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12/06/2019 1:13 pm  #81


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Versus next show announced! Big changes coming to Versus! Going head to head with New Year Rising! Jacie family rumor!

Mr. Pirkle held a conference call today from his new office in EBW Tower. While we don't have any footage of the conference we have a recap of several big topics that were raised.

-Versus under Mr. Pirkle will now be looking to compete with the EBW main brand in an attempt to raise the overall quality of both shows. "Competition equals Quality" is what Mr. Pirkle was quoted as saying.

-Versus Presents: Fight! 2 will be going head to head with the EBW main brand. Part of this comes from Trevor Mach's desire to show the fight world that "Maximum Soul Style" can compete with the main brand. Both shows are already being heavily hyped on television as the "Battle Within".

-Mr. Pirkle wants to open up Versus to alternate styles of fighting such as a pro wrestling that heavily relies on the principles of Maximum Soul Style. This might be seen at the next show.

-Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach is the first wrestler on the EBW roster to make his intentions known that he plans on competing at Fight! 2 and will be opting out of New Year Rising 2010.

-A representative from the world famous Jacie family will be appearing on the show to make an important announcement.


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Mr. Poochyfud: Boys.....I am......VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!

Sal Paradise: As if that wasn't obvious before.

Jamie: Actually, I think this is one of those rare times when we shouldn't say anything.

Sal Paradise: ....K

Mr. Poochyfud: I put TUE 3 in your hands and you run this franchise into the ground.....INTO THE GROUND! Granted, putting the FTW rejects on the show was my idea....I'M STILL BLAMING YOU! Well....I'm a smart businessman....I know when to cut my losses. I sold this building so it can be scraped and turned into a parking lot. I've cancelled the TUE 3 Finale Show that had abysmal ticket sales, and I'm forcing you to not only end TUE 3 today, but also....you're going to have the singles match that I promised the fans....at New Year Rising!

Jamie OD: What?!

Sal Paradise: Awww...that's some bullshit man.

Mr. Poochyfud: WHAT WAS THAT?!?! I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR THE UNEMPLOYED MAN!

Sal Paradise: I MEAN.....very well sir.....

Mr. Poochyfud: That's what I want to hear. You REALLY don't want to F*** with the Pooch right now!

Jamie OD: Sir, how can we possibly end TUE 3 today? All the guys are still living here and we have a few matches still.

Mr. Poochyfud: You better find a way! See those construction guys behind you?

Sal Paradise: I thought they were interior decorators.

Mr. Poocfyfud: Yeah.....they are taking this building apart.....TODAY. I suggest you hurry gentlemen!

Sal Paradise: AH!

Jamie OD: OI! We better get started then!

Narrator: And so the coaches of TUE 3 got the fighters together in the living room for one last meeting. Hopefully this is the last time I have to take part in this shit.

Sal Paradise: Alright, guys we have to make this short and sweet.

Ultimo Tiger: The LOL Champion demands to be told what the loud noise is outside!

Sal Paradise: IGNORE IT!!!

Jamie OD: Bad news.....you have to pack up your stuff and get out of here.....NOW! Good news.....we're going to detirmine the TUE winner today.

Punch: HUZZAH!!! I r finally gettinz EBW job roflmao!

WMP78: THE NOISE IN MY HEAD IT WON'T STOP!

Chicken Man: Ummm....that noise is real....and it's getting closer.

Sal Paradise: I SAID IGNORE IT!

Jamie OD: First, we will have Ultimo and Punchy duke it out, then we'll have the remaining matches in the tournament. By the days end we will have a TUE 3 Winner! Sound awesome? GREAT LET'S GO!

Sal Paradise: GO! GO! GO!

Chicken Man: What is that noi....



Narrator: The matches were set and the TUE fighters had to quickly pack their stuff as the building came down around them. Mr. Poochyfud was really pushing Sal and Jamie to get this over with. 30 minutes later the wannabes were at EBW Tower prepared to do battle. The first match was a grudge match stemming from an FTW fight where Punchy somehow cost Ultimo Tiger his job by winning the match between them.

The tension between these two has been mounting for months upon months. A rematch was inevitable, it was just a shame that no one really cared about it. Well the bell rang the coaches weren't expecting much....and they weren't disappointed. Punchy did his normal prancing around the ring, but Ultimo simply punted him into a corner before rolling him up for the pin!



Sal Paradise: Wow......I was expecting......no actually that's about right.

Jamie OD: Well congratulation Ultimo Tiger. You are not only thhe LOL Champion, but you are now moving to the next round of the tournament!

Ultimo Tiger: HA! Screw that noise! I am the best fighter in the world! I finally avenged my biggest loss! Why do I care about winning the damn tournament?! I alread have this belt, which is a one way ticket into EBW! Screw you guys, I'm out of here!

Sal Paradise: .....

Jamie OD: .....

Chicken Man: .....

WMP78: ......

Lobsterman: .....AH!......

Sal Paradise: Ok....now I wasn't expecting that.

Jamie OD: Huh....soooo....what do we do?

Sal Paradise: ...3-Way Finals match?

Jamie OD: Love it! Chicken Man, WMP78, and Lobsterman! You will now be competing in a 3-Way Final to detirmine who becomes the TUE 3 Winner! This is the important match for all the marbles! I hope my two wannabes don't let me down!

Sal Paradise: Ok Chicken Man, you know I have always believed in you right?

Chicken Man: ....You have literally NEVER believed in me.

Sal Paradise: Oh....well I believe in you now. Trust me, I'm the crafty veteran compared to you rookie. I can see your potential.

Chicken Man: .....I was in EBW way before you were.

Sal Paradise: You know what?! Do you want to win this super important match or not?!

Chicken Man: The importance of this match has but been removed.....this is the worst season of this show ever....but I want my job back with EBW so let's do this.

It was now time for the finals of TUE 3. The winner would go on to become a regular member of the EBW roster and would finally be earning a paycheck again! Once again Chicken Man showed that he was a competent wrestler, but that wasn't difficult due to WMP78 and Lobsterman going into epileptic seizures. Chicken Man won the "big?" "upset?" victory by pinning Lobsterman after a Spinning Chickenwing Neckbreaker. Chicken Man wins the match, wins TUE 3, and will be EBW bound!

Sal Paradise: Yeah! I always knew Chicken Man could do it!

Jamie OD: Did you really?

Sal Paradise: .....no....but don't tell him that!

Chicken Man: FINALLY! I can work again!

Jamie OD: Well I'm glad we got that over with.

Sal Paradise: Yeah....this whole thing was just a big ordeal.

Jamie OD: Yeah....it's just ashame that I'm going to have to beat you at New Year Rising.

Sal Paradise: Ha! Jamie....you silly soccer hooligan! That's exactly what I was thinking about you.

Jamie OD: Sal, you sassy man about town. It is I who will do the beating.

Sal Paradise: I think not brother.

Jamie OD: I think so.

Sal Paradise: I think not.

Jamie OD: I think so.

Sal Paradise: I think no....

Mr. Poochyfud: Look I don't care who beats who! Either way it is money in my pocket! Now all of you.....get the f*** out!

Narrator: And so another TUE comes to a close and hopefully it will never....EVER come back.



1. TUE 3 Round 1 Match
Ultimo Tiger beat Punch (0:07) with a Punt.
2. TUE 3-Way Final
Chicken Man beat Lobsterman and WMP78 (5:12) with a Spinning Chickenwing Neckbreaker on Lobsterman.

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Stacked Lineups Announced!

EBW.com has received alot of big news today concerning the upcoming big shows. First, we received the entire card for the last X-perience before the PPV, and it's a doozy. TUE contestants Chicken Man and Ultimo Tiger get their EBW careers started immediately, as they are being added into the first match which originally was scheduled to be Generator and Bolshoi against CP Munk and Dave Larmore. Chicken Man will be joining the flashy EBW/SURGE team while Ultimo Tiger will be on Perfection's side. Has the cocky Tiger become the newest member of the dominant faction? Then we will see the Hardcore Hero Tournament Final. Maelstrom's Dynamic Dougie will be facing the maniacal Slayer from BO*OM. The special rules for this final are First Blood, and former champion Hotlanta will be serving as the special referee. It's a hardcore match where a bloodbath is a bad thing, so strategy will have to be used. The third match will be a 3-Team CXJ Battle featuring Maelstrom's CXJ team, CXJ Champion Moz and The Lovekick Connection, and P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish. They will be joined by a mystery partner. The fourth match will see two sides who are all facing off in singles matches at New Year Rising collide. These rivals have a settle to score before the PPV and this is the perfect setting to settle it. In the main event Trevor Mach will bring Maximum Soul Style to the main event when he once again faces Captain Strong in a Do or Die Battle. This will be the last singles match between them. It's an action packed show that will give the fans a taste of what to expect at New Year Rising.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Welcome to EBW!
Generator/Bolshoi/Chicken Man vs. CP Munk/Larmore/Ultimo Tiger
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Final -First Blood Battle-
Dynamic Dougie vs. Slayer[BO*OM] Special Referee: Hotlanta
3. CXJ 3-Team Tag Team Battle
Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. X/Grudge/Anguish
4. 8-Man Tag Team Battle
Little Mac/Ness/Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. w00t/Reno/Swift/Maurice
5. Do or Die Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE
Trevor Mach(c) vs. Captain Strong

Then we go into a head-to-head clash between EBW and Versus, as on one night we will see two PPVs in direct competition. First, we look at New Year Rising 2010, which has shaped up to be a solid opening PPV for the company. The show will kick off with an exciting CXJ 3-Way featuring Bolshoi and the two TUE participants. Then Sal and Jamie will be forced to face off in a special singles battle following the conclusion of TUE 3. Given and Taken have recently beated two sets of tag champions, and were able to pick which team they would face at the PPV. It's no surprise that they picked Grudge and Anguish. The P+P Co-Op Championship will be on the line. The second title match of the show features CXJ Champion Moz attempting to make his second defense of the title against Maelstrom's young hope Picky Minch. Can WAR Picky finally regain gold after years without? Following that title match we have four special singles matches with pride, dignity, power, and titles on the line. First, Kinniku Mike and Swift finally have a one-on-one encounter to see who the true brawler of EBW is. Then, in a surprise twist, Master Lu has demanded that Reno lace up his boots to take on Ness. Then we have the much anticipated Royal Crown showdown between champion Amigo and his rival Maurice. Another title bout follows, when fan favorite and Hardcore Hero Champion Tack Angel will take on the winner of the Hardcore Hero Tournament. In the main event we finally have the one-on-one Global World Championship match between w00t and Little Mac. It's a stacked show to welcome in 2010.



EBW: New Year Rising 2010
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. 3-Way CXJ Battle
Bolshoi vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger
2. Special CXJ Battle
Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD
3. P+P Co-Op Championship Battle
Grudge/Anguish(c) vs. Given/Taken
4. EBW CXJ Championship Battle
Moz(c) vs. Picky Minch
5. Special Singles Battle SURGE vs. Perfection
Kinniku Mike vs. Swift
6. Special Singles Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Ness vs. Reno
7. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle
Amigo(c) vs. Maurice
8. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship
Tack Angel(c) vs. x
9. Global World Championship
w00t(c) vs. Little Mac

Versus will be competing with a stacked show of its own with Fight! 2 in the Eagleland Big Battle Dome. The show will kick off with a special wrestling match between rivals Generator and Vs CXJ Champion Dave Larmore. Special rules will be involved to utilize the Maximum Soul Style. Jon Frye and Kazushi Sasake now carry the Maelstrom banner offically, and will be holding those banners as they head into battle. First, Jon Frye will mix it up with Kimbo Slice, then Kazushi Sasake will be taking on Kazu Fuji. A special tag battle will follow, featuring Maelstrom's Hotlantan and Akiana taking on KYO and Danny Leung, being the team being called by some as the perfect tag team. They invade Versus on behalf of Perfection. In an F-1 vs. PIXEL battle Kid Yamato will take on Mitsuhiro Gomi. The winner will recieve the next shot against Dave Larmore. In the main event Trevor Mach will once again defend his Vs World Heavyweight Championship against the big man John Sapp. It's a big show that will defy EBW's main brand and show that hybrid reigns in the fight world.

Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight! 2
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. Special Wrestling Rules: Dave Larmore [Perfection] vs. Generator [EBW]
2. Jon Frye [Maelstrom] vs. Kimbo Slice [Free]
3. Kazushi Sasake [Maelstrom] vs. Kazu Fuji [PIXEL FC]
4. Special Wrestling Tag Team Rules: Hotlanta [Maelstrom]/Akinan [Maelstrom] vs. KYO [Perfection]/Danny Leung[Perfection]
5. Kid Yamato [F-1] vs. Mitsuhiro Gomi [PIXEL FC]
6. Vs World Heavyweight Championship: Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] vs. John Sapp [F-1]

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Earlier Today...



Mr. Poochyfud: Just what do you think you are doing?! Competing with New Year Rising?! It's the same damn company!

Mr. Pirkle: That's where you're wrong Poochyfud. Things are changing. Their is a new movement growing in strength. Versus is the brand that supports that new movement, and will allow the world to see it.

Mr. Poochyfud: That's all well and good, but why run the pay per view on the same damn night as New Year Rising?!

Mr. Pirkle: Competition raises quality. You certainly won't want to put on a bad show when you know the people might switch to Versus and tell you which brand they consider to be the "main brand".

Mr. Poochyfud: ....You're just an asshole Pirkle.....and YOU....Trevor Mach....looking so smug over there. That little tirade you went on the other day.....smashing EBW property.....spraying graffiti on the walls....that is coming out of your paycheck!

Trevor Mach: I'm shaking in my boots.

Mr. Poochyfud: You better check the attitude right now! I'm the one in charge around here don't forget that! You seem to be doing everything in your power just to piss me off! Destruction of property, causing utter chaos, and forcing a split in the roster on which show they will appear on! I have enough on my plate dealing with that damned Perfection lot and then here you come wanting a revolution. You keep this up and see what happens. That 8-sided ring was your idea remember....how would you like to see that go bye-bye? A traditional 4-sided ring for a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING COMPANY!

Trevor Mach: You do what you have to do Poochyfud....I'm going to do what I've gotta do!

Mr. Poochyfud: .....Well no....I'm not going to do that....going back to 4 sides after getting the fans used to something new....well that would be stupid. You just better watch yourself Trevor Mach! You're becoming enemy #1 around here! Even those Perfection pricks don't want to do the damage you're doing.

Trevor Mach: Enemy #1 eh? Bring it on...

Ness: Trevor....what is up with you man?!

Trevor Mach: Just having some fun man! BOOSH! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go look for Akinan.....he's not taking to the Tanooki Suit too well just yet.

Ness: But Trevor I....

Trevor Mach: Ness, do yourself a favor and stay out of my way.

Ness: You've changed man....what happened to the happy go lucky Mr. Machismo?

Trevor Mach: Heh.....I guess for now on you can just call me Mr. Killjoy.




The anticipation was rising as we headed into the final X-perience before the first pay per view of the year New Year Rising 2010. It would be in direct competition with the second Versus show. Both shows are stacked, and both are under the EBW banner, but still in direct competition. Before getting the those shows we still had a packed EBW: X-perience.

The show opened with a match welcoming the newest members of the EBW roster, Chicken Man and Ultimo Tiger. Both of the TUE contestants have made their way to the main brand after an uneventful TUE, but both have the potential to make a real impact. Chicken Man joined Generator and Bolshoi while Ultimo Tiger made it known by his association with Vs CXJ Champion Larmore and CP Munk that he was aligning himself with Perfection. This is was a rather short encounter, but both Chicken Man and Ultimo Tiger got their chances in the ring. Chicken Man is finally able to show his potential after being cleared of the stigma that ruined his first EBW run. Ultimo Tiger was cocky, arrogant, and deceptive, a perfection addition to Perfection. The main focus of the match shifted to the continuing feud between former partners Generator and Larmore, late in the match Chicken Man stepped in and actually took it to the hybrid champ. CP Munk then distracted the ref while Ultimo tossed Larmore his beer bottle. The drunken champ bashed Chicken Man in the head with the bottle before hitting his Hardcore Hangover and scoring the pinfall victory. A dirty win for Perfection and a successful debut for Ultimo Tiger. Looks like Chicken Man once again has an uphill battle to climb.



The second match featured the final match in the Hardcore Hero Tournament. The winner will go on to face Tack Angel at New Year Rising 2010 for the Hardcore Hero Championship. The first champion Hotlanta came out in the ref strips to officiate the match. His injuries have kept him from re-challenging for the belt, but he would be there to raise the hand of the man that would. In one corner it was Hotlanta's Maelstrom ally and the Maelstrom Co-Leader Dynamic Dougie. In the other corner it was symbol of ultra violence BO*OM's Slayer. This was a First Blood battle, meaning that the first fighter to shed blood would lose the match, so a different strategy would have to be used. Hotlanta's job was easy, in that all he had to do was stand back and let them brawl. He remained unbiased despite Dougie's involvement. Slayer was heavy on the weapons use, but Dougie managed to avoid the brunt of his wrath. Late in the match a well placed light tube from Dougie managed to shatter and get under Slayer's mask. The shards cut him up badly and the blood started to pour out. An evasive style helped Dougie get the win. He's moving on to take on Tack Angel at New Year Rising 2010.



We then went backstage as Perfection welcomed their newest member.



Reno: Well look who it is! Welcome to Perfection Ultimo Tiger!

Ultimo Tiger: Thank you! I deserve this!

Reno: Ha! Not an ounce of humility in this man. You've gotta love that.

Ultimo Tiger: If you ask me humility is bullocks! I'm here for the glory that a man such as myself deserves.

w00t: You've come to the right place then. Stick with us kid, you'll go places.

Reno: Speaking of new recruits, I think it's time for our next recruit to make his debut.

w00t: Ha! You actually hired that guy huh?

Reno: Of course I did. The Akatsuki rarely speak, but when the greatest tag team in EBW history demands something you damn well do it!

w00t: Sounds good to me, but with all of these hirings don't you have to trim to fat to make up for the new guys?

Reno: Indeed you do....which is why that Lucas kid can kiss his EBW career goodbye.

w00t: Ha! You're a son of a bitch Reno, but you're my kind of son of a bitch.

Reno: You've gotta love it!


The third match of the night featured a 3-Team CXJ battle full of rivalries and stories. Picky Minch is poised to get his first shot at the CXJ Championship in years while Given and Taken's successful return and move to Maelstrom has lead them to a title match against the team that replaced them. The third man on the Perfection team was truly a shock, as MASU from TUE made his EBW return. It seems Perfection decided that they would hire whoever they wanted and had no interest in who won TUE....neither did anyone else. This action packed CXJ bout had some added intrigue as the EBW Tag Team Champion Akatsuki watched from ring side. Picky and Moz were the central focus though, and Picky managed to pick up serious momentum when he cleanly pinned the champion after a German Suplex Pin. A big win for the Maelstrom youngster who is finally showing signs of momentum again. WAR Picky has returned.

After the match we cut a scene from earlier today as Little Mac was entering the arena.



Master Lu: Well well well.....look who is almost late.

Little Mac: I know I know, I got caught up in training and lost track of time.

Master Lu: Heh....you stubborn old man....you're pretty detirmined to kill yourself in that ring aren't you?

Little Mac: Old man? Speak for yourself you geezer.

Master Lu: Ha! Listen, I'm really proud of you Mac. I gave you a shot before, but you earned this one yourself and proved that you can hang with this new generation. Reminds me that you haven't needed me for years.

Little Mac: That's not true. You brought me to where I am now. Over 20 years later and I still think back on the lessons you taught me.

Master Lu: Well I hope they help you at New Year Rising....because I don't know if you can get another shot at this.

Little Mac: .....I won't need another shot....


The fourth match of the card featured 8 of the fighters that will collide in singles action at New Year Rising. Little Mac lead Ness, Royal Crown Champion Amigo, and Kinniku Mike against Global World Champion w00t, Reno, Swift, and Maurice. This was one of the longer battles of the evening, as these heated rivals clashed in a big way. The fans were mostly interested in seeing the rivals clashing with their counterparts, especially when Mac and w00t locked horns. Like usual the Perfection stable were up to their dirty tricks. Swift and Maurice were both looking to injure their opponents at New Year Rising while Reno tried to avoid any action whatsoever. w00t tried many times to cheat, but ended up eating a hard right from Mac many times. The champ was cut open and paniced. Mac was looking to deliver a KO punch, but Reno grabbed his fist and forced Mac to turn around and push Reno to the ground. When he turned around w00t delivered the WKO and grabbed the ropes as he rolled him up for the dirty pin and the win. A cheap tactic gives Perfection the momentum heading into New Year Rising.



In the main event Maelstrom Co-Leader and Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach faced off with SURGE leader Captain Strong in a Do or Die Battle. These two have had a mini feud growing in recent weeks. Trevor Mach was waged a war to bring in a new style of wresting, but instead of going after figures like Little Mac and Ness he has first targeting Captain Strong. This would be the final time that these two would collide in singles action for awhile, and the winner would make a big statement about their vision for EBW's future. This was a closer battle then then their previous encounters, and Strong took control for several minutes after delivering hard elbows. Trevor managed to absorb the blows and retaliated with hard knees. It was a true showing of Maximum Soul Style, and in the end Trevor Mach gained another big win after hitting Strong with a Macha Ye. After the match Trevor celebrated in the ring and hung a new Maelstrom banner over the ring ropes. As Captain Strong tried to get back to his feet Trevor turned around and delivered another big Macha Ye that busted Strong's forehead open. Trevor pulled out his barbedwire baseball bat and held it over his head as Ness came to the ring. He checked on Strong before trying to talk to Trevor. EBW Public Enemy #1 responded by once again bashing Ness in the head with the bat. An unexpected ending to a show leading into an unexpected head to head PPV battle...

 

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Welcome to EBW!
CP Munk/Larmore/Ultimo Tiger beat Generator/Bolshoi/Chicken Man (6:10) when Larmore hit the Hardcore Hangover on Chicken Man.
2. Hardcore Hero Tournament Final -First Blood Battle-
Dynamic Dougie beat Slayer[BO*OM] Special Referee: Hotlanta (10:29) by drawing First Blood.
3. CXJ 3-Team Tag Team Battle
Picky Minch/Given/Taken beat Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD and MASU/Grudge/Anguish (16:11) when Picky hit the German Suplex Pin on Moz.
4. 8-Man Tag Team Battle
w00t/Reno/Swift/Maurice beat Little Mac/Ness/Kinniku Mike/Amigo (18:51) when w00t hit the WKO on Little Mac.
5. Do or Die Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE
Trevor Mach(c) beat Captain Strong (12:16) with a Macha Ye.

 

12/06/2019 1:13 pm  #82


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



EBW.com Special! EBW-Versus Pay Per View Warfare Special Coverage!

It's been a crazy day for EBW! War has not only broken out in the main brand itself, but also between EBW and the Hybrid brand Versus. The big shot fired in this war occured today when Versus held their second PPV Fight! 2 at the exact same time as New Year Rising 2010. This forced EBW fans to choose one or the other. Early reports say that both shows were successful, and the two shows may have actually grown the audience and not split it as badly as earlier speculated. Now this was a special night, so it couldn't be covered like a normal show. EBW.com sent reporters to both shows and we did our best to cover all of the exciting action. The chaos began early today for the EBW brand as both Perfection and the Coalition entered the Twoson Fairgrounds at the same time.



w00t and his Perfection gang tried to get the attention of Little Mac and his group, but of all people the Hardcore Hero Champion Tack Angel was the first to get in w00t's face, and security had to come in and break things up. It was very crazy start to the day.



New Year Rising 2010 began with a video that covered the turbulent last year that EBW has gone through. It ended with the split between EBW and Versus beginning, and EBW's favorite son Trevor Mach becoming an "enemy of the state". Mr. Poochyfud came out to address the fans in a manner that seemed impromptu as the participants of the first bout were already making their way out. He thanked the fans for making the right choice in which show they ordered and promised a good show. He then addressed Trevor Mach and Mr. Pirkle, by telling them to "crash and burn".

The first bout finally got underway, as TUE participants Chicken Man and Ultimo Tiger were getting their first taste of pay per view as they took part in a 3-way battle that also involved rising rookie Bolshoi. The flashy Bolshoi took both the newcomers to task, and took advantage of the fact that they were mostly focused on each other. A solid opener with Bolshoi getting the win after hitting a Bolshoi Bomb on Chicken Man.



We moved from the brand new Twoson Fairgrounds to the Eagleland Big Battle Dome, as Versus was holding its second Fight! show. The fighters were introduced to the ring as is the custom for the hybrid shows. Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach has made headlines lately for his new erratic and destructive behavior. The champion was now sporting shorter hair and stubble, a physical change to go with his new attitude. Trevor grabbed a mic and welcomed fans to the "New Revolution". He claimed that the "Bushido Mission" was one step away from being accomplished, but he did not elaborate on what that meant. Trevor's new attitude has really caught fans off guard, but the building was full of his supporters and they let him know it. He directed his rant towards Mr. Poochyfud and his old friend Ness. He said that he respected where Mr. Poochyfud has taken EBW, but it's time for the next step. He then warned Ness to stay out of the way cause he would be looking to cause some damage. A stirring and controversial promo from the Vs Champion.



The first match on the Versus card featured rivals Generator and Vs CXJ Champion Larmore mixing it up in a Special Pro Wrestling Rules Battle. The special rules were laid out before the match. It would have a 15 minute time limit, a win would come from pinfall, submission, or even KO, and any dirty tactics would result in immediate DQ if the ref saw it or not. The heated rivals but on a solid opening match, and it was obvious their is still alot of hate between these two. Larmore was looking to brawl while Generator tried to keep it on the feet and utilized a lucha style. It was a  fun clash of styles that pushed the new time limit rule and forced a draw. This rivalry is far from over, but both fighters proved they can hang with the other.

The next two matches on both shows were in stark contrast in terms of excitement and time. On the Versus side Jon Frye of the Maelstrom stable made quick work of Kimbo Slice, knocking him out with a hard left jab. At New Year Rising we had a highly anticipated special singles bout between the two members of Lovekick Connection. As promised by Mr. Poochyfud, the two friends and TUE 3 coaches would lock up. They opened the match by playing up the crowd and pretending they were going to attack each other, but then stopped just short of connecting. The fans were eating it up, but Mr. Poochyfud was getting impatient. Just as Kimbo was eating the mat over on Fight! 2, Mr. Poochyfud was demanding that Sal and Jamie fight for real or lose their jobs. The friends were hesitant, but they finally locked up. The match itself could easily be called an early MOTY candidate. You don't normally expect such an epic encounter on the second match of the card, but these two went all out. It was just business now as Jamie took control early on with his hard kicks and strikes. Sal retaliated by taking it to the mat and trying to submit his tag team partner. The fans were loving it. It was quite shocking to see this match go into double digits, but even more surprising was the fact that this classic ended up going to a time limit draw. A 30 minute battle and it was only the second match on the card. Sal and Jamie shook hands knowing that they gave it everything they had and came out equals.



Back on the Versus show Kazushi Sasake and Kazu Fuji were putting on an epic display. Kazu Fuji had the size and power advantage, but that wasn't stopping Sasake, who showed great spirit and avoided most of Fuji's hardest strikes. It came down to a judge's decision and Kazushi Sasake picked up the win in a split decision.

As Sasake was celebrating his big win Given and Taken were taking apart Grudge and Anguish in their P+P Co-Op Championship battle at New Year Rising. Grudge and Anguish have turned into an elite tag team, but Given and Taken seem to have their numbers. In a championship battle that was much more of a brawl then you would expect from a P+P title match, Given and Taken were able to finally exact sweet revenge on their replacements and captured the win, when Anguish pinned Grudge following a Doomsday Device. Given and Taken are the new P+P Co-Op Champions. After the match Taken said that the only thing better then inflicting pain is gaining gold and gaining revenge. He then said their next goal would be to go after Brute and Misfit to become 2-Crown Champions. During the match Shadow had appeared and was watching from the ramp. Mr. Poochyfud called out security and ran him off before Given and Taken realized they were being watched.



The goofiest match in the history of the hybrid era was up next on the Versus show. Hotlanta and Akinan of Maelstrom would be taking on the "Perfect Tag Team", EBW Tag Team Champions The Akatsuki in a Special Wrestling Rules Tag Team Battle. The same rules applied from the first match. What made this goofy was that Akinan was now being forced to wear a Tanooki Suit. Not only did he look silly, but we have seen in the past that being forced to wear that suit messes with your mind. Akinan for once was all smiles, and his head was not in the game. That is until the bell rang, then he snapped into focus and brought the fight to The Akatsuki. It was hard not to laugh at Akinan's situation, but this was actually a very technical outing. Versus wants to promote a harder style of wrestling and this was definitely a good example. Hotlanta was just coming back from injury, but he held his own against his old rivals. The main problem for The Akatsuki team was KYO, who never plays by the rules. Late in the match he removed his mouth guard and tried to bite into Hotlanta's forehead. The bite is considered an illegal move so the match ended immediately in a DQ victory for the Maelstrom team.

Back at New Year Rising 2010 it was now time for the CXJ Championship Battle. Picky Minch has had a long and crazy history in EBW. Despite being one of its youngest members, Picky Minch is actually a veteran in terms of EBW experience. After a tenure with Young Gunz that lead to many excursions to P+P, Picky returned to his MMA inspired roots and joined Maelstrom. Now he would be getting a shot at the fastest rising star in CXJ division wrestling, the CXJ Champion Moz. This was another great match on a night full of surprises and exciting action. Moz can work many styles, but kept to the lucha style to counter Picky's ground based offense. Picky almost caught Moz in several close calls. A German Suplex pin attempt lead to a 2.9. WAR Picky was back and better then ever. This was a great encounter, but on a crazy night like this it's no surprise that something had to happen. As Moz was finally gaining control and setting up for his Front flip Piledriver, Shadow returned once again with a sledgehammer in hand. He bashed Moz in the head with the top of the hammer and then did the same to Picky. The ref tried to stop him, but Shadow swung the sledge at him and forced him out of the ring. He then grabbed Moz's CXJ Championship, and in a shocking move he brought the hammer down and smashed the title to pieces before running into the crowd and escaping security once again.



On the Versus show they were heavily hyping the upcoming announcement that would be made by Rodrigo Jacie as the highly anticipated Coalition vs. Perfection singles series was kicking off at New Year Rising. The first match in the series pitted Perfection's Swift against Kinniku Mike. Swift started this feud when he felt that Kinniku Mike was trying to take his spot as EBW's top brawler. This match was exactly what the fans were expecting, an exciting brawl. Big strikes and power moves set the pace. It was back and forth for a long time, but slowly but surely Mike began to gain some momentum. He whipped Swift into the ropes, and then hit a big lariat when he came back. The force of the lariat to the face busted open Swift's mouth, and he began to bleed from it. Mike followed up on the momentum by hitting his Release Dragon Suplex, but surprisingly Swift kicked out of a pin attempt. Mike waited for him to get back to his feet only to get poked in the eye, kicked in the gut, and taken to the mat with a Muscle Buster. He too kicked out of a pin attempt. This continued for several minutes. Swift's offense is brutal, and he can normally make quick work of whoever he targets, but Mike took the damage and asked for more. After several kicks to the ribs from Mike, Swift found that he could no longer pick up Mike for the Muscle Buster. In an act of desperation he pulled out a pair of brass knuckles from his pants as he had his back turned on Mike. The Samoan Slaughterhouse got just close enough to go in for his finisher, but instead ate a discus punch that busted him open and knocked him out. Swift quickly concealed the knuckles and rolled up Mike for the win. The fans booed Swift as they knew what he had just done. He was all smiles as his hand was raised in victory. He grabbed a microphone and told the fans that victory was not for them and it was not for Perfection. He said it was for him and him alone. He then addressed himself as Brawler Swift once again. A cheap win for "Brawler" Swift, but still a win.

The coalition team evened the score in the next match, as Ness made quick work of Reno. Despite the voice of Perfection pulling out every trick he could, Ness was in top form and managed to mop the floor with Reno on this night. After hitting a big dropkick that floored Reno, Ness began to toy with him, and even finished off the match by hitting the Macha Ye before pinning Reno. An obvious shot at Trevor Mach. After the match Ness grabbed a mic and told the fans that he supports real professional wrestling. He said that win was for EBW and for fans of the EBW that has been around the past 4 years. He then got the fans going with his signature chant "Pro Wrestling Forever! EBW Forever!"

Back at the Versus show we up to the hot contest between Yamato and Gomi. This strikefest would detirmine who would next challenge Larmore for the Vs CXJ Championship. Kid Yamato looked to be in great shape, and after having a rough year on the MMA circuit came back looking great tonight. The F-1 star ended up submitting Gomi with a quick Armbar. He'll be meeting Larmore for the strap at Fight! 3.

At New Year Rising it was now time for the big Royal Crown Championship grudge match. Royal Crown Champion Amigo has quickly risen to the top and proved to be the crown jewel of the SURGE stable so far. Maurice feels that he was the real prospect in SURGE, and is now getting his shot to prove it after aligning with Perfection. This match was exactly what you would expect from these two fighters. It was a hard hitting, highly athletic matchup. Amigo started strong with a shoot on Maurice and a submission attempt, but before locking it in Maurice escaped and caught Amigo in a chokehold. As he dragged him back to his feet with the hold firmly in place Amigo managed to slip out behind him and then placed Maurice in a guillotene choke. He rolled into it and brought Maurice to the ground where he held the lock for a full minute. Rude looked like he would black out, but finally managed to escape. Amigo got up first and delivered a boot to the head that sent Maurice back to the ground. Amigo ran in to hit him again, but Maurice caught his leg and used it to get back to his feet. Maurice got back to the standing game before taking Amigo to the ground and put in an ankle lock. Amigo fought out of it and both fighters got to their feet and had a staredown in the center of the ring. This quick surge of energy at the start set the pace for the whole match. A hybrid style fight that the fans really got behind. It was either man's fight, even as the match headed into double digits on time. They were both tired and beaten, but pushed on. Amigo was pulling out all the stops and really showed off his wrestling skills with his various throws and suplexes. In the end it took a new submission finisher to keep Maurice down, the Rolling Olympic Hell, a Rolling Arm-Triangle/Shoulder Hold that forced Maurice to tap out. Amigo won the match and retained his Royal Crown Championship. Maurice proved that he belongs in the title mix, but Amigo remains the ace of the New Generation.



Back on Fight! 2 Rodrigo Jacie had come out to a standing crowd. Rodrigo thanked the fans for such a warm welcome and then got right down to business. He reminded the fans that it was the Jacie family that introduced Jiu-Jitsu to Eagleland and made it popular. Making a claim that they were the ones to bring MMA over here, Rodrigo then made his big announcement: The Jacie Family is invading Versus. Rodrigo promised that his family would conquer Maximum Soul Style Hybrid Wrestling just as they had MMA. Rodrigo himself made a personal challenge to the "PIXEL Killer" Amigo who had just defended his Royal Crown Championship at New Year Rising. As the Hardcore Hero Championship match got underway at NYR, Rodrigo finished his speech by once again thanking the fans and letting them know that FIGHT! 3 will see the beginning of the Jacie invasion.

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The Hardcore Hero Championship battle was exactly what it was advertised to be...a blood bath. The no rules brawlers had "toys" to play with. namely lighttubes, barbed wire, and chairs and they were used alot. It's quite a surprise that Tack and Dougie ended up becoming the top names in this hardcore division, but it's not surprising to see them in a title bout, as they had really stepped up their games in recent months. Both had alot to fight for lately and the potential was finally shining through in a big way. while they did use weapons alot both Tack and Dougie also put on a hell of a match. the blood loss made it hard to lock in holds or get a pin, so it would ultimately go back to weapons usage. As the hardcore brawl was going down members of Perfection began to slowly creep down to the ring. While they have problems with both of these men it became obvious that they were out here to put a hit on Tack Angel for getting into w00t's face earlier in the night. Both Dougie and Tack tried to continue the match, but kept an eye outside the ring. eventually CP Munk distracted Dougie giving Swift enough time to bash Tack hard in the head with a chair. Tack didn't fall, but stumbled towards Dougie so when Mr. Dynamic turned around he thought he was being attacked. He kicked Tack in the abdomen and delivered a Dynamic DDT onto a chair. 1-2-3! Dynamic Dougie wins the match and becomes the 3rd Hardcore Hero Champion! After the match Dougie watched the replay of what happened on the big screen as he was handed his first ever singles title. He was livid when he saw what had happened. Suddenly Swift and CP Munk jumped into the ring and attacked them both. Dougie grabbed a chain and fended them off, but the damage was done. Master Lu came out to assist his chosen fighter. After Dougie chased the Perfection squad he also helped Tack to his feet. The audience erupted in a Tack chant as he regained conciousness. Dougie apologized for taking advantage, but Tack simply raised his hand in victory and began limping  to the back. He limped considerably faster when he noticed Tess had come to ring side...take that for what it's worth.



Back at Versus we at the big main event and conclusion to the show. It may be the first of the two shows to end, but it was full of excitment and great fights. Trevor Mach had his hands full against the much bigger and much stronger John Sapp on the Championship main event. Trevor had to be quite elusive in the first round, as Sapp came out full of energy and looked to end it early. The big man looked gassed late in the 2nd round though, and that is where the Vs World Heavyweight Champion began to strike. He picked away with punches and kicks before trying to shoot in. He managed to take Sapp down to his knees, but no farther. Sapp grabbed Trevor in a guillotene choke and tried to choke him out, but Trevor backed out of it and then quickly hit his Macha Ye which instantly KO'd the big man. An exciting finale to Fight! 2 and a great V2 Defense for Trevor Mach.

It was not main event time. The one match of the night running unopposed. You just knew that all eyes were on this one even over at the Big Battle Dome. w00t has held a monopoly on the Global World Championship for a year (other then a brief run for Ness). Little Mac is looking to bring the power back to EBW and prove to himself, to his enemies, and to a new generation of fans that he's still got it. w00t came to the ring with a smug look on his face. He stuck his nose up to the fans as they booed and threw garbage at him. It was obvious that he wasn't taking Little Mac seriously, but that would soon change once the bell rang. When the match began Little Mac shot out of the corner and started landing hard blows that caught the champ off guard. From there w00t had to fight for his life. Mac was bringing high energy. This was the Little Mac that put on a classic at VE3. w00t managed to get in some shots as he got more serious, but the momentum was all behind Little Mac. Late in the match he whipped w00t into a corner. He then ripped open w00t's shirt and started delivered hard chops and slaps to the chest. w00t yelled out in agony as his chest turned red and even started to bleed. He finally hit Mac with a headbutt and started getting in some strikes. Mac looked a little gassed, but w00t couldn't seem to keep him down. He finally hit his WKO, but could only get a 2 count from a pin attempt. w00t's frustration was getting the better of him. The supposed "old man" was keeping up with the "best of this or any generation". For several minutes both fighters stood toe to toe in the center of the ring exchanging blows. w00t was taking a beating from Mac's solid blows, but then he pulled out the dirty tactics and gouged Mac in the eyes. He then hit him in the gut and delivered another WKO. He rolled him up for the pin, and just as it looked like Mac was down and out he found the strength to kick out! The fans were on their feet as w00t stormed around in anger and desperation. Memebers of Perfection began to head down to the ring, but the EBW locker room and SURGE locker room poured out to keep them away from the classic going on in the ring. w00t stood behind Mac waiting to strike and hit one final WKO, but Mac saw it coming and quickly turned around to land a HUGE solid right that busted open w00t and immediately knocked him out. Mac fell to his knees, but slowly dragged himself over to w00t and rolled up for the pin. 1......2......3!!!! The fans erupted as the ref made the three count and Little Mac won the match! Little Mac had proven all the critics wrong and claimed the Global World Championship for himself and for EBW. The roster poured into the ring to congratulate their hero. Master Lu ran to the ring to personally hand Mac the championship. The two old friends were almost in tears as fireworks went off. It was truly a good night for EBW amidst warfare and controversy. Little Mac is the new Global World Champion...



EBW: New Year Rising 2010
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. 3-Way CXJ Battle
Bolshoi beat Chicken Man and Ultimo Tiger (5:10) with a Bolshoi Bomb on Chicken Man.
2. Special CXJ Battle
Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
3. P+P Co-Op Championship Battle
Given/Taken beat Grudge/Anguish(c) (11:09) with a Doomsday Device on Grudge to become the New P+P Co-Op Champions.
4. EBW CXJ Championship Battle
Moz(c) vs. Picky Minch (9:46) ended in a No Contest.
5. Special Singles Battle SURGE vs. Perfection
Swift beat Kinniku Mike (15:18) with a Discus Punch (w/ Brass Knuckles).
6. Special Singles Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Ness beat Reno (5:13) with a Macha Ye.
7. EBW Royal Crown Championship Battle
Amigo(c) beat Maurice (10:55) with the Rolling Olympic Hell.
8. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship
Dynamic Dougie beat Tack Angel(c) (9:22) with a Dynamic DDT onto a chair to become the 3rd EBW Hardcore Hero Champion.
9. Global World Championship
Little Mac beat w00t(c) (22:02) with a KO Punch to become the 5th Global World Champion!

Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight! 2
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. Special Wrestling Rules: Dave Larmore [Perfection] vs. Generator [EBW] (15:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
2. Jon Frye [Maelstrom] [R1, 0:32, Left Hook -> KO] Kimbo Slice [Free]
3. Kazushi Sasake [Maelstrom] [R3, 5:00, Split Decision] Kazu Fuji [PIXEL FC]
4. Special Wrestling Tag Team Rules: Hotlanta [Maelstrom]/Akinan [Maelstrom] beat KYO [Perfection]/Danny Leung[Perfection] (13:34) via DQ.
5. Kid Yamato [F-1] [R2, 2:24, Armbar -> Submission] Mitsuhiro Gomi [PIXEL FC]
6. Vs World Heavyweight Championship: Trevor Mach [Maelstrom] [R2, 4:55, Macha Ye -> KO] John Sapp [F-1] V2 Defense!

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Post PPV Warfare Fallout! X-cite card revealed! Partial Destiny announcements!

