Little Mac's Office

Little Mac was going over his paperwork, and stealing a glance at the Team Havok National Championship trophy, when he was suddenly distracted by someone opening the door. 



Little Mac: *sigh* Great Tiger. I really don't have time for you...ever in fact. If you were Glass Joe, that would be a different story. I actually LIKED Glass Joe. Shame about that jello incident. Rest in peace. 

Great Tiger: You better make time for me. I'm not too happy with you. 

Little Mac: What else is new?

Great Tiger: You specifically let Fenrir run wild against RRR, when you could have stopped them.

Little Mac: You think I wanted to? It was good television. Plus, what might have happened HAD I tried to stop them. You're lucky they just wanted to humiliate your boys in the ring. It could've been much MUCH worse. You saw it though right? Mach put the beast away. Fenrir doesn't have to be your problem anymore. 

Great Tiger: Heh. I can see why so many have spoken ill about the way EBW is run. That's why I kept my distance for so long. 

Little Mac: Or I never asked you to show up. Either way. 

Great Tiger: You think we're done? You think it's over? You just allowed things to become worse. See, I finally realize the problem. I see the obstacle. Like usual, it's YOU, Little Mac. It's your vision. It's you running this place, a job that should belong to me...and my kind. You disrespect us. You spit at the concept of "izzat", and you allow a pack of wolves to run wild. I came in to give guidance to Hashim, Raju, and Bheem, but now it seems like I must put my money, my vast fortune, where my mouth is. You wanted to make problems for us? I'm going to make problems for you. 

Little Mac: Do you just want to have it out? Right now? I'll lace up my boots. I'll put on my gloves. I'll beat you all over again. That sounds good, right? 

Great Tiger: I think beating YOU in your own office would be good. BUT....that's not the only thing that's good. 

Little Mac: What else is good? 

Great Tiger: You'll find out. 

Little Mac: Oh great...foreshadowing. *sigh*




Tommy Dukes: Well! What was THAT all about? Welcome to Havok, Renegades! We had a hell of a time at New Year Rising, but that was just the warm up! We're officially in Victory Explosion season, baby! This is my favorite time of the year, and of course it always involves a little stop in...oh a little place called RUMBLE CITY! 

Nerma: That's right. Rumble City will see Renegades and Xciters collide. They will fill the double rings, and the winners will go on to their title match of choice at Victory Explosion 20! This one is going to be historic. It could change everything. Now, that might mean one of Havok's Pillars might not get the title shot, and that's alright, because Mac is abolishing the pillar system, but specific reason. He believes the roster got hungry enough that it's not needed anymore. A lot of top talent craving the rush of that title win. The World Championship being seen as a top prize thanks to the efforts of Zyro Kurogane, and now Derek Mach is getting a World Championship shot in Zealstrailia next week! This guy doesn't wait for the big events. He wants to make sure that title has been defended in every corner of the globe. 

Tommy Dukes: The World Champion WILL be in action tonight as will the Super Champion and the man who might have become World Champion in Dragon Shiryu. Samurai Ifrit will take on The Boomcrew! However, we're getting started with Bushido Rules! Jackson Kain of Jet Havok is taking on Picky Mi-

Nerma: I want to talk to you about that. 

Tommy Dukes: Eh?

Nerma: Picky Minch wants everyone to know that he is no longer going by Picky MINCH. After finding out that Aloysius Minch isn't his real father. He's going simply....by Picky.



EBW: Havok
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. Bushido Rules Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Picky 
-This one was stiff from the opening bell. Bushido Rules meant rope breaks were out and strikes were encouraged, which played directly into Jackson Kain’s wheelhouse — but Picky surprised everyone by matching him blow for blow. Kain targeted the neck early with vicious forearms and a snap brainbuster, trying to soften Picky for a kill shot.

Picky wrestled smarter than usual, avoiding prolonged exchanges and punishing mistakes with sharp Hagen suplex variations. The turning point came when Kain missed a Shadow Kick in the corner and got trapped in a lightning-quick waistlock and then the Hagen Suplex with the bridge. 
Winner: Picky via Bridging Hagen Suplex -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! That was a bit of a quick upset there! Picky Mi- Picky with the win over a former World Champion and E1 Climax winner! 

Nerma: He's one of the best to never hold a top title. Congratulations to Picky, but the Kain family isn't done yet. Next up, more Bushido Rules action, as Faris Kain tries her hand against Diamond Rosa of the Black Diamond Syndicate.
 
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Faris Kain vs. Diamond Rosa 
-Faris wrestled with a chip on her shoulder, using her reach to dominate early with boots and corner pressure. But Diamond Rosa thrives in chaos, baiting Faris into overcommitting before countering with slick roll-throughs and sudden power bursts.

After surviving a brutal spinebuster, Rosa stunned the crowd by muscling Faris into the air and planting her with a perfectly stacked Crucifix Powerbomb. She then trapped Faris in an Ankle Lock. Faris fought it, but the referee eventually called for the bell. 
Winner: Diamond Rosa via Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage

Nerma: Oof! A rough night for Jackson and Faris Kain. They both fell in Bushido Rules matches. Jet Havok might be frustrated, but 2026 is going to be a year of opportunities. That's why in our main event, we'll see the Gamer Girlz challenging quickly possibly the more dangerous tag team in the Lady Renegades Division, the Women's World Tag Team Champions Darkness Aoi and Wendy Mustang.

Backstage

Christy Angel and Alison Chains were hyping each other up for the big bout that night. 

Alison Chains: You ready for this, Aunt Christy? 

Christy Angel: Eww! Don't call me that. I'm not ready for it! I can't believe she has a kid. I have a nephew...sort of. I mean that's technically what my kid would be if I was with Sub- *gag* I don't want to think about it. It's weird! Alison, you look...sober?

Alison Chains: I've been trying to taper off...for you. I want us to succeed tonight. I want to be here for it. It's something I want to remember. 

Christy Angel: Wow. I appreciate that. This is going to be the moment. This is going to be us turning it all around and being known as not just the lazy gamers in the back room! We're competitive! We're strong! We're-

Tad Blinko: HEY GIRLS! 

Christy Angel: FREAKED THE *bleep* OUT!



Christy Angel: Tad?! What happened?! I just saw you a few days ago! I thought you had money...and a giant bag of crack. 

Tad Blinko: Long story short, I spent it all on crack, but that's alright, because tonight you two are going to win, and my bet is going to pay off! This is going to turn my life around tonight! I'm ready to finally sleep in a warm room again...with another large bag of crack! 

Alison Chains: Where did you get those clothes? 

Tad Blinko: ...Took 'em off a dead bum in the cardboard box beside me. 

Christy Angel: He was dead?! 

Tad Blinko: ...Or asleep. I was so cold! Don't let me down, girls! 

Christy Angel: ...Are we truly responsible for that? 

Alison Chains: You're asking me like I'd remember the last five years.

-

Tommy Dukes: Yikes! Poor Tad Blinko. Christy did mention something in all of that though. She is an Aunt, as Christina and Subculture are now parents. Joining us live via satellite is Subculture! Subbie? Are you there? Congratulations to the proud new Poppa! 

Subculture: Thanks Dukes. I wish I could say I'd love to be there with the Renegades tonight, but that would be a lie. I'm right where I want to be, right here with little Matty.

Tommy Dukes: I can tell you're happy. You didn't even smile this much when you won the World Championship. 

Subculture: I've been hit with a perspective I never thought I'd have. I was just a hungry street dog when I joined up with EBW. All I wanted was the title. Now, I have a wife, and I have a son. Things have certainly changed. I got more in my life than I ever expected I would. 

Tommy Dukes: How is Christina doing? 

Subculture: She and I are like minded on this. We're just...happy. Don't worry, Renegades. That hunger isn't gone. It's just asleep for the moment. I'm sure you can understand. The Green Bomber will be back, and be back soon, but I'm going to enjoy this every second that I can. 

Tommy Dukes: And Christina? Is she planning a comeback? 

Subculture: We haven't talked about it yet, but...I saw the look in her eyes when Hope Mach became the EBW Women's Super Champion. All I can say is, they have a friendship based on competition. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Tommy Dukes: Well thank you for the update, Subbie. Congratulations once again. We're all very happy for yo-

Amigo: We're all happy? We're all happy?! I'm not happy! Not one bit! 

Tommy Dukes: Amigo?! 

