Trevor Mach: So.....why am I here?

Trevor Morris: Pardon?

Trevor Mach: Why am I here?

Trevor Morris: Beg your puddin?

Trevor Mach: ......

Trevor Morris: Oh right.....well....I...I don't know.

Trevor Mach: Exsqueeze me?

Trevor Morris: I have no idea.

Trevor Mach: Look this whole Sanctum Ultimatum thing is supposed to be about realizing something and growing as a person or some shit. I don't know, it's something Tack said.

Trevor Morris: I'm not like.....good with emotions and shit. I try to be deep so I can at least....TRY emotions....but mostly I'd rather just get drunk and watch Commando or Megaforce.

Trevor Mach: Hell yeah. I'm with you on that one.

Trevor Morris: Of course you are, you're me.

Trevor Mach: ....Well close enough. I figured I was supposed to learn about my pain or my past, but it's just been a terrible trip down memory lane. I'm failing to see the purpose.

Trevor Morris: Yeah, sometimes looking back on the past can be rough, especially when you're running from it. I tend to run from things....from time to time....just don't tell anyone....gotta rep to maintain.

Trevor Mach: We have no rep.

Trevor Morris: We have a little rep?

Trevor Mach: Well at least WE know we're badasses! That's the best I can give ya.

Trevor Morris: Bad ass? Look at me, I'm a hermit these days. The quintessential nerd type, and why you might ask? Because I'm afraid of change.

Trevor Mach: A nerd, who is afraid of change? Now I know we're not alike. I am so not a nerd!

Trevor Morris: ......Right.

Trevor Mach: I may be an asshole and a psychotic, but I'm not a hermit, who is afraid of change.

Trevor Morris: Then....what are you afraid of?

Trevor Mach: ......



Tack: Tali, wait don't go!

Tali: *typing* What is it Tack? Why the hell are you calling me? I'm busy playing my MMO and not watching movies with you and Trevor because you talk during the whole damn thing so-

Tack: This is ABOUT Trevor! He doesn't love you the way I do! I'm trying to confess my true feelings for you!

Tali: *typing* The fuck?

Tack: OUR LOVE IS LIKE RAIN! Don't you care?

Tali: *typing* Meh. Do I look like I give a fuck Tack. Look at me, I've got zero to give. You're acting crazy. Besides you couldn't handle me. I'm too gritty and grim dark for you.

Tack: YOU'RE THE GRITTY GRIM DARK QUEEN OF MY HEART!

Tali: *typing* Meh whatever. *signs out*

Tack: Tali don't go!

Tack Angel: Dude, what the hell?

Tack: Don't judge me!

Sal Paradise: *sigh* We're wasting time here Tack! Listen to me! I came here to help you!

Tack Angel: I find that hard to believe! How could I possibly trust you. I also find other Tack's behavior hard to believe.

Tack: What?

Sal Paradise: I don't give a shit if you believe me! I put myself at risk to drag both of you out of here! It's not something I want to do, but to hold this over both of your heads almost makes it worth it.

Tack Angel: If this is true, what can you possibly do?

Sal Paradise: Your "connection" or whatever it is has created a gate that can be entered....and exited. I was given a retrieval program that will snap you back to reality and free you from your subconscious. That's what the eggheads said anyway. It could scramble your brain for all I know.

Tack Angel: Oh....great. I think the point of this is to learn something though. We don't know what that is.

Tack: Fear.

Tack Angel: I'm sorry?

Tack: You're here.....for fear.

Tack Angel: How....how do you-

Tack: Cause you're still trapped in your minds. You think this is real? Would we REALLY act like that? I'm not the one pulling the strings....or writing the dialogue. Neither are you.

Tack Angel: What are you trying to say?

Tack: Getting worried? Getting panicked? What if there wasn't a reason for any of this. What if you were put here to experience fear and terror?

Tack Angel: I'm not afraid to be pulled around in this little game. I've done it before and I've won.

Tack: Oh sure, you can handle this, but let's take a look at your life. You can barely BARELY keep that together. Too much self doubt and self deprecation. You get scared to make friends, you actually feel worse about yourself when someone shows you they care! Now you're growing older and find yourself in a marriage. You somehow pushed your way through all of that, but what about that scares you most? That's the fear you need to be feeling right now.

Tack Angel: I uh....you don't mean....I

Tack: Yes....it's overwhelming you right now isn't it? Just thinking about it.

Tack Angel: ....Why.....why are you.....

Tack: Why not? You're here after all, but we're not interested in simply your fears. The main event is about to start right....about.....now.



Sal Paradise: Who the hell turned off the lights?

Trevor Mach: Wait....that voice sounds familiar.

Tack Angel: Trevor? Is that you?

Trevor Mach: Tack, where are we?

?: You've reached the main event.



?: Welcome to the Xcite Center, where we've got a great main event for you this evening! Trevor Mach is going to have to face a fear, a very big fear. The fear that he was responsible for the fall of Sal Paradise.

Tack Angel: You! Why are you doing this?

?: Don't make me unleash the dogs on you Tack Angel. Do you like my pets? If any of you had an ounce of fear in you at any given time I can use that against you. It seems you might be afraid of dogs Tack?

Tack Angel: I'm allergic!

?: Close enough. It COULD be Control Neko's Author Sal Paradise. He's more of a cat man isn't he? Sal came in here to try and rescue you. Might as well bring him in on the fun.

Trevor Mach: Sal Paradise? Rescue me? This is another trick!

Sal Paradise: Afraid not Mach. Believe it.

Trevor Mach: Ha! You give me so much confidence Paradise. You're as much of a crazed burn out as I am, don't forget that I know what you're capable of, cause I am too.

?: And YOU'RE afraid that you're responsible for that aren't you? A fear in the back of your mind that keeps you awake at night. Now we stand here with an option. Either you can put that fear to rest by ending Sal Paradise, OR you can let Sal Paradise end you and release the burden of guilt that way.

Trevor Mach: That's what this is about?

?: No, this is just fun. I want to see what you'll do next. Choose soon, as my dogs are VERY hungry.

Sal Paradise: I'm here to get you out, but if you want me to take you out, make your move.

Trevor Mach: Funny, I was going to tell you to do the same thing.

Tack Angel: You're playing right into its hands guys, don't do it.

Sal Paradise: I've waited a long time to tell you something Mach, but that can wait until I beat your ass.

Trevor Mach: I'd love to hear it, so I'll make sure not to cave in your throat!

Tack Angel: Snap out of it guys! Look around, this may look like the Xcite Center, but it's all a lie! Sal has the way out! We just need to get through.....them!

?: The dogs? You don't want to deal with them. Much too painful. They'd leave you alive as long as possible while they tore you apart.

Tack Angel: *gulp* ....Maybe you guys should wrestle then....just don't kill each other.

Sal Paradise: No, I don't think it's going to come to that. You want to know why? Because of this. Trevor Mach, I'm responsible for my own decisions and actions. You didn't make me, I made me. It was my choice to do what I've done, and it's my choice to come here and drag you out if I have to.

Trevor Mach: ......You have the way out?

Sal Paradise: I do.

Trevor Mach: ....Fuck it, let's fight the dogs!

?: ....Have it your way.

-Diamond Dog attacks Tack Angel with a BITE! 150 Damage to Tack!

-Trevor used Macha Ye on Carbon Dog! 500 Damage to Carbon Dog!

-Carbon Dog Spit breathed Fire at Sal! 150 Damage to Sal!

-Tack used Spinning Back Kick on Diamond Dog! 10 Damage to Diamond Dog!

Tack Angel: OW! MY FOOT!

-Diamond Dog attacks Trevor with a BITE! 150 Damage to Trevor!

-Trevor used PK 80's Explosion on Diamond Dog! 888 Damage to Diamond Dog!

-Tack used Rider Kick on Carbon Dog! 500 Damage to Carbon Dog!

-Sal used Brainbuster on Carbond Dog! 500 Damage to Carbon Dog! Carbon Dog is Defeated!

-Diamond Dog Growled and lunged forward at Trevor! 300 Damage to Trevor!

-Trevor used PK 80's Explosion on Diamond Dog! 888 Damage to Diamond Dog! Diamond Dog is Defeated!



Trevor Mach: Falling again!

Tack Angel: That light is closer than ever! We're falling towards it!

Sal Paradise: *sigh* Now what is this all about? You guys have a messed up subconscious.

Tack Angel: I don't know what's going on either, but we keep getting closer!

Trevor Mach: Sal....you got that return ready to go?

Sal Paradise: Absolutely.

Trevor Mach: Punch it....and take Tack.

Tack Angel: What?!

Trevor Mach: I gotta figure out what this is all about. We're going to be kept playing games until it's just him and me. Sal, get him out of here.

Sal Paradise: I was told to bring you BOTH back.

Trevor Mach: DAMMIT SAL DO IT!

Sal Paradise: You don't.....*sigh* suit your self. Tack, we're gone.

Tack Angel: Trevor wait no! TREVOR!



Tack Angel: Whoa!

Sal Paradise: Back already, I know you missed me.

Lady M's: He actually did it? Damn, I owe the doctors 5 bucks now.

Jeff Andonuts: Gadzooks! It actually worked! You brought back Tack!

Tack Angel: Ow.....my head....I feel like I've been floating around in an unconscious state for days.

Doctor Degrees: Well...um...you see...you...um....have in fact been floating around in an unconscious state for days.

Tack Angel: Trevor...where's Trevor?

Sal Paradise: Bastard didn't want to leave.

Lady M's: What the hell is he doing?

Tack Angel: *sigh* .....Looking for answers.



?: Well here we are....alone at last.

Trevor Mach: If that's what you wanted, why bring Tack in the first place?

?: Not my decision. That was yours. He pulled you in and you pulled him in. But I've been waiting for this chance to talk one and one and say goodbye.

Trevor Mach: Goodbye? You going somewhere? About damn time. How about out of my head and straight to hell.

?: No, not me. I'm saying goodbye to you, because you're going to submit to your fear, your truest fear and it will cost you everything and everyone. That's what this is all about. Delivering you to your end. You Trevor Mach are afraid of dying. You've fought it, and stared it right in the face, but deep down you know all you're doing is running. You say it that night in Spokane. The night of the blood red full moon.



?: I was there that night. I was born that night. The night HE tried to sacrifice Dougie to Giygas. That night changed both of you. You stared death in the face and ran. You never stopped running. I was there in Onett when you saw yourself die! It shook you to your core and made me a stronger presence in your mind. I was there when you found out DA lived and nearly took your life. I am your fear, and I've come to claim you.

Trevor Mach: Like hell you will! You keep talking about fear, like I'm some sort of a coward! We all need fear like we need pain! Makes us who we are! Everyone has it! If they said they didn't they would be lying. It's not about having fear, it's about what you do about it.

Fear: And just what are you going to do about it?

Trevor Mach: I'm going to kick your ass!

Fear: Heh....come and try.

Trevor Mach: HYAH!

-Trevor used Macha Ye on Fear! Trevor Misses!

-Trevor used PK 80's Explosion on Fear! Trevor Misses!

Fear: Fear is intangible, yet it controls everything you do. You want to take control of your life you have to face your fear. Your fear of dying, but not only that. After the friends and family you have made, you're afraid of dying alone. The bastard's got a heart. Ha! Never thought we would see the day.

Trevor Mach: Shut up! SHUT UP!



-Trevor used dropkick! Trevor Misses!

Fear: You can't fight it. You can't stop it. It's coming Trevor. The inevitable. It's been coming for years and you've been running, but you have to face it. It doesn't matter where or when. It's coming.

-Fear multiplied and struck down Trevor with a force of Terror! 500 Damage to Trevor!



Fear: I am anyone and everywhere. You can't everything around you!

Trevor Mach: I....I......I CAN SURE AS HELL TRY! AHHHHH!!!

-Trevor used Macha Ye on Fear! 999 Damage!

Fear: .....*sigh*



Fear: Why? Why do you persist? When the time comes you'll fold. You'll fold like a lawn chair!

Trevor Mach: You've never played poker with obviously. I'm all in bitch!

Fear: ....Do you know what a Sanctum Ultimatum is? The manifestation of emotions leading up to something, something that will change everything. Tack Angel had to learn how to become the consummate protagonist. Do you know what you have to learn?



Fear: You have to learn to stare into the cold, dark, black abyss. Cause that is where I will find you and claim you.

Trevor Mach: I know who I am, and I know what I'll do, but no one tells me when my number is up. You say I fear death, and it's messed me up pretty badly, but I'll say when my time is up and not you. When that time comes I know what I'll do.

Fear: Let's put that to the test.



Fear: There you go.

Trevor Mach: What?

Fear: There is the door. It's open! This is your way out. Why don't you go running again. Don't face it, just run. It's so simple. That's all you've been doing since Fenrir. The past has a way of catching up to you, and so does the death that's been due to you for some time. So go on, and keep running.....run home.

Trevor Mach: No.

Fear: No?

Trevor Mach: No more running. Let's end this now.

Fear: You can leave right now and this will all be over. Run to the door.

Trevor Mach: No.

Fear: You wish to face your death?

Trevor Mach: If that's what I have to do.

Fear: You......crazy son of a bitch....you will die cold, and you will die alone, just like you always feared. Can you handle that?

Trevor Mach: Bring it on.

Fear: ......Ha.....hahaha......hahahahahahahaha!

Trevor Mach: Eh?



Fear: You crazy son of a bitch you did it!

Trevor Mach: Oh you have got to be kidding me!

Fear: What? Of course I'd look like you! Fear being in your mind and all, and let's face it, we find ourselves damn handsome!

Trevor Mach: Ha, you've got that right.

Fear: Sorry about all the cryptic shit. Name of the game and whatnot. Gotta have you figure this stuff out, work through your problems. The whole underlying fear of death that was made worse by Dougie's recent changes. You feel guilty about that.

Trevor Mach: Ginger bastard turned his back on me, or maybe he thinks I did to him. He never did remember what happened that night. I tried not to let it change anything, but maybe I was too hard on him.

Fear: You don't have to tell me any of this. I totally know already. I'm you!

Trevor Mach: You know, I've been getting that a lot lately.

Fear: .....Hahahaha!

Trevor Mach: Hahaha! So yeah, this whole thing was about that? I think an hour with a therapist would have been easier. Everyone's afraid of death.

Fear: Yeah, but this wasn't just some game, it was a warning. A Sanctum Ultimatum doesn't abide by the rules of time and space, and something is coming. Something you'll need to face, and when the time comes what you do will mean everything. Do you face it or do you run?

Trevor Mach: What is it?

Fear: Fear....not like....you know....me fear....but real fear. True terror. The things you're really afraid of. What keeps you up at night. It's coming. Again, sorry about the cryptic shit.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah....no worries....leave me with that.....give me something to look forward to.

Fear: Ha! I would say I think you can do it, but you're me, so that stands to reason. Don't worry, you'll figure it all out I'm sure. Might not like it, but you'll figure it out. Time to go home.

Trevor Mach: Wait! What about that stupid light? We kept falling towards it. I was damn curious to see what that was about.

Fear: Oh that?! That was for Tack! Since he was here I figured I'd mess with him too since....well....we do that.

Trevor Mach: Naturally.

Fear: The timing couldn't be more perfect, and it fit with what Tack is most afraid of, but unfortunately he left before the big shocking reveal complete with that *BWOOOM* sound in the movie trailers.

Trevor Mach: What is it?

Fear: You want to see it? What the hell why not. Good luck Trevor, and remember, as crazy as this was it means something, you just need to figure out what that is, when the time is right. See ya!



Trevor Mach: What....what is this....no......no way....it can't be.....Ha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Tack Angel: Trevor! You made it!

Trevor Mach: Ah! I mean....yeah! This IS real right?

Jeff Andonuts: Yes of course! The portal has closed!

Doctor Degrees: How are you feeling? Look into this light, and tell me how many fingers I'm-

Lady M's: Stuff it Doc! Trevor....I'm glad you're alright.

Trevor Mach: Tali, my lady love. Were you worried?

Lady M's: *shrugs* Meh. You can handle that shit.

Trevor Mach: Tack...we REALLY have to talk.

Jeff Andonuts: First, you have to tell us about the experience! You relived old memories and-

Trevor Mach: It sucked alright! It was grim and serious and I hate that shit, and I was supposed to learn something, but I'll be dammed if I can't remember what that was.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Sasuga Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Yeah yeah whatever, saxophone Tack to you too. Look, we REALLY need to talk about-

Tack Angel: By the way, Sal Paradise was here, but he took off awhile ago. Said you owed him one before he left though. Hey, wait a minute....if Tali is here....where is Amy?

Doctor Degrees: Oh, I'm so sorry we forgot to tell you. She fainted, so we sent her to the hospital, but I'm sure she's absolutely fine.

Tack Angel: I think that's something REALLY important that I needed to know about! I'm sorry Trevor, but we'll talk this out later, as I've got to see if Amy really is alright and-

Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack listen! She's fine! Both of them are. Her.....and your little girl.

Tack Angel: My....my.....my what?

Trevor Mach: ....Amy was in labor. Congratulations.....you're a daddy.




-



Simon Stuart: My name is Simon Stuart, and I'm the Shoot Division Champion, a Division that prides itself on being about total physical combat. Nothing flashy, just pain. I come from a family that breeds champions, but I'm not going to let my name or lineage determine my destiny. I've worked too hard for every little inch I've gained in this business to thank my bloodline for it. No, it came from me, and because of my hard work I'm the #1 Contender for the Havok World Championship. The next step? Simon Stuart the Complete Champion of all Fighting Arts!



Dougie Mach: Simon Stuart thinks that he's tough, he legitimate, and that he can take my hard earned title from me? He's got another thing coming. I can't stand the notion of being on "equal ground" because he's the Shoot Division Champion. That Division and that title are a farce to me. This title represents everything that wrestling is, and not that MMA wannabe belt. The son of a legend has clout, but look around, who has the real clout? The better Mach is running the show now. Stuart, you have no idea what you're deal with. I'm the fucking King of the World. Hail to the King.






One week away from the Renegades of Havok making history once again, with the first ever wrestling event in space, and the lines are being drawn in the sand, with those backing Dougie Mach and Little Mac, and those supporting the on fire Simon Stuart's quest to shatter the ceiling and claim his own identity. The show kicked off with Dougie Mach's new theme music playing him and Little Mac to the ring.

Dougie Mach: Funny....your King has arrived, but I don't see any of you bowing. That's fine it's in your nature, we're all "Renegades" after all aren't we? The dregs and the outcasts come here looking for their role models. I'm not here to be your role model. I'm here to prove that I'm the best, I'm the champion, and I'm King of these Renegades. Anyone want to dispute that claim? Step in the ring.

Simon Stuart's music hit as he came out to a loud ovation. He also had a mic in hand.

Simon Stuart: I'm not one to talk all that much, but I've heard just about enough from you. The Renegades of Havok serve no masters. It's survival of the fittest, and I'm not so sure the Ginger Mach matches up.

Dougie Mach: This belt is all I have to show you to prove I more than match up. You can make your jokes, that's alright. The way I see it you've got a chip on your shoulder about the Mach Family. You can try to pretend you're above that sort of thing, but a dead Dad is hard to shake off isn't it?

Simon Stuart: Don't you dare br-

Dougie Mach: Oh I dare! I do whatever I want, because I'm the champion, and you're just a pretender. I despise the Shoot Division. That's a concept created by the inferior Mach, and his obsession with combining MMA and Pro Wrestling. Well it didn't work before and it doesn't work now. All that belt does is try to discredit the true champion.....the Havok World Champion.

Simon Stuart: These represent two different things, and the REAL Champion is going to hold both belts. I don't even want to wait until the next Sunday Special. If you've got the guts, let's take this title match to the stars. Next week, we go to space, and as absurd and outrageous that is, it'll be a history making night. Let's make history.

Dougie Mach: Ha! Way ahead of you on that one. I already made that demand to Ryan IQ. It's happening! One more thing though. I have a challenge for you, if you really believe in your own hype. I want more than just a title for title match, so I'm not demanding that. I am however demanding a Title Unification match! I won't tolerate any pretenders to my throne. I'm shooting down the Shoot Division, if you're got the stones to take the challenge.

Simon Stuart: Of course I believe that-

Just then Akinan appeared atop the stage followed closely by Kyo.

Akinan: Hold up just a minute!

Little Mac: Akinan, this doesn't concern you or your new buddy!

Akinan: He's not my buddy! He's a weirdo freak, and we're not a tag team!

Kyo: ....*sigh*

Akinan: I am working my ass off for a shot at that Shoot Division Championship. I have two of the three Mastery Medals, and that means-

Dougie Mach: Nothing to me! I don't care about your Mastery Medals or your Shoot Rules! I'm killing your Division and you can't do a damn thing to stop me.

Little Mac: Why don't you run a long long. "AkiKyo" has a tag match to get ready for. How aren't you a tag team again?

Akinan: Grrr....this isn't over. It ain't over by a long shot.

Dougie Mach: We'll see about that, but for right now we'll see about this. Next week, you and I will fight for this belt and that belt in Space Simon Stuart. Tonight though, I'm going to show you that I can beat you at your own game. I've got BOOSHI tonight, and I'll tap Danny Leung in a mask to prove to you that no matter what edge you think you've got on me, at the end of the night you'll be bowing to the King.



Opening bout saw four teams vie for the chance to take on Justice 87 for the Tag Team Championship next week in Space. Alpha Betas looked to be the odds on favorites going in, and sometimes odds actually mean something, as they handled the Macho Masks and the Dastardly Duo quite easily. However AkiKyo looked to snag the win when they could work together, but once again Akinan found himself unwilling to work with Kyo, leading to Troy clobbering Dave Dastardly to get the pin. Alpha Betas get another shot at Justice 87 next week.

Jeff Andonuts has returned to form a new team with Doctor Degrees called Muscle Science, and accompanied his new partner on the way to the ring for his bout against LG Rod. A heated match up that came to an abrupt end from outside interference. Rod missed a Fameasser attempt, and was about to eat canvas with a PhDDT, when a burly man in a stove pipe hat and monocle attacked Andonuts from behind with what looked to be a Steam Powered Chair?! The distraction allowed Rod to steal the win in the ring with a Roll Up. After the match, the rugged man grabbed a mic.

?: You two young rapscallions know NOTHING about REAL science! I saw your little announcement, forming this joke of a team. It's utter poppycock and the wrestling scientist community that apparently exists is in utter shock and outrage and your wild ways and crazy theories! See this? It's a steam powered chair! What purpose does it serve? It's STEAM POWERED! That makes it amazing and creative and different! I am your superior in science and in that ring. So watch your back, because Stea M. Punk is here to teach you whippersnappers and thing about the science of PAIN!



The Bakuhatsu Kid continues his roll as a top talent in Havok after an amazing title defense against Based Anwin. A near 20 minute match for the Television Title saw the stock of both men raised significantly. Anwin nearly took the match on more than one occasion, but Cherub was able to kick out of the Based Bomber and deliver a high kick that set up for the Cherub's Flight and the pin. Great action that is making the Television Title scene must see TV.....which considering it's the Television Title.....that really kind of makes sense..if you think about it.

Bravest Division action saw Larmore and Grind team up against the Reality Gangsters in a brutal tag battle. Subculture was nowhere to be seen, getting ready for his main event match up, leading to Grind getting one up on Ditch with a Rolling SSP, leading to a pin without the Bravest Champ trying to break it up.

Havok World Champion Dougie Mach kept to his word earlier with a win over BOOSHI in a technical bout that lead to Dougie faking a pin following the Vertebreaker, only to lock in the Kimura to try and tap the guy that's obviously Danny Leung in a mask. BOOSHI had to tap before his wrist broke and Dougie gained the momentum heading into his title match. Although considering he's the champion didn't he already have the momentum? Whatever.



