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Lily Belle Hopper: *hop hop* Hey EBW fans, it's time for the ENN+ Xcite Preshow! I know you're all just so excited to see your FAVORITE bunny girl on-

Esther: That would be ME! I'M the new hotness around here! Didn't you hear? Our clips from last week were seen by millions, and it's all thanks to me! I'm the BEST-EST-ER!

Lily Belle Hopper: The what?

Esther: I'm the EST-ER! Esther? Get it?

Lily Belle Hopper: ....This is typical Esther, trying to steal my spotlight! I'm going to beat you tonight! Get ready to get some mud in your eye!

Esther: You think so?! Prepare to be beaten by the EST-ERRRR!

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0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Bruman Urbank via Muscle Buster -> Pin
-Bruman Urbank continues to try and wrestle for real, but still doesn't know how to actually do it. Anyone cheering for him made him scream at them asking if they were real or not. Mike didn't waste much time. The master of slams not named Jammer battered the reality star, and beat him with a Muscle Buster.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Tag: Not Zombie Robert Sandwich/Not Zombie Misogynist Paul beat Shark #1/Shark #2 via Count Out
-The Sharks were too worried about being bitten. Some in the crowd actually tried calling them bigots for not acknowledging the living status of the Not Zombies, but Dr. Z showed up to insist that they were in fact in danger and to stay out of the ring. Not Zombies win via Count Out.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Tag: LG Rod[o]/Randy no Kachi beat Not Zombie Chad Salad[x]/Not Zombie Anwin via Legdrop Bulldog -> Pin
-The former ghouls Rod and Randy were able to fair much better with the Not Zombies. Screaming that they were immortal, Dr. Z had to remind them that might NOT be the case, but it didn't stop them from picking up the win.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Mud Wresting: Esther beat Lily Belle Hopper via Muddy Roll Up x [Censored on this Tier Package] -> Pin
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Mariner Reef Beach - Parking Lot

Makoto Angel ran up to Tack Angel as he got out of the limo.

Makoto Angel: Tack! Can I get a word?

Tack Angel: Business or pleasure wife of mine?

Makoto Angel: *blush* Oh...uh...I was just wondering about the situation with Subculture and-

Tack Angel: We discussed this at home.

Makoto Angel: I mean for the fans.

Tack Angel: You think I owe them any explanation? I'm doing this for me, not for them. I tried doing things for them, and they were ungrateful. So now, the benevolent King is doing what he thinks is best, and they can trust me or not, but they WILL respect me.

Makoto Angel: You're off tonight, so are you here to talk to Subculture?

Tack Angel: Oh, I'm sure he'll show up, but someone else is back from vacation, and I'm sure they've got a lot to say. So do I.





Apple Kid: Welcome back to the beach for another installment of Xcite, and the last Xcite of the Summer Series to take place in Mariner Reef. We're on the way to The Great Eagleland Bash. It's a huge and impressive card, and at the end of the day, we'll have a true 4-Crown King. We're going to see so much great stuff on that night, but don't get depressed that this isn't that, because this is pretty great too. Big names in the house, and a Blood 4 Blood vs. War Kings main event! Also Erica is in a big Handicap Match, and she apparently asked for it. No one is sure why. As we head to The Great Eagleland Bash, I suspect things are only going to get crazier. So buckle up, because here we go!

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1. Bushido Rules Non-Title Singles: Trevor Mach beat Big Shark (R2 1:14) via Knee Trigger x Ground and Pound -> Referee Stoppage
-The opening match saw the return of Trevor Mach from vacation, with Derek Mach in tow. The rested and tanned Mach gave Big Shark the match of his short career so far, with Bushido Rules as the name of the game. Big Shark had the height advantage, but Mach managed to chop him down in the 2nd Round, to hit the Knee Trigger and go to the Ground and Pound for a Referee Stoppage. After the match Mach helped Big Shark to his feet.

Trevor Mach: That guy has got a big future around here, when he figures out Bushido Rules, I'm going to have more trouble on my hands. I'm back baby! Did you miss me? I needed to recharge, but I found more than I was expecting while I was gone. You guys might not know this, but Tali and I are on the road, doing so much at all times, that we barely get a chance to spend time together. We spent a week, all alone on a beach. I was sipping coconut milk, among other things, off this hot woman, who gives me her time and attention, and it really put into perspective how lucky I am. So I come back here, and find out I've got a match at Great Eagleland Bash. The big guy of the War Kings wants to rumble. "International Rules" he calls it. Fine by me. I'll be happy to beat you at your own game. Just don't go crying back to Euroland when I spank you in front of all the EBW fans. I got your tag belts with my cousin, and no one saw that coming. I'm keep this Challenge Championship, and when it's all said and done I'm taking BACK my World Team Championship Rings. Now, I have someone else I need to call out, and I think we all know why, so-

Tack Angel: You don't need to call me out. I'm right here. Careful though, I wouldn't get too close.

Trevor Mach: Careful to me? Careful to you. You put yourself in my path again, and I'll challenge that damn order and get it tossed out. Then you'll have to deal with me like a man.

Tack Angel: Like a man? I AM dealing with you. I've put you in a box, and kept you on a leash, something no one else could do, because I know how you work. You live off rage, and I took your tools away from you. That's the best way to deal with a loud, obnoxious, and angry bastard like you.

Trevor Mach: Do I look angry? Hell no, I'm not. I'm feeling great. I'm in love. It was like falling in love again again again this last week. I'm a lucky guy. I have the patience to deal with you. It's coming, but you're really asking for trouble when you put her name in your mouth, or you go around saying you're "married to Lady M's." I don't want to argue semantics though.

Tack Angel: Oh wow. You actually used semantics right. The rabid dog learned a new trick. Now, if you could learn to kneel, maybe, just maybe, I'll forgive you for everything you've done.

Trevor Mach: I'm not the one that had his son-in-law attacked on television. I'm not the one going around handing off other people's loved ones to dickheads like Ilya Fedorovich. You think you've got the moral high ground still, when you subjegate your wives to-

Tack Angel: You don't want to go there. I'm not the one teaming with the monster that almost killed everyone. You people are cheering him too? What the hell is wrong with you? Like it or not, I'm married to "Lady M's", and you'll just have to deal with that. It's a lesson to be lear-

Trevor Mach: I couldn't care less Tack. I've got REAL M's. That's what matters. Tali isn't another collector's item for you. You talk a lot of trash about her, but what we have is a woman who doesn't want to bother with you, and that drives you crazy. Getting too high on your ego man.

Tack Angel: Hardly. You're just making things up again. The relationship I have with my wives is-

Trevor Mach: NOTHING compared to the bond I have with one woman. ONE! The bond I have with Tali is more than friendship, more than love, and more than family. It's something you'll never understand, because you live with this notion that you're the messiah, that's going to save the world by impregnating a harem?! You're a losy messiah. You spout off about destiny, but what you do because you think you HAVE to, and what I do because I CHOOSE TO, are vastly different.

Tack Angel: Destiny is what it is. You don't have to agree with it. It tends to happen anyways. I'm short on time. I have things to do. You want something from me?

Trevor Mach: Me? No. Not yet anyways. I just wanted to get your attention, while Subculture trashed your limo.

Tack Angel: WHAT?!

The cameras cut to the parking lot, where Subculture was smashing up the limo with a bat.

Subculture: You want to bring my mother into this, and you want to call me trash. That's fine Tack, I'll be that Street Dog that you fear, and I'll take your titles, and wear them with pride. I'll treat them right, just like I do your daughter, which is more than you ever did for her. Why Subculture? Here's why bitch!

Tack stood quietly seething as Subculture smashed up the limo.

Trevor Mach: Now THAT is some good bantz "Star Prick". Hahaha!

Tack Angel: ....

Somewhere on the beach

Jammer was perilously climbing a large pyramid of milk crates.

Jammer; Ah! Uh! Ah! OH?! Vape, why the hell am I doing this again?

Vape: It's called the milk crate challenge! Everyone is doing it right now! You have to climb as many of these as possible without dying!

Jammer: Dying?!

Vape: I'm recording it on my phone. We're going to go viral!

Jammer; I'm already viral aren't I? I mean I'm a former World Champion dammit!

Vape: No one remembers that, but you.

Jammer: HEY!

Vape: Sorry, but the kids will remember THIS...for at LEAST 2 weeks.

Jammer: Well I did it! I'm at the top! Is that all?! Am I done? Can I get down?

Vape: Uh...yeah! I think that's it. I mean it goes viral better if you fall or something, but-

Jammer: I'd really rather not.

Vape: I'm just saying-

Jammer: No, I'm just saying! I-

Suddenly Bruman Urbank ran onto the scene.

Jammer: Oh no.

Bruman Urbank: It was all a lie! None of it is real! I'm not wrestling! I'm a phony! The whole world is phony! What is real!? What am I?! AHHHH!!!!

Jammer: *looks at the camera* Here it comes.

Bruman burst throught the milk crate pyramid crying, sending Jammer hurtling to the ground, bouncing off several crates in the process.

Vape: Now THAT will go viral!

Jammer: Oooooooow! My everything hurts!

Vape: Um...you still going to be able to wrestle later? Maybe we should have done this after. Oops!

Jammer: Ugh.


2. 6-Woman Tag: Duvalie Angel/"Lady M's"[o]/Lainey Strong beat Korra[x]/Hilda Iceheart/Amiga via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin
-The Angel Family were in full force against the newcomers hired by ENN. Fun match that saw Korra trying to impress Duvalie to get a "try out" with Tack Angel as it were. Lainey Strong was brought in and forced to help by Ilya, but she refused to tag in. All the same "Lady M's" managed to score the win with the Sexy Strong Stunner and Rolling M's to get the pin.

Apple Kid: Wow. Even in a 3-on-2 situation, this woman who calls herself M's managed to get the win, with moves that aren't he-

Duvalie Angel: Excuse me, are you doubting "Lady M's"? She's the genuine article. I'd think again before opening your mouth. With all due respect sir. *bows*

Apple Kid: Uh...uh...yikes.

Somewhere on the beach

Erica sat in the sand, watching the waves crash as she laced up her boots. She was soon joined by someone else.

Alison Chains: What the hell is going on?

Erica: I'm getting ready. What does it look like?

Alison Chains: You asked for this match?

Erica: I did.

Alison Chains: You want to be alone, taking on three of us?

Erica: I do.

Alison Chains: Are you insane?

Erica: Probably.

Alison Chains: What gives? What's the angle. What the hell are you playing a-

Erica: I'm tired of this.

Alison Chains: Of what?

Erica: This. This division. It's falling apart, and we let it happen. You did by not accepting Eisenritter, and I did by allowing Eisenritter to fail.

Alison Chains: You're still on about that?

Erica: Yes. It is what it is. I feel like you were all wrong. I feel like you let this happen, and I failed to stop it. I can't change that now. We have to figure out a solution together, and if you need to beat me up to feel better about yourselves then do it, and stop wasting time!

Alison Chains: ...You're a tough one to figure out. If you think this gesture is going to make me feel guilty about kicking your ass, then you really don't know who I am do you?

Erica: I don't care. I'll be out in that ring. Show up or don't. That's your choice.

3. 8-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o]/Jammer/Vape beat Fray Tiburon/Javier Leos[x]/Dragon Shiryu/Takumi Inui via Spear -> Pin
-Big action with 7 of the best and Vape going at it in 8-Man Tag action! Frantic pace, as the Dan Club tried to gain momentum, even with a possibly injured Jammer, holding his back, but still tagging in to get a piece of the A-Men and Dragon Faiz. Figures like Ilya Fedorovich, and the newcomer Jaden Yuki, were watching the match closely. Ilya brought out Lainey to punish her for not assisting in the previous match. Benji was fired up, and used that fire in the ring, Spearing Javier Leos, who found himself distracted as well from someone in the crowd, as the Warrior of Light got the 1-2-3.