EBW returns to the Fourside Expo Center for another big episode of X-cite after a crazy weekend that saw the EBW and Versus brands go head to head on PPV. The numbers for both shows are very good, but the damage was done by Versus and Trevor Mach has offically been deemed Public Enemy #1 now that Little Mac has reclaimed the Global World Championship from w00t. Little Mac will be on X-cite to make a big announcement (This announcement will be elaborated on shortly). You can also bet that Perfection will be dead set on causing trouble to try and get the belt back. X-cite is full of matches dedicated to stable warfare. The first match will be a continuation of the excellent singles battle between Generator and Larmore from Fight! 2. It will be a No Rules Battle and their must be a winner. The second match will feature three CXJ teams colliding in a CXJ Table match. Moz and Picky's title match at NYR 2010 was interrupted by a disturbed Shadow, so perhaps we will hear about what is in store for these two next. We then move to the heavyweights, where new Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie, Akinan, and Hotlanta will take on "Perfect Tag Team" The Akatsuki, and their supposed new apprentice MASU. Then we'll get a special first ever singles encounter between Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach and Eivion Thanatos. That match should take Maximum Soul Style to the next level. In the main event EBW and Perfection go to war once again as Ness, Royal Crown Champion Amigo, and Kinniku Mike take on former Global World Champion w00t, Swift, and Maurice. Former Hardcore Hero Champion Tack Angel is noticeably absent from the card. We're told that Master Lu has some announcement to make regarding that. We'll hear more and see some awesome matches on the next X-cite!

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ No Rules Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Generator vs. Larmore
2. 3- Team CXJ Table Match Maelstrom vs. Perfection vs. EBW
Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. CP Munk/Grudge/Anguish vs. Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
3. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan/Hotlanta vs. KYO/Danny Leung/MASU
4. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. EBW
Trevor Mach vs. Eivion Thanatos
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Ness/Amigo/Kinniku Mike vs. w00t/Swift/Maurice



The next PPV, EBW Destiny has already been announced following last weekends competing PPVs. This PPV is notable, because not only is it the last PPV before the next Victory Explosion super show, but it is taking place at Eagleland Big Battle Dome, the venue that the Versus brand has been using. So far the only match announced is a Royal Crown Championship Battle. The reason Amigo was quickly signed to compete on this PPV is because Mr. Poochyfud realizes that Amigo is a hot item right now in Versus since the Jacie Family announced their intention to invade. Mr. Poochyfud wants to keep the venue and the star locked up so Versus will not compete with another EBW show again. Very smart tactics. The promotional poster features a smirking Trevor Mach displaying his new attitude while being label public enemy #1. Will Trevor Mach and the Malestrom faction be on hand for Destiny?

EBW: Destiny
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. Royal Crown Championship Battle
Amigo(c) vs. x

Maelstrom's Bushido Mission: Target P+P!



Maelstrom Co-Leader and Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach announced today that Maelstrom intends on carrying out it's mission of ultimate competition in Power Play Wrestling. The lucha style promotion has been a close ally for EBW, but Trevor Mach believes that a little war and chaos never hurt anything. The P+P Co-Op Champions intend on invading, but working within the system to earn an EBW CXJ Tag Team title shot. Trevor Mach intends on joining them and has challenged P+P to find him the strongest opponent. Chaos may be coming to P+P...

EBW to unveil new CXJ Belt!

After the action of the renegade Shadow, EBW is without a CXJ belt. That soon changes as a brand new CXJ title is being made for the champion Moz. The title belt should be unveiled shortly and will be seen here on EBW.com.

Rumors about the EBW Women!

Fans have been speculating on the fate of the EBW Women. They went from being apart of the roster, to breaking off to their own show, to being fired by Reno, to being brought back to the roster. They have a storied history, but now they have once again been removed from the roster. No one has been sure where they have been or what EBW had planned for them. We can now confirm that something big is coming for the EBW Women, and it will be unveiled soon.

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Earlier Today...



w00t: Ugh....Reno....I have not had a good weekend.

Reno: I know champ, but don't worry about it. We'll get you back on top in no time.

w00t: Yeah....damn....they still haven't fixed that stuff?

Reno: HEY! You heard the rightful champion! He wants that monitor replaced and that horrible graffiti removed NOW!

Swift: Look on the bright side of things w00t, I can challenge for the belt now without having to kick your ass.

w00t: Ha....you've got jokes Swift my man.

Swift: Heh.....who's joking?

w00t:.....so yeah....damn that Trevor Mach for wrecking this hallway like that. I'm just ready to get into the VIP room and relax!




Swift: WHOA!

Reno: Holy hell! The room's on fire! What's going on here?!

w00t: Damnit, it's Trevor Mach!

Reno: What the hell are you doing you psycho?!

Trevor Mach: HA HA! Kiss my perfect ass you Perfection sons of bitches! BOOSH! Peace out yall!

Reno: What the?! Did he just jump out the window?! We're on the third floor!

Swift: ....Damn.




Trevor Mach: HA HA! Weeeeee! Akinan catch meeeee!!!

Akinan: Ha! I'd be happy to sir! This REALLY is a lot of fun! HAHAHA!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Way to make an exit eh? Dougie warm up the van!

Mr. Poochyfud: What in the world is going on here? TREVOR!!!  What are you doing?!

Trevor Mach: GOING OUT MY MIND! BOOSH!




X-cite got off to a crazy start with the continued antics of Trevor Mach. Between his push to bring hybrid fighting mainstream and his recent desire to cause chaos no one is sure where he stands. That made this X-cite an unpredictable one. This X-cite also brought reason for celebration, as the legend Little Mac had finally reached his dream of climbing to the top one more time and become Global World Champion. By doing this he also finally took the belt from w00t and Perfection. A lot of other big stories came out of the night when New Year Rising and Versus: Fight! 2 went head to head. The aftershocks would be felt on X-cite.

We cut to footage of a limo approaching the Expo Center. No one was sure who was inside just yet, but they would be arriving soon. Meanwhile, the wrestlers in the first battle were already brawling before even making it to the ring. Rivals Generator and Larmore went to a draw in a modified rules wrestling match as Versus, now they would settle things in a No-Rules Battle. These two fought all over the stage before rolling down the ramp and hitting the ring. The match was off to a bloody start as Larmore grabbed Generator and slammed his face into the ring steps. Generator retaliated by picking up Larmore and racking him on the guard rail. The fans around him laughed as Larmore yelled out in pain. Generator finally helped him off the rail by clotheslining him into the fans. As the fans laughed Larmore got pissed and tried to swing at a few of them, but Generator taunted him into the ring where they continued their brawl. The battle was quite exciting, but it then go unpredictable when Shadow made his way to the ring with sledgehammer in hand. Both Generator and Larmore stopped to see what Shadow had planned. He faked hitting Larmore before turning and bashing Generator with the hammer. Larmore laughed as he pulled out a beer and swigged it before hitting the Hardcore Hangover and getting the pin. It looked like Shadow was there to assist Larmore, but after the pin Shadow bashed him with the hammer too. Security once again had to chase off the CXJ renegade.



We cut back to the limo as it arrived at the Expo Center. It was revealed that inside the limo was new Global World Champion Little Mac, along with  Master Lu. They teased a big announcement after the next match. Lu told the entire EBW roster except for the unruly lot to all come out to the ring after the next battle.

The second match was a real treat, a 3-team CXJ Tables Battle. These CXJ fighters are the heart of EBW, and they continue to find new ways and new matches to entertain. This battle featured CXJ Champion Moz (without a belt) leading Sal Paradise and Jamie OD against CP Munk, Grudge, & Anguish and Picky Minch with the new P+P Co-Op Champions Given & Taken. More extreme CXJ action followed, but on a much larger scale. The participants scattered in the ring and around the outside. Picky and Moz picked up where they left off from NYR. Shadow had interfered in their title bout, so Picky was out to prove he deserved another shot immediately. The tables came out early, and there were a lot of close calls, but this one would go on for awhile. CP Munk served to be the weak link of his team in the end, and Picky Minch managed to hit the German Suplex and put him through a table to win the match. After the bout Picky and Moz stared down in the ring. Picky motioned that he wanted another shot and Moz agreed. They sealed it with a handshake and it looks like a rematch is coming soon.

The time for the big announcement had come. Most of the EBW locker room had filled the stage and ramp to the ring. Little Mac and Master Lu were in the ring, and the champ was all smiles as the crowd chanted "MAC!" He then grabbed a microphone.

Little Mac: EBW FANS!!! The Global World Championship is yours once again! I have to tell you, it's been a long and hard road for me to get back to this point. I retrained my body and went through hell and back to get this belt. I tell you....I couldn't have done it without my close allies in the EBW roster, their youthful energy challenged me to keep up. I couldn't have done this without Master Lu, I owe the last 20 years to you Lu....you MADE ME. Last of all, I couldn't have done this without you....the EBW fans. You believed in me and I knew that I couldn't live with myself if I let you down. Now, I'm not just here to celebrate my win, I'm also here to take part in an announcement concerning the future, and what lies in store as we head into the Destiny pay per view, and then the biggest show of the year Victory Explosion 4. I'll turn it over to our Enforcer Master Lu.

Master Lu: A big hand to our new Global World Champion everyone. I'd like to keep this short so we can get right back to the action. EBW is entering a new and exciting time. A lot is going on right now and EBW is being shaped into something much different then it originally was. It is evolving into something MUCH greater. We have to look to the future with opportunity and optimism. It definitely is a time for growth and opportunity right now. New stars are born and quickly take to championship gold. Fighters are stepping up and letting us all know that they belong in the main event. One such fighter has more then proven to me that he has the potential to be the ace of EBW. That's right I said the ACE of EBW. Tack Angel....please come to the ring.


Tack Angel made his way through the sea of EBW wrestlers being closely followed by Tess. Ness did a double take and wondered why his mother was following Tack. Tack quickly joined Mac and Lu in the ring.

Master Lu: Tack, you represent the future of EBW. You've grown beyond expectations and shown your limitless potential.

Tack Angel: Really? When did this happen!

Tess: Oh don't be so modest Tack! I totally agree with Lu. You've shown enough "stamina" to convince me.

Tack Angel: Oh dear...

Little Mac: Tack, I think you might know why we called you out here. I believe that if anyone deserves a shot at greatness it is you. 20 years ago Master Lu gave me the chance to become a legend......I want to give you that chance.


At this moment the Perfection theme kicked in. Former champion w00t and Reno made their way to the ring.

Reno: Just what do you all think you are doing?! Perfection is still in charge around here. I am still in charge around  here.

Master Lu: Reno, you can think that all you want, but we're trying to make an announcement here.

w00t: Ha! What announcement? You announcing that you're throwing this...."peasant" a bone? Giving him a title shot he hasn't earned and he doesn't deserve? Oh I get it....this is because I cost him the Hardcore Hero Championship isn't it? Well I've got news for you.....I GET A REMATCH!

Master Lu: We chose Tack Angel because we believe he is the future of EBW. We know all about your rematch clause, but I think you may enjoy our announcement. It's more on an enticing offer for you w00t.

w00t: .....Go on.

Little Mac: I make this proposal w00t, if you really think that Tack is undeserving and beneath you, then I say you put the #1 Contender spot on the line against him at Destiny.

w00t: HA! Why the hell would I do that?

Little Mac: Because if you win I will surrender the title to you and NEVER challenge for it again.

w00t: .....

Master Lu: We're both placing our bets on the future. Little Mac realizes that the future has to step up and grab the brass ring. We're both willing to do what others wouldn't and give them that opportunity. You have a lot to lose, but a lot more to gain if Mac and I are wrong. What do you say?

w00t: ....Ok....ok old man....I accept your offer. Perfection will humiliate Little Mac as he bows to me and hands me back my belt. Tack Angel, you little punk....you're dead meat.

Master Lu: Tack, do you accept this offer?

Tack Angel: Revenge against w00t, a main event match up with Little Mac at Victory Explosion 4, and a shot at the greatest prize in wrestling. How could I say no. Even if I wasn't sure of myself.....but I am....I am sure that I can beat you w00t. I hear the words of two legends....I hear the cheer of the crowd......and I know deep down that I can and will beat you. I WON'T let them down.

w00t: Ha! Big words for a timid punk!

Tack Angel: Timid? Yes. Confident? Also Yes. Ready to grab that brass ring? Hell Yes! Master Lu.....Little Mac....I'm in!


So the main event of Destiny was set, with w00t and Tack Angel doing battle for the #1 contendership. A battle to determine the future of EBW.



We finally went back to the action as Maelstrom would go head-to-head with Perfection in 6-Man Tag Team action. New Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie lead former champion Hotlanta and the oddball in the Tanooki Suit Akinan against "Perfect Tag Team" Akatsuki and their new apprentice, the rookie MASU. Both teams flowed well together, and this was an exciting battle. The hatred between Hotlanta and Akatsuki continues, with Hot trying to get to them whenever he could. Akinan tried to remain focused, but often times succumbed to the suit and played up the crown gleefully. This would give KYO an opening as he removed his mouth piece to bite into Akinan, but suit actually protected him and he retaliated with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam. KYO cackled as he scrambled away following the slam. He tagged in MASU while Akinan tagged in Hotlanta. MASU showed a lot of potential in his first run with the company. This time he had adopted a moveset similar to KYO and Danny. Hot had the experience though and struck a blow to his rivals by pinning MASU following a Double Underhook Facebuster. The first big loss for the EBW Tag Team Champions in a while, but not exactly a direct loss.

The fourth match on the show was a battle that many fight fans had been anticipating since it was announced. Trevor Mach, EBW Public Enemy #1 would be taking on the Strong Style Master Eivion Thanatos in a special singles battle that was sure to be great. Trevor smirked as he stood in the ring with Eivion. They shared a handshake, but as soon as the bell rang Trevor Mach snapped into fight mode and let loose with chops and kicks. He forced Eivion into the corner and smashed his face into the turnbuckle. He slapped his chest really hard, but Eivion retaliated with chops to the chest as well. The next few minutes they continued trading hard blows. Another true example of Maximum Soul Style. Trevor tried to bust out an old school Trevorplex, but Eivion revered it and hit a suplex of his own. As Trevor tried to get up Eivion floored him with a Shining Wizard. He went for the pin, but Trevor reversed it into a pin of his own. The count got to two before Eivion reversed the pin yet again. 1-2-kickout! Both Trevor and Eivion traded blows as they tried to get back to their feet. Eivion took control for several minutes, but Trevor continued to smirk as blood began to pour out of his mouth. He finally regained momentum after absorbing some hard elbows and retaliating with a solid headbutt and a Trevorplex! 1-2-Kickout! As this classic raged on Ness appeared at ringside with a bat in hand. Trevor glanced over at his old friend, but this did little to phase him. He ended up winning the great match, but only after hitting the Macha Ye twice to keep Eivion down.  After the match Eivion and Trevor shared another handshake and a bow, showing that Trevor Mach still has some sense, but when Ness climbed into the ring he snapped again. Ness was trying to get answers from Trevor, but all Trevor did was dare him to hit him in the face with the bat. Ness's anger finally subsided and he started to walk away until Trevor blocked his path and flipped him off. Ness's anger quickly returned and he brained Trevor with the bat. He was about to swing again when Eivion blocked him and talked him down. As Ness and Eivion headed to the back Trevor laughed in a puddle of his own blood. What has happened to Trevor Mach?



It was now time for the main event, as w00t, Swift, and Maurice attempted to regain momentum against Ness, Royal Crown Champion Amigo, and Kinniku Mike. These rivals settled nothing at NYR, and continued their particular grudges. Mike was looking to get revenge on Swift for cheating to win, while Maurice was still sure that he was better then the Royal Crown Champion. It was a back and forth contest, and it could have gone either way, but in true Perfection form an outside force tipped the scale in their favor. After a month long absence, former 2-time Royal Crown Champion Rude appeared at ring side and distracted Amigo long enough for w00t to hit the WKO. He then tagged in Maurice who picked up Amigo and dropped his rival with his own German Suplex Pin. After the bell the fighting continued. The referee tried to contain Swift and Mike, but that did not go well. Ness was forced out of the ring as Maurice stood over Amigo. Suddenly, Rude entered the ring and pushed Maurice aside. The "Perfection Fist" looked on in shock as Rude grabbed up the Royal Crown Championship. Meanwhile, Tack Angel made his way down to the ring and shared a staredown with his Destiny opponent. A chaotic end to an unpredictable show...



EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ No Rules Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Larmore beat Generator (9:32) with the Hardcore Hangover.
2. 3- Team CXJ Table Match Maelstrom vs. Perfection vs. EBW
Picky Minch/Given/Taken beat CP Munk/Grudge/Anguish and Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (18:16) when Picky put CP Munk through a Table with a German Suplex.
3. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan/Hotlanta beat KYO/Danny Leung/MASU (12:56) when Hotlanta hit the Double Underhook Facebuster on MASU.
4. Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. EBW
Trevor Mach beat Eivion Thanatos (18:03) with a Macha Ye.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
w00t/Swift/Maurice beat Ness/Amigo/Kinniku Mike (14:37) when Maurice hit the German Suplex Pin on Amigo.

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EBW: X-Perience Card Revealed! Updated Destiny Card! News and Notes for the upcoming show!

EBW goes full steam ahead towards Destiny on the next X-perience. The show begins with Lucas getting his final trial match in EBW. He'll be taking on Vs CXJ Champion Larmore, and if he loses Reno has promised to personally fire him to make room for more Perfection signings. Then we get a special 4-way CXJ battle between the resurging WAR Picky, Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, and Bolshoi. Next up, EBW will be playing things P+P's way as a challenge series will begin to determine who will be taking on new champions Given and Taken. The first team to 3 points will get the shot. Lovekick Connection are finally ready to make another run at tag gold, and will be taking on former champions Grudge and Anguish in the opening bout of the series. Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie will lead Hotlanta and Akinan against The Akatsuki once again, but this time their will be No Rules. In the main event Tack Angel begins his road to Destiny by leading Royal Crown Champion Amigo, Kinniku Mike and Ness against w00t, Maurice, Swift, and the returning Rude, who is looking to make an immediate return impact. Expect to hear more from Tack, w00t, and the new Global World Champion Little Mac on their thoughts leading up to the next PPV. What will the main event of Victory Explosion 4 be? Also announced is a huge sit down discussion between Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach and EBW Owner Mr. Poochyfud. Trevor's old friend Ness will also be in attendance, so expect some heated words to fly.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Lucas Final Trial Battle
Lucas vs. Larmore
2. 4-Way CXJ Battle Maelstrom vs. EBW vs. Perfection vs. SURGE
Picky Minch vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Bolshoi
3. P+P Co-Op Championship Challenge
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Grudge/Anguish
4. No Rules 6-Man Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta/Akinan vs. KYO/Danny Leung/MASU
5. 8-Man Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Tack Angel/Ness/Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. w00t/Rude/Maurice/Swift

Added to the Destiny card so far is the CXJ rematch between Moz and Picky Minch, and of course the Tack Angel vs. w00t battle #1 Contendership Battle. It's already shaping up to be a big show.

EBW: Destiny
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. CXJ Championship Battle
Moz(c) vs. Picky Minch
2. Royal Crown Championship Battle
Amigo(c) vs. X
3. #1 Contendership Battle
Tack Angel vs. w00t

-

Earlier Today



Little Mac: Well it's official Tack, your match with w00t is on, and the road to Destiny has been laid before you.

Ness: This is your big shot man!

Tess: Hi baby!

Tack Angel: AH!

Ness: Oh hi Mom!

Tack Angel: Uhhhh....yeah thanks a lot for everything guys. I just have to know one thing Mac.....why are you doing all of this for me?

Little Mac: It's simple Tack! We have control again. Now that I'm champion it's time to do things right! It's time to give opportunities to those who have earned them, and I believe you have more then earned a shot.

Tack Angel: Yeah, that may be, but I don't' want anything given to me.

Ness: Trust me, it's not being "given" to you at all. You still have a hell of a fight ahead of you. The road to the Global World Championship is paved in blood, sweat, and tears.

Tack Angel: .....Right.

w00t: Ha! Yeah right! Like you're ever going to get a title shot Tack!

Ness: Shut your mouth w00t!

w00t: Why should I? I'm practically being handed my belt back. It is my destiny to be champion after all.

Ness: Hey yo...

Tack Angel: Listen....I'm not going to get into a war of words with you w00t. Anything I have to say to you....anything I have to prove to you....I will do it all in the ring.

Reno: Let those punks have their "hope" while it lasts. "Hope" is not something you can rely on. Oh sure you might get places by promising hope, but then once all euphoria dies down the people see that you are nothing and you have nothing to offer anyone ever!

w00t: Reno, what the hell are you talking about?

Reno: Nothing! Hey...what do you clowns want?

Akinan: HI GUYS HAHAHA!

w00t: AH! I don't know if he's scarier mad or happy.

Dynamic Dougie: I'm going to make this simple. We want a tag title shot against The Akatsuki.

KYO: ...

Reno: Is that so? Why should we give you a shot against the best tag team in wrestling today?

Dynamic Dougie: Well...for one I'm the Hardcore Hero Champion and I have no problem bashing your head in with a flaming bat.

Reno: AH!

Dynamic Dougie: Two....Hotlanta is going to be my tag team partner, and I know that both KYO and Danny would just love to step in the ring with their rival again.

Reno: Well I don't know ab...

Danny Leung: You've got it! A chance to further hurt Hotlanta? We savor the opportunity. KYO has the taste of Hotlanta's blood...and he wants more. Just remember who you are dealing with. My brother and I are The Akatsuki. We're the EBW Tag Team Champions. We're the 2009 E-1 Tag Team Winners. We're the 2009 EB Awards Best Tag Team Winners. You don't stand a chance.

Akinan: Aw come on guys! I'm sure if we sat down with a nice pitcher of lemonade we could talk this out and solve all of our problems! Aw I love life HAHA!

w00t: Dude, does that guy have the Tanooki Suit on?

Reno: He does.

w00t: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!

Still Earlier Today....but a little later



w00t: Oh man! Would you look at this?! That damn Trevor Mach. If I ever get my hands on him! Where is he anyways?

Swift: Who the hell knows man. That crazy bastard done lost his f***in mind.

w00t: I hear that!

Rude: w00t!

w00t: Well look who it is! It's Tha Perfection Playa! How are ya Rude? How was the vacation? Thanks for helping us on X-cite by the way.

Rude: SAVE IT! Yo dawg, you and me got a big problem ya feel me!?

w00t: Umm....no...I'm not really "feeling you" on this one.

Rude: First off, ya make Tha Rulebreaka take an unwanted vacation, then you give my Royal Crown title shot to the french puff over there!

Maurice: YOU WANNA CALL ME THAT AGAIN!

w00t: Whoa! Listen man! Part of the deal to bring Maurice in was a shot at Amigo. He just happened to be champion at the time.

Rude: Shut it dawg! I'm getting really tired of this! Perfection is supposed to be in control dawg. We're supposed to be the super elite. You need to get your priorities in order! I'm going to tell you this RIGHT NOW! Reno, are you listening to me brotha? I WANT AMIGO! I WANT THE ROYAL CROWN!

Swift: HA! I love discord.




The stage is set for big things to happen on the road to Destiny and then to the biggest show of the year. Tack Angel is on the path to gold, but standing in his way is a tyrant obsessed with a reclaiming what he believes is his. Meanwhile, EBW Public Enemy #1 Trevor Mach is blazing a trail of chaos while Maelstrom spreads the word of the Bushido Mission. X-perience opened up with a match mandated by Perfection rep Reno. Lucas' final trial match would take place against the Vs CXJ Champion Larmore. If Lucas were to lose to the Perfection brawler he would be forced to leave EBW. The timid rookie Lucas was overpowered early on by a surprisingly sober Larmore, who kneed him in the gut and smacked him around a bit in a show of disrespect. Larmore tossed the rookie around the ring and brawled with him the entire match. Around the 4 minute mark Larmore intentionally bumped into the ref to knock him down. Then he cussed out the fans and pulled out a beer bottle to bust over Lucas' head. Suddenly, Generator made his way out to ring side and grabbed the bottle out of Larmore's hand. Larmore turned to Generator only to get rolled up by Lucas and pinned in a surprise upset. Larmore was livid as he chased a laughing Generator into the crowd. Lucas celebrated his first win, and promised the fans that he would improve. He cited Ness as the man he hopes to be like in the near future before heading to the back.



We then cut to the back where Nerma was standing by with Master Lu and the CXJ Champion Moz.



Nerma: Nerma here, and I'm with Master Lu and CXJ Champion Moz. As we all know the renegade Shadow recently returned and destroyed the CXJ Championship belt. It is now time to debut the brand new title.

Master Lu: Moz, you've made me proud with how you have grown from sex symbol to champion. I have to apologize to you for letting Shadow destroy your old belt, but I now present to you a brand new belt worthy of a champion such as yourself.

Moz: Thanks a lot Lu! Like I have said before I never could have done this with my Lovekick brothers, and I plan on remaining champion for a long time. By the way Lu you think we can keep that maniac and his hammer away from this new belt? I mean how hard is it to keep one guy out of the building?

Master Lu: A lot harder then you would think. I mean whoever built this place had a sick sense of humor. So many entrances and exits....you know some of the doors don't go anywhere?

Moz: Odd.....well Shadow....I know you're watching right now. Whatever you want....you can get in my face and tell me. Only cowards attack from behind. I'm willing to face off with you again any time and any place. I'm out of here. Oh...one more thing. I AM STILL.......A SEX SYMBOL! Isn't that right Nerma?

Nerma: Oh! Oh my!

Moz: Exactly!


The next match up featured four representatives of the big stables as they collided in a 4-Way Battle. Picky Minch was dominant early on against Chicken Man, while Bolshoi caught Ultimo Tiger off guard with his lucha skills and speed. It was a high energy bout that showed off the competitive spirit of the CXJ Division. Even Moz made his way out to watch as his Destiny opponent kept Chicken Man grounded and almost submitted him a couple times. Ultimo Tiger played the normal Perfection tricks, which drew the ire of WAR Picky! Ultimo tried to hit him with a low blow, but Picky retaliated by straight up kicking Ultimo in the groin. The ref was busy watching Chicken Man hit the Chickenwing Neckbreaker on Bolshoi to notice, but turned around to see Picky hit the German Suplex pin and get the victory. Picky won the match and continued his momentum heading into a Destiny rematch with Moz. After the match he pulled out a P+P banner and spray painted it in black and red, the colors of Maelstrom. WAR Picky is on his way back to his second home as part of an impending Maelstrom invasion of Power Play Wrestling.

The third match featured Lovekick Connection taking on rival team Grudge and Anguish in the first of a series of matches to see who will be challenging Given and Taken for the P+P Co-Op Championship. Lovekick returned to top form in this match up. The fact that Grudge and Anguish were still hurting after their battle with the original Sons of Anarchy didn't help their case either. Late in the match Jamie hit a high kick on Grudge that busted him open badly. This opened up Sal to be able to dropkick Anguish before locking him up in a Paradise Lock and forcing him to submit. A big win for Lovekick as they try to make another run for tag team gold.

It was then time to cut to an interview session that took place earlier in the day between Trevor Mach and EBW Owner Mr. Poochyfud.



Nerma: Nerma here with...

Mr. Poochyfud: Cut the s*** Nerma! We all know who you are, who we are, and why we are here! We're here to sort some s*** out right now! Trevor Mach, you've been tearing my company apart, and it's pissing me off! I want to know to exactly what is it you are trying to accomplish.

Trevor Mach: Ha! You know what? I'm not really sure yet Poochyfud! I'm sort of working it out as I go along! HAHAHA!

Mr. Poochyfud: Why you little!

Ness: Let me try sir! Trevor, what the hell is going on man? What has gotten into you!?

Trevor Mach: You mean you can't hear it buddy? Tell me you can hear it.

Ness: Hear what?

Trevor Mach: The call...

Ness: The call?

Trevor Mach: The call to war!

Ness: Trevor, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Trevor Mach: I know you don't HAHA! That's plainly obvious my friend! Poochyfud, you know what I mean right?

Mr. Poochyfud: I....I...have no idea what you are talking about either. It sounds like you need help to me.

Trevor Mach: CRY HAVOC, AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR! I made that up.

Mr. Poochyfud: YOU DID NOT!

Ness: Trevor, please tell me what you're trying to do here?

Trevor Mach: Whatever the hell I want to Ness! I have to tear it all down! It's time for a new mission...the Bushido Mission!

Ness: That's all well and good, but you don't have to do it this way.

Trevor Mach: Oh if only you knew Ness....if only you knew. Besides, it's not all "well and good" is it?

Ness: What do you mean?

Trevor Mach: You know what I mean! "Traditional Pro Wrestling Forever"! Those are your words remember? You started this right around the time I decided to take wrestling to the next level.

Ness: .....Look...I don't have to agree with you to remain your friend Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Oh I agree, but that doesn't stop the converging paths....the path to war. I told you to stay out of my way. I was hoping that the Bushido Mission could bypass you, but you can't escape DESTINY can you Ness?

Mr. Poochyfud: Enough of your nonsense! I want to know what you want right now!

Trevor Mach: I want to burn "your" EBW down Poochyfud, but no one said I couldn't have fun in the process BOOSH!

Ness: Trevor, I can't let you do that! If you try then I will stand in your way! "His" EBW is MY EBW!

Trevor Mach: HA! I was hoping you would say that! I was hoping for a real challenge, but you have to know that your EBW and his EBW ARE NO...

Mr. Poochyfud: Shut your mouth right now Trevor Mach! You know why you are Public Enemy #1? Because you're insane! You have no idea what you are doing and that makes you dangerous! I want this taken care of once and for all. I want you and your Maelstrom renegades OUT OF EBW!

Trevor Mach: This sounds fun! What do you have in mind?

Mr. Poochyfud: Fun? FUN! What I have in mind is the end of your renegade ways Trevor Mach! Ness, I'm placing you in charge of a 4-Man Team to take on Trevor Mach and his 4-Man Team at Destiny!  I want you to humiliate Trevor and show him that his renegade vision means nothing in OUR vision of EBW.

Ness: Mr. Poochyfud........

Trevor Mach: Now THAT sounds like fun Ness! Bring your best and let's beat the hell out of each other! BOOSH!

Ness: Trevor.....you're on.


In the 4th battle of the night Maelstrom once again tangled with The Akatsuki. This time it was a No Rules battle, a stipulation that suited the participants just fine. Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie lead former champion Hotlanta and Tanooki Akinan against KYO, Danny Leung, and MASU. The Akatsuki diciple faired much better in the hardcore environment. As the weapons flew in and out of the ring, Akinan turned out being the one who struggled thanks to his Tanooki suit. Late in the match Dougie tossed him a chair to bash KYO over the head, but he could not bring himself to hit him. KYO then removed his mouth guard and tried to sink his teeth into Akinan, but the suit protected him. Akinan laughed at KYO's attempt, but not for long as he then kicked him in the gut and dropped him with the Cradle Piledriver followed by the pin and the win.

In the main event Tack Angel would take the lead in the Coalition team for the first time as they mixed it up with w00t, Rude, Maurice, and Swift. Another heated battle between rivals ensued. These multi-man tags have really shown the rising hatred between Perfection and the other EBW stables. Global World Champion Little Mac came down to ringside to watch as Tack took the initiative and brought the fight to w00t. Rude showed little ring rust when he stepped in to mix it up with Amigo. Maurice tried to blind tag himself in to get to Amigo as well, but Rude wouldn't allow it. The dissention in the Perfection team allowed Amigo to spike Rude hard with a series of German Suplexes. When he finally scrambled away Rude tagged in Swift, who pushed Amigo into a corner and stomped him repeatedly until the ref forced him to stop. He backed away, but Amigo tried to get back to his feet SWift came rushing back in and forced his foot onto the throat of the Royal Crown Champion. Amigo finally managed to escape and tagged in Mike, who still has a bone to pick with the Perfection Brawler. They traded stiff blows before Swift became overwhelmed by the young Samoan Slaughterhouse. He scrambled to his feet and gouged Mike in the eyes before tagging in w00t who quickly planted Mike with the WKO. He went for the pin, but Mike shocked w00t by quickly kicking out and pushing him off. Mike quickly got to his feet and floored w00t with a couple lariats before tagging in Ness. These two rivals fought for several minutes. As Ness was in the ring Trevor Mach made his way out to watch the action. Ness was obviously distracted by Trevor's presense and tagged in Tack Angel. The fans went crazy as Tack and w00t exchanged blows. w00t quickly found himself over whelmed by the quick hands and feet of the Pushpin Seraphim. At this point he tried to tag in Rude, but Tha Perfection Playa suddenly dropped off the side of the ring and walked up the ramp. As w00t questioned his actions Tack dropkicked both Swift and Maurice to the floor before sneaking up behind w00t. The former champ turned right into the trap and was taken down with the Standing Shiranui Kai. 1-2-3! Tack Angel got the pinfall victory on his Destiny opponent! The fans went wild as the Coalition team celebrated in the ring. Meanwhile Reno had come out to try and talk with Rude, but Tha Rulebreaka just pushed him aside and headed to the back. A big win for Tack Angel tonight. Is there dissention brewing in Perfection?

 

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Lucas Final Trial Battle
Lucas beat Larmore (4:59) with a Roll Up Pin.
2. 4-Way CXJ Battle Maelstrom vs. EBW vs. Perfection vs. SURGE
Picky Minch beat Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, and Bolshoi (10:12) with a German Suplex Pin on Ultimo Tiger.
3. P+P Co-Op Championship Challenge
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (1) beat Grudge/Anguish (15:19) when Sal submitted Anguish with the Paradise Lock.
4. No Rules 6-Man Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfection
KYO/Danny Leung/MASU beat Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta/Akinan (11:34) when KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Akinan.
5. 8-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection
Tack Angel/Ness/Kinniku Mike/Amigo beat w00t/Rude/Maurice/Swift (13:56) when Tack hit the Standing Shiranui Kai on w00t.

 

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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



X-cite Card Revealed! Updated Destiny Card!

The card for X-cite has been revealed, and one particular match has people talking. It seems that a rift is indeed forming in Perfection, as both Rude and Maurice are making a play for the Royal Crown Championship. Reno, in damage control mode, announced that this would be quickly settled in a one on one battle to determine who will be facing Amigo at Destiny. A wild card was thrown in by Master Lu, who announced that SURGE member and Royal Crown Champion Amigo would act as Special Referee for the bout. Also on the card, Generator and Larmore continue their rivalry in a 6-Man Tag Team battle also involving Bolshoi & Chicken Man on Generator's side, and Ultimo Tiger & CP Munk on Larmore's team. Lovekick Connection hope to go 2-0 in their P+P Co-Op Challenge when they take on Jeff Andonuts and Apple Kid. EBW Public Enemy #1 Trevor Mach will lead his MMA allies Kazushi Sasake and Jon Frye into battle against Captain Strong, Eivion Thanatos, and Green Destiny. Captain Strong's singles series with Trevor Mach did not go well, but he still intends on standing in the way of the Bushido Mission. Tack Angel will team up with Global World Champion Little Mac and Ness as they go to war with Perfection's w00t, Swift, and Reno. It's a solid 5 match lineup, but also expect to hear another big announcement from Little Mac that will affect Destiny in a big way.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man CXJ Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection
Generator/Bolshoi/Chicken Man vs. Larmore/Ultimo Tiger/CP Munk
2. P+P Co-Op Championship Challenge
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (1) vs. Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid
3. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. EBW
Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake/Jon Frye vs. Captain Strong/Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny
4. 6-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Tack Angel/Little Mac/Ness vs. w00t/Swift/Reno
5. Royal Crown Championship #1 Contender Battle
Rude vs. Maurice Special Referee: Amigo

The Destiny card continues to be shaped, and it's looking like a hot show. Added to the card is an EBW Tag Team Championship Battle between the champions The Akatsuki, and the challengers Hotlanta and Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie. Also added to the card is an 8-Man Elimination Tag Team Battle between Team Trevor and Team Ness. These warring friends must put everything on the line, as Trevor intends to bring chaos and Ness intends to stop him. The members of each team have yet to be announced.

EBW: Destiny
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. CXJ Championship Battle
Moz(c) vs. Picky Minch
2. EBW Tag Team Championship Battle
KYO/Danny Leung(c) vs. Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta
3. Royal Crown Championship Battle
Amigo(c) vs. X
4. 8-Man Elimination Tag Team Battle Team Trevor vs. Team Ness
Ness/x/x/x vs. Trevor Mach/x/x/x
5. #1 Contendership Battle
Tack Angel vs. w00t

-



Earlier Today at the EBW Tower Headquarters.....



Mr. Poochyfud: M's, what the hell is going on here?! Did you vandalize the headquarters?!

Lady M's: Well here's the evidence, fat idiot.


M's now show Poochyfud a can of purple spray paint and drops it on the ground. M's then tells Poochyfud.....

Lady M's: Now you tell me if I did this.

Mr. Poochyfud: YOU DID!! WHY WOULD DO THAT?! Did you crazy significant other tell you to do this?!

Lady M's: Significant other? Doesn't ring a bell.

Mr. Poochyfud: Don't play dumb with me, M's. You know how Trevor Mach has been acting lately.

Lady M's: Not really. I haven't been paying attention to the shows, cause I never have a reason to anymore. And as a matter of fact, I could care less at this point, cause me and him go to the beat of our own drums now, and have bigger and more important matters to handle nowadays.

Mr. Poochyfud: I say you do. Cause this vandalism is coming out of your paycheck.

Lady M's: Now where have I heard that before? Doesn't matter though, cause you don't scare me at all.

Mr. Poochyfud: Is that so, you sound just Trevor Mach! And like him, you need to check that attitude at the door, otherwise u might not have a job anymore.

Lady M's: Seeing that I or the other women pretty much don't have one to begin with, all I can say is....Don't sing it....bring it, fat boy.

Mr. Poochyfud. What was that?!

Lady M's: Maybe you didn't hear me. I said DON'T SING IT.....BRING IT, YOU FAT BASTARD!

Mr. Poochyfud: What is your problem M's!

Lady M's: My problem. That fat man wants to know MY problem! That's really funny, cause time I checked, you didn't care about me or my problems. All you care is about yourself and YOUR EBW! Well let me tell you something......YOUR EBW FUCKING SUCKS!!

Mr: Poochyfud. How dare you say that! How dare y.....

Lady M's: SHUT UP! I am not finished talking! To answer your questions early. Yes I know who Trevor Mach is and yes he did inspire me to do this!

Mr. Poochyfud: I knew it. I.....

Lady M's: I said SHUT UP! Now as I was saying....He did inspire me to do this, cause I was listening to him ramble on and on like an insane maniac. Though he's not that insane to me. But then he said something and he's right. He's really fucking right. IT'S TIME!

Mr. Poochyfud: Time?! Time for what?!

Lady M's: TIME FOR WAR! TIME FOR A REVOLUTION! AND THAT REVOLUTION STARTED RIGHT NOW!! Right here in fact, with these messages I spraypainted on your walls in purple paint! Did you even read them, fat boy. Or did u just look at them and hyperventilate as you always do!

Mr. Poochyfud: Ummm, no I didn't actually.

Lady M's: Well read them!


Mr. Poochyfud now reads the messages on the walls and says them outloud in confusion....

Mr. Poochyfud: War? Pigs? WAR PIGS?! What the hell does "War Pigs" mean?! Goddamnit M's! You really are just as crazy as Trevor!

Lady M's: No I am not. And yes....War Pigs! Or A War Againist Pigs! Pigs, namely the men of EBW!

Mr. Poochyfud: You think we are all pigs! PIGS!

Lady M's: That's right, pigs! OINK! OINK! OINK! Cause like Trevor, I have a passion that burns inside me too. But unlike him, it is not his stupid fucking Bushido Mission. I could care less about that. What I care about is wrestling. Women's Wrestling, to be more exact. You see, this is A WAR OF SUFFRAGE! And what you have reapeatedly taken away from me and my fellow EBW Women's stars, I will take it all back!

Mr. Poochyfud: The only thing you are gonna take is a pink slip after I fire you!

Lady M's: Only after you take this....*Gives Mr. Poochyfud the finger*....and SHOVE IT HARD UP YOUR FAT ASS!



Mr. Poochyfud: How dare you?! And look at all this....shit on my walls!


Mr. Poochyfud turns around and looks around the room at the graffiti. M's then tells him.....

Lady M's: Ahhhhhh, don't turn around. Your curly pink tail is showing!

Mr. Poochyfud quickly turns in anger and yells at M's....

Mr. Poochyfud: THAT'S DOES IT! YOU'RE FIRED, M'S!! YOU HEAR ME?! FIRED!!

Tess: Ummmm, no she isn't Poochyfud.

Mr. Poochyfud: TESS?! How long have you been standing there?

Tess: Oh, a few minutes. Being trying to get your attention, but you continued to ignore me, like you do all the women in YOUR company.

Mr. Poochyfud: Don't you start too. Now what do mean, M's isn't fired?!

Tess: Well she can't be, as she technically no longer works for you.

Mr. Poochyfud: WHAT?!

Tess: Let me explain. I sold my stock and with it, EBW Women's to another person. A person who hates you very much. As much as me and M's do.

Mr. Poochyfud: How can this be?! I didn't sign that sale agreement at all.

Tess: I know. Reno did.


Mr. Poochyfud now turns all red in the face and can control his anger anymore, and yells out....

Mr. Poochyfud: RENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tess: Yep, that guy. He can forge your signature really well too. So as of this moment, EBW Women's is no longer your property and everything that goes with it. No hard feelings I hope. It's just business.

Mr. Poochyfud: Yeah, business is business. M's, seeing how I CAN'T fire you now, I will be the bigger man.

Lady M's: You already are, Poochyfud, you already are!

Mr. Poochyfud: AS I WAS SAYING.....I will be the bigger man and shake your hand and wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

Lady M's: Okay, I can handle that. I'll shake on it, and put this behind us. Water under the bridge. Let's end this relationship on the right foot.


M's and Mr. Poochyfud now shakes as Tess looks on smiling. M's now comes into close and yells at Poochyfud.....

Lady M's: NOT!!

Mr. Poochyfud: WHAT?! OH........SHIT!


M's now picks up Poochyfud onto her shoulders, stands there for a moment, then lays him out with the Go To Sleep! M's now kneels down besides the unconscious Poochyfud and tells him.....

Lady M's: Oh, and by the way, I will never ever forget!

M's now begins to leave with Tess, and Tess tells her....

Tess: Subtle, M's, very subtle.

Lady M's: Awww, come on Tess. You know how I like to stick it to The Man.....The FAT Man.

Tess: I know. And I guess that bridge is officially burned now.

Lady M's: To the fucking ground, Tess, to the fucking ground!


The scene then fades out to a close.

What is in store for EBW Women's future, now that company as been sold to a mysterious new owner. Hopefully we will find out in the very near future! Stay tuned to find out!

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Early today at the Fourside Expo Center....



Tess: Greetings EBW Women's fans, Tess here with the Lady M's, but you all already know that. What you don't is we are here at the Expo Center in Fourside, to make a very important announcement which will decide the fate and future of EBW Women's.

Lady M's: That's right Tess, and I must say I like the new future, as it's alot bigger, brighter, and above all else, brighter than anything the ignorant fat pig, Mr. Poochyfud, has ever done for the women of EBW.

Tess: I couldn't agree more with you, M's. But why give away anything ourselves, when the new owner of EBW Women's would love to speak right hear and now, and make it himself. So without further adue, HERE HE IS!


