Nerma: Nerma here with another installment of EBW World. This is where we talk about EBW, no matter WHAT Tangelo says on Wide World of Wrestling. Hey Tangelo! Stop it! Just stop it! Moving on, we're SO CLOSE to Victory Explosion XV now, and it's almost TOO MUCH TO TAKE! A new era awaits us, with that main event, but up and down the card, you're seeing some of the best matches and the biggest rivalries. I can CONFIRM, that the "Weekend Wrecking Crew" will be challenging the "War Kings" in a rematch for the World Tag Team Championships. If you want a preview for that, check out Xperience, making its debut in the Mall of Eagleland in Saturn City! That's great for me, because I don't have to travel that far. Although, I'm not doing the commentary, even though Makoto is currently fired! They got these two guys out of nowhere to do it. I would have done it! I could use the extra cash! I was already on the payroll! *sigh* I'll still be there. We're going to see Kinniku Mike take on Golvoth, but that's not all, because we'll also see Trevor Mach, trying to show that w00t didn't face apparently, as he puts up the Challenge Championship in an Open Challenge. NEW EBW Television Champion Razorblade, from VBW, will have No Rules Non-Title bout against Magnum PT. The "Dan Club" will take on "Flood Generation" in an 8-Man Tag Match, and we'll have to see if they can all co-exist, considering three of them are facing in the Victory Explosion main event, and one of them is Vape. Sorry Vape. The MAIN EVENT will see "C.O.D.E" facing Tess's elite "Valkyries" hit squad. No doubt Tess, Erica, Sunny Malibu, and the rest of "Eisenritter" are hoping that they take the World Champion Christina, and Television #1 Contender Hope out of action. It should be a big night. Don't miss it!

EBW: Xperience
Mall of Eagleland, Saturn City
ENN

0. Dark Match Tag: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny
0. Dark Match Women's Singles: BeShemoth vs. Eve
0. Dark Match Women's Singles: Kimber Blaze vs. Gold
0. Dark Match Singles: Tack Angel vs. Manu Kalani
1. No Rules Non-Title Singles: Magnum PT vs. Razorblade<VBW>
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Golvoth
3. EBW Challenge Championship Open Challenge: Trevor Mach vs. TBA
4. 8-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin/Vape vs. Rains/Firebrand X/Danny Leung/Nosan
5. 6-Woman Tag: Christina Angel/Hope Mach/Alison Chains vs. Duvalie/Ines/Ennea

Saturn Cafe

Benjamin had his forehead firmly affixed to the table, as Vape went on and on...

Vape: I just can't believe you'd do that personally. I mean lose the Television Championship in VBW, and when you're so close to your biggest shot at the Triple Crown ever. I mean you could've been a 4-Crown King, but-

Benjamin: I got it my friend! Trust me. I've been hearing it a lot. A LOT!

Vape: I mean I get it. You weren't used to hardcore wrestling. Straight up, you probably would have won. I mean people call you a wrestling God these days.

Benjamin: Wrestling god. Lower case g.

Vape: I said that didn't I?

Benjamin: No, you said it with an upper case G.

Vape: How can you tell?

Benjamin: I just....I just can?

Vape: ....Huh.

Benjamin: And even that is too much for me. I don't really like the term. Back where I come from they would rant and rave about like 12 different gods. "By the twelve!" they'd shout over and over. It got unnerving to be honest. I like it here better. The one is enough.

Vape: Right....but seriously dude. How could you-

Benjamin: I just....I just wanted to be with Lainey alright? I wanted to help her out. Maybe try to inspire her? I know she doesn't want me to fight her battles. She doesn't need me to. However, nothing says I can't fight beside her. You know what I mean?

Vape: You got a BIG crush on her don't you?

Benjamin: A what now?

Vape: You're in loooooove.

Benjamin: ....Possibly?

Vape: What? Most of the time people deny that sort of accusation. This isn't like my animes at all. I don't know how to go forward from here.

Benjamin: Oh...uh...what?! No way! Take it back?!

Vape: Perfect! Haha! You love her! I knew it! I think she likes you back.

Benjamin: You think so?

Vape: Shoot yeah I do. She wants to spend time with you too. Got to be a reason for that. It's not the friendzone either. Trust me....I know what that horrible place is like. It's the worst nightmare ever. You don't want to go to the friendzone. Wait, what's that?

Benjamin: This? It's a cell phone I think? Lainey suggested I get one, so she could text me. Little words appear on the screen here.

Vape: How did you send messages where you come from?

Benjamin: I would give my letter to a Moogle, and they'd take it to another Moogle?

Vape: ...Forget I asked. Oh, does it have wifi?

Benjamin: I don't know.

Vape: Here, let me see it.

Benjamin: I mean who is in such a hurry to get a message anyways? I can wait for the Moogl-

Vape: You got a text from Lainey.

Benjamin: LET ME SEE!

Vape: Whoa!

Benjamin: It's a waving face thing.

Vape: That's called an emoji. She's saying hello.

Benjamin: What do I do?

Vape: Send her a smiley. The ladies love a smiley.

Benjamin: Alright. Sent. Wow. So she just immediately gets it huh? Technology.

Vape: Wait until you discover the internet. Oh! Speaking of which. Check this out. I can go to youtube on your phone, so you can see what I've been up to.

Benjamin: More products with your name on them?

Vape: Better! Look!



Vape: See? It's my review for Zack Snyder's Justice League. Spoiler alert, it's pretty great.

Benjamin: Huh...it's only got 1 view though.

Vape: Yeah...and that was from me. I wanted to....get it started...you know?

Benjamin: ...We're both embarrassing this week.

Vape: We absolutely are. Yes.

