Rushing Climax Tour Day-1

EBW's 2-day Rushing Climax tour began today in front of a sold out crowd in Threed. The fans were on fire in an obvious sign of EBW's ever growing popularity. The first match of the show featured a C-X-J six man tag. Masked Kid, Foo, and Chicken Man teamed up to battle Fear and Terror. Shadow has been the C-X-J bully since first arriving in EBW, but in this particular bout none of that seemed to matter. Masked Kid has obviously had enough of fearing Shadow, and using that motivation he entered the ring for his team and quickly rushed Shadow. EBW's C-X-J faction were victorious when Masked Kid pinned Pirate Bill after a 450 Splash. The teams continued to brawl after the match. The C-X-J tag champs may have been on the losing side but neither champion suffered the pin in the match, so they still technically have the advantage. Masked Kid and Foo will put up a tough fight though, so it's anybodies game.



The next three matches were singles matches stemming from the 6-man tag on X-cite where SWIFT and Fruit Inc. overcame The W00t and the Turks. Reno versus Apple Kid was the first of the three matches. Both competitors fought hard but Reno pulled off the win with his new finisher the Reno.K.O Stunner. The W00t faced off against Orange Kid next, and took out Orange Kid even faster with his W00tinoku Driver #2. Brawler SWIFT avoided a shut out though, when he defeated Rude with a Muscle Buster, in a match that was rated the best of the show.

The next encounter stemmed from a match in VBW, where the Minch Brothers defeated the Kamikazes to win the VBW tag titles. Now the Kamikazes were in EBW to exact revenge. This was a highly entertaining match, with the "indy guys" holding their own against Pokey and Jeff. When things looked bad for the VBW team Bob the uber blob and Slayer climbed into the ring and started attacking the EBW wrestlers. Slayer pulled out a chainsaw and threatened to carve up Jeff before the VBW invaders finally left the ring.



At this point, C-X-J Champion HOT and Generator appeared to face off in the ring.

Generator: So we finally get a chance to talk.....face to face....man to man. So....I happened to check out EBW.com earlier in the week to read your article HOT. You had some pretty candid words to say about me. That's not really good guy behavior is it?

HOT: Who said I was a good guy? I have never said anything about being a good guy. This isn't a game! The fans decide who they want to cheer and who they want to boo. They cheer me even though I'm a cocky bastard. They boo you because you're a pathetic pansy it's that simple.

Generator: Hey HOT, this "pansy" pinned you clean to win the Best of the C-X-J tournament. I pinned you in a one-on-one match which is more then I can say about you.

HOT: Sticks and stones Generator....sticks and stones. Actions speak louder then words. If you want this title.....you're going to have to fight for it!

Generator: I intend to....



The dual main events were up next. First, Ness and Poo would take on Captain Strong and CP Munk. Munk proved that he is more then willing to step up and fight for EBW, that's why Strong picked him for this fight. The battle went better for EBW compared to their previous encounter. CP Munk was not fatigued in this match and was better able to hold his own against Metal Rush. In the end the result was similar though, as CP Munk fell to a PSI Rockin. Poo hit a low blow on Strong who attempted to break up the pin. Metal Rush is victorious once again.



The final match of the show would be a tables match, featuring the in-ring debut of the Trevor/Franky tandem. The Sharks happen to be the tag champs so they had the tools needed to stop Trevor and Franky dead in their tracks, but they have had never had to face off against their former boss. Franky was quick to rush his former minions and attacked with brutal strikes. The Sharks found it difficult to fend off Franky and Trevor which allowed them to gain the upper hand. Poo could be seen heading to ringside....but suddenly someone dragged him to the back and they brawled! The distraction allowed the EBW champ to hit a Trevorplex! on Shark #1, set him up on the table, and take him out with a legdrop. Viewtiful Trevor and Franky were victorious. As they celebrated Poo rushed back out, and along with the Sharks they attacked the winners. The mystery man who attacked Poo ran to the ring as well and helped Trevor and Franky fight off Metal Rush. As Poo and the Sharks backed away the mystery man revealed himself to be Picky Minch! The 11-year-old supernova has returned to EBW and has sided with Trevor and Franky! The show came to a close with Trevor, Franky, and Picky staring down Poo and the Sharks as Ness watched from a distance...



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1. Masked Kid/Foo/Chicken Man beat Shadow/Vargas/Pirate Bill (11:54) when Masked Kid hit a 450 Splash on Pirate Bill.
2. Reno beat Apple Kid (7:49) with the Reno.K.O Stunner.
3. The W00t beat Orange Kid (5:33) with the W00tinoku Driver #2.
4. Brawler SWIFT beat Rude (8:09) with the Muscle Buster.
5. VBW Tag Team Invasion
Pokey Minch/Jeff beat Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B (14:56) by DQ.
6. Ness/Poo beat Captain Strong/CP Munk (18:58) when Ness hit the PSI Rockin on CP Munk.
7. Non-title Table Match LET THIS WAR BEGIN!
Viewtiful Trevor/Franky beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (14:47) with a Top Rope Legdrop on Shark #1.

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After the event EBW.com received the final card for day 2 of the Rushing Climax tour. Chicken Man and Retro Hippie will open the show in a match that will give a one of these wrestlers a chance to break their losing streaks. SWIFT and Fruit Inc. will team up one last time to face The W00t and the Turks in an elimination 6-man tag. VBW will invade once again. This match will mark the EBW in-ring debut of VBW Champion Slayer. Ness will give CP Munk a chance to face him is a singles match. This match's real purpose is to embarrass CP Munk and fuel Ness's ever growing ego, but CP Munk accepted it to prove that he can go the distance in this 10-minute time limit match. EBW Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, will lead Franky and Picky Minch into battle against Metal Rush in a 6-man tag. Finally, the last two matches will be the highly anticipated C-X-J title matches. This will definately be a show you don't want to miss!

EBW: Rushing Climax
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1. Prove your worth!
Chicken Man vs. Retro Hippie
2. Elimination 6-Man Tag
Brawler SWIFT/Apple Kid/Orange Kid vs. The W00t/Reno/Rude
3. EBW vs. VBW
Captain Strong/Pokey Minch/Jeff vs. Slayer/Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B
4. Metal Rush to CP Munk: "Give it your best shot!" 10-minute time limit
Ness vs. CP Munk
5. Viewtiful Trevor/Franky/Picky Minch vs. Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2
6. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship
Shadow/Vargas(c) vs. Masked Kid/Foo
7. EBW C-X-J Championship
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) vs. "High Voltage" Generator

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Rushing Climax Tour Day-2

EBW headed to its home town of Onett for Day-2 of the Rushing Climax tour. Wars would be fought and titles would be defended, but first off we would have an opening match between Chicken Man and Retro Hippie. this match was made to give one of these wrestlers a shot at breaking their losing streaks. Chicken Man was the one who broke his streak by beating Hippie surprisingly fast with a Chickenwing Neckbreaker.



Next up, SWIFT would team with Fruit Inc. to take on The W00t and the Turks in an elimination 6-man tag match. Metal Rush's Ness watched from the rooftop as these teams battled for the last time. The W00t made the first elimination by taking out Orange Kid rather quickly with a W00tinoku Driver #2. SWIFT has quick to retaliate by targeting Reno and finishing him off with a German Suplex pin. Apple Kid lasted much longer then his tag partner, but late in the match he also fell to the W00tinoku Driver #2. Exactly one second after Apple Kid's elimination, Rude who was being constantly stomped into a ring post by SWIFT tapped out. This left the two rivals who quickly turned to each other and started to brawl. The W00t did not have an escape plan for this match and eventually fell to SWIFT's brutal Muscle Buster. As SWIFT celebrated finally getting some sort of revenge on The W00t, Ness climbed down the entrance and entered the ring.



Ness: Congratulations SWIFT.....bravo.....good job! I must say that you are very good at kicking ass. Which is why I'm out here right now. Metal Rush is going to destroy EBW one way or another.....I can promise you that. Do you want to be in our way or would you rather be on our side? Think about it SWIFT....you could be our ally....you don't want to make an enemy out of us. You've seen what we do to those who stand in our way. We like to hurt people.....but we don't wish any harm to you SWIFT. Don't give me an answer right now....let's wait till the next X-cite. I'll bring a formal contract.....give this some serious thought SWIFT.

So now the question is: Will SWIFT side with Metal Rush? We'll have to wait till X-cite to find out.

VBW has been working with EBW recently with talent exchanges, but things have recently turned a little hostile. VBW Champion Slayer, has begun a mission to prove that VBW deserves respect from EBW. After an in ring confrontation at the last show, Slayer would be making his EBW in-ring debut, leading the Kamikazes against Strong, Pokey, and Jeff. This was an exciting encounter with fans saying that Slayer has alot of talent, although his tactics are quite brutal. Just as things were picking up, Slayer pulled out some barbed wire and used it to choke Captain Strong. The VBW team lost by DQ and the teams continued brawling. This feud is far from over.



CP Munk has stepped up recently, to defend EBW and fight Metal Rush. Rumors are even circulating that he might make a permanent move from VBW.  Although he has suffered two losses to Metal Rush he has rebounded to accept a singles challenge from Metal Rush leader Ness. Ness wanted to use this 10-minute time limit match to stop CP Munk's growing popularity and eliminate a potential threat. Ness thought it would be easy but he was wrong. If Munk had any critics going into this match they were quickly silenced as CP Munk fought hard, attemping to take Ness down or at least go the distance. Late in the match Ness found out the hard way that Munk in for real as he narrowly escaped an Anaconda Cross Driver. Ness would have to take it up a notch and use his PSI Rockin to finally take down CP Munk at 9:57. The fans cheered for CP Munk who almost made it to the 10-minute mark. This angered Ness who continued to attack Munk and even pulled him up to show the fans that their wrestler was cut open. The fans threw trash at Ness as he headed to the back. This new side of Ness is indeed dark and ugly...



The Trevor/Franky/Picky Minch faction would go to war with Metal Rush's Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2 in 6-man tag action next. The Metal Rush team would come out to a grand entrance, as the Sharks climbed the entrance building and lowered a Metal Rush banner over the EBW sign.



This proved to be a disadvantage for Metal Rush however, as Viewtiful Trevor and Picky Minch climbed the building to fight the Sharks while Franky rushed the ring to confront Poo.



By the time this match finally got started both teams were already ruffed up from fighting outside the ring. This was an explosive match, with EBW champ Viewtiful Trevor dominating most of the time. Trevor made frequent tags to Franky however, whenever Poo was tagged in so that Franky could get a shot at his former minion. The fans were on fire as Trevor's faction looked to have the match won.....but those cheers turned to boos as Ness made his way to ringside. The Metal Rush leader was quick to interfere by grabbing Picky's ankle as he ran the ropes. This small distraction was enough for Picky to get caught by Poo and put down with a Starstorm OMEGA. After the match was over Ness jumped into the ring and assisted his faction in beating down their opponents. Metal Rush has avenged thier loss from the last show. The tension between these teams is rising.



Masked Kid and Foo have had to work really hard to remain relevent in the ever improving C-X-J division. Though they have lost several battles they have fought hard to stay in the fold and now get a C-X-J tag title shot. One thing has stood in their way.....Shadow. Neither wrestler has been able to overcome the "C-X-J Bully" and that weakness would prove to be their downfall in this title match. Shadow and Vargas did have their hands full with the underdog team, but a Shadow Driver on Foo sealed the deal and assured that Shadow and Vargas would make a successful 1st title defense.



The main event has been recieving hype for sometime now. HOT versus Generator was the most anticipated C-X-J title match in EBW History.....the expections were exceeded. Before HOT would step into the ring to defend his title, he had an introduction to make...



HOT: I am a HOT champion.....the hottest champion in EBW. Everyone knows that hot champions like to be close to the hot ladies. The lady on my right happens to be the hottest. I present to you fans ..."The Hottest Woman in the Universe" Hottie Boombalottie! Don't get too distracted with her though. I will be kicking ass in the ring.

This match was anticipated for a reason. The fans were on fire for this whole encounter, as HOT and Generator exchanged blows and high risk manuvers, This was a back and forth the whole time with many close calls. Generator seemed poised to take the belt when he successfully hit the Moonsault Legdrop on HOT, but the C-X-J champ kicked out and turned things around by catching Generator in an IGNITION Shining Armbar in the center on the ring. With the hold locked in tight and nowhere to go, Generator spent the next several minutes struggling to escape before passing out due to the pain. HOT successfully defended his title in the best C-X-J match to date. HOT and his woman celebrated in the ring.



It wasn't long before HOT's attention was turned back to Generator who began to stagger back up. HOT approached him and extended his hand. Though neither wrestler is able to get along they can at least show mutual respect after the epic fight they had....

We have seen VBW cause chaos, Metal Rush continue to threaten EBW, and two awesome title fights. This is EBW...

EBW: Rushing Climax
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1. Prove your worth!
Chicken Man best Retro Hippie (4:14) with a Chickenwing Neckbreaker.
2. Elimination 6-Man Tag
Brawler SWIFT/Apple Kid/Orange Kid beat The W00t/Reno/Rude (37:14)
The W00t beat Orange Kid (7:03) with a W00tinoku Driver #2.
Brawler SWIFT beat Reno (14:22) with a German Suplex pin.
The W00t beat Apple Kid (21:56) with a W00tinoku Driver #2.
Brawler SWIFT beat Rude (21:57) with a Stomp Submission.
Bralwer SWIFT beat The W00t (37:14) with a Muscle Buster.
3. EBW vs. VBW
Captain Strong/Pokey Minch/Jeff beat Slayer/Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B (10:09) by DQ.
4. Metal Rush to CP Munk: "Give it your best shot!" 10-minute time limit
Ness beat CP Munk (9:57) with a PSI Rockin.
5. Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Viewtiful Trevor/Franky/Picky Minch (29:42) when Poo hit a Starstorm OMEGA on Picky Minch.
6. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship
Shadow/Vargas(c) beat Masked Kid/Foo (18:22) when Shadow hit a Shadow Driver on Foo.
7. EBW C-X-J Championship
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) beat "High Voltage" Generator (31:18) with the IGNITION Shining Armbar.

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Viewtiful Trevor names his new faction!



Today, EBW Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor, Franky, and Picky Minch met up at EBW HQ to announce that they will officially go by the name "A-Team". Trevor stated his reason for the name.

Viewtiful Trevor: I like the show...............that's it....... just cause I like the show......I got the DVD box sets......

After yesterday's loss to Metal Rush, A-Team is ready to hit back in a big way.

Franky: We got a surprise in store for Metal Rush. Poo will be in for a shock.

X-cite card revealed/E-1 participation news/Last Clash 2007 partial card/First tour of 2008 announced

We got the card for the next X-cite, and it looks like another 2-hour special for EBW. Boogaloo TV! may be allowing these 2-hour specials as a test run to see if EBW can maintain the ratings from their first hour into their second, which could mean permanent 2-hour show. We got alot of big matches happening, with EBW and VBW clashing once again in a No-DQ match. The Sharks will defend their titles against both The Turks and Fruit Inc. CP Munk has challenged Ness to a rematch and promised that he would go the distance with the former champ this time. We will also hear from Mr. Pirkle who will discuss recent EBW developments. Ness will also have some mic time to see if he can convince SWIFT to join Metal Rush. The W00t hasn't been announced for any appearences, but knowing W00t you can expect to see him too... So be sure to tune in to this packed show.

EBW: X-cite 2-Hour Special
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Generator vs. Pirate Bill
2. Masked Kid/Foo/Chicken Man vs. Shadow/Vargas/Retro Hippie
3. EBW vs. VBW No-DQ
Captain Strong/Pokey Minch vs. Kamimaze A/Kamimaze B
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1/Shark #2(c) vs. Reno/Rude vs. Apple Kid/Orange Kid
5. One More Shot! 10-Minute time limit
Ness vs. CP Munk
6. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Viewtiful Trevor/Franky vs. Poo/?

After the show check back with EBW.com where will reveal the participants in the 2007 E-1 Climax.

The partial card for Last Clash 2007 has been revealed. All the titles will be on the line at this show.

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Boogaloo TV!

1. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship
Shadow/Vargas(c) vs. ?
2. EBW C-X-J Championship
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) vs. ?
3. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1/Shark #2(c) vs. ?
4. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
The W00t(c) vs. ?
5. EBW Heavyweight Championship
Viewtiful Trevor(c) vs. ?

In 2008, EBW will return with the EBW: New Story 2008 tour.

EBW: New Story 2008
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EBW: New Story 2008
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EBW: New Story 2008
Twoson

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BREAKING NEWS: EBW confirms a working partnership with Mushroom Kingdom Pro Wrestling!



In one of the biggest wrestling stories of the year, EBW will begin a working partnership with veteran wrestling promotion Mushroom Kingdom Pro Wrestling. MKPW has been in operation since 1990, and has a roster full of the Mushroom Kingdom's finest. Mr. Pirkle told EBW.com that he hopes to have strong partnership with this great promotion.



Mr. Pirkle met with MKPW Commissioner Cranky Kong to discuss the first EBW talent to make the trip to MKPW. Brawler SWIFT's old stomping ground happens to be MKPW, so he was happy to volunteer. SWIFT will be thrust immediatley into a #1 contender match for MKPW's Rated M title.

MKPW "Melee", 12/XX/07 (MKTV/BKS)
Hoohoo Village Rec Center (400)
Hoohoo, Beanbean Kingdom

3-Way Dance - #1 Contender MKPW Rated M Title: Bowser Jr. vs. Diddy Kong vs. Brawler SWIFT

These sudden series of events are sure to add excitement to EBW! Be sure to continue checking EBW.com for more EBW/MKPW news.

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Before this weeks episode of X-cite began we were shown video of Metal Rush and A-Team arriving to the arena.



Ness's longtime girlfriend Paula, who hasn't been seen in EBW for quite sometime, accompanied Metal Rush as they entered the arena....by accompany I mean carried their bags while Ness shouted at her to hurry up.



A-Team arrived several minutes later in a new custom van. EBW Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor told the camera man that their sweet new ride was not the only surprise they had today...

We then cut to the arena where it was announced that Cranky Kong and Funky Kong from MKPW were in attendance to watch EBW's product. After the announcement Ness and Paula made their way out. Paula seemed reluctant and had to be dragged to the ring.



Ness: I think we all know why I am out here right now....I'm here for Brawler SWIFT. I kept Metal Rush in the back so we could talk man to man. Oh, I did bring Paula out but that's no big deal.....It's not like I would use her as a human shield if negotiations with SWIFT went badly. I may be a dick but I'm not a monster. So come on out here SWIFT and let's negotiate.

(SWIFT made his entrance)

SWIFT: Can we make this quick....I ain't got all day.

Ness: Thanks for coming out SWIFT. I hope you have thought about the decision you are going to make.

SWIFT: I have.

Ness: And?

SWIFT: Why not....I'll give it a shot.

Ness: Great! Now if you'll just sign this contract, we can make it official.

SWIFT signs the contract as Metal Rush enters the ring.

Ness: Let this be known EBW......A-Team......we have Brawler SWIFT on our side now. You don't stand a chance against us! SWIFT, I intend to use you tonight in the main event. Poo needs a partner for the tag match and I have selected you. Do you have a problem fighting your former friend Trevor?

SWIFT: Just tell me whose ass I need to kick and I'll kick it.

Ness: That's good to hear! Get ready EBW......Metal Rush is gonna run you down!



With the announcement of Brawler SWIFT joining Metal Rush things were definately getting interesting in this 2-hour special. Our first match of the night would feature Generator taking on Pirate Bill. Generator fought one of his biggest battles the other day to almost capture the C-X-J championship. Though he ended up losing the match he earned alot of respect from the champ and the fans. Now enetering as a fan favorite, an energized Generator would fight a very exciting match with Pirate Bill and win with a Moonsault Legdrop. After the match Generator grabbed the mic.

Generator: After the battle I went through the other day I have a newfound respect for not only the C-X-J champ, but the whole division as well. You can count on me to work harder then ever to get back to the top.

More C-X-J action was up next as Masked Kid, Foo, and Chicken Man battled F.A.T. Shadow and Vargas made their 1st defense of the C-x-J tag belts at the last show and seemed confident that they would be successful again, and they might have been right if it wasn't for the weak link of Retro Hippie. Chicken Man recently broke his losing streak by beating Retro Hippie andwould pick up the win again today with the same move to achieve victory for his team.

We then cut to the backstage area where Viewtiful Trevor was seen confronting Ness in front of the Metal Rush locker room.



Ness: What do you think you're doing here Trevor!?

Viewtiful Trevor: Go ahead and call your goon squad....I don't care! I'll bust their faces in to get to you if I have to.

Ness: ........That won't be needed. What do you want?!

Viewtiful Trevor: What are you doing bringing your woman to the ring with you when you're calling out Brawler SWIFT? If he wanted to take you out she might get hurt in the crossfire. You got no guts! Why don't you grow a pair and fight your own fights!

Ness: Don't worry about what I do with my girlfriend! She belongs to me I can do whatever I want with her! Ithink you're just afraid to fight SWIFT. You always tried to stay on his good side but now you got no choice but to fight him.

Viewtiful Trevor: I sided with him because he was my friend....but if he wants to join you then Franky and I will fight him without fear. Don't worry about me you pansy....I've got a plan.



Captain Strong and Pokey Minch continued their war against the indy group VBW today with a No-DQ tag team match. Rules were broken and weapons were used in this long hardcore brawl. Despite the Kamikazes being used to the hardcore style, Strong and Pokey 1-uped them in this encounter when Pokey pinned Kamikaze A after a Top Rope Splash. Kamikaze B would have helped his partner escape the pin but he was busy having a small moniter chucked at his face. EBW has gained some revenge on VBW and proved that they can fight with their tactics.

The Sharks would defend the EBW tag belts next against both the Turks and Fruit Inc. The recent war between Turks and Fruit Inc. made this very personal. The constant bickering and fighting between the two teams made it much easier for the Sharks to survive this otherwise difficult situation. Shark #1 pinned Orange Kid with the Shark Driver to made the successful title defense. Fruit Inc. and the Turks brawled to the back as the Sharks celebrated.

"Treasue Hunter" HOT made his way to the ring next alongside "The Hottest Woman in the Universe" Hottie Boombalottie. With mic in hand and a grin on his face, it was obvious that he was here to talk about his title defense.

HOT: First off I want to say thanks......to Generator. You brought out the best in me. It reminded me how awesome I truly am. Next I want to thank Hottie for being so damn HOT! Last but not least I want to thank you, the fans. You keep EBW going and allow me to show off my HOTness. Now on to the business at hand. EBW decided to give me a day off after my title defense but I couldn't let you fans go without seeing me.......you're welcome by the way. Now that I have beaten Generator I have been left wondering......what's next? Who do I defend my title against next? Who do fans get to see beaten by the HOTtest wrestler in EBW?

It was at this time that someone answered HOT's question...............Rishin Fliger.



HOT: Rishin Fliger? What are you doing here?

Rishin Fliger: Rishin Fligers was listen to you tells the fans that you are the best C-X-J wrestler around.

HOT: That's right.

Rishin Fliger: Well I gots the news for you.....Rishin Fligers is the greatest wrestler to ever live...and will ever live....I knows this cause the Fliger Cycle is a time machine.

HOT: Is that right? Well perhaps you should prove it. Earn your right to face me and get a title shot.

Rishin Fliger: Oh don't worries about that Hawt..

HOT: It's HOT.

Rishin Fliger: Hoot....

HOT: HOT!

Rishin Fliger: Rishin Fliger cares nots what your name is. The point is I will takes your title and probably your woman and adds them to my collection....my collection of titles and my even bigger collection of womens.

HOT: I look forward to the challenge...

