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Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:04 am

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! The Havok World Champion here, the unchained renegade, the unbreakable renegade! Tonight, I'm putting the belt on the line against Subculture. He fought his way to get here. He and Dougie played some mind games to get him here too, but I don't underestimate him. His problem is that if he needs the Egotrip to fight his battles for him he's not going to get it tonight. I like that this was his idea. Hell, I love it a lot! No Unbreakables! No Egotrip! Just Trevor Mach and Subculture! Oh, and the hero of Earth might be there too. BOOSH!

Subculture: Let me lay a reality check on all of you. I'm Subculture, I'm the Reality Gangster. I'm a street dog. I'll do anything and everything to get what I want, but I can do it on my own. I don't need the Egotrip to win my battles. I don't need Dougie Mach to win this one. I don't need Little Mac's brass knuckles to win this one. I don't need the Alpha Betas. I don't need Shadow. I don't need Randy no Kachi. I don't need Fighter Daron. I don't even need DZ and Ditch. I can do this without them. Trevor Mach won't be able to hide behind the Unbreakables either. No Egotrip. No Unbreakables. No excuses!

Chaos TV! is back for another big week of action, as the feud between Egotrip and the Unbreakables is heating up, they are about to take it to a whole new level. On this night their could be zero involvement from either group outside of the ring for their matches. This would lead to straight up one on one competition the way the renegades want to see it and deserve to see it.

The opening bout was a prime example of the night's rules in effect, with the newly Unbreakable Retro Hippie taking on RnK. Shadow had to head to the back for this one, leaving his protege to face the hippie on his own. Everyone is still curious as to how Hippie ended up with the Unbreakables, but tonight wasn't the night for answers, it was the time for action. Well, attempted action anyways, as Retro Hippie was showing his ring rust and hippie tenancies don't disappear over night. RnK got the pin after hitting not one, but two No Kachi Cutters for good measure, and to send a message as he picked up the win.

Before the 4-Way bout could begin, Ryan IQ came out to sweeten the terms of the match. Everyone in the match was looking for something, and if they won it would be granted. Anwin would get a World title shot, Kain would get a TV title shot, LG Rod would get a singles match with Jackson Kain, and Nosan would get a full time contract to wrestle, and not just be a janitor. Unfortunately for the debuting Nosan, it wouldn't be all that easy, with the new guy taking the brunt of the offense early on. It would not be a "clean sweep" for Havok's new janitor, as Jackson Kain managed to toss Anwin out of the ring as he had Rod up for the Based Bomber, sending both over the top rope. Nosan surprised Kain with his finisher the Nobuharu DDT, but it turns out he somehow got switched with the stunt double, and Kain landed his Stunt Double Driver to score the win. Jackson Kain will get the next Television title shot.

The Unbreakables and Egotrip went to war again with the foul mouth Larmore taking on Ditch. A hard hitting effort from both men, and no distractions on the outside allowed Larmore to take Ditch out of the ring to brawl with him there. It almost cost him, as Ditch suplexed him onto the ring steps, but Larmore recovered and rolled out of the way of a Bootlegger attempt, leading to Ditch hurting his foot from hitting the steps. He limped back into the ring to get caught in the Cobra Clutch and choked out, giving Larmore the win.

The evil science of Brain Army Volt was in full force for a 6-Man Mixed Person tag against the protectors of science and wrestling Muscle Science! This would be the first time Mazenda and Megumi locked up in the ring, and they did not disappoint. Mazenda was a like a machine in the ring, but hopefully not a real one, because EBW's dealing with that shit enough, by Megumi was able to counter a bionic elbow into a backdrop and went high risk with a blue dolphin splash onto Mazenda. A real good showcase for the ladies, but everyone got a big spot in the match, with the final outcome going to Degrees escaping the Ashura Cutter and reversing it into a PhDDT to roll Ashura up for the pin. Muscle Science prevailed, but with an upcoming tag title bout coming up, Volt promised that this was far from over.

More battling from Egotrip and Unbreakables, as Tack Angel locked up with the cutthroat DZ. Match opened with an explosive flurry of elbows and kicks, with DZ taking Tack to the mat and coming off the ropes with a Yakuza Kick to get a near fall early on. The Reality Gangster can hang with the best, but Angel still one upped him in this encounter, with no one to stop him Tack hit his multitudes of kicks and set up DZ for the Angel Driver and the pin.

Main event time, as Trevor Mach put the Havok World Championship on the line against Subculture, in a match where both stables were banned from ringside, the hope is that a clean match would lead to a clean champion, but, would that turn out to be the case. Exciting match, Subbie had no trouble getting in the illegal barbs, but Mach was more than happy to dish them back out in a turn of fair play. Earth's hero Mr. Satan is obviously more experienced competing in the ring and saving the world, but did his best to keep it clean and call it down the line. Near fall saw Subculture hit Trevor with a sequence of suplexes after countering the Trevorplex! and finishing up with the Counter Culture, but Mach managed to kick at 2.9. Trevor countered that later with a flurry of knees in the clinch and choke take down that Subculture was barely able to escape from by grabbing the ropes. Late in the match, Subculture tried to go high risk off the top rope in an uncharacteristic manner, but paid for it, getting caught with a knee in mid air by the champ. Mr. Satan had his eyes glued on Subculture as suddenly Jackson Kain ran down to the ring with chair in hand. He wasted no time in clocking the champ in the head, busting him open badly. Before Mr. Satan could get a grip on what had happened, Trevor stumbled into a Sleeper Hold by Subculture and was choked out. The match was over and Subculture had become the NEW HAVOK WORLD CHAMPION! Mr. Satan, the hero of Earth, tried to get a grip on what had happened, but Jackson Kain simply denied involvement and reminded Mr. Satan that he wanted a match before backing away. The new champion looked shocked himself at the Kain involvement, but grabbed the title none the less and celebrated as the Unbreakables hit the ring to protest. It seemed that Egotrip had outsmarted the Unbreakables on this night, and the faction is once again in possession of the Havok World Championship.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Retro Hippie via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
2. 4-Way: Jackson Kain beat Anwin, LG Rod, and Nosan[Debut][x] via Stunt Double Driver -> Pin
3. Singles: Larmore beat Ditch via Cobra Clutch -> Choke Out
4. 6-Person Mixed Tag: Doctor Degrees[o]/Jeff Andonuts/Megumi beat Dr. Ashura[x]/Dr. Kemp/Dr. Mazenda via PhDDT -> Pin
5. Singles: Tack Angel beat DZ via Angel Driver -> Pin
6. Havok World Championship: Subculture beat Trevor Mach(c) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out -> 3rd Generation Havok World Champion! Special Referee: Mr. Satan

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History was made again on Chaos TV! as Subculture became the new Havok World Champion, with Jackson Kain getting involved in the match. The outcome seemed to violate rules set by both Egotrip and the Unbreakables regarding neither faction getting involved, but Kain has been a man in business for himself, and not a part of Egotrip. A final ruling will be determined on the next Chaos TV!, but before that we'd have another Super Sized edition of The Clash!

The opening match saw Havok Tag Champions AkiKyo team with their "friend" Cure Danny against the newest member of the roster the Blunderbuss Gang. Akinan face palmed as his "team" seemed to have fun being thrown around by the massive Mad Dog, who won the match for his team after pinning Cure Danny after a Choke Slam. Team communication is poor for tag champs heading into a 4 team title match very soon.

Simon Stuart and Dangerous Dan had an explosive match that raised Dan's stock for being able to hang with a technician like Stuart, but Dan's rage overwhelmed him, and during an ankle lock, Dan refused to let go when Simon got to the ropes leading to a DQ.

Tack was able to once again bring the best out of another rookie, this time Jake Conway. The scrappy rookie was at his best yet in Havok, but Angel was never in much danger, and an Angel Driver lead Tack to a win.

The former World Champion Trevor Mach rallied back from his loss to Subculture by leading his Unbreakables into a fight with Fighter Daron, Randy no Kachi, and Little Mac. Exciting action, with the Unbreakables riding into the building on their bikes and rushing the ring for an opening brawl. During the match, Havok World Champion Subculture and Fighter Daron both showed up in the stands to gloat, but Mach shrugged it off and went old school with a Top Rope Trevorplex! Grind splashed on LG, and Larmore ousted Mac from the ring, as Trevor pinned Daron to score the win. After the match, Trevor stated that he would have a score to settle with the new champ and Jackson Kain on Chaos TV!

The main event saw Ryan IQ make another big deal for the winners of a match. Anwin, Cherub Kid, and Ishihiro Tomo would all vie for the chance to get the first shot at Subculture in a non-title bout on Chaos TV! Great match from three men all worthy of the main event. Tomo hit the Brainbuster on Cherub to go for the pin, but the Bakuhatsu Kid kicked out. Based Anwin clobbered Tomo with a splash, but DAT HEART kicked out at 2.9 on the attempt. Anwin turned his attention to Cherub and hit the Based Bomber to get the three count and the shot at Subculture on the next Chaos TV!

Havok: The Clash
BONK! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. 6-Man Tag:Captain Blunderbuss/Mad Dog[o]/Bart beat Akinan/Kyo/Cure Danny[x] via Choke Slam -> Pin
2. Singles: Simon Stuart beat Dangerous Dan via DQ
3. Singles: Tack Angel beat Jake Conway via Angel Driver -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag Trevor Mach[o]/Larmore/Grind beat Fighter Daron[x]/Little Mac/LG Rod via Top Rope Trevorplex! -> Pin
5. 3-Way: Anwin beat Ishihiro Tomo and Cherub Kid[x] via Based Bomber -> Pin

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Tonight EBW Network present EBW "Breaking the Barrier". Titles are on the line and we may end the night with a Double Champion. To start though, EBW had a nice Trios match featuring Perfection's Protection, Captain Strong & The FPS Cops take on PT's Patriots, Sgt. Strife, Onisuiken, & Hater. Strong, while still nervous, showed his experience by leading the match, taking on each Patriot and taking them down easily with his Super Ultra Mambo Tango Foxtrot Martial Arts. The match went on to go back and forth until eventually though, Strife was able to take down FPS #2 with a Hip Toss and lock in a Crossface to get the submission win.

Judge: Firebrand X, you are accused of illegal spying on the Ninteldo Empire with information that you are accused of handing to the Segua Kingdom. How do you plead?

Firebrand X: Not Guilty, your honor.

Judge: Let it be known that the accused has plead "Not Guilty". Prosecution you can begin.

The Infinty Title was on the line next as Tad Sugiyama faced off against Switchback in another chapter of their storied series of matches. Switchback took control of the high flyer by grounding him with holds. Working on the legs of Tad with leg laces and locks, even landing a senton on the legs. Switchback was getting speed by circling the ring for his Rolling Shooting Star, but as he rolled, Tad got up and landed a Cutter on Switchback. Tad immediately sprang up to the Top-Rope an landed the 5 Star for the surprise win. Tad defends his title. Switchback, slightly disappointed, still took time to shake Tad's hand.

Miles Edgeworth: So you are denying that you stole valuable information about the Ninteldo Empire.

Firebrand X: That is correct.

The Tag Titles were on the line as the EBW Typhoon took on the Invaders from Tatoland. The super strong Mike & Swift struck hard once again on the leaner duo, and had things in control. Swift hit a Pounce on Bais and almost got the three but Bais kicked out. Finally, the twin wrestlers relaxed their muscles and cracked their joints, and completely took over the match. The EBW Typhoon seemingly hit a wall finally, a duo that out matched the form EBW World Champions. Bais hit a Bubbledrop Suplex on Mike again and covered for a 2 count. Mike & Swift got their second wind and fought back with hard hits and punches. Swift went for another pounce but on Bois, but Bois dodged out of the way and landed a Dragon Suplex for the victory and the Tag Team Titles for their home country of Tatoland. Bois & Bais sat on Bubbles in celebration over the EBW Typhoon.

Phoenix Wright: Gemma, you were with Firebrand X the entire time, correct?

Gemma: That is correct.

Phoenix Wright: And you did not witness Firebrand take any type of documents are take pictures or anything like that?

Gemma: That's right, Firebrand had no cameras on him.

The hottest feud in EBW came to a head as It was Title vs Title's Existence when Hashim Al-Singh defends against Magnum PT. Magnum went hard at Hashim, trying to not only win the Eagleland title but defend Eagleland as well. Magnum didn't let up and almost got DQ'd as he was being too aggressive. Hashim took advantage of the wild emotions of the Eagleland Patriot. Hashim went straight after Magnum's mustache, twisting it, pulling it, and scraping it. Hashim was able to lock in the Camel Clutch but Magnum was able to reach the ropes. Hashim picked him and piledrove him, then went up to the top rope to perform a high flying maneuver but Magnum ran up the turnbuckles and landed a Top-Rope Mustache Ride for the victory & the title! The Eagleland Championship survives!

Miles Edgeworth: You know your honor? I'd like to talk to Mr. Firebrand X face to face. Is that all right?

Judge: That seems like a fine request.

Phoenix Wright: I don't see how Firebrand showing his face has any bearing on the matter.

Judge: Overruled. Firebrand, the court requests that you remove your mask.

Firebrand X: ...I can't your honor...

Judge: What? It's very simple, just remove your mask.

Firebrand X: I can't do that your honor.

Gemma: Firebrand...

Phoenix Wright: I'm sorry Gemma, I can't stop this.

Judge: If you do not remove your mask immediately Firebrand, you will be held in contempt and judged accordingly.

Firebrand X: Fine!

*The courtroom gasps and murmurs*

Judge: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURTROOM!

Our Main Event saw the Big 3-Way Fight for the EBW World, EBW Animus, & 3'dPW Openspecies Championships. The three men wnt at it with no hesitation. It was quite the match up that saw many near falls. Flying Man flew over Salsa and caught an unsuspecting Ness with a Sunset Flip and got a two count. Salsa quickly dropkicked Flying Man out of the Way and got in a cross arm breaker on Ness. Ness in pain, was seemingly going to tap when a bunch of men in masks stormed the ringside area! The match was thrown out as all men were attacked as well as the referee Penguin and even audience members. Suddenly, the room started to shake as the ceiling started to crumble a bit. The crowd started to sway back and forth as the wrestlers inside the ring held on to what they could as seemingly an earthquake began. Suddenly, Dr. Eggman's voice was heard over the intercom.

Dr. Eggman: Attention all patrons & employees of the Twoson Fairgrounds. We are pleased to announce that EBW is going to take a trip, and you're all invited! We are taking EBW on the road, ahem, through the skies I should say, to the other side of the World!

The sensation of gravity started to change as it seemed the whole building was moving rapidly.

Dr. Eggman: I'm sure you all have heard about the War of Zealstraillia having a cease fire? Well, I'm happy to announce that the cease fire will be ending very soon. And we have good news! You are all now Zealstraillia Soldiers! Isn't that tremendous? Good luck! And be sure to abandon all stragglers, don't want them slowing you down!

EBW Sunday Special: Breaking the Barrier
Twoson Fairgrounds
The EBW Network

1. Trios: Sgt. Strife, Onisuiken, & Hater beat Captain Strong, FPS #1 & FPS #2 when Strife submitted FPS #2 via Crossface.
2. EBW Infinity Championship: Tad Sugiyama (c) beat Switchback via 5 Star to get his 1st Defense of the EBW Infinity Championship
3. EBW Tag Team Championship: Bois & Bais beat Kinniku Mike (c) & Swift (c) when Bois pinned Swift via Dragon Suplex to become the 37th Generational EBW Tag Team Champions, Kinniku Mike & Swift fail at 1st Defense
4. EBW Eagleland Championship vs EBW Eagleland Championship's Existance: Magnum PT beat Hashim Al-Singh (c) via Top-Rope Mustache Ride to become the 51st Generational EBW Eagleland Champion, Hashim Al-Singh fails at 1st Defense
5. 3 Way Fight for EBW World, EBW Animus, & 3'dPW Championships: Ness (c) vs Flying Man (c) vs Salsa (c) went to a No-Contest Ness gets his 1st Defence of the EBW World Championship, Flying Man gets his 6th Defense of the EBW Animus Championship, Salsa gets his 207th Defense of the 3'dPW Openspecies Championship

Nosan: Wow, that's a "hole" lot of debris. If they think I'm cleaning this mess up they can forget it!

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MSDNC Announcer: Breaking News! We break now live to Dick Mathers to report on the Crisis in Twoson! Vote Amabo.

Dick Mathers: Dick Mathers here, and it looks like former President Bash is at it again. It's his fault this happened I'm sure. Let's see what this is about. Oh wait, it's about that whole thing in Twoson? Oh well, I'm sure there is no ACTUAL crisis here then. I mean our illustrious empor-President Barry Amabo has endorsed the Head Doctors in Charge, but I'll report this anyways I suppose as I am an unbiased journalist. So it looks like the war in Zealstraillia is back on, with the HDIC of EBW lifting the Twoson Fairgrounds into the air and towards the war torn country as seen on the map. No one is sure when they will make touchdown, but we can confirm that is the destination. Good for them. Amabo supports the robot agenda, and that means so do I. I know this is what is right and good because the President has said so and personally endorses EBW. The real problem is Havok! I bet former blundering President Bash LOVES Havok. They have refused to adhere to our, I mean the President's agenda, and will not conform to the robot replacement policy! They say the ratings have gone up as a result, but again, more number tampering from the enemies of my President. Why do I bring them up? Well it seems they are engaging on a racist, bigoted, misogynistic hate campaign! By that I mean that are speaking out against the Eggman-Wily regime. With the whole of the EBW roster and staff on the way to Zealstraillia, the delusional 3%'er Ryan IQ has moved his "renegades" into the EBW Tower, renaming it "Havok Tower". That hateful person who has an opinion different from mine and is evil as a result, had this to say about the state of wrestling and other hateful slander that I'm sure means he hates my beloved Amabo.

Ryan IQ: People of the press! The renegades have invaded the EBW Tower and made it Havok Tower. Why you ask? Well it's because of this dammed robot replacement agenda, and the absence of EBW from not just our home of Fourside, but the entire country. Eggman and Wily are endorsed by a man who thrives of breaking the rules. Normally, he'd be a renegade like us, but I don't go trying to spy on another person's tax returns.....that's just rude. Wrestling is about a lot of things like action, suspense, and comedy, but most importantly....oh what was it.....oh yeah....WRESTLING! We are the escalation of pro wrestling, and we don't play pretend or replace our wrestlers with machines. The people need wrestling in Eagleland, and we're going to give it to them. I'm taking over Xcite here in Eagleland, the card we had booked for Chaos TV! will now take place on Monday. For once I can say you won't want to miss Xcite this week.

Havok: Xcite!
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. 4-Way: Troy vs. Jeff Andonuts vs. Dr. Ashura vs. Akinan
2. Singles: Dougie Mach vs. Ishihiro Tomo
3. 4-Way: Lukie vs. Doctor Degrees vs. Dr. Kemp vs. Kyo
4. Non-Title Singles: Subculture vs. Anwin
5. Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. DZ/Ditch
6. Havok Television Championship: Grind(c) vs. Jackson Kain

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Dougie Mach: Subculture, wait up. You and I have to have a talk.

Subculture: The Havok World Champion's time is very important Dougie. It better be good.

Dougie Mach: Ah yeah, real funny. What's with you? You're the Havok World Champion. You brought that belt back to Egotrip and took off my idiot cousin.

Subculture: Yeah, but you just couldn't let me win it alone could you?

Dougie Mach: We do what we have to Subbie. You're a hungry street dog. That's all you ever talk about. What happened to the do whatever it takes attitude?

Subculture: I will do whatever it takes. I don't need your help or want it.

Little Mac: Please gentlemen, let's calm down. We are opening the first ever Havok: Xcite tonight, and we need to present a united front. Now that we have the title again, we have the stroke.

Dougie Mach: Not yet we don't. Not until that title is around my waist again.

Subculture: You don't actually think I'm going to hand this belt to you do you?

Dougie Mach: I wouldn't dream of it. However, Egotrip requires you demand that I get the first shot against you.

Subculture: Is that so? Here's a reality check for you Dougie I-

Little Mac: Please! The important thing is that we have the belt, and the Unbreakables do not. We will focus on the first title defense later, but we have a job to do, and I have an obligation to fulfill with our new business associate.

Dr. Mazenda: Bias-sama demands that we move forward with our plans and step up the operation. Project Brain Beast is a go, but which experiment will be the one to end Muscle Science.

Dr. Ashura: I have a plan of my own, but the Chimera might-

Dr. Kemp: No. I know you'd both love to get the credit for defeating Muscle Science, but I will be the chosen student of Bias-sama that ascends to his right hand. The science of Brain Army Volt will be feared by all because of me, the Fear Beast Kemp!

Hailey Havok: Sup renegades?! The surprises just keep on coming don't they? We are here on the pier, just a couple blocks from the FORMER Xcite Center, which has been closed, down with audience members being brought HERE to the brand NEW Xcite Center, otherwise known as Havok Hall. As you can see the fans are pouring in, and it's such a big night that we've even got bellhop Bruce Campbell guarding the door! Well, that who he looks like to me anyways. So Boss, what's with the sweet new digs?

Ryan IQ: It's time to show EBW how it's done! I bought this building and had it renovated to be a new base of operations for us, but when the opportunity presented itself to make a takeover of Xcite plans changed. Despite the competition, I have to admit that Xcite has served as the flag ship of wrestling for years, and with EBW on the way to Zealstraillia, WE'VE PICKED UP THE BALL AND WE'RE GOING TO RUN WITH IT! We've got a new building, new set, and even new commentators, like Groucho here beside me. Now Groucho, remember that your job is to present Havok as the best thing going. I know you specialize in "humorous criticism", but do your best out there to help us make this the best Xcite there has ever been.

Groucho: Yeah don't worry, I won't make the product look bad, you do a good enough job of that on your own.

Ryan IQ: *sigh*

Hailey Havok: This is exciting! I'm excited....for Xcite! Get it? Get i-oh you got it.

Ryan IQ: Welcome to the first ever Havok Xcite!

The EBW Network has become "Havok" Network at least for one night, as the brand of renegades holds its version of Xcite in the new Havok Hall. A much larger venue, packed with rabid Havok loving renegades, for a night of action that Havok promises is worthy to be on the flagship program of the network. The show opened with Egotrip in the ring for a big celebration for the new Havok World Champion Subculture. Joining them in the ring was Jackson Kain, and his entourage.

Little Mac: Hello Havok fans, EBW fans, fans of wrestling, sports, entertainment. Hello everyone. We are Egotrip, and as of last week we have possession of the Havok World Championship. We outsmarted the brutish idiots of the Unbreakables, and it was so simple! We got them to agree that no member of the Unbreakables or Egotrip could come near the ring for that title bout, but we didn't say anything about anyone else. That brings us to Jackson Kain, our new friend, but a man who goes by his own label, that of the big movie action star!

Jackson Kain: That's right, I'm not a member of Egotrip. My ego is too big to take a trip! HA! I've been hearing from a lot of my fans on tweeter, bookface, and V-Mail, and I just want to let you know that yes, my abs are looking a lot more cut these days. I know that's all some of the ladies in the arena are looking at right now. They are staring at me, fixated on the abs. I could be kicking a crippled kid holding a kitten and it wouldn't matter, because I have abs. They aren't even listening to a word I'm saying right now! Enough joking, I did what I did because a fighter and star of my stature deserves more than what I've been given around here. I make movies for a living and I'm the best fighter in the world. I deserve the Havok World Championship, but I've been blocked at every turn. That's right, I said I'm the best fighter in the world. That includes you....Mr. Satan! I know that you're ducking your in ring debut because you're afraid of me. That's right, I just bad mouthed the hero of Earth, and I'll still cause swooning because again, abs! I think you're a fraud and a coward. I know you're not even here tonight. Too pampered to work Mondays? I'll get back to you, but tonight I have more important fish to fry. Grind, you are the Television Champion, but that ends tonight. My face looks best on the big screen, but I have no qualms being the king of your TV sets as well. That title will be my ticket to a World Championship match, and I'll be challenging someone who knows what it is like to be held down, but thanks to me, he's reached the top. Subculture, congratulations of getting to the top....with my help. I look forward to our eventual title match, and it will be sooner than later.

Little Mac: Let's here it for Jackson Kain! Mr. Kain you did a lot for us, and I vow that I will hold up my end of the bargain later tonight. Now, we give the mic to the man of the hour. He's such a man of the hour that he's the man of both hours of Xcite! Give it up to the NEW Havok World Champion Subculture.

Subculture: No want to applaud me? That's fine, I don't need it. Just like I didn't need help from Egotrip, and I didn't need help from Jackson Kain. I'm a Reality Gangster. I'm a street dog. Ditch and DZ are the only other two that could understand how tough it is living on the streets and fighting to survive. I deserve this, but it doesn't mean I have to like the way I got it. I'll be damned if I'm ever giving it up willingly. I got one more thing to say. Egotrip, Jackson Kain, stay OUT of my match later tonight. Anwin, we'll see who the Based one really is. The champ or the chump? Place your bets.

The opening contest feature 4 of the men who will take part in an upcoming Tag Title match, which each man representing one of the teams. Akinan was looking good, but Kyo and Cure Danny coming out to cheer lead for him became a distraction. Ultimately, Dr. Ashura dropped the cutter on Jeff Andonuts, but fed him to Troy for added punishment instead caring about the win, leading to a Troy punt Kick and the win.

Dougie Mach is climbing his way back up following his title loss, the E1 losses, and his head injury. He had a tough, hard hitting rematch with Ishihiro Tomo that saw Tomo nearly cause an upset again, but Dougie managed to kick out of a Brainbuster to pin combo and rallied back with a Vertebreaker. Tomo surprisingly kicked out showing DAT HEART, but Dougie trapped him in a Fourside Crab, until the pain forced Tomo to black out for refusing to tap, giving Dougie the win back over Tomo.

Another 4-Way bout featured the other half of the tag teams in action, with Lukie trying to worm and weasel his way into a win, but playing up friendship with Kyo, but the oddball slipped into his demonic state of mind as he plunged his Hell Claw down the Alpha Beta's throat. Before Lukie could tap though, Dr. Kemp threw powder in Doctor Degree's eyes and trapped him in a Fear Beast Strangle to get the choke out victory.

Trevor Mach: Tonight, I feel like busting in someone's skull.

?: Well tonight is the night.

Trevor Mach: Who said that?

Tack Angel: Me. Sorry, I was using the...uh...facilities here.

Trevor Mach: Admit it, you thought that was a TARDIS didn't you?

Tack Angel: No. Not at all.

Trevor Mach: Oh....well I did.

Larmore: When the fuck are we going to kick some Egotrip ass! I'm drunk and pissed off....in that order.

Retro Hippie: And you drove here? How dangerous and-

Trevor Mach: *cough*

Retro Hippie: Dangerously bad ass that is.

Trevor Mach: That's better. Don't worry brah, we'll make an Unbreakable out of you yet.

Tack Angel: Tonight Larmore, we're going to show Egotrip that we can play #mindgames too.

Trevor Mach: We know what Egotrip is planning, so I got a counter plan that's going to blow them away.

Larmore: We're going to blow them up? Fuck yeah!

Tack Angel: No, I'm surprised that's not what he meant either, but it's actually a good plan. That is if Grind is down with it. We're a club, so we all have to speak our peace.

Trevor Mach: Grind?

Grind: ....*nod*....

Trevor Mach: Good enough for me brah. BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Right! Before that though, Justice 87 meets the Reality Gangsters. Sounds like a cheap 80's movie title. Let's do this.

Retro Hippie: Oh wait Tack, you've got a little toilet paper on your-

Trevor Mach: Shhh! Don't tell him. This pleases me. Hahaha!

The new Havok World Champion Subculture locked up with Anwin in a fantastic non-title bout. Anwin wanted to prove that he is truly based and worthy of a title shot, while Subbie wanted to prove he could be champion on his own. Late in the match Subbie hit the Counter Culture on Anwin, but was shocked at the kick out. At that point Little Mac sent Fighter Daron down to the ring. Subculture argued with Daron and told him to back away, but he found himself trapped by Anwin in the Based Bomber and quickly pinned in a surprise finish. Based Anwin holds a win over the current champ, which makes a big case for a title shot sooner than later.

Justice 87 rolled into Havok Hall on chopper and bicycle for a showdown with the Reality Gangster. Excellent match, but the experienced former champions were able to route the gangsters, as Tack took Ditch to the outside and splashed over the top rope on him, as Trevor blasted DZ with a Machbuster Knee Kick followed by the pin. After the match, former champion Trevor Mach took to the new interview stage with Hailey Havok.

Hailey Havok: Uh...heya Trevor. You just had a big match and-

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! HEY BAAAAAABY! Man, I'm just full of excitement, rage, revenge, rage, excitement, rage, and rage.

Hailey Havok: You said a few of those more than once.

Trevor Mach: While it's awesome as hell to be BACK on Xcite, in this sweet new pad, I'm PISSED OFF! Subculture, I'm not going to rail on about some rematch clause, cause this game of tag's got no tag backs. We don't do that stuff around here. Instead I'll say you've got no balls if you don't accept my challenge for a rematch. Don't be dickless. Face me in that right one more time. Despite the screw job, I'm not pissed at you, so much as I'm pissed at Egotrip, as well as that movie star wannabe bastard. You know who I'm talking about. Jackson Kain, I'm calling your ass out! You wanted to shoot straight to the top and make a name for yourself at my expense, but that just ain't gonna happen bitch! Before kicking some Reality Gangster ass with Tack, I had just gotten done driving my chopper directly into Ry Ry's office, and I DEMANDED a match against you. With that said, we've got ourselves a main event for Chaos TV! this week! It's gonna be the Blockbuster versus the Machbuster. I hope you got your movie star face insured, cause this knee is going to smash the fuck out of it. BOOSH!

It was now main event time, with Jackson Kain taking on Grind, with Grind's Television Title on the line. The rest of the Unbreakables came to the stage, but Grind asked them to go to the back to handle this on his own. Jackson Kain had no problem coming out with his whole entourage as well as Little Mac, the other part of the bargain being made clear. This was Jackson Kain's biggest match to date in Havok, and he used a lot of cunning and his cheap movie tricks to hang with the TV Champ. A Jackson Kain Shadow Kick was botched when his wire team got hung up somewhere, and Kain was a dangling perfect target for a Sling Blade and near fall. Later, as Grind was about to hit the Rolling SSP on Kain, Koichi Sakamoto shouted "CUT" and tried to direct Grind to let him back up, but Grind hit the move and got another nearfall. Late in the match, Little Mac sent in the stunt double, who is usually very good at switching with Kain without anyone noticing, but this time it was obvious what he was trying to do. The distraction was planned though, as Little Mac once again brought out the Brass Knuckles and clocked Grind in the back of the head, leading to a Summer Movie Blockbuster and the pin. It looked like Little Mac had helped Jackson Kain become the new Television Champion but...

Tack Angel: And of course, Egotrip tries to screw us over once again, but while Grind may have lost the match, in reality-

Trevor Mach: In reality Grind is the one that screwed you! Yeah, this was GOING to be a Television Title match, but before tonight's main event Grind turned in the Television Title! That means-

Tack Angel: Grind is joining all the others wanting to challenge Subculture for the Havok World Championship, only he's the one who has got the legal right. As for you Jackson Kain, well-

Larmore: You're fucked!

Tack Angel: ....Uh....well put.

Trevor Mach: I'll be seeing you on Chaos TV! Kain! BOOSH!

Havok: Xcite!
Havok Hall "New Xcite Center"
The "Havok" Network

1. 4-Way: Troy beat Jeff Andonuts[x], Dr. Ashura, and Akinan via Punt Kick -> Pin
2. Singles: Dougie Mach beat Ishihiro Tomo -> Fourside Crab -> Referee Stoppage
3. 4-Way: Dr. Kemp beat Lukie, Doctor Degrees[x], and Kyo via Fear Beast Strangle -> Choke Out
4. Non-Title Singles: Anwin beat Subculture via Based Bomber -> Pin
5. Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel beat DZ[x]/Ditch via Machbuster Knee Kick -> Pin
6. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Grind via Summer Movie Blockbuster -> Pin

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Earlier today...

Tack: Gee, thanks alot for looking after me.

Perfect Man: Anytime, Tackilicious. Perfect Man is always there for a friend in need, unlike your other friend.

Tack: You encouraged the sandwich to get me out of here even more by putting your name in the hat!

Perfect Man: The sammich sounded more discouraged actually. Besides, you been a workhorse lately. Just trying to soften up your schedule there. All that workload can put a strain to your physical well-being. Just lookin out for ya buddy.

Tack: You mentioned I have never beaten you.

Perfect Man: Well its true. Perfect Man beat you in that tag match main even at Happy Fun Circus. Perfect Man beat you in the semi-finals of that title tournament. Perfect Man with your bff beat you and the lemon for the Double Trouble Titles. Perfect Man beaten you again at Happy Fun Circus the sequel. And of course, Perfect Man beaten you at the E-1.

Tack: Ok ok, you don't have to mention them all.

Perfect Man: That WAS all of them. Oh and lookie here, heres the guy that just might end your frequent visits here.

Mr. Plain: I am truly thankful for this wonderful opportunity to compete for a chance at the championship. Hopefully our match will be splendid. May the best man win.

Tack: Plain, you have nothing to lose! I do! You lose, you still get to be in the contender's match. I lose, I'm gone.

Perfect Man: Well, its not like you work here. You were just stop by to visit and...

Billy Hill rolled Perfect Man up out of nowhere and pins Perfect Man to become All Day Everyday champion again.

Perfect Man: As Perfect Man was saying, you're just visiting, its not like you're working.

Tack: But I like coming here actually. It's actually fun, but with all the weight that has put down on me, I started to question that.

Perfect Man: If its not fun anymore, its a good idea to leave then?

Mr. Plain: We are fortunate to have this opporunity, may the best man win!

Perfect Man: See? Plain here has the right idea!

FXE kicked off right away in a Ca$h Money qualifying match between Gorilla and Ecliff. Looking to join his cousin, Ecliff quickly lunged at Gorilla but Gorilla threw Ecliff down. Gorilla pressed Ecliff and drops him hard with a spinebuster to qualify.

Dre Money and Punkmaster Teck takes on Captain and Doc Gonzo for a chance to qualify for the Rise or Fall match for the Double Trouble Titles. A huge opportunity for Pirated Medicine but Dre and Teck's experience as a team were too overwhelming. Doc tries to attempt the Brainbuster but Dre interfered, after decking Captain, and broke up the move. Teck lifts Doc up and Dre flips over Doc with a neckbreaker and drops Doc with the Turntable. Teck and Dre are now qualified to compete for the Double Trouble Titles.

In what quite possibly be Nemesis's biggest match so far and a huge opportunity for Mystic Blaze, they take on C-O and Callahan for a chance for both to be in the Ca$h Money. Blaze out-speed C-O to the point where C-O rolled out the ring. Nemesis held Callahan & C-O on the outside where Blaze moonsaults over the top which he calls the Fire Wall. Later, Callahan blind-tagged and dragged Blaze to the floor and pounced Blaze. Callahan out of nowhere hits the Whirley Bird on Nemesis to win.

Ahmad: Sir, I did some research and I found some interesting discoveries.

Panini: Let me have a looksee.

Ahmad: As you can see, your little pet project is closely related to a certain uh...nuisance that you are keeping away from. And by related, I mean by blood.

Panini: I see.

Ahmad: Ecliff and Morris are not only cousins but they are close cousins to another individual. An individual who is actually best friends with the man you are trying to ban at this moment.

Panini: Go on.

Ahmad: To put it to simpler terms, Morris is Trevor Mach's cousin.

Panini: Perfect. This adds a brand new dynamic to this Morris project.

Ahmad: You going to unleash him?

Panini: Nope. I'll give him time. Let's let Morris slowly build it up. Let the results be satisfying when the time comes when there's no control over him.

Ahmad: Brilliant sir.

Another Ca$h Money qualifier in form of a battle royal! All attention turned towards Billy Hill. Billy hightailed it and eliminating himself in the process. Then the focus turned towards Skeleton. Skeleton dominated everyone and threw Coconut Head out. The Breakfast Club went on the attack but Skeleton threw Pudding out. Skeleton proceeds to powerbomb Cheese over the top onto Pudding and Coconut Head. The Hair Raisers jumped on Skeleton. Flat Top Ron ends up eliminated but Lightning Mullet kicks Skeleton over the top to everyone's shock and joy. Codysseus and Maya Inca Boy brawled with Jay and Junior as Disco Kid, Picky Minch, and MF tried to get Mullet out. Disco Kid gave a Sundance Jiggy to Mullet and MF body drops Disco Kid out as he was getting his focus back on MF. Picky tried to toss out MF but MF reverses, Picky barely hangs on. Mayan Kick from MIB to Jay followed by a PK from Junior. Junior eats a Codebreaker from Codysseus, but out of nowhere a Shining Mofo from MF. MIB got eliminated by Mullet. Picky regained footing and eliminated Jay then got kicked out by Junior. Final four goes down to Lightning Mullet, Codysseus, MF, and Junior. MF went after Junior but Junior sidestepped. MF landed on his feet but eats a kick from Junior and eliminated. Junior got a Fast as Lightning kick from Mullet and eliminated. Codysseus snuck from behind and eliminated Mullet. Codysseus is now qualified!

Don Panini accompanied by Professor Ahmad and Oog, came out for the next match between Perfect Man and FXE Champion Fergus. Perfect Man and Fergus battle it out knowing the momentum will go their way whoever wins. Morris came out with the Letters not far behind. Perfect Man felt Morris's presence and got a Ginger Boot from Fergus. Amigo, Poo, and Giff Hoyt came out to even the playing field and to support Perfect Man. Fergus slowly picks up Perfect Man but Perfect hits a big dropkick. Perfect Man hits a Perfectplex but gets a nearfall. Perfect Man attempts a Perfect Driver but Fergus kept blocking. Fergus gained footing and hits the Ginger Curse but its not enough. Perfect Man quickly sprang up and hits the Show Off. Perfect Man didn't go for the pin as he went up top. Perfect Man went for the Impeccable Moonsault but Fergus got his knees up. Fergus drops Perfect Man with a big chokeslam but a nearfall. Then Perfect Man hits the Show Off again out of nowhere but Perfect Man gets distracted by Morris again as Fergus slowly gets up. As he turns around, Perfect Man gets dropped by a Ginger Ale as Fergus picks up the victory. As Poo, Amigo, and Giff blocks Morris's way, Don Panini is pleased as he applauds.

The main event is the long awaited rematch of Tack Angel vs. Mr. Plain. Don Panini is still around and is watching closely to this one. The two participants of the greatest FXE match in history locks up again and ends in stalemate. Tack and Plain sizing each other up. Plain has everything to win while Tack has everything to lose. Plain getting technical with Tack as Tack is getting Tacknical himself. Plain won the mat game as Tack elbows Plain and things went underway. Tack had control over Plain but Plain used his generic skills to his favor. Plain lift Tack in a vertical suplex position and kept holding Tack. After a good long while, Plain drops Tack with the suplex and went for The Pin but Tack kicked out. Plain put Tack down again with a bodyslam followed by a elbow drop. Tack sat up and Plain locks on a sleeper hold. Tack flips Plain over but Plain kitchen sinks Tack. Plain went up top but Tack got up and stuns Plain with a handspring backflip kick. Tack sizes Plain up and leaped from the rope to hit a frankensteiner on Plain. Tack signals hit and tries the Angel Driver. Plain countered with a small package Pin but a nearfall and Tack rolls over his way. Tack hits the Angel Driver on Plain but gets a nearfall. Tack waits for Plain to get up and went for a Rider Kick but Plain caught Tack. Plain pushed Tack down and did a Spinning Toe Hold. After a few spins, Plain transitioned into a Figure Four! After much struggle, Tack was able to reverse. Plain ran towards Tack but got caught into a standing Shiranui Kai. Tack pins Plain but gets a nearfall. Tack tries the Angel Driver again but Plain blocks. Knowing his FXE future on the line, Tack knees Plain and drops Plain with a Golden Star Bomb. Nearfall again! Tack went for the powerbomb again but Plain reverses it into position. Plain spikes Tack with a piledriver. Plain didn't go for The Pin but went up top and actually did a flying splash! But Tack rolled over to his feet on impact with Plain hooked and hits the Angel Driver again to win again! Tack Angel wins in another classic and qualifies for the FXE Title match and Don Panini is red with anger!

FXE 34: Ascension Qualification
FXE Arena
1. FXE All Day Everyday Title: Billy Hill def. Perfect Man (0:03) with a rollup
2. FXE Ca$h Money Qualifier: Gorilla def. Ecliff (0:50) with the Gorilla Press Spinebuster.
3. FXE Double Trouble Qualifier: Dre Money & Teck def. Doc Gonzo & Captain (6:38) when Dre pinned Doc after the Turntable
4. FXE Ca$h Money Qualifier: Callahan & C-O def. Nemesis & Mystic Blaze (5:33) when Callahan used the Whirley Bird on Nemesis.
5. FXE Ca$h Money Qualifier Battle Royal: Codysseus wins (13:59) a spot for the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall.
- Other Participants: Maya Inca Boy, Lightning Mullet, Skeleton, MF, Disco Kid, Jay, Junior, Picky Minch, Flat Top Ron, Billy Hill, Coconut Head, Pudding, Cheese
6. FXE Title Rise or Fall Preview: Fergus def. Perfect Man (18:44) with the Ginger Ale.
7. FXE Title Rise or Fall Qualifier: Tack Angel def. Mr. Plain (35:34) with the Angel Driver.

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Hailey Havok here, and I've got the big scoop on what went down after the first ever Havok: Xcite! Jackson Kain defeated Grind in the main event, but the Television Title eluded him, as the Unbreakables outsmarted Egotrip by turning in the title prior to the bout. Quite a dusty plan from the gang that loves shenanigans. Needless to say Jackson Kain wasn't happy about it, and took to the stage after the show, but he got some unexpected company in the process. Let's take a look!

Jackson Kain: Out of my way lady! DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM!? I'm Jackson Kain! I am the biggest star to ever come into Havok! I deserve that Television Championship in my hands RIGHT! NOW!

Mr. Satan: Wahahaha! Looks like the little wannabe peon is hot under the collar! Can't handle the heat? Get out of the fire!

Jackson Kain: YOU!

Hailey Havok: EARTH IS SAVED!

Mr. Satan: I always saw through your false modesty, I'm glad you finally dropped the ploy.

Jackson Kain: You knew? I find that hard to believe! You're a buffoon! A liar! A fraud! You didn't beat Cell, and I will prove it!

Mr. Satan: Wahaha! You got a short fuse kid. The people would LOVE to see their hero make mince meat of such a mouthy movie star, but unfortunately I've got this bad stomach virus that is keeping me out tonight, but I hear that you've got Trevor Mach on Chaos TV! I might just have to see that first hand.

Jackson Kain: Oh sure, show up when I preoccupied!

Mr. Satan: I see through your smoke and mirrors Kain, you can't intimidate the hero of Earth! I beat Cell, by myself, and without any help at all, and I'll beat you too.....as soon as....my stomach virus gets better.

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Hailey Havok: As you can see, the Hero of Earth has got his sights set on Jackson Kain....as soon as he gets better that is! Meanwhile, I can report some big news! After using the brand new Havok Hall to house Havok's version of Xcite, we'll be taking Chaos TV! on the road, to a place wrestling has avoided for years......Onett! We're going back to the roots of the EBW Network! With a TV title decision match, a confrontation between Trevor Mach and Jackson Kain, and a much more, you won't want to miss the return to Onett!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Onett Main Street
The EBW Network

1. Havok Television Championship Ishihiro Tomo vs. Dangerous Dan vs. LG Rod vs. Fighter Daron
2. No Rules Tag: Tack Angel/Larmore vs. DZ/Ditch
3. 6-Man Tag: Captain Blunderbuss/Rockjaw/Bart vs. Simon Stuart/Jake Conway/Cherub Kid
4. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Jackson Kain
5. 6-Person Mixed Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts/Megumi vs. Dr. Ashura/Dr. Kemp/Dr. Mazenda
6. Tag: Subculture/Dougie Mach vs. Anwin/Grind

Dr. Kemp: What is this?! What's going on here!

Dr. Ashura: I grew tired of your plan Kemp, so I went over your head and spoke to Bias-sama personally!

Dr. Kemp: You fool! My plan is perfect! I just need to collect more wrestling knowledge before-

Dr. Mazenda: We've collected enough data on wrestling Kemp, you know that. Whatever your plan is, it's no match for mine. I will augment my body to be the superior wrestler!

Dr. Kemp: Then why are you helping Ashura!? Before Bias-sama graced him with great intelligence, he was nothing but a moronic thug!

Dr. Mazenda: BECAUSE BIAS-SAMA WILLS IT!

Dr. Ashura: If you wish to please our master, your "Brain Beast" project will have to wait. I have decided to conquer Muscle Science and Havok in one fell swoop.

Dr. Kemp: And just how do you plan on doing that?

Dr. Ashura: With a big assist complements of Bias-sama. Gush! Enter!

Gush: GIGA PHANTOM!

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Havok has traveled back to the origin of the EBW Network. The rebuilt Onett, which hasn't seen a wrestling show since "the incident" is getting a dose of the escalation, as the citizens of Onett become renegades for Chaos TV! Even though it's ridiculously difficult to place a ring anywhere in Onett, Havok did it anyways! It was a long held rumor that EBW cursed Onett and that brought about the destruction of the town years prior, but what are the odds something could happen again now that wrestling has returned right? Right?

The show opened with Ryan IQ and Hailey Havok in the ring to address the crowd.

Hailey Havok: Sup renegades!? We're LIVE IN ONETT! It's been years, but wrestling is back, and I'm psyched to be here on this awesome day, where can present the escalation to you! Before we get to awesome bouts, let's hear from Ry Ry here, as he's got a big announcement regarding the title scene. Ry Ry!

Ryan IQ: Thank you Hailey. I want to address recent questions about the Havok World Championship title picture. We have a lot of names being thrown into the hat, but right now Grind is the one that has the legal right to challenge next, as he presented me with the Television Title to get the shot. It is MY right however to present any kind of title match, as long as he is in it, and I will guarantee his title shot. That being said we also have Trevor Mach demanding a rematch, we have Anwin pinning the champ on Xcite, and we have word that Egotrip wants Subculture to make Dougie Mach the next contender. I have to think about this because-

Subculture: Stop right there! Before you say another word, let the Havok World Champion tell you how it is. I don't run from a fight or a challenge. They want to face me, line em up, and I'll knock em down. That includes Doug-

Little Mac: Calm down Subbie. We have to talk abou-

Subculture: I can speak for myself Mac, I'm not a puppet. I'm the Havok World Champion. I have had that honor for a week and already I have been disrespected. Not from the contenders that want the belt, but by Egotrip, for tainting my title victory, and by getting involved when I said not to. I will fight my own battles.

Ryan IQ: Well you're going to have to Subculture, and very soon. I'm not going to announce it yet, but I want to let everyone know that next week I will address this and book the next Havok World Championship bout.

Subculture: I don't care who it is. Bring em on. Bring em all on! Out of my way Mac, and you let Dougie Mach know that turnabout is fair play, even in Egotrip.

Little Mac: .....

With Grind challenging for the Havok World Championship, the TV title became vacated and up for grabs once again. Four of Havok's brightest up and coming renegades all clashed for the belt in a highly athletic and heated bout, that saw DAT HEART prevail, as Ishihiro Tomo cleared the ring and slammed Daron with a Brainbuster to get the pin, the win, and his first championship gold. Ishihiro Tomo, one of the fastest rising renegades, now Television Champion.

