!!!POSTER POINTFEST!!!

Before the big show EBW fighters took a quick photo op moment to do some poster pointing!!!


Franky told the press earlier in the day he plans on using Ness & Pokey's rivalry to his advantage.


These two got lost in the building and needed help finding an exit.......


Our champion is pumped and ready.......Poo is aparantly a cheapskate but also ready!

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EBW/U.F.O "Happy Happy Joy Joy"
11 Blue Blue Cultists

The big tour finale is in the record books and we have all the results right here! So let's get into the action! The event took place in Happy Happy Village where the town's cultists were.....happy to see some fighting.




The war between EBW and U.F.O reached it's thrilling climax today and it all started with this match. The super suave team of Magical Trevor and Picky Minch overcame the starman team in a heated match up. Picky Minch ran around in circles as Trevor attempted to blast the baddies with his super sweet magic powers. Picky and Trevor won the match with the Double Trevorplex pin.


Team U.F.O sent out Master Belch and Schroom for this encounter. The tag champions attempted several submission holds on their opponents but Master Belch has no neck or arms....or anything for that matter, and Schroom...well he's a mushroom. Apple Kid held onto Belch for dear life but couldn't do too much damage. Orange Kid however is a mushroom expert and just happened to have a mushroom disolving acid in his nerd utility belt. Schroom was vanquished and Fruit Inc. retained the tag titles.



CTW's Crono and Frog made a trip to EBW today to take on S.T.U! The Sharks tried to bust out some high flying offense but were no match for the sword skills of Crono and Frog. Not alot of wrestling in this match, just alot of bloody stabbing and slashing. CTW got revenge on S.T.U!



The utter brutality of this match was hard to put into words. Poo's mystery opponent turned out to be three of the Blue Blue Cultists. Poo has an extreme hatred for cultists and the color blue, so carnage was sure to ensue. Poo chopped and kicked onee of the cultists til he cried like a baby. The other was power bombed into the EBW sign and the other.....well it's really too sick to describe. Anyway Poo won the match.






The heated rivalry between Ness and Pokey continued today. Franky was added to the mix and used every chance to manipulate this rivalry to his advantage. Franky stood back and watched as Ness and Pokey wailed on eachother with quick slaps and powerful kicks. Ness tried to throw Pokey into the ropes but his weight was just too much for the "Silent Protagonist". Franky found an opening and threw Ness over the ropes. Franky then dropkicked Pokey in his fat gut and went for the pin but only got a 2 count. Ness jumped back into the ring and showed true "Strong Style Pizza" spirit attacking both men at the same time. Ness split kicked both men and hit the PSI ROCKIN on Pokey to score the pinfall and the win! Franky looked like he would attack Ness, but he left quietly instead.

After the match the cultists attempted to run the "sinners" out of town, but not before.....the BONUS MATCH!!!




1. Magical Trevor & Picky Minch beat Starman 1 & 2
2. EBW Tag Team Championship Fruit Inc. © beat 2 members of team U.F.O
3. Chrono & Frog(CTW) beat Shark 1 & 2
4. Poo beat 3 blue guys
5. EBW "SAA" Championship Ness© beat Franky and Pokey Minch
Jeff vs. Kraken-NO CONTEST

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Huge Updates!!!

The first EBW tour is over and was a great success for the wrestling promotion and its sponsor Mach Pizza. The second tour will begin soon, and revolve around the Best of the best of the best of the bestest tournament. All the shows of this tour will take place in the Summers region, where most of EBW's fighters are taking a vacation. We had a chance to catch up with a few of them to get some quick comments and a photo.



Picky: I plan on being in the tournament. Trevor is gonna be in it too. Right now he is busy keeping the ladies at bay!

Magical Trevor: HOLY CRAP! It's hot out here. Wearing the robe was a poor choice.

Orange Kid: Now that U.F.O has been defeated Fruit Inc. will focus on S.T.U.

Apple Kid: For the love of GOD!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Mr. Mach: Pimpin the pizza!



The signing ceremony for Ness's next title defense was held today in some dark alley. Ness will face CTW's ace Crono at the tour finale, and will face him during the other shows in tag matches.

EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Finale
1. EBW "SAA" Championship
Ness© vs. Crono (CTW)

EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 1
1. Round 1 Match: Picky Minch vs. Masked Kid
2. Round 1 Match: Franky vs. Captain Strong
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & #2
4. Ness, Poo, Magical Trevor vs. Crono, Frog, ?

EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 2
1. Round 1 Match: Magical Trevor vs. Thief
2. Round 1 Match: Frog(CTW) vs. Retro Hippie
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & #2
4. Ness & Poo vs. Crono & ?

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EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 1
1. Round 1 Match: Picky Minch vs. Masked Kid
2. Round 1 Match: Franky vs. Captain Strong
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & #2
4. Ness, Poo, Magical Trevor vs. Crono, Frog, ?



The Best of the best of the best of the bestest tournament began today at Summers beach with all the participants standing in the ring. Mr. Pirkle told all the fighters present that winning this tournament would mean big things for the future. An EBW title shot may be one of the prizes.

1. Round 1 Match: Picky Minch beat Masked Kid with an ankle lock.
Two of EBW's most promising young fighters once again battled today. This was a solid wrestling match contrary to the recent matches that involved aliens and laser beam. Picky showed much improvement from their last encounter and was able to apply several holds early on. Masked Kid threw some serious chops and kicks to slow Picky down followed by a dropkick and a pin attempt. Picky kicked out at 2.9999 and jumped up quickly taking it to his opponent. Picky won this match with a solid ankle lock causing Masked Kid to tap rather quickly. The 10-year-old supernova will advance to round 2!

2. Round 1 Match: Franky beat Captain Strong
Two favorites in tournament had to clash in the first round today. Franky and the returning Captain Strong put on an epic encounter, showing a much more furocious side compared to their previous matches. Captain Strong had Franky well scouted and was able to avoid his heelish tactics. Franky won the match though, with a roll up pin while holding onto the ropes. Franky appears to be the odds on favorite to win.

During intermission Mr. Mach threw pizzas out to the fans which burned a few fans.....not a good idea.

3. Shark #1 & #2 beat Fruit Inc.
After the tournament matches for the day Fruit Inc. began the series against S.T.U! Apple Kid stayed in for most of the match while Orange Kid "Scouted and Stratigized" to find the shark's weakpoints. This gave S.T.U a good opportunity to wear out Apple Kid.  Shark #1 hit the Jaws Cutter to score the win for his team. In an upset the tag champions lost the first battle with S.T.U! Would they win the war?

4. Ness, Poo, Magical Trevor beat Crono, Frog, Robo
Team EBW aces Ness & Poo teamed with the Cruiser-X-Junior Champion to take on CTW today. The mystery partner for CTW turned out to be Robo! Like his name explains.....he's a robot. Ness & Poo focused most of their early offense on Robo. The strategy seemed to be for EBW to wear themselves out on the robot, which was quickly discovered by Trevor, who blind tagged himself in and called out fellow BOBOBOB tournament entrant Frog. Crono tagged in instead and hit Trevor with a hard hitting series of kicks to the knees, followed by a swift dropkick. Trevor rebonded and hit the Trevorplex on Crono for a two count. The match was back and forth from there until all three members of Team EBW ran into the ring to his a TRIPLE TREVORPLEX on Robo. Poo got the pin as Ness and Trevor kept the others at bay. Team EBW had won! The show ended with a staredown between the teams. These battles have just begun.
 


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CTW ace Crono announced earlier that a mystery partner would be assisting him in his tag match against EBW rival Ness. Robo had apparently taken too much damage from the TRIPLE TREVORPLEX!!! The mystery opponent was revealed to be none other then enemy of humanity MAGUS!!!

Magus: I had some free time.......who dies first.

Magus is also being booked to face Poo at the tour finale!

EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 2
1. Round 1 Match: Magical Trevor vs. Thief
2. Round 1 Match: Frog(CTW) vs. Retro Hippie
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & #2
4. Ness & Poo vs. Crono & Magus

EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 3
1. Round 2 Match: Picky Minch vs. Franky
2. Round 2 Match: ????? vs. ?????
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & Shark #2
4. Ness & Poo vs. Crono & Magus

EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Finale
1. Poo vs. Magus(CTW)
2. FINALS: ????? vs. winner of Picky/Franky
3. EBW "SAA" Championship
Ness© vs. Crono(CTW)

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EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 2
1. Round 1 Match: Magical Trevor vs. Thief
2. Round 1 Match: Frog(CTW) vs. Retro Hippie
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & #2
4. Ness & Poo vs. Crono & Magus

It's day 2 of the tournament today, and from the looks of things a few more people showed today...YAY!



1. Round 1 Match: Magical Trevor beat Thief
The opening match of Day 2 involved 2 former allies from FFW. Thief used his quickness to an advantage and started out the match in firm control. He started with quick chops before attempting an armbar takedown. Trevor managed to escape and fight back with chops of his own. At on point during the bout Trevor put his hat on Thief which covered his eyes, this allowed the super awesome magician to attack the knee of thief and drop him like a bad habit. Thief used some heelish tactics shorty after by throwing powder into Trevor's eyes.  Trevor recovered however and hit the super sweet TREVORPLEX!!! 1-2-3 Magical Trevor advances to round 2! Quick note: Picky and Franky were scouting the match from ringside.

After the match Trevor told the press that for the rest of the tour he would refrain from using his super sweet magic.....then he ate a hot pocket!     


2. Round 1 Match: Frog(CTW) beat Retro Hippie
This match was basically over before it began! Retro Hippie protested Frog's use of a sword which cause the crowd to throw junk at him. A flying boot knocked out the hippie just before Frog was gonna slice him in half. The CTW fighter looked amazed but pinned him anyway to advance in the tournament.

3. Shark #1 & #2  beat Fruit Inc.
This match was very much like the last encounter between the teams. Fruit Inc. has been having alot of trouble forming a strategy to beat the S.T.U. This time however Orange Kid did attempt to make an in ring impact but quickly fell to a sharkdriver for the 1-2-3! The Tag Champs have lost two in a row!!! S.T.U can now make a credible claim that they deserve a title shot. We'll have to see how this pans out.


4. Crono & Magus beat Ness & Poo
Today's main event ended with bloodshed and a big loss for EBW. Crono brought out his secret weapon for this tag match....the diabolical Magus. After scaring away some children Magus got on the microphone and told the fans that EBW's heroes would fall to the Darkside Driver! Poo started this match off against #1 contender Crono. Both men focused on swift kicks in the opening seconds before Poo managed to take Crono down and lock in an armbar. Poo continued to work on the arm of Crono before tagging in Ness. Ness dropkicked the CTW ace into the ropes and then took him down with a lariat that resembed a baseball bat swinging. Crono finally tagged in Magus and that's when things turned for the worse. Magus used incredible speed to evade Ness's attacks while Crono kept Poo at bay outside the ring. Magus put a chokehold on Ness and tried to get him to pass out, but the silent protagonist managed to escape and hit another bat lariat on Magus. Several minutes later all 4 men began to brawl in the ring until Magus managed to hit his finisher "Darkside Driver" on both men. Magus picked up Ness's beaten body and hit the driver again, this cause Ness to bleed from the head. Crono and Magus pinned both men to pick up the victory. CTW stood victorious as the show came to a close.

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Time to train!!!



After a big loss to CTW yesterday, Ness and Poo hit the dojo and have spent alot of time preparing for the next encounter. Both men fell to the Darkside Driver, and are trying to find a way to counter Magus's piledriver variation! Poo sat down for some quick comments while munching on some Mach Pizza.

Press Guy: So what exactly have you guys been working on?

Poo: Well........

Mr. Mach: HEY POO!!! Remember to tell them!

Poo: Oh yeah, mmmmm mach pizza sure is the bomb! I feel like such a tool.

Press Guy: Ummmm....have you been working on a counter for the Darkside Driver?

Poo: As a matter of fact we have been working on that. It's not an easy move to counter so we have alot of work ahead of us.

The next show is in two days.

EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 3
1. Round 2 Match: Picky Minch vs. Franky
2. Round 2 Match: Magical Trevor vs. Frog
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & Shark #2
4. Ness & Poo vs. Crono & Magus

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EBW BOBOBOB Tournament Day 3
1. Round 2 Match: Picky Minch vs. Franky
2. Round 2 Match: Magical Trevor vs. Frog
3. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark #1 & Shark #2
4. Ness & Poo vs. Crono & Magus

It's Semi-final time!!!

1. Round 2 Match: Franky beat Picky Minch
In a completely one sided match Franky defeated the young Picky Minch. The match started with Picky charging at Franky, and Franky defending by putting his hand up and on Picky's forehead. Franky then hit the scoop slam on Picky and dropped 3 consecutive elbows on the 10-year-old supernova. Picky showed alot of heart though, as he did not give up. The surprise of the match came when Franky attempted a suplex but got it reversed by Picky who hit a suplex of his own followed by a pin, but he only got a one count. The match ended when Franky kicked Picky in the gut and took him down with a palm strike directly to the forehead. Franky wins and advances to the finals.

After the match Picky stated that he had learned alot from his encounter and would have liked to face Trevor in the final if he won.

2. Round 2 Match: Magical Trevor beat Frog
Magical Trevor continued his winning ways with a win over Frog. Trevor showed off his new TREVOR TRIANGLE submission hold in this match, but was unable to make Frog submit. The green sword swinger was actually without his sword today! Frog shocked alot of fans with a large repetoir of holds and strikes. Frog's increased jumping abilities (he IS a frog) came into play giving him a distinct advantage over Trevor, but once again an out of nowhere TREVORPLEX gave Trevor the victory! He will face Franky at the tournament finals.

After the match Magical Trevor ate another Hot Pocket......what about Mach Pizza???

3.Fruit Inc. beat Shark #1 & Shark #2
EBW's Tag Champs finally won a match against the impressive S.T.U duo. Several people imagined S.T.U would shut out the series after two domiate wins, but it was not to be. Fruit Inc. had aparantly formed a working strategy today as they gained a little payback. The key word to this match was LARIAT!!! Apple Kid came at the sharks with a succession of lariats before tagging in Orange Kid who also hit lariats. They even used a double fruit lariat to win the match. The shark duo looked stunned by the quick victory. Apple Kid got on the mic and informed S.T.U that they were being paired to face each other at the tour finale but THIS time it would be for the titles! S.T.U seemed quite pleased with this.


4.Ness & Poo vs. Crono & Magus went to a NO CONTEST
This match never really picked up.....about 5 minutes into the bout the animosity between the teams exploded and both teams brawled in the middle of the ring, completely ignoring orders to return to the corners. That's when the locker room poured out and both teams began to brawl. Captain Strong aimed at taking out Robo and Magus attacked Poo. Security had to break up the brawl. The show ended with many questions and no answers......until later!!!

FULL CARD FOR FINALE ANNOUNCED
1. Captain Strong vs. Robo(CTW)
2. Magus vs. Poo
3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Fruit Inc.© vs. Shark #1 & #2
4. BOBOBOB Tournament Final
Magical Trevor vs. Franky
5. EBW "SAA" Championship
Ness© vs. Crono(CTW)

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TWO NEWS UPDATES
1. MASA "CRONO"????

It appears the top star of CTW has turned to the dark side. He told the press earlier in the day that he would do anything to win, even if he had to use dirty tactics. Many were confused since Crono is normally mute like our ace Ness but has apparantly changed that part of his persona.

2. EBW fan appreciation show.
After the tour finale several lower card fighters will appear in Onett to put on a fan appreciation show sponsered by......what else MACH PIZZA. Here is the card.

EBW & Mach Pizza Present: Pizza for the People!!!
1. Picky Minch vs. Retro Hippie
2. Masked Kid vs. Apple Kid
3. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Magical Trevor© vs. Shark #?

Magical Trevor was tracked down and interviewed about the title bout.

Trevor: I'm excited about the tournament and nervous about the title match. I don't even know which Shark it will be.

Mr. Mach: How can you do that?!?

Trevor: Do What?

Mr. Mach: That! You're eating a Hot Pocket again!

Trevor: Oh yeah man these things rock. You should sell em.

Mr. Mach: But I......hey yeah!

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1. Captain Strong vs. Robo(CTW)
2. Magus vs. Poo
3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Fruit Inc.© vs. Shark #1 & #2
4. BOBOBOB Tournament Final
Magical Trevor vs. Franky
5. EBW "SAA" Championship
Ness© vs. Crono(CTW)

The time has come for the BOBOBOB FINALE!!! Before the show Mr .Mach handed out MACH POCKETS, his brand new product from Mach Pizza!


1. Robo(CTW) beat Captain Strong
The CTW weapon of mass destruction took on EBW's resident cop in the opening bout. Strong has been training in various chops and kicks, and looked confident in the opening seconds......UNTIL he realised that his attacks weren't doing any damage. Robo then grabbed the stunned cop and took him down with the robo pile driver pin and got a 2 count. Strong changed up his offense with a strong lariat that Robo leaped over thanks to his hydraulic legs. Robo began to spin around in circles and swirl around around Strong. The cop stared in awe at Robo's speed...that is until Robo suddenly hit a spinning lariat on Strong, pinned him, and won the match. Frog celebrated with his CTW ally as they headed to the back. Strong was quite unconcious and had to be carried to the back.

2. Magus beat Poo
The "wall" of EBW against the enemy of all humanity....oh yes there will be blood! Tha match began with several back and forth slaps and chops, then Poo took the upperhand by hitting a series of kicks directed at Magus's knees. The dark prince fired back with a flying lariat (literally flying......he can fly) that knocked Poo for a loop. Magus then began pounding Poo's face into a turnbuckle until he began to bleed profusely. Magus, being the sick freak that he is, put his hand in Poo's blood and then slapped him. Poo regained his senses and tackled Magus to the floor. It became aparant that he was quickly losing strength however, and soon Magus had him set up for the Darkside Driver. 1-2-3 Magus wins and EBW is taking some serious blows from CTW.

3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1 & #2 beat Fruit Inc. to become the 2nd Tag Team Champions!
In the forth in final match of the series between the teams, everything was on the line! Fruit Inc. had to prove they were the best against the talented/sneaky S.T.U. Apple Kid began using the same strategy as the day before: Lariat, lariat, lariat. By keeping in constant motion he was able to out manuver his opponent.......unfortunatly Apple Kid is slightly chunky and out of shape, and he wore himself down before doing enough damage. Orange Kid seemed to lose alot of the confidence from the previous match and was manhandled by the Sharks. The team just seemed out of sync, or maybe the Sharks refused to be beated twice by the same strategy. In the end the Sharks hit the 3-D on Apple Kid, won the match, and become the second EBW Tag Team Champions!!! Apple Kid was out cold and Orange Kid stared at the mat, ashamed of the loss......


4. BOBOBOB Tournament Final
Magical Trevor beat Franky
This match was one of the most anticipated. Super suave Trevor against S.T.U leader Franky. Magical Trevor kept his word about refraining from magic use, but Franky never said he wouldn't try to use his cheating ways to win. Stealing a play from Thief's playbook, Franky tried to use some blinding powder in the middle of the match. Trevor was ready and knocked the powder in Franky's face. The crowd was totally behind Trevor, the rising star of EBW. The weight difference in the match was quite noticable but it did not stop Trevor from pulling off several Trevor named moves on his larger opponent. It seemed to be over with when Trevor hit the TREVORPLEX, but Franky managed to kick out. That's when Trevor introduced a new finisher: TREVORGERMANPLEX!!! The move caught Franky completely  off guard, giving Trevor the win! Trevor had won the BOBOBOB TOURNAMENT!!!




5. EBW "SAA" Championship
Ness© vs. Crono(CTW) went to a double countout

The main event of the night had come and many fans who hadn't fallen asleep seemed to be interested! Ness and Crono pulled off moves similar in style and almost mirrored eachother. This was a brutal battle that lasted longer then any EBW match so far in it's short history! Ness showed his aggresive side, throwing Crono into the turnbuckle and giving him lariat after lariat followed by a dropkick to the FACE!!! Crono was down but not out, he quickly leapt to his feet and superkicked Ness out of the ring. Ness pulled Crono out of the ring and the two began to brawl at the entrance way. Jeff the ref tried to restore order but the brawling continued. He began a 20 count for the 2 fighters to return to the ring, and they finally did. Now in the center of the ring, Ness and Crono battled back and forth with lefts, rights, and stiff kicks. Ness threw Crono to the ropes and when Crono hung on Ness clotheslined both of them over the top and back outside. More brawling outside led to the start of another 20 count. This time howerver, Ness and Crono continued to battle outside the ring. They began throwing eachother against the EBW sign as the ref counted 10. Ness hit Crono with an out of nowhere PSI ROCKIN at the 12 count. From there Ness did the craziest thing in EBW so far and climbed the EBW sign!!! The ref had reached 15 when he reached the top and stared at the unconcious Crono. Then he did the unthinkable and hit a HUGE elbow drop off the sign onto Crono. The crowd went nuts as Ness scrambled to his feet to throw Crono back into the ring, but it was too late. The ref had reached 20 and the match was over by way of double countout. Both men were helped to the back as this amazing show came to a close.


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S.T.U TAKES OVER!!!!
(Not a whole lot of match summaries here, just a quick recap)


EBW & Mach Pizza Present: Pizza for the People!!!
1. Picky Minch beat Thief
2. Apple Kid  beat Masked Kid  
3. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Shark Hippie beat Magical Trevor© to become the second Crusier-X-Junior Champion

Today was supposed to be a small fan appreciation day, but it became something much more. The 5 or 6 fans that showed up were treated to 3 matches and a big surprise. The first match had to be changed when Retro Hippie did not show up. Management figured it was a form of non violent protest. Thief was put in his place. The 10-year-old supernova overcame the FFW fighter with his new finisher "The 10 years old".  Apple Kid tried to regain some momentum for his team with a win over Masked Kid. After the match Apple Kid felt the need to dig around in the garbage. Just then the Sharks showed up and threw Apple Kid in the can and kicked it down the road.



The big moment of the day came when the mystery Shark was able to defeat Magical Trevor to become the new Cruiser-X-Junior Champion!!! Shark 1 & 2 provided a distraction by bringing out Trevor's friend Picky and beating him down. This allowed Shark ? to roll up Trevor and pull onto his robes to win. After the match as Trevor tended to his friend, Shark ? unmasked and revealed his identity.........RETRO HIPPIE!!! Magical Trevor has taken his first setback since joining EBW and winning the BOBOBOB tournament. S.T.U is slowly taking over....

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We traveled to CTW territory today for the signing of the Ness-Crono rematch. This time however it will take place at a CTW show, and will be for both the EBW Championship and the CTW Championship.

CTW Presents:
"Maniacs and Swords!"
EBW Championship & CTW Championship
Title for Title
Ness© vs. Crono©

The day after that EBW will begin the "Mach Pocket Express" tour!
Two matches announced so far.

EBW Presents:
"Mach Pocket Express"
1. Poo vs. Magus(CTW)
2. Magical Trevor & Picky Minch vs. Franky & Shark Hippie

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Huge Updates!!!

