It was now time for the impromptu main event that promised to be one of the bigger match ups in recent history. Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting versus Ness versus w00t. Each man had tasted the gold before, but wanted another shot at glory. The winner would become the new #1 contender, and be the next man to face Tack Angel. Trevor limped to the ring as Ness and w00t already started trading blows. When he entered the ring they quickly turned to floor him with a double lariat, but Mr. Machismo ducked the attack and headbutted w00t into the corner. He went for a flying knee, but stopped halfway into it and fell as his knees seemed to be giving him problems. w00t exploited this by kicking and stomping his knees. He locked him into a single leg crab, but Ness intervened and bulldogged w00t. The match continued like this for some time, with every move being countered in a constant triangle. Trevor was fighting his injuries as well as the match, but still managed to kick out when w00t dropped him with the WKO. Ness then hit him with Thunder Brainbuster, but w00t broke up the pin before we would find out if Trevor could kick out again. All three men were fan favorites, but a Trevor chant erupted as the Royal Crown Champion struggled to get to his feet. He looked to be bum rushed by both w00t and Ness, but evaded w00t and tossed him out of the ring. Ness came at him next and hit him in the gut before hitting the Trevorplex! Trevor knew from experience this wasn't enough and waited for Ness to get back to his knees. He ran in for the Macha Ye, but w00t intercepted and hit a stunning and well timed WKO. He rolled up Trevor for the pin, but Ness broke it up and hit W00t with the PK Thunder Brainbuster. Just as it seemed like the cycle would keep going the match was unexpectedly interrupted by none other then Television Champion Troy, who rushed the ring and cleared it of all three wrestlers. The ref called for the bell and rendered the match a No Contest, before Troy turned to knock him out with a sucker punch. The Television Champion raised his belt over head as Ryan IQ looked on laughing and the top 3 contenders were laid out on the ground. A disappointing ending to the match, but a surprising end to the show.



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

Zero Hour Fallout 3-hr Special

1. CXJ Tag Team Scramble Cage Match
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Hotlanta/Generator, Bolshoi/Bakayaro, and Rey Dorado[P+P]/Bullet[P+P] (9:38) when Jamie OD escaped the Cage.
-2nd Team Out: Rey Dorado/Bullet (16:53).
-3rd Team Out: Hotlanta/Generator (19:12).
2. CXJ Tournament Round 1
Lukie beat Anguish, Lucas, and Grudge (5:25) with a Roll up Pin on Lucas.
3. CXJ Tournament Round 1
Picky Minch beat Bushido Mask, Shadow, and Hoodlum (6:59) with a pin on Bushido Mask.
4. Heavyweight Ranking Match: #5 Spot
Swift beat Kinniku Mike (4:19) with a POUNCE!
5. Foursiders vs. Prevention Reloaded
Pokey Minch/Orange Kid/Apple Kid/Captain Strong beat Randy no Kachi/Olly Oliver[FSW]/Perfect Man[FSW]/MB Callahan[FSW] (10:12) when Strong hit the Police Brutality on MB Callahan.
6. EBW Television Championship Match
Troy(c) beat Moz (6:18) with the Overdrive.
7. Tag Team Championship Decision Match
Little Mac/Akinan beat Avion/Metrion and Amigo/Maurice (9:09) when Akinan hit the Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Maurice.
7. 3-Way Dance Heavyweight Ranking Match: #1 Spot
Trevor Mach vs. w00t vs. Ness (8:34) ended in a No Contest.

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New Spice and EBW Big News Forthcoming!

Details are being finalized for a big announcement that will involve a joint venture between EBW and New Spice. It's all sketchy right now, but we're told the announcement should come sometime after X-perience.

Enter: The Unbreakables!

After the recent episode of X-cite, EBW.com was standing by as Lady M's found a still hurting Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting in a hallway.



Lady M's: Hey Trevor, what are you still doing here? You gotten beaten down pretty badly.

Trevor Mach: I'm alright Tali....I'm just....thinking.

Lady M's: About?

Trevor Mach: How much things change yet they always stay the same around here. We always have some obstacle to overcome and whenever we clear one hurdle we have to deal with another. It's not like I don't mind the challenge. I live for it. But....what we're doing isn't working. It's time for a new attitude. We need to be more hardcore. We need to be more bad ass! We need to shake this company up and bust some skulls!

Lady M's: Now you're speaking my language.

Trevor Mach: They want to call me a renegade?! I'll remind them who the REAL Public Enemy #1 is in EBW!

Lady M's: You're not alone in this Trev. You know, there are a few others who are share your ideals. In a new generation of EBW you've all basically become the grizzled hard asses.

Trevor Mach: This coming from the 100% Hard ass Biker Chick. What do you have in mind?

Lady M's: You went to war with EBW once before....do it again!

Trevor Mach: ....YEAH!

Lady M's: Form a new brotherhood with like minded, pipe wielding, BAD ASS MOTHER F***ERS!

Trevor Mach: YEAH!

Lady M's: Show the Poochyfud Administration that you will not go down without a fight! Get revenge on Greed and let them know that you will NOT BOW, NOT BEND! NOT BREAK!

Trevor Mach: YEAH!

Lady M's: ....Do you just keep saying yeah because you're afraid of me?

Trevor Mach: ......YEAH!

Lady M's: Oh brother!

Trevor Mach: You're also very right though. Time to show them just how much a bastard I can be.

Lady M's: Do it Trevor! This is what you're supposed to do. Look at it this way. Zero Hour....that was the end of an era for you. Time to start a new chapter. Find your allies....put aside old grudges and past differences....form a team...become....The Unbreakables!

Trevor Mach: YEAH! .....wait...how about The Undefeatables!

Lady M's: *Groan*

Trevor Mach: Tali? Where are you going? OK, we'll call it The Unbreakables! I just....need to find my team.

Trevor Mach then set out to various places to recruit for his brand new stable. His first stop was in Summer.



Lt. Strong: Mach, you've got balls coming into my jail after what you have pulled, but you had the cash to bail him out, so he's free to go.

Dave Larmore: Ugh...what the F***! Mach, what are you doing here?

Trevor Mach: I bailed you out dude! What the hell got you here in the first place?!

Dave Larmore: DRUNK! IN! PUBLIC!

Trevor Mach: Of course.

Dave Larmore: Why the f*** are you bailing me out?

Trevor Mach: Cause it's time to kick some ass in EBW. They want renegades so I'm going to give them renegades. Are you a bad enough dude to kick some Administration ass?

Dave Larmore: Of course I f***ing am! But, what's in it for me!?

Trevor Mach: Beer to drink and all the fighting you could want!

Dave Larmore: .....

Trevor Mach: A LOT of beer.

Dave Larmore: OK brother, I'm in. Let's do this thing!

Larmore and Mach then found themselves some wheels in the form of Edosaki Choppers, before heading off to their next stop.



Grand Pappy Swift: What the hell is dat!? Couple hoodlums heading right for us! Imma bout to crack them upside their heads with my....

Swift: *BLOCK!* I think they're here for me Grand Pappy.

Trevor Mach: Swifty! What up brother!?

Swift: Mach. What can we do for you?

Trevor Mach: A whole lot of sh*t is going down Swift! It's time we get in on the action. We used to run back in the day, are you up for another run?

Swift: The last time we teamed....I was turned into a Panda....but....HOW CAN SAY NO TO MACHISMO *deep breath* POOOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!

Dave Larmore: Whoa! Keep it down Swift! I'm f***ing hung over man!

Trevor Mach: Sooooooo......you in?

Swift: Damn right I am!

Trevor Mach: Hell yeah!

Grand Pappy Swift: Well damn it boys! If you're ganging up to cause some chaos....you're gonna need more choppers. Let's see what we have at my junkyard.

Trevor Mach then made an odd stop at the Fourside Maximum Security Prison.



Trevor Mach: Hey! I need to talk those guys! What happened to visiting hours?

Policeman #1: We are under orders from Captain Strong to keep them under lock down! He doesn't want renegades like you getting anywhere near them.

Trevor Mach: Son of a Bitch!

KARAS: They were framed.

Trevor Mach: Pardon? WHOA! Don't sneak up on me like that!

KARAS: My sons...they have been through a lot you see. KYO had the worst of it, but Danny....their is still hope for Danny I believe. His loyalty to his brother is admirable, but I want to see him break the chains.

Trevor Mach: Uh....figuratively or literally?

KARAS: ...Learn the truth Trevor. Save my boys, and whatever you plan on doing....you will have their assistance.

Trevor Mach: ....Do I know you?

KARAS: .....Yes.

Trevor Mach: You're not going to tell me who you are....are you?

KARAS: .....

Trevor Mach: Right....I'm out!  

Trevor then returned to Fourside to the Expo Center, where he found himself running into an old enemy.



Trevor Mach: Heya w00t. Wow, I didn't even know this place was still here. Thought I burned it down.

w00t: You did....but Greed is refitting it into their place now. This used to be mine...I used to have it all. Now....those bastards have it.

Trevor Mach: Well...you need to take it back man. What better way then to join me.

w00t: What? Are you kidding me?! Join YOU?! Do YOU have any idea how much trouble you caused me in the past!

Trevor Mach: Hey that was a two way street man, but that's all in the past now. We've got bigger fish to fry. I never hated you w00t....but I hate...HATE what is happening to EBW right now....so I say we tear it up....burn it down.

w00t: .....

Trevor Mach: I've always had a code man, if you want it you fight and earn it. Let's take it back brother.

w00t: Heh...you and me...working together...that would be trouble...for everyone else. Why the hell not. Let's try it.



Kinniku Mike: ....Um...Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Mike...

Kinniku Mike: .....Can I help you? and Swift? and Larmore? and w00t?! Am I about to be mugged or something?

Trevor Mach: No.

Kinniku Mike: Cause I'm not going down without a fight! I know I'm looking pretty fly, but you CAN'T HAVE MY SWAG!  

Trevor Mach: No man, I came here to recruit you. You finally stood up for yourself and you're showing the potential a lot of us saw in you.

Kinniku Mike: Why are you trying to sound "mentory"? I tried to steal your Lady remember?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I can't blame you....she's awesome. Besides, you ate enough knees...you're forgiven. You've got my respect man. A few months and I were fighting like motherf***ers hitting each other in the face as hard as they could! FIGHTING LIKE MEN!

Kinniku Mike: Your point?

Trevor Mach: Imagine if we joined forces buddy.

Kinniku Mike: HA! So you NEED ME! Well I don't know if I'll help unless you BEG!

Trevor Mach: I don't need you Mike...I don't need anybody, but if we're going to do this....might as well do it as a team. If you want to sit here, twiddle your thumbs, and wait for the cop to beat your ass again...be my guest.

Kinniku Mike: Hey! Trevor? I'm in man! I'll join you! Trevor wait up!

The team was gathered and met in the Fourside Expo Parking lot where they all drove in on their choppers in new gear with matching skull logos. Lady M's appeared and presented the team their new logo.



The Unbreakables, a new team of assorted bad asses, brought together to tear it up in EBW and take things to the extreme!

Akatsuki in Prison! Feel sorry for the Prison.

EBW.com has been allowed behind the bars of Fourside Maximum Security Prison to follow Akatsuki as they await their trial. Captain Strong has made sure to try and humiliate them, even going so far as to shave Danny's hair. Of course, they soon found out that Akatsuki wasn't trapped with them....they were trapped with Akatsuki.



KYO: .......

Danny Leung: This...REALLY....sucks.

Retro Hippie: Heya guys! I heard you were in the joint!

Danny Leung: Retro Hippie....what the HELL are you doing here?

Retro Hippie: APPARENTLY, the MAN couldn't handle my liberal views! So I MIGHT have tried to burn down some federal buildings....so what!?

Danny Leung: You? Burn down a building? That's humorous.

Retro Hippie: OK! So I'm in here for voting for Barry Amabo!

Danny Leung: That makes more sense!

Retro Hippie: Trust me, even I am starting to regret it. So why are you guys in here?

KYO: .....

Danny Leung: Attempted murder.

Retro Hippie: OH!.....Well if you would be so kind as to not kill me I could help you out in here....show you the ropes! First tip: Don't drop the soap. It's true what they say.

Danny Leung: Is it?

Retro Hippie: Yep....the floors are really grimy and can ruin the soap.

Danny Leung: Oh.

Caveboy!: I R CAVEBOY! I AM BIG MAN AROUND HERE! YOU MY BITCHES NOW!

Danny Leung: .....

KYO: .....



Retro Hippie: WHOA!

Caveboy! ME SORRY! ME SORRY! SOMEONE HELP MEEEE!

Prison Guard #1: Put the tray down NOW!

KYO: .....

Danny Leung: I guess that makes you OUR bitch now.

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FSW opened up with Mr. Jennings in the ring with his Noah Enterprises employees.  



Mr. Jennings: What you people saw on X-cite was payback for what those twits did to me at Zero Hour!  Of course, it is also a way to get back at Mr. Callahan for trying to hold me back from the glory that is the FSW Title!  And...

Franky and the Prevention came out.

Mr. Jennings:  In all due respect sir, but I was in a middle of something.  

Franky: Don't bother.  I have something important to say.  Ladies and Gentlemen, by message of Mr. Poochyfud, tonight will be another historic night as the newly formed Prevention will be in action tonight!  First things first, Captain Strong!  I have found a solution to your tag title dilemma.  Tonight, you will be forced to defend those titles with Kinniku Mike since that punk is in the building somewhere tonight.  And once that is over with, I have chosen Dynamic Dougie to fight Kinniku Mike to take the tag title off of him so Dougie can be your partner!

Strong:  Hmmm...that sounds like a plan.  Now the hard part would be cooperating with that fathead.

Franky: Poo!  Since you are trying to ruin my plans to side with this Prevention movement.  You will have to face Rude, the man I chosen that jumped you from behind before Zero Hour. And Olly Oliver!  Let me bring my attention to you.  You are actually the sole survivor of that Zero Hour match.  So, I have a proposal.  You see that title you have there?  Every night, you will have to defend that title.  But, there's a catch.  If you, by chance, lose the match and your title, you will...say...be removed from the FSW roster.  That's right, you lose, you're gone!  And now, we will now see our latest Prevention member in action.  Dynamic Dougie will face Monotard!  NOW!!

The first match, as announced, is Dynamic Dougie taking on Monotard...I mean, Monoxide.  Monoxide took control and Dougie got lost for awhile.  Dougie took back the momentum with a flying forearm.  As Dougie kips up, Monoxide flips on Dougie with a senton.  Monoxide went for the Carbon Detector but Dougie ducks down.  Monoxide went for it again and Dougie uses his own Dynamic Kick.  Both kicks collided and both men's legs caused a negative friction.  Dougie recovered first and tries the Dynamic Kick but Monoxide ducks and hits the Lung Blower.  Monoxide went for the Carbon Monoxide Press but lands on his feet as Dougie moves away.  Dougie hits the Dynamic Kick followed by a Dynamic DDT to win.



Backstage, we see Olly with Randy No Kachi and Perfect Man.  



Olly:  This is not good.  This is not good!

Randy: Hey, don't worry about it.  

Olly:  Look!  I'll have you know, I sleep with this belt on!

Randy: So...

Olly:  NAKED!

Randy:  Really Olly?  No need to say that much.

Perfect Man:  Perfect Man actually feels sorry for the guy that actually gonna beat you for it.

Olly:  Which is why I will NEVER lose this title!  

Randy: Right.  Hey, Perfect Man!  What is up with Zero Hour and X-Cite anyway?  What came over you?

Perfect Man:  Like Perfect Man said before,  Perfect Man is tired of sitting in the background while everyone is having all the fun.  Perfect Man want to take out the weak link and Perfect Man did just that.

Randy:  Sounds just about right.  So we have a match against those two fruit sticks.

Perfect Man:  Perfect Man got this.  They are nothing!

The next match is Mr. Jennings with Fergus O'Flannery against FSW Champion, Ness, and MB Callahan.  Fergus started to become reluctant in tagging with Jennings since the Double Trouble Title incident.  Fergus is a man on a mission nonetheless.  Fergus looks to take Ness to the limit to hopefully gain a shot for the FSW Title.  Ness fought hard against Fergus but to no avail.  Ness tagged out to Callahan and Fergus quickly tagged in Jennings with a smile on his face.  Ness and Callahan sandwiched Jennings and the two put on the attack to Jennings.  As Ness left the rest to Callahan,  Ninten shows up and stares down Ness.  Ness began chase after Ninten as Callahan looked on telling Ness to come back.  Jennings hits a low blow and rolled Callahan up to win the match.  



Rude takes on Poo in the next match.  Poo fought Rude with his kicks and pushed Rude into the corner.  Poo give a fast knee followed by a bulldog.  Poo attempts to end it quick with the Go To Poo but Rude rakes Poo's eyes and hits Tha Rulebreaker.  Rude stands over Poo and kneels down for the pin.  Rude got back up and picks Poo up.  Rude slams Poo down with the Bamma Jamma Slamma to win the match quick.



We then turn the attention to the coaches for TUE season 4.  



Trevor:  Nice to see you back here.

Ness:  I swear I will get Ninten one day.

Tack:  Enough about that, why are we here again?

Jeff: SCIENCE!!

Trevor:  Just to pay my good friend, Black Cena, a visit.  

Ness: Um, he's not here tonight.

Trevor: WHAT?  NO!  Can't be!  I want to give him a special reunion present.

Ness:  Well, that's too bad.  He's not here.

Jeff:  SCIENCE!!

Tack: Will you stop saying that?

Trevor: So you are saying, after all this trouble I caused him, he brought a guy to supposedly "prevent" me to do any shenanigans to him.  And when I finally took the time to come here, except for when I played The Doctor for Olly, he's not even here?

Ness: That is right.

Trevor:  HA!

Ness:  But they'll be here later though.  

Trevor:  Hmmmm,  wonderful

The next match is Perfect Man with Randy no Kachi taking on the Prevention's Fruit Inc.  Perfect Man is all smiles as he leans himself against the ropes and taunts Fruit Inc with a Perfect Cannon tease.  Randy gets in and hits a hurracanrana on Apple Kid and drop Orange Kid off the apron.  Perfect Man is on the apron and taunts Orange Kid away with another tease of the Perfect Cannon.  Randy got hold of Apple Kid and Perfect Man seized the opportunity with the Perfect Cannon.  Perfect Man then laid Apple Kid out with a Perfect Driver afterwards.  Randy picks Apple Kid back up and hits the No Kachi Cutter to win the match.  



The next match is quite possibly the most important in Olly Oliver's career thus far.  Olly puts his FSW future and the Rising Title on the line against the Prevention's Pokey Minch.  Pokey Minch tries to take Olly down but Olly used his size to keep himself steady.  Olly then used his crazy speed to tire Pokey out.  Olly backs Pokey in the corner and threw Pokey far with a monkey flip.  Olly his the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza but didn't make the pin.  Olly looks to send a message to Franky and dragged Pokey to the corner.  Olly hits the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon to retain his title.



The last match of the night is Kinniku Mike and Captain Strong forced to team together to defend their titles against Jay Chung and Junior.  Kinniku Mike and Strong argued and Strong hits a right hand to Mike.  Mike retaliated back and both hit each other back and forth.  Jay and Junior took advantage and dropkicked both Strong and Mike to the outside.  Strong recovered first and hits Mike with a night stick and threw Mike back into the ring.  As Mike got up, Jay hits the Vitoria Peak and then quickly lands a moonsault to the outside to Strong.  Junior then hits the PK on Mike to win the Double Trouble titles!  



Jay and Junior picked Mike back up and offered their hand.  Mike wants none of it and walks away.  As Jay and Junior celebrates, things get crazy.  The now-former TUE contestant, Punkmaster Teck came in with a friend and jumped the new tag champions.  Teck hits the Flowing DDT to Junior.  Teck and friend picked Jay up and hits an assisted elevated DDT to Jay.  Teck then grabbed the mic and the Double Trouble titles.

Teck: You guys wanna beat me up and kick me out of TUE?  Well, think again!  As I, your main man, Punkmaster Teck, is now in the house and has advanced more than you guys have combined!  As for my homeboy over here?  I like to introduce him as Dre Money!  Dre!

Dre: Yo!  Business is bout to get poppin!  Cuz as of now, FSW is our house.  When its our house, it our rules.  We own this sh--.  We are taking over!  

Dre and Teck then dropped the Double Trouble Titles over the fallen Jay and Junior and proceeded to leave the ring as the show draws to a close.  



FSW 17: Evaluation 2
Fourside Arena
1. Dynamic Dougie def. Monoxide (7:31) with the Dynamic DDT.  
2. Mr. Jennings & Fergus O'Flannery def. Ness & MB Callahan (5:30) when Jennings pinned Callahan.
3. Rude def. Poo (2:20) with the Bamma Jamma Slamma
4. Randy no Kachi & Perfect Man def. Orange Kid & Apple Kid (3:09) when Randy used the No Kachi Cutter on Apple Kid.  
5. FSW  Rising Title: Olly Oliver def. Pokey Minch (6:12) with the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.  
6. FSW Double Trouble Titles:  Jay Chung & Junior def. Kinniku Mike & Captain Strong (1:10) when Junior used the PK on Kinniku Mike.

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Manu Kalani: Hmm....how about that? The coach is back!

Sal Paradise: Hey Trev!  Heya Tali! Welcome back guys....uh....nice bikes.

Lady M's: They aren't bikes Sal, they're Choppers.

Sal Paradise: Meh...either or.

Jamie OD: So Trevor, about time you came back to coach these guys, we've been...having issues.

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: HA! You guys did just fine. I was kind of busy with oh...I dunno...."stuff". Things are different now. I'm ready to get these rookies into shape and give em the attitude they're gonna need. BOOSH!

Jamie OD: Oi! I take it from that a whole lot of hell is about to break loose....again.

Trevor Mach: Hehe....you have NO IDEA! But enough talk of fun, let's get to work. I know that we've got four rookies to get ready for elimination matches, so let's....

Sal Paradise: The eliminations are done Trevor. We've got the final two on our team already..

Trevor Mach: Oh...outstanding! Maun! Plain! Are you guys ready to train harder then every before?!

Manu: YEAH MAN!

Mr. Plain: Yes.

Trevor Mach: WELL ALRIGHT! So.....what should he do Tali?

Lady M's: *sigh* HINDU SQUATS! 5,000 of them right now! You too Trev!

Trevor Mach: Awwww.



Ness: OK guys, as well all know I am a champion. I'm the FSW Regional Champion. That makes me a pretty big deal.

Tack Angel: Uh....I'm sort of a big thing too ya know.

Ness: Yeah crutches over there has a belt too....that one on the table there....but we're talking about the FSW Regional Championship! FSW is where the rookies are being groomed for a future in EBW. You guys are taking the alternate route to EBW so I figured it was time both sides met. This week we're going to have the remaining rookies team up to take on FSW tag teams. I made a deal with Poo to work this out. I also had to work out an arrangement with Franky, but that's for me and that other team's coach to worry about.

Jun Toyota: ....

Hashim Al-Singh: If Jun could speak Eaglish, he would agree with me. We will destroy the FSW infidels!

Ness: Well don't destroy them! Just maybe....rough em up a bit and pin them....but not permanently.....no "destruction".

Hashim Al-Singh: *sigh* Very well.



Ness: Heya Poo!

Poo: Ness.....glad to see you could all make it.

Trevor Mach: Sup Poo? What's the game plan eh?

Poo: Ness told me you guys needed some rookies to clash with so I brought two of FSW's best young teams. Black Cena and Katsuflex for Team Machismo, and Team Double J for Team Ness.

Trevor Mach: BLACK CENA! Long time no see!

Black Cena: AH!

Franky: Don't forget who let this all go down!