Main event saw the Bravest Division Championship on the line, with Subculture putting the belt on the line against returning veteran Picky Minch in an excellent match up. Anything goes except interference in a Bravest Division match, but that didn't stop DZ and Ditch from trying to get involved. Grind created a highlight reel moment, flying off the top of the stage luchablades style and flipping onto the Reality Gangsters before they could get to the ring. However, Little Mac appeared, tossing in a pair of brass knuckles to Subbie, who used them to escape a German attempt and countered with the Counterculture leading to the pin. Controversial ending with Mac getting away with some semblance of interference. Is it a flagrant violation? Why was he even there to help Subculture? In any case, the Reality Gangsters have given a Reality Check to another contender for the belt.



Ryan IQ: Hello Renegades, the architect of the escalation is here! Now, I'm not too up to date with the modern slang, but when I told Hailey Havok about what we've got planned next week, all she could say was "GET HYPE"! Apparently that's awesome so get hyped Renegades, cause we're going to SPACE! We've got a title unification, and I can confirm that Justice 87 will be back for their title bout with the Alpha Betas. I've got bigger news though, as the Bravest Division will play host to the first ever match of its kind. Subculture likes to skirt the rules and that's fine, as Havok is all about breaking the rules. However, even I have to wonder if he'll be ready for this. Havok. Space. First Ever Zero G Bravest Division Championship Match! GET HYPE!

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1. #1 Contender Tag: Troy[o]/Lukie beat Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2, Akinan/Kyo, and Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly[x] (13:40) via Punt Kick -> Pin
2. Singles: LG Rod beat Doctor Degrees (6:22) via Roll Up -> Pin
3. Television Championship: Cherub Kid(c) beat Anwin (19:59) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin -> 1st Defense
4. Bravest Division Tag: Larmore/Grind[o] beat DZ/Ditch[x] (8:11) via Rolling SSP -> Pin
5. Non-Title Singles: Dougie Mach beat BOOSHI (4:47) via Kimura -> Submission
6. Bravest Division Championship: Subculture(c) beat Picky Minch (10:01) via Counter Culture -> Pin -> 2nd Defense

Announcer: Havok is going to space! Yeah, you already knew that, but it's totally happening right now! We bring you live footage of the Renegades boarding the NAXA Shuttle to head to the Khyron 5 Space Station. Now you MIGHT be wondering what happened to the deal with NASADA. Well look at you asking questions! No, the real reason is due in part to the mysterious disappearance of the NASADA Astro Mega Shuttle that was set to take the Renegades.



Trevor Mach: YEAH BABY! WE'RE GOING TO SPACE! CUE AEROSMITH! WE'RE GOING TO GO KICK SOME ASSTEROID ASS! See what I did there? It's a pun with ass! Ha ha!

Tack Angel: Haha! He's just kidding folks, we're not doing that. And even though I feel nothing for space and my enthusiasm for going is just as cold as the vacuum that surrounds the space station, I'm at least enthused that everyone else is excited!

Dougie Mach: Hey moron! We don't have to wear the space suits on this trip!

Trevor Mach: You DIDN'T want to wear them? That's your problem brah!

Tack Angel: Actually, I was unaware of that and I would like to take off the-

Dougie Mach: Don't mess this trip up for me Trevor. I'm going to make history.

Simon Stuart: Don't sell me short Mach, I'll see you in space.

Hailey Havok: Do you think putting them all on the same shuttle is the best idea?

Ryan IQ: You think we could afford a second trip? Not on the fake budget I report to the IRS.

Hailey Havok: What?

Ryan IQ: Don't worry about it. Look, I...uh....I need you to be the one to warn them there is only one lavatory on board.

Hailey Havok: Why me?

Ryan IQ: Takes the heat off of me. Besides, no one's going to yell at you. It's not like Lady M's is coming along or anything.

Trevor Mach: Good news everyone! The waifu just called! She's going to make it for the trip after all! Time to get shot down requesting Zero G Sex! YEAH!

Hailey Havok: *sigh*

Ryan IQ: Relax Hailey, it's time for the Renegades to make history. We will see you all on board the Khyron 5 Space Station.....IN SPACE!

Havok: Chaos in Space!
Khyron 5 Space Station
The EBW Network/NAXA Channel

1. Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts vs. Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly
2. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid(c) vs. Randy no Kachi
3. Bravest Division Zero G Battle: Subculture(c) vs. Larmore vs. Picasso Priest vs. DZ vs. Ditch vs. Picky Minch vs. Grind
4. Havok Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Troy/Lukie
5. No Rules Singles: Akinan vs. Kyo
6. Title Unification Havok vs. Shoot: Dougie Mach(c) vs. Simon Stuart(c)

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The Retribution is at hand, ladies and gentlemen... on iPPV.


RPW "New Dawn" (iPPV)
Summers Olympic Auditorium

1. Special Six-Man Tag Team Match: Jamie O.D., Destroyer A & X vs. Ness , Poo & Franky
2. EBW World Championship Match: Noah Jennigs (c) vs. Sal Paradise

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Announcer: Breaking news coming into the EBW Network News Center, as the takeoff and orbital escape of the NAXA Shuttle has been a success. We have received footage from the Bubble Space Telescope of the Shuttle approaching the Khyron 5 Space Station, a symbol of the unity and can do attitude of the human spirit....at least that's what the wiki article says.



Announcer: As you can see the Shuttle is positioning itself to dock with Khyron 5, but if you'll notice, and how could you not notice, they are not alone out there...






Dr. Eggman: Hahahaha! They think they can get away from me? The Eggnaught is an indestructible miracle of science and technology if I do say so myself, and I do in fact say so myself! Hahahaha!

w00t: Excellent work Eggman. They think they can make history without EBW? They've got another thing coming. The first wrestling broadcast from space WILL IN FACT include the true first name in professional wrestling! Haha!

Rude: Boss, we've got a problem.

w00t: Not now Rude, I'm gloating!

Rude: Boss, we apparently have some stowaways on board the Eggnaught.

w00t: Stowaways?

Dr. Eggman: Rude! This is very important! Tell me....is the stowaway a blue hedgehog by chance?

Rude: We haven't seen the stowaway or stowaways, but I don't think so.

Dr. Eggman: Oh good good....nothing to concern ourselves with then.

w00t: He's right. If stowaways feel like getting stranded out here in space when we refuse to take them back it's not my problem.



Astronaut #1: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Khyron 5 Space Station!

Doctor Degrees: One small step for man.

Jeff Andonuts: One giant leap for SCIENCE!

Ryan IQ: Thanks for having us on board. This is truly a historic day.

Astronaut #2: Truly it is. We've been looking forward to this. I can't tell you how boring things get up here......seriously....

Astronaut #3: We just weren't expecting TWO ships to bring all of you guys up.

Ryan IQ: Two ships?



Ryan IQ: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

w00t: Ry Ry! How's it going?

Ryan IQ: What the hell do you think you're doing up here?!

w00t: Same as you, making history. I told you we'd follow you into space. I think we might have docked first actually.

Noah Jennings: That's right, I'm the first World Champion to set foot on this Space Station. Jealous Dougie Mach?

Dougie Mach: Like I care. I'm going to make history in the ring, because that's what I do, but you can keep bragging about the amazing accomplishment of STANDING SOMEWHERE if that helps you sleep at night.

Ryan IQ: w00t, do yourself a favor and stay out of our way. Your Xcite aboard the Eggnaught was impressive enough sure, but this is the real deal and I'm NOT going to let you get in the way.

w00t: Oh all I want is a first row seat. I wouldn't miss this show for the world. Hahaha!

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Trevor Mach: Space.....the final frontier......so vast.....so distant....so freaking awesome!

Lady M's: Meh.

Trevor Mach: Tali, it's been a hectic few months, and it's looking like things are only going to get worse, but right now I'm glad to be here with you orbiting the Earth. We've been through a lot together, and I know you're jaded about just about everything, but I'm glad you're here. I love you.

Lady M's: .....*Nod*

Trevor Mach: You always know just what to say babe.

Lady M's: Doesn't always have to be about words. Let's just....take it all in.

Trevor Mach: .....Right, let's do that.



Havok and EBW has made history! The race to space has lead both promotions to the Khyron 5 Space Station, where the first wrestling show in space will take place simultaneously on the EBW Network and the NAXA Channel, opening up the brand to a whole new audience, AKA the 5-10 people that watch the NAXA Channel! With such a big show to present, Ryan IQ made sure it would have a memorable card, with a title unification main event. Things would never be the same after tonight's historic show. Definitely.....one to remember. The show opened with the roster pouring out onto the custom set that showed space in the background, with both space vehicles used to get up parked outside, and the Earth orbiting below. Ryan IQ was joined in the ring by World Champion Dougie Mach and Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart...



Ryan IQ: The day is here, we're the Renegades of Havok, and we've escalated wrestling, and taken it all the way to space! Havok is-

w00t: EBW was here first!

Ryan IQ: Shut it! As you can see, EBW came long for the ride, but that won't stop us from making REAL HISTORY!

w00t: The real history, is that EBW World Champion Noah Jennings set foot on this Space Station first, because of the genius of Dr. Eggman!

Ryan IQ: We don't have time for this! We're here for the formal signing between Dougie Mach and Simon Stuart. Tonight, these two champions will unify their titles and the Shoot Division will be disolved, something I wasn't expecting to happen, but I'll abide by the decision of its champion as I know the Renegades want to see it. We waited till we got here to have this document signed, so we could say that we had the first championship contract signing in space!

w00t: Dammit, we should have thought of that!

Noah Jennings: Doesn't make any difference! They can try everything, and they still won't be able to match up to the REAL Champion!

Dougie Mach: Jennings, just sit back and watch. The REAL Champion is going to school you tonight when I unify the titles to become the Total Champion!

Simon Stuart: We agree that Jennings will be schooled, but I will be the one to do so, and I will be the Total Champion!

Ryan IQ: Tonight, we're going to find out which one of these men will carry that title and make history. History, that's a word we're using more and more. Tonight is all about history. I see a roster full of fiery Renegades, that are going to light up the night so keep watching planet Earth. It's Chaos TV.....IN SPACE!

Tired of hearing about making history is space yet? Cause we're just getting warmed up! The opening match, and first in space, saw the scientists take center stage, with Muscle Science scoring a win over the Dastardly Duo, after Jeff went sky high with the Sky Runner.

Cherub Kid fought Randy no Kachi in a battle for the Bakuhatsu Kid's TV title, but eight minutes into the match. EBW World Champion Noah Jennings and Rude jumped the railing to sabotage the first title match in space. The match ended in a No Contest, with Cherub using his very limited Eaglish to challenge Noah and Rude to an interpromotional contest. They accepted, but RnK declined to be his party on the advice of his mentor Shadow. Olly Oliver joined in for the competitive contest, but RnK was more interested in hurting the champ than brand affilation, and distracted long enough for Rude to knock the kid out with a KO Punch that lead to the pin.



We then cut to the back where Hailey was standing by with Akinan and Kyo...



Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades, we've got zero G and title matches coming up, but first we're here with Akinan and Kyo, the hot new tag team named-

Akinan: Stop right there! We are NOT a tag team!

Kyo: *sigh*

Hailey Havok: But, the fans LOVE AkiKyo!

Akinan: That's not our team name! We're not a team! I'm a lone wolf, and I work alone! This guy cost me a title shot months ago! Why would I team with him!?

Kyo: .....I'm sorry.

Akinan: ....wait....wait....hold on....wait....what did you just say?

Kyo: ......I'm sorry?

Akinan: Wha...wha....hey...what?! You're insane! I thought you were supposed to be the insatiable demon?! Covered in blood and loving every second of it! What is this? What ARE YOU?! You're just....just keep away from me alright?

Kyo: .....Friend?

Akinan: Not a chance! A lone wolf doesn't need a friend. I'll see you out there, and you BETTER show up! I'm going to prove I deserve a title shot!

Kyo: ....Friend.



The Khyron 5 Space Station is in a constant state of rotation to create artificial gravity, but the rotation was stopped to commence the first ever Zero G Battle for the Bravest Division Championship. The Bravest Division was out in full force for the match, with the only rules being that interference wasn't allowed and the pinfall or submission must occur within the ropes of the ring, even if that meant up in the air. This created both awkward and awesome Bravest Division action. The Reality Gangsters tried to work together, but the lack of gravity had everyone floating about all over the place. The name of the game seemed to be submission attempts, seeing as how pins would be something of a problem, but a few of the wrestlers got creative before the match, and used a sticky solution to keep on the mat. Subbie tried to use this to his advantage, only to be dropped kicked by Picky, who used momentum from kicking off the wall to blast into the champ and send him off the mat and out of the ring. The flashy Picasso Priest tried to grab the ropes to get back into the ring, only to find Picky waiting with a Zero G German Suplex that lead to the pin, the win, and the title change. The Onett youngster turned still young veteran managed to to capture the Bravest Division title and win gold once again.

More championship action followed, as the champs Justice 87 returned from a brief one week hiatus stemming from "personal reasons" thought to be the birth of Tack's daughter, to take on #1 Contenders the Alpha Betas, in yet another match of their team rivalry. Excellent action from both teams, including a sequence where Trevor used the gravity controls to lift Troy up and out of the ring during a punt kick attempt. Lukie had his sights set on Tack and tried to choke the new father out, but he fought through it to land kick after kick. As he went up for the TaToBa Kick the lights went out, as the Station seemed to have suffered a temporary power surge. When the lights came back on, Trevor Mach was laid out away from the ring, while Tack found himself the victim of a two on one assault. An Alpha Beta Bomber from Lukie after a Punt Kick lead to the 1-2-3. The Alpha Betas once again have tag team gold, while the mystery surrounds the power outage. Muscle Science came out to help Mach and Tack to the back.



The cameras followed the former champions backstage to the medic center of the Space Station...



Tack Angel: Trevor? You alright man?

Trevor Mach: No, I'm pissed! Who turned out the lights?

Doctor Degrees: We're not sure. Try not to exert yourself, I need to stop the bleeding.

Jeff Andonuts: No one affiliated with the Alpha Betas could have access to the power station. I was with the Astronauts montioring the sitation.

Lady M's: How's your head?

Trevor Mach: I'm used to head trauma. It's not that that's bothering me. Whoever hit me took out my knee first in the dark. My knees are shit, that's pretty common knowledge, but they knew just how to take me down. Pisses me off. Another thing...Tack....I'm sorry...I should've been in there to help you. It's my fault we lost the belts man. I'm sorry.

Tack Angel: Leave the apologies to me. I'm the one that took the fall.

Trevor Mach: It was two on one, and they got the drop on you in the dark while I was laid out.

Tack Angel: The fact they were both in the ring means it was someone else laying you out. In any case, don't worry about it. We'll get our rematch.

Trevor Mach: I can't imagine anyone on the roster knowing just how to take me down like that. Those Alpha Betas won't keep the belts for long though. BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Uh....CATCHPHRASE! I got nothing, but I'm with you on the sentiment.....sorry.

Lady M's: There's the catchphrase. "Sorry" "Sorry" "Sorry".

Tack Angel: Sorry.

Lady M's: *sigh*

Back out in the ring, Camilo Ortega and the former Firestarter group that were forming the foundation of the soon to debut RPW appeared in their new company issued tracksuits. The surprise invasion caught everyone off guard, but they were allowed to speak.



Camilo Ortega: The new force in Professional Wrestling won't be denied, and we couldn't let EBW and Havok be the only brands to be in space. It's been an exciting show to be sure, but we'll provide even more excitement. We've got the best that EBW couldn't sign and the best that Havok couldn't sign. You missed out on Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Destroyer A. Now, they are part of the Retribution. They were ousted from here by Justice 87. Justice....if by justice they mean selfish. The best buddies, keeping each other at the top and getting rid of those that get in their way. I know a few guys that are itching for a fight, but that will have to wait, as I will be challenging Justice 87. No titles will be on the line obviously....since you just lost them, but it's not about that. It's about pride, redemption, and retribution.

w00t: AHA! We were told on entry that we had stowaways! It was you guys wasn't it? Just because I let you take Havok's time slot DOESN'T MEAN that you can just stow aboard OUR EGGNAUGHT when you feel like it!

Camilo Ortega: I don't know what you're talking about, we were invited up.

w00t: Oh...oh....OH YEEEEAAH! I totally remember that! Well then who the hell stowed away?!

Camilo Ortega: It doesn't matter to me. All that matters is that RPW is on the way, the Retribution is coming.

Akinan the lone wolf took on his would be tag partner Kyo in a No Rules match that was anything but a bloodbath, as the enigmatic Kyo spent more time avoiding his opponent and more time trying to befriend him. When it became obvious that Akinan wanted nothing more than the win, Kyo verbally submitted and tried to offer his hand in friendship, but it only seemed to make things worse as Akinan went on the warpath after with the once angry demon Kyo running off. What has happened to Kyo?

The main event saw the big Title Unfication bout, as Simon Stuart put his title and the Shoot Division on the line against Dougie Mach. A heated bout, with Dougie trying to show his legitimate skills were a match for Stuart, but the ground and pound specialist kept taking him to the mat for nearfalls and submissions. The champ was in a pinch, but Little Mac tried to be his chance with outside interference. That's when Fighter Daron ran down to keep Mac at bay. It looked like Stuart might pull off the big win, but as the referee kept Mac back Fighter Daron pulled out a pair of Mac signature knuckles and smashed his friend in the mouth, leading to Dougie spinning him around for the Vertebreaker followed by the pin. Daron has sold his soul to Little Mac, as they embraced while Dougie Mach was handed both title belts. Dougie Mach has claimed the Shoot Division with a lot of assistance, and while the end result may be controversial, history was still made.



Havok: Chaos in Space!
Khyron 5 Space Station
The EBW Network/NAXA Channel

1. Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts[o] beat Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly[x] (6:30) via Sky Runner -> Pin
2. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid(c) vs. Randy no Kachi (8:08) No Contest
3. Inter-promotional Tag: Noah Jennings/Rude[o] beat Cherub Kid[x]/Olly Oliver (10:02) via KO Punch -> Pin
4. Bravest Division Zero G Battle: Picky Minch beat Subculture(c), Larmore, Picasso Priest[x], DZ, Ditch, and Grind (14:59) via German Suplex -> Pin -> 3rd Generation Bravest Division Champion!
5. Havok Tag Team Championship: Troy/Lukie[o] beat Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c)[x] (10:32) via Alpha Beta Bomber -> Pin -> 2nd Generation Havok Tag Team Champions!
6. No Rules Singles: Akinan beat Kyo (5:03) via Verbal Submission
7. Title Unification Havok vs. Shoot: Dougie Mach(c) beat Simon Stuart(c) (16:50) via Vertebreaker -> Pin -> 2nd Defense/Unified Champion!

Ryan IQ: Alright guys, congratulations on making this a historic evening....even if Dougie, Mac, Daron, EBW, RPW, and just about anything else tried to sabotage it. I want to thank everyone for their hard work and....hey....wait...is that camera still on? Are we still live? Why are we still live? What's going-



?: Do not adjust your television....and do not change the channel. The real show is about to begin. The explosive finale of Havok and EBW. For too long this has been coming, and now the time is at hand. We're taking over to teach you all a lesson in pain, and a lesson in real chaos. The people will come to know fear, and that fear will be televised. This doesn't happen in the ring. Wins and losses aren't at stake. This is life....and more importantly....death. You will see your heroes die....can't miss....must see....TV.....brought to you...by Fenrir.



?: Feel our mark.



Trevor Mach: No...oh no.

Lady M's: The hell was that?

Tack Angel: ....I think I know. Trevor?

Trevor Mach: It's him....he's alive....he's HERE! DERRICK MACH!




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Ryan IQ: EVERYONE STOP PANICKING! Please, we have to maintain control!

w00t: Control?! You've got to be kidding me! Look around you Ry Ry! Terrorists or killers or whatever have taken over this Space Station and you let them on board!

Ryan IQ: They were your stowaways! You did this!

w00t: We're not talking about me right now! Do yourself a favor and instead of trying to bark at everyone to keep calm, how about you get everyone on that shuttle and get them out of here!

Doctor Degrees: Sir, that would seem like the wisest decision. However-

Jeff Andonuts: However, this group called Fenrir is notorious of being methodical in their chaos they might have already-

*BOOM!*



Derrick Mach: Attention, all aboard the Khyron 5, this Space Station belongs to Fenrir now. Your lives are in my hands, and I will make an example out of you. Blood and fire will be the ultimate proof of Fenrir's worth, and you all get to tag along for the ride. I wouldn't attempt an escape with the Eggnaught either.....just saying.



Ryan IQ: ......Was....was anyone still on that shuttle!?

Jeff Andonuts: ....Yeah....the stunt man fellow....Hank Thompson.

Ryan IQ: Oh....oh no.

Doctor Degrees: I actually don't think that's going to be an issue. Trust me, I'm his doctor.....I think he'll be fine.

Ryan IQ: From an explosion in space?!

Doctor Degrees: ....He's had worse.

Lady M's: Everyone grab a brew while you still can. Looks like things are going to get messy.

Ryan IQ: We need to get everyone in one place. We need to get on the Eggnaught, but under no circumstances try to take off!

w00t: Forget it! Do you think I would-

Ryan IQ: You want to beat me at wrestling that's one thing. You want all these lives on your hands too w00t? This isn't a competition right now.

w00t: Fine. If you're dead I couldn't beat you anyways. Get your group to the Eggnaught.



Trevor Mach: ......

Tack Angel: This isn't looking good Trevor.

Trevor Mach: No, it most certainly isn't. Why now of all times? Why here of all places? Space was supposed to be cool and shit.....this is far from cool.

Dougie Mach: You son of a bitch.

Trevor Mach: Dougie, what do you-

Dougie Mach: YOU TOLD ME DERRICK WAS DEAD! OUR COUSIN DERRICK, WHO WE BOTH LOOKED UP TO FOR YEARS! How could you lie to me like that?

Trevor Mach: Dougie I thought he wa-

Dougie Mach: You thought wrong! You abandoned him, and now he's lost his mind. The Mach Family Curse rears its ugly head again. This is your fault Trevor. This is on your hands. I'm going to go talk with him. I-

Trevor Mach: Dougie, you're not going to do that.

Dougie Mach: You want to try telling me what to do again?

Trevor Mach: ......

Dougie Mach: I'm going to find him.

Tack Angel: What was that all about? I figured Dougie of all people would be pissed at Derrick Mach, not you. You saved him from-

Trevor Mach: He doesn't know about that Tack. He doesn't remember. The trauma must have been too much. The trauma of having your own family try to sacrifice you to bring back some insane entity. The trauma when it actually worked and manifested years later. That's some messed up shit to deal with. Why would I try to remind him of that. He can hate me, but at the same time he can't go talking to Derrick. That bastard tried to make us into monsters.....killers. Now, he wants to kill everyone on this Space Station? I say like hell. We need to do something about this.

Tack Angel: I'm with you, but what's the plan.

Trevor Mach: I don't know.....I don't know.

Tack Angel: We need to get a small group together maybe and figure this out. If we're talking bombs we'll need the science guys. They have that girl Murasaki in their group so Tali can-

Trevor Mach: Wait a minute....where did Tali go?



Murasaki: Where do you think you're going?

Lady M's: Well, while everyone else was bitching and moaning, I decided I'd go looking for a fight. Looks like I found one. You are?

Murasaki: Murasaki, I am from Fenrir. I know all about you Lady M's.....Tali Mach....you married a coward you know.

Lady M's: Coward? Nah. Idiot? Definitely. I don't really feel like talking or getting your back story. How about we just get down to it shall we?

Murasaki: Just you and me? But Tali, some other friends want to play too? An old friend looking to do us one last favor before his "retirement" from terror, while the other you may have seen once or twice, just enough to be able to get on this ship, but not enough to be noticed when cutting the power.

Lady M's: DA.....Slayer....3-on-1? You're going to need more guys.

