#1 and #2 Ranked Tag Teams Temporarily "Bow Out" of the Tag Team Runnings!

EBW.com has just received word that both Akatsuki and SinDOS have bowed out of the Tag Team Rankings until they have a decisive tag team match up. This throws the Tag Team Division out of whack, as the two top ranked teams put their rivalry in front of a title match. The Executive Committee will allow both teams to step out temporarily to settle their feud. While is happening, the Committee will book a match for an interim #1 Ranked Team. This team will be the first to receive a title shot against Tag Champions Tack Angel and Tracy. Once Akatsuki and SinDOS return to the rankings then the winning team in the rivalry will either take over the spot from the interim team or will get the next title shot.

X-perience Card Revealed!

The Post Crisis momentum continues to roll on a big X-perience. Team Baka-Bolshoi will immediately have to defend their #1 Spot in the CXJ Tag Team Rankings as they take on Lovekick Connection and the team of Hotlanta and Generator. A big test for the young team to be sure. Then Dynamic Dougie will have to attempt to defend his #9 Spot in the Heavyweight Rankings against his former partner and new Ryan IQ employee Akinan. Further up the ranks a bit we have Breakthrough Generation Leader Amigo attempting to move to the #7 Spot against Rude. Amigo is obviously setting himself up for a couple opportunities, as he is also still in the TV Title Tournament. Maurice and Moz will team up with Akatsuki to take on Strong, Kinniku Mike, and SinDOS in an 8-Man Tag Team Match. The 5th match will feature the tag bout for the Interim #1 Spot. It will see the Alpha Betas take on Fruit Inc., with an extra spot open to any team that wants to answer the open challenge. This extra team will also help fill the vacant #5 Spot in the Rankings. The main event will see Global World Champion Tack Angel, FSW Regional Champion Ness, and Jeff Andonuts take on Pokey Minch and the FSW team of Poo and Franky. Add to this some possible announcements for the next big show AND a possible confrontation with the Global World Champion and a now focused #1 Ranked Contender. All of this and more on the next EBW: X-perience!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Tag Team Rankings: #1 Spot
Bakayaro/Bolshoi vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Hotlanta/Generator
2. Heavyweight Rankings: #9 Spot
Dynamic Dougie vs. Akinan
3. Heavyweight Rankings: #7 Spot
Rude vs. Amigo
4. 8-Man Tag Team Match
Maurice/Moz/Danny Leung/KYO vs. Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike/Avion/Metrion
5. Tag Team Rankings: Interim #1 Spot
Troy/Lukie vs. Apple Kid/Kid vs. ?/?
6. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Tack Angel/Ness/Jeff Andonuts vs. Pokey Minch/Poo[FSW]/Franky[FSW]



*SLAM!*

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: Tali!

Lady M's: WHOA! Yeah Trevor?!

Trevor Mach: Have you read the news on EBW.com?

Lady M's: No...not yet....why?

Trevor Mach: Because while deciding that it's time to make my challenge.....I just got an AWESOME IDEA!

Lady M's: Well....I'm confused....but what the hell.....whatever you got in mind...should be fun.

Trevor Mach: DAMN RIGHT! HA!

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FSW in the house for X-perience! Interesting meeting outside of EBW Tower.



Former FSW Top Face and newest EBW hire Randy no Kachi announced outside of EBW Tower today that he would be bringing some old friends from Fourside Wrestling to accompany him during his allotted promo time during X-perience. On X-cite he was interrupted by Pokey Minch and his cadre of disgruntled veterans, who were angered that an FSW wrestler was featured at Crisis while most of them were not. Even FSW's GM and former champion Franky and Poo were none to please by Randy no Kachi. Word is he has burned his bridges with a few members of the Committee after his Crisis actions anyways, so he could use all the back up he can. It looks like FSW stars Olly Oliver and Sheik Ahmed will be joining Randy no Kachi on X-perience. During the announcement a suspicious black limo pulled up to EBW Tower. It was quickly met by Ryan IQ, Akinan, and The Alpha Betas. Of course on the way out of the building Troy ran into a ref and gave him an Atomic Wedgie before hanging him onto the building. Why? Because he's Troy of course. What was this meeting all about? Who was in the black limo?

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FSW has opened its 10th show in its short history and promised to be a memorable one.  The show opened up with new FSW Champion, Ness.



Ness:  Well, where to begin.  As you all, may not know, I am your new FSW Regional Champion.  It is a good honor to be a champion amongst all these up and comers.  I'm managing to coach a few myself.  Hehe.

Old Dude:  Man, you corny!!

Ness: Hehe, thank you.  You too.  So as your champion, I will fight for this title until one of these bright stars are good and ready enough to beat the OG of EBW.  

Perfect Man: Haha, what?  No way.  This is OUR champion?  Even Pedro make a better champion than you do.  Man, you are the lamest person Perfect Man has ever seen.  

Ness: Alright, well do something about it.  

Perfect Man:  Well, now that you put it that way, Perfect Man is No. 1 in the poll rankings.  I would but I'm not.  

Ness:  What?  

Perfect Man: See, Perfect Man knows what you are doing.  So Perfect Man is not going into that ring against someone Perfect Man never faced before.  Perfect Man will wait until the right time to challenge you for that title.  In the meantime, someone has a bone to pick with you.

Poo: First and foremost, Franky wants me to announce that Noah Enterprises will defend the Double Trouble titles against MB Callahan and Master Bubu.  Secondly, Franky and I talked with Don Panini.  And I have the right to exercise my rematch clause for that title TONIGHT!!

Ness:  Pshh, please, I know all your tricks.  Whatever you might pull won't work son!!

Poo:  Oh really?  Well, I promise you won't see it coming.  Tonight will be the night you will never forget.  Believe me.  

Perfect Man: Believe him!  

Poo and Perfect Man went to the back leaving Ness confused.  

From there, the first match of the night features the MexiDudes taking on the team of Coconut Head, Gumbie, and Remy Radcliffe.  The MexiDudes dominated the match.  Pedro lifted his shirt up and does his boobie dance to distract Cocnut Head.  Stancio held Gumbie back as Oscar laid Remy out with the Flat Taco to win.



We go to backstage with Truthslayer.  Tonight's guest is an associate of a new debutee, John.



Truthslayer: Hello all and welcome to this.  I am here with John.

John: Wait, the name is John Brontostone.  But if you insist, just call me John then.

Truthslayer: Alright, John.  You are here tonight representing a new face here in FSW.  Mind giving us some insight?

John: Well, you see.  My client name is Oog.  Remember back in the old old days of EBW, there was this guy named Cave Boy.  Oog is just like him but different.  He's smarter.  You see knowing you people's ignorance you couldn't tell the difference.  Oog and I are of the Sapien race.  The smartest of you people call "Cave People".  See, I'm a founder of a top insurance company called Poppo Insurance.  Our slogan is "so easy a human baby can do it."  See, I'm tired of you people degrade our abilities with your "so easy a cave guy can do it" using our likeliness instead of Cave Boy's race.  So I took the time to expose your ignorance by using the human baby.  Because human adults are such imbeciles compared to infants.  Infants are open-minded to learn while once they turn adults, they can't understand the simplest of things.  So tonight, Oog will represent us Sapiens and Oog will make us Sapiens proud.  

We go back to the ring with Billy Hill in the ring.

Billy Hill:  Yee Haw!  Lloyd Boner.  That'th a funny name.  Sthee, we both madeth our debut at the sthame time.  Come on boy!  Let'th get it on, boy.  Get ready to sthqueal like a pig!!  STHUEY!!

The match is underway and Billy went for a battering ram headbutt but the Reverend dodged.  Billy hits his head on the post.  The Reverend hits a dropkick on Billy.  Billy went outside and stomps around thinking of a way to get back.  Billy went back to the ring but gets pummeled by the Reverend.  The Reverend hits the Offering on Billy for the win.



We see Olly and Sheik Ahmad at Ahmad's Math Stand.



Olly: Hehe, that was fun.

Ahmad:  So are you here to request a calculated prediction or what?

Olly:  Great to hangout with Randy again.  

Ahmad:  Are you gonna request?  I'm not booked here tonight and I wanna go home.  

Olly: Hold on Sheiky...Hello.

Randy: Olly, it begins.

Olly:  Oh yes!  This is gonna be really fun.  Later dude. *click* You ready?

Ahmad:  *sigh* Sure whatever.

Toad and Goomba awaits in the ring to face Baka and Unagi.  Evil came out with a different look.  Baka is now Ninja Baka while Unagi is Samurai Unagi.  The new outlook actually gave Evil a fighting chance as they took it to the Mushroom Kingdom team.  Evil did all they can but to no avail as Toad and Goomba were too experienced.  Goomba laid Unagi out with a Mushroom Ram followed by the Mushroom Kamikaze to win.



We suddenly go backstage and 2-Count is with Truthslayer.



Truthslayer: And I'm with Shannon Helms and Evan Shane of 2-Count.  What's up guys?

Shannon: What's up with that?  Team Evil got new looks and looked great out there?  Where were we lately?  We are so reduced that we are at the bottom of the pecking order right above Remy Radcliffe, Coconut Head, and Gumbie.  

Evan:  It's time for a change.  This boy band shtick is not working.  You see, Shane is not my real last name.

Shannon:  And Shannon is not my real name either.  My name is Joey Helms.  Cute Joey Helms.

Evan:  And I'm Evan Tyler.  Handsome Evan Tyler.  And we are Cute and Handsome...of course.

We see the debut of Oog, but strangely John is not accompanying Oog.  Oog is set to face Rozie.  Rozie used his size and speed advantage against the monstrous looking Sapien.  Oog's sudden rage was too much and took Rozie's offense like nothing.  Oog began to maul Rozie.  Rozie tries to fight away.  Rozie bounces off the ropes but gets hit with a double clutched hammer and Oog wins the match just like that.  



MB Callahan, Monoxide, and Master Bubu discusses their matches backstage.



Callahan:  Alright, Bubu.  We might not team much together but since Mono already has a match, we have to make this happen.

Bubu:  YEA!

Callahan:  You just won your first match.  Use that momentum and we will not only kick that well-dressed bastard's ass but we will be tag champs together.  Monoxide, you look different.

Monoxide: Don't rub it in.  

Callahan: Hopefully the people won't chant EMO anymore, right?

Monoxide: And I just embraced those chants too.  Well, I gotta go get ready to team with this guy.

Olly: Yup, and after that, me and Ahmed over here will pitch for a cooking show.

Ahmad: It's Ahmad!  Where did Ahmed came from anyway?  And why am I still here?

Jay and Junior faces the 4Evur Bros for the second time.  With Black Cena looking much more confident with Trevor Mach off his back...for now, 4Evur Bros actually took it to Jay and Junior this time around but the result remains the same.  Jay hits the Victoria Peak on Katsuflex followed by the Super Jay Press.  Junior, this time, hits Black Cena with the PK and scores the win for his team.



We quickly have Truthslayer catching up with John Brontostone as John tries to exit the building.



Truthslayer:  John John John!  May I ask?  How is your match tonight?

John:  Excuse me?  

Truthslayer:  Your match, you defeated Rozie didn't you?

John:  I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure Oog defeated Rozie.

Truthslayer:  Then why are you sweating and not at ringside representing your client?

John: See, this is the ignorance of you humans.  I swear!  I'm done for tonight, have a good night sir.

Perfect Culture takes on the guys that they have been tormenting on the last show, Monoxide and Olly.  Perfect Man laughs as he point towards Monoxide's new haircut.  Monoxide takes none of it and attacks Perfect Man.  The Subculture fought Olly all the way around the outside.  Olly knocks Subculture down and went up on the apron and missed a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon off the apron.  The Subculture picked Olly up and slams him with the Counterculture on the floor.  Monoxide hits the Carbon Detector at Perfect Man.  As Monoxide attempts the Carbon Monoxide Press, Subculture knocks Monoxide off balance and Perfect Man hits the Perfect Driver to win.



The next match is for the Double Trouble Titles as Mr. Jennings and Fergus of Noah Enterprises taking on the challengers, MB Callahan and Master Bubu.  Fergus dominated both Bubu and Callahan throughout the match as Jennings watched on.  Later, Jennings demands a tag and gets tagged.  Jennings locks on the Snapper but Bubu tosses Jennings off and tags in Callahan.  Callahan immediately hits Fergus off the apron and lariats Jennings down.  Callahan is on fire and hits the Whirley Bird slam on Jennings.  Callahan waits for Jennings to get up.  As Jennings is on one knee, Callahan proceed to bounce off the ropes.  As he turned around, Master Bubu SPEARED Callahan down and gave a cold stare at Callahan.  Jennings look of confusion suddenly turned to a smile of accomplishment.  Jennings drags Callahan to the middle of the ring and applies the Big Boss Choker on Callahan.  Referee Crazy Mike ruled the match in favor of Jennings.  



After the match, Mr. Jennings have a few words to say.

Mr. Jennings: Why isn't this more delightful than a dinner party with the prince?  Well, as you may know, your friend is tire of living following under you.  He wants to win.  He won't win under you so I personally hired him to Noah Enterprises.  You feel the rue yet?

Mr. Jennings, Fergus, and Master Bubu stands tall over Callahan.  Later, General Manager Franky comes out to the ring with Poo and Perfect Culture.  There seems to be a covered display stand.   



Franky:  Let's get right down to it.  Tonight, I announce to you that the next show will be a tournament.  A tournament featuring guys that aren't ready for the FSW title.  May I unveil to your the FSW Rising Championship.  Alright, enough let's get down to the main event.

Poo: (He won't expect what's coming.)

Franky:  (Just try to win)

Perfect Man:  So, you and Perfect Man are just moving this thing?  

Wilson:  Eh, I guess that's all we're here for.  

Its the main event.  Ness defends his newly won FSW Title against Poo in a rematch.  Another back and forth match much like their match at Crisis.  Poo went to use his kicks this time rather than not trying to match Ness.  Poo went for kick but Ness catches it.  Ness elbows Poo's leg and legwhips Poo down.  Ness looks to close in on the match but then things went out of control.  Perfect Man distracts Gilbert and Subculture went for the Counterculture on Ness.  Ness reverses and drops Subculture with the Thunder Brainbuster.  Franky took his turn to distract Gilbert and Perfect Man comes in.  Ness fights off Perfect Man and drops Perfy with a Thunder Brainbuster as well.  While Ness is still distracted, Poo hits the Starstorm Omega on Ness.  Poo went for the count but only gets two.  Poo picks Ness up and attempts the Go To Poo.  Ness caught Poo's leg and DDTs Poo's leg.  Ness rallies up and hits Poo with the Starstorm Suplex to win.  

After the match, Ness was attacked by a mysterious masked man.  The masked man unveiled that he...LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE NESS??  In a state of confusion, the mystery guy and Poo continued to attack Ness.  The mystery guy grab hold of the FSW title and draped it over Ness.



Franky: Didn't expect that didn't you?  May I introduce to the world your twin brother, Ninten!!!!!  

The crowd is left stunned and we fade to black.

FSW 10: Decadence
Fourside Arena
1.  Oscar, Stancio, & Pedro def. Gumbie, Coconut Head, & Remy Radcliffe (5:29) when Oscar used the Flat Taco on Remy.  
2.  Reverend Lloyd Boner def. Billy Hill (2:40) with the Offering.  
3.  Toad & Goomba def. Ninja Baka & Samurai Unagi (6:38) when Goomba used the Mushroom Kamikaze on Baka.  
4.  Oog def. Rozie (5:41) with the Double Club.  
5.  Jay Chung & Junior def. Black Cena & Katsuflex (8:30) when Junior used the PK on Black Cena.
6.  Perfect Man & Matt Wilson def. Olly Oliver & Monoxide (11:29) when Perfect Man used the Perfect Driver on Monoxide.
7.  FSW Double Trouble Title: Mr. Jennings & Fergus O'Flannery def. MB Callahan & Master Bubu (13:20) when Jennings used the Big Boss Choker on Callahan.
8.  FSW Regional Title:  Ness def. Poo (15:36) with the Starstorm Suplex.

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Earlier Today...



Pokey Minch: Hit em! Hit em again!

Randy no Kachi: STOP IT!

Pokey Minch: No YOU stop it Randy! Us veterans are sick and tired of getting shafted by this company! We're oh so sick of you little punks coming in and taking our TV time! You're not doing it this time Randy! You....and these two scrubs here have no place on this show! You're not even going to make it to the show tonight! Hit em AGAIN!

Poo: You're going to wish you never screwed with me no Kachi!

Pokey Minch: HIT THEM AGAIN!



X-perience this weekend began with a cold open. The lights were off in the arena, and as they slowly came on it was revealed that the EBW Royal Crown Champion and #1 Ranked Contender Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting was in the center of the ring. The fans cheered as Mr. Machismo looked around and soaked it in before grabbing a mic.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Sounds like were pumped tonight! I'm a bit pumped myself.....see I decided something this week that I thought I'd share with you the fans. Bear with me for a moment, as I'm going to be serious for a minute *Gasp* I know right? See someone really close to my heart has snapped me out of a haze and gotten me re focused on what's important in my life....EBW! I came here 5 years ago ready to make a statement....ready to make an Impact. Sure I was also going to raise hell and cause chaos, but more importantly I was going to bring it in this ring like no one before. I'd like to think I have too. I mean look back on what I've done.....I've gotten results. I was the face of this company during it's largest growing period.  I have held the titles, I've fought the wars, I've stepped up in the inter promotional invasions. Time after time I have come out swinging and I've gotten the results. I helped introduce a new style to EBW and I was the first Global World Champion. Since losing the belt I have been occupied with other things.....The Bushido Mission.... random shenanigans.....unfinished business. Now that all the old business is settled....it's time. Do you hear me? It's time! It's time for the old Trevor Mach to return! It's time for some of that old school chaos! It's time for me to live and bleed EBW again! It's time for my new mission! That mission.....THE GLOBAL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! I'm the EBW Royal Crown Champion! I'm the #1 Ranked Contender! It's finally time for Trevor Mach to once again make the challenge. Tack Angel.....do me a favor and come out here if you would.

Almost on cue Tack Angel appeared along with his tag partner and girlfriend Tracy.

Tack Angel: I'm here Trev....and I'm glad to hear that you're serious about this.

Trevor Mach: I'm more then serious Tack. Look in my eyes....I don't think you've seen me this serious before buddy.

Tack Angel: Well in any case, I think these fans deserve the best matches possible. I don't claim to know what they all want, but by listening to them I think it's obvious that they want Tack Angel versus Trevor Mach!

Trevor Mach: They aren't the only ones Tack....I want that.....I want that challenge and I'm issuing it right now! So what's it gonna be?

Tack Angel: I haven't backed down from a challenge yet.....I'm not going to start here.....I accept!

Trevor Mach: I just want you to know something Tack. I think you're a great champion. I've been more proud of you then anybody.....but....to be the best....you have to beat the best. You haven't beaten me yet. I know you have the drive....and the tenacity to rise to the challenge....but look in my eyes Tack. I have more drive....more tenacity....more determination...and more fire then I have had in a LONG TIME! You haven't faced my kind of challenge yet! You and I.....are good friends.....but that doesn't change anything. You know full well that I have no qualms about facing my friends if I think it's the best match going, and I think...NO...I KNOW....that these fans and I agree.......Tack Angel versus Trevor Mach.....is the biggest match in EBW HISTORY! Don't expect the same from me as you got from Ness or w00t. They didn't come after you like I intend to. That's right Tack buddy....I'm coming after you. Tonight, I am entering myself into that open spot in the Tag Match to determine you and Tracy's next opponents. My partner? None other then the 100% Badass Biker Chick, Sexy Strong Style Lady M's! When we win tonight....get ready for X-cite....cause we're not waiting. It takes an intergender team to beat an intergender team...and we're coming after you.

Tack Angel: I wouldn't want it any other way.



After the confrontation we cut to outside where Nerma and Hater were standing by...



Nerma: Nerma here with not boyfriend Hater.

Hater: NYAH!

Nerma: Let me talk snookums....I mean.....a**hole! We're on the scene outside of the arena, where a mysterious black limo can be seen pulling away from the building. It looks like the same limo from an EBW.com news report, and just like in the report the limo was met by Mr. Ryan IQ. No one is sure as to the reasoning, but you can rest assured that we will attempt to get the bottom of it. Oh wait....on another note it looks like Lady M's is arriving to the arena on her chopper. M's....can we get a comment from you about your match tonight, where you and Trevor will be teaming up as an intergender team against The Alpha Beta and Fruit Inc?

Lady M's: You can try.

Nerma: Oh ok...wait what? M's, where are you going?

The first match of the evening saw the new #1 Ranked CXJ Tag Team of Bolshoi and Bakayaro have to instantly put that spot on the line against Lovekick Connection and the team of Generator and Hotlanta. This rookie team had the unfortunate task of facing two veteran teams, but they proved they were up to the challenge. Bolshoi handed Sal Paradise a rose, an act that caught him off guard long enough for Bolshoi to run the ropes and splash Sal and Jamie right out of the ring. Bakayaro escaped a Bellerophon Bomb by Hotlanta and pushed him into Generator, causing an impromptu tag off. Bakayaro quickly tossed Generator into the ring. They exchanged some lucha moves before Baka took control, hit the Baka Special, and quickly pinned Generator before Hotlanta could get involved. Bakayaro and Bolshoi pulled out a win by keeping the veterans teams scattered and confused. Clever tactics like these may make them a good match for the Sons of Bushido, who were standing a ringside watching their not challengers score the impressive win.

The next match saw Dynamic Dougie take on his former partner Akinan, with Dougie's #9 Spot on the line. Akinan recently turned on Dougie to go under the employ of Mr. Ryan IQ. Now the big man with a new look wants to run through his former partner once and for all, while the Dynamic one was dying to get some revenge....or just dying....because he took quite the beating in this encounter. As Dougie was removing his entrance gear Akinan ran over and bashed him into the corner with a hard elbow. He proceeded to toss Dougie around in a one sided affair. Whenever Dougie got in some offense, mostly stiff kicks, Akinan would simply take the blows and push Dougie back to the mat. He would get back up and start kicking again, but Akinan would once again just knock him down. A valiant effort, but Akinan was dominant and took the #9 Spot following a Bonebreaker Chokeslam and a pin. After the match Akinan kicked Dougie out of the ring as Ryan IQ made his way out followed by the Alpha Betas. They all joined Akinan in the ring. The presence of Lukie and Akinan brought Swift out of the crowd and he circled the ring like an animal waiting to strike.

Mr. Ryan IQ: Go ahead Swift! Step into the ring and my hired guns will tear you apart....well just enough for insurance reasons. I'm glad you're out here though, as I have an announcement to make that I would like you to hear. As we all know...I love money. I invest well.....I have a lot of it. I know all about "Greed". You have to have greed to make it in this or any business. Greed is good. I have this new business partner.....someone I'm bringing in for a very specific reason. He has become a fan of greed as well. You know who else who loves greed? My associates behind me. You see....I was given the go ahead by Poochyfud and Don Panini....to put together a team of the most elite....the best of the new generation. They will have the financial back of the Administration....and the influence and knowledge of a certain individual...my business partner. He was just here in his limo. He knows a thing or two about the good life as you can see. We've made our arrangement official and he'll be here to officially bring MY team together at the next X-cite. Swift.....if I were you.....I would be concerned. Remember folks "Greed is Good!"



At this point we went backstage to follow Lady M's as she entered the building....chopper and all. (Next segment written by Lady M's. Pictures done by Lady M's

Lady M's: Yo boys! How's my Lil' Tiger doing?

Security Guard #1: She isn't running so good, M's.

Lady M's: Awwww, damn it! I just bought this baby with some of the money I "borrowed" from Don Panini. She's custom too.

Security Gaurd #2: You stole from The Sandwich, damn you ARE as crazy as you are hot.

Lady M's: I'll pretend I did not hear that. Now get outta the way, so I can see what the damn deal is.



*M's gets on the bike and starts the engine. As she starts to leave, Alissa Flash suddenly appears and hits her in the back with a steel chair. The security flees as M's falls off the bike and to the floor. Flash now tells the groaning M's as she looks at her bike....*

Alissa Flash" Awww man, I bet that hurt too. Nice bike, by the way. I would hate for it to....

*Alissa Flash now knocks the bike over onto M's legs, and M's screams in pain. Flash now puts the chair down and tells M's....*

Alissa Flash: I warned you, M's. I told you to watch your back, but you didn't take my advice. Now you have paid the price for it. You should take my advice now and that advice is....

*Alissa Flash now gets really close in M's face, as she tells her seriously....*

Alissa Flash: Stay away from me. Cause I will hurt you, M's. If you try and come after me, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT COMPLETELY! Now you think about that and listen to what I say this time.

*Flash now gets up and M's tells her....*

Lady M's: ALISSA! You listen to me, very closely....

*M's now spits in Flash's face and gives her the finger as she tells her....*



Lady M's: FUCK YOU! You better finish the job now, while you still have the chance!

*Alissa Flash now picks up the chair and as she tells M's.....*

Alissa Flash: Finish the job now, huh?! You know what, M's....

*Alissa Flash now raises into the air as she tells M's....*

Alissa Flash: That's a pretty damn good idea!

*M's now taunts Flash as she about to hit her hard in the head with it.....*

Lady M's: Just do it then. And you better make sure it's a good shot too, bitch.

Alissa Flash: Oh you better believe it will be!

*Alissa Flash now goes to hit M's with the chair, but the security begins to run in and stop her. Flash now leaves quickly. The security and EMTs quickly rush over and check on M's as the scene fades out to a close from there.*

The next match was another Tanooki related squash, as Amigo came in guns blazing against Tanooki Rude. Quite frankly is surprising that Rude in his condition is still ranked as high as he is, but Amigo quickly remedied that situation by pinning Rude after a Release German Suplex. Amigo now finds himself in a good position at the #7 Spot, and he's also still in the running for the TV Title.

