Ted Pettentool: Wow, how about that Geist Bowl, eh? Gee, you think they'll let me on the team? As the waterboy of course! So since we have wrestling pretty much every day of the week at this point, let's dive into a recap of TUE, as they held their second show under this new traveling system that Ness personally requested. No television, and the roster has to travel, and set up and tear down everything themselves. It's old school. It's how EBW got started after all. A match was signed for a killer main event of Arsene St. Marvelous and Lux Amore challenging the Legal Limit for the TUE Tag Team Championships, but the show opened with news that Lux Amore had been jumped by Team 200X. Arsene seemed confident though, saying that he had a great substitute that Lux Amore personally approved. 

Stephy Wyland: Before all of that though, we saw Goemon and Ebisumaru back in action, as they took on the veteran Sharks a tag match. Ebisumaru won that one after botching a move, tripping over himself seemingly, and somehow turning that into a roll up on Shark #1 that he was not expecting. Don't underestimate that Ebisumaru. In the next two matches, a dynamic duo of submission finishes! Abra Mago use a Sleight of Hand Cross Face to hand Sharkette another loss, while the chill and cool Capybara-San slowly and lazily tapped out to Tony Wonder's Wonderwalls submission, giving him his second win in a row! Things are going really well for him. I sure hope that doesn't bode poorly for someone else! 

Ted Pettentool: Rains and Daimon Kuro had a rematch, this time with No Rules, and the Tidal Chief was looking to finally make a statement against the Underboss of the Underworld. The Big Driz let him have it, and even though the Sharks tried to get involved, they were blocked off by Flying Man and a returning Point Man, who might need himself a new partner now that Geoff Garrett has jumped to 3'dPW! The main event would bring a huge smile to the TUE'ers in Burglin Park, as Ness himself stepped in to be the partner for Arsene St. Marvelous. The Legal Limit were not prepared to deal with the EBW OG this time around, especially since Ness has been reenergized and fired up in 2026. A PK Rockin' to Barry Dockett and...



Ted Pettentool: NEW TUE Tag Team Champions!

TUE: Twoson Time! 
Burglin Park, Twoson

1. Tag: Goemon/Ebisumaru vs. Shark #1/Shark #2 
Winners: Goemon/Ebisumaru[o] via Messy Roll Up on Shark #1 -> Pin

2. Women's Singles: Abra Mago vs. Sharkette 
Winner: Abra Mago via Sleight of Hand Cross Face -> Submission 

3. Singles: Tony Wonder vs. Capybara-San 
Winner: Tony Wonder via Wonderwalls -> Submission

4. No Rules Singles: Rains vs. Daimon Kuro
Winner: Rains via Big Driz x Big Driz x Big Driz x Uuuuuaaaah! x Spear -> Pin 

5. TUE Tag Team Championships: Preston Payne(c)/Barry Dockett(c) vs. Arsene St. Marvelous/Lux AmoreNess 
Winners: Arsene St. Marvelous/Ness[o] via PK Rockin' to Barry Dockett -> Pin -> NEW TUE Tag Team Champions! 

Ted Pettentool: Of course the Legal Limit are already challenging the result, claimimg they signed a contract for a match with a different opponent. They'll manage to get themselves a rematch for sure, so look forward to that! Marco De Leon will have a rematch with Rains coming too, and rumor is that Ness wants to petition to rename the TUE Championship to the TUE SAA Championship. A call back to the original name for the EBW Championship, the Slightly Above Average Championship. How humble? So moving onto 3'dPW news! They have suddenly found themselves surrounded, and money offers keep coming in for that spot that they managed to snag while it was still cheap.

3'dPW Wrestle Zone

Rince Vusso was being followed by Virgil Lawman, who was pulling a contract out of his briefcase. 

Rince Vusso: Look bro, we're not selling bro. It's just not happening. Stop making me offers. 

Virgil Lawman: I'm NOT making you the offer. I'm trying to give you the offer from my client. They're the ones making the offer. Cold Blood Union have added a zero to the-

Rince Vusso: Not interested, bro! I have my own lawyer here, Jim Ponderosa, who is going to tell you OUR counter offer! Tell 'em, bro! 

Jim Ponderosa: Hi, nice to meet you. *extends hand* 

Virgil Lawman: Hi. I can't shake your hand. 

Jim Ponderosa: You're put off by my hands. They are very small. 

Virgil Lawman: What? No. My hands are full. You know, with the very generous offer my client is making for this land and property. 

Jim Ponderosa: You think you can intimidate me and my client with those strong masculine hands? Just because my hands are small and inferior? You think that? Do you? Do you think that? 

Virgil Lawman: No. If no is your answer, then I'll return to my clients with your answer. 

Rince Vusso: That dude had no class, bro. Trying to intimidate you with his big hands. 

Jim Ponderosa: Right. Yes. My hands are so small and ineffectual. Sir, since you took over from Curry Man, it appears the promotion has gotten a target on its back. I believe they would have left it alone had Curry Man remained in place. 

Rince Vusso: Forget that, bro. Everyone is trying to tell Rince Vusso what to do, but they forget that I am the man with the plan. I brought in Dante, Lobster Man, and the Chosen One, and I'm just getting started. We're gonna need to bring some tits and ass to 3'dPW. You get ahold of dem broads with Velvet Riot. Tell 'em I got the cash. 

Jim Ponderosa: You want to send me there...with THESE hands? 

Rince Vusso: Yeah, bro. You got this. That's why we hired you, as the investors in 3'dPW.

Jim Ponderosa: We, sir?

Rince Vusso: You know it, bro. It's me, and the man who is-

Mr. Herb: Green and retired. Did I mention that before? I feel like I need to repeat it.



Mr. Herb: I am green, and I am retired. I am green, and I am retired.

-

Outside of Saturn City

Alison Chains was stumbling around the city streets, feeling depleted. Christy Angel ran up to her, confused and panicked.

Christy Angel: I am confused and panicked! What's going on, Aly?

Alison Chains: Black Diamond. They took it. They found my sta-items of importance, and they took them. I can see things. I can feel things. I'm pretty sure I've been having sex with a guy named Puffinstuff? I don't like this. I don't like feeling this way. I need my sta-items of impor-

Christy Angel: You take shrooms and psychedelics.

Alison Chains: What? How could you possibly know that?

Christy Angel: ...George just lucky, I guess? It's alright. You somehow convinced people it was medical requirement.

Alison Chains: How did I do that?

Christy Angel: Something something PTSD. Something something Wonderland. Something something Retro Jones Gamer Supplement? I dunno. I wasn't in the room. I just pick up bits and pieces from what you tell me.

Alison Chains: I wish I remembered how I did that.

Christy Angel: So we just need to find your supplier and get more, right?

Alison Chains: My what? I don't know who that is, Christy.

Christy Angel: Oh dang. Oh heck and a half. You realize I'm not Christina?

Alison Chains: That's a whole other person.

Christy Angel: This is bad. You're crashing down hard.

Alison Chains: That's what I'm saying!

Christy Angel: We need to find someone who can help us here.

Alison Chains: Who could help us?

Christy Angel: Wait, look over there. Is that?

Christy and Alison saw a familiar face down the street, looking sad and disheveled.



Christy Angel: Tad! Tad Blinko!

Tad Blinko: Huh? Oh no.

Alison Chains: Tad! Haven't seen this guy in a while.

Christy Angel: Actually, you have. So they let you become a priest again? That's great! So great!

Two other gentlemen walked by and placed money in a cup that Blinko was holding.

Tad Blinko: Thank you. Bless you both!

Christy Angel: Ooooh noooo. You're homeless?

Tad Blinko: Uh yeah. I was banned from rejoining the priesthood, and my Dad cut me off forever, so since you convinced me to throw away my ambitions, my life has immediately nosedived.

Christy Angel: Which one us did that?

Alison Chains: What did I do?

Tad Blinko: Both of you. Both of you did this.

Christy Angel: Hey wait a minute. You live on the street now. You're a street rat. A vagabond. A-

Tad Blinko: What about it?

Christy Angel: You knew who where we can get some drugs then, right?

Tad Blinko: I can not help you with that.

Christy Angel: You know drug dealers though, right?

Tad Blinko: I mean...I have met some. One of them tried to stab me last night.

Christy Angel: Perfect! Just give us a location, and we'll be out of your hair.

Tad Blinko: I can't do that!

Christy Angel: Listen. Come here. Tad, Alison needs her mind altering substances. If you help her, that would make you her HERO. You get what I'm saying?

Tad Blinko: Huh?

Christy Angel: Yeah. AND! AND! If you help us, I can convince her to let you stay at her house!

Tad Blinko: Doesn't she live with you?

Christy Angel: ...Ted's house. You'd be staying at Ted's house. He has a nice couch!

Tad Blinko: I'd love to get a chance to rest and figure out how to get my life back on track. Alright, here's the address.

Christy Angel: Outstanding! You're a lifesaver! Once we're finished, we'll come back and get you. Come on, Alison!

Alison Chains: Where are going?

Tad Blinko: Maybe....just maybe this is what I needed to turn my life back around. Soon, I'll be back in a home where it's warm and comfortab-

Suddenly, the two gentlemen from earlier returned and put Tad in handcuffs.

Tad Blinko: What?!

Undercover Cop: We caught the whole thing! We knew you were part of this narcotics chain! It was only a matter of time!

Tad Blinko: What?! NO! They tried to kill me!

Undercover Cop: The two girls? Yeah right.

Tad Blinko: No! The dealers!

Undercover Cop: Get up! You’re a disgrace!

Tad Blinko: This can’t be happening!

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The show opened with a montage of Colby Roads greatest acheivements in EBW. After that thirty second video, a very angry Boss M's and Lucca were inside of the production truck, yelling at the team. 

Boss M's: Who told you to put that on my show?! Who told you?! Whoever pushed the button is fired! Honestly, that thirty seconds was the biggest waste of my time, and I want it back! Who pushed the button! You OWE ME those thirty seconds! Get them back for me! No one cares about Colby Roads. That dumbass had ONE job and he couldn't do it! I'm tired of pretending he's a draw or he can carry ANYTHING! His Dad could, and he was fat egotistical bastard! His son is NOTHING! NOTHING! 

Lucca: YEAH!




Larry Grim: Welcome to Xcite! We're in the Fourside Arena for Xcite, and it's a special Xcite, because it's going to be the last for one team. Either Colby Roads and CP Munk are gone, or the Digi-Destined are destined to be fired. As you can see by the beginning of the show, apparently SOMEONE paid to have a video package full of Colby Roads achievements, but it was so short, I wonder if THE PERSON who paid for that to appear realized it would be so humiliating. 

Apple Kid: We've been told specifically through the headsets to tear Colby and Munk a new one, since they cost us everything at the Geist Bowl, and I'm personally fine with that. Colby Roads had fans through his father, and because he acted like he was a big deal in places like the EWA, and that he was an outsider bringing change. He's a carny that worked a niche audience. Give him any sort of responsibility, and he'll tank ratings and attendance, and claim a false humility like a sociopath. Don't even get me started on CP Munk! Look up hypocrite in the dictionary, and you'll see his face, and I STILL don't know if that's man in a suit or not! 

Larry Grim: Well, we're not getting a long and drawn out year of wasted time and poor decisions. It's potentially, Colby Roads' last chapter in EBW, and he doesn't get the luxury of closing the show. We're getting started right now! Let's go!

