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For weeks the fans waited, and the time had come for the final Pay Per View stop on the way to Victory Explosion 5! This would be the night that titles would be fought over, grudges would be settled, and for the first time ever Trevor Mach and Swift would collide in one-on-one action with the Global World Championship on the line. This was Radical Dreamers, a night where dreams are supposed to come true, but will the dream become a nightmare?
-The show started with action right away, as Rufus Poochyfud ordered the CXJ Wrestlers to "jerk the curtain" as it were, in a 6-Way match that would see yet another head on the chopping block roll. An angered Mr. Hotlanta could be seen having words with the ordered special referee, CXJ Champion Shadow. The masked man, who has been a thorn in the CXJ Exec's side actually shrugged and shook his hand, for whatever deal they had made. Fuel, NEX Champion Bolshoi, Picky Minch, former Champion Generator, and the CXJ Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection would all be battling for their jobs. This was high flying, high energy action all the way. These guys aren't called the best in their division for nothing. Picky Minch, the ground specialist, was doing what he could to avoid the match and avoid possibly getting pinned. sal and Jamie were of course working together, while Generator and Bolshoi formed a temporary alliance to subdue the wild card Fuel. Minutes into the match it became apparent that Shadow was not actually going to officiate the match. He stood in the corner and polished his title, never even looking for a nearfall. Rufus Poochyfud made his way out on the stage to applaud the effort of Mr. Hotlanta for trying to delay the inevitable, before bringing out another referee to "assist" Shadow. The match was really on now, as any man could quickly get pinned and lose their jobs. Lovekick, seeing an opportunity, tossed Bolshoi out of the ring together and then splashed over the top rope to keep them all out of the ring. A smart move, as it seems the CXJ wrestlers were trying to protect each other now from taking the fall. This left Generator, Picky, and Fuel in the ring. Picky was the most tenuered member of the division was not impressing, but instead cowering until the crowd started to chant for him. The young man who started out as the youngest wrestler in EBW history, charged at Generator finally only to get hit by a High Voltage Uppercut from Generator. The former champ then hit his signature GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop, but decided that just wasn't enough. He climbed to the top rope and looked down on Picky. Realizing what was about to happen he hesitated. This break in the action lead to Fuel swooping in with a Firestarter 450 before quickly pinning Picky Minch for the 1-2-3! Fuel has taken another scalp in his quest to survive. Shadow congratulated his protege and they walked to the back. The crowd chanted for Picky Minch as he scrambled to get to his feet. Generator, Bolshoi, and Lovekick helped him up and clapped, as the fans cheered for the now departing CXJ veteran. Tears streamed down his face, as Picky waved to the fans and thanked them for cheering even though he had become a prick. He walked out with his head held high as Mr. Hotlanta went on another tear after losing another CXJ Wrestler.
We then went to the back as Nerma was standing by with the Global World Champion.
Nerma: I'm here with Trevor Mach, the man who will put his title on the line against the brawler Swift in a first time ever main event! Now Trevor, Swift declined to make a statement regarding the match tonight. All he said was that you would be getting hurt. How do you feel about that?
Trevor Mach: That sounds about right considering it's Swift. The man does intend to hurt me. He already has in other ways obviously, so now he wants to finish the job in the ring. Well let me just say this to start, I'm not afraid of you Swift. You've made an impact, and you do deserve a title shot, but you're not going to scare me into just handing the belt over. You ruined a moment that was supposed to be special to me. You showed that you can hurt me on X-perience, but I'm not backing down. All you did was show me that you're someone that needs to be taken seriously. I'm ready for you Swift. The word is that if I lose then I never get another title match as long as I am an EBW wrestler, so you know you might just have to kill me if you want this title. If I didn't have this super awesome mask on right now....you could see that I'm being very serious. It's showtime Swiftnificent. BOOSH!
Nerma: Well that about wraps-
Trevor Mach: Tali, one more thing. I know we haven't really talked about it since it happened, but I wanted you to know that-
Lady M's: I already know, and it's alright. You'll get another chance.
Trevor Mach: I love ya, Honey Bunny.
Tack Angel: HA! Honey Bunny!
Trevor Mach: Tack, you pot stirrer you! What are you doing here?
Tack Angel: Just here to wish you luck. Have a good match out there.
Trevor Mach: You as well brosef. Can't have T'nT with just one T now can I?
Nerma: That's all from the back, let's get back to the action.
-Match #2 saw a 3-Way match between Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Hashim Al-Singh. A lot was at stake, as the winner would gain control over the first pick for TUE Season 5. Though this was a non title bout, Mike fought like it was all on the line, starting the match by flooring both Amigo and Hashim while taking over the match in the process. Amigo was still feeling the rust from a long lay off, but he eventually tripped up his friend and got to work on the ground game. Mike and Amigo seemed to focus soley on each other for a bit, but Hashim was not going to let that go on, and he managed to floor both of them before trying to pin them one at a time. That's how it went, with the friends battling and Hashim swooping in to make his presense felt. Late in the match Mike was setting up a Release Dragon Suplex on Amigo, but the submission machine evaded as Hashim was coming in with a spear that knocked Mike out of the ring. Before he could get back in Amigo got his Rolling Olympic Hell Submission on Hashim and forced him to tap out. Amigo wins the match and takes control of the first pick for TUE 5.
-The next match saw Tag Team Champions w00t and Anwin take on contenders Mac and Maurice for the belts. This match saw a lot of striking from the fighters who like to keep it standing. Anwin was the wild card here, as he was barely noticed and able to chop down Maurice. w00t and Mac did most of the work in the ring, as Mac was hungry for gold. He was all to happy to cheat, but w00t had him scouted and nearly dropped him with a WKO on a few occasions. There were close calls on both sides, but in the end Maurice missed a KO Punch that allowed w00t to hit the WKO and quickly roll him up for the win. w00t and Anwin continue their winning ways.
-Match #4 would see the finals of the ReGenesis Cup play out. The rookies of the ReGenesis project were all put into a tournament to see which one of them really stood out. The final two to survive to this point were Billy Tharpe and Camilo Ortega. The fans were 100% behind Billy, as Camilo Ortega was all smiles anyway and pandered to a crowd that didn't appreciate the heelish attitude. Camilo started off strong, by faking a handshake and then attacking when Billy tried to extend his hand. Camilo charged at Billy, who had his throat draped on the second rope. Billy Tharpe moved, and Ortega took a big bump through the ropes and landed hard on the floor. Billy followed up with a summersault plancha from his random assortment of moves. They battled outside of the ring, almost being counted out before heading back to the ring. Camilo Ortega retained control until Billy busted out a DDT that gave him the time to set up a move called the Oni Clutch, which shocked the smiling heel and forced him to quickly tap out. Billy Tharpe won the match and won the ReGenesis Cup! The crowd cheered as Billy was awarded his trophy. The ReGenesis rookies appeared to applaud Billy, while Ortega stewed on his way back up the ramp.
-The next match was highly anticipated for several reasons. Troy would be taking on the young second generation rookie Simon Stuart in a No Rules Match. On paper it did not look good for Stuart to begin with, as Troy is quite the deathmachine, but if the rumors were true then Ryan IQ might take part in Simon Stuart's permanent departure from EBW. The match was No Rules, and Troy immediately took to this by attacking Simon and forcing his throat onto the ropes. Simon Stuart would be in a fight for his life. Simon was finally allowed up, as Troy decided to play with his prey and allowed him to take a swing, thinking he wouldn't dream of it. Simon fired off a hard right that caught Troy of guard. Simon shot in and tried to take Troy down, but Troy grabbed him and landed several knees to the ribs. He pushed Simon to the ground and floored him with a punt kick. Troy laughed as he picked up Simon by the hair and tossed him into a corner. The one sided beating continued for several minutes as Ryan IQ walked down to the ring. On the set Rufus Poochyfud and Don Panini looked on, as did Mitsuko Stuart. Ryan stood back as Simon was busted open hard after several elbow shots to the face. Troy noticed Ryan finally and told him to grab a chair and join him in the ring. The Greed money man slowly complied, and brought the chair into the ring while Troy continued to ground and pound on Simon, and not allow him to submit. Ryan clutched the chair hard and looked like he may bring it down on Simon Stuart's face, but NO! Instead Ryan slammed the chair down hard on the back of Troy's head. He hit him several times, yelling in terror with every swing. The crowd erupted in cheers as Ryan thought about bolting out of the ring, but first he draped Simon over Troy as the ref counted 1-2-3! Ryan IQ saved Simon Stuart and cost Troy them match! Ryan panicked as he ran around the ring. He finally ran into the Red Shirts and told them to "stall" as he ran into the crowd.
-Time for another Title Match, as Ensiders and Scorre surrounded the ring, for what would be an FSW Regional Championship Lumberjack Match. Dynamic Dougie would be the member of Scorre getting his shot at former boss Ninten. With the guys around the ring, the pressure was on not to let them get at you. Ninten began working on Dougie's upper body before landing a Podunk Slam for a close two count. Ninten continued to work over Dougie with a nervehold. Ninten then took Dougie up top and hit a superplex. A few unconventional moves from Ninten to throw off the ginger scenery chewer. Dougie finally got in some offense with a few back hand chops, that bought him enough time to avoid a clothesline from Ninten and actually turned it into a Reverse Dynamic DDT! Dougie went for the pin, but Poo and Strong put Ninten's foot on the ropes. The Scorre jumped in and the factions brawled outside. Dougie and Ninten continued back and forth for several minutes. Dougie whipped Ninten into the corner and hit several European Uppercuts before taking his former Ensider boss down with a Podunk Slam of his own. The two fought to the outside, where the factions got involved and both men took a mutual beating before crawling back into the ring. Ninten got up first and assaulted Dougie with several kick strikes. Dougie fought through the kicks and got to his feet, where he struck back and put Ninten on his back for a Ginger Olympic Slam. After the slam, some bald guy in the crowd yelled at Dougie and twittered about the stolen move. Dougie let Ninten get back to his feet, when Ninten decided to cheat a little and gouge the eyes. He tried to hit one of his PK finishers, but Dougie grabbed him by the head and went for the Dynamic Spinning DDT! 1-2-3! Dougie shocked the fans and the factions by scoring the pin and lifting the title from Ninten, and the Ensiders. Dynamic Dougie has broken a glass ceiling to become the NEW FSW Regional Champion!
-The semi main would see two new rivals give it all they had, with so much on the line. Lukie had targetted Tack for no reason just to be a troll, and now Tack must get his revenge of face the loss of his job. But, if he wins, Tack Angel would on to main event Victory Explosion 5 against the champ. So one way or the other the outcome of this match would cause shockwaves. The match started with an aggressive attack by Tack. He clotheslined Lukie over the top rope and followed with swift kicks around the ring. Lukie then played cat & mouse and jammed the ring steps into Tack's knee.The fall made Tack once again hit his head. On X-perience Tack took a hard shot on the guard rails, so he may have been in this match with a concussion as is. In the ring, Lukie scored with a top-rope cross-body block, then pretended to limp around the ring and hold his head to mock Tack. Tack then ducked a clothesline and landed a fallaway backbreaker. Both fighters got back up in the middle of the ring and exchanged verbal jabs while exchanging kicks. Lukie gained control and advertised the 3 Point Tackle as he slowly dragged Tack to the middle of the ring. Lukie took his time setting up to execute, but Tack evaded and teased a Superkick, but Lukie countered with a kick strike of his own that decked Tack for a two count. Lukie then slowly made his way up as did Tack. The two fighters throwing every shot they could, but it was obvious they were weary. Several minutes later it looked like Lukie was once again in control as he picked Tack up by the hair, but Tack suddenly snapped and grabbed Lukie by the throat. The crowd and the ringside entourage including Tracy were shocked by the uncharacteristic move. Tack grit his teeth as Lukie grinned and spit blood on Tack. The Pushpin Seraphim finally calmed down and took the high road, by letting him go and circling the ring. Lukie laughed at the foolish move and charged Tack, only to get kicked in the gut and brought down with an Angel Driver. 1-2-3! Tack Angel narrowly won the match and earned his spot at Victory Explosion 5! The main event of the biggest show of the year will definitely feature the Pushpin Seraphim.
-It was now main event time, as the Global World Champion Trevor Mach would do battle against Swift. These two epic fighters would do battle in what could easily be called a classic. This match was not as fast paced with high energy like you would expect from these two. Instead, Trevor and Swift would fight a slow and methodical war that would be sure to bring the pain. Trevor and Swift came running toward each other with right hand blows and strikes. The fight quickly moved to the floor where Trevor landed right hand bombs before Swift threw him into the guard rails. Swift then charged Trevor with a spear through the rail, crashing into some of the fans. Swift got up and re-entered the ring, then Trevor pulled himself together and glared into the ring. Trevor re-entered and popped Swift with a right hand blow to answer Swift. Swift shot back and teased a belly-to-belly, but Trevor countered with a hip toss. They brawled back out of the ring, which Trevor taking control with his hard knees and elbows. Trevor walked around the ring catching his breath before ramming Swift into the ring steps. Trevor teased a move on the steps, but Swift blocked and headbutted Trevor away. Trevor then built a head of steam charging Swift, who took Trevor's momentum to the floor with a big spinebuster. Swift recovered and took control moments later and set up Trevor for ten punches followed by a kick and a powerbomb. Trevor kicked out of a pin attempt, but he was hurting at this point, so he took SWift to the mat to grapple and buy some time. He tried to hit the Cross Armbreaker, but Swift broke out of it quickly. They both scrambled to their feet, when Swift tried a suplex that was reversed into a Trevorplex! 1-2-Kickout! Swift was far from done, and quickly got back up to slam Trevor around the ring. Swift stalked Trevor in the corner and placed him up top to land right hand blows. Swift then went for a superplex, but Trevor countered with a mid-air Trevorplex!. The crowd went wild as Trevor attempted another pin, but Swift kicked out. The match continued like this, with both men hitting big moves and maximum damage. Finally, at the end it looked like Trevor might be getting the upper hand. He evaded a Pounce, and came rocking back with a flying knee kick. Trevor played up to the crowd, and the bloody champion decided to go high risk again, forcing Swift up the corner turnbuckle. Suddenly, a masked character came out of nowhere and pushed Trevor off the corner post. Both Trevor and Lady M's from ringside chased the masked man away. The small distraction was quickly put to a stop, and Trevor grabbed Swift to try and hit a finisher again, but Swift elbowed him in the gut and quickly took over. Swift hit his Pounce, and set up Trevor for the Blackhammer. He hit the move and went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Swift was shocked that Trevor kicked out and picked him up again for another Blackhammer! 1-2-KICKOUT! The crown went wild as the champ kicked out yet again. Swift yelled for him to stay down, but Trevor tried to climb back to his feet. Swift responded with yet another POUNCE and one final Blackhammer. 1-2-3! Swift won the match to become the NEW GLOBAL WORLD CHAMPION! Swift quickly grabbed his belt as he rubbed his forehead against it and raised it high. The masked man that tried to get involved earlier came out once again as a smiling Rufus Poochyfud handed him a large envelope. The EBW owner laughed and cheered as Swift celebrated. The era of the Brawler is upon us...
EBW: Radical Dreamers 2011
Twoson Fairgrounds
1. CXJ 6-Way (Loser is Fired): Fuel beat Bolshoi, Generator, Picky Minch, Sal Paradise, and Jamie OD Special Referee: Shadow (13:55) when Fuel hit the Firestarter 450 on Picky Minch (Picky Minch Fired).
2. 3-Way(If Mike or Amigo win then they get first pick of TUE 5 Teams. If Hashim wins then IQ picks the teams): Amigo beat Kinniku Mike and Hashim Al-Singh (9:38) with a Olympic Rolling Hell Submission on Hashim Al-singh.
3. Tag Team Championship: w00t(c)/Anwin(c) beat Little Mac/Maurice (6:31) when w00t hit the WKO on Maurice.
4. ReGenesis Cup Final: Billy Tharpe beat Camilo Ortega (7:05) with the Oni Clutch.
5. No Rules Singles: Simon Stuart beat Troy (8:04) via Pin.
6. FSW Regional Championship Lumberjack Match: Dynamic Dougie beat Ninten(c) (10:59) with a Dynamic Double Arm DDT to become the NEW FSW Regional Champion!
7. Singles (#1 Contendership or Gone from EBW): Tack Angel beat Lukie (12:44) with an Angel Driver.
8. Global World Championship(If Trevor loses then he never gets another title shot as an EBW wrestler): Swift beat Trevor Mach(c) (16:10) with a Blackhammer to become the NEW Global World Champion!
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Radical Dreamers Fallout! Card for X-cite Revealed!
EBW once again has the wrestling world buzzing after a big PPV last night. It was a PPV that saw Ryan IQ make his choice in the matter with Simon Stuart, Tack Angel claimed his destiny and earned a main event title shot at Victory Explosion 5, and Swift ushered in a new era, when he defeated Trevor Mach for the Global World Championship. Following the loss, Trevor Mach can never again get a title shot as an EBW wrestler. A little controversy surrounded the match, as a masked man tried to get involved in the match. What will the fall out be from these amazing turn of events? We do know that Trevor Mach is not scheduled to appear on the show, but rumors say that he may still show up with either an announcement or a challenge. X-cite will kick off the Victory Explosion Countdown "Celebration of 5 Years!". The first stage will feature No Rules matches, as the Expo Center goes Hardcore! Notable matches include a bout between new FSW Regional Champion Dynamic Dougie and Poo, New Champion Swift leading Troy and Little Mac against Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Tag Champion w00t, and a Radical Dreamers rematch between #1 Contender Tack Angel and Lukie. All of this and much more as the countdown begins.
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on 
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 1: No Rules!
1. No Rules Tag: Camilo Ortega/Uchubaco vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice
2. No Rules 3-Way: Billy Tharpe vs. Brad Zubaz vs. Anwin
3. No Rules 6-Man Tag: Ness/Lucas/Moz vs. Ninten/Captain Strong/Randy no Kachi
4. No Rules Singles: Dynamic Dougie vs. Poo
5. No Rules 6-Man Tag: Swift/Troy/Little Mac vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo/w00t
6. No Rules Singles: Tack Angel vs. Lukie
We do know a little about the biggest show of the year so far. We know that EBW will once again be taking VE to the Saturn Dome. We also know that Kinniku Mike and Amigo will have their TUE coaches bout for the Double Crown Championship. Finally, we know that Swift and Tack Angel will battle one more time for the Global World Championship. These are the details so far, but expect major news to start flowing as the countdown to VE continues.
Victory Explosion 5
Saturn Dome
PPV
1. Double Crown Championship TUE Finale: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo
2. Global World Championship: Swift(c) vs. Tack Angel
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Breaking News: FSW Title Change at Radical Dreamers!
After Ninten bluntly and idiotically willing to put his FSW Title on the line, Dynamic Dougie has defeated Ninten in a Lumberjack match with the Ensiders and the Scorre at ringside. As the two groups battled on the outside, Dougie shocked everyone with a modified Dynamic DDT to win the FSW Title. This end result has left many in the FSW roster completely unhappy especially FSW General Manager, Franky.
Full Radical Dreamers Results Here
EBW: Radical Dreamers 2011
Twoson Fairgrounds
1. FSW Regional Championship Lumberjack Match: Dynamic Dougie beat Ninten(c) (10:59) with a Dynamic Double Arm DDT to become the NEW FSW Regional Champion!
Meanwhile....
Franky: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have put faith on that idiot as champion. Dammit! Way to put FSW down in a hole and ruining plans, Ninten. I need a vacation.
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Tack Angel: You never know what's going to happen in your life. Things always seem so random, and even when you think you have your whole life planned out.....something always comes around the corner to get you. Why am I saying this? Well....because today is the day I die. 
Tack Angel: So man, how ya feeling?
Trevor Mach: I've been better, but I'm happy as hell to get out of that hospital bed. Do you believe they want you to take it easy after a concussion?
Tack Angel: Uh....yeah. And you damn well better.
Trevor Mach: I'm just getting warmed up myself. I have something I need to do at X-cite....something kind of big....maybe the last thing I'll have to do?
Tack Ange: What?
Trevor Mach: Nothing! So how about you? Mr. #1 Contender! How you doing after finding out that you're going to the main event of Victory Explosion V?
Tack Angel: It's a great feeling man, but it's a shame that you're still not the champion, cause I wanted to get back that title after kicking your butt!
Trevor Mach: Oh I would love to see ya try Taku! Ha!
Tack Angel: Ha! Well in any case, while you may have had a bad week or two, you still have your health and you still have Tali. Meanwhile, I have the title shot of a lifetime, a shot at redemption at the biggest show of the year, I've got friends, and I've got Tracy by my side. The fact of the matter is......things are starting to look up!
?: Hey Tack!
Tack Angel: Yeah, can I-
*BANG BANG BANG!*
Tracy: TAAAAAACK!
Trevor Mach: What the- NOOOO!
Tack Angel: Ugh...I....*cough cough*
Trevor Mach: GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!
?: HAHAHAHAHA! F*** THAT TACK GUY!
Tracy: Tack! Tack! Please hang on!
Tack Angel: I....I...feel...different.
Trevor Mach: That might be because of the gunshot wounds buddy. But, don't worry, I'll get you to the hospital!
Tack Angel: No....something...is happening....feels different this time.
Tracy: This time?! Tack, please hang on! I love you!
Tack Angel: I....I....love you too. You want to know something? I.....I was fantastic...absolutely fantastic..heh.......
Tracy: Tack?
Tack Angel: .....
Tracy: TACK? TAAAACK?!!
Tack Angel: ......
Tracy: Tack? You can't die! I love you! What about our life together?
Tack Angel: Tracy? I....
Trevor Mach: Did I say you could quit yet buddy? On your damn feet!
Tack Angel: I...
Kinniku Mike: I...uh...am not sure why I'm here....but you're an inspiration to the locker room Tack. Just so you know....you gotta pull through.
Tack Angel: Mike?!
Lady M's: Tack Angel giving up? That doesn't sound like the Pushpin Seraphim I know.
Tack Angel: Tali.
All: Don't Die Tack! Don't Die! Don't give up! 
Lukie: No Tack....GIVE UP! DIE! DIE TACK DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tack Angel: ....no.........No.......NO.....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tracy: Trevor, what's happening?!
Trevor Mach: That....is not something you see everyday.
Tracy: TACK! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO TACK?!
Trevor Mach: I think we're about to find out! 
Trevor Mach: What?!
Tracy: What?
Tack Angel: What? Oh, looks like I changed! Let's see....legs....hands....ears.....new duds nice!
Tracy: Tack....looks different!
Trevor Mach: How the hell he change his clothes so fast!?
Tack Angel: Face is about right.....actually have a mouth this time around? Hair.....STILL NOT GINGER!
Trevor Mach: Hey....hey...hey Tack....what the hell Tack?
Tack Angel: I...uh....changed?
Trevor Mach: I see that!
Tracy: Tack? What....what happened?
Tack Angel: Don't worry about it Tracy. All I know is....it'll all work out.
Trevor Mach: Huh....so...you're totally looking forward...that's new
Tack Angel: I know! Everything is new! It's a NEW Tack! A NEW beginning! HAHAHA!
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Tack Angel: OK....so maybe I didn't actually "Die". Sorry for the bait and switch.....uh....late April Fools? I....I'm so sorry.
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Announcer: That time has come once again! The time to get a paycheck for a little voice over work, and time for 8 more rookies to step it up for a shot to be the winner of the next Ultimate EBW! 
Kinniku Mike: What up all you sexy people!?
Amigo: Hello, I am Amigo and this is the Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike. We're the coaches for this new season of The Ultimate EBW! This season is-
Kinniku Mike: This season is going to be off the chain with the addition of the Sex Machine!
Amigo: *sigh* Right, but this season will also be better then ever, as we make a vow to put forth a real effort to give an entertaining show, and to train the future wrestlers of EBW. This could very well be the best group since Season 1.
Kinniku Mike: But uh....we haven't even seen the rookies yet.
Amigo: That's why I said "could very well be".
Kinniku Mike: Oh....so.....where ARE the rookies?
Amigo: That is actually an excellent question Mike. We haven't seen the rookies or even seen the new house where we will live and train. This is quite peculiar. We must get to the bottom of this.
Kinniku Mike: I would rather get to the bottom of Sonoko Kato.....IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING! HAHA!
Amigo: ....Quite. 
Kinniku Mike: HEYA BOSS!
Rufus Poochyfud: Oh it's you two. I don't recall issuing an open door policy with the talent, so why don't you evacuate before I call security.
Amigo: Actually sir, we have pressing matters to discuss.
Rufus Poochyfud: Well, I just pushed the security button, so I figure you have 30 seconds to say whatever it is you think you have to say.
Amigo: We were looking for Ryan IQ. He was supposed to get the talent and house ready for TUE Season 5. I believe these things may not be prepared yet and the show is already filming.
Rufus Poochyfud: Yeah, I'm actually looking for IQ myself. As for that other stuff.....I don't really care.
Amigo: But sir we-
Rufus Poochyfud: Don't care!
Amigo: I find Mr. Poochyfud's leadership skills to be suspect.
Kinniku Mike: Yeah? Well I stole this pen from his desk~!
Amigo: ......Good. This leaves us with a problem Mike. I already promised that this season would be better then ever, and I'm not one to break a promise.
Kinniku Mike: Don't worry my good amigo.....uh...Amigo, we'll just have to do a little recruiting of our own! I know just where to go.
Amigo: This is it?
Kinniku Mike: HAHA! Yep! See I don't you I knew where to recruit people.
Amigo: Um....they already work for EBW. That's why they are here....in the EBW Parking Lot.
Kinniku Mike: Eh?
Amigo: Billy Tharpe over there just won the ReGenesis Cup. Lovekick Connection, well they've been around since TUE Season 1. Anwin, is an EBW Tag Team Champion.
Anwin: Oh wow.....you can actually see me!?! This is great cause w00t still ca-
Kinniku Mike: Anwin? Who? Where?
Anwin: *groan*
Stephen Collins: HEY! HEY! Can I be in TUE?
Kinniku Mike: Who are you?
Stephen Collins: I'm Tack Angel fanboy Stephen Collins, other wise known as the train enthusiast Ultimo Tiger!
Amigo: Weren't you already on a Season of TUE?
Jamie OD: Oi! He on our Season!
Amigo: Oh.....perhaps you should get retrained and given a second given the "quality" of that Season.
Sal Paradise: Awwww......
Amigo: So that's one guy, but I think the next course of action is to go through the proper channels to acquire a roster. This means we should ask coaches from a previous year.
Jamie OD: OI! We were coaches in Season 3!
Amigo: ....One of the good seasons I meant.
Sal Paradise: Awwww.....
Amigo: So that is our dilemma. We have a show to do, and no time to get a roster.
Tack Angel: Time? Let's just say we have all the "time" you need.
Kinniku Mike: Uh....who's that guy?
Trevor Mach: Silly Mike! That's Tack!
Kinniku Mike: It is?! He looks different.
Trevor Mach: He regenerated!
Kinniku Mike: ......
Trevor Mach: What? I'm rolling with it.
Kinniku Mike: ....'K?
Amigo: So do you think you could assist us in acquiring roster with the help of that Time Train?
Tack Angel: Actually, this would give us the perfect opportunity to mess around with this time phone booth!
Kinniku Mike: HOW THE HELL DO YOU TWO KEEP FINDING TIME MACHINES!
Trevor Mach: Well how is Kinniku Mike a Sex Machine? It just comes naturally.
Kinniku Mike: You make a good point sir, a good point indeed.
Trevor Mach: Well then, should we get on the road?
Tack Angel: Roads, where we're going we don't need....roads.
Trevor Mach: BOOSH!
Amigo: Hey....they took the camera guy.
Kinniku Mike: Well then....CUE THE MONTAGE!
1992
Trevor Mach: Excuse me, could you tell me who you are?
?: ....You a cop?
Trevor Mach: No, I'm just looking for a man that goes by the name Ditch.
Ditch: You've come to the right place. The name is Ditch, and I'm your hook up for bootleg wrestling tapes. I've got prime quality stuff here, but that beta shit.
Trevor Mach: HEY! I love Beta Max!
Ditch: So what can I do for ya?
Trevor Mach: Just stand....right....there....NOW TACK!
Ditch: Huh?
Tack Angel: HUZZAAAAH!
1969
Tack Angel: So you think all this messing with Space Time is going have any repercussions?
Trevor Mach: Meh.
Tack Angel: Yeah I agree. So the next target is that guy over there....his name is Ra.
Ra: The time is now my children! The Sun Shaman has spoken, and the time for action is-
Trevor Mach: Hey!
Ra: Yes?
Tack Angel: Are you Ra?
Ra: Indeed I am! I am the man of vision, the Sun Shaman, the progeny of eternal-
Tack Angel: A simple yes will suffice.
Ra: And this is my lovely Mrs. over here.
Mrs. Ra: Hello boys!
Trevor and Tack: Hi Mrs. Ra.
Mrs. Ra: If you're out here rough housing just know that I have bandages and antibiotics if you scrape your knee.
Trevor Mach: Um....Mrs. Ra? Can Ra come out to play?
Mrs. Ra: Well I suppose so.
Trevor and Tack: Thank you Mrs. Ra.
Ra: Hey, where are you taking me?
Tack Angel: To...uh....Woodstock.
Ra: Oh righteous man! I knew you were two cool cats. Let's go!
1401
?: Oh my word! An Oni!
Trevor Mach: Oni? Nah, Billy Tharpe is back in 2011. Hey? Hey? How come this is old timey Edo and you're speaking perfect Eaglish? I was figuring there would be subtitles.
?: I, Xanshin the samurai, will vanquish this Oni and-
Tack Angel: Yoink! Looks like this season of TUE is.....
Trevor and Tack: IN THE BAG!
1911
Trevor Mach: This phone booth is getting crowded! If anyone farts I swear I'm tossing you out!
Tack Angel: Incoming!
?: Well this is quite the bully day! I was off to the haberdasher when this ruffian lassoed me into this predicament.
Trevor Mach: Hey Tack, who's that guy?!
Tack Angel: He goes by the name Pretty Tony. He's a turn of the century boxer, so I figure that should be good.
Pretty Tony: Do you require me to engage in fisticuffs?
Tack Angel: Uh....yeah, and there is a mint julep in it for you too.
Pretty Tony: Well let us be off then!
2085
Tack Angel: The future....I gotta check this out Mach.
Trevor Mach: Welcome to the WORLD OF TOMORROW! Wow, things really went to hell.
?: Yeah I know. How am I supposed to reel in any pretty ladies with this stupid apocalypse thing going on?
Tack Angel: Uh.....Lavos?
?: Lavos.
Trevor Mach: Huh....we might have to do something about this sometime. So, who might you be?
?: The name is Mike Ishijima, I'm a wrestler, savant, and all around chick magnet.
Tack Angel: Wrestler you say?! Hey Trevor, how come I can't turn to see him?
Trevor Mach: You're not a side sprite anymore! You have to learn to use the shifty eyes to look left and right.
Tack Angel: I think one of my eyes is broken.
Trevor Mach: You'll get the hang of it. Hey Mike Ishijima, wanna come to the past and wrestle?
Mike Ishijima: ......Will there be unsuspecting females to reel in?
Trevor Mach: Plenty!
Mike Ishijima: Sure!
???
Tack Angel: I...uh...think we took a wrong turn! This doesn't look like-
?: RAWR! FEAR ME! I AM DRAGONZOMBIE!
Trevor Mach: Look Tack! It's like half dragon....and half man zombie.
Tack Angel: Really? It looks to me like a half zombie.....half man dragon.
Trevor Mach: Wait! I know where we are! That's pokemon!
Tack Angel: It is?!
Dragonzombie: I AM NOT! I AM DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND-
Trevor Mach: It totally is! I have an idea. Hey, let me borrow this.
Tack Katcher: HEY!
Trevor Mach: Throw that at him.
Tack Angel: Well alright then. Hyah!
Dragonzombie: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU- NOOOO!!
Tack Angel: Well that was easy.
Trevor Mach: Thanks for the ball! By the way....neat duck thing. See ya!
Tack Katcher: IT'S A PSYDUCK! HEY WAIT! GIVE ME BACK MY POKEBALL! How am I going to complete my magical journey of magical magic now?
Kinniku Mike: So why did you guys drag us along this time?
Tack Angel: Well we were really sure if you might want this one or not. He's quite the controversial figure.
Amigo: Well......where is he?
Trevor Mach: Look down Amigo.
Amigo: Huh?
Mr. Jennings: Excuse me? Hi.....do you think you guys could....you know...HELP ME!
Amigo: What appears to be the trouble.
Mr. Jennings: Well, those assholes in FSW fit me with a pair of cement shoes and tossed over the bridge....but as you can see the water is a little shallow.
Amigo: Mr. Jennings in TUE? What do you think Mike?
Kinniku Mike: I dunno.
Amigo: Well in any case we SHOULD save him......so....alright. I say he joins the roster.
Kinniku Mike: Either way.
Tack Angel: Do you think we're messing with powers beyond our comprehension by preventing the death of someone who already died?
Trevor Mach: Meh.
Tack Angel: Good point.
Amigo: Well, this is our roster, so I guess we'll be getting into the real action on the next episode. In the mean time....we need to get a few of these guys caught up on current life. Perhaps, we'll start with the internet?
Kinniku Mike: You mean the box with all the pornography? Count me in!
Ra: Hey, any of you strange cats seen my wife? 
Mrs. Ra: Hello boys!
Tack and Trevor: Hi Mrs. Ra!
Mrs. Ra: I just made some fresh fudge! Who wants a piece?
Tack and Trevor: We do Mrs. Ra!
Mrs. Ra: Be careful, they are still really hot. Don't burn your hands.
Tack and Trevor: We won't.
M's and Tracy: *sigh*
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Tracy: THERE HE IS OFFICERS! ARREST HIM!
Lukie: Eh? What appears to be the problem?
Tracy: That man killed my boyfriend!
Police #1: He did?! Well, where is the body?
Tack Angel: Uh....hello.
Police #1: Hi, but where is the body?
Tack Angel: That would be me.
Police #1: You.....he killed you did he?
Tack Angel: .....I got better.
Police #1: *Sigh* Don't waste our time again.
Tracy: Hey! He really did do it! Get back here!
Lukie: Ha! Having trouble?
Tracy: You son of a bitch! You shot Tack!
Lukie: Did I? What makes you think it was me?
Tack Angel: Let's just call it a hunch.
Lukie: Alright, so what if I did? You seem fine now....fine and totally different looking.
Tack Angel: That doesn't change the fact that you wanted me dead. I hate to break it to you, but I'm still standing. Tonight, I've got you in the ring....No Rules. We'll see just how tough you are when you've got to look me in the eye.
Lukie: I look forward to it.....f*** that Tack guy. 
The Expo Center would be taken to the EXTREME, as EBW began the Countdown to Victory Explosion V. Tonight would feature solely No Rules matches, and the fans in attendance were ready for blood, bringing their own weapons to toss in the ring. The Victory Explosion Logo was lowered down as highlights from Radical Dreamers played on the tron. Then the music of the NEW Global World Champion Swift played as a ceremony began to honor the new champ. He sat in his throne as EBW Owner Rufus Poochyfud and the Red Shirts walked down to the ring. Rufus was all smiles as he sung the praises of "EBW's Conquering Barbarian".
Rufus Poochyfud: Helloooooo EBW! It feels great to be out here tonight! For most people, the best laid plans go to waste, but in my case they always work out. Case in point, our NEW Global World Champion! Most Kings wear their crown upon a troubled brow, but that beast in the throne over there! Not only did he dominate that match, but he also ensured that Trevor Mach's days of holding the gold are over. Did you hear me? OVER! O-V-E-R! The bastard played with fire and he got burned! You might have been able to pull a fast one or two on my father, but unlike my father.....I am BETTER then you! With the top prize in my personal playground now exactly where I want it, this will allow me to put my next plan in action, a plan that will change EBW forever. Because I'm going to take this promotion apart piece by piece, and wash away what it was. Then, I'll rebuild it in my image. Because I OWN EBW which makes me GOD of EBW. MY WILL BE DONE! HAHAHA!
The Boss was soon interrupted by the theme of Trevor Mach, as he, Tack Angel, and Lady M's appeared from out of the crowd as they entered the ring.
Trevor Mach: BOOSH! My ears were burning boss! I figured you had something to say, so how about saying it to my sexy mug!
Rufus Poochyfud: I have nothing to say to you Mach. You're officially useless in EBW! You're officially useless in life, which is why it's only a matter of time before that saucy Lady M's is-
Trevor Mach: Shut up! You'll find that I'm not done just yet booshbag! Sure, you got the title off of me, and I'm quite certain you're not going to investigate who the masked man was that tried to get involved. You have tried to take my hopes and dreams. You want to take the woman I love, and you have tried to take my career. Nothing personal I'm sure.
Rufus Poochyfud: Totally just business....ok....I lie. It's been so much....FUN.
Trevor Mach: The problem is you haven't checked your history! I have survived CTW, Giygas, Metal Rush, MKPW, NCW, Giygas...again, Pirkle, Poochyfud, Perfection, and GIYGAS AGAIN! For five years I have given my blood and sweat and TEARS for EBW! There were Shenanigans, but I was always focused on never giving up! I LOVE EBW, and I'll be dammed if I let you run me out have your way with it!
Rufus Poochyfud: Just what do you think you can do Trevor Mach?
Trevor Mach: I can go out with a BANG! If I'm going down then it'll be in a blaze of glory....and I'm taking you with me! I know you like to make deals, so I've got a deal for you. What do you say we both put all out on the table. I....will leave EBW, if you give me one match....just ONE MATCH....with one stipulation.
Tack Angel: Leave EBW?
Lady M's: What?
Rufus Poochyfud: Oh do tell! Who would you possibly give up your career to fight?
Trevor Mach: YOU!
Rufus Poochyfud: Me? Hahahahaha! ME?! Do you realize how ridiculous that is?! Do you think I'm just a top of my class pencil pusher? Top athlete in school, black belts in Judo and Jiu-Jitsu, and no regard for the well being of anyone that gets in my way! You would get SLAUGHTERED! HAHA!
Trevor Mach: Then you will have no problem giving me the match with a stipulation. If I win....you give up EBW. You leave EBW and you don't come back.
Rufus Poochyfud: Oh is that how it is?! You leave if I give you the match, but if you win said match I leave too? As impossible as it is to defeat me, I'm still wondering why I should accept such a match.
Trevor Mach: Because....despite all you say and all you do....we both know that I'm still....better then you.
Rufus Poochyfud: WHAT?!