Amigo: Yeah, that's right. So happy someone actually remembers me. That punk ass gets screen time because his bitch shot out a kid!? 

Tommy Dukes: WHOA! Calm down!



Amigo: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I DEMAND SCREEN TIME! I DEMAND MY RIGHT TO COMBAT IN THAT RING! 

Tommy Dukes: You're acting crazy! Weren't you given time off for evaluation?! 

Amigo: YOU THINK I'M CRAZY! I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY!

Amigo pushed Tommy to the ground and tried to put him in the Ankle Lock.

Nerma: SOMEONE HELP! GET SECURITY OUT HERE!

Red shirts appeared just in time to chase off Amigo, as Tommy tried to compose himself. 

Tommy Dukes: What was his problem!? What did I do?! 

Nerma: You did say he was acting crazy, honey. 

Tommy Dukes: He IS acting crazy! It's not my fault he's not on screen! Why is he picking a fight with me?! 

Nerma: Try to calm down. Try to breathe. 

Tommy Dukes: *sigh* You're right...you're absolutely right. We are professionals with a job to do, and next up with a huge match, as the golden team of Samurai Ifrit take on The Boom Crew! It's 6-Man tag action with the Super Champion and the World Champion! Nothing else is going to freak me out, so let's TAKE IT TO THE RING!

3. 6-Man Tag: Takumi Inui/Zyro Kurogane/Dragon Shiryu vs. Boomtown/Generator/Hotlanta 
-The energy inside Renegade Arena jumped the moment these six hit the ring. Boom Crew attacked before the bell, immediately tossing Shiryu into the barricade and forcing the referee to restore order. Once things settled, the Boom Crew executed a ruthless strategy: isolate Dragon Shiryu and never let him breathe. Generator punished him with clubbing forearms while Hotlanta used quick tags to keep fresh legs on him.

Shiryu refused to fold.

A desperation handspring back elbow created just enough space for a tag, and when Takumi Inui entered, the tempo snapped into overdrive. Lightning kicks rattled Hotlanta’s chest, followed by a spinning heel kick that dropped Generator instantly. The crowd erupted as the EBW Super Champion hit a flawless snap powerslam and transitioned directly into a triangle choke. Boomtown barely broke it in time.

Zyro Kurogane soon tagged in and brought the violence. A thunderous lariat nearly turned Generator inside out, and moments later Zyro planted Boomtown with a release Hagen that sent him rolling across the canvas.

The match escalated into controlled chaos.

All six men collided mid-ring in a wild strike exchange that ended with Shiryu launching himself over the ropes with a breathtaking tope con hilo onto Generator and Hotlanta.

Inside the ring, Takumi lined up his Rider Kick on Boomtown, the crowd rising to its feet, but just as he charged…

CRACK.

Boomtown blasted him with a concealed chain straight to the ribs. Zyro Kurogane got into the face of his generational rival, but then suddenly, Jamie OD rushed into the ring through the crowd and gleefully attacked Samurai Ifrit. The referee immediately called for the bell.
Winner: Takumi Inui/Zyro Kurogane/Dragon Shiryu via DQ 

Tommy Dukes: AHHH! JAMIE OD! SHIT! 

Nerma: And look who is following! It's Sal Paradise! He's jumping into the ring with Samurai Ifrit! 

Sal Paradise: JAMIE! What the hell are you up to? You just want to play around? You and that Auditor, hiding in the shadows, hiding behind Boomtown like I won't beat him down to get to you! I tried warning the kid. I tried. Why don't you stop running! I owe you SO MANY RECEIPTS for everything you've done! They don't believe me! Lucky you! That doesn't mean I won't do everything in my power to stop you! It seems that the World Champ is going to be busy next week, so why don't we have a rematch next week. Samurai Ifrit vs. Boom Crew, but I'll sub in, and Jamie, why don't you actually join your "tag partner" and DO SOMETHING! 

Nerma: Wow! Sal Paradise, the former Super Champion, is laying down the challenge. Will Jamie OD accept? He's been VERY unpredictable and VERY scary. Right, Tommy?

Tommy Dukes: AH JAMIE! 

Nerma: It's just me, honey. 

Tommy Dukes: Oh. Right. My nerves are shot tonight! 

Nerma: Well up next, we have another Cade Yaggis, Television Championship OPEN CHALLENGE! Who are we getting this time? 

Tommy Dukes: It looks like it's going to be.....DEGREES! The leader of Jet Havok and resident EBW doctor is going to try and reclaim the TV title, and change the momentum for Jet Havok tonight! Let's take it to the ring! 

4. EBW Television Championship Open Challenge: Cade Yaggis(c) vs. Degrees
-The Renegade Arena crowd barely had time to reset after the chaos of the six-man tag before Cade Yaggis’ music hit. The Television Champion marched to the ring with his usual ice-cold focus, the title slung confidently over his shoulder. Cade had built a reputation around these open challenges, and at New Year Rising, he managed to survive two big challenges. 

Degrees stepped out onto the stage to a strong reaction. Known for his calculated offense and near-obsessive ring IQ, Degrees carried himself like a man who had spent weeks studying the champion. Of course he still needed to do the Jet Havok pose. Was that what the Kains were missing earlier in the night? 

Degrees targeted the arm immediately, wrenching it behind Cade’s back and dragging him to the mat with a Fujiwara armbar attempt. Cade escaped quickly, but he knew to be more careful around the Doc.

Trigger responded with raw force. A thunderous shoulder block flattened Degrees, followed by a delayed vertical suplex. Cade floated into a cover. 1-2-KICKOUT! 

Degrees shifted strategies, attacking Cade’s base with low kicks and a dragon screw that twisted the champion to the canvas. The arena buzzed as Degrees applied a half crab, sitting deep and forcing Cade to claw toward the ropes.

The champion refused to tap. Instead, he dragged himself forward inch by inch until his fingers hooked the bottom rope.

Now frustrated, Degrees upped the aggression. He trapped Cade on the apron and drilled him with a PhDDT that nearly stole the title right there, but Cade somehow kicked out! 

Sensing momentum, Degrees climbed the turnbuckle and launched a missile dropkick that sent Cade crashing backward. He followed with a rolling brainbuster for another near fall.

As Degrees attempted a discus lariat, Cade ducked and exploded forward with a release Hagen suplex that folded the challenger. Both men lay still as the referee counted.

The arena began a slow clap that built into thunder.

They rose at nine.

Forearms started flying.

Degrees struck first, but Cade answered harder.

Degrees fired back, but Cade roared and delivered a brutal headbutt that stunned the challenger long enough for a massive spinebuster.

Instead of covering, Cade signaled for the end.

The crowd stood.

Degrees staggered up.

CADEBREAKER! 1-2-3! 
Winner: Cade Yaggis via Cadebreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: He did it! Cade Yaggis continues his streak of title defenses! He is making the Television Championship synonymous with the Trigger Ma-

Nerma: LOOK OUT! 

Tommy Dukes: Who is that attacking Cade?! Who is that? It's...it's...Maximillion Monroe?! The guy we saw on EBW World! He's with Havok?! He's a renegade! Cade is about to climb out of the ring and get away, but who is that coming out of the crowd?! The man in purple!? It's...it's...NOAH JENNINGS! IT'S NOAH JENNINGS! 

Nerma: He's helping Maximillion Monroe! He's with the man with Max Millions!



Tommy Dukes: Great! Another bald guy! Just what I needed! 

Nerma: I have NO idea what the story is there, but it's time for us to get to our main event. We're going to see The Black Diamond Syndicate put the Women's World Tag Team Championships on the line against The Gamer Girlz! Christy and Alison look poised to reclaim the titles. They've upset the team before, but I think that loss woke something up in Darkness Aoi. I wish them the best of luck. 

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, for them, AND for Tad Blinko's sake. LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

5. Women's World Tag Team Championships: Darkness Aoi(c)/Wendy Mustang(c) vs. Christy Angel/Alison Chains
-Main event time! From the opening stare-down, the challengers made one thing obvious: They were not intimidated, of they were but didn't want to make eye contact due to possible drug use/autism. 

Christy Angel shocked everyone by stepping directly into Aoi’s space and refusing to back down. 

Chains and Mustang opened with a technical exchange that quickly turned physical. Mustang attempted to overpower her, but Chains countered with tight waistlocks and a nasty chop block that grounded the champion early. For the first time in a long time, Alison was wrestling like the talent that first got noticed for her skills and smashmouth attitude. 

