Saturn Cafe

One Day Ago…

Bashin Dan, Benjamin, and Jammer sat at their familiar table in the Saturn Cafe, the neon glow from the jukebox casting shifting colors across their faces. The scent of fresh coffee and sizzling burgers filled the air, but for once, Dan wasn’t paying attention to any of it. He leaned forward, resting his forearms on the table, his expression one of pure disbelief.

Bashin Dan: You’re both back on Xcite? You brought your girlfriends? And now all three of us are in the EBW Championship match?

Jammer: Yep, you literally recapped everything Danny boy. 

Benjamin: That’s right. You didn’t think we’d just sit back and let you have all the fun, did you?

Jammer chuckled, taking a sip of his milkshake before setting it down with a satisfied sigh. 

Jammer: Man, you should’ve seen the look on your face. Classic.

Dan exhaled sharply, rubbing his temples. 

Bashin Dan: This is insane. I thought you both left to help me and to help yourselves! You had this whole spiel about it!

Jammer: Yeah, and it worked out...for you. As for us, we didn't have that Battle Spirit playing dude to encourage us to get better!

Bashin Dan: We’ve fought together for so long, and now we’re going to be fighting each other for the top prize in EBW?

Benjamin: My friend and comrade, this has literally happened before. It was that time that Victory Explosion went to The Strip, for that event that's being copied by that other promotion up north to the point that logos even look similar! Even I noticed that when watching from the magic picture box! I'm excited for the challenge. Colby Roads will keeps us on our toes, and none of us will hold back. It'll be the perfect match to reignite that spark! I truly wish to reclaim the EBW Championship!

Jammer: Same here, Dan. I respect you, but when that bell rings, I’m coming at you with everything I’ve got.

Dan looked between the two of them, his fingers tapping lightly against the tabletop. He took a deep breath before breaking into a grin. 

Bashin Dan: Alright. I've processed it. If that’s how it is… then let’s make this a match no one will ever forget! It's just a shame you guys couldn't convince Hope to come with you? You know, fill out the team? I don't get to see her alot. And what about Vape? 

Jammer: What ABOUT Vape? He's going to be JUST fine on the other brand!

The table fell silent, as if waiting for a punchline that never came.

Jammer: *looks at the camera* No seriously, Boss M's refused to take him. *squee* 

Bashin Dan: Did you just squee? 




Larry Grim: Konichiwa Edo! We're in the land of the rising sun for a big edition of Xcite, the last edition of Xcite…before Victory Explosion that is! We're on the eve of the biggest night since the last one, and until the next one, as we always say! We gotta hype the show, but let's be autistically accurate about the situation? I think Trevor's rubbing off on the Boss judging by the notes here. 

Apple Kid: Speaking of Trevor, the Wild Wolf is back from his ordeal…on Mt. Ordeals, and he's got something to say to the current reigning and defending EBW Tag Team Champions, RRR. He AND the Star Spangled Prince I should say. Our champions of light are backstage right now. Let's take it to 'em! 

Backstage

Trevor Mach: KYOTO! EDO! LET ME HERE YOU! MORIAGATTE KUDASAI!

Tack Angel: Rama Raju and Komaram Bheem! The Star Spangled Prince has a lot of respect for the two of you. Raju had a stellar year as EBW Champion, and Komaram Bheem came in and immediately found success with tag gold. That's impressive, but Tacker and the Trev Man have been around the block quite a few times, and the Mega Dudes have every intention of walking out of Victory Explosion 19 with the tag gold around our patriotic waists. It IS going to be in the Gulf of Eagleland after all. That being said, I have nothing against you at all. What I DO have a problem with, and I think all the Star Gazers in Edo can agree, is the Dark Story that we're having to put up with. Colby, you think surrounding yourself with monsters is going to keep you safe, but you're going to be consumed with nega vibes. Take it from personal experience. We'll fight your monsters tonight. The Mega Dudes and RRR will form the great quartet in wrestling history, and we'll run you down! 

Trevor Mach: Tacker and the Trev Man? I think you just named our CBS Late Night Crime Drama for people over 50! I like it! Tack is right, we have nothing against you, RRR. I love RRR. You guys rock…but we rock harder! We rock for the flag! We rock for the fans! We rock for the hopes and dreams of Eagleland! It's a golden age, boys, and the Wild Wolf is casting off the darkness. I took the trip, I made that little quest, and cast off the shadows I used to hunt the likes of SUFFER. Don't worry, I'm still BRIMMING with Burning Machismo! Just ask my wife! Dark Hero Days may come again, and I'm willing to walk on the wild side, but for now, the darkness is going to be blinded by the light, and that light just also happens to be red, white, and blue! BOOSH! 

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Larry Grim: I'm really excited to see that main event tonight! The Mega Dudes and RRR teaming up to take on the Dark Story! So exciting! 

Apple Kid: That's not all we're getting! We're going to figure out who is taking on Makoto Kino at Victory Explosion 19! We're going to see the Dan Club back in action! They all face off at Victory Explosion along with reigning champion Colby Roads, but tonight they're all working together AGAINST Roads, Munk, and Mamoru Chiba. 

Larry Grim: We kick off the night, with the Weekend Wrecking Crew taking on Tai and Matt, the Digi-Destined. Thing is, we don't know WHOMST'VE they're teaming with. They don't either! However, I think we're about to find out? We have a video to check out, so let's do just that!

Seto Kaiba's Mansion

The Lakitu panned over an extravagant backyard, where a lavish infinity pool sparkled under the sun. Seto Kaiba lounged on a custom-made, Blue-Eyes White Dragon-themed pool float, wearing designer sunglasses and a robe monogrammed with his own initials. A half-finished glass of the finest imported water rested on the table beside him, untouched—because nothing could quench the bitterness of defeat.

Seto Kaiba: Everything I built...everything I stood for...ruined! Metal Rush is finished, my recent losses were a fluke, and now, I'm forced to live like a pathetic commoner in this massive, billion-dollar estate!

He dramatically tossed a handful of hundred-dollar bills into the pool, then quickly regreted it and signaled for his maid to retrieve them.

Seto Kaiba: Money doesn’t grow on trees, you know!

His ever-patient maid, dressed in an elegant uniform, approached with a silver tray carrying a fresh towel and a cup of artisanal herbal tea.

Maid: Perhaps you’d feel better if you got back in the ring, Mr. Kaiba. You’re a world-class competitor. Surely you wouldn't let a few setbacks define you?

Kaiba scoffed, snatching a silk handkerchief—but decided money is softer and began dabbing away his tears with crisp, uncirculated bills.

Seto Kaiba: You wouldn't understand, commoner. No one does. My genius is a curse! My brilliance is a burden! To be this great is to be utterly alone!