CP Munk fought hard to go the distance with Ness at the last show, only to be stopped with just three seconds left. After the loss, CP Munk was beaten by Ness and had to be taken to the back. Now CP Munk has challenged the former 2x EBW champion to another 10-minute time limit bout......Ness has accepted. Ness brought Paula down to ringside again and told her to sit down not distract him before he turned his attention to Munk and attacked him before the bell even sounded. CP Munk was on the recieving end of alot of offense in the early minutes, but managed to evade a clothesline and start firing off kicks and chops of his own. The fans continued to back CP Munk much to the anger of Ness gave Munk a quick eye gouge before attacking once again. As we hit the 9 minute mark, CP Munk and Ness were slapping it out in the center of the ring. Ness succeeded in taking advantage of the exchange and knocking Munk down. Then he brutally began stomping Munk in the neck. Paula could quite clearly be heard begging Ness to just finish him off. The screams could be head by Ness who turned to look at her. This instant of hestitation allowed CP Munk to grab Ness and roll him up into a pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Before Ness could get up to attack Munk the 10-minute time limit expired. CP Munki had gone the distance with the former champ! As CP Munk celebrated, Ness dragged Paula into the ring and knocked her down. CP Munk turned around to see this but before he was able to interfere, the Sharks got in his way and kept him back. At this time A-Team rushed out to assist.



Viewtiful Trevor confronted Ness while Franky, Picky, and CP Munk forced the Sharks to retreat. Ness retreated as well and Paula reluctantly followed.



They didn't go far though as they stood at the entrance way to watch the main event. Before we could get to the main event though, we were taken to someone who had something to say to the EBW fans...



The W00t: Greetings to all the W00ties in the arena tonight. It's me The W00t, sipping a coconut drink with some fine ladies in Summer. I know you are all heart broken to see that I am not there in person but I felt that I needed a break. You can bet though that when the talk about the E-1 Climax starts to build up you'll hear my name in there. I also got some big surprises in store for EBW. The W00t will be back better then ever.....as soon as I finish working on my tan.

The main event was up next. This match quickly became a heavily anticipated encounter when it was announced that Trevor and SWIFT would be clashing for the very first time. Most of the match was Franky and Poo continuing their rivalry and battling it out. The match went on for a while without Trevor or SWIFT being in the ring at the same time.....but it eventually happened. The crowd went crazy as they met in the center of the ring and stared each other down. SWIFT looked like he was about to attack....but then he turned back to his corner and tagged in Poo. A puzzled Poo stepped back into the ring but tried to tag SWIFT back in. SWIFT refused to be tagged back in though and by the time Poo turned around to fight, Franky had been tagged in and hit him hard with his Come out Swinging finisher. 1-2-3! A-Team won the match! At this point as Franky stood laughing at Poo, SWIFT re-entered the ring and faced off with Trevor. SWIFT pulled out his Metal Rush contract, tore it up, and shook hands with Viewtiful Trevor. A-Team had pulled a fast one and gotten SWIFT to join them! The show ended with Ness coldly staring at the ring as A-Team celebrated. Both factions are fighting on a level playing field now...



EBW: X-cite 2-Hour Special
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Generator beat Pirate Bill (8:44) with a Moonsault Legdrop.
2. Masked Kid/Foo/Chicken Man beat Shadow/Vargas/Retro Hippie (13:08) when Chicken Man used a Chickenwing Neckbreaker on Retro Hippe.
3. EBW vs. VBW No-DQ
Captain Strong/Pokey Minch beat Kamimaze A/Kamimaze B (18:05) when Picky used a Top Rope Splash on Kamikaze A.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1/Shark #2(c) beat Reno/Rude and Apple Kid/Orange Kid (23:47) when Shark #1 hit the Shark Driver on Orange Kid.
5. One More Shot! 10-Minute time limit
Ness vs. CP Munk (10:00) ended in a time limit draw.
6. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Viewtiful Trevor/Franky beat Poo/Brawler SWIFT (28:31) when Franky hit the Come out Swinging on Poo.

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Big meeting at EBW HQ concerning E-1 Climax!



The EBW roster all met with Mr. Pirkle today to dicuss the upcoming 2-day E-1 Climax shows at the Battle Dome. This year's tournament will be elimination style with an A and B block. The biggest shock is the news that EBW Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor is being omitted from the tournament. The reason being that the tournament winner will recieve a shot at the title at Last Clash 2007. Metal Rush was thrilled by the decision.

Ness: Sorry to hear that you're not in the tournament Trevor. I guess Pirkle doesn't want to see you stink up the show.

Viewtiful Trevor: It doesn't matter Ness.....one of the other members of A-Team will win the tournament. Probably Brawler SWIFT...ya know... the guy that played you all for chumps. Awww I love it when a plan comes together!

Ness: SWIFT and I got a score to settle and we'll settle it in the ring.

SWIFT: Oh we sure will Ness. You tried to threaten me. No one talks shit to SWIFT and no one tries to lead me. Because you tried to do both......I'm going to bust your teeth in and win the E-1 Climax.

Ness: We'll see SWIFTIE.....we'll see.

To continue with the strange booking decisions, Mr. Pirkle booked Viewtiful Trevor in a deathmatch against a VBW member on both nights. This could seriously injure Trevor before his scheduled title fight. Pirkle has responded by stating that the matches will draw a good crowd but many still question his decisions. The weirdest decision he made in the day was the announcement that he would be the special guest referee for the final match of the tournament. Below is the list of wrestlers followed by a full day-1 card and partial day-2 card. The biggest news is that CP Munk has been invited to participate in the tournament. This is due to his recent rise in popularity and willingness to step up for the big matches.

Block A
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Captain Strong
The W00t
Ness
CP Munk

Block B
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Brawler SWIFT
Pokey
Poo
Franky

EBW: E-1 Climax 2007 Day-1
Battle Dome
Boogaloo TV!

1. Rishin Fliger's Return
HOT/Generator/Chicken Man vs. Rishin Fliger/Masked Kid/Foo vs. Shadow/Vargas/Pirate Bill
2. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Picky vs. Shark #1
3. Caged Landmine Deathmatch
Viewtiful Trevor vs. Bob the uber blob
4. E-1 Climax Block A Elimination
Captain Strong vs. The W00t
5. E-1 Climax Block B Elimination
Brawler SWIFT vs. Pokey
6. E-1 Climax Block A Elimination
Ness vs. CP Munk
7. E-1 Climax Block B Elimination
Franky vs. Poo

EBW: E-1 Climax 2007 Day-2
Battle Dome
Boogaloo TV!

1. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Picky vs. Shark #2
2. C-X-J #1 Contender 4-Way
Rishin Fliger vs. Masked Kid vs. Pirate Bill vs. Foo
3. HOT/Generator/Chicken Man vs. Shadow/Vargas/Retro Hippie
4. EBW Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Match
Reno/Rude vs. Apple Kid/Orange Kid
5. Ironman Deathmatch
Viewtiful Trevor vs. Slayer
6. E-1 Climax Block A vs. B Elimination
? vs. ?
7. E-1 Climax Block A vs. B Elimination
? vs. ?
8. E-1 Climax Final Elimination
Special Referee: Mr. Pirkle
? vs. ?

Brawler SWIFT in MKPW!



Brawler SWIFT headed to Hoohoo Village Rec Center today to be apart of MKPW's "Melee" show. He took part in a 3-way dance to decide the #1 Contender of the MKPW Rated M Title. Though he didn't win the match, SWIFT fought hard avoided the direct pin fall loss. Early reports say that the match was very exciting. This goes a long way towards the continued growth of the EBW/MKPW partnership. Expect more wrestlers to head to MKPW and for their wrestlers to come to EBW.

MKPW "Melee", 12/XX/07 (MKTV/BKS)
Hoohoo Village Rec Center (400)
Hoohoo, Beanbean Kingdom
330 Fans  (Super No Vacancy)

3-Way Dance - #1 Contender MKPW Rated M Title: Bowser Jr. (9:32 Chairshot) Diddy Kong, Brawler SWIFT

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Day-1

The annual EBW sensation has arrived once again! E-1 Climax 2007 hit the Battle Dome today, with a sold out crowd anticipating all the action and excitement. The show kicked off with the trophy ceremony, where last year's winner Franky brought the trophy to the ring.



Mr. Pirkle: Welcome EBW fans to the E-1 Climax! This is it, the biggest tournament in EBW. Franky won the tournament last year and went on to win the EBW Heavyweight Championship. Will this year's winner do the same? Let's find out....

Before the tournament would begin, the fans were presented with a stacked undercard. The opening match C-X-J three team tag match was special because it marked the in-ring return of Rishin Fliger! While the other teams had more experience together, Rishin Fliger was a top notch ring general and helped bring out the best in Masked Kid and Foo. Rishin Fliger made his return a successful one by pinning Vargas after a Fliger Bomb. C-X-J Champion HOT applauded Fliger on his victory after the match. Tommorow Fliger gets his chance to get a title shot.



The next bout featured Picky Minch taking on Shark #1 in an A-Team vs. Metal Rush singles bout. Picky showed off the improvements he has made since his excursion to VBW by fighting a brutal style. Shark #1 is more a of tag specialist. This fact caused him to gas out before Picky who dominated the later half of the match and finished off the Shark with a Top Rope Powerbomb.



EBW Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor has had some challenges in the past, but nothing he has been quite like this. He has been tasked to survive 2 deathmatches on 2 consecutive days. No one is sure why Mr. Pirkle booked the matches, but Trevor agreed to participate. The champ would be facing Bob the uber blob, a man he defeated in VBW, in a Caged Landmine Deathmatch. The rules were simple....pin, submission, or explosion. Weapons were also thrown inside the cage. The weapons were used alot to say the least. Bob the uber blob, being the deathmatch veteran that he is, dominated early on and quickly busted Trevor open with a steel pipe. Trevor fought to keep conscious as blood poured out but eventually turned things around when he got his hands on a ball and chain. Conventional wrestling won it for Trevor though, as he threw down his weapon and finished off Bob with a Trevorplex. After the match Trevor stumbled out of the ring and had to be helped to the back.



The tournament matches were up next. In a Block A bout Captain Strong would face off with EBW 2nd Belt Champion The W00t. The W00t and Strong share a similar style so this one could gave gone to either competitor. Other then an early match eye gouge, The W00t fought one of the cleanest matches he has had since joining EBW. Strong showed signs of strain from his recent hardcore matches, and The W00t exploited the injuries before he won with a W00tinoku Driver #2.



In Block B Brawler SWIFT faced off with Pokey Minch. It was bulk vs brawl with SWIFT winning a surprisingly quick match after lifting the bulky Pokey up to hit a ring shaking Muscle Buster.



Back in Block A, "Metal Tyrant" Ness would have his third battle with CP Munk. The first two matches had a 10-minute time limit ending with a win for Ness and a draw. CP Munk's fighting spirit earned him a spot in E-1 Climax and now he would do battle with Ness once again. CP Munk started off strong with a series of strikes before knocking Ness out of the ring with a dropkick. Ness rebounded after climbing back into the ring, dropping Munk with a strong lariat. The action was fierce and CP Munk stepped up to put on his best performance to date. But Ness's wrestling skill and dirty tactics helped him overcome Munk and he won the match with a PSI Rockin. After the bout Ness helped CP Munk back up raised his hand in an apparent show of respect before he floored him again with a lariat.



The final match of day-1 would see Franky and Poo battle in singles action for the first time since Franky's return. After a heated staredown the violence began. In what was described as one of the best matches of the night, Franky and Poo fought a violent battle, with Poo hitting his Starstorm OMEGA early on only for Franky to kick out. It was obvious that the former S.T.U leader was here for revenge. His revenge seemed certain when he threw Poo to the ropes and hit a Come out Swinging on his return, but Poo was no slouch and kicked out of Franky's finisher as well. It was at this time that Franky presented his brand new Franky Crab finisher before Poo had a chance to get back up. Being stuck in the center of the ring, Poo had no choice but to tap to his rival, giving Franky the victory to close the show.



The first day of the E-1 Climax was a complete success and tommorow looks to be even better

EBW: E-1 Climax 2007 Day-1
Battle Dome
Boogaloo TV!

1. Rishin Fliger's Return
Rishin Fliger/Masked Kid/Foo beat HOT/Generator/Chicken Man and Shadow/Vargas/Pirate Bill (19:05) when Rishin Fliger hit the Fliger Bomb on Vargas.
2. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Picky beat Shark #1 (8:17) with a Top Rope Powerbomb.
3. Caged Landmine Deathmatch
Viewtiful Trevor beat Bob the uber blob (15:41) with a Trevorplex!
4. E-1 Climax Block A Elimination
The W00t beat Captain Strong (11:28) with a W00tinoku Driver #2.
5. E-1 Climax Block B Elimination
Brawler SWIFT beat Pokey (7:11) with a Muscle Buster.
6. E-1 Climax Block A Elimination
Ness beat CP Munk (13:56) with a PSI Rockin.
7. E-1 Climax Block B Elimination
Franky beat Poo (18:13) with a Franky Crab.

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Day-2

Day-2 of the E-1 Climax in Battle Dome saw another packed crowd ready to see EBW action. The show kicked off with another trophy ceremony as the four semi-finalists met in the ring to watch the trophy unveiling.



Tonight these four would clash to detirmine who would become the 2007 E-1 Climax champion! But first we would see another stacked undercard.

The opening bout was another A-Team vs. Metal Rush singles match. Picky made quick work of Shark #1 on Day-1 of the tournament and was now ready to do the same to Shark #2. Shark #2 fared slightly better in a singles environment but Picky still managed to dominate. It looked like 2 straight pin falls for the Sharks until Shark #1 rushed into the ring and attacked Picky. The 11-year-old supernova had to fight off two Sharks to escpae the ring with a DQ victory.

Next up would be a 4-way encounter to detirmine the #1 contender for the C-X-J title. The four participants were Masked Kid, Foo, Pirate Bill, and Rishin Fliger. Fliger was dominant during the match and showed why he is known far and wide as an exceptional wrestler....albeit a little on the strange side. Pirate Bill would be the one to take the Fliger Bomb and give Rishin Fliger the win. As Rishin Fliger celebrated in the ring HOT could be seen applauding Fliger once again. HOT and Fliger will collide at Last Clash 2007.



Next it would be time to decide the #1 contenders to the tag titles. Fruit Inc. and the Turks have had a heated rivalry as of late and this would be the battle to decide it all. Reno and Rude brought the strong style offense while Orange Kid and Apple Kid brought the technical expertise. The clash styles made for a very competitve battle that Fruit Inc. edged out to win it when Orange Kid hit the devastating Orange Crush on Reno. Fruit Inc. have shaken off the ring rust and reminded fans of why they were a team in the first place. After the match the two teams shook hands in a show of respect. The Sharks looked on as the new #1 contenders celebrated.



After being carried out of the cage in yeterday's deathmatch, many were skeptical that Viewtiful Trevor would be able to make it to today's Ironman Deathmatch, but true to his word Trevor staggered out to face VBW ace Slayer. This would a 60-min match and whoever scored the most pins or submissions would get the victory. Despite the fans completely backing him, the EBW champ was still suffering from his injuries from the previous day's deathmatch. Trevor has his ribs taped up and Slayer exploited the injury by kicking Trevor's ribs several times before he tossed him into some lighttubes. As Slayer grabbed another lighttube, Trevor reached out and captured Slayer in the Trevor Triangle Choke. Slayer was locked in and had no choice but to tap out. An angered Slayer got up quickly and tossed Trevor into the barbed wire. As the minutes ticked by Trevor struggled to recover, but Slayer was not going to be taken lightly and scored a pin on the EBW champ following a powerbomb onto broken lighttubes. Now tied 1-1 Slayer was desperate to finish off the EBW ace. From under the ring Slayer pulled out a chainsaw! What he planned to do with the chainsaw was anyone's guess but luckily we wouldn't have to find out when Trevor pulled out a chainsaw of his own and blocked Slayer's attack. With time running out Trevor had no choice but to get in closer and disarm Slayer of the chainsaw, which opened him up to a Trevorplex!. 1-2-3! Trevor was now now 2-1 on Slayer as the remaining time expired. Viewtiful Trevor survived the second deathmatch. After the match the two opponents stared each other down until Slayer walked away...



It was now time for the semi-finals, with SWIFT clashing with his rival The W00t. The EBW 2nd belt champion had been successful at fending off SWIFT so far, but now he had nowhere to run and nothing left to do but fight. When The W00t is backed into a corner he shows that he is actually a very competent wrestler and stood toe to toe with SWIFT in a very competitive battle. SWIFT came out on top however by taking out The W00t with a devastating top rope Muscle Buster. With the victory over his rival, A-Team's Brawler will be heading to the E-1 finals.



The last time that Ness and Franky fought, Franky was the EBW Heavyweight Champion and Ness was fighting to protect EBW. Now the tables were turned as Ness was out to destroy EBW and Franky stood in his way. Franky showed signs of rust when it comes to the big singles matches and was dominated early on by the "Metal Tyrant". Franky fought on turned the tables on Ness hitting the Come out Swinging finisher. Ness kicked out, quickly poked Franky in the eyes, and rolled him up for the pin. 1-2-3! Ness wins the match and advances to the final round.



Mr. Pirkle, Brawler SWIFT, Picky Minch, and Metal Rush all made their way to the ring for the main event.



Mr. Pirkle: This is the moment we've all been waiting for. The finals of the E-1 Climax! Neither A-Team or Metal Rush will interfere in this match and if they do their will be dire consequences. Do you understand? Good....then let the battle begin!

This would be the first time that Brawler SWIFT and Ness would battle in an EBW ring, and what better place to do it then the finals of the E-1 Climax. Ness reminded SWIFT that he was still angry over the double cross and knocked him down fast. SWIFT quickly rushed back to his feet though and the fight ensued. Ness proved to be Brawler SWIFT's toughest opponent to date and proved to be a real challenge despite the use of any dirty tactics. Mr. Pirkle made sure that Metal Rush kept a safe distance from the ring. Ness kept the brawler busy and even successfully escaped a Muscle Buster attempt and hit the PSI Rockin, but Brawler SWIFT kicked out of a pin attempt at 2.9. Ness remained dominate but hesitated slightly to catch his breath. At that point SWIFT fired off a quick Superkick and knocked the "Metal Tyrant" down. As Ness slowly staggered up, SWIFT grabbed him by the hair and set him up for the Muscle Buster. Then came the shocker of the century! As SWIFT lifted Ness for the finisher Mr. Pirkle, the EBW President, kicked Brawler SWIFT in the gut!



As SWIFT turned to confront Mr. Pirkle, Ness caught him and hit a PSI Rockin. Ness rolled him up and Mr. Pirkle made a fast count. Under the most shocking of circumstances, Ness has won the E-1 Climax and apparently Mr. Pirkle is siding with Metal Rush. What will happen to EBW now that Mr. Pirkle has betrayed the promotion he founded?



EBW: E-1 Climax 2007 Day-2
Battle Dome
Boogaloo TV!

1. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Picky beat Shark #2 (9:04) via DQ.
2. C-X-J #1 Contender 4-Way
Rishin Fliger beat Masked Kid, Pirate Bill, and Foo (10:12) with a Fliger Bomb on Pirate Bill.
3. HOT/Generator/Chicken Man beat Shadow/Vargas/Retro Hippie (8:55) when Chicken Man hit the Chickenwing Neckbreaker on Retro Hippie.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Match
Apple Kid/Orange Kid beat Reno/Rude (12:03) when Orange Kid hit the Orange Crush on Reno.
5. Ironman Deathmatch
Viewtiful Trevor beat Slayer (60:00) 2-1 with a Trevorplex!
6. E-1 Climax Block A vs. B Elimination
Brawler SWIFT beat The W00t (14:08) with a Top Rope Muscle Buster.
7. E-1 Climax Block A vs. B Elimination
Ness beat Franky (13:32) with a PSI Rockin.
8. E-1 Climax Final Elimination
Special Referee: Mr. Pirkle
Ness beat Brawler SWIFT (22:54) with a PSI Rockin to win the 2007 E-1 Climax

EBW.com "2008 the year of EBW"

EBW.com has followed many stories for EBW before, but today may have been one of the busiest story days. We will now present to you the busy day's news in chronological order.

Press conference for Trevor-W00t! New World Title revealed!



The big day started off with a press conference on board the Koopa Cruiser. Viewtiful Trevor and The W00t exchanged words while Mr. Poochyfud revealed a brand new world title belt for Trevor to hold. Mr. Poochyfud told the crowd that this new belt cost $15,000 and that he hopes to soon upgrade the rest of the belts. The W00t mostly spoke about winning the belt at the supershow but also promoted the fact that he would be participating in the MKPW EXCITER show later in the day against Brawler SWIFT in a "Magic wand on a pole" match. He told the crowd that he would prove he can stand up to the brawler and gain momentum on his way to the EBW Heavyweight Championship. Viewtiful Trevor wished The W00t luck but believed that he would make it to the EBW vs. MKPW show as the champ. He also mentioned possibly appearing at EXCITER. When asked about the imposter Trevor, the champion stated that the imposter looked ridiculous in his robe and he would take it back at the next EBW show.

EBW at MKPW EXCITER!

Later that night at EXCITER The W00t managed to overcome Brawler SWIFT by grabbing the wand off the pole. After a bit of gloating, The W00t used the wand to turn SWIFT into a PANDA!!! Panda SWIFT was then dragged away by the Mushroom Kingdom Zoo before digging his newly gained claws into W00t's face.



MKPW "EXCITER", 1/XX/08 (PPV)
Pipe Land Civic Center (2,500)
Pipe Land, Mushroom Kingdom
2,405 Fans - Super No Vacancy

-EBW Offer Match - Magic Wand on a Pole Match: The W00t (12:55 Wand Retrieval) Brawler SWIFT

After the main event of EXCITER, King Bowser gloated over his win and started to threaten Metal Rush, EBW in general, and for some reason Apple Kid especially. Viewtiful Trevor appeared at the entrance ramp with his new EBW Heavyweight Championship belt and applauded Bowser's win. The dream match is set for EBW vs. MKPW, King Bowser vs. Viewtiful Trevor for the MKPW Mushroom World Championship.



Metal Rush attempts an invasion at EXCITER!

Early in the show Metal Rush attempted to invade EXCITER, but was locked out and forced to retreat. But unknownenst to those inside Metal Rush had other plans. Even though the doors were chained, Metal Rush (including the imposter Trevor in new Metal Rush colors) attacked the Koopa Troopa guards and spray painted all over the building. EBW 2nd Belt Champion Poo took a Koopa Troopa shell as a trophy.



Ness: Let me make this clear MKPW. You may shut us out, but we will always find a way to leave our mark. You like to talk trash while safely locked behind those doors. We challenge you to come to EBW. If we can come to you then surely you can come to us...

A-Team makes a "Jail Break"!



At the end of the busy day, A-Team met outside the Mushroom Kingdom Zoo to break out Panda SWIFT.

Franky: Alright Trevor you got him out, now what's your plan?

Viewtiful Trevor: Plan? I don't have a plan!

Picky Minch: Don't look at me! I'm only 11-years-old! I think SWIFT is trying claw my eyes out!

Viewtiful Trevor: That's a bad SWIFT...a very bad SWIFT! Hmmmm....well I used to be a magician....I'm sure I can figure out something.

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EBW: New Story 2008 Tour



Franky: So? How did it go?

Viewtiful Trevor: We could be in alot of trouble. I wasn't able to fix SWIFT and I'm pretty sure they want us to pay for the wall we destroyed to break him out.

Franky: Hmmmm..... you were right, perhaps we should've used the visitor entrance. I just had all that dynamite and I've been waiting to use it.

Viewtiful Trevor: No worries Franky......the explosion was cool. But what are we going to do without a tag partner tonight?



Dynamic Dougie: I hear you need a partner for the main event!

Picky Minch: Now that's convenient!



Mr. Pirkle: What do you mean ?Magical Trevor? is not here?!? We had the 3-2 advantage and now I hear that Dynamic Dougie has joined up with A-Team! That's 3-2 against you W00t!

The W00t: Relax sir! Like always.....I've got the situation well in hand. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mr. Pirkle: That's some evil cackle you got there W00t.

The W00t: Thanks! I've been practicing in front of my mirror for weeks.

Mr. Pirkle: I would've kept that to myself.

After the interesting developments that kicked off the show, the opening bout in the Oho Oasis was set to begin. F.A.T and Wildcards made their way to the ring, anxious to see the "Rebirth" of Masked Kid and Foo. It wouldn't take long for Rishin Fliger to present the two wrestlers. Masked Kid came out in his Happy Fun costume, apparently bringing back the popular Funky Afro Ninja. Foo was decked out in a Bruce Lee jumpsuit and a full head of hair. His new name was revealed to be Kung Foo. The other teams laughed at the underdogs new gimmicks, but they proved to be more formidible then ever before and got their "Rebirth" off to a great start when Funky Afro Ninja pinned Retro Hippie after a Top Rope Dropkick. The fans cheered in approval as Funky Afro Ninja, Kung Foo, and Rishin Fliger celebrated their big win.