Angel tagged in and the challengers unveiled sharp tandem offense with stereo dropkicks, a slingshot senton, and a perfectly timed double superkick that rocked Mustang.

1-2-KICKOUT! 

The champions regrouped, and that’s when the mood shifted.

Aoi entered the ring.

Everything slowed.

One strike, a brutal spinning backfist, dropped Angel instantly. The sound echoed.

Aoi began dismantling her opponent with surgical precision: knee strikes to the ribs, a sliding forearm, then a suffocating grounded headlock that drained the momentum from the challengers.

Still, Angel refused to quit.

After absorbing punishment, she slipped out of a powerbomb attempt and dove to her corner.

Hot tag.

Alison Chains exploded into the match, flooring both champions with running clotheslines before lifting Mustang into a shocking delayed vertical suplex that brought the crowd roaring to life.

For a moment…

It felt possible.

Chains hoisted Aoi up, but Aoi escaped mid-air and landed behind her like a phantom.

Tag to Mustang.

The champions moved with frightening synchronicity now.

Mustang crushed Chains with a harsh Lariat, and as Chains staggered, Aoi launched forward with terrifying force.

DARKNESS BOMBER.

The impact folded Chains in half.

Angel tried to break the pin, but Mustang intercepted her with a Lariat.

1-2-3!
Winners: Darkness Aoi[o]/Wendy Mustang via Darkness Bomber to Alison Chains -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: Oh! Tough luck for the Gamer Girlz! That was a tight match up, and they were certainly on the level of Black Diamond, but Aoi and Mustang just had a little more in the tank .

Nerma: Did you hear that screaming just now? 

Tommy Dukes: That was security trying to pull someone off the top of the building. It sounded like they failed. Yikes. Just yikes. 

Nerma: Oh...wait...I'm hearing from Steve, that they landed in a dumpster. Yep, it was Tad Blinko trying to jump to his death, but death will not have him. That guy is stuck in some sort of vortex of agony! 

Tommy Dukes: Well, that does it for us this week, but don't forget that Rumble City is just around the corner, but even closer than that, we have Zyro Kurogane defending the World Championship in Zealstrailia next week against Derek Mach. I'm ALSO being told just now that Great Tiger will have RRR on hand next week as well. Don't miss it! BUH-BYE!

Alley Behind Geist Arena

EBW Champion Luca Blight stood with Troy and Snakebite, as a mysterious figure stood before them, just obscured enough that the Lakitu couldn't see. 

Luca Blight: So, you wish to get on my good side? You want to join my army? You think you're worthy enough? 

?: I know a winner when I see one, and I want to jump on the bandwagon. 

Luca Blight: What makes you think I want you? What makes you think I need anyone? To me, I see nothing but pigs to the slaughter! Hahahaha! 

?: Give me a chance. Don't get your hands dirty tonight. Let me step in and fight for you. 

Luca Blight: ...I like having dirty hands...however...




Larry Grim: Welcome to the Geist Arena in Hanta City, recent home of the Geist Bowl! I'm Larry Grim, and joining like always is an in-ring legend, Apple Kid! 

Apple Kid: Oh stop. Please. Well...continue a little bit. 

Larry Grim: You hadn't lost a step. 

Apple Kid: I lost quite a few actually. 

Larry Grim: Well I thought you did a great job. Apple Kid stepped back into the ring for TUE. That was quite the sight! 

Apple Kid: Well, we're on the road to twenty actual years of EBW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? I was just a young kid when we started! Thank GOD Eagleland doesn't have strict child labor laws! 

Larry Grim: Right you are! We're gonna have a big night for tag teams tonight! The EBW Women's Tag Team Championship will be on the line, and the EBW Tag Team Champions will be on the line in the main event! We'll also see the Army of Blight apparently getting a new trial member to take on the "Wild Hero" Trevor Mach, and Jammer and Eagleland Champion Benjamin. 

Apple Kid: Speaking of the Army of Blight, Boss M's is going to be giving Luca Blight his brand new one of a kind EBW Championship, crafted from a meteor, and lined with expensive gems. It's glorious! I'd love to see Havok make a belt that unique. Oh wait, they CAN'T! It's a one of a kind item! I watched it being made. Not so easily breakable either. It's going to be great to see on television. Shame that it's going around the waist of Luca Blight. 

Larry Grim: We also have Mamoru Chiba with a mystery partner to take on the team of Tack Angel and Seiya Kou. Who do you got? It could be anyone? Did you see Noah Jennings come back on Havok? I guess the adage from that really bad Star Wars movie was true. No one's ever truly gone. We start the show with a big test for Hotaru Tomoe. New EBW Women's Champion Erica seems to be playing fair. Tomoe Hotaru is a young rookie. She has very little in-ring experience, and yet she called her shot, and Erica is giving it to her at Rumble City. How will she fair? Let's see how she does against Hilda Iceheart.

EBW: Xcite
Geist Arena, Hanta City
ENN

1. Women's Singles: Hotaru Tomoe vs. Hilda Iceheart
-The opening contest set a strong tone for the evening, as Hotaru Tomoe and Hilda Iceheart delivered a physical and technically layered encounter that gradually escalated into a showcase of endurance. Setsuna Meiou accompanied Hotaru to the ring, as she was instrumental in her training, and watched on as she locked up with an Ice Princess desperate to return to relevance. Iceheart entered with a clear size and strength advantage and immediately attempted to ground Tomoe with methodical grappling, using heavy waistlocks and shoulder-driven takedowns to force the younger competitor onto the defensive.

Tomoe responded by increasing the pace, targeting Iceheart with sharp mid-kicks and sudden directional changes that prevented the powerhouse from fully planting her base. A spinning backfist midway through the match stunned Iceheart followed by a Glaive Sweep that took her down for a near fall, before Iceheart retaliated with a thunderous powerslam that shifted momentum back in her favor with a near fall of her own.

The turning point came when Iceheart attempted to finish the match with the Northern Lights. Tomoe subtly shifted her weight during the lift, slipped behind Iceheart upon landing, and shot her to the mat and transitioned seamlessly into the Rings of Saturn. With the hold cinched tightly in the center of the ring and no viable route to the ropes, Iceheart was forced to submit after a valiant struggle.
Winner: Hotaru Tomoe via Rings of Saturn -> Submission 



Apple Kid: Alright! I bet Minako is pleased with that one! Great job from Hotaru. She's almost as icy cold and the Ice Princess, but she got the job done! 

Larry Grim: She carries a heavy burden on herself. The other Sensations have tried letting go of their burdens. She's got a ways to go. She looked impressive out there though. The Sensations continue to be synonymous with women's wrestling for Xcite! I'm excited for that match at Rumble City, but right now, we're about to find out who Mamoru Chiba's partner is!



Mamoru Chiba: Tack Angel, you are the thorn in my side. You're the...the...THING that gets in the way of my GLORY! The Sailor Sluts have decided to abandon glory, but I haven't. This world belongs to me. I have made friends with another man who feels slighted by you. He's wearing a mask these days, because he never stopped after the Mushroom Head thing. You might not know who he is, but-

?: NO PUSH! 

Mamoru Chiba: ...Well you probably know now. 

Danny Leung: That's right! I'm back! The man who COULD have been the champion, but I CHOSE not to be! Why? Well...don't ask why! NO PUSH! That's why! That's my life! That's my mantra! My creed! My code! NO PUSH! I'll go my own way. Don't you dare PUSH ME! Tack, you might have forgotten what you did to me, but I didn't. I still remember! Nani! No, that wasn't a question! Nani left me for you! The official version says that she went back to Edo and "disappeared", but I know better! 

Mamoru Chiba: Apparently, you're a villain to others, and I'll form any and all alliances to END the Star Spangled Prince! 

Danny Leung: NO PUSH!

2. Tag: Tack Angel/Seiya Kou vs. Mamoru Chiba/Danny Leung 
-This tag match was a shocker for Tack Angel, who hadn't seen his old friend Danny Leung in years, but the former emo seemed to have a real chip on his shoulder regarding the Star Spangled Prince. Angel and Seiya opened with rapid tags and fluid tandem offense, frequently cutting the ring in half and forcing Leung into extended defensive sequences. Angel’s Red, White, and Blue Rider Kick brought the Xciters to their feet and nearly secured an early victory.

