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1/31/2026 4:23 am  #731


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2



Ninten: Hello EBW fans! It's Ninten-

Ana: And Ana! 

Ninten and Ana: And this is EBW World! We're stepping in on this one! They can't just pay us to do nothing, right? So maybe we'll rotate? 

Ana: Works for me! They can let us cover this one because have some big TUE news for you! We'll get to that later, but first we have 3'dPW news! We saw Velvet Riot on Xcite, since Xcite was in Threed, and we all work together for synergy...even though CERTAIN members of EBW are trying to conquer 3'dPW. It's a whole thing, a whole complicated thing. A rival cabaret club named Nightshade has aligned with the Cold Blood Union, and a member of Nightshade attacked Velvet Riot on Xcite! We have THIS video ready as a response. Now, the last time the Madame of Nightshade, Belladonna Ember was a little...underdressed. I'm told that Steve personally checked out this video to make sure it wasn't like that this time. Let's cut to the footage!




Belladonna Ember: Velvet Riot..you looked so shocked at Xcite. So offended. As if chaos doesn’t belong in a place built on desire and violence. You call what happened an attack. I call it a reminder. You see, Nightshade does not ask for permission. We don’t wait for invitations. And we certainly don’t fear your little cabaret club. At Xcite, you felt a ripple. At 3’dPW Wrestle Zone...you will feel the storm. Allow me to introduce one of the crown jewels of Nightshade. she owns it. The self-proclaimed Queen of the Triple X. Champagne Vice.

Champagne Vice: Velvet Riot, you dance like rebels, but I fight like royalty. You want answers for what happened at Xcite? I’m bringing them with me to Wrestle Zone, but it's obvious really. I'm calling you out, because you are third rate compared to Nightshade. We have the most luscious ladies. We have everything you wish you were, and we know how to make our clients very very happy. They made it rain cash nightly. Threed is just LOVING us already. Yes, we also know how to fight, and I'll be happy to show you.


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Ana: ....Alright Steve, that was CLEARLY a nipple. You did not miss that! Did we blur it? Someone at least blurred it right? We're going to be so fined. 

Ninten: However, it'll be the most viewed replay on the internet, so let's make that cash back! This episode of EBW World is brought to you by Cafe Noir Brand Coffee, Threed's brand new Graveyard Casino and Hotel, and apparently 3'dPW itself, who is paying us to air this stuff....even though Denholm Stuart is trying to take them over?


Denholm Stuart's Office

Denholm Stuart was sitting at his desk yelling into his phone and chain smoking as VBW Champion Hashim Al-Singh entered the office. 

Denholm Stuart: For the last time, I know the list is out, I know it says Stuart on it, but I NEVER went to the Island! That's a DIFFERENT Stuart! I NEVER got to go to the island! I tried many many times, but they said I was too much of a risk! Goodbye! 

Hashim Al-Singh: You asked for me. 

Denholm Stuart: Ah yes, the man, the myth, the legend. THE VBW Champion. It was just brought to my attention that that belt does not belong to us. 

Hashim Al-Singh: It's from a different promotion, yes. You didn't know that? 

Denholm Stuart: I don't really watch wrestling or like it very much. I do however, want to chase 3'dPW out of Threed, so we can take over that property of theirs and create an arena dedicated to running our shows and selling out merchandise, because I DO care about money. Very very much. That's where you come in. VBW's sanctioning body has decided that don't much care for you as champ. They want to bring the belt back to VBW, but I'm told you refused to appear? 

Hashim Al-Singh: They tried to have me show up on free bacon sandwich night. I was far too offended. 

Denholm Stuart: I care not for your phony bologna clown shoes bullshit religion, Hashim, again, I care about money. This lead to an opportunity. You'll be going to Threed to perform for 3'dPW instead. It will be a title for title match with their top guy, Dante Ward, whom I want signed to EBW ASAP! So you beat him, you take their title. You discard on live television, they lose reputation, the place goes under, we buy it, AND we buy the contract of Dante Ward! Do you understand? 

Hashim Al-Singh: I'm more offended at your comments about my beliefs! 

Denholm Stuart: You worship money, Hashim, don't bullshit me. Here, it's a bonus to play ball. 

Hashim Al-Singh: ...Fine. I'll do it.

Denholm Stuart: Of course you will. You have to wash the taste of your defeat to Trevor Mach out of your mouth. 

Hashim Al-Singh: I thought you didn't watch. 

Denholm Stuart: Tali Mach's office is right below mine. I heard them laughing about you for a good long time. 

Hashim Al-Singh: Grrrr. 

Denholm Stuart: That Tali Mach, she's spicy...even on wheels...in fact that makes her sexier. She's like...partially robotic...and I'm into that. I spent some time in Zealstrailia...they called me...a "clanger". I'd rather not get into it. 

Hashim Al-Singh: I didn't bring it up or ask you to elaborate at all. 

Denholm Stuart: Good. Glad we're on the same page. You can go.


Hashim left as quickly as he entered while Denhold spun around in his chair. 

Denholm Stuart: How good it is to be me. The last Stuart standing. That stupid scandal won't stop me. None of them have before. Yep, life is good for the last Stuart sta-

?: Hello.




Denholm Stuart: HELL'S BELLS! RICHMOND!? RICHMOND STUART?! I thought you were dead! 

Richmond Stuart: No, I just work downstairs. 

Denholm Stuart: What?! You work here?! How far down?

Richmond Stuart: You know the sub-basement? 

Denholm Stuart: Yeah?

Richmond Stuart: Below that. 

Denholm Stuart: The sub SUB basement?! What do you do?

Richmond Stuart: I don't really know. Dad got me the job years ago. 

Denholm Stuart: Get back down there, you goblin! *sigh* 

Richmond Stuart: I just wanted to give you a gift seeing as how you're back with the company. It's a CD called Cradle of Black Skulls. It sounds pretty bleak, but it's actually quite beautifu-

Denholm Stuart: I don't have time for your goth bullshit, Richmond! Get out of here! 

Richmond Stuart: AH! 

Denholm Stuart: Yes! Scurry, you freak of nature! *sigh* Surely, makes you wonder...how many Stuarts are truly left?
 

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Ninten: A lot of issues on that floor in EBW HQ. Yes, Denholm sent a killer to 3'dPW this week. How did it go? Well, we have the results....RIGHT HERE!

3'dPW 
Wrestle Zone, Threed
Youtube


1. 3'dPW Western Threed Heritage Championship: Vito Panini(c) vs. Vedder Man 
-The night opened with a grounded, hard-hitting title bout. Vedder Man brought pressure early, trying to overwhelm the champion with power offense, but Vito Panini never lost his composure. I mean...he LOST his composure, that's what people like about him. He's a powder keg of emotions, but he kept his focus. I guess that's what I meant. Panini slowed the pace, targeted the neck, and waited for the opening. One mistake was all he needed. Panini struck decisively with the Code of Silence DDT, putting Vedder Man down for the count.
Winner: Vito Panini via Code of Silence DDT -> Pin -> Title Defense!

