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Re: Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers
Episode 11: Rear Window?! More Like, Rear! Got 'em!!!!!!!!!!!
Inside an abandoned building in Fiji, inside an abandoned apartment was Lenny Branford & Kaliona Farrell. Sitting in lawn chairs with a space heater and a pair of telescopes. Each were aiming at the apartment complex next door in a stakeout.
Lenny Branford: You know, I don't think our target is going to show up.
Kaliona Farrell: Just keep watching Mr. Branford.
This continued on for hours as they kept watch, took individual breaks, ate food, and took naps. As night came, Lenny was napping while Kaliona finally had her mark.
Kaliona Farrell: Lenny! Wake up Lenny! 8th floor, 6th window!
Lenny Branford: Ate floor? Why'd you eat the floor?
Kaliona Farrell: 8th floor, 6th window! C'mon!
Lenny woke up enough to start looking, he adjusted his telescope until he saw their target. An unassuming normal looking man, in an unassuming normal looking suit. Walking into his unassuming normal looking apartment, kissing his unassuming normal looking wife and hugging his unassuming normal looking kids.
Kaliona Farrell: Let's go!
Lenny Branford: Right!
The two took out their Bottle Openers and began to spin them, materializing soda bottles in front of them.
Lenny Branford & Kaliona Farrell: Catch The Wave!
In a splash of Green & White Juices, the two were transformed into the titillating Sodarangers. With a nod in agreement they crashed through the window of their hideout and dove straight for the window of the unassuming normal looking family. Crashing through, they scared the bejezes out of the unassuming normal looking family, with the unassuming normal looking wife screaming and the unassuming normal looking kids hiding behind their unassuming normal looking father.
Melon Four: Melon Four! Lenny Branford!
Coconut Three: Coconut Three! Kaliona Farrell!
Sodarangers: We Are! Fizzing Sentai! Sodarangers!
Unassuming Normal Looking Father: Sodarangers! What are you doing here?! We're just an unassuming normal looking family and you crashed through my unassuming normal looking window!
Melon Four: We know you're infected with a Monster inside you!
Unassuming Normal Looking Father: What?! A Monster?! But I'm just an unassuming normal looking guy!
Coconut Three: We intercepted your phone call today! We know who you went to see after work!
Unassuming Normal Looking Father: Who I went to see? I went to get a scan today at the hospital.
Melon Four: Because you have a monster in you!
Unassuming Normal Looking Father: I went to get a scan because I have a kidney stone.
Coconut Three: Aha! So you admit it!
Unassuming Normal Looking Father: No, you don't understand! It's just a regular kidney stone! I have a prescription bottle I just got today! See!
The Unassuming Normal Looking Father then pulled out a bottle of thiazide diuretic and his medical visit report. Melon Four looked the report over and saw it was genuinely for kidney stones.
Coconut Three: Oh... uh... our bad.
Melon Four: Let's get out of here quick before they call the cops.
Coconut Three: Oh! Right!
The Sodarangers then jumped out of the apartment through the broken window and surfed away, leaving the Unassuming Normal Looking Family very traumatized.
Preview: The Sodarangers have an invader in their Labaratory and it's a kidney stone baby?! Who's going to take care of this tiny pebble? Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 12: Don't Give Sugar To The Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Episode 12: Don't Give Sugar To The Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Sodarangers were on high alert, transformed and hiding against barriers of desks, books, and whatever they could find as rocks were flown everywhere inside the laboratory.
Cherry One: Stay in cover!
Strawberry Five: It's breaking everything!
Coconut Three: How'd it even get in here?
Pineapple Six: More importantly, how'd it get past my barrier?
Melon Four: Doc! Your barrier was a sign that said, "No Kidney Stone Monsters allowed. Except for Antra's girlfriend."
Raspberry Two: Where is Nephrotiti?
Nephrotiti: I'm right here!
Nephrotiti then casually sauntered past the Sodarangers as she dodged the rocks thrown and picked up the offending invader, a baby rock monster. The little kidney stone baby started cooing once it was held in Nephrotiti's arms.
Raspberry Two: Situation under control, stand down.
The Sodarangers sighed in relief as they untransformed except for Pineapple Six. The Sodarangers got up and huddled around Nephrotiti & the baby.
Sterre Phèdre: You know, once it's calmed down, it's kinda cute. Right Taran?
Taran Locke: Yeah, it is pretty cute.
Kaliona Farrell: Kinda makes me want one of my own.
Lenny Branford: *gulp*
Taran looked up and didn't see the Doctor among them and looked back to see Pineapple Six still in cover.
Taran Locke: Doc, it's alright. It just wanted to be held.
Pineapple Six: *murmuring to himself* In due time, this too shall pass.