A familiar voice interrupted his pity party.

Mokuba: Oh, quit your whining, big brother!

Kaiba sat up, offended. Mokuba stood at the pool’s edge, arms crossed, shaking his head.

Mokuba: You're Seto Kaiba! The same guy who built an empire! The same guy who’s beaten the odds before! Are you seriously gonna sit here feeling sorry for yourself when you could be proving everyone wrong?

Kaiba paused, staring at his little brother. A moment of reflection. A shift in his demeanor. Then—

Seto Kaiba: That's right. I am Seto Kaiba!

He dramatically stood up on the pool float, arms crossed, looking off into the distance as if delivering a monologue.

Seto Kaiba: I can’t let these fools think I’m finished. I’ll return to the ring! I’ll prove my dominance once again! I'm really glad I came to this conclusion completely by myself, with no help whatsoever!

Mokuba: Yeah! That’s the big bro I know!

Kaiba stepped off the float onto the pool deck, now fully fired up. He whipped off his ridiculous silk robe, revealing an already-perfectly-fitted suit underneath because of course he planned for this.

Mokuba: I’m really proud of you, big brother!

Kaiba smirked, placing a hand on Mokuba’s head, then looked directly into the camera with an arrogant, knowing expression.

Seto Kaiba: What a mark!

EBW: Xcite "Final Road to Victory Explosion 19"
Kora Hall, Kyoto, Edo
ENN

1. 6-Man Tag: Geoff Garrett/Magnum PT/Point Man vs. Matt/Tai/Seto Kaiba 
-The crowd had buzzed with excitement as the faces, Geoff Garrett, Magnum PT, and Point Man, stood in their corner while Matt and Tai greeted the fans. Seto Kaiba, the returning  and only ne'er-do-well in the match, had glared down from his corner, exuding an air of arrogance as he adjusted his hair. The bell rang, and the action began with Geoff Garrett and Tai in the ring. They had circled each other, with Geoff offering a handshake. Geoff had lunged for a lock-up, but Tai countered with a quick side headlock. Geoff had tried to shoot him off, but Tai nailed a shoulder block, taking Garrett down with surprising force. Geoff had rolled out of the ring to regroup, tagging in Magnum PT, who had immediately sized up Tai. Tai had charged, but Magnum had sidestepped and nailed a big hip toss, flipping Tai across the ring. Magnum had looked to follow up with a vertical suplex, but Tai had countered with a floating DDT! The crowd had gasped in excitement as Tai had gotten a two-count. As Tai went to tag Seto Kaiba, Magnum tagged in Point Man, and the intensity ramped up. Point Man and Kaiba had had a heated staredown, and Kaiba had taunted Point Man, implying he was out of his league. They had locked up, and Kaiba had shoved Point Man back into the corner, then started delivering stiff chops to the chest. Point Man had gritted his teeth and come back with a headbutt and a massive clothesline that nearly took Kaiba's head off. He had lifted Kaiba for a suplex, but Kaiba had elbowed out and made a quick tag to Tai. Matt and Tai had dominated for a brief period, cutting the ring in half and isolating Point Man in their corner. They had hit a double-team Hagen Suplex/Double Knee Facebreaker combination, but Geoff Garrett had broken up the pinfall just in time. The action had spilled to the outside, with everyone brawling around the ringside area. Matt had hit a beautiful moonsault off the top rope onto Garrett and Magnum PT, but the real turn had come when Seto Kaiba had been tagged in. Kaiba had stepped in with a smug smile, clearly enjoying the chaos. He had locked eyes with Point Man, ran at him, and delivered a Blue-Eyes White Dragon Suplex, grabbing at his pants to ensure the cheap win. 
Winners: Matt/Tai/Seto Kaiba[o] via Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex on Point Man -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Seto Kaiba?! I don't know how I feel about THAT hire! 

Apple Kid: Neither do Matt and Tai. Matt is trying to put his hand on Tai's shoulder, he can't believe they just teamed with Seto Kaiba! Oh! Now Tai is throwing Matt's hand off his shoulder in disgust…disgust of Seto Kaiba no doubt, and nothing to do with anything else! Still, they got the win, not how they would have liked from the looks of it, but it's a win! 

Larry Grim: Up next, the hometown hero Ami Mizuno is going to have her hands full against the Neon Valkyrie, but first, let's hear from Astrid Rúnsdóttir!




Astrid Rúnsdóttir: Tracy, I’ve had just about enough of your nonsense, and I just got here! Says a lot about you, eh? Every week, you strut around here spewing your so-called gospel, but the only thing holy about you is the hole in your pockets from stuffing ‘donations’ into them. You claim to save souls, but all you’re really saving is your own bank account. You look at me and see a heathen, a woman lost in the darkness. But Tracy, you mistake neon for shadows. Neon Valhalla isn’t a place, it’s a state of mind. But since you insist on playing the righteous warrior, let’s put that faith of yours to the test. I’m challenging you to a match at Victory Explosion 19. If I lose, I’ll give you my entire paycheck for the night. Every. Last. Cent. But when—not if—you lose, you hand over every penny you make to a real charity. One you can’t manipulate. One you can’t profit off of. One that actually helps people instead of filling your personal collection plate!

2. Women's Singles: Astrid Rúnsdóttir vs. Ami Mizuno 
-The crowd  erupted for Ami Mizuno, the hometown hero, who entered to an electrifying reaction from the crowd. Astrid Rúnsdóttir, however, had remained composed and stoic as she entered the ring. Ami and Astrid had circled the ring, showing mutual respect. They had locked up, and Astrid had powered Ami into the corner with strength, but Ami had ducked under and gone for a quick arm drag. Astrid had rolled through and caught Ami with a devastating European uppercut. Ami had stumbled back but recovered quickly with a spinning heel kick that had sent Astrid stumbling toward the ropes. Ami had taken control momentarily, connecting with a hard dropkick to Astrid's chest. She had run off the ropes for a crossbody, but Astrid had caught her in midair, transitioning into a gutwrench powerbomb! The crowd had gasped as Astrid then locked in a bearhug, squeezing the air out of Ami's lungs, but Ami had fought back with elbow strikes to Astrid's temple and broken free. Ami had hit the ropes again, looking for another crossbody, but Astrid had countered this time by catching her and hitting a backbreaker on her knee. Astrid had been in full control, wearing Ami down with a series of hard-hitting moves, including a belly-to-belly suplex and a stiff knee to the midsection. Astrid had set up for her finishing move, but Ami had started to build momentum. She had dodged a clothesline and hit a series of quick strikes, finally knocking Astrid down with a swinging neckbreaker. Ami had gone for the pin, but Astrid had kicked out at two. The two women had exchanged brutal forearms in the center of the ring, and the crowd had roared in anticipation. Finally, Astrid had delivered a crushing Ragnarok Driver out of nowhere! She had covered Ami for the pin.
Winner: Astrid Rúnsdóttir via Ragnarok Driver -> Pin 

Larry Grim: A harsh loss for Ami, but she tried her best, and the Edo Xciters see that, and applaud Astrid as she helps up the hometown hero! 

