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Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:00 am

Hailey Havok: This is it Renegades! The end of the year is finally upon us! 2014 was just another obstacle in the way of 2015 anyways, we all know that. I won't be missing it for a second, but before I go and get my flying car and drive to the Hologram Cinema to see JAWS 9, I'll be with all of you in Onett for Last Clash 2014. The card is set, and it will open with the upcoming Rise of the Renegades teams clashing in Mixed Tag action. That's right, the rookies will get their start in the ring before Rise of the Renegades even officially kicks off. They've been working behind the scenes a little bit in preparation, but we'll get a good chance to see where they stand in this match. Everything else is what's been building in the last few weeks, with Lady Renegades Champion Lady M's and Alyssa Flash serving as the main event, the final match of 2014. Don't miss this epic night, which will probably have a half assed and short recap because of time constraints just like every other year. Yeah.

Officially Unofficial Last Clash 2014 Theme:

Havok: Last Clash 2014
Onett Battle Dome, Onett
Havok Battle Network

1. Rise of the Renegades Inaugural Mixed Tag: Kinniku Mike/Erik Stone/Gilgamesh/Sunny Malibu/Aisha vs. Akinan/Rhythm Wrestler/Manjimortal/Kaie/Kat Prowler
2. Havok Trios Championship: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega
3. Singles: Grind vs. Hood
4. Singles: Kiva vs. Void
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy vs. Erica
6. Havok World #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Amigo
7. Havok World Championship: Kishin Kid(c) vs. Trevor Mach
8. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Lady M's(c) vs. Alyssa Flash

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Officially Unofficial Last Clash 2014 Theme:

The end of the year is upon us. Like always, the wrestling tradition continues with a year end event coming to the burg of Onett. Now, as we all know Onett has been less than favorable about wrestling since the....EBW "incident". Honestly, I'm not sure who in Onett keeps renting out the renovated Battle Dome to us, but amongst a sea of protestors and low attendance, Last Clash 2014 closed out a hell of a year. A year that wasn't 2015, but that hardly matters now cause it's over. This is Last Clash 2014!

The opening match saw the cast of the upcoming Rise of the Renegades compete in a big mixed tag. The green rookies did the bidding of their coaches Kinniku Mike and Akinan, who spent most of the match bickering about Mike's tits. This was a showcase for the young talent, but the young talent are still lacking the talent for the most part. The stoic warrior Kaie was the one who impressed the most, straight up kicking Erik Stone between the legs while the ref was busy trying to escape Gilgamesh, who was demanding to know where Bartz was. Kaie forced Aisha to tag in and hit battered the wannabe idol and wrestling star, finishing her with the Kaie Crusher for the pin. Team Akinan scores the win, but this is just the beginning, as Rise of the Renegade premieres in 2015, along with hoverboards we all hope.....we all DEMAND!

The Havok World Tag Team Champions Brothers X and Camilo Ortega challenged the Heel Besties for the Trios Championships in the next match. An exciting match up that saw Camilo and Arremer make amends to work as a well oiled machine along with the multiple time World Champion Firebrand. The Heel Besties continue to make waves, especially after joining the independently contracted Gouji Guys, and another big win would be had tonight. A heckling Anwin caught Arremer X's attention long enough for Rod to hit the Leg Drop Bulldog and score the quick 1-2-3. A big win for the Trios Champions, who immediately challenged the Brothers X for the Havok World Tag Team Championships in 2015. Anwin laughed as he ran away from a pursuing Camilo Ortega.

The Undeth group has been taking apart the Lucha Renegades of Havok, but Grind and Kiva have not yet given up. Grind took on the street brawler Hood in Singles competition first. With Kiva running defense on the outside, Grind managed to finally turn the tide after hitting the Sring Buraido on Hood to get the pin. Kiva was looking to do the same against the Undeth leader Void. The demented leader has shown immense skill and a high tolerance for punishment, taking the best that Kiva could handle. Kiva also seemed to shock Void with his ability to kick out of the Chaos Theory finisher that's even taken out Rey Dorado. He tried setting up Kiva for another one before Kiva escaped and took Void to the mat. As he went up for the Kiva Dive, Killing Joke and Hazard rushed the ring and went on the attack, leading to the DQ. Grind ran out to make the save and helped Kiva clear the ring. The two surviving Lucha Renegades fought off the advance of Undeth, giving them hope in 2015.

Tracy has joined with Lady Renegades Champion Lady M's to create the strongest power couple in women's wrestling, abandoning her old allies in the process, the women who got her where she was and helped her as champion. Erica was less that pleased about the screw job leading to one of the better matches of the evening. Erica was out for blood, but Tracy managed to sneak a shot with the barbed wire bat to then hit the TikTak and score the 1-2-3. Tracy ends 2014 a winner, while her old associates will have to continue to plot revenge.

Sal Paradise and Amigo engaged in an athletic battle that looked to trump their Rumble City war, all in an effort to be next in line for the Havok World Championship shot. An amazing effort from both men was cut shot however, when Noah Jennings, Dogma Mask, and Poison Jam rushed to the ring to attack both me. Noah citing that if anyone should get a title shot, it should be him, making sure that the title stays with the Gouji Guys where it belongs. Another potential S-Rank +++ 103% on Super Hard Mode match ruined by the Gouji Guys.

The semi-main event of the match would see a big blood rivalry continue, as the 87's betrayer, former Television Champion, and current Havok World Champion Kishin Kid taken on Trevor Mach, with the big belt on the line. Mach has had his whole world come apart, and it showed in his angry expression and for once, no nonsense approach when the bell rang. A heated blood feud that got more intense as the match continued on. Kishin was targeting the knees and trying to take away Mach's big moves, but the tried and true headbutt left Kishin open to the knees in the clinch and the Trevorplex late in the match. Trevor trashed around the ring in intense fashion as he lined up for the Macha Ye, but suddenly, Trevor's long time friend turned fellow betrayer Ishihiro Tomo rushed into the ring to blind side him with a side suplex. The Gouji Guys ruining another match outcome, with Kishin keeping the title even though Trevor scored the DQ win. Retro Hippie stepped up for the dwindling 87's, running into the ring with chair in hand. Though Tomo scared him out of the ring, he did managed to get the chair to Trevor, who cleared Tomo-kun out of the ring. A bloody and broken Trevor stared at the downed Kishin Kid. Wishing to leave another bloody painful message, Mach placed the chair behind his head before delivering a big Macha Ye. The Champ had to be carried out by Gouji and Tomo as Mach slumped into the corner of the ring, staring off, probably wondering how the hell 2014 could the way it has.

The main event would see the Lady Renegades end 2014 with a bang, as Lady Renegades Champion Lady M's put the belt on the line against the Rumble City Bad Ass Rumble winner Alyssa Flash. The first woman to win the match decided to use her Havok World Championship shot on M's instead, leading to a re-ignition of the rivalry that defined SPARKLE. M's came out with a new look, sporting a mohawk and more piercings than a tackle box. Flash wasted no time in going after M's, but unlike previous encounters, M's didn't come alone for this match, with Tracy trying to get involved whenever she could. A big difference in the match with Flash getting the support while M's was getting booed for the first time in her career. Even without Tracy, M's would have kept Flash on her toes, as the two know so much about each other. This was put to the test, as referee Mo did the smart thing and ejected Tracy from the match. Despite this Flash wasn't about to keep M's down with the Flash Factor, and in the middle of an elbow fest, M's hit the Rolling M's. Flash flipped M's the bird as she struggled to get back to her feet. M's spit in her face before she hit the Sexy Strong Stunner, and hit one final Rolling M's to pin Flash for the 1-2-3. Lady M's stands strong, retaining the Lady Renegades Championship and winning the final match of 2014. Tracy returned to the ring and the two embraced, but the celebration was cut short by a big return. HeatheR Mach rushed down to the ring and got in M's face, making it clear she wasn't happy about a lot of what she was doing, but also making it clear that she was back to take the Lady Renegades Championship. The Lady Renegades division is set to explode in 2015. We'll see you on the other side with hoverboards in hand! Later!

Havok: Last Clash 2014
Onett Battle Dome, Onett
Havok Battle Network

1. Rise of the Renegades Inaugural Mixed Tag: Akinan/Rhythm Wrestler/Manjimortal/Kaie[o]/Kat Prowler beat Kinniku Mike/Erik Stone/Gilgamesh/Sunny Malibu/Aisha[x] via Kaie Crusher -> Pin
2. Havok Trios Championship: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)[o]/Mr. Dangerous(c) beat Firebrand X/Arremer X[x]/Camilo Ortega via Leg Drop Bulldog -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
3. Singles: Grind beat Hood via Sring Buraido -> Pin
4. Singles: Kiva beat Void via DQ
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy beat Erica via TikTak -> Pin
6. Havok World #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Amigo ended in a No Contest
7. Havok World Championship: Trevor Mach beat Kishin Kid(c) via DQ -> 1st Defense
8. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Lady M's(c) beat Alyssa Flash via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin -> 1st Defense

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Trevor Mach: Greetings from THE FUTURE!

Trevor Mach: Or should I say THE PRESENT! It's finally here! 2015! Now, I haven't been in the best of moods, and I was a little skeptical about 2015 living up to expectations all things considered, but color me surprised bros, cause it all actually happened! Suddenly, out of nowhere hover boards by Mattel and over priced hover cars! Pepsi Perfect! Cafe 80's! It's all here! It's everything I've ever wanted, and I've waited 26 years for this! Finally, it's 201-

Tack Angel: Trevor, what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: ....What do you mean....what am I doing? The future is here Tack! We made it! Look how wonderful it is!

Tack Angel: That's a picture taped to the wall.

Trevor Mach: .....Why do you have to take away my dreams?

Tack Angel: I'm not, but come on man. I know that Tali leaving messed you up, but it IS 2015, and like I said before you CAN come back from this. You don't have to let this consume you. I mean sure, your ex is "with" my ex, in a very "not just friends" sort of way, but I'm coping with it the best I can so-

Trevor Mach: Oh man....I didn't even realize that before....

Tack Angel: Seriously?

Trevor Mach: Tracy was your ex, and now she's with Tali! HaAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAHWAAAAHHHHWHAHAHAHAHAAAWWWHAAaaaA!

Tack Angel: What the heck and half is that? Are you laughing or crying?

Trevor Mach: I DON'T KNOW!

Tack Angel: I'm not great at the pep talk stuff man, but you will be alright. Listen, I know you got screwed at Last Clash 2014, and I want to make the first Chaos TV! of 2015 a big success, so I'm giving you another chance. If you don't violently attack the champion again, you'll get a shot at the World Championship inside a Steel Cage. What do you say?

Trevor Mach: No promises.

Tack Angel: No promises on what?

Trevor Mach: That I won't violently attack Kishin Kid before then. I'm a fount of misplaced rage, or at least that's what the therapist said before I kneed him in the skull.

Tack Angel: *sigh* You just need to set a New Years Resolution and stick to that goal. Follow it through and live it all year round. That will keep you focused and oriented. My goal is to be a better boss, a more caring boss, and a boss who listens. I'm sure my new resolution will earn me more respect and adoration with the Renegades and Lady Renegades.

Trevor Mach: Yeah right! Face it, the future sucks! Cut to that thing Tack was talking about not working out like he planned immediately!

Kishin Kid: You think you can just hand out title shots against me?! I'm the New Epic, and I don't work for Havok, you pay me to wrestle here, and I don't HAVE to take this!

Noah Jennings: I should be the next #1 Contender, so the title can be fought over by REAL wrestlers, 100% Gouji Guys! This is rubbish, balderdash, and poppycock! Do you know who I am?! I want in the #1 Contender match!

Tracy: Hey Tackykins, look it's nothing personal, but I just wanted you to know I'm totally over you. I'm not saying you scared me away from men, but M's just has something.....that you don't. Some girls just know how to do some things.....better....is all I'm saying. Your idea of a lewd act is hand holding, and while that might work for that frigid hag of a wife you have, it's not going to work for me. We have a real connection, and a real bond that you never gave me. That's why I'm going to take this barbed wire bat she gave me, and I'm going to ram it down Heather Mach's throat! Book us in a match Tackykins, unless you're too jelly of course.

Tack Angel: .....Trevor's right, the future sucks! *knocks yarn balls off the desk*

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Grind/Kiva vs. Killing Joke/Hazard
2. Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Anwin
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Firebrand X(c)/Arremer X(c) vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
4. Havok World #1 Contender 3-Way: Amigo vs. Noah Jennings vs. Sal Paradise
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy vs. Heather Mach
6. Havok World Championship Cage: Kishin Kid(c) vs. Trevor Mach

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Hailey Havok: No, I still think it's bullshit! What was she thinking?! I mean, I'm with Grind, and that's going great even though we never see each other, but how could she do that to Tre-What Steve? We're on? Alright so that red light means we're live? Yes Steve, I am JUST NOW getting that! Well no one told me before! Sup Renegades, and welcome to 2015! We've already got an incredible Chaos TV! booked for you, with the now single Trevor Mach getting another shot at the-what Steve? So what? I said he was single, just pointing it out. Not like I'm interested or anything. I'm with Grind! Look, it was ONE TIME and- moving onto the business of the day, it looks like we've received a video from the reigning Lady Renegades Champion herself, so let's roll that footage I guess.

Lady M's: Mmmm, it feels great out here. Hold up that belt, I don't give away anything for free.

Tracy: Don't I know it.

Lady M's: It's me Lady Renegades, your Champion Lady M's. You see this belt covering my body? It's right where it belongs and it's not going anywhere. For too long I've been soft on all of you, I've been a lady. That bullshit is going right out the window from here on out. You're getting the Real M's from now on, the M's I should have always been. Violent and dominating.

Tracy: Just the way I like it.

Real M's: Heather Mach, you stupid little bitch. You know at one time I had the hots for you? I thought to myself "She's like Trevor, but with tits". Obviously, I was delusional to think THAT was a good thing.

Tracy: She traded up to a better model anyways. You've got nothing on me. You can't do the things I can do, and I'm not just talking about in the ring.

Real M's: She's right you know *wink*. She'll beat the hell out of you on Chaos TV!, just like I beat the hell out of you in Sparkle. What's that? You don't remember that? Well sure you do! You remember that beating you took, the torture and the pain. The very beating that has kept you on the shelf all this time! Oh yes, all those bruises, lacerations, and blood. I did that. I did it and I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than you, that's for sure. You never really told anyone what else happened did you? Perhaps I took it over the line just a bit. Am I hurting your feelings Heather? Am I embarrassing you? Too damn bad, because this is the real hard truth of it. All the Machs are nothing. Trevor is nothing and you are nothing. You want a piece of me, but there won't be any of you left when Tracy is done. She'll be doing you a favor. You don't want to face me in the ring. Years of pent up aggression let out on you? Ha, they would lock me away and throw away the key. Take my advice chick, stay the hell away from us.

Tracy: If you're dumb enough to face me, I'll be seeing you at Chaos TV!

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Hailey Havok: Hey look, I wasn't asking for my personal life to become everyone's business! I WAS CURIOUS! We're back on? Dammit Steve, I'm under a lot of pressure! Why you ask? Because #EVER is coming back this week, and the war against MESS continues. Hell of a segway right? As for the search for Lauren Powers....well....that kind of wrapped up while we were on break. No seriously. The case was solved! You missed it! Seriously, check it out!

Tack Angel: So wait, what happened?

Agent Cooper: We got our man. Turns out it WAS Zapp Rowsdower, but a Zapp Rowsdower possessed by an evil entity from another dimension named BOB.

Tack Angel: BOB.

Agent Cooper: Yes.

Zapp Rowsdower: I DID IT! I DID IT AND I'D DO IT AGAIN! I WILL DO IT AGAIN! THIS ISN'T THE END! GARMONBOZIA! THE SATURN IN RED DEMANDS IT AHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: But I thought he didn't do it.

Captain Strong: Turns out he actually did do it.

Tack Angel: Oh.

Captain Strong: I know it sounds strange, but I saw it with my own eyes. Lauren Powers was trapped in a dark place called the Black Lodge by BOB and the Saturn in Red. Agent Cooper risked everything to go in there and save her. Zapp tried to kill us all, but we stopped him. The facade was lifted, hence the white hair.

Tack Angel: Oh is that what that means?

Agent Cooper: The case is solved, but I wouldn't go back to Moonside if I were you. The entities came from there.

Tack Angel: Moonside has melting clocks, say no more, we'll go somewhere else. So let me get this straight. The political intrigue and shady stories of the Fourside residents were-

Agent Cooper: A Red Herring.

Captain Strong: Like communism.

Tack Angel: Well....what a waste of time.

Agent Cooper: But sir, the case is solved, and we found Lauren Powers alive!

Tack Angel: I see that!

Lauren Powers: Thank you so much. It was horrible, but I'm so relieved to finally be back so I can get to work.

Tack Angel: Yeah, about that. I'm happy you're alive, but you haven't been to work in months. I'm afraid your fired.

Lauren Powers: WHAT?!

Tack Angel: Yeah....this whole thing was just a very anti-climactic scenario with no end game strategy in sight. Guess we'll try something else. So this week, you'll see the Rise of the Renegades debut....ON #EVER! Yep, the trainees will compete! That's something right? RIGHT?

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Mr. Gouji: What you see here, is the future of wrestling. No, I'm not just talking about the amazing talent I have amassed. No, I'm talking about the structure of what we have achieved. The new year begins with my clients free of the bonds of the oppressive structure. No more rules. No more repercussions. The wrestlers are masters of their own destinies, and only get work if they are good enough to deserve it, while also being free of the system. We played games in 2014, but we have the numbers and the clout now, that we can do anything we want. The Heel Besties, the best friends who deserve more than they have ever gotten, will get what they deserve this year. Noah Jennings, a former World Champion, and a war survivor, will get what he deserves this year. Tomo and Olly Oliver, the diamonds in the 87's rough will get what they deserve this year. Poison Jam and Dogma Mask, my personal friends, will get what they deserve this year. Dangerous too I guess. Kishin Kid, the New Epic, the man who shocked the world and destroyed the brass ring will get what he deserves. After tonight, he takes the title where he wants. Tack Angel will have to pay him the amount he deserves if he wants to keep the title in Havok. He'll have to work for us if he wants to keep the title here. Nothing is holding us back.

Kishin Kid: No strings on me Tack. Isn't this what you always wanted? Have I made you proud? I could care less. When I've finished off what is left of Trevor Mach, I become your boss, or this title goes bye bye forever. This is the power, I am the power. I am the New Epic Kishin Kid.

Senator Armstrong: I'm Senator Armstrong, and I endorse this message.

Grind: Guys, I wish I could back you up tonight, but this thing with Undeth is really getting out of hand and-

Sal Paradise: Dammit! Trevor needs us tonight, but I also have a big match to focus on. If I don't win it, Noah could steal this thing! Now, I do have an idea, but I don't know how to convey it to anyone because I don't speak-

Trevor Mach: Saludice, you bullshit artist! I-

Hailey Havok: Guys, you all look so glum! Cheer up Trevor....and Grind and Sal, because I'm here to support you! Check out the tattoo, I got 87's ink just like the rest of you!

Grind: What about your duties with Havok and Flash Havok?

Trevor Mach: That's a lot of Havok for one Havok to handle.

Hailey Havok: I can handle myself! This is important to me! I know you're going through a very tough time right now. You've lost a lot that has mattered, but I'm here for you Tr-Grind and Trevor and Sal. All three of you.

Grind: Who do you keep looking at?

Hailey Havok: No one! Look, I want to join the 87's full time. Flash Havok is challenging MESS to a feud ending war at the next #EVER show. If we're all still alive at the end, I want to wrestle in the Lady Renegades division. I'm even going by my real name from here on out. It's Helena, Helena Havok.

Sal Paradise: Still keeping the last name though?

Helena Havok: Havok is actually my last name. I know, it's amazing coincidence. I think it's why I got the job really.

Trevor Mach: You're alright in my book....Helena. Maybe you can be out there for me in my cage match tonight, unlike these two jokers!

Grind: Hey, I'll be there if I'm in one piece. With Undeth it's hard to say.

Sal Paradise: We've been betrayed enough. It's time to stick together more than ever. I'll stand by you. I just wish I could overcome the language barrier.

Trevor Mach: ....I'm going to knee you in the throat...my good friend.

Helena Havok: Thank you for letting me do this. It means something to me. I want to be closer to you. I want to heal your pain.

Grind: Thanks babe, I appreciate it.

Helena Havok: Huh? Oh yes...no problem Grindage! Hahaha!

Tracy: Room for one more in here?

Heather Mach: It's a public shower, though it suddenly feels very sleazy. Put a towel on for crying out loud!

Tracy: I just wanted to see you before our match and give you a chance to reconsider. Things are different now. We're not hiding behind masks or gimmicks. The Lady Renegades division is getting Real Hard real fast, and I don't think you have what it takes to measure up.

Heather Mach: .....If I flick a towel at you, will you go away? Look, I'm facing you so I can get to your butch "Real" M's. Whatever you two are doing is none of my business, but with her, I've got a few beefs. She screwed over the family, and stabbed Trevor in the back, and she nearly cost me my career in Sparkle.

Tracy: That's not all that happened. I heard all about it.

Heather Mach: So what? A little violation and humiliation never hurt. No seriously, I could care less. She doesn't have any power over me, and us Machs humiliate ourselves just fine without her help. I'm sorry she'd rather get a chance at this instead of Tack Angel's sloppy seconds, but it doesn't matter. I'm not here to fuck, I'm here to fuck you up.

Tack Angel: *from behind the door* *knock knock* Hey! Language! This is a family show!

Heather Mach: You have a camera in the women's shower, and Tracy's got her tits out. What kind of family did you come from?!

It's a new year, and Havok is more crazy than ever. A new power couple is running the Lady Renegades Division, the Gouji Guys have slowly but surely amassed enough numbers and titles to make a power play if tonight goes badly for the contracted Renegades of Havok. Can Trevor Mach pick up the pieces and overcome the New Epic inside the Steel Cage for the Havok World Championship? 2014 ended on a dark note, but can the Renegades turn the corner in 2015?

The opening match saw Grind and Kiva take on Killing Joke and Hazard of Undeth. Void could be seen hanging from the rafters, swaying back and forth watching the match and coming close to falling on many occasions, apparently by choice. Hazard continues to personally target Grind, going hold for hold with him like he's scouted him for years. Kiva made the difference, nearly scoring the pin on Hazard after a Kiva Dive, but Hood tossed a chair into Killing Joke, who attacked viciously, leading to another DQ. Grind and Kiva managed to fight their way out of the ring, but not before Hazard made a personal challenge through Void to face Grind next week on Chaos TV!

Camilo Ortega's redemption tour continues, as Anwin, the anti-machinist, looked to take out the newly cemented ally of cyborg Arremer X. Excellent match up, with Anwin showing a little less apathy in the new year, but a continued penchant for cheating. A Based Bomber attempt was thwarted, as Camilo hit a Bomber of his own via STO and the pin.

The Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line, as the 2/3 Trios Champions Heel Besties took on the Brothers X. Another great match up, with the added might of the two easily overwhelming RnK and Rod in the early going. Dangerous and the other Gouji Guys tried to work over the X's on the outside, but Ortega came out to try and make the save. The numbers were too great, as Ortega went through a table care of Poison Jam and Dogma Mask. Arremer X was the legal participant, looking to help Ortega instead of focusing on the match. The show of humanity cost him, as RnK hit the No Kachi Cutter out of nowhere to score the 1-2-3 pin. The Heel Besties were now double champions, as the Gouji Guys secured even more gold. Arremer X helped Camilo to the back, while Firebrand X issued a rematch for the Trios Championships. That match was accepted, but the Heel Besties and Mr. Gouji demanded it be a Ladder Match, with the match going down at New Year Rising 2015, less than two weeks away. The match was accepted and the first confirmed match for the first big event of the year.

Two of the very best athletes in wrestling met in the ring yet again to determine a #1 Contender for the Havok World Championship, but this time they were joined by the perpetrator in purple Noah Jennings. A 3-Way match would seal the deal for sure, or so Tack Angel probably thought. What looked like it could have been a chaotic match, turned into highly entertaining comedy, as Sal and Amigo both agreed to focus entirely on Noah. A 2-on-1 beating as a receipt for crashing their Last Clash rematch. What looked to be a solid plan backfired, when they both went for the finish. Sal pinned Noah, right as Amigo got him to tap with the Ankle Lock. Two referees came out to dispute the outcome, each claiming the other man had won the match. The result would not be announced on Chaos TV!, but a livid Noah Jennings had become the odd man out.

Trevor Mach: Whoever it is, just go away. *sniff*

Little M's: Hi.

Trevor Mach: M's?! Wait, you don't have to go. You're the only person I really wanted to see right now. A lot of.....well...complicated stuff is going on with me and your mother and-

Little M's: She's not my mother. Not anymore.

Trevor Mach: Oh....yes...right. You're old enough that you didn't really need either of us to begin with. I just wanted a daughter I guess, and I had a family that mattered to me. Sure it was unconventional, but it mattered to me. It still does. I miss Tali. I feel just about shattered. I don't want that to influence you though. You've got your own things going on. I've tried to keep back and let you have that life. If you don't want me to be your-

Little M's: You ARE my father. Cher-Kishin Kid doesn't mean anything to me anymore. That relationship is over, as is the one with "Mother". She didn't just abandon you. She abandoned us.

Trevor Mach: ...M's.

Little M's: Please...don't call me that anymore. Use my real name.

Trevor Mach: Your real name? Gosh, I'm terrible, I don't even know what that is. You've never used it. You've always gone by Little M's since I first met you. I just assumed that.....I assume a lot of things. Please, what do you want me to call you?

Little M's: Hope.

Trevor Mach: Hope? I like that. I could use some Hope right now. Will you be my Hope?

Hope: I love you Dad.

Trevor Mach: *Verklempt* You've given me something I don't deserve. A daughter I'm very proud of.

Hope: Be a father I can be proud of....come back from this....win.

Trevor Mach: .....That Kishin Kid asshole doesn't have a prayer.

Heather Mach returned to in ring action, as she faced Tracy in a Lady Renegades singles match to try and get to Lady Renegades Champion Real M's. An intense match up saw Tracy using a most sadistic style, using a more lewd offense to try and catch Heather off guard, but the Lady Mach wasn't buying into it, as she hit the signature Mach knees, and a Heatherplex, strategy straight out of her cousin's playbook. As Real M's came down to ringside, Heather even taunted her by hitting the Sliding M's on Tracy. A failed TikTak later devolved into a shoving match, in which M's slid her barbed wire bat into the ring for Tracy. She started clobber her as the ref rang for the bell. Suddenly, Alyssa Flash rushed into the ring and forced Tracy out with out the bat. She picked it up and pointed to Tracy and M's, demanding the power couple face her and Mach in tag action next week. Before they could answer Heather Mach also demanded that Real M's answer her challenge for a match at New Year Rising 2015 for the belt. Both matches were accepted.

It was now time for the main event, as the steel cage lowered over the ring. The last chunk of 2014 was all about the transformation and becoming of Kishin Kid. The "New Epic" who won the Television Championship and World Championship in the same night. He had come into his own, joining the Gouji Guys as the centerpiece of the group, learning Eaglish, and learning a new hunger and vicious attitude that helped him shatter the ceiling that held him down for so long. Trevor Mach was the first step of his rise, but the Bad Man wants to come back from his darkest period and his biggest losses in and out of the ring to claim World Championship gold. If the stakes were higher, we'd be ditching the bill at the steak house. The two stood in the ring, with a confident and gloating Kishin Kid mocking Trevor, playing out his mannerisms and laughing at he failing of his relationships. The 87's came out with Helena Havok and Hope Mach, to support Trevor and keep the Gouji Guys away from the action inside the cage. Slow and heated opening exchange kicked off this brutal match. Kishin tried matching knees, backhands, and headbutts with the veteran Mach, one too many headbutts had him staggered to his knees. Mach hit the Shining Black to set up for the Macha Ye, but Kishin rolled him into a pinning attempt for then near fall. The Renegades were on fire for this encounter. Kishin offered a mocking handshake, but Trevor took the hand and pulled him into a knee to the gut and the Trevorplex, but could only get a 2-Count. Kishin targeted the knees and wore down Trevor enough to hit his devastating Kishin Wings, that dropped him straight on his neck, and nearly got the fall. He tried climbing cage to escape, but Trevor got to his feet and tried to clinch in an ankle lock while Kishin climbed. Kishin turned on the cage and used his other leg around Trevor's neck to try and hit a hurracanrana, but Trevor caught him and swung him around before landing some heavy knees to the back of his head. Mach tried setting up for another Macha Ye, but Kishin rolled out of the way, leading to Mach smashing his knee into the cage, which caused massive damage. Kishin worked the knee, and took Trevor to the mat. He went high risk and hit the Demon's Flight. He tried going to the well again, but ate knees on the landing. A limping Mach got to his feet and hit a one legged backstabber before trying to take the match to the ground. The grappling game had Kishin in retreat mode, getting to the corner to back up the turnbuckle. Mach tried to follow, but ate a few knees before Kishin hit a Macha Ye of his own. 1-2-Kickout! With Hope Mach and strangely enough Helena Havok leading the Renegades to get fired up for Trevor, the challenger got to his feet and backed into the corner across from Kishin. The two rushed each other with knees. Mach sacrificed his knee to win in the exchange. He struggled to his feet to pick up Kishin for a Burning Machismo. The crowd went wild as Mach started to climb the cage, but hopped down to set up for the Macha Ye. The well placed knee hit the target with a loud and bloody thud. 1-2-3! Trevor Mach cut the reign of the New Epic short and claimed his third Havok World Championship, in grand fashion. The 87's hoisted the new champ up as he celebrated with friends and family. The scars may never heal, and life will continue to throw up challenges and roadblocks, but facing them head on and owning them can sometimes lead to real victories.

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Grind/Kiva beat Killing Joke/Hazard via DQ
2. Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Anwin via STO Bomber -> Pin
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship:Randy no Kachi[o]/LG Rod beat Firebrand X(c)/Arremer X(c)[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin -> New Havok World Tag Team Champions!
4. Havok World #1 Contender 3-Way: Amigo vs. Noah Jennings[x] vs. Sal Paradise ended in an Undecided Double Pin
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Heather Mach beat Tracy via DQ
6. Havok World Championship Cage: Trevor Mach beat Kishin Kid(c) via Burning Machismo x Macha Ye -> Pin -> New Havok World Champion!

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:01 am

Helena Havok: Sup Renegades?! Helena Havok here, yes it's me with a new name. Different name same awesome-osity. Yes, that's a word Steve. I just made it up! Don't argue with me! You think chicks dig that? Only if they think you're a Bad Man.....or bad boy....don't know why I said man. Why yes Steve, I am going for a new look. I WAS a blonde, but how many blondes are ACTUALLY blonde! At least I'm not going bald like SOME people! That's right Steve, we've all seen the bald spot, no amount of hair in a can is going to cover that up! Well you started it! So 2015 got off to an explosive start, with Trevor Mach claiming the Havok World Championship from Kishin Kid in a Cage Match! I was there....with Grind....it was awesome. The New Epic and the rest of the Gouji Guys have got to be pissed about that one! No time to dwell though, as rumors are swirling that next week we'll crown a new Havok Television Champion. The white strap has been elevated to have a lot of prestige, but at the end of the day, it's still a ticket to a World Championship match, and the winner could play a part in the booking of New Year Rising 2015! That's right, New Year Rising is back, and that means we're going back to Summers! Last time we came with an 80's vibe, and this time it'll be no different. We already know that the new champ will have to put the title on the line in the main event, but the opponent has yet to be named after some controversial finishes in regards to #1 Contender matches. We will also see Heather Mach challenge Real M's for the Lady Renegades Championship. We'll see Tracy take on Alyssa Flash. The Trios Championships will be on the line in a Ladder Match, and the Coaches of Rise of the Renegades will choose students to join them in tag action. Should be great, but the card is far from complete, so check us out for more updates!

