Iwata Memorial Arena - M's Temporary Office

M's was sitting on the couch, as Millie and Lucca brought in things for the office.

Lady M's: Perfect. Please put that television on that box so I can stare at it from a weird angle. I want that fake plant in the corner, and I need posters and weird lighting. This "room" is going to be my office tonight after all.

Lucca: Very good sir, happy to oblige.

Millie: Oh man, this stuff is like so heavy, but it doesn't matter because you need it, and if you need it then you're going to get it, because I'm here to get you what you need, because I'm your biggest fan, and I'm totally grateful to have-

Lady M's: Slow down kid. Maybe you can help me out here. Take a seat. I'm going over some names I'm thinking of bringing into EBW. It's a mix of ladies that deserve a second shot, and ones that haven't even gotten a first shot yet.

Millie: Oh I know! I know! I totally know! Look there, it's Sunny Malibu! I've always been a big fan of hers too, and she's totally cool, and and charismatic, and someone I wouldn't mind growing up to be like! Yeah!

Lady M's: I was thinking that myself. She's a tough bitch too. She can do some things. However, she crashed and burned during her last run, so I'm not so sure.

Millie: Oh.

Lady M's: Well don't look so damn sad. I just said I wasn't sure kid. I got to take this job seriously, with my fake plants, and awkwardly placed television.

Millie: Yeah, how can you see that? It hurts my neck to even try to look at it, and I'm tilting my head as far as I can, it hurts to even try. It's almost physically impossible to-

Lady M's: Breathe. We don't ACTUALLY watch it. Just sometimes, the camera will be on us, and we stand here looking at it, PRETENDING we're watching. When in reality, we'll be watching it from that conveniently placed flat screen on the wall over there.

Millie: ....Why?

Lady M's: Well you see....um...the thing is.....shit kid I have NO idea. What the hell right? I- What's that sound?

M's suddenly heard a lot of cheering outside. She opened the window to see people and press gathered around Mayor Pirkle and the man speaking. Hey father Harley Rex.

Lady M's: You got to be kidding me?

M's made her way down to the crowd to see the speech in progress.

Harley Rex: As Mayor of Summers, I have changed it fundamentally, and made it into something better. That's the thing I want to do to all of Eagleland. I want to make it better. I want to change it. The way it is right now, it's broken. The way we as a society live is broken. I will lead the way to change, and it's change we can believe in! Thank you!

The crowd cheered as M's pushed through to get to Harley Rex.

Lady M's: What is going on here?

Harley Rex: Tali, I'm glad you could make it. This is just a little campaign stop. I'm running for President you know?

Lady M's: ...So I heard. I don't see how you could possibly THINK people would elect you to anything. You were able to snake your way into the position of Mayor, but this is a whole country. They're going to bring up your past, and maybe even dig into whatever it is you're doing in Summers NOW. You don't have a chance!

Harley Rex: ....You know Tali, it's amazing what wonders can happen, and what things can be overlooked, when you put a (D) next to your name. *wink*

Lady M's: Oh shit.

Tess: Oh and Tali?

Lady M's: When did you get here?

Tess: I didn't want to miss this moment. Hehe. Don't worry though, your night of surprises is just beginning. Finally, something I'm grateful for. Getting to see the look on your face right now. *whispers in M's ear* The game isn't over bitch.

Lady M's: ....





Tommy Dukes: Welcome to another thrilling episode of Xcite! We got big fights on a big night complete with-

Nerma: Can it Tommy! I want to know what Tess is planning! She said she had a big surprise, and I don't like it! I don't like it one bit!

Tommy Dukes: Well, before all of that, we need to talk about the great matches! We're going to crown a new #1 Contender for the Television Championship AND the Women's World Championship. The main event will see Mav Valentine, our Triple Crown World Champion, back in action against Television Champion Subculture in a non-title bout. Several great bouts. This will be a lot of fun and-

Nerma: What is she planning?!

Larry Grim: Wow, I'm glad I got to jump on board the announce team right now. This is fun to watch.

Nerma: WATCH IT LARRY!

Larry Grim: Wow, suddenly she's scaring ME!

Tommy Dukes: She's got that going for her.

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
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1. EBW Television #1 Contender: Hotlanta beat Poison Jam and Benjamin[x] via 2x Powerbomb -> Pin
-Hot opener, with a livid and powerful Hotlanta showing off his strength in full display. Poison Jam was taken to the outside by a big lariat, before Hot caught Benji in his Spear attempt and landed the 2x Powerbomb followed by the pin.

Tommy Dukes: And just like that Hotlanta finds himself the #1 Contender for the Television Championship.

Larry Grim: He's come back a long way from being a puppet controlled by several different meta entities.

Tommy Dukes: What?

Larry Grim: I'm glad he's not a lackey anymore.

Nerma: That's not what it sounded like you said.

Larry Grim: Well it IS.

Nerma: Hmmm.

2. Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer vs. Grind/Switchback ended in a No Contest
-A dream match for fans of the wrestlers was ruined just as it was heating up. Cade made his way out to watch the proceedings. When it looked like Dan Club might had seized a win with a Brave Clash/Slam Jam combo, Cade suddenly rushed in, and attacked both teams, enraged and out of control. The ref threw the match out, as security had to come in and escort Cade out of the ring. A downed Jammer and Dan both continued to challenge Cade for his Challenge Championship, but he repeatedly shouted that he couldn't "hear them" anymore, and wanted them to go away.

Tommy Dukes: What brought that on?

Nerma: They haven't been getting along. Have you not been paying attention? Are you Tack?

Backstage

Tack Angel: Hey!

Announce Table

Tommy Dukes: What I mean is, why did he just flip out like that. It was a great match, and he got involved, and attacked BOTH teams. Does he have a problem with The Legion too? Two positive forces in EBW, and Cade wants them both to feel his wrath.

Larry Grim: He's going through some things. Personal stuff. He's working it out.

Tommy Dukes: How do you know?

Larry Grim: I just know things. Well, to a point I do.

Nerma: You're a suspicious skeleton man.

Larry Grim: Aw, don't be like that. Look I brought snacks to the table for you!

Nerma: ...I'll...immediately....drop my suspicions....if you give me that pudding cup.

3. EBW Women's World #1 Contender: Erica beat BeShemoth via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
-Big match vibe, as BeShemoth went all out against the Erica, who was still as dangerous as ever. She was more than capable of holding her own, even without the Eisenritter, and matched the much taller BeShemoth in holds, but lost out in sheer power. However, experience was on her side. An escape for a Powerbomb, allowed her to set up for the deadly Air Raid Crash. She planted BeShemoth on the mat, and pinned her clean.

