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Machismo · 6/14/2020 12:41 am

Bashin Dan: Wins and losses, they all matter, but what matters most is what you do with them. I'm never going to stop until I'm the best. The mountain top is one thing, I've been there. Staying there, and making it your mountain top, and then reaching even higher places. That's what it's all about. That's why I'm looking to win. A battle with Mav Valentine gets the blood pumping.

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Tack Angel: The EBW Triple Crown World Championship, a title fit for the Star Prince. Ace of my Kingdom, and Ace in the ring. That's the goal. Always have to keep goals, like finding out where you go at night when you think you're asleep. Current goal of mine. No matter. I'm going to make sure the people remember what I'm made of. You can laugh, but I'll kick your head off. Don't forget. If you think you can take one of those full on, and be able to laugh it off, then like a blind waitress, I've got to hand it to you. That....that was bad. Cut that. Can we cut that?

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Cadmus: A Star Prince is unworthy of the crown, but a Dark Star Emperor is the man for the job. I put all my "extra resources" to work when the Forgotten came into town. I find myself with losses and lessons. Cadmus Enterprises, and my Dark Star Kingdom, will thrive when I crush Tack, and everyone else in that ring. Valentine, we were allies once, but that changes when I come after your newly won title. Soon to be MY newly won title.

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Vape: Is this a mistake? I'm in the match? You made a mistake right?

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Hotlanta: Same shit, different day. The world forgets about Hotlanta. You think I'm the also ran. You think I'm just a henchman. I'm a bad son of a bitch, and I'm tired of not getting my due. I've done whatever it takes to get my name etched into your brains. I don't much care for trying for any of you. I'll do it for myself. I'll win this match, beat Mav, and carve my name literally into the title belts that symbolize excellence in this war zone we call a ring!

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Vape: Seriously, is this a joke? What? Oh Swift was supposed to get the spot? Well now that makes sense. Just use my as a stand in. Oh no, I don't take it personally. Quite frankly, I'm honored.

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Generator: We struggle hard to find where we belong sometimes. I've jumped from group to group to get back to my roots. Do I look ridiculous in the mask and cape? Maybe. Do I care? I'm REALLY trying not to. Cause it's all about fun and electricity! If you don't enjoy what you're doing, why do it am I right? I don't want to win to prove anything. I want to win cause it's a dream. A dream to be a Triple Crown World Champion. I'll bring it back to the Legion, and Mr. Electricity will truly be reborn!

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Tack Angel: I want to apologize to blind people, waitresses, and especially blind waitresses for my off color joke. But now that I think about it, who would employ a blind waitress. She can't see you monsters! Give her something easier to do!

Tommy Dukes: Welcome back to Fourside for EBW: Xcite! It's great to be back! This is one of the cities we were barred from for a time, but we worked that out with the EWA, and now we're here to chug along on the hype train to the Great Eagleland Bash! It's an exciting and new time for EBW, because-

Mav Valentine: Because we have a NEW Triple Crown World Champion!

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! Mav?!

Mav Valentine: That's right! I'm here, and I'm ready to hit the ground running as World Champion. I want to make it clear, that I'm not going to get involved in the Battle Royale tonight. w00t tried to pull some strings, but I'm not looking to play favorites here. The BEST deserves the BEST. Survive the match, and get a shot at the title. Simple as that. Valentine out baby! *wink*

Tommy Dukes: A confident and young new champ in EBW. We still don't know where Trevor Mach is, or if he wants a rematch. We do know that tonight, we're going to get a #1 Contender. The six men you heard from previously will all compete for the right. Any outcome could lead to an interesting match, even Vape, cause you know....why not right?

Nerma: Also tonight, we have a big match with the women of EBW, as World Champion Christina Angel, Television Champion Hope Mach, and Gold, take on Erica, Duvalie, and Kaie of Eisenritter. Plus, we're told that tonight, the women of EBW must take the knee. I'm refusing myself if she asks, so if this is my last night on the job, it's been an honor to call wrestling for the last 14 years. Truly. Well kind of. Sometimes it's been shi-

Tommy Dukes: We got some great action for you tonight, so let's get underway aaaaaand....LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

Nerma: You really want to get that over don't you?

Tommy Dukes: I'm working on getting my own t-shirt.

Nerma: That'll be great when you're the sole source of income for us.

Tommy Dukes: I know right? By the way....are you aware that Death is sitting next to you?

Nerma: Huh?

Death: Sup.

Nerma: AH!

Death: AH!

Nerma: What the hell?! It's just....THAT Death.

Death: Oh, I don't go by Death anymore. I'm Larry.....Larry Grim.

Tommy Dukes: Larry Grim huh?

Larry Grim: Yep. See? The name changed already. Yeah, so it turns out people just die now, and don't need reapers to take them to the afterlife, so I'm permanently out of the job. It's totally fine. I was getting bored anyways. I mean, I was one of the newer ones, but I figure 200,000 years on the job, I should have been given some sort of severance package.

Nerma: Larry?

Larry Grim: Yes?

Nerma: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

Larry Grim: Oh right! We should talk about that. Well...I'm working in the commentary rotation now! Haha! We're co-workers now!

Tommy Dukes and Nerma: Oooooh boy!

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
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1. Women's Singles: Kyoko the Love Shocker beat Eve via DQ
-Opening match saw Kyoko the Love Shocker take on Eve Eisen, in a battle of the newcomers. Eve tried to flex and showboat, making fun of the eye patch of the one eyed Kyoko, but the Love Shocker was fast on her feet, using a series of trips to infuriate Eve. Eventually, she called on the simps at ringside to get involved, not only causing a DQ, but causing simp bucks to rain down on an indifferent Eve.

Nerma: Pathetic. Eve Eisen is strong, and she's got a great physique, but she's just showboating for her simps. Guys, get actual girlfriends! You're wasting your damn lives!

Larry Grim: Wonderful showing from Kyoko the Love Shocker. I used to see her grinding the rails, just waiting for her to roll into traffic and get clobbered on her blind side, but it never happened.

Nerma: .....

Tommy Dukes: Can we not talk about the previous so much. Reminds me that I'm sitting next to a former Grim Reaper.

Larry Grim: Does it help that I'm the only one left?

Tommy Dukes: Not at all really.

2. 3-Way: Poison Jam beat Dubroski and Dirk Laramie[x] via Poison Rana -> Pin
-The winning ways of The Legion continued in a 3-Way showcase of newer talent, when Poison Jam hit an amazing Poison Rana off the turnbuckle to Dirk Laramie, giving him a loss, and Magnum PT a hearty laugh on the outside.

Tommy Dukes: Wow, that's great work from Poison Jam. He may look silly with the blue costume and the overalls and the roller blades, but the big guy is fast and agile. He's doing stuff the smaller guys do. That's a talent to keep an eye on.

Larry Grim: We sometimes forget that Dirk Laramie seems to be the replacement for Magnum PT, which isn't making him happy. Even his mentor Dick Wagner has traded up for Dirk Laramie, this is of course when he's not trying to fix a broken relationship with his daughter Lt. Lacy Wagner behind the scenes.

Tommy Dukes: Let me guess....you wa-

Larry Grim: Watch the product yes.

Tommy Dukes: Right.

Larry Grim: Big fan of Vape.

Tommy Dukes: REALLY?!

3. Singles: Amigo beat Switchback via Dead Lift Hagen Suplex -> Pin
-World Tag Champion Amigo put a halt to the advance of The Legion, with a big win in one-on-one competition over Switchback. The blader's style was hard to lock down, but when Amigo finally got him to the mat, he rolled him amateur style, and put the work in on his legs. With Switchback having trouble getting up, Amigo was happy to assist, using a Dead Lift Hagen Suplex to pin him for the win.

Tommy Dukes: That's a win for Amigo! Great match, but Switchback showed us all the high risk involved in his style. He had Amigo confused and overwhelmed at first, but given the chance to take him off his feet, it became Amigo's fight. Of course, we have Maurice watching from the shadows. That guy never gives up. Does he still want a piece of Amigo and Mike? Maybe he's out here for the challenge against Jammer? Here comes the Challenge Champion now. He's got an open challenge laid out for his weekly title defense. Remember, every defense increases the winner's purse for the Champion. Wait no...he's walking off. Then...who is going to be challenging?

Larry Grim: Look. Here he comes. It's...it's gotta be CADE!

Tommy Dukes: ...Yeeeeah.

4. EBW Challenge Championship: Cade beat Jammer(c) via Cadebreaker -> Pin
-A battle of the former friends in Dan Club, and the two most recent men able to topple the "Dangerous Player" Bashin Dan. A fantastic showing between two fighters that know each other well. The viciousness of Cade shown throughout, as he worked the neck of Jammer, trying to cripple him. Jammer tried to be just as relentless after giving Cade some time, trying to calm him down. A Slam Jam attempt was turned into a Cadebreaker, as Cade rolled up Jammer for the pin, and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Whoa! We have a NEW Challenge Champion! I don't believe it! That was so sudden! Jammer looked to have it, but Cade was ready for the Slam Jam...there are few who could be. It's totally because of their time together in Dan Club. Jammer is struggling to his feet. He's not happy, but he's offering a fist bump, still trying to be friends? Cade just knocked his hand away! They're back at each other! Bashin Dan is coming out to help Jammer. He's trying to talk to Cade again, but Cade is pointing at his ears. He's saying he can't hear him anymore. What does he mean by that? He's just leaving through the crowd with his new title belt. Wow, what a shock.

Backstage

Tess was seen with Eisenritter, sending them off with a smile before turning back to Muscle Girl Security.

Tess: Oh, this is going to be the start of a great new chapter ladies. In my new vision of EBW, that is unrestrained, I'm making sure you two get a shot at the World Tag Team Championships. I know you've been wanting that shot. You've been so good at helping me with my special work, don't think I've forgotten that. Oh, I'm having a great night. Tali might say she's not done yet, and she might try and rally these ladies, but the ones that defy my are just going to get fired. It's so much easier that way. Should've started this way, and saved myself the trouble. Cut away the bad to grow the good right? I want to make sure this is perfect. You make sure everyone, and I mean everyone with female chromosomes is out there tonight. If they don't kneel, they don't have a job. But if they do kneel, they can have greatness. All they have to do....is be grateful.

