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Pokemon Mud Brown
Pokemon Stadium in Celedon City
A large stadium, filled to the brim with passionate fans, cheered and roared for the Pokemon action. A Charizard was battling a Venusaur.
Announcer: Incredible action! Venusaur is at a type disadvantage here, but he's buying time with his Vine Whip, so his trainer can switch out to the his Polywag! A much smaller Pokemon, but the size doesn't matter here, with Polywag using its water to keep the fire dragon at bay! What? He IS a dragon! I don't care that he's not considered Dragon Type! Look at him! It's a freaking dragon!
Pallet Town
An ambitious young man with a blue jacket, denim pants, short black hair, and a pokemon ball headband, was clutching his pokemon dolls and watching with fervor.
?: YEAH! GET HIM! THIS IS SO GREAT! POKEMON ARE AMAZ-
His mother bellowed from downstairs.
?'s Mother: Dammit Tack Katcher, you get down here right now! Today is the day! Quit lolly gagging!
Tack Katcher: *sigh* Moooom! I'm watching the fight!
Tack's Mother: I don't care! Most kids leave the house at 10 you know?
Tack Katcher: Some kids long for adventure early. I wanted to learn more before I left. Now, I'll be a kid going off on his own prepared to-
Tack's Mother: You're 21 Tack! It's time to stop living at home, and do something with your life!
Tack Katcher: I know! Today is the day! I just-
Tack's Mother: You could always....GET A JOB?!
Tack Katcher: AH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I know Mom! Today is the day! Adventure is calling! It's my destiny to be the very very best, like no one ever wa-
Tack's Mother: Don't care! Professor Paradise is waiting for you! You have to collect your Pokemon.
Tack Katcher: Right, my very first Pokemon. I am so ready for this. So excited. So-
Tack's Mother: Get going!
Tack Katcher: Alright! Geez!
Tack Katcher stepped outside of his house after packing his bag, and bidding his Mother goodbye. His mother started throwing out all of his dolls and pouring a celebratory drink as Tack marched away with an unwitting smile on his face. Before going to Professor Paradise's, Tack stepped near the tall grass that lead out of town.
Tack Katcher: Adventure is out the-
Professor Paradise: TACK! What the hell are you doing?
Tack Katcher: Huh?
Professor Paradise: Stay away from the tall grass! There are crazy, rabid Pokemon that will TEAR YOU APART in there!
Tack Katcher: But I don't see-
Paradise threw a rock into the grass, and wild Pidgeys and Rattatas scattered about.
Tack Katcher: AH!
Professor Paradise: See what I mean?
Tack Katcher: I know. I know. It's just weird that this is the only way in and out of town. I mean where is the road? How do vehicles get here? Does this mean I've never left Pallet Town?
Professor Paradise: I can't answer those questions. I hear that YOU are finally ready for a Pokemon huh?
Tack Katcher: I am sir. I am the biggest BIGGEST fan of Pokemon. I'm absolutely a fanatic, and I will strive to be THE BEST!
Professor Paradise: Yeah. Uh huh.
Tack Katcher: What?
Professor Paradise: They ALL say that.
Tack Katcher: Yeah, but I REALLY mean it! It's my DESTINY!
Professor Paradise: They say that too. Look kid, I like you, so I'm telling you, you're no different from any of these other kids. You have to LEARN to be unique. You have to find the right Pokemon, and form a bond. You have to grow. You teach them, and they'll teach you.
Tack Katcher: Wow, that's insightful.
Professor Paradise: That's why they call me the Pokemon Professor.
Tack Katcher: Don't a lot of people claim that name?
Professor Paradise: Shut up. Follow me.
Tack went to the Laboratory, where he noticed, an odd sight. A video camera, a jigglypuff, and ditto, and several chains, hand cuffs, and vibrators.
Tack Katcher: What's uh....what's up with that over there?
Professor Paradise: Huh? Oh that? I forgot to clean up. What it IS, it my attempt to record a Pokemon breeding, especially with a Ditto, that can turn into any Pokemon it wants to. What it ISN'T is a sex tape, where in I taught a ditto to take the form of a naked woman. Do NOT touch the camera!
Tack Katcher: I'd really rather not.
Professor Paradise: Tack, you're a..."young man" of fine character, and your Mother....is something else. I'll be happy to look after her while you're on your adventure.
Tack Katcher: What do you mean by that?
Professor Paradise: Tack, you're a late bloomer, but you're life is about to change in wonderful ways. You're going to grow into a champion, or not, or whatever, but the point is, that you're going to go on a journey! Here, inside of this Pokeball is your first friend.
Tack Katcher: Oh man! I'm so excited! It's a....a-
Pikachu: Pik-A-chu!
Tack Katcher: *gasp* He's so kawaii!
Professor Paradise: Don't do that. That's creepy coming from a grown man.
Tack Katcher: I'm just so happy! Thank you Professor! I'm going to go take him out for his first fight right now!
Professor Paradise: Don't you want to get to know him first?
Tack Katcher: We'll grow our bond in battle! Let's go Pikachu!