Ness: I know Franky! You agreed to let us come compete here if us coaches also took on Noah Enterprises.

Franky: Exactly.

Trevor Mach: Wait what now?

Tack Angel: Uh....I am kind of battered here.

Jeff Andonuts: ....Science?

Ness: It's going to be me, Trevor, and Poo don't worry about it.

Trevor Mach: Oh good....wait.

Ness: You also said that Ninten would be here!

Franky: That part is out of my hands, but an agreement is still an agreement Ness.

Ness: Fine! Hashim...Jun...you're going to be going against one of FSW's best teams. I hope you're ready.

Hashim Al-Singh: Of course we are. If we weren't we could always mess with their woman to exploit them.

Ness: Nah...she's not here. She doesn't like to be around when Lady M's is near.

Lady M's: She's useless! She shouldn't be around period damn it!

Ness: See.

Hashim Al-Singh: Oh....well all the same we will destroy them. You may not agree with my tactics Ness, but I fight to win.

Trevor Mach: Alright guys, You know how to wrestle. You've got the attitude. Plain, you've got that long list of moves you're so proud of. Manu, you like to surf. That skill is useless in this scenario....but you've got the enthusiasm and THAT is what matters. The question is: Are you Bad enough Dudes to kick some FSW ass!

Manu Kalani: HELL YEAH MAN!

Mr. Plain: Yes.

Match 1 of what turned out to be a special TUE episode featured Team Machismo taking on the team of Black Cena and Katsuflex. With the constant presence of Trevor Mach distracting the FSW team, Manu Kalani and Mr. Plain really got to show what they are made of. Plain's basic moves and simple motions were in fact SO BASIC that it completely confused the flashy Katsuflex. Black Cena couldn't stop looking away from Mach who continuously flashed him a grin. This lead to Manu hitting him with a bulldog followed by a Big Kahuna Moonsault off the second rope. Cena and Katsuflex had little time to retaliate. Later in the match Manu squashed Katsuflex with a Wave Crasher Splash before tagging in Plain and going to the other side of the ring to tackle Black Cena onto the ground. Mr. Plain got the win with his super special finisher on Katsuflex, The Pin.



The next match was a complete shift of the other match. Hashim Al-Singh and Jun Toyota showed skills that hid their lack of experience and used size and strength to dominate, but Team Double J proved to be very resourceful and Jun Toyota found himself the victim of an out of nowhere Super Jay Press. The score was evened 1-1. Hashim seemed upset with the turn of events and slapped Jun. Toyota tried to get into his face, but Ness and Jeff broke it up before the two silent killers turned on each other.



In a Bonus match, the FSW rookies stood back to watch as FSW Regional Champion Ness, Royal Crown Champion/Intergender Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach, and Poo took on Master Bubu, Fergus, and Hangman of Noah Enterprises. Mr. Jennings was kept back by the other coaches, so it would be an uninterrupted of new vs. now. Ness and Poo knew these wrestlers well, but Trevor Mach made up for lack of knowledge about them by just hammering them with stiff chops and kicks. He really brought the fight and showed the young guys what attitude was all about before finishing off Hangman with a Macha Ye followed by the pin.

The TUE rookies showed themselves to be on the same level as The Foursiders, which means they are ready for EBW. But, who will win it all in the end? Find out next time on the TUE 4 Season Finale!



TUE 4: Battle of FSW!
FSW Arena

1. TUE vs. FSW Tag Team Match
Mr. Plain/Manu Kalani beat Black Cena[FSW]/Katsuflex[FSW] (6:54) when Mr. Plain got The Pin on Katsuflex.
2. TUE vs. FSW Tag Team Match
Jay Chung[FSW]/Junior[FSW] beat Hashim Al-Singh/Jun Toyota (8:01) when Jay hit the Super Jay Press on Jun Toyota.
3. 6-Man Tag Team Bonus Match
Trevor Mach/Ness/Poo[FSW] beat Master Bubu[FSW]/Fergus[FSW]/Hangman[FSW] (5:39) when Trevor Mach hit the Macha Ye on Hangman.

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X-perience Card Revealed: The Unbreakables arrive!

During the week, Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting has assembled a crew of renegades who have dubbed themselves The Unbreakables. They'll be making their debut as a stable on X-perience when they go to war with both Greed and The Prevention. The show will kick off with two more round 1 matches in the tournament to crown a new CXJ Champion. Instead of 4-way matches they will be 5-ways now that Rey Dorado and Bullet have announced that they are sticking around for awhile. The bully duo of Shadow and Hoodlum will join forces again to take on the teams of Grudge and Anguish and Picky Minch and Bushido Mask in the third match, as the new CXJ Tag Team Rankings continue to be formed. Then the powerhouse tag team of Swift and Kinniku Mike will take on Captain Strong and Pokey Minch of the Prevention. Swift and Mike used to be rivals, but now these two with so much in common will put their differences aside. Fans are looking forward to this one. In a 6-man tag match, FSW Regional Champion Ness will team with Randy no Kachi, and FSW's Poo to take on new Prevention member Dynamic Dougie and Fruit Inc. Dynamic Dougie is ranked 9th in the heavyweight rankings, which means that he is the next road block to stand in the way of Randy no Kachi. In the main event, The Unbreakables will make their presence felt, when Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach, w00t, and Dave Larmore team up for the first time to take on new EBW Tag Team Champions Akinan and the returning legend Little Mac, as well as the powerhouse TV Champion Troy, who destroyed w00t and Trevor to interrupt the X-cite main event. Revenge is the name of the game. To spice things up, Global World Champion Tack Angel has been invited by Ryan IQ to be the Special Guest Referee so the fans can still see the champ while he recovers from that Zero Hour fall from the cage. All of this and so much more on what promises to be a chaotic X-perience!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Championship Tournament Round 1
Generator vs. Bolshoi vs. Hotlanta vs. Bakayaro vs. Given
2. CXJ Championship Tournament Round 1
Rey Dorado [P+P] vs. Jamie OD vs. Bullet [P+P] vs. Sal Paradise vs. Taken
3. CXJ Tag Team Match
Shadow/Hoodlum[P+P] vs. Grudge/Anguish vs. Picky Minch/Bushido Mask
4. Tag Team Match
Swift/Kinniku Mike vs. Captain Strong/Pokey Minch
5. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Ness/Randy no Kachi/Poo[FSW] vs. Dynamic Dougie/Orange Kid/Apple Kid
6. 6-Man Tag Team Match Special Guest Enforcer: Global World Champion Tack Angel
Trevor Mach/w00t/Dave Larmore vs. Little Mac/Akinan/Troy

 

Mr. Jennings Challenges Team FSW

On an EBW Live Event, Jay, Junior, and apparantly the rest of the FSW crew traveled to Summers to tag along with peeps at EBW.  Jay ended up crossdressing Junior but that plan failed as Jay and Jessica ended up going through with the match and lost to Macho Sexy for the tag titles.  Meanwhile, Olly is soaking up some sun, nearly naked of course.  



Olly: Nothing like some good heat to soak up in with my beautiful belt.  I like the idea of going wherever those EBW scrubs go.  Free vacations and days like these, the Eagleland way.  See belt, you and me will have days like this for a very long time.  You and I will never ever be separated.  Oh what's that?  You say I'm the best champion to wrap around?  I'm the ONLY person who's waist you've wrapped around and I intend to keep it that way too for a long long time.  

*ring*ring*

Olly:  Hello...NO!...Why not?...This is vacation time!...I'm not wasting this beautiful day on something stupid like that...you bet your machines it is stupid...shut up...I'm the star of FSW...I won the tag match for FSW and I should do whatever I want...I'm the Rising Champion and I will be forever!  *hangs up*  Gah, the nerve of some people.  Trying to make me waste a beautiful day like this?  Preposterous!!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the beach...

Poo:  Oh, he is gonna get it after that for sure...

Perfect Man:  Egos, Perfect man knows all about that...

Subculture: Can we go back to the hotel?  The beach is not a place I wanna be right now.

Perfect Man:  Come on, Subsy.  Perfect Man knows you are doing this being different thing, but have some fun!  Enjoy that sun!

Subculture:  Ugh...

Poo: I'ma give Olly a piece of my mind!

Perfect Man:  Oh!  Drama!  Perfect Man likes!

Poo: Olly!  Listen!  You wanna play cocky!  I'll show you cocky!

Perfect Man:  Whoa, calm down tiger.

Poo: You do know that every match you have from now on is a title match for that belt and if you lose, you are gone from FSW.  

Olly: Hey!  Who was the sole survivor of the Zero Hour match?  Exactly!  Me!  So, I have no problem worrying about my title because the results will be the same.  It will be me winning and staying in FSW.  And I will certainly keep it that way forever and ever.  Not only will I be the longest reigning and ONLY Rising Champion in history, I will also be an FSW lifer!  So run along!  I need to get my muscles relaxed and get some of that sun!

Subculture:  Looks more like flab to me.

Olly:  Shush you!  Besides, who is the ONLY person to have retained his title.  Certainly wasn't you, Poo!  It was me!  I am the only first champion that still holds his championship belt!  That and the fact that I'm the sole survivor of the Zero Hour match makes me the best wrestler in FSW AND EBW history.

Poo:  *facepalm* You do realize you're gonna lose at some point.  It's only a matter of time.

*ring*ring*

Perfect Man: Yellow.  Hi.  Oh it's you.  Ok.  

Subculture: Who was that?

Perfect Man: *sigh*  It was Ness.  He told everyone to log on to the website.  

Poo:  For?

Perfect Man:  Dunno, some message from Mr. Jennings or somethin...

Olly:  Bah, who cares.  You three run along.  I'll just enjoy this beautiful scenery.

Poo, Perfect Man, and Subculture went back to their rooms and logged on the website here and it was indeed a message from Mr. Jennings.



Mr. Jennings:  I am Mr. Jennings.  For awhile now, I have been dragged into this Team FSW fiasco and forced to play by team rules.  Now that this is no longer, that same team still insist to have me controlled in the palm of their hands and make a mockery of my well-being.  That is no longer.  I have aligned myself with the General Manager Franky.  I have arranged an agreement with Franky that I will say get even with Team FSW, here in Summers.  The entire show will feature every member of my Enterprises taking on Team FSW in a five match series.  Olly Oliver, your FSW Championship will be on the line against Hangman!  Junior, I personally gave you this one.  You will be facing Noah Enterprises' weapon of mass destruction, Skeleton.  MB Callahan, haha.  You can think twice about getting a shot at me.  You will be facing an old friend of yours, Master Bubu.  Jay Chung.  Oh, Jay Chung.  You are in a world of hurt as you will face my most loyal employee in Fergus O'Flannery.  As for me, I will personally take all my aggression out on the man that beaten me to a pulp at Zero Hour and had no right replacing me in the elimination tag match.  Perfect Man, you will feel the rue from Mr. Jennings.  So, Poo, do you feel the rue yet?  Noah Enterprises will prevail!  HAHAHAAHA!

FSW 18: Heat Wave
Summers

1. FSW Rising Title:  Olly Oliver vs. Hangman
2. Junior vs. Skeleton
3. MB Callahan vs. Master Bubu
4. Jay Chung vs. Fergus O'Flannery
5. Perfect Man vs. Mr. Jennings

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Earlier today...



Poo: Alright, men!  This is our set for the night.  I must say, though its the same as the EBW Live set, this is a heck of an improvement.  

Perfect Man:  Perfect Man likes this.  Perfect Man can go all day without a shirt on for this.

Callahan: The ring is steady here too.

Jay:  The beach is perfect for this.  Less painful when I jump off of something to the floor.

Poo: Alright enough.  This is important.  As you can see, there's three of you.  A certain someone that isn't here decides to become a big shot and thinks he's too cool to do anything now.  So what do we do when a person isn't committed to the team?  We eliminate!

Junior:  Oh, he means Olly.  Must've pissed Poo off the other day.  

Callahan: Hey, doesn't Olly have this things where he has every match a title match until he loses?  And when he loses he's gone?

Poo: I was getting to there.  You see, this is possibly the safest way to eliminate Olly from the group AND from FSW at the same time.  We better make sure he loses.  We will do whatever it takes for him to lose even if he hate the opponent he's facing.  In tonight's case, it will be Hangman.  

Jay: Heh, I feel sorry for the next guy to have to be champion after him.  If anything, I would rather be champion after the next guy.  



FSW opens up with Mr. Jennings addressing the Summers crowd in FSW's first show outside of Fourside and the FSW arena.  



Mr. Jennings: Tonight will be the night that Noah Enterprises will individually test their strengths against those wankers called Team FSW or the "Foursiders" if you will.  Now then, you three.  Three?  Where the bloody hell is Fergus?  

Bubu: Um...Fergus went out on a walk.  

Mr. Jennings:  Walk?  What do you mean walk?  Its not like him to miss on something important like this.

Bubu: He told me that he's going out to buy something for his house while he's here.

Mr. Jennings:  That tall pale bloke.  I shouldn't be worried about him anyway.  He can take care of business good.  I know he can get the job done.  As for you three, you three will have to tear those twits one by one.  Bubu get Callahan for holding you down all this time before you joined us.  And make sure he forgets about his blind grudge against me.  Hangman, you have to score one for the company by winning the Rising title and rid of one annoying bloke out of here.  And now, my weapon of mass destruction.  I hope you can understand what I'm saying because I want you to tear Jay up limb from limb.  Destroy him, annihilate him, pulverize him.  Do everything you can so he won't make it back to his little bird back at home.  Now then, you three get the memo.  Hangman, you are up.

Hangman awaits for Olly Oliver for the Rising Title.  Poo, Perfect Man, Subculture, and the rest of Team FSW took interest and came out to watch.  Before a long while, out comes...Super Olive Machine.  This caught Hangman off guard and Olive Machine went for the attack.  Hangman quickly took the momentum to his side and had SOM up for the Verdict.  Hangman tossed Olive Machine's legs around and Olive Machine lands on his feet.  Olive Machine quickly hits the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza.  That move quickly got the crowd to chant "This is Olly" at Olive Machine.  Olive Machine taunts the crowd and flipped Team FSW off as he went up to the top rope.  Olive Machine hits the Four Hundred Fifty Degree Splash to win and retain the Championship for Olly.  



Outside near the harbor, we see Fergus walking around on his phone.

Fergus:  So you telling me, that can help me raise me stock here in FSW?  Who are you?  Ok, I'll meet you at the harbor.  I'm on me way.

Fergus heads to the harbor and sees a mysterious man at the end.



Fergus: So, are you the fella that called me?

??:  Yes, I did.  

Fergus:  So what is your purpose calling me out here when I could be preparing for me match.

??: Let's just say, things are about to change.  Change for the good even.  Now that you've seen my face, it's best that you will not forget it.

Fergus:  Alright, so what's this plan and how can this help me in the long run?

??: Well, you see...

A few minutes later...

??: And that is what I have in store.

Fergus: I kinda like it fella.  I'll let you know of me decision soon.  And I promise you, you will see it without any words spoken.

??: Glad we can come to terms with all this so far.  I must take my leave.  Oh by the way, next time we meet, be sure to bring your tall menacing friend.  Ah, what's his name?  Skeleton!  That's it.  Bring him next time.

Fergus: Will do.  

The next match is Skeleton taking on one half of the Double Trouble champions, Junior.  Skeleton towers over Junior and easily overpowers Junior.  Junior tries to kick the behemoth down but Skeleton felt none of it.  Junior tries to give his next move some momentum but Skeleton smacks Junior down with a boot.  Skeleton grabbed Junior and lifts Junior up for a chokeslam but Junior caught Skeleton in a front necklock.  Junior has it on tight and brought the monster down.  Out of nowhere, Punkmaster Teck and Dre Money came out near the ring.  Junior took notice and missed a kick that could've taken Teck's head off.  Teck warns Junior to lookout.  As Junior turns around, Skeleton hits a chokeslam on Junior.  Skeleton picks Junior back up and drops him down with a high impact powerbomb to win the match.



We go back outside where we see the Stallionaires enjoying home in Summers.



Disco Kid: Boys, welcome back!  Welcome home!  

Black Cena: Party Up!

Katsuflex:  Yea boy!

Disco Kid:  Oh man, it's been awhile.  Looks like all my clubs are still doing alright even in daylight.  Business is good, I like that.  Now boys, we been through alot together and I feel I owe you guys something for coming out to the clubs every night helping the business out.

Katsuflex: That's right, its what we do.  We here to party!  Drink some up and dance with the ladies cuz the Katsuflex is the revolution baby.  

Disco Kid: That's the energy I like to see.  See, what I have right here, is lifetime VIP passes, baby.  Boo Ya!

Black Cena: So, we been out partying it up everywhere and we just NOW get VIPs?

Disco Kid: Its the least I can do for ya man.  Now that I came back home for a while.  It motivated me.  Someday I will fight Little Mac and slap some sense into him.  You guessed it boys!  Disco Kid, FSW 19, Debut Match of the Superstar!  Yea Baby!

Black Cena: You know what this calls for?  Some... PARTY UP!!

*ring*ring*

Black Cena: Yo

Trevor Mach:  Hey, old friend, guess who...

Black Cena: No no!  Not that voice, I know that voice from anywhere.  Trevor Mach, how did you get my number?

Trevor Mach: Your mom gave it to me.  HA!  Anyway, seriously.  You are the only FSW guy whose phone number I have.  So I guess I'll spread the news since Team FSW are having some problems.  

Black Cena:  What is it?

Trevor Mach:  Well, I'm watching FSW right now.  You know that Super Olive Machine?  That scrub is really Olly!  

Black Cena:  No way!

Trevor Mach: Yes way!  See, while I was playing The Doctor, he told me everything he plans to do being Super Olive Machine.  And he plans to do it to gain an advantage so he retain his title and win the match easier.  

Black Cena:  Wow, and why are you telling us all this?

Trevor Mach:  That douche paid me in a stick of gum for doing a job for him.

Black Cena: HA!  Well, I gotta go.  Don't call me again!

Trevor Mach:  BOOSH!

Disco Kid:  What was that?

Black Cena: Looks like we need to set up an important meeting with Poo.

The next match is a personal one as MB Callahan taking on his former friend in Master Bubu.  Callahan took Bubu apart piece by piece as Bubu tries to get out to take a breather.  Callahan won't allow any chance for Bubu to get a breather and continues to punish Bubu.  Callahan attempts the Pounce on Bubu but Bubu held on to the ropes as Callahan puts on the breaks.  Bubu quickly went for the spear but gets a two.  Bubu attempts another spear but Callhan hits a hard knee to Bubu and puts Bubu down with the Whirley Bird slam to win.



Back outside in the Summers sun, Sheik Ahmad sits on a bench and calculates...



Ahmad:  Hmm...this is interesting...one will fall while the other stays strong.  Hope these calculations are false...Ugh, gotta check again...

Rude: Hey!

Ahmad: May I help you?

Rude: I heard you do "calculated" predictions.  I might need one.

Ahmad: Five dollars per prediction.

Rude: Aight.

Ahmad: You know what, keep it.  Save it, because I need to talk to you for a bit.

Rude:  So you're not gonna help me win a bet with Reno to see who will win between Perfect Man and Mr. Jennings?

Ahmad: Save it!  I'll tell you the winner later.  This is important.

Rude: *sigh*  Ok.

The fourth match features Fergus O'Flannery taking on the other half of the Double Trouble Champions, Jay Chung.  Jay and Fergus went physical with this one.  Jay would block every Ginger Curse attempt from Fergus.  Jay went for a crossbody block but Fergus slams him down with a powerslam.  Fergus whips Jay and attempts a Ginger Boot.  Jay ducks and hits a tornado kick to knock Fergus down.  Jay puts Fergus down again with the Victoria Peak and drags Fergus to the corner.  Jay ascends the top rope to go for the Super Jay Press.  Suddenly, Punkmaster Teck and Dre Money came out and taunts Jay.  Jay argues with Dre and Teck while Teck keeps telling Jay to focus on the match as Fergus got up to his feet.  Jay attempts the Super Jay Press and Fergus hits a Ginger Boot in mid air.  Fergus picks Jay up and hits the Ginger Curse backbreaker to win.  



The main event features Perfect Man going toe-to-toe with Mr. Jennings.  Perfect Man and Mr. Jennings size up each other trying to figure out who will strike first.  Perfect Man and Jennings couldn't figure each other out but Perfect Man pulled a fast one.  Perfect Man tricked Jennings by pointing over yonder and connects with a low blow.  As Jennings kneels, Perfect Man steps over him and Jennings hits a low blow of his own.  Jennings, limping, hits a lariat followed by a Sliding Noah but gets a nearfall.  Jennings locks on the Big Boss Choker on Perfect Man.  After awhile, Perfect Man breaks the hold.  Jennings, then, rolled over and locks on the Snapper while dragging Perfect Man away from the ropes.  Jennings grapevines the hold to make sure Perfect Man doesn't go anywhere.  Suddenly, a light lit up for Perfect Man.  Perfect Man leans slightly over on his left side.  Perfect Man tells Jennings to look over yonder.  Jennings looked over and Perfect Man lifts his free leg and crushed Jennings's groin to break the hold.  While Jennings is squealing in pain, Perfect Man gets himself ready for the Perfect Cannon.  While Jennings is still rolling around squealing, MB Callahan came out and Perfect Man took noticed.  Perfect Man grabbed Crazy Mike to the corner and Callahan came into the ring.  Callahan hits the Pounce on Jennings and quickly left the ring.  Perfect Man has released Crazy Mike from his grasp and tidied Crazy Mike up.  Perfect Man hits the Perfect Driver followed by an Impeccable Moonsault to win the match.  



After the match, Jennings grabbed the mic.

Jennings: Callahan!!!  Hope you're happy now.  You want a piece of me so bad?  I'll give you a chance!  BUT, you have to go through one match first!  You will face Master Bubu...Hangman...Skeleton...and Fergus in a four-on-one Gauntlet match!  If you manage to win, you will have your well sought out one-on-one time with me!  You will rue the day, Callahan!  Rue it!

Callahan:  Well, let the rue for you begin, BITCH!!!

FSW 18: Heat Wave
Summers
1. FSW Rising Title:  Super Olive Machine def. Hangman (3:56) with a Four Hundred Fifty Degree Splash.  
2. Skeleton def. Junior (7:34) with a Powerbomb to Hell.
3. MB Callahan def. Master Bubu (5:20) with the Whirley Bird.
4. Fergus O'Flannery def. Jay Chung (10:35) with the Ginger Curse.
5. Perfect Man def. Mr. Jennings (16:03) with the Impeccable Moonsault.

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Ness: Ryan IQ, the show is about to start, why don't you just spill the beans. I heard you had some offer for me. I find is hilarious that you think I would take you up on any offer you have though.

Ryan IQ: Oh it's not just my offer. Franky, why don't you tell him what you are willing to offer him.

Franky: As much as I hate you Ness....Ninten....if you comply you can finally get to Ninten.

Ness: What?!  What are you offering exactly? A match with my brother? A chance to speak with him one on one?

Franky: Why not both?

Ness: .....What do you want from me?

Ryan IQ: It's simple really. We have a big PPV coming up down here. I want Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting....."occupied" for the PPV.

Ness: What does this have to do with me?

Ryan IQ: You have a match coming up with Trevor as part of the The Ultimate EBW. I want YOU to lay down a challenge for a "special" match at the PPV called "The Heat Wave". Hell, we'll even make it for the Royal Crown Championship if he survives tonight. What do you say?

Ness: You are offering so much to someone you hate. You obviously have something planned.

Ryan IQ: That's MY business. The real question is: What is more important to you? Whatever I am planning or finally getting closure with your brother?

Ness: .....What kind of match do you have in mind?

Ryan IQ: Something special and brand new, it's called....wait...get that camera out of here now!  