5. 6-Woman Tag: Hope Mach[o]/Christina Angel/Gold beat Erica/Duvalie/Kaie[x] via Ankle Lock -> Submission
-A fantastic clash of styles ensued, as the motivated champions and Gold took on Eisenritter. Troian and Sylvie tried to get involved, but they were chased off by Kimber Blaze and Lt. Lacy Wagner. Kaie tried to nail Hope with the Celtic Hand Grenade, but Hope ducked it and took her down for an Ankle Lock. Kaie had no choice but to submit.

Nerma: That's what I'm talking about! Eisenritter with the loss! Christina, Hope, and Gold are the faces of this division, exactly what we need to see. Erica wants more, but here comes Tess and Muscle Girl Security. She's telling her to back away. Probably expecting to fire them later in the night. That got Erica laughing. Oh no, will they actually get the last laugh?

6. EBW World #1 Contender 6-Man Battle Royale: Bashin Dan vs. Tack Angel vs. Cadmus vs. Vape vs. Hotlanta vs. Generator Special Referee: Mav Valentine
Winner: Tack Angel
-Main event was a heavy hitting display of 6 furious fighters battling it out in a Battle Royale for the chance to take on Special Referee Mav Valentine for the Triple Crown World Championship. Mav kept his word and sat back, even letting Hotlanta bring in a chair to give himself an edge. Vape might have been seen as the favorite based on his size, but he was quickly eliminated when everyone turned on him in the beginning of the match. Before long, Generator and Cadmus were both eliminated by Tack Angel. Tack, Dan, and Hotlanta traded off control. Late in the match, Cade came out from the crowd and distracted Dan long enough for Hotlanta to eliminate him. However, Tack hit the high kick and CLUTCHED the WRIST for no reason as he eliminated Hottie over the top rope. Tack Angel won the Battle Royale.

Tommy Dukes: Wow! Tack Angel, the Star Prince, is the #1 Contender. He's got a shot at Mav Valentine, who is smugly holding up his belts and telling Tack to come and get him. He's already beaten one Bad Dude. Can he beat the other one?

It was now time for the "Real Main Event" as all the female employees of EBW surrounded the ring. Tess stood inside of it with Eisenritter and Muscle Girl Security.

Tess: Here we all are. It's the moment of truth isn't it? Tali wanted to fire you up. Get you all in the mindset of a revolution, but the revolution is here right now, with me. I'm revolting against Tali's ideals of what this product needs to be, and you all need to get it out of your heads too. Look at them, the unwashed masses. They want sex appeal. They want violence. They want humiliation. That's what you have to work through to achieve the true glory that Eisenritter have attained. So now, what I want to see, is that you're on board with what you have to do now. With the future I've laid out before you. I want to see you show the ultimate sign of humility and KNEEL! Erica, you're obviously excused from this. But everyone else, including the "wives" and children of Trevor Mach and Tack Angel need to take the knee. Christina Angel, let's start with you. You're the "Champion" for now. You need to set the example. Take the knee.

Christina Angel: I refuse.

Tess: Heh. Are you sure?

Christina Angel: No question. I am proud of myself, and I don't need to subjugate myself to please you. I just need to get doing my best for myself and for the fans. I'm NOT taking the knee.

Tess: Well, you won't be able to "do your best" for these smelly marks, because you're FIRED! Hope Mach? You want to join her?

Hope Mach: Do it. Fire me. I dare you.

Tess: Not a hard dare Hope. You're GONE! Angel Wives? No? FIRED! See? Look! Eve is taking the knee! Now the Eisenritter are showing you how it's done. Anyone else? "3G" Krissy Gale with the knee. We might give you a second look. BeShemoth? How about you? No? Fired. Love Shocker? No? Fired. See? I will get rid of you if you go against me. We'll wipe the slate clean! I'll replace each one of you with-

Noah Jennings: That is enough!

Tess: Eh? Noah Jennings? The owner everyone. When he's not too busy trying to pawn off his company, he actually finds the time to show up. What is this all about?

Noah Jennings: I'm not going to let you do this Tess.

Tess: You can't really stop me. You put me in charge of them. Air tight contract remember? You needed the help? Besides, you were always a misogynist yourself. What do you care?

Noah Jennings: That was before, before I married my WNBA star wife. Daddy needed his chocolate, and he needed it bad, but he also learned a few things about himself. I love success and money, and I am an asshole, but even an asshole can change. I have to do something about this, and I damn well intend to.

Tess: Well what do you intend to do? You can't fire me, and you're terrified of me.

Noah Jennings: True and true, but to deal with a woman I'm afraid of, I sought out the woman I'm even MORE afraid of. I had a little help there.

Suddenly, Lucca came out onto the ring.

Lucca: Running the numbers, it seems your ideals are all wrong. People might love a little sex appeal sure, but they don't want to degrade these women. They want to see them soar! I know just who can help with that too. This act will complete the last will and testament of the late Master Lu.

Noah Jennings: Time to do at least one thing right. I can't fire you, but I can follow through on Master Lu's wishes. That both you AND Lady M's take charge of women's wrestling.

Tess: No. No. No. NO! NOOO! DO NOT DO THIS!

Noah Jennings: Oh, I am doing this. I hereby declare that the women's division will not JUST be run by Tess anymore, but also by LADY M'S!

The crowd erupted with cheers, and the women of the division showed a mixture of anger and celebration as Lady M's strutted out in shades, a leather jacket with "The Mom" emblazoned on the back, and a big grin on her face.

Tess: NOOOO!

Lady M's: Oh yes! Tess! I told this wasn't over! I keep trying to tell you. It's NEVER over when I'm involved. Now, we even the playing field and we settle the score. Things are going to be VERY different. I was the first Women's Champion. I practically birthed this whole damn division. You can call me the "Mother" of EBW's Women's Division. Now "The Mom" has returned, and I WILL save these athletes from your dark, twisted ideals.

Tess: We'll see about that Tali! We'll see about that! This isn't over! IT"S NOT OVER!

Lady M's: Exactly. Now you're getting it.

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Machismo · 6/14/2020 10:06 am

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Trevor suddenly burst his eyes open and found himself in a dark place. He could see around him as if illuminated, though he found no walls, the darkness stretching eternally in all directions. He was able to take steps forward, but no matter where he walked he felt like he was in the same place.

Trevor Mach: .....

?: Don't you recognize this place?

Trevor turned around to see a little girl in a hooded robe behind him.

Trevor Mach: Which one of you am I talking to right now? Have we met?

?: If you met one of us, you met all of us. I go by Evangeline.

Trevor Mach: It's just darkness, stretching in every direction.

?: This is where you died. The void. It exists as a memory in your mind, being used to reach out to you.

Trevor Mach: ....

Evangeline: You're trying to leave. Why Azrael?

Trevor Mach: I need to get back for my family.

Evangeline: The author wishes you to sta-

Trevor Mach: It doesn't matter. I don't want to be that anymore. The "Avatar" of the author. If he made me like him, then he'd know two things, being a father means everything to me, and I hate being told what to do. If he's listening, I'd tell him to stop trying to play God. He sucks at it, and the role is already taken! After everything I've done for you all, the least you could do is let me go.

Evangeline: We are eternally grateful, but you must realize, we don't understand.

Trevor Mach: Understand what?!

Evangeline: Loss. We were not, but then we were, and now we're forever. We don't wish to lose you.

Trevor Mach: You'll know where to find me.

Evangeline: That place, is so far away from us now. beyond the Sanctum. When you leave, you will only be you, you will not be us anymore.

Trevor Mach: That's the way it has to be.

A bright light suddenly appeared with echoing voices heard on the other side.

Trevor Mach: I'm not an Avatar. I'm not Azrael. I am Trevor Mach, and that has always mattered more to the people who love me, and the people I love.

Evangeline: You will forget what you need to know. You'll forget what brought you here. Please try to remember us. Try to remember that morality has a sound now. It is hiding in the sounds.

Trevor Mach: I understa-

Trevor was suddenly pulled into bright light. He found himself sitting at a bar. Staring at the mirror in front of him, he saw himself as a much older man. He looked outside to see he was in space, and down the bar from himself he saw a young man laughing and drinking with his friends. The young man looked over at him and smiled, raising a glass with a knowing nod. Trevor nodded back, somehow knowing that he was looking at his son Justice, far into the future. He heard a voice to his right and turned, suddenly finding himself in Onett.He recognized the place, it was outside of Ness's house, and the voice was familiar too, in that it was his own.

"Trevor Mach": Hey gramps, are you lost?

Trevor Mach: What?

"Trevor Mach": I said are you lost? Do you need help?

Trevor Mach: Gramps? How long have I been in the Sanctum?

"Trevor Mach": The what?

Trevor Mach: Forget it...you wouldn't understand yet.

"Trevor Mach": Yeah, I don't understand. Of that I'm certain.

A young Lady M's opened the front door to Ness's house, followed by Nani, as they began to stretch out. She looked over to see the two Trevors looking at her and smiling.

"Trevor Mach": Boy, she's something ain't she old timer?

Trevor Mach: You could say that again.

"Trevor Mach": Always had a thing for blondes.

Trevor Mach: You don't really care what color her hair is. You're color blind.

"Trevor Mach": Huh? How do you know that? You a fan? I don't recall divulging that bit of info, but whatever. You're right. She's not got that attitude and fire, that just makes me feel like I have to plow her.

Trevor grabbed his younger self by the collar and pulled him in.

"Trevor Mach": Hey! What are you-

Trevor Mach: Don't be an asshole! You look at her. She's not just anyone. She's the real deal.

"Trevor Mach": You expect me to be humble or something? Hungry people eat lunch gramps. Humble people serve it.

Trevor Mach: What did I say about being an asshole!? She likes a strong will, but you have to show respect to get respect. Don't forget that.

"Trevor Mach": Heh....spffiy advice old man. Thanks. Here, let me give you an autograph or someth-

Trevor Mach: Wait. Let me see that paper. I'm going to write something down, and I need you to keep it alright? Keep it.

The old Trevor wrote on the paper and handed it to his younger self. He looked down at it, and upon looking back up, the old man was gone.

