Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 4/09/2025 12:40 am |
[b]Ted Pettentool: The Tedster is here with-
Ninten: Ninten!
Ana: Ana!
Bobby: Bobby!
Ted Pettentool: Bobby? What? You're not supposed to be here! Who are you?
Bobby: *shrugs* Just a guy.
Ted Pettentool: Get out of here!
Ninten: We're all here to talk about what an amazing Victory Explosion we all witnessed.
Ana: Even though I knew exactly what was going to happen, I still loved it! That's how exciting it was!
Ninten: I surprised my uh…"counterpart" Ness was eliminated by Luca Blight!
Ted Pettentool: That's right. All eyes are on the crazed new monster to set foot in EBW. No one knows which brand he's on. Is he even signed to one? What's happening there?
Ana: Queen Beryl with the Battle Royale win puts her on course for a title shot I'd say, but she's already got the EBW Women's Tag Team Championship. Could she be preparing to try and hold all the cards?
Ted Pettentool: Beryl vs. Usagi? That's a match I want to see! A lot of history there!
Ninten: We saw the Pillars fight it out, and thanks to Amigo picking a fight with Cade Yaggis, Zyro Kurogane was able to win out.
Ana: Then Tracy stole a win and the cash in a match with the Neon Valkyrie.
Ted Pettentool: Heather Mach defended against Paula. That was a shocking win. "Judas Wolf" is still the Women's World Champion!
Ninten: The Mega Dudes became the EBW Tag Team Champions in an incredible highlight match against RRR! That was a dream match!
Ana: Team Samurai beat Weekend Wrecking Crew in an Inter-Brand 6-Man Tag.
Ted Pettentool: Maseo Kurenai proved that he's the real deal, by surviving against BOTH the Luchablading JET! SETTERS! The son of Kiva remains the CXJ Champion.
Ninten: Christy shocked the world and beat her sister. She knew her moves, and she knew how to beat her. She showed what amazing potential she's been sitting on while playing those video games all the time.
Ana: Usagi won
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 4/06/2025 12:49 am |
The sun rose hot and golden over the Gulf of Eagleland, the waves crashing rhythmically as the grand EBW banners flapped in the coastal breeze. Camera drones zipped across the shoreline, catching wide shots of the massive stadium built for only one purpose: VICTORY EXPLOSION 19. The biggest wrestling show of the year had finally arrived, and one by one, the stars made their entrance.
A massive ferry approached the dock, cutting through the waves. As it slowed to a halt, the ramp lowered, and out stepped Bashin Dan and Hope Mach. Dan was in his signature gear, duffle bag slung over his shoulder. He paused at the edge, taking in the roaring crowd gathered just to catch a glimpse of arriving superstars.
Bashin Dan: This is it. The stage doesn’t get bigger than Victory Explosion. Time to play my cards, and defy the odds.
He slapped the ramp with his hand, then jogged toward the arena, fans high-fiving him along the way.
In a gritty old muscle car, the kind that sounded like thunder when it rolled, Cade Yaggis pulled into the parking lot. He opened the door, stepping out in a ripped denim vest over a Havok T-shirt, teeth clenched around a toothpick.
Cade Yaggis: They call it 'The Grand Finale of Wrestling. To me? It's just Tuesday....or Sunday? I've lost track of time. Let’s get extreme. Time to pull the Trigger.
He tossed his bag over his shoulder and headed toward the locker rooms, cracking his knuckles.
A sleek private jet landed on a runway just off the coast. Out stepped Boomtown, dressed in an immaculate designer suit, shades reflecting the arena lights even from a distance. The World Championship sat on his shoulder like a crown jewel.
Boomtown: Victory Explosion belongs to me. Because I make moments. I am the main event. And Sal Paradise? He’s just a rerun.
As his entourage trailed behind, Boomtown strutted down the red carpet rolled out for him alone.
Meanwhile, a vintage convertible rumbled up
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 4/02/2025 12:50 am |
In a dimly lit room at the Mach Farm. The living room was completely decorated with balloons, streamers, and an obnoxiously large banner that read "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TALI! (YES, EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID NOT TO)" in bold, glittery letters.
A large group—including Tack Angel, Makoto Kino, Lucca, Robo, Justice Mach, Truth Mach, Hope Mach, Ripper Jane, Wendy Mustang, Cheerleader Jenny, Lainey Strong, Bashin Dan, Jammer, Benjamin, Cade Yaggis, Christy Angel, and even a very confused Jackson Kain—were hiding behind the furniture, waiting for the big moment. Trevor Mach stood by the door, rubbing his hands together with a smirk.
Trevor Mach: Alright, everybody, shut up. She's coming!
Jackson Kain: Why am I here again?
Wendy Mustang: Where's the beer?
Lainey Strong: No beer, Wendy. She's a recovering alcoholic.
