Crystal Heaven

An awkward setting for Tack Angel and Trevor Mach, as they share dinner with the Angel wives, and Simon S, the man that they thought had died months prior in prison....

Amy Angel: Simon, would you like some more?

Simon S: Oh please, it's so good.

Amy Angel: Well you have to thank Makoto for that.

Simon S: Oh really? Well thank you Makoto!

Makoto Angel: It was nothing. Glad you enjoy it.

Amy Angel: Tack? Tack?

Tack Angel: Huh? What Amy? What?

Amy Angel: Uh...would you like some more?

Tack Angel: I'm good...for now...I'm good yeah.

Tack stared at Simon, but then turned his gaze to Trevor Mach, who was holding Justice and doing the exact same thing.

Tack Angel: *mouthing silently* I thought you said he was dead.

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* He was. I totally saw him die.

Tack Angel: *mouthing silently* It kind of seems like you didn't.

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* I totally did. His neck was broken.

Tack Angel: *mouthing silently* What?

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* His neck was broken.

Tack Angel: *mouthing silently* Huh?

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* His. Neck. Was. Broken.

Tack Angel: *mouthing silently* Oh. It looks fine now.

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* You think?

Amy Angel: How about you Trevor? Would you like some more?

Trevor Mach: Who me? No, I'm good. Give my extra to Nani. Heya Nani!

Nani Angel: If it were not for the child, I would destroy you.

Trevor Mach: Nice to see you too Nani.

Tack Angel: SO! Sorry. So....Simon...what's new? Haven't seen you lately....thought you were in prison. HAHAHA!

Trevor Mach: HAHAHA!

Faris Angel: Why is that funny?

Tack Ange: No clue.

Trevor Mach: It's not really.

Simon S: No, it's alright to make jokes. I understand that I gave you guys some hard times before, but I'm a changed man. I needed help.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, you were a real...uh...pain in the neck.

Tack Angel: *cough cough cough*

Tracy Angel: You alright Tack?

Tack Angel: I've been better.

Simon S: I wanted to come here tonight and offer my apologies. Also, if there is anything I can do to help you, please let me know. The family business is back on track, and legitimate this time. None of Father's old associates are involved.

Amy Angel: I'm really happy to hear that Simon.

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* Do you want to beat him down?

Tack Angel: *mouthing silently* Huh?

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* Do you. Want to. Beat him. Down?

Tack Angel: .....*mouthing silently* Maybe later. Keep an eye on him.

Trevor Mach: *mouthing silently* It's like staring at a ghost, but not in Threed, so it's weird this time.

Tack Angel: *mouthing silently* Exactly.

Subculture and Christina's Apartment

Subculture burst into the room with a hot bowl of soup for a sneezing and coughing Christina.

Subculture: Alright, so we both know I can't cook, so I went for takeout, as in I drove to Crystal Heaven to have your Mom make this just how you like it.

Christina Angel: *cough cough* Thank you so much Subbie. I know that couldn't have been easy.

Subculture: Young you stares at me every time. Makes me feel icky.

Christina Angel: *sniff* *cough cough* Heh, you didn't have to go.

Subculture: No, I did. Taking care of you is my job. You got yourself sick running out in the cold rain. Someone has to remind you that's not your brightest idea.

Christina Angel: No, it certainly wasn't, but I have to keep fit. I got to get in the shape of my life if I'm going to beat Erica. Meanwhile, you need to stop sulking in here and taking care of me. You've been cleared by the Doctor. Your eyes are completely healthy again.

Subculture: Yeah, and that might be the case, but being blind twice in your life makes you start to get panicked about being blind a third time. I'm sure this is how Shiryu feels.

Christina Angel: What do you mean?

Subculture: I thought I was ready to return to the ring, but everytime I got hit in the face, I was worried I'd lose my eye sight again. I can't be going into the ring scared of being hit? Me? My face has been rearranged from how many times I've been hit. I should be used to it. I should be immune at this point. Now I'm scared? It's bullshit.

Christina Angel: I can understand you being worried. I know I'm going to be concerned about breaking my wrist again for a while, but eventually it's going to pass. Eventually, you'll feel confident again. You need to get back out there and go for it.

Subculture: Well I would but....you know....cold rain.

Christina Angel: Oh right. Don't be like me. Wait till it gets warmer.

Subculture: Right.

Saturn City High Rise

In a lavish suite, a robed Erica Eisen took a sip on tea that was being poured by her main Duvalie, as Kaie sat restlessly behind her.

Erica: This is delicious Duvalie. I forgot how much I missed this.

Duvalie: When you were little, it was your favorite drink.

Erica: You seem upset Kaie. Why don't you try some of this.

Kaie: I'm fine the way I am if it's all the same to you.

Erica: What's the problem?

Kaie: This is all a bit too much for my tastes. I'm used to fighting and living in the mire and the muck, down there with the rest of them.

Erica: And that's what makes you so tough, don't ever forget that.

Kaie: Then what the hell are we doing here?

Erica: Enjoying luxury for a moment while we wait for my Father to arrive.

Kaie: You guys own this place?

Erica: The Eisen Family come from Euroland, but we have several buildings in place like Saturn City and North Point.

Noah Jennings: And THAT is where I come in.

Kaie: AH!

Kaie shot up from her chair and grabbed Jennings by the throat.

Erica: Put him down Kaie. This business, and he is invited.

Noah Jennings: *cough* Thank you for not killing me. This IS business, because Erica's Father is going to help us get into North Point!

Kaie: Yeah, I don't care.

Noah Jennings: ...Great!

Later, Jennings was in the elevator on the way down to his car.

Noah Jennings: *on the phone* Alright Andonuts, it's a done deal, Mr. Eisen is going to open his buildings in North Point to us, so we have a foot in the door. Yeah, I'm surprised you want to go so badly. Didn't the message say the "gate was closed" or whatever? Oh right....those resonance things. You're trying to snoop out an invader? Well, whatever you're doing, let's just make a lot of money doing it alright? Hello? Hello? I bet we were disconnected.

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Tommy Dukes: Welcome back to the Studio for another one of our Neon Nights. We're on the road to Black Friday 2019, and it's already shaping up to be one of our bigger events. I mean, we sure say that a hell of a lot, but lately, the builds and the matches, have been right up my alley. Lovin' it! Right Apple?

Apple Kid: Huh? Yeah yeah...

Tommy Dukes: What are you doing on the phone? Trying to find Orange? Cause if so, he's in the crowd.

Apple Kid: Huh?

Orange: *thumbs up*

Apple Kid: Yeah, that's exactly what was up. But enough about that. Let's look into running down this card. Let's take a look. Wow, we got a lot of job boys on the card tonight. Part of the new policy eh? If you want a spot on the cards, and if you want to make the real money, you need to get a win here guys.

Arliss Michaels: Could it happen? Maybe, but not against my boy Fighter Daron. He has a DVD coming out called the "Best of Fighter Daron" which we're selling in a pack with his "Angel Remembers" T-Shirt, and the super popular bobble head! You can bobble his head around on this toy, but don't think you can beat him in the ring! Yeah!