"Trevor Mach": Where did he go? What is this? "Morality has a sound. It's hiding in the sounds." What does that even mean?

Trevor felt himself being hurtled at great speeds. The colors and surroundings around him changed greatly, until he suddenly stopped. He looked around, to see another familiar sight, though not as friendly and welcoming.

The neon soaked other world known as Moonside. Trevor observed as people walked the streets backwards, and abstract paintings floated around as if it were a normal activity. A quiet voice got louder as a haggard man approached Trevor.

Yaggis: Trevor? Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Yaggis: Are you alright?

Trevor Mach: Uh...I think? Am I an old man?

Yaggis: What? No. You're...the same?

Trevor Mach: Right...right.

Yaggis: It worked. They got your message. Something stopped us though, but I know the way out. Follow me.

Yaggis lead Trevor into what was Jackie's original Cafe in Fourside.

Yaggis: The portal to the other side is through this crawlspace. That's a Giygas memory helping us. You have to go through.

Trevor Mach: You're not coming?

Yaggis: We're lucky I got this far remember? This was about getting you here. I'm perfectly fine atoning for my past.

Trevor Mach: Your past? It was Giygas. Where is he in all of this?

Yaggis: To be honest, I don't know. Look it doesn't matter. You can go through, and I can't. This is your ticket home. Make sure you say hello to that baby for me when you see it.

Trevor Mach: But-

Before Trevor could finish, the crawl space door swooped open, and pulled Trevor through with a woosh of electricity.

Andonuts Labs

Jeff turned off his ray gun and removed his goggles.

Degrees: I don't get it. What was supposed to happen just now?

Jeff Andonuts: It was my retrieval program. Don't you remember? I told you that one time I found Trevor and Tack trapped in Sanctum Stasis. I was working on a machine to pull them out of it, but they woke up on their own. I still had the machine and concept, so I finished it basically.

Degrees: Well...you TRIED to finish it.

Jeff Andonuts: It SHOULD have worked! I don't understand!

Degrees: ...Back to the drawing board?

Jeff Andonuts: I guess. I mean that was Trevor's bio signature you gave me right?

Degrees: Absolutely.

Jeff Andonuts: Weird. Yeah, let's figure this out I guess.

One Eyed Jack's - Fourside Branch

Young Manager: I'm not going in there. You sure you heard something?

Blind Waitress: Absolutely I did! I can't see, but I can hear, and I can't explain the sound, but I know it came from back there.

Young Manager: When Jackie put me in charge of his original establishment here, he told me to NOT go into the crawl space. He said something weird used to be there, and it was never the same after that.

Blind Waitress: You HAVE to go back there. I can't! I'm blind!

Young Manager: Well, you're right about that. I have to hand it you. I said I have to hand it-

Blind Waitress: I heard you big idiot! Go check it out!

Young Manager: Alright! I'm sorry! I'll go look!

Blind Waitress: Well? Did you find something?

Young Manager: Uh...you could say that. Call an ambulance!

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Machismo · 6/15/2020 12:53 am

EBW World

Nerma: Nerma here, happily still with a job too! In fact all the ladies of EBW kept their jobs! We're seeing some positive change for once, and I'm on board. "The Mom" is here. Lady M's recently revealed that she is pregnant, but that's not stopping her from making an impact against Tess. She now shares the responsibilities of the division with her, and because hirings and firings will have to be discussed, none of the "fired" wrestlers lost their jobs. Now, we have a balance in EBW, and I look forward to seeing what that brings. We're already getting some major announcements. Let's hear it from Lady M's herself.

Lady M's: Well then listen up, cause I'm only going to say this once. This isn't suddenly easy street for the talent I actually like, and that list isn't as long as you might think. I trained a lot of these girls, and fought them too. I know what they can do, and I'm going to push them to do better. First off, the EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships haven't been defended in some time. They are stripped. Tess tried to fight me on this, but rules are rules, and she was overlooking them. Xperience will open with a four team elimination tag to crown the new EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions, and they better work hard, because this tag division needs a kick in the ass. Also, Gold has been showing her stuff lately, and I'm tired of the unfinished business she has with Sylvie, so the two of them are going one-on-one. Finally, the show will end with a Television Championship Chain Match between Hope and Kaie. Do I care about the accusations that I'm immediately putting my daughter in the main event? Hell no. Couldn't care less. You're going to see a bloody battle, and you're going to enjoy it. Luckily, if you don't like that, you DON'T have to be grateful. Just change the channel, but I doubt you will. I don't have to hype it. The action will speak for itself.

Nerma: Well that all sounds great. We'll also be hearing from the Triple Crown World Champion regarding his upcoming match with Tack Angel at the Great Eagleland Bash. The World Tag Team Champions will take on a mystery team in non-title action. Also, NEW EBW Challenge Champion Cade is wasting NO TIME, challenging Benjamin to a match for the title, even though he's probably got Dan and Jammer chomping at the bit to get to him. Tack will lead Firebrand and Subbie against The Legion in 6-Man Tag action, where a win for the Jet Setters might get them a World Team Championship shot. All of this, and probably exactly just this on the next Xperience. Don't miss it!

EBW: Xperience
Dusty Dunes EFL Training Stadium, Dusty Dunes Desert
ENN

1. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship Decision Elimination: Duvalie/Troian vs. Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner vs. Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong vs. Tracy Angel/Nani Angel
2. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. ?/?
3. Women's Singles: Gold vs. Sylvie
4. EBW Challenge Championship: Cade(c) vs. Benjamin
5. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Firebrand X/Subculture vs. Grind/Switchback/Generator
6. EBW Women's Television Championship Chain Match: Hope Mach(c) vs. Kaie

Machismo · 6/16/2020 2:09 am

Crystal Heaven

Tack Angel was busy stretching in his crystal gym, lined with posters with little kittens that said "Hang in There" and such. He was getting ready to lift some weights and kick the heavy bag, as well as use a new machine that would help him strengthen the Clutching of his Wrists somehow. All the daughters stood behind him, mimicking the stretching, as well as the sounds of pain from when he stretched wrong. He turned to see them all laughing.

Tack Angel: Hey! You making fun of me? I wouldn't be hurting so much if I didn't spend the morning giving you all piggy back rides.

Helios Angel: We want more!

Tack Angel: More huh? Hmmmm.

Tack made his out to the front courtyard, dragging all his laughing children, on his back, arms, and legs.

Tack Angel: Ha! I guess this is SORT of like training huh?

Cadmus: You're pathetic. A clown "Prince" rolling around like a peasant.

Tack Angel: You! What are you doing here? Penguin, lower the gate!

Penguin: Qua!

Cadmus: Seriously? I could just duck under it. I could walk around it. I can literally just step over it.

Tack Angel: ....Dang it Penguin!

Penguin: Qua!

Tack Angel: What do you want Cadmus?

Cadmus: What I always want. I want to take over this place. I want to become the rightful owner. I want to usher in a new Dark Star Age! But before all of that, I want to take your spot as #1 Contender. I have recently purchased a state of the art gym and great training partners. I am the only one worthy of holding the Triple Crown. Give me a shot. Give me what I want.

Tack Angel: ....No.

Cadmus: No?

Tack Angel: I don't have to do anything! I don't owe you anything and I don't do dares. In fact, you owe me SO MUCH! You attacked my Kingdom with giant monsters! You made us build giant robots to fight you. You then destroyed the giant robots! We have huge craters around us because of you!

Cadmus: Yeah, well I no longer have Dark Star fragments that I'm willing to waste on you, so let's call it even eh?

Tack Angel: Not a chance. Time that I do something about this, the Tack Angel way.

Cadmus: Oh yeah? Just what do you plan on doing huh?

Announcer: The following is real, the participants are not actors. These are actual plantiffs and defendants with cases pending. They have waived those cases in favor of settling their dispute in our forum. This is The People's Court!

Bailiff: All rise for the Honorable Judge Joe Swift.

Tack Angel: Oh! A Swift! This is great! I get along great with the Swifts!

Arliss Michaels: As your lawyer, I would highly advise you to schmooz with the Judge then.

Tack Angel: Right. Wait....you're not my lawyer!

Arliss Michaels: You're right, but I could be. Here's my card.

Tack Angel: Huh.

Judge Joe Swift: You can sit down, and you'd better sit down. You better show me some damn respect! I will have no bullshit in my court roo-

Tack Angel: Hi Judge Swift! It's me! It's Tack Angel! I'm friends with Swift! Uh...James Swift!

Judge Joe Swift: ...Boy, what the hell is wrong with you? Trying to talk to me? Sit the hell down! Are you the Plantiff? Present your case!

Tack Angel: Well sir, first I just want to mention that my wife is a Cop, and there she is, sitting with her partner Colt Sideiron. Right over there. Hi honey!

Judge Joe Swift: ...Present. Your damn. Case!

Tack Angel: Right! Right! My case is simple your honor. That guy is a douche! He has caused extensive property damage, and threatened my family. His harassment knows no bounds, and I ask that I receive compensation in the amount of $1,500,000 Angel Bucks OR $150,000 Eagleland dollars.

Judge Joe Swift: Fine. Fine. Whatever. You, uh Cadmus, are you the-HEY! Stop macking on that hoochie right now!

Tack Angel: That's his sister! That's so much weirder than my thing!

Judge Joe Swift: Shut it! That can't be true is it?

Cadmus: We were cursed in this life with blood relations, but in a previous life, she was my lover.

Judge Joe Swift: .....

Bellerophon: In a previous life I was also the lover of the Star Prince.

Tack Angel: What?! What?! What?! Whoa! Wait! This is new information!

Cadmus: You mean you didn't know? Hahaha!

Tack Angel: Makoto?!

Makoto Angel: I'm as confused as you are. Maybe more so since she said "lover" and not "wife". Something you want to tell me Tack!

Tack Angel: AH!

Judge Joe Swift: This is a nightmare. Present your evidence Mr. Angel.

Tack Angel: Uh...I have...video and newspaper clippings right here!

Judge Joe Swift: Well shit, this clip is your admitting to all of the crimes. How can you possibly defend this?

