Announcer: Time for another weekend of action in the Saturday Night Wars!



The last stop before Megabrawl II saw the Renegades return to the Bonk! Energy Sports Arena for The Clash. Opening contest saw the Reality Gangsters overwhelm the Dastardly Duo, with Subbie hitting the Counter Culture on Dave to seal the deal. Larmore and the scrappy Jake Conway duked it out, with Larmore winning out thanks to the Cobra Clutch. The main event saw Doctor Degrees put in some overtime ahead of his match with Jeff against Volt, by taking on Stea M. Punk. The crafty old timer's old school tricks were no match for modern medical science, and Degrees took Punk to the ground using his knowledge of his bad back to deliver a sharp kick and used a Rip Separator Stretch to force the Submission.

Havok: The Clash Summer Camp Series
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. Tag Team: Subculture[o]/Ditch beat Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly[x] via Counter Culture -> Pin
2. Singles: Dave Larmore beat Jake Conway via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Singles: Doctor Degrees beat Stea M. Punk via Rib Separator Stretch -> Submission  



EBW Saturday Night saw Mighty Bear go Attack Slug hunting, with Gamma falling to the Claw Attack and the pin. DJ Milo scored high profile victory against the clown prince Bolshoi with a small package for the upset. The main event saw Chu Chu prevail against Captain Strong, avoiding police brutality to bomb the Cap hard with the Powerbomb and pin him for the victory.

"No Robots were harmed in the filming of this episode. That you know of..."  -Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily (c)

EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8
The EBW Network

1. Animus: Mighty Bear beat Attack Slug Gamma via Claw Attack
2. Infinity: DJ Milo beat Bolshoi via Small Package
3. Singles: ChuChu beat Captain Strong via Powerbomb

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(Earlier that week, before Saturday)



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Nick Schiavello: Hello dear family worldwide. Welcome to RPW's Rising. I would like to start talking on behalf of the whole family, not just mr. Porky Minch who dared to start this venture, not just the staff, not just the 19 pro wrestlers who signed a contract. This is also for our fans. You saw how a cornered rat acted when facing peril, you saw in the following days how Havok sought to mock us when they have led the fans into a charade after watching the return of real worldclass professional wrestling.

But fear not because we will announce our next show which, I'm sure, will surprise everybody in Eagleland as we have chosen a very special venue for our first "Redemption".

So, we start with what happened after Chaos TV faded to black.



Ryan IQ: So, this is it. Now leave, Sal, before I...

Sal Paradise: Wow, wow, wow! I ain't going anywhere, and neither will you. Porky, Camilo, come in.

Ryan IQ: What do you think you're doing!? Security!

Camilo Ortega: Don't even try it, you dishonorable swine! As my grandmother used to say "Every action has a reaction".

Porky Minch: It seems that you don't realise in the position you are right now, Ry Ry. You and your minions are this close, this fucking close, to be unemployed and part of a huge lawsuit!

Ryan IQ: So what holds you, Porky? I grow tired of all your bravado and hype machine.

Sal Paradise: Don't tempt us, you fat bastard. I can easily Brainbust you against this floor and there would be no way you can sue me or any of us.

Ryan IQ: What?

Camilo Ortega: What you've just heard. We were just going to let the Network's Directive Board deal with your lap dogs. But since you just joined in this mockery, now you have provided enough evidence which supports our thesis that the sabotage at New Dawn was your idea.

Sal Paradise: So now you shut the fuck up and listen. This is how things will work between RPW and this travesty you call a wrestling promotion. We pick up a name from Havok, any member of the roster, and that person shows up at our shows.

Porky Minch: And if they try anything funny like getting DQd, lose by count-out, attack any referee. Well, your issue with tax evasion will be little compared with what you will face in a court against us. You'll be lucky if any promotion on the planet hires you as a janitor.

Sal Paradise: Understood?

Ryan IQ: Fine! And who are you picking?

Camilo Ortega: Don't be hasty. You will be the first to know.



Schiavello: The day before, Jamie O.D. and Destroyer A paid a little visit to EBW's Dr. Eggman and Dr. Willy to inform about the same situation.



Dr. Eggman: What brings you here, dear pyromaniacs?

Jamie O.D.: Oi! Don't flatter us, ya bald freak. We're here on business!

Destroyer A: We're going straight to the point. Where are the Sharks?

Dr. Willy: I just sent them to our brand new spa, wouldn't you like to join them?

Jamie O.D.: Who are ya taking us for, ya old wanker? Nancies?

Destroyer A: So if they are not here, just answer this question. Is the rest of the gang under your contract?

w00t: *beep* According to our records, yes. *beep* Franky put some of his own money to ensure that all his gang would be on the payroll. *beep*

Jamie O.D.: That was weird...

Dr. Eggman: They're not just part of our roster, they also work in our Lab.

Dr. Willy: May we know why you're asking?

Jamie O.D.: Ask your trash can about the talent-exchange deal.

w00t: *beep* The contract stipulates that every wrestler who is under contract of both EBW, Havok, or any promotion which broadcasts its shows on the EBW Network will be obligated to participate in any Retribution Pro Wrestling's show they are requiered to be in. *beep*

Destroyer: Alright, Jamie. We're outta here.

Dr. Willy: Wait, that's it? Where are you going?

Jamie O.D.: You will see.

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Schiavello: And we end this show with an exclusive interview with our sisters Manic and Rubí after their triumphant debut in SPARKLE.



Jane Fake: This is Jane Fake, dear family. And I'm here with Rubí and Manic who just a few minutes ago came out victorious against Angel and Velvet, Sparkle's Beautiful People.

Rubí: Woo! We did it! Those two jodidas putas got what they deserved!!

Manic: ....

Jane Fake: Manic? I've gotta have something more than that. I mean, you were the one who finished both your rivals off.

Rubí: ¡Oye! What about me!? She didn't wrestle them alone.

Jane Fake: OK. What do you have to say?

Rubí: You know, my blood still boils, chica. Did you see the expression of fear that those two pinches babosas had in their faces when they noticed that we were anything but "two losers". I mean, the image is still in my head when Manic used a Lariat on Angel to then slam her hard against her neck with that German Suplex.

Manic: Hmmmm...

Rubí: And then... I kicked Velvet's fucking face only for the big sister to crush her head against the canvas. BAM! What a Piledriver.

Manic: Hehehe...

Jane Fake: Anything to add, Manic?

Manic: Hmph

Jane Fake: Well...?

Manic: Grrrrr... >:C

Rubí: I do have something to add. We're just getting started, Sparkle. We'll see who's bringing female pro wrestling back.

[Fade to Black]

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Officially Unofficial Theme Song for Megabrawl II



There is a time to talk, a time to think, and a time for action. This is definitely not a time to think, as words and fists have flown for weeks leading up to the big show, Megabrawl II. The brawl for all between the Renegades of Havok, and the confrontation between the Unchained Trevor Mach against the Havok World Champion, the Chaos King Dougie Mach. Cousin versus cousin, in the quest for ultimate power or ultimate glory. On this night one Mach would stand and one would fall. I'd call it the Machening, but I was going to save that for a potential rematch down the line of something. Like a Highlander II reference pun. Anyways, THIS IS MEGABRAWL II!

The streets were packed in front of the world famous Towa Records for this stacked Sunday special card. The opening bout featured 4 of Havok's fast rising Renegades all vying for Cherub Kid's Television Title, in an exciting Ladder Match that would not only lead to the gold, but the ticket to a World Championship match. High flying action met ground and pound, with Shadow on the outside trying to assist Randy no Kachi, by tipping the ladder as Ishihiro Tomo nearly became a champion in record time from debut. This lead him outside of the ring to face down the mentor of RnK, who was trying to make Shadow proud with a ruthless showing, stringing champion Cherub Kid in the ropes and coming down hard with a top rope leg drop. Shadow tried to get back into the ring again to stop Grind from ascending the ropes, but Hailey Havok came out to drag him back out. Before he could do anything to her Tomo lauched at him and took him to the floor. Back in the ring, the normally bright and vibrant Grind picked his spot and climbed to the top, grabbing the TV title and the future shot at the Havok World Championship, just as long as he could keep the title until then.



The Scientific rivalry between Muscle Science and the Brain Army Volt began when Kemp, Ashura, and Mazenda appeared out of nowhere, claiming their boss Bias-sama demanded they prove that their scientific wrestling was superior, meaning Degrees and Andonuts were at the top of their hit list. This match was anything but scientific, as the Volt Army had no trouble using dirty tricks with Mazenda on the outside to lead to Kemp hitting the Fear Beast Driver on Andonuts to score the pin. The evil science of Volt continues to grow in influence in Havok, as Volt is now 4-0, and now with the bragging rights over Muscle Science.

Simon Stuart and Fighter Daron continued their rivalry in a Submission Match. Little Mac tried to help the Egotrip member, but Stuart was on his game and even managed to trap Mac in a Submission. As he tapped in vain Daron stomped on Stuart and took him to task for several minutes, in various holds that could have easily ended the match. Stuart was able to escape and counter into a Knee Bar that he twisted enough to make the audience squirm, forcing a screaming Daron to quickly submit. Daron looked to be injured, as Stuart finally got his revenge.

The next title match saw the Alpha Betas put the tag belts on the line against AkiKyo, in one of the more interesting matches, with Cure Danny coming out with the challenger team, much to Akinan's chagrin. No Mac on the outside from the previous bout, so what we got was an intense tag battle between two very good team. The Alpha Betas weren't above the typical jock showboating and humiliation attempts, but AkiKyo fought back with the crowd on their side. Finish came as Lukie looked to hit the 5 Point Tackle on Akinan, with Kyo taking the tackle for his friend even though he was the legal man. Lukie thought he had the match won, but Kyo quickly slipped into killer mode and jammed the Hell Claw down his throat. Lukie's heavy bleeding showed the severity of the claw as he quickly tapped out, giving AkiKyo the win and the Havok Tag Team Championship. Akinan couldn't help but show joy even as Cure Danny somehow created a rainbow in the ring.



Angel-Anwin 3 had a lot of hype surrounding it after two very well received matches, and this one topped them both. The multiple time champion found quite the match in the suddenly on fire Based Anwin, leading to exciting exchanges and nearfalls. Anwin showed just how Based he can be by demanding Tack land kick after kick, but he nearly bit off too much as a roundhouse took Anwin to his knees, and a Shining Wizard lead to a nearfall for the Seraphim. Anwin battled back, and using the same strategy as the match that got him a win, Based Anwin managed to hit the Based Bomber from the top rope. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack continued to fight, as the crowd ate it up from both Renegades. Tack escaped another Based Bomber and tried to counter it with an Angel Driver only for Anwin to escape as well. They both went to the ropes and collided in the middle with a double lariat attempt. Tack followed up with another high kick and managed to trap Anwin in the Wrist Clutch Angel Driver. 1-2-KICKOUT! Even Tack was surprised that Anwin kicked out and slowly fought back to his feet, but just as the two were warming up for another explosive exchange the time limit expired. That's right the rubber match ended in a draw. The crowd chanted for more, but applauded the effort. Tack extended his hand to Anwin who shook it in kind as the crowd applauded. Tack acknowledged that Based Anwin had his respect as an equal and wanted a change to the E1 so Anwin could be added to the Havok Block. The audience seemed to agree.



Ryan IQ: You all know me as Ryan IQ, the boss of Havok. I hope you're enjoying the show, but before we get to our main event, I have some business to discuss with RPW. After the last Chaos TV!, I found myself harassed and disrespected by the creeps of RPW and that won't stand. They bitched about the fact that Sal Paradise is going to be Special Referee in the next match, and even he tried to call the shots of what Havok was going to do for him. I told them I'd look into it and play along, but what I did instead was get the lawyers ready, because I'm not about to do one more damn thing Porky Minch says. I'm not going to be talked down to by him or his wrestlers. I've been in the game of running wrestling a lot longer than he has, and I've got the best roster of Renegades in the business. We're Renegades. We don't take orders. We do our own thing. We're not about to follow the marching orders of RPW. You come around here and force your bullshit down our throats? Down EBW's throats? Down Sparkle's throats? I can't speak for the others. I consider FXE lucky that they haven't had to deal with you yet, but I'm not going to deal with you anymore either. You go ahead and bring on the lawsuit. You bring it up with the board of directors. I'm sure Rishin Fliger will give a damn. We'll fight you tooth and nail. From here on out I'm imposing a ban on RPW. You don't call us, and we won't call you. Don't set foot in my Danger Zone, and don't try to boss me around anymore! My talent is restricted from appearing on RPW shows until Porky Minch publicly apologizes and figures out where he stands on the totem pole. You work for your standing around here! You earn your clout and you learn to do business. You don't make threats, and you don't try to hold us hostage. You've had one show, and it was a show carried by my guys. I don't care that they caused a ruckus in your first outing. Try building your own talent! Have them carry your main event! Porky Minch....RPW....go fuck yourselves.

It was now main event time, and with a semi main hard to top, the Mach cousins would look to do so in an epic contest for the Havok World Championship. Was the Chaos King truly the better Mach, or would Trevor the Unchained Renegade reclaim the throne after years of being on the outside looking in. Little Mac made his way out, though limping from the match earlier in the night, to accompany Dougie Mach. The rest of Egotrip tried to come out as well, but Tack Angel and Cherub Kid, still licking their wounds, came out to keep them back. Olly Oliver, and the Ladies M's also appeared to push back Egotrip. As Dougie and Trevor stared down, the entrance came for the special referee, who strikingly decided to come out last.....Sal Paradise. The once people's choice had become a chaotic mess before finding his center again in RPW. Now, unfinished business has lead him to call the match between the Chaos King and one of his most heated rivals. The action started off hot, with Trevor and Dougie exchanging blows in the center of the ring. Sal was going to let them get away with a lot, made clearly by Dougie thumbing Trevor in the eye and quickly going for a Dynamic DDT, that was blocked and countered with a quick Trevorplex! attempt that was also blocked. A fast exchange of attempted moves left Trevor and Dougie backing to their corners while the audience cheered. A feeling out process lead to an all out back and forth. Trevor nearly captured an early win with a spinning back fist that lead to knees in the clinch and a Trevorplex!, but Dougie kicked out and looked a little freaked at the possibility of the loss. He stepped up his game leading to a near finish of his own following a Dynamic DDT. He tried hard to land the Vertebreaker, but Trevor had him scouted and planted himself to fight out of the attempts. A back and forth barrage of elbows bloodied both men and left them staggering after attempting to run the ropes and collide in the center again. At the twenty minute mark, Little Mac made his move and clocked Trevor in the back of the head with the brass knuckles. Sal Paradise obviously saw the move, but didn't do anything about it other than nonchalantly elbowing Mac off the side of the ring. Trevor stumbled into Dougie, who finally hit his Vertebreaker and went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor hung on and survived a 2.9, while Sal surprised by not going for a fast count, which many expected when he allowed Mac to attack. Dougie was looming when Trevor sprang back to life with the Triangle Choke turned into the Gogoplata. Dougie got the ropes with help from Mac, but Sal kicked their arms apart and allowed Trevor to hold the move until Dougie could get to the ropes by himself. By that point the damage was done, and the ground were red hot as Trevor pumped himself up and landed a series of Trevorplexes! on Dougie, before backing into the corner to land the Macha Ye. As blood dripped from his face he played up to the crowd and let out a massive yell as his knee collided with Dougie's skull and he rolled him up on the mat. 1-2-3! Trevor Mach had done it! The long journey was over, as Trevor Mach had overthrown the Chaos King and claimed the Havok World Championship. Trevor's friends and family rushed the ring to congratulate him, as the fans roared, the contenders watched on with interest, and Sal Paradise simply smirked while a bloody and livid Dougie Mach cursed him and demanded a restart to the match. Megabrawl II ended with the reemergence of Trevor Mach as World Champion after many years, and now new challenges and challengers would present themselves. No time to rest as next the next week would begin the 8th Annual E1 Climax! Get Hype!



Havok Sunday Special: Megabrawl II
Outside Towa Records
The EBW Network

1. Television Championship Ladder: Grind beat Cherub Kid(c), Ishihiro Tomo, and Randy no Kachi via Title Grab -> 4th Generation Television Championship!
2. Tag: Dr. Kemp[o]/Dr. Ashura beat Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts[x] via Fear Beast Driver -> Pin
2. Submission: Simon Stuart beat Fighter Daron with a Knee Bar -> Submission
3. Havok Tag Team Championship:  Akinan/Kyo[o] beat Troy(c)/Lukie(c)[x] with a Hell Claw -> Submission -> 5th Generation Havok Tag Team Champion!
4. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Based Anwin ended in a Time Limit Draw
5. Havok World Championship: Trevor Mach beat Dougie Mach(c) via Macha Ye -> Pin -> 2nd Generation Havok World Champion! Special Referee: Sal Paradise

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Announcer: The E1 Climax is upon us for its 8th year, and the world is watching, as for the first time two different promotions will host blocks, and in those blocks fighters from around the world have been invited to take part in the biggest wrestling tournament ever.



