EBW World

Nerma: Well, it happened. Oh, welcome to EBW World by the way. It's a new era again...again...again. *sigh* Just stressed about what happened on Xcite Steve, give me a break! We're fast approaching the Great Eagleland Bash, and a few of our big names have a lot to say on the matter. We're pressed for time though, and I'm a little stressed out, so play those videos while I find some tums or something. What do you mean we only have "Vape Indigestion Suppositories"?! I am NOT stick one of those up my a-



Cadmus: Tack Angel, my nemesis and rival. I don't think you understand just what you're up against. While you've been dealing with the calamities in Crystal Heaven and whatever else you do with having so many wives and children, I've been training with the top trainers and equipment. It's scary how good I'm getting. I'll admit before, I stepped into this battleground with all ego and no experience, but I've been biding my time. You ever wonder why we've never truly had a one on one match? I knew better. I'm smart. I know that you get lucky with those kicks. I know that you CLUTCHING the WRIST somehow makes you deadly. But, I'm better than you. I've always been better than you. I'm better now, and I was better in all the lives before this. I'll be better in any life that comes next. You can bet on that.



Bellerophon: My "brother" is oh so right. He IS better Star Prince. We is better now, and he was better then, and I have experience on that subject remember? I know I do. *wink and kiss*

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Nerma: NO! I'm not doing it! Get that thing away from me you sick fetishi- oh we're back?! I said roll the videos! I'm done! Air the next tape and show the card! I've got too much anxiety! Tess you bi-



Mav Valentine: You know, it's not easy to get air time when you're the Triple Crown World Champion that certain people don't want. You can't stop me, and you can't suppress me. I've worked too hard. I spent years battling it out in bloody battles in VBW, scraping and clawing to get here. I slept on the couch of the Mach family, and I played gopher, so I could learn all that I could. I humbled myself for that. I'm not feeling so humble anymore. I'm feeling angry. I'm feeling fired up. w00t and Cadmus, you want to stick your noses into my legacy? Try it. I'm going to be the one who beats BOTH Bad Dudes. It's not personal "Star Prince", it's the benchmark. However, I will also team with you. This week on Xperience, I want the two of us to form a "Bad Dude" combination of our own, when we take on w00t and Cadmus in the main event. NO RULES!

EBW: Xperience
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. EBW Women's Television #1 Contender: BeShemoth vs. Kyoko the Love Shocker vs. Eve vs. Duvalie
2. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. LG Rod
3. Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer vs. Cade/?
4. Singles: Maurice vs. Poison Jam
5. Women's Singles: Erica vs. Faris Angel
6. No Rules Tag: Tack Angel/Mav Valentine vs. w00t/Cadmus

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Noah Jennings Office

Noah Jennings: Welcome to EBW: Xperience, it is I, the owner of EBW Noah Jennings, but you probably already knew that from all the purple I'm wearing, and of course....*sigh* my shiny dome. This is the last Xperience before the Great Eagleland Bash, where we celebrate Eagleland with an amazing night for matches, but I'm here tonight to announce that something big is happening right AFTER that too. So I guess, that my announcement is, that I'm going to be making an announcement. Huh. I didn't think this through. Gotta hype the show though right? Uh...take it away Lady M's?

Lady M's: Out of the way Jennings! I've got a job to do. So yeah, I might have got one put over on during Xcite, and SURE, I might have a new *gags* step-mother LEGALLY, but you're no family of mine Tess, and you never will be. Silver lining, the bitch and the dead beat are on honeymoon, which means we can get some real work done. Got to excuse me, as I'm a bit distracted tonight. My daughter had her hearing implants destroyed, and I'm a little PISSED OFF about it, but that's cool. It's all cool. I can be a professional. Right Lucca?

Lucca: Uh sir, I don't know if-

Lady M's: I don't know if Hope is going to be able to compete at the Great Eagleland Bash, but I do know that we still need to do something regarding her Television Championship. The #1 Contender match will go on as advertised, but if Hope can't compete, we're going to do something about that. I got plans. Trust me, I GOT PLANS!

Lucca: She does have plans. I've seen them scribbled down, next to a lot of expletives.

Lady M's: Blame the pregnancy hormones if you want, but "The Mom" is here to do her job! Tess might have married my Dad, and Hope might be in the hospital, BUT, the future is SO BRIGHT-

Lady M's placed on a pair of specially made color blind corrective glasses.

Lady M's: I've got to wear shades. Let's go Lucca!

Noah Jennings: Yeah, we've totally got our house in order. Oh, by the way, the elections for EBW President will be held in August after the next big ENN+ event so....I might have needed to START with that announcement. I'm off my game today. Let's just....let's get the show started. What Steve? I TRIED to-






Larry Grim: Welcome to Xperience, it's the not so Grim PEEPER of EBW, Larry Grim! What? Did that not work? I'm NOT grim, and I'm PEEPING EBW. Eh? I guess Noah's not the only one off his game tonight.

Makoto Angel: Don't take it so hard Larry, you're trying your best, and that's all anyone can hope for. I'm Makoto Angel, and tonight, we're in for a big night. The go home show before Great Eagleland Bash. I WON'T be going home though, because the event is in Fourside, and I don't live there. That....that was a joke too. I think this Tess thing just had us all thrown for a loop. I'm a little flustered myself because of....other reasons.

Larry Grim: Starlight Knight?

Makoto Angel: How did you-

Larry Grim: It's me. Larry. I know things. I'm trying to wink right now....but I don't have eyebrows....or skin and muscles on my face.

Makoto Angel: Right. Well, I was told he left a message for us tonight, and that's the first thing that's going to air here. So let's take a look at it.

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Perched atop a building, with a full moon behind him, the Starlight Knight dramatically turned to the camera, his cape flapping in the breeze.