1. New EBW fighter to debut!

In a back alleyway in Onett fighting agent Mr. Montolli introduced his newest prospect....Cave Boy!!!

Mr. Monotolli: Don't let his looks fool you. He is a gentle giant but a fierce fighter.

Cave Boy: I can use the potty all by myself!

Mr. Monotolli: Why yes you can! We are all very proud of you by the way.

2. Magical Trevor to recieve training from.................




Today in the EBW office(you can tell it's the office cause the grey wall and floor are alternated differently from the alleyway) Magical Trevor was met by the WORLD'S GREATEST FIGHTER CHUCK NORRIS!!! Both men discussed Magical Trevor's fighting future over a couple Mach Pockets. Chuck Norris decided to teach Magical Trevor all he knew, especially how to do that SUPERSWEET roundhouse kick!

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EBW VICTORY!!!


CTW Presents:
"Maniacs and Swords!"
EBW Championship & CTW Championship
Title for Title
Ness© beat Crono© to become the Double Crown Champion!

Today marked a major landmark for EBW. Our silent protagonist Ness, saved the day and finally defeated CTW rival Crono! It was a back and forth contest the whole time. It was up to our hero to make a big move, and big a move was pulled off indeed.  Both men were down and trying to get back onto their feet, when Ness suddenly jumped up and ran the ropes. Right as Crono got up he was introduced to the Busaiku Knee Kick which almost knocked his spikey red head right off! Ness quickly rolled him up for the victory! Ness has become the EBW Double Crown Champion!

Poo: Two belts man! That's like.........4 times as good! I'm......not good with math.

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Big Update! Vote for the #1 contender!

We have just been informed that EBW is shelling out the big bucks for the next big show. It will be taking place at the Eagleland Dome!!! This will of course be the Mach Pocket Express Finale!

Mach Pocket Express Finale
Eagleland Dome

1. EBW Double Crown Championship
Ness© vs. ?????

More big news coming your way! The time to vote for the next #1 contender is almost up make sure you cast your vote. Remember the choices are Poo, Franky, and Magical Trevor.

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Mach Pocket Express
Onett

1. Picky vs. Shark #1
2. Masked Kid vs. Cave Boy!
3. Captain Strong vs. ?
4. Ness, Poo, & Magical Trevor vs. Franky, Shark #2, Shark Hippie

Mach Pocket Express Finale
Eagleland Dome

1. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Shark Hippie© vs. ?
2. EBW Double Crown Championship
Ness© vs. ?

The card for the tour kick off is finally and it appears that Team EBW will be battling the S.T.U in this first show. The main event includes the champion and the 3 possible #1 contenders, This should be interesting.

Another match has been added to EBW's big dome show. Shark Hippie will defend his newly won title. His opponent has not yet been named.

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EBW Press Conference! #1 Contender decided!



After days of specualting we now know that EBW fan favorite Magical Trevor will facing Ness at the Eagleland Dome for the EBW Double Crown!

Mr. Pirkle: Trevor is a gifted fighter who can wrestle while wearing a large robe! Now how many people can do that?

Random Guy: I could!

Mr Pirkle: No you couldn't!

Magical Trevor: It was an honor to be voted #1 contender. I was just sitting there eating a Mach Pocket and all of a sudden Mr. Pirkle called and said "Hey you're the man". In which I responded "Well I already knew that, what are you calling for!"

Random Girl: .....heh...........

Ness:.................

Mr. Pirkle: I think what Ness would say is that this will be a great main event for our biggest show yet!

OTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS

1. Poo vs. Franky added to the big show!

2. Eagleland Dome show to be televised!!!
It was announced during the press conference that the dome show will be televised on Boogaloo TV!

Mach Pocket Express Finale
Eagleland Dome
Boogaloo TV!

1. Poo vs. Franky
2. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Shark Hippie© vs. ?????
3. EBW Double Crown Championship
Ness© vs. Magical Trevor

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Here are the results from yesterday's return to Onett show.  Later today is the big dome show and we have up to the minute coverage and updates so be ready!!!




Mach Pocket Express
Onett

1. Picky beat Shark #1
2. Cave Boy! beat Masked Kid
3. Shark #? beat Captain Strong
4. Ness, Poo, & Magical Trevor beat Franky, Shark #2, Shark Hippie

In the opening match Picky Minch was able to overcome one half of the tag champs Shark #1. Picky was able to beat the shark by keeping him down on the mat with his wide variety of takedowns and submissions. An ankle lock sealed the win for the 10-year-old supernova. The giant man-boy Cave Boy! made his debut in EBW and made short work of his victim....I mean opponent Masked Kid. The Masked Kid was last seen flying over a building and has yet to be recovered. Captain Strong lost a vicious encounter with yet another mystery shark. Whoever this one is, he had Strong well scouted and countered his takedown finisher with his own to pick up the victory. In the main event Ness, Poo, and #1 Contender Magical Trevor overcame the S.T.U. The EBW team worked well together and didn't let the big show ahead affect the outcome. Magical Trevor hit his patented TREVORPLEX! on Shark Hippie to pick up the win and revenge on the man that took the Cruiser-X-Junior title from him!

EAGLELAND DOME UPDATES-FULL CARD & PICKY MINCH TO FACE SHARK HIPPIE FOR C-X-J TITLE!!!

Mach Pocket Express Finale
Eagleland Dome
Boogaloo TV!
1. Cave Boy! vs. Captain Strong
2. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1 & Shark #2© vs. Fruit Inc.
3. Poo vs. Franky
4. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Shark Hippie© vs. Picky Minch
5. EBW Double Crown Championship
Ness© vs. Magical Trevor

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6th match added!
This just in! EBW and CTW have agreed to add a CTW offer match to the big dome show.  This is part of a deal that also includes EBW getting to send a wrestler to CTW's "Bring it back" tournament.

CTW OFFER MATCH
Frog vs. Robo

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EBW BATTLE DOME
Eagleland Dome
Boogaloo TV!
1. CTW OFFER MATCH
Frog(CTW) vs. Robo(CTW)
2. Cave Boy! vs. Captain Strong
3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1 & Shark #2© vs. Fruit Inc.
4. Poo vs. Franky
5. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Shark Hippie© vs. Picky Minch
6. EBW Double Crown Championship
Ness© vs. Magical Trevor



Mr. Pirkle: Welcome to the Eagleland Dome for EBW BATTLE DOME!!! I'm here for commentary for this, our live and televised debut on Boogaloo TV! I'm joined by wrestling fan and justice enthusiast Trevor Vahn for the show.

Trevor Vahn: Hey! It's great to be here. If you are ready for some serious wrestling action then look no further. This is gonna be a huge show and I'm getting excited...in fact I think I'm about to wet myself!

Mr. Pirkle: Well while you go to the bathroom I'll run down some of the big matches. CTW has sent us an offer match to start things off between Frog and Robo! Fruit Inc. get a shot at redemption when they take on the sharks for the tag titles!

Trevor Vahn: I'm back! We got Poo versus Franky and that is gonna be sweet!

Mr. Pirkle: 10-year-old supernova Picky Minch will get the biggest shot of his career when he takes on Hippie Shark for the Cruiser-X-Junior Championship!

Trevor Vahn: But the big match is without a doubt the Double Crown match!

Mr. Pirkle: Our silent protagonist Ness will defend the pretigious double crown against Magical Trevor!

Trevor Vahn: No relation!

Mr. Pirkle: Huh?

Trevor Vahn: Magical Trevor and I are in no way related! I am a big fan though!

Mr. Pirkle: Ok?

Trevor Vahn: We now go backstage to Terrance Nerdler who is interviewing S.T.U!



Terrance: Ok guys, this show is S.T.U heavy! Do you think you can be succesful tonight?

Franky: Shut up douche bag! Tonight is the night we make an impact!

Sharks: YEAH!!!

Terrance: You have already revealed the identity of one shark, just who is this new Shark #3?

Franky: You'll find out when I want you to know. Now if you would kindly direct me to the restroom, you have a swirlie coming!

Terrance: Oh dear!

Trevor Vahn: Poor guy!

Mr. Pirkle: Anyway it's time for our first match of the night!



Mr. Pirkle: This match is the CTW offer match between Frog and Robo.

Trevor Vahn: As most of you know the ongoing rivalry with CTW reached a fevered pitch when Ness spanked their former champ Crono and took their title! Now they are having a tournament to detirmine who will either win the new title or challenge the double champion!

Mr. Pirkle: Both men are now in the ring and if you look up the entrance way you can see CTW ace Crono.
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1. CTW OFFER MATCH
Frog(CTW) beat Robo(CTW)

Both men began the match by shaking hands as a sign of respect between the two allies. The match itself was quite brutal, with Robo using his robotic limbs to hit Frog HARD! Frog used his speed and agility to combat his opponents power. No submission would keep the massive robot down and Robo dominated most of the match. It took a powerful kick to the head to literally knock Robo's head off, followed by a FROG splash (no pun intended?) to help Frog pick up the win!
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Trevor Vahn: Frog wins the match and picks up alot of momentum heading into the CTW tournament.

Mr. Pirkle: He will need all the momentum he can get! EBW is personally sending a wrestler to compete in that tournament!

Trevor Vahn: Any idea who it is yet?

Mr. Pirkle: I can't spoil it, you'll have to wait a see.

Trevor Vahn: Gee thanks!

Mr. Pirkle:............



Trevor Vahn: The next match is Cave Boy! versus Captain Strong.

Mr. Pirkle: Cave Boy! is a powerful fighter and will quickly rise up the EBW ranks.

Trevor Vahn: The dude is a HOSS!

Mr. Pirkle: Well put!
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2. Cave Boy! beat Captain Strong

This match was pretty one sided. Captain Strong used his large variety of chops and kicks to no avail. Cave Boy! was an unmovable boulder! He won the match by pulling out the missing Masked Kid and swinging him into Strong, to knock him out, and win the match.
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Trevor Vahn: Holy Crap! It's Masked Kid!

Mr. Pirkle: Looks like he's gonna let him go.

Trevor Vahn: Holy Crap! He just chucked him into the rafters!!!!





Mr. Pirkle: During the BOBOBOB tournament, Fruit Inc. were nearly shut out by S.T.U. They only managed to beat them once and then lost the tag titles.

Trevor Vahn: It's redemption time for Fruit Inc.!

Mr. Pirkle: Uhoh here comes Franky and Shark #3

Franky: Hey douche bags! Ready to see some S.T.U action.

Trevor Vahn: Don't you normally have to pay to see that kind of action?

Franky: WHAT?!?!
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3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1 & Shark #2© beat Fruit Inc.

Fruit Inc. tried to gain revenge and redemption today, but once again they were defeated. Fruit Inc. tried a ground and pound offense as well as several double team manuvers. S.T.U on the other hand used lucha style to throw off the challengers. Fruit Inc. work well together but were unable to get the momentum needed to win, and were out powered and out witted by the sneaky sharks. S.T.U keeps the tag titles.
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Franky: Well I'm up next! Wish me luck. It's my time to be on top!

Trevor Vahn: That's what your mom said last night.

Franky: What?

Trevor Vahn: Good luck!



Mr. Pirkle: Poo has been trying to make a name for himself since the first show. Ness quickly overtook him as ace and it has fueled him to fight anybody and everybody!

Trevor Vahn: Hehehe his name is Poo!

Mr. Pirkle: Let's get this match underway!

Trevor Vahn: Poo! Someone outta smack his Mom!
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4. Poo vs. Franky went to a time limit draw.

This was a heated contest between the two men with a slightly disappointing ending. Due to the show being televised a 20 minute time limit was set and well.....they hit the limit. It was back and forth all the way and even though S.T.U was in force outside the ring, Franky never used their assistance in the match! Poo looked to be the winner around 19:42 as he was kicking the ever living crap outta Franky, but the S.T.U leader fought back in the closing seconds and the match ended with both men staring face to face in a chopfest. S.T.U jumped into the ring to break them up and take their leader to the back.
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Mr. Pirkle: What a tremendous match-up! Both men gave it everything they had. I"ll have to keep a rematch in mind for the next show perhaps.

Trevor Vahn: POO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mr. Pirkle: ..........



Mr. Pirkle: Next up is the Cruiser-X-Junior championship match. The recently turned Shark Hippie will defend against the ally of the former champion, Picky Minch!
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5. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Shark Hippie© beat Picky Minch

The young supernova fell short in his first title challenge. Shark Hippie(in full heel mode) acted like the non-protester he claimed to be before hitting a low blow on Picky and showing off some impressive moves. Shark Hippie dominated the match and won after a piledriver pin.

Mr. Pirkle: A valiant effort by EBW's youngest fighter!

Trevor Vahn: You know what's next though right?!?

Mr. Pirkle: Oh yeah! The big match. The first ever confrontaion between EBW ace Ness and the heir to the throne Magical Trevor!

Trevor Vahn: Here is a quick montage about both fighters.....
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Ness-The ace of EBW. Far surpassed fellow ace Poo during the debut show. From there he proved himself to be a popular fighting champion! He barely uttered a word and let his moves do the talking. He has dominated as EBW Champion.

Magical Trevor-The fan favorite! Magical Trevor debuted with much hype. He entered EBW's Cruiser-X-Junior Division and quickly won the C-X-J title. From there he proved to be a formidable opponent by defending his title against CTW and helping EBW stop invader after invader. Then Trevor accomplished the huge feat of winning the prestigious BOBOBOB tournament. Shortly after the win he was screwed out of the C-X-J Title but now has the chance of a lifetime. Can he beat Ness for the Double Drown?
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Mr. Pirkle: This is the biggest match on the biggest show in EBW history!

Trevor Vahn: So.....this is BIG?!?

Mr. Pirkle: This is bigger then big. This is BIGGEST!

Trevor Vahn: Mr. Pirkle you magnificant bastard!






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This was an epic clash of the titans! Both men came out swinging and neither man had the clear advantage. Ness finally managed to take down Trevor and hit a top rope leg drop, but only managed to get a 2-count. Magical Trevor bounced back with a series of lariats. Several minutes later Ness attempted the busaiku knee kick but Trevor evaded it and caught the champ in the TREVORLOCK! Ness fought for his life and managed to finally escape. The crowd roared as both men chopped and kicked at each other in the middle of the ring. Magical Trevor drew energy from the crowd and managed to get the upper hand and hit the TREVORPLEX! on Ness. Magical Trevor went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT!!! Ness bounced back up, and with all of his energy he managed to hit the PSI ROCKIN on Trevor. 1-2-KICKOUT!!! Magical Trevor also bounced up and both men slugged it out in the middle of the ring once again! Eventually both fighters fell down from exhaustion. The crowd cheered both men on as they reached for the ropes to pull themselves up. Ness was able to get to his feet first and managed to get Trevor in the anklelock. Trevor scratched and clawed his way to the ropes, but Ness was able to pull him back to the middle of the ring. Magical Trevor used all the will in his body to kick Ness off and bounce up to hit the TREVORPLEX! once again. He looked as if he was going to pin Ness, but instead he helped Ness up and hit the TREVORPLEX! a third time! Magical Trevor made the pin. 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAGICAL TREVOR IS THE NEW EBW DOUBLE CROWN CHAMPION!!!!!!

6. EBW Double Crown Championship
Magical Trevor beat Ness© to become the NEW DOUBLE CROWN CHAMPION!!!
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Mr. Pirkle: HOLY MACH PIZZA! MAGICAL TREVOR WINS!

Trevor Vahn: YAY! I WANNA YELL TOO! GO TREVOR!!!



Magical Trevor: Awesome!

Mr. Pirkle: This is Mr. Pirkle for EBW saying: Strong Style Pizza!

Trevor Vahn: We'll see you next time!

The first card for EBW's next tour has been announced, as well as the tour finale main event.

EBW/CTW World's Collide tour (EBW)
Onett
1. Picky Minch vs. Ozzie(CTW)
2. Franky vs. Slash(CTW)
3. S.T.U vs. two "mystic" henchmen
4. Magical Trevor, Ness, Poo vs. Final Starman, Ghost Starman #1, Ghost Starman #2

Note that in the second match the henchmen are announced as "mystic" henchmen and not Magus henchmen. Perhaps this is because no one is sure which side CTW's champion is gonna take???

EBW/CTW World's Collide finale
1.Magical Trevor & Chrono(CTW) vs. Final Starman & Magus(CTW)

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EBW.com

The World's Collide tour began today with a show in Onett. Today's show saw a much bigger attendance then last time EBW was here. The dark pact of CTW mytics and U.F.O were in full force and this may be a sign of further conflict...







The opening match was an openweight encounter when Picky Minch took on super heavyweight Ozzie. Picky continued showing a more ferocious form against his much larger counterpart. When none of his strikes affected the fat mystic, Picky lost it and unleashed a sword that not only got him disqualified, but made Ozzie cry like a baby. C-X-J Champion Shadow was watching in the......shadows. In a rematch from the PPV, Shark leader Franky, once again battled the CTW mystic Slash. Weapons were once again outlawed but that didn't stop the blood from flowing. Slash managed to use his quick hands to temporarily Franky and score the pin on the bloody shark. This fued is now tied up 1-1. In a complete mismatch, S.T.U were decimated by two mystic henchmen. One of the Sharks ended up becoming lunch for the mammoth Heckran, we believe he was later spit up and in one piece. By the time the main event got started, EBW was 0-3, but the EBW dream trio was ready to get a win. A TRIPLE TREVORPLEX!!! on all three starmen sealed the deal and earned EBW a big win. As the team celebrated the EBW tron went blank and was replaced by the logo of Giygas. Things are definately heating up...

1. Ozzie(CTW) beat Picky Minch (7:32) by DQ
2. Slash(CTW) beat Franky (8:24) by roll up pin
3. Two "Mystic" Henchmen beat S.T.U (1:09) by Heckran Slam/being eaten
4. Magical Trevor, Ness, Poo beat Final Starman, Ghost Starman #1, Ghost Starman #2 (12:47) by TRIPLE TREVORPLEX!!!

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EBW.com

We have the next card for ya here PLUS a few new news worthy tidbits about the tour finale show. It appears that all titles will be on the line. Franky of S.T.U  has issued a challenge to Slash to face him in a "Shark Deathmatch" more on this later.

When World's Collide(EBW)
Twoson

1. Captain Strong, Cave Boy, Masked Kid vs. Mystic Henchmen 1, 2, & 3 (CTW)
2. C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Picky Minch vs. Foo (Debut)
3. Tag Title #1 Contender Match
Reno & Rude vs. 2 Ghost Starmen (U.F.O)
4. Franky, Shark #1, & Shark #2 vs. Ozzie, Slash, & Flea (CTW)
5. Magical Trevor, Ness, Poo, Frog(CTW) vs. Final Starman (U.F.O), Mondo Mole (U.F.O), Heckran, Magus (CTW)

When World's Collide Finale
1. C-X-J Championship
Shadow© vs. ?
2. Tag Team Championship
S.T.U© vs. ?
3. Shark Deathmatch
Franky vs. Slash
4. Magical Trevor & Chrono(CTW) vs. Final Starman & Magus(CTW)

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EBW.com

D-DAY HAS ARRIVED!!! Read on to find out more......







Today was a big show for many reasons, one of which overshadows all othersm but we'll get to that in a bit. A big six man tag opened the shower as our resident squad of jobbers took on three of the Mystic henchmen. It was a pretty back and forth fight until CaveBoy! went off to chase a butterfly. The rest of the match was a massacre with Masked Kid being pinned. Killer Picky went on a rampage today as he fought the debuting Foo, for the right to be #1 contender of the C-X-J Championship. Picky finished him off with a triangle choke he learned from his MMA excursion. The Turks returned to action by defeating the 2 Ghost Starmen to become #1 contenders to the tag titles currently in CTW. S.T.U and the Mystics went to a vicious time limit draw, which just further escalates the Franky/Slash feud. The huge 8-man main event is where action really picked up. Magus refused to fight along side his teammates, as Ozzie screamed at him from ringside. EBW Double Champion Magical Trevor led the charge by attacking Mondo Mole. The others followed suit and went on the offensive. The Dark Pact had quite a size advantage that made up for their lack of a fourth partner. The Pact was dominate until all 4 fighters from EBW/CTW hit a QUADRUPLE TREVORPLEX!!!!!!!!!! on Heckran and Trevor got the win! Chrono joined his ally Frog in the ring alongside EBW to celebrate. Then IT HAPPENED......(with subtitles included)..........




Holy cheese on a cracker!!! Giygas has arrived........

Quick Results

1. Mystic Henchmen 1, 2, & 3 (CTW) beat Captain Strong, Cave Boy, Masked Kid (8:50) when Masked Kid was destroyed.
2. C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Picky Minch beat Foo (5:34) with a Triangle choke submission.
3. Tag Title #1 Contender Match
Reno & Rude beat 2 Ghost Starmen (10:01) with the Renorama/Rude Buster COMBO!
4. Franky, Shark #1, & Shark #2 vs. Ozzie, Slash, & Flea (CTW) went to time limit draw. (30:00)
5. Magical Trevor, Ness, Poo, Frog(CTW) beat Final Starman (U.F.O), Mondo Mole (U.F.O), Heckran, Magus (CTW) (14:42) with a QUADRUPLE TREVORPLEX!!!!!!!

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EBW.com
Press Conference!



Several EBW fighters(AND CHRONO!) took part in a press conference today, promoting the upcoming finale show for EBW. Here are some of their more note-worthy comments.

Magical Trevor: Holy crap! That Giygas is huge! I'll be ready though. Now who wants to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat? Anyone?

Picky Minch: I'm tired of being pushed around. I will become C-X-J Champion or else .

Chrono: ...........

Ness: ...........

Reno: I'm ready for some tag gold baby!

Rude: .........yea.........

The finalized card for the finale and it's location outta be posted pretty soon.