Hailey Havok: The wrestlers of EBW and the renegades of Havok met up in front of the EBW Tower today for the opening ceremony with the press and the annual unveiling of the E1 Trophy, last held by Firebrand X, when he won the title on the way to his World Championship win last year. The E1 has gone back from being a year end single elimination tournament to its original format as a Round Robin tournament in the Summer, that will culminate in the first dual brand show, and the first Pay Per View since the Sunday Special system was put into place. Winners receive two points, and draws lead to a one point split, while losers get nothing. The blocks will lead to cross promotional semi-finals and finals on one huge event.



Announcer: Havok renegade and member of Egotrip Fighter Daron has been removed from the tournament due to an injury suffered by Simon Stuart at Megabrawl II. Justice 87 and the fans campaigned to get Based Anwin into the opening slot, and Ryan IQ gave the people what they wanted. New Havok World Champion Trevor Mach was pleased that he would get the first E1 Match with Anwin, but Anwin responded that he shouldn't be so happy to miss out on the 2 points the Based one would earn with a win on the new champ. EBW's line up showed a very eclectic mix of local and foreign talent.....and a skeleton man....while Havok had the fan favorite Perfect Man, making this an exciting crossover tournament you won't want to miss! All the cards for the E1 Climax are posted below so check em out!

EBW Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Hashim Al-Singh vs Gear
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Noah Jennings vs Duster
3. Tag: Kinniku Mike & Swift vs Stephen Collins & Yvgeny Darronofsky
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Magnum PT vs Dem Bones
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Firebrand X vs Marcus

Havok: Chaos TV! E1 Climax VIII!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. Tag: Cherub Kid/Jake Conway vs. Randy no Kachi/Shadow
2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Grind vs. Perfect Man
3. E1 Climax Havok Block: Simon Stuart vs. Dougie Mach
4. 6-Man Tag: Larmore/Olly Oliver/Dangerous Dan vs. Subculture/DZ/Ditch
5. E1 Climax Havok Block: Tack Angel vs. Ishihiro Tomo
6. E1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach vs. Anwin

EBW LIVE
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Hashim Al-Singh vs Duster
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Gear vs Firebrand X
3. Animus Trios: Flying Man, Rowdy Mouse, & Mighty Bear vs Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, & Hard Crocodile
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Marcus vs Dem Bones
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Magnum PT vs Noah Jennings

Havok: Summer Camp Series! E1 Climax VIII!
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. E1 Climax Havok Block: Dougie Mach vs. Grind
2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Perfect Man vs. Ishihiro Tomo
3. Tag: Jeff Andonuts/Doctor Degrees vs. Dr. Kemp/Dr. Ashura
4. Singles: Dave Larmore vs. Subculture
5. E1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach vs. Simon Stuart
6. E1 Climax Havok Block: Tack Angel vs. Anwin

EBW LIVE
Threed Circus Grounds
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Marcus vs Noah Jennings
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Firebrand X vs Dem Bones
3. 6-Person Tag: Ana, Llyod, & Teddy vs 21st Century Foxx, Swift, & ChuChu
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Hashim Al-Singh vs Magnum PT
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Gear vs Duster

Havok: Summer Camp Series! E1 Climax VIII!
Fourside Clocktower  
The EBW Network

1. E1 Climax Havok Block: Perfect Man vs. Anwin
2. Singles: Troy vs. Jake Conway
3. Singles: Lukie vs. Cure Danny
4. E1 Climax Havok Block: Grind vs. Ishihiro Tomo
5. E1 Climax Havok Block: Simon Stuart vs. Tack Angel
6. E1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach vs. Dougie Mach

EBW Xcite
Threed Circus Grounds
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Gear vs Magnum PT
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Duster vs Firebrand X
3. Infinity Tag: Tad Sugiyama & Bolshoi vs Lucas & Fuel
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Marcus vs Hashim Al-Singh
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Dem Bones vs Noah Jennings

Havok: Chaos TV! E1 Climax VIII!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. E1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach vs. Grind
2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Anwin
3. E1 Climax Havok Block: Perfect Man vs. Simon Stuart
4. 6-Man Tag: Akinan/Kyo/Cure Danny vs. Troy/Lukie/Little Mac
5. E1 Climax Havok Block: Tack Angel vs. Dougie Mach

EBW LIVE
Fantasy Zone Arena
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Dem Bones vs Hashim Al-Singh
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Firebrand X vs Noah Jennings
3. 3 Way Fight: Joe Pencil vs Dogma Mask vs IGA
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Duster vs Magnum PT
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Gear vs Marcus

Havok: Summer Camp Series! E1 Climax VIII!
Outside Towa Records
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Grind vs. Anwin
2. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Simon Stuart
3. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Dougie Mach vs. Perfect Man
4. Tag Team: Dave Larmore/Olly Oliver vs. DZ/Ditch
5. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach vs. Tack Angel

EBW LIVE
Fantasy Zone Arena
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Magnum PT vs Firebrand X
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Noah Jennings vs Hashim Al-Singh
3. Mixed Tag: Poison Jam & Kyoko The Love Shocker vs Switchback & Opal
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Duster vs Marcus
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Dem Bones vs Gear

Havok: Summer Camp Series! E1 Climax VIII!
South Saturn City Park
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Anwin vs. Simon Stuart
2. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach vs. Perfect Man
3. Non-Title Tag: Akinan/Kyo vs. Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask#2
4. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Tack Angel vs. Grind
5. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Dougie Mach vs. Ishihiro Tomo

EBW E-1 Climax VIII Finals!
Ninteldo Amphitheater
Pay Per View

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Firebrand X vs Hashim Al-Singh
2. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Grind vs Simon Stuart
3. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Duster vs Dem Bones
4. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Tack Angel vs Perfect Man
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Noah Jennings vs Gear
6. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Fighter Daron vs Dougie Mach
7. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Magnum PT vs Marcus
8. E-1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach vs Ishihiro Tomo
9. E-1 Climax Semi-Finals: EBW Block Winner vs Havok Block Runner-Up
10. E-1 Climax Semi-Finals: Havok Block Winner vs EBW Block Runner-Up
11. E-1 Climax Finals: Semi-Finalist vs Semi-Finalist

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*After KICKSTART went off the air, Venus got into the ring to interview the new SPARKLE Shining Star Champion....*



Venus: Sunny Malibu congratulations on winning the Shining Star Championship tonight. How does it feel?

Sunny Malibu: It feels grrrreat! I've all my life for this moment.

Venus: I bet. So what are your future plans now that you are the new Champion?

Sunny Malibu: I got for two words for ya, Venus.......BEACH PARTY!

Venus: Now that's the Sunny Malibu we all now and love.

Sunny Malibu: Exactly. Unlike SOME people around here, I don't plan on changing my attitude or my lifestyle, just because I am now the Champ. Oh no. It's still gonna be fun in the sun for this gal.

Venus: Awesome. So any final thoughts.

Sunny Malibu: Only that Sunny Days have finally come back to SPARKLE. CAUSE THE CHAMP IS HEEEEEEERE! *Raises belt high into the air as the crowd cheers it approval.*

*The scene ends there with Sunny Malibu continuing the celebrate with the cheering crowd

MEANWHILE BACKSTAGE.....*



Lady M's: Hope, I am so proud of you tonight.

M's Style: *Signing* Thank you.

Lady M's: No thank you. Thank you for proving me wrong and showing you belong in the ring and deserve the moniker of M's Style and not Little M's.

Jessica James: Yeah, girl. You deserve that victory. You held nothing back and won fair and square.



Heather Mach: TALI! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Lady M's: Pardon?

Heather Mach: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!

Lady M's: You know I had nothing to do with that, Heather.

Heather Mach: I KNOW! THEN WHY IN THE HELL ARE THEY HERE?!

Lady M's: Heather, please calm down.

Heather Mach: CALM DOWN?! LOOK AT ME! HOW CAN I BE CALM?!

Lady M's: I understand that. But can we please discuss this in private and behind close doors. I REALLY hate to discuss this in front of my daughter and Jessica.

Heather Mach: BUT I....*Looks at the frightened M's Style and Jessica James* You're right. Sorry I lost my cool.

Lady M's: You are forgiven. Hope, Jessica.....can you please leave, so I can talk to Heather in private.

*Both M's Styles and Jessica nod their heads and leave the room*

Lady M's: So Heather, what's on you mind?

Heather Mach: Well, the thing that's really bothering me now is.....

*The scene now closes out from there as Lady M's and Heather continue to talk in private.*

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The show started off with a highlight video of this year's E-1 Climax Participants. EBW also held a 10 Bell Salute to the lives that have been lost in the War of Zealstraillia.

The first match of the E-1 began with the EBW Eagleland Champion taking on the Young upstart of AGES from the Segua Kingdom. Hashim could not use his normal follicle based offense on the clean shaven Gear, but showed his experience over the Blue Haired Speed Star and stopped him with a Piledriver to get the win.

Next up was the Former EBW World Champion Noah Jennings, who has been in a slump lately and appearing to be paranoid lately taking on 3'dPW's Top Human Wrestler and good buddy of 3'dPW Openspecies Champion Salsa, the tall and uneven legged Duster. Noah tried his best against the lankly man, but a surprise capoeira kick by Duster knocked out the Purple Perfectionist to allow Duster to get the win and 2 points.


Dr. Eggman: Eh, we need to find a way to get out of this contract with RPW. This is starting to become intrusive to my #MasterPlan.

Dr. Albert Wily: As brilliant as a plan it was my colleague, this paperwork has become an issue.

Dr. Eggman: My dear w00t, I need you to make a phone call.

w00t: Yes sir, to where?

Dr. Eggman: Call the Sharks in Onett, and tell them that we need two Pogo Punk Sharks to go work with RPW to fulfill our obligation.

w00t: Yes sir, right away sir.

Dr. Albert Wily: That should keep any outsider dogs from sniffing around looking for scraps.

Dr. Eggman: Are you ready then for our trip?

Dr. Albert Wily: Yes, off we go... to the Ninteldo Empire.

The EBW Typhoon took on another challenge tonight as they looked for new challengers for their EBW Tag Titles and took on the Global Invasion. Stephen & Yvgeny tried their best but were out matched by this Powerful Duo. The EBW Typhoon continued their journey for new challengers.

Our fourth match was another E-1 Contest that saw Eagleland's Vice himself, Magnum PT take on Zealstraillia Veteran and Sentient Skeleton Warrior, Dem Bones. With his companion Sara ringside, Dem tried his best against the Mustachioed Marvel but fell victim to a Mustache Ride. PT gets on the board with 2 points.


Nerma: Hey EBW Fans, Nerma here with the former EBW Vice-President and now... robot, Mike Haggar. I hear you have an announcement for us?

Mike Haggar: Yes, the EBW President & Vice-President are on leave for a two week Business Trip. In the mean time, the Head Doctors in Charge have placed me the one responsible of the day to day operations of EBW for this two week period.

Nerma: But why? This is one of the busiest days of the year. Why would they leave?

Mike Haggar: It is not of your concern, just know EBW is going to be fine during this tournament.


The Main Event was a match quite worthy of a Main Event as last year's E-1 Climax winner faced off against AGES Pro Wrestling's 3RC, Three Ring Champion, Marcus. Both men went toe to toe, hitting each other hard with strikes and suplexes. Firebrand even took an uppercut to the chin and stood tall, showing an iron chin. In the end though, Marcus was able to wear down Firebrand to get him in a corner and then crashed into his shoulders with a Top-Rope Mushroom Stomp to gain the victory.


EBW Xcite
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1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Hashim Al-Singh [2] beat Gear [0] via Piledriver
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Duster [2] beat Noah Jennings [0] via Capoeira Kick
3. Tag: Kinniku Mike & Swift beat Stephen Collins & Yvgeny Darronofsky when Mike pinned Collins via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Magnum PT [2] beat Dem Bones [0] via Mustache Ride
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Marcus [2] beat Firebrand X [0] via Mushroom Stomp

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Trevor Mach: Yo! Trevor Mach here, the NEW Havok World Champion! Last week I deflated the Egotrip, and in the Megabrawl II main event I dethroned the Chaos King, becoming the World Champion for the first time in years, and I can honestly say this win meant more to me than you could ever know. Why stop there though! You know me, you know I don't know when to stop. They said I can take the next couple weeks off after that war because I'm the champ now and I deserve it and I said NO! I'm not hurt....that you know of! Even if I was it's time for the E1 freaking Climax! Are you kidding me? You think I would miss that for the world. I've won the E1 Climax two times. I'm looking for a third, and then I'll-

Dougie Mach: You.....you did it again didn't you. You "shocked the world" right? You saved the day right? You stopped the Egotrip right? Wrong. I'm still standing Trevor, and we both know that if it weren't for Sal Paradise you wouldn't be standing here with the title right now. You wouldn't be standing here at all. You would be laid up in the Hospital watching the Chaos King reign over the E1 Climax this year.

Trevor Mach: You think Sal lost you that match? No, you lost you that match, but keep dreaming. Buddy, I'm proud of you, and you deserved to be champ. We went to war, but you relied on Little Mac, and I told you it would lead to downfall. I didn't rely on anything, but my own heart and my own body to get the job done.

Dougie Mach: Bullshit Trevor! Bullshit! Sal Paradise wants a match with you. He probably wants a title match! I wouldn't be surprised if you two were in cahoots! Where is your integrity cousin?!

Trevor Mach: Dougie, that's like trying to find a dry spot in the ocean, I DON'T GOT NO DAMN INTEGRITY! How do you think I got so far? I'll get down and dirty and chaotic in my matches to win, but I don't need help from anyone, and that's why I beat you. That's the reason. You learn what that means to fight for yourself, try and win this E1, and come back at me brah! Until then....go sulk in the dark and nurse that deflated ego of yours.

Dougie Mach: Make jokes, but the Egotrip is far from over, and I'm just getting started Trevor. This E1 Climax is MINE!



Akinan: *sigh*

Kyo: ...Fun....friend....

Akinan: How did you get me up here? Doesn't matter, look....I've been wanting to say something to you. See...I think you're a crazy bastard, and I don't really care much for being around you....at all....ever. That being said, you did great at Megabrawl II, and while I prefer to be a lone wolf, I don't mind holding the tag gold either. I guess....I'm trying to say....th....tha.....*cough*thanks*cough*......

Cure Danny: Friendship is a magical feeling! A burning fire in the heart that brings smiles to people's faces and lights up their dreams in the future!

Akinan: What the hell? Danny?! That guy lost it too. I need to get off of this......ride that suddenly stopped.....with us trapped up here....this was your idea wasn't it?

Kyo: *nod*

Akinan: *sigh* Of course. It's going to be a long night.



Megabrawl II brought changes up and down the roster with all three titles changing hands, but no time to rest and relax just yet, as the annual E1 Climax is here. What started on Xcite with the EBW Block would continue with Havok's first night.



The renegades surrounded the E1 Trophy during a 10 Bell Salute in honor of the ongoing war in Zealstraillia and the soldiers whom have lost their lives. This year's E1 is being held in tribute to them. During the Salute Dougie Mach tried attacking the new Havok World Champion Trevor Mach, leading to a big brawl in the ring.

The prelude to the E1 Climax saw former TV Champion Cherub Kid team with the scrapper Jake Conway against RnK and his mentor Shadow. Despite the experience and ruthlessness of the Shadow Clan, Cherub showed his heart and ability to quickly bounce back with a win over RnK following the Cherub's Flight.

The first E1 Climax match for Havok Block saw the Television Champion Grind take on the outside from FXE Perfect Man. A hot contest with one of FXE's best invading the Havok ring, but the renegade Grind, acting more like a renegade than ever show reckless abandon for the always grinning Perfy and dropped him to the mat and pinned him following the Sling Blade. The TV champ didn't play up to the crowd, but stopped to look at Hailey Havok as she came out to try and get an interview, again to no avail.

Former champion Dougie Mach looked unhinged from his title loss and little worse for wear following the title bout, but still blindsided Stuart, who attempted to shake hands in a show of respect. Simon showed what he was made of with a counter from the Dynamic DDT that lead to a series of suplexes that lead to a sickening head thud to Dougie, who had trouble shaking off the impact. Stuart took advantage of the former champion's disorientation and landed another sickening German Suplex followed up by the DDT, and that was that. A big upset for Simon Stuart who scored two points, while Little Mac tried to help Dougie Mach to the back, but the former champ refused and staggered back on his own.