Mamoru Chiba’s crafty awareness ultimately steadied his team, as he slowed the tempo with deliberate counters and timely interference that disrupted the challengers’ rhythm. Once Leung recovered, the duo began isolating Seiya, punishing him with corner strikes and short-arm lariats designed to wear down his explosiveness.

The finish developed organically when Seiya attempted a Falcon Arrow but hesitated just long enough for Mamoru to create a distraction from the apron. That moment allowed Leung to recover, counter the follow-up attack, and drive Seiya into the canvas with the No Push Uranage, securing the three-count.
Winner: Mamoru Chiba/Danny Leung[o] via No Push(Uranage)to Seiya Kou -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Well! He didn't PUSH Seiya, but he PULLED him into the Uranage! Tack Angel will have to be prepared for Mamoru Chiba, as he seems dead set on ending Tack! Well, now that we know that Danny Leung isn't dead...I seriously thought he was...we can move onto the big ceremony, as Lucca and Minky Momo are bring out the Xcite Boss, Boss M's! 

Boss M's: Here it is! Oh wait...behold! Right, Steve? *sigh* This is the NEW EBW Championship belt! It's priceless. It's unique. It's one of a kind, and it might not be my honor or privilege, but it is what I'm doing. I'm handing the EBW Championship to THE EBW Champion. *sigh* Luca Blight.

Luca Blight marched out laughing, as he tossed his old belt to the ground and stomped on it, before rolling into the ring to grab his new EBW Championship belt.



Luca Blight: A trophy worthy of the leader of the Army of Blight! AHAHAHA! 

Boss M's: Army of Blight? That what you're calling yourselves? I'll get the merch department on that. You happy? You pleased? You like the belt? Great. I'd love to see you hold onto it...but it's not going to be easy for you. I want a fighting champion. 

Luca Blight: I am not YOUR champion. I'm just THE champion. I'm the tyrant. I am Luca Blight! I'm ready for you to tell me who my next victim is! 

Boss M's: I'll tell you who your challenger is later tonight, but I'll tell you right now who will be the challenger for the title at Rumble City. It will be the winner of THIS match!



Boss M's: Your own boy Troy taking on the "Wild Hero" Trevor Mach!

Luca Blight: AHAHAHAHA! You think that scares me!? Troy is a warrior, and we'll tear each other apart, and it will be glorious. BUT...if your husband can actually overcome him, then I'll happily...HAPPILY make you a widow. BITCH!

Larry Grim: Well THAT was uncalled for. 

Apple Kid: M's doesn't seem to care. She knows that match has him itching just a little bit, and she has yet to reveal who he's facing at the Ryu Noodle Bowl. He'll be finding out later I guess. 

Larry Grim: I guess so. So let's move onto our first tag team championship match of the night, as the Outer Senshi defend against the Dark Starlights! Let's go!



3. EBW Women's Tag Team Championships: Haruka Tenoh(c)/Michiru Kaioh(c) vs. Yaten Kou/Taiki Kou
-The EBW Women's Tag Team Championships were on the line, as Queen Beryl still have the Dark Starlights on her side as soldiers to fight the Outer Senshi, Haruka Tenoh and Michiru Kaioh. Yaten and Taiki entered with a disciplined plan to isolate Michiru Kaioh, understanding that preventing frequent tags would neutralize the champions’ devastating tandem offense.

For several minutes, the challengers executed that strategy beautifully, using quick tags and positional awareness to keep Haruka Tenoh trapped on the apron. Michiru absorbed significant punishment but never appeared rattled, conserving energy and waiting for an opening rather than forcing one.

That opening arrived when Taiki missed a running knee strike, allowing Michiru to pivot behind her opponent and secure a hammerlock, so she could tag. Haruka stormed into the ring at precisely the right moment, intercepting Yaten with a crushing lariat that eliminated any chance of a save. She lit up the challengers and used her significant reach to her advantage. After a World Shaking, she tagged Michiru back in. The champions then delivered the Submarine Reflection Hammerlock Back Suplex with flawless synchronization, bridging perfectly for the pinfall.
Winners: Haruka Tenoh(c)/Michiru Kaioh(c)[o] via Submarine Reflection(Hammerlock Back Suplex) to Taiki Kou -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Larry Grim: The Outer Senshi with the win! 

Apple Kid: A good night for my Sensational gals! 

Larry Grim: They are definitely the top team to beat in the women's division of Xcite. The tag action continues in a big way up next, as Trevor Mach, the "Wild Hero" made a big change recently, and he's fighting with Dan Club, joining forces with the friends of his so- his daughter's husband, as they take on the Army of Blight, who have a new prospect trying to join them. Who is it going to be? It's...it's...it's....

Apple Kid: JONAS SILVERMOON?! 

Larry Grim: The CXJ star?! The gypsy from TUE? Certainly an opportunist. How is he going to mesh with the powerful and imposing Troy and Snakebite? Let's find out! Let's go! 

4. 6-Man Tag: Jonas Silvermoon/Troy/Snakebite vs. Trevor Mach/Jammer/Benjamin
-This contest carried a big-match atmosphere before it even began, largely due to the presence of the "Wild Hero" Trevor Mach and the palpable tension surrounding Troy. Jonas Silvermoon replacing Luca did his no favors, as the Xciters booed him heavily, but he laughed it off saying he was banking on the Army of Blight. The early minutes devolved into controlled chaos as all six competitors exchanged momentum-shifting sequences, with Snakebite delivering one of the night’s most punishing boots to Benjamin, who was still recovering from his match with Blight. 

Troy wrestled with an intensity that bordered on unsettling, throwing strikes with minimal hesitation and demonstrating a willingness to absorb punishment if it meant maintaining offensive pressure. Of course the mouthiness was also on display. Silvermoon complemented that aggression with aerial attacks that repeatedly forced Mach’s team into recovery mode.

The match transformed once Trevor Mach received the hot tag. The arena erupted as Mach tore through the opposition with explosive offense, combining power and speed in a sequence that reestablished his team’s control. After Benjamin neutralized Snakebite outside the ring, Mach positioned Silvermoon for the finish and executed the Burning Machismo, planting him emphatically for the decisive three-count.
Winners: Trevor Mach[o]/Jammer/Benjamin via Burning Machismo to Jonas Silvermoon -> Pin 

Larry Grim: And Jonas Silvermoon faces the Burning Machismo! Another of Trevor's recent changes, you notice he didn't follow it up with the Knee Trigger. He didn't land the knee at all! He's using his big finisher to get the job done every match now! 

Apple Kid: GO MACH! 

Larry Grim: Luca Blight is ordering Troy and Snakebite to bring him Jonas Silvermoon, but look, he's being distracted by Boss M's! Jonas is escaping! He's slinking away! 

Boss M's: You wanted to know who your opponent is at the Ryu Noodle Bowl in Edo? You REALLY want to know?! Well Trevtastic, Benji, and Jammer might want to know too, because at the Ryu Noodle Bowl, you'll be facing...



Boss M's: The returning BASHIN DAN! 

Luca Blight: AHAHAHAHA! GRRRRRR! YOU WANT ME TO HURT HIM AGAIN! FINE BY ME! AHAHAHAH! 

Larry Grim: Wow! Incredible! Danny boy is back, and he'll be facing Luca Blight for that sweet new EBW Championship belt at the Ryu Noodle Bowl in Kyoto, Edo! Don't miss that show by the way, as Team Xcite will be taking on Team Threed for the right to challenge Team Havok for the National Championships at the next Bowl Event. Now, it's time for our main event. 

Apple Kid: That's right! We're not done yet! Rise and Grind, the reigning and defending Tag Team Champions will be defending against the Digi-Destined for the EBW Tag Team Championships. That's happening right now in our main event! 

Larry Grim: LET'S GO!
 
5. EBW Tag Team Championships: Grind(c)/Java Coffington(c) vs. Tai/Matt
-Main event time, as the CXJ Division was on display, and they showcased why they remain one of the promotion’s deepest assets. Tai and Matt wrestled with urgency, knowing opportunities at the champions do not come often, and their creativity produced multiple believable near-falls that had the audience fully invested. Matt and Tai were still riding the wave of momentum that came with removing Colby and Munk from the Xcite roster. 

A poison rana from Matt onto Coffington nearly ended the match and forced Grind into a desperate save that drew audible gasps from the crowd. However, what ultimately separated the champions was their composure under pressure. Rather than rushing into retaliation, they patiently waited for a mistake.