Apple Kid: Wow! A big win for Dan Club, but I see why now. You've got "Brandish X" in the crowd with Void! They're here! They don't look to be alone either. I see two other figures in the tunnel, but who are they!? Here comes Derek Mach. He's staring at Void, and this right here shows it. If you didn't believe it before, we're looking at two different people here. What is Undeth planning in its new incarnation. Whatever it is, I'm sure it's going to hurt.
 
4. Women's Handicap: Alison Chains[o]/Gold/Jenny James beat Erica via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin
-A lesson in pride or humilty up next? Something to do with morality or the consequences of our actions? Erica stood up to Chains, Gold, and Jenny James, as they worked together to work her over. The former Women's World Champion put up a fight, but seemed more interested in getting the other women to get out their frustrations. The Skulls & Bones could be seen watching from a distance. They beat Erica bloody, before a slightly hesitant Alison Chains hit her with the Cradle Piledriver for the pin. After the match, as Chains, Gold, and James left the ring, the Skulls & Bones loomed to pick the scraps of Erica. This brought the trio back out, who finally stood with Erica to keep them back. One of the Skulls & Bones used a voice modulated loudspeaker to deliver a message.

S&B: *modulated voice* Stand together if you want, it just makes it easier to pick you apart all at once. We're not here for you anyways. You tell Hope Mach and Christina Angel....that we accept, and we'll see them at The Great Eagleland Bash.

5. Tag: Subculture[o]/Mav Valentine beat Radzi Schreiffer/Golvoth[x] via KO Punch -> Pin
-Main event time, as Blood 4 Blood's Subculture and Mav Valentine took on the former World Tag Team Champions. The heat between these two teams was coming to a boil, made worse with Tack Angel sitting on the sidelines, staring daggers through the Street Dog. Back and forth action, almost saw Golvoth finish off Subculture with a big Buckle Bomb, but Kinniku Mike suddenly rushed out, looking for payback on the big Nord. The distraction was all that was needed, as Subculture got free and SMASHED Golvoth with a KO Punch, leading to the pin. Golvoth got his foot on the rope, but as payback, Mike knocked it off. 1-2-3 and the War Kings suffered their third loss to Blood 4 Blood.

Apple Kid: Incredible! Kinniku Mike is helping Mav and Subbie take the trash out of the ring so to speak, and standing tall, ready to face Golvoth one-on-one at The Great Eagleland Bash. We're heading there soon, so get ready and get hyped!

Mariner Reef Beach - Parking Lot

An upset Tack Angel walked back to his smashed up limo with his wives, and security. They found that not only had Subculture left the sledgehammer buried into the windshield, but also left a wheat thresher beside the limo.

Amy Angel: Oh snap! Tack, stay away from-

Tack Angel: *sigh* That's really funny. Oh sure, I talk about destiny, and I'm reminded of how my story is supposed to end? No. I refuse. I will not build my career, my legacy, MY LIFE, just to end up as a stupid joke. Tonight ladies, they proved exactly why they are wrong and I am right. THIS was their counter argument. I say to hell with them. Trevor Mach will NEVER get the match he wants. EVER! As for Subculture, I'll try to leave enough of him left for Christina's sake, but that Television Championship is coming to the Crystal Kingdom. As for this STUPID reminder?

Tack grabbed the sledgehammer and smashed the wheat thresher in a fit of rage.

Tack Angel: That is NOT how my story ends. Not now, not ever. Do you hear me?

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Tangelo: *low energy and borderline monotone* Tangelo here. How do. Well, the new promotion on the block is just about here. MCW has been busy finalizing dates, venues, and talent, but I'm not allowed to talk about them apparently, so I'll talk about something else. Another Indie Summit was held in Threed, as the Zombies watched on, a Battle Royale was held to determine which Indie Talent was going to make history. The winner was going to claim an open spot in EBW's 2021 E1 Climax. After a thrilling battle, Johnny Starbound managed to eliminated Barry "The Master" Lawless and Flying Man at the same time to advance. I'm here with Starbound now.

Johnny Starbound: That's right! I won, and-

Suddenly, Razorblade appeared, and the angry former VBW Champion grabbed Starbound and threw him through the set.

Razorblade: We interrupt this announcement for an important change in the schedule! Johnny Starbound won't be making to the E1 due to injury, and I, the ONE MAN WAR, will be taking his place. Anyone have a problem with that?! You know where to find me!

Tangelo: *low energy and borderline monotone* ....Thrilling stuff.



Ninten: Welcome to another EBW World. I'm Ninten, and I think my Mother is better than Lucas's Mother. He can go hang out with Sans Undertale for all I care.

Ana: And I'm Ana, very sorry to Lucas for this continued feud. It appears that the Crystal Empire known as Crystal Heaven is expanding....into EBW more that is. The word on the street from my source, which is everyone, cause I'm psychic, is that Tack Angel is creating his own breed of wrestlers, to try and "show EBW how it's done". He's calling it the "Crystal Factory", and surely, since they know the champ these young rookies will probably get preferential treatment, even though the fans don't know or care about them. That's just a guess.

Ninten: We haven't been allowed in to see them yet, but Tack has apparently been very busy, not just with the wives portion, but with talent that will soon be debuting in EBW. Interesting stuff right there. I bet these trainees are keeping our champ in tip top shape for his monumental match with Subculture coming up. EBW will have 4-Crown King once again. The question is, who will it be?

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Vape: Vape here, and I'm about to C.U.M. That's right, I'm going to Care for you, Unleash my love for you, and Make sure you're protected. That's why Vape says to wear a hat, or you'll go splat. Remember ENN Cares!

Vape took off the microphone attached to his tights and tried to hand it to a PA, only for them to drop it and gag.

Vape: I don't know what the hell that was about, but I wish they'd stop asking me to do all of these. The pay is great, but our beach vacation is almost over, and I have YET to find a GF. I just want a woman who will love me, and maybe let me box around their boobs a little. Is that too much to as-

Vape was suddenly dumbfounded by the sight of Sister Justice. The battle nun walked in to film a commercial herself. Vape began to drool, the drool dripping down onto another PA, who ran off to vomit as well.

Sister Justice: Hello everyone, Sister Justice here. I'm new in EBW, and a member of the A-Men. While I spread the gospel in my private time, I've been told that ENN is an inclusive place, however God is supposedly not included? I try to say live and let live, even if that makes no sense, since inclusive is supposed to include everyone. However, I respect the wishes of ENN when I say that they are in no way affiliated with the Catholic Church. *sigh* i don't know why I can to just do that. Oh hello Vape. Pleasure to see you today.

Vape: .....*looks to camera* She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Jeff Andonuts' Lab

Jeff Andonuts: Is the camera on? Mr. Face, this a recording of my experiments regarding the Sanctum, and our new ability to access it. I've been working with Lucca, who had a Time Key, that allowed me to create THIS! It's a DIMENSIONAL MIRROR! It allows us to peer into the different Earths! Not just the ones that we know exist in our reality, but all realities. It's just....really random. I don't know what I'm going to see, but SCIENCE must done! So I'm throwing caution to the wind, and throwing the lever. If this kills me, please know I did this, because I'm slightly insane....and science of course.

Jeff pulled a lever, that activated the large octagonal portal, it allowed him to peer into a window to another dimension.

Earth-14 aka Eorzea

A scarred up man, in a red suit and shades paced back and forth in front of a large chapel in the woods. A blue haired cat man approached him, nodding.

Tarran Icenguard: *nods*

Gibson Rickenbacker: Not a good time cat man! I don't think she's coming! I'm freakin' out bro!

Tarran Icenguard: *punches fist*

Gibson Rickenbacker: Yeah yeah yeah! I know, you always say that! *sigh* Listen cat man, this is me trying to assimilate here! I've realized that I'm never getting back home, and decided that loving a cat girl isn't considered freaky here, so I'm goin' for it. Ya know?

Tarran Icenguard: *nods*

Gibson Rickenbacker: It's easier for you to say, you're freakin' Warrior of Light! Everyone seems to think I am, but I gotta tell it's the freakin' mute cat man over there! *sigh* It's bad enough that we're starting this new Eorzea Wrestling League thingy, as a new way to fight the Empire, but now I'm being left at the altar!? I-

?: Who said you were being left at the altar dummy?

Gibson Rickenbacker: Huh?

Tarran Icenguard: *looks*

A beautiful cat girl approached from the stone steps, adorned in a beautiful wedding gown.

Tali Rothrock: I had to make sure I looked special for the occasion. Do you like it?

Gibson Rickenbacker: Y-y-y-y-yeah! You look freakin' awesome Tali Cat!

Tali Rothrock: I'm a Miqo'te.

Gibson Rickenbacker: It that was the case, cat man would have mentioned it to me!

Tarran Icenguard: .....

Tali Rothrock: Do you want to be eternally bonded or not?

Gibson Rickenbacker: OK! OK! You're a Miqcat'e. Whatever. Point is, you're gorgeous babe, and though I may never get back to Brooklyn, at least I have a reason to be happy here.

Tarran Icenguard: *furrows brow*

Gibson Rickenbacker: Hey...I appreciate you too cat man, saving the world a bunch and all. I appreciate you more than that prick Urianger! But Tali Cat....she's MY Tali Cat.

Tali Rothrock: Heh. Shall we?

Gibson Rickenbacker: Absolutely.

The portal suddenly closed, leaving Jeff Andonuts dumbfounded.

Jeff Andonuts: ...I have no idea what I just saw...but was one them named Tali?

Apple Kid: This is it folks, we're LIVE at the EBW Training Center, with a admittedly small crowd, but it's a small place. Like hell we'd do a show without a crowd though. Can you imagine? It's The Ultimate EBW Finale! While the eyes have been on the beach, these fighters have been working and training hard to debut with EBW, but tonight we'll see which two fighters will have a leg up, and immediately get a shot at the top. We're talking a big push, extra pay, and maybe the chance to make history. Big stakes indeed. We'll be looking at the future, as well as getting a glimpse of the future future, as two of the contestants for NEXT SEASON will debut tonight. I'll be joined by those two contestants later, but right now, I'm joined by the Coaches of this season. They'll be facing off tonight in a history making match. It's Angel vs. Mach, Christina vs. Hope that is. Title for title. Are you two ready?

Hope Mach: It's been a journey. I've been fighting and struggling for a long time, but Bashin Dan taught me how to come back stronger. I learned from my parents to never give up, and Christina has inspired me to be at my best. I could make some history tonight. Christina, no matter who wins the main event tomorrow night, you will find yourself connected to a 4-Crown King. What kind of spoiler would I be if I let you ALSO have a Women's Double Crown?

Christina Angel: HA! Well, you wouldn't be a good one, and you're going to have to live with that Hope. I'm not doing this for the Angel Family though. I'm doing this for Subculture, my students, my fans, and myself. I'm going to give it everything I've got. I don't think you'd want less.

Hope Mach: I'd be disappointed if you didn't go into this match trying to end me. Make no mistake, if I get that ankle and you don't tap, you won't be walking out of here lady.

Apple Kid: Wow, with friends like these, who need enemies? I don't get the bantz either sometimes. Well ladies, your teams looked great this season. You have any clear favorites from the season?

Hope Mach: I think we're both surprised out how reliable the Point Man is. You really can always count on Point Man.

Christina Angel: Right? And as great as Darkness Aoi is, I'm going to say that Moira impressed me with how quickly she was able to blend into the group on short notice. All of them will make great additions to the roster, execept maybe the clown. No one has seen him since last week. It's a little scary.

Apple Kid: As we know the Ness house was burning at the end of the show, but luckily it was put out and should be able to be salvaged for the NEXT season!

Hope Mach: Yeah. Ness wasn't thrilled. I've never felt so much sssssiiiiilent raaaaage.

Christina Angel: If that was a message from the S&B, then consider it returned to sender....or whatever. We're no intimidated. We'll see you tomorrow, no matter WHAT happens tonight.

Apple Kid: Well I'm sure that the whole world will be watching to who we-



Tack Angel: Well, I came to see my daughter make history once again, but it seems like the quality of the audience is subpar. They'll let anyone in here won't they?

Trevor Mach: Shut the yap Star Prick. You knew I wouldn't miss my kid's big night.

Tack Angel: I didn't know that. You're not exactly Father of the year.