In a break from the E1 matches, Larmore assembled the team of Olly Oliver and Dangerous Dan to go after the Reality Gangsters in 6-Man action. Larmore and Subculture have heat that continues to grow, and it's been noticed by Ryan IQ, who told them to settle this in the ring. Fantastic action in a match that also Subculture duck Larmore to frustrate him, before nabbing the win with the Counter Culture on Dangerous Dan. Larmore continued to brawl with the Reality Gangsters in a 3-on-1 capacity until the security came to break it up.

Tack Angel's propensity for bringing out the best in the youth of Havok continued, in a blockbuster encounter with the short, stoic newcomer Ishihiro Tomo. The rookie has won the crowd over with his heart, and this match was no exception, with his explosive comebacks on Tack to his ability to absorb kick after kick to the head, Ishihiro Tomo continues to show he belongs. Tack is still in his top form prime however, and that means the multi-time former world champion took the best of Tomo and responded with one of his bigger finishers the Wrist Clutch Angel Driver to score the 1-2-3.

The big main event saw the youth who had everyone talking Anwin step into the ring against the new Havok World Champion Trevor Mach in another show stealing performance in one night. The crowd was still hyped from the previous bout and exploded at the opening when Trevor and Anwin immediately went into a punch and elbow exchange. Both were tired and injured from Megabrawl II, but with the adrenaline pumping they both went full steam ahead trading blows and slams in a show to see who could take more from the other. Anwin already proved he could hang with the best, but proved it again by avoiding the Macha Ye and landing the Based Bomber for a near fall. Later, he was blindsided by the Machbuster Knee Kick, but kicked out at 2 to Trevor's surprise. The finish came when the champ tried to take Anwin to the top for a top rope Trevorplex! only to have it reversed into a Based Bomber, with a roll up leading to the 1-2-3! A huge upset, as Anwin did what he said he was going to do and beat the champ on the first night of Havok Block, and scored the 2 points. Trevor laughed as he got to his feet and fist bumped Anwin before raising his hand in victory. A rough night for the champ, but he took it in stride as Anwin continued to elevate himself into the top tier.
 
Havok: Chaos TV! E1 Climax VIII!
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1. Tag: Cherub Kid[o]/Jake Conway beat Randy no Kachi[x]/Shadow via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Grind[2] beat Perfect Man[0] via Sling Blade -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Havok Block: Simon Stuart[2] beat Dougie Mach[0] via German Suplex -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: Subculture[o]/DZ/Ditch beat Dave Larmore/Olly Oliver/Dangerous Dan[x] via Counter Culture -> Pin
5. E1 Climax Havok Block: Tack Angel[2] beat Ishihiro Tomo[0] via Wrist Clutch Angel Driver -> Pin
6. E1 Climax Havok Block: Anwin[2] beat Trevor Mach[0] via Top Rope Based Bomber -> Pin

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EBW provided another show for those at the Xcite center in this LIVE show in the E-1 Tournament. And we started off with a banger as the Eagleland Champion and 3'dPW's Top Human Wrestler went at it but couldn't finish each other off which lead to a 30-Minute Time Limit Draw. Hashim refused an offered handshake by Duster and went to the back.

Firebrand X was next as he against Segua Kingdom's "Blue Sonic", Gear. Gear tried his best but couldn't take down the man that Marcus was able to overcome two nights ago. Firebrand got the win after the Crash Fire Buster and lifted up the young man. Gear announced that Firebrand is now a new rival for him, as if he can beat Firebrand, he'll have a better chance against Marcus. Firebrand patted Gear's shoulder and offered to train with him.

With a break from the E-1 matches we saw an Animus Trios match that saw the newest member of Spiteful Crow's Stable, Hard Crocodile, make his debut and get the victory by pinning Rowdy Mouse.

The fourth match saw Zealstraillia Veteran, Dem Bones with Ghost Historian Sara by his side take on the 3RC, Ninteldo Empire's Marcus. Marcus was showing dominance over the skeletal man but Dem was able to combo enough smaller moves on Marcus with some Multi-Strikes before breaking the combo with a big Deathblow that surprised the General and allowing Dem to get the win in a huge upset!


Our Main Event saw the Purple Perfectionist stay in his slump as he took yet another loss, this time against Magnum PT who is now the point leader of the EBW Block. After the match Noah seemed to appear even deeper in a state of depression than earlier in this slump.

EBW LIVE
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Hashim Al-Singh [3] vs Duster [3] goes to a Time-Limit Draw
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Firebrand X [2] beat Gear [0] via Crash Fire Buster
3. Animus Trios: Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, & Hard Crocodile beat Flying Man, Rowdy Mouse, & Mighty Bear when Crocodile pinned Mouse via Swing one's tail very hard
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Dem Bones [2] beat Marcus [2] via Deathblow
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Magnum PT [4] beat Noah Jennings [0] via Mustache Ride

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Nick Schiavello: Welcome family to RPW's Rising. "The Voice" Nick Schiavello with you. Tides are changing and it looks Eggman, Willy, and Ryan IQ want to get in line for a huge lawsuit. But we'll see about that.

Maybe the Two-Headed Ogre wants to pretend everything is sailing smooth with the E-1 Climax, but RPW is about to do something that neither of these promotions bothered to do. Bringing professional wrestling back to the town of Onett. How are doing that? I invite you to watch how Taft brought real justice along with the purging flame of Firestarter.



FPS #20: Hold it right there, you criminals. This city belongs now to the Sharks and the Police.

Taft: No wonder I ain't sorry for leavin' the force. You're nothing but a bunch of corrupt scum.

FPS #31: What's the point in trying to serve the law when you can be part of the real power?

Destroyer A: You just join forces with them because you're too weak to fight them *spit* Pathetic. You make me sick.

Shark #30: Enough! Turn back and never set foot on this town, or else...

Jamie O.D.: Or else what, ya fecking fish? Are ya gonna fight us?

Shark #56: Precisely.

Jamie O.D.: HAHAHA! And I thought ya ...



FPS #31 tried to hit Taft with his club. Taft dodged the attack.

Yes Man Junior danced with his Hoola Hoop in front of Jamie O.D. Jamie got pissed.

Skate Punk tried to run over Sal Paradise with his skate board. Sal Paradise made Skate Punk trip.

FPS #20 attacked Destroyer A with his club. D.A. barely felt anything and just laughed.

Destroyer A: HAHAHA! By fire be purged!

Destroyer A chokeslamed FPS #20. 900 HP of damage to FPS #20. FPS #20 became tame.

Taft attacked FPS #31 with a combination of a Sidekick and an Elbow Drop. 400 HP of Damage to FPS #31. FPS #31 became tame.

Sal Paradise attacked Skate Punk with a Capture Backdrop Suplex. 500 HP of damage to Skate Punk. Skate Punk became tame.

Jamie O.D. attacked Yes Man Junior with a flurry of kicks. 600 HP of damage to Yes Man Junior. Yes Man Junior became tame





Taft: Fighting crime feels as smooth as getting the sweet love from a lady.

Sal Paradise: Couldn't agree with you more.

Jamie O.D.: Come on, fellas. I'm just getting fecking started. I'm still itching for a good fight.

*A couple of minutes and fights later*



Frankystein Mark II: Intrusion. People violating the current curfew. Activating combat mode.

Jamie O.D.: Hehehe... just what I wanted to hear...



Frankystein Mark II: Iron arms deployed.

Frankystein Mark II attacked all party members at once with Lariats. 100 HP of damage to each party member.

Destroyer A hit Running Big Boot on Frankystein Mark II. 50 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Destroyer A: Guys. It looks like this thing will be harder to beat.

Taft: Just attack the damn thing!

Taft attacked Frankystein Mark II with a Sidekick. 30 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Sal Paradise and Jamie O.D. kicked Frankystein Mark II with a Stereo Superkick. 75 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Frankystein Mark II: Charging energy to fire The Laser.

Jamie O.D.: Oi! Did ya hear that?

Sal Paradise: Just keep attacking!

Jamie O.D. attacked Frankystein Mark II with a flurry of elbows. 70 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Sal Paradise kicked Frankystein Mark II with a Mule Kick. 30 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Taft hit Frankystein Mark II with a Machinegun Chop. 55 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Destroyer A headbutted Frankystein Mark II. 50 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II. 10 HP of damage to Destroyer A.

Frankystein Mark II: Deploying The Laser!

Frankystein Mark II fired The Laser. 500 HP of damage to each party member.

Frankystein Mark II: Recharging batteries.

Sal Paradise: It looks like he's finally vulnerable...

Taft: There's only a way to find out, babe.

Taft attacked Frankystein Mark II with a Yakuza Kick. 300 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Jamie O.D.: Yeah. The bloody thing is soft now.

Destroyer A: Let's purge this fucking trash can.

Sal Paradise, Jamie O.D., and Destroyer attacked Frankystein Mark II with a Triple Powerbomb. 1,500 HP of damage to Frankystein Mark II.

Frankystein Mark II shut down.



Jamie O.D.: Ufff... at least this can gave us a good fight. Hehehe...

*Inside the Sharks' arcade*



Jamie O.D.: Oi! Who the feck are ya?

Pogo Punk #1: Name's Pogo Punk, you ignorant ginger. Are you looking for Franky or the Sharks? You ain't gonna find them here.

??: (We were sent to address the challenge you've issued.)

Destroyer A: And who are you?

Tiger Shark: (My name is Tiger Shark, from Edo. I'm in charge of another Shark Gang in my home country.)

Sal Paradise: It doesn't make a difference where you're from. You look like one of the many Eggman's lap dogs to me.

Pogo Punk #1: Trash talk... can you back it up? I remember you lost against Ness...

Sal Paradise: I ain't falling for that one. We're here for more important matters than some meaningless chatting.

Taft: We came to finally bring smooth justice to this terrorrized town. Your days are numbered in Onett, babe.

Tiger Shark: (If you wanna settle things in the ring, we're ready to engange in combat. Name the day and the place.)

Destroyer A: Three weeks at the Community Center.

Pogo Punk #1: But you are not allowed to wrestle in here anymore...

Jamie O.D.: Hahahaha... that's where you're wrong, ya bloody idiot. We are part of a new promotion and those rules don't apply to us.

Sal Paradise: We're taking on you two and whoever you want to invite in a Six-Man Tag Team Match. Be grateful, we've just given you your first main event.

Tiger Shark: (We'll see if the tales of your fire can stop or jaws to bite you...)




Schiavello: And that's how the main event for our upcoming show, "Redemption I" was set. Firestarter against the Shark Gang. That is all for today. Don't forget to watch our next "Rising" for we're bringing more exciting RPG fights and training from our siblings. See ya, dear fans.

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RPW "Redemption I: Firestarter vs. The Shark Gang" (The EBW Network  Edo TV / SouthOcean TV / EU Channel)
Onett Community Center

Special Six-Man Tag Team Match: Sal Paradise, Jamie O.D. & Destroyer A vs. Tiger Shark, Pogo Punk #1 & Pogo Punk #2

Hailey Havok: Breaking news! Dougie Mach is injured and possibly badly. The self proclaimed Chaos King and former Havok World Champion blacked out during a match with current champ Trevor Mach, and was quickly rushed to the hospital. The cause seems to be a severe concussion from the match at Megabrawl II, and the renegade has been competing in the E1 against Doctor's orders. The prognosis has caught up with Dougie, and he's possibly spending time on the shelf to recover. Trevor visited Dougie in the hospital today...



Trevor Mach: Hey Dougie, are you conscious in there? Are you hearing me? I was told you weren't allowing anyone in to see you, especially me. That's fine with me, but you're going to hear what I have to say. That was pretty stupid brah, but stupid seems to run in the family and I can't blame you for that. I honestly hope you get out of here soon, and we can have another match on my terms, and my terms will be that you fight without Egotrip. I know that might not seem like the best idea to you, but I'm afraid I'm taking the issue out of your hands. I'm going to war with your Egotrip, and I don't intend to do it alone cousin. Don't like it? You better get your ass out of here and do something about it then. See ya soon.

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Hailey Havok: Elsewhere, the Egotrip was discussing the ramifications of the injury, and what it means for the group and the E1.



Troy: I want in dammit! You're going to pick me because I'm Troy!

Lukie: Both of us should've been in the E1 in the first place!

Little Mac: Calm down, both of you. The Egotrip is not going to argue about this matter. I told you all to trust me. We would be an organized force and get what we want as long as we aim for the same goals and do our part. Fighter Daron is on the shelf thanks to Simon Stuart so he can't retake his spot, but we'll deal with that in due time. The Alpha Betas have to focus on regaining the tag belts, and Randy no Kachi is our choice to hunt Grind and the TV Title. Subculture, we want you to take over for Dougie Mach and bring Egotrip the E1.

Subculture: I want that E1 win, and I'm going to get it. That's the Reality Check the other participants are going to have to realize. I'm in!

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Hailey Havok: Meanwhile, the new Tag Team Champions were having a celebration of sorts, but not one Akinan was expecting.



Akinan: ....no....no....NO!

Tack Angel, Cure Danny, Dastardly Duo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Akinan: How the hell did you figu-

Kyo: Friend! Birthday!

Akinan: Son of a bitch! Dammit Kyo, I'm a lone wolf. I don't celebrate birthdays....with ANYONE!

Tack Angel: But....I got you a gift certificate to Bed, Bath, and-

Akinan: Why would you do that Tack!? Seriously?! Do I look like I shop at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?!

Tack Angel: .....They have nice nik naks! My wife takes me to-

Akinan: Enough! I'm not sticking around for this embarrassing display! Nothing can keep me here!

Kyo: Cake!

Akinan: .....Almost nothing can keep me here! I'll be having that cake now.....dammit.

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We're live at the Threed Circus Grounds for another episode of Xcite and the next set of matches for the E-1 Climax. So far we've seen Hashim Al-Singh become the point leader at 5 points as he hopes to stay in the lead. In the middle we have a wild pack of 4 pointers who could take the lead at any time with a win including 3'dPW's Duster, AGES's 3RC Marcus, as well as EBW's Firebrand & Magnum PT. In 6th Place we have Zealstraillia Veteran Dem Bones who's only win so far has been a huge upset over Marcus. 7th sees Gear with a big draw against Duster that was seemingly inspired by his new rival Firebrand. Lastly we have the Purple Perfectionist at 0 points, having lost every match, can Noah get out of his slump?

The opening match saw Eagleland's Vice and Patriot Magnum PT go against AGES's Speed Star, Gear. Magnum, the elder between the two, took control early on with grounding attacks and holds, focusing on trying to take out the legs of Gear. Just as Magnum grasped hold, getting ready to deliver a Mustache Ride, Gear slipped out and bounced off the ropes to deliver a shocking headbutt to Magnum's head, knocking both out for a Double KO Countout. As a draw, this gives both men a point as well as a trip to the Medic Room.


Noah: w00t, I need help. I've been on such a losing streak. I don't know what to do anymore.

w00t: It is an unfortunate circumstance that you are in, and the HDICs are not happy about it.

Noah: I know, I'm trying hard out there, but I just can't do it anymore.

w00t: Maybe this can be of motivation, if you can't make it into the top 4 of the EBW Block. The HDICs have given me the authority to fire you.

Noah: What?

w00t: The group you are in is called Perfection for a reason, we want the Perfection of wrestling. Utter failures will not be tolerated. Are we clear?

Noah: ... Crystal.

Next saw a big match as 3'dPW's Duster faced off against EBW's Firebrand X. With the match being in Duster's home promotion, the crowd was firmly behind Duster to get the win, motivating Duster as he went on the attack. Duster had Firebrand in the Wall Staples submission, but Firebrand refused to tap and was able to muscle out of it with great strength. This surprised Duster enough for Firebrand to land the Crash Fire Buster to win.


To break for the great E-1 Action we had an Infinity Tag match between the Infinity Champion Tad Sugiyama and Bolshoi against 3'dPW's top Tag Team, Lucas & Fuel. Having taken care of their differences long ago, the Tazmily Village Duo took it to the EBW pair, with Fuel pinning Bolshoi after a Ring of Fire 450.

The fourth match saw another E-1 match that saw EBW's Eagleland Champion take on AGES's 3RC, Marcus in a Champion vs Champion match up. In a surprising back and forth contest, both men fought hard but after Hashim tried to make Marcus tap in the Camel Clutch, Marcus fought out and roll up Hashim into a pin but Hashim kicked out. As Marcus was painfully getting up, Yvgeny Darronofsky showed up to distract the ref to allow a chairshot by Hashim on the in-pain Marcus to get the victory and two points.