Match #4 saw teams come together for a big 8-Man Tag Team war. Maurice and Moz of Breakthrough Generation teamed with the returning Akatsuki to take on Captain Strong, Kinniku Mike, and SinDOS. KARAS appeared with Akatsuki and once again played mind games with SinDOS. more then anything this match saw Akatsuki brawl with SinDOS. Outside of a couple moments the other members of the respective teams stood back and let the monsters brawl. With KARAS standing by SinDOS continued to be confused by the mysterious man in black. This allowed KYO to drop Avion with the Cradle Piledriver and get the pin. Momentum shifts back in the favor of Akatsuki.



One more time to the back as the entire executive committee stood by to make a huge announcement...



Mr. Poochyfud: Poochyfud here, the GOD of EBW. The reason I am addressing you in the backstage is because those degenerate EBW Renegades can't be trusted....and I'm not for certain if w00t is lurking around either.

Tess: Heh....coward...

Mr. Poochyfud: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Tess: I'm sorry...poor choice of words....Chickens**t is more appropriate.

Mr. Poochyfud: It's that kind of attitude that got your Lady M's beaten down earlier in the night. By the way...I don't condone her language from earlier and she WILL be fined. I also don't know if she will make it to her match tonight....nor do I care....Mach can get beaten bloody all by himself for all I care. Speaking of Mach....I unfortunately have to make it official that Tack Angel will be defending the Global World Championship against the EBW Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach at the next PPV. That PPV will be none other then the second ever ZERO HOUR! As you all know the first Zero Hour was one of our biggest shows ever, and this one will be no different. Consider Zero Hour the next "Victory Explosion" of the year, as in this will be the BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR! A match like Tack vs. Trevor....two people I DESPISE! None the less....it will bring in the buys....so I'm willing to let them make me a great deal of money....I'm sure they'll love that. I would like to announce that I will be adding some spice to the match, but since everyone else seems to be waiting till X-cite to make their announcements then I will wait as well. Let me just tell you this....when I'm done...this really will be the biggest match in EBW history.

Back to the ring now as the Alpha Betas and Fruit Inc. stood at the ready as a focused and angry Trevor Mach made his way out to the ring. The Royal Crown Champion was coming out alone, as it appeared M's injuries might be keeping her in the back. Fruit Inc. rushed out of the ring and tried to get a 2-on-1 edge on Trevor Mach. He ducked their double lariat attempt and came running back with a flying knee on Apple Kid. He grabbed the startled Orange Kid by the nose and forced the nerdy Orange back into the ring to start the match. Lukie was in first for the Alpha Betas and blind sided Mach with a dropkick. He set him up for the 3-Point Tackle, but Trevor got creative and floored him with a Pele Kick. Orange Kid tried to blindside as well only to get a Hybrid style barrage of kicks and strikes from Mach. The Royal Crown Champ trapped Orange in a guillotine choke, but that brought in Troy, who quickly big booted Trevor to the mat. The match continued on like this for several minutes. Troy was kept out of the ring as both Apple and Orange Kid seemed scared of letting Lukie get to his corner. Late in the match Swift once again appeared from the crowd and got the attention of the Alpha Betas. As this was going down Trevor Mach floored Orange Kid with a Macha Ye. Suddenly, the theme of Sexy Strong Style hit, and a bloodied Lady M's limped down to the ring. Trevor smirked as he tagged her in and then went to brawl with Apple Kid. Orange woke up to eat a stomp by Lady M's. She picked him up and tossed him into the corner before unleashing an assault of kicks, slaps, and spinning back fists. She capped it off with her new finisher the Sexy Strong Stunner and pinned Orange Kid for the win. Trevor Mach and Lady M's did what they said they would and won the match. They will now go on to face the Tag Team Champions at the next X-cite. Tack and Tracy vs. Macho Sexy! Intergender Epic on the way!



In the main event the Global World Champion Tack Angel lead FSW Regional Champion Ness, and Jeff Andonuts against the team of Pokey Minch, Poo, and Franky. This was a classic bout, featuring 5 of EBW's originals all in the same ring. Their target of choice was of course Ness, as the team seems to be on an Anti-FSW movement, which is odd considering that two of the wrestlers are from Fourside Wrestling. Late in the match Poo busted out a pair of brass knuckles while Franky distracted the ref. Ness got clocked hard, but managed to tag in Jeff Andonuts. Jeff was also the victim of dirty tactics though, as Poo used the knuckles again. Pokey Minch rounded the ring and splashed Tack against the ring post. As the two brawled outside and Franky beat down a bleeding Ness, Poo hit the Starstorm Suplex on Jeff Andonuts and pinned him for a cheap win. The brawling continued after the match. Trevor Mach and Lady M's appeared at the entrance way, and their arrival was enough to distract the heels and turn the tide. Tack and the other "renegades" cleared the ring as the show came to a close. Next week....things really heat up. A Monday Nite X-cite you won't want to miss.



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Tag Team Rankings: #1 Spot
Bakayaro/Bolshoi beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD and Hotlanta/Generator (9:48) when Bakayaro hit the Baka Special on Generator.
2. Heavyweight Rankings: #9 Spot
Akinan beat Dynamic Dougie (5:25) with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam.
3. Heavyweight Rankings: #7 Spot
Amigo beat Rude (1:04) with a Release German Suplex.
4. 8-Man Tag Team Match
Maurice/Moz/Danny Leung/KYO beat Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike/Avion/Metrion (10:10) when KYO hit the Cradle Piledriver on Avion.
5. Tag Team Rankings: Interim #1 Spot
Trevor Mach/Lady M's beat Troy/Lukie and Apple Kid/Orange Kid (7:59) when Lady M's hit the Sexy Strong Stunner on Orange Kid.
6. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Pokey Minch/Poo[FSW]/Franky[FSW] beat Tack Angel/Ness/Jeff Andonuts (10:11) when Poo hit the Starstorm Suplex on Jeff Andonuts.

 

FSW opens up with General Manager Franky and Perfect Man with the remaining eight stars in the Rising Championship Tournament.



Franky: Ladies and gentlemen, we are now down to eight.  Eight stars left to fight it out for the right to become the first ever Rising Championship.  Unfortunately, my associate Poo won't be here tonight as he seems to have "personal issues" to resolve.  

Perfect Man:  Sure is unlike him to not be here.

Franky:  Eh, just let him have his day off.  

Perfect Man: These eight men will go for broke and...quit whistling!!  Stop it!!  Quit having googly eye for the girl!  STOP IT!  STOP THIS WHISTLING NOW!

Franky: Alright, to keep things in order, we have our first match.  Its time for the Reverend Lloyd Boner against The Subculture Matt Wilson.

The ring is cleared and the match between The Subculture and The Reverend is underway.  Subculture and The Reverend tested each other.  Subculture went for the Counterculture but The Reverend countered and went for the backslide.  The Reverend completed the backslide and got the surprising pin to advance to the semi final leaving Subculture shocked.



Subculture got out of the ring and joined Franky and Perfect Man.

Perfect Man:  Wow, tough luck.  You almost had him.

Wilson: Yea.

Perfect Man:  This Boner guy is a tricky and...what are you doing?  Why you take your shorts off?  Put some pants on!!...Thank you!  Next time you decide to change in the crowd at least say you are.

Wilson: Whatever.

We go backstage to Jay, Junior, and Jessica.



Jessica: I can't believe you two are fighting each other...FOR ME!  Hehe.

Jay: Nothing at all.

Junior:  I still think this is ridiculous.

Jay: Come on!  If we're gonna face other, at least make it so we fight for something.

Jessica:  Guys, what should I wear?

Jay: Jessie, you look fine right now.  No need to change.

Jessica:  But I wanna dress for the occasion.  Making it special.

Jay: Umm...sure.

Few minutes later...

Jessica: Ok, how's this?

Jay:  Wow.

Junior:  I have to admit.  That looks good.  

The next match is a continued feud between Mr. Jennings and MB Callahan.  Mr. Jennings, to no surprise, brought out his Noah Enterprises group.  Callahan tried to keep an eye on Jennings while watching over his back for Noah Enterprises.  Callahan dominated Jennings while keeping his distance away from the group.  Callahan drops Jennings with the Whirley Bird but made one critical mistake afterwards.  Callahan went for the Pounce and went at the side where the Noah group are at.  Fergus took the opportunity and grabbed Callahan's leg.  Callahan turned around and tried attack at Fergus.  Bubu laid the first shot but gets a big elbow.  Skeleton thrusts Callahan followed by a big lariat from Hangman.  Jennings hits the Sliding Noah on Callahan and it was over.



After the match, Callahan slowed got up and grabbed a mic.

Callahan:  Everytime I attempt to go for a title, its always a convenience that YOU always ended up being in my way and preventing from winning a title.  Jennings!  You have been on my ass since day one!  Jennings, I promise you this.  Someday.  Someday, Jennings.  Someday, I will get you back.  Someday, YOU will feel the rue!  Time is ticking and its ticking fast.  

Olly Oliver and Monoxide squared off in a high flying exhibition.  Olly whips Monoxide and Monoxide springboards into a backflip over Olly.  Olly springboards with a back elbow on Monoxide.  Monoxide got up and missed the Carbon Detector and Olly went for the Shuffle Muffle Muzzle Duff.  Monoxide quickly rolled Olly over while Olly tried to apply the submission.  Near fall.  Olly rolled to the outside and Monoxide flew over the top rope with a Monoxide Special.  Both got back into the ring and Monoxide slams Olly down.   Olly trips Monoxide over and Monoxide quickly got up and hit the Lung Blower.  Monoxide went for the Carbon Monoxide Press but Olly got his knees up.  Olly hits the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza and went up to the top rope.  Olly hits the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon and got the win.



Partners square off as Jay Chung and Junior went one on one with a chance to not only to advance on the tournament but a prize of having Jessica's company.  Jay and Junior didn't take each other lightly and went blow for blow in this one.  Perfect Man seems to be concentrating really well at the match.  Jay whips Junior into the corner and Wall Flip Kick off of Junior but gets a high kick from Junior afterwards.  Junior proceeds to kick Jay down at the back of the head.  Junior hits the Northern Lights Suplex but gets a near fall.  Junior continues the offense with his vicious kicks.  Jay caught one of the kicks and proceeds with a legsweep followed by a standing moonsault.  Jay went for signature moonsault but lands on his feet as Junior moved away.  Junior hits another high kick at Jay and attempted a PK.  Jay drops back and grabbed Juniors leg.  Jay cradles Junior and hits the Victoria Peak on Junior to win the match and Jessica as Jessica is jumping for joy at both men.  



Backstage, there is a commotion going on.  



Swift: What you mean I can't go in?

Security scrub A:  How many times do we have to repeat ourselves?  You cannot enter the arena sir.

Swift:  Jessica is in there!  I must take a look at that fine piece of white ass!  Swift like a fine white ass!  

Security scrub B:  We can't allow you entry sir!

Swift:  Grand Pappy Swift.  You better hold me back before I go POWEEERRRRR!!!! on these dummies!

Grand Pappy Swift:  Boy!  Get your ass outside before you don hurt yourself!  Hurry your ass up boy!  You are becoming a bitchass again!!  

Security Scrub B:  I'd listen to him sir.

Swift: Quit blocking my way!  Or else I'd BLOCK!! you myself!  BLOCK!!  BLOCK!!  What you doing?  BLOCK!!  BLOCK!!  THROWN OUT THE DOOR!!  OW!!  Be warned!!  I have the POWEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!  EXPLOSIIIIIOOOONNNNSS!!!!

Security scrub A: Shut up.  *throws something*

*CLOCK*

Swift: A BRICK!!  *falls flat*

In the first semifinal match, Olly Oliver faces the Reverend Lloyd Boner.  The Reverend grounded Olly throughout the match to try to keep Olly off the ropes.  The Reverend locks on a Butterfly Lock and Olly tries to have his foot reach the rope.  Olly eventually breaks the hold and the Reverend attempts the Offering.  Olly amazingly lands on his feet and hits the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza.  Olly went for the top rope and hits the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon on The Reverend to advance to the finals.



Jay Chung takes on Mr. Jennings in the second semifinal match.  Jay is accompanied by Jessica and Junior while Mr. Jennings has his entire group of employees with him.  Junior tries to protect Jessica from the Noah group as Perfect Man is, well, being Perfect Man.  Jennings had Jay down after a Rolling Elbowand went for the Big Boss Choker.  Jay eventually had his foot on the ropes to break the hold.  Fergus was too late to prevent Jay from reach the rope break.  Jay hits a spinning 540 kick on Jennings and launches himself over the top rope onto Noah Enterprises.  Jay quickly went back into the ring but gets the Sliding Noah from Jennings.  Jennings almost had the match as Jay kicked out.  Jennings locks on the Snapper but Jay turns on his back and kicks Jennings down.  Jay went for the jacknife and gets the three count to go to the finals as Junior and Jessica celebrates.



Things focused at Perfect Man and Perfect Man had a mic in hand.

Perfect Man: Sorry boss, but Perfect Man has to vent.

Franky: Go ahead.  I'm gonna go take care of some business.  I'm leaving the rest to you two.

Perfect Man:  Alright.  Sorry Chase for you to wait on Perfect Man before the match but Perfect Man has to do this.  Ladies and gentlemen, as you may know, Perfect Man doesn't like things that take too long to happen.  You see, Perfect Man saw someone backstage before the show started.  Perfect Man saw Kinniku Mike.  Kinniku Mike!  I'm calling you out because Perfect Man wants to end this thing.  Perfect Man wants a truce.  

Kinniku Mike comes out.

Perfect Man:  This stupid beef over gimmicks has taken way out of proportion.  So Perfect Man will take this opportunity to call a truce.  Perfect Man wants you to shake hands and let bygones be bygones.  Wuddya say?

Kinniku Mike extends his hand but gets a microphone slammed onto his mouth with teeth flying out.  Then, Perfect Man took the opportunity to hit the Perfect Driver.

Perfect Man:  CHASE!  Ring the bell!  



Perfect Man got Mike's leg hooked and the bell rang.  Chase makes the pin and the "match" is over.  Perfect Man is all smiles as he leaves the ring with The Subculture.  

The finals are here.  Jay Chung and Olly Oliver face off for the first time.  Jay and Olly put on a great match as both stars took hit after hit while Jessica is on the outside cheering for Jay.  Jay went for the spinning 540 kick but Olly blocks it and hits a spinning wheel kick on Jay.  Olly bounces off the ropes and Jay hits a frankensteiner but Olly quickly got back up and hits the Shuffle Muffle Muzzle Duff.  Olly locks on the submission tight as Jay tries to everything he can to break the hold in the middle of the ring.  Olly has the hold on for a long time as a worried Jessica looked on.  Suddenly, Jay reaches out and finally broke the hold.  Olly drags Jay to the corner and attempted the move that has won him his to the finals, Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.  Olly missed.  Jay slowly took the opportunity and hits the Super Jay Press.  Jay had the pin but Olly it too close to the ropes.  Jay looks on and picked up Olly.  Jay went for the Victoria Peak but couldn't get Olly up.  Olly stand his ground and suddenly hits the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza.  Olly completes the bridge and wins the Rising Championship.



The title is brought to the ring and Chase presented the title to Olly.  Jay looks on in disappointment as Jessica tries to comfort him.  Olly hold the title up high until Pokey Minch, Apple Kid, and Orange Kid jumped the rail.  Olly tries to fight all three but is no match.  Jay tells Jessica to stay outside as Jay tries to help Olly.  Suddenly, Kinniku Mike came into the ring and hits the Release Dragon Suplex on Jay as the Anti-FSW trio continue to stomp on Olly.  

Pokey left the ring  and high tailed it as he saw MB Callahan and Monoxide run down the entry way.  Mike got out and looks at Jessica.  Mike grabs Jessica and tries to flee at the entry way.  Mike is blocked off by Junior and, surprisingly, Perfect Man.  Junior went for a kick but caught nothing but air as Mike scurries off with Jessica screaming for help.  Junior chased after Mike to try to get Jessica back for Jay.  Then, an angry FSW locker room storms out and the Anti-FSW group retreated through the crowd.  The FSW locker room attends to Jay and Olly as the Anti-FSW trip looks on from the crowd as Kinniku Mike continues to get chased by Junior.  



FSW 12: Rise 2
Fourside Arena
1. Round 2: Reverend Lloyd Boner def. Matt Wilson (6:39) with a backslide.
2. Round 2: Mr. Jennings def. MB Callahan (9:38) with the Sliding Noah.
3. Round 2: Olly Oliver def. Monoxide (8:36) with the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.
4. Round 2: Jay Chung def. Junior (13:32) with the Victoria Peak.
5. Semi Final: Olly Oliver def. Reverend Lloyd Boner (5:40) with the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.  
6. Semi Final: Jay Chung def. Mr. Jennings (10:32) with a jacknife pin.
7. Unsanctioned Match:  Perfect Man def. Kinniku Mike (:03) by pinfall.  
8. Final: Olly Oliver def. Jay Chung (13:30) with the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza

-



Anti-FSW Contingent invade FSW!



This was the scene at the recent Fourside Wrestling show, where the EBW Farm League was holding a tournament to determine the 1st ever Rising Champion. Fan Favorite Olly Oliver won the tournament after narrowly defeating Jay Chung, but as he was celebrating the Anti-FSW group stormed into the arena and went on the attack. Pokey Minch and Fruit Inc. attempted to get the upper hand on the FSW team one day before their supposed street fight on X-cite. The escalating tension between FSW's stars of the future and the disgruntled originals is reaching a fevered pitch! An interesting occurrence happened during the melee. Kinniku Mike, humiliated and angry after a surprise loss to Perfect Man came out to join the Anti-FSW group, but then diverted his course by abducting FSW vixen Jessica and escaping from her friends Jay Chung and Jr. definite anarchy caused by EBW, and another pretty face in the clutches of Kinniku Mike.

UPDATE: Kinniku Mike Captured!

We have just received word that Kinniku Mike was soon captured after his abduction of FSW valet Jessica. Head of Police Captain Strong is also Mike's mentor and was quick to get him bailed out. We have just received footage from the police station and we take you there now...



Captain Strong: Damn it Mike!   

Kinniku Mike: I'm sorry! I've had a really....REALLY...bad couple of weeks.....and you know what happens when I'm around pretty ladies!

Captain Strong: Yes....unfortunately I do....we have to work on that Mike, people are starting to talk.

Kinniku Mike: So am I free to go?

Captain Strong: As soon as you film a couple of PSA's warming women of people....such as yourself....

Kinniku Mike: HEY! I'm a well adjusted slaughterhouse!

Captain Strong: Sure you are....before I tell you everything that is wrong with what you just said I think we need to discuss another matter.

Kinniku Mike: I WON'T ABDUCT JESSICA AGAIN!

Jay Chung: Damn right you won't!

Jr. : *Sigh*

Captain Strong: No, I'm talking about those upstart FSW losers.

Kinniku Mike: What about them?

Captain Strong: Well think about it! This whole time my mission has been to decide who I want in EBW. As an EBW original I'm not too happy about the upstart punks either. That's why you and I have been trying to keep down Amigo's Breakthrough Generation! But now look at this! These FSW guys are trying to sneak in from the side door and I want no part of it! I want this stopped now!

Kinniku Mike: So...what do you suggest?

Captain Strong: I think we'll be at that X-cite rumble. Oh no....don't look now, but here comes Lady M's.

Kinniku Mike: Talicious?! Darn! You mean we could have shared a cell?!

Captain Strong: What did you do now you trouble maker?!

Lady M's: I MAY have totaled Bertha Poochyfud's car during a reckless joyride....but I can't quite be sure of that.

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: HA! That's my Tali! Seriously though, I'll have you bailed out in time for X-cite hot stuff.

Lady M's: Thanks Trevtastic. X-cite's gonna be fun!

Trevor Mach: YOU KNOW IT!

Kinniku Mike: Any chance you could lock me back in the cell with Tali for awhile?

Captain Strong: ....Get the hell out of here Mike.

-



Kinniku Mike Captured and Jessica is free!

Kinniku Mike has been captured and was put behind bars as the once-kidnapped Jessica is set free from Mike's grasps.  The capture was short-lived as Kinniku Mike was bailed moments after by his mentor, Captain Strong, who happens to be Head of Police.  Captain Strong had a small talk to Kinniku Mike about joining the brawl at EBW's X-Cite show and wants to put a stop to FSW.



Jessica comes home.

Jay and Junior brought Jessica to their apartment and gets ready for the encounter against the Anti-FSW group.



Jay: Alright, at risk of you getting kidnapped by another pervert, you stay here.

Jessica: You mean I can't come with you?

Junior:  Can't.  We got lucky when Kinniku Mike got captured and you were free this fast.  Who knows how long it'll be if it happens again.

Jay: He's right.  I can't have you get into trouble again.  So I called you hotel to cancel any future stays with them and you can stay with us here.

Jessica:  Ok.  But will you be ok?

Jay:  Of course.  If you're worried just turn on the TV and see if we're doing ok.

Jessica:  Ok.  Awww, look at that TV.  Its so cute and pink!

Jay: EE yea.  And if you're tired, the beds are over there.

Junior:  How funny that there are two beds and one of them happens to be mine.  

Jay: Who says she's taking your bed?  Besides, you can always sleep on the couch like you always do.  

Junior:  You know.  One day, we'll need to get a bigger apartment now that there's the three of us.  An apartment with ROOMS this time.

Jay: Yea, I'll get to that.  But yea Jessie, just make yourself at home.  You'll be staying with us now so feel free.  Its all yours too.

Jessica: Aww...thanks you guys.  I'll return the favor sometime.

Jay:  Don't worry about it...or better yet, you and me can...

Junior: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Jessica:  Hehe, you guys are so funny together.

Jay: Hehe.  Well we gotta go.  Just holler if you need anything.  Ok?

Jessica:  K.  Um, Jay.  Junior.

Junior:  Yes?

Jay: Yea?

Jessica:  Be careful.  

Jay:  Will do.

Jay and Junior went out of the house.

Jay: YES!!  She digs me!!

Junior: And my life as the proverbial third wheel begins.

-



A crazy night for wrestling fans everywhere! Monday Nite X-cite turned the wrestling world upside down tonight, with a stacked show full of great matches as well as all out chaos! EBW never settles for the status quo, and the paradigm has once again been shifted. The night kicked off with a shot of the Fourside Expo Center's parking lot, where the rookies of FSW told the the Anti-FSW contingent of EBW to meet them for a straight up street fight. The parking lot seemed empty.....for now. On a night that would also see Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and Tack Angel step into the ring to face each other in tag action with Lady M's and Tracy along for the ride, the rest of the card also looked good, and delivered good matches.

The first match featured a hot 3-Way match in the CXJ Division for Shadow's #2 Spot. Bakayaro and Lucas were foaming at the mouth at the opportunity and really brought it to the CXJ Bully. The inclusion of Grudge at ringside helped Shadow though, until Anguish made his way out of the fans and floored his former tag partner with a chair. Shadow was livid and went off on Anguish from the ring, but he had his back turned as Bakayaro and Lucas fought one-on-one. Last time their fought Bakayaro narrowly, but this time Lucas had the upper hand. He snapped off a suplex before picking up Bakayaro for the Spinning Impaler followed by the big win! Lucas is the new #2 Contender! This further sent Shadow into a fury and he wanted to take his anger out on Anguish, but his former student once again slipped into the crowd.



Another shot to the parking lot and it was still empty, but the fans were buzzing over the potential showdown to come.

The second match was a 6-Man CXJ Tag Match featured Dave Larmore, Hotlanta, and Generator, taking on the all gold Bushido Crusade. These teams went to war for a solid 10 minutes. Dave's brawling meshed well with Given and Taken, while Picky was able to use his hybrid style to ground Generator and Hotlanta. The former champ made a really good showing despite obviously being intoxicated, and won the match for his team following a Hardcore Hangover on Taken. Dave gets some momentum for an upcoming title challenge.

We cut back outside and the crowd began to pop as the FSW guys entered the scene, namely: Ahmed, Olly Oliver, MB Callahan, Remy(really?), and lead by Randy no Kachi.



Randy no Kachi: Franky! Poo! Pokey! Fruit Inc.! Are you here? It's time! Come out come out wherever you are!

Sheik Ahmed: Hmm....maybe they forgot?

MB Callahan: *scoff* Are you out of your mind! These guys have been foaming at the mouth obviously!

Olly Oliver: Yeah....I've got the bruises to prove it.

Remy: They are just scared because I'm here! Haha! Bring it on EBW losers!

At that moment, as Remy was doing a silly cart wheel, Apple Kid and Orange Kid popped out from behind a trashcan, grabbed Remy, and slammed him headfirst into a trash can. Pokey and Franky casually walked out as well.

Franky: Well well well.....you pansies actually decided to show....I'm impressed....somewhat.

Randy no Kachi: Underestimating us isn't such a good idea boss!

Franky: I see.....but you could also say the same for me.

Pokey Minch: Strong! Mike! NOW!

Suddenly, Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong sprang up from behind some trucks and went on the attack. Mike immediately charged Sheik Ahmed and tackled him into the wall where we started throwing rights and lefts.



The rest of the brawlers got into it and the street fight ensued. Randy no Kachi quickly got the upper hand on Franky by dropkicking him to the ground. Captain Strong went for FSW Rising Champion Olly Oliver, but the champ pulled out a steel chair to fend him off. Fruit Inc. brought out some crutches and bashed MB Callahan over the head with them. Tanooki Rude and Black Cena arrived on the scene, but did little to get involved. Pokey Minch was barking out orders when Mr. Jennings appeared. The FSW star smirked and faded back into the shadows before.....



Before charging over Pokey Minch with a shopping cart carrying FSW's Perfect Man. Elsewhere, Fruit Inc. left Callahan on the ground and assisted Franky in his assault on Randy no Kachi. Olly Oliver used his chair to mow down Captain Strong and Kinniku Mike, before helping up Sheik Ahmed who quickly got back into the fight. Tanooki Rude actually got involved and started using Black Cena as a trampoline.