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

1. Loser Leaves EBW Tag: Colby Roads/CP Munk vs. Matt/Tai 
-The opening match was tense from the opening bell, because everyone in the arena understood the stakes: one team’s EBW run was ending tonight. Colby Roads acted smugly, while also trying to garner sympathy from the crowd, telling them how his story needed to go on. He was hitting hard and making quick tags with CP Munk, while Matt and Tai wrestled with urgency and desperation, the two young rookies had been able to shock the world before, but the opposition had a lot more to lose now. 

CP Munk brought his team to life with frantic offense. Flying crossbodies, snap hurricanranas, and a surprise bulldog, but every mistake was punished. Tai repeatedly cut him off with stiff kicks and grounded holds, wearing him down and forcing Colby to tag in under pressure.

Colby attempted to take control with a float-over DDT, a delayed vertical suplex, and a cutter off the second rope attempt that nearly ended it. But Matt yanked Colby off balance and dragged him into the corner, isolating him from CP Munk completely.

The finish came after Colby escaped a double-team attempt and lunged for the tag, only for Matt to yank CP Munk off the apron. Tai seized the opening, snatching Colby from behind and locking in a Rear Naked Choke dead center in the ring. Colby fought, clawed, and staggered toward the ropes, but with nowhere to go and CP Munk screaming from the outside, he finally simply smiled, and made a weak tap out motion.
Winner: Matt/Tai[o] via Rear Naked Choke to Colby Roads -> Submission 

Larry Grim: The crowd is booing and throwing trash, but not at Tai, but Colby Roads, for thinking he just did something meaningful. It was stupid, and hell of a dumb way to end your time in EBW. Security isn't giving him time to soak in the crowd reaction, as the crowd really doesn't care. They're tossed the trash, and they want him taken out with it. 

Apple Kid: Whoa! Security is throwing them out violently! Hold on, Queen Beryl is coming up to Colby Roads as he's being dragged away. 

Queen Beryl: Your usefulness to me has run out, you pathetic sycophant. The Dark Story is over, and WE are over. Consider this a divorce! 

Larry Grim: Oh! That's gotta hurt! No, we're not giving him time to respond! We're done with Colby and CP Munk! As for Colby Roads? Don't worry folks, he'll get the help he needs.



Larry Grim: Congratulations to Matt and Tai, who probably just earned a title shot against Rise and Grind! Speaking the CXJ Division though, we have CXJ action next, as Keisuke Nago takes on Jonas Silvermoon!



Jonas Silvermoon: Well, if it isn't the Fangire Hunter, Keisuke Nago. 

Keisuke Nago: ...I don't have anything to say to you. We have a match. How about we just get to it? 

Jonas Silvermoon: You attack the creatures of the night, the twisted rudos on the ring, that do their best work in the dark. I believe Kiva is one of them now. I believe he's embraced his heritage, the stories from Edo and Anahauc say that he's no longer the silly high flier. He's not longer fighting his dark side, and he's not longer trying to go by different names and different aliases. He's simply Kiva, and he's looking to strike fear into EBW, even if that means go after his own son, who is standing with a man who is his enemy. 

Keisuke Nago: I have history with Kiva. It's history from elsewhere, and that's not what these people came to see. This is the system they've chosen, and they trust the system. If Kiva stands opposed to me, I'll fight him, just like I'm going to fight you tonight. I fight for justice. That's my system. Trust the system. 

Jonas Silvermoon: Please...after you. 

Keisuke Nago: I insist....after you. 

2. CXJ Division Singles: Keisuke Nago vs. Jonas Silvermoon 
-This was a stylistic chess match from the opening lock-up. Jonas Silvermoon relied on speed and creativity, constantly shifting angles with arm drags, leg sweeps, and sudden roll-ups, while Keisuke Nago stayed composed—absorbing pressure and shutting down momentum piece by piece.

Silvermoon had early success, catching Nago with a low dropkick and a springboard crossbody that earned a close two-count. Jonas transitioned into fast submissions, attempting to outpace Nago before the system could lock in.

But Nago began dismantling Jonas methodically. A sharp leg kick changed the pace, followed by a snap dragon screw that sent Silvermoon crashing to the mat. From there, Nago targeted the leg relentlessly—inside trips, knee stomps, and a brutal single-leg Crab that drained Jonas’ energy. Keisuke then hit Trust the System, a Sit out Powerbomb that transitioned into a Crap, but Jonas managed to get to the ropes. 

Silvermoon fought back, landing a desperation enzuigiri and attempting a rolling cutter, but Nago caught him mid-spin and dragged him down into Fangire Killer (Calf Killer). Nago sat deep, wrenched back with frightening leverage, and stared calmly toward the referee as Jonas screamed in agony.

After several desperate attempts to crawl free, Silvermoon had no choice but to tap.
Winner: Keisuke Nago via Fangire Killer(Calf Killer) -> Submission

Larry Grim: Wow! The Fangire Killer on Jonas Silvermoon, and he HAD to tap, if he ever wanted to wrestle again. That would hurt if I actually had calves. I wish I had calves. I'd have such nice calves. 

Apple Kid: And sure enough, here come Kiva!



Keisuke Nago: Kiva. It really is you. Why are you doing this? Why do you insist? 

Kiva: Isn't it obvious? Silvermoon was right. I realized that I have to accept my family lineage. I am a Rudo. I am meant to be THE Rudo of Anahauc. My son refuses to follow that path. 

Keisuke Nago: The same way your father taught your mother to follow a different path.

Kiva: Don't you dare mention them. Nago, I'm giving you this one warning because of our previous friendship. Stay out of this. 

Keisuke Nago: And I, Fangire, am only going to ask this one. Please, return that life to God! 

Kiva: ...

Kiva got into Nago's face and sized him up, before leaving calmly. 

Apple Kid: Wow! Nago and Kiva definitely have a history. I'd love to know all about it! Preferbaly in chronilogical order! 

Larry Grim: It comes down to this, Kiva is embracing the darkness, and it appears that Keisuke Nago and his son, Maseo Kurenai are in the cross hairs! Speaking of cross hairs though, we have a war lord who has our EBW Champion in his cross hairs. He have Luca Blight, finally getting that title shot after first dispensing of Bashin Dan. 

Apple Kid: It was a power move. He was saying, I can take my time, cause it's going to be mine, and that's business, but hurting Dan was pleasure. 

Larry Grim: Luca Blight and his gang have gotten themselves shadow funding and management, and someone must've finally convinced Blight to shoot his shot, because at New Year Rising, we're going to see Jammer versus Luca Blight, but right now, Rey Dorado, another big CXJ name in Anahauc, much like Kiva, is taking on the mad man. Can he stifle his momentum?

3. Singles: Luca Blight vs. Rey Dorado 
-This was never going to be pretty. Rey Dorado tried to keep things fast and technical, darting around Luca Blight and peppering him with kicks, chops, and sudden roll-throughs. For a brief moment, Dorado’s speed frustrated the monster.

That ended when Luca caught him mid-air.

Blight hurled Dorado across the ring with a massive overhead throw, then stalked him with malicious intent. Every strike from Luca echoed through the arena—corner clotheslines, short-arm lariats, and a spine-rattling sidewalk slam that folded Dorado in half.

Dorado refused to quit, rallying with a springboard kick and a sudden crucifix bomb for a shocking near-fall. The crowd erupted, sensing the upset—but Luca’s smile afterward told the story.

Luca grabbed Dorado by the throat, hoisted him up, and drove him into the mat with Boar’s Execution, planting him violently. Luca with the pinfall victory.
Winner: Luca Blight via Boar's Execution -> Pin 

Luca Blight: AHAHAHA! You see that?! Another piggy executed! His blood is on my hands! I live for this! You all will wish I'd have continued to take my time and have fun. It's much less unpredictable when you're at the top. All eyes are you. Of course they always should've been. I'm going to hurt your hero, just like I hurt the "Dangerous Player". THAT was fun! This will be sweet! I was drench the belt in the blood of Dan Club, and anyone who dares try to take it from me! You will remember the name, Luca Blight! AHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Trevor Mach: Well done, psycho! Seriously, Luca Blight has a few screws loose, but that's not why I'm here right now. No, it has nothing to do with the guy who put my s-s-s-son-in-law on the shelf. *sigh* The trouble with future kids, am I right? Tack gets it. This ain't Fire Emblem though, this is EBW, and I'm challening RRR on behalf of Fenrir. At New Year Rising, we're going to risk it all. Listen, we could make this about titles, but we really just want to show you what happens when you step into the pit with wolves. We could keep destroying your property. We could make this a real mess, OR we could get to what we formed Fenrir for. Truth and justice in this case. You don't belong here, as fake citzens of a country that has no place for that "Izzat" bullshit! *dollar in the swear jar* We're willing to make this the last match for Fenrir either way, at least with the Wild Wolf running the show. We just need you to show up, find a woman who is willing to put up with Hashim Al-Singh, and maybe take a shower before you ask her. Hell, invite TRACY to the fight! She'll do anything for attention. When we beat you, you'll know who spanked you all the way back to Dalaam. I need this out of my system. The Wild Wolf needs one last hunt....that catharsis...before I can...*sigh* move on.

-

Larry Grim: Wait. Move on? What does he mean by that? He's still a free agent, but does that mean he wants to leave us behind? Is he retiring? Is he moving somewhere else? Going Renegade again? I have so many questions! What did that mean for Trevor Mach? Will RRR respond? They don't show up as much as the Mega Dudes did when they were Super Tag Team Champions. I'm not saying that's lame, but that's lame. 

Apple Kid: Super Champions can show up whenever and wherever they want. The EBW governing body sees them the top of the top and treats them accordingly. 

Larry Grim: Very true, Apple friend. We crowned a new EBW Women's Super Champion, the first in fact, and that's Hope Mach, and she's watching closely to see how this EBW Women's Tournment plays out. Erica got a second shot in the tournament in an uncharacteristic move by Boss M's, but now she has to tale on the Neon Valkyrie, who is a heavy favorite to win. Queen Beryl...who is single now I guess, will be watching closely.

4. EBW Women's Championship Contender Tournament: Astrid Rúnsdóttir vs. Erica
-This was a physical, hard-hitting contest that felt more like a fight than a tournament match. Astrid dominated early with raw power, throwing Erica with exploder suplexes and clubbing forearms that staggered her opponent. She lit up the crowd and danced with them, as neon lights swirled around the ring. She was ready to take Erica to Neon Valhalla. 

Erica shifted strategy, targeting Astrid’s legs with chop blocks and low kicks, slowly chopping down the powerhouse. The match turned when Erica countered a powerbomb into a sudden DDT, stunning Astrid long enough to seize control.

Astrid rallied with a brutal headbutt and a spinning slam that nearly ended it, but Erica rolled through and landed a desperation superkick. Sensing the opening, Erica hauled Astrid up and nailed the Air Raid Crash, spiking her hard in the center of the ring. 1-2-3! Erica won it cleanly! 
Winner: Erica via Air Raid Crash -> Pin 

-

Erica: Did you see that, Beryl? Did you see? I'm standing here. I did it on my own. I've always been able to do this on my own. My whole career, you've all assumed I NEEDED you. I never NEEDED you. I never NEEDED anything. I wanted victory. I wanted championship glory. I've been the replacemeant for M's Style. I've been a henchman. I've been a Queen. I've been a BSDM bitch for a gory accountant. I've been up and down the card. I've been everywhere, but I allowed people like you, Beryl, to think that it was because of you. No, it's because of me, and I'm going to show you that. All by myself. Standing here alone, I'm declaring that the EBW Women's Championship is mine, and I really really hope I get to go through you to get there! *mic drop*

Outside of Fourside Arena

An angry Tack Angel was ready to storm Fourside Arena, as he went on the warpath for Mamoru Chiba. The revolving glass door spun slowly as fans filtered into the Fourside Arena. Suddenly, the door jerked violently.