As Summer draws to a close, EBW is firing things up with The Heat Wave tour! The promotion has invaded the city of Summers for some big shows on the beach leading up to The Heat Wave Pay Per View. With Ryan IQ still at the helm, EBW promised to bring some big matches, but of course some of the bigger matches seemed poised to favor his Greed stable. Beach goers and EBW fans alike packed the sandy beach to watch a thrilling X-cite.

The hot summer matches kicked off with the two CXJ Championship Semi-Finals. A presentation was made first with the  four remaining wrestlers in the tournament. Hotlanta, Lukie, Rey Dorado, and Picky Minch stood in the ring as the CXJ Championship was presented.



First up, we had Hotlanta and Rey Dorado mix it up in a classic similar to their older match ups. Generator is an old rival of Rey, so he must have given Hot pointers in the way he had him scouted. Both were well versed in high flying and technical styles, with Rey being more of a lucha expert. He was in control most of the match with his style, but Hotlanta turned it around and introduced a new move called the Ignition Facebuster to seal the deal and score the win. Hotlanta is moving onto the finals.

Next up, former champion Picky Minch collided with Lukie in a first time matchup. Picky was more determined then ever to reclaim the title. He even recalled the Bushido Crusade to the back for a straight up one-on-one match. Lukie had no trouble cheating though, and used dirty tricks to take control and kicked away at Picky's knees before tackling him to the ground for ground and pound. Picky had better ground skills and escaped before clinching in a arm triangle. Lukie panicked and clawed his way to the ropes. Picky grabbed him up to hit the German, but Lukie escaped and low blowed Picky when the ref wasn't looking before hitting the 3 Point Tackle and pinning him for the win. It looks like we'll be seeing Hotlanta take on Lukie in a first ever match to see who will become the new CXJ Champion.

In match #3 we saw Breakthrough Generation unite in full force to take on Noah Enterprises of FSW. This was a long and competitive match. Of course Jennings busted out the dirty tricks, but Amigo and company had them scouted. BG had the team combos and experience to win this one, and Amigo grabbed another big win after submitting Jennings with the Rolling Olympic Hell.



The Heat Wave was building up as we headed into the next match, where rising rookie and fan favorite #10 ranked Randy no Kachi went one-on-one with #9 ranked Dynamic Dougie of The Prevention. Dougie holds one of those rare pinfall wins over Randy, so he walked into this match feeling cocky. That cocky smirk was wiped away when Randy delivered a swift kick to the face and took him to the ground fast. Randy had Dougie on the ropes for most of the match. Fruit Inc. tried to get involved, but Jay and Junior of FSW creepily popped out of the water and kept them at bay. Dougie hit Randy with a hard elbow and back away to try a Dynamic Kick, but Randy evaded it and hit the No Kachi Cutter before quickly rolling him up for the pin. Dougie kicked out right at 3 and went nuts when the ref wouldn't turn over the decision. Randy hid behind him and hit another No Kachi Cutter as he celebrated. Randy no Kachi now finds himself at the #9 spot.



The fans really got fired up for the next match, as the sound of choppers revving lead to The Unbreakables hitting the ring. Swift, Kinniku Mike, and Dave Larmore tangled once again Captain Strong and Fruit Inc. of The Prevention. With the fans on their side The Unbreakables dominated. Strong and his boys had to do anything they could to escape pins and avoid Swift's pounce. The team proved they didn't need Swift to win the match though, as Larmore finished off Orange Kid with the Hardcore Hangover followed by the pin. Captain Strong was livid as his team took another big loss. As he shouted at Fruit Inc. he found himself the victim of a Release Dragon Suplex by Kinniku Mike.



The double main events were up next. The fans went crazy as Global World Champion Tack Angel made his way down to the ring to yet again act as a special enforcer. Tack didn't look too happy though. He didn't want any part of having to deal with Troy while he recovered from his broken ankle. He almost fell, but he was quickly joined by Tracy who helped him into the ring and stood by his side for the match. w00t walked out first, but he was quickly blindsided by Troy who booted him in the back of the head. w00t rolled all the way down the ramp. As he tried to get up he narrowly evaded a punt kick to the side of the steps. Troy dominated as he tossed w00t into the ring and stomped him into the corner. His offense was nothing fancy, just an old fashioned beating. Finally w00t was able to climb to his feet and he started landing hard shots to Troy's jaw before running the ropes to comeback with a dropkick to the knees. With the big man down, w00t shot behind him to sink in a choke, but Troy was able to stand up with w00t on his back and simply fell backwards to crush him. w00t's shoulder's were on the mat and he was almost pinned right there, but barely managed to escape. w00t fought to his feet first and tried to land a bulldog, but Troy picked him up and threw him into the corner. Troy rushed with the elbow, but w00t ducked him and rolled him up for a 2. Troy popped to his feet and hit some hard shots before picking w00t up and placing his legs on the second rope to hit a Rope Hung DDT. Troy placed his foot on w00t for the pin, but somehow w00t managed to stick his foot on the ropes. Troy was pissed off now, and stood back to hit his Punt Kick, but w00t jumped up at the last second to drop Troy with the WKO! Troy kicked out a 2 again and shot straight up, pushing w00t out of the ring. Outside of the ring Ryan IQ stomped on w00t and clocked him with a foreign object before rolling him back into the ring. Troy got into the face of Tack Angel, who stood his ground and told Troy to step back or he would lose the match. He turned as w00t attempted a WKO, but stopped him and turned it into an Overdrive before scoring the pin. After the match he demanded that Tack raise his hand in victory, which he hesitantly did. As Troy jumped out of the ring, he stopped to look over at Tracy. Without giving it a second thought he quickly scooped her up and covered her mouth with his hand. Tack limped out of the ring as soon as he could and chased Troy up the ramp. Troy smirked and told Tack to come and get him as he dragged Tracy away on the beach.



The chaos grew in the main event as Trevor Mach battled Akinan with his Royal Crown Championship on the line. This Unbreakables vs. Greed warfare was escalated as Ryan IQ, Little Mac, and Lukie tried to stroll down to the ring. They were suddenly cut off by The Unbreakables on their choppers and run off. Dave Larmore stayed at ring side to keep an eye on things. This first time battle between Trevor and Akinan was brutal to say the least. Akinan got the first shot in with a stuff punch to the mouth. Trevor spit out blood before countering with a shot of his own. They exchanged punches until Trevor challenged Akinan to a test of strength. Akinan complied and put his hands up, but Trevor decided to play dirty and kicked Akinan in the gut before running the ropes and flooring him with a flying knee. Trevor went in for the ground and pound, but Akinan pushed him right off. Akinan got to his feet and whipped Trevor hard into the ring ropes before trying a roll up which Mr. Machismo kicked out of. Akinan picked Trevor up to hit a ring shaking neckbreaker. Trevor once again barely kicked out. Trevor fought back with a few elbows before bouncing off the ropes and taking Akinan down to the mat with a Crossbody. Akinan once again threw him off. Several minutes later Akinan had Trevor against the ropes slapping him hard in the chest. Trevor started slapping back and forced Akinan in the center of the ring. Akinan backed away to come off the ropes and came back with a lariat that Trevor rolled into an arm bar. Akinan went into panic mode and fought to reach the ropes. Trevor let the hold off, but quickly got behind Akinan and dropped him with a Shin Trevorplex! Pin for the 1-2-3! Trevor Mach won the match and retained the Royal Crown Championship. Akinan was angry as he left the ring and clocked the ref for good measure. As Trevor celebrated the win with Lady M's, the theme of Ness started to play. Both Trevor and Ness grabbed mics.

Trevor Mach: Well heya Nesster! We were just celebrating my awesome win just now. Did you come to celebrate with me or is there something I can do for you?

Ness: Yeah...you can do something for me....fight me....fight me at The Heat Wave PPV.

Trevor Mach: That's a bit earlier then our scheduled match ain't it? What's the rush, excited to get kneed in the head buddy?

Ness: Don't! No jokes Trevor! This is ....important to me! I have made a deal with Ryan IQ and Franky. They made me an offer I can't refuse. So, if you don't accept my challenge....I'm gonna knock your teeth out right here.....right now.

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Relax Ness! If you want to fight I'm always ready! I don't know what kind of deal you made, but I know you well enough to know it must be important. No member of The Unbreakables turns down a fight, we kick ass and raise hell. I'm not going to change things up now. Another Trevor versus Ness epic encounter sounds awesome to me. I think the fans want it too. Let's do the damn thing! You're on my friend!

Ryan IQ: Wonderful! That is just what I was hoping to hear! That kind of big name match....two renegade enemies of EBW killing each other....it's going to be very profitable. This isn't just going to be another match. I've been speaking to a Mr. Vusso lately, and he gave me a great idea for a match. You two...will start in a roofed cage with a ladder. That ladder will lead to a hole to the top of the cage. The top of that cage will have yet another ladder that will lead to your Royal Crown Championship! I figure since Trevor just stepped through Hell that he would now go through...."Heaven". I dub this the Tower of Heaven match. Trevor versus Ness....that will bring in the big bucks. Hey, you might think I'm greedy, but you know what they say. "Greed......is Good."

The show ended with Trevor and Ness sharing staredown as Ryan IQ laughed on the stage.



At least it would have ended there but...



Tack Angel: TROY! LET HER GO RIGHT NOW!

Troy: Why should I? I have the power Tack. I have the absolute power over you. You're afraid of me. You're afraid of what I can do to you....and what I will do to Tracy if.
...

Tack Angel: IF?

Troy: If you don't give me what I want.

Tack Angel: WHAT DO YOU WANT TROY?!

Troy: You....the Global World Championship....at The Heat Wave Pay Per View.

Tack Angel: TROY! YOU WANT ME?! YOU GOT ME! JUST LET HER GO NOW! I would never back away from a challenge, but I thought you had some sense of honor. It's apparent to me that you're a psychotic monster! Yes, I will fight you and I will take you down you BASTARD! NOW LET HER GO!

Troy: Sure...go get her.

Troy then tossed Tracy into the ocean and walked off as Tack Angel dove in to save her. It appears that we'll see Tack Angel defend his title against TV Champion Troy at The Heat Wave.

Tack Angel: You've crossed the line Troy....just remember....payback's are a bitch!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Summers

1. CXJ Championship Semi-Final
Hotlanta beat Rey Dorado[P+P] (10:05) with the Ignition Facebuster.
2. CXJ Championship Semi-Final
Lukie beat Picky Minch (6:24) with the 3-Point Tackle.
3. 8-Man Tag Team Match
Amigo/Maurice/Moz/Lucas beat Mr. Jennings[FSW]/Fergus[FSW]/Hangman[FSW]/Master Bubu[FSW] (14:18) when Amigo submitted Jennings with the Rolling Olympic Hell.
4. Heavyweight Ranking Match: #9 Spot
Randy no Kachi beat Dynamic Dougie (8:44) with the No Kachi Cutter.
5. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Swift/Kinniku Mike/Dave Larmore beat Captain Strong/Orange Kid/Apple Kid (8:09) when Larmore hit the Hardcore Hangover on Orange Kid.
6. EBW Television Championship Match Special Guest Enforcer: Tack Angel
Troy(c) beat w00t (7:31) with the Overdrive.
7. EBW Royal Crown Championship Match
Trevor Mach(c) beat Akinan (10:03) with the Neo Trevorplex! Pin.

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X-perience and The Heat Wave cards revealed!

The Heat Wave Tour really picks up when X-perience lights up the beaches of Summers.  Hotlanta will team with Generator and Rey Dorado to face Lukie, Shadow, and Hoodlum in the opener. Who will get the upper hand before the CXJ Championship match? The recharged veteran or the crafty Alpha Beta? Match 2 and 3 will feature Lovekick battling CXJ Tag Champs Sons of Bushido in singles matches before their anticipated title match. Swift of The Unbreakables will hold another open challenge as his 23-0 winning streak continues. Who will try to break that streak? A big match has been set up for the next PPV, as Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and Ness are going to clash once again in the first ever Tower of Heaven match. Before that match they will meet in a 6-man tag as Trevor teams with w00t and Larmore to take on Ness, Jeff Andonuts, and FSW's Poo. Greed's Little Mac and Akinan will attempt to make the first defense of their tag title when they take on SinDOS and Fruit Inc. in a 3-Team match. This is an odd grouping of teams as they all pledge allegiance to The Administration. In the main event Troy will once again defend his Television Title in a four way match with Amigo, Maurice, and Kinniku Mike. That's right, it's a NEW Generation/SURGE reunion as the three will all have to give everything they have to stop Troy, who has vocally called this a "warm up match" for his title match with Tack Angel. Speaking of Tack Angel, we will also hear from The Global World Champion and find out if he is in any shape for the upcoming title match. It's shaping up to be a hot night on the Summers beach!

EBW: X-perience on
Summers

1. 6-Man CXJ Tag Team Match
Hotlanta/Generator/Rey Dorado[P+P] vs. Lukie/Shadow/Hoodlum[P+P]
2. Special CXJ Singles Match
Sal Paradise vs. Given
3. Special CXJ Singles Match
Jamie OD vs. Taken
4. Swift Unbreakable Open Challenge
Swift vs. ?
5. Special 6-Man Tag Team Match
Trevor Mach/w00t/Dave Larmore vs. Ness/Jeff Andonuts/Poo[FSW]
6. EBW Tag Team Championship 3-Team Match
Little Mac(c)/Akinan(c) vs. Avion/Metrion vs. Orange Kid/Apple Kid
7. EBW Television Championship 4-Way
Troy(c) vs. Amigo vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice



Then it's time for the big event! EBW will be presenting a huge PAY PER VIEW right on the beaches of Summers! The last time EBW had a PPV in Summers it was Victory Explosion 4, so expect a great show to try and top it. 5 matches have already been announced, four of them title matches. Sons of Bushido will once again collide with Lovekick Connection with the CXJ Tag Titles on the line. The Lukie and Hotlanta will face off for the first time, with the winner becoming the new CXJ Champion. Captain Strong will have a one-on-one encounter with another former student when he meets The Unbreakables Kinniku Mike. Trevor Mach and Ness will meet once again in the first ever Tower of Heaven match for the Royal Crown Championship. In the main event, the unstoppable force known as TV Champion Troy takes on the immovable object, Global World Champion Tack Angel. Can the champion overcome his biggest challenge? We'll find out when The Heat Wave reaches a boiling point on Pay Per View.

EBW: The Heat Wave
Summers
PPV

1. CXJ Tag Team Championship Match
Given(c)/Taken(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
2. CXJ Championship Decision Match
Lukie vs. Hotlanta
3. Special Singles Match
Captain Strong vs. Kinniku Mike
4. EBW Royal Crown Championship Tower of Heaven Match
Trevor Mach(c) vs. Ness
5. Global World Championship
Tack Angel(c) vs. Troy

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Manu Kalani: Now this is what I've been waiting for brah! Hanging out on the beach, catching some waves!

Sal Paradise: Uh....shouldn't we be....uh...training?

Jamie OD: I'm still trying to find out if The Unbreakables are going to drag us from the back of their motorcycles.

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: HA! Relax brothers! This is a Summers beach party Unbreakables style. We're going to randomly shoot guns into the ocean later and play volleyball with a grenade.

Sal Paradise: Awesome...wait what?

Swift: Alright Plain! IT'S TIME FOR SOME SWIFTY BBQ POOOOOOOWEEEEERRRRR!!!! How would you like your burger?

Mr. Plain: ....Plain.

w00t: Oh come on Swift, you had to have seen that coming.

Lady M's: The rookies are ready. They passed the Generalissimo M's test.

Trevor Mach: They are going to need therapy for a loooooong time. HAHAHA! BOOSH!



Tack Angel: DAMN IT NESS! I don't want to hear it right now! You're the coach of this show that's fine! You don't need me! I have something I have to do!

Ness: Hey, I'm not gonna stop you buddy. Believe me, I'd like to get a shot at Troy myself after what he did to Tracy. I understand if you've got something to do you'll do what it takes, but I'm not sure what you're gonna do with that cast on your leg.

Tack Angel: ....Let's get his bastard off now.

Ness: Well I don't know if I could....

Tack Angel: I SAID NOW!

Ness: AH!

Hashim Al-Singh: Tack is a raging maniac....he would have made a better head coach.

Ness: HEY!

Stephen Collins: OMG! IT'S MY IDOL TACK ANGEL! HEY TACK, IT'S ME STEPHEN COLLINS! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN REMEMBER?! I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE TACKNATION! THIS IS SO AWESOME. I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO ASK Y.....

Tack Angel: GET....THE...F***.....OUT....OF MY WAY.

Stephen Collins: Wha....what has happened to Tack? My hero? My dreams are broken....I have to go home and blog about this.

Ness: He's just ticked cause of what Troy has been doing.

Hashim Al-Singh: Yeah....stop being a little bitch.

Stephen Collins: Oh...I knew it! I'LL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOU TACK!



Trevor Mach: What the hell is up mother fu.....huh...what is going down in here?

Ness: I just helped Tack rip his cast off.

Trevor Mach: Oh....were you supposed to?

Tack Angel: I don't care. I've got work to do. I'm leaving the show Ness. Troy wants the attention of the Global World Champion? He's got it.

Trevor Mach: GO GET HIM TACKWELL! Wow.....Tack is pissed.

Ness: I know right!

Trevor Mach: So....ready to get your ass kicked?

Ness: Not now Trev! I don't want to get into this.

Trevor Mach: Hey, like I said before, if you need to fight then we'll fight. This Tower of Heaven match sounds a bit like overkill, but that's just the way I like it!  OVERKILL BABY!

Ness: *sigh* We'll do what we've got to do I guess. So here is the plan for the finale of the show. The TUE rookies are going to get some promo time at the Heat Wave HQ, then they will compete in two matches, finally the two finalists will get their match at The Heat Wave PPV. Sound good?

Trevor Mach: Sounds like a plan Jackie Chan!

Ness: Why did you call me that?

Trevor Mach: I don't know....it rhymed.  



Jamie OD: OI! Are you EBW fans ready to feel The Heat Wave?!

Sal Paradise: You're going to get it on Pay Per View.....and a couple lucky ladies will get it in our hotel rooms later tonight....but that's now the point!

Jamie OD: The Ultimate EBW is coming to a close once again, and we've got four worthy wrestlers ready to join us on the main roster. Let's hear from our wrestlers on Team Machismo. The surfer dude Manu Kalani, and the master of optimal standards....Mr. Plain!

Manu Kalani: Hey man! You guys want to see Manu win this thing?! I love hitting the waves, so I am right at home here. I am going to win this thing with the Wave Crasher Splash, and the Big Kahuna will make his way to the top of EBW!

Mr. Plain: I am ready for my match. I will wrestle my opponent with moves like the suplex, the armbar, the heel hook, and finally....the pin.



Jeff Andonuts: Uh...I have been informed by my team that if I do not deliver this message they will "destroy" me. They would like you to know that they plan on total domination, and if one of them loses then they will not take the offered EBW spot. Failure is not an option. There I said it...now time to get back to my SCIENCE!

The time had finally come for the TUE rookies to duke it out and see who would have a date with destiny at The Heat Wave. The ordinary and generic Mr. Plain had a rematch with Jun Toyota in the first match. Jun Toyota let Plain have it with a combination of strong strikes and some high flying offense, but this time Plain's basic persistence paid off, as Toyota gassed out and Plain used the Takedown to  put Jun on the mat followed by the pin. The offense was so basic it caught Toyota off guard and he lost the match. Mr. Plain avenged his loss and would now be going to the TUE Final match at The Heat Wave. Jun Toyota was so distraught that he grabbed a chair and attempted Seppuku. In the second match we saw a more competitive contest between Manu Kalani and Hashim-Al Singh. Kalani went high risk while Hashim used takedowns and submission based offense. Manu attempted his Wave Crasher Splash late in the match, but Hashim caught him and dropped him with a powerslam. With Manu on the ground, Hashim followed it up with a Camel Clutch. As he tried to make Manu humble the 15 minute time limit was reached and for the first time in TUE we had a draw. The coaches were befuddled by the situation, and eventually came to the decision that at The Heat Wave we would see a 3-Way Dance between Mr. Plain, Manu Kalani, and Hashim Al-Singh to determine the TUE 4 Winner.



1. TUE Semi Final Match
Mr Plain(Team Machismo) beat Jun Toyota(Team Ness) (4:23) with The Pin.
2. TUE Semi Final Match
Manu Kalani(Team Machismo) vs. Hashim Al-Singh(Team Ness) (15:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.

We were now to the big two main events. The matches the fans were dying to see. Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and Ness would collide once again, but his time it would be for Trevor's Royal Crown Championship, and the match would be the first ever Tower of Heaven Match. As Ness and Trevor Mach stared each other down, the cage was quickly set up around them. One ladder was set in the cage while the other was set on top. The fans cheered in anticipation on the upcoming bout. The match that followed really showed the evolution of these two fighters and their distinct styles that set them apart. They also showed they were able to adapt to this new match. They both eyed the ladder, but rushed each other instead and attacked with fast, hard hitting moves. It was back and forth encounter for a very long time. As Ness heard the crowd cheer Trevor he started to get visibly angry at his opponent, but they would then shift to cheering for Ness and Trevor would laugh hysterically and shoot Ness to the mat for ground and pound. Ness escaped and caught Trevor in an ankle lock. He had The Unbreakable leader in pain, but Trevor managed to make it to the ropes. He climbed to his feet and despite a slight limp managed to floor Ness with a flying knee. He tried to climb up the ladder, but Ness got up quickly and pulled him down. It would not be that easy for Trevor Mach. Ness  went with an armdrag on Trevor. The Royal Crown Champion escaped and shot Ness to the mat once again. He tried to catch him in an armbar, but Ness managed to get to the ropes before he could lock it in and climbed up. This clash of styles made for a great fight and neither man was willing go down. Mid match Ness got the advantage and hit a European Uppercut. This stunned Trevor long enough for the EBW OG to hit his PSI Rockin! Trevor too stopped Ness from climbing the ladder, but he was now bleeding. The blood made its way to Trevor's eyes which blinded him enough for Ness to attempt another PSI Rockin! Trevor had the move scouted however, and he played possum until suddenly unleashing a headbutt that forced Ness to stumble back. This dazed Ness long enough for Trevor to pick him up the ladder and floor him with it! Ness exploded to his feet and threw every punch and kick he could at Mach and forced the ladder back into his face. Trevor took a beating at this point, allowing Ness to hit his PSI Rockin once again! Ness went for the ladder again, but Trevor grabbed him by the ankle to stop him. Ness looked frustrated and picked up Trevor in an attempt to get a Thunder Brainbuster in, but Trevor countered with the Shin Trevorplex! Trevor now showed signs of frustration, but also seemed to be enjoying the epic clash of wrestling titans. From there it would be more back and forth fighting, as Trevor had an explosion of his own. The crowd continued to grow louder and cheer for both fighters as they continued to brawl and attempt to climb on top of the cage. Eventually Ness was the first man on top of the cage, but Mach was right behind him. On top of the cage, Trevor headbutted the Ness again, which almost forced him to fall off the side of the cage. Ness did not buckle though, and they stood on the cage shoving their skulls into each other trying to force the other man to falter. Trevor broke the stalemate by kicking Ness in his his sides until he was down on his knees, and finally got the chance to hit the Macha Ye! Ness quickly knocked the ladder over as he fell to stop Trevor from climbing. Trevor jumped around the ring laughing as Ness struggled to his knees. Trevor begged Ness to get back up and prepared to hit another Macha Ye. He went running at Ness only for the EBW Original to jump up, grab him by the throat, and actually chokeslammed him. Ness buckled from the move and both fighters were down and the cage roof was starting to look weak. They both struggled to be the first man up. The fans were roaring with cheers and urging them to fight on. They got to their knees and ground their foreheads against each other and hit back and forth with bloody slaps. They finally got back to their feet and shared a long staredown before they finally went to the ladder to fight over it. Trevor finally pushed Ness and the ladder back. Ness had the ladder now, but he would soon regret it as Trevor let loose a Macha Ye to him through the ladder. As he struggled to climb back to his feet he caught sight of his brother Ninten standing at the entrance. He quickly turned back to Trevor and followed him up the ladder. They traded punches back and forth, but Trevor managed to let loose one more headbutt that sent Ness back to the cage roof. Trevor then grabbed the Royal Crown Championship to win the match and defend his title once again. After the match Trevor helped Ness to his feet and shook hands with his friend. They both turned to look as Ninten applauded the match and walked away. Ness may have lost a lose match, but the deal now states that Ness will get is chance at Ninten.