The shopping cart carrying Perfy toppled over on Pokey Minch and sent Perfect Man flying like a cannonball right towards Kinniku Mike. On the other side of Mike, Trevor Mach popped out of the shadows to deliver a flying Macha Ye on his old nemesis at the same time as the Perfect Cannonball. Mach and Perfy traded a staredown before breaking off and getting into separate fights. Why was Trevor Mach there again? Both the heels and faces of FSW continued to work together in what was turning into a huge war. Junior and Jay Chung hit the scene and got into it with Fruit Inc. while Captain Strong and Olly Oliver fought over the steel chair. Finally, former FSW Regional Champion Poo hit the scene. He looked like he was about to pounce of Randy no Kachi, when he suddenly shocked everyone in the brawl and all the viewers when he clocked Franky. Poo was actually coming in to save FSW?! Randy no Kachi stood by confused as the tag partners bickered and pushed each other. The chaos finally came to a head when The Poochyfud Administration entered the scene with a full cadre of police officers. The FSW guys as well as the EBW guys began to scatter, but some were getting scooped up. Captain Strong adjusted his hat and pretended like he was in charge of the police operation the whole time. The whole brawl had the fans cheering from beginning to end. The big question though was why Poo decided to help Randy no Kachi?



While order was being restored and the fans were taking in all that had just happened, we cut to the back where Nerma and Hater were with the participants of tonight's main event.



Hater: NYAH! Hater and Nerma here....or as the internet has dubbed us....."Nater"!

Tack Angel: Huh....who has called you that?

Nerma: No one....literally no one. We're here the participants of tonight's tag title matchup! Global World Champion Tack Angel and Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach are set to meet at Zero Hour, in what is already being called the most anticipated matchup in EBW history. But these two will get a shot at each other tonight when they join with Tracy and Lady M's respectively, in an Intergender Tag Team match with the coveted tag team titles on the line! Now before we get to your thoughts on the matchup, I HAVE to ask you about the big brawl that just happened prior to this interview. Trevor, you found yourself getting involved....why is that?

Trevor Mach: Ha! Well it looked like so much fun and I was getting warmed up for the big fight tonight. Besides, I've got to keep my old buddy Mike on his toes! Seriously though, I understand exactly why those FSW guys wanted to throw down. They are trying to fight for their right to exist. I can respect that. Of course I bleed EBW, so they better not cross the line or I might have to get involved.

Tack Angel: Same here, as the Global World Champion I understand all about fighting to keep what you've got. At the same time as a representative of EBW we've got to keep our eye on this stuff.

Tracy: Exactly Tack, Poochyfud likes to call us Renegades, but let's face it, we're his bread and butter. This company is on Tack's shoulders. He won't let it get ruined by anybody. I am happy that the FSW guys showed what they are made of though.

Lady M's: ....what?.....oh the FSW brawl? I thought it was hilarious. But I'm more interested in the part where Macho Sexy takes the tag belts.

Nerma: That's right, let's move on to the subject at hand. EBW Tag Team Champions Tack Angel and Tracy have been a strong intergender team, this will be the first time they go against another intergender team, and possibly one of the best combos in wrestling today. What are you thoughts Tack?

Tack Angel: Well, honestly I look forward to standing on the other side of the ring against Trevor Mach, singles or tag match. Since I joined EBW this is the match up I've been waiting for. I knew it was just a matter of time. As for tonight's match I feel relieved. With another intergender team Tracy can really show what she can do. I think Trevor and I agree that we'll tag out if one of the women is tagged in.

Trevor Mach: That's right, cause it takes a woman to hit a woman! Tack, I think it's safe to say that Macho Sexy has the edge tonight. Cause sure I would never lay a finger on Tracy......but I can't say the same for Tali laying a hand on you.

Lady M's: *Cracks knuckles* Hehehe....

Tack Angel: Oh....uh....uhoh.

Trevor Mach: This is the first step Tack my friend! I'm coming after you....WE'RE coming after you! I'm not letting up either. I'm talking scorched earth man! BOOSH! Cause like the Kurgan from Highlander once said "It's better to burn out then to fade away!".

Tack Angel: Highlander....I like that movie.

Trevor Mach: Yeah me too! We should watch it later! BUT NO TIME FOR THAT RIGHT NOW! We've got a title match to win! BOOSH!

Tracy: Um....let's put on a good fight tonight M's.

Lady M's: .......Just be glad you're not Alyssa Flash. Of course I could pretend you are. *wink*

Tracy: Oh....*gulp*.

Nerma: Well, that does it back here so let's take it to the fro....



Swift: AHHHH!!! This promo is too powerful to be stopped! I"m gonna keep my eye on Ryan IQ tonight! He better watch his back tonight or else it's POUNCE! BLACKHAMMER! EXPLOSIOOOONS!!!!!

Nerma: ......um....back to the front?

Finally back to the ring, as Akinan was set to face Rude in a Heavyweight Ranking Match for the #8 Spot. Of course the match was an easy win for Akinan. As expected, he tossed around the Tanooki Suit wearing Rude before finishing him off with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam. Akinan easily moved up yet another spot in the rankings, but that wasn't the most notable part of this match. As Akinan was throwing around Rude the mysterious black limo actually appeared out the curtains and parked on the X-cite set! Out of the limo came Ryan IQ, Troy, and Lukie. After the match Ryan IQ grabbed a mic.

Mr. Ryan IQ: Ladies and Gentlemen, a big hand for Akinan please. A bright future for this big man. Why is that? Because he decided he wasn't going to wait in line. He wanted to jump to the front with the elite. He got greedy....and "Greed....is good". That's what this new stable is all about. Not only are we hunting down "certain enemies" of the Poochyfud Administration, but we're also on the move for money and power! This team will be elite for one reason....the same attribute we all share.....Greed. That is why I am officially dubbing this super team "Greed". To form a team of this caliber though.....you need someone to bring them all together....someone....who knows everything about the business. Someone who knows all about greed. That man....is none other then.....THE GREEN LEGEND LITTLE MAC!!!



Little Mac: Thank you! Thank you! Long time no see EBW! By the way....that's Mr. Mac to all of you! I have missed this place soooo much....actually....that's not true at all....I miss getting paid! Paid like a legend deserves to be! In case you didn't know....I love money. Hell, why do you think I'm always wearing the green wrestling gear?! I started in this business to make money. I became a legend and signed with NCW when they promised seven figures! I've always gone where the money was! Sure, I liked people looking at me like a role model too, but the fact has always been that I didn't need any of that. As long as I knew that I was the best around, and as long as I knew that I was getting paid...you fans could stick it! I retired from EBW so I could sit at home and collect what was left of my contract. The plan was then to let the big promotions get into a bidding war once I decided I wanted to come back. I didn't have to wait for that though. Ryan IQ came to me with a big money contract and a big plan. He wants me to guide his new team. Teach them what I know....show them real skills....show them some class. As you can see Lukie here has really stepped up his game with that suit. Troy....he won't be wearing a suit....because he's Troy. These three are going to get paid and their going to get made....with me leading the way. We're always open to new recruits as well....but it's not what Greed can do for you....it's what you can do for Greed. What's wrong? You fans don't like what I have to say? Well SHUT UP! I could care less. We're Greed, and like my new Alpha Beta friends once said...that makes us BETTER THEN YOU!

This hectic night full of action was far from over and already so much had gone down. As the fans tried to take in the betrayal of the returning "Green Hero", we went backstage again with Hater and Nerma.



Nerma: Nerma and Hater here again! This time we're with FSW Regional Champion Ness and Mr. SCIENCE! Jeff Andonuts. Tonight, they will take on the FSW team of Franky and Poo, but after tonight's brawl we're not sure what is going to happen. Jeff, what do you....

Ness: Save it....he's just going to talk about science.

Jeff Andonuts: He....he's right.

Ness: Let me just say, as FSW Regional Champion I've gotten a chance to get to know these guys a little. They are passionate about wrestling. I don't think anyone should stand in there way. At the same time I think they need to slow down and wait their turn. Randy no Kachi proved himself....I think the rest of them will in time. I'm not going to try and get involved too much though as I have my own issues to deal with.....like a brother I never knew I had....and he hates me automatically.....yeah that's what I'm going through....a little slice of my life right now. As for tonight, I'm not worried about the match one way or the other. Neither Poo or Franky are the threat they once were so long ago. I think we've all lost a little bit of that old spark, but while I'm trying to find it again, Franky and Poo are going the wrong way in that respect. So let them try anything....this belt on my shoulder proves my point.

Poo: You're right....

Ness: Poo?

Poo: I've been making some bad choices.....but that's behind me now. I have new plans....I just thought you should know.

Ness: ......

We cut to another part of the backstage area where the Police were still rounding up members of FSW.



Perfect Man: Ha! Perfect Man will NOT be taken in by you lowly cops!

Policeman #1: ....Get down or I will shoot you.

Perfect Man: .....Perfy will comply.

Mr. Poochyfud: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED FRANKY!?!

Franky: *sigh* I don't know what to tell you Mr. Poochyfud.

Mr. Poochyfud: I was willing to play along with this for a ratings pop, but this got WAY OUT OF HAND! These little punks are scattered all over the building, and I've been busy hunting them down all night! I have a major announcement to make tonight regarding the Zero Hour main event, I have no time for these antics!

Franky: Understood. I'll take care it in FSW.

Mr. Poochyfud: Don't bother! Don Panini has already decided to fine all the wrestlers that got involved tonight.

Franky: Damn that sneaky sandwich!

Mr. Poochyfud: What I want to know is what you plan on doing tonight, now that Poo has apparently lost his mind.

Franky: I don't know what Poo's problem is all of a sudden, but I'll do what I have to do.

Mr. Poochyfud: See that you do....remember, I brought you back from obscurity, and I can toss you right back.

Franky: .....

We returned to the action with a 3-Team Tag Match featuring 3 of the remaining participants in the TV Title Tournament. Amigo and Maurice of Breakthrough Generation, Captain Strong and Kinniku Mike, and the Alpha Betas of the brand new Greed stable. Mike and Strong were showing strain from the brawl earlier in the show, but they were still focused on bringing the hurt to Amigo and Maurice. In fact so were the two members of Greed, although Troy had no issue reminding Mike about their EBW Live! collision. This was a very exciting encounter until suddenly Randy no Kachi lead more members of the FSW into the ring. Junior and Jay Chung tried to brawl with Mike after what he did at the last FSW show while Randy and Mr. Jennings showed a rare cohesion as they stalked Lukie, who quickly exited the ring. Troy left the ring as well, but that was so he could chase off Nerdler and get his hands on Remy. Actually....he got his boots on Remy by smashing him with a Punt Kick and leaving him in a pool of his own blood. Why? Because he's Troy. Amigo and Maurice just stood back in shock as police stormed the ring and rounded up the remaining members of the FSW group. Randy no Kachi insisted that he be arrested along side his allies in his former promotion.



The ramifications of the show stopping brawl continued to be felt in the next match, as Franky had plenty of words for Poo when they teamed to take on FSW Regional Champion Ness and Jeff Andonuts. Throughout most of the match they continued to bicker, until Poo finally clocked Franky again when he tried to tag him in. This lead to Franky walking into Jeff Andonuts, who hit the Sweet Science Suplex and scored the big pinfall victory. Poo simply walked away from the ring as a confused Ness and Jeff celebrated. A quick appearance was made by Ness's brother Ninten before he quickly disappeared into the crowd.



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It was now time for the big main event on a show already packed to the brim with action and chaos. You would think it would be hard to top the show so far, but these two teams managed it, as Tack Angel and Tracy attempted to defend the EBW Tag Team titles against Macho Sexy. Trevor and Tack both stood in the ring staring each other down before deciding to tag in in M's and Tracy respectively. These two women became famous for their epic wars back when women's wrestling promotion Sparkle was still just the EBW's women's division. M's came out swinging and swinging hard. The lady was holding nothing back as she brawled with Tracy. Tracy stumble back after a sort exchange and tagged in Tack. Tack was hesitant to step in the ring as Lady M's paced back and forth waiting. He practically begged M's to tag in Trevor, but Sexy Strong Style played with him a bit first, circling the ring and putting the fear into him before finally smirking and tagging in Mr. Machismo. Mach quickly shot in on Tack, and the first exchange between the Zero Hour participants began. Trevor immediately tried to sink in a Kimura, but Tack got to the ropes. Trevor got up and dragged Tack away from the ropes before getting in some ground and pound. Tack once again scrambled. Trevor charged at Tack, but ate a high kick from the Global World Champion. Tack started firing back with strikes and mid kicks before trying an STO that Trevor elbowed his way out of it. It was back and forth excitement from two champions until they both tagged back out and M's and Tracy continued with their back and forth as well. An exciting matchup and definitely the longest on the card by far. Just after the 20 minute mark Tack found himself once again confronted by Lady M's. Neither man had touched a lady so far except for one time where Tack tripped and tagged Tracy in...a little inappropriately...he was still red in the face from that one. Tack once again pleaded with M's not to make him wrestle her. M's looked like she was going to walk away, but she quickly turned around and nailed Tack with a kick followed by the Sexy Strong Stunner. The crowd popped for this, but still rooted for Tack to get back to his feet. M's then tagged in Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting, who waited for Tack to get to his knees before hitting the Macha Ye followed by the 1....2.....3!!! Macho Sexy won the huge main event and claim the EBW Tag Team Titles! The second intergender team to hold the belts! Trevor and M's helped Tack to his feet. Tack and Tracy showed respect to their opponents and they all rose their hands in a show of that. Nothing personal, but Macho Sexy brought it to the ring and were more prepared to win on this night. As Tack and Tracy began to head to the back, Mr. Poochyfud appeared with his security.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hello all, I don't mean to interrupt...wait...yes I do...I don't like to acknowledge the achievements of the renegades. The reason I'm here is because I told you all that I had an announcement to make concerning the huge main event at Zero Hour....the time is now for that announcement. First....let's get something straight.....Tack...I hate you....Trevor.....I hate you. I can't decide which one of you I hate more. I don't like that you're both fighting over the belt! Neither of you are the champion that I want for my company, but until I make a few certain moves....let's just say I have to play with the cards I'm dealt with at the moment. As for you two....there is nothing I want to see more then to see you two DESTROY each other. That's why I'm going to lift my PG ban for Zero Hour....as if any of you punks abide by it in the first place. I'm going to book you two in a match....a match that has only happened one other time in EBW....a bloody match....a painful match. The last time Zero Hour rolled around......we saw a war of epic proportions during this match. I believe that this will top that. This will push the "biggest match in EBW history" to NEW HEIGHTS! You two....are going to bleed for that belt....you're going to hurt each other for that belt....maybe not because you want to....but to win....you'll have to. I....am THE GOD of EBW......and I'm send you two renegades straight to hell.....3 STAGES OF HELL!



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. EBW CXJ Rankings 3-Way Match: #2 Spot
Lucas beat Shadow and Bakayaro (5:53) with the Spinning Impaler on Bakayaro.
2. 6-Man CXJ Tag Match
Dave Larmore/Hotlanta/Generator beat Picky Minch/Given/Taken (10:29) when Dave Larmore hit the Hardcore Hangover on Taken.
3. EBW Heavyweight Rankings Match: #8 Spot
Akinan beat Rude (0:19) with the Bonebreaker Chokeslam.
4. 3-Team Tag Match
Amigo/Maurice vs. Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike vs. Troy/Lukie (12:01) went to a No Contest.
5. Tag Team Match
Ness/Jeff Andonuts beat Franky[FSW]/Poo[FSW] (13:44) when Jeff Andonuts hit the Sweet Science Suplex on Franky.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship Match
Trevor Mach/Lady M's beat Tack Angel/Tracy(c) (21:13) when Trevor Mach hit the Macha Ye on Tack Angel to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!

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Introducing: The Prevention!



After the chaotic installment of X-cite that saw FSW appear in force. brawl with EBW stars in the parking lot, and interrupt match ups, the Anti-FSW contingent has decided to formalize their conflict with FSW and it's rising stars by forming a Poochyfud Sanctioned Stable: The Prevention!



Mr. Poochyfud brought the new group together today for a photo op. Captain Strong and Pokey Minch have both decided to work together to bring down the "youth rebellion" and make sure that the only wrestlers to get pushed are Poochyfud authorized wrestlers. They wasted no time in making big challenges, and challenged FSW to send 5 guys to Zero Hour for a 5-on-5 elimination tag match. The match was instantly approved, and if FSW decides to not to show, then it will be considered a forfeit victory for The Prevention. During the road to Zero Hour, The Prevention will be trying to make sure that FSW doesn't pull anymore tricks like the huge brawl on X-cite that still has people buzzing.   

EBW Zero Hour News and Notes! 3 Stages of Hell!

The main event and location have been set for Zero Hour 2010! This epic and potentially bloody showcase will go down at the Saturn Dome and will feature the biggest match in EBW History, Tack Angel versus Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting in 3 Stages of Hell for the Global World Championship! Two other matches have been announced so far. The anticipated No Rules Tag Team Match between Akatsuki and SinDOS, and the match that The Prevention challenged FSW to, a 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Match. More matches should be announced shortly and they are sure to be huge. You can see the partial card, the poster, and a special variant poster below!


Official Poster


Special Variant Poster

EBW: Zero Hour 2010!
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. No Rules Tag Team Match
KYO/Danny Leung vs. Avion/Metrion
2. 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Match
Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid/Orange Kid vs. ?/?/?/?/?
3. Global World Championship -3 Stages of Hell!-
Tack Angel(c) vs. Trevor Mach

X-perience Card Re....you know the drill.

X-perience comes hot off a chaotic X-cite with a card that's sure to deliver! The show kicks off with a hot CXJ Rumble followed by a CXJ Ranking Match between Dave Larmore and Lucas for the #1 Spot. Rude's swift decline down the rankings may see him hit rock bottom when he takes on #10 ranked Dynamic Dougie. We'll also see the return of w00t after a backstage beatdown that took some time to recover from. His opponent is a mystery at this point. Randy no Kachi finds himself in a high spot on the card when he collides with The Prevention's Orange Kid. Breakthrough Generation will team with Akatsuki to take on members of The Prevention and SinDOS in 10-Man Tag Action. The main event will see FSW Regional Champion Ness team with Jeff Andonuts and Swift for a first time showdown with the new Greed stable. All of this, plus Tack Angel and Trevor Mach will learn their Zero Hour fate, when the 3 Matches that comprise the 3 Stages of Hell match will be revealed! Get ready for a huge X-perience!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Rumble
Shadow vs. Grudge vs. Anguish vs. Hotlanta vs. Generator vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD vs. Bolshoi vs. Bakayaro vs, Given vs. Taken
2. CXJ Rankings Match: #1 Spot
Dave Larmore vs. Lucas
3. Heavyweight Ranking Match: #9 Spot
Rude vs. Dynamic Dougie
4. w00t Return Match
w00t vs. ?
5. Singles Match
Randy no Kachi vs. Orange Kid
6. 10-Man Tag Team Match
Amigo/Maurice/Moz/KYO/Danny Leung vs. Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike/Pokey Minch/Avion/Metrion
7. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Ness/Jeff Andonuts/Swift vs. Troy/Lukie/Akinan

Also Expect:
-Tack Angel and Trevor Mach learn the 3 Matches that will comprise the 3 Stages of Hell!

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FSW Gets Bailed Out!



EBW.com was once again at the Police Station this week, as the FSW wrestlers that were caught during the big brawl were bailed out by an unlikely source.

Perfect Man: And that is why Perfy will never be a prison bitch!

Mr. Jennings: Whatever you twit....I don't really care.

MB Callahan: Well....I just feel like I spent the night in jail.

Olly Oliver: That's cause you....oh wait....you were being sarcastic.

MB Callahan: No kidding! I see Sheik Ahmed escaped.....bastard.

Mr. Jennings: Well...I'm not sure that we made a point on X-cite.

Randy no Kachi: Come on guys, we proved a big point and changed some minds.

Poo: I think Randy is right.

Randy no Kachi: Poo?

Mr. Jennings: Uhoh.

Perfect Man: PERFY IS CONFUSED!

MB Callahan: What are you doing here Poo?

Poo: Who the hell you think bailed you guys out.

Randy no Kachi: You? But....why?

Poo: Randy, let's get something straight. You....those FSW guys....and I....we don't get along. Some of you guys I can't stand.....the others....I can tolerate. But....we have formed a bond of sorts through FSW. Even though some of you guys hate each other you teamed up for FSW. That confidence.....it earned my respect. Randy, you moved up to EBW, yet you still stand by your FSW...."Family"? No...no that's too much. Your fellow....."Foursiders". That's the word I'll use. I hate to admit it, but you guys impressed me. I think it's time I make a change....time for us all to make a change.....I'm not going to stand in your way. Instead....let's make em remember the letters F...S...W.

Captain Strong: You FSW reject punks are lucky that I'm a cop first and a wrestler second or I'd keep you in here to ROT! Hey who is that....DAMN IT M'S! What now?!

Lady M's: Heya Cap! Tag Title Celebration.....got a little wild....not really sure where Trevor ended up.

Captain Strong: That's when Mach is the most dangerous....when you don't know where he is. Nobody move! Be on the lookout for a loser in red and black and BAH GAWD try not to get kneed in the face!

 

News:  Introducing the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall Match

Perfect Man sits in the middle of the ring in the empty arena filled with tables, ladders, and chairs.  A briefcase is shown hanging down the middle of the arena.



Perfect Man: Ladies and gentlemen, Perfect Man is here to introduce to you people an innovation that Perfect Man came up with. so intriguing that even Perfect Man won't be able to participate in it.  Let Perfect Man explain.  Eight competitors will enter this match, The Rise or Fall Match.  Just a standard Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, if you people don't know what it is.  You know, you rise to reach but is just as easy to fall, get it?  Anyway, eight men will enter and there will be a briefcase suspended high above the ring.  That briefcase contains a contract that guarantees a championship match at anytime, anyplace, and anywhere even.  Perfect Man would be in this monstrosity but Perfect Man is already a contender.  So Perfy here, once again, will pass up his title shot to the next guy that gets it.  Meaning, the person who climbs the ladder, unhooks the briefcase will be the winner of this match and the next challenger for the FSW Title, IF he decides to target it.  And there you have it.  The Ca$h Money Rise or Fall Match.  The next show will feature qualifying matches for the slot to enter this match and the show after will feature the Rise or Fall match.  Eight men will enter, only one will win.  Oh and by the way, there are no title restrictions meaning the winner can challnege ANY title that he wants.

The following will be the card for FSW 14 that will feature qualifying matchs for the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall Match.  Five matches are revealed to be qualifying matches while the other matches are still up in the air, whether the remaining three will be announced that night or not.  

FSW 14: Qualification
Fourside  Arena
1. Qualifying Match: Fergus O'Flannery vs. Billy Hill
2. Oog vs. Oscar, Pedro, Stancio, & Rozie
3. Qualifying Match: Goomba vs. Toad
4. Qulaifying Match: Monoxide vs. Katsuflex
5. Qualifying Match: Sheik Ahmad vs. Black Cena
6. Qualifying Match: Matt Wilson vs. Reverend Lloyd Boner
7. Jay Chung & Junior vs. Joey Helms & Evan Tyler
8. Poo, Perfect Man, MB Callahan, & Olly Oliver vs. Mr. Jennings, Master Bubu, Skeleton, & Hangman

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EBW once again hit the road, and brought Monday Nite X-cite to Comic Con! After the success at E3 is was a given that EBW would hit up another big social gathering of this size to introduce comic and video game fans to the EBW product. At the same time the whole excursion was also meant to push Zero Hour, which is being touted as the "2nd Victory Explosion" of the year. The Expo Center was packed with comic readers, gamers, and cosplayers. Even a few of FSW's popular wrestlers were getting into the fun as Jay, Junior, and Jessica could be seen in the crown decked out in odd costumes. This of course had EBW security on high alert. It was a festive environment, perfect for wrestling action. The show began with the theme of the Administration playing as Mr. Poochyfud lead the executive committee out. Reno was still trapped in the Tanooki Suit and now apparently on the side of Tess and Master Lu, as he followed them out and shook hands with all the fans. Then the crowd erupted in cheers as Global World Champion Tack Angel, Tracy, EBW Royal Crown Champion/EBW Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting, and EBW Tag Team Champion Lady M's made their way out to the ring as well. Mr. Poochyfud grabbed a microphone.

Mr. Poochyfud: Welcome to EBW: Monday Nite X-cite! We are LIVE here at Comic Con! Now honestly, I find you all to be pathetic nerds! You're all ridiculous to me, but Ryan IQ tells me that you're the demo that we need to attract to make more money so....WELCOME! As you all probably know I like to run my company with an angry socialist fist, but I've been forced to deal with a committee complete with an opposition party. Well I'm tired of playing this game...no offense Ryan and Don....but mucho offense to Tess, Lu, and now apparently Reno.

Reno: Ha! Ha! You're a big meanie Poochy!

Mr. Poochyfud: YOU BROKE MY HEART RENO! Anyways....I'm out here to lay down the law tonight. That's why I asked for these two degenerates to come out here. Tack Angel....Trevor Mach.....soon...I will be sending you to hell...3 Stages of Hell that is. I am forcing my two biggest targets to destroy each other in the biggest match in EBW History. I think it's quite genius if I do say so myself and believe me....I DO say so. I wanted to bring you two out to let you know that after tonight I am giving you more time off to get ready for your match. Since you're already out here though, why don't you try to up the buy rates for this PPV and give us some thoughts on the match. Tack, since you're the champ you go first.

Tack Angel: Well Trevor, it looks like Pooch wants us to play his games....that's OK....I can take it. I'll play along. The fact that I'm still champion is proof positive that his ideology is wrong, as this belt is still a symbol of what EBW should be and not what Poochyfud wants it to be. Very soon, you and I will be stepping into the ring to face each other one-on-one for the first time....I think I can beat you. No offense intended of course, I mean respect the hell out of you and what you've done here in EBW. You came in out of nowhere and turned this company upside down. You helped shape and mold EBW into the top wrestling promotion in the world. You pushed for a more legit fighting style, you fought against every enemy of EBW and then became EBW's biggest enemy when it became corrupt. You have done  a lot and you have my respect and the respect of the fans.....but still...I think I can beat you. For months now I have learned just what I can do and more then ever I have to believe in my own abilities. That's why at Zero Hour....3 Stages of Hell....I think.....I KNOW I can beat you.