Tommy Dukes: ...Best of DVD? What matches are going to be on that?

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Tag: Dick Wagner[o]/Magnum PT beat Masked Goon #1/Masked Goon #2[x] via Lariato -> Pin
-Dick Wagner found a perfect partner in Magnum PT, who was doing his best work in years as they clobbered Masked Goons. Wagner got the win with a Lariato.

Tommy Dukes: That was some match guys. PT, you finally found a good partner for you it seems.

Magnum PT: Listen Chief, I might have been on the wrong track for a couple of years, but it's never too late to hop in your 84 Trans Am, and race on back to neon soaked victory. Looking forward to working with Mr. Wagner here, drinking some beers, and getting into trouble on the road.

Tommy Dukes: Great. Dick Wagner, why are you oiling up?

Dick Wagner: It's a little physique enhancer...well it's a lot. I like to be oiled up for the post match rat hunt if you catch my drift, and those rats'll be catching something else entirely. PT once paid me some cash to train him, but I used it to pay child support and left town. As long as he keeps the beer flowing, this team is going places. They'll wish they snagged us in Continental, or we could go to the far east as a couple of hard hittin' mother *bleep*ing "guy-geeen" or whatever the hell it's called. Sell some gimmicks, and tear the heads off them foreign folk. We're coming for a pay day, and we're coming for the titles, cause that's an even bigger pay day. Beer me PT. Let's go rat huntin'.

Tommy Dukes: You shouldn't have put these two together. No way no how.

2. Singles: Subculture beat Later Manning via KO Punch -> Pin
-Subculture made very quick work of the young Later Manning, who said Later Man to consciousness after a KO Punch.

Apple Kid: Very impressive win there Subculture. What's next for you?

Subculture: Well, I have to build myself back up again, and I'm thinking we have a Rated M Open Challenge at Black Friday, so I might just have to play spoiler for my pal Firebrand X, and taken that title from Bashin Dan. All eyes are on the kid, and I'll be the one to-

Arliss Michaels: Hi there, Arliss Michaels. You're a very talented wrestler aren't you? I can see it? I can tell. I have a gift for this sort of thing. You need a "Camp" complete with an Agent, who can get things done for you. Let me be that Agent. I'll take you where you want to go, and make us both a lot of money.

Subculture: Hmmmm.

3. Singles: Fighter Daron beat Gnarbars Rodriguez via Armbar -> Submission  
-Fighter Daron also made quick work of his opponent, Gnarbars, submitting him with an Armbar.

Arliss Michaels: An Armbar for Gnarbars. That's a t-shirt too I bet. Wrestlers make their money selling t-shirts now right? My client here is the real deal and-

Tommy Dukes: Give me that microphone back. Daron, that was a great win. You're really rounding out your game here. What's next for you?

Fighter Daron: Well, you heard Subculture earlier. There is a Rated M Open Challenge. Also, Camilo Ortega has the Television Championship. I could also be looking for a tag partner. The possibilities are endless for Fighter Daron. Also, if you want to hire me for an acting job, please get a hold of Arliss Michaels Management. *wink*

Tommy Dukes: ...It's like a Jackson Kain in the making isn't it?

4. Singles: Hotlanta beat Masked W via Cross Legged Brainbuster -> Pin
-Hotlanta had a surprisingly competitive match with a poorly dressed man named Masked W. It quickly became apparent why it was competitive, when Hotlanta unmasked him after beating him, revealing-

Apple Kid: Whoa! That's w00t!

w00t: Dammit! It wasn't supposed to be like this! I want my job back! I deserve to be at the top dammit! I was SO CLOSE to running this place! You'll all pay!

Hotlanta: ...This explains why he wants to jump out of buildings so much.

Apple Kid: I'm sorry what did you just say?

Hotlanta: Just random conjecture. He's been exposed, and you all see what I'm truly capable of. Don't underestimate me, or you'll get hurt...badly. You're better off just staying out of my way.

Tommy Dukes: Well there you have it. w00t beaten again. We'll see you next week!

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On the Road with Clifford Noteworth

Clifford Noteworth: Hello, my name is Clifford Noteworth. I am an unassuming man. I'm thin, I'm frail, I have thick glasses, and my hair line is a disaster waiting to happen. I also happen to be a huge wrestling fan. Now, why does that get me a television spot with Strike TV, and not you? Well, I'm a Documentary film maker, and that makes me better than you. I'm just kidding with the antagonizing. That's just what wrestlers do. I've always been fascinated with the life, and what these men and women do in AND out of the ring. My plan is to follow the crew of EBW on the road, get in some candid interviews, and see what they do from town to town. I'm not getting paid much for this, so I'll have to live like the wrestlers do to save money. It sounds like fun, it probably won't be, but let's find out together.

EBW Training Center - Saturn City

Clifford Noteworth: It begins here at the Training Center, a large gym that is owned by EBW. It actually occupies space on the first floor of EBW HQ, a high rise tower in the heart of Saturn City, one of the two largest cities in Eagleland, the other of course being North Point, home to the colossal entity known as Sports Entertainment World. I'm joined by EBW's Triple Crown World Champion Swift, seen here pumping some major iron. Looking good champ.

Swift: I don't need you to tell me that.

Clifford Noteworth: Right. So, you're the champion of EBW, that has to put a lot of pressure on you right?

Swift: Pressure? I don't feel it or care to even try. The company promotes me as the best because I am the best. They put me on the posters and in the commercials because I earned it. I don't have to feel worried or scared about that shit because it is what it is. I fight and I make money, and I get the respect I deserve.

Clifford Noteworth: So, you're not worried about ratings dipping or attendance drying up and feeling responsible for that?

Swift: It's not my job to feel responsible for that. I go out there and fight. I make every town, and I compete. The Wolves kick ass, we celebrate, and we move on.

Clifford Noteworth: The Wolves?

Swift: 3 Wolf Moon. See the t-shirt?

Clifford Noteworth: Oh. Thought you got that at a thrift store or something. So it's your stable? You guys switch around a lot. It's hard to keep up.

Swift: Can't deny that, but you have to find some like minded assholes to run with you, or else you'll go crazy, and get your ass kicked one too many times.

Clifford Noteworth: So, where are you from?

Swift: I don't bring that shit up, and don't answer that question. You bring that shit up and suddenly, you're a "hometown hero", and I couldn't give a damn about being a hometown hero. You cheer me or boo me in any damn town we come to. Where I'm from has no bearing on what we're doing in that ring. We're fighting.

Clifford Noteworth: With all due respect sir, you're not giving me a lot to work with here. People want to know more about you. They want to know what makes you tick.

Swift: Dominating is what makes me tick. That's who I am, and that's all they need to know about. You support me, and I'll kick ass for you, that's all you got to know. If you're looking for insider dirt, or the life story of someone, go ask Tack Angel. He's a "friend" I guess, but the dumb son of a bitch lives his whole life in front of the cameras. I don't because I choose not to, and the damn Lakitus are afraid to follow me!