Our Main Event saw Noah Jennings try to get on the comeback trail against Dem Bones. In a surprise by all, Dem had control of the majority of the match and almost got the win after a Deathblow, but Noah's unconscious body had a leg under the ropes to break up the pin. Dem tried setting up more Multi-Strikes but Noah surprised him with a Backslide pin and got the victory! Noah's on the board and is not longer alone in last, can he make the top 4?

EBW Xcite
Threed Circus Grounds
The EBW Network

1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Gear [2] vs Magnum PT [5] went to a Double KO Countout
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Firebrand X [6] beat Duster [4] via Crash Fire Buster
3. Infinity Tag: Lucas & Fuel beat Tad Sugiyama & Bolshoi via Ring of Fire 450
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Hashim Al-Singh [7] beat Marcus [4] via Chair Shot
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Noah Jennings [2] beat Dem Bones [2]


Ana: Guys... I'm thinking about retiring back to Snowman back west.

Llyod: What?

Ana: I just can't do it anymore, I've been waiting for Ninten to remember us and visit us, but he's forgotten us. He probably has another girl and is living it up in FXE. Me wrestling more to get his attention isn't working.

Llyod: Ana...

Teddy: You know Ana, I've been feeling the same. I'm gonna go back to Valentine and go back to singing at The Live Show and hang out with the Bla Bla Gang.

Llyod: Teddy, not you too!

Teddy: Ah come on Llyod, Ninten ain't comin' back for us.

???: Oh yeah, Ninten. That guy's pretty cool.

Ana: I'm sorry, can we help you?

???: Oh sorry, I was eavesdropping, I'm your waitress Violet. I just heard you saying Ninten, right? I bet you're all excited about the news?

Teddy: What news?

Violet: Oh? You didn't hear? Ninten's coming back to EBW!

Llyod: He... he is?!

Violet: Oh yeah, I heard he's meeting up with the EBW crew in Euroland for the rest of the E-1 tournament.

Llyod: That's great! ... Too bad he isn't coming to see us...

Violet: Yeah, that is too bad. It's also just as bad for us here too.

Ana: What do you mean?

Violet: Well, we got tickets here for our house band DCMC to perform at the finals for the E-1 but they can't make it there in time as they got a gig back home at Club Titiboo in the Nowhere Islands.

Llyod: That's too bad, miss.

Violet: Yeah it is, oh well, you guys can have these tickets then to Euroland and go see that Ninten guy!

Violet slaps the tickets onto the table.

Teddy: Lady! Are you serious?!

Violet: Sure, it seems as though you really wanted to meet that guy. I'm sure he's important to you.

Ana: He is!

Violet: Then go! And say hi for me, will ya?

Llyod: You betcha'! Oh wow!

Ana, Llyod, & Teddy rush off to go pack for their trip to Euroland with the EBW crew as Violet goes back to washing tables. A shadowy figure appears near the staging.


???: Thanks Kumatora.

Violet: No problem Lucky... Duster...

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! The E1 Climax continues, with- oh my is that?

Little Mac: Dougie? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be-

Dougie Mach: NO! I'll do the talking! What the hell is going on here?

Subculture: They said you might be down for the count so I tagged in. I've stepped up to take the E1 spot.

Dougie Mach: I can't have that Subculture. No one takes the spot of the Chaos King.

Little Mac: But they said you were injured and shouldn't compete, and we need to think about your health and the future of Eg-

Dougie Mach: I AM IN THE E1! THEY ARE NOOOOOOT GOING TO TAKE ME OOOOOOUT OF THE E1! IS THAT A PROBLEM SUBBIE!?

Subculture: If you were anyone else....yeah....I'd have a big problem. But let it not be said that street dog can't have SOME loyalty. You want to man the rest of the E1 out, I'm not going to stand in your way. However, if that E1 leads to the title, you keep an eye right here, because I intend to be next in line......for the good of the group of course.

Dougie Mach: ....Of course.

Little Mac: Dougie, don't do this! I can't have my clients getting themselves killed in the ring!

Dougie Mach: Not very marketable that way? Don't worry Mac, you're not going to see a death. I'm just getting fucking started!

Little Mac: Why didn't you stop him Subculture?

Subculture: .....Above my pay grade....that's what we'll go with.



Tack Angel: Hey Trevor I- hey....what's going on here?

Trevor Mach: Just having a talk with our old pal Larmore. Got some plans.....BIG plans.....did you need something?

Tack Angel: Yeah I was just-

Trevor Mach: Gonna ask what my big plans are?

Tack Angel: ....No...they are your plans. None of my business unless you want to tell me I guess.

Trevor Mach: Oh Tack of little faith, you'll know soon enough. Mwahahaha.

Tack Angel: Great. So anyways, I've got some interesting news. Dougie's out of the hospital. He's here in the Danger Zone. Our match is on tonight.

Trevor Mach: Oh wow....he actually came back. Impressive....stupid.....but impressive!

Tack Angel: Impressive? If you say so. I'm not as likely to kick a concussed man in the head as you are. I want to win this E1, one of the biggest things to elude me in my career, but I don't like having to face an injured man. I gotta try and get ready for this. Gotta try and get my edge back before I-

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack, the Dreamcast SUCKS! Gamecube was better!

Tack Angel: ..........The fuck did you just say!?

Trevor Mach: Use it in the ring!

Tack Angel: .....*grumble grumble*

Trevor Mach: See ya buddy! So yeah, Larmore.....what do you think....about getting the band back together.



Anwin: Based Anwin here, I've been making some waves lately. You might have seen my series with Tack Angel. You might have seen my match and victory against Havok World Champion Trevor Mach. This E1 Climax is launching me into world view and bringing me up to the main event tier that I belong in. When you're this Based it's only a matter of time. *wink*



The E1 Climax returns to the Danger Zone for another week of big tournament action! The stakes are rising as are the points, but so far it's still anyone's tournament to win. The points are close and action is competitive. Would this be the night someone would break off from the pack, or would it just get that much closer?

Havok World Champion Trevor Mach opened the show against the Television Champion Grind, in a champion versus champion prelude to a possible title match between the two later on. Grind's been scouting Mach, and it was obvious in this contest, with the masked man going high risk and trying to avoid the knees and elbows, while Trevor tried to keep Grind off his skates and onto the ground for submission attempts. Grind almost got the upset with a Sling Blade, but a kick out lead to a Rolling SSP attempt that was blocked with knees, followed by Trevor getting up for the Macha Ye. 1-2-Kickout! The knee ripped through Grind's mask, but the TV champ didn't stay down. More back and forth lead to a stunning time limit draw in the opening match! Great contest, with Mach fist bumping Grind, who quickly skated out of the ring right past Hailey Havok, who missed out on another interview. The Havok World Champion chased after him.



Trevor Mach: Whoa! Hold up there Grinder!

Grind: .....

Trevor Mach: You don't talk much, and that's cool. I do more than enough talking for the both of us. Listen, I've got a proposition for you. I've seen what you can do and I think you've stepped up your game, made things unpredictable, and I like that. After that awesome beating we just laid on each other I can't think of a better choice for this.

Based Anwin started off amazingly strong in the E1 only to suffer two straight losses, but the Based one bounced back against Dat Heart of Ishihiro Tomo. A brutal back and forth saw Anwin get the last laugh with the Based Bomber, on a Tomo that had already kicked out of two prior. The third did the trick, with Anwin back in the running to win it all.

Perfy of FXE on the other hand started off weak, but is now bounding back into the competition, with a hard fought win over Simon Stuart. The old school strong style specialist, was looking for a Backdrop, when Perfy countered out of nowhere with the Show Off to score a quick roll up pin and the win. Stuart showed respect after the match, as FXE's Perfect Man is proving be can hang in the E1.



New Havok Tag Team Champions AkiKyo joined up with Cure Danny today to take on Egotrip's Alpha Betas and Little Mac in 6-Man tag action. Akinan's grit and edgy demeanor didn't meld well with Cure Danny's sense of justice and friendship, leading to the Alpha Betas taking advantage, with the jock bully Lukie trapping Cure Danny in the Noogie until he verbally submitted.

The main event was a controversial one, as Dougie Mach refused to bow out of the E1, and returned concussion and all to take on one of the point leaders Tack Angel, who for some reason was decked out in pink DCMC merch today. Action packed bout, but Tack Angel didn't seem to be all in, as he avoided head kicks in the early going, focusing more on low and mid kicks, to try and take Dougie off of his feet. The Chaos King snapped and demanded that Tack kick him over and over in the head in a show of Mach self destructive behavior. Dougie took kick after kick, but when one kick took him to his knees Tack hesitated, with Dougie taking advantage by rolling up Tack for the near fall. Dougie took over and landed his Dynamic DDT before picking up Tack for the Vertebreaker followed by the pin. Dougie Mach survives and jumps back near the top of this heavily competitive series. It is still anyone's game!



Havok: Chaos TV! E1 Climax VIII!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. E1 Climax Havok Block: Trevor Mach[5] vs. Grind[3] Time Limit Draw
2. E1 Climax Havok Block: Anwin[4] beat Ishihiro Tomo[4] via Based Bomber -> Pin
3. E1 Climax Havok Block: Perfect Man[4] beat Simon Stuart[3] via Show Off -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: Troy/Lukie[o]/Little Mac beat Akinan/Kyo/Cure Danny[x] via Noogie -> Submission
5. E1 Climax Havok Block: Dougie Mach[4] beat Tack Angel[5] via Vertebreaker

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EBW arrived in Euroland to the Fantasy Zone Arena for the final stretch of the E-1 Climax, we're a few nights away from the E-1 Finals in the Ninteldo Empire, but there are two stops till then for EBW and tonight is one of them.

The opening contest saw point leader Hashim face off against Zealstraillia Veteran Dem. Hashim had full control of the match, putting a lot of pressure on Dem's Bones. Dem however fought back with some Multi-Strikes and got in a Deathblow but it wasn't enough as Hashim kicked out. Dem seemingly not getting enough of a combo in to get a powerful enough Deathblow, tried an all-out Holy Strike but the bell rang as the time limit ran out, giving both men a point.

Next match saw two of EBW's top stars go at it in the Triangle Ring as Firebrand X faced off against the need-to-win Noah. Noah, with a fire on his ass, went full force on Firebrand and tried to get a quick win, but Firebrand fought back and got the win with a Crash Fire Buster. Noah, in distress, is now dependent on not only himself, but everyone in the EBW block, to keep his job.

To break from E-1 Action, EBW had a 3-Way fight that had AGES' Joe Pencil, AGES' Dogma Mask, & EBW's IGA. All three men went at it and IGA seemed to have it in the bag with a Vampire Killer on Dogma Mask, but Joe threw out IGA from the ring and got the pin on Dogma Mask to get the win.

The fourth match went back to E-1 action as 3'dPW's Duster faced off against EBW's Magnum PT, Magnum went hard against the uneven legged Duster and almost got the win with a Superplex but Duster kicked out. Duster then tried a spinning heel kick but Magnum ducked and hit the Mustache Ride for the victory and two points.


Our main event saw the rematch AGES fans have been clamoring for, Marcus vs Gear. Ever since Gear lost that title match against Marcus, he's been trying to get back on the hunt, but today was not that day as Marcus easily controlled the match and dominated Gear, wearing him down and Mushroom Stomping him for the win.

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1. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Dem Bones [3] vs Hashim Al-Singh [8] went to a draw
2. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Firebrand X [8] beat Noah Jennings [2] via Crash Fire Buster
3. 3 Way Fight: Joe Pencil beat Dogma Mask, IGA via lateral press
4. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Magnum PT [7] beat Duster [4] via Mustache Ride
5. E-1 Climax EBW Block: Marcus [6] beat Gear [2] via Mushroom Stomp

The E1 Climax is over, but with the final days of Summer winding down, the renegades of Havok have one final day of the Summer Camp Series left. Havok traveled back to a new hot bed for live outdoor shows, the Fourside Clocktower, where the first fallout from the E1 Climax would be felt. The show opened with a battered and bruised Havok World Champion Trevor Mach limping his way to the ring. A heroes ovation for the man who put his reputation as Havok's champion on the line in the E1.

Trevor Mach: Don't worry guys, it's alright. I feel worse than I look.....wait....no that's right. This shit hurts man, but that's not why I'm out here. I have to talk about that kick ass E1 Climax we were all apart of just the other day. We all went to war, and it definitely reminded me that I have to step up my game as Havok World Champion, cause it looked like anyone could beat anyone in that tournament. That's why we're the best because of this roster or renegades, and that's why I'm proud to be the Havok World Champion. Haven't really had a chance to talk since winning this belt and I just want to say that-

Subculture: You're a disgrace!

At that point Little Mac and Subculture made their way out to the ring, flanked by an injured Fighter Daron looming on the outside.

Trevor Mach: I'm sorry, I listen to my rock a little too loudly, you want to say that again?

Subculture: I said you're a disgrace!

Little Mac: Egotrip never would have made that title look so badly, by participating in the tournament.

Trevor Mach: That just means you got no balls Mac! I bled for this belt, and I sweat for this belt. Just look at me, I'm a mess, and I did it all for the belt, and the chance to win the E1.

Subculture: Yeah, and you couldn't even do that! You're pathetic.

Trevor Mach: I'd rather have said I tried and failed than not tried at all. In this tournament I fought the best of the best. Anwin that Based Bastard rocked me in the opening round. Grind took me to my limit, and my oh my DAT HEART of Ishihiro Tomo! Everyone takes some hits now and then. It's about what you do about it. I choose to give the people what they want, and what the renegades who beat me deserved. That doesn't involve hearing you bitches complain. I got plans for my cousin's Egotrip. Where is he anyways?

Little Mac: The heart of the Egotrip is being forced to recover. He proved his point and showed everyone why he is truly the better Mach. On the other hand Trevor, I hear that Tack Angel is at home recovering as well. That means you're a little outnumbered right now.

Trevor Mach: I wouldn't say that. Anwin.....Ishi....let's do this.

At that point Anwin and Ishihiro Tomo, two of the renegades to go over the champ made their way out to back him up.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Two of the best renegades in Havok right behind me, you want to go we can go, but I have a better idea. This is the last day of the Summer Camp Series, and we should go out with a bang! I'm still standing, and I'm looking to get back some stature as your Havok World Champion....and I'm going to do that by doing something really stupid. In the main event, I'm going to put the Havok World Championship on the line against both of those crazy sons of guns, but I'm not done there. I'd give a shot to Grind, but he's putting the TV Title on the line tonight against a member of your Egotrip, so I'm going to challenge a member of Egotrip as well. I think you know who it is.

Subculture: You're guaranteeing your loss by putting me in-

Trevor Mach: Little Mac!

Subculture: WHAT?!

Little Mac: WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: You heard me! You belted me in the back of head at the Amphitheater, and so now I want a chance to bury this knee into your face. Do you accept?

Little Mac: .....I'll win the title for Egotrip, and hand it to its rightful owner, the better Mach.

Trevor Mach: Keep telling yourself that! BOOSH!



Opening contest saw Dangerous Dan take on Jimmy Bar, with Dan looking impressive over Jimmy Bar. It's easy to beat Jimmy Bar for most of the roster, but Dan made it look impressive, taking the big man off his feet with his Dangerous Rage and locking in the Ankle Submission to score the win.

Despite the Alpha Betas demanding the #1 Contender spot for tag belts, they were not apart of a tag battle between Muscle Science and Volt for the #1 spot. Since Volt came in, they have been locking to show they have the more impressive science and wrestling, but that normally meant dirty tactics. This time, Muscle Science brought a back up plan of their own, with the arrival of a new female member to the team. This leggy lady, clad in blue and white pulled Mazenda out of the ring as she tried to interfere, which distracted Ashura long enough for Degrees to land his PhDDT and score the win. Who is this mystery girl of super science?



Grind put his Television Championship on the line against Ditch, with many other would be contenders watching in wait, as the title now means a ticket to a World title shot. Grind was looking worse for wear after the E1, but managed to avoid a Bootlegger and outside interference to land the Sling Blade of Ditch and make his first defense. When asked by Hailey Havok when Grind would trade in for the World Title shot, the masked lucha blader simply batted the title and walked off.



The Action Movie Superstar Jackson Kain opened his match complaining about not getting into the E1 and missing out on the spotlight. Defender of justice, friendship, and smiles Cure Danny tried to talk to him about the importance of being selfless, but ate a swift kick for his trouble. Jackson Kain and Cure Danny pulled out all the stops, and all the wire work the budget would allow, before Koichi Sakamoto shone a bright light from his camera in Cure Danny's face, leading to the Jackson Kain landing the Summer Blockbuster and the pin.