Officially Unofficial New Year Rising 2015 Theme:

Havok: New Year Rising 2015
Summers Battle Zone
Havok Battle Network

0. Rise of the Renegades Coach/Student Tag: Kinniku Mike/TBA vs. Akinan/TBA
1. Lady Renegades No Rules: Tracy vs. Alyssa Flash
2. Havok Trios Championship Ladder: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega
3. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Real M's(c) vs. Heather Mach
4. Havok World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. TBA

Good News Gary: Good news everyone! I'm back! #EVER is back! The new season begins with #EVER 35: #No Plot Luck Dinner! The location is still being worked on, since Moonside is a no go, but the good news, is that the investigations are over, and with the Lauren Powers mystery brought to an early cancellation, I mean a close, we have one more issue that is looking to be resolved. Flash Havok are going all or nothing at #EVER 35, with an 8-Person Tag to open the show, and a championship rematch in the main event. Degrees will try to save Kyo, reclaim the championship, and call out Deus, the evil leader of MESS, who has been hell bent on creating the perfect weaponized life form. Will Flash Havok succeed, or will the world have to bow to MESS? I have good news, we'll find out on #EVER 35. Also, Jamie OD will be moving back up to Havok it appears, and will have his final #EVER match against both Swift and Larmore, two other Renegades the fans are wanting to move back up as well. We're also going to see a Segua vs. Ninteldo showdown and the Rise of the Renegades Opening Bout. Loaded show? Loaded show.

#EVER: 35 #No Plot Luck Dinner
TBA
Havok Battle Network

1. Flash Havok vs. MESS 8-Person Tag: Hope Mach/Helena Havok/Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. ?/?/?/?
2. Rise of the Renegades Opening Bout: TBA
3. Lady Renegades Return Tag: Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz vs. Maxine Justice/Aran
4. Segua vs. Ninteldo 8-Man Tag: Gear/Joe Pencil/Ash/Knux vs. Marcus/Selig/Bois/Bais
5. Jamie OD Returns to Havok Final #EVER Encounter: Jamie OD vs. Swift/Larmore
6. Flash Havok vs. MESS #EVER Open Championship: Kyo(c) vs. Degrees

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#EVER is back! You missed it. You know you did. Deep down in those places you don't like to think about. In those places you might try to pretend don't even exist. You missed it there. The wacky, off the wall, home of multiple tried and failed ideas is back for 2015 with this season premiere. The search for Lauren Powers is over, and even though she got fired, she's still alive, so we're chalking that up as a win. However, Moonside proved to be too unpredictable to continue running shows there. Luckily, a brand new club opened up in Fourside called Club Saturn, and they wanted #EVER to have a home there. Spoiler Alert: The building is full of Mr. Saturns. That is the joke...

The match started with four of the five Flash Havok members taking on MESS in a big 8-Person tag, a prelude to the feud ending battle at the end of the show. Jackson Kain, the evil MESS Ranger lead his Zolor's into the fight, but late in the match, he turned on them, allowing Zolor Cranston from human resources to get destroyed with a Flash Flying Forearm Smash from Saxon. Jackson Kain then swept up the rest with his Shadow Kick and ripped apart his uniform. He grabbed a mic and told the people about how he and Degrees fought all the way to a river when their last match had left the building and gone all over the place. It was there that Degrees was finally able to reach Kain, and while he wasn't sure if he was meant to live, he was going to do things right and help save the world from MESS once and for all.

The next match was to be the debut match for Rise of the Renegades. Each coach has been working with their student behind the scenes, but they were less than pleased about showcasing their talent on #EVER for some reason.

Good News Gary: Guys, as you know Tack has put me in charge of #EVER, and I don't see the problem here?

Akinan: We have plenty of problems. First, never start a statement with "as you know" and then explain what we really should already know, but actually didn't. This is the first time I'm hearing this and it sucks!

Kinniku Mike: The ass clown over there is right. Second though, is that we were promised our own show! These Strong Tits demand an explanation!

Good News Gary: Well, getting our stuff moved out of Moonside, and got this place to house us, and all that cost money. Even with Havok making money last year, we-

Akinan: Don't say it.

Kinniku Mike: Don't even say it.

Good News Gary: Got you guys raises so you wouldn't complain so much about the delay of your shows premiere.

Akinan: Oh. I wasn't expecting that.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah....my Strong Tits are pleased.

Good News Gary: Here's some more good news. You guys get to showcase your ladies right here and now. So who is it going to be?

Kinniku Mike: Aisha, work that fine ass off and make me proud.

Aisha: *wink*

Akinan: I'm going to save my crazy celtic bitch for your real threat, so right now Kat Prowler can jump in and beat the bimbo.

Kat Prowler: Meeeow.

Sal Paradise: Let's go Kat I love yoooou!

Kat Prowler: Yikes....uh....hi Sal!

Sal Paradise: NYAN! That's basically meow in Edoese! I only wish I could speak Eaglish!

Good News Gary: Good news everyone! The match is on now! Like right now! Ring the bell!

The Rise of the Renegades opening contest saw Aisha taking on Kat Prowler. An idol who uses her looks as a weapon, was a bit more catty than even the Kat in the match, as she tried using her long nails to rake Kat's eyes and her back. Kat came back with lightning reflexes and a plethora of cat related moves. Literally, a plethora. Prowler had the better edge in the ring at this point and managed to score the win after a Feliner. This wasn't an elimination match, but Aisha will need to step it up or risk the same result down the line.

2K were set to take on the returning Maxine Justice and Aran in Lady Renegades tag action, but the power couple Real M's and Tracy made an unexpected appearance, attacking both teams and bloodying up Maxine Justice. M's further disrespected the women by ripping Kei Akiyama's top clean off on this family friendly show. Her 2K teammate tried to help cover her up as M's grabbed a mic.

Real M's: Well look at this. This is the best of what we've got to offer? This stupid bitch who thinks she can take it to the EXTREEEEME and a Samus wannabe. I'm not even going to get into what's wrong when I look at 2K over here. Great body Kei, but I prefer blondes personally. Maxine, you are a joke, you were always a joke. You don't get to make a comeback here. This story doesn't end well for you. You leave our division and you never come back. In this era, things get Real, and it's going to be Real Hard for any of you to match up with either of us. You're looking at the toughest chicks in Havok, and I wasn't about to let these pretenders humiliate us, so I humiliated them.

Tracy: Let that be a lesson. If you want to be allowed to compete with the likes of the hottest power couple in wrestling, the NEW T'nT, you better be able to do a hell of a lot better than this.

Selig made a big impression with #EVER, as he joined the Ninteldo U Empire that now also features Bois and Bais against Gear's Segua All-Stars, that have banded together to stop Marcus. A great free for all contest ended when the sadistic Zelig hit the Master Suplex on Joe Pencil to score the win.

Jamie OD is moving back up to the Havok brand, after months of chaos in #EVER, the chase of the Open Championship being interrupted by aliens and the like, the hooligan is ready to climb back up to the top. He was given a last match choice of Swift and Larmore, so he chose both. Bad ass choice, yet a rough one for Notorious J.O.D, as he tried to hold his ground with two tough as nails brawlers. I mean good nails too, not that cheap IKEA shit that just broke on me 2 days ago. OD tried hitting the Penalty Kick on Larmore, but Swift sideswiped him with the Pounce and followed up with the Blackhammer to score the pin. After the match, Jamie OD thanked the fans and promised to kick ass in Havok, beginning with the upcoming Havok Television Championship Tournament. Swift and Larmore wished him luck, and by that I mean they grunted and nodded in his general direction.

Main event time, as Degrees challenged the MESS Monster Kyo to a rematch for the #EVER Open Championship. A match that could make or break....well the entire world, as a loss could spell doom for us all. Degrees freed Jackson Kain, and is now hoping to save Kyo on his way to facing Deus. In fact, that's exactly what happened! What? It's Sentai, were you expecting the bad guys to win? Degrees overcame Kyo after an emotional battle that brought him back to his senses after Degrees pinned him to regain the title. Deus, Bill Sanchez, and the Zolor Army descended upon the ring for a final battle. A highly choreographed sequence later, Jackson Kain, Kaori, and Jeff Andonuts joined Flash Havok as they filled the ring with broken Zolor bodies. In the end Deus was prepared to destroy the Earth, but in classic anti-climactic fashion, the Flash Havok members sacrificed their powers for an all out attack on Deus, blowing him up and saving the world. Like a typical Sentai the ending was rushed, leaving you no time to say goodbye of take in the closure you're witnessing. All the same the world is saved once again, and another plot has been rushed to a close...I mean, has come to a fitting end....who am I kidding?

#EVER: 35 #No Plot Luck Dinner
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Flash Havok vs. MESS 8-Person Tag: Hope Mach/Helena Havok/Jason Saxon[o]/Tony Novus beat Jackson Kain/Zolor Fritz/Zolor Babalu/Zolor Cranston[x] via Flash Flying Forearm Smash -> Tokusplosion
2. Rise of the Renegades Opening Bout: Kat Prowler beat Aisha via Feliner -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Return Tag: Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz vs. Maxine Justice/Aran ended in a No Contest
4. Segua vs. Ninteldo 8-Man Tag: Marcus/Selig[o]/Bois/Bais beat Gear/Joe Pencil[x]/Ash/Knux via Master Suplex -> Pin
5. Jamie OD Returns to Havok Final #EVER Encounter: Swift[o]/Larmore beat Jamie OD via Pounce x Blackhammer -> Pin
6. Flash Havok vs. MESS #EVER Open Championship: Degrees beat Kyo(c) via PhDDT -> Pin -> New #EVER Open Champion!

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, 2015 is off and running, and we're already heading towards New Year Rising 2015 in Summers. It's that time of year where a select few get what they want with an 80's themed show...not naming names. Sorry, Helena was supposed to cover this update, but she's off whatever, so I'm trying to sift through her notes here to find something noteworthy. She keeps doodling that same guy on these cards, and I don't think it's Grind. No matter, we've got some cards for you that will help flash out the near future of Havok. Chaos TV! will crown a Havok Television Champion with a mini tournament, that will feature the Chaos TV! return of the Hooligan Jamie OD. Grind will go toe to toe with the Undeth member that's had it out for him personally, Hazard. Kiva and Grind have been fighting the good fight, but will they be able to hold out until the reinforcements have recovered? Firebrand X will lock up with Tag and Trios Champion LG Rod, while Heather Mach will lock up with Valarie Dorado. The main event will see the new Havok World Champion Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise take on the 87's betrayers Ishihiro Tomo and Olly Oliver. Will the 87's get revenge, or will the Gouji Guys continue to dismantle one of the most iconic factions in Havok? Find out on the next Chaos TV!

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Television Qualifier: Jamie OD vs. Dogma Mask
2. Havok Television Qualifier: Kishin Kid vs. Camilo Ortega
3. Singles: Firebrand X vs. LG Rod
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Heather Mach vs. Valarie Dorado
5. Singles: Grind vs. Hazard
6. Havok Television Championship: TBD vs. TBD
7. Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise vs. Olly Oliver/Ishihiro Tomo

Good News Gary: Good news everyone, #EVER is going to present a mini-tournament this week pick the new #1 Contenders for the Havok World Tag Team Championships! We'll also see TWO Lady Renegades matches, and a Segua vs. Ninteldo U tag! Lots of tag team matches when #EVER returns with #EVER 36: #No Time for Tag Teams!

#EVER: 36 #No Time for Tag Teams
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok World Tag #1 Contender Qualifier: Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Swift/Larmore
2. Havok World Tag #1 Contender Qualifier: Degrees/Jackson Kain vs. Ash/Dem Bones
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Fem C vs. Hope Mach
4. Tag: Gear/Knux vs. Zelig/Death Adder
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy vs. Erica
6. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: TBD vs. TBD

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Helena Havok: Wooo! Sup Renegades, it's a new year for Havok, and the future is looking bright, as the Havok World Championship is still with Havok. More than that, it's with Trevor Mach of the 87's! Trevor, that was an awesome match against Kishin Kid last week. With all that's gone on with your personal life in recent weeks, it says a lot that you were able to do this. I know a lot of people, including myself, that are very proud of you.

Trevor Mach: That's right, the title is here, the 87's are here, and the future is here. Havok is the kind of place where all the personal business is out on the table. You all know my personal life is madness right now, but despite it all I'm still here, and the Havok World Champion once again. I've been going through some dark shit, in fact Havok has seen it's fair share of dark shit these days from my former Honey Bunny and the Gouji Guys. We're heading into a new chaotic direction, and even though I had to be NTR'd to get there it IS getting very interesting. I'm far from dead. Rip my heart out and break my body, but I'm too persistent to stop...obviously...cause now I've got this belt. So 2015 will probably see a lot more bullshit in my life. I'll dry my manly tears, staple and tape my knees back together, and I'll just keep coming at you, whoever you are, or whatever you are. This is the future. Bring it on!

Helena Havok: That's what I love to hear! A never say die attitude. It's that attitude that made sure that the Gouji Guys didn't take the title belt hostage.

Trevor Mach: It's more than just the attitude. I couldn't have picked my ass up and fought the good fight if it weren't for my bros in the 87's. They were there for me, and even you were there for me Helena. I won't forget that. Thank you.

Helena Havok: Oh...well...I just....I just wanted to do my part as a member of the 87's.

Trevor Mach: You are most definitely in, as is my daughter Hope Mach. She reminded me of who I am and why I do what I do. I had some thinking to do, but I promise you 87's, that it's no longer time to think, it's time for action!

Helena Havok: Well most of the 87's are here, but we're missing a very important member. Where is Grind?

Sal Paradise: Grind's got business dealing up with Undeth, so it might look like we're a man short, but I'm seeing someone that might want to come and play.

Jamie OD: Oi! I was wondering how long you were going to keep me waiting.

Sal Paradise: My old friend, how ya been?

Jamie OD: Not too bad. Finally decided I was done playing games. I got my head screwed back on, I polished up my kicking boots real nice, and I'm ready for another run at the Havok World Championship.

Trevor Mach: It's right here Hooligan. Come and get it.

Jamie OD: I intend to, when I win the Havok Television Championship Tournament tonight. That title is the ticket to your title. We've had history, we're had war, but now we have mutual respect, so it'll be an honor to take you on for the title, unless of course Sal Paradise wins the belt first.

Sal Paradise: Jury's still out on whether I get that shot alone or with Amigo, but make no mistake, we could be seeing a LoveKick Reunion in the that ring over there. Why wait for that though? Why don't we have that reunion right now. No, I'm not talking about a match, I'm talking about Jamie OD becoming the latest member of the 87's! What do you say?

Trevor Mach: I say it's amazing you can say ALL THAT and still claim with a straight face that you have no idea what you're saying, but you didn't ask me, you asking Jamie. So what's it gonna be Notorious J.O.D. You in or out bro?

Jamie OD: You two made me that offer once before way back in Edo. A lot has changed since then, but what's sure about Jamie OD is that nothing's for sure. Let me think about it, cause the 87's would be just as much fun as enemies as they would allies I think. Wait and see.

Helena Havok: Well there you have it Renegades! Get Hype for Chaos TV! in 2015, as we will crown a new Havok Television Champion tonight before a big main event that will see NEW Champion Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise take on the 87's betrayers Olly Oliver and the Bulldog Ishihiro Tomo! Now if you'll excuse me, I should go look for Grind.

The 2nd Chaos TV! of 2015 got off to a hot start with the return of Jamie OD to the main roster as he took on the Gouji monster Dogma Mask. Smash mouth match with a lot of hard hitting and brawling. Jamie escaped a Rolling Side Slam to take Dogma down to the mat before hitting a Penalty Kick to score his first win back, and a win that will advance him further in the Television Championship Tournament.

The other qualifier would play out differently for the Gouji Guys, as they tried to stack the deck against Camilo Ortega, when he faced the now former Havok World Champion Kishin Kid. The Redeemed and the New Epic face off came to a head when Ortega tried to hit his Running STO Bomber, but Poison Jam grabbed Kishin out of the ring to lead to Ortega crashing and burning in the corner. Kishin rushed back in and capitalized with his vicious Kishin Wings. Even after dropping Ortega on his head, Camilo still kicked out, so Kishin locked him in a Choke Hold and blacked him out, to win the match and advance. Another big name victory for Kishin Kid, but a win via dirty tactics care of the Gouji Guys.

Firebrand X has set up a match against the Heel Besties for a Trios Championship Ladder battle at New Year Rising, so tonight served as a prelude with X taking on LG Rod. Another solid match up, with Arremer X keeping the ring clear of interference. LG Rod looked to have it won with the Legdrop Bulldog, but X recovered and introduced a new finisher, the Fire Brainbuster to score the pin and the win. The cameras followed the Brothers X to the back, where they met up with Ortega...

Firebrand X: Thanks for having my back out there Arremer.

Arremer X: It's the least I can do. Been awhile since I've been able to do anything right it feels.

Camilo Ortega: Hey, don't get down on yourself Arremer. My Grandmother would tell both of us to try and take our losses in stride.

Arremer X: When you two defended the tag belts, I should've just left and let you two defend the titles.

Firebrand X: You earned that title. It was yours.

Camilo Ortega: I agree.

Arremer X: Can a machine earn something?

Camilo Ortega: You said earlier that you didn't feel good about something. Even if you feel bad, you're still feeling, and you know what, to me that makes you human.

Firebrand X: You're more human that most around here. We may have lost our belts, but soon all three of us will be wearing gold.

Arremer X: *nod*

Heather Mach took on Valarie Dorado in a Lady Renegades singles match that was notable for the fact that neither Real M's or Tracy got involved, at least during the match. A straight up strong style bout for the Ladies that saw Heather power out of multiple submission attempts by Dorado to come back with a vicious Machbuster Running Double Knee to lead to the pin. As Heather celebrated in the ring, M's and Tracy finally appeared on the monitor, standing in front of very lewd imagery...

Real M's: Congratulations Heather, you took out Tracy's trash. If you think that impressed me though, you're damn mistaken girl.

Tracy: M's, what's this behind us?

Real M's: Oh, you're curious about that eh? Well, I'd have to give you a little history lesson. See, in Sparkle Heather Mach got abducted and beaten. It almost cost her her career I've heard.

Tracy: Oh yes, I know all about that. Someone I know very up close and personal was responsible for that one.

Real M's: That's right, it was all me. I was bored, and I wanted to feel some pleasure through her pain. Of course I kept up the act at the time, but now that we're taking off the masks, I'm proud to show off my work. Heather wanted everyone to think she just took a beating, but it was much more than that wasn't it Heather. It's a damn shame you viewers at home are probably getting barred out of the good stuff, but the folks in the Danger Zone should be getting a good look right now. I did more than just beat you. I stripped you down of your clothes and your pride. Like I said, I've always had a thing for blondes. You humiliated yet? Embarrassed? You should be, but you'll be more embarrassed after I'm through with you at New Year Rising. I'm not in the business of just beating bitches anymore. I'm going to destroy you. I'll leave you laying in a naked, bloody heap, and you won't ever want to set foot in the ring again. That's the Real Hard truth Heather Mach.

Tracy: You never should have come back.

Grind had been missing for most of the day, but came out looking somber as he entered the ring to face down the Undeth's Hazard. Flanked by Kiva, the two have been the only defenders of lucha libre left in Havok. Void has been trying to get into the head of Grind, and the master plan was revealed tonight during the match up. Hazard knew everything Grind was going to pull out, with Grind looking visibly intimidated with Hazard blocking his big moves like the Sring Buraido and the Rolling SSP. Hazard took control of the match and caught Grind with an SSP of his own from the standing position, something very few in Havok have ever been able to do. He then picked up Grind and hit a sickening Vertebreaker before going for the pin. 1-2-3. Hazard destroyed the shaken Grind to score a clean win. After the match Void grabbed a mic.

Void: This is the path you set in front of you Grind. You ignored the message. You didn't pay attention to the warnings. You were the sole survivors, you and Kiva, but I only wanted you. I wanted you to crossover. I wanted you to throw away your old life and embrace Undeth. A former World Champion who lost his way. You want it back. You want the power back. I can give it to you. It's still not too late. If you embrace Undeth, you will be what you want to be. It worked out pretty well for your old friend Hazard here. That's right, he's the one who knows you better than you know yourself. Hazard, present to him the revelation.

Hazard grabbed a bag and pulled out a couple of objects to play beside Grind. The objects were....a hat and shades....the hat and shades of Switchback.

Grind was helped to the back where he ran into Helena Havok...

Helena Havok: There you are! I've been looking for you! Are you alright?

Grind: ....He....I.....what?

Helena Havok: Grind, are you alright?

Grind: No...no I'm not.

Helena Havok: I tried to come out there, like the other 87's did, but we were told you wanted us to stay back.

Grind: I....just...I needed to do that....I needed to see. I needed to know. I mean he...wow. I get it.

Helena Havok: Grind?

Grind: What!

Helena Havok: *gasp*

Grind: I'm...I'm sorry. Just having one of those nights. That was Switchback, you know that right?

Helena Havok: I do now.

Grind: I...just...unbelievable. I have to go. Please, just leave me be. Tell the others not to follow me either. I just...I just have to go.

Helena Havok: Grind.

Real M's: Well isn't this just a sight. "Helena" trying to comfort Grind, when we both know what's REALLY going through her mind.

Helena Havok: M's?! What are you.....don't claim you know what's going through my mind. You don't know what's inside of me.

Real M's: Yeah, but I know who you want to be.

Helena Havok: What are you talking about!?

Real M's: You think I haven't been watching? You think I don't pay attention? When I left Trevor Mach, I hoped he would wither away and die. That hasn't happened yet, and I'll deal with it when I feel like it, but I couldn't help but notice what you've been up to. Making googly eyes at the abandoned puppy. Believe me, he's a rabid dog that should be put down.

Helena Havok: Tack Angel's crazy ass ex is the nutcase, but I guess you're alright with that so long as she lets you butch it up while she plays submissive bottom right?

Real M's: Let's me? I do what I want and I do it when I want. Every contracted member of Havok has signed a liability waver. I could beat you within an inch of your life right now, and you couldn't do shit about it. I'll rip your hair out, pull down those oh so form fitting bike shorts, and spank your ass like the spoiled brat bitch that you are!

Helena Havok: Just try it!

Real M's: You are so feisty! That's what I liked about you, though I preferred you as a blonde. That night when you came over to our house, it was my idea to....see what you were made of.

Helena Havok: I don't want to talk about that.

Real M's: Oh see I think you do. I think you want more. Must've felt really good to be the center of attention that night hmm? We were both all over you. You wanted it....you wanted me....and I'm right here.

Helena Havok: You want to know the truth? I wasn't there for you.

Real M's: ...If you say so, but you weren't trying to fight me off either.

Helena Havok: Leave me alone M's.

Real M's: ...Suit yourself....I'll be seeing you again soon enough.

Helena Havok: Yikes, what was that all abo-

Nosan: Please....don't stop....have her come back please. I need this.

It was now time to determine the new Havok Television Champion, as Jamie OD took on Kishin Kid for the white strap and ticket to the Havok World Championship. The Kid was quick to get assists from the outside, distracting the ref while the other Gouji Guys put the beating on OD. Despite this, Jamie came back late in the match with his signature smash mouth hooligan style, bloodying Kishin with a vicious headbutt that sent him to the mat. He tried following up with the Penalty Kick, but Kishin rolled out of the way and caught OD with the backstabber. He then hit the Kishin Wings and rolled Jamie up. OD got to the ropes, but Gouji knocked his foot off before the ref could see to steal the victory. Kishin Kid was once again the Havok Television Champion. After the match he grabbed a mic...

Kishin Kid: The era of the New Epic is just getting started! I have beaten every big name that has been placed in front of me. You name your favorite wrestler and I've probably beaten him. You name a title and I've probably held it. In such a short amount of time I went from TV to World! Now that I'm the Television Champion again, it should come as no surprise that the New Epic, the crown jewel of the Gouji Guys, is going after the Havok World Championship once again. It's not over Mach. It's far from over. I WILL have that title back, and 2015 WILL BE the year of the NEW EPIC!

Main event time, as the new Havok World Champion Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise took on the 87's betrayers Olly Oliver and Ishihiro Tomo. Excellent main event, with Tomo still producing quality matches heel or face. A barbaric confrontation between he and Mach lead both to tagging out, with Sal Paradise quickly getting the better of Olly Oliver. On the outside, Kishin Kid tried to get involved, but Jamie OD rushed down to serve as equalizer. He stopped Kishin, and took a foreign object from Olly, specifically a Sega Nomad, which would have been heavy enough to cave in Sal's skull. The confusion lead to Sal hitting the Face Turn on the Retro Gamer and getting the pin and the win. After the match, Jamie helped the 87's clear the ring, as Sal Paradise handed him a t-shirt. The crowd was going wild, as Jamie put the shirt on, reuniting the LoveKick Connection, and bringing the Hooligan into the 87's fold.

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Television Qualifier: Jamie OD beat Dogma Mask via Penalty Kick -> Pin
2. Havok Television Qualifier: Kishin Kid beat Camilo Ortega via Kishin Wings x Choke Hold -> Referee Stoppage
3. Singles: Firebrand X beat LG Rod via Fire Brainbuster -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Heather Mach beat Valarie Dorado via Machbuster Running Double Knee -> Pin
5. Singles: Hazard beat Grind via Vertebreaker -> Pin
6. Havok Television Championship: Kishin Kid beat Jamie OD via Kishin Wings -> Pin -> New Havok Television Champion!
7. Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise[o] beat Olly Oliver[x]/Ishihiro Tomo via Face Turn -> Pin

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Hater: Nyah! Hater here, and it's time for some more updates I guess. I don't know, I hate updates. Don't you get updated enough? I mean, they made me come in here just to read off this cue card. Literally anybody could be doing this. Nyah! I hate it! Steve, why don't you do it? Seriously, come over here. No? My wife and I were catching up on Breaking Bad when I got the call to come in. Yes, I know it's over, but we just started so get off my back and don't tell me what happens! What? Heisenwho? I'm not that far yet! Anyways, the Boss has been dealing with a lot in the New Year, but something that's had some trouble getting off the ground is the new Rise of the Renegades show. That problem would end up hitting close to home. In fact, it wasn't just close, it was literally in his home. See? Was that so hard to read?

Tack Angel: *munch munch munch* Hmmm. *munch munch munch* Is this....is this my normal Oat Bran? *munch munch munch* I don't know. *munch munch munch* Amy said she got Oat Bran at the store. *munch munch munch* This doesn't taste like my usual Oat Bran. *munch munch munch* I wonder what the fiber content is. *munch munch munch* I need the fiber to keep me regular. *munch munch munch* Amy?

Amy Angel: Yes Tack?

Tack Angel: Amy, I *spit* WHOA!!!!

Amy Angel: What's wrong?!

Tack Angel: Nothing! I was just....caught off guard.

Amy Angel: Are you sure everything is alright?

Tack Angel: Yeah it's just that you're so......you're so...."big".

Amy Angel: What?

Tack Angel: Chest.....Boobs....Booooooooobs.

Amy Angel: Tack, not in front of Christina.

Tack Angel: Hey...since when did you both have blonde hair? What happened to the green hair?

Amy Angel: Huh? What are you talking about? We've always had blonde hair.

Christina Angel: Silly daddy.

Tack Angel: Right....you have totally never had green hair....just like your bust didn't get twice as big in one night. Did someone screw with time again? I bet it was that Steve guy. I'm going to have to give him a piece of my mi-

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuuuuu!!!!

Tack Angel: Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuuuuu!!!!

Tack Angel: Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuuuuu!!!!

Tack Angel: Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Akinan: Alright stop it!

Amy Angel: Tack?

Tack Angel: I'll handle this blonde chesty wife. Excuse me, but can I help you gentlemen?

Kinniku Mike: You can explain why we still don't have a start date for Rise of the Renegades!

Akinan: Explain and explain now! I want to kick his ass and get back on track and the more time we spend playing teachers and trainers is less time I have to be Havok World Champion!

Tack Angel: You DID get the raises didn't you?

Akinan: That's not the point!

Kinniku Mike: It did help though.

Akinan: Yeah, it did help but that's not the point!

Tack Angel: I'll get on it guys, it's just been complicated with the Government breathing down my neck, and the Gouji Guys trying to hijack Havok. Tell you what, you guys get your male trainees and pair them against each other in tag action on Chaos TV! alright?

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuuuuulright! My strong tits accept.

Akinan: What a dumb ass.

Tack Angel: Now could you please leave? I have some oat bran to eat and some apparent new giant boobs to motorboa-

*knock knock*

Tack Angel: Well now who could that be?!

Tack Angel: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Sup Bro?!

Tack Angel: What do you want?

Trevor Mach: So get this, you're really going to laugh when you hear it too, but my apartment was in Tali's name and now I don't have a place to stay because my ex moved in her new girlfriend. Her new girlfriend Tack. Tack? Taaack.

Tack Angel: I'm not laughing.

Trevor Mach: Well could you please? It'll help cover my anguish! So listen, I was wondering if I could crash with the Angel Familia for-

*SLAM!*

Trevor Mach: Well...I wasn't aware this was a slam jam.

Tack Angel: Amy said it was alright.

Trevor Mach: Really? You asked her?

Tack Angel: Actually, responsible couples discuss things together rationally before coming to big decisions.

Trevor Mach: ......

Tack Angel: Yes, I asked her permission.

Trevor Mach: So I can stay?

Tack Angel: On one condition.

Trevor Mach: Name it.

Tack Angel: Could you go to the store to get the Oat Bran?

Trevor Mach: Fiber?

Tack Angel: Fiber.

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Rise of the Renegades Tag: Erik Stone/Gilgasmesh vs. ManjiMortal/Rhythm Wrestler
2. Singles: Arremer X vs. Randy no Kachi
3. Singles: Ishihiro Tomo vs. Nosan
4. Tag: Kiva/Grind vs. Hazard/Killing Joke
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Heather Mach/Alyssa Flash vs. Real M's/Tracy
6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Kishin Kid/Poison Jam/Dogma Mask

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:02 am

#EVER's got a new home in Club Saturn, and apparently the Mr. Saturn's are really digging it, because the exact same Saturns came to this weeks show. In fact they were standing in the same places. Even the ones on top of each other in the corner. Now that I think about it, the crowds are always the same. They're.....they're always the same! ALWAYS! WHOOOOOOOOOA!!