Trevor Mach: Ha! That is exactly what I like to hear Tack! That's exactly what you need to do...be confident and do whatever it takes to win. That's a lesson I think you still need to learn though.

Tack Angel: Oh yeah? What makes you say that?

Trevor Mach: Well....Lady M's and I ARE the new EBW Tag Team Champions after all. BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Yeah, but that's just because you sent in M's to give me the Stunner knowing full well that I wouldn't fight back. It looked to me like you couldn't beat me on your own. You had to pull a trick.

Trevor Mach: Damn right I did, and you should have done the same thing! You could have tagged in Tracy to do the same thing to me. You know I wouldn't hit Nesster's sister! You could have tagged out too but you didn't. You weren't expecting the trick. That's the thing. We beat you and Tracy with skill AND cunning. We know to do whatever it takes to win. You give it your heart and soul and blood and swear and TEARS! You also have to be smart about it. I know what you're all thinking Trevor Mach? Smart? HA! It's true though. You have to be fully prepared to do whatever it takes. That's the Bushido Mission. That's Maximum Soul Style!

Tack Angel: Oh, so you think you have a lesson to teach me eh?

Trevor Mach: I do and I will Tack. Listen, I respect the hell out of you too. You have reached the top and claimed a glory only four other people in the world have achieved, The Global World Championship! You have done a lot in this sport....but one thing you haven't done....is beaten me. These people love you with good reason. You're a symbol of a bright future in EBW. They are calling you the new God of Wrestling. Now on that last part I can't agree....not yet. Look at this way, of the 4 champions before you, Me, w00t, Ness, and Little Mac, you have succeeded in taking out 3 of them. To be the champion of Global World Champions you have one more hurdle yet to climb....ME! I'm the unchained outlaw, and I'm coming after you! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Well then....let me bust out some history too since we're on the subject. If I recall correctly didn't you lose the Global World Championship to w00t? Also, isn't it true that since then you have never beaten him in a singles match? The same w00t I have beaten TWICE!

Trevor Mach: HA! You got me there you slick bastard. Times have changed though....I have changed. I am tired of waiting, I'm tired of standing back and letting others get a shot. I'm tired of thinking about it. I'm ready and I'm hungry for that belt....and a sandwich....but mostly that belt. I'm ready Tack and I'm coming after you! BOOSH!

Mr. Poochyfud: Well said gentlemen! It's obvious the respect between you is strong....however I have no respect of either of you. That is why I am going to be making some tweaks to your matches tonight. See, Tack actually gave me a good idea for once. I am flipping around your matches and giving Trevor Mach the main event. I would apologize to Tack, but I hate him so it doesn't matter.

Tack Angel: What a prick!

Mr. Poochyfud: The reason I am putting the Tables Match in the main event is because I am changing the mystery opponent of the match. Trevor Mach will now be facing off against......w00t! I know that w00t was going to team with Ness and Jeff against Greed, but a 2-on-3 Handicap Match sounds better to me. That's not all though! Let's sweeten the pot and make it for that Royal Crown Championship! I hate w00t too, but I would laugh my butt off if w00t took another title from you.

Trevor Mach: That would be a lot of ass to laugh off Pooch.

Mr. Poochyfud: WHY YOU.....grrr......Well...since we're on the subject I'd also like to announce that Tack will be facing FSW's Poo as a personal favor to my good friend Don "The Sandwich" Panini. Oh...one more announcement. I know that FSW is going to be in the house tonight for that Lumberjack Match. All I have to say about that is don't get on my bad side anymore then you are or you won't be getting bailed out of jail next time I promise you that. Since I sent Rude to FSW to clean house I'm going to make the Lumberjack match a Ranked Match for the vacant #10 spot. Two reasons: 1. Having a Prevention Member in the Top 10 works for me. 2. If Randy no Kachi somehow stole a win from Apple Kid he would have a large target on his back and would probably buckle under the pressure of too much too soon. That will teach him to pick sides against The Administration. What? Half of you don't like any of this? Well TOO BAD! MY WILL BE DONE! Let's start the show!



The matches kicked off with a hot 4-Team CXJ Tag Team Match #1 Ranked Contenders Bolshoi and Bakayaro faced off with Lovekick Connection, Hot Generation, and a team comprised of CXJ Champion Picky Minch and a masked man later revealed to be named "Bushido Mask. The action was what you would expect from these CXJ battlers. Bolshoi and Bakayaro held their own with the veteran teams while Picky and the mysterious Bushido Mask were the wild cards. At one point Bolshoi and Bakayaro cleared the ring. Lovekick and Hot Generation traded blows outside the ring and Bolshoi hit a big leap out of the ring onto both teams. Out of nowhere Bushido Mask rolled into the ring and floored Bakayaro with a hard lariat. He picked Bakayaro up and showed off some strength with a stalled suplex before tagging in Picky, who picked up Bakayaro again for a German Suplex Pin and the win. A hard loss for the team scheduled to face the Sons of Bushido at Zero Hour. Speaking of the Sons of Bushido, the CXJ tag champs were outside of the ring scouting heavily. They intend on being ready for the big Zero Hour challenge for their belts.



The second match at Comic Con saw two former tag partners finally have a one on one battle as Anguish took on Grudge. Shadow was of course looming nearby, but he was surprisingly held at bay by Larmore who obviously still has a bone to pick with the CXJ Bully. Anguish and Grudge put on a fast and exciting encounter. They have each other scouted so well. They both blocked and countered nearly every attempted move. It had the crowd on their feet as they stared each other down to tack a quick breather. Finally Anguish gained the momentum with a dropkick to the knee. This brought Grudge to the ground where he is normally strong, but Anguish knew his holds and did well to avoid them. Late in the match it went back to the feet and Anguish took down Grudge with a Bulldog that busted Grudge open. He then went high risk and hit his Shooting Star Press before getting the pin and the win. After the match Anguish took Grudge's blood and plastered it on his chest while he pointed to his former mentor and let him know that he was next....possibly at Zero Hour? In any case Anguish is starting to hit his stride and turn some heads as a singles competitor after a match like this.



Match 3 was supposed to be 6-Man Tag Mach, but after the opening segment it was turned into a 2-on-3 Handicap Match, as FSW Regional Champion Ness and Jeff Andonuts took on the Alpha Betas of Greed and FSW GM Franky. It took Ryan IQ, Mac, Lukie, and Akinan all to make sure that Troy went into the ring without attacking the fans. He called them all "NEEERRRDS!" and seemed quite enraged throughout the match. Ness and Jeff had an uphill battle to climb, made worse by the cheating habits of Franky and Greed, but they held their own for quite some time, a testament to their wrestling ability. Late in the match when the ref looked away Franky picked Ness as his target and clocked him with brass knuckles late in the match. This lead to Troy and Lukie pounding down Jeff Andonuts. Troy finished off the "Science Nerd" with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick followed by the pin. The beating continued after the match with Troy giving Jeff the Atomic Wedgie while Franky battered Ness with his own FSW Regional Championship. He held the belt over Ness and taunted him before draping the belt on him and walking away.



For the fourth match the ring was surrounded by wrestlers. On one end we had the members of The Prevention while on the other we had reps from Fourside Wrestling. This match between rising rookie Randy no Kachi and Apple Kid had a lot at stake already, but the stakes were raised when it was announced that the winner would take the coveted #10 Spot in the Heavyweight Rankings. Apple Kid wasted no time in picking up Randy and trying to toss him over the ropes to The Prevention side. Orange Kid was especially dying to get his hands on no Kachi after losing to him on X-perience. Randy was able to escape and kicked away at Apple Kid's knees before hitting the No Kachi Cutter. Before Randy could go for the pin Captain Strong pulled Apple out of the ring. The FSW troops ran to the other side of the ring to brawl with The Prevention. This gave Randy time to drag Apple Kid back into the ring, but he was unable to get the pin. Apple recovered from the No Kachi Cutter and dominated midway through the match. He finally got Randy out of the ring and The Prevention put the hurt on him while FSW once again made the save. Randy was hurting, but still fast enough to evade Apple Kid's hard hitting moves. Eventually Apple Kid tried to tackle Randy to the mat, but no Kachi side stepped him and Apple Kid fell out of the ring where FSW was waiting. The Prevention hesitated in rescuing Apple Kid which got a chuckle from the fans. Eventually they rolled Apple back in the ring. Randy pinned him, but Pokey Minch grabbed Apple's foot and put it on the ropes. It was obvious that The Prevention were going to keep up the dirty tricks, so FSW responded in kind. Late in the match Apple Kid stood over Randy who was down on the mat. The ref was busy trying to clear the side of the ring of The Prevention. That's when Olly Oliver popped up onto the ring and clocked Apple Kid. Randy followed it up with a Roll Up Pin and scored the win by fighting fire with fire. After the match The Prevention brawled with FSW and Randy no Kachi until security broke it up and tossed FSW out of the building.



The next match was almost over before it could even begin. Swift was set to face his current rival from Greed Akinan. Little Mac and Ryan IQ have been touting Akinan as the man to beat the streak, but a minute into the match as Swift and Akinan were locked up in a test of strength, Troy and Lukie rushed into the ring and floored Swift. The ref declared the match a DQ win for the now 18-0 Swift, but that mattered little as the Brawler was getting beaten down by Greed. Ryan IQ even entered the ring and slapped Swift, before the pissed off powerhouse broke free and almost Pounced Ryan right out of the ring. He then went crazy on Lukie and Troy shouting out *BLOCK!" and *KICK!*. Eventually security had to come out again and break up the fight.

In the semi-main event Global World Champion Tack Angel had to face off against FSW's Poo in a Street Fight. Poo had recently had a change of heart in his fight against the FSW rookies and now seemed to support them. This did not go over well with Franky, who still insisted on putting the rookies in their places. Franky stood by as Tack and Poo bashed each other with every weapon they could find. Franky bided his time while Tack and Poo brawled. Finally when Poo was bouncing off the ropes. Franky hopped onto the ring and punched him in the back of the head with his brass knuckles. Tack saw this and hesitated for a moment, but obviously remembering what Trevor Mach said early he still set Poo up for a chair assisted STO followed by the win. After the match Franky ran back into the ring to attack Poo, but Tack wouldn't let it go any farther and chased Franky off before helping Poo to his feet.



It was now main event time. The Comic Con fans would see an impromptu rematch a long time coming. Tables were set out as Trevor Mach and w00t stared each other down in the middle of the ring. The last singles match between these two saw w00t take the Global World Championship. The only other singles match between these two saw Trevor Mach defend the old EBW Championship against w00t earlier in his career during a Mushroom Kingdom tour. So the fans were in for an unexpected treat. These guys put on a top notch match. Trevor and w00t really brought it from the beginning with trading hard strikes. W00t was showing visible signs of innjury from his recent beat downs, but went all out none the less. The tables didn't come into play early on, but later both men managed to drag one into the ring at certain points. w00t got a close call after hitting a WKO on Mach. He picked Trevor up and tried to whip him into a table, but the whip was reversed and w00t went flying. He managed to stop himself from crashing through a propped up table, but when he turned around Trevor Mach came flying at him with a Macha Ye that sent him straight through the table. Trevor Mach won the match, retained his belt, and avenged an old loss. Greed came out once again looking to bring the hurt on w00t some more, but Trevor Mach helped him up and stood beside him as Ryan IQ ordered them not to go in the ring. The show ended with Trevor extending his hand and w00t hesitantly accepting it. Respect was earned and the hatchet was buried as the show came to a close. Trevor and Tack looked impressive in their Zero Hour prelude matches. How will they fare at the big show?



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Comic Con

1. 4-Team CXJ Tag Team Match
Picky Minch/Bushido Mask beat Bolshoi/Bakayaro, Sal Paradise/Jamie OD, and Generator/Hotlanta (12:41) when Picky Minch hit the German Suplex Pin on Bakayaro.
2. CXJ Singles Match
Anguish beat Grudge (6:18) with the Shooting Star Press.
3. 2-on-3 Handicap Tag Team Match
Troy/Lukie/Franky beat Ness/Jeff Andonuts (5:59) when Troy hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Jeff Andonuts.
4. Heavyweight Ranking Match: #10 Spot Lumberjack Match (Lumberjacks: FSW and The Prevention)
Randy no Kachi beat Apple Kid (10:10) with a Roll up Pin.
5. Special Singles Match
Swift beat Akinan (1:05) via DQ.
6. Street Fight Match
Tack Angel beat Poo (9:08) with a Chair Assisted STO.
6. Royal Crown Championship Tables Match
Trevor Mach(c) beat w00t (14:31) with a Macha Ye through a Table.

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Lady M's in Jail....AGAIN!

After the events of the debut episode of Women's Wrestling SPARKLE (Which you can find here: http://www.puroresufan.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3149) involving a parking lot brawl with eternal rival Alyssa Flash. Things are a little different this time, as repeat offender Lady M's was taken to a more secure Summers Police Department, run by Captain Strong's hotshot younger brother Lt. Max Strong. Max Strong is a strict as hell by the book officer and vowed to make sure that Lady M's did her time without any antics from Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting.



Lt. Strong: Damn it! I want you two to be sharp! This Lady M's is a menace! She did the crime and now she's going to do the time! AM I CLEAR?!

Officer #1: Yes sir!

Officer #2: Yes....it's just that....

Lt. Strong: I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where I ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION!!!!!!

Officer #2: Sir....M's.....she's saying things from behind those bars....mean things.....horrible things....I'm frankly  quite scared.

Lt. Strong: MAN UP AND GROW A PAIR YOU PANSY ASS! Get this straight, Lady M's DOES NOT leave that cell. Oh, and one more thing. If you see the outlaw known as Trevor Mach I want you to apprehend him immediately and bring the law and order down on his face!

Officer #1: Yes sir!

Officer #2: Yes sir.

Officer #1: Dude, don't blow this man! Strong is giving us a big assignment!

Officer #2: Yeah I guess you're righ....hey wait....who is that coming this way?



Abner Chesterfieldshireson: Hello good sirs! My name is Abner Chesterfieldshireson! Could you please direct me to the.....

Officer #1: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MACH!

Abner Chesterfieldshireson: Mach? Who is this Mach fellow that you speak of? I was simply on my way to the haberdasher when I thought I would visit one of my friends from my barbershop quartet. Had a bit too much mint julep he did. Hahaha! Now, who wants to hear a delightful yarn about....hey....what are you doing?!

Officer #2: Trevor Mach! Get down RIGHT NOW!

Abner Chesterfieldshireson: What is this flimflammery?! Unhand me good sir!

Officer #1: Pull out the nightsticks! Time to break some skull!

Abner Chesterfieldshireson: GOOD HEAVENS!

*SMASH*



Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Eh? Well....this was easier then I thought it was going to be. Heya Tali!

Lady M's: Oh, another day another jail break. How do we get into these situations Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Alcohol and chains?

Lady M's: Oh yeah. Heh.

Trevor Mach: Well come on, we better bust out of here before those guards get back!

Lady M's Shouldn't we help that guy that distracted the guards for you?

Trevor Mach: What? I have NO idea how that guy is. Looks familiar though. No, my plan was just to come in and pick a fight....seems like that poor bastard did it for me.

Lady M's: Oh....alright then. Let's get out of here. How do you intend on getting us back to Onett in time for the TUE taping?

Trevor Mach: Oh, I've always got plan. BOOSH!



Trevor Mach: Jeff! Warm up the Sky Runner it's time to jet!

Lady M's : Pun intended?

Trevor Mach: Pun intended! HA!

Jeff Andonuts: You got it! Once again the day is saved by the power of SCIENCE!

Fourside Mayoral Update: Introducing the new candidate MIKE HAGGAR!



Months ago EBW.com introduced you to Mr. Poochyfud's wife Bertha Poochyfud, who happens to be running on the democrat ticket for Mayor of Fourside. Well, we have been unable to give many updates after the Administration forced a media blackout due to allegations against Bertha for possibly accepting funds from the mysterious SSS organization. Of course no one was surprised by her actions or the fact that the Administration tried to keep it secret, as that is what "those kind of people do". Well we can now give an update that another big EBW name is endorsing a new candidate for the Fourside Mayoral Election. Master Lu called for a press conference to introduce the people of Fourside to the Libertarian Candidate MIKE HAGGAR! The burly man merely grunted and roared and when asked about his stance, but even those nonsensical ramblings made more since then Bertha Poochyfud's stances. To clarify though Mike Haggar believes in limited government and harsh justice! Early polls have seen a massive shift in Haggar's favor immediately after his announcement! When asked why the voters suddenly back Haggar over Bertha the general consensus was "Bertha Poochyfud is an annoying fat bitch that has no idea how to run anything and her political stance is just crazy and anyone with a brain wants to see the city stay center-right"......seriously....that's what everyone said......they all said that exact same thing....it was kind of weird.

Tracy Hospitalized! Get's an unexpected visitor.

The eventful debut episode of SPARKLE was quite eventful with highs and lows. One of the big lows saw Tracy laid out and hospitalized after a big attack. According to the SPARKLE website (found here: http://www.puroresufan.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3149) had this to say about Tracy,

"Tracy is said to have a suffered a concussion and needed stiches in the back of her head, thanks to the rather brutal attack at the show as well. The good news is she is said to be resting comfortably and in good condition too. But the bad news is that concussion has caused her to not remember anything from the attack, so her attacker is still free and still at large sadly."

EBW.com tried to get a comment from Tracy's bother Ness and her boyfriend Tack Angel regarding the attack when an upexpected visitor entered the room.



Poo: Hey guys, mind if I come in?

Tack Angel: Poo?

Ness: What do you think you're doing in here?

Poo: I just came to see if Tracy is alright. Just because we're broken up doesn't mean I want to see her....in this condition.

Ness: Why the sudden change of heart?

Poo: A lot of things are changing around Ness. Let's just put our hostilities aside right now.

Ness: ....You're right....but Tack is her new boyfriend....I think it's up to him if you're allowed to come in.

Tack Angel: .....Yeah...come on in.....

Poo: Thanks.....so....do we know who is responsible?

Tack Angel: Not yet....but we'll find out.

Poo: And if it happens to be one of the SPARKLE ladies?

Tack Angel: The God help them when Tracy gets back on her feet.

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FSW opens with Poo, Perfect Culture, and the Foursiders team (minus Mr. Jennings) in the ring with a table, ladder, and chair in the ring with the Ca$h Money briefcase above the ring.



Poo: Well, despite the obvious happenings in the life of me recently, I am here to bring to you, live in person, the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall!  Tonight will feature qualifying matches to determine the participants for the Ca$h Money.  Tonight's 4-on-1 handicap match will also be a qualifier.  If Oog wins, he will qualify and if the team of Rozie and the Mexidudes win, everybody except for Pedro will qualify.  Sounds about right.  Now then, on to business.  Our General Manager, Franky, has been a thorn on my arse for far too long and...where the hell is Mr. Jennings?

Mr. Jennings came out with his Noah Enterprises employees.

Mr. Jennings: Poo.  I appreciate the promise that I won't have to wear the uniform, but after that, I looked into something in my office and found out something.  This whole charade has been a downturn for my own company.  See, the sight of me fighting along with you bunch is one thing but being sent to jail was another.  You see, once we got caught and sent to the Police Station, Noah Enterprises company stock has shot nearly down the drain.  The fact that I was in jail, even for a few minutes, has placed my company in a bad position and given a bad reputation.  Even Fergus here couldn't handle it by himself.  Its because of your little rebellion that cost my company a financial deficit.  

Poo:  We have chosen you for a reason.  You are the brains of this group.  We have speed, power, skill, and passion on this team.  All we need is the smarts and who else besides me is a perfect fit?  Mr. Jennings.  

Mr. Jennings: Hmm, you might be coming on to something.  I, personally, will think about it in this way.  So in the meantime...

Franky:  Hold it!  

Poo:  What the?

Franky:  Guess who's back!  Me!   Well, Poo, it looks like you didn't bother to tie me up in the parking lot again huh?  My, I am impressed by the way.  You have assembled a team of FSW's top ranked stars to battle against a bunch of EBW's, as these people call them, scrubs.  Looks good and yet one member doesn't want to participate in your team gathering.  Its interesting because Mr. Jennings and his group will be taking on your team again tonight.  

Poo:  I still haven't forgotten about X-Cite.  

Franky:  Well, that's too bad.  If Tack hadn't intervene, I would've done a lot worse.  But anyway, I love what you have put together.  Ca$h Money eh?  Intriguing.  What's more intriguing is the 8-man tag tonight.  Lets just say, I'll...or we'll keep a close eye on this one.

Franky left and its on to the first match.

Fergus O'Flannery takes on Billy Hill for a spot in the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall match.  Fergus dominated early but Billy went on the attack and even knocking Fergus down with a flying clothesline.  Billy went up to the top rope and jumped off towards Fergus.  Fergus, suddenly, lands a huge boot to Billy in mid-air and pins Billy to qulaify.



We see Disco Kid, Black Cena, and Katsuflex entering the building with Disco Kid all hyped up as usual.



Disco:  Yea baby!  This is our chance!  With me by your side, there is no doubt that we will take that opportunity to be in the Ca$h Money match, ya know what I'm sayin.  We are Stallionaires and we gon rumble like its hot, baby.  Work on that wrestle-cise and we be out and about.  Just remember the steps.  You hit, they fall, and you win, ya know what I'm sayin.  Fab-u-lous!!  Stallionaires are goin places!  We are ready!!  We are feelin the rhythm baby!  Boo Ya!  Here we go!  Here we go!

Black Cena:  Party up!!

Katsuflex:  Yea boy!!

As the Stallionaires moved forward, a familiar face walked in the premises.

Oog takes on the Mexidudes and Rozie in a 4-on-1 handicap qualifying match.  Oog gets ganged up by Rozie and the Mexidudes without getting a chance to retaliate.  Stancio put Oog down with a DDT followed by a Flat Taco powerbomb by Oscar.  Rozie hits the Flying Sausage with Pedro doing the Piggy Flop afterwards.  Pedro made the pin and Oog quickly kicked out.  Oog quickly recovered and began a rage-filled assault on the Mexidudes.  Oog Double Clubbed everyone.  Rozie tried to gain back momentum but Oog hits the Double Club at Rozie to win and qualify.



Toad and Goomba are set for their scheduled match against each other  and was about to begin until Rude came out to the ring!  Rude declared to make this match a three way and the referee complied.  The newly "reborn" Rude began giving kicks and lariats to both Goomba and Toad.  Toad actually took Rude down and went for a Mushroom Stomp but Rude grabbed his legs to lock on a double knee bar.  Goomba broke it up and went for a flurry of headbutts.  Rude was taken down again and Goomba went for the Mushroom Kamikaze.  Rude actually palmed Goomba's head in mid air and slams Goomba down with one arm.  Toads threw Rude with a Mushroom-steiner but Rude got back up with a lairat.  Rude picked Toad up and hits Tha Rulebreaker to win and qualify in an impact.



Backstage, Jay Chung and Junior are preparing for their tag match tonight against the redebut of Cute and Handsome.



Jay:  What?

Junior: Of all the costumes, I have to come out to Hit Girl??

Jay:  It was the best one I could find.

Junior:  That look on your face the other day didn't seem like it.

Jay:  Come on!  It was Comic Con.  We have to come out with outrageous cosplay.  

Junior:  Ugh...why do I even bother?  Speaking of cosplay, where's Jess?

Jay:  She's still pooped from Comic Con and X-Cite.  So I got her to rest at home.

Junior: Sure took you awhile to get here though.

Jay:  Well...things happen...if you know what I'm talking about.  Wink wink.  

Junior: This is the part where I end this conversation altogether.

Jay:  Ha!

Joey:  Well, if it isn't the J boys.

Evan:  Indeed.  Look Joey, they didn't bring the girl with them.  

Jay:  May I help you?

Evan:  First of all, we are here to inform you that our tag match tonight will now be a qualifying match for the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall match.  Yup, whichever team wins, both members are qualified to the match.  

Joey: Secondly, that girl of yours is too hot to be around scrubs like you two.  She needs to be around real men like us.  And when you lose tonight, you might as well bring her to us at the next show and we'll show her how real men handles a girl like that.  Because we are Cute...

Evan:  and Handsome.  Stay sexy!

Joey:  Wait!  No, they're not.  

Evan: High Five!

Joey: Yes!!  Right on!  

Cute and Handsome leaves.  

Junior:  They really are begging for a massacre tonight.

Katsuflex comes to the ring with Disco Kid not far behind to face Monoxide for a spot in the Ca$h Money match.  Katsuflex went on the attack and continually clotheslines Monoxide.  Katsuflex hits a vertical suplex on Monoxide.  Katsuflex kips up and proceeds to gyrate around.  As Katsuflex picks Monoxide up for a slam, Monoxide counters and hits a Lung Blower.  Monoxide went to the top rope but Katsuflex got up and tries to prevent Monoxide from doing anything.  Monoxide kicks Katsuflex down and hits the Carbon Monoxide Press to win.



Sheik Ahmad and Black Cena went toe to toe in another qualifying match.  Black Cena showed signs of his former self ever since his "nemesis," Trevor Mach moved on.  Black Cena went in control and Ahmad retaliates back.  Ahmad went for a sleeper hold and Black Cena flips Ahmad over and hits Ahmad with a flying elbow.  Surprised by Black Cena's sudden resurgence, Ahmad grabbed for his calculus book and missed the swing.  Black Cena picked Ahamd up and slams him down with the Blackitude Adjustment to score his first win in FSW!!