Starlight Knight: You might be wondering who I am, and what I'm doing in EBW. It's simple really. The Crystal Kingdom should be an empire, ruling this world with justice and kindness, but it's a sick, twisted, and cruel world, and the enemies of Crystal Heaven are vast. I'm here to defend the Kingdom, and do what the Star Prince has yet to do. I will do it for him. Cadmus, you wicked fiend, wanted a match against me? A wrestling match? I can do that. I can pick up what I have learned by watching the Angel Family, and I will meet you in the ring. I will do so at The Great Eagleland Bash. Justice will come for you. Makoto, if you're watching this. Just know....that I love you.

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Makoto Angel: *gasp* *blush* I don't really know what to say. Something about him is familiar to me, but I'm a married woman, and I love my husband!

Larry Grim: It's alright to blush a bit Makoto. I wish I could. No face for it. You can't ignore the trendy turban and cape ensemble. It's a dreamy combination.

Makoto Angel: ....

Backstage

Christina Angel was standing with Nani Angel, Tracy Angel, Faris Angel, Kimber Blaze, and Lt. Lacy Wagner, as they stood opposite to Erica, Muscle Girl Security, and the Eisenritter.

Erica: Quite a group we have here "Champ". You want to turn this into a fight? We're ready if you are.

Christina Angel: Not hardly. We're here for a reason. First off, did you have anything to do with what happened to Hope? Tell the truth!

Erica: I certainly had NOTHING to do with it myself. You want to ask them, you're free to do so, but they don't have to answer you if they don't want to either. Throwing around baseless accusations is beneath you, or at least, I thought so.

Christina Angel: Baseless? You've been warring with the Machs and Angels for MONTHS! I don't trust you. Which is why I also want to know why you want an Angel to be the Special Referee for our Cage Match at Great Eagleland Bash.

Erica: I already said why. You can trust ALL the Angels to play by the rules right?

Christina Angel: ...Is that really it? I don't buy it.

Erica: You don't have to buy my sincerity. I really don't care. But, if you want the cage, you have to give me what I want. Do we have a deal?

Christina Angel: Fine. Which Angel?

Erica: That is for me to decide, but they all have that "integrity" you all love so much right? Ha!

Tracy Angel: You gave in WAY too fast on that.

Christina Angel: I did? I don't really know much about negotiation I guess.

Nani Angel: She's right though, we will be fair and honorable. Anything else, would be ammo to use against our family.

Christina Angel: Right....*sigh*

EBW: Xperience
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. EBW Women's Television #1 Contender: Duvalie beat BeShemoth, Kyoko the Love Shocker[x], and Eve via Rear Naked Choke -> Pin 
-Opening free for all, saw four women vying for the chance at the Television Championship at GEB. Hope's condition was up in the air, but that didn't stop them from going all out regardless. BeShemoth and Eve grappled and flexed so much it brought out Apple Kid, who tried to hide in the crowd, but his stem hair made it obvious. Eve went to the outside, where BeShemoth followed with a big splash. Duvalie immediately used the opportunity to wrap the concealed cord around Kyoko's neck, and choked her out while Eve kept BeShemoth on the outside, unable to break the choke. Duvalie won the match.

Makoto Angel: She cheats again! I guess the ref had to let it go for this one? Did they even see it? Do they ever? It's such a small, almost undetectable wire, and yet she uses it with such precision. What a deadly little maid...ninja...assassin type? What IS she?

Larry Grim: She's the #1 Contender for the EBW Women's Television Championship.

Makoto Angel: ....I walked right into that one.

2. Singles: LG Rod beat Kinniku Mike via Count Out
-Another singles match with the Paradise Collection and Heel Besties, leading into their tag title bout at Great Eagleland Bash. Heel Besties have been a welcome addition back to the tag division, and were the first team to draw with the absolutely on fire Paradise Collection. A great showcase for Mike here, as he threw Rod from pillar to post with his excellent array of suplexes. Rod to his credit countered with a series of Dragon Screws, and the Legdrop Bulldog for a near fall. Mike recovered and lifted Rod for the Muscle Buster, but then he caught sight of Maurice, who stood behind Sal and threatened to kick his head off. Mike ran out of the ring to jaw jack with Maurice, getting Sal out of the way just in time. LG Rod celebrated a Count Out victory, looking relieved that it ended the way it did.

Backstage

Subculture was watching the monitor in street clothes, as Firebrand X approached.

Subculture: How about this show huh?

Firebrand X: We're not booked. Why are you here?

Subculture: My wife was busy settling business with Erica. I'm never too far away for her. Why are you here?

Firebrand X: .....I'm always here.

Subculture: You never stop creeping me out.

Firebrand X: I wanted to talk to you. You know that Cade is putting his Challenge Championship up on the line against Dan and Jammer?

Subculture: Yeah?

Firebrand X: I want you to add me to your match with Hotlanta.

Subculture: Huh...really? Why, because we're such good friends, and a big battle of ideals needs to be had in the middle of the ring?

Firebrand X: No, because I want to pin you or Hotlanta and win the Television Championship.

Subculture: Right. I knew that had to be it. We don't really care for each other do we?

Firebrand X: ....You're alright.

Subculture: I would HOPE we could at least agree on that, since we're also Team Champions and all.

Firebrand X: If Trevor doesn't come back soon, that might not be the case. I'm thinking ahead. So are you going to do it?

Subculture: Isn't another 3-Way for a belt on the same show overkill?

Firebrand X: ....I don't care?

Subculture: Right. Fine the-

Hotlanta: Absolutely NOT! I earned that shot, and I even gave someone else a go at taking it, but they couldn't! It's my shot, and I'm taking it. One-on-one!

Subculture: You sure?

Hotlanta: YES!

Subculture: Huh. Well damn Brand, I really went to bat for you there. You saw that right?

Firebrand X: ....Dibs on the winner then.

Subculture: He invoked dibs Hot. You can't deny the dibs.

Hotlanta: GAH!

3. Handicap: Bashin Dan/Jammer beat Cade via DQ
-What was supposed to be a tag match, turned into a handicap match, as Cade approached the Dan Club by himself. He demanded they attack him, but they weren't keen on the 2-on-1 scenario. Cade demanded again, but they backed down. An angered Cade grabbed a chair and smashed it into both, leaving them lying on the math.