2. Cabaret Battle: Mika Rave<Velvet Riot> vs. Champagne Vice<Nightshade>
-Brand pride was on the line in this sharp, stylish clash. Champagne Vice relied on taunts and evasive offense to frustrate Mika Rave, but that approach only fueled Rave’s intensity. Once Rave took control, the match shifted quickly. She countered Vice’s attempt at a DDT and drove her into the mat with Last Call Lullaby, ending the bout in emphatic fashion.
Winner: Mika Rave via Last Call Lullaby(Inverted DDT) -> Pin 

3. Non-Title Tag: Geoff Garrett/Lobster Man vs. Kamikaze Clown A<VBW>/Kamikaze Clown B<VBW>
-Chaos ruled early as the Kamikaze Clowns flooded the ring with reckless offense. Lobster Man absorbed heavy punishment before having a moment of clarity and escaping to make the tag. Garrett cleaned house and capitalized on a miscue from the Clowns, flattening Kamikaze Clown B with The Stroke to secure the win.
Winners: Geoff Garrett[o]/Lobster Man via The Stroke to Kamikaze Clown B -> Pin 

4. Singles: Robert Sandwich<EBW> vs. F-Bomb 19
-F-Bomb 19 came out aggressive, but Robert Sandwich stayed patient. Turns out the EBW invader is actually a good hand in the ring when he's on his own. F-Bomb 19 tried a bunch of high spots, almost getting himself killed as if to say "I've been doing this for nearly thirty years! NOTICE ME!" As F-Bomb overextended, Sandwich found his moment and ended things cleanly with Sliced Bread #2, scoring a crisp and decisive victory.
Winner: Robert Sandwich via Sliced Bread #2 -> Pin

5. 3'dPW Championship vs. VBW Championship Title for Title: Dante Ward(c) vs. Hashim Al-Singh(c)<EBW>
-Two champions collided in a tense, physical main event. Hashim Al-Singh pushed the pace and came close to victory, but Dante Ward weathered the storm. One perfectly timed counter turned the match instantly. Ward caught Al-Singh and delivered Absolution, planting him in the center of the ring to claim the win, and the VBW Championship.
Winner: Dante Ward via Absolution(High-angle Sit-out Chokeslam) -> Pin -> Title Defense/NEW VBW Champion!

Ana: So, that didn't work out very well for Denholm. I mean Robert Sandwich got a win, but EBW lost the VBW Championship to Dante Ward and 3'dPW. The former convict who seems to have ties to Lobster Man is a real find for 3'dPW. I can see why Denholm wanted him signed, but he made it clear he's standing with 3'dPW, and now he's a double champion! 

Ninten: Now we come to our portion, where we get to hype TUE! We'll be in the Fourside Mall for this one, our third show under the new traveling system, and tickets are selling out fast. People are loving this return to form for Ness and TUE. In fact, we have a little message for someone who was SUPPOSED to be at EBW's third show at this venue twenty years ago!




Trevor Mach: Hello TUE! Hello Ness! It's the Wild Wolf Hero, Trevor Mach, and I just want to say it took a lot of guts to go back to basics like that. Ness, you took the brand back on the road, and you are recapturing that magic. Magic...is what brought me to EBW in the first place, remember? I was a little magical back then. My tricks were ever so clever. Remember the hat? You invited me for the third show...but I was a little late. Sorry about that. I did show up for the fourth show didn't I. I showed up for the fourth show, Ness. Something to think aboooout. BOOSH!

TUE: Our Third Show
Fourside Mall, Fourside


1. Women's Tag: The Final Girl/Paula vs. ?/? 
2. Singles: Ryu Terui vs. Flying Man 
3. Singles: Tony Wonder vs. Ebisumaru 
4. 6-Man Tag: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Rains/Apple Kid vs. Marco De Leon/Daimon Kuro/Shark #1/Shark #2

Ninten: Yep, you're seeing that right. Apple Kid is getting back into the ring! Why? Well he was there for the third show twenty years ago. Obviously, President Orange Man can't join his former tag partner, but it'll be great to see Apple Kid in action. We'll also see Ryu Terui in action too! Can't wait for that! He is no nonsense. He'd pistol whip his opponents if he could! Seeing Apple Kid back in action makes me want to lace up the boots again. The hunger is strong! 

Ana: I'd rather you didn't. 

Ninten: The hunger is GONE! 

Ana: Thank you. I love you.

Ninten: Anything for you, honey. Well then, that just leaves the official announcement of Rumble City! That's right the annual event that sets the stage for Victory Explosion! That's coming up once again, and I could not be more excited! River City will once against play host!





EBW: Rumble City 2026
River City Gymnasium, River City
ENN+/ENT+


1. Women's Rumble City: TBA 
2. Xcite - EBW Women's Championship: Erica(c) vs. Hotaru Tomoe 
3. Xcite - EBW Championship: Luca Blight(c) vs. TBA
4. Men's Rumble City: TBA 

Ninten: That's what we've got so far. I'm thrilled to see what else EBW has in store in 2026, and we're heading towards the twentieth anniversa- 

?: Excuse me!

Ninten: Eh? Who are you?





Maximillion Monroe: Whoa, whoa easy! I know. First time seeing this much money in one shot can be overwhelming. Take it in. Breathe. My name is Maximillion Monroe. Two M’s. Because one just isn’t enough. And before anyone in the cheap seats gets confused, no, I didn’t come to EBW to ‘earn respect.’ Respect is what you give people who don’t already own the room. I came here because EBW is where the cameras are. And where the cameras are, so am I. You’ve got fighters. You’ve got grinders. You’ve got people who bleed and sweat and call it pride. That’s cute. Me? I am the headline. I am the excess. I am the upgrade. Every locker room needs a standard of luxury. Every company needs someone everyone else secretly wants to be. Congratulations, EBW. You just found yours. Maximillion Monroe. I, Max, have Millions. Get it yet? Luxury isn’t coming. Luxury has arrived.

Last edited by Machismo (1/31/2026 4:26 am)

 

2/03/2026 8:13 am  #732


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

Little Mac's Office

Little Mac was going over his paperwork, and stealing a glance at the Team Havok National Championship trophy, when he was suddenly distracted by someone opening the door. 



Little Mac: *sigh* Great Tiger. I really don't have time for you...ever in fact. If you were Glass Joe, that would be a different story. I actually LIKED Glass Joe. Shame about that jello incident. Rest in peace. 

Great Tiger: You better make time for me. I'm not too happy with you. 

Little Mac: What else is new?

Great Tiger: You specifically let Fenrir run wild against RRR, when you could have stopped them.

Little Mac: You think I wanted to? It was good television. Plus, what might have happened HAD I tried to stop them. You're lucky they just wanted to humiliate your boys in the ring. It could've been much MUCH worse. You saw it though right? Mach put the beast away. Fenrir doesn't have to be your problem anymore. 

Great Tiger: Heh. I can see why so many have spoken ill about the way EBW is run. That's why I kept my distance for so long. 

Little Mac: Or I never asked you to show up. Either way. 

Great Tiger: You think we're done? You think it's over? You just allowed things to become worse. See, I finally realize the problem. I see the obstacle. Like usual, it's YOU, Little Mac. It's your vision. It's you running this place, a job that should belong to me...and my kind. You disrespect us. You spit at the concept of "izzat", and you allow a pack of wolves to run wild. I came in to give guidance to Hashim, Raju, and Bheem, but now it seems like I must put my money, my vast fortune, where my mouth is. You wanted to make problems for us? I'm going to make problems for you. 

