Tackleton Angelsmythe was destined for greatness at a very young age. Born under a shooting star that was said to bestow incredible luck, his mother cradled him under the night sky through his childhood.

Tackleton's Mother: My sweet little Tackleton, my beautiful little Star Prince. This world is under constant conflict between Humans, Ogres, Orcs, and Elves, but I know that one day you'll be the one to unite us all. Oh my, you're so hungry tonight!

It was during this time that Tackleton associated breasts with life, and it was that connection that triggered a primal urge within him, and lead to the situation he now found himself in, covered in naked Ogre sisters, as his would be fiancee was on the other side of the door.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* PANIC! NO! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! The honorable thing would be to carefully and calmly come clean. I need to sit her, and explain the situation to the best of my ability. I could do that OOOOOR!

Moments later Tackleton was stuffing the two naked Ogres into his closet.

Mimi: Hey! I was sleeping!

Lisa: What's the big idea!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Shut up you evil temptresses!

Mimi: That's no way to talk to someone who polished your swo-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: SHUT UP!

Tackleton burst the door open, breathing profusely and sweating buckets.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: GOOD MORNING MAK- *clears throat* Good morning Makoto. My beloved Princess.

Makoto: *blush* I'm no Princess Tackleton, but wait...why are you sweating so much?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hmm? Well...you see...I was uh...TRAINING! I was training!

Makoto: Of course. You're the kind of warrior who never lets up on his training, even after proving yourself as the world's strongest.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yeah! That! Exactly!

Makoto: That is just another reason why you are suited to become my husband.

Makoto walked into the room to look out the balcony window. Mimi began to poke her head out of the closet to see what was going on, so Tackleton quickly shoved her back in.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You uh...you flatter me Makoto.

Makoto: Today, when we have our guild meeting, I want to inform my father of our engagement.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You want to tell Crankotous today?

Makoto: Indeed.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Today of all days huh? Wow, that timing.

Makoto: You'll lend me your support right?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Of course I will! After all you're the only woman I have eyes for.

Lisa: *cough*

Tackleton Angelsmythe: THE ONLY ONE! ONLY! ONE AND ONLY! *internally* I entered that tournament for a chance to marry my beloved Makoto. Getting Crankatous to accept me would be the perfect ending to my legendary tale. I can't wait to hear him accept me as worthy!

Later, at the guild meeting.

Crankatous: Denied.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?

Tackleton and Makoto were both bowing before the armor clad old man with long white hair and a spindly mustache. Crankatous, the leader of Crystalia was not one to be taken lightly, and often stood firm in his positions, especially for some reason with Tackleton Angelsmythe. He looked at Tackleton with a seething intensity.

Makoto: But father, you said yourself that you want the world's strongest to become your son in law!

Crankatous: TACKLETON ANGELSMYTHE! ATTEMPTING TO DECEIVE MY DAUGHTER ARE YOU?! YOUR DEATH WITH BE SWIFT!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH!

Makoto: Father, if you are not prepared to accept this union, I will have to cut ties and move away to be with him. I am willing to do that if I must.

Crankatous: What?! Ridiculous! A life without my precious Makoto!?

Makoto: I have come to this decision of my own accord!

Crankatous: *sigh* It appears...I have no choice...but to accept this, but MARK MY WORDS TACKLETON ANGELSMYTHE! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ...He's not taking this well.

Crankatous: YOU EVIL...CONNIVING...

Tackleton Angelsmythe: OK, now he's literally bleeding from the eyes.

Guild Administrator: Let it be known, that the guild Crystalia will see two of its own married in Tackleton and Makoto! We must make preperations for a celebratory feast!

Later that night, the guild hall was alight in celebration. A big fire roared as the guild mates ate, danced, and drank the night away. Tackleton was standing atop a balcony looking down over the celebration, holding hands with Makoto....which always gave him the worst case of blue balls.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Makoto, I'm shocked that you were able to talk him down after what happened today.

Makoto: To tell you the truth, I was quite nervous. You've seen for yourself how ruthless he can be.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I was getting the slightest sense that he didn't much care for me.

Makoto: It was my faith in you that gave me the strength to confront him. Your bravery, your kindness, and most of all your honesty.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *cough cough cough cough*

Makoto: My goodness! Are you all right?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yeah! Yeah I just...I just choked on this grape juice...it's a little tart. Just a little tart. *internally* The guilt is eating me alive!

As the party raged on, two pairs of eyes were watching Tackleton closely as he celebrated with his guild mates. He sat down at the dinner table ready to feast.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* I won the tournament, and then I managed to evade capture regarding my fling with the Ogre sisters. If Crankatous found out, he'd murder me, literally murder me right then and there. Maybe it's all going to be OK though. I mean, they aren't even-

Mimi: HEY TACKLETON!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH! THERE YOU ARE!

Lisa: We came to congratulate you on your engagement. We promise to always cheer you on from the sidelines.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Y-Yeah? *internally* This is great! They had a change of heart! My problems are ov-

Mimi: With THAT out of the way, I'd really like another chance to get knocked up tonight, so why don't we bump uglies right here!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH! WHAT?! NO! WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?! I am ENGAGED!