Unbreakables and Egotrip faced off again, with Tack Angel and Larmore making an unlikely duo against Ditch and DZ. A hectic brawl of a bout that ended with the Reality Gangsters intentionally getting themselves DQ'd to punish the Unbreakables. The stables collided as security poured out and lead to an abrupt commercial break.

The Blunderbuss Gang continues to make waves, as the pirates of Havok managed to steal another plunderous win, after Rockjaw Chokeslammed Jake Conway to lead to a pin on the member of Simon Stuart's team.

Former Havok champ Trevor Mach faced off with the action star Jackson Kain in a first ever encounter, and he was looking for revenge, but he didn't come alone. The Hero of Earth Mr. Satan accompanied the Unbreakable Renegade, and chased off Koichi Sakamoto, tripping on a rock in the process, but making light of it by pretending to limp and cry. Our hero has such a great sense of humor. Excellent match, with the Machbuster taking it to the Blockbuster. Hard hitting affair, where Kain nearly stole a win with a Stunt Double Driver to a pin with ropes held, but Mr. Satan swiped his hands off the ropes, then pretended to be scared and backed off quickly. Another funny from the hero. Finish came, with a Macha Ye miss that lead to a takedown from Kain, but Mach reversed it into the Trevor Triangle Choke and finally the Gogoplata to force the Submission and revenge win. Earth is Saved and revenge is sweet.

A controversial ending came in the next match, as Muscle Science battled the enigmatic Volt Army once again. Volt has been successful in the ring, but seemed less interested in a straight up contest this time around. The evil scientist wrestlers of Volt where routed out of the ring, and instead of rushing back in, suddenly seemed to put a plan into action involving a mysterious escape. An odd finish, but a count out victory for Muscle Science. It seemed that Volt cared little for the finish and ran away as part of some plan, but what could they be up to?

The main event saw Grind and Anwin, two top challengers for the title belt take on Havok World Champion Subculture and Dougie Mach. Subbie and Dougie were on shaky ground against this odd couple pairing, and found themselves on the receiving end in the opening minutes. Finally, Dougie rallied, and nearly pinned Grind following a Vertebreaker, but Anwin hit the Based Splash to break up the pin. Subbie responded with a Counter Culture and tagged himself in to try and get the pin on Grind, but Dougie tagged himself back in. They went back and forth, not noticing Grind had gotten back up. Finally, Subbie let Dougie in just as Grind was swooping in with the Sling Blade, and did nothing to stop the 1-2-3. Grind got the pin on the former champ to win the match. After the bout, Subculture and Dougie had no time to argue, as the Reality Gangsters came out to attack on Mac's orders. Dougie and Subculture helped in the dismantling of Grind and Anwin until Trevor and Tack rushed the scene to break it up and force them out of the ring. It seemed that all is well that ends well until.....

Tack Angel: We did it!

Trevor Mach: No need to thanks us Anwin, we're just ass kicking boy scouts around here. The day is saved, so we should fade to a close from here.

Tack Angel: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. The show ends, and then we fade to a close from there.

Trevor Mach: Yet, we haven't faded to a close from here yet.

Tack Angel: No fade to a close. No show closing period.

Trevor Mach: How long do I have to stand here smirking. The show is supposed to fade to a close!

Dr. Ashura: Your happy ending to Chaos TV! has been cancelled by Brain Army Volt!

Trevor Mach: Huh? You? What are you doing up there? It's supposed to be happy ending, freeze frame, cut to credits.

Dr. Ashura: Not this time! Brain Army Volt is done playing games! It's time to begin our operation.

Megumi: Look! It's Volt!

Jeff Andonuts: ASHURA! You wicked scientist!

Doctor Degrees: What evil scheme are you planning, and why couldn't we just settle it in the ring!

Dr. Ashura: Oh we will settle it in the ring....the ring of SCIENCE! Bias-sama is all powerful, and his science will rule the world of wrestling! It is only fitting Muscle Science, that we begin our operation here, where it all started, because this will be the beginning of the end. Allow me to introduce you to the Ultimate Chimera! A creature recreated into a Volt Brain Beast! He may look small and unintimidating now, but just watch what assistant Gush can do. Gush, do your thing.

Gush: GIGA! PHANTOM!

The mechanical ally of Volt's Dr. Ashura, Gush fired a beam from his cannon arm directly at the Ultimate Chimera.

Dr. Andonuts: Oh no, it's just what we were afraid of!

Doctor Degrees: Evil science used to do this?! I think it's worse than we were afraid of.

Megumi: What will we do?

Doctor Degrees: .....Fight.

To Be Continued..... In One Week of Real Time.....AKA I'm going on Vacation. Peace out bitches!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Onett Main Street
The EBW Network

1. Havok Television Championship Ishihiro Tomo beat Dangerous Dan, LG Rod, and Fighter Daron[x] via Brainbuster -> Pin -> 5th Generation Television Champion!
2. No Rules Tag: Tack Angel/Larmore beat DZ/Ditch via DQ
3. 6-Man Tag: Captain Blunderbuss/Rockjaw[o]/Bart beat Simon Stuart/Jake Conway[x]/Cherub Kid via Chokeslam -> Pin
4. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Jackson Kain via Gogoplata -> Submission
5. 6-Person Mixed Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts/Megumi beat Dr. Ashura/Dr. Kemp/Dr. Mazenda via Count Out
6. Tag: Anwin/Grind[o] beat Subculture/Dougie Mach[x] via Sling Blade -> Pin

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:06 am

It's been 5 days since the Twoson Fairgrounds landed in Zealstraillia. Luckily or planned, Dr. Eggman had landed the building safely near a Zealstraillia Army Base. Most of the audience attendees that were there for EBW's Breaking The Barrier have been taken in by the Zealstraillia Army, others are making their own base inside the Twoson Fairgrounds itself. The EBW Roster had met with the Zealstraillia Army as well as other wrestlers who were a part of the former "Yes PuroResu 5 GoGo!" Promotion that stayed to help fight the War. Dem Bones & Historian Sara, who returned to Zealstraillia after the E-1, became the mediator between the Eaglelanders and the Zealstraillians. Soon after the Zealstraillia Army was informed that Dr. Eggman announced that the Zealstraillia War, Zealstraillia's Recon Team returned with information that they saw Grey Mann's Mann Machines were back in production, and way more were made than usual, implying that Mann never stopped making Robots during the Ceasefire. At Zealstraillia's Army's General Winter's suggestion, many EBW Wrestlers agreed to join the Zealstraillia Army to at least get every Eagleland Citizen back home.

Two days ago, an attempt was made with a Cargo Plane to get citizens back home, but were blocked by Dr. Eggman's Eggnaught who intentionally missed his attacks as a way to send them back to the Army Base. Today a Zealstraillia Soldier arrived back to the Zealstraillia Army Base with a report that Grey Mann's Carrier Tank was on the move and head to the Army Base's direction.

General Winter: Damn that Mann! He's gonna try to wipe us out.

Ness: ...

Winter: I know Ness, but we can't take any chances on this. Sgt. Strife!

Strife: Yes sir!

Winter: Inform the Men & Women to prepare for battle, and authorize the preparation of the Hat Cannon.

Strife: Yes Sir!

Winter: Ness, I hope that what you're waiting for, will come soon.

Ness: ...

Sgt. Strife proceeded to inform the Army to get ready for an upcoming battle and to stock up the crates for the Mann Co Resupply Canteen. It seemed that the battle would take place at Coal Town.

Sakura Kasugano: All right, another fight! Looking forward to get some real training going?

Sean Matsuda: You bet, I've been needing a challenge lately.

Rock Howard: Let's try not to lose our cool out there, you almost got killed last time Sakura when you were too focused on a Sentry Buster.

Sakura: Ole' Dell wasn't paying enough attention. Besides, in thanks he taught me how to play his guitar.

Ray The Squirrel: Rhythm Wrestler? It's time to get ready.

Rhythm Wrestler: Eh.

Magnum PT: Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Tad Sugiyama: Oh Sweet Jesus, he's doing it again.

Switchback: It's the third day in a row.

Magnum PT: Men, all this stuff you've heard about Eagleland not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Eaglelanders, traditionally, love to fight. All real Eaglelanders love the sting of battle.

Kid Chamleon: The hell is he talking about? Does he not know we're fighting for Zealstraillia, not Eagleland?

Ray The Squirrel: I dunno, just humor him.

Magnum PT: When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league handegg players, the toughest boxers. Eaglelanders love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Eaglelanders play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Eaglelanders have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Eaglelanders.

Hashim Al-Singh: Heh.

Yvgeny Darronofsky: Is he for real?

Magnum PT: Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Kinniku Mike: They don't have guts, they're Robots! For the twentieth time!

Magnum PT: Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Kinniku Mike: ROBOTS!

Magnum PT: Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose! Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great War of Zealstraillia?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Threed."

Stephen Collins: Is he talking down about common man work?

Hashim: Typical Eaglelander.

Magnum PT: Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

Magnum walks off the crate.

Engineer: Yahoo! Let's get 'im!

Everyone turns toward the Engineer

Engineer: Uh... well allrighty then!

The Zealstraillia Army arrived in Coal Town, and prepared at the Mann Co Canteen. Monuments are scattered of men who worked in Coal Town digging up coal and gravel for the maniacal Mann Family and their companies in a useless business war. All of the Zealstraillia Army was ready at the normal entry point of the Mann Machines as they saw the Mann Carrier Tank draw closer and open it's hatch.

Scout: Incoming!

The Mann Machines spurled out of the mouth of the carrier tank, but something was different than their previous battles.

Sniper: Uh mates, there's more than usual and looks like they brought friends.

Spy: Ugh... merde!

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FSW 35 Lineup Set!

Due to the results of FXE 34, two Rise or Fall matches have already been determined. The FXE Title match's final slot has been determined as Tack Angel defeated Mr. Plain to qualify. FXE Champion, Fergus, will now defend his title against five other competitors in Perfect Man, Oog, Professor Ahmad, Poo, and now Tack Angel.

All the spots for the 8Man Ca$h Money Rise or Fall match has been confirmed by qualifier matches on FXE 34. Despite losing, Mr. Plain has earned a spot via the stipulation of his match against Tack Angel. The FXE Originals duo of Callahan and C-O earn spots by winning a tag match. Gorilla won his qualifying match in the show opener while Codysseus won a battle royal.

In the Double Trouble Title Match, Jay & Junior are now enter to join Dre Money & Teck and the champions, Adam DA & Chris J making it a three-way Rise or Fall Match. Black Cena's Rising Title will be up for grabs as his opposition are now determined as well. Maya Inca Boy, Lightning Mullet, Picky Minch, MF, and Ecliff will join the champion in the Rise or Fall Match.

The not-so-important title in the All Day Everyday title will be defended in a battle royal. Billy Hill will defend his two belts against everyone else who isn't competing. However, there will be a qualifying match early in the show as Skeleton will take on The Breakfast Club in a handicap match.

FXE 35: Ascension 2
Danger Zone
1. FXE Rising Title Rise or Fall Match: Black Cena vs. Maya Inca Boy vs. Lightning Mullet vs. Picky Minch vs. MF vs. Ecliff
2. All Day Everyday Qualifier: Skeleton vs. Pudding & Cheese
3. FXE Double Trouble Titles Rise or Fall Match: Adam DA & Chris J vs. Jay & Junior vs. Dre Money & Teck
4. Ca$h Money 8Man Rise or Fall Match: Giff Hoyt vs. Morris vs. Codysseus vs. Mr. Plain vs. Callahan vs. Gorilla vs. C-O vs. Amigo
5. All Day Everyday Battle Royal: Billy Hill vs. Doc Gonzo vs. Captain vs. Mystic Blaze vs. Coconut Head vs. Disco Kid vs. Nemesis vs. Flat Top Ron vs. X
6. FXE Title Rise or Fall Match: Fergus vs. Perfect Man vs. Poo vs. Professor Ahmad vs. Oog vs. Tack Angel

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MSDNC Announcer: Breaking News! We break now live to Dick Mathers to report on the Attack on Onett! Vote Amabo.

Dick Mathers: This is an outrage! Wrestling is getting out of control! I'm of course not talking about the robot lead EBW which is endorsed by my beloved God Emperor Amabo, but the other kind of wrestling. The renegade kind of wrestling that you find in Havok. The kind of wrestling that destroys entire cities! I mean EBW only had to remove ONE building! First, an Ultimate Chimera was unleashed on the town of Onett, but the Havok response was simply deplorable. We take you like to the renegade's own Hailey Havok, who reported on the incident earlier for the EBW Network.

Hailey Havok: So hey, it's been a crazy couple of days eh? Hahaha! I...uh...sorry. So yeah Onett....it's kind of fucked again, but don't worry cause Havok fought back! The nefarious Brain Army Volt unleashed a grown Ultimate Chimera onto the hard luck town, but the science squad better known as Muscle Science were prepared, and transformed into Havok Ranger! The suited heroes then summoned the giant Live Robo, and thwarted the brain beast with a Chojuken Sword Slash finish! Unfortunately, the ensuing explosion wiped out the entire abandoned factory district.....yeah....oops.

Doctor Degrees: We did it! I didn't think Live Robo would be ready, but we managed to defeat the evil brain beast!

Megumi: I knew we could do it with the power of friendship, teamwork, and science!

Jeff Andonuts: We saved Onett!

Onett Resident #1: You idiot! Look around! You didn't save a damn thing!

Onett Resident #2: City Hall is in ashes! Was the mayor still in there?!

Onett Mayor: No, I'm right here! Why the hell did we invite wrestling back into Onett!? It's nothing but trouble! NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!

Doctor Degrees: Mayor, Onett may be in ashes, but Havok and the Havok Rangers will rebuild and repair the damage done to the buildings and the trust that Onett has with wrestling. I know that if you just give us a chance, we can fix this and make Onett a wrestling hotbed once again!

Ryan IQ: So wrestling has been banned from Onett again. Especially us! Apparently, if we're seen anywhere near the town we'll be arrested on sight!

Hailey Havok: Well shit.

Ryan IQ: I don't get it! We try to give them wrestling and this is how they treat us. I mean Volt DID attack the city with an Ultimate Chimera, but the ratings were so high at that point there is no WAY I could fire them!

Nosan: It's like every time in Onett you rumble, all you do is create "rubble". Eh? Eh?

Ryan IQ: Shut up Nosan I'm thinking!

Tack Angel: Maybe we could do charity fundraisers or something? We could send the money to Onett and-

Trevor Mach: NO BRAKES!

Tack Angel: Oh God!

*CRASH*

Trevor Mach: AH! MY FUCKING KNEE! So what are we talking about?

Tack Angel: Holy shit, are you alright?! You slammed down hard on the road. Do you have a concussion?

Trevor Mach: Ha! Probably, but that's not important right now. Listen, I just downed six Bonk! Energy Drinks, and I'm about to go pick up Tali. You come with us, and we'll go play laser tag, start a fight in the subway, and blow some shit up. You know how sometimes drunk chicks will be riding around in limos screaming "What's up Fourside!?" Well guess what? WE will be what's up in Fourside! How does that sound?

Tack Angel: You have way too much energy for a man that just suffered severe head trauma. I have to decline the offer. I have to come up with some way to help with Onett.

Trevor Mach: Way ahead of you brah! As I slammed down on the pavement I got a great idea! We're going to form an 80's New Wave Band, record a single, and sell it for charity!

Tack Angel: What?! Why? Why? What? Why not just do a wrestling show to raise the money?

Trevor Mach: Well that IS what caused the problem in the first place isn't it?

Tack Angel: .....That's actually a good point. That being said, I'm not much of an 80's New Wave guy. You know that, and I really don't think that sort of thing would be marketable. That's something YOU enjoy.

Trevor Mach: Come on Tack! Let's do this!

Tack Angel: No way! I will in no way, shape, or form be apart of this horrible idea!

Trevor Mach: Tack, you need to relax brah. This was a GREAT idea!

Tack Angel: You released the single on TAPE?! TAPE TREVOR?!

Trevor Mach: Tack, remember your blood pressure. You're a rather tall man, and you need all the pressure you can get.

Tack Angel: THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS!

Trevor Mach: Deep breaths.....deep breaths.

Tack Angel: I'm still not sure how you talked me into that. I remember saying no, and suddenly I was doing it. Like a screen transition from "No" to "Yes". Do you remember what happened in the in between time?

Trevor Mach: Chloroform?

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: Probably, I don't know!

Lady M's: Trevor, did you use my Chloroform?

Trevor Mach: Oh hey babe. I might have, but I can't tell you that I did right now because Tack's standing right there.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: Oh don't *sigh* like that Tack. What else could we do? Sell Tack Plush Dolls for charity?

Lady M's: They did. They sold out in like 5 minutes.

Tack Angel: My Mom bought 5!

Trevor Mach: Oh right.....well I was trying to do something nice for a change. I wanted to show that the Unbreakables might be a gang of unhinged psychopaths, masked graffiti luchabladers, grumpy alcoholics, and Tack, but we care too. I know what I'll do. This next week on Havok Xcite I'll announce that if I'm put into the upcoming Havok World Championship match, I will donate all the money made in the match to charity! If I do that, then the other would be challengers will too, and even if I'm not next in line Onett still gets the money.

Lady M's: That's awful nice of someone who wore such tight pants in that damn music video.

Trevor Mach: The tightness forced all my blood into my heart. So yeah, next week we find out who challenges Subculture, and the proceeds go to rebuilding Onett. The sooner it's rebuilt, the sooner something hilarious destroys it again. BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Ah. There it is.

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Trevor Mach: What up renegades!? Unbreakables in the hoooooooooooooooo-

Tack Angel: What are you doing?

Trevor Mach: ooooooooooouse! See Tack, you've got to let me finish. That's right peeps, the Unbreakables are on The Clash, and we're looking for a fight. We rolled in hoping to find Egotrip, but it looks like they are taking the day off. That's fine, we'll see them on Xcite, but when we come to kick ass we've just got to kick ass!

Larmore: Says the guy that formed an 80's New Wave Group. Yeah, real fucking hardcore Trev.

Trevor Mach: Hey! I thought it was awesome! I can't help that I'm the only person left with a tape deck!

Tack Angel: Yeah, but we're bikers now....bikers that have an 80's New Wave group.

Trevor Mach: Well not anymore! That was this week, and next week we're going to be space sheriffs!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Of course we are. Look, I'm not here to "kick ass", but we are here to wrestle, and the Unbreakables are challening anyone in the back to-

Jackson Kain: Say no more, cause Jackson Kain is here!

Trevor Mach: Hey look, it's that guy I beat!

Jackson Kain: And don't forget who cost you the Havok World Championship! I'm an action star! I've got abs! You're just a bunch of extras!

Larmore: I got abs too.

Retro Hippie: No, that's a beer gut.

Larmore: Well shit!

Jackson Kain: I found some guys in the back that want a make a name for themselves and they would love to step in that ring with me to take you on.

Danzig: YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE!

Tack Angel: Switch that guy to decaf maybe?

Jimmy Bar: Shut up Tack Angel! Narutaki told us what you did!

Tack Angel: Who?

Jimmy Bar: The guy in the coat and hat.

Tack Angel: I don't even know who that is.....I'm not sure I know who you are either.

Trevor Mach: Great! Kain, Mr. Satan's got a bone to pick with you, but I have no problems doing the light work of the Hero of Earth.

Jackson Kain: Oh no Mach, we're challenging the other members of the Unbreakables in a 6-Man No Rules Tag. You're being challenged by someone else, my personal Stunt Double.

Jackson Kain's Stunt Double: He is?!

Jackson Kain: Remember who pays you! That's right Mach! This man can take more punishment than you can possibly dish out, and he's challenging you to a No Rules match!

Trevor Mach: Fine with me!

Larmore: The rest of you bitches line up, cause the Unbreakables are going to run you the fuck down.

Tack Angel: And Larmore's been drinking so.....he might actually try to run you over....I would look out for that.

Retro Hippie: What about me?

Larmore: Hold my beer.

Retro Hippie: Oh....well alright then.

The Clash returned to the BONK! Energy Sports Arena this week, for a big five match card, as Havok continues to fill the gap left by the missing EBW brand, still trapped in Zealstraillia. Egotrip took the night off, but the Unbreakables were looking for a fight, and they were answered by Jackson Kain. That wouldn't be the only notable event of the night, as the heroic Havok Rangers, formerly Muscle Science, would step in the ring to continue their war with Brain Army Volt.

Opening bout saw Rockjaw and Bart continue the streak for the Blunderbuss Gang, when the big man Rockjaw smashed Dave Dastardly to the ground with a Chokeslam to get the pin a short opening contest.

LG Rod managed to get the win over the Bakuhatsu Kid, but Cherub took not one, not two, but three Leg Drop Bulldogs to stay down. His heart continues to show through, but the loss of direction since losing the TV Title is beginning to show for the youngster.

The No Rules stipulation made for an intense brawl between Trevor Mach and Jackson Kain's Stunt Double. Intense in that while Kain's Stunt Double can take significant punishment, he isn't used to dealing out. So the crowd would groan at every impact he would take, while still able to get back up. He tried fighting back, but instead of the various weapons hiding under the ring, he brought out his prop weapons, with a chair meant to shatter on impact, leading to Trevor's confusion, with Hippie having to explain that the chair was fake and he hadn't just acquired super strength. Finish came with a Chair Assisted Machbuster Knee Kick that kept the Stunt Double down for the 1-2-3.

The next match saw the heroic team of SCIENCE, the Havok Rangers, take on Brain Army Volt, but Dr. Mazenda had other plans. The lethal lady of Volt introduced the Havok Rangers to her newest creations to serve Bias-sama...the Jinmers. The Volt henchmen overwhelmed in the early going, but a pep talk about justice from Degrees had his team rally back, with Jeff Andonuts getting the win on a Jinmer following a Lionsault. Volt's schemes are nefarious, but the Havok Rangers continue to block them at every turn.

Main event saw Jackson Kain lead Jimmy Bar and Danzig against the Unbreakables in a No Rules brawl. Kain had a sound strategy, getting an ultra violent brawler for his team, but the weak link again became Jimmy Bar, who got the worst of the No Rules violence and got himself submitted by Larmore in the Cobra Clutch before he shattered a bottle over his head for good measure. Tack tried to give him a towel to wipe up the blood, but Larmore wasn't having that "good Samaritan bullshit". Kain found himself on the losing end again, but the humiliation wasn't over, as he talked trash to the Unbreakables on the outside, Grind rolled up and over the top rope to splash down on him and Koichi Sakamoto. Unbreakables stood tall to close out the hectic show.

Havok: The Clash
BONK! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. Tag: Rockjaw[o]/Bart beat Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly[x] via Chokeslam -> Pin
2. Singles: LG Rod beat Cherub Kid via Leg Drop Bulldog -> Pin
3. No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach beat Jackson Kain's Stunt Double via Chair Assisted Machbuster Knee Kick -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts[o]/Megumi beat Jinmer #1/Jinmer #2/Jinmer #3[x] via Lionsault -> Pin
5. No Rules 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Larmore[o]/Grind beat Jackson Kain/Jimmy Bar[x]/Danzig via Cobra Clutch -> Submission

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With a stomp by Magnum PT, a robot Heavy's Head was crushed.

Magnum PT: Mission complete Gentlemen & Ladies, we wiped them out clean!

Stephen Collins: We actually almost had to do a full retreat on this one.

Dem Bones: ...

Rhythm Wrestler: Eh.

Tad Sugiyama: Wait... what's that?

A Flying Monitor arrives into the Coal Town Area and turns on to reveal Grey Mann

Grey Mann: MWUAHAHAHA! You think this is the end? You're sadly mistaken. We have another wave coming after you right now!

The Flying Monitor flies away as Grey Mann cackles. In the distance, another carrier tank appeared, heading to the direction of the Zealstraillia Forces.

Meanwhile at the Zealstraillia Base, in General Winter's War Room, the wall suddenly exploded open as a Black Robot came out of it.

Black Robot: Wha ha! Bokkun Delivery for General Winter!

The Black Robot flew away back into the hole.

General Winter: Ness... we got a problem, Grey Mann apparently has eight robot armies heading in all directions coming our way and to the Twoson Fairgrounds. And you're the only one available to help, look.

???: ...

Winter: Who's there?

Ness: ...

Winter: Oh wow, and not a moment too soon. We could really use your help.

???: Don't worry Ness, we got your back on this.

Winter: Wait a minute... aren't you?...

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*After the MELTDOWN iPPV went off the air, Lady M's and Jenny James were backstage discussing what was revealed.....*

Lady M's: So Jenny....

Jenny James: Don't talk to me, dawg.

Lady M's: We can't just ignore what happened tonight. It's not gonna go away.

Jenny James: You are right. But you said they were just friends, M's. DID THAT LOOK LIKE FRIENDSHIP TO YOU TONIGHT?!

Lady M's: Look liked TRUE LOVE to me, Jenny.

Jenny James: And THAT'S what I don't like. *Thinks about it for a moment* NO SIR! I DON'T LIKE IT ALL!

Lady M's: You don't have to like it, Jenny. I don't really like it either.

Jenny James: Really?

Lady M's: Yeah. But I do respect the fact that my daughter is mature young woman and can make her own decisions. I am sure, Jessica is the same way. Right, Jenny?

Jenny James: *Sighs* You are right, M's. I am just a little hard headed about these things that's all.

Lady M's: A little? My knee still ACHES from our match tonight. Your hard head bruised the shit out of it.

Jenny James: *Laughs* That was a good fight tonight too.

Lady M's: I agree, you gave me the best fight I've had in a LONG time. *Extends hand*

Jenny James: *Thinks about it for a long moment, and then shakes hands with M's* Yes, I did. But don't think for a second, this changes anything between us, dawg. I respect you as a wrestler and a fighter, but we are NOT friends. GOT IT?!

Lady M's: I got it, dawg. And the feelings are fucking mutual too.

*MEANWHILE......*

Hooded Leader: It seems that Melanie Cruise was cruisin' for a bruisin' tonight. *Laughs* Oh and by the way, I would like to wish Melanie Cruise well on her future endeavors.

*The scene now closes out from there*

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Hailey Havok here with some big scoops involving the card for the second episode of Havok: Xcite, but first, we got some other big news that could possibly be very bad, and by possibly, I mean definitely. By bad I mean "OH SHIT!" It started with a interview segment with Havok World Champion Subculture. Cue flashback wavy lines....I mean cut to the footage. Whatever.

Hailey Havok: I'm here with the Havok World Champion, and it sounds like he's got something to say before this week's Xcite, and far be it from me to get in the way. The mic is all yours champ, have at it!

Subculture: I want to talk about disrespect. I felt quite disrespected, but not by who you would think. I am the Havok World Champion, and with that comes a certain amount of clout, like being able to have a say in who gets a shot at this title. I'm not one to ever back down from a challenge, but let me tell you something....Dougie Mach. You WERE the champ, but that doesn't mean that you get a rematch just because you're the "leader" of Egotrip. And if you think for one second that I'm going to lay down and let you reclaim this title then-

Dougie Mach: Stop right there Subculture! I've heard just about enough! Remember who got you where you are right now! None of us were getting anywhere until I, the Chaos King, shook the foundations of wrestling! I made history, I changed history, and I made Havok bow to me! That earns me a title shot any time I want it! I was treated like a joke for too long Subbie, and I'm not going to let you treat me like one right now. I demand to be put into that title match!

Subculture: I'd say Grind and Anwin have you one upped in who deserves a shot, and former champ Trevor Mach laid down a challenge, and I'm not one to ignore a challenge.

Dougie Mach: Is that how it is? Fine! Subculture, I challenge you for that title and I DARE YOU to accept. Get me in that title match Subculture!

Little Mac: Subculture, as the Egotrip manager I really believe it's in our personal interests to work together and-

Subculture: I've been a team player enough Mac, and it's not really the style of a street dog, a reality gangster to be a team player. I'm the Havok World Champion. If you want a team effort then I suggest you follow MY lead.

Ryan IQ: Enough! What is this? I didn't authorize this interview time! You're cutting into programming and-

Subculture: You're champion needed a platform to speak, and he took it. Deal with it IQ.

Ryan IQ: No, you deal with this. I'm the boss, and Egotrip can boast about "stroke" all they want, but I call the shots, and I'll decide the title match. This weekend we get a Sunday Special, and I can guarantee Grind will be in that match. He turned in the TV Title for it. However, it is my right to change the match, stipulations, and number of participants. I haven't heard a complaint from Grind about it, so I've had time to think, and I'll let you know on Xcite just what kind of match you've got in store for your first title defense. We'll see if you're ready for the main event or if this was just a big flu-

Hailey Havok: Hey uh.....Boss? Not meaning to interrupt, but I'm hearing in my ear piece that you've got company waiting for you.

Ryan IQ: They can wait!

Hailey Havok: .....It's someone....from the Eagleland Government.

Ryan IQ: ....Oh...

?: Tsk, this place is unacceptable and not up to code. I can tell right away.

Lady M's: Grrr......I.....grrrrrr.....ahhh....

Trevor Mach: Tali? You ok? Tali mark? Babe?

Lady M's: ....I'm gonna....gah....I'm gonna...

Trevor Mach: Tali, can I just say with all due respect that you have clearly gone...uh....insane...just now. No don't get me wrong I love insane, hell I live insane. But, I get the feeling that an insane Tali will lead to a massive body count. So considering we wouldn't want you to go to jail, how about we try that thing that married couples do and...uh....communicate....that's it! So yeah.....what's up?

Lady M's: That woman. That horrible, manipulative, lying, BITCH! Her name is Nan Peluci, and I want to beat her to death with anything not bolted down.

Trevor Mach: Clearly. Might I ask why?

Lady M's: Years ago, when she was lower on the government food chain, she spearheaded a committee to try and put a ban on women's wrestling in Eagleland. She deemed it too violent and beneath women to try and participate in a "barbaric act". You know those idiots that think video games makes killers? Same principles basically. She and my mother Bloody Rose were at each others throats at that point, as her meddling nearly wiped women's wrestling off the face of the Eagleland. Of course it's years later, and now that Amabo not only approves of "certain" wrestling like EBW, all of a sudden Nan Peluci has tried to make herself out as an ally to female wrestlers, talking up the importance of women shattering the gender binary or some absolute bullshit. I know better though, and I know that Amabo hates Havok, so her being here will be nothing but trouble for you.

Trevor Mach: Well, it wouldn't be a typical week without a little trouble right?

Lady M's: You have no idea.

Trevor Mach: .....Oh.

Nan Peluci: You made me wait far too long Mr. IQ!

Ryan IQ: My apologies, I was trying to run a business. You wouldn't know what that's like working for the Government and all.

Nan Peluci: Spare me the jabs please. I am here on official business from the Amabo Administration. Your renegades have been crossing the line far too many times, and you have our attention.

Ryan IQ: Don't act like you haven't been spying the whole time. If this is about taxes I want to get my lawyers here to-

Nan Peluci: No, it's more than that. It's about the destruction of Onett!

Ryan IQ: Oh yeah....that. Well I can assure you that Havok's own renegades saved the day and prevented lives lost. Ultimately, it was just property damage!

Nan Peluci: EXTENSIVE property damage!

Ryan IQ: Whatever! Why aren't you badgering EBW! I mean they stole a building, kidnapped civilians, and reignited a robot war in Zealstraillia. No matter how cool that sounds, that's got to be illegal too.

Nan Peluci: The President supports the efforts of Eggman and Albert Wily.

Ryan IQ: Yeah, I'm sure he does.

Nan Peluci: However, you have time after time shown disrespect to our President and his policies. At a time when Eagleland needs to unite and pledge service to the President, you continue to give your sport a bad name.

Ryan IQ: Since when do we serve the President? I thought it was the other way around.

Nan Peluci: Some people believe in progress Mr. IQ, and the future is set. EBW has lead the way to redemption with their robot program. A wrestling promotion that can replace its roster with machines that never get tired and never wear out.

Ryan IQ: You mean replacing real athletes with thoughts and free will with compliant cogs?

Nan Peluci: See it however you want, but the Administration will be keeping a closer eye on you and imposing harsh penalties if you attempt to work outside regulations and sanctions. Do you hear me?

Ryan IQ: I hear more of the same bullshit.

Nan Peluci: I have been personally chosen to oversee Havok, and keep in mind that I can have you shut down!

Ryan IQ: Wrestling brings an economic boom to wherever it is. It brings in money and jobs better than the government. We've got our own channel, and we're free from your sanctions and regulations. So until you can bypass congress and the will of the people to pass more, get the hell out of my building.

Nan Peluci: ...This is just beginning Mr. IQ. I would tread lightly in the future. You're dealing with forces you can not go up against. No matter how much you tell us not to tread on you, we can and will whenever and wherever. We'll be in touch.

Ryan IQ: ......

Nan Peluci: ....Wait....Ashley? Ashley is that you?

Lady M's: .......

Nan Peluci: Oh I'm sorry, you prefer to go by Tali now?

Lady M's: The people close to me call me Tali. Everyone else calls me M's. I'd prefer you don't call me a damn thing, and instead call yourself a cab and get the out of here.

Nan Peluci: Is this about the past? Things are different now dear. I have seen that wrestling CAN be a positive influence for women. Sparkle however is STILL far too violent, and sets a bad example. You should really pass that along, because if we decide to go after Havok, we may have to go after Sparkle too. Of course....neither of us want that do we? It's so good to see you again. Have a nice day.

Havok: Xcite
Havok Hall
The EBW Network

1. Tag: KYO/Akinan vs. Doctor Degrees/Jeff Degrees
2. Non-Title Tag: Troy/Lukie vs. Simon Stuart/Jake Conway
3. Havok Television Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. Fighter Daron
4. Singles: Anwin vs. Cherub Kid
5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Jackson Kain
6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Grind/Larmore vs. Subculture/Dougie Mach/Randy no Kachi

Hailey Havok: And now....wait...am I hearing this right? No way....no possible way this is right? I've just heard that we have the debut of a new promotion coming up next?! I haven't seen or heard anything about this on our programming. Are you sure about this? Well alright then. Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado or any kind of promotion....the return of Super Sports Entertainment: For the Win! Seriously?!

Trixie Garter: Weel hullo ther. Mah name is Trixie Garter, and ahm pleased to announce the return of FTW! As yuu all know mah father is Bob Garter, and he iz one of the richest men in Eagleland, so we have put a laht of muney into making FTW the absolute best, and that includes making big changes from the past and doing thins differntly. And weel do that by hirin the same guy who smashed it into the ground last taihm, Rince Vusso!

Rince Vusso: Thanks Trixie, but allow me to shoot for a minute and set some things straight with the damn internet fans and critics. When I put the belt on Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress it got us the cover of Eagleland Today! No other entertainment company had done that before. Ratings hit absolute zero for the first time in television history, but I got the cover of Eagleland Today dammit! I know what I'm doing, and I promise that I'm going to give you what you actually want, and not what you think you want. I'm gonna be like Kobe in a hotel room with a unsuspecting young lady. Just lay back and take it, cause I'm going to defile what you love and you're going to enjoy it!

Trixie Garter: Uf course, none a dis would have beeeen possible, if it weren't fer the efforts and inspiration of my new fiancee and owner of FTW....Mr. Groucho J. Flywheel. My love, ah welcome yuu into this new position with open arms.

Groucho: Oh is that right? How late do they stay open?

Trixie Garter: Ah appointed yuu to this position, not because of ar upcomin nuptuals, but because ah think yer the most able bodied person fer the job in all of Eagleland.

Groucho: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it, I hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't leave in a taxi you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here. Come here Trixie! You know I love you and not just your father's money. Just for the sake of the argument though, you got any younger sisters?

Trixie Garter: I gawt 8 sisters actually.

Groucho: Holy moly, why do you got so many sisters?

Trixie Garter: I guess cuz mah father really luvs my mother.

Groucho: I love my cigar too, but I take it out sometimes.

Trixie Garter: FTW is gunna be the best wrestl-

Rince Vusso: Sports Entertainment!

Trixie Garter: Company in the wurld, and ah know that with veterans laike Lobster Man cummin back to the roster, we're gonna have the biggest names. Without further ado, here iz FTW!

The greatest resurrection in pro wrestling.....would have to wait, as we instead got Super Sports Entertainment: For The Win! The baffling and stupid decision to advertise on pop culture channels that in no way, shape, or form cater to the most sought after wrestling demographics proved to be a massive failure in every way. Using tweeter and bookface did little to provide FTW with an audience for its return show. The show opened with Trippy H, the CEOFOAO of FTW coming to the ring with FTW veterans Jeff Harvey and Lobster Man, as well as bright young up and comer Allen Style. What followed was a 45 minute promo, in which Trippy H put himself over. We join the promo near its end. You didn't miss anything.

Trippy H: I am the Lame! I am the greatest CEOFOAO this business has ever seen! We have assembled the greatest talent that's almost as good as I am. Here kid, hold this torch. This for example, is Allen Style. Actually, you should probably give me that back. While I would never ever give him a microphone, I know that he does that flippy shit the internet marks love. Never mind, hold the torch again please. This kid could one day be the future of this business, and we all know I do what's good for business. I really like to say business.......business. Give me back that torch! I'm not ready to push you just yet. I still need to get myself over, and that's why tonight you will face me in a-

Rince Vusso: Torch on a Pole Match!

Trippy H: That's not all though folks, cause tonight you'll get to see the one entertainer I'm obligated to say is better than me at entertaining. I dare say that if this one entertainer got hurt for any reason we wouldn't know what to do since we only book him to look good, and if he was gone we would probably go out of business instead of trying to put anyone else over. The man who won the FTW Spinner Prop for the 57th time last week in a tournament you didn't see but totally happened, and since then he's made 127 successful defenses....GEEEON SENA! He'll be beating the spirit of wrestling and enemy of entertainment, the ghost of Misawa tonight in the main event. So yeah, just so you know, he's winning. He's not going to lose. He's Geeon Sena. Why would he lose? That wouldn't be unpredictable or fun at all?

Geeon Sena came out to a chorus of boos, but tried to shame the people into cheering for him by saying he does a lot of charity, and then when the audience was smart enough to realize that charity doesn't immediately make you not stale, he taunted the audience, like any hero would right?

First match saw Rince Vusso come out with a stop watch and impatiently sat through the first match, as Lobster Man took on Jeff Harvey. Harvey broke his sobriety again and overdosed during the match leading to a rare Lobster Man win.

Trippy H did what he does best and buried Allen Style, using his shovel to pulverize the guy that could have been a future for the sport if he could hold onto the damn torch.

Sena Wins LOL.

Super Sports Entertainment: FTW
Christi Corpse, Tejas
The EBW Network

1. 30 Second Match: Lobster Man beat Jeff Harvey via Overdose -> Near Death EMT Last Minute Save
2. Torch on a Pole: Trippy H buries Allen Style via Gravedigger -> Torch Get!
3. FTW Spinner Prop: Geeeon Sena(c) beat Ghost of Misawa via 5 Knuckle Shuffle -> Exorcism -> 128th Defense

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:07 am

*The now familiar & yet still mysterious messenger of the Skulls & Bones sent another video tape to SPARKLE HQ today. The following video is shown when the tape is played....*

Narrator: The following video has been paid for in full by the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club.

*The same masked man that attacked Heather Mach from behind with the lead pipe at MELTDOWN is now shown standing next to the Hooded Leader of the club, now dubbed simply "The Hood". "The Hood" now speaks using the same distorted voice as before....*

Distorted Voice: Do you recognize the man standing next to me? *Wait for a moment* Well you should. *Turns to the masked man* State your name for the record.

*The masked man now speaks with in a non-distorted voice....*

Masked Man: My name is Chris Stuckman.

Distorted Voice: *Nods head* Very good. *Looks into the camera again* And does this name sound familar to you people? *Wait for a moment again.* WELL IT SHOULD! *Turns to Stuckman again* Mr. Stuckman, please remove your mask and show the world your face and the bitter truth it reveals.

*Stuckman nods his head and removes his mask without hesistation. He now throws it on the ground in front of himself, revealing his face to the world.*

Distorted Voice: DOES THIS MAN'S FACE LOOK FAMILAR TO YOU?! *Wait for a moment yet again* WELL IT SHOULD! *Places hand on Stuckman's shoulder* It should be very familar to ALL OF YOU! Please tell them what you did before, Mr. Stuckman.

Mr. Stuckman: I was SPARKLE's cameraman. I worked for the company from the beginning until recently.

Distorted Voice: And what happened recently?

Mr. Stuckman: I was fired for no reason other than them wanting to move to HDTV. They said it wasn't in the budget for me to remain on the payroll.

Distorted Voice: And it pissed you off, didn't it?

Mr. Stuckman: Yes, it did. I feel like all my work over the years meant jack fucking shit to them. That I was just another cog in the machine that is SPARKLE. So I decided to turn on SPARKLE just like they turned their backs on me first. Now I am a cog in a much bigger and better war machine. The war machine that is the Skulls & Bones. And I am willing and able to carry out the mission of The Club. The Club that is gonna take over SPARKLE very soon.

Distorted Voice: Well said. Glad to have you on board, Mr. Stuckman.

Mr. Stuckman: My pleasure.

Distorted Voice: SPARKLE, this man worked for you for years. And how did you repay him for his years of service? WITH A FUCKING PINK SLIP! Now he's a loyal soldier in the growing army of The Club. So what's the lesson this time around? It's simply "Don't Trust Anybody." Cause we are anybody and everywhere. And when we strike, you will never see us coming until it's too late. Just ask Heather Mach. Ask Melanie Cruise. And most importantly, ask Nanimura. If she ever wakes up. *Laughs*

*The video now ends and cuts to static from there.*

-

*Heather Mach was at One Eyed Jack's, aka the SPARKLE Bar inside SPARKLE HQ, looking to drown her sorrows after what happened at MELTDOWN with the former SPARKLE cameraman and turncoat, Chris Stuckman. Heather Mach now walks up to the bar and says.....*

Heather Mach: Give a real stiff shot, Jackie. *Thinks for a moment* On second thought, make it a double shot too.

*A familiar voice that isn't Jackie's now tells her from behind the counter....*

Familiar Voice: For starters, I am not Jackie. In fact, I am not even a man.

*Heather Mach now looks up as the bartender turns around revealing, that it's....*

Heather Mach: KUMATORA?!

Violet: It's Violet now. Kumatora was just my ringname when I was in wrestling.

Heather Mach: Oh I see. No matter. Welcome back to Summers, Violet.

Violet: Thanks, Heather. I am glad to be back too. Cause honestly, I really missed this city.

Heather Mach: I bet so. Threed is SO BORING.

Violet: Yes, it is. But that happens when the majority of the population are ZOMBIES.

Heather Mach: Very true. So you working here now?

Violet: Yes, I am. Jackie made me an offer I couldn't refuse to become the second bartender here.

Heather Mach: I see. Too bad SPARKLE can't offer you a wrestling contract too.

Violet. Yeah, too bad. But to be honest, I don't miss wrestling at all.

Heather Mach: Really?

Violet: Yeah, my career was going no where fast and I was hardly making any money. So I was happy to get out while the getting was good, to be honest. And hell, I make more money now as the local celebrity bartender anyways.

Heather Mach: And judging from all the shit that going down with the Skulls & Bones recently, it's a good thing you did.

Violet: You ain't kidding. Good luck with that too, Heather. I'd hate to be in your shoes right now.

Heather Mach: HA! I hate being in these shoes right now. But things will turn around. You'll see. It's only a matter of time.

*DOOR BELL CHIMES*

Chris Stuckman: YO VIOLET! Give me an ice cold beer for the road, I've had a long night of hazing with The Club.

Violet: Coming right up *Looks at Heather Mach suggestively* Mr. Stuckman.

Heather Mach: *Smiling really big* Life is good to me sometimes. *Finishes off her shot* HEY STUCKMAN!

Chris Stuckman: Yeah, what do you want?

Heather Mach: Not much, can you just tell me what time it is?

Chris Stuckman: Of course, I can. It's.....

Heather Mach: It's payback time, you little bitch!

Chris Stuckman: OH, SHI.....

*The scene now closes out from there.*

-

The 2nd Havok: Xcite opened with a big start, as the Unbreakables and Egotrip surrounded the ring. Inside the ring was Ryan IQ with Havok World Champion Subculture, but also Anwin hanging in the back. The Boss looked poised to make a big announcement.

Ryan IQ: Renegades, once again Havok is picking up the ball dropped by EBW, and bringing you the escalation of Xcite! You're probably wondering what all these renegades are doing in and around the ring, and I'll get right to the point. This week we will be having a Sunday Special called Renegade Nation. A title once used for an Unbreakable themed pay per view, but it seems more that appropriate these days. The Government is falling apart, EBW is literally in a war, and the renegades are all that keep the chaos at bay. Ironic really isn't it? Despite us being the wrestling stability that you all need, we have an unstable title situation, and I'm going to settle it here, but first let's talk about the Renegade Nation special. We're in a crunch, and picking up the slack for EBW has not been easy, but we're going to give you everything we've got. You'll see the 4-Team Tag Team Champion match, and you'll see a 3-on-3 Elimination Tag between Unbreakables and Egotrip, as Tack Angel leads Larmore and Retro Hippie against Randy no Kachi, DZ, and Ditch. The main event however is what you're most curious about I know. We've got plenty of talent all demanding to be in this match. Grind is guaranteed a spot, as he turned in the TV title for the right, but then you've got Anwin making his case, the former champ making a challenge, and Dougie Mach, the first champion, making a challenge as well. That's why instead of choosing, I pose this challenge to our Havok World Champion. Subculture, you call yourself a hungry street dog. Now that you've got the title I'm curious to see how hungry you still are. Will you accept the challenge from all opponents?

Subculture: Of course I-

Jackson Kain: HOLD IT!

Jackson Kain hit the stage with his entourage just as Subculture was looking to accept the challenge from all World Champion opponents.

Jackson Kain: Jackson Kain's invitation to this party must've been lost in the mail. If anyone deserves a shot at the Championship it's me. I mean I called out the fraud Mr. Satan, and I beat the man who HELD the TV Title before I was tricked, and I still get cheers cause I have abs!

Trevor Mach: Then you tapped out to the Gogoplata, so what's your point?

Jackson Kain: Stay out of this Mach, I'm having a word with Ryan IQ! I demand a title match for Renegade Nation! Everyone else can wait in line, and that INCLUDES Grind!

Ryan IQ: No.

Jackson Kain: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! You can't say NO to Jackson Kain!

Ryan IQ: I just did. You want a title shot you have to earn it, and if you want a match at Renegade Nation you have to earn that as well.

Jackson Kain: I was more than willing to accept a match to shut up that fake Mr. Satan, but all of his grandstanding lead to him claiming he was still recovering from his stomach illness! I challenged the "hero" and I challenged the "champ". If no one wants to face me it's not because I'm not the worthy one. It's because you're afraid of the superstar! You're afraid that the big budget movie action star will show you all up, and you have every reason to worry. I mean look at these guns, and these abs, and my flawless smile. I'm screen worthy, and championship worthy.

Trevor Mach: You got the mouth and ego of a movie star, that's for sure!

Jackson Kain: Look, I'm tired of hearing YOUR mouth! I don't take advice OR criticisms from has beens.

Trevor Mach: Has been? You say that like it'd be a bad thing. I'd be a happy has been. It sends a very clear statement. I live in the past, everything good I ever did was long ago, so don't expect anything new or exciting from me now. It would really take the pressure off.