Tack muscled his way inside. His jaw was clenched, his eyes locked forward, tracking his target.

Tack stopped dead.

On the opposite side of the revolving door, casually stepping out—

Mamoru Chiba.

They locked eyes.

The door stopped spinning.

Tack Angel: Oh, you’ve got a lotta nerve showing your face here.

Mamoru Chiba: Funny. I was just thinking the same thing. You look...upright. I’m disappointed.

Mamoru pushed the door.

Tack was shoved backward as the glass began rotating again.

Tack Angel: Oh no you don’t!

Tack shoved back.

The door spun the other direction, slamming Mamoru into the glass.

Mamoru Chiba: Easy, hero. You might hurt yourself again.

Tack Angel: You lied to my face. You jumped me from behind. And then you ran.

Mamoru planted his foot, stopping the door.

Mamoru Chiba: Correction. I outsmarted you.

He pushed again.

The door spun faster now.

They walked, then jogged, then half-ran, struggling to stay upright as the door continued rotating.

Tack Angel: You think last week was funny?!

Mamoru Chiba: Oh, immensely.

Tack slammed his palm against the glass.

Tack Angel: New Year Rising. You. Me. No excuses.

Mamoru laughed, then winced as the door spun again.

Mamoru Chiba: Careful what you ask for—



Larry Grim: Well, this show has been a WILD RIDE, and I can confirm from Tracy, who was just here, that she's on the phone with Great Tiger. 

Apple Kid: She WAS just here. Where did she go? 

Larry Grim: She's elusive. That's how she survives. That just leaves us the main event, Xciters! We have the EBW Champion and the EBW Eagleland Champion joining forces against Troy and Snakebite. Here we go!
 
5. Tag: Jammer/Benjamin vs. Snakebite/Troy 
-The main event was fast, chaotic, and explosive. Jammer and Benjamin wrestled like a well-oiled machine, constantly switching momentum and isolating Snakebite early. Benjamin’s technical offense softened him up, while Jammer delivered crushing power moves to keep him grounded.

Troy changed the tone with a hot tag, blasting Benjamin with forearms and a running knee strike that nearly stole the match. The crowd was fully invested as the match broke down into a wild four-way exchange.

The finish came when Jammer intercepted Troy with a spinebuster, while Benjamin caught Snakebite mid-strike and launched him with a spear. He then speared Troy as the EBW Champion went to the top rope, hitting a picture perfect Slam Jam for the decisive pin.
Winners: Jammer[o]/Benjamin via Slam Jam to Snakebite -> Pin

Larry Grim: And Jammer with the win! Incredible action! Here comes Luca Blight. He's standing on the stage, and he's holding something up. What is that? 

Apple Kid: It's a bloody card! It's a bloody battle spirits card! He's crushing it! No! Not that! 

Larry Grim: He rolled through Bashin Dan, considered the Ace of his generation by so many. One of the most popular wrestlers in the history of EBW, and Luca Blight steam rolled him. We'll find out at New Year Rising! We'll see you there! Goodnight! 

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Tommy Dukes: It's SO COLD HERE! 

Nerma: I can't feel my face! 

Tommy Dukes: Why are we doing this out here?! 

Nerma: I don't know! 

Tommy Dukes: This is insane! Couldn't we have called this from home?! 

Nerma: Little Mac told us we had to come along! 

Tommy Dukes: Oh! I think we're filming! 

Nerma: Oh snap! Well luckily this is being taped! They won't air this part! They'll just cut around it! 

Tommy Dukes: Oh great! 

Nerma: I don't normally like taped shows, cause the results can leak online! Luckily, we're in Icelandica, so I doubt one of the hundred people here will leak the results! 

Tommy Dukes: They're already online! 

Nerma: What?! 

Tommy Dukes: I guess they did leak. 

Nerma: Tommy, that doesn't make any sense! We haven't done the show yet! 

Tommy Dukes: Yeah?

Nerma: How can the results of a taped show already be leaked online if we haven't taped it yet!?

Tommy Dukes: ...Someone doesn't know how time zones work! 

Nerma: DO YOU?! I'm freezing my nips off! Can we just get this done? Welcome to a VERY special and VERY frozen episode of EBW: Havok! We're here at the Icelandica Research Base in Icelandica, the frozen north! The one place a wrestling World Championship bout has never taken place on the planet. Zyro Kurogane specifically wanted his highly anticipated bout with his Samurai Ifrit ally Dragon Shiryu. A lot of Renegades joined us on the flight over, even when they didn't have to, just to see this bout first hand! We know Sal Paradise is here, and we know that the EBW Super Champion is here as well. Takumi wasn't going to NOT show up for his Samurai Ifrit stablemates. 

Tommy Dukes: We have that match, but first we'll see Women's World Champion Val Dorado get to team with EBW Women's Super Champion Hope Mach, as they take on the Black Diamond Syndicate! Then we'll see Fenrir take on RRR in a 6-Man tag ahead of their war ending match at New Year Rising! Three matches cause any more and we all might FREEZE TO DEATH! LET'S TAKE IT...INSIDE WHERE IT'S WARMER!

On the other side of the Icelandica Research Base

 
In middle of the snowy tundra stood a bewildered, Star Spangled Prince, as Tack Angel looked over the vast mountains of snow and ice.

Tack Angel: What is this? I thought Santa and Jack Frost lived up here! I REALLY need to talk to them about recurring nightmares and groin pain that I have! I don't understand! *sigh* Why did I even come up here! I'm not a Renegade!



Usagi Tsukino: Oh come on, Tack! You KNOW you love the ice and snow!

Tack Angel: BUN HEAD?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU'RE UNDERDRESSED! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! 

Usagi Tsukino: That explains why I can't feel....ANYTHING! HELP!!!




EBW: Havok "Icelandica Special" 
Icelandica Research Base, Icelandica
ENT

1. Lady Renegades Tag: Val Dorado/Hope Mach vs. Darkness Aoi/Diamond Rosa 
-The opening bell rang and the Lady Renegades division immediately proved why Havok’s women’s scene is one of the most dangerous in EBW, and now they even have a Lady Renegade as EBW Women's Super Champion. The two champs took on the Black Diamond Syndicate in the opener, with newcomer Diamond Rosa getting thrown into the deep end and thriving with Darkness Aoi. 

Val Dorado and Darkness Aoi began the match with a tense, methodical exchange, grappling for position, testing balance, and probing for weaknesses. Dorado relied on speed and fluid motion, slipping out of holds and using quick kicks to force Aoi to reset. Darkness Aoi, however, never looked rattled. She absorbed punishment with a calm, almost unnerving patience.

A hot tag to Hope Mach ignited the pace. Hope exploded into the ring with crisp mat work, sending Diamond Rosa scrambling. For several moments, the Champion Lady Renegades controlled the match, cutting the ring in half and forcing Rosa to eat double-team maneuvers.

The turning point came when Hope Mach attempted a shoot only for Diamond Rosa to step aside at the last second. Hope crashed hard, and the tone shifted instantly.

Darkness Aoi tagged in and took over.

Aoi dismantled Hope with deliberate offense of short kicks, brutal forearms, and suffocating pressure. Rosa assisted with blind tags and sharp interruptions, ensuring Hope never gained footing. When Val Dorado finally re-entered, she fought desperately, unloading strikes and nearly scoring a pinfall after a rolling cutter.

But hesitation cost her.

Darkness Aoi caught Dorado mid-charge, hoisted her effortlessly, and drove her down with a sickening slam. She followed it up with the Darkness Bomber, and the impact echoed through the research base. Diamond Rosa intercepted Hope Mach as she tried to break the pin, as the Black Diamond Syndicate scored the victory with the 1-2-3 pinfall. 
Winners: Darkness Aoi[o]/Diamond Rosa via Darkness Bomber to Val Dorado -> Pin

Nerma: Whoa! Just when you think the Black Diamonds are on the ropes, they score a victory like that over the All-Star team. Val Dorado's title reign immediately facing a challenge in the form of Darkness Aoi. Aoi is NOT happy that Val Dorado has that title, as she wants to hold ALL the gold and paint it black. 

Tommy Dukes: Great way to open the show. Awesome action! Most of our Renegades are still back in Eagleland, and I'm sure they're watching the main event very closely, but next week, we'll have another big main event, Christy Angel and Alison Chains are going to challenge Darkness Aoi and Wendy Mustang for the Women's World Tag Team Championships! We have Christy and Alison standing by!

Renegade Arena - Backstage

Alison Chains looked confused as Christy Angel followed her. 

Christy Angel: Alison? What's wrong?

Alison Chains: I think I'm losing it again. No one is here. No crowd. No wrestlers. No ring! It's not set up! Are we late?!

Christy Angel: We're early. We're not going to be here until next week! 

Alison Chains: ...Then why did we come here? 

Christy Angel: Look. See the camera? We're doing an interview. 

Alison Chains: I already have a job. I pet the tool of Pettentool. 

Christy Angel: Excuse me?! You mean you're a wrestler! THAT is your job. 

Alison Chains: I do that for fun! 

Christy Angel: *sigh* Well, I could be uh...be hanging out with Cade too, but we have a job to do! THIS is our job. Renegades, next week, the Gamer Girlz are going to show you that something DOES cut diamond...and that's uh...that power of GAMERS! I'm so bad at these. I don't know why you asked us to do this. We'll be there for the match. 

Alison Chains: Aoi? Aoi! I REMEMBER! I remember that Aoi and I used to almost kill each other in Edo! 

Christy Angel: You do?! Since when did that happen? 

Alison Chains: I used to be Alison Wonderland in Edo. That's when I found this magic cake that....sent me on my psychedelic journey! 

Christy Angel: I'm learning more about you all the time...sometimes more than I like. Well don't worry, Renegades. Next week, the Gamer Girlz are going to give it our all, our absolute best. I have a LOT to live up to, and for the first time ever, I feel ready to try and-

Tad Blinko: THERE YOU ARE! 

Christy Angel: Tad? OH NO!



Christy Angel: What happened?! 

Tad Blinko: What happened?! You sent me to a BEATING! I tried to help you with something underhanded, and I got what I deserved! You tricked me! You underpaid them, and they broke my legs! They shattered them! SO MANY TIMES! 

Christy Angel: WHAT?! I DIDN'T! 

Alison Chains: *cough cough* I don't know anything about that! 

Tad Blinko: The pain was excruciating! 

Christy Angel: Tad, I'm so sorry this is happening to you! 

Tad Blinko: I had to rent this wheelchair! It's not even mine! I had to hurry out of the business because I used that trick, wrapping the fake cash with one real dollar. It's all I had left! I had to do something! I had to get away! 

Christy Angel: What can I do to help? 

Alison Chains: Why don't you see if the medic is around. Maybe he can take a look at Tad. I'll keep him company. 

Christy Angel: Alrighty. I'll be right back. Sit tight, Tad. Wait...I guess you really don't have a choice! Haha....ha. *sniffs pits* I'll be right back.

As Christy left, Alison leaned down beside Tad and produced a bag of white powder. 

Alison Chains: I've got something that's going to make you feel a LOT better. 

Tad Blinko: What?! No! I don't do drugs! I'm a man of the cloth...or I was...until you tricked me! 