Clifford Noteworth: ...Right. Well thanks for the brief interview.

Reno quickly rushed up to Clifford.

Reno: You'll have to excuse the champ, he's super focused on his match against Tomo coming up.

Clifford Noteworth: Is that right? So normally I'd get more out of him?

Reno: Oh hell no. In fact, I'm surprised he didn't beat your ass for interrupting him.

Clifford Noteworth: Oh.

Reno: I'm not kidding. It's important you realize that these guys don't have a filter, and they don't even try to. It's not how it works in wrestling. You don't try to play the nice guy for the interviews. You know what these guys do. They go to the local bars and pick fights. They leave the locals on the pavement, and the crowd knows they're legit.

Clifford Noteworth: Interesting. Does it ever backfire?

Reno: It's EBW, everything backfires at points. You just roll with it.

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Clifford Noteworth: Fascinated with what I heard, I wanted to follow the crew as they went to their next location, a Live event across the border in Winters, to help promote the upcoming Black Friday event.

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Bad Dudes Van

A sleepy Trevor Mach was behind the wheel as Tack Angel kicked his feet up to relax.

Clifford Noteworth: So, this is the "exciting life" of the wrestler on the road?

Trevor Mach: You ever try raising a kid Cliffy? I'm tired as shit right now, and this guy can't drive. If we're going to get there, I'm pulling an all nighter. If you're looking for a Wolves vs. Bikers kind of night, that's more of a Mid-South kind of thing. We're going someplace cold, where we end up fighting off giant cavemen outside of Stone Henge.

Tack Angel: Winters is where I'm at my peak strength. I love the cold.

Clifford Noteworth: You two are two of the biggest names in the sport. You have the biggest contracts, and sell the most merch. Why take a van when you could fly?

Tack Angel: We both love a good road trip for one thing, but time's are changing. Contracts only guarantee a portion of the money. We actually have to make the town and compete. Counting on a plane to Winters is a crap shoot. This is more certain. Then, we have to get there, sell the gimmicks, and win the match. The winner's purse is worth much more, and of course we get a bonus being Champions. I have A LOT of bills to pay given all I've got going on.

Clifford Noteworth: Any chance we could talk about that?

Tack Angel: Not a chance Cliff.

Clifford Noteworth: Right.

Trevor Mach: If you wanted some exciting road stories, you should have ridden with the Dan Club. That bastard Vape's got a few he could tell you. Like peddling Boner Pez and living pizza.

Clifford Noteworth: You two seem to have bigger stories I'd really love to-

Trevor Mach: Not happening.

Clifford Noteworth: But-

Tack Angel: Nope!

Clifford Noteworth: You just-

Trevor Mach: Not happening.

Clifford Noteworth: But then-

Tack Angel: Nope!

Trevor Mach: Not happening.

Clifford Noteworth: Fine! Can we talk wrestling?

Trevor Mach: That's what you're here for. We're heading to Winters to go kick some IronBlood ass!

Tack Angel: Swift's got Tomo to deal with. Mach is mixing it up with KYO in a No Rules match, and I'm looking for a fight to pick myself. That's Black Friday though. In Winters we're making it a group effort. Wolves vs. IronBloods. That's going to sell the tickets, and the fans are going to love it, but for us, it's high stakes. Time after time we get people coming and going, trying to make a name for themselves or to take over what we built. These guys have the best shot at it. They're not just good....they're the best.

Clifford Noteworth: You ever get tired of the fight? Constantly having to take on new threats?

Tack Angel: That's the name of the game. I'll admit for a long time I was ready to hang it up. I thought I could only be a family man, but I've got both things going for me now, and I'm happier than I've ever been. As long as the body holds up, I'll be wrestling. Isn't that right Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Zzzz....Zzzzz....

Tack Angel: TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: Soccer practice! Oh shit, did I fall asleep?

Tack Angel: You kept in the lines too. That's nuts!

Trevor Mach: The alignment on this bitch right?

Tack Angel: I guess so! Cliff? You alright? I think he blacked out.

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Clifford Noteworth: Trevor and Tack had to bypass Fourside, because they're no longer allowed. While Mach's original plan did involve driving through town and smashing up the place, a recent trip to Summers helped him realize that if they wanted to make it to Winters they had better not, so we stopped at an all night gas station on the outskirts. While Mach took a nap in the van, I happened to come across veteran wrestling journeyman Dick Wagner, who instead of pulling an all nighter on the road, intended to party it up in a motel across the street. He allowed me into the room for an interview. Strong language warning.

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North of Four Motel

Clifford Noteworth: Mr. Wagner, I'm told I'll be getting a lot from you. I tried to see if your daughter would join us but-

Dick Wagner: Laci Wagner is no rat, and the only femmens coming into this room better be rats, looking to score with Big Dick over here. You keep that beer coming, and I'll tell you whatever you want to know. It's a shoot right? We call em a shoot? Ol' Toots would kill me for exposin' the business like that, but that's what it's called.

Clifford Noteworth: That's what I'm hoping for. All the real road scoops.

Dick Wagner: You get em' from a dude like me that knows what it's like working the territories, coming and up and down the roads. These boys don't get shit about it. These young shitters with their high spots and their social media. I don't know what the fuck that is for starters. I don't even own a computer. I have a booking office, and I don't keep an address, so I can't be found. Keep moving, and stay on the road. You learn more about the business on the road, pounding beers and bitches.

Clifford Noteworth: So, you've worked everywhere huh?

Dick Wagner: Shit yeah. This isn't my first ro-day-o pal. It's more like my 1,00oth fuckin' ro-day-o.

Clifford Noteworth: Word is you leave a lot of bad blood in your wake, especially with guys like-

Dick Wagner: Like what? Verne? Fuck him! His son Greg still owes me money for some Anahauc weed.

Clifford Noteworth: Are you saying you bought weed with Greg Vanye?

Dick Wagner: Shit yeah. Greg and I were working the territory as the Deep South Zubaz Boys, for the Bon Derrick family, and I'm fucking hurtin', and I don't have any Somas, and Greg don't have shit either. So we crossed the border, and I used my the wad of cash I got for busting my ass to pay for it. Greg was going to pay me back. We saw some aliens and shit down there by the way, but as I was saying, we get pulled over, I tell him to calm the fuck down, but he freaks and we lose our weed!

Clifford Noteworth: Did you say you saw some aliens?

Dick Wagner: What? Is that really so fucking hard to believe? You think these young bastards got the inside scoop on all the weird shit? Man, back in the day, who the fuck you think found Dig Dug dead in Threed? I was the one that saw him turn into a Zombie. I've seen shit that you wouldn't believe. Who gives a fuck. We're hear to talk us some rasslin'. Who cares if I saw some time traveling, worm holing bullshit too. It comes with the territory of working the territory.

Clifford Notewoth: Maybe we should elaborate on some of tha-

Dick Wagner: So Greg owes me money, and I'm not going to get it from him, so I better be getting it from Verne the next time I see him.

Clifford Noteworth: Verne Vanye died a few years ago.