Of course it was now time for the big main event match up. A match that would determine the fate of two men and possibly change the course of EBW. Would the Pushpin Seraphim triumph again, or would the Age of Troy begin? We would soon find out as Tack put his Global World Championship on the line against Greed's Alpha Beta Troy. The fans were on fire, and the excitement was just getting started. The Heat Wave was exploding and the fight for the future was about to begin! Global World Champion Tack Angel came out first, swinging with everything he had boxer style. He tried not to kick as much as his leg was obviously hurting him still. Troy was forced against the ropes, but bounced back and and took Tack to the mat with a big boot. Tack got back up and they both ended up back in the center of the ring and shared a staredown. As Tack and Troy stared each other down, the fans cheered, the cheers for Tack grew louder and louder, and he found strength which was obvious as he put all the weight down on his foot and bared the pain. They rushed each other fast and attacked with hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. Troy tried a straight punch to the face, but Tack grabbed his hands and hit a high kick. Troy was dazed enough for Tack to drop him to the mat with an STO and tried to get a quick pin. Troy escaped the early pin attempt. The Alpha Beta stepped it up. After being caught off guard early the dominant bastard returned and he tossed Tack into the corner and ground his elbow into his face hard.  He tried to hit a big elbow, but Tack pushed him away to the ropes and as he bounced back Tack hit a dropkick. He rolled up Troy for another early pin, but Troy kicked out once again with little trouble. Tack then tried to go for the high risk move as he climbed to the top turnbuckle to hit the Rider Kick. Troy evaded the attack and as he was coming down and floored him with a lariat of sorts. 1-2-Kickout! Tack survived the hard hit, and you could tell that he decided to put away the high risk moveset and keep it simple. Troy brought his A-game, and that of course involved his uncanny ability to absorb severe strikes and keep on coming. Troy was beast as he tackled Tack around the ring and tossed him like a rag doll.  Tack fought through it all and you could tell that Troy was getting frustrated. Troy had Tack on the mat and went in for the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick, but Tack evaded, got to his feet, and hit the Standing Shirinai Kai, but Troy could barely be kept down for a 1 count. Tack had used his ultimate finisher, but Troy was still walking tall. Troy grabbed Tack by the throat and forced him down to the mat. With his hand on his throat Troy started punching Tack over and over. The ref tried to stop it, but Troy kept punching to the last second. Tack was in panic mode as he could no over power Troy, but he continued to try and kick him down to size. Tracy cheered from ringside for Tack not to give up. That seemed to get Troy's attention as he turned his attention to her. Tack ran to stop him and that is when Troy turned around and hit him with the big boot. Tack took the bait. As Tack tried to get back up Troy hit him with a Punt Kick. He then backed up as Tack tried to get back up only to hit him with another Punt Kick. Troy then grabbed him by his hair and pulled him up. He stared down the bloody Tack before forcing him back to the mat. The force was so strong that Troy ripped out a large chunk of Tack's hair. He liked that so much that he did again. Still Tack struggled to his feet only to eat a big boot. Troy was shocked to see Tack try to get back up AGAIN! The fans chanted in support, but the shaky Tack barely had anything left. Troy ran in to hit another Punt Kick and placed his foot on Tack's chest as the ref counted.....1.......2.........3! Troy had done what many others could not and dethroned Tack Angel to become the new Global World Champion! Little Mac, Akinan, and Lukie rushed to the ring to celebrate as Troy was awarded the Global World Championship. The insult to injury was not over for Tack as Little Mac pulled out a pair of scissors and continued what Troy had started by trying to scalp Tack until Tracy managed to pull his bloody, unconscious body out of the ring. The Summers crowd had witnessed a Heat Wave....but they were also witnessing a new era. Troy had become the fastest rising wrestler in EBW history, and now with the Global World Championship around his waist the Era of Troy had begun...

 

EBW: The Heat Wave
Summers
PPV

0. TUE 4 Finale 3-Way Match
Hashim Al-Singh beat Mr. Plain and Manu Kalani (5:10) with a Camel Clutch Submission on Manu.
1. 8-Man CXJ Team Match
Generator/Bakayaro/Bolshoi/Rey Dorado[P+P] beat Picky Minch/Bushido Mask/Shadow/Hoodlum[P+P] (8:03) when Generator his the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Bushido Mask.
2. 10-Man Tag Team Match
Amigo/Moz/Maurice/Lucas/Randy no Kachi beat Franky[FSW]/Rude[FSW]/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid/Orange Kid (7:41) when Moz hit the Moz Splash on Orange Kid.
3. CXJ Tag Team Championship Match
Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Given(c)/Taken(c) (9:39) when Sal hit the Control Nekbreakber on Taken to become the NEW CXJ Tag Team Champions!  
4. CXJ Championship Decision Match
Hotlanta beat Lukie (12:31) with the Ignition Facebuster to become the NEW CXJ Champion!
5. Special Tag Team Match
Kinniku Mike/Lady M's beat Captain Strong/Dynamic Dougie (8:49) when Mike hit the Release Dragon Suplex on Captain Strong.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship Match
Little Mac(c)/Akinan(c) beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (6:59) when Akinan hit the Bonebreaker Chokeslam on Shark #1.
7. EBW Royal Crown Championship Tower of Heaven Match
Trevor Mach(c) beat Ness (16:54) by grabbing the Championship.
8. Global World Championship
Troy beat Tack Angel(c) (15:23) with the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick to become the NEW Global World Champion!

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Heat Wave Fallout! The Age of Troy Begins!

Last night we saw a tremendous Pay Per View full of big matches and title changes, but the biggest impact came at the end when Troy defeated Tack Angel to become the new Global World Champion. The wrestling world is buzzing over just who can stand up and face the Alpha Dog. In any case we must also remember the tremendous run that Tack Angel had as champion. His meteoric rise helped take EBW to the next level. So thank you for a great reign Tack Angel. Love it or hate it, the Age of Troy has begun.

Injury Updates! Big news on Executive Committee!

Two injuries came out of the Heat Wave Pay Per View. Former Global World Champion Tack Angel aggravated his ankle injury again and had to get several stitches and staples from the mauling. He was also nearly scalped. Recovery time at this moment is unknown. The other injury was Ryan IQ, who found himself the victim of an attack on The Unbreakables. Ryan IQ took a hard pounce and won't be able to work for at least a couple weeks. With Poochyfud on vacation....I mean also injured this means that Master Lu and Tess of the opposition party actually have the chance to take charge of EBW!



Lu and Tess will try to maintain some control while also allowing the wrestlers more freedom, basically letting the inmates run the asylum. Expect more competitive match ups, less emphasis on "PG" matters, and a new direction for the company for as long as The Poochyfud Administration is absent.

The Unbreakables get a new member!

*Knock Knock*

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: Casa de Ma.....oh....hi.

Lady M's: Who is it?

Trevor Mach: Oh it's just that strange ominous dude in the creepy black armor.....ya know....no big deal.



KARAS: Hello....I hope I am not....interrupting anything.

Trevor Mach: We were....."wrestling".

KARAS: OH! Oh I'm so sorry I will be on my way!

Lady M's: What?! We were playing the Facebook game: Wrestler.

Trevor Mach: It's maddening how addictive that is.

Lady M's: What did you think he was talking about?

KARAS: Nothing....it's not my place. I came here to talk to you Trevor Mach. It's about my sons....about Akatsuki.

Trevor Mach: I'm still sorry that they are locked up for a crime they didn't commit, but what can I do? I mean, I've "bailed" Tali over here out of jail a bunch....you sexy hell raiser you.

Lady M's: Guilty as charged.

Trevor Mach: But...these guys are in maximum security jail!

KARAS: Trevor....Danny..KYO....they are my boys. I can't get into our past too much....but they are on a dangerous course....I need your help to do what I can to put them on the right track. I thought I could help them embrace their dark side....but by doing that I set them up for this somehow.

Trevor Mach: So you really think it was a set up? Ok then.....where do we start?

KARAS: The answer lies with the police that were on the scene. Not only that...but I have acquired some paperwork showing that Poochyfud is currently on "vacation" with his wife....whatever attack he suffered was not nearly as bad as we were lead to believe.  I think it may be SSS related, but that's another story for another time. Find the cops...start there.

Trevor Mach: ....Why the hell not.



Policeman: WHAT?! What do you all want from me?!

Trevor Mach: Ha! Well I came here at first to bail out my Unbreakable brothers from putting the hurt on IQ, but when I found out YOU were here....oh that was just great luck on our part.

Policeman: What did I do?

w00t: Tainted a crime scene perhaps? We're just here for answers. Now, I know these guys aren't what you call Crime Scene Investigation material, but I'm pretty much a genius and Tali over there has a really big hammer. Put those two things together and I think we're going to get the answers we are looking for.

Policeman: Is this about the Akatsuki frame job!? I wanted no part of it I swear!

Trevor Mach: What about the "frame job"?

Policeman: I was told not to say anything!

Trevor Mach: Tali....it's Hammer Time! BOOSH!

Lady M's: Heh....gladly.

Policeman: OK! I will tell you everything! The real truth of it is.....



Danny Leung: Trevor Mach? Lady M's? What are you guys doing here?

Trevor Mach: Hey! Long time no see old buddy! How ya been?

Danny Leung: Well....I'm in prison.

Trevor Mach: Oh.....right.

Lady M's: Danny, we've learned something very interesting about the case against you.

Danny Leung: ...Go on.

Lady M's: It turns out that an Akatsuki member really DID attack Mr. Poochyfud.....BUT.....just one. One jacket left behind.....one set of fingerprints.

Danny Leung: Well it wasn't me!

Trevor Mach: We know.

Danny Leung: That means.....



KARAS: What are you doing....my son?

KYO: Father.

KARAS: Preparing to escape without your brother?

KYO: No.....preparing to get him out of here.

KARAS: Now why is that?

KYO: It's....too late for me.

KARAS: *Sigh* This is my fault. I shouldn't have let you boys go down this path....I thought I could watch over you....protect you. When you took in Danny...I was a proud father...but he has taken to your dark ways....you know we can't have that

KYO: ...I know.

KARAS: I'm sorry KYO....I'm sorry I couldn't help you....but if it helps.....I want you to know that I've always been around.



KYO: Father?

Master Lu: That's right KYO.

Danny Leung: Master Lu? You are KARAS?

Master Lu: Yes....I've always been around boys....always watching you...trying to protect you the best I could. I let you get into this mess, and I'm sorry. KYO, you know what you have to do.

KYO: ...Yes...I'll confess to my crime...and they will let Danny go.

Danny Leung: I don't understand!

Master Lu: Your brother grew frustrated with what Poochyfud was doing to screw you over. He decided to take matters into his own hands. KYO, this is a brave thing you're doing...maybe....it's not too late after all my son.

Danny Leung: But what about me? What am I supposed to do without my brother?

Master Lu: You go back on the path you were meant to take. I've made a deal with a friend....he's going to look after you. Boys, everything is going to be OK.

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Trevor Mach: Alright guys, without further ado, I present the newest member of The Unbreakables!



Johnny: I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NAUGHT.....oh hai Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Oh....oh hai Johnny.....what's up?

Johnny: Lisa said I hit her.

Trevor Mach: Oh....well did you?

Johnny: No, it's not true. Don't even ask. So what's new with you?

Trevor Mach: Um....sorry guys....wrong door.

*SLAM!*

Trevor Mach: The newest member of The Unbreakables is.....



Trevor Mach: DANNY LEUNG!

Danny Leung: Hey guys. I've been very.....anti-social lately....to say the least....but I'm with you guys all the way.

Trevor Mach: Ha! What a funny story Danny. I'm so glad I have you as my new best friend and I love Tali so much.

Danny Leung: Uh...Trevor?

Trevor Mach: I want you to know that if you ever need anything, talk to me I'll help you. Let's go eat HUH?!

Danny Leung: Stop talking like Johnny.

Trevor Mach: You got it.

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Ranking System Upgrade: Complete!

After a month off the Ranking System makes a return with a few changes! EBW's Heavyweight Division will still be a Top 10 Ranking, but so will the CXJ Division. Also, both of the Tag Divisions will be open ended, meaning that every team will be ranked and the rankings may grow if a new team debuts. If that is that case they will appear at the bottom of the rankings. After thorough analysis, the new rankings have been compiled.

Tack Angel becomes the #1 Contender after losing the title to Troy at Heat Wave, but may not get to challenge due to injury. Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting finds himself back at the #2 Ranking after recent wins over w00t and Ness. Randy no Kachi also continues to climb the rankings with his #9 Spot.  Hotlanta is the new CXJ Champion, and after his showing at Heat Wave it looks like Generator is the new #1 Contender. A classic match up may be on the horizon. The Sharks came a hair away from taking the tag belts from Greed, so they find themselves all the way at #1, but a challenge to them may soon come in the form of Moz and Maurice. The powerhouse team of Swift and Kinniku Mike is not far off either. Given and Taken may try to get a quick rematch against the new champs Lovekick Connection, but #2 Ranked Rey Dorado and Bullet, may finally make a move for the CXJ Tag Titles.

EBW Top 10 Heavyweight Rankings

Global World Champion: Troy

1. Tack Angel
2. Trevor Mach -Royal Crown Champion-
3. w00t
4. Ness -FSW Regional Champion-
5. Kinniku Mike
6. Swift
7. Amigo -Television Champion-
8. Akinan -EBW Tag Team Champion-
9. Randy no Kachi
10.Dynamic Dougie

EBW Top 10 CXJ Rankings

EBW CXJ Champion: Hotlanta

1. Generator
2. Lukie
3. Lucas
4. Picky Minch
5. Rey Dorado
6. Shadow
7. Hoodlum
8. Bullet
9. Bolshoi
10.Bakayaro

EBW Tag Team Rankings

EBW Tag Team Champions: Little Mac/Akinan

1. Shark #1/Shark #2
2. Maurice/Moz
3. Swift/Kinniku Mike
4. Avion/Metrion
5. w00t/Dave Larmore
6. Apple Kid/Orange Kid

EBW CXJ Tag Team Rankings

EBW CXJ Tag Team Champions: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD

1. Given/Taken
2. Rey Dorado/Bullet
3. Hotlanta/Generator
4. Bakayaro/Bolshoi
5. Shadow/Hoodlum
6. Grudge/Anguish
7. Picky Minch/Bushido Mask

Troy the Conqueror! New Global World Champion Celebrates!



Greed was all smiles today as they celebrated Troy's title win....well all except for the champ himself. Troy's signature cold stare was ever present during the celebration and press conference, so Greed leader Little Mac to the questions on his behalf.

Reporter #1: What do you think of Troy's impressive victory at The Heat Wave?

Little Mac: You just said it yourself, it was impressive....damn impressive. That Tack Angel....I have to admit he got one over on me once, but the kid was beginning to buy into his hype a little too much. You can't beat Troy. This boy....is a killing machine plain and simple. I expected nothing less of him at the Pay Per View. He is in Greed for a reason. We are the elite...we are the best. We are all about excellence past, present, and very soon.....future.

Reporter #2: What do you mean by that last part?

Little Mac: That's Greed business.

Reporter #3: What do you think of the revelation that KARAS was really Master Lu, a man who is temporarily in control of EBW?

Little Mac: What revelation? I always knew. It's not my problem that my old friend is not father of the year. One more thing, he might THINK he's in control, but look where the belt is....WE have got the stroke....TROY is in control. This all about Troy people, so direct your questions to him.

Reporter #1: What are Troy's plans now that he is the champ?

Little Mac: That one is easy, but I'm going to let Troy answer that.

Troy: I don't have to plan for anything. I don't have to go looking for a challenge. You want to come for me? You want to try to take this belt? Line up! Take a number!

Little Mac: If you even think about challenging Troy.....just look at Tack.....you want to end up like him? Troy will HURT you.....because he's Troy.

Trevor Mach sets up a Title Match! Sets an unlikely target.

EBW.com was on hand as Royal Crown Champion/Intergender Tag Champion Trevor Mach was leaving the temporary office of Master Lu. He apparently went into the office to set up a title match for the Royal Crown Championship against his own cousin Dougie. Dynamic Dougie quickly singed on the dotted line and seemed all smiles about the whole thing....until Trevor left the office and his smile turned into a pissed off grimace.



Trevor Mach: .....

Dynamic Dougie: Uh....thanks again for this opportunity buddy. It's been a while since we...uh....have hung out I know, but I've been busy with my ....uh....stuff. Listen, I hope you know how sorry I am about what I did to Lady M's at The Heat Wave. I mean....I hope this isn't about that.

Trevor Mach: This is entirely about that Dougie. Machs do not hit women...hit ON women sure....but we don't HIT WOMEN!

Dynamic Dougie: AH! Now Trevor, you look pissed, but I'm really REALLY sorry! I had no choice!

Trevor Mach: Oh you're going to be sorry cousin when this match goes down. Maybe next time you'll actually read the contract.

Dynamic Dougie: What do you mean?

Trevor Mach: Master Lu owed me a favor...any kind of match I wanted. Our title match Dougie....is a chain match.

Dynamic Dougie: Oh...uh...so we'll be chained together then? No big deal.

Trevor Mach: No.....no chaining together.....it means I'm going to use a chain to beat the hell out of you!

Dynamic Dougie: AH!

Trevor Mach: I didn't say a word when you decided to run around with your new friends....wasn't my problem, but when you even TRY to hurt MY LADY M'S....THEN...IT BECOMES MY PROBLEM!

Dynamic Dougie: But!

Trevor Mach: I love Tali....I know she is more then capable of handling herself in any situation, but if you try to hurt her, try to hurt her feelings, look at her the wrong way....you're gonna piss me off Dougie. LOOK AT ME! DO I LOOK PISSED!?

Dynamic Dougie: Extremely!

Trevor Mach: YOUR ASS IS MINE YOU GINGER BASTARD! BOOSH!

X-cite Card Revealed!

After the fall out of The Heat Wave, EBW returns to the Expo Center for a show that is sure to continue the wave of momentum. We start off with a match to determine who will hold the #10 Reserve Spot in the Heavyweight Rankings AKA #11 when Dave Larmore takes on Jeff Andonuts. The reason this match is going down is due to the fact that #10 might be put on the shelf....more on that later. The new team of Shadow and Hoodlum will then take on Team Baka-Bolshoi for their #4 Spot in the CXJ Tag Team Rankings. Another big ranking match will take place in the Tag Team Rankings when Maurice and Moz of Breakthrough Generation take on Swift and Kinniku Mike of The Unbreakables. Captain Strong will attempt to finally put a stop to Randy no Kachi when they go one-on-one. The all golden team of CXJ Champion Hotlanta, and CXJ Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection will meet with Bushido Crusade in 6-Man tag action. Then we come to a big title match as Trevor Mach takes on Dougie Mach in a Chain Match with the Royal Crown Championship on the line. In the main event a coalition of teams will come together to take on the all gold Greed team, when FSW Regional Champion Ness, w00t, and TV Champion Amigo take on Global World Champion Troy, and the Tag Team Champions Little Mac and Akinan. All of this and much more, including an announcement from Master Lu regarding EBW's foreseeable future on Monday Nite X-cite!  

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. EBW Heavyweight Ranking Match: #11 (#10 Reserve Spot)
Dave Larmore vs. Jeff Andonuts
2. CXJ Tag Team Ranking Match: #4 Spot
Bakayaro/Bolshoi vs. Shadow/Hoodlum[P+P]
3. Tag Team Ranking Match: #2 Spot
Swift/Kinniku Mike vs. Moz/Maurice
4. Special Singles Match
Randy no Kachi vs. Captain Strong
5. CXJ 6-Man Tag Team Match
Hotlanta/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Picky Minch/Given/Taken
6. Royal Crown Championship Chain Match
Trevor Mach(c) vs. Dynamic Dougie
7. 6-Man Tag Team Match
Ness/w00t/Amigo vs. Troy/Little Mac/Akinan

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Ness meets with Franky

Fresh off a monumental Heat Wave PPV from EBW, FSW Champion, Ness had some words for Franky regarding a certain subject of matter.



Ness:  Alright, we had a deal.  I go through with the match, I get Ninten right?

Franky:  That is correct.  Ninten is all yours.

Ness:  Hmmm..

Franky:  What's wrong?  Feeling suspicious?  Well, don't be.  As a matter of fact, let's do this.

Ness: Do what?

Franky:  FSW is having its 20th show.  A very important show.  Every is set in stone except for an FSW Title match.  So how about this little idea?  Ness against Ninten for the FSW Regional Title.  What ya say to that?

Ness:  If it gets me closer to my brother, then  yes.  I  agree.  

Franky:  Great.  Sounds like a plan.  I'm glad we have come to terms with all this.  

Ness: (Hmmm, I don't know.  Something is fishy.  This seems to be too easy for me to get to him.  Something is up and I don't like it.)

Franky:  What's with the look on your face?  You got your one-on-one time with Ninten.  Its even  in match form.  What more can a brother need?  Its the perfect main event and the perfect place to settle your situation with Ninten.  

Ness: Whatever.  (I still  think something is fishy.)

Ahmad Has Big Plans.

Rude, coming back from Summers after  the EBW PPV, met  up with Ahmad in a not so common place  for Rude, the library.



Rude: You mean to tell me, that I came back all the way from Summers just to meet you in a library?  What the hell is that, Sheik?

Ahmad: First off, I'm am no longer Sheik Ahmad, I am now Professor Ahmad.  I really don't get why I'm called Sheik Ahmad.  I mean really, do I look like a Sheik to you?

Rude: No.

Ahmad:  Exactly.  Secondly, this is seriously important.

Rude:  What is it?

Ahmad:  My calculations tell me that something big is turning up for the future of FSW and its not a good one.

Rude: You told me that one time when the cameras were away.

Ahmad:  But the thing is, its  coming sooner than I originally calculated.

Rude:  So what does that mean?

Ahmad:  It means, we have to act fast and prevent this from happening.  We need to band together with an elite group.  Have you found anybody?  

Rude: Yes, I have found the perfect guys to do this with us.  Yours?

Ahmad:  Found one.  He's more than qualified to aid us in this mission.

Rude: Nice to see things are going well.  Once I finish off Olly Oliver and take the Rising Title, I can't wait to see what's in store.

Ahmad:  Indeed.

Fergus Introduces the Cathedral House of Horrors. 



Fergus:  Me name is Fergus O'Flannery, but you fella, you already know that.  As you can see from this setup, this is the doorway to hell in what we're gonna call the Cathedral House of Horrors.  There are a wide variety of weapons that will guarantee that someone will not make it out of  here the same again.  MB Callahan, you have proven that you are a leech that will never go away.  You are just a favorite from the internet.  People want you to be in EBW so bad and now you're here in FSW.  Ya see laddy, I have been following and employed by Mr. Jennings for many years, but never once have I seen him more focused than he ever was.  You are in a world of trouble Mr. Internet.  Once the boss is focused, there is no running away.  Get ready, Callahan, because you are definitely gonna need it.  FSW 20 will be your final Judgement.

