Outside of the Fourside, the Sailor Sensations come out laughing, smiling, and running into the building, while a conflicted Tack Angel steps out hesitantly. 

Tack Angel: *sigh* 

Rick Shaw: What's wrong amigo? 

Tack Angel: Amigo is a different guy. 

Rick Shaw: How you liking your new digs pal?

Tack Angel: *sigh* It was a money trap that I can't escape from. Do you have ANY idea the exchange rate of dollars to bells. IT AIN'T GREAT! But that's not the problem. I have met someone, that has me feeling conflicted. 

Rick Shaw: Oh yeah? How so? 

Tack Angel: Her name is Isabelle, she's a sentient dog woman, and she's everything I could ever dream of. 

Rick Shaw: …A sentient dog woman? 

Tack Angel: Yeah. 

Rick Shaw: But what about Makoto?

Tack Angel: Oh, I love Makoto, don't get me wrong. She's the most wonderful woman in the world. The most important part of my life. She's helped me pick up the pieces from the nasty divorce I'm constantly reminded of because of Geoff Garrett. 

Rick Shaw: Whom you're teaming with tonight. 

Tack Angel: …Cause I told a kid in a hospital I'd try it, and now I got to win or he's going to will himself to die.
 
Rick Shaw: Oh don't say tha-

Tack Angel: No, he literally told Arliss to tell me that. Also, he's keeping my pet eagle, which is fine, cause I never really wanted it, and it closes that whole plot hole. 

Rick Shaw: Like your talking cat son. 

Tack Angel: What? 

Rick Shaw: Nothing compadre. Listen, what are you gonna do about this Isabelle chick?
 
Tack Angel: This is going to sound weird, but a deep, dark, and twisted voice inside of me, is telling me I could have MORE than one love in my life. 

Rick Shaw: Oh yeah? 

Tack Angel: I don't know where it's coming from. Maybe I could make Isabelle like my waifu! Haha, yeah that'd work out alright. 

Rick Shaw: It's dangerous to do that dude. Waifus are for the mentally weak. You're a strong dude, and you're loved. That leggy chick in there with the great smile and massive pair of tits. 

Tack Angel: Yeah, I- wait that's too-

Rick Shaw: SHE loves you, meanwhile, a waifu might not love you back. They may not even be real, and could be claimed by someone else just like that. *snaps fingers*

Suddenly, Magnum PT came walking by with a lady that was familiar to Tack. 

Magnum PT: Hey Chief, check it out. Her name's Iroha, and I think she's like a cosplayer or something. We're totes gonna hook up after Point Man batters Void tonight. Haha! 

Tack Angel: …

Rick Shaw: You alright Tack? 

Tack Angel: …FU-




Apple Kid: Welcome to Fourside, home of the world famous Four Guys Burgers  and Fries! Do NOT ask what happened to the fifth guy! We're in the Fourside Arena, the hallowed ground for wrestling fans, and tonight the Xciters are going to give it everything they've got to sell you on this show being three hours longs AND to hype up the biggest Victory Explosion EVER! Victory Explosion 18! It's here! It's legal! It can vote, smoke, and die for Chosenland! 

Larry Grim: You'll have to excuse Apple Kid, he's a little sauced tonight. 

Apple Kid: Hey, I needed some liquid courage. It's not gonna kill me. 

Larry Grim: No, somehow you live to be 86 according to my lists. 

Apple Kid: Haha ye- wait what?

Tali Mach: Why did you need that for Apple? Someone got you nervous? 

Apple Kid: Huh?! No! I uh- no I'm not nervous! Haha! 

Tali Mach: Relax, you're apparently sticking around another fifty years! 

Apple Kid: I don't know how to feel about that. 

Tali Mach: I love the Fairgrounds, but it's better with a pretzel and a beer. Someone get ME A beer. Apple, do you still have anything in that flask?

Larry Grim: I thought you were sober Tali. 

Tali Mach: I am, but a big change to the card made me want to have a drink. 

Larry Grim: Ah yes, tonight we were going to see challenger and champion in action. Makoto Kino was going to compete, and Erica was going to compete, but things have changed. Erica officially has bowed out, claiming she wishes to remain pristine for the Dome.

Tali Mach: Pristine eh? I've seen the scars on her body. Those Stygian psychos strung her up by her tits, I'm telling ya! This is just mind games, same as always. She can't be trusted. The alternative though is what's driving me to want to drink. Tracy?! The "Redeemed" Tracy?! *gags* I want to throw up! She's a lying hypocrite. Trust me! I know her all too well. 

Apple Kid: We know. 

Tali Mach: What does that mean? 

Apple Kid: *gulp* 

Larry Grim: Well, this is really setting the tone for the night isn't it? I'm excited. I can feel it in my bones, which is all I am, so I can feel it in my everything. Let's get to the action shall we? Makoto Kino won Rumble City, and then went on to beat 3Queens last week, but can Gianna get revenge after being pinned last week? Let's find out! 

Tali Mach: You guys need to relax. Like what could I do in my wheelchair? 

Apple Kid: A LOT! 

Tali Mach: …You're as smart as they say Apple. 

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
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1. Women's Singles: Makoto Kino vs. Gianna Rambaldi 
-The opening match, saw #1 Contender Makoto standing tall and confident, while Gianna circled her, eyes locked on her opponent, calculating her first move. Gianna shot in quickly, going for a single-leg takedown. Makoto sprawled, using her strength to keep her balance. Gianna transitioned, sweeping Makoto’s other leg out from under her, and took her down to the mat. Gianna immediately went for a wristlock, twisting Makoto's arm behind her back. Makoto grimaced but powered up to her feet, reversing the hold and flipping Gianna over her shoulder with a judo throw. Gianna quickly got back to her feet and charged at Makoto, who caught her with a thunderous clothesline. Gianna hit the mat hard but rolled through, avoiding further damage. Gianna regained her composure and moved in again, this time locking up with Makoto in the center of the ring. Gianna transitioned into a side headlock, wrenching Makoto's neck. Makoto powered out, lifting Gianna off her feet and dropping her with a back suplex. Makoto followed up with a series of powerful stomps, keeping Gianna on the defensive. She pulled Gianna to her feet and whipped her into the corner, charging in with a high-impact splash. Gianna slumped against the turnbuckles, winded. Makoto lifted Gianna onto the top turnbuckle, setting her up for a superplex. Gianna fought back, delivering sharp elbows to Makoto's head. She shoved Makoto off the ropes, and Makoto landed on her feet but stumbled backward. Gianna leapt off the top rope, aiming for a crossbody. Makoto caught her in mid-air, displaying incredible strength. She transitioned, hoisting Gianna onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry. Gianna struggled, trying to wriggle free, but Makoto held firm. With a roar, Makoto swung Gianna around and drove her into the mat with the Supreme Thunder Driver. Makoto hooked the leg for the pin and the win. 
Winner: Makoto Kino via Supreme Thunder Driver -> Pin

Apple Kid: Wowie wow wow! A great win for Makoto! 

Larry Grim: Indeed, it was quite a competitive showing, but Makoto has got the momentum. Erica is seen watching from the stage there. 

Tali Mach: Look, see her covering all her scars with makeup? That chick was chewed up and spit out by the sadomasochistic psychos from Hell! 

Larry Grim: The "Queen of Queens" from 3Queens, will be putting that EBW Women's Championship on the line against Makoto at Victory Explosion 18. That's going to be a big match to watch! 

Tali Mach: And I'll be there, cause the handicap parking at the Dome is right up front! That's easy enough! 

Larry Grim: Great!

Backstage

In the background, Tack Angel could be seen following around Magnum PT with a giant comical mallet, but the focus shifted to the foreground as Bashin Dan entered the building to a big reaction. 

Ana: Dan! Dan! Can I get a word with you? Of course I can, I can already see it, but it's still important and polite to ask. 

Bashin Dan: …Oh yeah? 

Ana: The wrestling world is excited to see the big battle between yourself and undefeated EBW Champion Rama Raju. How are you feeling about the upcoming match with your close friend? 

Bashin Dan: Rama Raju coming to EBW really shook things up. He's a once in a generation man, not just talent, but man. I've learned a lot from him, and fighting alongside him has gotten the blood pumping. You stand too close to the fire long enough, you either burn up, or you begin to like it. That's metaphorical of course, kids should not stand near fire ever at all. 

Ana: This is like one of those intense card games you're always playing against hot blooded rivals huh?

Bashin Dan: No. This isn't like a card game. This isn't a game at all. This is the biggest challenge of my career. I'm not the young rookie anymore, and I don't have any excuses. Hope, my fiance, and my friends in Dan Club….they'll be watching from across the divide, but just know I'm going in there with all of you. It's time to find our what I'm really made of once and for all. Make or break. Am I the ACE or just another face? 

Ana: ….I knew he was gonna say all that, but he said it cooler than I predicted. 

2. CXJ Division Singles: Rey Dorado vs. Flying Man<3'dPW>
-Next up, a CXJ Division showcase between Rey Dorado and Flying Man of 3'dPW. Flying Man made the first move, launching himself at Rey Dorado with a series of rapid arm drags. Rey Dorado responded in kind, the two exchanging flips and counters, each move a blur of motion. Rey Dorado ducked under a clothesline attempt from Flying Man and hit the ropes, rebounding with a handspring back elbow that sent Flying Man staggering. Not missing a beat, Rey Dorado followed up with a swift headscissors takedown, sending Flying Man sprawling across the mat. Flying Man kipped up, showing off his agility, and charged at Rey Dorado. He leapt into the air, executing a perfect hurricanrana, flipping Rey Dorado head over heels. As Rey Dorado got back to his feet, Flying Man launched himself off the ropes with a springboard dropkick, hitting Rey Dorado square in the chest and sending him crashing to the mat. With Rey Dorado momentarily stunned, Flying Man ascended to the top rope. He poised himself for a high-risk maneuver, but Rey Dorado sprang to life, leaping up and meeting Flying Man on the top turnbuckle. The two exchanged blows, teetering precariously, before Rey Dorado gained the upper hand with a thunderous superplex that shook the ring. Both luchadores lay on the mat, catching their breath, the Xciters on their feet, chanting and cheering. Rey Dorado was the first to rise, pulling Flying Man up with him. He whipped Flying Man into the ropes and caught him on the rebound with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, driving Flying Man into his knee with force. Rey Dorado climbed the ropes, looking for his signature high-flying offense. He launched off with a corkscrew plancha, but Flying Man rolled out of the way at the last second, and Rey Dorado crashed hard onto the mat. Seizing the opportunity, Flying Man quickly scaled the ropes himself and soared through the air with a picture-perfect 450 splash, which got the attention of a watching Johnny Starbound, who complained about it being HIS move from the stage. 1-2-KICKOUT! The crowd roared as both luchadores slowly got to their feet. Flying Man charged, but Rey Dorado countered with a lightning-fast arm drag, transitioning smoothly into an Anahauc surfboard, stretching Flying Man's limbs and back. Flying Man struggled in the hold, but he managed to twist free, catching Rey Dorado with an enzuigiri to the side of the head. Dazed but not out, Rey Dorado stumbled back, and Flying Man capitalized with a wing flapping press. Rey Dorado rolled out of the way, and Flying Man hit the mat hard. Rey Dorado sprang to his feet, the energy of the crowd fueling him. He grabbed Flying Man and whipped him into the corner, following up with a running knee strike to the face. With Flying Man slumped in the corner, Rey Dorado lifted him onto the top turnbuckle, setting up for his finishing move. He climbed up after him, positioning Flying Man for the Doradorana. He followed it up with a Moonsault for the pin and the win. 
Winner: Rey Dorado via Doradorana x Moonsault -> Pin

Larry Grim: Wow, that was a fun ride! What did you think about it Tali?

Tali Mach: You know what I want to see? A battle royale on an island, featuring all of those dimwit henchmen duos from family films. You know what I'm talking about right? The tall one, who is gangly and claims to be the brains of the operation, and the short fat slightly dumber one. Through them all of an island in a fight to the death, and see which two reign supreme. That's what I want to see. 

Apple Kid: …Uh…up next…uh…the wonderful Sailor V is going to take on the "Redeemed" Tracy in singles competitio-




Void: A lot of people question me, as if I owe you answers. They wonder if I'm the executive, or the terrorist. Considering one is locked away in an asylum, and the other lost his edge, you should be asking yourselves why you were so foolish to think any of them were capable of being what I truly am. I'm the chaos inside of everyone, and that doesn't come from some dug up statue. It's not an identity someone wears for a cause. Do I look like I have a cause? Do I look like I have a motive? Some of you probably don't think I have a conscience. You're the smart ones. If you want to explore chaos, I'm not hard to find, but remember that when you find me, you don't get to walk away. 

Backstage

Ana: So this is where I was going to interview Jackson Kain and Mav Valentine from the set of the movie they're filming together, but let me save us some time. They're both excited about it. It'll fail in the theaters, but will do well on streaming, and when they come back they want to team up and challenge the EBW Tag Team Champions. Now that we have that out of the way, I'm about to be interrupted by Colby Roads. 

Colby Roads: HEY! 

Ana: See? 

Colby Roads: I have something I want to talk about. I need to talk to Bashin Dan. Dan, you don't understand how this all works, do you? I left the big league, and carnied a money mark into giving me my own promotion, simply so I had leverage for a more lucrative contract back in the big leagues. I did that, with thanks to my equally sociopathic black wife that helped me personally end racism. That's the sort of stuff I do. My Dad was a legend, and that entitles me to things. You're in the way once again. You're ALWAYS in the way. That spot is mine. You might not think I earned it, but I politicked and carnied for it, and to me, that's just as good. The 3-Star General is coming to have an adequate, middle of the road match with you. I will have my Victory Explosion MOMENT! 