Makoto Angel: What was THAT all about?

Larry Grim: Cade wanted to prove that we're all dark inside, by having the "heroes" blindside the villain. Dan is too pure for that though, and it infuriates Cade. He didn't give them the satisfaction of the match, but he intends to go all out at Great Eagleland Bash.

Makoto Angel: ....

Larry Grim: ....I think. That's just an educated guess really.

Backstage

Eris Angel was sitting by herself, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else, when she was suddenly approached.

Eris Angel: Huh? What do you want?

Erica: Oh there you are. I was looking everywhere for my special referee.

Eris Angel: Pardon?

Erica: Eris, I can clearly see you're unhappy with the Angels. Most can't see it, but I can. I want to offer you a way out. All you have to do, is join me. Take my side, and do what's best for both of us at the Great Eagleland Bash. If you were to "make the right call" in that cage, by hook or by crook, then you'd surely be freed from the burden of being in the Angel Family. Think about it. However, I choose you as the Special Referee. It should be an "enlightening" experience in the cage.

Eris Angel: ....

4. Singles: Maurice beat Poison Jam via Headkick x Spinebuster -> Pin
-Maurice locked horns with Poison Jam, who gave him more trouble then expected, but Maurice flew off the handle, nearly getting DQ'd in the process, but a kick to the head and a Spinebuster lead to a win for Maurice. After the match, Sal Paradise rushed out with a mic.

Sal Paradise: Did you threaten to kick my head off Maurice? Is that what I saw in that replay? What is your problem?

Maurice: My problem? You and them! It's obvious! All I sacrificed for the team, and I was cast aside AGAIN! I won't ever let that happen again. You, Amigo, and Mike, will ALWAYS remember me, because I'll never stop. I'll keep being relentless. I'll continue to come at all of you until-

Sal Paradise: Until what? You got a plan? You know what you're doing or are you just angry? You want to do something, then let's do something. You leave them alone in their title bout at Great Eagleland Bash, and I will take you on at the event.

Maurice: ...Heh...you're on. Better shake off the ring rust fast, or I'll add another concussion to your dome Paradise.

Tack Angel's Dressing Room

Tack Angel was standing around, blankly staring, when Mav Valentine entered the room.

Mav Valentine: Hey. Hey! Tack!

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh, Mav! Are you here to fight me?!

Mav Valentine: What? No! We're teaming tonight remember?

Tack Angel: ....

Mav Valentine: "Badder Dudes"? We're teaming for a no rules tag?

Tack Angel: Oh! Oh yeah. Sorry, I was....thinking about something?

Mav Valentine: Get your head in the game! I want to win this! We BOTH have problems with those two. We'll deal with them, before we deal with each other.

Tack Angel: Pretty gutsy move, assuming I would team with you, when we're going to face off at the Great Eagleland Bash. You might be underestimating me.

Mav Valentine: You gotta be bold to wear the gold.

Tack Angel: Heh....fine. I'll be ready, and then at the Great Eagleland Bash, I'll be taking back the Triple Crown.

Mav Valentine: That's what I want to hear. You'd better just...uh....put some pants on before you leave the room.

Tack Angel: What?! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?! STEEEEEVE!

5. Women's Singles: Erica beat Faris Angel via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
-Erica treated the match like a "warm up" against the Pirate Queen, which kicked Faris into another gear. She made the former champ work hard, and tried to replicate the WRIST CLUTCH of the Angel Family, but Erica blocked it and hit the Air Raid Crash for the pinfall.

Makoto Angel: No! Aww Faris, I know you tried your best. Hurry up and roll out of there! *sigh* Christina will have her work cut out for her. She's facing Erica IN A CAGE with Eris Angel as the Special Referee. It's going to be exciting.

Larry Grim: For several reasons. One of which being that Eris is desperate to be freed of her bonds, but deep down she might actually care about Tack and the family. Is she having second thoughts?

Makoto Angel: What are you talking about?

Larry Grim: Just hype. Just hyping it up.

6. No Rules Tag: Tack Angel/Mav Valentine[o] beat w00t[x]/Cadmus via Mav Buster -> Pin
-Main event time, as Tack Angel and Mav Valentine took on w00t and Cadmus in tag action with NO RULES. I mean, probably don't murder though. More like ONE RULE! w00t was busy trying to hand out campaign stickers, and nearly got his head taken off with a kick by Tack. w00t and Cadmus responded by battering the Star Prince, who seemingly had another black out. They took the fight out of the ring, where they locked him into a broom closet and locked the door. Mav was fighting the two foes on his own, using anything not bolted down to get any advantage he could. The crowd was firmly behind the young champ. Later in the match, the Starlight Knight dropped down from the ceiling and threw Cadmus into the bathroom, to brawl with him in there, while Mav and w00t battled it out in the concession area. The ally of Crystal Heaven disappeared as quickly as he appeared, leaving Mav fighting the numbers again. Finally, Tack seemed to escape the closet, but he was missing his pants again, as they fought the team back to the ring. Mav escaped a wKo and hit a Mav Buster on w00t for the 1-2-3.

Makoto Angel: Yes! Tack and Mav win! Oh, I hope Tack is alright though. Those blackouts have to be looked into, and where are his pants?!

Larry Grim: He doesn't even notice yet. He's trying to have an epic stare down with Mav as he hands him his belts, but Mav is laughing.

Makoto Angel: And now Tack notices. Sorry honey! Thank you Starlight Knight for helping and all.

Larry Grim: Hmmm....that's a whole can of worms there. We got a lot of chaos brewing as we head into the Great Eagleland Bash. We'll see you there! Specifically, everyone with an ENN+ account, which I'm fully aware of. Jake Johnson from Threed plans on pirating it though. He should probably go to the hospital that day and get checked for-

Makoto Angel: End it!