Nerma: I was NOT expecting that! You never can tell what's going to happen, but Erica came out here alone, without the Eisenritter and-

Erica: Can it Nerma. The "Golden Goddess" of EBW is talking! Did you all forget that I am that damn good? You expected an upset? She's fine. She's capable. She's "not bad". However, she is not me. None of these women are ME. You've never had a real match until you've met ME. It doesn't matter if I have Eisenritter or not, I will win. That was the example today. BeShemoth, that was a "good effort", but even your best effort, would pale in comparison to me. Christina Angel, you have something that belongs to me. My Eisenritter will start things off tonight, but at The Great Eagleland Bash, I WILL regain MY Women's World Championship!

Backstage

Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, and I'm back at my job doing interviews I guess? Thank you Lady M's, I truly appreciate it! Excited to get back to it, however, my first guest to talk to, is the Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine. Uh Mav? What are you doing? You're kind of looking up and to the left. What's up there?

Mav Valentine: Hmmm? Nothing. Don't worry about it. Makoto, I know what you're thinking.

Makoto Angel: ...You can read minds?

Mav Valentine: ...No? I meant, I know it's got to be awkward to be here with me, when I have a match with your husband at THE Great Eagleland Bash, but don't worry, I'll keep it professional. I-

w00t: Have GOT to get a better class of interview. I mean what is this. We're backstage? You were looking up and to the left? You deserve better than this. We got to get you out in the ring for things like this. To command the attention of the whole audience. All eyes on you.

Mav Valentine: *sigh* w00t, we're been over this. I-

Cadmus: Should REALLY re-think his offer. w00t and I have common ground, and not only am I supporting Harley Rex for President, but I'm also supporting w00t for EBW President. You really should too. We all had the same goal not too long ago.

Mav Valentine: That's done and dusted. I'm doing my own thing now, and I don't need either of you to get in my way, or try to "help" me.

w00t: *sigh* You need to see the big picture here. You need allies when you're on top. Cadmus here, he's got a match at the Bash against Starlight Knight.

Cadmus: IF this mystery man shows up. He's been getting into my business, and that needs to stop. I could use someone to have my back you know? You scratch my back, and I scratch yours. However, it's your decision to make. You could take on Tack Angel, and have help, OR Tack Angel's biggest rival could ensure he wins, so that said rival could get a title match against him. It could go either way. Think about it.
 
Mav Valentine: ....

4. Singles: Generator beat Firebrand X via  Electric Chair x GNR8R -> Pin
-Big showcase match for two workhorses, who lit up the crowd with a barnburner of a match. However, no actual barns were burned in the course of the match. Firebrand was able to utlilize his hybrid style to match the high flying Generator, but a missed Tope Suicida on the outside have Brand staggered. Generator brought him back into the ring and took him up for the Electric Chair and the GNR8R for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: That's a win for The Legion! I hate to say it, but that was something of an upset. Generator has always been great, but Firebrand X is one of our most accomplished veterans. That Tope Suicida did it though. It's the stupidest move in wrestling. It's a gamble that doesn't pay off either way. If you miss you get hurt. If you hit, you're on the outside and can't capitalize, and you're probably STILL hurt.

Larry Grim: My job used to get really busy with all those Tope Suicidas.

Tommy Dukes: If HE'S telling you not to do it, maybe don't do it!

Backstage

Ted Pettentool: Ted here, watching an INCONCIEVABLE night of action, and I'm joined by THE Star Prince Tack Angel. You've been watching tonight, but I bet you'll have your full attention on the main event.

Tack Angel: Absolutely Ted, big fan by the way. Mav shocked the world when he beat Trevor, but I'm not Trevor. I'm the Star Prince. For years, I've got doubt and naysayers. So many sayers of nay. Stop it! I'm a nice guy! I'm a great Star Prince! I'm a hard worker, and I'm the best at what I do in the ring, which is wrestle, obviously. He's going to have to give it everything, because I am too. Getting to hold the Triple Crown is an honor, and the last time I did, I took them with me on a lazy river innertubing vacation. This time? Summer vacation, and we're going ALL OUT!

Ted Pettentool: FanTAStic Tack, but what about the other thorn in your side. Cadmus. He's been training, and getting ready to come for you again. Are you ready for him?

Tack Angel: Cadmus IS a thorn in my side. This rivalry needs to end, but he never faces me in the ring one on one. I hear he's going to be getting into the ring with this Starlight Knight at The Great Eagleland Bash though.

Makoto Angel: That Starlight Knight sure is dreamy huh?

Tack Angel: Hey!

Makoto Angel: Sorry! I just...got lost in his eyes....and his turban is so trendy.

Tack Angel: Grrr! Starlight Knight, I want to measure you up. I'll be waiting to speak with you on Xperience. It's time we met. Cadmus, it's also time we finish our feud once and for all. The people are clammoring for a one on one bout. Just you and me, with no tricks. So am I.

Pirate Bill: Yarr, and iffin there be any shenanigans, the TackForce will assemble to defend our Star Prince! TackForce-

Bill, Saxon, Novus, Rod, and Randy: ASSEMBLE!




Saxon: Saxon!

Novus: Novus!

LG Rod: Rod!

Randy no Kachi: Randy!

Pirate Bill: Yarrr....Pirate Bill! Salty dogs, banded together for the Crystal Empire! We are-

Bill, Saxon, Novus, Rod, and Randy: TACKFORCE!

Ted Pettentool: Wow! That's amazing! These guys are so cool!

Tack Angel: LET'S NOT GET HASTY TED!

5. EBW 8-Woman Tag: Troian/Duvalie[o]/Bev/Raza beat Christina Angel/Hope Mach[x]/Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
-A big 8-Woman war took place between the Eisenritter and Christina Angel's team. Out of control chaos, as the ref constantly had trouble keeping control of things. Duvalie, sneaky ninja maid that she is, managed to get her cord around Hope's throat while most of the others were fighting on the outside. Bev and Raza used their strength and size to keep Christina, Blaze, and Wagner out of the ring, as the ref stopped the match for Duvalie, having never seen the consealed cord.

Nerma: Duvalie does it again. I think she need to be check for objects before the matches.

Tommy Dukes: I think the ref is too afraid to.

Larry Grim: That gives Eisenritter the big wins for the night. That's probably NOT what Lady M's was hoping for, but wait, here comes Tess and Erica to celebrate. They seem a in a real chipper mood.

Tess: That's a big win for the REAL future of women's wrestling. Tali, whatever you think you're going to do, you can forget it. I'm about to make the biggest move of both of our lives, and you can't stop me. I will reveal this wonderful surprise at the end of the show. Be grateful!

