Renegade Nation is just around the corner. A time when The Unbreakables are let loose to do what they do best. Tonight's X-cite was all about the escalating wars brewing in EBW. Unbreakables versus Greed and EBW/FSW Coalition versus The Prevention, and a mysterious third party. No one knew what would happen next.



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with Ryan IQ and Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting. I HATE waiting, but later tonight these two are going to have their first one on one encounter ever! In fact....this will be the first match for Ryan IQ. Mr. IQ, you're not a trained wrestler, what made you want to take part in this match?!

Ryan IQ: It's time to teach this poor, pathetic, degenerate, PUNK.....a lesson. I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face Trevor Mach. I'm going to show Lady M's that you're nothing! I'll show her that she needs to dump the zero and get with the he......the guy with A LOT more money!

Trevor Mach: Ha! You may have the money, but I've got three things you'll never have. "Badassery", "Coolitude", and of course "Machismo.

Ryan IQ: OK.....you just made up two of those....and the third is laughable. You're going down tonight Trevor! I bet it'll only take me 5 Minutes!

Trevor Mach: Yeah....well it's only going to take me 300 Seconds to knee you in the face!

Ryan IQ: 300 Seco.......THAT'S 5 MINUTES YOU IDIOT! Just remember, it's Ryan's Rules in our match! I'm calling the shots. I'll tell you right now that your Unbreakables better not even TRY to get in that ring or I will sue each and every one of you!

Trevor Mach: Remember who you're talking to IQ. I'm Trevor f***ing Mach. You challenge me....you're challenging the best. BOOSH!  



Little Mac: ....*sigh*....Boys....I can't say I'm very happy with how we're being treated around here. We're the best....the elite....we don't get punked out by the loser Unbreakables. To use a cliche, they wanted a war and they are getting one. Greed doesn't go into any battle with the disadvantage though. We plot, we plan, we conspire, and we take action! We do whatever it takes to claw our way to a victory by any means! Tonight, we give The Unbreakables a little taste of what they have to look forward to at Renegade Nation. Tonight......we show them what happens when you mess with Greed. Troy, you're the Global World Champion. You're the best in the world. You're the baddest man on the planet! You're....

Troy: I'm Troy.

Little Mac: Show them what real pain feels like.

We started off the matches with a quick 3-Way CXJ encounter between Lucas. Shadow, and Bushido Mask. Lucas was looking to get back on track in the division after the collapse of Breakthrough Generation. This was the perfect stage to do so, as he showed off some impressive skill against Shadow. The CXJ Bully lunged at Lucas only for the youngster to avoid him and hit a Pele Kick on the rebound. The mysterious Bushido Mask jumped in with a take down attempt, but Lucas caught him and actually managed to hit his finisher, the Spinning Impaler quite early. Shadow broke up the pin attempt of course, but Bushido Mask was already down and out, which got a chuckle from the crowd. As Lucas and Shadow traded locks and holds, Picky Minch and the Sons of Bushido yelled from ringside for Bushido Mask to get up. Late in the match Shadow dropped Lucas with a powerslam before turning his attention to Bushido Mask. Looking for the easy win, Shadow picked up the masked man and hit the Shadow Driver, but Bushido Mask rolled out of the ring on impact. As he tried pulling him back in, Lucas got up and quickly rolled up the CXJ Bully for the upset victory! Shadow was livid as he chased away Lucas before he could properly celebrate the big win. Meanwhile Bushido Mask found himself surrounded by Bushido Crusade. The team looked at him in anger and it wasn't long before the dismantling beatdown began. Security had to come down and save Bushido Mask from his own group. A short and uninspiring run for whoever Bushido Mask is.

The next match was easily match of the night as CXJ Champion Hotlanta and Generator battled CXJ Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection to a 30 Minute Time Limit Draw! This was a definite crowd pleaser, as both teams gave everything they had in a high flying and hard hitting spectacle. Even the Power Players, who watch from ringside were visibly impressed with the match. The fans were disappointed that the match could not continue after the time limit, but applauded the excellent match. A rematch will definitely have to take place sooner then later.



We suddenly cut to the back, as Troy was leading Greed members in an attack on Unbreakables members in the parking lot. Apparently, it started with Troy chasing down Danny Leung's recent love interest April Jeanette. Danny managed to make the save, and used a weapon to try and fend Troy off.



Danny Leung; Get back asshole! YOU DON'T TOUCH HER!

April Jeanette: Danny....

Danny Leung: April, what in the world are you doing here!?

April Jeanette: I came to apologize for storming off on our date! I know I handled that wrong. I was just nervous and I didn't realize how lucky I was to....

Danny Leung: April, we REALLY need to finish this later.

Troy: Sounds like you can't please your woman Leung. How bout I give it a try? One night with the champ....no other man will do.

Danny Leung: F*** YOU!

w00t: Get your ass back Akinan! I can hit this WKO from anywhere!

Mr. Plain: Guys, I am in an adequate amount of pain, and if you could help me it would be satisfactory. In my current state I can not hit moves like the suplex or the armbar or.....

w00t: We got it!

Kinniku Mike: Hey Lukie, don't move....big daddy Mike's got a present for ya.

Lukie : OH SH*T!

As security was once again called in to restore order we returned to the matches at hand. Next up, we saw the team of Moz, Randy no Kachi, and Olly....Super Santolly Machine take on Strong and Fruit Inc. of The Prevention. This was the first time that Moz would be teaming with Randy, and they turned out to make a good team along with with the masked man who is obviously Oliver Oliver. Moz was hurting from the attack on XP, but his insistence that Prevention had to be involved lead to him not only taking part in the match, but leading his team. Strong made a last minute change to his team, replacing Fruit Inc. with SinDOS. A controversial move, but Moz, Randy, and Santolly let it happen and still dominated this encounter. Late in the match Moz and Randy worked together to throw Strong and Metrion out of the ring before jumping onto the ring posts to crash down on them. This left Santolly to pick up Avion and hit his Super Secret Saucy Santolly Suplex of Super Suspense and Suffering! before getting the pin and the win. After the match Moz and Randy shook hands and it appears that a new alliance could be brewing.

Next up was a special singles match between old rivals Ness and Pokey Minch. Since the very beginning of EBW these two have been rivals, and since the very beginning Ness has always been the better wrestler. Despite Pokey's mass Ness was able to dominate the match and pick Minch up for the Thunder Brainbuster followed by a quick pin. Not Pokey's finest hour. After the match as Ness celebrated, a large sign was lowered from the ceiling that said "We are the Solution. You are the Problem". Ness looked around and quickly ran to the back to try and catch whoever lowered the sign, but they were already gone.



Match #5 was the match everyone was waiting to see. Ryan IQ's in-ring debut against the Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach. Always the foil to IQ's schemes, Mach has made Greed his personal target, which is why they will meet at Renegade Nation in a WARGAMES match. Ryan IQ was looking to get the ball rolling a little early with tonight's match. Before the match could begin though, IQ demanded a microphone.

Ryan IQ: So you think I'm just going to step into this ring with an experience wrestler with a history of violence and mayhem?! You forget that this is Ryan's Rules! I need to add a stipulation to make this a fair fight. I think for starters....you should have your left arm tied behind your back.

Trevor agreed to the stip, and his left arm was quickly tied up. Trevor and IQ circled the ring for a few moments before Ryan once against grabbed a mic.

Ryan IQ: Wait! I'm still thinking this is a bit unfair. I'm used to spending money and all around just being better then you. You're paid to be a mindless savage. Let's even this up. I think....you need....to be blindfolded.

Trevor laughed at this, but still agreed so now he was blind with one arm. Despite all this IQ still played it safe. He danced around the ring and took cheap shots as Mach attempted to home in on him. IQ got cocky one too many times, as Trevor finally heard him and clocked him hard with a big right hand. IQ stumbled back and grabbed the mic.

Ryan IQ: Hey! I forgot to make one more rule! No hitting in the face! I have an image to protect you know!