Tack Angel: You do live in the past though.

Trevor Mach: Shut up Tack! Jackson Kain, I'm not a has been and I'm not a never was. I'm a right now, as in right now I will be more than happy to accept your challenge for Renegade Nation!

Jackson Kain: What challenge?

Trevor Mach: Facing me! I was going to go for the Havok World Championship, but all that talk of earning your shot got me motivated. We'll make it a #1 Contender's match, and we'll even have it inside a STEEL CAGE!

Jackson Kain: What?! You're crazy!

Koichi Sakamoto: It's a #1 Contender match and you'll get paid a lot extra if it's in a cage.

Jackson Kain: I mean YOU'RE ON!

Trevor Mach: Great, and I know the perfect Special Referee. Mr. Satan!

Jackson Kain: WHAT?!

Ryan IQ: Consider it done.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Subculture: Excuse me! All of this is just great, and while I am curious to see who will be the next #1 contender, the Havok World Champion is focused on the match at Renegade Nation. Grind, Anwin, and Dougie Mach, you all want a shot at me, and a shot at this. You're going to get it. Grind, you should've stuck with the TV title. Anwin, your time in the main event is going to be brief, so don't get used to it. Dougie, if you think for a second that I won't knock you on your ass to keep this belt then you're in for a rude awakening, because I am the hungry street dog, and if you try to take food away from a hungry dog you're going to feel the bite. Just try it Dougie, just try it.

Dougie Mach: ....

The opening match saw AkiKyo take on Havok Ranger in a prelude to the 4-Team battle for the belts that will take place at Renegade Nation. Funny start to the match, with Kyo trying to present Akinan with a gift, much to his astonishment and disgust. Havok Ranger got the drop on their opponents and started off strong, but Doctor Kemp of Volt brought out Gush and the Jinmers to cause a distraction, leading to Akinan getting the chokeslam on Degrees and the pin. After the match Kemp demanded a singles match with Degrees on Chaos TV!. If the Havok Rangers refuse, Volt will use Gush to enlarge another Brain Beast in Fourside. Degrees was quick to answer the challenge.

The Tag Team Champion Alpha Betas made quick work of their opponents in non-title action. Volt were not competing tonight, so Simon Stuart enlisted Jake Conway to step up again the champion duo. Solid match, but Stuart's rookie pick of Conway proved to be the weak link, as the scrappy youngster ate a Punt Kick before the pin.

Ishihiro Tomo continues to show DAT HEART after winning the TV title, by overcoming Fighter Daron AND Little Mac to retain his title, hitting a Brainbuster and following up with a Rear Naked Choke in the center of the ring to keep Mac from getting involved, and forcing Daron to tap or nap.

Anwin looked in top based spirits after finding out he's in the title match for Renegade Nation, and showed off with a great performance against the Bakuhatsu Kid. Cherub found himself having another bad night after a Based Bomber lead to the pin. After the match, Anwin rushed the interview stage to have a word with Hailey and the renegades.

Hailey Havok: Hailey Havok here with-

Anwin: BASED ANWIN! Woooo! I'm in the title match. This is the based opportunity that BASED ANWIN has been waiting for. I've shown that I can hang with the best. I've stood toe to toe with Tack Angel and Trevor Mach. I've gotten wins and made a big name for myself in the E1 Climax. Plus, I don't know if you know this or not, cause I don't bring it up often, but I am BASED ANWIN, and very soon I will be your BASED Havok World Heavyweight Cha-

Suddenly, Dougie Mach rushed the stage and battered Anwin with a steel chair.

Dougie Mach: You see that? THAT is what happens to anyone that gets in the way of what I want. Gets in the way of MY DESTINY! And I mean.......anyone.

Jackson Kain has found himself in a huge match at Renegade Nation, but first he would have to fend off the Pushpin Seraphim. Hippie and Larmore came out to support their team captain for RN, well Hippie supported and Larmore drank and hit on ladies in the front row, but you get the idea. Great match up, with Tack once again bringing out the best in his opponents, but late in the match the theme for Mr. Satan stared to play. The crowed roared as it appeared Earth was saved, but the hero was simply playing games with Jackson Kain, who ended up counted out while searching for the Hero of Earth. Once again justice prevails, leaving Tack Angel very confused as to what happened, but happy to accept the win that was presented to him.

Main event time as The Unbreakables clashed with Egotrip in 6-Man tag action. Mac ordered Egotrip to focus on Grind, but Subculture demanded they make it fair and asked Mac to back off. Great action despite animosity from Subbie and Dougie. Late in the match a brawl broke out amongst the teams. Trevor laid out RnK with the Trevorplex!, with a drunken Larmore capping it off with a rolling senton. In the chaos Dougie went to get a chair and looked to be swinging it at Grind, but in a quick movement, the lucha blading #1 Contender flipped in the air to avoid it, but Dougie did little to avoid clobbering his own teammate Subculture with the chair. Grind landed with a perfect moonsault onto Subbie that lead to the pin when Dougie walked away from his partner. The Unbreakables picked up the win, with Dougie Mach showing that he meant business when he said that he would take out anyone that stood in his way.

Havok: Xcite
Havok Hall
The EBW Network

1. Tag: KYO[o]/Akinan beat Doctor Degrees[x]/Jeff Degrees via Chokeslam -> Pin
2. Non-Title Tag: Troy[o]/Lukie beat Simon Stuart/Jake Conway[x] via Punt Kick -> Pin
3. Havok Television Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) beat Fighter Daron via Rear Naked Choke -> Submission -> 1st Defense
4. Singles: Anwin beat Cherub Kid via Based Bomber -> Pin
5. Singles: Tack Angel beat Jackson Kain via Count Out
6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Grind[o]/Larmore vs. Subculture[x]/Dougie Mach/Randy no Kachi via Rolling Moonsault -> Pin

-

*At an undisclosed location along Summers Beach.*

Chris Stuckman: *Mumbling*

Heather Mach: Shut up, Stuckman. Or I may just throw you off this pier.

Chris Stuckman: *Louder Mumbling*

Heather Mach: Just kidding. I am not going to do that at all. Cause I am not done with you yet. Not by a long shot. You and me are gonna have a little chit-chat in the ring on MAX. And I am gonna get some answers about the Skulls & Bones and their future plans for SPARKLE. And if you don't give me the answers that I want, I am sure we can HAMMER things out.

Chris Stuckman: *Mumbled Yelling*

Heather Mach: I SAID SHUT UP!

*Chris Stuckman now stops as the scene closes out from there.*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Brandy Wine VS Taeler Hendrix
2.) Aisha VS Cherry Bomb
3.) Top Contenders Fatal Four-Way Match for SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) VS Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel) VS 2K (Kayla Sparkz & Kei Akiyama) VS Roller City Derby Girls (Melicious & Crybaby)
4.) Top Contenders Triple Threat Match for SPARKLE Shining Star Title: Erica VS Valerie Del Toro VS Tracy (w/ Tess)

-

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Hailey here with your big lowdown on this week's upcoming wrestling events. Chaos TV! will see The Unbreakables and Egotrip go to war before the Team Elimination match at Renegade Nation, while the four participants of the main event will also face off once again in tag action. This time however, under No Rules. After what happened on Xcite, that could mean everything in this match.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Retro Hippie vs. DZ
2. Singles: Larmore vs. Ditch
3. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Randy no Kachi
4. Havok Television #1 Contender: Cherub Kid vs. Dangerous Dan vs. LG Rod
5. Singles: Doctor Degrees vs. Dr. Kemp
6. No Rules Tag: Subculture/Dougie Mach vs. Anwin/Grind

Hailey Havok: We then come to the big Sunday Special event! With all the recent happenings it might have been easy to forget the big show, but Havok has still been able to deliver a big card on short notice. All the titles will be on the line, we'll have the Unbreakable vs. Egotrip Team Elimination, and the Cage match between Trevor Mach and Jackson Kain, with Mr. Satan as Special Referee. Earth is saved! Don't miss it!

Officially Unofficial Renegade Nation Theme: 8rl25s5jEG0

Havok Sunday Special: Renegade Nation
AMX Plaza, Fourside
The EBW Network

1. Havok Television Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. TBD
2. Havok Tag Championship 4-Way: Troy(c)/Lukie(c) vs. Akinan/Kyo vs. Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts vs. Dr. Kemp/Dr. Ashura
3. Havok World #1 Contender Cage: Trevor Mach vs. Jackson Kain Special Referee: Mr. Satan
4. Team Elimination: Tack Angel/Larmore/Retro Hippie vs. Randy no Kachi/DZ/Ditch
5. Havok World Championship 4-Way: Subculture(c) vs. Dougie Mach vs. Grind vs. Anwin

-

Laying waste on the ground is bits and parts of robot metal and machinery. A lone man walks up to a landing helicopter

???: You're...

the man sniffs and wipes his nostrils

???: ...the only one left here.

A robot in suit & tie climbs out of the helicopter, emanates a robotic sigh and puts on a pair of sunglasses.

Robot: Subject identified. Subject is named "Llyod", Residence placed in the town named "Merrysville", subject is known for being fond of explosives and firearms, personality testing suggests the fondness of dangerous weaponry comes from reports of school bullying. Threat level: Minor.

Llyod: You may be Perfection's lackey Rude, but to me, you're just another bully trying to take away people's homes.

Rude Man: Engaging combat mode, releasing safeties, activating Martial Arts Progra...

The robot Rude Man's body twinges.

Rude Man: Reno... Chelsea... I... miss you two...

The robot falls over as pieces of it's midsection are blown apart by a Rocket being fired at it by Llyod. Llyod goes over to the fallen Rude Man and looks over it's now threat less body.

Lloyd: Just as I suspected.

Llyod sniffs once more and wipes his nostrils again.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the east.

???: Report! Report! All units check in!

A robot slams his head with his hand as if to fix something.

Robot: Report! This is Captain Strong Man! Where is everyone?

A young woman in a hat floats down to where the robot, Captain Strong Man, stands.

Woman: You needant worry anymore Captain.

Strong Man: You! You're the cause of this? Wait there missy!

Captain Strong Man adjusts his glasses and hat.

Strong Man: Subject identified. Subject is named "Ana", Residence placed in the town "Snowman", subject is a well known Psychic, a versed pianist, and daughter of a Catholic Priest. Threat level: Dangerous

Ana: And does your records state you have a chance of beating me?

Strong Man: Checking records... Odds of my beating you is 2%...

Ana: I don't want to hurt you, so please, just stand down.

Strong Man: Negative... Priority 1 States I must follow orders from Grey Mann... must... follow orders...

Strong Man slowly lift his gun, and aims at Ana. Ana, saddened that she couldn't stop him, sheds a tear.

Strong Man: I didn't... want this...

Strong Man fires his gun and looks away.

Strong Man: I'm... an officer of the law... I... can't do this...

Strong Man turns back to Ana

Strong Man: What?!

Strong Man sees that the bullet he fired is hanging in mid air in front of Ana's sorrowful face. The bullet drops and lands in Ana's hand. Ana drops the bullet and walks over to Strong Man

Strong Man: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Ana closes in on Strong Man and hugs him, slowly lowering Strong Man to lay on the ground. Ana palms Strong Man's head and releases a small jot of psychonic energy.

Strong Man: Shutting down...

Ana caresses Strong Man's head.

Ana: There there, we'll finish this soon.

Standing on top of a mountain stand two men, one is a man with a helmet on his head, a mask on his face, and a cannon & sword where his hands should be. The man opposing him in a striped shirt and cowlicked blonde hair is standing in front of him with his eyes closed in seemingly deep concentration.

???: As I thought, it isn't you Claus. You're just a fake Masked Man.

Masked Man: ...

???: I've searched your mind and there's nothing there. To think that he'd try to get the best of my emotions by making a fake of my brother.

Masked Man: ...

???: I didn't search your heart, because Claus didn't have one in the end either. All because of that damned Pokey.

The Masked Man readies his arms to attack but as soon as he readied himself, the sky darkened.

???: PK! Starstorm!

The Masked Man is then bombarded by meteors slamming into his body, knocking off the helmet to reveal machinery and gears. The Masked Man falls over as the meteor storm subsides. the cowlicked man walks over to the fallen robot.

Masked Man: ...

???: At least you know my name is Lucas. Don't get me wrong, I want my brother and mother back real bad. But I know that can't happen. I'm sorry to whoever is on the other side there, you did nothing wrong.

In the far south of Zealstraillia two figures stand meters apart. A Robot plays around with a knife in his hand and handcombs his robot hair. The other, a man in a red handkerchief and hat, stands with a baseball hat in one hand and an inhaler in the other.

Robot: You stand no chance little man, as I, the great Franky Fly Man, will prove to all yous that I am the hip cool cat of all beings.

???: ...

Fly Man: Get bent ya Ankle-Biter! Even if yous crusin' for a bruisin', you stand no chance against me.

???: ...

Fly Man: No, I don't remember you at all, why would I know about a little munchkin like yo... wait, cool your jets a minute.

Fly Man pops his hinged metal collar and adjusts his shades.

Fly Man: Let's see here. Subject identified as "Ninten"... wait, I know that name... why do I know that name? Resident of "Podunk", born with Psychic abilities and a severe case of Asthma, oldest of 3 kids, and a wrestler. Wrestler... wait, I used to be a wrestler... I was? Where am I?

Ninten: ...

Fly Man: No... I can't be here and there. I saw him, I... I saw his arm... it wasn't natural. I talked to... who did I talk to?

Ninten: ...

Fly Man: SHUT UP! Wait... I talked to him... he said he'd help me... I went on this plane...

Fly Man pauses as Ninten takes a breath of his inhaler.

Fly Man: There was... guys there... they were dressed in armor... I met two other guys... their eyes... they weren't natural eyes... No! I don't want this! Help me!

Fly Man drops his knife and kneels in pain. He grabs his head and shakes violently.

Fly Man: No! Don't put me in there! You can't do this!

Fly Man's body starts electrifying and smoking. Suddenly, Fly Man stops and falls over. Ninten walks over to the body and looks it over.

Ninten: ...

Ninten puts his inhaler in his pocket and bat in his backpack as he points his index and middle fingers to his forehead. A metaphysical portal appears, Ninten lifts the body of Fly Man and steps into the portal.

-

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack! Tack!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Trevor, I'm using the facilities, and I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me in peace.

Trevor Mach: But I found a mysterious box! A mysterious box always means FUN!

Tack Angel: That's nice, now get rid of it.

Trevor Mach: Get rid of fun?

Tack Angel: Yes.

Trevor Mach: You have a fun deficiency Tack.

Tack Angel: That's what you keep saying, like it's a serious medical condition.

Trevor Mach: That's your problem brah, you never take risks or chances to have fun. Do you know why I reformed the Unbreakables?

Tack Angel: You mean other than to stupid stuff like 80's new wave?

Trevor Mach: Yeah.

Tack Angel: Well the obvious answer is to fight back against Egotrip.

Trevor Mach: More than that. We're RENEGADES! It's time to act like it! Raise hell! Get in fights! Open mysterious boxes you find at seedy gas stations!

Tack Angel: Well this "renegade" has a baby now. I'm more than happy being a family man.

Trevor Mach: You make it sound like raising a daughter is hard. It's so simple!

Tack Angel: Your daughter is grown up!

Trevor Mach: And she has a girlfriend!

Tack Angel: What does that have to do with anything?

Trevor Mach: Nothing, I thought we were just talking.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: That's it. I can't stand it. I'm opening this box. It's got a....picture inside, with an autograph. "Best Wishes on a speedy recovery Trevor"? "From Jackson Ka" -

Tack Angel: Trevor? Hey Trevor? Could you see if the other restroom has any toilet paper? Trevor? *sigh* Alright Tack, how are you gonna get out of THIS pickle?

Subculture: I'm Subculture, the Havok World Champion. I'm a hungry street dog finally getting a shot at the top, and a chance to prove that I've earned my due, and that I won this title with my own blood, sweat, and I would say tears, but I spent too many nights crying alone as a child, to cry anymore. I'm a survivor, and this weekend at Renegade Nation, I'm going to survive Grind. I'm going to survive Anwin. I'm going to surviv-

Dougie Mach: Stop right there. Let's get one thing straight. You are champion......because I ALLOW IT! That is not going to last. I'm a survivor too ya know. I survived being the joke for far too long, and I'm never going back. So that means at Renegade Nation, if I have to put you in the hospital, then that's exactly what I'm going to do. Let me honest here with you. You may be apart of MY Egotrip, but I don't like you. I don't like you one bit, and as of right now, I'm all over you.

Subculture: Do you see me backing down? Make your move.

Dougie Mach: You and I have bigger fish to fry tonight. Worry about that. On second thought....worry about me too....every second between now and Renegade Nation.

Subculture: .....

Chaos TV! returns to the Danger Zone for the last big event before Renegade Nation. A Special booked on short notice to fill the gap by EBW, but Havok and its renegades continue to escalate pro wrestling, with a card that is sure to be explosive. Before that night, The Unbreakables and Egotrip would go to war tonight, Havok Red, Doctor Degrees would meet Dr. Kemp ahead of the tag title war at the special, and a #1 Contender would be crowned for Ishihiro Tomo's Television Title.

Opening match saw Retro Hippie try to prove himself and his new attitude in the ring, but first he had to show that old habits die hard, taking credit for calling out EBW's robot invasion, but before he could go off on what else he's been right about, the Reality Gangster DZ blindsided him, controlling most of the match, and finishing the Hippie with a Reverse DDT, to score a win for Egotrip.

Larmore would even the score in a hard felt battle with Ditch. Lengthy exchanges lead to Larmore showing he was more than capable of still playing dirty, as he smashed a bottle over Ditch's head as the ref was getting rid of yet another bottle and trapped him in the Cobra Clutch, forcing Ditch to submit. Unbreakables fight fire with fire to even things out.

Tack Angel wouldn't use dirty tactics, but the family man would once again bring out the best in his opponent, this time Randy no Kachi. Kachi was put to the test, demanding that Shadow stay back to keep it clean, but that turned out to be a ruse, as Shadow pushed Tack off the top rope during a TaToBa attempt, leading to Tack eating a No Kachi Cutter and getting rolled with a Randy grabbing the ropes for extra leverage to steal the pin and score the win for Egotrip.

Akinan: *sigh* What's going on here?

Cure Danny: Whatever do you mean Aki?

Akinan: Do NOT call me that! I mean what's up with this meeting place. You said Kyo wanted to talk, which is just weird in of itself, but he's nowhere to be seen. I have to get ready for our title shot at Renegade Nation and-

Cure Danny: That's what Kyo wanted to talk about. As a fellow warrior of justice, he appreciates the merits of friendship and teamwork. He wants you both to work together like a well oiled unit.

Akinan: ....Well oiled unit? Did you just say that? Do you....do you not get what that....nevermind. I'd rather he just stay out of my way and let me do my thing, but if he actually wants to talk strategy I'll hear what the crazy bastard has to say.

Cure Danny: It's not a strategy per say. The power of friendship is lacking in some people, but we have the solution. Kyo, bring the symbol of ultimate friendship.

Kyo: Tanooki.....friend.

Akinan: Huh? Kyo? What are you....HEY....WHAT DID YOU GET THAT THING?! YOU'VE....YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I'M NEVER WEARING THAT AGAIN! KEEP IT AWAY! DAMMIT KYOOOOOOOOOO!

The Bakuhatsu Kid continues to fall on hard times, and no better of example of that has been the Television Title #1 Contender bout, where he faced off with LG Rod and Dangerous Dan. Cherub avoided a Legdrop Bulldog from Rod and took him to the mat with a modified Angel Driver, but he allowed himself to get taken down by Dangerous Dan and trapped in the Submission. The big shocker was that Cherub tapped out to Dan, giving the fiery ball of rage rookie the title shot. Cherub looked distraught, as his wavering heart has cost him another match.

Doctor Degrees of Havok Ranger agreed to meet with Brain Army Volt's Dr. Kemp in a one on one contest, and after a war of words where they discussed their rivalry back in school on Academia Island they went at it one on one, but it didn't stay that way. Kemp showed his trustworthiness, sending out Jinmers to attack, but Jeff and Megumi showed up to even the odds and clear the ring. Brain Army Volt will do whatever it takes to win the belts and defeat Havok Ranger. Can the science team stop them?

Next up, an unscheduled interruption by Jackson Kain. The action movie superstar touted his unprecedented success in movies, and how after Renegade Nation he would go on to become Havok World Champion. Just then, the Savior of Earth Mr. Satan showed up along with a bloody Trevor Mach who rolled into the arena on his bike, flanked by Larmore and Hippie, who went down and surrounded the ring. As Larmore hit on Koichi Sakamoto's mandatory gravure model, Trevor held up the autograph calling card of Kain, and said he got the message, but the message for Kain is that he was down messing around and playing games for now, and he had managed to piss off the unchained Renegade. Mach promised to return the favor and piss of Jackson Kain at Renegade Nation inside the Steel Cage.

Main event time, as #1 Contenders Anwin and Grind teamed up against fellow #1 Contender Dougie Mach and Havok World Champion Subculture. These teams clashed before, but this time there would be no rules. Hectic match, with Anwin and Grind having to keep an eye out for Little Mac, who could legally lay them out with the KO Punch. Egotrip had worries on their own, as Dougie was more focused on playing mind games with Subculture, but the champ was more than happy to strike back, attacking Dougie and returning the favor from Xcite. Little Mac pleaded with a smiling Subculture as he left the ring, while Anwin and Grind both went high risk, splashing down on Dougie, with Grind getting the 1-2-3. The teamwork between Grind and Anwin would end there, as both men, as well as the man on the mat would all be getting a shot at Subculture's Havok World Championship, this week at Renegade Nation.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. Singles: DZ beat Retro Hippie via Reverse DDT -> Pin
2. Singles: Larmore beat Ditch via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Tack Angel via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
4. Havok Television #1 Contender: Dangerous Dan beat Cherub Kid[x] and LG Rod via Ankle Lock -> Submission
5. Singles: Doctor Degrees beat Dr. Kemp via DQ
6. No Rules Tag: Anwin/Grind[o] beat Subculture/Dougie Mach[x] via Rolling SSP -> Pin

-

The Clash would be the final stop before Renegade Nation, and served to hype the big show, but also showed three matches, with one of them having Special implications.

Fighter Daron managed to come back from recent losses without the help of Egotrip, by using Mac's KO Punch to lay out Picasso Priest to get the win.

Jake Conway scored his very first win in a three way battle against the ultra violent Danzig and Jimmy Bar. The scrappy rookie took advantage of Danzig dropping Bar and the proceeding to put himself through a barbed wire table for no reason, leaving Conway the chance to hit a chair assisted DDT for the pin and the win.

Main event time saw Tack lead the Unbreakables out to watch Larmore and Hippie in a warm up against the Dastardly Duo. Very odd couple team surprised all, when Larmore got Hippie hammered on booze, giving him the liquid courage to fight, and by fight I mean he collapsed and happened to roll up Dave by accident to get the win.

Havok: The Clash
BONK! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Fighter Daron beat Picasso Priest via KO Punch -> Pin
2. No Rules 3-Way: Jake Conway beat Danzig and Jimmy Bar[x] via Chair Assisted DDT -> Pin
3. Tag: Larmore/Retro Hippie[o] beat Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly[x] via Roll Up -> Pin

Reporter: Thanks again for the interview Mr. Kain, that was really great, and our lady readers will love to look at the photo shoot and ignore the article because....ya know.....abs.

Jackson Kain: Sweaty abs.

Reporter: Oooo....I must be going.....to work on the article. humina humina humina.

Jackson Kain: It's not easy being my abs. Well it's time to-

Trevor Mach: Hold it....right there.....Kain.

Jackson Kain: It's Jackson Kain to you, and who the hell do you think you are coming to me and-

Trevor Mach: Who am I? WHO AM I?! I'm the guy you bashed in the head REMEMBER?! Look at ALL THIS BLOOD! Isn't that hilarious?!

Jackson Kain: ....You're insane.

Trevor Mach: Am I? Maybe I am. Maybe I am. No....scratch that. I am insane....you're right. Cause see, I can switch my moods JUST LIKE THAT! It's the Mach curse, where we all go a little mad, but most times you can catch me on a good day, having a good time, and doing whatever I want. This....this is a bad day for you Kain....this isn't one of those days. Hahaha. This isn't one of those days at all!

Jackson Kain: I don't have time for this! I-

Trevor Mach: YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE TIME! HAHA! I'm gonna make it for ya! Big Action Move Star! You call Mr. Satan the fraud, but we all know who the real fraud is don't we. The ones who look in your eyes behind those shades. I see it. I see that you're afraid right now. I thought you were so tough. Come on big star, lay me out! LAY ME OUT AGAIN! The autograph? Nice touch, but I thought you charged for these.

Jackson Kain: ....Consider that a freebie, but that's the only one you get.

Trevor Mach: I'm sure it's worth something. You know what would make it worth more? I think if I covered it in your blood. What do YOU think? LET'S FIND OUT!

Jackson Kain: You get the hell away from me! You want to go right here?! FINE!

-Minutes Later-

Jackson Kain: GET BACK! THIS ISN'T A MATCH! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! Not to a man with my chiseled abs and perfect cheek bones!

Trevor Mach: Oh I'm sorry Jackson Kain, but it looks like your Director got CANNED! HAHAHAHA! Where you going action star!? I thought you were the real deal! Surely that's what that attack was all about right?! Calling me out! Now you're running?! Is that the legacy you want in Havok?! WHAT A LEGACY!

Jackson Kain: YOU'RE CRAZY!

Trevor Mach: YES! HAHAHAHA!

Ryan IQ: Trevor! Stop! That's enough!

Trevor Mach: NO! IT'S NOT ENOUGH! IT'S NEVER ENOUGH! Between douche bags like this guy and your Government friends Ry Ry IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

Jackson Kain: Call off this lunatic boss! Who the hell does he think he is!?

Trevor Mach: I'M UNBREAKABLE! I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND! At Renegade Nation, you're in for a world of hurt, and this autograph is going to go up in value. Oh man, I'm excited. I'M EXCITED RY RY! I'M EXCITED KAIN! THIS IS GOOD! Man, Ry Ry I AM NOT DONE! I was going to play it happy and cool, but the blood is pumping. This blood is FLOWING! AT Renegade Nation Kain......YOURS WILL BE TOO! BOOSH!

-

*RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED*

Heather Mach: Don't worry Stuckman, this will all be over soon. I will have my answers and you will no longer be a factor in this equation.

Chris Stuckman: *Muffled Mumbling*

Heather Mach: SHUT UP! And remember if you don't give me the answers I want. *Shoves sledgehammer in Stuckman's face* Then it's gonna be HAMMER TIME, you little BITCH!

Chris Stuckman: *Muffled Yelling*

Heather Mach: I SAID SHUT UP!

*Chris Stuckman now stops yelling and the scene closes out to the opening video from there.*

*The show opens immediately with the new SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, M's Style and Jessica James, in the ring.*

Jessica James: Hello everybody, we are out here tonight to explain ourselves for what happened on MELTDOWN. And we don't want to delay the show, so we will make this short and sweet. Or should I say, M's Style will. *Hands the mic to M's Style*

M's Style: Yes, I can speak normally now, even though I am 100% deaf. It's taken along time for me to be able to though. And do you know who helped overcome this......JESSICA JAMES!

*Jessica James just smiles and nods her head in agreement with M's Style.*

M's Style: She has helped me more than ANYBODY else has. That even includes my mother, Lady M's. In fact, when my mother wouldn't allow me to train as a wrestler and teach me the basics of it, Jessica James volunteered to be my training partner and help me achieve my dream. Now I will admit this wasn't my original dream. My original dream was to win the gold medal in wrestling at Olympics for Eagleland. But that dream was taken from me, thanks to certain GOVERNMENT BITCHES who will remain nameless. They got wrestling REMOVED from the Olympics. So I had no choice but to turn pro earlier than I wanted too. And thanks to YOU...

*M's Style now turns to Jessica James and looks into her eyes*

M's Style: I have never regretted that decision at all. You, Jessica James, are my gold medal.

Jessica James: *Talking slowly and carefully, so M's can understand her words* And you are mine. Cause you gave my reason to stick around in wrestling and continue this silly little dream of my mine. And being able to continue it with you is a dream come true. In fact, it's all the motivation I'll ever need. You complete me. And for that reason alone, I...LOVE...YOU.

M's Style: I LOVE YOU TOO.

*M's Style and Jessica James now go embrace each other and kiss, but they interrupted by the appearance of both Lady M's and Jenny James. Both now enter the ring and begin arguing with M's Style and Jessica James for a few moments over what was just said. Eventually the SPARKLE Interim General Manager, Lucca, comes out and stands on the stage....*

Lucca: Ladies, I thought you all agreed that you were gonna let this thing go and not drag it out on television? But since it seems like you just want to continue your little family feud on SPARKLE MAX, then I am gonna let you do just that. Cause tonight in that very ring, in a non-title match, it will be Lady M's and Jenny James taking on the new SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, M's Style and Jessica James!

*The scene now close out from there*

Venus: Hi everybody, Venus here with.....just Tess? Tess, where Tracy? She is supposed to do an interview right now.

Tess: Where do you think she is? *Venus tries to speak* Don't answer that, you stupid bimbo.

Venus: ......

Tess: And to answer you question, Venus, Tracy is doing some last minute preparation for the Top Contender's Triple Threat Match later tonight. Which is absurd to me to think that Tracy has to win a some stupid match to become the Top Contender. She is the Show Stealer and the former champion after all. But nevertheless, she will win tonight. And then she will go on to DESTINY and regain the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion for a record setting THIRD TIME! So is THAT all u needed to hear, Venus?

Venus: Yes.

Tess: Good, then we are done here. Goodbye. *Tess now leaves*

Venus: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I would have rather heard that from Tracy's mouth instead of yours.

*The show's action then kicked off tonight with a singles match between Brandy Wine and Taeler Hendrix, whom is still undefeated in singles competition.*

1.) Brandy Wine and Taeler Hendrix had a very competitive match tonight, going back and fourth. Brandy Wine eventually went for the Cannonball Senton off the top rope but Taeler Hendrix rolled out of the way at the last second. One Chick Kick to the recovering Brandy Wine's head later and Taeler Hendrix remained undefeated.

*After the match, Brandy Wine challenged Taeler Hendrix to a rematch next week. Taeler Hendrix was more than happy to accept the challenge as well.*

2.) Aisha and Cherry Bomb squared off in the second match of the night, which was back and fourth as well. Eventually Cherry Bomb went for the BSE (Best Superkick Ever), but Aisha rolled out of the ring, content to take the countout loss as usual. But Cat Power made sure that didn't happen, by running down to ringside and tossing Aisha back in the ring. Cherry Bomb then nailed Aisha with the BSE for the victory.

*Little payback after MELTDOWN for Cat Power. But Cherry Bomb was not happy about the tainted victory and argued with Cat Power about her "help" tonight on the ramp as well.*

3.) It was now time for the Fatal Four-Way Match to determine the Top Contenders to the SPARKLE Twin Star Championship. All four teams in this match, want to be the top contenders for one reason or the other too. This boiled down to an all out brawl with all four teams brawling all over the arena. 2K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz) and abc (Miss April and Brooke Carter) continued their rivalry, brawling all around ringside and through the crowd to the back. This left Bad Vibrations (Rayne and Ariel) alone with the Roller City Derby Girls (Melicious & Crybaby) in the ring. Some more miscommunication led to Crybaby nailed Melicious with a Spear on accident. This allowed Rayne to roll up Crybaby from behind using the tights for the victory. Bad Vibrations are the new Top Contenders to the SPARKLE Twin Star titles!

*After the match, Crybaby and Melicious continued to yell at each other in the ring, almost coming to physical blows this time as Bad Vibrations celebrated their victory on the outside of the ring.*

Venus: Hello everybody, Venus here again. This time, I am standing by with the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Sunny Malibu!

Sunny Malibu: What's up, everybody.

Venus: The Top Contenders Triple Threat Match is what's up. Your thoughts?

Sunny Malibu: Nice segway there, Venus. My thoughts are simply this. I don't care who wins the match tonight. Cause I am fighting champion and will defend this belt against ANYBODY. And at DESTINY, if they want this belt, they can come and try to take it. CAUSE THE CHAMP IS HERE! *Raises the championship belt over her head.* AND SUNNY DAYS ARE HERE TO STAY!

Venus: I can agree to that too.

4.) It was now time for the Triple Threat Match to determine the Top Contender to the SPARKLE Shining Star Championship, with the winner facing Sunny Malibu for the title at DESTINY. Late into the match, Erica managed to nail Tracy with KFO/Knocked the Fuck Out (Diamond Cutter) during her attempt at the Tik-Tak (Zig-Zag) from behind. Tracy rolled to outside as a result and a frantic Tess tried to get Tracy back into the match. Erica, sensing the end was near, then went for the KFO/Knocked the Fuck Out (Diamond Cutter) on Valerie Del Toro. But Valerie countered the move into a jumping armbreaker. Valerie then began to wear out Erica's arm with hard kicks, looking to set up for Cross Armbreaker. Erica continued to fight it off, locking her hands together, to keep Valerie from locking it in completely. During this struggled, Tracy was able to nail Valerie with the Perfect 10 (Lionsault) to break it up. This cause Erica to fall out of the ring as Tracy made the cover on Valerie for the victory. Tracy is now the Top Contender!

*After the match, Tracy and Tess celebrated on the stage as the now angry Erica entered the ring. She then turned her attention to the recovering Valerie Del Toro. Erica now lays out Valerie Del Toro with the KFO. Erica now poses over Valerie Del Toro as the scene closes out from there*

Heather Mach: Can you feel it, Mr. Stuckman. You and you skull-faces friends' impending DOOM!

Chris Stuckman: *Muffled Mumbling*

Heather Mach: Patience. Your time will come. But not until after the main event. So let's watch, cause it could be the last match you ever get to watch.

Chris Stuckman: *Muffled Yelling*

Heather Mach: SHUT UP!

*Chris Stuckman now shuts up and it closes out from there.*

5.) In the main event that was made by Lucca earlier tonight, Lady M's and Jenny James took on the SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, M's Style and Jessica James, in a non-title match. Lady M's was very reluctant to fight her own daughter tonight, but a slap to the face from M's Style, proved to be the motivation she needed. Eventually Jenny James went to hit M's Style with her steel chain and Lady M's took it away from her. Jenny and M's then began to fight again with Jenny shoving M's and causing her to fall out of ring and twist her injured knee. The surprised Jenny was then nailed with the Sexy Strong Stunner from Jessica James. Jessica then pinned her own sister for the victory.

*After the match Jenny James argued with Jessica James in the ring. Jenny then picked up her steel chain and left the ring, not wanting to hear anymore from her sister. She then saw M's Style checking on her injured mother on the outside. Jenny pointed as Jessica in the ring, who shook her head. Jenny then laid out M's Style with a steel chain shot to the back of her head. Jenny then smiled about it and left by herself as the disgusted Jessica checked on M's Style as the scene closes out from there.*

Heather Mach: That was a very interesting turn of events, wouldn't you agree, Mr. Stuckman?

Chris Stuckman: *Muffled Mumbling*

Heather Mach: *Looks at her imaginary watch* Oh look at the time. Look like it's showtime, Mr. Stuckman. *Get right next to him with the sledgehammer* Any last requests?

Chris Stuckman: *Muffled Yelling*

Heather Mach: SHUT UP!

*Chris Stuckman now shuts up again.*

Heather Mach: *Groans* Let's just go to the ring, you are pissing me off.

*Heather Mach now begins to drag the tied up Chris Stuckman as he continues to yell in muffled screams as the segment closes out there*

Heather Mach: Okay, Mr. Stuckman, you already know why you are out here tonight. *Stuckman nods his head in agreement* Alright. So let's just cut right to fucking chase.

*Heather now aggressively removes the tape from Chris Stuckman's mouth*

Chris Stuckman: ARGH! JESUS CHRIST! Why don't you just ripped my lips off first, you stupid bitch!

Heather Mach: WHY WON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP!

*Heather Mach now slams the hammer hard into the chest and midsection of Chris Stuckman. Stuckman now crumbles to the mat, in pain. Heather Mach now yells at him....*

Heather Mach: NOW I WANT ANSWERS! AND I WANT THEM NOW!

*Chris Stuckman now rolls over and sits up. He now tells her...*

Chris Stuckman: All you need to know is that you are getting yourself into things you shouldn't. And they go deeper than you already know.

*Heather Mach now begins to slap Stuckman hard repeatedly across the face as she yells at him...*

Heather Mach: HOW DEEP?! ANSWER ME!

*Chris Stuckman now just spits blood from his busted lip into the face of Heather. He now tells her in defiance....*

Chris Stuckman: ARGO NUNYA! THAT'S ALL YOU ARE GETTING FROM ME!

Heather Mach: We'll see about that.

*Heather Mach now slams the hammers hard into the side of the head of Chris Stuckman, busting him open badly. Heather Mach now yells at him....*

Heather Mach: I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT, STUCKMAN!

Chris Stuckman: *Groggily* Go ahead, bitch. Do you worse and see if I even give a fuck.

*Heather Mach now puts her foot across the throat of Stuckman and yells at him.....*

Heather Mach: EVEN IF I KILL YOU! ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE FOR THE CLUB, STUCKMAN?!

Chris Stuckman: YES! Cause DEATH would be the EASY way out if I talked.

*Heather Mach now takes her foot off Stuckman's throat and says out loud....*

Heather Mach: Goddamn it.

Chris Stuckman: *Laughing*

Heather Mach: Stop laughing, Stuckman!

Chris Stuckman: *Laughing*

Heather Mach: STOP IT!

Chris Stuckman: *Stops* Sorry, I was just thinking of what The Club is about to do to you.

Heather Mach: And why is that so funny, Stuckman?

Chris Stuckman: CAUSE WE JUST SET YOUR SORRY ASS UP AGAIN, YOU STUPID BITCH!

*Heather Mach now looks around the ring as and sees all NINE members of the Skulls & Bones beginning to surround it. Heather Mach now clutches the sledgehammer tighter, preparing for the fight as Stuckman says, out loud...*

Chris Stuckman: And....here....we....GO!

*As if on cue, all nine members of The Club attack Heather Mach at once in the ring, like pack of hungry wolves. Even with the sledgehammer, Heather Mach is quickly overwhelmed by the numbers game. They then proceed to Triple Team Powerbomb her THREE TIMES in a row. The biggest member of the group now picks up the lifeless body of Heather Mach and begins to carry her out of the ring. The rest of The Club now follow her out as The Hood talks with the The Plumber in the ring. The Hood then pulls out and hands the lead pipe to The Plumber. The Plumber nods her head in agreement. The Hood then leaves as The Plumber helps Chris Stuckman to his feet. And without no warning at all, The Plumber smashes the lead pipe hard across the head and face of Chris Stuckman. The Plumber then stands over the fallen Stuckman for a few moments, while raising her fist into the air. The Plumber then drops the bloody pipe onto Stuckman and leaves him for dead in the ring.

The cameras now focus on the bloody body of Chris Stuckman as the show ends there*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Taeler Hendrix beat Brandy Wine with the Chick Kick.
2.) Cherry Bomb beat Aisha with the BSE.
3.) Top Contenders Fatal Four-Way Match for SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel) beat ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter), 2K (Kayla Sparkz & Kei Akiyama), & Roller City Derby Girls (Melicious & Crybaby) when Rayne pinned Crybaby with a roll-up to become the NEW Top Contenders.
4.) Top Contenders Triple Threat Match for SPARKLE Shining Star Title: Tracy beat Erica & Valerie Del Toro when she pinned Valerie with the Perfect 10 to become the NEW Top Contender.
5.) Non-Title Match: M's Style & Jessica James beat Lady M's & Jenny James when Jessica James pinned Jenny James with the Sexy Strong Stunner.

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:08 am

*After SPARKLE MAX went off the air, Lucca was discussing what happened on the show with Venus, when a very important person interrupted them....*

Mr. Lu: Am I interrupting anything important.

Lucca: Oh, not at all, sir.

Mr. Lu: Good, good. So what's the current development on the situation, Lucca?

Lucca: Not very good, sir. Venus just told me that Chris Stuckman is in the same scenario as Nanimura was when she was attacked.

Mr. Lu: That bad, huh?

Lucca: He's lucky to be alive, quite frankly. In fact, even if he ever does come out of the coma, he may never even remember anything due to the severe head trauma.

Mr. Lu: Damn those Skulls & Bones. Especially that "Plumber", whoever she is.

Lucca: She's very good at her "job", that's for sure.

Mr. Lu: Yes, I can see why Skulls & Bones recruited her. Anyways is that all there is report?

Lucca: No. It gets worse I am afraid.

Mr. Lu: Worse?

Lucca: Yes, sir. The Skulls & Bones have abducted Heather Mach. he has gone completely missing since MAX went off the air.

Mr. Lu: Goddamn it. That's not good.

Lucca: It's not good at all, sir. Who knows what those skull-faces thugs have planned either.

Venus: And what can we do to help her?

Mr. Lu: Honestly. Pray.

Venus: PRAY?!

Mr. Lu: Yeah, not much else we can do at this point. We know very little about this Motorcycle Club and how they operate. So we better pray that Heather Mach doesn't do anything stupid and get herself seriously hurt like Nanimura or worse.

Venus: Worse?

Mr. Lu: MUCH worse.

Venus: Oh...my....god.

*The scene then closes out from there

MEANWHILE, BACKSTAGE....*

Rayne: Well hello there, Jessica.

Jessica James: *Groans* Just leave me alone.

Rayne: Jeez, try to have a friendly chat with somebody and you get treated badly.

Ariel: YEAH! You don't have to be so rude.

Jessica James: Look bitches, I have had a very bad night tonight. I don't want to be bothered right now.

Rayne: Oh that's right, your deaf girlfriend can beat up by your sister tonight.

Ariel: Heh Heh, she must be blind too. Cause she should've seen that coming.

Jessica James: SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

Rayne: WOW! That struck a nerve. In fact, if I didn't know any better. I'd say you are upset.

*Jessica James just stares about both of them with a glare that could kill.*

Ariel: She's giving us the evil eye, Rayne. She IS upset. She may even cry.

Rayne: HA! You gonna cry, Jessica?

Jessica James: No. But I am gonna make you two cry BLOOD in a few moments.

Rayne: WHOA! This took a dark turn quickly. There is no need for violence.

Jessica James: Yes, there is. LET'S GO! RIGHT NOW!

Rayne: If you wanna fight us so badly, then how about next week on SPARKLE MAX!

Jessica James: YOU'RE ON!

Rayne: Easy there, tiger. Since we are the NEW Top Contenders. Why don't you put the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles on the line too.

Jessica James: ......

Ariel: Oh look Rayne, she's now speechless. Looks she can't do it unless her girlfriend agrees to the challenge.

Rayne: Yeah. It's obvious who the MAN in this relationship is.

Jessica James: FUCK YOU BOTH! YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT!

Rayne: Sorry, you are not our type. But we will see you next week.

Ariel: Bye bye, see ya.

*Both Rayne and Ariel now leave the pissed off Jessica James standing there alone as the scene close out from there.*

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Trevor Mach: BITCHES! Biker chicks think they can steal MY cousin do they?! Not on my watch dammit!

Tack Angel: Hold the phone! Are you planning on going after Heather?

Trevor Mach: I don't have a phone to hold Tack! I threw that shit on the ground and broke it already! Ain't nobody here got time to hold a phone!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Of course. Do you even have a plan?

Trevor Mach: Of course I have a plan! P! A! L! N! PLAN!

Tack Angel: I don't think you spelled pla-

Trevor Mach: The Unbreakables are going to stage a Mach Rescue!

Tack Angel: A Mock Rescue?

Trevor Mach: No, a Mach Rescue!

Tack Angel: The titling of this does not bode well.

Trevor Mach: I got the bikes and I bought Larmore all the booze he'll need on the trip. We ride until we find her or our bikes break down! Hippie, can you drive?

Retro Hippie: Well, it depends on if it's Prius or-

Trevor Mach: HIPPIE!

Retro Hippie: I mean of course I can.

Trevor Mach: Good! You take the van. Tack can't drive for shit!

Tack Angel: While it might be true, that still hurt. Look, I'm with you on this. I want to rescue Heather too, but where exactly are we going?

Trevor Mach: EVERYWHERE!

Play the following with this skit: yrK0rZj6pes

Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to learn to count to 10. 1-2-3-

*BOOM!*

Trevor Mach: YEAAAAAAAAAH!

Little Kids: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Trevor Mach: WHERE IS SHE DAMMIT?! WHERE IS SHE?!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Trevor Mach: HEATHER MACH! I KNOW THOSE BIKER BITCHES ARE HIDING HER HERE SO SHOW ME WHERE SHE IS!!!!

Teacher: She's not here! I have no idea what you're talking about! This is a PRESCHOOL!

Trevor Mach: ....Oh....oh yeah...of course....my bad.

*BOOM!*

Teacher: USE THE DOOR!

Talah Rama: Oooooom.....Oooooommm

*BOOM!*

Talah Rama: AHHH!!!!

Larmore: Where the FFFFFFUCK is she?!

Talah Rama: Ah! Peace be with you brother!

Larmore: Ain't nobody got time for that shit! Tell me where she is!

Talah Rama: I do believe you're on fire right now.

Larmore: .....Don't change the fucking subject!

Talah Rama: Oh dear.

Trevor Mach: BURN IT DOWN! HANG ON HEATHER, WE'LL FIND YOU!

Tack Angel: TREVOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Trevor Mach: Burning down Magicant looking for Heather! I know those bikers have her hidden here somewhere!

Tack Angel: Here?! In the magical subconscious of Ness!? I don't think they can do that! I'm not even sure how WE are here!

Trevor Mach: .....Are you saying they Magi"can't" do that?

Tack Angel: ........

Trevor Mach: .........

Tack Angel: .........

Grind: .....*snicker*....

Trevor Mach: HA! See Grind got it!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Tack Angel: Excuse me, have you seen this girl? Please, take a flier, and pass it around! Have you seen this girl? Excuse me, have you-

Trevor Mach: Tack, what the hell are you doing?

Tack Angel: What do you mean? I'm looking for Heather. I did some detective work, and by that I mean I obviously came to the city where the Skulls and Bones reside, and I'm asking simple questions looking for a simple answer. You should try it sometime.

Trevor Mach: DAMMIT TACK! We don't have time for this!

Narutaki: ONORE TACKAIDO!

Tack Angel: Trenchcoat guy!? HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME!?

Trevor Mach: Tack, we have more important business to take care of! I know where Heather is, and we have to get there RIGHT NOW!

Tack Angel: Are you sure about this?

Trevor Mach: Look in my eyes and tell me I don't look sure about this.

Tack Angel: ........

Trevor Mach: Alright fine, but you're coming anyways unless you want to be stranded in Summers. They don't have snow here Tack! EVER!

Tack Angel: ....We'd better go then.

Captain Blunderbuss: YOU! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Trevor Mach: JET SKI BIKES YOU DAMN PIRATES! I KNOW you were behind this! You told us you came here looking for a fight, and now you got it! Bikers versus Pirate who are working for Lady Bikers! LET'S DO THIS!

Captain Blunderbuss: WHAT?!

Tack Angel: Let's go Otherworld King! I got my deck and I'm ready to-

Captain Blunderbuss: The hell are you talking about?!

Retro Hippie: Guys? Get me down please!