The next match was created to detirmine who would get the next tag title shot after the upcoming supershow, but it barely got started before chaos ensued. Fruit Inc. and The Turks fought a textbook back and forth match in the first 2 minutes of the bout, but at 3 minutes King Bowser of MKPW charged the ring after setting a MKPW sign in front of the ring. King Bowser told the MKPW fans at EXCITER that he would show up and he was true to his word. He also promised to make life for Apple Kid a living hell. No one is sure exactly why he picked out Apple Kid, but he kept his promise and chased the dumpster diving inventor away from the ring. The match ended in a no contest, so the next contenders will have to be decided another day.



The Metal Rush war on both EBW and MKPW continued today, in a match that saw MKPW's Blackbelt Tack team with EBW's Captain Strong and the man who has beaten Strong twice in recent days and is also the #1 contender to the tag gold along with Tack, CP Munk. The Sharks fought a strong battle with the purpose of winning quick, but Ness had only one goal, to take down Blackbelt Tack. Though the battle was pretty even, Ness eventually won the bout for Metal Rush after wearing down Tack and finishing his off with PSI Rockin. After the bout Ness continued to attack Tack before grabbing the MKPW sign and tearing it in half.



Mr. Poochyfud stated recently that he likes to add excitement into EBW shows. Something that you might not expect should be included into the show every now and then. That's why he booked the Minch Brothers to compete against each other. The VBW Tag Team Champions have traded blows before, but it has been some time since it was in a singles encounter. Both brothers put on an incredible battle that the fans really got into. Their was never a time where it seemed like one of them was about to lose. The two competitive brothers lasted the 30 minute time limit, and the match ended in a draw. Pokey grabbed a mic and told his brother that he was proud of his growth, but he would meet him in the ring again and he intended to win. Picky also announced his intentions of victory the next time they battle.



The main event for this show has been altered several times. First SWIFT was turned into a Panda and taken out of the match, and then Dynamic Dougie appeared to become his replacement. On the Metal Rush side, The W00t had Poo and ?Magical Trevor? to fight along side, but the imposter Trevor was no where to be seen on the day of the show. This turned the tables on both teams. A-Team looked like they would be the one with the advantage, but when the time came for the match Dynamic Dougie did not make his way out. Now a tag match, A-Team and Metal Rush clashed to the delight of the crowd. Trevor and The W00t duked it out in the middle of the ring while Franky and Poo exchanged blows. Suddenly, out of the trees came an enraged Panda SWIFT who chased Poo out of the ring, which made the crowd erupt in laughter. Late in the match ?Magical Trevor? made his way to the ring and stood face to face with the real Trevor. At this point the imposter removed his robe to reveal.......Dynamic Dougie! Dougie's face could be seen for the first time. On one side of his face was large scar, on the other.......the Metal Rush logo. While Trevor got into a verbal argument with Dougie, The W00t dropped Franky with a W00tinoku Driver #2 and got the pin before Trevor could stop him. The W00t said he had things under control and he proved that he did. The W00t not only has alot of momentum heading into the title match, he also has Dynamic Dougie who has turned his back on Trevor. The question is....why?



EBW: New Story 2008 Tour
Oho Oasis
Boogaloo TV!

1. Rishin Fliger Presents!
Rishin Fliger/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Shadow/Vargas/Retro Hippie and HOT/Generator/Chicken Man (12:54) when Funky Afro Ninja hit a top rope Dropkick on Retro Hippe.
2. "Who gets the next shot?" Tag Team #2 Contender Match
Apple Kid/Orange Kid vs. Reno/Rude (3:02) ended in a No Contest.
3. EBW/MKPW unite to battle Metal Rush
Ness/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Captain Strong/CP Munk/Blackbelt Tack(MKPW) (14:59) when Ness hit the PSI Rockin on Blackbelt Tack.
4. Special Singles Match: EBW vs. A-Team/Brother vs. Brother
Pokey Minch vs. Picky Minch (30:00) ended in a draw.
5. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
The W00t/Poo/Dynamic Dougie beat Viewtiful Trevor/Franky (9:04) when The W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2 on Franky.

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EBW.com "2008 the year of EBW"

Wrestlers gather at Bean Bean Castle to promote the supershow!



Mr. Poochyfud brought some of the EBW roster to Bean Bean Castle with him to check out the location of the big show. Metal Rush decided to come too but Mr. Poochyfud made them get their own flight. Geno made an appearence when he heard that HOT was one of the representatives coming to the castle. Geno apologized for not appearing at EBW's last show, but after the loss of his tag gold at EXCITER, a break was needed. He told HOT that he had been studying tapes and was ready to show true C-X-J spirit and win the title. HOT made it clear that he respected Geno but did not think he had what it takes to win the gold. This will be one of the first interpromotional title matches between EBW and MKPW so pride is also on the line. The W00t brought his new pal Dynamic Dougie to the event in an attempt to psyche the champion out, but Viewtiful Trevor didn't even look over at W00t or Dougie the entire day. Dynamic Dougie is remaining silent on his reasons for joining Metal Rush.

New Story 2008 Supershow card revealed!

After the tour of the castle, Mr. Poochyfud announced the supershow card to the press. Several matches have already been announced but the additions made this show even more anticipated. Ness's constant challenges to MKPW have finally been answered. Bowser Jr. is coming to EBW to face Ness one-on-one. Will the "Metal Tyrant" be able to fight off the MKPW invader? Despite SWIFT being a Panda, Mr. Poochyfud has decided to allow the 2nd Belt title match to go on as planned much to the horror of Poo. For the first time in EBW history a Panda is getting a title shot. Finally, the match right before the main event will be an over the top rumble to detirmine the next #1 Contender to the EBW Heavyweight Championship. All in all the pieces are in place and the show is set. This special supershow is going to be aired on Boogaloo TV! as well as MKPW's tv stations, so this is a big opportunity to get the product seen by a huge audience. The card for the show is listed below...

EBW: New Story 2008 Supershow
Bean Bean Castle
MKTV/BKS/HTV/Boogaloo TV

1. Team Fliger vs. F.A.T
Rishin Fliger/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Shadow/Vargas/Pirate Bill
2. EBW Tag Team Championship
Shark #1/Shark #2(c) vs. CP Munk/Blackbelt Tack
3. Ness's Challenge to MKPW "Bring it on!"
Ness vs. Bowser Jr.
4. EBW C-X-J Championship
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) vs. Geno
5. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Poo(c) vs. Panda SWIFT
6. EBW Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Rumble
Captain Strong vs. Dyanmic Dougie vs. Pokey Minch vs. Picky Minch vs. Orange Kid vs. Apple Kid vs. Reno vs. Rude vs. Franky
7. EBW Heavyweight Championship
Viewtiful Trevor(c) vs. The W00t

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EBW: New Story 2008 Supershow

NEW STORY SUPERSHOW OPENING VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPO_1I_YH4Y

The day of the big EBW supershow was here! Mushroom people, Bean Bean people, and Koopa Troopas alike all came to see EBW in action. The ticket sales went so well that EBW was forced to move the show to an outside venue to make sure that anyone who wanted to see the show could see it. This was not only a big day match wise, but it would be the first time that a full EBW show would air on the Mushroom Kingdom's channels alongside Boogaloo TV!. EBW could now be seen by more people then ever before! The action kicked off with a highly entertaining bout featuring Team Fliger against F.A.T. Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo have taken to their new attitudes quite quickly and formed a cohesive unit with their mentor Rishin Fliger. F.A.T brought in Pirate Bill for this match which made them a more formidable team, but Team Fliger's new momentum helped turn the tide and give them the win, when Kung Foo dropped Bill with a Superkick. Needless to say Shadow was angered over his second loss to Team Fliger but even though they have lost twice the C-X-J Tag Team Champions have not been pinned and are confident that if Team Fliger makes a challenge they can defend the belts and send the "lucky bastards" running.



Next up would be a highly anticipated tag title battle. It was highly anticipated because the next generation hopes of EBW and MKPW were joining forces to battle Metal Rush. CP Munk and Blackbelt Tack have been riding a wave of momentum since first teaming, and now they had a chance to do EBW and MKPW a favor and deliver a blow to Metal Rush. The Sharks have dominated in the tag division not only because of skill, but because they have fought the same oppoenents for months now and have gotten to know their styles and moves. Munk and Tack are a new team however, and along with their momentum came a new cohesive team to give the Shark's their toughest challenge in a long time. The bout was fast and entertaining, with CP Munk and Tack fighting off the Shark's best tactics and avoiding any dirty tricks. Nearing the 10-minute mark, CP Munk reversed a top rope Sharkdriver and dropped Shark #1 with a piledriver while Tack kept #2 busy with a top rope kick that knocked him down and out. With #2 down, CP Munk was easily able to pick up #1 and unleash the Anaconda Cross Driver, and pin the Shark. The EBW-MKPW union are now the 10th EBW Tag Team Champions!



The third bout may have been one of the biggest reasons so many Mushroom Kingdom citizens wanted to see this show. The "Metal Tyrant" Ness's challenge to MKPW was finally answered by Bowser Jr. who was accompanied to the ring by Ludwig Koopa. Ness grabbed the mic before the match and asked why Ludwig and Bowser were so terrified to step into the ring with him. Ludwig and Bowser Jr., obviously angered by the comments, took their frustrations out on the Sharks and tossed them out of the ring. Ness attacked Bowser Jr. while his back was turned to kick this match off. Both combatants fired back and forth with a brutal style. Blood loss came early, when Bowser Jr. slammed Ness into a corner with his spiked shell. The injured Ness fought back and worked on wearing down the Koopa's legs. Despite his legs being targeted by Ness, Bowser Jr. was still able to dominate and tossed Ness around the ring. The injured tyrant looked just about beat, but as Bowser Jr. loomed over his opponent, Ness grabbed his leg and took him to the ground. Once there, Ness locked in a Figure-4 Leglock and forced the son of King Bowser to tap out. Ness had to be helped to the back but he could be heard taunting Ludwig Koopa as he passed him. The Metal Rush-MKPW war is far from over.



The C-X-J Championship bout was up next as "Treasure Hunter" HOT would defend the belt against MKPW's Geno. This match was "hot" from the beginning as the Wildcards leader rushed his opponent and dominated the opening minutes. Geno fought him back though, and impressed the crowd with his ability to match HOT's signature speed and agility. This would have been the match of the day if it wasn't for the crazy finish. Geno had HOT locked into a Clutch and after several minutes of trying to fight out of it, the champ who has defeated so many opponents before had no choice but to tap. The problem was that Geno's shoulders were pinned to the mat and a three count was reached at the same time that HOT tapped out. Mr. Poochyfud and Cranky Kong came to the ring to discuss the result as HOT and Geno both claimed victory. In the end, Mr. Poochyfud and Cranky Kong called the match a No Contest for now until a more suitable result could be reached. This obviously was not the result that anyone wanted, but the fans still applauded the highly entertaining match.



Next up Poo had the undesireable task of fending off Panda SWIFT in a 2nd Belt title match. Considering SWIFT still looks and thinks like a Panda, it was no surprise that this was more of a comedy match which got the crowd laughing. Poo pleaded for an end to the match as SWIFT tackled him to the ground and slashed him with his claws. A bloody and beaten Poo ended up running away from the ring and the match ended in a countout. SWIFT won the match but Poo retained the belt.



After two matches in a row with a bad end result, the fans would need a big entertaining match to redeem the show. They got it in the form of the Over the Top Rumble to detirmine a #1 contender to the EBW Heavyweight Championship. Several of EBW's best were all in the ring at the same time. In the end only one would stand tall to claim the prize. This was also the offical in ring return of Dynamic Dougie, who has betrayed EBW and Viewtiful Trevor and joined Metal Rush. No one knows why he made the choice to join Metal Rush,but by doing so he became the faction's only representative in the rumble.  The tag teams involved in the match worked together early on when Fruit Inc. Suceeded in eliminating Reno and Picky Minch. As Fruit Inc. celebrated the double elimination, Pokey Minch charged them and eliminated them both from the ring. For several minutes a battle ensued with no eliminations but Dynamic Dougie impressed the fans by dodging an attack by Pokey Minch and then he was actually able to suplex the large EBW star out of the ring! While this took place, Franky and Captain Strong battled on the other side of the ring. This was a back and forth exchange until a slip up by Franky allowed Strong to chop the A-Team member right over the top rope. Now it was down to Captain Strong and Dynamic Dougie. Dougie further impressed the crowd by going toe to toe with Strong and proving that he had returned to EBW well prepared. Just seconds after the 31-minute mark, Dougie dodged a lariat by Strong, hit the Dynamic DDT, and finally threw Strong over the top rope. Dynamic Dougie is back, and he is surprisingly the new #1 Contender for the EBW Heavyweight Championship.



It was finally time for the main event. Viewtiful Trevor would battle The W00t not only to defend the EBW Heavyweight Championship, but to secure his place as the ace of EBW's new generation. The W00t has quickly risen up the ranks of EBW to become a former EBW 2nd Belt Champion, and now the contender to the biggest belt in EBW. The expectations were high for this battle as Trevor and The W00t had never faced off in a singles battle before, but the time had come.



The crowd was instantly on fire as Trevor and W00t rushed each other the moment the bell sounded. It was a highly competitive contest from then on. The W00t's recent battles with SWIFT helped him adapt a brawling style which he used to throw the champ off his game. Trevor rebounded and showed The W00t that he was well scouted. Both combatants battled had and no one knew who was going to get the win, but luck turned to W00t's favor when he escaped a Trevorplex! attempt and took down the champ with a W00tinoku Driver #2. Trevor kicked out at 2.9, but the effects of the driver were obvious. The W00t was dominating at this point, but the fans backed the champ who fought on and finally managed to hit the Trevorplex! on W00t. The #1 Contender kicked out of Trevor's finisher and quicky rose to his feet, but as The W00t rushed Trevor the champ caught him in a Trevor Triangle Choke. The W00t fought for several minutes to get out of the choke, but eventually passed out giving Viewtiful Trevor the win. The crowd cheered in approval of a great main event. Mr. Pirkle argued the decision of the match as Viewtiful Trevor and The W00t stared each other down. The W00t gave a nod of respect before heading to the back. As he walked away, The W00t passed Dynamic Dougie who had his eyes locked on his former friend Viewtiful Trevor. One challenger has been beaten and another has stepped up...



EBW: New Story 2008 Supershow
Outside Bean Bean Town
MKTV/BKS/HTV/Boogaloo TV

1. Team Fliger vs. F.A.T
Rishin Fliger/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Shadow/Vargas/Pirate Bill (12:02) when Kung Foo hit a Superkick on Pirate Bill.
2. EBW Tag Team Championship
CP Munk/Blackbelt Tack beat Shark #1/Shark #2(c) (9:56) when CP Munk hit an Anaconda Cross Driver on Shark #1 to become the 10th EBW Tag Team Champions.
3. Ness's Challenge to MKPW "Bring it on!"
Ness beat Bowser Jr. (15:58) with a Figure-4 Leglock.
4. EBW C-X-J Championship
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) vs. Geno (13:22) ended in a No Contest.
5. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Panda SWIFT beat Poo(c) (5:12) by Countout.
6. EBW Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Rumble
Dynamic Dougie beat Captain Strong, Pokey Minch, Picky Minch, Orange Kid, Apple Kid, Reno, Rude, and Franky (31:09) to become the #1 Contender to the EBW Heavyweight Championship.
7. EBW Heavyweight Championship
Viewtiful Trevor(c) beat The W00t (28:01) with the Trevor Triangle Choke.

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EBW.com "2008 the year of EBW"

News and notes from the trip home!

The EBW roster headed home yesterday after a successful tour in the Mushroom Kingdom. The New Story 2008 tour isn't over yet, and EBW will return after a few stops back home. While several members of the roster headed directly home to enjoy a short break, several wrestlers stayed behind. EBW.com stayed behind as well to document their activities...



First we followed Metal Rush a they made they snuck into Bowser's Castle spray painted his walls and taunted the Koopa King. Ness gloated over his win against Bowser Jr. and Dynamic Dougie took the time to tell EBW.com that he would explain his recent actions on the upcoming EBW: X-cite "Homecoming" show. Poo tried to make a statement but the painkillers he was given after the Panda SWIFT attack left him woozy and shouting jibberish. The W00t was missing from the Metal Rush gathering.

Jeff has been taking time off to heal up his injuries and take a much needed vacation to calm EBW's hard luck case. An EBW cameraman followed the tanned and rested Jeff as he went to see one of the Oho Oasis's biggest attractions. The giant ape George (From Rampage......yay!).



Chaos ensued when the Shy Guys on guard duty took a lunch break and came back to find the giant ape missing from his shackles. They quickly turned their attention to Jeff.

Jeff: He said he couldn't eat his banana with his hands tied up what else was I supposed to do........AHHHHHHH!!!!! Run Cameraguy!



The Shy Guys threatened to kill Jeff if he didn't track down the ape and bring him back.  Jeff managed to make to the beach and swim after his target. The Cameraguy was fished from the water several hours later........Despite the spear in his face doctors say he'll make a full recovery. As for Jeff.....the chase is on!



A-Team attempted to use their van as a submarine and drive it home.....which didn't bode very well.



Viewtiful Trevor: Oh spiffy, a rescue chopper! We've been trapped here forever!

Franky: We've been out here 20 minutes Trev. What happened to your shirt.....and where did that beard come from?

Viewtiful Trevor: I found it in Picky's bag.

Picky Minch: I use it to hit on older ladies! Can one of you guys help me up?!?

Viewtiful Trevor: Sorry about this guys....I thought I got this van waterproofed. I didn't think things through.

Franky: You can get a van waterproofed?

Picky Minch: Is that Jeff out there chasing down a giant ape?

Franky: Want to offer him a lift?

Viewtiful Trevor: I don't think the ape would fit......better ask Jeff instead.

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BREAKING NEWS: Wilcards no more!



On the trip back from the Mushroom Kingdom, "Treasure Hunter" Hot announced that he was breaking up the Wildcards faction. Stating that he felt his new team was holding him back, HOT said that he would train alone in preparation for a rematch with MKPW's Geno. Generator and Chicken Man have yet to release a comment about the situation. This is big news that could change the landscape of the C-X-J Division...

EBW: X-cite "The Homecoming" card revealed! X-cite to be expanded to 2-hours!

EBW.com has learned that Mr. Poochyfud had a meeting with Boogaloo TV! execs today to discuss the 2-hr expansion of X-cite. The heavily hyped debut show scored a great rating, and since then they have seen the number rise. Once the meeting was over Mr. Poocyfud announced that X-cite would go 2-hours if this weeks very special 2-hr "Homecoming" episode scored strong ratings. Later, back at EBW HQ, Mr. Poochyfud released a big card for the show that could make or break a 2-hr expansion deal.

With 2 hours to fill, Mr. Poochyfud answered the challenge of VBW to let them return, so a we will have EBW vs. VBW action. Team Fliger will battle the disbanded Wildcards to detirmine the #1 contender to the C-X-J tag belts. In two special 10-minute matches, Ness will continue his war against MKPW by battling one half of the EBW Tag Team Champions, Blackbelt Tack. The other half of the tag champs, CP Munk, will have a singles bout against Captain Strong who he has recently beaten twice in tag matches. A-Team will battle Metal Rush and attempt to use Panda SWIFT in the battle, much to Poo's disdain. In the main event, C-X-J Champion HOT will battle Geno once again in a ladder match. You can also expect to hear from #1 contender Dynamic Dougie and don't be surprised to see some more MKPW wrestlers appear. So you can see that Mr. Poochyfud is going all out to get a big rating for this 2-hour show.



EBW: X-cite "The Homecoming"
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. EBW C-X-J Tag Team #1 Contender Match
Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Generator/Chicken Man
2. Hardcore Battle EBW vs. VBW re-ignites!
Apple Kid/Orange Kid/Reno/Rude vs. Slayer/Bob the uber blob/Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B
3. VBW Tag Team Championship
Pokey Minch/Picky Minch(c) vs. Sabin Figaro/J-Rock
4. Special 10-minute Singles Match: "Who's Next MKPW!"
Ness vs. Blackbelt Tack
5. Special 10-minute Singles Match: "Bring it on Rookie!"
Captain Strong vs. CP Munk
6. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Viewtiful Trevor/Franky/Panda SWIFT vs. Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2
7. EBW C-X-J Championship -Ladder Match-
"Reach for the Highest!"
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) vs. Geno

BREAKING NEWS! Viewtiful Trevor to compete in PIXEL Fighting Championship!



From his home in Onett, Viewtiful Trevor announced today to EBW.com that he will be stepping into the world of MMA. Trevor has signed a one match deal with PIXEL Fighting Championship. The EBW and VBW Heavyweight Champion is putting alot on the line. As the ace of EBW, Trevor hopes to prove that Professional Wrestling is the best thing going in the fighting world. Training with Trevor is Picky Minch, who is 1-0 in PIXEL (with a win over SMASH Brannigan) and is helping him get in top shape between EBW shows and keeping him off of his normal Mountain Dew/Mach Pocket Diet.



Viewtiful Trevor is scheduled to fight 7-0-1 juggernaut "The Russian Terminator" Boris Dregen. Mr. Poochyfud is throwing his full support behind Trevor and hopes that he will carry EBW spirit to victory.

PIXEL Fighting Championship
Saturn Dome

-Pro Wrestling vs. MMA
Viewtiful Trevor vs. Boris Dregen

CP Munk and Blackbelt Tack recieve new tag belts! Rishin Fliger gimmick re-adjustment program!



MKPW's Blackbelt Tack made the trip to Onett today to meet with tag partner CP Munk, as Mr. Poochyfud unveiled the brand new EBW Tag Team Championship belts. The champs promised that they would defend the titles often against EBW and MKPW wrestlers. A reporter on the scene asked the team if they had a name yet. Unable to come up with one, the duo turned to a man who has recently had success with his new Gimmick Re-adjustment Program......Rishin Fliger. After hours of extensive work, Rishin Fliger presented his newest creations....."Journey"!



......That's right.......Journey. Rishin Fliger has named the group after 1980's rock band Journey. CP Munk will now go by MUNK Perry and Blackbelt Tack is now Jonathan Tack. Their entrance theme will be Journey hit "Seperate Ways (World's Apart). Munk and Tack did not know what to make of the new gimmicks but would give "Journey" a try.

Jeff and George hit Summers!



Jeff and the giant ape George reached the beach of Summers today with chaotic results. George began to wreak havoc on the sunny city as Jeff had no choice but to stand back and watch the destruction.  Since Jeff is "slightly" responsible for unleashing the monster, he has taken it upon himself to take the ape back to his captors.......good luck.



New X-cite set being created for 2-Hr premiere! Big change coming!



Mr. Poochyfud was at the Onett Community Center today to oversee the construction of a new X-cite set. With alot at stake coming up with this weeks 2-Hr premiere, the EBW President is pulling out all the stops. He also promised a BIG CHANGE coming to EBW starting with the upcoming X-cite. Be sure to check out this week's very special X-cite.

EDIT: With an hour to go before the big show, EBW.com has obtained a pic of the new set. As you can see the old ring has been replaced with a new 8-sided ring! The fans have already packed in to watch the NEW EBW: X-cite.



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The day had come for EBW to come home, and they made their return in a big way with a new set and a new 8-sided ring. The show kicked off with all the EBW wrestlers surrounding the ring. Mr. Poochyfud stood in the ring ready to deliver a speech.



Mr. Poochyfud: Welcome to the NEW EBW X-cite! This promotion continues to grow and change so I decided to make a few changes myself.

Mr. Pirkle: How much did all this cost? We actually made a profit when I was in charge! You keep wasting money.

Mr. Poochyfud: You forget that I am the owner of Escargo Express and a very rich man. These changes came out of my own pocket. I wanted to do something unique, that's why we will be the first wrestling promotion to use an 8-sided ring. The new ring will present the wrestlers with new challenges and will present the fans with more excitement. I had the new stage built because I felt the need to give this promotion a major league look. Tonight you will see incredible fast paced action and loads of entertainment. Welcome to the new X-cite......welcome to the 8-sided ring.