Trevor followed the sound of Ryan IQ and tried to throw a knee at him, but Ryan quickly rolled out of the ring. Trevor circled around trying to find him only for Mr. IQ to rush in and tackle his knee bringing him down. Ryan was set to violate his own rules with some ground and pound, when Trevor somehow managed to almost lock in a Triangle Choke. Ryan IQ quickly backed away, but realized he was now trapped in the corner. He shouted for help and members of Greed began to walk down to the ring. They were quickly cut of by The Unbreakables. Larmore, Mike, and w00t brawled with Akinan, Hashim, and Maurice while Danny actually blindsided the champ. This pissed Troy and the two brawled on the stage. Danny put up a fight, but Troy floored him with the big boot and stomped him repeatedly following earlier events in the evening. Out of nowhere Lady M's rushed out of the crowd to get Ryan's attention. He fell right into the trap as Trevor managed to sneak up behind him and hit the Macha Ye followed by a pin and the win. After the match Lady M's entered the ring to help Ryan IQ to his feet before taking him right back down with a Sexy Strong Stunner. A very crazy match up that Mr. IQ tried to steal, but The Unbreakables were ready to fight fire with fire.



We were then taken to the back with Nerma and former Global World Champion Tack Angel.



Nerma: Nerma here, and I don't think I have to introduce the man beside me. We all know who he is, but lately we haven't been so sure about his actions. Going against doctor's orders, Tack Angel has thrust himself back into the title picture. All that stands in the way of a rematch with Global World Champion Troy is the brawler Swift. Tack, how have you healed up since your fall off the cage Zero Hour and your beating at the hands of Troy from The Heat Wave?

Tack Angel: I'm fine. The fall....it hurt. The beating....well...it hurt too. But nothing hurts has much as the fall from grace that comes with losing the Global World Championship. That title means everything in this sport. With that title you are the face of the company. Everything revolves around you and that belt. I find humility to be an admirable attribute, but even I have to admit that the attention was nice. I loved being champion....I loved be a champion for the people. I loved making the fans cheer. It's a tough loss....a really tough loss. To add insult to injury, I lose to a man that threatened the woman I love. A woman who dressed up like a man and competed with men....put herself in harm's way numerous times....all for me. Troy wanted to hurt her....he wanted to humiliate her...he wanted to....I don't even want to think about it. The title wasn't the only thing on the line that night. I put my honor and my self respect on the line too....but I fell and I fell hard. So yeah, I go against orders so I can get back into the ring to try and earn the shot that was already due to me. I'm not one to complain about entitlements, but I EARNED that title which means I was OWED a rematch by the company. I'll play along though....Swift is a good guy...a former EBW Champion...we were Tag Champions at one point. I respect him a lot. At Renegade Nation....all bets are off, and the friendship has to be put aside so I can get my honor....my self respect....my title.

Nerma: Tack, wait I have more que.....*sigh*....back to the front.

It was now main event time, as Unbreakables' #1 Contenders battled the Greed team with all the gold they were after. This was a tough back and forth encounter, much like the 8-Man war from X-perience. Swift lead his troops, and w00t and Dave Larmore proved to be more then a match for Mac and Akinan on this night. The Global World Champion was once again the dominating factor. Early on, the fans got a taste of a potential title match, as Troy and Swift literally butted heads in the center of the ring. Swift was the only one who could match up to Troy in a test of strength, but Troy's long reach gave him an advantage. He managed to boot Swift in the gut before bouncing off the ropes to go for a big boot. Swift evaded the boot and bounced off the ropes himself to try and hit the POUNCE! Troy stood right in the way and actually took the POUNCE! and stayed on his feet. Exciting back and forth exchanges like this happened throughout the match. Mac and Akinan were impressive in their strategy of quick tags to try and wear w00t and Larmore down. They were thinking ahead, and tried to corner them at different times to put the hurt on. w00t's bravado about hitting the WKO proved once again to be true though, as Mac missed a hard right hook and fell right into it. w00t then tagged in Larmore, who was crazy enough (and inebriated) to go to the top rope for a high risk move attempt. Mac somehow crawled to his corner of the ring and tagged in Troy who connected with a punt kick just as Larmore was coming down with a flying headbutt. A delayed attempt from Larmore lead to perfect timing for Troy. He rolled Larmore up while Mac pushed his foot off the rope for the cheap win. Another brawl between The Unbreakables and Greed erupted as Tack Angel appeared on the stage to watch it all go down. As this show came to a close it was obviously that this war had become personal.



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ 3-Way: Lucas beat Shadow and Bushido Mask (4:38) with a Roll Up Pin on Shadow.
2. CXJ Tag Team: Hotlanta/Generator vs. Control Sal/Jamie OD (30:00) ended in a Time Limit Draw.
3. 6-Man Tag: Moz/Randy no Kachi/Super Santolly Machine beat Captain Strong/Avion/Metrion (5:51) when Super Santolly hit the Super Secret Saucy Santolly Suplex of Super Suspense and Suffering! on Avion.
4. Special Singles: Ness beat Pokey Minch (3:13) with the Thunder Brainbuster.
5. Ryan's Rules Special Singles: Trevor Mach beat Ryan IQ (5:48) with the Macha Ye.
6. Main Event 6-Man: Troy/Little Mac/Akinan beat Swift/w00t/Dave Larmore (10:24) when Troy hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Larmore.

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X-perience Card Revealed! Greed vs. The Unbreakables!

Just days before the Renegade Nation Pay Per View, Greed and The Unbreakables are taking over X-perience. From top to bottom every match is set feature Greed versus The Unbreakables. We start with CXJ #1 Contender Lukie taking on the rookie Unbreakable Mr. Plain. Hashim Al-Singh will get a chance to take a big scalp when he goes one-on-one with Kinniku Mike. A Television Title Match will see newest Unbreakable member go against a man he has a lot of history with, when he finally locks up with Maurice. w00t and Dave Larmore will get their tag title shot against Little Mac and Akinan in the next match. A heated confrontation on X-cite leads us to the next match, as the Global World Champion has accepted a challenge from Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting. Troy and Akinan will be pulling double duty with Ryan IQ in the main event, as Swift and Trevor Mach team up with Tack Angel for the 6-Man Tag Main Event. This could be one of the biggest nights in history of X-perience, and it's all going down on the last stop before Renegade Nation!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Greed vs. The Unbreakables

1. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Singles: Lukie vs. Mr. Plain
2. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Singles: Hashim Al-Singh vs. Kinniku Mike
3. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Television Championship Match: Amigo(c) vs. Maurice
4. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Tag Team Championship Match: Little Mac(c)/Akinan(c) vs. W00t/Dave Larmore
5. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Singles: Troy vs. Danny Leung
6. Greed vs. The Unbreakables/Tack Angel 6-Man Tag Main Event: Troy/Akinan/Ryan IQ vs. Swift/Tack Angel/Trevor Mach

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EBW's Renegade Nation PPV draws near and our boys from FSW are now doing an investigation to find out who is behind all these strange messages.  Poo is in the ring with his entire "investigation squad" to attempt to uncover who are the masterminds behind all the trouble.  



Poo: Tonight we will settle things once and for all.  We will go to the upmost ends of this building to find out clues on who has been causing all this ruckus and we will figure out who it is.  It is unforgivable that they would make it look like that it was us that did those things.  Even worse, we are one man short...AGAIN!

Ness:  And I brought some a friend to help us in this question and answer investigation.  Our own nerd and genius, Jeff.

Jeff: SCIENCE!!  In all honesty tho, I'm glad that the original group minus Paula have been reunited time after time lately.  It's just a wonderful feeling, its like old times again but only in a ring.  

Poo:  Well, why you bring that guy?

Jeff: Lucas and Olly?  They are my assistants.  They'll be helping me to ask and solve this case.

Olly:  You can never keep me away!  BWAHAHA!

Poo: You coulda picked a better assistant.  

Giff: Poo!  Everyone!  I will help too.  It is ridiculous that I was being attacked for things I didn't even do as well.  So I brought a few friends of mine, Surgeon and Green Destiny, and we will help you ask around.  

Poo: Good everything is coming together.  Ladies and gentlemen, we will solve this!  We will put an end to this madness.  Giff, you and your boys will question John Brontostone and his group.  Randy, Junior, and I will question Rude and Ahmad's group.  Callahan and Monoxide, you two will question Fergus and his gang.  Perfect Man and Subbie, you two will take care of the Prevention.  

Franky:  Really?  What makes you think that someone in your party, or maybe yourself, isn't responsible.  I've been out of the spotlight for a long while and saw everything that went down.  As General Manager, I will keep an eye on you all night!  I figure out who in your party is the true culprit.