Professor Paradise: He's waiting for you to put him back in the ball.
Tack Katcher: Oh...right. Why would he want to follow me around on foot. Heh.
Tack put the Pikachu back into the ball before running outside gleefully. He stopped in the grass and looked around.
Tack Katcher: Alright, I'm pumped! I'm fired up! This is it! My first battle! Where are you Pokemon?! Come out and fight! I'm stepping in the grass! See? Back and forth! Attack me randomly!
A Golbat suddenly swooped down from a tree.
Tack Katcher: Ah! A Golbat?! Uh...Pikachu, I choose you, cause I have no other choice!
Pikachu: Pik-A-chuuuuu!
The Pikachu stood ready to fight the Golbat with brave, stoic stance. The wind blew across the grass as the Golbat swooped down, looking like it was ready to consume the Pikachu in one bit.
Tack Katcher: Pikachu, use Thundershock!
Pikachu: CHUUUUU!
Pikachu called forth electricity, and sent it at the Golbat, sending it fleeing in terror.
Tack Katcher: *gasp* You did it? We did it? Better yet, I DID IT! YEAH! We won our first battle together!? That was amazing! So simple too! I can't believe it! For some reason. I thought you were going to get eaten and killed by that Golbat but-
Suddenly an all terrain truck drove through the tall grass, crushing the Pikachu, and sending its blood splattering into Tack's face. As he stood there in shock, mouth agape, but too freaked out to scream, a man exited the vehicle.
Delivery Man: Special Delivery for Professor Paradise!
Tack Katcher: O-o-o-o-h ye-yeah. That's how we get stuff.
Hills outside of Pallet Town
Emerging from the woods, a tanned woman, with dark hair, a sinister smirk, and a white costume with a giant red "R" on the front, stood atop a hill overlooking Pallet Town.
?: Oh yeah, this is perfect. Hick town, full of dumb hick kids. They'll have plenty of Pokemon for the boss. Trevor, hand me the binoculars.
Another figure, a man in a male version of the white costume with the red "R" emerged from a bush, with his binoculars fixated entirely on the woman's backside.
Trevor: Kind of busy with them right now Tali. Give me about 5 minutes.
Tali: What? Are you staring at my ass again?! Give me those things!
Trevor: Ah!
Tali: That's right, I think I see one now. Oh wait, that's some kid covered in blood? What the hell happened? Oh well. We'll just play the waiting game, and introduce ourselves to the next young trainer yearning for "adventure" They'll soon learn to fear Team Rocket!
Narrator: It looks like Tack Katcher's adventure has hit a little snag. We can only hope that he pulls himself together before the next exciting episode!
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Re: Pokemon Mud Brown
Narrator: After a rocky and traumatic start, our hero returns to Professor Paradise, with a mysterious package in hand? What is inside? Find out right now, cause why wait? That's not a good hook.
Paradise Labs
Professor Paradise was very excited to receive the package from a blood stained Tack Katcher. From within the package, he pulled out several red, palm sized, devices.
Tack Katcher: Wha-wha-what are those?
Professor Paradise: I'm glad you asked, cause if you hadn't, I was going to tell you anyway. These are called the "Pokedex". They are special devices used to help discover new Pokemon. All you have to do is see or collect a Pokemon, and the device will give you an encyclopedic description of them. The future is now my boy!
Tack Katcher: Can it make calls?
Professor Paradise: Uh....no?
Tack Katcher: GPS?
Professor Paradise: No.
Tack Katcher: Any apps?
Professor Paradise: No.
Tack Katcher: ....How does it already have all this knowledge about never before seen Pokemon, if I'd just then be scanning it to add to-
Professor Paradise: Do you want one or not?!
Tack Katcher: I do! I do!
Professor Paradise: Here! Take one!
Tack Katcher: ....And what about my Pokemon?
Professor Paradise: Huh? Oh Pikachu? Yeah, it's....it's not coming back. No Nurse Joy in the world could fix that. Here, take this ball. There's a Pokemon inside. I'm not sure which one.
Tack Katcher: Oh...oh alright. I do love a good mystery. I just hope it's not specifically a Psyduck. Hehe, of all the Pokemon in all the world, the one I'd want least of all is a Psyduck. *throws ball* I'm sure it's not-
Psyduck: PSY!
Tack Katcher: OH COME ON!
Tack Katcher spent the next several hours running through the grass, avoiding wild Pokemon, and trying to connect with his blank staring Psyduck, to no avail.
Tack Katcher: ♪ On the road to Viridian City! On the road to Viridian City! We've built a team, and we've been training all day long. We're on the road, and getting str- ♪
?: Hey, what's that song mister?
A little boy in a hat walked up to Tack Katcher.
Tack Katcher: Huh? Oh, it's just something I made up. Why?
?: It sucks and you're tone deaf.
Tack Katcher: Hey!
?: Do you have the guts to take me on?
Tack Katcher: Wait what? You want....you want to battle?
?: You betcha!
Tack Katcher: OH WOW! MY FIRST POKEMON BATTLE!