Degrees Office

Amy Angel was sitting on the doctor's table, as Degrees looked into her eyes with his various gadgets.

Degrees: Everything looks right. You're the perfect image of health.

Amy Angel: I'm just confused is all. It doesn't make sense. I feel like I'm still all of them, and yet, I'm speaking in the singular again. Why is that?

Degrees: I'd venture a guess,and say that they are fading into your subconscious. It's probably part of the process. You're all supposed to be one and the same right? I mean, we're dealing with an alien symbiote here, so it's hard to say. From your brain scans though, it looks like they're all starting to align....well most of them. You still have an errant one here, but in the end, I think it's like they're setting in like cement.

Amy Angel: Huh. I thought they already were permanent. Am I....am I being lied to? No...no that can't be right. It's just...I feel like one of them....has been hiding from me?

Degrees: It's probably fine? Again, I have no idea. We're lucky that Gordon Cole and Mr. Face don't want to experiment on the alien living inside of you. I'd let you know of course. Doctor patient confidentiality and what not.

Amy Angel: I appreciate it. Really I do.

Degrees: Well, I'll step out and let you redress.

Amy Angel: Thanks.

Degrees left the room, and Amy stared into a mirror. Her worried expression switched to that of a wicked smirk.

Amy?: *sigh* This is bullshit. This bitch is nearly exposing my entire plot. Oh yes, they fade into the subconscious, as we "all become one", but not me. Never me. I'm taking over you hear me? No, of course you don't, because now that the cobwebs are cleared away, I'm gaining control, and soon I'll be going home. Heh...what are the odds really? I find myself with an alien latched to me, just before I'm killed, and then we end up here, where I get to inhabit....my own body. Amy gets to be Amy. How sweet it is. Jupiter....don't get too comfortable. I'm coming home.

w00t: Hello hello, w00t here in....wherever this is, with a breaking story. It seems that stupidity does in fact attract stupidity. Trevor and Tali Mach BOTH feel like leaving their kids without parents. They BOTH like the thought of Truth and Justice being orphans. What an asinine "surprise" that was. You thought you put one over on the Perfectionist, but I anticipated something like that. Why do you think I have Ripper Jane with me. She already did her job, but she's still here. Why is that? Because I was counting on Lady M's wanting some revenge herself. Why wouldn't she? You're both predictable rage monsters, and now, you've set yourselves up for your demise. This has been a long time coming, so long ago this should have happened. If I had stopped you then, EBW would be a paradise, and not the wretched shell it is right now. I am going to change the world when you're both gone. I want you to know that. You'll be gone. President Swift WILL be overthrown. I WILL claim EBW as my own, and THEN....everything will be perfect. 

Ripper Jane: BUT WAIT! We're not finished yet. As much as you want to dream about a bright future, I see a bloody nightmare instead, and I welcome it. I don't think this is meant for a ring. I don't think this kind of fight needs rules. I think we need to settle this in the streets of The Strip! Two-on-two, battling it out all over the city. How much FUN would that be? Oh so much.

w00t: You see that? Even in her shattered, and demented mind, she still comes up with better ideas than two Machs put together. Stupidity attracts stupidity. I like the sound of that. Of course, I can't make the match that way. I don't have that power. I game it to Trevor. It all depends on if HE wants that match. We're dangling more bait in front of you. Are you going to take it? I bet you will, because of just how much you hate me, and apparently yourself as you've said, but you were wrong about something. You don't hate yourself more than I hate you. Impossible. Absolutely impossible.





Tony Bologna: Welcome EBW fans, to another episode of EBW: Xperience! I'm Tony Bologna, and we're LIVE from the Mall of Eagleland in Saturn City!

Conrad Johnson: It'd be hard to tell, considering how much the set just look like a normal set for Xperience, but make no mistake, we're totally in a mall.

Tony Bologna: Right you are Conrad! We have a BIG show for you tonight, and it's-

Conrad Johnson: Brought to you by Vape Brand Penis Pills, and my very own mortgage company, at "savewithmyjohnson.com". Tony, I bet you could use some of these Vape brand dick pills. You told me yourself it's like a button on a fur coat.

Tony Bologna: I did no such thing, but speaking of Vape, we know that the "Dan Club" will be in action tonight, as they take on "Flood Generation". They've been on shaky ground because of trust issues, and the lure of the Triple Crown ahead of Victory Explosion. Can they put it behind them?

Conrad Johnson: "Right you are Tony", but more to the point, is that Danny dude going to stick with "Flood Generation" or is he out of there like Father in law leaving the bar without paying the tab?

Tony Bologna: The main event though, will see "C.O.D.E" take on the "Valkyires". Christina Angel and Hope Mach have a chance to beat back "Eisenritter" once and for all at Victory Explosion, and matches like this, with the dangerous mercenaries of Tess are obstacles keeping them from getting there. It'll be interesting to see how that plays out. Trevor Mach will be in action too.

Conrad Johnson: How the hell does he keep getting cleared?

Tony Bologna: He'll be putting the Challenge Championship on the line in an Open Challenge, and we've heard that someone from another promotion has come here to take the belt. Apparently, they don't kindly to his invasion of other promotions. Speaking of Mach though, the show opened with a message to Trevor Mach and Lady M's. We have here now, the response from Trevor and M's, as they were training for M's return to action. Let's take a look.



Trevor Mach: So you think I'm stupid huh? You got to get new material dude. You've got your head so far up your ass that you can't see what kind of situation you're putting yourself in here. I'm surprised you could fit your head up there, when that Dae Montell has his hand up there too. Or is B.L. Seebub? You know who he really is? I do, and you're made for each other. You too Ripper Jane. You're all peas in a pod, but so are Tali and I. We're like minded here. We both want to hurt you, and we're both going to hurt you. Doesn't matter if it's in the ring or not. You think you have some elaborate trap set up for us? You think we can't fight our way out of anything you've got planned? You haven't been paying attention for 15 years. After all this time, I've never been broken, and I've never been more motivated to hurt someone as much as I am right now. This might be Tali's last ride in EBW, but for me, I'm just getting started.

