Lisa looked out the window of Tackleton's room. She was the only one still there, and appeared to be thinking to herself. Tackleton burst into the guild hall wearing only the towel, but quickly made it appear that he was exiting the baths. The high luck stat made this possible. As Tackleton made his way to his room, a guild mate approached him. He recognized her as the receptionist to the guild Pelegrina, a tiny ginger girl with thick glasses, and a penchant for book keeping and secretly hiding magazines of big, burly beefcakes.

Pelegrina: Hello? Tackleton? Are you well?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I've been better Pelegrina! I've been better! Have you seen Lisa the Ogre? I need to have a word with her. A very VERY important word!

Pelegrina: I believe she is in the guild hall somewhere yes. That's what I wanted to talk to you about brave Sir Tackleton! You have done so well bringing us new members, that the guild is making a significant profit this quarter! I'm so pleased by that, and proud that you are our champion. That being said, I've noticed most of the new sign ups are girls, so I was thinking we could do something get big strong brutes on the team and-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yeah yeah! Can we talk about this later?

Pelegrina: Of course! Ready whenever you are Sir Tackleton! Teehee, I knew he'd listen to me. He's so friendly and helpful. I'm not even going to question why he entered the guild hall mostly naked. I'm sure he had his heroic reasons.

Lisa continued to stare out the window, as an angry Tackleton burst into the room.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Explain yourself!

Lisa: Is something wrong?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Tell me the truth! Are you and Mimi members of the royal family?!

Lisa: ...

Tackleton Angelsmythe: A few months ago, two warriors come waltzing into the guild out of nowhere, and now I find out they're ROYALTY?! For the love God, say something!

Lisa: ...Where in Symphonia did you hear such a thing?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Don't answer my question with another question! But if you MUST know, I heard people whispering about it on the way back here! I had just gotten done talking to a very comforting new friend, and then I hear murmurs all over the place, because I had to HIDE to get back here! They said that the Ogrestan Princesses are in the city! They said someone was looking for them! IS THAT YOU!?

Lisa: Fine. I can't very well lie about something like this. Yes, Tackleton you speak the truth. I, Lisa Alpacas, acknowledge my position as the crown princess of Ogrestan, and heir apparent to the throne!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* AH! PANIC! AH! PANIC! Her last name is Alpacas?! AH!

Outside of the guild hall, a large red Ogre walked up and bowed to enter the building. Everyone got quiet and cleared a path as he made his way to the receptionist desk. Pelegrina was grinning and drooling as she looked at a magazine called Symphonia's Sexiest Studs.

Pelegrina: *fixes glasses* Hehehe.

Red Ogre: Excuse me, is this Crystalia?

Pelegrina: Hmm?

Pelegrina put down her magazine, coming face to face with the wall of muscle that was the red Ogre in front of her.

Pelegrina: What...what breathtaking pecs!

Red Ogre: Hm?

Pelegrina: *blushing* Yes! Yes, this is Crystalia! Have you come to join our guild!? Please say yes!

Red Ogre: My name is Antonio Spartokos, but you may simply call me Spartokos. I would like to submit an inquiry regarding-

Pelegrina: Hehe.

Spartokos: Umm...hello?

Mimi: Pelegrina! Hey, you got any work for us today?

Spartokos: Huh? Lady Mimi?!

Mimi: Spartokos! Hey! I barely recognized you! You got so beefy!

Back in his room, Tackleton was in an absolute panic, while trying to keep the towel on that belonged to Spartokos.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: This is serious you know! If I were to get the princess of a foreign country pregnant, it'd cause an international disaster of EPIC PROPORTIONS!

Lisa: Your concern is unnecessary. I give you my word that my identity shall pose no risk to you whatsoever. All I desire is your creamy goodness, nothing more.

Lisa smirked as she pulled her breasts out in front of Tackleton. He felt he had something else to ask her, but he suddenly forgot.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: H-HEY!

Lisa: Should I become pregnant with a child of unmatched strength, I shall promptly disappear from your sight. Thereafter, I shall never disclose the name of the father.

Lisa stepped out of her loin cloth, grabbed Tackleton by the hand, and lead him to the bed.

Lisa: In the interest of increasing our chances, how about we put a little more bump into our grind?

Tackleton lost all logical thought as he breathed heavily. The excitement caused the towel to fall off.

Lisa: Someone is ready I see.

Down the hall, Spartokos towards Tackleton's door. He was quickly stopped by Tim Johnson.

Tim Johnson: Welcome stranger! I'm Tim Johnson! This is my guild mate's room up ahead. You have business with him?

Spartokos: I am here for the Lady Lisa. Have you seen her?

Tim Johnson: Oh yeah man, she'll totally be in there. I told him to start hanging a sock on the knob, and I don't see one, so I think you're in the clear. "Tim Johnson points the way."

Spartokos: Um...thank you Tim Johnson...Tim Johnson. So Lisa might be behind this very door? Twas a long and arduous journey. It's been three years since they suddenly vanished. I never lost hope that I'd see her again. My feelings have not wavered in the slightest! Wait...what is that sound?

On the other side of the door, Spartokos heard a slapping or spanking sound, like a struggle was taking place.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I told you to get off of me! My mind is made up! I love Makoto! She and I are-

Spartokos burst open the door, after hearing sounds of struggle, and stood in the doorway, stunned by the sight in front of him.

Spartokos: LISA! I AM-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: EH?! AH!! HEY! RED OGRE FRIEND?! WHAT ARE YOU-

Spartokos: You....YOU! YOU BASTAAAAARRRRRD!!!

Spartokos stomped with such furious anger, that Tackleton's room began to crack apart.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: THE HELL?!

Spartokos: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY LADY LISA?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: YOUR Lady...oh no...OH NOOOO!!!

Spartokos swung with such force from his axe, that the wind caused a shock wave explosion that smashed huge hole in the wall. Tackleton was sent flying out of the room, but his massive luck stat helped him make a perfect hero landing on the ground below. The luck stat did NOT provide him with clothes however.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You destroyed my room! Now I'll NEVER get my security deposit back!

Spartokos: SAVE YOUR EXCUSES! I WILL KILL YOU!

The big red Ogre jumped out of Tackleton's room and met him on the street below. He held his axe aloft. Tackleton reached into the rubbish that he had fallen on, and pulled out an old banana. He panicked, but held it out like a sword. Thanks to Tackleton's luck stat, the banana was so old it had calcified, allowing to actually use it to block the swings of the axe.

Sparktokos: Lady Lisa was almost certainly NOT the woman you named as your lover and yet YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON HER?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: HER hands were on ME! THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP!

