President Trevor Mach: Dammit! It's Tali's birthday again, and I have no idea what to get here AGAIN! I am really bad at this! The blender is never a good gift, but I always get her one on impulse! Maybe this year I could go for a juicer of some sort or-

?: How about that's a really stupid idea!

President Trevor Mach: Eh? Oh hey Ta...wait....you're not Tali. You look a lot like her though. How are you?

?: I don't imagine that Tali has ever brought me up has she? I'm Tali's mother, you can call me Bloody Rose.

President Trevor Mach: Bloody Rose?! I KNOW YOU! You're the famous Deathmatch Queen! You showed me the meaning of "the good hurt" watching all your old matches! I can't believe that you're Tali's mo....wait...that actually makes plenty of since now that you mention it. THIS IS SO AWESOME! Ya know, I had a meeting like this with Tali's Dad not too long ago and-

Bloody Rose: Believe me, I don't actually care what you talked about with HIM. I'm here to talk to you about something a little more important!

President Trevor Mach: Well I'm all ears for my mother in law!

Bloody Rose: You'll call me Bloody Rose and you'll damn well like it. You call me "mother" in any variation and I'll crack your skull open!

President Trevor Mach: Noted.

Bloody Rose: I was never there much for Tali. I didn't want her to follow in my footsteps.

President Trevor Mach: This is just like the conversation with-

Bloody Rose: .....

President Trevor Mach: Continue!

Bloody Rose: It seems she followed me anyways, and that might be due to the self destructive past of our family. She's holding a dark secret, and it's something she blames herself for even if it was not what she wanted.

President Trevor Mach: What is it?

Bloody Rose: I'm not telling you dumbass! You're the husband, don't you know how these things work?

President Trevor Mach: I guess I'm still learning?

Bloody Rose: Just like Rex.....damn. Anyways, that little bitch Sarah is causing turmoil right now, and you've got to do something about this.

President Trevor Mach: Tali and I have a sort of understanding in this department where we let each other have the space to handle our business.

Bloody Rose: WELL STOP! THAT'S JUST STUPID!

President Trevor Mach: Fair enough.

Bloody Rose: Of course she's going to want to handle it herself. She's an independent girl. She's tough and strong willed. The problem is that she's also stubborn, and if Sarah continues to hold this secret over head she might do anything to keep it that way. That will tear her apart, and it could tear your marriage apart, and as much as I don't like you-

President Trevor Mach: I like you.

Bloody Rose: You gonna let me finish?

President Trevor Mach: Yes, please do.

Bloody Rose: I will not watch my daughter make the same mistakes I have.

President Trevor Mach: It just sucks that her friend Sarah would stab her in the back like this.

Bloody Rose: You really are oblivious aren't you? You think they were just friends?! TURN ON THAT BRAIN AND FIGURE THIS OUT IN YOUR HEAD!

President Trevor Mach: Huh? But....wait....oh.....Oh......OH.....oh.....OH.......I GOT IT!

Bloody Rose: You don't got it do you?

President Trevor Mach: No.

Bloody Rose: *whispers to Trevor*

President Trevor Mach: OH! Well that explains a lot!

Bloody Rose: Like?

President Trevor Mach: Why Sarah wasn't into Dougie. That guy is a chick magnet!

Bloody Rose: *sigh* No, your cousin is an idiot just like you are. I honestly don't see what my daughter sees in you.

President Trevor Mach: HEY! You know, I can take a lot of flack for being an idiot because I am one, but I'll be dammed if you can get in my face after being out of her life as long as you have and judge how I'm doing! I love her! I'm here for her! Where the hell have you been?!.......I'm sorry I don't know where that came from.

Bloody Rose: Alright, I think I see it now. I got to go. Tell Tali I said Happy Birthday for me please. On second thought....don't. Don't tell her we had this conversation....I was never here.

President Trevor Mach: Alright. I understand. Thanks for the visit and-

*Thud*

President Trevor Mach: What the hell was that? It came from the broom closet!



Tack Angel: Zzzzzz-huh? Wha...AH!

President Trevor Mach: AH! TACK!? What the hell are you doing sleeping in the broom closet?

Tack Angel: I LIVE HERE!

Bloody Rose: *groan* I'm outta here.



President Trevor Mach: TALI! Happy Birthday!

Lady M's: Heh, thanks Trevor, but I'm not really in the mood to celebrate or anything. I'm having a bad couple of weeks.

President Trevor Mach: I know that, and I just wanted to say-

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh don't mind me, just going to take a shower. *whistle*

Lady M's: What's he doing here?

President Trevor Mach: Lives here apparently.

Lady M's: Huh, how bout that.

President Trevor Mach: Anyways, I wanted you to know that your present this year is.......my total and complete understanding!

Lady M's: What?

President Trevor Mach: I want to be here for you. I want to do my job not just as a husband, but as someone who loves you more than anything. I want to be the shoulder to cry on and-

Lady M's: I don't cry.

President Trevor Mach: Huh? Well I know that but-

Lady M's: I get what you're saying. Continue.

President Trevor Mach: I want you to know that any dark secrets you can tell me. I'll accept you no matter what.

Lady M's: Heh. Thanks Trevor, but I think it's best that we not get into my issues with Sarah right now. I'm trying to decide what needs to be done myself and-

President Trevor Mach: We're a team....when the time comes....let me decide with you.

Lady M's: ...Alright.

Tack Angel: *whistles* Splish Splash I was takin bath!

Lady M's: *groan* Let's get out of here before I shank him in the shower.

President Trevor Mach: Great idea! The leaving part....not the shanking. It works out perfectly too, cause I have another ACTUAL present for you!

Lady M's: I already own the Daria boxset.

President Trevor Mach: DAMMIT! I mean....I knew that. This is a much.....saucier present! Come on!

Lady M's: Oh boy.



President Trevor Mach: Here it is birthday girl! Why don't you come over here and open it.

Lady M's: Cool cool. Throw it over to me.

President Trevor Mach: Actually.....I can't....you kinda have to....come over here and open it.

Lady M's: Alright then hand it over and-

President Trevor Mach: No no! Open it while I'm holding the box if you could.

Lady M's: Huh? Why would you- Oh.....I got it now. Well Trevor, if you want me to open that present I need you to do something for me.

President Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? What's that?

Lady M's: Tuck and roll.

President Trevor Mach: HUH?!

*SMASH!*



President Trevor Mach: AHHHHH!!!! OOOF!

Lady M's: Well? Did you tuck and roll?

President Trevor Mach: I landed on the box!

Lady M's: Even better!

President Trevor Mach: Ugh.....I....I think I'm just gonna lay here for awhile.

Happy Birthday Tali. My Honey Bunny and my Lady Love. 

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Announcer: EBW Network News, bringing you the upcoming cards you'll want to see. This week, EBW heads into Victory Explosion VI! Watch as the card get finalized, and rivals collide.

Maelstorm: Retaliation
Battle Dome
The EBW Network

1. Women's Hybrid: Val vs. Nanimura
2. Openweight Grand Prix Round 1: Noah Jennings vs. Firebrand X
3. Openweight Grand Prix Round 2: Maurice vs. Hashim Al-Singh
4. Women's Hybrid: Lady M's vs. Heather Mach

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

Stage 5: Patriot Force

1. Tri-Force Championship: Noah Jennings(c)/Pretty Tony(c)/Ra(c) vs. Hotlanta/Generator/Bolshoi
2. Singles: Maurice vs. Hashim Al-Singh
3. Invasion Tag Team: Amigo/Kinniku Mike vs. Ryu[Capcom]/Ken[Capcom]
4. Invasion Sparkle Division Singles: Lady M's vs. ?[Capcom]
5. Invasion Infinity Division Non-Title 3-Way: Randy no Kachi vs. Anwin vs. Camilo Ortega
6. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Zangief
7. Singles: Tack Angel vs. ?[Capcom]

Victory Explosion VI: Ultimate EBW vs. Capcom
Dusty Dunes Desert
Pay Per View

1. The Wrestling Offer Match: Blue Lightning vs. Chu Chu vs. Simon Stuart
2. Singles: Little Mac vs. Maurice
3. EBW Tag Team Championship: Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Balrog[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom]
4. Burly Brawl: Swift vs. Troy[Capcom] vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Zangief[Capcom] vs. Mike Ishijima vs. E. Honda[Capcom]
5. Team Elimination Battle: Team Tack Angel vs. Team Capcom
6. Openweight Grand Prix Final: TBD
7. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy vs. Cammy[Capcom]
8. Infinity Division Championship: Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Shadow
9. Capcom World Championship: Ryu[Capcom](c) vs. ?
10. Chaotic Battle: Jamie OD w/Lady M's vs. Trevor Mach
11. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Akuma[Capcom]

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Maelstrom's second show continued the trend of hard hitting non stop action. No time for talk, and no time for shenanigans. Maelstrom is all about the Hybrid Style of fighting. Tonight's card saw more women jumping into the Maelstrom ring followed by Round 1 and Round 2 bouts in the ongoing Openweight Grand Prix Tournament. A tournament, that will see its conclusion on the big stage at Victory Explosion VI, where all the brands in EBW unite.

-Val started an impressive streak with a second Maelstrom win, this time over Nanimura. Nanimura brought her MU style to the ring, meaning no gloves and no boots. A pure grappling style to counter Val's hard hits. Nani was looking good until the last seconds of round 2 when she fell back after a hard right and was pelted with punches until the referee stopped the match.

-Rookie Firebrand X backed up the claims of his impressive Lucha/MMA style by switching his game up to take on Noah Jennings. The leader of New Money was focused, but he fell to a takedown and promptly submitted to a Heel Hook. Firebrand X finds himself close to a Victory Explosion battle.

-Hashim Al-Singh and Maurice duked it out for three full rounds in a strike fest. Maurice won the first round easily, but Hashim regained momentum in Round 2. Hashim low blowed Maurice with a missed low kick to the thigh. Maurice never quite shook off the pain, and even with the referee warning Hashim managed to win the next two rounds. Hashim Al-Singh is a lock for the Openweight Championship match at Victory Explosion VI.

-The main event saw Lady M's and Heather Mach go at it for three solid rounds. M's and Mach were in a very interesting situation considering that M's is married into the Mach family, however Maelstrom is not the place for family squabbles, and they kept it focused and serious. Late in the match M's cracked Heather with a spinning back fist and landed several elbows on the ground until the referee awarded M's the KO win.

Another solid night of fights. An announcement was made after the show that a Maelstrom offer match would appear on Xperience this week, with Amigo and Firebrand X battling for the final spot for the Openweight Championship.

Maelstorm: Retaliation
Battle Dome
The EBW Network

1. Women's Hybrid: Val beat Nanimura (R2 4:50) via Referee Stoppage -> Punches
2. Openweight Grand Prix Round 1: Firebrand X beat Noah Jennings (R1 2:01) via Submission -> Heel Hook
3. Openweight Grand Prix Round 2: Hashim Al-Singh beat Maurice (R3 5:00) via Split Decision
4. Women's Hybrid: Lady M's beat Heather Mach (R3 3:30) via KO -> Elbows

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Phoenix Wright: Hold it! What is going on here!?

President Trevor Mach: Your "associate" is trying to bring an unknown Capcom fighter into my arena, and we're not going to have that.

Phoenix Wright: My associate? Miles? What are you doing here?

Miles Edgeworth: Replacing you! You couldn't get the job done I hear....too much hesitation.

Phoenix Wright: What? Is this about Dante? I merely objected to-

Miles Edgeworth: You're always objecting Phoenix, that's what they pay you for. Unfortunately you objected to a move that Capcom made, and Capcom doesn't take kindly to that. They don't even like fan feedback unless it's positive, how do you think they took your objection?

Moz: Looks like you're out of the job buddy.

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! I merely stood up for what I believe is real justice!

Miles Edgeworth: Real justice? Do you even know who you work for?! Capcom only cares about the dollar signs! They don't care about you or your so called "justice". If you're not profitable, then you're replaceable.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Save your internal conflicts. We're still not letting your guy in here unless you tell us just who he is.

Tack Angel: Wait...guys...I want you to trust me on this....let him in.

President Trevor Mach: What? Tack, this is the guy you're supposed to be fighting in the main event. Wouldn't you like to get a look at what you're up against?

Tack Angel: I've got this all figured out Trevor. For once, we're the ones that have the edge. Trust me.

President Trevor Mach: Fine, let Capcom in the building.

Miles Edgeworth: Knew you would see it our way. Phoenix, don't even bother trying to talk to the Great Leader. He already gave me your office.

Phoenix Wright: ......



Dynamic Dougie: Dougie here, the NEWEST member of the so called Capcom Sympathizers! See, the other day Ness opened my eyes about what my cousin is really doing around here, and exactly why Capcom does what they do. Plus, I recently played SF X Tekken, and I loved it! How could I not switch sides!

Ness: Haha! That's the spirit Dougie. You always were a good egg. The number grows for those who are willing to back Capcom when they take over the business once and for all. My wife Paula and I are committed to seeing the Mach Administration fall, and when Capcom takes over we'll be put back into our rightful places and the "heroes" of EBW.

Jamie OD: I'm not a sympathizer, I'm more of an equal opportunity anarchist. Chaos here or chaos in Capcom. It doesn't really matter to me. Just as long as Trevor Mach gets hurt in the process. Isn't that right Sarah my dear.

Sarah: That's right. Trevor Mach and EBW in general took Tali away from me! She insisted on coming to that damn try out show and I lost her! I'm taking her back though because she belongs with me! Even if she doesn't realize it yet.

Lady M's: I realize that you're fucking insane Sarah. That's what I realize.

Sarah: Tali! So glad you could make it! Listen, I know that I told you I would keep that secret just as long as you were in Jamie OD's corner at Victory Explosion VI. I hate to tell you that I'm also going to need a little something extra.

Jamie OD: Hey Tali...kiss kiss.

Lady M's: You can forget it!

Sarah: No no no....it's not what you're thinking! Jamie understand that you're mine!

Lady M's: I don't belong to anyone!

Sarah: You belong to me....that is...if you want to keep your deep dark little secrets from coming out.

Lady M's: .....

Sarah: You're in a match tonight against a Capcom fighter. You're going to lose that match. Take the fall and make it easy on yourself. If you don't....the truth....comes....out.

Lady M's: I hate you.

Sarah: Now Tali...is that anyway to talk to *kiss* me?

Lady M's: .....

Sarah: Go be a good girl and lose.

Dynamic Dougie: It's getting hot in here! Wooooooo! Time to watch Capcom kick EBW's ass! It's Xcite!




One week left until the biggest show of the year, and the lid is about to burst open on all the heated animosity between EBW and Capcom. The war is more than just business at this point, it has become personal for many of EBW's biggest stars, and they will only have one chance to strike down the threat of the money loving Capcom, and that's at Victory Explosion VI: Ultimate EBW vs. Capcom.

-The opening match saw New Money tangle with Hotlanta, Generator, and Bolshoi for the Tri-Force Championships. The Infinity Division team was looking to bring the belts to their division, but the greedy and treacherous New Money cheated every step of the way, ending with Noah Jennings hitting the Stock Market Crash on Bolshoi, and holding onto Ra's hand during the pin. A tainted title defense for New Money.

-Maurice and Hashim Al-Singh collided in what could be considered a rematch. Hashim overcame the striking power of Maurice to win during their bout in Maelstrom, and Maurice was looking to get the win back. He pelted Hashim hard with heavy blows, and avoided Little Mac's interference enough to land the KO Punch and roll up Hashim for the win.



-A huge Tag Team Invasion match saw Capcom World Champion Ryu and Ken invade the EBW ring to take on Amigo and Kinniku Mike. This was a high octane encounter, with Amigo and Ryu trying to get the upper hand on each other before their big title bout. Ryu could once again not put away Amigo, but with help from Mike Ishijima, he hit the Shoryuken on Kinniku Mike and got the pin. A hard loss for SURGE Generation, but a good sign for Amigo, as it looks like Ryu will have to be at the top of his game this time around.

-The Sparkle Division entered the war with Capcom next, as Lady M's was set to take on Chun-Li. The kicker with solid deadly legs would be a tough challenge on any day, but M's looked defeated before the bout even started, as Sarah came out to demand she take the fall. President Trevor Mach came out as well to tell her to fight and not give up. Lady M's looked around to the crowd as they chanted for her to attack. She hesitated and nearly threw an elbow a couple times, but ultimately laid on the mat to take the pin. Chun-Li rolled her up for the 1-2-3 to win the match in a most controversial fashion. Sarah smirked at Trevor Mach as Lady M's lay in the ring glaring angrily at the ceiling.



-Infinity Division Champion Randy no Kachi, Tag Team Champion Anwin, and Tag Team Champion Camilo Ortega locked up in a Non-Title 3-Way Infinity Exhibition next. A solid encounter from three Infinity guys that know each other well. Shadow scouted his VE6 opponent as he took advantage of the animosity between the Tag Team Champions. Camilo finally pushed his tag partner into a waiting No Kachi Cutter and pinned him for the win. The Tag Team Champions can not possibly be ready for their encounter with Vega and Balrog, but maybe that's the plan for Camilo Ortega.

-Global World Champion Sal Paradise was up to bat against Capcom next, and his opponent was the towering man of muscle Zangief. This would be a tough encounter for the champ, as Zangief overpowered him time and time again, and very nearly landed his Piledriver on more than one occasion. Sal outsmarted the big man though and got behind him to lock in a choke hold. The hold was locked in tight, and Zangief could not escape Sal's hold. He finally fell to the mat, and Sal played up to the crowd before going in for the Paradise Lock. That's when Akuma rushed the scene and quickly took Sal apart with a series of vicious strikes. A few seconds was all it took and Sal was on the mat. Akuma  glared at the Global World Championship. The referee awarded the match to Sal, but Akuma knocked him to the mat as well before leaving.



Anwin: CAMILO! GET BACK HERE! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!

Camilo Ortega: What is there to talk about? Get out of my face white noise.

Anwin: Look, I know we don't like each other, but you can't be seriously thinking about letting Capcom's Vega and Balrog run over us can you?

Camilo Ortega: I do what I have to. It's none of your business.

Anwin: None of my business?! I'm the other half of the damn team Ortega! I'm not about to let those guys take my title! I don't know about you, but I'm fighting!

Camilo Ortega: ....Good for you.