Tommy Dukes: Welcome to The Great Eagleland Bash! I'm Tommy Dukes, joined by-

Nerma: Nerma!

Larry Grim: Grimmy!

Makoto Angel: Makoto! *waves*

Apple Kid: Muscle Girl Secur...I mean APPLE KID!

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, we're ALL here for this one. It's a loooong announce table. Right Apple?

Apple Kid: What? I can't hear you from over there!

Tommy Dukes: Put on your headset!

Apple Kid: It's not easy getting it around the stem hair!

Tommy Dukes: Oh course.

Larry Grim: It's going to be a big night, and I know something you all don't.

Nerma: I'm not surprised about that anymore. Still confused, but not surprised.

Larry Grim: It's a good surprise, don't worry about it!

Makoto Angel: Double main event tonight, and BOTH of them involved Angels. I'm sorry if that bothers you Nerma, but I'm really excited.

Nerma: I'm rooting for Christina, I'll tell you that much. Now that my job is secure, I have no problem saying that Tess and the Eisenritter SUCK! GO CHRISTINA!

Larry Grim: They're counting on Eris wishing a return to being a Celestial will give them the advantage. What has become more important to her.

Nerma: See again, I'm confused, but not surprised. I'm not even going to question it. Just....alright. Whatever you say.

Makoto Angel: Yeah, I'm confused myself....about a lot of things, especially regarding the Starlight Knight, who will also be in action tonight. It's his debut match against Cadmus. A one-on-one match with Cadmus. Tack hasn't been able to get that for MONTHS!

Tommy Dukes: The Triple Crown World Championship is on the line in the main event, as Mav Valentine takes on Tack Angel, in his quest to beat BOTH Bad Dudes. One down, and one to go. Of course, we also have the Challenge Championship match, which is very VERY personal between Cade, Bashin Dan, and Jammer. We have the Neon Championship match. We have a decision regarding the EBW Women's Television Championship, AND we have a World Tag Team Championship match. ENDLESS TITLE MATCHES!

Nerma: Easy Tommy. We also have Sal Paradise stepping back into the ring to "placate" Maurice, and keep him away from the tag title bout. PLUS, the James Sisters take on-

Apple Kid: MUSCLE GIRL SECURITY! YEAH! It's going to be a Tables Match. Very excited for that one.

Nerma: Someone hose him down!

Tommy Dukes: It's a big night, and I can't wait!

Larry Grim: Really curious to see if Starlight Knight shows up. It'll make things interesting.

Tommy Dukes: How so?

Larry Grim: Spoilers.

Tommy Dukes: You're a real know it all buzz kill skeleton man!

Larry Grim: *sigh* Yeah, I know.

EBW: The Great Eagleland Bash
Fourside Park, Fourside
ENN+

1. Singles: Maurice beat Sal Paradise via Head Kick x Spinebuster -> Pin
-Simple opener, with a rusty Sal Paradise, putting his body on the line for his clients against the spiteful and angry Maurice. The kickboxing pro was having none of Sal's grappling attempts, and targeted his back and head, which as the areas he injured which lead to his semi-retirement. A Head Kick and a Spinebuster left Sal laid out for the 1-2-3.

Tommy Dukes: Ouch! That was not good. Maurice battered him. Keep in mind folks, this wasn't "People's Choice" Sal Paradise. This was Manager Sal Paradise, and he tried his best, but he wasn't up to it tonight.

Makoto Angel: Maurice is acting like he just beat the man at his peak though. Sal looks upset, but he did this for the Paradise Collection. Maurice got what he wanted, and now he can't interfere in the World Tag Team Championship bout. That's next by the way.

Nerma: Amigo and Mike are helping up Sal, but he's not looking happy about it. Maurice IS walking away though, laughing like a dick on the way out.

2. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)[o]/Amigo(c) beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x] via Muscle Buster -> Pin
-Business picked up with the second bout, as the Heel Besties got their World Tag Team Championship shot. The Collection were looking for a team to give them a challenge, and that's exactly what they got. Not a long match though, as they went into finisher overdrive quickly. LG Rod went for the Legdrop Bulldog, but Mike powered up and threw Rod to the mat. He then scooped him up for the Muscle Buster. RnK tried to get in to break the pin, but Amigo swooped around him like an Amateur pro, which seems like a contradiction, and hit the Hagen Suplex as Mike scored the pin and the title defense

Tommy Dukes: That's what I'm talking about.

Larry Grim: Like I said, the Heel Besties are just going to keep getting better as they remember what it's like to be alive.

Tommy Dukes: This conversation is never going to be normal.

Larry Grim: ...It would be in Threed.

Tommy Dukes: ...Y-yeah....yeah.

Apple Kid: Those impacts made my neck, back, and stem hair hurt. We're seeing Amigo and Mike at their best. We haven't seen them this good in ages. Like....yikes for any team that goes against them. It's going to take a lot to make it happen guys. Better step up.

Once the ring was cleared, a limo pulled up outside of the park. A black carpet was rolled out as Cadmus made his way to the ring with Bellerophon on his arm.

Tommy Dukes: That's still his sister people! That hasn't changed. It never will.

Cadmus: Fourside, you're graced with my presence tonight, because I have some business to attend to. Starlight Knight, the unknown and unwanted defender of the Angel Family. You and I are set to do battle. Come out here now, and let me make you obsolete. I'm pretty sure with all the "pirates", "penguins", and "TackForce", you're the last thing the Angel Family needs or wants. They have such "AMAZING" security already. Haha!

Makoto Angel: Mrgrgrrrr! What a jerk!

Cadmus: Come on here and-

Starlight Knight: ENOUGH! Foul creature, you have plagued me long enough, and if it is a duel that you want, then you will have it!

Cadmus: Finally.