Poo: I assure you, you won't be seeing anyone in my gathering, other than Olly, that will infiltrate such a scheme.  You best behold that your Prevention might even be the ones that could do it too.

Franky: Alright, we will see who done it.  But I'm positive that it was you and your  posse.  I can smell it!  I will find out that it was you this whole time!  

This takes us to the first match of the night is a three way trios match featuring the Stallionaires, the Mexi-Dudes, and the team of Mushroom Kingdom and The Reverend Lloyd Boner.  Toad, Disco Kid, and Oscar put on a competitive display of action.  Toad and Goomba eventually got the upper hand and attempted to the Mushroom Swiss on Pedro until Jeff and his assistants shown up.



Jeff: SCIENCE!!  I declare this match finished!!  Now then, which one of you did it huh?  Which one of you are the terrorists that have been sending all these messages at every EBW show?

Disco Kid:  Have you lost your damn mind?  You know we are too busy to be even thinking about doing somethin like that.  I have a chain of night clubs to run, ya know what I'm sayin?

Katsuflex:  Fist Pumpin the late night crowd is hard work yo!  

Black Cena:  Party Up!!

Stancio: And we were busy playing video games over at Jay's house since we have almost nothing to do.

Pedro:  And they have cookies too!  Chocolate donut flavor too!

Jeff: Alright then.  We will take our leave.

The next match marks the debut of a new FSW recruit.  His name is Camilo Ortega, who is a skilled submissionist from Saturn City.  His first opponent is Remy Radcliffe, who has now accepted the garbage bin at the EBW parking lot his sleeping quarters.  Camilo didn't gave Remy a chance and immediately lockes on a jujigatame which he calls the ECOR Armbreaker.  Camilo did not let Remy tap out as he bares a smile on his face.  Camilo picks Remy up and drops Remy with a Death Valley Bomb called the 25:17 Driver.



The next match has Giff Hoyt, Surgeon, and Green Destiny taking on Sergei Rushkin, Jun Toyota, and Nate Nemesis with John Brontostone at ringside.  Green Destiny and Surgeon took on Sergei Rushkin and Jun Toyota as Giff faced off with Nemesis.  GD and Surgeon held Sergei and Toyota off as Giff tries to put down Nemesis.  After several hard attempts, Giff finally took the behemoth down with a shining head butt to the face of Nemesis to win.  After the match, GD and Surgeon held Nemesis up as Giff gives him a flurry of headbutts.  Giff turns his attention towards John Brontostone.  



Giff: So tell me, where were you on the days that the messages are being sent especially when the Expo Center was totaled!  Tell the truth or your boys gets it with my sexy bald head and bitchin mustache!

John: Accuse me of being a terrorist?  Why?  Because I'm hairier than a normal human?  Ignorant.  You see, we at Poppo Insurance are too concerned for our own well-being let alone others.  And as may I recall, I was gathering the group as this thing was happening!

Giff:  Fair enough, let him go!

We actually go outside of the arena at a church.  Perfect Man and Subculture looks to head over there.



Perfect Man:  Perfect Man is tellin ya!  Jeff forgot to ask that shady reverend.  We just gonna go in and ask him.

Subculture: He's already there in the open.

Reverend: Well you two do know that I have an important sermon tonight.  So what can I do for you?

Perfect Man: Father, Perfect Man have sinned.  No actually, I came to ask you, where were you at the time all these things are happening?  And why did you ducked and ran away when Jeff was questioning everyone.

Reverend: As I said, I have an important sermon tonight and I have to be here in time.  As for the attacks, I'm a Reverend!!  I have other issues to attend to like that Minister that just showed up.  As a minister, he sure doesn't look like the voice of the Lord.  He looks like someone who is a follower of the Dark Underlord.  So anything else?

Subculture:  I guess we're done here.

Perfect Man:  Yea, we'll be heading out sir.  Thank you.

Reverend:  May the Lord be with you.  

The next match will be an interesting one as Poo with Junior and Randy no Kachi took on Rude, Punkmaster Teck, and Dre Money.  Poo's team were relentless and tried to end this thing as soon as possible.  Junior continually kicks Punkmaster Teck down as Randy no Kachi out-maneuvers Dre.  Poo and Rude locks eyes and couldn't get the best of one another.  Teck and Dre tossed Junior and Randy to the ringpost respectively.  Teck and Dre came on the apron and Poo fights them off.  This lead to Rude pouncing on Poo with a grounded assault.  Poo tries to fight back but to no avail as Teck and Dre took care of Randy and Junior on the floor. The end came as Poo countered the Bamma Jamma from Rude and proceeds to put Rude out with the Go To Poo.  Teck low blows Poo and lifts Poo up.  Teck and Dre drops Poo with the Turntable and Rude makes the pin to win the match.  



Poo:  Wait...I have to...ask you...

Rude:  No need to ask.  We already gave you an answer.  We are here to dominate and we will climb on top of mountain here in FSW and until then, only then, we will bring our dominance to EBW.  

Randy:  So why talk about targeting EBW now?

Rude: Plans always end well when planned ahead.  

Perfect Man and Subculture returned and found a surprise at the doorstep.

Perfect Man:  Perfect Man's tellin ya.  That reverend is still shady.  Hmmm, that new guy is also shady.  You know the one who beat up Remy really bad and has that creepy smile thing going on and he must...HOLY CRIP, what happened to the fat guy?



Subculture:  That's Olly!

Jeff: This is not something caused by SCIENCE!!

Ness:  They are here in this building.  I just know it!  They are on to us now!  We must be cautious in our steps!  We will find out who did it!

Subculture:  (Now that he's off guard, this could be the perfect time for me to cash in my briefcase.)

Perfect Man:  (Now that he's down there, this could be the perfect time for Perfect Man to put his title shot to good use.)

Subculture:  Leave him be?

Perfect Man:  Yea, this is more important.  Plus we have a match coming up.

MB Callahan teamed with Monoxide to face an old-rival in Fergus O'Flannery and Skeleton.  Fergus and Callahan brawled all over the arena while Skeleton overpowers Monoxide in the ring.  Fergus and Callahan took the fight to the ring and Callahan tries to give Fergus a Pounce but gets a Ginger Boot instead.  Fergus ties Callahan's arm to the top rope tight and left him there for Monoxide fight for himself.  Monoxide fought off both Fergus and Skeleton and sent Fergus to the outside.  Monoxide went for a frankenteiner but Skeleton counters it.  Skeleton looks to powerbomb Monoxide and Fergus made the blind tag.  Skeleton powerbombed Monoxide into the corner.  Fergus came in and went for the Ginger Boot but hits Skeleton instead as Monoxide ducked.  Monoxide dropkicks Fergus into the corner and went up to the top rope.  Monoxide went for the Carbon Monoxide Press and Fergus quickly caught him in mid-air.  Fergus drops Monoxide down with the Ginger Ale to win.  



Fergus:  You want to ask me something fella?

Callahan: Was it you?  Was it you and Tharpe?  

Fergus:  Ok, I'll bite for you this one time.  I did...NOT do those things to put FSW in a rut.  EBW is not me comcern, I am taking this time to hone my craft and become THE top entity in FSW.  I am too busy to be messing around over in EBW right now!  I will untie you and you better not question Fergus again!

Ness, Jeff, and Lucas are backstage and looks to have solve this mystery.



Ness:  So from what I've seen so far.  We are getting close to who has been doing all this.  

Jeff:  From what I gathered with SCIENCE!  Everyone seems to be using the "I'm busy" alibi.  From what it comes down to, there is one specific group.  One group that gave the least details.  

Lucas: So we've have narrowed it down?

Jeff:  Yup!  I figured out who done it!  It was....

*black out*

Ness:  What the?  What happen to the lights?

The main event saw Perfect Man and Subculture taking on SinDOS, Avion and Metrion.  Perfect Man took on the creepy goth, Metrion.  Perfect Man didn't know what to do as Metrion jsut stood there glaring.  Perfect Man just didn't care anymore and took down Metrion and Metrion proceeds to eye gouge Perfy.  Avion took over and Perfect Man quickly tags in Subculture.  As the match continues, Prevention Members, Dynamic Dougie and Captain Strong, suddenly came to ringside.  To even the score, Poo and Giff Hoyt came down to ringside as well.  Subculture is ready to hit the Counterculture and dropped Avion down.  Metrion came in to prevent Subculture from making the pin.  Then, Perfect Man tackled Metrion down.  