Spartokos: GRRRAAAAHHHH!!!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AHHHH!!!

Lisa: STOP THIS AT ONCE!

Sparktokos stopped his axe mere inches away from Tackleton's face. Lisa stood completely naked at the opening of Tackleton's room, trying to convey a royal presence completely in the buff.

Lisa: In the name of Lisa Alpacas, Crown Princess of Ogrestan, I hereby command you to cease this violence immediately Spartokos!

Spartokos grit his teeth, overwhelmed by anger, but still loyal to his Princess. He slowly put his axe down.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* The amount of pure hatred emanating from this man is insane.

Tackleton feared for his life, but should have been more fearful of the scene he had created. Luckily, everyone had run, so no one was seeing him standing naked with a large, buff Ogre, and a naked Ogre in his room. High. Luck. Stat.

To Be Continued...

Last edited by Machismo (12/15/2022 8:17 am)

A training montage ensured, where Tackleton appeared to be showing Spartokos all of his tricks with combat, which in reality only work most of the time because of the luck stat, but who was the red Ogre to argue with results. The training included Spartokos swinging a giant sword that Tackleton didn't even think he could swing. He also had Spartokos running drills in his room, like running back and forth, pushing a rag across the floor. In reality, the Star Prince merely wanted his newly reconstructed room cleaned up. Eldoriel used a forbidden form of muscle-enhancing black magic passed down amongst the Elves. If only she could've used breast-enhancing magic Tackleton briefly thought to himself. Piglette had a recipe using ingredients outlawed by Orc society, that amplified physical strength. Needless to say, it was full of pork. Combining all of these, but mostly just the last two, Spartokos managed to become an even bigger beast of an Orc, and one ready to compete against Lisa. He stood confident, flexing and grunting wildly as the trio looked on at their project.

Spartokos: I...STRONG! I....WIN!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Dear Lord, what have we done?!

Eldoriel: What needed to be done Tackleton Angelsmythe. What needed to be done.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Wait, who is that?

Spartokos immediately smiled and softened up when he saw a familiar face approach. The little secretary Pelegrina, with her large swirly glasses, short auburn hair, and slightly over sized beret. Everything about it accentuated how short she was. She happily skipped over to hand Spartokos his lunch.

Piglette: She's been coming by to see him almost every day this week. I think Pelegrina might be in love with Spartokos.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* In love with muscles maybe. She may look tiny, but her appetites for beefcake are so large they sometimes scare me. Normally she indulges her fetish from afar. Hmm.

The week had come and gone, and now Spartokos was standing in an open field opposite Lisa. He was stronger now, and more confident in his abilities. He knew what needed to be done. Tackleton and the others stood off to the side, putting all of their hopes into Spartokos, except for Mimi who was confident that her sister would succeed, and they would celebrate by taking more of Tackleton's seed. That was extra motivation for Spartokos to win for Tackleton.

Lisa: It would appear that you've come prepared with yet more training under your belt.

Spartokos: Lady Lisa, today is the day that I, Spartokos, shall prove my worth as a man once and for all!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Go for it Spartokos. Go for a flawless victory! And for the love of GOD, GET THAT WOMAN FAR AWAY FROM ME!

Mimi: FIGHTERS! BEGIN!

Spartokos and Lisa clashed their axes together, as sparks flew from the connection. Spartokos was able to not only knock Lisa back, but was able to avoid her blows.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* That's it Spartokos! Thanks to the training, his skills have likely surpassed hers! Wait...she's laughing. WHY IS SHE LAUGHING! Why is Spartokos suddenly moving so slow?!

That's when Tackleton saw it. With Lisa's movements, she was making her chest shake excessively. This was catching the attention of the virginal Spartokos, who was now on the defense.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* IS SHE USING HER BOOBS TO DISTRACT HIM?!

Tackleton fell to his knees in dispair.

Piglette: What's wrong Sir Tackleton?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: IT WAS BOOBS THE WHOLE TIME! The match...is over.

Eldoriel: What?! What do you mean!?

Lisa twirled her axe in a way to make her breats jiggle even more. Spartokos was entranced, as she simply used her chest to knock him in the face. Blood flew from his nose as he fell backwards and hit the ground. Spartokos had lost.

Mimi: The winner is BIG SIS! YEAH!

Lisa: Heh, all too easy.

Mimi: Piece of cake huh?

Eldoriel: I CALL FOUL PLAY! Spartokos is a virgin! Swinging those giant udders of yours around isn't fair!

Piglette: I don't believe that is a proper technique for a soldier!

Mimi: What's the big idea, insulting us Ogres with your dumb accusations! A fight is a fight!

Piglette and Eldoriel screamed back and forth with Mimi as Tackleton was still on his knees, a tired and broken man, feelign trapped in a prison of his own design.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Why did I have to win that damn tournament? Spartokos, your efforts to lead a life of total discipline cost you everything. Unfortunately, it would seem that this too is the fate of the creature known as "man".

Later that day, Spartokos awoke in Tackleton's room.

Spartokos: AH! The fight! What happened?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Bad news my friend.

Spartokos: NO! It can't be! I have lost yet again?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Spartokos, I feel your tears. Even IF he were to demand another rematch, I doubt the outcome would be any different. His combat skills are not the problems. It's boobs. Boobs are the problem. It makes me sick just saying that. Boobs should be never be the-

A knock at the door snapped Tackleton out of his though.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: H-Huh? Come in.

Pelegrina: E-Excuse me. Is Spartokos awake yet?

Spartokos: I am Pelegrina! Come in!

Pelegrina: I uh...didn't startle you did I?

Spartokos: Not at all. I'm happy to see you.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Wait a minute, I think...I just got...AN IDEA! The missing piece of the puzzle!

Spartokos: I apologize for such a pathetic display.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Ahem! Spartokos? Do you have a second? I need to talk to you alone.

Spartokos: Hm?

Tackleton lead Spartokos into the next room.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: So listen, what do you think of Pelegrina over there?

Spartokos: I'm afraid I don't understand.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Well, between you and me. Pelegrina's known for being a connoisseur of guys with huge, rippling muscles. With an enticing physique like yours, I think it's safe to say that you'd have no problem winner her over. Eh? Eh? Know what I mean? Eh?

Spartokos: What are you implying?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Let me be frank! You aren't able to beat Lisa, because you're far too susceptible to the charms of the opposite sex! Your obsession with remaining abstinent for Lisa's sake is a disadvantage! Your eyes wander across her body during battle, destroying your ability to concentrate! I understand! I understand that her boobs have hypnotic powers! I've been a victim of the hypno boobs myself! But, if we were to build up your experience with women-

Spartokos: What exactly are you suggesting I do Sir Tackleton!?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH!