Alison Chains: I didn't do anything. Don't know what you're talking about. Here, try this. 

Tad Blinko: No....no....NO! No, I can't- I can't- I ca- *sniff* Oh....ooooh. *sniiiiiffff* Oh wow. 

Alison Chains: Right? Feeling better? 

Tad Blinko: Oh wow. That's why you do that. 

Alison Chains: Oh, I don't do this stuff. It's way too addictive and damaging. Nope only acid, lsd, shrooms, Mr. Saturn coffee, and Magic Cake for me. 

Tad Blinko: Then why do you have that?! 

Alison Chains: I have no idea! 

Tad Blinko: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I'm freaking out! What's going to happen?! 

Alison Chains: No idea! 

Tad Blinko: Will you get me some water?! 

Alison Chains: I guess? Yeah...why not. I'll be right back. 

Tad Blinko: Oh no. I mean...I feel amazing right now...but this can't be good for me. Still, maybe when they get back they'll help me out. Give me a roof over my head, and help me get back on my fe-

?: HEY YOU! 

Tad Blinko: Huh?!

Tad wheeled around to see a large Repo Man rushing up behind him.

Repo Man: Found you, you little bastard! 

Tad Blinko: WHAAAA!!!

Repo Man: DON'T ROLL AWAY FROM ME! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT CHAIR AND WE WANT IT BACK, NOW! 

Tad Blinko: But I'm sitting in it! 

Repo Man: NOT FOR LONG!



Tad Blinko: NOOOOO!!!!

-

Tommy Dukes: How do we get away with this stuff? That's awful! 

Nerma: The people that would get offended thing it's fake for some reason? I don't know. We just keep getting lucky. Up next, we have warfare! Fenrir and RRR are going to go to war. The Machs! Hashim! Raju! Bheem! Let's get to it!

2. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Derek Mach/Dougie Mach vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem 
-This match was less a contest and more a war of philosophies. On the eve of their New Year Rising encounter, the men of Fenrir battled RRR, with Heather Mach on the outside, taunting Hashim Al-Singh specifically. 

Trevor Mach opened aggressively, charging Hashim Al-Singh and forcing him into the corner with relentless strikes. Derek Mach followed with crisp teamwork, and for a brief stretch, the Machs dictated the match.

A sudden blind tag brought Komaram Bheem into the ring, and the tone changed instantly. Bheem’s power overwhelmed Dougie Mach, flattening him with crushing shoulder tackles and corner slams. He wanted revenge for that shock win last week. Rama Raju entered next, methodically targeting Dougie’s legs and back, dismantling his mobility.

Dougie fought through the pain, managing a desperate tag to Trevor Mach. Trevor brought fire, unloading heavy shots and briefly staggering Hashim. The crowd surged as Trevor nearly put Raju away with a spinebuster, but Hashim broke the pin at the last second.

The match broke down into chaos.

All six men collided in the ring, bodies crashing, strikes flying. Derek Mach launched himself onto Bheem at ringside, while Trevor and Raju spilled through the ropes. In the confusion, Hashim dragged Dougie Mach back into the ring.

Hashim locked in the Camel Clutch, wrenching back with full force. Dougie screamed, clawed, and shook, but refused to tap. Trevor and Derek tried to intervene, only to be cut off by Bheem and Raju.

The hold tightened. Dougie’s resistance faded.

The referee stepped in, checking Dougie’s condition, and finally called for the bell. RRR with the win via referee stoppage. 
Winners: Hashim Al-Singh[o]/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem via Camel Clutch to Dougie Mach -> Referee Stoppage 

Tommy Dukes: RRR have the victory and the momentum over Fenrir ahead of their final encounter at New Year Rising! The Machs are up against the wall, and Trevor has already bet it all on that one match, and it's going down at New Year Rising in the Twoson Fairgrounds! you're not going to want to miss that show, but you're not going to want to miss the main event up next! 

Nerma: You can see Takumi Inui is watching with the troops right now. He's sitting with them and watching closely, because up next, we're going to see Zyro Kurogane defend the World Championship against Dragon Shiryu. The first time ever in Icelandica. This is history, and let's not waste any more time. Let's-

Tommy Dukes: TAKE IT TO THE RING!



3. World Championship: Zyro Kurogane(c) vs. Dragon Shiryu
-Main event time, and a historic title match in Icelandica was about to go down. The bell rang, and for a moment, neither man moved.

Zyro Kurogane and Dragon Shiryu stood across from one another, the World Championship gleaming under the harsh lights. There was no trash talk. No intimidation. Just eye contact—steady, respectful, and unflinching.

They circled slowly, each man knowing the other too well to rush. When they finally locked up, it was clean and deliberate—collar-and-elbow, strength against strength. Zyro used his confidence to force Shiryu back a step, but Shiryu shifted his base and slipped out, countering with a quick arm drag that sent the champion to the mat.

Zyro rolled to his feet immediately, a faint smile crossing his face.

The early stretch was technical and respectful. Chain wrestling, reversals, clean breaks. Every time one man gained advantage, the other adapted. Zyro grounded Shiryu with a headlock, only for Shiryu to power out and respond with a snapmare and low kick to the spine. Zyro absorbed it, nodded once, and came back with a shoulder tackle that knocked Shiryu down hard.

Shiryu popped right back up.

They traded chest strikes back and forth. When Shiryu landed a sharp kick to the ribs, he paused just long enough to check Zyro’s reaction. Zyro exhaled, steadied himself, and answered with a forearm that echoed through the base.

Neither man backed down.

As the match wore on, the pace quickened. Shiryu took to the air, using speed to offset Zyro’s swagger—springboard crossbody, a running knee in the corner, then a spinning back kick that staggered the champion. Shiryu followed with a dragon suplex, bridging deep.

1-2-KICKOUT! 

The champion fired back with heavy offense, grounding Shiryu with a series of body shots and a spine-jarring backbreaker. He slowed the match, forcing Shiryu to fight from underneath. Zyro attempted to impose control, cinching in a grounded hold and making Shiryu carry his weight.

Shiryu gritted his teeth and endured.

When he finally broke free, it came with desperation—an elbow, a sudden roll-through, and a stiff kick that caught Zyro flush. The champion stumbled, and Shiryu capitalized, unleashing a flurry that drove Zyro into the ropes. He threw out a Rozan Shoryu-Ha, that he knew would miss, but he also knew it would force Zyro-K to create more distance, which gave him a moment to breathe. 

The crowd rose as Shiryu closed the distance and hit another shot to the ribs. He hooked the arm and delivered a massive snap dragon suplex, followed by a second. He hesitated, just a fraction, then went for a third.

Zyro blocked it.

The champion powered out, spun, and nearly decapitated Shiryu with a Let it Rip! Both men hit the mat.

They rose slowly, leaning on opposite ropes, breathing hard. Sweat and exhaustion were beginning to show.

Zyro gestured for Shiryu to bring it.

The two met in the center of the ring, trading forearms, one after another. Each strike echoed louder than the last. Shiryu’s speed gave him brief advantage, but Zyro was champ for a reason. A knee from Zyro dropped Shiryu to one knee.

Shiryu exploded upward with a sudden kick, followed by a rolling strike that sent Zyro sprawling. Shiryu climbed the ropes, slowly, carefully, and launched himself with a diving elbow that connected clean.

1-2-KICKOUT!

Shiryu sat back on his heels, hands on his head, not in frustration, but disbelief at the champion’s resilience.

He pulled Zyro up.

Shiryu attempted his own finishing sequence, lifting Zyro for a decisive blow, but the champion slipped free, landing behind him. In one fluid motion, Zyro spun and unleashed Let It Rip.

The impact was devastating.

Zyro was about to lift him again for the Straight Jacket Hagen, but they were suddenly interrupted by Boomtown, who ran down to the ring. Zyro-K didn't see him in time, and got pulled out of the ring. The ref was distracted by something else...or someone else outside of the ring, as it Jamie OD appeared to be taunting him. That brought out Sal Paradise, who chased Jamie OD to the back. Boomtown threw Zyro-K back in, but Shiryu saw what had happened and when Boomtown got on the ring apron to shout at him to pin Zyro, Shiryu hit him with a high kick instead. The crowd loved it, but the noble act cost him, as Zyro-K spun him around for the Let it Rip and pinned him for the 1-2-3!
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Let it Rip -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: That was an incredible match, but then the World Tag Team Champions just HAD to get involved! Boomtown tried to screw over Zyro Kurogane once again, but Dragon Shiryu was too honorable. He wasn't going to win it like that. Zyro is seeing what happened now, and he looks pissed! He just made history, but that history was tainted by Boomtown, his generational rival. 

Nerma: Sal was chasing Jamie OD, but he just left into the cold of Icelandica! He claimed that Hell was cold, so maybe he's got a tolerance to the cold, but Sal is playing it safe and staying inside, but he DID just lock the door! I don't know if we can watch that and not do something! 

Tommy Dukes: If OD wants in, I have a feeling he'll get in. Zyro Kurogane is STILL the World Champion, and the title has been defended in Icelandica, but Boomtown once again drawing the ire of Shogun Steel and Sex Appeal. This war is far from over. Renegades, we're gonna warm up, and we'll see you back home in the Twoson Fairgrounds for New Year Rising 2026! Buh-bye!  

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Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the Twoson Fairgrounds, annual home for our first big show of the year! It's NEW YEAR RISING! 

Nerma: It's so much warmer here! We are hyped for action from the Renegades! 

Larry Grim: And we're looking forward to seeing the Xciters light up the night! It's a night that sparks off the new era. The road to the 20th Victory Explosion! This is where it all starts! Right here and now! Big implications as always! It's a promise we try to deliver on every time! 

Apple Kid: And now that Colby and Munk are gone, we can keep that promise! 

Larry Grim: Jammer will defend the EBW Championship in the main event, but we're kicking things off between Officer Lainey Strong and Queen Beryl. The winner will go to face Erica later tonight to crown a new EBW Women's Champion. EBW Women's Super Champion Hope Mach is in attendance and is looking on. We also believe that Takumi, the EBW Super Champion will be here too but-

Nerma: He, Takumi, and Shiryu took a separate flight from us. We had to sit in coach too! No need to be so stingy, Mac! I know the financials! 

Apple Kid: Well I personally want to see Beryl get her BUTT kicked, so let's get into it! Lainey Strong vs. Beryl! Tommy, want to do the honors? 

Tommy Dukes: LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

EBW: New Year Rising 2026
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN+/ENT+
 
1. Xcite - EBW Women's Championship Contender Tournament: Officer Lainey Strong vs. Queen Beryl
-The opening match of New Year Rising carried more weight than a typical tournament bout. Officer Lainey Strong entered with the posture of someone who believed, truly believed, that discipline and structure learned from her father could overcome anything. 

Queen Beryl, meanwhile, entered like a looming threat. Calm. Almost serene. There was no wasted motion, no wasted energy. From the moment she stepped into the ring, it was clear she wasn’t interested in impressing, only in advancing to deal with Erica.

The early moments were technical and tense. Lainey Strong relied on clinch work, arm drags, and grounded control, repeatedly taking Beryl down and forcing her to reset. Every time Beryl rose to her feet, Lainey was there with tight waist locks, sharp takedowns, a strategy rooted in wearing her opponent down rather than overpowering her.

The crowd responded to Lainey’s approach. This wasn’t flashy, but it was effective.