The action kicked off with an exciting opener featuring Team Fliger and 2 of the former members of Wildcard, Generator and Chicken Man. Whichever team picked up the win would become the #1 contenders to the C-X-J tag belts, so alot was on the line. The action was fast paced and the fans cheered as Funky Afro Ninja bested Chicken Man early on. When it came time for Funky Afro Ninja to tag in Kung Foo, Chicken Man rushed to tag in his partner. Generator jumped back though and refused to be tagged in. While the confused Chicken Man stared at his tag partner as he left the ring, Kung Foo dropped him with a skull shattering Dropkick. 1-2-3 Team Fliger are the new #1 contenders to the C-X-J tag belts. The question is why did Generator abandon his tag partner and his shot at tag gold?



Next up would be a brutal hardcore battle pitting the renegades of VBW, namely Slayer, Bob the uber blob, Kamikaze A, and Kamikaze B, as they battled Fruit Inc. and the Turks. The EBW tag teams would have to put their rivalry aside to defend their promotion. It didn't go well though as VBW came in as cohesive unit while the home team did not. Fruit Inc. and the Turks were also unaccustomed to the VBW hardcore style. Slayer led his team as they dominated and capped off the victory with a devastating Chokeslam through a fiery table on Orange Kid. VBW has come back to EBW and picked up a big win.



The EBW-VBW war would continue on with a VBW Tag Team title fight with the Minch Brothers fighting to defend their titles against Sabin Figaro and J-Rock. The VBW proved to be more then capable of fighting the champs. Pokey showed signs of an injury early on as he favored his right leg, possibly from the bad spill he took during the rumble, and VBW young up and comer Sabin Figaro was quick to exploit it. While Picky and J-Rock clashed, Sabin continued to attack Pokey's leg and finally finished him off with a Superkick. Picky was unable to save his brother in time and Sabin got the pinfall. VBW has reclaimed their titles and completely shut out EBW in today's battles. After the match Picky attempted to shake hands with Sabin, who he teamed with during his VBW excursion, but was met with a flurry of punches. The professional working partnership between EBW and VBW had just become personal.



The 1st of two 10-minute special singles matches was up next. Jonathan Tack of the new group "Journey" also happens to be an MKPW wrestler, which was why he picked out by "Metal Tyrant" Ness. Ness kicked off the match with brutal flurry of kicks and punches that Tack managed to evade and actually fired back with a few kicks of his own. Ness still showed signs of injury from his bloody win over Bowser Jr. and had issues mounting an offense on the young MKPW star. With frustration growing and the advantage going to Tack, Ness decided to end the match his way by pulling out a lighttube and smashing it over Tack's head. Tack picked up the DQ victory but he still felt the fury of Metal Rush. As Ness continued to attack Tack, his partner MUNK Perry ran towards the ring. But before he could get there the fans were shocked to see Ludwig von Koopa of MKPW rush out of the crowd and climb into the ring with Ness, who had previously challenged him in MKPW territory. The two rivals were parted by security before a brawl broke out, but you can count on it that this new rivalry far from over.



At this point Dynamic Dougie appeared on the stage screens.



Dynamic Dougie: Yes it is I.....#1 Contender Dynamic Dougie. I know alot of EBW fans have been curious as to why I decided to betray my friend and join Metal Rush. Up until now I haven't felt the need to answer these questions because......quite frankly.....I didn't feel like it. Now that I've been given some air time on television I think I might just tell you why. When I joined EBW, my "friend" Magical Trevor told me that we would form a tag team and take the gold.....which we did. But then I was injured and we lost the belts. I trained hard to make a quick comeback and help my friend get the gold back. But by the time I had recovered "Viewtiful" Trevor had become the Heavyweight Champion once again. He even disbanded S.S.A.D to create the A-Team. Oh sure I had an open invitation to join A-Team, but I felt that with so many changes I needed to change as well. So I decided to go for the throat and make a big impact. Now I am #1 contender to the belt that my "friend" holds. Now to answer the question of when I make my challenge for the title.......I haven't decided yet. I will bide my time and wait for the perfect moment. Until the time comes I will have some "warm up" matches and continue to fight for my new family......Metal Rush.......enjoy the rest of the show......and Trevor......I'll see you soon.

Up next was the second 10-minute battle featuring Captain Strong taking on the young supernova who has beaten him on two seperate occasions in tag matches, MUNK Perry. The technical brawl got the fans cheering as Strong and MUNK exchanged strikes and holds. Captain Strong's experience helped him dominate the rookie early on, but the fans began to back MUNK, and the energy helped him rally back and chop back at the chop master. With one minute left before the time expired, it looked like the match would end in a draw. Strong and MUNK ran the ropes and tried to clothesline each other, only to collide and stumble backwards. Several more attempts brought the same result. However, with 30 seconds left to go, MUNK evaded another clothesline attempt and quickly caught the grizzled veteran in the Anaconda Cross Driver. 1-2-3!!! At 9:48, MUNK Perry managed to pin a former EBW Heavyweight Champion! Captain Strong stared up at the ceiling in shock as Jonathan Tack celebrated with his tag partner. Journey have made a huge impact in their first night as a formal group.



Next we were treated to a quick interview with The W00t who has been silent since losing his title match against Viewtiful Trevor.



Nerdler: So W00......

The W00t: This is my interview I'll do the talking. Was I ticked that I lost my chance at being champ? Yeah, of course I'm ticked. But I gave it my best and I still believe myself to be the best wrestler around. Now the question is "What's next for The W00t"? Well, let's just say I got plans. The people easily forget the past.......like my magic wand on a pole match with "Panda" SWIFT. Do you really think I would just get rid of that wand? Until I'm ready for my next shot at the title......I'm going to have some fun.

Next up would be an interesting bout between A-Team and Metal Rush. It was interesting because A-Team would attempt to bring Panda SWIFT into this match. Any attempt to put SWIFT in a match since his transformation had brought chaotic results. Despite the large panda involved, this was actually a highly competitive battle.....that is until Viewtiful Trevor got the idea to tag in Panda SWIFT. The rabid panda immediately jumped outside of the ring as chased the Sharks out towards the stage. At this point with all the attention towards the stage, MKPW's Champion King Bowser rushed into the ring and attacked Poo. The fans watched in shock as Bowser continued to beat Poo down. As Poo lay unconcious on the floor, King Bowser stared down EBW/VBW Champion Viewtiful Trevor. The fans were on edge as the two champions faced off for the first time. Security once again broke things up before a brawl ensued. The dream match is on and the combatants have now fully awknowledged each other for the first time. Things will only escalate from here......



Just minutes from the big main event we were taken to the back where HOT was speaking with his valet Hottie Bombalottie.



HOT: This is the biggest challenge of my life Hottie. I've worked really hard to become the best and I will do anything to stay on top. I've gotten rid of my distractions and trained for this match. Now I'm going to beat Geno and prove that no one can compare to the "HOTTEST" wrestler in EBW. This is my fight Hottie so I need you to stay back here. Things are about to get.........HOT!

Main event time as the ring was set up to hold the new C-X-J belt high over the ring. The fans were excited to see this big title match happen in the 8-sided ring. HOT and Geno battled with everything they had in an attempt to get the ladder and grab the belt. Once the ladder came into play things got alot more interesting. HOT dropped Geno with a high kick before setting him on the ladder, climbing the nearest turnbuckle, and hitting a moonsault. The fans cheered for HOT as he picked up the ladder and made the climb towards the belt. The MKPW fighter refused to give up and rushed the ladder, sending it and HOT outside of the ring. The crash to the ring floor dazed the "Treasure Hunter" but only temporarily. The ladder on the otherhand was tangled in a rope and broken, so the only way to get the title now was to climb the structure grab the belt. Geno was the first one up the structure but HOT was quick to follow. By the time HOT made his way up, Geno was close to grabbing the belt, but a high risk leap of faith(literally) from HOT allowed him to beat Geno to the belt and grab the belt. HOT has defended his title and beaten Geno fair and square.



The crowd cheered and chanted for HOT and he shook hands with his worthy opponent and celebrated in the ring. Things were looking up for HOT until.....



Generator rushed into the ring and attacked both Geno and HOT, before picking up the title and a mic.

Generator: You call yourself the best that the C-X-J divison has to offer but you forgot about one person.......ME! I joined your group because I believe in the old saying that you keep friend close and keep enemies closer. But then as I was just about to make a title challenge you disband the group and I'm stuck in the C-X-J tag division with Chicken Man. You might say you wanted to get rid of all distractions but you were afraid, I know the truth. You're afraid to face me again. Well, you'll have no choice by the time I am done. I want that belt......and I'm going to get it.

As the show comes to a close it looks like the HOT-Generator feud is back on. This was a big and exciting homecoming for EBW and things are only going to get bigger from here.....

EBW: X-cite "The Homecoming"
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. EBW C-X-J Tag Team #1 Contender Match
Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Generator/Chicken Man (7:01) when Kung Foo hit a Dropkick on Chicken Man.
2. Hardcore Battle EBW vs. VBW re-ignites!
Slayer/Bob the uber blob/Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B beat Apple Kid/Orange Kid/Reno/Rude (11:13) when Slayer dropped Orange Kid with a Fire Table Chokeslam.
3. VBW Tag Team Championship
Sabin Figaro/J-Rock beat Pokey Minch/Picky Minch(c) (10:35) when Sabin Figaro hit a Superkick on Pokey Minch.
4. Special 10-minute Singles Match: "Who's Next MKPW!"
Jonathan Tack beat Ness (5:02) by DQ.
5. Special 10-minute Singles Match: "Bring it on Rookie!"
MUNK Perry beat Captain Strong (9:48) with an Anaconda Cross Driver.
6. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Viewtiful Trevor/Franky/Panda SWIFT vs. Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2 (13:04) went to a No Contest.
7. EBW C-X-J Championship -Ladder Match-
"Reach for the Highest!"
"Treasure Hunter" HOT(c) beat Geno (22:04) by grabbing the title.

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EBW Press Conference News! EBW vs. VBW Special announced.



After the big X-cite Homecoming show, Mr. Poochyfud held a press conference to announce that due to VBW's overall victory at X-cite, he he has challenged the indy fed to an all out war! The EBW vs. VBW special will air on Boogaloo TV! and will take place at the Onett Community Center.  A full card has already been released. Captain Strong has been forced into the opening bout against Bob the uber blob. Picky Minch will team with A-Team teammate Franky instead of his injured brother Pokey, as they take on The Kamikazes. New EBW Tag Team Champions Journey, will take on VBW tag champs Sabin Figaro and J-Rock in a title for title match. Viewtiful Trevor will defend the VBW Heavyweight Championship against Slayer in a Lumberjack Deathmatch. Slayer has lost to Trevor twice already but promises to show no mercy this time and bring home the title. Trevor plans on being a 2-Crown Champion going into the EBW vs. MKPW show and coming out a "Total Champion". The announced card is shown below.

EBW vs. VBW
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. VBW Rules Match
Captain Strong vs. Bob the uber blob
2. Franky/Picky Minch vs. Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B
3. EBW Tag Team Championship/VBW Tag Team Championship Title vs. Title
VBW Rules Match
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack(c) vs. Sabin Figaro/J-Rock(c)
4. VBW Heavyweight Championship
Lumberjack Deathmatch
Viewtiful Trevor(c) vs. Slayer

After the EBW vs. VBW announcement the press were allowed to ask questions. EBW.com has a transcript of the Q & A.

Press Guy #1: Journey, do you think your title win was a fluke?

Jonathan Tack: Are you kidding me? We're a Multi-Platnum tag team! The best that EBW and MKPW have to offer.

Press Guy #1: Well do you think that you can become 2-Crown tag champs?

MUNK Perry: Let's put it this way......Don't stop....believing....hold on to the feeeeeeeeelin!

Press Guy #1 : Ok Ok I get the point!

Press Guy #2: Trevor what are your thoughts on Dynamic Dougie's recent actions.

Viewtiful Trevor: That's not Dynamic Dougie......

Press Guy #2: I beg your pardon?

Viewtiful Trevor: I don't who that guy is....he looks like Dougie......sounds like Dougie.....but that's not him. Dougie is a good wrestler but he's never been this good. Something isn't right and I'll make sure I find out what it is.

Wrestling Blogger: I got a question!

Mr. Poochyfud: Who are you?

Wrestling Blogger: I write a wrestling blog on the net and then I post my feelings about stuff on Youtube because people care what I think about!

Mr. Poochyfud:.......oh boy........

Wrestling Blogger: What's it like to not be ROH and be utterly inferior in every way?

Viewtiful Trevor: ROH?

Wrestling Blooger: Ring of Honor! Don't act like you don't know what ROH is or so help me I'll flame you on the message boards!

Viewtiful Trevor: I have no clue what ROH is. It must not be that important, all the people around here only care about good wrestling like EBW, MKPW, and VBW.

Wrestling Blogger: What?...........This is stupid!

Viewtiful Trevor: THIS...IS....SPARTA.......I mean EBW!!!!!!

So all in all it was a very interesting conference with some cryptic words from Trevor and some useless comments from a blogger. As for EBW vs. VBW....get ready for war!

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The EBW vs. VBW special was held today in front of a sold out crowd in the slightly altered Onett Community Center. Cars and weapons were brought in to reflect the "anything goes" nature of the show. Four matches would be held in the promotional war with titles on the line in 2 of them.

The first bout featured Captain Strong as he tangled with Bob the uber blob in a VBW Rules match. The term "VBW Rules" actually means no rules and pins count anywhere. Captain Strong showed frustration early on as he did not wish to participate in the opening bout of the show. Strong took his frustration out on the bulky VBW star with brutal kicks and chops, but Bob recovered stunned Strong with a series of ring shaking slams. Bob then proceeded to whip the former EBW champion into a turnbuckle, rush towards him, and smashed him into the corner. The force sent Strong flying out of the ring. By the time Captain Strong managed to gather himself and climb back into the ring, Bob was waiting to drop him with a Belly-to-Back Suplex that gave him the pinfall victory. Captain Strong has lost in another big upset.

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Next up was a normal rules bout pitting A-Team's Franky and Picky Minch as they fought the Kamikazes. While this match had all the traditional rules of an EBW bout, it didn't mean that things wouldn't get brutal. The Kamikazes used their tag experience to bring it to the home team early, but Franky and Picky proved to be a formidable team as well and impressed the crowd with some improvised team moves. With Kamikaze B down, Franky turned his attention to Kamikaze A who was whipped into a corner by Picky. Franky then shocked the fans with a high risk maneuver by leaping off of Picky and flipping onto Kamikaze A. With the Kamikaze stunned, Picky finished him off with his new finisher, the Minch Destroyer. 1-2-3, A-Team wins the bout and evens the score with VBW.

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The third bout was up next. EBW Tag Team Champions Journey, would face off against VBW Tag Team Champions Sabin Figaro and J-Rock in a battle that would make one team 2-Crown Champions. This was a VBW Rules match, and the teams were quick to bring out the weapons and take the fighting outside of the ring. Journey proved that they could be just as hardcore as the VBW team when MUNK Perry dropkicked J-Rock off the X-cite set while Jonathan Tack dropped Sabin Figaro with a Piledriver onto one of the cars. As MUNK leaped off the stage to stomp J-Rock, Tack pinned the Sabin to pick up the win and bring his team another set of titles. Journey are now the EBW and VBW Tag Team 2-Crown Champions!

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In the main event Viewtiful Trevor would once again face Slayer, but this time it would be in a Lumberjack Deathmatch for the VBW Heavyweight Championship. Representatives from EBW and VBW surrounded the ring, ready to attack if the wrestler from the opposing promotion fell to their side. Trevor and Slayer's past matches have been brutal and bloody and this match was no different. Lighttubes became the weapon of choice as they took turns smashing them into each other. The combatants fought hard not to fall out of the ring, but it eventually happened and they would have to struggle to get back into the ring to avoid a beating from outside.  Late in the match, Slayer managed to hit his Slayer DDT on the champ. The former VBW champ then set a row of lighttubes down beside Trevor with the intension of setting Trevor over them, but the current champ started to show signs of getting back to his feet so Slayer quickly climbed the turnbuckle to finish the match. At this point Viewtiful Trevor jumped back up to his feet, rushed the turnbuckle, and dropped his opponent onto the lighttubes with a Top Rope Trevorplex! 1-2-3! Trevor has once again defeated the brutal Slayer and defended the VBW Heavyweight Championship.

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VBW managed to get one victory but EBW was the overall winner and proved that they are the dominant force in wrestling.

EBW vs. VBW
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. VBW Rules Match
Bob the uber blob beat Captain Strong (10:02) with a Belly-to-Back Suplex.
2. Franky/Picky Minch beat Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B (9:36) when Picky hit the Minch Destroyer on Kamikaze A.
3. EBW Tag Team Championship/VBW Tag Team Championship Title vs. Title
VBW Rules Match
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack(c) beat Sabin Figaro/J-Rock(c) (18:17) when Tack hit a Piledriver on Sabin Figaro to become the new VBW Tag Team Champions!
4. VBW Heavyweight Championship
Lumberjack Deathmatch
Viewtiful Trevor(c) beat Slayer (14:09) with a Top Rope Trevorplex!

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Upcoming EBW X-cite card and news on New Story Part 2!

EBW.com has recieved the card for this week's X-cite and it looks like another exciting two hours. EBW/VBW 2-Crown Champion Viewtiful Trevor has been given the night off while he trains for his big PIXEL Fighting match, but expect the champ to make an appearence anyways. Generator made a huge statement on the last episode of X-cite, and this week he will get his chance to rise back up to challenge HOT. The opening bout of X-cite will feature Generator facing former tag partner Chicken Man in a battle to detirmine the #1 contender for the C-X-J belt. You can bet we'll also hear from HOT on last week's situation. Also on the card, we'll see Captain Strong and Pokey Minch team up with 2-Crown tag champs Journey as they face off with Metal Rush. Speaking of Metal Rush, #1 contender Dynamic Dougie will have his first singles match since his return when he faces Orange Kid. A 6-man tag will be held to detirmine a #1 contender for the 2nd Belt Championship, and in the main event Team Fliger will battle F.A.T for the EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. C-X-J #1 Contender Match
Generator vs. Chicken Man
2. EBW/MKPW vs. Metal Rush
Captain Strong/Pokey Minch/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Ness/Poo/Shark #1/Shark #2
3. Dynamic Challenge
Dynamic Dougie vs. Orange Kid
4. 2nd Belt #1 Contender Match
Franky vs. Apple Kid vs. Reno vs. Rude vs. Picky Minch vs. Panda SWIFT
5. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship
Shadow/Vargas(c) vs. Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo

Also announced was the continuation of  the New Story 2008 tour. New Story Part 2 will travel back to MKPW territory to complete it's tour of the Mushroom Kingdom. The tour will end in another Supershow. Venues and cards will be announced soon. Keep checking EBW.com for futher announcements.

EBW New Story 2008 Part 2 Supershow!



Nerdler: I'm Nerdler here with....

Mr. Poochyfud: Quiet Nerdler, I'm talking business with The Turks. First of all Reno, I know you're still recovering from your bout with Dougie and I know that time is short before your big match against Ludwig von Koopa and Ness, but I needed you here for a special mission.

Reno: No problem boss. I know we've had a rough past with you but I'm ready to be a team player and help out EBW any way I can.

Mr. Poochyfud: Good to hear, cause the mission I have for you isn't easy......I want you to investigate Dynamic Dougie.

Reno: What?!?!? Oh no no no no no! Look at me! Did you see what that guy did to me and Orange Kid?!?!

Mr. Poochyfud: I know, he did a number on both of you. That's what I'm curious about. He comes back and joins Metal Rush yet doesn't seem to care about what they are doing. He wins a shot at the title and has yet to use it. His former best friend claims that he isn't the same person that he was before he was injured. He appears to have superhuman strength and is doing things that no wrestler in EBW can do. Now he shows up at the arena even though he wasn't booked, and has been seen all around but has talked to no one. I want to find out what's going on once and for all. That's why I need you two to investigate and get me an answer.

Rude: ......Can't......

Mr. Poochyfud: What? Why?

Rude: ........Match......

Mr. Poochyfud: Oh that's right you're booked in the big team battle. Alright.....ummmm....Nerdler, you go with Reno and investigate.

Nerdler: What?!?!

Mr. Poochyfud: I want an answer by the end of the night. I'll see you later.

Reno: .............

Nerdler: ..............

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The big supershow in Mushroom Kingdom Castle Hall kicked off with a big 6-man tag in front of a sold out crowd of Mushroom Kingdom citizens and EBW fans from back in Onett. EBW's most recent addition Curry Man teamed with the C-X-J tag champs Team Fliger as they battled Chicken Man, Vargas, and Retro Hippie. The latter team was a combination of the "weak links" of two former factions. This fact didn't stop them from putting on an impressive display and giving a highly competitive effort. Team Fliger and Curry Man are on the rise however, and used their collective momentum to gain victory after Curry Man hit the Spicy Rack on Vargas. Fans called it an exciting way to kick off the show.



Former allies turned enemies fought next as Pokey Minch battled Metal Strong in a stiff and brutal match. Tension grew as the bout progressed and it was only a matter of time before things got bloody. Pokey used his signature whip to corner/tackle move to slow down the EBW betrayer, but Strong quickly removed a turnbuckle pad and evaded a tackled attempt from his opponent. Metal Strong exploited Pokey's now injured shoulder which helped him finish off the EBW defender after a Top Rope Chop. Metal Strong grabbed the mic after the match.

Metal Strong: You see this? You see what I'm really made of? I hope the boys in the back see it. EBW is on life support. The biggest names in the promotion are in Metal Rush and hell, even A-Team. While my Metal Rush brothers are busy fighting MKPW I'll be taking EBW apart....slowly....and surely.



One of the big feature matches was up next as EBW, Metal Rush, and MKPW clashed. Ness and The Sharks declared "Total War" on The Koopas and Rude and Journey have come along for the ride. Skill, heart, and egos collided in what is said to have been an early MOTY candidate. All three teams put on an impressive display that set the crowd on fire. In a repeat of a previous battle, Rude got in some serious offense on Ness while the "Metal Tyrant" focused his attention on the Koopas. Ness's smarmy tactics gave him the edge later in the match as an eye gouge allowed him to hit the PSI Rockin on Rude and pin him just before a fresh Ludwig von Koopa could enter the ring to break things up. Metal Rush won the battle but only after dirty tactics. The Koopas said later that they tried to play nice and Metal Rush was still forced to pin an EBW wrestler. Ludwig made it clear that during the MKPW vs. EBW show he wouldn't go as easy on the "Metal Wuss" as he did today.



Four of the top C-X-J talent in the world would compete next for the highly prized EBW C-X-J Championship. "Treasure Hunter" HOT has ruled the division for several months, now a rival, a legend, and a bully stood in his way. The best C-X-J action that EBW had to offer was put on full display as styles clashed and animosity grew. Shadow stood out as his brutality in the ring continues to escalate. Fans were reminded of the Shadow of old who dominated the division in his early EBW career. In a flash the "C-X-J Bully" managed to knock rivals HOT and Generator out of the ring before shocking the wrestling world and downing Rishin Fliger with a Shadow Driver, pinning the legend, and claiming the EBW C-X-J Championship! HOT stared in shock as his title was taken from him without being pinned or submitted. Shadow has gone from losing the C-X-J tag belts and disbanding his faction to rising to the top and claiming C-X-J victory. Even though he was not personally beaten, HOT's reign was over and the Shadow era had begun....



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Nerdler: There he is! What do we.....

Reno: Shhhhhh.....we found him....now we need to trail him till we get some answers......wait.....who is that he's talking to?

Dynamic Dougie: The time is almost upon us. The seeds for destruction have been planted and it's only a matter of time before revenge is ours.....

Nerdler: Oh my gosh.....that......can't be who I think it is...

Reno: Just look at who he's talking to. We need to get more proof but.....I'm pretty sure that's who we think it is....