3. Singles:

Cadmus beat Starlight Knight via Count Out

-A surprising effort from the two "rivals"? as Starlight Knight made his in ring debut against a constantly improving Cadmus. A very Angel like effort from Starlight, as he CLUTCHED the WRIST and fired off heavy kicks, but he was also much more willing to high risk off the top rope. Cadmus wrestled a more subdued ground game, but was still hotdogging and grandstanding with every successful take down. They went to the outside, where Cadmus hit a boot off the apron into the guardrail, and tried to remove the Knight's mask. Starlight Knight flipped him over onto the rail and leg dropped him it. The fans were firing up for the Starlight Knight, but something suddenly happened. He looked around and quickly ran off, leaving a confused Cadmus to earn the Count Out victory. He celebrated, shrugged, and ate of the jeers of the crowd.

Makoto Angel: What happened? Is Starlight Knight alright?

Nerma: You sound really worried about him. Should Tack be jealous?

Makoto Angel: No! *blush*

Tommy Dukes: This was weird right? It's weird. What's going on here. I don't like seeing Cadmus this happy.

Backstage

Starlight Knight was running quickly backstage, but he suddenly stumbled and fell at the feet of the Angel Family butler Shepard.

Shepard: Starlight Knight? Are you alright? Are you-oh....it's you.

4. EBW Women's Television Championship Decision:

Duvalie declared Interim EBW Women's Television Champion!

The next match did not take place unfortunately. Lady M's made her way out to the ring with a title belt in hand.

Lady M's: Alright, let's get this over with. I'm not happy about it in the slightest. This is THE Great Eagleland Bash, where the best women are supposed to compete, but one of them can't right now. My daughter, who fought, and scraped, and clawed against a system that wanted her humiliated and cast out. She is the rightful Television Champion, but she can't defend it right now. She's in the hospital, as they work to save her hearing. So you can guess I have other things I'd rather be doing right now, but I'm here to present this Interim Television Championship to the #1 Contender. That means...*sigh* Duvalie....come on out to accept the title.

The maid of Eisenritter quickly made her way out, posing with an air of humility, but it's anyone's guess if it's legitimate or not.

Duvalie: Miss Tali, I must say I'm surprised to see you take your job seriously and do the right thing. We wouldn't want Hope to get more hurt that she already is. I will accept this title for Eisenritter, and Mistress Erica. When Hope decides it's time to retire, or you strip her of the title officially, I will also be honored to become the Undisputed Television Champion and-

Lady M's suddenly pushed Duvalie into the corner post, and placed her elbow against her throat, holding her there.

Lady M's: You get that title because it's what needs to be done, but I did i t like this to get you out here. You listen to me bitch. You listen good. Are you listening? Nod yes if you are.

Duvalie: *nods*

Lady M's: It's not easy locking you down, but I got you, and I want you to know something. If you had anything to do with what happened to Hope, I'm going to send everything I have at you. Everything. You understand me? I will make your life a living hell.

Lady M's backed away and left the ring. Duvalie showed a split second of anger, before shaking it off, composing herself and smiling with her title belt.

5. Women's Tag Tables: Jenny James/Jessica James[o] beat Bev/Raza[x] via Doomsday Device -> Table Smash
-Ballistic table warfare, and Apple Kid's favorite match of the night. The James Sisters didn't take kindly to the funeral segment recently, and brought down caskets, rolling them right into Muscle Girl Security. A big brawl, with most of the action taking place outside of the ring. Tables were grabbed up and set up quickly, but the James Sisters had a tough time putting the larger and stronger Bev and Raza through them. Raza had Jessica up for the Powerbomb, but Jenny shoulder tackled her knee, and brought the big woman down right onto Apple Kid, who immediately had a massive nose bleed. Finish came when Jenny used all her strength to lift Bev up onto her shoulders. Jessica jumped off the apron to hit a Doomsday Device that sent Bev through the table. A big win for the James Sisters.

Nerma: That was insane! Action everywhere! A table shattered! A muscle girl splayed out! Apple Kid bleeding out! The James Sisters are seriously business people. We have a couple of sharks in the Women's Tag Team Division. That's something we have really needed. The champs better be ready!

Makoto Angel: Oh no! Tracy! Nani! You hear Nerma? Be ready! Get ready! What can I do to help you get ready?!

6. EBW Television Championship: Subculture(c) beat Hotlanta via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-A rough and tumble match, with Hotlanta overpowering the Green Bomber from the onset. Subculture was in a defensive position, but as time has proven, all he needed was an opportunity to land his hurting bombs. An escaped Powerbomb attempt lead to Subbie landing several blows to the midsection before the KO Punch. Hot stood his ground, not falling, but looking woozy at the same time. Subculture pulled him for a move some call The Stroke, but he calls the Counter Culture, for the 1-2-3. A successful title defense for the Green Bomber.

Backstage

Ted Pettentool: Wow! EBW sure is inconceivable right?! It's wild! It's wacky! It's exciting! Tonight, the Star Prince Tack Angel will challenge for THE EBW Triple Crown World Championship! Tack, are you ready?

Tack Angel: Uh...I think? My head hurts like usual, and I feel like I was just hit by a car. I'm not feeling the best physically, and saying all of this out loud can't work against me in the SLIGHTEST! Look, I don't know what's going on with me. Maybe I need a CAT Scan. Maybe I just need to do much push ups, sit ups, and drink plenty of juice. People look at me as a joke these days, and that's fine. I'm funny sure. Haha, what a silly guy with no pants. By the way...BILL, PANTS ME!

Pirate Bill: YARR!

Tack Angel: But in reality, I've been the ACE of the place for a long time. I'm always one more away from a kick to the head or a WRIST CLUTCH, and then I have the Triple Crown once again. Mav Valentine, he's a "different kind of cat" if you catch my lingo drift meaning. He's a tough, young, hungry champion, and he's got a goal. He wants to defeat both Bad Dudes. That's always been easier said than done, and I'm going to show him that. No matter what is going on with me, I'm ready to go, and I'll never stop. Time to go and do this for the fans, for my family, and for myself.

Wayne Angel: *in the wall behind Tack* Hey hey Tack! Are ya winnin' son?