?: You're first? How old are you?
Tack Katcher: Never mind that now! I'm Tack Katcher, and I'm going to be the VERY BEST!
?: Oh yeah? Well my name is Joey, and my Rattata is in the....
Joey got right into Tack's face as he said....
Joey: TOP! PERCENTAGE!
Tack Katcher: OH SNAP! Go Psyduck!
Psyduck appeared from his ball, as Joey unleashed his TOP PERCENTAGE Rattata.
Joey: I mean it! It's got a perfect IV spread!
Tack Katcher: I don't know what that means! Psyduck, use Watergun!
Psyduck just grabbed at his head like he had a headache.
Tack Katcher: You don't know Watergun yet? How weak are you? We've been running from fights all day. You'd FIGURE that would've meant something!
Joey: You have to win bro! Rattata, use Tackle!
The little rat of TOP PERCENTAGE, rammed into Psyduck as hard as he could, sending the Pokemon flying.
Tack Katcher: Oh no, my hopes and dreams, I mean Psyduck! Come on....uh....buddy? You can do it! I "believe" in you?
The Psyduck jumped back to his feet. He distracted him with a Tail Whip, which made no sense for Psyduck to know since he doesn't have much of a tail, and Scratched him, knocking the Rattata out.
Tack Katcher: We did it? WE DID IT! More importantly, I DID IT!
Psyduck: PSY!
Tack Katcher: Don't steal my moment!
Joey: How did you lose Rattata? That was one hit! You're TOP PERCENTAGE!
Tack Katcher: At the end of the day, a Rattata is STILL just a Rattata.
Joey: You've made powerful enemy today Mister. One day, I will reemerge, with my Rattata. He will become the most powerful Pokemon in ALL THE WORLD! When you reach your goal, and sit atop your throne, I will take it out from under you, and send you back to the depths where you belong. You have sealed your fate!
Joey kicked Tack in the shin and ran off into the woods with his Rattata.
Tack Katcher: Huh...wonder what that means?
Viridian City
Tack Katcher finally made it to the next town over, a small town, but one with a Gym, a gym that was closed for some reason. Tack kicked and pulled on the door trying to open it.
Tack Katcher: HEY! LET ME IN! I WANNA BATTLE YOU! I'M GONNA BE THE BEST! *sigh* I guess it's closed. Whatever. I still need to catch more Pokemon. I need to fill up the Dex and the balls on my belt. Hey, that's a Caterpie over there. HEY CATERPIE! COME HERE! GET IN THIS BALL! Why isn't this working? Maybe I'm doing something wrong?
?: Allow me to assist you.
Tack Katcher: Huh?
An old man stood atop a house, with the sun casting a blinding light behind him. That's called a hero shot.
Old Man: I am a Pokemon Expert! I will teach everything you need to know about catching Pokemon, training Pokemon, beating your rivals, and becoming the CHAMPION! All you need to do is-
The Old Man took one step off the roof, and took a hard fall, breaking his neck on impact.
Tack Katcher: OH MY GOD!
Tali: God can't help you now kid.
Trevor: You're out of luck.
Tack Katcher: Again....huh?
Tack turned around to see two figures standing behind him.
Tali: Prepare for trouble.
Trevor: And make it double.
Tali: To protect the world from devastation.
Trevor: To unite all peoples within our nation.
Tali: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Trevor: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Tali: Tali.
Trevor: Trevor.
Tali: Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light.
Trevor: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Tali: ......
Trevor: .......
Tali: .......
Trevor: .......
Tali: ...That's the part where someone is supposed to say "That's right!"
Trevor: Yeah, I was waiting on you.
Tali: But I was waiting on you.
Trevor: It's not my line.
Tali: It's not mine either.
Tack Katcher: What are you guys doing?
Trevor: Hang on! We're a little busy! We had a third member. He was Meowth, but he could TALK! Freaked me right the hell out! Anyways, he went onto Kanto's Got Talent, and now he's making movies, and we're left without someone to finish our little mantra!
Tali: It's not little! The mantra means everything!
Trevor: You know what I mean! Damn, you're hot when you're frazzled.
Tali: I don't get "frazzled", I get LIVID! Now focus Trevor! The game is over kid. Give us the Pikachu!
Tack Katcher: What?
Trevor: Don't play dumb! We saw you beat the Golbat with a Pikachu. It was a new Pikachu, and you beat the Golbat effortlessly. That's hardcore! We want that little dude.
Tack Katcher: You didn't happen to stick around AFTER the fight did you?
Tali: No, we had to beat you here for the ambush.
Tack Katcher: Right, I thought so. Listen, something really bad happened after you left. The Pikachu-
Trevor: Cram it dude! This lady wants your electric mouse, and that means we're going to battle!
Tack Katcher: Uh....you want to battle? Alright, let's do this!
Trevor: Haha! I will-
Tack ran up and kicked Trevor in the balls before running by him into the woods.
Trevor: AH! DAMMIT! AH! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BATTLE! WHAT A DOUCHE!
Tali: Heh.
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