Spartokos: You would have me surrender my virginity to a woman other than Lady Lisa!?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I-I mean, think about it. Spending time with Pelegrina gives you butterflies in your stomach doesn't it?

Spartokos: Well...I mean...I-I have devoted my entire life to Lady Lisa! I have sacrificed every waking moment for her!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Exactly! You're depriving yourself of other possibilities because you're way too focused on chasing after this one woman!

Spartokos: But-

Pelegrina: Spartokos!

Pelegrina opened the door to the conversation. Tackleton smiled to himself, knowing that the curious little short stack would try to listen in.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Nice!

Spartokos: Pelegrina?! Were you listening this whole time?!

Pelegrina: You care deeply for Lisa, and I'm fully aware of that. However, I too feel just as deeply...for YOU!

Spartokos clutched at his heart, and then held Pelegrina's hands in his. They stared longingly at each other.

Spartokos: Pelegrina!

Pelegrina: Spartokos!

Spartokos: Pelegrina!

Pelegrina: Spartokos!

Spartokos: Pelegrina!

Pelegrina: Spartokos!

Tackleton saw himself out, with a very pleased expression on his face.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Looks like the walls surrounding that innocent heart of his were paper thin. All he needed was a little push, and now my master plan is truly in action.

The next morning, the sun shone through the trees, and the birds were chirping loudly. A lovely warm breeze carried though Capitula, as Spartokos sat up in bed, looking up at the sky smiling with true peace of mind, as a sleeping Pelegrina lay beside him. Later, Spartokos was with Tackleton Angelsmythe, standing atop a wall to the city, looking down over the peaceful and happy place.

Spartokos: For some strange reason, I feel as though a burden has been lifted from my shoulders.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yep, you're a changed man. Totally different than the person you were yesterday. And that power coursing through your veins should be more than enough to defeat Lisa Alpacas!

Spartokos: Sir Tackleton, I must admit, it was exactly as you said. By pouring my time and effort into the pursuit of a particular woman, I had lost sight of the path to true happiness.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What?

Pelegrina: Takos!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What!?

Spartokos: Pele Pele!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAT?!

Pelegrina: Here, you forgot your lunch!

Spartokos: How thoughtful of you!

Pelegrina: Eat his, and tonight you'll have more muscles!

Spartokos: *blushing* Haha!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hey! What about your rematch with Lisa?

Spartokos: Oh Lisa?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yes! Lisa!

Spartokos: That's all water under the bridge now! My heart belongs to Pelegrina, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for this Sir Tackleton. You truly are a hero!

Pelegrina: I knew you were my favorite guild mate Sir Tackleton! Thank you! Hey, you should join our guild too Spartokos!

Spartokos: Join Crystalis?! GREAT IDEA!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?! My master plan...was to get him laid and make him fall in love?! WHAT WAS I THINKING?! I SPENT A WEEK ON THIS?! THE GUY GAVE UP THE MOMENT HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND! DAMMIT!

Lisa: What a relief! It looks like he's finally found a suitable partner.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: LISA?!

Lisa appeared with Tackleton the moment Spartokos left to be with Pelegrina.

Lisa: Despite his sentimental nature, that man is the Ogre our army has to offer. I owe you a debt of gratitude for your assistance with this matter Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* THAT WASN'T MY PLAN! THAT WASN'T MY PLAN AT ALL! THIS IS OPPOSITE OF MY PLAN! AAAH!

Lisa: The true path to happiness. Have you considered giving any thought to it?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?

Lisa: What does "true happiness" mean to you?

Lisa backed Tackleton up against a wall, pressing her breasts against him, leaving him paralyzed.

Lisa: Do you REALLY want to marry that naive, oblivious Makoto? You want to be stuck with that senile old Crankatous as your father-in-law? Be honest with yourself. Is that what you'd call "true happiness"? If you wanted to get serious about OUR relationship, then the Star Prince could become the Star King of an entire nation.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: HUH?!

Lisa suddenly backed off and started walking away.

Lisa: Think it over Tackleton Angelsmythe. Which path is it you seek?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Which....which path?

Lisa: Where does your true happiness lie?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: True happiness? I-

Makoto: Tackleton!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?

As Lisa walked way, Makoto ran towards Tackleton. Her beautiful face brightening Tackleton's day more than even the sun ever could.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* That's right. I already told myself that I'm done being indecisive. My mind is made up. THIS is my path to happiness!

Makoto: Tackleton!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Makoto!

Tackleton tried to move in for a hug, but she stopped him short at holding his hands.

Makoto: Where have you been?! It's been a week!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Where? Well I-

Makoto: Please, you have to come with me! It's the Goblins!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?!

Makoto: On the orders of the Dark One! The Goblin Invasion is finally upon us!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Dammit! I think I heard something about that, and then I completely forgot! HOW COULD I FORGET?!

A short time later, Tackleton and Makoto were riding side by side on horseback through the woods.

Makoto: We've already received numerous requests for a backup from villages across the area!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: A mass outbreak of Goblins! If we don't nip this in the bud, the effects could be catastrophic!

Makoto: I just hope we make it in time!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I'll protect you! No matter what happens, I'll keep you safe!

Makoto: Same here. I have complete faith and trust in you!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* OUCH!

Makoto: When this is over-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: It will be just you and me!

Makoto: I can't wait!

As the two rode off to battle, they didn't notice the three horses riding close behind. Lisa and Mimi had their own horses, while Piglette allowed Eldoriel to ride with her.

Eldoriel: I don't like her! Look, they're holding hands!

Mimi: Hand holding?! What is this, amateur hour?!

Piglette: A woman admired by Sir Tackleton isn't to be trifled with!

Lisa: Don't be silly! Losing to Crankatous' foolish daughter is NOT an option! Tackleton Angelsmythe, regardless of which path you choose to take-

Lisa, Mimi, Eldoriel, and Piglette: YOUR DICK BELONGS TO ME!

To Be Continued....IN CHAPTER 2!

Last edited by Machismo (12/25/2022 1:49 am)

As the town reeled from the "attack" of the previous night, Tackleton found himself doing a different kind of impaling

Guild Member: Tim Johnson! Tim Johnson!

A member of Crystalia ran over to Tim as he sat in front of the door of a house in the town.

Tim Johnson: The hero is truly a lucky gu-

Guild Member: Tim Johnson!

Tim Johnson: Huh? Yeah?

Guild Member: Bad news sir! The White Lily Bud Squadron lead by Lady Makoto has been wiped out!

Tim Johnson: Wha-

A loud explosion erupted behind Tim Johnson, as the ceiling opened up and four naked women were flung into the air.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

Tackleton kicked open the door and ran off out of the town.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: MAKOTOOOOOO!