The screen behind both Tess and M's now comes on and reveals a shadowy figure stand in an unknown room at an unknown location. He now begins to speak in a distorted voice....



???: Hello EBW Women's fans, u don't know me, but I know each and everyone of you. You are all loyal fans of women's wrestling, who sick and tired of the treatment of EBW Women's by EBW mismanagement. Well I have heard your pleas and your calls and answered them. That is why I bought out EBW Women's and all it's stock. And with it, I plan to recreate and reshape EBW Women's into what Lady M's said earlier. A Bigger, Better, above all else, Brighter company. That's right I said company, not brand, cause as of this moment, EBW Women's is NO MORE! This is only step one of the rebirth of women's wrestling. Where Ebw Women's once stood, will be new company, that stands for what women's wrestling is all about....total nonstop sports entertainment and athletic competition. And now as my first official act of new era, allow me to reveal the new company's name and logo......



???: Women of EarthBound Wrestling or WEB for short. And some of you may call know me as the "Reclusive Man", but I've also been called "Mr. Spider". Fitting I know, as I am some what of an isolationist and the architect of the WEB's future. I am the one holding all the keys to the gates of the forbidden kingdom's proverbial promise land. That promise land is WEB!! So I bid you all welcome to the new era and I hope you stay tuned for the exciting new future that is to come...very very SOON!

The scene then faded out to a close.

Stay turned for the first major announcement of the WEB era of women's wrestling!

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Tack Angel: EBW has been a crazy place for me lately! I've somehow found myself thrust into the main event spotlight, and I have a chance to face the champ at the biggest show of the year....as long as I can defeat w00t. Oh, I also found a coupon for a buck off at Awesome Burger....but that's another story for another time.....actually that's the whole story right there....so moving on then. Late the other night I was called up to the top of EBW Tower. I didn't know who it was. I was just left with a note that said "Come alone and bring handcuffs. I was utterly terrified of who it MIGHT be, but I was silly enough to go check anyways.



Tess: Well hello Tack!

Tack Angel: Aw Damnit! I knew it was going to be you!

Tess: Well, you must have wanted to see me then since you showed up anyways.

Tack Angel: No...I'm just a big sucker.

Tess: Awww I wouldn't say that, after all a big sucker wouldn't be in the Destiny main event.

Tack Angel: Ok, as much as I love this horrifically embarrassing reminder of past "misdeeds", I REALLY have to get going.

Tess: I wouldn't go anywhere just yet Tack....we need to talk.

Tack Angel: Oh hell....

Tess: As you must know by now, the women of EBW have begun an exodus. We're becoming WEB.

Tack Angel: I did hear that! Did you need me to help you pack mam?

Tess: Hahaha oh heavens no....well not yet anyways. The point is, despite this happening I still plan on "hanging around" a bit to watch your progress. Let's just say I have an "investment" in you.

Tack Angel: Is that so?

Tess: Indeed it is my little Tackykins!

Tack Angel: "Tackykins"?!

Tess: The point is.....you're rising very quickly in this sport. You're going to need someone to guide you. I think I will be that person.

Tack Angel: Well thank you for the offer, but due to reasons we both know about I don't think that would be a good idea. Hey....what's up with that weird distortion in the sky?

Tess: Don't worry about some distortion. You're getting of track here. Don't you see...it's that very reason you mentioned that you will do as I say. If I want you to be my puppet....my whipping boy....my sex slave...you will do just that! If you don't, then Ness will have to be told about a deep.....dark....secret.

Tack Angel: You wouldn't!

Tess: Oh I would Tack....I would do it in a heartbeat. So what do you say?

Tack Angel: Well....I guess my hands are tied.

Tess: Not yet they aren't. Did you bring the handcuffs?

Tack Angel: *sigh* Yes.



Tack Angel: Wait....what the hell is that thing?

Jelly Jiggler: Hi, I'm Jelly Jiggler!

Tess: What?

Jelly Jiggler: Hi, I'm Jelly Jiggler!

Tess: Yeah you said that already.

Jelly Jiggler: .....Hi, I'm Jelly....

Tack Angel: *sigh*


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w00t: What is your problem Rude!?

Rude: What is my problem dawg?! My PROBLEM, is that Perfection is supposed to be the elite! The rightful champions holding all the bling. Instead, you're giving this green rookie MY title shots! MY chance at revenge! MY destiny!

Maurice: Hey! I'm standing right here you arrogant gangsta wannabe! If you've got a problem I'll be happy to kick your ass!

Rude: Bring it on bitch!

Reno: HEY! HEY! HEY! I need you all to calm down RIGHT NOW! Do you hear what they are saying about us? They are saying that Perfection is falling apart! They are saying we have lost the mojo that kept us in charge for over a year! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

w00t: Absolutely not! I am the rightful champion of EBW, and you are the elite class! You are Perfection! We're going to make this simple for you two. We're each giving you a chance to prove who gets the next title shot! THAT is how we are going to handle this!

Akinan: HAHA! HI GUYS! You know how I would handle this! I think we should all just hug this out! Who wants to hug me? Come oooooon! You know that you want to! w00t, I'm looking at you!

w00t: Oh hell no! Stay away from me you Tanooki nightmare!

Akinan: Someone is looking stressed! Come on and hug me!

w00t: NO!

Akinan: HUG!

w00t: AHHHH!!!!



Ness: You called for me Mr. Poochyfud?

Mr. Poochyfud: Indeed I did. As you know......I'm having a baaaaaaaad week.

Ness: I have noticed that. So why are you all smiles?

Mr. Poochyfud: Well it's simple. After getting pissed off, embarrassed, and smashed in the face by Lady M's, it's time for me to start taking revenge. I'm going to start with that renegade Trevor Mach! Ness, you are the first champion of EBW and the man I want to lead this promotion to a new era. You really impressed me by standing up for our vision of EBW.

Ness: Yeah, but Trevor tried to say something about your EBW and my EB....

Mr. Poochyfud: Don't worry about what he said! He's a raving lunatic!

Ness: That's true....he has gone a little mad, but....he was my best friend....I still don't know what to do.

Mr. Poochyfud: I will tell you what you do! You put the past aside and you stand up for your beliefs! TRADITIONAL PRO WRESTLING FOREVER! Remember?

Ness: ....Right.

Mr. Poochyfud: Besides, do you think Trevor is hesitant about this match at Destiny? God only knows what he is doing right now!



Trevor Mach: BOOSH!!!

Mr. Poochyfud: MAAAAACH!

Trevor Mach: Eat bat Ness! You can't hesitate now! You have to pull the trigger! HAHAHA!

Mr. Poochyfud: What the hell are you doing?!

Trevor Mach: Oh! Well, I just thought that I would inform you of my team for Destiny!

Mr. Poochyfud: I told security not to let you in the building!

Trevor Mach: I KNOW! Why do you think I had to come in through the window!

Mr. Poochyfud: You are a menace Trevor Mach! You are out of your mind! You're destroying EBW!

Trevor Mach: I think you know why and you don't need me to destroy EBW Poochyfud!

Mr. Poochyfud: What....what do you mean?

Trevor Mach: You know what I mean......HAHA! Anyways, I outty 5000! Ness, if you're conscious, I want you to listen really carefully. Sacrifice everything or lose everything! BOOSH!




The crazy road to Victory Explosion 4 is on the way to its final stop at Destiny. The stage is just about set for the date with Destiny. On X-cite, the wars between EBW, Perfection, and Maelstrom would escalate as Trevor Mach and his renegades continue to unleash chaos while a split in Perfection has lead to the first Perfection vs. Perfection main event in over a year. Tack Angel has a chance to rise up and lead a new era of EBW, but w00t wishes to regain his dominance.

The action kicked off with a hot 6-Man CXJ Tag Battle. Generator lead the SURGE member Bolshoi and Chicken Man against Vs CXJ Champion Larmore and his Perfection allies Ultimo Tiger and CP Munk. The high flying action ensued, but Larmore wanted to keep it on the ground and brawl. Bolshoi and Chicken Man worked well as a pair and managed to eliminate Munk and Tiger to the floor late in the match. Chicken Man then jumped onto a ring post and splashed down on his TUE Ultimo Tiger. Bolshoi meanwhile threw roses down onto Munk before frog splashing onto him. The crowd was on fire as Generator got the better of Larmore in the ring. The drunken Vs champ tried to pull out a bottle, but Generator dropkicked him and the bottle shattered in his hand. Generator capped hit off with a Generator Moonsault Legdrop and scored a pin on his rival. Near the end of the bout Shadow once again tried to make his way to the ring to attack, but Moz caught up with him and the two brawled until security could pull them apart.



The CXJ action continued in the second bout, as Lovekick Connection tried to go 2-0 in their P+P Co-Op Challenge. This time they battled Jeff Andonuts and Apple Kid in tag action. Jeff and Apple have had a hard time adjusting since the loss of Picky Minch to Maelstrom, but the Sky Bombers proved to be formidable contenders in P+P and quite the opponents for Lovekick. Jeff and Jamie kicked off the match exchanging hard blows in the center of the ring. Jeff caught Jamie with a hard elbow to the head and captured him in a stretch. Jamie escaped and attempted a German Suplex, but Jeff reversed it and tried to hit one himself. Apple Kid broke it up by leaping off the top and tackling his partner Jeff, which forced Jamie to fall back onto the ground. The weight of Jeff and Apple forced Jamie's shoulders to the mat and they almost got a 3-count, but Sal jumped it to break it up. Lovekick started to gain momentum later and won over the crowd with lightning quick offense. Sal was able to run circles around Apple Kid and pulled off some Arm Drags with many revolutions. He tried to get Apple Kid down and trapped into a Paradise Lock, but Apple escaped and tagged in Jeff who ran in and dropped and elbow onto Sal. He tried going for the Sky Runner, but Sal leapt onto the ring post and suplexed him hard to the mat. The impact hurt them both, and they both tried to tag their partners in. They both tagged at the same time. Apple ran at Jamie with a lariat, but Jamie ducked and delivered a high kick that brought Apple to his knees. Jamie then hit the Penalty Kick and got the quick pin and the win. A big win for Lovekick giving them one more win on the path to the P+P Co-Op Championship.

After the match Nerma caught up with the winners...



Nerma: Nerma here with...

Sal Paradise: Wooooo! We did it baby! *Kisses Nerma!*

Nerma: OH! Oh my!

Jamie OD: That's one more in the books! Two down and one to go!

Sal Paradise: This calls for a celebration! I'm thinking we take this fine lady out for a party! Dinner, dancing, and then...

Jamie OD: Fingercuffs?

Sal Paradise: Exactly!

Nerma: ABSOLUTELY NOT!....well...back to the action I guess.


The third match was an epic hybrid based classic involving Trevor Mach, Kazushi Sasake, and Jon Frye as they invaded once again to take on Captain Strong and Strong Destiny. The fans went wild as MMA heroes returned to EBW, and had to cheer for them even if they were on the side of the  renegades. Trevor, Kazushi, and Jon brought the hybrid styled offense, but Strong and Strong Destiny were happy to counter with hard strikes and takedowns of their own.  It was an even contest and the longest bout of the night, but unfortunately the winner would be decided by DQ, when of all people Ness stormed the ring with his bat and used it to bash Trevor Mach in the skull as he was about to hit the Macha Ye on Green Destiny. The ring cleared as Sasake and Frye brawled with Strong Destiny outside. Strong stood back as Ness and Trevor faced off. As blood poured down Trevor's face he began to laugh hysterically. Ness seemed to regret what he had done, but Trevor tried goaded him into hitting him again. Just as Ness was about to drop the bat Trevor slapped him hard the face and laughed some more. This sent Ness over the edge and he bashed Trevor again with the bat. He could be heard screaming " You want this Trevor!? You want it? You got it!" before walking away.



Ness left the ring in anger, but had to cool off quickly as he would be joining Global World Champion Little Mac and Tack Angel as they went head to head with w00t, Swift, and Reno of Perfection. This was another even battle that went into double digits. The central focus was of course Tack and w00t as they continue their series heading into Destiny, but that didn't stop w00t from trying to get cheap shots on the man who beat him for the belt. Mac found himself on the wrong end of a low blow from w00t and then a super kick from Swift that sent him flying to the other side of the ring. He tagged in Ness, who quickly ran to the other side of the ring and took out his frustrations on Swift. The brawler was caught off guard from the spear from Ness and the quick shots on the ground, but was able to get back up and hit a belly to belly suplex that shot Ness out of the ring. The teams spilled into the ring to brawl as Swift went outside to attack. Before he could get to Ness, Kinniku Mike ran out of the crowd and got into the face of his arch rival. He didn't lay a hand on him, but stood in the way until Ness regained his bearings. Later in the match order was restored and Tack and w00t were the legal men in. They were standing in the middle of the ring exchanging blows, until w00t whipped Tack into Perfection's corner. Reno pulled out a pair of brass knuckles and punched Tack in the back of the head. This sent him forward straight into a WKO. Tack tried to kick out the pin attempt, but w00t put his feet on the ropes and stole the win. Heading towards Destiny, w00t and Tack have each pinned each other once. How will this factor into their main event match up?

After the match w00t ran into Rude backstage...



Rude: Well how about that! w00t screws someone else!

w00t: HEY! What is your problem man?! Perfection wins at all costs you know that.

Rude: Sure, but it doesn't instill confidence when your gettin jacked up by a mid carder dawg!

w00t: What do you want from me? We're trying to make this right brother. Just get out there and if you can beat Maurice then you get the Royal Crown shot! No big deal!

Rude: No big deal....heh.....no big deal.

w00t: .....Hey what is that noise?

Akinan: SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG!

w00t: GET AWAY!!!


It was not time for the main event between two members of Perfection. Both Rude and Maurice have two things in common. They both want Royal Crown gold and they both hate Amigo. The SURGE star was risen quickly to become Royal Crown Champion, and holds a win over both fighters. It didn't help that Amigo was the referee for this special singles battle. He did remain impartial though, as he wanted to face the better of the two in athletic competition. That is the purpose the Royal Crown after all. This match featured two top rivals pulling out all the stops in a quick sprint. This was not treated like a simple battle by either fighter. A lot was at stake. Maurice gained control with an early takedown on Rude, but the former Royal Crown Champion was able to escape a heel hook attempt, and returned to his feet where he tried to hit the Tha Rulebreaka. Maurice narrowly escaped, and the two fighters returned to the center of the ring where the knees and elbows started to fly. Maurice had an advantage in striking, but when it came to grappling and submission attempts they found themselves evenly matched. Amigo watched on as Maurice gained huge momentum and whipped Rude into the corner, where he then forced him onto the turnbuckle and let more elbows and back hands fly as they climbed up. Maurice then taunted Amigo by hitting a huge German Suplex. Maurice almost scored a huge upset there, but Rude kicked out of a roll up pin at 2.9! Rude struggled to his feet just in time to land a rolling elbow on a charging Maurice. For several more minutes the exchanges continued. Both heels tried pulling out the dirty tricks on each other, but to no avail. Amigo was watching closely, and the winner would be decided fairly. Late in the match Maurice went in for a huge knockout punch, but Rude dodged it. Reno showed up at ringside and looked like he was about to help Rude, but Amigo stopped him. Maurice looked livid, but Reno promised him that he was only out there to watch. This still served as a distraction, and Rude managed to hit the Rulebreaka on Maurice and got the pinfall victory. Rude wins and moves on to face Amigo at Destiny. Maurice was pissed after the match, but Reno managed to talk him down long enough to head to shake hands with Rude and head to the back. Amigo grabbed the mic and told the fans that at Destiny he and Rude would be tearing down the house one more time. Rude got in his face and to talk down to him, but Amigo quickly shot around him and dropped him with a super fast German Suplex. He yelled towards Maurice "That is how it's done!". That show ended with the crowd cheering Amigo as he held up the Royal Crown Championship...


 
EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man CXJ Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection
Generator/Bolshoi/Chicken Man beat Larmore/Ultimo Tiger/CP Munk (10:36) when Generator hit the Generator Moonsault Legdrop.
2. P+P Co-Op Championship Challenge
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (2) beat Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid (9:55) when Jamie hit the Penalty Kick on Apple Kid.
3. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. EBW
Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake/Jon Frye beat Captain Strong/Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (18:39) via DQ.
4. 6-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Perfection
w00t/Swift/Reno beat Tack Angel/Little Mac/Ness  (16:57) when w00t hit the WKO on Tack Angel.
5. Royal Crown Championship #1 Contender Battle
Rude beat Maurice (10:10) with The Rulebreaka. Special Referee: Amigo

     Thread Starter
 

12/06/2019 1:14 pm  #84


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Bakayaro heading to EBW!



With the recent news in the wrestling world that MKPW and NCW are going into a permanent merger, journeyman wrestler Bakayaro is planning on ending his excursion in the Mushroom Kingdom and plans on making his way to EBW. The enthusiatic rookie will be a great acquisition for EBW. It's no longer a matter of if but when. Bakayaro left a simple message for his final blog entry.

"EBW here I come!"

Full EBW X-perience and Destiny Cards Revealed!

The final card has been revealed before the big Destiny PPV as has the card for the PPV itself! It's going to be an exciting couple of shows for EBW. The action starts on X-perience, where Reno has declared that Perfection wants to "cut the fat" in EBW. That's why the first match pits Lucas, Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, Bolshoi, and CP Munk in a Loser Leaves EBW Battle. This is obviously another ploy to try and get rid of the hardluck rookie Lucas, but really anyone could lose their job in that match. The next two battles will pit the Destiny main event fighters against other opponents for a "warm up" of sorts. Tack Angel will lock up with Vs CXJ Champion Larmore while w00t will be battling Jeff Andonuts. Maelstrom and The Akatsuki will collide one more time before Destiny, this time in a 6-Man Elimination Battle. Then in a surprise move P+P Co-Op Champions Given and Taken, in an act of defiance to the P+P points system will allow their rival Grudge and Anguish to have a title rematch. The main event is special, because Trevor and Ness have both announced that their partners will be joining them in their anticipated clash at Destiny. Ness has enlisted Strong Destiny to counter the Maximum Soul Style of Trevor Mach and his MMA allies Kazushi Sasake and Jon Frye. On this show we'll also be hearing a special announcement from Global World Champion Little Mac that will radically change the main event of Destiny.  

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Loser Leaves EBW Battle
Lucas vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Bolshoi vs. CP Munk
2. Special Singles Battle Destiny Prelude EBW vs. Perfection
Tack Angel vs. Larmore
3. Special Singles Battle Destiny Prelude EBW vs. Perfection
w00t vs. Jeff Andonuts
4. 6-Man Elimination Battle Destiny Prelude Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta/Akinan vs. KYO/Danny Leung/MASU
5. P+P Co-Op Championship Rematch Battle
Given/Taken(c) vs. Grudge/Anguish
6. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Destiny Prelude EBW vs. Maelstrom
Ness/Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake/Jon Frye

Then we finally come to the big Destiny PPV. 7 Exciting matches have been announced. The show will kick off with a big CXJ Over the Top Rope Elimination Royale. The exciting fighters of the CXJ will compete as well as a mystery entrant. Then Moz and Picky Minch will bring the house down with a CXJ Championship rematch. Speaking of rematches, Kinniku Mike is getting another shot at the Perfection brawler when he collides once again with Swift. Then we have the EBW Tag Team Championship Battle between "Greatest Tag Team" The Akatsuki and the Maelstrom tandem Hotlanta and Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie. The Perfection Playa has raised hell within Perfection, and will now get his rematch with Amigo with the Royal Crown Championship at stake. Finally we come to the dual main events. Team Ness and Team Trevor will collide in 8-Man Elimination action! Captain Strong will be joining Team Ness while Jeff Barnett will complete Team Trevor. Then w00t and Tack Angel will finally duke it out in singles action, with the winner getting that all important title match against Little Mac at the biggest show of the year Victory Explosion 4. Will w00t regain dominance or will Tack Angel finally realize his destiny?

EBW: Destiny
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. CXJ Over the Top Rope Elimination Battle Royale
Generator vs. Larmore vs. Bolshoi vs. Sal Paradise vs. Given vs. Taken vs. Jamie OD vs. CP Munk vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. MASU vs. ?
2. CXJ Championship Battle
Moz(c) vs. Picky Minch
3. Special Singles Rematch SURGE vs. Perfection
Kinniku Mike vs. Swift
4. EBW Tag Team Championship Battle
KYO/Danny Leung(c) vs. Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta
5. Royal Crown Championship Battle
Amigo(c) vs. Rude
6. 8-Man Elimination Tag Team Battle Team Ness vs. Team Trevor
Ness/Captain Strong/Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake/Jon Frye/Jeff Barnett
7. #1 Contendership Battle
Tack Angel vs. w00t

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The road to Destiny has reached its last stop with EBW: X-perience. The future of EBW hangs in the balance as Little Mac attempts to bring about the next generation of champions, while w00t tries to return control to Perfection. Meanwhile, the renegades are storming the gates with a Bushido mission. The last show before the PPV began with Perfection standing in the ring. The stable looked confident and cocky as they played up the crowd who were all booing them loudly.

Reno: Helloooo! You EBW fans....you spoil us with all of your cheering and goodwill. You have GOTTA love this! This is the last show of EBW's horrible attempt to move on without the greatest stable in wrestling. w00t is going to regain his title when he defeats Tack Angel and gets the title handed back to him, then Rude is going to reclaim his Royal Crown Championship. Now, Maurice is also an elite fighter that deserves the title, but Rude is next in line. I am telling you people for the last time that their is no dissent in Perfection! Swift is going to school the upstart punk Kinniku Mike and Akatsuki is going to thrash Maelstrom. It is OUR DESTINY to retain our PERFECTION!

w00t: Tack Angel, you little punk! You have dared to challenge the best wrestler EVER! I don't think that you have the guts to face me here right now. I don't think you have the balls! Master Lu and Little Mac seem to think you're the future....I think you're a failure. I want you to come out here right now and face me! Prove to me that you have the balls to step into the fire!


At that moment Tack's theme began to play. Master Lu and Global World Champion Little Mac tried to stop him, but Tack pushed them out of the way to stand in the ring with the entire Perfection stable.



w00t: Ha! So you DO have some guts I see....not a lot of brains, but you've got guts.

Tack Angel: Hold it w00t! Just shut your mouth right now! I don't care if everyone of you tries to take a shot at me...I'll take a few of you out with me. Nothing you can do will stop me from making it to Destiny and defeating you. I want to become the Global World Champion.....I want it more then anything....not because I'm greedy, not because I'm selfish, and not because I want power. I want to become Global World Champion because I have worked hard for it and I deserve it.

w00t: Is that s....

Tack Angel: I SAID SHUT UP! I'm tired of you running your mouth! You said I have no guts? You said I'm timid? Well right now you can forget all of that. Now...and at Destiny I will be coming at you with the heart of a lion.

w00t: Ha! I am looking forward to.....


Tack Angel slapped w00t right in the face before he could finish his sentence.

Tack Angel: Save your words....speak with your actions in the ring. Tonight, we both have singles matches. what I want to see from you is less talk and more action. Tonight, I'm going to prove that I'm the well rounded wrestler that can beat you. Without using any of my finishing moves I will be beating Larmore tonight. I challenge you to do the same.

Tack then walked away past Mac and Lu who were smiling at his initiative and courage. We then cut to the back where EBW Public Enemy #1 Trevor Mach was attempting to enter the arena, but was cut off by Mr. Poochyfud and security.



Mr. Poochyfud: Hold it right there Mach!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Mr. Poochyfud: Don't start with me Trevor! I've had enough of you and your renegade followers.

Trevor Mach: Followers?! Are you kidding? Dynamic Dougie goes to the beat of his own drum, and Hotlanta.....well you really don't want to mess with that guy.

Mr. Poochyfud: Whatever! I'm tired of your antics, your chaos, and your stupid HATS.....you....you OUTLAW!

Trevor Mach: Outlaw.....Outlaw Trevor Mach....now that's swanky!

Mr. Poochyfud: Ugh.....Mach....what do you want? What do you REALLY want?!

Trevor Mach: ......Do you REALLY want to know?

Mr. Poochyfud: YES!

Trevor Mach: Ok....move in closer....what I want.....is a burrito.

Mr. Poochyfud: You're joking?

Trevor Mach: Do I look like I'm joking? Dougie, do I look funny to you?

Dynamic Dougie: ....A little bit.

Trevor Mach: Oh....well be that as it may....I know what I want....and I know what you want too.

Mr. Poochyfud: What are you talking about?

Trevor Mach: You know what I mean.....BOOSH!

Mr. Poochyfud: Shut up! Enough of that "boosh" nonsense! I'm not letting you in here unless you can assure me that you're not going to try and retaliate on Ness for his attack on you. I also need your word that your not going to cause any damage to the arena!

Trevor Mach: HA! Why would I attack Ness now? I got what I wanted. You can't have the epic battle you want with your best friend.....you have to make him hate you. You have to make him WANT to beat you. As for damage....the only damage I am going to cause is from the chaos in the ring tonight. I give you my WORD that I won't destroy anything in the arena tonight. HAHA!

Mr. Poochyfud: Fine! You can come in and compete tonight, but I'm warning you....if you try anything....

Trevor Mach: Are you kidding?! I'm here to compete tonight! BOOSH!

Mr. Poochyfud: Grrr.....


The matches for the night began with a match booked by Reno. A target of his lately has been Lucas, who he deems to be useless. That is why after surviving his match with Larmore, Reno booked a Loser Leaves EBW Battle. Also in the match were Chicken Man, Bolshoi, Ultimo Tiger, and CP Munk. Just like Reno had hoped, Tiger and Munk worked together to try and take out Lucas quickly. Bolshoi and Chicken Man intercepted them and showed that they were wise to Reno's intentions and planned on taking out a Perfection member. Lucas himself seemed to step up his game. He used a move set very similar to Ness, relying on holds and power moves. Tiger and Chicken Man continued their TUE rivalry, trading punches until Bolshoi entered the fray and used a hurracanrana to toss Ultimo Tiger out of the ring. Bolshoi got to his feet quickly, but CP Munk shot in and brought him back down with an Anaconda Cross Driver. He went for the pin, but Lucas dropped the elbow onto his head, picked him up and hit the PSI Rockin. Before he could get the three count Ultimo jumped back into the ring and broke it up. As the battle ensued Reno made his way down to the ring to get in the head of Lucas. Surprisingly, Ness made his way out to force Reno back and watched as Lucas competed. At the end of the match Chicken Man hit Ultimo Tiger with the Chickenwing Neckbreaker, which once again forced him to scramble out of the ring. This left CP Munk open to a dropkick by Bolshoi that sent him straight into Lucas who then dropped him the Thunder Brainbuster. 1-2-3! Lucas pinned CP Munk to win the match and save his job. After the match Lucas, Bolshoi, and Chicken Man tossed Munk out to Reno. The now unemployed Munk was helped to the back by Reno, who assured him that everything would be taken care of. Ness entered the ring and gave Lucas a quick thumbs up before heading to the back to prepare for his main event match.



The next match was the first of two singles bouts featuring the main event fighters for Destiny. Tack Angel challenged w00t to refrain from finishing holds in his match, as he would do the same in his bout against Vs CXJ Champion Larmore. The match started out as a strikefest. Larmore's smashmouth brawling style had Tack on the ropes early, but the potential #1 contender really did show the heart of a lion and took the best Larmore had to offer. His face was getting bloody, yet Tack still managed to get to his feet and landed a high kick that send Larmore to the ground. Tack stomped Larmore a couple times before bringing him to his feet to hit a series of snap suplexes. He got a 1 on the pin attempt, but retained control from here. Late in the match Larmore tried to cheat by pulling out his signature beer bottle, but once again his arch rival Generator sprang out of the crowd to grab the bottle from him. Larmore turned to swipe at Generator, but ended up getting caught in a back body drop from Tack. Tack then climbed the ropes, and as w00t made his way out to watch Tack pointed at him before hitting a big elbow drop to the head of Larmore and rolled him up for the pin. Tack Angel wins his match heading into Destiny. After the match w00t tried to help Larmore out of the ring, but the pissed of Vs Champ started causing a ruckus as he looked for Generator, who has gotten involved in two of losing efforts now.



It was now w00t's turn up to bat as he had the task of taking on Jeff Andonuts in one-on-one action. w00t came into this fight quite assured that it would be an easy win, but Jeff Andonuts surprisingly held the former champion off and took control early on with his technical/lucha style he has adapted from P+P. w00t tried to floor Jeff with a series of elbow strikes, but Jeff avoided one to shot behind him and capture w00t in a abdominal stretch. w00t was very much caught off guard by how well Jeff was keeping up with him. Tack was smiling as Jeff put the boots to the Perfection leader. Reno  tried to send Swift and Rude down to get involved, but Swift was more interested in tracking down Kinniku Mike and Rude just flat out refused. In the end though w00t used a low blow to regain control and dispatched Jeff with a Piledriver. Both Tack and w00t won their matches heading into the Destiny main event. After the match Tack entered the ring and continued to show w00t that he's not afraid of him, his stable, or his tricks. Suddenly, the music of Global World Champion hit as Little Mac came out and stood in between the two contenders.

Little Mac: Boys....I need you calm down right now. I know you both want to rip each others heads off, but save it for Destiny. I want you both to give it everything you've got, so I can face the best fighter on the biggest stage in wrestling. Back to Destiny though, I have an announcement to make regarding this big show. Like I said I want you both to bring everything you've got, and to make sure that you fight and fight fairly I will be the special referee of the match! I promise to call it right down the middle, but w00t.....you're going to have to win on your merits and your merits alone.

w00t stormed off in anger as Tack nodded to Little Mac and shook his hand. The main event of Destiny just got even bigger with the addition of the Global World Champion.



Next up, the renegades of Maelstrom once again locked up with The Akatsuki and their apprentice MASU before Destiny. This time it would be a 6-Man Elimination Battle. The Akatsuki have accepted the challenge of Hotlanta and Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie, and at Destiny they will battle for the EBW Tag Team Championship. The match was full of brutal action and .....hugs....from Tanooki Akinan. The first elimination came early, when Akatsuki sent in MASU against Dynamic Dougie, but he was dispatched within a few minutes with a Dynamic DDT. A few minutes later Danny and Akinan were in the ring. Akinan was too busy to give Danny a hug when he suddenly ate an Emo Cutter and got pinned. From here things really picked up between the 4 fighters that will do battle at Destiny. KYO and Dougie got brutal and attacked with back hands, head butts, and knees to the face. KYO then removed his mouth guard and bit the Hardcore Hero Champion in the forehead. The blood flowed into his eyes and blinded him long enough for KYO to drop him with a Cradle Piledriver and get the pin. Hotlanta had the hard task of facing both of his blood rivals, but evened the odds quickly when KYO tagged in Danny who ran in, but quickly got taken down with a Superkick. Danny kicked out of the pin attempt, but retained control until hitting a second superkick and rolled him up for the pin. It was now down to Hotlanta and KYO. KYO was intent on causing Hotlanta to bleed, but the former Hardcore Hero Champion took out KYO with his new finisher the Bellerophon Bomb. Maelstrom's team picked up the big win and momentum heading into Destiny, but can they overcome the "Greatest Tag Team"?

Now it was time for a big rematch featuring rival teams with P+P gold on the line. Given and Taken have made a big come back since being dropped from the Sons of Anarchy, and beat their replacements for the P+P belts. Now it was time for a rematch, but Grudge and Anguish had no intention of letting their rivals walk away with the belts. Perfection allies CP Munk, Ultimo Tiger, and MASU joined the team heading down to the ring and played a large factor in outside interference. Given and Taken were on form and dominant when they were being pestered by the outside factors. Nine minutes into the match Given and Taken managed to evict Grudge from the ring and floored Anguish with a Doomsday Device, but Ultimo place Anguish's foot on the ropes. In the end the interference overkill was really too much for the champs. Anguish was distracted long enough for Grudge to sneak up behind and force him to submit to the Ju-on. Grudge and Anguish reclaimed the belts, screwed over their rivals, and possibly put on a hold a potential Maelstrom invasion of P+P. After the match Given and Taken leapt out of the ring and beat CP and Ultimo bloody.



It was now main event time, as Ness assembled a strong team of EBW's hard hitters to go to war with Outlaw Trevor Mach and his MMA allies. The ideological battle was on. Maximum Soul Style versus Traditional Pro Wrestling. Trevor, Kazushi Sasake, and Jon Frye were dominant early on. They kept it on the ground and plugged away at Strong Destiny with strikes, but Strong Destiny was the ideal team to counter Maelstrom with their Strong Style. Trevor and Ness had yet to be in the ring at the same time, but you knew that the fans were waiting for it. Finally, late in the match the time came when Eivion tagged in Ness and Trevor tagged himself in. As they stood toe to toe in the ring the fans began to chant for both of them. Despite Trevor's antics they still root him on and support his devotion to the Bushido Mission. At the same time they root for the original EBW hero, who defends the honor of Traditional Pro Wrestling. Trevor goaded Ness to hit first, and Ness happily obliged him with a hard kick to the gut and a suplex. Trevor quickly scrambled to his feet and delivered a headbutt to Ness and a coupl hard elbows before hitting a suplex of his own. It was a game of anything you can do I can do better. Late in the match Ness once again had an advantage, but hesitated when he had a chance to take down his friend with the Thunder Brainbuster. This obviously pissed off Trevor who pushed Ness into the corner and started to let kicks and punches fly. The ref tried to stop him as he dug his elbow into Ness's throat and demanded that he never hesitate again. The normally goofy Trevor was full of rage and defiance as he pushed the ref down and proceeded to attack Ness. The ref ended the match in a DQ win for Ness's team, but that didn't stop the action. Strong Destiny collided with Kazushi Sasake and Jon Frye while Trevor continued to attack Ness. He grabbed him by the throat and demanded that Ness hit him. Ness was pissed too at this point at pushed Trevor away. Trevor demanded that Ness hit him, and when Ness demanded to know why Trevor slapped him. This sent Ness over the edge again and he laid into Trevor with hard punches. Trevor began to laugh as he retaliated until security broke them apart. Outlaw Trevor Mach got what he wanted and now Ness is pissed off and ready for their elimination team battle at Destiny.



As we came back from commercial security was still trying to force Trevor out of the building. Mr. Poochyfud demanded that he get the hell out of his arena. Then the EBW owner headed back out to the ring where Ness was pacing in an angered state.

Mr. Poochyfud: Ness! Ness, calm down my boy. You did a great job tonight, and you showed that lunatic that we're tired of his renegade actions. Look. I know that you'd rather get some answers then beat your friend to a pulp, but it's something that you have to do for the sake of EBW. OUR EBW Ness!

Ness: .....I'll do what I have to do.....EBW FOREVER! TRADITIONAL PRO WRESTLING FOREVER!

Mr. Poochyfud: Exactly! Now before we go I have to say that Destiny is shaping up to....wait....what is that.

Suddenly, footage from earlier today was showing on the big monitor. The footage was from EBW Tower, and standing in front of EBW Tower was none other then Maelstrom.



Trevor Mach: Well, by the time you see this I'm guessing you will have kicked me out for one reason or another. That's cool though cause I've already seen it....or will see it....cause I'm taping it now.....I'm here live is what I'm trying to say.

Hotlanta: I think they got it bud.

Trevor Mach: Right...BOOSH! Well Mr. Poochyfud, it looks like the war is on, but the sides are still a little vague. I don't think everyone knows where they stand yet, because they don't know where you stand. Your EBW needs to be burned to the ground! That's what the Bushido Mission is all about baby! I'll carry out the chaos in my head and show the people what true fighting is all about. Cause it's fun and I'm cool like that! As for you Poochyfud...calling me a renegade...a menace....don't mince words with me. Only use that type of wordage when I do something truly "menacing"....like say.....THIS!

At that point EBW Tower suddenly burst into flames as an explosion erupted from the upper levels of EBW Tower.

Trevor Mach: Don't worry no one was in there or anything.....it was your office after all......I even saved the Soda Machine......BOOSH!

The crowd was shocked as Poochyfud looked on at the chaos caused by Outlaw Trevor Mach. Ness clenched his fists and stared on with determination. He doesn't know Trevor's intentions, but he knows that he has to stop him....no matter the cost.



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Loser Leaves EBW Battle
Lucas beat Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, Bolshoi, and CP Munk (10:21) with a Thunder Brainbuster on CP Munk.
2. Special Singles Battle Destiny Prelude EBW vs. Perfection
Tack Angel beat Larmore (11:49) with a Top Rope Elbow Drop.
3. Special Singles Battle Destiny Prelude EBW vs. Perfection
w00t beat Jeff Andonuts (9:03) with a Piledriver.
4. 6-Man Elimination Battle Destiny Prelude Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta/Akinan beat KYO/Danny Leung/MASU (19:33)
-Dynamic Dougie beat MASU with the Dynamic DDT (5:14).
-Danny Leung beat Akinan with the Emo Cutter (8:02).
-KYO beat Dynamic Dougie with the Cradle Piledriver (13:45).
-Hotlanta beat Danny Leung with the Superkick (16:10).
-Hotlanta beat KYO with the Bellerophon Bomb (19:33).

5. P+P Co-Op Championship Rematch Battle
Grudge/Anguish beat Given/Taken(c) (13:18) when Grudge submitted Taken with the Ju-on to become the NEW P+P Co-Op Champions!
6. 6-Man Tag Team Battle Destiny Prelude EBW vs. Maelstrom
Ness/Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny beat Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake/Jon Frye (15:59) via DQ.

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EBW VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL SHORT

Dynamic Dougie: Trevor, I don't know if this is a good idea. Valentine's Day or not I don't know if we should try and sneak in the WEB HQ!

Akinan: I think it's a GRRREAT IDEA! Spreading love and joy to everyone! I love love! Especially on a day like this! Come on guys....give me a hug!

Dynamic Dougie: I'll pass big guy.....OOF!

Trevor Mach: At Christmas I got Tali a lousy blender! No way I am screwing up this holiday!

Dynamic Dougie: Then why don't you just try and walk in on your own?

Trevor Mach: Well, I'll probably be going to jail soon, so I have to be sneaky. Some silly thing about blowing up an office BOOSH! That's why I have brought you together for Operation: Sneak into WEB HQ to find M's!

Dynamic Dougie: Silly name buddy.

Akinan: HAHA! Well I love it!

Trevor Mach: I have to let Tali know that despite my reputation for being a chaotic lunatic with dreams of blood and destruction....that she still owns my heart.

Akinan: HOW ROMANTIC! TEEHEEHEE!

Dynamic Dougie: Riiiiight....so why do we have Tack Angel bound and gagged?



Trevor Mach: HAHAHA! It's all apart of the plan. See Tess over there? We need.....bait!

Tack Angel: Mmmmph.....MMMMPH!!!!

Trevor Mach: Ok Dougie, I'm going to push him out there. I need you to get into costume and search for Tali inside.

Dynamic Dougie: Do I absolutely have to?

Trevor Mach: Yep, of I post that vid of you sleeping with the Teddy Bear on Youtube!

Dynamic Dougie: So what?

Trevor Mach: Well then I'll put said Teddy Bear in a blender.

Dynamic Dougie: MISTER FUZZYKINS NOOOOOO!!!! Fine I'll do it!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Let's do it! Go!




Dynamic Dougie: *Groan* This is terrible....this panty hose  itches....and this thong is riding up my cra....ahahaha hello *cough cough* I mean hi there ladies.

Angel: Umm.....hi....and you are?

Dynamic Dougie: D....Diana....Dynamic Diana teeheehee.

Angel: Really? Well....you've got the face of a boar....but you have cute shoes....so welcome to WEB!

Dynamic Dougie: Oh thank you teeheehee. You guessed that I'm new here. Perhaps you can show me where Lady M's is?

Angel: Oh don't worry about her. We have to get you to the boss so he can formally welcome you to WEB!

Dynamic Dougie: Oh no....I mean....yay....Dynamic Diana....which is me....is looking forward to it....oh crap.


-Meanwhile back outside-

Tack Angel: Look at the time Tess I REALLY have to be going!

Tess: Wait Tack! When you come to my door all tied up I start feeling frisky!

Tack Angel: AHHHH!!!!

Trevor Machismo: HA! Beautiful!

Akinan: I wonder how our good dear friend Dougie is doing?




Dynamic Dougie: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! OOF!

Trevor Mach: Well....that went about as I expected.

Akinan: You mean you knew it wasn't going to work?

Trevor Mach: Of course not! Dougie broke my Tack Angel doll he had to pay! BOOSH!

Akinan: HA! You crack me up buddy how about a hug?

Trevor Mach: Yeah why the hell not come here big guy!

Lady M's: Got a hug for me too?

Trevor Mach: Of course I do Talicious! Sexy Strong Style!

Lady M's: Whatever you say man. Flattery will get you no where Trevtastic.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but it's still fun to try BOOSH! Anyways, I got a present for my Valentine right here and I promise it's not a blender!

Lady M's: Flowers and Chocolate eh? Half of it is eaten!

Trevor Mach: ....

Akinan: ....I'm sorry Trevor! I'm a chocoholic! I can't help myself! I board the choco train next stop my thighs choo choo!

Lady M's: Well it's the thought that counts I guess. Your crazy ass is getting in a lot of trouble lately you know that?!

Trevor Mach: ......What's your point?

Lady M's: No point! I think it's funny! Happy Valentine's Day!

Trevor Mach: Back at ya babe BOOSH!

Lady M's: I got you something too.

Trevor Mach: Oh what is it?

Lady M's: A handful of Alissa Flash's hair....in a card of course.

Trevor Mach: ......neat! Looks like my Tack Angel doll gets a new head of hair. Dougie, you're off the hook!

Dynamic Dougie: Oh thank God.




Moz: Yo barkeep! Three drinks for the hottest assemblage of peeps in wrestling!

Jack: Pardon?

Jamie OD: Three drinks please.

Jack: Oh you got it....crazy kids and your slang words.

Sal Paradise: I spy with my sexy eye two luscious ladies that need a Lovekick.

Moz: I hear ya brotha! Just one problem....two of them and three of us.

Jamie OD: You know what this means right?

Sal Paradise: Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Moz: Damn skippy!

Jack: Whoa hold it boys! I know it is Valentine's Day and all, but how do you know The Beautiful People are even interested in a pick up line? I mean how do you think I lost my eye?

Sal Paradise: Very simple old timer. It's because we are Lovekick, and all the ladies want us.

Jack: Goodluck....oh this is going to be painful to watch.....yep I was right. Ow right in the balls....


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EBW Tower survives......Poochyfud office in ruins.



After the startling ending to X-perience, many fans were speculating on the fate of EBW Tower. Well the good news is that EBW Tower was survived the explosion and remains structurally intact. The bad news is that the explosion was directed at Mr. Poochyfud's office.