Full Lineup for FSW 20: Judgment 2.

Due to the atmosphere surrounding the event, FSW 20 will be named Judgment 2.  It is also announced that every 10 shows will be named Judgment.  Below is the full lineup of the show which feature many of the matchups that people are dying to see.  Ness and Ninten has been confirmed for the main event and it will indeed be for the FSW Title.  After blindsiding them and on their tails recently, Punkmaster Teck and Dre Money will meet Jay and Junior in the ring.  From what we understand, Jay and Junior will put their Double Trouble Titles on the line against Teck and Dre.  The Prevention invades FSW again looking to take out Poo with Perfect Man, Subculture, and the latest addition to the Foursiders of Team FSW, Monoxide.  Disco Kid looks to impress in the ring some more by teaming with his fellow Stallionaires to face  Master  Bubu, Skeleton, and Hangman of Noah Enterprises.  Olly Oliver and Rude for the FSW Rising Title and MB Callahan against Mr. Jennings are set and ready to go in this huge night for FSW.  

FSW 20: Judgment 2
Fourside Arena

1. Disco Kid, Black Cena, & Katsuflex vs. Master Bubu, Skeleton, & Hangman
2. Toad & Goomba vs. Billy Hill & Rozie
3. Fergus O'Flannery vs. Reverend Lloyd Boner
4. Poo, Perfect Man, Subculture, Monoxide, & Randy no Kachi , vs. Captain Strong , Dynamic Dougie ,  Picky Minch , Apple Kid , & Orange Kid
5. FSW Rising Title: Olly Oliver (c) vs. Rude
6. FSW Double Trouble Titles: Jay Chung & Junior vs. Punkmaster Teck & Dre Money
7. Cathedral House of Horrors - Loser Gets Fired:  MB Callahan vs. Mr. Jennings   
8. FSW Title:  Ness (c) vs. Ninten

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Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE! What is TIME? Is it relative? Is it a concept we have made up? No, it's real. How do I know....cause I built a time machine damn it!



Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: Uh....what's up Jeff?

Jeff Andonuts: Science is up Danny....oh you better believe Science is up!

Dave Larmore: What the f*** is he talking about?

Kinniku Mike: No idea.

Danny Leung: You asked me here for something so what is it?

Jeff Andonuts: indeed I have! I heard about what happened between you and your brother so I devised a scheme to go back in time to find out what really happened that night, to prove the innocence of your brother!

Danny Leung: But....he's not.....he's not innocent.

Jeff Andonuts: But how can we be sure if we don't see it!

Danny Leung: Because......he totally confessed to it.

Jeff Andonuts: Oh....well....WELL...how do we know he was being honest? He might have just said that to protect you!

Danny Leung: Nooooo.....he did it....he would do it again....he does that sort of thing....that's his hobby.

Jeff Andonuts: You're not giving me much to work with here! I invented this damn time machine and I was going to use it to go back and learn what really happened!

Kinniku Mike: Isn't that your Tanooki Removal Device?

Jeff Andonuts: .....It does a lot of things....it makes cappuccino too. BUT...for now it is a TIME MACHINE! Using the power of SCIENCE! I will go back in time to learn the truth!

Danny Leung: Fine...do whatever you want...free country.

Jeff Andonuts: Fine.

Danny Leung: Fine.

Jeff Andonuts: I will!

Danny Leung: Good!

Jeff Andonuts: I'm gonna go!

Danny Leung: I want you to!

Jeff Andonuts: Break the laws of physics by traversing time and space!

Danny Leung: Would you just do it already?!

Jeff Andonuts: ALRIGHT! Time Circuits on! Flux Capacitor fluxing! It's time to GOOOOO!!!

*WOOSH!*

Kinniku Mike: Do you think he actually went back in time?

Danny Leung: I don't really care.

Dave Larmore: Twenty bucks says he's f***ing dead.

Kinniku Mike: That's sick Dave.....I'll take that bet.

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Jeff Andonuts: Alright, I'm really going now! Nothing is going to stop meeee.....

*CLANK!*

Jeff Andonuts: What the flux was that?!



Jeff Andonuts: Well that's something you don't see everyday! Uhoh...I hope our collision hasn't somehow caused a ripple through the space-time continuum. Science only knows what I may have changed! I better go back!



Jeff Andonuts: Uh.....oh.

Danny Leung: Well? Did you figure out anything?

Jeff Andonuts: Uh....not a thing! Damn thing doesn't work.

Danny Leung: But...it disappeared?

Jeff Andonuts: I SAID IT DIDN'T WORK! I definitely did not shake the very foundation of space-time, causing changes to the very core of existence at a subatomic level!

Danny Leung: Oh...whatever.

Chicken Man: Damn! I wanted to see the machine blow up! Guess you owe Mike 50 bucks Dave.

Kinniku Mike: Cha-ching!

Jeff Andonuts: Uh...Chicken Man? Have you always been here?

Chicken Man: Yeah....ever since I got rehired a couple weeks ago.

Jeff Andonuts: Oh....well alright then. Nice hair by the way Mike.

Kinniku Mike: What are you talking about?

Jeff Andonuts: Nothing! Well....I guess the changes aren't SO bad.



The Doctor: What the hell was that?!

Trevor Mach: Ha! I have no idea!

The Doctor: WHAT?! Aww.....not again!

 

EBW: X-tra!

It's time for a new segment for EBW.com called EBW: X-tra. The name was once used for one of EBW's secondary shows, but now it will serve as the title to this online program that will occasionally follow EBW wrestlers out of the ring and in their very homes. EBW cameras were on hand at the Casa de Macho Sexy, for an interesting turn of events.



Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: Hey Tali.....did you get the whipped cream at the grocery store?

Lady M's: I don't know where you got it into your head that I went to the grocery store.

Trevor Mach: Oh.....we should get some whipped cream....you know....for snacks.   

Lady M's: Oh brother.

*BOOM!*

Lady M's: Someone's at the door.

Trevor Mach: You think?!



Jeff Andonuts: TREVOR! You've got to come back with me!

Trevor Mach: Uh...where?

Jeff Andonuts: BACK TO THE FUTURE!

Trevor Mach: I.....no Jeff....I'm not going to do that.

Jeff Andonuts: But it's your kids Trevor! Something's gotta be done about your kids!

Trevor Mach: Pardon?

*BOOM!*

Lady M's: Door again!



Trevor Mach: JEFF?!?

Jeff Andonuts: Sorry you had to see me vaporize my other self! If I hadn't it might have caused a temporal paradox!

Trevor Mach: .....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Jeff Andonuts: That was my other self from the year 2015! He was messing with space time and that can't happen on my watch....that's my job after all.

Trevor Mach: But.....that was you?

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah....but.....future me.

Lady M's: If you just vaporized yourself doesn't that mean in the year 2015 YOU are going to travel back here and get shot by your past self? You totally just doomed yourself to a time loop or a universe ending paradox.

Trevor Mach: Ha ha ha, what a story Tali!

Jeff Andonuts: Oh yeah....didn't think of that....oh well...guess I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. Well I'll leave you to....whatever it is you do....I'm just glad I didn't somehow alter the time line again....that would have been silly.

Trevor Mach: I would be more surprised if that didn't happen more often. HA!

Lady M's: Hey Trev....check out what's on TV.

Trevor Mach: Ooooook.

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Announcer: You are watching NBC, the cheap and worthless shills of the Amabo Presidency. Now here is "To Catch a Predator".



Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen, and this is Dateline: To Catch a Predator. We've got an interesting story on our hands tonight, as we traveled to the town of Fourside to locate and entrap worthless perverts. We used a decoy to lure them in, then I would read off my signature quotes, and the cops would proceed to beat the hell out of them off camera before sending them to jail. We had to use a special decoy for this one, as the perp was....different.



Chris Hansen: Going by the on screen name "Spicy Chicken", this Chicken....Man....thing is actually former EBW Wrestler Chicken Man. It's hard not to tell that. Chicken Man was caught online talking to an underage "female chicken" with the on screen handle "Chicken Nugget Loving Babe". Chicken Man told her dirty things such as "Would like to taste my sweet and sour sauce? You may wanna double dip." What a sick bastard. We lured this sex freak into our set up house and this is what happened.



Chicken Man: Hey babe! I brought my special dipping....hey...who are you.

Chris Hansen: Hello....what are you doing here?

Chicken Man: I was here to meet someone.

Chris Hansen: Oh yeah? An underage girl perhaps?

Chicken Man: What? No, that's a common misconception, because in chicken years we are actually....

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen....why don't you have a seat over there.

Chicken Man: Uhoh....I think you've got the wrong ide....

Chris Hansen: Have a seat....right there....

Chicken Man: Uh.....AHHHHH!!!!!!

Chris Hansen: He's running! We've got a runner!

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Lady M's: Ha! That was hilarious.

Trevor Mach: I was totally going to ask that guy to be in The Unbreakables at one point.....weird.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Lady M's: Trev...

Trevor Mach: Door again I know. I've got it.



Trevor Mach: Well hello Cousin....how are your chain wounds? HA!

Dynamic Dougie: Fine Trevor! That's not why I came here!

Trevor Mach: Did you come for snacks? Because we don't have any whipped cream.

Dynamic Dougie: NO! I came to call your ass out!

Trevor Mach: Oh....well....

Dynamic Dougie: What?

Trevor Mach: Here I am...shoot brosef. What can I do for ya?

Dynamic Dougie: Oh...uh....I am here to let you know that I have hooked up with Alissa Flash!

Trevor Mach: I always thought it was Alyssa Flash?

Dynamic Dougie: Yeah...well you would be wrong! ASS!

Trevor Mach: What's with the hostility?

Dynamic Dougie: You beat me with chains!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but you totally had it coming.

Dynamic Dougie: I'M TIRED OF LIVING UNDER YOUR SHADOW!

Trevor Mach: OK? So....don't. Don't live under my shadow. I'm not stopping you.

Dynamic Dougie: BAH! Like hell you're not! I've been made to look like a fool!

Trevor Mach: You're a Mach....welcome to the club buddy.

Dynamic Dougie: Don't change the subject! I have hooked up with Alissa Flash! Together....we are Dynamic Flash!

Trevor Mach: Awesome...you tap that yet?

Dynamic Dougie: ...Wha....none of your damn business!

Trevor Mach: That's a no.

Dynamic Dougie: We are calling out Macho Sexy! The time is at had for a new Mach to be at the top! DOUGIE MACH!

Trevor Mach: Well I didn't think you were talking about second cousin Clem. So....you're laying down a challenge then?

Dynamic Dougie: Yes!

Trevor Mach: Aight man!

*SLAM!*

Dynamic Dougie: Uh....Trevor? OK....just so you know I guess.....I can tell Alissa I told him....maybe I'll get to 1st base...*sigh* I doubt it.

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Lady M's: Who was that?

Trevor Mach: Dougie. He and Flash have paired up. Wanna rassle em?

Lady M's: Oh I am SO there.

EBW Introduces: Olly Oliver!

After FSW's huge 20th show many things have gone down. Ness finally collided with his brother, a new faction appeared, and a certain wrestler found himself on the outs after losing is title match. That man is Olly Oliver. The former FSW Rising Champion has been on the radar since winning the Team Battle for Team FSW months back. That's why it is no surprise that Olly Oliver was quickly scooped up by EBW!



Olly Oliver was officially inducted into EBW by Tess. He appeared in a way too revealing spandex suit and started talking up how he would bring the virtues of "DOLT-ISM" to EBW. He appears to be taking on a role of motivational speaker and fitness guru....the irony is quite hilarious. Bringing out several new "DOLT Fitness" products, Olly promised to begin his campaign on then next X-perience!

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Hot off the heels of The Heat Wave, EBW is already on its way to a Rumble......Rumble City that is. A Pay Per View that is already promising to be action packed and bloody as hell. A new electricity is in the air with The Administration on leave. Once again EBW is an unpredictable place and anything can happen. You would see that in full force tonight.

Greed's numbers are growing fast. Maurice has found himself back in the elite scene and TUE Winner Hashim Al-Singh has brought his money, power, influence, and title shot to the dangerous stable. They opened in the match in an initiation of sorts against The Unbreakables Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and debuting new member Mr. Plain. Danny was shaking off ring rust while Mr. Plain was keeping it predictably basic. Hashim had no trouble scouting Plain and put the hurt on him. Maurice was hesitant to join his new tag partner in the dirty tactics, but he came in ready of for a fair fight and introduced Mr. Plain to EBW with a KO Punch followed by a pin while Danny Leung was trapped in the Camel Clutch. After the match Maurice took off, but Hashim continued to hold the Clutch. Finally Mr. Plain got to his feet and forced Hashim off with a German Suplex. Hashim rolled out of the ring and told Plain and Leung that this was just the beginning.



Match #2 featured the debut of Manu Kalani, as he attempted to immediately rank in the CXJ standings by taking down Bakayaro. This was a short, but exciting match. The Big Kahuna was able to hang with Bakayaro and even took him down with a Swinging Neckbreaker. He tried to follow it up with the Wave Crasher Splash, but in mid air Bakayaro got to his feet and dropkicked him in an exciting scene. Manu bounced back up and missed a swing which lead to Bakayaro pinning him with the School Boy and protecting his spot. Manu looked impressive, but perhaps it was just a little too soon.



We then went back to the Poochyfud VIP Room, now inhabited by the Greed stable as they celebrated the opening match win.



Little Mac: That is what I'm talking about people! We are the elite and you showed that tonight. Hashim, your career is off to a perfect start being brought up by the best. Maurice, you're looking much more worthy of being apart of our organization. Now you need to walk the walk and the sky is the limit for you big man.

Maurice: .....

Little Mac: We are the best! We've got the power and we've got the stroke! Lu trying to tell me what to do on X-cite....HA! We do what we want when we want. Troy, you're not one to just sit back are you? I think we need to show everyone who is really in charge around here.

Captain Strong: I think we agree of that.

Little Mac: Strong, what brings you here?

Captain Strong: I think we both have the right idea for what to do tonight. Perhaps we coordinate our efforts.

Little Mac: Hmmm.

The next match featured Shadow and Hoodlum continuing to try and show their dominance as a team by rolling over the new CXJ Champion Hotlanta and Generator. The champ wasn't about to let this destructive team take him down, but Generator didn't seem to have his head completely in the game. The #1 Ranked Contender was feeling the lure of the CXJ Title and for once Hot Generation wasn't firing on all cylinders. It was still a competitive match, but Generator's distractions frustrated Hotlanta enough that it opened him up for a Shadow Driver and a pin. Hot Generation argued after the match as Shadow and Hoodlum celebrated their move up in the rankings. Generator apologized for the distraction and Hotlanta hesitantly shook his hand. The lure of the belt and a coming title shot are getting to Mr. High Voltage. Rey Dorado and Bullet will be the next team on the list for Shadow and Hoodlum. Will the union of CXJ bullies prevail again?



We then quickly cut to the back as Little Mac, Lukie, Akinan, Maurice, and Hashim of Greed were ganging up on Moz and Lucas of Breakthrough Generation. Lukie was beating down his CXJ rival Lucas, while Mac was goading Maurice into hitting a tied up Moz in the head with a chair. He hesitated attacking his former tag partner, but ultimately let the chair fly.



Little Mac: This is what happens when you raise your voice at us Amigo. You got our attention....which is something you don't want...so maybe we....decimated what little was left of your pathetic group. We already took the best part out of it. Lu, this is also what happens when you try to tell us what to do. You think you and Tess have the power? I'll show you what happens when Greed crashes the party. Oh by the way Strong....we left it wide open for you...time for you to do your part.

The next match saw the powerhouse Unbreakables team of Kinniku Mike and Swift take on the returning Sharks for the #1 Contender spot. It was old school vs. new school as these two teams put on a classic. The Sharks impressed with their return at The Heat Wave, and they impressed here too with the handling of the raw power of Swift and Mike. As the match progressed, the EBW Tag Team Champions Little Mac and Akinan appeared on the set. They watched their possible future opponents beat the hell out of each other for several minutes before deciding to get involved. Mac sent in Akinan first, who floored Mike and Shark #1 with a double clothesline. Mac rolled into the ring just in time to clock Shark #2 with his KO Punch. As Swift was moving in for the Pounce, Mac smirked and spun around to clock him with a KO Punch of his own. Mac proved his point, as the ref rendered the match a No Contest. Swift and Mike did not stay down for long and chased Mac and Akinan to the back. The Sharks got up a little slower and soaked up the cheers of the fans welcoming them back, but soon they too went after the Greed team.



We then cut to the EBW Parking Lot, as the debuting Olly Oliver was standing by.



Olly Oliver: Hello EBW! Are you feeling it? Are you feeling that energy? I know I am. It feels like success...it feels like DOLT MODE! That's right, I am Olly Oliver, former Rising Champion of Fourside Wrestling. I'm making my EBW debut to present to you a super special offer! Ever wanted to be as awesome as I am? Of course you do! Now you can see the virtues of "DOLT-ISM" by purchasing many of my assorted Dolt Brand fitness products. You'll see them work for you and you'll see them work for me, as I kick ass and take names in EBW! Now all you have to do is...OOF!

Suddenly, the seven members of The Prevention stormed onto the scene. They proceeded to beat Olly Oliver down and trash his set up. Randy no Kachi, another former FSW star appeared to try and help Olly, but SinDOS held him back.



Captain Strong: Welcome to EBW Olly! I'm so sorry your stay with us is going to be so short, but their are limited spots on the card and we're not going to lose one to the likes of you! You FSW rejects are a disease and WE'RE THE CURE!

Randy no Kachi had to quickly help his friend once Prevention left, and head to the ring, as he had the biggest match in his career coming up. Amigo was distraught over what happened earlier to his stablemates, but showed up none the less to defend his Television Title against Randy no Kachi. Amigo made shock waves early in his career as Royal Crown Champion, would Randy no Kachi do the same given the opportunity? The match itself was phenomenal. Two skilled young athletes giving it all they had. A very technical match too, with several holds and counter holds, submissions and near falls. Amigo had the experience, and it was kind of funny to consider him the veteran, but he handled himself like a true ring general. Randy was all heart and managed to kick out of the signature Germans several times. Late in the match Randy found himself trapped in the Rolling Olympic Hell submission. It looked like it would be over soon, but Randy refused to tap. Suddenly, the entire Prevention team stormed the ring and attacked. Another match ended in No Contest and the fans booed loudly as The Prevention beat the hell out of the two great competitors. A bloody Lucas and Moz limped down to the ring to try and help, but Prevention was still in control. Finally, Olly Oliver ran down with chairs and evened the odds. Randy and Olly working together again forced The Prevention out of the ring! Another No Contest, but The Prevention were at least forced back, and Olly Oliver showed he wasn't going anywhere.



It was now time for the main event that promised to be one of the bigger match ups in recent history, but it was also a rematch between the three. Trevor Mach versus Ness versus w00t. Each man had tasted the gold before, but wanted another shot at glory. The winner would become the new #1 contender, and be the first man to face Troy. Trevor ran to the ring as Ness and w00t already started trading blows. When he entered the ring they quickly turned to floor him with a double lariat, but Mr. Machismo ducked the attack and headbutted w00t into the corner. He wasn't going to go easy on his Unbreakable stable mate and neither would w00t. He went for a flying knee, but w00t met him halfway and tackled him. He locked him into a single leg crab, but Ness intervened and bulldogged w00t. The match continued like this for some time, with every move being countered in a constant triangle. Trevor was fighting his injuries as well as the match, but still managed to kick out when w00t dropped him with the WKO. Ness then hit him with Thunder Brainbuster, but w00t broke up the pin before we would find out if Trevor could kick out again. All three men were fan favorites, but a Trevor chant erupted as the Royal Crown Champion struggled to get to his feet. He looked to be bum rushed by both w00t and Ness, but evaded w00t and tossed him out of the ring. Ness came at him next and hit him in the gut before hitting the Trevorplex! Trevor knew from experience this wasn't enough and waited for Ness to get back to his knees. He ran in for the Macha Ye, but w00t intercepted and hit a stunning and well timed WKO. He rolled up Trevor for the pin, but Ness broke it up and hit W00t with the PK Thunder Brainbuster. Just as it seemed like the cycle would keep going the match was interrupted by the Global World Champion Troy, who rushed the ring and cleared it of all three wrestlers. The ref called for the bell and rendered the match a No Contest. The fans booed as yet anther match on the show was rendered a No Contest, Trevor, Ness, and w00t were angry and looked to get into it with Troy, who was not afraid to take them all on at once, but Master Lu's theme played as he finally jumped in.

Master Lu: STOP THIS! Stop it right now! Greed! You have stopped enough matches tonight! These people didn't pay to see No Contests. The viewers didn't watch to see No Contests! I warned you Mac! I warned you not to do this. Troy, you think you're a tough guy getting involved in the same match twice eh? Can't let us get through a damn contender match? Fine...have it your way. First of all Mac....if you don't want to face The Sharks or The Unbreakables...you'll face The Sharks AND The Unbreakables NEXT WEEK on X-cite! Troy....I think I've figured out what I want to do for Rumble City. I'm not going to lock one of these guys in a barbed wire cage with you.....I'm going to lock ALL THREE OF THEM IN THE CAGE WITH YOU! The main event will see Troy take on w00t, Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach, and FSW Regional Champion Ness! You had it coming Greed, and now you're gonna get it!



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team Match
Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice beat Danny Leung/Mr. Plain (4:55) when Maurice hit the KO Punch on Mr. Plain.
2. CXJ Ranking Match: #10 Spot
Bakayaro beat Manu Kalani (3:19) with a School Boy Pin.
3. CXJ Tag Team Ranking Match: #3 Spot
Shadow/Hoodlum beat Hotlanta/Generator (6:33) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Hotlanta.
4. Tag Team Ranking Match: #1 Spot
Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Kinniku Mike/Swift (9:09) ended in a No Contest.
5. EBW Television Championship Match
Amigo(c) vs. Randy no Kachi (8:41) ended in a No Contest.
6. Rumble City #1 Contender 3-Way Match
Ness vs. w00t vs. Trevor Mach (15:39) ended in a No Contest.

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BREAKING NEWS:  FOURSIDE EXPO CENTER DESTROYED!!



This horrifying image was the last scene taken by the Expo Center's overhead camera.  Sometime after X-Perience has ended, a rumble was heard and destruction inside the Expo Center commenced.  It is unknown who caused this heinous demolition.  The ring was brutally destroyed with ropes missing, torn aprons, and gaping cracks on the canvas.  Things are left burning on fire while chairs and tables are left dismantled everywhere.  The big screen was vandalized with words that say: It Has Begun!!  It is unknown so far what it means but it seems that there is an outside source wanting to strike at the EBW crew and administration.  Don Panini addressed via email that it is unsure when or how long repairs will take.  Don Panini states that while the Fourside Expo Center is being recontructed, the EBW crew have no choice but to take there shows elsewhere.  Don Panini named the FSW Arena as a temporary venue until the Expo Center is being repaired.  

We will update you on this story when details become available.

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BREAKING NEWS:  FOURSIDE EXPO CENTER DESTROYED!!



This horrifying image was the last scene taken by the Expo Center's overhead camera.  Sometime after X-Perience has ended, a rumble was heard and destruction inside the Expo Center commenced.  It is unknown who caused this heinous demolition.  The ring was brutally destroyed with ropes missing, torn aprons, and gaping cracks on the canvas.  Things are left burning on fire while chairs and tables are left dismantled everywhere.  The big screen was vandalized with words that say: It Has Begun!!  It is unknown so far what it means but it seems that there is an outside source wanting to strike at the EBW crew and administration.  Don Panini addressed via email that it is unsure when or how long repairs will take.  Don Panini states that while the Fourside Expo Center is being recontructed, the EBW crew have no choice but to take there shows elsewhere.  Don Panini named the FSW Arena as a temporary venue until the Expo Center is being repaired.  