Dick Wagner: Then shit, Zombie Verne better have my money. I keep track in my head. I got it all figured out. Who owes me money, and who I need to avoid at all costs. Terry, that fucker owes me the most. Verne was going to give me the gimmick, but I couldn't make it to work that day because one of the ex bitches had to take me to court, so he puts it on Terry, and Terry and becomes this big star, by aping off of ME! Last time I went to court where I wasn't in handcuffs being forced, I'll tell you that much. Beer me! Better keep em coming. I can do this all night.

Clifford Noteworth: What would you recommend for young guys and gals looking to become professional wrestlers?

Dick Wagner: Well for starters, I don't recommend this. I know this. Squats. Squats. Squats! Learned that in Edo. I was working with Master Lu, that fucker from Kung Fu, you know the guy. We were in Edo at THE Steakhouse. You see my jacket? Abso-fucking-lutely. THE Steakhouse. He told me I needed to work those squats and sho' nuff, it's the only work out I have to do. Squats and the beer can bicep curls.

Clifford Noteworth: Master Lu. I believe he passed away recently too.

Dick Wagner: Fucker ran out of extra lives huh? *belch* Damn shame, but that's the name of the game. Also, drink a lot of beer, and grow a beard. Ladies, grow a damn beard too. You need to be a man, even if you're a woman! Body hair exudes dominance! Also, if you're going up north, you need to put a little gas in your ass, cause McMad loves his beef cakes. It's a big man territory.

Clifford Noteworth: You've been noted as saying you don't need "gas".

Dick Wagner: Well shit son, I don't. I use a little liquid courage and some pow pow pick me up if you catch my drift, but that territory loves the big men and-

Clifford Noteworth: Not anymore. They have a wellness policy. Most of the talent is now 4'10 and 150lbs.

Dick Wagner: Well shit. Better go south and talk to Ted then! He'll put me and PT against Windham and Rotundo for the tag straps!

Clifford Noteworth: No, we're talking about the youth coming up in the business. You have a job already with EBW.

Dick Wagner: It's about damn time too! I've been orbiting these fuckers for damn near 15 years now! Every time I got something going in a town it would shut down cause it couldn't keep up with the EBW. Well now I'm in the EBW, and the EBW is handing out the cash money to Big Dick, and it's about time! Hey, you ever get a blowjob from a gal on the toilet?

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Clifford Noteworth: The conversation trailed into incoherence after that, but I'm hoping to get more from Mr. Wagner, as well as the rest of the crew of EBW. Until next time.

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Strike TV Wrestling Update

Nerma: Nerma's back, on the attack, shipping Tack, what, and I'm here with another one of our updates from the Control Center. We had a BIG Live! show in Winters, as we push towards Black Friday 2019. We still have a few tickets left, and that's shocking given the main event match. Swift vs. Tomo. My God people. Swift vs. Tomo! That's going to be INSANE! You don't want to miss it. Anyways, here are the results of the Live! show in Winters. Take a look.

EBW: Live!
Winters Boarding School Gymnasium, Winters
Strike TV+

1. $1000 Battle Royale: Frey Tiburon vs. Firebrand X vs. Subculture vs. Dick Wagner vs. Hoary Boulder vs. Magnum PT vs. Fighter Daron vs. Viktor Geisman vs. Dangerous D vs. Maurice Winner: Frey Tiburon
2. Women's Tag: Ember Blaze/"3G" Krissy Gale beat Murasaki/Ripper Jane via DQ
3. Women's Singles: Lt. Lacy Wagner beat Troian via Cobra Clutch -> Referee Stoppage
4. Singles: Amigo vs. Jamie OD ended in a No Contest
5. Singles: Rude beat "NEW" Danny Leung via Rulebreaker -> Pin
6. 8-Man Tag: Bashin Dan[o]/Jammer/Vape/Benjamin beat Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul/Rupert Alwaysontime[x] via Brave Clash -> Pin
7. Women's Tag: Erica[o]/Kaie beat Valarie Dorado/21st Century Foxx[x] via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
8. 8-Man Tag: Swift/Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Generator vs. Camilo Ortega/Tomo/Hotlanta/KYO ended in a Time Limit Draw!

Nerma: Frey Tiburon has already promised that $1000 to his Church by the way, so don't bother trying to hit him up for gas money. Amigo tried to settle things with Jamie OD, but between OD's antics and Kinniku Mike getting involved, it just didn't work out for the Collection's Amigo. The Clash Master Amigo has to keep his head in the game, because he'll be battling Camilo Ortega to see who the true Clash Master is on Black Friday. Tickets STILL available. Still blows my mind. We don't tarp arenas. We refuse. I'll go out and sell those tickets myself ON THE STREETS if I have to. We also saw Erica, the Women's Champion, the bearer of the Gold Cloth, get another win over Elevation. Valarie Dorado will have a chance to get back at Erica this week on Xcite. You don't want to miss that. That show better sell out. We're going to be in Onett, and it's a pain in the ass to get there now, cause we can't go through Twoson. That pisses me off. I enjoy Twoson. THEY HAVE A WONDERFUL MALL! Stupid EW-moving on. We've also learned that Generator and Hotlanta will lock up again, giving every member of the IronBloods something to do, but this leaves Tack Angel, the Star Prince, the top merch seller without a match? What's going on here? Here now are Tack Angel's comments.

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Tack Angel: I'm not booked!

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Nerma: Thanks Tack. Thanks.

Paradise Gym

Kinniku Mike was hitting the weights, when he suddenly found himself surrounded by Sal, Amigo, and Maurice.

Kinniku Mike: Uuuuu! Hey guys. Check out the sick gains! *flex* Best shape of my life!

Sal Paradise: Yeah? Well, you're going to put it to good use.

Kinniku Mike: Huh?

Sal Paradise: I paid to have you flown to Winters to take part in that Battle Royale, and make some cash. Thought it would keep you occupied so Amigo could deal with Jamie OD. That obviously didn't happen DID IT?!

Kinniku Mike: You seem upset. Let me start off with-

Sal Paradise: No Mike, don't talk, just listen. I've put out a challenge to Jamie OD, and he accepted. It's a $2000 Bounty Match. Winner takes all, and I want my cut. SO, you're going to beat Jamie and win the money, or not only are you OUT of the Paradise Collection, but you will have Amigo and Maurice coming after you every single week. Are we clear?

Kinniku Mike: ....Crystal?

Sal Paradise: Good. Now get back to working out!

Kinniku Mike: Alright! I'm curling the bar! See? I'm curling it!

Amigo: He's gone Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Yikes. He seems pissed. Wait, why was I even afraid of him. I'm like, so much bigger than him.

Amigo: He had a knife on him.

Kinniku Mike: Ah, my Strong Tits senses were tingling then.

Amigo: Mike, we all know that you're capable of being more than a self absorbed jerk. I hate your guts, but you could be helping us make some money and get places if you would just get your act together. You've done it before.

Kinniku Mike: It's hard! It's hard to get back into that mindset. The women, the money, and my own beautiful visage in the mirror, are such tempting distractions.