Mr. Poochyfud: I.....am at a loss for words....my beautiful office. I don't know....if I have ever been this angry before...I can't muster the pure rage to scream...

Mr. Pirkle: I have to say Poochyfud. I LOVE what you have done with the place.

Mr. Poochyfud: Shut your mouth Pirkle! You're golden boy did this to me! He's a menace! A renegade!

Mr. Pirkle: Whoa! Hold your horses. It's not like I asked him to do this. He asked ME to managed the Versus brand remember? Kind of hard to do that when you book up all the talent by the way.

Mr. Poochyfud: THAT'S THE POINT! I'm trying to send a message to Trevor Mach!

Mr. Pirkle: It seems like he is trying to send a message to you.

Mr. Poochyfud: Yeah? Well he can do that behind bars.

Ness: *Sigh* I guess Trevor is in big trouble. Serves him right though....all that chaos and anarchy he's caused. I wouldn't mind laying a fist to him myself right now.

Master Lu: I understand why he did what he did with you Ness. He wants you to want to beat him....not just in a simple match....but beat his style....he wants to put his style up against yours and see who comes out the true ace.

Ness: Well I have no problem with that. I've never run away from a challenge, and I certainly won't run away from Trevor Mach or his madness.

Master Lu: Yes, but perhaps their is a method to his madness....

Ness: What?

Master Lu: Nothing...nevermind. Ness, if you really never run from a challenge then you know what you have to do.

Ness: ....Mr. Poochyfud, please don't press any charges on Trevor.

Mr. Poochyfud: WHAT?! WHY?!

Ness: Because, I want to beat him in an EBW ring and prove that Tradition Pro Wrestling is the greatest.

Mr. Poochyfud: ....Fine! I am going to take the repairs out his pay though!

Ness: I don't think he really cares about that. Trevor, if you want me at my best doing whatever I can to stop you....then you're going to get it.


Reno rehires CP Munk....with a raise. Perfection VIP room rebuilt!



EBW.com was on hand today to see the grand reopening of the Perfection VIP Room. Of course it is more "VIP" then ever according to Reno. The door is now voice activated, meaning no unwanted visitors can get in this time. Reno took this time to announce that he was rehiring CP Munk, and was even going to give him a raise after having to deal with Ness at ringside during the Loser leaves EBW battle. Of course Ness in no way got involved, but that didn't come up. Meanwhile w00t and Rude were having a little "discussion".

w00t: What are you talking about Rude?

Rude: I'm talkin bout respect dawg! I'm gonna beat the respect out of Amigo on my own!

w00t: See that's the part where you're losing me.

Rude: You're losing a lot of things dawg.

w00t: Now what does THAT mean?!

Swift: Trouble at home!

w00t: OH ZIP IT SW...I mean....good one Swift....buddy.

Swift: Hmph!


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Mr. Poochyfud: I'm going to make this short and sweet. Maelstrom is in the house tonight and Perfection is in the house tonight. Who do I care about more? That would be the maniacs that blew up my office. Right now, the dismantling of Maelstrom is my top priority. Ness, Strong, Eivion, and Green Destiny, you are my front line. I want you to go out there and defend EBW.

Ness: I speak for everyone when I say we'll do whatever it takes. Trevor thinks he can bring in these MMA fighters to replace pure traditional pro wrestlers....I say....like hell.

Mr. Poochyfud: I will tell you all of this right now....I have big plans for EBW...I have huge plans that will take this company to the next level, but before that can happen I MUST have the renegades removed. DEFEAT MAELSTROM!



Dynamic Dougie: Ummmm Trevor? What happened here?

Trevor Mach: I just thought I'd liven the place up a bit! It's looks much better trashed BOOSH!

Dynamic Dougie: Wow, you are like crazy happy. It's kind of scary.

Trevor Mach: HAHA! Given and Taken are digging it.

Given: He's got a point.

Taken: Yeah no complaints here.

Hotlanta: Well Trevor, you all wanted us to meet here before the show. What do you have to say, and where are the MMA fighters?

Trevor Mach: They'll be here in a bit. I wanted to talk to you guys. Listen, I know things have been crazy....and that's the way I likes it, but I appreciate your cooperation in my shenanigans. Tonight, we have a big point to prove. Boys, it's time to nut up or shut up.

Dynamic Dougie: Well that's all well and good Trev, but maybe you can finally tell us what is going on.

Trevor Mach: ....Oh I just a little chaos would be fun! BOOSH!

Picky Minch: Come on man. I've known you for four years now. You have something up your sleeve...I can tell.

Trevor Mach: Well alright if you MUST know....the thing is...

Akinan: HEY GUYS! I made cookies!

Trevor Mach: Oh cookies!

Dynamic Dougie: Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Oh come on! This could be the last cookie I eat before getting my jaw wired shut.....you gotta enjoy the little things.

Dynamic Dougie: *Groan*



Amigo: Guys, I'm not much for long speeches, but if I can be serious for a minute I think tonight we really need t put it all on the line. SURGE is the stable of the future, but I believe we are the present. I'm the Royal Crown Champion, Mike is the real EBW brawler, and Bolshoi....well you're an interesting character alright.

Bolshoi: Huzzah! The stage is set for a momentum shift tonight. Will the dasterdly Reno finally get his come uppance for what he did to the women when Perfection bites the dust, or will he get the last laugh? Will SURGE reign supreme or will we fall and fail? So many questions...I have goosebumps.

Kinniku Mike: Well come on now Bolshoi...try to calm down...get focused. It's all about kicking ass tonight. Time to even the score with Swift, but I'm going to do things right.



Master Lu: Nervous?

Tack Angel: Ah! Yeah....a little bit to be honest.

Master Lu: I see that. I know you can take on w00t.

Tack Angel: It's not that. It's just....I've been thrust into the spotlight so fast. Am I worthy? Can I handle the pressure? It's a lot to handle all at once.

Master Lu: I understand. When you are champion you get all the glory. If the company is successful you are shown in a positive light. If the company does badly everyone blames you. You become the center of attention....you get everything....even your own dressing room.

Tack Angel: .....

Master Lu: Do your best tonight Tack. I believe that you are worthy of being champion. I don't make claims like that often. You know who the last person I said that to was? The man sitting in that dressing room right there....the Global World Champion. Goodluck Tack.

Tack Angel: .....

 


DESTINY OPENING VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0onUiB0av_E <<<<<<<<<<<

The time had finally come. EBW was back on pay per view with the highly anticipated Destiny. On this night several belts would be on the line, and the future of EBW would be at stake. What would happen when EBW Public Enemy #1 Outlaw Trevor Mach steps into the ring with the standard bearer of EBW and Traditional Pro Wrestling Ness. Would w00t be able to return the power to Perfection, or would Tack open the door to Victory?

The action kicked off the the way it always should with hot CXJ action that always gets the crowd pumped up for the show. This time the fighters of the CXJ division all fillled the ring to take part in a CXJ Over the Top Rope Elimination Battle Royale. Generator, Vs CXJ Champion Larmore, Bolshoi, Lovekick Connection, Given and Taken, Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, MASU, Bolshoi, and a surprise entrant would all be competing, with the object being to be the last man standing. Before the surprise entrant could enter the bell sounded and the chaos immediately ensued. Given and Taken made quick work of CP Munk, and eliminated the recently rehired Perfection star within 10 seconds with a double clothesline. Chicken Man and Ultimo were countering eachothers holds and trying to force each other over the ropes, but Generator was more then happy to eliminate them with a drop kick early on as well. Three wrestlers already eliminated when an unfamiliar theme played and the fighters in the ring froze, as we saw the debut of EBW's newest acquisition Bakayaro. The fighters backed away as Bakayaro ran into the ring and signaled to the crowd. He instantly made an impact by surprising MASU with a hurracanranna and tossing him out of the ring. The shock wore off quickly and the melee resumed for several minutes of lucha style action. Lovekick went toe to toe with Given and Taken in the center of the ring for awhile, and the others in the ring were happy to let the two teams duke it out as Larmore was busy trying tear Generator down with chops and kicks. Bolshoi and Bakayaro were exchanging lucha holds and moves and impressing the crowd. Given had Jamie against pushed against the ropes and Sal had Taken against the ropes as well. Generator and Larmore temporarily put their rivalry aside to eliminate all four of them. Then Larmore back handed Generator and tried to toss him over, but Bolshoi jumped in and kicked the Vs CXJ Champion in the beer gut and Bolshoi Bombed him out of the ring onto CP Munk and Ultimo Tiger. It was now down to Generator, Bolshoi, and the debuting Bakayaro. Suddenly, the P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish appeared and began to head down to the ring to cause trouble, but all of a sudden Shadow reappeared and blindsided his former diciples. The action distracted Bolshoi long enough for Bakayaro to toss him over the ropes. Generator attacked with a lariat, but Bakayaro ducked it and forced Generator over the top rope. Bakayaro made a huge debut impact by winning the Battle Royale. After the match Bolshoi showered the newcomer in roses as Generator applauded his effort and raised his hand in a show of respect. A new CXJ star has arrived.



Next up, the CXJ division would continue to set the Eagleland Big Battle Dome on fire, as Moz would take on Picky Minch in a CXJ Championship rematch. This was another great match on a night full of surprises and exciting action. Moz can work many styles, but kept to the lucha style to counter Picky's ground based offense. Picky almost caught Moz in several close calls. A German Suplex pin attempt lead to a 2.9. WAR Picky was back and better then ever. This was a great rematch that began much like their previous bout, but they stepped it up. As Moz was finally gaining control and setting up for his Front flip Piledriver, Shadow returned once again. He looked to stop another CXJ title match, but suddenly Maelstrom's Given and Taken stood in the way of their former master. They allowed the match to continue while Shadow stared his "children" down. Picky almost seemed to have Moz beat, and was looking to take the belt after a German Suplex, but Moz escaped the attempt, and when Picky turned around to meet him he was kicked in the gut and taken down with a Frontflipl Piledriver. 1-2-3! Moz successfully defended his belt against Maelstrom's WAR Picky. After the match Moz tried to chase after Shadow, but he was already escaping through the crowd. Moz ran back into the ring and shook hand with Picky. He once again challenged Shadow to step back in the ring and bring it.



The third match was a rematch between SURGE's Kinniku Mike and Perfection's Swift. Swift "won" the previous encounter, but Mike was looking to even it up and prove that he is EBW's brawler. This rematch was exactly what the fans were expecting, an exciting brawl. Big strikes and power moves set the pace. It was back and forth for a long time, but slowly but surely Mike began to gain some momentum. He whipped Swift into the ropes, and then hit a big lariat when he came back. The force of the lariat to the face busted open Swift's mouth, and he began to bleed from it. Mike followed up on the momentum by hitting his Release Dragon Suplex, but surprisingly Swift kicked out of a pin attempt. Mike waited for him to get back to his feet only to get poked in the eye, kicked in the gut, and taken to the mat with a Muscle Buster. He too kicked out of a pin attempt. This continued for several minutes. Swift's offense is brutal, and he can normally make quick work of whoever he targets, but Mike took the damage and asked for more. After several kicks to the ribs from Mike, Swift found that he could no longer pick up Mike for the Muscle Buster. Just like the last match Swift tried to put on the brass knuckles again, but Mike kicked them out of his hand and then dropped the brawler with a Release Dragon Suplex. 1-2-3! Kinniku Mike won the match and evened the score with Swift. After the match Swift went on a tirade and demanded to face Mike again. He said he is an unstoppable killing machine when he is pissed, and Swift is REALLY pissed.

Next, Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie and Hotlanta went up against "Greatest Tag Team" EBW Tag Team Champions The Akatsuki. This was a bloody brawl between hated rivals. No matter how many times they fight Hotlanta will never fully settle this blood feud with Danny and KYO. This wasn't a no rules battle, but it was bloody none the less. Danny removed the turnbuckle pads and tried to grind the face of the Hardcore Hero Champion, while KYO continued to try and draw the blood of Hotlanta. The "crazy demon" just laughed as Hotlanta struck back with elbows, but a kick to the gut and a suplex snapped him out of his "good mood" and he relentlessly kicked and chopped away at his blood rival. Dougie proved that he really was hardcore by trading blows with Danny that forced him to spit up blood. He just stood there and took it as Danny kicked away at his ribs, but then Dougie retaliated by spitting blood in Danny's eyes, kicking him in the abdomen, and delivering the Dynamic DDT. Dougie rolled him up to a 2.9, but KYO broke it up. Late in the match KYO and Hotlanta were the legal men. Danny had ran around the ring and brought Dougie down to the floor to brawl. Hotlanta had the advantage and dropped KYO with the Bellerophon Bomb, by KYO kicked out and quickly bit into Hot's forehead. The blood blinded him long enough for KYO to attack. He took Hotlanta to the top turnbuckle and then brought him down with a hard Cradle Piledriver. 1-2-3! The Akatsuki successfully defended their titles. This war is far from over however, as Danny made his intentions known after the match that he wishes to become a 2-Crown champion and challenged Dynamic Dougie for the Hardcore Hero Championship.



It was now time for what many considered the first of three main events for the night. Amigo had had become the super rookie of EBW, joining SURGE and becoming the Royal Crown Champion. After an impressive title defense against rival Maurice it was now time for the rematch with the former 2-Time Champion Rude. w00t and Reno tried to follow Rude to the ring, but the Perfection Playa demanded that they stay back. He wanted to do this on his own. The match started with the two fighters circling the ring and sizing each other up and meeting in the center. Rude and Amigo trading hard punches, before Rude shot for a leg and attemped a heel hook on the downed Amigo. The amaresu star put his skills to work and escaped. The champion caught several shots before getting back up to his feet and taking Rude to the mat. After some grappling and submission attempts they both returned to their feet. They bounced around the ring for a bit, waiting for an opportunity to attack. The fans were enjoying this match greatly, and cheered on both fighters in a show of respect. They continued circling around the ring and took some swings, but this time Amigo managed to pull off a shoot and almost captured Rude in a chokehold. Their was alot of ground work, but neither man could pull off a submission. The fighters once again got to their feet, and Amigo hit a flurry of punches. Things really picked up after Amigo got Rude to the ground yet again and he had to struggle to avoid a submission, while at the same time eating punches. He got back to his feet and ducked under a punch from Amigo, before scoring with Tha Rulebreaka. He went for a roll up pin but Amigo reversed it and went for a pin of his own. Rude reversed it yet again and rolled up Amigo, but only scored a 2 count. Amigo was the first to his feet and landed a big German Suplex Pin, but only scored a two count himself. This was easily the match of the night, but part of that greatness was lost when Reno and w00t made their way back to ringside. Rude looked pissed, but Amigo found himself even more distracted as Reno tried to reach into the ring and trip him. Rude tried to tell them to go away again, but Amigo quickly hit the German Suplex Pin on him. 1-2-KICKOUT! The two fighters tried to ignore the distractions outside the ring and continued fighting. Late in the match Rude whiped Amigo into a corner and planned on rushing him with a big elbow smash, but w00t quickly beat him to the punch and bashed Amigo over the head with the belt. The ref didn't see it and Amigo collapsed to the ground. Rude was livid and hesistated, but ended up rolling Amigo up for the tainted victory. Rude was now the 3-Time Royal Crown Champion, but he seemed less then happy about the result. w00t and Reno tried to congratulate him, but he pushed them away, shouted for a minute, and headed to the back alone. The fans tossed garbage at Rude as he headed to the back. Amigo slowly climbed to his feet and the crowd gave him a big ovation. Amigo thanked the fans and told them to support him in his future battles. His next big hurdle after tonight's loss will be a Hybrid Battle with a member of the Jacie Familly in Versus.

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12/06/2019 1:15 pm  #85


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

One of the intriguing things about EBW is the story of two men who have been around for 4 years, and their interatcions with each other throughout this time. Ness and Trevor Mach have been friends, rivals, and allies, but never before have the stakes been so big between them. Outlaw Trevor Mach has seemingly snapped and begun a crusade against EBW and the current state of Pro Wrestling. The man standing in his way is the standard bearer of EBW. The first EBW champion. The original EBW. Ness. Tonight, they did battle alongside their teammates in an 8-Man Elimination Tag Team Battle. Joining Ness in this important match up was Captain Strong and the tag team Strong Destiny. Joining Trevor in his Bushido Mission was MMA fighters Jon Frye, Kazushi Sasake, and Jeff Barnett. Their were so many styles going into this battle, but all of them were highly athletic and would make for entertaining competition. Once again Trevor and Ness teased head to head combat, but let their teammates head in first. Jeff Barnett was the first man in for Maelstrom, and he used his size to push around Captain Strong in the opening minutes. Strong tried to kick and chop away at Barnett since he was a pain to takedown. Jeff easily scooped him up and dropped him with a bodyslam, then went to the mat and tried to lock him in an armbar, but Strong managed to reach the ropes in time. Strong and Barnett grappled for several more minutes, before Strong gained an advantage by armdragging Barnett and delivering a strong chop to the back of his neck that dropped him to the mat. Strong dropped the elbow and then tried to catch Barnett in a chokehold, but Jeff was able to grab the ropes too. He then tagged in Trevor Mach, who floored Strong with a headbutt and let the fists fly from a mounted postion. Strong was able to kick Trevor away, but Mach came back with a big boot that brought Strong back to the ground. He tried to crawl to his corner to tag out, but Trevor caught him in a figure-4 leg lock, an usual submission for Trevor to use, but it was doing the trick. Somehow Strong managed to pull through the pain to tag in Green Destiny. Green hit Trevor with some hard elbows before hitting a series of suplexes that had the Vs World Heavyweight Champ hurting. He finished off the series of attacks with a Headdrop NOWA Exploder, but Trevor kicked out of the follow up pin attempt at 2. They locked up for a couple more minutes, with Green taking charge, but a German Suplex attempt was countered by Trevor, who hit the Shin Trevorplex! and then tagged in Jon Frye. Frye pelted Green with strikes and softened him up before tagging Jeff Barnett back in. Green looked to be in trouble as Jeff Barnett attempted to shoot in, but Green caught him with a knee to the face and then mustered all of his strength to down the big man with an Emerald Frosion. 1-2-3! Maelstrom took the first fall in this ideological battle. John Frye stepped back in and bashed it out with Green for awhile until Eivion Thanatos was tagged in. Eivion also knows how to strike hard, and the fresh strong style specialist traded hard back hands to the chest, before running the ropes and coming back with a lariat followed by a Shining Wizard as Frye tried to get back up. Ness was in with Frye for a couple minutes, and stared at Trevor Mach as he lit up Frye's chest with more backhands. He dropped him with a Thunder Brainbuster, but on the pin attempt Trevor ran in and elbowed Ness in the head. Ness tried to reach for Trevor, but Frye got back to his feet and speared him into a corner and punched him repeatedly in the abdomen. Ness tagged Eivion back in, who quickly jumped onto the top rope and hit Frye with a flying shoulderblock. He picked up the downed MMA fighter and finished him off with a Backdrop Suplex. 1-2-3! Two members of the Maelstrom team were eliminated. The odds looked heavily stacked. Eivion tagged in Capain Strong just as a fresh Kazushi Sasake stepped in. The "God" of Edo MMA was keeping fresh for such an occasion. We was able to outmanuvuer Strong on the mat and quickly submitted him with a Kimura. Two minutes later another submission came at the hands of Sasake as he forced a tired Eivion Thanatos to tap out to an Armbar Submission. Ness stepped in to brawl with Sasake and stopped the Maelstrom momentum with a Thunder Brainbuster on SAKE that allowed him to get the pin. Trevor Mach was on his own against Ness and Green Destiny. He quickly ran in while Ness was getting to his feet and half way hit him with the Macha Ye. The impact didn't knock out Ness, but it knocked him back. He quickly tagged in Green Destiny so he could recover, but Green was tired and hurting from a lot of in ring damage early on. Trevor managed to grapple Green to the mat and quickly submitted him with the Trevor Triangle Choke. The fans started to get really loud at this point as Ness and Trevor stared down. They realized that were the only two left in the match. Trevor started laughing which caused Ness to get right in his face and push him to the mat. Trevor got up, and without missing a beat headbutted Ness to the mat. The pissed off Ness also shot back up and the two former friends locked up. It was on folks! Trevor vs. Ness! After an even test of strength they back away and the they rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. The fans went back and forth cheering for Ness and even the crazed Outlaw Trevor Mach. As both fighters stood toe to toe trading blows they got angry. This anger caused them to increase the brutality of the match. They both stood there trading unprotected punches to the face, causing both men to blled.  The blood made its way to Trevor's eyes first which blinded him enough for Ness to attempt and old school PSI Rockin! Trevor had the move scouted however, and dodged it before unleashing a knee of his own to Ness's face. This dazed Ness long enough for Trevor to pick him up for the Trevorplex! 1-2-Kickout! At this point Ness exploded with anger as he got to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at master of Maximum Soul Style. Trevor took a beating at this point, allowing Ness to hit his Thunder Brainbuster. 1-2-Kickout! Both men were tired and weary, but they were not giving up. Ness got the advantaged after hitting a few running lariats. Trevor was not getting up as quickly. He managed to get Trevor to his knees where he then switched from traditional pro wrestling to mocking hybrid by delivering the Macha Ye! He then fell to the ground in exhaustion. Ness struggled to cover Trevor for the pin, but he waited too long and only got the 2.9. Ness tried to crawl into the mount position to finish off Trevor, but suddenly EBW Public Enemy #1 sprang to life and trapped Ness in a Trevor Triangle Choke. NEss paniced and struggled to escape and refused to tap. He reached out for the rope and almost grabbed it, until Trevor switched the Triangle Choke into the Gogoplata. Ness was in a lot of trouble now, but still wouldn't tap. In the end Ness refused to give up and ended up being choked out. Trevor won the match for his team. Maesltrom came back from early diificulty to win the match. Trevor looked somber even though he had just won. The normall destructive outlaw helped Ness back to his feet, he whispered something in his ear, and then walked away. Ness shocked the fans however, but leaping out of the ring to attack Trevor. Security and their team mates tore them apart, but Trevor was laughing about confrontation. He broke through security and landed some elbows on Ness and the two continued brawling up the stage. Security finally gained control, but Ness was really fired up at this point. He pointed at Trevor and said that it wasn't over. He shouted "EBW Forvever! Traditional Pro Wrestling Forever!" before storming to the back. Trevor laughed and then pulled out his signature barbed wire black bat. He was going to use it to wreck the stage, but Mr. Poochyfud ordered more security to force Maelstrom out of the building. It was chaos just like you would come to expect from the renegades...



The fans were on fire, and the excitement was just getting started. It was now time for a main event that would shape the course of EBW's future. Would Perfection reign once again or would a bright new era begin with a man that has been thrust into the spotlight? Tack Angel has always been a solid competitor. He came as a rookie from FFW and quickly climbed the ranks to become a 2-time EBW Tag Team Champion. The problem was that he was always part of a team, never the center of attention. Many believed that with the right push he could become a major force in the new generation of EBW. Now the time had come to put that to test. Could he become rise up and become the ace of EBW? Would the man who held the title two times for the better part of a year reclaim the belt and control of EBW's future? We would soon find out. Global World Champion Little Mac came out first as Special Guest Referee. He promised to call it right down the line. He wanted to make sure that he would either fight the very best at Victory Explosion 4, or would have to hand over the coveted Championship right then and there. It was now main event time. The moment we all waited for. The buildup has been intense, and this feud is ready to explode. Tonight, one man will claim a grand legacy, and make a huge statement in the world of Professional Wrestling. The time is now W00t vs. Tack Angel for the future of EBW. As Tack and w00t stared each other down, the fans cheered in anticipation on the upcoming bout. The match that followed could easily be called a classic. They rushed each other fast and attacked with hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. w00t tried an eye gouge, but Tack grabbed his hands and hit a high kick. w00t was dazed enough for Tack to drop him to the mat with an STO and tried to get a quick pin. w00t escaped the early pin attempt. At this point the w00t exploded with anger as he got to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at the Pushpin Seraphim. He tried to hit a WKO, but Tack pushed him away to the ropes and as he bounced back Tack hit a dropkick. He rolled up w00t for another early pin, but w00t kicked out once again. Little Mac was calling it right down the line. Tack then tried to go for the high risk move as he climbed to the top turnbuckle to hit the Rider Kick. w00t evaded the attack and as he was coming down w00t him with a perfect WKO. 1-2-Kickout! Tack survived the WKO, and you could tell that he decided to put away the high risk moveset and keep it simple. You could almost literally see him growing up in the ring as the match progressed. He stopped trying to impress Little Mac and focused totally on w00t. the former 2-time Champ brought his A-game, and that of course involved his bag of dirty tricks. Tack fought through it all and you could tell w00t was getting frustrated. Reno tried to run down to ringside, but Little Mac forced him to back. This was going to be one-on-one. Late in the match he managed to hit a low blow that Mac didn't see as he was once again trying to force Reno to the back. w00t hit the WKO, but instead of trying to pin Tack he locked him in an ankle lock. He wrenched the foot as much as possible as Tack struggled in agony. The fans chanted so loudly for Tack that you couldn't hear anything else. He finally managed to get to the ropes, but w00t refused to let go until Mac threatened to DQ him. w00t stood over Tack as he fought to get back to his feet. He tried to go for a final WKO, but Tack once again pushed w00t away. The Perfection leader turned around to get kicked in the gut and downed with Tack's Standing Shiranui Kai. Tack played up to the crowd as he limped around the ring pumping himself up. Finally, he dropped an elbow on w00t and changed things up by trapping him in an STF. The fans went nuts as w00t tried to fight out of the submission. w00t was getting ever closer to the ropes, but Tack was clenching in the move tighter. Suddenly, new Royal Crown Champion Rude made his way out from the crowd. w00t reached for him, hoping that his Perfection ally would help him grab the ropes, but Rude simply stared at him as Tack dragged him back and locked in the STF further. With no choice left w00t tapped out and Tack Angel won the huge main event match! Tack Angel proved that he deserves to be the future of EBW. The Global World Champion raised the hand of his Victory Explosion 4 challenger. w00t escaped the ring and tried to pick a fight with Rude, but Reno broke them up and Rude headed back into the crowd. Master Lu and Tess headed out to the stage...the angel and devil on the shoulders of Tack. They both smiled and applauded as Tack finally shattered the glass ceiling. Little Mac pointed at his belt and then pointed to a VE4 banner. Tack nodded and shook hands with the champ. Tack Angel is Victory Bound...



EBW: Destiny
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. CXJ Over the Top Rope Elimination Battle Royale
Generator vs. Larmore vs. Bolshoi vs. Sal Paradise vs. Given vs. Taken vs. Jamie OD vs. CP Munk vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. MASU vs. ?
Winner: Surprise entrant Bakayaro @ (14:59).
2. CXJ Championship Battle
Moz(c) beat Picky Minch (10:39) with the Frontflip Piledriver.
3. Special Singles Rematch SURGE vs. Perfection
Kinniku Mike beat Swift (13:25) with a Release Dragon Suplex.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship Battle
KYO/Danny Leung(c) beat Dynamic Dougie/Hotlanta (15:09) when KYO hit a Top Rope Cradle Piledriver on Hotlanta.
5. Royal Crown Championship Battle
Rude beat Amigo(c) (10:22) with Tha Rulebreaka to become the 5th EBW Royal Crown Champion!
6. 8-Man Elimination Tag Team Battle Team Ness vs. Team Trevor
Trevor Mach/Kazushi Sasake/Jon Frye/Jeff Barnett beat Ness/Captain Strong/Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (28:25).
-Green Destiny beat Jeff Barnett (7:15) with the Emerald Frosion.
-Eivion Thanatos beat John Frye (13:02) with a Backdrop Suplex.
-Kazushi Sasake beat Captain Strong (14:16) with a Kimura Submission.
-Kazushi Sasake beat Eivion Thantos (16:01) with an Armbar Submission.
-Ness beat Kazushi Sasake (17:09) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
-Trevor Mach beat Green Destiny (18:24) with a Trevor Triangle Choke Submission.
-Trevor Mach beat Ness (28:25) with a Choke out via Gogoplata.

7. #1 Contendership Battle
Tack Angel beat w00t (14:11) with an STF Submission.

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BREAKING NEWS: EBW Tower Vandalized!

There is report that EBW Tower has been vandalized by an unknown entity.  Witnesses report that a handful of "colourful" characters have appeared and spray painted the main headquarters of EBW. The group left on the building is what appears to be a Seahorse. What this means is still a mystery. We will try to update you as soon as possible for more details of this incident.  The building has just been caught in an explosion recently.

Here is a photograph of the building:



Mr. Poochyfud was less then thrilled about even more property damage.

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Chaos Ensues at Fourside

After the online report, Chicken Man, Jeff Andonuts, and Apple Kid reflect on the news.  



Apple Kid:  Oh man, this is not lookin good.

Jeff:  Man, the building can’t seem to get a break.  

Chicken Man:  Of all the times, they vandalize the building too.  Tsk Tsk.  

Jeff:  Man, this is serious.  I gotta go home and check to see if there’s any updates.

Chicken Man
:  Wait, who’s that?

Apple Kid:  Could it be one of the hoodlums?

Chicken Man:  I’m not sure, its too far away.  

Jeff:  Its getting closer.  I think I can get an idea on who it is.

Chicken Man: You’re right.  Wait, its…



All:  Akinan.

Akinan: Uh oh!  Looks like someone needs a big group hug!

Chicken Man: Umm, no we don’t.

Apple Kid: Yea, this is serious stuff dude.

Akinan:  Come on!!  You know what’s the best thing to do to cheer everyone up?  That’s right!  A BIG FAT HUG!

Apple Kid:
  I’m not fat!  I’m just chunky.

Chicken Man: Akinan, thanks to you and your buddies, the building blew up a gaping hole.  Not only that a group of hoodlums vandalized the walls.  

Akinan: Oh that sound so sad.  Let me hug it out for ya!

Chicken Man:  NO!!

Jeff:  Uh guys?

Chicken Man:  Not now!

Jeff: Uh guys?

Chicken Man:
  I said not now!

Jeff: I think you might want to see this!

Chicken Man:  What is it?  What the…

The four dudes looked up around the street and saw a bunch of figures on top of the buildings.



Ken: The white shadow that moves without revealing itself.  Ken the Eagle!

Joe: Joe the Condor

Ryu: Ryu the Horned Owl.

Ken:  We are Ninja Brigade Gatchaman!

Casshern:  Neo human, Casshern!

Tekkaman:
  The space knight, Tekkaman!

Yattaman:
  Evil will have no place here, as long as I’m here.  Yattaman!

Ippatsuman:
  Mr. Reversal, Ippatsuman!

Polymar: The Mecha Guerilla, Hurricane Polymar!  

Guido:
  I am Guido Anchovy!

Speedy:
I am Speedy Cerviche!  And we are Samurai Pizza Cats!

Speed:
And I am the pilot of Mach Go.  I am Speed Racer!

Apple Kid: Too many introductions.

Jeff: You’re telling me.  

Ken:  Enough, wrongdoers will be vanquished.

Polymar: 
For justice, we will conquer evil!

Chicken Man:  Not good.

Jeff:
  I don’t like the looks of this.

Akinan:  So no hugs?




Chicken Man and Apple Kid slightly wakes up and sees something huge far off in the distance.

Apple Kid: OH MY GOD!!!

Chicken Man:
  What?  What the heck is that?

Polymar: 
Our ride.



Lightan: GOLD LIGHTAN!!!

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Tack Angel Celebrates Victory! Plans for the Road to Victory Explosion 4!

Tack Angel shocked the wrestling world by beating the former 2-time Global World Champion w00t, in the main event of Destiny. The win shattered the glass ceiling and now the Pushpin Seraphim has the biggest opportunity of his career as he will be facing off with Little Mac for the Global World Championship in the main event of the year's biggest PPV. EBW.com and Nerma caught up with Tack Angel as he was enjoying a relaxing couple of days in Summer.

Nerma: Tack! Tack!

Tack Angel: Ah! How did you find me he....I mean hello!

Nerma: Tack Angel, what is the world are you doing all the way here in Summer? Why are you heading into this fancy hotel?

Tack Angel: Oh ahhh....well you see. "Someone" suggested that I take a nice relaxing vacation in a fancy hotel...."on my own"....yeah..

Nerma: Ooook?

Tess: Tack! I'm up here! I left a room key for you at the desk!

Tack Angel: AH!

Nerma: What was that?

Tack Angel: NOTHING!

Nerma: Well Tack, you obviously deserve some rest. You put on an epic match with w00t and earned yourself a title shot against one of the greatest wrestlers of all time! What are your plans heading into the match?

Tack Angel: Well I....I'm just going to keep doing what I have been doing. I'm going to step up my game and I'm not going to back down. I now believe I can handle the pressure. I don't even get that easily startled anymore!

?: Excuse me!

Tack Angel: AH! I mean hi! Who are you?



Speed Racer: Hello my name is Speed Racer I'm a famous racer from the well known Racer racing family my brother used to race a long time ago before he disappeared and came back Racer X but I'm not supposed to know that and shouldn't tell you oooohhhhh!

Tack Angel: Wow.....that was the fastest run on sentence ever. This guy is more hyper and jittery then I am.

Nerma: Yeah he doesn't even move his mouth when he talks. He just sort of stands there.

Speed Racer: I am very sorry for the way I talk but animation is very expensive and it saves money if I do not move when I talk and the hyperness is because I have a serious addiction to caffeine pills now back to the reason I got your attention you see I drive this super special racing car known as the Mach 5 and I need to know where I may purchase some gas as I am almost out of gas and if I run out of gas then I can no longer drive the Mach 5 which is my car I drive!

Tack Angel: Whoa.....would you please calm the hell down for a minute! GEEEZ! I know who you are! I saw you on an EBW.com post! You some other oddly dressed people bum rushed some of my friends! Why in the hell would I tell you where to gas up your Mach 5?!

?: Did someone say "MACH" 5?!

Tack Angel: Uh oh!



Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Mach Go! Go! Go! my ass! Have a Macha Ye bitch!

Tack Angel: Trevor! What are you doing in Summer?

Trevor Mach: The real question is what are you NOT doing in Summer?!

Tack Angel: I AM in Summer.

Trevor Mach: ....Touche.

Tack Angel: You're not here to start a fight are you?

Trevor Mach: What, with you? No way! Not at the moment anyways! I had a reason for being down here, but now I can't remember.....OH YEAH!

Tack Angel: AH!

Trevor Mach: I came down to say....Congratulations!

Tack Angel: Oh...thank you. Is that it?

Trevor Mach: YEP! Now if you'll excuse me....I've gotta be heading home....IN STYLE!



Trevor Mach: Mach! Go! Go! Go! HAHAHAHA! Later Tack!

Tack Angel: Uhhh...yeah....later Trevor. He's out of his mind.


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Mr. Poochyfud in Hospital with a Heart Attack! Maelstrom MMA Fighters Banned! Lays down the law and then gets "company"!

The rumors of Mr. Poochyfud suffering a heart attack have been confirmed today. After being attacked by Lady M's, having to deal with Trevor Mach and Maelstrom, and then seeing his beloved EBW Tower vandalized twice, it was no wonder that Mr. Poochyfud finally snapped. Doctors say that it was a moderately severe heart attack, but the EBW Owner will make a full recovery. From his hospital bed, Mr. Poochyfud laid down the law on a couple things. He is demanding that the renegade Maelstrom stable disband, and the wrestlers fall in line. He has also blocked the MMA fighters of Maelstrom from participating in EBW events. This is part of Poochyfud's war against the Hybrid Bushido Mission. He also demanded to know who was responsible for the "seahorse graffiti" on the outer walls of EBW Tower. He once again tried to explain that big plans were on the way and then tried to explain what was coming up for the Victory Explosion 4 build, but he then got some unexpected "company".



Akinan: HI THERE MR. POOCHYFUD!

Mr. Poochyfud: Ah! What the hell are you doing here you degenerate reject!?

Akinan: Well, I heard that you were down and I thought I would come and personally cheer you up! Hehehe!

Mr. Poochyfud: ...WHAT?!

Akinan: Now enough of that negativity! Time to turn that frown upside down! I brought some presents, cake, and some very special friends.

Mr. Poochyfud: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THI....

Akinan: Look! It's Jelly Jiggler!

Jelly Jiggler: Hi, I'm Jelly Jiggler.

Mr. Poochyfud: Yeah, no s***! Who is this freak!?

Akinan: .....I have NO idea! He wants you to get well soon though! Hehehe!

Jelly Jiggler: Hi, I'm Jelly Jiggler.

Mr. Poochyfud: Damn it Akinan....I'm in a lot of pain and I want you to get out. NOW!

Akinan: I can't go just yet boss! Trevor, Dougie, and Hotlanta wanted me to bring you another special friend! They said this would make you REALLY happy!

Mr. Poochyfud: Please no...I just want you to g...

Akinan: Here he is Mr. Poochyfud! None other then KYO the Klown!!!

Mr. Poochyfud: AH!

KYO the Klown: Would you like a balloon.....or perhaps I'll devour your soul! Muahahaha!

Mr. Poochyfud: DAMN IT! LEAVE AKINAN! TAKE THIS S*** AND LEAVE RIGHT NOW!

KYO the Klown: ......I'm going to the morgue.


EBW Newcomer Bakayaro joins SURGE!



EBW.com was at the SURGE Dojo today, as Captain Strong welcomed another member in his stable.....Bakayaro. The hot young CXJ prospect made a big debut, winning the CXJ Battle Royale at Destiny. Captain Strong has stated that SURGE is the stable that grows the future of EBW, he was said to be quite impressed with Bakayaro. Bakayaro will be joining Bolshoi as SURGE's team in the CXJ Division. Meanwhile Amigo and Mike still have a lot on their plates. Amigo obviously has a date with the Jacie family coming up at Versus, but he also hopes to get another crack at the Royal Crown Championship. Meanwhile, Mike will hope to gain momentum after evening his score with Swift. Both fighters will have to put their goals together, as they will be apart of a tag team series that will determine the next contenders to the "Greatest Tag Team" EBW Tag Team Champions Akatsuki. How will Amigo and Kinniku Mike fair as a tag team? Captain Strong promises to rebound from his recent losses and make a statement for his style of wrestling as well as make a statement for the stable of the future...SURGE!

X-cite Card Released! Special build up to Victory Explosion 4 begins!

Victory Explosion 4 is just weeks away, but the build up is already beginning. It was announced that from now until VE4, EBW X-cite nad X-perience will have special shows to pump the fans up and get them ready for the biggest PPV of the year! X-cite will kick things off with Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 1: Tag Team Turmoil! Every match on the show will be a tag team battle with a lot at stake. The first match will see SURGE's new CXJ tag team Bolshoi and Bakayaro take on Perfection's CP Munk and Ultimo Tiger. Ultimo has yet to gain the momentum Perfection was hoping he would, so he's poised to try and make a statement here. Then Lovekick Connection will try and go for the third straight win that will get them a P+P Co-Op Championship match when they take on P+P's Guapo Brothers. Amigo and Kinniku Mike will take on their bitter rivals Swift and Maurice in the first of a Best of 3 Challenge to see which team will face Akatsuki at VE4. Will SURGE continue make a gold rush, or will the belts stay in Perfection no matter what? In the fourth match Trevor Mach and Dynamic Dougie will reform "MACHO DYNAMITE" as they take on the coalition team of Ness and Captain Strong. It's obvious that after the explosive battle they had at Destiny that this rivalry is far from over. Where will it lead to? Why is it happening? What did Trevor whisper to Ness after their match? In the main event Global World Champion Little Mac will team up with the man he is facing at VE4 Tack Angel, as they take on Perfection leader w00t and New Royal Crown Champion Rude. After the huge dust up at Destiny can w00t and Rude work together? How will champion and challenger function as a team? All of this and more on the next X-cite! Stage 1 Begins!

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 1: Tag Team Turmoil!

1. CXJ Tag Team Battle NEW SURGE Dramatic Perfect Battle!
Bolshoi/Bakayaro vs. CP Munk/Ultimo Tiger
2. P+P Co-Op Championship Challenge
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (2) vs. Billy Guapo[P+P]/Rocky Guapo[P+P]
3. EBW Tag Team Championship Best of 3 Contender Series SURGE vs. Perfection
Amigo/Kinniku Mike vs. Swift/Maurice
4. Special Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Maelstrom
Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie vs. Ness/Captain Strong
5. Tag Team Turmoil Main Event Battle Future and Past vs. Perfect Implosion
Little Mac/Tack Angel vs. w00t/Rude

-



Tatsunoko Fight attacks EBW Owner Mr. Poochyfud! Claims of "saving" EBW! Invasion imminent?

Mr. Poochyfud is now calmly sleeping in his medical bed until…




Mr. Poochyfud:  WHAT THE?

Lightan:
  Gold Lightan!!

Mr. Poochyfud:
  What is that?

Lightan:
Don’t mind me, mind them!

Ken:
We are gonna have a little talk.

Mr.  Poochyfud:  Is that supposed to be a giant lighter or something?

Ken:
ATTENTION!  We are here to discuss.

Polymar:
You are despicable!

Mr. Poochyfud:  What are you talking about?  

Ken:  We know what are you about to do and we are here to bring justice to EBW!

Mr. Poochyfud:  I’m confused!

Casshern:  Don’t play stupid!  We are here to save this.

Mr. Poochyfud: Who are you guys anyway?

Yattaman: We represent an organization that will save EBW.

Ken:
  Yes, we are from Tatsunoko FIGHT!  We are here to correct your wrongdoings and prevent anymore damage to your organization.

Mr.  Poochyfud: Tatsunoko FIGHT!  That must mean…YOU were the ones that vandalized my building!

Yattaman:
Actually that was the Pizza Cats.  We have nothing to do with that.

Mr. Poochyfud:  You…You will pay for what you’ve done!  

Polymar:
  Look here!  You will stop what you doing before its too late!  Or else we’ll beat it out of you!

Mr. Poochyfud: I still don’t know what you are talking about.  Even if I do, I won’t listen to you, just because you forced me to!

Polymar:
Errr…You must do what we say!  Lightan!  Get ready!

Ken: Hey Polymar!  Calm down!

Polymar: 
Raa!!  Katana Kick!

POW!!

Mr. Poochyfud:  AHHHH!!!





The Tatsunoko group left the room and found…



SWIFT: What the hell is going on here?  And who are you?

Polymar:  *gasp*

SWIFT:  Wait, I know your faces.  You are the ones that jumped Mr. Hug-Me-Lots!  And what was that noise?

Polymar:  YOU!  YOU!  I know you!  You are the one that pretended to be me and I was accused to be you!

SWIFT:  What?

Polymar:  Don’t act stupid.  Read it here!

SWIFT: Hurricane Polymar is really a mean looking man-monster with an afro?

Polymar:  You!  You have to stop stealing my identity!  It’s a crime and you must face the consequences!