The Subculture Matt Wilson faces the Reverend Lloyd Boner in a Rising Tournament rematch.  Subculture and the Reverend went neck and neck with this one.  Dropkick from the Reverend followed by a calf kick by Subculture.  Reverend gained the upperhand with a dropkick to the knee followed by a Sudden Impact lariat.  The Reverend locks on a seated full nelson, which he calls the Wings of Righteousness.  The Reverend kept the hold on for a while until Subcultre got his fingertips on the ropes to break the hold.  The Reverend went for a lariat but Subculture ducked and hits a Ranhei-like move, he calls the Fringe.  subculture gets the nearfall and the Reverend slams him down with a spinebuster.  The Reverend had Subculture in position and went for the Offering.  Subculture flips over and hits the Counterculture to avenge his tournament loss.  



The last qualifying match is a tag match between Jay and Junior against Cute and Handsome.  Junior attempts to kick both Joey and Evan but Jay held him back.  Joey then ambushed Jay and began the isolation process.  Evan and Joey showed good teamwork with a fair share of double team maneuvers.  Evan hits a blockbuster neckbreaker on Jay and went for the pin.  Evan gets the nearfall and quickly locks on a grounded hammerlock.  Evan tags in Joey and Joey locks on an armbar.  Jay broke the hold and quickly rolled over to tag in Junior.  Junior hits a huge roundhouse to Joey and kick Evan out of the ring.  Junior ran across the apron and kicks Evan down.  Jay followed suit with a somersault over the top rope to Evan.  Junior found Joey getting up and Junior hits the PK to win the match.



After the match, the rest of the paticipants came down to the ring.  John Brontostone came in to represent Oog.  The participants of the Ca$h Money match slowly circled around each other until John shoved Black Cena and a brawl began as John escapes to the back.  Monoxide kicks Rude down and missed the Carbon Monoxide Press but landed on his feet.  Black Cena picked Monoxide up and hits the Blackitude Adjustment.  Junior puts Black Cena out with a PK while Subculture hits the Counterculture to Junior.  Jay puts Subculture down with the Victoria Peak but Fergus hits a boot to Jay's hurt arm. Fergus hits the Ginger Curse on Jay and his arm afterwards.  Rude and Fergus ends up staring down and both looked up at the briefcase until Oog shows up.  Rude gave Fergus a low blow and hits Tha Rulebreaker to put Fergus away.  Rude and Oog stared each other down.  Oog thrusts Rude in the throat and hits the Double Club.  Rude quickly got up and grabs Oog.  Rude picks Oog up and slams him down with one arm.  Rude is left standing in the middle of the ring and looks up to the briefcase showing his dominance.



The main event features Poo and Perfect Man to team with MB Callahan and Rising Champion, Olly Oliver, to take on Mr. Jennings and his employees.  General Manager Franky came out and observed.  In a shocking twist, the Prevention came out and had a seat in the crowd.  After a slow dominant showing of Team Poo, chaos ensues as Noah Enterprises began attacking the opposition while Bubu and Olly are the legal men.  Perfect Man fought with Hangman while Callahan went after Mr. Jennings.  Poo struggles fighting off Skeleton as Olly hits the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza on Bubu.  Olly awaits and puts Bubu in the Shuffle Muffle Muzzle Duff.  Bubu was about to tap until Jennings slides in and hits Olly with his Double Trouble title.  Olly wheel kicks Jennings to the outside and hits the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon onto everyone on the floor.  Olly rolled back in and as he turned around, Bubu hits the spear and pins Olly to win in an upset as Noah Enterprises prevented Team Poo from breaking the pin.



The Prevention then got up and left the crowd after watching and Poo with Jay and Junior tried to chase after them.  Franky came in and applauded at everything.

Franky: Well, I actually like what I'm seeing.  Dissention within the so-called "Foursiders."  Hmmm, first off, Olly.  Due to the circumstances of this match, you will now have to defend your title against Bubu at the next show.  Secondly and I wish Poo was here for this one, as a Genral Manager, I have been keeping interest in alot of things in FSW.  Notably, the FSW Regional Title.  It brings me to Ness.  Ness, we can't have you be our champion and not showing up here as often as you are SUPPOSE to do despite your EBW schedule.  So I will make a challenge Ness.  FSW 15, I want you to stop by and defend your title.  And your opponent...ME!!  That's right the General Manager of FSW.  You expected someone else?  Too bad because I will personally remove that championship and bring it back where it belongs.  Here's one more thing, there will be lumberjacks.  I have picked the Prevention to serve as lumberjacks.  Also, Poo, Perfect Man, Subculture Wilson, or any of the Foursiders come to interfere, they will be exiled from FSW AND EBW as they are banned from ringside.  Oh and your brother, Ninten, will be watching very closely too.  HAHAHA.  

FSW 14: Qualification
Fourside  Arena
1. Qualifying Match: Fergus O'Flannery def. Billy Hill (:40) with the Ginger Boot
2. Qualifying Match: Oog def. Oscar, Pedro, Stancio, & Rozie (5:32) with the Double Club.
3. Qualifying Match: Rude def. Goomba & Toad (7:32) with Tha Rulebreaker.
4. Qualifying Match: Monoxide def. Katsuflex (3:54) with the Carbon Monoxide Press.
5. Qualifying Match: Black Cena def. Sheik Ahmad (3:20) with the Blackitude Adjustment.
6. Qualifying Match: Matt Wilson def. Reverend Lloyd Boner (9:39) with the Counterculture.
7. Qualifying Match: Jay Chung & Junior def. Joey Helms & Evan Tyler (12:45) when Junior used the PK to Joey.  
8. Mr. Jennings, Master Bubu, Skeleton, & Hangman def. Poo, Perfect Man, MB Callahan, & Olly Oliver (14:32) when Bubu used the Spear to Olly.

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EBW.com was on hand in Mr. Poochyfud's office for a match announcement for Zero Hour. It looks like we'll be seeing more EBW/FSW involvement other then the big team elimination match, when FSW Regional Champion Ness teams with his oldest friend/rival Poo and rising rookie and #10 Heavyweight Contender Randy no Kachi. They will be taking on FSW GM Franky a mystery partner, and the in ring debut of Ness's long lost brother Ninten.

Ness: I took this match for a few reasons. I know that Franky has been calling me out in FSW and is booking me in a title match against himself at the next show. If you call me out then I'll be happy to take you on anytime and anyplace. Second, I haven't gotten a chance to have a heart to heart just yet with my long lost brother. If he's not going to talk to me then I guess I'll just have to corner him in the ring.

Ninten: ......

Franky: Ha! You pansies have no idea how much trouble you are in. I already signed our third guy, and he's got  bone to pick with you punk asses. I can't wait to see this team fall apart. I can't actually believe that we're going to be seeing Ness and Poo try to work together. These guys haven't teamed in years!

Poo: Well....Zero Hour is a big event Franky....anything can happen. Don't forget about our third guy here. Randy no Kachi is turning some heads and starting a youth revolution. Maybe the persistent little bastard has knocked some sense into me. I have no problem working with these two guys.

Franky: Oh yes Randy no Kachi....I doubt he'll even make it to Zero Hour. That little punk has a #10 target on his back. That's the exact reason The Prevention got together and exactly why guys like me will see to it that the rooks learn their place.

Randy no Kachi: Franky, you won't stand in my way man. This match, I'm coming after you. I'll prove I'm not a flash in the pan. I'm taking my spot in EBW and I'll go through you to get it.

This match is just one of the many matches added to what promises to be one of the bigger shows in EBW's history. The opening match will see student vs. master as Anguish steps in the ring with Shadow. The Sons of Bushido will put their dual CXJ tag titles on the line against #1 Ranked Bolshoi and Bakayaro. A 3-Way has been booked for the CXJ Championship match featuring Picky Minch defending against #1 Ranked Dave Larmore and #2 Ranked Lucas of Breakthrough Generation. A special singles match will see Greed's Lukie target Breakthrough Generation's Moz. Swift and Akinan will try once more to settle the score in a singles encounter. Then we will finally have the long awaited finals of the TV Title Tournament. Troy is already slated to be in the finals match. His opponent will be either Breakthrough Generation leader Amigo or Prevention's Captain Strong. Akatsuki and SinDOS will finally have their big match in a No Rules environment. Old friends unite as Ness will lead Poo and Randy no Kachi against Franky, Ninten, and a mystery partner. EBW will battle FSW in the 5-on-5 Elimination Match in the semi main, and finally Tack Angel will attempt to defend the Global World Championship against Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting in 3 Stages of Hell. It's going to be a hot night in Saturn City, when Zero Hour brings the Saturn Dome down!

EBW: Zero Hour 2010!
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. CXJ Grudge Match
Anguish vs. Shadow
2. EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Championship
Given(c)/Taken(c) vs. Bolshoi/Bakayaro
3. 3-Way CXJ Championship Match
Picky Minch(c) vs. Dave Larmore vs. Lucas
4. Special Singles Match
Moz vs. Lukie
5. Special Singles Match
Swift vs. Akinan
6. TV Title Tournament Finals
Troy vs. ?
7. No Rules Tag Team Grudge Match
KYO/Danny Leung vs. Avion/Metrion
8. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Ness/Poo/Randy no Kachi vs. Franky[FSW]/Ninten[FSW]/?
9. 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Match
Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid/Orange Kid vs. Olly Oliver[FSW]/Junior[FSW]/Jay Chung[FSW]/MB Callahan[FSW]/Mr. Jennings[FSW]
10. Global World Championship -3 Stages of Hell!-
Tack Angel(c) vs. Trevor Mach


EBW Rankings List Updated!

The rankings have seen a lot of shifting this time. Rude elevated several wrestlers in the Heavyweight Rankings before dropping off the list with a move to FSW. Randy no Kachi has clinched the #10 spot. Lucas shot to #2 in the CXJ Rankings. The Tag Title shift bring the team of Tack Angel and Tracy to the #1 spot, but they may soon have to contend with either Akatsuki or SinDOS for that spot. The CXJ Tag Team Rankings are still missing a #5 contender team and the call has been made for a team to step up and enter the running from either EBW, P+P, or FSW.

EBW Top 10 Heavyweight Rankings

Global World Champion: Tack Angel

1. Trevor Mach -Royal Crown Champion-
2. w00t
3. Ness -FSW Regional Champion-
4. Troy
5. Kinniku Mike
6. Swift
7. Amigo
8. Akinan +1
9. Dynamic Dougie +1
10.Randy no Kachi +1

EBW Top 5 CXJ Rankings

EBW CXJ Champion: Picky Minch

1. Dave Larmore
2. Lucas +2
3. Shadow -1
4. Bakayaro -1
5. Bolshoi

EBW Top 5 Tag Team Rankings

EBW Tag Team Champions: Trevor Mach/Lady M's

1. Tack Angel/Tracy
2. Avion/Metrion
3. KYO/Danny Leung
4. Troy/Lukie
5. Apple Kid/Orange Kid

EBW Top 5 CXJ Tag Team Rankings

EBW CXJ Tag Team Champions: Given/Taken

1. Bolshoi/Bakayaro
2. Generator/Hotlanta
3. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
4. Rocky Guapo[P+P]/Billy Guapo[P+P]
5. -Vacant-

Trevor Mach ♪Dark in the city night is a wire. Steam in the subway earth is afire Do do do do do do do dodo do dodo dodo. Woman you want me give me a sign. And catch my breathing even closer behind Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo.♫



Woman: Ahoy.



Lady M's: .....F*** off!

Trevor Mach: ♪In touch with the ground. I'm on the hunt I'm after youSmell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd. And I'm huuuungrrrry like the woooolf......boosh.♫



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This special edition of FSW opened up with Mr. Jennings and his Noah Enterprises.  Mr.  Jennings takes  the mic and possibly addressed what happened after EBW Xperience.



Mr. Jennings: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Mr. Jennings and this is Noah Enterprises.  You twits might want me to explain what happened at the parking lot after X-Perience?  Well, let's just say, its business.  As a member of the FSW team at Zero Hour, I have shown that I can do what Prevention can do.  I will not be ignored...

Poo:  What the hell did you do?

Mr. Jennings:  Well if it isn't the bloke that put this whole team together.  Poo, everyone.

Poo:  Look, Jennings.  We are here to fight the people supporting the Anti-FSW movement.  We cannot attack the people that are not involved in this!  

Mr. Jennings:  Its calling making a statement.  And you know what, I, no, WE will make a statement again.  And I will prove it to you when X-Cite rolls around the corner.  

Franky: Not so fast buddy.  I know I have a title match coming about but I am still a General Manager dammit!  That means I still call the shots.  So tonight, Mr. Jennings, you have one more shot in proving that you...ah hem..."deserve" to be in there team.  You, Skeleton, and Hangman, since the other two have matches already, will face Poo, Perfect Man, and MB Callahan.  From my track record, this is gonna be the rubber tag match.  Jennings, if your tema lose, you have no choice but to "follow" their every whim.  You win, you can do whatever you want.  

Mr. Jennings:  Sounds like quite a bargain there.  I accept your little offer.

Franky:  Good.  And NESS!  I know you were standing right there this whole time.  So you better watch out or else your brother does something about it.  HAHAHAHA!

From there, the first match starts with The Reverend Lloyd Boner facing off Coconut Head.  Coconut Head tries to take down The Reverend but The Reverend stomps on Coconut Head's head.  Coconut head realizes he's mismatched and tried to run.  The Reverend grabbed Coconut Head and hits the Offering to win.



Backstage, we see Olly Oliver talking to someone dressing up as the Doctor.  Wait, is that Trevor Mach?



Olly:  And that how it should go.

The Doctor:  HA!

Bubu: What the hell is going on here?  

The Doctor: (Ok, I hope I can make this impression work.)  

Bubu: Hey!  Aren't you...

The Doctor: I'm the Doctor!  

Bubu:  Yea from Doctor Who!  

The Doctor: Yup.  I am the Doctor.  Not only that, I'm actually The Doctor in real life.  And my line of work...a doctor, an actual Doctor.  And I'm sorry to say that Olly won't be able to compete tonight.  Because....

Bubu: Because?

The Doctor: Because he has the Dolt Virus.  Meaning he uses the fictional power Dolt Mode too much that he had succumb to its nonexistence so much that he gets multiple seizures.  

Bubu: That's bull!  

The Doctor: However!  He will have a suitable replacement.  He will be here shortly.  So its best to be on your way now.  SCRAM!

Bubu:  I will get you Olly!

Bubu left the room.

Olly: Wow, that actually worked!  

Trevor Mach: You know I don't do stuff for free.  Here's my bill.

Olly: Here's your pay.

Trevor Mach: So how will this work anyway?

Olly:  Just to catch him off guard for a moment.  Well, your job is done.  You should go back and prepare for your X-Cite rehearsals.

Trevor Mach: Alright...(tehehe sucker!  Love the smell of a good job well done and a class-A sucker.  Now time to open this envelope up and...) A STICK OF GUM??  

The next match is a three way tag match featuring Cute & Handsome, Evil, and Team Mushroom Kingdom.  Baka and Unagi took the battle to Joey Helms and Evan Tyler while Toad and Goomba stands in there corner watching.  Helms and Baka fought each other until Helms snuck a tag to Toad.  Surprised, Toad got in the match.  Before Toad made a move, The Prevention showed up and attacked Evil and Cute & Handsome while Toad and Goomba got out of the ring in time.  The Prevention has beaten down the two teams and stood tall over them showing their dominance and intimidation towards Team FSW.  



Backstage, Jay and Junior get ready for their match as Jessica came in.



Jay: Yo!  Where were you?  You know why I said to keep close?  So you won't get snubbed again.  And look what happened, you got snubbed again.

Jessica: I'm sorry.  But I got away from him tho.

Jay:  Good thing that you did.  And...what the hell is that patch on your head?

Jessica: I was cast in a commercial...

Junior:  Commercial?

Jessica:  Yea, for the New Spice thing.  But I tripped onto someone, and I kinda..got beaten up.

Junior and Jay: *double facepalm*

Jessica: I don't blame her tho.  It was my fault that I didn't watch where I was going.  

Junior:  (Why she has to be the "nice girl"?  GAH!  DAMMIT JAY!!)

Jay: Well, all it matters that you are still...conscious.  So, as a precautionary, I'm having you sit in the back in the match tonight.  The Rise or Fall Match is very dangerous and I can't have you get in the way and get hurt.  So I brought these guys to come and watch you.  You guys got it covered right?

Oscar:  Yes sir!

Stancio:  Yup!

Pedro: Oh, look!  A strawberry muffin!

Oscar: Shut up, Pedro!  

Jay:  Well, we're gonna go get ready.  So you three take good care of her.

Junior:  And I've heard we have a handicap match against Troy on X-Cite as well.

Jay:  Well, DAMMIT!!

The third match features Noah Enterprises facing off against Poo, Perfect Man, and MB Callahan.  Callahan has his eyes locked on Jennings and Jennings have nothing of it.  Skeleton gets tagged in and dominated nearly the entire match.  After, seeing Skeleton's display of power, Jennings tags back in and looks to go after Poo.  Jennings attempted a whip but Poo counters and Jennings fell out of the ring courtesy of Perfect Man opening the ropes.  Jennings got up and noticed Callahan going after him again.  Jennings ran back into the ring and tags Hangman in.  Hangman gave Poo the Verdict and Poo rolled over to the corner as Callahan tags himself in.  Jennings tried to intervene but Perfect Man launches himself with the Perfect Cannonball to send Jennings out.  Callahan slams Hangman down with the Whirley Bird and hits the Pounce to win the match.  Mr. Jennings had a shocked look on his face and had no choice but to follow Team FSW's every whim.  



We now see a Rise or Fall testimonial from Rude.



Rude:  My name is Rude.  My mission here in FSW?  To dominate!  I was the first ever EBW Royal Crown Champion.  I made my mark with the title by winning the title 3 times.  By that, I am the best Royal Crown Champion ever in the history of EBW.  Now, I have a chance to seek and take back my former glory that I lost while being an a goddamn Tanooki suit.  I will win the Ca$h Money Rise or Fall Match and NOBODY will be in my way.  

The FSW Rising Title is on the line as Master Bubu awaits for his opponent.  His opponent that will defend the Rising Title for Olly Oliver?  A masked man called Super Olive Machine.  Bubu is skeptical but went with the match anyway.  SOM had surprising and familiar agility and took down Bubu with every armdrag.  After a period of getting one-upped by SOM, Bubu gets frustrated but walks into a...you guessed it.  No?  A Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza without the bridge.  SOM went to the top rope and wows up all with the Four Hundred Fifty Degree Splash to retain the title for Olly.  After the match, SOM got on the mic and had a few words.

SOM: Oily Match?  I'm sorry!!



It is now time for the Eight-man Ca$h Money Rise or Fall Match.  The participants are: Jay Chung, Junior, Fergus O'Flannery, Oog, Monoxide, Black Cena, The Subculture Matt Wilson, and Rude.  The match starts and Rude slams everyone but Oog and Fergus down with that slam he calls the Bamma Jamma One Arm Slamma.  Oog thrusts Rude down but gets a boot from Fergus afterwards.  Oog rolls to the outside and attacked Black Cena.  Subculture attacks Fergus but Fergus took control and whips Subculture.  Subculture suddenly took a suicide dive to Oog and Black Cena to the outside.  Rude lariats Fergus down and leapt over the top rope onto the three men outside.  Rude let out a huge yell and Junior kicks Rude down with a swift kick.  As Junior looks to jump, Fergus gave a huge kick to Junior and launched himself over with a plancha.  Jay went up to the top rope and lands a huge moonsault to the outside.  As everyone were recovering, Monoxide climbed the ladder but is nowhere near the briefcase.  Monoxide looked down below as cameras flashes all over and hits an amazing Carbon Monoxide Press to the outside from the top of the ladder!



Fergus was the first to climb the ladder and Rude soon follows.  The two battles each other until Subculture pushes them off the ladder.  Subculture sets up a table but gets hit with a chair by Black Cena.  Black Cena gets a Double Club from Oog and Oog scales the ladder himself.  Oog almost had the briefcase but Monoxide quickly climbed the ladder and hits a sunset powerbomb onto the chair.  Jay and Junior both climbed the ladder with chairs in hand.  Subculture and Monoxide tried to bring them down but gets hit with the chairs.  Jay and Junior stares up and at each other.  Both had the same idea and hit each other with the chair.  Rude climbed the ladder again but Fergus grabbed Rude and dropped Rude with the Ginger Curse from the ladder.  Black Cena hits the Blackitude Adjustment onto the chair and sent Fergus out of the ring.  Black Cena now climbs the ladder but Monoxide tried to fight Black Cena off.  Black Cena had Monoxide caught after blocking an elbow.  Black Cena then hits the Blackitude Adjustment from the ladder onto the table that Subculture set up earlier.  Junior then climbed up but gets pulled down by Jay.  Jay went for a chair shot but Junior kicks the chair.  Subculture then went up to the ladder and pushes Black Cena off.  As Junior went for his chairshot, Jay suddenly hits it hard across the head of Junior.  Jay then scales the ladder while Subculture is at the top.  Rude then drags Black Cena out and Bamma Jamma Black Cena through the table.  On the other side, Fergus powerbombs Oog through another table.  Jay went for a chairshot but Subculture plamed the chair and smacks the chair onto Jay and Jay fell back.  Subculture begins to unhook the briefcase as Jay tries to climb back up.  Subculture successfully unhooked the briefcase and won the match which allows him to fight for any championship match at anytime he wants at any place.



The main event is the FSW title match between Ness and FSW's general Manager, Franky with the Prevention in the crowd watching.  Ness is really focused and Franky sees that.  Franky went with the cat and mouse game and had Ness him around.  Franky continue to stall the match but Ness is having none of it.  As Ness tries to get back in the ring, Franky pounds on Ness.  Ness tries to fight back and was successful.  Ness takes control and sets up for the Thunder Brainbuster but the lights went out.  The lights gets back on and Ninten is in the ring and hits the Thunder Brainbuster on his brother Ness.  Ninten add insult to injury by crossing Ness's legs and lifts Ness up with a surfboard.  Ninten places his foot on Ness's back and stomps Ness down with the Curb Stomp.  Poo came out and tries to fight Ninten.  The Prevention looks to jump over the rail until MB Callahan, Junior, Jay, Perfect Man, and Subculture came out and prevented the from happening, no pun intended.  Olly stayed in the back to "sell" his "Dolt Virus" in which the team understood.  Franky and Ninten didn't care for Poo as they are confident with the two-on-one.  Then, out of nowhere, Randy no Kachi came out while Franky and Ninten backed away.  Franky later grabbed the mic.

Franky:  You know what.  I got you.  I see how things work now.  Not only will the Prevention destroy your team but our match, Poo, Ness, and Randy, will be in my favor.  Because, after evaluating the show from the back, I have found my third man.  

Ninten whispers something in Franky's ear.

Franky: Well, apparantly our match will nowbe 4-on-4 now, but it doesn't matter.  From what I watch tonight, I have found not only the third man but the fourth man as well.  And I will reveal those two at X-Cite!  You will feel sorry for yourselves and regret that you bunch decided to mess with Franky!



FSW 15: Ascension
Fourside Arena
1. Lloyd Boner def. Coconut Head (1:05) with the Offering.
2. 3Way Tag: Toad & Goomba vs. Joey Helms & Evan Tyler vs. Baka & Unagi (6:59) went to a no contest.  
3. Poo, Perfect Man, & MB Callahan def. Mr. Jennings, Skeleton, & Hangman (12:44) when Callahan used the Pounce on Hangman.  
4. FSW Rising Title: Super Olive Machine def. Master Bubu (3:45) with the Four Hundred Fifty Degrees Splash.  
5. Ca$h Money 8Man Rise or Fall Match: Matt Wilson wins Ca$h Money (20:32).
Other Participants: Jay Chung, Junior, Black Cena, Fergus O'Flannery, Oog, Matt Wilson, Monoxide, Rude
6. FSW Regional Title: Ness (c) def. Franky (5:31) by DQ.

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The countdown to Zero Hour begins with what turned out to be a hectic and chaotic X-cite. As Monday rolled around the roster was in chaos, split between FSW supporters and the Anti-FSW Prevention. Greed was gaining a foothold as the dominant stable in wrestling. Ness was dealing with his long lost half brother Ninten, and w00t and Poo were about to settle an old grudge and see who would be going to Zero Hour. Throughout all of this, the two men who are supposed to take part in the biggest match in EBW history at Zero Hour are AWOL. Could things get any more hectic? Short answer: Yes.

Just like XP we cut straight to the action, as the two top teams in the CXJ Division split to compete in singles action one week short of their CXJ Tag Title Match. Bolshoi took on Given in the opener. He confused the masochist with his eccentric style and seemingly infinite amount of roses. Throughout the match Bolshoi would toss Given a new rose, which drove him crazy. Bolshoi evaded the brunt of Given's brute force and ultimately trapped him in a hold that he was able to counter into a Bolshoi Bomb and pinned the tag champ for the win.

Things did not go as well for Bakayaro however, but that was due in part to some meddling from Given, who also chased Bolshoi around the ring for all the roses. Bakayaro was doing well with his combination of technical skills and high flying. He ducked a clothesline from Anguish and hit a Baka Back breaker, where he lifted him up on his shoulder, rotated several turns and then knelled down while dropping Taken back first down on his knee. Bakayaro then went high risk on the top rope with a splash, but Given grabbed Taken's foot and moved him out of the way. Bakayaro hit the mat hard, and Taken rolled him up for the pin. So the competing Zero Hour teams ended up 1-1.



We then quickly cut to the parking lot where Maurice and Moz of Breakthrough Generation were brawling with two of the men from FSW's Noah Enterprises that attacked them over the weekend. Bubu was getting his face hammered in by Maurice and a chair while Moz hit the Moz Splash on Hangman.



Maurice: Try to make a name by attacking us eh? You picked the wrong smelly hobo to mess with pal!

Moz: Air mail for ya Hangman, courtesy of the Moz Man!

As the Fourside police tried to calm the situation down the question arose. How were the "Foursiders" getting into the building?