Lisa: This poses no risk to our objective. We merely wish to conceive a child with the world's strongest. A relationship of convenience and devoid of affection is more than adequate.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* THEY'RE INSANE! THEY'RE INSANE! THEY'RE INSANE!

Mimi: TA-DA!

Mimi dropped Tackleton's pants suddenly, and without any warning.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AAAAHHHHH!

The party was loud enough, and everyone distract enough that they didn't see it, as he quickly sat back down, still missing his pants. The color left his face, as he looked around to find the Ogre sisters had disappeared.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Where did they go...with MY pants?!

Makoto: Tackleton, were you saying something?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: MAKOTO!? You're back! So soon?

Makoto: Yes, I am ready to eat. Sorry to keep you waiting.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: It's...it's fine! It's fine. This is fine.

Makoto: My father was having an outburst. I think he might have intended to kill you tonight.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Well...I'm glad THAT didn't happen at least. When he gets mad, you're the only one who can seem to calm him do-

Crankatous: TACKLETON ANGELSMYTH! I wish to have a word with my daughter. Lend me your seat.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: M-my...my...my seat? *internally* I can't give up my seat, he'd see that I have no pants on! Maybe I could explain it that I spilled wine on them! Yes, and that would take care of...wait...something is touching me.

Tackleton suddenly felt a pair of hands on him under the table. In fact now he felt two pairs of hands.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* AH! THEY'RE UNDER THE TABLE! AH! THEY'RE UNDER THE TABLE! AH!

Crankatous: TACKLETON ANGELSMYTHE! I REQUIRE THAT SEAT!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* OH NO!

Makoto: Father, I will go somewhere with you in private!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* OH YES!

Crankatous: Nonsense! Stay right where you are!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* OH NO!

Crankatous: Perhaps you didn't hear me TACKLETON ANGELSMYTHE!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Where did your pupils go? I can only see the whites of your eyes!

Crankatous: I REQUIRE YOUR SEAT!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I uh...I can not! I CAN NOT! I will never give up my place at Makoto's side! Consider this...uh...a symbol of that commitment! YEAH!

Makoto: Oh Tackleton!

Crankatous: Insolent brat! Trying to sway my daughter with empty words!

Makoto: Father...please.

Crankatous: ...*sigh* I require more alcohol to endure this wretched party. We'll talk later Makoto. *sniff* My dear sweet daughter. *sniff* CURSE YOU TACKLETON ANGELSMYTHE!

Makoto: I am very sorry that just happened Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: IT'S FINE! HAHA...ha...it all worked out. *internally* THAT WAS CLOSE!

Makoto: That meant a lot to me, what you said and did just now. It shows yet again why you are the perfect husband for me.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: That's everything I ever-huh? OH! WANTED! OH! AH! OH!

Makoto: Tackleton?! What's wrong? Why is the table raising up? Do I hear knocking underneath?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: That's just uh...my knees! I'm just so overwhelmed by the moment! So much love! So much affection! WOW!

Makoto: I- uh oh, it looks like father is losing his temper again. I will go and calm him down.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Uh-huh! Good idEAAAA! *internally* They are down there, testing me! Pushing me to my limits, but I will not relent! I love Makoto too much! I am pure! I am pure! That last time didn't count! They were cheating cause they used-oh no are those boobs I feel?

The next morning Tackleton stood on his balcony, taking in the fresh morning air. The birds were chirping in the sky, as the sun broke over the horizon.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Makoto has faith in me of all people. And yet....

In his room, two very satisfied Ogres were sleeping heavily in his bed.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I made the same damn mistake!

Tackleton was standing naked on his balcony as the sun hit it, unknowingly exposing him to countless people below.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Why are people capable of rational thought only AFTER they screw up?

To Be Continued...

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Makoto was a pure maiden of the guild Crystalia. All her life, her father worked tirelessly to protect her, raise her, and train her to one day take his place as the leader of the guild. She eventually broke out into the world, wanting to help people and raise the profile of her father's guild. That was when she met Tackleton Angelsmythe, a young novice warrior at the time, who was trying to call Crystalia home. The two of them bonded and fell in love, but Crankatous, the guild leader, did not care for Angelsmythe, nor had he ever prepared his daughter any sort of relationship, still seeing her as the little girl who would tell him she wanted to marry him when she grew up. Wanting to protect that childlike innocence, Crankatous intentionally left her in the dark about how her body worked, which made her all the more confused as to why the tentacle monster currently grabbing her up and lifting her into the air, was ripping off her clothing and trying to penetrate between her knees. Just as it was about to get to her a sword swing freed Makoto from the clutches of the giant beast.

Makoto: Tackleton!

