Episode 12: Don't Give Sugar To The Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sodarangers were on high alert, transformed and hiding against barriers of desks, books, and whatever they could find as rocks were flown everywhere inside the laboratory.

Cherry One: Stay in cover!

Strawberry Five: It's breaking everything!

Coconut Three: How'd it even get in here?

Pineapple Six: More importantly, how'd it get past my barrier?

Melon Four: Doc! Your barrier was a sign that said, "No Kidney Stone Monsters allowed. Except for Antra's girlfriend."

Raspberry Two: Where is Nephrotiti?

Nephrotiti: I'm right here!

Nephrotiti then casually sauntered past the Sodarangers as she dodged the rocks thrown and picked up the offending invader, a baby rock monster. The little kidney stone baby started cooing once it was held in Nephrotiti's arms.

Raspberry Two: Situation under control, stand down.

The Sodarangers sighed in relief as they untransformed except for Pineapple Six. The Sodarangers got up and huddled around Nephrotiti & the baby.

Sterre Phèdre: You know, once it's calmed down, it's kinda cute. Right Taran?

Taran Locke: Yeah, it is pretty cute.

Kaliona Farrell: Kinda makes me want one of my own.

Lenny Branford: *gulp*

Taran looked up and didn't see the Doctor among them and looked back to see Pineapple Six still in cover.

Taran Locke: Doc, it's alright. It just wanted to be held.

Pineapple Six: *murmuring to himself* In due time, this too shall pass.

Taran shrugged as the Sodaranger corralled around the Kidney Stone baby. Over the next few days, the Sodarangers would be in wacky baby care hijinks with things like playing, feeding time, changing diapers, doing laundry. All with wacky hijinks that we didn't have the budget to fully show. But Pineapple Six was always at the ready. This status would go on for "years", as the Sodarangers would dress up and change their appearance to age as the kidney stone grew larger, with Pineapple Six always in the background. "Time would pass" as the kidney stone monster went to school, played baseball with the neighborhood kids, get in trouble with friends, ride a bike, get a boyfriend, break up with boyfriend, go into goth phase, graduate from school, and finally getting their degree in family psychology studies. The now grown up Kidney Baby took pictures with it's "parents"

Nephrotiti: We're so proud of you honey.

Antra Locke: You've done so well to make us proud.

Kidney Stone Baby: I'm just glad to have supportive parents like you. A supportive family like all of you.

The Sodarangers all came in to hug the now adult baby.

Kidney Stone Baby: Now it's time to get to work as an adult! Goodbye!

The Sodarangers waved goodbye to the baby as it waved back, the baby then stopped to look at a flower by a bush.

Kidney Stone Baby: Oh, how lovely.

The Kidney Stone Baby then picked the flower and put it on it's head. Turning back to walk to work when suddenly it was shot by a laser.

Kidney Stone Baby: Ah! But why?

The kidney stone baby looked at it's assailant of Pineapple Six standing across the road.




Pineapple Six: I waited for this day! For this moment you MONSTER!

Kidney Stone Baby: What did I do?

Pineapple Six: I waited for you to become a legal adult and waited for the first moment that you'd slip up. Trying to destroy nature! How vile!

Kidney Stone Baby: But wait! Grandfather!

Pineapple Six: It's over!

Pineapple SIx then shot at the graduating kidney stone monster with it's Depositer over and over until it dissipated into dust. Pineapple Six finally untransformed as the Sodarangers took off their cosplay.

Dr. Pin A Coldada: Good work Sodarangers! You really fooled them.

The Sodarangers high fived and jumped in the air in unison as they freeze framed mid air.

Preview: Lenny Branford has started a gambling addiction, he can't get enough of the games and the chips coming in. Can the Sodarangers make an intervention? Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 13: Hit Me! Seize the Day! Everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

Last edited by tackangel (4/28/2024 1:10 am)

Episode 34: Anyone still have some Food Stamps Part 21?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fiji Beachside

An alarm sounds off at the Beachside Laboratory, as Taran Locke, with eyes still closed reaches around for his phone to turn off the alarm. He grabs it and opens his eyes slightly to turn off the alarm and tape a few things on the screen. He then lays his phone on his chest and closes his eyes again as the phone rings...

Phone: Thank you for calling the Fiji Department of Human Resources, we eagerly await your call. The wait time is... 45 MINUTES... and then we'll be able to assist you.

Taran Locke: Urgh...

Phone: Please enjoy our wait music as we get set up for your call. *a twangy song starts playing* Working all da...

The song only lasts for about 10 seconds before it starts over again, stopping every time at "Working all da...". An arm lay across Taran as the other body in the bed gets comfortable. Both fully clothed obviously, this is a kids show after all.

Sterre Pherdre: Doesn't that wait song bother you?

Taran Locke: I have to endure... This is the only good time to call.

The two laid in bed exhausted still from sleep, clearly not getting enough at 6 in the morning. They both fall in and out of consciousness.

Phone: The wait time is... 20 MINUTES...

Sterre Pherdre: I'm getting up, thanks for making the call for us.

Taran Locke: Uh huh...

Sterre got up from the bed the two were in, which happened to be in the same room as every other Sodaranger. Cans of soda littered the floor, clanging against each other as Sterre walked out of the room. No one seemed to have the motivation to clean.

Phone: THIS CALL WILL BE RECORDED. Thank you for calling the Fiji Department of Human Services, how can I help you?

Taran moaned and while having his eyes still closed responded.

Taran Locke: Hi, I'm calling because of our Food Stamps?