We will update you on this story when details become available.

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BREAKING NEWS:  FOURSIDE EXPO CENTER DESTROYED!!



This horrifying image was the last scene taken by the Expo Center's overhead camera.  Sometime after X-Perience has ended, a rumble was heard and destruction inside the Expo Center commenced.  It is unknown who caused this heinous demolition.  The ring was brutally destroyed with ropes missing, torn aprons, and gaping cracks on the canvas.  Things are left burning on fire while chairs and tables are left dismantled everywhere.  The big screen was vandalized with words that say: It Has Begun!!  It is unknown so far what it means but it seems that there is an outside source wanting to strike at the EBW crew and administration.  Don Panini addressed via email that it is unsure when or how long repairs will take.  Don Panini states that while the Fourside Expo Center is being recontructed, the EBW crew have no choice but to take there shows elsewhere.  Don Panini named the FSW Arena as a temporary venue until the Expo Center is being repaired.  

We will update you on this story when details become available.

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Update on EBW Attack!

EBW is still reeling following an attack on the Fourside Expo Center by unknown forces. The damage wasn't as bad as previously believed however, and repairs should be done in time for a return after the Rumble City Pay Per View. Different stables are trying to get answers for different reasons. The Unbreakables are busting skulls thinking it might be an Administration move, while The Prevention is calling it an act of war from FSW. In any case EBW is will rebound and take revenge, but for the meantime, the countdown to Rumble City will take place in the FSW Arena.

EBW: X-tra - Sal Paradise and Control Neko!

Sal Paradise: Jeez, on a day like this what is awesome Sal Paradise supposed to do? I mean I could go where the ladies are, but do I really want to be mobbed by all the hot chicks? Perhaps I want a day with a little space and privacy.....meh...who am I kidding? Here I come babes!

Protester: YOU!

Sal Paradise: Me?

Protester: Yes....YOU!



Sal Paradise: Can I help you?

Protester: Only if you BRING BACK CONTROL NEKO!

Sal Paradise: What are you talking about? I didn't do anything to Control Neko! I love Control Neko! That was like my favorite show!

Protester: MINE TOO! IT WAS MY LIFE! YOU TOOK IT AWAY!

Sal Paradise: Maybe you're thinking of someone else?

Protester: NO! It was you who cancelled Control Neko after only one season and I WANT JUSTICE!

Sal Paradise: Riiiight.....well....I'm gonna go now. Be sure to watch more EBW!



Sal Paradise: Uhoh...more of them.....are they following me?

Protester #1: There he is! Get him!

Protester #2: BRING BACK CONTROL NEKO!

Protester #3: Break his legs!

Sal Paradise: Huh...yeah....I think I better walk faster......faster....holy hell here comes more....faster......running....running....RUNNING!!!



Sal Paradise: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Angry Mob: BRING IT BACK! BRING IT BACK! BRING IT BACK!

Sal Paradise: I'm a dead man!

Control Neko: Pst! Hey Sal! Over here!

Sal Paradise: Control Neko?

Control Neko: Come here! Hide in this alley!

Sal Paradise: Whew....I think.....*huff puff* I think I lost em.

-Later-



Sal Paradise: Wow, I've got to thank for helping me back there. I thought I was a goner! I have no idea why they were after me.

Control Neko: Yeah...I have no idea either Sal.

Sal Paradise: Uh....what?

Control Neko: Nothing....just glad you're OK.

Sal Paradise: Well thanks again Neko. You're my hero! Thanks for being there for me!

Control Neko: Oh I've always been here for you Sal...the question is....when are you going to start being here for me?

Sal Paradise: Uh...what do you mean?

Control Neko: You know.....you know.

Sal Paradise: ....

-Even Later-

Jamie OD: Sal? Where are ya man? We've got a meet and greet with the fans lined up! Plenty of babes to be had! Oi! Sal Paradise!?

?: I no longer go by that name...

Jamie OD: Sal? Is that you hiding mysteriously in the shadows?

?: I'm not going to hide who I am anymore...I am a hero to the people and a friend to kitties everywhere!

Jamie OD: Uh....kitties?

?: I am......



?: CONTROL SAL!

Jamie OD: What....the....fu.......huh...well...this is something Sal.

Control Sal: Time to show the world this cat's got claws! Meow bitches!

Jamie OD: I would say you've lost your mind....but....you have always loved the pussy.

Control Sal: HISS!

Jamie OD: Well alright....cat man....let's go.

Control Sal: CONTROL SAL!

UPDATE: Prevention Counterattack!

We reported earlier that The Prevention believed that someone in FSW or the FSW promotion itself was responsible for the attack on the Expo Center. We have just received footage of a Prevention "Counter Attack" on the foursiders!



Captain Strong: This is what happens boys....this is what happens when the young guys try to take the spots they don't deserve. This is what happens when you don't respect the elders that paved the way for you. SinDOS figured it out, but you guys....apparently you just won't learn the reasonable way. We have to get physical. Now you know why we're here don't you Jay Chung?

Jay Chung: The Expo Center attack....it....it wasn't us! It wasn't any of the people you just attacked you idiot!

Captain Strong: HA! I never said I thought it was....

X-cite Card Revealed!

EBW makes its temporary home in the FSW Arena for an action packed X-cite leading to Rumble City! The lines are being drawn and the road to the most extreme show of the year is already nearing its end. Global World Champion Troy will bear witness to two of his Rumble City opponents showing what they got while also having a "one-on-one" discussion with FSW Regional Champion Ness. Randy no Kachi will team with EBW's newest FSW recruit Olly Oliver as they put aside old history to fight Fruit Inc. of The Prevention. Next we have two 3-Team Matches, one in the CXJ Division and one in the Heavies. Hotlanta and Lovekick Connection, the all gold team will take on Bushido Crusade and Generator and Team Baka-Bolshoi. Meanwhile, Breakthrough Generation will take on Hashim, Maurice, and Lukie of Greed and Larmore, Leung, and Plain of The Unbreakables. w00t will try to test his limits when he takes on SinDOS in a handicap match while Unbreakables partner and fellow title contender Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting will team with his Intergender Tag Partner Lady M's as they put the straps on the line against Dynamic Flash. In the main event, as per orders of Master Lu, Little Mac and Akinan will put their tag titles on the line against The Sharks AND The Unbreakables team of Swift and Mike. Can The Sharks reclaim old glory? Will Swift and Mike get the straps around their waists? Will Swift's streak remain alive? Find out all of this and of course much more on a new X-cite!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
FSW Arena

1. Tag Team Match
Randy no Kachi/Olly Oliver vs. Apple Kid/Orange Kid
2. 3-Team CXJ Tag Team Match
Hotlanta/Control Sal/Jamie OD vs. Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. Generator/Bolshoi/Bakayaro
3.  3-Team Tag Match
Amigo/Moz/Lucas vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Lukie vs. Danny Leung/Dave Larmore/Mr. Plain
4. Handicap Match
w00t vs. Avion/Metrion
5. EBW Intergender Tag Team Championship Match
Trevor Mach(c)/Lady M's(c) vs. Dynamic Dougie/Alissa Flash
6. 3-Team EBW Tag Team Championship Match
Little Mac(c)/Akinan(c) vs. Swift/Kinniku Mike vs. Shark #1/Shark #2

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EBW Top 50!

A special magazine has been released to newstands everywhere in Eagleland.  This issue is the EBW Top 50 where stars of EBW are ranked to show where they are at the moment.  Fifty names which includes stars from FSW and P+P.  



1. Tack Angel
2. Trevor Mach
3. Ness
4. SWIFT
5. Troy
6. w00t
7. Poo
8. Perfect Man
9. Amigo
10. Randy no Kachi
11. Hotlanta
12. Kinniku Mike
13. Sal Paradise
14. Subculture
15. Dave Larmore
16. Jamie OD
17. Captain Strong
18. Metrion
19. Moz
20. Rude
21. Avion
22. Danny Leung
23. Picky Minch
24. Little Mac
25. MB Callahan
26. Dynamic Dougie
27. Fergus O'Flannery
28. Generator
29. Junior
30. KYO
31. Olly Oliver
32. Jay Chung
33. Akinan
34. Mr. Jennings
35. Given
36. Maurice
37. Lukie
38. Taken
39. Franky
40. Jeff Andonuts
41. Professor Ahmad
42. Lucas
43. Rey Dorado
44. Monoxide
45. Shadow
46. Black Cena
47. Toad
48. Hoodlum
49. Bolshoi
50. Green Destiny

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EBW Top 50!

A special magazine has been released to newstands everywhere in Eagleland.  This issue is the EBW Top 50 where stars of EBW are ranked to show where they are at the moment.  Fifty names which includes stars from FSW and P+P.  



1. Tack Angel
2. Trevor Mach
3. Ness
4. SWIFT
5. Troy
6. w00t
7. Poo
8. Perfect Man
9. Amigo
10. Randy no Kachi
11. Hotlanta
12. Kinniku Mike
13. Sal Paradise
14. Subculture
15. Dave Larmore
16. Jamie OD
17. Captain Strong
18. Metrion
19. Moz
20. Rude
21. Avion
22. Danny Leung
23. Picky Minch
24. Little Mac
25. MB Callahan
26. Dynamic Dougie
27. Fergus O'Flannery
28. Generator
29. Junior
30. KYO
31. Olly Oliver
32. Jay Chung
33. Akinan
34. Mr. Jennings
35. Given
36. Maurice
37. Lukie
38. Taken
39. Franky
40. Jeff Andonuts
41. Professor Ahmad
42. Lucas
43. Rey Dorado
44. Monoxide
45. Shadow
46. Black Cena
47. Toad
48. Hoodlum
49. Bolshoi
50. Green Destiny

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Hater: NYAH! It's our debut here at the FSW Arena, and we were supposed to start the show with a one-on-one talk with Ness and Global World Champion Troy, but that has been interrupted by Ninten! I HATE interruptions! Ninten....why did you attack your brother?!

Ninten: ....

Little Mac: Well...looks like that kid did our job for us.

Hater: NYAH! Little Mac, what do you and the Global World Champion has planned for tonight.

Little Mac: Well....I'm obviously going to defend the tag titles with Akinan, but Troy.....he's not going to rest on his laurels. He's gonna make another shock wave and pick another fight. Why?

Troy: Because.....I'm Troy.

EBW is still reeling from the mysterious trashing of the Expo Center, but that wouldn't slow the momentum on the path to Rumble City. EBW debuted in the FSW Arena tonight for a packed night of matches and two tag title matches serving as the main events! The FSW wrestlers were told to stay out of the building by The Prevention, but that of course didn't stop Ninten, so Prevention was on high alert.

Fruit Inc. had to skip their security shift to face Randy no Kachi and Olly Oliver in the opening tag match of the night. Randy has of course really proven himself in EBW so far, but this would be the debut match for Olly Oliver....or so we thought. As Randy waited for his partner to arrive we suddenly saw him on the dual trons.

Olly Oliver: Hey everyone! Olly Oliver here! I would love nothing more then to return to FSW Arena and bestow the virtues of Dolt-ism on all of you, but alas I have some business ventures to attend to. These Dolt brand products aren't going to sell themselves. Don't worry though Randy, I want Prevention to suffer. That is why I have enlisted the services of a debuting wrestler who is a perfect example of the Dolt System! Now presenting.....Super Santolly Machine!

At this point a man in a blue mask and jacket ran to the ring. Randy raised an eyebrow at him, as he obviously knew he was Olly under another mask, but he shrugged it off and the match kicked off. Randy and Santolly proved to be quite the team. Randy's technical prowess and  Santolly's ridiculously big named moves helped them pull off a win after Randy hit the No Kachi Cutter on Orange Kid.



The next match was the first of two 3-Team Tag Matches. The first one was a CXJ bout, with CXJ Champion Hotlanta, and CXJ Tag Champs Lovekick Connection taking on Generator, Bolshoi, Bakayaro, and Bushido Crusade. These three teams put on a fast, exciting, high flying effort, but the big story was "Control Sal". Sal Paradise was now clad in a cat costume and acting erratically, but still quite competent. The teams of Rey Dorado and Bullet and Shadow and Hoodlum watched from the crowd to see if Sal had really lost it. On the contrary he seemed more energized then before and won the match for his team with a Control Nekbreaker on Bolshoi. A good match, but not enough chances for Hotlanta and Generator to tangle. All in good time though, as a title match looms on the horizon.

 

The next 3-Team Match featured Greed versus Breakthrough Generation and The Unbreakables. Danny and Plain had a grudge with Hashim and Maurice from X-perience as did TV Champion Amigo, Moz, and Lucas.....Larmore just came to kick ass. This was a chaotic brawl with a lot of power moves and nearfalls. Danny lead his team and showed the ring rust was wearing off when he nearly pinned the TV Champ after a high kick. Hashim broke the pin and ever the opportunist, tried to pin Amigo himself. Maurice was hesitant once again to mix it up with his former allies, but had no problem clocking the generic Mr. Plain with a hard right and almost getting the pin. Late in the match Moz was in control of Lukie. He took him to the mat and then went high risk with a Moz Splash. Larmore simply walked up to Moz and pushed him out of the ring before rolling up Lukie for the win. After the match all hell broke loose and security had to break it up.



We then went backstage with Nerma as she stood by with Dynamic Dougie and Alissa Flash.



Nerma: Nerma here with Dougie and Alyssa....

Alissa Flash: It's ALISSA bitch! Now get it right or pay the price!

Dynamic Dougie: I....uh...I would do what she said.

Nerma: *Gulp* Well then....Dougie and Alissa Flash, the team known as Dynamic Flash.

Alissa Flash: For the record Dougie's name is only first in the name! We all know who is in charge of this team!

Dynamic Dougie: But....I thought I was going to be taking YOU to the top with ME?

Alissa Flash: Where the *bleep* did you hear that?

Nerma: Anyways, tonight you two are going against the reigning Intergender Tag Champions Macho Sexy. You both have a history with Macho Sexy, and tonight only one team will survive. What do you plan on doing? What is your strategy?

Alissa Flash: Whatever it takes to drop that bitch Lady M's.....let's go Dougie.

Dynamic Dougie: Oh...well alright then.

The next match was a test for Global World Champion contender w00t, as The Unbreakable star demanded this match to test his skills and show he was ready. W00t's opponents were SinDOS, and they started out the match in complete control. The obvious 2-on-1 advantage helped a great deal as Metrion held onto w00t while Avion let the strikes fly. w00t managed to duck a punch that landed on Metrion and escaped. It turned around at this point as w00t dominated and finished them both off with WKOs before pinning Avion. w00t looked great in this match and the fans have grown to love him as one of the bigger stars in wrestling heel or face. Members of Greed watched on and considered getting involved after the match, but Kinniku Mike and Swift rolled out to put a stop to that. Mac laughed and pointed at them, signaling that they would meet later on in the night.



It was now time for the first of two tag title main events of the night. Intergender Tag Team Champions Macho Sexy would be putting the straps on the line against Dynamic Flash. Trevor and Dougie are on the obvious outs and M's and Flash hate each other more then anything. No love loss between these teams obviously. Trevor and Dougie had to hold their respective partners back and start the match off. Dougie had new found confidence and started the match by slapping Trevor in the face. Mr. Machismo followed up by headbutting his cousin and taking him to the mat. Dougie panicked while Trevor tried to lock in a heel hook. He managed to tag in Alissa which meant that that M's was in too they stood either side of the ring hurling insults at each other. M's started marching towards Flash, but her arch rival tagged Dougie back in. Dougie turned to prepare for Trevor, but M's floored him and hit some ground and pound before tagging in Trevor who REfloored Dougie and also laid into him with ground and pound. Dougie scrambles and grabs the ropes, forcing the ref pulled Trevor off him. Dougie slowly gets up and tags in Alissa Flash. M's demanded to be tagged in and Trevor obliged her. Lady M's and Alissa Flash started at each other in the ring while circling. The two lock up and Alissa Flash pushes M's back into the nearest corner. The ref demands a break, and Alissa Flash gives on. But then slaps M's hard across the face. Lady M's smirks about this too. Alissa Flash backs up and as Lady M's comes foward again, Flash tags back out to Dougie. The angered M's then tags Trevor back in as well. Flash playing the mind games with M's still. Trevor and Dougie both tried a crossbody splash and collided in the center of the ring. On the ground Trevor has the advantage and attempted to lock in a Kimura. Dougie reached frantically for the ropes, and Flash grabbed his hand and helped him reach. Trevor let him and took a swing, but Dougie ducked it and floored Trevor with a facebuster. Trevor slowly climbed to his feet as Dougie back up for a Dynamic Savate Kick, but Trevor dodged and took Dougie to the mat. He trapped Dougie in an Omoplata Crossface, and Flash once again had to assist. It was obvious that Trevor had Dougie's number as far as submission wrestling was concerned, so the Dynamic One tagged Flash back in. Trevor tags M's back in as well. Flash backs off, as M's slowly comes towards her. Flash leaves the ring and M's chases her at ringside. Flash taunts her and unknowingly to M's, Dougie clobbers M's from behind on the outside. Flash high fives Dougie and both begin stomping M's on the outside. The ref warns them for the tactics, as Flash tosses M's back in the ring. Flash now trottles M's with chokehold from the outside, as Dougie still argues with the ref. Flash reenters the ring and stalks M's as she slowly tries to get up. M's finally does and Flash sends her back down with a back suplex. Flash fakes a cover, and then begins choking M's again with a balatant chokehold. The ref stops her again. The ref gets in Flash's face and Dougie gets in the ring. Dougie drags M's quickly to her feet and goes for a piledriver. Trevor finally seen enough and levels Dougie with Macha Ye, breaking the attempt up. Lady M's now slowly crawls to the corner and makes the tag to Trevor. Trevor quickly goes for the cover on the still out Dougie, but Flash pulls the ref out and clobbers him. Trevor sees this and chases Flash on the outside. Flash reenters the ring and Trevor does too. Dougie now nails Trevor in the face with one of the tag belts! Dougie makes the covers as Flash holds the still groggy M's to stop her from getting in. The old ref comes back into the ring and slowly counts 1.....2.....3! Dynamic Flash win the EBW Intergender Tag Team Titles!



The second main event of the night and final match came from the mind of Master Lu, as Little Mac and Troy tested him and he decided to make them pay. The Sharks have made an impressive return to EBW, and Swift and Mike of The Unbreakables have climbed the ranks. A match between these teams was broken up, and now they BOTH get a crack at Greed. The Sharks and Team Unbreakables went straight for Little Mac and Akinan. The big man floored Shark #1 with a big boot, but Mike in turn used all of his power to force Akinan the mat with a thud. Mike then ran back and bounced off the ropes to come back with a splash. Shark #1 rolled out of the way and tagged in Shark #2 while Akinan took the full splash. Shark #2 jumped off the top rope with a Double Ax Handle, but Mike caught him and turned it into a belly-to-belly suplex. The Sharks were having a much harder time getting involved with the powerhouse teams, but their agility and combos kept them in it. Mac kept out for the most part, so this was really a test for Akinan, but the big man has flourished under Mac's direct tutelage. Late in the match both Shark #1 and Shark #2 were kicking down Akinan. That is when Mac got involved and KO Punched Shark #1 out of the ring while Akinan scooped up Shark #2 and tossed him right along side him. The Unbreakables had Greed to themselves as Swift was unleashed. Mac tried to get off a big punch, but Swift was too fast and pounced him hard into the corner. He tried to grab him for the Blackhammer, but Akinan picked him up and hit the Bonebreaker Chokeslam. 1-2-KICKOUT! Swift was not about to let his streak end here. The 25-0 brawler shot back to his feet before Akinan and stomped him repeatedly in the corner. Mac sneaked up behind and hit Swift in the back of the head with a discus elbow. That just seemed to just make Swift angry. The brawler turned around and slammed Mac to the mat. When he turned around Akinan was back to his feet and he hit yet another Bonebreaker Chokeslam. Mike ran at Akinan, but Mac quickly got back up, jumped in the way, and busted Mike in the mouth with his hard punch. With Mike and The Sharks out Akinan went for another pin, but Swift once again kicked out. Little Mac went back out of the ring and seemingly grabbed something from his jacket. He brought Akinan over to the corner and seemingly handed him something. Akinan then tagged in Mac, who picked Swift up and held him ready. Akinan acted like he had a pair of brass knuckles on his fist and went in for the punch, but the ref stopped him. The two bickered and Akinan revealed he didn't have anything. The knuckles were still on Mac's hand and he used them to clock Swift HARD! He threw them out and went for the pin. 1....2.....KICKOUT! Little Mac looked distraught as Swift kicked out once again. Akinan was distracting the ref again, and that is when Global World Champion Troy ran into the ring and quickly hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Swift! That was the moment he was waiting for the whole night. Little Mac rolled up Swift again. 1....2....3!!! Little Mac and Akinan cheated in every way they could to retain the titles and thanks to the Global World Champion, the streak of Swift was over. After the match Troy, Mac, and Akinan put the hurt on Swift and Mike until The Unbreakables rolled out to fight them off. A crazy night in the FSW Arena for EBW, as Greed survived their test by Lu and Troy has once again made shock waves with a Punt Kick heard round the world!



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
FSW Arena

1. Tag Team Match
Randy no Kachi/Super Santolly Machine beat Apple Kid/Orange Kid (5:12) when Randy hit the No Kachi Cutter on Orange Kid.
2. 3-Team CXJ Tag Team Match
Hotlanta/Control Sal/Jamie OD beat Picky Minch/Given/Taken vs. Generator/Bolshoi/Bakayaro (8:46) when Control Sal hit the Control Nekbreaker on Bolshoi.
3.  3-Team Tag Match
Danny Leung/Dave Larmore/Mr. Plain beat Amigo/Moz/Lucas and Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Lukie (9:34) when Larmore pinned Lukie.
4. Handicap Match
w00t beat Avion/Metrion (6:21) with a WKO on Avion.
5. EBW Intergender Tag Team Championship Match
Dynamic Dougie/Alissa Flash beat Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting(c)/Lady M's(c) (10:40) when Dougie rolled up Trevor Mach to become the NEW Intergender Tag Team Champions!
6. 3-Team EBW Tag Team Championship Match
Little Mac(c)/Akinan(c) beat Swift/Kinniku Mike vs. Shark #1/Shark #2 (13:08) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on Swift.