The opening match saw Swift and Larmore take on the TaskForce, returning to tag action now that MESS has been thwarted. This match was the first in a mini tournament to determine the next contenders for the Heel Besties titles now that the Brothers X and Ortega are gunning for the Trios Championships. Great match, with TaskForce showing that 80's tag team unity, but ring rust from traditional wrestling played a role, as Swift managed to catch Novus off guard with the Pounce, following it up with the Blackhammer for the pin.

#EVER Open Champion Degrees and the returning Jackson Kain battled the Skeleton Crew in the second match of the mini tournament. Jackson Kain got a heroes welcome back to the ring as he controlled the pace of the match with lightning quick moves, and the return of his flair for the theatrics. A Shadow Kick to Ash shattered the Skeleton Prince of HFIL, with Kain getting the pin and throwing out the signature autograph. Big return for Jackson Kain. Dem Bones left the ring trying to put Ash back together as his skull rolled to the back.

Hope Mach returned to Lady Renegades action against Fem C in a short but sweet showdown. Fem C is still trying to get herself over as a protagonist despite the dirty tactics she tried to play off. Hope dug into her amateur wrestling roots and blindsided Fem with the Olympic Slam and the pin. Good win for Hope but as she celebrated the win, the deaf Lady Renegade didn't notice Real M's and Tracy staring mockingly on the stage.

Segua and Ninteldo U continued their feud in tag action, as Gear and the fighting freak Knux battled Death Adder and Zelig. Heated grudge match saw the tyrannical Marcus trying to get involved any chance he could get. When Gear looked to win the match following a Spin Dash Slash, Zelig unleashed his Master Sword, no not that one. No, not that one either. A Kendo Stick he nicknamed Master Sword to attack Gear and Knux. Just when the Segua Heroes were on the ropes a mighty heroic theme began to play.

A man in white judo garb took the ring, with a fist of fire and justice, he forced back the Ninteldo U Renegades, revealing himself to be...

Segata Sanshiro!

What's that? The show's not over? But that would have made a cool ending. Should have booked differently. Tracy and Erica faced off next in another match that showed Tracy casting off and humiliating her former allies, the women that helped get her to the Lady Renegades Championship. Erica was in control, taking out her frustrations, but the H.B.I.C got caught in the signature TikTak and that's all she wrote, and by wrote I mean she got pinned. Don't know why I said the other thing. She didn't write anything.

Main event time, as the two teams that won earlier in the night collided to see who would face LG Rod and Randy no Kachi on the Chaos TV! after New Year Rising 2015. Great match or so I've heard, as I was dumb enough try and get some popcorn during the main event. Turns out Mr. Saturn's just sell coffee at Club Saturn....nothing but coffee. However, I did make it back in time to see a stunning conclusion, in which the blue eyed actor from Summers Jackson Kain hit a Shadow Kick right into Swift as he attempted to Pounce, leading to a big upset pin and the win. #EVER Open Champion Degrees and Jackson Kain will be moving up to Havok to take on the Heel Besties the Chaos TV! after New Year Rising 2015.

Fin.

#EVER: 36 #No Time for Tag Teams
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok World Tag #1 Contender Qualifier: Swift[o]/Larmore beat Jason Saxon/Tony Novus[x] via Pounce x Blackhammer -> Pin
2. Havok World Tag #1 Contender Qualifier: Degrees/Jackson Kain[o] beat Ash[x]/Dem Bones via Shadow Kick -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Hope Mach beat Fem C via Olympic Slam -> Pin
4. Tag: Gear/Knux beat Zelig/Death Adder via DQ
5. Lady Renegades Singles: Tracy beat Erica via TikTak -> Pin
6. Havok World Tag #1 Contender: Degrees/Jackson Kain[o] beat Swift[x]/Larmore via Shadow Kick -> Pin

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Tack Angel: *cough cough* Can I help you?

Amigo: Wha...what are you....why yes you can.

Sal Paradise: You can start by working out this Havok World Championship situation. After all, my bro needs a challenger for New Year Rising.

Kishin Kid: That's right and it's going to be-oh come Tack!

Tack Angel: What?

Kishin Kid: You gotta be kidding me.

Tack Angel: What?

Kishin Kid: Nothing. The New Epic is here, your Television Champion, and I want to let you know that whatever you had planned for the main event is cancelled. See, I won this title again, and I'm turning it in again.

Tack Angel: Really? Really? Come on. You just....you just won it again, and you're going to do this now?

Mr. Gouji: The New Epic is the future of wrestling, and the rightful Havok WORLD Champion. Why should he wait? Kishin Kid wants the match at New Year Rising.

Tack Angel: Fine. He can have it.

Kishin Kid: Of course I can!

Sal Paradise: Hey!

Amigo: What's this about?

Tack Angel: You can have the match, but Amigo and Sal Paradise are also going to be in the match.

Kishin Kid: WHAT?!

Amigo: That's better.

Sal Paradise: That's what I'm talking about!

Tack Angel: A 4-Way for the Havok World Championship. May the best Renegade win.

Amigo: I intend to.

Sal Paradise: is what should have come out of my mouth Amigo, but I don't speak Eaglish. Still, I think I've got this.

Amigo: I know I do.

Kishin Kid: You're all going to underestimate me again, and it's going to cost you! I have beaten you, and I'll go on to beat you again, because I'm the New Epic and the future Havok World Champion for the 2nd time! Let's go Gouji, and for the love of God put some pants on Tack!

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh crips! I knew I forgot to do something!

New Year Rising is coming and we're "rising" to the occasion. Get it? It's a sexual pun, and that's because our opening match features a former porn star. Perfect segway right?

Yes, the Rise of the Renegades show IS coming, or so we've heard, and the male Renegades stepped up in tag action tonight, with an added announcement that the match is going to help the coaches determine who will team with them at New Year Rising. Mike was pimping his team, but got livid when he saw Erik Stone coming out with Aisha. Mr. Strong Tits sabotaged his own team, slamming Stone in the Muscle Buster late in the match when the jealousy was boiling, leading to Rhythm Wrestler lifting Stone for the Tengoku Tombstone and the pin. Mike made it clear he's picking Gilgamesh, while Akinan has yet to decide.

Arremer X was looking to redeem himself by taking on Randy no Kachi in singles action. Anwin was on the outside in the crowd hurling insults at the man machine, but Camilo rushed down, knocking the popcorn out of his hands and fighting him to the back. LG Rod and Mr. Dangerous tried getting involved, but Firebrand X routed them, leading to RnK trying to win with the signature out of nowhere No Kachi Cutter, only to be taken down and submitted with a surprise Calf Killer. Good win for Arremer ahead of the Trios Championship match at New Year Rising.

Void: You have been living a lie. It's time to stop living. It's time to embrace Undeth. The true potential. No fears. No doubts. You have embraced your true self and removed the mark that held you back. Even I have to admit, I wasn't expecting you to remove it so....gruesomely. Are you afraid to jump?

Grind: ......No. I forsake life. I wish to reveal my true self. I will jump.

*jump*

Void: *grabs Grind's hand* And I will catch you,. You have embraced Undeth. Welcome to the family.

The Gouji Guys new bulldog Ishihiro Tomo took on Nosan in a quick and painful singles bout. The eternally bandaged Tomo-kun battered the wise cracking janitor until a Brainbuster sealed the deal. Olly and Mr. Gouji came out to celebrate, touting that the bulldog was with the Gouji Guys now, and the intention to hunt down and eliminate the rest of the 87's.

Grind is another big name added to the list of Renegades that have abandoned the 87's, with the Roller Blader embracing Undeth after losing quite quickly to the former Switchback, now the radioactive Hazard. Kiva, the sole survivor of the Renegade Luchadors was now going to have to stand tall on his own against the Undeth Family....or so we thought. Instead of a tag match, Grind joined the entire Undeth group in a beat down on Kiva, but suddenly...

Hex III and Locura rushed from the crowd to make the save. Los Tiburon ran down from the stage and El Mago appeared in a cloud of smoke. The Luchadors returned and saved Kiva for the beat down. Kiva pointed directly at Grind, and in Lucha that means that he wishes to face him at New Year Rising in a Lumberjack match with the luchadors surrounding the ring....so a LumberLucha Match? Yes, a LumberLucha Match(c).

Hailey....Helena...whatever you want to be called now, I have found a new calling of my own. I've seen what the Undeth are. I've seen what they can do for me. I can see that my future as it is will never take me to the places I want to be, like the Havok World Championship. I need a new future and a new life, and that life does not include you. Besides, we both know that your heart isn't with me. My heart was with you once, but now....I don't want to have a heart. I don't want to feel. I am Undeth. Goodbye Helena.

-Grind

Helena Havok: Oh....my....Grind.....no.

Trevor Mach: Helena? Oh heya chick, I didn't know you were here.

Helena Havok: Trevor! I-

Trevor Mach: You heard about Grind?

Helena Havok: I just....I just found the note.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, we just saw what happened in the ring. Another one bites the dust. I'm bummed about losing another bro, but I feel worse for you. I'm honestly sorry about your man going all cult on us.

Helena Havok: I-I can't believe it. I don't know how to feel.

Trevor Mach: Hey, don't worry about it. Seriously, I know that's a weird thing to say, but I was in a cult once and it all worked out. Did you know that?

Helena Havok: Yeah, Fenrir hijacked the space station. You exploded in space. Everyone knows about that.

Trevor Mach: Oh right. That was fun, and it all worked out!

Helena Havok: Do you really think everything's going to be alright?

Trevor Mach: Honestly? I have no idea. I've lost so much in such a short amount of time I'm still working out the shock myself. I was actually hoping you could set the example of how I'm supposed to deal with this, cause dealing with things well is not a thing.....that I do.....well.

Helena Havok: I don't really know either to be honest.

Trevor Mach: Great, we'll handle this badly together then. Take a seat with me so we can figure out what part of the locker room to trash first.

Helena Havok: You look tired Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I haven't slept in days. Been trying to stay at the Tackleton Residence. They actually get up in the mornings, so that's been hell for me. Don't get me started on the tofu diet they got going on, and SO MUCH OAT BRAN!

Helena Havok: How do you do it? How do you keep going on like you are? You're obviously in so much pain physically and emotionally. How do you keep wrestling?

Trevor Mach: Well, the way I see it, the two most important days of your life, are the day that you're born, and the day you find out what you were born for. I was born to wrestle. At least, that's what I think I was born to do.

Helena Havok: That was surprisingly deep.

Trevor Mach: Well don't give me too much credit. I think I read that in a book or something.

Helena Havok: Ah, I was totally going to give you credit.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, maybe I should stop mentioning this stuff and take the credit instead.

Helena Havok: I think you're right. I'd buy it.

Trevor Mach: I don't want to lie to you though. I've been enough of a dick to you.

Helena Havok: No you haven't.

Trevor Mach: Oh I totally have! Come on, I'm an asshole to everyone I meet. It's just what I do.

Helena Havok: I never thought so, at least not to me.

Trevor Mach: I'm never sorry about it either, but for you I'll be sorry. You're a pretty cool chick.

Helena Havok: You think so?

Trevor Mach: Totally! Grind's a lucky bro, even if he's a creepy cultist now. You're a fun chick and to be honest you've got a rocking body. He knows all that so I'm sure despite this whole "brainwashing cult" thing it can all work out.

Helena Havok: Actually, he broke up with me. I was reading this note, and he said that his new world can't have me in it. He didn't think my heart was with him anymore. To be honest, it might not have been. I loved getting to work here in Havok because I was such a big fan of you Renegades. I was a huge fan of Grind, and I still am, but he wasn't my absolute favorite, not really. To-to be honest I was always a bigger fan of yo-

Helena Havok: You have fallen asleep on my lap. How the hell did I not notice that?

Retro Hippie: Trevor? It's almost time for-

Helena Havok: Shhhh!

Retro Hippie: What's going on here?

Helena Havok: He fell asleep.

Retro Hippie: Now of all times? Grind just left the 87's and we have a main event match coming. Even with Jamie OD I don't know how we're going to overcome the Gouji Guys. Trevor said he had one last ace up his sleeve, but that could have just been....well....BS as it were.

Helena Havok: Yeah, he's a Bullshit Artist isn't he?

Retro Hippie: The way you say it makes it sound like a compliment.

Helena Havok: Maybe it is.

Retro Hippie: We need to wake him up fo-

Helena Havok: Shhhh.....no....let him sleep....just for now.

The Lady Renegades were up next in a heated tag match, with the Lady Renegades Champion Real M's and Tracy taking on #1 Contender Heather Mach and Alyssa Flash. Complete out of control brawl, with M's trying to destroy her opponents by any means. Somehow this one was not ended in a DQ, but a ref bump gave Tracy the chance to reclaim her barbed wire bat and try to use it on Flash. That's when Mura appeared out from under the ring and surprised Tracy before spraying the mist. The blinded Tracy lost the bat back to Flash, as Heather blasted her with the Machbuster Running Double Knee and the pin. After the match, to add further insult to injury, after the match a screaming Tracy had her top ripped off by Mach and Flash, sending her screaming to hide behind M's. Flash and Mach finally got a shot back on the Lady Renegades Power Couple, and we're sure to get more complaints from soccer moms because of it. Family show my ass. Is anyone really buying that anymore with all this hardcore nudity? I thought the blood was the first indicator but nooooooo it had to come to tits. This really IS a Tack Angel ran promotion.

It was now main event time as the remaining 87's took on Kishin Kid, Dogma Mask, and Poison Jam of the Gouji Guys. The 87's lost Grind this week, but picked up Jamie OD the week before, leading to a Lovekick Reunion for the main event, and what a kick fest we got at the start, with the Hooligan taking out his anger on the Kid that cost him the Television Championship. Great action in this match, but like so many other Gouji heavy matches, this one saw outside interference from Olly and Tomo, the 87's betrayers. However, late in the match, as Poison Jam was setting up OD for a Lariat, he found himself tripped up by Tomo. The confusion lead to Jamie landing the Penalty Kick and getting the pinfall. The Gouji Guys all stared in confusion, as Tomo attacked Olly before rolling into the ring to go on the attack of Poison and Dogma. A tired, but laughing Trevor Mach grabbed a mic.

Trevor Mach: Did you really think Tomo-kun would betray his 87's brothers? He got on the inside to figure out what your game plan was, but he was never a Gouji Guy. You should know better. No one is more loyal than a Pitbull! BOOSH!

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Rise of the Renegades Tag: ManjiMortal/Rhythm Wrestler[o] beat Erik Stone[x]/Gilgasmesh via Tengoku Tombstone -> Pin
2. Singles: Arremer X beat Randy no Kachi via Calf Killer -> Submission
3. Singles: Ishihiro Tomo beat Nosan via Brainbuster -> Pin
4. Tag: Kiva/~~Grind~~ beat Hazard/Killing Joke via DQ
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Heather Mach[o]/Alyssa Flash beat Real M's/Tracy[x] via Machbuster Running Double Knee -> Pin
6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Kishin Kid/Poison Jam[x]/Dogma Mask via Penalty Kick -> Pin

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Helena Havok: Sup Renegades. It's been a wild week for your favorite chick Helena. Grind is....well...he's gone. He joined the Undeth, and I don't know what to do about or even really how I feel about it, but the show must go on right? Right Steve? Steve? What? You laughing at my misfortune over there? Oh you're talking about THAT! Look, I can't help that I apparently make a good place to take a nap. It's a natural gift, and I'm not going to have you judging me because-

Good News Gary: I'm delighted to say I have some GOOD NEWS everyone! #EVER will be back this week with #EVER 37: Working it Out! A Ballpit Madness match will open the show, with the #HashTaggers engaging in shenanigans to determine a new #1 Contender for the Open Championship. Meanwhile, the title will be on the line in the main event, as Degrees defends against former Champion Kyo, who has recovered from his MESS abduction. Jackson Kain will be in singles action against the luchador Hercules, while Hope Mach and Helena Havok take on 2K. It's sure to be GOOD NEWS if you watch it!

#EVER 37: Working it Out!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Ballpit Madness: That Guy vs. Jelly Jiggler vs. Swift vs. Larmore vs. Jason Saxon vs. Tony Novus vs. Nosan vs. Flying Man vs. CandleJa-
2. Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Hercules
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach/Helena Havok vs. Kayla Sparkz/Kei Akiyama
4. #EVER Open Championship: Degrees(c) vs. Kyo

Helena Havok: Oh yeah? Well you like getting pegged in the ass by M's and Tracy! Don't you DARE comeback with that! You-what? We're back? Seriously guys, get on the ball here! Trying to be professional and shit! So yeah, I'm back in action on #EVER, but we're going to take about the final Chaos TV! before New Year Rising. An Over the Top Rumble will crown a new Television Champion, since Kishin Kid JUST HAD to immediately turn in the title for another shot at Trev-the Havok World Champion. Kiva will team with the returning Los Tiburon to take on the Jet Set Dark Future of Undeth, my former Grindage and Hazard. Firebrand X will take on Mr. Dangerous, while the Havok World Champion Trevor Mach and loyal 87's Pitbull Tomo-kun will take on Poison Jam and Dogma Mask. Kishin Kid will take on Nosan in singles action leading to the main event. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD, the Lovekick 87's will reunite in tag action against Amigo and a partner of his choice. Who will the lone wolf World Warrior choose in this final match before New Year Rising? Tune in and find out!

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Television Championship Over the Top Rumble:
2. Tag: Kiva/Los Tiburon vs. Grind/Hazard
3. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Mr. Dangerous
4. Tag: Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Poison Jam/Dogma Mask
5. Singles: Kishin Kid vs. Nosan
6. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Amigo/?

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This is #EVER and I know what you're all thinking, what's up with the Ballpit? Well you see, Christina Angel just had her birthday, and at the party Tack Angel was not allowed to get into the ballpit, so he rented one for #EVER, and thought a Tack Angel Original was in order. I mean, we could talk about all the other stuff that happened during the show, but you're not here for that. Oh sure, Jackson Kain proved that the luchador Hercules did not prepare himself for a return from injury, as he beat him with a sweet sweet Shadow Kick. Sure, Hope Mach and Helena Havok beat 2K in tag action and that match was also great. Sure, the amazing main event saw Degrees and a returning Kyo battle over the #EVER Open Championship, and Degrees won it out with a PhDDT, earning a defense and the friendship of his opponent. I mean, that's all really interesting stuff, but this was the show that happened to have the Ballpit. In a crazy pit full of wrestling and plastic balls, we saw lots of wacky action. Swift made a ballfort and stayed there, while That Guy and Nosan got buried in a sea of the plastic balls. TaskForce seemed to be the only two trying to make the escape as Larmore stood back to drink and take it all in while Jelly Jiggler melted, because there always has to be sick sticky shit in the ballpit for some reason. That other guy whose name I can't mention was just waiting for someone to abduct, so his placement in the match was a waste of time. The heroic symbol of courage Flying Man proved himself to be the most "on the ball"? Eh? Eh? On the ball. On the ball guys. He escaped the ballpit to win the match and the #1 Contender spot. So yeah. Ballpit!

#EVER 37: Working it Out!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Ballpit Madness: That Guy vs. Jelly Jiggler vs. Swift vs. Larmore vs. Jason Saxon vs. Tony Novus vs. Nosan vs. Flying Man vs. CandleJa-
Winner: Flying Man via Ballpit Escape
2. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Hercules via Shadow Kick x Autograph -> Pin
3. Lady Renegades Tag: Hope Mach[o]/Helena Havok beat Kayla Sparkz/Kei Akiyama[x] via Olympic Slam -> Pin
4. #EVER Open Championship: Degrees(c) beat Kyo via PhDDT -> Pin -> 1st Defense

Tack Angel: I am king here. I am the ball pit king! This is the life. Silence, solitude, and a ballpit. Time to rela-

Christina Angel: DADDY!

Tack Angel: AH!

Amy Angel: Tack, what are you doing?

Tack Angel: Well hey, I rented this thing and I'm going to use it! Gotta make it worth the purchase!

Christina Angel: Daddy? Scary man here.

Swift: Shhh....you don't see nothin' kid. >:C

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:04 am

Helena Havok: Sup Renegades! Helena Havok here, your chick with all the info you need to know about upcoming events, and man is it time to get hyped for our upcoming events. We start with New Year Rising 2015 this week on the Havok Battle Network. The card has been finalized with the Lumberlucha Match getting officially added. We've also heard that Subculture will make his return in a Special Singles Match, in which he'll take on WVBA's Glass Joe. The opponent is not quite up to the level of Super Macho Man, but Master Lu is wanting the Green Bomber to build himself back up before a rematch goes down. Good luck Subbie! The main event will see Havok World Champion Trevor Mach defend the title against Sal Paradise, Amigo, and Kishin Kid. The odds are against him, but he's overcome a lot in recent weeks so...I'll shut up before I sound biased. Oh hell, I am biased, I wish him luck on this one. He's been through a lot. He needs someone to support him. Don't give me that look Steve! I see that Amigo shirt you're wearing, so don't give me the judgmental gaze. Dick.

Officially Unofficial New Year Rising 2015 Theme:

Havok: New Year Rising 2015
Summers Battle Zone
Havok Battle Network

0. Rise of the Renegades Coach/Student Tag: Kinniku Mike/Gilgamesh vs. Akinan/Rhythm Wrestler
1. Lady Renegades No Rules: Tracy vs. Alyssa Flash
2. LumberLucha�: Kiva vs. Grind
3. Havok Trios Championship Ladder: Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega
4. Special Singles: Subculture vs. Glass Joe[WVBA]
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Real M's(c) vs. Heather Mach
6. Havok World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Sal Paradise vs. Kishin Kid vs. Amigo

Helena Havok: Hype time bitches! It's that time again! Yep, I'm talking about that. The annual celebration of how awesome wrestling is. The anniversary of when it all began. Victory Explosion 9 is coming!

Officially Unofficial Victory Explosion 9 Theme: obzPPeHgHRQ

Helena Havok: We're heading back to Edo for this one! Yep, the Kyoto Dome will play host to Victory Explosion 9, which is great for me because I can still say "IN DA DOME" whenever I hype the card and it will still be accurate. No, it's not the Saturn Dome, but it's A DOME, and you can't stop me no matter who you are. AHAHAHA! Get Hype because Victory Explosion 9 is coming. Tickets are now on sale.....so it being in Edo....might make this irrelevant for most of you. I didn't think that part out till I said it out loud. Well hey, some of you can go over there to see it right? Right?

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with your Havok update. I wasn't supposed to be the one giving this update either, but no one has seen Helena since the #EVER show so give me a second to compile my notes. Steve? Do you have my notes? What? Helena doesn't keep notes? Of course. Well let's see, we've got a main event coming up this week where Sal Paradise and Jamie OD will reunite as the LoveKick Connection. They'll be taking on Amigo and a partner of his choosing. The World Warrior has been working alone since coming back to Havok, focusing completely on winning the Havok World Championship once again, so we're all left wondering who he is going to pick? Well, we know who he's not picking. Let's show the tape.

Amigo: Yeah, I know you're busy, and I know we don't always see eye to eye, but I know what kind of partner I'm going to need for this match. I want the edge heading into New Year Rising, and this win will give me just that. Yes, this is my cell phone, why do you ask? Well of course I have a cell phone. Hey, even a loners gotta check his bookface every now and then. Yes, I have a bookface. Yes....yes you can add me if you'll team with me on Chaos TV! Look....look I gotta go. I've got company.

Mr. Gouji: I'm sorry, are we disturbing you?

Amigo: As a matter of fact you are.

Mr. Gouji: My apologies, but we'll make this very brief. We have a proposition for you. The New Epic is planning to win at New Year Rising, but that doesn't mean we can't work out a deal before hand. Kishin Kid will do you the favor of being on your team for Chaos TV! You two can wipe the floor with Sal Paradise. He's the only real threat anyways. You both target Mach at NYR, and the two of you will have the ring to yourselves. Of course all bets are off then. What do you say?

Amigo: I say take that offer and shove it. I don't need your tricks. I'm not looking to take these guys out. I'm looking to beat them in a match. I'm looking to win. Trevor Mach's got the belt, and the only reason he does is because that young punk behind you stole it from me. I'm taking my title back, and if you want to continue touting your self importance, I suggest you stay out of my way.

Kishin Kid: Big mistake Amigo. You going to go into this one alone? What a fool.

Amigo: No, for one night only, I've got back up, and it's going to be just like old times.

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Nerma: Alright so....while that was airing, we found out where Helena's been. We just got the footage. What you're going to see starts after the most recent #EVER. Yes, the one with the ballpit. Sorry Helena, those new Lakitu Cameramen are everywhere. Roll the footage.

Hope Mach: Great match Helena!

Helena Havok: Hey, you won it for us chick. Great job! I only wish we could've gotten a match in the ballpit! That would've been sweeeeet.

Hope Mach: Totally!

Trevor Mach: There's my girl!

Hope Mach: Hey!

Trevor Mach: *signing* Way to go. I'm proud of you.

Helena Havok: Uh....Heya Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Helena! Congrats on the W!

Helena Havok: Thanks.

Hope Mach: You ready to go?

Trevor Mach: Sure am!

Helena Havok: Where you guys going?

Trevor Mach: Taking my Hope out to get some Pizza or 'Za as the cool kids call it. They do call it that right?

Hope Mach: No....no they don't.

Trevor Mach: Oh....well they should. I'm gonna make it a thing. I do that ya know. I make things out of things.

Helena Havok: Hey..uh...actually, could I talk to you for a minute Trevor? Alone?

Hope Mach: Take your time.

Helena Havok: Thanks Hope.

Trevor Mach: If this is about Grind I don't have anything to update you on. We've all tried reaching out to him, but he smashed up his cell phone. I'm really sorry about that.

Helena Havok: No, it's about something else. It's about our talk from the other night.

Trevor Mach: Oh...right. I'm sorry I fell asleep on you, I just haven't been sleeping well living with the Angels and all. Do you know they actually have dinner at a table before sitting down to watch approximately 1 hour television before going to bed? Same routine every night. I thought about jumping out of the window last night just to break up the pattern.

Helena Havok: I didn't mind that. I didn't mind it at all. I enjoyed talking to you. Look, I'm really bad at the touchy feely stuff, but I'm really trying here because I appreciate you caring about me and Grind, but that's not what I want to talk about. Do you remember what we were talking about the other night before you fell asleep?

Trevor Mach: I was telling you that things could work out, but then you told me that the damn idiot broke up with you.

Helena Havok: You remember?

Trevor Mach: Sometimes. Everything else is just a haze, like trying to play cards with the Angels. 3 straight hours of Tripoli on a Saturday Night. They play for pennies Helena. PENNIES! This is revenge for being a dick isn't it?

Helena Havok: Well, I think you zonked out right around the most important part.

Trevor Mach: Oh?

Helena Havok: I was telling you that while I was always a huge fan of Grindage, he wasn't my favorite Renegade. That Renegade is-

Trevor Mach: Whoa! You don't have to tell me that you know. Just because Grind lost it doesn't mean we're going to kick you out of the 87's or anything.

Helena Havok: I want to tell you.

Trevor Mach: I don't know if I should hear it.

Helena Havok: What? Why?

Trevor Mach: People think I'm an idiot.....they're actually right about that, but I'm not totally blind, at least not all the time. I do watch the product after all. I like to catch your updates actually.

Helena Havok: You do?

Trevor Mach: I lost my heart. My whole world was coming down around me, but Hope kept me going, both the intangible hope as a concept, and the literal Hope my daughter. Still, it's tough not wanting to go to that destructive place. I lost my anchor, but I've gotten a lot of support from you. I appreciate that, I really do. However, I don't know where you think this is going. My wife abandoned me, for another woman even. I'm more of a wreck than ever, and for once I don't know if I feel like dragging someone else into that.

Helena Havok: ....Dammit Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Helena Havok: Who the hell do you think I am? You think you're doing me a favor by saying something like that to me? You don't know what I'm thinking! I watched you for years before joining up with Havok. I saw you as you took off the robe and hat. I watched you fight an alien in the streets of Onett. I followed you through your MMA phase. The Bushido Crusade remember? I watched you take the helm of EBW, and throw it all away just to get back into the ring. You poured your heart and soul out in the ring, and I saw it. I saw who you really were. You might not know what I'm thinking, but I know what you're thinking. You don't know how you can move on from years with Tali, but you can. You think you would be dragging me down, but that won't happen. I'm a strong girl Trevor Mach, I can handle anything you could ever dish out.

Trevor Mach: I believe you. You were a Power Ranger after all, just like Hope. I got your action figure too.

Helena Havok: I didn't base my life around you, but I did get inspired by you. Despite being angry, bitter, and sore, to this day you just keep going, kicking ass and cracking jokes. It wasn't hero worship either. I didn't see a larger than life figure, I just saw a man, an imperfect man, but my kind of imperfect. Bad ass, just the way I like it. Problem was for me that you got married. I thought I moved on, but in your weakest moments it hit me. I knew what I wanted. You're not going to drag me down.....I'm going to lift you up. You were always my favorite Trevor Mach. I was your biggest fan.

Trevor Mach: ....I think I want to be YOUR biggest fan.

Helena Havok: ....So what happens now?

Trevor Mach: ......'Za?

Amy Angel: You know, when you suggested Dinner Theater, I wasn't so sure I'd like it, but Wicked was actually very good.

Tack Angel: I thought you'd like it!

Amy Angel: I bet Trevor enjoyed the night to himself.

Tack Angel: We should see if he wants to play some Tripoli! I think he really likes that game!

Amy Angel: I'm not so sure.

Tack Angel: Huh, that's weird. The door's locked.

Amy Angel: I didn't bring my key.

Tack Angel: Me either. I wouldn't figure Trevor would actually remember to lock the door.

Amy Angel: You think everything's alright?

Tack Angel: Well, from what I can see nothing's on fire sooooo....*knock knock*

Helena Havok: Hello?

Tack Angel: Helena?!

Helena Havok: Oh that's right, I don't live here.

Tack Angel: What are you doing in my house...and in your undergarments?

Helena Havok: Uh...that's a very good question, and let me tell you Boss, I really want to answer it but-

Trevor Mach: Everything cool Helen....a?

Tack Angel: ......

Amy Angel: ......

Trevor Mach: Uh....hey guys.....want some 'Za?

Tack Angel: ....Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Yeah.....it's exactly what it looks like.

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Trevor Mach: Uh....hey Grind ol' buddy ol' pal! Listen, you and I need to talk.

Void: He's got nothing to say to you. He's got nothing left to say to anyone. The moment he opened his mouth and lost his mask, he also lost everything that made him a champion. You poisoned him. Now, he's free to reclaim what he's lost.

Trevor Mach: Hey, if my bro wants to drink your kool-aid for awhile that's his business. Hell, I might be tempted myself if the kool-aid was ecto cooler, but they don't make that anymore. Grind, we need to talk about Helena. Listen, I-

Grind: When it's time, it's time, but right now I don't have anything to say to you, or anything I want to hear from you. I have become Undeth.

Trevor Mach: ...Suit yourself dude, but we're going to have to get around to this eventually.

Grind: ....Don't worry....we will.

It's the final show before New Year Rising 2015. You could say it's the Go Home Show, but it's my new years resolution not to do that. Havok will be heading back to the Summers to celebrate the future by making it an 80's themed event, cause Back to the Future II. A big show awaits us there, but a big show was also awaiting here, but it already happened, so it's not awaiting anymore....it happened. Here's the recap of the thing that we were awaiting before it happened. Chaos TV!