Tim Johnson: Tackleton! Wai-

The four girls came crashing down on top of Tim Johnson.

Lisa: Ouch! Good grief! Every single time.

Mimi: All for a woman who only holds hands.

Eldoriel: What does she have that we don't!

Piglette: You're all crushing me.

Tim Johnson: T-Tackleton. "Tim Johnson blacks out".

Tackleton rushed to the canyon outside of town. A deep valley that once house a river before it was diverted, and made for a perfect location to deflect that Goblins. That was the plan anyways.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* The Goblins have captured my beloved! What if they're stripping her down or sexually humilating her!? This boner is NOOOT from thinking about that! I was being assaulted just a few minutes ago! I have a perfectly valid excuse! I have to save my pure sweet Makoto from those fiends! Hey wait a second!

Tackleton noticed someone moving next to a boulder. A woman soldier, who was a member of Makoto's White Lily Bud squad.

White Lily Bud: I'm so sorry, Sir Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What happened?

White Lily Bud: M-Makoto, she's up there.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Up....there?

The White Lily Bud pointed upwards. Tackleton looked up to see three Higher Goblins with spears, holding a topless Makoto hostage. Tackleton wiped the blood from his nose and hoped no one saw it.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: MAKOTO!

White Lily Bud: Those aren't just higher Goblins Sir Tackleton. I suspect they are the Goblin Queen's elite squad.

Higher Goblin: That we are. The Trinity Hobgoblins are your service. You're the World's Strongest I presume?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: UNHAND MAKOTO IMMEDIATELY! *internally* Wow, she has such massive, juicy breas- FOCUS!

Higher Goblin: Hehehe. Don't move, or we will end her. Drop the sword.

Tackleton was angry and panicked, and at the same time transfixed on Makoto's chest. Still, reason gave way to the mix of emotions, and he tossed his sword aside.

Higher Goblin: Hehehe. Y'know, for the World's Strongest, you're no much to write home about. I admire the sense of compassion you humans possess, truly I do. But it can also be your biggest weakness.

Makoto came to as the Goblins were tying his hands behind his back.

Makoto: Tackleton!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: It's OK Makoto! I couldn't let them hurt you.

Makoto: Forget about me! You have to fight them Tackleton!

Higher Goblin: ...T-Tackleton?!

The Goblins and the Trinity Hobgoblins dragged Tackleton and Makoto, along with other straggler males to their home base, a cave system not too far from the town. The Higher Goblin that lead the kidnapping stayed very close to Tackleton, and kept a curious eye on him. Tackleton was forced to witness men being ravaged by the Goblins. They were crying, but a few of them seemed to be trying to hide smiles, and Tackleton wondered if they allowed themselves to be captured on purpose.

Makoto: This is awful Tackleton! The Goblins are attacking the vulnerable part of men, but why would they-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Don't look! Look away! Just look into my eyes. Focus on my voice. It's a trick to help us be brave.

Makoto: Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: We're going to find a way to escape. We'll be together...and it'll be just you and me remember? Until then, I need you to trust me. I won't let them lay a finger on-OOF!

A Goblin kicked Tackleton to the ground.

Goblin: NO ONE GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK HUMAN!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH! I-

A loud, visceral groan echoed through the caves. The other Goblins stopped what they were doing at this loud bellowing.

Goblin: The Queen demands a sacrifice!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: THE QUEEN?!

Makoto: Let him go! What are you going to do Tackleton?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I, Tackleton Angelsmythe will NEVER surrender to the likes of a Goblin!

The Goblins took Tackleton away, leaving the Higher Goblin with Makoto. She stared him while scratching her chin.

Higher Goblin: ...Tackleton.

Tackleton was stripped to his underpants as she was marched towards the Queen.

Goblin: HEHEHE! Go on, the Queen's waiting for you inside!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* What sort of hideous monster awaits? Hang on a second. The higher up the hierarchy, the more they look like humans. Which means the Queen might be a voluptuous babe! That wouldn't be so ba-

 A large glob of viscous fluid splashed all over Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Ich! Ah! Gross! What is- HUH?!

Tackleton looked up to see a hideous sight before him. A giant Goblin ten times Tackleton's size, but also ten times as fat and ten times as ugly as he could have ever imagined.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Oh God! The smell! *gags*

Goblin Queen: Shooo you're the World'sh Shtrongesht eh? I'll be shure to SHLATHER you will all of my love and affection.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Back in town, the White Lily Bud managed to make it back to warn Tim Johnson, who in turn told Tackleton's four "mistresses".

Mimi: They took him home like a bimbo at a bar?!

Lisa: For a man with unimaginable strength, his weaknesses are surely never in short supply.

Eldoriel: I swear, he's SO pathetic.

Tim Johnson: They're probably after Tackleton's Tackleton if you catch my drift, and I think you four do. I doubt they'd kill him.

Piglette: Either way, the four of us must aid Sir Tim in rescuing Sir Tackleton!

Lisa: What choice do we have. We shall band together to save him. The idea of his superior genetic juices being wrung out of him by those repulsive Goblins. It rubs me the wrong way I'm afraid.

Tim Johnson: Tackleton is a true hero, with fortitude and courage, I'm sure he's fighting them off bravely as we speak!

Back in the Goblin cave, a naked and goo covered Tackleton was tossed into a cell.

Goblin: Get used to it prisoner! This is your life from now on! Haha, the Queen put him to work!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ...I let that thing fiddle my diddle. *gags* What the hell is wrong with me! By a nightmare creature no less! I got to find a way out of here before they make me a permanent stud horse! This is just a rock cave, and these bars look like hardened secretion, almost web like. I bet if I put my mind to it, I can easily find a way out!

Half a day passed, as the naked Tackleton cradled into a ball on the floor.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Nope. I'm trapped.

Suddenly, Tackleton looked up to see he wasn't alone.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Whoa! Wait, you're...that Higher Goblin. What do you want?

Higher Goblin: To get you out of here.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?

Higher Goblin: Follow me.

Tackleton's luck stat was amazingly high, but even he couldn't imagine why this was happening. The Higher Goblin that captured him, was now trying to break him out? She was incredibly beautiful for a Goblin, wearing primitive leathers, that showed off her ripped figure, and barely covered her where it counted.  

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Why are you helping me? Can you help me break out Makoto too?

Higher Goblin: That woman from before? I'm afraid I can't do that.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You can't expect me to just leave her behind. I'll get her our of there somehow!

Higher Goblin: You don't...remember me, do you?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Remember you? I don't know any Goblins...except for one. I knew one, but she's long gone.