Anwin: I can't believe that the elitist ass Camilo Ortega would let anyone take his glory. You're pathetic. I know you don't want to retain the belts for the "team". You and I aren't even a team. Do it for yourself man. Grow a pair and stand up to these guys. If you're not going to do that.....don't bother showing up. I'll win the match on my own.

Camilo Ortega: DON'T YOU TALK DOWN TO ME ANWIN! DON'T YOU EVER TALK DOWN TO ME! I'M CAMILO ORTEGA! YOU HEAR ME?! CAMILO ORTEGAAAAAA!!!

-The main event would be a surprise singles encounter between Tack Angel, and a mystery man from Capcom. The fans were shocked to hear a very familiar theme, as the patriotic force for good and justice Guile made his way down to the ring waving the Eagleland flag. Most were curious why they hadn't seen Guile in the initial fight with EBW, hoping that he wouldn't take part, but it appeared that even the patriotic hero had a price. Tack and Guile wasted no time in exchanging heavy strikes and kicks. Guile took control with a Sonic Boom, but Tack reversed the pin attempt and nearly ended it early. Tack responded with a series of Suplexes followed by a TaToBa Kick, but Guile dodged the kick and connected with his own Somersault Kick. Tack and Guile were throwing it all out there. Suddenly, M. Bison, Ness, and Sagat rushed the ring and surrounded Tack. They were going to put down the Pushpin Seraphim before he had a chance to make it to Victory Explosion VI, but something unexpected happened. Guile cleared Ness and Sagat out of the ring with a Sonic Boom, and then hit his Somersault Kick to Bison to send him out. Before Bison and his goons could come back in they were head off by Mega Man and Dan Hibiki. They rushed to the top of the stage to get away, but they were again cut off by two surprises.....named Nights and Sonic the Hedgehog. They all entered the ring with Tack Angel who had a mic in hand.

Tack Angel: I bet you weren't expecting that were you?! Guile and I had words many weeks ago when I thought he was Jean Claude Van Damm. We talked about the injustices of Capcom, and decided that we would lure you out tonight to announce that Guile would be joining Team Tack Angel for Victory Explosion VI. Then, I made some more calls and got some friends to come along with me. I may have called one too many though as I now have a 6-man team. You're used to breaking the rules, so deal with this. I'm making a new rule myself. 5-on-5 becomes 6-on-6. I trust you can find another man for your team....or do you only have three? HAHA!



Tack Angel pulled a fast one on Capcom with the arrival of help from SEGA, and the defection of Guile.



Biggs: Hey! What do you think you're-

President Trevor Mach: Let him in.

Jamie OD: Here, hold my ball.

Biggs: Eh?

President Trevor Mach: What do you want Jamie.

Jamie OD: Just wanted to see you suffer Trevor. I want to see the look on your face when you realize that I took the most important person in the world from you. Keeping secrets....supporting your arch nemesis......what a marriage.

President Trevor Mach: Heh.

Jamie OD: Oi! What's got you so chipper? Finally lost it eh?

President Trevor Mach: No, that's not it at all. You really have no idea about me and Tali. I trust her....plain and simple. You should trust her too. Trust when she tells you that she's going to make you pay for all of this because you're pushing her to the limit. I wouldn't want to be you when you REALLY piss her off.

Jamie OD: We'll see about tha-

President Trevor Mach: I'm not done Booshbag. I'm also happy because Victory Explosion VI is right around the corner and I realized something. I'm actually looking forward to it a lot. You see Jamie....I want to hurt you too. It's not about putting you in your place anymore....it's about hurting you. I'm ALSO going to make you pay for what you've done.....and I'm actually going to enjoy it! He....Hehe...HAHAHAHA! GAGOOSH! HAHAHAH!

Jamie OD ......

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

Stage 5: Patriot Force

1. Tri-Force Championship: Noah Jennings(c)/Pretty Tony(c)/Ra(c) beat Hotlanta/Generator/Bolshoi (8:02) via Noah Stock Market Crash on Bolshoi -> Pin
2. Singles: Maurice beat Hashim Al-Singh (2:30) via KO Punch -> Pin
3. Invasion Tag Team: Ryu[Capcom]/Ken[Capcom] beat Amigo/Kinniku Mike (7:49) via Ryu Shoryuken on Kinniku Mike -> Pin
4. Invasion Sparkle Division Singles: Chun Li[Capcom] beat Lady M's (0:40) via Roll Up -> Pin
5. Invasion Infinity Division Non-Title 3-Way: Randy no Kachi beat Anwin and Camilo Ortega (6:55) via RnK No Kachi Cutter on Anwin -> Pin
6. Singles: Sal Paradise beat Zangief (8:08) via DQ
7. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Guile[Capcom] (5:01) No Contest

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Announcer: The final card before Victory Explosion VI has been booked, and the rest of VE6 is finally fleshed out. The biggest show of the year is just around the corner. DON'T MISS IT!

EBW: Xperience
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

Stage 6: The Final Countdown

1. Infinity Division Battle Royale: Bolshoi vs. Shadow vs. Hotlanta vs. Generator vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Switchback vs. Grind
2. Invasion Non-Title Tag: Camilo Ortega/Anwin vs. Cody Traver[Capcom]/Arthur[Capcom]
3. Singles: Maurice vs. Ra
4. Singles: Little Mac vs. Cherub Kid
5. Sparkle Division Tag: Heather Mach/Nanimura vs. Erica/Val
6. Maelstrom Openweight Grand Prix Round 2: Amigo vs. Firebrand X
7. Queen's Crown Final: Cammy[Capcom] vs. Tracy
8. Invasion Team Battle Royale EBW vs. Capcom: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel/Swift/Kinniku Mike vs. Ryu[Capcom]/Ken[Capcom]/M. Bison[Capcom]/E. Honda[Capcom]



Victory Explosion VI: Ultimate EBW vs. Capcom
Dusty Dunes Desert
Pay Per View

1. The Wrestling Offer Match: Blue Lightning vs. Chu Chu vs. Simon Stuart
2. Singles: Little Mac vs. Maurice
3. EBW Tag Team Championship: Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Balrog[Capcom]/Vega[Capcom]
4. Burly Brawl: Swift vs. Troy[Capcom] vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Zangief[Capcom] vs. Mike Ishijima vs. E. Honda[Capcom]
5. Team Elimination Battle: Tack Angel/Mega Man[Free]/Dan Hibiki[Free]/Guile[Capcom]/Nights[SEGA]/Sonic the Hedgehog[SEGA] vs. M. Bison[Capcom]/Ness/Sagat[Capcom]/Dante[Capcom]/Blanka[Capcom]/Ken[Capcom]
6. Openweight Grand Prix Final: Hashim Al-Singh vs. ?
7. Queen's Crown Championship: ?(c) vs. Chun-Li[Capcom]
8. Infinity Division Championship: Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Shadow
9. Capcom World Championship: Ryu[Capcom](c) vs. Amigo
10. Chaotic Battle: Jamie OD w/Lady M's vs. Trevor Mach
11. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Akuma[Capcom]

 

Nerma: Nerma here! It's a brand new day in EBW! Following the victory at Victory Explosion, EBW is releasing a State of EBW report so you the fans can be filled in on everything. We have new champions and some roster shifts. Amigo has brought the Capcom World Championship to EBW, and Firebrand X is the Maelstrom Openweight Champion. Swift and Onisuiken are being shifted to "The Wrestling" to continue the development of the low budget league. EBW is looking to continue to grow and expand, and President Trevor Mach will speak on this and many other subjects on the next big episode of Xcite.

State of EBW Post Victory Explosion VI

Champion Roll Call

Global World Champion: Sal Paradise
Capcom World Champion: Amigo
Maelstrom Openweight Champion: Firebrand X
Queen's Crown Champion: Tracy
Infinity Division Champion: Randy no Kachi
Eagleland Champion: Noah Jennings
Tag Team Champions: Anwin/Camilo Ortega

Television Shows

EBW: Xcite
EBW: Xperience
EBW: Live
News Center
Rookie Court
Maelstrom Hybrid Fighting
EBW Alpha: The Wrestling
Ask Dr. Amigo
EBW Flashback
Jackie's Bar

Roster

Management

President Trevor Mach
Vice President Ryan IQ
Senior Executive Moz
Talent Relations Manager Amy
Sparkle Executive Tess
Red Shirt Biggs
Red Shirt Wedge
Interviewer Nerma
Interviewer Hater

Heavyweight

Sal Paradise
Tack Angel
Kinniku Mike
Amigo
Maurice
Jamie OD
Cherub Kid
Little Mac
Hashim Al-Singh
Noah Jennings
Ra
Pretty Tony
Mike Ishijima
Ness

Sparkle Division

Tracy
Lady M's
Erica
Kumatora
Nanimura
Paula
Val
Heather Mach

Infinity Division

Randy no Kachi
Hotlanta
Generator
Bolshoi
Grind
Switchback
Firebrand X
Shadow

"The Wrestling"

Coach w00t
Coach Picky Minch
Coach Swift
Chu Chu
Blue Lightning
Simon Stuart
Ultimo Tiger
Fighter Daron
Onisuiken

Pay Per View

January - New Year Rising
February - Collision
March - Victory Explosion
April - Breakthrough
May - Great Eagleland Bash
June - The Heat Wave
July - TBD
August - Zero Hour
October - Hardcore Halloween
November - Rumble City
December - Last Clash

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A camera shows a Martial Arts gym in which we can see Camilo Ortega wearing a white judogi. It looks like he just finished his practice.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Camilo Ortega, one half of the EBW Tag Team Champions. As you may know, aside from being a Professional Wrestler, I am also a Judoka and proud to be one. I've been practicing this beautiful Martial Art since my years in College and University and I'm on my way to get my first dan. Judo has helped me to be a healthy and disciplined athlete and now I would like the opportunity to issue an open challenge. For the next Malestorm show at the Battle Dome, any expert on Judo, Jiu Jitsu, Carioca Jiu Jitsu, Catch or Catch As Catch Can Wrestling that wants to face me in an Old School bout which means the following: no time limit, no TKOs, no judges, the referee will be only present to make sure that no dirty play takes place and the only way to win is by submission, verbal, technical or tap out. I will be waiting.

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Nerma: It's time for another big EBW news update! It's been a hectic couple of months for EBW with Capcom, but now that Victory Explosion VI is over it's time to rebuild. President Trevor Mach has some big announcements to make on the next episode of Xcite that will shape the future of the company. That being said, Xcite is not going to be properly booked until the show actually starts. Keeping most of the matches a secret is a bold new move, and we'll see how it plays out. The main event has already been booked however, and it's a huge tag team match, as Global World Champion Sal Paradise and the World Warrior Capcom World Champion Amigo will team up to take on Noah Jennings and Hashim Al-Singh. All of this and more on the first Xcite of the post Capcom era...

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1. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Amigo vs. Noah Jennings/Hashim Al-Singh

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Sarah: Well well well....come to face the music Tali? You're looking a little drunk. I guess I would be too if I were you. You made the biggest mistake of your life at Victory Explosion VI, and while EBW might have saved itself from Capcom....you doomed yourself to-

Lady M's: Shut the fuck up Sarah. I may be a little inebriated, but that's got nothing to do with nothing. *hick* I'll be dammed if I'm going to let you ruin MY LIFE! *hick* This is how it's going to be Sarah. You're going to go away. You're going to leave EBW. You're going to get out of my life. You're going to keep your dammed mouth shut about everything. If you don't....I'm going to wrap this here chair around your face.

Sarah: You wouldn't.

Lady M's: I would. You know what? I might just do it regardless. I'm not afraid of your threats and I don't think you're going to say anything.

Sarah: ....You're making a mistake! Trevor is dragging you down! I'm the only one that truly-

Lady M's: Enough....get out.

Sarah: ......Fine....but this isn't over.

Lady M's: Yeah, I'm sure it isn't, and let me tell you something Sarah. If Trevor is dragging me down then we'll go down together, because this is his EBW, a new EBW, and it's going to be the start of something a whole lot bigger.



Victory Explosion is behind us, and EBW has survived in the war with Capcom. In a battle between principles and money, the new generation of EBW overcame all odds to make a clean sweep and bring the Capcom World Championship to EBW. EBW now stands as the dominant force for wrestling in Eagleland. A huge celebration kicked off the show, as the champions, and other big winners at VE6 stood in the ring to thunderous cheers. President Trevor Mach and his Administration stood on the stage to applaud as well.



President Trevor Mach: *clap clap clap* Congratulations to all of you in the ring, all of you in the back, and all the EBW fans. Thanks to all of you, EBW is still standing tall. We proved to the world that the fighting spirit and attitude of EBW is superior to the cheating and price gouging ways of Capcom. While Capcom may still be a multimillion dollar corporation that will continue to make money to spite themselves on the backs of their poor fans, we have driven them out of the wrestling industry with their tails between their legs. I mean BOOSH GAGOOSH, WE WON THIS THING BABY! Sal, Amigo, Tracy, Tack, Kinniku Mike, Anwin, Firebrand X, Maurice, and Randy no Kachi. You're all carrying the weight of a new EBW now. It's time for a new vision and a new dream. It's time to light up EBW and take things to the next level! That's why I'm making an announcement right here and now. Starting tonight, we're going to have a tournament to see who will be challenging Sal and Amigo for their titles. Those matches will take place at Breakthrough, but that's not all. The winners of those matches will go on to face each other to unify the titles. One Undisputed Global World Champion in wrestling as the shining beacon of a new EBW! How freakin' sweet is that? Am I right? The show will be specially titled this year as Breakthrough: Undisputed. What I want to know is who is it going to be? Who deserves a shot?

Kinniku Mike: Right here Trev!

President Trevor Mach: Mike, you want in on this?

Kinniku Mike: Damn right! Team Strong Tits wants to finally bring the world title home!

President Trevor Mach: I don't know Mike, you've had some bad luck at Breakthrough before. What makes this year different.

Kinniku Mike: This is the year we put the bullshit behind us Trevor. This is the year Team Strong Tits goes full throttle into Breakthrough with one goal....the gold.

President Trevor Mach: You're in Mike! I'm even going to do you a favor. Your opponent in the opening round will be none other than the other Mike!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Mike Ishijima?

President Trevor Mach: Yeah! What Ry Ry said! Who else wants in?

Maurice: Me.

President Trevor Mach: You?

Maurice: Me.

President Trevor Mach: Maurice, you made me laugh hysterically at Victory Explosion VI when you knocked Little Mac on his ass and broke records for the fastest match in VE history. Not only am I giving you a match in the tournament, but I'm putting you in the ring with my "good buddy" Jamie OD. I'll let bygones be bygones if he wants to understand how things are going to work around here, but really I want to see you knock him on his ass too. Now Sal and Amigo, you guys are going to be going against-

Noah Jennings: Just a minute Mr. President, if you would be so kind.

President Trevor Mach: Speak of the devils.

Noah Jennings: If I may interject. I find the fact that I was left out of Victory Explosion VI to be appalling. I am the franchise player of a new generation. I'm the leader of New Money, and I'm also your Eagleland Champion and 1/3 of the Tri-Force Champions. I should be in this tournament and you know it!

President Trevor Mach: You're a green rookie that's gotten lucky a couple times. That's why you have the belts. You haven't earned a damn thing Jennings. That changes tonight. That changes tonight for all of Greed. You all hedged your bets on Capcom. Now you're going to pay. I'm going to start by stripping you of the Tri-Force titles and abandon them outright. I'm more concerned in rebuilding my tag team division.

Little Mac: YOU CAN'T DO THAT MACH!

President Trevor Mach: Nothing stopping me anymore Mac! Now if you want to continue bitching I'll be happy to put you in a rematch with Maurice TONIGHT!

Little Mac: .....

President Trevor Mach: I'm also thinking that EBW has one too many members of Greed right now. I'm looking to fire one of you tonight. That's why Ra and Pretty Tony are going to face each other one on one. The loser is OUT of EBW! HAHA!

Little Mac: Gah! Damn you!

President Trevor Mach: No! Damn you for counting me out you old bastard! It's not going to happen again.

Noah Jennings: You won't do anything to me. You may abandon the Tri-Force belts, but I'm still a 2-Time Eagleland Champion.

President Trevor Mach: For now! I'm putting you in a match on Xperience this week. Your opponent will be the man in the ring that strangely kept his mouth shut when I asked for Tournament participants. Tack Angel!

Noah Jennings: You-

President Trevor Mach: Yes me! The President, the head honcho, the man in charge, is putting you in that title match. You hear that Tack? You oblivious son of a gun you!

Tack Angel: What? I didn't know you were talking to me when asking about the tournament! I had my mind on....other things.

President Trevor Mach: Well that about wraps up my long LOOOOOOOONG post Victory Explosion speech. To recap I'm looking for one Undisputed Champion and Greed can go fuck themselves. Did I get that all?

Moz: Every bullet point sir.

President Trevor Mach: Swanky! Now, I'm looking to book an awesome show tonight! Let's start with a title match! Which champion is up to the challenge?

Tracy: Right here Trevor! Let the Sparkle Division open the show on a high note!

Anwin: Camilo and I are up to the challenge. Line up a tag team!

Camilo Ortega: I didn't agree to that!

President Trevor Mach: HA! I'm loving the enthusiasm. Why not do both? Tracy, stay in that ring, you're match is first. Anwin, don't go anywhere, you're next! Let's set this bitch off!

-Opening contest featured Tracy battling the MU Master Nanimura in a hot opening bout. Nanimura controlled the pace of the match as Tracy was still reeling from her VE battle. Nanimura locked in the Octopus to warm up Tracy for more submissions, but Tracy brought the fight back to standing where she landed the Tik Tak and managed to roll up Nanimura for the win. Exciting title defense. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) beat Nanimura (13:03) via Tik Tack -> Pin -> 2nd Title Defense *** Stars

Backstage Little Mac could be seen shouting down Camilo Ortega over what happened at Victory Explosion VI. He demanded that Camilo retain the Tag Titles and try to recruit Anwin into Greed. Meanwhile Ra and Pretty Tony were giving each other the shifty eyes heading into a match that would cost one of them their jobs.

