Strong Style Forever » EBW

Machismo · 10/16/2023 12:49 am

The show opened with footage of backstage, where Ness and Crono sat back while Poo, w00t, and two masked men trashed the area, flipping catering over to boot. They locked horns with Renegade Security as Poo set fire to the catering table, nearly setting off the sprinklers if not for timely extinguisher intervention. Two figures walked into the area after the ruckus moved on from there.

Jason Boomtown: Uh…hello? Where is everybody? We were supposed to meet up with Mr. Grouch?

Sal Paradise: Catering? Look….what they did….to catering….

Jason Boomtown: *gasp* The horror….the horror.

Sal Paradise: Was that….potato salad? NOOOOO!!!

“Skillet - Feel Invincible”

Tommy Dukes: Wow! Welcome to Love’s Arena in Valentine, and Metal Militia nearly burned the place down before the show even started! Was that LoveBoom back there?! You never know WHO is going to show up on Havok!

Nerma: Welcome Renegades! Havok is here in Valentine and WE LOVE VALENTINE! We want to have the Renegades and Lady Renegades of Havok present the BEST wrestling in the world to you, buuuuut we have an invader on our hands. Mav Valentine from Valentine is here, and I KNOW YOU WANT TO CHEER! I know you do, but we love you MORE! Just because he’s from here, doesn’t MEAN you have to cheer for him! You can cheer for us! We LOVE you! Look, this is Gene the Janitor.

Gene the Janitor: Hello.

Nema: Gene Gene the Sex Machine is FROM HERE! He’s from VALENTINE! See? We have people from Valentine too! Thanks Gene!

Gene the Janitor: I’m just a temp-

Nerma: I SAID THANKS GENE!

Tommy Dukes: We have so much in store for you tonight, as we haunt our way over to Demon Boogie 3, which will be LIVE from Zombie U in Threed. Bring the air freshener for that one! It’s going to be a big night of fights, invasions, catering destruction, gamer girls, and a big main event that will see Blood 4 Blood and Metal Militia continue their epic war. World Champion Trevor Mach and Television Champion Subculture will join forces against Ness and Poo. How could you NOT want to see that?!

Nerma: I want to see w00t wrestle tonight in that Tanooki Suit! He’ll be taking on the “Trigger Man” himself.

Tommy Dukes: All of the known members of the invading Militia are in action tonight, plus we KNOW that the two masked members are in the house too! Will we find out who they are? Let’s not waste anymore time and get right to it shall we? We’re opening the show with a Battle Royale, with a VIP Card at stake! What one time power and authority will this card provide? We have no idea! Let’s get a winner and find out shall we? LET’S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

EBW: Havok
Love’s Arena, Valentine
ENT

1. VIP Card Battle Royale: Seto Kaiba vs. Zyro Kurogane vs. Mike Thunder vs. Pirate Bill vs. Fighter Daron vs. Johnny Starbound vs. Ilya Fedorovich vs. Benjamin
-The arena was charged with excitement as eight of the top Renegades in EBW squared off in a Battle Royale. The ring was packed with talent, and the crowd could hardly contain their enthusiasm as the competitors prepared for this high-stakes contest. As the bell rang, chaos erupted in the ring. The wrestlers immediately started brawling, and alliances formed and dissolved as they fought for supremacy. Mike Thunder, known for his power, began eliminating opponents left and right. Fighter Daron, shockingly eliminated him, but the crowd gave no reaction whatsoever, which perplexed Daron right into getting eliminated by Benjamin. Pirate Bill, living up to his persona, unleashed a series of high-risk moves befitting a swashbuckling pirate. Johnny Starbound, with his agile and lucha-inspired offense, dazzled the audience with his acrobatics. Ilya Fedorovich, a powerhouse in the ring, tossed several competitors over the top rope with his raw strength. Benjamin, the heroic figure, fought valiantly, earning the support of the fans. Amid the chaos, Seto Kaiba struck at Benjamin, but got tossed with a Judo like throw out of the ring. As the Battle Royale reached its climax, Zyro Kurogane and Benjamin emerged as the final two competitors. They were evenly matched, and the tension was palpable. It appeared that the match could go either way. But then, in a shocking turn of events, Seto Kaiba, still on the outside, reached up and pulled down the top rope, assisting Zyro Kurogane in eliminating Benjamin. Zyro Kurogane was the winner, as Mike Thunder, Isiah Muscle, Johnny Starbound AND Seto Kaiba rolled into the ring to celebrate.
Winner: Zyro Kurogane last eliminating Benjamin

Tommy Dukes: Wow! Zyro-K got the win with help from Seto Kaiba?! What is he doing in the ring with Samurai Ifrit?! He’s grabbing the mic!

Seto Kaiba: Impressive Zyro-K…very impressive. I also saw you enter the building in a suit today. Valentino Couture am I right? I would know, I own three myself. Can I see the VIP Card? You can hold it, I just wish to look at it. Subtle off white coloring…the tasteful thickness of it. It even has a watermark. Impressive…very nice. My cards have raised lettering personally, but still “The Rumble” does not cut corners. You know I have money Zyro-K…you know I have a lot of money…and everything has a price. The question is, how much do you want….for the card?

Johnny Starbound: Hey now, you think you can just BUY the success that comes with being a member of Samurai Ifrit?! I don’t think so! We’re the creme de la creme, and-

Zyro Kurogane: Excuse me Starbound, are you speaking for Zyro-K BEY-BEEEEY!? I don’t think so! YOU lost this match, and you lost the Television Championship to one Subculture of Blood 4 Blood. We don’t like that. We will have the Team Rings. Mike and Isiah are still the World Tag Team Champions. YOU…are no longer the Television Champion…so just simmer down and stand back. Seto…you and I both have seen what this card says. We both know what power it has. It’s a high risk sell.

Seto Kaiba: High risk…*writes check*...high reward.

Zyro Kurogane: Let me just see tha- You just bought yourself a VIP Card. Pleasure doing business with you.

Mike Thunder: How much did he fork ove-UUUUUUUUU!!!! The champagne is flowing tonight!

Seto Kaiba: Our business isn’t over Zyro-K. You and I have worked together in the past. We butted heads a little, but it’s a cutthroat sport, so I’ll consider that part and parcel. It helps to have “friends” in high places. I’m proposing a merger. Kaiba Corp. will sponsor Samurai Ifrit, and as such I will Co-Lead the venture.

Zyro Kurogane: …Interesting proposal….however…we already have the four of us, and-

Seto Kaiba: Correction, you only have three. I’m invoking the VIP Card right now. The card says that I can have anyone on the roster fired on the spot! A bold card to give out when you’re in the middle of a war that needs star power, but “The Rumble” has provided my opportunity. Johnny Starbound, you are henceforth FIRED from Havok!

“The Rumble” appeared on the big screen, as Renegade Security came down the ramp.

Darius Grouch: I had a feeling that card would not last long. The temptation too great? Apparently so. Security, give Johnny Starbound the help he needs.

Johnny Starbound: Hey! What?! NO! WAIT! ZYRO-K!

Zyro Kurogane: WAIT! Johnny….listen to me…I’m gonna need that ring.

Johnny Starbound: WHAT?!

Mike Thunder and Isiah Muscle attacked Johnny from behind. They pulled his Team Ring off and handed it to Zyro Kurogane, before tossing a fighting and shouting Starbound to Renegade Security.

Zyro Kurogane: Well Seto Kaiba…or should I say….”Partner?” I believe this World Team Ring…belongs to you.

Seto Kaiba: Outstanding.

The crowd booed as Seto and Kurogane shook hands. The feed suddenly cut out.

WE ARE METAL MILITIA!

Poo: Is this thing on? Are you paying attention EBW? You’d be surprised at what you can do, when you’ve got the Mu. I can turn off any and all emotions. It’s about control. I am in control of myself. w00t has control over himself now too, don’t you w00t?

w00t: S-S-S-So happy to be here! I LOVE IT! I’M F-F-F-F-FREE!

Poo: See? We found him broken and shattered. He was wandering…literally…mumbling repeatedly. He could barely get a word out, just the letter “V repeatedly. We brought him in, and I rehabilitated our ally in this war, because that’s what the good guys do. We put him back together, but all the King’s horses and the King’s men won’t be able to put Havok back together when we’re done. I know we can do it. Ness is the best EBW has even seen, like Crono is the best CTW ever saw. w00t has been an absolute genius that has shaped the course of history in this sport, and the rest of them…the ones that are coming…they’ve made their mark too. What about me? Well…I know who I am. Do you Trevor? Do you know who you are? I wonder about that, if you really know who you are. I wonder if you have any guts left. Do you have the guts to face me one on one? How about in a match of MY choosing for the World Championship? You have the guts to test yourself against the Prince of Dalaam? The Master of Mu? Maybe not right? Afterall, the next event is Demon Boogie, and from what I understand Christians are terrified of a few pumpkins and ghosts costumes right? You fear the demons, and I can become the demons. When I was just a kid, I stared into the Devil’s Machine. I saw the true form of madness. You think that doesn’t stick with a guy? I fear nothing. What do you fear?

2. Singles: Cade Yaggis vs. w00t
-Next up, a highly anticipated match unfolded between "Trigger" Cade Yaggis, representing Blood 4 Blood, and w00t, a member of the Metal Militia. The feud between these two factions had escalated, and the Renegades eager to see how this battle would play out. w00t, known for his cunning and villainous nature, was stuck inside a Tanooki Suit that seemed to have a mind of its own, making him happy and malleable. He entered the ring with a plastered-on smile and unblinking eyes, an eerie sight to be sure. From the start, it was clear that w00t had the upper hand. His years of experience in the ring allowed him to dominate the match. He executed an array of technically sound moves, showcasing his prowess while maintaining that unnerving smile. Cade Yaggis was no stranger to adversity. He showed remarkable resilience as he fought against w00t's relentless smiling onslaught. w00t continued to assert his dominance, delivering a series of impactful maneuvers. It seemed as though victory was within his grasp, and he maintained his unbroken facade throughout. Cade managed to counter out of the wKo and sent his opponent crashing to the mat. It was the opening Cade needed. Cade wasted no time. He grabbed w00t and executed his signature move, the Cadebreaker. The powerful jaw-jacking maneuver left w00t dazed and disoriented, and he rolled out of the ring in a desperate attempt to recover. The referee began the count as w00t struggled to pry the Tanooki Suit off, desperate to regain his senses and return to the ring. As Poo ran down to yell for w00t to get back into the ring, the ref reached the ten count, giving Cade the victory.
Winner: Cade Yaggis via Count Out

Tommy Dukes: Well that’s a win for Cade, but he’s got to be careful because Poo is threatening to get back in the ring with w00t to finish the job. He’s calling out Trevor Mach, but the two of them will see each other in the main event, so I guess he’s fine just dragging off w00t for now.

Nerma: That guy has a lot of issues.

Tommy Dukes: w00t or Poo?

Nerma: Yes.

Gamer Girls Room

Hope Mach sat on a couch, and scratched her head at the sight in front of her, as her Senshi Championship partners sat on the floor, sloppily dressed, playing games, and munching on chips and “gamer fuel”. As they chatted, she seemed relieved that she was deaf for once, as she could see their reactions at the things Alison Chains was saying in her dazed stupor. She happily got out her Battle Spirits deck and shuffled it to bide her time.

Alison Chains: Look gamers, I’m just saying I have a lot in common with a raccoon. I have dark circles around my eyes, I eat junk, I’m a little chubby, I will fight you, and I’m possibly rabid.

Jenny James: Possibly? I’d say definitely. You foam at the mouth all the time.

Alison Chains: No no, that’s a different thing.

Jessy James: *bleep* I CAN NOT MAKE THAT JUMP!

Christy Angel: You can wall jump.

Jessy James: SINCE WHEN!?

Alison Chains: We need more snacks! Who wants to go on a snack run!

Christy Angel: I have no desire to do that, get up, or even put on pants. I will however…eat this fruit basket my Dad sent me.

Alison Chains: Ooo, let me have some of that. Eating fruit is good for you kids.

Christy Angel: What?

Alison Chains: Nothing….I don’t see the kids anymore.

Christy Angel: …..

Alison Chains: This peach fits my fruitwave aesthetic. Total snackcore vibes.

Christy Angel: I’m in my yummy snack arc. I’m such a fruitpilled peachcel.

Jenny James: What are you two TALKING ABOUT?!

Jessy James: This partnership is really working ou- I KNOW I MADE THE JUMP THAT TIME! THIS *bleep* IS STUPID!

Alison Chains: ….Hey Christy, you think now that your Dad is a bachelor he could use a Handy J?

Christy Angel: WHAT?!

Alison Chains: A Handy J. You know…help around the house.

Christy Angel: That is NOT what that means!

Alison Chains: Sure it is! I’m doing a handy job around the house to help your Dad!

Christy Angel: That’s a bad way of saying that. A terrible, horrible way of saying that.

Alison Chains: All I’m saying is I could help him out….and also jack-

3. Lady Renegades Singles: Wendy Mustang vs. Mitra Lennox
-Lady Renegades were up next, as Wendy Mustang, the smash-mouth cowgirl, Women's World Tag Champion, and former World Champion stepped into the ring to face Mitra Lennox, the well-rounded competitor influenced by MMA. A clash of King's Road and Strong Style. The match began with both Wendy and Mitra showcasing their unique strengths. Wendy was relentless in her approach, using her brawling and power moves to overwhelm Mitra. She delivered thunderous suplexes, knocking the wind out of her opponent. Mitra, on the other hand, exhibited her MMA influence with a diverse skill set. Her strikes were precise, and her grappling abilities were on full display. The contrast in styles made the contest engaging for the fans. Wendy slammed Mitra to the mat with a devastating spinebuster and Mitra seemed down for the count. However, Darkness Aoi took advantage of a distracted referee, who was checking on Mitra. She delivered a well-placed strike to Wendy, stunning her momentarily. Mitra, seizing the opportunity, stopped playing possum and swiftly trapped Wendy in a Rear Naked Choke. She locked in the submission hold, and Wendy, still disoriented from the interference, found herself in a perilous situation. The referee, realizing the danger Wendy was in, watched closely as she struggled within the clutches of the Rear Naked Choke. It became evident that Wendy was unable to escape the hold, and her consciousness began to fade. The ref called the match for Mitra, giving her a win over Wendy, as Women's World Champion Paula quickly ran out to break up the action and help her tag partner.
Winner: Mitra Lennox via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage

Paula: Hey Aoi, I don’t know what your problem is, but you’re really starting to piss me off!

Darkness Aoi: Oh I’m only starting to? I must be slipping. I’d better step it up then.

Paula: What is it you want? You want a shot at this? You can have it….AFTER….I give Wendy Mustang the rematch she DESERVES! You want to cheat her? I’m here to balance the scale. Wendy, you’re getting your rematch at Demon Boogie 3, and it’s going to be No Rules, so even IF they decide to get involved, you and I can settle up and we can get a winner.

Darkness Aoi: Of course you hide from me again. You want to put off a match with me more than anything. I deserve that shot! I’m the one leading the charge here, to get these *bleep*es to TOUGHEN UP!

Paula: I’ve heard the stories about you. Tiger Storm filled me in. Wendy Mustang knows you too. I know enough to know that you’re the real deal, but you’ll never beat me. You’re not worth my time.

Darkness Aoi: You think so? Prove it. Prove that you’re so much better. Mitra and I are challenging the two of you for the Women’s World Tag Team Championships next week on Havok!

Paula: Why wait? We’ll see you on The Storm!

Wendy Mustang: We will? We shoot and tarnation, why the heck not! I’d love nothing more. As for Demon Boogie….Paula…it’ll be an honor.

Backstage

Mrs. Xtra: Mrs. Xtra here with the World Champion Trevor Mach! Trevor was my husband’s best man at our wedding. He wore a clown nose, and even though I said it was fine and funny, I was secretly furious!

Trevor Mach: …Uh…sorry?

Mrs. Xtra: It’s cool! I’m great! I’m over it! I’m not over it! I’m fine! I’m not fine! Mav is here tonight, and that’s cheering me up!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I was just talking to hi- you sure you’re going to be alright? You’re looking at me with a lot of rage right now.

Mrs. Xtra: Uh….no I’m not!

Trevor Mach: Oh.

Mrs. Xtra: Yeah!

Trevor Mach: I uh…I wished him luck on his match tonight, even though the loss would mean us Renegades would lose out on battling it out in Valentine. It’s merely competition between us and them. It’s only a WAR for me between us and Metal Militia right now.

Mrs. Xtra: That’s right, Poo issued a challenge earlier. He questioned who you are, and questioned if you had the guts to put the title on the line against him in a match of his choosing at Demon Boogie 3. He said you might not even show up cause you’re afraid of Demons, and Halloween scares Christians and-

Trevor Mach: I heard what he said! I was listening! I stood at an awkward angle and watched it from a monitor! He questions who I am…I’m about to tell him. I’m a soldier…I’m a soldier in Christ’s army. I’m a born again, spirit-filled child of the living God. The devil can not stop me. Hell can not defeat me. The grave can not contain me. The enemy will not silence me. My life was paid for with the blood of Jesus, which makes it valuable. I’m royal, I’m eternal, I’m redeemed. I may fall down, but I won’t quit. You may think I’m weak, but He is strong. The weapons may form, but they won’t prosper. I am a warrior. I am a victor. I am a child of God. That’s who I am Poo.

Mrs. Xtra: Amazing….a very inspiring and powerful statement…and yet…you said all of that….with the clown nose still on.

Trevor Mach: I did? I forget I even have it on at this point! *honk honk*

4. Singles: Picky Minch vs. Crono
-Next up, the fans were treated to a contest between two contrasting personalities, as Picky Minch of Blood 4 Blood faced off against the man, the myth, the legendary Crono of the Metal Militia. Picky Minch, known for his grounded and submission-based wrestling style, was determined to showcase his technical prowess and win the crowd over. On the other side of the ring, Crono was precision-oriented, wasting no effort with his calculated moves designed to end things quickly and decisively. The match kicked off with Picky attempting to take control with his ground-based approach. He targeted Crono's limbs, looking to weaken him with submission holds. Picky, with his technical expertise, displayed a diverse range of mat wrestling skills, frustrating Crono's efforts. Crono, ever the cunning veteran, managed to evade many of Picky's submission attempts. He utilized his precision to avoid holds and used counters to keep himself in the match. As the match reached its climax, the tension in the arena was palpable. Picky Minch, sensing an opportunity, attempted his signature move, the Hagen Suplex. But Crono had studied his opponent well and managed to counter it. With a swift and calculated move, Crono delivered a vicious back elbow strike to Picky, the Wind Slash. Seizing the moment, he followed up with the Luminarie Double Arm DDT for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Crono via Wind Slash x Luminaire -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Crono with the win, and Picky is angry at himself as he picks himself off the mat. Crono appears to be extending his hand to Picky. Blood 4 Blood believes in the code of honor so he’ll-

Nerma: LOOK OUT!

Tommy Dukes: He’ll look out?

The two masked members of Metal Militia went high and low with lariats to knock Picky off his feet. Crono stood back as they worked over Picky. Renegade Security and the rest of Blood 4 Blood came out to get Picky out of the ring.

Tommy Dukes: Oh look out! Yeah, I was slow on the uptake there.

Nerma: That’s like when I scold you! Takes you forever to figure out why!

Tommy Dukes: You COULD just tell me!

Nerma: Women don’t do that!

Tommy Dukes: SO I’VE NOTICED!

Nerma: Oh you figured THAT out?

Ad Break!

The following air time has been paid for by ENN, Xcite, and President Swift

Swift: Money really does talk. It gives me air time on a competing network! Streaming really is taking a big bite isn’t it? You know who I am, and if you don’t, what is wrong with you? You must be out of your mind! This is the REAL WORLD Champion Rama Raju.

Rama Raju: …..

Swift: We stand by the champ. He got that pinfall at the E1 as far as I’m concerned, no offense to you Trev, but that’s the way I see it. We have the best champions in the world on the Xcite Brand, but we’re about to add one more. We’re about to add a whole other division, that’s going to change the game, and we’re going back to the beginning to get there. Three letters to entice you to watch Xcite next week from Mid-South, which is now an ally of the Xcite Brand! All I need are three letters. C! X! J!

-

Tommy Dukes: We uh…we just aired that? Come on ENT!

Nerma: WE’RE IN A WAY HERE! JEEEEEEZ!

5. Sengoku Rules ⅔ Falls[Valentine Control]: Dougie Mach vs. Mav Valentine<Xcite>
-With the next match, tensions were running high as Mav Valentine from the Xcite Brand clashed with Dougie Mach, representing the Havok Brand. Mav had boldly invaded Havok Brand territory, and this monumental showdown was set to determine who would have the right to hold shows in Valentine. The stipulation: a Sengoku Rules 2/3 Falls match, a test of endurance and skill. The match commenced with a sense of urgency, both competitors aware of the high stakes. Dougie Mach, was underestimated by Mav, but with Rhea screaming from ringside, Doug Doug went to work to try and impress her. He surprised the audience by securing the first fall with a Dynamic DDT off Bret's rope. A shocked Mav Valentine, facing the prospect of defeat, knew he had to rally, as this was former World Champion Dougie Mach in the ring, and not the more recent Dougie. His experience and determination drove him forward, and he found an opportunity to turn the match in his favor. He executed a crafty move, whipping Dougie into a turnbuckle, and as his opponent rebounded, Mav rolled him up, securing the second fall. The score was now tied at one fall apiece. The third fall would decide the match and the fate of shows in Valentine. Mav Valentine surged forward. He managed to gain the upper hand, setting up his signature move, the Mav Buster. With the big finisher, and the Place Popper Advantage in full effect, Mav was able to secure the pinfall and the victory. Mav Valentine with the win meant that Valentine took Valentine for Xcite.
-Dougie Mach pinned Mav Valentine via Dynamic DDT -> Pin
-Mav Valentine pinned Dougie Mach via Roll Up -> Pin
-Mav Valentine pinned Dougie Mach via Mav Buster -> Pin
Winner: Mav Valentine -> Valentine claimed by Xcite!

Nerma: NO! NO! NO! COME ON DOUGIE! COME OOOON!

Tommy Dukes: *sigh* Well he tried, but Mav Valentine had those home field advantage.

Nerma: Why though? Why did he have the advantage? Because he grew up around here? That means nothing! Why do people care so much?! It has no bearing on you that HE grew up here! You two didn’t both suck up awesome rays from living within the same invisible city limits! I don’t understand it!

Tommy Dukes: Place popping people. *sigh*

Nerma: Don’t worry Valentien, we WILL return to liberate you someday! Time to go.

Tommy Dukes: We can’t go! We still have the main eve-

Nerma: AN XCITE CITY DOESN’T DESERVE OUR MAIN EVENT!

Tommy Dukes: Honey, it’s not their fault! We love the fans no matter what! Just a take a deep breath. It’s going to be OK!

Nerma: *sigh* I’m very competitive.