6. Non-Title Champion vs. Champion: Mav Valentine beat Subculture via Mav Buster -> Pin
-Main event time, as the Green Bomber took on Valentine in a Champion vs. Champion bout. Subculture was in early control, as he caught Mav with a hard jab that knocked him off balance. Subbie grappled him into the corner, but then Mav let the Mach style knees fly and before hitting the Fisherman Suplex for a near fall. A cringing head butt showdown had everyone feeling sympathy headaches, and doctors begging them to stop. Subbie missed the KO Punch, but on the rebound hit the kick to the midsection and the Counter Culture for another nearfall. A series of big moves and counters left both men worn down, but another missed KO Punch from Subbie lead to the Mav Buster from Valentine and the 1-2-3.

Tommy Dukes: Well there you have it, and with w00t and Cadmus applauding on the stage, it's obvious they're happy about it too. Mav isn't looking at them though. He's got his back to the stage, and he's holding up his titles. Another big win for the new Triple Crown World Champion and-

The camera cut to the VIP Area, where Tess was grinning ear to ear next to Mayor Harley Rex.

Tess: What a show right? It's not over yet. We have one last surprise for you. I'd like to take this time to announce that Harley Rex, the future President of Eagleland....has asked me to MARRY HIM! Guess what? I SAID YES! HAHAHAHA! I love it!

Harley Rex: Every President needs a First Lady, and together, we're going to change everything. So remember, a vote for me, is a vote for us. *wink*

Gordon Cole found himself in a red room, with a plate of cherry pie in front of him, and cup of hot coffee. He looked over to his right, and saw an old record playing skipping repeatedly. It was making a horrible sound as it did, and Cole turned down his hearing aids. He looked over to his left and saw Trevor Mach sitting there looking at him.

Gordon Cole: .....

Trevor Mach: ereh ton m'I tub ereh ma I

Gordon Cole: .....

Trevor Mach: nwolc eht ta kool

Gordon Cole: ....WHAT?

Trevor Mach: ereh ton m'I tub ereh ma I. nwolc eht ta kool.

Gordon Cole: ...I HAVE NO IDEA...WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!

Trevor Mach: Oh for crying out loud! Stop making me talk backwards! I'm here but I'm not here! Look at the clown!

Gordon Cole: OH! THANK YOU! WAIT WHAT?!

Cole looked ahead and saw a dancing clown with a hand full of balloons. Suddenly, he awoke at his desk. Face came into the room.

Mr. Face: You alright Gordon?

Gordon Cole: I JUST HAD A WEIRD DREAM IS ALL, AND NOW I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT!

Mr. Face: That might have to wait. I just had an idea. To get a better idea of what's going on, we should go to St. Saturn's and speak to KYO.

Gordon Cole: DID YOU HAVE THE DREAM ABOUT THE PIE AND THE DANCING CLOWN TOO?

Mr. Face: ......I'll drive.

St. Saturn's Churck

Fray Tibruon opened the front door as Mr. Face and Gordon Cole entered the Church.

Fray Tiburon: Welcome gentlemen. So, how can I help you?

Gordon Cole: WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE CLOWN MAN!

Mr. Face: KYO specifically. He used to dress like a clown right?

Fray Tiburon: Right....used to....and still doed.

Mr. Face: Huh?

Fray Tiburon: He was doing better. He was quiet, but he would come out of his room to eat, and sometimes sit in the pews. He even started helping around the place. Then, he started complaining about the "sound", and retreated back to his room. It's been tough going since then.

Gordon Cole: CAN WE TALK TO HIM? ALSO, DO YOU HAVE SOME STRONG, BLACK COFFEE?

Fray Tiburon: Yes and yes.

Gordon Cole: *enthusiastic thumbs up*

Tiburon lead Cole and Mr. Face by the rooms of Dorado Mask and Hex No Limit, and brought him to the end of the hall. After a polite knock, he slowly opened the door to reveal KYO, sitting in the corner, with smeared clown makeup, drawing on the wall.

Gordon Cole: HELLO KYO! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT-

KYO: The sound....can you hear it?

Gordon Cole: WHAT?

KYO: THE SOUND! Can. You. Hear. It?

Gordon Cole: CAN'T HEAR MUCH OF ANYTHING REALLY.

Mr. Face: KYO, do you remember me? Mr. Face. I send people to check in on you from time to time, but it's been a while. Fray Tiburon tells us you've not been doing so well lately. Care to talk about it?

KYO: It's flooding the story. The sound is unbearable. It's spreading. It's everywhere. The author is losing his grip! His allegory has broken loose!

Mr. Face: What is this sound you're talking about?

KYO: The stuff nightmares are made of. Do you have them? Nightmares? I have them. I have them. I have them. I have them. I-I have them all the time.

Gordon Cole: .....

Mr. Face: KYO, why don't you come outside with us. Let's get some air and-

KYO: I CAN'T LEAVE! THEY'VE GOT NOTHING FOR ME! I'M TRAPPED HERE! AH! THE SOUND! TELL ME YOU HEAR IT!? PLEASE!

Mr. Face: You're right Tiburon, this is getting worse. Some of what he's saying matches your dreams Gordon. What do you think about all of this?

Gordon Cole: .....COFFEE TIME!

EBW World

Nerma: Hello again, it's Nerma here with EBW World. The news just keeps on flowing right now, and I'm here to help process it. I'm still trying to process what we learned about Tess and Mayor Harley Rex. Right now, it looks like Tess is going to take back some control this week, hence why the only match for the women is one that might see Muscle Girl Security take the titles from the Angel Wives. She can't be happy that Tracy has a championship, BUT this is Tracy and Nani we're talking about. They are veterans of the sport by now, and look great for being Moms if I can say so. Speaking of Moms, you have to wonder how Iroha Angel is doing these days.

Crystal Heaven

Makoto Angel and Eris Angel were both freaking out, with their back to the wall while Iroha screamed and thrashed about with her mouth foaming. A Priest was attempting to perform an exorcism while Doctor Degrees quietly attempted to leave the room.

Studio

Nerma: I'm assuming she's doing really well. But moving on, we have some big news here you might not know much about in Eagleland. The man in question made the announcement in Anahauc, but we have the footage right here and now from the man FORMERLY known as Kiva, and the repercussions of that decision. Let's take a look!