Trevor Mach: I'm a better Father than you'll ever be. For example, you're still breathing. If you weren't holding that damn restraining order, I'd-

Hope Mach: Dad please, not here.

Trevor Mach: ....Sorry kid. You're right. I'll go...sit down...far away from that dick head.

Christina Angel: I'm surprised to see you here Dad.

Tack Angel: I wasn't going to miss it. Plus, I wanted to leave Subculture's Mother a parting gift. I doubt I'll be able to enjoy tea with her again, but the King had to repay her for her hospitality.

Christina Angel: That makes sense now.

Tack Angel: What makes sense?

Christina Angel: Why Subbie said he was going to watch the Finale from Crystal Heaven.

Tack Angel: HE WHAT?! I'VE...I'VE GOT TO GO!

Trevor Mach: Yeah Tack, go home to you wives! Better yet, I'll go. Other than the vast improvement they'll never know the difference.

Hope Mach: Dad!

Trevor Mach: Obviously kidding!

Christina Angel: Dad?! Wait come back! *sigh* I honestly think he was just going to try and be nice.

Trevor Mach: You actually think that?

Christina Angel: Uncle Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Do you think that, or do you think maybe I suggested it? *wink*

Christina Angel: *sigh* Uncle Trevor.

Hope Mach: We can't let their feud get in the way here Christina. This is about us. You and me, for everything tonight. This might not be the biggest venue, in front of the biggest crowd, but we built a roster of new recruits that EBW can be proud of. We've climbed through so much to get to where we are. You and I, we're the pillars of this division now. We've taken that step up, and finally claimed it. No M's...well not REAL M's to step in. It's all on us. So who is going to carry the torch?

Christina Angel: I suggest we find out.

Apple Kid: That we will, but in the meantime we have three of the contestants joining us next season for Team Jammer vs. Team Vape! Yes, we're still doing that, despite their reservations. Let's meet some of the new talent you'll meet next season, and find out which of them will actually be stepping into the ring tonight! H-how do I uncross my eyes. They got this way when Trevor and Tack entered from opposing sides and now-



Virgil Boyd: Sup everyone! The name is Virgil Boyd! I'm the cousin of Ness, and that's probably the only reason we're allowed to flim at his house again! I'm a radical dude, and if you look into my eyes, you'll see what I'm all about, but if you go any longer than 15 minutes, you'll get headaches! I have just as much of a chance to be a protagonist as guys like Ness and Ninten! Especially more of a chance than Lucas! Yeah!

Giorno Giovani: The name is Giorno Giovani. Remember it, and remember it well, because I will be taking the lead of a new generation, a youth movement, a golden wind. It is my goal to become a "Gang-Star", the leader of my own group, that will pave the way to a bright future, no matter what it takes. EBW will feel the Golden Experience.

Megumin: That I would find myself in EBW is a fate chosen by the world itself! I have anxiously awaited the arrival of this day, where I would reveal myself to the world! My name is Megumin! I am fearsome foe, with EXPLOSIVE powers! NONE CAN STOP M-

Virgil Boyd: Kid, you're like what? 12?

Megumin: HEY! No! I'm 14!

Virgil Boyd: That explain the lack of a chest!

Megumin: YOU JERK! I WILL MAKE YOU EXPLO-

Virgil Boyd: I thought the cut was 15? 16? Why so young?

Megumin: Because I am a prodigy, and the sooner I begin my training the be-

Virgil Boyd: They just didn't ask did they?

Megumin: N-no! No they didn't! That's not the point! Leave me alone! I'm going to wrestle tonight, but which of you is going to wrestle?!

Giorno Giovani: We were told the Point Man would choose his opponent.

Point Man: And the Point Man will!

Virgil Boyd: AH! He's got a knife to my throat! When did you get there!?

Point Man: The Point Man is always around, and always ready. You disrespect children, and the Point Man does not like that. The Point Man does like that at all! The Point Man chooses you as his target. Do you accept the mission of the Point Man?

Virgil Boyd: Do I have choice? Get the knife away from me! You want a match, you got it! I bet you can't rely on a win for this one Point Man!

EBW: The Ultimate EBW Finale
EBW Training Center Onett Branch, Onett
ENN+

1. TUE Men's Next Match: Point Man beat Virgil Boyd[Debut] via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
-The opening match saw Virgil Boyd make his debut against the Point Man. The Point Man was quite methodical with his strikes and takedowns, reliable in the ring, like only the Point Man could be. His basic moves were more effective than Boyd's flashy moves that were making it hard to look at him. After a few minutes the crowd was rubbing their eyes in pain. They were saved by the Point Man who trapped Boyd in a Cobra Clutch for a Submission victory.

Apple Kid: My eyes are killing me! Plus, I had this chin rest here so I could sit my head on something while watching Virgil Boyd, but it didn't help at all. Good for the Point Man though. He's such a funny character, and I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of him. *whispers* At least I hope so.

2. TUE Women's Next Match: Chrissy Angel beat Megumin[Debut] via Ankle Lock -> Submission
-The next match saw Chrissy Angel welcome Megumin to TUE, in battle of teenagers. Megumin shocked everyone with a picture perfect Exploder on Chrissy, but then, after laughing theatrically, and she tried it again...and again....and again. It seems when she said she was obsessed with explosions....she meant it. Chrissy blocked her last attempt, and came back with hard kicks. However, instead of continuing the Angel tradition of kicks to a finisher, she shot in like her coach Hope and transitioned into an Ankle Lock on the mat. Megumin quickly tapped out.

Apple Kid: Megumin picked one move and tried to stick with it, and she got worn out. Looks like she'll have to be carried to the back. Good win for Chrissy though. She really developed. The future of wrestling has been these hybrid fighters, who are able to use every tool available to them to win, at least I think so. Vape and Jammer might have a different idea about that though, as they are going to be the coaches for the next season of TUE. Jammer and Vape, how would you coach Megumin if she were on your team?

The camera cut to a split screen of Jammer and Vape conversing in the back.

Jammer: I mean of course she said no Vape. She's a Nun. They don't do that.

Vape: I didn't know!

Jammer: They don't do that, or she was a Nun?

Vape: Both!

Jammer: The outfit didn't give it away?

Vape: I wasn't looking at the outfit!

Jammer: Right. That's what got you into this mess. What the hell did you even say to provoke a reaction like that?

Vape: I might have offered her a seat....on my face.

Jammer: Well there you go! Of course that wasn't going to work!

Vape: Yeah well, I tri-

Apple Kid: Guys? We're LIVE.

Jammer: Huh? Oh hey! Yeah, that was uh...that was something from Megumin there. Right Vape?

Vape: You uh...you said it. Say, she's pretty cute, is she-

Jammer: 15.

Vape: Never mind.

Jammer: I think, I'd uh...teach her some cardio...and uh...maybe a couple more moves? I mean, you can't just have one move right? Even the lamest main eventers have at LEAST had five moves.

Vape: I'd teach her...ways to increase her bust size...which will serve her better in life when she's old enough...to date....me.

Jammer: Dude! You can't SAY stuff like that! You have to coach these women, not molest them!

Vape: I'm so not a molester!

Jammer: Guys, this is a mistake! If you're on the next season, run now! Run away! We're only going to make things worse!

Apple Kid: Umm...HA...what a couple of jokers those two are huh? Making us think they aren't totally prepared for TUE? So funny. So....so funny.

3. TUE Men's Finale:

Isiah Muscle beat Eiji Hino via Muscle Buster -> Pin

-The two team mates collided as Kinniku Mike's son Isiah Muscle battled Eiji Hino. Hino, a peace loving man, was driven to compete by Muscle, and Isiah would almost regret that with the performance by Hino. Seemingly able to shift gears from a fast paced, parkour type of wrestling, to a more down a dirty almost gorilla like approach, Hino seemed to signify what he was doing based on the three medals on his belt buckle. An odd choice, but one that Isiah picked up on. Though on the ropes early, he came back hard with a slams to wear Hino down, before delivering the big Muscle Buster. Like father like son, as Isiah covered Eiji for the pin, winning the TUE Men's Finale!

Apple Kid: And Muscle helps up Hino, and Eiji selflessly celebrates with Isiah. Here comes Kinniku Mike! The EBW star welcoming his son to the promotion. Isiah will automatically get a title shot. You don't get a bigger leg up than that. Plus, the cash prize and the notoriety. Remember, the first ever TUE lead to a Hall of Fame Class of talent. This is where a bright career begins....hopefully. TUE DID keep going after that first season....and was never quite as good. This has been pretty good though right?

4. TUE Women's Finale:

Darkness Aoi beat Wendy Mustang via Package Piledriver -> Pin

-A true test of the coaches this time, as Darkness Aoi "represented" Christina Angel, while Wendy Mustang was firmly a member of team Hope. These two had batted in Edo, where Wendy was the gaijin learning the ropes, and it was evident by the match. A step above what you would expect from "trainees", these two already had some experience and it showed. Hard hitting strong style, with Wendy really giving to Aoi, but one fatal mistake lead to the finish. Wendy Mustang missed the Slingshot flipping Lariat from the ropes, and Aoi ran the ropes to hit one of her own, hitting Wendy hard in the wind pipe. As she struggled to breathe the ref tried to check on her, but Aoi scooped her up for the Package Piledriver instead, leading to the 1-2-3.

Apple Kid: And a win for Darkness Aoi gets her the victory for herself more than Team Christina I'm assuming. This also gets her a title shot, and not only that, but Darkness Aoi will join Christina and Hope against the Skulls & Bones tomorrow at the Great Eagleland Bash. We're starting off big. Whoever wins the main event, will see a title challenge from Aoi very soon. Instant main event status! Can she maintain it? I mean the first season winners did. Hope's Mom changed the game after all. Danny Leung? He's....he's still around. I mean Sal and Jamie did better, and then Jamie died...a horrible and grizzly death, that was totally not because he's a jack ass or anything.

5. EBW Women's World vs. Television Title for Title:

Christina Angel(c) beat Hope Mach(c) via Lifting Double Underhook Facebuster -> Pin -> Title Defense! -> NEW EBW Television Champion!

-Main event time, and the small crowd was suddenly very lively, as Hope Mach, the Television Champion, and Christina Angel, the World Champion, but their titles on the line in a Mach vs. Angel showdown, witnessed by their fathers, who stood on opposite sides of the room. Anticipation was high for this bout, as the two shook hands and promised each other that it would begin and end in the ring. With that promise they went to their corners as the announcements were made, staring straight ahead the whole time. They knew what each other was capable of. The sound of the bell couldn't come soon enough, and the two rushed ahead to make some history. They fought over a lockup, into the ropes, and Christina delivered a shoulderblock. They went into a test of strength and Hope floated over onto Christina for 2. Hope took Christina down with a headlock, but got caught in a headscissors. Hope slipped free though, and locked in a toe hold. Christina fought out of the hold and went to a short armscissors, then a front facelock. Hope countered that with a top wristlock and hits a hard elbow. Christina broke free and landed hard kicks, but missed a handspring elbow, opening her up for a back suplex. Christina recovered and locked in a cross armscissors, and a slugfest ensued. Hope slapped on a legbar and the bridging deathlock, as well as a cross armbreaker. Anything to get the quick submission from the World Champion, but it wasn't going to be that easy. Christina fought free and nailed a Kena Kick, followed by another Kenka Kick, that sent Hope outside. Christina hit her with a TOPE SUICIDA and a plancha off the top. Back inside, Christina got a series of kicks off and went for the Angel Driver, but Hope fought out and shot around Christina for the Hagen Suplex! A nearfall. She lifted her for another one, and another nearfall. She tried for a third, but Christina fought out and hit a Pele Kick, and an Angel's Wings. 1-2-KICKOUT! The tempo and intensity was increasing, as these two friends were now at war. Hard hits, and big moves preceded the finish, where both ladies began to bleed. Hope blocked one of Christina's big head kick attempts, and hit a head butt of her own. She tried to shoot in on the woozy Christina, but the champ stayed on her feet. The intensity that helped her survive the Eisenritter gauntlet was in full force. She wrenched Hope's neck in a guillotine choke, and wore her down, but couldn't get a tap or make her pass out. Christina, fed up with the situation, hit an Angel Driver to hopefully end Hope. 1-2-KICKOUT! Christina couldn't believe it, as Hope continued to fight. They scrambled on the mat, as Hope managed to comeback with an Ankle Lock. Christina fought in agony, trying not to tap out. Christina looked ready to tap, but she locked eyes with her father, who encouraged her not to tap to a Mach. Christina made it to the ropes, but just barely. Hope was ready to drag her back to the center of the ring, but Christina kicked her in the side of the head, and messed with her equilibrium. Christina stopped for a second to check on her friend, but Hope slapped her hard, and told her to never go easy. Christina complied and hit a hard head kick. She turned Hope around for a Lifting Double Underhook Facebuster, a new kind of finisher perhaps, and landed it hard. Hope was out. 1-2-3. Christina Angel defended the World Championship, and became the Television Champion.