The next match featured #1 Ranked Dave Larmore teaming with #2 Ranked Lucas to take on CXJ Champion Picky Minch and his new Bushido Crusade recruit Bushido Mask. Larmore was in the brawling mood while Lucas was more into keeping this standing, as Picky and Bushido Mask were looking for ground based submissions. Throughout the match whenever Lucas would pull off an impressive move or two Dave Larmore would tag himself in so as not to be upstaged, by "the kid". This was set to be Dave Larmore's last tag team match in the CXJ Division, so he actually came into it focused and sober. Late in the match Larmore got control of Bushido Mask by trying to rip off his mask. The way he tried to fight suggested that maybe this was someone who didn't want to be revealed. Lucas jumped onto the top rope and drop kicked Bushido Mask right into Larmore, who hit a German Suplex pin, but Bushido Mask rolled out of it sending Larmore straight into Picky Minch who also hit a German Suplex Pin. 1-2-3! Picky Minch and Bushido Mask got the momentum heading into Zero Hour. Dave Larmore's last CXJ tag match ended with a loss, but it was an impressive showing none the less.



We then cut back to the back as Mr. Poochyfud watched on as shockingly, the FSW roster was coming into the building with police escort. More surprising was the fact that it seemed that he was expecting them.



Mr. Ryan IQ: Uh....sir? You are aware that you're letting the entire FSW roster into the building right?

Mr. Poochyfud: I am fully aware Mr. IQ.

Mr. Ryan IQ: You do know that we are having some "issues" with the rookies of FSW right?

Mr. Poochyfud: Don't worry Ryan IQ. I have my plans. Sometimes you have to open the flood gates to clean things out. Besides, I'm sure their are a few rookies in FSW with common sense and an eye for a good business opportunity. The point is....trust me. Hahaha!

The next match stemmed from Alpha Beta Troy's actions on XP when he scooped up FSW valet Jessica. This angered Jay Chung and Junior of the Fourside Zero Hour Team. They challenged Troy to pay for his action and he quickly accepted by calling Jay and Junior an inappropriate word that starts with "F". It was determined it would be tornado rules, so J and J were in the ring at the same time with the big man. The rest of Greed was nowhere to be seen, but Troy seemed to have no trouble handling the two rookies. When the bell rang he immediately floored Junior with a big boot and then scooped up Jay Chung, slamming him into the corner. He then jabbed Jay in the face repeatedly with elbows before tossing him against the ropes and slamming him down with a Back Body Drop. Junior finally got to his feet only to eat another big boot. Junior and Jay managed to finally get up and regroup, attacking Troy's knees with swift kicks. Troy simply pushed Junior to the floor while Jay got behind Troy and jumped on his back. He wrapped an arm around his neck, but Troy calmly forced him up and over and put him in a choke of his own. That's when Junior suddenly let out a whistle and the FSW roster poured out of the entrance way and the stands. They surrounded Troy in the ring, but the big man calmly dropped Junior and began punching down the rookies. Suddenly, the remaining members of Greed appeared from under the ring as well as The Prevention. What followed was a huge brawl between FSW and the Anti-FSW Movement. Troy was brutal in his dismantling of the FSW. Little Mac and Ryan IQ looked on laughing as the ambush went as planned.



Amigo, Maurice, Moz, and Randy no Kachi ran down to the ring to assist the FSW guys. Greed battled the FSW roster into the back while The Prevention stuck around for their match with Breakthrough Generation. This one was all about hatred, hard hitting, and manic energy. Randy no Kachi was the main target of The Prevention, but Strong and Mike still had a bone to pick with Amigo and Maurice as well. Pokey tried to interfere from outside, only for Randy to jump off the side of the ring to hit Pokey with a flying kick to the temple. As the match progressed, Mr. Jennings from FSW appeared at the entrance ramp. He was soon followed by Hangman and Bubu, who came out to continue their grudge with Maurice and Moz it seemed. An FSW group helping The Prevention? It was strange, but true. This caught Randy no Kachi off guard and he ended up being dropped by Kinniku Mike and his Release Dragon Suplex followed by the pin. Chaos returned to the ring after the match as Jennings got his men to attack Breakthrough Generation while Pokey and Randy brawled outside of the ring. The FSW 4 made their way back to the ring to find out why their supposed 5th man in the Zero Hour match was helping The Prevention, but he simply walked away. Utter chaos in this EBW/FSW situation.



The next match featured FSW Regional Champion Ness, Swift, and Jeff Andonuts taking on Greed and FSW GM Franky in 6-Man Tag Action. This match was all Swift as he used his brute strength and energy to control the pace of the match for his team. Ness was in paranoia mode, as Ninten was standing in the crowd watching the match and moving ever so closer. Lukie was hunting the "nerd" Jeff Andonuts, but a dodged 3-Point Tackle lead to a Sweet Science Suplex and a near fall. Ness and Franky had a title match at the last FSW show that lead to a DQ win for Ness, and their rivalry was continuing in this match. In the end though it was all about Swift, who blind sided Franky with a Pounce followed by the Blackhammer as Ness and Jeff attacked Lukie and Akinan. 1-2-3! Swift won another big match and his streak continues.

In the main event we saw a grudge match a long time in the making between w00t and former running buddy Poo in a singles match. Poo has recently found a change of heart, being inspired by the FSW rookies. He tried to shake hands with w00t before the match, but the former leader of the Perfection stable was having none of it. Last time these two were in the same room Poo was apart of a group that attacked him and sent him packing for a few weeks. They started the match in a test of strength that w00t escaped by kicking Poo in the gut and whipping him into the corner. He stomped Poo repeatedly until Poo grabbed his foot and pushed him back onto the mat. He got up and dropped the elbow on w00t before trapping him in a choke hold. w00t got to his feet and elbowed his way out of it before trying a WKO. Poo pushed him away and bounced off the ropes to bulldog him. w00t immediately got back up and got face to face with Poo as the crowd cheered for both of them. The back and forth continued for several minutes in a highly entertaining match. Once again though, chaos brewed as Franky could be seen with Mr. Jennings as the head of Noah Enterprises could be seen sending out his big man Fergus. w00t and Poo turned to him ready for a fight when suddenly Rude appeared from out of the crowd and floored them both from behind. Fergus and Rude stomped and kicked away at w00t and Poo as Franky got on the mic.

Franky: Well well well....looks like Perfection reunion to me. W00t....Poo...Rude..and myself. Only this time half of us find ourselves on the losing side of a battle. You both want to be in that Zero Hour match? That's no problem. We can make it 4-on-4. Thanks to Mr. Jennings I have acquired the services of Fergus here. Of course you know about Rude's transfer to FSW. I think I have my four. Let's see if you two can co-exist. Hahaha!

And so the show came to a close with Franky standing tall over his rivals. X-cite was a show full of chaos and the question of the Zero Hour main event was left unanswered. Will Trevor and Tack make it back for the biggest match in EBW history?



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Singles Match
Bolshoi beat Given (5:18) with a Bolshoi Bomb.
2. CXJ Singles Match
Taken beat Bakayaro (6:51) with a Roll up Pin.
3. CXJ Tag Team Match
Picky Minch/Bushido Mask beat Dave Larmore/Lucas (13:34) when Picky Minch hit the German Suplex Pin on Larmore.
4. Handicap Match
Troy vs. Jay Chung[FSW]/Junior[FSW] (3:59) ended in a No Contest.
5. 8-Man Tag Team Match
Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike/Orange Kid/Apple Kid beat Amigo/Maurice/Moz/Randy no Kachi (9:22) when Kinniku Mike hit the Release Dragon Suplex on Randy no Kachi.
6. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Ness/Swift/Jeff Andonuts beat Franky[FSW]/Lukie/Akinan (7:49) when Swift hit the Blackhammer on Franky.
7. Special Grudge Match -Winner joins Team Ness at Zero Hour-
w00t vs. Poo[FSW] (10:05) ended in a No Contest.

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FSW in  EBW X-Cite

FSW, once again, made a trip to EBW. Things didn't go well as Moz and Maurice gained their revenge on Master Bubu and Hangman.  The Breakthrough Generation continued the assault on the Noah Enterprises employees until the police intervened.  



Jay Chung and Junior took on Troy until hell breaks lose when Junior called forth the FSW contingent.  That plan has backfired as members of Greed and the Prevention came in to counter attack the ambush.  Randy no Kachi with Breakthrough Generation tries to fight off the Prevention until Mr. Jennings sent Noah Enterprises to attack Breakthrough Generation as Mr. Jennings walked away from his supposed Zero Hour teammates.  



Things for the General Manager didn't sit too well as Swift defeated Franky in a 6 man tag match.  Franky turned a  huge 180 as he helped turn the main event into a no contest when Rude and Fergus O'Flannery came out and attacked both Poo and w00t.  Franky announced that his remaining partners for the Zero Hour match will indeed be the dominating Rude and Fergus.   

Announcement from Franky



Franky:  Hello there.  I like to formally announce that at FSW 16, Fergus O'Flannery and Mr. Jennings will defend their FSW Double Trouble Titles against the Prevention's Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong.   Also, since Randy no Kachi loves to spoil plans, maybe I'll give him something in return.  The return of Randy no Kachi in FSW.  Randy's return match will be against one of my chosen partners for the Zero Hour match, the rejuvenated and dominating Rude.  And now Mr. Poochyfud has a word to say.

Poochyfud:  Thank you,  Mr. General Manager.  Since FSW likes to come to EBW every so often, I just might give them what they want.  At FSW 16, I will bring EBW to them.  Not only will the Prevention will make an appearance, but I have personally invited Greed to FSW.  Not even that, I will  kindly give Breakthrough Generation SOME measure of revenge against Noah Enterprises.  And just one more thing,  I, Mr. Poochyfud, will make a special appearance to  FSW for the first time ever.   FSW will never be the same again.  HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Earlier today...



Subculture:  So why are we here sitting in the crowd?

Perfect Man: You must have something up your sleeve.

Poo:  We just hafta wait and see.  

Callahan:  What do you mean?

Poo: Well, lets just say,  they are gonna make the move first.  Just watch.

Olly: I can see you!

Subculture:  So we sit here, watch the show,  and do nothing?

Perfect Man: Sounds like a plan to Perfect Man.  Hey, that  rhymes.  

Poo: We shall see.  All I hafta say is act naturally.



The sixteenth edition of FSW has opened with General Manager Franky and the Anti-FSW Prevention in the ring.  We take notice at Poo, Perfect Culture, Team FSW, and even the FSW Champion, Ness, watching  from the crowd .



Franky:  Ladies  and gentlemen!  Tonight will be a historic night.  Let me started by having this honor of introducing to you.  Making his FSW debut appearance, the mastermind of EBW.  The man who basically opened FSW to the general public.  People!  Let's give it up for, the one  and only, Mr. Poochyfud!!

Poochyfud:  Thank you!  Thank you!  I will promise you an eventful night.  I have brought some world-class athletes here and tonight, I officially declare this EBW vs. FSW!  To start, we have Prevention members in Pokey Minch and Fruit Inc. fighting Monotard, Shrek Ahmed, and Hillbilly.  The next match will be Breakthrough Generation team of Moz, Amigo, and Maurice taking on Mister Bubba, The Executioner, and Bones!  The next massacre will be Troy taking on five FSW guys whose names I do not know in a Gauntlet Match.  Lukie and Akinan will face White Darren and Katsumaker.  The main events are the Tag Titles featuring Mr. Jennings & Fergus defending againts Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong and Kachi Rodriguez facing Rude!  

Franky: And...HEY!  What are you doing over there?

Poo:  Just sitting here.

Olly: Yup, just sitting here watching how you run things.

Perfect Man:  Meaning, watching you douches gas yourselves out while we chillaxing enjoying every minute.

Poochyfud:  Well, you bunch better stay comfy up there because you are about to witness why my EBW boys are the most elite stars in Fourside!  

Olly: Looks more like the Poochy Administration to me.  

Callahan:  Hell, now that I saw him in person, I wouldn't wanna be a lackey for a messy, smelly fat glutton anyhow.  

Poochyfud: You dare talk down on Mr. Poochyfud?  I let you know that FSW is a part of EBW.  I am the GOD of EBW, which also means I am the GOD of s FSW too!  Tonight, you punks will witness why EBW is far more superior.  

Olly:  (Psst, how does he know that when we are not competing?)

Perfect Man: (Ha!)

The first match begins with Fruit Inc and Pokey Minch of the Anti-FSW Prevention taking on Monoxide, Sheik Ahmad, and Billy Hill.  Ahmad took control on Pokey but gets ambushed by Apple Kid and Orange Kid.  Monoxide gets tagged in and took out all three.  Monoxide keeps the attack on Pokey and hits the Carbon Detector.  Apple Kid gave the blind tag before Monoxide drags Pokey to the corner.  Monoxide went for Carbon Monoxide Press and Orange Kid pulled Pokey away.  Monoxide missed the splash and Billy Hill tagged himself in.  Billy tells Monoxide that he got this until Apple Kid hits a new move called the Apple Juice on Billy to win.  



Backstage, we see the Stallionaires coming into the building as they came face to face with Greed Inc.  



Disco: Hey man.  What's up.

Little Mac:  The ceiling.

Disco: Cute but seriously.  What happened man?  When you retired, you never called me nor pay me a visit man.  Me and you go way back man.  Ever since before you thought about EBW, you and I were like sparring partners turned friends man.  Sure, I was arrogant, cocky, and didn't give a damn about anybody but myself.  But you changed that man.  How can you forget all about that man?  

Little Mac: I am a bigger star than you will ever be.  Leave it at that.

Disco:  Look here.  I don't know about you.  But ever since this Greed thing, you changed.  You done change for no good man.  And if that won't help, I don't know what will man.  Sure, go on your limosine ridin, jet flyin, and kiss stealing life style man.  Reject the people that has been behind help motivated you to get where you are at now especially me.  All these people may not know it but I rather not have the spotlight on me alright.  I may be a successful owner of a chain of night clubs all over Eagleland but I'm not the type that reject my friends and supporters to get me back in the spotlight.

Little Mac:  I'm happy that you are successful with your club business but I better be going.  We got business to take care of.  

Black Cena: What now?

Disco:  He done lost his mind man.

The next match is Breakthough Generation looking to seek revenge against Noah Enterprises.  Amigo grounds Hangman with a takedown and Hangman struggles but suddenly Hangman rolls over with a gutwrench.  Amigo looking surprised as Hangman stares blankly at Amigo.  Bubu makes the tag and suddenly Maurice pulled Skeleton down from the apron.  Things suddenly went to hell as Moz kicks Hangman and Bubu attempts but missed a spear at Amigo.  Maurice attempts a KO Punch at Skeleton but no effect whatsoever.  Skeleton powerbombs Maurice hard and began choking him.  Moz kicks Hangman down and hits the Moz Splash on Hangman.  Amigo avoided another spear and then hits the Dead End on Bubu to successfully got their revenge on Noah Enterprises.  



We go backstage with Truthslayer with Rude as his guest.



Truthslayer:  Hello all and welcome to this.  My guest at this time is Rude.  Rude, your thoughts on your match against the returning Randy no Kachi.  

Rude:  Don't get confused here.  This may be Randy's return match but Randy is still an EBW wrestler while I am now an FSW star.  He supports his original stomping grounds here in FSW it seems.  Well, I can do him one better.  I was chosen by Franky and I proudly support the Poochyfud Administration as EBW was MY original stomping ground.  So all I hafta say about tonight.  Everyone needs to hide their kids, hide their wives, and hide their moms as well, because Rude is coming for ya.  Randy, you don't hafta come and admit defeat.  I'm coming for you.  I'm gonna fight you.  I'm gonna destroy you!

The next match is the Gauntlet match with Troy.  Out first is Gumbie.  Within an instant, Troy kicks Gumbie in the gut and hits the Fight Me IRL Punt to pin Gumbie.  Coconut Head is out next.  Same result and Coconut Head is eliminated within seconds and Troy threw Coconut Head on top of Gumbie.  Rozie came out and put up a fight but couldn't keep Troy down.  Troy low blows Rozie and hits the punt again.  Troy dumps Rozie on top of the body pile.  Stancio comes out looking for revenge for his brother Pedro, who was bloodied down by Troy.  Troy just lifts Stancio up and punts Stancio in midair thus Troy dumps Stancio in the pile.  Oscar came down next and Oscar actually took down troy with a tackle.  Oscar is relentless with the punches but Troy headbutts his way out.  Troy come towards Oscar but Oscar pulls Troy down on the corner.  Oscar looks to attempt either the Border Toss or the Flat Taco but Troy body drops Oscar over.  Troy then hits the punt kick and it was sheer domination.  



We see Jay, Junior, and Jessica in the crowd.



Jay:  Alright, look.  We have come to the conclusion that we can't have you come to Zero Hour with us.

Jessica:  Why not?

Junior:  Because if you did come, you will surely get chased after and end up missing again.

Jay: And at risk of you doing anymore commercial shoots and getting scooped up, you are staying at the house.  

Jessica: I can still cheer you on right?

Jay: *sigh* Yes, you can still cheer the team on at the tv.

Jessica:  Yay!

Junior: I have noticed something.  She has gotten dumber hasn't she.

Jay:  I don't know anymore.  

Black Cena and Katsuflex takes on Greed Inc's Lukie and Akinan.  Black Cena and Katsuflex actually took it to Lukie in this one.  Lukie fights back against Black Cena with a few knees but Katsuflex comes in and makes the tag.  Katsuflex hits a DDT and tries to isolate Lukie from the corner.  Black Cena and Katsuflex continues their teamwork against Lukie while Akinan just stood there.  Black Cena hits the Blackitude Adjustment and gave Katsuflex a chance to finish it off.  Katsuflex hits a sit-down spinebuster called the Flexirizer.  Akinan broke the pin with a kick to the face and dragged Lukie to the corner for Akinan to tag.  Akinan tossed Katsuflex to the ring post and slams Black Cena on the apron.  Akinan hits the Bonebreaker Chokeslam and won the match.  Troy came in and tossed Black Cena in the ring.  Troy proceeds to punt both Katsuflex and Black Cena.  Little Mac and Greed Inc stands over Black Cena and Katsuflex as Disco Kid put his head down in disgust.  



The next match is for the FSW Double Trouble Titles where the defending champions, Mr. Jennings and Fergus O'Flannery, take on Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong of the Anti-FSW Prevention.  As the match starts, Mr. Jennings began to smile and laid down in the middle of the ring and Strong pinned Jennings to become new champions.  This left Fergus angry and confused.



As Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong were presented with the Double Trouble Titles, Fergus came from behind and attacked both Mike and Strong.  Fergus hits the Ginger Boot on Captain Strong following by the Ginger Curse backbreaker on Kinniku Mike.  Fergus is left standing an very angry man as Mr. Jennings left the premises.  Fergus looked over at Mr. Jennings and screamed out "what was that" at Jennings.  



The main event is Randy no Kachi's return match against Rude with Franky watching at ringside.  Randy is not only in his return match but, whether he likes it or not, he is ready to defeat Rude which will be a complete sweep of EBW winning against FSW.  Rude simply dominated Randy from the start.  Rude looks to spoil Randy's return as he continue to toss Randy around.  As Rude looks to finish Randy very early with the Bamma Jamma Slamma, Randy hits an armdrag out of nowhere.  Rude tried to come after Randy but Randy was too fast for Rude.  Rude gained back his momentum after a sudden impact lariat.  Rude went for the Bamma Jamma Slamma again but Randy hits a Frankensteiner and tossed Rude to the outside.  Rude looks at Poo and the rest of the group.  As Rude looks to go back to the ring, Rude hits Poo with a hard right hand.  



As Poo comes, Poo looks up, looks to his left, looks to his right, and looks at Ness.  Poo shook his head and points to the ring.  All of a sudden, everyone that was sitting in the crowd began to jump over the rail.  Franky comes out with Ninten and The Prevention.  The Prevention looks to outnumber Team FSW until Perfect Man and Subculture looks to take advantage of the numbers game.  Fergus comes out to help out Franky, Ninten, and Rude until w00t comes out of nowhere and attacks Fergus.  Franky gave out a signal and Greed Inc came out.  Black Cena and Katsuflex came out but were stopped by Troy.  Mr. Jennings came out with Noah Enterprises but Amigo, Moz, and Maruice of Breakthrough Generation came out and brawled with the Noah Enterprises employees all the way to the crowd.  Monoxide, Sheik Ahmad, and even Disco Kid tries to even things up.  Disco Kid and Little Mac had a little staredown as Monoxide and Ahmad battles with Akinan and Lukie.  The Anti-FSW Prevention realized that they were outnumbered and escaped through the crowd as Mr. Jennings slowly walked over pretending to help.  Team FSW, Perfect Man, and Subculture went after the Prevention through the crowd.  As the chaos continues, Franky with Ninten and Rude stares down Franky, Ness, and Randy no Kachi as the show draws to a close.



FSW 16: Preparation 2
Fourside Arena
1.  Pokey Minch, Apple Kid, & Orange Kid def. Monoxide, Sheik Ahmad, & Billy Hill (5:39) when Apple Kid used the Apple Juice on Billy.  
2.  Amigo, Moz, and Maurice def. Master Bubu, Hangman, & Skeleton (7:32) when Amigo used the Dead End on Bubu.  
3.  Gauntlet Match: Troy def. Gumbie, Coconut Head, Rozie, Stancio, & Oscar (5:50) with the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick to everyone in that order.  
4.  Lukie & Akinan def. Black Cena & Katsuflex (6:38) when Akinan used the Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Katsuflex.  
5.  FSW Double Trouble Titles:  Kinniku Mike & Captain Strong def. Mr. Jennings & Fergus O'Flannery (:10) when Strong pinned Jennings to become new champions.  
6.  Randy no Kachi Return: Randy no Kachi vs. Rude (11:29) went to a no contest.

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EBW vs. FSW! WAR!



EBW invaded FSW the other day, as Mr. Poochyfud took over for one night and set up a night EBW vs. FSW matches. Of course his intentions were to give his chosen favorites the upper hand, and he invited both The Prevention AND Greed. The night was pretty one sided, as the rookie "Foursiders" fell time after time to Anti-FSW contingent. Pokey lead Fruit Inc. to a win over Monoxide, Sheik Ahmed, and Billy Hill when Apple Kid introduced his new Apple Juice finisher to Billy. Breakthrough Generation got involved as well to get revenge on Noah Enterprises., when Amigo hit his Dead End on Bubu. Alpha Beta Troy showed complete domination in a Gauntlet Match where he defeated 5 of FSW's job squad. Lukie and Akinan tagged to defeat Black Cena and Katsuflex shortly after. The biggest blow came when Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong beat Mr. Jennings and Fergus O'Flannery to become the new FSW Double Trouble Champions. Jennings took the fall on purpose to show his allegiance to the Anti-FSW Contingent. In the main event Randy no Kachi returned to face Rude in what turned into a No Contest. A dominant night for EBW leading to the big FSW vs. Prevention Match at Zero Hour, but FSW did fight back, and they chaos they brought may have given them the unpredictable edge on the big night.

FSW 16: Preparation 2
Fourside Arena
1.  Pokey Minch, Apple Kid, & Orange Kid def. Monoxide, Sheik Ahmad, & Billy Hill (5:39) when Apple Kid used the Apple Juice on Billy.  
2.  Amigo, Moz, and Maurice def. Master Bubu, Hangman, & Skeleton (7:32) when Amigo used the Dead End on Bubu.  
3.  Gauntlet Match: Troy def. Gumbie, Coconut Head, Rozie, Stancio, & Oscar (5:50) with the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick to everyone in that order.  
4.  Lukie & Akinan def. Black Cena & Katsuflex (6:38) when Akinan used the Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Katsuflex.  
5.  FSW Double Trouble Titles:  Kinniku Mike & Captain Strong def. Mr. Jennings & Fergus O'Flannery (:10) when Strong pinned Jennings to become new champions.  
6.  Randy no Kachi Return: Randy no Kachi vs. Rude (11:29) went to a no contest.

X-perience Card!

The final show before Zero Hour has been booked! The final stop on the road to the big Pay Per View is full of nothing less then 5 exciting matches leading up to a huge title match.  The first match was actually put together by Dave Larmore, as he plans to go out of the CXJ Division with a bang. A Drunken CXJ Rumble will see the CXJ Division step in the ring for an over the top rope rumble, but they will all be coming in very drunk. This is sure to make for an interesting rumble. Breakthrough Generation will team up to take on Greed in the next match up. Randy no Kachi will continue his one man war with The Prevention when he takes on the man that floor him o X-cite, Kinniku Mike. The next two matches feature The Foursiders and the The Prevention in tag team matches. The main event will see a HUGE rematch straight from Fourside Wrestling. FSW Regional Champion Ness will once again put the title on the line against cross-promotional rival Franky. Expect their Zero Hour teams to be standing at ring side. Also, we're hoping to hear from Tack Angel and Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting regarding their huge match up. They have been absent for a little while, so here is hoping they return pumped and ready to go. All of this and more on a huge X-perience, and the last XP before Zero Hour.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Drunken CXJ Rumble!
Bolshoi vs. Bakayaro vs. Bushido Mask vs. Given vs. Taken vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD vs. Anguish vs. Shadow vs. Picky Minch vs. Dave Larmore
2. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Amigo/Maurice/Moz vs. Troy/Lukie/Akinan
3. Special Singles Match
Randy no Kachi vs. Kinniku Mike
4. EBW vs. FSW Tag Team Match
Captain Strong/Pokey Minch vs. Jay Chung/Junior
5. EBW vs. FSW Tag Team Match
Apple Kid/Orange Kid vs. Olly Oliver/MB Callahan
6. FSW Regional Championship Match
Ness(c) vs. Franky

-Also Expect: The Return of Global World Champion Tack Angel and Royal Crown Champion/Intergender Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach

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Manu Kalani: Ummm......

Sal Paradise: .......huh...

Jamie OD: ......Yikes.

Ness: Hey guys! I'm feeling pumped about TUE for once! Nothing could go wro.....ok what the hell happened to Teck?!