Captain Blunderbuss: You stormed my ship and caused damage because you think I have your cousin?! I don't! Look for yourself!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Brought my deck of cards for nothing. I should've known. Now I'll never get to play.

Trevor Mach: So....you're not apart of this plot?! Well damn....wait...SURELY....as pirates....you'll fight us anyways for storming your ship!

Captain Blunderbuss: Are you kidding? It's an Amabo world. We're gonna sue you! That's how REAL pirates do it. Yarrr!

Tack Angel: Look, this is all a misunderstanding. We won't cause anymore prob-

Larmore: Ugh! This beer tastes like shit!

Captain Blunderbuss: THAT'S OUR RUM!

Bart: NOOOOOO!

Larmore: That explains why it tastes like shit.....I'm gonna have some more.

Captain Blunderbuss: .......

Tack Angel: We'll pay for the damages.

Captain Blunderbuss: ....I would say so!

Trevor Mach: Hey Blundy, we've got a show to get to, and I know Heather wouldn't want us missing it, so could you....like....give us a ride to Fourside.

Captain Blunderbuss: ....Sure....why not. Whatever it takes to get you off my ship!

Trevor Mach: Don't worry Heather! I'll find you!

Tack Angel: How about you just let Lady M's and the ladies of Sparkle handle this one for a change.

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Officially Unofficial Renegade Nation Theme: 8rl25s5jEG0

The renegades of Fourside and beyond filled the streets of the AMX Plaza for Renegade Nation, where scores are settled, and titles are on the line. A smaller ring was presented, which the intention of keeping the fighters close and the action constant. No where to run and nowhere to hide. A big match feeling on the card from start to finish, as the the show kicked off with a title match.

Ishihiro Tomo brought DAT HEART and the Television Title to the ring against Dangerous Dan, for a very heated and stiff opening encounter. The crowd was hot for this match as they just beat each other senseless with legit strikes, a bloody mouthed Tomo continuing to shine in what has been a hugely impressive year for him so far. Dan wanted to make a name for himself, taking down Tomo with a Piledriver, and going for the Ankle Lock, but Tomo powered out and came back with his signature Brainbuster, pin, and title defense. For tonight the belt stays with DAT HEART!

A highly anticipated 4 team war for the tag titles was up next. A match that would feature two highly loved teams and two very hated teams all fighting for the coveted belts in match that would elevate the tag belts higher than ever. Fears of Tanooki Akinan were quickly put to rest, as AkiKyo came out with Akinan dragging along the remnents of the suit much to Kyo's dismay. The Alpha Betas had everything to lose in this match, but Little Mac coached them to hang back as the other teams exploded on each other, only jumping in to pick their spots and do damage. Havok Ranger and Volt went to all out war, with the Havok Rangers being more interested in stopping their rivals then winning the tag belts. Despite Akinan seeming to be angry with his partner, AkiKyo still had a plan, with Akinan telling Kyo to go on the attack, with the mild mannered demon suddenly snapping and rushing out the ring to brawl with Troy and trap Lukie in the Hell Claw, keeping them out of the ring. Akinan counted on Havok Ranger's priorities giving him and opening and Chokeslammed Ashura while Degrees and Andonuts were busy with Kemp. He quickly went for the pin to score the victory and the Tag Team Championships! A huge pop from the crowd lead to Kyo hugging Akinan to the delight of the crowd. Akinan surprisingly picked Kyo up and hugged him only to come to his senses and offer a belt and handshake instead. The best bros AkiKyo have finally captured the belts, but a challenge may not be far off, with the former champs demanding a rematch after having not been pinned.

Trevor Mach and Jackson Kain took their rivalry to the cage in a historic match featuring the Hero of Earth Mr. Satan as Special Referee. Jackson Kain came out first, only to have second thoughts and start making his way to the back until Mach chased him to the cage on his bike and forced him to climb inside with Mr. Satan. Satan's stomach virus appeared out of nowhere or else Kain would have been in serious trouble. Kain got into his face, but turned just in time to eat a flying knee of the top of the cage that might have done more damage to Trevor than vice-versa. Kain got confident here and initiated what would be a bloody cage brawl. The Hero of Earth fought through his stomach illness to call it down the line like a true hero. Mach was on the ropes until he caught Kain in a Shadow Kick attempt and slammed him to the mat, waiting for him to get back up to land a Macha Ye that bloodied him up. Kain tried to escape from the cage as Mach ordered fans to start "tossing hurting shit into the ring" and clobbered Kain in the back with a chair before he could escape. He also pulled out the autographed picture and coated it in blood like he promised he would. Kain was able to come back and land a Stunt Double Driver, but he wasted seconds thinking whether to climb or pin, and Mach was able to trap him in the Triangle Choke. He managed to escape and started climbing, but Trevor got him in a back drop and finished him off with a final Macha Ye to score the pin and the #1 Contender Spot.

The Unbreakables went to war with Egotrip in the next match, a Team Elimination battle, and what a war it was. Between a drunken war vet, and a hippie, Captain Tack had his hands full, while also having to keep watch on Randy no Kachi, who wished to take his scalp again. Larmore got the eliminations started off right for his team by once again forcing a submission on Ditch, whose tape knowledge doesn't help him when his opponent is unpredictable and drunk. No Kachi later evened the odds with a No Kachi Cutter and pin on Hippie, and as Larmore stumbled into the ring, RnK hit yet another No Kachi Cutter for a roll up and the pin. Tack fought off DZ and RnK in a 2-on-1 crisis for some time before finally getting Randy out of the ring long enough to floor DZ with a high kick before going to the top rope with the TaToBa and the pin. Tack and Randy picked up where they left off, with RnK nearly capturing another win, but Tack escaped the No Kachi Cutter and hit the Angel Driver to get the revenge and the win for The Unbreakables. Big win for the family man.

Main event time, as the Havok World Champion Subculture put the title on the line against Grind, the man who cashed in the TV Title for the shot, Anwin the man who impressed the world and earned the spot in the match, and Dougie Mach, the Chaos King and first champion who demanded to be added into the match with his stablemate Subculture. Four explosive and combustible elements came together for a fiery bout. Little Mac came out for both Dougie and Subculture, but they argued about whether or not he should leave for the back. The Unbreakables agreed with Subculture and ran Egotrip to the back on their bikes. Crazy action with an early flurry of finishers. Subculture and Dougie didn't cross paths as first, but Grind and Anwin got taken out of the ring, leading to the two trading words. Grind wouldn't give them a chance to fight though, as the lucha blader sprang to the top rope and splashed both of them. Anwin pulled Dougie out of the ring while Grind and the champ faced off inside. Grind survived a Counter Culture, and came back with a Rolling SSP later on, but before he could get the pin Anwin splashed down on him and picked a fight himself. A lengthy battle for the highest title in the sport lead to Subculture proving his worth and managing to down both Anwin and Grind with a Counter Culture, but on the pin attempt, Dougie came in and dropped a knee down on his head. He ground and pounded his teammate and tried choking him out in a desperate attempt to win back the title. Dougie tried to pick him for the Vertebreaker, but Subbie countered with a double knee facebreaker. The livid champ wanted to put away the Egotrip leader who had just cost him the potential win, but the lucha blader Grind came out of nowhere with the Sling Blade and rolled up Subculture for the pin. 1-2-3! Grind captured the victory and became the NEW Havok World Champion! A huge celebration broke out, with The Unbreakables coming out to congratulate the new champion. Even Anwin acknowledged the new champ and shook his hand, but warned that he'd want a shot at Grind sooner than later. Hailey Havok came out ecstatic as well, looking to do an interview, but instead just happily clapping for Grind. As the new champion celebrated, the old champ argued with Dougie Mach on the way to the back. Suddenly, Dougie had enough and snapped his fingers. The Reality Gangsters swarmed their closest friend Subculture and went on the attack, beating him down and tossing the bloody former champion down the steps. The Chaos King spit on Subculture and stared down Grind from a distance, also making his intentions known that the title is still in his sights. A huge night for the Unbreakables comes to a close. Grind has become the Havok World Champion at Renegade Nation.

Havok Sunday Special: Renegade Nation
AMX Plaza, Fourside
The EBW Network

1. Havok Television Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) beat Dangerous Dan via Brainbuster -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
2. Havok Tag Championship 4-Way: Akinan[o]/Kyo beat Troy(c)/Lukie(c), Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts, Dr. Kemp/Dr. Ashura[x] via Chokeslam -> Pin -> 5th Generation Havok Tag Champions
3. Havok World #1 Contender Cage: Trevor Mach beat Jackson Kain via Macha Ye -> Pin Special Referee: Mr. Satan
4. Team Elimination: Tack Angel/Larmore/Retro Hippie beat Randy no Kachi/DZ/Ditch
- Larmore eliminated Ditch via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
- Randy no Kachi eliminated Retro Hippie via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
- Randy no Kachi eliminated Larmore via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
- Tack Angel eliminated DZ via TaToBa Kick -> Pin
- Tack Angel eliminated Randy no Kachi via Angel Driver -> Pin
5. Havok World Championship 4-Way: Grind beat Subculture(c)[x], Dougie Mach, and Anwin via Sling Blade -> Pin -> 4th Generation Havok World Champion!

-

*Another video tape was delivered to SPARKLE HQ by the Skulls & Bones Messenger. The following video is shown when it is played.....*

Narrator: The following video has been paid for in full by the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club.

*The Skulls & Bones' hooded leader, aka The Hood, now speaks with the same distorted voice as before...*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Do you know why you are here at our Clubhouse, Heather Mach?

Heather Mach: Cause you abducted me, you skull-faced bitch!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* But why did we abduct you?

Heather Mach: Because you are fucking crazy!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* WRONG! We abducted you because you refuse to heed our warnings. You continue to be a thorn in our side by interfering with The Club's business. And THAT is why you are here. To be taught a lesson.

Heather Mach: A lesson? Oh boy, more mindless nonsense to ignore.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* WRONG AGAIN! You see we've tried really hard to play nice with you. But your repeated offenses against The Club has forced our hands. So now instead of talking this through, we are gonna try ADMINISTRATIVE PUNISHMENT!

Heather Mach: Administrative punishment? Oh no, I am so scared.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* YOU SHOULD BE! Cause here's how it's gonna work. The Enforcer here is gonna beat you with this Singapore cane until we break you. And when you are broken, you will SUBMIT to The Club's will and authority.

Heather Mach: I WILL NEVER SUBMIT!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Oh, you CAN! And you WILL! And then, we may allow you to live and try to leave on your own two feet. Shall we begin?

Heather Mach: Do you worst.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* We will. Trust me, we will. *Snaps her fingers*

*The Enforcer now get into position holding the Singapore cane. The Hood now tells her....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* We'll go easy at first. TEN STRIKES.....BEGIN!

*The Enforcer now strikes Heather Mach 10 times with Singapore cane. The Hood now asks Heather Mach.....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Are you ready to submit to our will, Heather Mach? Or should we continue?

Heather Mach: IF THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT? THEN BRING IT ON, YOU PANSIES!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Oh, with pleasure. TEN MORE AND HARDER!

Heather Mach: Oh....god.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* BEGIN!

*The Enforcer now hits Heather Mach harder with the cane, Heather screaming with each strike this time around. After the 10th strike, The Hood asks her....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Was that up to your standards this time around, Heather Mach?

Heather Mach: FUCK YOU!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* I am so glad they are. In fact, that deserves an encore. TEN MORE! BEGIN!

*The Enforcer now hits Heather Mach 10 more times, the strikes starting draw blood from Heather's back, as a result. The Hood now asks Heather Mach, whom is now worst for wear at this point....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Shall we continue this or will you submit? The choice is yours. So choose wisely.

Heather Mach: *Weakly* All I got to say to you is.....PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* And you have chosen very poorly. Cause as much as I do enjoy this, my patience is wearing thing. Enforcer...

*The Enforcer now looks at The Hood....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* TEN MORE STRIKES! But remember if the strike don't break her skin, then it will NOT count anymore. I WANT HER BLOOD ALL OVER THE GROUND! MAKE HER KNOW WHAT TRUE PAIN FEELS LIKE!

Heather Mach: *Weakly* Oh god.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* BEGIN!

*The Enforcer now hits Heather Mach with the cane as hard as she can, almost splintering it to pieces. Heather Mach's back and the ground around her is now a bloody mess, as a result. The Hood now asks Heather Mach....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* NOW SUBMIT!

Heather Mach: NOOOOOOO!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* SUBMIT OR DIE!

Heather Mach: NEEEEEEVERRRRRRR!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Very well. The choice is yours. Enforcer, finish it. BEG...

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* JINX! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* Stopping this madness!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* MADNESS?! THIS IS THE CLUB! THERE IS NO MADNESS!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* She's had ENOUGH!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* IT'S NEVER ENOUGH! ONLY THE MASTER DECIDES THAT!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* The Master has no authority to decide that!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* BLASPHEMY! Only The Master can stop this. NOW STAND DOWN!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* NO!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* DAMN IT, JINX! Either you STAND DOWN or TAKE HEATHER'S BEATING FOR HER!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* WHAT?!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* You heard me. NOW MAKE YOUR CHOICE!

*Jinx now looks over the bloody and beaten Heather Mach. She now shakes her head in disgust. She then tells The Hood.....*

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* Goddamn it. *Turns her back to the Enforcer* DO IT NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Very well then. *Turns to The Enforcer* Enforcer give this FOOL what she wants.

*The Enforcer now nods her head and nails Jinx in the back of the head with the Singapore cane, laying her out. The Enforcer now repeatedly hits hard with the cane as she lays on the ground several more time. The cane is in splinters by the time The Hood tells her.....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* ENOUGH! Let's leave her alive. She is still one of our sisters after all.

*The Hood now walks over to barely conscious Heather Mach and tells her....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Congratulations, Heather. You will live....for now. Take her to one of the cells. I'll see to her later.

*The Enforcer and The Plumber now begin to unchain Heather Mach from the wall's fence. The Messenger of the group now asks the Hood...*

The Messenger: *Distorted Voice* What about her? *Points at the fallen Jinx*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Just leave her. Let her learn from her mistakes.

*The Messenger nods her head and begins to leave with the rest of the group. The Hood now walks over the fallen Jinx and kneels down besides her.*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* That's strike one, Jinx. I wouldn't pick up another if I were you.

*The scene now closes out from there with Jinx laying on the floor, all by herself.*

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! I'm so hyped to be able to tell you that Grind is your NEW Havok World Champion! At Renegade Nation, the high flying lucha blader was a founding member of Jet Set Future, turned staple of the former Bravest Division. He went onto become Havok Television Champion and turned in his title for the title shot he used to win the whole thing. Now that Grind has the belt he's got also got the challenge of defending it, and the #1 Contender just happens to be his Unbreakables stablemate Trevor Mach. However, the two twill join forces on the upcoming Xcite as they take on the Alpha Betas in No Rules Tag Team action! On this show we'll also see the start of the Tenkaichi Budokai Tournament. A single elimination style tournament, where the winner will go on to have the first match in Havok against the Hero of Earth Mr. Satan. The main event will see Egotrip implode, following the main event of Renegade Nation. Dougie Mach and the Reality Gangsters turned on Subculture and tossed him down the stairs following Dougie's refusal to let Subbie leave the match with the belt. Little Mac is going to attempt to salvage and repair things by joining up with Subculture against his former friends, but can the rift be repaired? Find out on Xcite as Havok continues its takeover of the EBW flagship!

Havok: Xcite
Havok Hall
The EBW Network

1. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Cherub Kid vs. LG Rod
2. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Jackson Kain vs. Ishihiro Tomo
3. Singles: Jeff Andonuts vs. Dr. Ashura
4. No Rules Tag: Trevor Mach/Grind vs. Troy/Lukie
5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Randy no Kachi
6. Tag: Subculture/Little Mac vs. DZ/Ditch

Hailey Havok: Since EBW is still engaged in the war in Zealstraillia, Havok will again be picking up the slack by presenting this year's Halloween spectacular: FRIGHT NIGHT! A night of tricks, treats, scares, and wrestling! The Alpha Betas will be getting a rematch against new Havok Tag Team Champions AkiKyo is a No Rules encounter! The match between Havok World Champion Grind and Trevor Mach has already been set, and the name of the game is LADDER MATCH! We'll also see Tack Angel in a Last Man Standing match, but who is his opponent? That will be the question.

Tack Angel: ....So what's this then?

?: Tack Angel.

Tack Angel: .....Present?

?: He doesn't forgive....he doesn't forget....and will never stop until he has you in his clutches.

Tack Angel: Oh...well aren't I the popular one then.

?: The blood will flow, and the only way to survive is to take him down and keep him down, but he can not be stopped.

Tack Angel: And now the floor is bleeding. Excuse me for one second...uh...HELP! HELP!

?: Fright Night....Last Man Standing....

Tack Angel: Alrighty! If you'll excuse me I'm just going to....RUN LIKE HELL! AHHHH!

?: MWAHAHAHAHA!

Officially Unofficial Havok Fright Night Theme: JLPmyoxvTPo

Havok Sunday Special: Fright Night
Club Dread, Threed
The EBW Network

1. Havok Tag Team Championship No Rules: Akinan(c)/Kyo(c) vs. Troy/Lukie
2. Last Man Standing: Tack Angel vs. ?
3. Havok World Championship Ladder: Grind(c) vs. Trevor Mach

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Venus: Hi everybody, Venus here. First, I would like to send out thoughts and prayers to Heather Mach for what has happened to her at the hands of those skull-faces thugs in Skulls & Bones. It's not right at all. Also SPARKLE's Interim General Manager, Lucca, has decided that since Bad Vibrations are getting their SPARKLE Twin Star Title match this week on SPARKLE MAX, that the other three teams, PLUS The Beautiful People *Groans*, will compete in a Elimination Series to determine the Top Contenders for DESTINY! That means this week will be a Fatal Four-Way with all 4 teams. And the way it works the losing team will be eliminated from the series. So good luck to all four teams involved. Anyhow, here is the full card for this week's edition of SPARKLE MAX.....

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Rematch: Brandy Wine VS Taeler Hendrix
2.) Cat Power VS Cherry Bomb
3.) Top Contenders Elimination Series for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) VS 2K (Kayla Sparkz & Kei Akiyama) VS Roller City Derby Girls (Melicious & Crybaby) VS The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet)
4.) Erica VS Tracy (w/ Tess)
5.) SPARKLE Twin Star Title Match: M's Style & Jessica James© VS Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel)

Venus: Should be quite the show too. *Listens to something in her earpiece* WHAT?! *Listens more* Oh....my....god. The Skulls & Bones have sent another video to SPARKLE HQ. So I've been told we're gonna go to it now. And people should be warned of the graphic nature too. This is not good. Damn it.

Narrator: The following video has been paid for in full by the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club.

Heather Mach: Why don't you just kill me now and get this over with?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Patience. Now is not the time for you to meet your end.

Heather Mach: Goddamn you.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* He already has, Heather Mach. He already has. But what about you?

Heather Mach: Me?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Yes. Did you feel helpless and like nobody, not even God, was gonna save you when we beat you to near death?

Heather Mach: Yes, I did. But then somebody did save me though.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Technically, yes. But that won't happen again. I can guarantee you that.

Heather Mach: What do you want from me?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* I want you to suffer. And your suffering began when we broke your body. Now we will break mind.

Heather Mach: Go ahead and try too. But be warned, when you are inside my head, you might not like what you find.

*The Hood now laughs at that thought and then tells her...*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* I bet so. But that's not what I had in mind. Cause tonight you will know what it means to be unable to help somebody who needs it the most.

Heather Mach: WHAT?! WHO?!

*The Hood now whispers something into Heather's ear. Heather's eyes widen with horror. She now yells at The Hood....*

Heather Mach: YOU MONSTER! I'LL KILL YOU!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* YOU'LL DO NOTHING! Now please enjoy the show, cause I know WE WILL! *Laughs maniacally*

Heather Mach: *Watches the television* Goddamn it.

*The scene now closes out from there, with a helpless Heather Mach staring at the television.*

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*EARLIER TODAY*

Lucca: Well this is a pleasant surprise. What are you doing here tonight, sir?

Mr. Lu: I am gonna be frank with you, Lucca. I am not here on SPARKLE business tonight. I am here on a personal level.

Lucca: Oh. *Thinks for moment* It's about the Skulls & Bones, isn't it?

Mr. Lu: Yeah. I am SICK of their tactics. I am here to make sure, whatever they have planned tonight, DOES NOT happen.

Lucca: I see. Well good luck with that, sir.

Mr. Lu: Thanks again.

Lucca: Now if you'll excuse me, I still have a show to run tonight. *Lucca now leaves*

Mr. Lu: *Watching Lucca leave* Yeah, somebody still has too. And I am kinda glad it's not me right now.

*The scene now closes out to the opening video.....*

1.) The show immediately kicks off with the rematch from last week with Brandy Wine taking on Taeler Hendrix. Taeler Hendrix seemed to have this match well at hand, but Brandy Wine ducked the Chick Kick and she nailed the referee instead. With the ref down, another girl dressed in similar pirate themed attire ran into the ring from the crowd. The two pirates then doubled teamed Hendrix, eventually nailing her with a Double Team Spanish Fly off the top turnbuckle. The referee then recovered and Brandy Wine got the easy, but tainted pinfall victory.

*Taeler Hendrix is no longer undefeated thanks to Brandy Wine and her pirate partner. BUT WHO IS SHE?!*

2.) Cat Power and Cherry Bomb fought in singles match or at least tried too. As both knocked other out of the ring and to the floor, which lead to a double countout.

*The two then continued argue and fight on the outside, with the referee having to seperate the two. This rivalry is not over yet.*

Lady M's: OH MY GOD!

*Lady M's now rushes over and checks on the unconscious and bloody Jessica James.*

Lady M's: JESSICA?! JESSICA?! ANSWER ME!

*M's continues to try and get Jessica to respond, but to no avail. Mia then tells her....*

Mia: She is out cold, Tali! I don't think she can hear you.

Lady M's: *Turning to Mia* WHY YOU STUPID....

*Lady M's now grab Mia by her clothes and yells at her...*

Lady M's: BITCH! I AM GONNA KILL YOU, MIA!

Mia: AHHHHHHHH! I DIDN'T DO IT!

Lady M's: THEN TELL ME WHO DID!

Mia: Let me go first, and I might.

Lady M's: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Mia: AHHHHHHHH! I mean it was JENNY JAMES!

Lady M's: BULLSHIT!

Mia: I GOT PROOF! I GOT PROOF! HERE! *Hands Lady M's the chain*

*Lady M's now lets Mia go and looks at the chain. Lady M's now grits her teeth, in anger, while clutching the chain tightly*

Lady M's: GOD....DAMN....IT! *Looks over at Mia* Where did Jenny James go, Mia?

Mia: Down the hall, I think. She took off when she saw you coming.

Lady M's: Look after Jessica James for me, Mia.

Mia: Fine. No problem. What about Jenny?

Lady M's: I'll handle her myself. *Leaves the scene*

Mia: Yeah, you go do that, you fucking bitch.

*The scene now closes out from there*

3.) It was now time for the first part of the Elimination Series to determine the new Top Contenders to the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles. It would be a Fatal Four-Way Match, with The Beautiful People taking the place of Bad Vibrations. And surprisingly the Beautiful People did not get eliminated first tonight. Thanks to more communication problems from the Roller City Derby Dolls with Crybaby hitting her partner Melicious with another spear on accident. This allowed Velvet Sky to nail Melicious with the In Yo Face (Sitout Pedigree) for the victory.

*Next week it will be The Beautiful People taking ABC and 2K in a part two of the Elimination Series, a Triple Threat Match. The losing team will be eliminated, and the two teams remaining will advance to the singles match finale to determine the new Top Contenders for DESTINY.*

Lucca: So that's the situation I am afraid, M's Style. You WILL defend the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles tonight.

M's Style: By myself?

Lucca: Yes. Since your partner is unable to compete, it will be Handicap Match.

M's Style: That's not fair.

Lucca: NOT FAIR?! You what's really not fair, M's Style?

M's Style: What's that?

Lucca: Not giving these fans the title match that was promised tonight. I am not gonna cheat our fans. I always do what's best for business. So you will defend the belts tonight in a Handicap Match or you can just forfeit them. Cause I am sure Bad Vibrations will happily accept the victory either way.

M's Style: Fine. I understand. So now you can just sit back and watch me win all by myself too.

Lucca: Now THAT'S the attitude I want from my champions. Good luck tonight.

M's Style: Thanks. *Leaves the scene*

Lucca: Cause you are gonna need it.

*The scene now closes out from there*

4.) The new Top Contender to the SPARKLE Shining Star Championship, Tracy, took on Erica tonight with Tracy's mother, Tess, watching at ringside. One one point during the match, Erica threw Tracy right into Tess, laying both of them out. As the referee checked on both ladies, Valerie Del Toro ran into the ring and laid out the unsuspecting Erica with her own KFO/Knocked the Fuck Out (Diamond Cutter)! Payback from last week for Del Toro, it would seem. Del Toro then escaped into crowd, the damage being done and receipt delivered. Tracy then reentered the ring and nailed the still out Erica with the Perfect 10 (Lionsault) for the victory.

*After the match, Tracy celebrated with mother, Tess over the fallen Erica. Tracy then motioned the belt would be hers at DESTINY.

Backstage Lady M's was still looking for Jenny James, to confront her about the attack on Jessica James from earlier in the show....*

Lady M's: JENNY! *Knocks on nearby door* WHERE ARE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! *Enters the room* Look, Jenny, we need to.....

Lady M's: FUCK! NO! NO! NO! I MEAN, GODDAMN IT!

*Lady M's now checks on Jenny James, whom is completely conscious*

Lady M's: *Thinks over what happened tonight* SHIT! I WAS SET UP! But why and by who?

*Lady M's now thinks for a few moments as she paces frantically about the room. Lady M's now stops dead in her tracks and exclaims....*

Lady M's: SHIT! PLEASE NOT THEM! NOT HER TOO!

*Lady M's now tries to leave the room, but the door is jammed and will not budge. Lady M's now exclaims...*

Lady M's: NOOOOOO! PLEASE SOMEBODY LET ME OUT! THEY'RE GONNA KILL HER! *Tries to break down the door repeatedly* NOT TONIGHT! PLEASE GOD NOT TONIGHT!

*As Lady M's continues to bang on the door and try to get out, the scene closes out to the main event of the evening.*

5.) In the main event, M's Style defended the SPARKLE Twin Star Title by herself in a Handicap Match againist Bad Vibrations, Rayne and Ariel. M's Style gave valiant fight too, but the odds were too much for her tonight. As every time she seemed to have the match in control, the other member of Bad Vibrations stopped her momentum. Eventually Rayne and Ariel were able to nail M's Style with the Bad Ending (Magic Killer) for the victory to become the new SPARKLE Twin Champions!

*After the match, as Rayne and Ariel celebrated their victory on the stage, Mia walked down to the ring to interview the distraught and upset M's Style....*

Mia: M's Style, now I know you are upset. So I won't keep you very long. I just have few questions to ask you. First off, how does it feel to lose the Sparkle Twin Star Titles and let everybody down tonight?

M's Style: .........

Mia: Not gonna tell me? That's fine. Then I have another question to ask you. How does it feel to let your little girlfriend down as well.

M's Style: .......

Mia: Exactly what I thought too. Cause it must really suck to be you right now. *Laughs*

*M's Style says nothing and continues to stand there, trying not cry even more than she is. Mia now tells her....*

Mia: In fact, I think it's about to suck even more for you. Cause....here.....we......GO!

*As if on cue, the Skulls & Bones begin to surround the ring as Mia leaves and stands in the entrance way.*

*M's Style tries to brace herself for the attack, but after the Handicap Match, she pretty much has nothing left to fight back. The eight members of the group now attack M's Style like pack dogs. They now beat her down badly and Triple Team Powerbomb her three times like that did Heather Mach the week before. The Hood now pulls the lead pipe from her jacket and begins to measure M's Style with it. But that's when Jinx stands between The Hood and M's Style. Jinx now yells at The Hood that....*

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* THAT IS ENOUGH! LEAVE HER ALONE!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Not this again. JINX, STAND ASIDE!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* NO!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU TOO! NOW STAND ASIDE!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* DESTROY ME! SEE IF I CARE!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Let me put it this way. Either you stand aside or face the wrath of The Club. Then you can watch us destroy her anyways. MAKE YOUR CHOICE!

*Jinx now looks around at M's Style and around the crowd.*

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* Goddamn it.

*Jinx now stands aside in the upper corner, shaking her head in disgust. The Hood now gets in her face and tells her....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* That's strike two, Jinx. We'll deal with you later. NOW STAY THERE! DON'T MOVE!

*The Hood now turns her attention back to M's Style. But as she does a mysterious figure enters the ring and lays out both of the members holding M's Style. The figure now rolls M's Style out of ring and away from further harm. The figure now turns and faces the remaining members of the Skulls & Bones in the ring.*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Well, it's about time you got involved, old man. GET HIM!

*The rest of the members now try to attack Mr. Lu but he lays them out one by one with his martial arts prowess. Now Mr. Lu is now left alone with The Hood in the ring. Mr. Lu motions for The Hood to attack him. The Hood tries for a pipe shot, but Lu blocks it and judo hiptosses The Hood hard to ground. Mr. Lu now takes the pipe and nails The Hood right in the head with it, laying the hooded leader out cold. Mr. Lu now turns his attention to Jinx, whom hasn't move out of the corner. Jinx just stays there and doesn't move, allowing Mr. Lu to leave and pick up the injured M's Style on the outside of the ring. Mr. Lu now leaves with M's Style, and Mia goes into the ring to check on the rest of her fellow Skulls & Bones.

The show now closes out from there*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Rematch: Brandy Wine beat Taeler Hendrix by pinfall.
2.) Cat Power fought Cherry Bomb to a double countout.
3.) Top Contenders Elimination Series for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) beat ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter), 2K (Kayla Sparkz & Kei Akiyama), & Roller City Derby Girls (Melicious & Crybaby) when Velvet Sky used the In Yo Face on Melicious.
4.) Tracy (w/ Tess) beat Erica with the Perfect 10.
5.) 2-on-1 Handicap Match for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel) beat M's Style© when Rayne pinned M's Style following the Bad Ending to become the NEW Champions.

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:09 am

Tack Angel: Let's hear it for Grind! YEAH!

Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack really!?

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: We're toasting the new Havok World Champion, and you bring a fucking juice box!?

Tack Angel: .....It's grape.

Trevor Mach: ....Grab this beer and PRETEND to toast it with us.

Tack Angel: Well alright then.

Retro Hippie: ....You gonna drink the rest of that juice?

Larmore: You gonna drink that beer?

Retro Hippie: You already have one.

Larmore: And I'm going to have 24 more before the show tonight. What's your point.

Tack Angel: Grind, you've made us all really proud. We've all been around the block in this sport more than once, but you're the new breed. The genuine article. The guy we all believed could be the hope for the future, and we were right.

Trevor Mach: While you MIGHT be the future, don't forget about the here and now brah. I'm standing in your way, and that Ladder Match could mean short reign for you Grind. Flying high might be your bread and butter, but it's the things that kill me that make me feel alive, and in that ring, fighting for that title, I'm going to give you the fight of your life. I'm glad it worked out this way though. I wouldn't have it any other way. You're a champ in my book belt or not. Let's hear it for Grind! BOOSH!

Grind: *raises beer*

Tack Angel: *sips juice apathetically* ......Good juice. So Grind, is it true that you're going to get in the ring and speak tonight?

Grind: *nods*

Retro Hippie: Really? You never say a word. You're more of an actions speak louder than words type I thought. I would know being quite the opposite.

Trevor Mach: Hey, chicks dig the strong silent type Grind. Like Hailey Havok for example. She's a big "fan" of yours. *wink* Look....look at my eye....I'm winking....look.

Retro Hippie: You're twitching boss. You alright?

Trevor Mach: I'm fine, and stop calling me boss! I used to be a boss. In fact Tack's wife used to have to call me boss! AHAHAHAHAHAHA HNGGGGGG! *clutches chest*

Tack Angel: You alright?

Trevor Mach: Probably a karma attack. I regret nothing.

Tack Angel: More like a heart attack. EAT A SALAD!

Trevor Mach: This isn't about your damn salads Tack, this is about Grind. Buddy, you're the Havok World Champion now, and we're all counting on you to be the best, and I'm counting on it most of all. Don't let us down.

Grind: *nods*

Trevor Mach: Now, I challenge you to a game of foosball! Just to let you know, I'm really good at this and DAMN! Alright, that's one point for you, but I'm going to DAMN! Well then I'll just DAMN! DAMN!

Little Mac: Subbie, there you are. I'm surprised you came.

Subculture: Why wouldn't I? I have my issues with Dougie Mach, and now the Reality Gangsters, but you've always shot straight with me.

Little Mac: People call me a bad guy Subculture. I'm not one to be trusted. I do what is best to line my pockets and the pockets of my clients.

Subculture: I know why though. It's not easy to be chewed up and spit out. You figured that out late in your career, and I figured it out when I had to live on the streets. When you live like that you'll do anything to never go back.

Little Mac: You're right. People treat the old timer like a joke, but I show them time after time I'm still relevant. I'm still punching, and I can shift the balance of the entire sport with a single punch. Right now, I think that was is best of us is that Egotrip mends fences, and I'm going to make things right. I wanted you to know that. That's why I asked you to come here. I came to let you know that we'll give em hell in that match, but then I want everyone to make peace.

Subculture: You don't have to try and convince me to show up Mac. I'll be in that match. I was the Havok World Champion. For a brief moment in time I felt like everything in my life had been worth it. I lost that, but I'm going to get it back. If mending fences with Egotrip will fast track me to another title shot I'm going to take it.

Little Mac: A little uncharacteristic isn't it?

Subculture: I don't have an ego, I have survival instincts. I think you and I are a lot alike that way.

Little Mac: Yeah....I think you're right. I'll see you tonight.

Little Mac: *under his breath* Don't be a fool kid.

Subculture: Hey Mac, I got something else I want to say.

Little Mac: Huh? Yeah, what is it?

Subculture: Look, a lot of people don't know how much you've been there for me and the gangsters. You gave us focus and a goal when we came into this place. You would see me and Dougie fighting it out, and I normally know how these things go down, but you insisted we work it out. You saw something in me. I've never had anyone give me a shot like that before. I never really had folks growing up Mac and....well...you're like the closest thing I've ever had a to a father. I just wanted you to know that.

Little Mac: *sigh* Thanks kid. Thanks for trusting in me.

Havok once again plays host to Xcite, from the Havok Hall, where the renegades are feeling the fallout of Renegade Nation. The event saw titles change hands and contenders get decided. The renegades have no time to rest though, as Havok is presenting Fright Night this year in place of EBW, and the escalation can't be stopped by fatigue or injury. The show opened with the Unbreakables heading down to the ring before introducing the new Havok World Champion Grind. The lucha blader got a hero's welcome as he took out spraypaint and tagged the ring apron, letting everyone know whose ring it was now. Hailey Havok was all smiles on her way to the ring to conduct Grind's first interview as champion, and an interview that would see him speak for the first time.

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! It's a big night for me....and for all of us really, as we are looking at the new Champion! Grind, you've had an exciting rise....um...to the top I mean, and I...I...I was told that tonight we would hear you speak your mind on this and many other issues for the first time. We're here live in front of all these rabid renegades, and I can't of anything I'd rather do more than turn this mic over to you right now and hear your first words since becoming champ! This mic is yours.

Grind teased talking, but turned the mic to the renegades in the crowd as they cheered his name. Finally, he removed a section of his mouth piece to reveal his mouth.

Grind: .......*deep breath*

Cheerleader Betty: Hold it right there! Give me an S-H-U-T! Follow that up with a U-P and what do we get?! Shut up! No one wants to hear what some hipster on roller skates has to say! Not when they can be hearing from the Alpha Betas!

Troy: ......

Lukie: Well said Betty. Yeah, I totally agree that Grind talks way too much as it is. Do us a favor and don't run your mouth so much. We're here to let you know that your first night as champ is going to be a painful one. Troy's got a boot with intentions of leaving a print in your throat!

Grind: ...*deep breath*

Hailey Havok: How DARE you tell the champ to shut up! You can shut up you pom pom fluttering, trashy bitch! Go back to being the middle of a dumb meathead sandwich!

Cheerleader Betty: You're one to talk. The people don't want to hear from any of you!

Hailey Havok: The renegades don't even know who the hell you are!

Cheerleader Betty: At least I'm not an attention whore like you!

Hailey Havok: Why you mouthy bitch I oughta-

Trevor Mach: IDEA! Hey! Hey guys, I just got an idea! Pause the catfight and hear me out. Tonight, the champ and I were going to take on the Alpha Betas in No Rules Tag BUT how about we add Hailey and Betty! Make it a 2 Men and 1 Woman on each Team No Rules Tag!

Tack Angel: You mean a 6-Person Tag?

Trevor Mach: You're always so PC Tack.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Hailey Havok: Fine with me!

Cheerleader Betty: NOT ME!

Trevor Mach: Well too damn bad, we're doing it anyways! AHAHAHAHNNNNG!

Tack Angel: Dammit, see a doctor!

Trevor Mach: I can't! My doctor's a power ranger now! He's busy! Well Grind, you in?

Grind: *Deep Breath*.......*sigh* *nods*

Trevor Mach: Straight to the point like a boss! We'll see ya tonight! BOOSH!

The matches for the evening began with the start of a single elimination tournament called the Tenkaichi Budokai. More like qualifying rounds, these matches will determine who will go on to the Hero of Earth Mr. Satan in his first Havok match. Who will get the honor of taking on Earth's greatest champion? Cherub Kid wanted that honor, and the Bakuhatsu Kid was back in form, exploding in this match up and avoiding a Legdrop Bulldog from LG Rod, countering into a slam and following it up with a Cherub's Flight and the pin.

In the other tournament match of the night, Jackson Kain tried to recover from recent losses, using the tournament as a way to get the showdown with Mr. Satan that he desperately wants. The Action Star had the trouble of fighting off DAT HEART of Television Champion Ishihiro Tomo, but during a Stunt Double Driver turned to a pin attempt, Koichi Sakamoto pushed Tomo's foot off the rope to help Kain get the pin. The ladies didn't care and cheered anyways because abs.

The war between the Havok Rangers and Volt continued, as the Yellow Lion of Science Jeff Andonuts took on Dr. Ashura. The physical Ashura was definitely the muscle of Volt, and tried to hit this Ashura Cutter at every turn, but the scientific method of Andonuts helped him scout the enemy and take control of the match, hitting a series of Big Bottle Rocket uppercuts that knocked him off his feet. A Lionsault lead to a 2 count, so Jeff went higher risk with a Sky Runner that hit its mark. That's when the Volt henchmen Jinmers poured into the ring. The match was declared a DQ for Jeff as Degrees and Megumi came out to help battle the Jinmers. As they fought, Kemp and Gush appeared on the interview stage.

Dr. Kemp: Pathetic Havok Rangers. Your science does not begin to match the power and scope of Bias-sama and Volt. Look behind me pitiful renegades. That is the space fortress of our master Bias-sama. He is the most intelligent mind that ever existed, and his science will conquer professional wrestling and the world! We've just been warming up, but my ultimate scientific plan is about to begin, and I will be the one to defeat the Havok Rangers. Doctor Degrees, my old friend and rival. I understand why you didn't recognize me before. I can understand why you wouldn't want to remember the superior scientist Doctor Kemp. I was chosen by Academia Island to lead the research on genetic engineering. That same research that is being used to create our brand new Brain Beast. That Brain Beast will challenge you Degrees. He will challenge you at Fright Night, the night of Volt's ultimate triumph over Havok Ranger. I guarantee it! If you do not answer the challenge, Gush will grow the Brain Beast, and Threed will suffer the same fate as Onett.

Gush: GIGA PHANTOM!

Dr. Kemp: Don't let it come to that. Die with dignity at the hands of VOLT!

The 6-Person No Rules Tag was interesting to say the least. The champ and his #1 Contender were happy to brawl all around the ring with the Alpha Betas, as Hailey chased Betty into the ring. Troy was willing to make the save for Betty in the No Rules environment, and came at Hailey hard with the boot, but the Havok Champion Grind made the same, swooping from the top rope with a hurracanrana that caught Troy just in time and sent them both flying over the top rope. Betty used the opportunity of a swooning Hailey to knock her over the head with a trashcan lid, but Hailey countered by slapping her around and covering her with the entire can. When Betty finally got the can off, Hailey was on the ropes, and emulated Grind with a Sling Blade that lead to the pin and the win. Hailey was looking to make the champ proud and won her first wrestling match. Fun brawl outside and inside the ring on this one, with Hailey Havok showing she's not just a pretty face with a mic.

Tack Angel and Randy no Kachi continued their back and forth series of matches yet again with another great showing by both. Randy no Kachi was looking to do this on his own, while Shadow was demanding more of an Egotrip presence around the ring. Miscommunication lead to Tack catching RnK in the Angel Driver, but No Kachi was able to kick out. However Tack came right back with a Wrist Clutch Angel Driver, and the sheer explosive power and fury that comes with clutching one's wrist kept RnK down for the 3, giving Tack the win. A livid Shadow looked around for Egotrip as he helped Randy out of the ring.

Shadow: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!

Little Mac: Look, we-

Shadow: No! I've had enough! That's the last straw! We joined you and supported you to meet our own ends, but we're not getting anything back on that investment. We will go our own way, and God help you if you get in our way ever again!

Randy no Kachi: .....

Little Mac: *sigh* You chase off Subculture, and now we've just lost Shadow and Randy no Kachi. The Alpha Betas also appear to be doing their own thing when I can't manage them as I've been cleaning up your mess Dougie. This is not good.

Dougie Mach: None of that matters! None of them matter to me or to Egotrip! What matters is that we make Subculture pay for not doing what was best for all of us. He went into business for himself and he got hurt for it, but for costing me my title he's going to hurt a whole lot more.

Little Mac: He trusts me.

Dougie Mach: Like a little lost puppy! Ahaha! Will you be my daddy? Give me a break! Thought that guy was supposed to be hardcore. Now he's like orphan Oliver asking for more even though his master told him HE'S HAD ENOUGH! That title was supposed to be mine! I am taking Egotrip to the top! NOT HIM! YOU MAKE HIM BLEED MAC! MAKE HIM PAY! I can't wait to see the look in his eyes when you bust out those brass knucks and belt him in the face! DZ and Ditch will finish the job. They have no loyalty to him, only to the cause.....well...only to money. Ahahaha! Good luck out there Mac, I'll be rooting for you.

Little Mac: Right.....thanks.

The main event saw former champ Subculture team with his mentor Little Mac against his former Reality Gangster partners DZ and Ditch. Dougie Mach watched from the stage with a smirk and glimmer in his eyes. Subculture felt betrayal may be in his future, staring at Little Mac who stood on the ring apron, but wouldn't look Subculture in the face. As he tried to question what he was really doing, Little Mac jumped off the side of the apron and turned his back to the ring, looking to the floor as DZ and Ditch jumped Subculture. A 2-on-1 beating, saw the renegades side with Subculture, as a he fought his former friends with a fiery passion. The street dog was showing his heart, kicking out of the Bootlegger only to be trapped in a choke by DZ. Subbie nearly blacked out before grabbing the ropes and fighting his way back into the match. Mac kept his back turned, with the renegades booing and throwing trash at him. Finally, the time seemed to come, as Mac grabbed his brass knuckles and reentered the ring. DZ and Ditch had overpowered Subbie again and held him for Little Mac. The veteran doubled back his fist, with the referee warning of DQ. Dougie gave him the thumbs up to go ahead, but Mac stunned Mach and the renegades when he threw off the knuckles and straight up KO Punched DZ. A stunned Ditch fell to Subculture's Counter Culture as Little Mac pinned DZ for the 1-2-3! Little Mac saved Subculture as a livid Dougie Mach screamed for an explanation. The veteran who has gained a reputation as greedy, despicable, and cut throat, has stood up for another, and now seemingly put himself into harm's way.

Havok: Xcite
Havok Hall
The EBW Network

1. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Cherub Kid beat LG Rod via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
2. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Jackson Kain beat Ishihiro Tomo via Stunt Double Driver -> Pin
3. Singles: Jeff Andonuts beat Dr. Ashura via DQ
4. No Rules 6-Person Tag: Trevor Mach/Grind/Hailey Havok[o] beat Troy/Lukie/Betty[x] via Sling Blade -> Pin
5. Singles: Tack Angel beat Randy no Kachi via Wrist Clutch Angel Driver -> Pin
6. Tag: Subculture/Little Mac[o] beat DZ[x]/Ditch via KO Punch -> Pin

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Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! It's fall, it's cold, and I can't see my lawn anymore cause of those stupid leaves, but I can't get this smile off my face. I love Gri....Halloween, and Fight Night is right around the corner! Before that though, we've gotten some interesting news that could change some things around Havok. The Government is coming down on wrestling, and Havok Boss Ryan IQ is off to fight the good fight, but who is going to fill in for the Boss?

Tack Angel: You wanted to see me Boss?

Ryan IQ: I did. Tack, this bitch over here is Nan Peluci, and her job is to make my life a living hell. She's the chairbitch of the Government Committee to tax, regulate, and ruin fun.

Nan Peluci: Cute Mr. IQ, very cute, but you're not doing yourself any favors here. Get down to business.

Ryan IQ: Right right. Tack, I need to be going away for a bit. We have a committee breathing down our necks. Sparkle's getting shafted as well due to "too much violence".

Tack Angel: Well they did almost kill a camera man.

Ryan IQ: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

Tack Angel: Sorry.

Ryan IQ: I need to go argue semantics for several days along with a Sparkle rep so I need to put someone in charge while I'm gone.

Tack Angel: Did you want me to get Tre-

Ryan IQ: No, we've tried that before and it didn't take. The man's not suited for the chair....but you are.

Tack Angel: Me? I'm not sure I cou-

Ryan IQ: Come on Tack, we all know you've become the family man. You've got a wife and child at home, and you've been thinking about the future. You haven't gone out of your way to endanger your health for fear of losing out on a paycheck, and you've been working with a lot of the younger talent lately, making them look really good even in defeat. The future is on your mind, and it's a future where you won't have to wrestle to earn a living anymore. Am I right?

Tack Angel: .....Yeah.

Ryan IQ: Well then, let's see how you do behind the desk. Take over for me while I'm gone. I know you're the trustworthy type to make it work even though you're an Unbreakable.

Tack Angel: Well...I do check my #bias.

Ryan IQ: Right....whatever that means. It's settled then. I've already got Chaos TV! booked, all you have to do is run the show. Can you do it?

Tack Angel: .....*shrug*?

Ryan IQ: Good enough. Alright bitch, shall we waste time. I swear the Government has messed up priorities. You can't even keep national parks open and you're wasting your time with this bullshit. Oh! Tack before I forget, you've actually got a letter on my desk. See ya!

Tack Angel: A letter? A letter.....coated in blood? Oh wait *taste* that's ketchup....no wait *taste*...no that is blood....why am I still checking? Well, this seems legit, let's take a look. Dear Tack Angel, the fires of hell will consume you....yadda yadda yadda.....a fate worse than death....yadda yadda....the Angel will bleed and burn and a die. Sincerely a grumpypuss in my opinion. Well then...I guess I'm in charge....I better get a mug. So I can sip my juice apathetically......like a boss!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. 10-Person Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts/Megumi/?/? vs. Jinmer #1/Jinmer #2/Jinmer #3/Jinmer #4/ Jinmer #5
2. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Larmore vs. Dangerous Dan
3. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Simon Stuart vs. Anwin
4. 6-Man Tag: Cherub Kid/Ishihiro Tomo/Jake Conway vs. Captain Blunderbuss/Rockjaw/Bart
5. Singles: Subculture vs. DZ
6. 6-Man Tag: Grind/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Dougie Mach/Troy/Lukie

Simon Stuart: *sigh*

Don Panini: Great show tonight. Just a shame you weren't apart of it. Actually, it wasn't so great was it? Maybe that's BECAUSE you weren't apart of it.