Little Mac: Do you just want to have it out? Right now? I'll lace up my boots. I'll put on my gloves. I'll beat you all over again. That sounds good, right? 

Great Tiger: I think beating YOU in your own office would be good. BUT....that's not the only thing that's good. 

Little Mac: What else is good? 

Great Tiger: You'll find out. 

Little Mac: Oh great...foreshadowing. *sigh*





Tommy Dukes: Well! What was THAT all about? Welcome to Havok, Renegades! We had a hell of a time at New Year Rising, but that was just the warm up! We're officially in Victory Explosion season, baby! This is my favorite time of the year, and of course it always involves a little stop in...oh a little place called RUMBLE CITY! 

Nerma: That's right. Rumble City will see Renegades and Xciters collide. They will fill the double rings, and the winners will go on to their title match of choice at Victory Explosion 20! This one is going to be historic. It could change everything. Now, that might mean one of Havok's Pillars might not get the title shot, and that's alright, because Mac is abolishing the pillar system, but specific reason. He believes the roster got hungry enough that it's not needed anymore. A lot of top talent craving the rush of that title win. The World Championship being seen as a top prize thanks to the efforts of Zyro Kurogane, and now Derek Mach is getting a World Championship shot in Zealstrailia next week! This guy doesn't wait for the big events. He wants to make sure that title has been defended in every corner of the globe. 

Tommy Dukes: The World Champion WILL be in action tonight as will the Super Champion and the man who might have become World Champion in Dragon Shiryu. Samurai Ifrit will take on The Boomcrew! However, we're getting started with Bushido Rules! Jackson Kain of Jet Havok is taking on Picky Mi-

Nerma: I want to talk to you about that. 

Tommy Dukes: Eh?

Nerma: Picky Minch wants everyone to know that he is no longer going by Picky MINCH. After finding out that Aloysius Minch isn't his real father. He's going simply....by Picky.




EBW: Havok
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENT


1. Bushido Rules Singles: Jackson Kain vs. Picky 
-This one was stiff from the opening bell. Bushido Rules meant rope breaks were out and strikes were encouraged, which played directly into Jackson Kain’s wheelhouse — but Picky surprised everyone by matching him blow for blow. Kain targeted the neck early with vicious forearms and a snap brainbuster, trying to soften Picky for a kill shot.

Picky wrestled smarter than usual, avoiding prolonged exchanges and punishing mistakes with sharp Hagen suplex variations. The turning point came when Kain missed a Shadow Kick in the corner and got trapped in a lightning-quick waistlock and then the Hagen Suplex with the bridge. 
Winner: Picky via Bridging Hagen Suplex -> Pin 

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! That was a bit of a quick upset there! Picky Mi- Picky with the win over a former World Champion and E1 Climax winner! 

Nerma: He's one of the best to never hold a top title. Congratulations to Picky, but the Kain family isn't done yet. Next up, more Bushido Rules action, as Faris Kain tries her hand against Diamond Rosa of the Black Diamond Syndicate.

 
2. Lady Renegades Singles: Faris Kain vs. Diamond Rosa 
-Faris wrestled with a chip on her shoulder, using her reach to dominate early with boots and corner pressure. But Diamond Rosa thrives in chaos, baiting Faris into overcommitting before countering with slick roll-throughs and sudden power bursts.

After surviving a brutal spinebuster, Rosa stunned the crowd by muscling Faris into the air and planting her with a perfectly stacked Crucifix Powerbomb. She then trapped Faris in an Ankle Lock. Faris fought it, but the referee eventually called for the bell. 
Winner: Diamond Rosa via Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage

Nerma: Oof! A rough night for Jackson and Faris Kain. They both fell in Bushido Rules matches. Jet Havok might be frustrated, but 2026 is going to be a year of opportunities. That's why in our main event, we'll see the Gamer Girlz challenging quickly possibly the more dangerous tag team in the Lady Renegades Division, the Women's World Tag Team Champions Darkness Aoi and Wendy Mustang.

Backstage

Christy Angel and Alison Chains were hyping each other up for the big bout that night. 

Alison Chains: You ready for this, Aunt Christy? 

Christy Angel: Eww! Don't call me that. I'm not ready for it! I can't believe she has a kid. I have a nephew...sort of. I mean that's technically what my kid would be if I was with Sub- *gag* I don't want to think about it. It's weird! Alison, you look...sober?

Alison Chains: I've been trying to taper off...for you. I want us to succeed tonight. I want to be here for it. It's something I want to remember. 

Christy Angel: Wow. I appreciate that. This is going to be the moment. This is going to be us turning it all around and being known as not just the lazy gamers in the back room! We're competitive! We're strong! We're-

Tad Blinko: HEY GIRLS! 

Christy Angel: FREAKED THE *bleep* OUT!




Christy Angel: Tad?! What happened?! I just saw you a few days ago! I thought you had money...and a giant bag of crack. 

Tad Blinko: Long story short, I spent it all on crack, but that's alright, because tonight you two are going to win, and my bet is going to pay off! This is going to turn my life around tonight! I'm ready to finally sleep in a warm room again...with another large bag of crack! 

Alison Chains: Where did you get those clothes? 

Tad Blinko: ...Took 'em off a dead bum in the cardboard box beside me. 

Christy Angel: He was dead?! 

Tad Blinko: ...Or asleep. I was so cold! Don't let me down, girls! 

Christy Angel: ...Are we truly responsible for that? 

Alison Chains: You're asking me like I'd remember the last five years.


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Tommy Dukes: Yikes! Poor Tad Blinko. Christy did mention something in all of that though. She is an Aunt, as Christina and Subculture are now parents. Joining us live via satellite is Subculture! Subbie? Are you there? Congratulations to the proud new Poppa! 

Subculture: Thanks Dukes. I wish I could say I'd love to be there with the Renegades tonight, but that would be a lie. I'm right where I want to be, right here with little Matty.

Tommy Dukes: I can tell you're happy. You didn't even smile this much when you won the World Championship. 

Subculture: I've been hit with a perspective I never thought I'd have. I was just a hungry street dog when I joined up with EBW. All I wanted was the title. Now, I have a wife, and I have a son. Things have certainly changed. I got more in my life than I ever expected I would. 

Tommy Dukes: How is Christina doing? 

Subculture: She and I are like minded on this. We're just...happy. Don't worry, Renegades. That hunger isn't gone. It's just asleep for the moment. I'm sure you can understand. The Green Bomber will be back, and be back soon, but I'm going to enjoy this every second that I can. 

Tommy Dukes: And Christina? Is she planning a comeback? 

Subculture: We haven't talked about it yet, but...I saw the look in her eyes when Hope Mach became the EBW Women's Super Champion. All I can say is, they have a friendship based on competition. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Tommy Dukes: Well thank you for the update, Subbie. Congratulations once again. We're all very happy for yo-

Amigo: We're all happy? We're all happy?! I'm not happy! Not one bit! 

Tommy Dukes: Amigo?! 