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Main event time as A-Team's Viewtiful Trevor and Franky battled Metal Rush's Poo and The W00t in a ladder match over the wand that turned SWIFT into a Panda and Picky into a Shyguy. If A-Team won then SWIFT and Picky would return to normal but if Metal Rush won, A-Team would all be turned into strange creatures. Alot was on the line. More of the same exciting action that EBW fans had come to expect ensued. The W00t put on one his most impressivle displays in EBW to date as he obviously did not want to give up his wand. For the second ladder match in a row the ladder had become damaged beyond repair after Trevor and Franky Double Trevorplexed Poo onto it. So now late in the match, the fighters had no choice but to climb the structure and race to grab the wand. EBW/VBW 2-Crown Champion Viewtiful Trevor was the first to reach the wand after performing a dive similar to the one that HOT used to win last ladder match. A-Team declared victory and The W00t's magic wand would now be used to finally return SWIFT to his brawling self. Brawler SWIFT has quick to exact revenge on The W00t while Poo stared on in terror before fleeing the scene. Metal Rush has suffered a blow and A-Team has been reunited. No one noticed that while A-Team celebrated Dynamic Dougie was watching.......



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Mr. Poochyfud: You're sure about this?

Reno: Yeah, look at the evidence and see for yourself.

Mr. Poochyfud: So he's back....we're going to have to warn them about what's coming.

Nerdler: Do you think they can stop this?

Mr. Poochyfud: I don't know.......I just don't know....

EBW: New Story 2008 Part 2 Supershow
Mushroom Kingdom Castle Hall
MKTV/BKS/HTV/Boogaloo TV!

1. Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo/Curry Man beat Vargas/Chicken Man/Retro Hippie (14:12) when Curry Man hit the Spicy Rack on Vargas.
2. Metal Strong beat Pokey Minch (8:09) with a Top Rope Chop.
3. EBW vs. Metal Rush vs. MKPW "Total War"
Ness/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Rude/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack and Ludwig Von Koopa/Roy Koopa/Bowser Jr. (26:42) when Ness hit the PSI Rockin on Rude.
4. EBW C-X-J Championship
Shadow beat "Treasure Hunter" HOT(c), "High Voltage" Generator, and Rishin Fliger (13:58) with a Shadow Driver on Rishin Fliger to become the new EBW C-X-J Champion!
5. Tag Team Ladder Match "Get the wand to save the Panda!"
Viewtiful Trevor/Franky beat The W00t/Poo (14:55) when Trevor captured the wand.

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MKPW vs. EBW Intro Video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GU2fpDlwnPk

The MKPW vs. EBW special was everything the fans hoped and more! In an unexpected turn of events Rishin Fliger revealed that after secret training with Trevor, the two had learned how to perform a fusion that they would use to battle the destructive and powerful King Bowser. Viewshin Triger would now be the one to battle King Bowser. In the undercard Luigi battled Rude in an entertaining opener that the MKPW star won after a Never Ending Sleeper. Link and The Square from Pong defeated Fruit Inc. in a tag battle that put MKPW 2-0 over EBW. Ness shocked the world in the next match as he defeated Ludwig Von Koopa and Reno in a 3-way battle for the Rated M Title after a chairshot on Reno. The main event was beyond words as Triger battled Bowser in a nearly 2-hour battle that nearly destroyed the Onett Junior High School! This was no normal wrestling match as Triger and Bowser battled in and out of the ring. The chaotic battle of the ages ended when Viewshin Triger hit the Omni Death Upon Death Upon Heaping Bowl of DEATH Beam XI at Boswer. The blast caused a temporary disruption in the tv signal and blasted a big hole in the building. By the time Trevor defused to find out what had happened he was the new MKPW Mushroom World Champion! In a battle that was far from ordinary, Viewtiful Trevor has become the Total Champion!

MKPW "Melee Special- EBW vs. MKPW"
Onett Junior High School
(MKTV/BKS/HTV/Boogaloo TV)

1. Luigi beat Rude (9:02) with a Never Ending Sleeper.
2. The Square From Pong & Link beat Orange Kid & Apple Kid (5:32) when The Square from Pong Speared Apple Kid.
3. 3 Way Match - MKPW Rated M Title: Ness beat Reno and Ludwig von Koopa (c) (14:33) with a chairshot on Reno to become the 12th Champion!
4. MKPW Mushroom World Title: Viewshin Triger beat King Bowser (c) (1:58:07) with a Omni Death Upon Death Upon Heaping Bowl of DEATH Beam XI to become the 48th MKPW Mushroom World Champion!

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Trevor-Bowser 2 booked for X-cite!

After the crazy battle that ended MKPW's big show with EBW, EBW.com can confirm that a title rematch has already been set for the very next X-cite! After one of the biggest and most destructive battles is wrestling history, a rematch was inevitable but no one imaged that it would be so soon. "Total Champion" Viewtiful Trevor stated that he knew the first fight would be more then a simple wrestling match and he needed the help of Rishin Fliger to take it to the mighty King Bowser. Now he wants to battle Bowser in an actual wrestling epic, just him and Bowser. Bowser was found several miles away after being blasted by Triger's beam. As he recovered in a hospital, Trevor showed up to see if he was doing ok. Trevor made the challenge for a rematch once Bowser was out of the hospital. He immediatly accepted the challenge and plans on crushing Trevor and taking back the belt. Bowser demanded that the match happen ASAP and said he would make it injured or not. Mr. Poochyfud ws mysteriously absent from the first battle and seemed hesistant to book a rematch as he not only had to pay for the damage to the school but also seemed anxious to have a discussion with Trevor but the "Total Champion" insisted that he needed to battle Bowser one-on-one to prove his worth as MKPW Champion so Poochyfud agreed only after Trevor and Bowser agreed to make it an actual wrestling match under Ironman rules. So EBW and MKPW fans get ready as the biggest battle on free tv is coming!



EBW: X-cite "Trevor vs. Bowser 2"
Onett Community Center
MKTV/BKS/HTV/Boogaloo TV!

1. Metal Rush vs. EBW/MKPW
Ness/Shark #1/Shark#2 vs. Pokey Minch/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack
2. Metal Rush vs. A-Team "Welcome back Brawler!"
Metal Strong/The W00t/Poo vs. Brawler SWIFT/Franky/Picky Minch
3. MKPW Mushroom World Championship -Ironman Match-
Viewtiful Trevor(c) vs. King Bowser

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Mr. Poochyfud: Trevor you have kept me busy lately! I have to ask, why in the world did you pull that stunt with Fliger?

Viewtiful Trevor: You and I both know that Bowser had no intention of facing me in an acutal wrestling match. He wanted to cripple and humiliate both me and EBW. I had to level the playing field. Now he's agreed to face me in a real match and I can earn the MKPW title that I now carry.

Mr. Poochyfud: Do you realise how close you were to being taken to jail by the GBI? Luckily Fliger was able to prove to the authorities that "Triger" was a completely new person created by the fusion of you and Fliger so you weren't really guilty of putting people in danger or causing massive property damage.

Viewtiful Trevor: Yet another example of why I'm a Fliger mark.

Mr. Poochyfud: You're getting what you want Trevor. The doctors cleared Bowser to compete and tonight you get your chance to earn the championship you won....on your terms. But think about this.....Bowser took a massive blast that sent him flying and he's still kicking. He's probably even more motivated then before to crush you. You're not exaclty 100% after all you've been through lately. Are you sure this is what you want?

Viewtiful Trevor: No, I'd rather stay home and eat Mach Pockets till I'm fat....of course this is what I want. I'm reaching for my dream to be a true "Total Champion" and tonight I'll earn the MKPW belt....

Mr. Poochyfud: Very well.....now Trevor I need to talk to you about something else. It's very important that we discuss...

Viewtiful Trevor: Later Poochyfud I have to prepare for this match.

Mr. Poochyfud: Trevor! You have to know about the danger you're in.........Trevor!



One of EBW's biggest episodes of X-cite ever kicked off with a fast paced opener, once again pitting EBW and MKPW against Metal Rush. The new MKPW Rated M Champion Ness led his team in a brutal offense against EBW/MKPW, namely Pokey Minch who is the only wrestler to come out of a Dynamic Challenge without ending up on the injured list. But maybe he should have taken time off to recover as he has taken several big losses lately and proved to be the weak link of an other wise strong team, as Journey showed that they are a strong cohesive unit, yet were unable to prevent Pokey falling to Ness's PSI Rockin and losing the bout. After the match Ness got on the mic.

Ness: Behold the new MKPW Rated M Champion! I am Ness the Metal Tyrant! Ludwig Von Koopa couldn't handle me and Reno is back on the shelf! I'd like to dedicate this title to.....well first of all myself, but also to my Metal Rush brothers.....except for Dynamic Dougie. Where were you when I wa celebrating my win. Why weren't you there Dougie!?! Pirkle and I demanded that you show up and I haven't seen you in days! You can consider yourself fired from Metal Rush! The next time I see you......I'm gonna get some answers out of you...one way or the other.

Unbeknownst to Ness, former MKPW Rated M Champion Ludwig von Koopa was watching from the entrance ramp...



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Nerdler: I'm Nerdler, here at the MKPW locker room trying to talk to King Bow.....

Mr. Poochyfud: Quiet Nerdler! Reno, have you seen Trevor?

Reno: No, he's somewhere getting ready for the match but I haven't been able to find him.

Mr. Poochyfud: This is not good. We have no choice but to wait then. Their is not enough time to tell him and then expect him to do well in the match. All I can do right now is offer my support and we will warn him and the rest of the roster later.

Nerdler: I'm never allowed to talk......

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Up next another Metal Rush group would battle A-Team which included the returning Brawler SWIFT. Another exciting contest followed until SWIFT was finally tagged in late in the match. The brawler was obviously ticked about having to spend the past few weeks as a Panda and took it out ofn the opposing team. In the end SWIFT's brutality and refusal to let up on choke honds and illegal tactics caused Metal Rush to pick up the DQ win. SWIFT wasn't done though and chased Metal Rush out of the ring before grabbing the mic.

Brawler SWIFT: I'm not much for talking but I'm so pissed right now I gotta vent. W00t, you bastard, you turned me into a freaking panda! I'm going to take it out on your face. Poo, you've got the 2nd belt that I want and no offense to Franky who gets the next shot but I'll tear through anyone to get it. Metal Strong.......you just suck! I've been on the sidelines for too long and I'm going to make up for lost time. SWIFT is back bitches and I'm ready to fight!



The main event was up next. The biggest match in X-cite's short history. An Ironman match between Viewtiful Trevor and King Bowser with the highly prized MKPW Mushroom World Championship on the line. This would be Trevor's chance to prove his worth as a true "Total Champion" and Bowser would get a shot at revenge. The stakes couldn't be higher and the fans couldn't be more excited for what would prove to be one of the greatest wrestling matches in EBW history.



Mr. Poochyfud and Cranky Kong looked on as Bowser entered the ring and shot a cold stare at the Trevor. It would not be Triger vs. Bowser in a chaotic free-for-all, it would be Trevor facing off against the enraged King of the Koopas in a fierce Irnoman match. The fans were treated to an easy MOTY candidate as Trevor fought to defend himself against Bowser's onslaught. Bowser kept his word and made this a wrestling match but that didn't stop him from using his signature brutality to bust open Trevor early on. From their the champ struggled to avoid a pin or submission. The "Total Champion" proved that how important a win was to him by rushing his much larger opponent and actually catching the Koopa off guard with a MMA style Flying Knee. The fans backed their champion as he continued to attack Bowser until the former MKPW champ managed to halt the offense and down Trevor with a ring shaking chokeslam. Trevor escaped a pin attempt but would spend several minutes feeling the fury of King Bowser. Through sheer will and the energy of the fans, Trevor continued to battle on in this David and Goliath type contest. The end of the hour was nearing and neither man had scored a pinfall yet. Bowser decided to end things once and for all and picked up the downed champion and drag him up the turnbuckle. Things were looking bleak for Trevor as Bowser prepared to piledrive him to the mat, ending the match and potentially ending Trevor's career. But Trevor blocked the attempt and shocked the crowd by blasting Bowser in the head with a series of elbows before dropping Bowser with a Trevorplex! that nearly caused the ring to fall apart. Trevor crawled over to the downed Koopa and rolled him up for the pin. 1-2-3!!!!! Trevor scored a pinfall with seconds left to go and won the match, offically becoming the "Total Champion" of EBW, VBW, and now MKPW! The EBW locker room poured out to congratulate Trevor on his big win. Rishin Fliger personally shook his hand and congratulated him on winning the match by himself despite the odds. As the show came to a close the Koopas could be seen at the entrance staring in shock as the standard bearer of MKPW lay at the feet of Viewtful Trevor. A close up shot revealed someone else also watching very intently.........



EBW: X-cite "Trevor vs. Bowser 2"
Onett Community Center
MKTV/BKS/HTV/Boogaloo TV!

1. Metal Rush vs. EBW/MKPW
Ness/Shark #1/Shark#2 beat Pokey Minch/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack (18:08) when Ness hit the PSI Rockin on Pokey Minch.
2. Metal Rush vs. A-Team "Welcome back Brawler!"
Metal Strong/The W00t/Poo beat Brawler SWIFT/Franky/Picky Minch (9:55) by DQ.
3. MKPW Mushroom World Championship -Ironman Match-
Viewtiful Trevor(c) beat King Bowser (60:00) 1-0 with a Top Rope Trevorplex!

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EBW in MKPW action!!!

Thanks to MKPW for the results! For the full write ups please go here: http://www.puroresufan.com/bbs/index.php?topic=9493.30

After a chaotic week for both EBW and MKPW, fan interest for the interpromotional events had significantly increased. The Trevor-Bowser 2 episode of X-cite was the highest rated episode for EBW ever! Total Champion Viewtiful Trevor had little time to celebrate and recover however, as the big MKPW PPV was coming up and Trevor would have to defend the MKPW title against Corporate Mario in a Kong Construction Scaffold Deathmatch. Before the big PPV, MKPW held another show in Onett with EBW participation. After the damage caused at the MKPW vs. EBW event, the city of Onett asked MKPW to move their show to Onett Station Abandoned Train Yard. 205 Fans arrived to watch the action. Apple Kid won a solid opener against MKPW's Sonic after surprise assitance from Link. Former Rated M Champion Ludwig von Koopa teamed with Bowser Jr. to defeat Roy Koopa and cross promotional star Jonathan Tack. Corporate Mario defeated his brother Luigi in an exciting main event before laying down a challenge to Viewtiful Trevor to hand over the MKPW Title. When the Total Champion failed to appear and hand over the belt Mario made it clear that he plans on taking the belt from Trevor at the PPV.

MKPW "Melee", 2/XX/08 (MKTV/BKS/HTV/Boogaloo TV)
Onett Station Abandoned Train Yard (1,000)
205 Fans

1. Apple Kid (8:02 Pinfall) Sonic
2. Ludwig von Koopa & Bowser Jr. (10:53 Lariat) Roy Koopa & Johnathan Tack
3. Corporate Mario (14:01 Shadow World Driver) Luigi

Just days later MKPW "MORE BETTER IV: IT DEMANDS A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!!" was held in front of 10,300 fans at the Belmont Dome. Their would be significant EBW participation with at least one EBW wrestler in all but one match. The Square from Pong won the opener against Pacman in quick fashion before demanding a chance to represent MKPW in an upcoming EBW show. Brawler SWIFT, The W00t, and Jonathan Tack would battle next in a Mystery Block Deathmatch! Their are very few rules to one of these matches and the primary goal is to hit a mystery block and use whatever is found inside. Tack's block contained a boomerang while SWIFT found a Death Note and his opponents did everything in their power to stop him from using it. The W00t's block turned out to be the most interesting as a Tanooki Suit fell out and W00t quickly put it on. Tanooki W00t was not used to the powers of the suit however and became stuck in stone form. SWIFT took the advantage and used a Double Arm DDT to take W00t down and pin him for the win. After the match The W00t had difficulty removing the suit and it appears that he is stuck. The semi-main event featured hated rivals Ludwig von Koopa and "Metal Tyrant" Ness in a No Rope Barbedwire Deathmatch for the MKPW Rated M Title. The match was a pure brutal bloodbath with "Metal Tyrant" barely overcoming his opponent to win the bloodfest. Ness stood tall with his title after the bout, calling out MKPW and Viewtiful Trevor before MKPW's Luigi came out to face off with the Rated M champion.  Ness asked him what was that he wanted to which Luigi replied "The Rated M Title".  He then told Ness he would meet him on EBW turf in a East Hyrule-Style Match.  For those who don't know, Eastern Hyrule is known for producing the dreaded East-Hyrule Wrestling Style, where the only way to win is via two Submissions or a Ring Out. Ness said that he was unfamilar with the style, but would accept anyway. The main event was yet another chaotic fight over the MKPW Mushroom World Title. The following results are from MKPW.com

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Main event action with Total Champion Viewtiful Trevor defending the MKPW Mushroom World Title against Corporate Mario in the dread Kong Construction Scaffold Deathmatch!  The red and blue structure loomed over the 10,000 in attendance and the MKPW Mushroom World Title was safely in a cage on the top--third--tier.  The match started off underneath the structure in the ring with some basic ring work from both men.  Eventually, the match moved to the scaffold ladders as both men scrambled up them and to the first tier.  Masked ring techs tossed down barrels as the two duked it out.  Eventually, the two climbed onto the half ladders and made it to the second tier where fire erupted randomly from the grating.  Viewtiful Trevor's hat caught fire which got a loud gasp from the crowd.  Mario took advantage and started up the scaffold.  Trevor followed suit in hopes to keep his belt!

Once on the top tier, a brawl ensued and the ring techs scattered.  Barrels were smashed over heads, Mario even used the shards from one barrel to cut Trevor open.  In retaliation, the Champion took a bent piece of metal across the head of Corporate Mario.  The crowd erupted in a booming cheer at the display as Trevor seemed locked to win this one...until Mario's secret weapon--and tag partner--Wario appeared!  The two double teamed Trevor and ran him headfirst into the cage holding the MKPW Mushroom World Title!  Wario then bit Viewtiful Trevor's fingers, trying to break them.  Trevor managed to fight his way out with a couple of stiff punches before scoring the DDT on Wario.  This left him open to a perfect dropkick from Mario, knocking him over the edge of the structure!

The conclusion of the main saw Trevor dangling from the top scaffold for dear life.  Corporate Mario picked up a barrel and was about to smash Trevor with it when DONKEY KONG appears and bashes him over the head with a barrel!  Mario staggers and falls over the edge, holding on with one hand.  A kick battle ensues between Mario and Trevor before Mario applies a body scissors and lets go, dropping the two to the second scaffold!  The referee calls the match and climbs up to check on the two.  Both are unconscious and the ref calls for medics!  The match has been declared a DRAW.

The fans begin throwing garbage and drinks into the ring.  The barricades are broken and the fans rush the ring, upset at the outcome. DK makes it down the scaffold with Trevor and Mario in tow and heads to the back while MKPW and EBW workers hold off the crowd.  Truly a bad way to end a PPV.
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So another chaotic MKPW show brought more chaotic results for EBW, MKPW, and the rest of the wrestling world. The heavily injured Viewtiful Trevor remains the Total Champion but the battles with MKPW have just begun.

MKPW "MORE BETTER IV: IT DEMANDS A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!!", 2/XX/08 (PPV)
The Belmont Dome (25,000)
The Holy Floating City
10,300 - Fans

1. The Square from Pong (1:37 Spear) Pacman
2. Mystery Block Deathmatch: Brawler SWIFT (14:38 Double Arm DDT) Johnathan Tack, The W00t
3. No Rope Barbedwire Deathmatch - MKPW Rated M Title: Ness (c) (16:32 Barbedwire Board Assisted Flying Splash) Ludwig von Koopa - 1st Defense
4. Kong Construction Scaffold Deathmatch - MKPW Mushroom World Title: Viewtiful Trevor (c) (25:07 DRAW~Double KO) Corporate Mario - 2nd Defense

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EBW.com Exclusive Footage! Viewtiful Trevor Total Champion celebration!

A new feature here at EBW.com is debuting tonight. Now EBW.com will be presenting exclusive EBW footage that you can see here days before it airs on X-cite or Hyper Circuit. The first EBW.com exclusive video features the Viewtiful Trevor celebration party. You can see it below.

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5. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Franky/Picky Minch vs. Poo/Tanooki W00t
6. EBW vs. Metal Rush
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid vs. Ness/Metal Strong/Shark #1/Shark #2

Only three matches have been announced for the second show but they look to be very exciting. EBW/VBW 2-Crown tag champs Journey will team with EBW C-X-J tag champs Team Fliger to take on Metal Strong, Tanooki W00t, Shark #1, and Shark #2. Poo and Franky will finally battle for the EBW 2nd belt while HOT will get a singles match against Shadow for the C-X-J Championship. The rest of the show will focus on the big PPV Victory Explosion 2. This looks like a very exciting couple of weeks for EBW.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Tag Team Collision vs. Metal Rush
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Metal Strong/Tanooki W00t/Shark #1/Shark #2
2. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Poo(c) vs. Franky
3. EBW C-X-J Championship
Shadow(c) vs. "Treasure Hunter" HOT

EBW: Victory Explosion 2
Saturn Dome
PPV

Metal Band Lariat set to perform at the next X-cite!



Nerdler recently attended "METAL NIGHT" at The Soundhouse to speak with Total Champion Viewtiful Trevor, who happens to be the drummer for metal band Lariat! The Q&A session can be found below and additional information about Lariat can be found here: http://www.puroresufan.com/bbs/index.php?topic=9819.0

Nerdler: So Viewti....

Trevor: No no, I'm not Viewtiful Trevor right now. You can call me "Mr. Machismo" Trevor Mach!

Nerdler: Trev.....

Trevor: Hmph!

Nerdler: Ok fine, Mr. Machismo Trevor Mach, How does it feel to be a champion in EBW, VBW, and MKPW?

Trevor: It's awesome of course! I'm always looking for the next challenge though.

Nerdler: Is that why you joined Lariat?

Trevor: I joined Lariat because they rock like a hurricane!

Nerdler: Tell me a bit about the band.

Trevor: .......

Nerdler: ......Please?

Trevor: That's better. The band started out as German Suplex, but frontman Lukie left the band. Then bass player Swift became lead vocalist and the band became Lariat.

Nerdler: Swift? That's Brawler SWIFT over there?

Trevor: No that's Jimmy "BANSHEE" Swift, Brawler Swift's brother, and man he can rock! High five Swift!!!......no?.....well let me introduce the rest of the band. On guitar and vocals we have Dave "Lord Shredder" Lamore and Giff "Killdozer" Hoyt.

Swift: ........hmph!

Lamore: ...........

Giff: ...........

Nerdler: .......uh.....Well what's next for Total Champion Viewtiful......."Mr. Machismo" Trevor Mach?

Trevor: .....VIEWTIFUL Trevor is the Total Champion slappy!

Nerdler: Well...you know what I mean.

Trevor: Do I?!?! Let me tell you this Nerdler......you better put on a helmet.

Nerdler: Why?

Trevor: So it doesn't make a mess when I blow your mind!

Nerdler: ..........

Trevor: I was given the week off to recover from the various battles I've been in recently, but you can expect that I'll be at X-cite this week to lay down a challenge........and Lariat is coming with me!

Nerdler: What?!?!

Trevor: That's right Nerdler! This week's X-cite will feature a live performance from Lariat! So this week you'll get wrestling and rock! It's like the Wrestlerock Rumble......except this will actually be awesome!

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Nerdler: Nerdler here with A-Team and Metal band Lariat....

Mr. Poochyfud: Quiet Nerdler I have to talk to Trevor. Now I gave you the night off for a reason!

Viewtiful Trevor: I know you gave me the night off, but "Mr. Machismo" is here to rock out and lay down a challenge!

Mr. Poochyfud: It's fine that you want Lariat to play at X-cite, but I know where you're going with this challenge and I can't let you do it until you hear the truth.

Viewtiful Trevor: The truth about what?

Jimmy "Banshee" Swift: Listen Poochyfud! We're here to do one thing and that's bring METAL to EBW, so get out of our way!

Brawler SWIFT: ........heh.......

Viewtiful Trevor: Hey you heard the man boss. We'll talk later.