Apple Kid: I really hope Minako is alright with what just happened here! I can only imagine her heartbreak. Not only was she not booked tonight, but her friends are losing! What sadness is she feeling?

Boss M's Office

Boss M's rubbed her hands together smiling, while Lucca and Minky Momo mimicked her behind her. 

Boss M's: No one saw THAT one coming! I'm willing to hire just about anyone that will keep things interesting in Xcite! Kaiba is in, and Astrid is willing to humiliate Tracy FOR me! You love to see it. I think I've done it. I've crafted a thrilling conclusion to our road to Victory Explosion, and no one will forget that the Boss M's era truly stepped up the game! You liked it better before I showed back up? OH, GOOD FOR YOU PERSON WHO DOESN'T EXIST! I can't imagine doing a better job if I tried! 

?: Would you like to add something strange and mystical to your show? Perhaps a dark and mysterious quest?

M's, Lucca, and Minky Momo looked over to see Tack's Uncle Boristamus lurking in the doorway, mincing around as if he had some secret scheme to reveal. M's looked at him in disbelief as she slowly approached him. 



Boss M's: HOW 'BOUT NO, YOU CRAZY BASTARD! GET OUT OF HERE!

3. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin vs. Colby Roads/CP Munk/Mamoru Chiba
-The Dark Story, EBW Champion Colby Roads, CP Munk, and Mamoru Chiba, had entered with an air of arrogance, mouthing off to the crowd. Bashin Dan, Jammer, and Benjamin had come in next, with a mix of wild energy and calculated intensity. The Xciters were thrilled to see the dream team back together. Jammer and CP Munk had started the match. Munk had quickly tried to take the advantage with dirty tactics, pulling Jammer’s hair and raking his eyes. Jammer had retaliated with a stiff punch to the jaw and followed it up with a Baller drop! Jammer tagged in Benji, as CP Munk tagged in the EBW Champion. Benjamin and Colby Roads had gone at it with intense technical wrestling. Colby had tried to outmaneuver Benjamin with quick counters, but Benjamin had caught him with a belly-to-belly suplex followed by a springboard moonsault! However, Colby had kicked out at two. Benjamin tagged in Bashin Dan, and the energy had shifted once again. Bashin Dan had delivered a rapid-fire series of strikes to Mamoru Chiba, including a spinning backfist, a series of punches to the gut, and a back suplex! Chiba had stumbled up, and Dan had nailed a flying crossbody from the top rope, but Colby and CP Munk had quickly broken up the pin. As the action spilled to the outside, Mamoru Chiba delivered a superplex to Bashin Dan. The match had grown chaotic as all six men had been brawling in the ring and outside, leaving the referee unable to control the situation. In the ring, CP Munk had pulled out a steel chair, and the referee had caught him. As he tried to grab the chair, Snakebite, Troy, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi hit the ring to assist in the Dark Story beating down Dan Club. The referee quickly called for the DQ. 
Winners: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin via DQ

Colby Roads: You all think you're better than me? You think you can step up to me? Allow me to enlighten you! I am wrestling royalty! I ended racism! I had a famous father! I wear suits to the ring, and that's my whole gimmick! I AM the Eagleland Cheese, and my Dark Story does not END at Victory Explosion! It's just beginning! Now it's time for me to cuss, so you know I'm super edgy even though I wear a suit! Hey Dan Club, GO *bleep* YOURSELVES! 

Larry Grim: Well, that was unnecessary! The EBW Champion just put the beatdown on the reunited Dan Club, and then he…well he does THAT. It's a REAL good thing that our champ isn't propped up by his much more interesting opponents. That's the kind of thing that might be very successful in the short term, but then the snobby Euroland internet grifters will do lists ten years from now about how overrated the era was or something.

Apple Kid: …Well, next up, we have an interesting prospect. Erica and Usagi Tsukino are going to face off for the right to challenge the EBW Women's Champion at Victory Explosion 19! It's high stakes, and it's all or nothing! Here we go!

4. EBW Women's #1 Contender: Erica vs. Usagi Tsukino
-The crowd had roared as Usagi Tsukino entered the ring, waving to her hometown fans. Erica had entered with a scowl, unimpressed by the cheers for her opponent. The bell had rung, and Erica had quickly tried to take control by shoving Usagi into the corner and delivering forearm strikes to the chest. Usagi had fought back with quick kicks and a superkick to the chin! The momentum had shifted, and Usagi had taken control with a clothesline followed by a standing moonsault! Erica rolled out of the ring, frustrated. Erica regained control by pulling Usagi's hair and slamming her face-first into the mat. Erica had locked Usagi in a bridging chinlock, putting pressure on her neck, but Usagi had managed to escape with a back elbow. The two women had exchanged strikes, with Usagi landing a dropkick followed by a leg drop. Erica had kicked out at two. Erica had hit a powerbomb, trying to put the match away, but Usagi’s resilience had shone through. She had ducked under a wild clothesline attempt by Erica and nailed a spinning roundhouse kick! Usagi hit her signature Silver Millennium Slam, lifting Erica into a fireman’s carry, twisting her into a devastating slam, followed by a moonsault off the top rope! The Xciters went wild as Usagi hooked the leg for the pin. 1-2-3! In somewhat of an upset, Usagi Tsukino pinned Erica to earn the right to face the EBW Women's Champion at Victory Explosion 19, and that champion just happens to be MAKOTO KINO!!!
Winner: Usagi Tsukino via Silver Millennium Slam x Moonsault -> Pin 

Apple Kid: SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT! YES! HERE COME THE OTHER SENSATIONS! They're celebrating a big win for Usagi Tsukino! She has come back from a lot, dealing with the loss of Mamoru, but the reunion with Seiya. Losing to Queen Beryl, but she WAS EBW Women's Tag Team Champion. A lot of ups and downs, but now she's on the road to biggest match of her career. 

Luna: Well done Usagi! You are so close to becoming EBW Women's Champion! 

Usagi Tsukino: Wait what? That's what that match was for?! 

Luna: Did you sleep through the announcement? 

Usagi Tsukino: …MORE THAN LIKELY! 

Makoto Kino: It's incredible Usagi! It's going to be you and me at Victory Explosion 19! Two best friends battling it out for the EBW Women's Championship! Take that Negaverse! 