Murasaki: I like the attitude and spirit. It's a shame you don't want to join us, so instead I'll have to break you. Fenrir will make you bleed, make you scream, and make you cry tears of despair before we kill you.

Lady M's: Well between now and then.....I'm gonna fuck you up. Bring it bitch!

Murasaki: You heard her boys.



Little Mac: What have you done?!

Trevor Mach: Stopped my cousin from making the stupidest mistake of his life. Now get him out of here!

Little Mac: HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT MY CLIENT JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE CHAMPION AND-

Trevor Mach: HE'S MY FAMILY ASSHOLE! SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET HIM TO THE EGGNAUGHT!

Little Mac: .....Fine.

Tack Angel: Did you really have to knock him out like that?

Trevor Mach: Probably not.

Tack Angel: Of course.

Hailey Havok: Guys, I found Lady M's!

Trevor Mach: Oh hell Tali, are you alright?!

Lady M's: Heh....I got that bitches' mask. Found out she's only got one eye before I blacked out.

Trevor Mach: Yeah....I know she does. What were you doing?

Lady M's: Picking a fight. Bit off a bit too much, but that's the way I like it. They aren't alone up here. Destroyer A is helping them again, and that one masked guy Slayer. He was working as a mole.

Trevor Mach: That's just great. This CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Tack Angel: I'm afraid it is happening Trevor, all of it!

Trevor Mach: I thought I killed this guy, and sent him to Hell where he belongs.

Hailey Havok: What a way to talk about family.

Trevor Mach: He's not my cousin, not anymore. Whatever he used to be is gone, and now he's just a monster that needs to DIE!

Ryan IQ: *intercom* Jeff and Degrees, please report to the bridge!

Trevor Mach: I think we better go too.

Tack Angel: You go on ahead, I'm going to make sure Hailey Havok makes it to the Eggnaught.



Trevor Mach: So what the hell is going on guys? Sure hope it's not bad news.

Jeff Andonuts: Well.....you see.....well it's bad news.

Trevor Mach: Yep!

Doctor Degrees: This isn't really my field, but my esteemed colleague and I can't seem to get control of the Space Station.

Jeff Andonuts: The Astronauts boarded the Eggnaught with the others. We've been trying to position the Khyron 5 away from Earth, however the controls are stuck and it appears that we are in fact heading TOWARDS Earth!

Trevor Mach: ....He wants to plow the Space Station into the Earth....THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!

Ryan IQ: Is there any way that we can stop this?

Jeff Andonuts: Maybe. Perhaps......perhaps we could either override the whole system or-

Ryan IQ: Or?

Jeff Andonuts: Detonate the Station while it's still in orbit.

Ryan IQ: Not a chance! Now while so many people are on board! Your lives are my responsibility. I'm not going to risk anyone. We're all going to get off of this Station.

Doctor Degrees: If we try, Fenrir will detonate.

Trevor Mach: What if we get the explosive from outside, get rid of the threat, and try to blow the damn thing up from a safe distance?

Doctor Degrees: That.....

Jeff Andonuts: That could work. That might actually work. Of course, we still have another problem. The controls are locked in place. That means the locking clamps are not coming off the Eggnaught. That still requires a system reboot.

Doctor Degrees: I think I can handle that if I get some back up.

Trevor Mach: Look for Tack, he'll back you up on that. Someone find me helmet, I'm going for a stroll outside.



Jeff Andonuts: Trevor, are you sure you want to do this?

Trevor Mach: You want to go out there Jeff? I'll let you if that's what you-

Jeff Andonuts: No no, you go right ahead! Now listen, the bomb should be somewhere near the docking clamps. That would set off a reaction whether they detonated or not. You will need to cut the wires before bringing it in, or else they could still detonate.

Trevor Mach: I got this. Just going to take a stroll no big. I'll get that bomb, and shove up some Fenrir ass!

Lady M's: Trevor, watch YOUR ass out there.

Trevor Mach: I intend to.



Trevor Mach: Wow....this is incredible. Always wanted to be out here like this. Just wish the circumstances were different. Can you guys hear me in there?

Jeff Andonuts: Yep, you're looking good. Just keep at least one foot planted at all times for the magnetic seal. We can't have you flying off into space.

Trevor Mach: I dunno, Hank Thompson looks like he's enjoying it.

Jeff Andonuts: What?

Trevor Mach: Nothing. I think I see the docking clamps. Next to a blinking red light right? Hello? I think you guys are cutting out? Great, I was going to get him to tell me which wire to cut first. Guess this will be more exciting. Let's see do I cut the red wire or the blue wire? Alright, normally this would be a no brainer, but let's REALLY think about this. Maybe in this case, I should learn to overcome by bias and cut the red wire. Perhaps this is a defining moment in my life where I learn to grow and fuck it I'm cutting the blue wire.

*snip!*

Trevor Mach: HAHA! Suck on that one blue! Guys, I got the bomb and it is diffused. Ready to bring it back in. Guys? Guys?

Derrick Mach: Hello Trevor.

Trevor Mach: *gasp*

Derrick Mach: It's been a long time. Far too long when family is concerned.

Trevor Mach: .....What have you done to Tali and Jeff?

Derrick Mach: Nothing too bad....not yet.



Derrick Mach: I MIGHT have broken the controls to the door, though I bet you could pry your way in if you really wanted to. If you want some incentive, Murasaki is bleeding out your lovely wife.

Trevor Mach: YOU BASTARD! LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Derrick Mach: Don't act like you care. You and I are the same, and we've always been. They used to call us sociopaths, said it was the Mach Family Curse. That's when we decided to get back at all of them and have some fun doing it remember?



Trevor Mach: I looked up to you like a big brother, and followed you through some destructive acts, but I knew when to draw the line and you didn't! You still don't! You're taking this way too far! What is your plan?!



Derrick Mach: You already know. We planned it years ago. We were going to change the world. Show it real fear. The fear of annihilation. You never really liked that word much did you. I could always hear the shakiness of your voice. You never quite believed what you were saying did you? You didn't want to die, and that's why we set our sights on Dougie.

Trevor Mach: SHUT UP!

Derrick Mach: You kept standing in the way of our message, the chaos within the chaos, ironic isn't it? For the longest time, I thought you and Dougie were dead, but you couldn't keep off the screen could you? Never could give up that dream of being a wrestler. What a waste.

Trevor Mach: I hoped you were dead too, because I was glad I killed you before you had a chance to do any of this.

Derrick Mach: Obviously.....you didn't finish the job. I was going to let you and Dougie live in your delusion for old time's sake, but you want to know what happened? I had this dream, this vision that you had come back home....you and your friend who calls himself an Angel.

Trevor Mach: The Sanctum.

Derrick Mach: I took it as a sign, to come out of a long slumber and render the world to ash, so the survivors of such a catastrophe would forever remember Fenrir. We're going to crash this Station into Earth, and cause a calamity the likes of which haven't been before. It's going to be everything we ever wanted....explosions.....fire....destruction. Don't act like you don't hear the screams. I know you. One step away from snapping at all times. It's time to snap Trevor. Stand by my side and help me complete our mission. Bring me the bomb, and I will allow you to spend your last moments living with your wife. If not....well....

Trevor Mach: Damn you Derrick! DAMN YOU!

Derrick Mach: Trevor, I'd be hurt if I could feel anything at all. We used to be so close. Remember how lost you were. Remember who took you in from the cold darkness. Remember.



Derrick Mach: Trevor, you are my kin, and you too bear the curse of our family. They say curse, but I think of it more as a blessing. We have our eyes opened to the true nature of the world, and we know that chaos reigns in the end. We here have decided not to run from that chaotic end, but to embrace and take joy in it. Join me, join our new family. Together, we will change the world.



Doctor Degrees: That should do it I think.

Tack Angel: Are you sure?

Doctor Degrees: Well this really isn't my field but-

Tack Angel: Close to sure?

Doctor Degrees: We SHOULD be able to-

Tack Angel: Just need a yes or no Doc. So this is what it's like dealing with indecisiveness.

Doctor Degrees: Yes, the system is rebooted.

Tack Angel: Sorry, just a little on edge obviously.

Doctor Degrees: I understand, this is quite the surprising shock for all of us.

Tack Angel: No, I get the feeling we were warned, but we didn't get the message till it was too late. I hope I'm wrong though.

Doctor Degrees: The Sanctum?

Tack Angel: Yeah.

Doctor Degrees: If we can reprogram the navigation and automate the docking clamp release we can get on board the Eggnaught and get away from this nightmare. We just need to-

*BOOM!*

Doctor Degrees: What was that?

Tack Angel: Whatever it was, I'm sure it sucks.



Tack Angel: *sigh*

Doctor Degrees: What are you doing?! That's the control mainframe! It's....it's.....

Tack Angel: ....It's fucked.

Doctor Degrees: Tack?

Destroyer A: YOU!

Tack Angel: Yes. Me. Look alive Doc, cause this is going to hurt a lot.



Derrick Mach: Trevor, so glad you could make it. I knew you'd find a way in. You were always resourceful.

Trevor Mach: The station's got holes everywhere from your damn bombs! It was easier than you think. Tali, are you alright?

Murasaki: She wouldn't stop running her mouth so I shut it for her. It's been a long time Trevor.

Trevor Mach: ....Murasaki.

Murasaki: This bitch tried to take my mask.

Trevor Mach: You give her any more time, and she'll take your other eye. What about-

Derrick Mach: The scientist is simply unconscious. Don't worry about them, let's catch up on old times.

Trevor Mach: I don't want to catch up with you. I want to stop you.

Derrick Mach: Why so much hatred Trevor? You've been running from me for years, or were you running from yourself. You've got a dark history, with a lot scars, guilt, and memories to show for it. You put all of your guilt on me, and blamed me for everything. The truth is, I didn't make you do anything.

Trevor Mach: I'm living with my choices, and I don't regret the life I've lived. It's what made me who I am today, the guy that's going to end you.

Derrick Mach: It's the end for all of us cousin. The Mach Family Curse dies with all of us aboard this station.

Trevor Mach: Enough of this curse bullshit! We're crazy, but we have a choice! You're making the wrong one.

Derrick Mach: Like you're any better. Blowing up buildings, boats, taking hostages, and getting your own best friend to shoot you just to make a point. That's a short list of your crimes. Yes, I have been following your life and career with great interest. You tried to live the life of a normal man, taking an office job, getting married, and running a company all on your own. I would have been proud had I been anyone else, but I knew that wasn't you and it wasn't in your nature. Your self destructive tendencies wouldn't have it. Now you have a chance to give into your desires. We can go out with the biggest bang in the history of mankind. I used to think that Giygas was the answer to anger and hatred in my mind. The real answer is bringing it all to an end. You can help me. We can finish this together.

Trevor Mach: ......

Derrick Mach: Do I have to slap you around to get you to see my point, and embrace the word once again? Fine, we'll do things your way. Murasaki, grab the girl and scientist. We'll do this on Trevor's terms.



Tack Angel: Trapped him in the airlock! Do you see Destroyer A anywhere?

Doctor Degrees: He disappeared. I don't know where he is.

Tack Angel: At least we got one of them. Slayer....this guy has never said much. Low key hardcore kind of guy that kept to himself. Probably should have seen this one coming, but he did a damn good job of flying under the radar. I want to get some answers now. Slayer, explain yourself!

Slayer: When I get out of here, I'm going to kill you and everyone on board this ship!

Tack Angel: What? I didn't hear him did you?

Doctor Degrees: You need to hit the com switch over there.

Tack Angel: You mean this one?

Doctor Degrees: NO! NOT THAT ONE!



Tack Angel: *gasp!*

Doctor Degrees: *gasp!*

Tack Angel: ....DID I JUST OPEN THE AIRLOCK!?

Doctor Degrees: YOU JUST OPENED THE AIRLOCK!

Tack Angel: ...........SHIT!

Doctor Degrees: He was going to kill everyone. Try not to let it bother too much!

Tack Angel: *sigh*.....I suppose I don't have time to curl up into a ball and cry do I?

Doctor Degrees: No, we have to find the others and tell them what happened.

Tack Angel: I didn't think so. I'll bottle this one up for later.......alright let's go.



Derrick Mach: Come on! I know you can do better than that! Are you still afraid of me? Are you still afraid of dying Trevor? Cause it's happening. I'm here, and we're all going to die!

Trevor Mach: I'm not afraid of you! I'm not going to let you do this!

Derrick Mach: Then try and stop me!

Trevor Mach: You're insane! The explosion from earlier cracked the glass! This room is going to be open to vacuum if we don't-

Derrick Mach: YA!

Trevor Mach: OOF!

Derrick Mach: You were always weak and pathetic Trevor. Years of abuse to your body and you're still too stupid to block! Too stupid, too afraid, too much of a clown. You really are pathetic. I can't believe I ever thought that you had what it took to be one of us. You're NOTHING! I won't allow you to see our vision become reality because I'm sending you to Hell right now. Say goodbye to your wife.

Trevor Mach: No....I have something....to say to you.

Derrick Mach: Spit it out and embrace your death. What do you have to-

Trevor Mach: EAT KNEE MOTHERFUCKER! NOW!



Jeff Andonuts: You're free Tali!

Lady M's: Go to sleep bitch! I'm taking this mask!

Murasaki: AH!

Tack Angel: Wait look, she's got the detonator! Grab it Tali!

Doctor Degrees: We're going to need that. We can't stop the station!

Derrick Mach: That's right you can't and HOW DARE YOU EVEN TRY!

Trevor Mach: How dare you Derrick! HOW DARE YOU! I can't believe I was ever afraid of you. You're fucking pathetic. You think I'm going to fold like a lawn chair cause you're psychotic enough to believe blowing us all to hell seems like a reasonable thing to do? Not today! We're stopping this here and now!

Derrick Mach: Go ahead and try. I know the situation far better than you do, and when the time comes.....you're crumble....succumb to your fear, and my mission will be complete.

Trevor Mach: ....Let's get out of here guys. Derrick, go fuck yourself.



Trevor Mach: Get onto the Eggnaught fast!

Doctor Degrees: Wait! This isn't going to work! We have the bomb and the detonator, but the automated lock on the Eggnaught is still in place and Khyron 5 is still heading towards Earth!

Trevor Mach: What do we do?

Jeff Andonuts: The only way to get free is the manual release, but it's on this side of the airlock....on the Space Station.

Tack Angel: Someone would have to stay behind?

Lady M's: Fuck that.

Doctor Degrees: I'm not seeing another way.

Trevor Mach: There has to be another way. Tali, give me the detonator please.

Lady M's: Here, what is your plan?

Trevor Mach: My plan was to tell you I had another plan so you'd give me the detonator without having to fight for it. I've got the bomb, and I'm taking that helmet. Get to the Eggnaught now.

Lady M's: What? Are you out of your fucking mind?! What are you doing?

Tack Angel: Trevor no! Don't do this!

Trevor Mach: No choice! Step back!



Trevor Mach: I shut the airlock, and I'm releasing the locking clamps. You guys should be able to get out of here now!



Tack Angel: TREVOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NO! STOP THIS NOW! DON'T DO THIS!

Trevor Mach: I have to Tack. You know I have to. Don't think I haven't been thinking about this. You have too.

Tack Angel: You told me....you told me you were going to die cold and alone. The explosion, the vision we saw of space.....was that here?

Trevor Mach: Yeah....but the joke's on me, I'm not alone, and explosions are very hot.

Tack Angel: DON'T JOKE ABOUT THIS!

Trevor Mach: That's all I've got left Tack.

Lady M's: Trevor....*sniff* you damn fool. *sniff* Don't do this.....please......PLEASE!

Trevor Mach: Tears? For me Tali? Now I have seen everything from you honey bunny. I have to do this. This is my mess, my mistake, and I have to clean it up.



Trevor Mach: I've been running from my past and my sins. They've finally caught up to me huh? I'm not running anymore. I'm a stubborn bastard, and I'm self destructive. It's time I finally put that to good use. I get to play the hero. How cool is that? Tack, you're my best friend. You and Amy are going to make great parents. Tali....I'll always love you. Don't ever forget. No matter how jaded and cynical, you were always my honey bunny.

Lady M's: Trevor....I-

Trevor Mach: I know....goodbye Tali.



Derrick Mach: And this is where the fate decides. You were always afraid of dying cold and alone, and despite your jokes you know your end is here. How do you choose to embrace your death?

Trevor Mach: ......The same way I embrace life.....by being fucking awesome! BOOSH!



*BOOOOOOM!*



LG Rod: Man, I can't believe the EBW guys packed us in here!

Dougie Mach: Trevor.....what have you done?

Lady M's: Trevor.

Jeff Andonuts: GET US OUT OF HERE EGGMAN! NOW!

Doctor Degrees: We're not going to miss the explosion!

Tack Angel: ......Tali, hang onto something, this is gonna get bad.







Ryan IQ: We've safely landed in the ocean. The Space Station exploded in orbit, and the debris is burning up in the atmosphere. Everyone is alright.

w00t: Now get all your Havok hooligans the hell off our Eggnaught NOW! I'm going to see to it that you pay for all repairs and emotional stress IQ! MARK MY WORDS!

Ryan IQ: *sigh*



Lady M's: .....

Tack Angel: I can't believe this is happening. I can't believe he's gone.

Lady M's: I love you Trevor Mach. *thumb kiss* Thank you.

Tack Angel: Thanks buddy......you did it. Thank you.

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Announcer: Havok's escalation of Pro Wrestling continues tonight with Chaos TV, but Ryan IQ is looking to make good on his word to the people, with Havok being the different kind of hope the wrestling fans need, by kick starting a series of shows called the Havok Summer Camp. A show that will allow the up and comers to show off, as well as introduce some brand new talent. The Series got off to a great start with some new faces, and a surprise.



Hailey Havok: What's up Renegades? Hailey Havok here, and we're live at the Fourside Baseball Field for the beginning of Havok Summer Camp. This Summer has been hot, but it's only going to get hotting as the fiery young bloods put everything on the line to impress you. No one promotion is offering this venue to the young talent. You all know everyone in the ring except for three new additions to our roster. First, we have Tomo, a man short in stature, but big in heart. You'll see his explosive nature when that bell rings. Next, we have a man who is trying to erase the stigma of being a deathmatch joke named Danzig!

Danzig: YOU'RE CALLING ME A JOKE!? WHAT ARE YOU BLIND?! OOOOH! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE!

Hailey Havok: Danzig is obviously and angry man, and demanded a top competitor, which is why Olly Oliver has done us the favor of taking the main event match with Danzig. The next man, this dream boat, really needs no introductions. If you've seen movies like "Out for Pain III" or the "Death Fist" series, you'll immediately recognize Jackson Kain!

Jackson Kain: Yes, don't adjust the television, it's me Jackson Kain. Why am I here, joining the Renegades of Havok? Well, recently the tabloids have been spreading lies, rumors, and slander against me, saying I don't really know for to fight. They say I use stunt doubles! They say I use wire work. And to them I say.....so what if I do!? Do you understand how hard it is to keep up this perfect bone structure? If I took a bad spill it could all be over! I CAN fight though, and I'll prove it here for all you fans out there, but mostly for the ladies.

LG Rod: Hey! This guy is stealing my spotlight! I'm the star around here pal! Your movies suck!

Jackson Kain: The Direct to DVD sales market says otherwise chump. You guys need a real movie star around here. I've seen Bad Dudes 1-3, they didn't pack the explosive action of a Jackon Kain movie, and you'll get that explosive attitude here in this ring tonight!

Hailey Havok: Finally, I want to introduce the counselors for the Summer Camp series. The veterans who are going to watch the action, and coach the youngsters. First off, we have Counselor Picky Minch, the Bravest Division Champion, who is putting the belt and the division on the line tonight against Havok World Champion Dougie Mach. The next counselor WAS going to be Trevor Mach but-

Trevor Mach: But what, I'm here baby! BOOSH!

Hailey Havok: Trevor?!

Ryan  IQ: .....*sips coffee*.......*SPIT TAKE!* TREVOR?! HOW ARE YOU-

Trevor Mach: Sorry I'm late boss! I'm happy to say that reports of my indefinite hiatus were greatly exaggerated. Here Ry Ry, have a moon rock.

Ryan IQ: Moon rock!?

Hailey Havok: .....WELL....the counselors are here, and the Renegades are ready. Let the Summer Camp commence!

Opening contest saw the debut of Tomo, as he battled the self taught scrapper Jake Conway. Impressive opening sequence of a traded forearm barrage lead to a sequence of back and forth kicks to show the other who could absorb more punishment. The rookies were looking very good, with Tomo being about to kick out of a Powerbomb Pin and come back with a Screwdriver and a Brainbuster to keep Conway down for the 3 Count. Hell of a debut for Tomo.

DZ of the Reality Gangsters gave Picasso Priest a solid fight, clipping his wings and keeping him on the ground. A standing SSP from Priest was avoided by DZ and followed up with a Yakuza Kick to get the pin.

The Dastardly Duo picked up their first wins in Havok, after an athletic battle with the big man Jimmy Bar and LG Rod. Late in the match LG Rod abandoned his partner and walked away, leading to a Dastardly Doomsday on Jimmy Bar and the pin.

A fast paced, all out sprint between Dangerous Dan and BOOSHI had the fans going wild, with BOOSHI going for a shoot attempt only to be caught in a dead lift body slam followed by an Ankle Lock, leading to the submission.

The "Action Movie Superstar" Jackson Kain was up next against the cantankerous old school Stea M. Punk, when LG Rod rushed the ring and attacked both men, focusing most of his rage on Jackson Kain. Kain's entourage held back Rod, with LG challenging Kain to a match later in the night at Chaos TV. The match was accepted, and Ryan IQ could be seen giving it the go ahead for later in the night.

Main event saw a bloody brawl between Olly Oliver and Danzig. Bloody in that every time Danzig was knocked to the mat he proceeded to pull a blade out of his wrist band and cut himself in the forehead. Danzig had to avoid a DQ several times, but his crazed style kept it interesting to say the least. Olly Oliver went high risk with a top rope lariat called the Olive Branch to take down Danzig and score the win to end the first day of Summer Camp.

Havok Summer Camp Series
Fourside Baseball Field
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Tomo beat Jake Conway (12:17) via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Singles: DZ beat Picasso Priest (8:09) via Yakuza Kick -> Pin
3. Tag: Dirk Dastardly[o]/Dave Dastardly beat Jimmy Bar[x]/LG Rod (9:02) via Dastardly Doomsday -> Pin
4. Singles: Dangerous Dan beat BOOSHI (5:54) via Ankle Lock -> Submission
5. Singles: Stea M. Punk vs. Jackson Kain (0:27) No Contest
6. Singles: Olly Oliver beat Danzig (10:30) via Olive Branch Lariat -> Pin

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Earlier...



Trevor: Hey Tack! Have you heard?

Tack: What is it?

Trevor: FSW is back!

Tack: Am I gonna beat up lemons again?

Trevor: I don't know. Let's go there for old times sake. Bet the old crew is still there.

Tack: Hmmm sure whatever. I did win quite a few there.

Trevor: Atta boy!....Say, have you always been this cross-eyed?



The rebirth of FSW has begun and it started off with a bang. The once-forgotten founder, Don Panini, is standing in the middle of the ring with a bunch of familiar faces with him.



Don Panini: The revolution has risen again! Welcome to the rebirth of FSW!  I am the original founder and now owner and general manager of FSW, Don Panini.  As you can see, the first thing I will like to address is that all champions remain intact. Fergus is still the FSW Champion, DA and TPO...

DA: Its now Adam DA and Chris J, and we are The Initials.