Cadmus: Incredibly simple your honor. All of these "events" took place on foreign soil. Crystal Heaven is a seperate country, and none of these "crimes" are valid in Eagleland. I rest my case.

Judge Joe Swift: Well shit. He did it. Case dismissed.

Cadmus: HAHA!

Tack Angel: ....DAMMIT PENGUIN!

Penguin: QUA!

Outside of the courthouse, Cadmus slammed the front doors open laughing his head off. Pirate Taquito was waiting outside on the other side of the door, and was launched down the stairs.

Pirate Bill: Yarr! Taquitoooo!

Cadmus: Haha! What a great day for me, and a great day for justi-

Suddenly, a figure jumped on top of Cadmus's limo.

Starlight Knight: You! You're an enemy of the people, and you know NOTHING about justice! I dealt with your henchmen, and now I will deal with you!

Cadmus: ...I don't know who you are, or where you get your turbans, but if you don't get off my limo, we're going to be heading back into that courtroom for damages.

Starlight Knight: It's time that the Starlight Knight deals with you like only he can. My work here is done.

Bellerophon: But....but you didn't do anything. Oh, he's gone.

The Pirates, Wives, and finally Tack Angel came out of the courthouse to witness the aftermath.

Tack Angel: What just happened?!

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Machismo · 6/17/2020 12:31 am

Saturn City

Grind was rolling his way down the sidewalk, bypassing the hustle and bustle, and getting enough distance from people before they could realize who he really was. Smiling to himself, he shook up a spray can, and tagged up a nearby wall with the logo of the Legion, a large "TL" in neon colors. He rolled to the nearby skate park, and found Switchback, Poison Jam, and Kyoko the Love Shocker all grinding the rails and performing tricks for the local kids. Rude and Generator stood by smiling.

Generator: I could totally do all of that, you know, if I wanted to.

Rude: Yeah right, and I could pull off that ridiculous cape. Why don't you stick to flying in the ring, and let these lads and ladies do it all on wheels.

Grind: Feeling jealous fellas? I could give you lessons. I really don't mind.

Rude: Hard pass buddy, but thanks for the offer.

Generator: You're looking pleased with yourself.

Grind: I got us a title shot boys. We're going after those Team Rings.

Rude: I thought we had a match to win first.

Grind: Formality at this point. It's in the bag. I'm hoping it's going to draw him out from whatever rock he's under.

Rude: Mach? My man, you're swatting at a hornet's nest there.

Generator: Been there done that. You still holding onto old grudges?

Grind: Nah man, we're cool. It's ancient history. I just want to beat the best. That's what Switchback and I came back for. We were happy kids, just living our lives, and doing our thing. The wrestling system chewed us up and spit us out. Made us into people we were NOT. Coming back, we're trying to prove that we beat that negativity. It's something you can overcome.

Rude: Yeah, it's called a face turn.

Grind: Ha! No, it's more than that. Lately it feels like the bad stuff is getting so loud, and I just-I just want to turn up the volume for the other side, and have some fun in the process. If we compete with the best, and give our best, with no tricks, and no malice, I think we could do that.

Rude: Heh. You might be onto something. If you can hang onto your idealism after everything that happened before.

Grind: It's because I've seen how far I can fall that I have the idealism. I refuse to believe that you can't turn your life around and make another pass as it. We fall off these rails so many times. We get injured, and I mean hurt all over, but look. We get back up. We try it again. Apply that to life, that's all I'm saying.

Generator: When you put it that way, I wasted a lot of time being bitter. Thanks Grind!

Grind: I didn't mean it like-

Generator: I'm kidding. Thanks kid. You've given us a fresh start too. We appreciate it.

Rude: *nods*

Generator: Still, I think you're onto something about negativity being so loud these days. I've fallen to it before myself.

Grind looked before his laughing stablemates skating around to see a sullen and depressed young man clutching as his ears before vomiting on the ground and running off.

Grind: ....Yeah...it's potent stuff.

Fourside Hospital

Two doctors stood over the bed of an unconscious man, seemingly in a comatose state.

Doctor #1: You say you can't find anything wrong with him?

Doctor #2: Exactly, that's why I brought you in. They found him in the crawl space of a dive bar in town, and he was brought here. He's unresponsive, but his vitals are healthy. He looks to have some recent injuries though. Some light scarring on his back. Take a look at it.

Doctor #1: It's shaped like wings. That's weird. Tattoo removal maybe?

Doctor #2: I don't know. I have no idea who he is either. This John Doe is a mystery.

Summers Studio

In the writer's room for Star Prince and the Defenders of Everything, the writer in the back, who is constantly writing new ideas, dropped his pen for the first time.

Writer Steve: He's back? That's not right. That doesn't make sense. I wrote this, and he's not in it, but he's back? Huh...that's interesting. Haha...that's VERY interest-

Tack Angel: Hey! I need to have a word with you!

Writer Steve: Again?

Tack Angel: What? What do you mean?

Writer Steve: This happens all the time. You show up, and say something about my writing, but then I write that you forget it, and you forget it. But then again, maybe that won't happen now. Maybe I lost my touch? I think I'm the only one that stuck around after all the recent nonsense, so who knows?

Tack Angel: I have no idea what you're talking about, but I have to ask you about the recent episode of this TRAVESTY of a show! Did you watch The People's Court or something? Did you hear what Bellerophon said? You added her in as a past love interest of the Star Prince!

Writer Steve: I wrote that episode weeks ago Tack. It's an animated show. Do you know who this works? I know you hate the show, but I'm just writing what's on my mi-

Tack Angel: I hate the show, because this about my legacy, and a past I can't even remember. I'm supposed to live up to very very lofty goals, and it's all a joke to you!

Writer Steve: It's not a joke. It's important. It's probably one of the most important things going right now. You shouldn't be coming in here and asking what I'm doing though. You should be asking, why you're in Summers, and where are your pants?

Tack Angel: Wait...why AM I in-WHERE ARE MY PANTS!?

In another part of the studio, filming was set to begin on Captain Sparkle. Tess was sitting in the director's chair looking extremely unhappy as M's walked in grinning from ear to ear.

Lady M's: Lovely day, right Tess? I can't WAIT to get started on the show this week.

Tess: You think you're so clever right now. Look at you. You can't hold back the smug attitude. You make me sick just looking at you.

Lady M's: I've got job security as a Mom to be. What could be better?

Tess: What about getting out of this show?

Lady M's: Hmm?

Tess: Your sister was going to get you out of your contract if her team won the EFL season, which had to be postponed when the players all contracted....the virus.

Lady M's: The one where the mushrooms sprout on their heads and they run off in random directions?

Tess: Exactly. So, that means you're trapped until next season....UNLESS....you step down from your role in EBW.

Lady M's: Step down?

Tess: If you quit, I will tear up the contract, and you'll be free from the show.

Lady M's: You and Dad must REALLY not want me working this job? Makes me wonder why?

Tess: It's obvious Tali. I hate you. I hate what you stand for. I want you out of my life. I'm willing to free you from your humiliation if it gets me what I want.

Lady M's: Wow, that's quite the offer. Do me a favor first. Call me "Lady M's" when you ASK me to step down.

Tess: ....You're serious?

Lady M's: As a heart attack.

Tess: ....*sigh* *clears throat* Lady M's, will you PLEASE step down from your role in EBW?

Lady M's: *whispers into Tess's ear* Not a fucking chance. Alright! Let's get to filming! You have to wonder how long I'll fit in this costume, what with a bun in the oven and all! I sure hope you got a stunt double in mind!

Tess: .....You bitch.

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Machismo · 6/22/2020 1:25 pm

Noah Jennings' Office

Jennings was staring at a picture of his logistically inconceivable family, when Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine kicked the door open.

Noah Jennings: Whoa! Dammit! What's going on here?! Why?! Why kick my door open! I left it UNLOCKED! Just COME IN!

Mav Valentine: I want to know what the hell you're trying to do to me "Boss"?

Noah Jennings: What do you mean?

Mav Valentine: You don't put me in a match since I've won the Triple Crown. I'm the hottest new item on the market. Everyone is talking about that win, and when I say everyone, I mean wrestling fans, cause I'm not stupid enough to think that I'm literally the talk of the planet. Let's be reasonable. The eyes of the fans though, they are right here on me. You know all the bullshit about the spotlight and whatnot, well I got it baby! I literally grabbed this spotlight, and dragged it in here. I'm going to plug it in and point it right at you until you tell me why you're not CAPITALIZING!

Noah Jennings: Whoa! Hang on! Calm down! I get that you're upset, but I don't understand. Didn't you want to take a couple weeks off?

Mav Valentine: What gave you that idea?

Noah Jennings: w00t! He said he was speaking on your behalf! He wanted you to have a couple weeks off, to get ready for Tack.

Mav Valentine: ....I'm always ready for Tack. That guy can't even keep track of his wives, his Pirates, or his mullet clad security team that I'm pretty sure he hates. Don't you worry, you're going to get a big main event at The Great Eagleland Bash, but I don't want to take the easy way out. If he competes, then I compete. As for w00t, you tell him, or maybe I will, that I don't want any part of his plans. He does not represent me. I represent myself.

Noah Jennings: Alright. I read you loud and clear. Now could you please put that spotlight back and....oh...he's just walking away....and leaving it. Of course.

Parking Lot

The Angel Express pulled into the parking lot, with Saxon and Novus quickly jumping out to scour the area.

Tack Angel: What are you two doing?

Saxon: We're watching your back sir!

Novus: Covering your six.

Saxon: Six, seven, AND eight. That's why you hired us!

Tack Angel: No, I hired the Red Shirt Security....to watch my family. I got the TackForce, because life is a comedy.

Amy Angel: Let them help you.

Tack Angel: I'd rather they help all of you.

Amy Angel: Makoto and Faris are helping Iroha back home. We're not even sure where Eris is. Maybe we should be looking for her?

Tack Angel: No, I'm totally certain that she's fine. Trust me. Well fine. Mullet boys, keep any eye on Amy.

Tracy Angel: Yeah, don't worry about us. Nani and I have work to do, and we don't need to be playing it safe. If that dickhead Cadmus wants a fight, he can have one.

Nani Angel: We will destroy him.

Tracy Angel: What she said. In the meantime. We'll be in the ring. Let's go.