Usagi Tsukino: You mean…I'm taking on the newly made muscle mommy, beefy loving Makoto Kino?!


 
5. 8-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem vs. Snakebite/Troy/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi 
-The Dark Story, Snakebite, Troy, LG Rod, and Randy no Kachi, joined by Queen Beryl, The Auditor, and Preacher Ra, taunted the crowd as they made their way to the ring. "MEGA RRR", VBW Champion Trevor Mach, Eagleland Champion Tack Angel, EBW Tag Team Champions Rama Raju, and Komaram Bheem, came in with a purposeful stride, ready to fight for their fans. The match kicked off as Trevor Mach and Snakebite locked up in the center of the ring, with Snakebite quickly taking control with a thumb to the eye and a spinning backfist. The match had gone back and forth, with Trevor Mach and Snakebite continuing their back-and-forth brawl. Tack Angel had taken out Troy with a flying dropkick, while Komaram Bheem had flattened LG Rod with a running shoulder block. Meanwhile, Rama Raju had been trapped in the corner by Randy no Kachi, who had relentlessly stomped on him. Trevor Mach came to the rescue with a big knee strike to Randy, causing the momentum to shift in this dream match. The action had reached a fever pitch as Trevor Mach had hit Snakebite with a Tornado DDT, while Tack Angel and Komaram Bheem had nailed tandem double-team suplexes on Troy and LG Rod. With the ring clearing out, Randy no Kachi had been left alone with Tack, who had finished him off with the Torture Rack! RnK had no choice but to tap, giving MEGA RRR the victory!
Winners: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel[o]/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem via Torture Rack to Randy no Kachi -> Submission 

Larry Grim: RACK 'EM! RACK 'EM! RACK 'EM! THEY DID IT! FOR EAGLELAND! The Star Spangled Prince, the Wild Wolf, the Fire, and the Water! The Dream Team defeated the Dark Story, but after all of that, they are looking at each other knowing what comes next. It's a dream match among dream matches. THE TAG TEAM BATTLE OF THE DECADE! RRR defends against the MEGA DUDES at Victory Explosion 19! We will see you at the Gulf of Eagleland! GOODNIGHT! 

Little Mac's Office

Little Mac swirled his drink as he looked out the window. He had a smile on his face as he turned around to see Cade Yaggis, Subculture, and Zyro Kurogane standing in front of him. 

Little Mac: You three represent what EBW is all about, what the Havok brand is all about. The "Trigger", the "Street Dog", and-

Zyro Kurogane: Shogun steel and sex appeal? Absolutely! 

Little Mac: Heh. Subbie, I have a bias obviously, you're like a son to me, but I had to admit I enjoy the work of all three of you. So you telling me that the three of you want a match against each other at Victory Explosion 19…..well that does put a smile on my face. 

Cade Yaggis: It's the biggest night of the year. None of us intend to sit it out. 

Zyro Kurogane: Truth be told, I was going to flex this World Tag Team Championship and make it known that me and the Dragon deserved a match, BUT….then this guy Cade comes up and suggests we just STEAL THE SHOW. How can I say no to that? Answer, I can't obviously, because here we are! I mean, if the old man and the kid want to let it rip with Zyro-K and lose, that's on them. 

Cade Yaggis: I don't intend to lose. 

Subculture: I don't intend to be called an old man! I'm not THAT old! 

Zyro Kurogane: I'm sure in a decade or two I'll know your plight. 

Subculture: How old do you think I am?! Oh, this is just more fuel for the fire, kid. I mean…man who is not that much younger than I am. 

Little Mac: Guys, you've got what you want. Set an example in the Gulf. Steal the show. 




Tommy Dukes: Welcome to River City, folks! This is it! This is the last stop before we head to the Gulf of Eagleland! This is the last stop before we settle it all! This is the last stop before Victory Explosion 19! I'm Tommy Dukes, with my lovely wife Nerma, and tonight, we're going to see the best of the best fight for that final bit of momentum 

Nerma: The Rumble City winner Sal Paradise will have a one on one match with Generator in the main event. The Angel Sisters have found some teams that they'll use to face off ahead of a one-on-one match that is now scheduled for Victory Explosion! The World Champion Boomtown and Hotlanta will take on Zyro Kurogane and Dragon Shiryu in a Non-Title Tag, and the Women's World Champion Heather Mach and Val Dorado will take on Rumble City winner Paula and Cherry Akintola. However, we're kicking off with a rematch! "Dynamic" Dougie Mach seemed to find some of that old magic when he beat former World Champion Mav Valentine, and Valentine wanted a chance to even the score. So without further ado, let's-

Tommy Dukes: TAKE IT TO THE RING!

EBW: Havok "Final Road to Victory Explosion 19"
River City Gymnasium, River City
ENT

1. Re-Match Singles: Dougie Mach vs. Mav Valentine
-The rematch between Dougie Mach and Mav Valentine kicked off with a handshake, both men showing respect before locking up. Dougie, always the explosive competitor, took an early advantage with his speed, ducking under Mav’s strikes and countering with stiff kicks. Mav absorbed the blows and responded with heavy forearms, rocking Dougie before planting him with a snap suplex. The momentum swung back and forth, with Dougie escaping Mav’s Mav Buster attempt and nearly scoring a roll-up victory. Mav battled back with a big-time spinebuster, but as he pulled Dougie up for the finish, Dougie countered into the Dynamic DDT, spiking Valentine hard into the mat for the decisive three-count and another shocking upset win for the Dynamic One!
Winner: Dougie Mach via Dynamic DDT -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Wow! Dougie Mach did it! He beat Mav Valentine two weeks in a row! Mav is shocked, but he's still accepting the handshake. 

Nerma: I think Dougie Mach is truly becoming Dynamic again. We're seeing it before our very eyes. It's incredible, considering the long hard fall he had after losing the World Championship years ago. The magic is BACK!

Backstage

Christy Angel was pacing back and forth, hyped up and ready for action. Across from her, Alison Chains was slumped against the wall, eyes half-lidded, looking like she just rolled out of a cloud of something… illicit. She was idly flipping through a wrestling magazine upside down. Christy clapped her hands together loudly, snapping Alison back into reality—well, as close as she was ever getting to it.

Christy Angel: Alright, Alison! Big match tonight! This is my chance to break out of the shadows and prove to everyone—including her—that I'm more than just a second fiddle!

Alison Chains: Wait… what? Fiddles? Are we fighting a bluegrass band? I can't even play. 

Christy Angel: No, Alison! I’m talking about Christina! Christina Angel! The one everyone always compares me to!

Alison Chains: Ohhh yeah… Christina. Wait a minute. Who are you again?

Christy Angel: I’m Christy. Christy Angel.

Alison Chains: So… you’re not Christina?