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World's Collide Finale(EBW)
Fourside Highway

1. Captain Strong, & CaveBoy!, Poo vs. 3 Dark Pact members
2. C-X-J Championship
Picky Minch vs. Shadow©
3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Biggs & Wedge© vs. Reno & Rude
4. Shark Deathmatch
Franky vs. Slash
5. Ness vs. Ozzie
6. Magical Trevor & Chrono vs. Final Starman & Magus









Here we are the grand finale of the World's Collide tour! Earlier today the location and full card were revealed, and it is a stacked card indeed. The show started with a 6 man war. Poo led Captain Strong and CaveBoy! against 3 of the Dark Pact minions. This was a hard fought battle between 3 incredibly strong monsters and 3 men sick of losing. EBW showed a surprising amount of spirit and pulled off a huge upset! Captain Strong succeeded in pinning Titanic Ant, after a double kick with Poo! Captain Strong finally pulled off a win!!! Speaking of upsets, Killer Picky strikes again. In a rematch with Shadow, Picky showed his incredible growth and managed to take the ninja down. Picky hit his patented German suplex pin for the 1-2-3 and the C-X-J Championship!!! The Turks finally got a shot at the tag titles today, but it was not to be. They fought incredibly well against Biggs & Wedge of CTW but a run-in from S.T.U caused the match to be thrown out. Biggs & Wedge retain and The Turks are ticked. S.T.U watch out. On the subject of the Sharks, Franky the S.T.U leader, fought his rival Slash once again. This time however, it was a Shark deathmatch (Hardcore+Lumberjack). Franky attacked with all of his viciousness and won a match that weighed heavily in his favor. The fans didn't care however and cheered Franky the entire time. Slowly S.T.U has gone from heel to fan favorite. Figure that one out. The semi main event pitted Ness against Ozzie of the mystics. Ozzie's cocky attitude got the best of him, when he underestemated just how good of a fighter Ness had become. A flurry of kicks and chops caught Ozzie off guard late in the match, allowing Ness to hit the PSI Rockin and score the win. A big win for EBW! The main event was a EBW/CTW/Dark Pact mixed tag match. The Double Champion Magical Trevor teamed with CTW's #1 contender Chrono to face Final Starman & the dark enigma CTW Champion Magus. This match was back and forth as both teams seemed to flow well together. Magus seemed to have made his decision in what side to join. Magical Trevor & Final Starman were in for most of the match and they had each other well scouted from their pervious battles. Chops, kicks, and headbutts ensued. That's when Final Starman used his heel tactics to get the upper hand, by throwing powder in Trevor's face. Chrono came in to help his ally as did Magus. Out of nowhere Magus pulled out his scythe and it seemed like he was gonna take out the hero team, but he suddenly turned his gaze towards Final Starman and ran him through!!! Magical Trevor took advantage of the moment and pinned the injured Final Starman! Magus watched as his team mate was beaten. Magus has made his decision indeed!!!

Magus: Dark Pact, I fight for me, you can take this job and shove it!

It was at this time that a dark pressence loomed over the ring.....


Quick Results

1. Captain Strong, CaveBoy!, & Poo beat 3 Dark Pact minions (8:32) when Strong and Poo hit a double superkick.
2. C-X-J Championship
Picky Minch beat Shadow© (5:12) with a German suplex pin to become the NEW C-X-J Champion.
3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Biggs & Wedge© vs. Reno & Rude went to a double DQ.
4. Shark Deathmatch
Franky beat Slash (8:41) with the Punch to the Face!
5. Ness beat Ozzie (6:11) with the PSI Rockin.
6. Magical Trevor & Chrono beat Final Starman & Magus (12:32) when Magical Trevor pinned an injured Final Starman.

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EBW.com

After a lengthy vacation, EBW will return to battle the Dark Pact! It looks like things are gonna be settled at the next show. It's gonna be a EBW/CTW supershow at the Battle Dome called "Battle Finale"! Giygas & Lavos have showed up just in time to take part in the big show.

EBW/CTW "Battle Finale"
Pay Per View
Battle Dome

1. EBW C-X-J Championship
Picky Minch © vs. Tata
2. Captain Strong, Reno, Rude vs. Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, Heckran
3. Franky & Shark #1 vs. Slash & Flea
4. Frog & Robo vs. Final Starman & Cyrus
5. EBW Tag Team Championship
Biggs & Wedge © vs. Ness & Poo  
6. "Revenge Road"
Magus vs. Ozzie
7. "All or Nothing Tag Battle Finale"
Magical Trevor & Chrono vs. Giygas & Lavos

Alot of cross promotional battles here! Almost everyone you can think of has a match. We see Franky/Slash action and in a surprising decision, Ness & Poo will challenge Biggs & Wedge to reclaim EBW's Tag Titles. Magus will begin what he is calling the "Revenge Road" when he takes on Ozzie. The main event is an all or nothing battle between the champs and the Dark Pact leaders who have finally emerged. This is the show that will decide it all! We'll have some comments from the fighters soon! Stay tuned when EBW returns to Pay Per View!!!!!

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EBW/CTW "Battle Finale"
Pay Per View
Battle Dome


Mr. Pirkle: Welcome everybody, to the Battle Finale super show live on pay per view!

Trevor Vahn: This is huge! EBW and CTW, together for one big blow out!

Mr. Pirkle: Right you are Trevor! This is the big one! The final battle between EBW/CTW and the Dark Pact begins tonight! We have a stacked card for you so let's take a look!

1. EBW C-X-J Championship
Picky Minch © vs. Tata
2. Captain Strong, Reno, Rude vs. Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, Heckran
3. Franky & Shark #1 vs. Slash & Flea
4. Frog & Robo vs. Final Starman & Cyrus
5. EBW Tag Team Championship
Biggs & Wedge © vs. Ness & Poo
6. "Revenge Road"
Magus vs. Ozzie
7. "All or Nothing Tag Battle Finale"
Magical Trevor & Chrono vs. Giygas & Lavos

Mr. Pirkle: From start to finish, this card promises to bring alot of action.

Trevor Vahn: Then let's get to it!

Mr. Pirkle: We start things off with some clips from a press conference held earlier today where the fighters were able to express how they felt about their fights tonight!



Ness: .....

Poo: Tonight the tag titles will be brought back to EBW! Biggs and Wedge better watch out, cause the EBW dream team is coming!

Magical Trevor: I had no clue our opponents were gonna be so big! I mean they are freaking huge! Like ridiculously too large to even consider wrestling. Oh well, I can pull another win out of my hat. Bring it on!

Chrono: .......

Magical Trevor: My buddy is at a loss for words cause he burnt his tounge on a Mach Pocket. I'm sure he is ready for action though.

Magus: My revenge road begins tonight. I could care less who I started with, but Ozzie, you are a dead man. Prepare to drown in your own blood.

Magical Trevor: Wow, that's harsh!

Mr. Pirkle: That was the press conference, now on to the fights. First up is Picky versus Tata. This will be Picky's first attempt at a title defense. Let's see if he can manage it.


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"Furious Kid" Picky Minch, faced off against CTW's Tata, to begin the big night. Picky showed off his new found fury early on by bashing Tata with a series of slaps and headbutts. Once he had him in the corner, Picky smashed his feet into his opponents face. Tata finally managed to escape and countered with a missle drop kicked, then followed it up with a top rope elbow drop. Tata managed to put up a good fight, but his lucha style was no match for Picky's new "MMA inspired" strong style and was forced to tap to the ankle lock.

EBW C-X-J Championship
Picky Minch © O vs. Tata X
V1 Defense
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Mr. Pirkle: Picky is on a roll. He has grown into a powerful fighter, and he just turned 11 a few days ago.

Trevor Vahn: I forgot to get him a present!

Mr. Pirkle: Our next battle pits Captain Strong and the Turks against the meanest of Dark Pact henchmen. This battle could go either way. The Dark Pact henchmen have been known to be quite vicious, but Captain Strong led another team to victory against them at the EBW World's Collide finale.


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In 6-man action, Captain Strong led the Turks, against Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, and Heckran.  The size difference played a big factor early on, but a little top rope offense from Reno helped out. Captain Strong, attacked viciously with his signature kicks and chops to keep Mondo Mole at bay. In the end it was Rude who made the biggest impact, but tackling the massive Heckran down  and somehow catching him in a crossface. Heckran managed to break the hold, but Reno swooped in to lock his massive opponent into a figure four, allowing Rude to once again lock in the crossface. The monster had no choice but to finally tap. The Turks tapped out Heckran!!!

Captain Strong, Reno, Rude O vs. Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, Heckran X
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Mr. Pirkle: They did it, they actually did it!

Trevor Vahn: Wow, Captain Strong is on a roll. He's finally winning.

Mr. Pirkle: In our next battle, Sharks and Mystics collide for perhaps the final time. The Franky/Slash feud has not recieved alot of attention, but has been one of the biggest rivalries in this whole war. It's been pretty much back and forth, and you could say that this tag match is the rubber match. Once and for all, let's see who is the best.


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The Franky/Slash feud ended with a raging finale. The match wasn't a free-for-all like the previous 6-man-tag, and was more of a formal tag match. Franky and Slash were in for most of the match and fought with the same fury of all their matches. They tried to out do each other at every opportunity, but only one would be victorious. Franky ended up being that man. After tossing Flea to the floor he bounced off the rope and hit his "Come out swinging" finisher on Slash. The mystic swordsman quickly shot back up and pulled out his sword. Slash was not looking to win this match, but finish the rivalry once and for all by killing Franky! The S.T.U leader managed to dodge the sword thrust and once again hit the "Come out swinging" this time getting the pinfall and the victory! Franky not only won the match, but also won the rivalry!

Franky O & Shark #1 vs. Slash X & Flea
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Mr. Pirkle: Franky wins! EBW as well as CTW have really come together tonight. It has so far been complete victory, but the night has just begun.

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Frog and Robo teamed up in this next tag battle to face Final Starman and the man who was once Cyrus the mentor of Frog. Final Starman dominated Robo early on, but could not handle Frog as easily. Frog used his signature speed and agilty to confuse Final Starman and knock him out of the ring. This allowed Cyrus to enter the ring and confront his former student. Frog won the last match these two had, but could not bring himself to attack Cyrus again. This plagued team CTW for most of the match. Robo became tired of his partners actions and slapped him. After a heated argument Frog charged Cyrus and took him down. The rest of the match was very back and forth until the very end when it looked like Cryus had it won. Robo was down and Frog was out in the corner. Cyrus charged at Frog but surprisingly could not finish him off. The hestiation angered Final Starman who then proceded to destroy his partner with his laser vision and pin Frog. Final Starman then grabbed the sword of the fallen Cyrus and looked to eliminate Frog once and for all, until of all people, Magus appeared  and chased him off.

Frog X & Robo vs. Final Starman O & Cyrus
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Mr. Pirkle: This was a tough match to watch. It seemed that Cyrus had finally come to his senses, only to be destroyed by Final Starman.

Trevor Vahn: Dude, I'm not crying I just have something in my eye.

Mr. Pirkle: Well, let's get to the next match.....wait Magus has just grabbed the mic. Let's listen in.

Magus: Frog, you and I have never seen eye-to-eye. We do however have a common enemy. Before I begin my revenge road, I wish to have closure on a past issue. Cyrus was an enemy of mine for a long time, but he is gone now and he left this life with my respect. But you are still here. As you obviously know it was me that turned you into a Frog. Now that my issue with Cyrus has ended I can end my quarrel with you.





Magus: Now Cryus and Frog are gone. You can once again be the human named Glenn and I can begin my revenge road.

Mr. Pirkle: That was very heart warming. Now onto our next match. This is yet another tag battle, but this time for the EBW Tag Championship! EBW dream team, Ness and Poo fight the champions Biggs and Wedge.



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Ness and Poo showed why their are EBW's "Dream Team" tonight by destroying Biggs & Wedge. At first it was quite a heated contest, but the hard hitting assault of Ness and Poo was too much, and the "PSI ROCKIN OMEGA" finisher sealed the deal. We have NEW tag champions!

EBW Tag Team Championship
Biggs & Wedge X © vs. Ness O & Poo
Ness & Poo are the new EBW Tag Team Champions!
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Mr. Pirkle: Ness and Poo have reclaimed our titles! It appears Biggs & Wedge have a long way to go, but still put up a good fight. The revenge road begins next. Magus begins his quest by fighting his former buddy Ozzie.


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Magus's road of revenge was met with a few obstacles today, in the form of Slash & Flea. Both mystics were circled the ring, waiting for an opportunity to attack. Magus fearlessly pushed on and dominated through most of the match. Ozzie was left crying in the corner until Slash managed to trip Magus, leading to Ozzie bouncing up and smahing Magus into a turnbuckle. The cheating continued throughout the match until Magus was overwhelmed and finally fell to the Ozzie Crush.

"Revenge Road"
Magus X vs. Ozzie O
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Mr. Pirkle: It appears that Magus's problems are just begining. But now onto the main event. For quite a while now, EBW and CTW have both had to deal with the group called Dark Pact. The leaders of the Dark Pact have finally appeard. Giygas, the evil leader of the alien force that wished to annihalate Earth and Lavos, the main nemesis of Crono and his allies as they battled across time. Now things will be settled once and for all.

Trevor Vahn: I heard they had to make a special stipulation to this match.

Mr. Pirkle: Right you are Trevor. Because Lavos and Giygas are so large they couldn't possibly fit in a ring. So Magical Trevor and Chrono must face the evil duo in THE STREETS OF ONETT!!!!! Let's take you out to Nerdy Mcdork at Onett city hall!



Nerdy McDork: Hey guys! I'm out here at Onett city hall. The champions of EBW and CTW team up to face Giygas and Lavos in an anywhere falls match to detirmine once and for all who reigns supreme. Let the FINAL BATTLE BEGIN!!!

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MAIN EVENT
"All or Nothing Tag Battle Finale"

This battle would be impossible to fully describe as it was everything and everywhere. Magical Trevor and Chrono fought with incredible spirit as they battled the two giants.






The battle went all over town as Magical Trevor and Chrono tried the strategy of taking on one at a time, so they battled Giygas while avoiding the laser blasts of Lavos. As the battle neared Mach Pizza, Mr. Mach and Final Starman appeared. Battle weary Trevor and Chrono stood there ground right there for a final assault on Giygas. Lavos quickly approached as the duo charged at Giygas....



Chrono finished Giygas off and then threw his sword to Magical Trevor who had scaled Mach Pizza. Mr. Mach ran away as Magical Trevor attacked...



Magical Trevor, the hero of EBW, thrust Chrono's sword into Lavos, causing him to malfunction and smash into the street, taking out Final Starman.



EBW and CTW win!!!

Magical Trevor: Ya see! I told you it would be a piece of cake....ugh I need to go sit down.

 "All or Nothing Tag Battle Finale"
Magical Trevor O & Chrono vs. Giygas & Lavos X
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Mr. Pirkle: THEY DID IT!!! EBW AND CTW HAVE DEFEATED THE DARK PACT!

Trevor Vahn: YAY!!!



Mr. Pirkle: The heroes have once again saved the day. Things are never gonna be the same! We'll see you next time!

Quick Results

1. EBW C-X-J Championship
Picky Minch © beat Tata (5:34) by ankle lock submission.
2. Captain Strong, Reno, Rude beat Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, Heckran (8:27) by crossface submission.
3. Franky & Shark #1 beat Slash & Flea (5:13) when Franky hit the "come out swinging" on Slash.
4. Final Starman & Cyrus beat Frog & Robo (7:02) when Final Starman pinned Frog.
5. EBW Tag Team Championship
Ness & Poo beat Biggs & Wedge © (3:47) with the "PSI ROCKIN OMEGA" to become the new EBW Tag Team Champions.
6. "Revenge Road"
Ozzie beat Magus (5:56) with the Ozzie Crush.
7. "All or Nothing Tag Battle Finale"
Magical Trevor & Chrono beat Giygas & Lavos (21:08) when Giygas and Lavos were destroyed!

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Today EBW and CTW parted ways after the huge battle they had just fought days ago. Now that the Dark Pact is gone once and for all, Chrono and the rest of CTW returned home through a time portal, but not without showing respect for their new allies.

Chrono: I'm not a man of many words so I'll be brief. EBW will always have the respect of CTW.

Magical Trevor: Thanks man, you guys aren't so bad yourself. Next time you visit I'm gonna show you my card tricks.

The Dark Pact is destroyed and peace has been restored. So, it's time to wrestle!!!

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EBW is returning in a BIG way! The biggest tournament in wrestling is coming. The E-1 Climax promises to offer alot of action and alot of surprises. We know alot of returns and debuts are in store as seen in the partial E-1 line-up!



E-1 Participants

Black A
Magical Trevor
Ness
Poo
Reno

Block B
Franky
Captain Strong
Rude
Picky

EBW
E-1 Climax Day 1

1. Shark Hippie vs. Foo
2. Picky/Masked Kid vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
3. Ness/Poo vs. Onett Police Force
4. E-1 Block B-Franky vs. Captain Strong
5. E-1 Block A-Magical Trevor vs. Reno

E-1 Climax Day 2

1. Masked Kid vs. Foo vs. Shark Hippie
2. Onett Police Force vs. Fruit Inc. (RETURN)
3. E-1 Block B-Picky vs. Rude
4. E-1 Block A-Ness vs. Poo
5. Magical Trevor/Reno vs. Franky/Captain Strong

E-1 Climax Day 3

1. Masked Kid/Foo vs. Shark Hippie/Shadow(RETURN)
2. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark#1/Shark #2
3. E-1 Block B-Captain Strong vs. Rude
4. E-1 Block A-Ness vs. Reno
5. E-1 Block B-Franky vs. Picky
6. E-1 Block A-Magical Trevor vs. Poo

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EBW's E-1 Climax Day 1

Today was the kick off of EBW's biggest tour in it's history. E-1 climax is the biggest tournament with the best of the best competing. It all started today in the Battle Dome. Shark Hippie made short work of Poo's junior protege Foo. This was Foo's second match, and he showed alot of promise, but Shark Hippie had the experience edge and finally managed to bully an opponent. In more junior action, the champ "Kid Furious" Picky Minch and Masked Kid faced the heavyweight sharks. The juniors put up a good fight especially the champ, but the Sharks had the weight and experience advantage and defeated them. In their first match as tag champions, Ness and Poo dominated against the Onett Police Force. "NePo" fought like a well oiled machine and easily took "the man" down with a stunning series of combos. Then the tournament began. In the first Block B match, Franky and Captain Strong engaged in a furious beating. The opposites collided with swift kicks and hard hitting punches. Captain Strong showed alot more heart since the last time these two battled. While it was much closer then the last time, the outcome was very much the same. Franky overcame the chief of police to score 2 points in the round robin tournament. The main event pitted Reno against the champ, Magical Trevor, in their first one-on-one encounter. Reno took the advantage early on with a tight strong lucha style that caught Trevor completely off gaurd. The super suave champ countered back though with the same spirit that has kept him champion for many months. Reno's singles inexperience proved to be his downfall as he fell to the TREVORPLEX! Magical Trevor scores 2 points in Block A as the start of a great tournament came to a close.


Quick Results

1. Shark Hippie beat Foo (3:21) with a backdrop suplex.
2. Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Picky/Masked Kid (5:56) with the "Shark Attack" combo on Masked Kid.
3. Ness/Poo beat Onett Police Force (5:01) with the "Rockin/Starstorm" combo on Cop #1.
4. E-1 Block B-Franky beat Captain Strong (10:09) with the come out swinging.
5. E-1 Block A-Magical Trevor beat Reno (9:42) with the TREVORPLEX!

Day-2 is coming up and promises to bring even more action, as Fruit Inc. make their long awaited return and Ness and Poo battle for the first time since the FIRST EBW SHOW!

E-1 Climax Day 2

1. Masked Kid vs. Foo vs. Shark Hippie
2. Onett Police Force vs. Fruit Inc. (RETURN)
3. E-1 Block B-Picky vs. Rude
4. E-1 Block A-Ness vs. Poo
5. Magical Trevor/Reno vs. Franky/Captain Strong

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EBW's E-1 Climax Day 2

Day 2 of EBW's biggest tournament was held today in Onett. The big match was the second ever one-on-one confrontation between the current EBW Tag Team Champions NePo (Ness & Poo). The event was kicked off between three of the juniors battling it out to earn a #1 contender shot. Masked Kid and Foo managed to impress alot of people with amazing skill, but once again the Shark Hippie heeled his way to a victoy and managed to do so without throwing a single punch. He let the other two do the fighting while he waited for an opportunity and got the roll-up pin. Fruit Inc. made a glorious return by defeating the Onett Police Force. The duo showed a brand new energy and a powerful new combo called the "Fruit Smoothie" (double clothesline from opposite directions) to allow Apple Kid to get the pin. In Block B action, Pickey face Rude in an openweight encounter. The C-X-J Champion fought with the same rage that got him the championship but was unable to break the heavyweight barrier. Rude used a swift, powerful offense that caught Picky off guard and allowed Rude to hit the powerbomb pin. In a battle months in the making, NePo collided for only the second time in EBW history. Both fighters showed incredible growth from months before, but the fact that they knew each others moves kept them at a stalemate. The crowd began to chant "NESS" "Poo....he he" "His name is Poo haha!" In a shocking conclusion, the match ended in a time limit draw. That main event was a tag match pitting the Day-1 Block A fighters against the Block B fighters. Captain Strong and Franky could not get along and quickly fell to Magical Trevor and Rude, who did not take yesterday's match personally. A trevorplex! once again sealed the deal. Another huge day for EBW.

Quick Results
1. Shark Hippie beat Foo and Masked Kid (5:31) with a roll-up pin on Foo.
2. Fruit Inc. beat Onett Police Force (7:21) with the Fruit Smoothie on Cop #1.
3. E-1 Block B-Rude beat Picky (3:32) with a Powerbomb Pin.
4. E-1 Block A-Ness vs. Poo (30:00) went to a time limit draw.
5. Magical Trevor/Reno beat Franky/Captain Strong(15:19) with the Trevorplex! on Captain Strong.

Here is the points system so far...

Black A
Magical Trevor (2)
Ness (1)
Poo (1)
Reno (0)

Block B
Franky (2)
Captain Strong (0)
Rude (2)
Picky (0)

A much bigger show is coming up next with four E-1 matches in one day! Former C-X-J Champion Shadow makes his return and for some odd reason is paired with Shark Hippie. Bad news for Shark Hippie.

E-1 Climax Day 3

1. Masked Kid/Foo vs. Shark Hippie/Shadow(RETURN)
2. Fruit Inc. vs. Shark#1/Shark #2
3. E-1 Block B-Captain Strong vs. Rude
4. E-1 Block A-Ness vs. Reno
5. E-1 Block B-Franky vs. Picky
6. E-1 Block A-Magical Trevor vs. Poo

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EBW's E-1 Climax Day 3

Another day of action from Onett. The crowd was on fire as the show opened with a big Junior battle. Former C-X-J champion Shadow, returned alongside former victim Shark Hippie. Masked Boy and Foo were totally outmatched and easily defeated by the angry ninja. Shark Hippie was not tagged in one time. Foo had to be scrapped off the billboard. Fruit Inc. are now 2-0 after returning from a long training excursion. It was a clash of former tag team champions, that saw S.T.U get dominated by Fruit Inc.'s tight tag team offense. A fruit smoothie combo sealed the deal for Fruit Inc., who may now be the #1 contenders for the tag titles. The E-1 tournament matches were up next, with Rude out kicking and chopping the chop master, Captain Strong. Rude won after hit a picture perfect shining wizard. Reno, however, was not as succesful as he lost in his encounter against Ness. The champ was busy with clean-up duty while this fast paced match took place. Ness hit the PSI ROCKIN for the win. The only junior in the E-1 happens to be the C-X-J champion, and not only that he also happens to be a tough opponent for the heavyweights. Picky Minch truly showed off his furious attitude against Franky, and refused to give up resulting in a surprising time limit draw. Picky took the S.T.U leader to the limit! In the main event, Magical Trevor and Poo put on a perfect display of hard hitting wrestling. Despite wearing a long robe, and having to clean the blood off the billboard earlier, Trevor burst forth with energy. Poo despite being named Poo, was ready to fight back. Both fighters traded the customary kicks and chops before turning up the heat. Both men bled so much that Trevor's robe turned red. In the end Trevor showed off a brand new submission, the MAGICAL VICE (anaconda vice) to force Poo to tap. A great main event to cap off a great show.