Trevor Mach: You can't break me and that pisses you off! Swift, might have taken the title, but I still have my pride and that drives you crazy! So why don't you send me packing by beating me and pinning me to the mat! Unless of course you're....afraid?
Rufus Poochyfud: Afraid? AFRAID?! I'm not a afraid of anything! You know what? You want this match? You want a one-on-one match?
Trevor Mach: Yes, at Victory Explosion V!
Rufus Poochyfud: HA! Well....I'll....think about.
Trevor Mach: You'll think about it?
Rufus Poochyfud: If I'm going to wrestle then I need a worthy opponent. So I will propose this. If you really want me to consider this match, then I suggest you take part in what I have planned for X-perience. For Stage 2 of the Victory Explosion V Countdown, EBW will have its first ever.....BATTLEBOWL! If you could possibly win the match, then maybe I would take this challenge under consideration, but if you can't even come close, then don't waste my time.
Trevor Mach: Heh....you're on. Whatever it takes Rufus....you're going down at Victory Explosion V.
Lady M's: Trevor?
Trevor Mach: Yeah Honey Bunny?
Lady M's: Please, I need you to be serious for a minute! What was that about in the ring? You're going to leave EBW?! We didn't talk about that!
Trevor Mach: M's....Tali...I've been in EBW since the beginning. Don't laugh at this, but I do feel I've grown up a long with the company. I think that one way or the other, it's time for this. The last thing I do before moving on needs to be taking down Rufus Poochyfud.
Lady M's: You know what Rufus is capable of. What if he snakes his way out of this. What if he screws you over.
Trevor Mach: Heh....look at this Tali. When Tack and I were scooping up the wrestlers for TUE I took a detour into the future and grabbed this. "Grey's Wrestling Almanac 2000-2050". This book would tell me exactly what is going to happen. I'm tossing it in the trash, because I'm so confident that I can do this, I don't need to see it spelled out for me.
Lady M's: Heh...you sure you don't want to keep it and place a couple bets?
Trevor Mach: HA! Nah, I've got a Battle Bowl to get ready for! BOOSH!
Billy Tharpe: Hmmm....Wrestling Almanac eh? YOINK!
-The No Rules wrestling began with a Tag Team Match, with rookies Uchubaco and Camilo Ortega taking on Maurice and Hashim Al-Singh of Greed. A fairly basic match, even with the No Rules stip thrown in. Camilo seemed too busy smiling and pandering to the crowd, so Uchubaco had to take on the two big Greed strikers on his own for most of the match. Near the end of the bout, Little Mac appeared and tossed a chair into Maurice and Hashim. Camilo caught the chair instead and looked to be going after Greed, but he suddenly stopped, winked at Mac, and turned to bash Uchubaco over the head. Camilo was still all smiles as he held up the partner he betrayed, and allowed Maurice to hit the KO Punch and get the pin. Little Mac shook Camilo's hand, as it appears that traitorous act was Camilo Ortega's initiation into Greed.
-The second match saw a 3-Way between more of the ReGenesis rookies. One such rookie was Billy Tharpe, the ReGenesis Cup winner, who brought a strange book down with him as he took on Brad Zubaz and EBW Tag Team Champion Anwin. Zubaz spent most of the match trying to locate the White Noise Ninja, who swooped around and chopped at his legs with hard kicks. Billy was busying thumbing through his book, while also somehow avoiding any attack directed towards him. Brad Zubaz got frustrated and finally managed to pin a trash can down on top of Anwin. The White Noise Ninja stumbled around as Brad took a cart and bashed him hard with it over and over. Billy counted the number of hits on his fingers, before shooting in and quickly rolling up an off guard Zubaz for the 1-2-3! ReGenesis Cup winner Billy Tharpe continues his hot streak with a very odd win.
-We moved straight into match 3, the Ensiders took on Scorre in a 6-Man No Rules Tag. This match was all out, hardcore anarchy between these warring factions. During the match, The Red Shirts made their way down to the ring with three belts. These belts are the new EBW Trios Titles, and this action leads many to believe that perhaps the factions will be selected to battle for the belts eventually. Back in the ring, Ness and Ninten clashed with chairs, as Moz went high risk and splashed Captain Strong, who was propped onto a table. Randy no Kachi and Lucas traded blows until RnK simply pushed Lucas out of the ring. The crashing sound distracted Ness long enough for Ninten to clobber him with the chair, followed by a PK Flash Piledriver and the pin. The Ensiders scored the victory in this skirmish.
-The faction war continued into match 4, as NEW FSW Regional Champion Dynamic Dougie took on Ensider #2 Poo (pun intended) who had Tanooki Olly (who provided very little help). Dougie is on a hot streak after shocking the world with his title win at Radical Dreamers. This was a highly competitive contest, that actually did not feature much use of weapons, though Poo did take the initiative to openly bust out the bag of dirty tricks. It looked like Poo might score the win with a Starstorm OMEGA, but Dougie managed to reverse it into a Dynamic Spinning DDT before getting the pin and the win.
Ryan IQ: Alright Simon, keep low. I have to get some stuff from my office and then we can get you somewhere sa-
Simon Stuart: I don't want to run! Ryan, I appreciate what you did at Radical Dreamers. Before I thought you were a selfish heel, but you proved me wrong.
Ryan IQ: I AM a heel!
Rufus Poochyfud: Ha! Like I believe that anymore.
Ryan IQ: Rufus?! How did you know we were here?
Rufus Poochyfud: I have eyes everywhere remember?
Ryan IQ: I know that this about, but if you think you're going to get Simon you'll have to...uh....*gulp* go through me.
Rufus Poochyfud: Quit trying to act like the brave defender Ry-Q. It doesn't suit you. I'm through messing with Simon Stuart. In fact, I'll even let him stay in EBW. Troy will circle back around and get him eventually. Right now though, both he and I are focused on....you.
Ryan IQ: Me?
Rufus Poochyfud: You have pissed off A LOT of people Ry Ry.
Ryan IQ: ....Don't call me that.
Rufus Poochyfud: Normally I would find that hilarious, but you pissed me off too.....Ry Ry.
Ryan IQ: Please....don't call me that.
Rufus Poochyfud: I think I know how to solve this problem though. See, I want to exact vengeance on you, but so do...."our associates". I know the best way to settle this. If Simon Stuart wins the Battle Bowl, then I will be the one to hand out the punishment. But.....if he loses....oh man Ry Ry....I wouldn't want to be you.
Ryan IQ: STOP CALLING ME THAT! I mean...uh...I believe we will accept this offer. Right Simon? You said you didn't want to run, well here is your chance.
Simon Stuart: That's right....we accept.
Rufus Poochyfud: Well that works for me then. I would continue to watch your back though. The Sandwich is hovering somewhere, and he's not as lenient as I am. HAHAHA!
Ryan IQ: ....Let's make like a tree and get out of here.
Nerma: Nerma here....Tack?
Tack Angel: Uh....yeah? Something wrong?
Nerma: No...not at all. Anyways Tack, tonight you main event against your rival Lukie in a No Rules Match, but I think the big news is that you will be main eventing Victory Explosion V against the new champion Swift. You two have quite the history, and it seems like he finally got the better of you in your last encounter. How are you feeling going into this huge match?
Tack Angel: I feel like a new man! I may have lost before, but I think we all know that had to do with Lukie. He's a troll plain and simple! I'll deal with Lukie, and then I'll face Swift in a fair fight in that main event. Remember the outcome of Victory Explosion 4? Look forward to a repeat performance from the Pushpin Seraphim.
Lukie: HA! Repeat performance? No one likes a rerun Tack!
Tack Angel: Lukie, why don't you save it till we're in the ring. That way when you try to run your mouth and I can kick your teeth down your throat!
Lukie: Wow! Strong words! You really are a new man. I still say f*** you Tack! I got news that there is something very special in it for me if I take you out tonight. I would enjoy making you bleed no matter what, but after hearing this offer...I can not wait to hurt you.
Tack Angel: You already tried killing me Lukie! What else can you do?
Lukie: Oh, you'll find out once my hand is raised in victory tonight! BUH BYE!
Tack Angel: ......
-The fifth match featured another big 6-Man No Rules Tag, with Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Tag Team Champion w00t took on new Global World Champion Swift, Troy, and Little Mac. As an added note, with the TUE 5 coaches competing, the roster for the show could be seen standing on the stage and taking notes (Except for Ditch, who set up a camcorder to record the match bootleg style). This was another crazy hardcore brawl. Swift and Troy were running wild, but Mike had strength of his side as well, while Amigo and w00t were evasive and cunning. Amigo got the better of a frustrated and distracted Troy by kicking a chair straight into his face. As this was going on, Mike actually rolled a Soda Machine into the ring and used it to splash onto the fearful Little Mac. Through all of this the champion was dominating, and POUNCED w00t into the ropes before rolling him up for the quick pin. After the match, Troy stormed out of the ring screaming for Ryan IQ, while Swift wiped his forehead on the ring ropes and held his title up high.
-The main event saw #1 Contender Tack Angel and Lukie go to war in a hardcore brawl. The hated foes immediately took to the strikes by trading kicks. Tack took control and whipped Lukie into the corner. He went for a big splash, but Lukie moved out the way and put a chair in his place. Tack fell to the ground, and Lukie took this time to work on Tack's limbs with the chair. Tack was on the defensive for half the match as he fought to get back to his feet. Lukie brought in different weapons such barbed wire boards and ladders to try and crush the Pushpin Seraphim, but he just kept getting up. Lukie tried to take him out with one final chair shot, but Tack swept his leg and took control. Tack tossed him into the corner, and this time successfully hit the Seraphim Splash, before whipping him into another corner to do it again. Tack was getting his stride back, as he almost seemed to enjoy clobbering Lukie. He repeatedly kicked his legs til he fell to his knees and floored him with a hard shot to the temple. It looked like Tack might get the win with an Angel Driver, until the Global World Champion Swift returned to the ring and floored his VE challenger with a POUNCE! The Pounce sent Tack to the floor onto a barbed wire board that held him down. Lukie got back to his feet, and laughed at the situation. He got down into Tack's face and let out a big laugh, before Swift tossed him a chair. Lukie climbed to the top of the ladder and came crashing down with a chair assisted elbow drop before getting the 1-2-3. Lukie won the match, with a lot of help from the Global World Champion. After the match, Lukie grabbed a microphone.
Lukie: Man oh man Tack! I knew you were failure and this proves it. These people, your fans, can boo all they want cause like it or not I BEAT YOU! With that victory comes reward, and oh man is this a great reward! Someone has finally seen that I am main event material around here. That's why I am happy to announce that at Victory Explosion V....the main event is now a 3-Way! Swift will defend that Global World Championship against Tack Angel, but more importantly......ME! HAHAHA!
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 1: No Rules!
1. No Rules Tag: Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice beat Camilo Ortega/Uchubaco (4:09) when Maurice hit the KO Punch on Uchubaco.
2. No Rules 3-Way: Billy Tharpe beat Brad Zubaz and Anwin (5:50) with a Roll Up Pin on Zubaz.
3. No Rules 6-Man Tag: Ninten/Captain Strong/Randy no Kachi beat Ness/Lucas/Moz (10:48) when Ninten hit the PK Flash Piledriver on Ness.
4. No Rules Singles: Dynamic Dougie beat Poo (7:21) with a Spinning Dynamic DDT.
5. No Rules 6-Man Tag: Swift/Troy/Little Mac beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo/w00t (8:04) when Swift hit the POUNCE on w00t.
6. No Rules Singles: Lukie beat Tack Angel (9:56) with a Chair Assisted Elbow Drop.
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Rufus Poochyfud's War on CXJ steps up! 
Today at The CXJ Center, Rufus Poochyfud declared that he would take a more hands on approach in booking Xperiment, while leaving Mr. Hotlanta to make sure that his orders are carried out. This is part of an on going war between the head office and CXJ Executive Mr. Hotlanta and the CXJ Division. Rufus Poochyfud has gone on record that he does not like the Division, or believe it is profitable, ignoring the fact that the division was what put EBW on the map in the first place. At today's press conference Rufus announced many more cuts would happen, to "cut costs", but Mr. Hotlanta saw it differently.
Rufus Poochyfud: The CXJ Division is a sinking ship, and no one cares to even bother tuning in for a train wreck anymore. That's why I have to make these cuts, because if I don't then the Division is going to destroy itself and-
Mr. Hotlanta: HE'S LYING! THE CXJ DIVISION IS BEING KILLED BY POOCHYFUD INTENTIONALLY! HE'S CUTTING DOWN THE ROSTER SO HE CAN CANCEL THE SHOW AND GET RID OF THE DIVISION ALTOGETHER!
Rufus Poochyfud: Oh Hotlanta, you ARE hilarious. Red Shirts, escort him away please.
Mr. Hotlanta: DAMN YOU RUFUS! THIS ISN'T OVER!
After the interruption, Rufus announces that Hashim Al-Singh would become his personal Judge, Jury, and Executioner of CXJ. He would send the big man from Scaraba in to deduce who would need to be cut. The TUE 4 winner's first target is none other then TUE 4 Runner Up Manu Kalani. They will open the show, in a match where if Manu loses, he is fired from Xperiment. Rufus then provided a packed card, that only had one draw back. The losers of every match on the show would receive a pink slip. Lovekick Connection will have to put the titles on the line against SinDOS, and old rivals Given and Taken. Bolshoi will put the NEX Title on the line against Bullet. In the main event, Generator, CXJ Champion Shadow, Fuel, and Rey Dorado would all compete in a ladder match. The winner must fire one of the losers. So yes, it is a packed card, but also a card with man consequences, and many lost jobs. It should be a must see Xperiment.
The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center
1. CXJ on Trial (CXJ Wrestler Loses CXJ Wrestler is Fired): Hashim Al-Singh vs. Manu Kalani
2. CXJ Tag Team Championship (Losing Team is Fired): Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Given/Taken vs. Avion/Metrion
3. CXJ NEX Championship (Loser if Fired): Bolshoi(c) vs. Bullet[P+P]
4. CXJ Ladder Match (Winner must Fire one of the other competitors): Generator vs. Shadow vs. Fuel vs. Rey Dorado
X-perience Presents: BATTLE BOWL!
EBW's Countdown to VE5 goes to Stage 2, when for the first time in EBW History, X-perience will play host to Battle Bowl! The Battle Bowl is made up of tag team matches in which the partners are randomly drawn and a team has to work together to advance to the Battlebowl Battle Royal. The random teams could be allies or enemies, but they must put differences aside to make it to the end. The teams have already been picked, and the results are interesting. Ness and Poo are being forced to team up, as are current FSW Regional Champion Dynamic Dougie and Ninten. Tack Angel will have to try and put his grudge aside with Lukie, as the #1 Contenders to the Global World Championship must join forces. Trevor Mach and rookie Simon Stuart have been paired together, and both have a lot at stake in Battle Bowl. The team to look out for is the dominant combo of Global World Champion Swift and Alpha Beta Troy. After the six tag matches, the survivors will all go to war in the Battle Royal. Who will come out on top? Find out on X-perience!
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 2: Battlebowl!
1. Battlebowl Tag Match: Ness/Poo vs. Dynamic Dougie/Ninten
2. Battlebowl Tag Match: Trevor Mach/Simon Stuart vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice
3. Battlebowl Tag Match: Captain Strong/Olly Oliver vs. Billy Tharpe/Anwin
4. Battlebowl Tag Match: w00t/Kinniku Mike vs. Moz/Amigo
5. Battlebowl Tag Match: Tack Angel/Lukie vs. Little Mac/Camilo Ortega
6. Battlebowl Tag Match: Swift/Troy vs. Brad Zubaz/Uchbaco
7. Battlebowl Battle Royal: Winners of the Tag Matches Compete!
One of the other random teams in Battlebowl is ReGenesis Cup winner Billy Tharpe and EBW Tag Team Champion Anwin. Billy Tharpe checked in on his partner after the beating he took on X-cite.
Billy Tharpe: Sup Anwin! Listen I-
Anwin: AHHH! CHAIRS!
Billy Tharpe: Do what now?
Anwin: DID YOU SEE ANY CHAIRS?!
Billy Tharpe: I...uh...did not. w00t? What the hell yo?
w00t: The kid has been acting a little off since that No Rules match. With that trashcan lid on his head he was battered with chair shots.
Billy Tharpe: Yeah, I would have gotten involved, but the Almanac told me that would have lead to me losing.
w00t: What?
Billy Tharpe: Nothing!
w00t: Anyways, he's got this ringing in his ears and he's now deathly afraid that he's going to get buried in chairs from the sky.
Billy Tharpe: Huh.
Anwin: DID YOU SAY CHAIRS?! I DON'T WANT TO GET BURIED.....IN CHAIRS!
w00t: You're supposed to be a stealthy ninja! If you keep yelling you'll lose that advantage!
Anwin: CHAIRS! AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Billy Tharpe: Hmmmm....must check the Almanac about this. Oh...haha....this is going to be hilarious when that happens! HA!
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Mr. Hotlanta: Shadow, I need to have a word with you.
Shadow: Come to beg for my help again? I agreed to work with you once because I don't like Rufus Poochyfud either, but I won't forget that you tried to stack the deck the against me in the Xperiment early days.
Mr. Hotlanta: We need to put that behind us. You're the veteran of the CXJ Division. This division has been yours. I figure you would want to see it succeed.
Shadow: .....I do.
Mr. Hotlanta: Don't you see what is happening?! Rufus has turned this show into a joke! He's ruining lives and careers left and right! We were the best thing that ever happened to EBW, and now we're about to be wiped out. Now I don't care how you feel about me, but your career, your title, and your little "group" here are all in jeopardy. I trust you'll make the right decision.
Shadow: .....
Tonight's episode of Xperiment was one of the biggest to date for all the wrong reasons. The fans were treated to four great matches, but several CXJ Division wrestlers lost their jobs in the process. It was kill or be killed, as Rufus Poochyfud personally oversaw what many think could be the dismantling of the CXJ Division. The wrestlers all have to fight for their jobs, and no one is safe...
*Activating Tack Repelling BLOCK OF TEXT!*
-The opener saw the rookie and TUE 4 runner up Manu Kalani have to fight for his job when he took on the man that beat him in TUE 4 Hashim Al-Singh. Rufus selected the rich man from Scaraba to be his "cleaner" to clean out the "expendable". Manu received a hero's welcome, as he rushed into the ring and hammered his former TUE rival. Hashim had the size, strength, and reach on his side while Manu had the speed and the people on his side. Late in the match Manu chopped down Hashim with kicks and followed it up with a Wave Crasher Splash. Hashim barely kicked out, but Manu was in control until Hashim pulled a pair of Brass Knuckles, a Greed standard, out of his entrance gear and clocked Manu unbeknownst to the ref. Hashim pandered to the crowd and looked up at Rufus, who grinned and gave him the thumbs up. Hashim put Manu in the Camel Clutch, as Manu fought hard to escape. Unfortunately, Manu could not get to the ropes and had no choice but to tap out. Hashim picked up the win and cost Manu Kalani once again...this time his job. The fans booed and threw garbage into the ring, as Hashim grabbed the mic and announced that he would be the CXJ Killer, and this was just the beginning. Manu was carried out of the ring while the fans applauded. Would this be the last time we would see the surfing rookie?
-The next match saw the CXJ Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection taking on their perennial rivals Given/Taken, and SinDOS. Both teams have tried to take the crown from the fan favorites, but this time jobs were also on the line. This match was all over the place, as the heated rivals could barely be contained in the ring. It was tough to get a pin with everyone in the ring breaking things up, but in the end Jamie managed to toss Metrion out of the ring, with the goth landing on Given and Taken. This gave Sal Paradise the opportunity to hit his Control Nekbreaker on Avion and pinned him for the win! Lovekick Connection continues their winning ways, while SinDOS are now on their way out. Given and Taken actually let out a big sigh of relief as they avoided a close call.
-Match #3 saw the hilarious clown prince of CXJ put his job and NEX Championship on the line against the Power Player Bullet. The fans loved both of these wrestlers, and no one wanted to see yet another job lost....except for Rufus Poochyfud. Another high octane match, with both guys giving it their all to stay alive in the CXJ Division. Bolshoi was even more serious as usual, and he cracked Bullet in the side of the head with a high knee and then bringing down his woozy opponent with a Double Knee Facebreaker. Bolshoi then picked up Bullet to cap off his little combo with a Bolshoi Bomb before scoring the 1-2-3. Bolshoi defended his title and his job, while Bullet became another casualty of Rufus Poochyfud. Rey Dorado came out to console his ally, while Bolshoi attempted to hand him a balloon before hugging him and openly weeping. Bullet had to tell him it would be alright, and that he would now be heading home to P+P as a more experienced wrestler.
-The main event saw the CXJ Champion Shadow, Generator, Rey Dorado, and the nefariously ironic Fuel collide in a Ladder Match that would see the winner have to fire one of the losers. This was a crazy high flying affair, as all four wrestlers went all out to grab that contract. This was more like a brawl. All four scraped and clawed to get that contract. Fuel had a 2-0 record in these firing matches so far, and looked to be the one to grab the contract, but oddly enough, Shadow climbed the other end of the ladder and took his protege to the mat. This allowed the confused Generator to climb the ladder and grab the contract! Generator won the match, and wasted no time in firing Fuel. Fuel went on a rampage, and shouted at his mentor, as Generator also shared a staredown with the CXJ Champ. Rufus Poochyfud laughed atop the stage as Mr. Hotlanta attempted to close in on him, but Hashim Al-Singh got in the way and actually started brawling with the CXJ Exec. A crazy end to a very crazy Xperiment.
The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center
1. CXJ on Trial (CXJ Wrestler Loses CXJ Wrestler is Fired): Hashim Al-Singh beat Manu Kalani (6:28) with a Camel Clutch Submission.
2. CXJ Tag Team Championship (Losing Team is Fired): Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) beat Given/Taken vs. Avion/Metrion (12:02) when Sal hit the Control Nekbreaker on Avion.
3. CXJ NEX Championship (Loser if Fired): Bolshoi(c) beat Bullet[P+P] (5:59) with a Bolshoi Bomb.
4. CXJ Ladder Match (Winner must Fire one of the other competitors): Generator beat Shadow, Fuel, and Rey Dorado (10:50) by grabbing the contract. (Fuel is Fired!)
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Hotlanta Implosion at EBW Tower!
This Easter Sunday was supposed to be a day of piece and celebration for the EBW gang, but for Mr. Hotlanta, Rufus Poochyfud had other plans. Plans that would cause a meltdown that will greatly affect the future of CXJ.
Mr. Hotlanta: Rufus, what the hell is this all about?
Rufus Poochyfud: Well Hot, as you know it's Easter.
Mr. Hotlanta: Yeah, I had plans....this is a day off after all.
Rufus Poochyfud: Ha! For what reason? Some silly old fable? Don't believe that stuff Hotlanta. Right now, I'm your God, and you're going to take part in a little game for me.
Mr. Hotlanta: What game would that be?
Rufus Poochyfud: Hold your horses. First, I want to tell you WHY you're taking part in such a game. I was trying to do a little house cleaning on Xperiment, and you tried to make a move at me. Call me crazy, but I think....you were trying to hit me.
Mr. Hotlanta: What was your first f***ing guess...sir.
Rufus Poochyfud: That's why we're going to start ourselves a little "Easter Tradition" today. I have hidden colored plastic eggs all around EBW Tower. I want you to find one...just one.
Mr. Hotlanta: Not only do I not want to do that, but also this game has already been done.
Rufus Poochyfud: You didn't let me finish. Inside these eggs, are the names of CXJ Wrestlers. The egg you pick will decide who gets fired next.
Mr. Hotlanta: WHAT?!
Rufus Poochyfud: Heh...you heard me.
Mr. Hotlanta: So "house cleaning" is really more about firing people for amusement then leaving only the best huh?
Rufus Poochyfud: Did you ever really believe that bolshoi? I'm firing everyone....I mean...having YOU fire everyone for my amusement. This is my company after all, and I am your GOD!
Mr. Hotlanta: Don't believe that for a f***ing second you son of a bitch! I'm done!
Rufus Poochyfud: What?
Mr. Hotlanta: You heard me asshole! I said I'm done! I'm done with taking crap from you, firing people who don't deserve it, and then having to explain to those who are left why I couldn't do a damn thing to stop you! So I AM putting a stop to this right now! I quit! I was never cut out for a suit in the first place, so you can take this tie, this jacket, and these shoes....and shove them straight up your ass! I'm OUT!
Rufus Poochyfud: HA! About time you cracked! Still in the time frame for me to win the bet with Panini too. Have fun in the unemployment line!
Hotlanta: Oh, I've got other plans Rufus Poochyfud....you just wait.
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Earlier today...
Frankie: Hello.
Ryan IQ: Frankie!!
Frankie: YES SIR!!
Ryan IQ: What is the meaning of this?
Frankie: What?
Ryan IQ: Look at the tournament brackets!!!
Franky: What?
Ryan IQ: Look closer!
Franky: Ohhhhhh....I see it now.
Ryan IQ: Alright, I already have enough on my hands but I'm gonna show up tonight We gotta put a stop to this before those two dimwits end up being in the finals.
Franky: Ugh, easier for you to say, I had an idiot former champion losing his title to a scrub. A background chewing scrub. All this nonsense is too much. I need a vacation.
Ryan IQ: Alright you know what? I'm stopping by later and I'll make sure...
*knock knock*
??: You wanted to talk to us sir?
Ryan IQ: Why yes! Hey, Franky, I'm having meeting now. I may have our little problem solved. Cash you later.
Franky: Yes sir. 
FSW opens up with the eight remaining participants of the FSW Tournament. Franky, along with the Cyber Troy Protection Control, came out to the ring.
Franky: Alrighty, its been awhile but don't be alarmed! The tournament continues! Anyway, as you can see up on the stage, this is our...new...champion...Dougie...and the Scorre. Now then, I know a few of you, along with the rest of the locker room, are unhappy about that and...
Trevor: Actually...I'm excited to have a chance to be in there with that ginger bastard.
Franky: Who says you can talk? What makes you think you have a chance?
Trevor: Because I have ninja powers. Duh, winning! BOOSH!
Tack: Huzzah.
Franky: Shut up! Anyway, one of you have a chance to redeem FSW's name. And to ensure that, I, personally, will make sure Dougie stays champion. That's right. I'm keeping him champion for FSW 30. Enough talk, lets get this tournament crackin!
Trevor: Say, I haven't seen Watch anywhere. What's up?
Tack: I don't know. I haven't seen him either. He hasn't clicked lately so I'm not sure.
Franky: Shut up!
Perfect Man faces off with fellow Foursider, MB Callahan. Callahan overpowers Perfect Man throughout. Callahan went for a shoulder block but Perfect Man kicks Callahan's shin. Perfect Man went for a crossbody but Callahan caught Perfy. Callahan went for the Whirley Bird but Perfect Man reverses by landing on his feet. Perfect Man pushes Callahan away and steadied himself against the ropes. Perfect Man launches himself into Callahan with the Perfect Cannon to win.
Fergus O'Flannery took on Subculture with William Tharpe at ringside. Subculture looks to have got this in the bag even reversing a powerbomb attempt and hitting the Counterculture. Knowing Fergus is in trouble, Tharpe went on the apron to provide the distraction. Subculture tries to get Crazy Mike to get Tharpe off the apron. As Subculture turns around, Fergus hits the Ginger Boot to Subculture and gets the win. 
Trevor Mach enters the third round facing Jay Chung. Trevor and Jay both took a fast start and went at it with each other. Trevor hits a Trevorplex but Jay quickly got up and roundhouses Trevor. Jay continues to take control by stunning Trevor with a spinning 540 kick. Jay keeps the offense coming with the Victoria Peak. As Jay goes to the top rope, Trevor slowly got up to hi feet. Jay went for the Super Jay Press but Trevor hits a Macha Ye as Jay was in mid-air. Trevor pins Jay and advances on.
Tack Angel enters the ring taking on FSW Rising Champion, Rude. Tack tries to kick Rude down and even hits a Rider Kick yet Rude is still standing. Tack went for the Standing Shiranui Kai but Rude drops Tack down with a thunderous Bad Etiquette mid-move. Rude attempts another Bad Etiquette but Tack somehow flips over. Tack leans over to the ropes. Rude went after Tack but Tack lifts Rude and drops Rude onto the ropes. Tack hits the Angel Driver on Rude and takes the win. 
Ryan IQ: Alright make way, as owner of FSW, its time to clear the room here.
Joey: What's goin on?
Evan: I don't know.
Ryan IQ: Baka and Unagi. Since you two came, you two have been nothing but waste of space. Therefore, as owner of FSW, its time to send you two back to New Edo Pro. Red Shirts!!
Toad: Whoa!
Ryan IQ: Time for you two to go back to Edo and the Red Shirts have a box ready for ya to get shipped.
Baka: ??
Unagi: ??
Ryan IQ: GO! Or else! My head is already hurtin and you don't wanna make it worse.
Coconut Head: Dude, thats kinda harsh huh?
Gumbie: Yea, that's crazy!
Ryan IQ: Alright, this is a clear example on what will happen if you don't produce. The roster is blown up already so you better do something worthwhile!
Camilo Ortega enters his final official FSW match with Greed member, Maurice, at ringside against Master Bubu. Camilo went for the 25:17 Driver but Bubu reverses and pushed Camilo. Bubu went for the spear and Camilo dodged. Bubu ran right into a KO Punch from Maurice and Camilo took advantage with a cross armbreaker to win the match.
Perfect Man and Tack Angel faces off in the first semi-final match. Perfect Man and Tack size up each other. Perfect Man tries to go all out and hit Tack with everything he had. Perfect Man misses the Perfect Cannon and Tack hits the Rider Kick afterwards. Perfect Man quickly got up and hits the Perfect Driver. Perfect Man signals it and attempts the moonsault. Tack moves away and kicks Perfect Man down. Tack hits the Standing Shiranui Kai on Perfect Man. Hangman and KYO came out but Tack kicks Hangman onto KYO. Perfect Man aware of the interference continues to lay down playing possum. Tack picks Perfect Man up and sets up the Angel Driver but Perfect Man surprises Tack with the Perfectplex to advance to the finals!
Trevor Mach, in his mask, hopes to take on the ginger bastard champion, Dougie, but has another ginger roadblock in Fergus, whom came out with William Tharpe and Anubis at ringside. Back and forth from the ginger and the closet ginger. Trevor blocks a Ginger Curse attempt and hits the Trevorplex. Trevor ducks a Ginger Boot but gets one regardless. Fergus hits the Ginger Curse and signals it. Powerbomb attempt failed by Fergus and Trevor puts Fergus down on his knees with a knee followed by a Macha Ye. Trevor went for another Macha Ye putting away Fergus seemingly. As Trevor went for the pin, Tharpe went on the apron but gets a flying knee attack to Tharpe. Anubis caught Tharpe from hitting the floor. Trevor turned and a smiling Fergus drops Trevor down with the Ginger Ale to move on to the finals.
Brother R: Welcome to the Brother R show. Tell em Julian.
Julian: Hello everybody!
Brother R: Tonight its time for something different. Now these two have been at it for awhile. And most recently this cat has been caught playing as someone else by a pirate. Now we haven't touched upon this subject for awhile because of this wack ass tournament goin on. Now lets get jiggy with it. Giff Hoyt and Oog. Come out now.
Giff Hoyt comes out with his group followed by Oog with his.
Brother R: Now I'm not one to pot stir nor do I smoke...cigarettes. But you hairy ape cat have been found out. What do you make of this?
Oog: Look, I, John Oog Brontostone, will not be taken lightly now that this bald guy's pirate buddy found out who I am. I assure you that the Oog you see dominating everyone is still the same Oog you see now. And now that you finally found out who I really am, prepare for dire consequences.
Giff: Come on now. It's clearly obvious who you are and what you do. No need to hide it, these people ain't stupid. And I for certain ain't stupid. We know! We have a doctor with us.
Leandro: And it all thanks to me mateys!
Lilly: Actually it was my idea to crash in with the ship.
Leandro: Come on Lilly! Don't drop the anchor on me now. Let me take some credit, I did sailed the ship into the building.
Lilly: *smiles* I said it was my idea.
Leandro: Yes ma'am.
Oog: Weirdos.
Giff: Well, whoever idea it may be. Consider our mission accomplished.
Oog: Oh no! You are not gettin away easy! I challenge you! The four of us against the four of you minus the girl.
Giff: Aww come on! Let the girl in!
Oog: No, I'm not THAT stupid! With her on that team, its an automatic loss for us and its not because of the number advantage either! So she's out!
Brother R: Ok! I think its time to wrap things up here on the Brother R show. You bunch settle your problems elsewhere. Goodnight cool cats. Tell em Julian.
Julian: Goodnight everybody!
This is it, the finals featuring Perfect Man and Fergus. Which one of these two will have a chance to face FSW Champion, Dougie. Fergus uses his size and power advantage to best Perfect Man as Perfect Man goes for his sneaky tactics. William Tharpe and Anubis, to noone's surprise were out at ringside for this match. Perfect Man's intelligence was put to good use and he uses the ring to get out of tight situations. Perfect Man kicks himself from the ropes away from a powerbomb attempt and Perfect Man gets to the ropes. Perfect Man hits the Perfect Cannon on Fergus and Tharpe takes a shot at Perfect Man. Perfect Man tries to fling right back but Tharpe dodged away. Fergus slowly gets up and hits the Ginger Boot. Perfect Man gets the Ginger Curse and Fergus picks Perfect Man up for the Ginger Ale. Perfect Man elbows out and slaps Fergus away. Perfect Man goes up but Anubis grabs Perfect Man's head and pushes Perfect Man off. Fergus hits another Ginger Boot and picks Perfect Man back up. Fergus shoves Perfect Man on the ropes, as Anubis locks his arm around Perfect Man's neck, and Fergus gave a slap back at Perfect Man. Reeling, Perfect Man somehow ducks the Ginger Boot. Fergus kicks Anubis by accident and walks into a Perfect Driver from Perfect Man followed by a trip to the top rope. Perfect Man hits the Impeccable Moonsault on Fergus and pinned Fergus. Despite the distractions, Perfect Man overcame the odds and is your new contender...
Ryan IQ: HOLD IT!!
Ryan IQ: I am not letting that writeup continue! No no no! Perfect Man is NOT the number one contender! Never once did I say the winner of this tournament will become the number one contender to Dougie's FSW Title. Nope! Never! Oh? Don't believe me? Look back here!
Dear peasant. I am Ryan IQ, owner of FSW. As owner of FSW, I will formally announce that the upcoming FSW events, starting at FSW 25, will be dedicated to a huge 32 wrestler tournament. If you have received this letter, that means you have qualified for this tournament. The winner of the tournament will face the winner of the upcoming FSW title match between Ness and Professor Ahmed. The tournament will be contested over four separate shows with the last show taking place at the Fourside Expo Center. The same place that a few of you destroyed at one time. For a "selected" few who can't read, here is a visual of the tournament brackets. May money not be on your side. Ryan IQ, FSW Owner.
Ryan IQ: And this...
Peasants, this is the updated brackets for the upcoming 32-man tournament where one has a chance to face the FSW Champion. In this case, its Ninten. I have revealed that Tack's mystery opponent is none other than the fully recovered Mr. Plain. The wrestlers have their updated looks and attires for this picture as you can see. Good luck in the tournament. Remember, I am Ryan IQ an I have more money than you!
Ryan IQ: As you can see, I said that the winner would face the winner of an old title match between Ness and Professor Ahmad. Obviously, none of them are champions now. The second time, I did not state that the winner would face Ninten. Only one guy has a chance to face Ninten. Its clear that Ninten is an idiot to put his title on the line and he's no longer champion! Now that Dougie is champion, I now declare Fergus as the number one contender to Dougie's FSW Title. (Thanks to our meeting earlier, your group did good preventing T'nT to get any further, good job.) Oh, don't be alarmed Perfect Man. As winner of this tournament, you get another prize. As the winner, you are now interim General Manager and Franky, you are now on vacation.
Perfect Man: WHAT?
Franky: YES! FINALLY! Screw you all! I'm on vacation!!
Ryan IQ: Now let's end this show and...
Subculture: Hold it!
Ryan IQ: What the?
Subculture: Hold it, Ry Ry! Fergus won't be the only contender for that championship. I have this briefcase I won awhile back. I think its time to cash this thing in! And there's nothing you can do about it because the contract states that once this gets cashed in, there is no way to reverse it. Its now official and I'm in! See you at FSW 30, you gingers!
Ryan IQ: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
FSW 28: Tournament Final
Fourside Expo Center
1. Round 3: Perfect Man def. MB Callahan (10:34) with the Perfect Cannon.
2. Round 3: Fergus O'Flannery def. Subculture (7:35) with the Ginger Boot.
3. Round 3: Trevor Mach def. Jay Chung (10:54) with the Macha Ye
4. Round 3: Tack Angel def. Rude (11:43) with the Angel Driver
5. 2517 Closure: Camilo Ortega def. Master Bubu (5:30) with the ECOR Armbreaker.
6. Semi-Final: Perfect Man def. Tack Angel (14:08) with the Perfectplex.
7. Semi-Final: Fergus O'Flannery def. Trevor Mach (12:20) with the Ginger Ale
8. Final: Perfect Man def. Fergus O'Flannery (17:39) with the Impeccable Moonsault.
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Ryan IQ: Mach?
Trevor Mach: Ry-Q! What can I do for ya?
Ryan IQ: You're trying to win the Battlebowl correct?
Trevor Mach: Aren't we all?
Ryan IQ: Yes, but I know you have other reasons. I have been told that the winner of the Battlebowl will receive a ring and $150,000 in prize money as well.
Trevor Mach: A ring you say? Hmmmm.....
Ryan IQ: Mach?
Trevor Mach: BOOSH?
Ryan IQ: I....I'm sorry. I'm having trouble focusing with you wearing that mask.
Trevor Mach: For good reason. I'm making funny faces at you.
Lady M's: You're looking kind of different Ry Ry. The mustache is much less Snidely Whiplash, and more Mike Haggar.
Ryan IQ: I don't have time for that nonsense anymore! It's time to f***ing negotiate! Look, I know we haven't gotten along in the past, but things have changed and I think it's in out best interests that reach common ground. You're teaming with Simon Stuart tonight. I would like for him to win for good reason....but I'm not going to try and bribe you. Simon would want to win this fairly or not at all.
Simon Stuart: ......
Ryan IQ: All I ask is that you help him get to Battle Royal. That's all I ask.
Trevor Mach: Don't worry about it Ry-Q! Stuart and I are going to get along just fine.....even though I MAY have caused his father's demise.
Simon Stuart: What?
Trevor Mach: NOTHING! Let's roll!