Higher Goblin: It's me Tackleton. It's me! It's Gobuko!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Gobu- Wait....Gobuko? The Gobuko from all those years ago!?

Tackleton saw this stacked woman as a smiling little Goblin girl for a moment, remembering a long lost friend.

Gobuko: I missed you! This whole time, I've missed you so much Tackleton!

Memories flooded through Tackleton's mind. Memories of he and his little sister in the snow.

Tackleton's Little Sister: Look Big Bro! I found a baby Goblin!

Years prior to now, the hero and his sister were a cabin to keep warm from the snow, and that is where they happened upon a lonely little Goblin who needed their help. Tackleton's sister place her in a box and put her next to the fire.

Tackleton's Little Sister: Gobuko is so cute!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Gobuko?

Tackleton's Little Sister: Yeah, that's what I decided to name her!

Tackleton and his sister not only named her, but clothed her, and raised her, not just through the winter, but for years following that first encounter. They laughed and played together, and the two siblings taught Gobuko how to read and write. Things were good, until one day, the Goblin Hunters came in their robes on horseback. Tackleton shook off the horrible sight and snapped back to the present.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Gobuko, but they-

Gobuko: I managed to slip away from them, but I got lost trying to find you! Then, the Queen took me in. Things were tough until I got used to living like a Goblin, but-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You were alive this whole time? I hoped, but I never knew. I assumed the worst. I'm so sorry I wasn't able to protect you that night. Look at you....you're all grown up!

Tackleton hugged Gobuko, but then remembered he was completely naked and backed off a little.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I'm sorry! I'm just so happy to see you! Let me just check something.

Tackleton remembered that his sister used to pet Gobuko on the chin and it made her purr. Tackleton pet her, and she did indeed purr.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I'd know that face anywhere! You really ARE Gobuko.

Gobuko: I was afraid you forgot about me.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: We're family! I didn't forget about you, not for a second!

Gobuko: Family?! Y-yes, you're right! The two of us are family! We could never forget about each other!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Listen, family should help each other out right? So please, take me to where they're keeping Makoto!

Gobuko: Sure thing! *flexes* Cause that's what family does!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* I never really forgot, but I did try. It hurt too much to say goodbye.

Tim Johnson and the girls made it to the cave entrance at this point, with four of them hiding behind a boulder. Mimi decided a different approach, standing and overlooking the whole place.

Mimi: TACKLETON! ARE YOU IN HERE?! HE-

Tim Johnson and Lisa quickly grabbed her and dragged her behind the boulder.

Tim Johnson: "Tim Johnson panics!"

Lisa: Shhh!

Eldoriel: What kind of dimwitted moron alerts the enemy to her position?!

Piglette: Look Sir Tim, there is a button on the wall there.

Mimi: IMMA PUSH IT!

Tim Johnson: NO DON'T!

Mimi hit the button, and the floor beneath them opened up. Meanwhile Tackleton was walking through the cave, with Gobuko. She suddenly stopped him dead in his tracks and pulled him towards her. He looked down to see her green face reddening.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Gobuko? Are you OK?

Gobuko: We've got a problem. She must've thrown the switch.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: The switch?

Gobuko: The Goblin Queen, her pheromones....we're all sensitive to them right now.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ....You don't say.

Gobuko: We can go into heat at the drop of a hat! Please...a-a quickie might help calm me down a little.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: A what?! Gobuko! No! We're FAMILY remember?

Gobuko: Right! Family...I'll hold myself off for as long as possible.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *whew* Thank you! I-

Gobuko immediately grabbed Tackleton's crotch and pushed him against the wall.

Gobuko: I'M AT MY LIMIT!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: BUT YOU JUST STARTED TRYING!

Gobuko opened her top and made Tackleton touch her breasts.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* No! I can't give in! Not here! Not like this! For once Tackleton, have the strength to stop yourself! I need a miracle!

Mimi: LOOK OUT BELOW!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh? Oh thank God! Wait. WAIT!

Tim Johnson and the four girls landed right on Tackleton and Gobuko. The four ladies were quick to pick themselves up at the sight of naked Tackleton with naked Gobuko.

Mimi: Hey! We're over here busting our asses trying to rescue you, and you're playing hide the sausage with a Goblin?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What?! HEY! No!

Lisa: Bedding a Goblin requires some seriously low standards.

Gobuko: Hey! I'm a HIGHER GOBLIN!

Eldoriel: At this point, I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: This isn't what it looks like!

Tim Johnson: "Tim Johnson motions to the group!" Quiet your voices. I hear something.

The group stayed silent as a large figure approached. In actuality it was three figures. Two lusty Goblins, carrying a ripped man with a blue and red helmet and matching thong.

Tim Johnson: Sir Kenji? That's Sir Kenji, the Goblin Hunter! He knows everything there is to know about Goblins.

Tackleton stood up, still completely naked, but now with Eldoriel on his shoulders from the fall.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: You're the famous Goblin Hunter?

Sir Kenji: It's not as impressive as it sounds. I have a thing for Goblins, so it wasn't long before I learned the ins and outs of their species. That's just the kind of man I am.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: That....that's not going to help us. This guy just likes to screw Goblins!

Tim Johnson: On the contrary! Look at the Goblin horns. The ones protruding from their heads and shoulders. In their heightened sexual state they grow longer, but look, these two have shrunken. They are satiated. We need to learn the secret, or we'll be forced to exterminate a large part of their entire population.

Gobuko: *gasp*

Sir Kenji: All I did was give them what they want. There are tragically few people willing to show Goblins the love and affection they deserve. It's no wonder that people can't see the truth on how to deal with the situation. It's quite simple. All you have to do is-

Suddenly a huge rock flew through the air and cracked Sir Kenji in the helmet, knocking him out.

Tim Johnson: Sir Kenji!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Dammit! That came from a Goblin sling! We're surrounded!

Tim Johnson: We will deal with this Tackleton. Go and find Makoto.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Tim Johnson?

Lisa: We will collect our compensation later Tackleton. I can promise you that.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *gulp*

Mimi: Three good nuts a piece.

Eldoriel: Make it four.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Who talks like that?! I can't argue with you right now. I have to save Makoto!

Piglette: I-I would like to be included in that too please.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Thank you ladies. Thank you Tim Johnson....Tim Johnson. I'm off!

The naked Tackleton rushed through a sea on Goblins, while Tim Johnson and the others held off and even larger horde behind him. Gobuko helped him and followed him down the long and winding caves. They eventually made it to Makoto's cell.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Makoto!

Makoto: Tackleto-oh my goodness! You're naked!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Look away! I'll get you out of here in no time!

Makoto: You came.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I TRIED NOT TO!

Makoto: Huh?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?