Indeed, Tackleton Angelsmythe showed up at just the right moment to free her from the assault. The Crystalia guild mates all look on in awe of his ability, as he effortlessly flew through the air to dice the tentacles. In reality, he had been kicked from his horse, when he tried to adjust his crotch, and wasn't looking where he was going. The slash, like winning the tournament before this, was actually the result of his ridiculously high luck stat. He saw that she was half naked and covered in goo, and when he went to reach for a blanket, he turned and cleaved the monster just as it was looming down to devour him. It's head flew to the side as Tackleton screamed in fear, but quickly caught himself and made it sound more macho, as the members of Crystalia rushed up to sing his praises.

Makoto: You arrived just in time.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You know I like to make an entrance my love, but I'm sorry, I think I was a little late personally.

Makoto: Huh? Why do you say that?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: The um...the nudity.

Makoto: Oh...I don't mind...if YOU see me.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Heh. *internally* IT'S EVERYONE ELSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT! PLEASE COVER UP! AHHHHH!

Standing in the distance were two figures watching on as Tackleton was tossed into the air by Crystalia members.

Mimi: Wow! No one can beat Tackleton! He IS the world's strongest no doubt!

Lisa: It's true, we made a wise decision. This reaffirms our mission. We must make sure to bear his children. His genetic superiority will elevate the Ogres to the top of the food chain in Symphonia.

Mimi: AND we'll get the #1 spot in Better Homes and Kingdoms!

Lisa: ...Indeed. I must say...witnessing such smooth and fluid fighting skills, it makes one...quite horny.

Mimi: I KNOW RIGHT?!

Back down at the scene of the battle, Tackleton had taken Makoto by the hand, who had by now thankfully covered herself with her other hand.

Makoto: This just shows that I would be completely lost without you.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I wouldn't say that. *internally* You hit the nail on the head!

As the guild members chanted his name, Tackleton could only think of one thing.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* I sat on my balls that entire trip! Try not to cry! Try not to cry! Try not to cry!

Makoto: You're crying?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Uh...just because I'm glad you're safe! *internally* DAMMIT!

Later that night, Tackleton Angelsmythe was enjoying the relaxing pleasures of the small town. The local inn was famous for its hot springs, and while Tackleton would have preferred a cold shower right about now, this at least gave him a moment to himself to think about his problems. He sat in the stone pool, surrounded by the wooden structure that had no roof, so one could gaze at the night sky. He looked up and saw a shooting star, and while one might thing back to the star that was falling from the sky the night he was born, Tackleton had other things on his mind.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: My balls are KILLING ME! That Elvish bitch really did curse me! *sigh* Relax, let's just be grateful that Makoto is OK. She only suffered minor injuries. It did not help MY situation though...seeing her exposed like that. I had to spend hours being thanked by the locals for saving their village. Most of them were hot too! That's not fair!

Indeed Tackleton spent the day hiding behind bushes, or leaning forward as the townspeople thanked him for his valiant efforts.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: This is ALL her fault!

Elven Woman: Right you are! Hehehe!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH!

Sitting atop a rock adjacent to him, the little Elven woman wore nothing but a towel as she grinned at the hero.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: YOU....whoever you are!

Elven Woman: Did I never mention my name? I guess I wouldn't have considering it was supposed to be a stealth mission.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: We're calling rape a stealth mission now. Right. Sure.

Elven Woman: My name is Eldoriel, and it appears you've "grown" since I last saw you Tackleton Angelsmythe.

Eldoriel reached out with her tiny foot and tapped the end of Tackleton's "sword" making him shudder and panic.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: HEY! NO! DON'T DO THAT! I'm not even a foot guy! That's more of a Tim Johnson sort of thing.

Tim Johnson: *in the distance* You know it!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Tim?! What are you doing here?!

Tim Johnson: *in the distance* Just waiting for you two to finish what you're doing before I get my turn in the hot spring. Don't worry bro, I'm taking it to the grave remember? Tim Johnson's got your back. "Tim Johnson held up his thumb".

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Thanks Tim, but it's not like that, and you don't have to tell me that you're giving me a thumbs up! Eldoriel, please end this curse!

Eldoriel: Oh, I'll end it, just as soon as you give me what I want.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I CAN'T DO THAT! I love Makoto!

Eldoriel: You think this about love? This is about the future of Elven people! Millions are at stake! Don't you care?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Not especially! No!

Eldoriel: WELL TOO BAD! If you want the curse lifted, you're going to beg for a chance at this hot bod.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I WILL NEVE-

Makoto: Tackleton? Is that you?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh? Makoto?

Indeed, Makoto was right next to Tackleton so to speak, as she occupied the women's side of the hot springs, seperated only by a wooden partition.

Makoto: I thought I heard you over there. Is everything OK?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Uh...yeah! Yeah I'm good! I'm just over here...completely by myself! Haha!

Makoto: I can feel my cuts and bruises healing as we speak. This hot springs is wonderful.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Tim Johnson said it fills up the HP once...whatever that means.

Makoto: Have you heard the legends surrounding this place?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Uh...no?