Lady M's: It is my last ride, that's true, but you can't say I'm not going out in a blaze of glory. Just don't send us the bill, when we do damage up and down The Strip. Cleaning up Sin City can be someone else's problem, but it's not ours. Jane, if you end up in a coma after this match, consider yourself lucky that I didn't kill you. w00t, the same goes to you. I'm not picky on which one of you I'm laying into. You should be a better historian w00t, because if you've done the research, then you know that Trevor and M's are pillars of EBW. Always have been, since that day we met. It was always going to be like this. We started that road together, and we're going to end it together. Well, it's the end for me anyways. You want this stubborn bastard to leave you ARE going to have to kill him. We will see you on the streets, and we'll beat you into the pavement. Trevor, isn't going into this with just hate. I don't think you hate because of how much you hate yourself. I think you're only capable of this much hate, because of how much you love. How much you love us, and you're carrying that into this fight, and that makes you scary dangerous as far as I'm concerned. Me? I've always kept it real, and been blunt about my feelings. My motivation isn't as passionate. My motivation is violence. I want your blood on my hands, and I'm going to get that. I'm going to get it. You're damn right I will.

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Conrad Johnson: Well shit Tony, I'm excited for that one. Can't wait to fire up the ol' ENN+ and check that shit out. I've got that ENNXXX++ Gold Tier Package, and let me just say, I don't have an ounce of the courage those sneaky Lakitu ninja bastards have, especially when dealing with Lady M's. I'm a fat man, but I have no doubt that she could probably lift me up and break me over her knee Tony!

Tony Bologna: Right you are fat man. My wife Lois only lets me get the ENNXXX++ Silver Tier, so it's mostly just Pirate Bill playing Scrabble with a Penguin. Back to the card though, as Golvoth of the "War Kings", and one half of the EBW World Tag Team Champions takes on Kinniku Mike. Razorblade, the VBW Champion and new EBW Television Champion, will be in non-title action against Magnum PT. If you have ENN+, the basic package, none of the extra tiers, you got to see some intense Dark Matches already. "Team Sazh" beat Rod and Randy of "The Shark Order", when Yvgeny got a Cobra Clutch stoppage on LG Rod. BeShemoth beat Eve in a battle of the tall, muscular powerhouses, with a Powerbomb. Those ladies who aren't big fans of the Angels, but don't like Eisenritter either, have found themselves in a tough position of their own design, but I think that motivated BeShemoth to get this win.

Conrad Johnson: They motivated something in my pants too!

Tony Bologna: Kimber Blaze submitted Gold with the Eagleland Rack, and Tack Angel beat Manu Kalani with a submission, the Elevated Cloverleaf. He's got a new attitude, and he's busting out new tricks it seems. Also, a man of his status on the roster continues to work the Dark Matches. If you ask me, he's just wanting to warm up right now. He wants all eyes on him at Saturn's Palace, when he takes on Hazen in the Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match, where the ring is ACTUALLY going to explode. They're setting up another ring outside of the building for it I hear, in Saturn's Parking Lot!

Conrad Johnson: We got that shit out of the way, so let's watch us a little 'rasslin huh?

Tony Bologna: Let's go to the ring!

EBW: Xperience
Mall of Eagleland, Saturn City
ENN

0. Dark Match Tag: Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny[o] beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x] via Cobra Clutch -> Referee Stoppage
0. Dark Match Women's Singles: BeShemoth beat Eve via Powerbomb -> Pin
0. Dark Match Women's Singles: Kimber Blaze beat Gold via Eagleland Rack -> Submission
0. Dark Match Singles: Tack Angel beat Manu Kalani via Head Kick x Elevated Cloverleaf -> Submission
1. No Rules Non-Title Singles: Razorblade<VBW> beat Magnum PT via T-Bone Suplex into Table -> Pin
-The show kicked off with a non-title bout between Razorblade and Magnum PT. PT started off strong, landing shots and sending Razorblade to the outside, but when he followed the hardcore specialist out there, the tables turned, literally I mean, because Razorblade starting pulling tables out from under the ring. A T-Bone Suplex through a table was enough to keep PT down for a 1-2-3.

Razorblade: Is that all you've got for me Swift? I watched PT revive himself outside of EBW, but looks what happens when he comes back? He loses to a superior fighter from outside your system. It's like this is the place where careers and skill go to die! I'll prove it to you. When I was an EBW talent, going through the system, and using the training facilities, I let myself lose my edge a bit, enough to get tossed out on my ass. Best thing that ever could have happened to me. Now, I've got one of your titles, and soon enough, I'll be planting your ass into the mat Swift. You'll realize, just like you should have at Rumble City, that you should never step into this ring again, especially not against me.

Backstage

President Swift was watching Razorblade from a monitor and gritting his teeth.

Mav Valentine: You seem upset Prez?

Swift: Mav Valentine. It's a bad time if you want something from me other than pain.

Mav Valentine: I figured we could help out each other. I've been working with "Blood 4 Blood", getting my mojo back, and feeling that level of quality I had last year coming back strong. I lost to Dan a couple times sure, but the ankle was in dire straits at the time. I feel healthy now, and what happens? I beat the Triple Crown World Champion. That doesn't happen to him often. You know that as well as anyone. That's why I suggest this. Put me in the ring with Razorblade.

Swift: You want to take him on?