Maurice: Mike, think about how inflated your ego will be when you beat Jamie OD and win that money.

Kinniku Mike: Oooo, that's a good point. Guys, I want us to be a solid unit again, as solid as the unit in my pants.

Amigo: Gross.

Kinniku Mike: So, I'm going to win this match. I won't let you down.

Amigo: Oh you let me down more times than I can count. Rephrase that.

Kinniku Mike: I won't let you down THIS TIME?

Amigo: Better.

Noah Jennings Office

Tack Angel: So let me get this straight, with just days until Black Friday, in which I'm not booked, but Trevor is, you're going to have us defend the World Tag Team Championships in a 4 team match?

Noah Jennings: That is literally what I just said. We have to keep eyes on the product right now, more than ever. It's a new season of Monday Night Combat, and our competitors are promising something big on their next show, so I want to throw something out there, that's going to grab attention, and really get the people excited.

Reno: That's great and all, but you realize Mach is going against KYO at Black Friday. No Rules? It's going to be a bloodbath already, and you want them to get started on Xcite?

Noah Jennings: I'm telling you, the way you just said that it's going to be a bloodbath, and we're giving it to viewers a few days earlier, is exactly the mindset for booking this match.

Tack Angel: It's fine with me. I need a match, and a payday, since again, I'm not booked for Black Friday. It's all up to if it's alright with Trevor. Trevor?

Trevor Mach: You have to ask? Lace em up. Let's go kick some ass.

Noah Jennings: Well there you have it. The other two teams will be "A Knight and his Vape" and "Magnum Dick Express".

Trevor Mach: Ha!

Tack Angel: PT and Wagner?

Noah Jennings: Yes.

Tack Angel: Of course. Well alright, it's going to be a big main event to be sure, and the Wolves are on it. I'll hike up my Jncos, kick some heads off, and make sure we hold onto our World Tag Team Championships.

Trevor Mach: You heard the man. No complaints here. Let's do this!

Noah Jennings: It's the main event.

Trevor Mach: Let's do this later!

As the Reno and the Bad Dudes left the office, Trevor Mach was stopped in the hallway by...

Fray Tiburon: Trevor, can I talk to you?

Trevor Mach: Sure Padre, what's up?

Fray Tiburon: I'm not really a Padre anymore, but that's not important right now. I want you to be careful when dealing with KYO. You know he's not right, and I know he's not right. I gave it everything I had to beat him, but it didn't stop him. It only made him change tactics. He's going after anyone who "saw what he saw", and that means also going after those we care about.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I hear you on that, but I'll play his games, and keep him fixated on me. If we're fighting, then everyone else is safe right? Besides, he's an IronBlood, and those pricks really need to be taken down a peg or two, so we'll hand them a loss tonight. Keep him distracted with it, and then at Black Friday, I do it to him again, and we go all out on that. I have every reason to want to knock that dude out and leave him in the hospital. You can throw a prayer my way, but maybe send one to him too, cause he's going to need it.

Trevor walked away, and Tiburon heard laughing behind him. He followed the sound to another hallway, where KYO sat on the floor, with his head banging slowly against the wall, and his hand in a mysterious black bag.

KYO: I appreciate you warning him about what I'm willing to do. It keeps it more interesting when I'm not being underestimated. However, none of this matters, and none of it is real, so anything I do, is merely to entertain myself until the mission is complete.

Fray Tiburon: What IS the mission?

KYO: None of your concern. Don't worry about it. I'm not interested in showing you the way anymore. We aren't alone, and I'll find those who are interested.

Fray Tiburon: What's in the bag KYO?

KYO: A little "trick up my sleeve" maybe? I like to keep you guessing. It's a symbol of fear to some, but it doesn't bother me. Why would it? It's merely an illusion. Fear isn't real. Pain isn't real. All of this is just-

Fray Tiburon: Yeah yeah. You keep going on about that. Just remember who you're dealing with. I had my limits when dealing with you. No matter what, I was never going to go to those dark places to fight you. HE will.

KYO: Haha! I can't wait!

EBW: Xcite

Tommy Dukes: Hello everyone, and welcome to the final Xcite before Black Friday 2019! We're outside at Saturn City Park, where it's cold as balls, but we'll heat it up with some wrestling action....I hope. Seriously. Those homeless fellows with the burning barrel have the right idea. Think I'll wander over there.

Nerma: So much to talk about tonight, as we head towards the final push to the big event at Renegade Arena. Thank God, we've finally Sold Out. That was slow guys. You really had me worried. I was going to take matters into my own hands, and no one wants that. Tonight's main event will see the EBW World Tag Team Championships up for grabs in a 4-Team Tag match. One member of each team will be in the ring at all times, because matches where you tag your whole team out of the match are stupid as shit, and make no sense.

Makoto Angel: We're going to see Erica, the Women's World Champion take on Valarie Dorado just days before her title defense against Iroha Angel. We'll see Tomo in action, but before that, we'll see earlier today where Swift and Tomo were sat down together for a final face off before the title match.

Nerma: Probably a jobber match or two as well, cause we have to space out our best stuff more than ever now. Yeah....sorry. Let's open the show with-

Chad Salad: Ugh, I can't believe I have to be HERE again! You think I'm impressed by Saturn City? You're all shit, and your local sports teams are garbage. We're outside, and I can STILL smell the stink on your dirty marks. Are we at a Melee tournament? BE BETTER!

Nerma: *sigh* Chad Salad everyone. I hope he gets battered.

EBW: Xcite
Saturn City Park, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Singles: Amigo beat Chad Salad via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission
-Amigo battered Chad Salad, before tapping him with the Ankle Lock.

Nerma: Perfect! Amigo looks ready. You can see the Television Champion Camilo Ortega watching on from behind the crowd. They'll face off in a Masters Battle at Black Friday. The winner will be considered the TRUE Master of the Clash.

2. EBW Women's Television #1 Contender: Kaie beat Lt. Lacy Wagner, 21st Century Foxx[x], and Nani Angel via Celtic Hand Grenade -> Pin
-A competitive 4-Way match for the Television #1 Contender spot, saw the returning Kaie surprise her opponents with her rough intensity, and smashed Foxx with the Celtic Hand Grenade for the pin.

Makoto Angel: Oh no Nani! *sigh* She did really great though. She had Lacy about ready to submit, but Kaie was faster. The Eisenritter seem dead set on squashing Elevation whenever possible.

Interview Set

Earlier Today...

Tommy Dukes: The Duke here, with EBW Triple Crown WORLD Champion Swift, joined by Reno behind him. We're also joined by the IronBloods's Tomo, the resident rabid dog of wrestling. At Black Friday, they will face off for the title belts. This is shaping up to be a later contender for match of the year, with all of us knowing what you two are capable of.

Swift: It would cap off a record breaking year, for the king of this jungle. For years, I fought to get back to this point, and in short order I smashed through the competition, and claimed these titles 3 times in a year. I became a 2-Time 4 Crown King. That's in the record books. That's historic. That's mine. Accolades and victories are damn nice, but then you've got Tomo over here. He hasn't won those titles. He hasn't made as big of an impact this year. He's been very subdued, and yet, he commands an intense respect that makes beating him almost as big of a challenge as it was to win these title belts.