Makoto: It flows from a special source, that is said to help produce children. I was thinking...maybe you could join me over here...and we could see if it works?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: HUH?! YEAH?! I'D REALLY LOVE-OW!

Makoto: Tackleton? What's wrong?

Eldoriel: You can't use THAT on anyone but me at least once, or else it will explode.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH!

Makoto: Are you all right?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: YES! Yes. I'm fine Makoto, I just...I have a cramp. I'm in...a lot of pain, so I can't join you...for that...right now. *internally* DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

Makoto: Maybe another time. You could bathe with me, and we could pray under the stars that the stork will quickly bring our child to the cabbage patch.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Right. *internally* Of course that's what she meant you idiot!

Eldoriel: Well?

Eldoriel dropped her towel, parted her legs, and motioned for Tackleton to come to her.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: It appears...I have no choice. For the future I want so badly to have with Makoto, I must do this, but I won't enjoy i-OH!

The next morning the warm breeze blew into Tackleton's room at the inn. The sounds of children laughing outside stirred Eldoriel awake. She quickly saw that she was naked still and covered up blushing. She looked over at Tackleton, who was sitting up in bed, pale and full of self loathing.

Eldoriel: *blushing* Y-you've got some pretty good moves.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: .....

To Be Continued...

Last edited by Machismo (12/09/2022 1:47 am)

Tackleton was frozen in fear as the shy Orc maiden stood before him. He was mesmerized by her cuteness. Cuteness, that was the word that kept coming into his mind, when he wasn't sneaking a peek at her heaving chest.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* They're perfect. So big, and yet so perky. Nothing is holding them up! They're a work of art! A literal work of art! I can't look away! I MUST look away! Be STRONG Tackleton! STOP thinking about her breasts! STOP thinking about her polishing your "sword" with her magical orbs! JUST STOP!

Piglette: *shyly* H-hello Hero Tackleton Angelsmythe. My name is Piglette Babish, and it's a pleasure to meet you. *blush*

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* She won't even look up! She's so shy! CUTE! Keep it together. You love Makoto! YOU LOVE MAKOTO!

Crankatous: HAHAHAHA! We shall leave you two alone to get to know each other! Let's let this "friendship" blossom. AHAHAHA!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Grrr! BASTARD OLD MAN!

Tackleton suggested that they go for a walk, as the cool air might calm him down, and give him reason to look at other things. They walked closely together down the busy streets of Capitula. She smelled wonderful. How could an Orc woman look so beautiful.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* He set me up! I already know where this is going. She's going to be aggressive to try and get me to impregnate her no doubt. The shyness, it HAS to be a facade right?

Piglette clutched her heaving chest, and tried to calm herself. The nervousness.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Are you all right?

Piglette: F-f-forgive me, I've j-just never been this close to a man for this long in my life!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: But we've barely spoken to each other! Are you crying?

Piglette: I'm trying not to! S-sorry.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Please don't apologize, and please don't cry! Everything is OK!

Around the corner, Crankatous was watching from the shadows.

Crankatous: A woman such as Piglette is truly alluring. It's time to turn up the heat.

Three large barbarians in skull masks walked up behind Crankatous.

Crankatous: Aha, the Goon Squad Trio, your services come highly recommended. I have a request for you. It may get messy.

Piglette was sitting against a wall, trying to dry her eyes, but still very nervous around Tackleton, which he still found very cute.

Piglette: I've worked for my father my whole life. One day, I suddenly found myself swept up in talks of marriage.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Does that mean...you're not on board with this whole thing?

Piglette: I'm merely doing what my father asked of me.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Oh good.

Piglette: However...your amazing performance at the tournament is burned into my memory.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* OH NO!

Piglette: Offering a repulsive woman like me, to a noble hero like you?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Repulsive?! You?!

Piglette: I'm an outcast in Orc society! My entire race treats me like garbage for being this ugly. I'm so sorry that you have to be seen with an ugly monster like me!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Wait! Where are you going?! Don't run away Piglette!

Piglette ran away crying, with Tackleton in hot pursuit. She ran through a crowd into an alley where she bumped into a trio of goons, the Goon Squad Trio specifically.

Piglette: Oh! I'm so sorry! I-

Good Squad Goon: Hey sweet cheeks! What's the hurry? Why not join us for a bite to eat? My and my friends can show you a good time. Hahaha!

Piglette: Um...no thank you. I-I-I-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hey! Piglette, stay behind me.

Piglette: Sir Tackleton?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: The Goon Squad Trio. You three are nothing but trouble! Stay away from Piglette!

Goon Squad Goon: The hell is your problem?! You're pissing me off! We're going to teach you a lesson!

All three men rushed to take a swing at Tackleton. They weren't coordinated, so when Tackleton instinctively ducked, they all punched each other. Amazing dodge from a very high luck stat. Piglette had her eyes covered in fear, but when she opened them and saw the trio on the ground, she assumed that Tackleton had beaten all three men with sheer will.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Now's our chance! Run Piglette!