3. Women's Singles: Tracy vs. Sailor V
-What was supposed to be a match for the EBW Women's Champion Erica, turned into another chance for "Redeemed" Tracy Angel-Garrett to preach to the crowd, and show off her "pious" new lifestyle. The bout began with Tracy extending her hand with a big smile on her face. The both women began circling each other, assessing their opponent. Sailor V made the first move, darting in with a quick dropkick aimed at Tracy's midsection. Tracy absorbed the blow, staggering back but remaining on her feet. Sailor V followed up with a series of rapid forearm strikes, driving Tracy into the ropes. Tracy countered by catching Sailor V with a powerful knee to the gut, halting her momentum. She whipped Sailor V into the opposite ropes and caught her on the rebound with a thunderous spinebuster, shaking the ring with the impact. Tracy quickly went for a cover, but Sailor V kicked out at two. Determined to stay on the offensive, Tracy lifted Sailor V and locked her in a bearhug, squeezing tightly and using her strength to wear down her opponent. Sailor V struggled, trying to break free, but Tracy's grip was ironclad, learning the WRIST CLUTCH from her ex-husband. Thinking quickly, Sailor V clapped her hands against Tracy's ears, disorienting her just enough to escape the hold. Sailor V capitalized, hitting the ropes and coming back with a flying crossbody, taking Tracy off her feet. She hooked Tracy's leg for a pin attempt, but Tracy kicked out at one, showing her resilience. Sailor V didn't let up, pulling Tracy to her feet and attempting a DDT. Tracy countered by powering out, lifting Sailor V and dropping her with a back body drop. Tracy caught her breath for a moment before grabbing Sailor V and whipping her into the corner. She charged in with a high knee strike, but Sailor V slipped out of the way, and Tracy hit the turnbuckle hard. Sailor V climbed the ropes quickly, perching on the top turnbuckle, and leapt off with a missile dropkick that sent Tracy sprawling to the mat. Sailor V went for another cover, but Tracy kicked out at two, showing her tenacity. Sailor V, sensing victory, climbed the ropes again, this time setting up for a Crescent Kick. As she launched off the top, Tracy rolled out of the way at the last second, and Sailor V hit the mat hard. Seizing the opportunity, Tracy got to her feet and grabbed Sailor V, lifting her for a devastating powerbomb. She slammed Sailor V into the mat with authority, but instead of going for the pin, she brought Sailor V back to her feet for a Crucifix Powerbomb. For a brief second, she grabbed the ropes for leverage as the ref made the count. Tracy Angel-Garrett with the win. 
Winner: Tracy via Crucifix Powerbomb -> Pin

Larry Grim: Tracy with the win.

Apple Kid: You saw her grab the ropes right?! Right?! She's a hypocrite! 

Tali Mach: Congratulations Apple dude, you officially have a pair of eyes. Now, if you had a pair of balls you'd go in there and save your gal pal. 

Apple Kid: She's not Minako! She's Sailor V-

Tali Mach: Whatever. I was trying to goad you into battering a woman. Guess you're not that sauced. Tracy Angel-Garrett. I know her better than anyone. She can't change. She won't change. Part of me is offended, but not for me. She makes a mockery of Trevor's faith. Doesn't sit right with me. 

Larry Grim: Tracy is requesting donations from ringside now. 

Tali Mach: She'd better not come over here. I will find the strength to get up out of this chair and knock her teeth out. Don't ask me how I'll do it, but I'll do it!


 

4. Singles: Void vs. Point Man 
-Next up, one of the core members of the Weekend Wrecking Crew, Point Man took on the returning Void. Point Man charged at Void at the bell, hoping to take the fight to his dangerous opponent. Void met him with a brutal big boot, stopping Point Man in his tracks and sending him crashing to the mat. Void stood over him, staring down through his new mask. Void pulled Point Man to his feet and delivered a series of devastating forearm strikes, each one more powerful than the last. Point Man tried to fight back with a few punches of his own, but Void shrugged them off and grabbed Point Man by the throat, lifting him high into the air before slamming him down with a chokeslam. Point Man writhed in pain, clutching his back. Void stalked him methodically, taking in the destruction he was inflicting. He dragged Point Man to his feet again and whipped him into the corner with such force that Point Man bounced off and fell face-first to the mat. Void followed up with a running knee to the side of Point Man's head, dazing the heroic wrestler. Void lifted Point Man again, this time setting him up for a suplex. He held Point Man in the air for several seconds, displaying his raw power, before crashing him down to the mat. Point Man's body arched in pain as Void stood over him, relishing the punishment he was dishing out. Void pulled Point Man to his feet once more and delivered a punishing spinebuster, driving the air out of Point Man's lungs. Point Man gasped for breath, trying to muster any strength he had left, but Void showed no mercy. He stomped on Point Man's chest, each blow making Point Man's body convulse. Sensing the end was near, Void lifted Point Man one final time, positioning him for his finishing move. Void hoisted Point Man onto his shoulders and spun him around, executing the Chaos Theory with brutal precision. Point Man's body slammed into the mat with a sickening thud, completely motionless. 1-2-3. Void with another victory. 
Winner: Void via Chaos Theory -> Pin 

Void: Let me ask you something. Why don't people trust their instincts? They sense something is wrong, someone is walking too close behind them. You knew something was wrong, but you stepped into this ring. Did I force you? Did I drag you in? No. All I had to do was appear for the match. It's hard to believe that the fear of being called a coward or a moron, can be stronger than the fear of pain. 

Preacher Ra: Don't forget it either! We're SUFFER, and we're coming for yo-

Void: Who says I was talking about them? Who says I wasn't talking about you? 

Preacher Ra: Wha? I don't understa-

Void: You invited me in. You invited in a power you can't control or contain, let alone understand. 
Preacher Ra: What are you-

Void suddenly threw Preacher Ra into the ropes before hitting him with the Chaos Theory. The Auditor rolled into the ring and looked confused as he stared at Void and then at Ra, before ultimately leaving with Void. 

Apple Kid: What just happened there?! 

Tali Mach: Void's a beast you can't contain. Ra thought he had the monster on his side, but the golem always turns on its master. You wanted Void, and you got him. You FA'd and then you FO. 

Larry Grim: Well SUFFER seems to have just fragmented right before us, but they need to get their acts together because up next, Razorblade and Snakebite are putting the EBW Tag Team Championships on the line against the Dad Dudes themselves. It's the Co-Parents Tack and Geoff taking on SUFFER NEXT! 

5. EBW Tag Team Championships: Razorblade(c)/Snakebite(c) vs. Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett 
-Up next, SUFFER defended the tag belts against Tack Angel and Geoff Garrett. The Co-Parents and Co-Leaders of the Weekend Wrecking Crew just saw Point Man fall to Void, and Double G seemed committed to make sure they avenged that loss, while Tack seemed preoccupied with Magnum PT momentarily, before snapping back to focus on the match. The bout began with Tack Angel starting off against Razorblade. Razorblade charged forward, but Tack dodged and countered with a series of quick kicks and arm drags. Razorblade got back to his feet and locked up with Tack, using his strength to push Tack into the corner. Razorblade delivered a stiff chop to Tack's chest, the sound echoing through the arena. Tack fought back with a flurry of kicks, forcing Razorblade to retreat. Tack tagged in Geoff Garrett, who entered the ring with a burst of energy and a Jackie Fargo strut. Geoff took Razorblade down with a powerful clothesline, followed by a snap suplex. Razorblade crawled to his corner and tagged in Snakebite, who charged at Geoff with a shoulder block, knocking him down. Snakebite followed up with a series of knee strikes to Geoff's midsection, trying to wear him down. Geoff fought back, managing to slip out of Snakebite's grip and hit him with a dropkick. Both men were back on their feet, exchanging blows in the center of the ring. Geoff gained the upper hand and whipped Snakebite into the ropes, hitting him with a spinebuster on the rebound. Geoff tagged Tack back in, and the Dad Dudes worked together, hitting Snakebite with a double suplex. Tack went for a cover, but Snakebite kicked out at two. Tack kept the pressure on, delivering a DDT to Snakebite. He tagged Geoff back in, and they set Snakebite up for a double-team move, but Razorblade rushed in, breaking it up with a double clothesline. Later, with the match descending into chaos, Razorblade and Snakebite took control, isolating Geoff in their corner. They took turns delivering brutal strikes and high-impact moves, keeping Geoff grounded. Razorblade hit a backbreaker, followed by a leg drop from Snakebite. Geoff was in trouble, desperately reaching for a tag, but Razorblade cut him off. The crowd erupted for Tack and he rallied the fans, clapping and cheering for Geoff while seemingly trying not to throw up. Summoning his last reserves of strength, Geoff fought back, elbowing Razorblade in the gut and hitting him with a desperation neckbreaker. Geoff crawled to his corner, stretching out his hand, and finally made the hot tag to Tack. Tack exploded into the ring, taking down both Razorblade and Snakebite with a series of clotheslines. He whipped Razorblade into the corner and hit a running knee strike, then turned his attention to Snakebite, who charged at him. Tack ducked under Snakebite's attack and caught him with a SUPERKICK!, sending him staggering. Suddenly, the madman Troy appeared at ringside, looking to interfere and protect his teammates. The crowd booed as Troy made his way to the ring, but the PT, Saxon, and Novus rushed out from the back, blocking Troy's path and engaging him in a wild brawl outside the ring. The distraction allowed Tack to focus on Snakebite, who was struggling to get back to his feet. KICK! KICK! KICK! Geoff, recovered and ready, climbed back into the ring as Tack made the tag. With a tap to the temple, Double G set up Snakebite for The Stroke and hit the move, while Razor ate another KICK from Tack. Geoff quickly covered Snakebite, hooking the leg as the referee dropped to the mat. 1-2-3!!! The bell rang, and the arena erupted in cheers. Tack Angel and Geoff Garrett stood victorious, raising their hands in triumph as EBW Tag Team Champions once again. The crowd's energy was palpable, knowing the titles were reclaimed for the young boy watching from the hospital.
Winners: Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett[o] via The Stroke on Snakebite -> Pin -> NEW EBW Tag Team Champions! 

Larry Grim: They did it! The Dad Dudes have the gold once again! The fan favorite team that everyone loves to see together are champs again! 

Apple Kid: Tack seemed really relieved and happy that he was able to pull that off for the kid in the hospital, but as Double G hugs him, a look of abject fear, loathing, and disgust is written all over his face. It must have to do with just how much was riding on that match, but luckily he was there with his buddy Geoff Garrett.

Tali Mach: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 

Larry Grim: Wait, what's that? Look on the screen! It's CP Munk! He's got Makoto Kino in a Bear Hug! 

Tali Mach: A Chipmunk Hug you mean. 

Larry Grim: …I guess so huh. 

Tack Angel: MUNK! 

CP Munk: You think it's over Tack! You think we're done?! This long story between us only ends when The Story finishes the story! That's right, we're still doing the story thing! You might have been crowned King of the Road, and you might have escaped Mid-South to find yourself ironically stuck in my old home town-

Tack Angel: Oh! That tells me that you're actually a chipmunk ma-

CP Munk: They never liked me for being different! 

Tack Angel: Oh, so he's actally a du-

CP Munk: They said I was an Anti-Nookite! 

Tack Angel: *throws up hands* I don't know what to think anymore. 

CP Munk: I saw we settle this once and for all at Victory Explosion, but I don't want your tag titles. I want to impose on you the harshest scar imaginable. At Victory Explosion it will be Hair vs. Hair, but in YOUR case you have to GROW your hair, namely a MULLET! 

Tack Angel: *gasp* YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY YOU KNOW THAT?! 

CP Munk: Revenge makes a man crazy! 

Tack Angel: Fine! Fine! But you have to let Makoto go, and if YOU lose, you have to shave ALL your hair…so we can finally get to the bottom of things.

CP Munk: Consider it done! Tack, I'll see you at-

Upon releasing Makoto, she promptly hit him with a spin kick that sent him smashing through catering. 

Makoto Kino: Oh! Oh I'm sorry everyone who was eating! I guess I kicked him too hard. 

Geoff Garrett: Haha! That lady of yours is a K-I-Double L-E-R! 

Tack Angel: Yeah she is….WAITDON'TLOOKATHER! 

6. Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Colby Roads
-Main event time, as Bashin Dan tested his mettle against Colby Roads, who wanted his spot at Victory Explosion. Colby used his strength to push Dan into the corner, but Dan slipped out and countered with a quick arm drag. Colby got back to his feet, visibly irritated, and charged at Dan. Dan sidestepped and caught Colby with a drop toe hold, sending him face-first into the mat. Dan quickly transitioned into a headlock, keeping Colby grounded. Colby struggled but managed to power out, shoving Dan into the ropes. On the rebound, Colby caught Dan with a shoulder block, knocking him down. Colby followed up with a series of stomps, trying to wear Dan down. Colby pulled Dan to his feet and whipped him into the ropes, looking for a clothesline. Dan ducked under and came back with a flying forearm, taking Colby down. Dan went for a quick cover, but Colby kicked out at one. Dan kept the pressure on, lifting Colby and delivering a snap suplex. As Dan climbed to the top rope, readying himself for a high-flying maneuver, Randy no Kachi and LG Rod appeared at ringside, drawing boos from the crowd. They started to make their way towards the ring, clearly intending to interfere. Before they could reach the ring, Jaden Yuki, Takumi Inui, and EBW Champion Rama Raju charged out from the back, sprinting down the ramp. The crowd erupted in cheers as Jaden, Takumi, and Raju intercepted Randy and Rod, engaging them in a fierce brawl. The fight spilled out around the ringside area, with Jaden delivering a swift kick to Rod, sending him sprawling, while Takumi and Raju double-teamed Randy, driving him back up the ramp. With the interference neutralized, Dan focused back on Colby. Colby, seizing the distraction, had climbed to his feet and met Dan at the top rope. The two exchanged blows, perched precariously. Colby attempted a superplex, but Dan blocked it, delivering a headbutt that sent Colby crashing to the mat. Dan took a deep breath and launched himself off the top rope with a stunning crossbody, landing squarely on Colby. Dan hooked the leg for a cover, but Colby kicked out at two. Undeterred, Dan pulled Colby up and whipped him into the corner. Dan charged in with a running dropkick, driving Colby back into the turnbuckles. As Colby stumbled out of the corner, as Dan hit a Bulldog. He lifted Colby up and readied for the Brave Clash, driving Colby into the mat with authority. 1-2-3! Bashin Dan with the pin and the win! 
Winner: Bashin Dan via Brave Clash -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Bashin Dan with the win! 

Apple Kid: With help from the EBW Champion, his Victory Explosion opponent! 