Mav Valentine: You offered him a title shot if he beat you. Considering I was the Triple Crown holder before Dan, and I just beat Dan, I think I should get the shot, but that's neither here nor there. Let's see if he's even Triple Crown caliber. I know he's not an EBW guy, but I'll go out to that ring on Xcite, and call his ass out. If he doesn't show he's a coward. If he does show, he's in for a war.

Swift: Fine. You've got the time. Make it count.

Mav Valentine: I always do. *wink*

2. Singles: Golvoth beat Kinniku Mike via Count Out
-Two slabs of beef collided in a massive man, power move fest. Mike and Golvoth both had the strength to throw each other around, but a restless Mike seemed more in control of the pace, as he strove to be the first one to give one of the "War Kings" a loss. It wasn't to be, as Golvoth landed a Chokeslam, to the outside on Mike. The big man hit the ground hard, as Sal, Amigo, and his son Isiah tried to stop him from getting up too quickly. He found himself counted out, as EMTs came down to look at his split open head. Ilya came out to celebrate with Golvoth, but they were both suddenly distracted by a video on the big screen.



Lily Belle Hopper: This place is such bullshit. I should be getting the most screen time. The rest of those bitches are ugly mother fu-

Radzi Schrieffer: AH! OOF!

Lily Belle Hopper: Oh? Are we on?! *hop hop* Oh my goodness! What's going on here?!

Tack Angel: That's two strikes Schrieffer.

Hazen: What do you think you're proving here Angel?

Tack Angel: Me? Nothing. He came into my locker room, and wanted to have words about what happened before. Well I didn't feel like it, he insisted, and so I insisted he take a seat. That chair is still meant for you though, don't forget it. He doesn't even speak Eaglish well, so I have no idea what he thought he was doing. Where is that interpreter of yours?

Hazen: We only need him when the details require a mind for business. In situations like these, the only language we need to speak, is the language of violence, and we speak it very well.

Tack Angel: Tell that to this guy.

Hazen: You think roughing him up a few times outside of the ring means anything? Our battles are fought in the ring. What we do our here is provoke a reaction, and we've obviously gotten one. Pick yourself up Radzi. Let's let the "Sheriff" continue to believe he's gotten somewhere.

Radzi Schrieffer: Ugh....du hurensohn.

Tack Angel: ....I bet that wasn't nice.

Lily Belle Hopper: Tack? Can we talk about what just happened there?

Tack Angel: ....Honk honk.

Lily Belle Hopper: Jinkies! He just looked right at my chest and walked off! He didn't even pretend he wasn't! How rude!

3. EBW Challenge Championship Open Challenge:

Trevor Mach beat Heathen "Cage Page" Page Cage<SDW> via Burning Machismo x Knee Trigger x Knee Trigger x Knee Trigger x Ground and Pound -> One Foot Pin -> Title Defense!

-The next match would see Trevor Mach come out to defend the Challenge Championship against a mystery opponent in an open challenge. The challenger was first, and it was quite the shock, as Some Decent Wrestling's "All Garbage" Heathen Page Cage came out for the match. Trevor ran down to the ring with ferocity, and battered the waste of space from the promotion of flippy self marks. Mach smashed him to the mat with the Burning Machismo, and hit a Knee Trigger, and then another, and then another, and then another. He went down to the mat and laid into him with punches until Picky and Subculture on the outside. With one foot he pinned Page Cage for the mercy kill.

Conrad Johnson: Holy shit!

Tony Bologna: Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

Trevor Mach: This is in the ring. This is a wrestling match. It'll be different at Victory Explosion. I won't just be wiping this shit off my foot. I'll be in the streets with you w00t. You've released an animal. You're not getting the "Bushido Renegade". I'm not going to play by the rules. You'll get the "Bad Man", and I'm going to pour out all my hate, all my malice, all my blood, everything I've got, to making you pay. No one will ever think about fucking with MY FAMILY again!

Conrad Johnson: And another Knee Trigger to that job dude.

Tony Bologna: Is he dead?

Conrad Johnson: and would it really be a loss if he was?

Backstage

Duvalie walked up to a distraught Tess.

Duvalie: Mistress, you do not appear well.

Tess: I do not appear well? Of course I'm not. She won't play anymore. For so long, this has been my fight, my purpose. I was a mother, to two children, but now what am I supposed to do? What have I become?

Duvalie: Mistress Tess, you are the "Mother" of EBW. You're going to use us, and "Eisenritter" to create the EBW of your dreams. Money, power, and success were your goals. Remember?

Tess: What good is any of it, if the loser simply leaves. She simply walks away. I don't know if I can stand it Duvalie. Not unless I've beaten her.

Duvalie: Well tonight, we will at least do your will, and discourage the dilettantes from rising up against you. That is why you allowed me to bring them in correct?

Tess: Y-yes....yes..make them pay. Make them all pay. I'm just...I'm just going to have to figure this out.

4. 8-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin[o]/Vape beat Rains/Firebrand X[x]/Danny Leung/Nosan via Masamune -> Pin
-The semi-main saw the "Dan Club" join forces in full for the first time since their trust issues, as they faced off against "Flood Generation" Good News Gary touted this as their big moment to put Rains over, but it was not to be. Not only were "Dan Club" in top form, but a sudden interruption with Firebrand's music caught him off guard. This was followed by Danny finally having enough of "Flood Generation" and punching Rains before joining cheering members of "The Shark Order" outside. Other than the crazy antics, the action was solid, with Benjamin getting a measure of momentum back with his Masamune finish on Firebrand X....or so we think? 1-2-3.

Tony Bologna: What a match!

Conrad Johnson: A lot of plot getting in the way of that one, but they pulled it off!

Tony Bologna: The three members of the Victory Explosion main event were in sync once again.

Conrad Johnson: In sync? I DID always picture them like a boy band. Look, ol' Dan the Man is grabbing a mic.