As the match progressed, Beryl began to adapt. She stopped fighting Lainey’s grappling head-on and instead redirected it, twisting holds just enough to force Lainey to expend more energy. A snap kick to the thigh slowed Lainey’s base. A sudden forearm in the clinch disrupted her rhythm. Slowly, methodically, Beryl began turning the tide.

Lainey attempted to regain control with a corner sequence, but a brief hesitation proved costly. Beryl exploded forward, yanking Lainey into position and locking in Nega Vice with terrifying precision. 

She clawed at the mat, tried to roll through, tried to reach the ropes. Every attempt only allowed Beryl to adjust, tightening the hold and isolating the arm further. The referee checked repeatedly, asking Lainey to respond.

With Lainey’s arm visibly compromised and her resistance fading, the referee made the call to stop the match. Queen Beryl's new submission just landed her a shot at Erica and the EBW Women's Championship, and she did it clean.
Winner: Queen Beryl via Nega Vice -> Referee Stoppage 

Apple Kids: DRATS! 

Larry Grim: Queen Beryl is very deadly with that Nega Vice, and she could worked Lainey, but she did it cleanly. I think she was showing Erica that she can do it too. 

Nerma: Using their egos to make them work clean? I think we're on to something here! 

Larry Grim: We're definitely onto something, our second match. 

Nerma: ...Ha...ha.

Larry Grim: And it's Xcite once again! 

Tommy Dukes: Look, you saw where they flew us, right?!

Apple Kid: The CXJ Championship is on the line, and it's Seto Kaiba taking on Yami Yugi. Hopefully, without Maseo or Nago involved, we'll see another clean finish, but then again with Kaiba, you never know.

2. Xcite - EBW CXJ Championship: Seto Kaiba(c) vs. Yami Yugi
-The next bout was for the CXJ Championship, as many members of the growing division looked on, including Rishin Fliger, who seemed to poof into his seat from out of nowhere. Kaiba thought about throwing money to the crowd on his way to the ring, but thought better of it and stuffed it back in his jacket pocket. Kaiba wasn't happy about facing Yugi again, especially after Yugi unleashed Exodia against him n their last encounter. Kaiba controlled the early pace with arrogance, cutting Yugi off with cheap shots disguised as counters. A rake to the eyes here. A foot on the ropes there. Every time Yugi built momentum, Kaiba found a way to derail it without ever looking directly guilty.

Yugi endured. He absorbed punishment, rolling with strikes, escaping pins at the last possible moment. The crowd began to rally behind him as Kaiba’s tactics grew more blatant. When Kaiba attempted to finish the match with a Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex, Yugi countered, and suddenly, the energy in the arena shifted. The crowd knew what was coming before Kaiba did.

Yugi began the sequence: Yugi immediately hit a high kick and locked in the Dragon Sleeper, dragging Kaiba to the mat. As Kaiba faded, he released and repositioned. Yugi hit a Full-Nelson Slam, flattening Kaiba. Without hesitation, Yugi hit the ropes and came crashing down with a Rolling Thunder before the pin. Exodia Obliteration. Yugi covered.

The referee counted three.

The arena erupted.

Yami Yugi rose to his feet as the referee handed him the championship belt, his expression calm, focused, almost solemn. Kaiba was livid as Yugi once against used the Exodia combination, five moves of doom, to defeat him. A new champion had risen.
Winner: Yami Yugi via Exodia Obliteration -> Pin -> NEW EBW CXJ Champion! 



Larry Grim: We have a NEW EBW CXJ Champion! 

Apple Kid: It was time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL, and Yami Yugi brought it! Seto Kaiba with all of his money couldn't buy a victory here. He was no match for EXODIA! 

Larry Grim: Congratulations to Yami Yugi, our NEW CXJ Champion. Wow, it looks like Xcite has got the next match as well. Havok is really slacking tonight!

Tommy Dukes: HEY! 

Nerma: OUR World Champion made history by defending his title in a place no one had ever defended a World Championship before! He's on a mission to make the World Championship the top prize in all of wrestling! EXCUSE ME if he went ALL THAT WAY to give the people a surprise title bout! We've got some surprises up our sleeves tonight, but we also have a big Women's World Tag Team Championship bout on the next episode of Havok! The Gamer Girlz are apparently very focused, and getting in peak form! We even have some footage of Christy Angel getting in shape for the match! Haha! Not so lazy, eh? Let's check it out! 




Nerma: SHOOT! NO! CUT IT! CUT THE FEED! DAMMIT! 

Tommy Dukes: Poor Christy! She's trying! 

Nerma: SHE'S TRYING! 

Larry Grim: Yeah, I could see that. I could see a bit TOO much! 

Apple Kid: You'd think with that full moon we'd be seeing Usagi in action next! Eh? Eh? Instead, we have the Star Spangled Prince taking on the nefarious Mamoru Chiba, who is currently hooked up with Erica, who will ALSO be in action tonight! Makes you wonder where Mamoru stands on this whole collapse of the Dark Story. 

Larry Grim: He's been poking the bear in recent weeks, and really igniting a fight with Tack, who has said before that he had a lot of respect for Mamoru before all of this. Now they'll settle it in the ring, and that's NEXT! 

3. Xcite - Singles: Tack Angel vs. Mamoru Chiba
-This match was personal from the opening stare-down.

Tack Angel wasted no time asserting dominance, overpowering Mamoru Chiba with raw strength and relentless pressure. Chiba relied on speed and evasiveness, darting in and out, frustrating Tack whenever possible, but every mistake was punished brutally.

The turning point came when Tack hoisted Chiba into the Torture Rack. The crowd roared. Chiba screamed.

For a moment, it looked like the match was over.

Then Chiba slipped free.

And immediately struck low.

The referee turned just in time to see Tack collapse as Chiba kicked him between the legs. The bell rang instantly. Boos rained down as Chiba laughed and pretended to try and help Tack up, before kicking him again. Tack Angel with the DQ win. 
Winner: Tack Angel via DQ 

Larry Grim: Ouch! That dastardly Mamoru! 

Apple Kid: He's a BASTARD! 

Larry Grim: The former 5-Crown King is going to be feeling that one for a while! 

Apple Kid: Well, it looks like Havok is finally going to carry the load a bit. How nice of you on our FIRST MAJOR EVENT OF THE YEAR! 

Tommy Dukes: That's about out of you Apple! We're bringing the goods! The Trigger Man has got this! He's issued an open challenge for the Television Championship! Cade is here, and he's ready! Let's let him take it away!

Cade Yaggis: Twoson! Let me hear ya! Yeah-ha-ha! The Trigger Man is here, and I'm ready to pull the trigger and shock the world again! So I have to ask, who is ready? Who is going to step up! Anyone can take a shot at me and this championship! I'm call you out to shoot your shot! Who is it going to b-

Subculture: Let me stop you right there, Cade! You want a fight, and I don't have one! We're friends, but I DO love having gold around my waist. ESPECIALLY, because the Green Bomber has a baby on the way and- what...what Steve? You're interrupting me NOW?! I'm trying to accept this challenge. My phone? What?! WHAT?! Christina has what? SHE'S GONE INTO LABOR! SHIT! UH....SHIT! I GOTTA GO! I GOTTA GO! SOMEONE TELL TACK! I-I-I'M ABOUT TO BE A FATHER! HOLY SHIT! 

Cade Yaggis: Wow. Uh...congratulations, buddy! Let's all give him our applause on that one. Wow! Hahaha! Well...I guess I still have a challenge that someone needs to acce-

Carter Grayson: I will answer the call! 

Cade Yaggis: That's what I'm talking about! Let's rumble!

4. Havok - EBW Television Championship Open Challenge: Cade Yaggis(c) vs. Subculture Carter Grayson
-Cade Yaggis entered this open challenge carrying himself like a man who thrived in chaos. When Carter Grayson answered the challenge, the crowd buzzed with curiosity. Grayson, the stoic firefighter turned wrestler, saw this as his chance to break through. 

The opening minutes were surprisingly even. Grayson matched Yaggis strike for strike, surprising the champion with sharp counters and a willingness to stay in the pocket. A snap powerslam earned Grayson an early near-fall that forced Yaggis to kick out hard, Trigger was visibly annoyed more than hurt.

Yaggis shifted gears, slowing the match down and grounding Grayson with heavy forearms and short, punishing throws. He targeted the midsection relentlessly, cutting off Grayson’s breathing and forcing him to expend energy just to stay upright. Every attempt Grayson made to rally was met with a stiff response, Yaggis refusing to let the challenger find rhythm.

Grayson fought back with heart. A sudden burst of offense sent Yaggis into the corner, followed by a running strike and a desperation cover that nearly stunned the champion again. The Trigger Man barely escaped the Lightspeed Fireman's Carry Slam, which may had led to a new champion. Yaggis shot around and caught Grayson clean, hoisting him and drilling him into the mat with the Cadebreaker. The impact was unmistakable. Yaggis covered immediately, hooking the leg with authority as the referee counted three.
Winner: Cade Yaggis via Cadebreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: Cade Yaggis with the defense! That was fun to see! 

Nerma: A great match! Havok putting on the best one so far tonight! That was great! That reall-

Gemma: Excuse me! 

Cade Yaggis: Eh? 

Gemma: My name is Gemma, I'm the wife of Firebrand X. People call me two-faced, but in reality I just have two modes. One of them is a sweet and loving wife to my husband, but right now, you're getting the bitch that wants to see him tear you apart and take that belt! 

Cade Yaggis: Heh. Getting your wife to do your dirty work, X? 

Firebrand X: Not at all. We just happen to be of the same mind. 

Cade Yaggis: Yeah? Well, it's not my fault you were late to the show, pal. The trigger was pulled. 

Firebrand X: Surely you have one left in the chamber, right "Captain"? 

Cade Yaggis: That's right, X. We won the National Championships together. 

Firebrand X: You think that's going to stop me from taking what I want? 

Cade Yaggis: Heh. Ever the opportunist? Alright then. I'm ready. I got more in the tank. I got another one in the chamber. Get in here! LET'S DO THIS!



5. Havok - EBW Television Championship Open Challenge: Cade Yaggis(c) vs. Firebrand X
-Still breathing heavy from the previous defense, Cade Yaggis shocked everyone by accepting the challenge of Firebrand X.

The Hybrid Fighter brought chaos with wild strikes, explosive movement, and an energy that refused to be contained. Yaggis tried to impose control, but fatigue was now a factor, and Firebrand exploited it mercilessly.

The match turned into a collision. No feeling-out process. No pacing. Just violence.

Firebrand X absorbed punishment and kept coming, dropping Yaggis with a thunderous clothesline and following up with relentless corner offense. Yaggis fought back on instinct alone, managing to stagger Firebrand with a knee strike and lining up for another Cadebreaker.

But Firebrand had scouted it.

As Yaggis attempted it, Firebrand shifted his weight mid-motion, breaking free and hoisting the champion up in one powerful movement. 
Fire Thunder Driver.

The ring shook.

Firebrand covered for the 1-2-KICKOUT! The crowd was stunned as Cade fought through it. Firebrand X went for it again. Fire Thunder Driver! 1-2-KICKOUT! Even Gemma was stunned on the outside as Firebrand X hoisted up Cade again, but the Trigger Man, escaped and suddenly shocked Firebrand with the Cadebreaker! He hit the mat hard as Cade collapsed on him for the 1-2-3! 
Winner: Cade Yaggis via Cadebreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: Holy shit! *cough cough* Sorry! It's just...WOW! Cade survived two matches, and that Firebrand onslaught to retain the Television Championship! 