Amigo: Yeah, that's right. So happy someone actually remembers me. That punk ass gets screen time because his bitch shot out a kid!? 

Tommy Dukes: WHOA! Calm down!




Amigo: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I DEMAND SCREEN TIME! I DEMAND MY RIGHT TO COMBAT IN THAT RING! 

Tommy Dukes: You're acting crazy! Weren't you given time off for evaluation?! 

Amigo: YOU THINK I'M CRAZY! I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY!


Amigo pushed Tommy to the ground and tried to put him in the Ankle Lock.

Nerma: SOMEONE HELP! GET SECURITY OUT HERE!

Red shirts appeared just in time to chase off Amigo, as Tommy tried to compose himself. 

Tommy Dukes: What was his problem!? What did I do?! 

Nerma: You did say he was acting crazy, honey. 

Tommy Dukes: He IS acting crazy! It's not my fault he's not on screen! Why is he picking a fight with me?! 

Nerma: Try to calm down. Try to breathe. 

Tommy Dukes: *sigh* You're right...you're absolutely right. We are professionals with a job to do, and next up with a huge match, as the golden team of Samurai Ifrit take on The Boom Crew! It's 6-Man tag action with the Super Champion and the World Champion! Nothing else is going to freak me out, so let's TAKE IT TO THE RING!


3. 6-Man Tag: Takumi Inui/Zyro Kurogane/Dragon Shiryu vs. Boomtown/Generator/Hotlanta 
-The energy inside Renegade Arena jumped the moment these six hit the ring. Boom Crew attacked before the bell, immediately tossing Shiryu into the barricade and forcing the referee to restore order. Once things settled, the Boom Crew executed a ruthless strategy: isolate Dragon Shiryu and never let him breathe. Generator punished him with clubbing forearms while Hotlanta used quick tags to keep fresh legs on him.

Shiryu refused to fold.

A desperation handspring back elbow created just enough space for a tag, and when Takumi Inui entered, the tempo snapped into overdrive. Lightning kicks rattled Hotlanta’s chest, followed by a spinning heel kick that dropped Generator instantly. The crowd erupted as the EBW Super Champion hit a flawless snap powerslam and transitioned directly into a triangle choke. Boomtown barely broke it in time.

Zyro Kurogane soon tagged in and brought the violence. A thunderous lariat nearly turned Generator inside out, and moments later Zyro planted Boomtown with a release Hagen that sent him rolling across the canvas.

The match escalated into controlled chaos.

All six men collided mid-ring in a wild strike exchange that ended with Shiryu launching himself over the ropes with a breathtaking tope con hilo onto Generator and Hotlanta.

Inside the ring, Takumi lined up his Rider Kick on Boomtown, the crowd rising to its feet, but just as he charged…

CRACK.

Boomtown blasted him with a concealed chain straight to the ribs. Zyro Kurogane got into the face of his generational rival, but then suddenly, Jamie OD rushed into the ring through the crowd and gleefully attacked Samurai Ifrit. The referee immediately called for the bell.
Winner: Takumi Inui/Zyro Kurogane/Dragon Shiryu via DQ 

Tommy Dukes: AHHH! JAMIE OD! SHIT! 

Nerma: And look who is following! It's Sal Paradise! He's jumping into the ring with Samurai Ifrit! 

Sal Paradise: JAMIE! What the hell are you up to? You just want to play around? You and that Auditor, hiding in the shadows, hiding behind Boomtown like I won't beat him down to get to you! I tried warning the kid. I tried. Why don't you stop running! I owe you SO MANY RECEIPTS for everything you've done! They don't believe me! Lucky you! That doesn't mean I won't do everything in my power to stop you! It seems that the World Champ is going to be busy next week, so why don't we have a rematch next week. Samurai Ifrit vs. Boom Crew, but I'll sub in, and Jamie, why don't you actually join your "tag partner" and DO SOMETHING! 

Nerma: Wow! Sal Paradise, the former Super Champion, is laying down the challenge. Will Jamie OD accept? He's been VERY unpredictable and VERY scary. Right, Tommy?

Tommy Dukes: AH JAMIE! 

Nerma: It's just me, honey. 

Tommy Dukes: Oh. Right. My nerves are shot tonight! 

Nerma: Well up next, we have another Cade Yaggis, Television Championship OPEN CHALLENGE! Who are we getting this time? 

Tommy Dukes: It looks like it's going to be.....DEGREES! The leader of Jet Havok and resident EBW doctor is going to try and reclaim the TV title, and change the momentum for Jet Havok tonight! Let's take it to the ring!
 

4. EBW Television Championship Open Challenge: Cade Yaggis(c) vs. Degrees
-The Renegade Arena crowd barely had time to reset after the chaos of the six-man tag before Cade Yaggis’ music hit. The Television Champion marched to the ring with his usual ice-cold focus, the title slung confidently over his shoulder. Cade had built a reputation around these open challenges, and at New Year Rising, he managed to survive two big challenges. 

Degrees stepped out onto the stage to a strong reaction. Known for his calculated offense and near-obsessive ring IQ, Degrees carried himself like a man who had spent weeks studying the champion. Of course he still needed to do the Jet Havok pose. Was that what the Kains were missing earlier in the night? 

Degrees targeted the arm immediately, wrenching it behind Cade’s back and dragging him to the mat with a Fujiwara armbar attempt. Cade escaped quickly, but he knew to be more careful around the Doc.

Trigger responded with raw force. A thunderous shoulder block flattened Degrees, followed by a delayed vertical suplex. Cade floated into a cover. 1-2-KICKOUT! 

Degrees shifted strategies, attacking Cade’s base with low kicks and a dragon screw that twisted the champion to the canvas. The arena buzzed as Degrees applied a half crab, sitting deep and forcing Cade to claw toward the ropes.

The champion refused to tap. Instead, he dragged himself forward inch by inch until his fingers hooked the bottom rope.

Now frustrated, Degrees upped the aggression. He trapped Cade on the apron and drilled him with a PhDDT that nearly stole the title right there, but Cade somehow kicked out! 

Sensing momentum, Degrees climbed the turnbuckle and launched a missile dropkick that sent Cade crashing backward. He followed with a rolling brainbuster for another near fall.

As Degrees attempted a discus lariat, Cade ducked and exploded forward with a release Hagen suplex that folded the challenger. Both men lay still as the referee counted.

The arena began a slow clap that built into thunder.

They rose at nine.

Forearms started flying.

Degrees struck first, but Cade answered harder.

Degrees fired back, but Cade roared and delivered a brutal headbutt that stunned the challenger long enough for a massive spinebuster.

Instead of covering, Cade signaled for the end.

The crowd stood.

Degrees staggered up.

CADEBREAKER! 1-2-3! 
Winner: Cade Yaggis via Cadebreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: He did it! Cade Yaggis continues his streak of title defenses! He is making the Television Championship synonymous with the Trigger Ma-

Nerma: LOOK OUT! 

Tommy Dukes: Who is that attacking Cade?! Who is that? It's...it's...Maximillion Monroe?! The guy we saw on EBW World! He's with Havok?! He's a renegade! Cade is about to climb out of the ring and get away, but who is that coming out of the crowd?! The man in purple!? It's...it's...NOAH JENNINGS! IT'S NOAH JENNINGS! 