Press Conference - Anahauc

Kiva: ....*begins speaking in Lucha but then stopped* *clears throat* You all know me as Kiva, and this is the first time many have heard my voice. I once took a vow of silence until I made an impact in the world with my actions first. I'd like to think that I have done so, but I've also done things I am not proud of. I am walked a dark line one time too many, and I allowed the words of a few to alienate me from the millions that sent love my way. I know I was never truly "forgotten", at least not here in Anahauc, but I let jealousy get the better of me, even when my friend Fray Tiburon tried to set me on the right course. It's time for change. I have recommitted myself to God and to my career. To do that though, I believe I need to pay a price. I need to let the world know that this is truly a fresh start. Which is why....I'm doing this.

Kiva hesitated for a moment, before reaching up to unlace his mask. He hesitated several times before taking it off to reveal his face to the public for the first time. Long black hair and a beard were the first things you could see, as Kiva tilted his head down. He finally faced the camera.

Kiva: My name....is Javier Domingo Leos, and I will no longer wear the mask. I-

Several masked men and women suddenly rushed the stage, with one of them getting into Javier's face.

Masked Woman: NO! You can't take off the mask! You can't just DO that! You have to wear the mask!

Javier Leos: I refuse.

Masked Woman: WEAR THE MASK!

Javier Leos: I will not. Listen El Karen, I believe this is the right course of action for me. I will not judge you if you decide to wear the mask or not, but I will not be wearing the mask.

El Karen: You need to do what we're all doing! It's what's you're SUPPOSED TO DO!

Javier Leos: Who says it's what we're supposed to do?

El Karen: ....It should be the law to wear the mask!

Javier Leos: But it isn't, and if it was, I'd defy that law, because I have the right and the freedom to do so. I wish to continue my career and legacy without the mask, and I hope you can respect my decision.

El Karen: I CAN'T! SHUN HIM! SHUN THE NON-MASK WEARER! BOOOO!!!

Studio

Nerma: Well, that went off the rails. We're joined by Javier Leos now, who has just returned from Anahauc. Javier, it's nice to finally meet you.

Javier Leos: It's good to be back. I know my decision created controversy, but it's mine to make.

Nerma: You have recently made it clear that you want a shot at Grind's Neon Championship. Is that still going down this week on Neon Nights?

Javier Leos: No, it is not. That match was agreed upon between Grind and Kiva. I am no longer Kiva. I will earn my place first. I will have a match on Neon Nights, which will be my "debut". I hope to achieve success, but on my own terms, and without the mask.

Nerma: A lot of people on social media have been sending out death threats about your choice, and I mean, that's kind of messed up people. How do you feel about that?

Javier Leos: They want me dead, or they think I'm "stupid" for my actions. They've been trained to feel this way. I consider them puppets. I harbor no grudge against them though. In fact I pity them. I pity anyone who feels they have to wear the mask. We make our own decisions in life. However, the many who boo, are outnumbered by those who cheer. I have received support as well. There is light and hope in this world, but it's drowned out by a noise of negativity. The wailing, and the gnashing of teeth or those that listen to the sound, the noise. Do you hear it? It was loud for me too, until I decided it was time to make a change, and now, the sound is fading, more everyday. I pledge to be an honest, decent, and independent person, free of the noise, and of the mask.

Nerma: And for those on social media?

Javier Leos: I have deleted social media. I will focus on real human connections, and my actions in the ring. Thank you.

Nerma: Well, I think that's fantastic. Personally, I'm rooting for Javier Leos, and I wish him luck in his "debut". To be clear the people making those threats don't even seem like EBW fans. I know the EBW fan base are excited to see Javier compete.

Saturn Cafe

Benjamin and Vape were sitting at the table, waiting for their coffee.

Vape: ...So the product placement has been winding down. I'm not getting as many offers.

Benjamin: Uh-huh.

Vape: It turns out that Happy Fun Ball was like toxic or something.

Benjamin :Uh-huh.

Vape: And our investigation team hasn't had any new cases in a while.

Benjamin: Are we still doing that?

Vape: Well I just had these cards printed up.

Benjamin: Huh. Well alright then.

Vape: You alright buddy? You're looking down.

Benjamin: At the floor? Yes I am. I found a penny.

Vape: I meant sad.

Benjamin: I wouldn't say sad. More like morose.

Vape: ....So sad?

Benjamin: I just wish I could do more for Cade. I know it's bothering Dan and Jammer. It got me down too.

Vape: Don't worry. I beat some sense into Cade. You just watch me.

Benjamin: Good luck. I hope you can, and I-

Sammy the Simp: *sigh*

Benjamin: .....

Vape: Can we...uh...help you?

Sammy the Simp: Guys, I don't get it. I give that woman so much money. I love her so much. I give her all my money, and all my parent's money. They want to kick me out, but she won't let me live with her. I NEED to keep giving her money though, because I LOVE HER!

Vape: Well Sammy, you have a problem, and it's in your name. You're a SIMP.

Sammy the Simp: See? I don't even know what that means! People call me that, but I don't understand. What IS a simp?

Vape: Heh. Well, allow me to explain.

Suddenly the lights dimmed, and the jukebox began to play music as Vape pulled out a top hat.

Vape: ♫ Weeeeeell, If you're only being nice, 'cause you wanna lay the pipe, you're a simp . You're a simp. You're a simp. When you pay for all her clothes, and then she says 'thank you bro, you're a simp. You're a simp. You're a simp. You're a simp. You're a simp. No you've never been a pimp. You're a simp. You're a simp. You're a siiiiiimp! ♫

Benjamin: *looks to the camera* I don't know where he got the top hat either.

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Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the Studio, for more of our Neon Nights! I'm excited to be here tonight, because we have some big stuff for you. No seriously. Please don't turn the channel! We have stuff!

Apple Kid: We sure do. Alison Chains is making her debut tonight, and the "debut" of Javier Leos. He'll be in action against El Mago, but we know now that Fray Tiburon and the Lucha Bastards are taking an interest in this new side of the former Kiva. Let's take a look at this video they sent us!

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Fray Tiburon: Kiva, or should I say Javier Leos, you have taken quite the turn here. To some, the mask is sacred, and I know several who are not happy with your decision. However, as sacred as I find my mask, it is just a mask, and shouldn't be a symbol of oppression like you felt it was. Redemption is far more sacred to me, so I support your decision. I'm proud to see you back on the side of light, and I will defend you against the critics. Still, this IS wrestling, and I have two Luchadors here who are NOT as happy about your choice.

Dorado Mask: Rey Dorado gave me this mask. It means everything to me. My mask is what I carry into war with me, and I would give my life to honor its legacy. You have disrespected us, and I won't have it. If this is so important to you, I'm going to make you prove that.

Hex No Limit: Exactly. We wear the masks because of their importance, not to sell toys, or to look cool. Alright, not JUST to look cool. You had to know some of us wouldn't be very happy with your throwing away the mask. We'll be seeing you "Javier".