A sold out crowd came to the Onett Community Center tonight to see top quality wrestling and a performance by Metal Band Lariat! The show started off with a solid opener pitting C-X-J tag champs Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo against Chicken Man and Retro Hippie in a non-title match. Team Fliger continued to show growth as they dominated their opponents and claimed victory after Ninja introduced his brand new Funky Afro Press to Retro Hippie's face. Team Fliger wins again.

Rivals Generator and HOT both had alot at stake in their singles matches as they took on Vargas and Pirate Bill in Loser Leaves EBW matches. Generator took on Pirate Bill first and dominated the contest, beating his opponent with a Generator Moonsault Legdrop. HOT had a bit more difficulty against the surprisingly competitive Vargas, but in the end also claimed victory after an IGNITION Shining Armbar. The end result of the two matches meant that Vargas and Pirate Bill were now gone from EBW. Shadow showed up to give his former teammate Vargas a proper send off by stomping him to the floor before taunting HOT with the title belt he used to hold. Shadow told HOT that the old Shadow had returned and HOT would face total destruction in his title match.



Next up Brawler SWIFT attempted to continue his new winning streak by taking on MKPW's Bowser Jr. This was a brutal encounter as the combatants exchanged hard hitting blows. Brawler SWIFT's pent up rage exploded late in the bout, as he down the Koopa with Muscle Buster to pick up the win. MKPW Rated M Champion Ness watched the match from the entrance ramp but was he there to watch Bowser Jr. or SWIFT?



In a A-Team vs. Metal Rush tag match Picky Minch and #1 contender to the 2nd Belt Franky would take on 2nd Belt Champion Poo and Tanooki W00t. This was another exciting bout but Tanooki W00t started acting strange late in the match. His normal dirty tactics were replaced with good sportsman ship as he extended a hand to Franky only to be downed with a lariat. Poo kept the momentum for his team though, after a eye gouge on Franky. A Starstorm OMEGA looked to be in Franky's future but suddenly Tanooki W00t stopped his tag partner to allow Franky time to recover. Poo and A-Team were confused as W00t checked on his opponent. Poo turned him around to demand an explanation from W00t. The distraction was enough for Franky to down Poo with a Come out Swinging and pick up the win.



Backstage Nerdler tried to conduct an interview with Poo and Tanooki W00t...



Nerdler: I'm here with......

Poo: Shut up Nerdler! W00t, what the hell is wrong with you?!?!

Tanooki W00t: I just think we should fight a clean fair match......wait that's not what I think at all!

Poo: What are you talking about?!?!

Tanooki W00t: It's the suit! Every since I put it on I've been acting strange....almost.....nice! I'M NOT NICE!

Poo: Well take it off!

Tanooki W00t: I can't! It's stuck on!

Poo: Well you need to get your act together. I don't plan on losing to Franky again and I'm sure as hell not giving up this belt.

Tanooki W00t: Don't feel bad if you lose the belt. At least you won it and you're trying real hard.

Poo: Wha.......SHUT UP!!!

Ron Simmons: .....................DAMN!

Back from the interview, and Metal group Lariat was set up to play! The crowd was fired up as Metal was about to hit EBW full force!



With Total Champion Viewtiful Trevor playing drums, Lariat rocked the house, first playing a cover of Black Label Society's "Stillborn", then playing a cover of Dethklok's "Thunderhorse", and finally Dethklok hit "Better Metal Snake". The fans showed their approval of the performance and Lariat was successful in bring Metal to EBW.

The main event featured the beaten and battered remnants of the EBW main army as they took on Metal Rush. Former MKPW Rated M Champion Ludwig von Koopa tried to crash the party and attack Ness before the match, but security stopped him just short of his target. Metal Strong spent most of the time in the ring for his team as he continues to seek revenge on MUNK Perry for his several losses to the Journey star. 2-Crown tag champs MUNK and Tack were the only hope for their team as Apple Kid and Pokey Minch had suffered several injuries over the past few weeks. Metal Strong exploited the injuries and took the victory for his team after a Top Rope Chop on the heavily wrapped Pokey Minch. Ness grabbed the mic after the match.

Ness: EBW.....MKPW......both promotions are on life support thanks to Metal Rush! You're running out of wrestlers and you're running out of time. We'll finish you off at Victory Explosion 2. Count on it!



After the main event we cut to the back where Nerdler tired to interview Mr. Poochyfud and Reno.



Nerder:...........

Mr. Poochyfud: Good call Nerdler, just keep quiet. Reno did you get the picture I asked for?

Reno: Yeah, you wouldn't believe all the info I've dug up!

Mr. Poochyfud: I just need the picture right now. I won't be able to warn Trevor without some proof.

Nerdler: What picture are you talking about?

Reno: Remember when we tracked Dougie down at the Supershow? Well the people at home weren't able to see what we saw. I found a security camera that caught the whole thing however. Now we can finally reveal the truth about Dynamic Dougie.

Mr. Poochyfud: No time for explanations, we have to find Trevor. Now where is he?

Nerdler: I think I saw him heading to the ring already.

Mr. Poochyfud: We're out of time people! We have to stop him!

Ron Simmons: ............damn..........
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At this point Total Champion Viewtiful Trevor was already in the ring with a mic in hand....
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Viewtiful Trevor: I've already had a big night helping Lariat bring Metal to EBW. I'm not done yet though. It's time I lay down the challenge that everyone has been waiting for. Dynamic Dougie, we used to be friends, we used to be tag team champions. Then you come back acting all weird and turn your back on me. That's fine that you want to align yourself with Rusty Metal, but their is something else you're doing that has me ticked! You won the right to face me for the EBW title WEEKS ago! The fans have been waiting and I've been waiting for you to cash in your challenge, but for some reason you've played mind games instead. You've injured wrestlers and even got yourself kicked out of Metal Flush. Then it hit me that you couldn't possibly be Dynamic Dougie. I don't know who you are and frankly I don't care. I'm just here to lay down a challenge! I will put all three of my world titles on the line if you will finally face me in a match at Victory Explosion 2!

Mr. Poochyfud: Trevor wait!!! You don't understand what you're doing!

Dynamic Dougie: Too late Poochyfud! The challenge has been made and I'm here to accept!

Mr. Poochyfud: Security! Stop him!
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At this point security came out to apprehend Dougie only to be quickly tossed away.
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Mr. Poochyfud: Trevor! You have to know who this is!

Viewtiful Trevor: Alright boss you have my attention! Why are you trying to stop me from fighting Dougie?

Mr. Poochyfud: Because that's not Dougie! Reno show him the picutre...



Viewtiful Trevor: STARMEN?!?! What are you trying to tell me?

Reno: That's not Dougie.......THAT's GIYGAS!!! THE UNIVERSAL DESTROYER! THE MINDLESS EVIL! HE'S BACK!

Viewtiful Trevor: Giygas?.........oh crud.....



EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Non-title Match
Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Chicken Man/Retro Hippie (8:03) when Funky Afro Ninja hit the Funky Afro Press on Retro Hippie.
2. Loser Leaves EBW Part 1
"High Voltage" Generator beat Pirate Bill (7:14) with a Generator Moonsault Legdrop.
3. Loser Leaves EBW Part 2
"Treasure Hunter" HOT beat Vargas (9:02) with an IGNITION Shining Armbar.
4. Brawler SWIFT beat Bowser Jr.  (10:37) with a Muscle Buster.
5. A-Team vs. Metal Rush
Franky/Picky Minch beat Poo/Tanooki W00t (8:55) when Franky hit the Come Out Swinging on Poo.
6. EBW/MKPW vs. Metal Rush
Ness/Metal Strong/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack/Pokey Minch/Apple Kid (20:01) when Metal Strong hit Top Rope Chop on Pokey Minch.



EBW meeting on Giygas recap. EBW X-cite card.

Earlier today, Mr. Poochyfud held a company wide meeting to discuss the threat of Giygas's return to EBW. The transcript of the meeting can be found below...



Mr. Poochyfud: Thank you all for coming. I see that Metal Rush decided not to show up........except for W00t.

Tanooki W00t: I'm sure the other guys wanted to be here. I made sure to RSVP because I'm worried about EBW......wait.....I mean I HATE YOU ALL!!! I'm sorry I said that.

Mr. Poochyfud: Anyways, we are here to discuss the threat that is now upon EBW. The destroyer known as Giygas is back and unfortunatly our champion has challenged him to a match. YOU CHALLENGED GIYGAS TO A WRESTLING MATCH!!!

Viewtiful Trevor: Well how was I supposed to know he was Giygas? No one tried to tell me.

Mr. Poochyfud: I TRIED TO TELL YOU FOR WEEKS!

Viewtiful Trevor: Well that's not important right now. I challenged him and I intend to beat him.

Mr. Poochyfud: You plan on beating the mindless evil?

Viewtiful Trevor: Yep!

Mr. Poochyfud: You plan on beating the entity of darkness, the universal destroyer, the being that has a soul purpose to destory all that is and ever will be?

Viewtiful Trevor:.............well now that you mention it I'm not the super suave magician I once was. But it doesn't matter, I still plan on stopping this guy.

Mr. Poochyfud: Well alright, I'm impressed by your confidence but things are much different this time. Reno has been doing some research on Giygas so I'm going to let him speak now.

Reno: First of all....I have a question. I admit that Rude and I didn't know anything about Giygas coming into EBW, but now that I do something is on my mind that I have to find out. Did anyone find it at least a little strange that when you fought Giygas he looked like this...



Reno: When all available photos of Giygas show him looking like this.....



Mr. Poochyfud:.................

Apple Kid: ...................

Orange Kid: ......now that you mention it that is a good question........

Viewtiful Trevor: ................well it seemed a bit strange to me but no one else said anything so I just went along with it. Ness didn't say anything and he's the one who stopped him first.....oh yeah he wasn't talking back then.

Reno: Well it turns out that the large creature you blasted in half was an incarnation of Giygas but not the true entity that now threatens EBW again. This fight will be much different from the previous battle. It's obvious now that Giygas has possessed Dynamic Dougie but it appears that he still retains most of his evil power. Going against Giygas alone is horrible idea and Chrono isn't around this time. The original 4 who fought Giygas had trouble beating him and that's when they were a team. Now Ness and Poo are bad guys and Jeff is no where to be found. Paula isn't a trained wrestler and seems to have lost complete confidence. Things don't look good. They don't look good at all.

Viewtiful Trevor: Well thanks for the vote of confidence Mr. Happy Sunshine! I'll take him alone but if any of you want into this go for it.

Apple Kid: ...........

Orange Kid: ..........

Tanooki W00t: I'll do it! No I won't! I hate this suit!!!!

Viewtiful Trevor: That's what I thought. Look, all kidding aside Dougie is my friend and I plan on saving him from Giygas. With help or not!

Mr. Poochyfud: He's going to need help....but who's going to step up to face this threat?

After the meeting Mr. Poochyfud revealed the full card for this weeks X-cite. The Trevor-Dougie contract signing has been scheduled for the show so expect the unexpected...

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Tag Team Collision vs. Metal Rush
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Metal Strong/Tanooki W00t/Shark #1/Shark #2
2. Bowser Jr. vs. Apple Kid
3. Reno Return Match
Ness vs. Reno
4. Brawler SWIFT vs. Rude
5. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Poo(c) vs. Franky
6. EBW C-X-J Championship
Shadow(c) vs. "Treasure Hunter" HOT

Victory over Giygas party at hospital. A-Team offically rejoins the ranks of the EBW Home Army!



EBW.com was on the scene today as a small celebration was held at the Onett hospital. Mr. Poochyfud was on hand to congratulate the champion Viewtiful Trevor for defending EBW once again and saving Dynamic Dougie who is also spending time recovering in the hospital with his good friend Trevor. Talk quickly turned to the upcoming X-cite episode and the upcoming tour. Trevor hasn't been cleared to compete yet but expects to be released from the hospital in time to talk with the fans about the win over Giygas. He also said that despite his newfound respect for Ness, A-Team is offically rejoining the EBW home army to battle Metal Rush. We'll have more information about the upcoming episode of X-cite and the upcoming tour as we get it. Keep checking EBW.com for details.

Breaking News: Pokey Minch leaves EBW!



EBW.com can now confirm the breaking news that Pokey Minch is leaving EBW! The former human representative of U.F.O turned ally to EBW, gave his notice to Mr. Poochyfud today and then quickly left without giving a reason for his decision. Pokey's brother Picky was as shocked as everybody and tried to talk his brother out of it. For now it seems that Pokey Minch is gone from EBW.

New EBW wrestler to debut at X-cite!



Young rookie Lucas has finished his wrestling training and is ready to debut for EBW. Not much is known about this newcomer yet but it is said that he wrestles a style very similar to Ness. So far only Lucas's debut match has been announced for the upcoming X-cite. We may not know any other matches till the actual show but getting a chance to see this young prospect wrestle is a very good reason to tune into this week's X-cite!

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Lucas Debut Match!
Lucas vs. Retro Hippie

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Mr. Pirkle: What do you mean you want to end Metal Rush?!?!

Ness: I mean I want to END Metal Rush. I'm done with this. The Metal Tyrant is gone. I don't know if it was Giygas making me do those things or not but it's time for this to end.

Mr. Pirkle: But we are on the verge of victory!

Ness: Victory? You call this victory? It's time to start doing the right thing again.

Mr. Pirkle: What am I supposed to tell Poo, Strong, and the Sharks.

Ness: Tell em whatever you want but make sure you let them know one thing.....Metal Rush is dead.

Mr. Pirkle: Ness........you will pay for this.



The first X-cite after Victory Explosion 2 opened up with most of the EBW roster surrounding the ring where Mr. Poochyfud, A-Team, and Dynamic Dougie stood. Poochyfud was set to deliver EBW's victory speech. MKPW Rated-M Champion Ness could be seen standing near the entrance ramp with Paula not to far behind. The rest of the former Metal Rush was no where to be seen........except for Tanooki W00t.



Mr. Poochyfud: Welcome to EBW: X-cite! If you're watching right now you obviously know that EBW has claimed victory over the destroyer known as Giygas! Thanks to EBW and MKPW World Champion Trevor and Ness, not only has the menace been thwarted once again but Dynamic Dougie has also been saved from his possessed state. Now I can also happily announce that thanks to the former Metal Tyrant Ness, the Metal Rush invasion is offically over! Today is a day of celebration. Now it's time to hand over the mic to the man that saved EBW....Viewtiful Trevor!

Viewtiful Trevor: Alright! I gotta tell ya it's spifftastic that I'm standing here right now with my good friend Dougie celebrating the EBW's victory over Giygas and Metal Rush! I owe a big thanks to Ness for following me into Giygas's ship and helping me beat him. You regained my respect buddy. If you want a title shot you got it! Now I guess it's time to look forward to new challenges. Dougie and I are still a bit beaten after that nasty fall but I promise that won't keep Mr. Machismo from defending EBW and my titles whenever and wherever.

Mr. Poochyfud: Well said Trevor.....well said.

Viewtiful Trevor: Well of course you think so. You wrote the speech for me and told me not to say anything stupid!

Mr. Poochyfud: You weren't supposed to say that out loud!

Viewtiful Trevor: Well for the record I totally meant the stuff I said....except for being a bit beaten......agonizingly beaten fits better. I'd also like to say that I think X-cite is the hottest show on television since Quantum Leap....and I don't say that lightly.

Mr. Poochyfud: Well anyways it's time to talk to about tonight's show. New EBW star Lucas will make his debut tonight in the opener against Retro Hippie. Bowser Jr. will battle Apple Kid, and the Turks will face off against Journey in a non-title tag bout. The main event of tonight's show will see A-Team team up one last time to battle Metal Strong, Shark #1, and Shark #2 who will also be teaming for the final time. It's going to be an exciting night with plenty of surprises.

Viewtiful Trevor: Oooooo foreshadowing!

Mr. Poochyfud: So stay tuned and enjoy EBW: X-cite!!!

The action started with the debuting Lucas taking on Retro Hippie. The fans welcomed Lucas with a loud ovation and immediatly backed the EBW's newest prospect. The Hippie put forth one of his best efforts in sometime, welcoming the newcomer with hard hits. Lucas quickly impressed though and captured the win in his very first wrestling match with a PK Firedriver. Lucas fought a style very similar to Ness when he first started out and it's obvious that he has a bright future with the company if he continues to train and improve his skills.



Nerdler: Nerdler here with EBW newcomer Lucas! So how does it feel to win your very first match?

Lucas: .....

Tanooki W00t: He did awesome! That was a great first match......and by great I mean suck......but in a good way! I think that you have a bright future with EBW.....YOU'LL FAIL!!!.......sorry about that...that was rude......I'm supposed to be rude! I hate this suit! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Anyways, I think that next week you and me should team up......no I don't I hate you......yes I do it would be alot of fun. So next week let's start an awesome new team!!!

New Unified C-X-J Champion "High Volatge" Generator teamed with C-X-J tag champs Team Fliger to take on the odd team up of Shadow, HOT, and Chicken Man next. The action was fierce with Generator leading his team and pulling off some exciting manuvuers. Shadow was all about payback however and his team was unable to meld as well as the opposing team. HOT nearly picked up the win after capturing Kung Foo in the IGNITION Shining Armbar at one point but Generator saved the day at the last second. In the end the champion team would gain the hard fought victory after Generator hit the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Chicken Man. The three C-X-J champions celebrated as Shadow, HOT, and Chicken Man brawled outside the ring. At this point "High Voltage" Generator grabbed the mic.

Generator: Hello EBW fans! In case you didn't know I'm "High Voltage" Generator Best of the C-X-J winner and the NEW Unified C-X-J Champion! It's been a hard fought battle but I've finally reached the top of the division. This division started with champions like Trevor, Picky, and Shadow and has only gotten better and more exciting as time has gone along. Now it's the "High Voltage" era of the C-X-J division! The roster is pretty slim right now and that's what I want to talk about. I'm challenging wrestlers from all over the world to come here and challenge the new Unified C-X-J Champion. MKPW, CTW, SQUARE, Namco X Capcom, SSBvSS I'm challenging all of you to send wrestlers to take me on. I expect to hear from you soon.



Mr. Poochyfud: What's up Pirkle? Here to beg for your job back? You sided with Metal Rush and they are gone....so are you!

Mr. Pirkle: No....I'm not here to beg for anything. I just wanted to give you fair warning. Metal Rush might be gone but the threat of doom still hangs over EBW.

Mr. Poochyfud: What are you talking about?

Mr. Pirkle: You'll find out what I'm talking about by the end of the night.....I promise you that. I'm not apart of this new threat so don't hold me responsible.....but I'll gladly watch as you fail to stop your demise.

Mr. Poochyfud: Get him out of here.......

Next up Apple Kid battled MKPW wrestler Bowser Jr. in a surprisingly entertaining battle. Apple Kid has faced the full force of the Koopa clan recently and suffered many beatings and losses. This time however Apple Kid showed more confidence which brought out his A game. Bowser Jr. was no slouch either as the youngest Koopa continues to improve his brutal style. In the end Apple Kid surprisingly stood his ground and fought Bowser Jr. to a time limit draw.

The fourth match of the night saw EBW tag champs Journey take on the the Turks in non-title tag action. The Turks attempted to climb out the slump they had been in, but standing in their way was Journey, the most dominating and musically gifted tag team to ever set foot in EBW. The action was exciting however and Reno and Rude were able to hold their own. The match was ended abruptly just short of the 22 minute mark when MUNK Perry was counted out of the ring after taking a legdrop by Reno that sent him flying out the ring and into the guardrail. It wasn't quite the victory that Reno and Rude wanted but it was a victory none the less and it sets them up for a future tag title shot.



Mr. Poochyfud: What's going on here? Nerdler? NERDLER! Are you ok? Say something?

Nerdler: I'm......

Mr. Poochyfud: Not now Nerdler! Tell me what's going on here! Who did all this damage?

Nerdler: It was....

Mr. Poochyfud: Quiet Nerdler......this must have something to do with Pirkle's warning. I have to get to the bottom of this.

Main event time as EBW 2nd Belt Champion Brawler SWIFT, Franky, and Picky Minch of A-Team would team for one last time against the Metal Strong, Shark #1, and Shark #2. After this fight A-Team and Metal Rush would be no more so this would be a battle to see who could strike the final blow. The added pressure of being the final team battle brought out the best in each fighter. SWIFT led things with his signature brutality while "WAR" Picky came to play as well. The Sharks also stepped it up a notch and reminded everyone why they are former multi time tag champs. The main event was more exciting then expected but was suddenly cut short when in a surprising turn of events Poo ran out to assist Franky in attacking A-Team and Metal Rush!!! Viewtiful Trevor ran out to help fight off Franky and Poo who ran to the top of the entrance ramp where POKEY MINCH stood next to a beaten and bloody Ness! Starmen and UFOs also began to appear as Pokey Minch grabbed the mic.

Pokey Minch: I bet you're all pretty shocked by this turn of events. Why would I leave EBW only to come back with the Starmen? Why would Franky and Poo betray their allies so suddenly? It's simple really....call this Giygas Takeover PLAN B! You see after Giygas's first defeat at the hands of EBW he set the wheels in motion for his next attempt. He was not as quick to underestimate you this time though. He set up a backup plan in case he next attempt failed. He instructed me to "join" EBW while Franky and Poo "joined" A-Team and Metal Rush. We were planted by the dark lord Giygas to learn everything about the factions in case we were ever needed to exact revenge on those who defeated our master. We will get our revenge by doing what Giygas could not....DESTROY EBW! consider the attack on Ness the first strike on EBW! Franky and Poo will now do my bidding as "King" Pokey takes the throne of Giygas. ALL HAIL KING POKEY!

Viewtiful Trevor: Awwww come on!



EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Lucas Debut Match!
Lucas beat Retro Hippie (8:09) with a PK Firedriver!
2. "High Voltage" Generator/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Shadow/"Treasure Hunter" HOT/Chicken Man (16:11) when Generator hit the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Chicken Man.
3. Apple Kid vs. Bowser Jr.  (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
4. Non-Title Tag Match
Reno/Rude beat MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack (21:58) when MUNK Perry was counted out.
5. FINAL TEAM BATTLE! -Goodbye A-Team! Goodbye Metal Rush!-
Brawler SWIFT/Franky/Picky Minch vs. Metal Strong/Shark #1/Shark #2 (27:14) went to a No Contest.

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Trevor and Ness unite to face new threat! First card for Nemesis tour announced.



With the new threat of "King" Pokey and the forces of Giygas ready to attack EBW and MKPW Champion Viewtiful Trevor met with MKPW Rated-M Champion Ness to announce a team up to thwart the enemy! Ness returned to his original costume for the meeting and as a sign of new friendship returned the old "Magical" costume to Trevor. The champ said that we may see a one time return of Magical Trevor as he and Ness get ready to lead a new unified EBW home army. The first card for the Nemesis tour has been announced and will be taped for the Hyper Circuit show. Former VBW wrestlers Slayer, Kamikaze A, and Kamikaze B will return to EBW to face the C-X-J Champion team in a Hardcore C-X-J Six man tag. The Sharks will battle Fruit Inc. in a match that will be heavily supervised because The Sharks have yet to announce their allegiance to either EBW or "King" Pokey. In the main event the new EBW Home Army will face off against Pokey, Poo, Franky, and a mystery entrant who be the forth member of this new group.

EBW Nemesis Tour
Threed
Boogaloo TV! (Hyper Circuit Taping)

1. "Treasure Hunter" HOT vs. Shadow vs. Chicken Man
2. Hardcore C-X-J!
"High Voltage" Generator/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. Slayer/Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B
3. Reno vs. Munk Perry
4. Rude vs. Jonathan Tack
5. Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Orange Kid/Apple kid
6. EBW Face the New Threat!
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Brawler SWIFT/Picky Minch vs. Pokey Minch/Poo/Franky/?

Jeff and George sighted in Fourside!

EBW.com finally located Jeff as he continues to chase down the giant ape George. When we first caught up with Jeff he was flying in a helicopter over the Fourside bridge where a blockade failed to keep George from entering the city.



Then later as the city erupted in flames and explosions, Jeff shocked everybody by enlisting the help of an old friend to help him battle the giant beast. Dungeon Man appeared from the ocean and Jeff climbed aboard the giant living statue to battle George. We lost the camera feed after several minutes of fighting so we have no idea what the end result was but we do know that the battling giants have left Fourside. We'll keep you posted if we can find them again.