Tackleton grabbed Piglette by the hand and ran through the crowd. Time seemed to slow down for Piglette, as she was enamored by her hero, that had just rescued her. Tackleton meanwhile was relieved that people would still consider him the World's Strongest, even if he hadn't done anything.

Piglette: Thank you for saving me Sir Tackleton! Saving an ugly Orc like me.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You're not ugly in the slightest. YOU'RE CUTE!

Piglette: *gasp*

The two ran off and spent more time together. Tackleton felt sorry for the Orc woman forced into this situation, so tried to give a pleasant day before politely declining the marriage proposal to save both of them from the arrangement. As the sun set, the two looked on at the city.

Piglette: The human Kingdom is truly wonderful.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yeah, it's something, and so are you. You need to have more confidence in yourself, so you can be with who you truly want to be with in the future.

Piglette: Who I truly want to be with?

Later that night, Tackleton and Piglette were seated with Crankatous and Mr. Babish once again.

Mr. Babish: Well? Were you two able to connect on a deeper, emotional level?

Piglette: *blushes* U-um...

Piglette nervously sipped the wine in front of her, which made Crankatous smile for some reason.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: With all due respect, I must speak my mind. This marriage proposal is nothing more than a ploy to score political points. The intention of those involved are not being taken into account. I believe that Miss Piglette feels likewise and would prefer not to proceed any further.

Mr. Babish: Does he speak the truth my daughter?

Piglette: Well, I...

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Now then, if you'll excuse me-

Crankatous: How rude! Leaving your seat before our esteemed guest has a chance to respond?! Where are your manners Tackleton Angelsmythe!?

Mr. Babish: Perhaps the two of you have not had enough time to gain an intimate understanding of another. Don't you agree Piglette?

Piglette: Um...

Piglette's big beautiful bosom was heaving, as she felt incredibly hot all of sudden. Her drink was fizzing, unbeknownst to Piglette and Tackleton, but Crankatous and Mr. Babish were both grinning ear to ear. Somehow Tackleton found himself getting roped into joining Piglette in a lavish bedroom.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What the hell?! Guildmaster!?

Crankatous: If you spend one night in this room, at least we can say that we tried. Though a mere formality, we must be sure to cover all our bases. I hope you refrain from making an error in judgement.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Oh crap! This is bad!

Piglette: Sir Tackleton?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hmm?

Tackleton turned to see the hot and heaving Piglette remove her dress, to reveal a completely see through night gown. Her perfect sized nipples protruding with excitement.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* BOOBS!

Piglette: Please Sir Tackleton, make me your slam pig!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAAAAAAAT?!

To Be Continued...

Last edited by Machismo (12/10/2022 4:31 am)

It was night as Tackleton sat at his room in the guild hall. Before him, a great feast sat on the table. Piglette, dressed in an apron, presented it to her hero.

Piglette: Please enjoy this meal I prepared for you Sir Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: It looks...s-sooo good. I can't wait to-

Mimi: HEY! WHAT GIVES!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?!

Tackleton looked up to see that not only Mimi and Lisa the Ogres sisters were in the room, but Eldoriel as well.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAT?! When did they get in here?!

Lisa: Tackleton Angelsmythe, we came here for a dose of your meat sauce only to discover this lowly pig?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Meat sauce? Who says that?

Lisa: Not to mention AN INSUFFERABLE ELF!

Eldoriel: Hehehe. Don't make me laugh. Tackleton Angelsmythe's life juices belong to the GREAT ELVEN RACE!

Lisa: You don't say?! How shall we settle this?

Eldoriel: A fight to the death perhaps?

Mimi: Bitch, we would CRUSH YOU!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: LADIES PLEASE! Seriously....HOW did you get in here?

Tim Johnson: *other side of the door* Don't worry Tackleton! Tim Johnson had your back and snuck them in for ya champ!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT TIM! Look ladies, please don't kill each other because of me!

Eldoriel charged at Lisa, but the tall and muscular Ogre woman simply bopped her with her fist and knocked her to the ground.

Mimi: Wowie, you're surprisingly weak, ain'tcha?

Lisa: When you stop them from using their magic, Elves are quite the pathetic creatures.

Eldoriel: Damned barbarians!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Cut it out! Ganging up on someone who can't defend themselves isn't very nice, y'know?! Come on Eldoriel, let me help you up.

Eldoriel: Huh? *blush* Thank you. I am...unharmed.

Mimi: What the hell is THAT about!? WE GOT DIBS ON TACKLETON! WE SAW HIM FIRST!

Lisa: WE TAKE PRIORITY!

Eldoriel: Such an argument means nothing! I have no doubt that you two savages too advantage of this man's weaknesses and forced him to do your bidding!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!

Lisa: And who exactly is this Orc anyway?!

Piglette: I-I'm...my name is Piglette, and I joined Crystalia as personal assistant to Sir Tackleton, the Star Prince. If I'm understanding correctly, the four of us are here for the same reason? We all wish to acquire the hero's seed.

Eldoriel: Heh. It's more than that. Tackleton Angelsmythe is the man whom I've chosen as my husband.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAT?!