Rufus Poochyfud: Hi there! Rufus Poochyfud here, your EBW GOD, your favorite person in the whole wide world! With me is just one of the teams I have put together for Battlebowl! Look at this awesome team! Can't you just feel the friendship and bond? HAHA! Oh this is going to be fun tonight! Lukie wouldn't you agree?
Lukie: You betcha sir. We're going to have a lot of fun aren't we....Tack?
Tack Angel: ......
Rufus Poochyfud: HAHA! Awkward moments. I LOVE THIS JOB! 
Stage 2 of our Countdown to Victory Explosion has arrived, and this time the name of the game is Battlebowl! This would be the first time ever that this time of tournament would be taking place in EBW, and the odd team combinations would surely lead to an interesting night of fights.
The show kicked off with all the wrestlers in the ring, as Rufus made a speech talking about his "genius" for bringing this concept to EBW. Before going so far as you ask the wrestlers to bow before him in praise, the boss presented the ring and the cash prize. The animosity in the ring was quite obvious, and the opening ceremony barely managed to finish without a brawl.
-The first match saw the EBW OGs being forced to tag together for the first time in months, as Scorre leader Ness and Ensider Poo took on FSW Regional Champion Dynamic Dougie of Scorre and Ninten of Ensiders. A very awkward match, as the teams had to put aside their loyalties to go for the win. Ninten seemed to have the biggest chip on his shoulder, and went out of his way to make sure that Dougie took the brunt of the damage. In the end, he jumped off the side of the ring as Dougie tried to tag him in. Poo crept up on the ginger and landed his Starstorm OMEGA before rolling the FSW Champ up for the pin. Ness and Poo move onto the Main.
-Trevor Mach and Simon Stuart dominated a contest between Hashim Al-Sing and Maurice of Greed. Before the match could even begin, Trevor Mach rushed down the ramp to clock Hashim in the back of the head with a knee. Simon questioned the normally heelish move, but Trevor simply laughed and asked for help rolling the Greed member into the ring. All bets were off for Machtaro, with the plan being victory at all costs. Simon held the striker Maurice at bay with his basic, but effective grappling techniques, but in the end Trevor got the pin on Hashim after clocking him with another Macha Ye.
-Match #3 was a joke plain and simple. Captain Strong was teaming with the returning Olly Oliver, still in the Tanooki suit. They would be taking on Billy Tharpe and the chair phobic Anwin. Billy was seen reading the strange book he's been carrying as he laughed down to the ring. He knew what the fans knew, as Olly in the Tanooki suit would be the weak link in this match. Strong watched as Olly went to hang out with the fans and threw his hands up as he seemingly gave up. Billy waited for a specific moment to jump in and get the Oni Clutch on the Captain, who didn't even try and stop him. Billy celebrated the win while Tag Team Champion Anwin ran away from a ring side chair.
We then cut to the back, as a night that consisted mostly of in ring action was interrupted by a big brawl!
Recently resigned Hotlanta, and the rest of the CXJ "survivors" were seen taking out Hashim, Maurice, and the Red Shirts. Hotlanta gave out the orders while Generator held Poochyfud's elite security at bay. Hotlanta looked directly at the camera and told Rufus that this was just the start of a CXJ Revolution...
-Back to the Battlebowl action now, as Tag Champion w00t and Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike took on Moz and Amigo in the most competitive match of the night so far. Amigo and Mike, the TUE 5 coaches didn't hold back, as they also have an upcoming battle at VE5 for the Double Crown. Moz would be the one to step up and gain the impressive win, after the Scorre member swept w00t's legs and hit his Moz Splash to get the pin. Moz and Amigo advance.
-The tag team everyone had been waiting to see was up next. Tack and Lukie are now mortal enemies after recent events. Lukie's addition to the main event of VE5 has officially put him in the main event scene, a scene he does not want to share with the Pushpin Seraphim. They would be taking on the Green Legend of Greed Little Mac, and Greed's newest member Camilo Ortega. This was basically a 3-on-1 against Tack, as Lukie refused to tag in. He laughed as Tack had to deal with the other team on his own, but Tack showed him up by hitting his Angel Driver on the rookie Ortega and pinned him for the win.
-The Global World Champion Swift and Troy, the most feared tag team that could have been put together, were up next as they took on the oddball rookie team of Brad Zubaz and Uchubaco. The results of this match were obvious, as Swift swooped in before Zubaz could even take off his fanny pack, and POUNCED him as Troy hit the Punt Kick on Uchubaco. Swift got the pin and ended the match in 29 seconds. Troy continued to beat on the rookie team after the match, while Swift wiped his forehead on the ropes and held the Global World Title up high.
Swift: THIS IS MY RING! THIS IS MY TITLE! Get those bitches out of my ring. For all of those in the back that are about to make their way out here, just remember one thing. I'm the Predator....you're the Prey. Line em up for the slaughter.
-The main event of the Battlebowl saw all the winning teams from earlier head back into the ring for a Battle Royal. Their were now no alliances, as it would be every man for themselves. The teams that were forced to pair up could now beat the hell out of each other. The winner would be the last man standing in the ring. Ness, Poo, Anwin, and Amigo all had the same idea at the start, by charging Swift and Troy, but the big two pushed them right back. Anwin almost fell out of the ring, but held on outside on the apron. Billy Tharpe pulled a chair out of nowhere as tossed it at Anwin. The white noise ninja caught the chair, but freaked out and eliminated himself as he hid from more chairs. Billy then peaked into his book, but that distraction was enough to allow Ness and Poo to both toss him over the side before turning on each other. Trevor Mach and Stuart teamed up at first to toss Amigo out of the ring, but Trevor quickly turned on him and tossed him out as well. Stuart looked back as Trevor shrugged and pointed at the ceiling. Stuart was confused what he was pointing at, as Trevor meant to point as the VE5 sign, but pointed at a poster advertising ladies underwear instead. This almost lead to an elimination, as Troy big booted him in the back of the head, but Trevor held onto the top rope and rolled to the outside apron, as Moz drop kicked Troy over the top. Ness and Poo were trading blows and trying to force each other over the top. Global World Champion Swift was happy to oblige. Tack and Lukie spent the entire match trying to get to each other and finally started trading kicks. Lukie kicking in a mocking manner, but he was quickly shut up when Tack cracked him in the skull with a high kick, head butt, and front kick up and over the top rope. Tack turned just in time to see Swift tackle him. Lukie held the top rope down from the outside to assist in the elimination, but Tack held on tight and took Swift with him. A bloody Trevor Mach circled the ring looking for his next target to see that he was the last man standing. Trevor Mach won the Battlebowl, and according to the challenge set by Rufus Poochyfud, a possible game changing match at Victory Explosion 5. Trevor Mach's last match as an EBW wrestler, and maybe Rufus's last day as EBW Owner. The celebration was framed by chaos outside of the ring, as Troy was now on a warpath to get to the bloody Simon Stuart. Just as he was closing in, Ryan IQ ran in and tried to fight off his former ally with a chair. The fans were shocked to see the fearless act, but deep down, all were worried what would happen to the IQ/Stuart pair now that Simon did not win the Battlebowl. Ness and Poo brawled while Swift, Tack, and Lukie fought on the other side of the ring. Moz was chasing Anwin around the ring with a cart full of chairs.....just because. Amigo just face palmed. Amidst the utter chaos outside the ring, Trevor Mach and Rufus Poochyfud shared an unblinking staredown. What will happen next as the countdown to VE5 continues....
EBW: X-perience on
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Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 2: Battlebowl!
1. Battlebowl Tag Match: Ness/Poo beat Dynamic Dougie/Ninten (4:49) when Poo hit the Starstorm OMEGA on Dougie.
2. Battlebowl Tag Match: Trevor Mach/Simon Stuart beat Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice (5:50) when Mach hit the Macha Ye on Hashim.
3. Battlebowl Tag Match: Billy Tharpe/Anwin beat Captain Strong/Olly Oliver (1:03) when Billy hit the Oni Clutch on Strong.
4. Battlebowl Tag Match: Moz/Amigo beat w00t/Kinniku Mike (9:05) when Moz hit the Moz Splash on w00t.
5. Battlebowl Tag Match: Tack Angel/Lukie beat Little Mac/Camilo Ortega (6:59) when Tack hit the Angel Driver on Camilo Ortega.
6. Battlebowl Tag Match: Swift/Troy beat Brad Zubaz/Uchbaco (0:29) when Swift hit the POUNCE on Brad Zubaz.
7. Battlebowl Battle Royal: Trevor Mach wins the Battlebowl! (19:09).
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The T'nT Show
Trevor: Hello, welcome to the T'nT Show. I am Trevor Mach and this is my hetero lifemate, Tack Angel.
*silence*
Trevor: Thank you, Tack. This is special because we have a special guest tonight. The new general manager of FSW, Perfy!
*silence*
Trevor: Right, Interim General Manager. Now first things first. Tack, what happened to Watch? Did he ever call you back?
*silence*
Trevor: This is not good. HEY! You two are tag champions! If Watch isn't around lately, our general manager buddy gotta do something about it.
*silence*
Trevor: Well, that's because Honey Bunny has better things to do than to tag along with our shenanigans...in FSW that is.
*silence*
Trevor: Yes, I love her very much but this is FSW. She's too classy to be...HEY!! You need to bring Tracy to FSW!
*silence*
Trevor: Come on! Tali showed up at the end of one show, why not Tracy?
*silence*
Trevor: Pffft...yea, classy, so classy that she had to dress up as a dude to get your attention. HA!
*door shuts*
Tack: Trevor, what are you doing?
Trevor: Oh hai, Tack. But yea, Tracy is...TACK! How you came in from the door while you were here?
Tack: Uh...I wasn't? The show suppose to start in two minutes and Perfect Man is waiting for his cue to come in. Are you already on air?
Trevor: Oh...well...YOU'RE LATE!
Tack: I'm sorry.
Trevor: Don't worry about it man.
Tack: Well, take off that mask, you're scary me with it. I can't look at you throughout the show with you wearing that.
Trevor: Fine. Anyway, since Perfy is waiting, everyone our guest at this time. FSW Interim General Manager, Perfect Man!
Perfect Man: Its good to be here.....again.
Trevor: So, Perfy, you are now General Manager. Man, that must suck. You won a tournament thinking you are gonna face that ginger bastard for the title and now you are the GM because you won. HA!
Tack: You know, we entered thinking the same thing.
Trevor: No we weren't!!! I wanted to be GM!
Perfect Man: Perfect Man clearly recall you saying you wanted to be a double champion while you were still Global World Champion.
Trevor: No I didn't! I was in it to be GM!
Tack: I remember you mentioned about being a double champion once before.
Trevor: NO!! You were hearing voices in your head, Tack.
Tack: You could be right. I'm sorry.
Trevor: Heh, don't worry about it man. Anyway, Mr. GM, with Watch going AWOL, what's the deal for Tack and his tag titles?
Perfect Man: With Watch being MIA, Perfect Man doesn't know what to do. Look this is not my thing, remember I wanted to fight that ginger bastard not become GM.
Trevor: Fair enough.
Tack: I'm sorry, I shoulda known better about Watch.
Trevor: Don't worry about it man.
Perfect Man: Is this gonna be a never ending cycle of Tack apologizing and you saying don't worry about it?
Trevor: No! It's not! Tack, stop saying sorry! It's killing this show!
Tack: I'm sorry.
Trevor: Don't worry about it man. DAMMIT TACK!!
Perfect Man: Oh, Perfect Man almost forgot. There's a letter Perfect Man got from Subbie.
Trevor: Let me see. Huh...its from that Tharpe fella. "Fergus challenges you to Gang Warfare with the Scorre. You bring your group of hoodlums to face us and the Scorre. We will soon find out which of the three of us will get the momentum towards the FSW title match. At the end of the day, we will prevail and Fergus will become FSW Champion. You will all fail."
Tack: Uh oh.
Perfect Man: The reason why Perfect Man showed this to you two is because its an invitation to join Subbie and Perfect Man in Gang Warfare.
Trevor: Hmmm...
Tack: Wow. That's just crazy.
Trevor: We'll take it! Get ready for some serious shenanigans! BOOSH!
Tack: Ah man, I love shenanigans.
Perfect Man: That was easier than Perfect Man thought. Glad you joined Subbie. He needs this.
Tack: Anytime, Perfy.
Perfect Man: Only the ladies call Perfect Man that.
Trevor: HA! And that's our show everybody!
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EBW TRI-FORCE CHAMPIONSHIP! Battle to crown first champions begins!
Ryan IQ made an appearance today (which has lately been a rare occurrence) to announce a change to the upcoming new titles consisting of 3 man teams competing in 2 out of 3 matches. These titles were originally going to be called the Trios Titles, but now the belts have taken on a new look and a new name. The EBW Tri-Force Championship, three triangular belts of different colors. The first champions will be decided next week as part of the continuing countdown to VE5. The two teams that will take part in this decision match will be decided after a Live! show that will take place at the 3'dPW "Arena" in Threed. After the announcement the Press asked why Ryan IQ was coming out of hiding for this announcement. His response...."I'm done with hiding".
Don Panini: Hold it right there *cocks gun*.
Ryan IQ: *sigh* I figured this was coming, and I'm not going to run from it anymore.
Don Panini: I admire your courage....no wait...it's stupidity. Stupidity for ever crossing my associates.
Ryan IQ: Tell your associates that they can take that gun in your hand and shove it up their asses.
Don Panini: Heh....goodbye IQ.
Trevor Mach: HEY SANDWICH!
Don Panini: Eh?
Tack Angel: Ow! Stepped on my head you ass!
Trevor Mach: BOOSH!
Don Panini: Oof!
Trevor Mach: I have been waiting YEARS to knee that guy in the face! HAHA! It was as much fun as I thought it would be.
Ryan IQ: Mach? What's going on here? Why are you helping me?
Trevor Mach: I owed you....considering I may be responsible for Antonio Stuart's death, and now that he's gone you have to watch over Simon Stuart.
Ryan IQ: Huh?
Trevor Mach: Nothing!
Tack Angel: Besides, we can't let a face die this way...a smug bastard heel however...
Trevor Mach: Whoa!
Tack Angel: What? Too dark?
Ryan IQ: Dammit, I'm not a face! Still, I won't forget this. Perhaps maybe we can do business again in the future....
Trevor Mach: Spiffy. Now, where are we going to dump the Sandwich.
Tack Angel: How about that trash can over there.
Remy Radcliffe: Occupado!
Tack Angel: AH!
The speculation over what teams would vie for the title immediately began! TUE Coaches Amigo and Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike met outside of the EBW Tower to speculate on who to team with.
Amigo: Well...even though we're rival coaches who will have to fight at VE5 for that title, people seem to think we're going to team together for that Tri-Force Championship.
Kinniku Mike: The Sex Machine could always use more bling.
Amigo: Right...bling. So anyways, who would be the logical third person for our team?
Kinniku Mike: Sonok-
Amigo: Not Sonoko Kato.
Kinniku Mike: Awwww......can it at least be a sexy lady?
Amigo: I don't think that would be allowed.
Kinniku Mike: Dammit!
Billy Tharpe: HEY! You guys should pick me! I was reading this book, and it says that the three of us are supposed to team up and win the belts!
Amigo: Hmmm....well I don't know about a future book, but you did just win the ReGenesis Cup, so it seems to be the logica-
Kinniku Mike: Nah!
Amigo: *Sigh*
Billy Tharpe: What?! Why?!
Kinniku Mike: The Sex Machine takes orders from no one...except Sonoko Kato's ass.....I worship that ass....with my face.
Amigo: *groan* Knock it off Mike.
Billy Tharpe: You jabronis will rue the day! MAJOR RUE-AGE! BAAAH!
Amigo: Well then....how about....Jeff?
Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE! Sorry guys no can do. I'm busy installing more science in EBW Tower. Lots and lots of undefined, vague, sweet, saucy SCIENCE!
Kinniku Mike: How about Boombox guy! I like that guy!
Amigo: No.
Kinniku Mike: Alright then.....
Hater: Nyah! Hey guys I....
Kinniku Mike: That guy!
Hater: Nyah?
Amigo: He's not a wres-
Kinniku Mike: That guy!
Amigo: *sigh* Fine.
Hater: NYAH!
The EBW Live! Show in Threed will feature many ensemble teams, including teams from 3'dPW and FSW. Some of the outside wrestlers will even team with EBW stars. This goes against Rufus Poochyfud's policy and may be the work of Ryan IQ, who also owns FSW. It's also worth noting that members of the CXJ "Survivors" have banded together to also take part with "invasion" like tactics. The goal is getting the belts to get some power and stroke in what now appears to be a war with the boss! All in all, with the matches booked, it's looking like a big show you don't want to miss.
EBW LIVE!
3'dPW "Arena"
Threed
1. 6-Man Tag: Shadow/Generator/Bolshoi vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Camilo Ortega
2. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Hater vs. Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong
3. 6-Man Tag: Billy Tharpe/Brad Zubaz/Uchubaco vs. Zombie Andy[3'dPW]/Zombie Bob[3'dPW]/Zombie Carl[3'dPW]
4. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Perfect Man[FSW]/Akinan[3'dPW] vs. Little Mac/Lukie/Punk Master Tech[FSW]
5. 6-Man Tag: Rude[FSW]/Fergus[FSW]/Oog[FSW] vs. Ness/Lucas/Moz
6. 6-Man Tag: w00t/Anwin/Simon Stuart vs. Swift/Troy/Nate Nemesis[FSW]
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Tack Angel: So Akinan, it's good to see ya again! How is 3'dPW treating you?
Akinan: .....
Tack Angel: Sounds great! I'm looking forward to teaming with you and Perfy tonight. Such random teams, they should call us Wrestle Association E or something! HAHA! Know what I mean?
Akinan: ......
Tack Angel: It's like talking to a tree stump! HELLO! ARE YOU IN THERE!? Great, I think Akinan is comatose. In any case I'm going to team with him tonight, and we'll make it passed this trial towards the new Tri-Force Championship. It's important that as representatives of EBW, that we treat our hosts with the utmost respect while we're here and-
Kinniku Mike: Hehehe! Look Amigo, I just stole 3'dPW's Mahi Mahi!
Amigo: *sigh* So you did.
Tack Angel: Mike, what you doing?!
Kinniku Mike: I just stole their Mahi Mahi!
Tack Angel: You can't do that.....without letting me try some too!
Kinniku Mike: HAHA!
Amig: *facepalm*
EBW hit the road this weekend, to the city of Threed, where at the 3'dPW arena several 6-Man Tag Matches took place to see what teams could qualify for a shot at being the first EBW Tri-Force Champions!
Both the living and dead of Threed were excited for this show, and the place was packed! The incentive of free Fly Honey really brought in the zombie crowd. You knew the crowd was kicking when an impromptu dance party broke out. The teams would begin then night by being introduced one by one.
There were some random teams, but also some very strong looking teams, like the team of Global World Champion Swift, Troy, and FSW's Nate Nemesis. Ensiders and Scorre were also represented, as this new gold could help decide who the dominant faction truly was. CXJ was also in the house, and looking to strike back at the boss by winning the new titles. Who would survive the qualifications?
*Activating Tack Repelling Block of Text!*
-The opening match saw CXJ Champion Shadow, Generator, and NEX Champion Bolshoi put their differences aside to team up against the Greed team of "CXJ Killer" Hashim Al-Singh, Maurice, and Camilo Ortega. Greed had the height advantage, but the CXJ team was quick and agile, chopping the bigger fighters down, while also keeping the crafty new rookie Camilo out of action when Generator forced him out of the ring and followed soon after with a top rope splash. Later in the match Camilo returned to the ring to face off with Bolshoi. The crazy clown confused him with unorthodox offense, while Shadow and Generator teamed up to dropkick Hashim and Maurice to the floor. Bolshoi pulled out a prop gun and pulled the trigger. Camilo flinched, but all that happened was a "BANG!" sign popped out of the gun. Bolshoi laughed and did a cartwheel before getting serious and kicking Camilo in the abdomen before hitting his Bolshoi Bomb and getting the pin. The CXJ Team gains the victory.
-The next match saw the in ring debut of backstage correspondent Hater....no seriously. Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike and Amigo picked Hater to join their team against the Ensider team of Ninten, Poo, and Captain Strong. Hater was quite confused and wondered just why he was in there. The Ensiders immediately targeted him, and Ninten got the win after PK Flash Piledriver. An odd selection does not pay off for the TUE 5 coaches.
-ReGenesis Cup Winner Billy Tharpe lead rookies Brad Zubaz and Uchubaco in the next match against 3'dPW's own undead team of Zombie Andy, Zombie Bob, and Zombie Carl. The match went off without a hitch, until Brad Zubaz cut himself. The sight of blood caught the attention of the zombies. Zombie Andy quickly went to grab a fly honey patch. Billy was reading his almanac, when he quickly jumped into the ring and rolled up Zombie Andy for the pin.
-The 4th match saw Tack Angel lead Perfect Man from FSW and Akinan of 3'dPW as they took on Little Mac, Lukie, and Punk Master Tech of FSW. The inclusion of Tech didn't factor much into things for Tack Angel, as he had eyes on Lukie at all times. This was the longest match of the night so far, as every wrestler gave it their all. Tack and Lukie traded blows throughout the match. Lukie grinned after every shot, which lead to Tack superkicking him out of the ring. He checked the "superkick" off his flowchart just in time for Little Mac to clock him with a Brass Knuckle assisted KO Punch. Perfy then jumped into the Frey with a Perfect Cannon on Little Mac. Punk Master Tech popped up next and started to break dance. This confused Perfy, so he flopped to the ground and rolled out the ring. Tech shrugged, but claimed victory until Akinan floored him with a big boot. He then set him up for the Bonebreaker Chokeslam and pinned him for the win.
-The Ensiders took on Rude, Fergus, and Oog of FSW in the match #5. Ness and the gang had their hands full with Rude and recent FSW Tournament Winner Fergus, so the target became Oog. The strategy paid off, when Moz hit the Moz Splash to gain the win just before the 6 minute mark. Ensiders and Scorre both advance.
-The main event saw Global World Champion Swift, Troy, and Nate Nemesis take on Tag Champions w00t and Anwin, and the rookie who is the current target of Troy, Simon Stuart. This was a brutal battle for w00t's team. Anwin's new chairphobia aside, Swift, Troy, and Nate were just too much to handle. Aside for a near fall in the middle of the match when w00t hit his WKO on Nate, it was all about the champ's team. Swift's team won the match, when Troy finally got his hands on Anwin again and hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick. He got the pin and tried to get another punt in, before Ry-Q came out to get Stuart out the ring. The show ended with Swift, Troy, and Nate Nemesis standing tall. With the outcome of the qualifiers settled, it looks like we might see some interpromotional showdowns on the next X-cite, as he enter stage 3 of the VE5 Countdown....
EBW LIVE!
3'dPW "Arena"
Threed
1. 6-Man Tag: Shadow/Generator/Bolshoi beat Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Camilo Ortega (6:01) when Bolshoi hit the Bolshoi Bomb on Camilo Ortega.
2. 6-Man Tag: Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Hater (4:59) when Ninten hit the PK Flash Piledriver on Hater.
3. 6-Man Tag: Billy Tharpe/Brad Zubaz/Uchubaco beat Zombie Andy[3'dPW]/Zombie Bob[3'dPW]/Zombie Carl[3'dPW] (4:06) when Billy got the roll up pin on Andy.
4. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Perfect Man[FSW]/Akinan[3'dPW] beat Little Mac/Lukie/Punk Master Tech[FSW] (9:55) when Akinan hit the Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Punk Master Tech.
5. 6-Man Tag: Ness/Lucas/Moz beat Rude[FSW]/Fergus[FSW]/Oog[FSW] (5:53) when Moz hit the Moz Splash on Oog.
6. 6-Man Tag: Swift/Troy/Nate Nemesis[FSW] beat w00t/Anwin/Simon Stuart (7:45) when Troy hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Stuart.
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Announcer: Season 5 is underway, and my first paycheck cleared, so this is looking like one of the biggest seasons to date! 8 newcomers from different times are all vying to win the prize, but in the end....THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE....well they all get to be EBW wrestlers and all but....ya know....only one actually wins......SO HERE'S THE SHOW!
*ring ring*
Amigo: *sigh* Hey Mike, we've got a show to tape. Where are you?
Kinniku Mike: Good! I'm good man, how are you?
Amigo: I said WHERE are you?
Kinniku Mike: I'm great! The Sex Machine is better then great actually! Hey, could you do me a favor?
Amigo: *sigh* What?
Kinniku Mike: Could you go into my locker and pull out one of the pieces of paper in there?
Amigo: Wow, these are A LOT of parking tickets.
Kinniku Mike: Haha! You crazy man! Not that many!
Amigo: Yeah....I've never seen so many unpaid parking tickets.
Kinniku Mike: Well could you find one that says "Oh! Good Driving Sir! We owe you $10,000!"
Amigo: Those.....those don't exist Mike.
Kinniku Mike: No?
Amigo: No.
Kinniku Mike: Bitches and cream that blows!
Amigo: You're in jail aren't you?
Kinniku Mike: Geez, what is with the stern negativity. You sound just like the cop I punched!
Amigo: What?!
Kinniku Mike: Nothing man, but listen.....better start the show without me.
*click*
Kinniku Mike: Well alright then....I don't suppose you could put me in the ladies' prison could ya?
Cop #1: Well...you are my kid's favorite wrestler....so why not!
Kinniku Mike: SWEET!
Amigo: *groan* So....Kinniku Mike is not going to be joining us this evening. It appears he has been....incarcerated. So instead we have a Kinniku Mike scarecrow and an audio recording from Kinniku Mike thanks to Boombox Guy. It's time to pick the teams for the season. I promise that this season things will be different. Mike and I are totally different wrestlers, so you will be learning different styles. Under my tutelage, you will become well versed in the catch as catch can style.
Ra: Hey listen, this is some groovy scene you've got here, but I'm not really a follower. I'm more of the leader type if you catch my drift. Not to be a drag or anything, but I just think that-
Amigo: Quiet hippie!
Ra: Fair enough boss!
Amigo: Right, you shall be my first pick since I won the right to choose first.
Ra: Well at least you're making the groovy call.
Amigo: You better do as I say, and I won't make you get a haircut. Now, Boombox guy, please play the tape.
Kinniku Mike(on tape): Uh...is this thing on? HELLO? HELLOOOOO!?!?! CHECK! CHECK ONE TWOOOOO!!!! Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk!
Amigo: *sigh*
Kinniku Mike: My first pick is Mike Ishijima, because his name is Mike and he wears blue.
Amigo: Fair enough. I pick Mr. Jennings, as with a little discipline, he will become a true star.
Mr. Jennings: Become? I already am a star! I should have been your number one draft choice! I've got the skills and the style.
Amigo: Yeah, sure you do. Anyways, that's my pick.
Kinniku Mike(on tape): That Ultimo Collins guy....he's also wearing blue these days.
Ultimo Tiger: My little Tack Angel doll told me that not only did he want me to carry on his legacy, but he wanted me to once again don the mask of the Ultimo Tiger. Isn't that right Tack? "Yes Tiger, you're not only my biggest fan, but the best wrestler on this show"!
Amigo: Yeah....I have no problem with that choice. I pick the "strange" Pokemon Dragonzombie.
Dragonzombie: I AM NO POKEMON! I AM A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT! I WILL BRING ABOUT THE DOOM OF ALL HUMANITY!
Amigo: As long as you train properly and learn what I have to teach you, then you can do whatever you want.
Kinniku Mike(on tape): I pick that samurai Xanshin guy.
Xanshin: What kind of hell has that Oni brought me too!? DAMN TALKING BOX! This land is full of demons!
Amigo: There are no demons here I assure you.
Dragonzombie: Actually yes......I am a demon.
Amigo: Quiet Pokemon!
Dragonzombie: Grrrr......
Amigo: Pretty Tony, he's a pugilist with skill.
Pretty Tony: Use one of those "Auto-mobiles" to take me to the haberdasher and you've got yourselves a deal.
Amigo: No.
Pretty Tony: Fair enough.
Kinniku Mike(on tape): Pretty Tony.
Amigo: I already picked him.
Kinniku Mike(on tape): Oh...alright.
Amigo: Wait what?
Kinniku Mike: I pick Ditch...that shady bastard.
Ditch: Picked last? F*ck it! But, you can forget any merch discounts.
Amigo: Well alright then. These are the teams. Now we train until the day when we have our first elimination. Actually, I still need to find exactly where we are supposed to live during the show. So yeah, I'm going to get a guest trainer to warm you all up. In the mean time.....cue the introductions!
Mike Ishijma: I AM FROM THE FUTURE!
Producer: Um....what else?
Mike Ishijima: I've got a hoverboard.
Producer: Awesome, but we need to know more about you.
Mike Ishijima: Well, I'm here to win and reel in as many ladies as possible.
Producer: Great, another ladies' man character....from the future. Next!
Ultimo Tiger: I'm Ultimo Tiger, and I'm going to carry the tradition of the Pushpin Seraphim! That means this time I'm a consummate protagonist! Isn't that right Tack? "Yes, you suuuuure are"! HAHAHA!
Ditch: Ditch is your hook up. You need bootleg VHS from Japan? I'm your man. Any wrestling on the planet. You need it? I've got it....as long as you're not a cop. You're not wearing a wire are you?
Xanshin: EVIL SOUL CAPTURING DEVICE! DIE!
Producer: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Mr. Jennings: You already know who I am.
Producer: Yeah I do....didn't you die?
Mr. Jennings: What?! No! I'm alive, and I'm going to take this opportunity and roll with it! I've had a taste of EBW before, but now I want the whole damn thing!
Ra: Ha! I'm Ra man. My followers....I mean friends referred to me as the Sun God back where I come from. Now, I'm not one to call myself a God, but it's all groovy if they think so. Haha! Know what I mean? HAHA!
Dragonzombie: YOU ARE ALL DOO-
Producer: Next.
Pretty Tony: Chivalry isn't dead, never was, never will be. It is to be assumed, without question, that the lady is the superior by virtue of her sex. So the goal is you sweep her off of her feet with Chivalry, courage, and skill. That is why I will make the women weep with my skills in and out of the ring.
Producer: Great, another ladies' man character....from the past.
Trevor Mach: ORE! SANJOU! So I've heard that Amigo needs some back up! It seems to me like I'm the EXPERT on TUE, so of course I shall be the one too-OOF!
Lady M's: Yeah no.....Amigo actually called me Trevykins. Haha.....tradition.
Lady M's: Alright BITCHES! You're in my camp now! That means we work hard and we train hard!
Trevor Mach: Ha! You can say that again!
Lady M's: Didn't I throw you through the wall?
Trevor Mach: Haha! Yeah you did, but I'm here for two reasons. One, I'm contractually obligated like most EBW wrestlers to make cameos throughout the season. More importantly, I see you in your MMA gear and I just can't resist the chance to...."grapple".
Lady M's: You think you can step up to Sexy Strong Style?
Trevor Mach: You better stop it you naughty girl. ;)
Lady M's: Oh yeah? Why don't you make me?
Trevor Mach: Hehe maybe I will.
Amigo: Um...excuse me....aren't you supposed to be running a grappling seminar M's? I did pay you in wrestling themes and t-shirts.
Lady M's: That you did! Time to put on a clinic for you rookies. Trevor here will be my assistant for this, so watch closely. Trevor, this is really going to hurt by the way.
Trevor Mach: You know I like the good hurt! BRING IT ON BABY!
Lady M's: YAH!
Mr. Jennings: Oh ouch! That looks rather bad!
Dragonzombie: I am a demon....and even I'm a little afraid.
Pretty Tony: That man will need a mint julep when all is said and done.
Ra: Wow! We should try that sometime my groovy lady.
Mrs. Ra: Teeheehee! Oh this man of mine.
Mike Ishijima: So....what are we doing here?
Ultimo Tiger: I don't know. Do you know Tack? "No, I don't Ultimo"!
Xanshin: By what manner are we somehow standing above the water?!
Mike Ishijima: Oh come on! They had bridges back in your day! Now you're just being silly.
Ditch: I think we're supposed to look up.
Kinniku Mike: MY PEOPLE! I HAVE RETURNED TO YOU A FREE MAN! I, THE SEX MACHINE, SHALL LEAD YOU ON THE PATH TO WRESTLING GLORY! YOU'LL GET THE SKILLS, THE GIRLS, AND YOU'LL LOOK GREAT DOING IT! I SHALL LEAD YOU.....
Kinniku Mike: TO THE STRIP CLUB! WOOOOOO!!!!!
Announcer: Looks like another crazy season for the TUE gang. How will these rookies shape up? Find out this season on The Ultimate EBW!
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Big News! CXJ BANNED from Tri-Force Tournament! 
After a fantastic showing during the live tour in Threed, members of the CXJ Division were hoping to be placed into the Qualifiers for the new Tri-Force Championship. In a not so surprising move however, Rufus Poochyfud put a halt to their advance, with a new "rule" stating that only wrestlers known to team with each other regularly could be considered worthy of competing. This would be sound reasoning, if not for the fact that other teams have been cobbled together as well and will be added in the qualifiers. Rufus confirmed later in a Press Conference that he would ensure that teams competing for the belts would screened and approved, but CXJ need not apply. The CXJ Wrestlers have had enough, as Hotlanta lead them to protest outside of the EBW Tower. Things are really heating up between the two sides, and it's Rufus's move in this war with his own CXJ Division.
Trevor Mach versus Rufus Poochyfud?
After winning the Battle Bowl last week, wrestling fans are wondering if Rufus will actually comply with his own agreement and book the match for Victory Explosion 5. On the biggest show of the year, all eyes could be on owner and employee. One way or another it will be the last night in EBW for one, but it might also be the last night for both.
Trevor Mach: Would that really work with Tali Mike?
Kinniku Mike: Sure, you just need to go about it just like I told you.
Trevor Mach: So I ask her if I can apply sun tan lotion....
Kinniku Mike: To her ass...
Trevor Mach: With my face?
Kinniku Mike: You got it!
Trevor Mach: Ha! That's awesome! I totally wanna do that! What do you think Tack?
Ultimo Tiger: "I don't think I would do something like that as I am a consummate protagonist."
Trevor Mach: Yeah I thought you might say that.
Kinniku Mike: Actually Trev, that's Ultimo Tiger, he's one of my TUE rooks.
Trevor Mach: Oh.....you do a great impression.
Ultimo Tiger: Impression of what? This really is Tack here with me!
Trevor Mach: Haha.....I'm keeping my eye on you....psycho.
Lady M's: *cough* Um Trevor?
Trevor Mach: Oh gotta go guys, that's my Lady Love over there. What can I do for you Tali?
Lady M's: I'm just wondering if you're really going to go through with what you said about VE5. Are you really planning on ending your EBW career there?
Trevor Mach: I bleed EBW, but given the circumstances I think it's time to try something different. Don't worry.....I have a plan.
Lady M's: You and your plans. That's what I'm afraid of.
Trevor Mach: Just trust me Tali. If you felt you could do something really good in SPARKLE, but you would lose your job....wouldn't you do it?
Lady M's: Hell no! At least not until I rip that bitch Alyssa Flash's face off first!
Trevor Mach: HAHA! You crack me up! Listen though, there is something....I want to give you....and something I want to say.....but now is not the right time. I'll know when it's the right time....until then....*kiss* I love you!
Lady M's: Hmmm.....I wonder what that kook has up his sleeves this time.
Ry-Q Stands Up!
Ryan IQ has been in some trouble lately, but it seems one of his problems has been put on hold. That leaves one last loose end.....Rufus Poochyfud.
Ryan IQ: OK Rufus I'm HOLY SHIT IT'S TROY *cough cough*.....I'm here.
Rufus Poochyfud: Heya buddy! So....give me one good reason why I shouldn't let Troy loose on you right now.
Ryan IQ: Cause I came here like a MAN! Besides, the Red Shirts would never betray me! Red Shirts Together! Security Forever! Right guys?
Red Shirt #1: Uh.....
Red Shirt #2: Awkward....
Ryan IQ: Dammit I love you guys! Heelish to the very end!
Rufus Poochyfud: I will admit you've found guts somewhere Ry-Q, so here is what I'll do. I'll let you both leave this room alive right now, if Simon Stuart agrees to take on Troy at Victory Explosion 5!
Ryan IQ: No!
Rufus Poochyfud: No?
Simon Stuart: No?
Ryan IQ: If anyone has to donate their body here to end this, then I will.
Rufus Poochyfud: Acting a little out of character aren't you?
Ryan IQ: No, as if I take part in the contest then I get paid the big VE money. I'll be wanting that up front by the way.
Rufus Poochyfud: Haha! Well seeing as how I want you both gone....I'll make it a handicap match. You will both face him!
Troy: YOU LITTLE F***ERS ARE GOING DOWN!
Ryan IQ: Ha! Like I haven't heard that before!
Simon Stuart: Are we in trouble Ryan?
Ryan IQ: Oh yeah....a lot of trouble.
X-cite Card Posted! Tri-Force Championship!
The Countdown continues, as EBW: X-cite will host the Tri-Force Championship Qualifiers and Decision matches! Ensiders, Scorre, ReGenesis, and.....Tack's Team....will all compete for a shot to be the fist Tri-Force Champions! Also on the card, the wrestlers of CXJ invade, but standing in their way is Greed. A 10-Man Tag Team WAR! Double Crown Champion Mike, Amigo, Simon Stuart, and a mystery partner will team up to take on an odd team of Global World Champion Swift, Troy, Nate Nemesis, and Rude of FSW. Dynamic Dougie of Scorre will lay down an open challenge for the FSW Regional Championship. This is a title match that Ninten won't be able to take, since he is busy in the tournament, so who will step up to the challenge? The main event will see the two teams that qualified earlier in the night, compete for the brand new prize in EBW. The EBW Tri-Force Championship. Three different colored BELTS....yes, these BELTS will determine the best 3-Man Team in EBW. With BELTS, BELTS, and more BELTS on the line, this is an EBW you can't miss!
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 3: Tri-Force!
1. Tri-Force Championship Qualifier: Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong vs. Billy Tharpe/Brad Zubaz/Uchubaco
2. Tri-Force Championship Qualifier: Tack Angel/Perfect Man[FSW]/Akinan[3'dPW] vs. Ness/Lucas/Moz
3. 10-Man Tag: Shadow/Generator/Bolshoi/Sal Paradise/Jamie vs. Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Lukie/Camilo Ortega
4. 8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Simon Stuart/? vs. Swift/Troy/Nate Nemesis[FSW]/Rude[FSW]
5. FSW Regional Championship Open Challenge: Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. ?
6. Tri-Force Championship Decision: ? vs. ?
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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling
FSW begins with new interim General Manager, Perfect Man, opening up in front of the crowd with T'nT and Subculture. 