Magical Trevor- "Man, being champ is hard. Why do I gotta clean Foo off the billboard?"

Quick Results

1. Shark Hippie/Shadow beat Masked Kid/Foo (1:02) when Shadow destoyed the other team.
2. Fruit Inc. beat Shark#1/Shark #2 (11:23) when Fruit Inc. hit the Fruit Smoothie on Shark #2.
3. E-1 Block B-Rude beat Captain Strong (7:32) with a shining wizard.
4. E-1 Block A-Ness beat Reno (6:15) with a PSI ROCKIN.
5. E-1 Block B-Franky vs. Picky (30:00) went to a time limit draw.
6. E-1 Block A-Magical Trevor beat Poo (17:07) with the Magical Vice.

Here is the points system so far...

Black A
Magical Trevor (4)
Ness (3)
Poo (1)
Reno (0)

Block B
Franky (3)
Captain Strong (0)
Rude (4)
Picky (1)

Next EBW hits Twoson, with special guests Runaway Five performing for what looks to be a huge card.

1. Fusion Tag-Orange Kid/Foo vs. Shark #1/Shadow
2. Fusion Tag-Apple Kid/Masked Kid vs. Shark #2/Shark Hippie
3. E-1 Climax Block A-Reno vs. Poo
4. E-1 Climax Block B-Picky vs. Captain Strong
5. E-1 Climax Block B-Franky vs. Rude
6. E-1 Climax Block A-Magical Trevor vs. Ness

The undercard is becoming quite interesting. EBW officials have decided to mix teams from the C-X-J division with heavyweight teams.  The biggest news is the main event!

MAGICAL TREVOR-NESS 2!!!

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Ness returns....to his orginal outfit!


EBW's fallen former ace Ness, has been fighting an uphill battle ever since his fall from grace. He has managed to fight his way b ack up and even form the NePo super tag team with Poo. But one obstacle still stands in his path to redemption....MAGICAL TREVOR. The rematch is on, in the final match of E-1 Climax round 1. To prepare for the match, Ness has studied the first encounter over and over again. He was studied the suave-ness of Trevor and claims he is finally ready to face the champ. Ness dusted off some old threads for the big match up.

Jeff is ready to FINALLY debut.


After weeks of recovery, Jeff has recovered from his zombie infliction. Aparently you can get better from such things. Jeff is scheduled to FINALLY have a proper debut at the E-1 SUPER FINALE!!!

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EBW's E-1 Climax Day 4

The big day opened up with a performance by the Runaway Five. The crowd was on fire as the show got underway. The undercard featured 2 fusion tag matches that pitted mixed teams from different divisions. Shadow was his usual dominant self, even against the heavyweight Orange Kid. Foo took the brunt of the damage and fell to the Shadowbuster. Apple Kid was more successful as he and Masked Kid were able to top the Shark fusion team. The final day of round one matches got underway with Reno finally gaining a victory in th E-1 over Poo. Both men fought with spirit, but Reno managed to surprisingly outmatch Poo and force him to tap with the ankle lock. The biggest surprise of the night came when C-X-J power was shown in full force. Picky took his fury to a new level and managed to take all of Captain Stong's offense with a bloody grin. Picky used every once of strength he had to hit a German suplex and a pin. Rude's successful sweep came to an end when he faced S.T.U leader Franky. Franky attacked with all of his might and managed to outdo Rude's stiff fighting style. The big rematch finally arrived. Ness made his entrance as promised, in his old attire. Magical Trevor shook his hand and then attempted to perform a magic trick, but Ness refused to pick a card so the match was on. This encounter was much more action packed then the first, with Ness attacking with a fury not seen from him before. A back and forth finisher fest commenced much like the first match, but this time Ness emerged victorious!!! Ness has finally tied things up with the suave one.

Alot of upsets made this a very memorable night. What does this mean for the champ and his chances of winning the E-1? Picky managed to score higher then some heavyweights, but will not qualify for the semi-finals. Here is the updated scores.

Black A
Magical Trevor (4)
Ness (5)
Poo (1)
Reno (2)

Block B
Franky (5)
Captain Strong (0)
Rude (4)
Picky (3)


Quick Results
1. Fusion Tag- Shark #1/Shadow beat Orange Kid/Foo (3:01) When Shadow hit the Shadowbuster on Foo.
2. Fusion Tag-Apple Kid/Masked Kid beat Shark #2/Shark Hippie (5:27) When Apple Kid hit the Applebomb on Shark Hippie.
3. E-1 Climax Block A-Reno beat Poo (8:54) with the ankle lock.
4. E-1 Climax Block B-Picky beat Captain Strong (6:02) with a German suplex.
5. E-1 Climax Block B-Franky beat Rude (10:07) with the Come out swinging.
6. E-1 Climax Block A-Ness beat Magical Trevor (17:54) with the PSI ROCKIN.

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E-1 Super Finale Card
The card for the big show is up. It looks good, with a few six man tags, Jeff's re-debut, and of course; the E-1 Climax! Who will win it all?!?



E-1 Super Finale
Battle Dome

1. Jeff(Debut) vs. ?
2. Masked Kid/Foo/Picky vs. Shadow/Shark Hippie/?
3. Apple Kid/Orange Kid/Captain Strong vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3
4. E-1 Climax Semi Final-Ness vs. Rude
5. E-1 Climax Semi Final-Magical Trevor vs. Franky
6. E-1 Climax Final- ? vs. ?

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EBW E-1 Climax 2006 Super Finale!

It was a day that marked a big change in EBW. S.T.U made there voices heard in total victory. The opening match saw the debut of Jeff as he faced Reno who failed to make it into the E-1 semi finals. Jeff faired well in his first match against an actual human and put his big brain to work, utilizing his vast knowledge of holds and takedowns. Reno looked to taste defeat yet again until Jeff dropped his glasses, rendering him useless. Reno took advantage with a rollup pin and the victory. The second battle of the evening saw the C-X-J army led by Picky taking on the odd combination of Shadow, Shark Hippie, and the mystery partner.....CAVE BOY! The large juggernaut made all the difference in this battle and claimed victory with his FBS (Fat Boy Slam). The Sharks had a hefty challenge today in the form of Fruit Inc. and Captain Strong. Strong attempted to lead his team to victory, but the cohesive tandem of S.T.U were too much to handle and Strong fell to the Shark Attack triple power bomb. After the match, the Sharks demanded a tag title shot. The silent protagonist Ness took on Rude in the first semi final. Rude, a tag specialist tried his best to keep the former ace at bay, but Ness's hunger for glory was too much and he picked up the win, advancing to the finals. The rivalry between Magical Trevor and Franky heated up in the next semi final. Trevor attacked with all the suaveness he is known for however this time Franky came out with some surprises of his own, countering everything that was thrown at him and finishing Trevor in a surprisingly quick fashion with his Come out Swinging (and a little outside interference). The finals of the E-1 Climax would not involve the EBW Champion! The finals were set, Ness vs. Franky. Would the fallen ace rise to glory or would Franky finally reach the top? Those questions were answered after an epic 24 minute encounter when during the set up for Ness's Psi OMEGA, the Sharks interfered from ringside allowing Franky to hit his Come out Swinging and pin Ness to become the first E-1 Climax winner! After the match Franky and the rest of S.T.U celebrated in the ring. S.T.U is now on its way to dominating EBW...


E-1 Super Finale
Battle Dome

1. Reno beat Jeff (5:32) with the rollup pin.
2. Shadow/Shark Hippie/Cave Boy beat Masked Kid/Foo/Picky (4:14) When Cave boy used the FBS on Foo.
3. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3 beat Apple Kid/Orange Kid/Captain Strong (11:09) With the Shark Attack on Captain Strong.
4. E-1 Climax Semi Final-Ness beat Rude (8:13) With the PSI OMEGA.
5. E-1 Climax Semi Final-Franky beat Magical Trevor (6:02) With the Come out Swinging!
6. E-1 Climax Final- Franky beat Ness (10:29) With the Come out Swinging! to become the E-1 Climax winner!

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Franky Gloats!


Franky was seen at EBW HQ today gloating about his victory and demanding a match with Magical Trevor for the title.
"I proved what I can do now give me a title shot! I wonder how much I could make if I pawn this trophy off?"

Confrontation!


Ness and Poo had a huge blow up today in the middle of Onett. The argument came about when Poo refused to attend the E-1 Climax. What this means for the current tag champs is not yet known.

Trevor rebounds from E-1 loss!


Magical Trevor was seen today "cheering himself up" after losing the E-1 climax.
Magical Trevor: "E-1? Meh there is always next year. Now, let's put some money on black!"
Captain Strong: "Illegal gambling!?! I can't allow this....i'll go with black too.

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EBW returns with its next big show aptly named "The Touch". EBW's elite will try to prove that they have the touch, when they put pride and titles on the line. The venue for the show has not been named yet, but we have been told the event will be held in a venue not used by EBW before. Franky will be getting his title shot against the man he beat in the E-1 semi finals, Magical Trevor in the main event. The only undercard match announced so far is a tag title bout, when Ness and Poo take on Reno and Rude. Will the champs be able to work together or is this team destined to fall apart? We hope to have a full card soon.



EBW "The Touch"

1. EBW Tag Team Championship
Ness/Poo© vs. Reno/Rude
2. EBW World Double Championship
Magical Trevor© vs. Franky

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Card and location for EBW: The Touch announced. PLUS: New EBW Partnership

Today in the big city of Fourside, EBW Owner Mr. Pirkle met with the owner of the successful Escargo Express shipping company Mr. Poochyfud, to announce a partnership.



Mr Pirkle: Today is a great day for EBW! Not only are we debuting in the Topalla Theater, but we are formally announcing a new financial backer! After our last partnership with Mach Pizza went haywire I was cautious about this new one. That being said Escargo Express makes alot of money so I am happy to have them as our partners.

Mr. Poochyfud: I am happy to be working with the best wrestling company that I have ever seen....or at least it will be once a few changes are made.

Mr. Pirkle: Absolutley!......wait what?

EBW: The Touch
Fourside Topalla Theater

1. Captain Strong vs. Jeff
2. C-X-J Rumble
Shadow vs. Shark Hippie vs. Foo vs. Masked Kid vs. ?
3. Picky/Caveboy! vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Ness/Poo© vs. Reno/Rude
5. EBW World Double Championship
Magical Trevor© vs. Franky


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To anybody who loves EBW or just indifferent its opportunity time! If you would like to create a character for EBW all you have to do is send me a picture or your own created character. You can make your own or alter one from an existing game. They must be simple pixel sprites. Once you have your character give me a bio and shot move list. Tell me how you want them utilized. I will be taking the first 4-5 entries into consideration for the time being. So if you want to be apart of EBW just let me know!



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POO BETRAYS EBW!!! That is the headline making EBW history. Today, EBW debuted in the Topalla Theater to a big turnout. With Mr. Poochyfud overseeing the event, the EBW wrestlers put on another top notch performance. Captain Strong overcame his losing streak by beating Jeff in the opener. Glenn, the CTW wrester formerly known as Frog, made a return to EBW today. He returned to his C-X-J roots and outlasted 4 others wrestlers in an over the top rumble. An odd pairing of CaveBoy! and C-X-J Champion Picky were unable to stop the rising Shark tag team. After the match, the Sharks once again demanded a tag title shot. In a shocking turn of events, Poo turned his back on Ness and EBW today. The champs dominated the match early on until Poo suddenly struck Ness with a flying knee before heading to the back and leaving the silent protagonist to fend for himself. Reno and Rude were ready to throw in the towel after Poo's actions, but Ness begged them to continue. The EBW hero fought on until a double superkick took him down. Reno scored the pinfall securing the win and the titles. Trevor and Franky battled once again in the main event, however this time the outcome was much different. As the match dragged on Poo made his presence felt once again by distracting Trevor long enough for Franky to land his Come out Swinging flying fist complete with with brass knuckles. With a 1-2-3 Franky became the 3rd Champion, beating Trevor once again and changing the landscape of EBW...

EBW: The Touch
Fourside Topalla Theater

1. Captain Strong beat Jeff (3:22) with a top rope Mongolian Chop.
2. C-X-J Rumble
Glenn(CTW) beat Shadow, Masked Kid, Foo, Shark Hippie (20:11) by throwing them over the top rope.
3. Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Picky/Caveboy! (12:46) with the Shark Attack on Picky.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Reno/Rude beat Ness/Poo© (17:01) with a double super kick on Ness to become the 6th Tag Team Champions.
5. EBW World Double Championship
Franky beat Magical Trevor© (16:54) with a Brass Knuckle Come out Swinging to become the 3rd EBW Double Crown Champion.

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1. NESS AND POO GO TO JAIL!!!


In a shocking turn of events, Ness and Poo were both thrown in jail last night. The former allies were set to sign the contract to face each other at an upcoming event until a fight broke out. Ness appeared to inflict most of the damage as he smirked while the Onett Police Force dragged them away. This proves two things...
1. The new rivalry between Ness and Poo is just heating up.
2. The Onett Police Force actually do some police work from time to time.


2. EBW announces WORLD TOUR!!!


Mr. Pirkle along with Mr. Poochyfud, announced that EBW would be hitting the road and traveling all over the world!!!

Mr. Poochyfud: How can I turn EBW into a profitable juggernaut if I don't assist them in a world tour. It's just part of my plan to eventually take over...

Mr. Pirkle: Exactly.....wait...huh?

The poster says it all about EBW at the time. EBW Champion Franky and S.T.U are taking over.

3. Magical Trevor's future plans


Magical Trevor seems to be all smiles even after losing the world title...

Magical Trevor: Wow, I got smoked. I mean ouch! I mean seriously thank God that EBW offers a good health plan! Anyways, I have big plans for the future. First, I plan on pimping out my image to any company that wants it. I might buy a new robe too. Oh, the best part, I plan on getting some tag gold around my waist. I got this buddy of mine coming into EBW and the tag titles are in our sights. PLUS, I got 20 bucks on us winning the belts on this next tour so I got alot going for me.

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Franky throws the CTW Title into the river!

Today, Franky and the S.T.U goon squad, gathered at the Fourside bridge with a purpose.

Franky: It is awesome being the champ! I whooped on Trevor big time! I have never been a huge fan of magic tricks, especially after that incident.......but anyways I love being the champ. Honetly though, I'm not too greedy, so I plan on tossing this worthless CTW title into the river where it belongs!

Shark #1: Can I have it?

Franky: Wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose of my demonstration? I mean we are talking big ramifications here. Throwing this belt away will add to my persona as a perplexing enigma.

Shark #1: So.....can I have it?

Franky: Sure......why not.

Shark #2: Help me!


World Tour

Several dates and matches have now been announced for the big world tour. The first stop willbe Onett where EBW debuted. After that EBW will hit the road to the country of Dalaam, which is Poo's homeland. The third stop on the world tour will be the Dusty Dunes Desert and the fourth will be Scaraba. The location of the final has yet to be detirmined. There will be some interesting match-ups including a #1 contender match between two wrestlers who have never challenged for the top prize. Alot of surprises are in store so stay tuned.

EBW: World Tour
Onett

1. Masked Kid vs. Foo
2. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Picky © vs. Shark Hippie
3. Magical Trevor/? vs. Orange Kid/Apple Kid
4. AMBITION MAX #1 Contender Match
Captain Strong vs. CaveBoy!
5. THIS IS WAR!
Ness/Reno/Rude vs. Franky/Poo/?

EBW: World Tour
Dalaam

1. C-X-J Rumble
Picky vs. Masked Kid vs. Foo vs. Shark Hippie
2. Magical Trevor/? vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
3. CaveBoy! or Captain Strong vs. Jeff
4. Hardcore Brawl
CaveBoy! or Captain Strong vs. Shadow
5. Poo's Homecoming
Ness/Reno/Rude/? vs. Franky/Poo/?/?

EBW World Tour
Dusty Dunes Desert

EBW World Tour
Scaraba

EBW World Tour Climax

1. EBW World Championship
Franky© vs. ?

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The World Tour begins! Today in Onett, where EBW got its start, the first show in a big world tour took place. Foo defeated Masked Kid in the opening match with a 450 splash. This match was special in that neither of the two wrestlers have the best win-loss record, but when when faced against each other, actually put on a high flying spectacle. Foo was seen holding back tears after the match.

Foo- "I finally won a match! I can't believe it. YES!"

Cruiser-X-Junior rivals fought once again today. Shark Hippie has been adament about getting another title shot, and Picky was happy to answer the challenge. Halfway through the match WAR Picky took over, slamming Shark Hippie into the turnbuckles over and over. Shark Hippie took advantage of the situation by removing a turnbuckle pad and dodging a lariat by Picky, who then smashed into the post and was rolled up into a pin. 1-2-3 and Shark Hippie is champion once again. After the match Picky went berserk and chased Shark Hippie into the back.

In the third match of the night Magical Trevor presented his new tag partner Dynamic Dougie! The team of Trevor and Dougie first debuted in FFW where they won the FFW Tag Team Championship. Once Trevor left to join S.I.W.C and then EBW, Dougie began a singles career before deciding to reunite the team in EBW. Trevor and Dougie showed no rust as a team as they took on the veteran team Fruit Inc. and won in a spectacular team debut with the Double Tevorplex! on Apple Kid. After the match Magical Trevor named the new tag team S.S.A.D (Super Suave and Dynamic). At the entrance way Orange Kid was seen yelling at Apple Kid and blaming him for the loss.

Orange Kid: It is all your fault we lost. You claim to be the greatest inventor turned wrestler ever, but you forget that I am twice the inventor you are and twice the wrestler. You can consider this partnership over!

So it appears that one team is born and another dies.......

AMBITION MAX is a new match concept in EBW that takes wrestlers who have never reached the top and gives them that opportunity. The object of the match is to do your best in a 5 minute bout to impress the fans and judges enough to win the decision. Captain Strong prevailed in the first ever match of this type by dominating the large, but inexperienced CaveBoy! The judges took notice of his ability to dodge Caveboy!'s butt smash which he has unfortunatly (for everyone EWWW) failed to do in past encounters. A top rope chop to Caveboy! late in the match sealed the deal for Captain Strong, who will now be challenging for EBW's top prize for the first time.

The main event pitted the all-star team of Ness, Reno, and Rude against EBW champion Franky, Poo, and a mystery opponent. The bout began as a 3-2 encounter as just Franky and Poo appeared for the S.T.U team. Team EBW took advantage and dominated early on, until Orange Kid appeared, and at first seemed to cheer on Ness and the tag champs, but then suddenly jumped into the ring and assisted Franky in disposing of Rude and getting the victory. After the match S.T.U took the mic.

Franky- "An EBW revolution has begun! Mr. Poochyfud wants to use his money to change EBW, but S.T.U will do it by force."

Orange Kid- "I am tired of limiting my potential by teaming with the trash bag Apple Kid. From now on you can call me Orange Shark!"

Just then Captain Strong headed to the ring.

Captain Strong- "As a cop I tried to bring you and your goon squad to justice. As a wrestler I will be taking that EBW Championship from you!"

An exciting first show for the EBW World Tour.

EBW: World Tour
Onett

1. Foo beat Masked Kid (4:12) with a 450 Splash.
2. EBW Cruiser-X-Junior Championship
Shark Hippie beat Picky© (8:07) with a rollup pin to become the 5th C-X-J Champion.
3. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie beat Orange Kid/Apple Kid (10:55) with a double Trevorplex! on Apple Kid.
4. AMBITION MAX #1 Contender Match
Captain Strong beat CaveBoy! by unanimous decison (3-0)
5. THIS IS WAR!
Franky/Poo/Orange Shark beat Ness/Reno/Rude (12:03) when Franky hit a lariat on Rude.

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EBW finished the long trip to Dalaam yesterday. After taking a photo op with the King of Dalaam, Mr. Pirkle pointed out that this was a homecoming for two of EBW's wrestlers. Poo and Foo would both be defending the honor of Dalaam in there matches today. S.S.A.D were seen checking out the tourist sites, while S.T.U was busy "taking a tour" of the palace. Be sure to check in later for match results.

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The EBW World Tour hit Dalaam in a big way today. Things started off hot, with a C-X-J over the top rumble. The local boy Foo, outlasted his opponents and even eliminated the C-X-J champ with Flying Foo head scissors.

Foo- "Ok this is getting scary. I won two in a row!"

Picky- "Yeah man, you are pretty good. I don't care what your mom says about you."

Foo- "Pardon?"

S.S.A.D battled another veteran team on their way to the top. S.T.U are the most successful tag team in EBW, but even they were defeated by the new team on the block. This was Dynamic Dougie's time to shine, as he was in for most of the match, and showed the crowd he deserved to be in EBW. A Dynamic DDT sealed the deal.

Magical Trevor- "Dougie, you are the man."

Dynamic Dougie- "No Trevor, you are the man."

Magical Trevor- "No Dougie, YOU are the man."

Dynamic Dougie- "No, you are Trevor."

Magical Trevor- "No, you are Dougie."

This carried on for some time...

In a literal squash match, Caveboy! beat Jeff by slapping him down and taking a seat AKA a pin. Not much to say here.

Action picked up again in the next match, when #1 contender Captain Strong was presented with his first challenge en route to the title, a hardcore brawl with Shadow. This match was a fierce battle, with both competitors bleeding heavily. Strong managed to survive by throwing a computer monitor into Shadow's face allowing him to get the pin.

Captain Strong- "Kids, don't try this at home. I mean seriously, I got glass in places I didn't even know exsisted."

The main event of the day was a 4-on-4 tag battle aptly titled Poo's Homecoming. Apple Kid joined Ness and the tag champs in the fight against Franky, Poo, Orange Shark, and a mysterious new Shark. Fierce rivalries fueled this battle, and neither side was willing to give up. So much so that they reached a time limit draw. Not the outcome either side wanted, but it shows that team EBW won't back down to the S.T.U takeover.

EBW: World Tour
Dalaam

1. C-X-J Rumble
Foo beat Picky, Masked Kid, Shark Hippie (22:01) by being last left in the ring.
2. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (13:17) when Dougie hit the Dynamic DDT on Shark #2
3. CaveBoy! beat Jeff (0:27) with the big butt crush.
4. Hardcore Brawl
Captain Strong beat Shadow (8:08) with a flying computer moniter to the face.
5. Poo's Homecoming
Ness/Reno/Rude/Apple Kid vs. Franky/Poo/Orange Shark/Shark #3 (30:00) Time limit draw.

EBW's next stop on the world tour takes them back to Dusty Dunes Desert. The last time EBW was there, U.F.O was invading. Now EBW must thwart another invader. After that EBW heads to Scaraba for the first time.