-Anwin and Camilo Ortega put the Tag Titles on the line against Hotlanta and Generator in a slow and methodical encounter. Hot and Generator slowed down the pace from their usual high flying affairs and fought the champs on their level. A Bellerophon Bomb on Anwin nearly cost the champs, but Camilo made the save. Anwin in turn kept Camilo from getting himself DQ'd and forced him to show off his impressive Judo skills instead of the easy out. Camilo out grappled Generator and hit the Osoto Gari on him just as Anwin locked up HOT for the Static Suplex. A pin lead to a successful title defense. The crowd was digging the teamwork from Anwin and Camilo. They are still volatile to each other, but the team is fast becoming popular with the fans. Tag Team Championship: Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) beat Hotlanta/Generator (10:56) via Osoto Gari on Generator -> Pin -> 2nd Title Defense **1/2 Stars

A recap video showed the quick rise of the rookie Firebrand X. A hybrid of Lucha and MMA styles made him the most unorthodox and unpredictable newcomer to EBW. He recently claimed the Maelstrom Openweight Championship at Victory Explosion VI, but was now looking to add the Infinity Division Championship. Randy no Kachi could be seen watching on a monitor as Firebrand X made his entrance against Bolshoi in a #1 Contender match.

-Firebrand X continued to grow in the Infinity Division as he battled Bolshoi for the #1 Contender spot. Bolshoi does his best clowning around in the air, so FBX kept him grounded and used his superior submission skills to lock in a Kimura that forced Bolshoi to submit. A strong showing, but Firebrand X continues to get the job down in fast fashion. Will be interesting to see how he will handle the Infinity Division Champion in a much longer match up. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Firebrand X beat Bolshoi (5:52) via Kimura -> Submission ** Stars

-Ra and Pretty Tony fought for the first time and last time in a singles match to determine who would be staying and who would be leaving EBW. The match started off friendly between the hippie and the pugilist, but the dirty tactics quickly showed themselves, as that is how New Money prefers to handle business. Pretty Tony controlled the pace of the match with his punches, while Ra crawled out the ring and got Tony to follow him out where he then threw him into the steps and tried to stop his hands on the metal to take out his weapons. Mostly a comedy match for the fans, who watched two rookies do everything but grovel to keep their jobs. Match ended when Ra used a Sunset Flip to pin Tony and hold onto the ropes. Ra survives, and Pretty Tony is gone. Post match saw Ra try to shake hands with Tony, but ate a KO Punch for his efforts. Loser Leaves EBW: Ra beat Pretty Tony (6:56) via Sunset Flip -> Pin -> Pretty Tony Fired * Star

Backstage footage showed Pretty Tony getting thrown out the building by the Red Shirts. He reached out for Little Mac who simply turned and walked away.

-Kinniku Mike and Mike Ishijima continued their feud with a Undisputed Invitation on the line. Kinniku Mike had the experience and Team Strong Tits on his side, while Little Mac stood on the outside to help Ishijima. He was soon neutralized as Maurice appeared to chase him away. Ishijima tried to gain momentum after a Running High Knee strike that floored Kinniku, but a Phoenix Splash was avoided, as Mike soon took over again and got the win following a ring shaking Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Great win for Kinniku Mike and Team Strong Tits. Undisputed Invitation: Kinniku Mike beat Mike Ishijima (3:40) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin ** Stars

Backstage again as Nerma stood by with Maurice. The striker that broke records at Victory Explosion VI was all set for a showdown with the hoodlum who narrowly lost to President Trevor Mach at Victory Explosion VI. Unfortunately, Jamie OD's whereabouts and mental state where unknown.

-This match was over before it even started, as Maurice and Jamie OD were set to face off for an Undisputed Invitation. The problem was that Jamie OD was nowhere to be seen. The anarchist's music played three times, but neither he or Sarah showed up. The referee awarded the match to Maurice as the fans booed Jamie OD. Undisputed Invitation: Maurice beat Jamie OD (0:00) via Jamie OD No Show 0 Stars

The camera cut to the VIP box where Sal Paradise and Amigo were watching the Invitation matches. They both looked at each other and nodded before heading down for their main event tag team match up.

-Main Event featured the two champions Sal Paradise and Amigo joining forces to battle Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings and Hashim Al-Singh for a Tag Team action. Sal and Amigo controlled the pace of the match, but Noah's dirty tricks and Hashim's raw strength proved to be a match. Amigo and Hashim impressed with a display of counter grappling that saw Hashim land a suplex, but Amigo countered with three of his own before tagging in Sal who landed a Shining Wizard before making a pin attempt that Noah quickly thwarted. Amigo rushed in and hit Noah with the Fire Thunder Driver, as Sal locked in the Paradise Lock. Hashim was forced to finally tap out giving the champions a submission victory. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Amigo beat Noah Jennings/Hashim Al-Singh (9:59) with Paradise locked in the Paradise Lock on Hashim Al-Singh -> Submission *** Stars

The show ended with Sal and Amigo toasting each other with their titles belts and holding them up high as the fans cheered them. Mike and Maurice were watching not too far off. The war with Capcom had ended, but the battle for an Undisputed Champion had begun.

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1. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) beat Nanimura (13:03) via Tik Tack -> Pin -> 2nd Title Defense
2. Tag Team Championship: Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) beat Hotlanta/Generator (10:56) via Osoto Gari on Generator -> Pin -> 2nd Title Defense
3. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Firebrand X beat Bolshoi (5:52) via Kimura -> Submission
4. Loser Leaves EBW: Ra beat Pretty Tony (6:56) via Sunset Flip -> Pin -> Pretty Tony Fired
5. Undisputed Invitation: Kinniku Mike beat Mike Ishijima (3:40) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin
6. Undisputed Invitation: Maurice beat Jamie OD (0:00) via Jamie OD No Show
7. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Amigo beat Noah Jennings/Hashim Al-Singh (9:59) with Paradise locked in the Paradise Lock on Hashim Al-Singh -> Submission



Tack Angel: Trevor, what are you doing?

Amy Taylor: Tack?

Tack Angel: HOLY BLUE BONKERS! You scared me Amy!

Amy Taylor: Sorry, I was just trying to find out what you were doing.

Tack Angel: Keeping an eye on Trevor. Something is.....I don't know something isn't right.

Amy Taylor: What makes you say that?

Tack Angel: Something I heard at Victory Explosion VI....plus he's totally talking to Troy right now!

Amy Taylor: Oh my?

President Trevor Mach: I hope you understand what this is all about Troy. I hope you get why I'm bringing you back. It's for the greater good.

Troy: .....

President Trevor Mach: Yeah, I'd rather you keep your trap shut too.

Tack Angel: Greater good?

Amy Taylor: Tack, you don't need to spy. All that stuff with Capcom is over.

Tack Angel: Yeah, but I get this feeling it's just the beginning.

Amy Taylor: Tack, it's late why don't we go back to my place tonight?

Tack Angel: Amy, you said it yourself it's late. I need to drag the cot back into the broom closet so I can get some sleep! I'm homeless remember? I totally just found three multicolored belts I'm going to use to keep me warm.

Amy Taylor: Tack, I'm telling you that you can come stay at my house!

Tack Angel: Amy, I would love to come stay the night and watch movies and play Goldeneye 64 with you, but you don't have a place for me to sleep. You just have that one bed.

Amy Taylor: Yes.....I know!

Tack Angel: Well I guess we could camp out in the living room. We would need two sleeping bags.

Amy Taylor: No Tack, we would just need one.

Tack Angel: What would you sleep in?

Amy Taylor: *sigh* You're so dammed oblivious. You can sleep in the broom closet tonight!

Tack Angel: Well yeah...that's what I was going to do! Sometimes....I don't know if she gets the situation I'm in. Still...Trevor....what's your game this time?

 

Announcer: It's time for another news break with Nerma and Hater. You know the drill by now.



Nerma: Nerma here with a big news update for......hey....Hater?

Hater: Nyah?

Nerma: Where did you get that belt?

Hater: Oh! Got it from Onisuiken.

Nerma: Looks expensive. Aren't we supposed to talk about big purchases?

Hater: Oh I didn't pay money for this. I traded some stuff.

Nerma: Oh....what kind of stuff?

Hater: Ya know....stuff. Aren't we supposed to be doing a show here?

Nerma: Right! Big news everyone. Ness is set it appear on the next Xperience! We'll finally find out what is going through the mind of the double agent that helped save EBW. So far it's been a thankless job, but perhaps when Ness appears to explain he will be seen as a hero, but maybe more still see him as a villain? This will happen on an Xperience that will also see the ladies of Sparkle vie for a #1 Contender's Spot for the Queen's Crown. Tack Angel will challenge for Noah's Eagleland Championship, and Infinity Division Champion Randy no Kachi will be in action against Hotlanta. All of this and more on the next Xperience.

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1. Infinity Division Tag: Grind/Switchback vs. Bolshoi/Cherub Kid
2. Sparkle Division #1 Contender Decision: Val vs. Lady M's
3. Sparkle Division #1 Contender Decision: Erica vs. Kumatora
4. Sparkle Division Decision Finals: TBD  vs. TBD
5. Non-Title Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi vs. Hotlanta
6. 8-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice vs. Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Ra/Mike Ishijima
7. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Tack Angel

Hater: And now for your viewing pleasure,  the pilot episode of EBW Cribs.



Tack Angel: Hey guys, it's the Pushpin Seraphim Tack Angel here. Uh...what up...what up...what up....yo? I'm here to ...."show you my crib dawg". It be "off the chain yo". Why are you making me say these things?

Take 2



Tack Angel: Hey guys, it's the Pushpin Seraphim Tack Angel here, and I'm going to show you where I live! Most people have houses......that's nice.....I wish I had one. I live in a broom closet.....here it is.



Tack Angel: .....Well....here it is.....it's gets really cold at night........bye?

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Nerma: Now you can see why it didn't get picked up.

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Earlier Today...



Ness: I'm back! Well....don't everyone get all excited at once.

Tack Angel: Heya Ness. Heya Paula. Welcome back to the good guys.

Cherub Kid: Okerei Nasaimasem!

Tack Angel: You're going to have to forgive some of these guys they are still-

Amigo: A little suspicious.

Ness: I expected that. I came here to speak my peace tonight to all of you and the EBW fans. If you guys will just let me and my wife through then-

Maurice: Really hard to trust you guys all things considered.

Tracy: I'm just glad my brother and sister-in-law are back in EBW.

Lady M's: I'm not so sure about that. I don't forget Paula, and I still owe you for what you did. Smash Mouth Justice with your name on it.

Paula: If you would just give us a minute to-

Sal Paradise: You two have got a lot of nerve coming this way.

Ness: I will explain what the game plan was when I get my time tonight.

Sal Paradise: Either or, you caused a lot of hurt in EBW, and if the fans don't forgive you....we won't forgive you. Keep that in mind.



EBW is off and running again, with Breakthrough: Undisputed on the horizon, and a brand new energy in the air. The time has come for everyone to step up and give it their all to rebuild after the exhausting fight with Capcom. New challengers are stepping up for a shot at Undisputed glory, and war heroes are returning to a luke warm reception. That is because the fans and the wrestlers aren't sure if Ness and Paula are really heroes or villains. The show opened with Ness and Paula as they came out to a mixed reaction. They were soon joined by Tess and Tracy who came out to support the family as Ness grabbed the mic.

Ness: Hello everyone. Once upon a time I was called the EBW OG, because I was one of the originals. I was in the very first main event, and I won the first ever EBW Championship back when it had a joke name called the Slightly Above Average Championship. We had no idea then where EBW would go, but I always wanted to see it go to the top. EBW exists because of my exploits before the company was even in the planning stages. I live and breath this company. You might not always agree with my methods or my desires in this business, but I have always done everything that I can for this company. Paula has made the same sacrifices. We took the initiative to infiltrate Capcom on behalf of EBW. We did this to get an upper hand in what was going to be an intense war. We didn't even tell the President to keep up the illusion. I picked my spots and attacked at the right time. I know a lot of you might have been hurt in the process, but it was part of keeping the cover....for a greater good. I don't ask you to condone what we've done, but don't condemn us either. We did what we did....for all of you.

The fans were starting to turn in the favor of Ness and Paula when Lady M's interjected into the conversation.



Lady M's: Now I normally don't give a shit about these matters, and I let anyone do whatever they want. This time it's different though, because of what you did to me personally. Like I've said before....I don't forget Paula.

Paula: Tali, I know you're upset about-

Lady M's: Forcing me to kiss Jamie? You remember when he almost stabbed me with the damn beer bottle?! I didn't see someone acting a part at that moment. I saw someone who had the blood lust in their eyes and wanted to see me bleed. I don't think your were "double agents" in the slightest. It sounds to me like you played both sides and picked allegiance to EBW once you knew EBW was going to survive.

Ness: That's not true-

Lady M's: I don't care Ness. I don't care about this "homecoming" of yours. I care about getting my pay back. I live by the code of Smash Mouth Justice Paula. None of this hero/villain stuff is my business, but  when you lay hands on me, you better be ready to have me lay my fists on you! Now I have a tournament I'm involved in tonight. I'm going to shift my focus to the Queen's Crown. You however....I'll be coming back to really soon. Tracy, cherish that belt as long as you can, cause I'm gunning for it, and I'm gunning for you.

Paula: .....

Lady M's walked away as the crowd once again soured on Ness and Paula.

Ness: Tali is angry and she has every right to be. You can all be angry if you want to. We'll both do our best to earn your respect and trust again. Thank you all.

-Infinity Division action saw Jet Set Future and their manager Mia Lamina show off the Lucha Blades style that combines rollerblading with flawless lucha moves. Bolshoi and Cherub Kid were the opponents, and while Bolshoi the clown was able to hang with the rookie team, Cherub Kid is continuing to learn. Grind scored a big pin after hitting a fantastic Tight Rope Walk Smash while grinding on the ropes. Fast paced and exciting. The fans are really getting behind Jet Set Future. Infinity Division Tag: Grind/Switchback beat Bolshoi/Cherub Kid (6:26) via Grind Tight Rope Walk Smash on Cherub Kid -> Pin *** Stars

Backstage we saw Tracy gearing up to scout her potential opponents for Breakthrough: Undisputed, as the ladies of Sparkle would vie in a mini tournament for the right to make the challenge.

-Lady M's and Val lit the crowd up with an intense brawl. Both smash mouth brawlers gave it their all as blood flowed and body were bruised. Val tried nearly got away with choking out M's with her wrist tape late in the match, but M's tossed her over her back and kicked her hard in the head. She set her up for the Smash Mouth Justice and blasted her before getting the pin. Heated battle that saw Lady M's start to get her career back on track. Sparkle Division #1 Contender Decision: Lady M's beat Val (8:08) via Smash Mouth Justice -> Pin *** Stars

-Erica and Kumatora were up next in a one sided affair. The "Princess" was too concerned with her nails and tiara to take on the determined Erica. Erica chopped away at her and blasted her over the top rope with a Euroland Uppercut. Kumatora broke a nail and refused to get back in the ring as the crowd booed the count out decision. Erica walks away with the win, but the match left a lot to be desired. Sparkle Division #1 Contender Decision: Erica beat Kumatora (2:03) via Count Out * Star

We cut to the back again as Tracy laughed at Kumatora's unwillingness to return to the ring. We then cut to Lady M's as she was seen racing through the halls back to the ring. The finals of this mini tournament was happening now.

-A battle between old rivals saw Lady M's and Erica give it their all for a shot at the Queen's Crown. Erica had the advantage early, hitting big moves like the belly to belly suplex and the Fisherman buster, but M's was a woman on a mission and kept getting back up for more. Erica also had the Smash Mouth Justice well scouted, so after a lengthy battle Lady M's had to go for an abdomen kick and the Sexy Strong Stunner to catch Erica off her guard and get the pinfall victory. Exciting match that with a return to form for Erica and Lady M's. Sparkle Division Decision Finals: Lady M's beat Erica (9:02) Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin *** Stars

After the match Tracy held her title above her head on the stage and pointed at Lady M's. Lady M's wasn't in the mood for pointing and chucked a chair at Tracy, nearly clipping her on the head. The Queen's Crown holder tried to rush down to the ring, but Red Shirt Security broke it up. M's motioned for some beers and celebrated a hard fought victory with the fans.

-The Infinity Division Champion continues to rise to new heights and his match with Hotlanta was no exception. The veteran had RnK on the ropes early on, but an out of nowhere No Kachi Cutter sent HOT to the mat where we was surprisingly rolled up in quick fashion. A big win for the champ, and a surprising defeat for Hotlanta, who looked shaken after taking the loss. Non-Title Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Hotlanta (2:56) via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin * Star

Nerma tried to get a word with Greed backstage, but Little Mac looked furious as he lead his stable out for the next match. On the other side of the arena Champions Sal and Amigo seemed to be in good spirits as they joined up with their future opponents Kinniku Mike and Maurice to head to the ring.

-An All Star combination of Global World Champion Sal Paradise and SURGE Generation clashed with a weakened Greed in 8-Man Tag action. Everyone got a chance to show off their skills, but the Sal/SURGE team looked to be in firm control. Midway through the match Sal and Amigo continued to tag in and out to try and one up each other at the expense of Ra. Little Mac was trying to keep away from Maurice, and Kinniku Mike was happy to deliver more hurting to his former protege. Despite Greed's dirty tricks, Amigo would end up scoring the victory after capturing Ra in an Ankle Lock that forced him to quickly tap out. Sal and SURGE Generation kicked the rest of Greed out of the ring and celebrated. Highly entertaining spectacle match. 8-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice beat Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Ra/Mike Ishijima (15:26) via Amigo Ankle Lock on Ra -> Submission *** Stars

Backstage once more, as Tack Angel could be seen preparing for the main event match. He was wearing  a Blue, Silver, and Yellow costume and spouting jibberish about "ShoGariTah" to himself. He was apparently ready for the main event.

-The main event saw the Pushpin Seraphim take on Noah Jennings for his Eagleland Championship. The champion lacked Tack's experience, but he was sly and agile and he knew how to neutralize Tack Angel, but taking out his legs early. He forced Tack to the mat and slammed his legs against the ring posts to weaken him. Tack was unable to use his kicks, and it looked like Noah might actually win the match clean following a Stock Market Crash, but Tack kicked out and changed up his strategy. He switched to stiff punches and elbows to catch Noah off his game and used all of his strength to lift Noah for a move called the ShoGoriTah Susumu Cutter. Little Mac tried to get involved at this point, but Maurice continues to haunt him and stopped the assist as Tack rolled Noah up for the 1-2-3! Tack Angel was a Champion once again, as he captured the Eagleland Championship for the first time. A bigger honor considering he was now also a Triple Crown Champion, having held this title, the Tag Titles, and the Global World Championship. Eagleland Championship: Tack Angel beat Noah Jennings(c) (12:49) via ShoGoriTah Susumu Cutter -> Pin -> New Eagleland Champion! *** Stars

The feel good moment for Tack was cut short as an old nemesis made his presence known. Troy, the Alpha Beta Male had returned to EBW. He paced the stage and made his intentions known. He was back, and he was coming for Tack Angel and the Eagleland Championship.