Panini: Yes, Adam DA and Chris J are still Double Trouble Champions. Oog is still the All Day Everyday Champion, surprisingly, and the Rising Title still reside on Black Cena.  While we still on the topic of champions, we will start off with a bang with a champion versus champion match for the FSW Title! Our champion Fergus will defend his title against FSW Rising Champion, Black Cena, one-on-one as our opening match! The other topic I would address, because of the reason why FSW went down in the first place, we are prohibiting outside involvement. Namely EBW. To keep the re-launch strong, we will be having a new talent initiative where we will see fresh new faces coming in and prove their worth. And to show that we have the strongest product out there, I am introducing you all to the Buddy System where each member of the roster will have a friend or partner to share success with. Because of this, it ensures us that we have the strongest tag division ever in history. We will bring back the fire that I have envisioned and...

??: Hey Sandwich! Hold up!

Poo and many other familiar faces appears.

Poo: You can't have a Relaunch without us folks over here now, especially when I helped first launched this place to begin with!

Panini: Poo! I thought you were in EBW or that other place!

Poo: Clearly, you don't know what it means to "take a backseat!" Like when you disappeared, I was willing to take a backseat from time to time and let these guys build this place to success.

Panini: And because its one of those guys, particularly the one next to you, that put this place into purgatory in the first place!

Perfect Man looks around with a guilty face.

Poo: That doesn't matter.  What matters is this place is back and we will keep this place strong...as long as the writer keep the posts to a minimum.

Panini: You want strong eh? How about this? You and your bunch of misfits, particularly the ones that jumped ship during the hiatus, against my hand-picked group later!

Perfect Man: And thus FSW suddenly became an actual wrestling journal.

Poo: OK! Challenge accepted! And we  will...

Panini: Hold it!

Poo: DON'T "HOLD IT" ME!

*A Cyber Troy is telling something in Don Panini's ear*

Panini: Ah, this is a serious problem. Well I have some business to attend to, now onward to our first match!

Perfect Man: *towards Poo* Perfect Man thinks you got ignored.



The opening contest is a champion vs champion match for the FSW Title. Things became heated from the getgo with both clubbing each other back and forth. Black Cena went for the kill early and hits the Blackitude Adjustment for two. Black Cena goes for the offensive but out of nowhere Fergus hits the Ginger Boot sending both down. Both slowly got up as Fergus motions for Black Cena to get up.  Fergus went for for another Ginger Boot but Black Cena blocks it, went for another Blackitude Adjustment, Fergus reverses and drop him with the Ginger Curse for two. Black Cena recovers and quickly hits the Blackitude Adjustment but got a close nearfall. Black Cena gets Fergus up for the Wild and Young but Fergus  reverses it. Fergus caught Black Cena and put Black Cena in the Ginger Ale for the decisive victory.



Panini: So it really was you that intruded in.

Tack: Hey just dropping by to visit and...

Panini: Did you not hear my No-EBW or that other place policy?

Tack: But I like coming here.

Panini: That was then, this is now. You and your boneheaded friend was the reason this place went under.

Tack: Are you sure about that?

Panini: You damn  skippy I'm right about that! You and your buddy showing and making fools out of everyone hurt this place!

Tack: Speaking of, where is Trevor?

Panini: Ah, to reinforce this new policy, I got the cleaners to scent the entire building with Anti-Trevor Detergent.

Meanwhile...



Trevor: Hey Tack, are you already in there? *sniff sniff* AHHH Anti-Trevor Detergent! *runs*

Back to office...

Panini: Now that I said that, how'd did you get in here?

Oog: I believe the Anti-Trevor Detergent  only applies to Trevors.

Panini: Right.

Tack: So I can stay right?

Panini: Hmmm....You know what? You CAN stay...but on ONE condition.

Tack: What's that?

Panini: For you to stay, you have to win EVERY match you are in. Starting tonight, you will face Teck, Dre Money, and Maya Inca Boy with your own two partners.

Tack: Not feeling the condition but that seems fair I guess...

Panini: Good! Now that we come to an agreement and...What the? Hangman! When you get here? You're late!

Hangman: I got here when you were talking with Tack.

Panini: Oh ok, that seems...wait a minute! Since when do you talk!! You don't talk!

Hangman: I've always known how to talk, I just didn't felt like talking back then.

Panini: And your voice sounds familiar. Awfully suspicious.

Hangman: I don't see what so suspicious about me talking.

Panini: Oog! Ahmad! Grab him and talk off that mask!

Hangman: Hold on! This mask is actually my head, you can't take it off!

Ahmad and Oog grabbed Hangman and after much struggle, the mask was pulled off and...



Amigo: IT WAS ME! IT WAS ME THIS WHOLE TIME SAMMICH! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Panini: Get him out!!! NOW!!!

Oog and Fergus tossed Amigo out the door.

Panini: Aye, what a first day...

All of a sudden, Coconut Head rolled Oog up with a referee and the ref counted to three! Coconut Head is your new All Day Everyday Champion!

Coconut Head: YEA!! WOOO!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!

Coconut Head storms out of the office and to the ring.



The next match is the first time Giff Hoyt and his cousin MF, in his in-ring debut no less, teamed up against Billy Hill and the newly crowned All Day Everyday Champion, Coconut Head. MF insists on handling the match by himself thus Giff lets him. Billy Hill quickly let Coconut Head take the match as MF tries to get Giff in the mood. After much stalling, Coconut Head went for a rollup but MF rolled out and kicked Coconut Head. MF yelled "FEEL THE LOVE" and hits a Shining Wizard-like move he like to call the Shining Mofo to win the match. After the match, Billy Hill quickly told the ref to count as he pins Coconut Head and you have a new All Day Everyday Champion....again.

Its time for the official FSW debut for Gorilla taking on Nemesis. After a staredown, Nemesis motions for a test of strength. Gorilla slowly responds but as hands touch, Gorilla quickly wrench down Nemesis's arm and pressed Nemesis up. Gorilla drop Nemesis into an armbar...and that was it.



Disco Kid: Yo man, you been gettin too serious lately. Gotta loosen up some

Black Cena: What are you talkin about?

Disco Kid: Ever since you won that title, you been all serious and shit. Come on lets have fun once in a while man.

Black Cena: Bro, I was THIS close to becoming FSW champion, a double champion no less.

Disco Kid: And? Come on man, we  should celebrate for you going this far. That means bigger things to come! And by bigger names, I mean, I got a new name for us!

Black Cena: Uhhh...what is it?

Disco Kid: We are stars, we are studs, we sexy, we are....CHOCOLATE THUNDER!

Black Cena: ....

Disco Kid: Chocolate Thunder!

Black Cena: ....

Disco Kid: Come on! Its prolly better than anything you come up with. For that Buddy System thing! Oh oh! We can grow out our fros. You have your fro and I have...the Golden Fro! THE GOLDEN FRO, thats money there!

Meanwhile...

Perfect Man: Perfect Man doesn't have a partner.

Poo: Oh yea?

Perfect Man: Subbie jumped ship from here and moved on. You have Ninten already so Perfect Man pick you.

Poo: Hmm...Almost everybody got their partners.  How about Mr. Plain?

Perfect Man: Nah, the names fit but Plain is a bit too....

Poo: Plain?

Perfect Man: Yep!

Poo: Hmmmm....say! Didn't the sammich threw someone out earlier? How about that Amigo guy?

Perfect Man: Isn't  he kinda banned basically?

Poo:  Hmmm there could be a reason why he's here....and why he's been Hangman all this time. Let's go ask him. I do have his number, let's  ask him!

Perfect Man:  Alright! Perfect Man will call.

Poo:  Make it quick, we have a match comin...

Perfect Man: Yo! Amigo! This is Perfect! No, no. Perfect Man means its Perfect Man...



Next matchup is the handpicked team of Dre Money, Teck, and Maya Inca Boy against the team of Tack Angel, Callahan, and C-O. That's chemistry for Monoxide. So yea, same guy, different name, who cares. All of a sudden as Tack tried to lock up, Callahan pulled Tack around and C-O superkicked Tack down as the opposing team suddenly started celebrating. Callahan proceeded to give Tack the Whirley Bird slam and both he and C-O stomped Tack repeatedly. Callahan drops Tack with a spinebuster. Callahan signals C-O and C-O hits the Carbon Monoxide Press on Tack. Both guys left as the other team tried to pick up the pieces. After all that, Tack still kicked out of a pin attempt. Tack tries to fight back but the numbers were too much. Teck and Dre hits the Turntable on Tack and still a nearfall. Maya Inca Boy gets in and motions Tack to get up. Maya Inca Boy went for the Mayan Kick but Tack ducked and decked Dre and Teck off the apron. Maya Inca Boy went for another but Tack caught him and hits  the Angel Driver for the lucky win.



Its main event time. Poo leads the troops against Professor Ahmad, Oog, and the Double Trouble Champions, The Letters. Things went wild from the start as everyone started brawling. It was The Letters that beat Perfect Man and some other guy for the Double Trouble Titles. The entire match is all over the place. The finishing stretches was a finisher spamming extravaganza. Poo got the Go To Poo on Professor Ahmad. Then Chris J hits a buzzsaw-like kick he calls the KickYourFace on Poo. Junior then kicks Chris J down and hits the PK. Adam DA got the sleeper hold on Junior, then switchover and hits a piledriver. Jay went in with a Super Jay Press out of nowhere while Adam DA is standing. Oog, out of nowhere, Double Clubbed Jay then Perfect Man hits the Perfectplex for two, Oog and Perfect Man are legal but does it matter at this point? Perfect Man went for the Impeccable Moonsault but misses and Chris J out of nowhere hits the KickYourFace of Perfect Man. Another brawl with all eight guys ensues until theres two in every corner of the ring. Each side sets each other up, I have a bad feeling about this. All four corners are up and down with a simultaneous Superplex from all four corners and HOLY SH-T! The ring just combust! THE RING! THE RING IS ON FIRE!! The referee panicked and called for the bell and bolted out of there. Its a no contest.



FSW 31: Rebirth
FSW Arena
1.  FSW Title ~Champion vs. Champion~:  Fergus def. Black Cena (18:20) with the Ginger Ale.
2. FSW All Day Everyday Title: Coconut Head def. Oog (0:03) via rollup.
3.  Giff Hoyt & MF def. Coconut Head & Billy Hill (1:38) when MF used the Shining Mofo on Coconut Head.
4. FSW All Day Everyday Title: Billy Hill def. Coconut Head (0:03) with a simple pin.
5.  Gorilla def. Nemesis (3:23) with the Monkey Bar.
6.  Tack Angel, Callahan, & C-O def. Maya Inca Boy, Teck & Dre Money (12:19) when Tack used the Angel Driver on Maya Inca Boy.
7.  Perfect Man, Jay, Junior & Poo vs. Professor Ahmad, Oog, Adam DA & Chris J (16:49) went to a No Contest when the ring imploded.

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Dougie Mach: I'm Dougie Mach, I'm the Fucking King of the World. I claimed the World Championship, and I destroyed the Shoot Division. We don't need more than one King in this Kingdom, and that means I have one more target on my list before I'm satisfied. Picky Minch, you can kiss the Bravest Division goodbye, because Dougie Mach is the bravest. I will claim your title, your division, and I will make history as the most dominant champion in history.

Little Mac: The King of the Renegades, the Complete Champion, is amassing titles around his waist, and allies waiting in the wings. You want to know why? Because he's got the skills, and I've got the brains. I know how to do business. I know how to make money for people. Why do you think Troy is still on my side. It's because he knows more than anyone, what I can do for a wrestler and their bank accounts. We've got the stoke around here, and it's got to make you wonder who else wants to jump on our backs and take the ride to the top. Picky Minch, watch your back, you don't stand a chance.



Hailey Havok: Hailey Havok here, and I'm with the Bravest Division Champion Picky Minch. You've got a lot riding on you tonight, with the World Championship at stake, as well as the Bravest Division Championship, and the division as a whole. Are you ready?

Picky Minch: You can never predict when something like this is going to happen. I started wrestling as a kid, and I never imagined I'd be where I am right now. I do know that the Bravest Division deserves to live on, and that alone is enough to push me to victory in this match. It doesn't matter if I'm ready, my fellow Brave Renegades will push me to win.

Trevor Mach: They aren't alone buddy. You know I've got your back!

Picky Minch: Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Counselor Picky, after the Summer Camp earlier today, it got me thinking about the future, and what it holds for Trevor Mach. I've got something big on the horizon I think, but first I want you to know that I'll do my best to keep that green bastard Mac off your back. Like you need the help though. Look at this kid Hailey. He's the man! He's got the gold! He's got the skills! He's a marathon man in that ring! He puts the MAN in STAMINA!

Hailey Havok: Man isn't IN stamina Trevor.

Trevor Mach: I know that! Don't you think I know that?! I'm making a point! Picky Minch, my good friend, can make history tonight, and my cousin Dougie Mach better be ready for the fight of his life. My PICK, is PICKY!



Havok returned to the Danger Zone after a hectic history making week, to present yet another loaded event with more history to be made in the main event. Dougie Mach is claiming titles and divisions, and the Bravest Division will have to fight to survive, with Picky Minch carrying the torch.

The opening match saw what could be the final match of the Bravest Division, as Ditch took on Jake Conway. The scrappy Conway had previously wrestled earlier in the day at Summer Camp, but showed no fatigue in a match that went nearly 10 minutes, however Ditch claimed the victory with an out of nowhere Bootlegger that had Conway out before he hit the mat.

The "Action Movie Superstar" Jackson Kain made his debut on Chaos TV, in a match with LG Rod stemming from an altercation at Havok Summer Camp. Kain wasn't alone though, as he brought famous director, wire work enthusiast, and lover of Edo Women's legs Koichi Sakamoto. LG Rod tried to make a name for himself by taking the scalp of the famous star, but a trick involving a stunt double taking the finisher, pyro, and a wire worked flying kick lead to the Stunt Double Driver and the pin. After the match, Kain signed a glossy autograph of himself and stuffed it in Rod's hat.





Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades, before we escalate any further, we're standing by with proud new papa Tack Angel, and final Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart. Tonight, you guys are leading a team against a rising coalition of wrestlers taking ques from Little Mac. What are your thoughts heading into the match.

Tack Angel: First of all, it's great to be back on Earth. On Earth, you can't accidentally suck people out of airlocks! Not....not that that actually happened or anything....just...uh....being humorous. Little Mac is a snake and weasel. He uses people, and he's trying to grow his influence in Havok, and he's using all these guys by making promises to them. I'm going to break those promises.

Simon Stuart: I'll get my hands on Mac and Dougie Mach eventually. Right now, I'm looking at you Fighter Daron. You cost me everything, and I won't forgive that dishonor. I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to make you tap. Count on it.

Hailey Havok: Speaking of Dougie Mach, tonight he's in the main event against Picky Minch, title for title. How do you feel about it Tack?

Tack Angel: I'm alright with this! I think the weight limit barrier needs to be broken down.....but not sucked out of an airlock....that would be traumatizing. Picky can keep the division going, but I want him to think about the possibilities and new matches we'll have when everyone is playing on the same field so to speak.....field....and not space. *shudder*

TV Champion Cherub Kid teaming up with Based Anwin to take on Randy no Kachi and Shadow in his in ring return for tag action. Hot match up, with the original bully showing RnK how to be ruthless, but the ring rust had him losing a step, and Cherub Kid took him to the mat with a Cherub Feint and capped it off with a Cherub's Flight that left the legend taking the pin, further propelling Cherub Kid's stock and Shadow's blood pressure, as he trashed ringside after the match.



Three teams converged in the ring to determine the Alpha Beta's first challengers, with Justice 87 forgoing their rematch at least for now. Muscle Science started things off in the ring with the Dastardly Duo, with "AkiKyo" showing up late, with Akinan begrudgingly clad in a very Kyo like costume. The duo were on the same page for once though, and an energized Kyo used the Hell Claw on an already worn out from Summer Camp Dirk Dastardly, while Akinan cleared the ring of Muscle Science and floored Dave with the Powerbomb to score the pin. "AkiKyo" will get the first show at the Alpha Betas for the Havok Tag Team Championships.

Tack Angel lead Simon Stuart, Grind, Larmore, and Picasso Priest against Little Mac's growing group of the Alpha Betas, Fighter Daron, and the Reality Gangsters. Big messy brawl, saw the big moves from both teams, with Little Mac trying to worm a win for his team on the outside. Focus was on Tack Angel mostly, so Simon Stuart swooped under the radar to get his hands on Fighter Daron, and in a quick ground sequence he overpowered and out skilled to force the Kimura submission as he promised.

It was main event time, as the Renegades were ready to see history in the making the. The self proclaimed "Fucking King of the World" put the World Title up against Bravest Division Champion Picky Minch, the belt, and the division, in his bid to unify and further his claim of being greatest World Champion. Hard hitting action, with Dougie putting Picky Minch's Bushido Crusade past to the test. Picky nearly scored a quick nearfall with a German only for Dougie to escape and clear the ring. Little Mac wanted to get involved, but in a match fought under Bravest Rules, everything BUT interference was allowed. Still, the attempt was made until Trevor Mach rushed the ring to chase him off while Dougie and Picky brawled on the outside, using anything they could get their hands on. Back in the ring Dougie went for a Vertebreaker, only for Picky to power out and flip him over, setting up for an Ankle Lock, that Dougie had to fight to escape from. Picky showed heart and fire against the champ, but the champ had other ideas and used the lax Havok rules to gouge at Picky's eyes and force him into the corner for a prolonged choke with the boot. Reality Gangster's Subculture came down to the ring and actually seemed to be supporting the Bravest Division, but Picky wasn't buying the ploy. Still, the distraction was enough for Dougie to use the Brass Knuckles of Little Mac and clobber him before the Vertebreaker and the pin. Dougie Mach won the match and claimed the Bravest Division and its Championship. The Chaos King held all three of his titles amidst a chorus of boos from the fans and the Bravest Division fighters on the stage. Trevor Mach reappeared with a mic in hand.



Trevor Mach: Dammit Dougie, you just couldn't get the job done on your own could you?

Dougie Mach: Don't judge me for one second Trevor! I do what I have to for victory, and I earned all the glory that comes with it! Don't try and ruin this moment for me. You've been ducking me since I first called you out anyways!

Trevor Mach: You think I was ducking you? No Dougie, I was busy with Justice 87 and the Tag Team Championship. Plus, I wanted to see what you could do Chaos King. I wanted to see the rage, and the drive, and the insanity, of a desperate Dougie Mach looking to be remembered. You didn't disappoint, and you're sure as hell going to be remembered, but I don't think in the way you're hoping.

Dougie Mach: I'll determine how I'm remembered. How are you even here!? I thought you were....I thought you were taking a hiatus!

Trevor Mach: You hoped I was!

Dougie Mach: Don't speak for me! I want you right here, right where you are. Because I want you to see what the "Black Sheep" or the "Ginger Bastard" could do. I've done something you couldn't. I've become the Complete Champion. The REAL World Champion! History will remember me for-

Trevor Mach: Being a goofy bastard that got really mad and won a lot of gold. That part is true. The next chapter I'm going to write, and you want to know what it's called? Trevor challenges Dougie.....and WINS! I'm NEXT Dougie! By the time we're done, and I take the Havok World Championship, you'll have wished I really did die in space! Oh wait, am I not supposed to talk about that?! Who cares cause I-

(Abrupt Cut)

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. Bravest Singles: Ditch beat Jake Conway (6:59) via Bootlegger -> Pin
2. Singles: Jackson Kain beat LG Rod (8:08) via Stunt Double Driver -> Pin
3. Tag: Cherub Kid[o]/Anwin vs. Shadow[x]/Randy no Kachi (10:20) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
4. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Akinan[o]/Kyo beat Jeff Andonuts/Doctor Degrees and Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly[x] (10:03) via Powerbomb -> Pin
5. 10-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Simon Stuart[o]/Grind/Larmore/Picasso Priest beat Troy/Lukie/Fighter Daron[x]/Subculture/DZ (16:59) via Kimura -> Submission
6. Title Unification Havok vs. Bravest: Dougie Mach(c) beat Picky Minch(c) (23:04) via Vertebreaker -> Pin -> 3rd Defense/Titles Unified!

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Schiavello: Hello dear fans and family. Welcome once again to RPW's "Rising", the world premiere of the new force in Professional Wrestling. And  this last Xcite Jamie O.D. was the only man who acted as the voice of the Retribution. Let us see what he had to say.

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T. Vahn: RPW here!? Again? Why do they keep interfering and messing with this perfect show?

Stephen Pentros: I don't know why you complain so much. There is a talent-exchange deal and they have a timeslot on the network; the last thing w00t would want is an excuse for Haggar to kick him out. But wait a minute... it's just Jamie O.D.! The Soccer Hooligan---

Jamie O.D.: IT'S FOOTBALL, YA WANKER!

Pentros: Oops! Right, right... The Football Hooligan, the Notorious J.O.D. is making his way to the ring with two people. Where are Sal Paradise and Destroyer A?

Vahn: It doesn't matter to me. But I'm intrigued, I think I've seen these two guys before.



[b]Jamie OD: Oi! Ya miss me Xcite? Didn't miss ya one bit, but I'm here on business. See, RPW is coming soon, and since Sal and DA are off doing....well whatever it they are doing, I'm being paid....I mean being asked to present to you Momotaman and Nakazawa. These fellas are alright in book. They come from Edo and they love to fight. They come from the old school of pro wrestling, and know more ways to take you to the ground and make you tap or nap then you thought possible. You'll be able to see them on-

Noah Jennings: Hold it right there! I'm the EBW World Champion, and I've had just about enough of these RPW shenanigans! You come onto MY show and act like you're doing me and the fans a favor?! You're just taking up television time. It's not happening on Xcite anymore.

Jamie OD: Oi! Look at the stones on old Jennings here. How about I kick your fecking head in. We'll go where we want, when we want.

Noah Jennings: Yeah....we'll just see about that OD. We'll just see about that.

(A few minutes later)

Porky: Excellent, good work you guys.

Nerma: Hey! This banner is covering our sponsors, what do---

Porky: That's right, YOUR sponsors! This is airing in Rising, remember? Now, start interviewing.



Nerma: Nerma here with the Soc---

Jamie: Oi!

Nerma: I mean... the Football Holligan, Jamie O.D. Now, Jamie, you have introduced these gentlemen to the fans, Momotaman and Nakazawa from Edo. You said they are from the old school of pro wrestling and know a lot of submissions. Would you tell us more about them?

Jamie: Why don't you ask them, Nerma? I was appointed to speak for the Retribution, but me doing al the bloody talking would be selfish. You are, maybe, used to that because this fecking company reeks of selfishness.

Nerma: OK, but there isn't a translator.

Porky: Just ask them!!

Nerma: *sighs* OK, Momotaman, Nakazawa. Is there anything you want to say to your fans about your debuts?

Momotaman: (Of course. Hello, Eaglelanders. My name is Ikuhisa Momota---)

Nerma: Huh? Where are the subtitles coming from?

Jamie: Oi! Don't interrupt, just shut it!! Momota, you were saying...

Momotaman: (Thank you, Jamie-san. *bows* My name is Ikuhisa Momota, Momotaman. Nice to meet you. I come from the forefront of MMA and Fighting, Pancrasus. And this is my good friend, Sasuke Nakazawa.)

Nakazawa: (Thank you, Momota-san. I am Sasuke Nakazawa, from the U Catch Camp. Pleased to meet you, RPW fans and family. *bows*)

Nerma: Welcome to Eagleland, guys. You seem very familiar, I think I saw you fighting in MMA in your home country.

Nakazawa: (That is correct, Nerma-san. Momotaman a couple of years back won an Openweight Tournament taking on Super Heavyweights like John Sapp. He also has had some of the highest rated fights in PIXEL FC like when he fought Olympic Gold Medalist in Judo, Katsuyori Ishii.)

Momotaman: (This mas is known in our home country as "The Human Death Trap". His many armbars are a must-see in his career and remind us that Pro Wrestling is not just a form of entertainment, but also a deadly fighting art.)

Jamie: Oh... here they are. Fellas, wanna give a demonstration?