Tack Angel: Not yet Wall Dad....not yet.

Ted Pettentool: Wall Dad?

7. EBW Neon Championship: Grind(c) beat Fray Tiburon, Benjamin, Dirk Laramie, Javier Leos, Manu Kalani[x] via Rolling SSP -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-The Neon Championship was created for Neon Nights, as the studio title, but Grind has been on a mission to also make it the title for the high flying types in EBW. Luchadors, former Champions, and the Rookie Cup winner all assembled for a big spot showcase. High flying chaos all around the ring, but there was a story to be found with Javier Leos, who targeted Fray Tiburon, questioning him about the man that attacked him previously, that held a rosary similar to the good Friars. That took them out of the finish, where Benjamin was tossed up and over the ropes, taking out Dirk Laramie in the process. Grind hit the ropes and landed the Rolling SSP on Manu Kalani, after he missed a Wave Runner attempt. Grind got the pin, and defended the Neon Championship.

8. EBW Challenge Championship: Cade(c) beat Bashin Dan and Jammer[x] via Cadebreaker -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-Next match saw a very personal 3-way bout, with Cade defending against Bashin Dan and Jammer. Bashin Dan was looking disheveled from his time spent at the hospital with Hope, but tried to bring his A game. Cade prompted both men to attack him, but they kept their words and also went after each other, making it very competitive. Despite Cade's random acts of violence, it was also the most athletic match of the night, showing off the abilities of this EBW generation. Cade countered Dan with a Cadebreaker, but Dan escaped it, and lifted Cade back to his feet, transitioning into the Brave Clash, but Cade held the ropes and tossed Dan over them to the outside. Jammer missed a Slam Jam attempt on Cade, and ate a Cadebreaker not once, but twice, leading to Cade rolling him up for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: That was great, but Dan seemed to not be as into the challenge as he was leading up to it.

Larry Grim: It's a shame that they can't get along, but Cade hears the sounds and Dan doesn't. It set them on very different paths.

Tommy Dukes: Right sounds. Right. Right. Whatever.

Apple Kid: Jammer looks very upset with the loss, but Dan is trying to reassure him. Even at his lowest, he still finds time to help his friends. I doubt this is where this story ends.

9. EBW Women's World Championship Cage: Christina Angel(c) beat Erica via Moonsault -> Title Defense!  Special Referee: Eris Angel
-The first of two main events saw Christina Angel defend the Women's World Championship against Erica in a Cage match with Eris Angel acting as the Special Referee. Erica immediately tried climbing the cage, but Christina pulled her down and the two threw fists and elbows. Christina tried whipping Erica into the cage, but Erica caught her and hit a Belly to Belly Suplex. She took control, grating Christina's face against the cage, and repeatedly gouging at her face. She yelled at Eris to call the match, but the hesitant Angel continued to call it down the line. Erica tied Christina up into the ropes, and argued with Eris before beginning another climb up the cage. Christina escaped the ropes and met Erica on the cage, taking her to the mat with a leg sweep type of maneuver. All throughout the brutal bout, Eris was hesitant on calling the match. A win for Erica would apparently give Eris what she wanted. Late in the match both women were at the top of the cage. Erica attempted an Air Raid Crash off the top, but luckily for Christina, it was too difficult to pull off. Christina elbowed and punched Erica, and she fell to the mat hard. Christina looked down to Eris, who yelled at her to finish it, and she would call the result! The crowd erupted into cheers as Christina looked down to the ground, but instead, she blew the roof off the building with a huge Moonsault off the top onto Erica. She barely managed to crawl back onto her for the pin attempt. 1-2-3! Christina won the Cage Match, Eris Angel called it fairly, and the Women's World Championship remains with the Angels.

Makoto Angel: YES! YES! YES! Way to go Christina! Thank you for being fair and honest Eris! That was such a good match!

Nerma: Not even mad that the Angels have so many World Championships right now. Just happy to have seen that match. Very awesome. That's why I like wrestling. Literally just remembered.

The cage was lifted, and the ring cleared for the Triple Crown World Championship match. Tack Ange made a big entrance with all the TackForce and Angel Wives except for Eris and Makoto. Makoto for obvious reasons. He seemed a littler haggard, but got himself psyched up as Mav came out to his new theme.




10. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Mav Valentine(c) beat Tack Angel via Top Rope Mav Buster -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-Main event time 2 of 2, as Mav put the straps on the line against Tack Angel. They traded pinning combinations during the early going, but neither man could even register a one count. They traded submission and pin attempts and finally came to a stalemate and the fans fired up. They traded strangleholds until Tack Angel escaped. He sent Mav to the floor and teased a dive, but then motioned that he was too smart for that. Instead, Mav rolled back into the ring and nearly got his head kicked off by the Star Prince. Tack dominated and Mav couldn’t get away from him, but he finally fired back and got the upper hand on the floor. They went up the ramp and Mav hit a DDT. Valentine went into the ring and the fans fired up as Tack tried to recover on the ramp. Tack crawled into the ring only for Mav to toss him right back out the other side. Mav hit some light kicks to Tack's head and taunted him to get serious, before nailing him with a big kick to the chest. They traded forearms in the corner and the ref tried to break it up. Mav came out of the corner and Tack battered him with a big kick and he went down. Mav fired back with a powerslam a short time later and both men were down. Mav tried to fire up Tack even more, who went for a head kick, but Mav ducked it and hit a big DDT. Tack ducked when Mav tried to hit the Trevor Mach Knee Trigger and hit the Ushigoroshi and both men were down. A battle back to their feet saw Tack get up first and hit the Angel Driver, but he was blocked from CLUTCHING the WRIST, and only got a 2 count. Mav fought back, and the two made it to the top rope. Tack wanted to CLUTCH the WRIST for a Top Rope Heaven Driver, but Mav fought out of it and hit the Mav Buster for the 1-2-3!