Tack Angel: Good luck!

Amy Angel: You look distracted Tack.

Tack Angel: I'm quite disTACKted yes. *clears throat* I'm said I'm-

Amy Angel: I heard you.

Tack Angel: Right. Well, let's just keep an eye out for Cadmus. In the meantime, I need to get ready for my match tonight, and get to work on this mystery.

Amy Angel: What mystery?

Tack Angel: Well, I had this note in my pocket that says "Steve will make you forget where your pants went".

Amy Angel: Cryptic.

Tack Angel: I know right? I've been blacking out lately, and when I come to, I never have my pants! Why would Producer Steve know anything about that?

Tommy Dukes: Welcome everyone to Xperience! I'm Tommy Dukes, the scared of his partner guy of Wrestling!

Larry Grim: And I'm Larry Grim! No need to be afraid, I don't have the touch of death anymore.

Tommy Dukes: That shouldn't be a potential hazard of my job! No matter. I guess we're calling it this week?

Larry Grim: You know it! I'm loaded up on tacos and ready to go baby!

Tommy Dukes: How though?! You're a skeleton man!

Larry Grim: In a world full of zombies, skeletons, aliens, cultists, "peaceful protestors", mean gooses, and protoplasm, you really should learn to relax.

Tommy Dukes: That just fills me with MORE dread!

Larry Grim: We have a big one for you tonight. Lady M's is helping run the show, whether Tess likes it or not, and we're going to see some changes. Tonight, it gets competitive. No bikinis, and no degrading acts. Especially no kneeling. What we do have is a potentially bloody main event, where Hope Mach will defend her Television Championship in a Chain Match against Kaie. That rivalry that keeps growing. Looking forward to seeing it.

Tommy Dukes: R-right. Right. We now take you backstage, where our new backstage help Ted Pettentool!

Backstage

Ted Pettentool: Wow, it's GREAT to be here! It's wild, it's wacky, and it's out of control! Haha! Yeah! So EXCITED to be here!

Mav Valentine: Someone want to calm this guy the hell down?

Ted Pettentool: Oh, I'm just getting started! It's an HONOR and privilege to be here with the NEW EBW Triple Crown World Champion. I understand you're going to be watching tonight's matches?! Are you excited for how INCONCEIVABLE tonight could be?

Mav Valentine: I'm sorry what? Inconceivable? No, I'm not sure about that one. Look whoever you are. I WILL be watching tonight, but I wanted to be here for another reason. I have a Champion vs. Champion non-title match on Xcite against Subculture. I wanted the match, and I got it. Tack Angel gets the shot, so I want to see how I do against his son in law first.

Ted Pettentool: And they're not that much different in age are they?! EBW, TRULY INCONCEIVABLE!

Mav Valentine: Yeah, you said it pal. I'm going to go sit in the cheap seats, get a hot dog, and enjoy the show. I'd rather you not follow me.

EBW: Xperience
Dusty Dunes EFL Training Stadium, Dusty Dunes Desert
ENN

1. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship Decision Elimination: Duvalie/Troian vs. Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner vs. Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong vs. Tracy Angel/Nani Angel
-Duvalie[o]/Troian eliminated Kimber Blaze[x]/Lt. Lacy Wagner via Roll Up -> Pin
-Tracy Angel/Nani Angel[o] eliminated Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong[x] via Shining Wizard x Moonsault -> Pin
-Tracy Angel[o]/Nani Angel eliminated Duvalie/Troian[x] via TikTak -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions!
-The opening match saw four woman teams collide in an Elimination match for the vacated Women's Tag Team Championships. Duvalie shocked everyone with a quick ninja fast shoot on Kimber Blaze to roll her up for the first elimination. Blaze and Wagner were completely blindsided. A fast paced 3-Team battle ensued, with the recently reformed Sunset Riders fighting to become 3-Time Champions, but it was not to be. Nani Angel battered Lainey Strong with the Shining Wizard and a Moonsault for the elimination. The Angels vs. Eisenritter capped off the action, with Duvalie looking dominate, but was taken outside of the ropes by Nani. They fought on the apron, with Nani ducking the cord choke attempt, and locked her in an octopus stretch using the ropes. With Duvalie held down, Tracy was able to work over Troian, who was dressed just like her. Tracy proved she couldn't be duplicated, by escaping a TikTak attempt, and hitting the genuine article on Troian for the pin, the win, and the EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships.

Tommy Dukes: New Champions! I guess that was going to happen anyways, but wow, we have Tracy and Nani Angel as the EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions. Here comes Amy Angel to celebrate with them, and the EBW Women's World Champion Christina Angel! TackForce too! The gang's all here...except for Tack? With security with the wives, I hope that Tack is alright!

Larry Grim: Ninjas and copycats. EBW is INCONCEIVABLE!

Tommy Dukes: ...What are you doing? Is this a new thing? I don't want it to be.

Backstage

Tack was actually concentrating on a claw machine in the arena arcade, with several children surrounding him.

Tack Angel: I gotta get that Makoto doll. It'll complete my collection. This helps with focus kids. It centers me.

Kid #1: You're not very good at it.

Tack Angel: ....That hurts...no matter how true it is.

Kid #2: I hope you get it!

Tack Angel: Thanks kid.

Kid #2: And maybe if you get something else you could give it to me?

Tack Angel: Heh...almost....almost...almoooooost. NO! *clears throat* I mean....darn...but it happens. Got to take the rough with the smooth. I'm sure I have more qua....no....no I don't. *sigh*

Tack made the kids step back, and kicked the claw machine, shattering the glass. He grabbed a Makoto for himself, and then started throwing toys to the kids.

Saxon: Boss! Boss!

Novus: Great news!

Tack Angel: ...Not if you're here.

Saxon: Oh Star Prince, always with the humor, but seriously. Tracy and Nani, they won! They're the NEW Tag Team Champions!

Tack Angel: That's GREAT! Where are they?

Saxon: Back in the locker room.

Tack Angel: ....You left them alone?

Novus: Well....we...needed...to find you?

Saxon: We didn't think it through.

Tack Angel: Fool of a mullet! Let's go get them and-

Suddenly, Cadmus popped up from behind an arcade machine and tossed him directly into the screen of a Bad Dudes cabinet, running off before TackForce could get him

Novus: Whoa!

Saxon: Oh man, we're so bad at this!

Novus: Is he alright? Is he out cold? Let's don't tell him he sneaked up on us and ran off. Let's hope he doesn't remember.

2. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo[o] beat Fighter Daron/Dangerous D[x] via Deadlift Hagen Suplex -> Pin
-A Non-Title Challenge was up next, as Paradise Collection awaited a tag team to step up and face them. The surprise...was lackluster, as Arliss Michaels announced that he had gotten Fighter Daron and Dangerous D back together to form the Double Ds (trademark pending). Daron and D came in acting like this was a big deal, but most probably forgot they were feuding. The Paradise Collection battered their opponents, in a nice showcase for the best team in the sport. Amigo won it with a Deadlift Hagen Suplex on D for the win.

Tommy Dukes: They never had a chance.

Larry Grim: I shouldn't have bought this "Double Ds win!" t-shirt.

Tommy Dukes: What?

Larry Grim: Arliss was selling them.

Tommy Dukes: Don't buy those shirts!

Backstage

3. Women's Singles: Gold beat Sylvie via DQ
-A grudge match that never really got off the ground. The bitter Sylvie slapped Gold in the face, but before Gold could retaliate, she was suddenly attacked by Eve Eisen. Even Sylvie seemed caught off guard by this, but assisted in the beat down until Hope came down to make the save.

Tommy Dukes: What's going on with this? Eve and her simps seem to be protecting Sylvie. Gold looks sad that Sylvie has lost her way from when they worked together.

Angel Locker Room

Amy, Tracy, and Nani were standing outside the locker room, waiting for Saxon and Novus.

Amy Angel: You two! Get over here!

Saxon: Huh?

Novus: We couldn't find Cadmus.

Amy Angel: That's not what I want to ask. The wives, as well as Firebrand and Subculture are REALLY curious as to where Tack is.

Saxon: We brought him to the locker room to be looked after by the doctors.

Novus: We were really quick about it too. I really think we outdid ourselves on that one.

Amy Angel: He's not here.

Saxon: Huh?

Tracy Angel: You heard her! He's not here!

Nani Angel: I will destroy you.

Novus: We don't know where he is!

Saxon: But, we'll try to find him! Come on! Let's go Novus!

Novus: Right behind you!

Saxon: RUN!

4. EBW Challenge Championship: Cade(c) beat Benjamin via Cadebreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-Cade turned his back to Benjamin as he entered the ring, with Bashin Dan and Jammer. Both men, looked unhappy with Cade, but gave Benji some advice and left the ring. Another Dan Club battle, with Cade and Benji knowing each other very well, with Cade locking up to keep Benjamin from using his normally strike based maneuvers. Working over the Knight of Dan Club, the former Neon Champion was hit by the Cadebreaker and pinned. Cade with a title defense. After the match, Bashin Dan and Jammer grabbed mics.

Bashin Dan: So, you got another win on Dan Club. That's great for your career, but it just fires me up even more.

Cade: ....

Bashin Dan: You're turning your back on us?

Jammer: You're lucky that you can trust us not to attack you.

Cade: I literally can't hear you. Whatever you're saying is far too quiet. It's drowned out by the constant noise. Whatever you want to say, just say it and get it over with.

Bashin Dan turned Cade around and got into his face.

Bashin Dan: Maybe you can hear this?! Jammer and I, we're challenging you for Great Eagleland Bash. A 3-Way match!

Cade: Shouldn't you be stepping on your "friends" to get back your main event spot? You never can seem to hold onto it.

Bashin Dan: This is more important to me right now. This match. It's got my blood pumping. I'm excited for it. You AND Jammer? This'll be the best match ever for me! Do you accept?

Cade: ....No.

Jammer: What do you mean no?! Get back here! Told he wouldn't do it Dan.

Bashin Dan: I'm not giving up Cade. I'm not giving up on you either!

Cade: ....