Nerma: Give it up for the workhorse, carrying that workhorse championship. Cade was a World Champion for nearly a year, and just because he's not up there facing Zyro-K doesn't mean he isn't continuing to carve out a legacy as one of the ACES and pillars of the Renegades! We love the Trigger Man in Havok! 

Tommy Dukes: Now that's two for Havok, but we'll even the score with Xcite as another open challenge lies ahead. This was an open fight night for us, eh? It's an opportunity for a match we haven't seen. Darkness Aoi is already coming out, and she's coming out with the rest of the Black Diamond Syndicate, through she is carrying the banner high. She doesn't want the mic, she just wants the challenger. Now who is it going to b-

Nerma: IT'S PAULA! PAULA! The open challenge was for ALL brands, and TUE's Paula, an EBW OG is coming out to take on Darkness Aoi! This is a match I've been wanting to see! Brace yourselves for another epic!



6. Havok - Lady Renegades Open All Brands Open Challenge: Darkness Aoi vs. Paula<TUE>
-This was the match the purists were suddenly paying attention to.

Paula, an EBW original and master technician, entered with quiet confidence. She didn’t play to the crowd. She didn’t posture. She came to work, and Aoi seemed pleased with the challenger. The match began on the mat, where Paula immediately asserted control. Chain wrestling, counters, leverage. Paula made Aoi work for every inch. Whenever Aoi tried to power through, Paula redirected, grounding her and forcing resets. Sports education at its finest. 

Aoi struggled early, clearly frustrated as Paula repeatedly outmaneuvered her. The crowd grew tense as Paula controlled long stretches, locking in holds and methodically wearing Aoi down. Every escape Aoi managed was met with another trap.

Then Aoi adapted.

The turning point came when Paula attempted one transition too many. Aoi caught her mid-shift, powering out and finally asserting her strength. A hard forearm changed the tone. Another sent Paula retreating.

The crowd felt it immediately.

Paula fought back, trying to regain control, trying to take Aoi down for the Sharpshooter, but Aoi broke free, hoisted her, and drove her into the mat. As Paula got back up, Aoi blasted the EBW OG with the Darkness Bomber.

A clean, decisive victory over one of EBW’s most respected veterans.
Winner: Darkness Aoi via Darkness Bomber -> Pin 

Nerma: Darkness Aoi with the hard fought win! Wow! She proved herself on that one! 

Tommy Dukes: You may not like her, and a lot of people don't, but you have to respect her sometimes. She is feared in Edo for a reason. Some say she really carries the division. She's looking good for that match with the Gamer Girlz! I just hope they're ready too...and that Christy finds herself a new pair of tights! 

Nerma: ...*sigh* She's got her father's ass. 

Larry Grim: Well that's nice, but what's even nicer is what we're offering up, NEXT! Erica and Queen Beryl will be locking up for the EBW Women's Championship! We'll have all the champs decided again! Hope Mach is watching. A challenge could come to her from either Xcite OR Havok, but tonight, we're crowning a new EBW Women's Champion. Let's get right down to it! 

7. Xcite - EBW Women's Championship Decision: Erica vs. Queen Beryl
-Queen Beryl entered this match already carrying the physical cost of the night. Her earlier victory over Officer Lainey Strong had been decisive but draining, and yet she walked to the ring with the same cold composure, refusing to acknowledge fatigue or doubt. This was her moment. 

Unlike Beryl, Erica did not carry herself like someone destined to win. She carried herself like someone who needed to win. Her eyes never left the championship as it was presented. This wasn’t just about gold, it was about validation.

The match opened cautiously. Erica used speed and lateral movement to avoid Beryl’s grasp, circling and striking in quick bursts. Beryl attempted to slow the pace immediately, cutting off the ring and forcing Erica toward corners where she could impose control. Early grappling exchanges favored Beryl, who grounded Erica and tested her resilience with pressure holds.

Each time Beryl attempted to transition into Nega Vice, Erica slipped free, forcing Beryl to expend more energy than she wanted. The longer the match went, the more Beryl’s earlier exertion mattered.

Beryl grew frustrated. That frustration led to aggression. She abandoned some of her calculated approach, opting instead for heavier strikes and quicker attempts to finish. Erica absorbed punishment, staggering more than once, but each time she hit the mat she rolled, scrambled, and survived. Beryl thought about calling out the Dark Starlights, but standing on the stage was Usagi Tsukino, Haruka Tenoh, and Michiru Kaiou. That was never going to happen. 

The turning point came when Beryl attempted to force Nega Vice from a standing position. Erica slipped behind, rolled through, and connected with a sudden strike that dropped Beryl to a knee. The crowd erupted as Erica followed up with a burst of offense, chaining together moves she’d been waiting all match to unleash.

Beryl attempted one last counter, lunging forward with desperation, but Erica leapt, hooked her, and delivered the Air Raid Crash cleanly in the center of the ring.

The impact was undeniable.

The referee counted three to declare a NEW EBW Women's Champion! 
Winner: Erica via Air Raid Crash -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Champion! 

Larry Grim: We have a new EBW Women's Champion! Erica is back on top! She's got the gold! Queen Beryl has been beaten!

Apple Kid: What a great match! It was clean too! The Sensations made it clear that it would remain that way. It looks like the Outer Senshi want a piece! They want to challenge the new champ?! Look, it's Hotaru Tomoe! The youngest Sensation. We haven't seen her in a while as we understand she's been working with the Outer Senshi on sharpening her skills. Is SHE challenging the new champ? She wants to take on Erica! Wow! 

Nerma: That war with Beryl and the Sensations has been something on your end, but on our end, we have Fenrir going to war with RRR, and it's culminating right here. An 8-Person Tag, with one of your own on the team! 

Apple Kid: We don't want to claim the "World Villain" Tracy, but yeah, she's an Xciter. 

Tommy Dukes: She wants to cause chaos with the Machs, so it fits. Fenrir vs. RRR. An all out war, and it's up next. Trevor Mach has said that this match will decide the war between them, and then after that, he said it's time to "move on". What does he mean by that?! No idea, but we're here to see a war, so LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

8. Havok - 8-Person Tag: Trevor Mach/Derek Mach/Dougie Mach/Heather Mach vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem/Tracy
-This wasn’t a match. It was a war. It was a reckoning. 

From the moment both teams stood in the ring, the air felt different. Fenrir entered united, shoulders squared, expressions hard. Across from them stood violence incarnate, VBW Champion Hashim Al-Singh flanked by EBW Super Tag Team Champions Rama Raju, Komaram Bheem, and the World Villain, Tracy. There was no pretense of sportsmanship here. Only intent.

The bell rang and chaos followed immediately.

Bodies collided as all eight competitors surged forward, fists flying, the referee already struggling to maintain order. Trevor Mach and Hashim Al-Singh locked eyes mid-brawl, the history between them fueling every strike. Meanwhile, Bheem flattened Dougie Mach with brute force, tossing him across the ring like dead weight.

Heather Mach threw herself into the fray, saving Derek Mach from a two-on-one beatdown and earning a massive reaction from the crowd. This was family warfare, and every Mach fought like it.

As the match settled into legal chaos, the opposition seized control. Hashim’s team isolated Dougie Mach, punishing him relentlessly. Raju dissected him with surgical strikes while Bheem delivered crushing power moves that left Dougie barely standing. Tracy cut off every escape attempt, grinning as the punishment mounted.

Dougie refused to quit.

He crawled. He clawed. He endured.

The hot tag came to Derek Mach, who exploded into the ring with fire, leveling Raju and stunning Bheem with a flurry of strikes. Heather followed, diving into the ring to save Trevor from a cheap shot, proving she belonged in this war as much as anyone.

The match broke down again.

Eight bodies. No order. No mercy.

Hashim Al-Singh attempted to assert dominance, targeting Trevor Mach with vicious precision. He wanted the pin. He wanted the message. Trevor absorbed punishment, staggering but never falling. The crowd roared with every kick-out, every defiant rise to his knees.

Then came the moment.

Heather Mach intercepted Tracy at ringside. Derek and Dougie took Raju and Bheem out of the equation in a violent collision near the apron. Hashim turned—

Too late.

Trevor Mach surged forward, lifting him and unleashing Burning Machismo, driving Hashim into position before following with a devastating Knee Trigger that blasted him in the face. 

The cover! 1-2-3! 

The bell rang, and Fenrir had done it.

Trevor collapsed to his knees, exhausted, as his family surrounded him. Across the ring, Hashim stared in disbelief, fury burning behind his eyes, as the final confrontation was settled. The "Izzat" of RRR proved no match for the "Burning Machismo" of Fenrir. 
Winner: Trevor Mach via Burning Machismo x Knee Trigger to Hashim Al-Singh -> Pin 



Tommy Dukes: THEY DID IT! Fenrir win the war! 

Nerma: Awesome action! Trevor, Derek, Dougie, and Heather, the Mach family reformed Fenrir specifically to go on the attack against a belief system and way of life they stood in opposition to. They put their beliefs against the "Izzat" of RRR, and they stand victorious. Hashim still has the VBW Championship, and Raju and Bheem are still the EBW Super Tag Team Champions, but they have that L that's going to be hanging over them from now on. The Machs are hugging. Fenrir is celebrating. But...wait...Trevor said-

Tommy Dukes: It's time to "move on". Are we going to find out what he meant by that? Are we going to have to wait? I guess so, cause they're leaving! 

Nerma: Maybe to go see Christina. I hear that Tack Angel ran to the hospital in his gear! 

Larry Grim: He does that. He sort of just wears it everywhere.

Twoson Hospital

Tack Angel burst into the hospital in a panic. He ran through the halls, and finally made it to the room. The one he was told to go to where he would find-



Tack Angel: *gasp* 

Subculture: Wow...that's him eh? Amazing. 

Christina Angel: Yep. This is our baby. Our little bundle of joy. You're a father now. 

Subculture: I-I-I-

Christina Angel: Yes...you deserve it. You're going to be the best father, like you are the best husband. You're a good man. 

Subculture: I'm just...so overwhelmed. This baby...my son. I will do anything to protect him. That is my whole world you're holding. 

Christina Angel: He's amazing. Do you want to hold him?

Subculture: Definitely. Kid...you're my world.  Are you sure you want to name him that? 

Christina Angel: Absolutely. 

Subculture: Let's just get his wrestling name out of the way and use your family last name. Matthew Angel.

Tack Angel: Wow...I'm a grandfather. But...why Subculture?

Back in the Fairgrounds, Hotlanta and Generator were standing in the ring. 

Hotlanta: Everyone shut up! The Boom Crew is here! No, the World Tag Team Champions are NOT here, but we're here, and we're a little upset. We're actually VERY upset. We're PISSED OFF! Where is our match?! Where is our due?! 

Generator: We've been around a lot of years, and we deserve the big matches. We deserve the pay days. Havok has been an open challenge brand tonight, well, we're looking a match, so get a team out here NOW! 

Zyro Kurogane: Are you SURE about that?!

The crowd went insane as the World Champion and the EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui came out. A Shogun Steel chant filled the Fairgrounds. 

Zyro Kurogane: We just got into town, and we're looking for a fight ourselves. 

Takumi Inui: Ask and you shall receive, Boom Crew. I give dreams to the people. If your dream was to lose to us, I'm happy to oblige.

9. Havok - Tag: Takumi Inui/Zyro Kurogane vs. Hotlanta/Generator 
-A surprise treat for the Twoson crowd, as EBW Super Champion Takumi Inui and World Champion Zyro Kurogane entered as proven allies, their chemistry forged through shared battles rather than convenience. Across the ring, Hotlanta and Generator stood as raw aggression and unfiltered hostility, eager to test themselves against two of Havok’s elite.