That mistake came when Tai was knocked from the apron during a scramble, leaving Matt vulnerable. Grind created the opening, and Coffington capitalized by hitting the Caffeine Crash on Matt. Grind rolled off the ropes and hitting the Rolling SSP for the victory and the title defense! 
Winners: Grind[o]/Java Coffington via Rolling SSP to Matt -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: Rise and Grind win! What a great main event match! Matt and Tai are really stepping up their game! 

Apple Kid: They're "digi-volving" their game? Eh? Eh?

Larry Grim: Yes. That. Absolutely! Rise and Grind are just too strong right now, but if you look out in the crowd, you can see the Legal Limit! The Legal Limit are looking on! The former TUE Tag Team Champions, have eyes on the EBW Tag Team Championships. Title belts near twenty years of lineage behind them, and The Legal Limit want them. Xciters, we'll see you next time. Buh-bye! 

Ninten: Ninten here, again with another episode of EBW World! Havok is going to Zealstrailia this week, and we're all excited for Zyro Kurogane's defense, because win or lose, it will mean the World Championship has officially been fought over on every continent on this flat, round, or rhombus Earth! Of course in this ever growing wrestling boom we find ourselves in, the news keeps FLOODING in! Is that my being cheeky about Rains getting a title shot against Marco De Leon? No...it was a coincidence...but yes...yes Rains is getting his rematch against Marco De Leon....INSIDE OF A SALAD STEEL CAGE! Wait...that says SOLID...SOLID Steel Cage. The other thing sounds like a Chad Salad gimmick. 

Chad Salad: ...Salad Steel Cage?! I love it! 

Ninten: Whoa! Where did he come from?! 

Ana: That is certainly happening, but what else is happening? Trevor Mach, the "Wild Hero" is set to appear at TUE's fourth show on the road! It's going to be called..."We're all gonna die?!" Why?! Because that's what it was called before? We're just reusing the names from twenty years ago? 

Ninten: what happened on that show to call it that?! OH! Giant ants made out of titanium. Starmen? Giant sludge monsters named Belch. Shrooooom. Got it. Yeah, I can understand why some of the talent expected to die out in the Dusty Dunes Desert that day. They also had a cow in attendance that day? Man, I'm sorry we missed that one. We really should've been there for the opening and what not. 

Ana: We were a little busy! 

Ninten: Oh right. Busy busy. Anyways, Trevor Mach debuted on the fourth EBW show, after showing up late to the third show. He made up for lost time by winning a CXJ Free For All. He locked Picky into a Kneebar to win, but after that they became fast friends. The "Wild Hero" had a lot to say about that show, his early career, and where he is now.



Trevor Mach: Look at this photograph! No, but seriously, we were a couple of goofs back then, right? We were just kids, but we were hungry for wrestling action. We wanted to be heroes. Am I coming to TUE just for nostalgia? Am I the "Wild Hero" for nostalgia? Let me put it this way. I fought in the shadows, because that's where I felt most comfortable, but the shadows can do things to you. They can drag you into darker places. Fenrir, I brought it back specifically to get back at RRR because I knew my family felt the same way I did about them and their ideals, but it doesn't take much to set us off into darker and darker places. That's when I remembered how much I enjoyed being "Viewtiful", and how much I enjoy lighting up the EBW ring as a hero. Maybe it's passe these days, or maybe it's about to come back into style. I'm going to have higher standards for myself. I won't tell your kids not to do drugs, and then go sneak around and do it myself. I'll be myself, and you can judge me on who you see I am. I'll do my best to be a hero for you, because I LOVE EBW, and I LOVE wrestling. I just want a little fun with my action and excitement! I've been at this for twenty years. We started as kids. We grew up in this sport. We love it, and we live it. You stick with me, and I'll fight for you. You know Jacob wrestled with God, and refused to quit until he got a blessing, even getting his hip dislocated in the process. That tells you a couple things. God is a wrestling fan, and the TRUE best wrestler, and if Jacob can go through all of that, then what am I willing to go through to keep hitting that mat for the NEXT twenty years! Something to think about. BOOSH!

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Ninten: We can also confirm some big big news for the women's division! Which one? We don't know yet, but we're getting a new signee that seems like she'll be a big game changer.

Ana: It's weird, I can't get a good read on her. I don't mean from just a first impression, but I can't read her mind...not that I WANT to. I'd NEVER do that. In fact...*glowing eyes* Forget everything I just said. 

Ninten: What honey?

Ana: She's an interesting one. We don't have a lot of info on her at all. She's bypassing TUE and coming straight to either Xcite or Havok. Rumors are that either Darkness Aoi or Queen Beryl vouched for her. We don't know which one. This is Nimbus Tenebris!



Ana: We really don't know which brand she's debuting for. We'll let you know if we can, but I get the feeling we might all find out together. We just know that she has a haunting moniker. "The Veil of the End."

The Angel Residence

As Tack and Makoto were watching the EBW World segment, a chill went down Tack's spine. 



Makoto Angel: Darling? What is it? 

Tack Angel: I don't know. Something about that girl. Nimbus Tenebris. She gives me the willies. 

Makoto Angel: The willies? 

Tack Angel: Looking at her...I feel...something...familiar. 

Makoto Angel: That's funny. I was just thinking the same thing. 

Tack Angel: I need to concentrate and try to remember. Could you put on my thinking hat please?

Makoto Angel: You mean you want me to place my breasts on top of your head? 

Tack Angel: Exactly. A couple hours of that, and I'm sure it'll come to me.

Outside of the Gamer Girlz Room

As Christy and Alison were packing up for their trips to Zealstrailia and Edo, they were both shocked by who they saw limping down the hallway. 

Christy Angel: Whoa. Heck and a half! Is that?

Alison Chains: Oh yeah. It is.



Christy Angel: Tad Blinko? Look at you! Wow! You cleaned up...sort of! 

Tad Blinko: Yeah, it's me. I'm glad I found you two. I wanted to apologize for all the mischief recently. I basically hit rock bottom, and when I laid in that dumpster, I realized that I really needed to clean up, take responsibility, and beg for a second chance. After all, let he who is without sin, cast the first stone, am I right? So yeah, they let me back in, and I've been going room to room, blessing the roster!

Tad limped over and hugged Christy and Alison. 

Tad Blinko: I want to bless you both, and wish you well on your trip. Have a nice day. 

Christy Angel: Wow. I was really feeling bad about him, as if our actions led to his downfall. I was really thinking our bad actions led to our loss in that title match and-hey...my controller is gone! 

Alison Chains: What? 

Christy Angel: My controller...and the necklace I was wearing! My Dad got that for me! 

Alison Chains: Now that you mention it. I am missing my jewelry...and my side stash. 

Christy Angel: Do you think?

Christy and Alison ran after Tad to see him hugging a Black Shirt Security member. 

Tad Blinko: I bless you, and you definitely need it, Black Shirt. 

Christy Angel: STOP RIGHT THERE, TAD! 

Tad Blinko: WHA?!



Christy Angel: YOU'RE A THIEF! EWWW! AND YOU'RE COVERED IN RING WORM! 

Tad Blinko: AH! I've sinned! I've sinned! I'm a fraud! 

Christy Angel: Give me back my- ALISON WAIT!

Alison smashed Tad with a chair, which hit his neck, slicing open an artery, which made him bleed profusely. 

Tad Blinko: AAAAH! *cough cough cough* 

Alison Chains: Oh shit, did I get ya, Blinko?

Christy Angel: AH! HECK AND A HALF! We need to get him to the hospital! NOW!

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Ninten: Ninten here, back again for EBW World! We're covering TUE again this week, and I'm glad we didn't go to Dusty Dunes for this one, as the desert is horrible for my asthma. Still, we're loving this reunion tour of sorts for TUE. Leaving the Performance Center and touring the country has been good for the roster. We're also seeing a lot of veteran faces return. This week saw some of the biggest names so far on the reunion tour, including one we're...really not sure WHERE he came from. What do I mean by that? Well, we'll get to it. 

Ana: I know where he's from. I peered into his mind. I wish...I hadn't. Just be glad we're from here, and not there. 

Ninten: ...Great! 

Ana: The show started on this actually, as Tony Wonder had a tag match against the Mystical Ninjas in the opener, but he didn't have a partner.

Dusty Dunes Desert

Tony Wonder was pacing back and forth in the desert, being followed by Abra Mago like a lost puppy. 

Tony Wonder: This is it. This is where my luck ends. 