 

It was now time for the big main event everyone was waiting for. The cage was ready and for the first time in EBW history the inmates would be locked in the Asylum for a BADASS RUMBLE! Former Global World Champion Tack Angel limped his way out to the ring. Another injured wrestler making his stand. The fans were really seeing what EBW tenacity is all about tonight. Tack got a hero's welcome into the arena and the "God of Wrestling" got that spark back. He looked ready to take on the world. The first opponent to head into the ring was Akinan. A new wrestler would enter every 90 seconds until the ring was full. When all 15 are in the ring the rules change. The first one to escape the chaos of the Badass Rumble will win it all. Akinan was the fresher man, but Tack had his number and chopped him down with hard kicks. Tack took him to his knees and floored him with a Shining Wizard. Tack was visibly hurting, but the energy of the fans and the desire to climb back to the top superseded that. Akinan was actually overwhelmed by the smaller fighter until Maurice was introduced as entrant #3. They both put the boots to Tack and worked him over for a solid 90 seconds. EBW Television Champion Amigo came in as #4 and evened the odds. He assisted Tack by taking the fight to his arch rival Maurice and pounding him to the mat with German after German after German. Maurice was totally caught off guard. Matters didn't get any better when Moz entered as #5. Amigo and Moz both dominated Maurice while Tack and Akinan continued to butt heads. Dave Larmore came in at #6 as the first Unbreakable entrant. The drunken brawler decided he wanted to pick a fight with everyone in the ring. He attacked them all and really acted as the wild card. Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting was next to increase The Unbreakables presence. Danny was looking good in this match. With everyone busy he picked Greed and Breakthrough Generation apart before trading strikes with Tack Angel. Larmore started punching Danny in the face as well until Danny reminded him that they were on the same team. Hashim Al-Singh came out at the 8th entrant. He was getting a huge opportunity in this match as he already is holding onto a future title opportunity. A win here would give him two. He of course helped Greed turn the tide until Kinniku Mike came out to assist The Unbreakables. Then the action really picked up, as entrant #10 was none other then Swift. Swift rushed into the cage and went pounce crazy on everyone not wearing Unbreakable colors. Tack and Swift turned to face each other and were about to attack before they both got blindsided by Greed members. Entrants #11 and #12 were Randy no Kachi and "Olly Oliver's Dolt-ism Student" Super Santolly Machine. The rookies looked sharp in the ring and full of energy. Either of them could have pulled off the upset, but they were soon countered by Strong and Pokey of The Prevention. These two groups were specifically targeting each other. Strong would stop at nothing to make sure that neither FSW import won this match. It was total chaos in the ring and it was every man for themselves.....until entrant #15 was announced. FSW's Perfect Man came out as a surprise entrant. Every one looked dumbfounded as Perfy gloated on his way to the ring as if he had already won. Once he entered the ring a large portion of the "inmates" turned to him. He grinned and signaled he was ready to fight.....so they all attacked him at once. Everyone except Randy no Kachi stomped the FSW rookie into the mat and left him in a mass on the floor. With Perfy in the match that was all 15 wrestlers. It was now time for Stage 2: The Escape. Immediately everyone got the idea to climb the cage, but for every person climbing the cage there was someone looking to pull them back down. This will be a tricky escape. In the midst of the chaos Swift and Tack Angel were handling themselves the best. They locked eyes from across the ring and collided into once another. Both traded hard kicks. Swift was able to dish out more as Tack was really feeling the effects of his injuries. The fans cheered as they engaged in a test of strength. Swift won the test and tossed Tack into a corner. He went for the pounce, but Tack evaded it and Swift pounced the corner. Tack then grabbed the stumbling Swift and took him down with an STO before trying to escape the cage. Of course plenty of other wrestlers were there to pull him down. The other stories in the match where BG vs. Greed vs. Unbreakables while Prevention tried to keep Randy and Santolly in the ring. Late in the match Tack and Swift finally decided to join forces. They floored everyone in the ring before they both took to different side of the ring and started to climb. They got out of reach so Danny, Moz, and Randy no Kachi began to follow. It was obvious now that it was going to come down to Tack or Swift. The rivals both made it to the top and over, but Tack was falling behind. He found himself with the opportunity to leap off the cage just as he had to win the 3 Stages of Hell match, but he hesitated and in the end, the Brawler Swift planted his feet on the floor 1 second sooner to win the match and instantly propel to the top of the rankings. Swift has always been considered one of the best and one of the strongest in EBW history. Other then one EBW title reign Swift has been out of the title picture....until now. Master Lu came out to hand Swift and contract and he rubbed his forehead over it before letting out a howl of victory. Troy looked on as Swift celebrated the win.



Rumble City
Saturn City Gymnasium #2
PPV

1. CXJ Tag Team Championship: Control Sal(c)/Jamie OD(c) beat Rey Dorado/Bullet, Shadow/Hoodlum, Given/Taken (13:56) when Jamie OD hit the Penalty Kick on Given.
2. CXJ Championship: Hotlanta(c) beat Generator (11:13) with a Top Rope Ignition Facebuster.
3. EBW Intergender Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach/Lady M's beat Dynamic Dougie(c)/Alissa Flash(c)(10:30) when Trevor hit the Macha Ye on Dougie to become the NEW Intergender Tag Champions.
4. No Rules Royal Crown Championship: Dynamic Dougie beat Trevor Mach(c) (8:03) with the Dynamic DDT to become the NEW Royal Crown Champion.
5. Global World Championship Barbed Wire Cage Match: Troy(c) beat Ness, Trevor Mach, and w00t (16:18) with a Barbed Wire Overdrive on Trevor Mach.
6. Badass Rumble: Participants (Order of Entry): 1. Tack Angel 2. Akinan 3. Maurice 4. Amigo 5. Moz 6. Dave Larmore 7. Danny Leung 8. Hashim Al-Singh 9. Kinniku Mike 10. Swift 11. Randy no Kachi 12. Super Santolly Machine 13. Captain Strong 14. Pokey Minch 15. Perfect Man[FSW]
Winner: Swift (48:52) By Cage Escape.

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EBW.com ELECTION DAY SPECIAL!!!

After a hot PPV like Rumble City it's hard not to talk about, but the day after happened to be Election Day in Fourside. A new mayor would be running the city and their politics would affect EBW's future in the city. Bertha Poochyfud was running as a very liberal Democrat, who rumor had it, was attempting to reach the position to act for some shady benefactors. Mike Haggar was running as a strong Libertarian with conservative leanings, meaning he might actually get stuff done. The race was always in Haggar's favor, but the scales really tipped when The Poochyfud's suddenly vanished from the public eye. That of course lead to today, where Mike Haggar won the election by a landslide to become the new Mayor of Fourside!



Master Lu was standing by with Haggar who decided against making a victory speech and instead unleashed a load roar of victory. Haggar's Administration will work with EBW to build them as an even bigger presence in EBW. In turn EBW's growth will lead to the growth of Fourside. Money will be made and not spent. Haggar's reps promised that EBW would not be regulated, which was the fear if Bertha Poochyfud took office. It looks like the better candidate won out, not just for Fourside, but for EBW!



Election Day got even crazier, as The Poochyfuds were finally located! They apparently re-entered the town to try and vote. Don Panini and some armed guards were suspiciously leading them away from public eyes, but EBW cameras and the press eventually tracked them down.

Reporter #1: Bertha Poochyfud, where have you been?

Reporter #2: For that matter where have YOU been Mr. Poochyfud?

Don Panini: I can answer all of these questions. The rumors that The Poochyfuds were attempting to run off with millions in campaign dollars loaned to them by certain..."associates" of mine....is completely false. That is in no way true. Bertha did not concoct the election run to make money and Mr. Poochyfud did not stage an attack to disappear from the public eyes. None of this stuff happened.....at all. That is why my "associates" have decided to allow the Poochyfuds some time to rest and relax after a hard fought election. They are going on a long...extended...vacation.

Bertha Poochyfud: Help us.....

Mr. Poochyfud: Damn you.....sneaky sandwich.

Don Panini then had his escorts take The Poochyfuds to a limo. When asked about how Poochyfud's absence would affect EBW, The Sandwich said....

Don Panini: It won't affect EBW at all. The current management can make all the changes they want. We....Mr. Poochyfud....has actually taken steps to name a successor. That's right....he's "retiring". We'll keep you...."updated" on the situation.

Fourside Expo Center Repaired! Situation between EBW and FSW mounting!

We have received word that the Expo Center has been repaired, and EBW will return home for the next set of shows. Airing XC and XP outside of the Expo Center has been very productive though according to insiders, so we may see this more often. The big issue though is mounting tension with Fourside Wrestling. It is believed by some that members of FSW or the FSW roster in general attacked EBW based on the actions of The Prevention. The Prevention of course responded in kind, and licked their chops at a chance to attack the Foursiders. Tensions mount, but we've also seen an alliance form between some who are looking to put a stop to The Prevention's gung-ho war on FSW.



FSW Regional Champion Ness is aligning with Poo, Randy no Kachi, and Olly Oliver to combat The Prevention as well as peacefully get to the bottom of the attack on the Expo Center. Poo and Olly have a past, but are going to have to put that aside in this case, as the sum is larger then the separate parts. We also believe that Ness is negotiating with Poo on getting Ninten to EBW ground for a match.

X-cite Return to the Expo Center Revealed!

X-cite comes back home for a huge post Rumble City X-cite. During the night we'll see two tag matches featuring the new EBW/FSW alliance taking on Prevention teams. Breakthrough Generation will go to war in the under card against members of Greed lead by Maurice. Generator, Shadow, and Picky will all be taking part in a 3-Way to see who can obtain the momentum heading towards Hotlanta's second defense. Then we have a zany match dubbed "The Epic Conclusion to the Chaotic Mach Final Battle....For the LAST TIME!". Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting will try to piece himself together long enough to exact final revenge on his Cousin Dougie and reclaim the Royal Crown Championship. Can he prevail or will Dynamic Dougie become the top Mach in EBW? The Unbreakable leader has also said that he would be making an announcement concerning the future of The Unbreakables now that they have established themselves as the bad ass team on the block. In the main event, new #1 Ranked Contender Swift will get his first crack at the Global World Champion Troy when he leads w00t and Kinniku Mike against Troy, and the EBW Tag Team Champions Little Mac and Akinan in an Unbreakable vs. Greed 6-Man Tag Match. Who will get the first strike? Find out all of this and more on the next X-cite!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team: Randy no Kachi/Olly Oliver vs. Avion/Metrion
2. 6-Man Tag: Amigo/Moz/Lucas vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Lukie
3. CXJ 3-Way: Generator vs. Shadow vs. Picky Minch
4. Tag Team: Ness/Poo[FSW] vs. Captain Strong/Pokey Minch
5. "The Epic Conclusion to the Chaotic Mach Final Battle....For the LAST TIME!" Royal Crown Championship Ladder Match: Dynamic Dougie(c) vs. Trevor Mach
6. 6-Man Tag Main Event: Swift/w00t/Kinniku Mike vs. Troy/Little Mac/Akinan

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Earlier today...



Poo: Alright, while Perfy and Subster are still on vacation at Saturn City, that just leaves the rest of us.  Alright, the five of us are gonna hafta face the Equation.  Ness told me to avenge his beatdown and once we fulfilled that request, we're gonna find out who attacked the Expo Center.  

Callahan: I wonder who did something like that?

Poo:  I dunno, but our names are in the list.  It couldn't be one person's doing since something that big could be caused by a group.

Monoxide: Who else is possible?

Poo:  Let's see, we are in there of course, since we are the prime suspects according to them.  There's also Fergus and his cronies.  The Equation, the caveman's group.  The Mexidudes, Toad, and Goomba have been quiet lately.  One thing's for sure, the Stallionaires didn't do it.  Yup, I'm sure of.....wait, where's Jay?

Junior: He's on a date with Jessica.

Poo: Ugh, dammit!  Now we're short-handed.  We gotta find a replacement ASAP!  

??: I may be one to help.

Poo:  Who are you?

Giff: Giff Hoyt!  The sexiest man alive.

Poo:  What makes a newcomer like you are capable of aligning with us.

Giff:  Let's just say, I know alot of things and you guys need my help.  Not only am I sexy enough, not only am I bald enough, not only I'm pale and hairy enough even.  I have a bitchin mustache!

Callahan: He DOES have a bitchin mustache.

Poo: Ok, you got me on the bitchin mustache.  You're in.

Junior:  I just got a call.  Apparently, the rest of the EBW Crew is back to Fourside.  Perfect Man and Subculture are stuck in Saturn City.  

Poo: What the hell?

Junior: They said they are being checked for inappropriate behavior.  They said they are being suspected for destroying the Expo Center.

Poo:  In Saturn City?  Ugh, its that serious then.  



FSW began with Professor Ahmad, Rude, Dre Money, Punkmaster Teck, Ninten, and Master Bubu in the ring.  



Ahmad: I am Professor Ahmad and we are the Equation.  We are here to save FSW.  According to my calculations, the threat still remains at large despite somebody doing the dirty work for us already.  

Rude:  If you people don’t get it by now, EBW will be the end of this little experiment.  FSW will crumble if they are still around.

Ahmad:  And yes, if it hadn’t been for the person that did what they did to the Expo Center, we would’ve begun our campaign.  Now that they culprit or culprits still at large, this is a huge setback on our plans.

Poo: Hmmm, yea, that guy or those guys sure are horrible huh?  They kept Perfy and Matt locked up for questioning back at Saturn City.  

Ahmad: We don’t care what your friends are doing.  The fact of the matter is this, this guy or group is still on the run and puts our plans on hold.  And don’t you have somewhere to be like teaming with Olly.

Poo:  Don’t mention his name around us again.  It’s already bad enough that I have to work with him already.  Anyway, DON’T GET ME OFF TRACK!  Tonight, I will avenge Ness, even though he should come here and do it as well, and we will find who is the guy that dismantled the Expo Center.

Ahmad: As far as we’re concerned, my calculations say that that would not happen.

From there we go to the first match.  Sgt. Hardcastle makes his debut tonight but it won’t be a pretty one as his opponent is Skeleton.  Hardcastle looked up in awe as Skeleton towers over him.  Hardcastle tried to ground the monster but Skeleton clubs the Sarge down.  Skeleton grabbed Hardcastle’s neck with both hands and tossed him in the corner.  Skeleton hits the chokeslam followed a devastating powerbomb straight to hell to win.



Former TUE castoffs, Sergei Rushkin, Jun Toyota, and Nate Nemesis makes their debuts together to take on Oscar, Pedro, and Stancio of the Mexidudes in a 6-man tornado tag match.  Oscar, whom has a boxing background, went for the striking game with Sergei.  The high flying powerhouse, Jun, went after Pedro while Nemesis proceeds to fight Stancio.  With John Brontostone monitoring in the back, the three newcomers picked apart the Mexidudes.  Oscar actually lands a devastating right hook to stun Sergei.  Jun grabbed Pedro and tosses Pedro over the top and landed on Oscar.  Nemesis grabbed Stancio and hits the Shotgun slam to win.



The pure wrestling continues with Green Destiny making his official FSW debut against Evan Tyler of Cute & Handsome.  With Joey Helms at ringside, Evan looks to get a fairly easy win with the numbers game.  That logic all changed as GD quickly hits a murderous backdrop to Evan.  Joey tried to interfere but gets a release german suplex for his troubles.  Evan took advantage of the distraction and lands a blockbuster neckbreaker on GD.  Evan locks on a grounded hammerlock but GD found his way to break the hold.  Evan looks frustrated and went for another blockbuster.  GD ducked and hits another German suplex.  GD later had Evan on his shoulder and drops Evan down in a Flowsion-like move called the Seed of Destiny to win.



The screens later shows a very bright picture and a funky presence is among us.



Brother R: Are you ready?  I’m gonna take my time.  I’m gonna take it slow.  I’m not gonna rush the stroll. If you don’t know right now, Brother R is a freak...freak...freeeak.  I keep a bad {expletive} with me seven days of the week ,week, weeeek.  Are ya’ll ready for the time of pimpin?  Let Brother R help you out.  Ya see, its about dat time for Brother R’s pimpin royalty to premier.  Pimpin with Brother R, if you will.  What you fellas and fine ass ladies need to know is, The Brother R Show is coming soon.  Sponsored by New Spice, fragrance for men.  

The next match is another debut featuring Surgeon taking on Black Cena.  From the looks of things, Black Cena is not a huge fan of doctors and looked terrified as Surgeon put on his latex gloves.  Black Cena tried to run but Surgeon grab hold of Black Cena.  Surgeon pulled out a needle and Black Cena faints on the spot.  Chase begins the countout.  As soon as Chase goes for ten, Surgeon stops him and picks up Black Cena.  Black Cena regained consciousness and tried to run for his life again.  Surgeon pulled Black Cena in and hits a brainbuster.  Surgeon picked Black Cena back up and gutwrenched Black Cena into a Doctor Bomb to win.



Mr. Jennings enters the FSW ring for the final time as he awaits his former employee, Fergus O’Flannery, to give him a “proper sendoff.”  As soon as the bell rang, Fergus quickly kicks Jennings down and hits the Ginger Curse.  It wasn’t over from there.  Fergus lifts Jennings into a sitdown spinbuster he called the Giner Ale, the same move he put Jennings through the table at FSW 20, to win the match.  
 
After the match, a hooded figure showed up and revealed a evil looking man with a beard.

Fergus: Let me introduce you all, especially you fella, to this man.  This is the man that will help put meself on the road to superstardom.  With this man and my loyal comrades, I will be unstoppable.  He is The Minister, William Tharpe!!  And this is the beginning of the domination of Fergus O’Flannery!!



The main event is underway as Poo, MB Callahan, Monoxide, Junior, and newcomer Giff Hoyt taking on Professor Ahmad, Rude, Punkmaster Teck, Dre Money, and Master Bubu with Ninten at ringside.  Poo and Ahmad faced off with Ahmad calculating Poo’s every move.  Ahmad prevented Poo’s kicks from connecting.  Poo tagged in Giff Hoyt and Giff Hoyt suddenly took Ahmad down.  Rude gets tagged in and tries to battle with Giff.  Giff blocked every move and countered with a headbutt with his shiny head.  Giff parades his bitchin’ mustaches but got caught with a spinebuster from Rude.  Things went out of hand as Dre and Teck tries to attack Giff until Monoxide and Junior made the save.  Junior kicks Teck out of the way as Monoxide flips over the top rope to Dre.  Bubu gets tagged in while Callahan gets tagged in as well.  Bubu actually speared Callahan but gets a nearfall.  Bubu went and looked like he connected the spear but Callahan locks on the Wings of Torture as Bubu was taking him down with the spear.  



As the match went on with Callahan locking the Wings of Torture to Bubu, the Prevention came in and attacked Callahan.  Ahmad and his men split in two groups and ran out of dodge.  Poo and the others tried to make the save and the Prevention outnumbered them.  The Prevention continued the attack and it was topped off with Captain Strong hitting the Police Brutality on Poo.  

Captain Strong:  We know it was you.  You, Foursiders, will be put down once and for all!  You have disrespected thos that have came before you long enough!  Poo, if I wasn’t disappointed with you before for siding with these punks, I’m now to the point where I wanna lock you up and throwing away the key forever!  We know you dismantled the Expo Center.  Come X-cite, at the newly restored Expo Center might I add, I will put you and Ness out of your misery!  

The Prevention stood tall over the fallen Team FSW as both sides of Professor Ahmad and his men looked on.



FSW 21: Fresh
Fourside Arena
1. Skeleton def. Sgt. Hardcastle (1:54) with the Powerbomb to Hell.  
2. 6-man Tornado: Sergei Rushkin, Jun Toyota, & Nate Nemesis def. Oscar, Stancio, & Pedro (6:54) when Nemesis used the Shotgun to Stancio.  
3. Green Destiny def. Evan Tyler (9:08) with the Seed of Destiny.  
4. Surgeon def. Black Cena (7:43) with the Dr. Bomb.
5. Fergus O'Flannery def. Mr. Jennings (0:48) with the Ginger Ale.
6. Poo, MB Callahan, Monoxide, Junior, & Giff Hoyt vs. Professor Ahmad, Rude, Punk Master Teck, Dre Money, & Master Bubu (13:43) went to a no contest.

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EBW returned home for a big post Rumble City X-cite! Fans were buzzing as Troy survived his biggest test to date, and Swift brought The Unbreakables one step closer to lifting the title off of Greed, as he won the Badass Rumble to earn the title shot! Dynamic Dougie pulled off a big upset by beating his cousin for the Royal Crown Championship. Hotlanta and Lovekick retained their belts. Last but not least Don Panini issued a mysterious message to interim bosses Master Lu and Tess. It was a crazy night and a bloody night, but X-cite promised to be just as crazy and possibly just as bloody. We opened with Master Lu in the ring asking for Swift to come down to the ring. The Brawler quickly made his way down as the fans cheered the man that would soon be going toe to toe with the most dominant wrestler to storm into EBW ever.

Master Lu: Swift, first off I have to say congratulations on winning the Badass Rumble. It was quite a sight to see everyone fighting in that cage and you being the one would escaped. Of course I know that escaping is against your better nature.

Swift: Hmm....

Master Lu: Uh...anyways I just thought I would take this time to formally announce....

At that moment the theme of Tack Angel began to play. The former champion limped his way down to the ring.

Tack Angel: Hold it right there Lu. I have something I want to say. I'm not going to complain about the odds being stacked against me. I demanded to be allowed in the match and I got what I wanted. All things considered I don't think I did too badly. The thing about it is....I think I still deserve my rematch! I don't care if you think I'm "too hurt to compete"! I proved that wasn't the case at Rumble City.

Swift: Did you? No offense Tack....but you hesitated. You had your chance and you let it go.

Tack Angel: A mistake I won't be making again. Swift, you did win at Rumble City, but you did not beat me. You didn't pin me. I was still the #1 Ranked Contender, as I should still be now.

Swift: Is that so?

Tack Angel: It is Swift, and you know it! You want this title match....you should have to go through me.

Master Lu: Tack, you just don't quit do you....I admire your tenacity. The only problem is that the match is already booked Tack. The match will be Swift vs.....

?: Tack Angel!

At that point the Greed theme played and Mr. Ryan IQ made his return to EBW.

Master Lu: IQ.....

Ryan IQ: Hello EBW, I have missed you so. That's right Lu....I am back. Swift tried to keep me out for good, but I just keep on ticking. I know that you and Tess think you run the show around here now. Well, with Mr. Poochyfud gone, I think the job of boss should fall to me. We'll settle that one behind the scenes. I just wanted to let you know that I am back! I have the same power you do, don't forget that. I am going over your head here and booking this match. Troy will only face the winner of this match. Tack Angel vs. Swift....winner take all. Swift, don't think I have forgotten about what you've done to me. I'll see you later tonight.



The action kicked off with a Tag Team Match between The Prevention and the new team of Randy no Kachi and Olly Oliver....well it was supposed to be Olly Oliver. Instead we got "Super Santolly Machine", the sole follower of Dolt-ism according to Olly....but come on...it's Olly. Their opponents were the team of SinDOS, who joined Prevention to protect their spots. Even with Fruit Inc. hanging around ringside Randy and Santolly still managed to impress and put down The Prevention team in less then 6 minutes when Randy hit the No Kachi Cutter on Avion followed by the pin.

Next up, the weakened Breakthrough Generation attempted to settle a score against the Greed team of Hashim Al-Singh, Maurice, and Lukie. Breakthrough Generation definitely wanted a piece of Maurice, who was still holding back it seemed. They had to watch out though, as Hashim was ever the opportunist and was always poised to strike. The Television Champion seemed desperate to make a statement here, but that meant he didn't tag out when he should have and ended up getting trapped in the Greed corner. Moz and Lucas tried to make the save, but Lukie and Maurice intercepted them. Maurice stopped before hitting Moz and faked a turn by looking towards Hashim who was working over Amigo, but he then smirked and knocked Moz out with the KO Punch. He put him upside down in the corner and stomped him repeatedly. Lucas charged at Lukie who side stepped him and trapped him in between the ropes. Hashim Al-Singh then scored the biggest win of his career by choking out the TV Champion with the Camel Clutch! Breakthrough Generation lost cleanly to the Greed team. After the win Hashim held up Amigo's TV Title and let him know that he was going to cash in his title opportunity for the EBW Television Title.



We then went backstage, where Nerma was standing by with Lady M's, Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting, and a very battered Trevor Mach.



Nerma: Nerma here with members of The Unbreakables. The stable that is quickly finding itself in the forefront, as Swift is poised to make a challenge to Troy as soon as he now goes through Tack Angel. That's a pretty big deal, but as if that wasn't enough, I have been informed that the next PPV is going the be an Unbreakable themed show called "Renegade Nation". Is this true?