The opening minutes were tactical. Hotlanta attempted to bully Zyro early, using size and force to back him into the corner, while Generator lurked nearby, waiting to capitalize. Zyro weathered the pressure calmly, absorbing strikes and choosing his moments carefully before tagging in Inui.

Inui brought speed and precision, targeting Generator’s arms and legs to break his base. Generator responded with brute strength, throwing Inui across the ring and asserting control with heavy slams. The match quickly became a contrast of styles, with Inui’s calculated strikes versus Generator’s power, Zyro’s bravado versus Hotlanta’s fury.

Hotlanta and Generator attempted to isolate Inui, cutting the ring in half and forcing him to fight from underneath. Inui endured, slipping out of holds just enough to avoid catastrophe, buying precious seconds. Each time Generator tried to finish, Inui found a way to survive by rolling, countering, or forcing a break.

The hot tag to Zyro changed everything.

Zyro stormed in with controlled aggression, flattening Generator with strikes and knocking Hotlanta off the apron with a perfectly timed blow. The crowd surged as Zyro and Inui briefly reunited in the ring, their teamwork seamless and deliberate.

The finish came after Generator staggered to his feet, reeling from Zyro’s offense. Inui stepped in, eyes locked, and delivered Crimson Smash with absolute precision. Generator collapsed instantly, followed by the pin and the win for Samurai Ifrit. 
Winner: Takumi Inui[o]/Zyro Kurogane via Crimson Smash to Generator -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: WOW! What a shocker that was! I didn't expect Samurai Ifrit tonight! The EBW Super Champion! The World Champion! They just beat the Boom Crew! What a match! 

Larry Grim: Well done, Havok. You shocked us with that one, but we still have one more to go. We have a title match worthy of the main event! It's Luca Blight challenging Jammer for the EBW Championship! 

Nerma: We want to see this one too. 

Larry Grim: Well wait no longer. Jammer versus Luca Blight. It's our main event of the night! 

Tommy Dukes: LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

10. Xcite - EBW Championship: Jammer(c) vs. Luca Blight 
-Main event time! The air changed when the championship was brought to the ring.

This wasn’t just the main event, it was the moral center of the entire night. Jammer was flanked by a limping Bashin Dan, who got a great reaction. 

Luca didn’t look at the crowd. He didn’t look at the belt. His eyes stayed fixed on Jammer as if nothing else existed. This wasn’t about glory. This was about conquest.

From the opening bell, the match was physical and unforgiving. Luca targeted Jammer’s injuries immediately, striking with ruthless efficiency. Jammer fought back with heart, refusing to be bullied, responding with heavy shots that staggered Luca more than once.

The match settled into a brutal rhythm.

Jammer absorbed punishment, rose, and struck back. Luca punished every mistake, dragging Jammer into deep water and forcing him to fight through pain. Near-falls piled up. Each kick out drew louder reactions. Neither man could put the other away.

At ringside, the situation deteriorated. Snakebite and Troy appeared, circling Dan like predators. Dan, already injured, was vulnerable. The referee was distracted. Luca noticed.

He urged Jammer to finish it.

Jammer hesitated.

Then Dan was attacked.

The crowd erupted in fury as Snakebite and Troy laid into Dan mercilessly. Jammer looked from Luca, to the assault, and made his choice.

He left the ring.

Jammer rushed to Dan’s side, pulling him away, shielding him, trying to stop the damage. It was the right thing to do.

It was also the worst possible thing.

Luca waited.

When Jammer returned to the ring, Luca struck instantly, no hesitation, no mercy. Jammer tried to rally, swinging wildly, but the damage had been done. Luca hoisted him, positioning him with terrifying intent.

Boar’s Execution.

The move landed like a sentence being passed.

The cover was academic. 1-2-3! 

The bell rang, and the Twoson Fairgrounds fell into stunned silence before erupting into boos all at once.

Luca Blight stood as the referee handed him the EBW Championship.

He had won.
Winner: Luca Blight via Boar's Execution -> Pin -> NEW EBW Champion! 



Larry Grim: Unreal! Luca Blight preyed on Jammer's heart, and we saw that. We saw Jammer choose his friend over his title, and it did cost him the EBW Championship. Luca Blight, the bloodthirsty warlord, is now at the top of Xcite. He is the EBW Champion! 

Apple Kid: Here comes Benjamin, the Eagleland Champion! He's the sole member of Dan Club standing! Is he going to take on the tyrant next?! 

Larry Grim: We're out of time, everybody! It's officially Victory Explosion season, and obviously that means ANYTHING can happen! We'll see you next time! Buh-bye!











Trevor Mach: It's time to put you away. It's been a wild ride, but it's time....it's time to move on.

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The show opened with Luca Blight, the NEW EBW Champion already standing in the ring, with a pile of Black Shirt Security laid out on the outside. 

Luca Blight: Xcite! I am your champion! I am your conqueror! Xcite now belongs to Luca Blight. The piggies can squeal all they want, and I welcome it. I welcome the sounds of their torment, knowing that they sent their best, and they best wasn't good enough. Bashin Dan, the "Dangerous Player"? He wasn't so dangerous, not like I'm dangerous. Not like me at all. He craved battle, and I craved his blood. It's different. It's much different. He'd leave me beaten on the mat, while I'd leave him in a hospital...if he was lucky. Jammer? Spent years chasing redemption, for what? He lost too. It was pointless. Don't ever feel bad for following the bloodlust. It's what drives us. Blood pumping in our veins! That's what he live for! It fuels us, so we can spill the blood of others! Oh, it's amazing what happens when you embrace the demons that taunt you, and just LET GO! Xcite belongs to me now, and when the time is right, I'll be coming for Takumi Inui as well. I'll take that crown. I'll take all the crowns. I'll sit atop a throne, propped up by the bodies of those I leave laying. Your last hope is a knight. He lives by a code. I live by one rule. Kill until I'm dead. Let's see if he measures up. Let's test his resolve against mine. Let's see if a "five star classic" will save him, when I take my boot and crush him into the mat!

Larry Grim: Well, there he is Xciters, our brand new EBW Champion. Luca Blight played the long game and dismantled Bashin Dan before challenging Jammer, and now we know why. They targeted the Dangerous Player, and tested the Jam Man during that title match at New Year Rising, and it paid off for Luca Blight. The bloodthirsty warlord claims that Xcite belongs to him, but he's not finished with Dan Club. Tonight, he's taking on Eagleland Champion, Benjamin! 

Apple Kid: This is going to be rough for the "Mystic Bout Machine", because he has another challenge ahead of him first. He has to defend the Eagleland Championship, and that match is happening right now! 



Larry Grim: That's right! We're not wasting any time! Let's get right to it!

EBW: Xcite
Zombie U, Threed
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1. EBW Eagleland Championship: Benjamin(c) vs. Troy
-The night opened with championship stakes and a palpable tension in the air as Benjamin, the reigning EBW Eagleland Champion, made his entrance with Masamune at his side. Benjamin’s demeanor was focused, almost restrained. He knew this was not just about retaining the title, but about setting the tone for the entire evening. Across the ring stood Troy, a challenger with raw power and an aggressive streak, with a mouth to match, and he was determined to overwhelm the champion early.

Troy wasted no time, charging Benjamin at the bell and forcing him into the corner with heavy strikes and shoulder thrusts. The challenger attempted to turn the match into a brawl, using short-arm clotheslines and clubbing forearms to keep Benjamin grounded. For a brief stretch, it looked like Benjamin might be in trouble, as Troy cut off the ring and punished him with a spinebuster followed by a near fall that drew a sharp reaction from the crowd.

However, Benjamin’s composure proved to be the difference. He weathered the storm, baiting Troy into overcommitting on a running attack. In a sudden shift of momentum, Benjamin exploded out of the corner with a Spear, cutting Troy in half. Without hesitation, Benjamin transitioned directly into Masamune, cinching it in tightly. Troy struggled, trying to power out, but the damage had already been done. Benjamin dragged him down, maintaining control, then released only long enough to secure the pinfall.

Winner: Benjamin via Spear x Masamune -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: He did it! Benjamin held onto the title! He beat Troy! 

Apple Kid: Luca Blight is laughing on the stage. He's cackling. He knows that Benji had to give a lot to take out Troy. He knows that Benji is hurting now, and he knows that improves his chances in our main event!

Sailor Sensations Locker Room

Rei Hino, Ami Mizuno, and Minako Aino were all getting ready for their bout tonight. 

Minako Aino: So yeah, they wanted me to take my top off for the newest season of Minako in Euroland, and I said no, and you know what they did?! They replaced me! They replaced me a black guy that thinks he's a woman! The ratings tanked and the show got cancelled almost immediately! It's almost as if you shouldn't do that! Oh well, it'll allow me to refocus on EBW. 

Ami Mizuno: Now that the Dark Story is shattered, we have a moment to relax and reflect. 

Rei Hino: I think it's time we show everyone what we can really do, especially with these cabaret gals coming in. 

Minako Aino: They might be sexy, and talented, and popular...but they're not SENSATIONAL...well they kind of are! We really have to up our game ladies! 



Larry Grim: That's right Xciters, tonight we're going to see the Sailor Sensations in action against Threed transplants Velvet Riot. They are cabaret gals turned wrestlers. They had to learn to be tough to fight the drunken customers sometimes. 

Apple Kid: You know, I feel bad that Minako lost that gig, but I'm happy to spend more time with her! She's excited to get back to action tonight, and test out these new ladies. 

Larry Grim: That's great and all, but apparently the Velvet Riot promotion has some competition brewing in Threed, as the Cold Blood Union are bringing in some ladies of their own. We actually had a video sent in regarding them, and us working with them.



?: My name is Belladonna Ember, and I'm the Madame of the Nightshade Cabaret club. Every flower wilts eventually. Velvet Riot were the top act out west, but here? Threed will belong to Nightshade. We are younger, hotter, and hungrier. We know how to please our customers, and we're going to take over Threed. The Cold Blood Union has made us an offer we can't refuse. We are higher class than the filth you associate with. Threed will belong to us. By the way, cameraman, my eyes are up here.

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Apple Kid: *drooling* Wow...wow....wow. 

Larry Grim: Snap out of it, buddy. 

Apple Kid: Oh right! Right! We have two debuts tonight! 

Larry Grim: That's right, the Heel Besties are in action up next, and they're taking on a debuting team. RnK and Roddy have been lost in the shuffle after The Dark Story fell apart, so let's how they stack up against-

Intercom: ORDER IN THE COURT! 

Apple Kid: Eh?

Larry Grim: Wait...wait what?! It's Preston Payne! It's Barry Dockett! It's the former TUE Tag Champions! It's the LEGAL LIMIT!

2. Tag: LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. Preston Payne/Barry Dockett 
-This match marked the surprise Xcite debut of Preston Payne and Barry Dockett, The Legal Limit, and they made sure no one would forget the name, lest they be held in contempt. The first and former TUE Tag Champions moved with ruthless efficiency, cutting the ring in half and isolating their opponents with cold precision.

LG Rod attempted to rally early, using speed to slip behind Payne and land quick strikes, but every opening was shut down almost immediately. Dockett’s presence loomed large, using his size to block escape routes and punish any attempt at momentum. A blind tag brought Dockett in, and he flattened LG Rod with a brutal running boot that sent him spilling to the floor.