BREAKING NEWS! Captain Strong and the Onett Police Force join Mr. Pirkle in an EBW walk out! New wrestling promotion on the horizon.



Mr. Pirkle once again shocked EBW by announcing that he will form a new wrestling promotion to compete with EBW. The former President and Founder of EBW was ousted when he choose to side with Metal Rush in the faction wars and now has absolutley no power over his creation. Adding to the shock was the announcement that Captain Strong would be leaving to join Pirkle and he would be taking the Onett Police Force with him. The OPF have served as mostly security for EBW recently but plan on stepping into the ring for this new endevour. Pirkle plans on making this new product an extension of his original vision while also changing the face of wrestling in the region and running EBW out of business. Mach Pizza, the company that funded EBW in the past until it's former owner joined the Dark Pact, has been listed as one of the new promotions financial backers. This is big news for wrestling but possibly a bad sign for EBW who now has to compete with a new promotion while fighting off a new threat from "King" Pokey. We'll keep you up to date on the news of this new promotion.

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EBW NEMESIS TOUR IN THREED!



The first show in the EBW Nemesis tour took place today in Threed and was filmed for EBW: Hyper Circuit. The opening match saw a surprising result when after a hard fought 3-way C-X-J match Chicken Man scored the upset victory over former C-X-J Champion HOT after a Chickenwing Neckbreaker. This match went a long way towards estabilishing Chicken Man as a threat in the C-X-J division. This loss has offically put the former champ in a slump and he may need to change some things up to climb out of his current state.

The C-X-J Champion team of "High Voltage" Generator, Funky Afro Ninja, and Kung Foo took on the brutal trio of Slayer, Kamikaze A, and Kamikaze B in a Hardcore C-X-J bout. A good mixture of high flying antics and hardcore brutality made this a very entertaining match. Funky Afro Ninja won the quick contest for his team after he hit a Shooting Star Press onto Kamikaze A who was set onto a table. After the match Slayer threw weapons and chairs all over the ring and nearly attacked a fan before heading to the back. Generator once again grabbed the mic to challenge wrestlers from all over to challenge him for his newly won Unified C-X-J Championship. Team Fliger stepped in and also made a challenge for new teams to come to EBW and challenge them as well.

The next two bouts were singles matches between The Turks and current EBW tag champs Journey. The Turks managed to score a victory over the dominant team at the last X-cite so alot was at stake in these two contests. Reno has took on MUNK Perry in the first of the matches. Despite a good showing early on the voice of The Turks hasn't been the same since returning from injury and was submitted by MUNK after an Onett Crab submission. Rude faired better and fought EBW and MKPW star phenom Jonathan Tack to a time limit draw. The match was said to be very impressive and the definition of a strong style chop and kick fest. The two honorable contestants shook hands after the match but the rivalry between the two teams is just beginning.

In the 5th bout of the show the EBW locker room surrounded the ring as Fruit Inc. took on The Sharks. The costumed duo has been apart of every group that has threatened EBW but have yet to let anyone know where they stand in in the current situation. That is why the EBW wrestlers were there, in case they decided to join "King" Pokey and his group tried to interfere. Ten minutes into the match though it seemed that The Sharks were here to fight fair. Apple Kid spent the entire time in for his team after stepping it up a notch in his previous bout with Bowser Jr. When he finally tried to tag in Orange Kid the intellectual of Fruit Inc. refused to be tagged in. Fruit Inc. began to argue and Orange Kid shocked the crowd by attacking Apple Kid! The match was thrown out as the team battled to the back leaving The Sharks very confused.

The big main event was up next as the super team of EBW and MKPW Champion "Mr. Machismo" Viewtiful Trevor, MKPW Rated-M Champion Ness, EBW 2nd Belt Champion Brawler SWIFT, and Picky Minch took on Pokey Minch, Franky, Poo, and a mystery partner. Before the match began Ness and Pokey got into a shouting match as Picky grabbed the mic to ask why his brother would do this and why Franky and Poo went along with it. Answers would have to wait though as the match quickly began. The mystery partner was no where to be seen in the early stages of the match which gave team EBW the advantage. Pokey's group proved to be tough anyways though as the combination of Pokey, Franky, and Poo seemed to click incredibly well. The 4th member of Pokey's new group finally revealed himself to be.........Orange Kid, who dragged a bloody Apple Kid out with him. The distraction of Orange Kid's entrance gave Pokey the time he needed to attack his younger brother and get the pin after a Top Rope Splash. EBW's new home army took a big loss in their first match and lost yet another wrestler. EBW will fight on though and this tour and rivalry are just beginning...



EBW Nemesis Tour
Threed
Boogaloo TV! (Hyper Circuit Taping)

1. Chicken Man beat "Treasure Hunter" HOT and Shadow (13:04) with a Chickenwing Neckbreaker on HOT.
2. Hardcore C-X-J!
"High Voltage" Generator/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo beat Slayer/Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B (8:19) when Funky Afro Ninja hit a Shooting Star Press on Kamikaze A.
3. Munk Perry beat Reno (7:11) with a Onett Crab submission.
4. Rude vs. Jonathan Tack (30:00) went to a Time Limit Draw.
5. Shark #1/Shark #2 vs Orange Kid/Apple Kid (10:52) went to a No Contest.
6. EBW Face the New Threat!
Pokey Minch/Poo/Franky/Orange Kid beat Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Brawler SWIFT/Picky Minch (14:38) when Pokey Minch hit the Top Rope
Splash on Picky Minch.

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Viewtiful Trevor: Hey Tack.

Jonathan Tack: Hey Trevor.

Viewtiful Trevor: What do you want to do today?

Jonathan Tack: I don't know man I'm so burned out. I just don't have the energy.

Viewtiful Trevor: Me either....I wish we had something that could give us energy but Mountain Dew just doesn't pack the kick it used to and I can't take pills because......well let's not talk about that. Point is we need something that packs a punch.



Captain Falcon: Did someone say "PUNCH"?!

Jonathan Tack: Look! It's.....

Viewtiful Trevor: Captain Falcon!!!

Captain Falcon: That's right guys and I'm here with a new energy drink that packs the punch you're looking for. It's called.....



Captain Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

Jonathan Tack: WOW!

Viewtiful Trevor: Sweet sassy molassy! The label looks cool so that must mean that the product is awesome!

Captain Falcon: Indeed EBW wrestler Viewtiful Trevor. This drink has enough energy to make your face explode!

Viewtiful Trevor: You can't go wrong with face exploding energy!

Captain Falcon: Side effects may include but are not limited to heart explosion, massive blood loss, and pain worse then death!

Jonathan Tack: Yeah but what are the odds of that happening?

Captain Falcon: 73%

Jonathan Tack: Oh......



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Card for next tour show announced! Card for EBW 2nd Anniversary show also announced!

After the events of the last show, Mr. Poochyfud has made several changes to the next show in the tour. EBW will be heading to Summers for the 2nd show in the Nemesis tour. Newcomer Lucas will have a rematch with Retro Hippie in the opener while Bowser Jr. will battle Bob the uber blob in the second bout. The Kamikazes will also return to take on The Turks in the third match. Brawler SWIFT and Picky Minch will join forces with tag champs Journey as they battle "King" Pokey's new group which recently added Orange Kid to it's ranks. The EBW turncoat cost his team the match at the last show and then later assisted Pokey, Franky, and Poo in giving Apple Kid a beating. In the main event the super team of Viewtiful Trevor and Ness will battle Shark #1 and Shark #2 as they continue to suspect a defection from the two Sharks could come at any time. The C-X-J divison has been givin the night off so wrestlers can recover and the fans don't get burned on seeing some of the same matches. Rest assured that Generator and Team Fliger's challenges have been heard and new wrestlers are coming soon.

EBW Nemesis Tour
Summer
Boogaloo TV! (Hyper Circuit Taping)

1. Lucas vs. Retro Hippie
2. Bowser Jr. vs. Bob the uber blob
3. Reno/Rude vs. Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B
4. Brawler SWIFT/Picky Minch/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Pokey Minch/Franky/Poo/Orange Kid
5. Viewtiful Trevor/Ness vs. Shark #1/Shark #2

March 23rd will be a big day for EBW as it marks the 2nd Anniversary of the promotion. The little promotion that could has grown into a serious contender in the business and will celebrate its 2 years of success with a big show in Onett, the place where it all began. The big card is listed below.

EBW Year 2 "Earthbound Harder!"
Onett
Boogaloo TV!

1. First EBW Match Revisited
Picky Minch vs. Retro Hippie
2. World Challenge Answered!
"High Voltage" Generator/Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo vs. ?/?/?
3. EBW 2nd Belt Championship
Brawler SWIFT(c) vs. Apple Kid vs. Pokey Minch
4. The Magic Returns!
Magical Trevor vs. Orange Kid
5. MKPW Rated-M Championship
Ness(c) vs. Bowser Jr.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship
MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack(c) vs. Franky/Poo

Goodbye for now "Treasure Hunter" HOT!



Today at EBW HQ, former C-X-J Champion HOT made the announcement that he is taking some time off to train and grow as a wrestler. He told EBW.com that the slump he is in is a sign that it's time to change things. Don't expect HOT to be gone long though as he said he wishes to relevent in the always growing EBW. Goodbye for now HOT.....

Pirkle reveals his the name of his new promotion.

Mr. Pirkle phoned into EBW.com to announce the name of his new wrestling promotion.....



Mother Wrestling Promotion or Mother for short is quickly gaining a full roster and alot of attention. Mr. Pirkle plans on using new and old talent to make product that can put EBW out of business. Since MWP is considered an off shoot of EBW we'll be covering the first show and any other show that is relevent to EBW on our new MWP page.  We'll have more information about the first show very soon so make sure to check in at EBW.com/MWP.

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EBW NEMESIS TOUR IN SUMMERS!



The Nemesis tour rolled into Summers today and the war with Pokey's new group has escalated. The newcomer Lucas had his second match in EBW against Retro Hippie in the opening bout. This rematch between the two was more fast pace then the previous fight but the end result was very much the same as Lucas once again dropped Hippie with a PK Firedriver. Tanooki W00t came out to cheer.....and then boo.....and then cheer Lucas. The two wrestlers will team up on the next episode of X-cite.

Bowser Jr. continues his push into EBW as he took on outsider Bob the uber blob. It was force against bulk as these rather large and heavy fighters clashed. The son of King Bowser showed that despite his size he is light on his feet and evaded most of Bob's attacks. The match ended in a shocking fashion when Bowser Jr. managed to pick up Bob and drop him with a Spikebomb! The fans cheered the MKPW star for the first time as he continues to make a name for himself in EBW.

Reno and Rude took on the Kamikazes in an exciting third match. Reno seemed to pick up the pace in this outing and impressed the fans with his chain wrestling. Rude was a slow methodical killer as always as he landed skull shattering kicks and chops. The Kamikazes tried to counter with their high flying style but Reno had Kamikaze B scouted and scored the pin after a German Suplex. The Turks seem to be in top form and ready to climb back up to the title.

After suffering a big loss in the first clash with King Pokey's group, EBW set a big challenge in front of the unit as 2nd Belt Champion Brawler SWIFT and Picky Minch teamed with tag champs Journey to take them on. Pokey's group once again melded surprisingly especially with the addition of the crafty Orange Kid. Dirty tactics were of course involved but the team also managed to put up a good fight. SWIFT led his team in dishing out pain. At one point he tossed Franky into the corner and then turned around to give Orange Kid a brutal kick directly to the face. Poo and Franky centered most of their attention on the tag champs while Pokey mostly acted as a ring general for his team. In the end the weak link proved to be Picky who was unable to attack his older brother. He ultimately fell to Poo and his Starstorm OMEGA finisher. After the match Pokey grabbed the mic.

Pokey: For now on I want you all to address me as KING Pokey and this....is the Pokey Army! My old master Giygas dropped the ball and I was there to pick it up. At first I felt bad for Giygas but now that I'm in charge.......I kind of like it! In fact I love it! Franky and Poo realised that if they followed me they would get a shot at greatness. I don't just plan on being the best at wrestling.....I plan on ruling the WORLD! Now I have wrestling's best at my side, the genius of Orange Kid, and the army and resources of the fallen destroyer Giygas. I'm on top of the world......the world I intend to rule......but I already said that. Anyways, I plan on recruiting more soldiers and I plan on winning your precious title belts. I also plan on causing some real damage to EBW. What do I mean "real damage"? You'd have to ask Orange Kid.

Orange Kid: My genius is above all of you people. Why should I tell my plans to you?!!? I bet you're all wondering why I betrayed Apple Kid......again! It's simple really...he was always holding me down. I reformed our tag team because of need not want. Now I have a chance to make a real difference with King Pokey. He doesn't just want my wrestling talent but my genius as well. I promise you King Pokey that I will create what you asked while at the same time I'll take out Apple Kid once and for all.

King Pokey: Better get used to it folks.....It's MY TIME NOW!!!

The main event pitted the new super team of EBW and MKPW Champion Viewtiful Trevor and MKPW Rated-M Champion Ness as they battled The Sharks. Trevor and Ness dominated early on but The Sharks refused to go down easily. Late in the match the Pokey Army surrounded the ring. The fans immediatly assumed they were out there for The Sharks but it quickly became obvious that they were harassing them as well. Despite the distraction the match continued and finally ended when Trevor caught Shark #2 in the Trevor Triangle Choke while Shark #1 was taken out by Ness and a PSI Rockin. Shark #2 finally tapped and the super team picked up the win.
Just as the match ended the Pokey Army quickly entered the ring and assaulted all four wrestlers! That's when Apple Kid ran out to the ring and assisted in driving the group out of the ring. The show ended with Apple Kid and Orange Kid shouting at each other while Trevor and Ness stared at The Sharks puzzled at the events that just occurred. Can The Sharks really be trusted?



EBW Nemesis Tour
Summers
Boogaloo TV! (Hyper Circuit Taping)

1. Lucas beat Retro Hippie (4:12) with the PK Firedriver.
2. Bowser Jr. beat Bob the uber blob (9:54) with a Spikebomb.
3. Reno/Rude beat Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B (11:44) when Reno hit the German Suplex pin on Kamikaze B.
4. Pokey Minch/Franky/Poo/Orange Kid beat Brawler SWIFT/Picky Minch/MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack (19:28) when Poo hit the Starstorm OMEGA on Picky Minch.
5. Viewtiful Trevor/Ness beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (9:59) when Trevor hit the Trevor Triangle Choke on Shark #2.

 

EBW Award Show Recap!



EBW held it's first annual award ceremony last night after the 2nd Anniversary Show and EBW.com was there to see the action. The show that will air on Boogaloo TV! was taped in an empty EBW arena. Several of EBW stars and even members on the Pokey Army all appeared in the hopes of receiving an award. Highlights of the show include a video package of the last two years of EBW. Tanooki W00t made a memorable speech upon winning the Best "Character" Award.

Tanooki W00t: I hate to say that I deserve this but I do.... that's not true it's an honor to be considered a "character" in EBW. I should have won all the awards.....but you all have done so well in EBW that I couldn't possibly hope to win them all. I have to thank....myself for this award. If I hadn't put on this STUPID Tanooki Suit in the first place I wouldn't be......a bright ray of joy that hopes to brighten all your lives......I mean fill them with GLOOM.....and DOOM!!! I would like to take this time to make a formal apology to Brawler SWIFT who wants to end my life in the most painful way possible. SWIFT, I'm sorry.......sorry that you suck so badly!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Uhoh!

Brawler SWIFT: What was that pansy? I didn't quite hear that! Come over here and tell me!

Tanooki W00t: I didn't mean it AHHHHH!!!!



The biggest shock of the night occured near the close of the show as Mr. Poochyfud was thanking all the wrestlers for 2 great years. The stage became enveloped in light just like the 2nd Anniversary Show but this time a red portal opened up. Out from the portal emerged......Rishin Fliger and Miger Task???.......again?



Just then Rishin Fliger and Miger Task appeared in the room....the ones that appeared yesterday.

Miger Task: What in the name of Mecha Misawa is going on here?

Rishin Fliger: No ones dresses up likes the Rishin Fligers and gets away with it!

Rishin Fliger(The other one): I am THE Rishin Fliger. Who are you?

Ness: Well this is interesting....

Viewtiful Trevor: What a random new plot device...

The awards and the winners are listed below.

Best C-X-J Wrestler: "High Voltage" Generator
-Won the Best of C-X-J 2007
-Won the Unified C-X-J Championship at Victory Explosion 2

Best Tag Team: Journey (MUNK Perry & Jonathan Tack)
-Won the EBW Tag Team Championships
-Won the VBW Tag Team Championships

Best of the Brutal: Brawler SWIFT
-3x Time EBW 2nd Belt Champion
-Finalist in the 2007 E-1 Climax

"Character" of EBW: Tanooki W00t
-Former EBW 2nd Belt Champion
-Challenged for the EBW World Championship
-Tanooki Suit is funny...enough said

Most Improved Wrestler: Apple Kid
-Battled the Koopa Family for most of late 2007
-Picked up big wins and stepped up his singles game

Worst Wrestler of 2007: Retro Hippie
-You already know why he is the worst....lousy Hippie

Heavyweight of 2007: Ness
-E-1 Climax 2007 Winner
-2x EBW World Champion
-Current MKPW Rated-M Champion

MVP of EBW 2007: Viewtiful Trevor
-2x Best of the Best of the Best Winner
-2x EBW World Heavyweight Champion
-Current EBW and MKPW Champion
-Last VBW World Champion.

Partial X-cite card revealed! Trevor vs. Orange Kid for the title?

EBW.com can now confirm that most of the matches on this weeks X-cite will not be revealed until they happen but we do know that Viewtiful Trevor has demanded another shot to wrestle Orange Kid after the damage he caused to the EBW Army at the 2nd Anniversary show. He has agreed to put the title on the line so we'll see the first title match since the battle against Giyas. Also on the card Tanooki W00t will team with newcomer Lucas to take on mystery opponents. It will be an excting X-cite (pun intended) so check it out.

EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Tanooki W00t/Lucas vs. ?/?
2. EBW World Championship
Viewtiful Trevor(c) vs. Orange Kid

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Wrestling Legend Mr. Game & Watch to be special referee for title match on X-cite. New EBW Hall of Fame news!



It was a big day for EBW as wrestling legend Mr. Game & Watch announced his intentions to appear at the upcomine X-cite.....at least we think that's what he said.....sounded more like bleeps and bloops. One of the oldest living wrestling legends will serve as a the special referee for the Viewtiful Trevor-Orange Kid EBW title match. This makes the next X-cite one you don't want to miss.....well we don't want you to miss any of them.....but if you HAVE to miss one I would suggest waiting cause this is a big deal.

Mr. Poochyfud also took this time to announce that EBW will be creating a Hall of Fame to honor wrestling's legends. We know that Mr. Game & Watch will be the first inductee and we hope to have the rest of the names soon.

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All Hall of Fame inductees announced!



Mr. Poochyfud held another press conference today to reveal all the wrestling legends who be entered into the EBW Hall of Fame. It's no surprise who was picked as the legends that paved the way for promotions like EBW will be honored. We already knew that Mr. Game & Watch was the first inductee, but now we can announce that The Square from Pong, Rishin Fliger, Miger Task, Cranky Kong, and King Bowser will all be inducted as well. Mr. Poochyfud called this a great opportunity to honor wrestlers of the past and present. During a press Q & A with the inductees a reporter asked Fliger and Task if they knew what was going on with the "other" Rishin Fliger and Miger Task that had appeared at the 2nd Anniversary award show. Fliger simply gazed at the reporter before walking away.



On an interesting side note, EBW and MKPW World Champion Viewtiful Trevor will be personally inducting King Bowser into the Hall of Fame. Trevor was the one who beat Bowser for the MKPW belt so it'll be interesting to see what happens. The Hall of Fame show will be taped at the end of this month.

Big news concerning upcoming PPV to be announced at X-cite!

It's common knowledge that EBW has the 2nd of its now monthly PPVs coming up but so far no matches have been announced and their has been zero news concerning the event....until now. Mr. Poochyfud has promised that he has huge news concerning the PPV and will make an announcement at the start of X-cite. He has said that the news concerns a big main event that has not been seen in EBW before. So make sure to check out X-cite to get the big news.

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Mr. Poochyfud: Good evening EBW fans. Before the start of the show I would like to take this time to let you know about my plans for the big pay per view. This will be our second monthly pay per view and will be titled EBW: Battle Hive. It is called that because it is at this PPV that I will present a new match concept, the Battle Hive. Due to the recent battles between Team EBW and The Pokey Army I have decided that this is the perfect battleground for this war. Their will be three caged rings all set together like the poster to my right shows. In the three rings we'll have members from EBW Home Army and Pokey Army battling it out. You will be eliminated from the match if you are pinned or you submit. The match continues till one team is completely eliminated. It will start out with 2 members of each team in the front cage while 1-on-1 matches take place in the upper rings but you can climb from one cage to the next and assist your team but you must stay within the three rings. A little complicated I know but that's how I do. Let the real battle begin.



After the announcement of the Battle Hive PPV and main event, the show got off to a good start with new star Lucas teaming with the oddball Tanooki W00t to battle Shadow and Chicken Man. Before the match began Brawler SWIFT attempted to attack Tanooki W00t but EBW's new security staff kept the brawler at bay. The in ring action was hot as Lucas continues to show a strong fighting spirit while Tanooki W00t impressed with a lack of insanity and a variety of moves. Shadow and Chicken Man melded well as a team but were still unable to overcome the opposition and Chicken Man fell to the W00tinoku Driver #2. Tanooki W00t applauded the effort of his tag partner as Shadow and Chicken Man argued about the loss.



After the match we cut backstage to Mr. Poochyfud and Nerdler.

Nerdler: So Mr. Poochyfud, do you have any more news concerning the big PPV?

Mr. Poochyfud: Indeed I do Nerdler. I plan on having several title matches announced and you can expect even more of the C-X-J World Challenges. Further more I plan on.....

(At this point an unknown individual entered the room.)



Kyo: Hello!

Mr. Poochyfud: Um....hi! Can I help you?

Kyo: Yes you can sir! My name is Kyo and it has been a dream of mine....A DREAM.....to become an EBW wrestler.

Mr. Poochyfud: You're a wrestler?

Kyo: Yes I am sir! I admit I may seem like an average joe right now but when I'm in the ring it's a totally different story. Gee golly it would be the best thing ever if I could get my chance tonight.

Mr. Poochyfud: Gee.....golly?

(At this point Retro Hippie entered the room wearing different attire and holding an 80's style cell phone.)



Mr. Poochyfud: Retro Hippie? What do you want? You look like a....yuppie.

Retro 80's Yuppie: Hang on I'm on the phone. Uh-huh.....uh-huh....ok. Well if you think it's going to make me money. Ok....I'll call you later. Indeed I do look like a yuppie Mr. Poochyfud! Shadow told me to get with the times and he was right. How can I be a bad guy wrestler if I'm a hippie that protests violence? That's why I decided to get modern.

Nerdler: Modern? The 80's was like....decades ago.

Retro 80's Yuppie: But it is the perfect time to describe the new me. It was an age of cut throat capitalism and I'm all about that now.

Kyo: Hi, I'm Kyo it's nice to meet you.

Retro 80's Yuppie: Who is this chump? Listen punk I'm to good to talk to "poor people" like you. Mr. Poochyfud I need a match tonight! I need to show the EBW fans what a true yuppie is like.

Mr. Poochyfud: Hmmm I got an idea. Since you both want a match I'll put you both in match against each other.

Kyo: Oh boy! That sounds like a great idea! See you out there Yuppie! I'm going to go....put on my ring gear.

Retro 80's Yuppie: Be ready to chalk up a win for the Yuppie!

The next match featured C-X-J Unified Champion Generator teaming with the returning Curry Man to answer another world challenge from Geno and Bomberman. The champ and the hot, spicy phenom brought a tough offense against Geno who was a former #1 contender for the C-X-J belt and Bomberman, who was a part of the team that beat EBW's team at the 2nd Anniversary show. As the match neared the 24 minute mark the fans were jacked and the action showed no signs of slowing until Generator tossed the master of powerbombs out the ring and hit a moonsault on him from the outside. Curry Man took the opportunity and caught Geno in the Spicy Rack, securing the victory for EBW's team and evening the score of the world challenges 1-1.