EBW World Tour
Dusty Dunes Desert

1. Foo vs. Masked Kid vs. Shark Hippie
2. S.S.A.D vs. S.T.U vs. Turks + Jeff
Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie/Picky vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3 vs. Jeff/Reno/Rude
3. Bring a mystery partner!
Apple Kid/? vs. Orange Shark/?
4. Ness/Captain Strong vs. Franky/Poo

EBW World Tour
Scaraba

1. Foo/Masked Kid vs. Shark Hippie/Shadow
2. Reno/Rude/Apple Kid vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Orange Shark
3. Captain Strong vs. Shark #3
4. Ness/Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie vs. Franky/Poo/?

Finally more information about the big finale has been released. While we have yet to get a full card or location, we do know that S.S.A.D will get a shot at the tag belts and Shark Hippie will have to defend the C-X-J Championship.

EBW World Tour Climax

1. EBW Tag Team Championship
Reno/Rude© vs. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie
2. EBW C-X-J Championship
Shark Hippie© vs. ?
3. EBW World Championship
Franky© vs. Captain Strong

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EBW in Scaraba

The popular new faction "Super Suave and Dynamic" found themselves in Scaraba a little early this week. Both S.S.A.D and S.T.U sent representatives to advertise for the upcoming event.

Dynamic Dougie- "Since they have no phones or television out here, they had no idea we even exsisted."

Magical Trevor- "It is too hot out here for a robe! Dougie lose the robe before you die."

Dynamic Dougie- "But its all I'm wearing right now."

Magical Trevor- "Oh......best to leave it on then."

Picky- "Ugh, too....much....sun."





EBW 2nd Belt!

It was also annouced today that the old CTW belt that is currently being carried around Shark #1 will actually be turned into a title belt.

Shark #1- Woot! I got my own singles title now. Mr. Pirkle called me and said that they named it the EBW 2nd Belt! I totally deserve this title belt hand-me-down.

The new EBW 2nd belt will be defended at the tour climax.

EBW World Tour Climax

1. EBW Tag Team Championship
Reno/Rude© vs. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie
2. EBW C-X-J Championship
Shark Hippie© vs. ?
3. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Shark #1 vs. ?
4. EBW World Championship
Franky© vs. Captain Strong

EBW: Happy Fun thanks to you~PART TWO!!!

It was another happy day in Onett, as Happy Fun thanks to you returned! The zany action began when the brothers Minch teamed up for the first time to take on the Sharks. Picky and Pokey showed off some crazy moves. Picky even leap froged over his brother to hit a huge splash on a shark. The Minch brothers were on fire, until the Sharks came up with a few tactics of there own. Shark #2 bent down behind Pokey and Shark #1 pushed him over allowing Pokey to get rolled up for a quick pin. The Sharks fought a strong match and gained some serious momentum heading into the climax. Pokey grabbed the mic after the match.

Pokey: So the brothers Minch may have lost our first tag match together, but make no mistake we will be back.



After the match, Terrence Nerdler interviewed Generator backstage. But Generator wasn't the only one who showed up.



Nerdler: I am here with "High Voltage" Generator and apparently "Tresure Hunter" Hot. What would you like to say Generator?

Generator: Well I was back here to announce that I intend to challenge for the C-X-J title as soon as possible, but then I find this laughing jackel cackling at me. What is so funny anyways?

HOT: I just find your costume to be hilarious! I mean I watched your first match and nearly had a seizure from all the bright colors. I hear that there is another new generation C-X-J wrestler roaming around somewhere. I hope I don't have to see him or I might pee my pants from laughing too hard.

Generator: This is insane you crazy treasure hunter! I am the future of EBW! I am the future champion. I AM GENERATOR!

HOT: And I AM AMUSED! Hope you don't mind if I watch your match today. Hahahaha good luck.



The next match was a hardcore brawl between Captain Strong and rival Shark #3. Strong replaced his kicks and chops for hardcore brutality and made quick work of the over whelmed Shark. In the end Strong seemed to show some compassion by helping Shark #3 up, but then proceeded to brain him with a ball and chain followed by a pin.

After the match the crowd was graced with a promo by VIEWTIFUL TREVOR!



Viewtiful Trevor: There is a time to think and a time for action, and this is no time to think.....wait does that sound right? Anyways, the Viewtiful one has returned to fight the evil forces that threaten EBW. Whatever monstrosity is being thrown my way, I will take down and it will be VIEWTIFUL!

The third match of the day was a faction mix up, pitting Ness and Franky against Fruit Inc. The champion and the #1 contender failed to come together and quickly fell to the former tag team champions. Orange Shark and Apple Kid were able to put aside there differences and work together which said alot about the rivalry fuming between Ness and Franky. In the end Franky allowed Ness to be put down by the Orange Crush.

The semi main event was an elimination battle between Masked Kid, Foo, Generator, Shark Hippie, and Shadow. This was a fast paced action packed free-for-all. High flying action ensued, setting the crowd on fire. Shadow made quick elimination of his "tag team partner" Shark Hippie, with the Shark Driver, only to in turn be eliminated by Foo who caught Shadow in a reverse DDT. Masked Kid and Foo continued their friendly rivalry while Generator continued to impress the fans. The triple threat melee continued for several more minutes until Masked Kid managed to put away Foo with the German Suplex Pin. As it came down to the closing minutes, a strange looking individual ran into the ring and attacked both remaining wrestlers, promptly ending the match in a DQ. As the crowd roared and the wrestlers re-entered the ring, Generator grabbed the mic to address the man. Oh by the way, the man was dressed like a chicken.......yes that's right...a chicken.



Generator: Ok, who in the world are you?

?: I am Chicken Man!

Generator: Chicken Man?

Chicken Man: Yes......Chicken Man.

Masked Kid: Chicken M....

Generator: Ok so we established that you are Chicken Man. But why are you here?

Chicken Man: I am here to throw my name into the growing C-X-J division.

Generator: Ok.....but why are you dressed as a chicken?

Chicken Man: Because I am high flying and agile like a bird.

Foo: But...chickens don't fly......why would you pick a chicken?

Chicken Man: That's not important right now. What is important is that I will be fighting Generator at the tour climax and I intend to win.

Generator: I'm fighting a chicken? Great.....just great......a chicken. You look like big bird!

So a strange new wrestler is entering EBW and fighting Generator at the tour climax.

In the main event Viewtiful Trevor made his return! No one knew who he would be facing, only that it would be some bad guy from the past. The opponent turned out to be none other then the giant blob known as Belch!



The mighty hero couldn't do much to the monster in terms of wrestling, and to resort to other tactics. It finally occured to the hero that Belch had trouble getting into the ring. Using that knowledge, Trevor lured Belch outside the ring and the kept him there till the last second. Trevor jumped back into the ring and tricked the big blob! After the win Belch continued his rampage. The crowd looked shocked, but the Viewtiful one would save the day by banishing Belch with his Viewtiful Kick! Viewtiful Trevor and EBW are victorious once again! Another happy fun day thanks to you!

Viewtiful Trevor: Henshin a go-go baby!!!

EBW: Happy Fun thanks to you Part TWO!!

1. BROTHERS UNITE
Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Picky Minch/Pokey Minch (13:02) when Shark #2 rolled up Pokey.
2. Hardcore Brawl
Captain Strong beat Shark #3 (7:56) with a blunt object to the head.
3. Faction Mix Up
Apple Kid/Orange Shark beat Ness/Franky (14:42) when Orange Shark hit the Orange Crush on Ness.
4. "Feel the C-X-J Excitement" Elimination match!
Masked Kid vs. Foo vs. "High Voltage" Generator vs. Shadow vs. Shark Hippie (25:13) ended in No Contest.
5. VIEWTIFUL RETURNS!
Viewtiful Trevor beat Belch (8:11) via Countout.

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The time has come! EBW returned once again to Onett for its Hostile Takeover Climax show. Since the tour began, tensions have been rising between the warring factions in EBW. S.T.U found itself a corporate sponser and became an even more menacing force. EBW lost many wrestlers and now has to rely on a few detirmined warriors. S.S.A.D has decided to take the fight to S.T.U in their own way while also initiating a little friendly competition with EBW. Now the rivalries are escalating to a boiling point...



The opening match of the show featured the new generation of the C-X-J division in action. Generator has been looking to make a quick rise to the top since joining EBW. He has impressed with quick reflexes and puzzled others with his crazy costume and eccentric behavior. Chicken Man is an even more puzzling enigma. He appeared recently to challenge Generator and take his spot as the new rising star. Both wrestlers gave it everything they had from the start. It was a game of "anything you can do I can better" as Generator and Chicken Man went move for move and hold for hold. The chicken proved to be much more agile then his animal counter part as he caught Generator off guard and knocked him down, enabling Chicken Man to climb the ropes and hit a moonsault on "High Voltage". The rookie was unable to fully connect with the move and was rolled up by Generator for the 1-2-3. Generator won the new generation battle.

Generator: You lose you Kentucky Fried Idiot! I'd tar and feather you if you weren't already covered in feathers. Let this be a lesson to the C-X-J division. I am a champion in the making. I AM GENERATOR!!!



The tag champs had alot to deal with in the tag title defense today. The Sharks really upped their game and gave the champs a big fight. Most fans called this "The best tag title match in EBW so far" which says alot about both teams. Magical Trevor was able to remind the Sharks why he is EBW's only triple crown winner in the end and managed to hit a Trevorplex! on both Sharks. Dynamic Dougie then climbed the ropes and hit the Dynamic Dive on Shark #2 to pick up the win.

Dynamic Dougie: Don't forget S.S.A.D is in this fight too, and like good magicians we got a big surprise up our sleeves for later tonight.

Magical Trevor: You gotta love the foreshadowing!

The third match of the day would be for the C-X-J championship. Shark Hippie has held onto the title for sometime now, and done so by less then honorable means. "Treasure Hunter" HOT is a fast rising wrestler in the C-X-J division with ambitions to become the "C-X-J Supernova" and leader of EBW's C-X-J divison. Shark Hippie quickly found himself out gunned so to speak by the lighting fast speed of HOT, who managed to evade Hippie's initial attack and hit a quick release suplex on the champ. Shark Hippie tried to use some of the smarmy tactics he is known for, but HOT had him well scouted and managed to stay out of harm's way. Shark Hippie managed to turn the tide after realizing that he would actually have to wresle an honorable match, by evading a clothesline and turning it into an armbar. The crowd was stunned that Shark Hippie actually had some wrestling skill. HOT looked to be in intense pain but managed to make to the ropes. As HOT got back to his feet, Shark Hippie had made it to the top rope and lunged at him with a double axe handle slamming the treasure hunter back to the ground. HOT staggered to get back up as Shark Hippie climbed the ropes again. As the Hippie lunged once again, HOT managed to catch an arm and throw his opponent to the ground and catch him in an armbar of his own! The crowd went wild as Shark Hippie had no choice but to tap. "Treasure Hunter" HOT is the new C-X-J Champion! EBW's C-X-J division poured into the ring as HOT celebrated. Generator and Chicken Man looked less then pleased...



The Fruit Inc. rivalry has grown over the past few weeks and came to a climax today. Orange Shark has claimed time and time again that he is the superior mind of the two, and seemed to prove that early on in the match. Apple Kid was more of a brawler, and relied more on his strength in the ring. For every power move Apple used on Orange, the shark in turn found a crafty way to use his intellect to catch Apple Kid off guard. In the end it was all going to be detirmined by who wanted it more. Apple Kid has found himself humiliated numerous times in recent memory. He used that frustration to fuel himself in outlasting the tiring Orange Shark. As his former partner gassed out, Apple Kid rushed him and slamed Orange Shark with his own finisher, the Orange Crush! Apple Kid pinned him for the victory as Orange Shark bled on the mat. The rivalry may or may not be over, but one thing for certain is that Apple Kid showed a dominant side that may help him rise up the singles ranks of EBW...



Brawler SWIFT is one of the most dominant wrestlers to enter EBW. He rose to dominance quickly and captured the EBW 2nd Belt. EBW and S.T.U have been fighting to get him on one side or the other. They demanded he make a decision today. He was told to select a partner from one of the factions to fight a team of his choosing. His decision was finally made today. Fans began to boo when Poo was the first man to enter the ring. It seemed SWIFT had choosed S.T.U. But then Poo and the rest of the crowd were stunned when Caveboy! came out to assist Poo! So now it seemed SWIFT had joined EBW! But as the Brawler entered the ring it appeared that he was instead going to go it alone. SWIFT and Poo quickly met in the center of the ring and exchanged kicks and chops. The crowd winced and they traded backhands to the chest. Poo seemed to win the exchange and threw SWIFT into the ropes, however on his way back, SWIFT lunged forward and took Poo down with a solid lariat. For several more minutes SWIFT and Poo battled, until a tired Poo finally tagged in the S.T.U behemoth. Caveboy! rushed SWIFT and smashed him into his corner several times. SWIFT tried to escape the onslaught, but it appeared he was stuck. All hope for SWIFT seemed lost until PICKY MINCH rushed behind Caveboy! and rolled him up for a pin! Picky Minch was the tag team partner, meaning Brawler SWIFT has joined S.S.A.D!

Brawler SWIFT: I told you not to make demands. Now S.T.U and EBW are on my hit list.

Magical Trevor: See, I told you the foreshadowing would be awesome!



The main event of the evening would be another fierce battle between Ness and the champion Franky. Previous battles between Ness and Franky have always been epic. This fight was no different. The crowd was red hot as the rivals continued the struggle which began during the early days of EBW. Franky continues to show that he has become a competent champion, but Ness also began to show glimpses of the ace he used to be. This was another fight that came down to stamina. Both fighters seemed to gas out very late in the match. Time seemed to be running out for Ness, with only 5 minutes left till a draw. But he managed to rally the crowd behind him and mount an offensive on the champ. The crowd roared as it looked like the Franky era was coming to an end, until Poo appeared from the back and attacked Ness. Fans began to throw cups and garbage at Poo as he continued his beatdown on Ness. Captain Strong came out to make the save but was cut off by Shark #3. As a EBW-S.T.U battle erupted, Franky stood in utter shock trying to take in what just happened.



As the battle continued, Mr. Pirkle entered the ring with mic in hand.

Mr. Pirkle: Everyone settle down now! This is getting out of control. I don't see any other way to settle this but all out war. This tour climax is not the end of this fight, it's only the beginning! Poochyfud I declare war on you! Let the faction wars begin!

EBW/S.T.U Hostile Takeover Tour CLIMAX
Onett

1. C-X-J New Generation Unleashed
"High Voltage" Generator beat Chicken Man (16:11) with a roll up pin.
2. EBW Tag Team Championship
Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie (c) beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (32:57) when Dougie hit the Dynamic Dive on Shark #2
3. EBW C-X-J Championship
"Treasure Hunter" HOT beat Shark Hippie (19:02) with an armbar to become the new C-X-J Champion!
4. Fruit Inc. ENDGAME
Apple Kid beat Orange Shark (9:31) with an Orange Crush.
5. Brawler SWIFT "Make your choice!"
Brawler SWIFT/Picky beat Poo/Caveboy! (17:11) when Picky used a roll up pin on Caveboy!
6. EBW World Championship
Ness beat Franky(c) (56:04) by DQ.

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EBW.com

Updated "FACTION WAR" Roster

Today EBW wrestlers piled into EBW HQ for photo shoots showcasing the various factions now present in EBW.



Team EBW
Ness, Captain Strong, Apple Kid, Pokey Minch, Jeff

The main EBW army has seen several defections recently. The five remaining wrestlers are all that stands in the way of a takeover.



S.T.U
Franky, Poo, Orange Shark, Shark #1, Shark #2, Shark #3, Mr. Andrews, Reno, Rude, Caveboy!

The dominant team led by Franky, but financially backed by Mr. Poochyfud, is armed and ready for a hostile takeover of EBW.



S.S.A.D
Magical Trevor, Dynamic Dougie, Brawler SWIFT, Picky Minch

The wild card team in the war. The addition of Brawler SWIFT makes them an unpredictable variable.

Magical Trevor: We got the muscle to back the hustle now!

Dynamic Dougie: Do you even know what you just said?

Magical Trevor: I have no idea. I just wanted to sound cool.

Brawler SWIFT: Lucky for you guys I'm a fan of magic.

Magical Trevor: I never would have guessed. Now pick a card!

The C-X-J divison is now being broken up into factions seperate from the main armies...



"Name to be detirmined"
"Treasure Hunter" HOT, "High Voltage" Generator, Chicken Man, Masked Kid, Foo

The C-X-J division is on fire these days. There is no telling how these men will work together while at the same time fighting for the gold, but it will be fun to watch.

Foo: I know we are sort of a group now, but what are we going to call ourselves?

Generator: HIGH VOLTAGE! That's a great name, make it happen.

Chicken Man: No, that's probably the worst name you could come up with. How about CHICKEN MAN......and friends!

Generator: You are just full of yourself aren't you?

Chicken Man: Look whose talking Mr. "High Voltage".

HOT: I got it! We should call ourselves M-BRAVADO!

Generator: ...

Chicken Man: ...

Masked Kid: I am pretty sure that name is already being used somewhere.

HOT: ....Well how about SOMA?

Generator: No.....no, you shouldn't try to get us sued. But in any case, once we come up with a name I get to be leader.

HOT: Yeah....like thats gonna happen. Get ahold of yourself Generator! You're lame and you look ridiculous.

Generator: Don't sugar coat it HOT. Tell me how you really feel.

Masked Kid: Can't we all just get along?



Fear and Terror
Shadow, Shark Hippie, ?, ?

So far, Shadow's "death squad" as he likes to call it only has two members. But he has assured EBW.com that some friends of the C-X-J bully are coming to EBW.

Shark Hippie: Fear.....and....Terror? F.A.T?! You do know that stands for F.A.T right?

Shadow: ...

Shark Hippie: These faction names are getting kinda crazy.

Shadow: I will destroy you.

Shark Hippie: What?

Shadow: ...

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EBW.com

EBW "Civil War" Tour announced! New TV deal with Boogaloo TV!

EBW released the partial line up for the Civil War tour. This will be one of EBW's biggest tour to date. The roster for EBW is bigger then ever before, so wrestlers will have to fight to be on the shows. The biggest news is the return of EBW to live television for the big show WAR CRIMES. Following the that announcement, it has been rumoured that a weekly tv deal may be reached.



EBW "Civil War"
Threed

1. Masked Kid vs. Picky Minch vs. Shark Hippie vs. Foo
2. "Treasure Hunter" HOT/"High Voltage" Generator/Chicken Man vs. Shadow/?/?
3. EBW vs. S.T.U
Apple Kid/Jeff vs. Reno/Rude
4. S.S.A.D vs. S.T.U
Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie/Brawler SWIFT  vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3
5. EBW vs. S.T.U
Ness/Captain Strong/Pokey Minch vs. Franky/Poo/Mr. Andrews

EBW "Civil War"
Summer

1. Maked Kid/Foo vs. Shark Hippie/?
2. Chicken Man vs. Picky Minch
3. "Treasure Hunter" HOT/"High Voltage" Generator vs. Shadow/?
4. EBW vs. S.T.U
Pokey Minch/Apple Kid/Jeff vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3
5. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -S.T.U Fury for Brawler Swift!-
Brawler Swift(c) vs. Mr. Andrews
6. EBW vs. S.T.U vs. S.S.A.D
Ness/Captain Strong vs. Franky/Poo vs. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie

EBW "Civil War"
Twoson

1. Orange Shark Return Match
Orange Shark vs. Jeff
2. Masked Kid/Foo/Chicken Man vs. Shark Hippie/?/?
3. C-X-J #1 Contender Match
"High Voltage" Generator vs. Shadow vs. Picky Minch
4. Tag Team #1 Contender Match
Reno/Rude vs. Pokey Minch/Apple Kid vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
5. -More S.T.U Fury for Brawler Swift!- EBW 2nd Belt Championship (If SWIFT defends belt previous show.)
Brawler SWIFT vs. Caveboy!
6. S.S.A.D vs. EBW
Ness/Captain Strong vs. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie

EBW "Civil War"
Onett

EBW "Civil War"
Onett

EBW "Civil War" WAR CRIMES!
Battle Dome
Boogaloo! TV

1. EBW Tag Team Championship
Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. ?/?
2. EBW C-X-J Championship
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) vs. ?
3. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
4. EBW Championship
Franky(c) vs. ?

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EBW "Civil War"

The battle begins! A new tour that promises plenty of action and surprises, kicked off in the town of Threed. EBW's ever expanding roster was out in full display for the fans, and the show has already received rave reviews.

The action started out with a hot C-X-J 4-way match. Picky Minch returned to the division he put on the map after being in many heavyweight matches recently. It was fast paced and high flying all the way. Masked Kid and Foo worked together in the initial minutes of the match, but they quickly realized that to win they would have to fight each other. Picky took advantage of this after throwing Shark Hippie out of the ring, and then spearing Foo into a turnbuckle. As Masked Kid charged the former champ, Picky managed to slip behind Masked Kid and quickly unleash his signature Geman Suplex Pin to get the victory. Picky looks to be in top form and may challenge for the C-X-J Championship soon.



The next match featured the debut of Shadow's new "Fear and Terror" stable.

Shadow: I prefer spending my time causing chaos and destroying the innocent, however I must introduce my new legion of evil. My Horde of bloodspillers. My posse of demon maniacs. I could go on but my blood lust is getting the better of me. First I present to you Vargus, a maniacal psychopath of epic proportions. Your blood will spill at his feet!

Vargus: I also enjoy arts and crafts...........oh and DEATH! I loves DEATH!

Shadow: The other member of my death squad is the most degenerate plunderer of all time. I bring you PIRATE BILL!

Pirate Bill: ARG!

Shadow: Pirate Bill? You told me on the phone you had a name thart strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men.

Pirate Bill: You are correct you scurvy dog! My mom told me that my name was scary after she helped make my costume! ARG!

Shadow: ...

After the "entertaining" introduction of F.A.T, the stable without a name made their entrance. The C-X-J champion would have to work hard to keep his less than cooperative team together. The newcomers brought on a good fight, but were overpowered by the champ and his team. Eventually the team began to fall apart. The rivalry between HOT, Generator, and Chicken Man caused many mistakes in the match, giving Shadow the opportunity he needed to turn his team around. Near the end of the match, Shadow had Chicken Man caught in F.A.T's corner. HOT and Generator argued over who should be tagged in. Chicken Man managed to escape and tag in HOT, but Generator grabbed HOT and demanded to be tagged in. As the two argued, Shadow ran up behind HOT and hit his Shadow Driver to get the quick win.

The big upset of the night came in the next match. Reno and Rude seemed reluctant to join S.T.U when Mr. Poochyfud took it over, but have served the faction without much fuss. Apple Kid was riding on momentum from finally ending the fued with rival Orange Shark. He would have the task of teaming with the unlucky Jeff to face the former tag champs. The match was a challenging task indeed for EBW's team, as they had to learn teamwork on the fly against the well oiled machine of The Turks. Jeff surprised many today, showing alot of heart, probably due to all of his recent losses. Jeff managed to evade a lariat by Reno and knock Rude off the turnbuckle. The crowd got red hot, giving Jeff even more inspiration to fight on. The Turks managed to get Jeff under control and took turns stomping him in their corner. Apple Kid made the save, attacking Rude and distracting Reno, which allowed Jeff to him up for the surprise victory. Jeff had scored his first pinfall over a former tag champ! The Turks were stunned at the loss, but showed respect for the winning team. Mr. Andrews and Poo ran to the ring and proceeded to yell at The Turks for the loss. Reno and Rude seemed ready to yell back, but instead decided to keep cool and walk away.