Tommy Dukes: I know honey. Oh, don’t I know it!

Backstage

Johnny Starbound was being dragged out of the building by security when…

Johnny Starbound: YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! LET ME GO! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

?: Hold on just a moment. Put him down.

Johnny Starbound: Eh? Where are you?

?: Don’t worry about that. You’re in a crisis, and I bring an opportunity. Are you interested?

Johnny Starbound: …..

6. Tag: Trevor Mach/Subculture vs. Ness/Poo
-Main event time, as Blood 4 Blood represented by the World Champion Trevor Mach and Television Champion Subculture, faced off against the formidable legendary duo from Metal Militia, Ness and Poo. A huge match for longtime fans of EBW. The match began with Trevor Mach and Poo squaring off in the ring. The tension between the two was palpable, with Poo's attempts to get under Trevor's skin creating a fiery atmosphere. Subculture and Ness watched intently from the corners, ready to enter the fray when called upon. The action unfolded with hard-hitting moves and grappling maneuvers, showcasing the diverse talents of both teams. Trevor and Poo scrambled in a back and forth effort, before returning to their feet. Trevor tried to stomach his anger and offered a handshake, but Poo spit at his feet, and got a headbutt and a headlock takeover for his troubles. Trevor Mach tagged in Subculture, who climbed to Bret's rope and launched himself off it, hitting Poo with a diving punch. The crowd cheered with excitement as Subculture went for a quick pin, but Poo kicked out at two. Subculture locked Poo in an armbar, attempting to wear down his opponent. Poo escaped and tagged in Ness, who connected with a powerful high knee strike to Subculture's midsection, shifting the momentum. Ness whipped Subculture into the ropes and set up for a big move, rebounding off the ropes and delivering a flying lariat. He went for the pin, but Subculture kicked out at two. Blood 4 Blood attempted a double-team maneuver, but w00t distracted the referee from the outside, allowing Poo to hit a low blow on Subculture. Ness followed up with a snap suplex, showcasing his technical skill. Ness tagged in Poo, and they proceeded to isolate Subculture in their corner, with Poo delivering a stiff clothesline in the corner. Subculture needed to make a tag, and he finally managed to tag in Trevor Mach. Trevor Mach entered the ring with a vengeance, delivering a clothesline to Poo and a back body drop to Ness. He locked in a Hagen suplex on Poo, bridging for the pin, but Poo kicked out just in time. What was once considered a dream match was turning into a nightmare, as both teams battled for advantage. Trevor Mach utilized his striking skills, connecting with a series of punches and kicks to Poo, setting up for a big move from Subculture. Subbie went for another Bret’s rope diving punch, but Poo countered with a mid-air dropkick. Poo hit a double underhook suplex on Subculture, leaving both competitors down. Subculture and Poo both crawled to tag out. Subbie made it first, but as Trevor ran across the ring to attack Poo, he was suddenly blindsided by the two masked men of Metal Militia, who hit him with the Total Elimination double team maneuver, ending the match in a DQ.
Winners: Trevor Mach/Subculture via DQ

After the match, Cade and Picky ran down to help Trevor and Subbie fight off Poo and the two masked men. They quickly chased them out of the ring as they tried to pull off their masks. They weren’t about to remain anonymous though, after an impressive tandem maneuver on the World Champion. They both ripped off their masks at the same time to reveal…

Tommy Dukes: NO WAY!

Nerma: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GENERATOR AND HOTLANTA!? THEY’RE BACK!

Tommy Dukes: The Wild Cards reformed! The high octane duo haven’t teamed together in years, and last I heard, Hotlanta was in Edo and Generator was in Anahauc! This is unreal! The old gang really is getting back together for this Metal Militia!

Poo: Told ya you made some enemies Mach, but don’t feel TOO bad about it, they don’t like any of the other members of Blood 4 Blood either. They don’t like any of the Renegades! Plenty more surprises where that came from, but why don’t we cut to the chase. You have the World Championship, and I want it. What is it going to take to get the coward to compete, and to get the self-righteous man to get his hands dirty.

Trevor Mach: Hotlanta and Generator….mi amigos? Por que? Y-You really knocked me for a loop with that Total Elimination….real nice. Poo, I’m going to assume you’re not spinning right now, and that’s just my vision. You never had to drag me kicking and screaming to a fight. That is what EBW is. That’s what we do. We signed up for this, and I’m the best at this!

Poo: The self-righteous man is bragging! I didn’t think you were allowed to boast!

Trevor Mach: You kidding?! When it comes to charity, I keep that to myself. If you never hear about it, that means I’m doing my job. In this ring though? I’ll happily tell all of these people how I’m going to knock your teeth out at Demon Boogie. Not only are you on….but you’re on in any match type you want. Is that a trap? Probably, but I don’t care. I’m walking right into it. What do you got Poo?

Poo: Hahaha! I have…a horrific match in mind, that is befitting Havok, the 8-Sided Ring, Halloween season, and Demon Boogie 3. You and I, locked up together….in THE GRINDHOUSE!

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! The Grindhouse!? Trevor Mach will defend the World Championship against Poo in the Grindhouse at Demon Boogie 3?! Not only that, but Metal Militia has Hotlanta and Generator on the team now! That army is growing, and that’s bad news for EBW, Havok, and Blood 4 Blood! Folks, this has been Havok, but we’ll see you later this week for The Storm, where Paula and Wendy Mustang will put their recently won EBW Women’s Tag Team Championships on the line against Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox!

Nerma: The Grindhouse?! Someone get some tetanus shots and salve! Lots of band-aids too! Yikes!

Last edited by Machismo (10/16/2023 1:07 am)

Machismo · 10/17/2023 2:45 am

Ted Pettentool: Hey hey, it’s the Tedster here with-

Kid Havok: KID HAVOK!

Ted Pettentool: Huh?!

Kid Havok: That’s right baby! Kid Havok is HERE!

Ted Pettentool: I thought you were Kid Cadet!

Kid Havok: I WAS Kid Cadet….but I’ve changed with the times! My best good friend Mrs. Xtra got me into the WINNING BRAND! I’ve grown up Ted, I’m no longer a kid anymore!

Ted Pettentool: But…you kept the Kid part…and changed the Cadet par-

Kid Havok: Hi everybody! Kid Havok in the HOOOOUSE! Gonna workshop that new catchphrase, but let’s cut to the chase. You’re a little biased I think, so I’m here to make sure you call it fairly. I saw that glint in your eye about Xcite last time!

Ted Pettentool: Glint? I had a glint in my eye?

Kid Havok: You did! It went “DING!”

Ted Pettentool: It went “DING?”

Kid Havok: IT WENT “DING!” You can enjoy that sloppy shop on your own time! You know what Havok brings to the table?

Ted Pettentool: An ever increasing assortment of short tempered, hot mess women?

Kid Havok: YES…but that’s not what I was going to say! We bring honor, integrity, and fairness…so let get into why we’re just better!

Ted Pettentool: But you were just-

Kid Havok: THE STORM! Havok is coming to the South Town for our second installment of the weekly show that we have and Xcite doesn’t have. The mysterious and grizzled Boz will be in action as he take on Fighter Daron in a Bushido Rules match! Cherry Akintola will battle Rhea Rampage in a Lady Renegades bout. Xcite will ATTEMPT another takeover, as they send “CPFTW” to take on the World Tag Team Champions Kinniku Mike and Isiah Mus-

Ted Pettentool: CPFTW?

Kid Havok: Yeah, it’s CP Munk For the Win I think. They’re apple polishers! Butt kissers!

Ted Pettentool: Oh that’s what it means! That’s…much less horrifying than the original implications.

Kid Havok: So yeah, you’re making another attack this week huh?

Ted Pettentool: I wasn’t aware I was an Xcite guy! I’m supposed to be the impartial one and-

Kid Havok: THAAAAT’S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU! Zyro-K BEY-BEEEEY will take on Dougie Mach in the semi-main, and the main event will see Paula and Wendy Mustang defend the Women’s World Tag Team Championships against Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox. The Storm is growing! It’s a storm you WANT to get caught up in!

EBW: The Storm[Havok Control]
Howlers Gymnasium, South Town
ENT

1. Bushido Rules Singles: Fighter Daron vs. Boz
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Cherry Akintola vs. Rhea Rampage
3. Non-Title Sengoku Rules ⅔ Tag[Southtown Control]: Kinniku Mike/Isiah Muscle vs. LG Rod<Xcite>/Randy no Kachi<Xcite>
4. Singles: Zyro Kurogane vs. Dougie Mach
5. Women’s World Tag Team Championship: Paula(c)/Wendy Mustang(c) vs. Darkness Aoi/Mitra Lennox

Ted Pettentool: Wouldn’t it make sense for Rains or Blue Rains to be on The Storm? That just makes sense to me. Huh…apparently I AM the Xcite guy, cause I’m calling this next card. I have no idea where Kid Ca-Havok just went. She did that Naruto run, you know where they put their arms backs like airplane wings when they run? Xcite is going to truly uh…excite you this week, as the gang heads to Mid-South, to solidify their new working agreement with the territory. The opener will see the Weekend Wrecking Crew take on the best Mid-South has to offer, like Barry Lawless, Hammond Eggers, and Snakebite. Scott Enward was supposed to join them, but after an encounter with EBW President Swift, he suddenly left town. He’ll be replaced by Mid-South’s newest signing Flying Man! He-

Tack Angel: Flying Man! Did you just say Flying Man?!

Ted Pettentool: Wha?! Tack Angel?! Yes…yes I did.

Tack Angel: GREAT! I need to talk to that guy! I need to find out if CP Munk and him are the same? Are they men in costumes or animal men! I need to know what makes Munk work as I continue my “CALL TO TACKTION” campaign! I WILL get a match with the JERK that ruined my marriage! HE should have to pay my alimony! I don’t know HOW this happened! I have to pay SO MUCH! Like, where did that come from?! I thought I had the fastest divorce ever! I just had to sign a few papers that my lawyer gave me!

Ted Pettentool: Your lawyer? Who was your lawyer?

Tack Angel: Retro Jo- oh….oh..I should have read that paperwork. That explains everything.

Ted Pettentool: You alright Tack?

Tack Angel: *sniff* I’m just trying to deal with some big changes. I uh…I have to move out of my apartment. I can’t keep up the payments. It’s too expensive to live in the big city.

Ted Pettentool: Well, luckily you’ve got the “Angel Express” right? You have all those pretty ladies with you too right? Eh? Eh?

Tack Angel: The bus is why I can’t afford to live in the city anymore! Also, those “pretty ladies” are my good friends, and it’s not like that AT ALL!

Ted Pettentool: …Really? You honestly don’t see it?

Tack Angel: See what?!

Ted Pettentool: Nevermind.

Tack Angel: Plus, the Angel Express is great and all, but we have to go to Mid-South next and….well…I’m not proud to admit it, but I hate-

Geoff Garrett: Slap Angel! It’s ol’ Double G, here to make a big announcement!

Tack Angel: …givemebackmytitle….

Geoff Garrett: I am in LOVE, and I have a huge announcement about that this week on Xcite! Not only that, but I have an announcement for Demon Boogie 3! I’m going to put the Mars Championship on the li-

Tack Angel: I WANT IT! I WANT THE MATCH! GIVE ME THE MATCH!

Geoff Garrett: Haha, I was hoping you’d say that Slap Angel, cause I’m going to need you to back me up in this match type! Swift wanted something big, and I’m providing the biggest possible match! The King-

Tack Angel: ohno…

Geoff Garrett: of the Mountain match!

Tack Angel: OH NO!

Geoff Garrett: That’s right my best good friend! The Mars Championship will be on the line in a King of the Mountain match! Haha!

Tack Angel: Idon’tlikethatmatchinfactIhateitIhatethesouthsomuch….

Geoff Garrett: What buddy? Hey, I know you’re excited, but I’m also here to help you out pal. I got just the place for you to move! It’s affordable and it’s ready now!

Tack Angel: Wait what? Seriously? Wow…uh…thanks Geoff. I uh…I appreciate it!

Geoff Garrett: Walk this way! *Jackie Fargo struts off screen*

Tack Angel: ….I’mnotgonnawalklikethat.

Ted Pettentool: Well…where was I? Oh yeah, we have the return of the CXJ Division this week on Xcite! Yes really! The high flying, high risk, injury inducing style that put EBW on the map returns! Talent like Kiva, El Mago, Brother Tiburon, 3’dPW’s Curry Man and TWO mystery opponents are going to take part in qualifiers for a 3-Way that will determine the first CXJ Champion of a new era! The CXJ qualifiers will be followed by the women’s ACE herself Christina Angel, who will take on the dead Gladiator Siren. The main event will be another 8-Man Tag, as the southern ‘rassling fans love the multi-man brawls. EBW Champion Rama Raju will team up with Dan Club to take on Colby Roads, CP Munk, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi! We have all of that plus, we’ll be hearing from Preacher Ra of The Riz. “3Queens” will also be in the house! That’s officially the way they want it to be written out. I know you can’t tell, but if I wrote it out, the number three would be smashed up against the word Queens….yeah.

EBW: Xcite
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN

1. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett/Magnum PT/Point Man vs. Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Hammond Eggers<Mid-South>/Snakebite<Mid-South>/Flying Man<Mid-South>
2. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Kiva vs. El Mago
3. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Brother Tiburon vs. ?
4. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Curry Man<3’dPW> vs. ?
5. Women’s Singles: Christina Angel vs. Siren
6. 8-Man Tag: Rama Raju/Bashin Dan/Jammer/Jaden Yuki vs. Colby Roads/CP Munk/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi

Later…

Mid-South Trailer Park

Tack sat outside of a small trailer, head in his hands, seemingly shaking at the mere thought of being in the south and being a citizen of the south, possibly with excitement? His good friend Double G did the Jackie Fargo strut over the horizon, satisfied with a job well done.

Tack Angel: …….FU-

Last edited by Machismo (10/17/2023 3:00 am)

Machismo · 10/19/2023 9:28 am

Tracy’s New Home

Tack sat awkwardly at the table, across from Tracy, who was propping up a book towards the camera called “Darkness Angel: My Life with a Tyrant”, something Tack was trying hard not to be offended by. Tracy had also very noticeably shaved her head.

Tracy: Tack, I wanted to thank you for coming here today. It shows a lot maturity and growth on your part.

Tack Angel: Huh? It does? I’m just glad you want to talk about getting back together! I-

Tracy: That’s not what this is about at all Tack. This is a dialogue…to discuss my brave story of overcoming the tribulations and difficulties in my life. This is about me.

Tack Angel: …What?

Tracy: Life with you was not easy. You put me through hell, expecting me to be a wife and mother, living in a house with you, and raising those kids.

Tack Angel: That’s uh…not that crazy of a concept?

Tracy: I was destined for bigger and better things Tack.

Tack Angel: I see that by this nice new place you have here. This nice red table. I guess alimony paid for this? Say, I’m living in a trailer in Mid-South now if you want to talk about living hell.

Tracy: Look, that’s not my fault in the slightest, and I take no responsibility for what got you into this mess.

Tack Angel: Right…right.

Tracy: I’m here because we need to talk about the reason I got into those….”entanglements”.

Tack Angel: …You mean when you cheated on me?

Tracy: Entanglements.

Tack Angel: You destroyed our marriage by sleeping arou-

Tracy: Entanglements. I got into them because the passion was out of the relationship we no longer had.

Tack Angel: We didn’t?

Tracy: We hadn’t really called each other husband and wife for years.

Tack Angel: We hadn’t?

Tracy: It was all for show! All for the cameras, so you could have this happy life facade for the world to see.

Tack Angel: I didn’t ask for that!

Tracy: Because you wouldn’t make as much money if you weren’t seen as a paragon of virtue.

Tack Angel: I’m not making any money now. You’re making all my money.

Tracy: You had a temper, and I was afraid of you.

Tack Angel: What?!

Tracy: Remember what happened at that awards ceremony a few years ago?

Tack Angel: That what? What award ceremony?

Tracy: I knew you’d try to deny reality again. It’s always been like that. I don’t remember this. I don’t remember that. Wasn’t I married to a woman named Amy. Are Christina and Christy really your kids? Stuff like that. Luckily, I brought a clip.

Tack Angel: That might be helpful.

14th Annual EBW Awards for Excellence in the field of Wrestling

Danny Leung: So yeah, before we get to that next award, who do we have out in the crowd tonight? Oh, is that Tracy Angel? Tracy Tracy Tracy, it’s good to see you back on Team Angel after your dalliance with being on a women’s bowling team if you catch my drift. Eh? Eh?

Tack Angel: Hahaha!

Tracy Angel: …..

Danny Leung: Hey Tracy, what’s a lesbian’s favorite weapon? Finger guns!

Tack Angel: HAHAHAHAHA!

Tracy Angel: ……

Danny Leung: Sorry this isn’t a pie eating contest!

Tack Angel: AHAHAHA! His comedy act has really gotten better! Hasn’t i-

Tracy Angel: *stares*

Tack Angel: Oh….oooooh. Uh…um…I uh-

Tack suddenly got out of his seat, went up on stage and slapped Danny Leung as hard as he could.

Danny Leung: Wow! Tack Angel just slapped me!

Tack Angel: KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

Danny Leung: It was just a joke dude!

Tack Angel: KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

Danny Leung: Fine! Fine! It’s still better than what she was putting in hers! Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop!

Tack Angel chased Danny off stage as Tracy paused the clip. Returning us to her living room.

Tack Angel: …I don’t remember doing that at all for starters…but it seems like you WANTED me to do that?

Tracy: Your temper was getting out of control. You were always angry all the time.

Tack Angel: Alright, that’s simply not true. I don’t do anger very well. In fact, that clip looked deepfaked.

Tracy: Try not to think about it too much.

Tack Angel: I don’t recall having furry han- were you there with CP Munk?!

Tracyl: Entanglements.

Tack Angel: What?

Tracy: Look I can’t help that he was my soul mate, and I should’ve been with him, and CP Munk merchandise would have been flying off the shelves.

Tack Angel: I really don’t like that CP Munk guy.

Tracy: I got mad at the award ceremony because Danny Leung took a jab at lesbians, and how dare someone make a joke at a time like that.

Tack Angel: An award ceremony?

Tracy: I can’t blame Danny anymore, because he’s dead.

Tack Angel: DANNY’S DEAD?!

Tracy: Yes. He stood on those train tracks, and when someone tried to get him off of them he said “No Push”. Surely you remember?

Tack Angel: Where are these gaps in my memory coming from?

Tracy: Your ambition to be the best. It destroyed you and it destroyed us!

Tack Angel: You cheating, lying, and manipulating didn’t do tha-

Tracy: Entanglements.

Tack Angel: Alright, that’s enough of this! Listen, I don’t even know why I’m here, but I’m not going to sit here and take the blame for things you put us through! I know the truth! I’m leaving! Why did I come here anyways?!

As Tack got up to leave, Tracy looked directly at the camera she had set up.

Tracy: See that? His anger knows no bounds. I’m the victim. Believe all women, and make sure you buy my boo-

Tack rushed back in and slapped an envelope down on the table.

Tack Angel: I remembered why I was here…alimony check. *sniff*

Machismo · 10/20/2023 9:01 pm

Howlers Gymnasium - Backstage

The Storm opened to a chaotic sight, as Renegade Security swarmed the scene to get Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox to back down. Wendy Mustang rushed in to see that they had apparently been attacking Paula backstage, leaving her clutching her ribs. The fired up Wendy tried to get at them as the scene grew out of control.

“Power Wolf - Sainted by the Storm”

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! What a way to open The Storm! It’s anarchy back there! Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox were all over Paula I guess! We didn’t get to it in time to see just how much damage was done. Maybe if Lakitus were on the scene earlier then Renegade Security could have intervened faster? I’m looking at you Lakitu #347! *sigh* That dude spends all his time throwing these spiked turtle looking things at me. Whatever, we’re not here for that nonsense, we’re here for other nonsense. Wrestling nonsense! Wrestling ACTION to be more accurate, but I guess it depends on who you ask. This week, I’m joined by another Blood 4 Blood member, in Television Champion Subculture!

Subculture: Yo.

Tommy Dukes: Are you guys rotating in or what?

Subculture: I was just sitting here to tie my shoes, and then I got drafted into it, so I have no idea!

Tommy Dukes: Great! Well first off, congratulations on having gold once again. It’s been a long time coming.

Subculture: Tell me about it.

Tommy Dukes: You could have been World Champion again though. That’s been a big albatross around your ne-

Subculture: You think I don’t think about that Tommy?! If I’m going to be World Champion again, I’m going to do it the right way. Meanwhile this matters just as much. This title wasn’t just a win for me, but it strengths Blood 4 Blood. It shows everyone why WE are the premiere group in all of combat sports.

Tommy Dukes: You guys seem pretty close. A strong connection huh?

Subculture: We train together and we make each other better Thompson.

Tommy Dukes: Oh…you’re doing the name thing to-

Subculture: So where is the guy selling hot dogs? Do I really have to sit here the ENTIRE time?

Tommy Dukes: …This is going to be fun!

EBW: The Storm[Havok Control]
Howlers Gymnasium, South Town
ENT

1. Bushido Rules Singles: Fighter Daron vs. Boz
-The show opened with a Bushido Rules match, where leaving the ring was out of the question. The two competitors entering this contest were Fighter Daron and the newcomer, grizzled biker Boz. Fighter Daron came out to absolute silence, which baffled him as he warmed up throwing punches in the ring. Daron attempted to use his usual high-impact, fast moving style, but the limited space and Boz's relentless approach quickly shut down his attacks. Boz, showcasing his immense strength and grappling prowess, cornered Daron. He trapped Daron in a Standing Rear Naked Choke, a submission hold that could quickly end a match if not escaped. Realizing that Daron was unable to defend himself, the referee approached, carefully observing the situation. Daron's vision blurred, and he was unable to offer any resistance. The referee determined that Daron was unable to continue, and in accordance with the Bushido Rules, he signaled for the Referee Stoppage.
Winner: Boz via Standing Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage

Tommy Dukes: Boz with the win! Another super fast one, and I can’t believe it got this cold in here, but Fighter Daron just has no HEAT!

Subculture: Oh you gotta have the HEAT! Gotta have it!

Tommy Dukes: We opened the show with Paula being attacked by Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox! Let’s hear what Wendy Mustang has to say about it.

Subculture: I’m willing to bet….she didn’t much care for it.

Backstage

Wendy Mustang: I don’t much care for this Paula! I don’t much care for this at all!

Paula: They…they attacked me because they’re afraid of being shown up. They want to toughen up the Lady Renegades, but they’re dealing with the toughest between the two of us and they know it. I’m not going to let them get away with-

Wendy Mustang: Whoa whoa whoa! Shoot and tarnation Paula, you’re in no condition to do this!

Paula: It’s got to be done! We’re in the main event tonight!

Wendy Mustang: Girl, don’t you even worry about it. I got this. I’ll take care of them by myself!