Apple Kid: Wow! What a match! Incredible! Trevor is trying to help up Hope, but Tack ran into the ring, making him too close for Trevor to get near. Tack is applauding Christina, who is trying to help up Hope. The two are in tears, and they embrace, giving us a crowd pleasing moment. Trevor is giving out words of encouragement from the crowd, but Tack is making sure he keeps his distance, as the Triple Crown World Champion raises both of the hands, Hope not looking too thrilled with it. Wait, here comes Subculture! The Television Champion of the men, and the #1 Contender just hit the ring, and is telling Tack to back off. The King is slowly backing away, as Subculture is opening the ropes for Trevor. Subculture embracing and holding up his Double Champion wife, as Trevor is telling Hope how proud he is of her. Another feel good moment. Folks, this has been The Ultimate EBW. History has been made once again, but it's not over yet. This saga will bleed over onto the main brand for these stars and would be stars, but the story will continue here as well, when TUE returns for Team Jammer vs. Team Vape. We'll see you then! Goodnight!

Mariner Reef Beach - Parking Lot

Kinniku Mike was walking towards the beach with his son, beaming with pride.

Kinniku Mike: Kid, I can't stop man. I just can't. I'm so damn proud of you.

Isiah Muscle: I appreciate it Dad, but it's somewhat embarrassing?

Kinniku Mike: That's what happens when you go to work with your dear ol' Dad. I used to think that life was only about like three things. Chicks, strong tits, and me winning the World Championship. Now, I know my son is going to have the next shot to become a 4-Crown King. It might be Tack or it might be Subculture, and you'll get to take them on. That's huge!

Isiah Muscle: You don't have to tell me about Dad. I feel the nerves.

Kinniku Mike: That's why you go Uuuuu!

Isiah Muscle: Yeah?

Kinniku Mike: You think that's just a noise I make? It hypes me up! It gets me ready! It gets the blood pumping! Uuuuu! You do it!

Isiah Muscle: Uuuuu.

Kinniku Mike: Better than that. Uuuu!

Isiah Muscle: Uuuuu!

Kinniku Mike: Yeah, now flex the tits.

Isiah Muscle: Dad, I don't want t-

Kinniku Mike: Flex em!

Isiah Muscle: Uuuu! *flexes tits*

Kinniku Mike: Yeah!

Isiah Muscle: Alright, that feels a little better actually.

Kinniku Mike: Right? I might not have been there for you when you were a kid, but-

Isiah Muscle: Hey, I learned a lot from you anyways. You were on TV every week.

Kinniku Mike: *sigh* Not good enough. If I had known-

Golvoth: How cute. Little Eagleland man teaching his son to fail upwards, just like he did. EBW is full of Eagleland nepotism.

Kinniku Mike: *sigh* Look son, they do speak the language. I guess you were just afraid to open your mouth to me.

Golvoth: Didn't feel like wasting my time.

Kinniku Mike: Wasting time? This is a waste of time. This right here. You getting in the way of my bonding time. You want to stop wasting time? Meet me in the ring. We're opening this show. Let's go. Right here and now!

Ilya Fedorovich: It'd be a shame if you ran into a problem on the way to the ring man. You better what what you say. When you *bleep* with the War Kings, you're *bleep*ing with the best.

Kinniku Mike: The best? Kid, I shit bigger than you.

Isiah Muscle: *looks at camera* He's exaggerating, but not by much.

Hazen: I think we will find ou-

Trevor Mach: I don't think you will.

Kinniku Mike: Trev?

Mav Valentine: Not just Trevor.

Picky Minch: We're here too.

Benjamin: And me.

Ilya Fedorovich: Haha! Look Lainey, your failed hero is here to try again. He actually showed. I guess I owe Hazen money.

Trevor Mach: You guys are going to get rocked tonight.

Hazen: Are we? I see weak men, desperate to remain relevant, while the War Kings are on the "right side of history". The foreigners here to show Eagleland the right way, and we're proud to be aligned with a true King in Tack An-

Subculture: He's a King of being a dickwad. That's right, I'm here too! Title fight or not, you want to mess with Blood 4 Blood PARTNA!? You're gonna mess with all of us.

Hazen: Hmm. I see a man over eager to lose tonight. You're head isn't in the game. None of you are ready. Mike, your pride for your son will cloud your path to revenge. You will stumble. You will fall to Golvoth. Benjamin, you will be in servitude, as a Knight to the War Kings and Crystal Heaven. You WILL kneel to the Constellation King. You won't have a choice.

Ilya Fedorovich: And you'll have to watch as Lainey feeds me, massages me, and anything else I might wan-

Benjamin: NOT A CHANCE!

Hazen: Trevor Mach, what year do you think this is? You're a about a decade too late for these games. An old man trying to recapture his youth? Are you sure you have time to divert from that woman of yours to-

Trevor Mach: Do I look 50 or something?! 38! Peak year! I'm in my prime Hazen, and you can come up with any excuse you want, but at the end of the night, you're going to figure out what it's like to get hurt, and you're probably not going to like it. Not all of us get fired up by pain. You want "International Rules"? I read that rule book front to back. I'm going to call my shot. You're only allowed so many rope breaks? I'm going to make you exhaust them, and then I'm break something.

Hazen: That Eagleland arrogance is going to catch up to you. It's going to get you killed in the ring.

Trevor Mach: Hasn't happened yet.

Hazen: We'll all meet in the ring. Let's go gentlemen.

Isiah Muscle: That almost got out of hand or something.

Trevor Mach: New kid? Isiah? Expect that, it's EBW. But then again, you can always expect the unexpected too. Right Subbie?

Subculture: Huh?

Trevor Mach: The plan?

Subculture: Oh yeah! Yeah, I gotcha!

Trevor Mach: How'd it go?

Subculture: Oh it went off partna! I got it.

Trevor Mach: Awesome. The hits are going to keep on coming for a certain "King" then.

Subculture: I'm going into that main event like a hungry street dog, but that won't matter for you. I could come out of it with the 4-Crown, or I could come out of it on a stretcher. What matters for you, is what happens next.

Suddenly, dark clouds that were looming over the beach cracked with thunder and lightning, and rain began to fall from the sky.




Isiah Muscle: And now it's raining.

Kinniku Mike: Well you heard him didn't you?

Isiah Muscle: Huh?

Trevor Mach: Expect the unexpected. Haha!

A mile away on the road, a limo was approaching the beach from Summers. Tack Angel sat in the back, with shades and silver circlet, and he mindlessly twisted his scythe and looked out the window.

Amy Angel: Hmmm...they said a storm was coming.

Tack Angel: They did or he did?

Amy Angel: What honey?

Tack Angel: Nothing...too late to dwell. It's already here.



Apple Kid: Welcome EBW Fans, one more time this summer, we're at Mariner Reef Beach, for The GREAT Eagleland Bash! I'm Apple Kid, joined by Makoto Angel, and Larry Grim. Yes, your eyes aren't deceiving you. It's....it's pouring down rain, BUT we're not going to let that stop us are we?!

Makoto Angel: I mean we're already near the beach, so people were going to get wet anyways right?

Larry Grim: I think it's the lightning that's a bigger deal.

Makoto Angel: Oh right.

Apple Kid: No worries. We're handing out free Vape branded "Franklin Badges", so that lightning should THEORETICALLY bounce right off.

Makoto Angel: Theoretically?

Apple Kid: The products with Vape's visage on them....they're not always the highest quality.

Makoto Angel: *gulp*

Apple Kid: The show must go on, and what a show it's going to be, but first, we want to thank our armed services who are in attendance tonight. They're on leave from the ongoing conflict in Zealstrailia, and we're proud of them for keeping the peace. We can be proud of people who don't just leave and abandon people to their doom. If that were the case, I doubt anyone would be able to be proud of where they come from ever again, and what would that do for the place poppers. They'd probably slipped into a depression coma! Folks, at the end of the night, we're going to have a NEW 4-Crown King, as Tack Angel and Subculture headline this extravaganza, but we have a whole show full of big match ups here. The Skulls & Bones are going to finally step into the ring for a match! Joining Women's World and Television Champion Christina Angel and Hope Mach, is the TUE Women's Winner Darkness Aoi. This mysterious and dominant woman from Edo, might be just what the division needs to stand up to these equally mysterious and dominant invaders. Trevor Mach will face the War Kings leader in "International Rules" for the Challenge Championship. Benjamin will try to free Lainey Strong from Ilya Fedorovich and the War Kings, but if he loses, he will have to kneel before Tack Angel. Newcomer Jaden Yuki has challenged Bashin Dan to a Best of 3 Series. Two of those stages though....are card games. Apparently, they've started right now. Yes, as you can see, a crowd is surrounding Dan and Jaden, as they start off this series by playing Duel Monsters. Jaden Yuki's game of choice is first. If they tie here, and I'm guessing they will, we'll see them in a the ring pretty soon. Dan Club will take on Dragon Faiz for EBW World Tag #1 Contender spot too, but we're going to open up things with Kinniku Mike taking on Golvoth of the War Kings. Both big men, both former World Tag Team Champions. Mike has been World Champion, but Golvoth is 1/4th of the World Team Champions. Interesting tale of the tape, but let's not waste any more time, as this rain....does not....appear....to be....stopping? No....no it's not going to, no matter how much I draaaaaaaaaaaag this out. Let's go to that wet wet ring over there.

Makoto Angel: Try not to slip guys!


EBW: The Great Eagleland Bash
Mariner Reef Beach, Mariner Reef
ENN+

1. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Golvoth via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
-The action kicked off with Mike and Golvoth colliding in the slippery, rainy ring. Raw force and strength were on display here, as they countered each other, while trying not to fall over in the ring. The crowd were going wild as the rain picked up. Golvoth managed to lift Mike for the Chokeslam, taking the wind out of him. He readied Mike for a very dangerous Buckle Bomb. Isiah Muscle on the outside yelled for his Dad to fight out. Mike slipped out just in time, as Golvoth stumbled, meaning an impact would have surely been even more career threatening had he hit. Mike flipped Golvoth around, and flexed the Strong Tits for a Dragon Suplex and bridged it for the 1-2-3. Kinniku Mike with the win.

Apple Kid: We have a winner, and I found an umbrella! Kinniku Mike with the win over Golvoth! That was quite the struggle, both to overpower the big Nord, and to stay upright. This rain is really picking up folks. We're going to stick with it. We're going to deal with this. We're gonna....cut to something else apparently, to try and kill more time? What do we hav-

The camera cut to darkness, as Void stood with Brandish X and Noroi.

Void: So many people in so many places, pretend like they have a message. They pretend like they have the meaning you're looking for. I have the answers, and the answer is that there is NO meaning, but in that chaos and anarchy, you will find something. You will find Undeth. I am emerging. I'm almost there.

-

Apple Kid: ...Larry, who is that guy?

Larry Grim: I honestly don't know!

Makoto Angel: That scares me. Should that scare me?

Larry Grim: I don't know! Maybe?