Wendy Mustang: Then this is going to be torture.
Jackson Kain: No seriously. Why am I here!?
Lucca: Sir loves your movies.
Jackson Kain: Oh! Well alright then!
Trevor wheeled Tali in, who was already mid-rant.
Tali Mach: —And that's why I'm glad you didn’t throw me a party, Trevor. I mean, I love you, but you know I hate big surprises, and—
POP! Confetti exploded in the air.
Everyone: SURPRIIIIISE!
Tali blinked in stunned silence as a cheap party horn toots weakly from Hope’s direction.
Tali Mach: …What the actual hell?
Trevor Mach: I know, right? I nailed it!
Tali Mach: Trevor, I explicitly told you not to throw me a party!
Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I didn’t tell me not to throw you a party. Big difference.
Hope Mach: *signing* I tried to stop him.
Tali Mach: No, you didn’t.
Hope Mach: *signing* Nope. I didn’t.
Tali groaned, but Trevor was undeterred.
Trevor Mach: Alright, enough chit-chat. TIME FOR PRESENTS!
Tack Angel stepped forward first.
[b]Tack Angel: For you, Tali, one of my favorite Star Gazers, the Star Spangled Prince brought you a one-of-a-kind Tack Angel collectible figure!
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 3/29/2025 1:08 am |
[b]Ted Pettentool: The Tedster's here, and it's gotta be, gotta be, EBW WORLD! I'm joined by my apparent soulmate Alison Chains? I mean that's what she keeps saying.
Alison Chains: You're never leaving me Ted. You're never leaving. If you go….we go together.
Ted Pettentool: Yikes! I'm not going anywhere….honey? Cause….EBW needs me, and we have this amazing installment to get into. Why is it amazing? Because we're on the EVE of Victory Explosion 19, and I can't wait! The Gulf of Eagleland is going to witness the greatest event since 18, and until 20! It's going to be incredible. We have a FULL card, but I mean, let's just look back on what happened LAST YEAR for starters! We had a Battle Royale to start last year, which was won by Void….who was apparently Trevor Mach! That's good to know in retrospect. We had an Exploding Ring Death Match, where Hope won, but spared Ripper Jane, and led her back to a place of moderate sanity. She seems to be loyal to Hope at least. Ali baby, you want to cover the next pa-
Alison Chains: Zzzz…..Zzzz……
Ted Pettentool: Finally. She hadn't slept in two days. Zyro Kurogane retained the Television Championship in a thrilling 3-Way Match! We had a segment WITH Alison…where Christy Angel kind of sort of admitted to liking Cade Yaggis, and she's yet to follow up on that! Should I even be saying anything? I don't want to stick my neck into THAT situation. Firebrand X returned and battered poor Vape! Whatever happened to him? He seems to come and go as he pleases. He's been seen at some small shows in Edo. We reached out to his wife and to Arremer X, but they both seemed to share the sentiment that Firebrand X is gonna do what Firebrand X is gonna do. Now for this next part, we have another guest. It's the #1 Contender to the World Championship. It's Sal Paradise.
Sal Paradise: That's right, be cool my babies, cause we're taking a trip to Paradise C
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 3/28/2025 1:20 am |
Little Mac's Office
Little Mac swirled his drink as he looked out the window. He had a smile on his face as he turned around to see Cade Yaggis, Subculture, and Zyro Kurogane standing in front of him.
Little Mac: You three represent what EBW is all about, what the Havok brand is all about. The "Trigger", the "Street Dog", and-
Zyro Kurogane: Shogun steel and sex appeal? Absolutely!
Little Mac: Heh. Subbie, I have a bias obviously, you're like a son to me, but I had to admit I enjoy the work of all three of you. So you telling me that the three of you want a match against each other at Victory Explosion 19…..well that does put a smile on my face.
Cade Yaggis: It's the biggest night of the year. None of us intend to sit it out.
Zyro Kurogane: Truth be told, I was going to flex this World Tag Team Championship and make it known that me and the Dragon deserved a match, BUT….then this guy Cade comes up and suggests we just STEAL THE SHOW. How can I say no to that? Answer, I can't obviously, because here we are! I mean, if the old man and the kid want to let it rip with Zyro-K and lose, that's on them.
Cade Yaggis: I don't intend to lose.
Subculture: I don't intend to be called an old man! I'm not THAT old!
Zyro Kurogane: I'm sure in a decade or two I'll know your plight.
Subculture: How old do you think I am?! Oh, this is just more fuel for the fire, kid. I mean…man who is not that much younger than I am.
Little Mac: Guys, you've got what you want. Set an example in the Gulf. Steal the show.