Tony Bologna: Let's hear from our Triple Crown World Champion. The "Dangerous Player" himself!

Bashin Dan: So yeah, it's been kind of embarrassing for us lately. Everyone got to see the little spat we've been having. It played out live and on television. I guess that's wrestling for you huh? It's a rite of passage. However, I think I can safely say, that our friendship is stronger than our moments of weakness. Jammer, I'm sorry I doubted you, but I guess I was scared. I didn't want to think of losing another friend to the twisted ways of Dae Montell.

Jammer: You know what I miss? My swanky new entrance. I want to shoot hoops and have fun again, but I've been in a funk, which is funny if you think about it. I won the Brass Ring WEEKS before Some Decent Wrestling would steal the idea. I "co-won" Rumble City. I have the main event spot of the biggest Victory Explosion ever. I have all of that, and yet, I found myself troubled that you guys didn't believe in me. I guess you can call that an emotional journey. It wasn't that long ago that I wouldn't have cared. All I wanted was the gold. Now, I want my friends to believe in me....and THEN I want the gold. Dan, I understand, and I'm sorry for not telling you that he was trying to weasel his way into my good graces. That was a foul on my part. My bad. This might be a bit too touchy feely for all of you out there, but these guys are my friends. You might not think that matters for a match, but it means everything. I want to be the best, but it's not going to be out of jealousy or malice. I truly just want to be....the best.

Benjamin: I have something I want to say too. It's funny that everyone just assumed I was standing with Dan on this issue. Fact is, you're both my best friends, allies, and comrades in arms. Vape too. We're a family, and the truth is I want to see the best in all of you. That being said, it's time I see the best in myself too. I think I've always been considered 3rd tier in this group, but I believe I can be #1. I can be a Warrior of Light, and I KNOW I can be a Champion of Light too. I'm going to take your advice Dan, and learn from my losses. I've been making mistakes too, but we should all be at our very best, because we have the chance to steal the show, cement our place, and light the way for a new generation. I've been here for a few years, struggling, and battling, but I finally feel like it's time. It's time.

Bashin Dan: Alright friends, here are the belts. These are the symbol. These say you're the ACE. We're going to put everything else behind us. This is what it's all about.



5. 6-Woman Tag: Duvalie/Ines[o]/Ennea beat Christina Angel/Hope Mach/Alison Chains[x] via Heavy Divider x Helm Splitter -> Pin
-Main event time, as "C.O.D.E" came out with weapons as the ready, but had to hand them over, lest they be DQ'd. Alison Chains almost said screw it, and took a swing at the "Valkyries", but cooler heads eventually prevailed. A solid match from the start, this one easily stole the show. Erica and Sunny Malibu were scouting nearby, but the James Sisters ran defense, and ordered the cameras to turn back to the ring, giving their sister in violence, the attention. Duvalie's two allies, have been nothing short of deadly in the ring in their short time in EBW, and tonight was no different. Chains was taken off her feet with the Heavy Divider running drop to her knees, that seemed to injure her badly. As she clutched her right knee, Ines came off the top with the Helm Splitter Axe Handle, and pinned her for the win. After the match, as Christina and Hope tried to get her out of the ring, they were wary of the "Valkyries", who only smiled and bowed. However, the rest of "Eisenritter" poured out to brawl with "C.O.D.E".

Tony Bologna: A hard loss for "C.O.D.E" and a possible injury on the team, but they still have the chance to settle things with "Eisenritter" once and for all at Victory Explosion. The question is, will they make it to Saturn's Palace in one piece? We'll see you next time!

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The landscape is barren, as fires billow black smoke into the sky. Cities appear to be torn asunder from a distance, as several figures perch themselves atop a mountain ridge.



Benjamin: How much further is it?

Trevor Mach: We're almost there.

Firebrand X: We'd better be. We can't stay out here too long. We'll be spotted. He'll find us.

Chad Salad: That's the laaaaast thing I'd want! For HIM to show up? I'm not impress-

Tracy Angel: Would you mind shutting up? You're obnoxious. How the hell are you still alive when so many other people are dead? So many people more worthy of being alive than you? They're dead....all dead...and you're still here.

Chad Salad: I know when to run and hide.

Firebrand X: And yet you never leave our sides.

Chad Salad: I also know what a good human shield looks like.

Trevor Mach: Shut it Salad. Tracy, we've got to get a grip here. We have a chance. I know how you feel, but-

Tracy Angel: You know how I feel? I've lost everyone....because of HIM? I never expected that. Now, if I get the chance, I'm going to take this katana that belonged to her, and I'm going to stab it through his heart. Yeah, you lost people too. We all have, but how many? I lost the largest family I could have ever hoped to have. I lost them all. Do you really think you know what that's like?

Trevor Mach: ....

Giygas: Heh, that's the thing "Trace", he knows all about that and more.

Trevor Mach: Be very careful with the next thing you say.

Giygas: Not just a wife and children, but everyone, in multiple dimensions, multiple times over. He's aware of it. The constant failure. The constant defeat. Nothing but death. We live in a society, where our loved ones are a distant memory. Isn't that right....Malice Rider?

Trevor Mach: That's not very careful.

Giygas: What does it take to grow numb to death? How many of them have to die in our arms? How many do we have to fail? How many times Trevor? How many times. How long before we're all dead inside?

Trevor Mach: I've been dead inside a long time, but even I have my limits, and I swear Giygas I'll-

Giygas: You'll what Trevor? Kill me? You won't kill me. I'm your best friend. Besides, you need me. You need me to undo all of this.