Apple Kid: Well folks, that is forboding and terrifying, but we're going to move on, cause we have to. Yes, it's still raining, but we have an update on the Card Duel between Bashin Dan and Jaden Yuki. You'll never guess what happened. They're tied. They both won the game they're good at. I know, I'm surprised too. That means we WILL see them in the ring though, and judging by Jaden Yuki's recent outing, the VBW Champion might have his hands full. Up next we have Dragon Faiz, one of the best tag teams in wrestling, and we have Dan Club, and....well...Jammer has been great before? The winner of this next match will challenge Fenrir for the EBW World Tag Team Championships, and we're not talking somewhere down the road. This is coming on Xcite! Let's do this!

2. EBW World Tag #1 Contender: Jammer[o]/Vape beat Dragon Shiryu/Takumi Inui[x] via Slam Jam -> Pin  
-A hard fought contest, as the combatants once again had to fight the rain, and for Jammer and Vape that meant shenanigans, but it was through those awkward moments that they were able to surprise the former EWGP Tag Team Champions of Dragon Faiz. Shiryu and Inui were far better in tag action, but Jammer was a former World Champion, and that spark liked to come out in situations like this. Dragon Faiz found themselves distracted by a Brandish X appearance just long enough for Vape to slip on his way out and land on Inui. Jammer yelled for him to move out of the way and hit a Slam Jam off the top for the surprise 1-2-3.

Larry Grim: And THAT was unexpected too. I'm losing my touch.

Makoto Angel: Dan Club pick up the win. Luckily, it looks like the rain is starting to clear up. We're going to take a break and get that ring dry, by going "backstage" with the EBW Women's World AND Television Champion Christina Angel. It's all Angel all the time in EBW! So proud of my family!

"Backstage"

Christina Angel walked onto the scene, all smiles as she held both titles now. Alison Chains, Jenny James, and Gold were the first to congratulate her, while several of the newcomers looked on with a look of hunger to challenge the Double Champ. She ran into Erica, who was looked worn down from constant fighting with both the roster and the Skulls & Bones.

Erica: So, we have a new undisputed name in Women's Wrestling, and her name is Christina Angel.

Christina Angel: You're not looking so good.

Erica: The price you pay for having integrity.

Christina Angel: You think that's what that is? The problem with you, is that you still think you were right.

Erica: I think the problems we're having now wouldn't be happening if you all got on board, but you resisted, and now it's a mess. Don't worry, I'm going to work to put it back together. Unlike Tess, I DO care about this division.

Christina Angel: Under your "watch" we had exploitation and sex taking the place of great action we're supposed to be known for.

Erica: Have you been paying attention kid? The rabbit girls have been doing that shit weekly. No, I forgot, you were gone doing a reality show, while I was trying to at the very least get everyone on the same page. You don't have to like me. I don't expect it. I don't want it. I just want the Skulls & Bones dealt with.

Christina Angel: If that's true, then we're on the same page. However, no one is ever going to fully trust you. I mean ever.

Erica: Another price I pay for sticking to my guns huh? I couldn't care less.

Christina walked away from Erica and met up with Hope Mach and Darkness Aoi.

Christina Angel: This is Aoi. Your big EBW debut. You ready?

Darkness Aoi: Ridiculous question "coach". I've always been ready. I just jumped through the hoops to get my title shot. Now it's mine. As for this match tonight, don't worry about it. The end result is taken care of.

Christina Angel: Gee, she's a grateful "student" huh?

Hope Mach: We both did our research on her. She was a destructive and dominant force in Edo. No way was she going to take being our "student" lightly.

Christina Angel: Hope, our match last night was a highlight for me. I feel like it was a true stepping stone. We spent years waiting for those moments where we both felt like the top of the division. People looked to us, while we were still looking to your Mom. Now, we ARE at the top. I just that we're still friends after-

Hope Mach: You think a match would break up this friendship? Christina, our Dads want to KILL EACH OTHER! If that didn't do it, then I think we're going to be fine.

Christina Angel: I learned something. They originally wanted it to be MachS vs. AngelS. They wanted a Daddy/Daughter Tag at the TUE Finale. My Dad outright refused. We dodged a bullet.

Hope Mach: Anything to avoid facing my Dad huh?

Christina Angel: Hey! What's tha-

Hope Mach: I'm kidding!

Christina Angel. Oh....right...heh.

Hope Mach: I owe you a little rib for this black eye. You kick hard!

Christina Angel: I AM an Angel.

Hope Mach: Are you an Angel tonight or are you a Wilson?

Christina Angel: Huh?

Hope Mach: That IS Subbie's last name right?

Christina Angel: ...Yeah. My husband has my support. My Dad is just going to have to understand that. They have their own thing going on, but us, we've got a very important match tonight too. Don't forget it. Finally, we're getting our hands on those Skulls & Bones invaders.

Hope Mach: After spending weeks in Ness's house, I'm ready to batter some masked bitches. Let's do this!

3. 3 Stages "Card Games or Wrestling?":

Jaden Yuki beat Bashin Dan (2-1)

-Duel Monster: Jaden Yuki beat Bashin Dan via BP Reaching 0
-Battle Spirits: Bashin Dan beat Jaden Yuki via Core Energy Reaching 0
-Non-Title Singles:

Jaden Yuki beat Bashin Dan via Roll Up -> Pin

-The next match saw Bashin Dan, coming off a rebound victory, and claiming the VBW Championship, take on a young upstart that claimed to be a younger, better version of himself in Jaden Yuki. The rapping and confident upstart beat Dan at Duel Monsters earlier in the night, but Dan managed to beat Yuki in Battle Spirits. However, it was actually quite a close game, which shook Dan as he came out to the ring to face the confident newcomer. Jaden slapped away his hand to start, and it was an ego game from there, as Jaden Yuki looked to impress the crowd and out work Bashin Dan. The Dangerous Player responded by reminding the newcomer he's been to the top of the mountain a few times by now. Dan was winning out with dueling strikes, so Yuki took him to the mat. Ankle lock from Yuki.  They went back and forth on the mat, trying for submissions before hitting a stalemate. Dan cartwheeled out of a headscissors.  Yuki slapped him across the face.  Dan got heated and tackled him with a Thesz press.  Dan chopped him across the chest. Facewash from Yuki and a dropkick. The lack of respect just made the Dan fans cheer louder, showing Yuki the burden of challenging the most popular name in the sport. Dan took over, as heart was winning out, but in the heat of the moment, Yuki went for a thumb to the eye and low blow. The fans booed as Yuki rolled up Dan, with Yuki holding the ropes for the 1-2-3. A shocking victory, but a stolen one.

Apple Kid: Oh come on! Yuki was showing us something, but he took the easy way out there! Doesn't matter what we think though, that's what we get for using refs that barely exist. We should use female referees that put on way too much make up, and got out of their way to steal your attention from the match. Perhaps THAT would make more sense.

Larry Grim: Jaden Yuki just beat the current VBW Champion, and former EBW Triple Crown World Champion. The ACE of a generation. Doesn't matter how he did it, the record books will remember that Jaden Yuki beat Bashin Dan. Dan looks upset, not that he lost, but that Yuki resorted to those tactics. Not quite the rival he was hoping he'd found.

4. Singles "Servitude or Freedom": Benjamin beat Ilya Fedorovich w/Lainey Strong via Spear x Masamune -> Pin
-The next match had high stakes as Benjamin challenged Ilya Fedorovich. Servitude or freedom, as Lainey Strong looked on, dressed as a maid, forced to hold a War Kings sign, as Ilya laughed. Benjamin tried to keep his cool, the secret to not falling for Ilya's tactics. Benji came in hard, willing to throw strikes with the mad man from Euroland. Bombastic action, that saw Ilya try and use Lainey at every turn. A Corkscrew Euroland Uppercut nearly sealed the deal, but that Dan Club heart got Benji's got on the rope at 2.9. Ilya battered Benjamin, and laughed about the situation to Lainey Strong, but that split second mistake allowed Benji to get to his feet and hit a Spear on Ilya. The crowd went wild as Benjamin got fired up and lifted Ilya for the legendary Masamune. 1-2-3!

Makoto Angel: He did it! Benjamin did it! With that win, Lainey Strong is free from the War Kings, and free from Tack Angel. There she is, jumping into the ring to plant a big kiss on the Warrior of Light. That's two losses for the War Kings tonight. Will we see a complete shut out? We'll find out next, as Trevor Mach puts the Challege Championship on the line against Hazen!

5. EBW Challenge Championship "International Rules":

Trevor Mach(c) beat Hazen via Kimura -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!

-The next bout saw Trevor Mach take on Hazen in International Rules. The rules were stated again for the crowd. No punches, and 3 rope breaks only. Hazen came out calm and collected, even asking Radzi Schreiffer to go to the back, ready to beat Mach clean with his rules. Mach came out with the mouth guard and without the usual MMA style gloves, since this match had no punching. Slaps and chops only. Mach was fully capable in the bout, matching Hazen in their lock ups and the mat work. Early on, Mach evaded Hazen’s rangy chops and threw some of his own. Mach shot in and Hazen held him to the mat. Knees by Hazen. Back to their feet and Hazen threw some forearms. Mach caught Hazen on a press attempt and slammed him in an impressive spot. A bandage over Mach’s stitches came off early. Mach hit a headlock and held on through a few attempts at escape by Hazen. Hazen backdropped Mach and he still held on. Hazen threw some forearms and Mach returned with several more. Mach took Hazen down and worked an armbar. Hazen lifted Mach with the one arm and set him up in the corner, where he hit a vicious palm strike that sent Mach barreling to the floor. Hazen powerbombed Mach on the apron, then rolled him back in. He went for a sleeper but Mach fought it off. Belly to back suplex by Hazen. Hazen threw boots in the corner, then dragged Mach further into the ring and turned him over for a Crab. Mach bit his own hand to fight through the pain. Hazen transitioned to a headlock. Snap mare and a kick to the spine by Hazen. Forearm exchange as both guys got to their feet. Hazen went for another sleeper and this time seemed to have it locked, but he tried to transition to a powerbomb and Mach transitioned to a backdrop. Mach ran the ropes and hit a few shots. Hazen caught him on the third attempt and slammed him for two. Hazen kicked the grounded Mach, who tried to fight back into it. Mach hit his feet and Hazen chopped him. Hazen hit a big boot. Mach’s chest was getting pretty red. Mach hit some chops and palm strikes. Hazen picked up Mach and shoved him off. Mach charged in, but Hazen hit a lariat as he flew in for two. Mach pulled himself to his feet and Hazen hit a vicious chop to the back of his neck. Ilja fired up from the pain and hit some chops and a Hagen suplex. Hazen hit a palm strike but Ilja immediately hit a knee and a lariat. Back suplex for two. Mach was showing more resolve and better cardio. He was wearing down Hazen in match that went longer than he was used to. In quick succession, Mach made Hazen burn out the rope breaks, before trapping the bloody Hazen in a Kimura. With no breaks, Hazen fought to hang on, but Mach looked to break his wrist. Hazen attempting another rope break left him with 0 points, and the referee stopped the match. Mach defeated the War Kings leader to retain the Challenge Championship.

Apple Kid: Hazen has just taken his first loss from Trevor Mach! Blood 4 Blood, after taking beating from the War Kings for weeks now, has finally struck at the heart of the group, and Tack's allies have just suffered their worst night of defeat in EBW. Trevor Mach is still your Challenge Champion, and this match really proved that it's the work horse championship.

6. 6-Woman Tag: S&B #1/S&B #2[o]/S&B #3 beat Christina Angel[x]/Hope Mach/Darkness Aoi via Vertebreaker -> Pin
-The women of EBW finally united to fight the Skulls & Bones in the next bout, as Christina Angel, the Double Champion of the division, joined Hope Mach and TUE Winner Darkness Aoi against three members of the group, who entered from the crowd. This was much more of a brawl than a match, and with infrequent tags, and rulebreaking from the Skulls & Bones. The ref had trouble keeping control. After the technical spectacle of the last bout, this was a stark contrast, as the S&B ladies all wore street clothes, and fought to hurt and maim, not really caring much for the outcome. Darkness Aoi was finally tagged in, but in a shock move she tagged Christina right back in. The Double Champ was confused, but then Aoi blasted her with a hard shot, and did the same to Hope. She threw Christina to one of the Skulls & Bones members, who hit a sick Vertebreaker on the Double Champ, pinning her for the win.