Fray Tiburon: *shurgs* What can I say? They're fired up my friend.

-

Apple Kid: Looks like the former Kiva is going to have a rocky transition. Also tonight, in fact right now, we have a few words from the EBW Women's World Champion Christina Angel. She wants to speak to Erica, so this is her chance. Let's take you to it.

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Christina Angel: HEY! Get out of my locker room!

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Apple Kid: Alright, so not now? You guys need to get your act together. I know everyone is freaking out, but keep it together. Yes, we have a big wedding on Xcite. Yes, Tess could one day be the First Lady of Eagleland. Yes, that IS horrifying. However, we got a job to do people, and The Great Eagleland Bash is RIGHT around the corner. Let's try to be PROFESSIONAL!

Tommy Dukes: Right you are. Oh by the way, I saw Muscle Girl Security lurking in the back.

Apple Kid: Really? Where are they? How's my hair? Do you think it'd be weird if I asked them to flex for me?

Tommy Dukes: "Professional".

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
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1. Tag: Saxon[o]/Novus beat Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich[x] via Flying Forearm Smash -> Pin
-A quick opener, with Saxon and Novus rekindling that spark they had in their first EBW run. Slightly older, but not much wiser, they still relied on the most basic of moves, but made them look powerful. A Flying Forearm Smash from Saxon to Sandwich delivered yet another loss to the Heat Parade.

Tommy Dukes: That's a win for TackForce! I bet Tack Angel is hyped about that. The man is in training for his title bout at the Great Eagleland Bash, but let's take you to him now, for a few words on that match, and the future of TackForce!

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Tack Angel: Listen, I do not want to lose any other friends, and I don't want to get controversial, but I really have to get something off of my chest. It's almost too much to take. Are we supposed to HATE Smash Mouth? Seriously! What is up with that? When did that start? Why is that happening? Nobody told me! I just got into a HEATED fight at the gym. It was my day with the radio, and the gym dudes were like "turn on something good", and I knew exactly what to do. I turned on "All Star" by Smash Mouth. It's a great song! He comes in hard with "SomeBODY", and it just carried on from there. Everybody lose their minds! They're yelling at me to turn it off! They threatened physical violence! I was really confused. I'm like "this track is fire. It's absolutely lit! It gives you confidence." Seriously, listen to the lyrics. They laugh at me for liking Smash Mouth, and I'm like "am I not supposed to"? I change tracks to "Walkin' on the Sun", and this douche named Rod CHUCKS a weight right at me! I'm like "dude, the lyrics are relevant. It's summer, and it's hot in here. We MIGHT AS WELL be walkin' on the sun".  It LOOKS like I'm crying at this point as I'm yelling "you don't understand! Smash Mouth has gotten me through a lot of stuff", but it's just sweat in my eyes, cause it's hot remember? I left after that, still very confused. I don't understand the world today. Next you're going to tell me that Nickelback and Puddle of Mudd are uncool right? Yeah right, like I'd buy that. What? What's that Steve? No Steve, I am NOT trying to deflect from the question about TackForce. Hey, by the way, why do you keep stealing my pants! I got a note about it! I think I wrote it to myself about Steve stealing my pants or something! Get back here!

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Tommy Dukes: That told us nothing.

Apple Kid: Really? I think that told us a lot! Do NOT let the Star Prince touch the radio on long car rides.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah....right.

Apple Kid: What was that?

Tommy Dukes: What?

Apple Kid: What did you just tuck away.

Tommy Dukes: Nothing.

Apple Kid: That looked like a Saliva CD.

Tommy Dukes: What?! You're....you're crazy Apple. Totes cray cray. Haha.

Apple Kid: Uh-huh.

2. Women's Singles: Lt. Lacy Wagner beat Alison Chains[Debut] via DQ
-A big debut for Alison Chains, known better on the circuits as Alison Wonderland. She used to be bright and colorful, but came out draped in chains, and ready to brawl against Lt. Wagner. The military girl had finally gotten her Dad to stop coming out during her matches, but she now had Arliss Michaels on the outside trying to sign her and Kimber Blaze. Distractions didn't help, but Alison Chains not willing to play by the rules actually did. A throw into the steps, an eye gouge, and trying to choke Wagner with the chains lead to a DQ finish, and a win for Wagner. Chains didn't seem to mind as she grabbed the mic.

Alison Chains: Life isn't a wonderland. It's a nightmare. Can't you hear it? It's in the air, if you listen. A call to violence and anarchy. Madness like Mad Hatter has never seen. Maybe I've taken one too many "magic shrooms" that make me feel 10 feet tall, but I get the message loud and clear. Take what you want, fight for it, break the rules if you have to. I see EBW's got a Queen of Hearts too. Her names is Erica, and I can't wait to wrap these chains around your neck. That doesn't mean I'm going to play nice "girls". Throw out Hope Mach, or Kaie, or BeShemoth, or all of them at once if you want. Whatever it takes.

Tommy Dukes: She seems nice. Does she do it for you too Apple?

Apple Kid: No...no I'm good.

Tommy Dukes: She scare you?

Apple Kid: Quite a bit yes.

Tommy Dukes: Wonderful. We're now going to take you to Christina Angel, who is ready this time right? Right. She's ready? Good. Go.

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Christina Angel: Everyone seems to be on pins and needles about Tess. What she and my "Grandpa" are doing, I want no part of. Not interested. The Angel Family has enough dysfunction for any person, so let's not heap on any more. Something that seems to be slipping through the cracks here, is that I'M the EBW Women's World Champion! After Erica saw to it that I spent time on the shelf with a broken wrist, I had trouble seeing myself get back to this. I made it. I made it, and I intend to stay right where I am. Erica, you may have gotten a title shot, and you may have all the confidence in the world, but I've learned from past mistakes. You know that. Who did I beat for this title? You. Angels and Machs hold all the gold in the Women's Division. That must REALLY be getting under the skin of Eisenritter. Heh. At the Great Eagleland Bash, let's do this again, but I think we need to keep it as fair as possible. Just between the two of us. That's why, I want the match to be a Cage Match! Looking forward to it. *attempt at a wink* *second attempt at a wink* I'm...I'm not great at winking. I can't do the Spock thing with my hands either. *sigh*

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Tommy Dukes: ...Like father like daughter?

Apple Kid: Absolutely. The ladies continue to dominate the show! We have Eve coming?! Yes! I mean...yeah...Eve and Sylvie. Apparently, she's taken Sylvie under her wing. I understand Gold isn't too happy about that. They'll be taking on the James Sisters! Exciting!

Tommy Dukes: Are you looking for your wallet?