Paula: I appreciate the sentiment, but I don’t think it’s a great idea!

Wendy Mustang: I’m not known for my great ideas. I ride in rodeos after all. Just let me handle it. I can’t let the Women’s World Champion get any more injured before I get a chance to get back my World Championship after all. No excuses at Demon Boogie. Giddy up!

2. Lady Renegades Singles: Cherry Akintola vs. Rhea Rampage
-Next up, a Lady Renegades bout pitting Cherry Akintola, the warrior from Deep Darkness, and Rhea Rampage, the pale-skinned powerhouse. Cherry Akintola and Rhea Rampage locked eyes, with Cherry's dark-skinned, amazonian presence contrasting starkly with Rhea's pale, ghostly appearance. The two circled each other, feeling out the opening minute. Cherry, known for her warrior spirit, showed no fear in the face of Rhea's formidable strength. She used her agility and striking abilities to keep Rhea off balance. It was a physical and intense bout, with Cherry's determination shining through. Rhea Rampage, on the other hand, displayed her incredible power and resilience. She endured Cherry's relentless offense and began to assert her dominance. Rhea looked to finish the match with her signature move, the Pumphandle Powerbomb, which had left countless opponents in defeat. Suddenly, Valarie Dorado emerged from backstage and charged into the ring. She attacked Rhea, delivering yet another DQ victory for her supposed target, but causing a loss for Cherry, which sent the warrior after Dorado.
Winner: Rhea Rampage via DQ

Tommy Dukes: She did it again! Valarie Dorado, sister of Rey Dorado, continues to target Rhea Rampage. Here she comes! Valarie, why are you doing-

Valarie Dorado: Please…call me Val. I’m doing it because…the pay is good.

Subculture: Val, you gotta tell us who is paying you to attack Rhea!

Valarie Dorado: Ha! I don’t gotta tell ya *bleep*! Adios!

Subculture: Well…that was rude.

Tommy Dukes: Ya think? *sigh* So, I hear that you’ve got a match coming up at Demon Boogie.

Subculture: Oh yeah? Where did you hear that?

Tommy Dukes: I am looking at it here on my format for things to bring up.

Subculture: Ah. I was ignoring that. Yes, I do have a match at Demon Boogie, and my opponent will be-

Ilya Fedorvich: Eaglelandski, before you go any further, allow me the honor of announcing the opponent for you.

Tommy Dukes: Ilya Fedorovich?

Subculture: Eagleandski?

Ilya Fedorovich: You are obviously going to pick me, because you know people believe I can beat you. These Renegades all know it. You’re going to try and save face by challenging me, and then hoping you can win. I will shatter those expectations, like I shattered Hazen’s jaw and orbital bone. He’s out, I’m in, and I will be the next EBW Television Champion. So go right ahead and announce that-

Subculture: Benjamin….is uh…my opponent. It’s going to be Benji. Dude was screwed over, and I swept in to take the shot. It’s the honorable thing to do.

Ilya Fedorovich: Honorable? The street dog is cleaned up and thinks he knows a thing about honor. When you’re in the gutter, you’ll bite and tear for your meals just like you used to I assure you. You’ve made a mistake today. It won’t soon be forgotten.

Subculture: Yeah, I’m sure it won’t be. You can pick a fight some other time, but I owe this to Benji, and he’s gonna get it. Two former World Champions battling over the Television Championship. That’s got buys all over it baby.

Subculture sat back down with Tommy, but Ilya quickly punched him in the back of the head. Subculture jumped out of his seat and got into it with Ilya, as Renegade Security showed up to break up the action.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Subbie, you’re supposed to just be on commentary tonight! Simmer down! Uh…I guess he’s coming back? I hope so. We move onto the next match, that will pit Mike and Son of Samurai Ifrit against Xcite LG Rod and Randy no Kachi. The titles are not on the line, but what is….is Southtown. We love Southtown, so let’s give it up to Mike and Isiah….for a change.

3. Non-Title Sengoku Rules ⅔ Tag[Southtown Control]: Mike Thunder/Isiah Muscle vs. LG Rod<Xcite>/Randy no Kachi<Xcite>
-Next up, a battle for the right to hold shows in the Southtown Howlers Arena. A thrilling 2/3 Falls Sengoku Rules Tag Team match unfolded, with high stakes on the line. The crowd, largely composed of Havok Renegades, had their allegiances clear. Despite Team Havok's villainous tendencies, they were cheered as they entered the ring, the fans passionately supporting their bid to maintain control over Southtown and beat the CP Munk buttkissers of the Xcite Brand. The opening exchanges were intense. Both teams fought fiercely, trying to gain the early advantage. The powerful Mike Thunder flexed his muscles and displayed his raw strength, while Isiah Muscle dazzled with his agility.The first fall of the match came when Mike Thunder unleashed his devastating Muscle Buster on Randy no Kachi, slamming him to the canvas. The impact was undeniable, and the referee counted to three, awarding the first fall to Team Havok. Team Xcite, determined to make a comeback, fought back with a vengeance. LG Rod, in particular, showcased his resilience and skill. In a pivotal moment, LG Rod executed a Legdrop Bulldog on Isiah Muscle, catching him by surprise and pinning him for the second fall. With the score now tied, the tension in the arena was high and Isiah was livid. Muscle, fueled by the frustration of being pinned, unleashed a flurry of offense. His agile and flashy style caught LG Rod off guard. In a dramatic turn of events, Isiah Muscle managed to execute a picture-perfect Dragon Suplex on LG Rod, bridging it for the pinfall. The crowd erupted in cheers as the referee counted to three, awarding the third fall and the match to Team Havok.
-Mike Thunder pinned Randy no Kachi via Muscle Buster -> Pin
-LG Rod pinned Isiah Muscle via Legdrop Bulldog -> Pin
-Isiah Muscle pinned LG Rod via Dragon Suplex -> Pin
Winners: Mike Thunder/Isiah Muscle [2-1] -> Havok Control!

Tommy Dukes: That’s a win baby! It’s been a rough week for the Renegades, as the Xciters were pushing back, but they didn’t get Southtown! Southtown belongs to the Renegades, and we’re actually proud of Mike and Isiah. I guess we have to be right? We DON’T have to be happy about Zyro Kurogane or Seto Kaiba though. Zyro-K has added Kaiba as the co-lead of Samurai Ifrit, and they now have a massive bankroll to go with the tag belts and the team rings, one of which now belongs to Seto Kaiba. Remember, they can jump to either show at any time with the Team Rings, so Kaiba just got himself a great deal of power. He’s going to be seconding Zyro-K as he takes on Dougie Mach next! Where did Subculture go?

Gamer Girls Room

Alison Chains and Christy Angel were playing games, when a figure joined them in the dimly lit room.

Kid Havok: Hi everybo- eh forget it. Move over, so I can play!

Alison Chains: Huh? RJ Havok is that you?

Kid Havok: What? No! I’m a totally different person.

Christy Angel: She went crazy and almost died right?

Alison Chains: No, this one is RJ Havok. Look at her…standing perfectly vertical…signature RJ Havok move.

Kid Havok: I’m Kid Havok!

Alison Chains: Whatever you say RJ. This one tries to convince me that she’s not Christina Angel, so I’m used to it. Next, you’ll be telling me the audience of children isn’t there, and the skeletons are all around us.

Kid Havok: …They aren’t.

Alison Chains: Then who the hell did I have sex with last night?

Kid Havok: Look gals, I’m Kid Havok, I’m the interview girl that’ll take you for a whirl and make you hurl, but right now I just want to game down.

Alison Chains: *standing in underwear dunking oreos into whiskey* Well you came to the right place.

4. Singles: Zyro Kurogane vs. Dougie Mach
-As the match commenced, Zyro Kurogane showcased his cocky demeanor, taunting Dougie Mach and reveling in the attention from the crowd. He was determined to make a name for himself in the EBW, and a victory over a Mach would certainly help his cause. Dougie Mach, on the other hand, approached the match with a sense of urgency. He had recently experienced a tough loss and was eager to get back on the winning track. The crowd, appreciating his reliability and wrestling skills, firmly supported the ginger Mach. Dougie took control early in the match, using his technical prowess and experience to outmaneuver Zyro. He actually had an advantage, as Dougie was far less MMA influenced than his cousin, and that was something Zyro hadn't prepared for. He executed a series of flashy slams and strikes, frustrating the cocky upstart who had underestimated his opponent. Seto Kaiba, observing from ringside, grew increasingly frustrated as Zyro struggled to break free from Dougie's holds. He knew he needed to seize an opportunity to turn the tide in Zyro's favor. As Dougie Mach continued to dominate, Seto Kaiba saw his chance to intervene. With a swift, sneaky punch, he struck Dougie behind the referee's back. The blow caught Dougie off guard, momentarily incapacitating him. Taking advantage of the underhanded move, Zyro Kurogane quickly regrouped and capitalized on the situation. He unleashed the Let it Rip Lariat striking Dougie Mach with devastating force, and leaving him down for the count. 1-2-3!
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Let it Rip Lariat[Rainmaker] -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Zyro-K wins, but only because Seto Kaiba got involved if you ask me. Dougie has been-

Subculture: Simping like a mad man?

Tommy Dukes: Oh Subbie, you’re back!

Subculture: He’s been the door mat for Rhea Rampage lately, but whatever makes you happy I guess. This loss couldn’t have done it though. He’s on a losing streak for sure.

Tommy Dukes: You OK?

Subculture: Who me? I’m great. I got a busted lip after fighting Ilya backstage again, but I’m good! I’M GREAT!

Tommy Dukes: Oh…awesome?

Subculture: …Benjamin is getting the shot, but Ilya, I have no problem meeting you in the parking lot on the next Havok. You’d better be there punk!

Tommy Dukes: Wow, I know where NOT to park my car now. Haha…ha. Let’s uh…get to the main event shall we?

Subculture: Wendy and Paula are gonna defend against Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox. Something I want to see. Can Paula hang back while Wendy shows just how much heart she’s got? I’m fired up for it! The adrenaline is pumping, and not because I’M SO VERY ANGRY! It’s cause of this!

Tommy Dukes: I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE YOU! LET’S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

5. Women’s World Tag Team Championship: Paula(c)/Wendy Mustang(c) vs. Darkness Aoi/Mitra Lennox
-Main event time, as the stage was set for a highly anticipated Women's Tag Team Championship match. The champions, Paula and Wendy Mustang, stood ready to defend their titles against the formidable duo of Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox. The contest began with Paula and Wendy Mustang making their entrance, holding the Women's Tag Team Championships high. However, the excitement in the arena was tinged with concern, as earlier in the night, Paula had been attacked by Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox, raising doubts about her condition. As the match got underway, it became apparent that Paula was unable to compete due to the injuries sustained in the earlier assault. Wendy Mustang, showing tremendous courage and determination, decided to go it alone in defense of the titles. From the start, it was a challenging battle for Wendy. Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox used their numerical advantage to gain control. They relentlessly targeted Wendy, isolating her in their corner and subjecting her to a series of hard-hitting moves and submissions.Despite the odds stacked against her, Wendy put up a valiant fight, drawing upon her never-give-up spirit. She managed to rally at times, displaying her resilience and determination, but the sheer power and aggression of the challengers were formidable. The crowd's anticipation grew with each passing moment. Paula, despite her injuries, couldn't bear to watch her partner suffer any longer. In a last-ditch effort, she rushed to the ring to make a save. The crowd erupted in cheers at her courageous act.
Unfortunately, Paula arrived just moments too late. Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox had managed to wear down Wendy Mustang significantly. Darkness Aoi executed her signature move, the "Darkness Bomber," on Wendy Mustang. The impact was devastating, and as the referee counted to three, Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox secured the pinfall victory.
The crowd fell silent, acknowledging the valiant effort of Paula and Wendy Mustang. Despite the odds, they had fought with heart and determination. Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox were crowned the new Women's World Tag Team Champions.
Winners: Darkness Aoi[o]/Mitra Lennox via Darkness Bomber on Wendy Mustang -> Pin -> NEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions!

Tommy Dukes: So close! Paula almost made the save, but no, Wendy Mustang was put through the wringer, and now Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox claim the Women’s World Tag Team Championships!

Subculture: Wendy wanted to protect Paula ahead of Demon Boogie, but she didn’t think about herself! She might be even WORSE off!

Tommy Dukes: Folks that was The Storm, another victorious week for Havok and the Renegades. We’ll see you next week, but in a special format as the pre-show for Demon Boogie 3! Can’t wait for Joe Bob!

Subculture: And I can’t wait to meet that punk Ilya in the parking lot!

Tommy Dukes: Take the bus to the next show Renegades! We’ll see ya next time!

Machismo · 10/23/2023 3:57 am

Ted Pettentool: Ted Pettentool here, back with more EBW World! No Kid Havok this time? Oh good, cause I’m not actually an Xcite guy. I’m impartial. I’m here to call it all as the neutral third party! I have journalistic integrity! That being said I HAVE been getting from place to place by hitching a ride on the Angel Express, but please don’t tell Kid Havok! The Angel Express is in Mid-South right now, for the big event that will see Xcite and Mid-South work together. This is just days before Demon Boogie 3, so it’s obvious they’re pulling out all the stops here. This will be a show that not only sees the Mid-South boys get into the action, but we’ll also see the return of the CXJ Division! The high flying, high impact, high risk style that put EBW on the map. We’ll see a mix of old and new faces to the mix, including the return of the very popular Kiva. We also know where El Mago ended up! The main event will see EBW Champion Rama Raju team with Dan Club to take on Colby Roads, CP Munk, and CPFTW. Those guys…they really need a new name. We also know that Geoff Garrett has a big announcement to make just days before he and his good friend Tack Angel will join several others in a King of the Mountain Match for the EBW Mars Championship! They got to be careful in that match, because Troy and Razorblade of The Rizz are in that match, and Preacher Ra has been very convincing that they must stop at nothing to get across Ra’s very VERY vague message about what “Rizz”....”is”. Ra actually got into someone else’s head recently, and caused a change of sorts. Take a look.

Saturn Cafe

Jammer sat in the usual booth and looked around for the rest of the gang.

Jammer: Why am I the only one here? It’s not like we’re kept from hanging out outside of wor-

Jammer looked over to see that the cafe had in fact begun to segregate by “Xciters” and “Renegades”.

Jammer: Well…that’s just stupid.

Jammer looked outside to see Vape talking to Preacher Ra, with Troy and Razorblade not too far off.

Jammer: That’s even more stupid!

Jammer got up and immediately went outside. Troy nearly snapped and went after him but…

Preacher Ra: Hey Troy my man, keep cool! Let’s just keep cool, my babies. Let’s really just take a deep breath alright?

Jammer: Vape? You OK buddy?

Vape: Huh? Oh yeah! I was just having a talk with Ra about my confidence issues, and my inability to form a relationship with a woman. He says, and this is the important part, that I have a voracious appetite that one woman alone won’t fix.

Jammer: …You needed someone to tell you that?

Vape: He says I need to embrace my inner “Rizz” and go after whoever I want with confidence.

Jammer: …You haven’t been doing that?

Preacher Ra: You need to change your whole way of thinking, your whole personality.

Jammer: Oh no.

Preacher Ra: You need to become a man of pure “Rizz” my baby. In fact, you need to become some sort of Rizzler.

Jammer: Oh no!

Vape: The Rizzler. I like that! I’m The Rizzler!

Jammer: NO!

The Rizzler: Too late! It’s happening!

Jammer: STUPID! THIS IS SO STUPID!

-

Ninten: How about that? The Rizzler? That IS stupid.

Ted Pettentool: Ninten? Where did you come from?

Ninten: Well I was here.

Ted Pettentool: …Oh.

Ninten: Did I spook ya? It IS the spooky season after all, and we’ve got a special guest next.

Joe Bob Briggs: Well I wouldn’t say I was special, but I am a guest. I mean how special can you be when you’ve got your trailer parked outside, and you just crushed a dirty thirty of natty ice.

Ted Pettentool: Wow, it’s the man himself! Joe Bob Briggs everybody!

Joe Bob Briggs: That’s right, and we’re gonna see some goo spewing horror splatter this Halloween, followed by the third annual Demon Boogie! You know, I keep telling people that someone dies every year, but they don’t believe me. They think it’s just a part of the show. You guys sure this is a good idea?

Ninten: No, but the network likes it.

Joe Bob Briggs: I think we’re good this year, cause last year, that trippy Alison Chains decapitated Slayer. People, that really happened! Doesn’t matter apparently, cause we’re going to have another big event that night, and I even got me a new mail girl for the occasion! Bring her out!

A couple guys dressed in halloween costumes pushed out “Mail Girl Tali” in her wheelchair.

Joe Bob Briggs: Mail Girl Tali everybody!

Mail Girl Tali: …Ted…

Ted Pettentool: Yeah?

Mail Girl Tali: You mind handing me that metal pipe over there?

Ted Pettentool: Huh? Oh uh…sure! Here ya go!

Tali grabbed the pipe and smashed the guys with it.

Ted Pettentool: Whoa!

Mail Girl Tali: …Don’t touch my chair.

Joe Bob Briggs: Tali here is a horror aficionado! She’s perfect for the job!

Mail Girl Tali: …If you say so.

Ninten: What brings you back Tali? The thrill of EBW wrestling?

Mail Girl Tali: The paycheck…and I needed to get out of the house.

Ted Pettentool: Something happened at your house the other day didn’t it?

Mail Girl Tali: …Things happen at my house all the time. You have to be a bit more specific.

Ted Pettentool: We have….THIS!

Mach Farm - Smalltown

Trevor was driving his tractor across his farm land, as he looked over and noticed some protestors just outside of his property.

Trevor Mach: You wouldn’t happen to be protesting Rhea Rampage making visits here would you?

Protestor: YOUR FARMING IS DESTROYING THE PLANET!

Trevor Mach: Is that right? Well this is me on my way to absolutely WRECK the planet with…*checks notes* sustainable agriculture and regenerative farming!

Robo: Another one sir?

Trevor Mach: Another one? That’s not the first one?

Robo: I believe the ones known as Metal Militia have been giving out your address.

Trevor Mach: …Ness always had more class than this. It’s definitely not his MO. Then again…I did wreck his house once upon a time. Did I ever pay him back for that? I’d ask him, but you think he’d tell me? Ha! Say, you got the set up ready for me?

Robo: That I do sir. It’s all set up in the barn.

Trevor followed Robo into the barn, where the ring was now surrounded by a barbed wire enclosure.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, I’m not regretting asking my robot to build me a death bubble at all right now.

Robo: Chance of injury is a certainty sir.

Trevor Mach: Don’t I know it. I got scars from the last time I stepped into one of these bad boys. If it’s what I have to do, then I’ll do it. I got to get in the headspace again. We’re going to be fighting like caged animals. I need to be able to control myself, if not for his sake, then for mine. *sigh* Well then, let’s get to it.

-

Mail Girl Tali: Of course they’d do that when I’m not at home.

Ted Pettentool: Would you turn the hose on them?

Mail Girl Tali: Or have them run over with a truck….ya know…either or.

Ted Pettentool: Oh. Well I-

w00t: HAHA! I love this! It’s SOOOOO great that I’m here right now! Doing this! It’s all for the cause! It’s so AWESOME! I can’t…stop….smiling? Who am I? HAHAHA!

-

Ninten: What was that?

Ted Pettentool: I figured that was going to be Poo or something, but it was just a wildly out of control w00t. I guess they don’t have anything to say this time.

Mail Girl Tali: Nor do they have the guts to show u-

Poo: That…is where you’re wrong.

Poo walked out with Hotlanta and Generator.

Poo: Tali Mach…long time no see.

Hotlanta: How the mighty have fallen. To think, I used to be intimidated by HER. *wink*

Generator: Metal Militia is taking over this broadcast!

Hotlanta: Everyone has been wondering why we’re back. Isn’t it obvious? Two top athletes in their prime, given the chance to write some wrongs and make some big pay days. I let the nonsense of EBW get to me before. This time, we’re shutting it down.

Generator: And it’s gonna be ELECTRIC!

Poo: Tali Mach…your husband thinks getting into that cage is going to get him ready for me?

Poo wrapped barbed wire around his forearm and clenched his fist as blood dripped down.

Poo: I don’t feel pain the way he feels pain…not anymore. With Mu, I will feel nothing.

Mail Girl Tali: You should turn that barbed fist into a suppository.

Poo: Heh.

Mail Girl Tali: You wouldn’t hit a girl in a wheelchair would ya? You don’t have the guts for it.

Poo: Way back when, I looked at you and thought you were going to bring about the future of wrestling. Look where it lead you. Have fun with the movie hick at Demon Boogie. I’m going to put your husband in a wheelchair right beside you.

EBW: Xcite
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN

1. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett/Magnum PT/Point Man vs. Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Hammond Eggers<Mid-South>/Snakebite<Mid-South>/Flying Man<Mid-South>
2. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Kiva vs. El Mago
3. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Brother Tiburon vs. ?
4. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Curry Man<3’dPW> vs. ?
5. Women’s Singles: Christina Angel vs. Siren
6. 8-Man Tag: Rama Raju/Bashin Dan/Jammer/Jaden Yuki vs. Colby Roads/CP Munk/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi

EBW: Havok
Battle Zone, Sin City
ENT

1. Singles: Benjamin vs. Isiah Muscle
2. Tag: Dougie Mach/Fighter Daron vs. ?/?
3. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Darkness Aoi/Mitra Lennox vs. Alison Chains/Christy Angel
4. Parking Lot Brawl: Subculture vs. Ilya Fedorovich
5. Lady Renegades Bushido Rules Singles: Hope Mach vs. Valarie Dorado
6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Picky Minch/Cade Yaggis vs. Poo/Crono/w00t

EBW: Demon Boogie 3
Zombie U, Threed
ENN+/ENT+

1. Xcite Mars Championship King of the Mountain Match: Geoff Garrett(c) vs. Jammer vs. Razorblade vs. Tack Angel vs. Troy vs. Tower
2. Xcite Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Mav Valentine
3. Xcite EBW CXJ Championship Decision: TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA
4. Havok Tag: Cade Yaggis/Picky Minch vs. Hotlanta/Generator
5. Xcite No Rules Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Colby Roads
6. Xcite EBW Women’s Championship Lumberghost Match: Erica(c) vs. Makoto Kino
7. Havok Television Championship: Subculture(c) vs. Benjamin
8. Havok Women’s World Championship No Rules: Paula(c) vs. Wendy Mustang
9. Xcite vs. Havok World Team Championships: Zyro Kurogane(c)/Seto Kaiba(c)/Kinniku Mike(c)/Isiah Muscle(c) vs. Magnum PT/Point Man/Dungaree Danson/Brunson Burner
10. Havok World Championship Grindhouse: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Poo

Last edited by Machismo (10/23/2023 4:17 am)

Machismo · 10/24/2023 4:43 am

"Yngwie Malmsteen - My Resurrection"

Larry Grim: Welcome to Mid-South! The Xciters are here! The Mid-South fans are here! It’s an alliance that will bring about exciting action to the territory, and it’s brought to you by the Xcite Brand! We’re live in the sold out Sportasseum for-

Apple Kid: Larry, are you going to talk about the skelephant in the room?