Simon Stuart: Panini? What are you doing here?

Don Panini: I'm here to talk to you Simon Stuart. Heir to the Stuart Empire.

Simon Stuart: I told you long ago I didn't want any part of that.

Don Panini: Look, the feds came down hard on your father's assets years back, but that's all over now. The dirt and grime have been wiped clean, and the benefactor needs to collect. Amy Angel can't claim the empire, but you can.

Simon Stuart: I don't want that life.

Don Panini: Kid, who are you trying to fool? You wanted to get out of your father's shadow right? He's dead, he's sleeping with the fishes. Let's be honest here, he didn't leave as big of a shadow as you think. He was at the right place at the right time, and the people I work for elevated him to legend status. It wasn't something he did on his own though. You on the other hand, you've made a lot happen on your own, but now you're getting disrespected, and now more than ever you DO want that life, and that respect, and that power. You can be the best in the sport aspect and the business aspect if you'd claim what's yours and drop this charade. Keeping clean only gets you so far. Sometimes, you have to dirty your hands a little bit.

Simon Stuart: Why are you trying to talk me into this? What's in it for you?

Don Panini: Hey, I get my cut once the funds are unfrozen, but it's more than that. The people I work for see great potential in you, bigger than your father, and they want to help you. They want Simon Stuart to claim his empire.

Simon Stuart: ....I'm not playing by their rules Panini. I'm doing things my way.

Don Panini: They will play it your way, but I think if you dropped the act you would see that both ways aren't all that different. You catch my drift kid?

Simon Stuart: ......

Don Panini: Would you rather go back to that roach motel you've been staying in, or how about a high rise suite with all the comforts you could ask for. The best wrestler deserves the best living conditions, training conditions, managers, advisers, endorsement deals, and the power to control his own destiny.

Simon Stuart: ......What would you have me do Panini?

Don Panini: Just get in the car. You and I have got a lot to talk about.

-

A lone man walks with a slight limp as he edges closer and closer to an army of badnicks, a robotic man stands behind the badnicks and orders them to attack. The limping man fights back against the incoming horde with agility and hard kicks. The robotic man adjusts his robe and removes it, then he presses his temple.

Robot: Log for General L Man of the Ninteldo Empire, identifying enemy. Subject is known as "Duster", wrestler for 3'dPW in the town of Threed. Place of Birth is the Nowhere Islands, information on Nowhere Islands is classified. Attempting access of records of Nowhere Islands, access denied. Re-Attempting, access denied. Initiating combat mode.

L Man ran straight for Duster as Duster was fending off robot after robot. L Man swung with his sword but was dodged from by Duster as he jumped off a badnick robot commonly known as Motobug. Trading attempt after attempt of striking, eventually L Man stopped. L Man positioned his sword and the sword started aflame with green fire, L Man ran at Duster and slashed at him, only to be blocked and had the sword kicked out of his hands. Duster ran for the sword and just as he grabbed it, swung horizontally behind him and sliced off a chunk of L Man's metal chassis. L Man's glowing green eyes shut off as the sword burnt out.

Duster: Phew, that was close.

Two figures stood toe to toe, with neither one backing down.

???: Alright punk, the time for games is over. This song is about to end

???: No, you listen here you metal monstrosity. This is my solo at the moment, after this, the band will really be back together.

???: Punk identified as "Teddy" of "Valentine", subject is a street punk who has a record of juvinial delinquency and needs to be taken down.

Teddy: I don't need a chip in my brain to tell me who I'm looking at, and I know for sure, you ain't Mike Haggar.

???: Incorrect you street rat, I am Mike Haggar, reborn with a metal body as Mayor Man.

Teddy: Nah nah, see that's where you're wrong. We figured it all out brah. We figured out what Eggman & Wily have been up to.

Teddy proceeds to point at his head.

Teddy: We know what this whole War in Zealstraillia is about, and how everything that's been happening and where old EBW's been going is all connected.

Mayor Man: Incorrect you ignorant punk, there's no way you guys figured anything out.

Teddy: We got HIM out of there.

Mayor Man: You couldn't have, he's under lock and key.

Teddy: Nah nah, that guy ain't who I'm talking about, and I know for sure you have no records on him.

Mayor Man: We'll see about that, checking records. Subject not found, re-attempting, subject not found. Impossible.

Teddy: It's about as impossible as this.

Teddy colcocks Mayor Man in the face, and just as Mayor Man recovers his vision falls downward and spins.

Mayor Man: Error, unable to locate position.

Teddy comes into view for Mayor Man as he's standing over him.

Teddy: Don't lose your head over where you are, but I guess it's too late for that.

Teddy kicks Mayor Man's decapitated head into Mayor Man's body as it shorts out.

In the northeast, a robot is being suspended in mid air telekinetically by a man in a baseball hat. The man suspended in a suit can easily be identified as w00t.

w00t: You'll never find where they are Ness, they are as good as dead. Just give up.

Ness: ...

w00t: There's no way you can, Zealstraillia is done for. Grey Mann is launching his missile very soon. Then you can say goodbye to Zealstraillia and hello to...

w00t's body sparked and went limp as his body was crushed inward.

Ness: ...

Ness slung w00t's body over his shoulder, raised his hand and proceeded to run and then vanish.

A robot laid in the desert screaming as a man approached it.

Robot: NO! NO! YOU CAN'T! AUGH! I TRIED MY BEST! NO! NO! YOU CAN'T! I TRIED MY BEST!

???: Calm down.

The robot turned his head to the man and wailed in agony.

Robot: YOU! IF I COULD HAVE JUST! AUGH! BEATEN YOU! THIS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN!

???: But I didn't do it Noah, please calm down.

Robot: YOU DID! YOU WERE THERE! AUGH! YOU WON IT ALL!

???: That wasn't me.

Robot: IT WAS YOU! AUGH! NOW THEY DID THIS TO ME! I'M NO LONGER HUMAN! I'VE LOST MY HUMANITY!

The robot wails in agony and eventually shuts down.

???: Don't worry Noah, we'll get you and others out of there. As well as free...

???: ...the other me.

-

*After SPARKLE MAX went off the air, Mr. Lu and Lucca were talking about what happened on the show involving the Skulls & Bones and Mr. Lu himself....*

Mr. Lu: So that's how see it, Lucca. I did what I felt was right cause I was so sick of the Skulls & Bones doing whatever they wanted. And SOMEBODY had to do something. Even if that somebody was me.

Lucca: But now you are involved in their business. Are you afraid they might target you like they did Heather Mach?

Mr. Lu: Meh. I was gonna have get involved at some point. I am the man in charge of SPARKLE. And I wasn't gonna sit by and watch one of my own students get hurt by the Skulls & Bones.

Lucca: Especially M's Style.

Mr. Lu: Yes, especially her.

Lucca: True. So how is M's Style doing, Lu?

Mr. Lu: Oh, she's fine. She is very tough for her age.

Lucca: Indeed, she is. Where is she now, Lu? Somewhere safe, I hope.

Mr. Lu: Yes, she is safe and resting at my house outside of Summers.

Lucca: That's good news to hear.

Mr. Lu: Yes. We need as much good news as we can get these days too. Speaking of which, I need to talk to her mother, Lady M's.

Venus: Oh god.

Mr. Lu: Oh god what?

Lucca: You just missed her actually. She was in a rather foul mood after what happened on MAX tonight.

Mr. Lu: I imagine so. Where is she now?

Lucca: She said was gonna go out and do "what she does best". Whatever that means.

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* And that is what I was afraid. DAMN IT! I have to find her before she does something really crazy. Or really stupid.

Venus: Or both?

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Yes, Venus. Or both.

Venus: Oh god.

*Mr. Lu now leaves the scene in a hurry, going to look for Lady M's.

MEANWHILE, BACKSTAGE....*

Crybaby: BITCH!

Melicious: WHAT DID I DO?! It was YOU who cost us the match tonight.

Crybaby: I DID NOT!

Melicious: DID TOO!

Crybaby: DID NOT!

Melicious: DID TOO!

Crybaby: DID NOT!

Melicious: DID TOO!

Crybaby: ENOUGH!

Melicious: ......

Crybaby: ALL I did was PAY you back for costing me the match two weeks ago on MAX! You got what you deserved for always holding me DOWN!

Melicious: OH, I hold you down, HUH?!

Crybaby: YES, YOU DO!

Melicious: I DO NOT!

Crybaby: YOU DO TOO!

Melicious: DO NOT!

Crybaby: DO TOO!

Melicious: DO NOT!

Crybaby: DO TOO!

Melicious: SHUT UP!

Crybaby: .....

Melicious: Shut up and listen to me. I know you've always had some bitter jealousy against me. Ever since we were kids and in Roller Derby together, you've have this resentment to me. You've always felt that I've held you down. But deep down inside, all you are is JEALOUS!

Crybaby: .....

Melicious: That's right, Crybaby. Let that reality soak in for a minute.

Crybaby: I am not jealous, Melicious. The reality is I am sick.

Melicious: Sick?

Crybaby: Yes. Sick of living in your shadow.

Melicious: Goddamn it. So that's how it's gonna be, isn't it?

Crybaby: *Nods her head in agreement*

Melicious: FINE THEN! You wanna stop living in my shadow, then I'll give you your big chance too. You.....Me.....DESTINY.

Crybaby: You are on. I'll see you there, bitch. *Leaves the scene*

Melicious: You bet your ass you will......little sister.

*The scene now ends there

ALSO BACKSTAGE.....*

Venus: You want to see me, Valerie?

Valerie Del Toro: I NEVER want to see you, Venus. Cause you are a LOSER, just like Erica.

Venus: ......

Valerie Del Toro: And tonight, I paid her back for what happened two weeks ago.

Venus: The KFO?

Valerie Del Toro: Yes, and felt the very same move tonight. Eye for an Eye. And now I want you give her a message for me.

Venus: What message?

Venus: Just this.....

*Valerie Del Toro now lays Venus out with Erica's KFO (Diamond Cutter) out of nowhere. Del Toro now tells the out cold Venus....*

Valerie Del Toro: Also tell Erica, I will see her at DESTINY! If that bitch has the GUTS to face me that is.

*Valerie Del Toro now poses over the fallen Venus as the scene end there

FINALLY BACKSTAGE, AS WELL....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* My fellow Sisters, tonight we are here to recognize somebody in this Club. Somebody who has officially made her bones tonight. Somebody who is no longer a prospect of this Club. That somebody is.......MIA!

*Mia now walks up to The Hood as the rest of The Club claps for her. The two now shakes hands as The Hood tells her.....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Mia, tonight you graduated. You did your duty and exactly what was demanded of you. You have set the standard that all must follow and therefore, have earned your colors. I now present to you, your official kutte.....

*Mia now takes her kutte or jacket from The Hood and puts it on. She now tells The Hood....*

Mia: Thank you, sir. And I will NEVER take this jacket off again. I will wear proudly and forever.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Indeed. Cause now you are officially patched into this Club as a full member. Your soul belongs to us now. Congratulations. My fellow Sisters, may I present to you.....THE VOICE OF THE SKULLS & BONES MOTORCYCLE CLUB.......MIA!

*The Skulls & Bones now clap and cheer for Mia some more as The Hood tells her.....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Carry our message well, Mia. Make sure it is heard and never silenced. That is your new duty to The Club!

Mia: It will be my honor and pleasure, my fellow Sisters!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Speaking of which, where is that damn Jinx?

The Messenger: *Distorted Voice* She never showed up, sir.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* GODDAMN IT!

The Enforcer: *Distorted Voice* Shall we go find her and teach her a lesson in respecting Club business.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Later. I am sure she will show up eventually.

The Messenger: *Distorted Voice* What about Mr. Lu?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* The old man was a surprise. But a welcomed one. Cause now that Lady M's and Mr. Lu are both involved, I think we can finally accelerate our plans further. But first things first, cause right now, I feel like dispatching some Club justice. So let's all get on our bikes, head back to our Clubhouse, and finish our business with Heather Mach tonight. ARE YOU WITH ME?!

The rest of the Skulls & Bones: YES, SIR!

*The Skulls & Bones now leave the scene as the camera pans out to reveal.....*

*The scene now closes out from there*

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:10 am

Trevor Mach: Hang on Tack, I'm going to try something!

Tack Angel: Don't do anything stupid Trevor!

Trevor Mach: You know me!

Tack Angel: That's what I'm afraid of!

Trevor Mach: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tack Angel: TREVOR! TREVOR NO!

Trevor Mach: Damn! I can't do it! How the hell do you guys do back flips?!

Lady M's: That's like the 20th time he's tried that Tack. What were you getting so worked up about?

Tack Angel: *sigh* Look, some people can't back flip. Some people can't do a 450 or a Phoenix Splash. Some people can't do a Moonsault. Some people can't even do a Heaven's Tornado.

Trevor Mach: What's a Heaven's Tornado?

Tack Angel: Oh nothing...just something I'm working on for.....let's get back to what I was trying to say. Some people can't do these things. Grind just so happens to be able to do all of it....except the Heaven's Tornado....hehehe.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I know he can, and that's why I've gotta be able to do it too! He's the Havok World Champion! I want to be the Havok World Champion! We're in a Ladder Match! Therefore I need to be able to do the flippy shit too! It's not that hard to grasp TACK!

Tack Angel: *sigh* You could start by learning the move names and not calling it "flippy shit".

Trevor Mach: Ain't nobody got time for that shit Tack. I've got to be able to keep up.

Lady M's: You know, when people get older they tend to slow down their offense, not decide that's a good time to break your neck cause you can't do a back flip.

Trevor Mach: Whatever it takes dammit! Let's try it again! Don't move Hippie.

Retro Hippie: While I don't want you to get hurt, a part of me really wants you to miss again.

Tack Angel: I can't stay Trev, I've gotta go. I don't know if you remember, but I'm kind of in charge of Havok for the foreseeable future. Not sure why Ry Ry made me boss really, but like everything else I'm going to give it my best.

Trevor Mach: Well you can start by making the change to my match with Grind. The equalizer in this awesome title bout we're going to have. I want it, he accepted the challenge, so all you've gotta do is make it happen.

Tack Angel: I can not be granting favors to the Unbreakables, and I frankly find the changes to be extremely dangerous, but I will be impartial and make a decision. I'm going to take this job seriously. It's not like I'm one to be corrupted or changed by power or anything. Hahaha. Gotta go! ♫I got the power! I got the power!♫

Trevor Mach: Yikes.

Subculture: .....

Little Mac: ...Feels good out today doesn't it Subbie?

Subculture: .....Sure.

Little Mac: ...Have you come to use that chair on me?

Subculture: I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

Little Mac: Maybe I have it coming. I've lived my life my way, and by my rules, so I could survive in a constantly changing world. That's the nature of our sport. If you aren't the one making the changes, you had better be able to keep up with the change. That's why I've always tried to manage the ones I thought could make change. Was it the right change? Not always. Hardly ever really. I'm not sorry for it though. I made names and I broke names. I made a lot of money too. I'm not sorry for that.

Subculture: You planned to stab me in the back. You didn't do it, but you were "this" close to doing it. I told you that you were like a father to me, and I actually trusted you. Heading into that match, everyone told me you would betray me, but I never once felt I had to watch my back around the legend Little Mac.

Little Mac: ......Have I ever told you about my son?

Subculture: Your son? You have a son?

Little Mac: I guess I wouldn't have. I always tried to keep business and personal separate. That's what made it easier not to care about the lives I might have ruined in the ring, because I didn't take it home with me. My son, is a Boxer, just like I used to be. That's how I got my start before switching over. He followed in my footsteps after watching footage of me beating Super Macho Man to win the W.V.B.A. Championship. I'm proud of him, but I haven't seen him personally in years. Wrestling, it....it was supposed to be different for me. I came into wrestling cause I wanted to compete with the best and entertain the fans, but the system has a way of chewing you up and spitting you out. No, I can't really blame the system. I made bad choices. I fell in with bad people. I started doing things I would normally regret, but justified it as me doing what I needed to do to survive. The scrappy rookie mentality that got me through my boxing days, but warped perversely. I ended up giving my best years to wrestling, and in the process I lost my wife, and my son. We haven't spoken in years, but she still gets a check from me every month, even though she never demanded it....she never asked for it....she.....she was too good for me. As for me son....I don't....I don't have the right to call myself his father, let alone be seen as a father figure to you kid. At the end of the day, I'm still the same guy that traded in gloves for brass knuckles and threw away a legacy....simply to survive.

Subculture: ......

Little Mac: So....if you're going to use that, I won't stop you.

The Danger Zone was packed for another installment of Chaos TV! The Renegades are rushing from Renegade Nation to Fright Night, and the action isn't slowing down! Tack Angel would be temporarily taking over starting tonight, and promised to keep up the high Havok standards.

The opening contest was as action packed as it was comical, as new Havok Tag Team Champions AkiKyo joined the Havok Rangers for one night only, with Akinan begrudgingly wearing black while Kyo wore the Green colors of the team. They took on Dr. Mazenda's Jinmer's in this fun bout. The Havok Rangers controlled the match, and cleared the ring of the Jinmers except for one, leading to possibly the first ever 5 person finisher in Havok, the Biomotion Buster, which disintegrated most of the poor robotic Jinmer. Degrees "pinned" what was left to score the win.

Larmore showed his drunken Unbreakable spirit against Dangerous Dan, in a match that went from stiff striking exchanges to a submission contest, with Dan almost winning with an Ankle Lock, only to have Larmore escape and limp his way into a Cobra Clutch victory to move on in the first round of the Tenkaichi Budokai.

Anwin won his bout in the Budokai as well, but not because of athletic competition. Simon Stuart was nowhere to be seen, with Anwin leading a chant with the crowd for him to come out before the referee could reach a 10 count. Unfortunately for everyone, Simon Stuart was nowhere to be seen. The stoic young work horse no shows his way out of the Budokai.

Tack Angel: Dum de dum dum dum!

Trevor Mach: *cough*

Tack Angel: Oh hello!

Trevor Mach: Sup Tack, you wanted to see us? I'm guessing about the Fright Night main event?

Tack Angel: Nope, it's about tonight's main event. I can't take part in the match, as I have to remain impartial during my tenure as Boss. I wanted to let you know that I made a phone call though, and I've brought you the perfect replacement.

Sonic: Hey guys!

Trevor Mach: ......That's Sonic the Hedgehog.

Tack Angel: It sure is!

Trevor Mach: What's wrong, Mario not taking your calls?

Tack Angel: Sonic's a great pal, and he's more than happy to come in and help you guys.

Sonic: I was thinking about going to Zealstraillia to mess with Robuttnik, but I'm always happy to help out a friend! I especially wanted to see the new Havok World Champion in action myself. I've heard great things about you Grind.

Grind: *nods*

Trevor Mach: You'll have to excuse the champ, he's in silent protagonist mode. Caught from Ness, Crono, or some shit. Anyways, If I can work with my Fright Night opponent, the champ no less, I'm sure I can work with you Sonic the Hedgehog. Guess it's time I see what this blast processing is all about.

Sonic: Great!

Tack Angel: I'm glad it's working out! Maybe I'll be a great boss after all!

Trevor Mach: By the way, the way you decorated your office, it sucks!

Tack Angel: Awwwww....

6-Man Tag action saw the Blunderbuss Gang take on Cherub Kid, Television Champ Ishihiro Tomo, and Jake Conway. Blunderbuss wants to loot and plunder Havok, and his target will now be the the Television Champ after winning the match via a Meteorwrym Driver on Jake Conway. Ishihiro Tomo was quick to accept the challenge.

Subculture is on the revenge path, and started his journey with former friend DZ. The Reality Gangster have imploded, and it was obvious there was no going back in this harsh bout. DZ hit several uppercuts and drop kicked him to the mat to set Subbie up for his finish, but the former champ rolled out of the way of the Yakuza Kick and came back with the Counter Culture. Before he could get the pin, Ditch ran out and attacked as well, with Dougie and Fighter Daron on the way. Subculture managed to grab his chair and force them all back, but noticeably absent from the scuffle was Little Mac. Subculture gets the DQ win, but not the satisfaction.

Main event time saw the surprise trio of Havok World Champion Grind, Trevor Mach, and Sonic the Hedgehog of all people take on Dougie Mach and the Alpha Betas. Exciting main event, with Sonic the Hedgehog showing his speed and momentum, but trickery of Dougie Mach got the Blue Blue on the mat as Troy and Lukie went to work on his legs to take the speed away. Trevor and Grind made the save which turned into a big pull apart brawl that nearly got the match thrown out. Trevor and Dougie had another classic exchange that saw a comical moment when Trevor failed to hit a backflip, simply landing on Dougie with his back, but that lead to Dougie getting a roll up and near fall. Late in the match Fighter Daron tried to get involved, but that brought out Subculture with the chair to lay him out. Dougie instantly left to ring to get to him, but that's when Little Mac appeared from behind Dougie and threatened him with a KO Punch to the back of the head, with the very brass knuckles he had used for Dougie time and time again. The distraction lead to Grind hitting the Sling Blade on Lukie to score the pin and the win. As the victors celebrated, Temp Boss Tack Angel appeared on the screen.

Tack Angel: Oh hello! You guys all did a great job, especially Sonic the Hedgehog, and I don't want to take away from the match, but I've got big news. Next week, Havok is pulling in overtime and taking over EBW's scheduled Sunday Special slot for Fright Night. The Halloween themed show is already booked solid, with more matches to come, but I got a request for the main event that I will fulfill. It doesn't happen very often, but the champion and his challenger are on the same page, and they want to make this match one of a kind and special. So I will allow them this alteration to their match. Originally a Ladder Match, the title bout will now be a Lightning and Fire Ladder Match. One half of ring will be surrounded with fire, while the other half will be charged with electricity. It's highly dangerous, and I'm not sure why two friends and stablemates would want to go through with this, but I have to admit it sounds too awesome to pass up. The main of Fright Night is now Grind versus Trevor Mach, with Grind's title on the line in the first ever Lightning and Fire Ladder Match! I'm sure they will "burn" the house down with the "electrifying" match? Haha! Get it? It's because I...get it? Burning? Electrifying? *sigh* Just have the show fade to a close from here please.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

1. 10-Person Tag: Doctor Degrees[o]/Jeff Andonuts/Megumi/Akinan/KYO beat Jinmer #1/Jinmer #2/Jinmer #3[x]/Jinmer #4/ Jinmer #5 via Biomotion Buster -> Pin?
2. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Larmore beat Dangerous Dan via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Anwin beat Simon Stuart via Count Out (No Show)
4. 6-Man Tag: Captain Blunderbuss[o]/Rockjaw/Bart beat Cherub Kid/Ishihiro Tomo/Jake Conway[x] via Meteorwrym Driver -> Pin
5. Singles: Subculture beat DZ via DQ
6. 6-Man Tag: Grind[o]/Trevor Mach/Sonic beat Dougie Mach[x]/Troy/Lukie via Sling Blade -> Pin

-

*Another infamous video tape was delivered to SPARKLE HQ by The Messenger of the Skull & Bones. The following footage is shown, when it is played.....*

Mia: The following video has been paid for in full by the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club.

*KNOCKING ON DOOR*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Heather, it's time for your judgment day! *Waits for an answer, but silence* HEATHER! DON'T BE SHY! I just wanna TALK! *More silence* GODDAMN IT! I GROW SICK OF THESE STUPID MACH GAMES! ANSWER ME! *Still nothing, but silence* THAT DOES IT! I AM COMING IN THERE! And I was gonna play nice and maybe let you LIVE! BUT NOT ANYMORE! YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE!

*OPENS DOOR AND WALKS IN*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL?!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Oh and writing "FUCK YOU!" on The Club's LCD HDTV! That's real cute too. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT THING COST?!

The Messenger: *Distorted Voice* It didn't cost The Club anything, sir. We got it on sale with a "five finger discount", remember?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* SHUT UP! NOBODY ASKED YOU!

The Messenger: *Distorted Voice* .......

The Enforcer: *Distorted Voice* What do you want to do now, sir. Jinx has obviously left The Club and helped Heather Mach escape tonight.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* WE DO NOTHING!

The Enforcer: *Distorted Voice* NOTHING?!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* YES, NOTHING! Don't you forget, Heather Mach was nothing more than a personal vendetta. Same with Jinx. They no longer are what's important. Besides eventually, I have a gut feeling they will both show up in SPARKLE sooner rather than later and then we will finish them off....FOR GOOD!

The Messenger: *Distorted Voice* So what's the plan now?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* The plan? Well it's very simple, really. PHASE TWO!

The rest of the Skulls & Bones: *Distorted Voices* PHASE TWO?!

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Yes, Phase Two!

*The Hood now laughs manically and the rest of the Skulls & Bones just look on. The Hood now turns to the camera and says.....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* MIA! Get that fucking camera out of here! It's time for some OFFICIAL CLUB BUSINESS!

Mia: Yes, sir.

*The camera now cuts to static as Mia turns it off abruptly.*

*MEANWHILE.....*

*SLAP! SLAP!*

Heather Mach: *Groggily* HUH?!

Distorted Voice: Wakey, Wakey, Eggs & Bacey!

Heather Mach: WHAT....THE.....FUCK?!

Heather Mach: YOU! WHY I OUTTA....

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* JEEZ! No need to thank me or anything.

Heather Mach: FOR WHAT?!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* Saving your miserable life.

Heather Mach: YOU CLUBBED ME FROM BEHIND, BLINDFOLDED ME, AND THEN DRAGGED ME ALL THE WAY OUT TO GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* Dusty Dunes Desert.

Heather Mach: WHAT?!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* You mean where.

Heather Mach: HUH?! *Looks around* HOW?! *Look around more* WHY?!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* You forgot who.

Heather Mach: *Groans* Goddamn it! JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* After all I sacrificed tonight, including my membership in The Club, I plan on it. Seeing how I am MARKED FOR DEATH now!

Heather Mach: Oh. Sorry about that.

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* I don't care. I was planning on ditching them soon anyways. I want no part of what they have planned.

Heather Mach: What is planned?

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* No quite sure really. But something called "Phase Two" doesn't sound any good to me. Anyways, here's the deal....I am going north and FAR AWAY from here. You are gonna go west and back towards Summers. *Gets back on bike* Oh and you better start now, if you want to make it before the sun comes up. It gonna be a LOOOOOOONG trip.

*Jinx now tosses Heather Mach a canteen full of water. Heather Mach now yells at Jinx as she starts her motorcycle up....*

Heather Mach: YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK TO SUMMERS?!

*Jinx now begins to leave as she tells her....*

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* NO WAY!

Heather Mach: *Exhales* Oh, that's a relief.

Jinx: *Distorted Voice* YOU CAN RUN ALL THE WAY BACK TO SUMMERS!

*Jinx now speeds off as Heather Mach looks on. Heather Mach now says out loud....*

Heather Mach: That's a real funny joke, you skull-faced bitch. *Laughs jokingly*

*A FEW MINUTES PASS*

Heather Mach: *Sighs* Goddamn it.

*Heather Mach now begins to run west and back towards Summers as the scene closes out from there*

-

Tack Angel: And so I said, half price coupon for a box of wheat thins? You bet I'm in!

Larmore: Argh! That story was so fucking stupid!

Nosan: Looks like someone isn't getting enough fiber in their diet!

Tack and Nosan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Larmore: ....What the fuck are we doing here Tack?

Tack Angel: Well, I wanted to let you both know that you're the first two confirmed entrants into the Fright Night No Rules Battle Royale.

Larmore: No Rules Battle Royale?

Tack Angel: Yep! Anything goes until you're thrown over the top rope.

Larmore: But that sounds like a rule. If it's No Rules doesn't that mean eliminations are fucking impossible!?

Tack Angel: No but....yeah but....no.....no it's No Rules EXCEPT for that one.

Larmore: ....So call it a One Rule Battle Royale.

Tack Angel: ....Well alright then!

Larmore: Pft. Sucker.

Tack Angel: I also wanted you to know that you're both competing tonight, so get ready.

Trevor Mach: Tack.

Tack Angel: Oh hello!

Trevor Mach: You needed to see me?

Tack Angel: Yeah, I wanted to let you know that your contract signing with Grind will take place tonight on The Clash. I want to make the show more important and meaningful. Some people might say that would stretch the roster a little thin, and to them I say....I say...you silly so and so, you can't stretch people.

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: What's wrong?

Trevor Mach: What's up with the Double D's over there?

Tack Angel: Boobs? Where?

Trevor Mach: The Dastardly Duo.

Tack Angel: Oh! Well see, they weren't really getting over with the fans or getting any wins, so I thought we might repackage them! They agreed they needed a new look and attitude, so we came up with the best tag team gimmick ever. Are you ready for this? They are now Dirk and Dave Miner, the miners turned wrestlers, otherwise known as the....*snicker*...."Impressionable Miners"!

Trevor Mach: ......

Tack Angel: :D

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: :D

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: :D

Trevor Mach: YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE TACK! YOU'RE DRUNK WITH POWER! YOUR MANIACAL REIGN NEEDS TO END AND I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO STOP YOU! AHHHH!!!

Tack Angel: Eh?

The Clash this week would see one of the biggest shows in its short history, with a big contract signing for Fright Night, as well as an exciting main event, as Tack Angel's friend Sonic the Hedgehog sticks around a little longer to take on Jackson Kain.

The Havok janitor Nosan battled Jimmy Bar in the opener, and if you've seen a Jimmy Bar match before you knew how this was going to turn out, with Nosan getting the win with his signature driver. After the match he had to grab his broom and do clean up duty in the stands. Nosan's job is never done.

Larmore and Jake Conway duked it out in a short contest that saw the scrappy Conway again come up short, tapping out to the Cobra Clutch. Conway showed a lot of frustration after the match, but Larmore tossed him a beer and told him to cheer up....before smashing another bottle over his head...but then he helped him to the back so....that's better?

Dirk and Dave got a new gimmick, but their luck is still the same, as they took on the champs in non title action. Akinan had Dave trapped in a choke, setting him up for the chokeslam, when Dave pulled out a coal miner's glove, slapped it on, and tried choking Akinan back like it was the most deadly move in the world. A puzzled Akinan simply pushed Dave back and hit the Big Boot before the pin and the win.

It was now time for the contract signing, as Trevor and Havok World Champion Grind rolled in on bikes from different directions. As Tack was readying to present the contracts, a shadowy figure appeared in the entrance way accompanied by Narutaki, the mysterious man with a chip on his shoulder regarding Tack Angel. They did nothing but stand there, putting pressure on the Temp Boss.

Tack Angel: Oh hello! I'm Tack Angel, the temporary Boss for Havok, and this is the contract signing for Fright Night's main event. Unbreakable stablemates will collide in the first ever Lightning and Fire Ladder Match for the Havok World Championship. Ya know, some people might say that main event is an overbooked middle finger to traditional wrestling, and to you I say....you silly so and so, I would never flip anyone off. No, Havok is all about escalation, even I know that, so that's why I am allowing this match to happen, so Champion Grind can show what he is made of against former champ Trevor Mach. Before you sign the contract, do you have anything to say?

Grind: .......

Tack Angel: Strong words. Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Grind, I've got nothing but respect for you. That's why I wanted you in the Unbreakables. You have the IT factor. You've got the crazy ass lack of common sense that's needed to be THE MAN! You've mastered the art of the crazy flippy shit! I can't do what you can do. Here is your problem though, this match is going to be dangerous as hell for me, but all the things that kill me, are what make me feel alive. You also need to realize something. I've busted my ass for years doing this, and I love it, and I'm pretty damn good at it. Wrestling me.....is like.....playing Tiddlywinks with GOD! I mean...I'm ASSUMING that God would be pretty good at playing Tiddlywinks you know? Cause like.....why wouldn't he? So yeah....GET HYPE! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: ....Alright then! Get hype indeed, because next week it's Halloween and we have this amazing main event....and I'm guessing the creepy stalker type behind me is the one that wants take face me in the Last Man Standing match.

Narutaki: ONORE TACKAIDO! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!

Tack Angel: I'm so confused by you? Who are you? Are you like a manager for this guy or what? Oh well, to you and your challenge I say.....I'll check my schedule!

Trevor Mach: You already agreed to the match.

Tack Angel: I mean #YOLO! I'll see you there!

Main event saw huge star Sonic the Hedgehog stick around to take on Action Star Jackson Kain for The Clash event. You wouldn't be hearing Tony Shiavone tell us we're out of time on this one, as the blue blur was looking to speed through this match. Kain was seen doing some green screen work earlier in the night in hopes of using a CG replacement to be able to match Sonic's speed in post, but the problem is that wrestling nor reality actually work that way. Sonic captured the win with his Sonic Boom, but Kain got the last laugh, as he somehow managed to make the switch with his stunt double, who took the pin instead. Free chilidogs were handed out to the crowd to close the show.

Havok: The Clash
BONK! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Nosan beat Jimmy Bar via Nobuharu Driver -> Pin
2. Singles: Larmore beat Jake Conway via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Non-Title Tag: Akinan[o]/Kyo beat Dirk Miner/Dave Miner[x] via Big Boot -> Pin
4. Singles: Sonic the Hedgehog beat Jackson Kain's Stunt Double via Sonic Boom -> Pin

-

The seemingly endless war in Coal Town wages on as the Zealstraillia Army fights wave after wave of robots.

Sean Matsuda: You know, I'm getting kinda tired.

Rhythm Wrestler: Eh.

Sara: I'm out of Magic Points, I can't heal you guys right now. I'm going back to the canteen to fill up.

Dem Bones: ...

Sara: I will. Ray, back me up.

Ray The Squirrel: Yes Mam!

Sara spirited up the hill as Ray protected her from robot scouts. On top of a building stand a man behind binoculars starring at the carrier tank, spotting a armed tank moving in.

Magnum PT: Grey Man, you magnificent bastard, I read your book! Armed Tank on the way!

All the soldiers fought hard as the armed tank rolled into Coal Town.

???: PK THUNDER!

Streams of lighting rained down on the tank and was shut down.

???: Sorry to keep you waiting!

Eight people jumped down from off the hill and met with the Zealstraillia Army. The EBW Typhoon walked up to the group.

Kinniku Mike: How are you here Firebrand? I thought you were in jail in the Ninteldo Empire?

Firebrand X: I am, kinda. The man you've known for a long time as Firebrand X, was a robot clone of me not me as a robot.

Tad Sugiyama: How long have you been gone?

Firebrand X: After some updates from Ness and crew here, a few months before w00t's been in charge, well the w00t robot clone.

Hater: Wait, are you telling me that all the robots that have been in EBW have been...

Llyod: Not the actual people...

Llyod wipes his nostrils with a tissue

Llyod: ...they've been kidnapped, and thankfully we know where they are.

Hashim: So then, how do we end this?

Suddenly, an Earthquake shakes as everyone tries to stable themselves. Off about a mile from Coal Town, a building rises up from the ground, a recognizable skull emerges, and spotlights flood the night sky.

Magnum PT: Gentlemen and Ladies, we climb Wily Tower, together.

-

Announcer: We break from the My Three Saturns marathon to bring you a live special report, let's take it to Hailey Havok.

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! Wait, we don't have time for that! I'm standing here in front of the Circus Tent in the heart of Threed, where all hell is breaking loose! The zombie capitol of the world is set to play host to Havok's Fright Night Special, and for Halloween week the company is also planning to air Xcite and Chaos TV! here, but the normally docile and fly honey fed zombies that swarm this city are on a rampage when somebody got a paper cut and started bleeding! I'm not going to name any names....STEVE....but the sight of the blood has lead to an all out war in the streets. I've been trying to get a word with the zombies, but aside from the usual "brains" chatter I've got nothing. Oh wait, here comes one of them now.....and another.....well shit....HELP ME!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Way to give em the old swoop and slash Grind!

Grind: *nod*

Hailey Havok: My hero! I mean....thank you Grind....I'm fine I promise.

Akinan: The hell is going on here?!

Troy: You want to eat me? Eat this dead head!

Trevor Mach: Shit's gone crazy yo! My kind of town! Kill everything that's moving but not breathing!

Hailey Havok: No wait! Tack said we should try and calm them down with fly honey and not kill them! Try talking to them!

Trevor Mach: Try talking to my dick Hailey! These zombies gotta go! Ha! Talking to zombies, that's about as stupid as talking to yourself!

Trevor's voice inside his head: Hey! That's hurts!

Trevor Mach: Oh sorry!

Trevor's other voice inside his head: He's right you know! It IS stupid!

Trevor Mach: Glad we're on the same page! YEAH!

Hailey Havok: Who was he talking to? Uh oh more zombies Grind, mind if I follow you?

Tack Angel: Subculture!? What are you doing?

Subculture: Mowing dead people down on a bike, what does it look like I'm doing?

Tack Angel: We can't just come into this city and kill the zombies!

Subculture: ....But that's exactly what is happening. They tried to eat our brains so I made them eat burned rubber instead. Kill or be killed "Boss".

Tack Angel: You're all a bunch of violent so and sos!

Anwin: Why do you think we're wrestlers Tack?

Larmore: Where the fuck is my bike? I had it parked in that one guy's living room.

*BOOM!*

Trevor Mach: Where the hell is the chopper!? I could fly better than that pilot anyways! In fact, that gives me an idea!

Trevor's other voice in his head: No! Wait! Don't do it!

Trevor Mach: PHOENIX!!! YEAH! I'M FLYING! I'M FLYING!

Trevor's other voice in his head: We can not fly.

Trevor Mach: Well it's good to have dreams though.

Trevor's other voice in his head: Dreams? Yes. Delusions? No. You're falling you moron!

Trevor Mach: You know what else it's good to have?

Trevor Mach: Skills! BIZAM!

Trevor's other voice in his head: That was luck and you damn well know it.

*SPLAT!* *SPLAT!* *SPLAT!*

Tack Angel: *gasp*

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Tack Angel: .....War....To all the man-made machinations, war is the most mischievous and dangerous. It is said, “Man proposes, God disposes.” But in case of war, God proposes, man disposes. War is not a natural calamity. Hence the entire responsibility for war falls on man. Sometimes, one is apt to doubt that if man is in any way different from wild animals. Ever since two men appeared on the earth, they have been quarrelling with each other. According to Yeats, men fight with each other like weasels in a ditch, why is it so? The earliest wars were fought with bows and arrows. Later man began to use swords, spears and daggers. But in modern times, man has invented and amassed heaps of weapons of mass destruction. There are the nuclear weapons of numerous kinds, rockets, missiles, sub-marines, poisonous chemical and bacterial weapons. It is difficult to believe that man has become more civilized in any way. The horror......the horror.......

Trevor Mach: Aww come on Tack! Let's go get you some Frozen Yogurt!

Tack Angel: ....Oh alright then! :D

Grind: .....

Hailey Havok: Grind wait!

Grind: .....

Hailey Havok: Listen, thank you so much for saving me back there. I don't know what I would have done without you. I mean I guess, I could have bludgeoned some undead myself but.....you were there for me...and you didn't have to be. So....thank you.

Grind: ...*nod*....

Hailey Havok: ....I would swoon if I weren't scared shitless. What's that? I'm still on camera? Well shit. Alright then, that about wraps it up here! Look forward to seeing Havok invade Threed all this next week on the path to FRIGHT NIGHT!

-

*At the famous One Eyed Jack's aka the SPARKLE Bar....*

Mr. Lu: So you are sure that you don't want be a wrestler anymore, Kumatora?

Violet: No, I am sure. It's Violet now too, Lu. Kumatora is a thing of the past for me now.

Mr. Lu: Oh. I see, Violet.

Violet: Yeah. And quite frankly, I don't miss it at all given the current situation SPARKLE is in.

Mr. Lu: Tell me about it.

Violet. I mean with the whole situation with the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club continuing to get out of hand are worried about the government cracking down?

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Yes, I am. They have threatened to shut us down in the past for being too violent.

Violet: Too Violent? Isn't SPARKLE still a rated "TV-MA" show?

Mr. Lu: Yes. And I would never have it any other way either. I like the freedom of expression and being able to say and do whatever I want on TV most of the time.

Violet: Then why is the government cracking down so hard now?

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* The Skulls & Bones almost killed that cameraman, Chris Stuckman, live on MAX. Televised Murder is apparently a big no-no, even on a TV-MA show.

Violet: Yeah, I can see that making the government mad. So how are you gonna handle this situation?

Mr. Lu: And that's the tricky part, isn't it Violet. First things first. I need to talk to Lady M's. I just hope I can before it's too late....

*DOOR BELL RINGS*

Mr. Lu: Speak of the devil and she finally appears!

Lady M's: LU?! OH MY GOD?! You haven't started to drink again? I thought you quit for health reasons?!

Mr. Lu: I did. But this whole Skulls & Bones mess is driving me very close to picking up the bottle once again.

Lady M's: Tell me about it. So if you aren't drinking in a fucking bar, then why are you are?

Mr. Lu: Waiting for you. Where have you been?!

Lady M's: I was doing things.

Mr. Lu: What kind of things? You haven't done anything stupid to cause any more trouble with the Skulls & Bones?

Lady M's: WHAT?! *Pauses for a moment* NO!

*Lu now just stares at M's with a glare. Lady M's now confesses to him...*

Lady M's: Alright, Alright. I REALLY wanted too. But I decided to go visit my husband on ChaosTV instead. I have cooled down as a result.

Mr. Lu: That's a relief. I thought even with the government cracking down, you'd something that would jeopardize SPARKLE. I am glad you did not.

Lady M's: They attacked my daughter, Jessica James, and even Jenny.

Mr. Lu: I know they did. I was there. Just promise me you won't go and do anything that you might regret later.

Lady M's: You know I can't promise you anything like that right now.

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Please, I am begging you for the sake of SPARKLE's future.

Lady M's: *Sighs* Fine, I promise. BUT.....

Mr. Lu: But what?

Lady M's: I am gonna get even with the Skulls & Bones and NOBODY is gonna stop me. They wanna fuck with me? Well now I am gonna fuck them back. And it ain't gonna pretty at all, when it happens. Just remember that, Lu.

Mr. Lu: I understand. I just hope it doesn't come to that.

Violet: Oh.....god.

Mr. Lu: Oh god what, Violet?

Violet: I hate to be the bearer of more bad things. But one of the the Skulls & Bones called The Messenger gave me something.

*Violet now pulls something out from under the counter and shows it to the horror of both Mr. Lu and Lady M's.....*

Mr. Lu & Lady M's: WHAT?!

Mr. Lu: Not again. They said they were done with that white box bullshit.

Lady M's: Apparently they are skull-faced liars, on top of being skull-faced thugs. Imagine that.

Mr. Lu: Very funny, Tali. VIOLET!

Violet: AH! I mean, yes?

Mr. Lu: Why haven't you opened the box yet?

Violet: Are you serious?

Mr. Lu: Pardon?

Violet: I mean I was told to wait and give it to Lady M's. And that's EXACTLY what I intended to do. I mean after what happened to Nanimura? Fuck that shit! *Hands the white box to Lady M's.*

Lady M's: Right, I wouldn't want more lead in my diet either. Smart move, Violet.

Violet: Gee, thanks. So.....

Lady M's: So what?

Violet: You gonna open it? I'd hate to piss off the Skulls & Bones, if I were you.

Lady M's: Right. But honestly, I rather *Opens the box and begins to look inside.* piss....on.....them.

*Lady M's now drops the box on the ground as she begins to turn pale as a ghost. The startled Mr. Lu now asks her....*

Mr. Lu: What wrong, Tali? TALI?! TALIIIIIII?!

*Lady M's finally snaps out of her trance and pulls something out of the box and shows it to both Mr. Lu and Violet.....*

Mr. Lu: NO! THEY'VE TAKEN HER! BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Lady M's: GODDAMN IT! THEY'VE FINALLY CROSSED THAT FUCKING LINE YOU NEVER EVER FUCKING CROSS WITH ME, LU! NOW IT'S FUCKING PERSONAL! THEY WANT A WAR WITH ME! WELL I AM THEIR FUCKING HUCKLEBERRY! AND I AM GONNA GIVE THEM A FUCKING WAR! *Yells out in anger and rage*

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* This is not good. But at least it can't get any worse.

*DOOR BELL RINGS*

Heather Mach: *Exhausted* Can I get a glass of ice cold water? *Waits for a moment* Please?

Mr. Lu: Goddamn it. I knew I spoke too soon. *Sighs*

*The scene now closes out from there*

-

Piles upon piles of metal laid waste as the Zealstraillia Army power through the Wily Tower, the Zealstraillia Armed Forces lead the charge as the recent wrestler recruits followed up on stragglers. The armed Forces showed a renewed courage & vitality as they blew apart the armies of robots.

Firebrand: Keep up the pressure soldiers! We're making great strides!

While they did run into a couple of bigger robots, they were taken out easily from attack from all sides. Finally they reached the top of the tower, and entered in to see an expected face.

???: Welcome, Gentlemen and Ladies. You've reached the top of our tower.

Sara: Why did you do this Grey Mann? It's just coal here, nothing but coal. Why take over an entire country?

Mann: It's simple really, Coal was never the objective.

Hater: What? What was your objective then?

Mann: Really, I never had an objective.

Magnum: You mean this was was over nothing?

Mann: No, I was just following my own orders.

Lucas: Orders?

Mann: Yes, my prime directive...

Grey Mann ripped of his face to reveal a robotic one.

Mann: All Hail Dr. Wily! Glory to the Eggman Empire!

Engineer: A Robot!

Kinniku Mike: You were a Robot this whole time?

Mann: Yes, yes I was.

Hater: What happened to the real Grey Mann?

Mann: His body died long ago, due to Coal Poisoning, but his Brain. Oh his brain is what gave birth to me.

Ash: Well, that explains why I haven't seen him.

Mann: Well, I believe we've talked enough. It's time for you all to die, farewell, you've served your purpose.

A whirring sound echoed the top of Wily Tower as Dr. Albert del Wily descended near Grey Mann in his saucer.

Dr. Wily: The best part of all this you idiots, we've already won, we accomplished our mission goals. Right now this is out of formality, I'm feeling quite nostalgic about my wars with that nincompoop Dr. Light.

Grey Mann flipped a switch on his body and began to transform into an even bigger robot, Dr. Wily positioned himself in Grey Mann's now gigantic head

The entire Army of Zealstraillia ran at the Monstrosity and attacked it. The Zealstraillia Soldiers provided cover fire as the wrestlers struck hard, the weapon armed fire their explosives and bullets as the magic & science inclined kept everyone safe. The battle waged on and on with no side gaining an advantage.

Sara: I'm running out of mana again.

Lucas: My mind can't handle much more psychic attacks, this is too much.

Ninten: ...

Ana: I'm trying, but this is as bad as at Mount Itoi.

Firebrand: We may have to retreat and regroup.

Ness: ...

Hashim: What do you mean, wait a bit longer?

Suddenly a whistle was heard as a flying creature was heading towards them.

Swift: What the hell is that?

???: Uuuukee!

As the flying creature came closer it revealed some familiar faces.

Onisuiken: It's Flying Man! And Salsa!