Makoto: I said you came for me.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Oh! Yes! Of course I did!

Gobuko: Here are the keys!

Makoto: Who is that Goblin.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: She's family. We can trust her.

Gobuko: Hehe!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Now, we'll just unlock this and-

Goblin Queen: GOBUKO! YOU DARE BETRAY ME!?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AW DAMMIT!

To Be Continued...

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Tackleton Angelsmythe panicked. His heart was ready to burst out of his chest and run away on its own. The fear instilled by the knocking had him nearly crazed, until...

Tim Johnson: "Tim Johnson knocks once again". Hey bro, are you in there?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?! Tim Johnson?! Is that you?! Oh great! Yes my friend, I'm in here. What's up?

Tim Johnson: Just letting you know that a cute little blonde just walked in claiming to be your sister? She's on her way now. "Tim Johnson walks away smoothly".

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH! It was just a minor reprieve! What am I going to do?!

Gobuko: I have a question Tackleton? These naked women in your room? Just who are they?

Eldoriel: You didn't even tell her about us?!

Mimi: You'd think after we helped save her species she'd be thanking us!

Lisa: I wonder why she didn't question this last night when we were all-

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hey! This isn't the time for shenanigans!

Gobuko: A herd of females that satiate your fleshly desires. Hmm! Oh! They must be your family too!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: NOT EVEN CLOSE! I have to get out of here!

Piglette: Sir Tackleton, is there a reason you don't want to see your sister?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: SHE'S THE DEVIL!

Gobuko: Huh? That doesn't sound like-

Gobuko was interrupted by the sound of loud, powerful knocking. Tackleton froze in fear. He looked at the door, looked at the girls, looked at the door, looked at the girls, looked at the door, and looked at the girls again. It finally clicked.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *whisper yelling* YOU CAN'T BE HERE! QUICK GO HIDE RIGHT NOW!

Tackleton pushed them all aside, and slowly opened the door a crack to see the tiny blonde with two oversized swords on the other side. His sister Lucy Angelsmythe.

Lucy Angelsmythe: BROTHER!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH!

Tackleton slammed the door shut again, when he realized all the girls were still standing right behind him, confused and still very much naked.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH! WHY?! AH! WHY?!

Lucy Angelsmythe: Brother? Let me in! Your adorable little sister traveled a long way to see you.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* THIS IS BAD! THIS IS SOOO BAD! IF SHE SEES THEM, I CAN KISS MY ASS GOODBYE!

Lisa: We should probably do as he says and hide, just so he doesn't have a heart attack, but what if the situation goes south?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Best cast scenario....we die.

Eldoriel: Wait....BEST CASE?

Gobuko: Did something happen between you and Lucy?

Mimi: I don't really get what the big deal is, but-

Piglette: If you insist Sir Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yes. Thank you! Yes. I insist. Yes. Hide! If we're going to survive this, we have to play it smart. Don't leave a trace of evidence behind! Grab your clothes and hide!

All the girls scattered, as the door was suddenly kicked open behind Tackleton, just as he managed to throw on a pair of shorts.

Lucy Angelsmythe: Jeez brother, what are you doing in here?
 
Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?! What?! Huh?! Oh hi Lucy! I was just...cleaning up before I let you in! It was a bit of a mess you see! I didn't expect to see you so soon! Hi again! HAHAHAHA!

Lucy Angelsmythe: That's why I sent you a letter silly. Hey look, I brought you a present!

Lucy had a large bundle tied behind her sleak black armor, that covered everything but her head. She threw the bundle onto the table and unwrapped it to reveal the skeletal head of an imposing dragon.

Lucy Angelsmythe: The skull of an Eternal Force Ancient Dragon I was hired to slay. Piece of cake really. Took no time at all.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: W-Wow! L-Lucky me! Thank you! *internally* AN ETERNAL FORCE ANCIENT DRAGON!? THOSE ARE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND SHE CALLED IT A PIECE OF CAKE! AHH! AHHH! AHH!

Lucy Angelsmythe: By the way, congratulations on your engagement to Makoto! A big sister huh? That'll be so much fun! You don't write to me often enough, but she seems to so kind and honest. She's WAY too good for you big brother. Haha!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Haha...you have...no idea.

Lucy Angelsmythe: Where are my manners? I need to put this skull somewhere for you. In that cupboard?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?! THAT cupboard?!

Lucy shot up and walked over to the cupboard that housed not just one, but all of the ladies inside of it as Tackleton would find out. He was quick to put his hand on it, and stop her from opening it. All he could hear was the sound of his own heart about to explode.

Lucy Angelsmythe: Huh? What gives?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Th-Th-Th-That cupboard is f-f-f-f-f-full.

Lucy Angelsmythe: ...Something seems kind of fishy. This might be a bit of a stretch but....you're not hiding anything from me, are you?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAT?!

Lucy Angelsmythe: Like for example....AN AFFAIR!?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH!

Lucy Angelsmythe: JUST KIDDING! HAHAHA!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Ha..ha...HAHAHAHAHA!

Lucy Angelsmythe: Just a joke, because I know that you're NOTHING like our shitty old man. I TOTALLY trust you.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: C-C-Come to think of it, didn't you mention that you handled that business you were dealing with? Wasn't that something ABOUT our father?

Lucy Angelsmythe: Oh yes. I finally feel like I'm free from the past. A breath of fresh air, like I can move on with my life now.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: That's...that's wonderful! I-

Lucy Angelsmythe: That deadbeat father of ours that made Mom miserable, and tore our family apart when he went on his little cheating spree. The cheating that tore us apart. The cheating that left us on our own. The cheating that I dispise with every fiber of my being. That bastard...I chased him to the edge of a desert out east and made him PAY for that cheating. Slimy old bastard, he had the audacity to try and beg for his life. Classic Dad am I right? Haha...HAHAHAHA!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hahahaha...*internally* AHHHH! AAAHHHH!! AAAAHHH!!!

Lucy Angelsmythe: HAHAHAHAHA!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ...C-C-Can I get you something to drink?!

Lucy Angelsmythe: BOOZE AND LOTS OF IT! Time to celebrate!

Tackleton ran to his bed room and opened the window so he could puke outside. A copious vomit that nearly turned him inside out, as his own organs seemed to want to escape this peril.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Little sister or not, that girl's a freaking psychopath! First there was Dad's cheating fiasco, and then the Gobuko situation. She went from a sweet girl to an extemely emotionally unstable one, and she never quite grew out of it.

Keep in mind too that the Angelsmythe family were all quite gifted and powerful. In fact, if not for the luck stat, many would see Lucy Angelsmythe as a candidate for world's strongest.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* She used to be my sweet little sister, and I cherished her, but now she's unpredictable ball of bloodthirsty violence and terror! At least the girls did well to hide AND hide the evidence.