The show began with an Over the Top Rumble to the determine who would be crowned the new Havok Television Champion, and hopefully they wouldn't immediately turn the title in like the last champion. A few of the Renegade mistook this match as an Over the Top match, expecting to arm wrestle ala Sylvester Stallone in the 1980's classic, but that's what happens when you don't designate Top Rope in the match title, and you leave people to make assumptions. The writing was on the wall for this one, as the Gouji Guys banded together to clear the ring, but Renegades like El Mago made them work for it, as he constantly disappeared in the ring via puff of smoke, until the Gouji Guys all got the idea to attack all four ring corners at once, with Dangerous throwing the magician out of the ring. Gouji ordered the other Guys to vacate the ring except for one...Noah Jennings. The purple perpetrator has gold around his waist once again. Technically silver....with a white strap. The Gouji Guys have more gold, which means more power whether Tack Angel thinks that's a good wrestling concept or not.

Kiva and Los Tiburon were next out to face the Jet Set Dark Future of Undeth, in a revenge match up, but it was not to be. Void instead ordered Hood to the ring to work with Hazard against the Anahuac Heroes. Grind watched on silently as the Lucha Duo picked up right where they left off, taking it to the Undeth team. The finish came when the Mad Lucha Tiburon grappled the hell out of Hazard long enough for Kiva to hit the Kiva Dive on Hood for the pin and the win. Grind just kept staring, but Void promised that Kiva wouldn't be dealing with a broken former 87 at New Year Rising, but a disciple of the Undeth, and the transformation would be complete just in time for the big event.

Firebrand X: Gouji Guys, you have certainly made a mess of things around here. You took our tag titles, and you've got an iron grip, but that won't stop myself, Arremer X, and Camilo Ortega from ripping the Trios Championships away from you. You all know what Camilo Ortega can do, he was the first Gouji Guy after all. Remember? You're all Gouji's Plan B, his second or even third choice. You all underestimate Arremer X. Anwin did that, and now the bitter "former World Champion" is going to watch from the sidelines as we win those belts. As for me, you've all seen what I'm capable of. You've felt the fire, and you've faced the monster. Tonight though, you will see an electrified Firebrand X. The prologue to New Year Rising, and the defeat of the "Heel Besties". Dangerous get ready, because that match is next.

Firebrand X brought the fire and the thunder to his match with Mr. Dangerous. The multi-time former World Champion dusted off his MMA credentials for this match, relying on hard hitting strikes against the flamboyant Dangerous, taking him to the mat easily to put the fear in him and the Heel Besties. Rod and RnK tried to get involved, but X turned to them and threatened to unmask, which was enough to get them to jump off the side of the ring, unsure of what would have happened. X apparently didn't have a plan either, because he shrugged and returned to the match. Dangerous turned things around late in the match enough to get a 2 Count attempt following a flash forward leg sweep, but X would end up putting him away with a Fire Thunder Driver before the pin.

Havok World Champion Trevor Mach and the 87's Pitbull Tomo-kun reunited for a hard hitting tag match against Poison Jam and Dogma Mask. Tomo showed his true colors by taking out Poison Jam last week, and that lead to some heated back and forth between the two in this match. Mach let the angry dog do most of the heavy lifting at his insistence, mostly running defense, and blocking a pin stoppage with a flying knee as Tomo overpowered Jam for the second week in a row and plowed him to the match with a Brainbuster to score the pin and win. The eternally wrapped shoulder of Tomo was looking stronger this week, and it looks like DAT HEART still beats for the 87's.

Heather Mach: Thanks for having my back training tonight ladies, I appreciate it. You can't be too careful these days.

Alyssa Flash: I hear ya, but then again we've got the bat right now don't we?

Helena Havok: It's going to be a hell of a match that's for sure.

Hope Mach: Good luck Heather.

Heather Mach: Thanks I-

Real M's: Touching. No really, it's all very touching, like a finger touching the back of my throat making me want to gag.

Alyssa Flash: The hell do you want?

Real M's: I'm just not sure why any of you decided to show up tonight. You didn't have a match, so what was the point?

Tracy: You all know that we're the reason a Lady Renegades division even exists, let alone thriving. They know we're the best wrestlers, and for those who want a little "more", we're the best at that too.

Real M's: We're Rated M for violence and sexuality, sometimes at the same time, right Heather?

Heather Mach: Whatever you think you did to me, you didn't do it. You didn't break my will and you didn't embarrass me either. You have pissed me off though, and I can't wait to rip that title off your shoulder and hoist it over my head at New Year Rising.

Real M's: Oooo, this is going to be fun! Please stay that mad, cause I'm going to get off on beating the hell out of you with that expression on your face. I love it. It happened to Flash, and it's going to happen to you too.

Alyssa Flash: Step and little closer and say that M's, I dare ya.

Real M's: She thinks I'm afraid of that bat Tracy.

Tracy: We like it rough Flash.

Real M's: More than you could probably handle. You're all so pathetic, banding together cause you're afraid of us. Hope, my sweet little Hope. You're disappointing your mother oh so much. Helena, you're playing with fire. You know exactly what I'm talking about, and we're going to get to that, when I get to you. Bitches.....Hope....stay out of my way until New Year Rising. When I send Heather out on a stretcher maybe you'll get the message that this division and this show belong to us, and we'll do whatever we want, to whoever we want, and that's the real hard truth ladies.

The next match saw singles action, as Kishin Kid took on the janitor Nosan. Nosan found himself on the wrong end of a beating 2 weeks in a row, as the New Epic dominated the match. The Kid sent a message to his NYR opponents, using the Kishin Wings on Nosan repeatedly until the Referee stopped the encounter. After the match Kishin Kid claimed that he will walk out of NYR 2015 with the Havok World Championship and still be holding the title at NYR 2016. Good thing Tack Angel didn't get the ban on boastful bravado and macho claims by the Board of Directors.

Tack Angel: IT'S PENDING!

Hater: NYAH! Hater here with the reunited LoveKick Connection. Tonight, you face off with Amigo and a mystery opponent. You ready to team up once again for this big match?

Jamie OD: Oi! I'll speak for Sal Paradise, as he apparently doesn't speak Eaglish, which is a surprise to me especially. Reunited and it feels so good! We've been mates and we've been enemies, but one thing that was always true is that we were the very best tag team that wrestling has ever seen. For the kiddies at home, we basically ran the EBW Tag Division, and we could do the same to Havok, but my boy here might be Havok World Champion before that. At New Year Rising he'll-

Kishin Kid: Leave you in the dust again?

Jamie OD: You little bastard. You got balls coming around me after what you cost me.

Kishin Kid: You expect me to feel sorry for you?

Jamie OD: No, but if you would hold still while I kick you in the face, that would be great.

Kishin Kid: Paradise is going to drop you like a bad habit if he wins. You know that right?

Sal Paradise: Don't listen to him. The devil is the master of lies.

Jamie OD: You understood what he was saying?

Sal Paradise: Nope!

Jamie OD: I'm not buying what you're selling. Screw off Kid, cause we've got a main event to win.

Kishin Kid: I'll have a front seat for that match. Count on it.

Main event time, as the 87's LoveKick Connection would be taking on Amigo and a partner of his choice. The rumors were swirling, and the big reveal lived up, as Mr. Strong Tits himself Kinniku Mike joined his former SURGE Generation partner for a EBW style classic tag. Great match that lived up to their previous encounters years ago, but the problem with an EBW style tag is that this is Havok, and lately we've had a ton of heat killing run ins, and this match was no exception, with Kishin, Dogma, and Olly Oliver rushing the ring to attack. Trevor and Tomo assisted LoveKick, Amigo, and Mike to force them back out of the ring. Sal, Amigo, and Kishin were all staring at Trevor and then back at each other. Trevor looked confused before Hippie reminded him that they were doing that staring down at the belt thing. That's because all four men will clash in the main event of New Year Rising 2015!

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Television Championship Over the Top Rumble: Winner: Noah Jennings -> New Havok Television Champion!
2. Tag: Kiva[o]/Los Tiburon beat Hood[x]/Hazard via Kiva Dive -> Pin
3. Singles: Firebrand X beat Mr. Dangerous via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin
4. Tag: Trevor Mach/Ishihiro Tomo[o] beat Poison Jam[x]/Dogma Mask via Brainbuster -> Pin
5. Singles: Kishin Kid beat Nosan via Kishin Wings -> Referee Stoppage
6. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Amigo/Kinniku Mike ended in a No Contest

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Helena Havok: Sup Renegades!? Helena Havok here, your chick with all the updates you crave. Feeling pretty great today, had a good weekend, and got a big issue taken care of, so it's.....what....what are you looking at Steve? Just once JUST ONCE I want to get through an update with you being all judgmental like you're some kind of producer. No, I don't care that you're ACTUALLY the producer or not. Let's just get through this, cause it's more good news for me, for the Lady Renegades in general, and probably the future of #EVER. Let's roll the footage!

Tack Angel: So wait....wait....wait....let me get this straight. You mean to tell me that Segata Sanshiro took care of the Ninteldo U problem?

Gear: He did with our help. We all banded together to stop them.

Tack Angel: Off camera?

Gear: Yes.

Tack Angel: Seriously?

Gear: Yep! We did it! Segua has overcome Ninteldo U and sent them running!

Tack Angel: Why is it that whenever something big and momentous happens in #EVER the Lakitus are out for a drink? The Four Peaks murder mystery and now this? I really liked this stuff too! I was rooting for you, and now I don't get to see how it ends?!

Gear: .....At least we won!

Tack Angel: Yeah, I guess so. So what now?

Gear: Well....we all have to go for a while. We have to go fight Ninteldo U in all corners of the globe to restore the Segua name once and for all.

Tack Angel: Of course. Well I certainly wish you luck, but it's another big hit to #EVER. I can't ever seem to get something off the ground with #EVER. It's never going to be the #EVER I want it to be. #NEVER#EVER. I-

Trevor Mach: Heya Tack!

Tack Angel: ...Go away....I'm still mad at you.

Trevor Mach: Aw, come on! Why are you mad?

Tack Angel: I didn't get any sleep last night. Not one wink of sleep. Not even a half a wink. All I could hear last night was you and Helena in the living room playing Goldeneye 64. All night Trevor. All night!

Trevor Mach: Well....you could've heard worse. Am I right?

Tack Angel: I did hear worse. I didn't want to get into that.

Trevor Mach: ....Alright, so you didn't SEE worse?

Tack Angel: I didn't have to. I saw what you did to my bedroom. MY bedroom Trevor!

Trevor Mach: So, you and Amy aren't going to let Helena come over tonight are you?

Tack Angel: What's going on with you two? Is this getting serious?

Trevor Mach: Seriously awesome, but more on that later.

Tack Angel: That's alright, I'd rather not know. I'm too tired to care.

Trevor Mach: I noticed. You forgot your pants again.

Tack Angel: ................Dammit.

Trevor Mach: Tack, what are you going to do about #EVER? You need the 87's to take charge, cause I seem to recall our Taco Tuesday event going really well and I've got Death on speed dial.

Tack Angel: IT WAS ON A WEDNESDAY! No, I have an idea....actually it was Amy's idea....so naturally....I have to use it.

Good News Gary: GOOD NEWS EVERYON-

Tack Angel: Not now Gary! Alright gang, gather round because I have something important to say. That's....that's a bit too close...could you back up please? Wait, now you're too far away. Alright, stop right there! Red Light! Alright, I've got a big announcement to make. Since I'm tired of #EVER's big moments happening off camera it's time for a restructure. It's come to my attention that some of the #Hashtaggers are considered "joke wrestlers".

Jelly Jiggler: What a preposterous statement! I am Jelly Jiggler! The gelatinous show off!

That Guy: Yeah, That Guy is not a joke wrestler. That Guy is That Guy, not this guy, but That Guy.

Tack Angel: It's also come to my attention that the Lady Renegades are hungry for more matches, more shots, and more chances. That's why I'm going to let the men and women fight for it. We're changing the game. It's now going to be #EVER: Renegades vs. Lady Renegades. The dominant gender will own the show and get the matches. If you "joke wrestlers" want to wrestle and get paid, you're going to need to step it up, cause these women want what you've got. Don't think you can let the top tier talent of #EVER win it for you either, cause they are moving up. That's right, Degrees, Jackson Kain, Jason Saxon, and Tony Novus are going to Havok's main brand.....Havok....yes. Degrees, the #EVER Open Champion, will be making one last appearance against the #1 Contender Flying Man at the next show. If he wins he'll relinquish the title, so either way it'll be the last hurrah for Degrees in #EVER. You'll still have Swift and Larmore, but they're only an asset if they care.

Swift: Which I don't.....or do I? No....no I don't. >:C

Larmore: I'm here for the booze.

Kyo: We'll use the power of friendship to overcome!

Flying Man: That's right, we'll give it our best to reshape #EVER and make it something to be proud of!

Jelly Jiggler: That's right, and we'll do it without the women!

Erica: Shut it you jello mold bitch!

Kei Akiyama: #EVER is going to be ours!

Gemma: You boys don't stand a chance!

Kayla Sparkz: Put some pants on Tack!

Helena Havok: Trust me, he doesn't even put them on at breakfast.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

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Good News Gary: Good News everyone! I'm here to tell you all about the WONDERFUL and AWESOME new #Hashtagger that is going to be the next big thing in #EVER whether you realize it, like it, embrace it, or not. Why wouldn't you though, because Good News Gary is in charge of #EVER and he knows EXACTLY what the Renegades want! This brand new talent will debut at the first show of our restructuring and will participate in the first ever Salty Rumble! Why is it called that? Well it's not like you're going to hate the results! Let's show you the footage where I introduce this brand new talent! Also, this Special #EVER will serve as the pre-show to New Year Rising 2015! That's right, we actually get to be on the same week as a Havok Special Event! GOOD NEWS!

Good News Gary: Good News everyone! I'm here with our brand new talent who goes by the name of Rains.

Rains: .....

Good News Gary: He comes from a long line of palette swap ninjas, but don't think it's nepotism that got him here. He's here because he's got the skills.

Rains: .....

Good News Gary: And he's great on the mic!

Rains: .....

Good News Gary: No seriously, he's great! Here, read what I wrote for you.

Rains: .....I make it "Rains". Anything else is just a drizzle.

Good News Gary: See? He's great on the mic.

Let's Just See Where This Goes Guys Guy: Hey wait a minute, I'm normally the kind of person who wants to see where this goes, but don't you think throwing someone who is not ready into the main event into a main event is a bad idea.

Good News Gary: No, I think it's GOOD NEWS!

Let's Just See Where This Goes Guys Guy: Right....right, but seriously, isn't this a big misstep in your future? This guy is untested. What can he do?

Rains: ....I can cock my fist and punch people....

Let's Just See Where This Goes Guys Guy: And?

Rains: ....I make it "Rains".

Good News Gary: Literally! Go outside and look! It's raining.

Let's Just See Where This Goes Guys Guy: Great. A disaster in the making, and you could have prevented it. My sodium levels are high.

#EVER 38: Salty Rumble!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Men vs. Women Singles: Hercules vs. Valarie Dorado
2. Men vs. Women Tag: That Guy/Jelly Jiggler vs. Kayla Sparkz/Kei Akiyama
3. #EVER Open Championship: Degrees(c) vs. Flying Man
4. Men vs. Women Singles: Kyo vs. Mura
5. Salty Rumble: TBA

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:04 am

#EVER is back and reformatted once again, with a new narrative of guys vs. girls, and building the future...with Jello guys and That Guys and the like. The Lady Renegades could take the show over by defeating the so called jokers and making #EVER a show for their division and way of wrestling. Let's hope this new format lasts more then a few weeks. Creative tends to get bored.

The opening match saw this new format play out as Valarie Dorado took on Hercules in match with a distinct Anahuac flavor, meaning it was spicy and will probably lead to a bathroom break later in the show. Dorado comes from a long line of luchadors, with Rey Dorado being her brother, which helped her greatly in scouting out the moves of Hercules. Good match, but the heroic Hercules couldn't quite adjust to the thought of hitting a woman in a match, a concept most of the men are going to have to work through. Dorado trapped Hercules in the Armbreaker and got the tap out submission to give the Lady Renegades a big win right off the bat.

The next match saw the #Hashtaggers take on Lady Renegades in tag action, as That Guy and Jelly Jiggler took on 2K. Key Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz have been trying to work their way into a steady position in Havok, refining their skills and taking punishment from Rated M to get there. The experience is paying off as they dominated this encounter, with Sparkz gaining the win after hitting a Spark Plug Arm-Wrench Neckbreaker on Jiggler for the pin.

Moving onto the #EVER Open Championship, Degrees the champion is on his way up to the Havok main brand, and his final opponent Flying Man is looking to lift the belt off the champ without the good doctor getting the chance to relinquish it. The concept of self courage took it to the Doctor who saved the planet 3 separate times with the various Sentai Wrestling teams. Degrees has established himself all this time, but even he found himself caught off guard by the emerging fire in Flying Man. The winner of the Ballpit match kicked out of multiple PhDDTs to pin attempts and went high risk with a Flying Clothesline to win the match and claim the #EVER Open Championship! The good Doctor raised Flying Man's hand in victory and wished him well. The Saturns in the crowd showed a lot of respect to Degrees. The face of #EVER is moving up to Havok, where he and Jackson Kain will challenge the Heel Besties on the next Chaos TV!

Back to the Men vs. Women matches, the paragon of friendship Kyo took on the deadly and venomous Mura in a battle of the two with Great Muta gimmicks. Who is Great Muta you ask? Well this was an awkward match, with Kyo being more hesitant than the others about wrestling a female. Luckily for him, Mura was used her venomous spit and went over the line, leading to a DQ, and the only victory for the men in the night. A win by default, but it's still a win right?

It was now time for the main event, the Salty Rumble, where newcomers would be pushed in a way that will make the Renegades feel upset and revolt, because it's not the direction they were looking for. 20 Men, Women, Ect. cause we don't judge, would all be entering in 30 second intervals, with an over the top elimination being the only way to take someone back out. You all know how this works, so let's get right into it. Jelly Jiggler was the first man to enter, and while he went into a rant about the Lady Renegades Hercules entered the ring and defended their honor going on the attack. That Guy came out next and assisted his partner until Mura came in to throw everything out of whack. With quick kicks she eliminated Hercules and That Guy. Jelly Jiggler charged her, but missed and fell through the bottom rope to the outside. The Celtic Asshole Fergus debuted and tried to spam heat killing brogue kicks on Mura. It sucked, but for some reason people think he's great. The legendary Carlos "Spicy" Danger came into the match too looking to make a big impact, but a brogue kick eliminated him in seconds. The same thing happened to Gabe the Glueman Degrassi and Ziggy Zam Ziggy. Suddenly, Rains came out to no reaction whatsoever and entered the ring cocking his fist and trying to spam Superman punches on the guy spamming Brogue Kicks. Fergus also hit his chest a lot, which was stupid and only showed just how pale he is. Banon debut as well, but was eliminated in such a way that we don't know when he left the ring and who took him out. The chainsaw wielding madman disappeared from the ring at some point. Seriously, we looked at the tapes and one second he's there, and then he just kind of blips out of the ring. 3'dPW Superstar Pippy entered to major fanfare. The little girl was a monster in the ring, eliminated Prince Gordon, who was apparently also in the match. Sparkz, Locura, and Erica of all people would also be taken out by the little monster as well. She also took out Hex III before Mura rushed her, with both of them going over the top rope. El Mago entered the match and used his magical poofing powers to avoid hitting the ground on eliminations. A random Mecha Troy rushed into the building, apparently also entering the Salty Rumble. After Kayla Sparkz entered, out came Locura and Hexagon III, and it was revealed that they were eliminated before entering the match in some sort of temporal paradox. Kei Akiyama had that strong #19 spot, but didn't make it very long as Rains and Fergus kept spamming their stupid moves. The Renegades were getting Salty as they saw the writing on the wall of this Rumble, however, the sodium levels had not yet begun to rise as #20 entered the Rumble...

Bootista returns a year after his debut where he was fired and booed out of the building. He quickly cleaned house, leaving just him and Rains. The two stared down, but as Rains cocked his fist like an idiot, Bootista lifted him up and Bootista Bombed him to the outside. Just as Bootista was about to celebrate, Jelly Jiggler revealed he was still in the match and went for the Supergel Punch, but Bootista stepped back, leading to Jiggler falling over the top rope and eliminating himself. Bootista is the winner of the Salty Rumble, and the new #1 Contender.

Oh wait, the show's not over yet! Noah Jennings hit the scene with the Television Championship in hand. He handed the belt over to Good News Gary, and made it clear that he was using his title shot to challenge for the #EVER Open Championship instead of the Havok World Championship. Wait WHAT?! Noah attacked Flying Man and pulled him back into the ring where he ran over the champ with his usual dirty tricks and tactics. Flying Man tried to rally a comeback, but a loaded punch lead to the Stock Market Crash and the 1-2-3. Noah Jennings shocked the world and went for the #EVER Open Championship instead of the Havok World Championship, and he won it. You know what this means right? Vacant claims the TV Title once again. That's getting ridiculous.

#EVER 38: Salty Rumble!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Men vs. Women Singles: Valarie Dorado beat Hercules via Armbreaker -> Submission
2. Men vs. Women Tag: Kayla Sparkz[o]/Kei Akiyama beat That Guy/Jelly Jiggler[x] via Spark Plug Arm-Wrench Neckbreaker -> Pin
3. #EVER Open Championship: Flying Man beat Degrees(c) via Flying Clothesline -> Pin -> NEW #EVER Open Champion!
4. Men vs. Women Singles: Kyo beat Mura via DQ
5. Salty Rumble: Winner: Bootista
Order of Entry: 1. Jelly Jiggler 2. Hercules 3. That Guy 4. Mura 5. Fergus 6. Carlos "Spicy" Danger 7. Gabe the Glueman Degrassi 8. Ziggy Zam Ziggy 9. Rains 10. Banon 11. 3'dPW Superstar Pippy 12. Prince Gordon 13. Erica 14. El Mago 15. Mecha Troy #14007 16. Kayla Sparkz 17. Locura 18. Hexagon III 19. Kei Akiyama 20. Bootista
Order of Elimination: 1. Hercules 2. That Guy 3. Carlos "Spicy" Danger 4. Gabe the Glueman Degrassi 5. Ziggy Zam Ziggy 6. Banon 7. Prince Gordon 8. Kayla Sparkz 9. Locura 10. Erica 11. Hexagon III 12. Mura 13. 3'dPW Superstar Pippy 14. Kei Akiyama 15. Mecha Troy #14007 16. Fergus 17. El Mago 18. Rains 19. Jelly Jiggler
6. #EVER Open Championship: Noah Jennings beat Flying Man(c) via Stock Market Crash -> Pin -> New #EVER Open Champion!

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Officially Unofficial New Year Rising 2015 Theme: 5Dkgy3wJ8hM

It's 2015, and it's time for the annual trip to Summers for an 80's themed celebration. New Year Rising 2015. Now we've yet to get flying cars and hoverboards, but I'm sure they are coming. What we did have was a an exciting night of fights and some big surprises.

The match zero for the event would see the Rise of the Renegades Tag, that's supposed to showcase the show, but the show has yet to air.....still. Even calling it match zero was kind of a jerk move, as the match was televised, so it's not like it was a dark match. What was supposed to be a showcase ended up being a Mike vs. Akinan match, as the two coaches vented about not being on television and not getting their promised grudge match. Gilgamesh held up a picture of a man named Bartz and scoured the crowd asking if they had seen him, while Rhythm Wrestler lead the crowd in rhythm based chanting. Akinan demanded his partner return to the ring only to get caught by Mike, who dusted off the Release Dragon Suplex to crash him down to the mat for the pin.

The show apparently got off to a proper start with a heated battle between Rated M's Tracy and Alyssa Flash. The Barbed Wire bat was unofficially on the line it seemed, as Flash seemed to offer it up to M's lover before the match. Heated match up with dirty tricks galore, as Tracy ripped out a chunk of Flash's hair early and stuffed it in her face as a show of disrespect. However, Tracy could never quite hit the TikTak, before Flash surprised her with a solid Fujiwara Armbar that lead to quite the struggle before the inevitable submission. M's ran down to pull Tracy out of the ring and got into Flash's face, leading to a pull apart brawl with Heather coming down to back Flash. The Lady Renegades Championship match was still to come.

Luchadors and Undeth members alike surrounded the ring for the LumberLucha match to come. Kiva stood tall as the sole survivor of the initial attack by Undeth. The troops have recovered and returned, but not without a big loss, as Grind has embraced the gospel of Undeth, and become a new monster altogether. Grind came out with a new twisted mask and gear, his old colors washed out, and the Undeth logo on his hat. Highly exciting lucha libre action between the two former allies, the Anahuac hero took the betrayal personally, as he once endorsed Grind as the next thing in lucha. The lumberjacks played a big roll, as Undeth kept dragging Kiva out of the ring instead of waiting for him to fall out. Aggressive tactics that wore down Kiva and lead to a big brawl outside of the ring, where Tiberon, Hex III, and El Mago looked to get a measure of payback on the guys that put them on the shelf. Kiva showed his heart by surviving the Sling Blade and the Rolling SSP, but at Void's behest, Grind unveiled an incredibly dangerous Rolling Piledriver, that put Kiva down and kept him down for the 1-2-3. The Renegades gasped at the potentially life ending move, as Tiburon and the other luchedors carried an unconscious Kiva to the back. This new Dark Grind is a danger to anyone he meets in the ring.

One of the big features of this card would be the Trios Championship Ladder Match, with the Brother X and Camilo Ortega taking it to the Dangerous Heel Besties, associated with the Gouji Guys. Insane action with the ladder obviously getting used cause like, if you have a ladder, you're going to want to use it. It might not always be practical, but it's satisfying to hit someone with a ladder. RnK and Rod brought tables to the dance as well, but they would regret that decision later in the match. Chekov's Table as it were. The finish came as two ladders were set up with Firebrand going up on one, and both Heel Besties climbing the other. Arremer X would make a big sacrifice for his team to tip the scales. As Camilo Ortega subdued Mr. Dangerous, Arremer pulled RnK off the ladder and threw both himself and Rod over the top rope by tipping the ladder and sending them both through the table. That gave Firebrand X enough time to grab the Trios Championships, meaning the victory and the belts changing hands. From the stage could be seen Degrees, Jackson Kain, Jason Saxon, and Tony Novus, the four Renegades coming from #EVER. Degrees and Kain applauded Firebrand X and his team, knowing full well that they have LG Rod and Randy no Kachi on the next Chaos TV! for the Havok World Tag Team Championships.

The following match would be a Special Singles Match, featuring Subculture taking on one of Little Mac's classic opponents in an homage to his mentor, and a symbol of his retraining. Unlike the previous attempt, this match would see Subculture trained and managed by the legendary Master Lu, a man who knows all there is to know about Mac's fighting style. A much different outing for Subculture, as the Green Bomber showed a lot more quickness in the ring, patterning his movements to that of a bobbing and weaving boxer. This allowed him to avoid the attacks of the striker Glass Joe and...

Land a vicious KO Punch that would lead to a Referee Stoppage victory for Subculture. A huge win, with the ecstatic Subbie thanking Lu for his training, and for the Renegades for believing in him during this new phase of his career. The young gun promised to continue fighting strong and rise back up to the top of Havok as a champion and a living legacy.

The grudge match that everyone had been waiting for finally arrived, as Real M's decked out in brand new red and black leather gear and body tats battled the returning Heather Mach, who has come back to claim revenge on M's from her vicious attack in SPARKLE, the betrayal of her cousin Trevor, and the assaults on the entire Lady Renegades division. Hard hitting smash mouth action from these two ladies, with Real M's showing a pleasure for offense like never before. Heather blindsided her with a headbutt that sent her reeling and dished out the Mach family knee based offense, but M's kept firing back with the hard hitting elbows and busted open Heather early. A fast paced beginning lead to a slow big match feel at the end, with the two trying to one up each other with the big finishers. Heather looked to be winning out, as she set up M's for the Machbuster Running Double Knee, when Tracy tried to rush the ring. Heather made the mistake of hitting the double knees to her instead, giving M's the time to spin her around for the Real Hard Stunner, and the Smash Mouth. 1-2-3! Real M's won the match, but the beating on Heather continued outside of the ring. Flash tried to make the save, but got blindsided by Tracy, who took her back back and struck Flash down with it. M's dragged a bloody Heather to the foot of the steps before standing above her on the stage and holding up her title belt. As she celebrated, Hope Mach stood behind watching in disgust.

It was now main event time, as 2015's first big event would end with a bang. Four of the very best would collide for the Havok World Championship. Sal Paradise, the face of Havok, Amigo, the World Warrior, Kishin Kid, The New Epic, and Trevor Mach, the Bad Man, and the Havok World Champion. Intense action, with the 3 veterans targeting Kishin Kid from the start before turning on each other. Mach and Paradise started with the usual nothing personal brofist before tearing into each other with the hard shots. Amigo shoved them both into the ropes and slammed them both at once in an impressive show of strength. Back and forth action, with Kishin Kid lurking in, only to be thrown out again. The New Epic was livid, and finally made his presence felt, when he splashed down on the three other opponents and took control of the pace. Another big match with big finishers in a sequence, you know the kind by now. It's logical too, to let your opponent hit his finisher on a guy before you take him out right after. Mach was on fire, and looking to capitalize on Sal and Amigo knocking each other senseless by landing the Macha Ye on Kishin after the Burning Machismo, but suddenly former 87 Grind rolled down to the ring and tripped up Mach. Trevor fell right into a waiting Kishin Kid, who nailed the Kishin Wings right on Mach's head and rolled him up for the 1-2-3! The New Epic is once again the Havok World Champion, as Grind has made it clear that the time to settle the score with Trevor Mach is now. Sal Paradise and Amigo both fought a match worthy of the World Championship like always, but the Gouji Guys have weaseled their way back into the gold.

Havok: New Year Rising 2015
Summers Battle Zone
Havok Battle Network

0. Rise of the Renegades Coach/Student Tag: Kinniku Mike[o]/Gilgamesh beat Akinan[x]/Rhythm Wrestler via Release Dragon Suplex -> Pin
1. Lady Renegades No Rules: Alyssa Flash beat Tracy via Fujiwara Armbar -> Submission
2. LumberLucha�: Grind beat Kiva via Rolling Piledriver -> Pin
3. Havok Trios Championship Ladder: Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega beat Randy no Kachi(c)/LG Rod(c)/Mr. Dangerous(c) via Title Grab -> New Havok Trios Champions!
4. Special Singles: Subculture beat Glass Joe[WVBA] via KO Punch -> Referee Stoppage
5. Havok Lady Renegades Championship: Real M's(c) beat Heather Mach via Real Hard Stunner x Smash Mouth -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
6. Havok World Championship: Kishin Kid beat Trevor Mach(c)[x], Sal Paradise, and Amigo via Kishin Wings -> Pin -> New Havok World Champion!