Apple Kid: I just thought Eve might-

Tommy Dukes: No Apple! Don't simp for Eve!

Apple Kid: It's so hard not to, when I see her flex her back like that.

3. Women's Tag: Jenny James/Jessica James beat Eve/Sylvie via Count Out
-Another showcase for the James Sisters, as they roughed up Sylvie, who Eve had working most of the match, trying to toughen her up in her own way. Late in the match, the dominant and rough Jenny James clocked Eve, sending her to the outside. Her simps gathered and talked her into staying out of the ring to protect herself if they gave her enough money. After the win, the James Sisters were jumped by Muscle Girl Security.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Payback here I guess! Bev and Raza are brawling with the James Sisters, but I don't think they expected them to look excited about it. They're fighting back! Back and forth! The crowd is going wild! Here comes more security to break them apart. Security to hold back the security. Make sense of that.

4. Singles: Javier Leos beat El Mago via Leos Dive -> Pin
-The original main event of the night, saw the former Kiva, now Javier Domingo Leos, taking on El Mago. Mago pretended to shake his hand, but revealed a dove instead. It seemed heelish, but the dove is the symbol of peace, so Javier Leos was just confused. New name and no mask, but Javier still had the moves, out maneuvering El Mago, and taking him to the mat with a head scissors, before going up for the Leo Dive, formerly the Kiva Dive for the 1-2-3. 

Tommy Dukes: Well there you have it! Leos has still got it. I'd say he looked even better, like a weight off his shoulders. Wait....here comes Fray Tiburon with Valarie Dorado, and the Lucha Bastards. What do they want?

Apple Kid: You heard them earlier. What do you think?

Valarie Dorado: Javier, having grown up in a Luchador family, I too understand the importance of the masks. However, I have calmed down the Bastards, by reminding them that many Luchadors lose their masks and continue to forge a legacy for themselves. All they want now, is proof that you have conviction. Can you do that? Fray Tiburon. Dorado Mask, and Hex No Limit challenge you to a 6-Man Tag.

Javier Leos: Make no mistake, I respect their decision to wears masks, but all I ask is they respect my decision to NOT wear the mask. That being said, if you want conviction, you've got it. I'm afraid I don't have any partners tho-

Suddenly, Manu Kalani and Dirk Laramie made their way out to the ring.

Manu Kalani: As a fellow mask less high flier, I was hoping to get a chance to challenge you, out of respect of course. I'm more than happy to team with you instead.

Dirk Laramie: And I saw him coming out, and I knew I wanted an envelope at the pay window myself, so let's do this thing.

Javier Leos: Well, it appears I have my team. Shall we?

5. 6-Man Tag: Javier Leos[o]/Manu Kalani/Dirk Laramie beat Fray Tiburon/Dorado Mask[x]/Hex No Limit via Leos Dive -> Pin
-Shhh secret main event. A Lucha centric 6-Man Tag saw Leos and his makeshift team struggle against Tiburon, Dorado, and Hex. Dorado Mask botched a Doradorana on Leos, opening an opportunity, while Manu and Laramie went to the outside to hold off the other Luchadors. A Bulldog from Leos lead to another Leos Dive for Javier's second pin of the night.

Tommy Dukes: Another win for Javier Leos! Wow! I don't think Tiburon and the Bastards were ready for this team to bring it together like that. Valarie is trying to cheer them up, and get them to shake hands with Javier, and they do. A great show of support! Wait, who is that!?

A masked man with a mask on his mask jumped out of the studio crowd and attacked Leos, before escaping to the crowd on the other side yelling "wear the mask"!

Tommy Dukes: Who is that? Do we know that Luchador?! They seem to be in the mask camp, as far as Javier Leos is concerned. Well we're out of time! We'll see you on Xcite, where Tess is supposed to get married to Mayor Harley Rex. Yes, that is ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

Apple Kid: AH!

Tommy Dukes: My thoughts exactly.
 

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EBW World

Nerma: Nerma again, as we get to that moment I've been fearing since hearing about it. "The Wedding of Tess and Harley Rex" is set for Xcite. I'm not wanting to see this, and I'm sure many other aren't, especially Lady M's and Tracy to name just two. To celebrate the day, apparently NO women will be competing? It's weird. I'm not sure why Tess thinks that's a GOOD idea, but that's just me. Also, apparently w00t is getting back into action, teaming with Cadmus, and the Triple Crown World Champion. Somehow I think Mav isn't going to take this very well. He's not on good terms with w00t and Cadmus, and he's made that very clear. The Champion is trying to carve out his own legacy, and they continue to try and latch on. His GEB opponent Tack Angel WILL be on the other side of the ring though, so will he participate? I guess we'll find out. Then we'll see Tess get married and *gags* just....just show the card.

EBW: Xcite "The Wedding of Tess and Harley Rex"
Summers Rex Arena, Summers
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1. Singles: Amigo vs. Randy no Kachi
2. EBW Television #1 Contender: Bashin Dan vs. Hotlanta
3. Singles: Maurice vs. Pirate Bill
4. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Firebrand X/Subculture vs. w00t/Cadmus/Mav Valentine

A Moment with Dirk Laramie

Dirk Laramie figured finally figured out how to turn on his cell phone's video and hit record, but it took several minutes of him fidgeting before realizing that he actually had it on.

Dirk Laramie: Hey everybody, the Dirkman here, and I just want to thank everybody for the congratulations with me beating PT to become the man with the best mustache in all of wrestling, but that's not more only accomplishment lately. I'm proud to reveal that I have been given my first Carhartt work jacket! Yup, this one feels GOOD, and I'm just riding high right now! Proud to be a member of the Carhartt brotherhood of hard working guys. See, I have a side job doing landscaping, trying to make some extra dough, because being a wrestler is great and all, but I have got to get a real house and move out of my sick, by cramped panel van as soon as possible. Now, I'm not just a hot new wrestling talent, but with my Carhartt, my shades, and my trucker hat, I'm totally a real "worker" now. I never thought it'd be this cool. You want to know how it happened? I was working with this crew, and over the weekend they wanted to go to the Strip, and they were like "let's go", and I was like "no man, I'm saving my cash". So they left, unbeknownst to them, I had a plan. I spent the weekend digging up the area for the new pool. I spent $1500 on the equipment to do it. They came back and they were like "whoa, did you do all that work by yourself", and I was like "yeah I did". They were like "we've got to get this guy a Carhartt"! My brother was like "didn't you say you were saving money? You can buy your own Carhartt jacket for like $25", and I was like "this is different! I had this GIVEN to me"! You guys understand right? Right?

Crystal Heaven

Tack Angel sat at the table with a big smile of his face as he looked up towards the sky.