Manu Kalani: Hey man, you got me. Definitely not a surfing accident I can tell you that. You can't surf with chairs....3 chairs.

Ness: Um....did you guys beat up Teck?

Jamie OD: Oh yeah Ness, we beat up our own rookie here. With Trevor gone we have just plain out lost it.......give me a break man.

Ness: Well? If you didn't do it who did?

Sal Paradise: Ness, I don't want to say that it was your rookies.....BUT COME ON MAN! IT'S OBVIOUSLY YOUR MURDEROUS ROOKIES!

Ness: *Sigh*......Just couldn't have a good day in TUE could I?

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Announcer: It seems tonight's installment of The Ultimate EBW is off to a rocky start. Punk Master Teck had already moved onto the next round, but his injuries were too severe for him to continue on the show. With little other choice Sal Paradise and Jamie OD brought back a former member of Team Machismo on Trevor's behalf. That member is none other then the nominally charismatic master of the suplex Mr. Plain!



Manu Kalani: Hey man! Welcome back Mr. Plain!

Mr. Plain: Thank you! It's satisfactory to be back! I am nominally prepared to step into the ring again and give 100%

Manu Kalani: That's awesome man! Why not kick it up a notch and go 110%?

Mr. Plain: .....That would just be silly Manu.

Manu Kalani: Fair enough.

Jamie OD: Manu, are you ready this week? You're our go to guy now....since you're....you know...the last guy.

Manu Kalani: I'm ready brothers! I've been riding the waves, chilling out, playing some volleyball. Just relaxing ya know?

Sal Paradise: Oh man....that sounds like FUN!

Jamie OD: That all sounds well and good, but couldn't you of....oh I don't know.....TRAINED TO WRESTLE?!

Manu Kalani: You never came to pick me up to go to the gym!

Sal Paradise: .....DAMN IT! I knew we forgot something.

Jamie OD; I didn't forget! You lost the keys!

Sal Paradise: I didn't lose them! I accidentally flushed them in the toilet!

Jamie OD: WHAT?! How could you do that?!

Manu Kalani: Ummm....guys....we have time to train now.

Jamie OD: ......Good point....as long as Sal doesn't lose anything else in the toilet....I think we're good to go.

Sal Paradise: Heh...jokes on you Jamie. I flushed your soccer ball down the toilet too.

Jamie OD: ....First of all....it's football....and second of all......HOW?!

Manu Kalani: Yeah....let's go spar Plain.

Mr. Plain: Acceptable.



Mr. Plain: I am happy to be back. I learned from my loss and developed a new move while I was gone called....the Pin.

Cameraman: Um....anything else you want to say?

Mr. Plain: Nope.

Cameraman: Huh...fair enough.



Ness: Umm...now guys....I don't like to come in here and accuse you guys of anything....but since you're like covered in blood, it's kind of hard to deny that you MIGHT have taken Teck out of the game. BUT....I will open the floor to let you guys try and speak your peace.

Hashim Al-Singh: Oh they totally did it.

Ness: Pardon?

Hashim Al-Singh: We do whatever it takes to win....coach.

Ness: Um....yeah....but you can't attempt murder....we might all go to jail.....my wife wouldn't like that Hashim. Can we like....not kill the other guys?

Hashim Al-Singh: *Sigh* Fair enough. But if we need someone dead I reserve my right to hire some hit men.

Ness: Fair enough....wait what?! Nevermind....I never heard any of this. I have my own problems with a long lost brother...sounds like an episode of the Jimmy Swift show. Anyways, Sergei you are up this week, so get prepared for Manu Kalani.

Sergei Rushkin: ......

Ness: Right....I'm out.



Ness: Wow, everyday I come out of the room without getting killed it's a miracle.

Mr. Plain: Hello Coach Ness!

Ness: Oh, welcome back Plain. Glad to see that my guys didn't utterly kill you. Good luck on your team, and I hope that you don't get your brain splattered on the floor again. Manu, hope you're ready for my man Sergei. He doesn't say much, but he's a striker and may or may not be wanted by the police.

Manu Kalani: Uh....thanks....I think.

Jeff Andonuts: NESS! NESS! Good news man!

Ness: What's up?

Jeff Andonuts: Thanks to the power of SCIENCE! Tracy has finally woken up!

Ness: What?!



Tack Angel: Tracy! Oh my....I don't believe it! You're finally awake! I ran up here as soon as I heard!

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: No joke! This dude didn't even finish his jello cup!

Tracy: I know you did Tack. I know that you've never left, and I would never leave you either. I'm back.

Tack Angel: I know...I just can't believe it...

Tracy: You brought me back Tack. I heard your words....I heard the stories you read....the words you spoke.

Trevor Mach: HA! This is good stuff.

Tack Angel: Tracy, you should be laying down. You still need to recover. What are you doing with that belt?

Tracy: This belt....is YOUR belt Tack....at least as long as you defend it from Trevor at Zero Hour. Thank you for sticking around to Trev. I won't forget all you've done for us.

Trevor Mach: Hey what are friends for. Just don't let it out that I'm a bastard with a heart of gold. I've got street cred to protect.

Tracy: Hehe your secret is safe with me Trevor.

Tack Angel: What are you saying about Zero Hour? I can't.....

Tracy: Tack....I know that you've been here instead of training. I know that you want to cancel the biggest match of your life. You can't do that Tack. I couldn't live with myself if I let you do that either. I know you want to stay at my side, but I have to see you in that ring giving it your all. My inspiration....my admiration of you came when you realized that you were good enough to be the best. I want you to see you shine again in the Saturn Dome. I want to  see Tack Angel rise above adversity and beat his biggest challenge! Tack, the only I want you to do.....is win.

Trevor Mach: Geez....standing right here ya know!

Tracy: Sorry Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Ha! I'm just goofing I wouldn't expect any less. So what do you say Tack? Let's get our asses out of here and prepare for the biggest match of our lives!

Tack Angel: What do I say?

Tracy: ......

Tack Angel: I say let's do this.

Trevor Mach: HA! That's the spirit! So what are we waiting for!? Let's go! CUE THE MONTAGE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBG_kTZoZ64 <<< Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach Zero Hour Training Montage!!!!



TUE Season 4 Match 4

Manu Kalani(Team Machismo) vs. Sergei Rushkin

The fourth match of the season say the technical/high flier Manu Kalani tangle with the silent striker Sergei Rushkin. Though Manu seemed laid back, he was actually quite fast and impressive in the ring. Both showed they could chain wrestle with the rest of them, but Manu really impressed with the speed and Sergei was really brought the punches, kicks, slaps, and headbutts. Basically anything Sergei could do without getting DQ'd. That also involved choking Manu to the allotted time. Late in the encounter Sergei attempted a big hey maker that Manu ducked by hitting the splits. Lovekick obviously did not teach him that tactic as they both grimaced at the sight of it. Sergei turned around to eat a Pele Kick. Manu then went high risk with his Wave Crasher Splash followed by the pin and the win.

Announcer: Sergei was eliminated and Manu would move on to the next round along with Mr. Plain, Hashim Al-Singh, and Jun Toyota. As Manu tried to leave the ring Sergei pulled out a shiv to stab him, but security quickly arrived on the scene and dragged him away. It was later revealed that Sergei was indeed hiding from the police. When word came that Ness might be charged with aiding and abetting a known fugitive he put his foot through the TV and stormed out. A crazy installment of TUE, but also inspiring at times.

Manu Kalani(Team Machismo) beat Sergei Rushkin (9:38) with the Wave Crasher Splash.

Tack Angel: Trevor Mach.....are you a God fearing man by any chance?

Trevor Mach: Whoa! You scared me! I didn't see you there. Anyways, kind of a personal question don't you think Tacker?

Tack Angel: Yeah, but you've never been prone to...."keeping things to yourself".

Trevor Mach: Good point....I guess you could say so. Why do you ask?

Tack Angel: Well, you've been in 3 Stages of Hell before....and now you're crazy enough to go back in. I'm just wondering if it changes you.

Trevor Mach: Heh....only if you let it Tack....only if you let. Just don't let it beat you....you have to beat it. Of course I'm going to beat you, but you have to beat the match. Understand?

Tack Angel: Not really.

Trevor Mach: Me either....good luck tonight buddy....you're gonna need it. BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Thanks...you too.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WacVn4ueJks <------ZERO HOUR THEME SONG!!!!

After weeks of waiting the time had come. A sold out Saturn Dome was backed with screaming EBW fans ready to see one of the biggest shows of the year. This was ZERO HOUR!



A huge fireworks display kicked off the beginning of what would be a great night of wrestling action. Rivals would collide, promotions would go to war, and monster tag teams would tear it up, all before the biggest match in EBW history! The epic event started with a CXJ Grudge Match as former mentor Shadow intended to take out his student Anguish, while Anguish was ready to bust out of his mentor's "shadow" (Pun Unintended....ok it was). The match started with Shadow running to Anguish's side of the ring and immediately forced him into the corner and strangled him against the ring ropes. Anguish had to elbow his war out of it before hitting a hurracanrana  to floor Shadow followed by a dropkick as he tried to get back up. Anguish took control until Shadow gouged his eyes and forced his throat down on the bottom rope. He then pushed the ref away and stomped on the back of Anguish's head until he could escape. Anguish got to his feet and retaliated with some hard shots before flooring Shadow with a lariat. He then went high risk and attempted his Shooting Star Press. Shadow rolled out of the way and Anguish hit hard. The CXJ Bully tried to capitalize with a pin, but Anguish kicked out at the last second. Shadow was shocked to see this and grabbed Anguish by the hair. He set Anguish up for the Shadow Driver, but Anguish escaped and hit a suplex before going for another SSP, this time hitting it. 1-2- Kickout!  At this point Grudge made his way out. Shadow demanded that he throw him some hidden object, but Grudge held onto and refused to help Shadow. This puzzled him long enough for Anguish to sneak up behind and turn him for the Shadow Driver! After hitting his own former mentor's move, Anguish pinned him for the 1-2-3! After the match Grudge entered the ring and nodded approval at his old tag team partner as they both stood over a bloody Shadow.

Match 2 of the big show was the first title match, as the Sons of Bushido took on Team Baka-Bolshoi. This fresh new team was energized and impressive, in their first title match. The high fliers gave the ground and pounding brawlers a run for their money. Given wore a crimson mask early, as Bakayaro swung Bolshoi right into his face which busted him open badly. The Sons of Bushido seemed to gain new life at the sight of the blood and grounded Team Baka-Bolshoi. In the end Bolshoi became the victim of a Doomsday Device, and Given got the pin on him to retain the titles. Sons of Bushido continue their dominant reign of the CXJ Tag Division.



Up next was the big 3-Way CXJ Championship Match. Win or lose this would be Dave Larmore's last match in the CXJ Division, but he was determined to put the hurt on Picky Minch before he left. Add rising star #2 Ranked Lucas into the mix and this made for a very action packed and combustible matchup. Dave brawled with Picky while Lucas broke the mold and used his high flying skills to make his presence felt. Larmore was clearly focused on Picky, but eventually he had to turn on Lucas and headbutted him hard in the mouth before taking him down with an Twoson Slam. Before he could turn back to Picky, Larmore found himself the victim of a German Suplex Triad followed by a German Suplex Pin. Right before the 3 Lucas crawled to the rescue and broke the pin. That was a close call for Larmore, but he dominated soon after, obviously inebriated and tolerant to a lot of the pain Picky inflicted. In the end Larmore pushed Lucas out of the ring, no fancy move, just shoved him out of the ring and hit a lariat on Picky before finishing him with the Hardcore Hangover and the pin. On his final night in the division Dave Larmore became CXJ Champion and ended the dominant run of Picky Minch. The rest of the CXJ Division came out to watch as the new champ celebrated with his belt and a beer.



The next three matches featured Greed in a big way. The Greed limo pulled up and Little Mac lead his elite clique to the ring for their match ups. In the first of the three encounters, Lukie took on Breakthrough Generation's Moz in a fast paced matchup. Lukie came out in new red and white ring gear, full of flash and style, but Moz was more substance and dominated early on with his unorthodox style. Of course Greed had to get involved and the distraction factor played a role, when Lukie hit the 3 Point Tackle on Moz followed  by the pin. Moz reached out the ropes, but Little Mac took his hand off before the ref could see and Lukie stole the match.

Match 5 of the show featured the long awaited rematch between Akinan and Swift. The last time they fought Greed got involved to end it in a DQ. Akinan looked hesitant to step in with the manic Swift who paced the ring and wiped his forehead against the ring ropes. The match was a straight up brawl, as Swift tackled Akinan and brought the fight to him, while Akinan did everything he could to stay on his feet. He used his size and reach advantage as well as the outside help of Ryan IQ, but it did little to stop the Swift Express, as he pounced Akinan and followed it up with a Blackhammer and a pin. Swift wasted no time in celebrating as he quickly chased Ryan IQ to the back.



The fans in the Saturn Dome were pumped. So far the matches were delivering big, but this was just the beginning, as next Breakthrough Generation leader Amigo would face the wrecking ball Alpha Beta Troy. This would be Troy's biggest test to date as Amigo had him well scouted and used his Amaresu skills to keep Troy from unleashing his big attacks. Amigo nearly scored a pin early on with a Roll Up, but Troy evaded his first pinfall loss at that point. Amigo tried to chop his knees down with swift kicks but Troy face palmed him and pushed him to the mat. He went for the punt kick, but Amigo rolled away and tried to get back to his feet only for Troy to come back at him and hit that second punt kick. Troy dominated after,but couldn't keep Amigo down for the three. Eventually he stood back in wait for Amigo to get back up to hit the Punt Kick one more time. Amigo dodged it and retaliated with a Rolling Olympic Hell submission. Troy actually showed signs of pain, but reached out for the ropes none the less. Amigo noticed Mac and Ryan IQ trying to get to Troy to help him and he tried to swat them back, but that alone helped Troy break the submission. A close call sent Troy over the edge and he put the boots to Amigo, finally getting another Punt Kick, followed by picking him up for the Overdrive the pin. Troy won the match to become the first EBW Television Champion! After the match Troy pushed Amigo out of the ring and clocked the "nerd" ref for good measure as the rest of Greed entered the ring to celebrate.





Reporter #1: Troy? What are your plans now that you're the Television Champion?

Reporter #2: Little Mac, how do you think your Greed stable did tonight?

Little Mac: Allow me to answer both questions. Troy is going to do what he has always done....AND THAT'S DOMINATE! He's under the wing of the big green! Of course he's got success in his future. He'll show you on X-cite. He's defending that title immediately? Why? Because he's Troy! As for Greed, they excelled tonight. Swift might have snaked out a win, but we'll get to that PUNK! Lukie showed me that he's ready for the next step in his career. The medium sized man of the Alpha Betas is CXJ bound. He's going to take that division down in a one man war and bring that belt back to Greed. You can bank on it!

Reporter #1: Troy, can we get a comment from you?

Troy: ......If any of those fa****ts get in my way....I'll f***ing break their faces.

Ryan IQ: Because he's Troy.

Match 7 finally gave the fans the bloody war they wanted between Akatsuki and SinDOS. This match was brewing for months and it finally came tor fruition. Before the match even began KYO and Danny were dragging SinDOS to the ring. Both teams were already bloody, suggesting they had been fighting backstage for sometime. Once they rolled SinDOS into the ring, Danny and KYO went under the ring to pull out the tools of the hardcore trade. As KARAS stood by, both teams bludgeoned each other with everything, but the kitchen sink. Metrion and KYO were in a particularly brutal exchange as they tried to choke each other with barbed wire. Danny had trouble keeping up with the agile Avion, so he slowed him down by dropping a garbage can over his head and bashing it with a crutch, KYO won out in the test of strength and forced Metrion onto a barbed wire board, trapping him there as he cut himself open. With a final swing Danny shattered the crutch on the can and dropped Avion. He picked the sXe star up and flipped him the bird before hitting a Snap Swinging Neckbreaker before the pin and the win.

After the match KARAS grabbed a mic from ringside.

KARAS: Congratulations boys, you've gotten your revenge and stuck it to the Administration. You have made....your father....very proud.

As Danny and KYO looked on shocked, the masked man in black walked away.



The next match was a big multi-man match featuring Team Ness taking on Team Franky. FSW Regional Champion Ness lead Poo, w00t, and rising star Randy no Kachi against FSW GM Franky, Rude, Fergus, and Ness's long lost brother Ninten. That was one of the bigger stories leading into this match. Ness would have to face his brother Ninten, but throughout the movie Ninten went to great lengths to avoid getting in the ring with Ness. He was actually the first one in, and in his first match in either EBW or FSW, proved to be very competent, wrestling a style quite similar to his brother. Randy spent a lot of time in the ring as well clashing with the FSW team that wished to bring down his Foursiders brethren. w00t and Poo were both weary of each other in this match, but got along well enough to function for the team. Franky was still hurting from his title loss to Ness on XP and sent his troops out to do most of the dirty work. Fergus was new to EBW fans, and got a harsh welcome as w00t and Poo double teamed him in hilarious fashion as they took turns chopping the big man from Celtland down with kicks as he looked befuddled trying to figure out who to try to fight off. Ness finally got a chance to step in with Ninten, but his brother stared him down and tagged back out to Fergus. Ness tagged out as well and tried to come after Ninten, but Franky and Rude stepped in to stop him. w00t and Poo also got involved leading to an brawl outside the ring. Randy was running circles around Fergus in the ring and ultimately hit his No Kachi Cutter. He played up the fans and let Fergus get back up before kicking him in the gut and hitting the No Kachi Cutter again. A statement to Fergus about siding with Franky. He rolled up the big man for the pin, giving Team Ness the win, but Ness wasn't as interested in that as he was getting to his brother. Security had to break things up and Ness was once again left without answers, but it was a victory none the less.





Reporter #1: Ness, your team functioned well in the match tonight? Where do you go from here?

Ness: I'm not sure we go forward as a team or not, but I'm certain we all have the same goal in mind....stop Franky from sabotaging FSW.

w00t: I had a bone to pick with those punks, but my main goal is the Global World Championship, so we'll see what happens after tonight's main event.

Poo: I was happy to work with Ness again, and Randy no Kachi really proved himself tonight. If you didn't believe the hype before tonight, you will now.

Randy no Kachi: This win was for my FSW brethren. Us rising new guys want the same opportunities as the generation before. If Franky and The Prevention, and hell, the Administration, if they try to stand in our way I'll shatter that glass ceiling.

Reporter #2: Ness, anything to say about your brother Ninten?

Ness: .....No comment.

The semi-main was a highly anticipated match up between The Foursiders of FSW and the The Prevention of EBW in a 5-on-5 Elimination Team match. Captain Strong lead his team out while barking orders at them. He especially wanted to make sure Mike's head was in the game, but the Slaughterhouse looked in no mood to be yelled at by Strong. The Foursiders came out in their tracksuits to show their team unity....well all but Mr. Jennings. He looked like he wanted no part of Team FSW. This might have proven to be a problem for the team, but suddenly FSW's Perfect Man ran out of the entrance way and hit the Perfect Cannon on Jennings He was decked out in a Foursiders tracksuit and revealed himself to be Jenning's replacement. Captain Strong was visibly upset like he was counting on the Jennings variable. The match started in a big brawl, a constant theme of tonight's show, until the ref could finally establish order. The rookies of FSW held their own with the vets of The Prevention until Captain Strong stepped in with MB Callahan and with the help of a concealed weapon managed to score the first pin after a Police Brutality. FSW Rising Champion Olly Oliver evened the score later by eliminating Orange Kid after a Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza. Perfect Man scored the next elimination a few minutes later after hitting the Perfect Cannon on Apple Kid. Captain Strong was livid that Team FSW was winning the numbers game so he sent in Kinniku Mike to handle the situation. Kinniku Mike did handle it too, as he used his rage and strength to throw the much smaller Junior around the ring before scoring the elimination after a Release Dragon Suplex. Later, Mike scored another elimination with help from Mr. Jennings as he grabbed Perfect Man's foot to give the distraction so Mike could hit the Release Dragon and take him out as well. Jay and Olly had to work as a team from here to fight the numbers game of The Prevention. They actually worked well and eliminated Pokey Minch when Olly assisted Jay in a Super Jay Press. Strong was going crazy at this point and took it out on Jay Chung, finishing him off with another Police Brutality. Olly Oliver was alone in a 2-on-1 scenario. Strong tagged Mike in and demanded that he take out Olly fast. When Mike rolled his eyes Captain Strong slapped him across the face. That turned out to be Mike's breaking point as he walked out of the ring and went to the back. Strong was yelling as the ref counted Mike out. Olly forced Strong in the ring and battered him around before hitting the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza and covering him for the pin! FSW Rising Champion Olly Oliver won the match for the rookies Foursiders and sent a statement to The Prevention that they would not bow down.





Reporter #1: Kinniku Mike, why did you.....

Captain Strong: MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: *sigh*

Captain Strong: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU COST US THE MATCH! YOU LET THOSE LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL BRATS WIN THE DAMN MATCH!

Kinniku Mike: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm done with this CAP! You don't want anything except to push your own damn agendas! I'm here to win the damn belt, not play your silly games with the rookies! I want no part of this! I'm here to KICK ASS! You want to play with the rooks....go play.....I'm here to win....TO WIN!

Captain Strong: Mike.....Mike? MIIIIKE!

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The live crowd was loving this and began to chant for Tack and Trevor as they knew it was now time for the huge main event! The epic first encounter between two men who lived for the Global World Championship. After a battle in Hell only one would stand tall as the champion of champions! Would Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting prevail in 3 Stages of Hell once again or would EBW be lead into the next generation by Global Champ Tack Angel? We would soon find out. Both fighters stood in the middle of the ring and engaged in a long stare down as the ring crew brought out various weapons for the Street Fight stage. With all the weapons in place the bell rang and the battle began. Trevor and Tack started the fight circling the ring as the crowd chanted. Then they started trading strikes. That's when Tack unleashed his vicious kicks. Tack immediately stumbled back and a kick to his face almost connected. Trevor retaliated with several chops and elbows. Tack in turn managed to avoid a direct punch to the face. After a little more circling the two fighters engaged in a test of strength. Maybe it was a way to gauge how strong the opponent was or maybe it was just a way to see who was better, but the fighters grappled back and forth as the crowd watched with bated breath. Tack took this time to gain momentum by kicking Trevor in the gut and taking him to the mat after a series of quick snap suplexes. Trevor quickly got back to his feet, but at this point Tack reluctantly grabbed a chair, so the Royal Crown champ grabbed a chair of his own and the rivals battled with the steel chairs. Each man was able to land a few direct hits but no sign of blood yet. From here it broke down into a brawl. The fighting moved to the outside of the ring and into the crowd. They basically tried to attack each other with everything that wasn't bolted down and even some of the stuff that was as the fans were treated to an up close and personal show. Eventually security lead them back over the rail and back around the ring. Tack had the advantage after tossing Trevor into the ring steps and tried kneeing him in the face, but Trevor moved and Tack hurt his knee from the impact. Trevor rolled Tack back into the ring to size him up for the Macha Ye, but Tack got up quickly and high Trevor hit a high kick. Trevor was stunned but quickly retaliated with a series of headbutts of his own. Tack buckled on his knee and had to dodge another Macha Ye. Another quick exchange in the ring ended with Trevor on the mat and Tack climbing the turnbuckle. It looked like he was preparing to deliver a Rider Kick, but Trevor quickly bounded up, met Tack at the top of the ring post, and brought the champ down with a Trevorplex! The crowd went nuts for this and even more so when Trevor climbed the turnbuckle and jumped off to hit a big elbow. Tack kicked out of a pin attempt and the two grappled for several more minutes, until Trevor suddenly threw a chair at Tack. Tack grabbed the chair, but that was Trevor's plan as he immediately Macha Ye'd the chair into Tack's face and pinned him to win the first stage.

Next up would be the Table Match. the ring crew quickly removed the weapons and replaced them with tables as Trevor tried to stop his bleeding and Tack shook off the Macha Ye. The Second Stage was on. This time the object was to put your opponent through a table. The crowd started to cheer wildly as the two combatants stopped of a second to shake hands and and show respect. Trevor and Tack stopped for a second to assess the situation of the addition of chairs before continuing to fight back and forth. The fans were behind both Tack and Trevor as  dueling chants erupted. Trevor began to get the upper hand on Tack and a flying knee dazed the Global champ. Tack was being taken to a limit he had never been to before since joining EBW. Later, Trevor and Tack once again found themselves fighting on the ring post. This time they were fighting to throw each other onto a table, but they both managed to leap back and avoid the table! They stood on opposite sides of the table for a second and stared each other down before meeting back in the center to grapple. Tack got the upper hand and started unleashing high kicks. Trevor had a smirk on his face after eating one kick, but another one put him in a daze, obviously underestimating Tack's kicking power. The crowd had to laugh a bit as Trevor shook it off and stumbled around, but by the time he regained his focus Tack put him in an STO and sent him straight into a table. Tack won the Stage 2 tables match.