Main event time, as the Havok World Champion did what he said he was going to do, which was something very stupid, but putting the belt on the line against Anwin, Ishihiro Tomo, and Little Mac while completely thrashed from the E1 Climax. What looked to be a death sentence for his reign turned out to be a clever idea, as Mach held his own by not being the sole target of the match. With one pin meaning the belt, Anwin, Tomo, and Mac battled each other as well. Exciting action from all involved, with Anwin and Tomo showing they deserved to be in the match, but they too were hurting badly from the E1. Match came to a close with a series of finishers leading to Mac missing a KO Punch and eating a head butt that sent him to his knees followed by the Macha Ye and the pin before Anwin and Tomo could stop it. Impressive displays by the two young dynamos, but Mach pulled off the win and capped off the Summer Camp Series with his first defense. After the match, Trevor was telling Tomo and Anwin they still deserved title shots when Egotrip started to attack all the men in the ring. Tomo and Anwin were laid out, but Trevor backed up the steps of the clocktower, where Grind and Larmore appeared, clad in the same jacket as the Havok World Champion.

Trevor Mach: I told you I had plans for Egotrip Mac! You tell Dougie we're going to war with you and your Egotrip. I'm bringing the band back together, with a few new members, but all the better for us to kick your collective ego driven asses. Reality Gangsters, here's your reality check. The Unbreakables are back bitches! BOOSH!



Officially Unofficial Unbreakables Theme



Havok: Summer Camp Series Final Day
Fourside Clocktower
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1. Singles: Dangerous Dan beat Jimmy Bar via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. #1 Contender Tag: Doctor Degrees[o]/Jeff Andonuts beat Dr. Kemp/Dr. Ashura[x] via PhDDT -> Pin
3. Havok Television Championship: Grind(c) beat Ditch via Sling Blade -> Pin -> 1st Defense
4. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Cure Danny via Summer Blockbuster -> Pin
5. Havok World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) beat Anwin, Ishihiro Tomo, and Little Mac[x] via Macha Ye -> Pin -> 1st Defense



Amy Angel: Tack? You feeling alright?

Tack Angel: Yeah honey, just a bit sore. Those guys were insane to have competed today!

Amy Angel: They could still walk. You need to take care of yourself! You're a father now.

Tack Angel: I know, that's why I stayed home, but I need to be around for Chaos TV! Trevor's going nuts, wrestling injured and putting the belt on the line at a live show? He gave that match away out of nowhere to be unpredictable! I don't know what he's-

Amy Angel: Just worry about yourself babe. Worry about our family.

Tack Angel: Our family....is bigger than just the three of us.

Amy Angel: I know...I know I understand. Goodnight Tack.

Tack Angel: Goodnight Amy.

-Hours Later-

Tack Angel: Trevor....I know you're there. I have no intention of turning the light on. Look, I watched the show and I know that your brought back the Unbreakables. This time I want to let you know that I'm in. I'm not too big on the whole biker gang thing, but I was never too big on the 80's either and Justice 87 became an awesome tag team. So I'm with you this time. Please, just do me a favor? Don't freak me or Amy out? The baby is asleep and I would appreciate it if you would just g-

*CRASH*

Christina Angel: WAAAAAAAH!

Tack Angel: *sigh* .....Just had to trip didn't you buddy?

Trevor Mach: *whispers* Sorry.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Here we go.

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Breaking News: Gumbie Hospitalized in Critical Condition



This scene was the aftermath of an incident that happened at the last FXE show. Gumbie was seen laying in a pool of red and green liquid, assumingly its blood. It is unknown who or what cause this incident but the case is still being investigated. It was reported that there were two witnesses on the scene. But the two witnesses whereabouts and identities are unknown.

In other news, here is some more Buddy System entries due to the new additions to the roster:

Hair Raisers (Lightning Mullet & Flat Top Ron)
The Cousins (Ecliff & Morris)
Fourside-Bound (Poo & Picky Minch)
Fast Power (Nemesis & Mystic Blaze)
Area 51 (Maya Inca Boy & Codysseus)
Generic Bananas (Mr. Plain & Gorilla)
The Breakfast Club (Pudding & Cheese)

and now an announcement from Don Panini.

Panini: People of FXE. I will announce that FXE 45 will be a special night. A night where men reach for the brass ring...literally. You know what that means....the return of the Rise or Fall match. Oh but its not just one...not two...not three...but four! That's right, four matches. We will taking part inside the Danger Zone and every championship is on the line, the Rising Championship, the Double Trouble Championship, and the FXE Championship. For the FXE Championship, the following competitors will compete: The champion, Fergus, Professor Ahmad, Oog, Perfect Man, Poo and a vacant spot.  Who's filling that vacant spot? Easy, because two men will have an opportunity of a lifetime. Tack Angel will fight for the spot against his toughest opponent ever in FXE, Mr. Plain in a rematch of the greatest FXE match ever! If Mr. Plain or Tack wins, they get the last spot in the FXE Title match. However, if Tack loses, Tack will be forever banned from FXE. So after all that, you might wonder what's the fourth match? Simple, the return of the Ca$h Money! Like the first match, eight men will compete to grab the Ca$h Money briefcase for a chance at any championship he wants at any time. Confirmed thus far for the match are: Amigo, Giff Hoyt and the most impressive of the newcomers, Morris. This leads me to the Tack vs. Plain match. If Plain loses, he will still have a chance by being qualified for the Ca$h Money match. There will be other qualifying match for the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall match throughout FXE 34...

*ring ring*

Panini: What the...Oh geez not him...WHAT?

Perfect Man: If  you really wanna perma-ban Tack Angel, you might as well pair him up against the guy he NEVER beaten before...PERFECT MAN!

Panini: Not a chance! Knowing you, your ass will lose on purpose just to spite me!

Perfect Man: You are probably right...

Panini: I am always right!

Perfect Man: You should still change that match and put Perfect Man in there. Perfect Man has a PERFECT record against Tack!

Panini: Screw you! No! You know what, I'll just put you in a match with Fergus!

Perfect Man: Don't matter to Perfect Man. Perfect Man has beaten him too. Might as well, make it for the title buddy.

Panini: Accept the match as is or you too will be perma-banned!! Meaning you'll be out of a job!

Perfect Man: You bastard...

FXE 34: Ascension Qualitfication
FXE Arena
1. FXE Title Rise or Fall Preview: Perfect Man vs. Fergus
2. FXE Title Rise or Fall Qualifier: Tack Angel vs. Mr. Plain

FXE 35: Ascension 2
Danger Zone
1. FXE Rising Title Rise or Fall Match: Black Cena vs. ?
2. FXE Double Trouble Title Rise or Fall Match: Adam DA & Chris J vs. ?
3. FXE Ca$h Money 8Man Rise or Fall Match: Giff Hoyt vs. Morris vs. Amigo vs. ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. ?
4. FXE Title Rise or Fall Match: Fergus vs. Perfect Man vs. Poo vs. Oog vs. Professor Ahmad vs. Winner of Mr. Plain/Tack Angel

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Shocking news from the E-1 Climax as it's winner Firebrand X, after he just beat Trevor Mach in the finals, was arrested by Ninteldo Security Soldiers. The Ninteldo Empire has refused to release any word on the status of Firebrand X's arrest and has also deported the EBW Crew out of the country. The Segua Kingdom has taken them in for refuge until they are ready to move on. EBW's Temporary Head, Mike Haggar announced that the EBW Crew will be returning to Eagleland as soon as possible, and that EBW will hire the best lawyer they know to defend Firebrand X for his possible trial.

Haggar also announed that in two weeks, EBW's next Sunday Special will be headlined by the previously announced 3-Way Fight for the EBW World, EBW Animus, & 3'dPW Openspecies Championships between respective Champions Ness, Flying Man, & Salsa. To answer the question of how the match will work, is simple, Salsa can win either EBW title; Flying Man, having competed with humans before, will be able to win either the EBW World or 3'dPW Openspecies, while Ness can only win the 3'dPW Openspecies title not the EBW Animus, so if he beats Flying Man, no title will change hands. Quite the oppertunity for Flying Man as he has a chance of becoming one of the few in EBW history to have 6 or more Defences of which only gained by wrestlers like Firebrand X, Magnum PT, Kinniku Mike, & Trevor Mach.

Comming soon, we'll have special profiles of some of our International Visitors and their backstory. An exclusive here on the EBW Network!

We are also very excited to announce officially the return of Ninten to EBW! Ninten is set to return to EBW action at the very next Xcite as he teams with 3'dPW's Lucas and the EBW World Champion Ness in a Trios Match against 3'dPW's Teddy, Llyod, & Duster in a match that Ninten specially requested. Also set for the next Xcite is a special Tag Match that was done in an agreement with AGES Pro Wrestling's Owner The Manager, as Twin Rings of Saturn Champions Fungus & Biff take on the EBW Tag Team Champions, the EBW Typhoon, in a Champion vs Champion Non-Title match. All this and more on Xcite!

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Champions vs Champions Tag: Kinniku Mike & Swift vs Fungus & Biff
Trios: Ness, Ninten, & Lucas vs Teddy, Llyod, & Duster

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Hailey Havok: Big news Renegades! While the E1 may be over, the action never stops. We've gotten big news that the greatest hero on Earth is coming to Havok! No, I'm not exaggerating that like when certain people say that a particular show is the biggest show in the history of said company every week. No, I'm talking about the real greatest hero on Earth. Mr. Satan, the man that saved the Earth from Cell many years ago in the Cell Games, is coming out of retirement to join the Renegades of Havok! No seriously, this isn't a joke. I'm serious! I know it's crazy to think that the greatest hero ever could be fighting alongside the renegades, but it's true! No really! Look, we've got the footage you need to see right here!






Mr. Satan: HAHA! It is I, the greatest hero the world has ever seen! The man with the power too sweet to be sour! The universe trembles before the might of Mr. Satan! Years ago I defeated Cell with my bare hands and minimal effort! Now, I'm coming back to the fighting world to grapple with the best renegades on the planet! They are but a mere solar system in the universe of Mr. Hercule Satan, but I will do them the honor of showing them what a true hero of the people and champion is really capable of! Ahahaha! Look out renegades, cause Mr. Satan is coming for yooooooou! And....I'll do all of that....as soon as I figure out a way to get down from here. Oh, is the camera still on? AHAHA! I was merely joking just then. I can easily jump to the ground from this height because of how powerful and agile I am! I'd show you, but you'll have to wait to see what I can do with the Havok brand! Ahahaha! Cut the camera...cut it!

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Hailey Havok: Earth is saved! In other news, The Havok World Champion Trevor Mach has reformed his Unbreakables stable, and after going against doctor's orders to compete and put his title on the line at the end of the Summer Camp Series, Ryan IQ had many questions for Mach.



Ryan IQ: Trevor! Stop! We need to talk!

Trevor Mach: Hey it's Wayne Newton!

Ryan IQ: No, it's me...the boss of Havok remember?

Trevor Mach: Ry Ry! I'm a little busy right now. Gotta get my bike out of storage and-

Ryan IQ: Hey, I know you're bringing back the Unbreakables and that's great. That's compelling television seeing Unbreakables go to war with Egotrip. I want to talk about that unscheduled main event. You weren't cleared to wrestle. Anwin and Tomo weren't either. I had to force Dougie and Tack Angel to take the day off. Don't make me do the same to you and the others.

Trevor Mach: Ry Ry, are you mad? Cause that would make two of us. Look you would tell me not to come to work and I wouldn't listen you know that, so why bother! Come on brah, I had to do it. It was a big show, and I wanted to shake off my losses in the E1. Anwin and Tomo deserved the match. They deserve a match at 100% too. I want one of them to be the #1 Contender.

Ryan IQ: I was considering that, and I'm going to give them a chance to get that spot. A 4 man tournament on Chaos TV! will determine your next opponent. How does that sound?

Trevor Mach: Sounds great Ry Ry! See ya!

Ryan IQ: Hey wait! We need to....hey....Trevor.....well alright then....glad we had this talk.....did we have a talk?

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Hailey Havok: I'm still excited about Mr. Satan, but we have plenty of other news today! Muscle Science has added a new member to their team. A female scientist turned wrestler from Edo named Megumi. Muscle Science held a team meeting to discuss the threat of Volt today, let's watch!



Jeff Andonuts: So uh....Degrees, why'd you hold out on this beautifully genius Megumi all this time.

Doctor Degrees: What are you talking about? I brought her up all the time, asking if you thought we'd need some help. You were too focused with science.

Jeff Andonuts: .....Yeah.....that's a strong possibility. I do love science. Welcome to the team Megumi!

Megumi: Thank you Mr. Andonuts, I'm honored to get the opportunity.

Jeff Andonuts: So where did you two meet?

Doctor Degrees: We worked and studied together on Acadamia Island when we were younger. We were on the verge of amazing scientific breakthroughs when a mysterious attacked the island. Many of our friends died, and I was unable to save them, but Megumi and I managed to escape.

Megumi: That's why I've been in such a hurry to get here. I have important news to tell you. Kemp, Ashura, and Mazenda are actually students of Academia Island, and they joined with the force that attacked the island....that force.....

Jeff Andonuts: Volt?

Doctor Degrees: Volt.

Jeff Andonuts: Gadzooks! Now they have come here to conquer wrestling with evil science!

Doctor Degrees: Naturally, that is exactly what an evil organization bent on using evil science to control the world WOULD do!

Megumi: What should we do to stop volt?

Doctor Degrees: It's simple. We fight science with-

Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE!

Doctor Degrees: Yeah! Potentially wrestling too...since we're like wrestlers now and all.

Jeff Andonuts: YEAH! WRESTLING TOO!

Doctor Degrees: YEAH!

Megumi: YEAH!

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Hailey Havok: A final news story renegades takes us outside the Dusty Dunes Desert, where an explosion has caused a traffic jam heading back into town. Why is this news? Well AkiKyo caused it.



Akinan: ......That's the last time I let you drive.

Kyo: .....Fire.

Akinan: Yeah....a lot of it....I think the rental car is in there too. No way I'm getting that deposit back now. I was more than happy to travel alone but noooooo! You had to insist didn't you? Oh sure teams HAVE to travel together right?

Kyo: Team.....together.

Akinan: *sigh* Luckily, I got some money. We can take a bus back to the Danger Zone and make it for Cha-

?: Excuse me, but did you say you're going to the Danger Zone.

Akinan: Yeah. We're in fact on the highway to the Danger Zone. What's it to you?

?: That was a fantastic pun just then. Nice fire by the way, I bet your "burning up" about losing your rental though.

Akinan: Hahanotfunnyhaha, you still didn't answer my question.

?: The name is Nobuhara, but you can call me Nosan!

Akinan: Great, but how about I call you nothing and just walk away. Hey wait, that's a great idea.

Nosan: But I'm going where you're going. You're looking at Havok's newest wrestler.......and janitor.

Akinan: And what now?

Nosan: .....Janitor.

Akinan: Odd combination of jobs there.

Nosan: Well it's what I do for my day job. I'm a janitor and handy man. Ryan IQ said I could wrestle as long as I work for the job!

Akinan: You're going to work....so you can wrestle.....you're getting screwed aren't you?

Nosan: Can I come with you guys? I'll hold your bags!

Kyo: Nosan.....friend.

Akinan: Oh sure why not!? Making friends left and right, that's what I'm here for right?! Whatever!

Nosan: I'll carry the baggage, while you seem to be able to handle the "naggage". Haha!

Akinan: Yeah....you're not going to do that the whole time are you?

-



*After SPARKLE MAX went off the air, Jenny James was confronted backstage by Mia....*



Mia: JENNY! WAIT UP!

Jenny James: What do you want, dawg?

Mia: I just wanted a few comments on why you attacked Lady M's tonight.

Jenny James: Oh, don't play dumb to everybody Mia. You know EXACTLY why I attacked her.

Mia: *Thinks for a moment* Oh, right. I guess I do.

Jenny James: AND you knew what would happen after you told me, didn't you?

Mia: *Smiling* Of course, I did. Why do you think I told you in the first place. *Laughs to herself* So what happens next?

Jenny James: Next? *Laughs to herself* Oh, you'll just have to watch SPARKLE MAX to find out.

Mia: Can't wait.

Jenny James: I bet you can't. Oh and Mia....

Mia: Yes, Jenny?

Jenny James: *Smiling big* Thanks for the information. *Extends hand*

Mia: *Smiles and shakes Jenny's hand* Not a problem at all. Just remember you owe me one.

Jenny James: Indeed. See ya around, dawg.

Mia: You got it, "dawg".

MEANWHILE BACKSTAGE, AS WELL....



Valerie Del Toro: Ladies, thanks again for you help again.