Backstage

Ted Pettentool: I'm here backstage, and it's OUTRAGEOUS and INCONCEIVABLE, as the mysterious Starlight Knight has appeared on the scene, and he's attacking Cadmus! The two as brawling backstage!

Cadmus: Who the hell are you?!

Starlight Knight: You have been a thorn in the side of the Star Kingdom for far too long, and it's time to end this!

Ted Pettentool: This is INCREDIBLE! We're getting security on it right now, but we'll give you updates if we have any! Wow. Truly, this is INCONCEIVABLE.

Men's Bathroom

Neon Rookie Cup Winner Dirk Laramie entered the room, looking confused as he held a note in his hands.

Dirk Laramie: Hello? Yo! I got this note, calling for me to be here. What's going on? There better not be a glory ho-

Suddenly, a table was hoofed out of a stall, along with a chair, as the next booth over had the door open after a toilet flush. Dick Wagner made his way to the chair with toilet paper on his shoe.

Dirk Laramie: Dick? What's going on here?

Dick Wagner: This here, is what they call Wrestler's Court son.

Dirk Laramie: ...What?

Suddenly, the room filled with wrestlers, from out of stalls and from the entrance.

Dirk Laramie: Huh....well then. Am I being ribbed?

Dick Wagner: Nah kid, this ain't no rib. Back in the day, Ole and I would rough up the little bastards that didn't do business for the boys, but now we're doing it this way. You've all gone soft! Judge Swift, not the one on the TV box mind you, isn't here for the job, so they picked me to do it for some damn reason. I like ya kid, but I got to be impartial.

Dirk Laramie: Fine then. What am I being charged with?

Dick Wagner: Let's see. You're being charged with "Breaking Kayfabe, exposing the business, and killing towns".

Dirk Laramie: ...Is that right? What the hell is "Kayfabe"?

Dick Wagner: It's the nebulous code of the boys Dirk. Ol' Dirty Dick knows all about kayfabe. Sometimes you got to tag in on some rizzats for your brothers brother. Know what I mean?

Dirk Laramie: ...No idea.

Sammy the Simp: Hey! You're not supposed to use the term "Rats" anymore! You're going to get cancelled!

Dick Wagner: The fuck was that? I said rizzats you mizzark! Get him out of here!

Dirk Laramie: Who is making these claims?

Magnum PT: I am!

Dirk Laramie: Yeah, of course you are.

Magnum PT: You stole my gimmick! That's not being a good brother brother. You make me look like a fool, and because people, especially in Edo, want to see Magnum doing curls for the girls, you're killing town by being a cheap imitation!

Dirk Laramie: Is that right/

Magnum PT: Look at this commercial! I filmed it in Edo.

Dirk Laramie: This has you....in a diaper....wrestling a squid monster....for a Ramen Commercial?

Magnum PT: I don't understand the commercials in Edo myself, but they pay well.

Dirk Laramie: How does this have anything to do with your "charges" Mag-man?

Magnum PT: I'm totes popular over there, and you're going to cut in on my money by stealing my gimmick! The gimmick of being an 80's man!

Dirk Laramie: Gimmick? It's a life style baby. I was born with this body hair. I'm not trying to take anything from you, but you want to break this down? Does your van have shag carpeting? I doubt it. Does the outside of your van have a painting of a dragon fighting a tiger? Unlikely. Do you have actual Zubaz? No. You're wearing sweatpants with "Zubaz" writted with marker. I am what I am. Not trying to steal a thing.

Magnum PT: But you admit....that you're also an 80's guy?

Dirk Laramie: ....Yeah? But-

Dick Wagner: Guilty!

Dirk Laramie: Wait what? Son of a bitch!

Magnum PT: YEAH!

Dick Wagner: I declare that you owe PT two pay envelopes, one bag of pizzills, AND on Neon Nights, you'll have an 80's Style Loser Leaves EBW match.

Magnum PT: Haha....wait...WAIT NO!

Dirk Laramie: I'm fine with that.

Magnum PT: Aw dammit!

5. 6-Man Tag: Grind[o]/Switchback/Generator beat Tack Angel[x]/Firebrand X/Subculture via Rolling SSP -> Pin
-The 6-Man Tag match began without Tack Angel, as the Crimson Bombers fought the numbers game against The Legion. A great showing for The Legion, as they continue to try to spread goodwill, positive vibes, and athletic showings. Tack Angel finally showed up, but appeared woozy from the attack earlier. An angry Cadmus could be seen sneaking up from behind, but Mav Valentine left his seat in the crowd and told him to back off. Cadmus offered to help Mav with Tack, but he refused. Tack tried to get the hot tag, but with his bleeding, it was more of a tepid tag. The aerial style of the bladers was too much, as Tack was hit with the Sling Blade and the Rolling SSP for the pin from Grind, and the upset win.

Tommy Dukes: You have to give it to Tack for trying to make it to the match, but the blood loss was just too much it seems. Even Subculture and Firebrand X are having to give him respect for trying. Subcuture is looking past Tack now though, as he sees Mav Valentine watching them from the stage. He's got a shot against the Triple Crown World Champion, but it will be non-title for the Television Champion. We'll see that great match up on Xcite. Next week, might be seeing a Team Championship match as well, with The Legion making the challenge.

VIP Room

Tess was sitting in the VIP Room, gritting her teeth next to Erica.

Tess: This is bullshit Erica. Absolute bullshit.

Erica: I know what you mean. This isn't what you wanted at all. Don't worry though, cause Eve set the standard tonight. We can just make a mockery of everything Tali wants to do and-

Lady M's: Oh, I wouldn't do that.

Tess: Tali! How the hell did you get by Muscle Girl Security!?

Lady M's: I'm their boss too ya know? Ha! Like they'd stop me anyways. You know that I go where I want to go. Hey listen, I thought I'd let you know, I sure do appreciate you staying out of my way to book this show, and I know you'd never do anything intentionally to ruin these matches. If you DID do something like that....well I can't FIRE the Eisenritter, BUT fines and suspensions on the other hand, CAN be done. You could dispute it sure, but imagine how long that might take, and imagine having to do it EVERY SINGLE TIME! But, I know you wouldn't do something like that. Tata for now. *wink*

Erica: She's getting too big for her boots.

Tess: I'll figure something out. All I need is time.

6. EBW Women's Television Championship Chain Match: Hope Mach(c) beat Kaie via Chain Choke -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!
-Main event time, as Hope Mach found herself chained to Kaie for a Chain Match for the EBW Women's Television Championship. A bloody battle, that saw the two throwing punches and using the chain as a hard hitting weapon. The blood flowed early, when Hope wrapped the chain around her fist to bust open Kaie, but the Celtic Warrior countered by wrapping the chain around Hope's neck and tossing her over the top rope. It was big shocker, for the fans and the ref, but Hope managed to get her foot on the apron and then use momentum to throw Kaie over the top. They two returned to the ring, where Hope turned the tables and choked Kaie with the chain. Eisenritter's enforcer fought it as long as she could before blacking out. The referee finally stopped the match, giving Hope the win and the title defense.

Larry Grim: That was a close one. Trust me. I'm astutely aware of these things.

Tommy Dukes: I don't need to know that! What a match though. This is the kind of action we'll be seeing with M's in a place of power again. This is something else. Incredible!

Larry Grim: Would you say it's "INCONCEIVABLE"?

Tommy Dukes: No. No I wouldn't. *takes out ear piece and talks loudly into the mic* I won't do it Noah! Stop trying to make it a thing!

Larry Grim: Oh boy!

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Machismo · 6/23/2020 9:32 am

EBW World

Nerma: Nerma here, with another edition of EBW World! It's an exciting time for us, as we're getting access back to all the cities that EWA locked us out of, after they were shut down because a couple talent were inappropriate. That means the whole thing had to come down. That makes sense right? Just kill a legacy because of bullshit. I'm sorry, I actually did enjoy having the rival competition, but without them, we're still going to make the best of this situation. We're going to hit up these cities again, and give them wrestling that they love! If one of our guys or gals is out of line, we'll just have someone beat them up! What? HR wouldn't approve? Wait...we have HR? Like ACTUAL HR? I thought if you opened that door there was just a big nebulous void. Really. That's interesting. Well, moving on, we're going to be in Onett for Xcite, that already promises to be a fun one, with Mav Valentine and Subculture facing off in a Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match. We also have some news regarding the show from Lady M's. Let's take it to her office.

The camera cut to a small white office, with a table in place of a desk, and a fake plant in the corner. Lady M's was sitting in a chair, with her usual clothes on, but also a neck tie just kind of hanging around her neck.

Lady M's: You'll have to excuse the look of the place, but I don't really give a damn. The Mom is here, and I'm going to make an announcement. First off, my new assistant, and dear friend. Someone I can truly trust, because she knows what I do to people who backstab me. Lucca.

Lucca: It's an honor to be working with you again. For those who don't know, I worked with M's in SPARKLE, and yes I DO know what happens to people who cross this boss. With all due respect, I'm far too intelligent to try something like that.

Lady M's: See why I like her? She gets it. Next, I'm going to introduce my unpaid intern. I say unpaid because she's underage, and this shit might be illegal. Millie....Millie something or other. Never caught the last name.

Millie: Oh don't worry about it! You don't need to know it! You're so awesome for remembering my first name! I really like being here! I like getting you coffee! I like getting to help you plot out your sweet sweet revenge! Hahaha!

Lady M's: ....This kid might have a screw loose or two, but I'm taking her under my wing. In fact, that's exactly why I'm doing it. Don't question it. So, Tess is taking a backseat. She's biding her time. I can tell, cause so far, she's making this easy on me. I'm fine with that, cause I'm going to book a match for Xcite right now. Christina needs a challenger for Great Eagleland Bash. I KNOW that Erica feels she's worthy of a rematch, but I don't really give a shit. I WILL put her in the match though. She'll be taking on BeShemoth. She's been overlooked. I didn't know who she was when she started. I do now. She'll be taking on Erica. Winner gets to face Christina as the Bash. You guys get this already. You know how it works. Take a hike, cause I got work to do.

Millie: You mean, it's time to take Cereberus out for a walky! I love walkies!

Lady M's: Good! You take him out then. So now I guess I have nothing to do. Still leave though.