Nerma: He's helping Maximillion Monroe! He's with the man with Max Millions!




Tommy Dukes: Great! Another bald guy! Just what I needed! 

Nerma: I have NO idea what the story is there, but it's time for us to get to our main event. We're going to see The Black Diamond Syndicate put the Women's World Tag Team Championships on the line against The Gamer Girlz! Christy and Alison look poised to reclaim the titles. They've upset the team before, but I think that loss woke something up in Darkness Aoi. I wish them the best of luck. 

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, for them, AND for Tad Blinko's sake. LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!


5. Women's World Tag Team Championships: Darkness Aoi(c)/Wendy Mustang(c) vs. Christy Angel/Alison Chains
-Main event time! From the opening stare-down, the challengers made one thing obvious: They were not intimidated, of they were but didn't want to make eye contact due to possible drug use/autism. 

Christy Angel shocked everyone by stepping directly into Aoi’s space and refusing to back down. 

Chains and Mustang opened with a technical exchange that quickly turned physical. Mustang attempted to overpower her, but Chains countered with tight waistlocks and a nasty chop block that grounded the champion early. For the first time in a long time, Alison was wrestling like the talent that first got noticed for her skills and smashmouth attitude. 

Angel tagged in and the challengers unveiled sharp tandem offense with stereo dropkicks, a slingshot senton, and a perfectly timed double superkick that rocked Mustang.

1-2-KICKOUT! 

The champions regrouped, and that’s when the mood shifted.

Aoi entered the ring.

Everything slowed.

One strike, a brutal spinning backfist, dropped Angel instantly. The sound echoed.

Aoi began dismantling her opponent with surgical precision: knee strikes to the ribs, a sliding forearm, then a suffocating grounded headlock that drained the momentum from the challengers.

Still, Angel refused to quit.

After absorbing punishment, she slipped out of a powerbomb attempt and dove to her corner.

Hot tag.

Alison Chains exploded into the match, flooring both champions with running clotheslines before lifting Mustang into a shocking delayed vertical suplex that brought the crowd roaring to life.

For a moment…

It felt possible.

Chains hoisted Aoi up, but Aoi escaped mid-air and landed behind her like a phantom.

Tag to Mustang.

The champions moved with frightening synchronicity now.

Mustang crushed Chains with a harsh Lariat, and as Chains staggered, Aoi launched forward with terrifying force.

DARKNESS BOMBER.

The impact folded Chains in half.

Angel tried to break the pin, but Mustang intercepted her with a Lariat.

1-2-3!
Winners: Darkness Aoi[o]/Wendy Mustang via Darkness Bomber to Alison Chains -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Tommy Dukes: Oh! Tough luck for the Gamer Girlz! That was a tight match up, and they were certainly on the level of Black Diamond, but Aoi and Mustang just had a little more in the tank .

Nerma: Did you hear that screaming just now? 

Tommy Dukes: That was security trying to pull someone off the top of the building. It sounded like they failed. Yikes. Just yikes. 

Nerma: Oh...wait...I'm hearing from Steve, that they landed in a dumpster. Yep, it was Tad Blinko trying to jump to his death, but death will not have him. That guy is stuck in some sort of vortex of agony! 

Tommy Dukes: Well, that does it for us this week, but don't forget that Rumble City is just around the corner, but even closer than that, we have Zyro Kurogane defending the World Championship in Zealstrailia next week against Derek Mach. I'm ALSO being told just now that Great Tiger will have RRR on hand next week as well. Don't miss it! BUH-BYE!

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Yesterday 3:19 am  #733


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2



Ninten: It's Ninten again! 

Ana: With Ana! 

Ninten: And it's time for EBW World! I've been told by Ness to "stand by" as it pertains to TUE. I think I know what he means by that, as he's retracing a lot of steps from 2006, and I can see the pieces coming together. TUE had it's third show under the new system, and just like in 2006, the show was titled "Our Third Show". It's not that clever, but to be fair, it was a tiny bit funny back then. 

Ana: It was a big show, and it kicked off with your sisters returning! 

Ninten: That's right! Minnie and Mimmie scored a HUGE upset over the TUE Women's Champion The Final Girl and EBW OG Paula! I mean it had a lot to do with Moira Lees getting involved on behalf of Team 200X, but still, I'm SUPER proud of that "technical" WIN! 

Ana: Then Ryu Terui returned again and had a great performance against Flying Man. We tried to talk to him after the match, but he just wasn't having it! Talking to that dude, it's not easy. 

Ninten: Tony Wonder's career continues to explode, as he won yet another match against Ebisumaru! He seemed a little concerned about winning though. 

Ana: Well it's because of the curse. He was afflicted with a curse, and through the trials put upon him by El Mago, he was able to finally be released from the curse, however, it has latched onto someone else....or so I'm pondering. That's not a spoiler. *side eyes* 

Ninten: It's alright, babe. I know the psychic powers just sort of work on their own sometimes. Our huge main event saw TUE Tag Champions Ness and Arsene St. Marvelous team with the Tidal Chief AND APPLE KID! 

Ana: He was there for that show back in 2006, so in honor of that, he got back into the ring for this one...for a little bit. Only a couple of tags. They were kind to him.

Ninten: Still, it was enough, as Arsene captured the win against Team 200X with a Roll Up on Shark #1! After the match, Rains demanded a rematch with Marco De Leon for the TUE Championship at the next Bowl Event! Marco accepted! More on that Bowl Event next!




TUE: Our Third Show
Fourside Mall, Fourside


1. Women's Tag: The Final Girl/Paula vs. Minnie/Mimmie
Winners: Minnie[o]/Mimmie via Podunk Plunge to The Final Girl -> Pin 
 
2. Singles: Ryu Terui vs. Flying Man 
Winner: Ryu Terui via Justice Breaker(Running Knee) -> Pin 

3. Singles: Tony Wonder vs. Ebisumaru 
Winner: Tony Wonder via Wonderwalls -> Submission

4. 6-Man Tag: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous/Rains/Apple Kid vs. Marco De Leon/Daimon Kuro/Shark #1/Shark #2
Winner: Ness/Arsene St. Marvelous[o]/Rains/Apple Kid via Roll Up on Shark #1 -> Pin

Ninten: Coming up in February, our second Bowl Event, that will determine which team will go on to challenge the current National Champions in Team Havok! We have Team Threed stepping in on this one, to challenge a Team Xcite that is looking to recover from their loss at the Geist Bowl. They are missing two members, the ones who cost them the National Championship, so Team Captain Benjamin will have to find two more members to field a full team. Meanwhile, Team Threed is actually very competitive. The 3'dPW team will be captained by Dante Ward, the current 3'dPW AND VBW Champion! This guy just beat Hashim Al-Singh! Also Double G is going to be involved, along with the Sukajan Trio. These are the definite stars of the resurging 3'dPW. 

Ana: That's not all that's going to go down of course. Let's talk sponsors and locations for starters. We're actually leaving Eagleland for this one, heading to the Edo National Stadium in Kyoto, Edo! So to find a new challenger for the National Championships...we're going International? I guess the sponsor, Ryu Noodle is desperate to get in on EBW's most financially lucrative period in its twenty year history! We're all over the place! I guess as long as the National Champions are crowned on Eagleland soil it sort of makes sense. The rules have to make sense and be upheld, or it might confuse people who lack the common sense to figure it out for themselves, and have to ask someone else for their opinion for them. 