Larry Grim: Eh? Oh! This is my cousin, Minty Grim. He’s from here!

Minty Grim: Hey.

Larry Grim: See? Great guy! He’s green.

Apple Kid: And Minty, I get it! I have a tough time dealing with ONE skeleton man, but two? You don’t want my skin do you?

Minty Grim: Kinda.

Apple Kid: AH!

Makoto Kino: The Angel Express pulled in this morning, and we enjoyed the sights. We tried the local food, and it was AWESOME! We went to a tractor pull too. I asked Tack if he wanted to go, but he said…uh…he’d rather be torn apart by two Priuses. I don’t know what he meant by that. It’s uh…it’s not like I was asking him to go alone or anything. *blush*

Apple Kid: Uh-huh.

Larry Grim: We have all sorts of big action tonight, we’re starting with an 8-Man Tag, and we’re ending with an 8-Man Tag, cause the people of Mid-South LOVE multi-man tags, we’re trying to warp and shape ourselves to facilitate this place we’re trying to pop. See all the hay bales? See the local advertising from payday money lenders? See the table with cards for fentanyl rehab? We’re totally in a Mid-South state of mind!

Outside of the Mid-South Sportasseum

Tack Angel paced back and forth about thinking about going into the building, as his trusted bus driver wiped down the wind shield.

Rick Shaw: I think they need ya in there partner, but you could always stick around and help me clean off all these gi-nats.

Tack Angel: Hm? No, I know I need to be in there, I just have so much going on in my head right now. My life has been swirling with chaos lately, it’s hard to keep up. I remember a few months ago I felt like I was somewhere new…like things weren’t the same as they used to be. In the middle of everything that feeling began to fade, but it’s still nagging at me. Then, I got tied up in…all of…*sigh* “this”. Do you think it’s bad to ha- dislike someone, something, or someplace so strongly that it makes you want to vomit out all of your blood in rage?

Rick Shaw: I don’t think it’s…healthy.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I don’t think it is either. Especially when you’ve spent your whole life trying to be a nice guy that cares about everybody.

Rick Shaw: Well dude, when I was in the jungle with your Dad, we saw this guy who had his stomach split open. He was still alive, trying to pile his intestines back in as quickly as he could, and he died screaming.

Tack Angel: SWEET LORD! What does that have to do with what I was contemplating?!

Rick Shaw: …Do what now?

Tack Angel: AH! Listen, I think I’m going to TRY and go in there and have a great match…and support…my uh…my p-p-p-p-pals in the Weekend Wrecking Crew? *gags* Yeah, I’m gonna go.

Rick Shaw: Hehe…works every time.

Tack Angel: NO IT DIDN’T!

Backstage

President Swift stood in the back with the revived EBW CXJ Division Championship belt. Kiva, El Mago, Curry Man, and Brother Tiburon looked on at it. Curry Man tried to touch the belt, but Swift slapped his hand.

Swift: DON’T TOUCH! Not unless you win it Curry Man! This division put EBW on the map back in the day. High flying action! Lucha Libre *bleep* or whatever! It’s been a long time coming, but this is what is going to set us apart. Now I personally never tried to go beyond Bret’s rope if I could help it, but you guys….you made it look easy. I want to see that tonight when you go out there and earn your spot to contend for this.

Brother Tiburon: This is what we do, but I think we’re all curious who the two mystery additions are to this mini-tournament.

Swift: Yeah, I’ll bet you’re curious. Everyone is curious, and for good reason! Swift expects the best, and he gives the best. You want to know? Well wait no longer! Introducing the two newest members of the Xcite roster…..Rey Dorado….and Johnny Starbound!

Brother Tiburon: Dorado…excellent.

Rey Dorado: *nods*

Johnny Starbound: *sigh* Yeah…here I am.

Swift: Don’t act cocky Starbound. You came to me for this job! Don’t forget that!

Johnny Starbound: Please. I just knew you NEEDED me. They made the biggest mistake of their lives giving me the boot over there, ESPECIALLY when I can lead a division like this and take it to the top. This little war is as good as won for ya Mr. President, courtesy of the true Prince of the Stars. THE former Mars Champion by the way. Johnny Starbou-

Tack Angel: *in the distance* NO YOU WEREN’T!

Johnny Starbound: Eh? What was that?

Swift: That was just Tack…GOING TO THE RING BECAUSE HIS MATCH IS UP FIRST!

Tack Angel: *in the distance* I’M GOING! I’M GOING! GAH!

EBW: Xcite
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN

1. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett/Magnum PT/Point Man vs. Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Hammond Eggers<Mid-South>/Snakebite<Mid-South>/Flying Man<Mid-South>
-The opening bout was a high-energy 8-Man tag wrestling match that was set to unfold, pitting the beloved heroes, the Weekend Wrecking Crew, against the hometown favorites known as the "boys" of Mid-South. The crowd was electric, torn between their affection for the Crew and their passionate support for their local heroes. Ya know…place poppers. The match showcased a dynamic mix of styles. Tack Angel's high-impact antics thrilled the crowd, while the scrappiness of Hammond Eggers and the unpredictability of Snakebite kept things engaging. The momentum shifted back and forth. It was a battle of wills, and the crowd was on the edge of their seats. Tack Angel, with the fans rallying behind him, seized the opportunity to shine.Tack executed a stunning high kick on Hammond Eggers, staggering his opponent. The crowd roared in approval as Geoff Garrett blind tagged to support his good friend. Tack turned, thinking someone tapped his shoulder to get his attention, and missed his good special friend Dougle G hitting The Stroke on Hammond Eggers to score the pin.
Winners: Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett[o]/Magnum PT/Point Man via The Stroke on Hammond Eggers -> Pin

Larry Grim: Big win for the Crew!

Makoto Kino: Go Tack…AND THE OTHERS! *blush*

Apple Kid: The Mid-South boys were competitive, but they weren’t up to the level of the Crew tonight, that’s for sure! Look at Double G leading the team in a Jackie Fargo strut. Except for Tack, who seemed to have thought about it and almost threw up? What’s up with that?

Makoto Kino: Probably too excited from the win with his friends OR he got food poisoning when the Angel Express stopped at that gas station earlier. Never eat gas station sushi.

Larry Grim: He keeps racking up the wins, I’m sure Swift will give him that match against CP Munk that he wants so badly.

Makoto Kino: For good reason too! I mean…yeah!

Apple Kid: Yeah! Double G has a big announcement tonight, remember? Is he going to address that right now?

Larry Grim: I think we’re about to find out.

Geoff Garrett: Mid-South, it’s good to be home! I can’t imagine doing this anywhere else but here. I got the Crew by my side and the Mars Championship around my waist. I got the VBW Champion, and I’m sharing the EBW Tag Team Championships with Tack Angel. That’s a dream in itself.

Tack Angel: Givememy-wait it is?

Geoff Garrett: Don’t ya know it Slappy! I knew I truly hit the big time when I got to rub elbows with the one and only Slap Angel. You’re a good pal, like a sun shining down on Planet Garrett.

Tack Angel: Really? Well gosh…I uh…I don’t know what to say about that.

Geoff Garrett: Well, I just need you to help me with my big announcement. Tonight, I want to introduce you all to the future Mrs. Geoff Garrett. That’s right, I’m in love, and we’re gettin’ married!

Tack Angel: Married?! Wow! That fast?!

Magnum PT: Congratulations Chief!

Point Man: The Point Man is thrilled for you Double G!

Geoff Garrett: Haha! Thanks guys, but I’ll need you too. I need the Crew to be my groomsmen, but I need Tack Slappel…to be my best man. What do you say Slappy?

Tack Angel: Me? The best man? Uh…really? Me? You want ME to be YOUR best man. I don’t know what to say.

Geoff Garrett: You could say yes.

Tack Angel: Yeah, but do I want to?

Geoff Garrett: What?

Tack Angel: Nothing. You know what? Sure….it would be my uh….uh..honor? It would be my honor to be your best man? Uh…sure…sure it would. Yeah. Let’s go with that. You guys are….you’re all…you’re alright.

Geoff Garrett: Yes! I can’t wait to introduce you all to the future Mrs. Geoff Garrett at the end of the show! Put ‘er there Tack Slappel!

Tack Angel: …I’d rather no-OK…we’re uh…we’re shaking hands…yep…that’s happening…grin and bear it…doing better…uh-huh. AH!

Larry Grim: Wow! Geoff Garrett is riding a wave of success on Xcite that’s only been surpassed by Rama Raju, and now he’s got himself a fiancee? That’s incredible!

Makoto Kino: I’m so happy for him, and you can tell Tack is too! That scream of excitement and support for his friend just now!

Apple Kid: Can’t wait to meet the lucky lady!

Makoto Kino: Before all of that though, we have so much more left to go, including the beginning of the qualifiers to crown a new CXJ Division Champion!

Larry Grim: CXJ…that stands for Cruiser-X-Junior in case you didn’t know. Some people would say that just one of those would get the point across and doing all three is overkill….so anyways, let’s celebrate the revival of this much lauded division, and hope that no one gets injured with a Tope Suicida right out of the gate! Kiva versus El Mago up next!

2. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Kiva vs. El Mago
-In the colorful world of lucha libre, Kiva, the popular hero returning from Anahuac, faced off against the agile and enigmatic El Mago in an electrifying match. The bout was a dazzling display of high-flying maneuvers, lightning-fast counter holds, and a sprinkle of magic. The Xciters were thrilled for the return of CXJ action, as Kiva and El Mago entered the ring. Both luchadors wasted no time, engaging in a fast-paced, acrobatic exchange. Their movements were swift, and they countered each other with incredible agility. El Mago's occasional sleight-of-hand tricks added an element of surprise to the match, leaving everyone entertained and mystified. Rumors are that Tony Wonder is back in the Shadow Realm. Kiva's return to the ring was met with high expectations, and he didn't disappoint. He wowed the audience with his breathtaking aerial moves, leaping from the turnbuckles and ropes with grace. El Mago, a master of agility, eluded Kiva's attacks and delivered lightning-quick strikes. The match featured a remarkable display of high-flying action, flips, dives, and reversals. Kiva climbed the turnbuckles and ascended to Bret's rope, snapping off a quick Kiva Dive for the pin and win. Kiva's return has immediately paved the road to the CXJ Championship.
Winner: Kiva via Kiva Dive -> Pin

Larry Grim: Kiva with the win! El Mago is a much better fit here than where he was, but Kiva was the better man today. He spent a lengthy excursion back in Anahauc, getting back to his roots and dealing with his “dark half” if you’ll recall. The division is lucky to have him, but he’s not the only legend from Anahauc back on the roster. Brother Tiburon and Rey Dorado is coming up!

Backstage

Good News Gary: Good News Everyone! I asked what the odds were that Rains could get into the King of the Mountain match at Demon Boogie 3! Swift said one out of a million. We’ve got a chance! YES! I’m joined now by the EBW Champion Rama Raju, who is actually off for Demon Boogie 3. How do you feel about that, and are you still going to attend?

Rama Raju: I’m the champion of this brand, and I wear that fact proudly. I’d much rather be in competition, but I will be there to support my new good friend Bashin Dan.

Good News Gary: You two have bonded recently, especially after your stellar time limit draw. You’re called the Mega Power Star, but you two are like….Mega Powers…of some sort.

Rama Raju: …You could say that I suppose? His Battle Spirits game is actually a lot of fun, but-

Colby Roads: Hold it! So this is the guy everyone is talking about? I ask them “So what do you guys want to talk about?” and they say “Rama Raju”. I’m not impressed that some pompous interloper has what belongs to me. This is MY story, and that’s MY title! My Dad never won it, so I deserve it automatically!

Rama Raju: …Did your father ever compete for it?

Colby Roads: THAT….is not the point. The point is….*lip quiver* my Dad is dead, and his last words to me were “You need to win the title for me, and finish the story.”

Rama Raju: …I believe you’re making that up.

Colby Roads: How dare you! Did you know I ended racism!?

Rama Raju: I was not aware that racism was a problem in Eagleland.

Colby Roads: Well..that’s uh…because I ENDED IT! Look, you can question me all you want, but the unproven commodity here is you. You’re the one that couldn’t put away Trevor Mach. You’re the one that couldn’t put away Bashin Dan. You don’t lose singles matches, but you weren’t winning them either! Me on the other hand? I’ve had legendary victories over such names as uh…Tony Abobo…Calvin N’ Hobbs….Mr. Luther…and uh…Demonico? I won those feuds! I advanced in the story! I will beat Dan, and when I do…I will then get a shot at you and I’ll FINISH! THE! STORY!

Rama Raju: …That man…is compensating.

Good News Gary: I can see the fire raging behind your eyes sir. I know why they call you “The Fire” now. The question is, will you give Rains a title shot?

Rama Raju: What?

Good News Gary: I mean, will you have a match with Colby Roads if he wins?

Rama Raju: He can have a match if he loses, just not for the title.

Good News Gary: Violence for violence sake? Is that the answer?

Rama Raju: It’s not an answer…it’s a question….and the answer is yes.

Good News Gary: Huh?!

3. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Brother Tiburon vs. Rey Dorado
-Next up, Brother Tiburon was set to face off with a mystery opponent, that turned out to be the returning Rey Dorado. For those who forgot Brother Tiburon is a luchador deeply connected to his faith, Brother Tiburon's wrestling style was grounded in power and strength. Hailing from the prestigious Dorado wrestling family, Rey was celebrated for his technical finesse and high-flying artistry. His lucha libre expertise was a perfect blend of agility and grace. Brother Tiburon and Rey Dorado circled each other in the center of the ring. The opening exchanges were a mix of cautious circling and quick strikes. Rey's nimble footwork allowed him to land a series of crisp armdrags, showcasing his technical prowess. Rey Dorado knew that the key to victory lay in his high-flying capabilities. With the crowd's anticipation mounting, Rey climbed the turnbuckles and executed a breathtaking moonsault. He soared through the air with precision, but Brother Tiburon narrowly rolled out of harm's way. Recovering quickly, Brother Tiburon seized the moment. He locked Rey in a punishing bearhug, showcasing his strength and resilience. Rey Dorado, with his spirit unwavering, battled his way out of the bearhug and created an opening. Brother Tiburon attempted to regain control with a brainbuster, but Rey's agility came into play once again.
Rey Dorado managed to escape the brainbuster attempt with a dazzling reversal, flipping Brother Tiburon into position for his signature move, the "Doradorana." The crowd roared as Rey executed the move with grace and precision, pinning Brother Tiburon to the mat. 1-2-3! Rey Dorado with the win.
Winner: Rey Dorado via Doradorana -> Pin

Apple Kid: Rey Dorado with the win! It’s already going to be an amazing CXJ Championship bout at Demon Boogie 3, but we have one more space left to fill, and the match to decide that is coming up!

Minty Grim: Yeah.

Apple Kid: …You’re still here?

The Weekend Wrecking Crew Locker Room

The Crew were all assembled, including a new guy, as they celebrated Geoff Garrett’s upcoming wedding. Tack was shaking as it looked like was forcing a smile, but he was more than likely holding back tears of joy for his friend.

Tack Angel: So who is this guy?!

Geoff Garrett: That’s Reginald Marshmallow!

Reginald Marshmallow: Good day sir.

Tack Angel: Another Mid-South guy?! Gr-great. *shaky thumbs up*

Magnum PT: We got to talk bachelor party Chief. I’ll get the beer!

Point Man: Point Man will find a reasonably priced location to hold the festive event!

Dungaree Danson: I know where I can find the girls.

Tack Angel: I’d rather not have to worry about catching something.

Dungaree Danson: What?

Tack Angel: Nothing!

Saxon: This is going to rock eh Tack?

Tack Angel: AH!

Novus: That’s a classic Tack catchphrase right there! Haha….classic Tack.

Saxon: Gotta love him!

Magnum PT: Think you can help us with the arrangements Chief? You are the best man after all.

Tack Angel: …I live in a trailer…and give most of my money to an evil witch woman who broadcast the disintegration of our marriage. What can I possibly do?

Geoff Garrett: Hey hey Slappy, don’t be so hard on her. The heart is a fickle thing, and easily breakable…like my guitar. Luckily…the heart can be repaired…as I grab another guitar. We got to push on and try to find what’s going to make us happy in life…like breaking a guitar over someon-

Tack Angel: Shut up, you’re right…not about the guitar thing though. The heart can be repaired. I’m going to bounce back from this. That was really smart…that part that was mixed in with the stupid guitar crap. I hate guitars. In fact give me that!

Tack grabbed Geoff’s guitar and smashed it into bits. Geoff immediately produced another one.

Geoff Garrett: That’s the ticket Slappy! Feels good doesn’t it?! I love breaking guitars! We’ve got so much in common best man!

Tack Angel: AH!

4. EBW CXJ Championship Qualifier: Curry Man<3’dPW> vs. Johnny Starbound
-The eccentric Curry Man, known for his goofy and spicy character, was set to face a surprising name in none other than Johnny Starbound, who had recently been fired from Havok, but had now arrived for the CXJ revival. As the bell rang, Curry Man, with his flamboyant and whimsical antics, entertained the crowd with his lively personality. He danced around the ring and had the Xciters laughing. Johnny Starbound, however, was a no-nonsense for a change. With a background in high-flying moves, he was determined to make a statement in the CXJ revival. The match began with Curry Man attempting to engage in some playful offense. However, Starbound remained focused and unyielding, not allowing Curry Man's antics to distract him. As the match progressed, Johnny Starbound unleashed his athleticism, springing off the ropes to execute a perfect 450 Splash. The high-flying move was executed with precision, and he landed on Curry Man effortlessly. A one-sided win with the pinfall.
Winner: Johnny Starbound via 450 Splash -> Pin

Larry Grim: Johnny Starbound making it look easy. He took that seriously at least, but he doesn’t seem to care for the fans, and they don’t care for him.

Apple Kid: He wrestled here for a time, and was not too popular, feuding with local hero Barry “The Master” Lawless over the Southern Championship.

Makoto Kino: Up next, we have women’s wrestling action as Christina Angel takes on Siren.

Larry Grim: Yes, but on that subject, we hear you’ll be taking on Erica in a Lumberghost Match at Demon Boogie 3. Do you have ANY idea what that is?

Makoto Kino: Uh…sort of? I was told that the ring will be surrounded by ghosts…and we won’t know who is under the sheets, so we won’t know who is standing on any given side of the ring. It’s intimidating, but I’m not going to let it get me down. I’m working hard to get into great shape! I’m focusing on winning for the Sensations, and for Tack…to uh…inspire him…to push forward and never give up…cause we’re friends you see!

Minty Grim: …I’m not buying it.

Apple Kid: THANK YOU!

5. Women’s Singles: Christina Angel vs. Siren
-Up next, Christina Angel, the ACE of the division and the most popular star, was prepared to face off against Siren, the deaf warrior from the Eagleland Gladiators, known for her imposing size. The match began with Siren utilizing her size advantage, overpowering Christina Angel in the early moments. She used her strength to execute powerful slams and strikes, attempting to assert her dominance. Christina Angel, the crafty veteran, used her technical wrestling skills to turn the tide. She strategically targeted Siren's limbs, attempting to neutralize her opponent's strength advantage. The crowd rallied behind Christina, encouraging her to overcome the size difference. As the match progressed, Christina Angel managed to gain the upper hand, countering Siren's power moves with agility and quickness. She executed a series of impressive holds and suplexes, showcasing her wrestling ability. Christina Angel trapped Siren in her signature move, the Angel Wings, and drove Siren into the mat for the pin and win.
Winner: Christina Angel via Angel Wings -> Pin

After the match, Christina was swarmed by Erica, Gianna Rambaldi, and Hilda Iceheart, the collective known as 3Queens. Siren tried to help, but she was beaten back to the mat, as Makoto Kino left the announce desk and joined the others in the ring. She helped Christina and Siren fight off 3Queens and send them out of the ring to a big reaction from the Xciters.

Erica: Cute Makoto…very cute. You’re playing contender now? You really should have stayed at the desk. Have you seen the journey I took to get back to prominence? It felt like a lifetime of humiliation and degradation, only to find that I was not the one who was wrong. It was all of you, like I always assumed. I am truly the best there is. Without me, you’d have NOTHING. I’m willing to do the most heinous and vile things I have to, so as to keep this title, and my position as the true ACE of this Queendom. I don’t care who surrounds the ring. At Demon Boogie 3, I’ll make sure you stay in the chair where you belong. You will address me as Queen, and that’s all there is to it!

Makoto Kino: I know a woman who should have been a Queen! She gave it up for true love! That inspired me, Erica. Anyone who gives up the crown for love, has the power to change the world! At Demon Boogie 3, I just might change the world myself! I’m not backing down from you. Christina here…she showed the way. You were thought unbeatable once…not anymore.

Christina Angel: If I’m not the one to topple you again, then I’m proud that Makoto is going to do it! Either way, this 3Queens group won’t be the only ones around the ring at Demon Boogie 3. I’ll be there. I’ll be under a sheet. You won’t know which one is me Erica…but I’ll be there…breathing down your neck!

Makoto Kino: That’s great…even IF ghosts don’t brea- did I go too far? I needed to shut up right? Let it linger on the cool line? Dang it! *blush*

Backstage

Johnny Starbound had just left Swift's office after signing the contract for the CXJ Championship match at Demon Boogie. Kiva and Rey Dorado shook hands, but Johnny just walked away. His cellphone began to ring as he sped up and rounded the corner to answer it.

Johnny Starbound: *on the phone* Hello? Yep. I told you it would be a cinch. Don't worry, it's a done deal. I know exactly what I have to do.

6. 8-Man Tag: Rama Raju/Bashin Dan/Jammer/Jaden Yuki vs. Colby Roads/CP Munk/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
-Main event time, as an explosive 8-Man Tag Team match was set to take place, pitting two formidable factions against each other. The team of EBW Champion Rama Raju, Bashin Dan, Jammer, and Jaden Yuki, was ready to join forces against their rivals, led by Colby Roads, alongside CP Munk, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi. The crowd was electric with anticipation as the two teams, representing the Xciters and those who wanted to "FINISH! THE! STORY!" clashed in a match that promised to be memorable. The match began with Rama Raju, Bashin Dan, Jammer, and Jaden Yuki showcasing their teamwork and high-flying abilities, much to the delight of the Xciters in attendance. They controlled the early portions of the match with their well-coordinated offense. On the opposing side, Colby Roads, CP Munk, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi were relentless in their pursuit of victory, targeting Raju and Dan Club with ruthless aggression. The back-and-forth action had the crowd on the edge of their seats, as both teams fought with fervor. Raju was on the verge of securing a potential victory when, suddenly, chaos erupted in the arena. Troy and Razorblade entered the ring and unleashed a vicious assault on both teams. The referee called for the bell, declaring the match a No Contest due to the outside interference. The crowd's cheers turned to boos as the chaos continued, and to make matters worse, they were soon joined by Snakebite of Mid-South, further escalating the mayhem. The ring descended into chaos as The Rizz brawled both inside and outside the squared circle with both teams. Preacher Ra welcomed Snakebite to "The Rizz", while the former Vape, now called "The Rizzler" stood on the stage, perplexing his Dan Club brothers.
Winner: No Contest

Larry Grim: What is going on here?! Has Snakebite joined “The Rizz?!” Is Vap- I mean The Rizzler, joining them too? What’s going on here? That’s a really stupid name for the former Vape is it not?