Things from here on went chaotic with Dougie and Captain Strong interfered in the match.  Poo and Giff looks to help even the odds but The Prevention quickly took them down as well.  Junior, Randy no Kachi, MB Callahan, and Monoxide came down to help out but the lights went out.  

When the light came back on, Lucas and Jeff are left hanged upside down while Ness is suspended in a crucified state.  On the screen, a message reads, "You People Know Too Much.  All of you must pay!!" A disgusting scene is left the entire arena including the stars silent and in shock.



FSW 22:  Investigation
Fourside Arena
1. Disco Kid, Black Cena, & Katsuflex vs. Oscar, Stancio, & Pedro vs. Lloyd Boner, Goomba, & Toad (6:43) went to a no contest.  
2. Camilo Ortega def. Remy Radcliffe (0:53) with the 25:17 Driver.   
3. Giff Hoyt, Surgeon, & Green Destiny def. Sergei Rushkin, Jun Toyota, & Nate Nemesis (9:30) when Giff used the Shiny Head to Nemesis.  
4. Rude, Punk Master Teck, & Dre Money def. Poo, Junior, & Randy no Kachi (10:57) when Rude pinned Poo after the Turntable.   
5. Fergus O'Flannery & Skeleton def. MB Callahan & Monoxide (10:34) when Fergus used the Ginger Ale on Monoxide.
6. Perfect Man & Subculture vs. Avion & Metrion (12:43) went to a no contest.

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The final show before the big Renegade Nation PPV, where The Unbreakables were set to take over, would be the setting for an all out war between Greed and the renegade faction that picked a fight with them. The show opened with both factions standing on the stage. Master Lu, Tess, and Mr. Ryan IQ were standing in the ring to address the fans.



Master Lu: Hello to all the EBW fans out there! Are you ready for an action packed couple of hours? Are you ready to see a war fought in this ring? Are you ready for X-perience?! We are just days away from our next PPV. It's called Renegade Nation, because just like the Rumble City PPV, we are basically backing off and giving the wrestlers free reign. We're letting them take control of their own careers. Putting their destinies in their hands.

Ryan IQ: Don't make me laugh Lu! Your son is in The Unbreakables and thus The Unbreakables get special treatment! You can't fool me. You think you two can run things sooooo well around here. Do you have as much money as I do? Do you understand how life works? DO YOU?! I have the money, Greed, has the Global World Championship, which means WE MAKE THE RULES! We're going to wipe the mat with The Unbreakables tonight, and then finish them off at Renegade Nation! Troy here, he doesn't care who wins in that main event. He doesn't care if he has to face Swift or Tack Angel. The point is....whoever it is will be deciding to end their career that night. Bank on it!

Tess: Are you quite finished? Those boy up there look like they are about to rip each others heads off! So....why stop them! Let's get these matches underway!

The opening contest of the night featured CXJ #1 Ranked Lukie taking on Unbreakables rookie Mr. Plain. Plain came at Lukie with basic lock and holds. Lukie's smugness and overconfidence worked against him, as Plain took him down with moves like The Suplex, The Backbreaker, and The Bodyslam. Basic moves for a very basic wrestler. Lukie managed to escape a Brainbuster attempt and and tackled Plain into a corner. He let loose with punches and stomps before backing off, bouncing off the ropes, and coming back to plant his foot in Mr. Plain's face. Lukie took control from here on out, and even had some help from Ryan IQ, but w00t and Larmore were successful in running him off. Unfortunately the damage was done, and Lukie scored the pin after a 3-Point Tackle.

Match #2 was much hard hitting brute force affair between Hashim Al-Singh and Kinniku Mike. Hashim has been very impressive in his early career, as evident by his admittance into Greed, but Mike's experience lead to a win, when he smashed Hashim into a corner and followed it up with a Release Dragon Suplex. That, and the fact that Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting, w00t, and Larmore surrounded IQ and chased him into the crowd lead to Greed and The Unbreakables being tied 1-1.



We then went to the back where Hater was standing by with members of the CXJ Division.



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with the CXJ Division, namely the CXJ Tag Champions Lovekick Connection, their opponents for Renegade Nation, and the CXJ Champion Hotlanta. Now you guys were given the night off tonight, you'll all be in title matches at Renegade Nation. I hate a lot of things, but one thing I don't hate is the CXJ Division. Are you guys ready for action?

Hotlanta: I'm going to speak for the Division since Rey and Bullet aren't the biggest talkers, Jamie is texting on his cell phone, and....well Sal Paradise thinks he's a cat.

Control Sal: Hisssssss.

Hotlanta: I think I can say we're all ready for Renegade Nation, but more then that I can say that we are ready to take the spotlight back in EBW. This is the division that EBW was built on. Guys like Trevor Mach got their start in CXJ! It's a division rich with history! No one seems to give us the respect we deserve. I mean sure we get the women, but I think that's more because I am Hotlanta....I mean look at me....what's not to like? I'm the hottest thing in wrestling today, and I'm the CXJ Champion. It's time to get some more of that spotlight. The CXJ Division is poised to make a comeback. Mark my words.

Shadow: Spotlight? CXJ Division? You guys have turned it into a joke! I was the dominant champion! Now we have you disgracing that belt, Picky Minch running around with a pair of psychos thinking he's a tough guy, and a bunch of other pretenders thinking they have what it takes. WELL THEY DON'T! If anyone has what it takes to re-ignite the CXJ Division.....it's going to take a monster.

We now moved on to two big title matches in the war between Greed and Unbreakables. Newest Unbreakables member and EBW TV Champion Amigo has been a fighting champion, and what better contender for his belt then the man who betrayed him Maurice. These two put on an explosive match up. Their progress has been nothing but astounding. This match did a great job of pushing the growing lineage of the TV Title. Maurice used his strikes to slap down Amigo early on, and the man with the Amaresu skills had trouble taking him to the mat. It was all about the former hobo for several minutes, until a missed KO Punch lead to Amigo getting the take down and attempting a kimura. Maurice grabbed the ropes, but Amigo kept on him and started using his low center of gravity to hit a series of German Suplexes. Maurice continued to kick out. He slowly climbed to his feet and beat Amigo up and clocked the champ with a KO Punch. He backed away to buy some time to catch a breath, but then he moved in to try and go for the pin, but Amigo grabbed him and rolled him up. 1-2-KICKOUT! They both quickly got back to their feet and Maurice tried another KO Punch, but Amigo dodged it and hit one final German Suplex Pin to get the win and retain the Television Title. After the match Amigo tried to shake hands and bury the hatchet with Maurice, but the Greed man spit in his face and walked off.

Move now to the Tag Team Championship, as w00t and Dave Larmore rolled down to the ring on their choppers to attempt to take the belts from the Greed team of Little Mac and Akinan. They ran into the ring to brawl and it took several minutes before order could be restored. w00t and Dave worked well together, bringing a smash mouth style while w00t was always ready to hit the WKO. Mac tried to keep back, only getting involved when Akinan looked to be in big trouble. The big man was carrying the team more and more, almost to the point that he was on his own. The apparent plan to groom him into an unstoppable monster. This was a bad time to play games, as w00t caught Akinan off guard late in the match and hit his WKO. He was about to roll him up for the pin, but Mac finally got involved to hit w00t with a Brass Knuckle assisted KO Punch. Akinan was set to pin w00t following the punch, but Mac demanded that he be tagged in while Akinan go after Larmore. The big man hesitated, but ultimately tagged him in and brawled with Larmore while Mac rolled w00t up for the tainted victory. Team Greed retains the Tag Team Titles.