Janitor #1: Oh, excuse me. I didn't know there were cameras.

Janitor #2: We were told there we had to swee some--- AAH!! AAAAH!!

Janitor #1: AAAAAAAAH! IT HURTS!

Jamie: Alright you fellas. That would be it. That was just a Hammerlock, a basic submission hold. Did you see the pain in these two wankers' faces?

Janitor #1: HEY!

Jamie: That is precisely the caliber of athletes and talent we've got in RPW. Now, before we leave this rubbish dump let me remind a couple of things to ya. I don't care what you two, Ness and Franky, are bloody doing but if ya keep hiding, we're gonna find ya and start purging some feckin arse! Next week the mystery partner who's teaming with D.A. and I is coming and I'd better see some bloody faces, I know Poo isn't in hiding. Everybody saw the revival of FSW, so w00t, read the contract again and make sure they will be here next week. Oh, and Noah. Don't bother in trying to get us out of here 'cause I think the last thing you want is to give a reason to Haggar to fire your boss.

*mobile phone rings*

Porky: Camilo? Not now, we are in the middle of--- WHAT!? He did what!? FOR FUC---!! OK, OK. Right. So, what do you want to...? There? OK, I'll phone the girls and bring a cameraman.


Nick Schiavello: Do you want to know what was that phone call about? We are going to a commercial break, so stay tunned.

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Schiavello: We are back, RPW fans. Now, you must have wondered what happened at last Chaos TV. Ryan IQ was suddenly talking about picking up a fight we were going to regret. Apparently it is easy to do a little of trash-talk and then ban us from your studio television. Maybe you're forgetting there are two people who are scheduled to be part of our debut... but we'll see about that. This is a special report brought to you by our Head of Talent Scout, Camilo Ortega.



Camilo Ortega: Is that thing on? Good. Hello, RPW fans. We are at the EBW Network Headquarters, inside one particular office, the Havok office. To the surprise of us, it seems like Ryan IQ, Havok's president, has quite a concept of "picking a fight we are going to regret" and that's banning us from the Danger Zone so he can run his show "without inteference". If by that he means shutting down every division he has. But hey, that's what the "renegades", the "radical dreamers" want, right? Taking the things that fans like out so one man can monopolize everything.

I shouldn't be surprised by this, actually. Ry Ry, we all know your history in this business since Rufus Poochyfud gave a job to you in here. You even used your power to win the Royal Crown title from Trevor Mach. What surprises me it is the fact that Justice '87, the almighty force of pro wrestling also playing along Ry Ry. You may have all the flaws in the world, but  you never back down of a fight to prove you are the real righteousness... until now. This just reinforces what I've said all this time, you are nothing but selfish people. Last saturday Porky declared war against you and EBW, and these are the consequences for acting like nothing happened. Take a look

(Earlier today)

Guard #1: Gotcha, you fuc--- what the...!?

?: Hmmm

Guard: WHOAAAAAAH!!

*table breaks*



Manic: Hehehe....


?: Chesuto!

Guard #2: Ugh!! WHOA!!



Makoto: Seichusen Godanzuki!



Princess Daisy: You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?

Guard #3: This is a restricted area. Only the renegades are allowed to be here, now move before I---



Guard #3: Huh?

?: (Take this, die!) Orya!

Daisy: Hyah!



Daisy: You got a lot of nerve for trying to put your filthy hands around me. I'm a princess for God's sake and nobody touches this beautiful royal body!

Kunimitsu: Psst (weak).



Camilo: Well, ladies. I think the proper thing now is that you introduce yourselves.

Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy! And we are done here redecorating this office. Here Manic and Kunimitsu are not much on the talkative department but I think you just saw how these tough girls managed to handle these whimps. I mean... Manic just grabbed that security officer and BAM!! Slammed him against the desk of ugly and fat Ry Ry; and Kunimitsu here was quite helpful with her awesome ninja skills. Makoto also prefers to remain silent as it's her time to meditate after whooping that other guard's !@#$%^&* with her mighty fists. This is just the first step to rebuild women's pro wrestling and we just did it with a bang. YAHOO!

Ortega: Ryan, do you want to repeat that huge mistake? You'd better open the door for the Retribution next time. And Justice '87... I see Trevor Mach has been given a World Title match without fighting for it, one of the main reasons I walked out of this corporate juggernaut. You're just spoiled Trevor and when I see Tack Angel, I see no difference at all. Remember Justice '87, the Retribution will come to you one way or another, so the fans can have once again nothing but exciting Professional Wrestling.


Schiavello: Stay tuned. Coming up, the second part of our documentary

Announcer: Havok is continuing its Summer Camp Series in an effort to get the word out about the Renegades and their escalation of pro wrestling against the competing brands. Our recap doesn't start in the ring though, but an altercation in a Dusty Dunes bar...



Trevor Mach: Pincho, give me another! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

Pincho: I...I didn't say anything.

Trevor Mach: Oh....right. Ha! It's hot out there. I must be hallucinating....or maybe I'm drunk, cause I see a couple gangsters looking for a fight.

Ditch: You've got something that belongs to Dougie Mach.

Trevor Mach: Eh? What could that be? If you're looking for his nuts I question he ever had em. BOOSH!

DZ: You know what he's talking about. Give us the title belt before this nice bar has to get trashed.

Trevor Mach: Oh this? Well, I figured since it's going to be mine soon anyways, I'd just take it now.

Ditch: Look, we-

Trevor Mach: No you look, "Reality Gangsters", you tell the "Chaos King" that if he wants his belt back, he'll meet me next week at the Danger Zone. Until then, tell your buddy Subculture, that I can't wait till the next Chaos TV for that match with him. This week I'm teaming with AkiKyo against the Alpha Betas, so make sure he's the third if Egotrip's really got "da stroke".

DZ: You think you can tell us what to do? What's to stop us from kicking your ass right now?

Trevor Mach: Well, you might kick my ass....odds are high....but I might just bust this bottle over your head first and make you hurt really bad. Are we feeling lucky Reality Gangsters?

Trevor Mach apparently made it out of his bar brawl in one piece, but limped his way to the opening match of the Summer Camp Series in Dusty Dunes Desert, teaming with Olly Oliver and Picky Minch against the rookie Jake Conway and the Dastardly Duo. The rookies put up a good fight, with Conway and Mach exchanging hard and heavy blows at the end, but a Jumping Knee Tackle in the corner lead to Conway falling for the pin.

Action Star Jackson Kain brought his pyro, his director, and his stunt double to the desert for his match against Picasso Priest, using elaborate wire work to counter his high flying moves, before showing some actual skill with a series of martial arts kicks that opened Priest up to the Stunt Double Driver and the pin.

Tack Angel and Based Anwin put on a surprisingly explosive singles match, with Anwin out to prove his worth against the multi-time former champion. Excellent match up, with Tack starting slow and facing some near falls, but came back with the crowd pumping him up. Anwin wanted to do a test of strength, but Tack simply kicked him in the side of the head. Later, he dared Tack to stand his ground in the center of the ring as he tried a lariat, but Tack floored him with a spinning kick to the head. Anwin finally dropped the act and went to work with a series of Static Suplexes. When the cameras came back from static, Anwin was on the top rope ready to hit the Static Splash, but Tack threw his knees up and later countered with an Angel Driver to plant Anwin for the 1-2-3. Great showing from Anwin, but the kick based offense won the day again.

The main event came from a challenge thrown down by Fighter Daron to the short, stoic newcomer Tomo. Last Man Standing, with boxing gloves on to see who the heavier hitter would really be. A clobber feat ensued, that showed the rookie's ability to absorb punishment, and blow after blow, using his head to take the damage. Simon Stuart appeared to put the pressure on Fighter Daron. He didn't interfere, but his standing there was enough to take Daron's eyes off the prize long enough for Tomo to deliver a head butt that knocked Daron out on his feet. Easy 10 Count for the upset victory to end Day 1.



Havok: Summer Camp Series in Dusty Dunes Day 1
Dusty Dunes Desert
The EBW Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Olly Oliver/Picky Minch beat Jake Conway[x]/Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly (10:31) via Jumping Knee Tackle -> Pin
2. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Picasso Priest (5:04) via Stunt Double Driver -> Pin
3. Singles: Tack Angel beat Based Anwin (18:55) via Angel Driver -> Pin
4. Last Man Standing: Tomo beat Fighter Daron (8:42) via Headbutt -> KO



Ryan IQ: Dammit Larmore, you have got to stop this. I can't keep bailing you our of jail. I'm even doing it out of my own pocket. If word gets out that I'm not docking your pay then-

Larmore: Shut it IQ! I'm fucking bored, and you're too afraid to use me on television cause you got the Government breathing down your neck right?!

Ryan IQ: Well I-

Larmore: Fucking bullshit IQ! Man up! Thought you were a Renegade!

Ryan IQ: I am! It's not the Government I'm afraid of per say....it's more the IRS. You see-

Larmore: Don't really give a shit! Hey, ask that secretary over there if she wants me to make her humble.

Ryan IQ: Beg your pardon?!

Larmore: I said screw the rules, the regulations, the fucking whiny ass censors and put me on TV! Thought that was what owning a television network was all about!

Ryan IQ: They still pull the plug and-

Jimmy Bar: Ha! Little Larmore is whining to daddy Ryan about his TV time? Get in line bub!

Larmore: .....Who the hell are you? Seriously, I have no idea who you are. Does anyone know who this is?

Ryan IQ: I think I hired him.....I think.

Jimmy Bar: *belch* That's funny, really funny, but-

Larmore: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Jimmy Bar: I'm Jimmy Bar! The next big thing in Havok *belch*.

Ryan IQ: What are you doing here Bar?

Jimmy Bar: I might have just made bail on an indecent exposure incident, but I'm not admitting to anything.

Larmore: You look like a fat bastard that needs an ass whooping to me. IQ, put me in the ring with this bloated beast.

Ryan IQ: ....Do you seriously work for Havok?

Jimmy Bar: *sigh* YES!

Ryan IQ: Alright fine, it's a match!

Day 2 of the Summer Camp Series in Dusty Dunes Desert saw an opening match featuring LG Rod taking on BOOSHI, in a short but sweet bout. BOOSHI tried going for the Landslide, but Rod escaped and countered with a Leg Drop Bulldog before the pin.

Larmore got what he wanted in a match with Jimmy Bar, but the rotund, grotesque rookie didn't prove for much competition. Bar could absorb blows, but the moment Lar got him to the ground, the angry, mouthy bastard trapped him in the Camel Clutch and forced Bar to submit.

6-Man Tag action saw Trevor Mach team with AkiKyo against the Tag Team Champions Alpha Betas and his upcoming opponent Subculture. Excellent 6-Man action, but DZ and Ditches bar fight from the other day played a role on Mach, as a botched Macha Ye lead to Subculture dropping him with the Counter Culture and rolled him up for the big 1-2-3. Subculture scored the win on Trevor Mach. Huge win for Subculture, who after the match grabbed a mic and talked trash while the Alpha Betas put the beating on Trevor. Before they could take back the Havok World Championship, AkiKyo were able to make the save. Trevor and Subculture will collide in singles action on the next Chaos TV.

The main event saw a much anticipated bout between Muscle Science's Jeff Andonuts and their grumpy science rival Stea M. Punk. It was Science versus Steam in this interesting and competitive main event. Punk was as old school as you could get with his basic burly brawling straight out of the 1900's, but Jeff's heart, brains, and experience prevailed, and a Sky Runner leader to Jeff scoring the pin and the win. He took Stea M. Punk's Steam powered hat as a symbol of the victory. Before he could properly celebrate, Dr. Kemp of the Brain Army Volt appeared and scaled the top rope to tackle Jeff to the ground before Degrees could make the save. The mysterious Volt gets the last laugh of the day, but just what is the Brain Army Volt, and what are their plans for Havok and Muscle Science?



Havok: Summer Camp Series in Dusty Dunes Day 2
Dusty Dunes Desert
The EBW Network

1. Singles: LG Rod beat BOOSHI (6:59) via Leg Drop Bulldog -> Pin
2. Singles: Larmore beat Jimmy Bar (3:03) via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. 6-Man Tag Subculture[o]/Troy/Lukie beat Trevor Mach[x]/Akinan/Kyo (13:54) via Counterculture -> Pin
4. Science vs. Steam: Jeff Andonuts beat Stea M. Punk (10:09) via Sky Runner -> Pin

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Taft: Time to fight this criminal establishment. Time for law to kick some ass.



Glenn: 'Tis time for honour to command Professional Wrestling.



RPW “New Dawn” (iPPV)
Summers Olympic Auditorium

1. Momotaman vs. X
2. Billy Douglas & Sasuke Nakazawa vs. X & X
3. Princess Daisy, Manic & X vs. Makoto, Kunimitsu & X
4. RPW vs. EBW: Jamie O.D., Destroyer A & Taft vs. Ness , Rude & Poo
5. EBW World Championship: Noah Jennigs (c) vs. Sal Paradise
6. Main Event - Time for Retribution: Camilo Ortega & Glenn vs. Trevor Mach & Tack Angel

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! Havok's Summer Camp Series continues to continue, and it is continuing in the big city of Saturn....Saturn City that is! The escalation of pro wrestling was setting up for a big outdoor show in South Saturn City Park, but the day before the show, the Lakitu cameras that are about as invasive as a predator drones caught some saucy events. First, Shadow and Randy no Kachi were seen in the subway heading into town, where the mentor gave the student a pep talk.



Shadow: Randy, you know what you have to do tomorrow.

Randy no Kachi: .....

Shadow: You need to avenge me, avenge yourself, and avenge the ruthless style that you has made you a true contender. You forgot once upon a time, and you've been lax in your examples, but you remember now, and you'll never forget.

Randy no Kachi: Do you wish for me to cut off the wings of the Cherub Sensei?

Shadow: No, you leave that to me, but one way or the other our Shadow Clan will claim the Havok Television Title.

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Hailey Havok: Next, the Chaos King and the rest of Egotrip made their way to a hotel for the evening, when Dougie and Subculture were stopped along the way.



Trevor Mach: So, two gangsters walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but fuck you Subculture.

Subculture: Classy Mach, but here's a reality check, you're looking a little worse for wear, and the Reality Gangsters, are just getting started with you.

Trevor Mach: Fantastic! I was just about to challenge you to a rematch tomorrow. You bring your gangsters, and I'll bring Justice!

Subculture: Psh! Whatever, you're on.

Dougie Mach: Trevor, you've got a lot of nerve showing up here with MY belt! I got your message. I was actually willing to wait until Chaos TV to get my belt back, but now I'm not so sure.

Trevor Mach: Well you can try, but that's business Dougie, and right now I feel like being personal. How ya been cousin?

Dougie Mach: .....Are...are you being serious right now?

Trevor Mach: I'm wearing sunglasses at night, you tell me.

Dougie Mach: What the hell happened to you? You haven't been the same since-

Trevor Mach: Oh careful! Don't say it! You'll get your ass censored!

Dougie Mach: Well what do you expect from me Trevor? Want to play along like the good old days? That's not how it works anymore I'm afraid. I'm tired of playing the goofy sidekick! I deserve respect!

Trevor Mach: I know you do Dougie, I know you do. When you start wrestling like I know you can, and stop relying on your brand new Egotrip, then you'll get that respect.

Dougie Mach: I fight my battles and win my titles, and I don't need help from anyone!

Trevor Mach: We'll see about that. You want to know what's changed with me Dougie? I've embraced the fact that I'm a bastard, and I'm tired of being sorry about that. You don't remember, or maybe you do, but once upon a time we were tangled into some chaotic shit, and I was dragged down by a lot of guilt. I'm not sorry anymore. I've owned it! Now, I'm focused on one thing. This Havok World Championship, and I'm not going to goof around with you anymore Dougie. I know what you can do, and I'm going to bring that out of you. Problem is, your best match as champ will also be your last match as champ. BOOSH!



A pumped crowd of renegades flocked to the South Saturn City Park for the Summer Camp Series. The opening match was full of razzle dazzle and zazz, and that was before the bell even rang, as Jackson Kain return to his hometown to big fanfare from his numerous fangirls. A spotlight entrance didn't intimidate LG Rod, that continues to rail against the move star for trying to copy his style and steal his spot. More of a comedy match from Kain, as he switched out with his stunt double to avoid the Bulldog Legdrop, and with some spotlight blinding from Director Sakamoto, Kain flew back into the ring with a wirework Shadow Kick followed by a lifting Blockbuster, a pin, and the autograph. LG Rod continues to get frustrated by the crafty action star, who continues to show my style than substance.

The mouthy smash mouth bastard Larmore had a quick hard hitting bout with BOOSHI that lead up to his new Cobra Clutch submission to score the win over the masked Danny Leung.

Before the next match that would see Justice 87 and a mystery partner take on the Reality Gangsters, DZ grabbed a microphone.

DZ: Justice 87, the reality is that Egotrip is running the show, and we've already proven that we can pick either one of you off at any place and any time. I've spent the last week putting the hurt on both of you. You can't handle my cutthroat ferocity. You can't handle Ditch's Bootlegger. You can't handle Subculture's do or die attitude. We're the hungry street dogs, and you're in way of our next meal.

Trevor Mach: Holy shit Tack, you heard the man. He's in charge and shit, we better do what he says! HAHA! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: I seem to recall you got yourself DQ'd in a match against me, but I'd be happy to give you a rematch sometime. That's not going to happen on Chaos TV next week though, as I already owe someone else a rematch. We had such a great match on the tour, that I was more than happy to accept his challenge again. Before we get to that match, he's going to back us up here. Anwin, you're up!

Trevor Mach: BASED ANWIN! BOOSH!



6-Man Tag action, with Based Anwin joining Justice 87 against the Reality Gangsters. The masked man was fired up, and riding the wave of momentum following his excellent match with Tack Angel that lead to narrow defeat. Excellent action, with the Reality Gangsters enlisting Little Mac to help them with their nefarious tactics, but Justice 87 came back, with Mach revealing he'd recovered from the limp and played possum before launching at Subbie with the Jumping Knee Tackle, sending him out of the ring, while Tack landed a head kick on DZ before flying out of the ring at Ditch. Based Anwin picked up DZ to hit the Based Bomber and pinned DZ for the win. Great match, with a lot of enthusiasm coming for a Tack Angel versus Based Anwin rematch.

Akinan shook off the singles rust in a match against a Macho Mask, but he couldn't quite shake Kyo, acting as a crazed, creepy eyed, cheerleader for his partner. One sided match for Akinan, as he ran through the Macho Mask and pinned him followed a Backbreaker Chokeslam.

Troy also got practice before an upcoming title bout with AkiKyo, by taking out his Alpha Beta rage on the out of shape Jimmy Bar. The weight difference didn't matter, as Troy powered him around the ring and clocked him with the Punt Kick in less than a minute to score the win.

The main event was a Table Tag match, set up following Cherub Kid's recent victories against Shadow, saw the Television Champ teaming with Grind against Shadow and RnK. Hardcore action, with the table coming into play fairly early. The Bakuhatsu Kid was explosive as usual, showing his Edo heart, but Shadow and Randy thrived in the No Rules environment, with Shadow able to slam the TV champ through the table, as Grind and Randy collided with a drop kick. Grind won out, but was too late to stop the table break, giving Shadow his revenge win, and another possible shot at the TV title to close out the event.



Havok: Summer Camp Series in Saturn City
South Saturn City Park
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Jackson Kain beat LG Rod (6:14) via Blockbuster x Autograph -> Pin
2. Singles: Larmore beat BOOSHI (6:50) via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Based Anwin[o] beat Subculture/DZ/Ditch[x] (13:12) via Based Bomber -> Pin
4. Singles: Akinan beat Macho Mask #1 -> Backbreaker Chokeslam -> Pin
5. Singles: Troy beat Jimmy Bar (0:42) via Punt Kick -> Pin
6. Table Tag: Randy no Kachi/Shadow[o] beat Cherub Kid[x]/Grind (16:40) via Shadow Driver -> Table Break

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[url=NrMrF_k_fMo]IT'S TIME TO RISE!![/url]



Nick Schiavello: Good evening family to RPW's Rising. If you want to know what the new blood has been up to this week, this is your must-see show. I'm your host, "The Voice" Nick Schiavello. And our brothers Firestarter along with the debuting Taft and Billy Douglas made act of pressence on the last Xcite. Instead of repeating that segment, we go immediately with Nerma's exclusive interview.



Nerma: Nerma here with RPW's new debuts, Taft and Billy Douglas... but where is Firestarter?

Billy Douglas: They returned to the dojo to continue their training. We should be with them as well... every second counts to master the art of pro wrestling.

Taft: Don't worry 'bout that, Billy. I'm sure this fine lady might be able to help me with my cardio.

Nerma: What do you mean?

*funk music*

Taft: Well, all this training has kept me away of what I love most---

Nerma: Beg your pardon!? I'm a married woman!

Taft: Even better, you know your body---
*funk music stops*

Billy: TAFT! We're wasting time. Just talk about your bloody match.

Taft: Right, sorry. I got carried away. Every man should recognize an opporunity when it is right in front of you, and what an opportunity it is to debut in the smooth business of pro wrestling side by side with one of the most recognized forces in this sport, Firestarter. This will be like on the streets when I was fighting criminals, with the exception that police brutality will be the key for our victory.

Nerma: And what do you have to say, Douglas?

Billy: Not much. Only thing I'll tell is that this ballet dancing shite will be over, sooner or later. "New Dawn" will be the perfect scenario for the rise of tough athletes who are going to take over.

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Schiavello: The identity of a tag team partner was revealed on Xcite, and the same applied on Chaos TV. But before that, 4 of the sisters stayed around with Hailey Havok at backstage to address the fans.



Hailey Havok: I don't see the point of me staying in here. I mean, you can run the segment all by your---

Makoto: (This meditation I'm doing has given me an idea. Why do you keep complaining about the interviews when it's part of your duties? What are you up to?)

Princess Daisy: That makes sense, actually. Did Ry Ry tell you to make us look like the bad gals?

Hailey: Uhm... I-I don't know what you're talking about...

Kunimitsu: (Enough! Are you going to ask some questions or not?)

Manic: Grrrr... >:C

Hailey: *gulp*... Uhm... Ladies... Last week you showed some of your skills in our office. Is there something else you want to tell to your family regarding your skills?

Princess Daisy: Since Manic is now keeping an eye on you to stop your sabotages, I'll talk on behalf of her. Do you remember her debut on Rookie Court on board of the S.S. Anne? It was very impressive, wasn't it? However, circumstances weren't on her side when it was her time to debut, and somewhere on the road both EBW's and, back then, WAR's offices forgot about her contract. That is where we came. Instead of giving her a new place to wrestle, she was given a family to be part of. As you can see, she's more focused than ever to kick some tail.

Manic: *grins*

Hailey: And what about you, Makoto?

Makoto: (I'll interrupt my meditation just to say this. We live in a world where it seems that just flash and hype can give you a reputation as a strong fighter. Ortega saw something in me and my fists and just had this words, "I've just shown you a door, Makoto-sensei. Now you decide whether you walk through it or not.")

Hailey: Kunimitsu? Anything to say?

Kunimitsu: *handing a sheet of paper* (Read.)

Hailey: But I don't speak Edoese...

Daisy: Gosh! It's so obvious you haven't played or heard of Tekken either. It says "Prepare!". Heh... I like it. Straight to the point, Kuni-chan.

Hailey: You're the only one left, Daisy.

Daisy: Well... I've already spoken for Manic and Kunimitsu so I'll keep it short. Have you ever wondered why that blonde bimbo Peach has been given spots at Super Smash Bros.? Popularity? Beauty? Just pure hype and the fear of the rest of Nintendo to put the real female power on the battlefield. At "New Dawn" you will see what the Princess of Sarasaland is all about.