Taran shrugged as the Sodaranger corralled around the Kidney Stone baby. Over the next few days, the Sodarangers would be in wacky baby care hijinks with things like playing, feeding time, changing diapers, doing laundry. All with wacky hijinks that we didn't have the budget to fully show. But Pineapple Six was always at the ready. This status would go on for "years", as the Sodarangers would dress up and change their appearance to age as the kidney stone grew larger, with Pineapple Six always in the background. "Time would pass" as the kidney stone monster went to school, played baseball with the neighborhood kids, get in trouble with friends, ride a bike, get a boyfriend, break up with boyfriend, go into goth phase, graduate from school, and finally getting their degree in family psychology studies. The now grown up Kidney Baby took pictures with it's "parents"
Nephrotiti: We're so proud of you honey.
Antra Locke: You've done so well to make us proud.
Kidney Stone Baby: I'm just glad to have supportive parents like you. A supportive family like all of you.
The Sodarangers all came in to hug the now adult baby.
Kidney Stone Baby: Now it's time to get to work as an adult! Goodbye!
The Sodarangers waved goodbye to the baby as it waved back, the baby then stopped to look at a flower by a bush.
Kidney Stone Baby: Oh, how lovely.
The Kidney Stone Baby then picked the flower and put it on it's head. Turning back to walk to work when suddenly it was shot by a laser.
Kidney Stone Baby: Ah! But why?
The kidney stone baby looked at it's assailant of Pineapple Six standing across the road.
Pineapple Six: I waited for this day! For this moment you MONSTER!
Kidney Stone Baby: What did I do?
Pineapple Six: I waited for you to become a legal adult and waited for the first moment that you'd slip up. Trying to destroy nature! How vile!
Kidney Stone Baby: But wait! Grandfather!
Pineapple Six: It's over!
Pineapple SIx then shot at the graduating kidney stone monster with it's Depositer over and over until it dissipated into dust. Pineapple Six finally untransformed as the Sodarangers took off their cosplay.
Dr. Pin A Coldada: Good work Sodarangers! You really fooled them.
The Sodarangers high fived and jumped in the air in unison as they freeze framed mid air.
Preview: Lenny Branford has started a gambling addiction, he can't get enough of the games and the chips coming in. Can the Sodarangers make an intervention? Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 13: Hit Me! Seize the Day! Everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Episode 13: Hit Me! Seize the Day! Everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Down at the Casino of Fiji, Lenny Branford is seen sitting in front of a video poker machine, tapping the screen continuously as the condensation of his glass next to him builds up.
???: Keep going Lenny!
Lenny Branford: Shut Up!
???: You'll get your money back eventually!
Lenny Branford: I said Shut Up!
???: Seize the day!
Lenny Branford: Everyday! Oh no...
Lenny had been dealing with an addiction with gambling for hours now, and had begun to hallucinate the poker chips around him as talking to him.
Red Poker Chip: C'mon Lenny! Just keep going!
Lenny Branford: You guys are evil!
Black Poker Chip: You'll make it through soon enough! Just keep going!
Lenny eventually was able to get a 4-of-a-kind and cashed out in a big jackpot, breaking even. Leny then sat back and sighed in relief, grabbing his drink he began to get up.
Red Poker Chip: Why are you stopping?
Black Poker Chip: Yeah! Keep going! You're on a roll now!
Lenny Branford: No, I need to stop. I can't go into debt.
Red & Black Poker Chip: UNACCEPTABLE!
The Red & Black Poker Chips that were on Lenny's shoulders combined to form a Red & Black Poker chip, the combined chip laughed as Lenny covered his ears in disbelief.
Lenny Branford: No! You can't do this!
Lenny took out his Bottle Opener and spun it while covering his ears with his hand and shoulder.
Lenny Branford: Catch The Wave!
In a splash of Green Juices, Lenny was transformed into his green armored form. Posing, Lenny stood in front of his tempter.
Melon Four: Melon Four! Lenny Branford!
Red & Black Poker Chip: You'll never beat the allegations Lenny!
Melon Four: Nooo!
Red & Black Poker Chip: You'll always be associated with your drinking habits!
Melon Four: Stop Tempting me!!!!!!!!!
Melon Four then took out his Depositer and started shooting at the Poker Chip, the Poker Chip dodged every shot however as Melon Four ended up destroying parts of the casino he was in. Melon Four kept shooting and shooting, but was never able to land a hit.
Melon Four: IKNOWINEEDHELP!
Melon Four shot and shot and shot until finally he passed out. When Lenny wakes up, he sees that he's back at home in the Beach Lab, being taken care of by Kaliona Farrell.
Kaliona Farrell: There you are, I've been waiting for you.
Lenny Branford: Where's the Monster?!
Kaliona Farrell: Lenny, honey, there was no monster. You were drunk and then started shooting up the casino.
Lenny Branford: Oh... Guess I gotta go to rehab.
Kaliona Farrell: Nah, you just need to stop drinking. Last time you went, you just found new drinking buddies.
Lenny Branford: Yeah, but then the poker chip monster got them too...
Preview: Big Trouble! The Sodarangers have reached the end of their juice! With bottles empty, can they still protect Fiji? Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 14: Anyone still have some Food Stamps?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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