Salsa dove off Flying Man's back and landed a kick right into the cockpit of Dr. Wily, breaking it's shielding. Salsa grabbed the shocked doctor and pulled him out as Flying Man sped up and dove right into the robot's head, bursting out of it's lower spine.

Flying Man: Run!

The Zealstraillia Army ran out fo the room and closed the blast door behind them, a large explosion was heard and the blast door was dented from the pressure. The worn group sighed in relief and then turned to the now handcuffed Dr. Wily.

Dr. Wily: Go ahead, put me behind bars, I've been there before. My and Ivo's plans are already complete.

A monitor came to life in the hallway where the group was at to reveal Dr. Eggman.

Dr. Eggman: Well done my now former employees, you've saved a country that was dying before we even intervened. You also failed to stop our plans, we have changed the World, and now you have to live in it.

The monitor turned off as Wily started to laugh.

Dr. Wily: Welcome, to the new age of robotics!

The War of Zealstraillia is over. There were no more attacks on Zealstraillia cities as it's small population returned to their normal lives after over half a year of a War. Dr. Wily was arrested, put on trial, and jailed for War Crimes by the Zealstraillia Government. He was give a lighter sentence for revealing that the Ninteldo Empire & AGES Pro Wrestling had helped fund Dr. Eggman's & Dr. Wily's actions, and revealed that the Ninteldo Empire have been kidnapping civilians and experimenting on them.

As a result, AGES Pro Wrestling was shut down and it's owner, The Manager, was arrested. The Ninteldo Empire agreed to a ceasefire and lost all it's contract treaties with the other Nations of Euroland, effectively ending the War of Consume for the moment. The Segua Kingdom was able to regain an agreed amount of land that was taken by the Ninteldo Empire, and begain rebuilding it's former lands. The Mann Co. Company folded after it's involvement in the War of Zealstraillia, with Grey Mann gone and Hale Saxton retiring, the Hat & Arms Dealer shut down production and went out of business. The recent outbreak in Threed has also caused the shutdown of Threed Pro Wrestling. 3'dPW Owner Curry Man, while he could not be found for comment, left a note behind saying, "Going back home to Edo, see you all next time."

All those who fought in the War of Zealstraillia for the Zealstraillia Army were recognized by the Zealstraillia & Eagleland Governments as well as many Kingdoms in Euroland as War Heroes. The total deaths in the War of Zealstraillia accounted for 275 Soldiers, with 157 injured. The citizens that were kidnapped along with the EBW Roster inside of the Twoson Fairground all survived and were transported safely home. In addition, many citizens were rescued from an underground lab found in the Ninteldo Empire, including the missing EBW Employees EBW President w00t, EBW Vice-President Mike Haggar, Noah Jennings, Franky Fly, Captain Strong, Shark #1, Shark #2, & Daisuke Saito. The brain of Grey Mann was confiscated by the Eagleland Government.

The Firebrand X that was jailed has been released from prison and was deported back to Eagleland where he was welcomed by the real Firebrand X. The Eagleland Government officially gave the Robotic Firebrand X citizenship after proving his independent thought process and personality as well as giving internal recordings of the Ninteldo Empire that led to the discovery of the underground lab. The robotic Firebrand X officially changed his name for Eagleland Citizenship to Arremer X to avoid confusion with Firebrand X. EBW officially signed Arremer X to a deal and will now wrestle for EBW as a job.

The technology found to be used by Dr. Eggman & Dr. Wily was found to be a DNA extractor and Control System. This technology was then given out to the public by the Eagleland Government under direct order by Eagleland President Amabo. This technology has since been implemented into the National Handegg League in Eagleland as well as Champion's League Divegrass in Euroland to satiate fans' need for real personalities in their Sports. Wrestling promotions EBW, Havok, SPARKLE, & FXE have refused to comment on whether they will implement this technology into their promotions.

However, eccentric Billionaire Mickey Cantor announced a new sport based in Zealstraillia that will use this technology. Named Major League Combat, a sport that will use DNA of many personalities to create an athlete clone. These clones will team with robots in team battles to try to destroy the other's goal, the money ball. MLC also announced a deal with the EBW Network to have their sport on their channel and will be on an hour before Xcite as Monday Night Combat. MLC owner Mickey Cantor also revealed hope to have cross-promotion with it's wrestling compatriots.

Finally, Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnick, is still missing and wanted for War Crimes and questioning.

-

Tack Angel: Now guys, let's try to calm down here! We know the zombies are coming from behind the falls, but I think blowing the place up is a BIT excessive.

Subculture: I got the C4 ready.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Of course. Where did you get that? I bet it was STEVE!

Trevor Mach: Swank! Tack, this is happening. I mean Tomo's dropping a fucking brainbuster off the top of a waterfall! We're all a little jacked up about right now so step back before the blood lust wears off!

Tack Angel: Well we could just knock and wait three minutes. I think that's the password!

Trevor Mach: 3 minutes?! Too damn long. Now, how much C4 is this going to take?

Doctor Degrees: No more than twenty ounces.

Trevor Mach: What? I hate the metric system! Give it to me in Eagleland.

Doctor Degrees: Well let's see...carry the 7....

Trevor Mach: Dude fuck math! Just use all of it!

Subculture: Hell yes, do the honors.

Trevor Mach: Ha ha! Here comes the boom!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Everyone duck!

*BOOM*

LG Rod: WHOA!

Trevor Mach: YEAH!

Tack Angel: TOO MUCH!

Subculture: Not enough really.

Doctor Degrees: See I told you twenty ounces. That WAS pretty sweet though.

*Rumble*

Doctor Degrees: Wait....do you guys hear that?

Trevor Mach: Oh no....it's....

Tack Angel: FOPPYS!!!!!

Tack Angel: WHOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!

Trevor Mach: GAAAAH!

Anwin: So many of them!

Ishihiro Tomo: ......

Grind: .....

Trevor Mach: Ha! Grind's got the right idea!

Subculture: I'd say this place is still open for business.

Anwin: Well let's find the son of a bitch responsible and deal with this.

Trevor Mach: Get hype!

Tack Angel: Guys? Guys, get me out of here please?! GUYS?!

Trevor Mach: Well well well look who it-

Dougie Mach: Out of my way Trevor! I'll take care of this!

Trevor Mach: Oh hey Dougie! Amazing that you finally show up after all the dirty work is done.

Subculture: Just don't get killed, I'll be the one doing that.

Dougie Mach: Shut up you guys! I got this!

Belch: *Belch* What the hell are you doing in my factory!?

Dougie Mach: I demand you stop right now! If we can't do a show I can't get paid, beat Subculture's ass, or win the title back. I think people might be in danger too, but that's not the point.

Belch: *Belch* No.

Dougie Mach: Well, I tried, you guys are on your own.

Trevor Mach: Great! Thanks Dougie! Well, Belch, your plot to take over with Zombies is coming to an end....again. We know what to do! Go get em Mr. Satan!

Mr. Satan: Eh? Wahahahaha! The hero of Earth would be more than happy to dispose of this evil fiend....but....uhoh....it's.....my stomach! I don't think I can go on!

Trevor Mach: Well shit! Let's do this guys! I'm going to beat Belch's ass so HARD, that the next Belch wanna be is gonna feel it.

Subculture: Where exactly is the ass?

Trevor Mach: .....I don't know....GET HIM!

Belch: *Belch* Ha! If you think that you can stop me then...OW! OW! OW! STOP IT! I DIDN'T DO IT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'M JUST A FOPPY BREEDER NOW!

Anwin: Gross!

Trevor Mach: DAMMIT!

Tack Angel: GUUUUUYYYYS! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Narutaki: ONORE TACKAIDOOOOO!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

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Hailey Havok: It looks like Threed has been locked down for now, but the source of the growing number of blood thirsty zombies has yet to be found. That being said, Belch's Foppy Factory will play host to a special Havok: Xcite this week! Don't miss it!

Havok: Xcite
Belch's Factory
The EBW Factory

1. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Doctor Ashura vs. Jeff Andonuts
2. One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier: ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. ?
3. One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier: ? vs. ? vs. ? vs. ?
4. Singles: Akinan vs. Troy
5. No Rules Singles: Subculture vs. Fighter Daron
6. Tag: Grind/? vs. Trevor Mach/?

-

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* So that's how this is gonna work, Mia?

Mia: Oh, that is EXACTLY how this is gonna work, old man.

Mr. Lu: And if I refused to comply?

Mia: Well let's just say we heard how the Amabo Administration is breathing down your neck about our recent actions. Is this true?

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Yes, it is. In fact, they are threatening to shut us down if this continues.

Mia: *Laughs* That is the kinda of new we LOVE to hear too. Cause what's bad for SPARKLE is good for us.

Mr. Lu: What are you gonna do?

Mia: Let me put it this way, how do you think the government will react if we BURN a certain 18 year old deaf girl ALIVE on national tv?

Mr. Lu: You wouldn't dare cross that line.

Mia: Try us. See what happens.

*Mr. Lu thinks for moment and then shakes his head in anger and disgust. He now tells Mia....*

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Fine. You win, Mia. On MAX, you'll get what you want, I promise.

Mia: Excellent. *Laughs* And don't you dare disappoint us. *Leaves the scene*

Lucca: You think that was a good idea, sir?

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* No, I do not, Lucca. But we have no choice.

*The scene now closes out from there.*

Venus: Oh dear, it looks things are really starting to heat up between SPARKLE and the Skulls & Bones. And what exactly did Mr. Lu agree to give them on the MAX this week? Tune in to find out!

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Non-Title Match: Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel) VS The Rum Runners (Brandy Wine & Bloody Mary)
2.) Cat Power VS Crybaby (w/ Melicious)
3.) Top Contenders Elimination Series for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) VS The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) VS 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz)
4.) Cherry Bomb VS Melicious (w/ Crybaby)
5.) Sunny Malibu & Erica VS Tracy & Valerie Del Toro (w/ Tess)

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:11 am

Ryan IQ: So everything is set up for Fright Night then?

Tack Angel: Almost. The Battle Royale is being set up this week. I'm picking some guys I think should get a shot, and I'm letting the rest earn it in a series of matches. Boss's discretion and such.

Ryan IQ: I like it.

Tack Angel: Also, this situation with Subculture and Dougie Mach is coming to a head. They have both come to me demanding a match for Fright Night, and they want it No Rules. Since all the matches that night are following a similar theme, I think it's the best decision to let them settle that way.

Ryan IQ: Good idea. Glad to hear the Egotrip has imploded in on itself, and Subculture is the perfect choice to knock Dougie Mach down a peg or two. Is that all?

Tack Angel: No, I have....one question for you.

Ryan IQ: Shoot!

Tack Angel: WHY ARE YOU IN PRISON!?

Ryan IQ: Oh yeah, we didn't talk about that yet did we?

Tack Angel: No we didn't. You told me to meet you here no questions asked.

Ryan IQ: Well obviously you didn't follow through on that last part!

Tack Angel: I think it's an important question though, with you being the Boss of Havok and all.

Ryan IQ: It's the damn Government Tack! They knew they couldn't touch me on the wrestling front, so they used tampered BSA recordings of me to indict me on tax evasion and such!

Tack Angel: You're constantly talking about evading taxes!

Ryan IQ: Yeah, but they have no physical proof of it! That means this is illegal, them holding me like this. They detain Eagleland citizens now for whatever they feel like! This country is going crazy! It started with that Zealstrallia situation. Now it's the censorship of wrestling they want. They want to censor us cause of our power. Our ability to rally the people and make them question authority.

Tack Angel: Are you sure? Are you sure it's not just you getting arrested for tax evasion?

Ryan IQ: No dammit! This is serious! Listen, I'm going to be here for awhile while Phoenix works my case. I'm leaving you in charge on a more permanent basis.

Tack Angel: What?

Ryan IQ: Tack, you have to be the Boss of Havok. I've got advisers handling the money side of things, don't worry about that. All you have to do is run the wrestling aspect. That will mean leaving the ring after Fright Night. Are you alright with that?

Tack Angel: .......Yes...but only for now. When I'm done wrestling for good, it will be on my own terms.

Ryan IQ: Good. Listen, I've heard things from the inside. This might be important. The SSS is on the move again.

Tack Angel: The group that the Poochyfud's were affiliated with? The ones that sided with Capcom?

Ryan IQ: Yes. We've never been able to prove they actually exist, but I've heard whispers, and they look to be getting in bed with some higher powers if you know what I'm saying. With the Government looking to censor and regulate wrestling, they might be making a move. Be extra careful and watch your back.

Tack Angel: I will.

?: Hey Boss? The toilet sangria is done.

Ryan IQ: Did I say you could get out of the cell!?

?: I'm sorry!

Tack Angel: Who is that?

Ryan IQ: That's Big T, he's my bitch. You better get back in that damn cell T, and if I catch you peeing while standing again you're gonna get shanked!

Tack Angel: ....Oh boy.

Havok has invaded Threed, quite literally. A uncommon zombie attack has lead to all out war, with the roster taking the Factory of the gelatinous blob Belch, and holding a show there in a good will gesture for the Zombie's who have remained in control, and the Foppy's that were liberated by the invasion. The show opened with the Boss Tack Angel standing in the ring with members of the Unbreakables sans Trevor Mach, and Hailey Havok.

Tack Angel: Oh hello Renegades!

Hailey Havok: That's not how it's done Boss. It goes like this. Sup Renegades!?

Tack Angel: Oh....what is up Renegades?! We're here in Threed to present the people, Foppys, and Zombies with Havok's wrestling action. It's the best action there is, and we escalate things like you've never seen before. However, we may have escalated a bit too far with the recent Zombie war, so I have to apologize for that. The Renegades had to defend themselves, and we promise to discover the true source of the initial outbreak before we leave this fair city. In the meantime, we're going to put on the best shows we can! Fright Night is just around the corner, but first we have Xcite, and it's going to be a great show.

Hailey Havok: Yes, we all know the card, but we're dying to figure out the mystery around the main event. You have the Havok World Champion Grind teaming with a mystery partner against #1 Contender Trevor Mach. Who are the partners?!

Tack Angel: Well that's the question isn't it?

Hailey Havok: Yes, yes it is! That's why I asked it! Now spill it!

Tack Angel: Ah! Well, you see...I don't know either! They get to make the decision themselves! I figured it might be an all Unbreakables main event though, which is why I asked my friends out here for the opening. I don't see Trevor though, so Grind, you may decide who you're going to be teaming with first!

Grind: ........*Points to Larmore*

Larmore: Fuck yeah.

Tack Angel: Alright, so Grind has chosen Larmore for his team, and now we just need-

Trevor Mach: That's my cue! GET HYPE!

Trevor appeared laying on the conveyer belt behind the ring being pulled to the center.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Trevor, there you are! Always making an entrance.

Trevor Mach: Actually, I got lost. Been stuck on this track for hours!

Hailey Havok: Uh....Trevor? Grind has picked Larmore of the Unbreakables to be his partner tonight. Are you going with Hippie then?

Tack Angel: Let me remind you that I can't be chosen Trevor. I have a job to do as Boss of Havok, and I must remain as impartial as possible in these proceedings.

Trevor Mach: Ha! I ain't picking you Tackleton, and I'm sorry Hippie, but I'm not picking you either.

Retro Hippie: ...I'm actually relived by this.

Tack Angel: Great, cause now Hippie can be entered into the One Rule Battle Royale Qualifiers!

Retro Hippie: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: No, I've got the perfect partner picked just for this occasion. I made some phone calls and boy are you going to be shocked! I'm feeling jacked up about the whole thing myself! EXCITING!

Hailey Havok: Well who is it?!

Trevor Mach: Well I would tell you, but the conveyer is still going. Looks like I'm not done yet!

Tack Angel: Just get off while you can!

Trevor Mach: What Tack? I can't hear! I'm being dragged away! Guess you'll have to wait till the main event to see my partner! AHAHAHA! GET HYPE!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

The opening match saw the Havok Rangers continue their war with Volt. As Degrees and Megumi fought the Jinmers on the outside, Andonuts took on Ashura in the ring. A distraction from Mazenda lead to Ashura hitting his Cutter to steal the win. After the match, the lights dimmed as Kemp promised that Degrees would be doomed at Fright Night, and Havok would be claimed for the great Bias-sama.

The first One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier of the night saw DZ earn a spot at Fright Night over Danzig, Hippie, and Dangerous Dan. A competitive bout, but Danzig continues to try and get himself over by committing ultra violent acts on himself in a desperate bid for attention. DZ helped him bleed with a solid Yakuza Kick before the pin.

The next Qualifier saw the surprise debut of the feared and dreaded Villager! The match opened with just Picasso Priest, Jackson Kain, and Jimmy Bar, but several minutes into the match the lights went out.

They came back on to reveal the face of fear, as Villager debuted in Havok. The eyes that burn through souls were gazed upon three opponents quickly leaving the ring, and getting themselves counted out. Villager earns a place in the One Rule Battle Royale.

Subculture: You know something, I've been thinking.

Little Mac: Oh yeah?

Subculture: How do I know that you're not trying to play me right now? You are the master manipulator after all. You could've told me that story last week and turned your back to let me hit you in a bid to earn my trust.

Little Mac: That's devious isn't it?

Subculture: Which is why it sounds like you all over. So what's the deal Mac? Are you still working for Dougie Mach?

Little Mac: Heh. That does sound like me doesn't it? Let's get something straight though. I don't work for anyone. I choose my clients. I choose who will change the course of wrestling. They don't get to choose me, or tell me what I'm doing. As for if this is a ploy or not? You're currently on a ladder. A very tall ladder from the looks of it. The fact that you're still climbing and not falling should let you know. Of course, I think you being right there and now in front of me was a test anyways wasn't it?

Subculture: Hey, what can I say? I learned from the best I guess.

Little Mac: ...A chip off the old block. Good luck tonight kid.

Subculture: Dougie Mach's ass is mine at Fright Night, and I'm going to put the boots to Daron tonight. Might want to check that out. I know he was a protege of yours too.

Little Mac: Hey.

Subculture: Yeah?

Little Mac: Watch your back "Street Dog", and watch Daron's right hook, as it rarely comes without some brass attached.

Subculture: Guess he's a chip off the old block too huh?

Little Mac: I guess so.

Subculture: Later old man.

Little Mac: Heh.

?: Little Mac, I need to have a word with you.

Little Mac: Huh? Who are yo....wait....you? Simon Stuart?

Stuart: Just Stuart....actually let's make that Mr. Stuart. You and I have to talk, and I really must insist.

Little Mac: .....

Singles action saw one half of the Tag Team Champions Akinan take on former champ Troy in a battle of the big men. Nothing but big boots and powerbomb attempts in this clash. Lukie played shenanigans on the outside, but ate a Hell Claw for his menacing by Kyo. However, Cheerleader Betty was also ready to get involved, using a fake pom pom show as a way to throw powder in Akinan's eyes and leave him open for the Punt Kick and the pin. Alpha Betas have the edge before Fright Night.

Subculture took on Fighter Daron in his continued quest to take down his former allies in Egotrip. A No Rules stage lead to a bloody encounter, with Daron free to use his loaded fists for maximum damage. Subbie had him well scouted though and fired back with a loaded shot of his own, dropping him a few times in succession before capping it off with the Counter Culture for the pin. After the match Subculture found himself the victim of a beating from Dougie and the Reality Gangsters. Little Mac was nowhere to be seen as Dougie Mach hovered over Subbie and told him that the Fright Night match would not only be No Rules, but he was also demanding that Little Mac be the Special Referee, so that he could see his "replacement son" bleeding and begging for his life.

Main event would see Havok World Champion Grind team up with Larmore against #1 Contender Trevor Mach and his mystery partner. Mach hyped a big surprise name and he didn't disappoint as his partner turned out to be...

Switchback! The EBW wrestler and war hero of Zealstraillia has joined the Unchained and unhinged Renegade in a bit a #mindgames with Grind. While the former Jet Set Future partners showed respect at first, the opening bell changed things quickly, as the two let loosed in a explosive display. High octane match that had the champ focusing too much on his old partner, and not enough on his #1 Contender who caved his skull in with an out of nowhere Macha Ye, while Switchback rolled in with a Rolling Moonsault to score the win. The #mindgames seemed to pay off, but how will this pay off at Fright Night? Can Mach regain the title, or is Grind truly the wave of the future?

Havok: Xcite
Belch's Factory
The EBW Factory

1. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Doctor Ashura beat Jeff Andonuts via Ashura Cutter -> Pin
2. One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier: DZ beat Danzig[x], Retro Hippie, and Dangerous Dan via Yakuza Kick -> Pin
3. One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier: Villager beat Jimmy Bar, Jake Conway, and Picasso Priest via Sheer Terror -> Count Out
4. Singles: Troy beat Akinan via Punt Kick -> Pin
5. No Rules Singles: Subculture beat Fighter Daron via Counter Culture -> Pin
6. Tag: Trevor Mach/Switchback[o] beat Grind[x]/Larmore via Rolling Moonsault -> Pin

-

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades!? It's 3Spooky5Me in Threed, but we're just getting started, with Chaos TV! next on the line up for our Threed Invasion, but that's not all. We've got a special treat coming before Fright Night care of the Hero of Earth! Mr. Satan will watch over his mini tournament, the Tenkaichi Budokai on a special installment of The Clash, as Tack's initiative to make The Clash must see TV continues. Most of the competitors have been going to war not only to get in the tournament, but also to make it into the Battle Royale for Fright Night, but Mr. Satan has said that even though they may be worn out and battered, how they push through that to meet the challenge is what makes a real hero. One lucky fighter will get a bye on the way to the finals, as Mr. Satan wants to see what the fighters can do in a second round 3-Way before finally moving on to meet the Hero of Earth! When that match takes place has yet to be determined, but anyone who gets the shot will instantly be propelled to super status just for getting to be the first to take on Mr. Satan. EARTH IS SAVED! I kind of got off track though, as I'm supposed to be discussing Chaos TV! Trevor Mach and Grind will have a final challenge prepared for each other before their big battle, as they will select their respective opponents for singles competition. These allies haven't made it personal, but the rivalry is definitely heating up on the way to the big main event. Don't miss Chaos TV!

Havok: Chaos TV!
Threed
The EBW Network

1. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Picasso Priest vs. ?
2. Singles: Kyo vs. Lukie
3. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. ?
4. One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier: Anwin vs. Jackson Kain vs. LG Rod vs. Ishihiro Tomo
5. No Rules Singles: Subculture vs. Ditch
6. Singles: Grind vs. ?

Havok Sunday Special: Fright Night
Club Dread, Threed
The EBW Network

1. One Rules Battle Royale: Nosan vs. Larmore vs. Villager vs. DZ vs. ? vs. ?
2. No Rules Singles: Doctor Degrees vs. Volt Brain Beast
3. Havok Tag Team Championship No Rules: Akinan(c)/Kyo(c) vs. Troy/Lukie
4. No Rules Singles: Subculture vs. Dougie Mach Special Referee: Little Mac
5. Last Man Standing: Tack Angel vs. ?
6. Havok World Championship Lightning and Fire Ladder: Grind(c) vs. Trevor Mach

-

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! This place is full of Zombies and I hate it!

Tack Angel: Hey now Hailey, don't be a Zombiphobe! The fine citizens of Threed have had a rough time of it and I'm still looking into why, but until then why don't you tell the people what we have in store tonight!

Hailey Havok: Well for some it will be the last stop to Fright Night, the big Halloween event. I've had about all the creepy Halloween vibes I can stand, but you masochists that want more more MORE, we've got that and then some. Seriously....it's keeping me up at night.

Tack Angel: Grind and Trevor will be taking on opponents they have chosen for each other, Subculture will continue his hunt for Egotrip, the Tenkaichi Budokai qualifying will continue, and the One Rule Battle Royale qualifying will continue as well. Lots of big stuff going on in Havok, and that's how we escalate the sport of professional wrestling! Lots and lots of stuff!

Hailey Havok: Boss, I don't want to freak you out, but you've got a serial killer in a creepy mask staring you down.

Tack Angel: Oh that's real? I was hoping I was hallucinating.

Mr. Scary: TACK ANGEL!

Tack Angel: Oh hello!

Mr. Scary: Your past will soon be coming back to haunt you, and Fright Night will be your final night!

Tack Angel: Oh so it's YOU that challenged me for Fright Night! I was wondering about that you vague, mysterious so and so! Well let me just tell you I-

Mr. Scary: Me? Hardly! HE is very upset with you, and HE will get his revenge! I'm just here to watch. Wouldn't want to miss it for the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Well if you do show up just remember this.....BOBBING FOR APPLES STARTS AT 6PM! NOT 7PM! THE FLIER HAS A TYPO!

Mr. Scary: ....Wait.....what?

Hailey Havok: Renegades, this is Chaos TV! *sigh*

Havok's invasion of Threed has taken the Renegades out in the open, where all the ghouls, ghosts, and zombies surrounded a rather suspicious looking circus tent for Chaos TV! A big show that would serve as the go home for many of the talent before the Fright Night special. Some though, would have another big night ahead of them in The Clash, where the Tenkaichi Tournament to be Mr. Satan's first opponent would be determined.

The first match of the night would see the final qualifier for that tournament, as Olly Oliver made his return after a hiatus to take on Picasso Priest. The goofy yet skilled Olly was on the ropes at first, but entered "Dolt Mode" and while in the zone went high risk with a stalled Elbow Drop called the Olly Oop to score the pin and the win.

Egotrip entered the ring next, with Dougie Mach taking the mic.

Dougie Mach: I am Dougie Mach, the Chaos King. My quest to regain my Havok World Championship has been stalled. Egotrip's quest to take over Havok has been stalled. I would blame myself for this, but it's not really my style. No, the blame really falls of Subculture and Little Mac. The little upstart punk that thought he could upstage me and take the throne I had worked so hard to earn. Little Mac, you stupid old fool, you made the biggest mistake of your life betraying me, and you're going to pay for it! I hope it's worth having a street dog looking up to you, cause you're finished! Egotrip starts to take the power back at Fright Night! I will be rid of Subculture, and I'll be able to refocus on the Havok World Championship, while the Alpha Betas will be able to reclaim their Tag Team Championships from those degenerate clowns AkiKyo! Egotrip's path BACK TO THE TOP....begins at Fright Night!

Subculture: Why start there? Why not tonight?

Subculture appeared along with Little Mac. Akinan and Kyo also appeared from the other side of the tent.

Subculture: I liked it better when you were keeping your mouth shut! Someone get the mic away from this guy!

Dougie Mach: You're a mangy street dog that should have been put down before you ever set foot into MY RING SUBCULTURE! You have a lot of nerve coming out here with HIM! Little Mac, look in my eyes. See that? It's nothing. I feel nothing for you. I could care less that you "followed your heart". I tried that for years and it left me numb. I took what I needed from you and now you're useless to me. Your last contribution to this sport will be counting the 1-2-3 when I pin Subculture's shoulders to the mat.

Little Mac: ......

Subculture: I think Mac's got more fight left in him than you know. Hey, that gives me a great idea. Let's scrap two of the matches tonight and make this a lot more interesting. I know AkiKyo won't back down, so why don't the two of us team with them against Egotrip? Unless you're afraid to see how much fight Little Mac has left maybe?

Dougie Mach: Not even a little Subculture. Damn, I knew you were stupid, but I didn't think you were this stupid. You really don't know what you're getting into here, but you stand there thinking that you have control of the situation. Control has never been in your grasp and it never will be. You're on you stupid, mangy, street dog. YOU'RE ON!

Kyo: TEAM FRIENDSHIP!

Akinan: *sigh* Dammit Kyo....terrible timing....terrible.

With the card changed up now, Trevor Mach's singles match would be up next, but against who? Grind made a very bizarre choice this time around by selecting none other than Retro Hippie. Mach was puzzled and Hippie was nervous. A long time ago Hippie scored an upset on Mach with help from the Sharks all the way back in 2006. Ever since then Trevor has seemingly treated Hippie like a friend in his own way, probably finding the whole thing hilarious, and he was the one who wanted Hippie in the Unbreakables. The choice for the match became clear as Mach battled Hippie in a one sided match, Mach looked hesitant, and when Hippie looked to be hurt and crouching on the ground it became clear that Trevor didn't actually want to hurt Hippie and stopped just short of the Macha Ye. Grind exposed Trevor as not able to follow through, showing hesitation for a change. Mach did lightly place his foot on a cowering Hippie for the 1-2-3, but then helped Hippie to his feet. He smirked at Grind and applauded his Unbreakable ally while the Havok World Champion watched on. Mind games for mind games, as Trevor might now be wondering just how far he really is willing to go in the main event of Fright Night.

The One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier match saw a bizarre turn when Action Superstar Jackson Kain left the match before the finish, hitting a high kick on LG Rod on his way out to continue to be a thorn in his side, leading to TV Champ Ishihiro Tomo headbutting Anwin out of the ring and landing a Brainbuster on the woozy Rod to get the pin. Cameras followed Jackson Kain as he left the area.

Koichi Sakamoto: Kain-san, why did you leave? We're trying to protect your image here and-

Jackson Kain: My image! Don't you think I care about my image!? We don't need to worry as long as I have abs and a perfect cheek bone structure. What I care about is my fame, and I'm not going to get famous taking part in a Battle Royale. However, if I can win the Tenkaichi Budokai, I'll get a match with Mr. Satan! That's the money match! That's the high profile match! That's the match I want, and I intend to be rested and ready for this tournament! I got side tracked with Trevor Mach and it cost me. I was too good for that and I lowered myself. I won't do that again. I deserve the big marquee match, and exposing Mr. Satan as a fraud will make ME the new HERO OF EARTH! The buy rate for that match will net more than my last movie Kick for Justice IX: The Kickening! That's the match I want, and I'm going to get it. You just pull some strings and see that I get the bye into the finals.

Koichi Sakamoto: Kain-san, you're always thinking! You're a genius!

Jackson Kain: I know....I'm a celebrity, we know better than the common man. Plus....you know....abs.

Subculture lead Little Mac and Tag Champions AkiKyo against Egotrip in an all out war prelude to Fright Night. Little Mac indeed had fight left, and after feigning hesitation, laid into Egotrip as if he'd never been a member, showing he meant what he said about alliances being more about survival. Subbie and the Tag Champs also looked good in matching moves with the Egotrip group, but Little Mac was the one on fire. Mac demanded that Dougie tag in, but Ditch came at him instead, while Subbie and AkiKyo brawled with Egotrip on the outside. Dougie tried to sneak up on the legend, but had to lunge out of the ring to avoid the KO Punch. Ditch tried to swoop in with a Bootlegger, but Mac showed he had all his old allies scouted and rolled out of the way, coming back with a loaded KO Punch to knock out Ditch and score the pin. Subbie's team celebrated, and Mac soaked up some cheers for the first time in a long time, but before he could smile about it he caught glimpse of Stuart near the circus tent looking on, and applauding, but why?

The main event would see Trevor Mach again go to the Jet Set well and bring back EBW's Switchback for a one on one showdown with the Havok World Champion. The two again showed friendship and respect before laying into each other in a fast paced encounter, with an amazing sequence where Grind and Switchback were in a constant stalemate of counters and evasions before they stopped to stare each other down while the undead denizens applauded. Mach looked on as Grind ate a Rolling Moonsault, but managed to kick out at 2.9. Switchback went even higher risk off the top rope, but Grind brought up his knees and deflected. Grind hit his Rolling SSP, but Switchback kicked out as well. More back and forth action lead to Grind finally overcoming his friend by landing a move he developed away from Switchback, the Sling Blade, to score the pin and the win. Grind is ready for Fright Night, he's got the win, and he's got the edge if tonight was any indication. The Havok World Champion exposed the Unchained Renegade, as having hesitation, maybe enough to cost him everything in a Lightning and Fire Ladder Match.

Havok: Chaos TV!
Threed
The EBW Network

1. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 1: Olly Oliver beat Picasso Priest via the Olly Oop! -> Pin
2. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Retro Hippie via Mercy -> Pin
3. One Rule Battle Royale Qualifier: Ishihiro Tomo beat Anwin, Jackson Kain, LG Rod[x] via Brainbuster -> Pin
4. 8-Man Tag: Subculture[o]/Little Mac/Akinan/Kyo beat Dougie Mach/Ditch[x]/Troy/Lukie via Counter Culture -> Pin
5. Non-Title Singles: Grind beat Switchback[EBW] via Sling Blade -> Pin

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Hold up Grind! Hope up just a minute! I have got to really hand it to you. You got one over on me tonight brah! You wanted to show me hesitating and I did. I wanted to see if you could go further than Switchback and in this case you did. I respected you before, but I had no idea that I was dealing with such a tough and clever bastard. You're alright in my book, and I'm damn happy you're an Unbreakable, but that all has to be put aside at Fright Night. I hesitated with Hippie, but I won't hesitate with you. See, that little dude's a friend of mine so sure, I wouldn't hurt him to prove a point. I have no problems destroying myself to prove a point though. I'm just stupid enough to do that. I've been doing it my entire career. The things that kill me make me feel alive. I'll go through lightning and I'll go through fire. I'll even beat you at your own game. You're going to push me to my absolute limits....I can tell. I'm jacked up about it, and I'm jacked up about becoming Havok World Champion for the 2nd time! Get Hype Grind, cause I'm coming for that World Championship!

Grind: .....Please......come and try.

Hailey Havok: *gasp*

-

The Clash emanated from Threed, scene of a recent Zombie War, and the future scene of Fright Night on Halloween, but before that the Hero of Earth Mr. Satan has put together a mini tournament of sorts to give the Renegades a chance to make history and meet him in his first Havok match. The Tenkaichi Budokai, named after the martial arts tournament where Mr. Satan is king, and also the tournament where our hero thwarted Cell alone and all by himself. A drawing was held at the beginning of the show to see which lucky fighter could get an instant bye into the the 3-Way Finals. Koichi Sakamoto's sudden use of pyrotechnics distracted the crowd, while Jackson Kain's stunt double swooped in using wire work to replace the bowl, obviously leading to Jackson Kain getting the bye.

Opening match saw Anwin take on the returning Olly Oliver, who earned a spot in the tournament with a win over Picasso Priest. Anwin would play spoiler to a return streak though, rolling out of the way of the Olly Oop and hitting the Based Bomber to score the win.

Cherub Kid took on the Unbreakable's Larmore, and while Cherub had his unbending Bakuhatsu Spirit, Larmore had about a 12 pack in him and was numb to the young fireball's attacks. A drunken Larmore managed to trap Cherub in the Cobra Clutch, forcing a choke out, and handing Cherub yet another loss as Larmore moves on in the tournament.

A break from the mini tournament saw the Lady Renegades square off, as Havok Blue Megumi took on the devious half woman/half machine Dr. Mazenda. Mazenda dominated and had Megumi on the ropes and looked to finish things with a Rolling Bionic Elbow, but with the power of friendship, teamwork, and other bullshit, Megumi fought back, forcing Mazenda to bring in the Jinmers, causing a DQ. Havok Ranger entered the scene and fought off the Jinmer's, sending another one to the scrap heap with a Biomotion Buster. Afterwards Dr. Kemp issued another warning for Fright Night, that Doctor Degrees would meet his end with the advent of the most powerful Brain Beast.

The main event saw Larmore, Anwin, and Jackson Kain square off, as Hero of Earth Mr. Satan looked on. The hero was welcomed as warmly as cold corpses can welcome someone. As most know, the population of Threed tripled thanks to Cell killing so many, so the residents are grateful to the hero for putting a stop to that trickster all without any help from blonde haired weirdos. Great match up, with the three trying to prove they could match up the hero...well...two trying to do that....Larmore was just trying to keep upright and recite the ABC's backwards. Supposed finish came when Larmore trapped Kain in the Cobra Clutch. Anwin tried to stop him, but Koichi Sakamoto tripped him up. Larmore had yet to realize he was actually choking out the Stunt Double, and Anwin was unprepared for a Jackson Kain Shadow Kick and Stunt Double Driver, leading to the pin and the win. Jackson Kain used ever trick he could, but that's what movie stars do best, and it lead him to the big win. With trophy in hand Kain told the renegades that he deserved this win, and would very soon make history by defeating Mr. Satan. Mr. Satan laughed off the words of Jackson Kain, but then suddenly came down with an illness and had to helped to the back. Get well soon Hero of Earth!

Havok: The Clash
Threed
The EBW Network

1. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 2: Anwin beat Olly Oliver via Based Bomber -> Pin
2. Tenkaichi Budokai Round 2: Larmore beat Cherub Kid via Cobra Clutch -> Choke Out
3. Singles: Megumi beat Dr. Mazenda via DQ
4. Tenkaichi Budokai Final: Jackson Kain beat Larmore and Anwin[x] via Stunt Double Driver -> Pin

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:12 am

Little Mac: Subbie, you have a tendency of sneaking up on people.

Subculture: Sorry "ref", just force of habit. When you live on the streets it helps not to be seen. I just wanted to have a word with you before tonight.

Little Mac: ....Shoot kid.

Subculture: I want to thank you for taking part in this match. I get the feeling you'll get enjoyment out of seeing me kick Dougie's ass after what he said about you on Chaos TV! Still, I'd ask that you call it down the line as a personal favor. I'm going to beat Dougie, and I don't want any excuses.

Little Mac: ....You do what you've got to do kid, and I'll do what I've got to do. Don't you worry about that. Just....remember....it's about survival out there alright?

Subculture: Don't have to tell me old man, but I appreciate the advice. I'll see you later.

Little Mac: Hey.

Subculture: Yeah?

Little Mac: For what it's worth......I'm proud of you.

Subculture: ......That's worth a lot.

Little Mac: *sniff* Good luck kid.

Officially Unofficial Havok Fright Night Theme: JLPmyoxvTPo

The Witching Hour has risen upon Threed, and the ghouls and zombies of the twilight city have converged on Club Dread, for Havok's Sunday Special Fright Night! The place was packed for big night full of surprises, No Rules action, and a big bad finale.

The show opened up with the One Rule Battle Royale. A silly name, but accurate, as anything was legal until you went over the top rope. That meant weapons were used and used heavily as Nosan, Larmore, DZ, and Television Champion Ishihiro Tomo went to war along with the newcomer Villager, that even unsettled some of the Zombies in the crowd with his unholy gaze. He seemed to set his sights on Nosan, and the unfortunate Janitor let his fear get the better of him, as he eliminated himself. The Villager surprisingly followed though, and chased him to the back. Larmore was sloshed, and tossed weapons around with little regard for who got hit. An intense 3-Way battle between he, DZ, and Tomo got the night started off right. The Television Champion managed to prevail, whipping his title around to force both men against the ropes before tackling them both over the top. A fun and crazed brawl that saw a bloody moment after the match as Larmore and DZ kept at it, with Larmore shattering a beer bottle over DZ's head. The wound was deep, and a nearby Zombie denizen was unfortunately drenched, though he didn't seem to mind. The cameras cut to the back where Hailey Havok was standing by...

Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades?! I'm freaking the hell out here in Threed, but Happy Halloween none the less! I COULD be getting candy, but instead I'm worried about dying. Speaking of worrying about death, here comes Nosan! Nosan, why are you running?!

Nosan: He's still coming! SOMEONE HELP MEEEE!!!

Villager: Hey.

Nosan: WHAT?

Villager: You dropped your wallet.

Nosan: Eh?

Villager: You dropped your wallet in the ring. I wanted to bring it back to you.

Nosan: You....you did? But...the match.

Villager: It's only a match! I haven't gotten a chance to introduce myself yet! I'm the Villager! I look forward to competing in the ring, but respecting the belongings of others is also very important I think. Here you go!

Nosan: Oh....well....well thank you. I was worried that you might be a little....well....unhinged?

Villager: You know I actually get that alot! Hahaha!

Nosan: I'm sorry to be so outright about-

Villager: No no, that's fine! I'm told a lot that I have a bit of an...."off putting" stare.

Nosan: Well I guess you can't judge a book by its cover! I thought I was "facing" the face of terror, but it's more like the face of mercy.

Villager: Oh silly Nosan, does this look like a face of mercy?

Nosan: Eh?

Villager: I can smell your fear....fear some more....fear....A LOT more.

Nosan: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Villager: Wait don't run! I was just kidding! Honest!

Hailey Havok: .....3Spooky5Me! Back to the ring!

Havok Ranger's Doctor Degrees accepted a challenge from Dr. Kemp of Volt, about a new Brain Beast that would lead to the beginning of Volt's true takeover of Havok, with Havok Red being the first victim. The challenge was one on one, but Degrees has a PhD, so wasn't stupid enough to believe it would be fair, but what he didn't anticipate, was the reveal of the brain beast as none other than....

Dr. Kemp himself. The rose bearing genius of Volt named his form Beautiful Beast Kemp though it was far from beautiful. Havok Ranger couldn't tell if it was a costume or not because of Halloween, but Kemp had indeed transformed himself. A one sided beating early on, but Havok Rangers never give up, and Degrees tried going to the well with his health and science finishers, but to no avail. Kemp was too powerful, and Ashura and Mazenda kept Degrees from gaining any momentum. Finally, Havok Ranger played Volt's game and entered the fray, with Jeff and Megumi clearing the ring of Ashura and Mazenda, before assisting Degrees with a 3 person Biomotion Buster, giving Degrees the chance to score the pin and the victory. Volt was dealt a serious blow, as not even Beautiful Beast Kemp could thwart the power of Havok Ranger.

The Tag Team Titles were on the line, as AkiKyo accepted a No Rules rematch against former champs, the Alpha Betas. A bloody match like you have come to expect, but the Alpha Betas were both more focused on the match. That's not to say they didn't try to have Cheerleader Betty get involved though, as she again tried the powder trick, but Kyo scared her off with a mist attack. AkiKyo prevailed once again, when Akinan managed to land a Slam that he wouldn't call the Rainbow Friendship Slam, yet Kyo told us to call it that so here we are. The story wasn't over with the V1 Defense though, as a bloody Lukie got too close to the Zombie earlier covered in blood and...

Oops! Another Threed Zombie went returned to its blood lust roots after so many had become upstanding members of society. The question as to why this has happened has baffled many. We're "assuming" Lukie is going to be alright? Right? Oh boy.

The next match was very personal, as Subculture and Dougie Mach were looking to settle a score, and Little Mac has agreed to be the Special Referee of the match. Dougie got in his face early on, demanding he call it down the line and watch as he beat his new "protege", and the match was off and running. Very physical contest, nothing flashy, all moves simply meant to hurt. It felt like more of a Street Fight with punching and kicking replacing the holds and locks for most of the match, but Dougie did try and score a pin following a Dynamic DDT, but only got the 2 Count. Still, Mac was counting fairly and looked to be calling it down the line. Subculture and Dougie were getting bloodied as the match progressed, with weapons playing a part, with Dougie even snatching Brass Knuckles from Mac physically, looking to end the match with Mac's own trick, but Subculture dodged and hit a series of suplexes before hitting the Counter Culture. Subculture could have gone for the pin, but wanted to make Dougie pay and grabbed a chair. As he was picking it up, Stuart appeared on the stage and signaled to Little Mac. Mac nodded and suddenly ripped the chair away from Subculture and tossed it aside. Subbie stared at Mac like a deer in headlights, asking him what he was doing. Mac looked away and backed into the corner, as a bloody Dougie got to his feet, grabbed the chair, and slammed Subculture in the back of the head. He then trapped Dougie in the Rear Naked Choke and made the "Street Dog" stare at the man that had seemingly turned his back on him as he passed out. Mac declared Dougie Mach the winner, and Stuart disappeared the back just as soon as he appeared. Little Mac one again taken his spot as one of the most reviled men in the sport with the set up and betrayal of Subculture, but one thing seemed to be different. For once, he didn't look too happy about it.

The shock had yet to settle from the last match, when Temp Havok Boss Tack Angel came out for what could be his last match for sometime, as he would be taking over the position of Boss on a more permanent basis with Ryan IQ behind bars. An ominous man named Narutaki had long blamed Tack Angel for something, and then mysterious letters and messages lead to a challenge for tonight. All of it was coming to a head, but the Boss looked to be in good spirits and he prepared for his match. The smile on his face would soon turn to puzzlement though, as Tack was not prepared for the man who made his entrance to the ring.

Slayer returned to battle the Pushpin Seraphim! Tack went through a wide range of motions in a short amount of time, like fear, confusion, relief, joy, and then fear again. The being that [ The following section of this write up has been deemed classified and seized by the BSA. Materials concerning top secret matters can not be distributed freely under Article 128 of the Freedom from Freedom Act of 2013. Failure to comply with Article 128 could lead to fines or a prison sentence of up to 5 years. We thank you for your cooperation and bring you back to non classified information ] Slayer managed to get up again, driven by the need to take down the Havok Boss, but when Tack hit the Angel Driver this time he used a Wrist Clutch, which as we all know adds the impact of a megaton warhead to any finishing move. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! Tack Angel managed to overcome the Slayer, and win his last match for some time while taking over Havok for the foreseeable future. He thanked all the people for their support, thanks his family, and looked forward to a future without serial killers trying to wear his skin as a suit. Good luck being the Boss Family Man Tack Angel!

It was now time for the main event, and what a main event it would be. The night of all Hallows Eve was reaching a climax, and what better way to go out then with a Havok World Championship battle complete with fire, lightning, ladders, and two of the best in the sport getting nice and bloody! No other member of the Unbreakables were around ringside. In fact everyone was told to get back as the fire and electricity were set up. Zombies are especially flammable you know. A crazy match for two crazy bastards, who stared down as the danger surrounded the ring. The friendly rivalry was heating up in a very shocking way! Enough puns for you? Back and forth strikes started up this main event battle with Trevor using Grind's skates to his advantage and whipping him with added momentum before taking him to the mat with a high knee to put the champ in an early panic. Grind fought back using speed and high flying to negate Trevor's hardest attacks, and managed to get him turned around into a Spinning headlock elbow drop, to show he wouldn't get pushed around by the veteran. Trevor applauded Grind and gave him a thumbs up, lulling him into letting him get close enough to hit his headbutt and trap Grind in the clench, but Grind managed to escape the sequence and counter a Trevorplex! attempt into a slam of his own, showing he was scouting, but Trevor was scouting too and held his knees up to counter the Rolling SSP. A very evenly matched battle, with the ladder not coming into play until the later, but the dangerous ropes were playing a part throughout the whole bout. The jolts were far from light as both men hit those ropes, but avoiding the fire was much more important. When the ladder finally came into play Trevor tried keeping Greed off as much as possible, taking him to the mat for submission attempts, but it was only a matter of time before Grind flew, and splashed down on Trevor hard, knocking his back into the flames, forcing him to roll to put the fire out as Grind ascended the ladder for the belt. Trevor gave him a taste of his own medicine by kicking over the ladder and sending Grind into the shocking ropes. Crazy action continued while trying to avoid the ropes and use the ladder to their advantage. They staggered back and forth to get the ladder, with Trevor letting go and flying with a Macha Ye to floor Grind. He grabbed the ladder and nearly slipped from the excessive blood, but that would not be the reason he would fall. No, the reason would be Trevor once again trying to go high flying and botching an attempted back flip in a comical scene in an intense battle. Grind got back to his feet, but most of his mask was ripped off and he too was bleeding excessively. The two tired and beaten men climbed either side of the ladder and met at the top throwing punch after punch. It got more dangerous as they both attempted to stand on the top at the same time and grab the belt. Bloody, beaten, tired, fried, and shocked these two were putting it all on the line to earn that title. Grind was winning out and looked to suplex Trevor off the ladder, but Trevor managed to escape and hit Grind with am impossible looking double knee facebuster on top of the ladder that nearly broke it, but the ladder held as Grind fell, and Trevor staggered to grab the title and win the match. Trevor Mach has become a the 2-Time Champion, narrowly defeating Grind, who still looks good in defeat despite this being the biggest loss of his career. The bloody Trevor was about to help up his Unbreakable ally when clapping from the stage got his attention. Clapping, from a couple of familiar faces...