SWIFT: Wait a minute…hold on…why is Poochyfud’s door open?  Were ya’ll just in there?  What did you do?

Casshern: Let’s just say he was checked out…



Casshern:  And checked back in.

SWIFT:  Whoa!

Polymar:  Enough nonsense!  I have been accused of being you and you being me long enough!   

SWIFT:  What’s your problem?

Polymar:  Prepare to face the consequences!  Raa!

Ken:
  Ah, not again!

Polymar:  Rekka Kick!!

POW



Polymar: Huh?  He looks different.  Gan, find out what is wrong with him.

Yattaman: Okie dokie.  Hmmm…this one is strange…huh?  YATTA!  I got it!  The impact of your kick is huge.  So huge that your kick made full contact to his face and all his hair and facial hari fell out.

Casshern:  That is one nasty kick.  

Polymar: Hmmph, he should know better than to try to be me.

Ken: Alright.  We had enough here.  Casshern, call up Lightan so he can take us out of here.

Casshern: Alright.  Gold Lightan, to the hole on the wall.

Lightan: Roger!  Let’s go!  GOLD LIGHTAN!!!  

and so...SWIFT will now be called


BALD SWIFT!

UPDATE: The condition of Mr. Poochyfud is reported to have stabilized. The majority of the impact caused by Lightan seemed to be absorbed by the EBW Owner's huge honking nose. Mr. Poochyfud's bad luck continues....

-

Earlier Today...



Master Lu: Again Tack! 50 more Edo Squats!

Tack Angel: Agh! I feel like my legs are going to fall off!

Master Lu: You have to be in top shape. In the best fighting shape of your life. The road to Victory Explosion 4 has begun. Things are going to be different from X-cite until the PPV.

Tack Angel: What do you mean?

Master Lu: Well....

w00t: Oh look who it is! It's the punk that stole my destiny from me!

Tack Angel: w00t? As I recall I forced you to tap out cleanly! What do you want? Would you and Rude like to duke it out in the ring? Come on sir, maybe we better let the arguing couple settle their differences.

w00t: Oh REAL funny! You have no clue what goes on in Perfection do you?! This happens all the time! We are the elite! We have egos so big it's sometimes hard to fit them all in the same room. Rude was letting off some steam obviously, but now he is the rightful Royal Crown Champion again, and all is right in Perfection. Ain't that right Perfection Playa?

Rude: ....Sure.

w00t: Ha! See!

Tack Angel: Great, I'm happy for you. You seem to be pretty happy yourself.

w00t: Oh I'm VERY happy. I'm flying! Soaring majestically on eagle's wings. The endless promise of the world is below me! I'm flying high!

Master Lu: ....

Rude: ....What the F*** dawg?

Tack Angel: Yeah you're "high: alright. You've got more THC in you then the entire Burning Man festival.

w00t: Ha! You mean you didn't hear the good news? Mr. Poochyfud has been taken out of action! It's written in Reno's contract that when Poochyfud can't make decisions Reno is in charge. That ranks him above you Lu.

Master Lu: Oh yeah? We'll see about that!

w00t: Oh no no! Hold on! We only wish to make one simple proposition. We'll continue to "play fair" if Tack answers my simple challenge. All I ask is another shot at the #1 Contendership. Tonight, if you and the "Champ" lose then I get to face Little Mac at Victory Explosion 4. I may not get the belt handed to me, but it's just as glorious to beat him bloody on the biggest show of the year. What do you say Tack?

Tack Angel: I say....I beat you once....I'll beat you again. You're on!

w00t: Ha! So much for the shattered glass ceiling. It looks like Perfection will be main eventing VE4! Come on Rude!

Rude: .....

Master Lu: Tack, you didn't have to accept the challenge. What if you lose? It's goodbye golden opportunity just like that.

Tack Angel: Well then....I guess I'll just have to win.






Nerma: Nerma here just outside of the Fourside Expo Center, where it appears that the Mach 5 has been crashed into the building. No major structural damage has occurred, and it appears that tonight's show will go off without a hitch. Mr. Poochyfud has ordered that Maelstrom disband and the members fall in line, but it doesn't look like that will be the case. It looks to this reporter like Macho Dynamite is in the house.

Sal Paradise: Wow, I can NOT believe what I am seeing.

Jamie OD: I know man....wow.

Sal Paradise: That is a SWEET ride!

Jamie OD: A sweet ride....that is crashed into the building.

Sal Paradise: I know a good body shop.

Jamie OD: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Sal Paradise: Topless stripper jello wrestling?

Jamie OD: What?!...NO....good idea though....perhaps later we have a match to get ready for.

Ness: Trevor...this is going too far. You must be stopped....no matter the cost.

Captain Strong: Hey Ness, we has a match tonight! What are you doing on the roof?

Ness: .....Dramatic pose Strong....dramatic pose.


The road to Victory Explosion 4 begins! Wrestlers and wrestling fans alike were beginning to feel the buzz. The biggest show of the year was only weeks away, but EBW was already kicking things off with a Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Every show up until VE4 will have a special theme to get everyone primed and ready. Even the set for X-cite and X-perience was slightly modified with a new screen reminding fans that VE4 was coming soon. Things continue to get crazy in EBW. With Mr. Poochyfud out of commission it feels like the inmates are running the asylum. Hopefully order would be maintained until the big night.

The CXJ Division kicked off the night, as Bolshoi and newcomer Bakayaro formed their SURGE team for the first time to take on Perfection's Ultimo Tiger and CP Munk. This would be the first of five tag matches in the night as the first phase of the countdown was Tag Team Turmoil. Baka and Bolshoi brought a heavy lucha element to the table while Tiger and Munk brought a combination of technical skills and the typical dirty tactics. Ultimo tried to make a big statement and stayed in for most of the match, but that proved to work against him, as Bakayaro and Bolshoi naturally mesh as a team. At the end of the match all four wrestlers were in the ring. Bolshoi and Tiger were the legal men in. Bakayaro whipped CP Munk into the ropes and followed it up with a dropkick. Then, to the delight of the crowd he flipped over the ropes and took him down to the floor again. Bolshoi kicked a weary Ultimo Tiger in the gut and took him down with a Bolshoi Bomb. The pinfall lead to the first victory for this new SURGE team. After the match the fans were shocked to see Shadow once again making his way down to the ring to try and make another hit on the CXJ Division. That's when CXJ Champion Moz blindsided him, and the two rivals had to be pulled apart by security. Moz grabbed a mic.

Moz: Shadow! I have NO idea what you are doing and why? You lost your mask BIG DEAL! If you want to make a real statement then bring it in the ring! The word going around is that X-perience is going to be focusing on the CXJ Division this week. I hear I might have a title defense on tap. Why don't you lace the boots up and step in that ring again! I dare you!



Next up, it was the third match in Lovekick Connection's P+P Co-Op Championship Challenge. They have gone 2-0 so far, and would have a final challenge in the form of former Co-Op Champions P+P's Guapo Brothers. This interpromotional battle was the longest of the night and definitely one of the most competitive. Lovekick has really rebounded from some hard losses a few months back, but the Guapo Brothers still took them to the absolute distance. Jamie OD picked up the big win for his team after hitting the Penalty Kick on Billy Guapo and pinning him while Sal Paradise had Rocky trapped in a Paradise Lock. It was a great effort from both teams, and the Guapo Brothers continue to impress at home and abroad.

In the third battle in the Tag Team Turmoil, another SURGE team formed, as Amigo and Kinniku Mike teamed up to take on arch rivals Swift and Maurice of Perfection in a Best of 3 Tag Series. Swift was looking in a sour mood and wearing a baseball cap that he really didn't want to lose (for reasons covered on the weekend). This played a factor in this competitive bout. Despite having a big upcoming Hybrid battle against a member of the Jacie Family, Amigo went toe to toe with Maurice and let Perfection know that his title loss did not hurt him. Mike continuously tried to swipe off Swift's hat while trading bashing blows. When he finally swiped it and Swift was revealed to be bald, the fans laughed, and the fuming Swift was distracted enough to be captured in a Release Dragon Suplex and pinned once again by the Samoan Slaughterhouse. Swift went on another livid tirade and put his cap back on before heading to the back without Maurice. SURGE goes 1-0 against Perfection.

The Turmoil continued as MACHO DYNAMITE ran into the ring through the crowd and played up the crowd as they waited for their opponents. Captain Strong has a bit of a beef with Vs World Heavyweight Champion Outlaw Trevor Mach, but that is nothing compared to the story of Trevor and Ness. After the Destiny PPV, Trevor Mach scored a pin on Ness in the 8-Man Elimination Battle, but the war was far from over. Add in the Hardcore Hero Champion Dynamic Dougie as the wild card, and this turned into quite the exciting battle. Unlike their other encounters Trevor and Ness had no problem tagging in and clashing many times. Dougie found himself having to deal with an on form Captain Strong, who continues to dress in his MMA attire and play Maelstrom's game. The main focus was of course Trevor and Ness. They seemingly picked up right where they had left off at Destiny with both fighters throwing wild punches and kicks. Trevor kicked Ness in the gut and hit a snap suplex, but Ness quickly jumped to his feet and retaliated with a suplex of his own. He tried to follow it up with an ankle lock in an attempt to submit hybrid champion, but he caught a boot to the eye from Trevor. Outlaw got to his feet and tried to follow up with a bulldog, but Ness brought him down with a back body drop. It was a lot of counter maneuvering and another dead even clash. At one point they even rushed straight into each other as Trevor tried a flying Macha Ye and Ness went for the lariat. The stalemate broke when Strong managed to flip a charging Dougie over the ropes and then clocked Trevor hard with a punch to the jaw. He stumbled right into the waiting Ness who dropped him with a Thunder Brainbuster and rolled him up for the pin. 1-2-3! Ness won the match for his team and settled the score with Trevor Mach! After the match Trevor rolled around on the ground laughing. Ness looked furious and grabbed a mic.     

Ness: What is the matter with you man?! What happened to you?! You were always a little off, but you were never this crazy! I want to know right here and right now what it is you want! You whispered something to me after our match at Destiny. After you choked me out. You helped me up and said "I haven't won yet". What was that supposed to mean? Was it because I refused to be pinned by you. Was it because I refused to tap out to you! I've got news for you Trevor....you will NEVER break me! I won't tap out! I won't say I quit! I will fight you any time and any place!

Trevor Mach: HA! Now that's the spirit! That's what I wanted to see! THAT'S WHAT THE BUSHIDO MISSION IS ALL ABOUT! BOOSH! You think this is just about you and me Ness? Well buddy, I hate to break it to ya, but I've got a lot more on my plate at the moment.

Ness: Yeah...I know all about that. You're destroying everything that you and I built here. For four years you and I have stood for EBW. We believed that this is the ultimate arena for wrestling....TRADITIONAL PRO WRESTLING! Then one day you up and decide to start smacking me around with a bat. You decide you'd rather change the course of wrestling as we know it. Well I could respect your style of fighting, but then you try to destroy mine. You try to destory my EBW. I won't stand it for it Trevor I really won't! I will fight you every step of the way!

Trevor Mach: And THAT is exactly what I am counting on Ness! I may have gone a little mad HELL, we all go a little mad sometimes, but I've got a plan, I've got a mission that has to be completed. The only way you'll understand is if you put it all on the line buddy! It's time to nut up or shut up. I propose this. At Victory Explosion 4 we have ourselves a lot of fun and give these people the epic battle of a lifetime. The wrestling war to end all wrestling wars. At Victory Explosion 4 it should be Outlaw Trevor Mach versus The OG of EBW Ness. We put pride and ideology on the line. We settle it right then and there! Which style will prevail in the future of wrestling. Traditional Pro Wrestling or Hybrid Pro Wrestling. What do you say Ness? Let's beat the hell out of each other one more time.

Ness: What do I say....for the future of EBW? YOU'RE ON!


With that the crowd erupted in cheers as two eternal rivals stood toe to toe in the ring. This announcement even brought out Reno, who was in charge tonight, but agreed to stay in the back the whole night. Even this announcement brought him out.  A challenge was laid down that could change the course of EBW forever. Outlaw Trevor Mach seemed almost coherent as he brought down the gauntlet. It's still not quite clear if he truly has a purpose or if he has completely lost his mind, but what we do know is that one of the most epic encounters in modern day wrestling is set for Victory Explosion 4.



It was now time for the huge main event as champion and possible challenger teamed up to take on the top two of Perfection. Global World Champion Little Mac and Tack Angel versus w00t and Royal Crown Champion Rude. The stakes were raised in this match, and Tack put his #1 Contender spot on the line. It appeared that dissension was in the ranks of Perfection as w00t and Rude were butting heads, but perhaps the situation had been settled as Rude won back the Royal Crown Championship and taught w00t a lesson for trying to pass him by and interfere when he doesn't want him to. Tack and Mac will have to throw down on the biggest show of the year, but they worked well as a team in this encounter and went move for move with the Perfection team. Little Mac spent time recovering this past month while the VE4 main event was settled, and the time off really showed, the champion was on form. Tack was right there with him, but just like at Destiny he was no longer trying to impress Little Mac. He knew inside that he was on the same level and ready to go. w00t and Rude functioned as a team at the beginning, but throughout the match you could tell that Rude wasn't quite done with his payback. At one point w00t thumbed Tack in the eye and tried to tag out, but Rude pulled his hand back and w00t turned back around to eat a high kick. Reno came down to talk to Rude, but Rude wasn't listening to his longtime friend. It was obvious now that Rude was there for one purpose and one purpose only...sabotage. With that Mac and Tack whittled down the Perfection leader and Mac got the pin after a stiff KO Punch. A big victory for Champion and Challenger. Little Mac vs. Tack Angel is still on for Victory Explosion 4. After the match w00t and Rude argued outside the ring and Reno had to keep them separated. Perfection was suffering from an implosion. It looked like the night was going to end on a feel good moment as Mac and Tack shook hands, but when Tack turned his back Little Mac suddenly attacked him and floored him with the devastating punch. The crowd feel silent as Master Lu came down to the ring to join Little Mac. He had a mic in hand.

Master Lu: I told you things were going to be different Tack. You proved that you are a worthy man to be champion. It's time that you have to forge your own path now. You're on your own Tack.

Little Mac: No offense intended by the attack. This was merely a message for you. You can't trust anybody right now. All bets are off. You are my opponent and I will wrestle like hell to make sure I defeat you. Welcome to the big time Tack Angel....it's going to be a bumpy ride to Victory Explosion 4.




EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 1: Tag Team Turmoil!

1. CXJ Tag Team Battle NEW SURGE Dramatic Perfect Battle!
Bolshoi/Bakayaro beat CP Munk/Ultimo Tiger (8:12) when Bolshoi hit the Bolshoi Bomb on Ultimo Tiger.
2. P+P Co-Op Championship Challenge
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (3) beat Billy Guapo[P+P]/Rocky Guapo[P+P] (16:51) when Jamie hit the Penalty Kick on Billy Guapo.
3. EBW Tag Team Championship Best of 3 Contender Series SURGE vs. Perfection
Amigo/Kinniku Mike beat Swift/Maurice (7:59) when Kinniku Mike hit the Release Dragon Suplex on Swift.
4. Special Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Maelstrom
Ness/Captain Strong beat Trevor Mach/Dynamic Dougie (12:14) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on Trevor Mach.
5. Tag Team Turmoil Main Event Battle Future and Past vs. Perfect Implosion
Little Mac/Tack Angel beat w00t/Rude (11:36) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on w00t.

 

     Thread Starter
 

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Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



EBW: Victory Explosion 4 Location and Initial Matches Revealed!

People are buzzing and rumors are flying about what EBW has in store for Victory Explosion 4. Already added to the lineup are two of the biggest matches in company history. Trevor and Ness will do battle to determine the future of EBW. The winner will hold fate in their hands. The main event signals the coming of a new generation of main eventer, when Tack Angel tries to climb to the mountain top and take on Little Mac for the biggest title in the land, The Global World Championship.



The theme of this year's VE is "Fire it up!", as the roster will fire up the Saturn Dome like never before, and out of the ashes EBW will be taken to a new level one way or the other. As EBW looks to future it also honors the past as it officially kicks off the 4 Year Anniversary of EBW. The word going around is their may be many surprises from the past. We'll have more as the biggest show in EBW history shape up.

EBW: Victory Explosion 4 "Fire it up!"
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. Special Singles Battle Fire up the Future! Decide Fate!
Trevor Mach vs. Ness
2. Global World Championship
Little Mac(c) vs. Tack Angel

EBW: X-perience Card Revealed! Stage 2: CXJ!

The countdown to VE4 reaches Stage 2 as the CXJ Division takes over X-perience. Master Lu has stated that he believes the CXJ Division is one of the most valuable assets of the company. He's tried in the past to push an all CXJ show, but a backstage power struggle made that difficult. No word on Mr. Poochyfud's stance, but it does seem odd that Master Lu is pushing the show forward in the absence of the Owner. The CXJ action will begin with a 4-Way #1 Contender Battle to see who will join CXJ Champion Moz and Maelstrom's Picky Minch in the CXJ Championship Ladder Match in the main event. Then Lovekick Connection will team with SURGE's Bolshoi and Bakayaro when they do battle with P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish, CP Munk, and Ultimo Tiger. The third match is titled New Beginnings, as the two teams featured will be "hitting the reset button" as it were and starting new in the CXJ Tag Division. Maelstrom's Given and Taken will collide with the Sky Bombers Jeff Andonuts and Apple Kid. Match #4 will see the grudge match between Generator and Vs CXJ Champion Larmore get taken to a new level. The name of the match is Luchas de Apuestas, where each fighter will wager something important. In this case it will be Generator's signature mask against Larmore's hair. The main event will of course be the CXJ Championship Ladder Match. It's shaping up to be a crowning moment for the CXJ. A new revolution for the division is ready to begin...

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 2: CXJ Land!

1. CXJ #1 Contender 4-Way Battle
Fuel vs. Chicken Man vs. MASU vs. ?
2. 8-Man CXJ Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Bakayaro/Bolshoi vs. Grudge/Anguish/Ultimo Tiger/CP Munk
3. CXJ Tag Team Battle New Beginning
Given/Taken vs. Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid
4. Luchas de Apuestas Mask vs. Hair
Generator vs. Larmore
5. CXJ Championship Ladder Match
Moz(c) vs. Picky Minch vs. ?

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SWIFT on a Rampage!

After that performance at the Expo Center, SWIFT threw his hat down and went bonkers.  

SWIFT: 
I had enough of the laughing!  I have to find that costumed freak and get his share.  

CP Munk:
  Alright, Tiger.  We can’t let that loss slow us down.  We have to get focused.

Ultimo Tiger: Ahh, I need some Punch.  

BONG!



CP Munk:  What the?  SWIFT?  

SWIFT:
Where is he?

Ultimo Tiger:
  Who?

SWIFT:
  WHERE IS HE?

CP Munk:
What are you talking about?

SWIFT: AH!  USELESS!!

*POW*POW*POW*



Bolshoi, Jeff Andonuts, and Apple Kid walked in.

Bolshoi: And so that’s how I…WHOA!

Apple Kid:  SWIFT beaten Tiger and Munk up for you!

Jeff: Awesome!  That means, he’s on your side.

SWIFT:  Where is he?

Bolshoi:  Who?

SWIFT:
  I don’t have time for games.

*POW*POW*POW*

Jeff: Holy crap!  Why did you beat up Bolshoi?  Whoa!

SWIFT threw Jeff and pinned him onto the punching pad.

SWIFT:
Its your turn fatboy!

Apple Kid: I’m not fat!  I’m just chubby!

SWIFT:  Don’t question me, Fat BOY!!

*POW*POW*POW*



Amigo and Kinniku Mike are training in the dojo.  

Amigo:
One…Two….and Seven…

Mike:
  Hey!  You cheated!  You skipped count.

Amigo:  Hey, who told you to…

BAM!



SWIFT:  WHERE IS HE?

Amigo:  Swift?  Look man, I know it takes awhile to get used to.  But being completely hairless is not that bad..

SWIFT: SILENCE!!  

*POW*POW*POW




Mike:  Hey!  Get off him!  Hey!  I know you are taking this hard but there is nothing wrong here.  You are overreacting.  Eventually, people won’t laugh at your baldness.

SWIFT:  Baldness…baldness…THIS…IS…NOT FUNNY!!!



Mike: …and boom goes the dynamite!

SWIFT:  Stop with that phrase!

*plop*



At the Perfection VIP Room…


Rude:  Akinan!  Get out!  

Reno: Who let you in here anyway?

Akinan:  Looks like someone needs a HUG!

*BAM*



Rude: Swift?  

SWIFT:  IS HE IN HERE??

w00t: Who?

SWIFT:  AKINAN IS IN HERE?

Akinan:  Uh oh.  Somebody’s hugless…




SWIFT: Where is he?

Reno:  The one that took your hair?  I don’t know.

SWIFT:
  I’m gonna get him.  HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!

SWIFT left the room.

Somewhere in a hallway…


Ippatsuman:
He sure looks angry now that he lost his hair.

Polymar:  He should have never messed with my good name.

SWIFT:  I FOUND YOU!!  YOU ARE GONNA GET IT!

Speed:
  Not if we can help it!



SWIFT:  Get out of my way!!

*POW*POW*POW*



SWIFT: Now its your turn…

Polymar:  You know what you did!  Team Time Bokan, prepare for battle.

SWIFT:  Come on!  I’ll take you all on!

Casshern:  Get ready!

SWIFT: You’ll pay what you owe!  And I’ll ….

??: Phoenix Kick!

*PLOP*



Ken:  Quick there’s no time to waste.  We have to discuss plans to save this place.

Yattaman:  Roger that.  

Ippatsuman: Alrighty.

Casshern:
  Whose that?



??:  My name is Viktor Radmanovic.  I like to watch some BO*OM Wrestling.  I have perfect grammar and I’ll put down anyone who questions my beliefs.  I despise men liking men.  That is what is wrong with the world.

Yattaman:  Fiktor Radmanofic eh?  Are you sure your dislike is not just a front?  Are you sure that you are not a guy that likes naked guys?

Viktor:  For one, its spelled Viktor and Radmanovic.  We Russians spell and pronounce with a V, get it right!  Second, it might seem that you four are ones that are fond of the males.  You have no business being here.  

Ippatsuman:
Fix your hat man.  That’s an insult to baseball caps.  You are just trying to be gangsta.

Viktor:  Its called gangster.  Get it right.  I wear my hat they way that I want to.  I listen to that hardcore beats, yo.  Not those mainstream garbage.  I AM a real fighter.  We Russians produce the best fighters in the world.  You are a bunch of disgraces to fighting with your fruity costumes.

Yattaman:  Ah, this guy is annoying.  Polymar, you know what to do.

Polymar:  Rekka KICK!!




Casshern:  Hmmm...and here I thought he was a cyborg.

UPDATE:  Those who were attacked by Bald SWIFT have been checked into a local medical facility.  Sources say that the eight individuals suffered minor injuries and will be ready to go for competition.  Viktor Radmanovic is confirmed dead.  No charges will be pressed as he wasn't important to the world anyway.  He wasn’t a cyborg after all.

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The Victory Explosion 4 Countdown continues! This time we roll into X-perience, where for one night the CXJ Division is taking over! That's right, it's stage 2 of the countdown, and tonight 5 solid were booked to show to the world that this division is a cornerstone of EBW and a vital asset. A main event worth of PPV was booked as Moz would be defending his CXJ Championship against Picky Minch and an opponent to be detirmined in the opening contest.

The opening match was a CXJ #1 Contender 4-Way Battle featuring Fuel, Chicken Man, MASU, and a surprise opponent. The fourth man didn't come out immediately, so the three in the ring started without him and clashed in combination of lucha and technical mat action. They were wearing each other down as they traded elbows in the center of the ring when the lights suddenly went out. When they came back on Shadow had MASU trapped in a Chokeslam! The CXJ bully was back in in-ring action. He pushed them around the ring and was in firm control. He once again turned to MASU and dusted off his Shadow Driver finisher. Chicken Man climbed the ropes to try and take down Shadow with a Double Axe Handle, but Shadow grabbed him in mid air and chokeslammed him. Fuel came charging next, but Shadow evaded and tossed Fuel out the ring before pinning MASU. Shadow wins his return match and will go on to the main event. After the match he grabbed a mic.

Shadow: Moz....I'm coming for you.



We then went to the back where Nerma was standing by with Moz.



Nerma: Nerma here with our CXJ Champion Moz. Now Moz, you were just watching that opening bout like the rest of us. What are your thoughts on Shadow returning and earning a spot in the main event?

Moz: First off, Nerma, you are looking saucy tonight. Here is my hotel key!

Nerma: Oh my!

Moz: Second, I have to say that it is GREAT that EBW has gone forward with this all CXJ show. The CXJ Division is the heart and soul of EBW, so thank you for this Master Lu.

Master Lu: Not a problem Moz. You and the other guys earned it. I don't know why Mr. Poochyfud never wanted to do this, but it is my honor to present a show like this.

Moz: AS for Shadow....I'm glad that he's done with his hissy fit. The mad man of CXJ, the veteran of the division, the CXJ bully. It's time he came back. I'm looking forward to colliding with him in the ring. Enough of the cowardly blindsiding. You lost your mask SO WHAT?! I look forward to the main event. I also look forward to facing Picky Minch again. He may be a young guy, but he is my senior in this division. He is a veteran and former champion just like Shadow. He took me to the limit at Destiny. I look forward to this fight win or lose I'm gonna give em hell. I'll see you in my room tonight Nerma.

Nerma: Geez...these Lovekick guys have some nerve.

Master Lu: I don't see you giving him back the key.

Nerma: .....


The next match saw the #1 contenders to the P+P Co-Op Championship Lovekick Connection team with the new SURGE team Bolshoi and Bakayaro as they clashed with P+P Co-Op Champion Grudge & Anguish, Ultimo Tiger, and CP Munk. This was a long and entertaining bout. Both teams really brought it, and the multi-man CXJ action always gets the crowds excited. The Perfection team had to bust out the dirty tactics though, and Ultimo Tiger managed to pick up the win after low blowing Bolshoi and hitting his Tiger Driver finisher before rolling him up for the pin. Grudge and Anguish keep momentum heading into a title match with Lovekick, but Sal and Jamie are in top form and ready for a challenge.

We then went back to backstage as Nerma was tracking down Picky Minch.



Nerma: Nerma here again. This time I have found Picky Minch and ....Given and Taken?

Picky Minch: Yep! They look different huh? They are shedding that nonsense gimmick that Shadow gave them. They got some tips from someone they know very well and have decided to change it up a bit. Now they really are Sons of Anarchy ha!

Nerma: Right, so Picky Minch, you have been chosed to be the singles CXJ fighter for Maelstrom and tonight you get another shot at the belt. This time it's a ladder match and this time you will also be facing an old enemy in Shadow . How does that make you feel?

Picky Minch: Shadow won the opening match? Ha! That's cool! I've hung around with crazy ass Trevor Mach long enough, you should know how I feel about a challenge. Moz is definately a great champion. He has grown to be one of the best. Now I have one more shot to see if I can grab that gold again. I gave Moz my best and almost won. I am the first man to have pinned Shadow. I say my odds are as good as the next guy. Ha! Let's go guys, you've got a match coming up.


The third match featured a rejuvinated Given and Taken battling the team of Jeff Andonuts and Apple Kid. Given and Taken came out in their new biker inspired gear, dropping the gimmick that their former mentor had bestowed upon them. Since joining Maelstrom this team has really come together. Jeff and Apple have been a solid team in P+P since Picky defected, but Given and Taken were on form and took it to the Sky Bombers. In the conclusion of the match Given rolled up Apple Kid after a Doomsday Device. The Sons of Anarchy are back in form and ready to on a title hunt.  

It was now time for the first ever Luchas de Apuestas match in EBW history. The storied rivals Generator and Larmore were ready for a one-on-one collision. They were putting pride and honor on the line, but they were also wagering more. It would be mask vs. hair in this encounter. These two had a heated encounter lasting over 15 minutes. Generator kept to a flashy high flying strategy while Larmore wanted to keep it on the ground and brawl. Larmore's dirty tricks helped him gain an edge late in the match and he busted Generator open above his right eye with a hard elbow shot following an eye gouge. He proceeded to attack Generator's wound and grinded his fist and elbow into the cut. The blood was flowing, but Generator fought through it and hit a kick to the abdomen before hitting hie Complete Flash finisher and quickly rolling him up for the pin. After the match Generator whiped off his blood with a towel and then used the towel to hold Larmore down while security came out with the hair clippers. The pissed and disgruntled Vs CXJ Champion made one request before getting sheared, and that was to have a beer. Generator tossed him a beer and proceeded to shave Larmore bald. The drunken champ wasn't happy about it, but he took his medicine and declared that he would get payback...although it was a slurred speech it was still menacing.



Main event time as the ring was set up to hold the new C-X-J belt high over the ring. The fans were excited to see this big title match happen in the 8-sided ring. Moz, Shadow, and Picky would have to battle with everything they had in an attempt to get the ladder and grab the belt. Moz and Shadow shared a staredown as the bell rang, but Picky broke that up by Dropkicking Shadow into Moz and then trying to give Shadow a German suplex. The CXJ bully elbowed Picky in the side of the head and avoided the big move. Shadow and Picky used to battle a lot in the early day of the division. Picky was the first wrestler ever to pin Shadow, so this was a nostalgia trip. Moz was not going to go down without a fight though, and showed the past champions why he is the current champion. Once the ladder came into play things got alot more interesting. Shadow dropped Picky with a high kick before setting him on the ladder, climbing the nearest turnbuckle, and hitting a big elbow drop. Shadow would then get hit by Moz who jumped off another turnbuckle with a frog splash. The fans cheered for Moz as he picked up the ladder and made the climb towards the belt. Shadow refused to give up and rushed the ladder, sending it and Moz outside of the ring. The crash to the ring floor dazed the "teen idol", but only temporarily. The ladder on the otherhand was tangled in a rope. Shadow grabbed Picky by the hair and dragged him to the ropes. He used the ladder and the ring rope to choke him into near unconciousness. Moz quickly got back up to save the day. He floor Shadow with a Lariat and then picked him up to hit the Frontflip Piledriver, but Shadow flipped him up and over the ropes. Moz was once again down and hurting on the floor. Picky rushed Shadow, but was still woozy from the choking and stumbled at his feet. Shadow lifted him up and tossed him out of the ring as well. Shadow then set up the ladder and started climbing to the top. Moz was quick to join him and the two rivals traded blows at the top of the ladder. Shadow was giving Moz exactly what he wanted. He was back and he was settling this in the ring. One final chop from Shadow sent Moz to the mat, and before Picky could stop him Shadow grabbed the belt and once again became the CXJ Champion. The veteran stood triumphant, as his war against the entire CXJ Division has lead him back to the gold for a record 4th Time. Shadow may be without his mask and his Sons of Anarchy, but in the CXJ Division he's still THE MAN!


 
EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 2: CXJ Land!

1. CXJ #1 Contender 4-Way Battle
Shadow beat Fuel, Chicken Man, and MASU (4:13) with a Shadow Driver on MASU.
2. 8-Man CXJ Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection
Grudge/Anguish/Ultimo Tiger/CP Munk beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Bakayaro/Bolshoi (16:59) when Ultimo Tiger hit the Tiger Driver on Bolshoi.
3. CXJ Tag Team Battle New Beginning
Given/Taken beat Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid (12:35) when Given rolled up Apple Kid after a Doomsday Device.
4. Luchas de Apuestas Mask vs. Hair
Generator beat Larmore (15:42) with a Complete Flash. Larmore loses his hair.
5. CXJ Championship Ladder Match
Shadow beat Moz(c) and Picky Minch (18:19) by grabbing the belt to become the NEW CXJ Champion!

-



Versus finally returns to bring the people the Hybrid Wrestling action that they crave. After a month off due to contract disputes with EBW, Versus returns with Fight! 3 at the Eagleland Big Battle Dome. He have huge new for this big show. The Jacie Family is invading, and gunning for the former Royal Crown Champion Amigo, while a famous badass hero to many is making his Versus debut, and is getting an immediate main event dream match.



At the press conference today, it was was announced that Royce Jacie is the selected fighter from the Jacie Family to invade Versus. Amigo is his target, and he wishes to being  a loss to the PIXEL Killer. Amigo is happy to get this chance to fight a legend, but plans on adding his scalp to his already notable list. Amigo may have just lost the Royal Crown Championship, but his stock continues to rise with awesome fights and lots of exposure fighting legends.



More HUGE news followed, as Martial Arts expert and former tv star Jason David Frank is making his hybrid debut by coming into Versus. Jason David Frank or JDF is world famous for playing the role of the Green Ranger in the ENN tv series Super Sentai Awesomerangers. Trevor Mach happens to be a huge Sentai fan, and the Outlaw made JDF sign his Green Ranger figure. Trevor has been quite crazed lately, but seemed to be looking forward to fighting his childhood hero. This match will main event Fight! 3 and it will be for the Vs World Heavyweight Championship. JDF promised to show fans of his that he's a total fighter and would like to be known for more then just his show.....of course that didn't stop him from pleasing the fans and morphing into the Green Ranger right then and there. This is big news and a great acquisition for Versus.

Other matches on the show will see Kinniku Mike and Swift battle it out once again in a Special Wrestling Rules battle. Then Maelstrom's Jon Frye will duke it out with F-1's John Sapp. A special MFC offer match will see MFC Heavyweight Champion Hawk Lester taking on his rival Potato Face Mir in a non title match. Mir is hoping that Lester won't rape his face again like he has the past 20 times they have fought. Kazushi Sasake will prove to be Dave Larmore's ultimate test as they fight for his Vs CXJ Championship. Fight! 3 could be the best show yet!

Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight! 3
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. Special Wrestling Rules: Kinniku Mike[SURGE] vs. Swift[Perfection]
2. Jon Frye[Maelstrom] vs. John Sapp[F-1]
3. Hawk Lester[MFC] vs. Potato Face Mir[MFC]
4. Vs CXJ Championship: Kazushi Sasake[Maelstrom] vs. Dave Larmore(c)[Perfection]
5. Jacie Family Challenge: Royce Jacie[Jacie Family] vs. Amigo[SURGE]
6. Vs World Heavyweight Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[Maelstrom] vs. Jason David Frank[Free]

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Versus returned tonight at the Eagleland Big Battle Dome. A packed crowd came to see top notch Hybrid Wrestling action, and that is exactly what they got. Two big titles matches were booked, as well as some dream match ups, and an offer match from MFC featuring the Heavyweight champ and his rival. Speaking of rivals, the first bout was grudge match between Kinniku Mike and Swift. The match was held under special wrestling rules, and was one of many in a series of showdowns that these two have been in lately. Swift looked especially pissed on this occasion. The newly bald brawler really took it to Mike and shades of the old Swift were present. He couldn't pull any dirty tricks this time, but he didn't need them as he managed to hit Mike with the Muscle Buster and pinned for the 1-2-3. Jon Frye and John Sapp coliided in the second bout. Sapp had the size and strength, but the grizzled out veteran had the tenacity. He managed to chop down Sapp late in Round 2 and picked up the win via TKO striking. The MFC offer bout turned into a squash of sorts, but it was a very entertaining squash. Potato Head Mir once again got destroyed by MFC Heavyweight Champion Hawk Lester. After the bout a bloody and crying Mir promised he would win next time, but no one was listening. Dave Larmore made another defense of his title, and picked up the biggest win of his career, by upsetting Kazushi Sasake, with a submission no less. The brawler switched things up suddenly in Round 4 and trapped Sasake in a tight armbar. The win had to be a pick me up to the now bald Larmore. Amigo the PIXEL Killer had an epic showdown with Royce Jacie, but ultimately added another big scalp to his list. This bout was a clinic on how to work on the mat, but Amigo picked up the win late in round 3 by switching into pro wrestling mode and rolled up Gracie for the pin after a hard German Suplex. Amigo's stock continues to rise in the fighting world. The world was shocked in the main event, as Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach fell to JDF! The action star dazzled the fans with his extensive fighting knowledge and really brought it to the defending champ. Trevor held his own and tried to keep it on the mat where he had the advantage. In the end after 5 impressive rounds the judges narrowly scored it for JDF! The Green Ranger is the NEW Vs World Heavyweight Champion! Trevor was no down after the match, and said this is what the Bushido Mission is all about and it was an honor to lose to his hero. That being said a rematch is already being talked about for an upcoming show. Since no other Versus shows have been booked yet, we'll have to see what comes from this. All in all it was another satisfying show from the Hybrid tribe.

Versus Hybrid Wrestling Presents: Fight! 3
Eagleland Big Battle Dome
PPV

1. Special Wrestling Rules: Swift[Perfection] beat Kinniku Mike[SURGE] (10:19) with a Muscle Buster.
2. Jon Frye[Maelstrom] (R2, 4:12, TKO -> Strikes) John Sapp[F-1]
3. Hawk Lester[MFC] (R1, 0:51, KO -> Face Raping) Potato Face Mir[MFC]
4. Vs CXJ Championship: Dave Larmore(c)[Perfection] (R4, 1:21, Submission -> Armbar) Kazushi Sasake[Maelstrom] V2 Defense!
5. Jacie Family Challenge: Amigo[SURGE] (R3, 2:49, Pinfall -> German Suplex) Royce Jacie[Jacie Family]
6. Vs World Heavyweight Championship: Jason David Frank[Free] (R5, 5:00. 2-1 Split Decision) Trevor Mach(c)[Maelstrom]
-Jason David Frank becomes the 2nd Generation Vs World Heavyweight Champion!

-



Mr. Poochyfud gets ANOTHER visitor! EBW: X-cite Stage 3: Hardcore Hell!

EBW.com has just received footage from the hospital where Mr. Poochyfud is being treated. It seems that even after several interruptions he is still getting some unwanted "company". This time it was the enigmatic Maelstrom member Hotlanta.



Mr. Poochyfud: Nurse? Is that you? I'm ready for my Jelloooooooooo s**t! Hotlanta?! What are you doing here?!

Hotlanta: Just paying the boss a visit....that's all.

Mr. Poochyfud: Damn it! Get the hell out of here!

Hotlanta: Careful boss, I brought a "present" that I wouldn't mind breaking over your head.

Mr. Poochyfud: Oh please no! I just survived getting an elbow drop from a giant lighter mecha. How many people can say that?

Hotlanta: Relax Poochyfud, I'm not going to hurt you if I hear the right words come out of your mouth. Now, I have no idea why Trevor Mach is on the war path with wanting to take you down. I have no idea why invaders from Tatsunoko Fight want a piece of you either. Frankly, that is not my business. I just do my own thing. Right now, I need something from you. I need your booking powers because Master Lu denied my request and I don't like to hear the word "no".

Mr. Poochyfud: You got it! What do you want!

Hotlanta: What do you think I want? This upcoming episode of X-cite is going to have a "Hardcore" theme to it. That's got my name written all over it.

Mr. Poochyfud: .....You want....

Hotlanta: KYO.

Mr. Poochyfud: Done! He's all yours! On X-cite, you and KYO....one on one.

Hotlanta: Thank you....now was that so hard?

Mr. Poochyfud: ....get your fill of violence while you still can I guess....

Hotlanta: What was that?!

Mr. Poochyfud: Nothing! Ahhhh!!!!


Mr. Poochyfud was found several minutes later knocked out by his own bedpan...

So it has been confirmed that Stage 3 of the countdown to Victory Explosion will see an all No Rules themed show. The opening bout will see Moz try to get on the comeback trail when he joins Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, Picky Minch, Bolshoi, and Bakayaro in a 6-Way No Rules CXJ Battle. Amigo and Kinniku Mike will face Swift and Maurice in the second match in their best of three series. This match will of course have no rules. Little Mac will once again team with Tack Angel, with Ness rounding out the team as they take on w00t, Rude, and Reno. Both teams have a lot of distrust right now. Little Mac has made it clear that from here on in he is treating Tack like an opponent. Will Tack do the same? w00t and Rude are on the verge of a breakdown. Can Reno's involvement mend the fence in Perfection? Then KYO and Hotlanta will collide once again in a No Rules Battle. The main event will see the other half of "Greatest Tag Team Akatsuki" Danny Leung make a play for singles gold for the first time in nearly two years when tries to lift the Hardcore Hero Championship off of Dynamic Dougie? Can Danny become a Double Champion? The stakes continue to rise as we inch closer to the biggest show of the year.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 3: Hardcore Hell!

1. No Rules CXJ 6-Way Battle High Flying High Violence
Moz vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Picky Minch vs. Fuel vs. Bakayaro vs. Bolshoi
2. EBW Tag Team Championship Best of 3 Challenge No Rules Battle
Amigo/Kinniku Mike vs. Swift/Maurice
3. 6-Man No Rules Tag Team Battle No Rule and No Trust
Little Mac/Tack Angel/Ness vs. w00t/Rude/Reno
4. Special No Rules Singles Battle Bloody Contempt
Hotlanta vs. KYO
5. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Dynamic Deathmatch
Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. Danny Leung

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WEB Shenanigans lead to a jail break!

WEB just had it's inaugural  Pay Per View yesterday, and by all means it was a critical success. The only real "hiccup" in the whole show came when Lady M's showed a new rebellious nature during her WrestleJam contract signing and tried to get a piece of Alissa Flash.



Tess had Franky and his Shark Security escort M's out of the building and into the custody of Captain Strong and the Fourside Police Force. EBW.com followed them as they put Lady M's behind bars.



Lady M's: Oh come Strong! Can't you take a joke?! I'm not saying you're actually a pig, I just said you smell like bacon!

Captain Strong: Yeah...haha...I get the joke. Don't make this personal now M's. I take this job as seriously as my wrestling career.

Lady M's: Ooo...hard worker with two jobs eh? If you need some extra cash I think WEB could use another janitor.

Captain Strong: Ugh....Lock her up now!

Police Officer: Yes sir!


It looked like Lady M's would be having to spend the in jail until....

*THUD*

Captain Strong: What the hell was that?! It sounded like something just smashed down a wall!

Police Officer: SIR! You better come back here!




Captain Strong: MAAAAACH!

Trevor Mach: Oh heya Strong! What's happening?

Captain Strong: WHAT'S HAPPENING?! What's happening is that you just smashed a car through a police station, and....is that a BOMB?!

Trevor Mach: Yep! It's one of those old school round bombs with the big fuse. Pretty cool huh?

Captain Strong: What are you doing with a bomb in a Police Station?!

Trevor Mach: Well how else was I supposed to bust Tali out of jail?! Oh yeah....we should stand back. BOOSH!

*BOOM*




Trevor Mach: WOW! That is a damn strong door!

Lady M's: Trevor, up to no good eh?

Trevor Mach: You know me Talicious!

Lady M's: Yeah I do....but a jail break?