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1. Infinity Division Tag: Grind/Switchback beat Bolshoi/Cherub Kid (6:26) via Grind Tight Rope Walk Smash on Cherub Kid -> Pin
2. Sparkle Division #1 Contender Decision: Lady M's beat Val (8:08) via Smash Mouth Justice -> Pin
3. Sparkle Division #1 Contender Decision: Erica beat Kumatora (2:03) via Count Out
4. Sparkle Division Decision Finals: Lady M's beat Erica (9:02) Sexy Strong Stunner -> Pin
5. Non-Title Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Hotlanta (2:56) via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
6. 8-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice beat Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Ra/Mike Ishijima (15:26) via Amigo Ankle Lock on Ra -> Submission
7. Eagleland Championship: Tack Angel beat Noah Jennings(c) (12:49) via ShoGoriTah Susumu Cutter -> Pin -> New Eagleland Champion!



President Trevor Mach: I'm glad that you both agreed to come back. I've been wanting to inject the Sharks back into EBW for some time.

Tack Angel: The Sharks? Now what's this all about?

President Trevor Mach: EBW needs a Tag Team like you. A veteran team that will re-establish the Tag Team Division of EBW. Plus, I think you both know my "other" reasons for bringing you back, and I know this is something you want just as much as me. After all, it's for the greater good.

Tack Angel: Greater good? There he goes again? First he brings back Troy and Troy intends to come after me. Now this? What's going on here? How did I get in here and how do I get out? Hello? SOMEONE HELP ME!

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Nerma: It was a busy day for the different brands of the EBW Network today, as they all hit the road to the streets of Threed, which is lovely if you can avoid the ravenous zombies that still lurk in the area.

Hater: Nyah! Hope you brought some Fly Honey on the trip!

Nerma: The EBW main brand, The Wrestling, and Maelstrom all had a part to play in the day's festivities, so let's recap it shall we? We start with the main show where Bolshoi and Mike Ishijima kicked things off. Greed's Ishijima was frustrated early by Bolshoi's clowning tactics and was caught attempting to deliver a low blow in response. DQ victory for Bolshoi.

Hater: The bad luck continued even further for Greed, as the hot new team on the block Jet Set Future overcame the team of Ra and Hashim Al-Singh. Switchback scored the pin after using his rollerblades to land a Rolling Moonsault. Very impressive action from that team. Nyah.

Nerma: Noah Jennings seems to have snapped a bit after losing  the Eagleland Championship once again. He lost to Tack Angel, so he took out his frustrations on his protege Cherub Kid. A Stock Market Crash turned into a Crossface lead to a Submission victory. Surprisingly dominant showing from Noah, who proved that he can get it done clean.

Hater: The deadly ladies of Sparkle locked up in tag action, as Erica and Val overcame the team of Nanimura and Kumatora. The Princess was the weak link for her team, and a Powerbomb from the powerful Val sealed the deal, leading to a Val and Erica win.

Nerma: The fans were treated to a big double main event of sorts. The first match saw new Eagleland Champion Tack Angel and Little Mac square off in singles action. Played clean for most of the match, Little Mac demanded Greed get involved as soon as Tack's kicks overpowered Mac's strikes. The Greed stable has fallen on hard times.

Hater: We should also note that the returning Alpha Beta Troy made another appearance to once again point out that Tack Angel may soon have a new enemy.

Nerma: A huge main event saw the Champion Dream Team of Sal Paradise and Amigo take on their possible Breakthrough: Undisputed opponents in a tag battle that went the distance! Watching SURGE duke it out is always entertaining, because they know each other so well that it makes for a good showing from all involved. Add in the Global World Champion, and this was an instant classic. Time Limit Draw proved just how even all these fighters are.

EBW: Live in Threed
Threed

1. Infinity Division Singles: Bolshoi beat Mike Ishijima (4:22) via DQ
2. Tag Team: Grind/Switchback beat Hashim Al-Singh/Ra (10:56) via Switchback Rolling Moonsault on Ra -> Pin
3. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Cherub Kid  (6:48) via Stock Market Crash x Crossface -> Submission
4. Sparkle Division Tag: Erica/Val beat Nanimura/Kumatora (5:15) via Val Powerbomb on Kumatora -> Pin
5. Singles: Tack Angel beat Little Mac (9:20) via DQ
6. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Amigo vs. Kinniku Mike/Maurice (30:00) Time Limit Draw

Hater: Nyah! The Wrestling tried to piggyback off the EBW show by running a show out in a field nearby. When they weren't decapitating zombies, they managed to put on their most competent show so far. Ultimo Tiger and Simon Stuart had a basic opener that ended when Ultimo hit the Tiger Driver and got the pin.

Nerma: Onisuiken made an instant impact in The Wrestling, by showing rookie Fighter Daron the ropes and pinning him after a Oni Koroshi Kneeling Powerbomb.

Hater: w00t stepped into the ring for the first time in weeks to have a 5-Minute Exhibition match with the man that won The Wrestling's VE6 offer match Chu Chu. The former Global World Champion was able to neutralize Chu Chu's main strengths by keeping him off his feet, but w00t could not put away the big man, and the match went the distance.

Nerma: Main event was a slight shocker, as Blue Lighting managed to defeat the veteran Picky Minch. This might have been due to members of Fourside Wrestling appearing near the ring to distract Picky long enough for BL to hit the Troller Coaster, but Blue did a lot of the heavy lifting himself as well.

The Wrestling
Within the near vicinity of Threed

1. Singles: Ultimo Tiger beat Simon Stuart (4:53) via Tiger Driver -> Pin
2. Singles: Onisuiken beat Fighter Daron (6:22) via Oni Koroshi Kneeling Powerbomb -> Pin
3. 5-Minute Exhibition: w00t vs. Chu Chu (5:00) Time Limit Draw
4. Singles: Blue Lightning beat Picky Minch (8:23) via Troller Coaster -> Pin

Hater: Maelstrom just had one match to offer the people of Threed after EBW's main show. The Maelstrom Openweight Champion Firebrand X accepted the Judo Challenge of EBW Tag Team Champion Camilo Ortega. A close match that showed Camilo really did know his Judo skills, taking the champion to the mat several times. FBX knew his stuff too, which made for a close match up, but Ortega had the overall edge, and won the match via Judge's Split Decision. Does this mean that Camilo Ortega is now in line for a shot at the Maelstrom Openweight Championship? Nyah?

Maelstrom Exhibition
Threed

1. Judo Exhibition: Camilo Ortega beat Firebrand X (R3 5:00) Split Decision

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Nerma: Nerma here! Following the victory at Victory Explosion and the slew of changes coming, EBW is releasing a State of EBW report so you the fans can be filled in on everything. We have new champions and some roster shifts. Amigo has brought the Capcom World Championship to EBW, and Firebrand X is the Maelstrom Openweight Champion. Swift and Onisuiken are being shifted to "The Wrestling" to continue the development of the low budget league. EBW is looking to continue to grow and expand, and President Trevor Mach will speak on this and many other subjects on the next big episode of Xcite.

State of EBW Post Victory Explosion VI

Champion Roll Call

Global World Champion: Sal Paradise
Capcom World Champion: Amigo
Maelstrom Openweight Champion: Firebrand X
Queen's Crown Champion: Tracy
Infinity Division Champion: Randy no Kachi
Eagleland Champion: Noah Jennings
Tag Team Champions: Anwin/Camilo Ortega

Television Shows

EBW: Xcite
EBW: Xperience
EBW: Live
News Center
Rookie Court
Maelstrom Hybrid Fighting
EBW Alpha: The Wrestling
Ask Dr. Amigo
EBW Flashback
Jackie's Bar

Roster

Management

President Trevor Mach
Vice President Ryan IQ
Senior Executive Moz
Talent Relations Manager Amy
Sparkle Executive Tess
Red Shirt Biggs
Red Shirt Wedge
Interviewer Nerma
Interviewer Hater

Heavyweight

Sal Paradise
Tack Angel
Kinniku Mike
Amigo
Maurice
Jamie OD
Cherub Kid
Little Mac
Hashim Al-Singh
Noah Jennings
Ra
Mike Ishijima
Ness
Troy
Shark #1
Shark #2

Sparkle Division

Tracy
Lady M's
Erica
Kumatora
Nanimura
Paula
Val
Heather Mach

Infinity Division

Randy no Kachi
Hotlanta
Generator
Bolshoi
Grind
Switchback
Firebrand X
Shadow
Anwin
Camilo Ortega

"The Wrestling"

Coach w00t
Coach Picky Minch
Coach Swift
Chu Chu
Blue Lightning
Simon Stuart
Ultimo Tiger
Fighter Daron
Onisuiken

Pay Per View

January - New Year Rising
February - Collision
March - Victory Explosion
April - Breakthrough
May - Great Eagleland Bash
June - The Heat Wave
July - TBD
August - Zero Hour
October - Hardcore Halloween
November - Rumble City
December - Last Clash

You can follow the Updated Information about EBW here: http://www.puroresufan.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2222#p273824

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Announcer: And now with some very special guests, we tune back into the EBW News Center with Nerma and Hater.



Nerma: Nerma here with the Tag Team Champions Camilo Ortega and Anwin!

Hater: Anwin? Where is Anwin?

Anwin: *sigh* Behind you Hater. On the speaker.

Hater: Oh.....AHHH.....nyah.

Anwin: Of course.

Nerma: You guys have made a big impact on tag team wrestling lately, retaining the belts in a classic encounter against veteran team Vega and Balrog at Victory Explosion VI. You must be very proud.

Camilo Ortega: I'm always proud of all of my accomplishments. Anwin and I don't always see eye to eye, but I made the choice to disobey Little Mac once....just once...to retain these belts. Now that I'm the sole title holder in Greed.....I don't plan on losing this belt.

Anwin: I don't care what your motivations are, just as long as you know that I don't plan on losing my belt either.

Nerma: That's fantastic to hear for fans looking for a revitalized tag team division. We hear that veteran team The Sharks are returning to EBW. How do you feel about that?

Camilo Ortega: Just another team that won't be able to handle Camilo Ortega......and Anwin.

Hater: Nyah! You guys should come up with a team name!

Anwin: We tried that. I refuse to go by "Team Ortega > Anwin x100".

Camilo Ortega: Truth hurts peasant.

Anwin: Anyways, I'll be taking The Sharks a bit more seriously that Camilo. They were one of the first tag teams in EBW so they've seen it all.

Camilo Ortega: They haven't seen you yet! Mr. White Noise Ninja.

Anwin: *sigh*

Nerma: Now moving onto another topic. Camilo, you recently came out with a challenge for the Maelstrom brand. You want the world to know you're a legit Judoka. You laid down the challenge and was answered by the Maelstrom Openweight Champion Firebrand X. It was an interesting exhibition, but it was obvious that you did have the upperhand. You via split decision and got a victory over Firebrand X. Do you think that means you should be next in line for a title shot?

Camilo Ortega: First off, I'm going to give credit to Firebrand X. The Champion came out fighting even though I am superior in the field of Judo. He managed to hold his own and survive. I will admit that the rookie became a champion so early for a reason....he's good. That being said I do believe I have earned the right to drop him in a Hybrid battle for the belt. I want him prepared for that kind of match though, I really do. I want to give him time to hone the art of Judo. In the meantime, I'm looking for a REAL Judo challenge. I want someone who claims to be an expert Judoka. I know that Maelstrom is ramping up to have a much larger show really soon. On that show I demand that I get a REAL Judoka to face me in a specialty match. What do I mean by that? I mean none of these rules and time limits holding me back. I want an all out Judo battle that goes on until my opponent is defeated. I want it to be on television, so the whole world can see that Camilo Ortega is not a "coward". Camilo Ortega is not "green". Camilo Ortega is LEGIT!

Nerma: You heard it here first folks. Camilo is looking for a "REAL JUDOKA" that can go in a Special Rules match at the next Maelstrom show. We tried to get a comment from Firebrand X regarding his exhibition loss. FBX has been able to go with everyone in the Infinity Division and in Maelstrom in his short career. This being the first crack in his armor, Firebrand X did not say a word about. He just went back to training for the his upcoming title defense, as well as his upcoming shot at Randy no Kachi's Infinity Division Championship. So that about does it for us right now, so we'll see you next time at the EBW News Center.

 

w00t: We were making strides....small....barely noticeable....strides. It seemed like our work was paying off though until...



w00t: FSW, they won't be branded and now they want Picky back.

Swift: Damn thieves! Trying to take back what we already thieved from them! It's not right!

Picky Minch: Guys it's not like I'm a piece of property or something.

Swift: Don't sell yourself short man. You not just property....you're our property. *sniff*

Picky Minch: No Swift, that's not what I meant I-

Swift: Come here. I'm going to rub my forehead on you.

Picky Minch: Swift, you don't have to do that man. I mean-

Swift: Bring it in Pick. Imma rub my forehead on you.

Picky Minch: Swift, I'm not going anywhere and-

Swift: DAMMIT! STAND STILL! >:C

w00t: *sigh* I'm not so much concerned about Picky's problems with FSW. I'm just worried that they might become a problem for us. We can ill afford their interference at this juncture. I think we need to-

Ultimo Tiger: GUYS! GUYS! I've got big news!

w00t: Slow down Tiger. Take a deep breath and calm down. Did you find a nickle on the ground again? I'm telling you that's not really that much money.

Ultimo Tiger: No, I have better news. You're always saying we need to think for ourselves and come up with new ways of making money and getting our name out there.

w00t: I said that? When did I say that?

Picky Minch: I said it. What do you got UT?

Ultimo Tiger: I found a town that has no wrestling in it at all. No local promotions or anything! We can go there and claim the town for ourselves! Imagine the fan base we could develop!

w00t: I don't imagine Tiger. I think....and I think that this is a good idea. Where is this place.

Ultimo Tiger: It's called...



Ultimo Tiger: Valentine! I found this place while I was riding on a train. I love trains and-

w00t: I'm sure I don't care UT. Good work on finding this place though.

Fighter Daron: Everything is so....turquoise!

w00t: Yes, it's quite unsettling isn't it?

Blue Lighting: It's not so bad. I totally live here! U Jelly?

Ultimo Tiger: You live here? Why didn't you tell anyone about it?!

Blue Lightning: You never asked. *grin*

w00t: *sigh* We need to get the word out that we're going to have a show here!

Fighter Daron: Where here?

w00t: Here....across from us....meaning over there....in that clearing.

Blue Lightning: That's where I walk my dog. *whispers* I don't clean up after it. *grin*

w00t: We're gonna need some trash bags and gloves.



Simon Stuart: This looks like a good place to start.

Swift: SHUT IT ROOKIE! YOU DON'T GET TO THINK! >:C

Picky Minch: No he's right. We can distribute fliers here.

Swift: Good idea. I knew I rubbed my forehead on you for a reason.

Simon Stuart: That was my idea and-

Swift: SPEAK UP AGAIN STUART! I DARES YA!

Simon Stuart: *sigh*

Swift: You're a hoodlum just like that Fighter Daron character.

Picky Minch: We'll hand out fliers in here, and then we'll get back and get ready for the show. I'm just glad that FSW doesn't know where I am.



FSW GM Olly: So this is where he is eh? That tracking device we put on all FSW talent works perfectly!

Giff Hoyt: Wait what? I thought you we won't be branded!

FSW GM Olly: You're not branded Giff. You're TAGGED. It's totally different.

Giff Hoyt: Oh.

FSW GM Olly: They think they can use FSW talent for their show? Not on my watch!

-Singles action for the debut of The Wrestling in Valentine, as Onisuiken took on Blue Lightning in an intense singles encounter. BL chucked Oni out of the ring and trolled him with a Tiger Feint. Frustration set in, and Blue Lightning almost got the pin following a Troller Coaster, but Oni grabbed the ropes. Late in the match Oni hit the Oni Koroshi out of nowhere before getting the pin. Solid match. Singles: Onisuiken beat Blue Lightning (8:07) via Oni Koroshi Kneeling Powerbomb -> Pin ** Stars

The Wrestling
Valentine Open Field

1. Singles: Onisuiken beat Blue Lightning (8:07) via Oni Koroshi Kneeling Powerbomb -> Pin

w00t: The show was supposed to be much longer than one match, but FSW had somehow found us and threatened to intrude on the show. I feared they would come for Picky and they have. I'll have to be more creative in the future if I am to stop further FSW intrusions.

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Nerma: Nerma here with your Xperience card for this week! A big show topped with not one, but TWO title matches. Firebrand X is going to get his shot against Randy no Kachi and the Infinity Division Championship. Can the rookie somehow become a double champ? The main event will see a Global World Championship Open Cage match, meaning anyone can challenge Sal Paradise for the Global World Championship. Will the People's Choice retain? And who attacked Ness on Xcite? Will we find out? Better tune in!

EBW: Xperience
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. 3-Team Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Grind/Switchback vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Ra
2. Infinity Division Tag: Hotlanta/Generator vs. Bolshoi/?
3. Singles: Troy vs. Ness
4. Sparkle Division Singles: Heather Mach vs. Val
5. Singles: Noah Jennings vs. Cherub Kid
6. Infinity Division Championship: Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Firebrand X
7. Global World Championship Open Cage: Sal Paradise(c) vs. ?

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Nerma: Nerma here with the Global World Champion Sal Paradise. Sal, in just a little more than a week from now you'll be facing your biggest challenge as Champion yet. You'll be defending the Championship against Kinniku Mike, and if you can survive that you'll be going against the Capcom World Champion for a shot to become the Undisputed Global World Champion! Now BEFORE you can get to any of that, you have issued an open challenge tonight. You're putting the title on the line in a Cage match, and literally ANYONE could walk through that entrance and vie for the belt. Biting off more than you can chew?

Sal Paradise: Not a chance! If Amigo can do it than so can I. I'm the People's Choice, and the people want anyone to have an opportunity. I'm willing to open myself up to any and all challengers. If you don't deserve the opportunity you won't last long. If you DO deserve the shot than we'll have ourselves a show stealing classic tonight. I'm going for match of the year candidate Nerma. We started getting star ratings for our matches by EBW Network. I want to have the first 5 Star Match. I don't get to rest on my laurels until Breakthrough: Undisputed. These people deserve a main event, and I'm going to give them just tha-

Ness: Sal.