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Helena Havok: Sup Renegades, it's your 87's chick Helena Havok here with your post New Year Rising update! It was a wicked awesome show, with a less than stellar ending for yours truly, but we'll get to that part later. Kishin Kid is once again the Havok World Champion, after winning the 4-Way battle at New Year Rising. The New Epic and the Gouji Guys have a stranglehold on the big belt once again, but luckily three belts are no longer in their possession. The Brothers X and Camilo Ortega managed to beat the Dangerous Heel Besties in the Ladder Match for the Trios Championships, and now Rod and RnK will have to face down Degrees and Jackson Kain for their World Tag Team titles. Kinniku Mike and Akinan are said to be livid over what has been happening regarding their show's hiatus, and after the spectacle of an opener last night, they may have something to say about it soon enough. Akinan is none to happy about the loss to Mike, but he's more upset about the wasted time and his disdain for most of his students. Subculture's tumultuous 2014 is over, and it looks like 2015 is off to a much better start. The man who beat Simon Stuart and Dracula fell into a sort of funk later in the year, but the win over Glass Joe has him looking strong once again, which means his in ring return at the next Chaos TV! It looks like Grind has decided to pick a fight with now former Havok World Champion Trevor Mach. The man trying to piece his life and heart back together has a new challenge in the form of my ex. See, that's why they tell you not to get too invested in your work, but I have no regrets. I just want to see Trevor bust up Grind when he gets the chance. I didn't want that before, but when he gets involved like that I guess I have to pick a side. What's that Steve? You say I should remain impartial because I'm a journalist? Again, you're wearing that Amigo shirt a little too proudly alright bub? Speaking of Amigo, he and Sal Paradise will face off once again, but this time in a No Rules match that must end in a finish, to see who will face Kishin Kid first. Trevor is forgoing throwing out the rematch challenge to team with Kiva against the Jet Set Dark Future on the next Chaos TV! We're also going to hear from the defending Lady Renegades Champion Real M's, but I don't want to get into all of that. They might crown another Television Champion too, and I'm starting a pool to see how long it takes them to cash in for a title match. That belt is getting passed so much you'd swear it was on fire or something.

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Television Championship Ladder Scramble: TBD
2. Trios: Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega vs. Noah Jennings/Dogma Mask/Poison Jam
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship: LG Rod(c)/Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain
4. Singles: Subculture vs. Mr. Dangerous
5. Tag: Trevor Mach/Kiva vs. Grind/Hazard
6. Havok World #1 Contender No Rules: Sal Paradise vs. Amigo

Helena Havok: That wall of text too much for you? Too bad, cause I'm loading up another long winded hype for the next #EVER show! We've got-

Good News Gary: GOOD NEWS! So Rains didn't quite work out, but we've got Bootista, and he's just as good when it comes to giving the people what they want! I'm going to deliver good news to you all when I say that #EVER is now striving to surpass Havok, so expect Bootista to lead the way. That is after his match with Noah Jennings, the current #EVER Open Champion. The new champ will have something big to say at the start of our next show. We'll also see more men vs. women matches, as well as some Rise of the Renegades eliminators. It seems that Tack Angel has decided to add something to our show instead of just letting things end out of nowhere. That's GOOD NEWS! For our matches though you will see Flying Man take on Gemma and-

Helena Havok: I'm going to KICK Jelly Jiggler's gelatinous ASS! If.....if you know...he even HAS one. I don't know how that thing works. I mean seriously, how does he even stand up. You can see right through him. He's just jello! Living jello! It bottles the mind. No Steve, it's bottles the mind, like my mind is trapped in a bottle. What's a boggle?

#EVER 39: Are you saying Bootistia or Bluetista?
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Men vs. Women Singles: Flying Man vs. Gemma
2. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Men: Erik Stone vs. Manji Mortal
3. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Women: Kaie vs. Sunny Malibu
4. Men vs. Women Singles: Helena Havok vs. Jelly Jiggler
5. #EVER Open Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Bootista

Helena Havok: You thought I was done? Man, that's just silly, I can do this all day. I've got a gift for the gab they say. Who's they? Just....they....they have said that. People who aren't you Steve. I don't really keep track. We're moving right along from New Year Rising, and before we go to DA DOME in Kyoto, Edo, we've got the 2nd Annual Royal Crown Tournament. That's right, the once a year tournament to crown a champion who will win a title he cannot defend, and will only bust it out occasionally across the year he's champion. It actually is a big deal, as some of the biggest names in the sport competed for it last year. Trevor Mach won the title by beating Kinniku Mike, a man who had just beat him for the Havok World Championship days prior. We know that this year the winner of the Tournament will receive the belt and the coveted title shot to face the Havok World Champion at Victory Explosion 9 in DA DOME! We'll have more details later. Well...someone will....I probably won't. I don't know how they come up with this stuff....I just get paid to tell you about it....and wrestle....I'm going to kick your ass Jelly Jiggler!

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:05 am

Havok is on that forward stretching path with lines in the middle to symbolize a road to that that big dome in Edo, meaning Victory Explosion 9 is just around the corner. The feeling and excitement is in the air, either that or someone busted open an a nitrous tank again, in which case this room is going to start getting very hazy. New Year Rising saw some big titles changes, while other champions remained strong. Kishin Kid once again has the World gold, while Real M's continues to terrorize and dominate the Lady Renegades division. In the middle of all of this, the Television Championship was vacated...AGAIN. This week's show opened with the Television Championship hanging over the ring, with a ladder right underneath. Tack Angel hit the stage with mic in hand...

Tack Angel: Oh hello, Tack Angel, the Boss of a permanent basis here at Havok. As you all know, starting a sentence with "As you know" is a poor story telling. All the same, the Television Championship has once again found itself without a holder. Previous champs held onto the belt and defended it week in and week out, but lately it's a quick ticket to a title shot. Either way is fine with me, but I've got to make sure this belt remains around someone's waist. That's why I set this match up. I'm calling it a Ladder Scramble. This goes out to the entire locker room. The belt is RIGHT THERE. Come out here and get it. It's that simple. The ticket to an instant title shot, or the glory of being Television Champion, and keeping that ticket from others. It's all your for the taking. Ring the bell, this match starts now.

Immediately, the Renegades began to clear out of the locker room and try to run to the front of the building. The Gouji Guys tried locking doors behind them to make it to the ring first, but Nosan and the Mad Luchas Hex III and Locura found their way out to the ring to brawl with the Dangerous Heel Besties. In the middle of the crazy scramble action, a more "feminine" figure rushed into the ring and amidst the madness managed to climb the ladder and take hold of the belt...

Hope Mach is your new Havok Television Champion! The huge upset overshadowed the fact that Kinniku Mike and Akinan dragged away Tack Angel amidst the celebration. The cameras followed Hope Mach to the back as she celebrated with her fellow Lady Renegades and entered Trevor Mach's locker room.

Trevor Mach: Kiva, tonight you're an honorary 87 in my book. The 87's are all about bros beating ass together. You and I have a score to settle with Grind and tonight, we'll do just that. He cost me the title, and that's going to cost him yo.

Kiva: *nod*

Trevor Mach: Exactly, I-

Hope Mach: Dad! Look!

Trevor Mach: HEY HEY! Look at that! My little ass kicker is the Television Champion! Like father like daughter eh? Ah, who am I kidding, you did all that on your own and I'm dammed proud of you!

Helena Havok: Hey Hope, I just heard what happened! Congratulations!

Hope Mach: Thanks Helena! I-

Real M's: Oh sure, don't anyone tell her that her mother is standing right here.

Trevor Mach: Tali....

Helena Havok: M's.....

Hope Mach: ....What....what do you want.

Real M's: I just wanted to tell you that I'm also *signing* proud of you. You know, you might think I'm the bad parent all of a sudden, but I've always been there for you, whether you want to admit it or not. Call it tough love, but you wouldn't be doing stuff like this if I hadn't gotten you here. I've been disappointed that you would choose that worthless Trevor over me but-

Trevor Mach: Hey, this is about Hope, so just drop it will ya?

Helena Havok: Your daughter just won the Television Championship! She broke barriers and she did that without you.

Hope Mach: You're not my mother!

Real M's: Ha! I'm the closest thing to family you have ever had you ungrateful brat. You're just a coward. You went after that title so you wouldn't have to face me right?

Hope Mach: No, I went after this title to ENSURE that I face you.

Real M's: .....Yeah right, you don't have the guts. You've always been too soft. You didn't get that from me, so it must have been from that coward Trevor. *stands behind Hope* You're too much of a coward to tell her what you've been up to with her best friend. Some "#1 Dad" you turned out to be.

Trevor Mach: ....Tali....M's....just go.

Real M's: Hope....just try to cash in that title shot. Prove me wrong if you can, but know this little girl, the hell you grew up in is nothing compared to the hell that I bring with me in the ring.

Hope Mach: .....I'm going to go talk to Tack about cashing this in right now.

Trevor Mach: Hope wait! *sigh* I don't know why I talk when she's got her back turned. This could go badly.

Helena Havok: I'm worried about her.

Trevor Mach: I am too, but she's tough. I can't tell her what to do.

Helena Havok: She's my best friend. That psycho bitch won't let up just cause of who she is.

Trevor Mach: Hey....you're right...she's totally a psycho bitch! Just have her back when the time comes would ya?

Helena Havok: Of course.

Trevor Mach: Thanks. You've really gotten me through this, but it looks like consequences have to be paid. Grind wasn't about to let this go, but now I'm going to pay him a receipt.

Helena Havok: I don't know what's happened to him, but costing you the title was inexcusable. Besides, he was the one who dumped me....even though....I WAS....going to leave him for-

Trevor Mach: Me? So, this is real?

Helena Havok: Yes, I'm with you Trevor, if.....that's what you want.

Trevor Mach: It is.....but we need to tell Hope.

Helena Havok: Yes we do.

Kiva: *cough*

Trevor Mach: Oh damn, Kiva's been here the whole time. Sorry bro, I bet that was pretty awkward for you just now wasn't it?

Kiva: *nod*

Trevor Mach: Yeah, welcome to the train wreck that is my life. Let's go kick some ass! GET HYPE!

The next match saw Non-Title Trios action, as the new champions, the Brothers X and Camilo Ortega took on new #EVER Open Champion Noah Jennings, Dogma Mask, and Poison Jam of the Gouji Guys. More of a brawl than a match, the technically sound and currently on fire Camilo Ortega stole the match and sealed the victory for his team with an STO Bomber on Poison Jam and the pin.

Tack Angel: Guys, I'm sorry but-

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu! Sorry nothing! You got us excited about this show and the prospects of beating the hell out of each other and the students, and not you want to cancel the planned show?! My Strong Tits are also Angry Tits Tack! This is just another chapter in the Tack screws over Mike saga! It's like Book 7 Chapter 12 or some shit like that!

Akinan: You're an idiot Mike, but you're right about us getting screwed over! Just because your stupid #EVER garbage never works out doesn't mean you can give OUR show the heave hoe! I've got nothing else without this show! In case you forgot, and I'm sure you and the people have, I can't get a Havok World title shot without Trevor Mach lifting the ban, and he won't lift the ban if I don't make him my assistant coach! If I can't appease that bastard I don't get my title shots!

Tack Angel: Alright....so I'm hearing all of this....but then I look at the ratings, and I just can't end the show in your time slot. The ratings are almost as big as Chaos TV! They are bigger than #EVER actually.

Akinan: What is this show?!

Tack Angel: ....."The Tack Angel Yarn Hour".

Kinniku Mike: UUUUUuuuu?!?!?!

Akinan: WHAT?!

Tack Angel: Look! I have an idea. Your students will get to showcase what you've been teaching them on #EVER as we whittle down the Renegades. You guys will get to come back to the main roster in the meantime. Akinan, I will get Trevor to lift that ban by doing him a favor, and Mike, I will try to appease your tits by releasing another *sigh* Tit Workout Video Starring: Kinniku Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Damn well better! The last one sold great!

Tack Angel: We sold two copies....both to you.

Kinniku Mike: I wore out the first one!

Akinan: Fine! Whatever! Just get the ban lifted! That still doesn't help with the fact that I have been off television! I'm not in the running for any titles!

Kinniku Mike: ME EITHER!

Tack Angel: I got that covered! Next week, you two will take on the Havok World Tag Team Champions for the belts.

Kinniku Mike: Together?!

Akinan: No way!

Tack Angel: That's the deal guys. Now take some yarn and get ready for next week.

Akinan: Screw your yarn!

Kinniku Mike: Shove it up your ass Tack! Uuuuu!!!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Great guys. Oh...hello Hope! Congratulations of the title win! I hope that you will hold onto and defend that title for a loooooo-

Hope Mach: I want to cash it in against M's!

Tack Angel: Didn't even let me finish! Well of course you're going to do that, but unfortunately, you can't just yet. You've been challenged for the title. She came in just before you did, but before Mike and Akinan started laying into me verbally.

Hope Mach: Who is she?

Tack Angel: Tracy.

Degrees and Jackson Kain returned from #EVER to Havok with much fanfare, getting a heroes welcome from the Renegades. The heroes of Earth are back to just civilian wrestlers, but their time fighting evil aliens helped bring up their wrestling ability, as was evident in their Havok World Tag Team Championship shot against LG Rod and Randy no Kachi. The Heel Besties were on high alert after losing the Trios Championships at New Year Rising. The Gouji Guys' rule breaking played a big factor, with Jackson Kain getting pulled out of the ring after a Shadow Kick to Dangerous, who tried to get involved in the match. Rod hit a Legdrop Bulldog on Degrees and tagged in RnK, who hit the No Kachi Cutter on the beaten Degrees to score the pin and the defense.

Subculture returned to Chaos TV! after his big win against Glass Joe. The Green Bomber rushed to the ring to save Degrees and Kain, before taunting Dangerous to get into the ring for their match. Dangerous rolled into the ring and as the bell rang, he charged right into a vicious KO Punch that immediately knocked out Dangerous, leading to a Referee Stoppage and a hilariously impressive victory for Subculture. He quickly went to the back where he was stopped by Nerma.

Nerma: Nerma here with Subculture, who just won a match in less than 5 Seconds. That was very impressive Subculture. I think it's safe to say that you are back!

Subculture: I have never left. Street dog to Green Bomber, I have been here to fight and win, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. I've been trying to live up to a legacy, but what I need to do is honor the memory while creating my own legacy. No more start stops when it comes to my path back to the title. You want an underdog story? I'll give it to you. The Green Bomber is going to win that Royal Crown Tournament, and that's my ticket to the main event of Victory Explosion 9. Last year, I liberated Edo. This year, I will become the Havok World Champion. Count on it.

Anwin: Hey! Look at you, all big and bad! Some of us were World Champions and no one seems to remember that, so consider yourself LUCKY that people remember you! You're not going to make it to the Royal Crown Tournament in one piece! Next week, I'm going to kick your ass!

Subculture: Wow, I can smell you from here. Step up Anwin, but don't do it right now, cause you stink too bad from a distance. Sober up, put up, or shut up Anwin. See you next week.

The semi-main event was going to be a highly anticipated tag match featuring Trevor Mach and Kiva joining forces to take on Grind and Hazard, the Jet Set Dark Future of Undeth. However, the mind games of Undeth came into play when Killing Joke filled in for Grind, a bad joke on the parts of Mach and Kiva. In this match well....actually see for yourself. No really, SEE FOR YOURSELF!

The main event featuring another classic bout between Amigo and Sal Paradise, to determine the next contender for the Havok World Championship. A No Rules environment would ensure a winner this time, and only one of them would go on to face new Havok World Champion Kishin Kid. Big match with the athletic Amigo over powering and grappling Paradise early on. The No Rules didn't lead to weapons in the match, but allowed Amigo to hold certain moves longer than usual. Possibly even better than previous bouts, this one saw Kishin Kid try to get involved, but Jamie OD and Tomo-kun made the save, allowing Paradise to come back and hit the Face Turn on Amigo to roll up the World Warrior for the pin and the win. The most successful Havok World Champion now has a one-on-one shot with The New Epic.

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Television Championship Ladder Scramble: Winner: Hope Mach -> New Havok Television Champion!
2. Non-Title Trios: Firebrand X/Arremer X/Camilo Ortega[o] vs. Noah Jennings/Dogma Mask/Poison Jam[x] via STO Bomber -> Pin
3. Havok World Tag Team Championship: LG Rod(c)/Randy no Kachi(c)[o] beat Degrees[x]/Jackson Kain via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
4. Singles: Subculture beat Mr. Dangerous via KO Punch -> Referee Stoppage
5. Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Kiva beat Killing Joke[x]/Hazard via Sit-out Fisherman Driver -> Pin
6. Havok World #1 Contender No Rules: Sal Paradise beat Amigo via Face Turn -> Pin

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, it's time for more updates from the Havok Battle Network. We saw a very eventful episode of Chaos TV! and they are only going to heat up more heading towards the Royal Crown Tournament and Victory Explosion 9 in Kyoto Dome. Trevor Mach and Kiva didn't get their desired chance to face Grind in the ring this last week, but they still did beat Killing Joke and Hazard of Undeth. Here now is footage of what they did afterwards...

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Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Degrees vs. Amigo
2. Tag: Trevor Mach/Kiva vs. Void/Killing Joke
3. Singles: Anwin vs. Subculture
4. Havok World Tag Team Championship: LG Rod(c)/Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Akinan
5. Havok Television Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Tracy
6. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Ishihiro Tomo vs. Kishin Kid/Dogma Mask/Poison Jam

Nerma: Moving from Chaos TV! to #EVER, the new #EVER Open Champion Noah Jennings explained why he decided to turn in the TV Title to go to #EVER and win the belt. He might have bitten off more than he can chew.

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The Guys and Gals of #EVER continue the struggle for gender supremacy, as the Purple Perpetrator Noah Jennings holds the #EVER Open Championship hostage as a representative of the Gouji Guys. You know the drill by now, but the addition of the Salty Overlord Bootista....won't change a thing honestly.

The opening bout saw the former #EVER Open Champion Flying Man take on Gemma in Male vs. Female action, cause writing about men punching women isn't killing me inside at all. Flying Man took the screwjob from Noah Jennings in stride and gave a lot of respect to his opponent in this match, but Gemma's career has been struggling for some time, and she was unable to over come the feathered paragon of inner courage and confidence. A Flying Clothesline gave Flying Man the victory and the first clean male victory over the Lady Renegades. Maybe I'm over reacting about this. Maybe women can take a punch from a man and it's alright. I mean people still like that Chris Brown guy. What the hell am I saying?

Helena Havok: Uh...hey Hope. Hope! *arms waving* Look over here!

Hope Mach: I see you.

Helena Havok: Oh....alright then. I just wish you could hear me. I know it doesn't normally matter and we communicate just fine, even in the Sentai Teams when we had helmets on and you could not have seen our mouths moving at all. Seriously, how did that work? Look, I need to talk to you about Trevor. We were going to do this together, but he's under a lot of pressure right now, and I felt this is something I should do since we're best friends. Your Father and I....well....you see we.....

Hope Mach: I already know.

Helena Havok: You do?

Hope Mach: I'm deaf....not blind.

Helena Havok: Right....yes...of course. Had that one coming. I'm sorry, but-

Hope Mach: It's alright.

Helena Havok: It is? I mean, I think it is, but I wasn't sure how you were going to handle it.

Hope Mach: I love my Dad, and I want him to be happy. You're my best friend, and I want you to be happy. You're both there for me, so I'll be there for you no matter how awkward it gets.

Helena Havok: Yeah, it's a good thing you live on your own, or else sleepovers would get WEEEEIRD! Nah...just kidding....Trevor lives with the Angels....it's already weird. Tack doesn't wear pants at home.

Hope Mach: Haha!

Helena Havok: Yeah I-

Jelly Jiggler: AHA! The secrets to defeating you are revealed!

Helena Havok: The hell?! Jiggler?!

Hope Mach: Huh?

Helena Havok: Look up.

Hope Mach: Oh. AH!

Jelly Jiggler: Tonight, this Gelatinous Show Off is going to take you down a peg or two!

Hope Mach: How long have you been there?

Jelly Jiggler: Long enough to know that not wearing pants will ensure my victory! AHAHAHA!

Helena Havok: The only thing that's ensured is that I'm going to kick the jello where your ass should be! That's what up!

Erik Stone beat Manji Mortal. No seriously, the porn star beat the psychopath covered in murderous wraps. We don't know much about the silent killer, but you can go to the back of any video rental store to find Erik Stone. Oh wait, it's 2015. You can go to any computer and look up the various "works" of Erik Stone. If you've been watching Rise of the Renegades, you exist in a separate dimension, but we've known that Mike and Akinan have been working with these guys for weeks. We've been expecting big things for Manji Mortal, but the slow and lumbering killer underestimated Erik Stone, who danced around the ring and gloated about his sexual prowess to the ladies in the crowd. Mortal tried tying down Stone with his wraps, but Stone is used to that concept and escaped with little trouble, and rolled up Manji with a "Large" Package for the pin and the win. Big surprise win for Erik Stone.

Kaie completely dominated the Rise of the Renegade Women Eliminator match against Sunny Malibu. The Surfer Chick was too busy trying to get her gimmick over to the Mr. Saturns while the stoic and angry Kaie was just looking to kick ass, thus furthering the stereotype of Celtic people loving to fight. We should all fight stereotypes. I mean we do love to fight, but that's besides the point. Sunny tried to mount a comeback, but a high risk High Tide missed the mark, as Malibu crashed to the mat, giving Kaie the chance to set up the Celtic Cross and floor her for the pin.

The semi-main event would see Helena Havok take on Jelly Jiggler. Havok Television Champion Hope Mach came out to show support for Helena, who was looking to make a splash in ring without the need of a Sentai Suit. Long story short, it's Jelly Jiggler, and the Show Off oversold a Spinning Back Kick, leading to Helena pinning the goo and getting the win. So no, having no pants didn't give Jiggler any sort of edge. He's jello....jello doesn't have edge.

The main event was supposed to see #EVER Open Champion Noah Jennings taking on Bootista, the winner of the Salty Rumble. That shit didn't happen. Nope, Bootista refused to compete, having been taunted for coming out in completely blue gear. Noah was about to gloat about a default victory, when a theme played that he wasn't expecting. The shrouded Edo killer Mura made her way to the ring to challenge for the championship. Good News Gary let the replacement match go down, as Mura took it to the champ. Renegades have been following Mura since she was Nanimura in the original TUE series, the same series that brought us Lovekick and Real M's, but Mura fell to the way side while the others shot to the top. A thought provoking trip back to Edo changed Mura, but she's been lurking in wait for a moment to re-emerge. This looked to be that moment, as Mura and Noah Jennings put on a great intergender match for the Open Belt. Jennings caught heat for yanking Mura by the hair and taunting her for being a woman, only to eat a face of the green mist and a vicious counter attack by Mura that would lead to a DQ. Noah walked out of the match with the belt, but he was also covered in the green mist as he staggered to the stage to complain to Good News Gary...

Noah Jennings: AH! My eyes! The state of my eyes mate! I think....yep....I'm pretty sure I'm blind. I am SO going to sue!

Good News Gary: Good News! 1. You signed a waiver so you can't do that! 2. You're exaggerating and you're going to be fine! Here, have some Clear Eyes.

Noah Jennings: ....GIMME THAT!

Good News Gary: Great main event, but the Good News is that we're going to do it again next week!

Noah Jennings: WHAT?! WHY?!

Good News Gary: Cause we want to see a decisive conclusion! Tack Angel has decided that for now the Lady Renegades winning the war here in #EVER, so next week we're going to see a special Lady Renegades edition called #EMPRESS! A tournament to crown a #1 Contender for the Lady Renegades Championship and a large cash prize. However, one man will compete that night, and that's you, because the #EVER Open Championship will be on the line in a No Rules Inter-gender Match!

Noah Jennings: You can't do that! Do you know who I am?! I bet Mura won't even show up to face me in a No Rules match. When I'm unchained I will show her that men are the superior sex. You tell her that!

Good News Gary: You can tell her. She's standing right here.

Noah Jennings: AH!

#EVER 39: Are you saying Bootistia or Bluetista?
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Men vs. Women Singles: Flying Man beat Gemma via Flying Clothesline -> Pin
2. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Men: Erik Stone beat Manji Mortal via Large Package -> Pin
3. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Women: Kaie beat Sunny Malibu via Celtic Cross -> Pin
4. Men vs. Women Singles: Helena Havok beat Jelly Jiggler via Spinning Back Kick-> Pin
5. #EVER Open Championship: Noah Jennings(c) beat Mura via DQ -> 1st Defense

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:07 am

Helena Havok: Hope!

Trevor Mach: Egads! Daughter! What happened?!

Real M's: That would be me!

Trevor Mach: Tali?!

Real M's: Oh I love it when you use my name like you think it matters anymore.

Helena Havok: Your own daughter. YOUR OWN DAUGHTER! What the hell is wrong with you you psychotic bitch?!

Real M's: Psychotic bitch, that's a name that speaks to me a little more than Tali these days. You heard this ungrateful brat. She doesn't want to be my daughter. Consider this tough love. No matter how proud I was to see her win that Television Title, there was no way in hell I was going to let her cash in on me. This sport isn't about family, it's about blood and violence. Hey, she might surprise me again and defend against Tracy tonight, if you can scrap her up off the floor. Haha! By the way, don't think I'm done with the two of you either. I might just have enough free time to deal with you both tonight. I just have one other bit of business to tend to. That bitch Mura thinks she can steal the thunder of Rated M in #EVER?! Watch and learn as I throw down the gauntlet tonight Helena, and remember that I will do a hell of a lot worse to you little girl.

Trevor Mach: Ya know, when Tack used to tell me "never stick your dick in crazy", I just thought that was weird thing for him to say. Hope, are you alright?!

Hope Mach: *signing* I'm alright.

Helena Havok: This is getting crazy! Do you want to see if we can call off the Television Title match?

Hope Mach: No way! I want to do this! Rated M's is going down!

Trevor Mach: That's my girl! Too damned stubborn to be stopped.

Helena Havok: That's what's up!

Royal Crown 2015 and Victory Explosion IX in Kyoto Dome, the two big events set to take Havok to new heights are coming fast, so I hope you don't have vertigo, because these heights are pretty high, and I would suggest not looking down if you want to ride the Havok Hype Train, because as you know, there are NO brakes on the Havok Hype Train.

The opening match saw a very despondent Amigo taking on Degrees. What started off as an excellent grappling match turned ugly, as Amigo seemed to be venting frustration from being blocked out of the title picture. He trapped the good Doctor in series of German Suplexes, and wouldn't stop the onslaught until the referee disqualified him. Degrees staggered to his feet to question Amigo, but the World Warrior brushed him off and walked to the back. Nerma and Hater tried to get a word with him...

Nerma: Amigo, what is the deal with-

Amigo: What is the deal with the state of Havok!? I came back thinking the best fighters were finally getting their due! I had a fifteen minute Havok World Championship reign. FIFTEEN MINUTES! I got screwed and never got my rematch. Every time I was close I was screwed again. No matter what changes it always stays the same. Mark my words, I'm not giving up. I will be the Havok World Champion again, and this time I won't let go. YOU'LL HAVE TO RIP IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS WHEN I GET IT BACK!

Trevor Mach has joined forces with Kiva to battle Undeth as he tries to get payback on Grind for costing him the Havok World Championship. Last week, he and the Anahuac hero managed to overcome Killing Joke and Hazard. The joke being that Grind was originally scheduled to compete in that bout. This week, Trevor and Kiva would team up again to face Killing Joke and Undeth leader Void. Check it out!

Subculture is back to his winning ways following a win over Glass Joe and then a win over Mr. Dangerous. The former Havok World Champion has gone from young street dog to coordinated and focused weapon, more than ever honing his incredibly hard punches to take on all opponents. A drunken and disorderly Anwin challenged Subbie last week, and the match went down this week, with Anwin obviously inebriated as he came down to the ring. He stumbled into the ring and taunted Subculture before the start of the bell. Anwin rushed across the ring, but one former World Champion clocked the other former World Champion with a harsh KO Punch, immediately decimating Anwin, as the referee stopped the bout. Some could blame Anwin's choice of vodka as the reason for the loss, but the Green Bomber dropped his hurting bomb and that was all she wrote. Hater caught up with Subbie in the back...

Hater: NYAH! Subculture, that was-

Subculture: A joke. Anwin is a former World Champion. He's capable of championship caliber matches, and all he could bring was that? We all go through dark points, but you got to pick yourself back up and take another shot at the mountain top. You got to fight for every scrap when you're hungry. The angry and bitter route won't cut it. I figured that out. No more excuses, and no more doubting myself or my abilities. I went from over confident to over humble, and now I've found my center. I DO know what I can do, and I know that it will take me to the Royal Crown Championship, which will get me a shot at the main event of Victory Explosion IX. That's my course and-

Jackson Kain: You have plenty of time to get your hands dirty in the meantime.

Subculture: Jackson Kain?

Jackson Kain: It's been a while hasn't it Subbie? Last year, we were in Edo, and we had a bit of a back and forth you and I. You thought I was a fake, and maybe I was, but that's in the past. I'm here to re-legitimize myself. I'm Jackson Kain, the big shot actor and big time wrestler, and after a life changing year I think it's time we both see where we stand against each other. Next week, I challenge you, and I promise it'll be a better bout than the one you had tonight.

Subculture: You're talking my language, and you're on. *extends hand*

Jackson Kain: Until then. *handshake*

Real M's spoke earlier in the night about challenging Mura to an impromptu match. Apparently she accepted as cameras caught M's heading to the ring. On her way she had a few choice words for Mura...

Real M's: Mura thinks she can steal the thunder of Rated M?! She needs to think back and realize that she would be nothing but Danny Leung's Geisha BITCH if it weren't for me. Show me the respect I deserve Mura, or don't, because I'll happily beat it out of you right now.

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The Havok World Tag Team Championships were on the line next, as Kinniku Mike and Akinan were forced to team against the champion Heel Besties. A grueling tag battle between the closest friends in the division and the biggest enemies in the division. Of course fate likes to play sick jokes, and a botched No Kachi Cutter from RnK late in the match gave Mike the chance to blast him with the Release Dragon Suplex, while the Big Guy booted Rod out of the ring in an accidental show of fluid team work. Mike covered RnK for the 1-2-3! Kinniku Mike and Akinan are the new Havok World Tag Team Champions, leaving the Heel Besties with the Tag and Trios titles they had at the beginning of the year. The highly decorated Mike and Akinan have yet another accolade, but this one they didn't want to have to share.

Hope Mach made history when she won the Havok Television Championship, becoming the first woman to do so. She wished to turn in the title to get a shot against Lady Renegades Champion Real M's, but Tracy has had other ideas, instead challenging M's daughter. An injured Hope could have opted out of the match, but showed that Mach stubbornness by facing Tracy head on...

As Tracy celebrated her Television Championship win, Real M's appeared on the screen...