Makoto Angel: Christina!? No! Why Aoi?! Why?

Apple Kid: I think it's obvious! We've been tricked here. Darkness Aoi IS a member of Skulls & Bones. She infiltrated the show, and got herself a title shot! Now no one can stop her for getting that match! It's iron clad!

Makoto Angel: That looked like it hurt Christina badly. Between this and her match with Hope yesterday, I hope she's going to be all right!

Apple Kid: Erica is looking on from the stage, as she finally has one face to the group that she's sought to defeat. Darkness Aoi, Skulls & Bones member and #1 Contender. Oh boy. Well folks, it's now time for the Main Event, and look, right on cue the storm is back. Tack Angel, the Constellation King, who has been an unstoppable force since he fully embraced his role as King, will take on his daughter's husband Subculture, and they fighting title for title. The winner of this bout will become the Undisputed 4-Crown King, the most sought after achievement in our sport. This is as big as it gets. Let's do this!

Makoto Angel: *sigh* I hope they both come out of this all right.
 
7. EBW Triple Crown World vs. EBW Television Title for Title:

Tack Angel(c) beat Subculture(c) via Head Kick x Wrist Clutch Heaven Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense! -> NEW EBW Television Champion! -> 4-Crown King!

-Main event time, as Subculture came out first with Mav and Picky, while Tack Angel received his elaborate entrance, dispite the rain. The lightning in the background added to the intensity of the match to come. The two wasted no time, immediately throwing their kicks and punches at the start. Tack was fired up, almost delighting in the fact that he could finally show his full frustration with the man his daughter chose to marry. They slowed down after opening each other up, and did some feeling out. Tack was able to get Subbie off his feet, and landed some hard kicks and series of Suplexes for a nearfall. He went for the head kick, but Subculture ducked it and landed a sick KO Punch that sent Tack to the outside. They brawled on the outside for a bit before Subculture rolled Tack back in, by the time Subbie came in, Tack ran the ropes for a Shining Wizard. He went old school with a top rope move, the Moonsault, and rolled Subculture for another nearfall. Back and forth action, with Tack managing to lift Subculture for the Angel Driver, but the Wrist Clutch was blocked, and only lead to a 2 Count. Tack propped Subculture into the corner and let the shots fly. He shouted at him for marrying his daughter, and demanded that he kneel and beg for his approval. Subculture reciprocated with a hard KO Punch that seemed to hurt his hand, but he fell onto Tack and rolled him up. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack barely hung in there, trying to shake off the cobwebs, while Subculture grabbed at his hand. A possible break, but he wouldn't let the ref check on it, simply shaking it off. However, Tack saw the injury and targeted it, kicking his hand away when tried to pull in for a lock up. The pain was obvious, as Tack wasted no time landing another head kick, before CLUTCHING THE WRIST for the Heaven Driver. A move no one kicks out of, and it landed it perfectly. 1-2-3. Tack Angel with the win, defeating Subculture to claim the Television Championship and become the 4-Crown King.

Makoto Angel: HE DID IT!

Apple Kid: Here come the wives, and these goes Makoto. They're all flocking to Tack, and kneeling at his feet as he holds the four belts aloft. History has been made folks. Tack Angel the Constellation King is now also the 4-Crown King.

Larry Grim: If you didn't think he had a right to call himself King before, then there is no argument now. Tack Angel is a King. A 4-Crown King. He's grabbing a microphone. Let's listen in.

Tack Angel: This....this is what happens when you push me. This is what happens when you boo a good man. This is what happens when you turn on a hero! I wanted to protect you, save you, and fight for you, but you'd prefer what, people like Subculture? Why Subculture? You see here? This is what happens when you rely on people like him. I've beaten everyone that's been placed before me. I've earned the respect of the War Kings, who tried to blow me up, but couldn't get it done. Why? Because a King and his destiny will NOT be denied! I'll take the things I want in life, because I deserve them! After everything I've done, I deserve this! You get to see a Tack Angel unbound, and that is the most dangerous thing in this or any ring! I was great before, but I'm obviously better now. The best. I'll beat anyone that stands in my way. You're looking at the 4-Crown King. Kneel before me, respect me, be humble, and be SILENT! I've beaten your "heroes," so-

Trevor Mach: What about a dark hero?

Tack Angel: You? Keep your distance. Of course you'd be here to try and rain on my parade. It's not happening. I'll ALLOW Picky and Mav to scrape this loser off the mat, but-

Trevor Mach: Loser? That guy probably just broke his fist AGAIN to try and beat you. You're damn lucky it happened. That KO Punch was that close to doing you in "King", but so be it, you won the match. Good job, but you're forgetting about the wheel Tack. It all comes around, and now you're looking at me, and it's finally time to settle this.

Tack Angel: No Trevor, it isn't. I already settled it. I won. I beat you. You're a rage monster, and a sociopath. You only pretend to me a "dark hero" to paint me as a "light villain". You're once again just trying to hurt and undermine me and-

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I am trying to undermine you! After all the shit you've pulled! You went and turned yourself into the bully monster that you hate, and you don't even realize it. You proved a point, because I don't like you either, and at this point, I'm ready to land a knee that leaves you drinking your meals out a straw for the rest of your life. You've beaten my friends. You've pissed off these fans. You've tried to claim my daughter, you've talked shit about my wife, and you've kept me away with a restraining order you've abused, and threatened to take away my children. I told you before about the difference between you and me. Last year you let your family fall into danger how many times? You mess with my family, and I make sure you don't do it again.

Tack Angel: How are you going to do a thing Trevor. Your rage....you can't quench it. Your "revenge", you can NOT have it. You can't step into this ring with me, and you'll NEVER get the chance. You don't have a thing I want.

Trevor Mach: You don't want to solidify your claim of being the best by beating the actual best? You don't want to topple the Bad Man? I just beat your new lap dog Hazen. I'm ready for Round 2. We could fight right now. I could even put up the Challenge Championship, but then again....I have a title you might be more interested in.

Tack Angel: What on Earth are you talking about?

Trevor Mach: Well remember the other day when Subculture went to your house when you weren't there? You raced home right? He was already gone, but it seemed like everything was all right. But was it? Did you maybe forget to check someplace? Someplace like the trophy room? See, my pal, my brother Subculture, grabbed something, and even asked my favorite wife of yours Makoto if he could borrow it. She said yes. She's your wife, and that means it's not theft. I doubt she'll lie, she doesn't seem the type. Anyways, Subculture procures the item to "restore" it, and by "restore" it, he meant give it to me. Oh yeah Tack, that's right, I am "proudly" in possession of the EBW Mars Championship.

Tack Angel: NO! NO! YOU GIVE IT BACK! NO TREVOR! THAT'S NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! HOW DARE YOU! GIVE IT BACK!

Trevor Mach: You want it back? You REALLY want it back? You know what you're going to have to do. Of course, I'll give you some time to think about it, but on Xcite, if I don't get the answer I want, this baby has a date....with a wheat thresher. *wink*

Tack Angel: YOU BASTARD! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE A MONSTER! AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF TRASH! DAMN YOU!

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EBW Xcite Preshow on ENN+

Lily Belle Hopper: Hop Hop! Lily Belle here, and-

Esther: Hey, I think I've proven that I'm top bunny around here! I beat you in that dancing contest! I'm the best-EST-ER!

Lily Belle Hopper: Look, we were told to do this together, so can we just do that?

Esther: As long as you know that I won.

Lily Belle Hopper: YOU DID NOT WI- *cough cough* I mean gee golly, I think we have a disagreement, but let's now dwell! Let's look ahead! We're back in Saturn City for Xcite, but we'll soon be heading to the Aloha Islands! I'm SO EXCITED for that! I have a new string bikini to show off!

Esther: I ALSO have a string bikini. Even thinner! You can see stuff! Make sure you get ENN+!

Lily Belle Hopper: Right...guess I have to....do more shopping...uh....*hop hop* oh well! This is going to be a big big show tonight, so let's get with the Preshow! Is the camera off? Esther, you and I need to have a TALK!

Esther: Eep!

EBW: Xcite Preshow
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Erica beat Chrissy Angel via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
-Chrissy Angel had her first post TUE bout turn into a huge test, as she faced former World Champion Erica. The bruised and battered Erica was still able to put her through the wringer, stretching and wearing down Chrissy until an Air Raid Crash gave her the win. After the match Erica asked if she even wanted to be here, and to step out of the way if she wasn't going to fight with all of her heart against the invaders like Darkness Aoi.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Amiga beat Gold via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission
-The female empowered replacement for Amigo was truly empowered in her empowerment. The empowered Amiga was able to out work the Shark Order's Gold, and even with the Sharks on the outside cheering her on, she still fell prey to the Olympic Slam and an Ankle Lock. Gold had to submit.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Point Man beat Rains via Back to Belly Piledriver -> Pin
-The Point Man made his main roster debut against Rains, who was lambasting the crowd for not wearing hats, while Bad News Barry tried to toss some to the crowd. Point Man was methodical and reliable in his dismantling of his opponent. Rains escape a Cobra Clutch attempt, but after several counters, Point Man was able to trap Rains in a Back to Belly Piledriver, and pinned him for the win.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Danny on a Pole 6-Man Tag: Big Shark[o]/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod beat NOT Zombie Anwin/NOT Zombie Chad Salad[x]/NOT Zombie Bolshoi
-Danny Leung was hung above the ring, supposedly to draw out the Not Zombies, who are totally NOT Zombies, and yet without any Fly Honey, they desperately wanted to eat Danny, as if you can't fight your biology no matter how hard you want to or something. A shocking return saw Bolshoi, who had apparently been in the area joining the Not Zombies as a fellow Not Zombie or maybe "Transliving"? Dr. Z was trying to stop the match to no avail, but Big Shark won it for the Shark Order and avoided a bite, when he Big Booted the head off of Chad Salad, and pinned the body for the win. After the match, Dr. Z put the head back on, but remember, they're totally NOT Zombies.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Tag: Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o] beat Eiji Hino[x]/Shrieker via Spear x Masamume -> Pin
-With Lainey Strong back by his side, Benjamin came down with a distracted Bashin Dan to welcome Eiji Hino and Shrieker from TUE. Great action from Benji and the newcomer Hino, with Shrieker leaving the ring to scare the fans most of the time. Hino missed a TaToBa Kick, as Benji ran off the ropes and hit the Spear. He followed it up with the Masamune to pin the TUE runner up for the win.

Esther: So that does it for the Preshow! Lily Belle ran off to smoke, I mean get a new bikini, I'm sure that's it. But I've been Esther, and guess what, I'm still Esther even now. I'm the best-EST-ER! Stay tuned for Xcite!

Outside of Renegade Arena

A limo pulled up in the parking garage, as Tack Angel stepped out, dressed in his finest, yet looking a little disheveled. The Lakitu caught a glimpse into the limo to see some of the Angel wives putting clothes back on, before he quickly slammed the door shut.

Tack Angel: *to the Lakitu* Get enough of a look you little ingrate! Take off! No wait....come here...you invade my privacy....you make me look like a fool....and you make a mockery of my destiny. Not the one holding the camera, but everyone watching through it. You're ingrates too. All I ever wanted, was to be your hero, and now I have to force that on you, because I know better. I'm going to save you, but you're making it oh so hard for me to believe you deserve it. Stop testing my patience, because it's running out. A King can be benevolent, or a King can be cruel. So far, what I've shown....is mercy. I'm running out.

The War Kings approached Tack Angel and surprisingly bent down to kneel.

Tack Angel: This is a surprise. What brought this on?

Hazen: Even though I didn't tap, I lost that match. We have suffered losses. Despite still having the World Team Championship Rings, we have been ostracized from our countries. Euroland has abandonded us. We now pledge ourselves fully to the Crystal Kingdom. I tried to blow you up twice, and you stand with the glorious 4-Crown. It is obvious, that are a true King. We will now longer use the name.