Perfect Man: Uhh...this is a rare time Perfect Man has done this but...Welcome to FSW. As you can see, the TUE crew are in the crowd and HEY!!
Trevor: What?
Perfect Man: Mr. Jennings! Perfect Man thought Perfect Man kil...durrr...you had a terrible cligghanging accident and died.
Tack: Huzzah.
Trevor: Um, look here buddy. *whispers*
Perfect Man: Mhmm, messed with the space-time continuum eh? You and your time travel shenanigans.
Tack: Ah man, I love shenanigans.
Trevor: Oh hai chocolate bear.
Mike: Wuddup partner! Mr. T to the Rev to the Mach Daddy.
Perfect Man: Anyway, Perfect Man would first and foremost announced that Tack and his now-nonexistent partner, Watch, will defend their titles at FSW 30 against....drumroll please...Perfect Man and this guy!
Trevor: BOOSH!
Perfect Man: And since Watch has been missing, luckily Tack has both belts, if Watch doesn't turn up, the titles will be vacated...or if Tack is nice enough, he can award us the titles. Wait a minute!! Ladies?
Skank 1: Oh my! Perfy!
Skank 2: Perfy!
Perfect Man: What in the pink hell are you doing with that? What about Perfect Man? Perfect Man has more money than that scrub!
Skank 2: Sorry Perfy but Pretty Tony here has way more money than you and is way more pretty.
Skank 1: And he actually pays attention to us!
Subculture: Its ok buddy. There are plenty of skanks in the alley way. You sure to find alot there.
Perfect Man: Don't rub it in. Perfect Man has class and standards. Perfect Man knew this GM business is no good.
Watch: click click
Tack: Watch?
Trevor: About damn time you showed up.
Perfect Man: Just in time, now its a party. Watch, you better click your way over yonder and we can get this thing started! Let's roll! 
The first match is MB Callahan and Monoxide taking on the brothers, Oscar and Pedro. This was a major mismatch as Monoxide and Callahan are too much for the brothers. Monoxide tags as Callahan hits the Pounce on Pedro. Callahan shoulder blocks Oscar as Monoxide proceeds to hit the Carbon Detector on Pedro to win.
The next match features Black Cena getting ready for his Rising Title match with the Stallionaires taking on Rising Champion, Rude, and his team. Black Cena won the match for his team with a new Clash-type move, called the Wild and Young, on Dre Money. Afterwards though, Punkmaster Teck and Rude took Disco Kid and Black Cena out of the ring. Rude and his gang begin putting down Katsuflex. Teck and Dre hits the Turntable followed by the Bad Etiquette from Rude. Rude warns Black Cena that this will happen to Black Cena in their match at FSW 30.
Perfect Man: Hey! You! Get out from there. We need you!
Trevor: For what?
Perfect Man: Perfect Man hear someone will debut soon, so we need this chump to face him to make him look good.
Trevor: Lemme handle this. HEY! *kicks* Wake up! You got work to do!!
Perfect Man: Hmmm...
Trevor: I know what will wake him!
Perfect Man: Uh oh!
Trevor: *deep breathe* BOOSHEY TUSHY PYAAA!!! *kicks*
Perfect Man: Hmmmm...ah, no wonder. He's dead.
Trevor: HA! He's dead? No wonder, he forgot to put holes in the trash can to breathe. So what do we do?
Perfect Man: We do have Bubu to use and we also have...*ring ring* Hold on. Hello...Oh hai, Jay...unfinished business with Poo?...hmmm...ok, you still have things to settle then how about you and Junior take on Poo and Ninten, how's that?...Ok...Oh! You finished the office? Sweet! Peace out.
Trevor: Office finished?
Perfect Man: Hellz yea! We gotta check it out later.
Picky Minch makes his debut against Sgt. Hardcastle. This was a rather dominating debut for Picky as Picky took it to Hardcastle the hard way. Picky drops the Sarge with a clothesline followed by a piledriver. The former CXJ champion locks Hardcastle on with a sitting armbar called the Minch Clinch to win. Picky declared that he is the future of FSW and will be a champion in no time.
The challenge was made on FSW 28 and now Giff Hoyt with his group takes on Oog with his. This was also Captain Leandro's debut match in FSW though he really didn' t do much. Nate Nemesis began on a rampage but his rage overwhelmed him as Giff hits the Shining Head out of nowhere resulting in Mr. Plain using The Pin to win. Afterwards, Giff Hoyt has words for Oog.
Giff: Hello Johnny. It seems you've lost your luster since your identity is revealed. No matter though, because good ol bald and beautiful here will actually give you a chance. Me and you, one-on-one, FSW 30. This battle started by the two of us and will end by the two of us. Wuddya say?
Oog: Deal! Big mistake for letting the real Oog out, I assure you that.
Cameras quickly rushed to the scene and we see Fergus and Subculture are fighting a long way from the FSW Arena. Subculture hammers Fergus towards the edge of the bridge. Subculture looks to tackle Fergus off but Fergus grabs hold of Subculture and tossed him over the railing. Subculture held on the edge of the bridge as Fergus looks down.
Fergus: This is the consequence for trying to ruin me title opportunity. That FSW title is mine for the taking and you will not be in me way!
Subculture: Do as you want, but I will get my shot.
Fergus: I'm afraid that won't happen.
Fergus stomps on Subculture's fingers and Subculture fell into the water.
Fergus: One problem down, destiny awaits.
Jay and Junior takes on Ninten and Poo of the Ensiders next. Poo has history with the two as he was their figurehead and motivation towards FSW's success (and sometimes failures). Jay and Junior went right towards Poo but Ninten stood in their path. J-n-J's agression cost them as Ninten hits the PK Flash Piledriver on Junior while Poo hits the Go to Poo on Jay. Poo added more insult to injury as he hits the Starstorm OMEGA on Jay to win the match. Afterwards, Randy no Kachi and Captain Strong rushes in and continually beats down Jay and Junior. MB Callahan and Monoxide tries to make the save but were overwhelmed by the numbers as well. Strong and RnK handcuffed Callahan and Monoxide to the ropes as they looked on as their comrades were beaten down by the Ensiders. Poo issues a challenge at FSW 30 and it will be Jay and the former Foursiders taking on the Ensiders in a Group Elimination Match. 
Tack: WHAT DO WE DO??
Perfect Man: This is an awesome office.
Tack: Subbie's thrown off the bridge and who knows when he'll be able to come back.
Perfect Man: Perfect Man likes the widescreen. Nice computer. Oooo, Perfect Man's first magazine cover.
Tack: Will you stop admiring your new office? We have a problem here.
Trevor: I don't see much of a problem here.
Perfect Man: Granted that Subbie was taken out by Fergie and it was Fergie that invited us to this Gang Warfare thing. Perfect Man assumes he wants us to back out and get the advantage against the Scorre so it'll be easier for him to win the title.
Tack: But we're not backing out! Are we?
Trevor: Hell no! We've been the focal point all night, to hell we're backing out! BOOSH!
Perfect Man: Now we need a replacement.
All Three: Hmmm....
Franky: *walks in* Wuddup!!
All Three: ....
Franky: *walks away*
All Three: Hmmm...
Watch: click click click
Tack: You mean you can fill Subbie's spot?
Trevor: Its about damn time you stepped it up!
Perfect Man: Great! Watch will be Subbie's replacement and hopefully Subbie comes back soon....IF he comes back soon.
Its gang warfare with Fergus leading his troops against the Scorre. Perfect Man and T'nT comes into the match with Watch in which Fergus gives a glare. It originally started out with Fergus, Perfect Man, and Dynamic Dougie fighting it out. Then things turned to chaos when Fergus tossed Dougie onto T'nT and Trevor knees Dougie in the nether-region. As things went back into the ring, Fergus gave Watch a Ginger Boot then Tack hits a Rider Kick on Fergus. Lucas and Moz double dropkicks Tack out of the ring but Skeleton slams both Lucas and Moz down. Trevor tries an Instant Macha Ye but no effect at all. Trevor looks up then he and Perfect Man tries to send Skeleton over the top, still no use. Ness joins and all three threw Skeleton out of the ring but Skeleton still lands on his feet. KYO tries to attack but all three catapulted KYO onto Skeleton. Hangman unexpectedly tossed all three out at the same time and began a victory yell until Dougie hits the Podunk Slam on Hangman. Dynamic Dougie hits the Spinning Dynamic DDT on Hangman to win as Dougie looks forward to his open challenge title defense and a possible title defense at FSW 30 (if he wins). The Scorre celebrates their victory but a bigger problem ensues.
Swat Douche 1: Gotcha, you son of a...
Perfect Man: Yo! What's the up here?
Trevor: Yea, he's a champion. *wink wink*
Tack: Yea, we got a title defense coming up.
Swat Douche 2: Well, your green friend here is not what he seems to be.
Swat Douche 1: This thing here has a known contagious plague-like disease called Primordial Substance Abusive Infection. It is completely dangerous that once infected, the host would mold away various shapes uncontrollably and would end up turning green afterwards. This is why he is green rather than black since the first time you seen him back in the early EBW days.
Swat Douche 2: You actually watch this crap?
Swat Douche 1: Sadly yes.
Trevor: HA! I mean HEY! I take offense to that!
Swat Douche 2: Anyway, other symptoms included are high fever, detached limbs, eye gonorrhea, inverted rectal trauma, extreme anal bleeding, and even death. He has escaped our Insane and Sickness Asylum and has ran amuck all over even nearly destroying a neighborhood at the suburbs of Saturn City. So we are here just in time and we are taking him away before he cause an outbreak here on Fourside.
Trevor: Well, time for me to put on my best Zombie Art Donovan voice...
Perfect Man: Ehehehehe..
Trevor: HEY TACK!!
Tack: *sigh* Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
FSW 29: Evaluation 3
FSW Arena
1. MB Callahan & Monoxide def. Oscar & Pedro (5:42) when Monoxide used the Carbon Detector on Pedro.
2. Black Cena, Katsuflex, & Disco Kid def. Rude, Punkmaster Teck, & Dre Money (12:10) when Black Cena used the Wild and Young on Dre Money.
3. Picky Minch def. Sgt. Hardcastle (3:25) with the Minch Clinch.
4. Giff Hoyt, Surgeon, Captain Leandro, & Mr. Plain def. Oog, Nate Nemesis, Sergei Rushkin, & Jun Toyota (12:39) when Mr. Plain used the Pin on Nemesis.
5. Ninten & Poo def. Jay Chung & Junior (14:07) when Poo used the Starstorm OMEGA on Jay.
6. Gang Warfare: Dynamic Dougie/Ness/Moz/Lucas def. Perfect Man/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Watch & Fergus/KYO/Skeleton/Hangman (18:28) when Dougie used the Spinning Dynamic DDT on Hangman.
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Tack Angel: My friends, I stand before you a changed man!
Perfect Man: Of that Perfect Man can obviously see.
Tack Angel: No longer will I be jumpy and timid. Guys like Lukie and Swift have pushed me over the edge! It's not time to be timid, it's time to be ambitious! When life hands you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Tack Angel lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man that's going to burn your house down....with LEMONS!
Nerdler: Um....excuse me?
Tack Angel: ARE YOU A LEMON?!
Nerdler: Uh...no sir...I was just asked to come here and make sure that this team is on the up and up. I know there are supposed to be 3 on a team, but I'm seeing a lot more then that.
Tack Angel: Well, the team consists of myself, Perfy over there, and the silent but deadly Akinan. The rest are....well Tracy is my girlfriend....boombox guy....he's awesome.....Penguin and Art Donovan are just hanging around....and I don't know who that other guy is.
Ultimo Tiger: Ha! You're a funny guy Tack! Always telling great jokes! "You know I really do know who you are and I think you're amazing!" Thank you Tack! HAHAHAHA!
Nerdler: Alright, that just leaves one thing. The clarification on the team name. According to the paper work it is-
Tack Angel: Paper work? I didn't fill out any paper work.
Perfect Man: Don't worry bout it Tacker. Perfy took care of the name.
Nerdler: So your name is....."Tacktics Advance"?
Tack Angel: What?!
Perfect Man: That's right!
Tack Angel: That name....Perfy....just when I think that you couldn't possibly get any dumber...you go and pull something like this....AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Perfect Man: HAHA!
Akinan: .....
The countdown continues! The energy is building, as the biggest show in EBW history continues to take shape! Tonight's show would see the crowning of new champions, but we would also see a war between CXJ and Greed, an FSW Title Open Challenge, and the possible declaration of Trevor Mach versus Rufus Poochyfud. The show began with two qualifier matches for the Tri-Force Championship.
-The first match saw The Ensiders take on the ReGenesis rookies. This match was all over the place crazy, as Billy Tharpe tried to lead his rookies with help from his odd book. Randy no Kachi played up the interference outside of the ring, bringing out Uchubaco to try and take him down. This lead to Brad Zubaz basically being isolated and taken down with an assisted PK Flash Piledriver followed by Ninten getting the pin and the win. Ensiders will move on to the main event of the night.
-Match #2 saw the Ensider rivals Scorre taking on the cobbled together team of Tack Angel, FSW's Perfect Man, and 3'dPW's Akinan, also known as "Tacktics Advance". Another crazy encounter that saw as much happening outside of the ring as inside. The Ensiders came out to try and keep Scorre from moving onto the finals. FSW Regional Champion Dynamic Dougie fought them off with a chair. Back in the ring Tack, Perfy, and Akinan were finding out the hard way that they really needed more practice as a team. The communication was off and this allowed Scorre to run over them in the early going. The fans were treated to a long showdown between Tack and Ness and they grappled and exchanged blows. Tack came out on top and clocked Ness in the side of the head. He attempted an Angel Driver, but Moz broke it up with a top rope kick that knocked Tack down. Perfy tagged himself in and attempted his Perfect Cannon, but Ness and Moz back away, causing Perfy to spill out of the ring. Scorre and Tacktics brawled, all the while keeping an eye out on Ensider involvement. Late in the match order was restored, as Lucas and Akinan fought in a David and Goliath scenario. Lucas was small enough to dodge most of what the big man was throwing out, but a big boot finally caught him and floored him. That is when Lukie appeared from out of the crowd. His picked a fight with Tack and got his attention. Akinan and Perfy also turned to see what was going on. This lead to Moz crashing down on Akinan with another top rope kick. The big man stumbled right into Lucas, who rolled him up for the surprise 1-2-3! Scorre moves on to the finals where they will face their rivals Ensiders. Anarchy reigned after the match, as security had to break up the chaos.
We then cut to the back as Nerma stood by with Trevor Mach and EBW Owner Rufus Poochyfud.
Nerma: Nerma here with the two men that will be facing off at Victory Explosion 5 with the whole of the company at st-
Rufus Poochyfud: Whoa whoa whoa! Who said that match was official?
Nerma: Uh...you did? Trevor Mach won the Battle Bowl....so that means you will face him at VE5 right?
Rufus Poochyfud: I said I would think about it! I'm still thinking.
Nerma: What?
Lady M's: What the hell Poochyfud?! You got no balls?
Rufus Poochyfud: Oh my lovely Lady M's.....I would be happy to show you that is not the case.
Trevor Mach: Rufus...I want you to know that under this mask I am very pissed....not surprised....but still very pissed.
Rufus Poochyfud: Ha! Well I call the shots, so you'll just have to deal with it.
Trevor Mach: That's fine, I have no problem showing everyone just what kind of coward you really are.
Rufus Poochyfud: I never said I was backing out either! I'm just not done putting you on "trial" as it were. If your time in EBW is coming to an end then I believe we should hold a trial for your crimes! That is why tonight I am bringing up my first case against you, and you'll have to deal with 4 people you have wronged in the past. Global World Champion Swift, a man you tried to keep away from that title he now holds.
Trevor Mach: Well that's a damn lie, but go on.
Rufus Poochyfud: Troy, you cheated to keep the title when you faced him.
Trevor Mach: Uh....no.
Rufus Poochyfud: Rude from FSW. The man you took the Royal Crown from.
Trevor Mach: So I won a title in a match. You say that like it's a bad thing.
Rufus Poochyfud: Nate Nemesis, a rookie on your season of TUE that never got a fair shake, as you were not the best coach.
Trevor Mach: Huh....alright you might have me on that one.
Lady M's: OBJECTION! I was the one who broke Nate Nemesis down like the little bitch he is!
Rufus Poochyfud: All the same, these four men don't like you, and you'll be facing them tonight when you join Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Simon Stuart against them.
Trevor Mach: Chocolate Bear? Suplex Guy? Stuart? Piece of cake!
Rufus Poochyfud: If you win then the trial can continue, but if you lose...it's over.
Trevor Mach: Don't get your hopes up Ruff, as I've got the case winning evidence.
Rufus Poochyfud: Oh yeah? What is this evidence?
Trevor Mach: The fact that you're an asshole! BOOSH!
-The next match saw the CXJ Division return to X-cite in an invasion, with their opponents being none other then Greed. Rufus Poochyfud looked on a laughed as Hotlanta lead the CXJ team down to the ring. Little Mac was all smiles as he instructed his team on just how to hurt the "rebels". This match was a big clash of styles, with Shadow, Generator, Lovekick, and Bolshoi out to prove something. Greed was up to their cheating ways and Lukie actually stood out, as Mac clocked Shadow with his brass knuckles and Hashim, Maurice, and Camilo subdued Generator and Lovekick. This lead to Lukie hitting the 3-Point Tackled on Bolshoi and rolling him up, grabbing the tights and the ropes to gain the cheap win. Rufus laughed as the CXJ wrestlers argued the decision. Then he got on the mic.
Rufus Poochyfud: You guys are as pathetic as I thought. Since you wasted my time tonight I'm going to have you make it up to me on your failed Xperiment. On that show we will start by feeding the "ace" Generator to the CXJ Killer Hashim Al-Singh. You better not lose Generator or it's your job. Then, since we cut down the roster, I feel it's time to cut down on the titles as well. That is why we're going to have two unification title matches. Lovekick, you "ladies men" will put your CXJ Tag Titles on the line against w00t and Anwin's Tag Team Titles. Then, in the main event, CXJ Champion Shadow will take on Bolshoi. We'll put this NEX nonsense down once again for all. At the end of the night only one CXJ Title will remain. Good luck! HAHAHAHA!
After the match an angry Tack Angel rushed out from the crowd and chased Lukie to the back, while throwing lemons at him.
-The Trial of Trevor Mach is on, as the former Champion must now "atone" for past crimes according to Rufus Poochyfud. This has put him in the match with Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Simon Stuart as they take on Global World Champion Swift, Troy, FSW's Rude, and FSW's Nate Nemesis. This was not the only reason this match was special though, as it also happened to be Amigo's birthday! This lead to Kinniku Mike bringing his rival TUE Coach a cake and present. Amigo groaned as Mike made him try cake and had the audience sing happy birthday. Though he did enjoy the gift, a new mouth guard. The celebration was quickly halted as the champion's team came out to brawl and pull the wrestlers into the ring. The main targets seemed to be Trevor Mach and Simon Stuart. Troy especially wanted to bring the pain to Sut and hit some high impact moves on the 2nd generation rookie. Mike and Amigo worked together to take down the champ, while Trevor jumped off Mike's back to hit Nate Nemesis with a flying knee. The face team gained control as the match finally came to order. Both Trevor and Stuart would be facing an uphill battle against foes that felt they owed them, but this also allowed Mike and Amigo to swoop in and mix things up. In the end Nate Nemesis big booted Trevor into the corner. Amigo tagged in as Trevor came flying back with a big knee. Amigo jumped in to begin to hit Nemesis with a series of suplexes. Troy and Swift tried to get involved, but Mike charged them, and three shook the ring with their collision. Stuart held Rude off just in time for Amigo to hit a final German Suplex before turning it into a pin for the win. The Trial continues, as the team Trevor was on claimed victory, but the chaos was far from over as Swift, Troy, Rude, and Nate attacked the winning team. Security had to break things up.
-After the commercial the brawling continued. Even as Dynamic Dougie made his way out to the ring, he caught eyes with his cousin on the way to the ring. The FSW Regional Champion stood in the middle of the ring and reiterated that he would face anyone for this title he won by beating Ninten. He wanted to prove that the win was no fluke, and that he had become worthy of the belt. The challenge was quickly answered by not one, but two people. The Tag Team Champions w00t and Anwin headed down to ring. They raced each other, with w00t claiming that he deserved the shot cause he made it first and he was a former Global World Champion. Anwin tried to make an arguement as well, until w00t held up a chair and Anwin backed away. In the end, they decided with a game of rock, paper, scissors which Anwin won. So the title match decided on by rock, paper, scissors would be Dynamic Dougie and Anwin. Anwin had progressed far, but the white noise ninja was still green in the big match situation. Dougie took control in the close match and finished things off with a reverse Dynamic DDT and a pin. Dougie retains while Anwin looked impressive in the big match situation. Even w00t applauded the attempt, but gave Anwin a noogie for using up the title shot.
-The main event saw Ensiders and Scorre battle in a 6-Man WAR for the coveted new Tri-Force Championships. Ness and Ninten's stable went all out in a heated exchange. Randy no Kachi once again attempted to get involved, but Dynamic Dougie headed back down to keep him at bay. Many near falls later and the crowd was on their feet. Ness and Ninten were trading finishers, as even their teams seemed to be entertained by their all offense. Randy attempted another run in, which caused all of the Ensiders and Scorre to brawl outside the ring. The ref tried to regain control, when suddenly, a masked man ran down to the ring and crushed Ness in the head with a chair. Ness tried to get back up only to get hit one more time. Ninten gave him a high five and set him up for the PK Flash Piledriver. The ref turned around just in time to count the 1-2-3! The Ensiders won the match and became the FIRST EBW Tri-Force Champions! After the match the masked man ran back into the ring and celebrated with the Ensiders. He pulled off his mask to reveal it was none other then FRANKY! The main man of FSW had returned to EBW to assist The Ensiders! A shocking end with new questions being raised as the countdown continues.
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 3: Tri-Force!
1. Tri-Force Championship Qualifier: Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong beat Billy Tharpe/Brad Zubaz/Uchubaco (5:03) when Ninten hit the PK Flash Piledriver on Brad Zubaz.
2. Tri-Force Championship Qualifier: Ness/Lucas/Moz beat Tack Angel/Perfect Man[FSW]/Akinan[3'dPW] (8:00) when Lucas for the Roll Up Pin on Akinan.
3. 10-Man Tag: Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Lukie/Camilo Ortega beat Shadow/Generator/Bolshoi/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (7:34) when Lukie his the 3-Point Tackle on Bolshoi.
4. The Trial of Trevor Mach 8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Simon Stuart/Trevor Mach beat Swift/Troy/Nate Nemesis[FSW]/Rude[FSW] (10:05) when Amigo hit the German Suplex pin on Nate Nemesis.
5. FSW Regional Championship Open Challenge: Dynamic Dougie(c) beat Anwin (4:50) with a Reverse Dynamic DDT.
6. Tri-Force Championship Decision: Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong beat Ness/Lucas/Moz (13:18) when Ninten hit the PK Flash Piledriver on Ness to become the FIRST EBW Tri-Force Champions!
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Big Xperiment Booked! Title Unification!
Rufus Poochyfud has booked a huge Xperiment, as his war with the CXJ Division continues. With their number dwindling, the EBW Owner has decided to consolidate the CXJ Titles, and so by the end of the nigh only the CXJ Championship will remain. The night will being with the CXJ Killer Hashim Al-Singh taking on the Power Player Rey Dorado. Rey is the last member of P+P to be allowed on the active roster. Will this be the last we see of the former CXJ Champion? Lovekick Connection will put their coveted CXJ Tag Titles on the line against w00t and Anwin's EBW Tag Team Titles. Lovekick has the tag team experience, but the teacher-student team of w00t and Anwin continues to impress. It could go either way. The main event will see Poochyfud's plans to stomp out Xperiment's hopes for a secondary title, when Shadow and Bolshoi put their belts on the line in a Unification Match. Another Xperiment you won't want to miss.
The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center
1. Singles(Loser is Fired): Rey Dorado vs. Hashim Al-Singh
2. Tag Team Championship Unification: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) [CXJ Tag Team Championship] vs. w00t(c)/Anwin(c)[EBW Tag Team Championship]
3. CXJ Championship/NEX Championship Unification: Shadow(c)[CXJ Champion] vs. Bolshoi(c)[NEX Champion]
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The war is on, and Rufus Poochyfud is laying the hammer down! Week after week the Xperiment ring is heating up, as the CXJ Division continues to fight for survival. As these wrestlers continue to put their careers on the line, the fans continue to voice their support, and interest in the division is at an all time high. Unfortunately, Rufus Poochyfud is not interested, and put forth another phase in his plans, by consolidating the belts of the division, leaving only the CXJ Championship. As Rufus Poochyfud sat atop the stage, with a replacement logo covering Xperiment logo, the matches kicked off.
-The first match saw CXJ Killer Hashim Al-Singh, the hired gun of Rufus Poochyfud take on Rey Dorado, the last Power Player in EBW. If Rey lost this match then he would also lose his job in EBW. The high flyer is a former CXJ Champion, and unlike Manu Kalani, Rey had a big experience advantage over Hashim. He evaded Hashim's boot and lariat attempts, and jumped onto the top rope, to come back down and drop Hashim with a Springboard Double Knee Facebreaker. This dazed Hashim long enough for Rey to get more offense, ultimately dropkicking him out of the ring. Hashim vented frustration outside of the ring before grabbing a chair from under the ring and attacking with it! This of course lead to a DQ finish. It looked like through Hashim's own doing that Rey Dorado survived this elimination until.....
Rufus Poochyfud: What? I don't recall saying whether or not this was a No Rules match ref! I want this baby restarted pronto! I paid....ok I didn't pay....but I am the boss, so I want to see some action dammit....and where's my pizza?
-The match was immediately continued, and the fans booed as Hashim took advantage of a downed Rey Dorado. Hashim quickly locked him into the Camel Clutch, and yet another P+P wrestler refused to tap, leading to Hashim choking out Rey to win the restart. The fans booed and threw garbage into the ring. Generator and Hotlanta came out to help Rey up and force Hashim out of the ring. The audience applauded Rey as he came to. He asked for a mic and thanked the fans, stating that he would return to P+P a much better wrestler. He also hoped to one day return when the "environment" had changed. Before he could finish his speech, Hashim snuck back into the ring and ripped his mask off before heading to the back laughing. Rey covered his face as Hotlanta and Generator helped him to the back. The ultimate disgraceful move by Hashim.
The next match was set to be a huge title unification bout between Lovekick and w00t/Anwin. Both teams were fan favorites, and they were sure to put on a great bout....but then Rufus spoke up again.
Rufus Poochyfud: Hey! Before you start, I have to say that so far I'm STILL not impressed with you CXJ amateurs. I figured that maybe w00t and Anwin might liven things up, but then I remembered I really don't like them either. Both of you teams really have this nasty habit of talking smack about the boss behind his back. BUT....I KNOW ALL AND I SEE ALL! So now it's time to pay the penalty. I'm adding a team into the match. It's a team neither team has face before. None other then my personal security squad....THE RED SHIRT SECURITY!!! By the way guys....what are your names?
Red Shirt #1: What sir?
Rufus Poochyfud: Your names....what are they? I've just been calling you Red Shirt #1 and #2.
Red Shirt #2: Yeah I noticed that! It gets confusing cause I'm still not sure who is #1 and #2.
Red Shirt #1: I think you're #2.
Red Shirt #2: Yeah, but which one of us am I?
Red Shirt #1: That is....a good question.
Rufus Poochyfud: Guys listen, I don't really care who is who. I just need to know the names to sell the merch. So out with....ya know what..ginger guy you're Biggs, and the grimacing guy is Wedge.
Biggs: Sweet!
Rufus Poochyfud: Yeah yeah, go screw those guys out of the belts or something. GO! Where the hell is my pizza?!
-So the Red Shirt Security Biggs and Wedge were added to this already big match, making it three teams vying for the EBW Tag Team Championship. Lovekick still had the advantage, and took control early on. Jamie OD let the kicks fly and chopped down the big Wedge, while Sal hissed and clawed at Anwin, confusing the White Noise Ninja, until w00t swooped in with the WKO and the nearfall. The match was crazy and all over the place. The Red Shirts for all intents and purposes were having their first match here, so they made up for lack of wrestling knowledge with their top notch Red Shirt security skills. That involved Self Defense and lots of mace. Yes, unbeknownst to the ref, Biggs and Wedge were macing their opponents, making it tough for them to see. The ref finally got suspicious, but that lead to Biggs macing the ref as well. He was about to end the match in a DQ until Rufus told him to treat it like a "TNA Match", so the match resumed and the ref looked everywhere but the ring. In the end, with everyone stumbling around, including Biggs who maced himself, Wedge hit a Sitout Powerbomb on Anwin followed by the pin and the win. Somehow, Red Shirt Security found themselves the NEW EBW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! They looked as confused as everyone else as they were handed both belts. Needless to say Lovekick and w00t/Anwin were less then pleased by this situation. RED SHIRTS TOGETHER! SECURITY FOREVER!
-The main event saw the match everyone was waiting for. The CXJ veteran, the multi-time champion Shadow, would be putting the belt on the line against Bolshoi and his CXJ NEX belt. In the end the winner would be the sole surviving CXJ Champion. Would the veteran prevail or would a new generation take hold? The two circled each other at the start. Shadow drew the line in the sand and bushed the goofball clown, daring him to step forward. Bolshoi did not hesitate and drove him into the turnbuckles, throwing clubbing forearms until the ref almost reached five to break them up. Surprising aggression from Bolshoi, but there could be no holding back in this big match situation. Shadow shook it off and slapped Bolshoi repeatedly before taking him down and applying a leglock. Bolshoi used his free foot to kick Shadow in the face but Shadow took the shots and applied more pressure. Bolshoi reached the ropes to break the hold but was starting to limp. Seeing his weakness, Shadow stomped away on the leg and dragged Bolshoi to the middle of the ring to do a kneebreaker. He tried to do it again but Bolshoi caught him off guard with an enzuigiri. It was now Bolshoi''s turn to cause some pain and he took Shadow into the air, catching him with an Over-Shoulder Power Slam. Bolshoi then took a quick break to toss out roses before going high risk. A flying splash got a close two count, but Shadow still had fight left in him. Bolshoi still had a limp but he ran the ropes anyway. Shadow caught him with a Sleeper Hold and tried to keep him down, but Bolshoi fought to the ropes. Shadow was looking to finally end things with a Neo Shadow Driver, but suddenly Hashim Al-Singh came down to the ring to taunt the CXJ Wrestlers with Rey Dorado's mask. This got Shadow's attention, but Bolshoi put it out of his mind and introduced a new move called the Rose Covered, One Wheeled, Family Unicycle which dropped Shadow long enough for a 3 count and the win! Bolshoi unified the titles to become the NEW CXJ CHAMPION and the sole survivor of the CXJ Champions! The crowd erupted in cheers as Bolshoi celebrated and tossed out roses to the fans. Rufus smirked and walked out while Shadow, Given, and Taken tried to get their hands on Hashim Al-Singh. Hotlanta and Generator hoisted Bolshoi up high as the show came to a close.
The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center
1. Singles(Loser is Fired): Rey Dorado beat Hashim Al-Singh (3:04) via DQ.
2. Singles(Loser is Fired) RESTART: Hashim Al-Singh beat Rey Dorado (0:39) via Camel Clutch Choke Out.
3. Tag Team Championship Unification: Biggs/Wedge beat Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) [CXJ Tag Team Championship] vs. w00t(c)/Anwin(c)[EBW Tag Team Championship] (12:02) when Wedge hit the Elevated Sitout Powerbomb on Anwin to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
4. CXJ Championship/NEX Championship Unification: Bolshoi(c)[NEX Champion] beat Shadow(c)[CXJ Champion] (10:44) with a Rose Covered, One Wheeled, Family Unicycle to become the NEW CXJ Champion!
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Ry-Q Presents Updated Title Belts! 
Ryan IQ was seen back at work today, as he present updated belts to the new champions, who earned their belts during the huge Xperiment show this week. Bolshoi, the new CXJ Champion received his new belt, and told EBW.com that he would work hard to keep the CXJ spirit alive. He then proceeded to start making balloon animals for everyone. The new Tag Team Champions received new round silver belts that looked a lot like nickles. They were immediately "coined" the Nickle belts by the press. Ry-Q stated that at least they weren't penny belts....or even worse...Nickelback.
The Tanooki Suit find a new host!
For some random reason, Tanooki Olly and former EBW employee Pretty Cure Danny were wandering around the EBW Parking Lot......then this happened!
Tanooki Olly: HI DANNY!
Pretty Cure Danny: HI OLLY!
Tanooki Olly: Isn't it a great day?
Pretty Cure Danny: Oh absolutely! The perfect day for love and friendship!
Tanooki Olly: Totally! So hey, I was wondering if you could do me a small favor.
Pretty Cure Danny: Anything for a buddy!
Tanooki Olly: Haha! I was wondering if you could help me take this suit off! I was going to do some gardening and the last thing I want to do is stain the suit. It's stuff to get stains out sometimes.
Pretty Cure Danny: Do you try club soda?
Tanooki Olly: Does that really work?
Pretty Cure Danny: Oh yes! Especially when you get paint on your dress and bike shorts while you're painting rainbows!
Tanooki Olly: Outstanding! In any case though, you think you could help me out?
Pretty Cure Danny: Of course! What are friends for? I have heard it's rather tricky getting out of the suit though.
Tanooki Olly: Well as it turns out the silly willies forgot that their is a zipper on the back! Teeheehee!
Pretty Cure Danny: Well alright then! Here we go....oh what's this now? 
Olly Oliver: Woo! About f***ing time I'm finally free from that ridiculous suit! Thing made me want to kill myself, but all I could do was back cookies!
Pretty Cure Danny: Haha! That's great to hear buddy, but it seems that the suit has bonded to me now! Think you could help me wi-
Olly Oliver: F*** off! It's time to make up for lost time. No more of that Dolt Mode bullsh*t! It's time to get some hookers and blow!
Pretty Cure Danny: Oh, well alright then.....BAI!
Ryan IQ: Danny? Who let you in here?
Pretty Cure Danny: Oh hello Ryan! I think I'm having a love and friendship overload!
Ryan IQ: Huh, I don't know what that means, but listen....now that you're here I think maybe we could possible rehir-
*BOOM!*
Ryan IQ: WHOA! What the hell?!
Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE!
Ryan IQ: Doctor Andonuts! What just happened here?!
Jeff Andonuts: Well it appears that the Tanooki suit bonded with Pretty Cure Danny. We all know that Danny gained magical school girl rainbow powers when in 3'dPW. (Seriously that happened. Check out 3'dPW or this won't make sense....well it doesn't anyway really.)
Ryan IQ: Yes, and it looks like he bonded to that blasted Tanooki Suit!
Jeff Andonuts: So it appears that Danny literally exploded into a rainbow.
Ryan IQ: Huh....well I'll be a rich son of a bitch. I was totally going to rehire him, but if this means we can lift the Tanooki curse off of EBW then let's do that. It's 3'dPW's problem now.
Olly Oliver #Winning!
After being freed from the Tanooki Suit, Olly Oliver went on what could only be described as the "bender of all benders". Days of drug and hooker fueled shenanigans later, his antics became national news.
Nerma: So Olly, it's been quite an exciting few days for you, what with all your recent actions being plastered on television for the world to see.
Olly Oliver: That's called winning bitch!
Nerma: Right.....so the world wants to know, Olly Oliver, would you say you have a drug problem?
Olly Oliver: I wouldn't call it a problem. Yeah I'm on a drug. It's called Olly Oliver. It's not available, if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Nerma: You love to party?
Olly Oliver: What's not to love. The run I was on made the Harvey Boyz look like droopy-eyed, armless children. That's how I party. I was banging 7 Gram rocks, that's how I roll. I have one gear, and that's GO! I'm always winning!
Nerma: Are you bi-polar?
Olly Oliver: I'm bi-winning! Win here! Win there! Win win everywhere!
Nerma: Well, how does this factor in to a return to EBW?
Olly Oliver: Are you kidding? I'm a total freaking rock star from Mars! I'll be back and I'll be winning, cause I've got Tiger Blood bro!
So whatever that was about, at least we know that Olly Oliver will make an EBW return....at some point at least.
EBW: X-perience: The Trial of Trevor Machismo!
It's going to be an interesting X-perience this week, as stage 4 of the VE5 countdown will see the apparent trial of Trevor Mach. The former champion has been fighting for the chance to face the boss at Victory Explosion 5, and this "trial" that Rufus Poochyfud has concocted may factor into that final judgement. The fans are waiting with anticipation, as if the match is booked it could be Trevor Mach's final match as an EBW wrestler. It could also see the fall of the Poochyfuds once and for all. The show is also packed with big matches to compliment this "trial". The CXJ Division will take on Greed in the opening 6-Man Tag. Lovekick Connection and the team of w00t and Anwin will battle to see who will get the first shot at the Red Shirts. A Scorre vs. Ensiders singles match will see Moz take on Randy no Kachi. Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike and his rival TUE 5 coach Amigo will face the odd pairing of Billy Tharpe and Brad Zubaz. The main event will see Tack lead "Tacktics Advance" against his biggest rivals. What will happen when the Pushpin Seraphim faces Global World Champion Swift, Troy, and Lukie. Swift will be defending the Global World Championship at VE5, so it will be interesting to see what he does in this match. Also keep in mind that Troy and Akinan have bad blood from when Akinan wrestled in EBW. Factor that all in, and it's going to be a hell of a show. Don't miss it!
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 4: The Trial of Trevor Machismo
1. 6-Man Tag: Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Camilo Ortega vs. Bolshoi/Generator/?
2. Tag Team #1 Contender: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. w00t/Anwin
3. Singles: Moz vs. Randy no Kachi
4. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Billy Tharpe/Brad Zubaz
5. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Perfect Man[FSW]/Akinan[3'dPW] vs. Swift/Troy/Lukie
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Officer: All rise as Judge Howie Finkelsberger enters the courtroom.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Alright then, so what do we have to deliberate today?
Rufus Poochyfud: Well your honor, today is a trial 5 years in the making. A trial of character, a trial of a man's worth, and a trial over just how much damage he has caused to the entity known as EBW. This the trial of Trevor Machismo AKA....Trevor Mach.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Since when have I have been a judge for this silly wrestling sh*t?
Rufus Poochyfud: Since I paid you a lot of money.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Oh right.
Ryan IQ: Ummm....Trevor? Tell me again why you picked me to be your lawyer?
Trevor Mach: You've got this Ry Ry!
Ryan IQ: Don't call me that Trevor.