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Damn right it's true! We're starting to establish our badassitude, and we're only getting started trust me! Swift is a badass monster. So is Troy. I guess it's going to take a monster to beat a monster. I've got plans of my own though.

Nerma: Yeah...we have seen that in recent weeks. You looked beaten, bruised, and battered. Your war with Dougie has given you both a lot of battle damage. Do you really think you're up for a Ladder Match tonight?!

Trevor Mach: No....but I'm going to do it anyway!

Lady M's: Don't try to figure it out. He thinks it's logical and by gawd he's so cute when he tries to give a method to his madness. We started this war as Tag Champs and he was the Royal Crown Champion. The only way it should end is with all the gold back with Macho Sexy...back with The Unbreakables. At least that's how I see it.

Danny Leung: I think he's nuts honestly, but I guess you would have to be crazy to find yourself in this situation to begin with.

Trevor Mach: Ha ha ha, what a story Danny. Don't worry about HUH? I'm so glad I have you as a best friend, and I love Tali so much.

Danny Leung: Again with The Room quotes huh? Is it sad that I know them all by now?

Trevor Mach: Well then, it sounds to me like you're the EXPERT Danny.

Danny Leung: No....definitely not an expert.

Lady M's: *Cough!*

Trevor Mach: Dougie has shown me something these past few weeks. He really is a ginger bastard! Tonight, I'm going to end this war and regain the coveted Royal Crown Championship. That title is covered in my blood, my sweat, and my tears. I want it back and I want it back tonight baby! BOOSH! As I said earlier, it takes a monster to beat a monster. In our case....it takes a bastard to beat a ginger bastard...and you have no idea just how big of a bastard I can be. BOOSH!

Nerma: Well that about does it here.....

Trevor Mach: One more thing....my plans....don't just involve the title match tonight......I've got another trick up my sleeve. It's time for The Unbreakables to step it up.

Nerma: OK...well that should finish it up back he....

Trevor Mach: BOOOOOOSH!

It was now back the action, as Generator battled Shadow and Picky Minch in a CXJ 3-Way. Generator was hot off a classic title match which Hotlanta narrowly won. Picky and Shadow both tried to use this to pick him apart, but it wasn't long before the old rivals turned on each other. Bushido Mask looked like he might try to get involved, but the CXJ Champion Hotlanta made the save and kept him at bay as a favor to his tag partner. Generator tried to keep things high risk, while Picky wanted to take the fight to the ground. Shadow simply wanted to cheat, and gouged Generator in the eyes before pushing him out of the ring. Picky attempted a German on Shadow, but he reversed it and hit the Shadow Driver before pinning Picky with his feet on the ropes. Shadow won the match and showed that he is just a sneaky as ever. Will the CXJ Bully get a title shot against Hotlanta?

The next match was supposed to see the leaders of The Prevention and the alliance to stop The Prevention go head to head, as FSW Regional Champion Ness and Poo teamed to take on Strong and Pokey. Indeed they did collide for a solid 10 minutes, but we would not see a conclusion to this match. 10 minutes in Randy no Kachi came down to try and say something to Ness and Poo. At the same time Fruit Inc. came down to alert Strong and Pokey Minch of something as well. Both teams immediately rushed to the back and the ref had no choice but to end the match in a Double Countout. Just what was going on?



We went backstage as Hater was standing by with Royal Crown Champion Dynamic Dougie and Alyssa....I mean...Alissa Flash.



Hater: NYAH!

Dynamic Dougie: Boy, you said it Hater! I am on top of the world! I finally proved who I am and what I can do. I'm a MACH! I'm DYNAMIC! I AM THE ROYAL CROWN CHAMPION!

Hater: Teeheehee.....

Dynamic Dougie: What are you laughing at?

Alissa Flash: He's just admiring your toothless aggression.

Dynamic Dougie: Hey! Don't make fun! I still have to get the tooth back from Trevor!

Alissa Flash: I wouldn't worry about that. I would be more worried about the ladder match tonight...you know...THE ONE HAPPENING IN A FEW F*UCKING MINUTES!

Dynamic Dougie: Oh yeah...I know! I'm not worried though, cause I have beaten Trevor before and I will again. Tonight, I prove to the world that I AM THE BEST AROUND! NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP ME DOWN!

Alissa Flash: DOUGIE!

Dynamic Dougie: Sorry....I'll shut up.

Alissa Flash: Tonight....is all about....humiliation. You humiliate the clown....you humiliate the bitch. She doesn't get attached to much....so we attack what she does care about. Tear out the heart...bring down M's. Don't let me down Dougie. If you win...*whispers* I'll let you go to 2nd Base.

Dynamic Dougie: OH! Well then....I better be going then. TO VICTORY! You're going down Trevor! I'm the best Mach! THE BEST!

Hater: You....weren't serious were you?

Alissa Flash: Hell no.

It was now time for the final battle between Trevor Mach and Dynamic Dougie. After weeks of battles it would all be settled in a ladder match with the Royal Crown Championship on the line. This match was what you would expect from the Mach cousins. Trevor showed what he meant about being a bastard earlier by playing possum in his need for a crutch and smashed it across Dougie's face, knocking out even more teeth!  The champ continues to grow more confident every time he steps in the ring with Trevor, and had no trouble dishing out his hard strikes once he stopped trying to collect his teeth. He was pissed, but still did all he could to avoid going to the ground with Trev. Trevor was fueled with rage by what Dougie has been doing in recent weeks, whether it be striking M's or taking the Royal Crown. He was focused, but showing wear and tear from the countless battles. He bashed Dougie into the corner and punched and kicked him into a pile on the floor. He backed up to go for the Macha Ye, but Dougie grabbed a ladder and pushed it into Trevor, buying him enough time to get up and knock Mr, Machismo down. He continued to bash Trevor down with the ladder until finally setting it up to go for the belt. Trevor quickly climbed the other side of the ladder and hit a lariat, knocking both men down. Trevor struggled to his feet as Dougie was coming at him with a lariat of his own, and turned it into a Cross Armbreaker Submission. This would not win him the match, but he got some satisfaction out of making Dougie tap. Eventually he let up and went for another Macha Ye, but Dougie has the move scouted and evaded. Trevor stumbled on his sore knee and fell out of the ring. Dougie quickly tried to climb up the ladder, but Trevor threw in another ladder from outside and knocked him off. He shot back in, but Dougie picked him up to whip him in the ladder that landed in the corner. Trevor reversed it and sent his cousin into the ladder. As Dougie recovered and charged, Trevor put a ladder on his shoulders and spun like a propeller, knocking Dougie to the mat. Trevor threw the ladder out of the ring followed by Dougie right on top of it. Trevor tried climbing up the ladder, but Dougie showed his resilience and followed up on the other side. They traded punches until both men fell off the ladder. This bloody battle continued for some time. They were both sore and battered, but their desire to be the best and claim the Royal Crown kept them going. Fans now accepted Dougie Mach as a legitimate threat following this series with Trevor, and Mr. Machismo was showing that he would keep coming back no matter what until he achieved victory. This beating had the fans erupting in cheers. Eventually they realized that neither man was going to be able to climb the ladder to get the title, so after a brief staredown where they both got the same idea at the same time, Trevor and Dougie went to separate sides of the ring and began climbing the posts holding the title above the ring. Both men attempted a tight rope walk across the cord to get to the belt. Dougie looked like he would get to it first, but suddenly Trevor went extremely high risk and ran the length of the cord to somehow hit a Macha Ye on Dougie as he grabbed for the belt and sent him down to the mat. Trevor stumbled and nearly fell with him, but was somehow able to hold onto the cord and grab the title before crashing to the ring. Trevor Mach was once again the Royal Crown Champion, and won the battle of the Machs! After the match Trevor extended a hand to Dougie to help him up, but when Dougie grabbed his hand he pulled the "Ginger Bastard" into his knee. Getting one more big hit on his cousin he then asked Danny and Mr. Plain to help pick him up and carried him off as the fans cheered the awesome match.



We then went outside, as Ness, Poo, Randy, and Olly Oliver ran into The Prevention as they all saw that the EBW sign outside had been vandalized.



Ness: What's going on here?

Poo: "Our time is now. EBW is done."? Who keeps doing this.

Olly Oliver: Oh hey guys! I just ran into Super Santolly...he said something was going on..

Randy no Kachi: Not now Olly....we've got trouble.

Captain Strong: Look at this Ness....you think you're standing up for the little guy eh? It's obvious we're dealing with a bunch of bratty terrorists. FSW....they want a war. Suddenly we don't seem so bad now do we?

Ness: .....

The main event saw Swift lead w00t and Kinniku Mike of the The Unbreakables against the elite team of Greed, Global World Champion Troy, and the Tag Champions Little Mac and Akinan. Swift was livid with Greed for ending his streak and getting in his business. Now that Swift knew he had another road block put in the way of his title match he seemed even more pissed off. This match was nothing but a straight up brawl. Swift and Mike used their power moves while w00t waited for his chance to hit the WKO. Troy was like a steam roller, and his combo moves with Akinan were the only things keeping Swift at bay. A lot of nearfall and a lot of dirty tactics from the Greed team. Little Mac was acting as the ring general and kept out of the action for most of the match. As the action progressed Tack Angel made his way out to observe. He was soon asked to step aside as members of The Unbreakables walked down to the ring lead by Trevor Mach. Late in the match Troy floored Kinniku Mike with the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick. He went for the pin, but Swift broke it up, prompting Troy to go in a rage and tag in Mac before tackling Swift outside of the ring. Mac quickly grabbed a pair of brass knuckles from Akinan and ordered him to attack w00t. Mac waited for Mike to get up before trying to deliver the right hook. Mike blocked it, but didn't realize that Mac had the knuckles in his left hand and floored him with a left hook before going for the pin. 1-2-3! Mac used brass knuckles to win yet another match for Greed. After the match The Unbreakables suddenly stormed into action. Trevor had the troops attack before jumping into the ring with a mic in hand.

Trevor Mach: It suddenly occurs to me that the Global World Champion thinks he's got a free pass for Renegade Nation. I hate to break it to him, but that is NOT the case! The Unbreakables are going kick ass and take names. We're ready to go to war and what better way to get our hands dirty then by going after Greed! Since my buddy Swift is going toe-to-toe with Tack in the Main Event of this Unbreakables themed show, then we'll take care of Mac's boys. At Renegade Nation it will be The Unbreakables versus Greed.....WAR GAMES! BOOSH! BABY! CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT BITCHES!

Little Mac: Shut up Mach! Just shut up? You think you can go to war with Greed?! YOU'RE ON! We can take the heat!

Trevor Mach: Then step into the fire Mac.....STEP INTO THE FIRE! BOOSH!



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team: Randy no Kachi/Super Santolly Machine beat Avion/Metrion (5:56) when Randy hit the No Kachi Cutter on Avion.
2. 6-Man Tag: Hashim Al-Singh/Maurice/Lukie beat Amigo/Moz/Lucas (9:03) when Hashim submitted Amigo with the Camel Clutch.
3. CXJ 3-Way:  Shadow beat Generator and Picky Minch (8:44) with a Shadow Driver on Picky Minch.
4. Tag Team: Ness/Poo[FSW] vs. Captain Strong/Pokey Minch (10:14) ended in a Double Countout.
5. "The Epic Conclusion to the Chaotic Mach Final Battle....For the LAST TIME!" Royal Crown Championship Ladder Match: Trevor Mach beat Dynamic Dougie(c) (13:59) by grabbing the title to become the NEW Royal Crown Champion!
6. 6-Man Tag Main Event: Troy/Little Mac/Akinan beat Swift/w00t/Kinniku Mike (10:11) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on Kinniku Mike.

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Renegade Nation PPV News!

EBW is indeed continuing it's hot string of Pay Per Views with another one next week titled: Renegade Nation! The show is an Unbreakables themed event, with Swift in the main event taking on Tack Angel for the #1 Contender Position and The Unbreakables going to war with Greed in War Games! This will be the 2nd War Games in EBW history and the first to take place on Pay Per View. So far these are the only two matches announced, but those two alone are worth the price of admission. Tickets are already moving fast to get a seat at the Twoson Fairgrounds for this exciting event. With The Unbreakables at the helm you know it is going to KICK ASS!



Renegade Nation PPV Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2punN9m_NpI

EBW: Renegade Nation
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. WARGAMES: Troy/Little Mac/Akinan/Hashim Al-Singh vs. Trevor Mach/w00t/Kinniku Mike/Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting
2. Heavyweight Rankings #1 Spot: Swift vs. Tack Angel

EBW welcomes Sparkle to ENN!



Women's wrestling has has had a hectic history in the Eagleland area. What started as a new division for EBW, The Women's Division, grew into something much more. The division turned into its own promotion: EBW Women's. EBW Women's was successful, but had to deal with issues like a network hesitant in putting two promotions worth of programming on their channel. Eventually, EBW Women's buckled under the pressure of network unwilling to cooperate. The need for women's wrestling was still there, so the promotion evolved into WEB: Women of Earthbound Wrestling. By now EBW had moved on to ENN, but Boogaloo TV! or BTV! was still hesitant about backing the women's promotion. Once again the women had trouble getting the promotion off the ground. Finally, with backing from Ike Madamle, the company restructured and became Sparkle! This promotion had the finances and the expertise to properly execute a Women's Promotion and get the national exposure they desperately needed. BTV! agreed to a temporary deal to see if Sparkle could bring them the ratings EBW once did. Once again though, BTV! higher ups seemed hesitant to pull the trigger and give Sparkle the full support it needed. The new platform involved mixing the well known faces with a new generation. The fans seemed to like this, but the execs wanted the stars pushed to the top. Disputes like this lead to BTV! constantly changing the time slots of Sparkle programming. Ratings dropped as fans could no longer find their favorite show. In the end, BTV! backed out of the deal. It wasn't over yet though. Thousands of fans sent in letters, made phone calls, and demanded that Sparkle return. The tenacity and talent of these women had won them over an army of fans. Despite all the ups and downs they just kept coming back, and now the fans were going to show them how badly they were needed. The campaign worked and ENN, the station that carries EBW, is now set to pick up Sparkle! We at EBW welcome our sister promotion with open arms. We wish them nothing but success and the best of luck. The sky is the limit and the future is going to Sparkle!

Sparkle will debut on the Network with a huge show entitled: The Big Bang! You can follow Sparkle on their journey right here: http://www.puroresufan.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3149



The Big Bang Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ftraxLx00

SPARKLE: THE BIG BANG!
Theme Song: Burn Halo - Dead End Roads and Lost Highways
Summers Battle Zone

1.) 6-Woman Tag Match: Pretty Bitchin' (Ariel, Fifi, & Bibi) VS The Beautiful People (Neveah, Angel, & Velvet)
2.) Singles Match: Kaie VS Marle
3.) Summers Streetfight: Nikki Roxx VS Rayne
4.) Women's Tag Team Title Match: "Dazzling" Kumatora© and Valerie© VS Paula and Nanimura
5.) Farewell Grudge Match: Lady M's VS Alissa Flash
6.) Fatal Four-Way Match for the Women's World Title: Erica© VS Tracy VS Alere Little Feather VS Mercedes

X-perience Card Revealed!

Tensions mount and The Unbreakables begin their war on Greed this week on X-perience! We will begin with a Ranking Match for the #1 Spot in the CXJ Tag Rankings, when Rey Dorado and Bullet take on Sons of Bushido. Given and Taken have been on a losing streak, can they pull it together or will the "Power Players" as they now called be able to make it to the top? More rankings follow as Generator, Lukie, Lucas, and Shadow all vie for the #1 Spot in the CXJ Rankings. The Sharks will return to try and protect their #1 Spot in the Tag Team Rankings against SinDOS and The Unbreakable team of w00t and Dave Larmore. Hashim Al-Singh of Greed wishes to become the fastest rising stat in EBW and bring more gold to Greed by cashing in his TUE won title shot against Amigo and his Television Title. Will he pull off the upset or will Amigo avenge his X-cite loss? Ness, Poo, Randy no Kachi, and Olly Oliver will team to take on The Prevention in 8-Man action. After what happened on X-cite can we expect more attacks from this mystery force? In the main event Swift, Danny Leung, and Kinniku Mike will have to join forces with Tack Angel to take on Global World Champion Troy, Tag Team Champions Little Mac and Akinan, and Maurice. Will Swift and Tack be able to function on the same team, or will the war on Greed end before it began? Also, rumors are that Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach will make a huge announcement regarding The Unbreakables. Like always expect all of this and more on the next X-perience!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Tag Team Ranking #1 Spot: Given/Taken vs. Rey Dorado/Bullet
2. CXJ Ranking #1 Spot 4-Way: Generator vs. Lukie vs. Lucas vs. Shadow
3. Tag Team Ranking #1 Spot 3-Team: Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Avion/Metrion vs. w00t/Dave Larmore
4. Television Title: Amigo(c) vs. Hashim Al-Singh
5. 8-Man Tag:Ness/Poo[FSW]/Randy no Kachi/Olly Oliver vs. Captain Strong/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid/Orange Kid
6. 8-Man Tag Main Event: Swift/Tack Angel/Danny Leung/Kinniku Mike vs. Troy/Little Mac/Akinan/Maurice

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EBW X-tra - Trevor and Danny in: Getting the Emo Laid!

Since joining The Unbreakables, Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting still hasn't completely come out the shell he found himself in when he joined his brother KYO. After watching The Room about 20 times, Trevor Mach got the idea in his head to look after Danny like a son and help him find his character.

Trevor Mach: Denny, before we go, I want you to know that you can talk to me. I'm here for you. Let's go eat HUH?!

Danny Leung: First off...my name is Danny. I thought we were going off on some crazy mission?

Trevor Mach: That's the idea.

Danny Leung: What are you planning?

Trevor Mach: That's for me to know....and you to find out at a predetermined time.

Danny Leung: When?

Trevor Mach: ....Right now. I have just recently noticed that you....are kind of..."emo".

Danny Leung: No....really? What was the first clue?

Trevor Mach: You know I'm like your father Denny, I want to help you.

Danny Leung: You are literally only 6 years older then me Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Ever since that Nani girl left you high and dry...you're been a real downer.

Danny Leung: Nani...yeah...she told me she didn't need another pussy and left me.

Trevor Mach: Ha! Sick burn! I mean....I'm sorry Danny. I think it's time for you to move on. It's time for you to have someone.

Danny Leung: Yeah....maybe you're right. Maybe I already I have someone. Well....not REALLY...but I have someone in mind.

Trevor Mach: I know!

Danny Leung: You know? How do you know?

Trevor Mach: I have A LOT of free time on my hands. I know about this chick you've got the hots for. I know where she is too. So let's go get her.

Danny Leung: It's not as easy as all of that. For starters.....I can't drive a chopper.

Trevor Mach: One step ahead of you Dan the Man! Introducing: THE MACHO SIDECAR!!!



Danny Leung: You can not be serious.

Trevor Mach: Look at my face Danny....do I look serious?

Danny Leung: .....

Trevor Mach: Yes I'm serious! Now come on let's go!



Danny Leung: There she is.....April Jeanette. She's a women's wrestler on the indy scene....and she's stolen my heart.....and she's hot.

Trevor Mach: Not bad Danny! Well there she is....go get her!

Danny Leung: Um....do you not see that guy she is with? That's Jason Deadly....he's an indy wrestler and April's boyfriend. I HATE that guy!

Trevor Mach: Obviously! You never raise your voice...EVER! Seriously that was starting to freak me out. Thought you were a Cylon.

Danny Leung: So Trevor, why did you bring me here? Trying to punish me some more?

Trevor Mach: NO! I brought you here because you've got the hots for that girl and you're going let her know it!

Danny Leung: But what about Jason Deadly?

Trevor Mach: Leave that to me!

Jason Deadly: Uh...excuse me? Who are you?

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!



Jason Deadly: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

*SPLASH!*

Danny Leung: What the hell?!

Trevor Mach: Looks like you're all....WASHED UP!

Danny Leung: .....

Trevor Mach: WASHED UP Danny!

Danny Leung: Yeah yeah I heard you!

April Jeanette: What is going on here?! Danny Leung?

Danny Leung: What? You know who I am?

April Jeanette: Of course I do! You guys are from EBW. I'm a HUGE fan!

Danny Leung: Good point, EBW's got a lot of fans.

April Jeanette: No silly, I meant I'm a HUGE fan of yours!

Danny Leung: OH! Uh....thank you! I'm a fan of yours too!

April Jeanette: Heh...I've seen you watching me at some indy shows.

Danny Leung: You saw me?! What a coincidence....did I mention I am in no way a stalker?

Trevor Mach: HA!

April Jeanette: Uh...Danny? Can you tell me why Trevor Mach just kicked Jason into the water?

Danny Leung: I....uh.....

Trevor Mach: Tell her Danny!

Danny Leung: Well...I think he wanted to give me a moment to tell you something.

April Jeanette: Oh yeah? Well what is it?

Danny Leung: I uh....I like you....a lot.

April Jeanette: You do? Wow....I like you too.

Danny Leung: REALLY?

April Jeanette: Of course! I've just been waiting for you to say something.

Danny Leung: Wow...what are the odds that my fantasy was correct?

Trevor Mach: One in a Million Danny!

Danny Leung: ....Thanks Trevor....that was a hypothetical...but thanks.

Jason Deadly: WHAT THE F*CK! How dare you? You kick me in the water and try to steal my Girlfriend?! Time for an ass beating!

Trevor Mach: Let's get him Danny!



Danny Leung: Wait! I want to fight him alone! I hate this guy for ever putting his hands on this lovely lady and I want to kick his ass!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Jason Deadly: Fine! You want to fight for April? Then we do it on my terms! We do it....in a match!



Trevor Mach: "Arr-Oh-Aitch"? There's no Machamaniacs here! I've never been here before! Ah! It's not hot!

April Jeanette: Are you....OK?

Jason Deadly: You're going down emo boy!

Danny Leung: Bring it on bitch!

Jason Deadly started the match with a Crossbody that floored Danny. He took the advantage with his agility and high flying skills, but Danny hit a a lot harder, and once he got to his feet he evened the score with a superkick. Danny picked up Jason and tossed him out of the ring. While nobody was looking Trevor bashed Jason with the Macha Ye before rolling him back into the ring. Danny got a 2 count in a pin attempt. Jason Deadly was getting frustrated and started trying to cheat by choking Danny with his tassels. Danny escaped and trapped Jason with a Cradle Piledriver and dropped him with his brother's move for the pin. Danny wins the match and the girl!

Arr-Oh-Aitch Presents: Over Rated!
Empty Building
HDnet

1. Winner Takes April Jeanette Match
Danny Leung beat Jason Deadly (5:13) with a Cradle Piledriver.



Trevor Mach: Another mission accomplished. I'm so glad I have Danny as a best friend and I love Tali so much.

Lady M's: Trevor.....I'm standing right here.

Trevor Mach: Oh hai Tali! You look sexy in that red dress.

Lady M's: I'm...not wearing a red dress....nor any dress.

Trevor Mach: Oh....well...you're still sexy....

Lady M's: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART TREVOR!

Trevor Mach: Wha?

Lady M's: Nothing....stop watching The Room.

Trevor Mach: Yeah alright.

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Breaking News! Breakthrough Generation Break Up!



EBW.com received some major news today, as Television Champion Amigo officially announced that the Breakthrough Generation would be parting ways. The stable has been stripped down to a bare minimum and the numbers game has not be on their side. Amigo and Moz are set to pursue individual goals in the heavyweight division, while Lucas will devote himself full time to getting a CXJ Title Shot or a CXJ Tag Title Shot if he can find a suitable tag team partner. This is major news, as Greed has taken a scalp and done what the Prevention couldn't do....end the Breakthrough Generation.

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