Tack Angel: You wish you be citizens, no, KNIGHTS of Crystal Heaven, then that is exactly what you'll be. You'll always have a home in the Crystal Kingdom, as all do who seek asylum. See? This is mercy. I'm not holding a grudge from the past. You've shown respect and humility. Therefore you will now be my "Stardust Crusaders", and together we'll conquer all of EBW, not to destroy it, but to save it. To be better....and be merciful. Mercy...is a very limited commodity. I won't waste it. If I don't think you're worthy of you, you will not receive it. I have two very important pieces of business tonight, regarding two men. *grabs the Lakitu again* For one of you tonight, you'd better be ready, because we're going to have a serious talk. For the other, get ready for your greatest moment in wrestling, and the hardest loss you'll ever feel. Don't worry Mike, despite the way you've treated me over the years, I still kind of like you. I'll make sure Isiah can still chew food after this.





Apple Kid: Welcome to EBW: Xcite! We're BACK in the Renegade Arena for one night before we head to the Aloha Islands for the E1 Climax 2021! This isn't just a filler episode though. We have a LOT to cover tonight!

Good News Gary: Good News Everyone! I'm here too, and it IS really good news, because The Shark Order are going to have representative in the E1 Climax AND Danny Leung didn't get chewed up in that match!

Apple Kid: You uh...liking your new job?

Good News Gary: They've helped me to let go of Rains. I'm free now. Pinkies up for progress!

Apple Kid: Right. So is this the commentary combination we're going with? This show has suffered without Tommy and Nerma. Hope you guys know that. We have a 4-Crown World Champion Championship Match tonight, as Tack Angel will take on the Men's TUE winner Isiah Muscle. The Women's TUE Winner, and apparent leader of the invading Skulls & Bones Darkness Aoi, will take on Alison Chains. Those are two big main events!

Good News Gary: We'll see the TUE Women mix it up with some of the women ENN hired to boost the divsion. You're going to get a sneak peak of what this new line up has to offer. Moira Less, Wendy Mustang, Hilda Iceheart, and Korra, the would be wife of Tack Angel. Mav Valentine and Ilya Fedorovich are going to mix it up. After The Great Eagleland Bash, the War Kings are reeling from defeat, will they be able to stage a comeback?

Apple Kid: We're opening this all up with a huge match! The EBW World Tag Team Championships are on the line, as Trevor Mach and Derek Mach defend against Jammer and Vape of Dan Club! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Trevor Mach(c)/Derek Mach(c)[o] beat Jammer/Vape[x] via Chaos Theory -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-The opening match saw Fenrir take on Jammer and Vape for the EBW World Tag Team Championships. A fast paced, high energy start to the show, as the cousins Mach worked in tandem to chop down Vape while keeping Jammer to the mat. A fun back and forth saw Trevor and Jammer do a mime mirror spot for a second after both of them ran the ropes in identical fashion. Trevor dared Jammer to go for the Chaos Dunk, which is supposed to be banned, but Mach escaped and brought down Jammer for the Armbar attempt. Vape came in to try and splash Trevor, but he rolled out of the way, Jammer getting the full brunt of the impact. With the Slam Master out of commission by his own partner, Derek was somehow able to brute force a Chaos Theory on Vape, in an incredible show of strength. The one eyed Derek still had some tricks as he rolled up Vape for the pin and the title defense!

Apple Kid: Great way to open the show there. The Machs are still sharp as ever. I started around the same time as Trevor. I'm an EBW legend if you really think about it.

Good News Gary: Why'd you ever stop?

Apple Kid: I...I don't know? Probably shouldn't have huh.

Good News Gary: I think we're all expecting Tack Angel to come out now.

Apple Kid: Oh...but that's not who we're getting apparentl-

Void: You wanted me Derek Mach, and here I am. I wouldn't rush me just yet though. You don't know where THEY might be hiding.

Derek Mach: You. I don't know what you're up to, but it needs to stop.

Void: Why? Why does it need to stop? Who said it needs to stop? What authority do they hold over mind and matter? Rules are arbitrary. You follow them because you're told to. Breaking holds no karmic ramifications, save for your own guilt, which you insist upon yourself. We discussed this once you and I, when I needed to submerge, and I handed you a cause. You had too much of conscience left to perform the task. A mistake I don't intend to make ever again. I handed you the keys to the Kingdom.

Derek Mach: You showed me a way, like the ways I have lived before. Things change. I had to live a different way. You can say whatever shit you want about nihilism, but-

Void: Your son. He changed things. Plugged you into the illusion. Made you a part of the arbitrary. That is YOUR weakness, but don't worry, it's not one I intend to exploit. I don't need to. I'll make an example out of you and you alone. Call it mercy if you wish, but it's simply the most straight forward approach. I will face you in the ring, as the E1 Climax Finale. I choose that for a reason. The E1 holds a significance to people. To Trevor Mach, it's where he got his life back. To you, it's the scene of your biggest failing. To me, it holds no significance, but if it will maximize the eyes feasting upon my glorious violence, then it will suffice. Void vs. "Void" in essence. Reality will crush fantasy. I will gouge out your remaining eye, and drink the blood from the wound. Why? Why not?

Derek Mach: .....

Trevor Mach: Dude...that shit's hardcore.

Derek Mach: My eye hurts just thinking about it actually. You want to put on a show? You want to be the evangelist again? I don't know why you ever left and handed me that role in the first place, but I will admit, I relished it for a while. I'm going to relish it even more when I send you back where you came from. I will see you at the Finale.

Backstage

Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, with someone I couldn't be prouder of. Christina Angel the Women's World and Television Champion. Like father, like daughter am I right? EBW is ruled by Angels! It's so great!

Christina Angel: I'm glad you're thrilled I guess, but we're not here to talk about my Dad, and we're not here to talk about these right now. These titles are important, but I'm feeling bit betrayed, obviously. Darkness Aoi, you were responsible for all of these problems? All the strife. All the chaos. The mass exodus? Hope had to get her finger reattached because of YOU!? You must have thought that was all hilarious while you were standing right in front of me, acting like a contestant of TUE. I guess I should have seen it coming. You were a bad contestant. You had Erica vibes all about you. You knew better. You wanted to be in control. You didn't care who you hurt. Real familiar. I think you need to realize that yes, you DO have a shot against me now, but I know who you are, and I know what you look like, and if I could run through the whole of Eisenritter in one night to dethrone Erica, then I can do the same to you. That being said, I'm not here to talk about me anymore. I'm done. Tonight, we have the Women of EBW ready to fight it out. Two from TUE and two found by Chaz Hardcastle. We're rebuilding, whether you want us to or not Aoi. The heart of EBW's Women's Division has always been found in its tenacity, and inability to give up. You might find a show out there with a bigger roster, getting more matches per week. That might be a thing. But we are going to make a stand, and I will plant myself at the top and call myself ACE. If you want these titles or this division, you have to go through me. Heh, I guess I did have a little more to say about myself. Caught up in the moment. Ladies, good luck. Alison, kick her ass tonight.

Makoto Angel: Christina is full of purpose! Tack with the 4-Crown, Duvalie's Valkyries with the Women's World Tag, the Stardust Crusaders with the World Team Rings, and now Christina with both singles titles! I feel proud to be a member of my family, even when we're discouraged. However, I personally want to apologize to my family for trusting Subculture with the Mars Championship. I didn't want to bring it up with Christina here, but that was really a rude thing to do Subculture. You used me to hurt Tack, and although he has already forgiven me, I haven't forgiven myself yet. *sniff* I wish you would apologize. I-

Subculture: Hey Makoto, calm down please. I'm right here. I was just getting my hand checked out by the Doc. Turns out it's going to be OK, I just nearly broke it punching your husband's face in. I do want to say I'm sorry to you. I'm sorry. Not for that son of a bitch you're married to, pardon the language, but I'm sorry to you. I wanted a Plan B. Whether or not I walked out with the title, I wanted him to know what was coming his way. You just happened to be the one to answer the door. So I am sorry to hurt you. As for taking the title under false pretenses? I'm sorry....SORRY I DIDN'T DO IT EARLIER! Hahaha!

Makoto Angel: *gasp*

2. Women's 4-Way: Wendy Mustang beat Moira Lees, Korra[x], and Hilda Iceheart via Slingshot Flipping Lariat -> Pin
-An exciting showcase for the new ladies, as they presented style, character, and big action to the ring. The ladies brought out their best, with Moira Lees mouthing off and brawling, Hilda Iceheart being cold and methodical, and Korra flexing to the crown and letting her Avatar ego get the better of her. Wendy Mustang was far and away the stand out though, as she hit an impressive Slingshot Flipping Lariat on the would be Angel to score the pin.

Apple Kid: Wow! Great match there, and Wendy Mustang was looking real sharp. She's a cowgirl, she's a brawler, she's a great talent that could potentially be the next big thing in the division. You can see her calling out her fellow TUE member Darkness Aoi, calling her traitor. We might see another match up between those two if anyone can control Aoi now.

3. Singles: Mav Valentine beat Ilya Fedorovich via DQ
-The Blood 4 Blood war with the newly named Stardust Crusaders continued with Mav Valentine taking on Ilya. A battle of the young upstarts, looking to be the top name. Mav, fighting hard to get back to title contention. Blistering strikes and back and forth action saw both men go to the outside, where out of nowhere Radzi Schrieffer attacked, forcing a DQ. The two men battered Mav, until Picky and Subculture ran out to make the save.

Apple Kid: That's a new tactic from the former War Kings. They pledge themselves to the Crystal Heaven Kingdom, and now they're attacking like this? We could be seeing a whole new side from these Stardust Crusaders.

Backstage

Tack Angel was standing by a monitor, with Uranus, Neptune, Duvalie Angel, Ines, and Ennea. A would be Angel wife in a battered Korra was shyly standing off to the side.

Tack Angel: It's good to be back in a building for this moment, because I need a monitor. I want to show you something. I want to show you all the kind of person Trevor Mach is, and yes I know, I have 4 title belts to defend very soon, but a King always has many responsibilities. More than you'll ever know, and I follow through on all of them. Lessons were handed out, and titles were taken. I am the King of Crystal Heaven, and the 4-Crown King of EBW, so you will listen while I speak, and you will watch when I show you something. I'd say please, but we're way beyond that. You got please before you all booed me, my wives, and my children. You BOO my little children?! You think I'm the villain? Take a look in the mirror. Your self reflection will have to wait, because someone has something of mine. A prized possession. Rumor has it he was wearing around one day. Other rumors are that the belt has been used in perverted scenarios. I don't want to think about it at this moment. The problem is you're all cheering. I can hear it from back here. You LOVE that he STOLE my property, and you LOVE that he and that little bastard Subculture tricked my poor wife Makoto! You tricked her! She sees the best in everyone, and believed you Subculture! I will come back around to you again, and I will hurt that hand of your even more until you beg for forgiveness from her, and THEN from me! I guess you're expecting some jokes? Some silly shenanigans? Waiting for Tack to make an ass of himself? That's in the past. The past is exactly what I want to show you. We called it, the TnT Show. Remember Trevor? Roll it.

The TnT Show

Trevor Mach: And that's when I said "Don't Hunt, what you can't kill." Then I blew up the SS Anne!

Tack Angel: I know...I was there. We ALL were there. It was Death Queen Island. We got stranded with a terrorist!

Trevor Mach: BUT, you weren't hostage on a boat anymore. I mean, I guess I could've taken back the boat like Under Siege. Oh dammit, I SHOULD HAVE taken by back the boat like Under Siege! The best ideas always come AFTER the fact!

Tack Angel: They were willing to air lift us out too, but you were like "If I don't believe it can fly will it fall out of the sky like in Peter Pan?" Do you hear yourself sometimes?

Trevor Mach: I try not to.

Tack Angel: Heh. You're crazy, but I'm glad you're safe and sound. You put a stop to a lot of nonsense.

Trevor Mach: Nonsense is putting it lightly chum! We're going to take a quick break, but when we come back, we're all going to watch a game of Double Dare! Like always I pick the Red Team, and Tack picks the Grey Team.

Tack Angel: You mean Blue?