The next match was set to be a singles war between Global World Champion Troy and Danny Leung. Leung laid down the challenge after Troy tried to make a pass at April Jeanette. Danny's normally timid and sarcastic behavior turned to rage as he tried to seek revenge. This is what lead up to the challenge, which the champion gladly accepted. Before this match even began Troy could be seen dragging a bloody Danny to the ring through the crowd. Apparently this war was already going down backstage. Troy tossed Danny into the ring and smirked as he set him up for the Punt Kick, though when he attempted it Danny rolled out of the way and found the strength to stand. Danny surprised Troy with a superkick that flung him into the corner. Danny let some strikes fly, but pushed him back and floored him with the big boot. He grabbed Danny by the throat and tossed him into the corner, where he hit him with several hard elbow strikes. He ground the last elbow into Danny's open wound before tossing him back to the mat. He once again went for the Punt Kick, but Danny actually got up in time to grab Troy by the foot and push him onto his back. Danny hit an elbow drop as Troy tried to get up, and then he did it again. Every time Troy tried to get up Danny would hit another elbow drop to keep him down. The champ was getting pissed and finally rolled out of the way. He got to his feet and picked up Danny by the throat again. Danny continued to try and fight his way out, but Troy slammed him down hard with the choke. He stood back as Danny tried to get up and finally landed a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick. Troy put his foot on Danny's chest for the pin, but Danny somehow kicked out. Troy looked taken aback by this, but stood back and landed yet another Punt. Danny continued to try and get up. Troy hit one final Punt Kick and this time rolled up Danny to get the 1-2-3. After the match Ryan IQ ran to the ring and picked up Danny so Troy could land hard chops to the chest and continue  the pain. April Jeanette ran down and slapped Ryan IQ. She stood in Troy's way, and the Global World Champ was getting some bad ideas until Tack Angel, Swift, and Trevor Mach ran down to make  the save. Trevor Macha Ye'd Ryan IQ out of the ring as Tack and Swift stood their ground with Troy. Troy held up his title and back out of the ring as Trevor and AJ helped Danny to his feet. Tack and Swift shot each other a look, but they couldn't get into it yet as they would shortly be teaming up to take on Greed.



We then went to the back with Nerma, Ness's Army and The Prevention.



Nerma: Tragic....horrible....bloody. These are some of the images from the last FSW Show, where FSW Regional Champion Ness, Jeff Andonuts, and Lucas became victims of a conspiracy. The same group behind the attacks in EBW and FSW have stepped up their game in a big way. Ness, you are your team will be clashing with The Prevention at Renegade Nation. You have been given the night off to recover, but will you be ready for the Pay Per View? More importantly, will you have your eye out for the group inciting these attacks?

Ness: I'm always ready Nerma, and of course I'll be keeping my eye out. I'm still not convinced it isn't The Prevention. Those guys would love to paint FSW as a terrorist group! They are so protective of their spots! They don't want to compete to keep them....they just want to hold FSW down!

Olly Oliver: That's right! They want to stop guys like my protege Super Santolly Machine! He follows Dolt-ism well, but it's going to take a true Dolt Mode Master at Renegade Nation. That's where you'll see the in ring debut of ME! Olly Oliver!

Randy no Kachi: Oh brother. Olly, stand back....Ness is looking pissed.

Captain Strong : He should be pissed! Olly was probably one of the punks that attacked him! I bet it was you too Kachi! You're both degenerate spies, brought here to prepare for the invasion! You're messing with the enemy Ness! You're surrounded by punks looking to take us out, and an old has been who wants a spot back!

Ness: Your opinion Strong...and you can keep that opinion. In fact....I'll knock it back down your throat at Renegade Nation. Randy and Olly are part of the future! We're not going to be here forever Strong! I'll be here a lot longer then you, but even I'll have to retire at some point! These guys will carry EBW into the next generation. They are doing it the RIGHT way! You want to keep your spots. Then let's make sure we settle it at Renegade Nation. No Double Countout this time. We're getting a winner and we'll decide this feud of ours!

Captain Strong: You're in for a rude awakening Ness. Mark my words boy....a RUDE AWAKENING!

After helping Danny Leung to the back, Royal Crown Champion/Intergender Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach, Swift, and Tack Angel returned to the ring as Global World Champion Troy, Akinan, and oddly enough Ryan IQ came down for the 6-Man Main Event. Little Mac also came down, as did Tali to try and even the score outside of the ring. Tali told Little Mac to try something, but Mac backed away claimed he would never hit a woman. This lead to Tali hitting him with a hard right. Mac composed himself, but Ryan and Akinan were waiting to hold him back. We finally got to the match as Akinan once again handled the brunt of the match. Even Troy seemed to be taking a break after the beat down on Danny. Trevor, Swift, and Tack worked very well as a team. An elite team actually, as the three had never teamed in this capacity before, but dissension was the name of the game, as Tack and Swift kept an eye on each other the whole match. Their upcoming main event match up weighed heavily on their minds. Late in the match Ryan IQ actually tagged in and demanded that Trevor Mach get into the match. Trevor happily complied and went right at IQ. The trap was sprung, as IQ tagged in Troy, who quickly floored Trevor with a big boot. He tossed Trevor into the Greed corner, where Akinan chocked Trevor while Ryan got in his revenge shots from X-cite and earlier. Swift and Tack went to make the save, but Troy stood in their way holding up the Global World Championship. They both stopped in their tracks and shot a glance at each other. This gave Troy the moment he needed to floor them both with a double lariat. Ryan IQ tossed Trevor back into Troy, who quickly hit his Overdrive move. He tagged Ryan back in, as IQ adjusted his metal watch and put it on his knuckles before humiliatingly hitting a 5 Knuckle Shuffle on Trevor with them before rolling him up for the pin. Greed won the match and the battle for the night, as the lure of the Global World Championship proved to be the weakness in the elite team. Tack and Swift, two of EBW's best ever will go one-on-one in a war for the ages at Renegade Nation. The Unbreakables and Greed will collide in WARGAMES! All of this and so much more at Renegade Nation. IT'S NEXT!

 

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

Greed vs. The Unbreakables

1. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Singles: Lukie beat Mr. Plain (3:41) with the 3-Point Tackle.
2. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Hashim Al-Singh (5:56) with a Release Dragon Suplex.
3. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Television Championship Match: Amigo(c) beat Maurice (9:34) with a German Suplex Pin.
4. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Tag Team Championship Match: Little Mac(c)/Akinan(c) beat W00t/Dave Larmore (10:09) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on w00t.
5. Greed vs. The Unbreakables Singles: Troy beat Danny Leung (6:18) with the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
6. Greed vs. The Unbreakables/Tack Angel 6-Man Tag Main Event: Troy/Akinan/Ryan IQ beat Swift/Tack Angel/Trevor Mach (13:07) when Ryan IQ got the Pin on Trevor Mach.

 

EBW and FSW Presents Happy Fun Circus

EBW and FSW will pull aside all their differences and come together for a one-time event.  THE CIRCUS IS COMING TO TOWN!!  Well, not really.  The Eagleland Fair will make its next stop at Fourside at the Fourside Fairgrounds and wants to have a big main event for the festivities.  That's where EBW and FSW comes to the picture.  It has been confirmed that EBW and FSW will co-promote a huge one night show featuring major names from both shows.  This special will be called "EBW/FSW Presents: Happy Fun Circus."  As seen on the banner, Trevor Mach, Lady M's, Control Sal, and Randy no Kachi are familiar faces seen to compete and Johnny will make a special appearance.  Maurice, Jay Chung, Junior, Perfect Man, Subculture, Swift, and Tack are other names confirmed to appear on the one night extravaganza.  



Meanwhile...



Tharpe: I'm glad you three came.

Fergus:  Didn't I saw you at Renegade Nation?

Tharpe: No, that is my brother.  Anyway, I like for you all to meet our new addition to our group.  This is KYO.

KYO: ...

Fergus: Aye, I've seen you before and I like what you do, fella.  So how did you get out of jail?

KYO: ...

Tharpe: I bailed him out.  I figured that he is too perfect to join our alliance.  He is too evil to pass up.  

Fergus: I like his style.  I like what he does.  Hopefully, he can help put me to the top of the mountain.

Tharpe: Oh, he will.  But we need one more piece to complete this puzzle.  We are heading out to the depths of Scaraba.  

Fergus:  For what?

Tharpe:  We are going to the Giant Pyramid and into the tomb of Anubis.  Gentlemen...we will perform a ritual and bring forth the god of the dead, Anubis.

Fergus: Things have just gotten serious....and I'm loving every ounce of it.

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Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: Come on Tack! You should TOTALLY join The Unbreakables! It's perfect! We're friends, we've got the radio show, you should join the most bad ass team in rasslin!