Trevor Mach: And you need me...just as much. Because without me...Cade and-

Giygas: Point proven Trevor. We BOTH have to undo this mess, and make sure she doesn't die, because THIS is what happens when she dies. It was a grizzly, gruesome death. I'd applaud the effort, if it didn't lead to all of this. Hell, I might even join in, because this is familiar scenery to me. I've been here, and done that. I left many Earths looking like this. This Earth though....it had the Yaggis family on it...and because of that....it gets another chance...but just one.

Trevor Mach: And it's going to work, because if it doesn't then I'll fucking kill you myself.

Giygas: You say that a lot. Imagine where we'd be if you did.

Trevor Mach: I wouldn't have ever hand to hold your son as he choked to death on his own blood, wonder where his Dad was when he needed him the most.

Giygas: ....You're good. You almost got me there. However, it's Yaggis's son.

Trevor Mach: Yeah. Keep telling that to yourself.

Firebrand X: We've got company.

Benjamin: He found us!

Mall of Eagleland - Backstage

After the last Xperience show, Trevor Mach had nodded off backstage, after days of anger had left him exhausted. He suddenly bolted awake after this horrible nightmare he had just witnessed, only to be startled by another sight right in front of him.



Benjamin: TREVOR! TREVOR! LISTEN TO ME NOW! IT'S *unintelligible*! SHE'S THE KEY! AM I TOO SOON? NO! I'M TOO SOON! YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM! FEAR HIM! SAVE US FROM-

Trevor bolted awake, like from a dream within a dream.

Trevor Mach: Whoa! What the hell? What was that? I....I need to go home...and get some actual sleep. I'm really starting to lose it.
 

Lady M's road all night on her motorcycle. She thought to herself about the big decisions in her life, but before getting too contemplative, she said "screw it", and she rode towards a familiar bar.



Jackie: Well I'll be damned Tali. What are you doing here?

Lady M's: No, what are YOU doing here? I thought you left this podunk bar.

Jackie: I'm a franchise now Lady. I've got bars all over the place. Problem is, I didn't hire enough people to work them all, so I....fill in. The gas cost of traveling around is enormous. Still, I like to do things the Jackie way as it were.

Lady M's: So off beat and impractical? Got it. I need a drink.

Jackie: I thought you quit.

Lady M's: Look at this stomach. You see a kid in there? No? Neither do I. Pour me a drink .

Jackie: You got it. You're usual?

Lady M's: Stronger.

Jackie: You want some of this new stuff? It's Vape's Brand Whiskey. Powerful stuff.

Lady M's: I see the label, and it reminds me of his back sweat, and I want to vomit. Something else.

Jackie: You look like you've got a lot on your mind.

Lady M's: I don't see you pouring that drink.

Jackie: Alright, I'll pour, if you talk.

Lady M's: I do have a lot on my mind, and it's pissing me off. Did you know it's my birthday?

Jackie; Oh! Happy Birthday.

Lady M's: Well, technically tomorrow, but time zones and all. I'll be celebrating some milestones, and closing in on that big 4-0. Not there yet....but I'm close. I was 38, which as we all know is the peak year of someone's career. I spent it on the sidelines. I spent it carrying a child. Don't get me wrong, I love the kid more than anything in this world, but I'm just feeling like I need to do more. I can do more. I will....but it's not going to be in EBW. I'm done there. I feel...nostalgic though. I'm approaching the end, and I'm just remembering a lot of things.

Jackie; The past few years must mean a lot to you. You don't hold onto things like that. You tend to skip goodbyes altogether.

Lady M's: That was the plan really, but now, with w00t and Ripper Jane, I'm going to go with a bang, and Trevor will be right there with me. In all this chaos lately, I've been wondering if he even remembers what day it is. It's not a big deal. I've always rolled my eyes at his attempts to woo me on my birthday, but-

Jackie: Secretly, you like it right? It's like all the way back when, when started pestering you during The Ultimate EBW.

Lady M's: You're not wrong Jackie boy. I wish I could say you were, but that clown charmed me. He walked up to me, in the middle of my interview, my very first in wrestling, to introduce himself. He wasn't as slick as he thought he was, but the goofiness, and the complete lack of awareness of said goofiness, really caught me off guard.

Jackie: So much so, that you threw him into a wall.



Lady M's: Actually, I threw him THROUGH the wall. Get it right.

Jackie: Oh excuse me.

Lady M's: I never could figure out why he came onto my so strong, and persistently. Most guys would have run off by that point.

Jackie: I think it's because you were so alike in the ways that matter, that and he saw a confident and creative woman that caught his attention, which I've been told is hard to do, with the ADHD and all.

Lady M's: Well, he certainly had my attention too. A part of me hoped he'd try again.





Lady M's: And again.





Lady M's: And again.



Lady M's: And again.

Jackie: Eventually he stopped though didn't he?

Lady M's: For a time yeah. He was busy, but the cameras caught it. I missed him. Stupid cameras. We didn't know how lucky we had it back then. They're following everyone at all times now. They know to keep their distance from me though, especially with that ENNXXX+ Gold bullshit. Sexy Strong Style is sexy when she feels like it, and not 24/7. They know better. Go lurk around Crystal Heaven with that sex pervert Tack.

Jackie: Trevor came back though didn't he?

Lady M's: Of course he did.



Lady M's: He always does. See, we have a bond that's never going to break. I have that bond with him, but I don't have it with EBW, not anymore.

Jackie: You used to.

Lady M's: It meant something to me, to turn the Women's Division into so much more. Women are capable athletes. We're great at what we do. We're not like the guys and shouldn't try. We don't have to be babes in bikinis either. We needed to be an alternative. We needed to be something different. They wouldn't let that happen.

Jackie: They?

Lady M's: Everyone that ever got in my way.