Tomo: .....

Swift: We all know how good you are. We've seen it. We've seen you here and in Edo, sacrificing your body for the fight. You kept your shoulder wrapped for years simply because you refused to take time off. You don't have a neck anymore, after all the bumps you've taken. Very few in this sport, in this world, in this life, can command respect from me, but I respect that. That being said, this isn't about playing nice. When we hit that ring, I'm not going to be "trying my best", or working hard to "entertain the fans". I'm going in there to take you apart!

Tomo: .....

Swift: You don't have to say a word. I know that look. I understand that look. I saw it in the mirror for years. You want these, and you're willing to rip me limb from limb to get the belts. Perfect. No excuses. The Wolves and the IronBloods are in agreement there. No excuses. It's just about time for a fight.

Tomo: .....

Tommy Dukes: We surprisingly got a lot out of that considering one of them never speaks. I think it went rather well.

3. Women's Non-Title Singles: Valarie Dorado beat Erica via DQ
-Valarie Dorado tried putting the boots to Erica, in hopes of a quick takedown and Submission win, but Kaie wasted no time in rushing out and attacking Dorado, leading to a DQ.

Nerma: I don't think this was ever meant to be a one-on-one match. I think Erica just wanted Dorado out of the way for her match against Iroha. Erica's maid Duvalie is out here, and she's setting up a table. Erica and Kaie just bombed her right through it! Foxx is coming out to try and make the save, but a Celtic Hand Grenade from Kaie has her knocked to the floor too. Iroha of all people is trying to help Elevation? She's just trying to get the violence to stop.

Makoto Angel: Be careful Iroha. This bitch broke Christina's wrist! Yeah, I said it, and I meant it!

Nerma: Well done.

4. Singles: Tomo beat Green Allen via Brainbuster -> Pin
-Tomo destroyed Green Allen, using the Brainbuster to win.

Nerma: That was bowling shoe ugly as GR would say, but it got the point across. Tomo crushed that job boy, and showed that he is absolutely ready for his match at Black Friday. Swift was watching intently too. Looking forward to this one very much.

Makoto Angel: I actually have really nice bowling shoes. They're for family bowling night.

Nerma: .....

Makoto Angel: They're green. I bet...you could have....guessed that.

5. EBW World Tag Team Championship: Hotlanta[o]/KYO beat Trevor Mach/Tack Angel, Benjamin[x]/Vape, and Dick Wagner/Magnum PT via Powerbomb -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Tag Team Champions!
-A free for all battle that saw action in and out of the ring. Hotlanta targeted the other teams to try and work up the ire of the Bad Dudes. Mach and KYO battled on the outside. Controversy struck when KYO pulled a live snake out of his bag, and made it latch onto Trevor's neck. A crazy scene that distracted Tack and allowed Hotlanta to hit a Powerbomb on Benjamin to pin him for the win and the World Tag Team Championships.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Freaking what?! What was I missing while I was warming up with the hobos!

Nerma: Trevor Mach was bit by a freaking snake?! We have new EBW World Tag Team Champions! KYO is laughing as Tack tries to remove the snake. Here come the EMTs!

Trevor Mach: Guys, this bitch is venomous...but still...don't hurt it alright?

Tack Angel: KYO! You psycho!

Nerma: Tack Angel is trying to get to KYO, but security is pulling them apart. Hotlanta has the belts, and the IronBloods snake another title from 3 Wolf Moon.

Tommy Dukes: Did you do that pun on purpose?

Nerma: Yeah, did you like it?

Tommy Dukes: Officially it's in bad taste. Unofficially, I love it.

Makoto Angel: Tack be careful!

Tommy Dukes: This is anarchy people! We'll see you in a few days for the Strike TV+ event Black Friday 2019. Guess what? It's on a Friday. Surely you knew that.

Crystal Heaven

The Angel Family were all gathered around the table for Thanksgiving, as Trevor Mach and Justice joined them. Christina Angel and Subculture even showed up for the big and festive occasion.

Trevor Mach: Thanks for the invite Angel wives. You cook better than I do, and Justice will probably be grateful for that.

Nani Angel: I only cooked for the child. You can't have this.

Trevor Mach: Well that's fine, it's mashed peas and carrots anyways. Dude, I don't think she likes me Justice. What do you think?

Justice Mach: *grasping Trevor's hair*

Trevor Mach: Yeah, that's what I thought too.

Tack Angel: It's really great that everyone is here. Even you Subculture....but why though? Why Sub-

Christina Angel: Dad, can it!

Young Christina: Can it! Haha!

Subculture: *shudders*

Tack Angel: Don't be a bad influence on little you daughter. I'm happy to see us all here. You know, Thanksgiving is very special to me. My ancestors were the first to meet the pilgrims you know. My ancestor Tackville Angelworth got lost in Eagleland, and somehow found his way into becoming King of the Saturn People. Ironic that I would then become the Star Prince, soon to be Constellation King.

Trevor Mach: Would you quit blowing yourself and finish the toast?

Amy Angel: *spits drink*

Trevor Mach: I had Justice's ears covered.

Amy Angel: We have children too!

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah.

Tack Angel: I just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to all. Oh, and I wasn't booked for Black Friday, but I got myself a tag match against the Magnum Dick Express, and Subculture is going to tag with me!

Subculture: *spits drink* WHAT?!

Strike TV Wrestling Update

Nerma: Hello wrestling fans. I should be at home, but instead I'm here for this breaking news. Tack Angel is booked! The Star Prince will be looking outside of 3 Wolf Moon for tag assistance, as he teams with his son-in-law Subculture to take on the Magnum Dick Express. That completes the card for the Black Friday, so here it is. I'm going home now. I HAVE FAMILY IN TOWN FOR THANKSGIVING!

EBW: Black Friday 2019
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
Strike TV+

1. EBW Rated M Championship Open Challenge: Bashin Dan© vs. Firebrand X vs. Rude vs. TBA
2. Tag: Dick Wagner/Magnum PT vs. Tack Angel/Subculture
3. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships: Ember Blaze(c)/"3G" Krissy Gale(c) vs. Lainey Strong/Calamity Jane vs. Murasaki/Ripper Jane
4. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Benjamin/Vape vs. Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul
5. No Rules Singles: Trevor Mach vs. KYO
4. Singles: Hotlanta vs. Generator
6. EBW Women's World Championship: Erica© vs. Iroha Angel
7. Masters Battle: Amigo vs. Camilo Ortega
8. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Swift© vs. Tomo

Apple Kid: Welcome to the Studio folks!

Tommy Dukes: We're having another one of those Neon Nights, but we're stuck in an awkward situation here, because normally we'd be the lead up to a big Strike TV+ event, but instead we just HAD a big event. It was Friday. Might have heard of it? Black Friday! That leaves us here, being the fall out show. That doesn't happen. That can't happen. I don't like this. However, put the replay of Black Friday on Strike TV+. It was amazing. It was awesome. Swift vs. Tomo, that's all I've got to say, but I also saw a human hand broken BACKWARDS!