Ninten: Huh? What are you referring to?

Ana: Just some thing that Forgetful Ray was going on about. Ignore me. 

Ninten: I forgot about that guy! Ironic! 

Ana: They found him wandering Solandra last week.

Ninten: We left there MONTHS AGO! 

Ana: I know.





Ana: The Ryu Noodle Bowl will play host to a #1 Contender bout for the EBW Championship, with the participants to be named on the upcoming Xcite. We'll also find out who Luca Blight is already going to be facing at the Ryu Noodle Bowl! That's right, the EBW Champion wants another challenger, and he's going to get it! We'll also see Havok present a potential blood bath between Black Diamond Syndicate's Darkness Aoi and a lucid and angry Alison Chains. She's found her way out of the stupor, and she's looking for payback! Havok will also present another Television Championship Open Challenge. Trigger is just like Zyro-K, in that they're both making their titles mean so much right now. The prestige is back. Xcite has its own plans to make you remember just how important the EBW Championship is. How? More on that in just a second.

EBW: The Ryu Noodle Bowl
Edo National Stadium, Kyoto, Edo
ENN/ENT


1. Xcite - EBW Championship #1 Contender: ? vs. ? 
2. Havok - Lady Renegades No Rules Singles: Darkness Aoi vs. Alison Chains
3. Havok - EBW Television Championship Open Challenge: Cade Yaggis(c) vs. ? 
4. Xcite - EBW Championship: Luca Blight(c) vs. ? 
5. 5-on-5 Elimination Tag(Bowl Rules) [Team Xcite] Benjamin/Yami Yugi/Jaden Yuki/?/? vs. [Team Threed] Dante Ward<3'dPW>/Geoff Garrett<3'dPW>/Gordy Knicker<3'dPW>/Tommy Meppu<3'dPW>/Johnny Meppu<3'dPW> 

Ninten: So, the word is that the World Championship's prestige is now rivaling the EBW Super Championship, and that's thanks to the work that Havok and Zyro Kurogane have done. Boss M's has her own plans to make a title that is high sought after, and she got the idea from where EBW all started, Onett, which strangely enough recently had another meteor crash land up in the hills.



Boss M's: Behold! Who says behold unironically? I know Trevor does when he takes down his pants, but- don't listen to me. I'm not reading off that cue card, Steve. You wrote behold on it. Lame and cringe. Anyways, THIS is the new EBW Championship title belt that I will personally hand to Luca Blight on the next Xcite. It's quite expensive, more expensive and financially valuable than the World Championship, BUT it's also something that can't be replicated. Why do you ask? Well, Ness told me about a meteor that landed in his backyard. For SOME reason he has massive PTSD about meteor's landing in his backyard, so he let me have it, and we made a title belt out of it! That's right, this belt is made of space metals the likes of which we've never seen! Lucca assured me it's mostly not radioactive. Wait...wait what does that mean? MOSTLY not radioactive? How radioactive is it? Is this safe? I'm starting to wonder. She did leave the room pretty quickly. Lucca! ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE? Is that a lead apron you're wearing? Are you screwing with me? She's screwing with me. She's a lowkey prankster. Don't let her tell you differently. Wait...shouldn't I technically have meteor PTSD too? Hmmm.

-

Ana: That almost concludes our news update, but we're ending on a public service announcement for a recently incarcerated face you might remember. Take it away!

 

Big Chugga Chungus: You know what they say on the outside? First day of prison, you pick out the biggest guy in the yard, and you fight him. That way, the other prisoners know not to mess with you. *sniff* I wish people would stop beating me up on their first day of prison. Yeah, I know I'm big. I look bad and mean, but I'm in here for alleged stalking! I know I was a wrestler, but I barely even knew HOW to fight! *sniff sniff* I'm only this big still because I'm stress eating. My Mom said the only thing bigger than my stomach, was my heart. *sniff* It's gotten so bad, that the rival prison gangs all work together to break up my prison beatings. If you could play this video to all the new convicts, that would really help me out. Please don't hurt me. I really can't take it anymore. My hands shake so badly, it's getting harder to knit. I'm making scarves for all the new inmates. How are you going to beat up a man giving you handmade seasonal accessories! Oh yeah...uh...do NOT stalk women...unless you're an immigrant...then do whatever you want, all the time.

-

Ana: What kind of public service announcement was that?! NO. DO NOT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ALL THE TIME! Well, that does it for-

Zyro Kurogane: Hold it...RIGHT THERE!

Ana: Here?

Zyro Kurogane: No, there. 

Ana: Here?

Zyro Kurogane: Yep! 

Ana: World Champion, Zyro Kurogane? What are you doing here?

Zyro Kurogane: Before I get on that flight to Zealstraila, and put this title, THE title on the line in a warzone, where men have been fighting robots for well over a decade now, and I'm pretty sure it's just for gravel pits or something, but I'm not going to get into that. I'm going to tell Boomtown, that he better back off on this one. Shiryu and I were showing you what it was like to be a man, and you couldn't handle it. I saw you complaing about it online, but I'm not a TicTacker, and I hate e-drama as much as e-celebs hate growing a talent or getting a job. You lack the clout, and last I check you lacked the World Championship. You lack a lady too. You're like me when I play mini-golf. Constantly orbiting a different hole. I really want this match with Derek to be all killer, no filler, and no Boomtown. I'm as engaged in this as your throat is at a bath house, Bitchtown, so let me make it clear. I don't care that you have a possible child murdering psychopath on your team. Scratch that...I'm slightly concerned that you have a possible child murdering psychopath on your team. I'm more concerned about him, than I am you. You're going to be busy against the Super Champ! You're going to be busy against the former Super Champ! You're going to busy with a DRAGON! So you stay out of my business, or you'll have Hell to pay. Remember what I just said. I'm choosing my words OH SO CAREFULLY! HELL TO PAY! BEY-BEEEEEY!
 

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Today 4:48 am  #734


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling Part 2

Alley Behind Geist Arena

EBW Champion Luca Blight stood with Troy and Snakebite, as a mysterious figure stood before them, just obscured enough that the Lakitu couldn't see. 

Luca Blight: So, you wish to get on my good side? You want to join my army? You think you're worthy enough? 

?: I know a winner when I see one, and I want to jump on the bandwagon. 

Luca Blight: What makes you think I want you? What makes you think I need anyone? To me, I see nothing but pigs to the slaughter! Hahahaha! 

?: Give me a chance. Don't get your hands dirty tonight. Let me step in and fight for you. 

Luca Blight: ...I like having dirty hands...however...





Larry Grim: Welcome to the Geist Arena in Hanta City, recent home of the Geist Bowl! I'm Larry Grim, and joining like always is an in-ring legend, Apple Kid! 

Apple Kid: Oh stop. Please. Well...continue a little bit. 

Larry Grim: You hadn't lost a step. 

Apple Kid: I lost quite a few actually. 

Larry Grim: Well I thought you did a great job. Apple Kid stepped back into the ring for TUE. That was quite the sight! 