Rayne: Not a problem at all, Valerie.

Ariel: Yeah, making life miserable for Nikki Roxx is always fun. The money you paid us was just the icing on the cake.

Rayne: Yeah, but we appreciate it, nonetheless.

Valerie Del Toro: I figured as much. But sadly this is where our business relationship ends. I think I can handle Nikki Roxx on my own from here.

Rayne: You got it. But if you ever need our help again, you know where to find us.

Ariel: Yeah, we are on the same show after all.

*Rayne and Ariel now exit the scene. Valerie now looks into the camera and says....*

Valerie Del Toro: Nikki Roxx, as you can see, I just release the dogs from my service. I don't need their help anymore. And you may ask yourself why? Well it's quite simple really. If you want to face me again, it'll be on MY TERMS.....MIS CONDICIONES! So if you want to play ball again, I'll see you on SPARKLE MAX and give you the details of those terms. Espero verte luego.....hope to see you then.

*AND FINALLY, AT SPARKLE HQ....*

Nanimura: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Distorted Voice: I am here to deliver a message and.....*Pulls out package from under jacket* a gift.



Nanimura: A GIFT?! WHAT IS IT?!

Distorted Voice: I can't tell you that. It's not for you.

Nanimura: THEN WHO?

Distorted Voice: Calm down, will you? It's for Heather Mach.

Nanimura: She's not here.

Distored Voice: We know.

Nanimura: OF COURSE, YOU DO! YOU ATTACKED HER!

Distorted Voice: Yes, we did. And she had it coming.

Nanimura: WHAT?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Distorted Voice: In due time, but for now, that's all you need to know.

Nanimura: Oh, I see how it is now.

Distorted Voice: NO! YOU DON'T SEE AT ALL! Cause if you think we will only show up when she is not around, then you are all DEAD WRONG! WE ARE NOT COWARDS! WE ARE FAR FROM IT! AND....*Begins to leave* WE'LL BE SEEING YOU ALL AGAIN VERY SOON!

*The mysterious figure now leaves the office and Nanimura immediately tells the stunned and silent Lucca...*

Nanimura: Open the package, Lucca.

Lucca: Didn't they say to give it to Heather Mach?

Nanimura: I don't care what some skull-faced thug tells me to do. I am in charge around here. Now open it.

Lucca: Yes, sir.

*Lucca now opens the package and looks inside.*



Lucca: OH MY GOD!

*Lucca is completely shocked by what she sees and steps back from it as Nanimura tells her...*

Nanimura: What is it, Lucca? What's inside?

Lucca: That's just creepy, sir. I think I am gonna be sick.

*Nanimura now looks inside and is startled by what's inside too. Nanimura now tells Lucca....*

Nanimura: What the hell is going on around here, Lucca?

Lucca: I don't know, sir. *Long Pause* So what happens next?

Nanimura: Go find Heather Mach and bring her here. Maybe she can explain the message behind that "gift".

Lucca: Right away, sir.

*Lucca now leaves the office to go find Heather Mach.*

-



*The scene opens in the main office at SPARKLE HQ....*

Nanimura: So Heather, what's with the box?



Heather Mach: It's just a box of Skulls & Bones, sir.

Nanimura: Yes, I know that. But what does it all mean?

Heather Mach:  That's the name of the group that attacked me, Nani. They call themselves the Skulls & Bones.

Nanimura: Oh, I see.

Heather Mach: That's not all. They said they come from the closet.

Nanimura: The closet? What the fuck?

Lucca: Skulls & Bones? Closet? *Thinks for a moment* OH! You mean like skeletons in the closet?

Heather Mach: Exactly.

Nanimura: That's not good.

Lucca: No, that's not good at all, sir.

Nanimura: We need to stop this threat, before it gets outta hand.

Heather Mach: Just say the word, Nani.

Nanimura: Heather, you know you are still not medically cleared to wrestle though.

Heather Mach: Damn it.

Lucca: But that doesn't mean you can't call them out for a straight up fight.

Heather Mach: You're right, Lucca. And that's exactly, what I plan to do on SPARKLE MAX this week. Skulls & Bones want a fight. They can have one with me outside the arena. *Heather now leaves*

Nanimura: I can't believe you just did that, Lucca.

Lucca: What? You couldn't stop her from showing up again. This way it's out of our hands legally if she wants to fight them.

Nanimura: I suppose you are right. Good thinking, Lucca.

Lucca: No problem, sir.

*The scene now closes out from there.*

Venus: Hello folks, Venus here with the card for the next edition of SPARKLE MAX. Should be a fun episode too. What Lady M's do in retaliation for the attack last week by Jenny James? And what is Mia's role in all of this? So many questions need answering. Plus, the main event will be a "Challengers VS Champions" Tag Match with the new top contender to the Shining Star Championship, Erica teaming with 2K, the top contenders to the Twin Star Championship.


SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network
1.) Cat Power and Dixie Armstrong VS Aisha and Brandy Wine
2.) Taeler Hendrix VS Cherry Bomb
3.) M's Style and Jessica VS The Beautiful People (Angel and Velvet)
4.) Nikki Roxx VS Jenny James
5.) "Challengers VS Champions" Tag Match: Erica and 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz) VS Sunny Malibu and ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter)

Venus: Also on the show will be Tess confronting both of her proteges, Tracy and Melanie Cruise, in the ring. And last but certainly not least, as we just heard, Heather Mach will call out her mysterious attackers known as Skulls & Bones to a fight, not in the ring, but in the parking lot. That should be a brutal spectacle to see as well.

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Your info hookup here to tell you all about the incredible news about Mr. Satan in Havok, but we've got other stuff to cover too. I'm psyched about the resurrection of the Unbreakables for starters! We've got the Television Champion Grind in the group. How cool is that? He's.....he's definitely one of my favorites. Hehe! Havok World Champion Trevor Mach has decided to make things unpredictable, putting the title on the line at road shows for example, and reforming his group famous for creating renegades and raising hell. The Unbreakable foursome will do battle with Egotrip this week on Chaos TV! We'll also see Egotrip's Subculture, as well as Anwin, Simon Stuart, and Ishihiro Tomo battle in a mini tournament to determine the next Havok World Champion contender. That's not the best part though! The best part is that the Earth's great hero Mr. Satan, will do us the honor of being the special referee for the main event! Isn't that incredible?! EARTH IS SAVED! We also have an interesting opening match featuring three new debuts. Who are they and where did they come from? Well....see for yourself!



Tack Angel: *huff puff* Oh man....oh jeez...I....I didn't think I would make it.

Trevor Mach: Well maybe you should learn to ride a real bike.

Tack Angel: Hey! That's a 5 speed mountain bike! Amy said we should exercise together more and-

Trevor Mach: Yeah yeah yeah! We're a biker group Tack. We're hell raising renegades! Get a motorcycle!

Tack Angel: I can't drive one!

Trevor Mach: Neither can I, but it doesn't stop me!

Tack Angel: What?!

Trevor Mach: Never mind, I want to know who the hell called us out here!

Tack Angel: I was wondering the same thing. The note said to meet at the docks at this time, but I don't see anyone.....well....except that giant pirate ship behind you.

Trevor Mach: What giant pirate ship behind me?



Trevor Mach: Oh THAT giant pirate ship behind me! I thought you were talking about some other giant pirate ship....behind me.

?: Yaaaa-

Trevor Mach: PIRATES!

Tack Angel: Yes, they WOULD be on a pirate ship wouldn't they.

Trevor Mach: ....Shut up Tack.

?: aaaaaawn. Sorry about that, we got lost looking for the dock, and by lost I meant I accidentally stumbled into this otherworldly place called the Grand Rolo, conquered its people by playing a card game, and became Otherworld King, but enough of that bilge water for one night! A story for another time.

Tack Angel: Actually, I kind of want to hear about that right now.

Trevor Mach: He said later Tack! JEEEZ! So PIRATE....what's your deal brah? Did you send us these notes?

?: Indeed I did, but before all that allow me to introduce myself. They call me.....Captain Blunderbuss, and this here be my Blunderbuss Gang, Mad Dog and Bart.

Mad Dog: Daaa....are we there yet?

Bart: You big idiot! Look down, are we on the boat?

Mad Dog: ......

Bart: No, we're not.

Mad Dog: No we're not.

Bart: Then what does that mean?

Mad Dog: .....

Bart: It means we're there.

Mad Dog: HURRAY!

Bart: Listen you scurvy dogs! The Captain wants to have a word with the two of you. If you don't want to be walking the plank you'd best listen to what he has to say!

Trevor Mach: Fine! Let's walk the plank! How bad could it be. Have you ever been to Fourside before? The Taxi Cabs COME TO LIFE AND TRY TO KILL YOU! What's a little shark going to do when you deal with THAT SHIT everyday!

Tack Angel: Let's just humor the pirates. What is it that you want?

Captain Blunderbuss: I was ruler over all pirates, and everything I surveyed once upon a time! Now, I wish to be king once again....in the wrestling ring!

Tack Angel: Of course. Everyone likes to settle everything in a wrestling ring always. It's very curious how that works.

Captain Blunderbuss: Me crew and I will be boarding the vessel known as the Danger Zone, and we'll be taking your loot and plunder, and by that I mean the belt you're holding right now!

Tack Angel: You know how to wres- what am I saying, of course you do. Everyone seems to be able to wrestle.

Captain Blunderbuss: I was the wrestling champion of the Hermuda Trapezoid I'll have you know! I'd show you the belt, but everything that travels into the Trapezoid disappears.

Mad Dog: But uh.....we're still here Cap!

Captain Blunderbuss: Shut up you moron! I just want to let the legendary Unbreakble duo of Justice 87 know that the Blunderbuss Gang is coming for ya! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Trevor Mach: Yeah....get in line. Though bikers versus pirates would be fun as hell.

Tack Angel: I'm going back to bed.

Captain Blunderbuss: That's right! Run away! You'll all be in Davy Jones' Locker soon enough, and I will be Havok World Champion! AHAHAHA! A pirate's life for me and other such cliches!

Havok: Chaos TV! E1 Climax VIII!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Captain Blunderbuss/Mad Dog/Bart vs. Danzig/LG Rod/Jackson Kain
2. No Rules Tag: Larmore/Grind vs. Little Mac/Fighter Daron
3. Havok World #1 Contender Semi Final: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Simon Stuart
4. Havok World #1 Contender Semi Final: Subculture vs. Anwin
5. No Rules Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Ditch/DZ
6. Havok World #1 Contender Final: TBD vs. TBD Special Referee: Mr. Satan

*A few hours laters a mysterious video tape was sent to SPARKLE HQ, curtosey of the same Skulls & Bones messenger that delivered the now infamous white box. The following video is played when watched.....*

Narrator: The following video has been paid for in full by the Skulls & Bone Motorcycle Club.



*The hooded leader of Skulls & Bones, now speaks into the camera, using the same distorted voice as before...*

Distorted Voice: Why did you open the box? Was the temptation of the pretty white box too much to resist. *Pauses for a moment* NOW you see what happens when you don't follow the rules of the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club! You thought you were above our rules cause you are in "charge" of SPARKLE. Well I think our message was sent loud and clear now, FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES! Cause when you break the rules, we will break your face. Or should I say "The Plumber" will. And trust me, she is very good as playing with pipes.

*"The Plumber" now nods her head in agreement with that statement.*

Distorted Voice: You see this was only the beginning. The beginning of the end. And now that you've opened "Pandora's Box", you have unleashed nothing but destruction about SPARKLE. We will be seeing all again very soon, maybe even at MELTDOWN! So in the mean time, don't open any more white boxes you find, cause you never know....there might just be a lead pipe with your name on it. *Laughs out loud*

*The video now ends and cuts to static from there*

-





The Show started off with a Mixed Division match as Global Invasion's Stephen Collins faced off against the 3'dPW Openspecies Champion Salsa, Stephen tried his best to grab hold of Salsa but failed each time as Salsa dodged every attempt. Stephen eventually got winded and laid in the corner long enough for Salsa to Monkey Flip Stephen to gain the victory. Salsa has momentum going into "Breaking the Barrier where he challenges for the EBW Animus & World Titles.

An Infinity match saw high flyer of 3'dPW, Fuel, take on former Infinity champion Switchback in a fast paced contest. Switchback gained victory though as he surprised Fuel with a Rolling Shooting Star for the victory. The formally hot headed Fuel shook hands with Switchback and walked to the back.


Nerma: Nerma here with an EBW Update as EBW's HDICs have faxed an announcement stating that they are cancelling EBW Saturday Night after "Breaking the Barrier". I know it's sad but they also announced that a EBW Highlight Show will replace it known as EBW Gaiden. Which will feature highlights from Xcite and a new profile show, giving you the info on EBW's recent International and National Visitors! Be sure to tune in!


The Champions vs Champions Tag started off well enough until both teams were attacked by two other wrestlers. The invading duo laid out both teams with chairs and announced that they were Bois & Bais from the country of Tatoland in Euroland, and declared intention for both Champions' Titles.

Another Mixed Division Matchup saw EBW Animus Champion Flying Man take on Perfection's Captain Strong who's been noticeably more anxious lately. Strong tried his best but flying Man showed being the more focused wrestler and pinned Strong after a Sunset Bomb.


The Main Event saw a match specifically requested by the returning Ninten as the team of Ness, Ninten, & 3'dPW's Lucas faced off against the 3'dPW team of Teddy, Llyod, & Duster. A well matched fight saw Ninten having not lost a step since leaving EBW. Ness won the match though with a PK Thunderbomb on the top human wrestler of 3'dPW, Duster to gain the win. All 6 men shook hands as Ninten spoke to them in a huddle.

EBW Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. Mixed Division Singles: Salsa beat Stephen Collins via Monkey Flip
2. Infinity: Switchback beat Fuel via Rolling Shooting Star Press
3. Champions vs Champions Tag: Kinniku Mike & Swift vs Fungus & Biff went to a No-Contest when Bois & Bais interfered
4. Mixed Division Singles: Flying Man beat Captain Strong via Top-Rope Sunset Bomb
5. Trios: Ness, Ninten, & Lucas beat Teddy, Llyod, & Duster when Ness pinned Duster via PK Thunderbomb


w00t: Where are you going Noah?

Noah: OH! w00t! Just grabbing some of my things. I know I didn't make the top 4 in the EBW Block.

w00t: You were in absolute last of the entire E-1.

Noah: Yeah...

w00t: You even lost to that punk kid Gear.

Noah: I know, you said you'd fire me if I didn't make it so I'm gathering my things. I was gonna see if Havok was hiring.

w00t: But why didn't you come see me first? We do appreciate all that you've done Noah, after all, you are a former EBW World Champion.

Noah: I am...

w00t: Why don't you come to my office Noah... we have a lovely severance package for you.

Noah: Uh... No thanks. I'm good, I'm just gonna go.

w00t: Franky my brother, get Noah his severance package.

Noah: NO!...

-



Dougie Mach: Subculture, you and I need to ta- hey....what's Mac doing?

Fighter Daron: Oh he's doing his usual hustling. The man blows through money like you wouldn't believe. He's looking for his new source of income in the widowed Poochyfud.

Bertha: Oh Mac, you know just what to say! Of course I would like to fund the Egotrip! I have no love lost for Havok or that conniving, backstabbing Ryan IQ. I welcome you all with open arms!

Little Mac: Oh yeah? Are they open all night?

Bertha: Mr. Mac! I'm doing this because I would hope to see YOU take over in Havok someday soon! You're the most capable person in Fourside for the job!

Little Mac: Well that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground too.

Bertha: What?

Little Mac: Nothing. I just wanted to thank you for financing our efforts against Ryan IQ and Havok. I was surprised to hear that you and your husband were coming out of hiding for this.

Bertha: Unfortunately, my husband is gone forever. He may be dead, or he may be in witness protection. I'll never know.

Little Mac: Yeah, I bet he's just using that as an excuse. Well don't worry I'm here. Will you marry me? Did he leave you all of his money? Answer the second question first.

Bertha: Oh Mr. Mac you do go on!

Little Mac: I'll go all night if the price is right baby.

Bertha: Well you'll be happy to know I was left his entire fortune.

Little Mac: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you Bertha? I love you!

Bertha: This is all so fast Mr. Mac. Why don't we discuss all of this over dinner tonight. Until then I'll give you the amount we discussed before.

Little Mac: Very well madam, and don't worry, we'll make sure the money is well spent and when we take over you'll get it back. I give you my personal note on that. If we fail to meet our side of the bargain you can keep the note!

Bertha: What?

Little Mac: Nothing my love, but I must go now. I have Egotrip business to attend to. Ado my dear!

Dougie Mach: ......The fuck was that?