Trevor Mach: It's Blue? Huh. Right, the Blue Team. See you in a bit. And we're off.

Tack Angel: Are you color blind?

Trevor Mach: Hm? No. No I don't think so. I see the same couple of primary colors as anyone else.

Tack Angel: Wait what?

Trevor Mach: Show is going good so far.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I think so too. Really am glad you're OK. I would have missed my buddy.

Trevor Mach: Appreciate that pal. Bros for life.

Tack Angel: Yeah?

Trevor Mach: Of course man! You're awesome! I'll blow up a ship for you. Just don't ask me to like....sacrifice myself blowing up a space station or something. I might have to mull that one over.

Tack Angel: Blow up a space station? Where do you come up with this stuff?

Trevor Mach: *shrugs*

Backstage

Tack Angel: It brings a tear to my eye. Not because I miss our friendship, but because I ever believed you in the first place. You tormented and bullied me, just like everyone else, but you were worse about it, because you claimed to be my best friend and brother. You wouldn't accept my new life. At one point, you even tried to take my daughter from me, so I always felt justified in doing what I've done to you. I at least warned you. I gave you an option. That was more than you ever gave me. That's the kind of man that you all cheer for. This guy blew up a boat on a whim. You know that? He staged a hostage situation and made me shoot him once, that's where I begin to wonder if he deserved more than a flesh wound. I HATE you for making me think that. I am a King, and I will live my life the way I want, and so far, by embracing it, my family has gotten bigger. I have gotten stronger, and Crystal Heaven has prospered. I'd say that is a net positive. I'd say Trevor Mach was a drain on my life. When I'm done tonight, I demand you come out and you hand me back what is mine, and you KNEEL! This will never be over until you kneel. Stomping out that ego of yours just a bit, and teaching you humility, will be one of the biggest accomplishments of my life. I'm sure even your wife would thank me. The one we're not supposed to talk about by name any more, but a King will do as he pleases. TALI, you want to thank me? Show gratitude for a humble husband? Get on your knees too. Don't go any farther than that though, because I already have Lady M's to do that for me.

4. Women's Singles: Darkness Aoi beat Alison Chains via Package Piledriver -> Pin
-A rough and tumble brawl. Chains wanted to hurt Aoi, but Aoi was counting on it. Both women were giving it all they had, in a bloody contest, that the crowd was eating up. Even Chaz Hardcastle could be seen smiling at the violence on display. The other members of Aoi's group surrounded the ring, but never engaged. Chains was willing to DQ herself to hurt Aoi, and wrapped her arm in barbed wire. Aoi dodged a lariat attempt, and kicked Chains hard in the midsection before hitting a Package Piledriver for the win.

After the match, the three masked women rolled into the ring with Darkness Aoi, and they kicked Alison Chains out of the ring as she continued to try and fight them

Darkness Aoi: If you want to get any insight on who we are, what we've done, and what we're doing next, you'll keep out of the ring. Christina, "Coach", that goes especially for you. Face of a division...a division about to be dismantled by us. The "Skulls & Bones"? Not exactly. That's not who we actually are at all. See Tess wanted results, and to that end, she looked over the names of talent she wanted to help her build her vision. She paid us, like mercenaries, to do the opposite. Burn the place down. We sent how many of you cowards packing? They created a whole other promotion just to get away from us. My failure of a "partner" from Edo even tried to warn you, before she joined the cowards. That's brings us to now. You know who I am. You don't know who these three are. Are they women you know, or those you don't yet know? Yes. What are we going to do next? Seems obvious to me. I infiltrated The Ultimate EBW to size up Christina Angel and Hope Mach, the so called Aces of the current division. What a joke. I won The Ultimate EBW so I could take the most coveted prize in Women's Wrestling. Why? Because of malice? Because of spite? Hatred over having to ply my craft in Edo and not Eagleland? No. It's a lot more simple than that. While you Erica, standing on the stage, are breathing fire, wanting to take back control with passion, hatred, defiance, and every other emotion you've got, you'll find that we have a much simpler motivation. We're getting paid.

Paradise Collection Locker Room

Sal Paradise paced back and forth on a cell phone as Isiah Muscle sat, shaking his leg with nervous anticipation. Mike sat down beside him.

Kinniku Mike: You going to be OK kid?

Isiah Muscle: Biggest night of my life. Everything at stake. Oh sure, I'm going to be fine.

Kinniku Mike: Heh. Come on Isiah, show me that cocky swagger. The Strong Tits remember?

Isiah Muscle: I only got here because of mimicking you and-

Kinniku Mike: You got here on your own. You did it. Now got out there and show them that you deserve to be here. For what it's worth, I'm damn proud of you.

Isiah Muscle: ...It's worth a lot.

Sal Paradise: Alright kid, they're ready for you. It's showtime.

Isiah Muscle: *sigh* Just the biggest match of my life. How bad could it be?

Isiah got up and left the room. Guys like Benjamin and Bashin Dan were outside to wish him luck. So were his new friends in Eiji Hino and the Point Man. He throught he saw Shrieker chasing a woman down a hallway, but was pushed forward to the biggest test of his fledgling career.

5. EBW 4-Crown World Championship:

Tack Angel(c) beat Isiah Muscle via Head Kick x Wrist Clutch Angel Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense!

-Main event time, as Isiah Muscle made the biggest challenge of his rookie career, by taking on the 4-Crown King Tack Angel. Tack came out with his usual fanfare, trying to instill his regal aura upon the ring, and intimidate Isiah. The young kid psyched himself up, ready for a battle. He came out of the corner quickly and surprising flurried Tack. The crowd was firmly behind him as he landed a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Tack quickly turned the tables with a solid head kick. Isiah was on the ropes, as Tack showed off a little, hitting a perfect Moonsault. He didn't pin Isiah, but landed head kicks instead. Mike even seemed ready to throw in the towel, but Tack showed "mercy" by CLUTCHING the WRIST for the Angel Driver. 1-2-3, Tack Angel retained the 4-Crown World Championships.

Apple Kid: The kid had a good start, but Tack is champ for a reason. He's 4-Crown KING for a very good reason. Isiah just found that out, as Kinniku Mike helps him out of the ring.

Feathers rained from the ceiling, as Tack hoisted up his belts. As he celebrated his title defense, Trevor appeared on the stage, with a box in his hand, and in the other hand, a rope, which he used to cart out a wheat thresher.

Trevor Mach: Well done Tack, you beat a kid having his first real match, under the most intense pressure he ever could have felt. What a win for you. I'd golf clap, but my hands are full.

Tack Angel: *heavy breathing* Here he comes, to steal the thunder.

Trevor Mach: Hey, you told me we were gonna have a talk, so let's talk. You think I've been a horrible friend and brother to you, but you showed the clip. I blew up a boat for you, and everyone else. I blew up a space station, and got launched to the moon once, not for my health, but for you, and for everyone else! You forget that at one point, I locked you and Amy in a room to work out your problems. You know Amy, your ACTUAL wife!

Tack Angel: See? That right there. You can hide behind other things that just happened to benefit me, but deep down, you're just disrespecting me! You won't respect my family!

Trevor Mach: I love your kids! I always respected Amy! You can NOT love that many wives equally. You can't do it. That's my belief. That's a fact! Simple as that! You don't have to like it! I never stopped you from *bleep*ing around on your wife, but that's what you're doing, and no, I don't respect that. I never have. I think it's trash. I thought you were better than that, so I guess we both let each other down. Whatever. I can live with it. I do have a wife, one wife, a best friend that I can rely on. However, you turned into the biggest hypocrite with that retraining order and the threat against my children, and I used your weapon, I waited for this moment right here Tack.

Tack Angel: Your "patience" was forced on you. I had to teach you to stay away. I didn't want you to lose your kids. I wanted you to apologize, be humble, and kneel.

Trevor Mach: Ain't happening jack ass. It's not my fault you can't take a joke. It's not my fault that you want more and more and never get enough. You want to be a glory hog, an egotist, and a sadist? That's your call man, but that's on you. You've done all of this, and it's time Tack. Remember the wheel? It all comes around.

Tack Angel: I never liked your stupid 80's quotes. In fact screw the 80's! Screw you! You're a liar and thief! You have my property, and I want it back!

Trevor Mach: Oh, you mean the Mars Championship. Dude, it's a little messy, I have to admit. The wife and I, we "wrestled" for it.

Tack Angel: I heard. Trust me. You don't have Lakitus on your farm somehow, but I've got eyes and ears all over the place. Disgraceful. You judge me, a KING, but you defile my heirloom. Something you KNOW matters to me. I see you put it in a box? Don't want to touch it? Couldn't even clean it? Sanitize it? You bastard. I want you, to place the box on the stage and leave NOW!

Trevor Mach: You know that's not going to happen. You know what I want. You know why this box is here for. You know why this wheat thresher is here. You will tear up that restraining order, and say out loud that you have no intentions of ever trying that shit again, and THEN you're going to give a shot at the 4-Crown World Championship. You're going to give ME what I'm due, or this box goes into the thresher. That's your choice. :

Tack Angel: How dare you. Damn you for this. You're going to pay. Subculture is going to pay. You'll all pay, because a King does NOT respond to threats, doesn't negotiate with terrorists, and does NOT put up with bullies.

Trevor Mach: I think you're expecting your "Stardust Crusaders" to step in and save the day, but my brothers are making sure that doesn't happen, because we ALL want this. I think I even got Benjamin back there helping out? Jammer and Vape too, and I just beat their asses. That's how much they can't stand you. It's you and me "pal". You HAVE to make this choice, or I'll choose it for you. In fact, I think I'll have some of that classic impatience, and just toss this box in right no-

Tack Angel: STOP! Are you all watching this? You see it? Once again, I'm being bullied. A King has to choose between his pride and his prize. That title belt means a lot to me, and you know it. You're using it against me, holding it hostage!

Trevor Mach: You can have this box! All you have to do is agree to-

Tack Angel: What? Rip this up? This order? You want me to tear it up? You want your title match? Maybe it IS time for you to be FORCED to kneel. Maybe I've let you stew enough. Imagine how mad you'll be if I beat you at this, like I can beat you at everything else. You always called luck my superpower, but it's skill, and I'm going to show you. You want the most personal, the most brutal, and the most humiliating battle we've ever had?! You ready to lose everything? FINE! YOU'VE GOT IT! The King will humble you!

Trevor Mach: Well then, you know what you have to do. I'll give you this box, if you come up here, and throw that order in the thresher.

Tack Angel: Fine.

Tack walked up to the thresher, and stared down Trevor, before throwing the order into the thresher.

Tack Angel: I don't need a restraining order anymore, nor will I try to get another one. I'm not afraid of this thresher, and I'm not afraid of you. There. It's shredded. Happy? Now give me what I want.

Trevor Mach: The box? You want what's in the box?

Tack Angel: ....You bastard, I see what you've done. You think this is funny!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but it's gonna get better.

Trevor opened the box to reveal a toy belt.

Tack Angel: What?! What the hell?! You liar! Where's my actual belt!?

Trevor Mach: I never said I was going to give you the belt back in this conversation. I said, throw away that order and give me my title match, and I'd give you the box! I've done it. Like you, I've done exactly what I said I was going to do, and it's your fault for taking the bait!

Tack Angel: WHERE IS MY BELT!?

Trevor Mach: My ONE wife and I "wrestled" for it remember? Well the match ended in a Double TKO, BUT I let her have it anyways!

Tack Angel: WHAT?! WHAT?! DO NOT CHEER THAT! WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: If you want it back, you gotta get it from Tali now! If I were you though, I'd remember something.

Tack Angel: What's that?

Trevor Mach: You're face to face with a VERY HUNGRY WOLF RIGHT NOW!

Trevor headbutt Tack Angel in the face, forcing him to stumble back, with blood immediately spurting from his nose. Just then, the Stardust Crusaders showed up to back up Tack and guard him, while Blood 4 Blood came out to help Trevor. Tack tried to jump over the Crusaders to get to Trevor, but they held him back, as the crowd roared and cheered with approval. The match was FINALLY going to happen. Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach for the 4-Crown World Championship!

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