Apple Kid: I’d rather not call him that, but I still have to work not to call him Mudslide!

Larry Grim: I remember that!

Apple Kid: This is a crazy way to end the night, but make sure you’re ready for more action, because Demon Boogie 3 is coming, live from Threed, hosted by Joe Bob Briggs! Don’t miss it!

Larry Grim: Wait…don’t touch that remote just yet! It’s time for the big reveal! Double G’s fiance is outside the building right now!

Apple Kid: Well let’s take a look!

Outside of the Sportasseum

The Weekend Wrecking Crew were gathered for the big reveal. A limo pulled up to Double G as he rubbed his hands together.

Geoff Garrett: I’m really nervous and excited here fellas, but this is it. I can’t wait for you to meet her!

Tack Angel: Want me to hold the Mars Championship while you open the door?

Geoff Garrett: Thanks, but no thanks my friend, I’ve got it all under control. I especially wanted you to meet her Tack, because I imagine we’re going to have to have a talk afterwards. Just take a deep breath, as I introduce you to the future Mrs. Geoff Garrett!

Double G opened the limo door to reveal…

Tracy: …Hi Tack…it’s me.

Tack Angel: ….

Saxon: Oh no.

Novus: We should stand back.

Tack Angel: …..FU-

Last edited by Machismo (10/24/2023 5:56 am)

Machismo · 10/26/2023 12:44 am

Backstage

Darius Grouch was seen talking to someone on his phone, as a figure appeared just out of shot.

Darius Grouch: *on the phone* I’m impressed so far. Keep up the good work. *hangs up the phone* Ah yes, it’s you I see. I’m glad you made the right decision. We know your talent here. I would have kept the bidding war going just to spite Swift regardless, as my own resources are considerable, but for you…I still feel like I got a bargain. Of course, I didn’t forget the cherry on top for you. *hands the figure a VIP Card* You have exactly what you asked for, and I look forward to seeing you in action. I’m glad Swift realized this was a war. It wouldn’t have been fun otherwise. Hehehe.

“Skillet - Feel Invincible”

Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Sin City! We’re home more or less right Nerma?

Nerma: That’s right, we were signed to a contract to do commentary out here for the previous ENT production, so it’s great to be back in Sin City…well for most of us. Trevor Mach has a propensity to take things literally, and didn’t much care for it.

Tommy Dukes: No, I think it has more to do with the fact that his wife was run off the road and paralyzed on the way back FROM Sin City.

Nerma: Oh…right…that might be it. Oops. Well, it’s a city full of gamblers and games of chance, the Renegades are taking big chances tonight. The risk is high, as we head to Demon Boogie 3. This Halloween is going to get bloody, and if they’re not careful some of the Renegades might not make it after tonight!

Tommy Dukes: You’re talking Television Champion Subculture aren’t you?

Nerma: A parking lot brawl?! That Ilya is an unhinged guy! Be careful Subbie!

Tommy Dukes: He’s doing the classy thing and giving Benji a title shot after Benji was cheated out of it before. That’s the right thing to do. Fighting Ilya in the parking lot? That might be a bit much. Benjamin is in action first tonight, as he battles Isiah Muscle in singles action. We know the people of Sin City want to see some action. It’s all about action here, and that’s what we’re going to give you! Let’s not waste any more time and get right to it!

EBW: Havok
Battle Zone, Sin City
ENT

1. Singles: Benjamin vs. Isiah Muscle
-Opening bout kicked off with Benjamin, the Mystic Bout Machine known for his explosive tactics and high-impact moves, faced off against Isiah Muscle, who combined his father's incredible strength and suplex prowess with a top level of agility and ego to boot. Benji initiated the action by attempting to ground Isiah, applying holds and submissions in an attempt to wear down his opponent. Isiah, however, used his agility to evade Benji's grasp and responded with a flurry of striking moves, setting up for the big slams. The match became a back-and-forth contest as both competitors took turns asserting their dominance. Benji blasted Isiah with the Spear, but Mike's son managed to get his foot on the rope. Even with Mike on the outside, Benjamin was starting to overtake Isiah with momentum. Mike got onto the side of the ring to try and put a stop to it, but Benji hit him off the ropes, as he came off of them to hit Isiah with another Spear. He lifted Isiah in the air, and hit the legendary Masamune and the pin for the 1-2-3!
Winner: Benjamin via Spear x Masamune -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Benji with the win! He’s been a lone hero in the land of the Renegades, but that hasn’t stopped him from being one of the absolute best! He challenges for the Television Championship at Demon Boogie 3, but right now, we’re apparently going to hear from Ilya Fedorovich! Let’s take it to him.

Backstage

Ilya Fedorovich: When I was a little kid, on my first day at school…all the little kids laughed at me. Why? Well where I come from, you had to be strong to survive, even the children. They saw my mother kiss me on the forehead, and saw me as weak and soft. Yes, it was just that simple. Weakness was found, and exploited. Subculture, I could exploit your weakness, and all the little kids would laugh at you Eaglelandski. It would be so easy, so simple. But then…you might realize something, you might learn from it. I don’t want you better, I want you beaten.

-

Nerma: Well…he’s fun.

Tommy Dukes: Next up, we have Dougie Mach and Fighter Daron already in the ring. Dougie is upset, saying that he knows what it means to not get an entrance, but Daron is wondering why he doesn’t even get a reaction. We’re about to find out who they are competing against. It’s a mystery tag team, and expectations are high. Who is it gonna be? It’s…..

Tommy Dukes: It’s Sal Paradise…and Boomtown! It’s LOVEBOOM BABY!

Nerma: Outstanding! Havok has won the bidding war! Take that Xciters! This isn’t where the big boys play! I mean look at the pejorative…play. We don’t play! We fight!

Tommy Dukes: Pejorative? I don’t think that’s ri-LOVEBOOM EVERYBODY!

2. Tag: Dougie Mach/Fighter Daron vs. Sal Paradise/Boomtown
-Next up, a tag team match with a surprise! On one side of the ring, the team of Dougie Mach and Fighter Daron. Dougie was trying to shake a losing streak, while Fighter Daron continued to question why he was getting zero reaction from the Renegades. Not even boos, just....nothing. They were ready to face a surprise mystery team, new to the Havok roster, the electrifying duo of Sal Paradise and Boomtown, collectively known as LoveBoom! The camera cut to Darius Grouch in his VIP booth as he toasted his newest signings. You could see in Sal's hand that he had what appeared to be a VIP Card, like the kind Darius hands out to add an unpredictable element to the proceedings. The Renegades were buzzing, literally buzzing Tack, with anticipation as the match got underway. Dougie was solid, but Fighter Daron struggled against the more experienced team. Boomtown, dropping the Jason part of his name, but keeping the tank entrance, had definitely spent time under Sal's learning tree, as they made frequent tags and worked together in the way Sal used to work with Jamie OD in LoveKick! Finish came when Sal lifted Daron up to Boomtown on the top rope, who Powerbombed him back to the mat. A tandem move they call the BoomBomb! 1-2-3 and LoveBoom! get the win!
Winners: Sal Paradise/Boomtown[o] via Top Rope Boom Bomb on Fighter Daron -> Pin

Sal Paradise: HEY BABY! LoveBoom! in the hooooouse!

Boomtown: Y’all ready to FEEL! THE! BOOM!

Sal Paradise: You know, it was actually very very easy to decide where we were going to end up. After all…Mike Thunder is here, and I don’t much get along with Mike Thunder. I DO get along with the new boss though, and he gave us THIS! Boomtown, what IS this?

Boomtown: This VIP Card gives us a title shot against Mike and Isiah whenever we want, and we’re going to use it! We’re going to pick our spot, and we’re going to make our move!

Isiah Muscle: Oh yeah? OH YEAH! Big deal! BIG DEAL! Dad and I are the best tag team in the history of the sport! We’re the World Tag Team Champions! You think some card is going to change that!? IT’S NOT!

Boomtown: Whoa! I think we lit a fuse.

Sal Paradise: I don't know who this angry lesbian is, but someone should take her antiquing to calm her down.

Boomtown: I think…that’s Isiah.

Sal Paradise: Oh right! Hey kid, your Dad is a punk, and we’re coming for those titles. Better be ready at all times. You’ll never know when it’s coming. I said that very same thing to a date once…it didn’t work out. That’s how we learn though right? That’s how we learn.

After the win, Sal and Boomtown walked into the back. As they celebrated, they ran into some familiar faces.

Boomtown: You were right to come here Sal. This is where we’re going to get a good fight!

Sal Paradise: Absolutely, but remember, we agreed on this together. It was all or nothing kid. I’m gonna take ya to the top! Together, we-

Poo: Sal Paradise…it’s been a while.

Sal Paradise: Poo…and Metal Militia. Hey Ness…how’s the house?

Ness: …..

Sal Paradise: And I see ya wrangled Hotlanta and Generator into it. Watch out for them kid, they’re top tier…they weren’t LoveKick tier…but they aren’t bad.

Hotlanta: We were always a better team, and we’re both still alive, so I think we won out in the end.

Sal Paradise: If you say so. As good as LoveKick was….LoveBoom! is gonna be even bigger.

Poo: Well why do it alone? We’re an army on the grow Sal. I know you’ve had a history with Trevor Mach yourself. I know you’ve had beef with Subculture and Picky in the past too. We’re going to be doing things our way, the way it should have always been. It’ll be a lot easier for you if you jumped on board.

Sal Paradise: My history? My beef? It’s all in the past. I spent too much time thinking I wasn’t going to have a career anymore. When I got cleared to return, none of that mattered anymore. I was just happy that the suave casanova of EBW got to do what he does best other than love on the ladies. I GET to wrestle, and my new partner here…he’s my back up. Thanks…but no thanks.

Poo: Bad call Sal. Bad call.

-

Tommy Dukes: Well, it looks like Metal Militia wants Sal Paradise in the fold, but Sal is sticking by Boomtown, and that future title shot they have now thanks to the VIP Card from our Boss.

Nerma: Moving on, we have a Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag up next, as NEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox take on the Gamer Girlz. The sudden title change worked out in the favor of the new champs, as this match was already signed before the change. What a roller coaster it’s been for the Lady Renegades lately, and someone who knows all about that is here right now. She’ll be playing Mail Girl at Demon Boogie 3, but right now she’s the legendary Tali Mach. M’s Style, Lady M’s, Endless M’s, you’ve had many names, but you always managed to raise the bar in the ring and-

Tali Mach: Stop trying to smooch my butt Nerma, I heard what you said earlier.

Nerma: Eep!

Tali Mach: Of course he’s not going to like it here! As for me? You think I’d be afraid, but that’s not my style, and it never has been. Sin City is my element. Doesn’t matter if I can’t walk. I’m alive. I’m still here. I wanted to see some old friends and catch some live wrestling action.

Tommy Dukes: Well it’s great to have you here Tali. What do you think about this upcoming bout, with Aoi and Mitra, facing off with the Gamer Girlz?

Tali Mach: Darkness and Mitra work hard…they go they’re high impact killers, and I like that. Chains is an old friend, though she didn’t remember me earlier until I slapped her upside the head a couple times. Christy Angel is gifted, but lazy. Should be a good fight.

Nerma: Well, it’ll be even better watching it with THE Tali Mach! Looking forward to Demon Boogie 3?

Tali Mach: Sure I guess. I like Joe Bob well enough. I convinced him we need to be authentic though. We’re not buying plastic skeletons for the show. They’re terrible for the environment. Locally sourced all natural skeletons are far more environmentally friendly. Want to do your part?

Nerma: AH!

3. Lady Renegades Non-Title Tag: Darkness Aoi/Mitra Lennox vs. Alison Chains/Christy Angel
-Next up, Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox were set to face the unpredictable and unique Gamer Girlz, Alison Chains and Christy Angel. Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox entered the ring with a sense of purpose, ready to demonstrate their wrestling prowess. Alison Chains, with her aloof and eccentric personality, added an element of unpredictability having had to have something suspicious in a bag confiscated from her by Renegade Security before the match, while Christy Angel, displaying shades of her older sister but lacking maturity, aimed to make her mark. The match began with Alison Chains and Darkness Aoi as the legal competitors. Chains, known for her unorthodox and unpredictable offense, had the audience on edge with her quirky antics. They never knew when she would find focus and dominate as she had in a tag team with Christy's sister, who she insists she actually is. Darkness Aoi, on the other hand, relied on her technical expertise and serious approach. As the match progressed, the tag team dynamic came into play. Christy Angel, displaying flashes of her sister's skill, entered the match but struggled to maintain composure against the experienced team of Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox. Despite their recent success in gaining the Senshi Championships, the Gamer Girlz were finding it challenging to handle their focused and determined opponents. Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox utilized their tag team chemistry to wear down their less experienced foes. The turning point came when Darkness Aoi executed her signature move, the Darkness Bomber, off the ropes onto Christy Angel. She blasted the young Angel and pinned her for the win.
Winners: Darkness Aoi[o]/Mitra Lennox via Darkness Bomber on Christy Angel -> Pin

Tali Mach: Gifted but lazy, like I told ya.

Nerma: Aoi and Lennox with the win, but look, here comes Paula, the Women’s World Champion! She is flanked by Wendy Mustang. Paula is limping, but she’s walking out of her own volition after what happened on The Storm.

Paula: Seems to me like we have a problem. Aoi…Lennox…I don't know what you think you’re accomplishing. You’re making a mockery of those belts you hold, and you’re trying to make a mockery of this Women’s World Championship. This represents the standard of excellence in wrestling. It’s supposed to go beyond the petty squabbles, the BS finishes. At Demon Boogie 3, I have a match with Wendy Mustang. She is beat up…I’m obviously limping myself…thanks to you two. That won’t stop us from doing our best to steal the whole show. If you two come anywhere near that ring…then I’m gonna do what I gotta do. Do you understand me?

Nerma: She’s not backing down.

Tali Mach: Paula has always been serious. She was right there with me at the beginning. She’s not one to cross, unless you’re ready to be put through hell.

Tommy Dukes: Well speaking of hell, traffic is hell, am I right? That’s why I’m glad Nerma and I took a bus tonight, but for those of you who actually parked in the arena, I’m so sorry. Subculture and Ilya Fedorovich are about to wreck your car more than likely. The stage is set, so let’s get to it.

Tali Mach: Now this I want to see.

4. Parking Lot Brawl: Subculture vs. Ilya Fedorovich
-In the dimly lit parking lot of the wrestling arena, a fierce and chaotic brawl was about to unfold. Subculture, known for his gritty and street-smart style, faced off against Ilya Fedorovich, a foreign menace from Euroland. There were no rules, no pinfalls, and no count-outs – only the relentless determination to see who would give up or be knocked out first. Surrounded by parked cars, a raucous crowd of Renegades and fellow wrestlers gathered, ready to witness the street fight between Subculture and Ilya Fedorovich. The tension was electric. The two competitors wasted no time and immediately began exchanging brutal punches and kicks, throwing each other against the parked cars. The fans roared with excitement, urging the fighters on as they went to war in the unforgiving environment. Subculture's brawler instincts and Ilya's ruthless determination collided in a chaotic and unrelenting battle. They used every available weapon at their disposal, including the cars themselves. Metal clanged, and windows shattered as the two men fought with reckless abandon. The brawl raged on, and it seemed like neither Subculture nor Ilya Fedorovich would back down. They traded fierce strikes, suplexes onto car hoods, and sent each other crashing through car doors, all while the Renegades cheered and chanted for Sub. As the battle reached its apex, Subculture managed to land a devastating KO Punch, staggering Ilya. Seizing the opportunity, Subculture grabbed his opponent and hurled Ilya Fedorovich through the window of a nearby car. Glass shattered, and the car alarm blared in a cacophony of chaos. The referee, who was present to oversee the contest, had no choice but to declare Subculture the winner. Ilya Fedorovich lay amidst the wreckage, defeated and incapacitated.
Winner: Subculture via KO

World Champion Trevor Mach applauded Subculture and patted his friend and Blood 4 Blood ally on the back as Little Mac helped him to the locker room. As he walked away to get ready for his own match, he bumped into a familiar and frantic face.

w00t: YOU! HAHA! HELLO!

Trevor Mach: w00t…what happened to you?

w00t: DO YOU….DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?!

Trevor Mach: What?

w00t: WE WERE ONE! I WAS WITH HIM! I COULD FEEL HIM CONSUMING ME! HAHA! FUN RIGHT?!

Trevor Mach: I don’t know what you’re talking about. What you do in your personal life is your own business, but I’d highly suggest divine intervention if-

w00t: AZRAEL HELP ME!

Trevor Mach: …What did you just call me?

W00t: HAHA! I DON’T KNOW! I JUST SAY SILLY THINGS! I’M A GOOFY GUY LIKE THAT! SEE YA LATER!

Trevor Mach: …..

Backstage

Isiah Muscle rushed over to Samurai Ifrit, who were discussing the action from earlier in the show.

Isiah Muscle: Dad, did you see that?!

Mike Thunder: We were JUST discussing it, and Ooooo if it doesn’t get the strong tits in a frenzy!

Seto Kaiba: It’s actually quite disturbing to see that up close.

Zyro Kurogane: Forget Sal Paradise and Boomtown. Let them try. You two are the premiere team in all of wrestling. No one is better in tag wrestling than Mike, and you have picked up everything from him. You’re a natural. Havok is ours for the taking boys, and the answer is right in front of us. The crisis of others is our opportunity. Keep that in mind. Keep sharp. Keep focused. Get ready to waste those Weekend Wrecking Crew losers at Demon Boogie, and LET IT RIP!

-

Tommy Dukes: That’s right, Samurai Ifrit will be battling the Weekend Wrecking Crew for the World Team Championship Rings at Demon Boogie 3. The Rings give you a pass to go to either show, and Samurai Ifrit used that to get one over on the Gladiators when they tried. We’ve had to root for them lately. It’s been weird. They’re not the best guys I know, but they have defended Havok from Xcite twice now, and are going for a threepeat.

Tali Mach: I don’t like that word…threepeat. That sounds like repeating three times. So you’re talking about doing something four times. It’s inaccurate. Don’t ever use it again.

Tommy Dukes: …Right.

Nerma: Up next, we have Hope Mach, your daughter, taking on the mercenary Valarie Dorado. Hope has been excelling at showing the Lady Renegades what the Bushido style truly means lately, and here she’ll be in a Bushido Rules bout with a grappling and submission master.

Tali Mach: She’s going to clear out the entire roster before she goes for the World Championship. She wants to make it clear she can beat everybody first. I like that strategy. When she wins, who the hell is going to challenge he-

Tommy Dukes: Tali watch out!

Suddenly, Poo and w00t came through the crowd and pushed Nerma and Tommy out of the commentary booth. Poo pulled his chair right up to Tali.

Poo: Metal Militia taking over! Tired of hearing the lovebird stooges prattle on, when I’m more than capable of telling people how I feel. Been a long time coming. Oh hi Tali, you’re looking….rather grounded.

Tali Mach: …..

Poo: Hey, look who I brought with me! w00t, you surely hold a very special place in Tali’s heart! After all, you’re the one who ran her off the road!

w00t: HI TALI! HAHAHA!

Tali Mach: You trying to provoke me? Trying to shock me? Not gonna work.

Poo: Of course it won’t! You’re like me…you can turn it all off can’t you? My problem…if it’s even a problem…is that I got so good at turning it off….I don’t know if I can turn it back on again. Who says I even want to. I spent years trying to be a do-gooder. I saved the world and got zero recognition for it. The world moved on from guys like myself and Ness rather quickly. You want to stick around, you have to become a monster every now and then…isn’t that right w00t?

w00t: Haha! I’m…having SOOOOOO m-m-m-much fun!

Tali Mach: Look where that got this poor *bleep*. You won’t be doing much better when Trevor’s done with you in The Grindhouse.

Poo: Actually Tali, now that I think about it, I will do one good deed. I’m going to get a wheelchair just like yours, so the two of you can be cripple buddies when it’s all said and done. Say, let’s watch your daughter shall we? She’s staring bullets at me right now.

Tali Mach: Focus on the match Hope! You got this!

5. Lady Renegades Bushido Rules Singles: Hope Mach vs. Valarie Dorado
-Hope Mach, known for her proficient mat wrestling and submission skills, faced off against Valarie Dorado in a Bushido Rules match, a contest that would test the mettle and resilience of the Lady Renegades. Hope had one eye fixed on the commentary table at all times. The contest allowed no rope breaks or leaving the ring, emphasizing the importance of pure wrestling skill and showing the broadening gap between Havok and the guys on the other network. Hope Mach, the experienced mat wrestler, looked to use her technical prowess to gain the upper hand. She grappled with Valarie Dorado, attempting to assert her dominance in the ring. Valarie, however, had her own game plan. She showcased her family's legacy and experience in the ring, defending against Hope Mach's holds and counters. As the match continued, it became evident that Valarie Dorado was no pushover. The mercenary displayed impressive technique and resilience, countering Hope Mach's submissions and maintaining her composure. The surprising upset came when Valarie Dorado seized an opening. She expertly applied a Rear Naked Choke, locking it in with precision. Hope Mach, caught off guard, struggled to break free, but Valarie's hold proved to be too tight. The referee closely monitored the situation, ensuring that Hope Mach was not in danger. As Hope Mach's strength waned, the ref thought he had no choice, but to call the match, but Hope showed signs of fighting off the choke as the bell rang, leading to a controversial ending, but a win for Valarie Dorado nonetheless.
Winner: Valarie Dorado via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage

Poo: Oh no! What a shame! Right Tali? Your daughter failed! I can call her a failure out loud because she can’t hear me! Your whole family is a mess! Not a single one of you is “complete”.

Tali Mach: We complete each other you *bleep*. That’s something you wouldn’t understand, sitting in your fancy chair, being waited on hand a foot, revealing what a narcissistic sociopath you truly are.

w00t: Haha! That’s not nice! Hurt feelings are the wo-wo-worst! I’m….I’m sorry!

Tali Mach: What?

w00t: I WASN’T ALONE! AHAHAHA!

Tali Mach: Not alone?! What are you talking abo-

Poo: We’re done here. It’s time for our match w00t. Let’s ro-

Tali Mach: I said what are you talking ab-

Poo: Shut it!