S.S.A.D have recently recruited EBW's "supernova" Brawler SWIFT to the team, and this was the first match that they would show their collective power. Brawler SWIFT showed amazing teamwork with the rebel third faction, which surpised alot of people who always looked at SWIFT as more of a loner. The Shark team have always been hit or miss when it comes to the big matches, and today was no different. S.S.A.D caught S.T.U's team completely off guard, and made quick work of them. Brawler Swift finished things off with a top rope Lariat on Shark #2. After that match S.S.A.D got on the mic.

Magical Trevor: S.S.A.D is here to shake things up. We are balance and counter balance. We are hero and anti-hero. We are yin and yang.

Dynamic Dougie: Wha?

Magical Trevor: You ask us if we are good or evil and you know what I'll say? I'll say we are "or" ....think about it.

Brawler SWIFT: You make a good point Trevor. Kids, don't do drugs. Anyways, I think this team is gonna work out for me, but we need just one change. S.S.A.D needs to stand for SWIFT, Suave, and Dynamic.

Dynamic Dougie: Works for me.

Magical Trevor: We're gonna need to print up new shirts.....and mugs........and hats.......but why not!

Suddenly Mr. Poochyfud made his way to the ring



Mr. Poochyfud: Congratulations on your win S.S.A.D. Trevor, you stopped being a threat the moment you dropped the belt. Dougie, you never were a threat. That leaves you SWIFT. You have made quite the impression since coming to EBW. I tried to get you on my side, but you wouldn't have it. You messed with me and now you are going to pay. I am making it my personal mission to make your life miserable. I already have you defending your title numerous times on this tour, but that is just the beginning. I will make you lose everything, no matter what it takes.

Brawler SWIFT: You can try Poochyfud.....you can try.

The main event of the night proved to be another shocker. S.T.U would EBW's elite three in a CLEAN encounter. Franky demanded pre-match that they fight fair and prove they are the best. This decision made the bout a very close one. Ness and Franky tangled for the majority of the match. Captain Strong was finally tagged in mid-match, and the crowd went wild as Strong and Franky tangled once again. The rivalry that never died heated up in a big way. With the crowd on his side, Captain Strong speared Franky into S.T.U's corner and began to kick and chop away at the champion. Then Poo blind tagged into the match, and despite the demands of Franky to fight a clean match, low blowed Strong and hit the Starstorm OMEGA to win the match. S.T.U won another big match against EBW, but due to dirty handed tactics. Captain Strong and Poo argued in the center of the ring, until Franky pulled Poo away and began to yell at him for cheating. What is going through Franky's mind, and how is this going to affect EBW's Civil War?


EBW "Civil War"
Threed

1. Picky Minch beat Masked Kid, Shark Hippie, and Foo (20:11) with a German Suplex Pin on Shark Hippie.
2. Shadow/Vargus/Pirate Bill beat "Treasure Hunter" HOT/"High Voltage" Generator/Chicken Man (22:25) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on HOT.
3. EBW vs. S.T.U
Apple Kid/Jeff beat Reno/Rude (8:02) when Jeff used a roll up pin on Reno.
4. S.S.A.D vs. S.T.U
Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie/Brawler SWIFT beat Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3 (11:22) when Brawler SWIFT hit a top rope Lariat on Shark #2.
5. EBW vs. S.T.U
Franky/Poo/Mr. Andrews beat Ness/Captain Strong/Pokey Minch (17:37) when Poo hit the Starstorm OMEGA on Captain Strong.

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EBW.com

Magical Trevor invites "World's Greatest Wrestler" Rishin Fliger to watch next EBW show!



Magical Trevor announced today that after making his EBW debut in Happy Fun, Rishin Fliger would be considering a permanent spot on the main roster.

Magical Trevor: After seeing what Rishin Fliger can do in Happy Fun, I invited him to join S.S.A.D on the main brand.

Rishin Fliger: EBW fans demand the best and they get something better....Rishin Fliger! Rishin Fliger and his awesomeness are here to shows you what wrestling is all about. EBW or Happy Funs will be enjoying the awesomeness of Rishin Fliger!

Rishin Fliger will be seated in the crowd during the show, which is sure to make things very interesting...

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EBW "Civil War"

EBW hit Summer today for the next show in the Civil War tour. The last show made it clear that this war was personal. Shadow's C-X-J team was formed, and EBW's C-X-J showed signs of strain. The gauntlet was dropped on Brawler SWIFT and S.T.U continued its dominance. The aftermath would surely be felt on this show...

The show kicked off with "World's Greatest Wrestler!" Rishin Fliger being seated at ring side in a "very elaborate" seat, only fit for the likes of Rishin Fliger.



A C-X-J tag match opened the show. The cohesive team of Masked Kid and Foo took on the new team of Shark Hippie and the newcomer Pirate Bill. Shark Hippie seemed unhappy to be teamed with the pirate, and kept himself in for most of the match. Masked Kid and Foo on the other hand, made numerous tags and kept the action going. Pirate Bill finally made the blind tag and got in the action. Bill's strange pirate attitude caught EBW's team off guard, allowing him to get in some strong offense. As Bill seemed to turn things around, Shark Hippie made another blind tag and jumped in to attempt a pin on Masked Kid. The Kid kicked out, causing Shark Hippie to lose his temper and thrash all around the ring. Pirate Bill began to argue with Hippie, which gave Masked Kid the opportunity to attack Shark Hippie and hit a double arm DDT, which got him the pinfall and the win. After the match, as Masked Kid and Foo celebrated, Bill grabbed the mic.

Pirate Bill: You scurvy dog. I oughta make you walk the plank! Arrrrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!



The second match was a fiery encounter between Picky Minch and Chicken Man. Picky has made his intentions clear that he wants a C-X-J title shot, and Chicken Man wants to make an example out of the young former champ. The action was explosive and the crowd made it clear that they approved of the bout. Picky and Chicken Man went move for move and counter for counter. A fire appeared to be lit under Chicken Man, who had not climbed the ranks of the C-X-J division like he had hoped. WAR Picky emerged later on and performed the move of the night. As Chicken Man stood outside the ring, Picky ran to the ropes and launched himself towards Chicken Man. The crowd roared as he slammed into his opponent. The impact kept them both down for several minutes, resulting in a double count out. EBW wrestlers had to come out and separate the two combatants from continuing the fight. The crowd clammered for a rematch. Rishin Fliger could be seen at ring side clapping after that incredible match.

The third match featured the C-X-J Champion "Treasure Hunter" HOT and "High Voltage" Generator teaming to fight the diabolical team of Shadow and Vargas. This looked to be a long explosive fight, like the previous match, however that proved to be untrue. HOT and Generator have the moves and heart to excel in EBW, but as a team, they are lacking the spark to succeed. Shadow and Vargas took advantage of the situation and put down the champ with the Shadow Driver.

Apple Kid and Jeff took part in the biggest upset in EBW history last show. The underdog team took on the former former tag champs, the Turks. It was during this match that Jeff scored his first pinfall victory in EBW. Now Apple Kid and Jeff would have to team with Pokey Minch, to tak on the Sharks. The Sharks were dominant early on. Led by Shark #3, they all took turns making life miserable for Jeff. Trying not to be a one hit wonder, Jeff staggered back to get the tag to Pokey, who rushed the Shark's corner and knocked em to the floor. Pokey got the crowd behind him and grabbed Shark #2, setting him up for the Piledriver and getting the win. The underdogs have picked up yet another win!



The next match wasn't the main event, but it easily could have been. SWIFT has maintained an undefeated streak in EBW for quite some time. Mr. Andrews has been one of Mr. Poochyfud's go to guys. These two combatants would collide for the EBW 2nd Belt. This was by far the biggest test so far for the Brawler, who had gotten on  S.T.U's bad side by joining S.S.A.D. Both wrestlers use a stiff brawling style, so this was a clash of similar styles. Mr. Andrews did what he could to give SWIFT the fight of his life, but SWIFT's ferocity proved to be too much and he was put away with SWIFT's signature stomp submission. After the match Mr. Poochyfud came out with mic in hand.

Mr. Poochyfud: You think this is over SWIFT. I will make you lose. I will take your title away! I will hurt you!

Brawler SWIFT: Give me a serious challenge next time Poochyfud.



The main event would be a clash of the factions. Ness and Captain Strong would be facing Franky and Poo, as well as Magical Trevor and Dynamic Dougie. This would be the first real conflict between EBW and S.S.A.D. The action was all over the place. There was no chance of keeping order in this frenzy. Magical Trevor and Ness confronted each other for the first time since E-1 2006. Franky and Captain Strong continued there rivalry and fought it out in the middle of the ring. Poo battled Dynamic Dougie until he saw an opportunity and jumped into the ring and attacked Captain Strong. Franky questioned his team mates actions, but had little time to talk as Dynamic Dougie followed Poo into the ring and turned his attention to the EBW Champ. As the fighting continued Poo ducked a clothesline by Strong and hit him with a low blow, which allowed him to hit the Starstorm OMEGA for the victory. Poo defeated Strong at the last show due to dirty tactics and this time would be no different. Ness had to hold Captain Strong back as he tried to attack Poo. Franky argued with Poo about the match finish as they walked into the back. Magical Trevor and Dynamic Dougie went to the concession stand to buy some nachos........EBW is in a state of Chaos.


EBW "Civil War"
Summer

1. Maked Kid/Foo beat Shark Hippie/Pirate Bill (10:18) when Masked Kid hit a double arm DDT on Shark Hippie.
2. Chicken Man vs. Picky Minch (27:00) went to a double count-out.
3. Shadow/Vargas beat "Treasure Hunter" HOT/"High Voltage" Generator (14:09) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on HOT.
4. EBW vs. S.T.U
Pokey Minch/Apple Kid/Jeff beat Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3 (17:38)when Pokey Minch hit the Piledriver on Shark #1.
5. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -S.T.U Fury for Brawler Swift!-
Brawler Swift(c) beat Mr. Andrews (37:01) with a stomp submission.
6. EBW vs. S.T.U vs. S.S.A.D
Franky/Poo beat Ness/Captain Strong and Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie (29:29) when Poo hit the Starstorm OMEGA on Captain Strong.

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EBW.com

BREAKING NEWS!: EBW and Boogaloo TV! reach deal on new weekly wrestling show!



In perhaps one of the biggest moves in EBW history, Earthbound Wrestling has reached a deal with tv station Boogaloo TV! to produce and broadcast a brand new weekly wrestling show.

Mr. Pirkle: I am happy to announce that Boogaloo TV! representative Mr. Ericson and I have successfully negotiated a deal to put EBW on tv weekly. The show will be called X-cite, and will feature all the EBW goodness you have come to know and love.

Mr. Ericson: We have enjoyed working with EBW in the past and are happy to reach a deal that will see them entertain on a weekly basis.
EBW and Boogaloo TV! have worked together on many specials in the past, so talks of a tv show were inevitable. A main event has already been announced for the first show, which will replace the first Onett show on the tour. Captain Strong and Poo will battle in a #1 contendership match for the EBW Championship. EBW: X-cite will be taped at the Onett Community Center, and will last 1 hour each week. EBW fans get ready for some X-citement!!!

Rishin Fliger to mentor Picky Minch.



Rishin Fliger and Picky Minch were seen speaking with fans in Twoson. Rishin Fliger brought up his intentions to join S.S.A.D and mentor Picky Minch.

Rishin Fliger: Rishin Fligers is the awesomeness. But after seeing Picky Minch have an awesomes battle last show, Rishin Fliger decided to take the young gun unders his wing! Rishin Fliger will be comings to an EBW near you. Fear the Shotei!

Rishin Fliger will make his EBW debut at EBW: X-cite.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Rishin Fliger is the Awesomeness!
Rishin Fliger/Picky Minch vs. Shadow/Vargas
2. #1 Contender Match
Captain Strong vs. Poo

Mystery Man to announce EBW intentions?

At the debut of the EBW: Happy Fun promotion, a mysterious man announced his intentions to appear in EBW. Apparently that man will appear at EBW X-cite in some form. What he has to say is a mystery but according to him it will "Blow our minds!".

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EBW "Civil War"

The Civil War rolls into Twoson for another exciting day of action. With the announcement of the new tv show coming real soon, EBW's roster would have to really show they deserve to be on the first show. Twoson's shows have always been kicked off with a performance by the Runaway Five. Today however, would be different, as Rishin Fliger made his way to the stage to take over the performance.

Rishin Fliger: Rishin Fligers is not just the most awesome at wrestlings, but also the best singer. Cower in fears at my singing ability!

Civil War in Twoson's first match would see the return of Orange Shark, who would be taking on the improving Jeff. Orange Shark showed a more vicious style then his last match. Jeff has made a habit of giant upsets lately. It was an entertaining clash, with the crowd firmly behind Jeff. S.T.U decided to make an attempt to interfere, but Apple Kid and Pokey Minch came out to make sure that Jeff had a fair fight. The action outside of the ring took Orange Shark's attention long enough for Jeff to roll him up for the win! Orange Shark loses his comeback match and Jeff gets yet another upset.



Next up, F.A.T would be taking on the tandem of Masked Kid, Foo, and Chicken Man. The C-X-J action has been getting better and better. The roster is growing and the high flying action is really becoming a staple of EBW. This was a fast paced match. Every wrestler had a chance to shine, including Pirate Bill, who put on the best performance in the match. He was able to pick up the win with a move he calls "Walk the plank", where he runs across the top rope from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, then pulls off a hurracanranna, followed by a pin on Foo. The amazing move had the crowd cheering for the heel team out of respect.

The third match was a #1 contender bout for the C-X-J Championship. Picky Minch has been climbing the mountain back to the top of the division. He has picked up wins and gotten rave reviews, even from his new mentor Rishin Fliger. Shadow and Generator both also have claims to a title shot. Shadow has formed his own faction that has proven successful, and Generator has won many matches and seems to be a given rival of the champ HOT. Another hot C-X-J match for the already on fire crowd. Generator was the dominant wrestler for most of the match, but Picky used his craftiness to avoid Generator's attacks and catch Shadow in a German Suplex Pin to score the quick win. Generator flew off the handle after the match, throwing chairs, and yelling at the crowd for cheering. Shadow slinked back into the.....well shadows......

A huge upset occurred in the fourth match of the night, which was a three team match for the #1 contendership of the tag belts. The odd ball team of Apple Kid and Pokey Minch won a fierce battle against the Sharks and the Turks. It seemed that the odds were stacked against EBW's team, but the Turks were not biased in who they attacked. It was an even, exciting bout between the former champs and the new team. The tide turned and the jaws dropped, when Mr. Poochyfud came out to the ring and began to scream at the Turks. Reno and Rude seemed to be reluctant members of S.T.U from the beginning, and the constant verbal beatings finally caused them to take action. Reno and Rude hit a legdrop/legsweep combo on Shark #1 before exiting the ring to tell off Mr. Poochyfud and apparently quit S.T.U. During this shocking moment, no one noticed Pokey grab Shark #2 and drop him with a piledriver for the win. The crowd went nuts during all the craziness.



The battle between SWIFT and Poochyfud continued in the semi main event. The brawler has been fighting hard to retain the title, but Mr. Poochyfud has made it his personal mission to destroy him for siding with S.S.A.D. Caveboy! would be the opponent and the EBW 2nd Belt would be on the line. This match was very much like the first encounter they had for the title. SWIFT's signature match dominance was there, as was Caveboy!'s..........dumbfounded blank stare. SWIFT looked to have things wrapped up until S.T.U poured out of the locker room to attack him and back him up against the ropes. Mr. Poochyfud grabbed the mic.

Mr. Poochyfud: SWIFT you are just making things worse! If you won't conform to my demands, I will see to it that you are taken out in every match you have. Cherish that belt for as long as you can because I have a plan. You won't escape the inevitable.....I promise!



The main event promised to be an exciting and fresh encounter, but it was not to be. Franky and Poo had been left out of the show as a punishment to try to keep them from using dirty tactics to win. Franky had not been seen at the event, but Poo was said to be very angry backstage. As the anticipated main event started to get going, Poo and S.T.U once again poured into the ring to attack both teams. The tag champs began to fight alongside Ness and Strong, but they were eventually forced out of the ring. Poo grabbed the mic and gave a cold stare towards Captain Strong.

Poo: Captain Strong you are a joke! You were a nobody before you had a title shot. You even have Franky giving you respect! You won't get any respect from me. I am better then you, I am better then my former "pal" Ness. I'm the best wrester in EBW and I am ready for my shot. Franky is in charge right now. He is the champ at the moment. When I get my shot we will see if he deserves it. Strong, you and I are going to headline the first ever EBW: X-cite, you better be ready to be humiliated!

Magical Trevor: He seems a bit angry. I'm glad I'm not on his bad side.

Poo: What are you talking about you robe wearing freak! I hate you too!

Magical Trevor: Ouch.....

Captain Strong: I'm not much for long winded speeches, so I'll be brief. Poo, you betrayed EBW and at EBW: X-cite justice will be served...


EBW "Civil War"
Twoson

1. Orange Shark Return Match
Jeff beat Orange Shark (6:12) with a roll-up pin.
2. Shark Hippie/Vargas/Pirate Bill beat Masked Kid/Foo/Chicken Man (14:02) when Pirate Bill hit the "Walk the plank" on Foo.
3. C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Picky Minch beat "High Voltage" Generator and Shadow (11:57) with a German Suplex Pin on Shadow.
4. Tag Team #1 Contender Match
Apple Kid/Pokey Minch beat Reno/Rude and Shark #1/Shark #2 (18:08) when Pokey hit the Piledriver on Shark #2
5. -More S.T.U Fury for Brawler Swift!- EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Brawler SWIFT beat Caveboy! (4:14) via DQ.
6. S.S.A.D vs. EBW
Ness/Captain Strong vs. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie (1:34) ended in a no contest.

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EBW.com

EBW: X-cite card and promotional poster revealed.



EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!


1. 10-Minute Time Limit match -Feel the C-X-J X-citement!
"Treasure Hunter" HOT vs. "High Voltage" Generator
2. Rishin Fliger is the Awesomeness!
Rishin Fliger/Picky Minch vs. Shadow/Vargas
3. Three team over-the-top rope rumble
Ness/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid vs. Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie/Brawler SWIFT vs. Franky/Mr. Andrews/Caveboy!
4. #1 Contender Match -Rising X-citement!-
Captain Strong vs. Poo

Notes:
-Generator has demanded another chance to get a title shot against HOT. Mr. Pirkle has told him that if he wins or draws in the opening 10 minute match against rival HOT, then he would be included in the title match at Civil War Climax. Either way it is a gutsy move by EBW to add that much anticipated match.
 

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War Crimes Fallout

EBW's biggest show so far is in the history books, and now the fallout will be felt....

FORMER EBW CHAMPION FRANKY IS MISSING?

After what many have called "one of EBW's best matches" had ended, Franky stumbled his way to the back and hasn't been seen since. Sharks Terror Unit have been in a scramble to find the leader of the faction, but no word yet on where he has gone or if he will participate on the upcoming tour.

PICKY MINCH ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR AN EXCUSION. WILL RETURN AS HEAVYWEIGHT?

Picky Minch called into EBW HQ today to announce his plans to go on a learning excusion. He plans to perfect his fighting style and perhaps even return as a heavyweight. His last match before the excusion will at the next EBW: X-cite show.

EBW: X-CITE LINEUP

The next EBW: X-cite will really be an action packed show. The opening bout will show off what the C-X-J division has to offer as we near the start of the Double Feature tour and the dual tournaments. The new champ, Captain Strong, will lead team EBW to battle against team S.T.U. Picky Minch will have his farewell match against his mentor Rishin Fliger. The main event will feature Magical Trevor and Dynamic Dougie accepting a title challenge against Shark #1 and Shark #2.

Plus be sure to tune in for...
-The announcement of the #1 contender for the EBW Heavweight Championship.
-The next installment of WTP
-What will Brawler SWIFT do now that he has suffered a loss to S.T.U?
-Will we hear from the former champ about his loss?



EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Prelude to the Best of the C-X-J! -Over the top rope rumble-
HOT vs. Generator vs. Shadow vs. Foo vs. Pirate Bill vs. Masked Kid vs. Chicken Man
2. Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid vs. Poo/Mr. Andrews/Caveboy!/Orange Shark
3. Picky Minch Farewell for now!
Picky Minch vs. Rishin Fliger
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. Shark #1/Shark #2

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Stephen Pentros: Welcome to EBW: X-cite! This is the post "War Crimes" edition and right now it looks like things are already picking up! Brawler SWIFT is chasing Mr. Andrews down the ramp and into the crowd!

Trevor Vahn: I've said time and time again not to make SWIFT mad. Now we're all going to get a beating.

Stephen Pentros: Brawler SWIFT was cheated out his title by Mr. Andrews at "War Crimes" and I think this is a little payback! Now look, the Sharks and S.S.A.D have come out to brawl as well! This is out of control.



Trevor Vahn: I would run from SWIFT even if he wasn't weilding that bat. That guy gives me the creeps.

Stephen Pentros: What a way to kick off X-cite, but up next is the official announcement of who you the fans voted to be the #1 contender for the EBW Heavyweight Championship.

Trevor Vahn: Captain Strong won the gold at "War Crimes". I put 50 bucks on him so it was good night for all.

Stephen Pentros: Everyone except former champ Franky, who has yet to be seen since that epic battle. Mr. Pirkle is on his way to the ring with the new champion Captain Strong. Let's listen in to what he has to say.

Mr. Pirkle: First of all I would like to say thank you to all the fans who tuned in to see "War Crimes" Thanks to you Boogaloo! TV has assured us that they will allow us to air many more special shows. Next, I would like to congratulate Captain Strong on his title win. You have helped EBW fight everything that has been in our way and you deserve this. Now onto the business at hand. The Double Feature tour is upon us, where we will be holding two tournaments at the same time. We have an entire roster ready to take part in these tournaments, however one wrestler must sit out the tournament and prepare for a shot at the title. That wrestler is.............NESS!



Stephen Pentros: So the silent protagonist is the new #1 contender! Will the former ace of EBW be able to climb the mountain once again? Look, Poo is coming out of the entrance. He can't be happy about this.

Poo: So you fans have picked Ness to take on the champ?!? What could you possibly be thinking? Ness had his chance at the top, but he has lost his edge. EBW has grown and become too much for Ness to handle. Franky hasn't been seen since his loss to Captain Strong, so I have taken it upon myself to become the new ace for the Sharks Terror Unit! As the new leader I will take EBW down, win the Best of the best of the best tournament, and make you all regret not voting for me!