EBW: Xcite
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
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1. EBW Television #1 Contender: Hotlanta vs. Poison Jam vs. Benjamin
2. Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer vs. Grind/Switchback
3. EBW Women's World #1 Contender: Erica vs. BeShemoth
4. Singles: Firebrand X vs. Generator
5. EBW 8-Woman Tag: Christina Angel/Hope Mach/Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner vs. Troian/Duvalie/Bev/Raza
6. Non-Title Champion vs. Champion: Mav Valentine vs. Subculture

EBW: Great Eagleland Bash
Fourside Park, Fourside
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1. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. ?
2. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Mav Valentine(c) vs. Tack Angel

Onett Library

Eris Angel was sitting in a chair surrounded by children, trying to keep her composure as Shepard the Butler stood behind her.

Shepard: Remind me why we are here again Miss?

Eris Angel: I have to do good deeds Shepard. That's why I'm here. I don't know what I was thinking though. I can't stand kids.

Shepard: And yet, you are surrounded by so many all the time.

Eris Angel: You don't have to remind me. I know. Oh do I know. More importantly, why are you here? Aren't you Tack's past life butler from space or something?

Shepard: You already know what I am. I'm here to figure out what you are, and what your plans are regarding the Star Prince.

Eris Angel: He dragged ME here. I'm just...doing what I can...to keep him alive, until he'll release me from this burden.

Shepard: Is it truly a burden? The Star Prince is a kind and caring, if a little slow on some matters. He doesn't see your point of view, but maybe he could if you also tried to see his point of view.

Eris Angel: He's a weirdo with multiple wives. Take it from me. You should never take the Harem Route.

Shepard: But he was the one who did, because his heart is big enough to do it. You just have to open yourself up to the possibility that you might love him too. Were you not watching over him even before his accident?

Eris Angel: What? How could you possibly know about that?

Shepard: We both have our secrets. Don't we?

Eris Angel: ....

Kid: Read us a story! Read us a story!

Eris Angel: These kids are so loud!

Shepard: This much innocence in one room. It's bound to be, for someone else who is good inside.

Eris Angel: Huh? Anyways fine, I'm going to read you a story. It's called "Beauties and the Beast". One day a horrible monster imprisoned a fair maiden in his castle, along with six other women, and forced them to love him. He believed that them loving him would turn him into a handsome Prince, but jerks like this, they don't get the bigger picture here!

Shepard: *sigh* Thought we were getting somewhere for a minute.

Machismo · 6/25/2020 12:53 am

Tommy Dukes: Welcome to another one of our Neon Nights! We're here in the Studio for a big night of matches including some "debuts", which are actually re-debuts for those that remember. Manu Kalani, one of the big names from EWA is coming back! That's not all though. We have a major tag team coming in, that Lady M's is personally vouching for.

Lady M's: That's right Tommy!

Tommy Dukes: Ah!

Lady M's: Don't piss your pants Thomas, I'm here for the show! Tess likes to come out here and shout down the talent, but I'm here to watch some of my friends get the due they deserve.

Lady M's: Jenny and Jessica James! The James Sisters! Consider them my muscle to counter the muscle of the Muscle Girl Security. They spent years getting tough and getting buff. Hey Hope? Remember the James Sisters? *wink* Sorry daughter, just a little rib. So remember Bev and Raza, if you're looking to match muscle with muscle, they also got the experience.

Tommy Dukes: That's a lot of muscle girl stuff to go along with the Loser Leaves EBW 80's Style match, AND an EBW Neon Championship 3-Way, with Grind defending against El Mago and Dorado Mask at his request, for some high flying action. But yeah, all that girly muscle. Where is Apple Kid for th-

Apply Kid: I'm here! I'm here! *huff puff* *huff puff* I'm here!

Tommy Dukes: ...Right.

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
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1. Women's Tag: Jenny James[Debut][o]/Jessica James[Debut] beat Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong[x] via Avalanche Death Valley Driver -> Pin
-In their return to EBW, the rough and ready James Sisters took on the Sunset Riders in tag action. They were more aggressive than before, showcasing a more smash mouth style. Finish came when Jessica Jame whipped Lainey Strong into the corner, where Jenny was waiting on the top turnbuckle, to lift her up for an impressive Avalanche Death Valley Driver for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Wow! What a return! That's what I'm talking about!

Lady M's: No, that's what I'M talking about! The James Sisters bringing some smash mouth wrestling back to the women's division. I didn't bring them back because that's my style. I brought them back, because we NEED that intensity back in this division. We NEED some hard hitting action! We NEED-

Lucca: Relax. Take a deep breath. Not good for the blood pressure. Think about the baby.

Lady M's: ...Right...right. *sigh* You get the idea right? I'm out of here.

Apple Kid: For a pregnant lady, she looks great.

Tommy Dukes: Dude.

Apple Kid: What? She works out a lot I'm sure!

Tommy Dukes: ....

2. Singles: Manu Kalani[Debut] beat Dubroski via Count Out
-The island man Manu Kalani took on Dubroski in a interesting contest. Manu was smiling, and cool as a cucumber, while Dubroski could barely be contained by manager Lukie. The Alpha Beta was out of control, though he took charge when Manu missed his Wave Runner off the top ropes. A tackle took him to the outside, but that's where Dubroski lost it, chasing after "DORKS" in the crowd, he found himself getting counted out. Manu shrugged it off and celebrated with the crowd.

Tommy Dukes: Always smiling and happy. He loves to have a good time.

Apple Kid: We're not doing that are we?

Tommy Dukes: Doing what? Oh come on. At least ONE PERSON in wrestling needs to be a carefree optimist right? Right?

Apple Kid: If you call me "Maggle" I'm leaving.

Tommy Dukes: Why would I? What are you referencing?

Before the next match, the ring was suddenly invaded by a group of "Lowis Cardi" which is Saturn Latin for Jobbers. Namely, Chad Salad, Danny Leung, Robert Sandwich, Misogynist Paul, and Sammy the Simp.

Chad Salad: Everybody SHHHHEEEEUUUUUDAAAAAP! You think I'm intimidated by any of you? You don't impress me! The Salad man is BACK! After going into hiding to escape the wrath of Ripper, we have returned! We're a reorganized Heat Parade, and we're here to tell you that you suck, your sports team sucks, and the town you live in sucks. Wherever you're from, I hate it. It sucks. Booooo right? I don't like where you live! Haha! What are you going to do about i-

Pirate Bill: Yarr! That be enough out of you!

Chad Salad: Eh?

Pirate Bill swung into Studio on a rope, and landed in front of the stage, tumbling into a bunch of people and boxes before getting back to his feet.

Pirate Bill: I be hearin' enough of your jabberin'. Scum like you give Master Tack, and Queen Faris a hard time, and I be sick of it!

Danny Leung: Hey! That Starlight Knight guy convinced me with violence! I was going to leave them alone!

Sammy the Simp: I want to give Faris money so I can smell her ring gear, or drink her bath water!

Chad Salad: ....I'm not sure why we allowed Sammy the Simp in the group to be honest. He's not speaking for the rest of-

Saxon: That's enough!

Novus: Bill already said that.

Saxon: Yeah, but they kept talking!

Novus: As you can see TackForce is growing you see 3 members here, determined to fight for justice in the name of Crystal Heaven, and especially our Boss Tack.

Saxon: He's the Star Prince you know....so that's like royalty or something. Right? Right.

Robert Sandwich: Looks like you want a fight, but we've got the numbers even WITH Sammy the Simp.

Danny Leung: I'm fine with losing. No Push!

Misogynist Paul: I'm NOT!

Pirate Bill: We not be comin' here alone mind ye. Yarr, we be bringing with us another two guys ready to fight! Bring em out!

A surprise sight to behold occurred as LG Rod and Randy no Kachi appeared on stage, very much ALIVE!

LG Rod: Yeah! It's great to be back!

Randy no Kachi: It's great to be breathing again!

LG Rod: Yeah, but I forgot that I have to actually EAT every now and then. Hahaha!

Randy no Kachi: The Heel Besties are back....to heel it up for JUSTICE!

LG Rod: That's right! We're such heels, that we went back around and became faces. We're THAT heelish!

Randy no Kachi: You might be wondering how we're alive again? Well long story short, we were hanging out with Trevor Mach one night at the graveyard. We fell asleep, which was weird cause we were dead and don't do that, and when we woke up we were ALIVE!

LG Rod: It's a shame Trevor wasn't there to see it. Maybe he was? Where was he? We want to ask what happened.

Randy no Kachi: But we'll do that later. Cause in the words of the TackForce Leader Tack Angel. We're going to kick your......BUTT!

Pirate Bill: Yarr! TackForce Assemble!

3. 10-Man Tag: Pirate Bill[o]/Saxon/Novus/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod beat Chad Salad/Danny Leung/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul/Sammy the Simp[x] via Walk the Plank Elbow -> Pin
-The newly established TackForce dominated the proceedings, with RnK and LG Rod, really showing their stuff, happy to be back in the ring. Finish came when Pirate Bill and Sammy were fighting on the top rope. Bill pushed Sammy to the mat, and the rest of the TackForce lined up in front of the ropes and bent down, so Bill could walk on their backs, essentially "walking the plank" to hit a big elbow on the Simp for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Well alright! That's not something you see everyday, but it worked! TackForce huh? I wonder what the Star Prince himself thinks about this?

Crystal Heaven

Tack was sipping some grape juice, when Amy whispered in his ear about TackForce.

Tack Angel: ....Uh huh....uh huh...uh huh....*spits juice violently* NANI?!

4. Loser Leaves EBW 80's Style: Dirk Laramie beat Magnum PT via Crucifix Bomb Cutter -> Pin Special Referee: Dick Wagner
-The lights were made even more neon for this match, as Neon Rookie Cup winner Dirk Laramie faced off with Magnum PT in a Loser Leaves EBW match, but 80's Style, meaning 80's memorabilia was strewn all over and around the ring. Dick Wagner served as guest ref as the two battled for the right to be the guy with the best chest hair in EBW I guess. PT got off to a strong start, after hitting Dirk with an NES, and tossed him right into a lifelike Teddy Ruxpin and Alf. Dirk countered by breaking several framed posters for movies like Commando, Cobra, and Conan. Anything with a "C" really. Dirk smashed a Tab Cola in PT's face, before lifting him for the incredible Crucifix Bomb Cutter. Dirty Dick counted the 1-2-3, giving Dirk Laramie the win, and the right to wear REALLY short jean shorts in EBW. PT was on the way out.