Phone: Ah you mean our Electronic Benefits Transfer, also known as EBT?

Taran Locke: Yes.

Phone: Can I get your information? What is your case number?

Taran Locke: MM-58008

Phone: One moment...

Taran Locke: mhm...

Phone: Ah, okay Mr Locke. Can I put you on hold to look further into your case?

Taran Locke: ...sure

Phone: Thank you, just a moment...

The same 10 second loop from earlier plays as the Sodarangers in the room moan in annoyance. An agonizing 10 minutes later...

Phone: Mr. Locke?

Taran Locke: Yes?

Phone: Thank you for waiting. I'm seeing on your case that it was closed last week.

Taran Locke: I'm aware, that's why I'm calling.

Phone: It seems that you failed to send in the re-verification form of your citizenship.

Taran Locke: It's what I explained to you guys 3 weeks ago. I sent in my form online, it's in the other folder.

Phone: Can I put you on hold again?

Taran Locke: Sure...

The phone onced more played the 10 second loop, Taran grimaced while his eyes were closed with a look of disgust. Sterre came back to the bed and patted Taran's forehead with a wet cloth.

Phone: Mr. Locke?

Taran Locke: Yes?

Phone: I see that you did indeed send in the right documents. I'm going to go ahead and send you to a higher department to clear this up.

Taran Locke: Thank you.

Phone: Please hold.

The phone once again plays the 10 second loop to seemingly torture the Sodarangers. Dr. Colada got up from his recliner and walked over to the window in the room. Outside the shack lab was Kidney Stone monsters playing on the beach, making sand castles, playing volleyball, and swimming in the ocean. He growled in disapproval as he shuffled back to his recliner.

Phone: Thank you for calling the Fiji DHS Management. What is your case number and how can I help you?

Taran Locke: MM-58008, I'm calling because my case was closed despite the fact I sent in the right documentation.

Phone: One moment please, stay on hold.

The phone once more started to play the 10 second loop. Antra Locke took a pillow next to him and placed it over his face as he started punching it. Nephrotiti tried her best to calm him down.

Phone: Mr. Locke?

Taran Locke: Yes...?

Phone: I see you did indeed send in the right documentation on time. After investigation it seems that a rogue member of our staff had erroneously closed your case to prevent you from obtaining your EBT. We had found out about their actions last week and had since fired the individual.

Taran Locke: So you're saying that we couldn't get food for months because of a rogue agent had been sabotaging us?

Phone: That's correct sir, and we deeply apologize for this incident. We will be reopening your case and providing back pay from the date you opened your appeal.

Taran Locke: Thank you very much, when can we expect our cards to work?

Phone: You have six dependents, correct?

Taran Locke: Yes.

Phone: They should be working within the day, if I may ask though, why have none of you gotten a job?

Taran Locke: The scientist that I have as a dependent lost his grant by the city. The rest of us have to wait a full year before jobs that fit our skills will allow us to work.

Phone: And how long have you been in Fiji?

Taran Locke: About 8 months.

Phone: What have you been doing in the meantime?

Taran Locke: Fighting the kidney stone monsters that have been attacking the city. We're the Sodarangers.

Phone: I see, I don't know what that is, but good for you. Hopefully you can get a better job soon.

Taran Locke: Right...

Phone: Anyway, is there anything else I can help you with?

Taran Locke: No...

Phone: Okay then, thank you for calling the Fiji DHS, we hope you have a good rest of your day.

Taran Locke: You too.

Taran hung up his phone and sighed in exhaustion.

Taran Locke: Lenny?

Lenny Branford: On it, we're good to go.

Taran Locke: Okay team, let's move out...

The Sodarangers all got up and shuffled their way into the Sodamobile that was parked just on the boardwalk by the shack. Dr. Colada removed all the illegal parking tickets from the windshield. Kaliona & Lenny rolled out the tires that were intentionally removed so the van couldn't be towed and Antra & Taran removed the chains that locked it in place. The Sodarangers then drove off to the Fiji Grocery Store and filled cart after cart with Soda and food.

Fiji Beachside

The Kidney Stone Monsters were still playing on the beach, as the Sodamobile skid to a stop on the boardwalk. The Sodarangers then piled out, already transformed, and started attacking the Kidney Stone Monsters. Stabbing the volleyballs, kicking the sandcastles, and terrorizing the ones in the ocean.

Kidney Stone Monster: What did we do to deserve this?

Pineapple Six: YOU'RE A MISTAKE!!!!!!

The Sodarangers then lined up together and took out their bottle openers once more and started spinning them once more. Some large cartons then appeared, with ice cream labeled on the cartons

Sodarangers: Catch the Wave!

The Sodarangers then popped open the cartons as foam started to cover them. Transforming them into ice cream covered multi colored heroes.

Pineapple Six: Pineapple Float Six! Dr. Pin A Colada!

Strawberry Five: Strawberry Float Five! Sterre Phèdre!

Melon Four: Melon Float Four! Lenny Branford!

Coconut Three: Coconut Float Three! Kaliona Farrell!

Raspberry Two: Raspberry Float Two! Antra Locke!

Cherry One: Cherry Float One! Taran Locke!

Sodarangers: We are! Fizzing Sentai! Sodarangers!



The Sodarangers then started to easily destroy the Kidney Stone Monsters on the beach. With them screaming for help in desperation.

Preview: The Sodarangers may have found the source of their issues? The big bad of the season reveals themselves! Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 35: The Greatest Evil is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"