Trevor Mach: Ry Ry, Ry-Q, Rydiculous, we've got a trial to deal with here. If Rufus wants to dig up some old ghosts then I can take it. Let's win this thing!
Rufus Poochyfud: As the plaintiff, I will prove once and for all that Trevor Mach is guilty, and does not deserve to challenge me to a match at Victory Explosion 5.
Ryan IQ: And as the Defense, I will prove that what Rufus is trying to do is nothing more then a smear campaign against my client.
Rufus Poochyfud: Trevor Mach is nothing but a delusional mad man, who causes nothing but chaos wherever he goes.
Ryan IQ: But Rufus, haven't you called yourself an agent of chaos on more then one occasion? This shouldn't be a problem to you.
Rufus Poochyfud: True, but when you get in the way of me making money then it becomes a big problem. Right Ryan?
Ryan IQ: I can't agree at this time because it's detrimental to my case, but ask me after the trial is over.
Trevor Mach: Hey!
Ryan IQ: What?
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Very well, let the Trial of Trevor Machismo begin. Call your first witness.....
Stage 4 of the Victory Explosion 5 countdown is here! Tonight would see the Trial of Trevor Machismo, while rivals would clash in the ring. Heated rivalries would be escalated, with the main event seeing Tack Angel lead his Tacktics Advance team against Global World Champion Swift, Lukie, and Troy. This would be a crazy night with pinfalls in the ring, and justice in the courtroom.
-The first match would see members of the CXJ Division take on Hashim Al-Singh, Maurice, and Camilo Ortega. CXJ Champion Bolshoi and Generator stood on the stage waiting for their mystery partner, who turned out to be none other then the former CXJ Exec Hotlanta, in modified Masked Lanta garb. The CXJ Legend was making his in ring return, and the members of Greed were caught off guard. Hashim looked to target and take out Hotlanta as part of his new job as CXJ Killer. They started the match, and had a nice spot trading some seriously stiff forearms. A lot of quick tags got everybody involved early, except for Camilo Ortega, who finally got involved after Bolshoi stopped and demanded he tag in. Camilo was taunting Bolshoi, and the CXJ Champion may be a target of the always mugging rookie. The crowd was cheering loud for Hotlanta as he displayed his athletic style. Around the 6:00 mark the match broke loose with all six wrestlers going at it. After most participants spilled to ringside, Hotlanta hit his 2 Hot 2 Pump Handle Slam on the "CXJ Killer" before getting the pin and the win. A solid victory for Team CXJ, and a great return for Hotlanta.
After the opening match we headed back to the Trial...
Rufus Poochyfud: I call Retro Hippie to the stand.
Retro Hippie: Fight the power! Social Justice for everyone!
Rufus Poochyfud: Shut up! I'm a heelish son of a bitch, but even I don't buy into that liberal hippie bullsh*t!
Retro Hippie: Awww.
Rufus Poochyfud: You're not here to be on the soapbox. You are here as a character witness to tell us about one Trevor Mach, and his antics in early EBW's CXJ Division.
Retro Hippie: Yeah, he was wearing a weird white robe back then. He comes in from out of nowhere with his smugness and shenanigans. He claims the CXJ Title and he tries to bury everyone around him like me! 
Ryan IQ: OBJECTION! This is merely the opinion of a disgruntled former employee. Being a hippie his opinion means nothing.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Overruled! This is a wrestling related trial, so you can throw logic out the window Mr. IQ.
Ryan IQ: Oh well....Lucky F***ing Cannon.
Rufus Poochyfud: So Trevor hurt the division you would say?
Retro Hippie: Oh yes, he made me look bad.
Trevor Mach: Aww come on! You lying sack of-
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Mr. Machismo! We will have none of that in my courtroom.
Trevor Mach: Fine! I'll kick his ass in the parking lot.
Retro Hippie: *gulp*
Rufus Poochyfud: So would you say that-
Retro Hippie: I just remembered I have a pro forcing people to do stuff against their will so lazy people don't have to work rally. I have to go!
Rufus Poochyfud: Fine, I'm done with ya.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Mr. IQ, do you have anything for this witness?
Ryan IQ: He's a useless hippie. Instead of being on the stand he needs to get a job and pay some damn taxes.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Call your next witness.
Rufus Poochyfud: Picky Minch!
Picky Minch: Present!
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: *sigh* Get on the stand Mr. Minch.
Picky Minch: Oh alright then.
Rufus Poochyfud: Picky Minch, you were an EBW original, who up until recently had a job correct with us correct?
Picky Minch: Yes.
Rufus Poochyfud: Isn't it true that Trevor Mach planted drugs on you and because of that you were fired.
Picky Minch: N-
Rufus Pooochyfud: *cough cough*
Picky Minch: I mean....yes....that is what happened.
Ryan IQ: OBJECTION! Picky Minch was fired because Rufus Poochyfud forced cuts to the CXJ Division. This is clearly documented on the EBW Xperiment.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Sustained.
Rufus Poochyfud: Damn, I thought I would get away with that one. Alright Ry Ry, your witness.
Ryan IQ: Grrrr.....Mr. Minch....can I call you Picky?
Picky Minch: Actually I kinda like Mr-
Ryan IQ: Picky, isn't it true that in the early years of EBW, and the early stages of the CXJ Division, Trevor Mach served as the big brother Pokey Minch never was?
Picky Minch: I...uh....*sigh*...yes.
Ryan IQ: You two came up the ranks together, and up until a point you were always right there with him. If Trevor Mach is such a detriment to EBW as Rufus Poochyfud would have us believe, would he have really befriended you the way he did, or would he have tossed you away in the trash?
Picky Minch: He...uh...Trevor I'm sorry about the drugs thing. Rufus said he would give me my job back if I lied.
Trevor Mach: s'ok broki! I'm appreciate the honesty. I'm sure things will work out.
Picky Minch: Yeah, I did get a job with FSW actually.
Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? FSW? I.....I'm so sorry. You totally should have kept the lie up. Your honor, I totally did do what he said.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Yeah I'm not buying it now.
Trevor Mach: Damn.
-The second match on the card saw the return of Lovekick to X-perience, as they battled w00t/Anwin in a high quality #1 Contender's match, to see who would challenge the Red Shirts for the newly unified Tag Team Championship. These guys gave it everything they had to reclaim what they had lost on Xperiment. Anwin showed off incredible agility at the start against Sal, with front flip heel kicks and an out of nowhere suicide dive through the ropes onto both members of Lovekick.. Action got intense outside the ring when w00t and Jamie started to get into it. w00t reverted back to old habits for a minute when he threw Jamie hard into the barricade, breaking it and sending OD crashing into fans. Action returned to the ring with Sal and Jamie returning the favor and double teaming w00t until Anwin got the the hot tag. Both teams used uncharacteristic tactics in this heated battle, to show just how coveted the tag belts really are. In the end though, a clear winner would not be determined. The Red Shirts plowed into the ring and took down both teams, showing dominance, and ending the match in a No Contest. No #1 Contender just yet.
-The next match was a singles encounter between Randy no Kachi and Moz, as part of the on going war between Ensiders and Scorre. With both factions circling the ring, these young guns put forth a high energy effort that got the crowd popping. The two men exchanged a series of stretches in ring before Moz reversed an attempted power bomb into a hurricanrana rollup package. The unorthodox Moz went high risk later in the match with a suicide plancha to the outside. Action continued back in the ring with a nice leapfrog bulldog by No Kachi and a standing moonsault by Moz. In the end, with the Ensiders trying to get involved, Moz managed to down Randy long enough for the Moz Splash and the pin. After the match, for good measure, Moz went to the top and splashed down on the Ensiders. A good win for Scorre.
And now back to the trial...
Trevor Mach: Oh come on! I was just doing some redecorating!
Rufus Poochyfud: You blew up EBW Tower!
Trevor Mach: Hey! I got the soda machine out first!
Ryan IQ: Let the record show he also made sure the building was empty.
Trevor Mach: Yeah! That too!
Rufus Poochyfud: You're a lunatic! A ticking time bomb! Your radical shifts and unpredictability leave me wondering how you think I could possibly sanction a match between us!
Trevor Mach: You've just got no balls Poochy!
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: *cough cough* Can we get back to the trial please? Call your next witness.
Rufus Poochyfud: I call NCW Owner Bowser to the stand. Now Bowser, do you know why you are here?
Bowser: I thought it would be a good chance to get my hands around your scrawny neck.
Rufus Poochyfud: Haha! My security and snipers say that's not gonna happen you giant turtle f**k.
Bowser: Grrr.....
Rufus Poochyfud: You're here because we are following the trail of madness that is Trevor Mach's wrestling career. After the damage he caused to the CXJ Division, Trevor Mach set his sights on higher callings. He wanted to ruin wrestling for everyone. That's why he went on a title hunt that included MKPW's biggest belt. The resulting match with Bowser caused extensive property damage and the hospitalization of Bowser.
Trevor Mach: Hey, that was totally not my fault. It's was Fliger's idea to do that Fusion Dance....thingy.
Bowser: Grrrr.....I still haven't forgotten that you little punk ass.
Trevor Mach: Heh....oh boy.
Bowser: That really was the beginning of the end of MKPW. The booker suddenly left a few shows later. EBW co-promoted with us and that was it. I'm not saying that Trevor Mach is responsible, but he F***ING USED A LASER TO BLAST ME INTO F***ING ORBIT!
Trevor Mach: FLIGER! NOT ME! FLIGER!
Bowser: RAWR!
Trevor Mach: AHHHH!!!!!
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Order! Order in the court! Mr. IQ, do you have any questions for this witness?
Ryan IQ: I....uh....
Bowser: Grrrr.....
Ryan IQ: I got nothing.
Trevor Mach: Hey!
Ryan IQ: HE BREATHES FIRE!
We cut back to the backstage area, where Nerdler was standing by with members of the CXJ Division.
Hater: Nyah! Nerdler here with-
Hotlanta: Give me that mic!
Hater: NYAH!
Hotlanta: Do you see what you've done Poochyfud! You're reawakened that HOT fire in me! The CXJ Division is alive again and like never before. We're a wild fire and we're going to blaze through your puppets and make you see that we put this company on the map and we're taking it back!
Bolshoi: I'm angry too! Would anyone like a flower?
Generator: It's a CXJ revolution! Rufus, you might want to stand back cause the sign reads: DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
Sal Paradise: Enough! I'm sick of these ears, and these stupid mittens, and this cat thing altogether! Jamie and I are Lovekick! We're the best tag team in EBW! We bring the chicks, and we supply the kicks! We're a fun loving couple of guys, but we're also committed. Committed to getting those belts back, and wrestling the best damn matches in EBW. CXJ MATCHES!
Hotlanta: I'm back now Rufus. I'm back in the ring. This is where things really start to heat up...
Back to trial...
Rufus Poochyfud: Tali....the lovely Lady M's....the apple of Trevor Mach's eye....and mine. You're tough, you're independent, you're sexy as hell, and right now....you're all mine.
Trevor Mach: Objection!
Ryan IQ: That's my line!
Trevor Mach: Then say it!
Ryan IQ: OBJECTION!
Rufus Poochyfud: Fine fine I'll move on! Tali, you have been with Trevor Mach for sometime have you not?
Lady M's: *sigh* Do I really need to answer this ass clown?
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Yes, you have to answer the ass cl.....you have to answer Rufus.
Lady M's: *sigh* Trevor and I have been together since the finale of the original Ultimate EBW.
Rufus Poochyfud: Yes, and there are holes in the wall to prove it. That show also documents Trevor Mach's unstable behavior. He stalked you time and time again. What message does that send?
Lady M's: Persistence pays off?
Trevor Mach: HA!
Rufus Poochyfud: No, it sends a message that EBW employs the lowest of the low.
Lady M's: Well that would explain why you're the owner these days.
Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Two for two!
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Knock it off Mr. Mach!
Rufus Poochyfud: Since your time on the show, your personal life has been well documented on EBW television. Your first dates, your first kisses, and other firsts we don't need to get into. The point is your wrestling career has been marred and tarnished by your association with this man. He's ruined you. From the very first moment you two laid eyes on each other you were doomed to be brought down by him. Let the record show that in 2006, Trevor Mach's actions with a man named Crono caused Lady M's here to suffer tragically. That trauma escalated in 2008 in an event that also caused the destruction of the city of Onett.
Ryan IQ: You can't prove that!
Rufus Poochyfud: I saw the EBW Movie.
Ryan IQ: Oh sh*t....nevermind.
Rufus Poochyfud: Would you say that Trevor Mach's violent, chaotic behavior has kept you from your true potential, therefore once again proving he is a detriment to EBW?
Lady M's: I...I'm going to tell you something right now Rufus. Yes, Trevor is chaotic, goofy, erratic, and down right crazy as hell....but that's why I love him. You say that he's gotten in the way of my career, but where is the proof? He's always supported my independence in Sparkle and left me to forge my own path there. You're actually two peas in the same pod Rufus. You're just like him, except for the things that matter. He's got guts and heart, and you're just a pussy behind a desk. Why don't you just accept the match, and take your beating like a man!
Rufus Poochyfud: Strong words Lady M's, but they mean nothing. You'll say anything to protect your interests so your comments should be stricken from the record.
Trevor Mach: They won't be from mine. Look, I think we've had about of this of this dog and pony show. Let's gets down to business. Reach your damn verdict so I can go get a Hot Pocket....I'm freaking hungry.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Very well...I shall retire to ponder the case and return shortly with a verdict...
And back to Promo Time...
Nerma: Nerma here, with the three men who will battle in the main event of Victory Explosion 5 for the Global World Championship. They will also be in tonight's main event, when Tacktics Advance take on Swift and the Alpha Betas. Tack, how are you-
Swift: Swift is the Global World Champion bitch! You talk to the king now, and then you go to my dressing room later.
Nerma: Oh my!
Swift: Tack, you little punk ass bitch! You're nothing to me and you never have been. I've found bigger lumps in my stool then you! You've got nothing and you'll never be nothing boy!
Tack Angel: Don't sugar coat it Swift, tell me how you really feel.
Lukie: Yeah Swift, f**k that Tack guy! I don't think you're going far enough!
Swift: You shut your mouth you little pissant! Don't think the champ has forgotten about you. You sniveling little bitch! You punk ass! You glass bottom boat loving-
Lukie: Alright! I got it! You're right about one thing....I would keep an eye on me....cause I'm going to end up with that title belt.
Swift: Over my dead body.
Tack Angel: Watch what you say Swift. He might actually try to kill you.....I would know.
Lukie: Haha....yeah.
Swift: I'm an unstoppable force of f***ing nature! I'm the real deal man of steel, and I don't fear either of you. The only thing I fear is running out of Faygo, and that's not going to happen, so I fear nothing.
Tack Angel: You done?
Swift: I'm never done.
Tack Angel: You'll be done at Victory Explosion 5 when I do what I did last year, and that's become Global World Champion!
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-The next match was tag team bout with TUE Coaches Amigo and Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike taking on Billy Tharpe and Brad Zubaz. Billy was distracted almost immediately when he dropped his almanac on the arena floor. This meant the big clumsy oaf Zubaz was in first against Mike. Mike and Amigo plowed through Zubaz while Tharpe flipped through pages and tried to dish out orders. In the end Amigo forced Zubaz to submit with the Rolling Olympic Hell.
-It was now main event time, as Tacktics Advance took on Global World Champion Swift, Troy, and Lukie. This heated match turned into a big brawl immediately, and took some time to get under control. Tack started the match by asking boombox guy to play "Hammer Time" and went toe to toe with his rival Lukie. The crowd was alive and loud for this match, with overwhelming Tack chants. Pure technical wrestling turned to strikes, as Tack busted out the flow chart. Lukie was able to get a springboard cross body onto Tack on the floor before Lukie started working the leg, hard. Tack's knee buckled as he tagged in Akinan, as Lukie tagged in Troy. The two powerhouses went wild, as Lukie went around the ring try and get more hits in on Tack. Eventually Perfy got in as well, and actually hit the Perfect Cannon on Troy, sending him into the corner. Lukie tagged back in, but Swift tagged himself in and jumped to Pounce Perfy all around the ring. Late in the match Lukie got himself back into the match only for Swift himself to Pounce him. Troy was also distracted, as one of his VE5 opponents, Simon Stuart came out to steal his attention and try to pick a fight. This left Lukie open to an Angel Driver and a pin by Tack Angel. Tacktics Advance won the match! Afterwards, Swift sneered at Lukie and Tack, wiped his forehead on the title and walked off. Tack celebrated, but stopped to look at his watch and quickly ran off. What was that about?
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: I have reached a verdict. With the financial assistance of Rufus Poochyfud I have determined-
Ryan IQ: Oh crap.
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: That I find the defendant Trevor Mach.....GUILTY!
Ryan IQ: Oh no!
Lady M's: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Guy: OH YEAH!
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Trevor, do you have anything to say before your sentence is passed?
Trevor Mach: Yes I do. Ya know what....maybe I am guilty! I've always been an outlaw in EBW! I've always played outside of the rules, and I love chaos and Shenanigans. You call me guilty? Damn right I am, but I'd do it all over again. So you....you spout your verdict. As for me.....I'm.....gonna run like hell. Come on Tali!
Rufus Poochyfud: What?!
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Stop now or I will find you in contempt!
Trevor Mach: Have fun with that!
Lady M's: Trevor, what are we doing?
Trevor Mach: Trust me?
Lady M's: Of course.
Trevor Mach: JUMP!
Judge Howie Finkelsberger: Great, now how am I going to lay down the Verdict. I have judicial blue balls.
Rufus Poochyfud: Leave it to me judge. He'll get what's coming to him....on X-cite.
Tack Angel: Now that's what I call an entrance!
Trevor Mach: BOOSH!
Lady M's: Another time machine? Where do you find them all?
Tack Angel: This came with a pre-order of Portal 3....don't ask.
Lady M's: So what if Tack was late?
Trevor Mach: SPLAT! Haha! Luckily, Tack is punctual.
Lady M's: Yes....very lucky indeed.
Tack Angel: So where to?
Trevor Mach: Second star to the right....and straight on til morning.
Tack Angel: Where?
Trevor Mach: My house....I'm freaking hungry.
And so Stage 4 is in the books. What will the repercussions be to the trial? Will Swift, Tack, and Lukie continue to come to blows? Find out next time!
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 4: The Trial of Trevor Machismo
1. 6-Man Tag: Hotlanta/Bolshoi/Generator beat Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Camilo Ortega (8:04) when Hotlanta hit the 2 Hot 2 Pump Handle Slam on Hashim Al-Singh.
2. Tag Team #1 Contender: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. w00t/Anwin (10:50) ended in a No Contest.
3. Singles: Moz beat Randy no Kachi (6:59) with the Moz Splash.
4. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Amigo beat Billy Tharpe/Brad Zubaz (5:06) when Amigo tapped Zubaz with a Rolling Olympic Hell.
5. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Perfect Man[FSW]/Akinan[3'dPW] beat Swift/Troy/Lukie (15:40) when Tack hit the Angel Driver on Lukie.
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Pre-30th Party
Perfect Man: YEA! Party!! Celebrating FSW's 30th show!
Trevor: BOOSH!!
Kinniku Mike: Yo! Platinum Partner!!
Trevor: Mike!! Chocolate bear! NOW its a party!
Kinniku Mike: Mind if I bring some lovely Edo women here for the fun.
Perfect Man: More women the better! Perfect Man approves.
Pretty Tony: Now this is some party...
Trevor: Pretty Tony! My pick for TUE!
Perfect Man: Perfect Man doesn't approve.
Trevor: Lighten up Perfy! This is a celebration! FSW lasted 30 shows without cancellation or filed with a police report. Can't mope now because Pretty Tony came in and took your women.
Perfect Man: Pffft....
Billy Hill: Thisth isth my firsth time in a club like thisth...alot of pretthy girlsth...
Billy Tharpe: Hmmm, this book says I'm suppose to be here and...
Trevor: YO! How are you two doin? Billy, I like for you to meet...Billy! Have a good day!
Picky Minch: Thanks for inviting me Trevor!
Trevor: Don't mention it broski, this is an FSW party afterall.
Picky Minch: Time for me to put these Party Minch glasses on and ladies will be all over me..
Trevor: Um, this IS an FSW party...there's hardly any women here....
Brad Zubaz: WHERE'S THE BEEF!!
Perfect Man: On that table over there.
Brad Zubaz: THANK YOU!!!
Sal: Yea! Another party we wound up crashin into...
Jamie OD: Oh yea, but ever since you wore that suit, there has been a slight decline in Lovekick lady activity.
Sal: Oh yea? I got somethin for them. HEY! Cutie! MEOW!
*girl rolls eyes*
Jamie OD: See?
Sal: Damn.
Perfect Man: Disco Kid, awesome of you to have this placed opened up for us.
Disco Kid: Anytime brutha.
Trevor: Black Cena, you son of a bitch. Came to see if Tali's here? Well too bad! She ain't here!
Black Cena: What?
Trevor: First night. BOOSH. Macha Ye! Ring a bell?
Black Cena: I remember that. But hey, this is a party, its time to PARTY UP!
Disco Kid: Say, aren't you fellas suppose to find out where Subbie is?
Perfect Man: Oh my! We forgot about Subbie!!
Trevor: Eh, don't worry about it.
Perfect Man: Don't worry about it? Subbie is out there probably drowned and we're holding a party! Perfect Man's the GM and things would look bad if Subbie winds up dead.
Trevor: I said don't worry about it. Subbie can make it. He's a tough hombre. As far as we know, he prolly at home sippin on some Guinness right now. Spaking of missing people, where the hell is Tack?
Meanwhile...
Tack: Man, Watch I thought you were my cousin. No wonder you were green. Oye, now what.
??: You OK there buddy? You seem down.
Tack: Oh yea, I'm fine. Not down. Came off with a win on X-Perience to keep me motivated for my Global World Title match at VE5. Now I just remembered that I'm in a predicament here and it looks like I have to defend my FSW titles by myself.
??: Ah, so you're THE Tack Angel.
*Tack looks up*
Tack: OH MY GAWD YOU'RE A LEMON!!
??: Wait, what? Oh, sorry. Let me introduce myself, I'm Pac Man. I'm here to help you out.
Tack: Stay away from me Lemon!!
Pac Man: I'll say this and say this once. I am not a lemon. I'm here to help. Now I understand you have two big matches at two huge and different shows. Both are title matches. So let me help you out here for your tag title situation. I'm gonna be your partner.
Tack: My partner is gonna be a lemon?
Pac Man: Know what? This lemon thing is getting us nowhere. I might as well accept that. Anyway, I'm gonna be your partner and I will help you defend those FSW DT titles.
Tack: You ask me to be your partner, but all I see is a lemon. I understand Goomba because he only has feet. But how are you gonna be my partner like that with no arms or legs?
Pac Man: Damn, I didn't know you're such a critic. And you may have a point. Gimme a sec. Hmmmp...mmmm...almost there....its...almost out...AHHHH!! BRRRRTTTT
Tack: My goodness that stinks!
Pac Man: There. Four limbs ready to go.
Tack: Huzzah!
Pac Man: You ready? This is the beginning of the Tack Pac Attack! Get it? It rhymes.
Tack: Yea, I got it.
Pac Man: Yea.
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Tack-Lukie Meltdown at EBW Tower! Trevor Mach's Sentence carried out.
A big fight broke out at EBW Tower today during the contract signing for the main event of Victory Explosion 5. Tack and Lukie could barely be held apart as the Global World Champion Swift looked on and laughed. Rumors speculate that Lukie said something to Tack about Tracy and that is what set things off. The Red Shirts and Trevor Mach had to break things up, as Rufus Poochyfud got an idea....
Rufus Poochyfud: Hey, you guys want to fight? I love it, but how about you make me some money in the process. This week on X-cite I'm going to lock you two in a cage. Fight all you want....fight to the death if you want to I don't care....just make me money.
Tack Angel: Fine! I'm going to shut that mouth of your Lukie!
Lukie: Love to see you try! F*** this Tack guy!
Tack Angel: GAH!
Trevor Mach: Whoa! Calm down buddy, you got your match, let's just get out of here.
Rufus Poochyfud: Hold it Machismo! Don't think I've forgotten about that trial.
Trevor Mach: What trial....I don't dwell on things very long.
Rufus Poochyfud: The trial where you were deemed guilty.
Trevor Mach: ....You need to be more specific.
Rufus Poochyfud: You know what I mean. If you want a match with me at VE5 you'll pay attention to this next part.
Trevor Mach: .....Well? I'm listening.
Rufus Poochyfud: On X-cite we're going to carry out your sentence. You are going to team up with Biggs and Wedge. Your opponent.....will be a man of your choosing. The three of you will either take on Simon Stuart.....or Dynamic Dougie.
Trevor Mach: Well why not both?
Rufus Poochyfud: How about you pick one Mach, don't waste my time.
Trevor Mach: What? Why not both? You don't think I'll do it? You think you've got me here because I don't want to hurt either guy? I don't think you know me very well Pooch. I'm Guilty Bushido, I'm chaos incarnate! I've got ADD and no medication! Bring em both on! I'll win the match with your Red Shirts, and then....if you've got the balls....you'll give me the match!
Rufus Poochyfud: .....
With that the X-cite card has been fleshed out. Stage 5 of the Victory Explosion Countdown is all about Rivals. The opening match will see CXJ Killer Hashim Al-Singh and Camilo Ortega take on Lovekick in a Tag Match. 4 teams will collide in the next match, as TUE 5 coaches Mike and Amigo take on Maurice and Little Mac, Billy Tharpe and Uchubaco, and w00t and Anwin. Ness and Captain Strong will collide in a big singles confrontation, as the war between Scorre and Ensiders continues. Troy and Akinan will awaken an old feud, when they go into singles action as well. Trevor Mach and the Red Shirts will take on Dougie and Stuart, as part of Trevor Mach's sentence for his Trial. The huge main event will see the heated rivals Tack Angel and Lukie give it their all in Cage Match. All of this and more, including news on more VE5 matches on this next X-cite.
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 5: Rivals!
1. Tag Team: Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
2. 4-Team Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Maurice/Little Mac vs. Billy Tharpe/Uchubaco vs. w00t/Anwin
3. Singles: Ness vs. Captain Strong
4. Singles: Troy vs. Akinan[3'dPW]
5. 3-on-2 Handicap Match: Trevor Mach/Biggs/Wedge vs. Dynamic Dougie/Simon Stuart
6. Cage: Lukie vs. Tack Angel
Victory Explosion 5 will take place in the sold out Saturn Dome. Fans from all over the world will gather to see the biggest show in EBW history. 6 matches have been booked so far, but there will certainly be more booked in the remaining stages before the big show. The show will start with a big Battle Royale to get the blood pumping and the fans on their feet. The CXJ and Tag Team titles will be on the line, but the opponents have yet to be determined. Kinniku Mike and Amigo will take part in a battle of the TUE 5 coaches, with the Double Crown up for grabs. Troy will get the opportunity he has waited for, as he takes on Ry-Q and Simon Stuart in a Handicap Match. The main event will of course see Global World Champion Swift put the strap on the line against Tack and Lukie. A big show that will only get bigger. VE5! Don't miss it!
Victory Explosion 5
Saturn Dome
Pay Per View
1. Battle Royale: Billy Tharpe vs. Uchubaco vs. Brad Zubaz vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Perfect Man[FSW] vs. Given vs. Taken vs. Shadow vs. Jeff Andonuts vs. PC Danny[3'dPW]
2. CXJ Championship: Bolshoi(c) vs. ?
3. Tag Team Championship: Biggs(c)/Wedge(c) vs. ?/?
4. Double Crown Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo
5. Handicap: Troy vs. Ryan IQ/Simon Stuart
6. Global World Championship 3-Way: Swift(c) vs. Lukie vs. Tack Angel
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Announcer: The last couple weeks have seen a lot of developments for thew TUE gang. The teams are set, and the training has begun. Which one of these rookies will step and claim the prize? Find out on The Ultimate EBW Season 5!
Amigo: Hello?
Kinniku Mike: AMIGO! Buddy! How the hell are ya?
Amigo: Where are you?
Kinniku Mike: So not important right now. I just wanted to let you know something.
Amigo: Oh yeah? What's that?
Kinniku Mike: I have discovered something about myself that I wanted to share.
Amigo: Shoot.
Kinniku Mike: I....am a lesbian.
Amigo: Beg your pardon?
Kinniku Mike: I am a lesbian....trapped in a man's body.
Amigo: What?
Kinniku Mike: A sexy man's body I might add. But yes, I'm totally lesbian for Sonoko Kato.
Amigo: Well....this changes absolutely nothing...so I must ask....what are you hiding?
Kinniku Mike: What? Nothing! I just wanted to let you know that......so when you found out I got arrested for being in the Sparkle dressing room you would understand.
Amigo: WHAT?!
Kinniku Mike: GOTTA GO! *click*
Amigo: *sigh* Gotta get more bail money.
Kinniku Mike: Did you guys hear that?! I think because of this announcement I should be placed with the ladies.
Police Officer: That makes no sense....but yeah alright.
Kinniku Mike: Bitches and cream, I LOVE this place!
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Announcer: After Mike was bailed out of jail, the Double Crown Champion joined Amigo in looking for a place for the TUE rookies to stay. After Ness burned down the replica of his house in Onett they had just one place left to go...
Kinniku Mike: This is perfect!
Amigo: Are you sure it's alright Dougie?
Dynamic Dougie: Totally! I totally asked for permission and everything. The best part is you get to pay ME the rent....even though they totally know I'm letting you stay here....honest.
Kinniku Mike: I like the cut of his jib.
Amigo: You don't even know what a jib is Mike.
Kinniku Mike: Well I know that this place will suit us just fine. Right Xanshin?
Xanshin: This box....it has people trapped inside....LET THEM OUT!
Kinniku Mike: HA! My guy there is hilarious Amigo.
Amigo: Hmmm.....it seems that the teams are getting along....that's the spirit of competition for you.
Kinniku Mike: No, that's Mrs. Ra making awesome cookies.
Mrs. Ra: And I just made a new batch!
Everyone: Thank you Mrs. Raaaaaaa.
Ultimo Tiger: Oh boy Tack! These look delicious! I need to watch what I eat for training, but would you like one? "I sure would Stephen! You're my best friend!"
Ra: Haha! These cookies.....totally laced with LCD. Your puppet is gonna be tripping his balls off.
Ultimo Tiger: "Oh I feel kind of weird Stephen. I think I like the color Red now." DON'T SAY SUCH A THING! 
Amigo: Alright, it's time to start getting the moves down with some practice matches. I want you guys to remember that this isn't for real right now. We're just going through the motions and-
Pretty Tony: Tony tones down the magnitude and magnificence of his pugilism for no man! Have at you foul cretin!
Dragonzombie: I'll spoil those good looks! DIE!
Pretty Tony: Ya!
Dragonzombie: OW! He punched me right in the nose! That REALLY hurt!
Amigo: Well then let's try this aga-
Dragonzombie: I'M NOT CRYING! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Amigo: Of course you're not crying....you're not Tommy Dreamer.
Tack Angel: Ya'll are just hating!
Amigo: Where did that come from?
Mr. Jennings: This Amigo fellow....he gets under my skin. He doesn't realize that being a well dressed man is also part of the whole job, but nooooo he makes me wear....this stuff.
Ra: Yeah....he keeps trying to make me get a hair cut.
Mr. Jennings: I never thought a capitalist and a hippie would have so much in common, but it seems we both wish to...."overthrow" our mundane boss as it were.
Ra: Huh?
Mr. Jennings: Mutiny?
Ra: .....
Mr. Jennings: Beat him up?
Ra: Ah yes! I've been thinking about this man. If you want a real groovy scene round these parts then we'll make me the leader.
Mr. Jennings: I do believe I have the qualifications to be a leader as well.
Ra: I wasn't going to bring this up, but I was totally the head of the Sun Family in the 60's.
Mr. Jennings: You mean the notorious cult that....
Ra: Yep.
Mr. Jennings: Yikes....so many smashed mail boxes.....*sigh* Alright....you lead the mutiny.
Amigo: Excuse me gentlemen, but if you're going to plan a mutiny you should be more quiet about it......standing right here idiots.
Mr. Jennings: Well this unacceptable! I demand to be dressed in the finest purple silk!
Amigo: You can demand in one hand and sh*t in the other, and see which gets filled first. I was hired to train you to wrestle. If you think you're ready then come at me.
Ra: Don't worry Jennings.....I got this.
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Impromptu Match
Amigo beat Ra (0:07) via German Suplex Pin.
-It was totally just that one move and it was over.
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Amigo: Yeah....you're not ready.
Ra: Someone get my wife....I need a bandaid!
Hotlanta: Alright guys, I'm Hotlanta and this is Lovekick. We're guest trainers this week so listen up. We come from the CXJ Division, it's the most action packed division in all of wrestling. It's not easy being one of us these days, but I'm seeing a lot of potential in a few of you guys, so let's see if you've got what it takes.
Jamie OD: Oi, and if you don't I'll kick ya in the face!
Hotlanta: Right, I'm totally going to let Jamie kick you in the face.
Xanshin: I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!
Hotlanta: Just wait till were done with you. You'll be crying like Tommy Dreamer.
Tack Angel: STOP HATING!
Hotlanta: What was that?
Sal Paradise: So you're saying you have Control Neko Season 2 on bootleg VHS?
Ditch: Damn right, and the price is right as long as you're not wearing a wire.
Sal Paradise: The season isn't even out yet.
Ditch: Oh....oh yeah....hey I got to get to training.
Sal Paradise: Come back!
Kinniku Mike: Ishijima, come here youngster.
Mike Ishijima: I don't really want to.....you're totally naked sir.
Kinniku Mike: Huh? How did that happen? You know what, don't tell me. Sometimes it is funner not knowing.
Mike Ishijima: ....So what can I do for you sir?
Kinniku Mike: I see a lot of myself in you Mike. Not in the way I see myself in Sonoko Kato....as that is with my penis.
Mike Ishijima: Thanks....I think.
Kinniku Mike: I just want to let you know that I'm like a father to you. If you need anything I'll help you. Let's go train HUH?
Mike Ishijima: You got it, but could you put some clothes on first? Hahahaha!
Kinniku Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kinniku Mike: No.
Amigo: Alright, it's time to determine which wrestlers will face off. In lieu of having us fight over it I thought we could let Jeff Andonuts here determine via random drawing.
Kinniku Mike: Sweet. Is he going to use that big thing in the living room?
Jeff Andonuts: What? No, that's companion cube.
Kinniku Mike: Oh.....what's that do?
Jeff Andonuts: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! I mean......SCIENCE....it does.....SCIENCE!
Kinniku Mike: Well alright then.
Amigo: Anyways.....begin the selection please.
Jeff Andonuts: Alright, if Boombox Guy would turn on the drum roll then I can begin. The first match will be.....
Announcer: Aw just kidding! You don't get to find out until next time! HA!
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Tack Angel: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME LUKIE THEN BRING IT ON!
Lukie: I'm fine right here thanks. Hahahaha!
Tack Angel: Grrr....
Lukie: U Mad Bro?
Tracy: Tack, what's gotten into you?!
Tack Angel: This guy! He's another one of those types of people I just can't stand. The lemons...the trolls. Lukie is nothing, but a troll, who wants me to feel bad and make me feel like my life a living hell. You know what? I'M TIRED OF FEELING THAT WAY! You can call me a troll hunter for now on, and Lukie is going to be my first target. He and Swift are all that stand in the way of me claiming that Global World Championship back! It's called making life take the lemons back Tracy!
Tracy: Tack....
Swift: Hey! I don't recall the champ being invited to the party here! No matter, cause I'm only here to deliver a message to you bitches. I'm the king of this jungle and I'm making an announcement. I'll be personally serving as the in ring enforcer for your cage match tonight! We'll see what happens when the lion is put in a cage with his prey.
Tack Angel: Swift, the way I'm feeling tonight....I wouldn't look at it as me being trapped in there with you......YOU'RE GOING TO TRAPPED IN THERE WITH ME!
Lukie: .....Oh shit. 
Nerma: I'm here with a radically different looking Trevor Mach, who tonight will have to team with the Tag Team Champions, the Red Shirts to take on Dynamic Dougie and Simon Stuart. We all know why the match is booked, but why did you agree to it?
Trevor Mach: What? Why not? This is wrestling, and I'm not going to go easy on two people who may not have this beating coming....it's still going to happen. It's going to happen, because I've got a job to do, and for once it's not about Shenanigans and it's not about chaos. It's about getting what I want, and that's personally kicking Rufus Poochyfud's ass straight out of EBW. He's going to hell and I'm taking him there.
Ryan IQ: Trevor, we need to talk.
Trevor Mach: Nothing to talk about Ry-Q. I suggest if you don't want your boy there to get beat down you'll advise him not to tag in.
Simon Stuart: It's a wrestling match and I've got a job to do to. You're damn right I'll be tagging in.
Trevor Mach: Alright kid....then perhaps I'll give you a bit more motivation. It's because Ness and I won your father's Tag Invitational a while back that he's dead right now. We got him killed. We knew it might happen beforehand and we DID IT ANYWAY!
Simon Stuart: ......
Trevor Mach: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a match to-
Lady M's: Trevor.
Trevor Mach: Tali? I'm glad you could make it tonight. I knew you were busy with Sparkle and-
Lady M's: Of course I was going to come. I had to find out if you were actually going to go through with this. As much as I think your cousin deserves a beating now and then.....Rufus wants you and the Red Shirts to put him out of action.....same with the kid over there. That sort of thing has always been more my territory. I'm the ruthless one, and you're....well the goofball optimist.
Trevor Mach: ....We all have our dark sides Tali.
Lady M's: I know....I just figured that you were better then letting Rufus be the one that gets to you....I'm going to go.
Trevor Mach: I wish you could stay....although I do love watching you leave. Yowza!
Lady M's: What?
Trevor Mach: Nothing! Hey listen...stick around....I may just surprise you....and myself.
We move to Stage 5 of the Countdown to Victory Explosion, and the name of the game this show is Rivals. The hatred between many of EBW's best and brightest is almost legendary, and tonight these forces would be unleashed on one another. All of this would lead up to a huge main event that would see Tack Angel and Lukie lock up in lock up so to speak. Global World Champion Swift would join them as the enforcer to a Steel Cage Match.
-The first match saw the CXJ War continue, as Lovekick invaded to take on Hashim and Camilo of Greed. This was a lengthy and exciting opener. Sal Paradise was looking in great spirits, as he finally tossed aside his "odd" attire for something more befitting a member of Lovekick. The "best tag team in EBW" were in top form, and with the rest of the CXJ keeping outside forces back, they managed to win the match. As Sal splashed down on a panicking Camilo Ortega, Jamie clocked a downed Hashim with his Penalty Kick and rolled him up for the pin. After the match Lovekick played up to the crowd and demanded that they get another crack at the unified tag titles.