Poo pie faced Tali, who fell over in her chair. The Renegades booed as Poo shrugged and laughed. Trevor ran out and leaped over the announce table to get to Poo as Renegade Security came out to break up the action. Little Mac, Picky Minch, and Cade Yaggis ran down to pull the fight apart too, and watch Trevor’s back as he helped Tali get upright again. They both checked on Hope as Tommy and Nerma returned to the table.

Tommy Dukes: Well, that got out of control. Luckily it looks like Tali is alright. Trevor and Tali are helping Hope to the back, but Blood 4 Blood will be back out here in just a few short minutes!

Nerma: Yeah, and so will Poo and Metal Militia. I can see some of their points, I really can, but with Poo showing this side of himself, I can’t support the cause. That’s NOT what EBW is about, and it never has been. *sigh* I think it was about wrestling aliens at one point…but not that type of violence.

Backstage

Kid Havok: Kid Havok here, and I just found Ilya Fedorovich! Ilya, shouldn’t you be getting medical care? You’re bleeding all over and-

Ilya Fedorovich: You know what? *slowly pulls out one of his own teeth* Something…has been bothering me. Something has been brewing…inside of me. Hehehe.

Kid Havok: You sure it’s not shards of glass in your-

Ilya Fedorovich: I will come for you Subculture. I will come for you. It’s not over. It’s not over. Hehehe.

Kid Havok: …Perhaps a CT scan? Yikes. This guy’s got all the warning signs.

6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Picky Minch/Cade Yaggis vs. Poo/Crono/w00t
-Main event time, as a high-stakes 6-man tag team match was set to take place, featuring two of the most prominent factions in professional wrestling. Blood 4 Blood, represented by World Champion Trevor Mach, Picky Minch, and Cade Yaggis, was set to face the formidable Metal Militia, comprised of #1 contender Poo, Crono, and w00t, still clad in the maddening Tanooki Suit. The match commenced with Trevor Mach and #1 contender Poo as the legal competitors. The contest quickly escalated into a heated back-and-forth, with both men demonstrating their technical abilities and ferocity. They traded shots and head butts, busting each other open ahead of their Demon Boogie battle in The Grindhouse. The intensity of the contest was apparent as Picky Minch and Crono entered the match. Minch, with his amatuer style, clashed with Crono's agility and precision, captivating the Renegades with their exchange of moves. Cade Yaggis and w00t joined the fray, bringing their unique styles and tactics into the mix. w00t was still technically masterful as ever, but made frequent stops to laugh, cry, and try to tear off the suit. The crowd watched in awe as the six competitors pushed their limits, each trying to gain the upper hand for their respective team. The turning point of the match came when Hotlanta and Generator, who had been lurking at ringside, seized an opportunity. With the referee's back turned, they unleashed a devastating Total Elimination on Trevor Mach. The World Champion was left stunned and vulnerable. Poo capitalized on the situation, delivering a thunderous Starstorm Omega to the dazed Trevor Mach. He made the cover, and the referee counted the 1-2-3! Metal Militia secured another shocking victory over the World Champion, leaving the crowd in disbelief.
Winners: Poo[o]/Crono/w00t via Starstorm Omega on Trevor Mach -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Dirty tricks and Metal Milita wins another one! Trevor is already bleeding, and so is Poo. Together, they might just get ripped to shreds at Demon Boogie 3. Don’t miss the chaos folks, but viewer discretion is advised! Joe Bob’s gonna host the show, and that usually means someone dies….YIKES!

Last edited by Machismo (10/26/2023 12:55 am)

Machismo · 10/28/2023 12:27 am

Dirt Cheap Apartments - Threed

Subculture and Christina Angel walked into the apartment building. The studio apartment looked over all of Threed, which put a smile on Christina’s face, but made Subculture leary.

Subculture: So…you’re sure you want to move here?

Christina Angel: Absolutely. I’ve been dying to get out of the city, and we need a neutral territory so I don’t get judged by Swift whenever I want to see my husband. He’d leer at me Matthew…he’d literally leer at me.

Subculture: Huh…I guess that’s a good enough reason. You never know when he’s gonna flip something.

Christina Angel: It was lucky that we were both meeting here for the show, cause I’ve ALWAYS wanted to live here! Dad was never a big fan of it. He’s not a horror guy.

Subculture: Yeah, no kidding. Then again, I can’t really blame him after that whole “Slayer” incident.”

Christina Angel: Right?

Subculture: Well, I like the place aside from the eerie view. I mean I literally see an ominous cloud hovering overhead, and I’m pretty sure that tent over there was moving. What do you think?

Christina Angel: I think…it’s going to be a lot of fun. Let’s do this.

Subculture: Fantastic. We just need that landlord to show up then. What was his name again?

Christina Angel: I think it was Andy something? Andy Vantage?

Suddenly, the door to the bathroom was kicked open, as a muscly and imposing man in a multi-colored tank top, shades, and hat burst into the room.

Andy Vantage: That’s the LANDLORD MAN Andy Vantage to you. Uh-huh. Yeah! Let me just tell ya something RIGHT NOW….we don’t allow pets in this building! If I see a dog, a cat, or even a COCKATOO….yeah…I’m gonna lose it, YA GOT ME!?

Subculture: Uh…yeah?

Andy Vantage: I’m a busy man, got a LOT of properties I’m managing. I come home everyday uh-huh. Yeah, I come home EVERYDAY feeling weary, bleary eyed uh-huh, because I put ALL MY TIME into these buildings, and I don’t want no pencil necked GEEK thinking he can make a mess cause he wants a furry critter. ALSO, you’d better do those dishes. I come in and check on my tenants, yeah, I keep a CLOSE EYE on the situation. I see it ALL THE TIME! Plates and dishes and forks and spoons PILED HIGH! ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! Wash those dishes uh-huh. WASH EM AND DRY EM!

Christina Angel: Got it!

Andy Vantage: That’s good, that’s real good, cause I’M A MAN WITH A PLAN! THE SKY IS THE LIMIT AND SPACE IS THE PLACE! The sky being your rent, it’s NOT gonna be cheap, cause this SPACE is prime real estate you know what I’m sayin’. Uh-huh. YEAH! LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION! However…I will DIE for my tenants. You got a squeaky wheel? I'll bring the grease, all you gotta do is sign this lease. OH YEAH!

Subculture: …Right…this is gonna be great. *sigh*

Threed Morgue and Bar - Threed

A sad and weary Tack Angel sat at the bar and looked down into his Arnold Palmer drink he had ordered. The bartender simply stared at him, as he finally broke his silence after an hour.

Tack Angel: He’s marrying Tracy!? I thought she had left me for that backstabber CP Munk! I STILL need to get my match with him, but now I have THIS to deal with? We’ve literally only been divorced for a few weeks ya know?!

Bartender: …..

Tack Angel: *sigh* I have a black pit that rests inside of me. It fuels an all consuming sense of nothingness. As if monotony and drudgery were the only compass points on my dark walk through life. You ever….feel that way?

Bartender: …No habla Eangles.

Tack Angel: …Oh.

Tack walked outside, and looked up towards the sky.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Alright, I have no other choice here. Jesus, take the wheel.

Makoto Kino: Tack? There you are. What are you doing?

Tack Angel: Huh? I was just going to take this uber back to the hotel. His name is Jesus.

Makoto Kino: Tack…he’s blind.

Tack Angel: YOU’RE JUST NOW TELLING ME THIS! GET OUT OF HERE! I am not giving that guy a good rating.

Makoto Kino: Tack, I saw what happened with Tracy.

Tack Angel: Yeah…everyone did! First it was CP Munk, and now it’s Geoff Garrett?! GEOFF GARRETT WITH TRACY?! WHAT IS EVEN GOING O-

Makoto Kino: I know that your friendship and bond with Geoff is strong, and that he and Tracy must truly love each other to be pursuing this. I think it’s so big of you to be supportive and standing by your friend. I think it’s the most impressive thing.

Tack Angel: Y-you…you do?

Makoto Kino: Your heart has always been so big. I uh…*blush* I admire that about you. I’d give anything to feel loved like that.

Tack Angel: Yeah? Well…uh…um..maybe….it’ll happen someday? You just gotta…uh find the right guy?

Makoto Kino: Oh…yeah…hehe….you’re right. It’ll…it’ll happen SOMEDAY haha…ha. Well…be careful getting back to the hotel. I’ll see you there!

Tack Angel: And there she goes…running…in heels. Now THAT is impressive…none of that stuff she was talking about with me.

?: Ya know, she couldn’t be more obvious if she were throwing a brick at you. I find it hard to believe I could be as naive as you, but then it hit me.

Tack Angel: Huh? You again? What hit you, a revelation?

?: No, the brick. My name is Grimoire.

Tack Angel: Oh right…I’ve been looking for you Greg. This picture…what is up with this picture?

Grimoire: You kept it?

Tack Angel: It’s…impressive photoshop.

Grimoire: It’s not photoshop.

Tack Angel: AI generated?

Grimoire: Nope.

Tack Angel: Then what is it?

Grimoire: A look into what could be, if you would pull your head out of your butt!

Tack Angel: Hey! I’m no contortionist!

Grimoire: I know you can understand metaphors! Listen to me, it’s time you take back what is yours! I can’t keep watching you fall while the other one rises like a teeter totter!

Tack Angel: What? Other what now? Who ARE you?

Grimoire: I’m…a fan…that wants you to succeed. Look me in the eyes. Ready? Take back your title…and KISS! THE! GIRL!

Tack Angel: .Huh…what did he mean by that? Well how am I going to get to the hotel now?

Jesús the cab driver: I am still here man.

Tack Angel: What?! Why?

Jesús the cab driver: I am blind.

Tack Angel: How did you even get this job?

Jesús the cab driver: What job?

Tack Angel: Right. You’d better let me drive. Even with my track record, I can SURELY do better than a blind man.

In a nearby car in an alley, Grimoire got into the backseat, to join another man who was drinking a fine merlot.

Gordon Cole: GRIMOIRE, I WAS THINKING OF YOU AS I SAMPLED THIS MERLOT! HOW GOES YOUR EFFORTS?

Grimoire: Ya know, I knew my parents were dense…but even this has me shocked.

Gordon Cole: WELL KEEP AT IT! WE’LL HELP YOU AS BEST WE CAN! IT’S THE LEAST WE CAN DO FOR YOUR EFFORTS! BESIDES ME, YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE AT THE AGENCY THAT REMEMBERS! AGENT YAGGIS HAS A NEW LIFE AND MR. FACE HAS GONE MISSING! I WILL CONTINUE TO RELY ON YOU!

Grimoire: Had you not kept that AGE with you, I wouldn’t be here, so we owe each other. We’ll keep at it, and hopefully we’ll find Mr. Face while we’re at-

The two were suddenly started as Tack ran by with his back on fire, as the blind man fell to the ground, also on fire, and rolled around.

Tack Angel: AH! AH! AH! I DON’T UNDERSTAND! I DIDN’T EVEN START THE CAR YET! AH! AH! AH!

Grimoire: …Yikes.

?: Whoa! Someone get some marshmellows!

Grimoire and Gordon Cole looked beside the car to see an unassuming man with a mustache.

Grimoire: Who are you?

?: ....Just a guy.

The man stared at the duo in silence before walking off.

Grimoire: Right...I'm gonna...I'm gonna go put him out.

Last edited by Machismo (10/28/2023 12:43 am)

Machismo · 10/29/2023 12:17 am

“Power Wolf - Sainted by the Storm”

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, and we’re about to dance with the dead, cause we’re on the verge of Demon Boogie! That’s right, in just an hour the biggest spectacle of the fall gets underway. Demon Boogie 3, hosted once again by Joe Bob Briggs this year, will play host to a multitude of matches from the Renegades of Havok…and yes…the Xcites of Xcite…BUT you should order anyways, just make sure you order on the ENT+ app and not the ENN+ app. I know they are like RIGHT beside each other on the screen, but we need you to pick the right one. Ours has a T. Pick THAT one. I’m flying solo right now, but later on I will be joined by Nerma, Larry Grim, and Apple Kid. The Pre-Show might be the free show, but we’re not leaving you with nothing. Former World Champion w00t will be in action for example, and the main event will see Rhea Rampage get Valarie Dorado in the ring after recent attacks by the mercenary from the Dorado Family. I’m told Rey isn’t too thrilled about it, but has said it’s in his sister’s nature, so we’re just leaving it at that I guess. Let’s not waste any more time and get right down to it. We kick off the show with a singles match, pitting the newest Renegade Boomtown against Pirate BIll! Let’s take it to the ring!

EBW: The Storm[Havok Control] Demon Boogie 3 Pre-Show!
Zombie U
ENT

1. Singles: Pirate Bill vs. Boomtown
-The opening match of the Demon Boogie Pre-Show edition of The Storm saw newly signed Renegades Boomtown taking on Pirate Bill in singles action. Sal, still holding the title shot VIP Card, joined Boomtown down to the ring. Pirate Bill was a welcome return to the ring, as the former Television Champion joined the young up and comer in the ring. Pirate Bill and Boomtown circling each other, sizing up their opponent's strengths and weaknesses. Bill brought his theatrical style into the ring, attempting to use his charisma to gain an early advantage. However, Boomtown was no stranger to showmanship, and he matched Bill's energy with his own unique brand of excitement. Boomtown displayed his innovative offense, surprising Pirate Bill with an array of unorthodox and high-flying moves. His acrobatic and high impact maneuvers had the crowd on their feet, and they chanted his name in appreciation. Bill tried to walk the plank as it were and drop an elbow, but Boomtown avoided it and hit a quick DDT, setting up for the Big Boom off Bret's rope for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Boomtown via Big Boom -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Boomtown with the win off of Bret’s rope! That’s the most dangerous rope after all! I mean logic would dictate it would be the TOP rope…but it isn’t…it’s Bret’s rope! Next up, we have w00t vs. Fighter Daron, and I’m sure w00t is just THRILLED to be in this match…even if he doesn’t want to be!

Backstage

w00t was grinning and twitching as he made his way down the hall towards the ring. He stopped to look at a group of zombies chowing down on Fly Honey before being approached.

Brother Tiburon: Poor souls…under the control of consumption…and compulsion.

w00t: Huh?! OH HELLO THERE! HAHA! I’M VERY PLEASED TO SEE YOU FRIEND! HAHA!

Brother Tiburon: You know what it’s like to be out of control and under control all at once, just like them. The only difference is a pulse, am I right?

w00t: HAHA! YOU’RE SO FUNNY! I’M HAPPY TO BE ME! I’M HAPPY TO BE IN THIS SUIT! I L-L-LOVE IT!

Brother Tiburon: We’re all victims of our own actions. God forgives, and wipes the debts clean if we ask Him to. In fact, He states clearly that he’ll forget about them like they never happened. A truly clean slate. Here on Earth though…it’s not that easy. We find ourselves….trapped.

w00t: I’M FREE THOUGH! FREE TO BE SO HA-HA-HAPP-HELP-HAPPY! TELL AZRAEL I’M SORRY! HAHA! BYE NOW!

Brother Tiburon: Tell who what now?

2. Singles: w00t vs. Fighter Daron
-Metal Militia invaded The Storm, for a pre-show battle with the heat vacuum Fighter Daron. The accomplished journeyman was still baffled by the lack of reaction. People didn’t even turn their backs on his matches, they just didn’t react at all. In a room full of zombies, they somehow got even MORE dead for his entrance. Next up, w00t, the tortured genius from Metal Militia, was set to face off against Fighter Daron in a battle of wits and strength, and odd reactions. w00t, known for his complex and enigmatic persona, carried an aura of confusion as he grinned ear to ear and tried to rip off his Tanooki Suit. The crowd showered him in boos. Fighter Daron, on the other hand, was a no-nonsense competitor, but was again caught off guard by getting absolutely no reaction, even against the villainous w00t. w00t, the tortured genius, displayed his cunning in the ring. He used his intelligence to outmaneuver Fighter Daron and capitalize on his opponent's vulnerabilities. w00t had Daron confused as he laughed and tried to hug him, only to then switch into cutter position for the wKo, followed by the pin.
Winner: w00t via wKo -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: w00t with the win, and a win for Metal Militia. I’m worried they’re going to try and run away with it tonight. Ness and Crono aren’t in action, but returning star Generator and Hotlanta ARE in action, and-

Hotlanta: We’re back…that’s right we’re back, and right about now you’re wondering how you’ve been getting by without us. It’s been a long time coming, this return.

Generator: Hotlanta went to Edo to great success, while I went to Anahauc to great success. For SOME reason, we never broke through the way we wanted to in EBW though. Hmm? I wonder WHY that is?

Hotlanta: Trevor Mach, I think we both know that you owe both myself AND Ness a long overdue debt of gratitude for what we did in Onett. You know what I’m talking about. Despite that, do I find myself in your circle of friends? What about Generator? No, we tried to do things the old fashioned way, with hard work, skill, boundless talent and smashing good looks. You made sure your friends got a leg up though didn’t you?

Generator: You came in with a stupid white hat and every intention of getting yourself and your friends over. I mean look at Picky Minch. The apple polisher was the first to befriend you, and you’ve been dragging his useless short keister along for the ride ever since!

Hotlanta: He’s not the only one mind, you but we’ll get to them later…one brand at a time, so the Pushpin guy can wait his turn. It’s not JUST about getting what is rightfully ours…it’s about making a statement here. Wrestling is just better with us, and our talent, and our good looks, and our frighteningly good abilities on display. Did I mention the good looks?

Generator: We’re electric, we’re charging up. We’re going to shock the world. We’ll start with Blood 4 Blood. Get ready for a Total Elimination boys. You want blood? You’re gonna get it.

3. Lady Renegades Singles: Rhea Rampage vs. Valarie Dorado
-The match began with both women locking up, showcasing their strength and technical abilities. Rhea Rampage, with her raw power, tried to overpower Valarie Dorado, while Dorado aimed to use her technical finesse to outmaneuver her opponent.
As the match unfolded, the two athletes engaged in a back-and-forth battle, each attempting to gain the upper hand. Rhea Rampage unleashed her striking prowess, landing powerful blows on Dorado, while Valarie used her technical acumen to counter and evade her opponent's attacks. The turning point came when Valarie Dorado, with a swift and calculated maneuver, managed to secure an Armbar on Rhea Rampage. With determination and precision, Dorado applied pressure on Rampage's arm, forcing her into a vulnerable position. Rhea Rampage made her way to the ropes, but the crowd was shocked to see Heather Mach of all people run down and force her hand off the ropes. Dougie Mach questioned Heather as Rhea had no choice but to tap out. Valarie rolled out of the ring to celebrate, and accepted a wad of cash from Heather Mach.
Winner: Valarie Dorado via Armbar -> Submission

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! What?! Heather!? Heather Mach, what are doi-

Heather Mach: Let that be a lesson to ya Rhea!

Dougie Mach: Heather! What the crap?!

Heather Mach: She’s bad for you Doug, you ginger idiot! You didn’t listen to me, so I took matters into my own hands! Keep away from the *bleep*!

Dougie Mach: You’re crazy!

Heather Mach: Definitely, but this family needs to raise the standards a little bit! I mean Rhea Rampage?! YIKES DOUG! YIKES!

Dougie Mach: *sigh* I’m guessing you’re not coming to the costume party? Heather?

Tommy Dukes: Wow, so Heather Mach has been using the mercenary to make her point physically against Rhea Rampage? The Mach Family…never a dull moment. Speaking of the Mach Family, I’m told that Mail Girl Tali is out at the Threed Cemetery with Joe Bob Briggs, so we’ll be joining them to kick off Demon Boogie 3. You DID order the show on ENT+ right? If not, all you’re gonna see is-

Machismo · 10/31/2023 1:07 am

Threed Cemetary

A Lakitu cautiously lowered down near the trailer of one Joe Bob Briggs, who sat in a lawn chair next to some headstones as he cracked open his beer.

Joe Bob Briggs: Threed Cemetery…that seems a little redundant doncha think? I mean look around this place. It’s one big cemetery isn’t it? The dead are just sort of walking around? Now most people think they’re just “mostly dead” and that’s subjective, but then they’re burying people too early, which might explain why we got so many holes in this place. What do you think Mail Girl Tali?

Mail Girl Tali: I don’t have any mail.

Joe Bob Briggs: I didn’t ask about the mail, I was asking what you think about the state of Threed?

Mail Girl Tali: …It’s a city…not a state. In fact, what’s a state?

Joe Bob Briggs: Nevermind. Well folks, we’re back for another spooky and fright filled night. It’s Demon Boogie 3 baby. I called it Demon Boogier last year, so this one has got to be Demon Boogiest right?

Mail Girl Tali: If you say so.

Joe Bob Briggs: Tali, I got to wonder, why you’re not in the festive spooky spirit right now.

Mail Girl Tali: You mean beside being in a useless Threed cemetery?

Joe Bob Briggs: Yeah.

Mail Girl Tali: Probably what’s going on over there.

Joe Bob Briggs: Huh?

Over at a nearby grave, Alison Chains was liquored up, digging into the ground with Christy Angel and Kid Havok.

Christy Angel: Why are we doing this again?

Alison Chains: I gotta do it…it’s important.

Kid Havok: Why is it important? I mean, it’s the grave of Slayer right? The undead killer who was finally decapitated last year. I mean you killed…RE-killed the guy.

Christy Angel: Thank you for that by the way. My Dad was really spooked out by having an undead killer trying to track him down yearly.

Alison Chains: Huh? Is that where we’re at? I thought this is where I buried a whole bunch of dru- I mean yeah…I have to look at his remains to have closure and stuff.

Alison finally dug up the grave and pried up the coffin, the remains of Slayer were inside, with his head haphazardly sewed back on.

Christy Angel: I’m going to be sick.

Kid Havok: Well…there it is Chains. Want to go inside and play some video games now? Maybe stream some Five Nights at Saturns or-

Alison Chains suddenly pulled a gun on Kid Havok.

Kid Havok: WHOA! WAIT! WHAT THE-

Alison Chains: WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! YOU’RE GONNA HELP ME DESTROY THE BODY! IT’S HAUNTING ME AND STUFF!

Christy Angel: I’ll help you cover for the fact that you forgot where you buried your stash if you put the gun down Alison.

Alison Chains: What? What’s with the FREAK OUT! It’s just a loaded gun, and YES, I have my finger on the trigger, but what are you afraid of!? Look! IT IN MY MOUF NOW! AH! AH! AH! Hahaha! I’m just kidding! Christina and RJ, you lesbians need to calm down.

Christy Angel: I’m not Christina.

Kid Havok: I’m neither RJ OR a lesbian.

Alison Chains: That’s not what you were saying last night!

Kid Havok: I wasn’t with you last night!

Alison Chains: ….Who the hell was I with last ni- never mind! Just stand back, I’m going to handle this!

Alison grabbed a nearby metal pole off a fence and stabbed it into Slayer, as a thunderstorm rolled in. Over by the trailer, Joe Bob and Mail Girl Tali popped their umbrellas.