Schiavello: But that wasn't the only interview we had. The knight formely known as Frog was unveiled that night as Camilo Ortega's tag team partner for New Dawn. Glenn spoke his mind to his new family.



Hailey: Alright. Let's get this get this over w----

Camilo: Hey! Hey! Show this man some respect. He's been part of so many battles in the past that probably he's responsible that you're alive and having a job.

Hailey: *sighs* OK. Frog---

Camilo: His name is Glenn!!

Glenn: Doth not be so harsh with her, mine friend. She ist probably being used by that foul midget ogre Ryan IQ. Carrieth on, milady.

Hailey: Thanks, Fr--- I mean, Glenn. Well, it's been literally YEARS since we haven't heard from you. What have you been up to?

Glenn: There came a time in which I found that I was responsible for all the corruption, decadence, and complacence in CTW. I hath even contemplated the possibility of leaving a warrior's life both in professional wrestling and crusades. Luckily Ortega and many other noble people who now I call my siblings showed the there art still battles to fight and bonds that go beyond blood ties.

Hailey: And now you're teaming with Camilo Ortega to battle Justice '87. Don't you find ironic that you're letting the same guys you're acusing of being selfish and having a lust for the spotlight to be in another main event?

Glenn: Camilo, mine friend, if you hath no qualms, I shall say a wise advice from thine grandmother. "When thou kill a king, thou doth not stab him in the dark. Thou kill him where the entire court can watch him die." and Trevor Mach and Tack Angel art the current rulers, but tyranic rulers who stain pro wrestling with their foul selfishness. I doth not know what kind of witchcraft shall be used to let the whole world watch this event, but one thing I know for sure ist that 'tis the way to mark the beggining of a new era in Professional Wrestling.

Camilo: I have no qualms at all, brother. 'Twas a very good advice you said.

Hailey: Anything to add, Glenn?

Glenn: Most certainly, yes. Trevor... Tack, we art training very hard for RPW's debut and we shall fight like facing the most foul presence of this world. I admit that your strength hath been shaped by firece battles, so alloweth me to say this: "Lower thine guard and thou'rt allowing the enemy in."

Schiavello: Coming up, the third part of our documentary.
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It's been two weeks since Camilo Ortega ventured in fulfilling his duties as RPW's Head of Talent Scout. In spite that the quantity of new people signed is smaller than in the trip to Edo, Ortega has stated that the quality these pro wrestlers from Euroland will bring it's something that even the scales.

In the big island of Euroland, also known as Britland, Ortega came across CACC Wrestler and instructor Billy Douglas. He was very harsh regarding the current state of Professional Wrestling in Eagleland and promised that it was his style who will bring legitimacy back to the business.



Billy Douglas: Have you watched in detail what EBW and Havok offer right now? Nothing but a glorified tickling competition. The contract that I've just signed guarantees there'll be no restriction in inflicting all the pain I want. It's time for Eaglelanders to know where everything come from in Pro Wrestling and MMA, Catch As Catch Can, the most violent fighting art in the world.

You two! What the bloody hell you think you're doing!? It ain't time to rest.

Trainee: Sorry, sire.

Douglas: Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean you've got the right to become fucking lazy! >:C

Day 1


Ortega: Anahuac at last. Home and cradle of Lucha Libre. If we are going to be precisely the forefront of all the styles of pro wrestling, what better place to continue the journey than this country in which Wrestling is as popular as Boxing and Football?

Cameraman: Are we going to academies or dojos?

Ortega: No, we're attending a show.



Ortega: We're about to enter Arena Mechica. Anahuac's most important venue. And we're here to watch FMLL, Federación Mundial de Lucha Libre (World Lucha Libre Federation); so let's see if there is good talent.



Ortega: The show is about to start and from what we've heard, there are some people whose contracts are expiring and are very talented. Good for the family. Remember, Cameraman, don't take shoots of the show.

Cameraman: Right.

Three hours later


Ortega: The show is over and it was fun. The tickets we bought are the most expensibe ones which grant us access to backstage. Time to work.



Rey Dorado: ¿Camilo Ortega?

Ortega: Hola. Tanto tiempo sin verlos. ¿Cómo han estado? (Hello. Long time no see. How've you been?)

Bullet: Bien. Ya nos viste, me imagino. ¿Qué haces aquí? (Good. You already saw us, I imagine. What are you doing here?)

Rey Dorado: ¿No estabas en EBW? (Weren't you in EBW?)

Ortega: No... ehm... renuncié. Ahora trabajo en otra empresa. Vine aquí buscando a alguien. ¿Han visto a *beep*? (No... uhm... I quit. Now I'm working in another promotion. I came here looking for someone. Have you seen *beep*?)

Bullet: En el camerino de los rudos. ¿Viniste a ofrecerle un contrato? (In the rudos' locker room. Did you come to make him an offer?)

Ortega: Bueno... (Well...)

Rey Dorado: Ya veo. Tenemos que ir a ducharnos. Buena suerte. (I see. We have to take a shower. Good luck.)



[b]??: ¿Si?

Ortega: Buenas noches. Busco a *beep*. (Good evening. I'm looking for *beep*)

??: Soy yo. (It's me.)

Ortega: Soy Camilo Ortega de una nueva promoción, RPW. Mucho gusto. (I'm Camilo Ortega from a new promotion, RPW. Nice to meet you.)

??: Mucho gusto. ¿Qué quieres? (Nice to meet you. What do you want?)

Ortega: ¿Podrías salir un momento? Vengo con una oferta de trabajo, es para trabajar en Eagleland. (Could you come out for a minute? I come with a job opportunity to work in Eagleland.)

??: Un momento, por favor. (Wait a minute, please)

20 minutes later


Ortega: Muchas gracias por tu tiempo. (Thank you very much for your time)

??: Gracias a ti por la oportunidad. (Thank you for the opporunity.)

Ortega: Una pregunta. ¿Dónde ubico a las chicas? (One question. Where do I find the girls?)

??: Camina derecho hasta la tercera puerta. (Walk straight until the third door.)

Ortega: Gracias. Nos vemos en el dojo. Chao. (Thanks. See you at the dojo. Bye.)



Ortega: Well, this is it. Disculpen... Hola. Me llamo Camilo Ortega. Busco a *beep* y a *beep* para ofrecerles un trabajo. (Hello. My name is Camilo Ortega. I'm looking for *beep* and *beep* to offer them a job opportunity.)

??: Un momento, por favor... Dicen que puedes pasar, ya nos vestimos. (Wait a minute, please... They say you can come in, we are already dressed.)

*30 minutes later*


Ortega: Muchas gracias. Nos vemos en Eagleland. [Thank you very much. See you in Eagleland.) Why are you looking me like that?

Cameraman: Well, you were inside a locker room full of hot women...

Ortega: Oh, shut it. We have to go. We return to Eagleland.

Cameraman: Are there more people to hire?

Ortega: Yes. We're making a quick stop at Fourside before going to the dojo.

Day 3


Ortega: We've just attended a show of the independent promotion SENTO which is headquartered in Summers and this is its first card in this city. Now I'll be in a hangout with the crew in which I will take the chance to make a couple of guys an offer.

*2 Hours later*



Cameraman: How was it...? Oh... I see.

Ortega: Yes. Another succesful meeting. Two more new members of the family. This was a very productive week, 5 new pro wrestlers. I think my job is all done. The rest of the guys that will appear on the shows were already signed by Porky.

Cameraman: So, this is it? Can I go now?

Ortega: Not so fast, my friend. Come, let's take a walk. There are some friends you need to meet.

*30 minutes later*

Cameraman: Where are we going exactly? And who are we meeting with?

Ortega: Patience... OK, this is it.

Cameraman: Here?

Ortega: Yes. And here they are.

Cameraman: Them?



Ortega: Good evening, gentlemen. How are you?

Jamie O.D.: Can't complain, y'know. We are now under new contracts and with the liberty to say the truth to these fecking wankers of the network.

Destroyer A: New beginning, new path of destruction... I'm not complaining.

Sal Paradise: The only thing that matters to me is that you give me what I want.

Ortega: Don't worry about that, Sal. You have my and Porky's word.

Sal: Whatever...

D.A.: So, what's next?

Ortega: Well... I need to ask you a favour. It's not something that it's out of the contracts. It has to do with the dojo.

Jamie: The stuff Porky told us?

Ortega: Yep.

Jamie: FECK YES! When do go to there?

Ortega: Tomorrow.

D.A.: See you then.

[fade to black, end of transmission]

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*Meanwhile at Mr. Lu's Wrestling Dojo on the outskirts of Summers....*



Lady M's: So Lu, you think Little M's is ready to make her debut?

Mr. Lu: Yes and no, cause it all depends on several factors.

Lady M's: What factors do you mean?

Mr. Lu: Well she and other trainees have graduated and earned their "colors" finally and are ready to debut, yes.

Lady M's: But....

Mr. Lu: But as you are aware of, SPARKLE isn't around right now.

M's: I know.

Mr. Lu: And I am beginning to think that leaving Nanimura in charge of SPARKLE wasn't in it's best interests long term.

Lady M's: Nani's got a good head on her shoulders, I am sure she is working things out. ALOT has happened recently afterall.

Mr. Lu: Tell me about it. And I know you are banged up from that "stuff" too.

Lady M's: Yeah, banged up is the understatement of the century. I got stabbed by a bitch in purple and my knee aches just thinking about it.

Mr. Lu: Damn. But when Little M's does make her debut on the return show, I think she should face you.

Lady M's: WHAT?!

Mr. Lu: You heard me, it's only fitting I think.

Lady M's: That sounds.....fine, Lu. Really it does. But I have a match already signed for that show. Me and Jenny James are suppose to be facing ABC for the SPARKLE Twin Star Championship.

Mr. Lu: Hmmmm, but aren't you and Jessica the former champions though?

Jessica James: That's correct, Mr. Lu. But it was Little M's idea for my sister to take my place.

Mr. Lu: Ah. I see.

Little M's: *Signing*

Jessica James: Come again?

Little M's: *Signing*

Jessica James: So that's why you suggested that happen? You sneaky little....

Mr. Lu: What did she say to you, Jessica?

Lady M's: *Sighs* She just challenged Jessica to a match for her debut.

Mr. Lu: That's pretty clever, even I will admit that. *Thinks for a moment* Yes very clever, indeed. And do you accept the challenge, Jessica?

Jessica James: Of course I do, it would be an honor. *Turns back quickly to Little M's* But I warn you now, Little M's. Just because you are my best friend, doesn't mean I am not gonna go easy on you. I will hold nothing back in that match. Got it?

Little M's: Bring...it...on.

Jessica James: Oh I will.

Mr. Lu: Then it's settled. What do you think, Tali?

Lady M's: Oh, I've got no problems with it, Lu. Cause if this what she wants, then she can have it this way. Isn't that right.....Jenny?

*Everybody now turns to face Jenny James, who has been standing at ringside the whole time....*



Jenny James: Oh, I don't mind either. Whatever floats their boat, is fine by me. HOWEVER....what floats my boat is winning those SPARKLE Twin Star titles, dawg. So you better not let me down.

Lady M's: I won't.....dawg.

Jenny James: HMMMPH! >:C

Lady M's: >:C

Mr. Lu: Did it just get hot in here or is it just me?

*The scene now fades to a close from there.*

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Venus: Hi folks Venus here, I am being summoned to the main office of SPARKLE HQ for some sort of announcement. So let's see what it is, shall we?



Nanimura: Well hello Venus. Nice to see you again finally.

Venus: Yes it is. I am happy to be back. How's it going Lucca?

Lucca: Pretty good, me and Nanimura were just fin.....

Nanimura: Finalizing the card for the return show of SPARKLE. It will be called "KICKSTART" and live on iPPV.

Venus: That's great news!

Nanimura: So I am just gonna cut to chase and just say its good to finally be back. Been long road to get here too. I don't plan on leaving anytime soon either, no matter what happens.

Venus: That's good news too. I am very excited about it!

Lucca: Me too.


SPARKLE presents KICKSTART
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

1.) Debut Match: Taeler Hendrix, Cat Power, Cherry Bomb, and Aisha VS Dixie Armstrong, Brandy Wine, Melicious, and Crybaby.
2.) Debut Match: M's Style VS Jessica James
3.) SPARKLE Twin Star Title Match: ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter)© VS Lady M's & Jenny James
4.) 1-on-3 Gauntlet Match: Nikki Roxx VS Rayne, Ariel, and Mystery Opponent
5.) Special Tag Match: Tracy and Melanie Cruise (w/ Tess) VS Sunny Malibu and Mystery Partner



Tracy: Jackie, another round for the champ!

Jackie: Comin' right up, champ.

*The door suddenly opens to the bar...*

Tess: TRACY!



Tracy: MOM?! What are you doing here with.....that loser.

Melanie Cruise: Nice to see some things never change around here.

Tess: Goddamn it, Tracy. Just shut up and listen to me. SPARKLE is coming back soon.

Tracy: That's old news though, Mom.

Tess: Yes, but the card was just announced for the KICKSTART return show. And you booked in the main event.

Tracy: Naturally I am the champ.

Tess: Yes. But it's a tag match too.

Tracy: Oh great. And who is my partner, mom?

Melanie Cruise: Me. Ain't that a fucking bitch, huh?

Tracy: Yeah it is, I hate teaming with big ugly LOSERS like you.

Melanie Cruise: Like wise. Well I'll see ya around, champ. *Turns to face Tess* Oh and Tess......

Tess: Yes, Melanie?

Melanie Cruise: I would keep your golden girl on a short leash if I were you. I hate to have to put it DOWN! *Leaves the scene*

Tracy: PUT WHAT DOWN?! SAY IT TO MY FACE, YOU LOSER!

Tess: SHUT UP TRACY! GODDAMN IT! JUST SHUT UP!

Tracy: *Gasp*

Tess: You are making this situation even worse.

Tracy: And what did I do wrong this time?

Tess: Everything, like always. *Thinks for a moment as she begins to leave* Yeah, somethings never do change. *Leaves the scene*

Tracy: Oh come on, don't say that. *Long Pause* Mom? MOM?! MOMMMM?! *Stares at Jackie angrily....* And what the fuck are you looking, huh?

Jackie: Ummmm.....the champ?

Tracy: Damn right you are. Now how about that drink?

Jackie: Comin' right up.

*The scene now fades to a close from there.*

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Announcer: Time for another weekend of action in the Saturday Night Wars!



Havok returned to the Fourside Baseball Field, bot the The Clash Summer Camp Series style! The opener saw the in ring debut of Brain Army Volt, Kemp and Ashura looking impressive and quite scientific against the Macho Mask duo. Kemp was more reserved, taking more time to gloat, while Ashura let his rage control him. Macho Mask #2 attempted a Landslide, but Kemp escaped and countered with a finisher called the Fear Beast Frosion to score the pin. Volt wins in their first outing.

Randy no Kachi won a comical match against Danzig, who gave a raging, nonsensical promo while obviously blading before the bout. Danzig kept trying to bring in weapons and botched all of his big move attempts, ultimately falling to the No Kachi Cutter.

The main event saw the short and stoic rookie Tomo battle Dangerous Dan in a surprisingly long and exciting bout full of hard strikes. Tomo proved his heart by absorbing massive damage to the head and neck area, just to keep on kicking out and coming back. Sudden finish came when a barrage of back and forth elbows and forearms turned to Tomo hitting a headbutt and dropping Dan with the Brainbuster to score the win. Big wins keep coming for the rookie working his way up.

Havok: The Clash Summer Camp Series
Fourside Baseball Field
The EBW Network

1. Tag: Dr. Kemp[o]/Dr. Ashura beat Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2[x] (8:31) via Fear Beast Frosion -> Pin
2. Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Danzig (6:50) via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
3. Singles: Tomo beat Dangerous Dan (14:19) via Headbutt x Brainbuster -> Pin



Saturday Night opened with a big 6-Man, that saw ET and GD bring the rookie IGA into the fold against Perfection. IGA score the big win of FPS #1 following a series of whips and the Bloody Tears.

Mondo Mole bounced back in the Animus Division, with a win over Attack Slug B, in a one sided affair that ended with One's Sharp Nails

The main event saw Oni and Strife of PT's Patriots beat the Global Invasion tandem of Collins and Darronofsky, when the rookie Strife made a name for himself with a crossface submission on Collins. The Patriots were able to wave their colors proudly before The Event, where PT will be putting his Eagleland Championship on the line. Speaking of The Event, we close the show with the full card for the upcoming Sunday Special!

EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8
The EBW Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Eivion Thanatos, Green Destiny, & IGA beat Shark #1, Shark #2, & FPS#2 when IGA submitted FPS#1 via Bloody Tears
2. Animus Division: Mondo Mole beat Attack Slug B via Claw With One's Sharp Nails
3. Tag: Onisuiken & Sgt. Strife beat Yvgeny Darronofsky & Stephen Collins when Strife submitted Collins via Crossface

EBW Sunday Special: The Event
Twoson Fairgrounds
The EBW Network

1. 4-Way Fight: ChuChu vs Sgt. Strife vs Yvgeny Darronofsky vs IGA
2. EBW Infinity Championship: Switchback (c) vs Tad Sugiyama
3. EBW Animus Championship: Flying Man (c) vs Titanic Ant
4. EBW Tag Team Championship: Captain Strong (c) & Rude (c) vs Kinniku Mike & Swift
5. EBW Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT (c) vs Hashim Al-Singh
6. EBW World Championship Roofed Steel Cage Match: Noah Jennings (c) vs Ness

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Lucca: Hello SPARKLE fans, Lucca here on the world famous Summers Beach, along with our very own surfer chick, Sunny Malibu.



Sunny Malibu: What's up everybody.

Lucca: I think the question on everybody's mind, including myself, is who is your partner gonna be for the huge tag match at KICKSTART in a few days? Have you found one yet?

Sunny Malibu: I have. A she is a most excellent partner. In fact, she knows my opponents very well.

Lucca: And who might that be?

Sunny Malibu: You know I'd hate to ruin the surprise for KICKSTART, but if you say the magic word I will tell you and everybody now.

Lucca: Oh, for the love of science.....just tell me who it is already.

Sunny Malibu: What's the magic word?

Lucca: Just tell me NOW!

Sunny Malibu: What's the magic word?

Lucca: PLEASE!

Sunny Malibu: *Frowning* The magic word is "Rock And Roll", man.

Lucca: *Rolling eyes* Oh, you son of a.....

Sunny Malibu: Anyways, my partner is gonna be......



Sunny Malibu: Her.

Heather Mach: Sup?

Lucca: Not much......welcome back to SPARKLE, by the way.

Heather Mach: Thanks. And I can't wait to be back officially too. Really looking forward to wrestling full time again.

Lucca: We all are, at this point. Believe me. Well there you have it folks, Sunny Malibu and Heather Mach will take on the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Tracy, and Melanie Cruise at KICKSTART. Should be fun to watch.

Sunny Malibu: Indeed.

*Meanwhile at SPARKLE HQ....*



Venus: You wanted to see me, boss?

Nanimura: Yes, I did. As you know, KICKSTART is just around the corner.

Venus: Yes, I know. Can't hardly wait either.

Nanimura: None of us can. But what u may not know, several past superstars will be returning to SPARKLE that night.

Venus: That's good news, boss.

Nanimura: Indeed. And that's why I summoned you here. I want you go meet up with two that are returning.

Venus: Why is that?

Nanimura: Because I said so. Also because they will have an inter-promotional match at KICKSTART. RPW's Women's Division challenged us to a tag match at the show, I don't ever back down from a challenge.

Venus: Oh my, I understand. Where do I go to meet them?

Nanimura: *Handing Venus a piece of paper* Just go to this address.

Venus: Of course. I will leave right now. *Venus now leaves the scene*

Nanimura: *Smirking* This should very entertaining too, cause I just love a good reunion. *Laughs to herself*

*Few minutes pass and finally Venus arrives at the location on the address. Venus now says to herself....*

Venus: Hmmm, this is the place alright. But why here? Oh well, here's go nothing. Time to welcome back some old and familiar faces to the new SPARKLE.

*Venus now walks into the place and discovers, much to her own horror.....*

Venus: Oh my god, not you two AGAIN?!



Angel: Well I don't fucking believe it. Hey, Velvet look who it is.

Velvet: No way.  Venus, and in the same ugly dress too. What's up, skank.

Venus: *Groans* Oh I don't wanna believe this at all.

Angel: Well believe it. Cause.....

Angel and Velvet: WE'RE BAAAAAACK!

Venus: *Groans again* Ugh, and I already have a migraine. Anyways, congrats on returning and still being the same two annoying bitches we all love to hate.

Velvet: SHUT UP!

Angel: Yeah, shut that loud hole in your ugly face. Now why are you here anyways?

Venus: Oh now you want to know, after insulting me. Typical. I am just here to inform you of your match at KICKSTART.

Angel: *Rolling eyes* Oh boy, I soooo excited too. Now leave.

Venus: Don't you want to know who your opponents are first?

Velvet: *Rolling eyes too* Two losers. Does that sound about right?

Venus: I guess so.

Velvet: Good. Now make like a tree and get out of here.

Venus: Don't you mean leave?

Angel and Velvet: OUT!

Venus: Going.

*The disgusted Venus now quickly leaves the room and the scene fades out to a close from there.*


SPARKLE presents KICKSTART
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

1.) Debut Match: Taeler Hendrix, Cat Power, Cherry Bomb, and Aisha VS Dixie Armstrong, Brandy Wine, Melicious, and Crybaby.
2.) A Beautiful Return: The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) VS Team RPW (Manic and Mystery Partner)
3.) Debut Match: M's Style VS Jessica James
4.) SPARKLE Twin Star Title Match: ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter)© VS Lady M's & Jenny James
5.) 1-on-3 Gauntlet Match: Nikki Roxx VS Rayne, Ariel, and Mystery Opponent
6.) Special Tag Match: Tracy and Melanie Cruise (w/ Tess) VS Sunny Malibu and Heather Mach

 

Poison: Hehehe... Good thing you brought them here. Alright, big man. It's time to make some cash. Let us show everybody that we are worth the money Porky is paying us.

Ryan IQ: WHAT!? Did you say Porky?

Hugo: RAAAAAAAAWR!!!



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Nick Schiavello: WOW! 2 days to "New Dawn" and I bet you're looking forward to revive that moment, aren't you? Be patient, dear family, because what happened last Chaos TV will be repeated prior the last part of our documentary. This is "The Voice" Nick Schiavello and welcome to Retribution Pro Wrestling's Rising.

And the surprising signing was already secured when Camilo Ortega made his journey as our Head of Talent Scout. Do you remember the man who impressed him during his stay in Rhineland? That was Hugo himself. This was his and Poison's statement after signing their contracts.



Poison: Hahahahah... HAHAHAHAHA! We did it... we motherfucking did it, Hugo! I told you, didn't I? I told you this was just a matter of time. Your size, your strength, your fury sooner or later were going to be noticed. Now it's time to see the bucks rain while you unleash your power in Eagleland.

Hugo: RAAWR! I'M NUMBER ONE!

Schiavello: And his debut in Eagleland, his triumphant return to Pro Wrestling will be a Handicap Match against three members of the crazy Happy Happyism Cult, but the question is "who is in disadvantage?" Moving on, last Xcite two fine girls from the south were introduced to the fans before being rudely interrupted by Perfection's Captain Strong and Rude. Luckily, Harada and Rubí had an exclusive interview.



Nerma: Nerma here. Firestarter and Taft are keeping away Dr. Eggman's security officers so I can interview these ladies, Kaori Harada and Rubí. Girls, who wants to start?

Harada: (Rubí, if you don't mind, I would like to start. Por favor.)

Rubí: Don't be so polite, comadre. Go ahead.

Harada: (Gracias. *bows* Well, as I was saying. My father is the legendary Gran Harada who built a reputation in Anahuac and Edo as one of the most decorated Jr. Heavyweights of all times. I've learned the risks of flying high and the influence of fighting sports. I'm looking forward not only to extend the legacy of my family but to be the standard bearer of female pro wrestling.)