-Match #2 saw 4 teams go to war, with the TUE Coaches taking on Maurice and Little Mac, Billy Tharpe and Uchubaco, and former tag champs w00t and Anwin. Billy was once again up to odd tactics as he read from his almanac, ultimately trying to remove Anwin from the equation by placing a chair near their corner. That was enough to put some fear in the White Noise Ninja. Unfortunately for Billy, w00t countered this with a WKO, leaving the rookie Uchubaco to carry the load for his team. Meanwhile, Mike and Amigo were showing some dissent as they argued on who would get a piece of their old rival Maurice. Maurice used this opportunity to clock Uchubaco with a KO Punch and pin him for the win. After the match Mike and Amigo continued to argue until Maurice swooped in to knock them both out of the ring. Little Mac stirred the pot and issued a challenge for a 3-Way match, with Maurice getting into the title hunt at VE5 if he won. They agreed and the match will happen on X-perience.
-The third match barely happened, as the war between Ensiders and Scorre boiled over again. As Ness was about to score the pin following a PK Thunder Brainbuster, Ninten lead his troop into the ring. Scorre followed suit and the match erupted into a brawl. Finally, new Ensider Franky grabbed a mic and calmed things down.
Franky: People! You all need to cool it, as this will solve nothing. A lot of people have been wondering why I came back to align with Ensiders. I mean after all....I'm an FSW guy. Well first off I'm on vacation and I was bored, but more importantly....I'm a gambler, and I'm placing my bets on the winning team. I see Ensiders winning this war and carrying all the gold. I see Ensiders finally taking out the "EBW OG" Ness, and replacing him with a much better hero.....Ninten. I see Ensiders coming to FSW and making me a lot of money. That's why I have a suggestion to make here. I notice that Dynamic Dougie is FSW Regional Champion. I also notice that the Ensiders here are the first ever Tri-Force Champions. What do you say we put all the gold on the line at Victory Explosion 5.....in WARGAMES! The end of a war and the end of an era. One team holds all the gold and all the power. What do you say?
Ness: I think I speak for everyone on the team when I say....about time we got right down to this! Let's do it!
Ninten: I'll personally be gunning for you Ness!
Ness: Why wait brother? The sibling rivalry was put on hold while we dealt with your team as a whole, but I think on X-perience we can settle this matter between you and me. What do you say? Ness versus Ninten on X-perience.
Ninten: It's your funeral brother....I'll be the hero of EBW sooner then I thought.
Ness: We'll see about that.
-The next match had another crazy outcome, as Troy took on Akinan, in a rematch from their old rivalry dating back to when Akinan was a Greed member. Troy sent Akinan out of EBW with a loss, and he wanted payback. Troy just wanted to blow off some steam until his VE5 match. These two powerhouses threw everything at each other, and this had a very big match feel. It was back and forth until Ryan IQ came out to scout Troy. Troy caught the sight of his old manager and immediately left the ring to chase him into the crowd. He realized soon after that he was being baited away from the ring and tried to run back, but the ref had already counted him out. Akinan picked up the win, and Ryan IQ made a gutsy move that only seemed to further infuriate the Alpha Beta Troy.
-Match #5 on the card was one to watch, as the semi-man featured Trevor Mach teaming with the Red Shirts to go against FSW Champion Dynamic Dougie and Simon Stuart. Dougie and Stuart tried to shake hands with Mach before the match, but he simply turned away. Dougie tried to stop him, when Trevor turned to attack and the match got underway. Trevor worked over Dougie in the opening minutes, with some hard hitting strikes. On the take down attempt Dougie tagged in Stuart. Trevor circled the ring a bit before ultimately tagging in Wedge, who rolled over Stuart quickly. The rest of the match involved the three cornering off the legal man and wearing him down. Dougie and Stuart were not a tag team, but they put up the good fight. Rufus Poochyfud appeared on the stage to watch and gloat, while Lady M's appeared from the crowd and watched from ringside. Eventually Trevor was in the ring with Stuart again, and this time the youngster slapped him across the face. Trevor snapped back with a kick and a takedown. He bloodied Stuart with ground and pound, and locked in heel hook. Stuart barely managed to get to the ropes. Trevor stood ready to hit his Macha Ye, but after catching sight of Tali and the bloodied rookie before him, Trevor stopped and tagged in Biggs. The ginger was looking to get into some ginger on ginger violence, but suddenly Trevor turned on his team mates and knocked them both down with hard shots. Biggs got up just in time to eat a Macha Ye, before Trevor rolled Stuart onto him for the 1-2-3! Dougie and Stuart won the match with help from the opposition. Trevor looked to the stage and flipped his boss the bird, something Rufus did not appreciate as he stormed to the back. What would this mean for a potential VE5 showdown?
-The main event would be a big one, as Tack and Lukie would face off in the cage, with the champ as the special enforcer. With so much rage in the cage, it would only be a matter of time til meltdown. Who would gain the upper hand in this feud? The match kicked off with Tack and Lukie exchanging blows. Kicks flew as Swift looked on. At first it seemed like he to might get involved, but he opted to let his opponents wear themselves out for the big match. They shoved each other into the cage a few times, but mostly the cage only served to keep them close. Tack was acting unusually brutal, as he pulled no punches. Mid match he placed Lukie's head against the cage and kicked it right into it. Lukie fought back and threw Tack in between the cage and the ropes. He then used the ropes to try and choke out Tack. He pulled him back in for a pin attempt, but Swift refused to count. Even later when Tack regained control and hit the Angel Driver on Lukie, Swift refused to count. He sat back and watched as Tack and Lukie continued to beat the hell out of each other, until both realized they would have to escape the cage to win. Lukie was first, but Tack followed after. At the top of the cage the two enemies traded blows. This scene was similar to last cage Tack was in, and the result ended up being the same as well. Just as it looked like Lukie could win it, Tack leaped off the top of the cage, to take a hard landing and the victory. Tack grimaced in pain, but also smirked and he celebrated his victory. Both Swift and Lukie looked on as they both realized at once, that the man they thought of as a weak consummate protagonist was definitely no push over....
Rufus Poochyfud: Hello there, Rufus Poochyfud here. Before you thank me for such an awesome show tonight, I would like to just say that the next show is going to be even better. After Trevor Mach showed just what kind of weak fool he is I have decided in my infinite mercy and wisdom to give him one more chance. If he wants a shot at me all he has to do is win one match. I promise to you all, and you've got this recorded I'm sure, that if he wins then the match is on. Oh by the way Trevor....your opponent.....will be Lady M's. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 5: Rivals!
1. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega (8:09) when Jamie hit the Penalty Kick on Hashim.
2. 4-Team Tag: Maurice/Little Mac beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo, Billy Tharpe/Uchubaco, and w00t/Anwin (10:43) when Maurice hit a KO Punch on Uchubaco.
3. Singles: Ness vs. Captain Strong (2:03) ended in a No Contest.
4. Singles: Akinan[3'dPW] beat Troy (4:56) via Countout.
5. 3-on-2 Handicap Match: Dynamic Dougie/Simon Stuart beat Trevor Mach/Biggs/Wedge (9:02) when Simon got the Pin on Biggs.
6. Cage: Tack Angel beat Lukie (14:49) via Cage Escape.
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BREAKING NEWS! Xperiment Cancelled! Or is it?
Earlier, we received word that Rufus Poochyfud has put the final nail in the coffin of Xperiment. The popular show that actually had to fight against its own company for survival, is now being cancelled by the owner due to too small of a roster....a problem he caused. The CXJ Division weren't going to stand for this though, as they headed off the boss in his own office.
Rufus Poochyfud: And then Hashim, I told her the money was on the dresser and to get out! Haha!
Hotlanta: You mother fu-
Rufus Poochyfud: Language! Besides, I would do a lot to my own mother, including throwing her under a bus if I thought I could make a buck, but none of that nonsense you're talking about. What do you want?
Hotlanta: You know damn well why we are here!
Rufus Poochyfud: Ha! Oh yeah! Sorry about the loss of the show. If only you had more support from the network. I fought for you....I really did.
Hotlanta: Liar!
Rufus Poochyfud: Alright.....I'm totally lying. I think it's hilarious I just ruined your show and your plans. This is priceless really. Let me find a camera, so I can take a picture of you all fuming and-
Hotlanta: Shut the hell up! This isn't over! We're not stopping until you're done, and we get the respect we deserve!
Rufus Poochyfud: *sigh* How about you just give up instead? I have a lot more shit to do, and I don't really care.
Hotlanta: I think you do care. I think you care a lot in fact, or else you wouldn't spend so much time trying to break us down. We're not going anywhere though asshole! We're staying right here!
Rufus Poochyfud: .....HA! You always did make me laugh Hotlanta. Alright....I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give....uh....Generator, a match with Hashim Al-Singh. If he can beat him....I'll give you back your show. If he fails....well that's that. You guys get to flounder on the main brand until I future endeavor every....last....one of you. Deal?
Hotlanta: .......
Generator: You're on!
Rufus Poochyfud: Great! Now get out!
FALLOUT! Decisions, Decisions, Decisions.
X-cite left us with many possibilities leading to the next show and Victory Explosion 5. Ness and Ninten will now do battle before both Ensiders and Scorre collide at Victory Explosion 5, and Maurice is attempting to wedge his way into an old rivalry with Mike and Amigo for a shot at the Double Crown. The fate of the CXJ show Xperiment is on the line, when Mr. High Voltage Generator take on CXJ Killer Hashim Al-Singh. w00t and Anwin will take on Lovekick one more time, with the winner getting the Victory Explosion shot against Red Shirt Security. One of the bigger shockers of the night was the final announcement, that Trevor Mach would get one more chance at a match with Rufus Poochyfud....if he could beat Lady M's.
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 6: Decisions!
1. Singles: Hashim Al-Singh vs. Generator
2. 3-Way: Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice vs. Amigo
3. Singles: Ness vs. Ninten
4. Singles: Swift vs. Perfect Man(c)
5. #1 Contender Tag: w00t/Anwin vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
6. Singles: Lady M's vs. Trevor Mach
Trevor Mach: ....*sigh* Tali....Tali, are you awake?
Lady M's: ......
Trevor Mach: *sigh* I don't know what to do. You're the most amazing woman I've ever known, and you kick ass like no one I've ever seen. It's not that I'm worried about getting my ass kicked....it's kind of our thing. It's just that....I really don't want to lift a finger in this match. I don't ever want to hurt you. At the same time....maybe if we just staged it I could go on to take out Rufus at VE5. Then again.....I wouldn't want to embarrass you like that. You might say you don't care....but I do....I wouldn't want to do that. So close and yet so far. I know you're asleep and you can't hear me right now, but there has been something else I've been wanting to ask you. Tali.....I-
Tack Angel: BOO!
Trevor Mach: AH TACK WHAT THE HELL?!
Tack Angel: HAHA! I GOT YOU! I FINALLY GOT YOU! PAY BACK FOR THAT TIME YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME AND TRACY! I DIDN'T FORGET!
Trevor Mach: Wha?
Tack Angel: HAHA! FINALLY PAY BACK! All I had to do was install cameras all over your house to record it too!
Trevor Mach: You did what now?!
Tack Angel: HOW DOES IT FEEL BOOSHBAG?! BOOSH YOU SON OF A BITCH! BOOSH! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Trevor Mach: ......The hell was that all about!?
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Tack Angel: HAHA! Woooooo!
Hater: N....Nyah.....I'm Hater...here with Tack.....Tack what are you doing?
Tack Angel: Having a little FUN for a change Hater! Nice dressing room you've got Swift, although I think mine was better!
Hater: I see that you've got you leg wrapped up....would that have to do with the fall from the cage?
Tack Angel: Don't you worry about that! All you need to know is that the troll hunter is on the move! I've got some lemons to pluck....and Lukie....you're next! HAHA!
Lukie: Huh....anybody else seeing this?
Swift: That punk....look what he did to my dressing room!
Lukie: He's acting.....kinda weird. Did you hear him say that part about me being next? Heh....what was that all about....hehe....ugh.
Rufus Poochyfud: Swift, don't worry about anything. We can get you another dressing room We've got more important things to deal with while Tack has his freak out.
Lukie: Yeah, but....what about that thing he said about me being next? Guys?
Rufus Poochyfud: We need to focus on why you are all here tonight. As you know, the time of Victory Explosion 5 is almost at hand. Everything we've worked for is starting to come together. Don Panini's employers want results, and they are about to get them. Starting tonight....we close the book on the old EBW, and pave way for the new EBW....OUR EBW.....MY EBW. So raise your glasses, and let the games begin.
X-perience kicked off with a recap video of the last few weeks. The war between Ensiders and Scorre, the dismantling of the CXJ Division, the build up for the Double Crown title match, the title situation with Swift, Tack, and Lukie, and the ongoing chaos between Trevor Mach and Rufus Poochyfud. So much going on in the lead up to VE5, but it's not over yet.
-The opening match would see the CXJ Division pushed even further to the brink, as they fought to protect their show. Generator was the selected combatant to take on Hashim Al-Singh, and a win for Mr. High Voltage would be the return of Xperiment. With everything on the line, Generator gave it his all and really stepped up his game. Good back-and-forth action between Generator and Hashim, with Generator getting technical and working the arm, before Hashim knocked him down and grabbed for a knee bar. The technical back and forth wasn't working too well for Generator, so dropkicked Hashim to his knees and hit a Shining Wizard. Generator looked to capitalize, but overshot on a moonsault attempt. Hashim got to his feet and made the motion that he wished to end the match with a Camel Clutch, but Generator tripped him up on the ropes. He then went for a Tiger Feint Kick, but Hashim escaped the ring. Soon after, Camilo Ortega ran out and joined Hashim in an assault on Generator, ending the match in a DQ. The rest of the CXJ Division poured out and chased Greed off. CXJ then celebrated in the ring, as the outcome would mean that their show was safe....or was it?
Rufus Poochyfud: Good match! Really good match guys. It's just a shame that you couldn't save Xperiment.
Generator: What do you mean? I just got the win!
Rufus Poochyfud: You got the DQ win. I said you had to BEAT Hashim, and in my opinion....you didn't do that.
Hotlanta: You son of a-
Rufus Poochyfud: Hey! You should know by now Hotlanta....always read the fine print, and never take anything at face value. EBW: Xperiment....is over. You failed, and now I'm going to pick you apart one by one....I think we'll start with....Bolshoi....the CXJ Champion. I've got something special planned for you on X-cite. It's quite an honor really. You just wait.....you just wait...HAHAHAHA!
And just like that, EBW: Xperiment was put rest....
-Match #2 featured Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Maurice, the three wrestler who comprised EBW's "SURGE Generation" fighting it out in a special 3-Way Match. If Maurice could get the win, then he would be added to the title match at Victory Explosion 5, thus making this a possible preview of a VE5 match. These three have grown so much since their debuts, and this match continued to prove that. The action is moved very fast and it was hard to take it all in. Maurice started with really nice jabs. Keeping Amigo and Mike at arms length helped, but no one was able to get a clear cut advantage. Mid match Maurice and Mike were on the outside and Amigo went off the flowchart and went high risk with a beautiful springboard shooting star press to the floor. Amigo showing his growing move set and the ability to branch out of his amaresu roots. Late in the match, Mike also showed ability to adapt, and trapped Maurice in an STF, while Amigo lay on the outside recovering. Little Mac rushed down with a chair, but it was confiscated by the ref. That is when Mac pulled out the real weapon of choice, his brass knuckles, and clocked Mike in the mouth. This bought Maurice enough time to get to his feet and hit a KO Punch of his own before the roll up pin and the win. Maurice and Mac celebrated, as the black sheep of the "SURGE Generation" had brought himself back into the spotlight. After the match Mac grabbed a mic.
Little Mac: You've got to love it! Just when everyone is ready to count out Greed, we show that we're still the elite wrestlers in the business. Of the three of you, I have always seen the most potential in Maurice here. He was almost dragged down by you two, but now he's quiet, compliant, and deadly. He's ready to live the good life, and I'm going to take him there! I was having a meeting with the boss earlier today, and he and I came to a deal. If Maurice won then we would also add one more stipulation to sweeten the pot. That is why at Victory Explosion 5, it will be Mike versus Amigo versus Maurice....with yours truly, the Green Mean Greed Legend Little Mac as SPECIAL REFEREE!
-The hits just kept on coming next, as Ness and Ninten were set for a dream match. The two brothers have been leading their rival factions, but now they were refocused and ready to collide on the verge of a huge War Games match that would decide the victor in this gang war. Ninten dominated the action early, but Ness caught him with a modified brainbuster for a 2 count. They had some really good exchanges before Ness caught his brother with a kick that left both men down. Ninten got to his feet and targeted the arm that Ness had landed on. He continued working over Ness' arm before they did a series of exchanges that ended with Ninten nailing Ness with a neckbreaker. Ness staggered up and fired back moments later with a shoulder tackle, but Ninten caught him with a sling shot spear right away. Ninten slowed the pace down after hitting a big powerslam. He looked to be closing in for the kill, when Ness once again shot up and down his brother with a Thunder Brainbuster. At that moment the Ensiders rushed through the fans and hit the ring. They all started attacking Ness viciously, ending another match in a DQ. The crowd was livid and throwing trash into the ring. Scorre rushed the scene, but oddly enough they were cut off by security while Ensiders were left to attack Ness. Franky grabbed a mic.
Franky: Gee, by the looks of it, it pays to have friends in high places. Ness, when you agreed to this....you signed your own death warrant. It's going to get bloody, it's going to get painful, and in the end.....the legacy of Ness will finally be over, and the era of Ninten will begin.
-A night of crazy matches, it would take FSW's Perfy and the Global World Champion Swift to have a match with a logical conclusion. The champ wasted no time in laying waste to Perfect Man with hard strikes and tackles. The goofball FSW star tried firing back a few shots, and tried to hit his Perfect Cannon, but Swift collided with a POUNCE and knocked out Perfy, setting him up for a pin and the win. After the match, a crazed, laughing Tack could be seen on the stage with Lukie trapped in a trashcan. He also had a mic in hand.
Tack Angel: Heya Swift! I was just taking out the trash! It's fun trolling the troll, but how about you and I have it out right now! You always thought you were the better one of us. PROVE IT!
Swift tried to get to Tack, but Tack rolled the can down the ramp and nearly tripped the champ. Security finally swooped in to keep them apart.
Rufus Poochyfud: Maaaaaaaaach....you in here?
Trevor Mach: Be with you in a sec.
Rufus Poochyfud: For the love of- Put some clothes on Mach!
Trevor Mach: I'm doing fine without them.
Rufus Poochyfud: *sigh* Well I was just checking to see if you were here. Don't want to see you chicken out of your match tonight. I really got one over on ya didn't I? HAHA!
Trevor Mach: If you say so.
Rufus Poochyfud: Why the long face? Is it because deep down you know that I'm better then you? Is it because I've got you beat? I know you....you don't have what it takes here. You can't beat me and you never will.
Trevor Mach: I'm sorry, I was cleaning out my ears....you were saying?
Rufus Poochyfud: Heh....you got the message...."good luck" out there.
Trevor Mach: ......
-The controlled chaos continued, as Lovekick and w00t/Anwin had a rematch to determine who would take on the Red Shirt Security at Victory Explosion 5. This was another back and forth encounter between two top teams. Just like the last time either team could've won, and just like last time, Red Shirt Security got involved. The tag champs rushed in and forced another No Contest. The fans were getting more and more fed up with the non finishes of the evening. Luckily, Ryan IQ came out to try and remedy the solution.
Ryan IQ: Guys, I know you don't see me that often anymore, but I gotta say that I'm disappointed. I mean it's always going to be Red Shirts Together, Security Forever, but you're cheating these people out a match they want to see. I'm going to offer solution though. I have to be quick as I see Troy charging down the ramp, but here it is. I'm booking a match for Victory Explosion 5 while I still have the authority to do so. If you don't want to them decide who will face you then both teams will. Red Shirts versus Lovekick versus w00t/Anwin at VE5 in a Ladder Match! Gotta go!
After finishing the announcement, Ryan and Stuart ran off as Troy charged down to get to them. A Blockbuster match added to what is shaping up to be the biggest card yet in EBW history.
-It was now time for one of the stranger main events in EBW, and one that was very very personal. Trevor Mach would have to go through the woman he loved if he wanted to get a match with Rufus at Victory Explosion 5. A match that could end one career....or two. Trevor and M's walked down to the ring together and half heartily circled the ring. Trevor looked to want no part in the match, so M's tried to push and slap him a few times to get him to attack. At this point Rufus made his way onto the stage along with Ensiders and Greed. M's tried to grapple with Trevor, but he pulled back and slumped into the corner out of frustration. M's knelt in front of him and told him it was alright. That she didn't care if it meant the end of Rufus Poochyfud. She then lay on the mat and told Trevor to pin her, but instead Mr. Machismo climbed out of the ring and allowed himself to be counted out. Rufus Poochyfud and the rest of his entourage laughed as Trevor sat on the arena floor and lowered his head. At this point Lady M's had enough, and the angered Sparkle star grabbed a mic.
Lady M's: Rufus! Enough of these games! All you want to do is embarrass Trevor and take everything away from him cause it amuses you!
Rufus Poochyfud: Yeah....that sounds about right. HAHA!
Lady M's: The one thing you want more then anything you can't have though, and that's me. So how about we make a deal. I know how much you LOVE deals, and I think this one will really entice you.
Rufus Poochyfud: I'm all ears Tali. Whatcha got for me?
Lady M's: If you give Trevor a match at Victory Explosion 5...then until then...I will work for you. If he wins then you give up EBW, but if you win....then I continue to work for you.....for keeps.
Rufus Poochyfud: Oooo....that is an enticing offer. Trevor? What do you think?
Trevor Mach: TALI NO! DON'T DO IT!
Rufus Poochyfud: Haha! In that case, how could I possibly resist! This is exactly what I wanted the whole time, and like I told you before Tali.....I always get what I want....always. Trevor Mach, I'll see you at Victory Explosion 5. Tali, see you in the office on Monday! HAHAHA!
Tali slowly backed away from Trevor and joined Rufus Poochyfud on the stage as the show came to a close....
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 6: Decisions!
1. Singles: Generator beat Hashim Al-Singh (6:30) via DQ.
2. 3-Way: Maurice beat Kinniku Mike and Amigo (10:44) with a KO Punch on Mike.
3. Singles: Ness beat Ninten (7:25) via DQ.
4. Singles: Swift beat Perfect Man (3:10) with a POUNCE!
5. #1 Contender Tag: w00t/Anwin vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (5:02) ended in a No Contest.
6. Singles: Lady M's beat Trevor Mach (2:31) via Countout.
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Olly Oliver Released!
EBW has come to terms of the release of Olly Oliver. We would wish him well on his future endeavors....but...nah.
VE5 UPDATE!!!
The Show of Shows has exploded into the biggest card in EBW history! The term is thrown around a lot, but this time it might be legit. With all the huge matches booked it looks like it might be too much for the Saturn Dome to handle. Rumors are swirling that EBW will have to hold a couple of the matches at an alternate site outside of the dome! It looks like the opener, the tag title, and the War Games will take place outside, while the rest of the show will take place inside the dome. 8 matches have been booked so far, but with a week left to go, anything can change...
Victory Explosion 5
Saturn Dome
Pay Per View
1. Battle Royale: Billy Tharpe vs. Uchubaco vs. Brad Zubaz vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Perfect Man[FSW] vs. Akinan[3'dPW] vs. PC Danny[3'dPW] vs. Shadow vs. Given vs. Taken
2. CXJ Championship: Bolshoi(c) vs. ?
3. Tag Team Championship Ladder Match: Biggs(c)/Wedge(c) vs. w00t/Anwin vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
4. Double Crown Championship 3-Way: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo vs. Maurice Special Referee: Little Mac
5. War Games(For Tri-Force Titles and FSW Regional): Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong/Randy no Kachi vs. Ness/Dynamic Dougie/Moz/Lucas
6. Handicap: Troy vs. Ryan IQ/Simon Stuart
7. Singles "All or Nothing!": Rufus Poochyfud vs. Trevor Mach
8. Global World Championship 3-Way: Swift(c) vs. Lukie vs. Tack Angel
X-cite is already booked, and it's shaping up to be quite eventful in its own right. Rufus Rules is the title, and it seems that the boss will have some planned for the evening. With CXJ in house, Rufus has booked a CXJ Championship match against a mystery opponent. Who will the opponent be, and is this another step in the plan to eliminate CXJ? Trevor Mach, just days after a deal was made by Lady M's to get the match with Rufus, will have to take on the Simon Stuart, an act that is obviously supposed to drive Trevor further to the edge. Speaking of madness, a new Tack Angel has emerged, a Tack Angel that has had enough of the "trolls and lemons". After a week that has seen him get the better of his VE opponents at every turn, he is now being paired with Swift to take on the Alpha Betas in a throw back match of sorts. Can the former tag champions co-exist since they have a common enemy on the other team, or will this pairing combust? Find out all of this and more on X-cite.
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 7: Rufus Rules!
1. Singles: Billy Tharpe vs. Brad Zubaz
2. 6-Man: Hotlanta/Shadow/Generator vs. Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega
3. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Simon Stuart
4. Singles: Amigo vs. Maurice Special Referee: Kinniku Mike
5. CXJ Championship: Bolshoi(c) vs. ?
6. Tag Team: Swift/Tack Angel vs. Troy/Lukie
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Announcer: Another week in the TUE house goes by, as the coaches try to train their rookies to become the best new wrestlers in EBW. Only one can claim the prize and stood atop the mountain. Who will win the The Ultimate EBW?
Maurice: HA!
Amigo: ......
Maurice: HAHA!
Kinniku Mike: *sigh*
Maurice: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amigo: Maurice, you uh....you need anything? We're trying to do a show here.
Maurice: I'm just gloating is all! I beat you guys! I proved that I'm the better one! I may have fallen behind before, but like always I slingshot myself right back into the #1 spot.
Kinniku Mike: Oh yeah? Then that must mean you're the Double Crown Cha-oh wait no that's me.
Maurice: For now, but I think I think our VE5 match is in the bag. HAHAHA!
Kinniku Mike: ....What a wiener.
Amigo: *sigh* I agree. Let's try to get back on track. Today we have our first two matches. You got your guys ready?
Kinniku Mike: Considering I've been spending a lot of time behind bars....they are doing surprisingly well.
Amigo: And I know I got my guys in top shape, so why don't we go and get to busi-
Maurice: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amigo: *groan*
Nerma: I'm here with Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, and his TUE Rookie Mike Ishijima. Today, Mike Ishijima will have his first ever match against an opponent from Team Amigo. Mike, what do you bring to the table?
Kinniku Mike: Well Nerma, how about I show you....in private....with my pe-
Nerma: I was talking about the other Mike.
Kinniku Mike: Oh.
Mike Ishijima: Well, where I come from you have to run a lot....and survive. I'm a survivor...and the chicks dig that.
Kinniku Mike: Damn right they do.
Nerma: Ugh....I mean what are you planning on doing in the match!?
Mike Ishijima: Uh....winning. I'm going to win the match Nerma.
Kinniku Mike: Good interview kid, let's get going.
Nerma: Why do I even bother? 
Nerma: Next, I present Amigo, and his rookie-
Dragonzombie: I AM THE TERROR IN THE PIT OF YOUR STOMACH! TREMBLE BEFORE ME!
Amigo: *sigh* Dragonzombie....knock it off or I'll use t he spray bottle again.
Dragonzombie: ......
Nerma: Dragonzombie will be facing Mike Ishijima in our first match. What is he going to bring to the table.
Amigo: Well it's been tough, but I managed to teach this Pokemon more then 4 moves at a time. I'm assuming that Mike Ishijima will be a fast and agile high flier. Dragonzombie will wrestle very much the same way, so it will be interesting to see which one has "evolved" more.
Nerma: .....
Amigo: E-evolved more......it....it was a joke.
Nerma: Oh yeah?
Amigo: *sigh*
Dragonzombie: ....I thought it was funny.
Amigo: Shut up Dragonzombie. 
Amigo: Alright, this is the first match of TUE5. Both of you will become EBW wrestlers, but after this match, only one of you will be one step closer to claiming the prize.
Kinniku Mike: Mike here...you'll need this pokeball.
Amigo: *sigh* Let's get this going.
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TUE5 Round 1: Mike Ishijima(Kinniku) beat Dragonzombie(Amigo) (6:32) with a Diving Crossbody.
-The match got off to an awkward start, when Mike threw a pokeball at Dragonzombie. This served to piss him off as he chased the ladies man from the future around the ring. They finally locked up and exchanged some basic holds. Dragonzombie set up Ishijima on the apron, but Ishijima caught him with a spear through the ropes. DZ tried to fire back, but Mike sent him down with a series of elbows. Ishijima hit a dive through the ropes onto DZ moments later and followed up with a senton off the apron. Both men battled on the apron moments later, with DZ catching Ishijima with an STO. Crazy and back and forth action, and these guys battled like they knew what they were doing. Dragonzombie even managed to focus and looked really good, but in the end Mike hit a Diving Crossbody and used the momentum to roll up DZ for the 1-2-3!
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Kinniku Mike: HAHA! YES!
Mike Ishijima: I DID IT!
Dragonzombie: BAH! DAMMIT! RAGE! GAH! MUST FIND SOMETHING TO KILL!
Amigo: *sigh* Congratulations Mike....I'll get ya next time.
Maurice: *golf clap* HA! What was that?! You guys are pathetic! If anyone should be training these guys....it's me. HAHA!
Kinniku Mike: .....
Amigo: .....
Maurice: HEY! PUT ME DOWN! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Kinniku Mike: So now that we've got him, what are we going to do with him?
Amigo: I have an idea. 
Nerma: I'm back with Mike now, and his rookie this time is Ultimo Tiger. Now UT has been through the TUE program before, but he did not do so well. How is planning on winning this time around?
Kinniku Mike: I'll let him tell you himself. Go for it UT!
Ultimo Tiger: "I think that Stephen will win, because he has the heart and desire. Plus, he's going to use my flowchart, and that's a totally awesome idea I think. Huzzah!"
Nerma: But what if your opponent is uh....prepared for that...uh....Ultimo?
Ultimo Tiger: "It'll all work out!"
Kinniku Mike: Haha! He's a crazy bastard isn't he?
Nerma: Quite.
Nerma: And finally we're here with-
Amigo: Dammit Jennings! How many times do I have to tell you to knock off the fancy dressing! We're wrestlers dammit! Get in the tights right now!
Mr. Jennings: I dress well and wrestle well "coach". Don't you worry about a thing. The stock of Mr. Jennings is about to rise!
Amigo: Change now before I suplex you through this wall.
Mr. Jennings: Ha! I don't you would-OH SH*T!FINE I'll DO IT! 
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TUE5 Round 1: Mr. Jennings(Amigo) beat Ultimo Tiger(Kinniku) (3:59) with the Market Crash.
This was a crazy match, that saw UT spending more time talking to his puppet then wrestling. When he did wrestle he used a moveset mirroring that of Tack Angel. Jennings on the otherhand has more experience from FSW, and combined technical prowess and power moves. Late in the match they were countering holds, when Jennings knocked the Tack Angel puppet down. Ultimo acted frantically, like he could not breathe. As he searched for the puppet Jennings cut him off and lifted him up a for a driver type move called the Market Crash before getting the 1-2-3. Jennings wins.
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Amigo: That's 1-1 now Mike!
Kinniku Mike: ....stupid puppet....
Ultimo Tiger: GAH! CAN'T BREATHE! WHERE DID TACK GO? "I'm right here UT! I'll never leave you!"
Kinniku Mike: ...well at least this time we don't have to hear from Maurice.
Amigo: Yeah, I wonder how he's doing right about now? 
Maurice: MPH!!!! MMM! MMMMMMPH!
Rufus Poochyfud: .....What the fu-
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Rufus Poochyfud: Well....I was happy today. After all....I am going to get rid of Trevor Mach AND I've taken his gal. This should be a good day....but then I come in here and I have this sh*t to deal with.
Lukie: That Tack guy....kinda creeping me out.....still....f*ck that Tack guy.
Lady M's: What's wrong "sir"? You look perturbed.
Rufus Poochyfud: I see you got the outfit I picked out. Looks quite sexy on you. I dropped a pencil over there....don't suppose you could pick it up?
Lady M's: Not a f*cking chance.
Rufus Poochyfud: Didn't think so......say Tali?
Lady M's: Yeah boss?
Rufus Poochyfud: Did you invite Zombie Art Donovan to my VIP Room?
Lady M's: I did.
Zombie Art Donovan: HOW BIG IS THIS PLACE?! IT'S CRAAAAZY!
Rufus Poochyfud: Did you also let Tack in here earlier?
Lady M's: I did.
Rufus Poochyfud: Riiiight......one more thing. Did you.....punch out Little Mac?
Lady M's: ........I did.
Rufus Poochyfud: I see.....what kind of secretary are you again? You're not living up to the deal here Tali.
Lady M's: Oh that's where you're wrong Pooch! I agreed that I would work for you if you gave Trevor the match. I never EEEEEEEVER said that I would be employee of the month. You forgot to listen to your own advice about the fine print! You've got one week to go until Victory Explosion 5, and until then....I'm going to make you wish you never heard the name Lady M's.
Rufus Poochyfud: .....Wonderful....just wonderful.
The countdown is nearing the end! We're at stage 7, and it's the final week before the biggest pay per view of the year, nay the biggest pay per view in EBW history! With a deal being made, the match is on! Rufus Poochyfud, the boss has agreed to take on Trevor Mach in a match could lead to the end for both of them. Tonight's show was full of surprises in its own right, as Rufus continues his plans to shape EBW into his own image...
-The first match saw a frustrated and energized Billy Tharpe take on Brad Zubaz in singles action. Billy was decked out in new gear, and he tossed aside the almanac and focused on the big man, attacking before he could even take off his raybans. Billy dominated, and won the match with an Oni Clutch Submission. After the match Billy Tharpe announced that for now on he would be referred to as "Oni", before tearing up the almanac. He stated he would make his own destiny for now on and planted Zubaz on the mat one more time for good measure before heading to the back. A radical shift for the ReGenesis Cup winner, and a return to winning ways.
-The second match featured another 6-Man war between the wrestlers of the CXJ Division and Greed. Hotlanta, Shadow, and Generator, three old rivals now working together put up a good fight. Hashim and Camilo were very green in comparison, but Little Mac acting as ring general helped them maintain the advantage with dirty tactics. Late in the match Camilo Ortega got his first real chance to shine, as he traded holds with Shadow. He out heeled Shadow with an eye gouge and stomped him to the ground. Hotlanta tried to get involved to stop him, but Little Mac quickly cuffed him to the ropes. Generator saw this, but he got floored by a big boot from Hashim. This left Camilo open to hitting his finisher. A Military press dropped into a bridging German suplex called the 25:17. He rolled Shadow up for the pin and put his foot on the ropes to steal the victory. After the match Camilo celebrated his first huge, yet tainted win. He and the others continued their beating on the CXJ dream team. The crowd was livid as Camilo ripped Shadow's mask off and stood triumphant.
Nerma: I'm here with the boss. The man known as Rufus Poochyfud. In just one week you will be stepping into the ring with Trevor Mach, a man that has bled EBW for more then 5 years. If you win you'll be rid of Trevor Mach forever and have the services of Lady M's, but if you lose it's the end of the Poochyfud era. That's quite a bit to take in.
Rufus Poochyfud: I'm sorry, was there a question in there Nerma? I pay you to ask questions, not offer stupid woman opinions. Just shut your mouth for a moment. I'm not too happy with the position I've been put in after all, but I always turn negatives into positives. Tali, you may not want to do my bidding, but you have to. No matter how BADLY you do it, you must still comply. That's why I have an announcement for you to make after the next match. Back to the topic at hand. Trevor Mach, I am better then you. I went to the finest schools and received the best training in various fields of combat. I'm a business man first, but it will be no trouble kicking you out of my promotion once and for all. I bet you think it's quite the honor to get me into my first wrestling match. Well....I may just take that honor away from you....tonight. Call it...killing two birds with one stone. Tali, let's go. Do you still have those papers I gave you?
Lady M's: Threw them out the window sir.
Rufus Poochyfud: *sigh* Back to the office then.
-The third match on the card saw Trevor Mach and Simon Stuart lock up. This match was booked to capitalize on Trevor Mach revealing to Simon Stuart that he considered himself somewhat responsible for the death of Antonio Stuart. Simon made it clear in the beginning of the match that he in fact did not blame him. They shook hands and locked up in a basic, technical encounter. Stuart looked in the match, and is progressing well towards he and Ryan's showdown with Troy at VE5. Trevor pulled no punches though, and ended the match after a takedown lead to a Macha Ye and a pin. After the match, Trevor and Simon shook hands one more time, before none other then Lady M's made her way down to the ring.
Trevor Mach: Tali!
Lady M's: "Mr. Trevor Mach, I am here on behalf of...." *tears up note* You know what? Forget it. Trevor, you need to get ready for X-perience, cause Rufus is booking you into a match before you get the chance to kick his ass at VE5. You're going to take on......Troy.
Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Fantastic! Bring it on!
Lady M's: Kick his ass Trevtastic.
Trevor Mach: Love ya!
Lady M's: I'll see you after Victory Explosion....when you win.
-The next match saw Amigo take on rival Maurice, with Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike acting as Special Referee. Mike had the opportunity to have both his VE5 opponents wear each other down, but instead he showed the friendship that he and Amigo had forged, and officiated fairly to respect the skills of his fellow TUE Coach. Maurice still insisted that Mike was showing favoritism, when really Amigo was just catching him off guard with his superior ground game. In the end Amigo hit 3 consecutive German Suplexes, and capped it off with a German Suplex Pin for the 1-2-3. Amigo shows that he can beat Maurice clean, and his prospects at a title win are looking up.
Hater: NYAH! I'm here with Tr-
Tack Angel: NYAH! I just realized that you always say that Hater! What's that mean anyway?
Hater: Nyah?
Trevor Mach: Tack? That you buddy?
Tack Angel: Tack Angel, Troll Slayer and Lemon Farmer at your service!
Trevor Mach: Well alright then! You...uh....feeling alright?
Tack Angel: Never better Trev, cause for the first time everything is so clear. I've had enough of these trolls in EBW and I WANT JUSTICE! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Trevor Mach: Sounds....great buddy. What's with the lemons?
Hater: I have NO idea.