Joe Bob Briggs: I think I know where this is going.

Mail Girl Tali: I too have seen horror movies.

Lighting struck the pole as it was stuck in Slayer’s chest, awakening the psycho killer once again.

Alison Chains: Huh. How about that?

Kid Havok: FREAKIN’ YIKES! LET’S CHEESE IT!

Christy Angel: Right behind ya!

Alison Chains: Ha…that’s a hell of thing.

Christy Angel: RUN!

Alison Chains: Huh? Yeah alright.

Joe Bob Briggs: Well would you look at that? It appears that Slayer is back to life as it were, and he’s hunting down Alison Chains. At least it’s not that Tack guy this time right?

Mail Girl Tali: It was funnier when it was Tack.

Joe Bob Briggs: Huh. Well folks, it’s the spooky season, so I guess this calls for a little horror show, but I can’t stress enough that whoever he gets a hold of tends to literally die, and yet no one believes it.

Mail Girl Tali: You’ve watched this *bleep* right? Would you?

Joe Bob Briggs: Good point. You got any mail?

Mail Girl Tali: What, you mean like actual letters? No. That’s not really a thing anymore.

Joe Bob Briggs: E-mail? Is that still a thing?

Mail Girl Tali: Oh…as a matter of fact we several hundred. How was I supposed to know?

Joe Bob Briggs: It’s your job?

Mail Girl Tali: Yeah, but I don’t care.

Joe Bob Briggs: And I respect you for that. Could you read some of the mail though please?

Mail Girl Tali: Uh sure. This one is from Alan Fudge of Fourside and he asks “What is elevated horror?”

Joe Bob Briggs: That’s an easy one. It’s any scary movie that takes place 10,000 feet above sea level….obviously.

Mail Girl Briggs: Obviously.

Joe Bob Briggs: Well, we’ll answer more of these online as the show goes on, cause Joe Bob knows his technology now. It’s a wonderful thing, especially when you have other people who use it FOR you. Let’s get to the show, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Ram- I mean EBW’s Demon Boogie 3 , with yours truly Joe Bob Briggs. Roll it! I’m a little relieved that Slayer didn’t notice us, cause I didn’t really feel like getting up did you?

Mail Girl Tali: …I literally can’t.

Joe Bob Briggs: …Good point.

Jammer and The Rizzler were standing outside of the arena, trying to take a selfie with an EBW poster on the wall.

Jammer: *sigh* You need to lean in closer! I can’t get you in the shot! Your head is too big!

The Rizzler: Hey now, a simple “please step forth Rizzler” would suffice I think.

Jammer: I’m not calling you that. I’m NEVER calling you that! You’re just letting Preacher Ra get in your head. How come you’re easily manipulated, except when I tell ya something? Then you're stubborn and unmoving!

The Rizzler: That’s not true at all, and I completely refute every bit of that.

Jammer: Right. Of course.

The Rizzler: Hey Jam, if your toilet was sentient, would ya rather it crave your body waste or hate you for it?

Jammer: …I can’t have this conversation again Vape. I’m going inside. I have a match tonight!

The Rizzler: It’s Rizzler! I’M THE RIZZLER NOW! I LIKE IT SO I AM IT! THAT’S HOW IT WORKS! *sigh* Say, that looks like Alison Chains, Kid Havok, and Christy Angel running towards me. They’re pretty cute, though I think only Alison is of age. Right, time to hit on Christy then. Hey ba-

Christy Angel: GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Kid Havok: MOVE!

Alison Chains: LET US GET BY YOU AND THEN STAY EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE!

The Rizzler: Huh…I wonder what that was all abo- oh…hello Slay-

“Baby Storme - This City is a Graveyard”

Tommy Dukes: Well, we’re certainly getting off to a crazy start here aren’t we? Spooky greetings from Threed, as it’s time for another Demon Boogie!

Larry Grim: I’m in my element here. I feel right.

Apple Kid: You have a stain on your robe.

Larry Grim: Overloaded burrito.

Nerma: You guys going to get your heads in the game? This is one of the biggest shows of the year! The Halloween event is always a big one for EBW, and now it’s got the power of TWO brands powering it. The exalted Havok Brand….and the other one!

Larry Grim: We’re here, we’re in the game, and we’re XCITED to be here. The premiere brand is ready to go, which is why we’re opening the show tonight! King of the Mountain to get the blood pumping in the cold, dead hearts of those in the zombie sections and…possibly the very very depressed in the living sections.

Nerma: Yeah? Well we’re ENDING the night with The Grindhouse! Look above us! That razor barbed cage will lower over the EIGHT SIDED RING that we’re using tonight especially for our main event bout. The World Championship will be decided in one of the most dangerous matches, as the razorwire circles during the match and truly GRINDS against those in the ring.

Apple Kid: Oh yeah? Well we’re bringing back the CXJ Division tonight!

Nerma: With one of OUR castoffs in the match!

Apple Kid: He figured out where the real winners are!

Nerma: Really? Were you on The Storm? No? Why not? Oh yeah, cause it’s OUR show! We got that, we’ve got the rings, the Senshi belts, and-

Tommy Dukes: Hey, we’re here to call the action regardless of brand! This war is heating up as you can tell folks, but we’re going to power through it, work through our differences, do some stress breathing, and maybe try some team building exercises on our off hours. In the meantime, let’s really look at that card. The women wrestlers and Lady Renegades are really going to give us a show tonight as both World Championships are on the line. Subculture and Benjamin is going to be a banger. You guys have Bashin Dan and Colby Roads. You have Jackson Kain and Mav Valentine, while we have Blood 4 Blood and Metal Militia locking horns. Together, we’ll see Samurai Ifrit take on the Weekend Wrecking Crew over those World Team Championship Rings. Remember, with the new rules, the ones who hold the rings control “The Storm”, so between that and being able to go to either show at any time, I’d say it’s a valuable piece of hardware, one that Zyro-K, Seto Kaiba, Mike Thunder, and Isiah Muscle will not be so quick to give up.

Larry Grim: Well Magnum PT, Point Man, Brunson Burner, and Dungaree Danson might just surprise you, as they “rassle” those rings away, and give The Storm to the Xciters! However, that’s all coming up later on this very spooktacular night! Before that war, we must crown a King of the Mountain as it were, for the EBW Mars Championship. Geoff Garrett is bravely putting the title on the line against Jammer, Razorblade, Troy, and Tower. Luckily, he’s got Tack Angel in there to back him up. The tag champs have a lot of work to do, so let’s let them do it and….Tommy? You want to uh…say the-

Tommy Dukes: Oh right! LET’S TAKE IT TO-

Nerma: No no honey…not for them.

Larry Grim: *sigh* Let’s do it to it!

Apple Kid: So it looked like Vape died!

Tommy Dukes: I think he’s The Rizzler now.

Nerma: If he’s dead does it matter?

Larry Grim: Only for the tombstone.

EBW: Demon Boogie 3
Zombie U, Threed
ENN+/ENT+

1. Xcite Mars Championship King of the Mountain Match: Geoff Garrett(c) vs. Jammer vs. Razorblade vs. Tack Angel vs. Troy vs. Tower
-The arena was electric with anticipation as the King of the Mountain match for the Mars Championship was about to unfold. The competitors, Champion Geoff Garrett, Tack Angel, Jammer, Troy, Razorblade, and Tower, were set to engage in this high-stakes, multi-faceted battle. The rules of the King of the Mountain match were complex and unique. Initially, all six competitors were deemed "ineligible" to win the match. To become "eligible," a wrestler had to score a pinfall or submission on an opponent. The unfortunate wrestler who submitted or was pinned had to spend two minutes in the "penalty box" cage. The match kicked off with a flurry of action, as each wrestler tried to secure a pinfall or submission and become "eligible" for victory. Jammer was the first to achieve this status, pinning Tower after a Slam Jam. With Jammer now "eligible," the dynamics of the match shifted. Troy and Razorblade quickly targeted him, hoping to take him out and gain eligibility themselves. Meanwhile, Geoff Garrett and Tack Angel, two great friends, jumped in to make the save and battle "The Rizz" although it looked like Tack wanted to mix it up with Geoff for some reason. The chaos continued, with competitors trading pinfall attempts, high-impact moves, and strategic maneuvers. Tack managed to earn his "eligibility" by pinned Razor after a WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver. With two wrestlers "eligible" and in the penalty box, the match grew even more chaotic. With the Mars Championship belt hanging in the balance, the tension escalated. Wrestlers who had earned their "eligibility" scrambled to retrieve the belt and hang it while defending against their opponents. The battle for the prize reached its peak as the competitors used ladders to access the belt and struggled to keep their opponents at bay. At last, we got to Geoff Garrett and Tack Angel both "eligible" to hang the belt, after Double G grabbed his guitar from Razorblade and smashed Tower for a pin. Geoff was doing the Jackie Fargo strut with Tack, but Tack Angel to the surprise of the fans, and the Weekend Wrecking Crew, delivered a lightning-fast head kick to Geoff Garrett, sending him crashing down and securing the belt. With the Mars Championship belt in his possession, Tack Angel ascended the ladder and hung the prize high above the ring, declaring himself the King of the Mountain and the new Mars Champion. The crowd was shocked, but quickly erupted in cheers as Tack Angel emerged victorious from this intense and unique contest, solidifying his claim to the Mars Championship. He finally reclaimed a title that meant a lot to him, though he was definitely honored to share the lineage with Geoff Garrett, who staggered to his feet and hugged the new champ, in a show of support, knowing that the title was fair game, especially after his shocking announcement last week. Tack shuddered for some reason, until Geoff let go, and tried to clutch his title and celebrate, before being lifted up and carried out in celebration by the Crew.
Winner: Tack Angel via Title Grab -> NEW EBW Mars Champion!

Larry Grim: Whoa! What?! Tack Angel is the Mars Champion! Incredible!

Apple Kid: The fans were shocked at the end there! I mean maybe Tack didn’t realize who was approaching him, he DID have blood in his eyes. I mean, no way our heroic Pushpin Seraphim would openly attack someone who trusted him right?

Larry Grim: Well the fans, and the Crew seem to be fine with it now. Geoff is happy for his friend like the heroic figure we know ol’ Double G to be.

Apple Kid: That’s our head of Red Shirt Security lest you forget. He’s a man that values justice, fairplay, and honesty. I’m sure Tack will happily give him a rematch down the road, after the wedding that is! Haha!

Larry Grim: Well that was just incredible, but to be frank we got to move on, because this a BIG show tonight. We have another Xcite match coming your way, and it’s a battle of big named stars. Mav Valentine versus Jackson Kain. This is practically a mirror match. Who will come out on top?

2. Xcite Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Mav Valentine
-Following the crazed King of the Mountain match, a highly anticipated bout was set to take place between two charismatic fan favorites, Mav Valentine and Jackson Kain. Both competitors shared a self-confident and brash style, known for their flashy personas and in-ring prowess. The bout began with a fist bump before both competitors circled one another, showcasing their self-assured personalities. They engaged in a series of chain wrestling and athletic exchanges, each trying to gain an early advantage in a contest to see who was just plain better. Mav Valentine and Jackson Kain's styles were similar, and they seemed evenly matched, with their flashy and high-impact moves. Back-and-forth action saw both competitors landing impressive maneuvers and near falls, leaving the audience in awe. The turning point of the match came when Jackson Kain went for the Shadow Kick, but Mav had it scouted and dodged just in time. Mav Valentine, seizing an opportunity, executed his signature move, the Mav Buster. He drove Jackson Kain into the mat with authority, got the 1-2-3 on the pin. After the match he helped Jackson to his feet, as the movie superstar laughed and applauded his opponent for the win, telling him he'd get him in the "sequel".
Winner: Mav Valentine via Mav Buster -> Pin

Joe Bob’s Trailer

Joe Bob Briggs: The movie star lost? Now see, I’ve seen Jackson Kain’s work in the horror genre. You get that man a chainsaw and it would have down MUCH differently.

Mail Girl Tali: I think that would be the case if you gave ANYONE a chainsaw.

Joe Bob Briggs: …Yeah probably. You got anymore mail for me?

Mail Girl Tali: Yeah, this one comes from Pat Mustard from “Wherever he wants”. Pat Mustard writes in saying “I hate that Tack Angel guy for what he just did to Geoff Garrett. That man was his best friend and brought him back to championship gold and this is how he repays him? Also, the best Jackson Kain horror film was definitely Bloodstorm 3”

Joe Bob Briggs: Well, I can’t speak much on the whole “Tack” thing, but is it just more or has it seemed like he absolutely hates being around those ol’ southern boys. Am I the only one seeing it? Yeah? Maybe I’m just imagining things. Anyways Pat Mustard, that sounds like a nefarious name for one, and two, the best film in the series is by FAR Bloodstorm 6. That adds the horror comedy element, and eliminates the complicated story they tried pulling off in Bloodstorm 5. People didn’t want a wild take on an old idea. Bloodstorm 6 is ALL killer NO filler. Four stars, Joe Bob says check it out. Let’s get back to the action. What about you Tali, what’s your favorite Bloodstorm movie?

Mail Girl Tali: I prefer the Dream Killer Dave series.

Joe Bob Briggs: A fine choice I suppose. They both have great practical effects, but I like my slashers to be less complicated. Just have a killer chasing down some unassuming youths. Gee, I wonder where you could find something like that happening right now?

Zombie U - Boiler Room

Kid Havok: HE’S STILL FOLLOWING US!

Christy Angel: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Alison Chains: Every time I touch my arm to this boiler it hurts. Why do I keep doing it? I just keep doing it. I can’t stop.

3. Xcite EBW CXJ Championship Decision: Kiva vs. Rey Dorado vs. Johnny Starbound
-Up next, the CXJ Championship and division would be reborn as Kiva, Rey Dorado, and the brash Johnny Starbound were set to deliver a high-octane contest filled with lucha libre-inspired maneuvers and aerial artistry to crown a new champion. The atmosphere was electric as each wrestler made their entrance, embodying the spirit of lucha libre with colorful masks and captivating personas. Kiva, known for his high-flying excellence, Rey Dorado, the embodiment of technical prowess, and Johnny Starbound, the braggart who had drawn the ire of the fans, were ready to dazzle the audience. The match began with a flurry of action as Kiva and Rey Dorado displayed their technical abilities, engaging in a fast-paced exchange of holds and counters. Their lucha libre backgrounds shone through as they seamlessly transitioned from one maneuver to another. Johnny Starbound, ever the showman, entered the fray with his signature flair. He taunted the crowd, at times resorting to underhanded tactics to gain an advantage. But Kiva and Rey Dorado were not to be outdone, showcasing their resilience and innovative high-flying maneuvers. Throughout the match, the trio executed a spectacular array of lucha libre-inspired moves, including hurricanranas, springboard dives, and breathtaking flips. The audience was treated to an acrobatic display of athleticism that left them in awe. The climax of the contest came when Johnny Starbound, with his braggadocio and penchant for cheating, grabbed Kiva by the mask and tossed him out of the ring as he had Dorado grounded after a Kiva Dive. He executed a remarkable 450 Splash from the top rope, and hooked the tights to get the pin, the win, and the CXJ Championship.
Winner: Johnny Starbound via 450 Splash on Rey Dorado -> Pin -> EBW CXJ CHAMPION!

Nerma: Well look at that! The former Renegade won, proving that even a fired Renegade is superior to the best Xciters. I don’t make the rules! I don’t! It just works out that way!

Apple Kid: Come on Nerma, we just have three fantastic Xcite matches. What have you done so far?

Nerma: Well Tommy was busy hosting The Storm before this, where we ALSO had three great matches, AND need I remind you…that’s OUR show!

Apple Kid: I wish you wouldn’t remind me! Wait…it looks like Johnny Starbound has something to say.

Starbound soaked up the boos and undead groans of the crowd as he looked at his new title belt.

Johnny Starbound: Boo all you want. You think I care? I’d boo too. Look at this. CXJ? Taking the high fliers and containing them in their own little bouncy castle quarantine zone? It’s a joke! This division is a joke! I was Television Champion! I was Mars Champion! THIS belt? WHAT A PITTANCE!

Apple Kid: What?! What is he saying? He just made history! He’s the first champion of the reborn era of CXJ! Why would he act like it’s not a big deal! The work and accomplishments of these unique athletes get their own spotlight and he just trashed it! How could he?!

Nerma: We could’ve warned you about that guy, but- OH WAIT WE DID!

Larry Grim: Deep breaths team. We have so much more to go. It’s now time for the Havok Renegades to have a turn.

Tommy Dukes: That’s right, and we’re starting off with Blood 4 Blood and Metal Militia continuing the war. Cade Yaggis and Picky Minch will battle the awesome duo of Hotlanta and Generator. They’re back people, but that’s bad for us, cause they’re Metal Militia. Let’s TAKE IT TO THE RING!

4. Havok Tag: Cade Yaggis/Picky Minch vs. Hotlanta/Generator
-Next up, two formidable tag teams prepared to clash in a high-stakes battle. Blood 4 Blood, consisting of the formidable Picky Minch and the explosive "Trigger" Cade Yaggis, were set to take on the high-flying and electric duo of Metal Militia, Hotlanta and Generator. Blood 4 Blood, known for their ground-based and hard-hitting offense, were determined to ground their high-flying opponents. Metal Militia, on the other hand, boasted an explosive and dynamic offense that had the crowd on the edge of their seats, even if they didn't much care for the returning veteran invaders. The match saw a series of fast-paced exchanges, with each team trying to gain the upper hand. Picky Minch showcased his technical prowess, attempting to wear down his opponents with well-executed holds and suplexes. Meanwhile, Cade Yaggis brought his own brand of intensity, but he couldn't escape the nagging distraction of Ness at ringside. Ness, a silent presence on the outside, seemed to be a source of distraction for Cade Yaggis. The enigmatic figure remained largely inactive, but his mere presence created an air of uncertainty that played into the minds of Blood 4 Blood. Hotlanta and Generator, taking advantage of the chaos in the ring, displayed their remarkable chemistry as a team. Their high-flying maneuvers and explosive offense kept the crowd in awe. They meticulously worked on wearing down Picky Minch and Cade Yaggis, employing a strategy that had served them well throughout their careers. The climax of the match came when Hotlanta, displaying incredible agility and reflexes, managed to reverse a Hagen Suplex attempt by Picky Minch. With a burst of energy, he delivered a powerful Hagen Suplex of his own, leaving both competitors down and gasping for breath. Hotlanta tagged in Generator, and then rushed to push Cade off the side of the ring. Together, Hotlanta and Generator hit the Total Elimination on a staggered Picky, who had bravely fought back to his feet. Generator soared off the ropes and hit the GNR8R on Picky Minch and pinned him.
Winners: Hotlanta/Generator[o] via GNR8R on Picky Minch -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: A win for Hotlanta and Generator, and a win for Metal Militia. They are making a belt motion with their hands, and I think Mike and Son might need to be ready, cause the Militia might just be looking to add some gold to their cause.

Larry Grim: We’re heading back to the Xcite Brand for the next bout, and it’s gonna be a barn burner. We have Bashin Dan, trying to get back to a title shot against Rama Raju, but first he has to get through a man who wishes to FINISH! THE! STORY! Colby told me he’s dedicating this match to his father, and then he did a lip quiver thing.

Apple Kid: He does that a lot.

Larry Grim: This is a No Rules bout, as the Demon Boogie continues, so let’s do it to it!

5. Xcite No Rules Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Colby Roads
-The wrestling ring was charged with anticipation as two formidable competitors, "Dangerous Player" Bashin Dan and "Eagleland Cheese" Colby Roads, prepared to face off in a thrilling contest. Colby Roads wanted Dan to get out of his way so he could FINISH! THE! STORY! Bashin Dan, a fan-favorite known for his intense and explosive in-ring style, remained stoic, undeterred by Colby's antics. The bout commenced with an electrifying collar-and-elbow tie-up, both men vying for control. Colby Roads attempted to leverage his unconventional approach, using unorthodox holds and most of his father's gestures to disorient Bashin Dan. However, the "Dangerous Player" was not easily fooled. He demonstrated his mastery of the mat, expertly countering Colby's attempts to seize the upper hand. As the match progressed, Bashin Dan showcased his power and precision, delivering a series of high-impact moves. He executed a textbook suplex, sending Colby Roads crashing to the mat with a resounding thud. The crowd erupted in applause, appreciating Dan's technical prowess. The No Rules came into play when Colby brought in weapons, but Dan was experienced with this now from his time as VBW Champion. CP Munk, LG Rod, and Randy no Kach alsoi wanted to get involved, but Jaden Yuki played defense and fought them off. Bashin Dan set up for his signature maneuver, the Brave Clash. Colby powered out of it and started slapping Dan with his weight belt. He repeatedly pelted Dan with the belt, leaving marks all over his body. Dan fired up and took the shots, forcing Colby into the corner. Dan forced Colby to Bret’s Rope, where he hit the Brave Clash on Colby for the pinfall.
Winner: Bashin Dan via Bret’s Rope Brave Clash -> Pin

Joe Bob’s Trailer

Joe Bob Briggs: The Dangerous Player with the win there. He spends all his time playing card games right?

Mail Girl Tali: He got my daughter to play it too.

Joe Bob Briggs: Oh that’s right, they’re engaged. How do you feel about that? I think it’s good for ‘em. Young love and what not.

Mail Girl Tali: …I could give or take it.

Joe Bob Briggs: Well you know what they say. Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. You got any more mail for me Tali?

Mail Girl Tali: Johnson Dykes from Dusty Dunes had this to say. “Do you really expect us to believe that Slayer has risen from the dead? That’s a lot to take in. I mean I can believe in UFOs, Zombies, Time Travel, Rishin Fliger, and Earth-5 theory, but this is a little far fetched.”

Joe Bob Briggs: ….How stupid are you?

Zombie U - Catering

The Gamer Girlz and Kid Havok ran through catering as they continued to be pursued by Slayer.

Kid Havok: What do we do?! What do we do?! What do we do!?

Christy Angel: I have an idea!

Christy grabbed Alison’s gun and shot Slayer. He collapsed to the ground.

Christy Angel: Yeah! That was MY idea!

Kid Havok: That was a great idea!

Slayer immediately got back up.

Christy Angel: I’m out.

Kid Havok: What?!

Christy Angel: I went too far, too soon. I had one good idea! I don’t have a follow-up!

Kid Havok: Chains, what do we-

Alison Chains was over at the catering, deep throating one of those giant candy worms from the Halloween themed spread.

Alison Chains: Hmmm?

Kid Havok: We’re gonna die.

?: I’ll handle this fine ladies!

All of a sudden a rotund pale man rushed into the room with a flare gun.

Kid Havok: Rupert Marshmellow?! He’s gonna save us! YA-

Rupert fired the flare at Slayer, but it bounced off his mask and hit him instead, setting him on fire.

Rupert Marshmellow: AAAAHHHH!!!!

Kid Havok: HOLY *bleep*!