Tali Mach: It's a little too neat for me. I prefer these matches to have *opens up hands to somehow reveal a word in mid-air* HEAT! However, I can see something in their eyes. An intense, blazing competitiveness that will boil over by the time we get to THE DOME. If those other guy's title bout is the sizzle, ours will be the steak, and I just made myself very hungry. 

Larry Grim: Folks, we're just weeks away from the biggest show of the year. Don't miss it. We'll see you next week!

New Leaf

The next day, Tack Angel walked out of Tom Nook's office, having paid the debt he owed him thanks in part to the winner's purse from becoming a tag champion once again. 

Tack Angel: That does it for me, I'm out of here baby! Yeah! 

Rick Shaw: You want to say goodbye to anyone before we g-

Tack Angel: Nope! I'm good! I learned a lesson about waifus last night thanks to you actually, so I'm ready to just get out of here. Makoto, here I come! 

Rick Shaw: That's the spirit. Let's roll!

Tack was all smiles as the Angel Express pulled out of New Leaf, and drove down an oddly familiar street for Tack. His smile began to fade. 

Rick Shaw: What's wrong good buddy, you look concerned. 

Tack Angel: These city names…they're familiar. Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, Shelbyvi- Shelbyville?! 

Rick Shaw: Yeah, they're the neighboring cities to your new PERMANENT home. 

Tack Angel: Huh?!

Rick Shaw drove over a hill to reveal the smokestacks of a nuclear power plant. The rest of the city soon came into view, as they approached the city limits of-

Rick Shaw: IT'S SPRINGFIELD!!!

Tack Angel: AHH! AHHHH!!!! AAHHHHH!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Tack suddenly woke up in the back of the bus, as thunder and lightning rumbled outside. 

Rick Shaw: You alright buddy? You were screaming back there. 

Tack Angel: Just a horrible nightmare. It was awful. It started out bad too, like I had learned some lesson about waifus that I never intend to learn, cause it's lame. Then, I found myself in Hell, in literal Hell. 

Geoff Garrett: Well don't worry pal, you're safe and sound now, back on the ol' Angel Express with your buddy Double G. 

Point Man: The Point Man is also here! 

Magnum PT: PT's here too Chief, and he brought his rat, I mean…lady Iroha! 

Tack Angel: …This is still better than the nightmare. This is lesser Hell….wait no it's not. COME HERE PT!

Magnum PT: Huh?

Geoff Garrett: Oh Tack, you kidder! Hahaha! 

Earth-5

Tack o' Dark burst out of the bed of Pleasure Dome #67 and looked around, as Iroha Angel comforted him. 

Tack o' Dark: AH! 

Iroha Angel: Tack? What's wrong my love?

Tack o' Dark: I had a HORRIBLE nightmare, you weren't with me, but a greasy lunatic with a mullet. It was awful. I was trapped on a bus full of just the worst people. I had to pretend to like them, despite their minor flaws that anyone else would be perfectly fine with. Not me though, I demand perfection, and getting everything I want the way that I want, so you can imagine why this would be a shock to me. 

Iroha Angel: I'm so sorry honey. It's all alright though. It was just a nightmare. 

Tack o' Dark: You have no idea how hard it is to be me. People call me a Gary Stu, but I showed them. I outlawed people calling me a Gary Stu or even thinking it thanks to my psychic wives! That'll show them who's Gary Stu! In fact, we need to outlaw that name. Anyone named Gary Stu needs to change it immediately! Time to go back to sleep. I have to feel up boobs tomorrow, and I want to be awake for that. 

Iroha Angel: And for some reason, that doesn't bother me at all. Oh, by the way, we had a new city appear in Earth-5! 

Tack o' Dark: Oh? A new city full of loyal subjects to my global empire? How delightful. What's the name of the city? 

Iroha Angel: I believe it was….Springfield? 

Tack o' Dark:

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Narrator: With just days left until the biggest event of the year, the tension is running high. In the heart of Saturn City, beneath the glow of the stadium lights, lies the stage for one of the most anticipated events in wrestling history…Victory Explosion. More than just a wrestling event, Victory Explosion is the pinnacle of athletic prowess, a spectacle where legends are born, and destinies are forged. For months, these warriors have pushed themselves to the limit, driven by a singular goal, to stand victorious in the ring. Each match is not merely a contest of strength, but a clash of wills, a testament to the unyielding spirit of competition. Victory Explosion is where dreams are realized and where the indomitable human spirit shines brightest. The questions remain, who will stand tall at Victory Explosion, and when did EBW hire a narrator?




Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Studio 5 in Limber Mines, the Renegade stronghold that will house tonight's thrilling episode of Havok! 

Nerma: That's right, and we're just a couple of weeks away from Victory Explosion! A perfect event for the Summer right? 

Tommy Dukes: Summer? But wait, I thought it was spring. When we got here, it was May! 

Nerma: Well now it's July! Strange things happen in Limber Mines ya know. 

Tommy Dukes: Shouldn't we be worried about this? 

Nerma: No. 

Tommy Dukes: Oh alright then. 

Nerma: Tonight, we're going to see the unpredictable "Last War King" Ilya Fedorovich defend the Television Championship against Subculture AND Zyro Kurogane. Zyro-K and Samurai Ifrit might be on decent terms with Blood 4 Blood now, but that doesn't mean the Green Bomber and Shogun Steel won't go all out against the rough and ready Fedorovich. 

Tommy Dukes: He's been gone for some time, and I hear he's been competing in street fights just for the thrill of it. It's going to be a great match. 

Nerma: The fans love Subculture, they have surprisingly grown to love Zyro-K too! They're afraid of Ilya! It should be awesome. 

Tommy Dukes: Of course we have all of that, and hearing from so many Renegades regarding the lead up to Victory Explosion 18! Cade Yaggis is heading to the main event to take on Ness! You got to love it! 

Nerma: We're starting off the night with some action though. We're gonna see Sal Paradise, one half of the World Tag Team Champions as he takes on Hotlanta! Let's-

Tommy Dukes: TAKE IT TO THE RING! 

EBW: Havok
Studio 5, Limber Mines
ENT

1. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Hotlanta 
-The opening match saw one half of LoveBoom! and one half of the World Tag Team Champions Sal Paradise take on Hotlanta of Metal Rush. Sal told Boomtown to wait in the back, as did Hotlanta with Generator. The two competitors circled each other. The tension? Of course it was palpable. They locked up in the center of the ring, with Hotlanta using his superior strength to shove Sal into the corner. Hotlanta followed up with a series of powerful shoulder thrusts into Sal's midsection, driving the air out of his lungs. Hotlanta pulled Sal out of the corner and lifted him high into the air, executing a massive vertical suplex. The ring shook as Sal crashed down onto the mat. Hotlanta went for an early pin, but Sal kicked out at two. Hotlanta pulled Sal to his feet and whipped him into the ropes. As Sal rebounded, Hotlanta attempted a clothesline, but Sal ducked under it and countered with a dropkick to Hotlanta's chest. Seizing the opportunity, Sal followed up with a series of quick strikes: a spinning back kick, followed by a flying forearm. Hotlanta staggered but remained on his feet. Sal ran to the ropes, bouncing back and nailing Hotlanta with a springboard crossbody. Hotlanta went down, and Sal hooked the leg for a pin. Hotlanta powered out, shoving Sal off him with authority. Sal quickly ascended to the top rope, looking to capitalize on his momentum. He leaped off, attempting a high-flying moonsault, but Hotlanta rolled out of the way at the last second, and Sal crashed hard onto the mat. Hotlanta got to his feet, lifting Sal up and delivering a thunderous spinebuster. The impact reverberated through the arena, and the crowd gasped. Hotlanta, sensing victory, dragged Sal to the center of the ring and locked him in a bear hug, squeezing the life out of him. Sal struggled, trying to break free, but Hotlanta's grip was like a vise. The crowd rallied behind Sal, chanting his name. With the crowd's energy fueling him, Sal managed to land a series of elbows to Hotlanta's head, forcing him to release the hold. Sal dropped to his knees, gasping for air. Sal used the ropes to pull himself up. Hotlanta charged at him, but Sal sidestepped, sending Hotlanta crashing into the turnbuckle. Seizing the moment, Sal hooked Hotlanta's arm and delivered a snap DDT, planting him face-first into the mat. Sal covered Hotlanta, hooking the leg. Hotlanta kicked out, much to Sal's frustration. Sal climbed to the top rope again, this time looking for a high-risk maneuver to finish the match. He leaped off, aiming for the Perfect Sky, but Hotlanta got his knees up, and Sal crashed down hard. Hotlanta rose, shaking off the effects of Sal's earlier offense. He lifted Sal onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry, then spun him around and dropped him with an Islander drop. The ring shook from the impact. Hotlanta signaled to the crowd, who responded with boos. He grabbed Sal, hoisting him up for a sit-out powerbomb. He hit the big move for the pin, and the win, surprisingly clean. 
Winner: Hotlanta via Sit Out Powerbomb -> Pin

Tommy Dukes: Hotlanta with the clean win, but here comes Generator anyway to attack Hotlanta, and here comes Boomtown! 

Nerma: Hotlanta is grabbing a mic! 

Hotlanta: You see that? I beat him clean! I beat the man, the myth, the legend clean in the middle of the ring! You know what that says about him? About me? It says all of his success should have been mine! It's all mine! I should have been World Champion, not you Paradise. You were always too busy trying to get laid, while I worked and worked to get paid! Generator and I will take what belongs to us at Victory Explosion! Make no mistake! Boomtown ain't Jamie OD, and this ain't LoveKick. It's a carbon copy! It's trash! We're going to throw you away. It's time to end the story of Sal Paradise.

Gamer Girlz Room

Alison Chains was staring at the screen as Christy Angel toiled away at her video game. 

Alison Chains: Christina? I figured it out. I know the secret to achieving your dreams. 

Christy Angel: It's Christy. Oh yeah? How? 

Alison Chains: Lower your expectations. 

Christy Angle: Oh…right.

Alison Chains: We used to be a society, Christina. 

Christy Angel:  Christy.

Alison Chains: A Blockbuster connected to a McDonald's? Can you imagine? 

Christy Angel: What's a Blockbuster?

Alison Chains: This is why I do drugs…I mean vitamins…I take vitamins…*hits acid*

Jenny and Jessy James bolted into the room drinking beers. 

Jenny James: That Jammer, I mean he in no way asked me if we could get the Space Jam pinball machine. 

Jessy James: That's rough. 

Jenny James: I know right? He KNEW I wanted the T2 Pinball Machine! 

Jessy James: The one with the gun?

Jenny James: Yeah! 

Jessy James: Nice. Good choice. 

Jenny James: I know!

Alison Chains: How do you think they figured out glue? 

Christy Angel: What?

Alison Chains: How did they decide one day that they could melt a horse and use it to stick stuff to other stuff? 

Christy Angel: …That's a great point actually.

Alison Chains: One of the great mysteries of life. You know, life is like a game of chess. I don't know how to play chess.

-

Tommy Dukes: Why did we cut to that?! 

Nerma: No idea. We have a big match up next, and a precursor to what we might see at Victory Explosion, as Crono takes on Picky Minch in a Bushido Rules match. Bushido Rules is exclusive to Havok! Remember that! 

2. Bushido Rules Singles: Crono vs. Picky Minch
-Next up, a Bushido Rules match took place, between the workhorse of B4B Picky Minch, and Metal Rush's Crono.As the bell rang, both competitors circled each other. Crono adopted a traditional martial arts stance sans katana, while Picky Minch favored a more aggressive, brawler's stance. Crono threw the first series of rapid punches, but Picky Minch blocked them and countered with a heavy hook. Crono absorbed the blow and responded with a spinning back kick, pushing Picky Minch back. Crono then shot for a takedown, successfully bringing Picky Minch to the mat. He quickly transitioned to a mount position and began raining down punches. Picky Minch struggled but managed to sweep Crono, reversing the position. Picky Minch attempted a ground-and-pound, but Crono skillfully avoided the strikes and caught Picky Minch's arm, transitioning into an armbar attempt. Picky Minch powered out, standing up and dragging Crono with him. They briefly separated, each taking a moment to catch their breath. Crono feinted a strike and swiftly moved in for a clinch, kneeing Picky Minch in the midsection. As Picky Minch doubled over, Crono capitalized by locking in a guillotine choke. Picky Minch fought to breathe, his face turning red, but with a surge of strength, he lifted Crono off the ground and slammed him down to break the hold. Picky Minch charged, attempting a knockout punch. Crono sidestepped and tripped him, sending him crashing to the mat. Wasting no time, Crono secured a top position and transitioned to side control. Trapping Picky Minch's arm, he maneuvered into position for a triangle choke, locking his legs around Picky Minch's neck and arm. Picky Minch thrashed, trying to escape, but Crono's hold was unbreakable. The referee watched closely as Picky Minch's movements slowed, his face turning a deep shade of red. Seeing no response, the referee called for the bell, signaling the end of the match.
Winner: Crono via Triangle Choke -> Referee Stoppage

Tommy Dukes: Hard fought match, but Crono wins with a very tight Triangle Choke. You can tell he's been working on that for some time. I'm told he's very experienced with something called a "Triple Tech" whatever that means, but I mean it's got to be related right? 

Nerma: I don't know? You're the MMA mark between us.

Tommy Dukes: Oh right. Well Crono is on point. He's definitely not been slouching. The Metal Rush unit are all seasoned pros, and they got the financial backing of Seto Kaiba, so they probably have given him the best training camps that money can buy. He's got that lean muscle, as if drawn by Akira Toriyama during his big head/lean body phase. Trevor's got a lot of experience with Bushido Rules, he helped pioneer it after all, but so did Picky Minch, and we saw what just happened there. 

Nerma: And from what we know now, the two of them are going to square up in a Bushido Den! Bushido Den at Victory Explosion 18! This is going to be a wild ride in the Dome this year! 

Backstage

Amigo was standing by, holding up a photo of himself and Mike Thunder, back when they first joined EBW. 