Real M's: Congratulations Tracy, you did it you sexy bitch. When I told you that great things were in our future, this is what I meant. We've got each other, and we've got gold. More than that, we have the power and we have the entire company by the proverbial and literal balls. Even the government funded and regulated Gouji Guys don't strike as much a fear as we do, and I'll admit, that Kishin Kid FINALLY got interesting. You should've maybe stuck with him Hope, but now you're laid out on the mat. That's what happens though. That's the real hard truth of it sweetie. Oh, you're probably all wondering what this all is behind me. Well, I thought I'd come around and finish what I started. I couldn't care less about Trevor Mach, but once I claim something, it's mine until I don't want it anymore, and then it's supposed to wither away and die. Helena Havok, the fresh faced reporter turned wrestler, has bitten off more than she can possibly chew. You want to be gal pals with my daughter? You want to pull Trevor Mach out of the garbage can I threw him in? You think you just GET TO DO THAT?! Alyssa Flash found out. Heather Mach found out. Mura found out. Hope found out. Now you get to find out. I don't just beat my opponents. I destroy them. I humiliate them and crush them. That's where this clip comes in. You remember this don't you? It's that night you don't like to talk about. You think you have an image to protect or that legitimately meant something to you and you're too embarrassed to have it out in the open. I don't know which it is, but this isn't the profession for modesty. Allow me to tell the lurid details. A love starved young lady came to the house of Mach one stormy evening, and she may have had a little too much to drink, although I think that was just the excuse to get into the doorway. One thing lead to another as they say and all three of us ended up here as you can see. Now, luckily the cameras weren't rolling all that evening right? Wrong! I set something up myself. I think it's obvious by now that I'm a little more "kinky" than you all bargained for. I got your whole, sordid, embarrassing, humiliating night on tape, and just because you pissed me off earlier by daring to try and talk down to me, I'm going to air the whole thing unedited and uncensored. For those of you at home who will see nothing, but a blur, I'll upload it to the internet right after the show. I wouldn't want you to miss out on the fun. All I have to do is pres pla-

Helena Havok: Hold it!

Real M's: You're really going to interrupt me now? I'm in the middle of something VERY important!

Helena Havok: You want to embarrass me?! Fine! Alright something happened that I've been humiliated about for a long time, but I don't have to be, and I don't care anymore! I'm not some easy slut, and I don't even know how that happened, but it doesn't bother me that it did anymore, because it turned out to be more than a fling, and it lead me to where I am right now, with what you moronically threw away.

Real M's: You don't know how it happened?! Well maybe I can refresh your memory. Pay attention here, cause this part is important. You came over to ask Trevor about Grind.

Helena Havok: I know that part.

Real M's: What you don't know, is what I put in your drink!

Helena Havok: You what?!

Real M's: Trevor didn't know either! I put it in his drink too! He just goes with it, but you let it become the single most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you, and I have it all here on tape!

Helena Havok: I'm not really surprised M's, and frankly I don't care, because while that wasn't my intention I was still there, and I had a hell of night to be honest! Go ahead and tell them! It's a family show after all! I'm sure Tack's scrambling in the back right now hoping that you don't, but go ahead and spill it. Better yet show them. I was there, and I know what's on that tape. You can show me, but to do that, you have to show yourself, and while you've thrown modesty out the window, I highly doubt you want the footage out there of you getting fucked by Trevor Mach.

Real M's: .....Very good.....well played Helena....well played. You called my bluff didn't you? I'm impressed, really I am.

Helena Havok: I'm just getting started. I'm tired of the past dictating my life. That tape means nothing, but what means something is what we do in that ring! I joined Havok for the thrill of the fight, and I want to fight you tonight! Not later! Tonight! Hope's not done yet either! The two of us want Rated M in a Tag Team Tables match TONIGHT!

Real M's: Ha! You're lost your mind! You want to get hurt that badly? We'll see you out there. We'll give the "Renegades" a REAL main event care of Real M's!

The original main event would now be a semi-main, that would see the 87's lead by #1 Contender Sal Paradise taking on Havok World Champion Kishin Kid, Dogma Mask, and Poison Jam. Intense match up between the teams, that ended with the LoveKick Connection and Tomo-kun clearing the ring, before OD hit the Penalty Kick on Poison Jam to get the pin and the win. The more noteworthy stuff happened after the match though, as Kishin Kid brawled with Paradise to try and take him out ahead of his title challenge. The two fought to the stage, where Sal Paradise took control and in highlight reel moment chucked Kishin Kid through the Chaos TV! set. The Gouji Guys had to be livid about that, as Sal Paradise has the edge over the World Champion...

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Singles: Degrees beat Amigo via DQ
2. Tag: Void/Killing Joke[o] beat Trevor Mach/Kiva[x] via Crossface -> Submission
3. Singles: Subculture beat Anwin via KO Punch -> Referee Stoppage
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's beat Mura via Sliding M's -> Pin
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike[o]/Akinan beat LG Rod(c)/Randy no Kachi(c)[x] via Release Dragon Suplex
6. Havok Television Championship: Tracy beat Hope Mach(c) via TikTak -> Pin -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
7. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o]/Ishihiro Tomo beat Kishin Kid/Dogma Mask/Poison Jam[x] via Penalty Kick -> Pin
8. Lady Renegades Table Tag: Real M's[o]/Tracy beat Helena Havok[x]/Hope Mach via Table Break

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Nerma: Nerma here, and it's time for another Havok Battle Network news update. If I had a dime for every time I've had to say that I'd be making more than what Tack Angel pays. We got a big week of action lined up for you, and it's all going to start with a Lady Renegade controlled #EVER. That's right, the ladies are going to be the focus this week, as the #EMPRESS Tournament will be held amongst those wishing to overthrow Rated M at the top of mountain. Will the Lady Renegade Champion and Havok Television Champion be in attendance? Also, Mura will get another chance at the #EVER Open Championship against Noah Jennings, and the No Rules stipulation could be exactly what she needs to even the odds and take the belt from Noah.

#EVER 40: #EMPRESS
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Hope Mach vs. Kei Akiyama
2. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Erica vs. Alyssa Flash
3. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Valarie Dorado vs. Heather Mach
4. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Helena Havok vs. Kayla Sparkz
5. #EMPRESS Tournament Semi-Final: TBD
6. #EMPRESS Tournament Semi-Final: TBD
7. #EVER Open Championship No Rules: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Mura
8. #EMPRESS Tournament Final: TBD

Nerma: We move on to the last Chaos TV! before Royal Crown 2015 in Dusty Dunes Desert. That's right, the big tournament is heading out of the city this year and moving....a few miles outside of the city. Seriously? The desert is like right across the bridge. I can see it from right here. Yes, right where I'm standing Steve. Look out the window. We have a stacked card to get you all hyped for the tournament too. With recent big losses, the Gouji Guys are having to step it up to appease the boss Mr. Gouji and their Government sponsors. Four members of the Gouji Guys will face off, with the winner moving on to team with the Havok World Champion Kishin Kid in the main event against LoveKick Connection. We've also received word that Grind will not be at the show once again, so Trevor Mach, Kiva, and Los Tiburon will take on Killing Joke, Hood, and Hazard. This match will serve as a prelude to Trevor Mach taking on Void at Royal Crown 2015. All of this in an effort to take down Grind. We'll also see Rated M in action against 2K, as the young Lady Renegades try to step up to the imposing duo that are the talk of wrestling.

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Gouji Eliminator: LG Rod vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Poison Jam vs. Dogma Mask
2. Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Ishihiro Tomo
3. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Akinan vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X
4. Singles: Subculture vs. Jackson Kain
5. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Kiva/Los Tiburon vs. Killing Joke/Hood/Hazard
6. Lady Renegades Tag: Real M's/Tracy vs. Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz
7. Tag: Kishin Kid/? vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD

Nerma: That leads us to Royal Crown 2015. Last year, Trevor Mach won the Royal Crown Championship, but this year he must relinquish the belt, as other hopefuls will battle to win the belt, the cash prize, and the main event slot of Victory Explosion IX. Who will step up to face either Kishin Kid or Sal Paradise in the main event? Check it out, as Havok goes to the desert...RIGHT OVER THERE....for Royal Crown 2015.

Havok: Royal Crown 2015
Dusty Dunes Desert
Havok Battle Network

1. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Amigo vs. Jamie OD
2. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Firebrand X vs. Kiva
3. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Kinniku Mike vs. Akinan
4. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Subculture vs. Camilo Ortega
5. No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Void
6. Royal Crown Semi-Final: TBD
7. Royal Crown Semi-Final: TBD
8. Havok World Championship: Kishin Kid(c) vs. Sal Paradise
9. Royal Crown Final: TBD

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It's #EVER 40, can you believe it? I can't, and I'm nameless reporter that has to cover this! #EVER 40 has been taken over by the Lady Renegades, who have been winning decisively against the #Hashtaggers in recent weeks. This week, we would see the #EMPRESS Tournament.

The Lady Renegades have been revitalized, but Rated M now has an iron grip on the division. The hard working ladies that have scraped and fought for everything now had to face each other to see who would face Real M's next, hence the #EMPRESS Tournament. Yes, Tack Angel insisted on the hashtag.

The opening match saw Hope Mach look competitive against Kei Akiyama. The tag specialist was hesitant about exploiting the injuries of Hope stemming from Chaos TV!, but that would cost her the match, as a back body drop lead to the Ankle Lock by Hope and the submission win.

Erica and Flash engaged in a classic Sparkle bout. Though the women have banded against Rated M, Erica was all business tonight, out scheming Flash and hitting her new finishing the Bitch Factor to score the pin and move on in the tournament.

Valarie Dorado tangled with Heather Mach in an example of grappler versus striker. Heather was nursing some injuries, which slowed her down enough for Dorado to trap her in a Cross Armbreaker. Heather tried to fight out of it, but had to submit, as Dorado moves on.

Helena Havok, the reporter turned face of a new generation lacks the experience in the ring, but time with the various Havok sentai groups and association with the Machs have given her heart and determination. Kayla Sparkz was looking strong in this match up, but like Kei Akiyama, she's more of a tag specialist. Helena managed to blindside Kayla with a Spinning Back Kick to lay out Kayla and score the pin.

Erica kept up her cheating ways against a hurting and injured Hope Mach. Hope showed great heart, but Rated M appeared during the match and mocked her on the outside. This lead to another Bitch Factor and the pin. Erica moves onto the finals.

Helena Havok was bummed that she was unable to face her BFF Hope in the finals, but used the continued presence of Rated M to survive a harsh encounter with Valarie Dorado. She managed to fight off Dorado's submission attempts to finally come back with a Shining Wizard and clobbered Dorado for the pin. Helena moves on to face Erica.

The #EVER Open Championship was on the line next, in a No Rules Rematch between Mura and the champion Noah Jennings. Jennings has been on a tirade about women learning their places in wrestling, but got lucky in a match against Mura last week. This week she was able to go all out, with weapons and poison mist galore. Problem was that Rated M was still in the crowd, and attacked Mura with no consequences. Noah tried to thank them, but M's kicked him in the groin, as Tracy placed the now soprano Noah onto Mura for the 1-2-3 and the defense. M's and Tracy will stop at nothing to hold back any other Lady Renegade from reaching their heights.

It was now main event time as Helena Havok faced off with Erica for the #EMPRESS Tournament win and the right to challenge Real M's. Erica had no problems letting M's and Tracy try to harass and embarrass Helena in the match, but the other Lady Renegades came out to stand between them, allowing Helena to fight back and land a Shining Wizard, this time going to the top rope to land a nice moonsault and score the pin. The inexperienced Helena Havok hung in with the best of them to win the #EMPRESS Tournament. As she hoisted the trophy up, a smug M's and Tracy entered the ring. Before they could get in her face, Hope stood between them, goading her mother to attack her again. The show ended with the face off, before Rated M left through the crowd. Congratulations Helena Havok. Probably the most coherent #EVER show....ever.

#EVER 40: #EMPRESS
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Hope Mach beat Kei Akiyama via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Erica beat Alyssa Flash via Bitch Factor -> Pin
3. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Valarie Dorado beat Heather Mach via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission
4. #EMPRESS Tournament Quarter-Final: Helena Havok beat Kayla Sparkz via Spinning Back Kick -> Pin
5. #EMPRESS Tournament Semi-Final: Erica beat Hope Mach via Bitch Factor -> Pin
6. #EMPRESS Tournament Semi-Final: Helena Havok beat Valarie Dorado via Shining Wizard -> Pin
7. #EVER Open Championship No Rules: Noah Jennings(c) beat Mura via Stock Market Crash -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
8. #EMPRESS Tournament Final: Helena Havok beat Erica via Shining Wizard x Moonsault -> Pin

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Alright, I just want to clarify one more time, because this continues to be an issue. Normal people would call this episode a Go Home Show, but if you are watching this from somewhere that is not home, you don't have to-

*sigh* This is the final Chaos TV! before Royal Crown 2015, the tournament that will crown a new Royal Crown Champion for one year and give the winner the main event slot at Victory Explosion IX. Why did I type in my sigh? It's so stupid.

Mr. Gouji: You all have a match to open the show, and that match will determine who moves on to team with our World Champion Kishin Kid. That you all know. It's more important than that though, and you all have to realize that. After the losses you have suffered, you are disgracing us. The Gouji Guys are meant to be the elite in wrestling. You are the ones that broke the mold and unchained yourself from your contractual chains. We paid top dollar for you, and you're not giving us the return we desire.

Senator Armstrong: The Government is taking a vested interest in the goings on of Havok, and if we're going to keep giving you money, you're going to earn it. That however means that one of you is going to have to go.

Mr. Gouji: That's right, the one that lose this opening match is gone from the Gouji Guys, and that means gone from Havok. Don't disappoint me!

LG Rod: But...I can't fight my best bro.

Randy no Kachi: Yeah, and I can't fight MY best bro!

Noah Jennings: Well you'd better, because you guys need to step up to the level us elites like myself and Kishin Kid. Ain't that right Kishin?

Kishin Kid: Who are you again? Olly right?

Noah Jennings: What?! You don't know who I am?! Do you know who I-no wait we just established that you don't.

Mr. Dangerous: Where IS Olly?

Mr. Gouji: We lost him in Anahuac.

Mr. Dangerous: Oh.

Mr. Gouji: Don't disappoint me.

The Gouji Guys rushed to the ring for the Gouji Eliminator. Four of the Gouji Guys would compete to weed out the weak link, while the winner would move up in the eyes of Mr. Gouji, and join Kishin Kid in the main event. Rod and RnK completely refused to fight each other, and the former tag and trios champs shared a bro embrace before diving out of the ring together. Dogma Mask was less kind to his longtime partner Poison Jam, as he hit the Shark Strike Spear without hesitation to take out Jam and pin him for the 1-2-3. Dogma Mask scores the big win and moves on, while Poison Jam is eliminated from the Gouji Guys just like that.

The next match saw Camilo Ortega take on the 87's bulldog Ishihiro Tomo...

The third match of the night was particularly big, as new Havok World Tag Team Champions Kinniku Mike and Akinan, named Kinnikunan....name pending, battled the Brothers X...

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Nerma: Hello Renegades, Nerma here with the 87's. Tonight, Sal Paradise and Jamie OD will take on Havok World Champion Kishin Kid and Dogma Mask ahead of the big World Championship match at Royal Crown 2015. Is LoveKick ready?

Sal Paradise: I would answer that question, but I unfortunately don't speak Eaglish.

Jamie OD: Oi! It's true. I've been trying to help him hide it for years, but the man does not know what he's talking about.

Trevor Mach: Aw come on! Not you too Jamie! Damn!

Jamie OD: What do you mean?

Trevor Mach: You're screwing with me! That's it, you're all screwing with me! Just admit it Sal, just admit that you're aware that you speak perfect Eaglish!

Sal Paradise: .....Huh?

Jamie OD: Dude, he doesn't know what you're asking him.

Trevor Mach: .....I've got a match to get ready for myself....which means jelly doughnuts, mojitos, and pain killers time, but we're going to get back to this. I'm gonna get a damned Rosetta Stone is what I'm going to do.

Sal Paradise: If I knew how to speak Eaglish, I would tell you that the Kishin Kid is still just a young boy to me, and even though the boy has the World Championship, he's still far away from World Championship caliber....is what I would say if I could speak Eaglish.

Jamie OD: But he can't....and it's a damn shame too, cause that would have been well said.

Nerma: Alright....you ARE screwing around aren't you?

The wonderful youtube videos of wrestling matches just keep on coming, as Subculture took on one time rival Jackson Kain...

The feud between the luchadors and Undeth has dragged Trevor Mach of the 87's into the fray, as the 87's betrayer turned Undeth secret weapon Grind cost Mach the title, instigating the hunt, but the trail has turned up cold, as Grind has played mind games, ducking Mach and Kiva two weeks in a row. This week, Mach and Kiva were joined by Los Tiburon as they took on Killing Joke, Hazard, and Hood. Void and Grind watched from the stage as this brawl got bloody. Last week Killing Joke got the pin on Kiva, but this time Kiva managed to take out Joke on the outside with an insane Kiva Dive to the floor while Mach took out Hood with the Macha Ye to score the pin. After the match Mach made it clear that he intends to go through the Undeth leader to get to Grind.

The most talked about duo in wrestling Rated M took on 2K in a match between veterans and rookies. Akiyama and Sparkz were looking to finally make that big move to notoriety, but looking to make a name out of Rated M was a big mistake. The veteran team were all over the rookies, who battled through blood and pain to earn the respect of the Renegades in the crowd, but not their opponents in the ring, as M's and Tracy unleashed their new combo finisher, the Lady Killer on Akiyama before scoring the pin and the win. The notable thing wasn't the win though, but what happened after the match...

Real M's: 2K, the real hard truth is that you can't hold a candle to us. We're the deadliest and the sexiest women in all of wrestling. We ARE wrestling. We're going to take this show, this brand, and this sport and change it the way we see fit.

Tracy: She's the Lady Renegades Champion, and I'm the Havok Television Champion. We have the keys to the kingdom, and we thought it was time to celebrate. We'll celebrate our wins, and the new course of wrestling, a course full of violence, and sexuality.

Real M's: Time to make this show Real Hard Rated M. Tonight, after this commercial break you're going to see it raw, hot, steamy, and sleazy care of Rated M.

We came back from commercial to what could only be described as a live sex celebration, cause I'm sure those always work out. Tracy and M's were stripping each other down in the ring and kissing. The women in the crowd sounded appalled, but a hushed silence fell over the men for some odd reason, as if they were deeply focused. A bed had appeared in the ring, and some sleazy sax seemed to come out of nowhere. As M's and Tracy tangled under the covers, several parents had to take their children out of the building. M's came back up for air with under garments in her mouth, but before things could really get out of hand, Helena Havok's theme music began to play.

Helena Havok: I'm so sorry to interrupt....the sex you were having....in the middle of the ring. I mean, I was going to say something witty or at least stupid silly, but I can't. What this is...is just what it is. You've gotten a lot of ink work done M's, but you should have gotten a target put on your backside, because unlike Tracy, I'm not going to kiss your ass, I'm going to kick it. I'm going to cancel the Rated M Era for the Lady Renegades. See, I just won the #EMPRESS Tournament, and that means I can get a match of my choice, and I choose to face you at Royal Crown 2015. I want that belt, and then maybe I'll leave you embarrassed, though you really should be right now. The tough as nails M's, subjecting herself and the fans to this!? I mean sure it's kind of hot, but I thought you wanted to be more than this. What a legacy you're making for yourself. That legacy is going to see me beating you at Royal Crown 2015. That's what's up BITCH!

Nosan: Did you....did you guys just see that?

Kinniku Mike: Dude....Uuuuuuuu.

Tack Angel: Yes...Uuuu....I should....I should do something....stop this vulgarity maybe....I...maybe.

Kinniku Mike: ....I've been waiting years to see something like this.

Trevor Mach: That's my ex trying to have sex with her girlfriend on live television. I don't know how I feel about this, but I can't look away.

Tack Angel: Dude....Helena....

Trevor Mach: Yeah, she said it was hot too.

Camilo Ortega: Excuse me? Tack?

Tack Angel: Huh? Tits? Camilo! What can I do for you?

Kinniku Mike: Camilo, are you seeing this?

Camilo Ortega: I walk the path of Heaven, and I wish to abstain....after a peek. I was wanting to talk to you about Royal Crown 2015. I wish to give my spot to Arremer X.

Tack Angel: What? Why?

Camilo Ortega: I feel like it's something I need to-

Tack Angel: You don't. You've earned the shot. If you're looking for redemption take the match. Arremer X beat you to the punch and asked that you have the match in his place first, so use it wisely.

Camilo Ortega: Arremer....I-

Nosan: Save the morality, and check out this replay. Camilo?

Main event time, as LoveKick Connection battled Havok World Champion Kishin Kid and Dogma Mask. The main event had a tough act to follow in the antics of Rated M, but served up some violence and hard hitting brutality to go with the sexuality. It's like we want that 18-49 Male demographic, and we're not actively trying to scare it away. Heated moments between Kishin and Sal, but the New Epic turned his attention to a down and out Jamie OD to snatch victory from the People's Choice. Dogma had clobbered him with the spear and fed him into the ring for the deadly Kishin Wings and the pin. A big brawl between the Gouji Guys and 87's ended the show, with the fate of the Havok World Championship left to be decided at Royal Crown 2015. Don't miss it. We're going to get so many parent complaints aren't we?

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Gouji Eliminator: Dogma Mask beat LG Rod, Randy no Kachi, and Poison Jam[x] via Shark Strike Spear -> Pin
2. Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Ishihiro Tomo via Hurricanrana -> Pin
3. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike[o]/Akinan beat Firebrand X/Arremer X[x] via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
4. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Subculture via Shadow Kick -> Pin
5. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Kiva/Los Tiburon beat Killing Joke/Hood[x]/Hazard via Macha Ye -> Pin
6. Lady Renegades Tag: Real M's/Tracy[o] beat Kei Akiyama[x]/Kayla Sparkz via Lady Killer Combo -> Pin
7. Tag: Kishin Kid[o]/Dogma Mask beat beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[x] via Kishin Wings -> Pin

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Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:10 am

The Renegades and Lady Renegades of Havok have gone on the road....in fact just down the road...to the Dusty Dunes Desert for Royal Crown 2015. Last year, the tournament in Edo featured former world champions competing for the crown that they would hold for one year. This year however, the winner will not only get the title, but they will get a guaranteed title shot in the main event of Victory Explosion IX in Kyoto Dome! A stacked show that would also see titles on the line, as Real M's would have to face the #EMPRESS Tournament winner Helena Havok for the Lady Renegades Championship, and Sal Paradise, the former and longest reigning Havok World Champion, challenging the New Epic Kishin Kid. First though, the opening round of the Royal Crown Tournament!

First up, we would see World Warrior Amigo take on 87's LoveKick Hooligan, Notorious J.O.D...

Next, the former World Champion and current Trios Champion Firebrand X battled the Anahauc Hero Kiva...

This is where I would normally say that the Tag Team Champions imploded, but since Mike and Akinan hate each other already, this team basically remains in their current state...

The last match in Round 1 would see two young men who both shocked the world with former World Championship reigns collide in this match...

The Renegades were beaten and battered, but they would get a little rest while Trevor Mach challenged the Undeth cult leader himself Void in a match that Trevor was using to get to Grind. A stiff match between the crazed Mach and the slow methodical Void. The rest of the Undeth were on the outside, save for Grind, who could be seen lurking in the crowd moving closer to the ring over time. Void exploited Mach's injuries, taking out the knees to set up for the Chaos Theory, but Trevor saved himself by rolling out of the ring. Hippie actually tried to make the save on the outside, trying to fend off Undeth before they could attack. They weren't buying it, but they backed off as soon as the 87's Pitbull Tomo-kun hit the scene. Later in the match, Void went for another Chaos Theory, but Mach escaped and trapped Void in the clutch with the knees before lifting him up for the Burning Machismo. Mach took off on the ropes and blasted Void with the Macha Ye, grabbed his knees in agony as per usual, and landed on Void for the 1-2-3 Pin! Mach beat the cult leader, but Undeth would get the last laugh, as Grind finally hit the ring and faced Mach. They got into each other's faces before the rest of Undeth attacked. Mach was beaten down, with Grind ripping off his necklace and tearing his shirt before clocking him to the mat. Tomo finally managed to make the save, but the damage was done, with Grind showing the power in numbers of Undeth...

After Tack Angel got on the intercom and advised all the fans in the desert heat to stay hydrated, we returned to the Royal Crown Tournament, with Amigo taking on Firebrand X...

Rated M has blazed a path through the Lady Renegades division and made it the talk of wrestling for both good and bad. Matches have gotten more violent, yet more competitive. However, the sleaze and controversy has overshadowed the title and the matches in recent weeks. Helena Havok doesn't have the ring experience of Real M's, but what she lacked in experience she made up for with heart, determination, and the desire to lift the belt away from Rated M. Real M's left Trevor Mach shattered, but Helena picked up the pieces, making this a very personal encounter, made even more personal with Hope Mach on the outside rooting for Helena Havok and trying to keep Tracy away from the ring. Brutal one sided opening minutes, with Real M's taunting and gloating as Helena tried in vain to get momentum going. M's bravado would cost her though, as Helena finally landed some desperation head butts that let her gain control and lay into her with fists and elbows. Back and forth from here, with M's resorting to cheating to getting control back. M's tried to get Tracy to toss in the Barbed Wire Bat, but Hope knocked it out of her hand, sending the bat rolling. M's and Helena fought over the bat while the referee tried to get Tracy and Hope off the ring apron. M's got the bat and took a full swing, but Helena caught it with her hand, taking the barbs in her hand, before grabbing the bat away and clocking M's with it, sending her to the mat, where Helena rolled her up for the 1-2-3! A huge shocker, as Helena survived the onslaught and beat Rated M at their own game to claim the win and the Lady Renegades Championship!

However, Rated M had a fail safe in mind, as Tracy cashed in the Havok Television Championship for an immediate match for the Lady Renegades Championship. Tracy rushed into the ring after handing the belt to Tack and blindsided the new champion. Helena was already hurting from the fight with M's, and the Television Championship once again lead to spoiling a title reign as Tracy hit the TikTak to score the pin and the win. M's and Tracy embraced as they both held up the title on their way to the back. The fans applauded Helena as Hope helped her to the back, but the sting of the loss left her less than pleased and vowing payback on Rated M.

We then returned to the Royal Crown Tournament again, where Kinniku Mike would take on the Green Bomber Subculture...

It was now time for the Havok World Championship match, as the New Epic Kishin Kid defended against Sal Paradise in one-on-one action for the biggest prize in wrestling. The title has switched hands a lot in the chaotic title scene of late 2014-early 2015, and the Kid was looking to break the streak of no defenses with a win over the longest reigning champion. Great action from bell to bell, as this one was played more cleanly than previous Kishin Kid title matches. The Kid was growing into his role, relying less on Mr. Gouji on the outside, at least in most cases. Gouji was still there to trip up Sal and place Kid's foot on the ropes when need be, which lead to Hippie once again trying to be courageous and defend a member of his team. Saludice gave it his best shot, but perhaps the language barrier was just too much, a barrier that Kishin Kid had already over come. The dangerous and potentially deadly Kishin Wings lead to the pin and the defense for Kishin Kid. A huge win and defense for the New Epic as he legitimized his second title reign. The gloating Kishin Kid breathed a sigh of relief as he mouthed to the crowd that the belt belonged to Kishin Kid and the Gouji Guys.....but then SUDDENLY!

Tack Angel: RING THE BELL! REF, GET READY! I BROUGHT THE TV TITLE! TITLE MATCH NOW! *huff puff* RING THE BELL!

Kishin Kid: WHAAAT?!

Before Kishin Kid could respond, the Boss of Havok himself Tack Angel, in wrestling garb, handed the Television Title to the referee that Tracy had handed him earlier in the event, and rushed to the top turnbuckle where he let the Rider Kick fly right into Kishin Kid's face as he turned around to see what Gouji was warning him about. Tack Angel pinned Kishin Kid as the crowd went wild and counted along with the pin. 1-2-3! The Boss Tack Angel out of nowhere decided to make this shocking move, becoming the Havok World Champion! What the hell brought that on!

As the crowd tried to recover from that epic Tack Angel run in to take the title from his former protege, it was now time for the main event and the finals of the Royal Crown Tournament!

Havok: Royal Crown 2015
Dusty Dunes Desert
Havok Battle Network

1. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Amigo beat Jamie OD via Full Nelson Hold -> Submission
2. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Firebrand X beat Kiva via Backbreaker -> Pin
3. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Kinniku Mike beat Akinan via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
4. Royal Crown Quarter-Final: Subculture beat Camilo Ortega via Uppercut -> Pin
5. No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach beat Void via Burning Machismo x Macha Ye -> Pin
6. Royal Crown Semi-Final: Amigo beat Firebrand X via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin
7. Lady Renegades Championship: Helena Havok beat Real M's(c) via Olympic Slam x Macha Ye -> Pin -> NEW Lady Renegades Champion!
8. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy beat Helena Havok via TikTak -> Pin -> NEW Lady Renegades Champion!
9. Royal Crown Semi-Final: Kinniku Mike beat Subculture via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
10. Havok World Championship: Kishin Kid(c) beat Sal Paradise via Kishin Wings -> Pin -> 1st Defense
11. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel beat Kishin Kid(c) via Ride Kick -> Pin -> NEW Havok World Champion!
12. Royal Crown Final: Kinniku Mike beat Amigo via Reversal Roll Up -> Pin -> NEW Royal Crown Champion!

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Helena Havok: Helena here Renegades, sitting atop my mountain of salt. Yeah, I'm not too happy.....not too happy at all. It's been one of those weeks. One of those weeks where you lose the title right after winning the title. That's been happening a lot lately. Oh, I'm sure ol' Tacker Jack will have something to say about that when he's...ya know....explaining what the hell happened at Royal Crown! That whole "the Boss happens to also be Havok World Champion" thing. Yeah....THAT! Things are really getting crazy around here. It's only getting crazier because you know that whole tournament to crown a Royal Crown Champion? The champion that gets to face the Havok World Champion at Victory Explosion IX? That champion being Kinniku Mike? Yeah, he's not waiting. No seriously, the anarchy continues! Kinniku Mike wants to face Tack Angel on the VERY NEXT Chaos TV!

Tack Angel: I did it! Operation: Do that thing I planned, worked like a charm! I didn't think it was going to work out so well, that whole Operation: Do that thing I planned thing. It happened though, and I'm not the Havok World Champion. That's going to cause a whole other set of problems, but for right now I can savor the moment I suppose! I'll just place the belt on my desk beside my yarn. No wait....a little closer to the yarn. Maybe....maybe a little farther away from the yarn. Oh wait, I can place it over the mug stain! Perfect! This day is going so well I-

Trevor Mach: Tack you glorious bastard! What the hell did you do?

Tack Angel: Trevor?

Amy Angel: You've got a lot of explaining to do Tack!

Trevor Mach: Tack's wife is right! I know I just got my brain battered in, but is Tack Angel really the Havok World Champion right now?

Tack Angel: Well yeah! I know it's crazy, but I can explain! See-

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuuu!

Tack Angel: Oh no.

Kinniku Mike: Oh yes! Mr. Strong Tits is here! The Havok World Tag Team Champion, and now the Royal Crown Champion! The once and future Havok World Champion! Uuuuuu!

Trevor Mach: Is that a tiger Mike?

Kinniku Mike: That's a tiger Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Bitchin!

Tack Angel: MIKE?! WHY DO YOU HAVE A TIGER IN MY OFFICE?!

Kinniku Mike: I used the prize money from the tournament to buy it! Strong tits needs a strong tiger! It just makes sense!