Apple Kid: Well, we're on the road to twenty actual years of EBW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? I was just a young kid when we started! Thank GOD Eagleland doesn't have strict child labor laws! 

Larry Grim: Right you are! We're gonna have a big night for tag teams tonight! The EBW Women's Tag Team Championship will be on the line, and the EBW Tag Team Champions will be on the line in the main event! We'll also see the Army of Blight apparently getting a new trial member to take on the "Wild Hero" Trevor Mach, and Jammer and Eagleland Champion Benjamin. 

Apple Kid: Speaking of the Army of Blight, Boss M's is going to be giving Luca Blight his brand new one of a kind EBW Championship, crafted from a meteor, and lined with expensive gems. It's glorious! I'd love to see Havok make a belt that unique. Oh wait, they CAN'T! It's a one of a kind item! I watched it being made. Not so easily breakable either. It's going to be great to see on television. Shame that it's going around the waist of Luca Blight. 

Larry Grim: We also have Mamoru Chiba with a mystery partner to take on the team of Tack Angel and Seiya Kou. Who do you got? It could be anyone? Did you see Noah Jennings come back on Havok? I guess the adage from that really bad Star Wars movie was true. No one's ever truly gone. We start the show with a big test for Hotaru Tomoe. New EBW Women's Champion Erica seems to be playing fair. Tomoe Hotaru is a young rookie. She has very little in-ring experience, and yet she called her shot, and Erica is giving it to her at Rumble City. How will she fair? Let's see how she does against Hilda Iceheart.


EBW: Xcite
Geist Arena, Hanta City
ENN


1. Women's Singles: Hotaru Tomoe vs. Hilda Iceheart
-The opening contest set a strong tone for the evening, as Hotaru Tomoe and Hilda Iceheart delivered a physical and technically layered encounter that gradually escalated into a showcase of endurance. Setsuna Meiou accompanied Hotaru to the ring, as she was instrumental in her training, and watched on as she locked up with an Ice Princess desperate to return to relevance. Iceheart entered with a clear size and strength advantage and immediately attempted to ground Tomoe with methodical grappling, using heavy waistlocks and shoulder-driven takedowns to force the younger competitor onto the defensive.

Tomoe responded by increasing the pace, targeting Iceheart with sharp mid-kicks and sudden directional changes that prevented the powerhouse from fully planting her base. A spinning backfist midway through the match stunned Iceheart followed by a Glaive Sweep that took her down for a near fall, before Iceheart retaliated with a thunderous powerslam that shifted momentum back in her favor with a near fall of her own.

The turning point came when Iceheart attempted to finish the match with the Northern Lights. Tomoe subtly shifted her weight during the lift, slipped behind Iceheart upon landing, and shot her to the mat and transitioned seamlessly into the Rings of Saturn. With the hold cinched tightly in the center of the ring and no viable route to the ropes, Iceheart was forced to submit after a valiant struggle.
Winner: Hotaru Tomoe via Rings of Saturn -> Submission 



Apple Kid: Alright! I bet Minako is pleased with that one! Great job from Hotaru. She's almost as icy cold and the Ice Princess, but she got the job done! 

Larry Grim: She carries a heavy burden on herself. The other Sensations have tried letting go of their burdens. She's got a ways to go. She looked impressive out there though. The Sensations continue to be synonymous with women's wrestling for Xcite! I'm excited for that match at Rumble City, but right now, we're about to find out who Mamoru Chiba's partner is!




Mamoru Chiba: Tack Angel, you are the thorn in my side. You're the...the...THING that gets in the way of my GLORY! The Sailor Sluts have decided to abandon glory, but I haven't. This world belongs to me. I have made friends with another man who feels slighted by you. He's wearing a mask these days, because he never stopped after the Mushroom Head thing. You might not know who he is, but-

?: NO PUSH! 

Mamoru Chiba: ...Well you probably know now. 

Danny Leung: That's right! I'm back! The man who COULD have been the champion, but I CHOSE not to be! Why? Well...don't ask why! NO PUSH! That's why! That's my life! That's my mantra! My creed! My code! NO PUSH! I'll go my own way. Don't you dare PUSH ME! Tack, you might have forgotten what you did to me, but I didn't. I still remember! Nani! No, that wasn't a question! Nani left me for you! The official version says that she went back to Edo and "disappeared", but I know better! 

Mamoru Chiba: Apparently, you're a villain to others, and I'll form any and all alliances to END the Star Spangled Prince! 

Danny Leung: NO PUSH!


2. Tag: Tack Angel/Seiya Kou vs. Mamoru Chiba/Danny Leung 
-This tag match was a shocker for Tack Angel, who hadn't seen his old friend Danny Leung in years, but the former emo seemed to have a real chip on his shoulder regarding the Star Spangled Prince. Angel and Seiya opened with rapid tags and fluid tandem offense, frequently cutting the ring in half and forcing Leung into extended defensive sequences. Angel’s Red, White, and Blue Rider Kick brought the Xciters to their feet and nearly secured an early victory.

Mamoru Chiba’s crafty awareness ultimately steadied his team, as he slowed the tempo with deliberate counters and timely interference that disrupted the challengers’ rhythm. Once Leung recovered, the duo began isolating Seiya, punishing him with corner strikes and short-arm lariats designed to wear down his explosiveness.

The finish developed organically when Seiya attempted a Falcon Arrow but hesitated just long enough for Mamoru to create a distraction from the apron. That moment allowed Leung to recover, counter the follow-up attack, and drive Seiya into the canvas with the No Push Uranage, securing the three-count.
Winner: Mamoru Chiba/Danny Leung[o] via No Push(Uranage)to Seiya Kou -> Pin 

Larry Grim: Well! He didn't PUSH Seiya, but he PULLED him into the Uranage! Tack Angel will have to be prepared for Mamoru Chiba, as he seems dead set on ending Tack! Well, now that we know that Danny Leung isn't dead...I seriously thought he was...we can move onto the big ceremony, as Lucca and Minky Momo are bring out the Xcite Boss, Boss M's! 

Boss M's: Here it is! Oh wait...behold! Right, Steve? *sigh* This is the NEW EBW Championship belt! It's priceless. It's unique. It's one of a kind, and it might not be my honor or privilege, but it is what I'm doing. I'm handing the EBW Championship to THE EBW Champion. *sigh* Luca Blight.


Luca Blight marched out laughing, as he tossed his old belt to the ground and stomped on it, before rolling into the ring to grab his new EBW Championship belt.



Luca Blight: A trophy worthy of the leader of the Army of Blight! AHAHAHA! 

Boss M's: Army of Blight? That what you're calling yourselves? I'll get the merch department on that. You happy? You pleased? You like the belt? Great. I'd love to see you hold onto it...but it's not going to be easy for you. I want a fighting champion. 

Luca Blight: I am not YOUR champion. I'm just THE champion. I'm the tyrant. I am Luca Blight! I'm ready for you to tell me who my next victim is! 

Boss M's: I'll tell you who your challenger is later tonight, but I'll tell you right now who will be the challenger for the title at Rumble City. It will be the winner of THIS match!




Boss M's: Your own boy Troy taking on the "Wild Hero" Trevor Mach!