Trevor Mach: Well, you always say we should do more things together. LOVE the new look by the way.

Captain Strong: I THINK YOU ARE FORGETTING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT HERE TREVOR MACH!

Trevor Mach: What? Is my fly unzipped?

Captain Strong: NO! You just smashed a car through a police station wall and used a bomb to bust Lady M's out of jail! Do you have any idea how much trouble you are in?!

Trevor Mach: My first guess would be.......a lot?

Captain Strong: A lo....YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT A LOT! You're going away for a looooong time!

Trevor Mach: Oh come on! What is the fun in that?! How about we settle this like wrestlers!

Captain Strong: WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: The next episode of X-cite is a Hardcore Show. How about instead of arresting me, you and I duke it out one more time....for the last time....at least this time. It could be a chain match! Now doesn't that sound like fun to you?!

Captain Strong: FUN?! You just broke the law and you want me to drop the charges so we can have a wrestling match?!

Trevor Mach: Yep! How else do you solve conflicts? Group therapy?

Captain Strong: YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND! I AM NOT DOING THAT! NOW YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

Trevor Mach: Oh come on....Chicken!

Captain Strong: What?

Trevor Mach: CHICKEN!

Captain Strong: I am not a....

Trevor Mach: Chicken! Chicken!

Captain Strong: Stop calling me a...

Trevor Mach: CHICKEN! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!

Captain Strong: OK FINE! You're on! I'll beat some damn respect into you at X-cite!

Lady M's: Holy s**t....I can't believe that actually worked.

Trevor Mach: See wasn't that easy? Now don't you worry about all this damage. Here is some money to pay for the repairs. Oh, and here is some extra money for the broken window.

Captain Strong: What broken window?

Trevor Mach: ....MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!



Captain Strong: ....ARG!

Police Officer: Why hasn't anyone else arrested this lunatic yet?

Lady M's: ....So....can I just...

Captain Strong: Fine! Yeah! Just go.....I don't care anymore.


EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 3: Hardcore Hell!

1. No Rules CXJ 6-Way Battle High Flying High Violence
Moz vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Picky Minch vs. Fuel vs. Bakayaro vs. Bolshoi
2. EBW Tag Team Championship Best of 3 Challenge No Rules Battle
Amigo/Kinniku Mike vs. Swift/Maurice
3. No Rules Chain Match Maelstrom vs. SURGE One More Time For the Last Time.....Maybe
Trevor Mach vs. Captain Strong
4. 6-Man No Rules Tag Team Battle No Rule and No Trust
Little Mac/Tack Angel/Ness vs. w00t/Rude/Reno
5. Special No Rules Singles Battle Bloody Contempt
Hotlanta vs. KYO
6. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Dynamic Deathmatch
Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. Danny Leung

 

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12/06/2019 1:16 pm  #87


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



There is more footage from the hospital where Mr. Poochyfud is treated.  Mr. Poochyfud can’t seem to get a break.  

Mr. Poochyfud:  zzzZZZzzz…

*knock*knock*


Mr. Poochyfud:  Wha…wha…Come in.



Ippatsuman:
Hey.  We have to talk.

Mr. Poochyfud:
  On what?

Ippatsuman: I saw what happened between you and Hotlanta…on the website of course.

Mr. Poochyfud:
Too bad.  If you want to fight him then you can’t.

Ippatsuman:
No no no!  Well, you are half right.  You see, me and Tekkaman here want a match at Victory Explosion.

Mr.  Poochyfud: And?

Ippatsuman: And…how about giving me a match with the guy that helped take part in blowing your building.

Mr. Poochyfud:  Dynamic Dougie?

Ippatsuman: Yes.  And throw in a partner in there as well.  We’re on your side here.

Mr.  Poochyfud: You know what…Hotlanta needs to be taught a lesson for barging in my room like that.  You know what?  Hmm…you and Tekkaman against Dougie and Hotlanta at VE4?  Lemme think about that.

Ippatsuman:  Good…good.  

Tekkaman:  You thought about it yet?

Mr. Poochyfud:  NO!  GO AWAY!! AHHH!!!

*bong*

Tekkaman: Whoa!  He hit his head on the wall!

Ippatsuman:  Ouch.  He looks creepy now.  Let’s go!  



Sal: So, how are you taking that loss, eh?

Jamie:  Come on.  Let’s go to the bar and pick up some ladies!  

Moz: Not now.

Sal: *gasp* Lovekick, not lady-hunting?

Jamie:  Insane.

Moz:
  Why are we in front of Poochyfud’s room?

Sal: A backup in case something rare like this happens.

Jamie: Yup.  We are gonna mess with ol’ Poochyfud.

Moz:  That I can do.  Hold on.  I got something for you twos.

Jamie:  Uh oh.



Moz:  There we go.  Looks good.  Any questions?

Sal:
  I have a question!  How come Mr. Poochyfud has four legs?

Moz: Just go!

Jamie:  So did you watch that episode of Rakasu: Epic Drama?

Sal:  What?  Why would I want to watch that?  It’s nothing but two minutes worth of statistics.  

Jamie:  But it’s written by one of the most world-renowned screenwriters, BJ Donatello.

Sal:  Meh, anything he writes is utter garbage.  

Moz:  JUST GO!

Inside the room…

Jamie:  Look!  There he is.  Let’s be quiet.  Shhh.



Sal:  Poochyfud!  Oh Poochyfud!  You have been charged with treason!  How do you plead, Poochy-lips?

Poochyfud stares blankly.

Jamie:
He looks creepy.

Sal: 
Shut up!  Its his nose.  Anyway.  Mr. Poochyfud!  I am your conscience!  

Jamie:  …I’m his conscience too.

Sal:
What?

Jamie:  Don’t say “I”, say “we”.

Sal: What?

Jamie:  We!  WE!!

Sal: Oh okay.  We-We!

Jamie: Tehehehe…you said we-we!  Kehehehe!  Say it again.

Sal: 
We-We!!

Jamie: Hehehehe!  Shh!  Shh!

Sal:  Your conscience has spoken!  



-

Earlier Today...



Master Lu: Trevor...Trevor Mach.

Trevor Mach: Oh heya Lu! Oh Nester is with ya too! What can I do for ya?

Master Lu: I'm here on orders from Mr. Poochyfud.

Trevor Mach: Orders from da Pooch? I thought you had your own set of nuts Lu.

Ness: Don't talk to Master Lu that way Trevor! I'm still trying to figure out just what the hell has happened to you. Do you take anything seriously anymore?

Trevor Mach: Do I take anything seriously? I am very serious right now....see....this is my serious face. Look at my face Ness....do you see this scar on my face? You know how I got it. We don't talk about it anymore....but you KNOW how I got it and you know what I had to go through! You know just how seriously I can take things.

Ness: Yeah, but things are different now aren't they? We're on two different paths....and you've become my enemy. I stand up for the Traditional Professional Wrestling that has helped EBW grow in 4 years to the top of the fighting sports. All you seem to care about now is taking that all away. You are trashing everything we worked hard to achieve and hiding behind your silly Bushido mantra.

Trevor Mach: Bushido lives with me Ness! You must really have no idea what is really going on. I won't know for sure until you face me at Victory Explosion 4 though. I have to see for myself.

Ness: Why don't you just TELL ME what is going on then Trevor!

Trevor Mach: I would....but Master Lu has something to say! HA!

Ness: *Groan*

Master Lu: My orders from Mr. Poochyfud are to have you and Maelstrom escorted from the grounds. Until you disband as a team none of you are allowed to use EBW training equipment. You are still expected to compete tonight though.

Trevor Mach: That's fine with us. We'll still be there. Ness, you need to look behind the scenes....something big is coming. You're backing the wrong horse.

Ness: What are you....

Trevor Mach: Come on team! Party at my house! BOOSH!




The Countdown continues as X-cite goes Hardcore! Victory Explosion 4 is closing in, and the stakes are being raised in Stage 3. 6 big matches would go down under the No Rules stipulation and blood was sure to flow. Maelstrom continues to bring the chaos while Perfection is on the verge of a meltdown. How would EBW handle the pressure of Hardcore Hell?

In the opening contest the CXJ Division went extreme with a No Rules CXJ 7-Way Battle. Moz, Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, Picky Minch, Fuel, Bolshoi, and Bakayaro were involved in this free-for-all, and all of them had no trouble bring hardcore into the CXJ Division. With no rules these high flyers were free to take the fight out of the ring or use weapons. Ultimo Tiger had no trouble using a chair to try and fend off the others, bu Chicken Man disarmed him early and hit a Chickenwing Neckbreaker onto the chair. He tried to go for a pin, but Bolshoi and Bakayaro each hit a top rope moonsault in unison from other end of the ring to break up the pin. Outside of the ring Moz and Picky Minch were once again trading shots with Fuel trying to get involved as well and bring the fight to the two former CXJ champs. Moz managedto dropkick Picky into the ring steps and incapacitated him long enough to really get brutal with Fuel. He kicked him in the abdomen and hit the Frontflip Piledriver on the hard floor. The fans gasped as this was unlike Moz, but the determined former champion didn't hesitate for a second. He dragged Fuel back into the ring and stood him into the corner. As Bolshoi and Bakayaro double drop kicked Chicken Man and Ultimo Tiger out of the ring Moz hit Fuel with a dropkick of his own with assistance from a chair. He then rolled up the prone Fuel to get the win. After the match Moz called out Shadow, but the new champion failed to come out. Moz is more determined then ever and this brutal match was the proof.

We then went to the back where Nerma was standing by with Tack Angel and Global World Champion Little Mac.



Nerma: Nerma here with our Global World Champion, the legend himself Little Mac, and standing on my other side is the man who will challenge him for the gold at Victory Explosion 4 Tack Angel. Now last week Little Mac, we saw you lay out Tack Angel after acting as sort of a mentor to him for weeks leading up to his win over w00t at Destiny....I have to ask why?

Little Mac: It wasn't personal...Tack....it really wasn't personal. You just have to realize that the time to be a mentor is over. You are officially my opponent at the biggest show of the year. You will trying to take this from me....the Global World Championship. The gold means everything in this sport. I've seen a lot of changes in wrestling. Back in the old days I was the forerunner of a new movement. Wrestling became more entertainment based. Things were a lot more flashy, and I was getting a lot of exposure as the NCW Champion. Back then because I was the champ I became a permanent symbol in a golden era of "sports entertainment". The times have changed and I have tried to change with them, but one thing that will never change is how important this belt is. This belt will make you a GOD of wrestling! This belt will make you immortal! This belt will make you the greatest wrestler and make you greater then mortal men! This belt....means that you have achieved the meaning of your entire life! I'm glad that you will be facing me at the big show Tack as I think you deserve it, but I will be damned if I'm going to let you walk over me and take this belt.

Nerma: Tack.....what do you have to say to all of that?

Tack Angel: I know exactly what Little Mac is talking about. I watched him and looked up to him during that "golden age". It was a different time as wrestlers were valued more on their look and charisma then their skill. Little Mac was an exception though, he was the total package. He really was the GOD of wrestling. Things have changed and now I have a chance to achieve that status. Will I become the next Little Mac? No.....I am the first and only Pushpin Seraphim. I AM TACK ANGEL THE NEXT GLOBAL WORLD CHAMPION! I know that it wasn't personal last week Mac, so I hope you understand if I have to repay the favor!

Little Mac: A bit overly confident now are we?

Tack Angel: Damn right I am! You, Lu, and hell even Tess.....You all created a monster!

Nerma: We'll see these two join Ness in a match against Perfection later tonight!


Next up, we had the second match in a EBW Tag Team Championship Best of 3 Challenge between the SURGE team of Amigo & Kinniku Mike and the Perfection team of Swift and Maurice. This time the match would be held under No Rules, and if SURGE won again this time then they would be VE bound. A newly bald and angry Swift really showed a change in this match. He said goodbye to his Perfection tactics and we saw a return of the Brawler. Amigo was also hurting badly from his narrow victory over Royce Jacie on the last Versus show. Swift once again clashed with Mike in a series of power moves while Maurice brought more pain to Amigo with strong, rapid strikes. The No Rules stipulation barely played a factor in this match except for the fact that all four fighters were in the ring at the same time and when Swift was choking Mike when he grinded his foot against his throat. Swift was out to punish Mike and reclaim his cred as "Brawler". He dropped Mike with a Muscle Buster, but refused to pin him. He continued to thrash him while Maurice finished off the injured Amigo with a French Fist KO. He rolled up Amigo to score the pin and evened the score for the Perfection tag team.

After the match EBW camera followed Swift and Maurice back to the Perfection VIP Room.



Swift: ARG!

Maurice: ....Relax man....we just won the match.

Swift: That's not F***ing good enough until I get my hands on those Tatsunoko bitches for shaving my epic fro.

Maurice: Yeah....looks like you're not the only one who is pissed right now.

Reno: Guys, calm down!

w00t: I don't think so Reno! Your buddy here screwed me over one too many times!

Rude: Screwed you? How about all the times you screwed me over w00t? From the second I first became Royal Crown Champion you were worried that I would be gunning after you! You tried to keep me down and hold me back dawg! I'm the Perfection Playa! I'm the Rulebreaka! Unlike you I can win my matches without your help and unlike you I should be the top dawg around here! In fact...I AM the top dawg around here ya feel me?

w00t: No, I do not....."feel you"! I am the top "dawg" around here! If you don't like it then get the hell out! I have given my blood, my sweat, and my tears to make sure that Perfection became the elite stable around here. I made sure you had all your golden opportunities!

Rude: Yeah....then when I lost one time you tried to make me take a permanent vacation and replaced me with the french fluff over there!

w00t: Are you an idiot Rude?! You just suffered a big loss and made us all look bad! You needed time to recover and Perfection needed to get the gold back! Maurice was brought in for that reason! You don't think strategically like I do!

Maurice: Um....I am standing right here guys.

Rude: You're not a saint w00t, you're not a "mentor" trying to protect your "family", and you're not champion material. You're just a poser and a punk ass bitch!

w00t: .....

Reno: Guys! We have a match tonight! I know you both disagree right now, but we have to put that aside for the greater good! Let's do this for Perfection!

Rude: .....

w00t: .....

Danny Leung: You know brother....it's ironic that they think YOU are the crazy one.

KYO: .....


The third match saw Captain Strong and Trevor Mach collide once again as this mini feud took a strange turn over the weekend. This time it would be in a No Rules Chain match. Ness came out to watch as his VE4 opponent was chained to the SURGE leader. This was a closer battle then then their previous encounters, and Strong took control for several minutes after delivering hard elbows. Trevor managed to absorb the blows and retaliated with hard knees. The close combat benefited both fighters, as they were prone to striking and ground attacks more then anything. For some reason EBW Security came down to ringside as Trevor and Strong trading bloody headbutts and began to throw weapons into the ring. Trevor caught Strong in a clinch and delivered a hard knee to the face that floored him.  He then backed up as far as he could to deliver the Macha Ye, but Strong deflected the attack with a chair to the knee. Strong got back to his feet and floored Trevor with the chair. Trevor used the chain to drag Strong down to the mat and the grappled over the chair. One of the security members whispered something to the other after hearing something in his ear piece. Then security then once again tossed weapons into the ring, but one of the chairs thrown directly hit Trevor in the back of the head. This dazed him long enough for Strong to hit his Strong Chop and pinned Trevor for his first win over the Maelstrom leader. the fans booed and Strong didn't look to happy himself as the shot to Trevor looked intentional even though the security team were claiming it was an accident. Why were they even down there? Ness asked the same question and asked them to go to the back. He went into the ring to try and help Trevor up, but the Outlaw punched him square in the mouth. He pointed to the security and associated Ness with them. He tried to walk away in dramatic fashion, but he was still connected to Strong. After an awkward pause he ran at Strong and floored him with a flying knee before grabbing a mic.

Trevor Mach: You almost had me fooled Ness! You almost had me thinking you were genuine! I can see what is really going on here. I take things really seriously Ness, but what happens when you realize that everything you ever fought for amounted to nothing! You want to judge me for my new tactics in my Bushido Mission. Well I will tell you right now I am GUILTY! You want to call me an Outlaw? You want to call me EBW Public Enemy #1? We already know about all of that! From now on Ness....you can call me "Guilty Bushido"!



Match #4 saw Global World Champion Little Mac team with Tack Angel and Ness to take on w00t, Royal Crown Champion Rude, and Reno in a 6-Man No Rules Tag Team Battle. This was an intriguing match, as these fighters are more prone to technical classics, plus the fact that their was a lot of distrust on both sides. Mac and Tack were trying to one up each other in the hardcore environment while also watching their backs in case one or the other decided to attack. Ness was able to make short work of Reno who was more busy trying to make w00t and Rude work as a team. In the end w00t got some payback on Rude and hit him with the WKO before leaving the ring. As Rude got to his feet he ate a KO Punch from Mac who rolled him up for the win. After the match w00t dragged Rude out of the ring and WKO'd him again on the ground. Reno had to pull him off as he screamed at the unconscious Royal Crown Champion. Mac was too busy watching the action outside of the ring to notice Tack grab a crutch and bash the champ over the head with it. The crowd actually cheered the surprise action as Tack was standing up for himself and letting Mac know he was ready for the big show.



Next up, the blood rivals Hotlanta and KYO would once again battle in the no rules environment. It was sure to be another blood bath. Before the match began it was announced that the match had been changed to add Falls Count Anywhere to the stipulation. Hot and KYO didn't even wait for the bell. Within seconds of entering the ring they were all over each other with hard strikes and attempted weapon hits. They hated each other and this hatred lead to some brutal exchanges. Hotlanta hit KYO with a high kick before wrapping him in wire and bashing him over the head with a chair. KYO responded by trying to use the wire to choke Hot, before tossing him into a chair in the corner. The action in the ring was making the crowd cringe, yet once they saw the fighters were still alive they would continue to cheer the hardcore heroes. In the closing minutes of the match KYO was looking to finish Hotlanta off with a Cradle Piledriver onto a trash can, but Hotlanta managed to escape, kick KYO in the gut, and then dropped him with a Double Underhook Facebuster. 1-2-Kickout! Hot could not stop the crazed demon in the ring so he took the fight outside. As they both fought up the ramp KYO managed to bite into Hot's forehead and cause him to bleed heavily. This didn't slow down Hotlanta, and he used a school boy to bring KYO down on to the hard ramp. He found a shopping cart and ran it right into his face. KYO was subdued enough for Hotlanta to set down a board covered in wire and brought KYO down onto it with a Bellerophon Bomb. He went for the pin 1-2-3! Hotlanta won the tough battle and gained another win in his bloody saga with Akatsuki.



In the main event of Hardcore Hell Dynamic Dougie would attempt to defend his Hardcore Hero Championship against Danny Leung. This was one of the more technical exchanges, as Dougie has always been more of a striker, but once the weapons came out it turned into a hardcore brawl. Danny's hatred fueled offense dominated early on while the action was still in the ring, but Dougie managed to flip Danny onto a chair that had been brought in and proceeded to smash him with another chair Con-Chair-To style. The action eventually spilled out of the ring and the ref had to follow the fighters into the crowd to try and get them back in the ring. You could really tell that the belt was on the line as these two sacrificed their bodies. The two fighters brawled in one of the patron entrances and took turns smashing each others' heads into the concrete walls. Later, Danny and Dougie both tried to hit and superkick at the same time and both were tossed back by the impact. Dougie was the first to get to his feet and hit Danny with a chair assisted elbow drop. The crowd was fired up now and Dougie was looking pumped. He decided to go high risk and climbed to the top of the entrance way. He then leapt down to hit an leg drop, but Danny rolled out of the way. Dougie landed right on his bandaged leg and grabbed onto it in agony as Danny hit him with a Shining Wizard. Dougie was hurt, but the match continued. More hardcore weapons were used, including a shopping cart that Danny pushed straight into the now heavily limping Dynamic Champ. The bloody carnage continued, and lead outside of the arena where Dougie brained Danny with a chair to buy himself some time. The brother of KYO continued to try and get up, but Dougie kept knocking him down with the chair. Finally Danny was able to grab Dougie's hurt leg and brought him to the ground. At this point the two were in the loading and receiving area of the arena. Danny found a forklift and tried to run Dougie over with it, but Dougie jumped onto the forklift as well and Danny drove them straight back into the arena. Once there Danny hit the brakes and sent Dougie flying into the guard rail. He dragged the injured champion back into the ring, but Dougie then kicked him and hit the Dynamic DDT!  1-2-KICKOUT! Dougie picked him up to try again, but Danny countered and hit his brother's Cradle Piledriver! 1-2-KICKOUT! Dougie somehow managed to survive, but he was hurting badly. Danny let Dougie try to get to his feet as he set up a table in the ring. When Dougie finally got up on shaky legs he was quickly brought back down with an Emo Cutter through the table. 1-2-3! Danny Leung won the crazy and close hardcore battle to become the 4th Hardcore Hero Champion! The show ended with Greatest Tag Team Akatsuki adding more gold to their unstoppable tandem.



The Countdown to Victory Explosion 4 Continues...

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 3: Hardcore Hell!

1. No Rules CXJ 7-Way Battle High Flying High Violence
Moz beat Chicken Man, Ultimo Tiger, Picky Minch, Fuel, Bakayaro, Bolshoi (9:10) with a Rollup Pin on Fuel.
2. EBW Tag Team Championship Best of 3 Challenge No Rules Battle
Swift/Maurice beat Amigo/Kinniku Mike (10:19) when Maurice hit Amigo with the French Fist KO.
3. No Rules Chain Match Maelstrom vs. SURGE One More Time For the Last Time.....Maybe
Captain Strong beat Trevor Mach (8:48) with a Strong Chop w/ Chair.
4. 6-Man No Rules Tag Team Battle No Rule and No Trust
Little Mac/Tack Angel/Ness beat w00t/Rude/Reno (14:23) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on Rude.
5. Special No Rules Falls Count Anywhere Battle Bloody Contempt
Hotlanta beat KYO (15:56) with the Bellerophon Bomb.
6. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Dynamic Deathmatch
Danny Leung beat Dynamic Dougie(c) (13:04) with an Emo Cutter through a table to become the 4th EBW Hardcore Hero Champion!

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The Cameras caught up to SWIFT visiting Dr. Arthur Anymoredonut’s office.



SWIFT:  So how does it look, Dr. Donut?

Dr. Donut:  Mmm, does not look good, Jim.  Nurse, go get him some water.

Nurse: 
Ok, Dr. Donut.

Dr. Donut: It seems that you have a rare case of Knock-out-terminaliosis.

SWIFT:  And what is that?

Dr. Donut:
The reason why you are bald and there’s no evidence of any of it growing back is that you have this rare condition.  Knock-out-terminaliosis is when you got knocked out in your head so bad that every hair on your body, not just your head, are removed from existence.  There are two symptoms of it.  The first one is the sudden urge to have an unprotected obsession to watching Rakasu: Epic Drama.  The second is going completely hairless with an uncontrollable rage to follow.

SWIFT: I know i don't watch that abortion of a TV show.  Obviously, i'm bald and got really pissed afterwards.  So is there a way for my hair to grow back?

Dr. Donut:  Well, there’s good news and some bad news.  The good news that your hair can grow back and may take up to a year for the hair to sprout out of your head.  The bad news is you only have a 2% chance of your hair growing back.  

SWIFT: You telling me that I have a 95% chance of me being completely hairless for the rest of my life?

Dr. Donut:  YIP.  If you do manage to have that 2% in your favor, then you mind as well be a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy.

SWIFT:
A 2% chance that my hair will grow back.  A possibility to stay bald and hairless forever.  Those Tatsunoko punks will get theirs.  I will never forget that day.  

*tunes to flashback sequence*

SWIFT: Wah.  Who are you?  Why were you in Poochyfud’s room?

Polymar:
  I am Hurricane Polymar!  And I know who you are!  You are an imposter!



SWIFT: Nonsense!  I am never an imposter!  You are the imposter!

Polymar:  No!  That’s impossible!  You are me!  And I am you!  That’s what paper says!

SWIFT:  Papers are lies!  I never be you!  You never be me!  

Polymar:
You soiled my name!  You are mocking Polymar!  You will say sorry!

SWIFT: I will never say sorry!  I have never done such things!  You are mistaken!

Polymar: You are the mistaken one!  

SWIFT:  Enough!  WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!

Polymar:  HYAA!!  WOOO!!! HYEE!!

SWIFT: HAAA!!!  YAAA!!  HOOO!!! HADUUUKEN!!



SWIFT:  I got him!  No way!  I missed!  You are quick, grasshopper!

Polymar: You are the grasshopper!  You are more like cricket!  HAHAHA!

SWIFT:  That is impossible!  I saw you got hit!

Polymar: HAHA!  I have turned into a jet!  And flew off to avoid contact!  Your fireball is too big!  It’s too bright!  You can’t see the other side!  HAHA!

SWIFT:  Impossible!  No way you turn into flying machine!

Polymar: Possible!  it’s the costume power!  HAHA!

SWIFT:  I will beat you!  I throw fireball again!  HA!!  HOO!! HA!!

Polymar: HA!! HOO!! HIYA!!



*flashback ends*


SWIFT: 
How in the world did they film my flashback?

-



EBW goes Hybrid! Trevor Mach prepares for Vs Championship Rematch!

As the VE4 Countdown reaches Stage 4, EBW is preparing to go Hybrid! With Mr. Poochyfud still recovering Master Lu is attempting to mend fences with Maelstrom by making the next show a hybrid special. The show will kick off with a 3-Team CXJ Battle Lovekick vs. Perfection vs. Maelstrom, but the rest of the matches on the show will be held under Versus Hybrid Rules. Some big match ups are planned, with Kinniku Mike taking on Maurice and Swift taking on former Royal Crown Champion Amigo. Ness will challenge his VE4 opponents style as he steps into the hybrid battleground against Rude. He has promised to win the match with a traditional wrestling move and a pinfall. Larmore will defend his Vs CXJ Championship against his long term rival Generator while new Vs World Heavyweight Champion MMA Star/Power Ranger Jason David Frank will be defending his belt against former champion Trevor Mach in a rematch from Fight! 3.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 4: Bushido Warpath!

1. 3-Team CXJ Battle Lovekick vs. Perfection vs. Maelstrom
Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Ultimo Tiger/Grudge/Anguish vs. Picky Minch/Given/Taken
2. Hybrid Rules Battle ReSURGEnce
Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice
3. Hybrid Rules Battle Bald Fury/PIXEL Killer
Swift vs. Amigo
4. Hybrid Rules Battle Welcome to the Hybrid World
Ness vs. Rude
5. Vs CXJ Championship Battle Shut uo Kick Ass
Larmore(c) vs. Generator
6. Vs World Heavyweight Championship Battle Green Ranger/Guilty Bushido
Jason David Frank(c) vs. Trevor Mach

Trevor has had some tough times heading into VE4 with 3 consecutive losses and hopes to regain momentum by reapturing the title. EBW.com was on hand as Trevor and the rest of Maelstrom were hard at work training. "Guilty Bushido" looked focused and confident.



Hotlanta: Hey Trev, why you looking so confident for? This JDF fella had your number last time around didn't he?

Trevor Mach: Well yeah he did Buzzkillington, but things will be different this time. For one each loss helps me grow as a fighter. Plus, I had a lot of pressure taking on my childhood hero!

Hotlanta: And two?

Trevor Mach: This time....I've got a secret weapon. I've got someone coming in for special training. Someone who can show me how to beat the Green Ranger.....perhaps....the only one who can?

Dynamic Dougie: Ha! You got the Red Power Ranger?

Picky Minch: Isn't he like....fat now?

Trevor Mach: No....I got someone better! HAHAHA!

Akinan: OMG! Who did you get!? Oh man, my heart is racing! I'm just so excited! Who could it OOF!




FTW Ranger Red: IT IS I! THE RED FTW RANGER!!!

Hotlanta: That guy? I thought he was dead.

Dynamic Dougie: An FTW Ranger?

Trevor Mach: Well....he's red.....shut up.


EBW introduces new wrestler: Travis!

EBW.com was also on hand today as Tack was formally introduced to a new wrestler coming to EBW. Tess was involved....I'll let you draw your own conclusions....just don't tell Ness.



Tess: Oh Tack?

Tack Angel: AH! I mean....yes Mam?

Tess: That "workout" we had planned for today has to be cancelled I'm soooo sorry.

Tack Angel: Oh....not a problem....whew thank goodness.

Tess: What was that?

Tack Angel: NOTHING!

Tess: The reason is because I have another job for you. This is.....Travis. He...is my nephew and has been training to be a wrestler for EBW. I want you to show ....him....around.

Travis: Um...*cough cough* Hi there.

Tack Angel: Uh....hi. Something wrong with your throat?

Travis: Uh....yeah...sore throat *cough cough*.

Tack Angel: I never knew that Ness had a cousin.

Tess: Um.....Well you don't really ask him too much these days now do you?

Tack Angel: Yeah....good point!

Travis: *cough* It's very nice to meet you Tack. I've always been a big fan of yours. I think you're really really really....really great.

Tack Angel: Oh um....thank you. If I had a nickle for everytime someone said that to me.....I'd have one nickle...heh....ok bad joking aside I'm going to grab my gym bag and then I'll show you around.

Travis: That sounds great Tack I'm looking forward to it.

Tack Angel: Don't get too excited. The thing about this place was the Soda Machine and Maelstrom kidnapped it....be right back.

Travis: Um...Do you really think this is going to work?

Tess: You're doing fine so far. Just don't lose it. I've got you here so you can do your thing and introduced you to the target subject. It's all up to you now.

Travis: Right....I'll try my best.


Slightly odd debut, but we're hoping to see good things from Tess' nephew Travis.

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EBW Short Video "Waiting for the Phone": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqWcdSRWiWw

 

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12/06/2019 1:17 pm  #88


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

We see the Tatsunoko Fight! group are flying high with Gold Lightan....



Joe:  What now?

Polymar:  As long as we keep him in the hospital then we're fine.

Ken:  So, in order to save Earthbound Pro, we have to keep putting him out of his misery inside the hopsital?

Ippatsuman:  That's the plan.  

Yatterman:  Sounds kinda cruel dontcha think?

Polymar:  Hey, we are helping EBW out.  It's what we need to do.

Ken:  Hurting and nearly killing him won't do us any favors.

Ippatsuman:  We know what we're doing.

Yatterman:  Well, if you say so.

Ken:  Can't we negotiate?

Tekkaman:  We can negotitate calmly as long as he is in the hospital.

Ken:  Ah, there's no use into talking to you guys.  Once you set on doing something, you won't stop until you do.

Polymar:  Its for justice.  Think about that.  Justice will be served.  

Yatterman:  Ok then.

Gold Lightan:  Lightan is tired.  Can Lightan get rest?

Ken:  In mid-air?

Gold Lightan:  Lightan will go somewhere.  I go now.

Casshern:  He fell...

Joe:  I got Ryu here in the jet.

Polymar:  Ken, Yatterman, Casshern.  You three go on.  I'll carry the rest.  Polymar transform to jet!

Yatterman:  Yatter-wan!

Yatter-wan:  Ah OOOOOOOO!!!

Yatter-wan carries Yatterman, Casshern, and Ken off.


Meanwhile....



Nurse:  Ok, Mr Poochyfud.  You are all set.  Dr. Donut said, you are ready to check out.

Mr. Poochyfud:  Finally.  Finally, I can go back to work.

Nurse:  Good luck with your business sir.  Hey, young man.  Can you help Mr. Poochyfud out?

Amigo:  ...Ok

Mr. Poochyfud:  That's unlike you Amigo.

Amigo:  Eh.  Have to enjoy my day off somehow.


Mr. Poochyfud:  Well, at least you’re here to help. Why are you here anyway?

Amigo:  My foot is asleep.




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Earlier Today...



Reno: Well...frankly I'm shocked to see that you're still in one piece. Let's just say I've heard some horror stories about your stay here.

Mr. Poochyfud: Reno....you have no idea.

Reno: So, I heard that you wanted me to meet you here. I found it very odd, but I figured why the hell not. So what exactly is it that you want?

Mr. Poochyfud: What do I want? A brand new world Reno...a brand new world. Have a seat...you and I have a lot to talk about.




Victory Explosion 4 is getting closer, and EBW is ready to "Fire it Up". Tonight, we entered Stage 4 of the countdown with Bushido taking over in Hybrid Battles.

The opening bout however, was a 3-Team CXJ Battle pitting Lovekick Connection against Perfection contingent Ultimo Tiger & P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish, and Maelstrom malcontents Picky Minch, Given, and Taken. A strong way to kick off the show as Moz and Picky continue to have awesome exchanges and Given and Taken were hellbent of getting their hands on Grudge and Anguish once again. Ultimo Tiger tried to steal a win several times, but got a kick to the face from Jamie that had him reeling for most of the match. Moz, Sal, and Jamie were in top form, with the tag team portion of the group showing the champs that they are ready for the upcoming title bout. In the end Moz picked up the win with a Frontflip Piledriver on Ultimo Tiger. After the match security was brought out with the exact orders of escorting the Maelstrom renegades out of the arena. The fans have begun to take the side of the renegades and booed this decision. As this was going on Moz grabbed a mic.

Moz: SHADOW! I think it's time you and I had a little talk! Now, I beat you fair and sqaure for the CXJ Championship in one of the hardest bouts of my life. I took the burden of resposibility and put the CXJ Division on my back like you had done before me. That's something I always respected about you....you weren't the nicest guy in the locker room, but you were a strong champion and a veteran that gave it name recognition. Fighting you I realized that I had to put my wild teen idol ways behind me. It was time to get serious, so I did and I beat you. Then after unmasking you...you ran off....you hid in the shadows....how ironic. Then you come back and cause nothing but trouble. You attack everybody, you smash my belt, and you try to destroy the house you helped build. I challenged you to come back into the ring and face me....so you did and you won back the title in a difficult ladder match. Now I want one more chance to face you again yet you've once again gone into hiding. Well I have a proposition that might interest you. I suggest a special match for Victory Explosion 4. Luchas de Apuestas! A match that means everything. You put it all on the line. I suggest this....you put your title on the line...and I will put this on the line....this MASK that I have been holding....YOUR MASK. I know you want your "identity" back. I'm ready to face you again. I know my Lovekick brothers are ready for their title match against Grudge and Anguish at VE4....and now I'm telling you I'm ready for a match with you.



The strong opener had the fans pumped and ready to see some hybrid fighting action. The first hybrid battle saw Kinniku Mike take on Maurcie. Former SURGE teammates who were more recently on opposite sides of a tag team series that would be reaching its conclusion next week. These two went all out in a striking match for 3 solid rounds. Maurice was the better striker, but Kinniku Mike had power and he knew how to take a punch. In the end the judges scored it 2-1 in Mike's a favor.

Next up, Swift and Amigo tangled in another hot battle. Swift has been full of anger since being balded and took that rage out on the already injured Amigo. After coming out of the war with Jacie, Amigo has been hell bent on getting back on track, but the constant fighting is taking its toll. Late in Round 2 Swift picked up the win with a TKO fronm Striking. After the match Swift grabbed a mic and told the fans that the Brawler was back and despite his affiliation with Perfection he was going to kick the ass of Hurricane Polymar on his own at Victory Explosion 4.



We then headed to the back where Nerma was standing by with Master Lu, Reno, Ness, and Trevor Mach.

 

Nerma: Nerma here with a whole bunch of big names who are enjoying the success so far of the hybrid episode of X-perience. Trevor Mach and Maelstrom introduced EBW fans to the new form of fighting, but Master Lu is responsible for bring us the action tonight.

Master Lu: Well I find the style of fighting quite exciting and competitive. So far that has proven to be the case. While I may not agree with Trevor's way of "presenting" this style to the masses it is certainly paying off. I thought I might try and extend the olive branch tonight on behalf of EBW.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! It's not you I'm after Lu! It's the head honcho....the top dog....El Numero Uno....the head cheese. I want to show Poochyfud what Maximum Soul Bushido Style has to offer!

Ness: Heh.

Trevor Mach: And what is so funny? Is my fly unzipped again?! Damnit!

Ness: No...I mean it is....but that's not what I'm laughing about. I just think I finally got you figured out Mr. Outlaw....Mr. Guilty Bushido. You've taken one too many hits to the head and dreamed up some sort of conspiracy theory. You think everyone is out to get you....even your best friend. I had the utmost respect for you, and I never wanted to fight....not like this, but I believe in EBW as much as you believe in your Bushido Mission, and tonight I will prove that I can step into your world and fight and win. Then I will go on to beat you at Victory Explosion 4 and prove that Traditional Professional Wrestling is the strongest.  

Trevor Mach: Oh man! That's exactly what I wanted to hear Nesster! BOOSH! I'm going to make sure I win my title match tonight against the Green freakin Ranger, so if you CAN beat me then you'll be beating the Hybrid Champion!

Reno: Sounds like you two are ready for a VE4 epic.

Trevor Mach: AH! Oh sorry Reno I didn't see you there.

Reno: But....I've been standing right here the entire time.

Ness: Heh...you mean you weren't able to smell a rat roaming around Trev?

Reno: Oh that's real cute Ness. Listen, I have a proposition for both of you to raise the stakes in the match. If you REALLY mean what you say in this "ultimate challenge" then you two will have no problem in accepting this added stipulation.

Trevor Mach: Oooo sounds fun!

Ness: Enough games Reno...get to the point.

Reno: Ok...cutting to the chase....loser leaves EBW. That's right....LOSER LEAVES EBW! If you really believe what you say then this promotion isn't big enough for the both of you. I suggest that after Victory Explosion 4 one of you is gone from EBW FOREVER!

Ness: .....

Trevor Mach: DEAL!

Ness: Wha? What the.....ok fine....DEAL!

Reno: HA! I'm glad to hear it.

Master Lu: Are you sure about this Ness?

Ness: ....Like Trevor likes to say....it's time to nut up or shut up. Now if you'll excuse me...I have a match to get to.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Go get em Nesster!

Master Lu: ....What has happened to you Mach?

Trevor Mach: .....It's not what happened...it's what I found out....it's what I know...and it's my hope that I am wrong...BOOSH!


In the fourth match of the night Ness stepped into the hybrid world for the first time to prove to Ness that he could play his games. The match would be a tough one for Ness as his first hybrid opponent would be the Royal Crown Champion Rude. Rude has experience in this environment, but Ness stuck to his traditional style and tried to take out Rude with a wrestling hold or pin. The match wouldn't make it to round two though as Perfection leader w00t ran down to the ring and attacked Rude. According to Hybrid rules the match was immediately thrown out. The bonds between w00t and Rude were broken once and for all. Reno ran down and actually seemed somewhat pleased to see them brawling for once. He calmed them down and grabbed a mic.

Reno: Guys, I need you to calm down and let me say one thing...then you can beat the hell out of each other. You are both my good close friends. Rude, you and I have been on the road together for years. w00t, you've been a great business partner. Perfection was meant to bring together the best and brightest and bring EBW under our control. I see now the flaw in the plan. The egos are just too big. I figure it is time to take a negative and turn it into a positive. If you you two want to beat the hell out of each other then at Victory Explosion 4 you will have that opportunity. Rude will be putting up the Royal Crown Championship, and w00t you will be fighting for your dominance. Perfection will have no part in detirmining the winner either. No cheating or you're done! Between the two of you one dominant Perfect Player will be crowned. So save it for VE4. After that night...it's a whole new world.



We then went backstage again outside of Little Mac's dressing room as #1 Contender Tack Angel was still showing around EBW newcomer Travis.



Tack Angel: And here...is the Champion's Dressing Room. Right now it's being occupied by Little Mac but...

Travis: You hope to be occupying it soon?

Tack Angel: Well...I'd definitely like it. You don't think that's too selfish do you?

Travis: Oh no...I think it's part of the dream hehe.

Tack Angel: I thought you had a..."deeper" voice.

Travis: Oh *cough cough* well...that's just my sore throat heh.

Little Mac: what is going on here?

Tack Angel: ....Just showing Travis around the backstage area.

Little Mac: Got your eyes on the dressing room eh?

Tack Angel: I'm more focused on lifting that title off of you to be honest, but the dressing room would be a great perk.

Little Mac: I don't blame you Tack...I'm used to a personal dressing room, but I still remember that first time I won the belt and got my own. It's a big upgrade to say the least. I don't blame you for attacking me on X-cite either by the way.

Tack Angel: Just returning the favor.

Little Mac: Right...that's good....show you have guts...show what you are willing to do. Until then...have fun being a tour guide little buddy.

Tack Angel: .....

Travis: Don't listen to him Tack. I know you have what it takes to become champion. I believe in you.

Tack Angel: Oh uh...thanks...hehe...quite a friendly fella aren't ya?

Travis: Heh.


Back to the ring and it was time for the 1st of two big title bouts on free television. Larmore has been dominant in the hybrid world, and now his rival Generator would be following him there to challenge for the Vs CXJ Championship. It was heated strikefest between two rivals who wanted to beat the other into submission. Generator impressed and held his own, but in the end Larmore's experience played a factor and he won in the third round via TKO from strikes. After this match as Larmore was celebrating the win EBW CXJ Champion Shadow appeared on stage with a mic in hand. He kept it short and simple.

Shadow: Moz......challenge accepted.



It was now time for the main event where Guilty Bushido Trevor Mach would have his chance to avenge a loss and regain the Vs World Heavyweight Championship in a match against THE Green Ranger himself Karate expert Jason David Frank. Trevor had JDF well scouted this time and avoided more of his karate based striking style. They were evenly matched on the ground, but that would be where Trevor would beat out the champ by trapping him in an Armbar in the fourth round. Trevor avenged his loss and beat his childhood hero to become a 2-Time Vs World Heavyweight Champion! Dynamic Dougie and Akinan joined Trevor in the ring as he stared directly into the camera and spoke to Ness.

Trevor: Ness! Now you're not just facing an outlaw...you're facing a CHAMPION! BOOSH!



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 4: Bushido Warpath!

1. 3-Team CXJ Battle Lovekick vs. Perfection vs. Maelstrom
Moz/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Ultimo Tiger/Grudge/Anguish and Picky Minch/Given/Taken (13:19) when Moz hit the Frontflip Piledriver on Ultimo Tiger.
2. Hybrid Rules Battle ReSURGEnce
Kinniku Mike beat Maurice (RD 3, 5:00, 2-1 Split Decision).
3. Hybrid Rules Battle Bald Fury/PIXEL Killer
Swift beat Amigo (RD 2, 4:38, TKO -> Strikes).
4. Hybrid Rules Battle Welcome to the Hybrid World
Ness vs. Rude (RD 1, 3:59, No Contest).
5. Vs CXJ Championship Battle Shut uo Kick Ass
Larmore(c) beat Generator (R3, 1:59, TKO -> Stikes).
-V4 Defense
6. Vs World Heavyweight Championship Battle Green Ranger/Guilty Bushido
Trevor Mach beat Jason David Frank(c) (R4, 2:28, Submission -> Armbar).
-Trevor Mach becomes the 3rd Generation Vs World Heavyweight Champion.