Tommy Dukes: I feel bad for PT, but I hear he's going back to Edo to make movies and commercials. They love him on the variety shows.

Apple Kid: I hate that the crowd is doing the "Na na na" chant. It's annoying to me! Stop it! Come up with something else! I hate it! What? Going to say something Tommy?

Tommy Dukes. No. I agree.

Apple Kid: Oh...alright then.

5. EBW Neon Championship 3-Way: Grind(c) beat El Mago[x] and Dorado Mask via Sling Blade x Rolling SSP -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-Main event time, as Grind put the Neon Championship on the line against El Mago and Dorado Mask, two luchadors, that Grind believed were not getting the attention they deserved. A fun match up, with a lot of high flying, and elaborate hold escapes, like you'd expect in Anahauc. Dorado Mask missed a Tope Suicida on the outside, and hit the rails hard. Grind rolled back into the ring and hit the Sling Blade on Mago. Cards flew out of his hands as he hit the ground. Where they came from is anyone's guess. The Rolling SSP followed, and Grind pinned Mago for the win and the title defense.

Tommy Dukes: Now that's a main event. Making Lucha Great Again. MLGA. It's not quite right.

Apple Kid: Wait, we've got company. Valarie Dorado is bringing out Hex No Limit. But wait, here comes Kiva! They both want a shot at the title. This truly is the return of lucha to EBW! Will Grind accept? I dunno. Probably.

Machismo · 6/26/2020 12:33 am

Fourside Hospital

Doctor Degrees stood by the hallway door, as he heard several footsteps approaching.

Doctor #1: Is that them?

Doctor Degrees: It sure is. When strange things happen, they are the ones to call. Trust me on this, but at the same time thank you for calling me first.

Doctor #1: Well, he started mumbling about wrestlers, and you're the only wrestler I know personally.

Doctor Degrees: Part time.

Doctor #1: Right.

The doors swung open, as Mr. Face walked down the hallway, joined by an older gentleman, with his white hair slicked back, and two very large and old fashioned hearing aids in his ears, that lead to a big device in his jacket pocket.

Mr. Face: Mr. Cole, I'm glad you could join me on this one sir.

Gordon Cole: COME ON FACE. YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST CALL ME GORDON. WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER FOR DAMN NEAR 20 YEARS.

Mr. Face: Right. Well Gordon, I normally handle the EBW cases, but I understand you have some experience yourself?

Gordon Cole: I WORKED INSIDE THE COMPANY, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT IN TIME! EVER SINCE THEN, I HAVE BEEN IN DALAAM WITH COOPER, DIANE, AND LAURA! BUT THEN I HAD A DREAM THAT BROUGHT ME BACK FROM MY HIATUS.

Mr. Face: I see. Here they are. Gordon, this is-

Gordon Cole: DOCTOR DEGREES! IT'S VERY VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN OLD FRIEND.

Doctor Degrees: It's very very good to see YOU again old friend.

Gordon Cole: LET ME GIVE YOU THE GLAD HAND, AND YOU CAN FILL ME IN ON THE DETAILS.

Doctor Degrees: Well, a man that is not supposed to be here, is here.

Gordon Cole: IT'S A HOSPITAL. A LOT OF PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

Doctor Degrees: I mean here, as this plane of existence.

Gordon Cole: I SEE.

Doctor Degrees: He's in this room, lying comatose, but we don't know why. He hasn't had to eat, and he's not losing any muscle structure like one would in a coma. It's like he's in a strange form of stasis. Even his vitals are remaining perfectly balanced. The only thing we can get out of him is mumbling. He was saying "wrestlers" and "sound".

Gordon Cole: I SEE. FACE, I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU ON THE ROOF ALONE. DEGREES, CAN YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL NURSES MAKE US SOME DAMN FINE COFFEE?

Doctor #1: Uh...that's not really their job.

Gordon Cole: TRY ASKING POLITELY, WITH DECENCY, AND RESPECT. LET'S GO FACE.

Once they reached the roof, Gordon twisted the knob on his ear device

Mr. Face: Gordon, I-

Gordon Cole: *whispering* You're so loud, it's like a knife to the brain. Face, I've got this kicked up to the max if you catch my meaning.

Mr. Face: *whispering* Right. Sorry.

Gordon Cole: Face, it's time I tell you about the dream I had.

Mr. Face: The Monica Bellucci dream again?

Gordon Cole: No Face, this one made much more sense. I met a cowboy in the back of a drive in, and he told me, that the world as we know it, is a story. We live in the dream of an author, and destiny is actually plot. The plot of story keeps changing, as the stability of the author deteriorates.

Mr. Face: ....Huh. Well, you're not wrong about changes. I've witnessed changes myself.

Gordon Cole: None of that is the important part to dwell on here.

Mr. Face: I feel like it might be.

Gordon Cole: Evil corrupts Face. Evil is real. The darkness in our hearts and souls. Sometimes, we're born with it, but other times it finds its way inside of us. Do you understand what I'm saying yet?

Mr. Face: .....Blue Rose.

Gordon Cole: ....It doesn't get any bluer.

Saturn Cafe

The Dan Club was sitting at their usual booth, with Jammer wearing an ice back on the back of his neck, and Hope Mach leaning against a very focused Dan, who was staring at his cards.

Jammer: That Cade man, he's not pulling punches. I'm still feeling the effects of the Cadebreaker. He WANTS to cripple us.

Bashin Dan: ...He's just....got a bad deck.

Jammer: What?

Hope Mach: Dan is in the zone. He's going to be hard to reach right now.

Jammer: Right. I get that way when I play NBA Jam, but it has to be Tournament Edition, or I'm not interested.

Hope Mach: Well naturally.

Jammer: I'm glad you get it.

Hope Mach: I do?

Benjamin: I wish I could've done more to beat him myself. I'm sorry.

Vape: This is crap! He hasn't even challenged me! Not once! Did he forget about me? Who can forget about Vape? My products are literally everywhere!

Benjamin: Maybe that's why. You've been off filming commercials.

Vape: Grrrrr...it's not right. We were all supposed to be bonded, and he discards all of you and outright ignores me. I don't like it.

Bashin Dan: ....Bad...deck.....

Hope Mach: Don't worry Dan, you'll-

Suddenly, the James Sisters entered the cafe. They walked by the booth, with Jessica James walking by Hope.

Jessica James: Hey Hope, long time no see. *wink*

Hope Mach: Uh....h-hey Jessica.

Bashin Dan: Huh? What was that about?

Jammer: So THAT gets your attention. *sigh* I knew you were faking it!

Hope Mach: She and I...have a history

Bashin Dan: What kind of history if you don't mind me asking?

Hope Mach: Uh...let's just say, I keep an open mind about things.

Vape: ....Oh....oh yeah?

Benjamin: Please, go on.

Jammer: We're listening.

Hope Mach: *blush* Well, we-

Jenny James suddenly slammer her hand down on the table, and gave a very serious look to Jammer.

Jenny James: .....

Jammer: ...Can I....can I help you?

Jenny James: .....You're cute.

Jammer: ...Th-thank you?

Jenny James: Here's my number. You better use it.

She moved her hand off the table, and left her number in its place before walking off.

Jammer: ...*whispers to himself* He's on fire....

Machismo · 6/27/2020 1:15 am

Onett City Hall

A bus full of wrestlers pulled up in front of City Hall, with Lady M's being the first one out.

Lady M's: Ugh! I hate taking the bus! I should have taken my motorcycle. It's so much easier.

Lucca: Yes, but sir, we have to-

Lady M's: Watch out for the baby. I know. Speaking of which, where's Justice?

Lucca: Still strapped to your back. Passed out.

Lady M's: Heh, this kid could sleep through an earthquake.

Tack Angel: The bus isn't SO bad Tali. We can spend the long trips together. After all, you need someone that can help you raise your children, and I'm looking for an 8th wife to "complete the set" as it were. So, using the lingo of today's young folk, I'd like to say I'm DTF, and DTM. The M stands for Marriage. *wink*

Lady M's: ....So you're DTF? LOL! How about you GTFO? KK? If not you'll be saying OMG, while I say TTYL to my boot, cause it'll be planted up your-

Tack Angel: I think I get the idea. Worth a shot, AND WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!

Tracy Angel: *sigh* Were you trying to hit on Tali again. What are we chopped liver?

Tack Angel: No, I was just-

Nani Angel: Despite our undying love, I will destroy you.

Tack Angel: AH!

Mayor Pirkle: Welcome! Welcome all back to Onett! Remember me? Your old boss! Mayor Pirkle!

Tack, Lady M's, Tracy: MAYOR?!

Nani Angel: I don't care.

Tack Angel: You were just trying to destroy EBW with EWA. The whole reason we weren't allowed here was because of you. Now, you're back here...as Mayor?

Mayor Pirkle: Well, the EWA thing didn't work out like planned obviously, BUT every cloud has a silver lining. When I got back to town, they had a "Mayor Wanted" sign in the window of city hall, and here we are.

Lady M's: That's not how that works!

Lucca: Very suspicious.

Mayor Pirkle: Don't worry about it! We're just glad to have you all here. You know where the hotel is. I hope you enjoy your stay in town.

Tack Angel: ...I like that guy.

Amy Angel: You would. You like everyone.

Tack Angel: *looked over to TackForce* That's not ENTIRELY true. Oh, but the Heel Besties are alive again! I need to go find them!

Lady M's: *sigh*

Lucca: What's wrong sir?

Lady M's: ....I torched this town once.

Lucca: I know sir. I know.

Lady M's: Well, let's get settled in I gue-

Mayor Pirkle: Oh M's, I just had a meeting with your father the other day. He wanted me to say hello to you.

Lady M's: What?

Mayor Pirkle: Mayor Rex and Tess. Yeah, we had a good meeting. Big things planned for the future! To be honest, I think your Dad wants to run for President!

Lady M's: ....

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