Captain Strong: I believe as the champ it is my turn to talk. Poo, you have yet to impress me since turning traitor on EBW. Prove that you are something worth worrying about, don't just talk about it. Ness, you and I have battled together since EBW was created, but this is business. I will do my best to keep this belt and I expect you to do your best to take it from me.

Ness: .....

Captain Strong: Oh yeah......you don't talk. Why is that anyway?

Ness: ....I don't really have much to say......but I will use this chance to rise up to the top of EBW once again.

Stephen Pentros: When Ness decides to speak he certainly means business. It will be exciting to see these two clash. Our first match of the night will be a preview of the upcoming Best of the C-X-J tournament. These guys have worked hard to get this far and they deserve it. Tonight, be prepared to see some high flying action. It's C-X-J Rumble time!



Prelude to the Best of the C-X-J! -Over the top rope rumble-
HOT vs. Generator vs. Shadow vs. Foo vs. Pirate Bill vs. Masked Kid vs. Chicken Man

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The C-X-J action was intense in the top rope rumble. Chicken Man and Pirate Bill were quick to be eliminated and Foo was taken out not long after. With four wrestlers left in the ring, it became more of a grounded brawl with HOT and Generator continuing their fued, while Shadow and Masked Kid fought. A brief partnership formed between HOT and Generator, as they attacked the other two competitors and tossed them out of the ring. As HOT finished off Shadow, Generator was quick to grab HOT and toss him head first out of the ring. Generator had won the top rope rumble.
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Stephen Pentros: Generator has won the rumble and gotten some serious momentum heading into the tournament. Wait......i'm hearing that both Generator and the C-X-J champ are backstage with Nerdler. Let's check it out.



HOT: What is your problem Generator? You had your shot and you got beat. Deal with it!

Generator: Deal with it? I don't think so! Picky is the one who got pinned. I still deserve a title shot.

HOT: Why don't you try and be more of a team player?

Generator: I don't play for your team HOT. Who made you king of the C-X-J division anyways? I don't trust you. You have shifty eyes and that bothers Mr. High Voltage. I want you to know that you are going down in this tournament.....good luck trying to make it to the finals.

Nerdler: Um........did I even need to be here?

Trevor Vahn: Those guys looked ticked. I have this odd feeling that they don't like each other.

Stephen Pentros: What was your first guess.....wait....now I'm hearing that we got more backstage activity! Our cameraman has caught up with SWIFT and Mr. Andrews!



Stephen Pentros: Things are not looking good for the 2nd Belt Champion. What is looking good is our next match though.

Trevor Vahn: Awesome segway......

Stephen Pentros: Captain Strong will lead team EBW against team S.T.U in 4-man tag action.



Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid vs. Poo/Mr. Andrews/Caveboy!/Orange Shark

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The tension was high as these two teams clashed. Strong and Poo kicked it of with a long staredown before the brawling began. Every man had a chance to get in the ring and show their skill, however Poo made it a mission to get in there and tackle every EBW guy. Poo's newfound fury was unleashed the most on Apple Kid who was forced to tap out to a surprise ankle lock.
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Stephen Pentros: Poo has just backed up his claims about making things difficult. The champ has lost his first match since winning the belt, and while he wasn't directly pinned you know he got the massage. Poo is on a warpath!

Trevor Vahn: That was some slick ankle lock he caught on Apple Kid.

Stephen Pentros: Indeed it was. Let's hope that EBW can rebound from that loss and really bring it during the upcoming tournament. I'm receiving word that Nerdler is in the back with The W00t. Let's listen in.



Nerdler: I am here........

The W00t: Yes, you are here Nerdling......taking up space once again. I am here to announce that I will be postponing my search for a proper challenger until a later date while I work on perfecting some seriously challenging trivia. I am a man of trivia and mystery. You have no idea what I have in store for EBW. You don't even know when WTP will return! It could be a year from now or it could be next week.

Nerdler: Is it next week?

The W00t: ...........yes........this interview is over!

Stephen Pentros: That W00t is some character. Third match of the night is a very special one. Picky Minch will be taking some time away from EBW to go on an excursion and improve his skills. Before he goes though, The 10-year-old supernova will face his mentor Rishin Fliger in a farewell match.

Picky Minch Farewell for now!
Picky Minch vs. Rishin Fliger

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This was a top notch example of teacher vs. student. Rishin Fliger is well known for his undefeated streak, and made it clear that his student had improved, but not to the level of Fliger as he put Picky Minch away with the Fliger bomb.
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Stephen Pentros: That was an impressive display from Picky Minch. He may have lost but that is why he is going on the excursion. All of us at EBW wish you luck in your training Picky Minch. Good Luck!



Stephen Pentros: Our final match of the night is a tag title match. The Sharks have been laying low lately but now they are back and look like they mean business. They have challenged S.S.A.D, who have been in a bit of a slump as they have been struggling to maintain their place atop the tag team division. Will they be able to prevail? Let's find out now.

EBW Tag Team Championship
Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. Shark #1/Shark #2

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The main event promised to entertain and it lived up to the anticipation.  The suave duo brought out their A-game for this encounter and took it to the challengers. The Sharks showed no signs of ring rust though, and managed to fight back. The experience factor began to work in the Sharks favor, as they made alot of tags and kept things fast paced, while Trevor and Dougie began to wear out. The champs were able to rally at the end though and looked to make the defense.......until Poo came to ringside and and grabbed Dougie's ankle, which distracted him long enough to get caught in the reverse Sharkdriver. 1-2-3 New Champions.
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Stephen Pentros: I don't believe it! The Sharks have become the new tag champs thanks in part to a little help from their leader.

Trevor Vahn: That just sucks in so many ways!

Stephen Pentros: Now here comes Shark #3 to assist in the beating on the former champs. This is just brutal. Poo has got Dougie caught in an ankle lock and he's not letting go! Somebody stop this carnage!



Stephen Pentros: Folks, Poo has made his mark tonight. Who knows what to expect from S.T.U now. We got to go but before we do I am being told that we are going to take one final look at the action going on backstage with SWIFT and Mr. Andrews.



Brawler SWIFT: So......Mr. Andrews......are we having fun yet?

Mr. Andrews: You're insane!

Brawler SWIFT: Haven't you figured that out yet? So what do you say.....do I get my rematch next week? I could always continue smashing your head in.

Mr. Andrews: Ok! Ok! You got it!

Brawler SWIFT: Ha! I knew you would see things my way. See you next week...

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Prelude to the Best of the C-X-J! -Over the top rope rumble-
Generator won the rumble. (6:54)
2. Poo/Mr. Andrews/Caveboy!/Orange Shark beat Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid (13:02) when Poo submitted Apple Kid with an Ankle Lock.
3. Picky Minch Farewell for now!
Rishin Fliger beat Picky Minch (8:45) with a Fliger bomb.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Magical Trevor/Dynamic Dougie(c) (14:19) when Shark #1 hit the reverse Sharkdriver on Dynamic Dougie to become the new Tag Team Champions.

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1. Dynamic Dougie's ankle is broken!



After last nights attack from Poo, Dynamic Dougie has told EBW.com that he has suffered a broken ankle and will be out for several weeks. This means that Dougie is out of the Best of the best of the best tournament, and the future of S.S.A.D is uncertain. We wish Dougie the best of luck in his recovery.

2. Tournament participants and first two cards revealed!

Best of the best of the best 2007
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Magical Trevor
Poo
Pokey Minch
Apple Kid
Orange Shark
Brawler SWIFT
Caveboy!
Mr. Andrews

Best of the C-X-J
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HOT
Generator
Chicken Man
Shadow
Pirate Bill
Masked Kid
Foo
Vargas



EBW Double Feature Tour
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1. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Masked Kid vs. Vargas
2. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Brawler SWIFT vs. Orange Shark
3. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
HOT vs. Chicken Man
4. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Magical Trevor vs. Pokey Minch
5. Generator/Foo vs. Shadow/Pirate Bill
6. Captain Strong/Ness vs. Poo/Caveboy!

EBW Double Feature Tour
Threed

1. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Caveboy! vs. Mr. Andrews
2. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Shadow vs. Foo
3. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Poo vs. Apple Kid
4. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Pirate Bill vs. Generator
5. HOT/Masked Kid vs. Vargas/Chicken Man
6. Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch/Brawler SWIFT vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3/Orange Shark

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DOUBLE FEATURE TOUR!





EBW began its Double Feature tour today, where two tournaments would begin to find out who is a top contender in both the heavyweight and C-X-J divisons. A record breaking crowd came to see the early stages of the tournaments today. It seems that with television exposure comes increased attendance.

The opening bout would be a Best of the C-X-J round 1 encounter, pitting Masked Kid against Vargas. Vargas showed why he aligned himself with Shadow, by attacking ruthlessly and cutting Masked Kid open early. But "The Kid" impressed the fans with his resilience and managed to put away Vargas with a Camel Clutch. Masked Kid moves on to round 2, in what was described as a bit of an upset. Masked Kid was heard backstage saying that he would use his newly perfected submission skills to win the tournament and become EBW's best C-X-J star.

The first of the round 1 Best of the best of the best encounters was a one-sided match, when Brawler SWIFT dominated Orange Shark. The former EBW 2nd Champ took out all of his frustration out on Orange Shark, and made quick work of him with his new Muscle Buster finisher. After the match Brawler SWIFT picked up Orange Shark and dropped him once again with the Muscle Buster. It's obvious who that was directed to.



The C-X-J champion HOT would be up next as he looked to move on in the tournament at Chicken Man's expense. It was a strong encounter, complete with all the high flying the fans expected from the opponents, but HOT was able to overcome Chicken Man and finish him off with a picture perfect Shooting Star Press.



One of the feature matches that fans had been waiting for was up next. Magical Trevor would clash with Pokey Mich to advance in the tournament. Magical Trevor is having the worst week of his career. With Picky gone, Dougie injured, and the future of S.S.A.D in question things are not looking good for the suave magician. However, Magical Trevor was last years Bobob winner and promised the fans that he would be back to defend the crown. The encounter was everything the fans had hoped for and more. Magical Trevor displayed a more detirmined attitude and was relentless in his offense. Pokey was able to bounce back and use his bulk to throw Trevor around, but during one attempt to do so Trevor grabbed Pokey's arm and caught him in his new submission finisher, the Trevor Triangle Choke! Pokey had no choice but to submit and Trevor advanced to the second round. After the match Magical Trevor stood in the middle of the ring with an S.T.U banner and ripped it in half. This is a new side of Trevor, and the fans seem to be behind him more then ever!

Now that the tournament matches for the day were over, it was time for the first of two tag matches. The odd couple pairing of Generator and Foo would face off against Shadow and Pirate Bill of Fear and Terror. This was yet another impressive clash that ended with Generator hitting an incredible top rope finisher which he later called the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. The C-X-J star looks prepared for his upcoming tournament match in Threed.

The main event would see champion and challenger Captain Strong and Ness face off against new S.T.U leader Poo and the behemoth Caveboy! This is another of those feature matchs that the fans came to see and they were not disappointed. The match was off the charts and it was anybodies game....until an expected factor made its presence. Magical Trevor ran to the ring and took out Caveboy! with a Double Axehandle before attacking Poo. Ness and Captain Strong tried to break it up, but Trevor surprisingly pushed them back and continued to brawl with Poo. Because of the interference the match ended in a no contest.



It was an exciting day that ended in controversy. Will Magical Trevor explain his actions? Tune in to EBW X-cite this week and find out!

EBW Double Feature Tour
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1. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Masked Kid beat Vargas (8:08) with a Camel Clutch.
2. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Brawler SWIFT beat Orange Shark (6:19) with a Muscle Buster.
3. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
HOT beat Chicken Man (10:04) with a Shooting Star Press.
4. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Magical Trevor beat Pokey Minch (14:11) with the Trevor Triangle Choke.
5. Generator/Foo beat Shadow/Pirate Bill (12:56) when Generator hit the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Pirate Bill.
6. Captain Strong/Ness vs. Poo/Caveboy! (18:48) went to a no contest.

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Magical Trevor invades EBW HQ!



Magical Trevor invaded EBW HQ today to continue his recent hostile actions towards S.T.U. After spray painting all of S.T.U's pictures, Trevor announced that he would explain his actions on the next episode of EBW: X-cite.

Picky's excursion begins with 2-day trip to Very Bloody Wrestling.

Picky Minch began his excursion with a trip to local indy Very Bloody Wrestling. His first night wasn't very successful, with a loss against VBW ace Slayer.


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VBW
Polestar Elementary

-Non-title Match
Slayer beat Picky Minch (11:23) with a Barbed wire Chokehold.
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He fared better his second night, with a pinfall win over Bob the uber blob.


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VBW
Polestar Elementary

-Triple Turmoil
Picky Minch beat Bob the uber blob and Slayer (14:04) with a German suplex pin on Bob the uber blob.
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These hardcore matches are giving the 10-year-old supernova much needed experience as well as opening up relations between EBW and VBW. We will keep you posted on Picky's further excusion matches.

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EBW continues with new working partnership with VBW!



Mr. Pirkle met with VBW owner Mr. Shifty I. Gangster today to announce  that a continued working partnership would be happening. Pokey Minch would be heading down to join his brother Picky to main event the next show against VBW Champion Slayer and Bob the uber blob. In return VBW will be sending a wrestler to compete against Magical Trevor at the next EBW: X-cite show.

VBW
Polestar Elementary

-Minch Brothers invade!
Picky Minch/Pokey Minch vs. Slayer/Bob the uber blob

EBW X-cite Card!

The next episode of EBW will be one to remember with Magical Trevor's explaination for his recent actions and Brawler SWIFT's rematch for the title. Plus, the WTP 2nd round and finals, which will lead up to The W00t's in ring debut!



1. VBW First Strike
Magical Trevor vs. ?
2. W00t! It's time to fight!
The W00t vs. Winner of WTP contest
3. 15-Min Time Limit -Rush for the win!-
Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch vs. Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2
4. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -SWIFT's chance for REVENGE! Fight for payback!-
Mr. Andrews(c) vs. Brawler SWIFT

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Stephen Pentros: Happy Thanksgiving and welcome to this special edition of EBW: X-Cite! As you can see we food, drinks, pilgrims, and native americans all around the ring. My broadcast partner Trevor Vahn is busy chowing down with some lucky fans so I'll be calling all the action today! We're going to kick things off Magical Trevor taking on Bob the uber blob of Very Bloody Wrestling. Magical Trevor has shown a new attitude lately and promised to explain recent actions on this broadcast, so let's see what happens.

VBW First Strike
Magical Trevor vs. Bob the uber blob

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VBW made its first strike against EBW......and failed. Magical Trevor brought his new attitude with him as he faced off against Bob the uber blob. Bob attempted to use his bulk to push around Trevor, but the "Magical one" utilized the same strategy that he used to beat the bulky Pokey Minch just days ago to bring the pain to Bob and force him to tap to the Trevor Triangle Choke.
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Stephen Pentros: What an impressive display from Magical Trevor! The new attitude and submission finisher seemed to have revitalized him. It looks like he is grabbing the mic so let's listen in.



Magical Trevor: In case you didn't know by now, i'm not happy. For the first time ever...the Magical one is not feeling suave. I'm feeling ticked off! My faction has fallen apart and the bad guys broke my buddy's ankle. Now, with Dougie out of action, I can't even use the car pool lane to get to the arena! Do you have any idea how bad traffic is?! I used to be on top of EBW....I think it's time to climb back up. The super suave magician has been reignited and I'm looking to pay back S.T.U. EBW should stay out of my way too. S.S.A.D is officially dead....I'm going to be doing this alone. For now on you will see a new Magical Trevor, a Magical Trevor who is a wrestler first and a magician second.........well make that wrestler first, sexy beast second, and magician third. Oh, I forgot hat enthusiast, but no time to dwell on that now. I'm off to seek justice......but first I'm gonna get some of that turkey over there.......and spend some time at that keg......and then JUSTICE!!!

Stephen Pentros: Well there you have it. Magical Trevor is a man on a mission. Next up will be the 2nd and final rounds of WTP! The W00t has just entered the ring with Jeff, Apple Kid, and Orange Shark.



The W00t: So The W00t was thinking, as I do alot, that my trivia is way too impressive to use for this. It might take you days just to grasp the question let alone answer it. That's why I decided to make it very very easy. Apple Kid and Orange Shark, to make it to the finals all you have to do is make a guess. I have next to me, a barrell full of jellybeans. Whoever guesses the number closest to the actual amount will move on to the final round to face Jeff. So let's have........make your guess!

Orange Shark: This is stupid..........I'm way too smart for this......337.

Apple Kid: This is an easy one. As a jellybean expert I can say that you have 412 beans in that barrel.

The W00t: .........That's incredible.......I didn't think you'd guess the exact amount. Well. Apple Kid wins so Orange Shark, get out of the ring before I get my gun!

Orange Shark: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Woot: It is finals time! The both of you will be given one question. Whoever answers it first will face me in the ring tonight! It's a very simple question....EBW trivia........."Which EBW wrestler has the worst win/loss record?"

Apple Kid: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm........ ???

Jeff: *Sigh* ...........I do....

The W00t: CORRECT! You have the worst win/loss record in EBW history! What a coincidence that my first match would be against the wrestler with the worst record in EBW. Well Jeff, get ready cause I'm about to add another loss to your record.

W00t! It's time to fight!
The W00t vs Jeff

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The W00t's debut match impressed many fans, as he made quick work of Jeff. Jeff tried best to twart the EBW newcomer, but The W00t's vast repetoire of moves, counters, and holds proved to be too much. The W00t finished off Jeff with his W00tinoku Driver #2 finisher.
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Stephen Pentros: Now that's what I call a debut. The W00t has backed up his claims of an impressive moveset! I can't wait to see what The W00t has in store for EBW next. Coming up is a big 6-man tag match with a 15 minute time limit. The EBW Heavyweight Champion Captain Strong, will lead Ness and Pokey Minch as they take on Poo and the Sharks.

15-Min Time Limit -Rush for the win!-
Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch vs. Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2

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With a 15 minute time limit you could tell that the opponents in this encounter would be in a rush to gain the upper hand. Most of the action was between Strong and Poo, but Ness made a blind tag at one point to get a shot at his long time rival. Poo in turn made it his mission to attempt to break another ankle. After taking out Dynamic Dougie last week, Poo has changed his fighting style to add more set ups to the ankle hold. The new style allowed Poo to catch Pokey Minch in the ankle lock. Pokey seemed poised to tap but the time limit ran out just in time to save him. After the match the combatants continued to brawl, until Magical Trevor ran out to the ring in a new costume and hit Poo with the Trevorplex! before running Shark #1 and #2 out of the ring.
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Stephen Pentros: Magical Trevor has just taken out the S.T.U leader! He's got a new costume on, probably to symbolize this next phase in his career. He's grabbed a mic so let's listen in.



Magical Trevor: I told you it was time for justice! I'm talking Chuck Norris style justice....like the kind of justice that kicks you in the face! That's what anyone who gets in my way can expect for now on. Poo I got two words for ya........UBER PWNAGE!

Stephen Pentros: EBW is out of control people! S.S.A.D might be dead but Trevor is alive and kicking! Now onto the big feature of this episode of X-cite......the MAIN EVENT! Brawler SWIFT will attempt to seek payback against Mr. Andrews and S.T.U. I've been told that Mr. Andrews has asked S.T.U to stay in the back, as he plans on dealing with SWIFt by himself. Let's see what happens...

EBW 2nd Belt Championship -SWIFT's chance for REVENGE! Fight for payback!-
Mr. Andrews(c) vs. Brawler SWIFT

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This was the long drawn out brawl that every fan hoped it would be. Mr. Andrews has been the most successful wrestler when it comes to battling the Brawler. His win over SWIFT may have been dirty, but that doesn't take away the fact that every time they battle, Mr. Andrews tends to do a little better. SWIFT was out for revenge and busted out his hardest hitting offense. In the end, despite recent improvement, Brawler SWIFT was able to win the match with the Muscle Buster. Brawler SWIFT is the 2nd Belt Champion once again.
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Stephen Pentros: SWIFT wins it again! Brawler SWIFT has regained the title and gotten revenge on Mr. Andrews. You have to give credit to Mr. Andrews though, he fought a clean fight and took SWIFT to the limit. That wraps up this Thanksgiving edition of EBW: X-cite. From all of us at EBW I'd like to wish you a.......wait a minute The W00t is running to the ring with a bat in hand! The W00t has smashed that bat into SWIFT's head! What could The W00t be thinking?!?!



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Boogaloo TV!

1. VBW First Strike
Magical Trevor beat Bob the uber blob(5:14) with the Trevor Triangle Choke.
2. W00t! It's time to fight!
The W00t beat Jeff (6:55) with the W00tinoku Driver #2.
3. 15-Min Time Limit -Rush for the win!-
Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch vs. Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2 (15:00) went to a time limit draw.
4. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -SWIFT's chance for REVENGE! Fight for payback!-
Brawler SWIFT beat Mr. Andrews(c) (24:02) with the Muscle Buster to become the new 2nd Belt Champion.

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EBW unveils its brand new HQ! A surprise guest visits Mr. Pirkle!



Mr. Pirkle allowed several members of the local press and various wrestling magazines to tour the brand new EBW HQ. The large office will serve as the command center for all future EBW endevours. The grand opening of the new HQ went off without a hitch until an unexpected guest arrived...



Mr. Pirkle: Wha........what the hell Trevor?!?! The door is right over there!!!

Magical Trevor: This is no time for doors Pirkle! I am here to talk business.

Mr. Pirkle: *sigh*......what do you want to talk to me about?

Magical Trevor: When does the suave supernova get his chance to kick Poo in the face?

Mr. Pirkle: Huh?

Magical Trevor: I want a match against Poo!

Mr. Pirkle: Why couldn't you just say that in the first place? I understand your situation Trevor, and I'll book the match as long as you can promise me you won't cause any more damage to the new HQ.

Magical Trevor: I PROMISE NOTHING!!!

Mr. Pirkle: *Sigh*...well just the same I need a main event for the next EBW: X-cite, so that's is when you get your match.

Magical Trevor: Spiffy!

Meanwhile in another part of EBW HQ, Poo and the Sharks were up to no good.



Poo: S.T.U is in the house! Just making sure everyone understands that this is S.T.U HQ. I hear that Magical Trevor is he to get a match with me. After the stuff he has pulled lately, I'd be more then happy to fight him.

CP MUNK TO MAKE EBW DEBUT AT NEXT SHOW!



Current VBW Nex Division Champion CP Munk is set to make his debut with EBW at the next show. This is yet another of the recent talent exchanges being made between EBW and local indy Very Bloody Wrestling. VBW's Nex division is the equivilent to EBW's C-X-J divison so expect to see some fast paced high flying action. His debut match will be against F.A.T member Shark Hippie. Below is the updated card for the next show.