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BREAKING NEWS! Huge Change to Victory Explosion 4! Major Announcement Concerning EBW-P+P Title Situation. Master Lu to return to Ring!

EBW.com was on the scene today as Master Lu made several huge announcements concerning. Victory Explosion 4. It turns out that the original plan was to have both the EBW CXJ Tag Team Championship and P+P Co-Op Championships on the line in two different matches. Contenders were determined and the matches were about to be officially signed. but now things have changed and the result may be one of the biggest announcements in CXJ Tag Team History! To avoid confusion of multiple contenders and the P+P point system being used in EBW as well, the decision has been made to put both titles on the line in one match and have one tag team become 2-Crown Tag Team Champions!



5 Teams will be taking part in a history making match. The two champion teams, Lovekick Connection, Given & Taken, and Bolshoi & Bakayaro, will all be apart of the first ever Melee Free for All Battle. It will be a ladder match, but tables, chairs, and a scaffold will also be available for use. The first team to grab the two sets of belts will become the double champions! After this match the points system will reset in EBW for those who wish to make the challenge unless the belts leave EBW then the system will be dropped. The titles will not be permanently unified and may be split up when one team challenges for one set of titles, but for a time one team in wrestling will be the very best.

Master Lu made another huge announcement that he would be returning to the ring for two HUGE match ups leading into Victory Explosion 4. The EBW Enforcer will be teaming with Little Mac in one match and then taking part in one final singles match on the last show before the big PPV. More on his matches will be revealed below.

Final Countdown! Final Shows before VE4 and Victory Explosion 4 Cards Revealed!

This is it folks! We have the remaining cards up to and including Victory Explosion 4 finally revealed. Some huge match ups will be going down to get the fans pumped for the huge PPV. The final stretch will begin with X-cite, that has a special theme of Victory Explosion Redux! That's right, as we prepare for the future we will also be looking at the past as we see some rematches from previous Victory Explosions and see some old teams reunite for one night only. The opening match will see Bakayaro and Bolshoi try to gain momentum heading into VE4 when they take on the Sky Bombers and a team that brought down the house at the very first Victory Explosion from 2006. Then Lovekick Connection will take on Given and Taken in a rematch from Victory Explosion 3. SURGE member Amigo will once again battle his mentor Captain Strong in a VE3 rematch. Then things really pick up as Global World Champion Little Mac teams up with his VE3 opponent Master Lu as they battle a duo that were a tag team on the same PPV Tack Angel and Swift. How will this team work out now? In a double main event Trevor Mach will take on Royal Crown Champion Rude in a Non-Title match while Ness takes on w00t. These too are VE3 rematches. It promises to be a fun nostalgia trip that further sets up the next Victory Explosion.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 5: Victory Explosion Redux!

1. CXJ Tag Team Battle SURGE vs. Sky Bomber vs. VE1 Tag Team Revival
Bakayaro/Bolshoi vs. Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid vs. ?/?
2. Victory Explosion 3 Redux CXJ Tag Team Battle
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Given/Taken
3. Victory Explosion 3 Redux Special Singles Battle SURGE vs. SURGE
Amigo vs. Captain Strong
4. Tag Team Battle VE3 Legendary Opponents vs. VE3 Tag Team Revival
Little Mac/Master Lu vs. Tack Angel/Swift
5. Victory Explosion 3 Redux Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Trevor Mach vs. Rude
6. Victory Explosion 3 Redux Special Singles Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Ness vs. w00t

On X-perience, it's it the final countdown, and EBW prepares to "Fire it Up" at the big show. Tess's nephew Travis will make his debut in a match against Lucas.  EBW CXJ Tag Team Champions Brute and Misfit from P+P will take on P+P Co-Op Champions Grudge and Anguish in a non-title prelude to the huge melee battle at VE4. The Tatsunoko invasion will begin on XP as Maelstrom battles Hurricane Polymar, Ippatsuman, and Tekkaman. No one is sure what this invasion is all about, but it will lead to some exciting bouts at the PPV. Then SURGE and Perfection teams will have a final match to determine who will be taking on "Greatest Tag Team" Akatsuki at VE4 for the EBW Tag Team Championship. Rivals will be forced to fight together in an odd tag match called Parejas Incredibles or Nightmare Partnerships, as Ness and w00t take on Trevor Mach and Rude. In the main event Tack Angel will have his final test before the biggest match of his career as he takes on Master Lu with Global World Champion Little Mac serving as the special referee.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 6: The Final Countdown!

1. Special Singles Battle Rookie Debut
Lucas vs. Travis(Debut)
2. EBW CXJ Tag Team Championship Tag Team Prelude Battle
Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] vs. Grudge/Anguish
3. 6-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Tatsunoko Prelude
Hotlanta/Dynamic Dougie/Akinan vs. Hurricane Polymar[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko]/Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]
4. Special Tag Team Challenge Best of 3 The Conclusion
Amigo/Kinniku Mike vs. Swift/Maurice
5. Special Tag Team Battle Parejas Incredibles
Ness/w00t vs. Trevor Mach/Rude
6. Special Singles Battle One More for the Master
Tack Angel vs. Master Lu Special Referee: Little Mac

Then we come to the big show...the main event....THE EVENT of the year Victory Explosion 4. EBW will "Fire it up" on the beach of Summers with 9 big match ups. The action will be begin with a CXJ Battle Royale as a way to ignite the fans. Then the Tatunoko is on as Dynamic Dougie and Hotlanta take on Ippatsuman and Tekkaman while Hurricane Polymar will take on an unnamed opponent. Then we have the huge CXJ Melee Free for All for followed by the EBW Tag Team Championship battle. Shadow and Moz will collide again with a title vs. mask match. Rude and w00t will finally have a one on one showdown with the Royal Crown Championship on the line. Reno has named himself Special Referee. Will he call it down the line? Trevor Mach and Ness will then have their big one-on-one epic that could change the course of EBW as we know it. In the main event it all comes down to guts and glory as Little Mac attempts to defend the belt against Tack Angel. It's huge show that will surely fire up the fans. The time is almost here.

EBW: Victory Explosion 4 "Fire it up!"
Summers
PPV

1. CXJ Battle Royale
Larmore vs. Generator vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. CP Munk vs. Fuel vs. Picky Minch vs. Lucas
2. EBW vs. Tatsunoko Special Tag Team Battle
Hotlanta/Dynamic Dougie vs. Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko] and Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]
3. EBW vs. Tatsunoko Special Singles Match
? vs. Hurricane Polymar[Tatsunoko]
4. EBW CXJ Tag Team Championship/P+P Co-Op Championship Melee Free for All
Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P](c) vs. Given/Taken vs. Bolshoi/Bakayaro vs. Grudge/Anguish(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
5. EBW Tag Team Championship Akatsuki vs. ?
Danny Leung/KYO(c) vs. ?/?
6. CXJ Championship Luchas de Apuestas Title vs. Mask
Shadow(c) vs. Moz
7. Royal Crown Championship The True Perfection
Rude(c) vs. w00t Special Referee: Reno
8. Special Singles Battle Loser Leaves EBW Fire up the Future! Decide Fate!
Trevor Mach vs. Ness
9. Global World Championship
Little Mac(c) vs. Tack Angel

Trevor Mach vs. Ness: A Look Back!

Just days before the 5th encounter between Trevor Mach and Ness, and the first in 3 years, EBW.com is looking back at the past matches to see if they hold any signs of what the future may bring...



Match #1: The First Encounter Mid 2006 "Battle Dome"

The inaugural EBW show to take place in Battle Dome just had to have a huge main event. What better match then the first ever encounter between Trevor Mach and Ness. Ness was the current EBW Champion while Trevor as Magical Trevor had just won the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament, earning him a shot at the title. This first match was a close and epic encounter, with Trevor narrowly winning the match and claiming his first world title.

Match #2: E-1 Showdown  Late 2006 "2006 E-1 Climax"

Ness had taken a break after Battle Dome to retrain and prepare for more intense battles in the future. He returned with an impact during a cross over series with CTW, and teamed with Trevor on several occasions during this time. It wasn't until the first ever E-1 Climax that these two would compete again. In another close match up it was Ness who would gain a win over the EBW Champion. The score was now 1-1.

Match #3: X-citing Draw Early 2007 "EBW: X-cite"

Several months later Ness was once again EBW Champion after beating Captain Strong for the belt. Trevor had once again won the Best of the Best of the Best Tournament and the two collided in the main event of an early X-cite special. This time they were so evenly matched that they reached a time limit draw. It was announced shortly after that they would meet again in the main event of the first ever Victory Explosion. This time it would be 2 out of 3 Falls! Score: 1-1-1

Match #4: The First Explosion Early 2007 "Victory Explosion"

This time they battled on PPV in front of the biggest crowd in EBW history. It was a 2 out of 3 Falls match, and they each scored a pin on each other before Trevor scored the final pin to win the match and recapture EBW gold. Score: 2-1-1

Now the time has come for these two pillars of EBW to fight once again. This time more then pride is on the line....more then gold is on the line. The very fate and future of EBW hangs in the balance. So much has changed since the first Victory Explosion. Who will come out on top when Trevor Mach faces Ness once again?

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Earlier Today...



Tack Angel: Lu....Master Lu...what are you doing?

Master Lu: What does it look like I'm doing boy? I'm getting ready for our fight tonight.

Tack Angel: I meant what are you doing getting back into the ring! I mean if it's just cause it's a Victory Explosion special then...

Master Lu: It's about a lot more then that. Mac is your opponent for Victory Explosion 4, but he was my student and is now my friend. I want you to succeed, but you're going to have to work for it.

Tack Angel: ....Well ok then...huh....Captain Strong....you wanting to kick my ass too then?

Captain Strong: Nope, I'm just trying keep up with the old man here so I can get ready for my rematch with Amigo tonight.

Tack Angel: Fair enough....wait...Trevor Mach?! What are you doing here?

Trevor Mach: Just chillin....want a gummy bear?

Tack Angel: Uh...no thanks....listen about that day Tali and I were hanging out see...

Trevor Mach: Oh don't worry about that right now....paybacks are a bitch, but I'm waiting in line for this one. You've got a lot on you plate right now. BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Tell me about it....well I guess I better get to training too.

Travis: Uh...can I join you?!

Tack Angel: Yeah...sure thing...never heard someone so enthusiastic about training before.

Trevor Mach: Huh....so that's Travis eh? Anyone else notice that Tack's buddy has a decent pair of ti...



Rude: You're going down you little punk ass bitch! I'm tired of following orders from you.

w00t: That's fine cause I'm tired of carrying you. I've busted my ass for you. I lied, cheated, and stole to get Perfection where it is and now you want to screw that all up?! You're going to have to be dealt with.

Larmore: Hey assholes....I'm not one to give a two weeks notice....so I won't....I'm f***ing out of here. You bitches need to harden the f*** up!

w00t: Well I hope you're happy now Rude! You just made Larmore leave Perfection!

Rude: I DID?! You're straight up trippin dawg!

Reno: Guys! We all discussed this. We need to calm the hell down and save this for the big show. It'll be put up or shut up then. Royal Crown and Perfection Leadership. It's all on the line. w00t, why don't you go sit in the sauna and relax, you've got to go to war with Ness tonight and kick his "traditional" ass. Rude...stay here....I need to talk to you about something. A change is coming really soon.

Rude: I don't care about no damn change. I'm going to kick w00t's ass and I'm going to be nice and legit about it so he knows who the better man really is. Ya feel me?

Reno: No Rude....I don't feel you. Listen, it's time...for a brand new world.




VE4 is right around the corner, and to celebrate, Stage 5 of the countdown would be a Victory Explosion revival. The card was stacked with VE3 return matches and other surprises sure to remind fans just how big a show Victory Explosion really is.

In the opening contest the fans would see CXJ tag team action. The new SURGE team Bakayaro and Bolshoi would mix it up with the Sky Bombers and a mystery tag team. This tag team competed on the first ever Victory Explosion and would be making a one night return. The fans had a feeling who to expect, but that didn't stop them from enthusiastically cheering the reformation of Hotlanta and Generator! The duo looked apprehensive about their pairing at first, but when they got into that ring they didn't miss a beat. Bakayaro and Bolshoi continued to look impressive as well with their lightning fast combos. Hotlanta picked up the victory for the VE1 tag team after hitting the Bellerophon Bomb on Apple Kid. After the match, Hotlanta and Generator stood on opposite sides of the ring while the fans cheered. They rushed each other and stood toe to toe, before shaking hands and leaving in different directions.



The second match would be the first of the VE3 rematches. Lovekick Connection and Given & Taken battled it out for the CXJ tag belts at VE3. Now they would fight again just days before a melee free for all at VE4 with a lot more at stake then ever before for CXJ tag team wrestling. Taken and Jamie were in for the opening minutes, and after a test of strength they started swapping hard kicks. Jamie got the better of Taken and landed his PK Kick early, but was unable to get the 3 count so soon. When it was time for Sal and Given to step in things changed up a bit. Given tried to get Sal to the ground, but also had no problem absorbing some high flying offense from Sal. After this Sal and Jamie were mostly concerned with keeping Given out of the ring, as it's especially difficult to keep the masochist down. The brutal C-X-J action continued for several minutes until Sal managed to catch Given in his Paradise Lock. Given took the pain and made it to the ropes.  After letting him up Sal suffered a beating at the hands of Given and had had to tag in Jamie, who hit the masochist with the PK Kick. Given returned to his knees only to get hit with another PK Kick. A third and final PK Kick had Given out and Jamie rolled him up for the pin. Lovekick Connection have the momentum, can they capitalize at VE4?

Then we were taken to a video from earlier today, where Captain Strong was addressing Amigo in the SURGE dojo...



Captain Strong: Amigo, you have really proven yourself since the last Victory Explosion. Now we get to fight all over again, but I promise I'm not going to make it easy on you.

Amigo: I wouldn't have it any other way sir.

Captain Strong: Now Mike that doesn't mean....Mike....hey MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: Huh....I'm sorry I was just watching an episode of WEB.....that Lady M's....she really is something....how does Trevor Mach get to....

Captain Strong: MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: .....

Captain Strong: Get your head in the game Mike! Maurice didn't try hard enough to push and find his place and now he's in Perfection. You're supposed to be the next brawler of EBW, but you get distracted way too damn easily. Get your mind back on important matters! Tonight, Amigo and I are going to show these fans what SURGE is all about....pay attention.

Kinniku Mike: .....


The last time they fought the amaresu star Amigo pulled off a momentous win that kicked started The New Generation. This time Amigo and Captain Strong were pulling out all of the stops to show the growth of SURGE since the formation at VE3 . Chops and kicks from Strong opened the match, and from then on Amigo was on the receiving end and had to fight his way out of it. After chopping Amigo repeatedly in the chest and hitting some european uppercuts, Strong backed away to deliver a running palm strike, but Amigo beat him to the punch and speared him to the mat. This turned the momentum for Amigo as he now tried to submit Strong with a Mounted Front Sleeper. Strong escaped and tried a choke hold, but Amigo backed him into a corner, grabbed his head, flipped him over, and applied a rear naked choke. Strong grabbed the ropes just in the nick of time, as it looked like he would soon tap or nap. The action continued with neither man doing enough damage to keep the other down until Amigo was able to capture Strong with a German Suplex Pin. He only managed to get a 2 count, so Amigo set it up again and tried for another pin, but still only got a 2 count. This lead to Amigo changing it up and dropping Strong with a Delayed High-Angle Release German Suplex he calls the Dead End. The same finisher he pulled out to surprise Strong at VE3. 1-2-KICKOUT! Captain Strong was like a man possessed as he staggered back to his feet and brought Amigo down with a lariat. He then dropped an elbow and tried to choke out Amigo in the center of the ring, but the young star was able to drag to the ropes and escape. Strong picked up the weakened Amigo to hit a German Suplex of his own, but Amigo reversed it on him and hit a German Suplex Pin to score the sudden pinfall victory. After the match Strong rose Amigo's hand in victory once again.



We then cut to backstage with Tack Angel and his VE3 tag partner for the evening Swift.



Nerma: Nerma here with....

Swift: Arg!

Nerma: ....wha?

Tack Angel: Sounds like you have something on your mind Swift.

Swift: Yeah Tack I do....but you know what I don't have? HAIR! I got my epic fro knocked off by some Tatsunoko mother f***er and I'm out for blood.

Tack Angel: Well....sounds like you've got yourself a plan then. How about for tonight though....we go out there and take down Master Lu and Global World Champion Little Mac?

Swift: Heh....fine. We did used to be tag champs huh? We kicked ass before and we can kick ass again....why not.

Tack Angel: Well yeah....but that was before....you haven't been the same since you joined Perfection. Maybe this Tatsunoko business will show you that.

Swift: .....


Next up, the VE3 tag team reunion was on as Tack Angel and Swift joined forces to take on the super legendary team of Master Lu and Global World Champion Little Mac. This would be the first time Tack and Mac would be fighting out in the ring, so the fans were anticipating this encounter. Master Lu had no trouble opening this contest and immediately began launching kicks and chops at Tack. He forced him into the corner and stomped him hard. As Tack tried to get up he was quickly met with a roundhouse kick that knocked him back down. He tried to scramble up again, and this time caught Lu's foot and pushed him backwards. Then he hit a roundhouse of his own. Tack tried to go high risk with the top rope Rider Kick, but Lu dodged it, caught Tack in the air, and brought him down with a bodyslam. The old man still had moves apparently. He then tagged in the champion and the crowd went wild as Tack got to his feet and stared down the champ. Mac fought like a boxer, dancing around the ring and peppering Tack with punches. Tack responded in kind with a hard right elbow and then attempted an STO, but Mac elbowed his way out of it and pushed Tack against the ropes. Swift tagged himself in and hammered away with bald fury. He threw Mac around the ring with various suplexes, but Mac rebounded after clocking the charging bull with a KO Punch. He was unable to pin Swift, but the champ was back in control. This went on a few more minutes, until suddenly the crowd parted and Hurricane Polymar of Tatsunoko made his way to the front row. A distracted Swift tagged in Tack and ran after Polymar. Tack had his hands full with both Mac and Lu. He surprised both of them by withstanding both of their finishers and still being able to kickout. Lu managed to finish him off with a Starstorm Suplex and won the match. After the match Lu and Mac tried to help up Tack, but the Pushpin Seraphim pushed them away and lifted himself up. He stood ready to continue fighting, but Mac and Lu just applauded his effort and headed to the back. Master Lu proved that he was still in fighting form, and will be a dangerous opponent for Tack when they fight one-on-one on X-perience.

The next two matches were dual main events similar to the main events of Victory Explosion 3. Royal Crown Champion Rude would be taking on "Guilty Bushido" Trevor Mach in a non-title bout. At VE3 they fought in an MMA match, this time it would be straight up wrestling. Ness and w00t fought for the Global World Championship at VE3, now they would be fighting for bragging rights. Trevor and Rude have had technical classics before, but this was more of a strikefest. Meanwhile w00t and Ness had an epic encounter very similar to their VE3 matchup. The wildcard in both matches was that w00t and Rude stood ringside for the others match to psych them out. This heavily played a factor in both matches. w00t's distraction helped Trevor Mach land a Macha Ye and get the pin while Rude's distraction helped Ness catch w00t in a Thunder Brainbuster. Trevor and Ness had momentum heading into VE4 while w00t and Rude's hatred escalated. The Final Countdown is fast approaching.



EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 5: Victory Explosion Redux!

1. CXJ Tag Team Battle SURGE vs. Sky Bomber vs. VE1 Tag Team Revival
Hotlanta/Generator beat Bakayaro/Bolshoi and Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid (10:43) when Hotlanta hit the Bellerophon Bomb on Apple Kid.
2. Victory Explosion 3 Redux CXJ Tag Team Battle
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Given/Taken (15:56) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Given.
3. Victory Explosion 3 Redux Special Singles Battle SURGE vs. SURGE
Amigo beat Captain Strong (6:38) with a German Suplex Pin.
4. Tag Team Battle VE3 Legendary Opponents vs. VE3 Tag Team Revival
Little Mac/Master Lu beat Tack Angel/Swift (12:19) when Master Lu hit the Starstorm Suplex on Tack Angel.
5. Victory Explosion 3 Redux Special Singles Battle Maelstrom vs. Perfection
Trevor Mach beat Rude (8:15) with a Macha Ye.
6. Victory Explosion 3 Redux Special Singles Battle EBW vs. Perfection
Ness beat w00t (12:52) with a Thunder Brainbuster.

 

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12/06/2019 1:17 pm  #89


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Master Lu: I hope all you fans don't mind if I make a little speech to start this show off. This night is very important, as it is the final countdown before the biggest show of the year.....Victory Explosion 4. The theme of the pay per view is "Fire it Up". That is exactly what these wrestlers intend to do on the beaches of Summer. They are going to fire it up. But tonight they are also going to fire it up, because this is the final stop on the road. I stand before you very proud of where EBW has come to. We have reached a new pinnacle of competition and fighting. EBW has become the best wrestling promotion in the world. Victory Explosion 4 is a night where everything changes. We will crown undisputed CXJ Tag Team Champions in a revolutionary new match. We will deal with an invasion from Tatsunoko. We will see who will lead EBW's CXJ Division. We will either see a new Royal Crown Champion or a new Perfection leader. We will determine the direction of wrestling as we know it.....Traditional or Hybrid. Then....we find out if a new era is truly upon us? Can Tack Angel usher in a new age for EBW? I intend on finding out tonight....enjoy the show.

Tack Angel: .....




It's the Final Countdown! No, I'm not talking about the song by Europe, but that song is kick ass. This is actually the final countdown for Victory Explosion 4. One more show before the night everything changes and EBW fires it up in Summer. Tonight, the fans got a sneak peak of the sort of action they would be expecting at the biggest show of the year. X-perience was the powder keg, ready to explode!

The opening bout featured the debut Tess's nephew and Tack's new ally Travis, who would debut against the hardluck lowcarder Lucas. It was a solid opener, with Travis taking control and using a style very similar to Tack. #1 Contender Tack Angel was rooting on Travis at ringside until Ness made his way down to the ring. Tack was shocked and slowly started creeping to the other side of the ring. He came out to watch Lucas, but for some reason Travis got really distracted by Ness's arrival. Add to the fact that Travis kept looking over at Tack trying to impress him, and it was no wonder why Lucas managed to almost pull off the win after capturing Travis in his new move the Flash Slam. Travis kicked out at 2 and recovered enough to floor Lucas with a discus punch. Travis then climbed to the top rope as Lucas got to his feet just in time to hit Tack Angel's Rider Kick. Travis followed it up with The Stroke and won the debut match in impressive fashion. After the match Tack came into the ring to congratulate Travis and ended up getting a big awkward hug. Travis looked ecstatic hugging Tack, but quickly snapped back to reality and ran off to the back. What is the story here?



Next up, it was an utter brawl between the EBW CXJ Tag Team Champions and the P+P Co-Op Champions on the verge of their history making Melee Free for All Ladder Match at VE4. This match could barely be contained as Grudge and Anguish tried to establish their dominance of the P+P team while Brute and Misfit refused to back down and put the boots to the Perfection team. Late in the match Grudge and Anguish both speared Brute and Misfit out of the ring, and then leapt over the ropes to crash into them on the ground. The fight continued outside of the ring and spilled out onto the stage. The ref had no choice but to end the match in a No Contest as security and other refs tried to break the teams apart. They are more then ready for a Melee.

We then cut to backstage where Nerma was standing by with the Tatsunoko invaders and their opponents.



Nerma: Nerma here with....

Hurricane Polymar: TATSUNOKO!!!

Nerma: ......is....is that it? Are you done? Can I finish what I was saying? I get interrupted by these jerks over here and now you guys have to bother me too?!

Hurricane Polymar: ....sorry....

Tekkaman: Way to go dude.

Ippatsuman: Yeah....smooth.

Nerma: Now....as I was saying.....Tatsunoko is making a guerrilla style invasion of EBW, picking apart fighters one at a time and just causing shenanigans here and there. You claim that it is all because you are saving EBW.....saving it from what?

Tekkaman: .....

Ippatsuman: .....

Hurricane Polymar: .....Well....you know.....the thing is.....EBW is in trouble and we are here to save it! We are heroes from the Tatsunoko Fight Group! We bring our own style and vision in wish to make a change! TATSUNOKO!

Hotlanta: Someone get that guy some meds....he's a little too jittery

Akinan: Oh come on! He reminds me of me! Someone needs a hug! HAHAHA!

Hotlanta: .....I stand by my previous statement.

Dynamic Dougie: All I know is that these guys want to step into our territory and make hits.....THAT'S OUR JOB!

Swift: POLYMAAAAAARRRR!!!!

Hurricane Polymar: Uh oh.

Swift: You punk ass little bitch in a pretty red jumpsuit. I'm going bust your f***ing teeth out.

Hurricane Polymar: ....Tekka....who is this man?

Tekkaman: I believe that's the guy you beat up in the hospital hallway.

Hurricane Polymar: ...oh shit....is there something I can do for you?

Swift: Yeah! You can get your ass over here so I can break my foot off in it!

Hurricane Polymar: I....don't know if I should do something like that. Aren't you just one of those Perfection wimps?

Swift: NO! I'm not just some other Perfection wimp....I AM BRAWLER SWIFT BITCH! I'm a pissed off motherf***er! You took my epic fro and now I'm going to take it out on your ass! I don't care if I win my tag match tonight fora VE4 Tag Title shot! I'm kicking your ass at the big show!

Hurricane Polymar: ....huh.

Ippatsuman: This is going reeeeally well Polymar.


In the third match of the night Tatsunoko collided with Maelstrom in a big 6-man tag to introduce the fans to what these invaders can do in the ring. Both teams worked well together and pulled off fluid combos. Dougie and Hotlanta were happy to drop Polymar with a double clothesline and then stomp him down while Akinan tried to hug Ippatsuman and Tekkaman. It was another crazy multiman encounter. Eventually, Hurricane Polymar was able to regain control and sneak a victory after a Polymar Driver and quick roll up pin on Akinan. Tatsunoko won their first match in EBW and gained momentum heading into VE4.

The next match featured SURGE's Amigo and Kinniku Mike and they fought Perfection's Swift and Maurice in the the third and final match in their series to determine who will be facing "Greatest Tag Team" Akatsuki at VE4. The tag champs were standing on the stage as these two teams continued their heated rivalry. Danny was smugly showing off his newly won Hardcore Hero Championship as well. Akatsuki has become the top tag team in EBW and would be a tough challenge for either team to overcome. Swift was still bald and fuming. He was hitting really hard with the strikes and power moves, but was easily distracted. This lead to Mike busting him in the mouth with a hard right, and then he hit Swift with a Release Dragon Suplex. This gave Amigo the opening he needed to hit a German Suplex on Maurice and rolled him up for the pin. The SURGE team is on their way to the big show to face Akatsuki!

We then headed to the back where Amigo and Mike were celebrating with SURGE leader Captain Strong, Bolshoi, and Bakayaro. A graphic for an upcoming match pitting Ness and w00t against Trevor and Rude appeared on the monitor. This distracted Mike who stood angrily looking at Trevor.



Kinniku Mike: How the hell does a guy like that end up with a woman like La...

Captain Strong: MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: Yes sir! Sorry sir!

Captain Strong: No need to apologize! You guys have made me proud. This Nerma. I have two tag teams right now that are going to go into Victory Explosion 4 and bring all the tag gold to SURGE. SURGE is the stable of the future. It began at VE3 and now one year later it's time for the future to become the present! Go get em guys!

Amigo: I concur....let us also make sure that we limber up so as not to pull a muscle in our celebrations.

Kinniku Mike: ....Way to be a buzzkill Amigo.


The next match up was special, as it paired rivals in teams to take on their VE4 opponents. Ness and Perfection leader w00t would clash with Vs World Heavyweight Champion Trevor Mach and Royal Crown Champion Rude. This knock down drag out match saw a lot of heated struggle between 4 guys with a long history and a lot at stake at the big show. Trevor and Rude are frequent rivals, but seemed to fair better then Ness and w00t. w00t's ego continuously got in the way as he tried to put down his former protege Rude. The Trevor and Rude combination brought the Hybrid style as Rude is also a frequent combatant in Versus. The fans were clamoring to see Trevor and Ness finally duke it out, and just like last time these two were in the ring together they got their wish. After an even test of strength they back away and the they rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. The fans went back and forth cheering for Ness and even the crazed Outlaw Trevor Mach. As both fighters stood toe to toe trading blows they got angry. This anger caused them to increase the brutality of the match. They both stood there trading unprotected punches to the face, causing both men to blled. The blood made its way to Trevor's eyes first which blinded him enough for Ness to attempt and old school PSI Rockin! Trevor had the move scouted however, and dodged it before unleashing a knee of his own to Ness's face. This dazed Ness long enough for Trevor to pick him up for the Trevorplex! He couldn't get the pin which caused Trevor to laugh hysterically. Ness jumped to his feet and tried to deliver a clothesline to Trevor's chest, but Guilty Bushido absorbed the blow and tried to retaliate with one of his own, but Ness caught him a belly to belly suplex. Trevor scrambled to his feet just before getting his by Ness attempting a Macha Ye and tagged in Rude, who quickly floored Ness with Tha Rulebreaka! 1-2-KICKOUT! The hurt Ness had no choice but to tag in w00t and the two Perfection rivals duked it out. The fans didn't know who to cheer for, but they enjoyed the heated exchange. It was definitely the match of the night so far, but in the end it went a full 30 minutes and ended in a Time Limit Draw. The fans were disappointed to not see a winning team, but it got them really excited for what these guys will do in their matches at Victory Explosion 4. After the match Trevor Mach grabbed a mic.

Trevor Mach: NESS! Hey buddy....I hope I'm not the only one ready and excited for our match at Victory Explosion 4. Not only am I going to usher in the hybrid era, but I'm also going to complete my Bushido Mission! It's just a shame that you'll end up losing your job,....you know what I say though....it's time to nut up or shut up! BOOSH!

Ness: You're the one who is going down Trevor! I don't know why you suddenly have a problem with Traditional Pro Wrestling, but it's the lifeblood of EBW and it's NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Trevor Mach: It's real simple brosef! Traditional Pro Wrestling is like a cruel mistress that let me down! When dreams are shattered you know what you do? You find a new dream....I have my dream....and I have my purpose.....my Bushido Mission.

Ness: What exactly is this Bushido Mission you keep talking about?

Trevor Mach: You really wanna know?

Ness: Yes...I want to know.

Trevor Mach: Do you REALLY wanna know?!

Ness: YES! YES, I WANT TO KNOW!

Trevor Mach: HA! You're going to find out at Victory Explosion 4 buddy! We're both going to figure something out after that match!

Ness: I'm not going to go easy on you Trevor....just because you've lost your mind....I live for EBW....I LOVE EBW! You want to end Traditional Pro Wrestling? OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Trevor Mach: Well....let's hope it doesn't come to that buddy. You have no idea what I'm trying to do, but it's going to get done. You want to stop me? I say.....LIKE HELL! BOOSH!


Trevor and Ness began to brawl in the center of the ring as referees and security tried to pull them apart. This friendship has turned into a battle that will decide the very fate of EBW. As this fight was going on Rude and w00t could be seen brawling in the back as Reno tried to separate them. It was all out anarchy as we went to commercial.



It was now time for the final main event before Victory Explosion 4. The stage was set for Tack Angel to make history by taking on the green legend Little Mac for the Global World Championship. Before he could do that though he would have to face the man who pinned him on X-cite....the EBW Enforcer Master Lu. The Global World Champion Little Mac was the special referee in this bout. He called it right down the middle, but obviously tried to put out a vibe of intimidation on his VE4 opponent. Tack simply looked away from him to show that the awe had faded and now Tack Angel was seeing this legendary champion as his opponent. Master Lu had no taking advantage early on and immediately began launching kicks and chops at Tack. He forced him into the corner and stomped him hard. As Tack tried to get up he was quickly met with a roundhouse kick that knocked him back down. He tried to scramble up again, and this time caught Lu's foot and pushed him backwards. Then he hit a roundhouse of his own. Tack tried to go high risk with the top rope Rider Kick, but Lu dodged it, caught Tack in the air, and brought him down with a bodyslam. The crowd went wild as Tack got to his feet and stared down the Lu. He was showing confidence now as he dared Lu to strike him directly in the face. Master Lu did so and Tack responded in kind with a hard right elbow and then hit an STO. 1-2-KICKOUT! The old man wasn't done yet. They battled it out for several more minutes, with the Global World Champion watching on as his challenger for VE4 was taking control over his oldest friend and mentor. In the end he had to watch as Tack stared straight at him and trapped Lu in an STF submission. With little options Lu was forced to submit and Tack Angel won his big match. The wall was ready to crumble as Tack had proved himself as equal to EBW's legends. As the show came to a close Trevor Mach, Ness, Travis, and Tess all came out to watch as Tack Angel stared down the champion. Little Mac pointed at Tack, then at his best, and finally up to the logo for the biggest show of the year. The wait is almost over! History will be made! Next up.....VICTORY EXPLOSION 4!



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Victory Explosion 4 Countdown! Stage 6: The Final Countdown!

1. Special Singles Battle Rookie Debut
Travis(Debut) beat Lucas (5:10) with The Stroke.
2. EBW CXJ Tag Team Championship Tag Team Prelude Battle
Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P] vs. Grudge/Anguish (8:02) ended in a No Contest.
3. 6-Man Tag Team Battle EBW vs. Tatsunoko Prelude
Hurricane Polymar[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko]/Tekkaman[Tatsunoko] beat Hotlanta/Dynamic Dougie/Akinan (16:19) when Polymar hit the Polymar Driver on Akinan.
4. Special Tag Team Challenge Best of 3 The Conclusion
Amigo/Kinniku Mike beat Swift/Maurice (10:47) when Amgio hit the German Suplex Pin on Maurice.
5. Special Tag Team Battle Parejas Incredibles
Ness/w00t beat Trevor Mach/Rude (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
6. Special Singles Battle One More for the Master
Tack Angel beat Master Lu (14:12) with a STF Submission Special Referee: Little Mac

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EBW Roster Arrives at Summers!



EBW.com was on the scene in Summers on the eve of Victory Explosion 4, as the roster hit the sunny beaches. The city was papered with ads and posters for the big night and the fans arrived in large numbers to welcome our favorite wrestlers. Tonight is the night to fire it up!

EBW: Victory Explosion 4 "Fire it up!"
Summers
PPV

1. CXJ Battle Royale
Larmore vs. Generator vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. CP Munk vs. Fuel vs. Picky Minch vs. Lucas
2. EBW vs. Tatsunoko Special Tag Team Battle
Hotlanta/Dynamic Dougie vs. Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko] and Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]
3. EBW vs. Tatsunoko Special Singles Match
Swift vs. Hurricane Polymar[Tatsunoko]
4. EBW CXJ Tag Team Championship/P+P Co-Op Championship Melee Free for All
Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P](c) vs. Given/Taken vs. Bolshoi/Bakayaro vs. Grudge/Anguish(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
5. EBW Tag Team Championship Akatsuki vs. SURGE
Danny Leung/KYO(c) vs. Amigo/Kinniku Mike
6. CXJ Championship Luchas de Apuestas Title vs. Mask
Shadow(c) vs. Moz
7. Royal Crown Championship The True Perfection
Rude(c) vs. w00t Special Referee: Reno
8. Special Singles Battle Loser Leaves EBW Fire up the Future! Decide Fate!
Trevor Mach vs. Ness
9. Global World Championship
Little Mac(c) vs. Tack Angel

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Victory Explosion 4 Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCmFeb72Uj4

After months of buildup and anticipation it was finally time to fire it up! EBW Victory Explosion 4 took place tonight on the packed beaches of Summers, and the fans witnessed an event that would change Earthbound Wrestling forever. The hot summers night would get even hotter, as the best in EBW fired it up. The set was unique for an EBW show, as the ring was built over the water with the fans watching from the shore. On this night EBW would be looking towards the future, but it would also be celebrating the past, as this show marked the true 4 Year Anniversary of EBW. Wrestlers from EBW's past could be seen in the crowds. History was ready to be made on the beaches of Summers. Victory Explosion 4 was on!



The biggest show of the year began with an action packed CXJ Battle Royale. Always a great way to get the fans pumped for what is to come. Lucas had the unfortunate job of being the first eliminated early on when Picky Minch hit a wicked German Suplex that forced him out onto the floor. The fans cringed as the young rookie had to be carried away. Picky Minch was all action in this one and followed that up with an elimination of Fuel. Meanwhile rivals Larmore and Generator were trading blows. CP Munk and Ultimo tiger tried to blindside both of them since Larmore recently left Perfection. This back fired as Generator and Larmore side stepped them both and tossed them right over the ropes. chicken Man's bad luck in wrestling continued as he tried to hit a lariat on Picky Minch and tripped. The momentum sent him straight over the ropes and before you knew it the match was down to three. Generator, Larmore, and Picky Minch put on a solid effort for several minutes. The fans cheered when a wrestler would end up on the other end of the ropes and fight their way right back into the ring. This continued for several minutes until Generator hit his Complete Flash on Picky followed up by Larmore hitting him with the Hardcore Hangover. They both tossed out the incapacitated Picky before turning on each other once again. Larmore grabbed Generator by the throat and forced him against the ropes. Generator countered by scooping him up and flipping over the ropes. Larmore held onto the ropes and managed to jump back in. They brawled on the ground with the drunken Vs CXJ Champion taking the advantage. Generator got to his feet and tried to quickly hit his GNR8R Top Rope Legdrop, but Larmore actually caught him and tossed him out of the ring. Larmore won the match and celebrated with a beer bath. A great way to start the PPV.



We cut to dual screens that showed Global World Champion Little Mac and his opponent Tack Angel entering the building earlier today. Tack was joined by Travis and Tess and seemed a little apprehensive of the latter. The fans were rooting him on as he headed into the building. Later in the night he would be carrying the hopes and dreams of EBW's future.

Back to the action as the Tatsunoko invasion offically began. Ippatsuman and Tekkaman would have a tough challenge ahead of them as they clashed with Dynamic Dougie and Hotlanta of Maelstrom. The Maelstrom duo are both former Hardcore Hero Champions and brought the brutality while the Tatsunoko team went for flashy and high flying manuvuers. Hotlanta was especially dominant in this encounter. As Dougie played up the crowd and dove out to splash on Tekkaman, Hotlanta hit a high kick on Ippatsuman and finished him off with a Bellerophon Bomb. EBW wins the first encounter with Tatsunoko.



The next matchup would be even more brutal, as Swift would finally get a chance at revenge against the man who beat him bald Hurricane Polymar. Swift did not care that he was fighting on the biggest show of the year. The brawler was back and he was dead set on putting the hurt on Tatsunoko's Polymar. He let loose with the strikes and this was much more of a brawl then a technical classic. Polymar tried to be elusive, a strategy that worked as Swift wore himself down quickly. His rage clouded his judgement. Polymar swooped in and tried to catch Swift in an armwrench, but Swift simply gave him a high kick and a suplex. He was too winded to capitalize, and that is where Polymar started taking the initiative. He drop kicked Swift to the mat and hit a shining wizard to follow it up. Swift got busted open, but still got to his feet and delivered and headbutt and a low kick that buckled Polymar and allowed Swift to hit another suplex. He picked up the Tatsunoko star and forced him against the ring post where he then stomped him down until the ref almost DQ'd him. Swift could not keep up his rage enduced pace. Eventually Polymar recovered and wore him down. He hit his Polymar Driver 2 times just to keep Swift down, and then a third Driver sealed the deal. Hurricane Polymar won the match and evened the score with EBW.



We then cut to Nerma in the crowd as she asked fans what they thought of the show. Former EBW Wrestlers all seemed to think that EBW had really grown into a major player. Former employees like Mr. Andrews, Pokey Minch, and Oranage Kid seemed unpleased that EBW was doing so well without them, while others like Franky and Poo seemed pleased that Perfection was on the verge of a total breakdown. Curry Man bust into a dance while Punch tried to put Ron Simmons in an armbar. The fans were really having fun on the beach. Throwing around beachballs and watching some more EBW action. The ladders, tables, and chairs were being set up in the ring for the next match. On the screen you could see the various teams getting ready for what was next...

It was now time for the match the CXJ fanatics were waiting for. The first ever Melee Free for All Ladder Match. Brute & Misfit, Lovekick Connection, Bolshoi & Bakayaro, Grudge & Anguish, and Given & Taken would all be competing in the big match that would detirmine which team would hold the EBW CXJ Tag belts and the P+P Co-Op titles. One team would come out of this as the top team in CXJ wrestling. The teams scattered around the outside of the ring and brawled at the start of the match. No rules meant that they could do anything they wanted. Given and Taken quickly grabbed chairs and bashed the skulls of everyone around them. Brute and Misfit tried to rush into the ring and climb the ladders, but Bakayaro and Bolshoi were quick to respond with lightning accuracy and hit them both with dual hurracanrannas. Jamie came at Given with a Penalty Kick that collided with the chair and it flew back into Given's face. It was total CXJ anarchy! Later in the match Lovekick and Given & Taken were climbing dual ladders beside each other as they fought to grab the belts. Grudge & Anguish were quick to push both ladders over and sent both teams into tables that were set up outside of the ring. The tables shattered and two teams were down and hurting. Bakayaro and Bolshoi used their speed and lucha skills to bring the fight to the more experienced teams. Bakayaro has been nothing but impressive and almost grabbed the belts when he jumped onto the cord holding them up and tried working his way to the belts. Grudge stopped him by standing under him and putting Bakayaro on his shoulders. Anguish was getting ready for the Doomsday Device that Given and Taken are known for, Bolshoi jumped off another ring post and dropkicked Grudge. Minutes later Lovekick reentered the fray. Jamie, Brute, and Anguish were climbing ladders to grab the belts. Bolshoi and Bakayaro had just tossed Misfit out of the ring before getting blindsided by Given and Taken. Grudge attempted to climb up the ladder after Jamie, but Sal knocked him down and trapped him in the Paradise Lock. Jamie, Brute, and Anguish all traded blows as they reached for the belts. Jamie managed to knock Anguish down to the mat with a risky Penalty Kick, and then Sal pushed over the ladder with Misfit on it. With no one else to stop him, Jamie OD grabbed the belts, and Lovekick Connection finally reached the top of the mountain top again to become EBW CXJ Tag Team Champions and P+P Co-Op Champions! This match was definately a show stealer, and it was a great feeling to have EBW belts back home.



We were shown a split screen where w00t and Royal Crown Champion Rude were getting ready for their match later in the evening. That match would decide a lot for the future of Perfection and EBW.