It was now official, this was going to be settled in the cage. Trevor and Tack staggered around and tried to catch a breath as the cage dropped around them. The moment it was locked in place the fighting continued. This match could  be settled by pinfall, submission, or cage escape. One true champion would be crowned. Both men were tired and battered. For the first time in his EBW career Tack was fighting through hell, he was a champion who would stop at nothing to defeat Trevor Mach. Trevor has never gone down without a fight before and he wasn't going to this time either. This stage of the match was much slower paced but they still managed to trade off on their finishers. Each man almost sealed the deal only to have their opponent kick out at 2.9. It was crazy and the fans were all standing. Tack captured Trevor in a headlock, but Trevor elbowed out of it and headbutt him with the back of his head.  Tack fell down, and as climbed back to his feet Trevor ran the ropes and came back at Tack with a Macha Ye that sent him to the mat again. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack barely kicked out of the pin attempt as Trevor looked on in shock. Now Tack was up and back in control as he unleashed his kicks on Trevor once again. He forced Trevor to his knees where he then landed a kick to the side of the head. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor in turn barely kicked out of Tack's pin attempt. Both fighters struggled to get to their feet. These two had already gone to the limit and couldn't possibly have much left. It was all up to who could hold out longer. Trevor and Tack finally got back up and started trading blows in the middle of the ring again. The crowd was going wild. Perhaps the chants were bringing Trevor back to his senses cause he began to block more and more of Tack's kicks before starting to attack a little harder and then finally taking control of his opponent and dropping him with a Trevorplex! The crowd roared as Trevor hit his signature move but he wasn't done yet. Trevor struggled to pick Tack back up and dropped him with yet another Trevorplex! It looked like it might be all over but Trevor once again climbed to his feet and picked Tack back up. As Tack looked up at Trevor, Mr. Machismo flashed him a quick grin before delivering a headbutt and one final Trevorplex! 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor was utterly shocked that Tack would not stay down. Tack got up slowly and Trevor tried to deliver a Macha Ye, but Tack rolled out of the way and delivered a quick lariat to floor Trevor. He picked Trevor up by the shirt which ripped apart in the process, and used the shirt to cover Trevor's face. When he removed it Tack was ready and Mr. Machismo ate a Superkick. It didn't keep him down long, but by the time he got up Tack was already climbing up the cage. Trevor quickly followed and the two were racing to escape the cage. They both got to the top and started trading bloody blows. These two were equals, even at the end of this match they were dead even fighting at the top of the cage. Like Trevor said, the defining factor was who wanted it more and at this moment that person was Tack, as instead of climbing down the side of the cage Tack jumped off of it and hit the ground hard. A painful way to end the match, but a win none the less, and possibly the biggest victory in Tack's career as escaped hell with his championship in tact. The crowd were on their feet as Tack scrambled to his as well to grab his title and celebrate. Trevor looked on shocked that Tack beat him to the jump and simply fell back into the ring in a pool of blood. As Tack back up the stage he was surprised to see Tess helping Tracy out to meet him. He gave her a big hug and held the belt up high as a bloody Trevor Mach smirked in the corner of the cage. It was indeed a battle of the ages, and on this night the champions of champions was the Pushpin Seraphim Tack Angel.



EBW: Zero Hour 2010!
Saturn Dome
PPV

1. CXJ Grudge Match
Anguish beat Shadow (5:02) with a Shadow Driver.
2. EBW/P+P CXJ Co-Op Championship
Given(c)/Taken(c) beat Bolshoi/Bakayaro (10:21) when Given pinned Bolshoi following the Doomsday Device.
3. 3-Way CXJ Championship Match
Dave Larmore beat Picky Minch(c) and Lucas (9:13) with a Hardcore Hangover on Picky to become the NEW CXJ Champion!
4. Special Singles Match
Lukie beat Moz (4:59) with the 3 Point Tackle.
5. Special Singles Match
Swift beat Akinan (5:41) with a Blackhammer.
6. TV Title Tournament Finals
Troy beat Amigo (6:23) with the Overdrive to become the 1st EBW Television Champion!
7. No Rules Tag Team Grudge Match
KYO/Danny Leung beat Avion/Metrion (12:31) when Danny hit the Snap Swinging Neckbreaker on Avion.
8. 8-Man Tag Team Match
Ness/Poo/Randy no Kachi/w00t beat Franky[FSW]/Ninten[FSW]/Rude[FSW]/Fergus[FSW] (18:09) when Randy no Kachi hit the No Kachi Cutter on Fergus.
9. 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Match
Olly Oliver[FSW]/Junior[FSW]/Jay Chung[FSW]/MB Callahan[FSW]/Perfect Man[FSW] beat Captain Strong/Kinniku Mike/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid/Orange Kid (22:03).
-Captain Strong eliminated MB Callahan (3:59) with the Police Brutality.
-Olly Oliver eliminated Orange Kid (6:42) with the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza.
-Perfect Man eliminated Apple Kid (8:54) with the Perfect Cannon.
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Junior (9:30) with the Release Dragon Suplex.
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Perfect Man (10:51) with the Release Dragon Suplex.
-Jay Chung eliminated Pokey Minch (13:48) with an Olly Assisted Super Jay Press.
-Captain Strong eliminated Jay Chung (17:07) with Police Brutality.
-Kinniku Mike eliminated himself (20:50) via Count Out.
-Olly Oliver eliminated Captain Strong (22:03) with the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza.
10. Global World Championship -3 Stages of Hell!-
Tack Angel(c) beat Trevor Mach (26:35) 2-1.
-Trevor Mach beat Tack Angel (11:54) with a Chair Assisted Macha Ye in a Street Fight.
-Tack Angel beat Trevor Mach (16:29) with an STO through a Table in a Tables Match.
-Tack Angel beat Trevor Mach (26:35) by escaping the cage in a Cage Match.

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ZERO HOUR FALLOUT!

Breaking News: Mr. Poochyfud attacked! Attempted Murder Accusations from Top EBW tag team!



This grizzly scene took place today, as Police busted into the VIP room to find Mr. Poochyfud bleeding and unconscious on the floor. Ryan IQ apparently found Poochyfud in that state and quickly brought Captain Strong and the Fourside Police to the scene. We can confirm that the EBW Owner has been stabilized, but has a bite mark on his face and is recovering from severe blood loss. At the scene of the crime a coat was found, a coat belonging to a member of the tag team Akatsuki. This team, who just won their blood feud with SinDOS were quickly hunted down and apprehended as primary suspects.



Captain Strong: TAKE THESE MONSTERS AWAY! You guys aren't going to a nice white collar cell in my jail. You two are gonna sit in Prison til your trial!

KARAS: Wait....

Captain Strong: Don't start with me! You're apparently their Dad or something, so I want you to take a look at your "boys". They are charged with assault at this point and maybe even attempted murder! Some Father you are.

KARAS: .....

Captain Strong: *Whispering* You know, a friend who knows who you are....shared that information with me. Don't try anything....or you'll never see your boys again, and your secret will be out. How would you like your kids to be told that they knew you the whole time. You were always around, but you wouldn't tell them who you are. Think they might hate you? Step back....Police business going on.

KARAS: .....Danny....KYO...

Dave Larmore vacates the CXJ Championship. Makes official move to Heavyweights. Another star moves to CXJ.



Ryan IQ assumed temporary control while Mr. Poochyfud recovers from his attack, and officially acknowledged that Dave Larmore was vacating his newly won CXJ Championship to move back up to the Heavyweight Division. The 2-Time CXJ Champion is looking to "party and kick ass back in the heavies." He also mentioned it was hard to keep making weight while trying to maintain a proper beer belly. Ryan IQ promised that we would be setting up a Tournament to crown a new champion as well as an updated Ranking system. At this point he also revealed that Lukie from the Greed stable was officially moving into the division and would be heading into the tournament, possibly leap frogging others more deserving. Guess it's good to have connections.  

Huge Rankings Update!

Due to recent events such as title vacancies and the creation of a non ranked Intergender Tag Division, the Rankings have been thrown into chaos. We have been told that most of the ranking issues will be resolved on X-cite, and brand new rankings will be revealed to EBW.com and the public. Stay tuned for more updates.

X-cite Special Revealed! Zero Hour Fallout Special!

Fresh off the success of Zero Hour, EBW strikes right back with a special 3-Hour X-cite! EBW is currently in a state of chaos and this show reflects that chaos, but The Administration is hoping to get all the ducks in a row on this show as a HUGE Scramble Cage will determine the new rankings for the CXJ Tag Team Division in the opener. The teams taking part are Lovekick Connection, Hot Generation, Team Baka-Bolshoi, and a mystery team. The goal will be to get at least one of your team members to escape the cage. The order of escape will form the order in the rankings, with the newly reformed team of Grudge and Anguish taking the #5 Spot. The reason they aren't in this match is because the two former students of Shadow will be taking part in a tournament to crown a new CXJ Champion and new rankings. The first Round 1 match will see Anguish vs. Lucas vs. CXJ Debuting Lukie vs. Grudge. The 2nd Round 1 match will see former champion Picky vs. Shadow vs. Bushido Mask vs. a mystery opponent. No one is sure who the mystery man is, or who the mystery team is in the scramble match, according to inside sources they are outsiders being brought in to add more depth and unpredictability to the division. CXJ has been a stable of EBW for years and it's time to turn things up. Swift is now 22-0, and intends on returning to his climb up the Heavyweight Rankings when he takes on Kinniku Mike for the #5 Spot. Mike will also get some time to address his actions at Zero Hour and discuss his future with Prevention. Randy no Kachi will lead FSW Rising Champion Olly Oliver, Perfect Man, and MB Callahan into another war with Prevention. Can the rookies continue their momentum or will Prevention strike back? Greed's wrecking ball Troy will make the first defense of the new EBW Television Title against Breakthrough Generation's Moz in Match #6. A main event match is also expected to be announced as well. All of this plus, comments from our Global World Champion Tack Angel on his career defining win at Zero Hour, as well as a few words from Ness, w00t, and possibly Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting regarding their next moves in EBW. Also, it is rumored that new Tag Team Champions will be crowned. Who and how is anyone's guess. It's going to be a big show you do not want to miss!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Zero Hour Fallout 3-hr Special

1. CXJ Tag Team Scramble Cage Match
Hotlanta/Generator vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Bolshoi/Bakayaro vs. ?/?
2. CXJ Tournament Round 1
Anguish vs. Lucas vs. Lukie vs. Grudge
3. CXJ Tournament Round 1
Bushido Mask vs. Picky Minch vs. Shadow vs. ?
4. Heavyweight Ranking Match: #5 Spot
Kinniku Mike vs. Swift
5. Foursiders vs. Prevention Reloaded
Randy no Kachi/Olly Oliver[FSW]/Perfect Man[FSW]/MB Callahan[FSW] vs. Pokey Minch/Orange Kid/Apple Kid/Captain Strong
6. EBW Television Championship Match
Troy(c) vs. Moz
7. Main Event TBA

Also Expect:
-Global World Champion Tack Angel to speak on his 3 Stages of Hell victory.
-A ceremony to crown NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
-Comments from Ness, w00t, and possibly Trevor Mach on their next moves.
-A word from Kinniku Mike
-The announcement of the Main Event.

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FSW in EBW Zero Hour

FSW has made their mark at EBW's latest pay-per-view, Zero Hour.  FSW Champion, Ness, teamed with Poo, w00t, and Randy no Kachi to take on Franky, Fergus O'Flannery, Rude, and Ninten.  Ninten's in-ring debut was a strange one.  Alot of tension between Ness and Ninten but it has been a cat and mouse game for the brothers.  Team FSW was on a mission and that is to defend the pride of FSW.  Team FSW took on the Anti-FSW Prevention later on in what was said to be a very close contest with a huge surprise before the match.  For those that missed Zero Hour, order the replay!!



Team FSW will return the following night on X-Cite where Randy no Kachi will team with Perfect Man, MB Callhan, and Olly Oliver to face the Anti-FSW Prevention.  What will FSW themselves have in store following Zero Hour?  Stay tuned...

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Earlier Today...



Bolshoi: Trevor? Wow man, you look like you got hit by a bus!

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: I got my ass kicked!

Bolshoi: Oh....well where are you going now?

Trevor Mach: To ask for seconds!



After a huge Zero Hour in Saturn Dome, the Expo Center was packed with fans bracing for the fall out on a big 3 Hour Special. A lot of big surprises were promised, and with Ryan IQ in temporary control you could expect some chaos thrown in. The fans were immediately brought to their feet as the theme of surviving Global World Champion kicked in. The champ was looking ragged and wrapped up as he limped to the ring on crutches. He received a standing ovation as slowly made his way into the ring. He had to set down the belt to grab the mic, as it was obvious the crutches were needed to keep him standing.

Tack Angel: Thank you! Thank you everyone! It's great to be out here tonight even though I might look destroyed. I am proud to be standing here, still your Global World Champion!  It really was hell at Zero Hour! I wasn't too sure I could possibly beat Trevor Mach. When we got in there I experienced a war with Mr. Machismo for the first time and I thought it was more then I could handle. I fought back though, I fought harder, and after eating a chair I was able to put him through a table. We were still dead even in the cage, but then I remembered something Trevor told me. The defining moment of that match was when one of us realized who wanted it more. At that point I knew I had to do something crazy to win, so I jumped off the top of the cage. As you can see I'm hurting badly from it.....but....I WOULD DO IT AGAIN A THOUSAND TIMES CAUSE I'M THE CHAMPION OF THE GREATEST WRESTLING PROMOTION IN THE WORLD! I have beaten Little Mac, Ness, w00t, and Trevor Ma....well speak of the devil.

At that moment Trevor Mach's theme kicked in, and the ragged Royal Crown Champion limped to the ring as well.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Well well well....Tack Angel. Another big hand for the conquering hero everybody! He put the hurt on me alright....even if he looks in worse shape then me. First off, I really want to say congratulations. You made it out of Hell in almost one piece and proved that you deserve that belt. BUT....did you beat me? Did you REALLY beat me? That part is debatable brother. I mean, I did get the pin on you. What did you do? Put me through a table? At that point I would have said no, but then did the craziest damn thing and jumped off the top of that cage! Just when I was getting the idea in my head to do it, you were one second ahead of me. So yeah, you beat me by one second in that cage escape. Plus, you totally destroyed my signature shirt. Most people think I have a ton of those...nope...just the one. I had to wash it a lot. 3 Stages of Hell was the match of a lifetime.....and I want more.

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: You heard me Tacky. I'm not through yet, not by a long shot. You and me....put on the match of a lifetime...that rush....I want some more. Let's give these fans what they want. Trevor Mach versus Tack Angel....ONE...MORE.....TIME!

Fans: ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

Tack Angel: Well, how could I say no to a challenge, especially from the man who took me past my limits in what really was the match of my life. So my answer is.....

Ness: HOLD IT!

Now it was FSW Regional Champion Ness making his way out to interrupt the victory speech.

Ness: Tack...Trevor....you guys tore the house down last night, and I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch myself. But....the FSW Regional Champion...wants another shot as well. I always wanted to be a Double Champion. So yeah Trev...no offense, but I think it's my turn.

Trevor Mach: I would love to settle this in a friendly game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, ....AND FIRE!

Ness: How about a wrestling match instead?

Trevor Mach: I was so getting to that. Let's do this thing!

w00t: WAIT!

Tack Angel: Oh wow....try to make a speech and everyone wants to barge in.

w00t got into the frey as well.

w00t: You know what, I real happy for ya Tack, and imma let you finish, but....Ok you know where I am going with this. It's MY TURN! I have lost to this dude twice, and it's about time I avenged those losses and become the only 3-Time Global World Champion in History!

Ryan IQ: Alright alright, let's put this to a stop right now!

The crowd began to boo as Temporary Boss and Greed Manager Ryan IQ entered the scene with heavily armed guards.

Ryan IQ: I hope you don't mind my people here. With Akatsuki trying to kill our beloved boss I figured better to be safe then sorry. Don't forget who is in charge for now. I refuse to let the inmates run the asylum. The three of you want a shot at the degenerate Tack Angel? Why should I give it to you?! You four are the renegades Poochyfud has been trying to purge or force into line. You all refuse so why should give any of you a shot? Well....it makes us A LOT of money AND we get to see you beat the hell out of each other and that's a bonus. I have a great idea. Since this is a 3-Hour special and we need a main event.....yeah...I'm going to pop a rating tonight, cause live in this ring it's going to be Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach, FSW Regional Champion Ness, and former 2-Time Global World Champion w00t taking part in a 3-Way Dance for the #1 Contender spot in the rankings. Now Trevor, you are up to a match tonight aren't you?

Trevor Mach: Oh course bring it on!

Ryan IQ: That's a shame I was hoping you too injured....so I could put you in the match anyways. Nonetheless go out there tonight and make EBW some big bucks!



The three shared a staredown before giving out handshakes and heading to the back, leaving Global World Champion Tack Angel in the ring.

Tack Angel: Huh....well how about that. Maybe I can finish my speech now. Everyone, thanks again and I promise I'll always be a fighting champion for each and every one of you. Including that one guy in the crowd who holds that sign every week.

Stephen Collins: It's Stephen Collins remember? GO TACK!

Tack Angel: Uh....yeah...Thank you! Thank you everybody! Enjoy the show tonight.   

We then cut to the back with Ryan IQ once again. He was standing by with SinDOS and holding the EBW Tag Team Titles.



Ryan IQ: Me again! Before we get into the wrestling action I figure it's time to make an announcement involving the Tag Team Titles. With Trevor and M's becoming *sigh* Intergender Tag Champions, that has left a big void in the tag team division. Now before Macho Sexy and the team of Tack and Tracy brought shame to the tag division the belts were around the waist of Akatsuki. Now they won their Zero Hour match sure, but then they did something so horrible and dastardly that they are now rotting in Prison. That is why I now present the brand new EBW Tag Team Titles to the team of SinDO.....

Amigo: Wait just a minute!

Ryan IQ: Amigo, I don't appreciate being interrupted by you or your enemies of the state. What is it that you want?

Amigo: What do I want? I want to know why you're just going to hand the belts to a team that LOST at Zero Hour. Is it perhaps payment for your hiring them to take Akatsuki out?

Ryan IQ: They took themselves out.

Amigo: Yeah I have my doubts about that. Just like I have my doubts that my match with Troy at Zero Hour was fair either, but I won't get into that right now.

Ryan IQ: Then what do you want!?

Amigo: I think the tag champions need to be decided in a match! It's the honorable thing to do. Now I know you need to repopulate the tag division, that's why Maurice and I are here. We'll take on SinDOS and anyone else to determine who the next tag champs are. You want to pop that rating don't you? Add that match tonight.

Ryan IQ: Hmmm....I was actually hoping someone might bring that up. It gives me a great idea...and I love a good opportunity. Alright then, I'm sorry SinDOS, but he has a point. Tonight, we'll see these two teams AND a team of MY choosing duke it out to decide the new Tag Champions. Who knows, I may have a big surprise ready for this match!

Avion: You just screwed us out of the titles. You're a dead man.

Amigo: Bring it on!

The cage was lowered to the ring for the first big match of the night. The CXJ Tag Team Division was about to be shaken up with a Scramble Cage Match. The first team to escape the cage would become the new #1 Contenders, but the match wouldn't be done yet, as the remaining teams would have to escape as well to determine the new rankings. The last team in the cage would wind up at #4. The teams participating were Lovekick Connection, Hot Generation, and Team Baka-Bolshoi, but they were joined by a mystery team as part of an initiative to bring new blood to the CXJ Division. This new team turned out to be two of the biggest stars from Power Play Wrestling, as Rey Dorado and Bullet shocked the crowd with their arrival. They both rushed right into the ring and got right into it as the ref closed the cage. These high fliers had little room to pull off their high flying moves, but used the cage to it's fullest while trying to quickly escape. Sal and Jamie were fresh off some down time in the TUE house so they were looking impressive and injury free. Team Baka-Bolshoi were trying to keep the match grounded as they obviously were still hurting from Zero Hour. Rey and Bullet took on veterans Hot Generation in their own little corner of the ring and incapacitated Generator with what looked like a double shining wizard before Rey took down Hotlanta with his Doradorana. Somehow Jamie OD managed to escape the melee and climbed up the cage with Bolshoi hot on his heels. Jamie got to the top of the cage and managed to stomp Bolshoi back down before escaping and claiming the #1 position. Sal was then free to leave the cage as well, but in hilarious fashion he fell off the top and landed on Jamie. Nonetheless Lovekick Connection found themselves back on top in the rankings. Hotlanta and Generator recovered and double team Bolshoi before Rey splashed on all three of them, giving Bullet the time he needed to start his climb up an over. Bakayaro wasn't far behind, but Hotlanta got up to grab him off the cage and hit his Bellerophon Bomb. Bullet successfully escaped followed shortly after by Hotlanta, meaning Team P+P was now #2 Ranked and Hot Generation were #3. Former contenders Team Baka-Bolshoi found themselves in the worst spot at #4. When asked why P+P wrestlers were returning to EBW Rey Dorado told them that they had to restore honor after being "handed" back their tag titles. The quest is now on to claim the CXJ Tag Titles, but Given and Taken who were watching the whole match from the entrance didn't seem to be worried.  Another classic battle between Lovekick and Sons of Bushido may be on the horizon as well.



The next two matches were first round bouts in a tournament to crown a new CXJ Champion as well as determine a new ranking for the Top 5. The first match saw a reformed team of Anguish and Grudge face off against each other as well as Lucas and Greed's CXJ rep Lukie. Grudge came out free of his white body paint and seemed to show new life just like Anguish did when leaving the employ of Shadow. Speaking of Shadow, the CXJ bully made his presence felt in the match and did what he could to distract his former students as revenge for their victory over him at Zero Hour. Lucas had Lukie against the ropes and tried to set him up for a Spinning Impaler, but Lukie hit him with the low blow and rolled him up for the pin and the cheap victory. A controversial CXJ debut for Lukie, but he moves on in the tournament.

Shadow seemed to be in trouble in the next match, as he had to deal with both Bushido Mask and former Champion Picky Minch, but the odds were evened out when the surprise entrant for this match turned out to be old Shadow ally Hoodlum! They would of course have to fight win, but first they brought the fight to the Bushido Crusade members. The Power Play Presence could definitely be felt tonight. Shadow and Hoodlum were in complete control, but Picky stole a dirty trick from their play book and convinced Bushido Mask to let him grab the quick pin. Shadow and Hoodlum were shocked and brawled with Picky and Mask until security came in to break it up. Shadow demanded a rematch and trashed the ring side along with Hoodlum. A crazy, but clever win for Picky Minch.



Before the next match, Kinniku Mike was set to comment on his future plans but....



Captain Strong: Hit him! Hit him again! You think you're special Mike!? You think you can just walk on us!? YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING! You're just a puppet! You think I needed you? You think The Prevention needs you? Don't count on it. We've got new recruits just ready to hold down this punk generation....and guess what...you're apart of that generation now Mike. Guess this is us holding you down too. Try and get to the ring to take on Swift now! Time to fall down the ladder you PUNK!

As we came back from commercial, Mike was being tended to by the doctor's who wrapped his head, but he quickly shook them off and limped his way into the ring with Swift. His #5 Ranking was on the line and he wasn't about to let himself be counted out. Mike showed fighting spirit we haven't seen for awhile as he collided with Swift as he attempted the POUNCE and actually overpowered him for a moment he hit Swift with hard backhands to the chest before he whipped him against the ropes and tackled him to the ground. As the match progressed Captain Strong came out to play a factor again. Swift was back in control, but Mike was holding his own until the distraction of Strong allowed him to be POUNCE and quickly rolled up for the pin. After wards, Strong rushed into the ring and bashed Mike over the head with a nightstick until Swift came back to the ring to chase him off and for some reason....wipe his forehead on the ring ropes.



Match 5 featured another battle in the war between FSW and The Prevention. This time #10 Ranked Randy no Kachi lead FSW Rising Champion and Zero Hour winner Olly Oliver, Perfect Man, and MB Callahan. They took on the remaining four of The Prevention, a rather ironic number. The Prevention were more brutal and determined to cheat to win, but the heelish Perfect Man used his dirty tactics as well for the sake of the Foursiders. More trouble came when Mr. Jennings of FSW made his way out and clocked MB Callahan when the ref's back was turned. Perfect Man and Olly chased Jennings off, but suddenly Dynamic Dougie came out in Prevention gear and attacked Randy, leading to Strong hitting the Police Brutality and pinning Randy for the win. It seems that Dynamic Dougie has joined The Prevention in a fight to apparently protect his spot. The war between the new and the now continues.



The next match saw the first ever EBW Television Champion Troy make the first defense of the belt against Breakthrough Generation's Moz. Ryan IQ stood nearby to play the distraction factor, but Troy was in the zone and immediately floored Moz with a big boot. He picked him by the hair and literally used it to pick him up off the ground and slam his face back into the mat. Eventually Moz escaped the beating and countered with kicks and his signature unorthodox offense. He jumped off the top rope with a side kick that brought Troy down. He tried to capitalize with a Moz Splash, but Troy rolled out of the way and quickly got to his feet. He waited for Moz to get to his knees before hitting the Punt Kick. He wasn't done just yet as he waited for him to try and get up again. While waiting Swift made his way out of the crowd and tried to once again get to Ryan IQ. This time the temp owner was surrounded by his armed guards, so Swift couldn't get anywhere near him, but he tried and ended up getting dragged off for his efforts. Troy once again hit the Punt Kick, but instead of pinning him, he once again picked up Moz and dropped him with the Overdrive before the pin and the successful title defense.



The semi-main was booked earlier in the night by Ryan IQ, Amigo and Maurice would take on SinDOS and a mystery team to decide the new Tag Team Champions. Ryan IQ promised a surprise for the match, and he certainly delivered with the team he brought out. The Greed theme played as the signature limo pulled up. The fans were shocked to see that Little Mac was in ring gear, and looked to be making his in ring return along with Akinan in this match! The fans were excited to see the green legend return, but were none to happy that it was as part of Greed. Mac seemed to let Akinan do the hard labor and he switched off between BG and SinDOS. Avion and Metrion were completely fixated on exacting revenge on Amigo and Maurice, so that let Akinan get his shots in too. Amigo kicked out of an sXe DDT, only to get up and eat a big boot from Akinan. He finally managed to tag in Maurice, who clocked Avion with a hard punch and stared down Akinan face to face. Finally Mac tagged himself in and traded hard punches with Maurice. He showed that he still had a lot left in the tank, and even brought some dirty tricks when thumbed Maurice in the eye before dropping him with a KO Punch. He then tagged in Akinan and went over to the SinDOS corner to clock Metrion while Akinan lifted Maurice up for the Bonebreaker Chokeslam, before pinning him for the win. Akinan and Little Mac won the match and claimed the Tag Team Titles for Greed! The rest of Greed came out to celebrate as their mentor gained gold around his waist in his first match back. Greed is on the path to domination.