EBW Double Feature Tour
Threed

1. CP Munk hits EBW!
CP Munk vs. Shark Hippie
2. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Caveboy! vs. Mr. Andrews
3. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Shadow vs. Foo
4. Best of the best of the best Round 1
Poo vs. Apple Kid
5. Best of the C-X-J Round 1
Pirate Bill vs. Generator
6. HOT/Masked Kid vs. Vargas/Chicken Man
7. Captain Strong/Ness/Pokey Minch/Brawler SWIFT vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3/Orange Shark

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Breaking News! 2 Hour X-cite special and an end to the Civil War!



This is a big news day for EBW.com. Not only did Mr. Pirkle announce that the heavyweight title match will take place on a special 2-hour EBW: X-cite, but also that an end to the civil war is coming at the Saturn Dome show.

Mr. Pirkle: Today, it is my honor to announce that the Civil War will be coming to an end. Mr. Poochyfud and I agree that this conflict has gone on long enough and plan to end it at the big Saturn Dome show. It will be there that we decide who is really in charge of EBW. I am also happy to announce that Ness will defend his title against Magical Trevor during a very special 2-hour X-cite. This show will also serve as a prelude to the final battle in the civil war.

While the big dome show card has yet to be announced, the X-cite card has been revealed.

EBW: X-cite 2-hour special!
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. EBW vs. S.T.U
Apple Kid/Jeff vs. Orange Shark/Caveboy!
2. Four corners of C-X-J
HOT/CP Munk vs. Masked Kid/Foo vs. Generator/Chicken Man vs. Shadow/Vargas
3. EBW vs. S.T.U
Pokey Minch/Reno/Rude vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3
4.  EBW and SWIFT vs. S.T.U
Captain Strong/Brawler SWIFT vs. Poo/Mr. Andrews
5. EBW Heavyweight Championship
Ness(c) vs. Magical Trevor

EBW in VBW Results! Minch Brothers win tag gold!



EBW wrestlers invaded VBW today and made a big splash. First off CP Munk returned to his home promotion to team with up and comer Sabin Figaro against Shark Hippie and VBW rookie J-Rock. It was an exciting match with CP Munk taking down Shark Hippie with the Anaconda Cross Driver.



Magical Trevor accepted a challenge from Bob the uber blob to face him in a landmine deathmatch. It was a brutal encounter with Magical Trevor scoring the win with a brutal top rope powerbomb onto a landmine. After the match Trevor helped Bob to the back while both wrestlers got a round of applause from the fans.



In the main event the Minch Brothers captured the VBW Tag Team Championship against Flying Kamikaze A and Flying Kamikaze B. The result of this encounter means that Picky Minch will continue his excursion to VBW while Pokey will have to return often to defend the belts.  All in all this was one of VBW's biggest shows to date.



VBW
Polestar Elementary

1. CP Munk RETURNS!
CP Munk/Sabin Figaro beat J-Rock/Shark Hippie (13:02) when CP Munk hit the Anaconda Cross Driver on Shark Hippie.
2. Landmine Deathmatch
Magical Trevor beat Bob the uber blob (8:45) with a tope rope Powerbomb.
3. VBW Tag Team Championship
Pokey Minch/Picky Minch beat Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B(c) (15:33) when Pokey Minch hit a Piledriver on Kamikaze B to become the new VBW Tag Team Champions.

EBW releases new EBW opening video!

Today at EBW HQ, Mr. Pirkle premiered the brand new opening video for all EBW events. It is a look at where EBW is now and the trip it took to get here. You can watch the vid by clicking on the link below.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jbXLqqZhnhs

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Stephen Pentros: Welcome to this very special 2-hour edition of EBW: X-cite! I am Stephen Pentros the wrestling professor alongside T. Vizzle.

T. Vizzle: 2 hours of EBW goodness! I need to take a bathroom break before we get started. I'll be right back.

Stephen Pentros: But we are already.....started....anyways, tonight on the eve of EBW's biggest show ever, we will present to you several EBW versus S.T.U tag matches. Then, in our main event, Ness will attempt to defend his title against Magical Trevor. Our opening encounter will pit Apple Kid and Jeff against Orange Shark and Caveboy!



EBW vs. S.T.U
Apple Kid/Jeff vs. Orange Shark/Caveboy!

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The night started off with a hot encounter between EBW and S.T.U. Both of these teams have been on the losing end alot lately, so someone would have to step up to turn things around. Jeff made an attempt to be that person, as he charged at Caveboy! and attempted to chop him down any possible way. This turned out to be the downfall of the team though, as Caveboy! managed to get ahold of Jeff and take him out with a Powerbomb.
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Stephen Pentros: What a way to kick off the show. S.T.U may have won the match but I think we might be seeing the beginning of a more detirmined Jeff. Next up we got a very exciting Four corners of C-X-J match. 4 C-X-J tag teams will clash in one ring at the same time. Let's check it out!



Four corners of C-X-J
HOT/CP Munk vs. Masked Kid/Foo vs. Generator/Chicken Man vs. Shadow/Vargas

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With 8 C-X-J wrestlers in the ring at the same time you know you're going to see alot of action. This was an all out brawl with every wrestler showing off their impressive skills. The C-X-J champion and the VBW Nex division champion were able to pull of the win, when CP Munk tackled Chicken Man out of the ring which allowed HOT to catch Generator in the IGNITION Shining Armbar. Before any of the other wrestlers could break it up, Generator had no choice but to tap.
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Stephen Pentros: That was an impressive display by all involved. HOT managed to get some revenge on Generator who beat him to win the Best of the C-X-J tournament. I have been told that their will be some big news concerning the C-X-J division and the big Saturn Dome show coming soon to EBW.com so be sure to check in for that. Next up we have......well it looks like some sort of set has been built in the ring while I was talking......wow that was fast. Anyways, let's check out what's going on.



The W00t: Welcome to the first edition of Chattin' with the W00t! EBW needed a ratings boost so who better to boost them then the EBW 2nd Belt Champion. I've used my superior mind to remain undefeated, win the 2nd Belt, and now I have my own show. Things are looking good for The W00t. I'll tell ya whose having bad luck though......SWIFT. I felt he needed a little cheering up after being defeated by me, so I decided to make him my very first guest! Get out here SWIFTIE!



The W00t: Hi there SWIFT! I hope you don't mind the cops. They are here to keep things........civil. So....how are things going with EBW's favorite brawler?

Brawler SWIFT: Things will be a whole lot better when I get my hands around your scrawny neck.

The W00t: That reminds me....this show is for all ages so let's keep the language clean please.

Brawler SWIFT: You pansy son of a........

The W00t: Hey hey! This is my show SWIFT you show some respect.

Brawler SWIFT: You might get some respect from me if you man up and give me a one-on-one title match.

The W00t: That's not up to me SWIFT. You never know....maybe...Mr. Andrews deserves a shot.

Brawler SWIFT: Maybe you deserve to get your teeth knocked out!

The W00t: Now now SWIFT stay in the chair.....come on! This is my show!



Stephen Pentros: Well that certainly was an interesting first edition of Chattin' with the W00t. Next up is some 6-man EBW vs. S.T.U tag action!



EBW vs. S.T.U
Pokey Minch/Reno/Rude vs. Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3

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Pokey, Reno, and Rude teamed up to take on the Sharks in this 6-man tag match. It was an exciting brawl with alot of blood shed from Pokey, but the Sharks recent momentum helped them win the match, when Shark #3 hit the Shark Driver on Reno.
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Stephen Pentros: S.T.U wins another big tag match as we head closer to the end of the civil war at Saturn Dome. Our next match may be EBW's best chance to seek some revenge. Former EBW Heavyweight Champion Captain Strong will begin his comeback trail as he teams with Brawler SWIFT to take on Poo and Mr. Andrews.



EBW and SWIFT vs. S.T.U
Captain Strong/Brawler SWIFT vs. Poo/Mr. Andrews

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Brawler SWIFT and Captain Strong have both lost alot lately, and this would be their first chance at a rebound. Poo and Mr. Andrews were detirmined to continue S.T.U's winning streak for the night and keep EBW down. When the teams collided carnage ensued. The match could not be contained, as Captain Strong and Poo battled outside the ring. SWIFT rushed Mr. Andrews and looked to have him beat when he set him up for a Muscle Buster, but before he could land it both Strong and Poo were counted out resulting in a draw......SWIFT hit the Muscle Buster anyway.
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Stephen Pentros: That match was out of control! I wish we could have seen a winner but it was exciting none the less.

T. Vizzle: Ok, I'm back from the bathroom.....what did I miss?

Stephen Pentros: Just about everything.

T. Vizzle: Oh snaps....

Stephen Pentros: But you are lucky enough to have made it back for the main event. But first Nerdler is set to interview Magical Trevor about the upcoming match. Let's take it to the back.



Nerdler: I am here with Magical Trevor to discuss he upcoming title match. So Trevor how do you feel about the match?

Magical Trevor: Well I was in the locker room eating some Munchos when it occured to me just how big a match this is. I have been away from the title picture for a while so I forget how cool it is to be at the top. I'm ready though.......as soon as I finish off these Munchos I'm going to win the title once again! Booya baby!

Nerdler: Well that does it back here..........









Stephen Pentros: Looks like SWIFT is after The W00t again! But now it's time for the main event! Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for Ness vs. Magical Trevor!



EBW Heavyweight Championship
Ness(c) vs. Magical Trevor

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The main event turned out to be even more exciting then anticipated. Ness and Trevor went battled back and forth for several minutes. Neither wrestler would give up or give away any momentum. The crowd were on their feet when Ness hit the PSI ROCKIN and Trevor kicked out. Magical Trevor then hit the Trevorplex! only for Ness to kick out. The fans were 50/50 going into this match but as the minutes dragged on and Trevor refused to lose this match, they all began to cheer for him. Ness was caught off gaurd by this and that one sec of distraction allowed Magical Trevor to hit another Trevorplex!. Magical Trevor then picked up Ness and hit yet another Trevorplex! but before he could roll up Ness for the win, the time limit ran out.
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Stephen Pentros: Unbelievable! Magical Trevor and Ness fought the full 60 minutes! I can't believe were unable to see a clear winner. This was an incredible battle none the less. Magical Trevor and Ness are standing in the middle of the ring and it looks like they want to keep fighting! I say let the match continue! The fans seem to agree with me. Mr. Pirkle is coming out....let's hear what he has to say.



Mr. Pirkle: First off let's give Ness and Magical Trevor a big hand for their awesome battle. I hear you fans asking for this match to continue. As much as I would like that myself....I can't give it to you. I can attempt to offer something even bigger though. Our next show taking place at Saturn Dome needs a huge main event. I think I might have the perfect match. It will be Ness defending his title against Magical Trevor once again....only this time their will be no time limit.....and it will be 2 out of 3 falls! Gentlemen.....get ready for the biggest match of your lives!

EBW: X-cite 2-hour special!
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. EBW vs. S.T.U
Orange Shark/Caveboy! beat Apple Kid/Jeff (6:04) when Caveboy! hit a Powerbomb on Jeff.
2. Four corners of C-X-J
HOT/CP Munk beat Masked Kid/Foo, Generator/Chicken Man, Shadow/Vargas (20:13) when HOT hit the Ignition Shining Armbar on Generator.
3. EBW vs. S.T.U
Shark #1/Shark #2/Shark #3 beat Pokey Minch/Reno/Rude (13:54) when Shark #3 hit the Shark Driver on Reno.
4.  EBW and SWIFT vs. S.T.U
Captain Strong/Brawler SWIFT vs. Poo/Mr. Andrews (10:22) ended in a double countout.
5. EBW Heavyweight Championship
Ness(c) vs. Magical Trevor (60:00) ended in a time limit draw.

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EBW announces "Victory Explosion" PPV card!



Mr. Pirkle and Mr. Poochyfud met with the mayor of Saturn City to announce that the dome show, which will be called Victory Explosion, will be aired on PPV. The whole card has been revealed and it looks to be one of EBW's best. Other then the main event, fans can now look forward to an EBW vs. S.T.U final best of three series titled "Detonation". On top of the that comes the announcement that The W00t will defend his title against Brawler SWIFT in a No DQ match. Some of the biggest news of the day concerned the C-X-J Division. EBW will hold a mini tournament at Victory Explosion to detirmine the first ever C-X-J Tag Team Champions! CP Munk has also been given permission to defend his title against Chicken Man.



Later that day EBW wrestlers headed to Porky Park to ride the rides and promote the big show.



EBW.com caught up with C-X-J Champion HOT and Best of the C-X-J winner Generator as they put their differences aside to form a strategy for the upcoming PPV. HOT and Generator have been rivals but they must now put their differences aside as they have been paired together in the tournament.

Below is the big PPV EBW fans have been waiting for...

EBW: Victory Explosion
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. Countdown to Explosion -Loser gets fired!-
Jeff vs. Mr. Andrews
2. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final
Masked Kid/Foo vs. Shadow/Vargas
3. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final
"Treasure Hunter" HOT/"High Voltage" Generator vs. Shark Hippie/Pirate Bill
4. VBW Nex Division Championship
CP Munk(c)  vs. Chicken Man
5. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Tournament Final
? vs. ?
6. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1/Shark #2(c) vs. Reno/Rude
7. Detonation Part 1
Pokey Minch vs. Caveboy!
8. Detonation Part 2
Apple Kid vs. Orange Shark
9. Detonation Part 3
Captain Strong vs. Poo
10. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -No DQ-
The W00t(c) vs. Brawler SWIFT
11. VICTORY EXPLOSION -2 out of 3 Falls-
EBW Heavyweight Championship
Ness(c) vs. Magical Trevor

TnT! Trevor and Mr. T seen talking in Onett!



EBW.com caught up with Magical Trevor today as he was having a burger with the one and only Mr. T. They discussed Trevor training with T before his big match. They also discussed the possibility of Trevor forming a new faction. This is all speculative at this point but we do know that Mr. T will accompany Trevor to the ring at Victory Explosion.

Generator signs the contract for upcoming title match!



Generator met with Mr. Pirkle to sign the contract for an upcoming C-X-J title shot. Since Generator opted to not have his title shot at Victory Explosion, Mr. Pirkle will allow him to set the date for the match whenever he wants.

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EBW held it's biggest event ever today, and we got all the results right here on EBW.com. A packed Saturn Dome played host to a career changing night that would see many surprises and life changing events. The first battle pitted Jeff against Mr. Andrews in a prelude to the EBW-S.T.U war that would take place later on the card. The stipulation for this match stated that if you lost you would be immediatly fired even if your team won the best of three series, so both competitors had a fire lit under them. It was a surprisingly even contest but Mr. Andrews took control and looked to win, until Jeff escaped a hold and rolled up Mr. Andrews for the pin! Jeff wins the biggest match of his career and takes away Mr. Andrews job. Mr. Andrews was seen yelling at Jeff as he was dragged away by the police.



The next match was the first in a mini tournament for the C-X-J Tag Team Titles. Shadow and Vargas took on the underdog team of Masked Kid and Foo. "The Kid" and Foo have improved alot since their early days with EBW but they still can't get over the hurdle that is Shadow, as he put away Foo with the Shadow Driver.



The "All-Star" team of HOT and Generator took on Shark Hippie and Pirate Bill in the next tournament match. Despite being rivals, HOT and Generator managed to work well together during this match and made short work of their opponents. After the match they could be seen arguing though. Would they be able to hold it together for the finals?



Before we knew who the first EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions would be, CP Munk would defend his Nex Division title against Chicken Man. A small group of VBW wrestlers accompanied CP Munk to the ring as he represented the small but popular indy fed. Chicken Man came out alone and fought hard to win his first title, but CP Munk had too much momentum going for him and he beat Chicken Man with his signature Anaconda Cross Driver in his biggest match with EBW to date.



Next up would be the finals of the mini-tournament. Shadow and Vargas had the advantage of having more time to rest, but HOT and Generator are the top rated C-X-J division wrestlers so this would be a pretty even battle. Shadow and Vargas fought hard to wear down the dream team, which was made easier by the fact that HOT and Generator were breaking down quickly as a team and could not put together any sort of strategy. At one point Generator simply left the ring, leaving HOT alone to be double teamed and taked out with a the Shark Driver. The police would have to intervene to keep HOT and Generator from brawling outside the ring, as Shadow and Vargas celebrated the fact that they are now the first EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions!



Next up the heavyweight tag team gold would be on the line, as Reno and Rude challenged the Sharks. Reno and Rude recently returned from injury and had made big waves heading into this bout. The Sharks had improved too and this was made evident during this fight. Both teams put on an impressive display as they went move for move. The Sharks had their hands full but manged to pull it together and actually get the win over the Turks, when Rude was distracted by an injured Reno trying to stop Shark #2 from bringing a chair into the ring. This distraction allowed Shark #1 to hit the Shark Driver on Rude and get the win.



The time had come for the war to end....but who would come out on top. We would soon find out during this best of three series to detirmine once and for all, who is in charge of EBW. Things started off good for EBW when Pokey "out bulked" Caveboy! to pick up a win with a ring shaking Top Rope Splash.



But S.T.U were able to even things out when Orange Shark gained some revenge on rival Apple Kid and beat him with the Ornage Crush. This was quick battle but both competitors fought even harder then their first singles encounter. They could be seen shaking hands after the bout in a sign of renewed respect.



It would all come down to the final match. Captain Strong would take on S.T.U leader Poo in one of the PPVs more anticipated encounters. Both opponents know each other well and proved that as they went counter for counter and move for move. Captain Strong has struggled to gain momentum since his title loss, but the crowd got behind him as they all began to chant "EBW EBW EBW". The energy from the crowd gave Strong that extra push that allowed him to escape an ankle lock attempt by Poo and turn it into a Figure-4 Leglock. The crowd went wild as Poo struggled to escape, but in the end he had no choice but to give up the match and cost his team the civil war! A shocked Mr. Poochyfud looked on as his struggle to take over EBW had ended. Captain Strong may have lost his title but he has stopped S.T.U once and for all...



EBW had achieved its victory over S.T.U, but now was not the time to celebrate. The time had come for Brawler SWIFT to attempt to seek revenge of The W00t for costing him his title. This would be a No DQ match, so this was definatly SWIFT's environment. The W00t had a plan though. He quickly lured SWIFT away from the ring and towards the stage. Using the stage props, The W00t managed to inflict some damage but SWIFT would not be stopped from his goal of giving W00t a bloody beating.



The W00t continued to lure SWIFT farther backstage until the fight ended up going outside. As SWIFT and W00t battled, a helicopter could be seen closing in on them. It was at this time that W00t pushed SWIFT against the wall and proceeded to jump to the helicopter! The W00t laughed as he took over the controls of the helicopter and flew away. This was obviously W00t's plan but SWIFT wa not about to let him get away.



SWIFT chased the helicopter all the way to a landing pad.....only instead of landing the helicopter exploded! Police rushed to the sceneas the copter became engulfed in flames. This almost seemed like a horrible tragedy......except for the fact that no one was in the helicopter. SWIFT screamed for W00t to come out of hiding. No one knows if ending the match in a no contest was W00t's original plan or not, but it did mean that he would retain his title.



The main event was up next. This was it....the biggest match in EBW history. Magical Trevor and Ness would battle in a 2 out of 3 falls match in front of the biggest crowd EBW has ever had. Despite Ness being a fan favorite and "The Silent Protagonist", he was shocked to hear the crowd was almost completely behind Trevor. Mr. T kept his word and accompanied Trevor to the ring as did Dynamic Dougie, who was still wearing a foot cast.



As Ness and Magical Trevor stared each other down, the fans cheered in anticipation on the upcoming bout. The match that followed could easily be called EBW's best ever. The first 3 Ness-Trevor bouts paled in comparison to this fight. They rushed each other fast and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was back and forth encounter for a very long time. As Ness heard the crowd cheer Magical Trevor he started to get visibly angry. This anger caused him to increase the brutality of the match, as he repeatedly kick Magical Trevor in the face, causing him to bleed. The blood made its way to Trevor's eyes which blinded him enough for Ness to attempt the PSI Rockin! Trevor had the move scouted however, and dodged it before unleashing a kick of his own to Ness's face. This dazed Ness long enough for Trevor to pick him up for the Trevorplex! 1-2-3 Magical Trevor scored the first pin. At this point Ness exploded with anger as he got to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at the super suave magician. Magical Trevor took a beating at this point, allowing Ness to hit his PSI Rockin, get the pin, and tie things up 1-1. From their it would be more back and forth fighting, as Trevor had an explosion of his own. The crowd continued to grow louder and cheer Trevor. As they passed the 70 minute mark, Ness and Trevor showed no signs of giving up. After an exchange of finishers both opponents appeared to be out cold on the mat. Ness managed to stagger up first. Some of the crowd began to boo him, which left him stunned. The EBW Heavyweight Champion limped over to the turnbuckle and prepared to launch a match ending elbow drop, but at this point Magical Trevor lept up from the mat and climbed the turnbuckle. Magical Trevor and Ness battled it out atop the turnbuckle, back and forth. Ness struggled to fight off Trevor, but "The Suave One" proved that he had the greater heart and forcefully slammed Ness to the mat with a top rope Trevorplex! 1-2-3!!!!!! Magical Trevor had beaten Ness to once again become EBW Heavyweight Champion! The EBW locker room poured out to the ring to watch the aftermath of the long epic battle. Magical Trevor helped Ness to his feet and offered up a hand shake, but Ness just stared at Trevor and then the fans before he began to walk to the back. Mr. Poochyfud and S.T.U also came out as a group for the last time. Tonight was a night to remember and things in EBW have changed forever...



EBW: Victory Explosion
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. Countdown to Explosion -Loser gets fired!-
Jeff beat Mr. Andrews (8:13) with a rollup pin.
2. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final
Shadow/Vargas beat Masked Kid/Foo (12:33) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Foo.
3. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Tournament Semi Final
"Treasure Hunter" HOT/"High Voltage" Generator beat Shark Hippie/Pirate Bill (6:25) when HOT hit the IGNITION Shining Armbar on Shark Hippie.
4. VBW Nex Division Championship
CP Munk(c)  beat Chicken Man (11:29) with the Anaconda Cross Driver.
5. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship Tournament Final
Shadow/Vargas beat  "Treasure Hunter" HOT/"High Voltage" Generator (17:42) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on HOT to become the 1st EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1/Shark #2(c) beat Reno/Rude (12:24) when Shark #2 hit the Shark Driver on Rude.
7. Detonation Part 1
Pokey Minch beat Caveboy! (8:11) with a top rope splash.
8. Detonation Part 2
Orange Shark beat Apple Kid (9:56) with the Orange Crush.
9. Detonation Part 3
Captain Strong beat Poo (18:44) with a Figure-4 Leglock.
10. EBW 2nd Belt Championship -No DQ-
The W00t(c) vs. Brawler SWIFT (10:02) went to a no contest.
11. VICTORY EXPLOSION -2 out of 3 Falls-
EBW Heavyweight Championship
Magical Trevor beat Ness(c) (71:14) 2 falls to 1 with a Top Rope Trevorplex! to become the 6th EBW Heavyweight Champion.