Just then as Lucy sat in the other room happily awaiting her drink, she looked over by a bookshelf and saw a frilly pair of underwear on the floor.

Lucy Angelsmythe: WHAT THE?! I KNEW that asshole was hiding something!

Tackleton emerged from his room with clothes on, as he brought out a tray with drinks and glasses.

Tackelton Angelsmythe: Figured I should probably put some clothes on. Sorry that took so long, I-

Lucy Angelsmythe: Hey...big brother....mind if I ask you a question?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?

Lucy Angelsmythe: By any chance, was Makoto in your room recently?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Uh....no? Crankatous doesn't let her out of his sight much.

Lucy Angelsmythe: So she hadn't been here, and you wouldn't, under any circumstance bring another woman home. Would you?

The tray in Tackleton's arms began to shake.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Right.

Lucy Angelsmythe: Well then...EXPLAIN THIS!

Lucy by this point had not only found the underwear, but oils, whips, beads, and other assorted naughty instruments.

Lucy Angelsmythe: I don't know what HALF of this even is, but I know they belong to women!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* DAMMIT! I TOLD THEM TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE!

Lucy Angelsmythe: I thought something was off from the very start! This room...I can smell it in here! The STENCH of a woman! THE STENCH OF LIES! YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR AREN'T YOU?! YOU'RE LYING TO MY FACE AREN'T YOU?! YOU KNOW I HATE LIARS! YOU KNOW I HATE CHEATING! HOW CAN YOU STAND THERE AND LIE TO ME LIKE THAT?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* SHE'S GONNA SLAUGHTER ME!

Lucy pulled one of her giant swords off her back effortlessly. Tackleton went for his sword, but with one swipe she obliterated it, before he could reach it.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* I'M TOO LATE!

Lucy started taking swings at Tackleton, who dodged them correctly because of his high luck stat, because fear was overriding everything else.

Lucy Angelsmythe: Your silence speaks volumes! Should I take it as a confession that you're lying to me?! Just like our scumbag of a father?! You betrayed my trust big brother! When it comes to family, trust is the glue that holds everything together! Without trust...PEOPLE SNAP!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Some family this is! Wait...family....FAMILY! I GOT IT!

Tackleton backed up against the cupboard as Lucy drew close. He sword was carving into his floorboards.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Wait! This is all just a big misunderstanding Lucy! All those things DO belong to a woman. They belong....to Gobuko!

Tackleton reached into the cupboard and pulled out one of the ladies, hoping he was right about which one, and thanks to the luck stat he was. Gobuko was standing before a befuddled Lucy.

Lucy Angelsmythe: Go-Go-Gobuko? No way. But how? I thought you were dead!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: She survived, and I recently found her again. I didn't want to spring it on you in case the shock was too much.

Gobuko: Lucy!

Lucy Angelsmythe: Gobuko! Tackleton, you were just looking out for me!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: That's right, it's a family reunion.

The two ladies with tears in their eyes drew close together. Lucy pet Gobuko under her chin, and she purred just like she used to.

Lucy Angelsmythe: It IS you!

Tackleton joined in the crying and the hugging on his floor. Memories flooded back of their time as children. The joy of raising Gobuko, and the sadness of losing her. Then he thought about the night before and fought hard to push it out of his mind. He was just happy for the reunion, and putting aside Lucy's temper. Everything was OK.

Lucy Angelsmythe: *sniff* But...but Gobuko...why are you naked?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* AAAAAAHHHH!!!

To Be Continued...

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The guild Crystalia was tasked with a mission. Save a local village from a wyvern that had been rampaging through the countryside. An easy task for a certain member of the guild, and his newly inducted sister to be sure. The siblings Angelsmythe rode off to meet the needs of the village and save the day. Problem was, they were joined by a certain female group, who also wanted to “do their part” for the people. The wyvern posed very little effort to Tackleton and Lucy, mostly because of Lucy’s incredible strength, wielding her two swords like a cyclone, with the wind being powerful enough to decapitate the evil creature. Too late to head back home, the group decided to set up camp for the night. Lucy and Gobuko slept cuddled by the fire, as two other tents were set up, though only one was being used, as the ladies crept by Lucy in the night to pounce on their prey. Unfortunately for them…

Mimi: Hey! What gives! Why does your thing look like it shriveled up and died?!

Tackleton was of course stripped naked, and surrounded by the ravenous women, but tonight was different, as Tackleton was unable to “meet their needs”.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Hey! Don’t say that! Also be quiet! You’re going to wake Lucy and Gobuko!

Lisa: It appears our worst nightmare has come to pass. Tackleton has a case of wet noodle syndrome.

Piglette: Oh no!

Mimi: How the hell are we going to get at his fluids if he’s pushing rope!?

Eldoriel: Any idea what could have caused it?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *whisper yelling* Oh gee, I don’t know, maybe it’s my absolute love and devotion for Makoto!

Piglette: I don’t believe that’s the case Sir Tackleton.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *whisper yelling* OK it MIGHT have something to do with the demonic force of nature right outside of this tent that wants to make me eat my own genitals if I am impure! SHE KILLED OUR DAD YOU KNOW!? KILLED HIM! Made him eat his own dick! That’s insane!

Eldoriel: Don’t worry Tackleton. You need only trust us elves to give you the boost you need!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *whisper yelling* Oh no! I’ve already had enough of your shady magic already!

Eldoriel summoned a magic circle around herself, as her finger began to glow green. She fired a bolt at Tackleton’s crotch, but it bounced right off.

Eldoriel: Impossible! It deflected my eternal erection spell?!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: ETERNA- *whisper yelling* Eternal?!

Eldoriel: Could his wee wee be immune to my forbidden magic?

Tackleton felt a cold chill run up his spine, as he turned around to see the shadow of Lucy outside of the tent. He was about to panic and possibly wet himself, when it was revealed that she was sleep walking around the camp.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Oh right! She does that. I forgot. How could I forget? That’s such a weird thing to forget.

Piglette: I have a suggestion. Sir Tim is well versed on the subject of boners. He mentioned that stress is one of the main reasons why a man may not get an erection.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What kind of conversation were you having with Tim Johnson….Tim Johnson? Wait, why am I jealous?

Piglette: If our goal is to relieve stress, why don’t we go somewhere that specializes in relaxation?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: But where?