Amigo: Remember this Mike? We were so full of promise then. One of the big things keeping us motivated was the will to be the best of the best. Which of us would be remembered as the top of their generation? I never once expected it to be you. It wasn't really on my mind, but I played along, because it was good for the cameras. All I saw was a fat loser, who wasn't worth my time. We ended up in war after war, and it seemed we even became friends at some point during the whole thing. I mean real, true, legitimate friends. When I had fallen on hard times, and when I wasn't in the right frame of mind, you helped me out of that pit, and for that I thank you. Through all of that though, you want to know something? I still think you're nothing but a fat loser. You trimmed some pounds for your kid, but the moment a piece of tail catches your eye, you're going to abandon him, just like you did before. You're trash. You abandon your friends. You abandon your family. You abandoned your own son, and I've been the one that's had to teach him how to watch his back in this sport. This sport, you know it sucks that the fans would side with people like you, and with people like Blood 4 Blood, that loud mouth Zyro Kurogane, and drug addicted mental patients like one Alison Chains. That's just a few off the top of my head. I don't like the way you all belittle this sport I put my life into. The cameras were even rolling during my mental breakdowns! You have any idea how embarrassing and disrespectful that is?! I'm going to make you pay. I'm going to make your son pay. The way I see it, EBW is only big enough for one of us. Two brands, sure, but the egos are just too big. You think you're the best, and I KNOW I'm the best! Loser MUST retire. What do you think about that Mike? Is that a price you're willing to pay to avenge your son, or are you too focused on yourself like always. Too absorbed in your own vanity. What's it gonna be Mike?

3. Lady Renegades Singes: Wendy Mustang vs. Val Dorado
-The next match saw Rumble City winner Wendy Mustang take on the hired mercenary of Metal Rush, Val Dorado. As the bell rang, both competitors sized each other up before locking into a fierce grapple. Wendy used her agility to slip behind Val and apply a waist lock, but Val quickly countered with a powerful elbow strike to Wendy's head, forcing her to release the hold. Val took control early, using her strength to overpower Wendy with a series of suplexes and power moves. She whipped Wendy into the corner and charged with a running clothesline, but Wendy dodged at the last moment, causing Val to crash into the turnbuckle. Seizing the opportunity, Wendy unleashed a flurry of kicks and punches, targeting Val's midsection. She then executed a snap suplex, sending Val crashing to the mat. Wendy quickly climbed to the top rope, signaling to the crowd for her signature move. Val, however, recovered swiftly and met Wendy at the top, delivering a hard right hand that stunned her. Val climbed up, attempting a superplex, but Wendy fought back with a series of punches, sending Val tumbling to the mat below. Wendy capitalized on the moment, leaping off the top rope and delivering a lariat that sent Val sprawling. She followed up with a standing moonsault, hooking Val's leg for the pin. Val kicked out at two, showing her resilience. Determined to win, Wendy pulled Val to her feet and set her up for a DDT, but Val reversed it into a Northern Lights suplex, bridging for a pin. Wendy managed to kick out just before the three-count, the crowd erupting in cheers. As Val charged for another clothesline, Wendy ducked and ran to the opposite ropes. She rebounded with incredible speed, launching herself into a flipping lariat that connected perfectly with Val, sending her to the mat for the pin and the 1-2-3! 
Winner: Wendy Mustang via Flipping Lariat -> Pin 

Nerma: Wendy Mustang with a victory over Val Dorado, and you know that Paula, and the other members of Metal Rush's Lady Renegades unit are watching closely. She's no fluke. She's no flash in the pan. This uber patriotic cowgirl has always had the right stuff, and she's going to show that against Paula at Victory Explosion 18!

WE ARE METAL RUSH!!!

Poo: Trevor Mach, the good man, the moral man, the righteous man. What a joke. What a hypocrite! What an absolute sociopath! That's coming from a man that can turn off his emotions. I don't believe you ever really had any to begin with. My man Crono here, he's a hero. He helps people. He saves people. What do you do? You ride the train of debauchery, and then you jump onto the next thing that will keep you relevant. It's religion now, but before it was sex and violence, sometimes mixed together. You have some serious demons unlike the silent protagonist Crono. You say you've changed, but I doubt it. I seriously doubt it. You let w00t live when you could have killed him because you don't actually care about your wife. In Tracy Angel-Garrett's new book "Escaping an Angel" she writes how you blatantly told both her and Tack when they were married that it was your life goal to "blow Tali's back out". That is kind of messed up. I guess you succeeded huh? Well, w00t did, along with a certain accomplice. I think you keep her around now because you get points for being the good husband. You know, I know someone else who knows all about your wicked ways. Grind sure does, doesn't he? That's why he hates you to this day. Remember, you just so happened to draw the ire of all the Metal Rush originals. Gee, I wonder why? Grind is another silent protagonist. He won't tell you why. I know someone who will though. 

Ripper Jane: Hahaha! Grind has long held a grudge, a festering hatred inside for you, much like myself, and he's going to see to it, that you don't GET to Victory Explosion. You love to tout your winning streak at the big event, but after tonight, you're not even going to lose there. It'll be one big no show! Oh and I'm going to tear your daughter apart at Victory Explosion. She wanted a match, and she's got it, BUT, we're playing by MY rules. An Exploding Ring Death Match!!! HAHAHA!

4. Bushido Rules Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Grind 
-The air was thick with anticipation as fans were eager to witness another long-awaited grudge match between Blood 4 Blood's Trevor Mach and Metal Rush's Grind. This bout was more than just a contest; it was the climax of a bitter rivalry that had simmered for years. Their animosity stemmed from an old title bout and the affection of Ripper Jane, a shared love interest once upon a time, whose presence added another layer of intensity to their conflict, held under Bushido Rules. Trevor Mach was the first to act, launching a series of rapid punches aimed at Grind's head and body. Grind absorbed the blows, countering with a powerful low kick that nearly swept Mach off his feet. The exchange was fast and furious, each man demonstrating his striking prowess. Grind seized an opening, grabbing Mach in a clinch and delivering a series of knee strikes to his midsection. Mach grunted in pain but managed to break free, retaliating with a spinning backfist that connected with Grind's jaw, staggering him. Seeing his chance, Mach closed the distance, taking Grind to the mat with a double-leg takedown. On the ground, Mach tried to secure a dominant position, but Grind's grappling skills came into play as he reversed the hold, ending up on top. Grind attempted a kimura lock, twisting Mach's arm at a painful angle, but Mach powered out of the submission attempt. Mach transitioned into a guard position, trapping Grind in a body triangle and delivering sharp elbows to his head. Grind struggled, his movements becoming more desperate as he tried to shake Mach off. With a surge of energy, Grind managed to stand, lifting Mach off the ground before slamming him back down, breaking the hold. Back on their feet, they exchanged heavy strikes, each blow echoing through the arena. Grind landed a powerful uppercut that sent Mach reeling, but Mach quickly recovered, retaliating with a high kick that caught Grind on the side of the head. Seizing the moment, Mach launched himself forward, delivering a brutal Knee Trigger that connected with Grind's chin. The impact sent Grind crashing to the mat, dazed and vulnerable. Mach didn't waste a second. He pounced on Grind, mounting him and unleashing a relentless ground-and-pound assault. His fists rained down on Grind's head and body, each strike more vicious than the last. The referee watched closely, stepping in only when it was clear that Grind could no longer defend himself. The bell rang, signaling the end of the match. The referee pulled Mach off Grind, raising his hand in victory. 
Winner: Trevor Mach via Knee Trigger x Ground and Pound -> Referee Stoppage

Tommy Dukes: Trevor with the win! An excellent showing from a versatile Grind, but Mach has the experience and the momentum. Looks like he's grabbing a microphone. Let's listen in. 

Trevor Mach: Crono…Poo…Ripper Jane…even you Ness. I'm tired of you digging up the past. The past is the past, and it's behind us. You take all of that crap some of you like to spout, and you keep it there. I'm not listening to any of it. I don't care about any of it, not right now. What I care about is what is in front of me, and that's beating some sense into an old friend at Victory Explosion 18! I will say this however. Poo…you listen to me very closely…bring that camera in super close. I have something important to say. That joke about blowing Tali's back out….was very very funny. I texted "LOL" and she responded with "LMAO even" so yeah, very funny. 

Backstage

Kid Havok: Kid Havok here, wondering what I'm missing in the Gamer Girlz room, but I could NOT miss an opportunity to talk to the winner of Rumble City. The man who is going to face Ness at Victory Explosion. Cade Yaggis, the "Trigger Man" himself. Why do they call you that anyway? 

Cade Yaggis: Lots of reasons I've come to find, but it originally came from my Dad, who told me once upon a time that I was the trigger that changed the world. He never elaborated, but I liked it well enough. 

Kid Havok: You did great to not only win the World Team Championship Rings at Rumble City, but you also claimed your spot at Victory Explosion 18 against your former mentor Ness. That's got to be exciting. 

Cade Yaggis: Ness and Poo trained me coming into the business. They wanted me to be the "Next Protagonist" of wrestling, and I have no problem fulfilling that plan, but probably not in the way they imagined. I've been through a lot during my time in wrestling. I've had ups and downs. I let the sport get to me more than once, and it changed me, but I found what really matters over time. I'm a young brat still sure, but I've matured enough to know what's important. Friends like Bashin Dan, Benjamin, and Jammer helped me then, and my brothers in Blood 4 Blood are helping me now. Heck, even Zyro Kurogane has had my back! I'm not the only one heading into that ring to strike out at Ness and Metal Rush. I have my friends with me. I have all the fans with me. We're pulling the trigger together, and-

The camera panned back as Ness entered the shot with Seto Kaiba behind him. 

Ness: …

Cade Yaggis: You have something you want to say to me Ness? I'm guessing now. 

Seto Kaiba: No, but he wanted to make sure you got this message. Next week is the last week before Victory Explosion, and you have one last hurdle before your shot at the World Championship. 

Cade Yaggis: Is that right? What is that "hurdle"?

Seto Kaiba: The best hurdle that money can buy….ME.

5. EBW Television Championship: Ilya Fedorovich(c) vs. Subculture vs. Zyro Kurogane
-Main event time, as the "Last War King" entered the ring with his Television Championship, to face down hungry competitors Subculture and Zyro Kurogane. All three competitors circled the ring, eyeing each other warily. Subculture was the first to make a move, darting towards Ilya with a flurry of punches. Ilya blocked and countered with a powerful unprotected headbutt, sending Subculture sprawling to the mat, and Ilya laughed through the crimson mask of blood he had just given himself. Zyro seized the moment, engaging Ilya in a series of rapid strikes. The two exchanged blows, their contrasting styles on full display. Ilya's brute strength clashed with Zyro's precision and speed. Zyro managed to land a high kick to Ilya's head, momentarily dazing the champion. Seizing the opportunity, Subculture climbed to the top rope and launched himself at Ilya with a missile dropkick. The impact sent Ilya crashing to the mat. Subculture quickly went for the pin, but Zyro broke it up at the count of two, keeping the match alive. Zyro then turned his attention to Subculture, he shrugged at him before lifting him into a suplex position. However, Subculture wriggled free, landing behind Zyro and executing a swift hurricanrana. Zyro rolled through and sprang back to his feet, ready for more. Ilya, recovering from the earlier assault, charged at both opponents, delivering a double clothesline that floored them. He picked up Subculture and threw him into the corner, following up with a series of heavy shoulder thrusts. Turning back to Zyro, Ilya hoisted him up for a devastating powerbomb. As Ilya lifted Zyro, Subculture ran and delivered a dropkick to Ilya's back, causing him to lose his grip and drop Zyro. Subculture capitalized on the chaos. He aimed for Ilya, throwing a massive KO Punch. Ilya rolled out of the way at the last second, causing Subculture to crash hard onto the mat and out of the ring. With Subculture temporarily incapacitated, Zyro and Ilya resumed their battle. Zyro ducked under a wild swing from Ilya and locked him into a dragon suplex, bridging for a pin. The referee's hand barely hit the mat for the two-count before Ilya kicked out. Determined to end the match, Zyro waited for Ilya to get to his feet. As soon as Ilya stood up, Zyro moved in swiftly, grabbing him and setting up for his finisher. Zyro hooked Ilya's arms, lifted him, and executed the Straight Jacket Hagen with precision and force, slamming Ilya into the mat. Zyro quickly covered Ilya, hooking the leg as the referee counted. Subculture, still recovering, couldn't make it in time to break the pin. The referee's hand hit the mat for the third time, signaling the end of the match.
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Straight Jacket Hagen on Ilya Fedorovich -> Pin -> NEW EBW Television Champion!




Tommy Dukes: Zyro Kurogane with the win! Zyro-K is the NEW EBW Television Champion! 

Nerma:  The wild haymaker sent Subbie to the outside. The Green Bomber ain't happy with the loss, but he's giving props to Zyro for the win. The two sharing a fist bump, while Ilya Fedorovich just sort of sulks in the corn-OH WAIT HERE HE COMES!

Ilya attacked Zyro after the match, as Subculture and Renegade Security tried to pull him off. He appeared to be biting into Zyro, who was bleeding profusely from his forehead as they finally managed to pull at laughing Ilya away from him. 

Tommy Dukes: Ilya Fedorovich is an incredible athlete, but he is INSANE! 

Nerma: Aren't we all Tommy? Aren't we all? Renegades, we'll see you on The Storm, because Havok's got it baby, and then next week the final episode of Havok before….VICTORY EXPLOSION 18!

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Russ Nightlife: I love the night life, I love to boogie- oh hey there EBW fans, Russ Nightlife here with- 

Mrs. Xtra: No no, I've got this! 

Russ Nightlife: Huh?

Mrs. Xtra: Mav is busy making a movie, and no one seems to remember that Mrs. Xtra is on deck, and instead they bring in Russ Nightlife?! Get out of here! 

Russ Nightlife: Hey, whatever toots. I'm getting paid either way. I'll head to catering. 

Mrs. Xtra: Yeah, and stay there! Yeesh! I'm Mrs. Xtra and since Pettentool is a zombie in Threed now, I guess I'm going to tag in on this! I gotta get paid after all! We are one week away from Victory Explosion 18, and it's gonna be the biggest one until the next one like always! So exciting! We have so much going on with fan events and major happenings all over Saturn City, so come check it out! We also have an incredible Xcite and Havok to look forward to. Xcite is going all out, while the Trigger Man faces a big challenge before his main event match against Ness at THE DOME! 