[b]Tommy Dukes: Welcome to River City, folks! This is it! This is the last stop before we head to the Gulf of Eagleland! This is the last stop before we settle it all! This is the last stop before Victory Explosion 19! I'm Tommy Dukes, with my lovely wife Nerma, and tonight, we're going to see the best of the best fight for that final bit of momentum
Nerma: The Rumble City winner Sal Paradis
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 3/22/2025 2:06 am |
A dark, rain-soaked battlefield stretches as far as the eye can see. The distant glow of torches flickered through the mist, revealing the broken bodies of warriors scattered across the muddy ground. The air was thick with the metallic scent of blood. In the distance, a lone figure sat atop a massive black warhorse, the beast’s red eyes gleaming like embers in the night. The figure’s armor, adorned with jagged edges and cruel spikes, glistened with fresh crimson. He raised his head to the sky, the rain washing streaks of blood from his face. His laughter—deep, guttural, and full of malice—echoed like a death knell over the land.
Mysterious Man: Is this all? Is this the strength of the so-called innocent? You cower. You beg. You cling to your miserable little lives like rats in the dark... but you are nothing. You exist to be slaughtered, to serve as a reminder of your own weakness. Do you not see? Mercy is a lie. Kindness is a weakness. Power is the only truth in this world.
He gripped the hilt of his sword and yanked it from the ground, pointing it toward the survivors, who flinched and whimpered. His wicked grin widened as he took a step forward.
Mysterious Man: Squeal for me.
A single scream pierced the night before the screen faded to black. The only thing left was the sound of wicked, echoing laughter... the laughter of a man who lived for carnage. The name appeared in blood-red letters on the screen.
LUCA BLIGHT – COMING SOON
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River City Gymnasium
Cade Yaggis was searching backstage, looking for Zyro Kurogane, hollering for the fellow Pillar, when he noticed Christy Angel, stretching and working out. He quickly shifted tracks and walked over to her.
[b]Cade Yaggis: Christy! Hey Christy!
Christy Angel: Eep! Hey there uh handsome…looking for the restroom?
Cade Yaggis: Huh?
Christy Angel: I hear you piss really loud, and I think that's cool.
Cade Yaggis: You heard that?
Christy Angel: Uh…maybe? I'm
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 3/21/2025 1:12 am |
Saturn Cafe
One Day Ago…
Bashin Dan, Benjamin, and Jammer sat at their familiar table in the Saturn Cafe, the neon glow from the jukebox casting shifting colors across their faces. The scent of fresh coffee and sizzling burgers filled the air, but for once, Dan wasn’t paying attention to any of it. He leaned forward, resting his forearms on the table, his expression one of pure disbelief.
Bashin Dan: You’re both back on Xcite? You brought your girlfriends? And now all three of us are in the EBW Championship match?
Jammer: Yep, you literally recapped everything Danny boy.
Benjamin: That’s right. You didn’t think we’d just sit back and let you have all the fun, did you?
Jammer chuckled, taking a sip of his milkshake before setting it down with a satisfied sigh.
Jammer: Man, you should’ve seen the look on your face. Classic.
Dan exhaled sharply, rubbing his temples.
Bashin Dan: This is insane. I thought you both left to help me and to help yourselves! You had this whole spiel about it!
Jammer: Yeah, and it worked out...for you. As for us, we didn't have that Battle Spirit playing dude to encourage us to get better!
Bashin Dan: We’ve fought together for so long, and now we’re going to be fighting each other for the top prize in EBW?
Benjamin: My friend and comrade, this has literally happened before. It was that time that Victory Explosion went to The Strip, for that event that's being copied by that other promotion up north to the point that logos even look similar! Even I noticed that when watching from the magic picture box! I'm excited for the challenge. Colby Roads will keeps us on our toes, and none of us will hold back. It'll be the perfect match to reignite that spark! I truly wish to reclaim the EBW Championship!
Jammer: Same here, Dan. I respect you, but when that bell rings, I’m coming at you with everything I’ve got.
Dan looked between the two of them, his fingers tapping lig
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 3/16/2025 5:17 am |
Ted Pettentool: It's the Toolbox here, and it's GOTTA BE GOTTA BE EBW Wooooorld! We're fast approaching THE event of the year! The biggest show for the 19th time, and it's going to be an EXPLOSION of VICTORY on the coast of the Gulf of Eagleland! This proud nation deserves an event of this magnitude on its patriotic coast! I've been told several bald eagles will be let loose during the event. I'm joined right now, with THE hero of Eagleland. It's Eagleland's Champion, THE Eagleland Champion even! It's Tack Angel!
Tack Angel: Great to be here Ted! You know, the Star Spangled Prince loves to travel the world, and do what I can to make it a better place, but Star Gazers, I've gotta tell you, there is something SPECIAL about the Gulf of Eagleland, and it's going to bring out the fire! The Red, the white, and the blue! All the stars will shine for the Star Spangled Prince, as Trevor and I, the Mega Dudes, the ultimate force for good will-
?: My nephew! Tack!