Trevor Mach: Yeah Tack, get on the level here.

Tack Angel: Well congratulations on the title and the tiger Mike, but what can I do for you now?

Kinniku Mike: I'm not waiting for Victory Explosion IX! I can main event the show AS Havok World Champion! I want to face you on Chaos TV!

Tack Angel: What?!

Kinniku Mike: It's so fitting! I've been waiting months for my chance to reclaim my place as World Champion, and the broken down Boss whom I despise happens to have nabbed the belt! It's perfect! I dominated our last rivalry, so this will be a piece of cake!

Tack Angel: We were tied Mike. Remember, I beat you in Battle Spirits.

Trevor Mach: Oooo! Shots fired! He totally did that Mike!

Kinniku Mike: Grrr! THAT DOESN'T COUNT! The point is, I don't need the match at Victory Explosion when I can have it NOW! That's when I want it. I challenge you for the Havok World Championship at Chaos TV!

Tack Angel: Fine! Just PLEASE get that tiger out of here!

Kinniku Mike: YOU'VE SEALED YOUR DOOM....and sure.....let's go Mittens.

Amy Angel: Mittens?

Kinniku Mike: Hey! I-

Mittens: *ROAR!*

Kinniku Mike: *gasp* Mittens NO!

Tack Angel: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Tack Angel: HELP ME! I'M BEING MAULED BY A TIGER!

Amy Angel: TACK!

Trevor Mach: Tack, don't be a gentleman! You're going to have to fight that tiger!

Kinniku Mike: Mittens no! Bad Mittens!

Tack Angel: WHAT?! FIGHT THE TIGER?! AAAAHHHH!!!

Amy Angel: Tack, don't do that!

Trevor Mach: No you're going to have to! Go straight for the dick Tack! Punch that tiger in the dick Hater style!

Kinniku Mike: Mittens is a girl!

Tack Angel: Girl tigers don't have a dick Trevor! What am I supposed to do!?

Amy Angel: Don't ask Trevor what to do! He's telling you to dick punch a female tiger!

Trevor Mach: Kick her in the ovaries!

Amy Angel: No Tack! Please tell me you know that's a bad idea! She'll kill you!

Trevor Mach: DO IT! KICK THAT TIGER IN THE TIGER OVARIES!

Tack Angel: AAAAHHH!!!

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 10-Man Tag: Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago/Hexagon III/Locura vs. Void/Grind/Hazard/Hood/Killing Joke
2. No Rules Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Kishin Kid/Dogma Mask
3. Singles: Subculture vs. Jackson Kain
4. Havok Trios Championship: Firebrand X(c)/Arremer X(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Alyssa Flash/Heather Mach vs. Real M's/Tracy
6. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Kinniku Mike

#EVER 41: Over the Limit, Under Arrest
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Larmore Beer Bottle Death Match: Larmore vs. Flying Man vs. Swift vs. That Guy vs. Rains vs. Hercules
2. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Men: Gilgamesh vs. Rhythm Wrestler
3. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Women: Kat Prowler vs. Aisha
4. Battle of the Sexes: Jelly Jiggler vs. Mura
5. #EVER Open Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. TBD

-

Tack Angel: Oh hello there, I'm Tack Angel, the Boss of Havok on a permanent and not interim basis, but I'm also currently the Havok World Champion. A lot of people have been asking me why I did what I did at the end of Royal Crown 2015. It's been said that I wanted to steal the spotlight and glory of the upcoming Victory Explosion IX, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Victory Explosion IX is about the Renegades that work hard to get us there every year. No, I had my reasons, and I will explain them in due time, and by due time, I mean the end of tonight's show. I could tell you now, but foreshadowing and stuff. So yeah, that's coming tonight, but I do have a big announcement right now, hence why you're only seeing a blank screen right now, because the big surprises are standing right next to me. See, I don't think it's right for the Boss to also be the Champion. It's a conflict of interests, and I don't have interests in conflicts, especially not conflicts of interest. I won't vacate the title this close to our biggest show of the year, but what I WILL do is temporarily step down from my position as Boss and reactivate myself as an active Renegade. That being said, we need proper management to see us through till VE9, and I have just the two people. Whether I retain or not tonight, I intend to have them carry the company through to the big event in the Kyoto Dome. They will be unbiased, focused leaders, that will not go easy on me just because of the positions I'm placing them in. These two leaders will be...

Tack Angel: The Boss of the Lady Renegades will be none other than Tess, and the Boss of the Renegades will be.....Little Mac. Yes, I said Little Mac. I know what you're all thinking, and no he's not a ghost. I'm not sure why you would all immediately go the ghost route, but I know you did, and that's just weird. The original Green Bomber has been in-

Little Mac: Allow me to explain. I know it's been a long year since you've last seen me, and everyone thought I was dead, but that is not the case. I found myself in the middle of the controversies that ignited the Wrestling War of Edo last year. The SSS wanted me dead, but I was able to fake my death and go into hiding as part of witness protection. I was not supposed to come back to wrestling, but I couldn't stay hidden in the shadows any longer. The case has been closed and the bounty on my head all but forgotten about. Plus, I'm tired of running. I'm here now, and I'm honored to return as Boss of the Renegades. I may look different, but I'm the same old Little Mac, and what I want to see is the best possible competition, leading up to the best Victory Explosion yet.

Tack Angel: So I'm noticing you shaved your head. Was that part of witness protection?

Little Mac: No, that's called getting old. You'll have to try it some time.

Tack Angel: Well they say you're only as old as you feel, which means I should've been dead YEARS ago. Speaking of the icy touch of death, my choice for Lady Renegades Boss is none other is Tess here. She's got the experience, and her family has the wrestling legacy. I know she can whip the girls into shape.

Tess: You've always been adorably dim Tack.

Tack Angel: Thank you! Wait.

Tess: What we share in our fandom of Tokusatsu, we differ in our opinion of the Lady Renegades. You think they need to be whipped into orderly shape, while I want to see them continue to go after each other the way they have been. It's been a war, and it will weed out the weak and strong. We only want the best and brightest stars to shine in the Lady Renegades division. For the most part, I intend to set them loose on each other.

Tack Angel: Oh well-

Tess: No takesies backsies! It's too late Tack!

Tack Angel: Fiddlesticks! Oh well, perhaps complete and utter anarchy is the correct solution when you want to try to bring order to a division. I mean, trying the exact opposite of what you want. Worth a shot. Well that settles that. We know the policy of Tess, but what about you Little Mac?

Little Mac: Well for starters, we're doing away with the Television Championship being the ticket to an instant title shot. I don't want to see some fool run down to the ring with the belt and instantly trade one title for another. All this hot shotting is mocking the prestige of the belts.

Tack Angel: Did it just get awkward in here? Maybe it's just me.

Little Mac: No, I mean you personally. You do what you have to do as World Champion, but no one will be replicating your actions. From now on, the Television Championship will be its own reward, the prestige for this title will grow on its own. The holder of the title will get prestige and a larger purse. Every defense will net more money for the champion. I will also see to it that more Trios Teams come together to focus on the Trios Division. The titles have meaning and importance. I fought my whole life, through blood, sweat, and tears to win my first championship. They will all be treated with respect, and every match will matter in my eyes, so treat them all like they could be make or break from here on out.

Tack Angel: Oh, I know what I was feeling. Someone turned the pressure up in the room. Jeez! Well, for now it's your show. Tonight, I return to action against Kinniku Mike. The man with the Strong Tits and the white tiger named Mittens who has the taste for my blood. Don't miss it!

Royal Crown 2015 is in the books. Yes, people still read books. You should try it sometime. I mean, you're reading right now for crying out loud. Wait, don't actually cry out loud. It's fine. Forget it. No, you're NOT uneducated, illiterate swine. I don't even know where you got that. I never said anything about it.

Take 2

Royal Crown 2015 has come and gone, with Kinniku Mike winning a hard fought tournament to get a title shot at Victory Explosion IX. Only problem is that Mike doesn't want to wait for the Kyoto Dome. He wants to walk into the Dome as champ, hence the maaaaaaaain event oooof the evening! What?! I was doing a thing!

Take 3

Royal Crown 2015. Mike won. Challenged Tack tonight. Match happened after lots of other stuff. Recap? Recap.

The opening match saw huge cluster of a 10-Man Tag between the Anahauc Heroes and Undeth. Hex III and Locura have been fulfilling obligations on and off in Anahauc, but rose to the occasion to make amends with Kiva and his allies against the cult bent on ring domination. Great match with the usual high speed, high energy, acrobatic style you're used to seeing, just with more cohesion than a Triple B match. Kiva and the others kept taunting Grind about Trevor Mach, giving the newest Undeth member unease as he looked around the arena. As he looked Hexagon III tagged in and pushed him off the side of the ring, as he then bounced off the ropes and hit a Macha Ye on Hood, before tagging out to Kiva who hit the Kiva Dive followed by the pin. The confused Undeth members looked on as Hex III pulled off his mask to reveal Trevor Mach. Mach called out Grind, as the group walked away, but they forgot to wonder where the real Hexagon III was, as he rushed down the stage and attacked from behind. The Anahauc heroes got the better of Undeth, outsmarting them, and revitalizing what seemed like a soon to be dying style in Havok. Viva Los Technicos!

The LoveKick 87's were set to take on Kishin Kid and Dogma Mask in No Rules tag action next, but Kishin Kid refused to appear for the match, leading to Mr. Dangerous taking his place for the Gouji Guys. A downer for Sal and Jamie, but a feel good ending for the Renegades, as Jamie OD took the fabulous Dangerous to the mat and hit the Penalty Kick for the pin.

We then cut to the backstage, where Trevor Mach was talking with Helena Havok...

Trevor Mach: Did you just see that? Grind didn't know what hit him!

Helena Havok: Yeah, that was awesome!

Trevor Mach: I know right?

Helena Havok: Are you alright though? They did a number on you at Royal Crown.

Trevor Mach: Yes they did, and that number was pain.

Helena Havok: That makes no sense.

Trevor Mach: You make no sense, wasting time with me.

Helena Havok: It's not a waste. Not at all.

Trevor Mach: You and Hope having been the #1 targets of my crazy ex and her equally crazy, yet strangely more submissive, lesbian ex of Tack. Then we have the Grind situation. That's enough right there, but you put up with all of that just to be around me? I ain't worth it kid.

Helena Havok: You let me be the judge of that mister man! I'm right in the thick of it, and that's exactly where I want to be. I don't know what you think this is, but it's real, you hear me?

Trevor Mach: The fire. It'll burn us both baby.

Helena Havok: Burn baby burn.

Little Mac: Am I interrupting anything?

Trevor Mach: Mac! The big Mac Daddy!

Little Mac: Guessing that's a no.

Trevor Mach: Grats on the whole not being dead thing. The Boss job too I guess. Do you get a bitchin' hat that says "Boss" on it too?

Little Mac: Well I'm not sure abou-

Trevor Mach: Bet it's green though. Green is your thing.

Little Mac: Look, I wanted to talk to both of you about Rated M and Undeth. Both groups are dangerous, and they are out for blood.

Trevor Mach: That's not a new thing around here Mac Daddy.

Little Mac: Please don't call me that. You and I go back a long way. We've had wars. We fought with and against each other, so for old times I wanted to know if you needed any sort of protection.

Trevor Mach: I don't believe in condoms.

Little Mac: I meant protection from them. I want to see matches, not pools of blood backstage.

Trevor Mach: I don't think they make rubbers for run ins Mac.

Helena Havok: We can handle it Big Mac.

Little Mac: More puns with my name. Why is it so hard to say Little Mac?

Trevor Mach: You're not even that little! Your name is a lie!

Subculture: That's not the only lie!

Little Mac: Subculture...

Trevor Mach: We should go.

Helena Havok: Uh huh!

Little Mac: I....I wanted to talk to you later when we had more time to-

Subculture: More time?! MORE TIME!? A YEAR MAC! A DAMN YEAR! For a YEAR I thought you were dead! For a YEAR I fought for you! I bleed for you! I tried to be your living legacy! I put my career on hold SEVERAL TIMES to go back to the drawing board to become the fighter I thought you would want me to be.

Little Mac: And you have! I'm very proud of-

Subculture: IT WAS ALL A LIE! Everything I've been working for! Everything I've been told! It was a LIE!

Little Mac: No Subculture I-

Subculture: I don't care what you have to say! I don't care! I looked up to you, like the father I never had. I thought you were dead, but you just turned your back on me, just like my real old man! You're no better! You hear me? YOU'RE NO BETTER MAC!

Little Mac: ....*sigh* I'm so so sorry.

A livid Subculture was set to face Jackson Kain in a big rematch next, but the epic strikefest we were expecting didn't quite happen the way it was supposed to. Subculture lost it before the sound of the bell and punched out Jackson Kain, leading to a DQ by the referee. Subbie about lost it on the referee too before Kain recovered and seperated the two, getting into Subbie's face and demanding he take a hike as security rushed the scene. Subculture left through the crowd, tearing up any Little Mac merchandise he found on the way out. I smell refunds for some Renegades.

Tracy: Surprise! Look who is the NEW Havok Lady Renegades Champion! It's this chick!

Real M's: That's right. Just when you think you have all the answers, we crush your windpipe, because coming up with new questions is too damn tedious! Helena Havok, you surprised me, you really did. That fighting spirit is exactly what we're looking for. That raging fire. That's the kind of thing we get off on crushing! Shattering hope is the sweetest reward, and I'm not just talking about my traitor daughter.

Tracy: You thought you could get one over on my M's, but we always have a backup plan. The Television Title was only useful to us as a way to get this coveted belt back. This belt means that we are the Lady Renegades Division. That's why we are going to face each other at Victory Explosion IX!

Real M's: We both love it rough, so why not have a little rough house for our championship. One way or another, this belt is Rated M!

Tess: You two!

Tracy: MOM!? Shit!

Real M's: Quick, just smile and don't move. Maybe she'll go away.

Tracy: You think she sees us?

Tess: Yes, I'm looking right at you!

Tracy: ....

Real M's: .....

Tess: Seriously! Knock it off!

Tracy: Oh hey Mom! Congratulations on your new job! With you in charge, the division is officially Rated M!

Tess: No, I'm not having any part of whatever this is! You two are making a mockery of all the work we put in SPARKLE! I'm not even going to get into whatever you two do in the bedroom. You're an adult Tracy, and I'm not telling you how to live your personal life. However, what you do in the ring IS my business, and I don't like what I see. You two have a tag match tonight, and I suggest you get ready! Don't think you're getting that VE9 match you just talked about either. I have different plans for you two. M's, you're taking on your daughter at her request. Tracy, you have to face the former champ Helena Havok. Those are the matches you will be getting. Deal with it! Oh, and Tracy, try to keep your damn clothes on! Stop embarrassing me!

Tracy: That could have gone better.

Real M's: I still don't think she saw us.

The Trios Champions the Brothers X and Camilo Ortega faced off with the Dangerous Heel Besties in a rematch for the belts. A match that didn't quite live up to the ladder match, on account of Dangerous having to pull double duty, and coming into the match hurt. This lead to Dangerous taking another loss in the night as he ate Camilo's STO Bomber before the pin. A livid Mr. Gouji shouted that the Dangerous Heel Besties couldn't get it done, and something was going to change.

After that match, the cameras followed Gouji to the back...

Mr. Gouji: Dammit! They just can't get it done! It's time I take matters into my own hands.

Akinan: Uh....I think you're in the wrong locker room.

Mr. Gouji: No...no I'm not! How would you like to make a deal with the best manager in the business?

Akinan: Hm?

Little Mac: Amigo? Just the man I was looking for.

Amigo: I bet you were. Maybe you can tell me why Tack Angel decided not to book me tonight?

Little Mac: That was my call actually.

Amigo: ...You better have a damn good reason.

Little Mac: As a matter of fact I do. I want you to pull your head out of your ass Amigo!

Amigo: Beg your pardon?

Little Mac: You heard me. The World Warrior's lost his cool. You came back, made a huge splash, won the Havok World Championship, and then you lost it in the same night. Your one track mind had you so focused on that edge you had when you first came back. I want you to get it back. I'm putting you in the hunt for the Television Championship.

Amigo: What?! Why would you do that?! I want the Wor-

Little Mac: What you want is a legacy. To be seen as the best, and you can do that by bringing back credibility and recognition to the Television title. In Havok, and EBW before it, the titles were made into jokes, numerous jokes. Time to make all titles important again.

Amigo: ....

Little Mac: You know how it is. You yourself have held many titles that no longer exist. Make this one mean something. Make it your own.

Amigo: ....I just might do that.

Anwin: Not a chance! That will be me that does that.

Little Mac: Anwin? I didn't ask a burnout bum to come into my office unannounced.

Anwin: And yet here I am, and I want in the hunt for the Television title.

Little Mac: Why would I do that?

Anwin: You forget, I'm a former World Champion too, and I held the title longer than Amigo here.

Amigo: You son of a-

Little Mac: Not in my office! You want in Anwin, act like you're a damn wrestler for a change! Next week, I want to see you two FIGHT!

Lady Renegades tag action saw Heather Mach and Alyssa Flash team up to take on the deadly and controversial Rated M. A heated grudge match, made even more personal, with Hope Mach and Helena Havok watching on from the stage. M's and Tracy, not about to be intimidated or taunted, immediately took the brawl to the outside, where they busted out the weapons and got themselves DQ'd in the process. Helena and Hope ran down to help fight them off. Security had to earn their paychecks again and reign in the carnage.

It was now time for the maaaaain event oooof the evening! Tack Angel, the Boss turned sudden Havok world Champion, put his title up against the Royal Crown Champion Kinniku Mike in a highly anticipated bout, stemming from the 5 Star Classics that Tack and Mike put on in the past. The wrestlers squared off with each other and avoided locking up in the early goings. It started slow, but soon they were countering, and avoiding each others signature moves. Tack's legs looked strong and the rust was gone in minutes, but Mike was out to take him off his feet and take away his biggest weapons. Mike won an exchange with a Bridging Suplex for a two count. Mike then settled into a chinlock as Tack reached out looking for air. Tack finally got back to his feet after reaching the ropes and fired back with a big spin kick that sent Mr. Strong Tits flying to the floor. Tack followed him out and let the signature kicks fly until Mike grabbed one kick and pushed Tack backwards, forcing his head to hit the ring steps. The champs was dazed and bleeding. Mike quickly rolled Tack into the ring for the pin attempt. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack staggered to his feet, when Mike shot him right back down and went to work on the legs. Mike was picking him apart, until Tack grabbed his head and rolled him into a pin, but only got a 1 count. He got back to his feet and leaned against the ropes as Mike charged. Tack waited til the last second to duck and pull down the top rope. Mike went straight out of the ring and into the guardrail. This gave Tack a few seconds to breath, but he quickly went outside to get Mike back into the ring. Tack was hurting, but decided to go high risk. He went to the top rope to attempt a moonsault, an insane move for the man who who hasn't wrestled in months. As the angel flew, Mike brought up his knees and Tack crashed into them hard. Mike was reeling as well, and this slowed down the middle of the match. It mostly consisted of big move, pin attempt, kickout, and back to a big move, but as the audience cheered them both on they got back to their feet and kicked it back into full gear. They traded kicks and blows back and forth. Tack staggered and that's when Mike hit a Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb! 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack barely managed to get out of that one. Mike then went for a Release Dragon Suplex, but Tack escaped it and hit a high kick that sent Mike down. He went high risk again and this time landed a TaToBa Kick before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Mike clocked out Tack with a hard shot and surprised everyone by going high risk himself. He went to top rope for a moonsault press, but Tack rolled out of the way just in time. As Mike tried to get back up Tack hit the Shining Wizard and went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack and Mike fought to their feet, with Mike somehow staggering up first, and using the force of his weight to take Tack back down. Mike was looking to take advantage and finish off the Boss once and for all, but suddenly, Mr. Gouji came down to the ring to distract the referee. A confused Mike tried to pull him back to the match, but that's when Mike's tag champion partner Akinan rushed out and clocked Mike with the belt. Mike stumbled to the mat, giving Tack enough time to recover and wonder what was going on. Akinan laughed as Tack picked up Mike for the Wrist Clutch Angel Driver and brought him down to the mat. 1-2-3! Tack Angel retained, as Akinan betrayed Mike, seemingly becoming the newest Gouji Guy in the process. After the match Kishin Kid appeared on the stage.

Kishin Kid: You see that? That's what happens when someone else tries to take what belongs to me. I'm the new epic, and my former mentor saw fit to screw me out of the title. My former mentor is the one I'm going to take it back from!

Tack Angel: You had no right to get involved Kishin, no right at all. I had no right to do what I did either, but I did it for the company. See, I wasn't going to let the Gouji Guys continue to hold the World Championship hostage, so I did what I had to do. You hurt me Kishin. You stabbed me in the back. You were my friend, not my student. You were like a little brother to me, and you sold your soul for the title. You got what you wanted, but now I have it. I did this...took this belt....to keep it off of you.....because you haven't earned it. You want to earn it? Beat me for it fair and square.

Kishin Kid: Thought you'd never ask. I challenge you for Victory Explosion IX. The washed up past versus the New Epic for the Havok World Championship. That night will be my becoming, and it will be the last time you ever set foot in a ring.

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. 10-Man Tag: Kiva[o]/Los Tiburon/El Mago/Hexagon III(Trevor Mach)/Locura beat Void/Grind/Hazard/Hood[x]/Killing Joke via Kiva Dive -> Pin
2. No Rules Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Mr. Dangerous[x]/Dogma Mask via Penalty Kick
3. Singles: Jackson Kain beat Subculture beat via DQ
4. Havok Trios Championship: Firebrand X(c)/Arremer X(c)/Camilo Ortega(c)[o] beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous[x] STO Bomber -> Pin -> 1st Defense
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Alyssa Flash/Heather Mach beat Real M's/Tracy via DQ
6. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) beat Kinniku Mike via Wrist Clutch Angel Driver -> Pin -> 1st Defense

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:11 am

So #EVER's back this week! Exciting right? For the 40th show we had a spectacular #EMPRESS Tournament that lead to shocking ramifications at Royal Crown 2015, proving the greatness of the Lady Renegades Division. Naturally, that means that this week Good News Gary threw a bone to the men by giving them most of the show. Cause that makes sense right?

An inebriated Larmore opened the show breaking beer bottles in the middle of the #EVER ring. The Beer Bottle Death Match, a poorly thought out concept that they had a week to cancel, and yet no one lifted a finger to do anything about it. Good News Gary came out, talking up the match leading to a title match later in the night. The winner would get the shot, and he made it very clear that he wanted Rains to win the match. He asked that all the other wrestlers make Rains look strong, and even though the Mr. Saturns didn't like Rains or want him to win, Gary asked that they cheer so that Rains could look strong. However, a surprise appearance by Tomo-kun lead to the no neck pitbull of the 87's taking out Rains before the match with a brainbuster before jumping in to take his place. Gary didn't even try to stop this. Flying Man, Swift, That Guy, and Hercules completed the 6 men who actually put on a great match without Rains trying to muck it all up. I mean the glass shards in the ring had everyone flinching and concerned about the wrestlers because this isn't Philadelphia wherever that even is. I mean, no part of me wants to see someone get stabbed with beer bottles...except that dark place deep down inside that I don't talk about. Some cool spots saw Tomo and Swift collide in an equal mass POUNCE that sent a shockwave into space, knocking the satellite that broadcasts Havok Battle Network out of place. Thanks for checking out the replays of #EVER by the way. Sorry you couldn't watch it live after that. Flying Man and Hercules collided as well in mid air, landing on That Guy in a comical scene. The 87's Tomo took the opportunity and pinned That Guy to win the match and get the shot in the main event!

Whoa, I really went on a tangent for that match. Let's make up for lost time.

Gilgamesh beat Rhythm Wrestler, when Rhythm Wrestler fell to the outside and got into a beat with the ref counting him out, not thinking to get back into the ring. Gilgamesh advances in the Rise of the Renegades Eliminators.

Kat Prowler took on Aisha in the women's eliminator. Aisha still doesn't know how to wrestle, so this one didn't last long. Kat hit the Prowler Pounce to win. That's a spear, cause we can never have enough of those. Akinan did show up for this one to celebrate his student's win, however...

Mura beat Jelly Jiggler in the Battle of the Sexes, when Mura hit a Shining Wizard that sent Jiggler's head off into the crowd. It snapped back, sending him out of the ring and the building entirely. Another count out victory. Exciting!

Time for the main event, with Good News Gary announcing Rains as the Special Referee for the match in order to keep Rains looking strong. The Gouji Guy's resident sexist pig Noah Jennings came out with the #EVER Open Championship, gloating about keeping it in the hands of men. Tomo wasted no time in going after the champ in a brutal scene that would make children cry. The technically sound and incredibly scheming Noah was fighting for his life on this one. Just to add insult to injury, Mura came out and gave Noah the poison mist just for the hell of it, as Tomo hit the Brainbuster to score the pin, the win, and the #EVER Open Championship for the 2nd time!

#EVER 41: Over the Limit, Under Arrest
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Larmore Beer Bottle Death Match: Ishihiro Tomo beat Larmore, Flying Man, Swift, That Guy[x], and Hercules via He was already unconcious -> Pin
2. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Men: Gilgamesh beat Rhythm Wrestler via Count Out
3. Rise of the Renegades Eliminator Women: Kat Prowler beat Aisha via Prowler Pounce -> Pin
4. Battle of the Sexes: Mura beat Jelly Jiggler via Count Out
5. #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo beat Noah Jennings(c) via Murder...or Brainbuster -> Pin -> NEW #EVER Open Champion! Special Referee: Rains looks strong Rains looks strong you want to cheer for Rains

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Helena Havok: Sup Renegades! Helena Havok here, the former and soon to be future Lady Renegades Champion....in the future! That forward allegorical hallway known as a road to Victory Explosion IX is....well it is. We're got new bosses, with Tack Angel returning to action as the Havok World Champion! Mac and Tess are laying down the law, and have crafted a big Chaos TV! We'll see the luchadors and Undeth collide in a big way, while we decide new Havok World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders. We'll also see Tess give her daughter "tough love", pitting Rated M against 2K, Heather Mach, and Alyssa Flash. I'm going to LOVE that one! Amigo and Anwin have been selected as the two who will decide the next Havok Television Champion. That match goes down this week! The main event will see the original Justice 87 reunite, as Tack Angel joins Trevor Mach in action, but that's not all. The two will be joined by Royal Crown 2015 Champion and Tag Champion Kinniku Mike as they face off with Kishin Kid, Grind, and Tag Champion Akinan, in a match that would make Tenryu cry. Who is Tenryu you ask, and what does he have to do with random 6-Man Tags? That's what wikipedia is for you lazy jackals!

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Hexagon III/Locura vs. Killing Joke/Hood
2. Havok World Tag Team Championships #1 Contender: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Noah Jennings/Dogma Mask vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
3. Tag: Kiva/Los Tiburon vs. Void/Hazard
4. Lady Renegades 4-on-2 Handicap: Kayla Sparkz/Kei Akiyama/Heather Mach/Alyssa Flash vs. Real M's/Tracy
5. Havok Television Championship Decision Match: Amigo vs. Anwin
6. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Kinniku Mike vs. Kishin Kid/Grind/Akinan

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Mr. Gouji: Welcome to the family Akinan. As a Gouji Guy I expect the best from you, but I also give the best. I found this little lady outside the arena, looking for a way back in. I told her I had a way...

Aisha: I told him I'd do whatever it takes.....or whoever.

Akinan: Hey hey! You know, I wanted nothing to do with you when you were Mike's student, but now....now I think I want to get to know you better.

Noah Jennings: Ow! It's Ow! It's refreshing to see that a woman knows her place to please the men. Ow!

Akinan: The hell happened to you?

Noah Jennings: I got mauled by a pit bull.

Aisha: Mike was too busy staring at my ass to see that I'm the total package.

Akinan: That you are. I admire a good backstory, but I'm far more interested in your "plot".

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! I knew I hated you for a reason! Get em Mittens!

Akinan: Huh?!

Noah Jennings: Hey, is that a TigAHHHHHHH!!!!

Kinniku Mike: Well I meant Akinan, but close enough. The same thing is going to happen to you tonight in the ring Akinan....metaphorically.....by me....cause they won't let me bring Mittens in the ring! Uuuuuuu!!!

Book your tickets to Edo, cause we're getting our asses to the Far East for Victory Explosion IX real soon! In the mean time, matches, rivalries, promos, commercial advertising, merchandise, backstage segments, and maybe even....a little fun. Yeah, this hype machine is just warming up, so give it some time. Tonight's show would see the new Havok World Champion Tack Angel, yes that's right, Tack Angel, as he leads Trevor Mach and Kinniku Mike against Kishin Kid, Grind, and Akinan. Yeah, those teams sound like they could work together. You get that PLUS, Rated M being put up against four Lady Renegades in Handicap Rules action. Not only that, but you got a big tag free for all, Luchador on Undeth violence, and some big match announcements from Little Mac. So I guess this show was a big deal.

The opening match saw the Dark Lucha duo of Hex III and Locura actually standing up for Lucha, as they faced Killing Joke and Hood in tag action. Strong match from both teams, with Kiva and Tiburon keeping Undeth from getting involved. Locura got the win on Hood after a sick Loco Flip Driver, and a well deserved pin.

The Havok World Tag Team Championships need new #1 Contenders, so instead of picking a few teams, Little Mac just threw all of them into one big match to determine who would face the less than cohesive team of Kinniku Mike and Akinan. You know, the guys wrestling against each other later in the show? This wasn't a stupid match where you actually tag your team out of the match. It was more of a cluster chaos match, that saw Jamie OD somehow emerge from the mass of humanity to hit a Penalty Kick on the heavily bandaged and tiger mauled Noah Jennings to score the pin. LoveKick 87's will challenge Kinnikunan, in their first title challenge as a team in years. Somewhere in the back, Tack Angel breathed a sigh of relief that TaskForce were unable to nab the win in their first big opportunity.

Tack Angel: Alright guys, let's do this! Teamwork makes the dream work!

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu!!!!

Trevor Mach: Your tits seem upset Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Damn right they are Trev! So I gave this girl the best few minutes of her life, and she thanks me by stabbing me in the back!

Tack Angel: Guys?

Trevor Mach: That's rough brah.

Kinniku Mike: Tell me about it! Wait, what do you care? Don't we hate each other too?

Trevor Mach: Nah, who cares about that shit, keep going.

Kinniku Mike: Right, so she's terrible in the ring, but she's got DAT ASS so I figured I've give her a shot!

Trevor Mach: In the ring or in bed?

Kinniku Mike: You're damn right.

Trevor Mach: Hiyoooo!

Kinniku Mike: I just can't believe she could turn her back on the Strong Tits.

Trevor Mach: Dude, haven't you been married like a bunch of times? I never saw you too upset about that. Why this?

Kinniku Mike: Trev, this was different. This was a white girl with a black girl booty.

Trevor Mach: That's special man. That's a special kind of feeling. Say no more.

Tack Angel: Uh guys?

Kinniku Mike: She goes and snuggles up to that weak titty Akinan?!

Tack Angel: Hey...you need to get passed that....cause....no ass is worth thinking that much about.....I always say.

Kinniku Mike: .....

Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: ......I was trying to fit in.