Sal Paradise: Eh? Ness? What do you want?

Ness: I want to know something. Do you know who attacked me last week?

Sal Paradise: Nope. Even if I did....do you think I would tell you?

Ness: Look, I did what I did for the good of the company. I have bled for EBW for YEARS! I brought you into this company. Don't you remember that? I was the coach for your season of TUE!

Sal Paradise: And then you betrayed us for Capcom. Then I kicked your ass in the ring.

Ness: If I was on the opposition team I would have done a lot more to you in those matches believe me.

Sal Paradise: Are you saying you rigged the matches?

Ness: No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying I-

Sal Paradise: President Trev might alright with the covert tactics, but I prefer being upfront with my intentions. I like to speak my mind, and right now you're pissing me off. I don't know who attacked you and I don't care. What I do care about is my open challenge match tonight. It's in a cage, don't know if you heard that. Maybe if you've got the guts you'll come down and challenge me to my face. I'd welcome it.

Ness: .....



Breakthrough: Undisputed is continuing to shape up nicely as a fantastic follow up to Victory Explosion VI. Amigo had survived his trial with Little Mac and retained the Capcom World Championship. Would Sal Paradise be able to do the same with the Global World Championship? We'd find out tonight, inside of a steel cage.

-Greed, The Sharks, and Jet Set Future were all apart of the 3-Team Tag opener. A crazy frenzied match consisting of quick tags and pull apart brawls. Sharks and Jet Set cleared Greed from the ring before going back and forth with each other. Shark #1 proved to be adept at countering the lucha blades style and got into a nice move/counter move situation with Switchback. Later in the match Grind hit the Rolling Moonsault on Ra, but Shark #2 hit a flying elbow on the back of his head that forced him out of the ring. Ra stumbled back up in time for a Shark Driver and got pinned. The Sharks are now 2-0 in their return and looking good. 3-Team Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Grind/Switchback and Hashim Al-Singh/Ra (6:50) via #2 Shark Driver on Ra -> Pin **1/2 Stars

A surprise appearance backstage got the crowd fired up, as former EBW wrestler Curry Man could be seen dancing his way to the front!

-A surprise return added intrigue and excitement to the Infinity Division Tag match, as Curry Man returned to team with Bolshoi against Hotlanta and Generator. A dream team of shenanigans, Curry and the Clown had the fans going wild with their silly moves and random dance numbers. Hot and Generator were frustrated from constant loss, and it didn't help things here. Curry Man hit the Spicy Drop on Generator and got the pin. A fun win for Curry Man and Bolshoi, but the losses continue for Hotlanta and Generator. Infinity Division Tag: Bolshoi/Curry Man beat Hotlanta/Generator (9:09) via Curry Spicy Drop on Generator -> Pin ** Stars

Backstage, Ness was getting ready for his next match. Suddenly, Troy blindsided him with a big boot before Red Shirts could pull him off. Their match would be next.

-What should have been a terrific match was marred and ruined by Troy's blind rage. The Alpha Beta dragged Ness out of the entrance way before the match even started and battered him all the way to the ring. Troy's onslaught once again lead to a boot to the throat that he refused to let up on, and another DQ decision was handed down. This time Troy even chased away the referee before Red Shirts once again calmed Troy down. Singles: Ness beat Troy (1:56) via DQ 0 Stars

      

Paula could be seen wishing Heather Mach good luck as she headed towards the ring. The camera zoomed back to reveal Lady M's watching intently. She tried to move forward, but Nanimura calmed her down.

-Heather Mach was looking for revenge against Val in this singles match stemming from her involvement in a match with Erica. She came out swinging, and this match between the two ladies remained a solid strike fest the whole match. Heather Mach showed the same crazy streak that runs in her family by getting into a head butting contest with Val and covering her face with the blood. Val hit a Spinebuster and motioned for a powerbomb attempt, but Heather escaped and landed several hard kicks that took Val to her knees. Heather hit not one, but two Macha Yes for good measure and pinned Val for the win. Erica was nowhere to be seen and Val looked less than pleased. Sparkle Division Singles: Heather Mach beat Val (7:35) via Macha Ye -> Pin *** Star

Eagleland Champion Tack Angel and Cherub Kid made their way to the ring, with Tack coaching his protege on what to do against Noah Jennings.

-Noah Jennings decimated Cherub Kid in a short singles bout. A gouge to the eyes early saw the "holder" of the Eagleland Championship dominate Tack's protege. As he gloated at Tack he hit the Stock Market Crash and turned it into a Crossface leading to the victory. Solid effort from Noah, even though foul play was at hand. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Cherub Kid (2:44) via Stock Market Drop x Crossface -> Submission * Star

-Hotly anticipated match up ends in controversy! The Infinity Division Championship battle between Randy no Kachi and Firebrand X was turning into a instant classic. RnK was showing the brutality that got him where he is, while FBX was combining his knowledge of various MMA styles and lucha wrestling to catch the champ off guard and nearly submit him on more than one occasion. Late in the match Shadow appeared with two hooded figures. The figures stormed the ring and attacked both RnK and Firebrand X ending the match in a No Contest. Shadow put a stop to what could have been a phenomenal title bout. Infinity Division Championship: Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Firebrand X (14:09) No Contest 0 Stars

President Trevor Mach: Alright guys, you know what the game plan is. This is a big deal, but I have a vision here, and I believe that the sacrifice is worth it for the greater good.

Captain Strong: Trevor Mach, we might have has our differences in the past, but I agree. For the greater good, we've got your back.

Tack Angel: For the greater good! There it is again! Trevor, is there something you're not telling me?

President Trevor Mach: Tackleton! Sup brah! There is a lot that I don't tell you. I'm the President.....it's kind of what I do.

Tack Angel: Yeah I know that, but I'm talking about this greater good nonsense! You keep hiring all these guys back, you're talking to Phoenix Wright in the parking lot, and now you're bringing back Captain Strong and his police force?! What is going on here?!

President Trevor Mach: TACK! Relax man, this is all really simple. I had no idea you were so curious or I would have just told you. We're gearing up to attend the World Gaming Convention this year!

Tack Angel: World Gaming Convention?

President Trevor Mach: Yes! Think E3, but even bigger. The biggest names in the gaming industry will be there, and I wanted put on a big show there! I brought in guys like Troy and The Sharks cause we needed to inject some excitement back into the roster. I am hiring Phoenix Wright to handle all the paperwork for me. I am hiring Captain Strong and his guys to act as security for when we're there! It's going to be the biggest television and press event in years, and I want to be apart of it. It's good business don't you think?

Tack Angel: ....Yeah.....Yeah! That's actually a great idea! I'm loving this idea Trevor. Great idea!

President Trevor Mach: Hehe! Well, that's why I'm the President!

Tack Angel: Man, I thought something suspicious was up! I feel stupid! I am sorry!

President Trevor Mach: Don't worry about it man.

Tack Angel: That puts my mind at ease let me tell ya! Alright then, all I have to do is focus on regaining the Eagleland Championship for that big show then. I'll leave you to you work.

President Trevor Mach: Later Tacklebox!

Captain Strong: So you haven't told him yet?

President Trevor Mach: No, but I will. I'm hoping to get him on my side for this but.....I don't know.

Backstage one final time, as various wrestlers were gearing up to head out to answer Sal's challenge. One particular wrestler stood in there way and made it clear he was the one answering the challenge. Sal Paradise entered to a loud reception from the fans as the cage was constructed around the ring. He entered and held up the Global World Championship. The People's Choice pointed to the entrance way and signaled for his opponent to come out. Both he and the fans were shocked to see that Kinniku Mike answering the challenge. He wasn't waiting for Breakthrough: Destiny, he wanted a title match now.

-It was now main event time, Kinniku Mike stepped up to take on Sal Paradise in the cage for the Global World Championship. They shook hands as the announcer made the formal introductions for the title bout, but the courtesies ended there, as the ensuing match would be an all out war. The wrestlers squared off with each other and avoided locking up in the early goings. It started slow, but soon they were countering, and avoiding each others signature moves. Mike won an early exchange with a German Suplex with a bridge for a two count. Mike then settled into a chinlock as Sal reached out looking for air. Sal finally got back to his feet after reaching the ropes to climb up and fired back with a big spin kick that sent Mike flying into the cage. Sal grinded his head into the cage and forced him back onto his knees with a Double Knee Backbreaker and a pin attempt. 1-2-KICKOUT! Sal then tried to quick climb the cage, but Mike grabbed him and slammed him down hard with a Spinebuster. Mike climbed the cage a bit and tried to drop down on Sal, but Sal rolled out of the way at the last moment, bounced off the ropes, and came back with a Shining Wizard. He picked Mike up by the dreads and attempted a suplex, but Mike countered with an attempt of his own. Sal escaped the suplex and got Mike's back where he tried to lift him again. Mike let the elbows fly and forced Sal back into the cage. Mike snapmared him to the mat and low kicked him in the back repeatedly, before running the rope and hitting his new Permanent Wave running knee attack. Sal was bleeding and hurting, but he managed to get back to his feet and take Mike back to the mat as he climbed the cage. He tried to lock in the Paradise Lock, but Mike was fighting it. He took Mike the rest of the way down and tried the Cross Armbreaker, but Mike was fighting out of that too. Both men got back to their feet, as Mike missed a big elbow, Sal got behind him once again and managed to lift him this time for the face plant. Sal landed several elbow drops to buy some time and worked his way up the cage again. Mike slowly followed and managed to grab his foot at the top. They both battled on the top, and it ended with both taking a nasty spill to the mat. Mike was up first and lifted Sal into a tight bear hug. Sal tried to punch and kick his way out. Mike let up on the hug and kicked Sal in the abdomen before hitting the Release Dragon Suplex. 1-2-KICKOUT! Mike couldn't believe that the champion survived and picked him up for another go. Sal blocked the attempt and instead used all of his strength to lift Mike for the Sheer Drop Brainbuster. The ring and the cage shook with the impact as Sal rolled Mike up. 1-2-KICKOUT! Mike barely survived that time, as he and Sal struggled back to their feet. They both had a look that suggested they might make a go at the cage, but instead they collided with more hard strikes. Mike gained control and this time hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Mike began to climb the cage, but the cheering of the fans got Sal back to his feet as he managed to get Mike down and hit the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori². Sal tried to climb the cage this time, but the fans also will Mike to his feet as he pulled Sal off the cage just as he had reached the top. Both men were tired and battered but on this night Mike had just a little more energy and unleashed his own version of Sal Paradise's finisher, the Kokoro Hiraite Sonoko before rolling up the champ. 1-2-3! Kinniku Mike had just shocked the wrestling world and finally claimed the Global World Championship! Classic match with a 5 Star rating, though probably not the outcome Sal Paradise was hoping for. Global World Championship Open Cage: Kinniku Mike beat Sal Paradise(c) (23:11) via Kokoro Hiraite Sonoko -> Pin -> NEW Global World Champion! ***** Stars

The fans were on their feet as a teary eyed Kinniku Mike clutched the Global World Championship and ran around the ring with it. SURGE Generation appeared to applaud their ally in his success as blue sparks fell from the ceiling. The place became unglued for Kinniku Mike, as he climbed the cage and presented his new belt, the Global World Championship. A surprise chance paid off and Kinniku Mike finally had his breakthrough!



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Fourside Expo Center
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1. 3-Team Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Grind/Switchback and Hashim Al-Singh/Ra (6:50) via #2 Shark Driver on Ra -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Tag: Bolshoi/Curry Man beat Hotlanta/Generator (9:09) via Curry Spicy Drop on Generator -> Pin
3. Singles: Ness beat Troy (1:56) via DQ
4. Sparkle Division Singles: Heather Mach beat Val (7:35) via Macha Ye -> Pin
5. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Cherub Kid (2:44) via Stock Market Drop x Crossface -> Submission
6. Infinity Division Championship: Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Firebrand X (14:09) No Contest
7. Global World Championship Open Cage: Kinniku Mike beat Sal Paradise(c) (23:11) via Kokoro Hiraite Sonoko -> Pin -> NEW Global World Champion!

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Announcer: Now it's time for another big EBW News Update. Let's take it to the News Center with Nerma!



Nerma: Nerma here, and the wrestling world is still in shock over the events of Xperience. Kinniku Mike accepted the open challenge from Sal Paradise and won the Global World Championship in the steel cage! It just goes to show you how unpredictable this sport and promotion can be. I'm here with the three men most affected by these events. Capcom World Champion Amigo, Maurice, and now former Global World Champion Sal Paradise.

Sal Paradise: Rub it in a little more Nerma.

Nerma: Sorry. It must have been quite the shock to lose the belt to Mike on Xperience, when you were set to face him at Breakthrough.

Sal Paradise: I got to hand it to Mike, I didn't see it coming. He put one over on me and rightfully won the belt. As much as it hurts I can't fault the guy for jumping at the opportunity. It's opportunities like that that makes new main eventers around here. I just hope he enjoys this short run with the belt, because now he's assured that the Breakthrough curse will strike again and I will reclaim the Global World Championship.

Nerma: Maurice, what are your thoughts on the development?

Maurice: I honestly had no idea we could do that. I figured we had title matches at Breakthrough so were kinda exempt? That's what I get for assuming I suppose.

Nerma: Amigo? We saw that you actually had a big grin on your face on Xperience. Why was that?

Amigo: Well no offense to Sal or Maurice, but I think a showdown between me and Mike would be quite fitting all things considered. The ultimate showdown for SURGE Generation. We came into this promotion together, I think we should be the ones to fight for the Undisputed Global World Championship. Of course as we all know now, nothing is set in stone, so I'll be taking Maurice very seriously.

Nerma: Well there you have it. Just a few of the comments surrounding this big development.



Nerma: In other big news, it appears that President Trevor Mach's wishes to have a show at the World Gaming Convention are coming true. The WGC is the premiere convention for the gaming company. All of the majors CEOs and development heads personally attend while showing off their new wares. All the biggest names in gaming under one roof. It's the perfect place for an EBW show. With all of that press and exposure it can only lead to good things. President Mach believes this never would have been possible had he not be elected President of EBW, so he give a big thank you to all of the fans. He wants you all to know that a new world is on the horizon.



Nerma: Finally, we end on an update for Breakthrough: Undisputed. The Infinity Division and Sparkle Division will each see championship matches added to the card. This is turning out to be quite the big event, and a pay per view you won't want to miss. Plus, we have a full Xcite card. Big tags and singles with Breakthrough implications. Don't miss it!

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Fourside Expo Center
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1. Infinity Division Singles: Bolshoi vs. Generator
2. Infinity Division Singles: Hotlanta vs. Curry Man
3. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Grind/Switchback vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
4. Infinity Division Tag: Randy no Kachi/Firebrand X vs. ?/?
5. Sparkle Division 8-Woman Tag: Tracy/Paula/Heather Mach/Kumatora vs. Lady M's/Erica/Val/Nanimura
6. No Rules Singles: Troy vs. Ness
7. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Cherub Kid vs. Noah Jennings/Hashim Al-Singh
8. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Sal Paradise/Maurice

EBW Breakthrough: Undisputed
Twoson Fairgrounds
Pay Per View

1. Infinity Division Championship: Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Firebrand X
2. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Lady M's
3. Undisputed Eagleland Championship Ladder Match: Tack Angel(c) vs. Noah Jennings
4. Capcom World Championship: Amigo(c) vs. Maurice
5. Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Sal Paradise
6. Undisputed Global World Championship: Capcom World Champion vs. Global World Champion

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Announcer: And now EBW turns down the lights for a new block of programming specifically for the older crowds. It's late night and that means the debut of the Kinniku Mike show on After Hours Block. Rated M for Mature.



(Note: Kinniku Mike show was written by Kinniku Mike)



Kinniku Mike: Testing one two...testing...

Maurice: Mike, why do you have a pair of red underwear over your head...? RED? I thought blue was your favorite color?

Kinniku Mike: Haha, Team Strong Tits will have to explain before we go on air. You know I'm about to deliver more goods than Howard Stern. Yea...the Howard Stern of EBW! Uuuuuuuuu!!! Come on Maurice say it with me!

Maurice: No Mike...no. *presses ON-AIR BUTTON*

Kinniku Mike: Alright welcome to the debut of Booty Call with Kinniku Mike along with my roadie on this show Maurice which makes him the first to co-host two current shows.
For those who don't know, I'm the Samoan Sexmachine, and I like big butts on a woman. Not sure which is more of a accomplishment...Anywho, recently Ive won the Global Crown Championship being an opportunist against Sal Paradise. He decided to do a last minute defense and made it an open challenge in a steel cage. This man is like, my idol in terms of being in EBW. He was one of the guys that I had admiration for, and usually I figure admiration for another man is borderline homosexuality. Now many have taken distinct arguments about my title win but let me use this theory on something I'm familiar with...SEX!

Maurice: Oh god no...

Kinniku Mike: You see these red panties over my head? After EBW I decided to go to Edo Women's promotion to see Meiko Satomura...sounds familiar?

Maurice: Wasn't that the same woman that started wrestling with Sonoko Kato...as in your ex Sonoko? As in the same Sonoko you did an AV with that Mach was crazy to agree with selling that was recently nominated for a Amatur Sex Award recently at the Edo Adult Video Awards?

Kinniku Mike: That's right, I tried to make a pass and got roundhoused by her. She got a muscle butt like Sonoko too! I woke up and a pair of her underwear on my head, since then, I've kept em on! Uuuuuuuu!!!!

Maurice: Uuuu....nasty...

Kinniku Mike: Which reminds me of another subject, what the hell was with the smile on Amigo? That was as scary as any movie ive seen in my life man. But with being around us, were slowly getting him out of his shell. Which reminds me a while back we took him to a strip club and he couldnt do anything due to being wheelchair bound. Now possibly
after Breakthrough Im doing the same thing. Reactions...reactions...well Maurice lets take a few phone calls. Now like Dr. Amigo, I'm only asking for questions from people on the EBW roster. Only reason why is due to President Mach not allowing my original request to women only just to not risk gettin kicked off the network. Bu isnt that the point of this show? Mind you EBW fans this is just the first episode as many ideas will be used. Maybe like a hot asian woman on the week..

Maurice: Ok...well we have the supposed Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings on line one.

Kinniku Mike: Alright, Mr. Jockass, I mean Jennings you're on Booty Call.

Noah Jennings: Other than EBW wasting their tax dollars on someone like you, I just want to let it be known that Tack Angel will accept defeat in the ladder match. Then I will claim dominance winning the Undisputed title from one of you low income, trailer living...