Rubí: Mmmmh... don't think you'll be the only one, chica. Well, I said people called me too loca to compete in the ring. I mean, once a jodida puta kicked me in the heard too hard with a Dropkick and I broke two of her teeth. But what's the fucking deal? This is pro wrestling, people get hurt so other become victorious.

Harada: (You did more than just that...)

Rubí: Well... yeah, maybe I took an ice pick I hid under the ring and opened her forehead. But it was her fault after all!! And one more thing, Sparkle is returning and I've heard that those two putas of The Beautiful People don't seem very interested in her return against us, Manic and I. So my recomendation is that you buy a ticket or purchase the PPV and take some fucking notes or I'll take great pleasure in tearing your sillicone out of your fucking tits! *grins*




Schiavello: And at Chaos TV, Glenn along the Luchadores opened the show. Then Dark Arácnido, Northern Wolf, and El Hijo del Grimm Reaper had a few words for you, dear fans, our family.



Glenn: Porky, art thou sure that we do not need young lady Hailey?

Porky: Yeah... can't stand that girl bitching and complaining anymore. Alright guys, go.

Grimm: (Hey. How are you, familia? You know already who we are, so I think we should something of our capacities.)

*Grimm runs towards the wall and makes a Wall Flip. Northern Wolf shows some impressive Break Dance moves. Dark Arácnido climbs to the rooftop and takes a dive only to land softly via a Somersault.)

Glenn: *claps* 'Twas impressive. I congratulate thee.

Wolf: Thank you.

Dark Arácnido: Wanna see more? Don't forget to watch New Dawn this saturday.

Schiavello: I bet you want to see Hugo's reveal again, right? Let's roll that footage.



Joey Skies: Outstanding victory by the team of Tack Angel and Akikyo. The challengers for the Havok Tag Team Titles surely look strong towards their match against the Alpha Betas---

Jerry Color: Hold on one second, Joey. We're not ready yet. Look!

Skies: It's Poison! The notorious street fighter. Surely Mike Haggar must remember her. Question is what's she doing here?

Color: Probably has to do with the future acquisition Ryan spoke of last week.

Poison: Yo, renegades. Name's Poison in case nobody isn't recognizing this hot body and the trademarked pink hair. I came here on behalf of my client 'cause we've received offers from both EBW and Havok, and coming here had an interesting plus. Goin' with the renegades or join Egotrip.

Ryan IQ: Miss Poison. What's up? Not that I want to interrupt your speech, but everybody knows you're a street fighter. That the feeling of unpredictability boils in your blood. I'm here with a few of my big franchise players to tell you that joining Havok will be an exciting venture and good business for you.

Poison: Hehehe... Good thing you brought them here. Alright, big man. It's time to make some cash. Let us show everybody that we are worth the money Porky is paying us.

Ryan IQ: WHAT!? Did you say Porky?

Hugo: RAAAAAAAAWR!!!

Color: Oh no...

Skies: What the hell was that roar...? OH MY GOD!!



Color: SOMEONE'S LIFTING THE RING!! IT'S JUST ONE MAN!!

Skies: I know that guy!! IT'S HUGO!

Poison: That's right, Ryan. I said "Porky" 'cause RPW has a BIG brother in its family. My client, HUGO ANDORE!

Hugo: I'M NUMBER ONE!

Tack Angel: SANTOS FRIJOLES!

Trevor Mach: HAHA! Now THIS is getting interesting!

Schiavello: Stay tuned. The final part of our documentary comes next!
[hr]


Camilo Ortega: Well, here we are gentlemen. Far, far away outside the noise and distractions of Saturn City and other cities around. Say hello to your new home.

Sal Paradise: This building looks like shit. I mean, look at all the dust and rust.

Camilo: Well, it's an abandoned warehouse. Porky spent almost nothing in acquiring this place. We are here to do the cleaning while some workers see if there is any structural damage.

Sal: Why is that? I didn't leave Havok to be a fucking janitor.

Glenn: I understand thine concern, mine friend. But imagineth this as going hunting and eating what thou just killt with thine own effort, it hath much more taste. The same applies here, once our new home is ready, it shall be a better place to train and a warmer place to sleep.

Camilo: Listen to him, Sal. You could learn something from him and also from the enthusiasm of D.A. and Jamie.

Jamie O.D.: Oh yeah, mate! Finally I get the chance to use my dad's uniform and tools when he worked in a demolition crew. I could do this work for free!

Camilo: Uhm... it's for free. Porky doesn't want to spend extra money. "EBW stupidity" he calls it.

Jamie: Who the feck cares, anyway? I'm gonna break some bloody stuff and there's nobody to threaten me to put me in jail.

Destroyer A: Cheer up, Sal. Destroying and creating something new out of the ashes is precisely what you need to be motivated again.

Sal: *sighs* OK. Let's begin.



Jamie: Move that truck over here, D.A. I'm gonna smash that bloody thing.

D.A.: Over here?

Jamie: Yeah, right there.

Ortega: Hold it, Jamie. Sal? Sal? Where are you? ¬¬ What are you doing!?

Sal: Told ya! I didn't accept this job to be a fucking janitor.

Ortega: *sighs* OK, I'll sweep the place. In the meantime... Jamie, do you have an extra sledgehammer?

Jamie: Well, yeah I do have! I wouldn't be very smart if  I didn't bring not bring another one, now would I?

Ortega: Excelent. Would you lend it to Sal?

Jamie: Why yes... Wait a minute, what for?

Ortega: If you don't mind, let Sal destroy that truck.

Jamie: WHAT!? Are ya fecking crazy? What am I supposed to break, then?

Ortega: There's a car over there. Jamie, please. You and D.A. know better than anyone that Sal needs something like this to regain motivation.

Jamie: Alright, alright!! FECK!

Sal: So, do you want me to break this thing?

Ortega: Yes. You will feel much better after breaking it all by yourself.

Sal: Yeah, right... OK... better than sweeping this shithole.



Sal: Wow!

Ortega: Well?

Sal: You were right. I'm gonna destroy this fucking truck, it feels like pulverizing that rat's skull.

Ortega: I told you you will feel much, MUCH better.

Jamie: Yeah!  Look at this car. TAKE THAT, YA PANSY! HAHAHAHAHA!

D.A.: Where is Fro--- I mean, Glenn?

Glenn: Here on the ceiling. Repairs art most imperative in here. 'Tis in foul shape and very rusty. In fact, I can see thee from here.

DA: Before you come here, can you help me?

Glenn: Most certainly yes, mine friend. What is it?

D.A.: Can you untie that combat suit and the big knife from the structure? I can't reach them.

Glenn: Are thou sure of handling such weight?

D.A.: Don't worry, man. I'm actually worried with the submarine and this tank. Gonna need extra hands.

Camilo: Don't worry about that. More help is coming.

Sal: DIE *gasps* YOU-FUCKING * heavy breathing * ANNOYING-BORING-RAT! *cough, cough*

D.A.: Psst, Camilo. Do you think we should tell him about quit drinking and smoking?

Camilo: I think it isn't advisable for now, he might stop helping. Just wait until the help comes. There is someone who will make Sal an offer he won't be able to refuse.

D.A.: Alright... if you say so.

Camilo: Let them deal with the trucks and that car.

* One hour later *
* Door knocking. Funk music sounds from out of nowhere *



Taft: Hey, babe. May I come in?

Camilo: Everybody. It's... TAFT!

Taft: Damn right. And there are also a couple of fellas I came across on my way here.

Poison: Looks like you need some help from my man.

Hugo: Ja. Poison und ich haben unseren Lebensinhalt auf einem Schrottplatz in Rhineland verdient.

Jamie: BLIMEY! You're a tall one. Is it cold up there? Anyway... What did he say?

Sal: He said that he and Poison worked in a junkyard in Rhineland in order to pay the bills.

All: HUH!?

Glenn: Thou speakest Rhinish?

Sal: Well... yeah. My father is from there. It's my first language actually.

Camilo: Can you ask him if he can help D.A. with the Tank and the Submarine on the celling?

Sal: *sighs* fine... Hugo, kannst du Destroyer A helfen den Panzer und das Unterseeboot von der Decke zu entfernen?

Hugo: Ja, kein Problem.

Sal: He said "yes".

Glenn: Most outstanding, Sal. Thou art a great help for us.

Sal: Whatever...

Camilo: Taft. First of all, thank you for coming.

Taft: No problem, babe.

Camilo: Now, did you bring it?

Taft: Damn right, man. You know I can't keep a 'stache like this without it.

Camilo: Great. Now, if you can speak to Sal. You know, what we talked about on the phone.

Taft: You got it. Hey, Sal. That's some great work you've done with Jamie. Would you take a break and hear me for a second?

* 30 minutes later *



Taft: Remember, babe. Nobody is asking you to change but to take care of yourself. That's what the ladies dig.

Sal: Fine, fine.

Jamie: Blimey! Did you just shave your beard?

Sal: And cut some of my hair. And I'm gonna quit smoking too.. WOW! I can't believe this is actually the same place.

DA: Well, not everything in this life is destruction and mayhem. We must also make sure something blooms out of it.

Camilo: We still have a lot of work to do. We have to wait until Mr. Carpenter tells us if there is anything wrong with the infrastructure.

Glenn: Where is that gentle giant Hugo?

Poison: Oh, he's collecting his "pay". I told him he could get something he saw on our way here. He said he wants to use it for working out.

Sal: Let us just wait outside, then.



* 30 minutes later*

Carpenter: I already phoned Porky. But to let you know, the structure is fine. You can run your dojo. The only problem is the ceiling, you have to replace it.

Taft: Leave that to me, babe. I'll ask help to Glenn and the big man when he returns.

Sal: Where is he, anyway?

Poison: Coming. It looks he found his weight to work out.

Hugo: Diese Abrissbirne mitzubringen war ein gutes Aufwärmtraining für mich.

Sal: Ja, das sieht man. (Yeah, I can see that.)

Jamie: What?

Sal: He said that bringing the wrecking ball was a good warm-up.

Poison: Yeah. Well, let me ask him to help Taft and Glenn. I'm his manager after all.

Jamie: And what are we supposed to do, then?

Ortega: Well, we have to paint the walls---

Jamie: BOLLOCKS! DOES THIS MEAN I CAN'T DESTROY ANYTHING ELSE!?

D.A.: Calm down, Jamie. Calm down. You can't expect this place to keep looking like this.

Taft: C'mon now. You'll find out that this will be a smooth experience. Ladies love when dudes show they can play rough but also appreciate when they act soft and gently.

Glenn: Hast not thou seen the Karate Kid play projected by witchcraft, James? "Painteth the fence, Daniel-san"? I am most surprised.

Jamie: Actually I'm more surprised that you watched it. OK, for apparently no bloody reason, you've convinced me Taft. I'll paint the bloody thing.

Taft: Damn right. That's the spirit, babe.



*2 hours later*

Poison: Well? What do you think?

Glenn: I think 'twas a good thing to ask thine gentle giant to come earlier. His help hast been most welcome.

Ortega: Nothing else to add.

Sal: So... what's next? * a mobile phone rings* Huh?

Ortega: Right on time. Hello? Porky. Yes, yes... yes, it is. So, where are you? You can see us? Where are... Oh. Yes, I can see you. Great, bye. Well, as my Grandmother used to say. 'Once the good work is done. Reward will come almost by itself.' Porky is coming with the equipement and our tracksuits.

Taft: Good to know, babe.



*5 Minutes Later*

Porky: Hey! Good day everybody.

Sal: 'Sup

Jamie: Oi!

D.A.: Hi.

Ortega: Good evening.

Taft: Hey, babe.

Hugo: Guten Tag.

Poison: Yo.

Glenn: Thou art most welcome, sire.

Porky: Thank you, guys. OH MY! This is just beautiful. Now, the only thing we have to do is unpacking all the equipment and banners. There's plenty of everything, training bags, a ring, some weights, and the suits.

Poison: Woo! That's what I'm talking about.

Porky: Uhm... Ehm... Miss Poison. I'm afraid the tracksuit for Hugo is not ready yet. You will realise a man of his size and fit will have to wait---

Poison: WHAT!? This wasn't part of the contract, I'm gonna take my whip and my chains, and---

Hugo: Beruhige dich, Poison. (Calm down, Poison.)

Poison: OK, I'll restrain to whoop his ass.

Porky: Huh?

Taft: Never mind, babe. Let's just get this thing done.




* One hour later *

Sal: Uff! Finally we're done. I can't believe this is the same place we were cleaning.

Porky: Good work, gentlemen. I think all of you will appretiate a more austere dojo. No air conditioning, no treadmills, no bycicles.

Glenn: 'Tis alright, sire. We have a nice forest to go running and breath pure air.

Taft: Damn right. By the way, where are these training bags from?

Porky: Oh, those bags. They're from an island in Dalaam, I think its name is Pandaria. They say they're very stiff, they're for Kung Fu trainees.

Jamie: Pffff... nothing is stiff enough for me. * hit * Ouch! Blimey, this bloody stuff is stiff, indeed. hehe... I like challenges.

Ortega: I think everybody in RPW will feel welcome in here. This is the path of Heaven I've always been dreaming about. But this time, I hope that all of us become the rulers of everything.

Sal: Was denkst du jetzt von diesem Ort, Hugo? (What do you think of this place now, Hugo?

Hugo: Dies is ein sehr schönes Dojo. Wie das von meinen Eltern in Rhineland. (This is a beautiful dojo. Like the one my family owned in Rhineland.)

Poison: You got that right, baby.

Porky: OK... oh, before I forget. I would like you to come outside. There is a surprise for you.

The rest of the RPW roster came to thank and congratulate those who helped to build the dojo. After introducing to each other, it's time for inaugurating the dojo.

Porky: OK. Everybody, say cheese.

All: Cheese!



-

One day to go.



RPW “New Dawn” (iPPV)
Summers Olympic Auditorium

1. Dark Arácnido vs. Momotaman
2. Billy Douglas & Sasuke Nakazawa vs. Northern Wolf & El Hijo del Grimm Reaper
3. Special Attraction - Hugo Andore's return to Pro Wrestling: Hugo Andore vs. Happy Happyist #1, Happy Happyist #2 & Happy Happyist #3
4. Princess Daisy, Manic & Rubí vs. Makoto, Kunimitsu & Kaori Consuelo Harada
5. RPW vs. EBW: Jamie O.D., Destroyer A & Taft vs. Captain Strong , Rude & Poo
6. EBW World Championship Match: Ness (c) vs. Sal Paradise
7. Main Event - Time for Retribution: Camilo Ortega & Glenn vs. Trevor Mach & Tack Angel

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Announcer: Time for another weekend of action in the Saturday Night Wars!



Havok traveled back to the Baseball Field in Fourside for more of the Summer Camp Series. A new hot bed for wrestling, the field was packed to see a main event involving the #1 Contenders AkiKyo. Speaking of the #1 Contender duo, Kyo arranged for a strategy session with his bff and a man who had special insight on the Champion Alpha Betas...



Akinan: Kyo? What the hell are we doing at this Football field? The Clash is at the BASEBALL FIELD!

?: I believe you're here to talk to me?

Akinan: And just who are you?

?: The name's Coach Finnegan.

Akinan: Really? Your name is literally Coach Finnegan? Like your first name is Coach?

Coach Finnegan: Absolutely.

Akinan: ......Do you also happen to be a Coach?

Coach Finnegan: For 60 years.

Akinan: ........I guess that was a good guess for a first name then. Kyo, what's going on here?

Kyo: Coach.....friend.

Akinan: You're introducing me to a friend? What a waste of ti-

Coach Finnegan: I was the Coach for Lukie and Troy during their high school days.

Akinan: ......Go on.

Coach Finnegan: Your friend here arranged for a meeting because you wanted to talk about them. Those little bastard made my life a living hell for 5 years!

Akinan: 5? Did they get held back?

Coach Finnegan: No, they just came back to harass me! I think Troy even had his way with my wife!

Akinan: Did she say something to make you think that?

Coach Finnegan: No, I came down for breakfast and he was having his way with her on the kitchen table. She didn't seem to mind.

Akinan: Oh....see that's not thinking she did, that's called knowing she did. So why didn't you....ya know.....kick them out? Maybe call the cops?

Coach Finnegan: They won state 2 years in a row! Where we come from that made them bullet proof! Hell, even I was proud that my wife was banging such a talented NFL prospect!

Akinan: Shame for you they ended up in wrestling eh?

Coach Finnegan: They did? They weren't wrestlers in high school, how could they have switch to amateur wrestling so late and-

Akinan: No, I mean Professional Wrestling.

Coach Finnegan: Oh.....now what would that be?

Akinan: You don't know what wrestling is? Then how are you going to help us against the Alpha Betas?! Do you even own a TV?

Coach Finnegan: Of course I do! How else am I going to fall asleep in the middle of my crime shows.

Akinan: *sigh* Kyo, how did you even set this whole thing up? You don't tend to say much, and when you do it's along the lines of "friend".

Coach Finnegan: I'm pretty sure he threatened to kill me if I didn't come here.

Akinan: Ah....well that sounds more like it Kyo. Seriously, this freak's been talking about friendship lately. Glad to know he's still got the desire to mur-

Kyo: Akinan.....friend.

Akinan: *sigh* Coach Finnegan, what can you tell us about the Alpha Betas that might help us in a physical competition.

Coach Finnegan: .....Lukie was always a pain in my ass. I think he was sleeping with my daughter.....does that help?

Akinan: Not really, and I'm sure sleeping wasn't what they were doing.

Coach Finnegan: Yeah...I guess your right. Good kids they were.

Akinan: What?

Coach Finnegan: Huh? What were we talking about?

Akinan: The Alpha Betas!

Coach Finnegan: Did you know Troy's got a trick knee?

Akinan: NO I DIDN'T KNOW THA-....wait....that was actually useful.....go on.

In ring action saw Ishihiro Tomo continue to ride his wave of momentum following a strong showing against the Champion Dougie Mach, in a hard hitting bout with Dangerous Dan. Dan had Tomo dead to rights it seemed with a rage induced Piledriver, but Tomo no sold the head trauma and popped back up to floor the Dangerous one with a lariat before taking him to the mat with a brainbuster and getting the pin.

Fighter Daron inflated his ego with an easy win over the incredibly easy to beat Jimmy Bar. The fat slob was taken off his feet almost instantly and submitted with a Ankle Lock directed at Simon Stuart. After the match, Daron challenged Stuart to accept a rule change for Megabrawl II. A submission match.

The main event saw a 3 Team Tag, with AkiKyo taking on the Dastardly Duo, and the Macho Masks. Solid action from all three teams, but AkiKyo seemed to have a plan, with a dual tackle of the Macho Mask's legs, targeting the knees specifically before Akinan turned to Dirk Dastardly to take him down with the Backbreaker Chokeslam and the pin. AkiKyo seems to have a plan for the Alpha Betas at Megabrawl II.

Havok: The Clash Summer Camp Series
Fourside Baseball Field
The EBW Network

1. Singles: IshihiroTomo beat Dangerous Dan (6:50) via Brainbuster -> Pin
2. Singles: Fighter Daron beat Jimmy Bar (2:23) via Ankle Lock -> Submission
3. 3 Team Tag: Akinan[o]/Kyo beat Dirk Dastardly[x]/Dave Dastardly and Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2 (13:09) via Backbreaker Chokeslam -> Pin



EBW's been thrown into hectic disarray with the new regime and robot scare, but the show must go, and on it went.....with possible robots, but no one is really sure at this point. Eivion and Destiny took the fight to Perfection in the opener, with GD pinning FPS #2 with a Victory Roll.

Titanic Ant and Mighty Bear clashed in a battle of lumbering Animus titans, with Ant winning out with help from Spiteful Crow and his Biting Attack.

In the main event, the war between PT's Patriots and the Global Invasion continues, the Invasion continues to turn the tide, with Stephen Collins scoring the win on Onisuiken following an unseen lowblow and a rollup to close out the show.

EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8
The EBW Network

1. Tag: Eivion Thanatos & Green Destiny beat FPS #1 & FPS #2 when Green Destiny pinned FPS #2 via Victory Roll
2. Animus Division: Titanic Ant beat Mighty Bear via Biting Attack
3. Singles: Stephen Collins beat Onisuiken via Low Blow

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Camilo Ortega: Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all for coming. Welcome to this new beginning. Welcome to Retribution Pro Wrestling, the path of Heaven we walk on.

Glenn: Thou hath seen injustice, thou hath seen most unfair treatment. Now, thou all shall bask in the light of a new era.

Sal Paradise: This night will mark the beginning of the end of the worst of all dictatorships. The one which has been allowed to be by the people.

Jamie O.D.: Violence, bloodshed, brutality. These great concepts are meaningless when they are used by the wrong men.

Destroyer A: The reckoning is at hand, ladies and gentlemen. Our time to purge the errors and mistakes by the Fire is now.

Taft: Welcome, everybody, to the new dawn. Welcome to the new era. Welcome to our...

All: Retribution!

Ortega: Now, put the VTR. We have work to do.

(Use your imagination and think of a great VTR to introduce this iPPV)



Nick Schiavello: Unbelievable! What a production! WHAT AN AUDIENCE! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! Over 7,000 fans in attendance who are witnessing the beginning of something great. Dear fans worldwide, welcome to Retribution Pro Wrestling's New Dawn!

Maffew Gregg: Are you gonna tell the fans who we are?

Schiavello: Don't be hasty, my friend. Well, this is Nick Schiavello on Play-by-Play Commentary; and giving us the Colour commentaries and insights, Maffew Gregg.

Maffew: Can't you say my name correctly? Michael Hayes has been the only person who has said my name right.

Schiavello: What? What do you mean?

Maffew: Never mind. This will be perfect for my internet show.

Schiavello: Huh? What are you talking about?

Maffew: I said never mind, man. They're here to hear you. THE BIG KABOOSH!

- The opening match saw the debut of Momotaman and Dark Arácnido. The Edoese pro wrestler is quite popular in the world of MMA as a very entertaining fighter and an expert in CACC; Dark Arácnido is from Anahuac but he's been fighting in Eagleland for years in the independent promotion SENTO, headquartered in Summers. The match started with a lot of action on mat, Momota seemed to have the upper hand but little by little Arácnido could counter its attempts of submission holds. Arácnico, then, was able to show his dominion of some wrestling holds when he tried immediately his version of the Boston Crab, the Nerubian Web. Momotaman escapes to the ropes and that's when Dark Arácnido's bread and butter appears in the form of some aerial manoeuvres, Suicide Dive and then some Sentons, Headscissors, and Summersaults inside and outside the ring. When it look like the man from SENTO was having the upper hand, Momotan surprised him this time with some Dropkicks, Abisegiris, and Enzugiris. The match was back and forth with both pro wrestlers showing their greatest qualities and some surprises. Momotaman failed an Enzugiri and Arácnido saw the chance to connect a Tornado DDT. He then was preparing to connect his Superkick, the Sting Shot; but Momotaman, out of nowhere, hooked his other leg and applied a Heel Hook and used his strength to pull him to the center of the ring. Arácnido eventually had no other choice but to tap out. After the bell, both athletes shook hands and then Momotaman went for his trademark way to encourage the crowd to cheer going to every corner and rising his right fist.