EBW: Xcite
Twoson Market, Twoson
ENN

1. Non-Title Singles: Rama Raju vs. Jaden Yuki 
2. CXJ Championship: Johnny Starbound(c) vs. Rey Dorado 
3. EBW World Team Championship Rings: Trevor Mach(c)<Havok>/Cade Yaggis(c)<Havok>/Subculture(c)<Havok>/Picky Minch(c)<Havok> vs. Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett/Slayer/?
4. Singles: Void vs. Razorblade 
5. EBW Women's Tag Team Championships: Gianna Rambaldi(c)/Hilda Iceheart(c) vs. Christina Angel/? Special Referee: Makoto Kino 
6. Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Snakebite 

Mrs. Xtra: Check that out! A big show! Rama Raju, our EBW Champion is going to kick it off even, in a match against Jaden Yuki! Johnny Starbound will put the CXJ Championship on the line against Rey Dorado. Blood 4 Blood will answer a challenge by the Weekend Wrecking Crew for the World Team Championship Rings too! I'm told that if Xcite wins the Rings the show will go back to two hours long, because, and I quote President Swift here, those "bastard kids don't have the attention span cause TikTak ruined everything". Those are his words…I just might agree somewhat. Void turned on SUFFER, and basically shattered the union that Preacher Ra and The Auditor put together in the wake of the Stygian Inquisition, but that doesn't make him a good guy mind you. In fact no one knows what he's up to, but Ra is set on stopping the monster he unleashed once again. We still don't know who is under the Void mask! Christina Angel is going to get a shot at the EBW Women's Tag Team Championships. It's apparently a surprise to her too. She's getting a partner and she doesn't know who it is, but she agreed to the match to strike at 3Queens. Rumble City winner Makoto Kino will even be the Special Referee, probably in case Erica wanted to get involved. The main event will see Bashin Dan test himself one last time before Victory Explosion, when he takes on Snakebite. It's a big show to be sure to be sure, and-

Tack Angel: Hey! I just noticed something! 

Mrs. Xtra: Hey look everyone! It's the Pushpin Seraphim! How is living in New Leaf?

Tack Angel: I'm in Bell debt up to my eyeballs, and I'm in a love triangle with Makoto and dog woman named Isabelle, but neither of them know that it's a triangle, or that I have feelings for said dog woman. 

Mrs. Xtra: Sounds like it's going grea-

Tack Angel: I'm not a bad guy! I've just been under a lot of stress and pressure. I feel like it's not my fault, but I'm reaping the punishment of some….evil version of myself. 

Mrs. Xtra: That's certainly a way of looking at thi-

Tack Angel: Anyways, I'm not exactly upset that the Crew is challenging for the Team Rings, even though it means I will never escape them. I'm TRYING to come to grips with the fact that I'm teaming with Slayer, who I've been told is not the killer I know he is, but is actually a gentle camp counselor, that is wrestling to raise money for summer camp for kids. I feel like that's gas lighting by the way. The thing that really gets to me is the apparent fourth man on our team. It's not PT? Not Point Man? I actually LIKE Point Man! It's not Saxon? Novus? Dungaree Danson? Brunson Burner? Whoever else is in this bloated monstrosity?! Who else is joining the Weekend Wrecking Crew?! WHOMST'VE?! 

Mrs. Xtra: I wouldn't be able to tell you! 

Tack Angel: CURSES! FIDDLESTICKS! DANG IT! 

Johnny Starbound: Excuse me, but are you done with your little hissy fit? The real main attraction is here, and I've got something to say. 

Tack Angel: …Are you giving me grief right now? 

Johnny Starbound: I am, and I'll tell you why. While you get the cushy spot at Victory Explosion, I have to defend my CXJ Championship on Xcite, and I think that sucks! Swift is trying to "teach me a lesson" for "possibly sabotaging" the division before, but he's shooting himself in the foot in the process, because you know what that says? That says the skinny dude flippy division isn't high up on the list of priorities. It really should be, cause it's the natural progression of wrestling! Ever since I was a young boy, watching Sports Entertainment World's Entertainmentmania X-7, I knew that skinny dude flippies were the future of wrestling. I pointed at the screen and I shrieked. I said that's what I'm gonna do. It imprinted on me, and I learned what wrestling was truly about. It's not about learning how to wrestle or getting into shape, though I am in excellent shape. It's not holds. It's not about slams. It's not about suplexes. It's about skinny dudes doing flippies onto tables to chase a high that peaked in 2001! It's about chasing the dragon! THAT is what wrestling is all about, and the true prince of the stars is the face of that! So I should totally be on the Victory Explosion card, defending my title, and yes, getting paid a very very large bonus for my troubles! 

Tack Angel: …Are you SERIOUSLY…giving me grief right now? 

Johnny Starbound: People need to realize we can make room on the card easily, if we just get rid of the women's matches too. I mean who needs women's wrestling? It's like women's sports. It's like regular sports, but everyone playing has less strength, runs slower, and doesn't jump as high. You don't see women doing the skinny dude flippies do you? They can't possibly hope to do a suicide dive that will leave them stuck outside of the ring dazed, instead doing something to their opponent in the ring that might lead to the pin! How are they supposed to flip off a giant ladder onto a bunch of other ladders, or jump off the top rope onto a group of guys that have decided to all stand really close together and watch you jump onto them even when they had a bunch of time to move! 



Johnny Starbound: …Dude, what is your proble-

Tack Angel: I'M SO NETTLEEEEEED!!!

EBW: Havok
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. No Rules Lady Renegade Singles: Jessy James vs. Ripper Jane
2. 6-Man Tag: Zyro Kurogane/Mike Thunder/Isiah Muscle vs. Jammer/Benjamin/Vape
3. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Subculture/Picky Minch vs. Ness/Poo/Amigo 
4. Lady Renegades Singles: Wendy Mustang vs. Darkness Aoi 
5. Singles: Cade Yaggis vs. Seto Kaiba

Mrs. Xtra: Now that security gave Tack and Starbound the help they need, we can move onto the next interview for EBW World today, and it's probably going to be a doozy. Hope Mach is busy hitting the gym, and let's hope the gym doesn't hit back! Hahaha- *clears throat* and neither of the James Sisters wanted to talk to me, but I did manage to find Alison Chains…asleep in the broom closet. Excuse me? Alison? Hey Alison! 

Alison Chains: AAAAAH! AAAAAH! 

Mrs. Xtra: Calm down! Calm down! Look! It's coffee! I brought you coffee from catering…which I grabbed right before security put Tack and Starbound through it. 

Alison Chains: Sooooup. 

Mrs. Xtra: So many in EBW have been wanting to get to know more about you? You're sort of in the middle of the whole feud with the Lady Renegades and Metal Rush, and you're apparently friends with some of these people? Why don't you tell us a bit about yoursel-

Alison Chains: I'm from the woods! 

Mrs. Xtra: You're from the woods? 

Alison Chains: That's where the children found me? 

Mrs. Xtra: The children? 

Alison Chains: Yeah, all of them watching us! 

Mrs. Xtra: You mean at home? 

Alison Chains: …They live here? 

Mrs. Xtra: Interesting. I was told that your father was some sort of eccentric physicist, is that ri-

Alison Chains: Christmas? 

Mrs. Xtra: Physicist. 

Alison Chains: Physicist…exactly. 

Mrs. Xtra: So that's true? 

Alison Chains: We don't have time. You're dead. 

Mrs. Xtra: I'm dead? 

Alison Chains: You're as good as dead. 

Mrs. Xtra: I don't like hearing that from you, but let's just try and move on? So you used to be called Alison Wonderland yes? Considering it's Chains now, I'm guessing those are ring names. What's your real name? 

Alison Chains: Alison.  

Mrs. Xtra: What's your last name? 

Alison Chains: You got it. 

Mrs. Xtra: You got it? 

Alison Chains: My last name.

Mrs. Xtra: Is Alison?

Alison Chains: You got it. 

Mrs. Xtra: First name? 

Alison Chains: Yep. 

Mrs. Xtra: You have to know how names work. 

Alison Chains: It's the last name, cause it's the last name I'll ever have. I'm dead. 

Mrs. Xtra: You are not dead. 

Alison Chains: Are these people dead? They're not talking. 

Mrs. Xtra: Because we're recording for-

Alison Chains: IF YOU'RE DEAD YOU HAVE TO TELL ME! 

Mrs. Xtra: Hey! Relax! Take a seat, but not this one cause it's heavy. 

Alison Chains: This soup tastes like it's got no meat in it. 

Mrs. Xtra: Well that's because it's coffee. 

Alison Chains: Your name is Nance! 

Mrs. Xtra: …It's not. So what can you tell us about yourself, how you fit into this whole feud, and where you see- 

Alison Chains: Your answers are as good as mine. I went to the glade like I always do, but the shadows had crossed over. The little ones, they had moved some of the toadstools from outside and the shadows moved upon the face of the grass, and I heard the wind in my heart, and I fell asleep. I woke up in that chair! 

Mrs. Xtra: Toadstools? Maybe…you were eating them? The ones around here are highly toxic, and not at all to be eaten and-

Alison Chains: Cities aren't safe anymore! When I was a kid, my parents took me to live in a commune in the woods. 

Mrs. Xtra: But your father is a physici-

Alison Chains: I saw my mother on the banks of the river, and she said "if you speak to me again, I'll kill you", and then she walked into the water and I never saw her again. 

Mrs. Xtra: But your father….is a physicist. 

Alison Chains: And so am I! 

Mrs. Xtra: You are? 

Alison Chains: I am! 

Mrs. Xtra: I don't believe that. 

Alison Chains: But I have this briefcase. 

Mrs. Xtra: It's full of rocks. 

Alison Chains: What's your question about physics I can answer? 

Mrs. Xtra: Well, I could ask a question about centrifugal force, but it feels like you're not going to know the answer.

Alison Chains: Why wouldn't I?

Mrs. Xtra: Well, because you're saying all the things you're saying, while continuously handing me rocks from your briefcase. It seems like you're having a psychotic break. 

Alison Chains: Well I beg to differ. If you had seen what I've seen, then everything I did and done makes complete sense. I'll put it to you this way, centrifugal force is the force by which an object moving around a central point in orbit exerts force, both in rotation, and attempting to eject from velocity. 

Mrs. Xtra: Oh wow….you ARE a physicist? 

Alison Chains: I invented it. 

Mrs. Xtra: Excuse me? 

Alison Chains: I invented physics. 

Mrs. Xtra: …Right. Producer Steve, can we get her some water or-

Alison Chains: Steve is in the building? He's here right now? 

Mrs. Xtra: …Yeah?

Alison Chains: You're gonna need some of these. 

Mrs. Xtra: Those are just rocks! 

Alison Chains: The reason you're so unhappy with your life…is because it's always just rocks. This couldn't exist, without a thousand thousand years of the most beautiful turning, of things that need not have happened, but they did, AND IF YOU CAN'T LOVE THIS ROCK, THEN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LOVE YOURSELF! 

Mrs. Xtra: …Um…what was the issue with Producer Steve?

Alison Chains: Producer Steve is a shadow monster! 

Mrs. Xtra: How…how do you know that? 

Alison Chains: Because….he ate my Dad! You see a lot of people walking around that can eat a Dad in one bite?! 

Mrs. Xtra: No…I suppose you don't. *grabs phone* Alison, I just checked Bookface, and he's alive and living in Summers. 

Alison Chains: What do you mean by that? How can you live in a season? Besides, I saw him got 'et up! 

Mrs. Xtra: 'Et up? What did it look like when he got 'et up? Was it a big metal bird? 

Alison Chains: Yes! Yes! And a devil woman told him his seat was next to the window! 

Mrs. Xtra: …Your father took a plane to Summers. 

Alison Chains: …

Mrs. Xtra: You know, I think we'll try this again some other time. Until then, please check out this awesome card for Victory Explosion 18! We're just a week away, and like usual, this is how we build it up…utter madness. Gotta love EBW. 

EBW: Victory Explosion 18
Saturn Dome, Saturn City
ENN+/ENT+

1. Victory Explosion Battle Royale: Jammer vs. Snakebite vs. Poo vs. Benjamin vs. Razorblade vs. Grind vs. Isiah Muscle vs. Picky Minch vs. Void vs. Troy vs. Colby Roads vs. Rey Dorado vs. Fray Tiburon vs. Rains vs. Blue Rains vs. Seiya Kou vs. Mamoru Chiba vs. Jaden Yuki vs. Dragon Shiryu vs. Takumi Inui vs. Boz vs. Hoodlum vs. LG Rod vs. Magnum PT vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Point Man vs. Geoff Garrett
2. Havok - Exploding Ring Death Match: Ripper Jane vs. Hope Mach 
3. Havok - EBW Television Championship: Ilya Fedorovich(c) vs. Zyro Kurogane vs. Subculture
4. Xcite - [Hair vs. "Hair"]: Tack Angel vs. CP Munk 
5. Havok - World Tag Team Championships: Sal Paradise(c)/Boomtown(c) vs. Hotlanta/Generator 
6. Havok - Singles: Mike Thunder vs. Amigo 
7. Havok - Women's World Championship: Paula(c) vs. Wendy Mustang
8. Xcite - EBW Championship: Rama Raju(c) vs. Bashin Dan 
9. Havok - Bushido Den: Trevor Mach vs. Crono 
10. Xcite - EBW Women's Championship: Erica(c) vs. Makoto Kino
11. Havok - World Championship: Ness(c) vs. Cade Yaggis

Jammer's Apartment

Jammer was watching and looked confusingly at the screen. 

Jammer: That…that can't be right. Vape? I specifically asked for him to be traded back to Xcite…to help Dan of course! I uh-

Vape suddenly ran into the room. 

Vape: Jam Man, I don't want to alarm you-

Jammer: All of sudden?

Vape: But I think I ripped the tip of my uh…my penis hole. 

Jammer: …What?

Vape: I ripped the tip of my peepee hole! 

Jammer: …How? Why? What were you doi- I don't want to know what you were doing! You're always up to something in that room of yours! It scares me quite frankly. Look dude, we're going head to head with Blood 4 Blood this week! 

Vape: I got blood right here….from my penis. 

Jammer: *sigh* Vape, I don't know how you keep getting booked…maybe as a joke on me? The point is, I'm making a great living on the Havok Brand, leading Dan Club Silver. I got this nice new place, and I even got my dream car. A 2004 Chrysler Sebring! 

Vape: How is that anyone's dream car? 