Little Mac: We all make sacrifices. Now, what are you doing out of the hospital.

Dougie Mach: I'm here to set things straight with Subculture. He needs to understand who the Chaos King is, and who is really in charge of this Egotrip.

Subculture: That's all well and good, but while you're taking it easy, I'm going to bust my ass to carry your Egotrip along with the gangsters, and Alpha Betas.

Fighter Daron: *cough*

Little Mac: Excuse you Daron.

Fighter Daron: *sigh*

Little Mac: Gentlemen, this is all for the good of the group. That title needs to be in our hands, just like the other belts. We need to get a firm control on the titles and the roster. That way we can force out Ryan IQ and take over. We have to be selfless about this.

Subculture: Which is why you named the group Egotrip right? Here's the reality check for you. We're all in this for ourselves. I see the opportunity to get the title and I'm going to take it. You don't like that Dougie? Tough. You mean what you say about this being a team effort? We'll see how far that goes tonight.

Dougie Mach: .....Don't fuck with me Subculture.

Subculture: .....I'll do whatever the hell I want Mach.



Trevor Mach: Yo Ry Ry! What's u-

Ryan IQ: NOT NOW TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: .....What's the problem brah?

Ryan IQ: I got this box! People have been getting beat opening boxes these days. If I open this box....I may die. HOWEVER, I HAVE to know what's in the box!

Trevor Mach: So open it!

Ryan IQ: What are you nuts?! I can't do that! So I'm going to have these guys over here do it!

Danzig: OOOOH MAN! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE ARE GONNA DIE!

Jimmy Bar: Hey! Why do WE have to do this?

Ryan IQ: Cause you're expendable!

Jimmy Bar: Oh....well alright then.

Nosan: Hey boss, if I open the box can I start wrestling?

Ryan IQ: Who are you?

Nosan: Nosan sir!

Ryan IQ: The new janitor?! Have you cleaned the toilets yet?

Nosan: ..Yes....unfortunately. Anyways, not only am I a wrestler, but I'm also a good "boxer"!

Ryan IQ: ......

Nosan: In that I'm good at UNBOXING!

Ryan IQ: Yeah, I got it! Just open the box!

Nosan: Alright then. Well.....it's a mustache comb!

Ryan IQ: Oh! At last my comb!

Nosan: So can I wrestle now?

Ryan IQ: Just as soon as you clean the toilets.

Nosan: I already did!

Ryan IQ: DO IT AGAIN!

Trevor Mach: Yo Ry Ry! I need to talk to you! Is it true that my cousin is going to be here tonight?

Ryan IQ: I don't know! Probably! You guys come and go as you please.

Trevor Mach: Alright then. Well how about that other request I made.

Ryan IQ: I don't know about that.

Trevor Mach: I'm serious. The winner of the mini tournament gets a title shot NEXT WEEK brah! BOOSH!

Ryan IQ: You're crazy! You could hurt yourself worse. Everyone around here is breaking down, and the whole replace athletes with robots thing is starting to catch on.

Trevor Mach: You don't need robots, you need renegades, and I'm an Unbreakable dammit! I'm the champ, and I'll put this title on the line whenever and wherever! I'm defend this belt, just as soon as we put boots to Egotrip's asses right guys!

Larmore: Fuck yeah.

Grind: *nod*

Tack Angel YEAAAA-

?: YOU!

Tack Angel: Me?

?: YES YOU!

Tack Angel: Well I am me.....who are you?

?: The name is Narutaki, and I'm going to stop you!

Tack Angel: Uh....stop me? Stop me from doing what?

Narutaki: It's all your fault! You doomed us all! ONORE TACK ANGEL!

Tack Angel: What the-

Trevor Mach: Talk to your friend later Tack, we've got to ride!

Tack Angel: Hang on guys! I got a flat tire! Guys? Guys?!



The first post E1 Chaos TV! would see a new #1 Contender for the Havok World Championship crowned, while the reformed Unbreakables would do battle against Egotrip in 2 No Rules Tag battles! Not only that, but the biggest news would be the arrival of Earth's hero Mr. Satan to the Danger Zone. EARTH IS SAVED!



The opening contest saw the motley crew of the SS Blunderbuss debut in Havok, as Captain Blunderbuss, Mad Dog, and Bart took on an already blading Danzing, LG Rod, and Jackson Kain. Kain left the match halfway through, not wanting to waste his time with Rod, which sent Rod into a frenzy, as the two argued on the outside. Danzig was busy trying to show how hardcore he was, which meant hitting himself and not actually wrestling, which allowed the Blunderbuss Gang to do a number on him. Mad Dog was the powerhouse, while Bart was more a sneaky type. Blunderbuss was pure confidence in the ring, and after a Arm twist ropewalk chop he called "Walk the Plank", Blunderbuss finished off Danzig with the Plunder Piledriver and the win. After the match, Blunderbuss "plundered" Danzig's wallet as the three pirates ran off laughing.

The Unbreakables and Egotrip clashed for the first time in No Rules Tag action, as Larmore and Grind teamed up to take on Little Mac and Fighter Daron. This was an all out rumble, with the Alpha Betas trying to get involved, until Trevor and Tack rode down on motorcycle and bike respectively to block the path. Out of the ring action lead back inside for Larmore and a still injured Daron, while Grind rode the ropes and splashed on Mac to keep him down and out. Larmore trapped Daron in the Cobra Clutch to get the submission and the win in the first strike between the factions.



Hailey Havok: RENEGADES! He's here! The hero we all need and don't deserve! The man who single handily, and without help from any spiky haired would be heroes, saved us all from Cell some 7 years ago! The one, the only Mr. Satan!

Mr. Satan: Wahahahaha! Thanks for the introduction little lady, I'd say I didn't deserve it, but I DID beat Cell! Wahahahaha!

Hailey Havok: That you did sir. Mr. Satan, why have you come out of retirement to work with the Renegades of Havok?

Mr. Satan: Well, I saw something in these kids, and I like what I see. Of course, no one can match up the might of Mr. Satan, but these kids could come close learn to be heroes almost as good as Mr. Satan! I need a challenge, the closest thing I'll get to a challenge is here, so bring on your best and I-

Jackson Kain: That's me right here Mr. Satan! Jackson Kain's the name, but you already knew that!

Mr. Satan: Well of course I do Kain! I'm a big fan of your movies!

Jackson Kain: And I'm a big fan of yours Mr. Satan. If you'll remember, my director Koichi Sakamoto put together the movie chronicling your incredible victory over Cell!

Mr. Satan: And he did a damn fine job! Wahahaha!

Jackson Kain: Back then, before everyone knew that I was the best fighter in the world AND the best actor, I was a suit actor, and I played Cell. I got to see what you were really made of first hand.

Mr. Satan: Ah....aha.....that's right....that WAS you wasn't it. Hahaha!

Jackson Kain: I know you were just "playing around" for the camera with those moves right? Just playing it up for the movie? Cause I KNOW the REAL Mr. Satan can do a lot more than what you showed me.

Mr. Satan: Well....uh....of course! OF COURSE! You know I didn't want to hurt you. You weren't a real opponent. We were shooting a movie!

Jackson Kain: Well sir, that's why I'm here right now. I want you to do me an incredible honor. I want to be your first match for the Havok brand. I want to see what you can really do! What do you say? How about we fight next week?

Mr. Satan: WHAT?! Well..uh....I WOULD...believe me I would....but uh...I've been really sick.....got a bad stomach ache....and....and uh....and I don't know if I'll be ready by then. However, when I'm ready, I will have you in mind for my first match.

Jackson Kain: See that you do sir.....it will be an "honor". Haha!

Mr. Satan: Haha! What a great kid! That's the kind of spirit I'm looking for! I just wish I was feeling better. At this rate I can only ref the main event, but soon....VERY SOON....I will step in that ring myself! YEAH!

Hailey Havok: Well said sir! We wish you luck and a speedy recovery from your stomach ailments! Let's take it back to the ring!

The mini tournament to determine the next #1 Contender started with a heated bout between Simon Stuart and Subculture. Subbie proved that he's main event material, kicking out of Stuart's best finishers, and showing just how hungry of a street dog he is, but he couldn't finish the job on his own either. Little Mac became a thorn in Stuart's side once again which lead to the Counter Culture and the pin. Subculture makes it to the main event.

Anwin and Ishihiro Tomo stole the show once again in a fantastic and explosive bout. Both were showing signs of strain from the E1, but it didn't stop them from going full force in this uninterrupted treat. Tomo looked to take the win with a series of brainbusters, but Anwin showed he had DAT HEART as well by kicking out and taking the match back with a Based Bomber and a pin to win the match and the main event spot. Tomo looked great again, with Anwin showing respect and called Tomo Based as well.

Justice 87 locked horns with the Reality Gangsters for the second match between Unbreakables and Egotrip. Ditch and DZ held their own with the former tag champs and current Havok World Champion, but Little Mac once again played a roll, sending Alpha Betas and Fighter Daron down to the ring once again for another big faction brawl. Larmore and Grind were able to hold them off, but Mac rolled into the ring and clocked Trevor in his injured ribs before DZ floored him with the Yakuza Kick and pinned the champion for an upset pin. Mac and the Egotrip mocked Mach for another loss as champion, but the Unbreakable retaliated and cleared the ring of Egotrip. After the match Trevor challenged DZ to a one on one.



The main event saw the hero of Earth Mr. Satan do us the honor of refereeing the main event between Subculture and Anwin for the right to challenge for the Havok World Championship next. Incredible action that managed not to be outshined by the hero of Earth standing in the ring. A lot of nearfalls and big crowd pleasing action, but before long Dougie Mach ran down to the ring with Little Mac panicking behind him. Subculture and Dougie Mach argued, while Little Mac tried to talk things over with the ref, not to DQ Subbie. Anwin was looking to attack Subculture from behind, but Dougie proved it was all a ruse and used Mac's brass knuckles to clock Anwin, leading to Subbie hitting the Counter Culture to get the pin and the right to challenge Trevor Mach. The Egotrip ruse has lead them to a shot at the belt, as the war between the Unbreakables and Egotrip has begun.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Captain Blunderbuss[o]/Mad Dog/Bart vs. Danzig[x]/LG Rod/Jackson Kain via Plunder Piledriver -> Pin
2. No Rules Tag: Larmore[o]/Grind beat Little Mac/Fighter Daron[x] via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Havok World #1 Contender Semi Final: Subculture beat Simon Stuart via Counter Culture -> Pin
4. Havok World #1 Contender Semi Final: Anwin beat Ishihiro Tomo via Based Bomber -> Pin
5. No Rules Tag: Ditch/DZ[o] beat Trevor Mach[x]/Tack Angel via Yakuza Kick -> Pin
6. Havok World #1 Contender Final: Subculture beat Anwin via Counter Culture -> Pin -> New Havok World Championship #1 Contender Special Referee: Mr. Satan

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*AT SPARKLE HQ....*



Lucca: I like the idea, ladies. I like it ALOT. You've got your match at MELTDOWN. And on SPARKLE MAX, I will tell everybody involved in it, to meet me in the ring, for the announcement. See you there.

M's Style and Jessica James: Yes, we will.

*The scene ends there.*


SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Aisha VS Brandy Wine
2.) Cat Power & Dixie Armstrong VS Taeler Hendrix & Cherry Bomb
3.) Lady M's VS Valerie Del Toro
4.) Melanie Cruise & Tracy VS Sunny Malibu & Erica

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*The show opens immediately in the ring with a extremely pissed off Heather Mach, holding the same lead pipe that was used to attack Nanimura at the end of last week's show.*



Heather Mach: SKULLS & BONES! YOU SEE THIS LEAD PIPE! IT'S COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF NANIMURA! Now you say one of your skull-faced thugs called "The Plumber" attacked Nanimura last week. And I heard rumors that you will be at MELTDOWN too. Well that's great news for me. And bad news for YOU! CAUSE I WANT TO FACE "THE PLUMBER" AT MELTDOWN! Now it can be in a match. Or it can just be in a straight up fist fight. I DON'T CARE! CAUSE EITHER YOU SHOW UP AND FIGHT ME AT MELTDOWN OR I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU! ALL OF YOU!

*Heather now drops the mic on the mat and the scene fades out to the opening of the show finally.*




1.) The first match of the show was Aisha taking on Brandy Wine. Aisha was not in a happy mood for some reason. And when it seemed like Brandy Wine may actually get win on SPARKLE MAX finally, Aisha walked out of the match.

*Brandy Wine won the match by countout, but was unhappy never the less at Aisha walking out.*



Venus: Excuse me, Aisha, why did you walk out tonight?

Aisha: Well that's very simple. I don't jerk the curtain. I am the star of the first class. I deserve better than THAT!



Lucca: Well I can give better than that, Aisha. In fact, I can put on the iPPV, MELTDOWN. How does that sound?

Aisha: That sounds more like it. Finally, I get the respect and treatment I deserve.

Lucca: It's settled then. You will open MELTDOWN against Cat Power.

Aisha: WHAT?!

Lucca: You heard what I said.

Aisha: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Lucca: I can and I just did cause newsflash, I am the NEW Interim General Manager of SPARKLE. Oh and if you try to walk out on that match, I will fire you on the spot. Good luck at MELTDOWN. Now excuse I have an announcement to prepare for in the ring. *Lucca now leaves*

Aisha: NOOOOOO!

2.) Cat Power continued to build momentum, this time pinning Cherry Bomb in the tag match tonight.

*Cat Power is definantly gonna be ready for Aisha at MELTDOWN. Paybacks are a hell, all that can be said too.

Immediately after the match, Lucca came out and shook hands with all four young ladies as they walked past her on the ramp. Lucca then entered and began to speak.....*

Lucca: That's what I am talking about. And that's what I love about this job. Giving the fans exciting matches, each and every week. And THAT is exactly what I plan do as your new Interim General Manager. And speaking of which, I would like the four teams I talked to earlier backstage before the show tonight, to come out now.

*All four teams then came out to the ring. They were M's Style and Jessica James, 2K (Kayla Sparkz and Kei Akiyama), Bad Vibrations (Rayne and Ariel) and finally the SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter). Lucca then told them all....*

Lucca: Ladies, I am gonna make this short and sweet. M's Style and Jessica James suggest an brilliant idea to me for the MELTDOWN. They want to take the four best tag teams in SPARKLE, put them all in the ring and have ourselves a FOUR-WAY DANCE for the titles at MELTDOWN! And that's exactly what is gonna happen. ABC, you have always said you are the best tag team in women's wrestling, well now you can prove it at MELTDOWN.

*ABC shake their heads in shock and disbelief over the announcement*

Lucca: 2K, you wanted a rematch for the title, well now you got it.

*2K now highfive each other and nod their heads in approval.*

Lucca: Bad Vibrations, I don't like you two. That's never been hidden. But I respect you for being a great tag team. Now you can prove just how great you are.

*Bad Vibrations agree with Lucca's comment and just smile happily*

Lucca: And finally, you two. The ONLY reason you are getting this title shot is because you suggested it. So I suggest you make it count and win those titles at MELTDOWN.

*M's Style and Jessica James just nod their heads in agreement with Lucca's assessment.*

Lucca: So ladies good luck at MELTDOWN and may the best team win.

*Lucca now leaves as all 8 ladies stare at each other in the ring.*



4.) Lady M's and Valerie Del Toro faced off tonight in a preview of their matches at MELTDOWN. After a decent back and fourth match, Jenny James snuck down to ringside and nailed M's in the back of the head with the chain, when the ref back was turned. Valerie Del Toro then pinned Lady M's for the tainted victory.

*After the match, Valerie Del Toro celebrated her victory on the ramp, until a pissed off Nikki Roxx appeared on the stage to confront her, while Lady M's and Jenny James just stared at each other in the ring. Lady M's knows, just like Nikki Roxx, she just has to wait till MELTDOWN and she will get her payback then. Payback is hell, as stated earlier.*



*The scene now fades out to the back....*



Tess: Don't even start with me tonight, ladies. At MELTDOWN, I will be your judge, jury, and executioner cause one of your will be fired by MY HANDS! But don't worry about that, cause I still plan to call it right down the middle.

Tracy and Melanie Cruise: ........

Tess: But tonight is different, cause tonight you are both on your own. Good luck and I will see yall both at MELTDOWN. *Tess now leaves*

Tracy: It's gonna be you, LOSER!

Melanie Cruise: No, YOU!

Tracy: YOU!

Melanie Cruise: YOU!

Tess: SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU! GODDAMN IT! *Tess now leaves again*

Tracy: You. *Tracy now leaves*

Melanie Cruise: We'll see about that.