- The confrontation between Catch Wrestlers and Luchadores (a unique concept that RPW wants to introduce to the fans) continued in the form of an international tag team match. El Hijo del Grimm Reaper from Anahuac and Northern Wolf from Winters faced Billy Douglas from Britland and Sasuke Nakazawa from Edo. Nakazawa and the extravagant Grimm Reaper, Jr. started the action, Nakazawa tried to work the arm as he is billed as “The Human Death Trap” with his spectacular armbars, but Reaper used some unorthodox ways to counter his rival’s submission attempts while he also strutted by doing the Monster Mash. Eventually Nakazawa had enough of Grimm’s antics and used a brutal high kick which floored the luchador. After the two count, Grimm tagged quickly with Northern Wolf so you could guess it was time for the Brit Billy Douglas to enter. Wolf comes from the country which saw great legends such as the Heart family being the main influence in Winters’ pro wrestling, but he has stated to be a fan of Lucha Libre and he showed his outstanding athletic ability with Armdrags, Head Scissors and Cartwheels. However, Douglas showed his tough school of Brit CACC and landed some brutal body shots to then going for full control of the mat. At one moment, Wolf was able to make it to his corner while trapped in a Waki Gatame and managed to tag with Grimm who by means of strutting and some unorthodox strikes got the nerves out of Douglas. A Lou Thesz Press got the two count, but it was also the chance for Douglas to go for the leg and dominate the match. Quick tags with Nakazawa who also went to work the leg with elbow drops and stomps. The crowd supports El Hijo del Grimm Reaper and manages to give the hot tag to Wolf after a Mule Kick with his unharmed leg to Douglas. Wolf and Nakazawa go toe-to-toe with the Human Death Trap getting the upper hand with his kickboxing strikes. Wolf almost got the match by surprise with a Edoese Leg Roll, but Douglas saw in the kick out the perfect chance to cheap shot the man from Winters with an Elbow Smash and then a Snap Suplex from Nakazawa. Grimm saw what happened and immediately went to break the pinfall and go for Douglas using the ropes to send him to the ring side and then attack with a Tope Con Giro from the apron. It’s up to Sasuke and Wolf now; Nakazawa tries a rolling Juji Gatame, but Wolf escapes and takes the chance to connect a Legdrop Bulldog for the two count. To the apron and wait for the right moment to connect a Springboard DDT, the Wolf Ambush. 1, 2, 3; that’s it. Northern Wolf celebrates in the ring while El Hijo del Grimm Reaper took a chair to make the Monster Mash in it. Douglas didn’t look very pleased.


Schiavello: Two great matches so far. Who could have thought that the world of pro wrestling has such underrated talent? And now, we go to a special reporter to have an impression for one of the main attractions of this show.



??: Thank you, Nick. And I would like to take the chance to say that I have left that stupid job as a secretary. No more dictations, no more annoying phone calls, no more perverted bosses. From now on, dear fans, you can call me Jane Fake, from Fourside. And now I'm making my intern in Journalism working as RPW's interviewer. And with me, right now, I have Firestarter members Jamie O.D. and Destroyer A. Guys, you face three of first EBW wrestlers, Captain Strong, Poo, and Rude. Any thoughts?

Jamie: Thoughts? Is there something more to think about besides the great feeling I will have after beating those wankers? Bloody hell, Jane. If you're gonna be part of this family at least show some empathy for us, no matter if we are a bunch of bloodthirsty maniacs.

Jane: Well... I think it was the best way to introduce the topic of your match---

Jamie: WHAT!? But *sighs* FECK! Jane, this is MY and HIS return match after those parasites there at the EBW Network decided to get rid of us, now... you have one more opportunity to---

Destroyer A: Jamie, Jamie... give the poor girl a break, do not threaten her. She is not your enemy, she is not the one to be purged by the Fire. Still, Jane, you should take what I did when I debuted in the business as an example. I beat the living shit out of Trevor Mach and Ness, just like now when I'm gonna crush those EBW maggots.

Jane: So... you mean I should get into a fight with some interviewer from Havok or EBW?

Jamie: *sighs* Feck no! You should take the world by surprise! That's what this big fella meant.

Jane: OK... and... where is your tag team partner? Where is Taft?
*Funk music plays out of nowhere*

Taft: Were you askin' for me, baby? *kisses Jane*

Jane: Oh my! Well, I shouldn't be surprised, after all you're... Taft!

Taft: Damn right. Now, this will be short. This is my debut in the smooth business of professional wrestling but my work as an enforcer of the law has helped to have a quick learnin’ of the basics of the sport and the sweet, sweet ladies have helped me with my cardio... if you catch my meanin’.

Jane: Yeah... I think I catch it.

Taft: Wanna help me with my cardio after my match?

Jane: *blushes* Uhm...

Jamie: Oi! Would you focus for a while, Taft? Everybody knows that you have a way with words, mate, but I need your bloody mind aiming to beating those fecking EBW squidgies.

Taft: You got it, babe. It'll be smooth.

DA: Smooth, tough... Reckoning is reckoning at the end of the day.

Taft: Damn right.

Jane: Back to you, Nick and Maffew.

Maffew: Well, another person who can say my name right.

Schiavello: But I said Maffew as well, Maffew.

Maffew: See? You got it wrong again. At least I will have more clips for my show.

Schiavello: What are you talking about?

Maffew: Look! We have to call this match.

- The third match was considered one of the bouts made to draw money, especially in Edo and Euroland, and billed as the special attraction of the evening. Hugo Andore, the brutal behemoth from Rhineland, banned from the sport for being too violent for his opponents, made his return to professional wrestling along with his manager, the street fighter Poison. The only people crazy enough to accept his open challenge were three members of the Happy Happyism cult who were accompanied by two other members. Hugo practically hadn't to move to frighten or cause any damage to the cultist (by means of forearms, chest thrusts and some standing big boots), who, one by one, barely touched the Rhinish giant. Eventually he started to talk to his manager, Poison took a microphone and told the referee that he was getting bored so now the cultists had the advantage of Lucha Libre Tag Team Rules and all of them could attack Hugo at once. The Happy Happyists tried again their best, but barely they were doing anything to Andore. When it looked like he had enough of them, as he set one cultist for an Argentine Backbreaker, the remaining two made him trip and his arms got trapped among the ropes. Can the Cult t the impossible? Punches and kicks to Hugo, but their mistake was to try a combined maneuver as Hugo could set himself free and finish his rivals off. A Dropkick to one, anl EX Lariat to another, and the remaining cultist receives a brutal Super Art. His combination of strikes, the Hammer Mountain. He pinned the three members at once and celebrated in the ring, while Poison entered to mock his protegé's defeated opponents. The remaining cultists were too frightened to enter the ring.

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- The RPW women, making their debuts for the promotion, followed on the card. Princess Daisy from Sarasaland, the always grumpy and aggressive Manic, and crazy luchadora Rubí, on the one hand. On the other hand, Edoese martial artists Makoto and Kunimitsu, along with Edo’s and Anahuac’s pride Kaori Consuelo Harada, daughter of Gran Harada. For years, these women have been overlooked by their employers, always in the shadows; and now it is their time to shine. Rubí and Kunimitsu started the action and while the ruda luchadora started very aggressively, Kunimitsu’s training in Ninjutsu helped to fool her target and go for some Small Packages and School Boys to try to get a pin. Rubí gets pissed off, but the ninja makes her rival trip and tag with Makoto. The tough Karateka attacked with an Elbow Smash and some Shoteis, Irish Whip and an attempt of Leg Lariat which was ducked by Rubí who quickly tags with Manic as Makoto’s strikes were apparently too strong to handle. This confrontation proved to be more equal as both women went back and forth exchanging stiff strikes. At one time, Makoto impressed the audience with a Snap Suplex but Manic immediately got up to attack with a Big Boot. Both girls were nose-to-nose and their partners asked for the tag. Daisy and Harada were in and started using many reversals who got a positive response from the audience. The Princess of Sarasaland then tried to ask Kao-chan for chain wrestling, but she attacked the mid section and proceeded to control with some basic submission holds and using the ropes. which got a negative reaction from the fans; Kaorita returned the favour with some Elbow Smashes and a Roundhouse Kick for the two count. Harada shows her experience as a pro wrestler using a Snap Suplex and a Swinging Neckbreaker, then she tags with the Head of Rindoukan Karate who was getting the upper hand on Daisy with her strikes until an attempt of a Hiptoss was countered with a Swinging Neckbreaker and then she locked her in an Indian Deathlock, tag with Manic with the submission hold still locked and continue the work on Makoto's leg. Quick tags by the rudas who look to hurt Makoto-chan more and more.
Manic with the tag and works the leg again with a Prison Lock; Makoto, with support of the crowd; finally grabs her rival by the head and uses Headbutts and Karate Chops to the neck until she is released from the hold. Makoto is barely on her feet, but she is able to evade a Bicycle Kick and respond with the Hayate. Hot tag, Daisy and Kunimitsu are in; the Edoese Ninja is in advantage thanks to Armdrags and a spectacular Dropkick by making a Handspring over Daisy's shoulders. More great moves and then she tries her version of the Shiranui, Kitsune Kogeki, but Manic interferes allowing Daisy to connect an Emerald Flowsion. Pinfall broken by Harada who goes immediately for Manic with some Headscissors on the apron and then a Plancha. Meanwhile, Makoto tries to help her partner but the referee interferes, enough distraction for Daisy who ordered Rubí to attack Kunimitsu with a Guillotine Legdrop so the Princess of Sarasaland could finish her rival off with her Shining Yakuza Kick, the Fire Flower Kick. After the bell, Daisy put her royal dress back on and arrogantly posed, while Rubí teased Harada.



- Time for the second 6-person tag team match, a tradition in-the-making for RPW; and the first interpromotional match of the evening. EBW’s Captain Strong and Rude, along with FSW’s Poo, team together to take on the team of Firestarter’s Jamie O.D. and Destroyer A along with the debuting Taft, a beacon of smooth justice who makes his debut in pro wrestling. Jamie and Poo started with both circling around and throwing some strikes; Poo lands a punch on Jamie's jaw and O.D. corners his rival after showing an evil smile and throws any sort kind of punch or kick on the stoic warrior from Dalaam, the referee had to interfere a couple of times as both pro wrestlers were brawling next to the ropes; Poo misses a Haymaker and Jamie connects a DDT for the two count. Poo looked a little bit dubitative after Jamie got the upper hand in this confrontation and tagged with Captain Strong once he had the chance. Jamie shook his hand in disapproval and tagged with the debuting Taft who was asking for it. A fire test for his debut going one-on-one with a former World Champion and the Law enforcer of Onett lived up to the expectations not giving an easy fight to Taft using basic takedowns to outwrestle his opponent; unfortunately for him, an Irish Whip proved to be a mistake as Taft reversed it and used a Powerslam for the two count; the Beacon of Smooth Justice finally showed some confidence and used another Irish Whip to connect a Sidekick; instead of going for the two count, he did the Ali shuffle which got the nerves out of Strong who rushed towards him and received a Flapjack. After the kick out, Taft tagged with Destroyer A. The big masked man proved that his brutal strength is still a force to be reckoned with as his body shots were hurting Ness. Poo and Rude tried to distract D.A. and while Poo received an Elbow Smash, Rude ducked a Lariat and used the ropes to take the big man down. Strong tags with his Perfection mate, and the Rulebreaker uses his trademark antics to keep D.A. down in spite of the Firestarter giant best efforts. Rude and Strong showed how good they work as a tag team targeting Destroyer A’s arms, while teasing Jamie and Taft with the Notorious J.O.D. getting particularly angry. Poo also proved the product of his tough training in Dalaam and targeting his provocation towards Jamie.
Rude connects a Knee Drop for the two count, then he tries to tag with Poo but D.A. tries to fight with headbutts, but Perfection member attacks the arm to take him down. Poo inside the ring and in an attempt of Irish Whip, D.A. impresses the crowd with a Dropkick. Taft is finally back in. Shoulder Tackles, Kicks, and an impressive Double A Spinebuster for 2. Taft tells Jamie O.D. and Destroyer A to take care of the EBW guys while he connected a Yakuza Kick that only got him the two count. While Jamie and D.A. were making sure that Rude and Strong didn't interfere, Taft announced his finisher and prepared Poo for a Vertical Suplex to transition it into a Side Slam, the Manly Mustache Drop and that’s it. After the bell, Jamie saw the chance to kick Poo in the head. Taft didn’t seem to bother as he was interacting with the crowd; Jamie and D.A. gave the middle finger to the EBW wrestlers as they were going to backstage.


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Jane: Hello again, dear fans and RPW family. We are here with the the winners of the 6-woman tag team match. Rubí...

Rubí: Woo! ¡Sí, carajo! ¡¡JAJAJAJAJA!!

Jane: Manic...

Manic: …

Jane: ??

Manic: Hmph...

Jane: Uhm... and Princess Daisy.

Daisy: Hi, I’m Daisy.

Jane: Well, ladies---

Daisy: HEY! Janie, why do you have to be so rude? Maybe I am not a passive-aggressive blonde bimbo who gets kidnapped every time Nintendo launches a new console, but still I respect some protocol as a member of royalty and Princess of Sarasaland. So, when I introduce myself, you should do the same.

Jane: But you already know my name---

Rubí: ¿¡QUÉ DIJISTE, PINCHE BABOSA!? You just don’t treat a princess like that, pendeja!!

Manic: Grrr...

Jane: *sighs*... and I thought dealing with Jamie was tough... Uhm... Hello, I am Jane Fake.

Daisy: Very well. You may proceed with your interview.

Jane: Well... debut and victory for the three of you. So let us begin with the feeling of getting an opportunity such as this.

Rubí: ¡Chingón! We kicked that pinche ninja's ass.

Manic: *grins*

Jane: OooK, and what about you, Dai---

Daisy:  Jane, protocol...

Jane: Uhm... What do you have to say regarding your debut for RPW, your majesty?

Daisy: That's more like it. It was great, it was sweet. You know, that feeling of not being under a pink, red, or green shadow anymore. I finally got over them and it's time for the Orange/Yellow reign in RPW.

Jane: And about your victory. Wouldn't have you prefered a... cleaner win?

Manic: Hmph? Grrrrr...

Rubí: Oye, oye, calma Manic. Chill out. Do you think I care what some pendejos would say about me? They're just jealous about us, chica.

Manic: Hmm...

Jane: And... Are your thoughts similar from the ones of your partners, your royal highness?

Daisy: Good girl, Janie. Absolutely. I am not bothered at all for some meaningless opinions. Kaori, Makoto, Kuni-chan, anyone who crosses my way... it's nothing personal, just me climbing to the top by any means necessary. So next time get ready 'cause you know I'll win, no matter how.

Jane: Thank you all, ladies. Back to you, people.


- Sal Paradise challenging Ness for the EBW World Championship was next. The challenger made his way to the ring focused on the match as he wasn’t paying attention to the fans and waited for his opponent at the blue corner patiently. The EBW World Champion came focused as well, he only showed his World Title belt to Sal. A ceremony took place in which ring announcer Jimmy Lemon, Jr. said that this match was officially sanctioned by the EBW Title committee and introduced both pro wrestlers.
Here we go. Sal and Ness start clinching and cornering each other a couple of times which forced the referee to order rope-breaks. Ness grinned and went for basic takedowns and submissions, forcing the challenger to take refuge in the ropes. The Silent Protagonist insists and Sal, this time, counters his takedown and submission attempts showing his athletic ability which he used back when he fought in the, then, C-X-J Division, using cartwheels and neck-bridges, getting the approbation from the audience. Once Sal showed comfortable on the mat, countering Ness’ efforts; it was time to try some big moves, it was there that the World Champion showed his biggest concern as Sal set the Guillotine for the Paradise Lost and the World Champion made haste in setting himself free and proving to be very elusive. Paradise pushed forward and they ended fighting at the ring side. Ness ducks a Lariat and connects a Powerslam. The challenger received some brutal punishment against the floor. Back in the ring and Ness gets the first two counts with Sal barely kicking out at the 2 count. Piledriver by the World Champion and after the two count, the referee sees if the Firestarter member is able to get back on his feet, she starts a count and Paradise gets up at 8. The Silent Protagonist locks the challenger in a Boston Crab, and Sal Paradise reaches the ropes and when Ness attacks again, he finally fires back with some punches to the gut, the World Champion evades a haymaker and connects a DDT for the 2 count, he takes impulse but Paradise evades a Running Big Boot to connect a Release German Suplex. The crowd is on fire! The cover, 1, 2... Ness kicks out. The Firestarter member finally found a second air to use some of his moves, Fisherman Suplex Hold and Capture Backdrop Suplex for the two count. Ness now tries to respond but Sal reverses an Irish Whip to connect a spectacular Tilt-a-Whirl Quebrada for the two count. He tries to lock the World Champion in the Paradise Lock but Ness tries a Small Package out of that move for the two count.
Both men are on their feet exchanging strikes, Sal with the advantage but when he tried again the Paradise Lost, Ness escaped once again and connected a Backstabber. He lifts the challenger up and connects the PSI Rockin’ 1, 2... NO! Sal kicks out!! Ness protests to the referee and Sal sees the chance to try a School Boy. 1, 2... NO! Sal tries to buy some time going to the corner and taking brutal shots by the EBW World Champion; the referee warns the Silent Protagonist and this is the chance Paradise was looking for and cornered Ness to attack him with some punches and stomps, Ness fires back but he misses a haymaker and Sal makes him crash with the neutral corner. The Firestarter member tries to lift him up for the Paradise Lost once again, but he is too exhausted and can’t even lift Ness up. The World Champion seemed to fall into desperation as he attacked with repeated stomps, head first into a neutral corner and a cornered Big Boot, Sal still tries to fight back but Ness connects a cornered Clothesline, Sal still doesn’t fall as he holds himself up with the ropes, Ness looked surprised that Sal Paradise showed resilience and fighting spirit after being so low just a few months ago. Time to end this with a PSI Rockin’ against the top turnbuckle! 1, 2, 3, that’s it.   A very exhausting title defense for the Silent Protagonist who walks the aisle to backstage. After a minute or so, Sal finally gets on his feet upset as he refused assistance from the referee, but then a thunderous applause from the fans at the Auditorium could calm the Firestarter member who looked a little bit surprised.




- All the hype and mind games are over. It is time to make statement, time for the main event. Guardia’s Hero Glenn and Camilo Ortega, representing RPW, take on the Havok team of Justice ‘87, Trevor Mach and Tack Angel, the two faces who have headlined and main-evented a big portion of the most important shows in the history of EBW and Pro Wrestling in Eagleland.


Justice ‘87 is the first team to come with pyro raining from the stage, showing the contrast between the men who fight for righteousness but differ in the means to obtain it.



The crowd was hot already chanting “We want Glenn!”. His entrance theme hit the speakers fading everything to black until a spotlight located him above in the scenario. A spectacular jump and lights are on as he brandishes the legendary Masamune sword.



Camilo Ortega made his way to the ring wearing a blue robe with images of Archangels St. Michael and St. Raphael drawn on it. Before entering to the ring he took his hood off so he could take a look of the audience to then go to the red corner with his tag team partner.

During the introductions, some pro wrestlers made their way to the ring side. Olly Oliver and Cherub Kid stayed with their Havok mates; while Momotaman, Dark Arácnido, and Billy Douglas went to the red corner.
Trevor and Glenn start as soon as the ring bells. Tense first minutes with both men only going for chain wrestling until Mach lands a knee on Glenn only to be responded with an Elbow Smash. Some other minutes in which Cyrus’ protegé showed the impressive strength of his arms when Mach tried a DDT only to be responded with a Fisherman Suplex Hold. Trevor tags with Tack Angel and Glenn asks the crowd if they want Camilo Ortega finally back in action, so he tagged with him. And here they are, the man who is Walking the Path of Heaven and the Pushpin Seraphim already in the ring, and Ortega wasted no time going for a Backdrop Suplex and an attempt of the Rear Naked Choke to show Tack he’s just getting started. Tack had to respond and that’s how he went immediately with a kick to the mid-section to give an STO to Ortega for the two count; back on their feet and after some clinches and attempts to dominate the mat, Angel attacks with a flurry of kicks but Ortega fires back with teishos to the torso, Irish Whip and a big Shotei to Tack’s face. 2 count and Trevor asks for the tag, but his tag team partner refused and kept fighting; something that didn’t please Mach at all. Tack and Ortega continue with the match and at one moment Camilo tried to apply a Guillotine Choke but it was responded with a Jawbreaker, Ortega responds with a big Shotei and as Tack stepped back, Trevor blind-tagged. Mach tried some chain wrestling but Ortega proved to be very elusive, and in desperation he makes haste and attacks with a series of knees; Mr. 25:17 takes refuge in a neutral corner and waits for Trevor to take impulse to land a big knee strike, Ortega evades it and try the Saka Otoshi; Trevor manages to escape but receives a hip toss and then is trapped in a Juji Gatame by the former EBW World Champion. Rope break and Mach doesn’t look happy at all with this considering his career in Hybrid Fighting when he fought some big names in Martial Arts. Trevor rushed in and went for knees once again but Ortega countered one attempt and then connected a DDT for the two count, tag for Glenn and he sends him against the corner to attack with an Axe Bomber.
Glenn continued to.impress the crowd showing how strong he got with a Tiger Driver and a Karelin Lift. It seems that this isn’t Trevor’s night so he attacked Glenn with a Thumb to the Eye to finally have some control while he got on the audience’s face. Justice ‘87 showed their value as a tag team using combined moves on Guardia’s True Hero. Glenn tries to fight with some Elbow Smashes but Trevor uses more dirty moves to be in control over and over. 2 counts that get on the nerves of the multi-time World Champion who keeps on his aggressive attacks. He once again insults the crowd and Glenn responds with a Double Leg Takedown and Ground & Pound; Mach looked for a surprise win with a Triangle Choke but Glenn lifted him up and connected a Powerbomb getting a big response from the crowd. Ortega is in and attacks Mach but instead of picking up the bones, he sends him to the blue corner via a hiptoss so Tack Angel can enter to the match; another situation that frustrated Trevor.
Camilo and Tack are on fire brawling and going to the ropes forcing the referee to interfere, when Angel thought he had the upper hand he went for a Yakuza Kick, only for Camilo to evade it and respond with a Backdrop Suplex Hold for the two count. Trevor tries to enter to give his friend the advantage via a Spear, but Ortega uses his rival’s speed to send him to the ring side. While Ortega and Tack are still fighting, Mach shows he had enough after many attempts of taking some advantage and out of nowhere ATTACKS MOMOTAMAN WITH THE MACHA YE! Glenn noticed it and immediately goes for Trevor Mach while Douglas and Arácnido also tried to join in the brawl. Oliver, Kid, Ortega, and Tack eventually also get involved in this mayhem of RPW and Havok pro wrestlers fighting inside and outside the ring. Eventually the RPW pro wrestlers manage to outfight the Havok superstars forcing them to walk to backstage. The crowd isn’t pleased at all as Justice ‘87 leave the scene with their friends while the fans threw garbage to them. Ryan IQ comes out to ask what just happened while Porky yells at the Havok President demanding an explanation. As soon as the Havok party turned around to protect their boss, the RPW wrestlers jumped to save Minch.



RPW “New Dawn” (iPPV)
Summers Olympic Auditorium
7,135 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Momotaman beat Dark Arácnido with a Heel Hook
2. El Hijo del Grimm Reaper & Northern Wolf beat Billy Douglas & Sasuke Nakazawa when Wolf pinned Nakazawa after the Wolf Ambush
3. Special Attraction - Hugo Andore's return to Pro Wrestling: Hugo Andore beat Happy Happyist #1, Happy Happyist #2 & Happy Happyist #3 after the Hammer Mountain on HH#2
4. Princess Daisy, Manic & Rubí beat Kaori Consuelo Harada, Makoto & Kunimitsu when Daisy pinned Kunimitsu after the Fire Flower Kick
5. RPW vs. EBW: Jamie O.D., Destroyer A & Taft beat Captain Strong , Rude & Poo when Taft pinned Poo after the Manly Mustache Drop
6. EBW World Championship Match: Ness (c) beat Sal Paradise with the PSI Rockin - 1st Defense
7. Main Event - Time for Retribution: Camilo Ortega & Glenn vs. Trevor Mach & Tack Angel went to No Contest