Maurice: *clicks over* Oops, it looks like we have a problem with technical difficulties. Greed didn't pay their phone bill im assuming?

Kinniku Mike: No you just purposely hung up on him because you don't like him nor his Greed stable and you decided to use your built up frustration on hanging up on this important call because hes not here to get his teeth knocked in....AND I LIKE IT! Next week, we will do an open discussion on the after effects of the Breakthrough ppv
thats if we dont get cancelled by then. So signing off, don't forget to watch us on Xcite, Xperience, and other shows on the EBW Network...ooooooooooor....

Maurice: You could just watch us instead?

Kinniku Mike: EXACTLY! Now gimmie a Uuuuuuuuu!!! Come on Team Strong Tits for the Surge Generation...Uuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Maurice: Uuuuuuuuu?

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Tess: Well that's why I'm proud of both of you.

Paula: Tracy, you've really done a lot in the Sparkle Division so far. I just hope I can wipe away the stain of my "cover assignment".

Tracy: Well we can sure hope so....Sis. Just stay close to me you never know where there might be trouble.

Lady M's: You just found trouble as it turns out.

Tracy: M's? What are you doing here? What are you doing with that chair?

Lady M's Waiting for all of you.

Paula: M's listen I-

Lady M's: I don't want to hear any of it Paula. You signed a check that your little ass can't cash, and now it's time to pay the piper.

Tess: M's stop this at once. I know Trevor is the President, but you decided to go back to the active roster. That means I am in charge of you!

Lady M's: No one is in charge of me Tess. Haven't you figured that out by now? Haven't we been through enough in Sparkle for you to know that? Now....here is how I see it. Paula betrayed everyone.......then she said she didn't.....you both welcome her back with open arms. Now of course you're all one big happy family so it makes since in a way. BUT....you all have some sort of past that involves lies and deceit to get whatever you want. I come to the conclusion that maybe Paula really was "doing it for EBW", but she still has this coming. I'm not as sure of you two as I was before though. Tess and Tracy.....you might be the ones playing a game here. I don't trust any of you, and when I don't trust you, that puts you in line for Smash Mouth Justice. Tess Nester, Tracy Nester, and Paula Nester.....I've got my eye on the whole Nester family. I'll be seeing you.

Tess: ......Where did she get it in her head that our last name is Nester?

Paula: That would be kind of weird wouldn't it?

Tracy: Ness Nester? I don't think Mom is THAT cruel.

Tess: My last name is obviously-



One week left before Breakthrough: Undisputed, and a shocking event has changed the landscape of the game. Kinniku Mike has decided to Breakthrough early, and beat Sal Paradise for the Global World Championship in an Open Challenge Cage Match. The fans and wrestlers in the back were all in shock by the gutsy move paying off. Kinniku Mike had finally claimed his dream. Now that EBW has more than one World Championship though, a new hurdle is presented in front of the self proclaimed Sex Machine. The show opened with blue fireworks and sparklers as the new Global World Champion made his way to the ring. The ladies swooned as the new champion held the belt up high and strutted his way to the ring.



Kinniku Mike: Woooo! I know this is normally supposed to be the "Red Show", but we're painting it blue tonight, because Team Strong Tits has the Global World Championship! Uuuuuuuu! That's right folks, this guy right here, the Sex Machine, the mountain of molten lust, the count of monte crisco.....that last one I would have to explain....is the NEW Global World Champion! I would go ahead and do that speech where I say I couldn't have done it without all of you, but you already know about all that stuff. I don't want to act like someone I'm not here. That's normally not my style. You all know me, and you know where I'm coming from. I started strong around here, but I was never able to finish the deed. I had major World Championship blue balls. I decided that I wouldn't wait for another Breakthrough to come around. I wouldn't let a so called curse drag down Team Strong Tits. I took my chance and I finally succeeded. Now that I'm here though I feel like I've only gotten to 3rd base. EBW is like a fan ass woman with a big booty. If I want to get lucky I have one more base to go. I've got to become the Undisputed Global World Champion! Uuuuuu!!!!

Sal Paradise: Sounds good Mike, it sounds really good.

Kinniku Mike: Sal! Hey man, no hard feelings about Xperience, but to be honest you kind of set yourself up for that one.

Sal Paradise: Mike, you've got a point there. I did open myself up to a challenge, and I got a bigger challenge then I was expecting. That is totally on me, but I'm not going to be one of those guys that bitches and moans about it. Instead, I'm going to let you know that I intend on getting that title back at Breakthrough. I don't believe in your Breakthrough curse per say, but I'm going to make it come true on my way to the Undisputed Gold.

Amigo: Sal....Mike....you're both wrong. I'm the Capcom World Champion. I'm the new World Warrior. I didn't get this by luck. I got it by skill. I defeated the ace of Capcom and this is the proof. Don't underestimate me. I'm going to be Undisputed Global World Champion.

Maurice: I'm once again the dark horse of SURGE, but that's alright with me. I like being the unexpected winner. I like proving people wrong. I was the one that knocked out Little Mac and made history. Amigo, you couldn't even put down Mac as quickly as I did. I didn't spend months battling Mac and Greed to miss out on the opportunity. I'm going to be Undisputed Global World Champion.

-Opening bout saw Generator regain career momentum in a fast paced effort against Bolshoi. Bolshoi's clowning around lead to an IGNITION Facebuster that was followed by the pin. Generator needed a win here, and looked good in the process. Bolshoi offered him a flowed after the match but it turned out to squirt water and Bolshoi ran away laughing. Infinity Division Singles: Generator beat Bolshoi (5:03) via IGNITION Facebuster -> Pin **Stars

-Hotlanta matched his tag partner by giving Curry Man a return loss after his big debut win last week. Longer match that saw Curry Man in control, but his shenanigans gave way to Hot landing a ring shaking Bellerophon Bomb before the pin. Like Generator, Hotlanta really needed the win. Curry Man looked good in defeat and danced with the crowd after that match. Infinity Division Singles: Hotlanta beat Curry Man (8:40) via Bellerophon Bomb -> Pin ** Stars

Backstage we could see Ness and Paula meeting up. Many different EBW wrestlers walked by with a look of disdain. Is this disdain warranted? Lady M's could be seen lurking in the background once again with Nanimura having to hold her back again. Big tension in the Sparkle Division.

-The Sharks and Jet Set Future both brought a new enthusiasm and hope into the Tag Team Division in their #1 Contender match. A solid tag between a veteran team and a team quickly on the way up. Grind and Switchback controlled the match early on with their Lucha Blades style, with Grind isolating Shark #1 and working him over with punches followed by a Rolling Tightrope Slam. Eventually, Shark #2 entered the fray and the veterans managed to eliminate Grind from the ring. The tables turned as Switchback was isolated and finally dropped to the mat with a Shark Driver followed by a pin. The Sharks have brought themselves back to the top of Tag Team wrestling, and now one things stands between them and the gold. Camilo Ortega and Anwin. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Grind/Switchback (13:30) via Shark #1 Shark Driver on Switchback -> Pin ***1/2 Stars

Speaking of the Tag Team Champions, they could be seen watching on a monitor backstage. Little Mac appeared and Anwin walked off as Mac threatened Camilo about what would happen if he lost the Tag Team Championship. He then restated that if Anwin was to hold the other belt then he would need to be brought into Greed one way....or the other.

-An Infinity Tag Match that never happened. Champions were supposed to team up, as Randy no Kachi and Firebrand X were going to face the men who attacked them during their title bout last week. They arrived tonight, but they were still shrouded and and went on the offensive along with Shadow before the match could even get started. Shadow's attempts to ruin Randy no Kachi's reign as champion continue. Infinity Division Tag: Randy no Kachi/Firebrand X vs. ?/? (0:00) No Contest 0 Stars

-A huge Sparkle Division 8-Woman Tag saw the growing animosity between Lady M's and the Queen's Crown Champion continue, all revolving around Paula. An intense match that saw every fighter tagged in for at least a bit to show off what they can do, but the majority of the match saw M's trying to isolate Paula and lay on the hurt. M's was teamed with Erica and Val, two women who don't get along  with her, and they kept trying to tag themselves in much to M's frustration. Erica and Val have a little issue going on themselves with Heather Mach, and that didn't help their team either. Lack of focus and team effort lead to Tracy hitting the Tik Tak on Erica before getting the pin. Good win for the Champion's team. M's and Nanimura combined with Erica and Val make an easily combustible element. After the match Erica was yelling at Val, who has failed to help escape from a pin two matches in a row now. Sparkle Division 8-Woman Tag: Tracy/Paula/Heather Mach/Kumatora beat Lady M's/Erica/Val/Nanimura (9:14) via Tracy Tik Tak on Erica -> Pin *** Stars

Backstage Nerma was about to interview Ness, as Troy once again attacked from behind and dragged Ness all the way out to the ring for their No Rules match.  

-Troy once again brought that dominant style to the ring as he dragged Ness our for a No Rules match. Brutal exchanges had Ness bleeding heavily. Luckily, this ain't some stupid PG show so the match was allowed to continue. The fans were getting of Ness's side a bit when he turned things and whipped Troy into ring steps. He landed heavy blows with some chairs and went for the PSI Rockin, but Troy pushed him off and hit the Punt Kick. He landed blow after blow with the referee trying to check on Ness, but with Ness non responsive, the referee pulled Troy off and ended in that match in Troy's favor. The No Rules allowed Troy to thrive with his bully tactics and Ness was looking to be really hurt. No Rules Singles: Troy beat Ness (6:20) via Referee Stoppage * Star

Ness was put on a stretcher and hauled to the back with Troy looming. Tack Angel appeared and stood in Troy's way.

Tack Angel: What are you doing Troy?

Troy: What I feel like you little fuck! Get the hell out of my way!

Tack Angel: I thought I was your target?

Troy: I target whoever the hell I want whenever the hell I want. I don't care about any of you. I'm looking out for me! That bloody fuck over there simply pissed me off. Get out of my way before I do decide to split your head open.

Tack Angel: Back off Troy!

Troy: Well! Since when did you become the physical type!?

Tack Angel: You just back off Troy. You're not going to run through EBW like you did before.

Troy: Fuck yes I will, because I'm Troy.

-Tag team action saw Team Seraphim Tack Angel and Cherub Kid claim victory over Noah Jennings and Hashim Al-Singh, after weeks of Noah messing with Tack and his protege, going so far as to "take back" the Eagleland Championship. Tack dominated the match, and with the energy of the fans on his side he went for the TaToBa Kick on Noah. Noah quickly tagged out and ran away with the Eagleland Championship. Tack adjusted his course and nailed Hashim before getting the pin. Good action, and a needed win for Tack and his protege. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Cherub Kid beat Noah Jennings/Hashim Al-Singh (4:59) via Tack TaToBa Kick on Hashim -> Pin ** Stars

-Big main event as new Global World Champion Kinniku Mike and Capcom World Champion Amigo teamed up against teammate Maurice and former Global World Champion Sal Paradise in a great match. Both sides were dead even, but Mike was looking a little sore and Paradise capitalized by targeting the knees and then the neck where Mike took most of his damage. Sal was focused and vicious in his retaliation on Mike and proved that he's determined to get his title back by pinning the new Global World Champion following a Kokoro Hiraite Kaori². A tough loss for Mike on a night that should have been more of a celebration. Sal Paradise looked fired up. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Maurice beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo (8:29) via Paradise Kokoro Hiraite Kaori² on Mike -> Pin *** Stars

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1. Infinity Division Singles: Generator beat Bolshoi (5:03) via IGNITION Facebuster -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Singles: Hotlanta beat Curry Man (8:40) via Bellerophon Bomb -> Pin
3. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Grind/Switchback (13:30) via Shark #1 Shark Driver on Switchback -> Pin
4. Infinity Division Tag: Randy no Kachi/Firebrand X vs. ?/? (0:00) No Contest
5. Sparkle Division 8-Woman Tag: Tracy/Paula/Heather Mach/Kumatora beat Lady M's/Erica/Val/Nanimura (9:14) via Tracy Tik Tak on Erica -> Pin
6. No Rules Singles: Troy beat Ness (6:20) via Referee Stoppage
7. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Cherub Kid beat Noah Jennings/Hashim Al-Singh (4:59) via Tack TaToBa Kick on Hashim -> Pin
8. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Maurice beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo (8:29) via Paradise Kokoro Hiraite Kaori² on Mike -> Pin



Vice President Ryan IQ : Good work tonight Tack!

Executive Moz: Yes, good luck at Breakthrough man!

Tack Angel: Haha! Thanks guys, I'm feeling good tonight. I stood up to Troy, I won the match, and now I'm going to go on and get back that Eagleland Championship at Breakthrough! To think, I was stressing out because I thought something fishy was going on behind the scenes. I'm just glad that it was only the World Gaming Convention deal. Well, I'm off to my broom closet. Tralalalala!

President Trevor Mach: Well....Tack seemed like he was in a good mood.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Well you haven't told him yet. Quite frankly, I'm stressed about this. Imagine how that constant bundle of nerves is going to handle it.

President Trevor Mach: Well Ryan, that's why you're staying out of this.

Executive Moz: Aren't you going to bring Tack in on your plan?

President Trevor Mach: ....I hope so.....but if not.....we do what we have to do.....for the greater good.

 

President Trevor Mach: Ladies and Gentlemen, let's cut straight to the chase. We're here tonight to see some kick ass EBW wrestling, but more than that, we're here to see who will carry the future of EBW. Who will become the icon for the company. Who will become the Undisputed Champion in wrestling? Standing in the ring are the four potential men who will take this company to the next level. I have been in the ring with all four of them in the past. I've fought them, and I've fought along side them. They are the best guys for the job, but only one will earn that right. One man will defeat all others and stand atop the mountain. Tonight, one man will Breakthrough, and become....Undisputed. Eh? You see what I did there? You see the play on words and stuff? Haha, you got it. Anyways Twoson, let the battle begin! GAGOOSH!



The crowd was packed into the Twoson Fairgrounds for a night of championship matches. Big matches on the card that would crown new champions or further forge the reigns of the current champions. The main event would see the first ever Undisputed Global World Champion crowned. Before that could get underway though, a few unexpected guests entered the ring...



Generation Gimmie came out to "formally" introduce themselves as a group to the EBW crowd. They did this by picketing and protesting the event until they were put on the card. Heather Mach lead Cherub Kid and Jet Set Future to the ring to oblige the protestors in a 8-Person Tag.

-Interesting opening match, as Generation Gimmie debuted as a team against the collective force of Heather Mach, Cherub Kid, Grind and Switchback. An interesting clash of styles with Ratz and Karnage doing most of the heavy lifting for their team with the brash hardcore style they were known for in VBW. Heather and Janine also had an exciting back and forth, but the real story was Cherub Kid getting the win over Chad the Hipster after hitting a high flying splash called the Cherub's Flight. Generation Gimmie was run out of the ring as Mach, Cherub, and JSF celebrated in the ring. Exciting opening match. 8-Person Tag: Heather Mach/Cherub Kid/Grind/Switchback beat Janine/Chad the Hipster/Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (8:53) via Cherub's Flight on Chad the Hipster -> Pin **1/2 Stars

In the back Troy could be seen wandering the back and looking kind of tense while searching for Ness. Hater tried to get a word with him, but Troy tossed him into a wall and stormed on. The Red Shirts tried to stop him and lead him out of the building, but Troy insisted on hunting down Ness.

-The Tag Team Champion bout featured the new blood champions colliding with one of the very first EBW teams The Sharks. Exciting match as old clashed with new. The Sharks kept it basic and showed the champs a thing or two, but Anwin and Camilo held right with them. Anwin looked to score the win with a Static Suplex on Shark #1, but Shark #2 got involved and they landed a Double Shark Driver. Camilo rushed in and actually saved his partner, getting the Greed lackey some cheers from the audience. The cheers turned to boos as Camilo later tagged in and low blowed Shark #2, before hitting the Osoto Gari and getting the pin. Good match until Camilo marred the finish. Tag Team Championship: Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (9:04) via Camilo Osoto Gari on Shark #2 -> Pin -> 2nd Title Defense! ** Stars

-Infinity Division Championship match set the standard for the night and could have easily stolen the show. Randy no Kachi the champion and Firebrand X the challenger and current Maelstrom Openweight Champion let it all hang out in a fiery showcase of what both youngsters could do. The two champions circled each other and held up their respective belts before colliding in a series of holds and counter holds. RnK caught FBX with a neck breaker during the early going for a 2 count. Firebrand fired back with some chops a short time later and hit boot in the corner followed by hitting an elbow off the second rope for another 2 count. The crowd was split for the two young guns, but they all booed as Shadow and SinDOS came out and circled the ring. Randy and Firebrand stopped the match for a brief moment to flip out of the ring and attack Shadow and his lackeys before continuing their fight. Late in the match Randy looked to land a No Kachi Cutter, but Firebrand X escaped and shot Randy down to the ground. The masked MMA luchador was quick to cinch in a Kimura. Randy no Kachi tried to fight out and reach the ropes, but Shadow reappeared and slapped his hand away. Firebrand X held the lock until Randy had no choice but to tap out. Firebrand X won an exceptional match to become a Double Champion and the most successful rookie in EBW history! Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X beat Randy no Kachi(c) (13:50) via Kimura -> Submission -> NEW Infinity Division Champion! **** Stars

Backstage Lady M's was seen getting ready for the match against Queen's Crown Champion Tracy. Paula bravely walked up to her in a surprising scene.

Lady M's: Paula, you must be insane to be standing here right now. Insane or ready to die.

Paula: Tali, enough of this. I don't care if you agree with my tactics or not. I did what I had to do and I'm tired of having to look around the corner everywhere I walked waiting for you. I'm here because if you're going to make a move then do it right now. You need your revenge? Get it right here. Smash Mouth Justice. I'm ready for it.

Lady M's: Heh. You must be crazy if you think you're ready for Smash Mouth Justice. Reminds me of all those times I chucked Trevor out of the window in The Ultimate EBW. He had no idea what he was getting into. Neither do you, but I respect guts. I respect insanity. Paula, do yourself a favor and back away. I don't feel much like hitting you right now. I'd rather focus on your sister in law. She's got something I want. The Queen's Crown Championship.

Paula: Good luck.