Tack Angel: Eh?
[b]Tack Angel: Uncle Boristamus?!
Boristamus: Tack, I need to show you something strange and mystical!
Tack Angel: What? No! No way Uncle Boristamus! I have other work to do!
Boristamus: But don't you wish to travel with me beyond the realm to the Wall Dimension to rescue your father?
Tack Angel: He's thrilled to be in the Wall Dimension!
Boristamus: But what about a "Gel"venture?
Tack Angel: Absolutely not!
Boristamus: …I have a strange and ancient little tomb that-
Tack Angel: Not interested! I gotta go! The country needs a hero!
Boristamus: Wait! Come back! I have no many other weird things going on!
Ted Pettentool: Huh…is that guy….gonna be a character now? Oh yeah, Xcite is heading to Edo to celebrate Victory Explosion eve….or something. Boristamus is still here.
Boristamus: Do YOU want to see what I have in my cloak?
Ted Pett
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 3/14/2025 2:02 am |
Boss M's Office
Lucca brought Boss M's a cup as she was busy typing away on her computer.
Lucca: Hard at work, sir?
Boss M's: Damn right I am. I am just finalizing a deal to hire someone that's going to keep the outside malarkey from interfering with the matches they officiate.
Lucca: Oh yeah? A new ref?
Boss M's: …Not just any ref. I'm really proud about this on-
M's took a drink from the cup, before spitting out a stream of the liquid for a comically long amount of time right into Lucca's face.
Boss M's: What the hell is this, Lucca?!
Lucca: It's water, sir! You need to hydrate more! All you drink is Dr. Pepp-
Boss M's: *gags* ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
?: That would make things so much easier for a lot of us.
Boss M's: …I know that voice anywhere…and I wish I didn't.
M's mother in law Tess stepped through the doorway, into the now water soaked office.
[b]Tess: You only took a sip of that water. How is there this much on the ground?
Lucca: *cleaning swirly glasses* That's what I'd like to know.
Boss M's: Literally don't worry about it. What the *bleep* are you doing in my office? What are you doing in this city? This world for that matter!
Tess: Missed you too. Listen, I know that you and Tracy have a past that would make zombie Jerry Springer blush.
Boss M's: It's true. I told him all about it in Threed.
Tess: But at the end of the day, no matter what has happened, she's money, and you know that. Yet, you throw her against Erica for a laugh, and then you embarrass her by pitting her against the new girl?
Boss M's: She embarrassed herself.
Tess: …Your father and I would like-
Boss M's: *gags* I don't really like to think about you and my father.
Tess: Be that as it may Tali, it's your reality, and you have to live in it.
Boss M's: You underestimate my escapism.
Lucca: It's true. She enters fugue state and-
Tess: Leave!
Lucca: Right. Leaving.
Boss M's: *harshly u
Strong Style Forever » EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2 » 3/12/2025 1:14 am |
Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the Mad Gear Bar, where the drinks are watered down, but the action is not! Sorry bartender, but I see the size of the ice cubes you're putting in those glasses! I just wanted a bit more scotch with my glass of water! *clears throat* Well that almost guarantees that the Mad Gear Gang is going to damage my car. *sigh* We have some fun action for you tonight on this awesome AWESOME road to Victory Explosion 19! Taking place in the Gulf of Eagleland, we know that we're going to see Sal Paradise challenge Boomtown, and we're going to see Paula challenge Heather Mach, but the field is still WIDE open for more dream matches at the Great Uncle of them ALL! We begin tonight's show with Faris Kain, the Pirate Queen, and wife of superstar Jackson Kain. She'll be taking on Val Dorado in one-on-one action. Let's take it TOOOO the ring!
EBW: The Storm
Mad Gear Bar, South Town
ENT
1. Lady Renegades Singles: Faris Kain vs. Val Dorado
-A showcase of technical prowess and hard-hitting action, this match saw Faris Kain and Val Dorado pushing each other to the limit. The contest started with Dorado using her agility and striking ability to keep Kain on the backfoot, peppering her with sharp kicks and quick takedowns. However, Kain responded with her signature power-based offense, countering a flying crossbody into a thunderous backbreaker. Dorado fought back, nearly stealing the win with a crafty roll-up, but Kain powered out and turned the tide with a stiff lariat. After withstanding Dorado’s last-ditch effort, Kain planted her with a Blue Thunder Bomb, followed by the Anchor Drop for the emphatic victory.
Winner: Faris Kain via Anchor Drop -> Pin
Tommy Dukes: Faris Kain with the win! A good win it was, that'll propell Faris back to a match with the Women's World Champion, but whomst've will be champion when that time comes? We'll find out IN THE D- GULF OF EAGLELAAAAAND!
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