Eldoriel: The idea of an Orc defeating a member of the proud Elven race such as I is truly laughable.

Piglette: B-but I-I had no intention of hogging Sir Tackleton to myself from the start! I am perfectly content with being one of his mistresses!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: MISSTRESSES?! ARE YOU JOKING?!

Eldoriel: *internally* Such a permissive attitude? How is this foe keeping her composure? THOSE GIANT TITS! They're the secret weapon! I must destroy her! CURSE YOU!

Eldoriel began to cast a spell in her hand.

Eldoriel: You think you're better than me because of the size of your chest?! I'll show you not to laugh at me!

Piglette: I DIDN'T LAUGH!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: STOP IT!

Eldoriel: The little wretch had the audacity to laugh at me!

Tackleston Angelsmythe: She wasn't laughing at anyone.

Eldoriel: Yes she was!

Mimi: Sounds like someone's kinda paranoid.

Lisa: It appears that conflict is inevitable. Therefore, in the interest of establishing a hierarchy amongst ourselves, we shall compete using our feminine wiles.

Eldoriel: FINE WITH ME!

Piglette: I-In that case. C-Count me in!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What? What?! WHAT?! What's happening here?! *internally* SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Eldoriel snapped her fingers, and a puff of smoke appeared above the group. A small nymph flew out of the smoke, with the body of a baby with wings.

Eldoriel: This is Agape, a fairy with the ability quantify male arousal.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What? That's SO specific though! N-No, not more sorcery! Please!

Eldoriel: The rules are simple enough! Whoever manages to excite the Star Prince the most wins!

Lisa: Very well!

Mimi: Okie-dokie! We'll go first!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I'd rather nobody went at all! I was so ready to eat!

The two Ogres sisters immediately ripped off all of their clothes!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHOA! SLOW DOWN YOU TWO! STOP ENTIRELY! DON'T DO THIS! I-

The two sisters embraced, and smashed their breasts together, creating a shock wave of arousal that struck Tackleton like an an arrow to the heart.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ACK!

Agape: 91! 91! 91!

Eldoriel: No! No, I can't...um...I got an idea!

Eldoriel snapped her fingers again, and her long green cloak magically turned into a string bikini that showed off her lithe form, but she still had a very flat chest.

Eldoriel: Hehe, what do you think?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ...

Agape: 3! 3! 3!

Eldoriel: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH BIG FUN BAGS AREN'T YOU?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What?! Huh?! What?! Hey!

Eldoriel: I DEMAND YOU GET AN ERECTION IMMEDIATELY!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH!

Piglette: I-I guess it's my turn now.

Piglette walked across the room, and it was only then that Tackleton noticed that she was completely naked under the apron. Her curvy figure was completely exposed.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: A NAKED APRON?! EVERY MAN'S DREAM!

Agape: 91! 91! 91!

Piglette: But I haven't done anything yet!

Eldoriel: DAMMIT! WHY ARE HER TITS SO BIG!

Lisa and Mimi: *internally* She is a worthy foe.

Eldoriel: BOOBS ARE OFF LIMITS!

Lisa: Oh dear, how embarrassing for you!

Mimi: Well she IS flatter than a pancake.

Eldoriel: HEY!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Is this a nightmare. It feels like a nightmare. Some sort of Hell. What did I do to deserve this...I mean other than all of the horrible cheating.

Piglette: Take it easy you two, you shouldn't tease her like that.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* God, it's me Tackleton. Please...stop the madness. I'm begging you. I-

Suddenly, Tim Johnson staggered into the room with a bottle of alcohol.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yes! Tim! Tim! You've got to help me stop the fighting!

Tim Johnson: *hick* Champ, you've never seen a harem anime have you?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I don't know what that is Tim Johnson, you're making that up!

Tim Johnson: *hick* When I was a NEET, I watched them a lot, and I came to find that the best way to break up a fight...is this!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: BOOZE?!

Tim Johnson: COME ON LADIES, TIME FOR A DRINK! "Tim Johnson grabs some glasses!"

Tackleton Angelsmythe: STOP NARRATING YOUR ACTIONS TIM JOHNSON!

About an hour of heavy drinking made a world of difference. The ladies were suddenly getting along, laughing and drinking. Piglette was so drunk she almost ate a piece of pork, something Orcs should really avoid doing. Mimi turned out to be a sad drunk, and started crying her eyes out for seemingly no reason, while Lisa and Eldoriel danced and spilled their drinks everywhere. Tim Johnson was passed out in the corner.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* I have to admit, the alcohol DID calm down the mood, but why do I have a very bad feeling about all of this?

Almost on cue a storm began to brew outside. Lisa turned and caught sight of Tackleton trying to hide in the corner, and she stumbled over to him breathing heavily.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* I KNEW IT!

Lisa: Come on Tackleton, we still have plenty to drink. Let me fill your cup.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: No thank you! I'm good! I try not to drink if I can help it! I wish I was an alcoholic, so I'd have a scapegoat for being a bastard, but I can't say that I drink.