Abra Mago: Don't say that, Tony!

Tony Wonder: Well it's true. I don't have a tag partner. This is going to be a handicap match! I beat Ebisumaru, but I'm not sure I can handle him AND that Goemon guy by myself. They are formidable, and my tricks, while potentially ever so clever, might not be enough. 

Abra Mago: I believe in you, Tony. I have always believed in you. When El Mago was putting you through those trials, it was to see if you'd crack under pressure, and yet here you are. You're free of your curse! 

Tony Wonder: Yeah...I still wonder...pun unintended...about that one. I really hope it didn't go to someone else. 

Abra Mago: Look, you have true power within you. You have the heart of a magician wrestler. I bet if you said a name, and believed it, you could make them appear and be your tag partner! 

Tony Wonder: A name huh? Say a name and they'll appear? I don't know what name to say. 

Abra Mago: Just make one up! 

Tony Wonder: Make one up?! Just pull one at random? Fine. *sigh* Uh.....Joe....Joe Hendry.




Tony Wonder: WHAT?!



Abra Mago: IT WORKED! 

Joe Hendry: Uh...where am I? 

Tony Wonder: Maybe I DO have powers? Are you...Joe Hendry? 

Joe Hendry: That's right. Say my name, and I appear. The question is, where did I appear? Where is this place? It's a desert? Am I in Nevada? 

Tony Wonder: Ne-what? Listen, I need a tag team partner tonight. Are you a wrestler? 

Joe Hendry: I am. Y-you don't know me? I work for WWE. 

Tony Wonder: WWE? Never heard of it. What do the initials stand for? 

Joe Hendry: Apparently nothing. 

Abra Mago: Oh! Then TUE is the PERFECT place for you! 

Joe Hendry: Alright. I guess you have a partner. But seriously, what state are we in? 

Tony Wonder: What's a state?

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Ana: So yeah, Tony Wonder had his tag partner...and they won! The winning streak for Wonder continues, as this Joe Hendry from WWE was quite good, but he seemed confused at first. He started saying spots out loud and trying to work WITH his opponents like it was choreographed. He panicked a little and called it a "shoot" when Goemon stopped Ebisumaru from actually doing whatever he was trying to do. When things got serious, Hendry hit a one armed Spinebuster on Ebisumaru to win, before he disappeared as suddenly as he arrived. 

Ninten: That WAS strange, but we've seen a lot of strange things. The next match saw Paula and Moira Lees tear it up. Moira has been nothing but a pain for everyone in the women's division, especially since joining Team 200X. She did a LOT of jaw jacking, but Paula shut her up and stretched her into a pretzel. She refused to tap, but she also refused to play by the rules, and smashed the OG with a chair, leading to a DQ. Complete disrespect. 

Ana: After that though we got a very interesting matchup, in honor of the event that took place nearly twenty years ago. Apple Kid got back into the ring, to join Havok's Picky, and the returning Retro Jones, and CTW's Frog! All four men competed at that event, and for three of them it's been years, but for Frog, only a couple. 

Ninten: So CTW is in another time zone? Like how far away? 

Ana: Yeah...another time zone. Let's got with that.



Ana: This was a fun four way match up, with Picky continuing his winning ways across EBW, by hitting his picture perfect Hagen Suplex with a bridge on Retro Jones for the win. Tough loss for Retro Jones, but let's give him some credit. Actually, let's give him a LOT of credit. All those conspiracy theories he's always rattling on about. Turns out 99% of them were true. 

Ninten: What's the one we don't know about. 

Ana: He thinks Andy Kaufman is inside of the CP Munk "costume". 

Ninten: I see. 

Ana: I mean it's total nonsense. I mean I know the truth, but you could too, as CP Munk didn't wrestle women! 

Ninten: That's true! 

Ana: Things got serious in the next match, as the "Wild Hero" kept his promise. Trevor Mach journeyed to the desert where he made his debut, and team with TUE Tag Champions Ness and Arsene St. Marvelous to take on Team 200X. Present and future collided, as Arsene and Daimon Kuro mixed it up with four men who have been at this for two decades, and they just keep getting reinventing themselves! Just a agile as ever too. 

Ninten: That would be thanks to Lukie Yoga, which is the official sponsor for TUE and EBW World today! 

Ana: ...Good job. So Trevor Mach introduced Shark #2 to a little Burning Machismo, and Team TUE beat back Team 200X!



Ninten: I'm glad to see these two are still able to be friends after all they've been through. 

Ana: Bein' friends is what it's all about. Eh? Eh? That's the name of the song for...forget it. 

Ninten: The main event saw TUE's first cage match, as the Tidal Chief tried to get the title for Marco De Leon in their long awaited rematch for the strappage! It was quite the fight too. They spent thirty minutes stopping each other from escaping the cage. That was the one and strat for victory for both of them. We're lucky they didn't both start the match by bolting the cage. It would have just been a quick race and it'd be over. See, this is why we need NO CAGE ESCAPES! *sigh* 

Ana: It could be worse. We could just...OPEN THE DOOR...and LET THEM WALK OUT! In the end, a hooded figure climbed the cage and pushed the Chief of the Floodline back down to the mat and allowed Marco De Leon to be able to make his escape. Marco De Leon remains the TUE Champion, but he also has a new member for Team 200X perhaps?

TUE: We're all going to DIE!
Dusty Dunes Desert

1. Tag: Tony Wonder/Joe Hendry<WWE?> vs. Goemon/Ebisumaru
Winner: Joe Hendry via One Armed Spinebuster to Ebisumaru -> Pin 

2. Women's Singles: Paula vs. Moira Lees
Winner: Paula via DQ 
 
3. Reunion 4-Way: Apple Kid<Xcite> vs. Picky<Havok> vs. Retro Jones vs. Frog<CTW>
Winner: Picky Minch via Bridging Hagen Suplex on Retro Jones -> Pin 
 
3. 6-Man Tag: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Trevor Mach<Xcite> vs. Daimon Kuro/Shark #1/Shark #2
Winners: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Trevor Mach<Xcite>[o] via Burning Machismo to Shark #2 -> Pin  

4. TUE Championship Cage: Marco De Leon(c) vs. Rains
Winner: Marco De Leon via Cage Escape -> Title Defense! 

Ana: It was a great show, but onto other news, we can now confirm that Team Xcite is going ALL out in their attempt to thwart Team Threed and gain a rematch against Team Havok at the next Bowl event. Eagleland Champion Benjamin is bringing in former EBW Champion Jammer...and the former 5-Crown King himself, the Star Spangled Prince himself, the Pushpin Seraphim himself, the Red, the white, and the bl- It's Tack! It's Tack Angel. Why are you rushing me, Steve? It's a big deal! Tack is currently in the middle a big feud with Mamoru Chiba, who just brought back Danny Leung, who somehow remembers things he really shouldn't remember! I would know, I was told to help ensure that- never mind! Forget I said that. *glowing eyes*.  

EBW: The Ryu Noodle Bowl
Edo National Stadium, Kyoto, Edo
ENN/ENT

1. Xcite - EBW Championship #1 Contender: Trevor Mach vs. Troy
2. Havok - Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Darkness Aoi vs. Alison Chains
3. Havok - EBW Television Championship Open Challenge: Cade Yaggis(c) vs. ? 
4. Xcite - EBW Championship: Luca Blight(c) vs. Bashin Dan 
5. 5-on-5 Elimination Tag(Bowl Rules) [Team Xcite] Benjamin/Yami Yugi/Jaden Yuki/Jammer/Tack Angel vs. [Team Threed] Dante Ward<3'dPW>/Geoff Garrett<3'dPW>/Gordy Knicker<3'dPW>/Tommy Meppu<3'dPW>/Johnny Meppu<3'dPW> 

Ana: Remember when I said that Danny Leung was back? He had some more words for Tack Angel recently, well here he is right now? 

Danny Leung: Don't you do that glowing eyes stuff! You think I don't know what's going on? You don't even know where I've been! Did anyone even ASK?! NO! No one cared, because I didn't want the PUSH! Well I'm living a No Push life now. I've seen what a world is like where everyone kisses Tack Angel's feet. It was like here, but it was different, and he was King...but he took all the women, just like he took Nani. None of you seem to remember that! HE STOLE NANI FROM ME! YOU WANT TO PUSH ME, TACK?! I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! NO PUSH! 

Ana: *glowing eyes* Nothing? This isn't working? 