Tack Angel: I appreciate the offer, but I'm on a mission that I have to complete....alone.

Trevor Mach: Lone wolf gimmick eh? It's that damn heelish fake beard.

Tack Angel: It's real!

Trevor Mach: You're not fooling anybody!

Swift: Tack, you put on a hell of a match at Renegade Nation. I underestimated you. I won't be making that mistake when you and Troy both feel the POOOOOUNCE!

Tack Angel: If you say so. I see it differently, but we've got other things to worry about tonight. We're being put together to take on the tag champs. Are we working together out there or is this going to be a slaughter?

Swift: Oh it's going to be a damn slaughter alright....for them. Gold is gold and I'm not in the business of backstabbing....I'm in the business of kicking ass. We've been tag champions before....let's go do it again.

Tack Angel: Sounds like a plan.

Trevor Mach: You guys can TOTALLY thank me for that match. Since we won War Games I got to book it....granted I booked it figuring Tack would be HAPPY that I invited him into The Unbreakables.

Tack Angel: YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!

Nerma: Uh....guys....trying to do an interview over here. I'm here with Danny Leung and his girl April Jeanette. Tonight, Danny will attempt to take on the monster once again, when he faces Troy in one-on-one competition. Last time you guys wrestled, Troy won the match, but he had to exert himself and he obviously underestimated you. What are your plans to change the outcome this time.

Danny Leung: Troy can hold that Global World Champion....he can have his little catchphrases. I don't care that you're Troy. I don't care about any kind of push here either. All I care about is revenge. He tries to put his hands on someone I care about.....he's gotta pay. With AJ in my corner...he doesn't stand a chance.



Little Mac: Akinan....I have seen a lot of promise in you. I mean....we are the Tag Team Champions after all. WarGames....was supposed to be our crowning moment...the time where we could wipe EBW clean of the wretched filth. You surrendered. Remember what I said about failure not being an option? If you were anyone else you would be on the ground in a pool of blood. Greed is all about the elite. We have plans to accomplish if we're going to remove this stain on our reputation. I will give you one more chance Akinan. Tonight, I need two things from you. Fail either one....and...well....you had better not fail.

Troy: .....grrr.....

Little Man: Ah yes Troy, as the Global World Champion I know you're used to getting what you want. I ask only one favor of you, and that is to let Akinan live....for now. Besides....you've got your own plans for tonight don't you?

Troy: ....Yes.....something I want and I'm going to get it....because I'm Troy.

Hot off the heels of Renegade Nation, EBW returned to the arena for a brand new X-cite! The Unbreakables won WarGames, while Swift and Tack fought to a time limit draw in a hot main event. Greed would attempt to regain momentum during the night, but before that we would see the last hurrah of the CXJ Division on X-cite, before they would make their permanent move to their own brand on Xperiment.

The action for the night kicked off with the CXJ Rumble. The fans were happy to see the Division get its own brand, but they let them know they would be missed on the flagship show. Shadow was back in full garb, and the fans let him have it after what he did to Hotlanta at Renegade Nation. Lovekick Connection were scheduled to participate, but backstage it was shown that they were actually in a brawl with the Sons of Bushido, so the match had to go on without them. Shadow and Hoodlum worked together, as did the Power Players, leaving the singles competitors at a disadvantage. Manu Kalani was also making his return after receiving further training, and really lit up the ring with his flashy style. Speaking of flash, Generator seemed dead set on getting his hands on Lukie, but the CXJ Champion, who came out dressed in his suit, simply eliminated himself so he wouldn't have to fight. A smart move some might say, because Generator was now going to wear himself out while Lukie remained fresh for his first title defense later in the week. Generator finally did get one shot in on him though, when he threw Picky Minch over the top rope and right onto the champ. Shadow crept in to take advantage and hit his Neo Shadow Driver, landing Generator directly on his head. He and Hoodlum worked over the #1 contender until Rey and Bullet made the save. Shadow and Hoodlum managed to fight them back against the ropes, and Bullet was tossed over. The odds were evened when Manu Kalani made his big move and drop kicked Hoodlum out of the ring shortly after. The new guy was making big waves in the match. Generator finally got back to his feet to join the frey, but it was obvious he was hurting. Manu was finally eliminated along with Rey when Shadow picked up Dorado as he was trying to toss Manu over the top rope and got them both out. Generator charged the CXJ Bully, but Shadow evaded and dropped an elbow on Mr. High Voltage's head as he made the spear attempt. Shadow could not get Generator eliminated no matter how hard he tried. Finally, Generator hit Shadow with the splash and they both went over the top rope. Unfortunately for Generator, Shadow managed to grab the top rope and pull himself back in. Shadow won the big rumble, and proved that the Bully was back in top form.



The ring was quickly cleared, as Master Lu and Tess came out to the ring with the big E-1 Trophy. It was now time for the big announcement fans were waiting for.

Master Lu: Alright everyone! We know you already know what's coming so I will make it brief. The E-1 is back in full glory this year! The past couple of years we have seen various different tournament styles for the E-1. This year, we're going back to the beginning with a round robin elimination tournament. Wins will mean points, and points mean everything if you want to make it to the end and claim the coveted trophy and future title shot. Past champions like Franky, Ness, Trevor Mach, and Little Mac have won this prestigious tournament before. Who will win this year? It's definitely going to be the biggest tournament yet, with the best competitors in it yet. This year....it's going to be....

Ryan IQ: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! I hate to interrupt....wait...no...I enjoy it.

Tess: Let's not get into it with the money and security again please Ryan. Please tell me you came out here for a reason.

Ryan IQ: Indeed I did you old bat! For the record though....it's RED SHIRT Security. Anyways, I would like to announce that our dominant and unstoppable champion of champions Troy will be competing in this year's E-1 Climax. I know there is some....unwritten rule about the champion sitting the tournament out....but we're Greed....we'll do whatever we damn well please.

Master Lu: Anything else?

Ryan IQ: ....Not yet...but Greed has a lot in store for tonight....so you'll see me again.

Tess: OK....cue maniacal laugh...and....he's gone. Anyways, that is our big announcement. The Tournament will begin on X-perience this year! You will be able to the blocks and the first stage of matches on EBW.com shortly after this broadcast. Enjoy the show.



We then went back to the action, with our first title match of the night. Amigo has been a silent TV Champion, but a dominant and athletic one. Tonight, he would get his biggest test to date as he faced his rival Maurice, up and comer Randy no Kachi, and seasoned veteran w00t. When the match started Amigo and w00t actually worked together to try and subdue Maurice and toss him out of the ring. After that it was everyman for himself. Randy no Kachi played the wild card and jumped in when he could. More then anything else in the match we saw a lot of top notch back and forth action between Amigo and w00t. w00t had the experience, but Amigo had the heart and the amaresu background to keep him in the game. With w00t on the mat most of the time he could not hit his signature WKO. Late in the match w00t did manage to get to his feet, and after hitting Randy with a Spinebuster, he was sizing up Amigo for the WKO. That's when Akinan rushed down to the ring and pulled him out of the ring while the ref wasn't looking. Amigo's instincts had him go out to assist his stable mate. This allowed Ryan IQ to hand Maurice his wrist watch and use it to clock Randy with the KO Punch. 1-2-3! Greed stole yet another title as Maurice became the NEW Television Champion. Amigo was livid as he had not been pinned, and Maurice had stayed inactive for most of the match. After the celebration, Ryan IQ made sure he got his custom watch back and he ran to the back with the new TV Champ. w00t and Akinan brawled until the Red Shirts broke them apart.

The next match was set to be a special singles match between Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach and the TUE 4 Winner Hashim Al-Singh. When the match was made, Trevor Mach stated that if Hashim could show him something he would give him a Royal Crown Title match, but only if he kept the match fair. Apparently Ryan IQ did not want to wait for that first match, as he came back out yet again to make a challenge. Lady M's also appeared which made Ryan IQ hesitant to enter the ring.

Ryan IQ: Trevor, what I want to know is what you are afraid of.

Trevor Mach: Zombies.....but what does that have to do with anything?

Ryan IQ: NO! I'm talking about in this match! You said you would give Hashim a title match if he proved something here tonight and kept the match fair. I can vouch that it'll be a fair fight, and I have the authority to make it a title match. Why don't you go ahead and give him a title shot right now?