Tack Angel: Boobs. Man boobs are so good. They are great. So boobs. I hope they know that. The boobs I mean. How great they are. They are the best. So good. Thank you. Thank your everyone, for boobs. Thank you God, for making them. Great job. Thank you girls, for having them. Oh, I hope the ones who don't have boobs don't get upset. I love you too. We all do. Thank you team. *thumbs up* We did it. Everything is wonderful. Thank you for being boobs, boobs.

Eris Angel: Excuse me? Who the hell are you talking to?

Tack Angel: Huh? What?

Eris Angel: You in here talking to yourself about boobs? What is up with that? What's seriously wrong with you? I know I should know, but it's all very cloudy and nebulous with you.

Tack Angel: I was just....I was just....

Eris Angel: You're a weirdo. Please, release me from this family already! You all drive me crazy!

Pirate Bill: Yarr, where she be stormin' off ta in such a hurry?

Tack Angel: *sigh* She heard my daily boob mantra.

Pirate Bill: Aye sir, that be a fine mantra, but one that might scare those who don't understand the wonders of the bosom.

Tack Angel: Aye Bill. Aye. You think I should release her from her "burden"? I'm starting to get the feeling, that she doesn't want to be a part of the family.

Pirate Bill: What? Beggin' yer pardon my Prince, but that be insane! If ye love her, like you love the others, you can't ever let them go, and you best be doing yer best to hold onto em until they realize they love ye back. One way or the other.

Tack Angel: Wait, when you say it out loud like that, it's starting to sound creepy! Am I creepy?! I don't want to be creepy! Oh no, I'm panicking now! Have I been a creeper all this time!? I didn't realize! I swear I didn't-

Pirate Bill: ARRRRRG! Nay sir! Nay! You are no creeper, it's just like I am a scurvy dog, and everythin' I say tends to sound funny if you be understandin' me plight sir.

Tack Angel: Heh....your funny talking is one of the joys of my day. Don't ever stop Bill. Don't ever change. That was close. I almost had an existential break do-

Tack suddenly hit the table with his head, seemingly knocked out.

Pirate Bill: Uh....ye be alright sir? Sir?

Suddenly, Tack lifted his head up.

Tack Angel: ....I just remembered. I have work to do. Can't let these distractions get in my way. Excuse me Bill.

Pirate Bill: ...No I be certain that wasn't normal. Yarr.

Saturn Cafe

Cade picked a time he knew the Dan Club would not be around to enter the cafe. He ordered the coffee and pie and sat at the bar, watching the television. People are him spoke to him, but he ignored them, as if he couldn't hear them, and just continued sipping on his coffee. As he drank it, the picture of the television began to get a little fuzzy. He saw his father in the screen.

Dr. Yaggis: Cade! Cade, listen to me! You're hearing it aren't you? It's a negative force! It's a negative reaction, and it has been unleashed! You can't listen to it anymore! It'll get too loud! You won't be able to come back from it! Cade!

Cade: I can't hear the television. Could you turn it up?

Waitress: It's already turned up all the way hon.

Cade: ...I can't hear you either. Heh. It's about time. Forget it. Turn it off for me.

Waitress: Um....alright?

Dr. Yaggis: CADE PLEASE!

Cade: Wait. Can you see that on the television?

Waitress: You mean looney tunes?

Cade: Still can't hear you. Just nod yes or no. Do you see an unkempt old man on the screen?

Waitress: ....No?

Cade: ......

Waitress: *shakes no*

Cade: I guess I'll be leaving then. Thanks for the coffee.

Cade threw cash on the table and walked away.

A Moment with Dirk Laramie

Dirk Laramie thought he had turned off his video recording, and was instead trying to leave a video message.

Dirk Laramie: Kelsie! Turn your car around. What are you doing right now? You are ruining date night! I LOVE YOU. God, how was I supposed to know! Turn the car and come back. Storming out of here like that. Yelling at my Mom. Kelsie, what are you doing? I love you! You are hard to buy for! I brought you Resse's in a heart box. What, are they not good enough? That's a high quality chocolate! You want the expensive Dove stuff? Are you insane? I just spent $1500 on rental equipment for a pool! It's all Walgreens had left! I'm not going to go to CVS for that sort of thing. It's TOO fancy over there, and I don't have a membership card! I can't believe you, storming out of here, and peeling out like that. I have to admit, that was clutch, and I love you for it, but you got to come back! You know you love me too! I mean who puts on your lip liner everyday. You know I'm good at it, cause of my welding background! I am SORRY for the edible underwear! I got rid of them. I didn't know you wouldn't want them! They're gone! I ate them! I got a belly FULL of panties right now. Kelsie, I want to be a better fiance, and I WILL set a date. You're right, I DO spend too much time tricking out my panel van at Autozone. I'm a wrestlere Kelsie, isn't that awesome!? I could be banging rats every night with Dick Wagner, but I don't! I really don't! Oh crap, now you're going to think I do! Look, just....just call me back! I love you! There, I think I figured this out. Oh shi-

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Saturn Cafe

Mr. Face sat quietly, while Gordon Cole devoured a piece of pie.

Gordon Cole: FACE, YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS PIE! IT IS AMAZING!

Mr. Face: I'm not hungry Gordon. I'm trying to piece together all that we know so far.

Gordon Cole: I BELIEVE I CAN PIECE MOST OF IT TOGETHER, AND I WILL TELL YOU, AS SOON AS I FINISH THE NEXT PIECE!

Mr. Face: Any chance you could tell me before she brings the next piece Gordon?

Gordon Cole: IMPATIENCE IS NOT A VIRTUE FACE, BUT VERY WELL. I UNDERSTAND YOUR DESIRE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE CASE, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE YET. THE COWBOY IN MY DREAM TOLD ME THAT EVENTS ARE PLANNED AND WRITTEN OUT IN THE GRAND STORY, AND WE'RE NOT THERE YET.

Mr. Face: Right. Right. This is a "story", our lives, just being written by some "author". Makes it all sound so fake.

Gordon Cole: THAT IS NOT TRUE FACE MAN. WHAT IS REAL? EVEN IF WE ARE A DREAM INSIDE OF A DREAM, WE THINK AND FEEL ALL THE SAME. OUR LIVES HAVE VALUE AND MEANING. WE THINK, WE FEEL, WE LOVE, AND WE HATE, BUT CURRENTLY I BELIEVE THAT HATE IS THE PROBLEM. THE SOUND FACE. THE CONCEPT OF NEGATIVITY, IF IT FLOODS THE AUTHOR, THEN IT FLOODS THE STORY. THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL, BUT LET'S SAY AN AUTHOR WAS WRITING OUR STORY, AND THE WORLD AROUND HIM BEGAN TO DRAG HIM TO HIS BREAKING POINT. WOULD THAT NOT BECOME A PART OF THE STORY, ALMOST LIKE AN INFECTION?