Jammer: See these sneakers? Air Jammers! Darius Grouch pulled some strings! I got my own shoes now pal. Point being, I need wins and successes. I can't have you in a match where you're bleeding all over and- wait…that's it…I can't have you in the match! You're bleeding! 

Vape: Yeah, I just told you that. I was trying to-

Jammer: I don't need to know what you were doing. The point is, you're injured again! 

Vape: I mean I've done worse stuff to my di-

Jammer: *turns to the camera* If you're bleeding profusely, it's important not to panic. 

Vape: What's going on here?

Jammer: The first thing you need to do is put pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding. 

Vape: Right! OW! MY WEINER! 

Jammer: Just hold it tight and never let go, like you're suppressing dark fantasies. 

Vape: I do that all the time! 

Jammer: Now call 911 or 999 if you live in Euroland. If you live elsewhere….I'm so sorry. 

Vape: *dialing* I need an ambulance! 

Guy on the phone: Alright, you want mushrooms with that? 

Vape: What?! 

Jammer: Here are some tips for what to do while waiting for the ambulance. Shoot some hoops, read a book, write a book, book a holiday for your book, or think about what you've done to deserve this! 

Vape: All I did was- 

Jammer: I don't want to hear it! Look, I'll take you to the hospital, but I'm not going to have you in the match this week! If you bleed in my Chrysler Sebring I'm going to kick you out on the side of the road. 

Vape: Don't tell them what I did! 

Jammer: I don't know what you did, and I don't want to know! 



The soft glow of the bathroom light cast a warm hue over the room, creating a serene and intimate atmosphere. Trevor stood by the tub, watching as the water slowly filled it, bubbles rising and foaming with a gentle scent of lavender. He turned to look at his wife, Tali, who sat in her wheelchair, her eyes reflecting an intense desire...to not do this whatsoever. 

Trevor Mach: Ready for your bath, love?

Tali Mach: This is really stupid. I can bathe myself. I don't want to do this. 

Trevor Mach: Nonsense! When we're home together we gotta do stuff like this! 

Tali Mach: Do we have to?

Trevor Mach: We do? 

Tali Mach: Must we though?

Trevor Mach: We must! We must! 

Tali Mach: I could attack you right now. 

Trevor Mach: That's a risk I'm willing to take.

Carefully, Trevor knelt beside her, his strong arms slipping gently beneath her legs and around her back. With a quiet grunt of effort, he lifted her from the wheelchair, holding her close as he carried her to the tub. Tali wrapped her arms around his neck, her trust in him reluctantly absolute. He lowered her into the warm, bubbly water, his movements slow and deliberate to ensure her comfort. As she settled into the tub, a sigh of relief escaped her lips, the warmth and scent enveloping her like a comforting embrace. She quickly tried to pass it off. 

Tali Mach: That was a sigh of relief cause your beard was tickling me. 

Trevor Mach: Riiiight. 

Trevor rolled up his sleeves and dipped a soft washcloth into the water, wringing it out before gently placing it on Tali's shoulders. He began to wash her with tender, circular motions, starting with her neck and shoulders. The wash cloth glided over her skin, the bubbles popping softly under his touch.

Trevor Mach: How does that feel?

Tali Mach: ...I suppose I don't hate it. 

Trevor continued, his hands moving with practiced ease. He carefully washed her arms, her chest, and her back, taking special care around the areas that he knew were more sensitive due to her condition. As he worked, he spoke to her in a low, soothing voice, sharing memories of their past and dreams for their future. Tali listened, her eyes closed, a contented smile on her face that she attempted to hide from him. When he had finished washing her, Trevor cupped his hands, scooping water to rinse away the soap and bubbles. The water cascaded over Tali's skin, leaving it clean and soft. He repeated this process until she was free of any remaining bubbles. Trevor gently lifted her from the tub, wrapping her in a large, fluffy towel. He held her close, careful not to let her slip as he carried her back to the wheelchair. Tali leaned into him, her head resting on his shoulder. Once she was settled in her wheelchair, Trevor dried her off with gentle pats, ensuring she was warm and comfortable. He dressed her in a soft nightgown, the fabric smooth against her freshly cleaned skin.

Tali Mach: You don't have to put in this much work if you want me to put out you know. I can't exactly go anywhere.  

Trevor Mach: Can't I just do something nice to my wife that I barely see anymore. Ya know, since she decided to go to Xcite without telling me! 

Tali Mach: You love surprises. 

Trevor Mach: You dressed in cosplay on bed when I get home, that's a surprise I like. Finding out the fridge is stocked with all the Summer Mtn. Dew variants is a nice surprise too…not an equally enjoyable surprise, but a surprise nonetheless.

Tali Mach: I want to love wrestling, and it's made more and more difficult by Metal Rush. The only way to win that game is not to play. 

Trevor Mach: You've been talking to Tack haven't you? 

Tali Mach: …He may have called earlier. He was begging us to loan him some "bells" to escape New Leaf. I don't know what bells are, and even if I had them, I would never give them to him. 

Trevor Mach: That's hilarious, and the right choice. 

Tali Mach: I thought you were rooting for him to move in with Makoto.

Trevor Mach: I am, but I get the feeling that if he gets too comfortable with the situation too quickly, he may turn into the most heinous evil on the planet, so wicked that he'll attempt to take over the entire human race and marry all the women. 

Tali Mach: …Y-Yeah? You get that feeling huh? 

Trevor Mach: It's crazy I'm sure. 

Tali Mach: …I've had the same dream. 

Trevor Mach: AHA! So that's why you held out on him! 

Tali Mach: No, I did that because I'm a *bleep*.

Trevor Mach: Hahaha!

Later that night, as Tali slept, Trevor drank a cup of coffee on the porch, looking out at his fields. Lucca walked up to him with papers in hands. 

Lucca: It might just be true Trevor. 

Trevor Mach: *spits coffee* 

Lucca: Whoa. Is it really that surprising? 

Trevor Mach: No…I just remembered I don't drink coffee. 

Lucca: …Oh….right. 

Trevor Mach: Where's my Red Bull? That's what I wanted. 

Lucca: Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Yeah. 

Lucca: I think it's true. 

Trevor Mach: It would certainly explain Crono's change of heart. 

Lucca: Crono and Marle are two of my best friends…along with a frog man….and a wizard tyrant man….and it has not been pleasant to see this change in him. He's been subdued in Metal Rush, but he's becoming more aggressive, and that reminds me of something. 

Trevor Mach: Same. Alright then, thank you for looking into it. Did you look into that other thing for me? 

Lucca: Yes. I looked over the test results. 

Trevor Mach: And?

Lucca: The reason the color is different is because you're drinking way too much of the Mtn. Dew summer flavors this year. Drink some more water. 

Trevor Mach: ….Drats. 

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Twoson Market

Mrs. Xtra: Mrs. Xtra is here in the Twoson Market! It's a beautiful day out, and we have a huge show for you today! I mean, huge other than it being three hours! That's a long time right? I REALLY hope that our boys from the Xcite Brand can take the World Team Championship Rings today, as they'll be taking on Blood 4 Blood. The invaders have arrived! In fact, here they come now! 

Cade Yaggis: That's right! Here we are. Blood 4 Blood with the golden ticket to go where we please, and it doesn't matter that I have a Victory Explosion main event to focus on, because the challenge was laid out, and we accepted. You made the call, and we answered. That's what we do, am I right guys? 

Subculture: So the kid is speaking for us now? 

Picky Minch: Well he did win Rumble City.

Subculture: Yeah, I guess that's true. You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little ticked off! I realized we're in the land of the Xcite goofballs like Colby Roads, always talking about stories, and I have YET to finish my own, and by that, I mean that Ilya Fedorovich is beltless, BUT he's still standing! Ignore me! That's a whole other thing! Ignore me. IGNORE ME! 

Picky Minch: We're squaring up with Tack Angel's Weekend Wrecking Crew! We need to be ready, because the bonds that team has forged are as deep as ours. They're co-dads, and they're like brothers, Tack and Geoff! I- 

Tack Angel: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Picky Minch: AH! 

Tack Angel: We're not that great! Sure we have accumulated a shocking amount of titles together, but you guys are the real deal! People should look up to you and we should totally disband! 

Trevor Mach: You're hilarious Tack, but you're not going to get out of Bell debt with THAT kind of attitude! We're going to go full force, and you better not hold back, or it's gonna be all over! 

Tack Angel: That might not be so bad. 

Trevor Mach: Huh? What Tack? What? I'm not kidding bud. It's Victory Explosion time! We're at our peak! OUR PEAK! 

Cade Yaggis: PEAK! 

Picky Minch: PEAK! 

Subculture: Huh? Yeah peak I guess? Is that a thing we're doing now? 

Trevor Mach: You want to know what I did? I like a freaking mountain, asked myself what I was made of, and I liked that answer that I got! 

Tack Angel: Great. 

Trevor Mach: I'm not joking Tack! In a world where people identify themselves as all sorts of made up genders, I identify as a THREAT! 

Tack Angel: Great. Look I still don't know who my partner is, so if we could just-

Geoff Garrett: Hey hey Slap Angel! 

Tack Angel: FortheloveofGodI'mbeggingyoutostop-

Geoff Garrett: The Weekend Wrecking Crew are poised to recapture our dominance over both brands when we win the World Team Championship Rings! No offense Blood 4 Blood, but we've got this one in the bag with our new partner. 

Trevor Mach: That's alright Geoff, we know you're just fueled by a love of wrestling, family, friendship, and guitars. 

Tack Angel: …

Cade Yaggis: That being said, we've got to know, just who do you have as your fourth? Is it Dungaree Danson? I love that Dungaree Danson guy. 

Subculture: Oh yeah, got to love that guy. 

Geoff Garrett: Well you'll just have to wait and see, but seeing as how I just brought in the heroic camp counselor Slayer-

Tack Angel: GAS LIGHTING! 

Geoff Garrett: You know that Planet Garrett is only bringing in the very best to be apart of the Weekend Wrecking Crew! 

Tack Angel: THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE! 

Subculture: Hehe…he's so nettled that he didn't even-

Tack Angel: AND WHY SUBCULTURE?! 

Subculture: Oh there it is! 

Picky Minch: Hey Trevor, how does it feel to be the second craziest person in EBW?

Trevor Mach: WHAT WAS THAT?! 

Picky Minch: I asked you how it felt to be the second craziest person in EBW? 

Trevor Mach: Oh! I thought you said laziest! I'm sorry! 

Mrs. Xtra: …Uh…Xcite! Cut to the openi-




Apple Kid: Wow! What a way to kick off the last show before Victory Explosion eh? We're Xcite, and we're LIVE in Twoson at the Twoson Market! Look at all these shoppers that have stopped the time honored Eagleland tradition of consumerism so they can watch wrestling, EBW wrestling, the best wrestling on the planet! Xcite, the best brand of the best wrestling on the planet! This is hour one of three of the best brand, of the best wrestling ON! THE! PLANET! 

Larry Grim: Love that energy Apple! I can feel it in my bones, so my everything I guess! You just saw that Blood 4 Blood is here tonight! The World Team Championship Rings are on the line! The CXJ Championship is on the line! Bashin Dan will in the main event, but we're kicking things off with a HUGE match folks! One of THE most dominant champions in EBW history!




Larry Grim: Rama Raju is going to take on Bashin Dan's friend, and fellow card enthusiast, the man with the mouth "Absolutely Flawless" Jaden Yuki! 

Tali Mach: THE FIRE RISES!!! 

EBW: Xcite
Twoson Market, Twoson
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1. Non-Title Singles: Rama Raju vs. Jaden Yuki 
-The crowd was electric as the music of "Absolutely Flawless" Jaden Yuki hit the speakers. Jaden emerged from the curtain, exuding confidence as he rapped his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. The cheers grew louder when the EBW Champion, Rama Raju, appeared, the championship belt gleaming around his waist. Raju, tall and powerful, walked with a determined look in his eyes, ready to face his opponent in this non-title match. They began with a lock-up in the center of the ring. Jaden used his agility to slip behind Raju, applying a waist lock. Raju countered, grabbing Jaden's wrist and twisting it into a wristlock. Jaden rolled forward, kipped up, and reversed the wristlock, bringing Raju down to one knee. Jaden seized the momentum, running to the ropes and rebounding with a flying forearm smash that staggered Raju. Jaden followed up with a dropkick, sending Raju into the corner. He sprinted towards Raju and executed a perfect corner splash, then climbed the ropes and landed a missile dropkick that floored the champion. With Raju down, Jaden went for an early pin, but Raju powered out, throwing Jaden off him with authority. Undeterred, Jaden continued his assault, delivering a standing moonsault for another near fall. He then attempted to apply a crossface, but Raju's strength allowed him to break free, shoving Jaden into the ropes. Raju rose to his feet, his expression now one of smoldering heat. He caught Jaden with a big boot as he rebounded, then lifted him into a vertical suplex, holding him aloft for several seconds before crashing him down. Raju followed up with a powerful scoop slam, then an elbow drop that shook the ring. The tide had turned, and Raju's power was on full display. He picked up Jaden and whipped him into the ropes, catching him on the return with a spinebuster. The champ then lifted Jaden for a powerbomb. Jaden, however, managed to wriggle free, landing on his feet and surprising Raju with an enzuigiri. Jaden, now fighting from underneath, hit Raju with a series of quick strikes, ending with a spinning heel kick. He then climbed the ropes, looking for a high-risk move. As he leaped off with a splash, Raju rolled out of the way at the last second, leaving Jaden to crash into the mat. Sensing victory, Raju pulled Jaden to his feet and hoisted him up. With a roar, Raju executed his finisher, the Burning Arrow. Jaden hit the mat hard, and Raju covered him for the 1-2-3. 
Winner: Rama Raju via Burning Arrow -> Pin

Apple Kid: Rama Raju with the win! The EBW Champion has been absolutely ICONIC in his run with the title, and looks ready for the biggest challenge for his belt so far. The ultimate challenge of the generation, as Bashin Dan "The Dangerous Player" could make him regret issuing the challenge!

Tali Mach: Raju is the man, but Dan is the future son-in-law, so who do I root for? Meh, Dan's got to EARN a place at the Mach table. 

Apple Kid: You alright Tali? You seem distracted. 

Tali Mach: Had a weird dream the other day. 

Apple Kid: Care to elaborate?