After the match we cut to backstage again as Nerdler was set to interview Rishin Fliger, Miger Task,.....Rishin Fliger,......and Miger Task.



Nerdler: I'm here with the Fligers and the Tasks to get to the bottom of this situation.

Miger Task: I was told their would be pie.

Rishin Fliger: I thinks we were trickeded.

Nerdler: Now we all know that during your big match at Victory Explosion 2 you both seemed to vanish into thin air after rushing into eachother. Now, not only have you returned from wherever you were but there are now 2 Fligers and 2 Tasks. Can we get the truth about what's going on?

Rishin Fliger: The truths? Yous can nots handle the truth!

Miger Task: The truth about all of this....the real truth to it.....is STAGGERING! Your primitive mind can not comprehend it.

Rishin Fliger(the other one): Do I really sound like that in this dimension!?! Listen Miger Task and I come from a different dimension. When we had our match at Celebration Implosion 2 we accidentally ripped open the space-time continuum.

Rishin Fliger: No! At Victory Explosions 2 WE accidently ripped opens the continuums of the space and the times.

Miger Task: The point is that when we came back we also made it possible for our evil selves to come from the mirror universe.

Miger Task(the other one): Evil selves?!?! You are the evil ones and THIS is the mirror universe.

Miger Task: Come on let's be realistic here. Would the awesomeness that is the REAL Miger Task wear that rediculous red and yellow costume? It's so....evil!

Miger Task(the other one): ......Ok so we might be evil but who says that the REAL Miger Task and Rishin Fliger aren't evil?

Nerdler: If you think about it is any universe the real one? What might be a mirror to us is actually the reality of another universe that considers us a mirror. Is this universe truly an opposite world or does it show us all our inner most selves......

Rishin Fliger: .....

Miger Task: .....

Rishin Fliger: .....

Miger Task: .....

Nerdler: .....So anyways you were saying?

Miger Task: Anyways, the four of us have come to an agreement. At your Battle Hive PPV Rishin Fliger and Miger Task will team up for the first time in 1,000 years to take on mirror Fliger and Task in a tag match and if we win the mirror Fliger and Task will leave this dimension and never come back.

Miger Task(the other one):But if we win we'll probably destroy your universe....wow I guess we really are the evil ones.

Nerdler: Well their you have it folks. A tag match with the very exsistence of our reality at stake has been announced.

The next match featured the debut of Kyo as faced off with Retro 80's Yuppie. The Yuppie came out throwing money at the crowd but quickly climbed into the audience to retrieve it. As Yuppie stood confident in the ring the lights suddenly went out. In the darkness several figures could be seen on stage and one of them had a mic.

?: Yuppie, you come out here showing pride in your new wealth but the pain you are about to feel will make you wish you could trade all of it for a brief second of relief. Darkness is looming upon the EBW ring and your time has come. Feel the wrath of The Great KYO!



Suddenly the lights came on and The Great KYO slowly crept to the ring. Retro 80's Yuppie shook in fear as he shockingly faced the dark figure who he had mistaken as an average joe. Yuppie tried a couple of attacks but KYO easily evaded them and unleashed a barrage of kicks that sent Yuppie to the floor. For most of the match the Yuppie attempted to flee the ring, only to be met by KYO and another devastating kick. In the end The Great KYO finished off his frightened opponent with a Shining Wizard. After the win the lights went out again and when they came back on The Great KYO and the shadowy figures were gone. Hmmm didn't see any of that coming did you? Neither did I.....neither did I.



King Pokey: Hello EBW fans. Your King, Pokey is here with Orange Kid in our secret base. Now don't worry we'll be at X-cite personally but we figured that know would be a good time to give you a glimpse of what we have in store for you. Orange Kid is not just the future EBW World Heavyweight Champion but he is also a great inventor. He has created a weapon of incredible power to unleash upon EBW. Now for those of you who plan on buying the PPV please do so. We intend on competing in the Battle Hive and beating EBW. But after the show we will use our weapon, force you to surrender to your King, and EBW will be mine!!!

Orange Kid: EBW will belong to King Pokey and I will be the EBW Heavyweight Champion! Trevor, you have held that belt far too long. The Pokey Army already has the 2nd Belt and the Tag titles so now I will become champion and we'll all have titles. I'll see you tonight Trevor.

Next up we got a great tag match that saw Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. team up to take on The Turks. EBW Tag Team Champions Franky and Poo watched the match from the entrance ramp as did former champs Journey, but EBW Security kept them separated. Apple Kid amd Bowser Jr. showed some tension in the first stages of the match but they eventually brought it together and but up a good fight against The Turks. The Turks have improved their game as well lately but ultimately fell to the opposition as Apple Kid took out Reno with the Orange Crush. After the match Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. glared at eachother before shaking hands and heading to the back. Reno and Rude on the other hand seemed less then happy to leave the ring area. An arguement between the two ensued and security had to break them up. Obviously their is some tension between the team.



The big main event was up next as wrestling legend Mr. Game & Watch headed to the ring to act as special referee for the title bout pitting EBW and MKPW Heavyweight Champion Viewtiful Trevor against Orange Kid. Orange Kid got the title shot after causing alot of damage to EBW during the 2nd Anniversary show which caused the match between he and Trevor to get thrown out after SWIFT and Apple Kid tried to seek revenge. Now the match is on and the title will be on the line. The match started off with some quick exchanges and chain wrestling before Trevor brought out his striking game and took Orange Kid off his feet with a barrage of punches. From their Orange Kid struggled to keep up with the champ who has incorporated his MMA training into an unpredictable style. Orange Kid tried to play it dirty but Mr. Game & Watch was there to keep things fair. In the end Viewtiful Trevor made a successful title defense after submitting Orange Kid with a Trevor Triangle Choke. In the final minutes of the last show before EBW: Battle Hive, Viewtiful Trevor celebrated with Mr. Game & Watch and EBW wrestlers as King Pokey and his army stared down their enemies. The battle is heating up and at the PPV it's time for full on WAR.



EBW: X-cite
Onett Community Center
Boogaloo TV!

1. Tanooki W00t/Lucas beat Shadow/Chicken Man (16:12) when Tanooki W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2 on Chicken Man.
2. C-X-J World Challenge
"High Voltage" Generator/Curry Man beat Geno/Bomberman (24:09) when Curry Man hit the Spicy Rack on Geno.
3. The Great KYO beat Retro 80's Yuppie (10:31) with a Shining Wizard.
4. Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. beat Reno/Rude (18:48) when Apple Kid hit the Orange Crush on Reno.
5. EBW World Heavyweight Championship
Special Referee: Mr. Game & Watch
Viewtiful Trevor(c) beat Orange Kid (14:01) with a Trevor Triangle Choke.

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Full Battle Hive Card Announced!

With just days before the big PPV, Mr. Poochyfud has finally reveal the card for the big show. The PPV will take place at the Fourside Expo Center and will feature some exciting matches. Several fans already bought tickets and ordered the PPV before the card was announced but now that is the buyrate and attendance are expected to get a big boost. The card is listed below.



EBW: BATTLE HIVE
Fourside Expo Center
PPV

1. Tanooki W00t/Lucas vs. Reno/Rude
2. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship -C-X-J World Challenge-
Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo(c) vs. Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B vs. Kirby/Mallow
3. MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Apple Kid/Bowser Jr.
4. Show your spirit Picky! Face the Brawler!
Brawler SWIFT vs. Picky Minch
5. Unified C-X-J Championship -World Challenge-
"High Voltage" Generator(c) vs. Bomberman
6. Interdimensional Chaos!
Rishin Fliger/Miger Task vs. Rishin Fliger/Miger Task
7. Battle Hive! Team EBW vs. Pokey Army
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. King Pokey/Franky/Poo/Orange Kid

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EBW: BATTLE HIVE
Theme Song: Over the Mountain-Ozzy Osbourne

EBW's 2nd monthly PPV was held at the Fourside Expo Center tonight, and a sold out crowd filled the brand new building to see EBW action and a main event never before seen in wrestling...Battle Hive! The unlikely team of EBW and MKPW Champion Viewtiful Trevor, MKPW Rated-M Champion Ness, and The Sharks have all banded together to fight the new threat of King Pokey and his group of renegades who wish to take over EBW with hostile force. Tonight a huge battle in this war was fought. The Pokey Army also had shocking plans that would take place after the match. But before that big main event 6 big matches took place.

The PPV kicked off with the new team of Tanooki W00t and super rookie Lucas taking of the former tag champs Reno and Rude. It's been a tough climb for The Turks in recent months and the tension was starting to show. The usually calm and collective Rude was openly showing signs of frustration as Reno dropped the fall in their last match. The frustration would continue during this bout as Tanooki W00t and Lucas surprised everyone with a high energy offense that caught Reno and Rude off guard. Late in the match it looked like Reno had injured his knee after being trapped in an Onett Crab from Lucas for several minutes. The overly emotional Tanooki W00t tagged himself into the match to see if Reno was ok only to revert back to The W00t and take him out with the W00tinoku Driver #2. Lucas and W00t were victorious once again. Rude quickly left the ring after the match, leaving it up to medics and EBW security to help Reno to the back.

Next up was another C-X-J World Challenge. Funky Afro Ninja and Kung Foo would be putting the C-X-J tag belts on the line against freelancers Kamikaze A and B, and the Nintendo Championship Wrestling elite duo of Kirby and Mallow, The Puff Brothers. It was a solid effort from all three teams. Team Fliger had a tough challenge ahead as both teams focused on them in the early stages. But EBW's tag team showed all the growth they've had in their careers by standing up to NCW's team. Eventually Kirby and Mallow turned their attention to the Kamikazes and seconds after the 26 minute mark The Puff Brothers won the match after Kirby jumped into the air and hurled himself back down with a Kirby Drop onto Kamikaze B. Even though it was a Kamikaze that was pinned and despite an awesome performance Team Fliger still lost the match and the titles to the veteran team Kirby and Mallow. NCW now has the C-X-J Tag Team titles...

EBW C-X-J: 1 The World: 2

Former tag team champions Journey would battle the team of Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. next in an unofficial #1 contender match. This match was what tag team wrestling is all about. Apple Kid and Bowser Jr. have become a solid team while Journey remains the tag team dynamos of EBW. In an impressive and surprising contest the teams battled all the way to a Time Limit Draw. The teams demanded that the match continue but eventually left the ring after Apple Kid shook hands with Journey and the fans applauded the great bout.

The next battle was one fans have been wanting to see for awhile. The intense powerhouse Brawler SWIFT would battle the explosive underdog in a hard hitting singles match. The action was fierce and stiff as SWIFT and Picky exchanged chops and kicks. The younger Minch brother made up for his lack of height and weight with his mobility and speed. SWIFT on the other hand only needed to hit one solid blow to take the win. That moment came when Picky escaped a Muscle Buster only to be knocked down and taken out with a Yakuza Kick. 1-2-3 Brawler SWIFT won the match at 11:06. After the match SWIFT helped up his little friend and they shook hands before heading to the back.

The second C-X-J World Challenge match of the night was up next. This time the Unified C-X-J Champion "High Voltage" Generator would take on Bomberman from Nintendo Championship Wrestling. This match went far better for EBW as the champion impressed the fans with the way he went move for move with the "Master of Powerbombs" Bomberman. Generator proved that on this night he was unwilling to let EBW's C-X-J division fall and won the match after escaping a Powerbomb, hitting a German Suplex, and finishing off the challenger with the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop. The victory keeps the belt in EBW hands and ties the score of the World Challenge.

EBW C-X-J: 2 The World: 2

The semi-main event was up next. In recent weeks we have seen Rishin Fliger and Miger Task return to EBW after ripping a hole in Space-Time during their Victory Explosion 2 match and we've seen their Mirror Universe counterparts also come through the portal. Now the doppleganger teams would collide in an EBW ring with the fate of exsistence on the line...literally....on the line in a wrestling match. The battle itself was too incredible to put into words. With lightning fast speed the teams collided in perfectly symmetrical combat. After 10 minutes of absolutley equal fighting, the Rishin Fliger of our universe finally speared his evil counterpart and vanquished his foe the only way he knows how......with an impressive move never done before Fliger developed it. In this case he caught Mirror Fliger in a Figure-12 Leglock which gave our Fliger and Task a submission victory. After the match Miger Task ripped open another portal into the mirror universe and tossed the losing team through. After the match Miger Task and Rishin Fliger got on the mic.

Miger Task: Well their you have it. I guess we know who the REAL Fliger and Task are.

Rishin Fliger: I knews that guy was the evil. Yous would have to be evils to think that Rishin Fliger would ever tap outs. Even to a Figure-12 Leglock.

Miger Task: Now Fliger we may not see eye to eye but as a team we are unstoppable.

Rishin Fliger: You must haves learned to be the awesomeness from me.

Miger Task: In any case we must remember that the rip in Space-Time is still open.

Rishin Fliger: Whatsis is your points?

Miger Task: I say....we journey back into the portal and challenge the greatest fighters of the infinite universes. Think about it, Rishin Fliger and Miger Task, fighting infinite battles wherever we want and whenever we want.

Rishin Fliger: ....You makes a good points. Ok let's go.

And just like that the duo that saved the universe disappeared into the portal once again.....

The main event was up next. Workers poured out of the back to setup up the two extra rings and construct the cages. While this was going on the fans were surprised to see Mr. Pirkle, Captain Strong, Mr. Carpainter, wrestling legend Master Lu, and other MWP employees walkingg through the crowd to ring side where they revealed their ringside tickets. The Onett Police Force and The Blue Blue Cultists acted as security and handed out pamphlets advertising MWP and even brining out Mother Wrestling Promotion signs. Since they had tickets EBW had no choice but to let them remain in the audience and advertise their first MWP show that will be happening soon. The workers seemed to finish the extra rings in record time and the main event was ready to go.

Team EBW and The Pokey Army both came out together to show that they were heading into this as strong units. The battle turned out to be an epic and quite brutal. It started out with Shark #1 and Orange Kid in the left ring, EBW Tag Team Champion Poo and Shark #2 in the right ring, and Trevor and Ness facing off with EBW 2nd Belt Champion King Pokey and the other half of the EBW Tag Team Champions Franky. The fans were treated to what was basically three matches at once. The only rule to the Battle Hive was to remain in the three cages so their was a brutal anything goes mentality right from the start. As the Sharks battled Orange Kid and Poo respectively, Trevor and Ness had their hands full as King Pokey and Franky took the advantage when Pokey bashed EBW's champion in the face with his crown while Franky smashed Ness's face into the cage wall. The brutality continued as the teams exchanged hard punches and kicks to the face. Trevor was cut open from the crown shot and had a hard time keeping the blood out his eyes which made him an easy target for Franky who hit him with the Come Out Swinging but Trevor managed to kick out of the pin attempt. King Pokey then hit Trevor with a Rushing Splash but Ness attacked before another pin attempt could be made. The Viewtiful One staggered to his feet and fought on, almost eliminating Franky with a Reverse Trevorplex! but King Pokey broke up the pin. In the left cage Shark #1 and Orange Kid continued to exchange blows in the center of their ring. Orange Kid then gave the Shark a quick eye gouge before trying to rip off Shark #1's mask. He was unable to pull it off but he managed to rip off the upper part of his costume and he started to choke him with it. Shark #1 managed to escape however and catch the brains of the Pokey Army in a Shark Driver. At 10:57 Team EBW got the first pinfall in this brutal Battle Hive. Less then a minute later Poo managed to overcome Shark #2 and beat him after a PK Starstorm OMEGA, a slight variation to the PSI Starstorm OMEGA. At this point the wrestlers in the top cage began to scatter into the other cages. At one point Shark #1 made the crazy choice to leap off the top of a cage wall onto King Pokey, but the bulky 2nd Belt Champion caught him and tossed him into a Turnbuckle. After the toss the Pokey Army leader finished off the other Shark with a Rushing Splash. It was now a 3-on-2 match as a damaged Trevor battled Poo in the right ring while Ness fought Franky in the left. The heavy blood loss left Trevor weakened which made it easier for Poo to give the champ an eye gouge before grabbing his arm and twisting it. As Trevor fought to keep conscious the fans cheered and clapped for him. The fan's energy kept him fighting and in a shocking move that wrestling fans will talk about for some time, the EBW Champion forced his own shoulder out of its socket so he could escape and take out Poo with a one-armed Trevorplex! It was now 2-on-2 but the champ looked to be down and out so Ness would have his hands busy with Franky and King Pokey. For several minutes Ness fought to survive as the two remaining members of Pokey Army took turns blasting him with moves, but the 2007 Heavyweight of the Year fought on and used a little of "Metal Tyrant's" moves to survive including a lowblow to King Pokey. The lowblow kept Pokey down long enough for Ness to fight off Franky and finish him off with the PK Thunderbomb. Now, Ness and Pokey battled on but Ness was much more tired then the King who unleashed a quick series of slams to nearly knockout the former EBW Champion. As Pokey stood over Ness, ready to deliver the final blow, Viewtiful Trevor quickly staggered to the top of the cage and landed an incredible knee kick off the cage. The crowd was on fire as Ness staggered to his feet just before Pokey and hit his original finisher, the PSI Rockin, on the leader of Pokey Army and got went for the pin. 1-2-3 and Ness gets the pinfall meaning Team EBW won the Battle Hive. As the crowd chanted "EBW..EBW..EBW!", Ness helped Trevor to his feet as the two climbed to the top of the cages to celebrate the big win.



But a slightly disgruntled Pokey grabbed a mic and quickly called for the fans to shut up!

King Pokey: That's enough! Everybody can shut the hell up right now! I am your King and you will listen to me! You think this is over? You think you have won? I am KING POKEY! I will NEVER give up! It's time to take down EBW right now! If you will all fix your eyes to the big screen you will see your precious city of Fourside. Oh wait....what's that? Hahahaha! What's that giant robot doing heading towards the arena? Oh yeah, it's my backup plan!

Ness: Is that a Gundam?

Viewtiful Trevor: Oh wonderful! Orange Kid built a freaking Gundam!

Indeed a giant Gundam was walking the streets of Fourside, heading towards the Fourside Expo Center. No wrestling move would be able to stop this giant mecha. It seemed that all hope was lost for EBW until.....



Jeff: Hey asshole! You want to destroy EBW?!?! You have to go through me and my new friend George!

The former nerd of EBW had finally returned with George, the ape he has spent months trying to catch. The now tamed ape proceeded to clash with the gundam in the streets of Fourside. The battle was quickly ended when Jeff pulled out a Multi-Bottle Rocket and blasted the head off the gundam!

Team EBW saved us inside the ring and Jeff and George saved us outside. Despite having to pay for the damage to Fourside, the record EBW attendance and early PPV buyrate estimates still show that EBW made a nice profit tonight in one of the biggest shows EBW has ever held. Despite the big loss you can expect Pokey Army to continue to their war on EBW. With a strong team and two of EBW titles they still have alot of leverage in this battle but you can expect that EBW will do whatever it takes to fight back!

EBW: BATTLE HIVE
Fourside Expo Center
PPV

1. Tanooki W00t/Lucas beat Reno/Rude (13:39) when Tanooki W00t hit the W00tinoku Driver #2 on Reno.
2. EBW C-X-J Tag Team Championship -C-X-J World Challenge-
Kirby/Mallow beat Funky Afro Ninja/Kung Foo(c) and Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B (26:08) when Kirby hit the Kirby Drop on Kamikaze B. Kirby and Mallow become the new EBW C-X-J Tag Team Champions.
3. MUNK Perry/Jonathan Tack vs. Apple Kid/Bowser Jr. (30:00) ended in a Time Limit Draw.
4. Show your spirit Picky! Face the Brawler!
Brawler SWIFT beat Picky Minch (11:06) with a Yakuza Kick.
5. Unified C-X-J Championship -World Challenge-
"High Voltage" Generator(c) beat Bomberman (18:05) with a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop.
6. Interdimensional Chaos!
Rishin Fliger/Miger Task(EBW Universe) beat Rishin Fliger/Miger Task(Mirror Universe)(10:39) when Rishin Fliger submitted Rishin Fliger with a Figure-12 Leglock!
7. Battle Hive! Team EBW vs. Pokey Army
Viewtiful Trevor/Ness/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat King Pokey/Franky/Poo/Orange Kid (38:01)
-Shark #1 beat Orange Kid (10:57) with a Shark Driver.
-Poo beat Shark #2 (11:40) with a PK Starstorm OMEGA.
-King Pokey beat Shark #1 (13:03) with a Rushing Splash.
-Viewtiful Trevor beat Poo (22:35) with a Trevorplex!.
-Ness beat Franky(36:46) with a PK Thunderbomb.
-Ness beat King Pokey (38:01) with a PSI Rockin.

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EBW.com EXCLUSIVE! First look at new commercial for FALCON PUNCH!

EBW.com has exclusive footage of the new Falcon Punch energy drink commercial starring Viewtiful Trevor and Jonathan Tack. You can see the commercial at the website below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRs5G9KAe50

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EBW-Pokey Army Confrontation sets the stage for big EBW main event! Trevor injury update!



Yesterday was a big day news wise for EBW. It started at EBW HQ. Prior to the big Hall of Fame tv taping, Ness and Pokey got into a shouting match that had to be broken up by EBW security. Before long the bruised and beated EBW/MKPW Champion Viewtiful Trevor and EBW President Mr. Poochyfud got into the scuffle as well. Mr. Poochyfud calmed the situation down but only after a big main event was set up for this weeks X-cite. Mr. Poochyfud has decided to make a Ness vs. King Pokey match with both the MKPW Rated-M Championship and the EBW 2nd Belt Championship on the line. While he still has to get approval from Cranky Kong concerning putting the MKPW Rated-M title into the match, one thing is for certain , whether the match has belts on the ine or not Ness vs. Pokey is still a big money match for EBW and it is a bold move to put it on free tv. The champ wil be sidelined for at the very least a week after the injuries he sustained at EBW Battle Hive. After being badly cut open by a crown, suffering temporary eye damage after a harsh gouge to the eye, and pulling his own shoulder out of socket to escape a submission hold, the doctors have demanded that Trevor take time off to repair his battle damage. EBW's longest reigning champion has had a series of epic battles lately that have forced him to take time off and many wonder how long his body will hold up if this level of competition continues.

Jeff FINALLY returns George to the Shy Guy tribe.



After months of chasing down the big ape, Jeff has finally returned George to the Shy Guy tribe in the Mushroom Kingdom. The chase culminated in Jeff using George to help stop the giant mecha created by Orange Kid to destory EBW. No word on when Jeff will begin to train for his in ring return but we do know that Jeff will be in the house this week for X-cite. One thing is for certain, EBW owes a big thank you to Jeff.

EBW 2008 Hall of Fame ceremony taped for Boogaloo TV! Trevor-Bowser awkwardness.

The first ever Hall of Fame ceremony for EBW was taped today at the EBW arena for a future broadcast on Boogaloo TV! The list of inductees in listed below.

EBW Hall of Fame 2008

Mr. Game & Watch
The Square from Pong
Cranky Kong
King Bowser
Rishin Fliger
Miger Task

Their were several funny moments that we're inclined to keep to ouselves till you can see them on TV, but one thing we can show you is a little clip from when EBW/MKPW Champion Viewtiful Trevor inducted King Bowser.

NOTE:In case you can't understand King Bowser's odd cockney accent (He's got one in MKPW and I don't know how to type that out. :D ) we have provided translated subtitles below.



Viewtiful Trevor: Uh...hey King Bowser...long time no see.

King Bowser: Well look at you Trevor. Got your nice suit on, trying to look suave. It's kind of hard to look suave though when you're covered in bandages. That reminds me of that one time you and Rishin Fliger blasted me through a building and put me into the hospital. You remember that?

Viewtiful Trevor: Well.....it sounds like something I would do. But then I beat you fair and square later so no hard feeling right?

King Bowser: No hard feelings? Whoever has that MKPW title belt is at the top of my hit list!  I'M COMING FOR THAT TITLE!!!

Viewtiful Trevor: Terriffic.....anyways, let's give a big hand to King Bowser who is now an official Hall of Famer!

King Bowser: HMPH!  >