Tommy Dukes: He did it! I don't believe it! Mav Valentine with the title defense, has just beaten BOTH Bad Dudes! The face of a new generation is here, and a rival for the title of ACE with Bashin Dan. Wow, what a way to end the night, with a title defense, fireworks and-




Tommy Dukes: Holy shit! It's Trevor Mach, he's back! He's back!

Trevor Mach stood on the stage and pointed at Mav, smiling, as Mav held up his titles and told him to try and take them.

Noah Jennings Office

Noah Jennings: Wow, what a show. Yes, it's me, at the end of the show, with that big announcement I promised. You didn't forget did you? I certainly didn't....haha. Anyways, now that the Great Eagleland Bash is done and dusted, it's time to hype up the next big event, and you WON'T want to miss it. We're heading back to Edo for this year's E1 Climax! Summer is JUST getting started!

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EBW World

Nerma: Nerma here with a Post GEB edition of EBW World. What a big night wasn't it? Mav Valentine stood tall. Christina Angel flew off the Cage. The Starlight Night appeared. Duvalie was awarded the Interim Television Championship. Trevor Mach returned from his hiatus, or vacation, or whatever has doing. That and so much more. Just when you thought it was all over, Noah Jennings appeared to announce that EBW is heading back to Edo for this year's E1 Climax! The best, most prestigious tournament in all of wrestling! Edo is a country that this company has a lot of history with. The Sengoku War to unite Edo under a single banner, won't soon be forgotten, unless you've got Tack Angel dementia, then you have no idea what I'm talking about. The country has was united, but it didn't last, it never does. Conflict and separation have left the territories competing once again, but maybe, just maybe, we can get along with all of them, and not set fire to half the country....again. Hey, I can hope right? We'll get the E1 Block announcements during Xcite, which will take place in Saturn City, at the ol' home base of Renegade Arena. One week later, we'll be in Edo, which means I'll have time to find my passport. They say it's always in the last place you look, but Trevor Mach once gave me some great advice on that issue. Once you find it, always look one more place, so the people who say that are "full of shit". Glad he's back, and it looks like he might have been calling out Mav Valentine? Will we be getting a rematch between the two? Rumors are that Mav Valentine actually wants to take on the so called "Champion's E1 Challenge". That's where the current World Champion tries to win the E1 Climax. It hasn't happened yet. Someone might want to get in the way of that, and despite what twitter might tell you, it's not the Orange Man. I guess we'll find out on the next Xcite!

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN

1. Women's Singles: Alison Chains vs. Eve
2. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Saxon/Novus
3. EBW Interim Women's Television Open Challenge: Duvalie(c) vs. TBA
4. Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Hotlanta
5. Singles: Generator vs. Jammer
6. Intergender Warfare: Mav Valentine/Tack Angel/Subculture/Christina Angel/Jenny James/Jessica James vs. w00t/Cadmus/Maurice/Kaie/Bev/Raza

Summers Beach

The camera originally showed bikes and cars driving away from the beach, but it slowly panned over to a sole figure left standing in the sand, the waves crashing into her, as she slowly turned around. She cracked her tanned knuckles, as tossed off several colorful leis, except for one, that she used to tie her blonde hair back.




Sunny Malibu: Sunny Malibu is the name, and maybe you've heard of me. If you haven't, check out the resume. I spent my time in SPARKLE, and yes, I even rolled into EBW for a stint or two once before, but that was then, and this is now. I'm not just looking to have fun here. I'm looking for a fight. I want to surf the big waves. Oh, you like the analogy? Look at me, I'm not fooling around here. A bubbly personality and a winning smile might get you somewhere making movies, but this is wrestling. You need a little more, or else, like a casting couch session with Weinstein, you're gonna get fucked. There is blood in the water, and I'm the shark. If you intend on heading to Edo, and trying to leave the beach, then the bitch of the beach, will just have to come to you. Summer is just beginning, and it's going to be a "Cruel Cruel Summer".

Returning to EBW soon....Sunny Malibu!

Lady M's Office

Lady M's: What the hell was that?

Millie: Wow! She's so cool! She's got the attitude and the look! Surf's up! Right Mrs. M's?

Lady M's: Pipe down Millie!

Millie: Piping down!

Lady M's: Seriously, did I hire Sunny Malibu? When did that happen? Is it the pregnancy hormones? Does it work like that Lucca?

Lucca: I do not believe so sir.

Lady M's: I didn't think so!

Lucca: It's all legitimate though. Maybe Tess signed her. You both have to come to consensus on firings, but not hiring.

Lady M's: That's a stupid rule!

Lucca: It allowed you to hire the James Sisters.

Lady M's: That's a stupid rule when it's a surprise to me!

Lucca: Yes sir.

Millie: Well I think it's AWESOME!

Lady M's: Yeah, you seemed to be hyped up about her. Her last run with EBW was marred with injuries and a lackluster performance. I was...disappointed, because of what I could see of her in SPARKLE. If she brings it now, like she did in SPARKLE, then we have a huge talent on our hands, but if it's more of the same as last time, then I'll make her wish she didn't come back. I WANT to be wrong here. She's going to have to show me she means it.

Millie: I bet she will! I KNOW she will! She's awesome, like after you, she's like my 2nd favorite!

Lady M's: Hmmm, well I am amazing, and you have good taste with me, so that's high praise. Let's see how she does then.

Millie: YEAH!

Suddenly, Trevor walked into the room.

Trevor Mach: Wait, so this is your office?

Lady M's: Uh...yeah.

Trevor Mach: Wasn't this a brook closet?

Lady M's: ...Yeah.

Trevor Mach: And you're sharing control of the Women's Division with Tess....who is now married to your Father?

Lady M's: ....Yep.

Trevor Mach: And now you're somewhat related to Tack, who is married to Tracy, and you and Tracy-

Lady M's: Yes. Yes. Yes. *gags*

Trevor Mach: Huh...and how long was I gone again?

Lady M's: Too long for my liking, but not long enough for any of this to make sense.

Trevor Mach: Right....right. Glad to be back!