From there, the focus shifted entirely to Randy no Kachi, who found himself trapped in enemy territory. The Legal Limit worked him over methodically with short tags, body shots, and grinding holds designed to sap his strength. Randy showed flashes of resilience, fighting back with desperation strikes and nearly tagging out after a diving elbow, but Payne yanked LG Rod off the apron at the last second.

The end came swiftly. Payne tagged in, lifted Randy into position, and delivered The Verdict. Payne covered Randy while Dockett stood guard.
Winner: Preston Payne[o]/Barry Dockett via The Verdict on Randy no Kachi -> Pin 

Larry Grim: And the Legal Limit score the victory! 

Apple Kid: A TUE success story, but I guess they weren't on board with Ness's new vision for the brand. That OR they didn't like losing the titles to the Boss, but I digress. 

Larry Grim: That was an incredible debut, but the mysteries continue, because up next, we have another new signee coming in. This mystery opponent will be taking on Snakebite! 

Snakebite: Everyone needs to realize that Luca Blight owns this brand! This is his new Kingdom, and you're looking at an elite soldier, a mercenary for Blight. You'd better realize what that means! You can not conquer this new King of Xcite. Who could you possibly send out here to fight the monsters that rule you! You're need some sort of hero!




Larry Grim: IT'S TREVOR MACH! HE'S BACK! 

Apple Kid: Whoa! He's dressed in white for once! Are those boots made to look like Chuck Taylor's?! Haha! 

Larry Grim: Trevor Mach is back with the Xcite Brand full time, and he's obviously moved on to something new! Let's see how they translates in the ring! Let's go!

Apple Kid: GO! MACH! GO! MACH! GO! MACH! GO! MACH! 

3. Singles: Snakebite vs. Trevor Mach
-This match showcased a stark contrast in styles. Snakebite, dangerous and unpredictable, entered with a snarl and an intent to disrupt. Trevor Mach, by contrast, exuded calm confidence, and a brand new flash, blending athleticism with impeccable timing.

Snakebite targeted Mach’s legs early, attempting to slow him down with low kicks and dragon screw leg whips. For a time, it worked. Mach grimaced as Snakebite grounded him and tried to force a submission, but Mach’s ring awareness kept him one step ahead. 

As the match progressed, Mach began to find his rhythm. A series of arm drags and dropkicks shifted the momentum, followed by a flawless sling blade that ignited the crowd. Snakebite attempted to regain control with a sudden choke attempt, but Mach slipped free and responded with a high-angle suplex that left Snakebite stunned.

The finish came after Snakebite charged recklessly, desperate to regain advantage. Mach sidestepped, hooked him clean, and delivered Burning Machismo with authority. The impact was decisive, and the pinfall academic.
Winner: Trevor Mach via Burning Machismo -> Pin

Larry Grim: Trevor with the win! 

Apple Kid: That wasn't the same Trevor Mach we've seen lately! That looked like a man that loved what he was doing! That looked more like a wrestler than a shoot fighter! 

Larry Grim: Well let's hear what he has to say! 

Trevor Mach: Expecting someone else? Maybe a dark hero in black? Dark Hero Days are over! I've been thinking about it a lot. Why do we do what we do? Why do we fight these fights. Why do we wrestle? It's because I LOVE professional wrestling. I LOVE settling up in this ring. I LOVE fighting for my beliefs, and my convictions. I spent a lot of years fighting the current on this one. I had a belief that I needed to make wrestling stronger, and I hope I fulfilled that mission, because it's time to put away the dark hero. It's time to embrace the love of wrestling. It's time to shine a light, and set an example. My kids watch me wrestle. I don't want them to see a reckless rebel. I want them to see a hero. I want to be a hero. I promise you all, that it's a new era for me, and I'm not holding back. I have re-signed with Xcite exclusively, and I'm going to wrestle for you, because it's what I love! I love this job, I love this career. I love this life that I have chosen! Luca Blight had a lot to say about blood pumping in his veins earlier. I feel it too. It feel that rush! I feel it right now! However, we have different beliefs, and different ideals. Fighting for what I believe in is NOT something that requires me to live in the shadows. I am not ashamed of that man I am, nor am I ashamed of my beliefs, and I will prove that in THIS proving ground, until I can't anymore, and even then, you're going to have to DRAG me away! I still have a lot to prove, and I have a lot of goals and ambitions, and I'm not holding back. Victory Explosion...the twentieth one. I was at the first one. I've given this sport twenty years. That main event is calling my name! I'm still hungry! I'm still hungry like a wolf, and the path before me is clear. As I recall...Luca Blight...you put my son-in-law on the shelf. I don't like seeing my daughter upset. Something to think about. BOOSH!



Apple Kid: Wow! Cool fireworks! It looks like he has burning wings! That's cool! 

Larry Grim: I think that's the point. Mach with Burning Wings. Heh. I get the reference. I don't think anyone else would. It's nice to see him embracing that side of himself. He has truly "moved on" into the next stage of his illustrious career with EBW, and we're glad that he is back full time with Xcite!

Backstage

Benjamin stood alone in his locker room, head pressed against the locker, Masamune in hand. 



Benjamin: Breathe. Take in a deep breath. Remember who you are. Remember how you got here. Remember who you're fighting for. You have fought mad kings before. You have fought them before. But why...am I thinking of Tack Angel at a moment like that? That's just silly. Tack's always been a good guy. You can do this. *grips Masamume* You can do this.

4. 6-Woman Tag: Minako Aino/Ami Mizuno/Rei Hino vs. Ayame Nocturne<Velvet Riot>/Mika Rave<Velvet Riot>/Hana Ironveil<Velvet Riot>
-This bout was shaping up to be one of the most technically intriguing matches of the night, with Velvet Riot asserting control through teamwork and cohesion. Ayame Nocturne dictated the pace early, tagging in and out smoothly with Mika Rave while Hana Ironveil provided a powerful anchor. The trio knew their places in their team and played them to perfection, while the Sensations were in the middle of a transition to see what they would become. 

Minako Aino rallied her team with bursts of offense, tagging in Ami Mizuno for crisp strikes and Rei Hino for explosive offense, but Velvet Riot consistently stayed one step ahead. A perfectly timed triple-team sequence nearly sealed the match, and the crowd sensed an imminent finish.

Then chaos erupted.

Out of nowhere, a cabaret girl affiliated with a rival brand stormed the ring and attacked Velvet Riot, targeting Hana Ironveil with wild strikes. The referee immediately called for the bell as security rushed in. Velvet Riot were furious, demanding answers as officials struggled to restore order, and the Sensations were just left confused. 
Winners: Ayame Nocturne<Velvet Riot>/Mika Rave<Velvet Riot>/Hana Ironveil<Velvet Riot> via DQ 

Larry Grim: Whoa! Who was that?! She was covered up, but she looked....

Apple Kid: What? Hot?! 

Larry Grim: Uh...yeah?

Apple Kid: Definitely a hit from that rival cabaret club! That's a Threed feud spilling into EBW for sure! 

Larry Grim: I'm sure the Sensations aren't happy with that result either. In any case, that'll get settled later. You might be wondering where Tack Angel might be tonight. Well it was his birthday in which he turned #$, and Makoto decided they were both going to take the week off to celebrate it. Turning #$ is a milestone after all. 

Apple Kid: I heard they went to the store to get Tack some CLOTHES! 

Larry Grim: You mean other than the wrestling gear we always see him in! Wow! Do we have footage? Of course we have footage. Lakitus! Let's check it out!

Saturn City Department Store

Tack was clothes shopping with his wife, finding a red, white, and blue shirt that suited him. As he made his way to the changing room, he bumped into a familiar face. 

Tack Angel: It's YOU! 

Mamoru Chiba: YOU! 

Tack Angel: YOU! 

Mamoru Chiba: YOU! 

Tack Angel: You cheating bastard! Get out of here or else I'm going to kick your.....BUTT! 

Mamoru Chiba: You couldn't do it at New Year Rising! You couldn't pin me! What do you think you could do here?! Now get away. I have a new tux to try on. 

Tack Angel: I have a new SHIRT to try on that goes perfectly with my fanny pack! Get out of the way! 

Mamoru Chiba: NO! YOU! 

Tack Angel: YOU! 

Mamoru Chiba: YOU!



Woman in changing room: AAAAHHHH!!! HELP! SECURITY!

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Larry Grim: Some birthday trip for Tack, but right now, we have a main event that deserves our full attention. Benjamin, our Eagleland Champion, is poised to take on Luca Blight. Can he rise to the challenge and defeat the new "King" on his first night with the gold? We're about to find out. Let's go!

5. EBW Championship: Luca Blight(c) vs. Benjamin
-By the time the main event arrived, the atmosphere inside Zombie U, Threed had shifted. The crowd understood what was at stake here, not just the EBW Championship, but the physical and emotional toll hanging over Benjamin, who was walking into his second championship match of the night, and carrying the honor of Dan Club with him. When Benjamin emerged, Masamune in hand, there was a quiet respect from the audience. He looked exhausted, but resolute. This was not bravado. This was obligation.

Then Luca Blight arrived.

The champion’s entrance was slow, deliberate, almost predatory. Luca didn’t rush. He didn’t posture. He stared straight through Benjamin as if assessing damage on a battlefield. Luca knew Benjamin was wounded, and he licked his lips, intending to exploit every second of it.

From the opening lock-up, Luca asserted control with raw power. He shoved Benjamin back repeatedly, forcing him to fight from underneath. Benjamin attempted to use speed and technique, slipping behind Luca for waistlocks and quick strikes, but Luca shrugged him off with frightening ease. A brutal shoulder tackle flattened Benjamin early.

Benjamin rallied with heart. He fired back with forearms, chopping Luca’s chest, then exploded with a snap Hagen Suplex that nearly brought the champion down. A second suplex followed. Benjamin went for the cover. 1-2-KICKOUT! Luca rose immediately, eyes blazing, almost offended.

That’s when the match turned ugly.

Luca began targeting Benjamin’s core, repeatedly driving knees into his ribs, stomping the midsection, and grinding him into the mat. He wasn’t just trying to win—he was trying to break Benjamin down, piece by piece. Every time Benjamin attempted to rise, Luca dragged him back down, punishing him for the effort.

Still, Benjamin refused to stay down.

In a defining moment, Benjamin countered a powerbomb attempt into the Masamune attempt, locking it in tight in the center of the ring. The crowd erupted as Luca struggled, genuinely struggled, for the first time all night. Luca clawed forward, muscles straining, teeth gritted, dragging both men inch by inch. With a final surge of power, Luca reached the ropes, forcing the break.

Both men were slow to rise now.

Benjamin summoned everything he had left, backing into the corner and calling for the Spear. He charged, but Luca caught him mid-motion, lifting him effortlessly despite the damage. Time seemed to slow as Luca adjusted his grip, hoisting Benjamin higher.

Then came Boar’s Execution. 1-2-3. 
Winner: Luca Blight via Boar's Execution -> Pin -> Title Defense!  

Larry Grim: NO! Luca Blight scores the victory! 

Apple Kid: Benji pushed him hard, but the EBW Champion retains in his first defense! Wait, what's that? It's Trevor Mach! Trevor Mach is back! He's rushing down to help Benjamin out of the ring! He looks like he's having a few words with Luca Blight as well. Could we see these two collide sooner rather than later? We'll hopefully find out next week, as we DO need a title match for our next big event, and what's that big event? 

Larry and Apple: RUMBLE CITY! 

Larry Grim: It'll be coming to you LIVE from River City as always, but until next week! BUH-BYE!

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