Christy Angel: No.

Alison Chains: Wait a minute. Two of you? There are two of you?! 

Christy Angel: Yes. 

Alison Chains: ...That really clears things up! 

Christy Angel: Finally! I'm glad you figured that out! 

Alison Chains: I see. I see now. But where’s Christina?

Christy Angel: We're taking her on. I kicked her leg out of her leg? Made a challenge for Victory Explosion? This is my chance to get the momentum? 

Alison Chains: Right...right. You...you stuck by me didn't you? You could've moved on to something else...but you're still here. 

Christy Angel: That's right. 

Alison Chains: ...No one's ever done that before. I'll try not to forget that.

Suddenly, the Pirate Queen Faris Kain kicked open the door. 

Faris Kain: What’s up, ladies? Enjoying the existential crisis?

Alison Chains: Did you know there are two of them?

Faris Kain: Yeah, most of us figured that out a while ago, Al. But hey, don’t worry about it. Tonight’s about more than just Christy proving herself against Christina. It’s about us shaking up the whole division.

Christy Angel: Exactly...but it's mostly the Christina part...for me personally!

Faris Kain: Look, I know how it is. The status quo in this company is getting real comfortable up on that pedestal. That’s why I’m throwing in with you two tonight. We’ve got the perfect opportunity to knock ‘em off and show that we belong on top.

Alison Chains: I just… I really thought you were Christina.

Christy Angel: I know!

Faris Kain: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I’d love to team up with the Gamer Girlz and help shake things up a little.

Alison Chains: Ohhh! So you’re Christina’s sister!

Christy Angel: ...Sometimes I hate my life.
 
2. Lady Renegades Tag: Heather Mach/Val Dorado vs. Paula/Cherry Akintola
-Women's World Champion Heather Mach and Val Dorado made a cocky entrance, mocking the crowd as they entered the ring. Paula and Cherry Akintola, determined to shut them up, wasted no time bringing the fight. Cherry impressed with improving offense, hitting a springboard crossbody on Val, while Paula went power-for-power with Heather. Val’s underhanded tactics kept them in control, with Heather isolating Paula and working her over to set up for the Machbuster. A desperate tag to Cherry saw her rally with a tornado DDT on Val, but Heather cut her off with a brutal lariat. As Paula re-entered the match, Heather seized the moment, planting her with the Machbuster and securing the victory. "Judas Wolf" had just pinned her Victory Explosion 19 opponent. 
Winners: Heather Mach[o]/Val Dorado via Machbuster on Paula -> Pin 

Heather Mach: Oooooh! What do you think of that, PAULA! You just got put down by the World Champion, PAULA! I'm going to do it to you again at Victory Explosion…..PAULA! Your husband and you might have decided you want to shake babies, and kiss hands again, but let me tell you what that gets you. It gets you put on the mat, staring up at the lights! I've been doing it for years. I played the part, cause that's what I thought I was supposed to do. "Judas Wolf" is who I'm supposed to be, and THIS is what I'm SUPPOSED to do. If you EVER want a shot at reclaiming the Women's World Championship, you're going to need that cerebral edge you used to screw over Wendy Mustang. Remember that? Took months, it was a lot of fun! That was what convinced me it was time to be a bitch! Remember that! You were the solution to all my problems….and the cause of your own. I will see you at the Gulf!

Nerma: Wow, Heather is putting that all on Paula? She really did stab us all in the back…like a Juda- OH! That's why! 

Tommy Dukes: …Did that just click, honey? 

Nerma: ….*clears throat* So moving on, we at Havok celebrate our Pillars, who are not just the ACES of the place, BUT they're ALSO Pillars of the community, and role models for the children. Take for example, Zyro Kurogane, who was recently seen coaching young players at a BeyBlade Tournament in town! Let's check it out!

River City Park

A bunch of young BeyBladers were seen letting it rip, at their respective tables. Zyro Kurogane would move between each table, and give his opinion on what he was seeing. 

Zyro Kurogane: If you don't start knocking out blades, we're going to have an Amber Alert on our hands. Did your Dad ever make you perform any physical activity when you were younger? What about you over there? 

Kid: Que? 

Zyro Kurogane: No habla Eaglish? Do you have…uno mas in you? Maybe make it good this time? What about this kid? Look, I know you're new at this, but do you normally suck this badly, or is this a special occasion? No look at that! What was that!? That sucked with a capital S….and LOT of u's. Seriously dudes, Zyro-K is about ready to call the police and have you all arrested. This is a crime to BeyBlade. That Anahauc kid better figure out when Soccer try-outs are. This is just getting stu- wait…why are you all crying?! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BEYBLADE?! *sigh* Fine…fine fine fine…WHO WANTS ICECREAM!?

The crying children suddenly shot up and cheered as Zyro Kurogane barely masked his remaining frustration. 

-

Tommy Dukes: Uh…what a nice guy, that Zyro Kurogane! Truly, we should definitely have Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal mentor children more often. Very much a good idea! Haha….ha. *sigh* Next up, we have our World Champion Boomtown and Hotlanta teaming up to face off with said mentor Zyro Kurogane and his World Tag Team Champion partner Dragon Shiryu. Time  to take it to the ring!

3. Non-Title Tag: Boomtown/Hotlanta vs. Zyro Kurogane/Dragon Shiryu
-A clash of styles saw the brash and brawling duo of World Champion Boomtown and Hotlanta go head-to-head with the gifted and mouthy Zyro Kurogane and the disciplined Dragon Shiryu, the World Tag Team Champions. The early goings saw Zyro outmaneuver Boomtown with rapid kicks and evasions, tagging in Shiryu for a double-team suplex. Hotlanta, ever the opportunist, took advantage of a blindside knee to Zyro, shifting the pace in their favor. With heavy strikes and quick tags, the heels grounded Kurogane, but a missed top-rope dive from Hotlanta allowed Zyro to rally. The match turned chaotic, with Shiryu locking in the Dragon Sleeper on Boomtown while Zyro went for the Let it Rip!—but Boomtown reversed at the last second, countering into a roll-up with the tights for the sneaky win!
Winners: Boomtown[o]/Hotlanta via Roll Up on Zyro Kurogane -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: A sneaky win from the World Champion over Zyro-K. You know that Shogun Steel won't be happy about that one. 

Nerma: He's grabbing a mic right now. Let's listen in. 

Zyro Kurogane: I'm not happy about that one! 

Tommy Dukes: See? 