Jackie: That's right, that Samus Aran WAS partly responsible for getting your buried alive. She's Tack's bodyguard now. It's like no one wanted to think back this far or something.

Lady M's: That's fine. That's wrestling, and it's the name of the game. Hell, Tracy was there, and obviously things changed in our....dynamic...later on. Erica though...and Tess...and bitches like them. They won't let it die. They cling to doing shit the same old way. I've fought it for years. Lu was probably the last hope to fix things, with SPARKLE, but that dream died with him. I couldn't bring it back, no matter how hard I tried. They wouldn't let me have SPARKLE. They wouldn't let me have EBW. The best way to win this game, is to just stop playing.

Jackie: ...Back to the stuff with Tracy?

Lady M's: You pervy old man Jackie boy. Yes, that was a weird year for all of us, but I had my reasons. I needed to figure things out, and I was also working undercover out of the ring. My mother was involved. I tried to help her. I was trying to do a lot of things, and I kept too much to myself. I paid the price for that. My mother...things got complicated there, and Trevor.... I had to see his heart broken, and his attempts to repair it with that bitch Jane. That's the past though, and it's the past I don't want to remember. I have so many good memories mixed in with those bad ones.




Lady M's: That bond we have is as strong as we are. It can take the harshest beatings this world has ever witnessed, and it will not break. I think after all that, it's proof positive. We knew each other before EBW actually. Didn't remember it for the longest time. We went to school together, when we were young, and we later met up in Onett one fateful day. The day that changed my life forever. A part of me has been running from that day ever since. Another part, wishes I had embraced it more. That's me though. Chaos personified. A real clusterfuck of emotions, HENCE why I am here.

Jackie: You still haven't taken a drink either.

Lady M's: I'll get to it! Just doing some thinking. It used to be so simple. Trevor and I together, ride or die. We even formed our own gang.



Lady M's: Mike was there, even though he....



Lady M's: ...Was persistent himself. Letting him know how much I love Twinkies and Dr. Pepper was my undoing. I could've smashed Mike's jaw, but Trevor seemed to enjoy doing the saving. It was silly, but that's the way I liked it. I had a lot of darkness, and Trevor, hiding his own at the time, always brought a smile to my face. It made me happy. Now, I get that I come off as a sociopath and sadomasochist, but i am okay with that and accepted it. He is everything and he is nothing at the same time..Good and evil in a dirty dog fight for everything. but in the end even if they win, they lose and have nothing. Know what I mean?

Jackie: I have no idea, but it sounds quite philosophical. You've given it a lot of thought.

Lady M's: Just wondering where things got complicated for me. I guess it was...



Jackie: Hope?

Lady M's: Hope. I never wanted kids. When I took in Hope, I didn't realize she was actually my daughter from the future trying to get close to me. Yeah, she's a Mach alright, because that whole situation was a mess, BUT to be fair, I should have noticed she looks just like me. The kids really changed things. Carrying one of my own....put things into perspective too. I have three kids. I have a husband. I have my own goals, ambitions, and pursuits. It's more than I ever thought I'd have. I didn't know where I fit in, and then that incident in Onett happened, and then, I went on a long journey to get to here, and I realize I don't need or want to fit in. If I don't fit, then I'll move everything out of my way. I don't need to play these games anymore, when I already got so much out of the experience. It's time for new games, BUT I have one last thing I have to do, and I'm going to do it. I....*sigh* I better get going.

Jackie: What about the drink?

Lady M's: Save it. I'll need to toast to a new future soon enough.

Jackie: Heh. See you around Tali.



Lady M's: *sigh* You're getting older Lady, and yet....you can't shake this place can you? No matter how many years it's been. I stood here, and I told them to burn Onett to the ground. I stood here earlier than that, wondering when Trevor was going to come bother me again. Good memories. Bad memories. It's been quite a trip.



Lady M's: And this place...is where it all began. They held a try out, and it lured me here. I wanted to be the best, and you know what....I was the best.

Tess: You were alright at best...in a crowd of the mediocre.

Lady M's: Tess....how'd you find me?

Tess: You think you can set foot in Onett without me finding out? You on a nostalgia trip or something?

Lady M's: Maybe? Maybe a farewell tour. In any case, I don't think I'll be coming back, at least not for quite some time.

Tess: You can't just walk away. Haven't you figured that out yet?

Lady M's: I can, and I already have. If you want those ladies to get their tits out and fuck the front row for ratings, you go right ahead and make that happen. If they deserve the spots they've been given, they'll defy you with or without me. I am redundant in this scenario. The only way for them to grow, is to fly without the safety net. I'm done Tess. I'm doing one last thing for me, and then I'm moving on.

Tess: You can't move on. None of us can. None of us ever will. Not until the winners and losers have been determined.

Lady M's: Look at me. I say this a lot, but I rarely mean it as much as I do now. I. DO NOT. Give. A. Fuck. It's my birthday tomorrow Tess. I'm going to spend this time, doing what I want. If you insist on bothering me anymore, I will stuff your face in that mail box over there.

Tess: ...Don't worry....I'm leaving. I'm not allowed around here anyways. My own son....wants nothing to do with me. That's fine. Gives me all the time in the world, to focus on the game. It won't end Tali. This Mother needed a new purpose. It was beating you. I'll find a way. I'll find a way.

Lady M's: Good luck with that. I hear they kept up some of the old props and banners from The Ultimate EBW. They kind of enshrined it. I wonder if I can check it out? The door is locked. Oh, but what luck I found a key, and by key I mean this crowbar. Oh wow, they really did keep it just like it was. Ness do tours through this place or something? He hated that season. You'd figure he would've burned it all. Is that....it's my old costume. Wow. I wonder...



Lady M's: Well...it kind of fits.

Trevor Mach: Tali, there you are!