The next day, Tackleton, Lisa, Mimi, Eldoriel, and Piglette traveled to the wondrous Tropico Water Park outside of Capitula. A wonderful invention that was rumored to have appeared at the advice of one man to a group of crafty engineers. In reality, it was Tim Johnson, wanting something resembling the parks back “home”. Tackleton slumped into the park, while the ladies were all giddy in their very skimpy and revealing bikinis. They jiggled, except for Eldoriel, as they entered the park.

Eldoriel: This place looks fun!

Piglette: I agree!

Eldoriel: You would udder chest!

Mimi: I’m ready to kick back and have some fun!

Lisa: An interesting concept. Let’s enjoy the day.

The ladies ran off to try out the water slides, while Tackleton slinked off into his own private hot spring pool. He sat back and tried to calm himself.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Well, we’re already here. I might as well try to relax. Wait…why did I let them bring me here? Oh yeah, I was going to bring Makoto, and have a fun date with her instead. It’s a shame she couldn’t join us.

Makoto: But Tackleton, I’m already here.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAT?!

Tackleton turned to see a topless Makoto in the steamy pool beside him.

Makoto: I wish you would teach me….how babies are made. Come here.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Makoto?

Tackleton was lulled into a near hypnotic state, as he began to stir down below. He suddenly snapped back to reality to find himself alone.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: A dream? No…no I wasn’t asleep. Someone was watching me.

 A brunette with long hair, and an ornate elvish dress giggled as she hid in the crowd.

Back at the guild hall, Crankatous was tearing the place apart looking for Makoto.

Crankatous: Makoto! Where are you?! You better not have gone off to that horrible place with that bastard Tackleton!

Makoto meanwhile, was on the balcony overlooking the city.

Makoto: *sigh* *internally* I’m sorry Tackleton. You invited me to a spa resort, the first of its kind, and it sounded like so much fun. I lied and said I couldn’t go because I was sick. I was just too afraid to confront my father. He’s been so much more angry lately. Tackleton, why is it when I think of you, my body gets warm and tingly? I don’t understand what it means.

Back at the spa resort, Tackleton wandered around, taking in the sights.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Wow, they have so many facilities. Tim Johnson wanted to bring me here once. I should have gone. Tim Johnson. Ooo, a massage tent? I could use one to be honest. I think I pulled something fighting that wyvern. Hello? Is anyone here?

Mimi: Welcome sir! Step right up!

Lisa: We’ve been waiting for you.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?!

Mimi: Jeez, don’t get your panties in a wad.

Lisa: Come on in Tackleton. We’ll take care of you. Lie face up on the table.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *sigh* Fine. Like I have much choice. Wait, I DID have a choice. I could have just lef-

Tackleton was interrupted as Lisa closed the curtains, and Mimi ripped off his towel.

Lisa: Mimi and I have felt remorseful Tackleton. Demanding access to your cream filling day in and day out. We MAY have been asking for too much it seems.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Is that so? Really?

Mimi: So we figured, let’s get Tackleton our special sister oil massage.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Wait! It’s going to be a good, clean, normal massage right?

Mimi: Hm? What Tackleton?

The girls started oiling themselves up, taking special care to get their breasts extra slick. They pushed their oiled bodies all over them.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: AH! This is…this is…highly erotic.

Lisa: What do you think?

Mimi: Is it bringing back the tingle to your dingle?

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Normally, I’d say yes, because I’m a dirty bastard apparently, but right now…no.

Lisa: Hmmm. Time for the secret weapon. Bring her in!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh?

Gobuko entered the tent along with Piglette.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Gobuko?! I thought you were with Lucy! IS SHE HERE?!

Gobuko: No no, she went on a guild mission! She seems to enjoy the structure, so I’m here to nurse you back to health. That’s what family does right?

Piglette: And I’m here too with a plan! Lay on your stomach.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: O-OK?

Piglette: Leave the towel off.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Oh no.

Gobuko and Piglette turned Tackleton over and began massaging him.

Piglette: Gobuko was telling me about a technique she learned from the Goblin Queen herself.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Wait…I know what that means…I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! YOU KEEP THAT FINGER AWAAAAAAY!

Sometime later, the girls all seemed dejected, while Tackleton tried not to cry while he curled up in a protective ball.

Piglette: We tried so hard.

Gobuko: Pulled out all the stops. My poor Goblin pride is broken.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Yeah?! Well my pride is in SHAMBLES right now! ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES!

Tackleton got up, held his head down, wiped away tears, and walked away.

Lisa: Tackleton? Where are you going?

Piglette: Come back!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Just leave me alone OK?

As Tackleton walked away he began to think.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Maybe a limp dick isn’t such a bad thing after all. I can focus more, get more work done, and I’ll definitely be able to remain true to Makoto. Remain as true as I possibly still can. They’ll lose interest in me. They’ve got to at this point. Tackleton Jr. is all they really care about.

As Tackleton walked away, the elvish figure with brunette hair watched on from behind a tree as Tackleton walked into a closed off steam room.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: *internally* Makoto and I will be happy. We’ll live in a platonic relationship.

Eldoriel: How long are you going to be sulking in here? I was enjoying my steam.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: How long have you been there?

Eldoriel: Since the beginning, you simple human. You know, according to our “treaty” today was supposed to be my day, but your primitive meatstick is still not working it seems.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: I’d appreciate it if you didn’t poke at it!

Eldoriel: Heh. Listen Tackleton, I’m afraid I haven’t been completely honest with you.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Oh? About what?

Eldoriel: It seems there has been a development of sorts in my homeland. The truth is- *cough cough cough*

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh? What is- *cough cough cough*

The steam in the room began to turn purple, and the miasmic gas began to choke Tackleton and Eldoriel.

Eldoriel: That smell *cough cough cough* is from one of HER magic potions.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Huh? Her who? *cough cough*

Before she could answer, they both passed out, succumbing to the gas. Some time later, Tackleton bolted awake, confused and naked in an unfamiliar bed.

Tackleton Angelsmythe: What? Huh? What? Where? I-

Tackleton jumped out of the bed and went to a nearby window, opening it up to find himself in an unfamiliar place. Next to a massive tree, the vines covered a village that was built onto the side of it. A secluded natural paradise. The brunette Elf appeared behind him. She wore a revealing elven dress that looked more like a one piece swimsuit, with a jacket, showing off her leggy figure.

Brunette Elf: Ah, you are awake at last! Welcome to the Elven village of Minestrone!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: Who the hell are you?

Two female Elf guards suddenly stood in his way.

Female Elf guard: Silence! Someone should teach you humans some manners! You stand before the designated Goodwill Ambassador of the Elven Nations! Fulltalia Eldoriel!

Tackleton Angelsmythe: El-dor-i-el….WHAAAAT?!

To Be Continued….
 

Last edited by Machismo (1/22/2023 9:38 pm)