Trevor Mach: Well let's see....why would I not trust you...YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WITH A WRIST WATCH!

Ryan IQ: That was a legal openhanded strike!

Trevor Mach: I can still tell time on my forehead!

Hashim Al-Singh: Come on Mach. Ryan IQ is right....what are you afraid of. Wait...I know what it is. You're afraid of me. You saw me decimate your team on TUE. You are afraid that someone was rich, and powerful, and skilled as myself....will make you obsolete.

Ryan IQ: He's right! You're getting old Mach.....you're getting old.

Trevor Mach: You're older then I am!

Lady M's: You see this frustration Trevor? THIS is how some people get when they try and talk with you.

Trevor Mach: Oh....hey!

Hashim Al-Singh: So what is it? Are you going to make this a Royal Crown Championship Match.....or are you CHICKEN!

Trevor Mach: Nobody calls me chicken Needles NOBODY!

Hashim Al-Singh: Well then...wait what.

Trevor Mach: You forget who you're talking to Ryan. I'm not just some schmuck who doesn't know how to lace up his wrestling boots. I'm Trevor Mach bitch! BOOSH!

Lady M's: You're an egomaniacal bastard sometimes.....but you're MY egomaniacal bastard....so it works.

Trevor Mach: You're on Hashim. You wanna step up to the big leagues then let's do it, but we do it on my terms. Royal Crown Championship SUBMISSION Match! What do you say?

Hashim Al-Singh: I say you're on Mach!

So what was set to be a singles match turned into a Royal Crown Championship Submission Match. Lady M's kept Ryan IQ from getting involved outside of the ring, so all he could do with his watch was check it for the time. Trevor and Hashim started the match circling before attempting a test of strength. Hashim had the reach advantage and used it to kick Trevor in the gut before picking him up for a powerslam. Trevor fought his way out of an attempted Camel Clutch and tried to turn it around with a Trevor Triangle Choke. That's what most of this match comprised of, ground work and submission attempts. Hashim looked good here, but Trevor had the Camel Clutch well scouted, while Hashim's lack of experience lead to him nearly getting caught in various submission holds. Late in the match the fighters got back to standing position. Trevor attempted to go for a flying knee, but Hashim caught him and floored him with a Black Hole Slam type move. The Greed rookie gloated and went in to put on a sleeper hold when Trevor suddenly sprang back to life and trapped Hashim into the Triangle. Al-Singh tried to struggle towards the ropes, but Trevor turned the Triangle in a Gogoplata and quickly forced Hashim to tap out. The Royal Crown Champion defends, but Hashim showed a lot of promise when Ryan IQ wasn't allowed to get involved.



The next match featured an Unbreakable versus Greed rematch, as Danny Leung got another shot at the Global World Champion Troy. This match was very much like the last encounter between the two. Troy was dominant, but Danny refused to give up and caught the champ in a couple dangerous positions. The confidence factor was definitely starting to build with Danny when he clocked Troy with a Superkick and rolled him up for the 2 Count. He taunted the champ with how close he came to taking his first pinfall loss. A livid Troy responded with a big boot. He then grabbed Danny by his head and lifted him straight off the mat before slamming him right back down in a brutal scene. Troy went in to do it again, but Danny grabbed his ankle and dropped him to the mat. The ankle lock was not locked in very well, but Danny clutched with all of his might to try and make Troy tap out. The champ kicked him repeatedly until he had to break it up. Troy got to his feet and stomped around the ring in anger. He then sized up Danny for the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick and clocked him a good one. 1-2-KICKOUT! How could Danny be standing up to the champ?! The fans were loving every second of it. He climbed back to his feet and quickly turned to AJ to flash her a smile. At that point Ryan IQ ONCE AGAIN ran out to try and get involved on the ring apron. Danny quickly turned back to see what was going on. That is when April Jeanette climbed into the ring and low blowed Danny! The crowd was shocked, as was Danny as he fell to his knees in pain. Troy smirked and hit him again with the Punt Kick for the 1-2-3! After the match April Jeanette ran to Troy and celebrated with him! Ryan IQ was laughing as he handed Troy his belt and we can guess formally welcomed April Jeanette into Greed? Danny demanded to know why, but Troy just booted him in the face again and again until Trevor Mach came out to pull Danny from the ring and help him to the back. A surprising double cross to say the least.



The third title match for the night was more then just for the FSW Regional Championship. The mysterious group attacking EBW wrestlers has finally revealed themselves as The Equation. Professor Ahmed of FSW and Ness's own brother Ninten are just two members of a stable we have yet to see, but now that the threat is revealed both Ness and Captain Strong want to lead a counter attack to FSW and flush out The Equation. So this match was all or nothing for both men and they definitely fought like it was. Captain Strong turned things into a chop fest mid match and took control. Ness managed to rally back though with an impressive belly to back suplex. As Strong staggered up Ness hit it again. The third attempt was blocked and Captain Strong fired off a belly to back of his own. The suplex that Strong hit launched Ness into a turnbuckle and landed him on his head rather than his back. The two tired combatants struggled to get up and met in the ring once again. Another chop fest ensued and once again Strong was able to chop Ness to the ground. Once Ness was down, Strong began to climb the ropes. Once he reached the top he signaled to the fans that an elbow drop was coming. It was at this moment that Ness shot up off the mat, and met Strong, bringing back down hard with a bulldog. Once Strong struggled to get up, Ness scooped him up for the Thunder Brainbuster and pinned him for the win. Ness defends the title, and will lead EBW into FSW for a counter invasion. At this point a hooded figure ran out of the crowd and attacked both Ness and Strong. He revealed himself to be FSW's Master Bubu. Professor Ahmed and Ninten appeared on the stage.

Professor Ahmed: That....is Master Bubu. He's the Rated M Superstar....and he doesn't like either of you very much. Now you all might be asking yourselves, "isn't Ahmed crazy to be challenging EBW like this? Shouldn't he just respect his elders and wait his turn in line?" The answer is "No". It's a calculated risk. I've run the numbers and they tell me this is the correct course of action. Ninten here understands.....but he knows a lot more then you people at home. I refuse to wait "my turn" because I am a genius and genius should be leading EBW and FSW into a new era. Guys like Ness and Strong....they are old news. Are you both awake enough to look at the screen above me? See those two shadows? That is what is waiting for you if you try and invade FSW. One of those guys is not happy with his EBW treatment. Can you guess who they are? It'll drive you make thinking about it, but THAT is the keyword....THINK. Use your small brains and try to figure it out. That is all for today's lesson. For our next class we'll find out just how stupid the FSW Regional Champion is.



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Main event time, as Greed's attempts to regain ground on The Unbreakables has lead them to a Tag Team Championship encounter with Swift and non-Unbreakable Tack Angel. The two #1 Contenders for the Global World Championship would have to try and join forces against the elite team of Little Mac and Akinan. Swift and Tack were actually Tag Team Champions in 2009, so they have the experience, the only question was could they function as a team now with so much on the line for both men. With Akinan's future with Greed on the line he really had to step up his game, and his desire to win really showed as he and Little Mac were especially dominant in this one, although once again Mac spent most of the time yelling orders to Akinan. Swift and Tack stepped up though and more then held up their end of the match. Tack and Mac had a classic exchange resembling their classic VE4 encounter. The action continued for several long and action packed minutes. Both teams were giving it their all, the team of Tack and Swift were too much. Swift hit the POUNCE on both Mac and Akinan. He then picked up Mac for a stalled Blackhammer while Tack hit legal man Akinan with the Standing Shirinai Kai for the 1-2-3! Swift and Tack Angel became the NEW Tag Team Champions! They grabbed the belts and quickly left the ring as they rest of Greed entered the scene. They stared each other down from the set, but shook hands and agreed that right now it was about tag team victory. A bloody and injured Akinan tried to use Mac to get to his feet, and he apologized for dropping the fall. Mac shook his head and turned his back while Troy, Maurice, Hashim, and Lukie proceeded to beat the hell out of him. The show ended with Greed standing over an unconscious Akinan. They gained some tonight, and they lost some, but Greed ended the night looking dominant, with one less member.