Kinniku Mike: Look you punk ass bitch-

Tack Angel: Well that's a little harsh and uncalled for.

Kinniku Mike: You and I have beef going way back.

Tack Angel: Is this about the Battle Spirits?

Kinniku Mike: WHAT?! NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BATT- Look, we need to put this behind us right now! If we're going to kick ass in that ring tonight, we need to be united as tit lovers!

Trevor Mach: I'm an ass man Mike, that's well documented.

Kinniku Mike: 2/3rds of the team needs to be united as tit lovers!

Tack Angel: They don't call me Tack Titty Master Angel for nothing.

Trevor Mach: They don't call you that.

Tack Angel: My wife calls me that.....alright....that's not true either....sorry.

Kinniku Mike: Whatever, it's good enough for me. Akinan's going to get his ass beat, and that's what matters!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, well you know what grinds my gears? Grind....grind grinds my gears, and I'm going to grind my knee right into his face.

Tack Angel: Yep! Such and such so and so about Kishin Kid too also as well! Let's do this!

The third match saw Kiva and Los Tiburon bring it against the strong Undeth duo of Void and Hazard. Hazard sacrificed himself multiple times at Void's behest, showing the power that he has over his followers. This allowed Void to hit the Chaos Theory on Kiva to score the win. After the match Kiva grabbed a mic, but instead of talking started to speak in Lucha with his multiple flips. The message was clear.....I think....and that was that Kiva wanted to face Void one-on-one at Victory Explosion IX. Void accepted.

The Lady Renegades were in action next, as the Renegades in the crowd waiting in anticipation for what many were expecting to be Rated M's comeuppance. You know how these things work though. You wait for comeuppance and it never.....well....comes.

M's and Tracy brought goaded the women into the ring for the face off, but quickly exited before they could tie up. The plan was to get them outside to brawl, and that worked in their favor. Rated M was on top for a reason and they managed to get the better of 2K before rolling in to brawl with Flash and Heather Mach. Tess seemed impressed as the two were forced to fight for their lives, but the match ended in typical Rated M fashion, as the two grabbed weapons and attacked their four opponents, ending the match in a DQ. See what I was telling you about comeuppance not coming. I totally told you.

It was now time for the Havok Television Championship decision match. Little Mac wants to make the titles mean something, firing up both Anwin and Amigo, two former World Champions with very short reigns, to make the TV title mean as much as the World Championship. This is what happened. Not even going to write it, just check it out...

The huge upset and crowning of a NEW Havok Television Champion lead to the maaaaaain event oooof the evening!

After the match the trash talking and fighting was far from over. Trevor and Grind especially mixed it up...

This lead to Little Mac appearing on the big screen...

Little Mac: Guys! Knock it off! I want to see that fighting spirit in the ring! That's why I'm going to make three matches official for Victory Explosion IX! Akinan and Mike will face off one-on-one whether they are still Tag Team Champions or not by then. Trevor, you want Grind in a match so badly you can have him. I'll dust off a Tack Angel Original by making this a One Rule Match. Anything goes....except interference. I know we like to let the referee try to handle this stuff, but let's be honest, it hardly ever works out. Sorry officials, but it's the truth. Undeth and the 87's are barred from ringside. No interference whatsoever. No Rules, but that one. The main event will of course see Tack Angel, the Boss turned Havok World Champion, defend the title against the man he snagged it from Kishin Kid, on the one conditional that if he wins the match and the title he can NOT take the title away from Havok. Gouji and Senator Armstrong will NOT be holding our crown jewel hostage. However, if the so called New Epic is the better man, he deserves to be Champion. We'll see at Victory Explosion IX. The road is just getting started, and we've got many more matches left to book so-

?: I've got a match in mind.

Subculture: The pissed off Subculture versus the backstabbing bastard Little Mac!

Little Mac: Subbie I-

*PUNCH!*

Subculture laid out Little Mac as the show came to a close...

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Tag: Hexagon III/Locura[o] beat Killing Joke/Hood[x] via Loco Flip Driver -> Pin
2. Havok World Tag Team Championships #1 Contender: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD[o] beat Noah Jennings[x]/Dogma Mask vs. Jason Saxon/Tony Novus vs. Degrees/Jackson Kain vs. Firebrand X/Arremer X vs. LG Rod/Randy no Kachi via Penalty Kick -> Pin
3. Tag: Void[o]/Hazard beat Kiva[x]/Los Tiburon via Chaos Theory -> Pin
4. Lady Renegades 4-on-2 Handicap: Kayla Sparkz/Kei Akiyama/Heather Mach/Alyssa Flash beat Real M's/Tracy via DQ
5. Havok Television Championship Decision Match: Anwin beat Amigo Abdominal Stretch -> Submission -> NEW Havok Television Champion!
6. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel[o]/Trevor Mach/Kinniku Mike beat Kishin Kid/Grind/Akinan[x] via Full Nelson Apparently-> Submission

Machismo · 12/08/2019 8:13 am

Helena Havok: Peeps! Renegades! What's happening? I bet you're here for cards. Well guess what. This chick's got cards. Go ahead and pick one. I bet it's the ace of spades. Oh, you want the matches coming up. Well I'll give you that and one better. We got big updates on Victory Explosion IX, with TONS of matches already confirmed with more yet to be announced. Most of the matches are already no brainers, but the big match of note, is the one where I kick Tracy's ass and take back the Lady Renegades Championship! That's going down IN DA DOME! You want to know about the other matches? See for yourself. This show is going to rock!

Officially Unofficial Victory Explosion 9 Theme:

Havok: Victory Explosion IX
Kyoto Dome, Kyoto Edo
Pay Per View

1. #EVER Open Championship: Ishihiro Tomo(c) vs. TBD
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Akinan
3. Havok Trios Championship: Firebrand(c)/Arremer X(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. TBD
4. Singles: Kiva vs. Void
5. Havok World Tag Team Championship: TBD
6. One Rule Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Grind
7. Lady Renegades Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Helena Havok
8. Lady Renegades Singles: Real M's vs. Hope Mach
9. Havok World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Kishin Kid

Good News Gary: Good News Everyone! #EVER 42 is next, and the excitement is going to "Rain" down all over the ring. I've heard what you want, you've been very vocal about it. That's why you're going to get Rains in EVERY SINGLE MATCH! Our super strong and good looking super rookie, who is awesome and has a good look, and did I mention he's got a good look, will be taking over the show, serving as Special Referee in several matches, challenging Alyssa Flash to a Cocked Fist Challenge...whatever that is, and teaming with Bootista to take on Helena Havok and Hope Mach. The main event will see him hopefully defeat Swift, Noah Jennings, Larmore, and Flying Man in match to see who will take on Ishihiro Tomo at VE 9 for the #EVER Open Championship. When it Rains it pours!

#EVER 42: The one in which we make Rains look STRONG!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

1. Men vs. Women Tag: Jelly Jiggler/That Guy vs. Kei Akiyama/Kayla Sparkz Special Referee: Rains
2. Men vs. Women Singles: Mura vs. Mr. Dangerous Special Referee: Rains
3. Cocked Fist Challenge: Rains vs. Alyssa Flash Special Referee: Good News Gary
4. Men vs. Women Tag: Helena Havok/Hope Mach vs. Rains/Bootista
5. #EVER Open Championship #1 Contender: Swift vs. Noah Jennings vs. Larmore vs. Flying Man vs. Rains

Helena Havok: It's good to listen to the fans. Good News Gary seems to be gouging his eye drums out instead, but whatever works I guess. It's the equivalent of plugging your ears and going "LALALALALALA", but that works when you're five, so why shouldn't it work when you're a grown ass executive in charge of a brand that needs to listen to its fans to grow and thrive. Right? Whatever. We end this update with the card for Chaos TV! It's another good one, with LoveKick 87's taking on Kinnikunan for the Havok World Tag Team Championships. I'm sure Kinnikunan will function like a well oiled machine, having taken care of all their personal business behind the scenes so they can focus on wrestling the match. What? That's not what happened? They're going to be dumb and lose cause they can't get along? No, I know you're not saying anything Steve, I'm being sarcastic, cause the ending to that match is so telegraphed it's not even funny. Another 87's Tag Team will be reuniting for one night only, as the Original Justice 87 Havok World Champion Tack Angel and Trevor Mach take on Kishin Kid and Grind, two people from different teams who CAN AND WILL work together. I'm not rooting for them obviously, but it's just an example maybe Mike and Akinan could follow? No? *sigh* New Tag Team Champions everyone. Get Hype?

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Trios Championship #1 Contender: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous vs. Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago
2. Havok Television Championship: Anwin(c) vs. Camilo Ortega
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Heather Mach vs. Valarie Dorado
4. Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach vs. Kishin Kid/Grind
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Alyssa Flash/Mura vs. Real M's/Tracy
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)/Akinan(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD

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#EVER 42: The one in which we make Rains look STRONG!
Club Saturn
Havok Battle Network

Cancelled due to "Heavy Rain". Get it? Heavy Rain? HEAVY RAAAAIN!

Tommy Dukes: Hello Renegades! Remember me? No? I'm not surprised. I hosted the pilot episode of Havok Insider! Remember that? No? Well I won't hold it against you. The point is that #EVER 42 was cancelled due to HEAVY RAIN, so we're hosting a special episode, where we talk to some of the Renegades heading to Edo for Victory Explosion IX! So once again, it is I, the Bea Arthur of Havok Tommy Dukes, and this is Havok Insider!

Officially Unofficial Havok Insider Theme:

Tommy Dukes: So we're back, and I'm here with two of the top talents in Havok. One of them FINALLY got his act together, throwing aside the apathy to win the Havok Television Championship in an upset against the World Warrior Amigo. I'm talking about former World Champion Anwin.

Anwin: At least some people remember that I'm a former World Champion. I held that title for a fraction of the time I've held this title, but it still counts, and the record books will always say so. Those same books used to say that I was the shortest reigning champion too....that is until Amigo.

Amigo: .....

Anwin: This loser over here lost that title, lost to me, and fell straight to the bottom of the card. Get to the back of the line Amigo! AHAHA!

Amigo: I'm standing here, obviously that means I have no plans to get to the back of the line. I deserve one final chance at redemption, and I will get it by winning the Television Championship at Victory Explosion IX.

Anwin: Oh yeah?! Well, how are you going to do that?

Amigo: By challenging you obviously, you dense son of a bitch.

Anwin: Yeah, I got that you were going to challenge me. You're the dense son of a bitch. I'm not going to accept!

Tommy Dukes: Actually, Little Mac has already-

Anwin: Of course he has! Everyone has to screw over Anwin!

Amigo: I don't want to hear it, and I don't want something handed to me! I want the title match, because you accepted the challenge. You're trying to remake your name on me. Why don't you solidify it?

Anwin: ....No, that's dumb.

Amigo: What?

Anwin: Not happening! Haha! I'm out!

Amigo: Wait! What about the manly final conflict?

Anwin: Screw that white noise. Peace!

Amigo: Dammit! Who does that?! You accept the challenge and you fight like men!

Tommy Dukes: Well apparently Anwin doesn't care about the manly combat amongst men.

Subculture: Yeah, well I do!

Tommy Dukes: Subculture?

Amigo: If you want a title match against Anwin, then you need to get in line!

Subculture: No! I want Little Mac's attention! You lied to me! You made me care, but you also made me doubt myself! I made my career as the hungry street dog! I failed to recapture the Havok World Championship as a Little Mac clone! The Street Dog challenges the old liar at Victory Explosion IX! I demand an answer, or I'm going to come for one!

Tommy Dukes: Well holy shit on a shingle! Subbie wanting to face Little Mac in the Kyoto Dome, and Amigo's apparently not getting his rematch with Anwin!

Amigo: AH!!!

Tommy Dukes: Now, if I could just scoot you over to the side, I can get to the rest of the-

Amigo: .....

Tommy Dukes: ...Just....you know....scooch off camera? Please?

Amigo: ......

Tommy Dukes: Come on man. I know you're mad but-

Amigo: FINE!

Tommy Dukes: Now, that we've got Amigo cursing everyone out to the side, we can-

*black out*

Tommy Dukes: Hey now! Who turned out the lights? Steve, did you forget to pay the bill?

Trevor Mach: Do NOT adjust your television. It is the Bad Man and the Undeth Bondage BITCH Grind!

Tommy Dukes: Oh wow! I totally forgot that you guys were up next. It even says in my format that the lights would go out for this one. Not sure why I was going on about the lights just now.

Trevor Mach: It's called immersion brah. Like right now for example, I'm totally immersed in the thought of beating Grind's ass in Edo. I've got a good track record over there. You know all about that Grind. I burned down half of that country.

Grind: .....

Void: Grind was there. Grind saw what you could do. He has seen enough to know that he is unimpressed. He knows that he can beat you, because he has embraced Undeth.

Trevor Mach: Hows aboot you let your puppet talk! I'm directing my smart ass comments his way, so take a hike.

Grind: You're a fool Trevor Mach. You're always been a fool. My mistake was thinking you were a fool I could tolerate, but you held me down and held me back with your bullshit. Your only saving grace was your chaos, but I found a more orderly anarchy that suits me best. Not a Jet Set Future, and not an 87's Future. The future of the Undeth.

Trevor Mach: You finally open your mouth and you spew more of the crazy cult stuff eh? Come on man, I expect better.

Grind: I don't care what you expect. All I know is that I want to paint the canvas in your blood. I want to step over you, and I want to claim what is mine.

Trevor Mach: What IS yours exactly Grind? You talking about the Havok World Championship? I seem to recall you winning that title on your own. I remember you being a lot closer to it then. Where are you now? You joined Undeth, and you're stuck in the midcard doing the Mango Tango with the 87's. The 87's AKA the bros that would have had your back all the way to the belt. You lost that because you couldn't stand to lose to Switchback with a fresh coat of paint? I thought I was a bitter sore loser.

Grind: You took it. You took it, you tried to keep me from being a threat, and then you took her.

Tommy Dukes: I believe he's talking about the match you had at Fright Night, where you beat Grind for the Havok World Championship.

Trevor Mach: Yeah thanks Dukes, but I got this. I can remember SOME things rattling around in this battered skull. Grind, you were the MAN, but you lost to me, and you never got that edge back. That's not on me. That's on you. I wanted to run around with a bad ass like you, but I would have been happy to throw down in the ring against you 24/7. If that last part was about Helena....I didn't take a thing from you. She wasn't yours to take. She's her own woman, and man what a woman you let slip through your fingers. You didn't seem to care when you broke it off to join your little goth club.

Grind: She was already lost to me, because of you. Do you really think I'm that stupid? All the "Bad Man" ever does is take from others. Hurt others. You smiled to my face, while stabbing me in the back.

Trevor Mach: Dude, she ADORED you! You stupid bastard! You had everything, and you threw it all away! You were caught up in trying to "get the edge back", but edgy died with the 90's. Don't worry A LOT of people didn't get that memo, like Undeth.

Void: Mock us if you want. You'll be the biggest example.

Trevor Mach: Biggest example of a high profile ass beating to Undeth via the Bad Man? Void, my luchabro Kiva is going to whoop your ass, and I'm going to kick Grind's ass when we go toe to toe in Edo. BOOSH!

Tommy Dukes: Mach's killing it on the mic Grind. You got anything to fire back with?

Grind: I won the Havok World Championship without saying a word. Words fail. Words mean nothing. Words can be lies and false hope. My actions will show the world the true meaning of Undeth.

Tommy Dukes: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: I hate Undeth so much I want to make another stable called ReLife just to fuck with you.

Tommy Dukes: There you have it folks. Trevor Mach and Grind are all set for the confrontation in the Kyoto Dome. Remember, it's a 1 Rule Match, and that 1 Rule is No Interference. May the best man win. Also mentioned is the upcoming match between Void and Kiva. The Anahuac Hero meets his antithesis at Victory Explosion IX!

Tommy Dukes: Now, I'm pleased to be standing with one of the best ever, who returned to the ring to capture the Havok World Championship. I'm talking about the Pushpin Seraphim Tack Angel.

Tack Angel: Thank you Thomas, but I don't know if I'm one of the best. I think if 5 people were considered the best I might find myself between 2 and 4, but that's a hopeful estimate.

Tommy Dukes: You ARE the Havok World Champion though.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'd say I'm 3rd best at best.......best.

Tommy Dukes: .....

Tack Angel: Back to the point though, it's true that I have the Havok World Championship, but it's through desperate means I find myself with the title belt.

Tommy Dukes: Come on Tack. You were THE MAN in EBW! The entire company centered on you as the main pillar.

Tack Angel: That explains why my back hurts so much these days. HAHAHA!

Tommy Dukes: .....

Tack Angel: I kid! I kid! It's actually a debilitating spine issue.....so....yeah.

Tommy Dukes: You were the best. You had the best and biggest matches. You bowed out on your own terms while you were still at your best. Why?

Tack Angel: I wanted to move on. I wanted to find the next stage of my life. I wanted to be a husband and father. I have what I wanted.

Tommy Dukes: And yet you have had to hand over control of Havok to return to the ring as Havok World Champion.

Tack Angel: I had to do what I had to do. Cherub Kid hurt me when he turned his back on us and became Kishin Kid. I wanted to be proud of him, for becoming a 2-Time Havok Television Champion and 2-Time Havok World Champion. In that short time he broke through. Problem was he was a Gouji Guy, and he was going to leave with the centerpiece of my company. I couldn't let that happen. Now at Victory Explosion IX, he'll get a chance to win the belt again, but it will ensure that the title stays with us.

Kishin Kid: Tack, don't pretend you did what you did for the good of the company. You did it for you, like you always do. Some hero.

Tack Angel: What are you talking about?

Kishin Kid: It's always been about what is best for Tack Angel. Everything else fell to the way side, so the hero could be in the spotlight!

Tack Angel: That's not true. I'm defending this brand for the good of the brand. I didn't want to do what I did, but I had to, and for once I'm not sorry about something I've done. Sorry for the stern tone though......sorry.

Mr. Gouji: My client knows you're a fraud, and we'll help him expose you at Victory Explosion IX.

Tack Angel: I've known Cherub Kid all his life. You think you can give him a new name and "help" him better than I could? You can give him power and money, but he's lost his heart....and soul.

Mr. Gouji: Expendable commodities. We can always buy more of them if need be.

Tack Angel: Hey no! You can't actually do that!

Sen. Armstrong: How this joke has been running this company without bankrupting it is beyond me.

Tack Angel: You know, I knew the Government was going to be watching and trying to regulate, because that's all you do now, but I'm not really sure what your game has been. You tried to show the Renegades the value of free agency, and turned them against the company that signs their checks. You're doing so much more than regulating and monitoring. You're trying to destroy us.

Sen. Armstrong: It's simply survival of the fittest. It's how business thrives.

Tack Angel: Havok is going to continue to thrive without you, and this title is going to stay with us, no matter what. Count on that. That is, if you can even count! That was impolite, and I'm sorry, but not that sorry....that's not true either.....sorry....stop it Tack....sorry.

Kishin Kid: You're a joke without a punchline Tack. Wrestling needs a new icon, and that's going to be me. Now YOU, count on that. That is if YOU can even count.

Tack Angel: Jokes on you guys.....I have a pocket calculator. Haha!

Tommy Dukes: There you have it folks! Proof positive that while Tack Angel can be a master of the ring, you should never give him a live mic.

Tack Angel: Hey!

Tommy Dukes: That about wraps it up, so from all of us at Havok Insider, we'll see you-

Good News Gary: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

Tommy Dukes: Good News Gary?

Good News Gary: The Good News is that due to the cancellation of #EVER 42, Rains has won the main event by default, and will be going to Victory Explosion IX to take on Tomo-kun for the #EVER Open Championshi-

Swift: Hold it bitch! If anyone is facing the pitbull, it's going to be me! >:C

Good News Gary: You? But why? You don't care about your career anymore. You haven't for some time!

Swift: That was then! I've slept since then! That short barbaric bastard has reminded me that I was the BRAWLER Swift, and it's time to bring the lost art of the beaten ass back to Havok! I was going to have a big life changing epiphany promo at #EVER 42, but that shit got cut! >:C

Good News Gary: Uh....fine....you can BOTH take on Tomo at Victory Explosion IX! Just make sure you lose. We've got to make Rains look strong!

Swift: >:C I ain't losing shit!

Good News Gary: Oh dear. Well, at least I have remembered to take care of our match for VE9. I do hope I haven't forgotten anything else.

Kaie: HEY!

Erik Stone: You forgot a few very important people!

Kaie: The damn Rise of the Renegades! Our coaches abandoned us! You forgot about us! What the hell!?

Good News Gary: .....Oops!

*shrugs*

*cue laugh track*

*freeze frame*

*cut to credits*

*mild applause*

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Trevor Mach: BOOSH! It's the Tackman! Sup brah!?

Tack Angel: Uh...hey....hey guys.

Ishihiro Tomo: Grr....

Retro Hippie: Don't worry, we JUST got him vaccinated.

Tack Angel: Great. So, uh...I don't mean to barge in but-

Trevor Mach: Barge in? What are you talking about? It's the return of an 87's original! We're hyped! Right guys?

Jamie OD: Meh.

Sal Paradise: I don't know what you're talking about right now.

Trevor Mach: You're a damn dirty liar Sal!

Tack Angel: I don't know about a return, but we have a tag team match tonight, and I was just seeing if you were ready.

Trevor Mach: Define ready.

Tack Angel: You know, stretched and mentally prepared. Wrapping up the wrists and putting the pads on your knees.

Trevor Mach: Haha! What are you talking about Tack?! Pads on my knees?

Tack Angel: Yeah man. With your knees the way that they are, I'm sure you have to wrap em up, tape em up, and pad em up.

Trevor Mach: Wait....let me get this straight. We can wear knee pads?

Tack Angel: .....Yeah.

Trevor Mach: The anguish and pain I've been dealing with could be avoided by wearing pads....which are NOT illegal?

Tack Angel: No. Of course not. Why would they be illegal?

Trevor Mach: ....Hahaha! I'm just messing with you man! Of course I wear pads! What do I look like? Some kind of a moron?

Tack Angel: Ahaha! Oh man, you really had me going.

Trevor Mach: *whispering but not really so it's clear to everyone what he's saying* Hippie, please go buy me some of these "knee pads" quickly.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Well, you're ready so I'm just going to g-

Trevor Mach: Wait! You can't go! We need to talk buddy. I miss my friend!

Tack Angel: ....You live in my house. You're there everyday. You and your girlfriend sit on my couch, eating all my food, and watching netflix.

Trevor Mach: Hey, I GOT YOU that netflix for starters! You know what I mean man.

Tack Angel: No, I don't know what you mean. I never know what you mean.

Trevor Mach: Come on Tack! You're the World Champion! You're not the Boss anymore! It's time to get back into the swing of things. A full on Justice 87 reunion!

Tack Angel: What? Trevor, this is just temporary and-

Trevor Mach: Come on maaaaaan! This is the beginning of our rise back to the top, and I'm going to get there with my best friend Tack Angel!

Tack Angel: Whaa? You chillin' on the best on the best friend? You chillin' on the best friend?

Trevor Mach: YOU'RE MY BEEEST FRIEND!

Kishin Kid: You're looking at the New Epic. You're looking at the future of wrestling. I'm the rightful World Champion, and I'm a Gouji Guy. Mr. Gouji demands perfection, and that's what I'm going to bring, because the only thing acceptable in the Gouji Guys is WINNING! Grind, I don't know what you're on about, and I don't care. Get it together, and let's crush Tack Angel and Trevor Mach tonight!

Randy no Kachi: Yeah!

LG Rod: Kick some ass!

Mr. Dangerous: It's going to be beautiful!

Mr. Gouji: Hey! You three! Don't get me started! Were you NOT just listening to him? We only accept WINNING! You have not been WINNING! You have been LOSING, and I'm tired of it! You guys have a #1 Contenders match to get your Trios Title back! If you lose you are FIRED! Especially you Mr. Dangerous!

Mr. Dangerous: Me?

Randy no Kachi: Hey man, don't screw this up for us!

LG Rod: Yeah, stop sucking so much! GEEZ!

Mr. Dangerous: ....Me? Suck? But...I'm the best at wrestling.

Edo is right around the corner. The biggest matches in the biggest venue, with the biggest amount of hype. So much hype we REALLY hope you're not tired of hearing about it before we get to Victory Explosion IX. Tonight's show would feature some big fights, including a totally predictable main event, where Mike and Akinan will obviously not be able to function as a team and lose the titles to LoveKick 87's. Tale as old as time.

The opening contest saw the Dangerous Heel Besties take on the Anahauc Heroes to determine the contenders for the Trios Championships at VE9. The stakes were raised and possibly medium rare for the Dangerous Heel Besties, with the pressure being put on Dangerous the most in this entertaining contest. Of course Undeth had to get involved, because it's wrestling and they're feuding with Kiva and company. Dangerous used the distractions to land a Dangerous DDT on El Mago. It's a normal DDT....only more.....more Dangerous. Dangerous DDT leads to the pin and the Dangerous Heel Besties keep their jobs and earn the match at Victory Explosion IX.

Mr. Apathy finally got his act together, as he claimed the Havok Television Championship in a decision match against Amigo last week. After taunting Amigo, and refusing to accept a rematch, he was more than happy to go toe to toe with his former tag partner in a title match. Great action once against, but the Dangerous Heel Besties decided to pay forward the distractions from their match and get involved against Camilo, who is 1/3 of the Trios Champions. Anwin managed to evade the STO Bomber, and locked in a choke hold that lead to a referee stoppage and the 1st defense for Anwin. After the match, Amigo rushed down to the ring and demanded that Anwin face him. Anwin shut his eyes and closed his ears and he laughed his way to the back, with Amigo going off on him all the way.

Helena Havok: Hey Grind! I need to talk to you!

Grind: ....We have nothing to say to each other.

Helena Havok: No, that's not true! I got a lot to say to you. You might not have anything to say to me though. Just make sure you say what you mean and mean what you say!

Grind: .....

Helena Havok: No seriously. I want you to say "I have nothing to say to you" in the grim and edgy voice you're trying to do right now. Are you trying to be Christian Bale?

Grind: What do you want?

Helena Havok: I loved you. I loved you hard you idiot! I had conflicting feelings, but it wasn't until you started pushing me away that I thought for a second that I could be happy with anyone else.

Grind: You got what you wanted.

Helena Havok: I didn't go into our relationship half assed! I was your fan! I supported you! I cheered for you! I called you Grindykins for crying out loud! GRINDYKINS! You have any idea how stupid that pet name is?! Grindage was a good one though, but that's besides the point.

Grind: .....

Helena Havok: What, are you getting bored of my talking? People do that! You never wanted to talk! You never wanted to do anything! You tried to give off this cool vibe, but deep down you couldn't shake the fact that you weren't where you wanted to be, and that was Havok World Champion. You let all of that ruin you, and ruin what we had. Trevor, he talks to me. The idiot kills himself in the ring, and still tries to make the time for me and for Hope, even if he's not where he wants to be in the company. He takes a loss, he hurts his knee, and he still shows more heart than you, and that's why you're not where you want to be! I wanted so much for you to have that, and I wanted to be by you when you became what you wanted to be. Instead, you became this and pushed me away. I want to hate you for it, but more than anything I feel sorry for you. Cause whatever you think you've gained is a lie. You blaming me for us not working out is a lie. You've turned into a lie. I just want to see Grind winning and flying high like he used to. I don't want to see a lie.

Grind: You talk about lying, but you're the one not being honest. You're not being honest with me, and you're not being honest with him, now are you "Helena". Embracing Undeth reveals the truth, and I know who you really are.

Helena Havok: .....

Grind: Goodbye...."Helena".

Lady Renegades action saw Heather Mach take on Valarie Dorado in an exciting striker vs. submission encounter. For once, we didn't have distractions, so that was a nice change of pace. The Lady Renegades Boss Tess watched as Mach fought out of a Cross Armbreaker attempt to come back with a Machbuster Running Double Knee to take Dorado to the mat and pin her for the win.

Amigo: COME ON!

Anwin: Nope!

Amigo: DO IT!

Anwin: Nah.

Amigo: Coward!

Anwin: Ha! Like I care!

Amigo: Accept!

Anwin: No way!

Tess: *sigh* Are you going to let this keep going?

Little Mac: I can't get a word in edge wise. I tried making the match happen myself, but Amigo refuses to let me. For some reason he's got to have Anwin "accept" the challenge.

Tess: This job...

Little Mac: You're telling me. If they aren't fighting each other, they are trying to fight me.

Tess: Are you going to accept Subculture's challenge?

Little Mac: I have a job to do. He has the right to hate me, but I can't go down that route. We just need to focus on our jobs.

Tess: Speaking of our jobs, I have to go watch my daughter make an ass out of herself with M's in the ring.

Little Mac: Oh, good luck with that.

Amigo: I challenge you!

Anwin: I heard you the first time! It's not going to happen!

Amigo: ANWIN!

Little Mac: *sigh*

The original Justice 87 reunites! Well, maybe at least for one night. The former Bosses joined forces, as Havok World Champion Tack Angel and Trevor Mach battled Grind and Kishin Kid. Despite earlier hesitance, TnT came out looking confident and ready for a tag return. How did it go? CHECK IT OUT!

Lady Renegades tag action saw Rated M take on Flash and Mura in a heated brawl of a grudge match. I mean, I could go on with the hyperbole of the heat of the match, but it's obvious these two teams don't get along. Of course putting Rated M in a match with rules was the first mistake, as they quickly threw them out the window, getting themselves DQ'd as they turned the match into a hardcore brawl. Tess came down with security to break it up.

Tess: ENOUGH! Is this really what you two have become?! I want to see more of what you can do, but all you do is cheat and get match after match thrown out or ruined! Lady Renegades are supposed to be the standard bearers of women in wrestling! You shook the foundations of the industry! You changed the world for women wrestlers, and now you're doing this? Tracy, this won't be happening in your title match against Helena Havok. Make no mistake about it. M's, you and Hope can bleed yourselves out for all I care, but that match will see a conclusion. Before that though, I feel that Flash and Mura deserve another shot. Let's make this rematch for next week, under No Rules!

It was now time for the main event and LoveKick 87 beat Kinnikunan for the Havok World Tag Team Championships. What? What were you expecting? A swerve? Like, I was telling you it was a forgone conclusion and then it DIDN'T happen? What show are you watching? This is wrestling!

Havok: Chaos TV! in 2015!
Fourside New Danger Zone
Havok Battle Network

1. Havok Trios Championship #1 Contender: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Mr. Dangerous[o] beat Kiva/Los Tiburon/El Mago[x] via Dangerous DDT -> Pin
2. Havok Television Championship: Anwin(c) beat Camilo Ortega via Choke Hold -> Referee Stoppage -> 1st Defense
3. Lady Renegades Singles: Heather Mach beat Valarie Dorado via Machbuster Running Double Knee -> Pin
4. Tag: Tack Angel[o]/Trevor Mach beat Kishin Kid[x]/Grind via Angel Driver -> Pin
5. Lady Renegades Tag: Alyssa Flash/Mura beat Real M's/Tracy via DQ
6. Havok World Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD Kinniku Mike(c)/Akinan(c) via What were you expecting? -> NEW Havok World Tag Team Champions!

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