4.) In the main even of the evening, Tracy and Melanie Cruise teamed up without Tess in their corner, to take on the Shining Star Champion, Sunny Malibu, and her challenger, Erica. Eventually Tracy and Cruise started arguing in the ring and began shoving each other around. This lead to Tracy laying out Melanie Cruise with the Tik-Tak (Zig-Zag) and walked out on the match. Sunny Malibu now goes to the top rope and signals for the Tidal Wave (Superfly style Flying Splash). But as she does, Erica now tags Sunny on the leg. Sunny now nails Cruise with the Tidal Wave, but ref won't count the pinfall. Erica now enters the ring, smiles at Sunny, and lays her out with the KFO/Knocked the Fuck Out (Diamond Cutter). Erica now casually covers the still out cold Cruise for the cheap victory.

*Erica now celebrates her victory as if she has won the SPARKLE Shining Star Title tonight, standing over the fallen Sunny Malibu. Erica raises the belt above her head as the scene fades out from there.*



Mia: Oh...my...god. Please don't hurt me.

Distorted Voice: Don't worry Mia, we are not here to hurt you. In fact, we like your work. You stir the pot well.

Mia: Uhhhh.....thanks.

Distorted Voice: Indeed. But the reason we are here is that we want you to deliver something to Heather Mach for us.

Mia: A white box, perhaps?

Distorted Voice: No, not this time. That joke has passed. We've had our fun with it. We just want you to tell her that The Plumber is here. And that she has accepted her challenge for MELTDOWN. *"The Plumber" nods her head in agreement* Now....GO!

Mia: You don't have to tell me twice. I'm outta here! *Runs off quickly*

Distorted Voice: Smart girl. Perhaps too smart for her own damn good too.

*The show now closes out from there.*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Cat Power & Dixie Armstrong beat Taeler Hendrix & Cherry Bomb when Cat Power pinned Cherry Bomb with the Feliner.
2.) Brandy Wine beat Aisha by countout.
3.) Valerie Del Toro beat Lady M's by pinfall.
4.) Sunny Malibu & Erica beat Melanie Cruise & Tracy when Erica pinned Melanie Cruise after Sunny Malibu nailed her with the Tidal Wave.

Hailey Havok: Sup renegades?! Hailey Havok here at the Fourside Baseball Field on the eve of the first SUPER SIZED edition of THE CLASH! I'm joined by some big names today like Egotrip and ....the....Unbreakables.

Trevor Mach: Heya Hailey! How the hell are you today? Are you walking alright? Anyways, I noticed you're here and Grind is here so-

Hailey Havok: We're also joined by Tag Team Champions AkiKyo, Muscle Science, and Volt. Now Ryan IQ, our boss of bosses, what is the big announcement you're wanting to make while everyone is here?

Ryan IQ: Our next Sunday Special is coming up soon! That's right, we're shaking off the old schedule and holding our big shows whenever we want, cause that's how renegades roll...and it's more profitable. We'll be having a title bout with whoever is champion at the time of course, but we'll have so much more. AkiKyo was set to take on Muscle Science one on one for the tag belts, but now Volt and the Alpha Betas want shots as well. I'm willing to let them in the match if they can team up and defeat the combined team of AkiKyo and Muscle Science on The Clash!

Hailey Havok: That's exciting news, but I understand that's not all we're here for?

Ryan IQ: Indeed it's not! EBW cancelled Saturday Night....the show...not the actual night, so The Clash is growing, and it's going to mean more than ever before. We're going to have a Television Title match tonight between Grind and Fighter Daron. What makes it special is it will be the first match in an agreement between Unbreakables and Egotrip, that members of both teams will stay away from the ring. They have even signed a document stating that from here till the main event of the next Chaos TV!, they will abide by the rules or the matches will be thrown out. That way, we get to see who really is the best in the ring. I like it!

Little Mac: I don't!

Dougie Mach: Don't worry about it Mac. Subculture won't need the help, and tonight Fighter Daron won't either. Let's settle this like men.

Trevor Mach: Smartest thing you've said in a while Doug E. Fresh!

Dougie Mach: .....

Trevor Mach: Anyways, back to important matters. Now Grind, I want to talk to you about Hailey because-

Hailey Havok: I GOT TO GO! I HAVE TO....UH.....DO.....STUFF....AND THINGS.....OF A STUFF LIKE NATURE!

Tack Angel: Wow, she's really taking off!

Larmore: What the fuck crawled up her ass?

Trevor Mach: *cough*

Troy: YOU'RE GOING DOWN TONIGHT AKINAN! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FREAK FRIEND! YEAH!

Akinan: He's not my friend! I mean.....we'll be seeing about that Troy! I'm the lone wolf that will fight for what is his, and that's my title belt. Kyo is a sadistic maniac in that ring! Tell em Kyo!

Kyo: Friend.

Akinan: No! We have to beat them tonight!

Kyo: Kill?

Akinan: ....A little TOO far, but I like where you're going.

Kyo: Wrestle.

Akinan: Yeah.....close enough....we're gonna go with that one. *sigh*



With the cancellation of EBW Saturday Night, Havok has escalated The Clash to be Super Sized, presenting a larger and more action packed show. This week, a title would be on the line, and a title match would be decided.

Opening contest saw Dangerous Dan go into rage mode against Picasso Priest, grounding the high flier and sending him tapping and packing with the Ankle Lock. After the match, Dan grabbed a mic, and broke it by screaming into it too loud. The intense Dan got another mic and demanded he be noticed, and put into a Television Title Bout sooner than later.

The action star Jackson Kain would make a similar demand after taking Jake Conway to the limit and finishing the fight after Koichi distracted Conway with flashy pyrotechnics, opening him up for the Stunt Double Driver and the pin.

Simon Stuart too voiced his intentions to win the Television Title in a match with Jimmy Bar. Stuart, who has been hampered by Mac and Daron again as of late, showed a more aggressive style, and easily chocked out Jimmy Bar.

Based Anwin and Ishihiro Tomo made an odd couple tag team for one night against the Macho Mask duo. Anwin and Tomo were still showing signs of post E1 injury, but they worked through it to win the match, when Anwin hit the Based Bomber on Macho #1 to get the win.

The Unbreakable Television Champion Grind took on Egotrip's Fighter Daron, in the first of a series of matches where both factions would stay away from the ring for the entirety of the match. Daron looked good early on, keeping Grind to the ground, but the lucha blader was able to hold his own before going high risk and capping things off with a Sling Blade to get the pin and the 3rd Defense of the title. Hailey tried to get a word with Grind after the match as usual of late, but couldn't get a word out of the TV champ.

The main event saw tag champs AkiKyo team with #1 Contenders Muscle Science against the Alpha Betas and Volt. Fantastic 8-man action that saw Little Mac get involved, showing the no interference factor only applies to Egotrip and Unbreakables, clocking Jeff Andonuts in the face, allowing Ashura to hit his Cutter to win. Volt and the Alpha Betas stared off after the match, but parted ways, the teams now added to the upcoming tag title bout.

Havok: The Clash "Real Rock n' Truther Tour"
Fourside Baseball Field
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Dangerous Dan beat Picasso Priest via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Jake Conway via Stunt Double Driver -> Pin
3. Singles: Simon Stuart beat Jimmy Bar via Rear Naked Choke -> Choke Out
4. Tag: Anwin[o]/Ishihiro Tomo beat Macho Mask #1[x]/Macho Mask #2 via Based Bomber -> Pin
5. Havok Television Championship: Grind(c) beat Fighter Daron via Sling Blade -> Pin -> 3rd Defense
6. 8-Man Tag: Troy/Lukie/Dr. Kemp/Dr. Ashura[o] beat Akinan/Kyo/Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts[x] via Ashura Cutter -> Pin

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The show started off with a Contendership match for the Infinity Title between Switchback & Lucas. Lucas showed how much he had grown by surprising the former champion with some quick arm drags and fast dropkicks. Switchback though laid out Lucas long enough to land a Rolling Shooting Star to get the win. Switchback will face Tad Sugiyama on Sunday.


Dr. Eggman: It's good to be back home, isn't it my dear friend?

Dr. Wily: Indeed it is, it's too bad we can't stay here too long again.

Dr. Eggman: w00t, my subordinate, you and Mike Haggar are now authorized to initiate Eggplan #9

w00t: Yes sir, we'll be ready for you.

Our second match saw the Macabre Marauder IGA take on Perfection's Rude, Rude tried his best but IGA was too much for him and the Vampire Killer Lariat.

The third match saw the EBW Tag Champions, the EBW Typhoon, take on the Invaders Bois & Bais from Tatoland. The EBW Typhoon roared over the twins and took complete control, with mike landing the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb to get a 2 count?! Bais got up from kicking out and worked the kinks in his shoulder and then went straight after Mike with lightning fast strike and dropped him with a Bubbledrop Suplex to gain the victory. Mike got on the mic and said that since the Tatoland Twins beat them, they'll get a title shot at "Breaking the Barrier". Swift palmed his sweat and flung it at the mat in front of Bais.


Duster: So Ana, Llyod, & Teddy are ready, right?

Ninten: ...

Duster: Oh good, we're all set if things go down like you think they would.

Ninten: ...

Duster: Kumator...Violet is safe, she can handle herself. She work at the Threed Bar after all.

Ninten: ...

Duster: I hope you're right.


Next up saw a match between PT's Patriot's Sgt. Strife against Global Invasion's EBW Eagleland Champion, Hashim Al-Singh. Strife went at it with tactical suplexes and submission attempts but Hashim proved too crafty as he wormed his way out of Strife's attempts. Eventually Hashim grabbed a chair from outside and nailed Strife despite being in control of the match. Magnum PT, Onisuiken, & Hater came out to save Strife as Hashim bailed.

Hashim: I don't care about fighting lowly Eaglelanders, the E-1 has shown me and reaffirmed my beliefs that Eagleland is the lowest of the low, that Firebrand deserves to have been arrested for spying. Typical Eaglelanders thinking they should own all in the World. PT, I'll give you another chance to prove Eagleland is of worth at "Breaking the Barrier". If you win, you'll get the Eagleland Title. If I win, I destroy the EBW Eagleland Title and bring in my own title.


Our Main Event saw a big 3-Way Fight Team Team Match leading into the 3-Way Fight this Sunday. EBW World Champion Ness teamed with Ninten against the teams of EBW Animus Champion Flying Man & Rowdy Mouse and 3'dPW Openspecies Champion Salsa & Duster. All three teams went at it as the crowd watched on in excitement. Duster had gotten Rowdy Mouse & Ninten with a Caporira Kick and went for a cover on Rowdy but Rowdy slipped out and went behind Duster and got him in a sleeper. The fading Duster was saved by the tagged in Ness as Ness threw Rowdy off and landed the PK Thunderbomb on Duster, as Ness was getting up he was surprised by the tagged in Flying Man by getting caught with a Chickenwing Suplex with a Bridging cover and Flying Man got the win! Flying Man has proven he can pin Ness and will have an opportunity to do it again at "Breaking the Barrier".

EBW Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. #1 Contender for EBW Infinity Division Championship: Switchback beat Lucas via Rolling Shooting Star
2. Singles: IGA beat Rude via Vampire Killer
3. Tag: Bois & Bais beat Kinniku Mike & Swift when Bais pinned Mike after a Bubbledrop Suplex
4. Singles: Hashim Al-Singh beat Sgt. Strife by DQ when Hashim used a chair on Strife
5. Mixed Division 3-Way Fight Tag: Flying Man & Rowdy Mouse beat Ness & Ninten and Salsa & Duster when Flying Man pinned Ness via Chickenwing Suplex


EBW Sunday Special: Breaking the Barrier
Twoson Fairgrounds
The EBW Network

EBW Infinity Championship: Tad Sugiyama (c) vs Switchback
EBW Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike (c) & Swift (c) vs Bois & Bais
EBW Eagleland Championship vs EBW Eagleland Championship's Existance: Hashim Al-Singh (c) vs Magnum PT
3 Way Fight for EBW World, EBW Animus, & 3'dPW Championships: Ness (c) vs Flying Man (c) vs Salsa (c)

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades, we've got some more news and notes about this week's Chaos TV!, and the big title bout, but that's not all we've got. We start now with some footage from Muscle Science, as they plan ahead for a big showdown with Volt! Let's take a look!



Megumi: Volt, they plan on taking over wrestling through evil science. I wasn't originally a wrestler, but now I know it's what I have to do to stand up to Volt.

Jeff Andonuts: I don't know the evil plan just yet, but with SCIENCE we can overcome anything.

Doctor Degrees: Volt is looking to destroy what so many people love, and we can't allow that. We'll protect the wrestling and science of the future.

Narrator: The evil shadow of Volt looms over Havok, but Muscle Science will rise up to the challenge and cleanse the name of science in the name of the renegades. Fight on Muscle Science, never give up.

Jeff Andonuts: Wait, who the hell was that?

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Hailey Havok: It's good to know that even in 2013, life can still remind us of a cheesy 80's sentai series. We move on from there to the action hero Jackson Kain, who seems less than pleased about many things in Havok, but he also seems to have a problem with the hero of Earth Mr. Satan? That can't be. Let's check it out!



Jackson Kain: WHAT'S THAT?! They don't want me?! Do you know who you're...hang on...hold the phone still! Do you know who you're talking too?! I'm Jackson Kain! I'm the biggest thing in movies and sports! I don't care if it's a feminine hygiene product! They should still want my face on the product! When women think of what douche they want, I want them to think of JACKSON KAIN! Good! BYE! Geez, can you believe some people?! Forget that, how about Mr. Satan?! I tell the world's greatest hero that I would like to have a match with him, and it almost seems like he's ducking me. I thought he came here to show off! That would be the perfect time for me to shine in the silver spotlight, competing with the man who beat Cell. Besides, I'm pretty sure I can take him! In fact, I know I can! I'm not through with this. I'm going to look good winning my match this week, but I'm far from through with this. Mr. Satan WILL accept my challenge! Anyone in that match this week better watch out!

Nosan: Oh, that's my debut! I hope the action star doesn't "raise kain" about me winning!

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Hailey Havok: Finally, we have the last face to face between Champion Trevor Mach and Subculture. The Hero of Earth Mr. Satan is going to honor us all as the Special Referee! Oh wait....I was at this event....oh dear. Do we HAVE to air th-



Hailey Havok: Um....this is a big moment for me because Mr. Satan is-

Mr. Satan: WAHAHA! I'm here and I'm totally not afraid of heights. Why would I be? I hear these two are going to fight for the Havok World Championship! The greatest champion and hero in the world wants to see what the renegades can do, and I might as well see who the REAL champ will have to challenge for the belt down the road! WAHAHAHA!

Trevor Mach: Sup Mr. S, big fan here! Ya know, I've thwarted an alien menace myself a time or two and I-

Subculture: Don't try to butter up the referee Mach.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Wouldn't dream of it Subbie. It's going to be man to man. Just you, me, and the big man right here. Mr. Satan, I hope you're ready to see a fight. Check out this knee, cause it's going straight into his orbital socket! BOOSH!

Subculture: Now let me give you a reality check Mach. I'm hungry, I'm dangerous, and I won't need the Egotrip to drop you like I've dropped you before and make history on Chaos TV! I'm a street dog, I'm a reality gangster, and I'm the next Havok World Champion.

Mr. Satan: HAHA! Settle it in the ring boys! This is a match I'm looking forward to! I mean, it's not like my world saving battle against Cell, but what can match up to that? HAHA!

Hailey Havok: You won't want to miss this epic encounter renegades, and with the hero of Earth presiding over the bout, you know it'll be called right down the line!

Trevor Mach: Oh hey Hailey! I wanted to talk to you about Grind. Listen he may not be the most talkative type, and he may be constantly breathing down my neck and rattling that TV title around to remind me that he's on the hunt for my title, and YES he MIGHT be a little more violent than before, but deep down he's a teddy bear! So how about you and-

Hailey Havok: Uh that concludes this interview guys, I've really gotta get going for more things....and stuff to do! Bye!

Trevor Mach: She can REALLY run! Well Grind ol' buddy, I gave it a shot.

Grind: .....

Trevor Mach: What? Don't look at me that way! Wait...are you looking at me that way? It's a little hard to tell with you.

Grind: *holds up TV Title*

Trevor Mach: Yeah yeah I know! Looming threat always there blah blah so and so yadda yadda.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Randy no Kachi vs. Retro Hippie
2. 4-Way: Jackson Kain vs. Anwin vs. LG Rod vs. Nosan[Debut]
3. Singles: Ditch vs. Larmore
4. 6-Person Mixed Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts/Megumi vs. Dr. Ashura/Dr. Kemp/Dr. Mazenda
5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. DZ
6. Havok World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Subculture Special Referee: Mr. Satan