-A Queen's Crown Championship that the fans were waiting for lead to a disappointing finish. Lady M's was getting her shot against Tracy and the Queen's Crown Championship, and the match itself was very intense. M's and Tracy know each other so well that it lead to an even and brutal encounter. Late in the match controversy brewed as M's and Tracy were locked up in a test of strength. Paula suddenly ran into the ring crying, begging both ladies to stop fighting. She shouted about something happening in the back and refused to let the match continue. The referee had to rule the match a No Contest as the crowd booed the decision. Paula begged Tracy to listen and asked M's "why" over and over again. A confusing finish as all three women ran to the back. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Lady M's (8:19) No Contest 0 Stars

-Ladders were brought to the ring for the next match, as Tack Angel would take on Noah Jennings to attempt to reclaim his Eagleland Championship. An entertaining match, that saw the ladders used a lot, as Noah tried to avoid getting into an actual wrestling match with Tack to get to the belt. Tack wore all yellow in this match up and relied more on his speed to catch Noah off guard and keep him from grabbing the belt. Late in the match both men were climbing the ladder to get the belt, when Hashim Al-Singh rushed down to the ring and pulled Tack off the ladder. Tack clawed at him and high kicked him back out of the ring. He then turned to Noah and tried to push away the ladder, but Noah managed to grab the belt and hang on long enough to pull the belt down. Noah Jennings won the match with an assist from Hashim. Tack looked displeased after the match as Noah feigned tears as he snatched up Tack's tin foil version of the title and held both belts. Tack tried to take a swing at him with a high kick, but Noah rolled out the ring and celebrated on his way up to the stage. Undisputed Eagleland Championship Ladder Match: Noah Jennings beat Tack Angel(c) (9:56) via Title Grab -> NEW Eagleland Champion! *** Stars

We cut to the parking lot where Tess was seen laying on the ground covered in blood. EMTs were hard at work putting her on a stretcher to cart her away. Paula was in tears as she held up Lady M's bloody hat. The scene looked like Lady M's had attacked Tess, and both Paula and Tracy demanded to know what was going on. Lady M's looked just as shocked as they were, but grabbed her hat and walked away without saying a word.



Nerma: Nerma here with Greed and-

Little Mac: Greed is back! We're on the winning side again, just when it looked like our stock was falling. Noah Jennings is now a 3-Time Eagleland Champion, and Camilo Ortega is still a Tag Team Champion! Hashim is beating Tack Angel. Mike Ishijima is winning. Ra is......Ra. We're back baby!

Nerma: Yes, but what about Anwin. It looks like he is standing by as well. Anwin, have you joined Greed?

Anwin: No. I just came here because I was told we were having an interview. It was an honor to battle The Sharks and I wish the outcome would have been clean.

Camilo Ortega: Who cares about the finish! The point is we have the belts. That's all that matters.

Anwin: I think you and I both know that's not the case. You claim to be a Judoka. You should know how much an actual win means.

Camilo Ortega: .....

Little Mac: Don't listen to him Ortega. You did exactly what you needed to do. Just like Noah Jennings over here!

Noah Jennings: See something that belongs to you Tack Angel? No you don't, because I am the Undisputed Eagleland Champion. I've got the Eagleland Champion and I've got....this. The symbol of your naive stupidity that you were on Noah Jenning's level. I would like to announce here and now that on the next Xcite at the Global Gaming Conference, I'm going to set this trinket ablaze and burn away any chance you have of winning back this belt.

Little Mac: Excellent! Good form Noah. I think sooner rather than later you and I might need to add more gold around our waists. Perhaps we'll make sure that the tag gold is 100% in Greed hands.

Camilo Ortega: Eh?

-The Capcom World Championship match set the stage for how the end of the evening would go down, as Amigo claimed a huge victory over his SURGE Generation partner Maurice. A classic battle between a grappler and a striker that lead to Maurice nearly claiming victory on more than one occasion. Constantly dropping bombs on the World Warrior, Maurice did his best to go for a KO with every punch, but Amigo took him off his feet for control. A great match that ended with a Rolling Olympic Hell submission and a victory for Amigo. He has solidified his spot overcome a big obstacle. Maurice too looked in top form, but narrowly lost out in an exciting contest. Capcom World Championship: Amigo(c) beat Maurice (12:20) via Rolling Olympic Hell -> Submission -> 2nd Title Defense! **** Stars

-A big rematch saw new Global World Champion Kinniku Mike step up his game against Sal Paradise in another classic encounter. More of the same hot action from their Xperience match, but without the ring, meaning the fight spilled out to the floor on more than one occasion. Sal whipped Mike into the steps to try and hurt his shoulders and negate the strength advantage. A good strategy that nearly paid off as Mike looked haggered as he tried to toss Sal around the ring. Sal tried a Double Knee Backbreaker and a pin attempt but only got a two. Mike recovered and landed a Release Dragon Suplex, but also only scored a two. Neither man was willing to stay down. Late in the match controversy erupted, as Jamie OD appeared out of the crowd after being gone for a month and tried to get Sal's attention. The hooligan's trickery paid off, as Sal lost focus and found himself in the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb before the 1-2-3. Kinniku Mike had successfully beaten Sal Paradise again and defended the belt. So far the curse appeared to be broken. Sal Paradise was more concerned about Jamie OD's reappearance and tried to chase him before Jamie once again disappeared in the crowd. Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Sal Paradise (10:40) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin -> 1st Title Defense!

We cut to the back one last time as Tack Angel had an ice pack on his neck. Amy came in with a note for Tack that was written by Trevor. It gave him instructions to meet after the Pay Per View...

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It was now time for the main event. President Trevor Mach himself came back out to announce the participants. Global World Champion Kinniku Mike and Capcom World Champion Amigo. At the end of this battle, only one would be the Undisputed Global World Champion...

-Main event match for the Undisputed Global World Championship saw Kinniku Mike and Amigo put everything on the line. Both men were tired and weary from earlier matches, but the drive to be the best shown in their battle as neither man was ready to give up. Mike and Amigo shook hands at the start of the match in a show of respect, but immediately exploded at the sound of the bell. Amigo tried to take it to the mat while Mike used his strength to take that weapon away from the World Warrior. Mike won an exchange with a German Suplex with a bridge for a two count. Mike then settled into a chinlock as Amigo reached out looking for air. Amigo finally got back to his feet after reaching the ropes and fired back with a tackle that sent Mike flying to the floor. Amigo followed him out and let the elbows fly until Mike grabbed his arm and pushed Amigo backwards, forcing his head to hit the ring steps. Amigo was dazed and bleeding. Mike showed remorse for an instant, but quickly rolled Amigo into the ring to go for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Amigo staggered to his feet, when Mike shot him right back down and went to work on the legs. Mike was picking him apart, until Amigo grabbed his head and rolled him into a pin, but only got a 1 count. He got back to his feet and leaned against the ropes as Mike charged. Amigo waited til the last second to duck and pull down the top rope. Mike went straight out of the ring and into the guardrail. This gave Amigo a few seconds to breath, but he quickly went outside to get Mike back into the ring. Amigo was hurting, but decided to go high risk. He went to the top rope to attempt a moonsault, but as the World Warrior flew Mike brought up his knees and Amigo crashed into them hard. Mike was now reeling as well, and this slowed down the middle of the match. It mostly consisted of big move, pin attempt, kickout, and back to a big move, but as the audience cheered them both on they got back to their feet and kicked it back into full gear. Amigo finally shot on Mike and took him to the mat for a series of submission attempts. Every time Amigo locked something in Mike would fight to the ropes and escape, only for Amigo to drag him back into the middle of the ring and lock in the move again. Mike was fighting it, but the subs were taking a toll on him and Amigo was in firm control. He lifted Mike and used all of his strength to hit German Suplex after German Suplex, before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Amigo was exhausted. The ring shaking moves were not keeping Mike down. Finally, Amigo mustered all of his strength for a big High Elevation German, but Mike fought out of it and landed a belly-to-belly suplex. That caught Amigo off guard, but he quickly shot up and right into Kinniku Mike once again for the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. 1-2-KICKOUT! Mike was shocked as was Amigo that he was able to kick out, but both men battled back to their feet again trading punch after punch. They locked up one last time with Mike winning out and hitting one final Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. 1-2-3! Kinniku Mike had won the match and finally broken the curse to become the Undisputed Global World Champion. The crown was on their feet as blue fireworks erupted in the ring with SURGE Generation joining together to put everything aside and congratulate Kinniku Mike. A huge moment and a monumental way to end the show. Kinniku Mike, Undisputed Global World Champion. Undisputed Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Amigo(c) (20:21) via Top Rope Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin -> Undisputed Global World Champion! ***** Stars

EBW Breakthrough: Undisputed
Twoson Fairgrounds
Pay Per View

1. 8-Person Tag: Heather Mach/Cherub Kid/Grind/Switchback beat Janine/Chad the Hipster/Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (8:53) via Cherub's Flight on Chad the Hipster -> Pin
2. Tag Team Championship: Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (9:04) via Camilo Osoto Gari on Shark #2 -> Pin -> 2nd Title Defense!
3. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X beat Randy no Kachi(c) (13:50) via Kimura -> Submission -> NEW Infinity Division Champion!
4. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Lady M's (8:19) No Contest
5. Undisputed Eagleland Championship Ladder Match: Noah Jennings beat Tack Angel(c) (9:56) via Title Grab -> NEW Eagleland Champion!
6. Capcom World Championship: Amigo(c) beat Maurice (12:20) via Rolling Olympic Hell -> Submission -> 2nd Title Defense!
7. Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Sal Paradise (10:40) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin -> 1st Title Defense!
8. Undisputed Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Amigo(c) (20:21) via Top Rope Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin -> Undisputed Global World Champion!



Tack Angel: Hey Trevor....I'm here.

President Trevor Mach: So you are. How about that finish to Breakthrough tonight? Big moment for Mike. I'm sorry that Noah got the better of you but I think that-

Tack Angel: Trevor, let's just cut to the chase. Be honest with me here, what's going on?

President Trevor Mach: Honestly. Well friends are honest with each other so here we go. What would you like to know?

Tack Angel: I want to know what you want with me in a place like this?

President Trevor Mach: I want you to join me.

Tack Angel: In what?

President Trevor Mach: Justice.

Tack Angel: There you go again. Justice. Revenge. Blah blah blah. No one can tell when you're being serious when it just sounds like you're spouting off your favorite lines from 80's action flicks.

President Trevor Mach: Look in my face. Do I look serious to you?

Tack Angel: .....How can I ever be certain with you. I bet your own wife can't tell.

President Trevor Mach: You seem a little mad at me Tack.

Tack Angel: I'm cautious Trevor. I know what you do, and I know what you can do. I know that nothing holds you back from making a point. I'm trying to find out what kind of point you're trying to make. You hire these guys all of a sudden and I think that might have been a business call for EBW, but then you suddenly take interest in the Global Gaming Conference. You suddenly bring in guys like the old Onett Police Force. I've seen you talking to Phoenix Wright. You're planning something.

President Trevor Mach: But you don't know if you can follow me do you?

Tack Angel: We're very different people.

President Trevor Mach: That's why we're such good friends. That's why I respect you. Do you think it's a coincidence that we became such good friends? Do you think it's a coincidence that I turned out to be your boss in EBW? It's a destiny of sorts. Our subconscious let everything fall into place.

Tack Angel: You're being vague and mysterious on purpose aren't you?

President Trevor Mach: ......Yes.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

President Trevor Mach: It's fun. You should try it sometime. Look Tack....I've been inside your head....literally. I know that deep down you and I share the same ideals on a great many things. If you knew what I was going to do I would think you might join me but-

Tack Angel: While we have the same ideals we both disagree on the means to the end.

President Trevor Mach: Exactly. But what I want to do is inevitable to happen anyways. All of this has been inevitable.

Tack Angel: I don't know about destiny and inevitability. I thought you were the guy that loved chaos.

President Trevor Mach: True, but in the end you still showed up here just like I expected you to, and the conversation is going exactly like I figured...and feared...that it might.

Tack Angel: So you know where I stand already?

President Trevor Mach: I do. I always do. We're like  Yin Yang only......Red and Blue.

Tack Angel: Even if that's all true, what are you trying to stay?

President Trevor Mach: Use your conscience and your sense of justice for a greater good. Let's change the rotten system of this world. Let's change how things work. So 20-30 years from now.....their won't have to be people like me. Just people who can live their lives in peace like you.

Tack Angel: Change the system? What exactly are you proposing to do?

President Trevor Mach: To wake the sleeping conscience of the people.

Tack Angel: How? Why? To what end? With violence?

President Trevor Mach: You know how I do things.

Tack Angel: That's what I'm afraid of.

President Trevor Mach: I do what I do because I have to. For the ends, I'll do what I have to when it comes to the means.

Tack Angel: You really think the ends ALWAYS justify the means?

President Trevor Mach: When it comes to real justice? Yes....sometimes it can hurt.....but yes.

Tack Angel: You and I have differing opinions of real justice. I take the life and the situations I'm given, and I make the best out of them. Meanwhile you.....you do whatever it takes to try and change the unchangeable. Trying to fight the unfightable. Change the impossible. Fighting for what you believe in. Making life take the lemons back. These are all things you've tried to teach me, but they never stick. I appreciate life and accept that somethings you can't change, but you don't have to. You can embrace what is and make the best of it. I guess that's what I stand for in a way.

President Trevor Mach: So your answer?

Tack Angel: Is no. I don't know what you're doing, but I know I can't be apart of it.

President Trevor Mach: *sigh* That really kind of sucks Tack. You know you're like a brother to me.

Tack Angel: Which is why you'll understand that no matter how many times you ask I won't be able to stand with you this time.

President Trevor Mach: ....That's too bad.......that's really too bad.

Tack Angel: .....

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Announcer: Time for a post Breakthrough news update with Nerma and Hater!

Nerma: What an exciting pay per view! Breakthrough: Undisputed was everything it was expected to be and more! Kinniku Mike is the NEW and FIRST Undisputed Global World Champion, and you know what that means? New Belt! Xcite will open with a new belt ceremony that will see President Trevor Mach personally present the title to Kinniku Mike.

Hater: Nyah! More than that though, EBW will also be on the road as Xcite will take place at the World Gaming Convention! The biggest event of the year for news on all things entertainment, but mostly video games. It's believed that EBW may have a new game coming out, and that is why Trevor Mach has been so adamant about getting EBW into the show. We know that big news is apparently planned so it should be exciting.

Nerma: A full card has already been booked and it looks like a packed show. Title contenders will be determined and the Tracy and Lady M's match that was supposed to see a finish at Breakthrough has been rescheduled as the main event. Lady M's is being accused of putting Tess in the hospital during an attack that took place sometime before the title match at the pay per view. That brought out Paula which ground the match to a halt. Hopefully nothing will get in the way of the rematch. It's a show you won't want to miss as EBW goes to the World Gaming Convention!

EBW: Xcite
World Gaming Convention
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender 4-Way: Curry Man vs. Hotlanta vs. Generator vs. Mike Ishijima
2. Infinity Division Tag Team: Firebrand X/Randy no Kachi vs. Avion/Metrion
3. Sparkle Division Tag: Erica/Val vs. Heather Mach/Nanimura
4. No Rules Tag Team: Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage
5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Hashim Al-Singh
6. Undisputed Global World #1 Contender 3-Way: Sal Paradise vs. Amigo vs. Maurice
7. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Lady M's



Nerma: In other big big news for the EBW Network, it seems that we have gotten the rights to air the big press event at the World Gaming Convention, where the people behind some of the most long awaited games will be making big announcements. This is the whole reason people follow the World Gaming Convention, and you'll be able to follow it live and uninterrupted on the EBW Network! Don't miss it!

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Nerma: Nerma here just minutes before the kick off of Xcite's big  show at the World Gaming Conference! All eyes are on EBW right now, but the big story is that Lady M's has just arrived and I'm going to get the scoop on what happened at Breakthrough: Undisputed! Tali! Tali!

Lady M's: Out of my way.

Nerma: Lady M's, tonight you have a title rematch with Tracy, but some are wondering if you deserve it after attacking Tess last night!

Lady M's: Did I ever take credit for that?

Nerma: Are you saying you're innocent?

Lady M's: I'm not saying that either.

Nerma: Well according to Paula and Queen's Crown Champion Tracy, the Sparkle Executive is in critical condition in the hospital. If you did have a role in the attack would you want to say something about it?

Lady M's: .....You're right Nerma....absolutely right. I'm not saying I did anything, but I won't deny it either cause I don't care. I will say this though. Tess is a bitch and you know what they say. Bitches get stitches. Out of my way.

Nerma: Oh my....well there you have it. Lady M's and Tracy will collide again tonight! It should be very exciting.



EBW hit the road to for the World Gaming Conference this week, to bring Xcite to a wide audience and take part in the biggest conference in gaming and entertainment. All eyes are on the conference center this week, and that means all eyes are on EBW. The show kicked off with clips of the previous night's Breakthrough: Undisputed event. Kinniku Mike made wrestling history that night and became the Undisputed Global World Champion.



The show kicked off with a ceremony congratulating Kinniku Mike and "Team Strong Tits" for finally breaking through and winning the big one. Before Mike could get into his speech Sal Paradise, Amigo, and Maurice all came down. They congratulated Mike, but let him know that they were now all gunning  for the new Undisputed Global World Championship that he had presented to him by President Trevor Mach. A 3-Way match later in the night would determine which of the three would get the first shot at the new face of EBW. Kinniku Mike said he would personally come down to ringside to watch that match, and wished his buddies well, but said none of them would be able to overcome Team Strong Tits.

-Mike Ishijima weaseled his way into an Infinity Division Championship match against new champ Firebrand X in the opening 4-way match. Hotlanta, Generator, and Curry Man were all looking strong, but thanks to Greed assist, Hotlanta and Generator fell out of the ring while trying to run the ropes, leading to Mike getting the chance to roll up Curry Man and grab the ropes to get the pin. Potentially good match brought down by the dirty tactics. Infinity Division #1 Contender 4-Way: Mike Ishijima beat Curry Man, Hotlanta, and Generator (8:09) via Roll Up on Curry Man -> Pin * Star

Backstage Nerma and Hater were roaming the aisles of the convention center talking to fans about EBW. Tack Angel was seen at the Sega booth talking to a Sonic cosplayer. He was happy to talk to Nerma and Hater about the show, but suddenly saw Noah Jennings in the crowd and followed after him.