Apple Kid: Well, let's work on making this a good follow up. Of course the big waves will be felt on Xcite, but look, we're already getting some surprises. Here comes the EBW Rated M Champion Bashin Dan! Dan, you're looking banged up.

Bashin Dan: Yeah, I can't deny that. It was a crazy match with crazy stipulations. I put the title on the line at Black Friday, and I told everyone that answered the call, that they had to pin me if they wanted the title. It was like strapping meat to myself and jumping into the lion's den. But that's just me. I live for challenges. I live for getting better and better, and being the best!

Apple Kid: It sure seems that way, and this crowd loves you man. They are all believers. You're one of the top merch sellers in the sport. You single handily created a card game that is now being played world wide. Is the Rated M Championship the title for you? I think more people want to see you mixing it up with Camilo Ortega, or even more matches with the World Triple Crown Champion Swift.

Bashin Dan: Why is that? Because this title is "Rated M"? No Rules works for me too. I have respect for the people I compete against, no matter what, and it can be hard to break habits. I want to win matches, I don't want to hurt people. Hurting people just happens in the way of winning matches. That's wrestling. But, I can take on any challenge, and if I can't, I'll work at it until I can. I've been told that's "lame", and too "white meat" for the Rated M action, but I am who I am. In fact, I'm here tonight to rustle some feathers. I might be banged up, but I want to put the Rated M Championship on the line. Another Open Challenge. Let's make this a big night right? Let's make it memorable. You bring weapons, and I'll use them. If you want to spill blood, you know I can do that too. I've poured blood, sweat, and tears into the ring. I'm just getting started.

Tommy Dukes: Bashin Dan everyone. I guess that'll be our main event tonight, and he's off to get ready, but here comes a Tag Team that pulled off a major upset the other night. It's Dick Wagner and Magnum PT, better known as the Magnum Dick Express.

Dick Wagner: I came up with that name, so the rats know how big my dick is! Haha! So I crack open a beer, and ice down my knees, and find out I beat a "legend" huh? Didn't look legendary to me. Looked like he tripped into my LARIATOOOO! I never saw Kobashi fall into a LARIATO like that! Clumsy mother *bleep*er! I think me and this Tock fella need to lock up one-on-one! Thing is tonight, we got us some bitch boys needing to be squashed. They didn't have any somas, and they didn't offer to carry my bags in the back. They're getting it tonight!

Magnum PT: You heard the man. Magnum sized dicks.

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
Strike TV

1. Tag: Dick Wagner[o]/Magnum PT beat PDD "Pretty Darn Decent" Sam Sampson/Tim Schitz[x] via Lariato -> Pin
-A studio quality squash, with Wagner hitting the Lariato on the out of shape Tim Schitz for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: Who would've seen that coming. One of them is named Pretty Darn Decent! What were expecting here! Where are you getting these guys!?

2. Women's Tag: Gold[o]/Sylvie beat Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong[x] via Golden Exploder -> Pin
-Gold and Sylvie gave the Sunset Riders another humbling loss, with Gold hit the Golden Exploder on Strong.

Apple Kid: Good job ladies. You beat the former champs. They were just in the running for the titles belts at Black Friday. Is it time for you to try and bring them to the Dan Club?

Gold: Well....

Sylvie: We can't yet. I haven't gotten to where I need to be yet. I'm still working on myself first. Gold has been nothing but patient and kind to me, and I'm willing to work at it, until she thinks that I'm ready.

Tommy Dukes: Alright then. Keep at it, and we look forward to seeing that match. Now here come the Sunset Riders. Ladies, you can't be happy about the mounting losses.

Calamity Jane: I came into this sport, with Trevor Mach telling me not to get a torch passed to me, but to make my own torch. I live that lifestyle. I live to be unique and dominant. It's obvious we've still got some work to do. The division has gotten so much stronger in recent months. It's harder and harder to keep up, but we're going to hit the gym, and get back in the game.

Lainey Strong: My Father had to work, and work hard, to become the EBW World Champion back in the day. It doesn't come easy, and it's not going to just happen overnight, but we-

Suddenly, the Slasher Sisters attacked the Sunset Riders from behind. Gold and Sylive even ran back out to try and make the save.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! What was that all about?

Ripper Jane: BECAUSE.....we felt like it. Hehehe.

Murasaki: They're a mockery to these titles. All these teams are! We're the best! We're unchained now! If you come anywhere near a ring, expect that you'll have our attention, and it just might cost you.

3. EBW Women's Television Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Kaie ended in a No Contest!
-A match that never really got off the ground, with the angry Kaie attacking Hope Mach before the match, and their anger translated in not listening to the ref, leading to a No Contest.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Kaie really went at Hope, and Hope fired back! We even have Dan coming out to check on her. Why is that?

Apple Kid: Didn't you see what Kaie did? She slapped Hope in the ear as hard as she could from behind. Hope works hard to protect her ears. They were surgically repaired remember?

Tommy Dukes: Oh yeah...of course....totally remembered that. I'd be mad too. Well, let's go from one Mach to another. Here is the man that BROKE KYO'S HAND BACKWARDS! A pre-tape from Trevor Mach.

-

Trevor Mach: So...everyone give KYO a "hand". You have to give a hand to man that was laughing hysterically as I broke his before I put him through a flaming table. Look, at this. See these bandages? I got a little burned myself. A few extra scars. Aside from my family, getting into a good fight is what reminds me I'm alive. I've spent my whole adult life training. I learned the skills to try my hand at MMA, and I worked to bring a more competitive edge to wrestling. I'm just getting started. Deep down, the primal instincts of the War Wolf, that's me by the way, craves a bloody brawl. I'm going to get it. I'm going to pick a fight, and....wait...I think....I just had an idea. Yeah, I just had an idea.

-

4. Singles: Jammer beat Luscious Lanny Malonowski via Slam Jam -> Pin
-Luscious Lanny was too busy trying to fix his hair and play to the crowd, so Jammer battered him in a show squash that ended with the Slam Jam.

Apple Kid: Damn, I like that guy's name, but he's just another job boy? Seriously, are these guys coming off an assembly line?

Tommy Dukes: Part of the new rules. Guys are getting their shots, but they're being humbled all the same, and we get to watch it. Sure, there is no work rate, but it's fun to see someone get it every now and then too.

Apple Kid: ...What IS work rate exactly?

Tommy Dukes: Uh....we move on now to the main event. Here comes Bashin Dan, keeping his promise and issuing an Open Challenge right here on Neon Nights. This IS a special episode in that sense.

Bashin Dan: Whoever is coming out here. Let's go all out, and put on a great show!

Tommy Dukes: Most people sound really corny when they say something like that. How does he make it work?

Apple Kid: He means it.

Tommy Dukes: I guess that'll do it.

Apple Kid: I wonder who-




Tommy Dukes: Whoa! What?! What?! What?!