Trevor Mach: So Tack, you're in a match with Swift tonight....teaming up....against Alpha Betas.....three guys you don't like...three guys that don't like you....
Tack Angel: And?
Trevor Mach: Well how do I put this.......IT'S A TRAP!!
Tack Angel: Ha! Don't worry about it! It'll all work out! Later yo!
Trevor Mach: Later? Man....that guy....is acting crazy.
Hater: Pot calling the kettle black?
Trevor Mach: No time for coffee Hater, I've got to go!
Hater: *sigh* Nyah.
-The fifth match turned out to be the huge shocker of the night. Bolshoi was set to defend his title against a mystery opponent. When the guards of Rufus Poochyfud made their way out to keep the rest of the CXJ Division at bay, it became obvious that what Rufus Poochyfud had said earlier was referring to this moment. Rufus Poochyfud.....would be taking on Bolshoi. The boss came out laughing with Lady M's and The Red Shirts. He was wearing a Karate GI and practicing some moves on his way down. Bolshoi tried to hand him a flower, so the boss player along and took....before jabbing Bolshoi in the eye with it. The CXJ Champ was hurting badly, as Rufus kicked away at him. The rest of the CXJ Division tried to stop this, but they the security had the ring locked down. Rufus actually showed that he was capable in the ring....more then capable in fact. The boss kicked and chopped at the CXJ Champ, before mocking the CXJ Division by putting on what he called "a real mat wrestling clinic for the flippy spot monkeys". The boss knew his stuff, but the fact that Bolshoi was in intense pain might have helped make him look good. Eventually Bolshoi recovered enough to try and fight back. He kicked the boss a few times and lifted him up for a Bolshoi Bomb, but thanks to an assist from Wedge, the boss hopped over the top of Bolshoi and clocked him with a back kick. He went for the pin, but only scored a two count. Poochyfud yelled that he would fire the referee, but then Bolshoi rolled him up and nearly scored a 3 count himself. Bolshoi fought on, but Rufus and Red Shirts Security eventually wore him down. In the end a weary Bolshoi fell to an STO. Rufus pinned him close to the ropes and used the Red Shirts to keep him down for the 1-2-3. Rufus Poochyfud committed the ultimate insult to the division he hates by becoming the CXJ Champion! Rufus rolled on the floor laughing as Red Shirt Security handed him the belt. Hotlanta and the rest of the CXJ Division looked on, as the boss was hoisted on the shoulders of the tag champs. Is ultimate victory over the CXJ Division finally achieved?
The main event was supposed to be Global World Champion Swift teaming with Tack Angel to take on Troy and Lukie....but that's not quite what happened. Instead, Tack appeared on the stage with a mic in hand.
Tack Angel: Heya trolls! I was just doing some moderating in the back, when I decided "why get involved in this one"? I mean, I love the thrill of competition and I want to test my skills before the big show where I win the title back, but this just screams bad idea. So instead of giving you what you want....I'm going to turn it back around on you Swift. You're alone on this one Swift.....HAVE FUN BUDDY! HAHA!
-Tack and Boombox Guy had a dance party on the stage while a livid Swift was faced with having to take on both Alpha Betas. Troy never pulls punches, and Lukie immediately saw this as an opportunity to hurt the champ before the big show. Swift put a good fight, matching strength with Troy, and rolling over Lukie in their exchanges. However, the champ was also very preoccupied with Tack's shenanigans on the stage. That lead to many distractions, one in particular leading to Lukie sneaking up behind to get the roll up pin and the surprise win on the champ! Lukie quickly ran off as Swift trashed the ring in a fit of rage. The show ended with Tack giving Swift a wink and moonwalking to the back. "Psycho Tack" has shifted the paradigm of the VE5 Main Event. What will happen next with one show left to go? EBW is nearing an explosion...a Victory Explosion.
Rufus Poochyfud: Tali, do you have my suitcase?
Lady M's: Gave it to Hotlanta sir.
Rufus Poochyfud: DAMMIT! You listen here!
Lady M's: NO YOU LISTEN! Your time of bullying, destroying, and hurting is coming to an end...a BLOODY F*CKING END! Count it down Rufus, it's not much longer now. Your empire is about to fall. Trevor....is going to kick....your....ass.
Rufus Poochyfud: .....We'll see bitch....we'll just see.
EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Stage 7: Rufus Rules!
1. Singles: Billy Tharpe beat Brad Zubaz (4:05) with an Oni Clutch Submission.
2. 6-Man: Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega beat Hotlanta/Shadow/Generator (8:44) when Camilo hit the "25:17" on Shadow.
3. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Simon Stuart (4:59) with a Macha Ye.
4. Singles: Amigo beat Maurice Special Referee: Kinniku Mike (6:18) with a German Suplex Pin.
5. CXJ Championship: Rufus Poochyfud beat Bolshoi(c) (5:11) with an STO to become the NEW EBW CXJ CHAMPION!
6. Tag Team: Troy/Lukie beat Swift/Tack Angel (8:58) when Lukie used a Roll up Pin on Swift.
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Earlier today...
Perfect Man: Such dire consequences Perfect Man would've unleashed on Franky if it weren't for Swift. So this is what he does during his vacation? Operate without Perfect Man THE General Manager's consent? Never though Perfect Man would fully embrace this job? Dare he try to have Dougie ruin the big show's main event? Perfect Man won't let that happen. Luckily for us, we come on before their big one. Subbie better hurry up and come back. Hell, if he doesn't, Perfect Man will take the other ginger to win as long as Dougie doesn't retain. Can't have the FSW Title fall into EBW hands again.
FSW 30 finally begins. All three titles are on the line tonight. Interim general manager of FSW, Perfect Man, comes out solo to address the Expo Center.
Perfect Man: Alright, let's get down to business. Serious business. As you can see, no booshbag, no psycho Tack, no lemons. Perfect Man must address that the FSW has been toyed with by the "higher ups" for too long. Even while on vacation, the original GM thinks he has pull to put the FSW Title on the line in somewhat of a meaningless match on their biggest show. That's why Perfect Man took the initiative to...grab some friends and drag Dougie here and force him to defend his title here in FSW like he supposed to.
Suddenly, Fergus and William Tharpe came out with Anubis not far behind.
Fergus: Excuse me lad. I mean, Mr. General Manager. I believe that you are forgetting that I am competing in a spot you thought you won. And this is why that I will be THE one to be the FSW Title Champion and savior.
Perfect Man: As painful as that may be to Perfect Man, you may be right. You could be champion. At least when Subculture comes back.
Tharpe: Subculture will NOT come back! Fergus here, took care of the garbage. Your friend dared to rain on our parade? Well he faced the consequences and he has been exterminated.
Fergus: And when I do become champion, I know that you are going to be the first guy to try and take it from me. So I...
Perfect Man: So Perfect Man says you still have to win the title first. Perfect Man will also have to get the champion here too. Perfect Man is also confident Subbie will return and HE will be champion.
Tharpe: You dare interrupt your future champion?? I'll...
Fergus: No. He may be right. But I'm more sure that I'll become champion and I will put FSW on notice. General Manager, if your friends don't bring the champion in time...Tag Title shot or not, I'll be coming for your head. Remember that. 
The first match is a 6 man tag match in looks to be a preview of a later match of Giff Hoyt and Oog. Mr. Plain, Surgeon, and Captain Leandro faces Sergei Rushkin, Nate Nemesis, and Jun Toyota. The Captain took care of Sergei and Toyota with a dive to the outside. Mr. Plain gave a body slam to Nemesis followed by a Doctor Bomb from Surgeon to win. After the match, Plain, Surgeon, and the Captain quickly left the ring and ran to the back.
Picky Minch faces one of his bigger challenges in Hangman. Hangman uses his power over the smaller Picky. Hangman grasps Picky with a double choke lift. Picky headbutted Hangman followed by a front suplex. Picky locked on his Minch Clinch to secure another win.
Jay: Give it up Dougie!
Junior: Nowhere to run, you're outnumbered.
Dougie: Where is Ness?
Junior: Doesn't matter.
Jay: Now, just calmly come back with us. You have a title to defend tonight.
Dougie: I have to defend this at Victory Explosion.
Junior: Too bad! GM's orders. You signed the papers. YOU are defending it tonight.
Captain: Argh, just follow us before I throw ye off the plank.
Dougie: Fine fine! I'm coming. Geez!!
Giff Hoyt and Oog square off in this epic encounter. Giff used his smarts while Oog, well, also used his smarts, but with added rage. Oog hammers on Giff and continues to hammer him down. Giff ducks a Double Club attempt and went in for a Battering Ram. Oog quickly recovered and went for another Double Club but Giff blocks it this time with his head. This sent Oog on his knees and Giff hits the Shining Head to win.
Jay Chung, Junior, MB Callahan, & Monoxide takes on the Ensiders in Ninten, Poo, Randy no Kachi, and Captain Strong. The former Foursiders were on a mission and tore through their former leader in Poo and his Ensiders. Jay, Callahan, and Monoxide respective sent Randy, Ninten, and Captain Strong to the outside as their focuses shifted on Poo. Whirley Bird from Callahan to Poo followed by a Carbon Monoxide Press from Monoxide. Jay hits the Super Jay Press and Junior finished off with the PK to score the win.
Trevor: Yo! GM! Check this out! I found it at that Pac Man guy's bag.
Perfect Man: And what in the world are your doing smuggling in someone's bag?
Trevor: Shenanigans....
Perfect Man: Fair enough.
Trevor: But seriously, look at this...
Perfect Man: Hmmm...HA! So he can't physically compete? This won't sit well with your newly-psychotic friend.
Trevor: Tack is gonna be pissed!
Perfect Man: Says here that he is contracted to the Namco Association and they are forbidding him to do any physical activity outside of their company.
Trevor: So...
Perfect Man: Those Double Trouble Titles are as good as ours.
Door slams
??: Ugh, Sorry I'm late.
Trevor: Holy...
Perfect Man: YES! Business is about to pick up.
Rude defends his Rising Title against Black Cena. Black Cena looks for retribution on Rude after putting his 'bro' Katsuflex out indefinitely. Black Cena mount a flurry on Rude but Rude's power dominated throughout. Rude relied too much on his power and tried to end it with the Bad Etiquette. Black Cena elbowed his way out and dropkicks Rude. Black Cena hits a low blow, without the referee looking, and followed up flipping neckbreaker. Black Cena hits the Blackitude Adjustment and somehow Rude broke out of the pin. Black Cena goes for it again but Rude gave a hard lariat to bring Black Cena's momentum down. Rude hits the Bad Etiquette and it looks to be over but Black Cena surprisingly kicked out. Rude picks Black Cena up and attempts a spinebuster but Black Cena rolled over with a sunset flip. Black Cena recovers up and drops Rude with the Wild and Young. Black Cena makes the pin and won the Rising Title becoming one of the first FSW original since Olly Oliver to win a singles title. 
Trevor Mach and Perfect Man looks confident going into this Double Trouble title match against the Tack Pac Attack.
Trevor: Wait for it...
Tack: You ready?
Pac Man: Umm...wait.
Perfect Man: Here it comes!
Pac Man: I totally forgot about this.
Tack: About what.
Trevor: Yes! Yes!!
Pac Man: I have overlooked my contract with Namco Association. I clearly forgot the part about me not being able to compete on a physical level. So yea, you have to do this by yourself.
Tack: What?
Pac Man: Sorry man. Nothing personal. I honestly did not know.
Tack: WHAT??
Perfect Man: Here it is!
Tack: YOU!! YOU LYING LEMON!!
Tack grabs Pac Man and threw him on the corner. Tack sandwiched Pac Man and the corner with a flurry of kicks. Tack kept stomping and kicking until Pac Man faded away with a Byu-wyu-wyu-wyu-wok-wok. 
Tack, enraged, is all by himself defending the Double Trouble Titles against the Tools. Tack went and chased Trevor all over the arena. Every time leading to an ambush attack by Perfect Man. Perfect Man would do all of the offense as Trevor just backed away scared of Tack. Basically, its turned into a one-on-one match for the tag titles. Every time Tack gets the match his way, Perfect Man would tag Trevor back in only for the cat-and-mouse game to resume leading to Perfect Man to attack again. Great teamwork actually. The latest attempt failed as Tack attacked Perfect Man and tossed him back to the ring. Tack went for the Angel Driver but Perfect Man reverses and hits the Perfect Cannon. Perfect Man took advantage and hits the Perfect Driver and score the pin to win the Double Trouble Titles with Trevor.
After the match, as the Tools were celebrating, Tack remained in the corner fallen asleep. Out of nowhere, Professor Ahmad appeared on the entrance way. Suddenly, all members of the Equation came out from all corners and surrounds the ring. Ahmad instructs his group and began an all out assault on the General Manager and his douche of a tag team champion partner. The new Double Trouble champions are left laying as the Equation left the ring. 
Oog: Ugh.
Sergei: Are you ok?
Oog: Ok? Do I look ok?
Nemesis: BOSS AIN'T HAPPY!
Oog: For someone who has hardly any brain, you sure are right when you're right. Now leave me alone!
Toyota: ....
Oog: First, they revealed who I really was putting an end to my mind games and now this. What now?
??: I can help ya there.
Oog: Who are you?
??: A friend.
Oog: What do you want?
??: I like to join your little alliance. I have some business here and I need you to do it. And, all the other groups are filled anyway. With me around, I can guarantee you will be taken seriously.
Oog: And if I don't agree?
??: You'll be sitting there and continue to wonder why you keep losing and you won't ever be taken seriously again ever!
Oog: You have something going here. I accept.
??: Good.
Dynamic Dougie is forced to the ring by the FSW locker room to defend his FSW Title. The FSW locker room filled the stage watching closely to this match. Dougie and Fergus is set with no signs of Subculture. The match began anyway. Fergus dominated Dougie and had it entirely won until Subculture made his way down. Fergus, with a shocked look on his face, tries to take the first shot in but Subculture hits a front dropkick. Subculture was relentless, pounding away at Fergus. Fergus weasels away and Dougie attacks Subculture. Big mistake from the champion as Subculture went on the attack on him as well. Subculture's adrenaline rush was put to a stop after a blindsided Ginger Boot from Fergus. Fergus attacks Subculture with a Ginger Curse and tossed Subculture out of the ring. Dougie tries to put out Fergus but to no avail as Fergus lariats Dougie down. Definitely not a good night for Dougie, but out of nowhere with a Dynamic DDT on Fergus, sending Fergus out. Subculture came back in and straight up knocked out Dougie with a jumping piledriver. Subculture stood there and just shrugged off looking to finish as the crowd roars. Subculture hits Dougie with the Counterculture and about to make the pin but Fergus tosses Subculture out of the ring. Fergus's group held Subculture back as Fergus took the pin and became the new FSW Champion.
The half of the FSW locker room looked on and applauds while the other side just shakes their heads while still applauding. FSW Champion, Fergus, continues to celebrate with William Tharpe, Anubis and the rest of his group as the show closes.
FSW 30: Judgment 3
Fourside Expo Center
1. Mr. Plain, Surgeon, & Captain Leandro def. Sergei Rushkin, Nate Nemesis, & Jun Toyota (7:32) when Surgeon used the Doctor Bomb on Nemesis.
2. Picky Minch def. Hangman (8:43) with the Minch Clinch
3. Giff Hoyt def. Oog (10:44) with the Shining Head.
4. Jay Chung, Junior, MB Callahan, & Monoxide def. Ninten, Poo, Captain Strong, & Randy no Kachi (13:58) when Junior used the PK on Poo.
5. FSW Rising Title: Black Cena def. Rude (14:29) with the Wild & Young.
6. FSW Double Trouble Titles: Trevor Mach & Perfect Man def. Tack Angel & Pac Man (11:32) when Perfect Man used the Perfect Driver on Tack.
7. FSW Title: Fergus O'Flannery def. Dynamic Dougie & Subculture (19:34) by pinning Dougie.
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THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
The final show before Victory Explosion 5 is set! X-perience will see the last clashes before the big pay per view. Camilo Ortega, the always smiling rookie has made a name for himself by taking the mask of Shadow. He and Hashim will now have the task of taking on Shadow's proteges Given and Taken in the opener. Two 3-Way matches will take place between the teams that will be the Ladder Match for the EBW Tag Team Championship. Can one team win both matches and gain the momentum? The final singles match between Ensiders and Scorre will feature the youngest member of Scorre and the oldest member of Ensiders, when Lucas takes on Strong. Can the timid protege of Ness step up against a seasoned pro? A potential breakout match will take place next, as Trevor Mach wrestles what could be considered his final match on X-perience when he takes on Troy. Can Mr. Machismo overcome the powerhouse? The main event will see several feuds collide in 6-Man format. Tack Angel will lead Ness and Simon Stuart against Global World Champion Swift, Lukie, and Ninten. Which side will gain the upper hand? We'll also hear from several wrestlers that will be taking part in the action this weekend. Who will take a chance at glory? Will the Poochyfud empire finally fall? Can EBW rise to new heights? Find out more on The Final Stage, The Final Countdown.
EBW: X-perience on
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Victory Explosion Countdown Final Stage: The Final Countdown!
1. Tag: Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega vs. Given/Taken
2. 3-Way: Sal Paradise vs. Anwin vs. Biggs
3. 3-Way: Jamie OD vs. w00t vs. Wedge
4. Singles: Lucas vs. Captain Strong
5. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Troy
6. 6-Man: Tack Angel/Ness/Simon Stuart vs. Swift/Ninten/Lukie
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Hotlanta: I'm saying I want the masks back!
Rufus Poochyfud: And I'm saying no! Haha! The CXJ Champion and YOUR BOSS has spoken!
Hotlanta: Well you got everything you wanted. Why not just pull the trigger and end it now?
Rufus Poochyfud: Too easy! I want to watch you squirm! That's why I'm changing a match at Victory Explosion 5. The CXJ Division at his point....is all but dead. What is left are your jobs. So we'll have a match....with you, Generator, Shadow, and Bolshoi taking on Hashim, Camilo, Billy Tharpe, and Uchubaco. If you lose....you lose your jobs.
Hotlanta: I don't think Oni and Uchu would agree to take part in this? What if they screw you over?
Rufus Poochyfud: I doubt they will....cause if they fail to win...they are fired. Either way I get to fire people, but what I want more then anything is to fire you....personally...on the biggest show in EBW history. HAHAHAHAHA! Now get out! I need to gloat.
Hotlanta: I'm going to disappoint you Poochyfud. You just made the biggest mistake....you didn't finish us off when you had the chance.
Rufus Poochyfud: Whatever! Hahaha! I love my job!
Lady M's: I hope you love it as much as you can right now, cause in a few days it will all be over.
Rufus Poochyfud: Funny, it sounds like you're not pulling for me.
Lady M's: What gave it away?
Rufus Poochyfud: Bad business choice Tali. See, after the VE5....I'm your boss for keeps. So how about we change our business relationship and.....maybe talk about a "raise"?
Lady M's: .....Rufus...if it comes out of your pants....you go out of this window.
Rufus Poochyfud: Fair enough! We'll have all the time in the world to break you down when I win at Victory Explosion 5....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nerma: Nerma here in the back, and it's BLOODY FREAKING ANARCHY! Ensiders and Scorre are going all out in this parking lot brawl! It's dangerous back here right now, and I don't know ho- what is this rope?
Tack Angel: Huzzah!
Nerma: Tack?! What are you doing here?
Tack Angel: Just heard there was a fight! Sign me up! I see a lot of lemons!
Nerma: You mean the Ensiders?
Tack Angel: LEMONS! BOOMBOX GUY HIT IT!
This was it. The Final Countdown. The last stop of the road to Victory Explosion 5. Months of build and anticipation, and just one show left to go. The fans were hot for this show, as they knew they would see these guys give everything they had in a final showing to gain the upper hand before the big show of the year. The night's show would be a combination of recap videos to remind the fans how we got here, and top notch matches. The videos covered the title situation, with Lukie worming his way into the match, and Tack Angel's evolution into the troll hunter. The ongoing conflict between Mach and Poochyfud, and the war between Ensiders and Scorre. Last, but not least was the issue between Rufus and the CXJ Division, which would lead us into the first match.
-The opening bout saw Camilo Ortega and Hashim Al-Singh team up to take on Given and Taken. Camilo made a name for himself by taking Shadow's mask, and now Given and Taken wanted it back. This was a hot and heated back and forth contest. Greed were happy to cheat, but Given was able to take all the punishment and keep on coming. Eventually Camilo pulled out what looked like Shadow's mask. He tossed to Taken before kicking him in the gut and hitting the 25:17 while Hashim had Given trapped in the Camel Clutch. Camilo put his feet on the ropes to steal the pin and the win.. After the match the CXJ Division came out looking for a fight, but security tried to hold them back, as Camilo and Hashim celebrated in the ring.
-Next came the first of two 3-way bouts. Sal Paradise taking on Anwin, and EBW Tag Champ Biggs. The Red Shirt is still very inexperienced compared to Sal, so he stood back and let he and Anwin put on a grappling encounter. When Sal hit his Control Nekbreaker, Biggs jumped in and big booted Sal in the back of the head. Anwin capitalized by rolling up Biggs and narrowly getting the pin. Biggs was livid as he searched for Anwin, but the white noise ninja was already out of the ring celebrating the win.
-The next match featured w00t, Jamie OD, and EBW Tag Champ Wedge. Another hard hitting affair with the Red Shirt hanging back and trying to steal it. This backfired yet again, and w00t surprised the Red Shirt with a WKO, but before he could get the pin Jamie hit his Penalty Kick and pinned Wedge for the win. Things are looking to good for the Red Shirts at VE5.
Nerma: I'm here with Global World Champion Swift. At VE5, you will have to put your belt on the line against your biggest foe Tack Angel, and the sneaky Lukie. In recent weeks, we've seen a new and more confident Tack Angel. How does his change affect your strategy going into this fight?
Swift: No change! I just bring the hurt and the violence. I'll tear them both apart and let the EMTs sort through the body parts.
Nerma: But what about-
Swift: INTERVIEW OVER! Where the hell is my Faygo!?
Lukie: Right over here Swift.
Swift: You must have a death wish...touching my Faygo.
Lukie: Just wanted to let you know one thing about the match at VE5. I'll team with you tonight, but when we get there....I won't hesitate for second to take that title from you....not one...second. You better have eyes in the back of your head.
Swift: Grrrr.... >
More recap videos were being shown until they were suddenly cut off by the fall out of the parking lot brawl.
Dynamic Dougie: CHEESE IT! IT'S THE FUZZ!
Captain Strong: Uh....Yeah....get them! All of the them...I totally wasn't involved in this.
Franky: Yeah....I'm with Strong.
Ness: Dammit Ninten, why did you do that to Lucas?
Ninten: He had it coming...I hear the kid always wanted to see the back of an ambulance.
Ness: HE'S JUST A KID!
Ninten: This is on you Ness. You let a "kid" get in harms way by thinking he was on our level. You know he's not! You and I are on a whole other level....he's a cheap pretender to the legacy.
Ness: We'll see about that Ninten. This ends at VE5, and you can count on Lucas being there....we'll all be there....as soon as someone bails us out.
The arrest of Scorre and Ensiders meant that the next few matches were thrown into jeopardy. The next match between Lucas and Strong had to be cancelled, meaning the next time these teams face off....it will be in War Games. The following match was set to be Trevor Mach versus Troy, but before the match could start....
Rufus Poochyfud: Trevor Mach.....your last match on X-perience...you really think I would miss this? Look....I even brought Tali!
Lady M's: ...Trevor...
Rufus Poochyfud: You have any last words before Troy finishes you off before VE5? Any last words before your career is finally DEAD?!
Trevor Mach: Heh....you really think you have me don't you Rufus? I know a few people who thought the same thing. Pirkle, Giygas, and your own daddy! They all thought they had beaten Trevor Mach, and a few times they might have been close. But....at the end I put my gear back on, and I kicked their asses! I marched into this ring with Pride, cause I knew that they could not beat me and neither can you! You can bend me, but you'll never break me Rufus, and that is what pisses you off the most. I survived them, and I will survive YOU! You know that it's all going to be over at Victory Explosion 5. I leave EBW....ON MY OWN TERMS....and I take you with me. The Poochyfud era ends....with you....and me! BOOSH!
Rufus Poochyfud: .....Go get him Troy.
-The match started with a trade of strikes. Trevor jumped up to headbutt Troy and he was forced against the ropes, but bounced back and and took Trevor to the mat with a big boot. Trevor got back up and they both ended up back in the center of the ring and shared another staredown. As Trevor and Troy stared each other down, the fans cheered, the cheers for Trevor grew louder and louder. He played up to the crowd and spit at Troy, which really pissed him off. They rushed each other fast and attacked with hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. Troy tried a straight punch to the face, but Trevor grabbed his hands and hit a high knee. Troy was dazed enough for Trevor to drop him to the mat with a Trevorplex! and tried to get a quick pin. Troy escaped the early pin attempt. The Alpha Beta stepped it up. After being caught off guard early the dominant bastard returned and he tossed Trevor into the corner and ground his elbow into his face hard. He tried to hit a big elbow, but Trevor pushed him away to the ropes and as he bounced back Trevor shot in and took him down. He rolled up Troy for another early pin, but Troy kicked out once again with little trouble. Trevor backed away to hit the Shining Black, but Troy evaded the attack and as he was coming by, jumped to his feet, and floored him with a lariat of sorts followed by a pin attempt. 1-2-Kickout! Suddenly, Rufus returned to the stage to quickly announce that since the main event was compromised thanks to the arrests of Ensiders and Scorre, that the match would continue as a 6-Man Tag. Swift and Lukie rushed down to the ring, but they were soon followed by Simon Stuart and Tack Angel. The arrival of these two got the attention of everyone. Tack came out with a Ladder and climbed up to the VE5 logo to point at it as hard as he could. Troy was distracted long enough for Trevor to clock him in the back of the head with a Macha Ye. Simon ran down to attack the downed Alpha Beta while Trevor and Lukie kicked off the name tag match in the ring. This was a long and crazy back and forth match. Tack was acting wacky and begging to be tagged in anytime Swift and Lukie were in the match. Ry-Q actually tried to get Troy's attention so Stuart could attack, showing that Ry-Q could still be quite shady. Neither team was going down, and the fans were loving this clash of the titans. Late in the match, as Tack was chasing around Lukie, and Troy was chasing around Simon, Lukie was lining up Trevor for the 3 Point Tackle. As he closed in Trevor quickly sprang up and hit his Macha Ye to get the pin and the win. Trevor Mach's final X-perience match in EBW was a solid, if crazy victory. The show ended with the rivals facing off, and all looking at the Victory Explosion 5 logo...
Rufus Poochyfud: Tick tock...tick tock...tick tock...tick.......Time's Up....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center
Victory Explosion Countdown Final Stage: The Final Countdown!
1. Tag: Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega beat Given/Taken (6:52) when Camilo hit the "25:17" on Taken.
2. 3-Way: Anwin beat Sal Paradise and Biggs (12:45) with a Roll up Pin on Biggs.
3. 3-Way: Jamie OD beat w00t and Wedge (9:53) with a Penalty Kick on Wedge.
4. 6-Man: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Simon Stuart beat Swift/Troy/Lukie (20:05) when Trevor hit the Macha Ye on Lukie.
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Last Stop!
The EBW wrestlers were seen today at EBW Tower. They stood around for a photo op session before loading on buses heading for Saturn City. The destination is the Saturn Dome and Victory Explosion 5. The wait is over...
Victory Explosion 5
Saturn Dome
Pay Per View
1. 8-Man Tag (Fate of CXJ on the Line): Hotlanta/Bolshoi/Shadow/Generator vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega/Uchubaco/Billy Tharpe
2. Tag Team Championship Ladder Match: Biggs(c)/Wedge(c) vs. w00t/Anwin vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
3. Double Crown Championship 3-Way: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo vs. Maurice Special Referee: Little Mac
4. War Games(For Tri-Force Titles): Ninten(c)/Poo(c)/Captain Strong(c)/Randy no Kachi vs. Ness/Dynamic Dougie/Moz/Lucas
5. Handicap: Troy vs. Ryan IQ/Simon Stuart
6. Singles "All or Nothing!": Rufus Poochyfud vs. Trevor Mach
7. Global World Championship 3-Way: Swift(c) vs. Lukie vs. Tack Angel
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Nerma: Nerma here, and the day has finally arrived! We are just minutes....SECONDS...from the biggest show of the year, and we're here to talk about it with the boss Rufus Poochyfud. Rufus, are you-
Rufus Poochyfud: Hold it right there Nerma. I'm tired of hearing your voice. The people want to hear me. Ya know....I might just fire you after tonight's show.
Nerma: What?!
Hater: NYAH!
Rufus Poochyfud: Yes....I think I will. See, I'm going to beat Trevor Mach tonight and Lady M's here will be in my employ for keeps. I need to give her something to do....so I'll give her your job. HAHA!
Lady M's: You might want to wait and see what happens "Boss".
Rufus Poochyfud: I don't have to Tali, cause I know something that maybe you don't. I am strong and your boyfriend is weak. I'm rich, popular, and powerful....he's a nothing outcast. I am simply better....and tonight I will put him to an end, and I will finally cement the fact that a Poochyfud will always be in charge of EBW. Nothing will stop me. So...without further ado....let the games....begin.
The time has come! Victory Explosion 5, the biggest Pay Per View of the year hit the Saturn Dome with a vengeance! The fans were packed inside the arena, as well as outside around the outdoor stage, for a huge night of fun, action, excitement, and high stakes! In fact, the stakes have never been higher, with the very fate and future of the company hanging on the outcome of one match...the final match in the EBW career of Trevor Mach. Will he take the boss with him? This will all be capped off by a huge main event. Swift, the self proclaimed King of the EBW jungle will put the belt of belts on the line against former champion Tack Angel and Lukie. If everything changes tonight, who will lead a new EBW? No time to ask questions, because the time is NOW! Victory Explosion 5!
A fireworks presentation kicked off the show followed by the reveal of the Victory Explosion 5 set. We cut to backstage as several wrestlers were seen preparing for their matches, including....
Tack Angel: Huzzah! It's lemon crushing time!
Tracy: Tack, I know you can do it, but are you sure you're alright? You've been acting....."funny".
Tack Angel: Never better Tracy. I know you're worried, but I'm just tired of being timid...I used to think that I had a reason to cower...a reason to feel like I didn't deserve to be champion. All of that has changed. I'm not going to cower anymore! I like me! I hate lemons! I see two obstacles in front of me. Swift?! Lukie?! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn the house down....and become the new Global World Champion. HUZZAH! 
Swift: ....dead meat.....dead....meat....DEAD MEAT! You're gonna step into my jungle and take my title?! I DON'T THINK SO!
-The show would kick off with a high stakes match, as the fate of the CXJ wrestlers was on the line. Hotlanta, Generator, Shadow, and Bolshoi battled Hashim Al-Singh, Camilo Ortega, Billy Tharpe, and Uchubaco. Billy and Uchu wanted no part of the match, but they were reminded by Camilo that their jobs were on the line. Camilo also brandished the mask of Shadow, and act that got the grizzled veteran upset as he ran down to the ring. The CXJ'ers weren't alone however, as wrestlers of CXJ past crowded the stage to cheer on the last hope for the legacy. This was a match of varying styles, with the CXJ team presenting the agile high flying while their opponents were more power and technical based. The action was crazy during the early stages of the match with wrestlers running in and out of the ring. Generator looked good in the opening minutes, hitting some nice springboards on Camilo. Shadow tried to do some high-flying of his own, but got caught and dumped to the mat by Camilo. The brash youngster put on Shadow's mask, but got ate a Shadow Driver for his actions. Later, Hotlanta hit a headstand into a springboard moonsault onto Uchubaco, but Hashim broke up the sure pin. After a series of moves from everyone, Billy "The Oni" Tharpe ran in and knocked his opponents down. He stood face to face with Bolshoi and threatened to attack, but he ended up tagging in Hashim. The big man was pissed that Oni did not get involved, and that opened Hashim up to get attacked and dropped with a ring shattered Bolshoi Bomb. Everyone collided in the middle of the ring as Bolshoi pinned Hashim for the 1-2-3! Team CXJ won the match and saved their jobs! They celebrated with the CXJ wrestlers of the past and even Billy and Uchubaco. When asked if they were worried about losing their jobs, neither man actually thought that Rufus would be around to carry out the order after night's end. A big win for CXJ, but without the title, this may be the last stand of the division as a whole. What will the future hold?
-We then cut to the outside set for the second match of the evening. The EBW Tag Titles would be on the line, and three teams would fight for them as they dangled above the ring. The Red Shirts battled Lovekick and w00t/Anwin in a classic ladder match. The action was all over the place, as all the teams tried to get to the belts at the start. Red Shirts were nearly tall enough to just grab the belts, but so their smaller opponents tried to keep them grounded. The ladder came into play early as well as table and chairs, which were legal in this sense. The biggest fear of the white noise ninja came to pass, as the other wrestlers proceeded to toss chair after chair onto the rookie. Later in the match Biggs and w00t were fighting on the ring apron while trying to climb up one of the posts. The big man hammered w00t with elbows, but the former champ clocked out the ginger with a WKO that went straight through a table. Jamie OD used the ladder in a spinning motion to clear Wedge away before setting it down and lifting Sal up to grab the titles. Lovekick Connection claimed the titles once again to the approval of the crowd. w00t and Anwin shook hands with them after the match, while Wedge helped Biggs find his missing teeth.
-The next match would feature another cliff note in an epic rivalry. Kinniku Mike, the Double Crown Champion would be facing Amigo and Maurice. The SURGE Generation would battle once again with everything on the line, and the Green Legend Little Mac serving as Guest Referee. Amigo had to be quite elusive in the early goings, as Mike came out full of energy and looked to end it early. Mike forced Amigo into a corner and bashed away at his chest with front and back hands and chops. Amigo pushed him away and let loose some chops and kicks of his own, but Mike tackled him back into the corner. Maurice jumped in with kidney punches to Mike before locking him up in a clinch and kneeing him down to the mat. Mike fought through and swooped around for a sleeper, but Maurice got his hand on the rope. Mike let up, but quickly stomped the hell out of the Maurice. Eventually, Amigo worked his way back in and let a stray elbow fly that happened to connect and forced Mike to stumble backwards. He ran back into Amigo just as he was charging him and the two collided in a huge headbutt that knocked them both down. The impact forced Amigo to his knees, but Mike was still standing. Mike nodded in approval to his friend before stomping him down and going for the pin. 1-2- KICKOUT! Mike was stunned yet impressed that Amigo was able to take the blow get back up so he winded up for another one only for Maurice to swoop in and clock Mike with a KO Punch. Maurice rolled him up, but only managed a 2 count. This knock down drag out brawl continued for several more minutes with more blood loss and nearfalls. Amigo's amaresu skill wasn't doing the trick and Mike assumed control late in the match. Maurice had been playing it straight so far, but with Little Mac in his corner the constant threat of dirty tricks came into play. Late in the match, Little Mac gave the go ahead for Maurice to use a pair of brass knuckles. Maurice looked to his opponents and threw them down, preferring to fight on his own terms. Mac said he would not count the pins for any of them, but suddenly Mike tackled into Maurice who tackled into Mac and sent him flying out of the ring. As another ref ran down Mike hit his Blue Ocean Bomb on Maurice. It looked like the champ might defend until Amigo swooped in and actually floored Mike with a German Suplex. Maurice tried to get up, but Amigo locked him into a Rolling Olympic Hell until he had no choice, but to submit. Amigo was the winner and the new Double Crown Champion! Kinniku Mike personally offered Amigo the belt and raised his hand. Afterward, both Mike and Amigo helped Maurice to the back, as way of saying thanks for fighting fairly.
-The next match was just one of the huge matches the fans had been highly anticipating at Victory Explosion 5. Scorre picked a fight with the new super group on the block Ensiders, amidst a growing sibling rivalry and now they were going to settle things in WarGames! The rules were simple, two wrestlers would start in the caged double ring. They would go 5 minutes until the next entrant would come in. Once everyone is inside the cage the match can only be won by pinfall, submission, or team surrender. Ness and Poo started things off with a brawl. They used the cage to their full advantage while they still had all the open space. 5 Minutes would pass by quickly for Ness, who had taken Poo to the mat with a spinebuster, only to be floored by the entering Captain Strong. Dynamic Dougie came out 5 minutes later to even the odds, but Ness was hurting by this point. Dougie hammered Poo with elbows until Strong grabbed him by the throat and tossed him into the cage. Ness whipped Poo into the ropes and then clotheslined him over and into the other ring. The action continued like that until Ninten entered the frey. He tried to keep back, but had no trouble shouting orders. Eventually, Ness had enough. He kicked Poo into the corner and turned around Ninten to hit the Thunder Brainbuster, but Ninten was able to push him into a clothesline from Poo. Moz entered the frey and actually dropped Poo and Ninten with unorthodox kicks. Lucas and Randy no Kachi entered last and officially kicked off the 2nd stage of the match. With the cage doors shut it was utter chaos. These heated teams threw everything at each other. It looked bleak, as Ninten hammered down on Lucas and clawed at his mouth to try and separate his chin from the rest of him. Lucas held strong until Ness swooped in to hit his Thunder Brainbuster. He hammered away at Ninten bloodied him until the Ensiders leader had no choice, but to surrender. Scorre won the match and claimed the Tri-Force Championships in the process. Scorre lost many battles in this long rivalry, but it looks like they won the war.
-Match #5 on the Victory Explosion super card was one of the most peculiar ones. Ryan IQ and Simon Stuart, a business man and rookie would have to team up to take on their mutual enemy. The vicious alpha beta Troy. Troy came charging down and chasing them around the ring. Ryan took off running, but stopped when he realized that Stuart was sticking around to fight. This was supposed to be a handicap match, but it was mostly singles as Troy and Simon traded blows. Simon Stuart did well in the opening minutes for a rookie, using his basic technical skills to ground the big striker, but when Troy hit he hit hard. It wasn't long before he was dominating. Ryan IQ finally mustered up the courage to ask to be tagged in, but Troy kept Stuart back to toy with Ry-Q. Troy also swooped in to attack Ry Ry when he could (Don't call me that Trevor.) forcing the non wrestler to back away. He panicked as Stuart tried to fight a losing battle, but he knew that Troy was just too experienced at the present. So Ryan finally said to hell with it and reverted to heel mode, grabbing a chair and returning to the ring to bash Troy repeatedly. Troy won by DQ, as an excited Ry-Q reveled in his heelishness. He then realized that hitting Troy would only further to piss him off.
Ryan IQ: Stuart, time to teach you a valuable lesson. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
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We were now at the beginning of the Main Event Double Feature. Two matches that would shape the future of EBW is big ways. One way or the other this would be the end...of an era.