-New Double Champion Firebrand X and Randy no Kachi put aside differences to focus on SinDOS in Infinity Tag action, but thanks to Shadow's involvement the match was over before it could begin. FBX and RnK were beaten down by Shadow and SinDOS until security could show up to break things up. The champ and Randy tried to get back at SinDOS, but they took off leaving the team and the fans very upset. Infinity Division Tag Team: Firebrand X/Randy no Kachi beat Avion/Metrion (0:40) via DQ 0 Stars

-Competitive Sparkle Tag action saw Heather Mach and Nanimura team up to take on Erica and Val. Both teams gave it all they had in a lengthy match. Late in the game Heather Mach got control over Erica and landed a vicious Macha Ye. Erica got up and tried to reach out to Val, but Val dropped off the side of the ring and walked away much to Erica's anger. She turned around to eat another Macha Ye before getting pinned. Good win for Heather and Nanimura, but what is going on between Erica and Val? Sparkle Division Tag: Heather Mach/Nanimura beat Erica/Val (10:22) via Heather Macha Ye on Erica -> Pin *** Stars

-Intense hardcore action fired up the crowd as Rex Ratz and Keith Karnage of Generation Gimmie took on the veteran team of The Sharks. They fought in and out of the ring with whatever weapons they could find. Ratz and Karnage are used to this kind of environment and used things the fans brought against the Sharks. Shark #1 and #2 were more than happy to get hardcore as well, but in the end Keith got Shark #1 back into the ring where he landed his Karnage Bomb onto a chair before the pin. Looks like Generation Gimmie has some real muscle on its side after all. No Rules Tag Team: Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (8:14) via Keith Karnage Bomb on Shark #1 -> Pin *** Stars

Noah Jenning's title burning ceremony was up next, as he set a flaming trash can in the ring along with Hashim Al-Singh. The two taunted Tack Angel and dangled the tin foil belt above the flames. Tack Angel finally ran out and decked Noah before tossing him out of the ring. The Pushpin Seraphim looked perturbed, and he would take his frustrations out on Hashim Al-Singh.

-Tack Angel totally dominated in a singles battle against Hashim Al-Singh. Even with Noah Jennings at ringside, Tack was focused and aggressive. Tack's all purple outfit once again lead to a different move set, and he finished off Hashim with a kick to the shin followed by a spinning back kick called the Blasting Freezer followed by the pin. High energy from Tack made this an entertaining match. Afterwards, Tack went to chase down Noah to the delight of the fans. Singles: Tack Angel beat Hashim Al-Singh (2:20) via Blasting Freezer -> Pin **1/2 Stars

The cameras followed Tack into the back as he chased down Noah only for him to be stopped by Red Shirt Security. They had orders from President Mach to take Tack somewhere else in the building. What was the story here?

-A highly entertaining #1 contender match saw Sal Paradise, Amigo, and Maurice give a show stealing performance in front of the fans and the Undisputed Global World Champion. Hot action from all three men and several near falls. Late in the match Jamie OD once again made his presence known. He taunted Sal Paradise in the ring and got his attention. Meanwhile, Maurice had escaped a German attempt by Amigo, and turned around to clock him right out of the ring. Sal shifted his focus back into the ring long enough to eat a KO Punch followed by the roll up from Maurice. 1-2-3! Maurice got the pin to become the new #1 Contender. After the match Sal Paradise tried to chase Jamie OD again, but Jamie ran into the fans and couldn't be found. Undisputed Global World #1 Contender 3-Way: Maurice beat Sal Paradise and Amigo (9:10) via KO Punch on Sal -> Pin ***1/2 Stars

-The main event was a huge rematch between Queen's Crown Champion Tracy and Lady M's with the belt on the line. Another big back and forth between the two, with Tracy hitting her Tik Tak early to get an edge of M's, but she couldn't keep her down for the 3 count. M's was rocked, but she recovered with the Sexy Strong Stunner and took Tracy to the ground with a choke attempt. Tracy escaped by grabbing the ropes, but M's pulled her into the middle of the ring and continued the assault. She tried to whip Tracy into a corner, but Tracy countered and blasted M's into the corner. She hit a big splash followed by a bulldog before the pin attempt. 1-2-KICKOUT! M's was back up before Tracy and hit some vicious elbows before trying another SSS. Tracy pushed her back into the ropes, and on the rebound tried to hit the Tik Tak, but M's escaped it as well. The two stared down in the center of the ring before locking up again. Suddenly, Paula rushed down the ring crying again. She broke up the lock up and had the two looking puzzled. The tears quickly turned into laughing as she turned around and clocked Lady M's hard. Tracy also laughed and the two stomped away at her. This brought out Tess who was supposedly in the hospital, but she looked fine and encouraged her daughters to blast away at Lady M's. The in ring action came to a close with Tess, Paula, and Tracy standing in the ring as M's scrambled to escape and grab a chair. Queen's Crown Championship: Lady M's beat Tracy(c) (13:20) via DQ 0 Stars

EBW: Xcite
World Gaming Convention
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender 4-Way: Mike Ishijima beat Curry Man, Hotlanta, and Generator (8:09) via Roll Up on Curry Man -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Tag Team: Firebrand X/Randy no Kachi beat Avion/Metrion (0:40) via DQ
3. Sparkle Division Tag: Heather Mach/Nanimura beat Erica/Val (10:22) via Heather Macha Ye on Erica -> Pin
4. No Rules Tag Team: Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (8:14) via Keith Karnage Bomb on Shark #1 -> Pin
5. Singles: Tack Angel beat Hashim Al-Singh (2:20) via Blasting Freezer -> Pin
6. Undisputed Global World #1 Contender 3-Way: Maurice beat Sal Paradise and Amigo (9:10) via KO Punch on Sal -> Pin
7. Queen's Crown Championship: Lady M's beat Tracy(c) (13:20) via DQ



Amy Taylor: This is so weird. I mean what is going on here? The big press conference on gaming is about to start, and President Mach wanted us to come here. Biggs and Wedge won't even let us leave. What's the deal?

Tack Angel: I know what's going on, and I should have seen it coming sooner.

Amy Taylor: Tack? What's wrong?

Tack Angel: This is where it's supposed to happen? This was his plan? My God.

Amy Taylor: What is it?

Tack Angel: It's time. Hang onto something. Chaos is about to erupt at the Global Gaming Conference.



Captain Strong: The preparations are complete sir. The building has been sealed off and we control all the entrances and exits. No one is getting in, and no one is getting out.

Phoenix Wright: Are you sure you want to go through with this? No one knows yet. It's not too late.

President Trevor Mach: No....this has to be done....and if someone has to do it.....might as well be me. Get out of here Phoenix, the fireworks are about to start.

Phoenix Wright: ....Good luck.

Captain Strong: My men are ready whenever you are sir.

President Trevor Mach: ....*sigh*.....Let's do this......

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Announcer: Breaking news from the EBW News Desk. We now take you LIVE to the scene of the World Gaming Conference at the Fourside Conference Center, ground zero for this breaking story!



Nerma: Nerma here and.....I can't....I can't believe what is happening  but it IS indeed happening. Moments ago, a group of men posing as police security for the World Gaming Conference stormed the main hall where the CEOs of the various gaming companies were discussing the future of the industry. They are armed....dangerous.....and lead by the EBW President Trevor Mach. I will repeat that.....the armed men are lead by EBW President Trevor Mach. Our own President is leading this operation and...wait....I'm just getting word from inside that Trevor Mach would like to address the world. Switch to the interior camera! NOW!



President Trevor Mach: .....Do I have your attention? From this moment, the Fourside Convention Center and the World Gaming Conference is under our control. To anyone still in the building hear me. All the exits have been blocked. On all floors, armed guards are keeping a lookout. If anyone tries to escape this building....we will do what we have to do. As much as I love chaos, we will not tolerate it for the duration of this operation. That means don't try anything. Don't try to break in and save the day. Don't try to interrupt this important exercise. If you do...well let me just tell you I have large devices that have been strapped to the walls of the building.



President Trevor Mach: If anyone tries something funny I might push a button and something big might happen. I don't want that. I'm not here to see anyone get hurt. We're all here because we want justice. We're trapped in a system that is corrupted and poison, and it's time to break out of that system once and for all.



President Trevor Mach: I'm talking about this gaming industry. It used to be an awesome thing, but it's been corrupted and made into something evil and intolerable. The people try to speak up only for the media machine to shut them down, bully them, and call them intolerant. The people seated in this room right now are guilty of so much. They are guilty of ruining lives and ruining a way of life. As you all know we are products of the gaming industry. The gaming industry created us, but now it wants to cripple us and charge us, and make us pay for mediocrity. It wants us to accept that we can't change a damn thing. It wants to rule over us. I'm here today with my associates because I want you to know that the time to change all of that is now. I hate to be the guy that has to do it, but it's something I have to do. I want you all to know that this is my plot....my plan. The men here I have told to remain anonymous to protect themselves, but I willingly stand here with my face shown to tell you I've had enough. Enough of the bullshit. Enough of the lies. Enough of the new status quo. I want justice, and the way to get it is to show the world just what kind of monsters they have been shelling their money to. As President of EBW, I managed to chase these bastards out of the wrestling industry, but today, I force them out of our lives. Ladies and Gentleman.....it's time to count up your crimes.



Amy Taylor: I can't believe this.

Tack Angel: I can.

Penguin: Qua?

Tack Angel: Trevor Mach in his constant pursuit of what he considers Justice. He always talked about stuff like this, but I just chalked it up as shenanigans. I was wrong to underestimate what he's willing to do to make a damn point. This isn't right though. This isn't the way to go about it. He's lost his mind.

Amy Taylor: I don't get it. What is he trying to do?

Tack Angel: Tear it down....tear it all down. How could he go this far though? As President of EBW how could he do this? Wait.....he HAD to be President to do this. How long has he been planning this?

Amy Taylor: I'm scared Tack. What should we do?

Tack Angel: Amy, you need to stay here. I need to go have a talk with Trevor. Biggs! Wedge! Let me through please.

Biggs: Nope.

Wedge: Can't do it.

Tack Angel: What? Why?

Biggs: Mr. Mach asked us to keep you in here. He said you'd be safe here.

Wedge: Said the same for your green haired gal, the odd kid, and the penguin.

Tack Angel: Yes, look what is happening on the TV! Did you know about any of this?

Biggs: What that? No way. That sort of thing is above our pay scale.

Tack Angel: Then why don't you let me try and stop this?

Wedge: Well....last time we didn't follow our orders Mrs. Mach chased us with a spike baseball bat for 2 hours.

Biggs: I told you to knock first!

Wedge: I know! I know!

Tack Angel: Guys, are you going to let me through that door or not?

Biggs: Not.

Wedge: What he said. I even locked it and swallowed the key.

Tack Angel: Alright then.....I'll find another way out.



Tack Angel: Thanks for the help Red Shirts.

Biggs: Ugh.

Wedge: I'm not a big fan of that Tack at the moment. Ugh.

Hater: NYAAAAAH!

Tack Angel: Hater? What are you doing here?

Hater: I came into take a leak when it all happened! They won't let me leave! NYAH!

Tack Angel: Well just stay with Amy and Cherub if you would. Penguin, I need you to come with me. We need to disarm some of these guys.

Amy Taylor: Tack! Please be careful.

Tack Angel: I'll try.



President Trevor Mach: The injustices of this industry are far too numerous to count. Refusal to bring games over from Edo. Motion controls that don't work in the slightest. Sonic Free Riders. Making consoles that don't play used games. Anything that EA is doing these days, especially crippling Bioware. What you fail to recognize, is that we've been paying attention. We've been counting your sins, and it's time to pay up. That's why, we're going to let each executive and CEO go up the podium, and together we'll count their crimes. We start off with John Riccitiello, CEO of Electronic Arts.



President Trevor Mach: Your name is Mr. John Riccitiello, CEO of EA correct?

John Riccitiello: C-c-correct.

President Trevor Mach: Relax and ignore the gun in my hand for a moment. We're merely here to expose you and your crimes. Purchasing good game studios and ruining them would be a good example. Perfectly legal sure, but only the worst kind of people would do something like that. Your "fan base" hates you so much that they voted you the worst company of the year!

John Riccitiello: Yeah, but companies like BP weren't on the ballot this year and-

President Trevor Mach: Shut the fuck up. Don't make excuses. Confess to your crimes. Confess that you make lazy games now. Confess that you monopolized football and hoarded it all to yourself. Confess that the Origin system is a stupid idea. Confess that you know that DLC on the disc already belongs to the person who bought it, and charging them extra is extortion! CONFESS!

John Riccitiello: FINE! I admit that we don't always make the best decisions but-

President Trevor Mach: You make the worst decisions! YOU BETRAYED US!

John Riccitiello: ALRIGHT! I'M SORRY! We stopped caring about the game and only care about the money! I said it! Are you happy?

President Trevor Mach: Not quite. I have a quick question for you. I have three pictures in my hand. All three pictures are exactly the same in every way EXCEPT.....they are different colors. Now-



Cop #1: What is that?

Cop #2: What is what?

Cop #1: That thing on the ground walking right past us.

Cop #2: Looks like a Penguin.

Cop #1: Yeah.....yeah it does....a Penguin? What the hell is a Penguin doing here?

Cop #2: Why are you asking me?

Cop #1: I don't know!

Tack Angel: It was a diversion to get you to lower your guns.

Cop #1: Oh thanks.

Cop #2: Wait what?

*SCANNING CHARGE!*

Tack Angel: SEE YAAAAAA!

Cop #1 and Cop #2: AHHHHHH!!!!

Tack Angel: That's two down.....on the ground....yes. I have a gun now, but I'd really rather not use it. Still, with Trevor armed....I may need this.....I just hope I don't. Penguin, go tell the others to....wait...Penguins can't talk. Just go back to the others.

Penguin: QUA!



Nerma: Nerma here still at the scene of this chaotic turn of events. I'm still in shock over what is happening. President Trevor Mach seems to be a man out to make a point. I'm joined by the man coordinating the efforts outside of the Convention Center. Formerly retired Police Chief Captain Strong is back on the force, and not a moment too soon.

Captain Strong: The city needed me so here I am.

Nerma: What are your plans to handle this situation?

Captain Strong: Right now, I think the best strategy is to just stay back and let him say what we wants to say. We keep him happy, and no one gets hurt. We'll decide what to do after all demands are made.

Nerma: Well there you have it. This story is a shock to all of us, but what of EBW and it's wrestlers? Joining me now is Sal Paradise and Little Mac. What do you think about all of this?

Sal Paradise: Well, I'm all for speaking my mind and making a statement. It looks like Trevor wanted to make a really big statement. While I can't say I would do what he's doing right now, I think what he's saying and what he is making them say has to be said.

Little Mac: Trevor Mach is a criminal! Look at those low brow tactics! The deviant loser finally shows himself! I knew it was only a matter of time before he did something stupid like this!

Nerma: So it's a split on this subject. It looks like it's also a split online, where people are busy discussing these events. Some are supporting the actions of the EBW President while some are condemning them and condemning him.



Nerma: While some don't agree with the President's methods, it appears that a very large percentage are getting the point he's trying to make. They may like condone the actions, but they are condemning the gaming industry and flooding sites with messages of revolution. Is this just the start of something much bigger?



Vice President Ryan IQ: I repeat, I had no idea that Trevor Mach would take part in such actions, but these actions do not change the goals or the course of EBW. We still strive for excellence in the field of Professional Wrestling, and we're going to continue to present it on the EBW Network. Thank you all, no further questions.

Moz: *whispers* Wow, President Mach actually went through with it.

Vice President Ryan IQ: *whispers* I wanted no part of this insanity, but no going back. I just hope his other plan is going as well as the plan on television.



Tack Angel: STOP! Don't move! I don't want to shoot any of you, but I will if I have to. I want you two to pick those guys up right now. You.....I want you to unlock that door. Then get the hell out of here. I'm about to crash the President's plan....but first I have to get them out of here.



Nerma: Are we live? This just in, it appears that Tack Angel, EBW's Pushpin Seraphim is on the inside of the building! He's unlocked the doors and let out various people including.....my snugglemuffins HATER! Oh thank you Tack!

Tack Angel: No time for thanks just yet. We've got to do something about this.

Captain Strong: Tack Angel, what do you think you're doing?

Tack Angel: We can't let this go on. Trevor's trying to make a point, but not like this.



President Trevor Mach: And now we come to the biggest offender of all. At least to me personally. Reggie Fils-Aime.

Reggie Fils-Aime: I don't know what you're talking about here. I'm not a criminal! I've helped Nintendo become the financial powerhouse that it is! EBW wouldn't exist without us!

President Trevor Mach: EBW wouldn't exist without Nintendo, but Nintendo of Eagleland run by Reggie Fils-Aime have done everything in their power to keep Earthbound away from the fans and consumers. At every turn, you personally have been the villain behind some of Nintendo's greatest blunders. You sir are the guiltiest of all.

Reggie Fils-Aime: There isn't a market for you people outside of wrestling! I couldn't make money from your games!

President Trevor Mach: You didn't even want to try! You like the rest of these criminals up here think that the RPG is dead. You gave up on the ERPG and embraced the WRPG, but that was a BIG mistake. You left fans heartbroken. So heartbroken that they had to stand up to you and make you see that Eagleland deserves these games. They deserve a voice. They deserve to be heard. You deserve to be held accountable for your actions. With you it's personal. I joined EBW because I was the world's biggest fan of Earthbound. I heard about the stories of Ness and his friends, and when Nintendo made a game out of the events that took place I played it over and over again. When EBW was created I jumped right on, but I noticed then and there that Nintendo was not backing the project. I knew then that you were a villain. Seven years later, I know that you need to be brought to justice. I want you to admit your crimes to these people. To the people watching all over the world. CONFESS!

Reggie Fils-Aime: I confess to nothing!

President Trevor Mach: CONFESS LIKE A MAN DAMMIT!

Reggie Fils-Aime: NO!

President Trevor Mach: CONFESS!!!

*BOOM!*



SWAT #1: Freeze! Don't move!

SWAT #2: MOVE IN NOW!

SWAT #3: GET THE CEOS TO SAFETY!

Tack Angel: Trevor stop!

President Trevor Mach: Tack? Haha! A little early for the big heroic moment buddy!

Tack Angel: What are you doing?

President Trevor Mach: What no one else would.

Tack Angel: Because you don't have to!

President Trevor Mach: I do....believe me....I do.

Reggie Fils-Aime: Ahhhh!

President Trevor Mach: Excuse me Tack, I have business to finish.

Tack Angel: Trevor wait!