Apple Kid: The "War Wolf" Trevor Mach is coming out here! He's answering the challenge!

Tommy Dukes: What?! What?! Bashin Dan vs. Trevor Mach on Neon Nights?! Take that everyone that skips this show! HAHA!

Bashin Dan: Wow, you're answering the call Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Ask and you shall receive. Damn right I am. I've been waiting for this kid.

Hope Mach: Dad, what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: Calling my shot Daughter. I'm going for the Grand Slam.

Bashin Dan: Fantastic. Let's go!

5. EBW Rated M Championship Open Challenge:

Trevor Mach beat Bashin Dan(c) via Knee Trigger into Chair -> Pin -> NEW EBW Rated M Champion!

-A hard hitting classic. The two began the match in similar fashion to their previous matches. Matching holds and trading strikes. They finally took it outside, where Mach had no issues using weapons and goading Dan to do the same. Northern Lights Suplex onto the ground hurt Dan, but he found his footing and landed a Bridging Scor-Spear Suplex for a near fall. Mach made it to his feet first and landed a series of knees in the clinch followed by the Trevorplex and a 2 Count. Dan was up first somehow, showing his heart as Trevor slowly got to his feet with a chair. He kicked one over to Dan, but as Dan was ready to pick it up, Trevor clobbered him on the back. Several chair shots to the back later, and he put Dan in the corner, placing the chair in front of his face. Boom. Knee Trigger. 1-2-3. Trevor Mach won the match and the Rated M Championship.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! That was awesome, and Trevor Mach has completed the Grand Slam!

Apple Kid: You knew it was only a matter of time. The man lost two titles in a month, and he likes inflating his wiki page. Still, who would have thought that the next match between Mach and Dan would happen in the Studio, for the Rated M Championship! Anything can happen in EBW!

Tommy Dukes: Oh, I don't like that last line.

Apple Kid: Well too bad, I said it.

Tommy Dukes: Trevor is helping Dan to his feet, and handing him off to Hope.

Trevor Mach: Damn good match kid. You're getting ruthless, but you have to watch out. You made a mistake. You trusted I wouldn't attack when you took your eyes off of me. You remember not to trust anyone in this ring, and you can beat anyone. Dan, this title is mine. This is what I'm striving for right now. This puts a target on my back, and gives me the competition I'm looking for. You, like everyone in this building would tell you, should be stepping up to mi hermano Swift. Go for it kid! Go for it!

Bashin Dan: That was a great match. My blood is pumping, and my heart is racing. It was a loss, but something I'll grow from. It's all about getting stronger in defeat.

Trevor Mach: That's the spirit. I mean, I'd rather you get mad and swear a bloody vengeance on me or whatever, but that's not how you roll. *sigh* Sorry I battered your boyfriend daughter.

Hope Mach: *sigh* Dan's a big boy, he knew what he was getting into. I'm just wondering why you picked today to do this, when were supposed to be having dinner together, the three of us and Justice?

Trevor Mach: Oh....that was today? Yeah...that makes it awkward. Let's still go though. I'm hungry. You hungry Dan?

Tommy Dukes: Well...that's family for ya. THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

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EBW World

Nerma: What? We're calling it EBW World again? I thought it was the Strike TV Wrestling Update? What's Strike TV up to? They sure are shifty? What? I shouldn't be saying this while ON Strike TV? Do you they actually watch this stuff? Well, welcome to EBW World and-

Orange: Hey.

Nerma: ...Uh...hi? You need something?

Orange: ...Nah.

Nerma: Alright...well apparently we're changing the name again. It's the same set. Same damn green screen. Orange, you're wearing green. Your whole midsection is missing.

Orange: ...*thumbs up*...

Nerma: What a time you wear green. Of all the times NOT to wear orange!

Orange: *shurgs*

Nerma: Someone find Apple Kid to come claim this guy! Anyways, I guess this going upon youtube now too or something? Wanting to keep up with the "competition" using youtube. You guys know that's a dying platform right? They just want sanitized and ad friendly content. They're literally trying to drive off the people that built the platform and made them the money. Well, except those who vote the same way they do. What? I shouldn't be talking trash about them too? *bleep* youtube! They're killing free spee-

Technical Difficulties

Makoto Angel: Oh...is Nerma alright? Apparently I'm doing this now? *blush* Still a little nervous going solo, but I feel better knowing Orange has my back.

Orange: *thumbs up*

Makoto Angel: So...we have one final Strike TV+ event this year. It's Last Clash 2019. The tradition continues as they say...I'm not really sure who "they" are, but they say it. We'll have the final match of 2019 and the first match of 2020 as the two main events of the evening. We know for sure one of the main events. It's already set. Swift will defend the EBW Triple Crown World Championship against Tomo in an Iron Man Match. We believe the other match might be Erica defending the Women's World Championship against Nani. That seemed to be the match they were going forward with, but we don't know much about Nani's condition after two beat downs on Xcite. We'll have to find out. I don't even know. She keeps to herself sometimes, and only likes to be around Tack at those times. I've seen them together, where she'll nuzzle up on him, and he'll pat her head, and she'll smile. I never see her smile except for....wait...I'm giving out too much information aren't I? She's going to kill me isn't she? Oh dang.

Tommy Dukes: You're forgetting some important information! Sorry, you probably didn't know about it yet. It's official we're heading to North Point! For the first time ever, we're cracking into the territory of Sports Entertainment World, the performance art promotion that pretends to be wrestling. We're heading there, and going to the North Point Garden for Last Clash 2019! Tickets are on sale......NOW! Yeah...right NOW! GO!

EBW: Last Clash 2019
North Point Garden, North Point
Strike TV+

1. EBW Triple Crown World Championship Iron Man: Swift(c) vs. Tomo

Breaking News!

Nerma: Out of my way! I'm back! I have just received news. We held Xcite outside of Fourside, at the Dusty Dunes Arena, a newer place used mostly for rodeos honestly, but it seats quite a few, and we wanted to give the Foursiders a REAL SHOW! Now, we're being threatened with getting too close to Fourside. Consequences are being threatened. We WELCOME that threat!

Noah Jennings: She's absolutely right. We're not doing this to play safe. We're not just a territory. We're world wide wrestling FORCE! A WrestleForce if you will. I wish EBW was called WrestleForce....it's so cool. Too late to change the name? Yeah? Whatever. We're not backing down. In fact, SUMMERS, we're going to begin our push to North Point by starting with you. How you might ask? Stick around, cause it's a big surpr-

Makoto Angel: What?! We're going on a cruise?! That's so awesome!

Noah Jennings: *sigh* Yes, we're going on a cruise. We're taking EBW to the the ocean NEAR Summers, picking up paying customers along the way. We'll drop off guests and pick up other customers at every port on our way up to North Point. In Summers, the ring will be set up outside, but as we get to colder territory, we'll be moving inside. Also, if some idiot heel tries to commandeer the ship and hold everyone hostage, I'm totally going to sink the boat. Don't think I won't. We're calling it the Dynamic A Contingency Plan. Seriously, we're NOT doing that again.