St. Saturn's Cathedral

Fray Tiburon sat at a computer, and looked around as he made a Zoom call. Another Priest appeared on the screen.

Fray Tiburon: Excuse me, is this Father Santiago?

Father Santiago: Indeed it is. I already know who you are, I can tell by the mask. What I want to know is how you have this contact information?

Fray Tiburon: ...I'm borrowing it. It's an important matter.

Father Santiago: And you're using Zoom to discuss it?

Fray Tiburon: No one would put me through to you, and I was told I couldn't show up in person.

Father Santiago: Indeed. We have a outbreak problem down here. You know that mushroom thing? People walking into walls everywhere, it's a real mess.

Fray Tiburon: I need to know if the Church sent an attacker after Javier Leos.

Father Santiago: *sigh* The one named Kiva correct?

Fray Tiburon: Formerly.

Father Santiago: ...There is a sect within the Church that did not take kindly to his decision. A growing movement is swelling to wear the mask, and free thought is being punished. I will not lie about that. I will however disavow any knowledge of an attack being made by the Church. I will NOT tell you about a secret organization of Warrior Priests, carrying out the will of a vocal and angry minority. I will NOT remind you that a few years back you were tasked personally with training this group, but your refusal has put you in their cross hairs as well. I'm sorry I could not be more help to you.

Fray Tiburon: ...The kindness you have offered is more than enough.

Father Santiago: Your contributions over the years have allowed us to help many orphans and others in need. That is why we exist, to help people. Some have lost sight of that. I will not.

Fray Tiburon: ...Goodnight Father.

Father Santiago: Good luck Sergio.

Fray Tiburon: *nods*

Father Ignacio: Sergio, what are you doing in my office?

Fray Tiburon: I uh...I needed some answers.

Father Ignacio: You could have asked. I would have helped you.
 
Fray Tiburon: I didn't want to get you involved. Something strange is going on, and I need to get to the bottom of it for Javier.

Father Ignacio: You got your answers then?

Fray Tiburon: More or less. I have to know though, are you involved?

Father Ignacio: This mask fiasco is getting out of hand quite frankly. El Karen has is trying to make everyone wear masks. They want everyone to wear them now, all because one man decided not to. I'm not involved in it. However, that doesn't mean they won't ask me to assist. I will do what I have to.

Fray Tiburon: ...I understand.

Saturn City Hospital

Hope Mach slowly opened her eyes and looked around, seeing Doctor Degrees standing in the doorway, and Bashin Dan asleep beside her. As she woke up, he slowly began to wake up as well. Degrees spoke to her, but she couldn't hear a thing. She turned to Dan, who also said something she couldn't hear. Tears welled up in her eyes, as she realized that her hearing had not returned. Dan spoke to Degrees...

Bashin Dan: How is this possible? You made it work before? What changed?

Degrees: I was able to use undamaged parts in her ear to make it work. That's not going to work anymore. Whoever did this, did it very accurately. There is an experimental operation that we could try, but the risks might outweigh the rewards.

Bashin Dan: What is it going to take?

Degrees: I shouldn't have even brought it up. I can use the inner ear components of a donor to try and reconstruct the inner ear, but-

Bashin Dan: Am I a match?

Degrees: Heh...I had a feeling this was going to happen. Yes Dan, you're a match but-

Bashin Dan: Then do it.

Degrees: Dan, listen to me. You will lose your hearing! You will be deaf. Do you understand? It would be taking a problem from one person and transferring it to another.

Bashin Dan: ....You brought it up, because you knew I'd agree to it. You knew I would do whatever it takes. We both want her hearing, and smiling, and happy again. It's bold strategy, and I don't really have a deck for the situation, but I'll deal with the hand I'm dealt. Look at her. Doctor....she means everything to me.

Degrees: ....I'm a terrible doctor. We have an oath to do no harm. I sort of broke that oath as a wrestler, but here I am....doing this. I will do this, but you have to do something first. You have your back to Hope as your speaking, and you're blocking her from seeing my lips. I noticed. We have to have her consent, and good luck with that.

Bashin Dan: ...I was worried you might say that.

Le Saturn Restaurant

Jammer was walked into the bathroom to wash his hands.

Jammer: Why did I think she'd want to eat at a place like this? Let's face it Jam man, you've been out of the dating scene for a while. You need to get your head in the game and take your shot. She.....can really eat. *sigh* Alright, I-

Tack Angel: Jammer?

Jammer: God?

Tack Angel: Jammer!

Jammer: Tack? What are you doing here? I thought I saw you all take off.

Tack Angel: Oh they did....WITH MY CLOTHES!

Jammer: You....you're naked in there?

Tack Angel: ...Not exactly. I still have my socks...and some women's underw-

Jammer: Panties? You're wearing panties?

Tack Angel: If I said they felt comfortable, would that make it weird?

Jammer: Well it depends if it's silk or- wait, we're not talking about this. Do you always wear those?

Tack Angel: No....this is my first....maybe second time.

Jammer: What bad luck, losing your clothes the day you decide to wear-

Tack Angel: Not my idea! Amy made me! This was planned. That sly woman.

Jammer: Can I....can I see?

Tack Angel: What?! Why?

Jammer: Morbid curiosity? I bet it's really funny.

Tack Angel: It's really not....so no.

Jammer went to the next stall over, and stood on top on the toilet, looking down at Tack.

Jammer: Hehe.

Tack Angel: HEY!

Vape walked in and washed his hands, looking back at Jammer giggling at the stall beside him.

Vape: Uh Jammer, some people don't like that.

Jammer: It's cool, it's just Tack.

Vape: Oh...huh?

Tack Angel: Wait! I just got an idea! Guys, I need your help!

Vape and Jammer stood guard as Tack ran out of the restaurant with the stall door covering him up. He got to the greeter at the door.

Tack Angel: ....You mind opening the door for me?

Door Greeter: Uh...alright?

Tack Angel: Geez, the service here is terrible!

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