Tali Mach: Not happening. 

Apple Kid: Right. 

Tali Mach: Dan, that's what you have to look forward to at Victory Explosion. Can you handle it? Guess we'll find out later.

Backstage

Mrs. Xtra: Mrs. Xtra here with Christina Angel. 

Christina Angel: Hello! 

Mrs. Xtra: You know what we want to know Christina. 

Christina Angel: Hey, you and me both. I have no idea who wanted this match or why it was granted, but President Swift said it was "too ludacris to pass up".

Mrs. Xtra: You think it's Ludacris? 

Christina Angel: I don't think that at all. 

Mrs. Xtra: Oh.

Blood 4 Blood Locker Room

Trevor, Cade, and Subculture were getting fired up, as Picky came into the room. 

Picky Minch: Big match tonight brothers, but we've got this! 

Trevor Mach: I think I know the Crew have as their fourth, and if true it's HILARIOUS! I can not WAIT! 

Subculture: Tack gonna hate it? 

Trevor Mach: I love him like a brother, but he must have really done something horrible in another life. Let's put it that way.

Subculture: Oh that's fun. 

Trevor Mach: Yeahahaha! 

Picky Minch: Let's keep focused though. That Slayer is a heroic type, and he's got a reputation. 

Trevor Mach: FanTAStic camp counselor. He was running a summer camp with his mother near Smalltown. That man loves his Mom. 

Picky Minch: And Geoff Garrett is highly decorated.

Trevor Mach: And a Pastor at my church. 

Picky Minch: And Tack Angel is of course the one and one 5-Crown King EBW ever had. 

Trevor Mach: When I think back to that year, I see static, and like, a double image that looks like something that happened, and something happening "over" it. 

Cade Yaggis: Wow, that's crazy you say that, cause me too! 

Subculture: Y-yeah? 

Cade Yaggis: Not you? 

Subculture: I probably wasn't paying too much attention. 

Picky Minch: I just want us to-

?: Hey! Are you here? Excuse me? Pickpick! 

Cade Yaggis: Eh?

A young blonde with mall hair and a denim jacket came in covering her eyes. 

?: Girl coming through boys! Don't be naked! Oh hey baby! 

Picky Minch: Hey. 

Trevor Mach: Baby?

?: Oh, I'm sorry, were you having a big talk. 

Trevor Mach: Yeah, this was one of Picky's iconic signature big talks. 

Cade Yaggis: That's not a thing. 

Picky Minch: It's alright. Guys, this is my wife Trinity. 

Trevor, Cade, Subculture: WHAT?! 

Picky Minch: Yeah, I got married recently, and SOME OF MY FRIENDS decided not to show up or answer the invite. 

Trevor Mach: I have known you for 18 years, and I wasn't the best man! 

Picky Minch: My folks insisted I make Pokey the best man. It's been a rough couple of years for him, and let me just take this moment to say that this country has a real issue with cocaine. 

Cade Yaggis: Picky, we had no idea! What invite? 

Picky Minch: I invited you all on MySpace! 

Subculture: You…you still use MySpace? We see each other all the time, and yet you used MySpace…in current year? 

Picky Minch: …So maybe it was my fault for choosing that moment to be passive aggressive AND use an outdated platform. The point being, I'm a married man now. 

Trevor Mach: Well congratulations! 

Cade Yaggis: Hi Trinity! 

Trinity: Hi guys! I was just wondering if you knew where I could find the little metal man with the candy? 

Picky Minch: …Oh the vending machine! Sure babe, it's down the hall. Here's a dollar. 

Subculture: The metal ma-

Trinity: Alright! Imma bounce! Oh babe? Real quick…is your "thing" ok? 

Picky Minch: What?

Trinity: Like…your "thing". Remember the sound it made? 

Picky Minch: Yes, I remember the sound. 

Trinity: Is it still…making that sound? 

Picky Minch: …No honey…it's fine now. 

Trinity: Oh! Alright! He's back in the game! Woohoo! Bye guys! 

Picky Minch: Well, I'm sorry about all of THAT going on. Crazy right? 

Subculture: I'm sorry Picky, I can't stop thinking about the issue with your "thing"?

Cade Yaggis: Yeah man, what's up with that "thing"? 

Picky Minch: It's not important! You don't need to worry about my "thing". I'll worry about my "thing" for all of us. The important thing is-

Trinity: Whoa, how did I get back in here?

Trevor Mach: Trinity! What sound is his "thing" making? 

Picky Minch: Oh come on! 

Trinity: Oh! It sounded like that duck! Not Space Jam Duck, but the other Duck! 

Trevor Mach: Oh! OH! Ooooooh. Yikes. 

Picky Minch: Baby! 

Trinity: What? I'm the one that had to push the vein back in. 

Trevor, Cade, and Subculture: WHAT?! 

Picky Minch: Trinity. Leave? Please?

Trinity: Alright fine! Bye guys! I'm a big fan by the way! Trevor, you came to my elementary school! 

Trevor Mach: HOW OLD IS SHE PICKY?! 

Picky Minch: 22! She's 22! 

Trevor Mach: Oh right…I'm old. Been doing this a long time. Right. *sigh* 

Subculture: Guys, the vein was OUT! 

Picky Minch: Enough! It's not a big deal! 

Cade Yaggis: Sounds like kind of a big deal. 

Picky Minch: Cade, you're still the rookie compared to the rest of us, so just keep this in mind. We're shenanigan boys, always up to all sorts. This sort of thing is gonna keep happening a lot.

Trevor Mach: He's right, it happens all the time. 

Cade Yaggis: Well alright then. Say no more.

Subculture: The vein though. Ouch!

Picky Minch: It was a wild honeymoon! 

Subculture: Rock on dude.

2. EBW CXJ Championship: Johnny Starbound(c) vs. Rey Dorado
-The next match would be for the CXJ Championship, as Rey Dorado challenged Johnny Starbound for the belt representing the high flying style that was a signature of the Xcite Brand. The bell rang, and the match was underway. Starbound's overconfidence was evident from the start as he showboated, allowing Rey to take the early advantage with a series of high-flying maneuvers. Rey dazzled the crowd with a hurricanrana, followed by a springboard arm drag that sent Starbound sprawling. Starbound tried to regroup, but Rey stayed on the offensive, executing a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown that left the champion reeling. Starbound's frustration grew, and he managed to catch Rey with a cheap shot, using a rake to the eyes to halt the luchador's momentum. Taking control, Starbound showed off his technical prowess with a series of suplexes and power moves. He delivered a picture-perfect Hagen suplex, then transitioned into a series of ground holds, attempting to wear down the challenger. However, his cockiness resurfaced as he paused to gloat, allowing Rey to recover. Rey capitalized on Starbound's mistake, countering a powerbomb attempt with a spectacular tornado DDT. The crowd was on their feet as Rey climbed the ropes, launching himself at Starbound with a breathtaking corkscrew plancha. The champion was in trouble as Rey continued his aerial assault, hitting a diving crossbody that nearly secured the 3. Desperate to retain his title, Starbound resorted to dirty tactics again, pulling Rey into the turnbuckle with a snake eyes maneuver. He followed up with a superkick that left Rey dazed. Confident in his impending victory, Starbound set up for his finisher, but Rey had other plans. Rey avoided the 450 Splash, and countered with an enzuigiri that staggered Starbound. Sensing the end, Rey scaled the ropes once more. He launched into a Doradorana, flipping over Starbound and driving him into the mat. The crowd roared as Rey transitioned into the Hagen Suplex, bridging perfectly for the pin. 1-2-3! The Xciters went crazy as Rey Dorado became the NEW EBW CXJ CHAMPION!
Winner: Rey Dorado via Doradorana x Hagen Suplex -> Pin -> NEW EBW CXJ Champion! 

Apple Kid: We have a new champion! 

Larry Grim: Victory Explosion is kicking off early! A shocking victory for Rey Dorado! The NEW CXJ CHAMPION! 

Apple Kid: Starbound looks distraught! Will it be back to scrubbing toilets for the man that tried to derail the division on behalf of "The Rumble"?

Tali Mach: Haha! Starbound's crying like a baby! I want to see the CXJ Division step it up. Rey Dorado's got the tools to make it happen. He's better than that sister of his. Less said about her, the better.




Void: You can't control what you don't know. Your empty platitudes and beliefs mean nothing to me. I want nothing to do with your cause. I don't want a cause. A cause will form around me. It always does. You summoned me. Here I am. You don't know what you unleashed upon yourself. I will teach you.  
 
3. EBW World Team Championship Rings: Trevor Mach(c)<Havok>/Cade Yaggis(c)<Havok>/Subculture(c)<Havok>/Picky Minch(c)<Havok> vs. Tack Angel/Geoff Garrett/Slayer/Dave Dragon
-A Renegade invasion took place next, as the World Team Championship Ring match was about to take place. The champions, Cade Yaggis, Trevor Mach, Subculture, and Picky Minch, stood in their corner, eyeing their challengers with confidence. Across the ring, the Weekend Wrecking Crew, consisting of Geoff Garrett, Tack Angel, Slayer, and a mystery partner, huddled together, discussing their strategy. Well Geoff and Slayer seemed to be talking, in between Slayer signing autographs and shaking hands with the kids near the ring. Tack just seemed apprehensive, keeping a close eye on him, possibly because he knew how unpredictable the B4B team could be. The tension peaked as the announcer introduced the mystery partner. The arena lights dimmed, and a spotlight focused on the entrance ramp. The iconic children's hero...

Music: DAVE DRAGON GO DAVE DRAGON! DAVE DRAGON GOOOOO!!!

Dave Dragon, emerged to a thunderous ovation. Tack Angel's eyes widened in shock, and he froze, going pale. Excitement and disbelief seemed to paralyze him..surely that was it. The bell rang, and the match began in a frenzy. Subculture and Slayer started things off, trading rapid strikes and countering each other's moves. Subculture gained the upper hand with a spinning back fist, but Slayer seemed to absorb the blows, and responded with a devastating clothesline. The pace quickened as Trevor Mach tagged in, and the fans roared, eager to see him lock up with Tack Angel. However, Tack was still in shock, standing on the apron, staring at Dave Dragon. Geoff Garrett took advantage of the situation, entering the ring and engaging Mach in a fierce exchange of blows. Mach's explosiveness met Garrett's technical prowess, with neither man gaining a clear advantage. Picky Minch and Cade Yaggis showcased some team synergy, isolating Garrett in their corner. Yaggis hit a series of strikes, while Minch executed a solid back body drop. Garrett managed to tag in Dave Dragon, who entered the ring to a massive pop from the crowd. He flexed and played up his martial arts background. The Crew seemed impressed, while Tack still seemed stunned. Dave Dragon's experience and charisma shone as he took on both Yaggis and Minch, using his signature moves to turn the tide. A flying crossbody from Dragon sent Minch sprawling, and a karate kick knocked Yaggis out of the ring. The fans were on their feet, chanting Dragon's name. The action spilled outside the ring, with Subculture and Slayer brawling near the barricades. Geoff Garrett and Cade Yaggis fought on the ramp, while Trevor Mach and Dave Dragon battled inside the ring, to Mach's seeming amusement, and Tack Angel's horror for some reason. The anticipation for Mach and Tack Angel's confrontation continued to build, but Tack remained motionless on the apron, his eyes fixed on Dragon. Finally, Dave tagged in Tack, and the moment of truth was at hand. Just as Mach and Tack were about to lock up, chaos erupted. Metal Rush stormed the ring from all sides. The arena filled with boos as Metal Rush members attacked both teams, wielding steel chairs and wreaking havoc. The referee called for the bell, declaring the match a No Contest. The champions and challengers were laid out on the mat, struggling to defend themselves against the onslaught. Crono targeted Mach, while Seto Kaiba rallied most of the Rush invaders to target his opponent for Havok, and the #1 Contender for the World Championship, Cade Yaggis. 
Winners: No Contest! 

Apple Kid: Whoa! The awesome debut of Dave Dragon has been ruined by Metal Rush! They're attacking Cade and Mach more than anything, but Tack is fighting them off. Tack Angel is helping up Trevor! 

Larry Grim: He HARSHLY just pushed Dave Dragon out of the way. I think he got confused as to who was looming over Trevor! 

Tali Mach: Yeah, it was an accident, let's go with that. 

Seto Kaiba: Your successes or failures lie in OUR hands! We have the money! We have the power! WE are Metal Rush! Oh, it's against the rules for us to be here? SCREW THE RULES, WE HAVE MONEY! Cade, I'll see you on Havok!

4. Singles: Void vs. Razorblade 
-The arena lights dimmed, and an eerie, otherworldly theme filled the air. Void emerged from the shadows, his masked face and dark attire slowly coming into view. He moved slowly, methodically, towards the ring, his eyes locked in place. Standing at ringside was Preacher Ra, who was beginning to regret summoning Void back to EBW. Razorblade wasted no time, swinging the steel chair at Void. Void dodged the attack with uncanny agility, countering with a quick kick to Razorblade’s midsection. Razorblade doubled over and lost the chair, but quickly recovered, charging at Void and taking him down with a powerful spear. The match turned into a brutal brawl, with Razorblade using his hardcore tactics to try and wear down Void. He smashed the steel chair across Void’s back, then suplexed him onto the chair while Ra distracted the referee. Razorblade continued his assault, dragging Void outside the ring and whipping him into the steel steps. Despite the punishment, Void seemed to absorb the pain, his resilience astonishing both the crowd and Razorblade. Razorblade pulled a table from under the ring, setting it up with malicious intent. He attempted to powerbomb Void through the table, but Void countered, slipping out and delivering a stiff elbow to Razorblade’s jaw. Void’s counterattack was methodical and relentless. He whipped Razorblade into the barricade, then launched himself at his opponent with a running knee strike. The impact sent Razorblade sprawling, but the hardcore enforcer got back to his feet, defiant as ever. Back in the ring, Void took control, executing a series of technical maneuvers that showcased versatility. A DDT left Razorblade dazed, and Void followed up with a swinging neckbreaker. Razorblade, however, refused to stay down, kicking out at two. Preacher Ra watched intently, his expression unreadable, as Void and Razorblade continued their brutal exchange. Razorblade managed to regain the upper hand, delivering a spinebuster that rattled the ring. He signaled for the end, lifting Void for his signature move, but Void had other plans. In a flash, Void slipped free and locked Razorblade in a dragon sleeper, applying pressure with precision. Razorblade struggled, refusing to submit, and managed to break the hold with a series of desperate punches. Razor looked exhausted, but Void seemed to draw strength from the violence, rising to his feet with renewed energy. Void seized Razorblade, lifting him onto his shoulders. The crowd held its breath as Void launched him off his shoulders into the corner, and executed his finisher, the Chaos Theory. The devastating move drove Razorblade into the mat, and Void quickly covered him for the pin.
Winner: Void via Chaos Theory -> Pin 

After the match, The Auditor rubbed his hands and savored Void's violent attack on Razorblade. He tried to steal the blood from Razor, only for Void to suddenly turn and attack the man who joined him when SUFFER split. 