Mr. Face: I wanted to say "makes sense" right there, but none of this ever does. I have reports of a place called the "Sanctum" and reports of "Meta-Beings",  and then you tell me that an "author" is behind it all, and because he's having a bad day, it impacts our lives?

Gordon Cole: THEORETICALLY.

Mr. Face: Right. Theoretically.

Gordon Cole: THIS COULD ALL BE BULLSHIT FACE, BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE NOT. I THINK THIS "SANCTUM" OF YOURS COULD BE THE CREATIVE ZEITGEIST OF THE AUTHOR, AND THESE "META-BEINGS" YOU HAVE THEM CLASSIFIED AS, COULD BE THE BETTER ANGELS AND DEVILS INSIDE OF THE AUTHOR'S CONSCIENCE.

Mr. Face: But what does this all mean? What does it change, and what can we do about it?

Gordon Cole: HONESTLY, IT CHANGES NOTHING MY GOOD FRIEND. LIFE IS LIFE AS IT WAS BEFORE THIS CONVERSATION, AND IT WILL BE THE SAME AFTER. THIS PIE WILL STILL BE DELICIOUS. I SAY RELAX, ENJOY SOME PIE, AND LET'S MONITOR EVENTS UNTIL WE GET MORE INFORMATION. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

Mr. Face: ...Yeah, I think I will have some of that pie. Meanwhile, we can at least try to figure out what to do with Mach in the hospital.

Gordon Cole: ANOTHER PIECE OF PIE OVER HERE AND A TALL GLASS OF WATER PLEASE!

One seat over Bashin Dan and Vape were sitting silently.

Vape: ....So you heard all of that right?

Bashin Dan: How could I not?

Vape: Crazy right?

Bashin Dan: I don't man. I've seen some things. I battled a Pirate King for the fate of a world once.

Vape: Oh yeah? Sounds interesting.

Bashin Dan: Yeah, it was real good....to take part in. I mean if you were watching it, it'd probably be good too.

Vape: Right.

Bashin Dan: .....

Vape: .....

Bashin Dan: ....Check please!

Battle Spirits Dojo

Dan walked into the Dojo, thinking about what he heard at the cafe, but then immediately moving on to think about his next card deck. That's when he saw the James Sisters in the Dojo. Jessica James was seemingly having an awkward talk with Hope, while Jenny James stood and watched Jammer do pull ups.

Jenny James: Hehe....you got nice arms.

Jammer: Uh...thank you? 21-22-23-24.

Jenny James: You like working up a sweat? So do I.

Jammer: Oh yeah?! 25-26-27-28-uh...where was I?

Jenny James: You must have a lot of stamina to be able to "perform" like you do. You'd need a lot of stamina for me.

Jammer: Huh?! What Jenny? What?

Dan slowly side stepped that conversation to approach Hope and Jessica.

Jessica James: I just want you to know that I never forgot about you, and it's never too late.

Hope Mach: It is Jessica. I appreciate how you feel, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but-

Jessica James: My feelings? You ain't gotta worry about that Hope. The James Sisters are as tough as they come. You must really be head over heels for this "Dangerous Player" huh?

Hope Mach: Yeah...yeah I really am.

Dan blushed as he swooped behind a punching bag, not wanting to interrupt the conversation, especially not now.

Jessica James: Have you....

Hope Mach: *blush* No, and that's part of his charm. We just like being with each other. He's one of the few bright spots in a crazy world, and I won't do anything to ruin that by rushing things.

Jessica James: Cute....real cute. Well Hope, in the ring all bets are off, but outside of it, I hope we can be friends. I saw your motorcycle outside, so maybe we can ride together sometime.

Hope Mach: I'd like that Jessica. I've always admired you. I never stopped. You were good to me when I couldn't hear, and felt very much alone. I'll always appreciate it. However, I am-

Jessica James: I get it Hope. You're a switch hitter. Hell, so am I. I see that cowering knight guy over there, and I'm thinking about seeing what he's all about.

Benjamin: Ah!

Hope Mach: Heh, yeah that sounds like you.

Jessica James walked away, and Hope noticed Dan behind the punching bag.

Hope Mach: You know, I can see your legs right?

Bashin Dan: Huh? Oh hey Hope! I was just- I was just-

Hope Mach: It's alright. I understand you're probably a little confused by that conversation. We have a history together.

Bashin Dan: I see.

Hope Mach: But, she's my past. You're my present, and I hope my future.

Bashin Dan: I see!

Hope Mach: Heh.

Bashin Dan: I don't know about all that stuff with you and Jessica, it doesn't make much sense to me. All I know is you are you, and I want to be with you. And-WAIT!

Hope Mach: Whoa! What?

Bashin Dan: I just remembered. I had something important to tell you. It didn't hit me until just now.

Hope Mach: Well alright, what is it?

Bashin Dan: I was hearing this weird conversation between that Mr. Face guy, and some loud old guy. I was too busy listening to the loud old guy, but I barely heard something that Face said. I think he knows where Trevor is.

Hope Mach: ....We got to find him. I'll drive!

Jammer: Can I come too? She's really freaking me out over there!

A Moment with Dirk Laramie

Dirk Laramie: Hey dudes, to anyone who has ever had my back, I gotta be true with myself on this or whatever. This is hard to say, but...I have to be me. Me is clutch, and I know that. So, I wanted to tell everyone, that my whole life has been one big act. This is the real me, and the real me is revealing....that I have never bonged a beer. I know that might shock people, and I thought I might make private calls, but I'm not gonna do that anymore. This is who I am. I'm me, and I've never bonged a beer. I know it's hard to hear, because it's hard to say, but it's going to be easier for me to LIVE. My Dad is disappointed, and my brother cried, but I got to live my life. I know people have seen me for years and thought, yeah he bongs a beer, and he's awesome, but it's simply not the case. "He's got a camo trucker hat, shades, and a carhartt. You know that dude bongs beers." Nope, I don't. I never have. I'm afraid of it. I don't think it's for me. I've got a weird thing about drowning. One time, I was at a party, and they were like want me to bong some beer, and I had to come up with SO MANY excuses not to! I had to piss my pants on purpose to get out of the situation! Kelsie, my fiance, she is SO SHOCKED by this. She's shook guys. She's real shook. I'm sleeping in the panel van tonight, I can tell you that, along with all my landscaping equipment. At least it doesn't judge me. Wow, it feels really good to get this off my chest.