Lady M's: Huh Trevor? How do people keep finding me?

Trevor Mach: Jackie called. Said you were lurking about.

Lady M's: How'd he know I'd come here?

Trevor Mach: How'd he get my number? I stopped asking these questions in regards to your mysterious bartender friend. You uh....you look....different.

Lady M's: It's my first costume, the one I wore on The Ultimate EBW. You like?

Trevor Mach: Liked it then, and I like it now. Though, it's not really you anymore now is it?

Lady M's: "M's Style" is always going to be a part of me, but-

Trevor Mach: It's time to move on. I understand. I get it, and whatever you want to do next, you know I have your back.

Lady M's: You always have.

Trevor Mach: By the way, we should probably get going?

Lady M's: Why?

Trevor Mach: Well, for starters I'm pretty sure you broke in here. Hilarious by the way. However, I've got plans for your Birthday party back in Saturn City.

Lady M's: So you did remember.

Trevor Mach: Of course I did. I always do. Friends and family only. Small list. One last bash before we bash in the skulls of w00t and Jane. How about it?

Lady M's: Why not? But....I have to do one thing first. For old time's sake.

Trevor Mach: Sure! What is-WHOA!



Lady M's: Huh....not QUITE the height from before, but 13 years later and I've STILL GOT IT!

Ness: *cough cough* ........

Lady M's: ....Sup Ness.....yeah I'll go.

Happy Birthday Tali!

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Nerma: Hey EBW fans, it's me Nerma with another installment of EBW World! We've got a quick one tonight, because I need to get to the HQ for a meeting regarding Victory Explosion. Nothing really to report about that, but we've got SO MUCH that we've got to get right for this big event in The Strip. Also, it turns out that we're not allowed to gamble in The Strip. Can you believe that?! I don't have a problem! We have just TWO shows left to go before the BIGGEST! VICTORY EXPLOSION! EVER! To get you ready for that, we've got an amazing main event lined up for Xcite in the Renegade Arena! Benjamin and Jammer will face off one-on-one! The Triple Crown World Champion himself Bashin Dan will be the Special Referee. The "Dan Club" have shaken off their doubts, but the battle of their lives still lies ahead. We'll also see Mav Valentine, the former Triple Crown World Champion taking on VBW's Razorblade in a Non-Title No Rules explosion, as Mav is ready for another shot at the title he held for months in 2020, and Razorblade stands in the way now. A match with the President could give him the Triple Crown shot he wants as part of his revenge tour. Also on the card, "C.O.D.E, the Creators of Dangerous Entertainment, will put the Women's World Tag Team Championships on the line, as Christina and Hope face
"Muscle Girl Security". Tack Angel will take on Radzi Schrieffer of the "War Kings". He's used Radzi as an example a few times, and the Euroland athlete isn't taking it anymore. This could be the moment that the "War Kings" finally suffer a loss OR Radzi Schrieffer could ascend up the card with a win over the Pushpin Seraphim. So much to see, and some stuff you won't unless you have ENN+. Don't miss this show. We're just DAYS AWAY from Victory Explosion XV! IT'S COMING! DON'T RUN!

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN

0. Dark Match Women's Tag: Jenny James/Jessica James vs. Kaie/Eve
0. Dark Match Women's Singles: Kimber Blaze vs. Alison Chains
0. Dark Match EBW Challenge Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Kota Hayashi<NEPW>
1. Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Rains/"Firebrand X"
2. Non-Title No Rules Singles: Mav Valentine vs. Razorblade<VBW>
3. EBW Women's Tag Team Championships: Christina Angel(c)/Hope Mach(c) vs. Bev/Raza
4. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Radzi Schrieffer
5. Singles: Jammer vs. Benjamin Special Referee: Bashin Dan



Tangelo: Tangelo here. This is a Wide World of Wrestling update. The card is set. It is....exciting...truly. Several eclectic talents from different promotions, with different styles and histories will all converge in the Dusty Dunes Desert, not too far from The Strip, to hold a Super Show of sorts. The different promotions will all show case talent, but the main point to note is the crowning of a new Unified World Champion. This title holder will be recognized as the World Champion, as opposed to the promotions that recognize EBW's Triple Crown as the World Champion. This could increase tensions between the promotions, as the territories continue to push back against EBW's grip on Eagleland. This could also lead to some interesting situations, when EBW's first big event after Victory Explosion takes place. It was announced by EBW President Swift a few months ago, but the event will be a "Super Show" in its own right, with Collision: The World Games. More on that later I'm sure. All of this promotional talk, and I almost forgot one big bit of news. It almost.....slipped my mind. News reports are coming in that a certain promotion from Anahuac is looking to get the eyes of the world on them with a major potential signing? The news is sparse right now, but keep your eyes to the southern border. Try to avoid anyone you see climbing over the wall, because it doesn't really matter anymore. It don't matter.

VBW x SDW x 3'dPW x AGES x Mid-South 4-EVER! x Championship Wrestling from Summers Super Show!
EFL Practice Arena, Dusty Dunes Desert
SPITE TV

1. Singles: CP Munk<VBW> vs. Phoenix<SDW>
2. Women's Tag: Ms. Scary<VBW>/Bloody Mary<VBW> vs. Butch Manlady<SDW>/Dentist Brit the Dentist<SDW>
3. Singles: Curry Man<3'dPW> vs. Max Superkick<SDW>
4. Tag: Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>/Dirk Laramie<Mid-South> vs. Gear<AGES>/Til<AGES>
5. Colby's 10 Minute Entrance Match: Colby "The Eagleland Cheese" w/BRANDY ROADS!!! vs. Harvey Chase<CWFS>
6. Unified World Championship: Flying Man<3'dPW> vs. Barry Lawless<Mid-South>