Apple Kid: What?! He attacked The Auditor! He's done with The Auditor! I'm shocked! This is shocking! Do you feel the shock!? Shock! 

Larry Grim: I'm blown away, but the surprises will keep on coming, because up next, we have the EBW Women's Tag Championship match, and we don't know who Christina's partner is…but we're going to find out!

5. EBW Women's Tag Team Championships: Gianna Rambaldi(c)/Hilda Iceheart(c) vs. Christina Angel/?Special Referee: Makoto Kino 
-Next up, the EBW Women's Tag Team Championship match. Gianna Rambaldi and Hilda Iceheart of 3Queens stood in the ring, their championship belts gleaming under the lights. Their expressions were confident, ready to defend their titles against any challenger. Christina Angel's music hit, and the crowd erupted in cheers. Christina, looking determined, made her way to the ring, but the anticipation grew as the announcer introduced her mystery partner. The surprise was unveiled as "Redeemed" Tracy Angel-Garrett, Christina's own mother, stepped out from the curtain. The crowd was shocked, and Christina's expression was a mix of surprise and EXTREME reluctance. Tracy, however, walked down the ramp with a big, somewhat disturbing smile that was incredibly white, and a determined look, urging her daughter to focus and work together. The special referee for the match, Makoto Kino, also the #1 contender for the EBW Women's Championship, stood ready in the ring, her eyes sharp as she prepared to keep control of the impending chaos, but also aware of how Tracy might feel about her. The match began with Christina and Gianna starting things off. Gianna used her power to gain the early advantage, tossing Christina around the ring with suplexes and slams. Christina fought back with her agility, hitting Gianna with a hurricanrana and a dropkick that sent her into the corner. Tracy called for the tag, but Christina hesitated. Tracy, showing her veteran experience, reached over and tagged herself in, entering the ring with authority. Tracy took control, using her brawler style to wear down Gianna. She delivered a series of stiff punches and a clothesline, followed by a DDT that left Gianna reeling. Hilda Iceheart tagged in, and the match took a new turn. Hilda's technical prowess was on display as she exchanged holds with Tracy, each move countered with another. Makoto Kino kept a close eye on the action, ensuring fair play and keeping an eye on Erica, who lingered at ringside, looking for an opportunity to interfere. When Erica attempted to distract the referee, Makoto quickly intervened, warning her to stay out of the match. The match continued with rapid tags and high-intensity action. Christina and Tracy began to find a rhythm, working together despite their initial reluctance. Tracy's experience complemented Christina's speed and agility, and the challengers started to gain momentum. The turning point came when Tracy, after taking a brutal suplex from Hilda, reached for the cross she had brought to the ring. As Makoto dealt with Erica's latest attempt to interfere, Tracy used the cross as a weapon, striking Hilda Iceheart in the head. The impact left Hilda dazed. She lifted Hilda onto her shoulders and executed a devastating Crucifix Powerbomb. Tracy covered Hilda for the pin, and Makoto, turning back to the action, counted the three. Christina and Tracy Angel-Garrett were the NEW EBW Women's Tag Team Champions! 
Winners: Christina Angel/Tracy Angel-Garrett[o] via Crucifix Powerbomb on Hilda Iceheart -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Tag Team Champions! 

Apple Kid: NEW CHAMPIONS! AGAIN! Tonight has been FULL of surprises! 

Tali Mach: You have got to be kidding me!

Larry Grim: Christina can't believe it! She's just won the tag belts with her mother! Did she see what she did with the cross? Did anyone else see it! 

Apple Kid: Must've been a mistake! 

Tali Mach: Don't be stupid you dumb fruit headed freak! Tracy is being Tracy! She never changes! The only thing that changes is the grift. That look on Christina's face. The way she's tugging on her ear like that. Like father, like daughter. At least that much is funny. Haha!

Larry Grim: Well folks, here we are. The final match for Xcite before Victory Explosion 18. Bashin Dan is the #1 Contender, but he's got a large test against Snakebite here, quite literally. Will he have the momentum heading into THE DOME? We're about to find out. 

6. Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Snakebite 
-Main event time, with the Xciters eagerly anticipating the highly competitive match between Bashin Dan and Snakebite. Bashin Dan, the ACE, the fan favorite, and the #1 Contender known for his passion and drive, entered the ring to a thunderous ovation.  Snakebite, on the other hand, slithered into the ring with a sinister grin, his cold, calculating eyes fixed on his opponent. The crowd booed him loudly, but Snakebite seemed to feed off their disdain, his confidence unwavering. Dan came out strong, his technical skills were evident as he quickly transitioned into a wristlock, but Snakebite countered, reversing into a headlock. Dan pushed Snakebite off into the ropes and dropped him with a shoulder tackle. The fans cheered as Dan ran the ropes, hitting Snakebite with a dropkick that sent him sprawling. Dan continued to dominate the early part of the match, using his speed and agility to keep Snakebite off balance. A series of arm drags and a snap suplex had Snakebite reeling, as Dan kept chopping the big man down. The Xciters were believing it was only a matter of time before he secured the win. However, as the match wore on, the pressure of the fans' expectations began to weigh on Dan. A slight hesitation allowed Snakebite to take advantage, raking Dan's eyes behind the referee's back. Snakebite capitalized on the opening, hitting Dan with a hard-hitting DDT that shifted the momentum. Snakebite methodically targeted Dan's back, delivering punishing moves that sapped the energy from the fan favorite. A spinebuster followed by a backbreaker had Dan writhing in pain, but he refused to give up, feeding off the crowd's support. The turning point came when Dan, rallying with the fans' encouragement, mounted a comeback. He hit Snakebite with a flurry of strikes, culminating in a spinning heel kick that floored his opponent. Dan seemed poised to hit the Brave Clash, but nerves got the better of him. He hesitated for a split second, and Snakebite took advantage, quickly getting back to his feet and flipping Dan up and over. Snakebite stalked Dan, waiting for him to get to his feet. As Dan stood, Snakebite charged, delivering a devastating big boot that caught Dan square in the jaw. The impact left Dan dazed and vulnerable. Snakebite wasted no time, lifting Dan onto his shoulders and driving him into the mat with a thunderous powerbomb. A shocking 1-2-3 gave Snakebite the victory, and Dan suffers a hard loss just days from his chance at the EBW Championship!
Winner: Snakebite via Big Boot x Powerbomb -> Pin 

Tali Mach: He choked! Dan choked! He got nervous! Why? Why now would he get nervous! Is he thinking this is his last shot to prove himself a worthy ACE for EBW? If so, he screwed the pooch tonight! Hope's gonna have to knock some sense into him! 

Apple Kid: I think Rama Raju is going to handle that.

Rama Raju ran down to the ring and slapped Dan across the face. When he looked surprised, Raju slapped him again. 

Rama Raju: You disappoint me Dan! I thought you were the ultimate challenge for me. I thought you were "The Dangerous Player". I picked you to be my challenge, and yet you falter before the match, the biggest match, on the biggest show! We're supposed to blaze! If you can't give me your best, don't bother showing up! 

Bashin Dan: I'll admit it! I had nerves! I'm a nervous! The blood is pumping! I can feel my heart in my chest! I love the feeling to be honest! The only thing that worries me is losing that feeling. I don't ever want to lose that feeling. I don't ever want the chase to end. That's the secret I learned with this loss. Remember, I strive to get better with every loss, and through this one I learned something that is going to change the game. Even when I'm EBW Champion, the chase…it can not end! I will spend the rest of my life, chasing after the challenges that fire up my blood! I will blaze Raju. I WILL BLAZE! I WILL BLAZE HOTTER THAN YOU! I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR ULTIMATE CHALLENGE! I WILL BECOME THE EBW CHAMPION! 

Tali Mach: THAT is what I want to see! Nut up or shut up! Yeah! 

Apple Kid: This just got more interesting. 

Larry Grim: Xciters, Victory Explosion is on the way! We'll see you….IN THE DOOOOOOME!

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New Leaf

Tack was very confused as Tom Nook handed him his belongings as the Angel Express pulled up behind him. 

Tack Angel: I-I don't understand? 

Tom Nook: Oh, it's quite simple! You're not in debt anymore! 

Tack Angel: Yeah, but shouldn't I be? 

Tom Nook: Nope! It all worked out. That's more amusing right? 

Tack Angel: I don't understand. 

Tom Nook: Plus, after that talk we had where you realized just how much more you love Makoto than Isabelle, I thought I'd reward your honesty and candor, so here's some extra cash! That will be literally just enough to get you a place near Makoto's apartment in Fourside! That's good right? It's good cause it's all working out! 

Tack Angel: …Uh yeah? It is. It really is! Wow, thank you! 

Rick Shaw: Sorry I'm late, I was making some stops along the way, dropping off Dave Dragon and Slayer back home. 

Tack Angel: Huh?

Rick Shaw: Well, Dave Dragon was just a one off before going back to fighting crime you see. He's a superhero, but he wanted to help out. Slayer got called back to help the Summer Camp, cause the kids missed him so much. 

Tack Angel: Oh! So they're both gone? 

Rick Shaw: Yeah, but it's cool cause they're happy with what they're doing so it all worked out. That's funny right? 

Tack Angel: Funny? 

Rick Shaw: Also, all your talking pets were given to good homes care of Arliss, who actually read a book on management, and is now really really good at it. 

Tack Angel: Oh! Well, goodbye everyone! Bye Isabelle! 

Isabelle: Bye Tack! Don't worry, I know that your love for Makoto is pure and unwavering, I just have this allure about me I guess, but I'm not heartbroken, as I have a new boyfriend already…in Doomguy! 

Rick Shaw: Oh that worked out, and it plays into the meme. That's funny right? 

Tack Angel: Uh…I guess? Bye everyone!

Tack returned to normal as he and Rick Shaw drove out of the city. 

Tack Angel: Am I dreaming? 

Rick Shaw: I don't think so! That would be quite cruel with all of this stuff going well for you. 

Tack Angel: Yeah. 

Rick Shaw: It'd be funny to an extent, and lead to entertaining scenarios I'm sure, but better to not rock the boat right? 

Tack Angel: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm sure things are going to be just fine when things work out! 

Rick Shaw: Absolutely! By the way, this is going to be my last time driving the ol' Angel Express. 

Tack Angel: What? 

Rick Shaw: Well ya see, it's not just the last rodeo for me either. Geoff Garrett is taking some time away to focus on ministry and he needs a driver. I figured it's time this old dog did something good for the big man upstairs. 

Tack Angel: Oh wow! 

Rick Shaw: He wanted to say goodbye personally, but duty called, and he said he would try to see you again soon, but prayed for your success. Truth be told, he also felt sort of guilty about the whole co-parenting situation too. He didn't want you to feel like less of a Dad, so he's trying to give the kiddies some space to adjust to him being married to Tracy, who was never good enough for you in my opinion. 

Tack Angel: Huh. 

Rick Shaw: His EBW Tag Team Championship belt is on the bus, he wants you to choose who your new partner is going to be. 

Tack Angel: Yeah? Wow. It can't be Magnum PT, that's for sure. 

Rick Shaw: Oh, so you know? 

Tack Angel: Know what? 

Rick Shaw: He was called back to being a brand ambassador for EBW in Edo. He left with Saxon, Novus, Dungaree Danson, and Brunson Burner. 

Tack Angel: SERIOUSLY?! 

Rick Shaw: Yeah, they all made this card for you showing their appreciation. 

Tack Angel: I'M BEING PRANKED! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! 

Rick Shaw: Funny? No, it's working out quite nicely though isn't it? I think that just leaves you and Point Man as the members of the Weekend Wrecking Crew still active on the roster, but I'm sure you'll be able to recruit more people that are very specified to be what you want, with no coloring outside of the lines whatsoever. 

Tack Angel: Well, I guess Point Man is the new EBW Tag Team Champion then! This is great! 

Rick Shaw: Welp, we're here, your brand new apartment building!

Tack looked up to see the building was called Heavenly Estates. 

Rick Shaw: Arliss took care of it for you. You didn't have to do anything. You just needed to be moved, and other people gave you money, a place to live, and opportunities. You actually very lucky! 

Tack Angel: I'm dead aren't I? 

Rick Shaw: Don't be silly! Go break in the new house Chief! I will catch you on the flip side my man! 

Tack Angel: Uh…bye Rick!

As the bus drove away Tack breathed a sigh of relief. He quickly looked around, expecting something to happen, but nothing ever did. 

Tack Angel: Well…I guess I'm just going to go inside now!

Tack went to his new apartment, and opened the door, marveling at what he saw. It was fully furnished with a big television, and a computer, with multiple gaming systems. He sat on the couch, and saw a picture of Makoto on the coffee table with a note that said "See you soon" with a lipstick laden kiss on it. He sat back, until his cellphone rang. 

Tack Angel: Oh here it comes. Hello? What's wrong Arliss? 

Ana: Arliss? No, it's Ana, but I knew you'd make that mistake. 

Tack Angel: Ana? 

Ana: I'm just calling to let you know that you beat CP Munk at Victory Explosion. 

Tack Angel: WHAT?! 

Ana: Yes, I didn't want you to have to worry about the possibility of losing. Stakes are not fun or funny after all. Have a nice day. 

Tack Angel: Uh…bye?

Tack set the phone down and sat back on the couch. 

Tack Angel: That's…quite the day. Really settled some stuff and I feel at ease. I'm sure this will lead to exciting twists and turns, and that phone is going to start ringing with fun and adventure that's right up my alley.

Tack sat for hours…

Tack Angel: Any second now…