Zyro Kurogane: You sneaky little prick. Not happy about it at all. Nice Zubaz by the way "champ", you look like you were affected by Gaylight Savings Time. Really just trying to shake that old boy scout image eh? You were in the Spread Eagle Scouts, right? Did you and the scoutmaster rub two sticks together? You look like you're ready for a Diddy Party. No seriously, you're a punk, and I'm going to shake this off. You stole one tonight, but after Victory Explosion, I'm coming for you. Title or not in fact, I'm coming for you, because I don't like your ass….or your face for that matter. I'm going to let it rip…all over your stupid face, because I'm ZYRO-K BEY-BEEEEEEEY!

Nerma: Gaylight Savings? Are we allowed to say that? 

Tommy Dukes: Orange Man Golden Age. We can say whatever we want. 

Nerma: Oh! Well *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*!

Tommy Dukes: …It's…still gonna get bleeped if it's that bad, my love. 

Nerma: Oh. Oh no, I have a kid sitting behind me. 

Tommy Dukes: Not a good night for the Renegades to be influencing the kids. However, we have some more beeps to endure, as we found some footage of one lonely Renegade, attempting to make a jump before Victory Explosion. Let's check a look!

Smalltown Gas Station

Trevor pulled his Trans-Am into the station to get some gas, as he kissed Tali before going inside. Tali was about to call the house to check on the kids, when someone suddenly sat down next to Tali in the driver's seat. 

Tali Mach: Huh? What is- VAPE? 

Vape: Hello Tali, you smell really really good. 

Tali Mach: Yikes. What are you doing here? 

Vape: I need to make the jump. 

Tali Mach: No. 

Vape: Tali please! Boss M's! Whatever you want me to call you! Please! 

Tali Mach: I'm off the clock. 

Vape: Tali please! 

Tali Mach: Not happening! I need the roster spaces…for card players…and Digi-Destined….apparently. 

Vape: Jammer needs me! He's my best buddy in the whole world! I know when he's lonely! I know when he's broken. He's faltering without me around! 

Tali Mach: He's in the EBW Championship match. He seems fine. 

Vape: IT'S A FRONT! If I'm not around to show him random memes of booba, he'll lose it! 

Tali Mach: I don't think he will. 

Vape: I really need to- Oh….I'm gonna *bleep* my pants. 

Tali Mach: What?! 

Vape: I'm going to *bleep* my pants….but that's alright. 

Tali Mach: No Vape, actually that's not alright. That's pretty *bleep*ing FAR from alright. There is not a world that exists where that would be alright. 

Vape: Well in this world it does exist. This is real. You gotta embrace, because I'm not getting out of this vehicle until I get a contract. 

Tali Mach: Vape….you don't *bleep* in the car. 

Vape: All men are forced to make difficult decisions. This is mine. We're too close, and I have come too far. 

Tali Mach: Vape…you do NOT *bleep* in the car. This is Trevor's Trans-Am, and he WILL kill you…if I don't get to you first. Ya know, most people wouldn't even tell me they had to *bleep*. They would just make up an excuse to leave the car to go *bleep*. I mean it's a whole process for me, but even I have standards and class. This is just a nightmare hell I'm living in next to you right now. 

Vape: This is my big hero moment. 

Tali Mach: This is not heroic This is bad stomach management! 

Vape: It's happening. 

Tali Mach: Don't you do it! 

Vape: Thar she blows! 

Tali Mach: *bleeeeeeeeep*!!!

-

Tommy Dukes: Why did we show that? 

Nerma: It's important to give context as to why Vape was suspended without pay? I suppose? Maybe? We could've just told them.

Tommy Dukes: Props to the boss of the other other guys for sticking to her guns. Makes you wonder how Trevor took it.

Nerma: Probably had to get the car cleaned.

The Mach Farm

Far away from the house stood a solitary figure, a single tear ran down his face, as he looked on at the burning Trans-Am he had just set fire to. 

Trevor Mach: …*sniff*....No way I was ever going to be able to drive that again. 

4. Lady Renegades 6-Woman Tag: Hope Mach/Ripper Jane/Christina Angel vs. Christy Angel/Alison Chains/Faris Kain 
-A star-studded six-woman battle saw the Angel sisters go to war with their friends chipping in, including the Women's World Tag Team Champions. Hope Mach and Christina Angel led their team with explosive energy, trading strikes with Christy Angel and Faris Kain in a fast-paced opening. Alison Chains and Ripper Jane had a chaotic throwdown out of nowhere, reminiscent of a Takayama-Frye exchange with brute strength before Chains seemed to snap out of her usual stupor and drove Jane into the mat with a sidewalk slam. The match erupted into a six-woman brawl, with Hope Mach clearing house with her excellent mat skills. Back in the ring, Christina squared off with Alison Chains, reversing a powerbomb attempt into the Angel Wings, planting Chains for the three-count and a huge victory!
Winners: Hope Mach/Ripper Jane/Christina Angel[o] via Angel Wings on Alison Chains -> Pin 

Nerma: Wow! Christina's team with the win over Christy's "girlz". The sisters will lock up at Victory Explosion, in a one on one contest. Will Christy be able to get out from Christina's shadow, or does she still have more to learn from one of the top stars of the entire division? We'll find out in the Gulf of Eagleland. What a show it's going to be, when EBW heads to the Gulf of Eagleland for Victory Explosion 19! 

Tommy Dukes: But now, it's time for the main event. The Rumble City winner. The #1 Contender to the World Championship. The man, the myth, the legend! It's Sal Paradise, the People's Choice taking on Generator in one-on-one action. These two are veterans of the ring, and they know the craft all too well, so this one is going to be a barn burner. LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

5. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Generator 
-Main event time! The arena was charged with anticipation as the main event kicked off. Sal Paradise and Generator locked eyes in the center of the ring, the air thick with tension and the roar of the crowd echoing throughout the arena. The bell rang, and Generator charged with an aggressive burst, throwing Sal off balance early with a flurry of quick jabs and a snapping forearm that sent Paradise stumbling back. Generator was on a mission, to make sure Sal wasn't going to make it to Victory Explosion. 

Generator tried to set the tone early, cutting a swath through the ring with a series of rapid strikes, each one aimed to shake Sal’s confidence. But Paradise, a veteran known for his resilience, absorbed the punishment with stoic determination instead of his usual swagger, his eyes fixed on his opponent. He countered with a swift hip toss that sent Generator crashing into the turnbuckle, and the crowd roared in approval.

As the match progressed, Generator regained his footing and ramped up his offense. He unleashed a vicious combination of strikes—a double uppercut followed by a spinning backfist—that nearly left Paradise reeling. Generator, sensing his momentum, climbed the top rope and soared into a daring corkscrew moonsault, aiming for a high-impact drop. Sal managed to roll away just in time, and Generator crashed onto the mat, gasping as the impact rattled him.