Luca Blight: AHAHAHAHA! You think that scares me!? Troy is a warrior, and we'll tear each other apart, and it will be glorious. BUT...if your husband can actually overcome him, then I'll happily...HAPPILY make you a widow. BITCH!

Larry Grim: Well THAT was uncalled for. 

Apple Kid: M's doesn't seem to care. She knows that match has him itching just a little bit, and she has yet to reveal who he's facing at the Ryu Noodle Bowl. He'll be finding out later I guess. 

Larry Grim: I guess so. So let's move onto our first tag team championship match of the night, as the Outer Senshi defend against the Dark Starlights! Let's go!




3. EBW Women's Tag Team Championships: Haruka Tenoh(c)/Michiru Kaioh(c) vs. Yaten Kou/Taiki Kou
-The EBW Women's Tag Team Championships were on the line, as Queen Beryl still have the Dark Starlights on her side as soldiers to fight the Outer Senshi, Haruka Tenoh and Michiru Kaioh. Yaten and Taiki entered with a disciplined plan to isolate Michiru Kaioh, understanding that preventing frequent tags would neutralize the champions’ devastating tandem offense.

For several minutes, the challengers executed that strategy beautifully, using quick tags and positional awareness to keep Haruka Tenoh trapped on the apron. Michiru absorbed significant punishment but never appeared rattled, conserving energy and waiting for an opening rather than forcing one.

That opening arrived when Taiki missed a running knee strike, allowing Michiru to pivot behind her opponent and secure a hammerlock, so she could tag. Haruka stormed into the ring at precisely the right moment, intercepting Yaten with a crushing lariat that eliminated any chance of a save. She lit up the challengers and used her significant reach to her advantage. After a World Shaking, she tagged Michiru back in. The champions then delivered the Submarine Reflection Hammerlock Back Suplex with flawless synchronization, bridging perfectly for the pinfall.
Winners: Haruka Tenoh(c)/Michiru Kaioh(c)[o] via Submarine Reflection(Hammerlock Back Suplex) to Taiki Kou -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Larry Grim: The Outer Senshi with the win! 

Apple Kid: A good night for my Sensational gals! 

Larry Grim: They are definitely the top team to beat in the women's division of Xcite. The tag action continues in a big way up next, as Trevor Mach, the "Wild Hero" made a big change recently, and he's fighting with Dan Club, joining forces with the friends of his so- his daughter's husband, as they take on the Army of Blight, who have a new prospect trying to join them. Who is it going to be? It's...it's...it's....

Apple Kid: JONAS SILVERMOON?! 

Larry Grim: The CXJ star?! The gypsy from TUE? Certainly an opportunist. How is he going to mesh with the powerful and imposing Troy and Snakebite? Let's find out! Let's go!
 

4. 6-Man Tag: Jonas Silvermoon/Troy/Snakebite vs. Trevor Mach/Jammer/Benjamin
-This contest carried a big-match atmosphere before it even began, largely due to the presence of the "Wild Hero" Trevor Mach and the palpable tension surrounding Troy. Jonas Silvermoon replacing Luca did his no favors, as the Xciters booed him heavily, but he laughed it off saying he was banking on the Army of Blight. The early minutes devolved into controlled chaos as all six competitors exchanged momentum-shifting sequences, with Snakebite delivering one of the night’s most punishing boots to Benjamin, who was still recovering from his match with Blight. 

Troy wrestled with an intensity that bordered on unsettling, throwing strikes with minimal hesitation and demonstrating a willingness to absorb punishment if it meant maintaining offensive pressure. Of course the mouthiness was also on display. Silvermoon complemented that aggression with aerial attacks that repeatedly forced Mach’s team into recovery mode.

The match transformed once Trevor Mach received the hot tag. The arena erupted as Mach tore through the opposition with explosive offense, combining power and speed in a sequence that reestablished his team’s control. After Benjamin neutralized Snakebite outside the ring, Mach positioned Silvermoon for the finish and executed the Burning Machismo, planting him emphatically for the decisive three-count.
Winners: Trevor Mach[o]/Jammer/Benjamin via Burning Machismo to Jonas Silvermoon -> Pin 

Larry Grim: And Jonas Silvermoon faces the Burning Machismo! Another of Trevor's recent changes, you notice he didn't follow it up with the Knee Trigger. He didn't land the knee at all! He's using his big finisher to get the job done every match now! 

Apple Kid: GO MACH! 

Larry Grim: Luca Blight is ordering Troy and Snakebite to bring him Jonas Silvermoon, but look, he's being distracted by Boss M's! Jonas is escaping! He's slinking away! 

Boss M's: You wanted to know who your opponent is at the Ryu Noodle Bowl in Edo? You REALLY want to know?! Well Trevtastic, Benji, and Jammer might want to know too, because at the Ryu Noodle Bowl, you'll be facing...




Boss M's: The returning BASHIN DAN! 

Luca Blight: AHAHAHAHA! GRRRRRR! YOU WANT ME TO HURT HIM AGAIN! FINE BY ME! AHAHAHAH! 

Larry Grim: Wow! Incredible! Danny boy is back, and he'll be facing Luca Blight for that sweet new EBW Championship belt at the Ryu Noodle Bowl in Kyoto, Edo! Don't miss that show by the way, as Team Xcite will be taking on Team Threed for the right to challenge Team Havok for the National Championships at the next Bowl Event. Now, it's time for our main event. 

Apple Kid: That's right! We're not done yet! Rise and Grind, the reigning and defending Tag Team Champions will be defending against the Digi-Destined for the EBW Tag Team Championships. That's happening right now in our main event! 

Larry Grim: LET'S GO!

 
5. EBW Tag Team Championships: Grind(c)/Java Coffington(c) vs. Tai/Matt
-Main event time, as the CXJ Division was on display, and they showcased why they remain one of the promotion’s deepest assets. Tai and Matt wrestled with urgency, knowing opportunities at the champions do not come often, and their creativity produced multiple believable near-falls that had the audience fully invested. Matt and Tai were still riding the wave of momentum that came with removing Colby and Munk from the Xcite roster. 

A poison rana from Matt onto Coffington nearly ended the match and forced Grind into a desperate save that drew audible gasps from the crowd. However, what ultimately separated the champions was their composure under pressure. Rather than rushing into retaliation, they patiently waited for a mistake.

That mistake came when Tai was knocked from the apron during a scramble, leaving Matt vulnerable. Grind created the opening, and Coffington capitalized by hitting the Caffeine Crash on Matt. Grind rolled off the ropes and hitting the Rolling SSP for the victory and the title defense! 
Winners: Grind[o]/Java Coffington via Rolling SSP to Matt -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: Rise and Grind win! What a great main event match! Matt and Tai are really stepping up their game! 

Apple Kid: They're "digi-volving" their game? Eh? Eh?

Larry Grim: Yes. That. Absolutely! Rise and Grind are just too strong right now, but if you look out in the crowd, you can see the Legal Limit! The Legal Limit are looking on! The former TUE Tag Team Champions, have eyes on the EBW Tag Team Championships. Title belts near twenty years of lineage behind them, and The Legal Limit want them. Xciters, we'll see you next time. Buh-bye!
 

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