Lisa grabbed Tackleton by the arm and drew it to her chest. Mimi grabbed his other arm and did the same. Piglette smashed her chest into Tackleton's face.

Piglette: Come on Sir Tackleton, drink with us!

Eldoriel: Yes, have some!

Tim Johnson: Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: KNOCK IT OFF! I know exactly what you're trying to do! Pump me full of alcohol and pressure me into your disgusting behavior, right?! I'M A PURE BOY! MAKOTO AND I ARE DESTINED FOR ONE ANOTHER! AND I...FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE...I WON'T GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION EVER AGAIN! STOP CROWDING ME! I'M A PURE BOY! PURE BOY!

All the women took off their tops at once.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *sharp horrified gasp*

Agape: 100! 100! 100!

Tackleton woke up the next morning in a haze. His head hurt, and he felt dehydrated.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What...what happened last night?

He sat up and cleared his eyes, trying to remember why he felt so woozy. He looked around and saw Lisa, Mimi, Piglette, and Eldoriel all laying naked around him.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ...I'M LITERALLY THE WORST!!!

To Be Continued...

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A drunken Makoto had had one too many glasses of wine, and that was about three glasses ago. She sat at her table, waiting for Tackleton patiently. She knew how important he was as a hero, and did not want to stop him from inspiring those in the guild. She laughed a little loud thinking back on the day she knew they were meant to be together. He was a rookie member of the guild, but had quickly taken to her. He wanted to become the strongest, but at first she didn't know why.

Makoto: You are too focused on becoming the world's strongest Tacklestan!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: M'lady it's Tackelton, and settling for second best isn't an option here. I must become the world's strongesst!

Makoto: Oh Tacklebun, what are we going to do with you?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Did you get it wrong on purpose that time?

She was used to the egotistical brutes trying to impress her, but Tackleton wasn't doing it to impress her. He was doing it to honor and protect her. She knew that the day they fought the giant Worg! It was bearing down on her, when he jumped into the way and blocked the attack. She was amazed at his timing, not knowing that he had tripped, and his insane luck stat made him stumble into the perfect place to deflect the attack. Her luck stat was said to be awful though, and that's why when she grabbed onto him, they both plunged over a waterfall. That night, she tended to his wounds by a fire in the woods, and that was the moment they stopped looking at each other as just guild-mates.

Makoto: That Tackleton, he's always been there for me. So honest and true. The perfect man for me.

Meanwhile in the magic latrine stall...

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *sobbing* I'M A BASTAAAAARD!

Later that night, Tackleton walked Makoto back to the guildhall.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I am SO sorry for letting them ruin our date!

Makoto: Your popularity is only natural. You're known as the world's strongest after all. I-whoa!

Makoto began to stumble from too much drinking, but Tackleton managed to catch her just in time.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Whoa! That was close! I'm almost too weak to hold her up right now! I got lucky.

High luck stat.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Are you all right Makoto?

Makoto: I think I drank too much at dinner. Silly me right? I need to head inside by myself though. If father sees me like this with you, he'll probably attempt to murder you.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Literally too! Haha...ha. *internally* AND HE'S GOT GOOD REASONS!

Makoto: You know, I wouldn't mind going on a trip together outside of our guild duties. Just the two of us...somewhere calm and relaxing.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: That sounds great. *internally* I don't deserve it! The guild is overwhelming! I'm going to SCREAM!

Makoto: Well...goodnight.

Tackleton closed his eyes and leaned in for a kiss, but then remembered he hadn't gotten that far with her yet, and she just stumbled into the guild hall.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* If I don't do something...those damn succubi are going to drain me and destroy my relationship with Makoto! I have to do something! I have to come up with a plan! I have to become resolute, and unwavering! I love her more than anything, and these betrayals have to STOP! I'm going to go to my room, and pray. Yeah, that's it! I'm going to pray that God gives me the strength to fend them off, and be an honest and pure boy again! Nothing is going to stop me from being true to Makoto!

Tackleton entered his room to find Piglette waiting for him in her naked apron.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: DAMMIT!

The next morning, Tackleton burst out of bed angrily. The birds were chirping, so he slammed the window shut. The bright sun shone in, so he closed the curtains. This woke up Piglette.

Piglette: Good morning Sir Tackleton. Are you unwell?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yeah, I'm unwell Piglette! I'm SO unwell! I'm a monster! An absolute bastard! I'm TRYING to be a hero here! I'm trying to maintain a moral code! I'm trying to be true to Makoto, but this stupid thing in my PANTS always betrays me! YOU SON OF A-

Tackleton hit himself in the groin and collapsed to the ground in agony.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH! OW! WHY?! WHY DID I DO THAT?!

Piglette: Oh my sweet dear Sir Tackleton. Please don't hurt yourself! You're making me cry!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internal* Cute! Dammit! That's cute!