Paradise seized the opening. He darted forward, delivering a series of crisp, well-placed strikes to Generator’s midsection. A thunderous running clothesline sent Generator tumbling, and Paradise followed up with a shoulder tackle that drove him into the corner. With the intensity mounting, Paradise had locked Generator in a tight bearhug, squeezing the breath out of him as the referee circled the ring, checking on Generator’s condition. But the resilient challenger broke free with a desperate burst of energy, elbowing his way out of the hold.

The match evolved into a back-and-forth display of high-risk maneuvers and technical prowess. Generator, bloodied but unbowed, rallied by hitting a series of devastating strikes, including a crisp spinning heel kick that caught Paradise off guard. Generator followed up with a backflip powerbomb, slamming Paradise into the mat with bone-jarring force. The crowd split its cheers and gasps as Paradise writhed momentarily on the canvas.

Paradise, however, was not down for the count. Summoning his inner strength, he kicked out at two, his eyes flashing with determination. The veteran then launched into his comeback. With a sudden burst of speed, he charged Generator and hit a lariat that sent him skidding across the ring. The momentum shifted decisively as Paradise ascended the turnbuckles, pausing for a brief moment as the arena lights shone on his determined face.

With the crowd chanting his name, Sal executed his signature move, the Perfect Sky. He leapt from the top rope with perfect form, twisting mid-air and landing with a precise, high-impact strike. The impact echoed through the arena as Generator’s body buckled under the force. Yet, in a final act of desperation, Generator rolled away and managed to kick out at two.

The match reached its crescendo when both men exchanged a series of rapid strikes in the center of the ring—a flurry of forearms, knee strikes, and spinning elbows that blurred together. Each blow was met with equal resolve, neither competitor willing to yield an inch. Amid the chaos, Paradise ducked under one of Generator’s wild swings and countered with a brilliant reversal suplex that left his opponent gasping on the mat.

Sensing that victory was near, Paradise prepared for his final statement. With the crowd on its feet, he lifted Generator onto his shoulders in a display of raw strength, and smashed him to the mat, before transitioning seamlessly into the Perfect Sky up top once more. This time, there was no escaping the force of the maneuver. 1-2-3!
Winner: Sal Paradise via Perfect Sky -> Pin 

Sal celebrated after the match, until World Champion Boomtown rolled into the ring. 

Boomtown: Sal, Sal, Sal… here we are, man. Just a couple of days out from Victory Explosion 19, and I gotta say—I’m giving you one last chance. Because despite everything, despite your little comeback tour, despite all the ways you’ve been trying to push back against the future, I still see somebody in you. I still see the man who used to stand with us at the top, the man who once understood what it meant to be a part of something bigger than himself. It’s not too late, man. You don’t have to do this. You don’t have to throw it all away. You could just—lay down. Save yourself the embarrassment. Save yourself the pain. And I promise you, Sal… I’ll welcome you back into the fold. No hard feelings.

Sal Paradise: You really don’t get it, do you, kid? You stand there with that championship, you stand there acting like you know what this is all about, but you don’t have a damn clue. You think you’re the future? You think you’ve figured it all out? Nah, man. You’re just a punk kid who got handed an opportunity and started believing his own hype. You don’t understand prestige. You don’t understand legacy. And you sure as hell don’t understand the weight of what it means to hold that title—what it means to be standing in that main event at Victory Explosion. For too long, the People’s Choice has been voiceless. But now? I’m back, baby. And I’m speaking my mind loud and clear! And at Victory Explosion, I’m not laying down for anybody—I’m standing up, I’m taking my shot, and I’m walking out of that main event with MY World Championship! I'm taking you down to Paradise City....bitch!

Sal took off his sunglasses and tossed them aside, his intensity burning through the air. Boomtown, fuming, lifted his title, holding it high between them as the Renegades erupted. The tension was at its peak. One of these men would leave Victory Explosion 19 as the World Champion.

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In a dimly lit room at the Mach Farm. The living room was completely decorated with balloons, streamers, and an obnoxiously large banner that read "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TALI! (YES, EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID NOT TO)" in bold, glittery letters.

A large group—including Tack Angel, Makoto Kino, Lucca, Robo, Justice Mach, Truth Mach, Hope Mach, Ripper Jane, Wendy Mustang, Cheerleader Jenny, Lainey Strong, Bashin Dan, Jammer, Benjamin, Cade Yaggis, Christy Angel, and even a very confused Jackson Kain—were hiding behind the furniture, waiting for the big moment. Trevor Mach stood by the door, rubbing his hands together with a smirk.

Trevor Mach: Alright, everybody, shut up. She's coming!

Jackson Kain: Why am I here again?

Wendy Mustang: Where's the beer? 

Lainey Strong: No beer, Wendy. She's a recovering alcoholic. 

Wendy Mustang: Then this is going to be torture. 

Jackson Kain: No seriously. Why am I here!? 

Lucca: Sir loves your movies. 

Jackson Kain: Oh! Well alright then!

Trevor wheeled Tali in, who was already mid-rant.

Tali Mach: —And that's why I'm glad you didn’t throw me a party, Trevor. I mean, I love you, but you know I hate big surprises, and—

POP! Confetti exploded in the air.

Everyone: SURPRIIIIISE!

Tali blinked in stunned silence as a cheap party horn toots weakly from Hope’s direction.

Tali Mach: …What the actual hell?

Trevor Mach: I know, right? I nailed it!

Tali Mach: Trevor, I explicitly told you not to throw me a party!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I didn’t tell me not to throw you a party. Big difference.

Hope Mach: *signing* I tried to stop him.

Tali Mach: No, you didn’t.

Hope Mach: *signing* Nope. I didn’t.

Tali groaned, but Trevor was undeterred.

Trevor Mach: Alright, enough chit-chat. TIME FOR PRESENTS!

Tack Angel stepped forward first.

Tack Angel: For you, Tali, one of my favorite Star Gazers, the Star Spangled Prince brought you a one-of-a-kind Tack Angel collectible figure! Limited edition—

Tali Mach: It's just you?

Tack Angel: Limited edition gold variant me.

Tali Mach: Tack, it’s just spray-painted gold.

Tack Angel: IT’S A COLLECTIBLE!

Tali Mach: From Temu.

Suddenly, the lights cut out. Dramatic music played over a hidden speaker system. A giant cake in the corner starts shaking violently.

Trevor Mach: Oh no.

The cake EXPLODED, covering everyone in frosting, as out of it emerged Vape—half-covered in cake, gasping for breath.

Vape: Guuuh! Happy...birthday...Tali! So, uh...you guys hiring? You're hiring right? Please say you're hiring!

Tali stared at Trevor.

Tali Mach: Trevor.

Trevor Mach: "Yeeeesss?"

Tali Mach: Why is there a half-baked bum in my cake?