The next match up featured SURGE getting their tag title shot against "Greatest Tag Team" Akatsuki for the EBW Tag Team Championship. Amigo and Mike have forged a strong tandem during their series with Swift and Maurice. They brought a tough strategy to Akatsuki, Amigo was methodical and strategic, while Mike was happy to be brutal and hard hitting, using his strength and size to toss around the lighter Danny Leung. Danny isn't the Hardcore Hero Champion for nothing though, and managed to absorb Mike's offense and tagged in KYO who head butted Mike and tried to bite into his forehead. Mike turned it around on KYO and hit a Release Dragon Suplex. KYO jumped right back up to his feet and actually managed to scoop up Mike for a bodyslam. He laughed maniacally as he jumped onto the second rope and came crashing back down with an elbow to Mike's face. The Samoan Slaughterhouse seemed distracted and was taking a lot of punishment so Amigo tagged him self in and tried to shoot in on KYO. This didn't work out too well as KYO caught his head in his arm and turned it into his Cradle Piledriver. Amigo kicked out at 2, but ended up eating a kick to the side of the head when trying to get back up.  Danny meanwhile tried to spear Mike to the floor, but the big samoan absorbed the blow, so Danny kicked him in head with a Superkick and speared him again to force him onto the ground. KYO picked Amigo back up and dropped him with another Cradle Piledriver. 1-2-Kickout! The fan favorite and defacto ace of SURGE refused to give up. Danny climbed the ropes and dropped a big elbow on Amigo before running back to the ropes and tried to hit a suicide dive on Mike from outside of the ring. Mike actually caught Danny and tossed him out into the water to the delight of the fans. unfortunately Mike was too distracted to see Amigo get dropped by a third and final Cradle Pile Driver. 1-2-3! The Akatsuki make another huge title defense and once again prove they are the "Greatest Tag Team".



It was now time for a match that has recently defined the CXJ Division. Two hated rivals that have put on classics matches in the past would collide once more for the CXJ Championship. Shadow was once again champion, but Moz had taken his identity, and put it up for grabs in exchange for the title rematch. Luchas de Apuestas was the name of the match. Title vs. Mask. When the bell rang, these two put on an explosive display, and once again the C-X-J division stole the show. Shadow won a test of strength early on, but Moz took control by dropkicking Shadow to ground and followed up with a swift kick to the temple and a standing Shooting Star Press, but Shadow popped up and grabbed Moz both by the throat. He kicked him in the gut and hit a snap suplex. As Moz tried to get back to his feet Shadow hit him again with a big shining wizard. Blood started to pour into his face. An old scar originally created by Shadow had been reopened. Shadow took control from here, landing several vicious stomps to the face and driving his elbow into the gash. Shadow's sadistic nature took over once again as he lunged into the corner and choked Moz. He was almost disqualified by the ref, but Moz managed to break the choke and tripped Shadow, trapping him in a toe hold, but shadow grabbed the rope and escaped a near submission. Shadow was limping now and Moz capitalized with a hurracanranna that sent Shadow flying out of the ring. Moz played up to the crowd and then stood in the center of the ring taunting the CXJ Champion. Shadow struggled to crawl back into the ring, and stood in the center of the ring to stare down Moz. The champion wasn't going down that easily. Shadow took control and forced Moz into the corner. He proceeded to punch and kick away at Moz. As he attempted to escape the corner Shadow gave him an eye gouge. The gouge sent Moz over the edge and proceeded to push Shadow away. Shadow held back as the pissed off Moz rushed at him. For the first time he looked intimidated as Moz blasted away with kicks and forearms. Shadow retaliated by grabbing Moz by the throat with both hands. Moz fell to his knees and was blacking out, but the crowd began to chant for Moz and the former teen hearthrob turned CXJ hero fought back to his feet hit Shadow with and hard couple of punches, and then finally set him up for the Frontflip Piledriver. It seemed that Shadow would fight out of it, but a pissed off Moz held him down and finally hit the Frontflip Piledriver! 1-2-3! Moz wins the match and wins back the CXJ Championship! The fans rose to their feet as Jamie and Sal came out to congratulate their Lovekick buddy! Shadow was livid and had to be carried away by security as he tried to grab the mask that he could not win back. All the CXJ gold now lies with Lovekick!



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The fans and former wrestlers were really excited now, as it was time for the big Perfection grudge match between Perfection leader w00t and Royal Crown Champion Rude. A lot was riding on this match, as the winner would be the Royal Crown Champion as a well as leader of the elite Perfection stable. Reno booked this match in order to hopefully bring stability to Perfection and named himself the special referee. w00t and Rude could not wait for the offical match introductions. They plowed into each other head on and let the strikes fly. Any strategy these two had before the match was thrown out the window. This turned into a full blown brawl. Reno had a hard time keeping his Perfection associates in the ring. He actually did call the match right down the line. w00t hit the WKO early on and tried to get a pin, but Rude kicked out quickly and trapped him in a heel hook. w00t screamed in agony and was struggled to get to the ropes. Once he escaped he limped around, but still managed to maintain control by backhanding Rude in the chest and following it up with a Scoop Slam, and then caught him in a chokehold. w00t was actually impressing the fans and reminding them that he really did have the ring skills to be a main eventer. Rude elbowed his way out of the choke and hit quickly hit Tha Rulebreaka! 1-2-Kickout! w00t was hurting badly, but struggled to get to his feet. Rude tried to hit his finisher again, but w00t pushed him away and prepared to hit another WKO, when suddenly Reno grabbed the Royal Crown Championship and busted w00t over the head with it! The crowd was stunned as Reno and Rude embraced. The Perfection Playa seemingly threw out his plans of winning clean and pinned the unconcious w00t. In a shocking and abruptly ended match Rude "defended" his title and became the new leader of Perfection. In one night w00t, the genius and opportunist, found himself the victim of someone else's opportunity. What will this mean for the future of Perfection and EBW?



The next main event match up was months in the making. A story of two friends turned rivals turned leaders of two different ideals. One was an outlaw promoting a new hybrid style and a Bushido Mission, while the other fought to maintain the tradition of the sport he lived for. Trevor vs. Ness the battle of fate. Who would win and decide the future of EBW and who would be fired from the biggest promotion in Eagleland? They both came down to the ring alone, but they both carried banners representing their style and spirit. The fans were on their feet chanting for both of them. You could feel the energy in the air. As Ness and Trevor Mach stared each other down, the fans cheered in anticipation on the upcoming bout. The match that followed really showed the evolution of these two fighters and their distinct styles that set them apart. The first 4 Ness-Trevor bouts paled in comparison to this fight. They rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was back and forth encounter for a very long time. As Ness heard the crowd cheer Trevor he started to get visibly angry at his opponent, but they would then shift to cheering for Ness and Trevor would laugh histerically and shoot Ness to the mat for ground and pound. Ness escaped the hybrid style move and caught Trevor in an ankle lock. He had Guilty Bushido in pain, but Trevor managed to make it to the ropes. He climed to his feet and despite a slight limp managed to floor Ness with a flying knee. 1-2-KICKOUT! It would not be that easy for Outlaw Trevor Mach. Ness climbed to his feet and went with an armdrag onn Trevor. The Vs World Heavyweight Champion escaped and shot Ness to the mat once again. He tried to catch him in an armbar, but Ness managed to get to the ropes before he could lock it in. This clash of styles made for a great fight and neither man was willing go down. Midmatch Ness got the advantage and hit a European Uppercut. This stunned Trevor long enough for the hero of Traditional Wrestling to hit his PSI Rockin! 1-2-Kickout! Trevor kicked out, but he was now bleeding from the head. The blood made its way to Trevor's eyes which blinded him enough for Ness to attempt another PSI Rockin! Trevor had the move scouted however, and he played possum until suddenly unleashing a headbutt that cut Ness open. This dazed Ness long enough for Trevor to pick him up for and old school Trevorplex! 1-2-Kickout! At this point Ness exploded to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at Guilty Bushido. Trevor took a beating at this point, allowing Ness to hit his PSI Rockin once again! 1-2-Kickout! Ness looked frustrated and picked up Trevor in an attempt to get a Thunder Brainbuster in, but Trevor countered with the Shin Trevorplex! 1-2-Kickout! Trevor now showed signs of frustration, but also seemed to be enjoying the epic clash of wrestling titans. From there it would be more back and forth fighting, as Trevor had an explosion of his own. The crowd continued to grow louder and cheer for both fighters. In the previous bout the fans had no idea who to cheer, now they knew they wanted to root for both as they respected both styles. Trevor headbutted the bloody Ness again, as their blood splashed against each other and on the mat. Ness did not buckle though, and they stood in the center of the ring shoving their skulls into each other trying to force the other man to falter. Trevor broke the stalemate by kicking Ness in his his sides until he was down on his knees, and finally got the chance to hit the Macha Ye! 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor jumped around the ring laughing as Ness struggled to his knees. Trevor begged Ness to get back up and prepared to hit another Macha Ye. He went running at Ness only for the EBW Original to jump up, grab him by the throat, and actually chokeslammed him. Ness buckled from the move and both fighters were on the mat. They both struggled to be the first man up. The fans were roaring with cheers and urging them to fight on. They got to their knees and grinded their foreheads against each other and hit back and forth with bloody slaps. They finally got back to their feet and shared a long staredown before they finally went to opposite sides of the ring, bounced off the ropes, and charged at each other. It was then that the bell suddenly rang! The match had reach it's limit and had to be declared a draw. The fans and the fighters were stunned by the shocking development. These two had just had a war to decide who would leave and who's style would reign in EBW, only to reach the time limit! The fans still applauded the effort as it was an excellent match, and quite possibly the best in the Trevor-Ness saga. In a surprise move Trevor extended his hand to his former friend. Ness looked shocked. As both blood stained fighters stood in the ring amidst applause a man that had tried to make Ness's life a living hell was now extending his hand with a goofy grin on his face. Ness was hesitant at first, but some bonds can never be broken. Mutual respect had been restored. Ness shook the hand of his opponent only for Trevor Mach to embrace him nd raise his hand. Two fighters who just went to hell came back new men on the other side. Baptized in blood and forged in fire. Two views and two styles came together to put on a Victory Explosion classic.



Of course it was now time for the big main event match up. A match would really detirmine that next step for EBW. Would the ways of the old triumph once again, or would a new age kick off which a new "Ace of the Universe" a new Global World Champion? We would soon find out as Master Lu put his Global World Championship on the line against The Pushpin Seraphim Tack Angel. The fans were on fire, and the excitement was just getting started. It was now time for a main event that would shape the course of EBW's future. Global World Champion Little Mac came out first, swinging with everything he had boxer style. Tack was forced against the ropes, but bounced back and tried to hit Mac with a few roundhouse kicks. They both ended up back in the center of the ring and shared a staredown. As Tack and w00t stared each other down, the fans cheered and just like the last match they cheered for both fighters, but as the match went on the cheers for Tack grew louder and louder.They rushed each other fast and attacked with hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. Mac tried a straight punch to the face, but Tack grabbed his hands and hit a high kick. the champ was dazed enough for Tack to drop him to the mat with an STO and tried to get a quick pin. Little Mac escaped the early pin attempt. The Green Legend stepped it up as he got to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at the Pushpin Seraphim. He tried to hit a KO Punch, but Tack pushed him away to the ropes and as he bounced back Tack hit a dropkick. He rolled up Mac for another early pin, but Mac kicked out once again. Master Lu, Tess, and Travis all appeared on the stage to watch this epic unfold. Tack then tried to go for the high risk move as he climbed to the top turnbuckle to hit the Rider Kick. Mac evaded the attack and as he was coming down and hit him with a perfect KO Punch. 1-2-Kickout! Tack survived the hard hit, and you could tell that he decided to put away the high risk moveset and keep it simple. You could almost literally see him stepping up to Mac's legendary level in the ring as the match progressed. He stopped trying to impress Little Mac a long time ago and fought with all of his heart to overcome the legendary champion. Little Mac brought his A-game, and that of course involved his uncanny ability to absorb severe head strikes and keep on coming. Tack fought through it all and you could tell that the veteran Mac was getting frustrated. Late in the match Mac tried once again to wind up for the KO Punch. Tack thought he evaded it, but Mac came back around with a left hook that floored the #1 contender. Instead of trying to pin Tack he locked him in an ankle lock in an effort to show that he was more then just a striker and had plenty of tricks up his sleeves. He wrenched the foot as much as possible as Tack struggled in agony. The fans chanted so loudly for Tack that you couldn't hear anything else. He finally managed to get to the ropes, but had trouble getting to his feet. Mac stood over Tack as he fought to get back to his feet. He tried to go for a final KO Punch, but Tack once again pushed the Global Champion away. Mac turned around to get kicked in the gut and downed with Tack's Standing Shiranui Kai. Tack played up to the crowd as he limped around the ring pumping himself up. Finally, he dropped an elbow on Mac and changed things up by trapping him in an STF. The fans went nuts as Mac tried to fight out of the submission. Mac was getting ever closer to the ropes, but Tack was clenching in the move tighter. Somehow Little Mac found the strength and finally grabbed the ropes. Tack looked stunned and utterly worn out. He let go of Mac and rolled over onto the mat breathing heavily. Tack and Mac both slowly struggled to return to their feet. This had been a running theme all night, two titans struggling to overcome the other. They both reached their feet and the same time and locked up one last time. Mac grabbed Tack by the chin in preperation for the final KO, but he was too worn out. Tack had just enough energy left to elbow Mac in the side of the head and hit one last move, the Standing Shiranui Kai. 1.....2.......3! Tack Angel had done the impossible! On the biggest night in EBW history Tack Angel had achieved his ultimate dream! From follower, to underdog, to contender, and finally to champion! Tack Angel had written his own epic and become the 6th ever Global World Champion! The crowd went wild as Tack hugged the belt that was handed to him by Master Lu. The EBW enforcer tried to help up Little Mac, but the now former champion struggled to his feet by himself and grabbed the title from Tack's hands. The new champion looked shocked, but Little Mac quickly stood behind Tack and placed the title around his waist. The ring began to fill with friends and allies of the Pushpin Seraphim. This was his night. The timid man named Tack Angel had become the new "Ace of the Universe". The future of EBW would now be in his hands. This was a new beginning for Earthbound Wrestling. 4 incredible years capped off by this big moment. It was now time for Year 5 to begin.


 
EBW: Victory Explosion 4 "Fire it up!"
Summers
PPV

1. CXJ Battle Royale
Larmore vs. Generator vs. Chicken Man vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. CP Munk vs. Fuel vs. Picky Minch vs. Lucas
Larmore wins the CXJ Battle Royale (18:15).
2. EBW vs. Tatsunoko Special Tag Team Battle
Hotlanta/Dynamic Dougie beat Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko] and Tekkaman[Tatsunoko] (7:59) when Hotlanta hit the Bellerophon Bomb on Ippatsuman.
3. EBW vs. Tatsunoko Special Singles Match
Hurricane Polymar[Tatsunoko] beat Swift (10:22) with a Polymar Driver.
4. EBW CXJ Tag Team Championship/P+P Co-Op Championship Melee Free for All
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Brute[P+P]/Misfit[P+P](c), Given/Taken, Bolshoi/Bakayaro, Grudge/Anguish(c) (24:16) when Jamie OD grabbed the belts to become the new EBW CXJ Tag Team Champions and P+P Co-Op Champions!
5. EBW Tag Team Championship Akatsuki vs. SURGE
Danny Leung/KYO(c) beat Amigo/Kinniku Man (14:35) when KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Amigo.
6. CXJ Championship Luchas de Apuestas Title vs. Mask
Moz beat Shadow(c) (15:21) with a Frontflip Piledriver to become the new EBW CXJ Champion!
7. Royal Crown Championship The True Perfection
Rude(c) beat w00t (10:42) with Tha Rulebreaka. Special Referee: Reno
8. Special Singles Battle Loser Leaves EBW Fire up the Future! Decide Fate!
Trevor Mach vs. Ness (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
9. Global World Championship
Tack Angel beat Little Mac(c) (26:15) with the Standing Shiranui Kai to become the 6th Global World Champion!

 

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EBW: Year V Begins!



VICTORY EXPLOSION 4 FALLOUT! TACK ANGEL NEW GLOBAL WORLD CHAMPION!

Another anniversary passes by, and EBW delivers another huge Victory Explosion. VE4 may have been the most successful PPV in EBW history according to early buyrate reports. History was made as Trevor and Ness fought to an epic Time Limit Draw, but many believe that the biggest draw was the title bout that saw Tack Angel shatter the glass ceiling and narrowly defeat Little Mac for the Global World Championship. The wrestling world is buzzing over the beginning of the Tack Angel era. A timid underdog who has found himself thrust into the position of "Ace of the Universe"! EBW.com has just completed a retrospective video showcasing the career so far of the Pushpin Seraphim. Congratulations Tack Angel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM4Gma0AyXY <-----Tack Angel Retrospective Video!

3-Hour VE4 Fallout X-cite Special Announced!

The first X-cite of Year V has been announced, and it's going to be a huge 3-Hour Fallout event. After what happened at VE4 we have new champions, new rivalries, and a new Perfection leader. An opening encounter will feature 4 teams begin a tournament to determine who will challenge the new EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Champions Lovekick Connection. Then the angered bald Swift will once again attempt revenge when he takes on Tekkaman and Ippatsuman of Tatsunoko. Maelstrom will have a tag battle with SURGE as Dougie and Tanooki Akinan take on Kinniku Mike and Amigo. Captain Strong has taken interest in growing the future, and he would like to cultivate Lucas into a champion. That is why he giving Lucas 5 minutes to impress him. This could be the last chance for the hard luck Lucas. Generator, Shadow Picky Minch, and Vs CXJ Champion Larmore will battle to see who is the next #1 Contender to Moz's regained CXJ Champion. Then Danny Leung will put up his other title just days after defending the tag belts with KYO, as he tries to defend the belt against rival Hotlanta. Then we have the main event that everyone is talking about. Reno and Rude have made a hostile takeover of Perfection and have kicked w00t out of his own faction. Their long term plans are a mystery, but rumors have been flying around backstage and something big is definitely on the horizon. On this night Royal Crown Champion Rude will team with Reno, KYO, and Maurice as they take on a coalition team in 8-Man Tag Action! Tack Angel is the new Global World Champion, and his first huge test will be to lead a rag tag coalition consisting of Ness, Guilty Bushido Outlaw Trevor Mach, and former Perfection Leader w00t. It is a mystery as to who booked all of those explosive elements on the same team, but after last night we saw a renewed respect between Trevor and Ness, as well as w00t getting ousted by his former allies. I think it's safe to say that they have the reasons in the world to work together. Can Tack Angel lead EBW now that he has made history? Find out on the fallout special episode of X-cite.

UPDATE: Further rumors are circulating, and it is possible that Mr. Poochyfud will finally return to EBW television with an announcement that will shift the entire paradigm of EBW. Stay tuned for further updates.

EBW: 3-Hour VE4 Fallout X-cite Special on
Fourside Expo Center

1. EBW CXJ Tag Team Tournament Contender Battle
Bakayaro/Bolshoi vs. Grudge/Anguish vs. Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid vs. CP Munk/Ultimo Tiger
2. Handicap Challenge Battle Perfection vs. Tatsunoko
Swift vs. Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko]
3. Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE
Dynamic Dougie/Akinan vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo
4. SURGE Initiation 5-Minute Battle
Captain Strong vs. Lucas
5. CXJ #1 Contender 4-Way Battle
Generator vs. Shadow vs. Picky Minch vs. Larmore
6. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Battle
Danny Leung(c) vs. Hotlanta
7. Special 8-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection
Tack Angel/Ness/Trevor Mach/w00t vs. Rude/Reno/KYO/Maurice

ENN Special Announced! Collision III: EBW vs. Tatsunoko!

The annual ENN special returns this year with Collision III! Last year Team EBW lost a very close and competitive 5-Star battle against Team P+P. A shocking upset caused by turmoil within Team EBW. This year, Team EBW will have to put differences aside to take on th oddball wildcards from Tatsunoko Fight! the only match announced so far is the traditional Team EBW vs. Team ? battle, but the poster has already been released featuring Tack Angel. Expect to hear more about this show soon.



Collision III: EBW vs. Tatsunoko
ENN Special

1. Team EBW vs. Team Tatsunoko Team Battle

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Fans: TACK! TACK! TACK! TACK! TACK!

Tack Angel: Oh.....uh...thanks guys....thanks a bunch.

Fans: TACK! TACK! TACK! TACK! TACK!

Tack Angel: Umm....how am I supposed to respond to all of this?

Tess: You're the champ now sweet thang. Time to soak up the fame and fortune. Everything is going to be different now.

Master Lu: Just remember to always remain modest and humble my boy.

Tess: Oh come on! It's a celebration. Time to party Tacky!

Travis: .....

Fans: TACK! TACK! TACK! TACK! TACK!

Tack Angel: I appreciate it guys! I really do. I really just came out to say thank you. Without all your support I wouldn't have made it to this point. For a long time I wasn't sure that I had it in me either, but thanks to some close...."friends"...I was given a chance to see what I could do. Now I am the Global World Champion and I earned this belt by beating the legendary Little Mac at the biggest show of the year! Not too shabby I thing hehe....um...I'm not really much of a long winded speech kind of guy....so I'll just leave it at that.

Little Mac: Wait just a minute Tack.

Tack Angel: Ah! I mean...hi there Little Mac. What brings you down here?

Little Mac: Before you go I have something I have to say to you.

Tack Angel: Uh oh.

Little Mac: I've been in some wars before Tack Angel....I've fought the toughest opponents out there. At Wrestlefest III I became the first person to knockout Giant Roussimof. But at VE4....that was the first time I have ever truly felt....beaten. So to you Tack Angel I say....thank you.

Tack Angel: Oh uh....wait what?

Little Mac: Thank you Tack! I learned my limits in that battle and now I know what I have to do. I don't mean to steal your thunder here....I mean you are THE MAN in wrestling now. I place all the responibilites on your shoulders . It's YOUR turn to be Ace of the Universe. I need to take this time though.....to announce....my retirement.

Tack Angel: What?!

Master Lu: What?!

Little Mac: I've had a wonderful career, and I know now that as I am right now....I can't compete with this new generation. I did what I wanted to come back do though....I won the championship and passed it off to the torchbearer for a new generation. That was my goal. I was a champion in the golden era of wrestling entertainment, and I was a champion in this new era of pure sports competition. Now I'm ready to finally put the boots away. Thank you all for your kindness and support. Thank you Tack for all you have done...just remember...that belt can be a blessing or a curse. Now is the REAL test where we see if you can survive the tribulations that will come with the Global World Championship. This fame....it will eat you alive if you let it.

Tack Angel: Hey...Mac....HEY! Wait a minute!




A surprising start to the Tack Era opened up this 3-hour special edition of X-cite. After addressing the fans and thanking them for their support, Tack was surprised to find that the man that he had beaten at VE4 for the belt was ready to retire. This in the just the first few minutes of a show that promised many surprises, including the return of EBW Owner Mr. Poochyfud. The Tack and Mac saga wasn't over yet though, as Tack and Master Lu chased Mac down backstage.



Tack Angel: Little Mac wait! I....I don't understand.

Master Lu: Yeah....neither do I. I figured you would have at least told me.

Little Mac: You would have tried to have talked me out of it. It's ironic that at VE3 you were trying to get me out of wrestling to protect me and now you don't want me to leave.

Master Lu: Well...I was wrong then Mac.

Little Mac: None of that matters now old friend. Tack...you have the world on your shoulders now. Remember what I said....it will eat you alive. Now you have a main event to prepare for tonight. A lot of combustable elements will be in the ring at the same time. It's YOUR job to bring them together. Do you understand?

Tack Angel: ....Yes.

Little Mac: Good....this is your time now Tack. Make the right decisions and make the best of it.

Tack Angel: Uh....yeah....yeah I will Mac.

Little Mac: Heh...Tack the timid champ....we'll see if that changes....see you around kid.


The first match of the special X-cite featured four teams taking part in a tournament to detirmine who would next battle the EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Champions Lovekick Connection. Bakayaro and Bolshoi of SURGE, former P+P champs Grudge & Anguish, Sky Bombers, and Perfection team CP Munk and Ultimo Tiger all took part in the solid CXJ opener. Bakayaro and Bolshoi were especially impressive in this contest. They've been laying low since making solid debuts, learning to work as a team, and it really showed. When the match broke out into an all over brawl Bakayaro was quick to land a suicide dive on Grudge and Anguish outside of the ring to incapacitate them. Munk had Apple Kid stretched over his knee while Ultimo hit a top rope leg drop. This left the legal man Jeff Andonuts open to the other legal man Bolshoi who hit him in the back with top rope drop kick. He then picked Jeff up and dropped him with a Bolshoi Bomb before pinning him for the win. Bolshoi and Bakayaro move up in the tournament.



The next match was a challenge from Swift. The pissed off bald brawler was having his own issues with Tatsunoko. Now, just weeks before Collision III Swift wanted another piece at Hurricane Polymar. His only way to get to him would be to win a Handicap battle against Tekkaman and Ippatsuman. Swift was once again livid and unfocused. He tossed the Tatsunoko duo around the ring quite a bit, but never capitalized, which meant he was wearing out as Tekka and Ippatsu were gearing up for a comeback. As this match progressed, an old bearded man tried to force his way over the guard rail to get near the ring. Security tried to stop him, but the man who looked a lot like a much older Swift branished a blunt object and beat them over the head with it. Back in the ring Swift was gassed, and the double team tactics eventually lead to Ippatsuman hitting the Gyakuten Breaker (Diving Steamroller) and followed it up with the pin. Team Tatsunoko won the match and further embarrassed Swift. The brawler rolled out of the ring looking distraught, and that was even before he was suddenly bonked on the head by the much older looking Swift. His eyes bulged open and he could visibly be seen mouthing "Grandpa?!". The rest of the Tatsunoko crew were quick to hit the ring to celebrate with the victors. Yatterman, the defacto spokesmen of Tatsunoko Fight grabbed a mic.

Yatterman: Hello EBW! I'm quite sure you've seen us around lately, but in case you've been living under a rock....on mars....with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears....seriously....how could you not have heard of us.....we're Tatsunoko Fight! Where we come from, we're all a bunch of heroes. The people love us! Then we come out here and see that everyone is talking about these EBW guys. Well I have to say we're not impressed with what EBW has to offer. We've got a giant mecha gold lighter.....what does EBW have....a soda machine?! That's why we're here. We're going to save EBW....from blandness! It's time for some of that flashy Tatsunoko goodness! You know you want it, and at Collision III....you're gonna get it!




The action was picking up in the third match as SURGE tried to rebound from a tough VE4 loss by taking on Dynamic Dougie and Akinan of Maelstrom. Dougie held up his end for Maelstrom and almost won the match within the first minute by rolling up a visibly distracted Mike after hitting a Dynamic DDT. Amigo looked frustrated, but helped Mike escape just in time. Captain Strong made his way down to the ring shouting at Mike to keep his head in the game. Once again Akinan in his Tanooki suit was all smiles, trying to sing, dance, and hug his opponents. It looked for a second like he was trying to lock up with Amigo for some wrestling action, but he then caught the SURGE ace in a bearhug. Amigo pretended to play along with a hug, but quickly turned it around into a German Suplex Pin. 1-2-3! Amigo scored a win for SURGE and got some momentum rolling back in their favor.



The fans were buzzing as an outside shot on the tron showed a limo pulling up. No one knew who was inside, but you could guess who it probably was.

Strong was now in his wrestling gear and in the ring as the next match would involve him taking on the hard luck rookie Lucas. The timid kid can never catch a break. He survived a match to keep his job, but has yet to gain any momentum since. That is where Captain Strong came in. He was willing to take the kid under his wing if he could beat him our last 5 minutes in the ring with him. Lucas is very capable, and utilizes a moveset similar to Ness's. His main mistake was trying to stand up and strike with Strong who overwhelmed him with chops. Lucas buckled under the heavy hitter and was put away with a Strong Top Rope Chop 19 seconds before the match was set to end. Lucas looked down as Strong celebrated, but the Captain tried to cheer him up and had him follow him backstage.



Nerma: Nerma here with Captain Strong, the man who just beat Lucas with 19 seconds left in the match.

Captain Strong: Yeah, I did win the match, but you know what....this kid has balls. He stood toe to toe with me and took my best shots. I see potential in you kid. Do I think you're ready for SURGE? Not yet....I'm sorry to say it. Some people come into this sport with natural skill...ready to come out of the gate running. You have raw potential...if we can just....forge that potential....you could really be something kid.

Lucas: Y...you think so.

Captain Strong: I know so kid. Listen, right now...you're this timid little guy that no one knows anything about and you can't get over with the fans. They don't hate you, but they want to see more. I know a guy who can turn you into a contender. I think you know who I'm talking about. He's been watching you closely. He and I are two of the only remaining EBW originals.

Lucas: You mean?

Captain Strong: Yep! Ness is looking for a protege...and it looks like it's you!


Four of the CXJ Divisions top fighters were set to collide next in a match to detirmine Moz's next challenger. Former multi time champion Shadow, Picky Minch, and Vs CXJ Champion Larmore all duked it out with varying styles in one of the top fights of the night. Larmore seemed more lucid then usual, and instead of trying to continue his fight with Generator, targetted Picky Minch while Shadow and Generator traded blows. Shadow was visibly pissed about losing his title again, and almost got the match thrown out by trying to choke out Mr. High Voltage. Generator was quick to push Shadow down though, and trapped him in an old school IGNITION Armbar. Shadow struggled to make it to the ropes and finally broke free just as Larmore was hitting his Hardcore Hangover on Picky and rolling him up for the win. Moz and Lovekick Connection looked on from the stage as the inevitable encounter was now set. EBW CXJ Champion against Vs CXJ Champion.



We cut from the action to go backstage, where w00t was trying to get into the Perfection VIP room. Surprisingly he was met by EBW security.



w00t: What in the....what is this?! w00t demands answers right now!

Reno: It doesn't look like you're in any position to demande anything anymore w00t.

w00t: Reno, you snake in the grass! How dare you turn your back on me! How dare all of you! I made Perfection what it....what is was I should say. It's NOTHING without me....NOTHING!

Reno: You really have no idea. EBW security is here for just this reason...part of a change that is coming w00t. You're just not apart of the big picture.

w00t: Wha....what the hell are you talking about!?

Rude: Heh...I told ya this punk ass bitch would running in here whining. Perfection is mine to do with as I please now dawg. Reno and I....we got something big coming up and we don't need you trying to hog MY spotlight anymore.

w00t: You two are going to regret this! I'll have both your asses before this is over! I can tell you that! I'm not the biggest fan of who I have to work with tonight, but you better believe that the w00ter is going to be a team player if only so I can bust you both in the mouth. You too Maurice! I'm going to kick your ass!

Maurice: Hey what did I do?!

w00t: I'll see you all in the ring shortly....assholes.

Rude: Damn man....can you believe dat guy?

Reno: It's to be expected. We were told that a paradigm shift of this magnitude would cause some issues. If we want to be apart of this next big thing...then we do what we're told.

Rude: Heh....I've known you a long time dawg and I ain't never heard you say that before.

Reno: Sometimes....you've just gotta know when to shut up and jump on the bandwagon...that's business for ya Rude...it's a bitch.
 

The next battle featured longtime rivals Danny Leung and Hotlanta locking it up in a Hardcore Hero title bout. Danny was the current champ and Hotlanta was the first champ. Once again hated rivals grabbed every weapon they could and bashed each other with them to the delight of the fans. They threw everything, but the kitchen sink at each other in a match where the most ultra violent would be champion. The no rules aspect lead to KYO coming out to get involved. Hotlanta had to deal with both members of Akatsuki on his own for several minutes, before Danny ultimately finished Hotlanta with an Emo Cutter. The beating continued, until Generator of all people came out to stand by Hotlanta and helped him fight off the "Greatest Tag Team". Hotlanta was surprised to see Generator, but accepted his help and ended up shaking his hand in respect. It seems that a Hotlanta/Generator tag team reunion might not be that impossible afterall.



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It was now time for a huge main event that the fans have been dying to see since it was first announced. New Global World Champion Tack Angel would lead a team comprised of EBW's Original Ness, Guilty Bushido Trevor Mach, and deposed Perfection leader w00t against Royal Crown Champion Rude, Reno, KYO, and Maurice....oh yeah....this was going to go well. Tack had his hands full, but everyone in the match seemed to at least want to cooperate. Everyone was wondering what was going through the minds of Trevor and Ness going into this match after their epic time limit draw at VE4. They were't exactly buddy buddy, but they weren't at each other's throats either. Rude was acting like the king of the world on his team, issuing orders with cocky arrogance. Many times this pissed off w00t, who would bling tag himself in just to get a piece of the "Top Dollah Brawlah". The new champ had no trouble jumping into the ring first. He overwhelmed Reno with stiff kicks and punches, forcing him to tag in KYO, who immediately tried to dig his teeth into the champ's forehead. Tack pushed him back and when he tried to charge again, hit him with a high kick to the temple and dropped him with an STO. He went for the pin, but Maurice jumped into the ring and stomped Tack in the back of the head. This dazed Tack long enough for KYO to get up and lay into his with backhands and kicks. KYO then hit a bodyslam and dug his elbow into Tack's forehead. This brought Trevor into the ring, who hit a Macha Ye on KYO. The force sent the raging demon into his corner and Rude tagged himself in. He traded blows with the laughing Trevor. Rude looked puzzled as to why he was laughing until he turned around to eat a Rider Kick from Tack. The force sent him into the waiting arms of the Vs World Heavyweight champ who hit the Shin Trevorplex. Trevor went back to his corner and Tack tried to roll up Rude. Reno broke the pin, and the tired Tack tagged in Ness, who dropped Reno with a back body drop, and then picked up Rude for the Thunder Brainbuster. Maurice intervened just in time and punched Ness square in the gut. Rude and Maurice took turns beating on Ness while the ref tried to force Maurice back to his corner. This brought Trevor back in as he climbed the top rope and landed a flying elbow smash onto Maurice. Ness looked on puzzled as Trevor got to his feet, looked at Ness, and gave him a goofy grin and a thumbs up. Ness was puzzled long enough for Rude to backhand him and bring him back to reality as they traded blows. Trevor went back to the corner and asked for Ness to tag him in. Ness was hesitant, but Tack acting as ring general asked him to tag the unstable Mach in. Guilty Bushido was let loose with kicks and strikes before quickly hitting a Trevorplex! The Royal Crown Champion was taking A LOT of abuse in this one. He managed to get his foot on the rope and reach out to tag in Maurice, who let his fists fly. These two locked up for awhile until Tack was ready to get back into the match. Trevor tagged the champ back in and Tack kicked Maurice down to size with his kicks, and finally hit a superkick that sent him out of the ring. This sent the other 6 fighters into the ring to brawl it out. It was so surreal to see Trevor, Ness, and w00t fighting together. Even they paused for a second to marvel at the situation, which had the fans chuckling at the predicament. "Team Combustable" had Perfection busy while Tack Angel waited on the top rope for Maurice to re enter the ring. As soon as he did Tack Angel flew with a Rider Kick and quickly rolled him up for the pin. 1-2-3! The Global World Champion scores the win and lead his team to victory.



After the match Maurice rolled out onto the ground in pain, but the rest of the Perfection crew retreated up the ramp. Tack played up to the crowd and Travis was once again "a bit too friendly" in congratulating the champion. w00t for once kept to himself, but he seemed pleased that he got some bit of a win for over his former faction. Ness and Trevor were staring each other down, but Trevor had a smile on his face as he asked for a mic.

Trevor Mach: Ness, it's about time you and I had a real talk but first...two things....first....BOOSH! I love you EBW peeps! How bout that asskicking eh? These guys in the ring here...they are in the asskicking business and business is good! Second of all....I think it's time I personally congratulated you Tack! I shouldn't be saying this as Little Mac is a friend of mine, but I did make a lot of money betting on you at VE4.

Tack Angel: Oh....well...you're welcome?

Trevor Mach: HA! This guy....you crack me up brosef. Now, onto the business at hand. Ness, I think I misjudged you. I think I misjudged a lot of things.

Ness: You've been out of your mind for months Trevor...and you're just NOW going to explain things?!

Trevor Mach: HA! Yeah! Ain't it hilarious?

Ness: .....

Trevor Mach: I learned something Ness....something that made me question...all of this. Something that made me question who I was and what I was doing. So I set out with a new mission...my Bushido Mission. After developing my hybrid style I came back guns blazing with my peeps to take on anything and anyone that I didn't feel was worthy of this warrior sport.

Ness: You make your madness almost sound noble....almost.

Trevor Mach: I didn't know who to trust! Something was going down that made me think that traditional pro wrestling was a farce....that everything you stood for was a farce. After our epic clash at VE4 my Bushido Mission is complete! I now know that you are the real deal. You're not involved in anything going down. I'm now convinced that Traditional Pro Wrestling is just as credible as Hybrid. Together....the styles will be unstoppable.

Ness: That sounds well and good my old friend, and the most lucid you have sounded in months, but you're still talking conspiracies. I love EBW....it's my home. I live and die for this place Trevor. If something is going down...then I need to hear about it.

Trevor Mach: Well yeah see.....wait....what were we talking about?

Ness: Trevor!

?: Ha! You're going to have to excuse Mr. Mach. See....I'm quite sure now that he overheard something he wasn't meant to, and the shock....well...let's just say his mind is still....skewed.

Ness: Wha? Mr....




Mr. Poochfud: Mr. Poochyfud! Large and in charge! Back in action!

Trevor Mach: Hehe....large.

Mr. Poochyfud: Shut your mouth Trevor Mach! You've been a thorn in my side for far too long! I've been worried that you were going to spoil my surprise...that's why I sent Ness after you. I told him he was defending the honor of EBW....he had no idea about my plans.

Ness: Wait...wha...Mr. Poochyfud...what's going on here?

Mr. Poochyfud: Change Ness....change is going on here. It's time for EBW to change. Four years of this path and I don't like what EBW is evolving into. Sometime ago I set to work on preparing for a NEW EBW. I put people in charge like Master Lu and Tess so I could work with my new friends behind the scenes and plan for a day when I could be proud of EBW again. This "vision" of EBW....it's not what you think it is Ness. It's a new day with a new course. Everything about EBW...the stench of it....it makes me sick. The violence...the bad role models. It's not politically correct. It's not wholesome. It's not decent. It's not....entertainment. Sure, EBW makes money every year, but it's only tapping one demographic. We can expand....we can create a larger fanbase if we change course now. We de-emphasize the sports...and emphasize...the entertainment! We change everything from the ground up. We cut down on the violence, and language, and blood. We cater to a different audience...a "PG" audience perhaps? Tack, it's no coincidence that you are the new champion. It's a new day in EBW and YOU will be the role model.

Tack Angel: ....

Trevor Mach: Ha! You're saying a lot of nonsense, and that's coming from me. All I hear is a bunch of BULLSHIT!

Mr. Poochyfud: SEE! It's that degenerate behavior that is forcing my hand. I need NEW stars that are ready to accept this brand new world I'm going to create! People like Reno and Rude. We've had our differences in the past, but Reno knows how to conduct business. With him on my side I am now returned to full power in EBW. I can do what I want!

Ness: Not if we can help it! Trevor and I might have disagreed in the past, but I'm damn sure we're both thinking the same thing right now, and that includes knocking some sense into you!

Mr. Poochyfud: HOW DARE YOU! I hold your careers in my hands! If you want a job you will fall in line, like my new model champions Tack Angel and Rude.

Rude: True dat dawg!

Tack Angel: Wait...what?!

w00t: Hey...I'm calling bullshit too! Being the genius that I am I can safely say this is utterly rediculous. Nobody wants this!

Mr. Poochyfud: A close new friend of mine taught me not to listen to the people. If you have the power just force it down their throats. They'll learn to like it. So I'll keep the current fanbase while attracting new fans with kid friendly family entertainment. Ness, Trevor, W00t....do I have your support?

Trevor Mach: Ha! Are you seriously asking me that?

Ness: No...more then no....I will fight you at every turn if you try this!

w00t: As weird as this is going to sound....I'm with these guys.

Mr. Poochfyfud: Fine....I have no problem with that...no really....I respect your decision. It's time to bring in new stars to replace you anyways. Now w00t, you happen to be safe...for now, but I specifically had Reno add a certain stipulation  to a match at VE4, where only the winner would retain their job. Since neither one of you won...then I guess that means...Trevor...Ness.... YOU'RE FIRED!

Tack Angel: WHAT!? NO!

Mr. Poochyfud: Security! Take them away!

Ness: Damnit! Damn you Poochyfud! I stood up for you! Damn you!

Trevor Mach: This ain't over Poochyfud! I'm not done with you not by a long shot!

Mr. Poochyfud: Get them out of my sight! EBW fans....forget everything you know about EBW. From this day forward....things are different. Perfection....Maelstrom....GONE! I'll have no more of this faction warfare. Remember the Versus brand? GONE! Hybrid fighting isn't part of the demo. It's time to see some new faces that have no trouble falling into line with my new EBW. It's a whole new world.

Tack Angel: I don't understand Mr. Poochyfud! What is this?

Mr. Poochyfud: Heh...well champ....it's change we can believe in.


EBW: 3-Hour VE4 Fallout X-cite Special on
Fourside Expo Center

1. EBW CXJ Tag Team Tournament Contender Battle
Bakayaro/Bolshoi beat Grudge/Anguish, Jeff Andonuts/Apple Kid, and CP Munk/Ultimo Tiger (16:18) when Bolshoi hit the Bolshoi Bomb on Jeff Andonuts.
2. Handicap Challenge Battle Perfection vs. Tatsunoko
Tekkaman[Tatsunoko]/Ippatsuman[Tatsunoko] beat Swift (6:41) when Ippatsuman hit the Gyakuten Breaker (Diving Steamroller).
3. Tag Team Battle Maelstrom vs. SURGE
Kinniku Mike/Amigo beat Dynamic Dougie/Akinan (5:14) when Amigo hit the German Suplex Pin on Akinan.
4. SURGE Initiation 5-Minute Battle
Captain Strong beat Lucas (4:41) with the Strong Top Rope Chop.
5. CXJ #1 Contender 4-Way Battle
Larmore beat Generator, Shadow, and Picky Minch (15:49) with the Hardcore Hangover on Picky Minch.
6. EBW Hardcore Hero Championship Battle
Danny Leung(c) beat Hotlanta (12:38) with an Emo Cutter.
7. Special 8-Man Tag Team Battle Coalition vs. Perfection
Tack Angel/Ness/Trevor Mach/w00t beat Rude/Reno/KYO/Maurice (22:56) when Tack Angel hit the Rider Kick on Maurice.

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