Piglette: I don't want to make you so sad!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't want to make you sad! It's just...last night was a my special date with Makoto! I went behind her back and did all sorts of despicable things! *crying* I'm horrible!

Piglette: My heart breaks for you Sir Tackleton. You must have gone through a dreadful ordeal, and that is why you came onto me so easily last night.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Wait a minute...you mean...you weren't here to break the treaty?

Piglette: I was here to prepare dinner, but you had already eaten.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: So...I just made an assumption...and I MADE THE FIRST MOVE?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME! *ugly crying* AAAHHH! I'M TRULY THE WORST!

Piglette: You were confused! Please, try to put your mind at ease. Unlike the others, I would NEVER do anything to cause you pain.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Piglette!?

Piglette: So for now, let your feels out on me.

Piglette sat Tackleton's head in her lap, and he cried his eyes out, doing little baby kicks like a child throwing a tantrum. He was soothed by a warmth on his face, which he quickly recognized at Piglett's massive breasts. He tried to talk, but she mushed them into his face.

Piglette: Shh. No words now. Just relax and let it all out. I love you despite your self perceived flaws my hero.

Tackleton thought about the ways Orcs treated their women, and was at least glad he wasn't doing that badly considering Piglette's desires for Orc genocide.

Lisa: Oh dear, how distasteful.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hmm? AH!

Lisa was sitting at Tackleton's table, along with Mimi. Eldoriel burst out of his clothes closet.

Lisa: Such a shameless violation of the treaty.

Eldoriel: Farm animal is far too nice of a title for an Orc like HER!

Mimi: Can't take your eyes off of her for a second!

Piglette: With all due respect, you THREE were the ones violating Sir Tackleton's private time in broad daylight!

Eldoriel: Did the dimwitted Orc-

Mimi: Anticipate us getting a jump on each other?

Lisa: She positioned herself as the compassionate one! *internally* I knew it! This bitch is not to be trifled with!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: They violated their own rules, and cheated their system! They're not taking responsibility! They're trying to blame each other!

Lisa: Well, given the circumstances, we can only do one thing about this. In accordance with the treaty, we'll share his fluids equally.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AAAAAHHHH!!!

Tackleton suddenly snapped, and ran off screaming, still completely naked. He ran out of the guildhall, by Tim Johnson, and down the road. Thanks to his luck stat, Tackleton didn't become exposed to the whole city, but only because a large storm began to loom overhead. The rain sent everyone inside, except for the sobbing and naked Tackleton. He screamed down the streets, and clutched his head.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* I'm a fool! An absolute fool! A deplorable piece of garbage! There is only one thing I can do now! I have to leave! I have to run far far away! I have to leave this place tonight! With the clothes on my ba-with NO clothes at all! I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it! I'm going to leave RIGHT NOW!

Tackleton did not leave. In his fragile mental state, the Star Prince could not bring himself to leave behind his darling Makoto. He sat on set of steps an cried in the rain, cursing his inability to leave. As he sobbed, a large and imposing figure was walking down the same street. A red Ogre, rippling with muscles, long white hair, and powerful horns sat down beside Tackleton. The man wore large black furs, and carried two giant battle axes on his back.

Red Ogre: The rain has chosen an inopportune moment to fall upon us.

The Ogre reached into his bag and pulled out what looked like a handkerchief for him, but for Tackleton, it was the size of a towel.

Red Ogre: Please use this, if you are so inclined. The rain is making it rather cold out.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Th-th-thank you?

Tackleton covered himself up with the "towel".

Red Ogre: It would seem you have suffered a great tragedy.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Well, it's an embarrassing story really.

Red Ogre: I shall lend an ear, if you wish.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: To be honest, I've made a terrible mistake....sss. I've made terrible mistakes plural. Many many times. I'm irredeemable. I probably should suck it up and walk away, but no matter what I do, I can't get her out of my head.

Red Ogre: Ah. You speak of love. Love is beyond our control. I understand how you feel. As fate would have it, I just arrived in this town as part of my search for the woman who stole my heart.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: The woman who stole your heart?

Red Ogre: Three years I've been journeying across the land, leaving no stone un-turned in a quest to find her.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* He knows what it's like to fall head-over-heels for someone!

Red Ogre: At last, I secured a lead. Supposedly she has come to make Capitula her home. I hope to find her here. While I am unfamiliar with the details of your situation, you mustn't let fear consume you. If your love is genuine, then I am confident that fate shall light your path.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* He has such kindness and compassion for a total stranger! This Ogre guy is the definition of wholesome!

The storm quickly passed, and the sun shone once again. Tackleton stood up with resolve.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Thank you so much. That's exactly what I needed to hear. I won't give up! No matter what the future holds, I'll see it through! Makoto and I are going to find our happily ever after! Thank you again!

Tackleton ran off happily, refocused on the future he desired. The Red Ogre smiled at him as he ran off.

Red Ogre: Seems like a good fellow. I'm happy to have helped him find his way back to love. Now, if only I could find you, Ogrestan's Royal Princess, my beloved Lisa.

To Be Continued...