Havok Sunday Special: Fright Night
Club Dread, Threed
The EBW Network

1. One Rule Battle Royale: Nosan vs. Larmore vs. Villager vs. DZ vs. Ishihiro Tomo Winner: Ishihiro Tomo
2. No Rules Singles: Doctor Degrees beat Beautiful Beast Kemp via Biomotion Buster -> Pin
3. Havok Tag Team Championship No Rules: Akinan©[o]/Kyo© beat Troy/Lukie[x] via Rainbow Friendship Slam -> Pin -> 1st Defense
4. No Rules Singles: Dougie Mach beat Subculture via Rear Naked Choke -> Choke Out Special Referee: Little Mac
5. Last Man Standing: Tack Angel beat Slayer via Wrist Clutch Angel Driver -> 10 Count
6. Havok World Championship Lightning and Fire Ladder: Trevor Mach beat Grind© via Title Grab -> 5th Generation Havok World Champion!

Hailey Havok: Grind wait!

Grind: .....

Hailey Havok: Listen, I thought you did a really really really REALLY great job out there tonight. I really did. I know you want to get stitched up, and you probably don't want to hear any of this right now, but I wanted you to know that. I....I want you to know a lot more than that actually. I've always thought you were great, the best even. I hope you're not taking tonight's loss too seriously, as it was SOOOOO close! I guess I'm rambling, but sometimes I can't help but ramble, and I can't stop rambling and-

Grind: Hailey.

Hailey Havok: ....I....uh....you....you....yes?

Grind: .....Are you hungry?

Hailey Havok: Am....am I hungry?

Grind: ...I'm starving. I'm going to go get something to eat. Care to join me?

Hailey Havok: ....I would LOVE to join you.

-

Hailey Havok: Well I just had the best trip ever! What? You thought I hated being in Threed? Don't be silly! I had a great time! Sure, I may have been a little spooked, but Grind and I got to....you know...that's really my business. The point is, it was a great trip for me and for the Renegades of Havok. It was an exciting and different experience, although it may have started out badly with the Zombie War. It appears that the Boss Tack Angel has gotten to the bottom of what really started the whole thing. So no....STEVE....it's not totally your fault I guess.......I guess.

Tack Angel: Oh hello! I'm Tack Angel, the interim Boss of Havok, and a friend to Zombiekind everywhere. As most of you know, the Zombies of Threed are peaceful and well mannered. They are all good people just trying to get by, go to work, pay bills, ect. However, a recent outbreak of bloodlust changed that for many. People USED to be on the menu, but with the discovery of Fly Honey as an alternative, the Zombies regained their humanity and became vegetarians, AND big wrestling fans I might add. Anyways, when we came here we thought a sinister plot was at work to revert the Zombies to their former state, and indeed there was one, and thanks to the Office Zombies of EBW, I have discovered said plot. Fly Honey is the secret to Zombie's humanity, and the Fly Honey is prescribed by the local Drug Store. Thanks to the introduction of the Amabocare Act though, the price of insurance and prescriptions have skyrocketed! Zombies were dropped from their health and after life insurance packages, and many were not getting the Fly Honey they so desperately needed. Now that the issue has been brought to light, we hope that changes are made for the sake of the poor Zombies of Threed. And we will begin the healing by welcoming Zombie Lukie to the Havok roster as part of our goodwill relations with the Zombie denizens. Lukie, when you were alive we had our differences, but I hope things can be different now that you are undead.

Lukie: ....guuuh......

Tack Angel: Boy you said it! Put 'er there pal! Um...shake? Shake hands Lukie? Lukie? He's fine everyone, just getting used to.....death? Anyways, we hope that Havok in the future can come back and entertain Threed without the Amabocare Act forcing another bloody Zombie war! Thanks Amabo.......thanks.

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Hailey Havok: And with that the Government once again screws over the people! In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue. Reports say that because of Amabo Care's HORRIBLE implementation, the Zombies were unaware of the changes to their plans, because the President had promised their would be no changes. Luckily, because of Amabo Care, all Eagleland citizens will be FORCED to get insurance, so the Zombies will find providers to help with the Fly Honey shortage. Wait....that's not lucky....that's fascism. I get those mixed up sometimes. Well, Havok has moved on from Threed, but if you think they are going home you would be....well you would be making assumptions......ass. No, Tack Angel is planning to take Havok on the road more than ever, adding adventure to the escalation! The news came during a press conference, where Tack Angel was making another big announcement of a new hire to the Renegades. Straight from Zealstraillia, this war hero and Eagleland patriot's in ring ability is as epic as his stache. Magnum PT!

Tack Angel: Magnum PT's a huge get for the Renegades of Havok! I'm glad to have him on board. He's been the Eagleland Champion for EBW, and wore the colors of the country proudly in Zealstraillia. While I don't quite understand the 80's style bravado that PT exudes, I know a guy that does, and he tells me people are really into that sort of thing, but I'm questionable about his exaggerations. What's NOT an exaggeration though, is PT's skills in the ring.

Magnum PT: Major league skills Chief. I was on my way to the main event and the World Championship before that damn war. Zealstraillia wasn't SO bad afterwards though. Sandy beaches, lovely ladies, and all the umbrella drinks a man could want. Still, it's great to be back in Eagleland, the country I love, and I can't wait to get started working with the Renegades of Havok. So tell me Chief, what's my first order of business?

Tack Angel: Big plans Magnum, as you're going to Edo!

Magnum PT: ......Eh?

Hailey Havok: That's right, Havok, or "Haboku" as they call it, is heading to Edo for an extended tour called the Havok: Sengoku Tour! The Renegades are looking to make Edo their home away from home, as Edo is a hotbed for wrestling, they are rabid for the kind of action Havok brings. It is rumored that this idea came from Ryan IQ, the incarcerated owner of Havok, who warned Tack to take Havok out of the country and soon as possible, but why should people fear their own Government right? I'm sure it's just hearsay. Magnum PT has become a beloved icon of sorts in Edo, with a recent wrestling anime featuring a likeness of him, spawning various forms of merchandise. Of course his actions in Zealstraillia have also earned him quite the bit of acclaim. He will be traveling there first as a goodwill ambassador, and competing for New Edo Pro Wrestling, while Havok prepares for an oversea invasion! However, how we're getting there is the mystery as Tack's map couldn't seem to decide if we should fly over Euroland, or hit Edo from the other direction flying over Eagleland. Uh....anyone know which way would be faster?

-

*RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED*

Lucca: So that's how it's gonna go tonight, ladies.

Lady M's: You can NOT bet serious, Lucca.

Lucca: I am very serious. Cause Mr. Lu is too.

Lady M's: Damn that old man.

Heather Mach: Yeah, he's gonna get himself killed tonight.

Lucca: Oh, I don't think so. He is doing EXACTLY as Mia and the Skulls & Bones instructed him too.

Lady M's & Heather Mach: WHAT?!

Lucca: You heard me. They gave him very specific instructions to follow during the show tonight.

Heather Mach: AND LU LISTENED TO THEM?!

Lucca: Yes.

Heather Mach: BUT WHY?!.

Lucca: Just believe me when I say that he had no choice in this matter.

Heather Mach: OH, THAT'S SOME BAT SHIT CRAZY BULLSHIT!

Lady M's: *Nods* I agree. Mr. Lu wouldn't do something that bat shit crazy without good reason.

Lucca: *Sighs* He did have good reason, Tali.

Lady M's: And that good reason is?

Lucca: *Sighs* I am sure you know about the whole situation involving your daughter, M's Style?

Lady M's: Yes, I do.

Lucca: And is that a good enough to understand the whole situation? Cause it sucks for all of us. Including Mr. Lu and myself.

Lady M's: *Sighs* It is. Sorry I asked.

Lucca: It's okay. But still you will NOT interfere when Mia goes down to the ring to explain why she joined the Skulls & Bones tonight. GOT IT?

Lady M's: Yeah, I got it.

Lucca: Good. *Glares over at Heather Mach* And what about you?

Heather Mach: Yeah, yeah. *Grumbles to herself* Whatever you say.

Lucca: I'll take that as a "yes" then. *Looks at her watch* Now if you'll excuse me, I still have a show to run tonight. *Begins to leave, but stops.* Oh and ladies, have a nice day. *Leaves the scene*

Lady M's: *Shaking her head in disgust* Goddamn it.

Heather Mach: *Looks over at Lady M's* What do you want to do now, Tali?

Lady M's: *Thinks for a moment* Follow me.

*Lady M's and Heather Mach now leave as the scene fades to opening video for the show....*

*The show now opens with the new SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, Bad Vibrations, taking on the Rum Runners in a non-title tag match.*

1.) This was a surprisingly evenly contested match, with the Rum Runners showing they have some skills as a tag team. However in the end, Taeler Hendrix came down to ringside to distract them, allowing Bad Vibrations to nail Brandy Wine with the Bad Ending (Magic Killer) for the victory.

*After the match, the Rum Runners just stared at the smiling Taeler Hendrix, who looked on from the stage.

Backstage, Lady M's and Heather Mach continued to look for Mr. Lu, and confront him about his deal with the Skulls & Bones.

Speaking of the skull-faced devils themselves, the Skulls & Bones then made their way down to the ring with Mia leading the way. Mia then took a mic from ringside....*

Mia: Ever since I revealed myself to be The Voice of the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club, people have been asking why I joined this group of women behind me. I mean LOOK AT THEM! *Waits for a moment* When you look at them, the majority of you see nothing but SKULL-FACED THUGS! Am I right? *Crowd boos loudly* And THAT is the big difference between me and everybody else around here. You all see thugs, I see opportunists. Opportunists driven to rule over each and every one of YOU! *Points at everybody in the crowd* AND THEY WILL! *Crowd boos loudly* Cause they have DESIRE! They have MOTIVATION! And most importantly of all, they have the POWER! THEY ARE THE POWER GROUP OF WRESTLING! *Crowd Boos Loudly* And not just women's wrestling either. CAUSE ALL OF WRESTLING WILL SOON BOW DOWN BEFORE IT'S NEW MASTERS.......THE SKULLS & BONES MOTORCYCLE CLUB! *Crowd Boos Loudly* So when they invited me to join The Club, as an ultimate opportunist, I just could not let this opportunity of a lifetime pass me by. I mean, to be part of the FUTURE OF WRESTLING as it's VOICE?! To finally be able to speak my mind and let my voice be heard LOUD & FUCKING CLEAR?! How could I pass on that? *Crowd Boos Loudly* So yeah, I joined this Sisterhood. This Family. This Club. And in the end, setting up the M's and their little friends, the James Sisters, was NOTHING to me. *Crowd Boos Loudly* Cause everybody was so happy for M's Style & Jessica James falling in love too. *Mocking voice* "Hey, we love each other. We are each other gold medals." OH, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A ROOM ALREADY! *Crowd Boos Loudly* Cause while you all saw a cute little couple, The Club saw a golden opportunity. An opportunity to let our voices be heard on A HIGHER LEVEL by STANDING ON THEIR STUPID KISSY-KISSY AND LOVEY-DOVEY FACES! *Crowd Boos Loudly* And I enjoyed EVERY SINGLE MINUTE of it. Cause in case anybody has forgotten, including Mr. Lu and Lucca, the M's have NOBODY to blame but THEMSELVES! Especially you, TALI! Your stupid oversized french fried freakshow of a sister nearly broke my neck and gave my a concussion. YOU REMEMBER THAT?! Well I do. And thanks to that whole incident and team of high priced lawyers, I AM INVINCIBLE! Cause when I resigned with SPARKLE a few weeks back, I got an iron-clad contract with SPARKLE that states NOBODY can touch me, unless I touch them first. So from here on out, if anybody lays one stinking finger on me, I WILL OWN THIS FUCKING PLACE! *Crowd boos loudly* So when I was given the opportunity by The Club to get my REVENGE, I took the fucking bull by the proverbial horns and did EXACTLY what was needed of me! I set everybody up and the Skulls & Bones knocked everybody right back down. *Looks into the camera* Payback is a bitch, isn't it, Tali? *Laughs Out Loud* Oh and your daughter is now just another piece in the proverbial endgame puzzle. Another cog in the doomsday machine basically. THE END IS COMING! AND NOBODY CAN STOP IT! NOBODY! *Crowd boos loudly* Not even you, Mr. Lu! So The Club will see you later tonight, old man. And remember our deal, cause if you don't, burning M's Style alive tonight will be the very least of your worries, AM I RIGHT?! *Laughs again* Well that's it, we're outta here. SEE YA!

*Mia now drops the mic on the mat and celebrates with the rest of the Skulls and Bones in the ring, while shaking hands with The Hood. The two then embrace in the ring, as the others begin to leave. Mia now leaves as the scene closes out from there*

2.) Cat Power fought Crybaby in a decent match tonight, in which Crybaby came very close to winning. Eventually Melicious came down to ringside to try and give advice to Crybaby, who yelled at her to go away in anger. This unintentional distraction led to her nailed with the Feliner (Paydirt) from Cat Power and the loss.

*After the match, Melicious walked off upset at what happened tonight. The angered Crybaby then left the ring to find and confront her sister about it as Cat Power celebrated in the ring.*

Crybaby: MELICIOUS, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Melicious: I'm.....sorry.

Crybaby: YOU'RE SORRY?!

Melicious: Yes, I am. I didn't mean for that to happen, okay?

Crybaby: NO! IT'S NOT OKAY! You caused me to lose tonight. I KNEW YOU'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TOO!

Melicious: SHUT UP!

Crybaby: .......

Melicious: CAUSE I AM SO SICK OF YOU AND YOUR PETTY JEALOUS BULLSHIT! But at DESTINY all that will change. One way or the other. I can promise you THAT.

Crybaby: Oh, we'll see about that.

Melicious: Yes, we will. Now excuse me, I have a match to win later tonight. *Leaves the scene*

Crybaby: We'll see about that too.

*Crybaby now walks off smirking to herself as the scene ends there.*

3.) In the second part of the Elimination Series, the Triple Threat Match, 2k (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz) got some measure of payback by eliminating their long time rivals, ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) from the Series, when Kayla Sparkz pinned Brooke Carter with the Sparkling Magic (Step-up Enzigiri) for the victory.

*That means next week in the Finals of the Elimination Series, it will be The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) taking on 2K! The winner will then go on to DESTINY to face Bad Vibrations for the SPARKLE Twin Star titles. ABC was none to happy by this turn of events, to say the very least.

Backstage, Lady M's and Heather Mach finally found Mr. Lu and confronted him about the situation with the Skulls & Bones....*

Lady M's: LU! WE NEED TO TALK!

Mr. Lu: ........

Lady M's: I mean, what is up with the deal you made with the Skulls & Bones.

Heather Mach: Yeah, I mean WHAT THE FUCK?!

Mr. Lu: ..........

Lady M's: We get it, we really do. You can't let the Skulls & Bones burn my daughter alive on television. But do you really think, they would do THAT?!

Heather Mach: NOT A CHANCE! I mean, COME ON! I've know first hand of how they operate too. And to me, they are nothing but a bunch of skull-faced COWARDS! And last thing they want is to risk a confrontation with the government.

Lady M's: I agree. THAT would ruin whatever they have planned now.

Mr. Lu: Ladies, I understand your concerns. Believe me, I really do. Cause I have thought this through. But I have no choice. I can't simply gamble on the chance of them following through with their threats. Especially with the government shut down looming over our heads.

Lady M's: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!

Heather Mach: YEAH! FUCK 'EM!

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Please don't they say that. We are live and they are listening. Now if you'll excuse me, I have get ready to meet them later tonight.

Lady M's: Fine. If that's how you want it, then we are going with you.

Heather Mach: HELL YES, WE ARE!

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* You can't come with me.

Lady M's: AND WHY NOT?! They never said ANYTHING about that, did they?

Mr. Lu: *Thinks for a moment* Actually no they did not.

Lady M's: It's settled then.

Heather Mach: YEAH! We've got your back, jack.

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Follow me then.

*The three now leave the scene together as it closes out from there.*

4.) Melicious and Cherry Bomb had their match, and Crybaby came out. Even when her sister told her not too. This led to Cherry Bomb nailing Melicious with the BSE (Best Superkick Ever) during the distraction for the victory.

*After the match, Crybaby posed over her fallen sister, telling her this will happen at DESTINY next week.*

5.) In the main event, the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Sunny Malibu teamed with Erica to take on Tracy and Valerie Del Toro. Ad Tracy and Sunny fought on the outside of the ring, Erica was able to block the El Dorado (Jumping Armbar Takedown) attempt by grabbing the ropes. Erica was able to nail Valerie with the KFO/Knocked the Fuck Out (Diamond Cutter) for the victory.

*After the match, as Sunny Malibu continued to confront Tracy and Tess on the ramp, Erica grabbed a mic from ringside and got in the barely conscious Valerie Del Toro's face.....*

Erica: VALERIE! IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE FOR DESTINY! AND JUST LIKE TONIGHT, THE WINNER AT DESTINY WILL BE THE SAME! AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF ERICA! *Gets right in Valerie's face* EEEEEEEEERIIIIIIICAAAAAAA!

*Erica now drops the mic on the fallen Valerie Del Toro and poses in the ring as the scene closes from there

Mia: Well, well, well. I am surprised you had the balls to even show up, old man. But you didn't come ALONE.

Mr. Lu: Believe me, that was NOT my idea.

Mia: Oh really?

Lady M's: *Laughs* Don't be so surprised, Mia. You know me and Heather can be very persuasive.

Mia: *Laughs Mockingly* You are real funny.

Heather Mach: Come closer, and we'll show you just HOW funny we are.

Mia: YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME! I AM INVINCIBLE!

Heather Mach: My fists think differently.

Lady M's: *Laughs out loud*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* ENOUGH! I AM SICK OF THIS PETTY BICKERING! *Turns to Mr. Lu* Now have you give our generous offer any more thought, old man?

Mr. Lu: Yes, I have.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* And what is your answer? And remember the lives of many are at sake with this decision. *Laughs*

Mr. Lu: You promise to keep your end of this arrangement?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* You have my word, old man.

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Then I accept your terms.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Excellent.

*Mr. Lu now leaves the stunned Lady M's and Heather Mach standing there, as he walks over and joins the Skulls & Bones.*

Heather Mach: OH MY GOD!

Lady M's: LU! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Heather Mach: DON'T DO IT, LU!

Mr. Lu: I am so sorry, ladies. I have no other choice.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Take him away.

*The Skulls & Bones now takes Mr. Lu away as The Hood tells both Lady M's and Heather Mach....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Don't worry about the old man, we'll take GOOD care of him. *Laughs*

*The Hood now continues to laughs and begins to leave with the rest of the Skulls & Bones. Mia now tells both ladies....*

Mia: We'll see you both real soon. Bye for now.

*Mia now waves to them as she leaves, while Lady M's and Heather Mach both stand there in stunned silence. A few moments pass and Lady M's calmly takes off her sunglasses. She now throws them down on the ground, shattering them. She now yells out in anger....*

Lady M's: DAMN!

*The show now fades to close from there with a furious Lady M's pacing back and fourth in front of a still silent Heather Mach.*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Non-Title Match: Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel) beat The Rum Runners (Brandy Wine & Bloody Mary) when Ariel pinned Brandy Wine with the Bad Ending.
2.) Cat Power beat Crybaby with the Feliner.
3.) Top Contenders Elimination Series for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz) beat ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) and The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) when Kayla Sparkz pinned Brooke Carter with the Sparkling Magic.
4.) Cherry Bomb beat Melicious with the BSE.
5.) Sunny Malibu & Erica beat Tracy & Valerie Del Toro when Erica pinned Valerie Del Toro with the KFO.

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Hailey Havok: Konichiwa Renegades?! Ogenki desu ka? Oh sorry, I'm brushing up on my Edoese for the big trip to the land of the rising sun. I would call it the Orient, but I'm not a moron trapped in the mindset of a southern promoter from the 70's and 80's. The people of Edo are not the mysterious foreign bad guys, quite the opposite in fact! They love wrestling, and they love Havok! The Renegade contingent was in full force today for Magnum PT's landing at Fuuto City Airport. A rather tired looking PT was flocked by the press on his way to his hotel room, where they put up a banner welcoming him by using his nickname over in Edo, "Mr. Resu". We learned that not only is PT still the Eagleland Champion, but he'll apparently be defending the previously EBW exclusive belt in Edo promotions! We also learned just how bad the jet lag is going to be heading over there. Yikes.

?: Hello PT-san, I am Yuji Nishimura, and I'll be your translator. Arriving rested and refreshed?

Magnum PT: Arriving drunk and dead tired Yuj.

Yuji: Excellent! Alright, places to go and people to meet!

Magnum PT: I'm not sure you understand what drunk and dead ti-

Yuji: These are the reporters for the national sports magazines, and they would like to introduce themselves.

Magnum PT: Oh wow, not so in your face like back home, and I'm digging the bowing. Business cards?

Yuji: Don't put them in your back pocket, it's very disrespectful, like sitting on their identity. They would also expect a card from you.

Magnum PT: Oh...uh...here....trading cards...collect the whole set!

Reporter #1: Mr. Resu Magnum PT Eagleland Superstar #1!

Magnum PT: Well so far I'm liking the press, gotta admit that.

Reporter #2: Nani ga Edo ni anata o motarasu?

Yuji: He wants to know why you have come to compete in Edo?

Magnum PT: Uh....let's just say I had a...."yen" to compete here....yeah.

Yuji: .....Uh....Magunamu PT wa yorokonde Edo sumou no meiyo no tame ni shiharau koto ni naru. (Magnum PT would gladly pay for the honor of wrestling in Edo.)

Reporter #1: Anata wa watashitachi no kuni o dōomoimasuka?

Yuji: She wants to know what you think of our country?

Magnum PT: Already? Uh...the airport was nice...I guess, and there are lots of little people...talking very fast.

Yuji: ........Edo jidai wa, utsukushī to shinpo no saisentan ni aru! (Edo is beautiful and on the cutting edge of progress!)

Magnum PT: Alright Yuj, no more questions. Just tell them I've got to sleep off this hangover. We'll check out the temples and rice paddies later.

Yuji: *sigh*

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Hailey Havok: Mr. Resu is already making a big impression for himself and his new home of Havok! We look forward to seeing the Eagleland Champion in action representing the Renegades in Edo! Speaking of Edo, the Sengoku tour will kick off in a few days, with the roster of Renegades prepping to join PT. Tack Angel has taken to his new role as Havok Boss by spearheading this whole adventure, but as he all know he's a hesitant man. The Boss is already in Edo, and went looking for a fortune teller to possibly find out how the tour would go.

Tack Angel: Konichiwa Ossan, watashi wa-

Old Man: Don't bother, your Edoese is awful. Are you aware you called me an old man?

Tack Angel: Well sort of, I mean-

Old Man: I'm 46!

Tack Angel: Wow....you don't look it.

"Old" Man: Hey!

Tack Angel: I'm sorry! Gomen Gomen! I have come here to-

"Old" Man: Yes, I know already.

Tack Angel: Cause you're a fortune teller?

"Old" Man: No, because your camera crew came in already and informed me. Why do you think I have this mic on.

Tack Angel: Oh...right.

"Old" Man: Anyways, I am Abeno Seimei, you have come for your fortune?

Tack Angel: I have come seeking the fortune for all of Havok. This is my first excursion overseas as Boss, and I want to know how it will go.

Abeno Seimei: Well I hear ticket sales are good.

Tack Angel: I didn't mean in that way.

Abeno Seimei: Oh I see, well.....let's see what I can do for you. Let's see....I'm....I'm getting a premonition.

Tack Angel: Is it about Havok?

Abeno Seimei: Hard to say...it's....it's very ominous. An entity will appear in the lands of Edo. A sweeping force, wielding the power of the Demon King, will threaten the entire land. This entity will unite with an Emperor of Calamity, to crush all opposition and rule unopposed, unless the Dragon Generals of different clans unite under the hallowed one to oppose them. That is what I see.

Tack Angel: Huh....well....I guess the WiFi signal's getting in the way of your visions, cause that doesn't sound wrestling related at all.

Abeno Seimei: No...it does not....and yet I still feel uneasy about this.

Tack Angel: I wouldn't worry about that. Looks like I won't find out about Havok, but thank you very much for trying. Goodbye then!

Abeno Seimei: Yes....nothing to worry about....

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*After SPARKLE MAX went off the air, Taeler Hendrix was confronted by the Rum Runners backstage.....*

Taeler Hendrix: What do you two bitches want?

Brandy Wine: ARRRRRGH! You cost us that tag match, you dirty scurvy dog!

Taeler Hendrix: *Smirking* So I did. Payback is a mean mother too.

Bloody Mary. Yes, it is. Cause we are challenging you to a match at DESTINY!

Taeler Hendrix: Excellent, I accept. So which one of you sea bitches wants to face me?

Bloody Mary: *Laughs* Both of us. You fight one pirate, you gotta fight them all!

Brandy Wine: YEAH! We are pirates, after all. So we don't play nice!

Taeler Hendrix: Neither do I. BRING IT ON!

Bloody Mary: You got it, matey. So we will see you there.

Taeler Hendrix: I guess I will then.

*Both of the Rum Runners now leave the scene and Taeler Hendrix just shakes her head as she mutters out loud...*

Taeler Hendrix: Damn it.

*ALSO BACKSTAGE....*

Lady M's: GODDAMN IT! THIS NOT GOOD! *Continues pace back and fourth.*

Heather Mach: Calm down, Tali.

Lady M's: CALM DOWN?! LOOK AT OUR FUCKING SITUATION NOW! *Motions around herself* AND THEN PLEEEEASE TELL ME HOW CAN I BE CALM, HEATHER?!

Heather Mach: I get it. The situation is kinda bad right now.

Lady M's: KINDA BAD?! IT FUCKING SUCKS RIGHT NOW!

Heather Mach: FINE! I'll admit it too. IT DOES FUCKING SUCK RIGHT NOW! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

*Lady M's finally stops pacing and tries to relax for a moment. She now tells Heather Mach calmly....*

Lady M's: Sorry, I yelled at you. You didn't deserved that.

Heather Mach: No, I don't. BUT YOU SURE AS FUCK DO!

Lady M's: WHAT?!

Heather Mach: YOU HEARD ME!

*Lady M's starts to get tense again and clinches her fists in anger. So now tells Heather....*

Lady M's: You better calm down and explain yourself, Heather.

Heather Mach: EXPLAIN MYSELF?! WHY SHOULD I?! You know EXACTLY why I am MAD!

Lady M's: Oh really?

Heather Mach: HELL YES! Cause....cause.....CAUSE THIS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Lady M's: DON'T GO THERE, HEATHER!

Heather Mach: I am ALREADY there! Cause if YOU has gotten involved when I asked you to earlier, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED!

Lady M's: SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE?! EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT NOW!

Heather Mach: DAMN STRAIGHT!

*Lady M's now gets in Heather's face and tells her...*

Lady M's: I am about to DAMN STRAIGHT my FUCKING FISTS into your FUCKING FACE!

*Heather Mach now shoves Lady M's, cause her to stagger backwards. Heather now tells her....*

Heather Mach: LET'S DO IT THEN! Cause I've have been wanting to KICK YOUR ASS for a while now! SO COME GET YOURSELF SOME, BITCH!

Lady M's: Oh, I don't want some of you, Heather. I WANT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!

*Lady M's now charges and tackles Heather Mach to the ground, the tensions between the two finally coming to a boiling point over the current situation involving the Skulls & Bones. Lady M's and Heather Mach continue to roll around and pound the shit out of each other, until Venus and Lucca intervene and break them up.*

Lucca: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!

Lady M's: She started it.

Heather Mach: No, you started it a while ago. I AM JUST GONNA FINISH IT!

Lady M's: IS THAT SO?!

Heather Mach: YES, IT IS!

Lady M's: I DON'T THINK SO!

Heather Mach: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE ACTING FUCKING STUPID RIGHT NOW, TALI!

Lady M's: AND YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY, HEATHER! JUST LIKE YOUR COUSIN!

Heather Mach: AND YOU MARRIED HIM!

Lady M's: *Calms down* Touche.

Lucca: ENOUGH!

Heather Mach: She started it though.

Lady M's: Don't go there.

Lucca: GODDAMN IT! YOU BOTH STARTED IT! And NONE of this would have happened tonight. I told you both that Mr. Lu was handling it.

Heather Mach: By siding with the fucking enemy? BULLSHIT!

Lucca: He's not. He's negotiating with them, okay.

Lady M's: Negotiating? About what?

Lucca: I don't know. It's behind close doors. It's official club business. Whatever that means.

Lady M's: Oh, I see.

Heather Mach: Yeah, still not good.

Lucca: I know it's not. But He's no other choice, though. But I do know what is gonna be GOOD for SPARKLE business. And it involved both of you.

Lady M's and Heather Mach: WHAT?!

Lucca: You heard me. Cause since you wanna fight each other so badly, here's what gonna happen next week. Lady M's taking Heather Mach in the main event of the SPARKLE MAX go-home show before DESTINY.

Lady M's: *Smiles at Heather* Sounds good to me.

Heather Mach: *Smiles back* Yeah, me too.

Lucca: Oh and one more little thing, it's gonna be a Streetfight. That way you can both continue to fight in the streets like dogs if you want. Just be sure to get it all out of your systems next week, so we can put this bullshit behind us, and move forward. GOT IT?!

Lady M's and Heather Mach: Got it.

Lucca: Good. I'll see you both next week then. *Leaves the scene with Venus*

*Lady M's and Heather Mach now just stare at each other with glares that could kill as it closes out from there.*

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Hailey Havok: Konichiwa Renegades!? Hailey here, in Edo from another update as we head towards the beginning of the Sengoku Tour! "Mr. Resu" Magnum PT has already made his mark in Edo, with a big title defense against one of Edo's best, and by best I mean ab-iest.

Hailey Havok: Hiro Yamazaki of New Edo Pro Wrestling presented a big challenge to an Eagleland Champion still new to Edo and it's differences from Eagleland, especially in the ring. Yamazaki not only had to fight the champ, but the crowd that had sided with the gaijin, an abnormality from the normally fiercely loyal Edoese people. PT rolled out of the way of a High Fry Frow and followed up with the Mustache Ride for the pin and the defense. Edoese newspapers were plastered with stories of Mr. Resu's title defense, and it's getting great exposure for Havok, however the biggest exposure for the brand will be the Sengoku Invasion! While PT was defending the Eagleland Championship in Sumo Plaza, the first of the Renegades began to arrive in Edo, and make their presence known.

Trevor Mach: Get Hype Edo!

Retro Hippie: The Macho Clan has arrived!

Tack Angel: ....Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Tack! Sup brah!? You're just in time!

Tack Angel: What's going on guys?

Trevor Mach: The Macho Clan is going to take Edo by storm....OBVIOUSLY!

Retro Hippie: I'm a Vassal Tack! I don't even know what that means....but that's what I am!

Trevor Mach: Look out Tack, you might not be a part of the group anymore, but you've still got to deal with us, and we're here with demands! Grind gets back in the running for this Havok World Championship ASAP dammit!

Tack Angel: Well I don't see why that would be a problem. Sure!

Trevor Mach: Oh....that was easier than I expected.

Tack Angel: Were you expecting hostility?

Trevor Mach: No, we're BRINGING THE HOSTILITY!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Of course.

Trevor Mach: The Macho Clan is going to fight our way through Edo, and escalate the excitement! MY KNEE IS THE KNEE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Tack Angel: Just....don't get arrested....maybe not make us look bad....maybe stay inside.......maybe go home.

Trevor Mach: Relax Tack, we're looking to pick a fight and establish ourselves and our turf here in Edo FOR the peeps! I did my history, I know all about the Sengoku Era in Edo, and what that means!

Tack Angel: You didn't do your history, I TOLD you about it.

Trevor Mach: And then I went to wikipedia! The point is, the Sengoku Era was all about the Warring States, and Havok seems to have a lot of "Warring States" if you catch my drift, and I'm picking a fight with Egotrip! So look out, cause things are going to GET HYPE! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: .....Yikes.

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Hailey Havok: The "Macho Clan?" aren't the only ones that have hit Edo, as Tenkaichi Budokai winner Jackson Kain landed as well today. The Action Movie Star is also a big name in Edo, with his role in the Ashita No Joe live action movie receiving critical acclaim and helping the movie become a high Zenny grosser. Before he could really get to enjoy the sights though he wanted to send a message, a message that would get interrupted.

Jackson Kain: My abs and I are glad to be in the Land of the Rising Sun again. I haven't been here since I got passed over for a role in Godzilla: Final Wars. Of sure....hire Jon Frye. THE GUY CAN'T EVEN ACT! I CAN GROW A MUSTACHE! Oh well, it was your loss. I forgive you Edo, as I am back with a purpose. I have come to claim the Hero of Earth title, by showing that Mr. Satan is a fraud. I have earned the match with him and very soon I will-

Subculture: KAIN!

Jackson Kain: What the hell do you want, and why do you look like you want to wrap that chair around my head.

Subculture: .....

Jackson Kain: .....Oooooh! It's because you do don't you?

Subculture: Out of my way.

Jackson Kain: Well I was going to leave anyways. Not because you told me to, but because....well....I have more important things to do.

Subculture: Dougie Mach.....LITTLE MAC.....I'm coming for you. You pissed off a street dog, and you kicked him when he was down. Now I'm rabid, and I coming for you. Mac, you gutless COWARD! I want you face to face in the center of the ring! Not later! NOW! Our first show in Edo....if I don't see you....I'll find you. COUNT ON IT!

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Venus: Hello folks, Venus here with the card for the go-home edition of SPARKLE MAX before DESTINY! It should be an exciting show, especially the main event, which will be the first ever in-ring meeting between Lady M's and Heather Mach! Not only that, as decreed by our Interim General Manager, Lucca, it will be a STREETFIGHT! I can't wait to see that, either. Also I will host a Final Face/Off between the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Sunny Malibu and Tracy. So be sure to check that out as well.

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Taeler Hendrix VS Bloody Mary (w/ Brandy Wine)
2.) Top Contenders Elimination Series Final for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz) VS The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet)
3.) Erica, Melicious, and Cat Power VS Valerie Del Toro, Crybaby, & Cherry Bomb
5.) Streetfight: Lady M's VS Heather Mach

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The EBW Roster has finally returned home after a long recovery & rehabilitation process. After talks with the EBW Network, EBW has regained the Xcite timeslot. EBW President w00t was able to negotiate some terms and has gained control of Havok's Homebase, the Danger Zone after Havok took over the Xcite Center and remodeled it. w00t stated that there's no hard feelings over the takeover of the Xcite Center, but business is business, and EBW needed an arena, so he hoped they wouldn't mind a little takeover of their own.

EBW Vice-President Mike Haggar confirmed that while Magnum PT is still the Eagleland Champion, he is no longer with EBW. He wished him well in his future endeavors. Haggar also announced that after the closing of 3'dPW & AGES, EBW has acquired some of the talent associated with the former promotions. As such, EBW has acquired the 3'dPW & AGES Pro Rights & Tape Library. In doing so, the EBW Network is now simulcasting with Space Channel 5 in Euroland, and hopes to eventually be able to expand their EBW Product to the Euroland Market.

There was also an announcement by the new EBW COO, Daisuke Saito. Daisuke announced that EBW would be back in on TV very soon, and even made a Main Event for the next Xcite. As EBW World Champion Ness teams with 3'dPW Openspecies Champion Salsa and EBW Animus Champion Flying Man to go against Three Rings Champion Marcus & the EBW Tag Team Champions Bois & Bais, in a Champions Festival Trios Tag.

EBW Xcite
Danger Zone
The EBW Network

Champions Festival Trios Tag: Ness, Salsa, & Flying Man vs Marcus, Bois, & Bais

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Hailey Havok: Konichiwa Renegades?! Hailey Havok here, with another big update in Edo. I know you can't wait to hear about the opening night for Havok's big Sengoku styled invasion of Edo, but we have other big news to discuss first....you could call it an expository plot dump....if you were that kind of person and all. Stuart, formerly Simon Stuart, but I guess still Simon Stuart...just going by his last name. What was I saying? Oh yeah, Stuart is on the move! The heir to the Stuart Fortune and holdings has claimed his inheritance. When we last saw Stuart in Havok he had been in a bit of a slump, but after no showing a tournament match, he has re-emerged, and broken away from Havok, claiming ownership of the "Oda Foundation" the group founded by Antonio Stuart, and the money source for New Edo Pro Wrestling. That's right, a Stuart is BACK in the wrestling business!

Hailey Havok: Stuart was flanked by his new "Aces", the stern Mori Ranmaru and the long haired Akechi Mitsuhide to announce before a sell out crowd at Sumo Plaza in Edo's capital of Heian that New Edo Pro Wrestling would be transformed into Nobunaga Pro, with the intent to conquer all of wrestling in Edo. Stuart is bank rolled, and he's looking to introduce top new talent to help him compete with the other promotions of Edo directly and take over their regions. See, the Edo Government has just approved a new ruling that connects directly to Havok's line of work.

Hailey Havok: What you are seeing here is a map of Edo, complete with a break down of the various governing regions within. The map is color coated to show which promotions consider which regions their territory. Various promotions span all across the country. A new ruling will allow "Sengoku Rules" battles to determine which promotions will be able to control and promote in what regions. Nobunaga Pro has the center of the country in firm control, the high population bolstering their finances, but the other promotions have carved out a niche and a style all their own, garnering the support of the people. Before the acquisition by Stuart, Havok was allowed to claim the Kaga territory to run their shows while negotiating with other promotions to run elsewhere. Stuart wants the territory back, but Havok is here to run wild and invade, so bring it on Stuart!

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*RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED.....*

Venus: This is IT! The final MAX before SPARKLE's return to Pay Per View, DESTINY! And guess as you can already tell, I can't hardly wait or contain my excitement. Best of all, NOTHING is sure go wrong tonight either, I am sure.

Venus: MISTER LU?!

Mr. Lu: .......

Venus: Why are you here tonight?! Cause I thought the Skulls & Bones took you hostage last week.

Mr. Lu: ........

Venus: Nevermind that. The only thing I and everybody else want to know is what kinda of deal did you negotiate with the Skulls & Bones?

Mr. Lu: Argo Nunya.

Venus: What do you mean by that?

Mr. Lu: .......... *Leaves the scene*

Venus: Well that was just too weird. Anyways, enjoy the show, everybody.

*The show kicked off immediately with Taeler Hendrix taking on one half of The Rum Runners, Bloody Mary....*

1.) Taeler Hendrix controlled most of the match, looking to set up for the Chick Kick (Roundhouse Kick to the head), when Brandy Wine interferred to stop it and caused the DQ.

*After the match, both Rum Runners double teamed Taeler Hendrix and left her laying in the middle of the ring. This is what she faces at DESTINY too. Can Taeler Hendrix overcome the odds?

Before the Finals of the Top Contenders Elimination Series got underway the SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel), came down to ringside to watch the match more closely.....*

2.) 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz) took on The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) in a surprisingly even match up. The Beautiful People obviously have dropped the beauty routine and have become dead serious on becoming the new SPARKLE Twin Star Champions at DESTINY. But not as serious as 2K though, it seems. 2K has been together since the beginning and want vindication for that. Tonight it showed. But sadly, ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) came out and distracted them for a brief moment. This distraction allowed The Beautiful People to take control and Velvet nailed Kayla Sparkz with the In Yo Face (Sitout Pedigree) for the victory to win the Finals!

*After the match, Bad Vibrations got in the ring and had a heated staredown with their new challengers, The Beautiful People. All the while 2K and ABC continued to yell and fight with each other on the stage area.*

*The neverending wave of chaos continues to reign here in SPARKLE. Something has to be done about this bitter rivalry between ABC and 2K too. It never seems to want to end. And will we have new SPARKLE Twin Star Champions at DESTINY? We will find out on PPV!

Backstage Lady M's and Heather Mach confronted the still silent Mr. Lu as he was wondering the halls, rather aimlessly....*

Lady M's & Heather Mach: LU!

*Mr. Lu now turns around to face both ladies. Lady M's now tells him....*

Lady M's: WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Mr. Lu: .......

Lady M's: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU?!

Mr. Lu: ........

Heather Mach: OH, COME ON! TELL US WHY YOU ARE HERE?!

Mr. Lu: .........

Lady M's: GODDAMN IT, LU! STOP WITH THE SILENT TREATMENT!

Mr. Lu: ........

Heather Mach: JUST ANSWER US!

Mr. Lu: Argo Nunya.

Lady M's: NO! WE NEED REAL ANSWERS, LU.

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* I'm so sorry. Good luck tonight, ladies. *Leaves the scene*

Heather Mach: He's lost his fucking mind. The Skulls & Bones have broken him.

Lady M's: *Looks at Heather* Same with you.

Heather Mach: *Looks at Lady M's* And WHAT do you mean by THAT?!

Lady M's: *Smirking* You know EXACTLY what I mean, Heather. The Skulls & Bones tortured and broke you too. Just Mr. Lu now.

Heather Mach: THEY NEVER BROKE ME!

Lady M's: BULLSHIT!

Heather Mach: *Gets in Lady M's face* The only thing that is gonna get broken around here is.....YOU BY ME TONIGHT!

Lady M's: *Slowly takes off sunglasses* Bring it on, Heather.

Heather Mach: Oh, you know I am going too.

Lady M's: That's Good. Cause I am gonna hold nothing back tonight. And I suggest, you better do the same. *Looks over Heather and then tells her slowly* IF YOU STILL CAN?!

Heather Mach: *Mocking laugh* FUCK YOU!

Lady M's: Oh, I am going too. *Puts sunglasses back on* And that's what scares me the most. *Leaves the scene*

Heather Mach: *Shaking head, while rubbing still injured back* Goddamn it.

*The scene now ends with Heather Mach walking off slowly.

Back in the ring, Venus was ready for the Final Face/Off between the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion, Sunny Malibu, and her challenger at DESTINY, Tracy. Both ladies then come out.*

[b]Venus: Ladies, this is a Final Face/Off only. Save the fighting for the title match at DESTINY. Now tha....

*Tracy takes the mic from Venus and immediately begins to speak....*

Tracy: Just shut up, Venus! We can just skip the formalities, can't we?

Venus: Sure. Why not.

Tracy: Good. Cause I have something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a while now. And it involves YOU! *Points at Sunny* I AM SO SICK OF YOU!

Sunny Malibu: Get in line. Cause ALOT of people are sick of me.

Tracy: That is EXACTLY my point too! NOBODY REALLY LIKES YOU, SUNNY!

Sunny Malibu: That's NOT true.

Tracy: Oh it is. Believe me. You haven't heard the way the girls in the back talk about you BEHIND YOUR BACK! And unlike them, I WILL SAY IT RIGHT TO YOUR FACE!

Sunny Malibu: THEN SAY IT!

Tracy: YOU ARE A FLUKE!

Sunny Malibu: I AM NOT!

Tracy: *Laughs* Truth hurts doesn't it. The fact do NOT change, Sunny. You were HANDED that title at KICKSTART! And ever since that moment, SPARKLE has force fed everybody into thinking you are THE FUTURE of this company with it's fucking stupid "Sunny Days" campaign. And that is the biggest BULLSHIT STORY ever told!

Tess: Damn straight, Tracy. Tell her like it is.

Sunny Malibu: SHUT UP, TESS! YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!

Tess: .......

Tracy: Don't tell my mother to shut up. She deserves to be here. Unlike you.

Sunny Malibu: Oh, that's real funny. Coming from mommy's little girl.

Tracy: SHUT UP!

Sunny Malibu: Awwwwwww. *Mocking voice* Is the little baby gonna cry?

Tracy: *Visably upset* And you are gonna being CRYING A RIVER at DESTINY! Cause I will once again be the SPARKLE Shining Star Champion for THIRD TIME!

Tess: Record setting third time, I might add.

Sunny Malibu: *Laughs* And you are gonna be CRYING HOME TO MOMMY after I beat you AGAIN. Cause you can say I am a BULLSHIT STORY all you want, Tracy. But the fact of the matter is simply this.....THE CHAMP IS HEEEEEEERE! *Raises belt in the air* AND SUNNY DAYS ARE HERE TO STAAAAAAY!

Tracy: *Groans* And God help us all too.

*Tracy and Tess now begins to leave the ring in disgust as Sunny Malibu continues to raise the belt in their faces. Venus now whispers to Sunny....*

Venus: *Whispering* Personally, I like you, Sunny. And I hope you kick her ass at DESTINY.

*Sunny Malibu now smiles and nods her head in agreement as the scene closes out from there.*

3.) In a 6-Woman Tag Team match featuring women who will face off against each in singles matches at the ppv, the team of Erica, Melicious, and Cat Power took on Valerie Del Toro, Crybaby, and Cherry Bomb. Melicious chased Crybaby to the back, who didn't want to face her sister's wrath tonight for very long. She is gonna have to at DESTINY though. Erica and Valerie Del Toro brawled on the outside fo the ring, and Erica went for the KFO (Diamond Cutter) on the floor. But Valerie managed to block it and shove Erica off right into the ring post on the outside! Cat Power then had to deal with both Valerie and Cherry Bomb in the ring. The odds were too much as Cherry Bomb nailed Cat Power in the arm with the BSE (Best Superkick Ever) and it allowed Valerie to lock on the Cross Armbreaker after the El Dorado (Jumping Armbar Takedown). Cat Power immediately tapped out, not wanting to risk being injured before DESTINY.

*After the match, a now busted open and furious Erica chased off both ladies from the ring. The recovering Cat Power then got up, only to met with a KFO from Erica. Erica is not in a good mood at all and doesn't give damn if you are a friend or enemy. Valerie Del Toro may be in trouble at DESTINY!

It was now time for the main event, the first ever meeting between Lady M's and Heather Mach. Only it will be a STREETFIGHT!

Before the bell rang, a still silent Mr. Lu walked out onto the stage to apparently watch the match more closely....*

4.) Lady M's and Heather Mach brawled around the ring, beating the hell out of each other. The tensions between the two causing them to want to settle in the ring. Eventually a table was introduced into the match, and Heather Mach looked to add an exclamation point tonight. Heather Mach went to Swanton Bomb Lady M's through the table, but Lady M's rolled out off at the last second. Heather then crashed through the table, by herself. Heather Mach now slowly gets to her feet, her injured back now bleeding once again. Lady M's now goes for the Sexy Strong Stunner, but Heather blocks it and goes for the Twist of Fate, which M's reverses into the Sexy Strong Stunner! Lady M's makes the cover and Heather Mach gets her foot on the ropes at 2.9! M's is none to happy about this and yells at Heather to just stay down. Heather refuses to as M's picks up a steel chair. Lady M's tries to hit Heather in the head with the chair, but Heather ducks and takes the chair away from M's. Heather now nails M's in her injured knee with the chair! M's staggers back from the shot and then takes second to knee as well. M's still doesn't go down, but a third one, this time to the head, does the job. Heather now covers M's, but M's kicks out at 2.9! Heather measures M's with the chair, but hesitates for a second. This allows M's to nail her in the gut and take the chair away. M's now rubs her knee as she rears the chair back. She doesn't hesitate anymore and nails Heather hard in the back with the chair. Heather crumbles to the mat, and M's nails her again in the back. M's now covers Heather, who kicks out at 2.9! Heather refuses to stay down yet again. The now furious M's get ups and nails Heather with repeated hard chair shots to back over and over again. This causes Mr. Lu to come down to the ring and take the chair away from Lady M's. Mr. Lu now begins to yell at Lady M's and points at Heather Mach, whose back is now bleeding badly thanks to the chair shots. Lady M's nods her head at Lu and helps the hurt Heather to her feet. The three now just stand there staring at each other, as the lights go out in the arena.