Danny Leung: I think I was in a coma, because I woke up and everything SEEMED to be completely normal. Like, I didn't just spend years on some alternate Earth. That would be ridiculous. 

Ana: Oh good! Yes. You were...having visions...in a coma...or whatever. Go with that. 

Danny Leung: But all I know is that I went LOOKING for Nani in Edo. I went looking for her in Dalaam. I went everywhere! Where is she, Tack?! Grrrr! NO PUSH! Forget it! It's cool. I'm tranquillo. That's the No Push lifestyle. Just keeping calm. Just not caring. I don't care about her anymore. Besides, I have my eyes on a hot little piece on the Havok side of things. That daughter of yours grew up...like way faster than she was supposed to...but she's really filled out where it counts, and I'm thirsty. They don't call me Danny Milk for nothing. *wink* 

Ana: And now Tack's live reaction.



Ana: Yeah, that looks about right. We were going to bring in Christy Angel to discuss this, her recent win against Diamond Rosa, AND the Gamer Girlz podcast, but she's not here. Can we get a Lakitu on that? We can get a Lakitu on that.

Edo Hotel

Christy Angel panicked and flailed about as she tried to change her clothes. 

Christy Angel: HECK AND A HALF! How did I oversleep! I thought I set my alarm? Didn't I set my alarm! I'm not forgetful am I? No! No way! If Angels are NOT one thing, it's forgetful...I think...unless I forgot! No...no I'm sure of it. I have to get dressed! Do I have time for a shower?! *sniffs armpits* AH! I'll slap some perfume on! It'll be fine! Where are my pants?! Did I remember to the lock the door?! I'm sure I did! If Angels are NOT one thing, it's forgetful. Wait, did I already say tha-

Cade Yaggis: Hey Christy, they called me to check on you. Are you alri-

 

Christy and Cade: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

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Ana: ....Couldn't...couldn't come up with a thicker black bar, Steve? That's definitely another fine. *sigh* What's that? Tack live reaction? It's not going to be good. Go ahead.



Ana: Yeah. See? Full plate for the Star Spangled Prince. *sigh* Poor guy. Hey, anyone else see that rabbit behind him?

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Ted Pettentool: The Tedster is here! It's gotta be gotta be EBW World! I'm joined by- well no one today! Stephy wanted a day off? Who could want a day off? I love being on call constantly for shows like this! *leans forward and opens hands* What can I say? I love my job. The wild world of wrestling is full of some crazy characters doing crazy things, am I right? The Threed scene is apparently getting tense, as Cold Blood Union has apparently made two big signings and intend to run shows opposing 3'dPW, trying to pull away viewers and tickets sales! People love that wacky show and their dominant Double Champion Dante Ward. The 3'dPW/VBW merger is closer and closer to becoming a reality, and Cold Blood Union aren't very happy about that. 

Law Office of Virgil Lawman

At the law office for Virgil Lawman, the lawyer was watching the Legal Limit team on his laptop before he was interrupted. 

Virgil Lawman: Wrestling lawyers eh? Hehe. 

Jim Ponderosa: Hey! You and I need to have a talk. 

Virgil Lawman: Excuse me? 

Jim Ponderosa: Now, I might just be a small handed lawyer, and you....you clearly have larger hands worthy of lawyering, but I still have to represent my clients in 3'dPW to the best of my ability. 

Virgil Lawman: ...Alright?

Jim Ponderosa: You have taken the job to try and oust us from our property!? 

Virgil Lawman: What? No. I didn't do that at all. I took the job to look into making sure all your permits were cleared, yes, but that's standard procedure. I hold no ill will towards you at all. 

Jim Ponderosa: You need to knock it off! How DARE you come after my client! 

Virgil Lawman: I didn't! 

Jim Ponderosa: So you'll drop the case? 

Virgil Lawman: What case? No case is taking place! I was just asked to ensure everything is nice and legal. It surprisingly is. Curry Man was exceptional at keeping records and receipts. You should absolutely continue to use him for-

Jim Ponderosa: Fine. It's like that eh? I see. Well I might have tiny cuckold hands, that would make a wife want to humiliate me with a man named Tyrone, but I assure you...my willpower is much bigger than my tiny stupid hands! I shan't mince words with you any longer! I challenge you...TO A DUEL! 

Virgil Lawman: I accept. 

Jim Ponderosa: Wh-what?

Virgil Lawman: I accept your challenge.

Jim Ponderosa: Do you need to think it over?

Virgil Lawman: Oh no, I totally accept. What time were you thinking about having this duel? 

Jim Ponderosa: Time? Well you have no time, because like...you'd have to buy a gun. 

Virgil Lawman: Oh no, I'm strapped. I have it right here. 

Jim Ponderosa: You don't have to show me. 

Virgil Lawman: I like to keep it loaded, because you never know who is going to walk into a law office these days. 

Jim Ponderosa: Y-yeah. Right. Why don't we rethink some things? How about you've learned your lesson, and I've learned one too, and I respectfully decline the duel.

Virgil Lawman: You can't decline. I mean legally even. Once the duel has been accepted...you can't back out. 

Jim Ponderosa: That's law? 

Virgil Lawman: Thank Vice President James Swift for that one. 

Jim Ponderosa: I wish I knew that. 

Virgil Lawman: Anyways, this is settled, and it's great, because I was looking for something to do tomorrow afternoon. So I'm going to pencil you in, for high noon tomorrow. 

Jim Ponderosa: Please don't do it. 

Virgil Lawman: And don't worry...because wherever you are...I'll find ya. 

Jim Ponderosa: Oh...great.

Ted Pettentool: Well...that was the lawyers at work there. Did Jim Ponderosa get shot, Steve? No? Virgil Lawman was just trying to schoo him away? Oh good. He seems like a sensible guy. That was the lawyer that revealed to Picky the fact that he's not TECHNICALLY a Minch, and it set him off on a winning streak, so good for him. Of course that streak will be put to the test this week on Havok, but we'll get to that. First, we have to talk about that great Ryu Noodle Bowl, not the food....well yes also the food, but the show! We have a new Television Champion the form of Greed's Maximillion Monroe. Yes, this rich and talented wrestler joined EBW suddenly, and immediately found himself with gold around his waist, the managerial services of Noah Jennings, and now a member of Great Tiger's Greed! Now they-WHOA! 

Noah Jennings: Make way! Greatness is coming through!



Noah Jennings: Let me ask you something. When opportunity knocks...do you answer? Or do you hesitate like everyone else in that locker room who is too afraid to seize what should belong to them? This man didn’t hesitate. Maximillion Monroe walked into that EBW ring for his very first match with the company and did what most careers never accomplish. He defeated Trigger and claimed the EBW Television Championship. Not luck. Not circumstance. Destiny, backed by preparation, discipline, and an understanding that success is not given, it is taken. In Greed, we do not apologize for wanting more. More gold. More influence. More power. The rest of this roster fights for moments, but we will acquire them.

Maximillion Monroe: First match, And already television gold looks better on me than it ever did on Yaggis. That’s not arrogance, that’s just your eyes working properly.

Noah Jennings: But I don't see the Television Championship on you. 

Maximillion Monroe: Not yet. I didn't appreciate the cheapness of the other belt. 

Noah Jennings: It has history and legacy attached to-

Maximillion Monroe: To be attached to me, it has to be custom made and very expensive. You know what I saw when I walked into EBW? A company begging for a real success story. Someone who understands that this business isn’t about heart, it’s about value. And baby, my stock is soaring. While everyone else is worrying about five-star matches and respect, I’m building a portfolio. Championships are assets. Victories are currency. The fans don't want to see a "hero" who fights for them. They want to see me on my TikTak account drinking champagne, trashing my hotels, and finding rats who want a piece of my maximum millions. 

Noah Jennings: Understand this, Pettentool. Greed is back. It's better than ever. Great Tiger lacks the "morals" that held Little Mac back. We're going all the way with this one. We have the Television Champion. We have the EBW Super Tag Team Champions! We have Hashim Al-Singh, the man who ended Trevor Mach's year and a half reign with the VBW Championship. We have the vast wealth of Great Tiger, and of course, we have yours truly. 