Alison Chains: Toasted Marshmellow. Hehe.

-

Larry Grim: Here comes Makoto! She’s the challenger for the next match, the Lumberghost match for the EBW Women’s Championship! We’re so proud of you Makoto!

Apple Kid: You can do it!

Nerma: Yeah, we don’t have beef with Makoto.

Tommy Dukes: She’s definitely more likable than her competition…don’t let Erica know I said that please.

Larry Grim: Makoto is not the biggest fan of the Halloween season. She’s slightly bothered by the zombies and the ghosts, even though the ghosts are just her friends…and foes…so yeah I can see why she’d be bothered. Still, she is showing her resolve here. She wants that World Championship. She saw Tack Angel win the Mars Championship earlier, and you know that had to make her really happy.

Nerma: Why would that make her happy? Cause they’re good friends?

Tommy Dukes: Come on Nerma, you know-

Nerma: I’m just messing with them.

Larry Grim: Makoto is in the ring, and she’s ready to go. One of the ghosts is jumping up and down for her…so that’s obviously Usagi.

Apple Kid: Let’s go now to the “Queen” Erica, as she makes her way for this next title bout!

3Queens Dressing Room

A Lakitu floated behind Erica as she sat in front of a mirror deciding what makeup to wear out to the ring. She tossed it all to the floor in a fit of anger, and returned to an eerie calm, as she slowly smeared white paint on her face.

Erica: They boo me. They still boo. They think it’s going to be the same. They think I’m the same. They have no idea….absolutely no idea what I’ve done…what I’ve seen. There is no going back.

Erica grabbed at her head, images flashed on screen of her time with the Stygian Inquisition. The torture, the pain, and the message left behind.

Erica: What is done can not so easily be undone! It’s there…you can’t kill it! It’ll rise from the dead like a demon! The difference is…it won’t control me….IT WON’T CONTROL ME!

Erica stood up, pushed her chair to the side and punched the mirror, shattering it into pieces. She held up her hand and looked at the dripping blood, using that in place of the lipstick she had discarded.

Erica: I will control it. I’m the sickness. I’m the plague. You WILL BE MADE….to remember.

The arena filled with mist and haze, as several figures appeared to rise out of the cemetery set. Zombie women in tattered rags lurched up and staggered around before meeting in the center in a large mass. They remained still as the lights blinked in the arena and a gust of wind blew away the mist. The zombie women leaned down, and slowly stood back up lifting EBW Women’s Champion Erica into the air. They held her in place as she reached for the sky before being lowered to stand in the mass of zombies. A strobe effect with the lights made it appear she was teleporting around through the group before standing in front of them. They all slowly made their way to the ring, where a shaking Makoto had to be reminded that they were most likely not really zombies. Funny that most likely had to be a qualifier.

6. Xcite EBW Women’s Championship Lumberghost Match: Erica(c) vs. Makoto Kino
-The stage was set for a thrilling contest as Erica, the ruthless and calculated Women's Champion, prepared to defend her title against the athletic and determined challenger, Makoto Kino. The atmosphere in the arena was charged with anticipation, and the match held a unique twist - it was a Lumberghost Match. The ring was surrounded by women in ghost costumes, their identities hidden and their allegiance unknown. They would attack anyone who dared to leave the ring, adding an element of mystery to the encounter. Erica, the cold and ruthless champion, wasted no time in targeting Makoto. She aimed to utilize her calculated approach to maintain control and assert her dominance. Makoto, however, was not to be underestimated. Her athleticism and reach advantage allowed her to counter some of Erica's offensive maneuvers, keeping the champion on her toes. The Lumberghosts, shrouded in their ghostly attire, stood silently at ringside, their intentions veiled in mystery...while they were ALSO veiled. This has got layers to it. The crowd watched with bated breath, wondering if they would intervene and if so, for whom, though Usagi tripping at ringside and losing her costume temporarily shone a light on at least one of the "ghosts". The match was a hard-fought battle, with both competitors showcasing their skills and tenacity. Everytime one of the ladies would be thrown out a ghost would attack, and another ghost would fight them off. It would create a chaotic brawl that would get more confusing, as in the fracas the ghosts would get mixed up again, leading to no one knowing whom they were standing next to. Makoto, seizing an opportunity, hit the Supreme Thunder Dragon Suplex after a series of hard kicks from her long legs had the bloody Erica staggered. 1-2-KICKOUT! Makoto was shocked as Erica kicked out of her finisher. Makoto tried to follow it up with a Sparkling Wide Pressure off the top rope, but Erica ran over and knocked her off the ropes and into the ghosts below. They created a big brawl between all the ghosts as Makoto scrambled to escape. Amidst the chaos, an additional "ghost" rolled out from under the ring. This ghost delivered a hard shot to Makoto before quickly rolling her back into the ring. As the dazed and disoriented Makoto re-entered the ring, Erica capitalized on the chaos. She swiftly lifted her challenger, hoisting her onto her shoulders for the devastating Air Raid Crash. Christina Angel quickly threw off her ghost costume and tried to find who just attacked, as Erica pinned Makoto, and the referee counted the 1-2-3.
Winner: Erica via Air Raid Crash -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Larry Grim: Whoa! Hey! Who was that? Look, Rambaldi and Hilda are over there, so who just did that to Makoto?

Apple Kid: Technically legal right, but still a nefarious move! This could take weeks to find out who that was, or maybe even mont-

Erica ripped the ghost costume off her special “ghost” and revealed it to be none other than-

Larry Grim: Bellerophon?!

Apple Kid: Oh! Nevermind!

Larry Grim: The uncomfortably close sibling to former EBW competitor Cadmus! What is she doing here? Why is she with Erica? What is her problem with our sweet friend Makoto?

Apple Kid: Usagi, Rei, Ami, and MY sweet Minako are helping Makoto to her feet, and she’s getting a big reaction. The crowd loved her attempt and so did we. Good attempt Makoto! Don’t let this get you down!

Larry Grim: Usagi Tsukino taking particular offense is trying to have a word with Erica, but Gianna and Hilda are standing in her way.

Tommy Dukes: I feel bad for Makoto, but we have to move on to our next match, and it’s going to be a barn burner folks. No, not a Brunson Burner…that’s later. By the way, is anyone going to check on Rupert Marshmellow? Did that guy die?

Nerma: Subculture won the Television Championship after a power play VIP Card move provided by the Boss. The temptation was for Subbie to use it against World Champion Trevor Mach, but the Blood 4 Blood bond is stronger than that, and these guys have come a long way from when they tried to batter each other on a weekly basis. Benjamin is true hero, and consistently one of the best wrestlers bar none. He’s too good for words if you ask me. Subbie and Benji lock up for the Television Championship NEXT!

7. Havok Television Championship: Subculture(c) vs. Benjamin
-The anticipation in the arena was very palpy as the crowd eagerly awaited one of the marquee matches of the evening, a showdown for the Television Championship. The reigning champion, Subculture, had gained a reputation as a striking virtuoso, while his challenger, Benjamin, was celebrated for his versatility and multi-faceted fighting style. This was a clash of two celebrated favorites, and expectations were sky-high. Subculture started off hot, meeting Benji in the middle of the ring to throw his hurting bombs. He was a whirlwind of precision, every blow carrying the potential to end the match. Benjamin, on the other hand, showcased his versatility from the get-go, deftly evading Subculture's strikes and countering with a fluid, acrobatic display. The contest was a wrestling clinic, with each sequence a display of skill and technique that left the audience in awe. Subculture attempted to target Benjamin's limbs, looking to neutralize his agility. Benjamin, in response, unleashed a barrage of innovative moves and submission attempts, each a testament to his wide-ranging skill set. Benji tried to hit the Excalibur off the ropes, but Subculture caught him and hit a body slam and a nearfall. Subculture was ready to land a KO Punch, but the Mystic Bout Machine exploded from the mat with a hard hitting Spear. 1-2-KICKOUT! Subculture wasn't going to lose that quickly or easily and the bout wore on. The defining moment arrived when Benjamin attempted to hit the Spear once again. But Subculture, showcasing his reflexes, sidestepped the charging challenger. Benjamin crashed headfirst into the unforgiving turnbuckle, stunned and disoriented. Subculture seized the moment and hit a KO Punch that knocked Benji to the mat for the 1-2-3! Subculture with the title defense!
Winner: Subculture via KO Punch -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: Subculture with the win! He’s having a career resurgence, and just beat one of the absolute best in the sport! That’s impressive!

Nerma: He’s helping up Benji and checking on him now. I could see the hesitance when he threw the big punch, but it takes a lot to keep the Mystic Bout Machine down. Doc Degrees will need to get a look at him, and Subculture and Little Mac are respectfully helping him to the back. You love to see it. Fair play and sportsmanship.

Tommy Dukes: We’ll see that up next too, as Paula and Wendy Mustang battle over the Women’s World Championship. Wendy lost the title when Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox interfered in the match, but it shocked Paula just as much. Paula and Wendy then won the tag titles, but then lost them to Aoi and Mitra, after they attacked Paula before the match. Paula and Wendy are going into this match hurt, but they’re committed to see it through. Respect for the dedication! Paula and Wendy Mustang battle it out in a No Rules match for the Women’s World Championship in just a few short minutes!

Backstage

Johnny Starbound playfully tossed the CXJ belt around to the ire of the fans. He suddenly received a cellphone call and happily answered it.

Johnny Starbound: HAHA! You just saw it right? Of course you did! I told you, it was a done deal, and I am holding up my end. Oh don’t worry, I’m just getting started. Just keep the money coming, and you’ll get what you pay for.

Parking Lot

Makoto was limping to the Angel Express, when NEW EBW Mars Champion Tack Angel ran to catch up to her.

Tack Angel: Makoto! Are you alright?

Makoto Kino: Tack? You did it! You won back the title! I’m so proud of you!

Tack Angel: Ineverlostititwasalwaysmine, but that’s not important right now! What matters is you. Are YOU alright?

Makoto Kino: I wish I had been able to win, but I’m fine. I gave it my best, and I’m still so happy for you. I just…love seeing you happy. I enjoy it…when you smile specifically. Seeing you happy…erases all the bad feelings in the world .

Tack Angel: Makoto…I…wow, uh…Makoto I-

Geoff Garrett: Hey Slappy, that was a heck of a match man, congratulations again on the big win tonight! No hard feelings right?

Tack Angel: Don’ttouchme.

Geoff Garrett: The most important thing is that the belt is still with the Weekend Wrecking Crew, and I’m sure we’ll have a rematch down the road right?

Tack Angel: That’snevergonnahappen.

Geoff Garrett: To be honest, I might need the burden off me for a little bit as I’m getting ready to get married. I am so happy that you’re going to be my Best Man Tack. It wasn’t easy…when I lost my first wife…the love of my life. Tracy has mended my broken heart and-

Tack Angel: IT’S A BAD TIME GEOFF!

Geoff Garrett: Oh! Sorry Slap Angel! You’ve got some celebrating to do! We’ll talk about this later on our bus! Later Slapster! *Jackie Fargo struts away*

Tack Angel: It’smybusandIdon’twantyouonit.

Makoto Kino: Are you sure you don’t want to talk to Geoff about the wedding right now?

Tack Angel: It’s literally the last thing I’d EVER want to do. No, I want to be right here…right now…to tell you…how I fee-

Christy Angel: DAD WATCH OUT!

Tack Angel: Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD!

Tack felt a presence behind him and quickly spun around and landed a vicious head kick on Slayer, decapitating him seconds before the undead killer was going to stab him with a machete.

Tack Angel: WHOA! WHAT?! AH!

Christy Angel: Dad, you did it!

Kid Havok: That was sick!

Alison Chains: And thus my well orchestrated plan for revenge has….wait what were we doing kids?

Tack Angel: ….

Christy Angel: You did it Dad! You killed Slayer….AGAIN!

Tack Angel: …..AAAHHHHH!!!

8. Havok Women’s World Championship No Rules: Paula(c) vs. Wendy Mustang
-The Women's World Championship was on the line in a highly-anticipated rematch between the champion, Paula, and the former champion, Wendy Mustang. The first encounter had ended in controversy, and Paula had granted this rematch to make amends. Both competitors were nursing injuries, but their determination burned brighter than ever. From the opening bell, it was evident that the injuries had taken a toll on both Paula and Wendy. Each move they executed seemed to amplify their pain, but they were unwavering in their commitment to the championship. The match was a seesaw battle, as Paula and Wendy exchanged powerful slams, submission holds, and high-impact maneuvers. Every near-fall had the crowd on the edge of their seats, hoping to see their favorite emerge victorious. The match was held under No Rules, but that didn’t come into play as the two kept it clean and honorable. As the bout wore on, Paula began to favor her injured shoulder, which seemed to be causing her considerable discomfort. Wendy, showing great sportsmanship, eased up on her attacks, concerned for her opponent's well-being. However, near the match's conclusion, a shocking turn of events unfolded. Paula, who had been nursing her shoulder injury, suddenly revealed that she had been faking her condition all along. The crowd gasped in disbelief as Paula, seemingly healed or never even hurt at all, took a dark turn. Suddenly, Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox stormed the ring with ruthless intent. Their attack was sudden and brutal, leaving Wendy stunned and overwhelmed. The crowd was shocked and booed as Paula locked in her finishing move, the Sharpshooter, on the unsuspecting Wendy. The pain was excruciating, and despite her best efforts to resist, Wendy had no choice but to tap out. The bell rang, declaring Paula the winner and still the Women's World Champion. It was a tainted victory, marred by deception and betrayal, but Paula had managed to retain her title. As Paula celebrated her victory, Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox joined her, cementing their alliance.
Winner: Paula via Sharpshooter -> Submission -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: Unreal! Paula was faking her injury?! They never attacked her! Paula is WITH Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox!

Larry Grim: Looks like you have a 3Queens situation in Havok too. That trio has all the gold!

Nerma: Uh…actually….I think it might be worse.

Larry Grim: Why?

Nerma: Look!

Ness and Crono rolled into the ring. Ness hugged his wife, and handed the trio of ladies Metal Militia t-shirts. They quickly put them on, as Paula raised her World Championship above her head and smirked as Wendy rolled out of the ring. Lainey Strong ran down to help Wendy, before trying to get into the ring to pick a fight with Paula. Hope Mach and Dem Girlz ran down to hold her back as Darkness Aoi and Mitra goaded them to come into the ring.

Tommy Dukes: Paula is Metal Militia?! Aoi and Mitra are Metal Militia! All the Women’s World Championships are with METAL MILITIA?!

Nerma: …It’s a gut punch…I got to admit it….gut punch.

Backstage

World Champion Trevor Mach watched as Paula, Darkness Aoi, and Mitra Lennox joined the Metal Militia together and posed with Ness and Crono, as they put on their shirts. He buried his anger and started walking towards the ring, as he passed by the Renegade Boz.

Boz: The walls are closing in. You have a war on all sides.

Trevor Mach: It’s looking that way.

Boz: On a cursed night full of demons, does the wolf still bow to the Lion?

Trevor Mach: Always, but at the same time, I’m gonna show my fangs tonight.

Boz: Don’t disappoint me. I want to see what a warrior you are.

Trevor Mach: …Then stay tuned.

As Trevor walked towards the stage, he was suddenly cut off by Dougie Mach.

Dougie Mach: Trevor! You have GOT to tell Heather to back off regarding my love life!

Trevor Mach: I don’t have to do anything Dougie! Grow a pair! Personally, I’m with Heather on this one! Now could ya move please? I was doing a cool thing with Boz over there until you ruined it!

Dougie Mach: Sorry!

Trevor Mach: *sigh* Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.

9. Xcite vs. Havok World Team Championships: Zyro Kurogane(c)/Seto Kaiba(c)/Kinniku Mike(c)/Isiah Muscle(c) vs. Magnum PT/Point Man/Dungaree Danson/Brunson Burner
-The stage was set for a battle of epic proportions as two formidable teams, Samurai Ifrit of the Havok Brand and the Weekend Wrecking Crew of the Xcite Brand, clashed for the prestigious World Team Championship. The atmosphere was charged with anticipation as fans eagerly awaited the thrilling contest. In one corner, the reigning champions, Samurai Ifrit, stood ready to defend their title. The team consisted of the formidable Zyro Kurogane, the cunning Seto Kaiba, the powerhouse Mike Thunder, and the agile Isiah Muscle. Their collective might made them a force to be reckoned with. In the opposite corner, the Weekend Wrecking Crew represented the Xcite Brand. Composed of the slick Magnum PT, the versatile Point Man, the hefty Brunson Burner, and the cocky Dungaree Danson, they were determined to seize the World Team Championship from Samurai Ifrit. The match kicked off with an explosion of energy as both teams fought tooth and nail for supremacy. The contest was marked by the strategic use of teamwork and the combined skills of each member, making it a true showcase of tag team wrestling at its finest. As the match unfolded, the ring was a flurry of high-impact moves, acrobatic displays, and tag team combinations. The crowd roared in approval as they witnessed the fluid synchrony of both teams, with moments of brilliance and near-falls that left everyone on the edge of their seats. The turning point of the match came when Seto Kaiba, the rich and sinister strategist of Samurai Ifrit, seized an opportunity. With a calculated move, he hit a low blow on and executed a breathtaking Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex on Brunson Burner, sending shockwaves through the arena for the 1-2-3.
Winners: Zyro Kurogane(c)/Seto Kaiba(c)[o]/Kinniku Mike(c)/Isiah Muscle(c) via Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex on Brunson Burner -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Nerma: Haha! The Rings, the power, and The Storm stay with Havok! Thank you Samurai Ifrit! Yeah!

Larry Grim: A well fought effort from our Weekend Wrecking Crew boys, but it was not meant to be. We’re not going to give up though. The Xciters and ENN both want The Storm, and the hunt is on to find a team that will take down Samurai Ifrit!

Tommy Dukes: We’ll just see about that. Folks, it’s been a WILD RIDE this spooky season, but we have the main course just ahead. A blood feud reignited in the midst of the Blood 4 Blood vs. Metal Militia war. Trevor Mach, our World Champion, the righteous wolf, will battle the sadistic monster that Poo has allowed himself to become, and they will do this…in The Grindhouse. Folks….Renegades….AND Xciters I suppose…LET’S TAKE IT TO THE GRINDHOUSE!

10. Havok World Championship Grindhouse: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Poo
-The Grindhouse Match was set to take place, and the arena was shrouded in an air of brutality and anticipation. Outside the eight-sided ring was a circular cage of razor wire, slowly rotating, ready to inflict pain and chaos. The World Champion, Trevor Mach, stood in one corner, ready to defend his title. His opponent, the near-sociopathic Poo, occupied the opposite corner, ready to take on the righteous wolf in a contest of brutality. The match began, and both competitors wasted no time in engaging in a vicious, no-holds-barred brawl. The razor wire cage played a cruel and unforgiving role as it came into play throughout the match, cutting into the flesh of both Trevor and Poo. Trevor Mach showcased his fighting spirit, unleashing a flurry of strikes and punishing holds on his opponent. Poo, known for his ruthless aggression, reveled in the sadistic environment of the Grindhouse. The relentless violence played out like a fevered nightmare. Mach unleashed a storm of strikes and punishing holds, determined to protect his championship. Poo reveled in the sadistic environment of the Grindhouse, drawing strength from the carnage that surrounded them. Poo slammed Trevor into the Grindhouse and hit the Starstorm Omega for a nearfall. Trevor fought back to his feet and went for the Burning Machismo, but lacked the strength to pull it off. As the match progressed, both competitors were covered in blood and lacerations from the razor wire. The crowd watched in morbid fascination as the two warriors pushed their bodies to the limit in pursuit of victory. Amidst the chaos, Trevor Mach found a glimmer of opportunity. With the crowd's heart pounding, he delivered a devastating Knee Trigger to Poo's face. The impact was bone-rattling, and Poo, disoriented and bleeding, stood at the precipice of defeat. Summoning every ounce of strength and willpower, Trevor trapped Poo in a Bulldog Choke, applying relentless pressure. The cage, now an ominous backdrop to this grueling submission, bore witness to Poo's agonizing struggle for survival. Poo fought to hang on, pushing Trevor into the Grindhouse, but Trevor spun around and ground Poo's head into it instead. Poo continued to fight, but he eventually passed out and dropped to the mat, the referee called for an end to the carnage, and Trevor Mach survived The Grindhouse.
Winner: Trevor Mach via Bulldog Choke -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!

Tommy Dukes: HE DID IT! THE WOLF CHOKED OUT THE MONSTER! TREVOR MACH IS STILL THE WORLD CHAMPION!

Nerma: Finally, Metal Militia suffers a loss!

Tommy Dukes: Trevor is checking his opponent even after everything that’s happened. He’s trying to get a fist bump, but Poo just spit blood at his feet. He’s trying to get back up to fight Trevor!

Nerma: Metal Militia are rushing into the cage! They’re attacking the champ! Here comes Subculture, Picky Minch, and Cade Yaggis! Even Little Mac is getting into the ring! WATCH OUT FOR THE GRINDHOUSE!

Tommy Dukes: Someone turned it back on! This is getting insane! We need Renegade Security quickly!

Larry Grim: Maybe the Red Shirts too…not the Black Shirts though.

Nerma: Wait look up on top of the Grindhouse! Someone just dropped down from the rafters. Who is that?!

Tommy Dukes: IT’S GRIND! GRIND IS IN THE GRINDHO- OH I GET IT! METAL MILITIA DID IT AGAIN!

Nerma: GRIND IS JUMPING DOWN ONTO BLOOD 4 BLOOD! HE’S REVEALING HIS METAL MILITIA T-SHIRT! The invaders are growing in numbers! This is insane!

Tommy Dukes: People, we’ve got to go, but make sure you tune in to Havok this week to feel the fallout!

Larry Grim: But check out Xcite first, cause we’re on first.

Nerma: YEAH WHATEVER! GRIND IS BACK!

Post Credits...

Joe Bob's Trailer

Joe Bob Briggs: Boy that was something wasn't it?

Mail Girl Tali: Yeah I guess.

Joe Bob Briggs: Fun full of blood spewing mayhem! I give it four stars! Joe Bob says watch the replay!

Jammer: By the way, Vape is fine!

The Rizzler: The name is The Rizzler, and yeah I did a quick duck and roll just in time!

Jammer: See?

The Rizzler: Although, I was a little too slow.

The Rizzler held up his hand...with his other hand...because it had been cleanly removed.

Joe Bob, Jammer, and Tali: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Last edited by Machismo (10/31/2023 1:58 am)

Index
» Strong Style Forever
» EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/16/2023 12:49 am #431

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/17/2023 2:45 am #432

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/19/2023 9:28 am #433

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/20/2023 9:01 pm #434

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/23/2023 3:57 am #435

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/24/2023 4:43 am #436

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/26/2023 12:44 am #437

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/28/2023 12:27 am #438

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/29/2023 12:17 am #439

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

10/31/2023 1:07 am #440

Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

Index
» Strong Style Forever
» EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

Board footera