*A following video now begins to play on the tron....*

Mia: The following video has been paid for in full by the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club.

Mr. Lu: Where the hell am I?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* You are in our Clubhouse, old man.

Mr. Lu: Why am I here anyways?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* We'll get to that.

Mr. Lu: And where is M's Style at?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* We'll get to that too.

Mr. Lu: Who are you?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Who I am doesn't matter right now. Just know you are here to negotiate the terms of business between SPARKLE and the Skulls & Bone Motorcycle Club.

Mr. Lu: What do you exactly do you want from SPARKLE?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Now THERE is an interesting question, old man. Cause over the past few weeks, I've gotta admit, we've like coming and going as we please. In fact, we've actually grown to like everybody on the roster too. Bottom line, we want to be part of SPARKLE in an official way.

Mr. Lu: Official way? You mean you want to join SPARKLE?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* That's is EXACTLY what we want. We all want to join SPARKLE and have all it's benefits basically.

Mr. Lu: I can make that happen. Just let me and M's Style go.

*Mia now smacks Mr. Lu in the back of his head. The Hood now tells him....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* I wish it was that easy for us. You can't just let an outlaw motorcycle gang join SPARKLE. We are the 1%, after all. It's not how we exactly we do business around here. We have to join SPARKLE by FORCE!

Mr. Lu: I think I get it. So what are you proposing?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* And there's the million dollar question. What we propose is "Winner Take All" at DESTINY.

Mr. Lu: Winner Take All?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Oh yes. At DESTINY, if we win we get what we want. Full membership and benefits of joining SPARKLE. We become a permanent part of the SPARKLE basically. Free to come and go as we please. Do what we want, when we want, and how we want.

Mr. Lu: And if SPARKLE wins?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Well seeing how I am in a giving mood. If SPARKLE wins, we go away. FOR GOOD! You will NEVER see us again.

Mr. Lu: I like that.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Excellent. So you pick two of your best and we'll pick two of ours. They meet at DESTINY and things get settled there.

Mr. Lu: Sounds good to me. You have a deal.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* So, who do you pick?

Mr. Lu: I was thinking, I'd pick myself....

*Mia now smacks Lu on the back of his head again. The Hood then tells him....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* No, Mr. Lu! You can't get involved in the match at DESTINY. Cause you already did that before. So no more man-on-woman violence. Plus I don't think the government would like that too much.

Mr. Lu: *Sighs* You are right. *Thinks for a moment* Fine, I pick Lady M's and Heather Mach.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* I figured you would go that route, so I've picked two that I am sure Lady M's and Heather Mach would love to fight.....The Plumber and The Enforcer! *Laughs*

*The Plumber and The Enforcer now raise their fists in the air as Mr. Lu looks at them both. Mr. Lu now tells The Hood....*

Mr. Lu: What about the other part of the deal? You said you would release M's Style if I agreed to your terms.

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Yes, I did. And we will. AFTER the match at DESTINY. You can call M's Style our insurance policy to make sure the match actually happens.

Mr. Lu: Fine. I understand. Can I go now?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* In a moment, old man. One more thing, you are now under CLUB RULES!

Mr. Lu: Club rules?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Yes. Meaning you can not tell anybody about what happened here tonight. DON'T TELL ANYBODY! And remember, The Club has eyes and ears everywhere! GOT IT?!

Mr. Lu: I get it. So what do I tell them?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Just tell them, Argo Nunya. *Laughs*

Mr. Lu: Argo Nunya?

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Exactly? *Looks at both The Plumber and The Enforcer* Take Mr. Lu back to Summers. He's gonna be late for the show. We don't want him to miss it, do we? *Laughs*

*The Hood continues to laugh maniacally as The Enforcer and The Plumber now blindfold Mr. Lu and escort him out of the Clubhouse as the scene closes from there.

*Back in the ring, Mr. Lu, Lady M's, and Heather Mach now continue just stare at each other as The Hood, along with The Plumber and The Enforcer appear on the stage. The Hood now tells all three of them....*

The Hood: *Distorted Voice* Checkmate, SPARKLE. Checkmate.

*The Hood now drops the mic and the show closes out from there.*

SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Taeler Hendrix beat Bloody Mary by DQ.
2.) Top Contenders Elimination Series Final for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) beat 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz) when Velvet pinned Kayla Sparkz with the In Yo Face.
3.) Valerie Del Toro, Crybaby, & Cherry Bomb beat Erica, Melicious, and Cat Power when Valerie Del Toro forced Cat Power to tap out with the Cross Armbreaker.
5.) Streetfight: Lady M's fought Heather Mach to a No Contest.

Machismo · 12/08/2019 5:13 am

Hailey Havok: Konichiwa Renegeizu! Hailey Havok here, with some more news, but I promise the Sengoku Invasion will kick off very soon! Havok Boss Tack Angel has been making some moves behind the scenes after Stuart's coup of the Oda Foundation and the establishment of Nobunaga Pro where New Edo once stood. The Boss has been trying to prepare for an encounter with his brother in law, but instead decided on asking his wife what to do at the scene of Havok's new home base in Edo, Kaga Hall!

Tack Angel: Amy, I have no idea what to do here, and since Stuart is your brother, I was hoping that you might have some insight.

Amy Angel: Well, some of this has to do with me. That power vacuum in the Oda Foundation was left open by me, and he took it. He had been planning this for some time. You can tell by how quickly he got it done, but it seems to me he was recently given the push to go through with it. He obviously wanted the New Edo territory more than the promotion itself, and he has the financial resources to surround himself with some very big players. That Mori Ranmaru and Akechi Mitsuhide are no slouches. They are young lions, with a lot of heart and strategy. He's setting them up as his big guys, but I wouldn't be surprised if he purged and replaced most of the New Edo roster. We ARE family, but I don't know how far that will go with Stuart. We all know the blood bond didn't carry over very well between us and our father Antonio so-

Trevor Mach: Tack!

Tack Angel: Oh hello!

Christina Angel: Eee!

Trevor Mach: Awww! Hello little Christina! Uncle Trevor brought you a-

Tack Angel: Candy? Again? She's not even one man.

Trevor Mach: That's why I'm the cool uncle she'll like better than you guys! Anyways, we have to talk.

Tack Angel: You didn't blow anything up did you?

Trevor Mach: What? No. Not yet anyways, but we need to talk about something we haven't quite had the time to discuss yet. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD, why the HELL where they in Threed?

Tack Angel: Oh...you noticed that huh?

Trevor Mach: Are they with Havok? Did they re-sign?

Tack Angel: Well...possibly?

Trevor Mach: Possibly? Is this more of that shades of gray bullshit Tack?

Tack Angel: No, I mean I don't know!

Trevor Mach: .....You're the Boss!

Tack Angel: I know, but it's something between them and Ry Ry! Look, I know that an open contract was left for them after they moved to RPW. Ryan IQ realized that Sal and Jamie were money despite their...losing it phase...they still brought in ratings and buy rates. An on his game Sal Paradise is one of the best ever. So yeah, Ryan told them all they have to do is sign on already existing contracts.

Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well word is that Sal and Jamie have followed us to Edo. So I guess they signed on the dotted line after all.

Tack Angel: Maybe not, because all the promotions in Edo are currently looking to bolster their rosters, and Nobunaga Pro especially could be sending out feelers. We may have a new problem on our hands. We'll have to find out just which side they are on...

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Hailey Havok: Meanwhile, in SPACE! Seriously.....like...how did we even get this footage?

Dr. Kemp: Bias-sama I-

Bias-sama: SILENCE! Dr. Kemp, I put great faith in your science, yet so far you have yet to produce results. I give you genius and resources beyond your imagination, to conquer the wrestling world with science. I give you the means to transform yourself into a Brain Beast, and yet you STILL fall to Havok Ranger. I am disappointed.

Dr. Mazenda: Bias-sama, I've always said that my science is superior to Kemp's. Allow me to make the next move against the Havok Rangers. My next move will be their last!

Bias-sama: No! I have heard this before. You have gone after them yourselves, you have used Gush to grow a Chimera Brain Beast to level Onett, you have created the Jinmer army, and you have transformed yourselves, but still nothing. Volt shall rule the world with Science, but that will only happen when one of you reaches pure genius and overcomes the Havok Rangers.

Dr. Ashura: I have the perfect plan Bias-sama.

Bias-sama: Ah yes Ashura, the powerful brute that I instilled genius onto. Your plan will be more direct and to the point I'm presuming?

Dr. Ashura: My plan...will "cut straight to the point." The Havok Rangers won't know what's coming.

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Hailey Havok: We end this update, with a look at the first card of the Sengoku Invasion. A packed expanded episode of Chaos TV! retitled Kaosu TV! will see the Tag Champs in action, the Television title on the line in a big match, a confrontation between Subculture and Little Mac, if Mac answers the challenge that is, and a big Unbreakables or "Macho Clan" versus Egotrip 6-Man. All of that and more on Kaosu TV!, the beginning of the Sengoku Invasion!

Havok Sengoku Invasion: Kaosu TV!
Kaga Havok Hall, Kaga Region
The EBW Network/Shogun TV!

1. 3-Way: Nosan vs. Villager vs. Zombie Lukie
2. 6-Person Tag: Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts/Megumi vs. ?/?/?
3. Singles: Jackson Kain vs. LG Rod
4. 3-Team Non-Title Tag: Akinan/Kyo vs. DZ/Ditch vs. Bart/Rockjaw
5. Havok Television Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. Anwin vs. Cherub Kid vs. Captain Blunderbuss vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Olly Oliver
6. Singles: Subculture vs. Little Mac
7. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Grind/Larmore vs. Dougie Mach/Troy/Fighter Daron

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*After SPARKLE MAX went off the air, Venus was standing by with both Miss April and Brooke Carter aka ABC...*

Venus: Hi everybody, Venus here with ABC. Ladies, how do you feel about your actions earlier tonight on MAX?

Miss April: That's a stupid question, Venus.

Venus: ......

Brooke Carter: Yeah, you dumb blonde! How do you think we feel?

Venus: Well I think.....

Miss April: SHUT UP!

Venus: ........

Brooke Carter: Cause you might hurt yourself if you think too much.

Venus: UGH!

Miss April: What's the matter Venus, you don't like us?

Venus: You might say that.

Miss April: Well too bad. Cause we are here to stay. And to answer question, we feel fantastic. Cause screwing 2K is what we do best.

Venus: Yeah, in more way than one. *Snickers*

Miss April: *Mocking Laugh* Oh, you think that's funny do you? *Gets in Venus's face* WELL SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

Brooke Carter: Yeah, bitch!

*As ABC continue to bully Venus, 2K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz) run it and attack ABC from behind. The two team continue to brawl and fight with each other, until the Interim General Manager, Lucca, appears...*

Lucca: WHAT THE HELL?! *Looks around* GODDAMN IT! NOT YOU FOUR AGAIN! *Turns to Venus* VENUS! BREAK THEM UP NOW!

*Venus struggles with all four ladies, but eventually manages to break them up finally. But she obviously can't for long, as they continue to struggle to fight with each other. *

Venus: OH MY GOD! HELP ME!

Lucca: Shut up, Venus! And....AS YOU FOUR! *Turns to the four ladies* I AM SO SICK THIS CONSTANT ABC AND 2K ALWAYS-FIGHTING-WITH-EACH-OTHER BULLSHIT! But it's gonna END very soon, rather then later. It fact, it's gonna end at DESTINY! And how do I know that? Cause the losers of that match, will be force to DISBAND as a tag team.....FOREVER!

All four ladies: WHAT?!

Lucca: You heard me, FOREVER! Now break it up and save it for DESTINY!

*All four ladies now stop fighting and just glare at each other instead.*

Lucca: So good luck, ladies. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more important matters to deal with right now. *Leaves the scene*

Kei Akiyama: We'll see you two at DESTINY.

Kayla Sparkz: Yeah, payback is a bitch, ladies. *2K now leave the scene*

Venus: *Smiling* Looks like I won't have to deal with you two much longer. *Laughs*

ABC: SHUT UP!

*ABC now leave the scene as Venus just stands there.

MEANWHILE, AT SPARKLE HQ......*

Mr. Lu: Ladies, you both know how important this match at DESTINY is. RIGHT?!

Lady M's: Of course, we do.

Heather Mach: And we are with you, 100%.

Mr. Lu: NO! It's not just about me now. At DESTINY, you both fight for ALL OF SPARKLE. The future of this company could be riding on the outcome of this match. Everything we have fought for could be destroyed if the Skulls & Bones win this match. THAT'S how BIG this match is.

Lady M's & Heather Mach: We understand.

Mr. Lu: Good. Cause that is exactly why they made take that stupid vow of silence. They wanted you two beat the crap out of each other. Hell, they wanted you to KILL each other. But I stop it before it could be taken that far.

Lady M's & Heather Mach: *Nod their heads in agreement*

Mr. Lu: Now I hope this whole personal rivalry between you two is done and over with. Cause it needs to be for the SAKE OF SPARKLE and IT'S FUTURE!

Lady M's: Don't worry, Lu. I think me and Heather fought out our differences tonight. Is that right, Heather?

Heather Mach: *Nods head* Yeah, we did. Hell, I am still cut up and bruised from that match. You fight well, Tali.

Lady M's: *Turns to face Heather* You do too, Heather. My knee continues to remind me of that fact. FRIENDS AGAIN? *Extends hand to Heather*

Heather Mach: We are not friends, Tali. *Pushes M's hand away*

Lu: HEATHER?!

Heather Mach: *Smiles* We are FAMILY. And we always will be. And family's gotta HUG!

Lady M's: *Sighs* When you are, you are right.

*Lady M's and Heather Mach now embrace as Mr. Lu, can't help smile big. He now exclaims....*

Mr. Lu: YES! THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! United we STAND. Divided we FALL! *Extends hands to both ladies* ALL FOR ONE!

Heather Mach: *Extends hand on top of Lu's* ALL FOR ONE!

Lady M's: *Goes to extend hand, but hesitates* NO! ALL FOR SPARKLE! *Extends hand on top of Heather's and Lu's.*

Lady M's, Heather Mach, & Mr. Lu: FOR SPARKLE!

*The scene now closes out from there*

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Venus: Hi folk, Venus here....*Squees* You know what, FUCK IT! I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF ANYMORE! All I got to say right now is.....DESTINY! PPV! NEXT! *Squees Again*

SPARKLE DESTINY 2013
Theme Song: [url=6nSAIvshvPs]Young Guns - Bones[/url]
Summers Battle Zone
LIVE! only on PPV

1.) 1-on-2 Handicap Match: Taeler Hendrix VS The Rum Runners (Brandy Wine & Bloody Mary)
2.) Cat Power VS Cherry Bomb
3.) Melicious VS Crybaby
4.) "Losers Must Disband" Tag Match: ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) VS 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz)
5.) Valerie Del Torro VS Erica
6.) SPARKLE Twin Star Title Match: Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel)© VS The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet)
7.) SPARKLE Shining Star Title Match: Sunny Malibu© VS Tracy (w/ Tess)
8.) "Winner Take All" Tag Match: Heather Mach & Lady M's VS The Plumber & The Enforcer

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*The opening video package for SPARKLER DESTINY immediately begins to play....*

Narrator: Tonight, SPARKLE will face it's DESTINY! But is SPARKLE ready to? Cause a new enemy threatens to take it all away. And if they win, they will DESTROY everything SPARKLE has built!

*The Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club's path of destruction throughout SPARKLE is now shown.*

Narrator: Tonight, it is time to fight back. Tonight, it is time to make a stand against our enemies.

*Lady M's, Heather Mach, and Mr. Lu are now show putting their hands together in unison from Aftershock.*

Narrator: Tonight, it is ALL OR NOTHING! Tonight, it is WINNER TAKE ALL! Tonight, it is DESTINY!

*The opening pyro now goes off inside the sold-out SPARKLE Battle Zone as the main theme begins to play....*

*The show's action now kicks off with the SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, Bad Vibrations (Rayne and Ariel) taking on the winners of the Top Contenders Elimination Series, The Beautiful People (Angel and Velvet) for the titles.*

1.) Bad Vibrations and The Beautiful People had a pretty heated rivalry, due to the fact Rayne is former third member of The Beautiful People. Angel and Velvet isolated Rayne from her partner, looking to teach her a lesson. Eventually Rayne was able to fight back and tag in the bigger Ariel. Bad Vibrations then isolated Velvet and took over. Velvet fought back and nailed both Rayne and Ariel with repeated clotheslines. Velvet then went for the In Yo Face (Sitout Pedigree) on Ariel, but Rayne nailed her in the face with one of half of the title belts. The referee immediately called for the bell as a result.

*Rayne then nailed Angel with the belt as well, as Ariel held her up for the cheap shot. The two then posed over fallen Beautiful People.*

Venus: Hi folks, Venus here with Taeler Hendrix.

Taeler Hendrix: And I am glad to be here at DESTINY too.

Venus: Speaking of which, your match with BOTH Rum Runners is coming up next. How do you feel about the 2-on-1 odds?

Taeler Hendrix: I feel good enough. I don't care what happens tonight. Cause win or lose, I am gonna teach those no-good scurvy bitches a lesson. And that's all that matters to me.

Rayne: And that's typical of a LOSER like yourself, Taeler. Now why don't you go out of here and go do what you do best!

Taeler Hendrix: FINE! But before I go....I just wanna say one thing. You two already LOST your match. I haven't lost mine yet. And right now, I feel like doing something you couldn't do.....WIN!

Ariel: *Mocking laughs* That's real funny too.

Taeler Hendrix: Yeah, I bet it is. I'm outta here. *Leaves the scene*

Rayne: Yeah, get outta here, you LOSER!

Venus: You just lost your match too.

Rayne: SHUT UP! We didn't lose. We are STILL have THESE! *Holds up the SPARKLE Twin Star title belts*

Venus: You still lost tonight.

Ariel: SHUT UP! They weren't gonna beat us anyways.

Rayne: Exactly.

Venus: I could of sworn it look like they might have to me. Must have been watching a different match on a different PPV called DESTINY.

Rayne: Venus, you know the hole in your ugly face?

Venus: You mean my mouth?

Rayne: YES! NOW SHUT IT!

Venus: *Groans* Why do I even bother talking to you two?

Rayne: I was gonna ask you the same question. In fact......SCREW THIS! We don't have to take any this from you. WE ARE STILL THE SPARKLE TWIN STAR CHAMPIONS! *Shows off the belts again* And this night of DESTINY is still young. Come on, Ariel, let's go celebrate.

Ariel: Right behind ya, Rayne. *Bad Vibrations now leave the scene*

Venus: You still lost the match tonight, you stupid bitches.

*The scene now closes out from there*

2.) Taeler Hendrix took on both Rum Runners (Brandy Wine and Bloody Mary) in a handicap match tonight. Taeler did surprisingly well too. She managed to hold her own, until the number finally caught up to her. Brandy Wine and Bloody Mary proceeded to pound Taeler into near oblivion and looked to end it, when Bloody Mary accidentally nailed Brandy Wine with a running big boot that sent her to outside. Taeler Hendrix then caught Bloody Mary with the Chick Kick (Roundhouse kick to the head) just like she did on MAX! Taeler then pinned her for the upset victory.

*Taeler Hendrix now celebrates her victory in the ring as both Rum Runners are still down and out. Big upset victory for Taeler Hendrix tonight.

3.) Cat Power took on Cherry Bomb in the third match of the night. This was a faced paced contest too. Cat Power set up Cherry Bomb in the corner and went for the running boot in the corner, but Cherry Bomb dove out of the way. This caused Cat Power to hurt in leg on the top rope instead. Cherry Bomb capitalized by chopblocking the same leg. Cherry Bomb then locked Cat Power in a Half Crab, as well. Cat Power fought back to her feet on one leg and nails Cherry Bomb with an enzugiri. Cat Power now measures Cherry Bomb for the Feliner (Paydirt). Cat Power goes for it, but Cherry Bomb nails with a dropkick in mid-move! Cherry Bomb now sets up for measure Cat Power as well. Cherry Bomb goes for the BSE (Best Superkick Ever), but Cat Power ducks it! Cat Power now rolls Cherry Bomb up with the Cat's Cradle (High-speed small package) out of nowhere and gets victory!

*Cat Power immediately rolls to outside of the ring and celebrates her victory as Cherry Bomb is still upset in the ring. The ref tries to calm Cherry Bomb down, who has none of it and lays him out with the BSE instead. Cherry Bomb nows leaves the ring with the ref still out cold inside it.*

Melicious: THIS is it, Crybaby. Tonight is you face your DESTINY with ME! And don't think for a second that just because you are my kid sister, that I am not gonna hold anything back. YOU ARE WRONG! Cause you may be my kid sister, but you are still a jealous snot-nosed little brat! A jealous snot-nosed little brat who needs to be taught a lesson in RESPECT! And tonight, I am gonna teach you that lesson, SISTER-TO-SISTER!

*Melicious now leaves for the match with her kid sister as the scene closers out from there*

4.) Melicious and Crybaby didn't have much a match. It was more like a fight. A fight between sisters. Melicious had the advantage through most of it, but Crybaby refused to stay down. And the more she fought back, the more it frustrated Melicious. Melicious slammed hard Crybaby repeatedly on the mat. Melicious then went up to the top rope measured her. Melicious nails Crybaby with the flying dropkick to the front and then follows it up with one from behind! Crybaby still kicks out. Melicious then set up for the Roller Drive (Overdrive) but Crybaby escapes out of it and goes for the Roller Jam (Unprettier/Killswitch). But Melicious shoves her off and right into the referee. The referee is now down and out. Crybaby uses the moment to pull a steel chain out of her shoe and wrap it around her fist, as she lays on the mat. Melicious goes to pick her sister up and gets nails in the face with the chain! Crybaby now hides the chain in her clothes and goes for the cover. The ref eventually crawl over and counts a long 2.9 count! Crybaby yells out in anger that she could not beat her sister. Crybaby goes for the Roller Jam again, but Melicious manages to reverse it into a roll-up for a 2.9 count! Crybaby charges Melicious, who kicks her in the midsection instead. Melicious now nails her with the Roller Drive for the victory!

*After the match, Melicious helps Crybaby to her feet and two sisters stare at each other for a few moments. Melicious extends her hand to Crybaby and tells her to basically do the right thing. Crybaby refuses though, swatting her sister's hand away in anger. Crybaby then leaves the ring by herself and Melicious just stands there, shaking her head in disgust. This situation is still not over it seems.*

5.) ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter) took on their hated rivals 2K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz) for the last time, as the losing team must disband FOREVER. With so much on the line, both team held nothing back. Kei Akiyama managed to nail Miss April with the Exploder, but like some many times before, Brooke Carter made the save! Kayla Sparkz went for the Sparkling Magic (Set-Up Enzugiri) but Brooke Carter ducked and she nailed Kei instead! Brooke then took out Kayla with the Blonde Blowout (Lung Blower) as Miss April measured Kei. Miss April then nailed Kei Akiyama with the Face Breaking Finish (Skull Crushing Finale) for the victory!

*ABC now celebrate their victory on the outside as Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz just stare at other in disbelief. 2K is now done for good in SPARKLE. Kei now takes the mic and tells Kayla....*

Kei Akiyama: Listen Kayla, I am so sorry about tonight. I let us both down. I couldn't get the job done.

Kayla Sparkz: Don't blame yourself, Kei. We failed as a tag team. We did our best and it wasn't good enough tonight.

Kei Akiyama: It wasn't good enough, because my head wasn't in the game. But maybe it is for the best. Cause I have to admit alot of other things have been on my mind lately.

Kayla Sparkz: Oh.....

Kei Akiyama: Yeah. So right now in front of everybody watching, I am gonna announce that I will be leaving SPARKLE and women's wrestling.

Kayla Sparkz: WHAT?!

Kei Akiyama: Kayla, you've been the best partner I could have asked for. As I said before, this is for the best....FOR BOTH OF US! You need to move on in your wrestling career without me.

Kayla Sparkz: Okay. Then what about you?

Kei Akiyama: As for me.....I am gonna move on with my music career. In fact, I have a new world tour beginning in Edo shortly. So I will still be making entertainment headlines. Just not in SPARKLE anymore. But don't worry, this isn't good bye forever. This is just goodbye.....for now.

*Kei Akiyama now drops the mic on the mat and exits the ring, leaving a stunned Kayla Sparkz standing by herself.

Backstage, Erica was standing by with......*

Erica: MIA?!

Mia: That's me.

Erica: So what do you want? Or should I say what do your *Looks around* skull-faced friends want?

Mia: Relax, we come in peace. We just want to talk.

Erica: TALK?! You wanna talk with ME?!

Mia: Yes. Cause here's the thing, Erica. We don't hate you at all. In fact, we like you. We like you ALOT.

Erica: Go on.

Mia: And we think YOU are the perfect candidate for membership into The Club.

Erica: Is that so?

Mia: Oh, it is. Cause here's the thing, Erica. You're a bitch just like us.

Erica: WROOOONG! I am not just a bitch. I am the HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE!

Mia: And THAT'S exactly why we want you. You know what works and you know what does not. You can see SPARKLE falling apart at the seams.

Erica: You might be too. IF you lose that match tonight.

Mia: WE WON'T!

Erica: *Laughs* I know that. I'm just fucking with you, Mia.

Mia: *Mocking laugh* Of course, you are. Just think about what I said and The Club's offer.

Erica: I will, I will.

Mia: Excellent. Good luck tonight too. We will be watching VERY closely too. *Leaves the scene*

Erica: Yeah. I bet you will be.

*Erica now leaves for her match with Valerie Del Toro as the scene closes from there*

6.) Erica took on Valerie Del Toro in a pretty even match up. Valerie Del Toro worked over Erica's arm, looking to set up for the cross armbreaker. She eventually went for El Dorado (Jumping Armbar Takedown) but Erica managed to block it and went for the KFO (Diamond Cutter). Valerie Del Toro blocked that as well and shoved her off right into the referee. Valerie then kicked the staggered Erica in the midsection and nailed her with the El Martinette (Jumping Piledriver). Valerie now covers, but no referee to make the count. Valerie goes to revive the referee, but that's when The Messenger ran into the ring from the crowd. The Messenger now smashes Valerie Del Toro from behind with the lead pipe, knocking her out cold. The Messenger now pulls Erica on top of Valerie and quickly exits the ring. The referee now counts the pinfall, giving the victory to Erica.

*Erica now celebrates the victory until she see the replay of what happened on the tron. Erica is at first angered by what happened. She then sees Valerie Del Toro still laid out in the ring. Erica now smiles as she shrugs her shoulders and leaves the ring. Will Erica join the Skulls & Bones? Only time will tell at this point.

It was now time for the SPARKLE Shining Star title match with the Champion, Sunny Malibu, defending against the former champion, Tracy. A nice video package is shown, hyping the match up one last time*

7.) Sunny Malibu and Tracy fought each other in a battle that was dead even. Tracy eventually took control with help from mother, Tess, at ringside. Sunny Malibu refused go down without a fight though, showing the heart of a true champion. Tracy set up for the Tik-Tak (Zig-Zag), looking to end it. But Sunny Malibu blocked it, and threw Tracy off instead. Sunny Malibu then made a comeback, knocking Tracy down with repeated dropkicks to the head and chest. Sunny Malibu then nails Tracy with a Tik-Tak of her own! Sunny now signaled for the end and goes to the top rope for the Tidal Wave (Superfly style Flying Splash). Tess grabs her leg, distracting her though. Sunny now fights with Tess and eventually kicks her off and to the floor from the apron. But this distraction was enough, as Tracy now fights with Sunny on the top rope. Tracy now nails Sunny with a top rope frankensteiner! Both are now out and the ref begins a 10 count. Both ladies managed to get to their feet, but Tess also hands the title belt to Tracy in the process. Tess now distracts the ref and Tracy measures Sunny for the belt shot. But Sunny dropkicks the belts back into Tracy's face instead! Sunny now covers, but Tracy kicks out at 2.9! Sunny now slams Tracy on top of the belt and goes to the top rope again for the Tidal Wave. Sunny goes for it, but Tracy rolls out of the way and Sunny lands on belt instead! Tracy capitalizes on this by nailing her with the Perfect 10 (Lionsault). The referee now counts 1....2....3! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

*Tracy is now the new SPARKLE Shining Star Champion for a record setting THIRD TIME! But give the assist to the title belt coming into play. Without it, Tracy may not have be the champion right now.*

*The "Winner Take All" Tag Match for the future of SPARKLE and the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club was now next in the main event of DESTINY. A nice video package was then shown, hyping the match and all that has lead to this point.....*

8.) Lady M's and Heather Mach now come down to the ring, looking ready to go to war to defend SPARKLE from the Skulls & Bones. Speaking of the skull-faced devils themselves, The Plumber and The Enforcer then came out onto the stage along with The Hood. They now now hands with The Hood and begin to walk down to the ring. Lady M's and Heather Mach don't wait for that and meet them on the ramp. All four ladies now begin brawl all around ringside. Lady M's slams the head of The Plumber off the announcer's table as Heather and The Enforcer square off in the ring. Heather Mach holds her ground for a while, until the Enforcer catches with her with a tilt-a-whirl side slam. The two skull-faced thugs now isolate Heather and work over her injured back. Heather fights backs and ducks a double clothesline attempt. She now catches both with a crossbody block! Heather now crawls and makes the hot tag to Lady M's. Lady M's now cleans house of both The Plumber and The Enforcer. Lady M's now tells Heather that it's time to finish off the Skull & Bones for good. Heather nods her head and they both bring a table into the ring, as a result. And given there must be winner tonight, the ref lets it go. No cheap victories by DQ or countount in this match. Heather now rolls The Plumber back into the ring, as she holds off The Enforcer. Lady M's now motions it's time to end this and put The Plumber through the table. Lady M's puts The Plumber on the top rope, for a superplex through the table. But that's when a third member of the Skulls & Bones called The Sergeant, nails Lady M's from behind in the back of her injured knee with the lead pipe! The Enforcer, meanwhile manages to toss Heather into the steps and lay her out. The Sergeant now grabs in the injured Lady M's from behind and powerbombs her through the table! The Plumber now hops down off the top rope and covers her. The ref then reluctantly makes the three count! THE SKULLS & BONES WIN!

*After the match, The Hood and Mia join the other three members of the Skulls & Bones in the ring. All five of them now begin stomp and kicks the injured Lady M's, as she lays helpless on the mat. Heather Mach tries to make the save, but is overwhelmed as well. Mr. Lu now walks onto the stage and slowly down to the ring. Mr. Lu knows he is outnumbered right now and wisely stops at the bottom on the ramp. He now motions to the back instead. The crowd now erupts with cheers as NIKKI ROXX walks out and down to the ring. The Skulls & Bones broke her arm last month at MELTDOWN too. Now she is looking for some payback tonight. Nikki Roxx and Mr. Lu look at each, nod in agreement, then charge into the ring. They, along with Heather Mach, clean house of the Skulls & Bones as the injured Lady M's looks on from the corner. The Sergeant is now the only one left in the ring with all four ladies, and she is gonna pay for her Club's sins. Roxx, Lu, and Heather now hammer The Sergeant between them like a ping pong ball with punches. Nikki Roxx then finishes her off with the Barbie Crusher (Voodoo Drop)! Mr. Lu now motions that he is gonna unmask this member of the Skulls & Bones. Lady M's tells Lu to do it as Heather and Roxx pick up The Sergeant and hold her by the arms from behind. Mr. Lu now removes the mask to reveal......*

*ALISSA FLASH! Alissa Flash is back in SPARKLE as a member of the Skulls & Bones Motorcycle Club. All four ladies now in stunned shock in the ring. Alissa Flash now continues smile and yell at them....*

Alissa Flash: IT WAS ME! LOOK AROUND YOU! ALL THESE IDIOTS IN HERE AND IT WAS ALWAYS ME! SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE! *Laughs Maniacally*

*Alissa Flash now quickly leaves the ring and joins the rest of her fellow Skulls & Bones on the stage as the show fades to a close from there*

SPARKLE DESTINY 2013
Summers Battle Zone
LIVE! only on PPV

1.) SPARKLE Twin Star Title Match: The Beautiful People (Angel & Velvet) beat Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel)© by DQ.
2.) 1-on-2 Handicap Match: Taeler Hendrix beat The Rum Runners (Brandy Wine & Bloody Mary) when she pinned Bloody Mary with the Chick Kick.
3.) Cat Power beat Cherry Bomb with the Cat's Cradle.
4.) Melicious beat Crybaby with the Roller Drive.
5.) "Losers Must Disband" Tag Match: ABC (Miss April & Brooke Carter) beat 2K (Kei Akiyama & Kayla Sparkz) when Miss April pinned Kei Akiyama with the Face Breaking Finish.
6.) Erica beat Valerie Del Toro by pinfall
7.) SPARKLE Shining Star Title Match: Tracy beat Sunny Malibu© with the Perfect 10 to become the NEW Champion!
8.) "Winner Take All" Tag Match: The Plumber & The Enforcer beat Heather Mach & Lady M's when The Plumber pinned Lady M's.

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Havok has arrived, and the Sengoku Invasion of Edo has begun! A packed crowd at the new "Havok Hall" in the Kaga Region will play host to the opening salvo of Havok's participation in the territory wars in the land of the rising sun. The show opened with Havok Interim Boss Tack Angel, Hailey Havok, and Nosan coming to the ring to welcome the viewers in the Hall, and those watching for the first time on Edo's Shogun TV!, which is simulcasting Havok events in Edo.

Tack Angel: What is up Renegades?

Hailey Havok: Better.

Nosan: Renegeizu wa,-dōshita no?!

Tack Angel: I'm Tack Angel, this is Hailey Havok, the voice of the Renegades, and this is Nosan....wrestler....janitor.....and apparently translator. You wear many hats.

Nosan: No, this is my real hair believe it or not. Is that a "hair raising" discovery for you?

Tack Angel: ......So anyways, I'm not sure what to really say here. We're here to thrill you and escalate pro wrestling, and you won't see anything like the Havok style anywhere else.

Nosan: Tonikakudakara, watashi wa hontōni koko de iu koto ka wakaranai. Watashitachi wa anata o suriru to puroresu o esukarēto suru tame ni koko ni iru, anata ga doko ka hoka no Haboku no sutairu no yō ni nani mo hyōji sa remasen.

Tack Angel: Uh....yeah...I'm sure that's all right. Ya know, I know a bit of Edoese myself.

Nosan: Oh yeah?

Tack Angel: I watch a lot of educational programming on the subject.

Hailey Havok: Card Battle Animes don't count as educational programming Tack.

Tack Angel: Hey! I don't JUST watch those! Anyways, the Sengoku Invasion has begun, and we're going to-

Subculture: Tack, I need that mic.

Tack Angel: Subculture? What are you-

Subculture: I have something I want to say.

Tack Angel: Something to our Edo fans? That's good, cause I'm at a loss for words really and-

Subculture: No, this is just for you Little Mac.

Tack Angel: Oh dear.

Subculture: In Threed you fucked me over. Now, I fuck you back, and I fuck harder.

Hailey Havok: Glad, we're not taking that out of context or anything.

Tack Angel: ...How colorful. Well...they don't mind the profanity as much in Edo....so...get your fill I suppose....though I'm not the biggest fan. We don't have to bleep that here do we? Well anyways, I hope you all enjoy the show cause Havok has invaded and we're not going anywhere.....unless....unless you know you ask us really nicely....cause we wouldn't want to bother anyone and-

Hailey Havok: GET HYPE RENEGADES! See, that's all you have to say.

Tack Angel: Yes...yes of course.

The opening match of the Sengoku Invasion saw newcomer Villager take on Nosan and the Zombified Lukie in a fun 3-Way encounter. The vibe was 2 Spooky for Nosan, but Villager has no issues tangling with the Zombie of Lukie, who retained his wrestling ability, but suffered from a slowdown that is sure to happen what with undeath and all. Villager tried to never took the smile off his face, and gave a creepy wink to Nosan as he rolled up Lukie for the pin. Villager is now 2-0 in Havok, and Nosan is 0-2 in keeping his pants dry.

The Havok Rangers came out to a big reception, as Sentai is very over in Edo. They would be defending the brand once again against the threat of Volt, but Dr. Ashura would be throwing them an unexpected curve ball this time around.

The Cyber Bushin, products of Dr. Ashura and Volt technology, were three brain beasts with the same skills and speed as the evil doctor, and routed Havok Ranger for the first time since the conflict started, with Bushin Red hitting the Ashura Cutter on Andonuts, handing Havok Ranger their first big loss against Volt. However, before the situation could escalate, they managed to divert the fighting away from the ring so the show could continue. I for one would be more concerned about the evil scientists and their plans of world domination, but what do I know?

Jackson Kain has has a chip on his shoulder, not just because with the Hero of Earth, Mr. Satan....he beat Cell you know...no, it's because the Edo Cinema scene has snubbed the action movie star, and he was not pleased to be here. He did however use the tricks of Kabuki Theater to once again confuse his opponent into defeat. Using the shadowy Kuroki, cloaked people in the background that are not meant to be paid attention to during Kabuki shows, Kain launched himself at LG Rod with an impossible to perform on his own Shadow Kick, and pinned him with the Kuroki's assistance. The Ref allowed it, as he pretended not to see the Kuroki as per tradition.

In a 3-Team battle, the Tag Champions AkiKyo faced off with the Reality Gangsters, and the Blunderbuss Gang. Excellent match up, but the recurring lack of teamwork that Akinan wished to have with Kyo kept them out of the finish, as DZ submitted the pirate Bart with the STF for the win, and the possibility of the Reality Gangsters becoming the new #1 Contenders.

The match of the night was a crazy six man battle for Ishihiro Tomo's Television Title. The TV Champ got a hero's welcome back home in the Kaga Region, where Tomo was born and raised. He had the crowd, the energy, and DAT HEART. Of course it was still anyone's match, as the champ didn't even need to be pinned to lose the belt, but Tomo prevailed with a Brainbuster and a pin on former champ Cherub Kid just seconds before Anwin could hit his Based Splash on Blunderbuss and attempt a pin himself. Big defense for the fast rising Tomo. DAT HEART!

The semi main would see a highly anticipated grudge match between Little Mac and Subculture. Subbie had found himself betrayed by Egotrip, but counted on Little Mac to have his back. In a match between Subculture and Dougie Mach that didn't turn out to be the case, as Little Mac once again showed that no one can trust the green legend. Subculture was fuming and ready for this encounter, but Little Mac looked less than enthused to be there. As Dougie Mach watched on gleefully Subculture went to work on Little Mac, but it became clear that Mac wasn't fighting back. He wouldn't even look Subculture in the eyes, which made him even madder. He pushed Mac and dared him to throw a punch, but the veteran never lifted a finger. An emotional Subbie was ready to just drop Mac with the Counter Culture, but pushed him away and turned his back to prompt Mac to attack. Instead, Mac walked out on the match and gave Subculture the count out victory, but not the satisfaction or closure. What was going on in the mind of Little Mac?

The big main event saw the Unbreakables redubbed the "Macho Clan" for the Sengoku Invasion taking on the Egotrip in 6-Man action. A fantastic clash, with the Havok World Champion Trevor Mach getting in the ring once again with his cousin Dougie Mach, but the match wasn't what would be making headlines in the papers the next day, it's what stopped the match. Stuart appeared on the scene and watched the match closely. That's when the new aces of Nobunaga Pro, Ranmaru and Mitsuhide also appeared. Both Trevor and Dougie turned their attentions to Stuart and demanded he get in the ring. It looked like they would join forces to unite against Nobunaga, but suddenly Dougie turned on Trevor, laying him out with his own belt. Ranmaru and Mitsuhide hit the ring and attack Grind, while Troy joined Dougie in siding with Stuart and laying out Larmore. Fighter Daron looked confused, and we soon found out why, as Dougie and Troy beat on him too, and tossed him out of the ring. That's when Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny appeared! The Edo natives looked to be here to make the save, but they too assisted in the beat down, with Eivion taking out Daron, while Green Destiny attacked Hippie and tossed down the "Macho Clan" Banner. Tack tried to talk to his Brother in Law, but to no avail. Nobunaga Pro was declaring war on Havok, and looking to claim the territory. All the while two familiar faces watched on from the stage....Sal Paradise and Jamie OD.

Havok Sengoku Invasion: Kaosu TV!
Kaga Havok Hall, Kaga Region
The EBW Network/Shogun TV!

1. 3-Way: Villager beat Nosan and Zombie Lukie[x] via Roll Up -> Pin
2. 6-Person Tag: Cyber Bushin Red[o]/Cyber Bushin Blue/Cyber Purple beat Doctor Degrees/Jeff Andonuts[x]/Megumi via Ashura Cutter -> Pin
3. Singles: Jackson Kain beat LG Rod via Kuroki Shadow Kick -> Pin
4. 3-Team Non-Title Tag: DZ[o]/Ditch beat Akinan/Kyo and Bart[x]/Rockjaw via STF -> Submission
5. Havok Television Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) beat Anwin, Cherub Kid[x], Captain Blunderbuss, Randy no Kachi, and Olly Oliver via Brainbuster -> Pin -> 3rd Defense
6. Singles: Subculture beat Little Mac via Count Out
7. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Grind/Larmore vs. Dougie Mach/Troy/Fighter Daron ended in a No Contest

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Hailey Havok: Holy plot twist! It looks like Dougie Mach and Troy have abandoned Havok and their group Egotrip, to side with Stuart and Nobunaga Pro! The only problem is that they are under Havok contract, so what does this all mean? Luckily, an impromptu meeting was held outside of Kaga Hall following Kaosu TV! where we would get some answers.

Tack Angel: Oh, hello everyone!

Trevor Mach: ....You mind telling me what the hell that was all about?

Tack Angel: Well it appears that Stuart invaded Kaga Hall and beat you all something fierce.

Trevor Mach: ....That's the part we already know. Tell us something new TACK! You know what I'm talking about! Dougie and Troy! Hell, how about Sal Paradise and Jamie OD!

Tack Angel: They were there?

Trevor Mach: YEAH! Standing there watching! They didn't help us or them, want to know where they stand, but more than that I want to drop Dougie on his ass! Are he and Troy done with Havok or not?

Tack Angel: Yes.......well no.....kind of?

Trevor Mach: ....Elaboration?

Tack Angel: They are under contract to us, but they seem to be in league with Stuart. I can't just fire them, and I can't reach Ryan IQ to figure out what to do with their contracts, so they can still appear and compete with Havok as Renegades. I can't stop them.

Larmore: What kind of fucking boss are you? You can sure as fuck book me in a match with Troy! Fucker broke my Sake jug....I got a lot more....but it was my favorite.....dammit.

Tack Angel: I was worried this might happen. Stuart is making moves all across Edo, and it looks like he is going to target us after all. He wants us gone, and he wants to hold the monopoly on Edo and-

Trevor Mach: Monopoly?! You think this is a game brah!?

Tack Angel: No, I meant-

Trevor Mach: Stuart's in for a rude awakening, cause it's not the Oda Group that's going to be running wrestling in Edo, it's the Macho Clan! The Havok World Champion and the best in Havok are going to run over him and his boys!

Tack Angel: Well maybe we shouldn't be so hasty and-

Trevor Mach: Too late! Doing it! You go ahead and play moderator Tack, cause it's war bitches! GET HYPE!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Yes of course, war, bitches, hype.

Akinan: So...what did you want to see us for?

Tack Angel: Oh, hello AkiKyo!

Akinan: Let's not use that name beca-

Tack Angel: I wanted to see you AkiKyo because you are the Tag Team Champions, and I have made a decision that involves you. It's good news for Havok, as I have managed to keep the Reality Gangsters contracted to us. That's right, DZ and Ditch are Renegades....4 li-no....FIVE LIFE! HAHA!

Kyo: .....

Akinan: .....How is that good news? Why should I care?

Tack Angel: Well the good news, is that I agreed to give the Reality Gangsters a title match against you guys next week. Isn't that great?!

Kyo: ...Tack no BAKA!

Tack Angel: Eh? I thought you guys would like to hear about the competition and-

Akinan: Kyo?

Kyo: Yes Aki-kun?

Akinan: ...Don't call me that...Kyo....get him.

Tack Angel: WHAAAAAAAA!

Nosan: Wait! You guys....you need to see this! Dougie...he's online! He just posted this. Might want to check it out.

Dougie Mach: Konichiwa Edo. The Chaos King here with a message for Havok....with a message for Tack Angel....a message for Trevor. The King has joined with Nobunaga Pro.....Oda Group....Stuart...because it's time I was given the due I deserve, not just by all of you, but by the whole world, and what better way to get the attention of the world then to conquer Edo, one wrestling territory at a time. The promise of money and power were one thing, but the chance to immortalize my name with the anarchy I can cause, that was the icing on the cake. That was enough to sell my soul, if I ever had one to begin with. Years ago....Victory Explosion 2....no one likes to talk about it. No one likes to admit they remember. No one will look me in the eyes whenever its brought up. You think I don't know? I know. I remember.....I remember everything. I was Giygas....until Trevor and Ness threw me hundreds of feet to the ground, and chased the presence out....but in many ways....the presence never left, and I've waited for chance like this. Not just to beat you guys....but to make war with you. I am declaring WAR on Havok, in the name of Nobunaga Pro....the Oda Group....Stuart....but most of all....the fucking King of the World!

Hailey Havok: In the days following Kaosu TV!, Nobunaga Pro made another move, this time against Big Edo Pro Wrestling. In the ensuing Sengoku Rules battle, Pro Wrestling NOWA swooped in to make a claim to an island chain held by Nobunaga Pro, but Stuart claimed a much bigger prize in the Owarai region. Big Edo's Ace Ryuji Saito was personally brought forth to Stuart as an act of humiliation.

Ryuji Saito: Anata ga watashi o koko ni chūmon suru koto ga dekiru to omoimasu ka?

Stuart: Saito, I can do whatever I want. You know who I work with, and they are the same people that let people like you do business, but now I'm cutting into your business. You know how this works, your brand of Ultra Violence has no place in the Owarai Region anymore. Nobunaga Pro will take over your bookings and venues. If you want to hold onto Sinnoh a little longer, then I would suggest you don't make this an issue.

Ryuji Saito: Watashi wa chiiki no tame ni saisen ni anata ni chōsen. Watashi wa anata ni subete no shukketsu o shimasu.

Stuart: Why fight a losing battle, when you can be of use to me. If you want Owarai back, then I want you to go after the Kaga Region. Take it, and we'll trade.

Ryuji Saito: .......

Big Edo Pro Wrestling
Bloody Brick Arena, Owarai
Shogun TV!

1. Sengoku Rules 2/3 Falls 8-Man Tag: Mori Ranmaru/Akechi Mitsuhide/Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny beat Ryuji Saito/Koba Abdullah/Dai Morimoto/Dan Kansai
-Green Destiny beat Dai Morimoto via Emerald Frosion -> Pin
-Mori Ranmaru beat Dan Kansai via Sengoku Snapmare Driver -> Pin

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