Maximillion Monroe: Consider this your market correction, EBW. The era of scraping by is over. The era of Maximillion Monroe is profitable. *wink*

EBW: Xcite
Kora Hall, Kyoto, Edo
ENN

1. 3-Team Tag: Matt/Tai vs. Troy/Snakebite vs. Tack Angel/Seiya Kou
2. Women's Tag: Cheerleader Jenny/Officer Lainey Strong vs. Taiki Kou/Yaten Kou
3. EBW CXJ Division Tag: Maseo Kurenai/Keisuke Nago vs. Seto Kaiba/?
4. EBW Eagleland Championship: Benjamin(c) vs. Gordy Knicker<3'dPW>
5. Women's Lumberjill: Hotaru Tomoe vs. Queen Beryl 
6. 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Bashin Dan/Jammer vs. Luca Blight/?/? 

Noah Jennings: Well...that was certainly a declaration from Greed, but we have an Xcite card to cover. EBW is still in Edo for the Xcite shoe before they head back to Eagleland. Xcite is a loaded show, with some mystery attached to it as you can see. With Troy and Snakebite in the opener, that means that Luca Blight has two new members of the Army of Blight? He must because he's scheduled to take on the #1 Contender Trevor Mach, Bashin Dan, and Jammer. We also don't know who Seto Kaiba will be teaming with to take on Maseo Kurenai and Keisuke Nago in the CXJ action, but we do know it's not Jonas Silvermoon or Johnny Starbound. Hotaru Tomoe will be put to the ultimate test against Queen Beryl in a Lumberjill Match as well! Since Team Xcite lost to Team Threed, Boss M's is putting the Captain to the test, by giving once of 3'dPW's winners a chance to take him on for the Eagleland Championship. That's a big chance for Gordy Knicker. I don't really blame Benjamin for Team Xcite being 0-2 in the Bowl Series for 2026, but being that he's the Captain, he's stepping up and taking responsibility. I blame Mamoru and Danny Leung, but they aren't on the card. Were they fired already? Does Boss M's have something else planned for them? I know Tack Angel probably wants a piece. And noooow the Havok card! 

EBW: Havok
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT

1. 4-Way: Firebrand X vs. Dougie Mach vs. Amigo vs. Carter Grayson
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Christy Angel vs. Wendy Mustang 
3. 6-Man Tag: Cade Yaggis/Subculture/Picky vs. Maximillion Monroe/Rama Raju/Komaram Bheem
4. Women's World #1 Contender: Diamond Rosa vs. Faris Kain 
5. World Championship #1 Contender Bushido Rules: Dragon Shiryu vs. Boomtown

Ted Pettentool: Less mystery, more smash mouth action on this card, as we see the opening will barely be able to contain the heat from guys like Firebrand X and Amigo, the dynamics of Dougie Mach, or the stoic heroism of Carter Grayson. Christy Angel got a big shock win last week, but can she pull off another one against Wendy Mustang? Blood 3 Blood? Cade Yaggis, a returning Subculture, and Picky will join forces against Greed in their first match as a faction. Subculture back already? Things must be going well for little Matty! Faris Kain wants to be #1 Contender, but Diamond Rosa is standing in her way. I'm told Darkness Aoi made it clear that she's not getting involved int he match, but if Diamond Rosa wins, she'd better give it everything she's got, and not to worry about her status with the Black Diamond Syndicate. They want success, not egos clashing over who should be World Champion. Val Dorado and Hope Mach will BOTH be watching that one closely. Little Mac removed the Pillars System when he saw how hungry his roster has gotten for the World Championship. He wants them all to fight for the shot, and Dragon Shiryu and Boomtown will certainly be doing that under Bushido Rules. That means Jamie OD will have to keep his distance on this one. We still don't know what his ultimate goals are, but winning the World Tag Team Championships with Boomtown isn't too shabby. Of course Sal Paradise will be on guard for this one. I wouldn't miss it if I were you! 

Kora Hall - Backstage

Tack Angel was already scoping out the building, taking in what made wrestling so special in Edo, so special in Kora Hall, the go to venue for awesome events in the country. He remembered running the show, during the Sengoku Wars, and had a sensible chuckle to himself, before begging his career defining regiment of squat thrusts. On the 50th squat, he noticed someone approaching him. Her dark costume and green hair seemed so familiar, hauntingly so. 

?: Well, there you are. I've been looking for you. 

Tack Angel: Oh? Well...here I am. You're the new girl, right? Nimbus...something. I'm sorry, I'm a little forgetful. 

Nimbus Tenebris: Oh I know you are. You're forgetful. You've forgotten so much. I am Nimbus Tenebris, and you and I have met before. 

Tack Angel: We have? 

Nimbus Tenebris: Oh yes. We were very close, you and I. 

Tack Angel: We were? I'm afraid I really don't remember any of that. 

Nimbus Tenebris: You really have been stripped of so much. So much taken from you, and for what? For a return to normalcy? A return to the status quo? How boring. You were far more interesting before. You had so much depth....so much ambition...so much hunger. An entire reality was torn asunder within the Sanctum, just to compensate for your ambitions. That's the Tack Angel I knew. 

Tack Angel: You're really losing me here. 

Nimbus Tenebris: It's still inside of you. It can never truly go away. The past can be rewritten, but the actions of the past reverberate even now. You still don't remember? 

Tack Angel: I don't, and I'm not sure I want to. I think you have me confused for someone else. I really do. 

Nimbus Tenebris: I know exactly who you are. You're the one I infected with darkness. My nemesis. My lover.

Jackie McOneEye's Celtic Pub

Christy Angel crept in with a boisterous Alison Chains. 

Christy Angel: I'm not sure I should even be here! 

Alison Chains: Aren't you old enough to drink. 

Christy Angel: Possibly?

Alison Chains: What do you mean possibly? 

Christy Angel: Complicated. 

Alison Chains: Huh. Well, don't worry, Jackie McOneEye doesn't card, because he only has one eye. 

Christy Angel: That doesn't make sense. 

Alison Chains: When he looks down he can't see the birth date on your ID. 

Christy Angel: Couldn't he just move the card over?

Alison Chains: Don't tell him that. Don't ever tell him that. 

Christy Angel: I guess this is better than having me go on runs with your for your...*sigh* drugs. It was drugs. I was helping you get drugs! I'm terrible! 

Alison Chains: Hey, you were performing a service for your best friend in the world! Christina would never help me like that! 

Christy Angel: Yeah? Hehe...score one for Christy over Christina....regarding...the purchasing of drugs. *sigh* I can't square that away as being alright. 

Alison Chains: Hehe. Hey, isn't that Aloysius Minch?

Christy Angel: Huh? OH HECK AND A HALF!!! 



Christy Angel: What's going on over here?! 

Jackie McOneEye: Huh? I can't see anything. 

Christy Angel: ...Take one step to the left! 

Jackie McOneEye: Oh that! Yeah, Aloysius is trying to kill himself. 

Alison Chains: Ah geez. Hey Pops, are you alright!?

Christy Angel: Pops?

Aloysius Minch: .....Don't try to stop me. 

Christy Angel: HE'S ALIVE! 

Aloysius Minch: That bitch took all my money, and my kids disowned me! 

Jackie McOneEye: His neck is so thick, I feel like he's just going to swing and dangle around for a very long time. 

Christy Angel: That's what it is! His neck is too thick! Give me a knife! I'm going to cut him down! 

Jackie McOneEye: Here. Catch. 

Christy Angel: WHOA! Your depth perception is just...it's just awful!

Alison Chains: Times are tough, eh Pops? 

Christy Angel: There it is again. Pops? 

Christy cut Aloysius down, and he smashed the chair tipped over beneath him. 

Aloysius Minch: SHIT! OW! MY BACK! 

Christy Angel: Don't do that again! What's wrong with you?! And Pops? What's going on there! 

Aloysius Minch: Huh? Oh, Alison is my love child probably. 

Christy Angel: Wait. Wait. WAIT! I've met TWO people so far who have claimed to be your father! 

Alison Chains: ...Mom got around...she's a very good liar. 

Christy Angel: So you're a Minch?! 

Alison Chains: I dunno. I guess so?

Aloysius Minch: No DNA test. I ducked it for years, and then suddenly she stopped nagging me about it. 

Alison Chains: Well you kept writing those checks from that money you embezzled from Ness's Dad, so I used it for my..."hobbies". 

Aloysius Minch: Whatever. Help your possible Dad up, would ya? 

Christy Angel: This is a nightmare. First, Tad Blinko, or I guess you with Jim Ponderosa, and now this? *sigh* I sure hope you're not going to be a reoccurring figure in our lives. Oh no....OH NO!