-Trevor Mach appeared as himself, no costume, no gimmicks, just Trevor Mach. The crowd cheered loudly as they knew this would be the final match in the EBW career of Trevor Mach. It would end here and now, but would he be able to take out the boss in the process? Rufus was all smiles as he came out with Lady M's and Red Shirt Security. He grinned from ear to ear as he practiced his karate moves heading down to the ring. Rufus was not going to worm his way out of this one. He seriously believed that he could beat Trevor Mach and he had the skills to prove it, so this would be a different match then many were expecting. A long stare down occurred in the ring as they two went nose to nose. Neither was intimidated and neither was backing down. The bell sounded and the battle to the end commenced. Rufus actually kicked it off with hard strikes that busted Trevor open from the get go. Mach was surprised, and fired back with some stuff punches of his own. He put the owner in the clinch and kneed him several times. Rufus backed away and landed a high kick to the ear that may have ruptured an ear drum as blood poured out and Trevor acted like his equilibrium was off. With Trevor hurt, Rufus was actually able to get in some offense, landed punches and kicks. Nothing fancy, just enough to try and embarrass Mach. He played to the crowd and told them all to say goodbye to Trevor, but as he turned around Trevor shot in and landed hits with a ground and pound. Trevor turned to his side and went for an armbar, but Red Shirt Biggs helped Rufus get his other arm to the ropes. Trevor was hurting, but back on his feet. There was nothing very fancy about this match, as these were just two men who wanted nothing more then to hurt each other. Months and months of waiting lead to some brutal exchanges. Rufus obstructed the view of the ref long enough to try and gouge out Trevor's eye, while Mach retaliated with dirty tricks of his own and kicked Rufus right in the groin. Both men fell to their knees and exchanged bloody slaps. They both then tried to choke each other, but the ref broke it up. As the match progressed the Red Shirts tried to get more and more involved, but Lady M's would quickly chase them off. As the minutes went on both men were exhausted. Trevor was stumbling around, holding his ear, and clearing the blood from his eyes. Rufus was backed into a corner breathing heavily as the victory he wanted was not coming as easily as he had hoped. Both men had one more staredown before charging head first. Rufus intended to end it with one more punch, but Trevor summoned the last of his strength to land a perfect placed Macha Ye that shattered Rufus's front teeth, and possibly gave him a broken nose. Rufus was down for the count. Trevor looked around with blood and tears in his eyes as he knew this was the end. He rolled up Rufus and the crowd chanted along for the 1-2-3!!!! Trevor Mach had achieved his final goal as an EBW wrestler and ended the era of Poochyfud once and for all. Lady M's rushed into the ring and the two shared a kiss as Rufus stumbled to his feet. In a rare break of character, Rufus began to tear up and beg for Trevor to ignore the stipulation. Trevor looked to Tali who then turned to Rufus and hit a Macha Ye of her own, sending Rufus flying out of the ring. The crowd erupted in cheers as Hotlanta and Bolshoi ran down the ramp to pick up Rufus and drag him kicking and screaming out of the arena. The fans would have chanted na na na na hey hey hey, but that's stupid and overdone, so they just waved by and laughed at the deposed owner of EBW. After the match a tired and weary Trevor Mach asked for a mic.
Trevor Mach: I want....I want to thank you....for everything. Thank you for the last 5 years of my life....they were the very best. I didn't just do it for shenanigans....it wasn't always just about how much fun and chaos I could get into. It was also about all of you. It was about Tali, the absolute love of my life. It was about the sport I love....I LOVE WRESTLING! I want you to know that no matter what happens next.....from start to finish I WAS ALWAYS AT A CLIMAX! ORE SANJOU! BOOSH! GOODNIGHT!
And just like that...the EBW career of Trevor Mach....had come to an end.
Tack Angel: Hey!
Trevor Mach: Sup Tack?
Tack Angel: I hear you kicked ass out there?
Trevor Mach: Heh, you knew I would.
Tack Angel: Congratulations. What are you going to do now?
Trevor Mach: Not sure yet, but I know that it whatever it is.....it's going to fun.
Tack Angel: It'll all work out....I'm sure of it.
Trevor Mach: Hey....no time to rest just yet Tack. 
*High Five*
Trevor Mach: It's your game now buddy. Ball is in your court. Go kick some ass.
Tack Angel: Count on it.
It was now time for the main event, and possibly one of the biggest main events in EBW history. A new era would begin in EBW, but who would lead this new era? Would Swift maintain his dominance over the EBW "jungle"? Would Lukie sneak his way into his first Global World Champion? Would the Pushpin Seraphim reclaim the glory of the past? As the entrances were made it was obvious that the fans loved Tack, but they loathed Lukie. Then...came the entrance of the champion.
-The Global World Champion came out to a thunderous metal song, as a throne lowered from the ceiling, as the champion could be seen wielding a broadsword and wearing a skull mask. The champ pointed his sword at his opponents before slowly standing up and heading towards the ring. The time had come for the three to battle it out, and in the end....there could be only one left standing...one Global World Champion. Three of the biggest and best EBW has ever seen, battling for its biggest prize. This was a knock down, drag out war! Tack was the fan favorite, and his legions of fans that have supported him from the beginning urged him to prevail, even with the odds stacked against him. The champ was brutal as always, pouncing Tack and Lukie early on. Tack busted out the flowchart on Swift and viciously kicked him down to size to get in his face. He wasn't afraid to stand up to the man he's basically feuded with his entire career. Lukie in turn swooped in and face planted Tack to the mat, unimpressed with Tack's show of confidence. The exchanges between Swift and Lukie were especially brutal. Tack used one such opportunity to land a rider kick to Swift's back which in turn sent him into Lukie who fell out of the ring. Lukie crawled around the ring while Tack and Swift traded those hard kicks. Tack got the advantage and attempted an STO, but Swift escaped, forced Tack into the ropes and POUNCED him! 1-2-KICKOUT! A pin attempt from Swift almost sealed the deal, but Tack wasn't ready to give up. He attempted another pounce, but Lukie intervened and hit a 3-Point Tackle that sent Swift out of the ring. Lukie picked up Tack to deliver another finisher, but Tack grabbed Troy by the throat, and forced his head to collide with Tack's knee. The last ditch move allowed Tack to surprise Lukie with an Angel Driver. With the champ down and Lukie down Tack wiped the blood from his face and looked around as the fans cheered for him. He picked up Lukie once more, spit blood in his face, and hit the Angel Driver once again. He could have pinned him right there and won the match, but he wanted Swift. The two shared and staredown and went back and forth with the kicks. They were staggering and both men looked ready to give up. Swift got the advantage and whipped Tack into the ropes. He was ready to hit his POUNCE, but Tack hit a superkick, which popped Swift back up and had him staggering. Tack called on the support of the fans and kicked Swift in the gut before hitting the Standing Shirinai Kai. The fans were wild as Tack got back up wanting more. He let Swift stand back up before kicking in the gut one more time to hit the Angel Driver and went for the pin. 1-2-3! TACK ANGEL HAD DONE IT! The Pushpin Seraphim was now the 3-Time Global World Champion! The whole Saturn Dome burst into cheers. The consummate protagonist was on top of the world once again!
The fireworks kicked in, and the set even turned blue as Tack's friends and family rushed to the ring to celebrate with him. Tears swelled in his eyes as the belt was wrapped around his waist once again. Tack Angel had become the first ever 3-Time Champion in the process, breaking a record in the process of reclaiming the championship. Lukie had to be scraped off the ground as a frustrated and angered Swift slowly walked to the back. In a night of many changes, many surprises, and many victories, the night in the end would belong to Tack Angel, the NEW Global World Champion!
Lady M's: So here you are.
Trevor Mach: Heh, I knew you'd find me.
Lady M's: Everyone else is celebrating at the after part. Want to go?
Trevor Mach: No...how about we just stay here....watch the stars.
Lady M's: We're in the middle of the city. You can't see any stars.
Trevor Mach: I see one....right there.
Lady M's: Oh yeah. Better make a wish.
Trevor Mach: I did.
Lady M's: What is it?
Trevor Mach: If I tell you...it wouldn't come true....actually no....I'll make it come true....no matter what.
Lady M's: So....you beat the boss. Feel satisfied?
Trevor Mach: Very! HA!
Lady M's: HA! I knew you would do it. Especially if I was on the line.
Trevor Mach: I would do anything for you Tali.
Lady M's: Heh.....so....what happens next?
Trevor Mach: I don't know, but I do know that whatever we do, and wherever we go I want to stay with you always.
Lady M's: Trevor?
Trevor Mach: Tali.....Will You Marry Me?
Victory Explosion 5
Saturn Dome
Pay Per View
1. 8-Man Tag (Fate of CXJ on the Line): Hotlanta/Bolshoi/Shadow/Generator beat Hashim Al-Singh/Camilo Ortega/Uchubaco/Billy Tharpe (10:50) when Bolshoi hit the Bolshoi Bomb on Hashim Al-Singh.
2. Tag Team Championship Ladder Match: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Biggs(c)/Wedge(c) and w00t/Anwin (16:09) when Sal Paradise grabbed the belts to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
3. Double Crown Championship 3-Way: Amigo beat Kinniku Mike(c) and Maurice Special Referee: Little Mac (8:56) with a Rolling Olympic Hell Submission on Maurice to become the NEW EBW Double Crown Champion!
4. War Games(For Tri-Force Titles): Ness/Dynamic Dougie/Moz/Lucas beat Ninten(c)/Poo(c)/Captain Strong(c)/Randy no Kachi (30:59) when Ness forced Ninten to Surrender.
5. Handicap: Troy beat Ryan IQ/Simon Stuart (6:29) via DQ.
6. Singles "All or Nothing!": Trevor Mach beat Rufus Poochyfud (12:41) with a Macha Ye.
7. Global World Championship 3-Way: Tack Angel beat Swift(c) and Lukie (28:04) with an Angel Driver on Swift to become the NEW Global World Champion!
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A New Era in EBW Begins! The Machismo Administration!
It's a new day in Earthbound Wrestling! Victory Explosion 5 saw the beginning of many changes, with a new World Champion and the EBW Owner deposed. The latter action immediately threw the promotion into chaos, so the share holders decided that the time of chaotic reigns by new owners would come to an end. No longer would a new face step in with illusions of tearing their own promotion apart. No longer would the owner attempt to profit off the suffering and misery of the wrestlers. The people would decide. The wrestlers would decide. The polls were opened to allow everyone to vote for a new EBW President. A man elected by the people, to speak for the people, and represent what they wanted for EBW. The top three seemed to be the EBW OG Ness and a man with a keen eye for business, Ryan IQ, but also a man that just ended his EBW wrestling career Trevor Mach. Despite a tight race it became apparent that the people wanted Machismo, and Mr. Machismo Trevor Mach would become EBW's first President. A career truly coming full circle. This also lead to a shocking turn, as Trevor Mach selected Ryan IQ to be his Vice President! An Inauguration Ceremony was held for EBW President Trevor Mach and his soon to be wife Lady M's. That is where the new President made his first comments in office.
Trevor Mach: What the hell were you people thinking!? You know what I do right?! Shenanigans! 24/7! I mean...I've blown up this building before, and now you're giving me the keys?! I just can't believe-
Lady M's: *cough cough*
Trevor Mach: Oh....I mean...where is my speech? I would like to thank you for selecting me for this job. EBW has always been marred with poor leadership, I hope to change things. I promise you that I will do anything I can to fulfill your expectations. I live for EBW, and I plan on continuing its success for as long as I am in office. I-I won't let you down...I hope. I would also like to thank my new Vice President Ryan IQ, for agreeing to take part in this. I know that together....we'll make EBW the best it can be.
Ryan IQ: *whispering* I really hope you know what you're doing.
Trevor Mach: *whispering* We'll find out won't we.
Judging by a new EBW logo it appears that a new era is already beginning. It will be interesting to see where we go from here. Good luck President Mach!
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REBIRTH! Dawn of the ∞ Division! Return of the 8-Sided Ring!
New EBW President Mach has wasted no time in getting to work. Trevor has made a vow to undo the damage caused by both Poochyfud's and his first act was to bring back EBW's signature 8-Sided Ring. This ring was used during the highpoint of the MMA movement and the CXJ Division, so the change may help reinvigorate those styles. An exciting turn of events. Speaking of the the CXJ Division, the EBW President declared it to be gone. The damage done by Rufus was just too much, but from the ashes of the once proud division will come a rebirth! A phoenix rising from those said ashes....the Infinity Division!
President Trevor Mach: This Division, it's going to go beyond what the CXJ Division was. It's not about weight limits, it's not about no limits, it's about anything and everything. The highest fliers and the craziest daredevils. They will all vie for this title, a title that will be treated with prestige and respect....oh and it's red...you don't mind that it's red do you Hot?
Hotlanta: Uh...no...Mr. President....it's fine thank you.
President Trevor Mach: I like red....I really do.
Hotlanta: Yes....I know sir.
President Trevor Mach: I know that these guys still view you as a leader of sorts, so I'll hand the belt to you. I'm going to give you the support you guys need, and I'll be sure to bring some top talent your way. You guys do you best for me alright?
Hotlanta: You got it. You give us the time to do our thing and we won't let you down.
It's being rumored that once the division is settled in then a big match may be booked to determine the first EBW Infinity Champion. Only time will tell. The Presidency of Trevor Mach is off and running...
Tack Angel: Hi, I'm Tack Angel! You might know me as the 3-Time Global World Champion, but I'm also a troll hunter and a lemon farmer! When I'm not busy fighting for GREAT JUSTICE, I'm riding in time trains.....but I'm also shilling products like this one! "Tack Angel r Awesome and So Can YOU!". It's a 3-Disc Set only on BLU-RAY! Forget that DVD nonsense as BLU is the only way to go! This set will teach you all about being awesome! Learning to stand up for yourself! Plucking the lemons, and using them to burn a house down(not literally lemons not included). It's got action! Excitement! Romance! It's so freaking awesome even I don't know what is in it, but I was told to tell you all about it! As an undead friend of mine would say "DAT'S CRAAAZY!". What's also crazy is the price, as you can get this awesome deal for only $39,999,95. So come on down and get your copy today! Tell em Tack Angel sent ya and you'll get your very own Tack Angel doll! A real pushpin seraphim for your children, or crazy fans that dress up like blue tigers! IT'S CRAZY....JUST LIKE ME! HAHA!
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Ryan IQ Makes Announcements! Siblings Collide! 
EBW Vice President Ryan IQ was on hand today to unveil the new logo for X-cite today, as well as make a few other announcements. The plan is to return to a Ranking System for the titles except for the Tri-Force Championship. That title will be defended whenever a group of three challenges the champions. All other titles will return to rankings, with singles match now mattering more if you want to move up the ranks. As Ryan was giving this announcement Ness and Ninten ran into the scene and continued what looked to be a lengthy brawl between the two.
Ninten: THIS ISN'T OVER YET NESS! Ensiders might be done, but I'm still going to take you out! You and your stupid baseball cap....you're a grown man for crying out loud! Still dressing like you're 13!
Ness: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! You and your stupid ascot! Are you trying to be Fred from Scooby Doo?!
Ninten: You son of a-!
Ryan IQ: People! People! It's your day off! Go home! Geez, I thought this was going to be easier then this.
The Gang plays D&D! A Special Request is Made!
President Trevor Mach decided to take a day to reflect on the rapid changes in his life and in EBW. To do this he got the gang together for a session of D&D! While there, the soon to be married Mach made a special request.
Onisuiken: Hey guys! Start without me! I'm just looking for the juice!
Swift: Juice? What is juice?! Get some Orange Drink....or some Faygo dammit!
Tack Angel: You seem on edge Swift. What's "bovering" you?
Swift: You know damn well what the problem is Tack!
President Trevor Mach: Guys! Come on now! We've been secretly having these D&D sessions for months and you two have been able to get along. What's different now?
Swift: I NEVER BROUGHT THE BELT TO THE GAME MACH!
Tack Angel: What? So I forgot I was wearing it! Look, I made the logo blue!
Swift: Grrrr....
President Trevor Mach: Easy now Swift Let's just get to the game, I'm not going to have a lot of time to play pretty soon. This might be the last session for a while.
Swift: What the hell you gotta do that's so important?
President Trevor Mach: Uh....be the President.
Swift: Oh....right... >
President Trevor Mach: Getting married really soon too! Remember?
Swift: What? She said yes? What the hell was she thinking?
President Trevor Mach: Ha! I don't know either. Oh, that reminds me! Tack, I have an important thing I need you to do.
Tack Angel: Uh oh, you've only been President for a week....not going to throw your power around already are ya?
President Trevor Mach: What?! No! I'm going to need a Best Man for my wedding! Do you want the job?
Tack Angel: What?! Best Man? Of course! Thanks for asking me!
President Trevor Mach: Thanks for accepting buddy!
Swift: What the F*CK! Not gonna ask me? What about Oni?!
President Trevor Mach: Well Swift....you want to be an usher?
Swift: Hell no! I don't even want to be Best Man.....just want to be asked.
President Trevor Mach: Well how can I make it up to you?
Swift: Title Shot. >
President Trevor Mach: Swift...uh...we're kind of starting from scratch here. How about I do this. How about I book a Battle Royale Main Event for X-cite. If you win you get the first shot at Tack. Cool?
Swift: .....Cool....Now let's play the damn game.
President Trevor Mach: Alright, you and Tack run into a dungeon. You are approached by a Minotaur. He asks you if-
Swift: I turn around and smash my mace into Tack's face!
Tack Angel: WHAT THE HELL SWIFT!
Swift: >
President Trevor Mach: Uh....you just killed your team mate Swift. You kind of need him.
Swift: Fine, I use a Phoenix Down.
Tack Angel: Wrong game a*shole!
Swift: GAH! You're getting me all confused with these red guys hovering around!
President Trevor Mach: I got this. BIGGS! WEDGE! Take a hike! Let's play!
X-cite Card Announced!
The first card of the Machismo Administration has been confirmed! A new EBW and a new X-cite will debut with 5 big matches. The new Infinity Division will kick things off with a Ranking Battle Royale. This will determine who will be taking part in an upcoming decision match for the new Infinity Championship. Notable additions to this new division include Randy no Kachi, Anwin, and one of the CXJ killers Camilo Ortega. New Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection will have a non title bout with Simon Stuart and Uchubaco. Will the young upstarts have what it takes to overthrow the best tag team in EBW? New Double Crown Champion Amigo is wasting no time, and has already accepted a challenge from Maurice with the belt on the line. Will Amigo reign be a short lived one? Scorre may be over, but Dynamic Dougie, Moz, and Lucas are still the Tri-Force Champions. Their first opponents will be Greed. These two teams will be the first to try out the 2/3 Rules, so it'll be interesting which singles matches come from this encounter. The main event will be a huge Ranking Battle Royale, with the best of the best doing battle to see who will be the first to step up to Global World Champion Tack Angel. All of this and more, for what is sure to be one of the biggest X-cites of the year. The Machismo Era begins on X-cite!
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. ∞ Division Ranking Battle Royale: Hotlanta vs. Bolshoi vs. Generator vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Anwin vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Shadow
2. Non-Title Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Simon Stuart/Uchubaco
3. Double Crown Championship: Amigo(c) vs. Maurice
4. Tri-Force Championship: Dynamic Dougie(c)/Moz(c)/Lucas(c) vs. Little Mac/Lukie/Hashim Al-Singh
5. Global World Ranking Battle Royale: Swift vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Troy vs. Ness vs. Ninten vs. Akinan[3'dPW] vs. Lukie vs. Onisuiken vs. w00t
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Biggs: The Eagle has landed. I repeat, the Eagle had landed.
Wedge: Affirmative.
President Trevor Mach: Guys, do we really have to go with the "Eagle" nickname? Can't we go with something cooler like "wombat"?
Biggs: But.....it's Eagle sir.
President Trevor Mach: *sigh* Vice President Ry Ry, I always wanted Red Shirts of my own, but this is getting a bit ridiculous don't you think?
Vice President Ryan IQ: Don't call me that Mr. President. We have to keep tight security all things considered. The EBW Presidency is being taken very seriously by everyone, including those who might not like this new era of EBW. I'm not going to name names though *cough* SSS *cough*
President Trevor Mach: Cover your mouth Ry Ry, or we're all going to catch it! So yeah....why are we in this booth again?
Vice President Ryan IQ: We're here to watch the show. You know....observe the beginning of the new era in EBW.....YOUR era!
President Trevor Mach: I get all that, I just.....never actually sat down to watch EBW.....I was always participating. Guess it really is time to grow up eh?
President Trevor Mach: It's a new era, and it's time to shake things up! Alright EBW, show me what you've got! PRESIDENTIAL BOOSH!
The new era is here! The Machismo Era! EBW is a whole new playing field now, as President Machismo has reaffirmed that EBW has always, and will always be about top notch wrestling action! This ain't some gimmicky marketing ploy! The Machismo Era promises a whole new EBW complete with....
A brand new set! The new set is much more basic, with two large screens behind one smaller screen, leading of course to the returning 8-Sided Ring! A ring that saw some of the best EBW wrestling in an era that saw MMA and CXJ really rise up to shift the direction of the in ring product. Perhaps a new revolution would begin tonight, as the brand new Infinity Division would kick off the show with a high octane, over the top rope battle royale!
-The Infinity Division, the best of the CXJ and a whole new breed igniting what would become the new hot division for EBW's best and brightest. This division would be all about excitement, and that's exactly what this match was all about. Seven wrestlers, many former champions duked it out to see who would survive. The match would affect the future rankings of the division. The longer you survived, the higher your rank. The Infinity Division is not about playing it safe though, and everyone showed off some high risk moves. The first elimination was a shocker, as the cheating Camilo Ortega made his first mark in Infinity, by gouging Generator in the eyes and tossing him out. The ace of CXJ couldn't believe it, and tried to get to Camilo, who just laughed as he backed into a waiting Shadow who dropped him with a Neo Shadow Driver. Randy no Kachi's elimination came next, when the White Noise Ninja Anwin, crept up behind him and quickly tossed him out before Randy had any idea he was there. Former CXJ Champion Bolshoi could see Anwin though, and floored him with a Top Rope Crossbody Splash. Shadow and Hotlanta, the two big veterans left took their time picking apart their mutual enemy Camilo. Shadow demanded to get his mask back, but Camilo said no so Shadow promptly showed him out of the ring. Anwin caused another elimination when he swept in and hit a Hurracanrana, sending Shadow out along with Camilo. Anwin and Bolshoi teamed up on Hotlanta, who looked to be in top form. Anwin was taken out first after eating Hotlanta's Heat seeking Missile Dropkick. Hotlanta and Bolshoi then duked it out. Bolshoi got the upper hand and looked to Bolshoi Bomb Hotlanta right out of the ring, but Hot grabbed the ropes and forced Bolshoi out instead. Hotlanta wins the Battle Royale and assures his top spot and a chance at the Infinity Championship!
-The next match was a standard tag between Tag Team Champions Lovekick and the rookie pairing of Simon Stuart and Uchubaco. Simon had gotten some big time exposure at VE5, but he still had a lot to learn, as Lovekick put the rookies through the wringer and captured a win, when Sal hit the Control Nekbreaker on Uchubaco.
-The third match would be the first title match of this new Administration. Amigo had claimed victory at VE5, beating Mike and Maurice to become the Double Crown Champion, but he was not going to rest on those laurels. Maurice issued a challenge and Amigo accepted. Two old rivals would battle again with the belt on the line. It was striking versus amaresu, as the SURGE Generation locked up. Little Mac was no where to be seen, and the hard hitting Maurice was fighting the fair fight, nearly scoring a pinfall on a couple of occasions from hard KO Punches. Maurice also showed some growth in the way he blocked many of Amigo's shoots and ground tactics. Five minutes in, and it looked like Amigo might get the win after hitting two Germans. He was looking for a third, but Maurice grabbed the ropes and elbowed his way out. He floored Amigo with a clothesline and hitting a running punch when Amigo tried to get up. 1-2-KICKOUT! Amigo still had fight in him, and he refused to give up his newly won title. Late in the match Little Mac finally came down to ring side. He got Maurice's attention and made it look like he was going to hand Maurice some brass knuckles, but instead the Green Legend shockingly clocked Maurice with them. Amigo did not see this and caught the stumbling Maurice with a German Suplex Pin to capture the victory. After the match Amigo saw the replay and apologized to Maurice as he helped him up. Little Mac stormed to the back.
The next segment would be a new one on X-cite. It would be called "Xciter Spotlight", and it would showcase an EBW wrestler each week. This week just happened to be Little Mac's time...
Nerma: Nerma here for Xciter Spotlight with-
Little Mac: THEY KNOW WHO I AM! YOU KNOW WHO I AM! If you don't....come to my hotel room tonight sweet cheeks....I'll formally introduce myself and make a woman out of ya.
Nerma: Oh my!
Little Mac: Maurice, you made the biggest mistake that any wrestler could make....you crossed Little Mac. I've been in this business since you were in diapers. I know more about wrestling then this entire roster! You listen to what I say and I can take you straight to the top....you didn't do that. You blew your chance at the Double Crown, and you blew your chance with Greed. We don't need you, we don't want you, and for now on you better have eyes in the back of your head kid, cause we're gunning for ya!
-The next match would be the first singles match in a Tri-Force Championship Series between champions Dynamic Dougie, Lucas, and Moz and Little Mac, Lukie, and Hashim Al-Singh of Greed. The new Greed leader was keeping himself very busy this evening, but he opted out of starting for his team and picked Hashim in his place. The champions picked Lucas to lead off. This was a David and Goliath match, with Lucas having to avoid the offense of the much bigger Hashim. Several minutes in and Hashim had Lucas on the ropes. He went for a big boot, but Lucas ducked it and quickly rolled up Hashim for the 1-2-3! A surprise flash pin and Lucas scored the first point.
-Match #2 of the series saw Dynamic Dougie take on Lukie. This was a more even match up, but Lukie was always pulling from his bag of tricks and taking pointers from Little Mac. In the end Mac got involved and tripped up Dougie as he ran the ropes. Dougie turned to Mac, which gave Lukie his opening to hit the 3 Point Tackle. He rolled up Dougie and put his feet on the ropes to steal this match. This would mean a tiebreaker round.
-The finals match in the series was a big first time ever encounter, as Moz took on the Green Legend himself Little Mac. It was striking versus unorthodox style, as the younger Moz kept the veteran on his toes. Mac started out strong with jabs, but Moz quickly sped things up and ducked and dodged most of what Mac threw. He started busting out the dirty tricks and asking for the help of Lukie and Hashim, but Lucas and Dougie kept them at bay. Late in the match, Mac had knocked down Moz. He went to the corner to grab his knuckles, but suddenly a livid Maurice ran down to grab them. Mac backed off into Moz, who hit a reverse DDT. He then went to the top rope and hit his Moz Splash before rolling up Mac for the 1-2-3! A huge win for Moz and a successful title defense for the Tri-Force Champions! After the match Maurice chased off Mac followed by Lukie and Hashim.
Tack Angel: Heya Boss!
President Trevor Mach: Tack, you suave crazy son of a bitch! You want a doughnut?
Tack Angel: Nah, I just had fruit roll up on the way up here, I'm not really hungry. So what did you want to see me for?
President Trevor Mach: Well, I just wanted to see how things were going for the arrangements for the...."party". You are going to be my best man after all.
Tack Angel: Oh don't worry Trev, it's going to be incredible! You will never guess what I have planned.
President Trevor Mach: Good, as long as it's not a non-stop marathon of Kamen Rider Decade it should be good.
Tack Angel: DAMMIT! I mean....yeah....it was totally not that. Listen though, you sure you want me as the best man? I mean....I haven't even gotten you a wedding gift yet.
President Trevor Mach: I know a good gift....and that's not getting pissed when I tell you that you will defend your title on X-perience.
Tack Angel: What?! Already? I don't mind, and I'll take on anyone, but why so sudden?
President Trevor Mach: I decided that I wanted to give Tali the best wedding ever, so we're going to get married live on X-perience! Since that might take up some wrestling time, I'm going to make it up to the fans by giving them some incredible matches. All in all it's going to be a huge night. Wedding, Wrestling, Shenanigans.....I can really get used to this job!
Tack Angel: Well it will be my honor to be your best man, and it's also going to be an honor to defend this title live before the ceremony.
President Trevor Mach: Excellent....now go plan a better bachelor party.....not watching Kamen Rider Double dammit!
Tack Angel: *sigh* Alright. 
-The main event would see another Battle Royale, but this time it would be to determine the rankings of the Global World Championship. The best of the best met in the ring to brawl and decide who would take on Tack on what looked to be a huge X-perience with the live Marriage of Trevor Mach and Lady M's. All the participants were looking to take each other out, and there would be no teaming up except at the beginning, when the outsider Akinan from 3'dPW was quickly shown the exit from the ring. From there it was no holds barred and pure chaos. The big story in the opening minutes was the collision between Swift and Troy. These two powerhouses caught sight of each other from across the ring and butted heads like raging bulls. The other wrestlers cleared a path and they tried to destroy each other. In a real shocker, Swift tried to hit his Pounce, but met Troy's boot instead and flipped over the top rope! The former Global World Champion eliminated very early. He was none to happy about this, and when Kinniku Mike tackled Troy later on, Swift pulled down the top rope and Troy was taken out early as well. The two continued to brawl outside of the ring. Back in the ring, former Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike scored another elimination when w00t failed an attempt at a WKO and was tossed out of the ring. This is when Lukie entered the fray. He was always scheduled to be in the match, but took his time getting to the ring and spent most of that time hiding in a corner and plotting. Mike and Oni were trading shots, when Lukie swooped in and tossed the ReGenesis Cup winner out of the ring. Mike chased him, but Lukie ran out of the ring from the bottom rope and climbed under the ring. The warring brother Ness and Ninten continued their war in the ring, with Ninten getting eliminated after Ness hit his PK Thunder Brainbuster and tossed him out of the ring. Mike soon scooped up Ness too, and the brothers fought outside the ring again. It seemed to Kinniku Mike like he had won, but Lukie suddenly swooped back into the ring and drop kicked Mike right out of it. Lukie had stolen another victory that night, and assured that on the same show with the biggest wedding in EBW history, we would see the one on one title match between Tack Angel and Alpha Beta Lukie.
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center
1. ∞ Division Ranking Battle Royale: Winner: Hotlanta (18:39).
Order of Elimination: 1. Generator 2. Randy no Kachi 3. Camilo Ortega 4. Shadow 5. Anwin 6. Bolshoi
2. Non-Title Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Simon Stuart/Uchubaco (6:50) when Sal Paradise hit the Control Nekbreaker on Uchubaco.
3. Double Crown Championship: Amigo(c) beat Maurice (8:45) with a German Suplex Pin.
4. Tri-Force Championship: Dynamic Dougie(c)/Moz(c)/Lucas(c) beat Little Mac/Lukie/Hashim Al-Singh (2-1)
-Lucas beat Hashim Al-Singh (4:26) with a Roll Up Pin.
-Lukie beat Dynamic Dougie (8:40) with a 3 Point Tackle.
-Moz beat Little Mac (7:12) with a Moz Splash.
5. Global World Ranking Battle Royale: Winner: Lukie (20:15).
Order of Elimination: 1. Akinan 2. Swift 3. Troy 4. w00t 5. Onisuiken 6. Ninten 7. Ness 8. Kinniku Mike
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EBW Rankings!
The rankings have returned, and the results of X-cite have directly affected this first reveal. Lukie has topped the charts, and will get a one-on-one title match with Tack Angel on X-perience. The rankings see Kinniku Mike getting closer to the title then he's been in a while and Ness and Ninten are not too far behind. In a shocker, both Swift and Troy find themselves pretty low in the standings. In the Infinity Division, Hotlanta is on top, with Bolshoi following close behind.
Global World Champion: Tack Angel
1. Lukie
2. Kinniku Mike
3. Ness
4. Ninten
5. Onisuiken
6. w00t
7. Troy
8. Swift
9. Akinan
Infinity Division Champion:
1. Hotlanta
2. Bolshoi
3. Anwin
4. Shadow
5. Camilo Ortega
6. Randy no Kachi
7, Generator
Tag Team Champions: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
X-perience: The Wedding of Lady M's and Trevor Mach
You are cordially invited to attend the biggest wedding in EBW history! X-perience will be the stage for the wedding of Lady M's and the EBW President Trevor Mach. That's not all we'll see though, as the show will also see a Global World Championship match between champion Tack Angel and #1 Contender Lukie. The show will also see a Tag Team Ranking Battle Royale, a tag match with TUE 5 Coaches taking on Little Mac and Hashim of Greed, Troy and Swift both engaging in mystery singles matches, and an Infinity 4-Way match. It's going to be a big show, probably one of the biggest, and the Machismo Era continues to have shock, surprise, and entertain. The first couple EBW, Trevor and Lady M's.....the wedding fans have all be waiting for. You don't want to miss it!
EBW: X-perience "The Wedding of Lady M's and Trevor Mach" on
Fourside Expo Center
1. Tag Team Ranking Battle Royale: Akinan[3'dPW]/Perfect Man[FSW] vs. w00t/Onisuiken vs. Simon Stuart/Uchubaco vs. Given/Taken
2. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh
3. Singles: Troy vs. ?
4. Singles: Swift vs. ?
5. Infinity 4-Way: Shadow vs. Bolshoi vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Camilo Ortega
6. Global World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Lukie
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The Bachelor Party!
In just a few days, the EBW President Trevor Mach will finally wed his longtime sweetheart Lady M's. Always, thought of as the first couple of EBW, this will cement that fact and their love for each other. Of course before any wedding is of course....the bachelor party. With Best Man Tack Angel running the show it was sure to be.....odd....very odd.
Kinniku Mike: WOOOOO! PARTY!!! Yeah! Bachelor Party on a train? Hey, as long as there are girls taking their clothes off for the Sex Machine.....I don't see a problem in it.
Amigo: Actually, I don't think that Tack planned for any girls.
Kinniku Mike: WHAT?! I was tricked! Flimflammed! Bamboozled! I could be rubbing lotion of Sonoko's ass at this very moment.....with-
Amigo: Your face....yes....I know.
Sal Paradise: Now wait Mike, I think this fine fine lady behind the counter might be a stripper in disguise!
Naomi: Eh?
Jamie OD: Actually....I'm pretty sure she just makes the coffee.
Sal Paradise: I'm not so sure Jamie....observe.
Jamie OD: Oh this oughta be good.
Sal Paradise: Hey Naomi, how about Sal takes you to Paradise eh? Why don't I show you who really controls the neko if you get my dr-AAAHHHH!!! SHE THREW COFFEE IN MY FACE!!!
Jamie OD: WHOA!
Naomi: BAKA! 
Trevor Mach: Tack, this is an incredible party! You invited all of my friends.....good thinking. Good thing you didn't invite the Red Shirts though....I needed a break.
Biggs: We're here sir.
Wedge: Look under the table.
Trevor Mach: GAH! GET OUT OF HERE!
Tack Angel: Well, I know it's not quite hookers and blow, but I thought it would do.
Trevor Mach: I don't need those things. Tali is the only woman for me, and her love is the only drug I need!
Tack Angel: That was sweet....gotta check my blood sugar...thing it gave me diabeetus.
Trevor Mach: Good place to have the party too on the Den-Liner!
Tack Angel: Of course! This train does everything except make coffee of course HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trevor Mach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tack Angel: Heh.....yeah.....that's Naomi's job.
Trevor Mach: Yeah I know.....ruined the joke.
Tack Angel: Oh.
Trevor Mach: So great party, but the only problem is the blue banner.....should of been red! BLUE SUCKS!
Trevor Mach: Hey, I'll let it slide....this time. All things considered it's a great party. I mean look, you got me a hoverboard from 2015....and a piece of the Aggro Crag from 1994! How the hell you do that?!
Tack Angel: Hello? Time Train! Don't worry though, cause that's just he icing on the cake. What I have planned next.....may just blow your mind!
Trevor Mach: Uh oh....not a stripper right?
Tack Angel: Better....so....much....BETTER! 
Marc Summers: ON YOUR MARK! GET SET! GOOOO!
Harvey the Announcer: And here we go these teams are both playing for charity in this special edition of DOUBLE DARE! The goal is to get as many gak filled balloons into the buckets on the heads as possible before the time runs out! Tack Angel is getting plenty in there, but Amigo is close behind. Mike is stopping to hit on a lady in the audience, that's going to cost them! Amigo is face palming as the time runs out! Meaning that Tack and Trevor win!
Marc Summers: Now that is how you start an episode of Double Dare! I'm Marc Summers, and today we have two tag teams that know the ins and outs of the ring, but today they will be in my obstacle course, getting all kinds of gross to win some awesome prizes! Let's start with the red team over here! Mike and Amigo, you are calling yourselves the ...."Lady Killers"?
Amigo: That was Mike's idea.
Kinniku Mike: HAHA! Yeah....yeah it was.
Marc Summers: What do you guys do in your spare time?
Amigo: I wrestle.
Marc Summers: That it? Alright then....how about you Mike?
Kinniku Mike: Marc, the things I do I couldn't possibly tell you on a kids show. I'm talking some really sick, sexy, twisted, sh-
Marc Summers: Alright, moving on to the blue team over here! Tack and Trevor, you are going by the name" The Blue Bombers"?
Trevor Mach: NOT MY IDEA!
Marc Summers: What's bothering you Trevor?
Trevor Mach: I dunno! What's "bovering" you MARC?!
Tack Angel: Trevor, I thought you loved this show?
Trevor Mach: THE BLUE TEAM TACK! YOU PUT ME ON MY FAVORITE GAME SHOW ON THE BLUE TEAM!?!
Tack Angel: Uh....oops?
Marc Summers: Oh before I forget it seems that Trevor Mach over here is getting married very soon! Let's give me a round of applause. Trevor, allow me to congratulate you the only way I know how......SLIME HIM!!!!
Tack Angel: Heh heh....fun right?
Trevor Mach: .......
Tack Angel: I...uh...don't get to be your best man anymore do I?
Trevor Mach: No...you do...but...you know what you have to do now...don't you?
Tack Angel: Oh no.....OH NO!!!
Tess: YEAH! Shake it Tack!
Tracy: Mother! He could be your Son in Law someday!
Tess: He ain't my Son in Law right now!
Alissa Flash: TAKE IT OFF! Show me something already!
Tack Angel: FIND A HAPPY PLACE! FIND A HAPPY PLAAAACE!!!
Kinniku Mike: Tack, what's the problem buddy? These ladies want to see some Grade A man meat!
Tracy: Tali, why did you let in Mike....and Alissa?
Lady M's: I DON'T KNOW! *facepalm*
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