Trevor Mach: I did not invite him. I'm not exactly sure how he got in the cake either. Lucca baked it. 

Lucca: I'm just as stunned as you are. By all accounts it should not be possible.

Tali buried her face in her hands. Meanwhile, Jackson Kain, who had gotten cake on his sunglasses, shook his head.

Jackson Kain: This is why I don’t go to things.

Bashin Dan: You were literally just at my birthday party.

Jackson Kain: Oh yeah. I actually do this a lot now that I think about it. It's the exact opposite of what I was saying. That's funny, right?

Benjamin: I guess?

Trevor clapped his hands. 

Trevor Mach: I think this is going really well so far! 

Tali Mach: You are such an idiot.

Trevor Mach: And yet, you love me.

Tali Mach: Still debating.

Later that night, Trevor and Tali sat alone in the living room. The guests had left and the kids were put to bed. Tali's grumpy exterior was melting with the inclusion of an actual cake made out of twinkies, and a lots of Dr. Pepper. 

Tali Mach: You know how to get to me eventually. 

Trevor Mach: Oh I suspected the party would be a nightmare, but the karaoke was fun. 

Tali Mach: I was a little shocked to find out Jackson doesn't do his own singing in his movies. 

Trevor Mach: Oh he tried once! In a movie he made in Dalaam. They didn't speak Eaglish, so they had no idea how badly he was doing! I actually have the video. We should watch it!

Tali smiled as Trevor dug for the tape. 

Tali Mach: Why do you insist on this? 

Trevor Mach: Huh? On what babe? 

Tali Mach: Always trying to do everything to make me happy. Always trying to be there for me. 

Trevor Mach: That's my job. 

Tali Mach: It hasn't always been. You did it anyway. 

Trevor Mach: Well I love you. It's really quite that simple. Plus, you deserve it. So even though you want a quiet night at home, you get a party, so you can have a chance to let loose, have fun, and let our Ro-bro clean up the cake mess afterwards. 

Tali Mach: You don't have to worry about me so much you know? I'm alright. 

Trevor Mach: Can't help it. 

Tali Mach: This reminds me of the day you proposed to me. 

Trevor Mach: In Saturn City? 

Tali Mach: No, the first time. 

Trevor Mach: The first time? 

Tali Mach: When we were kids. Before we we made to forget each other.

199X

 

Tali woke up on a cold March 31st morning. She heard a sound coming from the window of her second story bedroom. She stretched and looked around, hearing it again. She quickly jumped out of bed and shot to the window. She looked outside at the morning sky. The sun was just about to crest over the horizon. She could see her breath in front of her. Down below, she looked and saw nothing, until Trevor backed his bicycle out from behind a tree. 

Trevor Mach: Happy Birthday Tali! 

Tali: Trevor? 

Trevor Mach: I wanted to be the first one to tell you! 

Tali: *blushing* Well you succeeded.

Trevor smiled and pointed to the back seat of his bicycle. 

Trevor Mach: Want to take a ride with me? 

Tali: What? Here? Now? Uh...yes...Yes! Hang on! I'll be right down!

Tali checked to make sure her bed head was in check before running downstairs to meet Trevor. 

Trevor Mach: Hey you! You ran out without a jacket. You're gonna be cold! 

Tali: Oh right...uh..

Trevor Mach: Here. Take mine.

Trevor took off his leather jacket and quickly covered Tali with it. 

Trevor Mach: Climb on. 

Tali: I can get my own coat if-

Trevor Mach: No time. We're in a hurry. 

Tali: We are? 

Trevor Mach: Yeah! Hop on! 

Tali: Alright. 

Trevor Mach: Hang on tight!

Trevor left in a hurry, as Tali clung to him to keep stable. 

Trevor Mach: I was out there, calling for you in my head. 

Tali: You mean you weren't throwing rocks at the window?

Trevor Mach: No. I was hoping you might be awake, but I was too nervous to wake you. 

Tali: Huh. 

Trevor Mach: I thought about you, and there you were. What a team, right? 

Tali: I thought I was dreaming. This still feels like a dream.

They barreled down the road, avoiding the minor traffic and heading off the main road, to one that led up a tall hillside. Trevor began to struggle peddaling. 

Tali: Do you need me to get off? 

Trevor Mach: It's alright. I made up my mind I was going to ride you up this hill. 

Tali: That's not fair.

Tali got off and tried pushing the back of the bike. 

Tali: I'm not a burden and I never intend to be one.

Tali dropped Trevor's jacket in the process and quickly worked to scoop it back up, as Trevor continued to struggle.

Tali: I want to be of use! 

Trevor Mach: Alright! Push! We're almost there!

They finally made it to the top of the hill, both out of breath, but Trevor was insistent they continue.

Trevor Mach: Hop back on! We're almost there! 

Tali: Almost where? 

They finally made it to a spot overlooking all of Twoson. Trevor helped Tali off the bike and led her through a field, until they could see everything. The morning dew had created a mist that covered the sleepy town. 

Tali: Wow. With all that mist, it looks like the ocean. 

Trevor Mach: This is my secret place. It's almost time. 

Tali: Time?

They both stood in silence, looking over the town, when it finally happened. The sun crest over the horizon, and created the most beautiful sight. 

Trevor Mach: I wanted you to see this...for your birthday. 

Tali: It's beautiful. How lucky to be able to stare at such beauty.

Trevor was staring directly at Tali. 

Trevor Mach: Yeah. How lucky. Listen Tali, I uh...I can't say how soon it'll be, but-would you marry me? 

Tali: *gasp* 

Trevor Mach: I'm going to become a hero somehow. Someone you can be proud of. I always knew I wanted to make a difference, but something else I can't get out of my head is you. So that's why I want to-

Tali: *nods smiling* 

Trevor Mach: Wait what? You mean it?!

Tali: That's exactly what I wanted too.  

Trevor Mach: Tali...*sniff*..

Tali: Why are you cryi-

Trevor Mach: I LOVE YOU!

The Mach Farm

Trevor sat wide eyed on the floor, a tear streaming down his face. 

Trevor Mach: I...remember. How could I forget? 

Tali Mach: We were made to. 

Trevor Mach: But I should've remembered. 

Tali Mach: I know you have a photographic memory, but that doesn't mean you have to remember everything, though you try to so hard. 

Trevor Mach: This I should have remembered. I'll never forget again. Don't ever let me take this for granted. Don't ever let me forget how lucky I am. 

Tali Mach: I can't push your bike up the road anymore. 

Trevor Mach: No, now I get to push you instead. 

Tali Mach: Heh. This is what I wanted for my birthday. 

Trevor Mach: *sniff* And the twinkie cake? 

Tali Mach: No. Just this.

Happy Birthday Tali!