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. CXJ Final Rush Rumble: Shadow beat Generator, Hoodlum, Rey Dorado, Bullet, Picky Minch, Manu Kalani, Lukie, Sal Paradise, Jamie OD (9:01) to win CXJ Rumble.
2. EBW Television Championship 4-Way Match: Maurice beat Amigo(c), Randy no Kachi, and w00t (7:48) with the KO Punch on Randy to become the NEW Television Champion.
3. Royal Crown Championship Submission Match: Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting beat Hashim Al-Singh (6:11) with a Gogoplata Submission.
4. Special Singles Match: Troy beat Danny Leung (6:55) with the FIght Me IRL Punt Kick.
5. FSW Regional Championship Match: Ness(c) beat Captain Strong (8:14) with the Thunder Brainbuster.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship Match: Swift/Tack Angel beat Little Mac(c)/Akinan(c) (10:02) when Tack hit the Standing Shirinai Kai on Akinan to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!

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E-1 Climax 2010 Blocks! X-cite/Xperiment Cards Revealed!

The E-1 Climax has officially been announced, and we now know the blocks for the round robin tournament, as well as the card for the first show in the climax series. The blocks can be seen  below, and you can tell a lot of thought went into the cards in regards to potential match ups that are such to make this the biggest climax in EBW history.

Block A
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Troy - Global World Champion
Swift - EBW Tag Team Champion/E-1 2008 Finalist
Danny Leung
w00t
Akinan
Kinniku Mike

Block B
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Tack Angel - EBW Tag Team Champion
Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting - Royal Crown Champion/Intergender Tag Team Champion/E-1 2009 Winner
Ness - FSW Regional Champion/E-1 2008 Winner
Randy no Kachi
Maurice - EBW Television Champion
Dynamic Dougie

The first matches will take place on a special X-perience, and the card has already been revealed. The show will open with a 4-Way Television Championship #1 Contender Match, between former champion Amigo, Hashim Al-Singh, newcomer Billy Tharpe, who earned a spot after a surprise win over Dynamic Dougie, and Olly Oliver. Speaking of Dougie, he will be kicking off E-1 when he takes on rookie Randy no Kachi. Unbreakables will do battle in Block A as Kinniku Mike and w00t go head to head. Back in block B E-1 2009 Winner Trevor Mach will take on Maurice in a Royal Crown vs. Television Match. More Unbreakable action as Swift goes head to head with Danny Leung. In a major PPV rematch from earlier in the year Tack Angel will take on Ness. In the main event, Akinan, now ousted from Greed will lock horns with the Global World Champion Troy. All of this and more on the first X-perience of the E-1 Climax.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 4-Way Television Championship #1 Contender Match: Amigo vs. Hashim Al-Singh vs. Billy Tharpe vs. Olly Oliver
2. E-1 Climax Block B: Randy no Kachi vs. Dynamic Dougie
3. E-1 Climax Block A: Kinniku Mike vs. w00t
4. E-1 Climax Block B: Trevor Mach vs. Maurice
5. E-1 Climax Block A: Swift vs. Danny Leung
6. E-1 Climax Block B: Tack Angel vs. Ness
7. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy vs. Akinan

X-perience will be followed by the premiere of The EBW Xperiment, an all CXJ Brand, promising a new spin on EBW. Filmed in the new CXJ Center, The EBW Xperiment will present a more extreme product, with close seating for a small, but hardcore fan base and a live band playing at every show. The debut show will feature many things, like the return of Anguish and Grudge, now known as Angel and Gou, a Bolshoi Birthday Bash, and the CXJ Championship match between Lukie and Generator. We're also expected to hear a major announcement from Master Lu. The EBW Xperiment debuts this week!

The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center

1. 2/3 Falls: Bakayaro vs. Manu Kalani
2. Non-Title Tag Team Match: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Angel/Gou
3. Bolshoi Birthday Bash: Bolshoi vs. Picky Minch
4. Tag Tam Match: Rey Dorado/Bullet vs. Shadow/Hoodlum
5. CXJ Championship Match: Lukie(c) vs. Generator

EBW and FSW Presents Happy Fun Circus

On the verge of war, EBW and FSW will try to put aside all their differences and come together for a one-time event.  THE CIRCUS IS COMING TO TOWN!!  Well, not really. The Eagleland Fair will make its next stop at Fourside at the Fourside Fairgrounds and wants to have a big main event for the festivities.  That's where EBW and FSW comes to the picture.  It has been confirmed that EBW and FSW will co-promote a huge one night show featuring major names from both shows.  This special will be called "EBW/FSW Presents: Happy Fun Circus."  As seen on the banner, Trevor Mach, Lady M's, Control Sal, and Randy no Kachi are familiar faces seen to compete and Johnny will make a special appearance.  Maurice, Jay Chung, Junior, Perfect Man, Subculture, Swift, and Tack are other names confirmed to appear on the one night extravaganza.  



Meanwhile...



Ryan IQ:  Hello there, Troy.  (Where's the RED SHIRTS when I need them...)

Troy:  .....

Ryan IQ:  Ahem, I like to say congrats on getting the woman from that emo bastard.  I also like to add that you have done so well as champion and represented Greed in such a positive way.  

Troy:  What is that.

Ryan IQ:  I'm getting there.  See, to celebrate your accomplishments, I went out of my way to bring you this little gift.  Actually, I bought this with my own money.  Small change for someone as rich as myself.  BUT I won't show this to the world yet.  So you better get out of here, camera man. 

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FSW began with a surprise appearance with Franky...and he has some company.



Franky: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am your general manager, Franky and I am back!  I am back with Mr. Ryan IQ with me.  

Ryan IQ:  Hello to your money!

Franky:  Why is Ryan IQ with me here tonight?  He'll just hafta tell you himself.

Ryan IQ: I am here today that I have bought FSW with chump change.  Actually, its the money I use as firewood for my fireplace.  With Poochyfud out of the way, I have taken liberties to buy this little rundown league and give Franky more power than he already has.  Now that I own everything here, my first order of action is this.  This is FSW's new official mascot, King Julian.  Julian will provide you people fun and entertainment.

Julian:  Come on everybody!  Let's get sassy, alright!

Ryan IQ: Excellent.  Now then, I will...

Poo:  Really?  Really?  Ryan IQ owns everything in FSW now.  Wow,  I never thought Ryan IQ uses his burning money to buy us.  Let me...

Ryan IQ:  Let me tell you something!  I know you are behind all this Equation business.  Whether you like to admit it or not, you are guilty of all of this.  Also, I am tired of this Prevention war you are having.  Putting Captain Strong in critical danger with all this is going on, I had enough of it.  So tonight, all members of the Prevention are here to take on all members of Team FSW in a 7-on-4 Elimination Tag...

Poo: NO!  Don't make it a handicap match.  It wouldn't be fair to end it like that.  How about this?  Us three will join in the match and have a fair clear-cut winner.

Ryan IQ:  Hmmm....lemme think about it.....YES!  I like it.  And by the way, there's a stipulation.  If Prevention loses, they must disband.  BUT if your team loses, FSW will no longer exist.  They will be defunct, over, and non existent anymore.  Why?  Because I have the money to thats why.  

We now go to the first match with the Stallionaires taking on the team of Sgt. Hardcastle, Baka, and Unagi.  This was a quick one as the Stallionaires trio of Disco Kid, Black Cena, and Katsuflex brought their game against the opposition.  Baka and Unagi had enough and bailed out of the match leaving Hardcastle by himself.  Hardcastle ends up on Black Cena's shoulders and get slammed down with the Blackitude Adjustment.  



Backtage....



John:  Oh look, here are the newcomers.  The Bald Guy, that quack of a doctor, and that EBW reject.  

Giff:  Howdy doo to you too, Oog.

John:  Its John Brontostone.  Anyway, I do not appreciate you accusing us as the guys that are behind what the Equation are doing.  

Giff:  Yea, well...they are still in the revealing process.  Who knows?  Maybe they have EXTRA help as well.  My bald head can feel it.  

John:  Ah that's where you're wrong.  You talk too much.  How about tonight, we have a little match.  You against hmmmm....Ah, how about Oog!  

Giff:  So I'm fighting you tonight.

John: Cute...but not funny.  Oog tonight!

Giff:  Oook!  

The next match marks another debut in form of Philosopher X taking on fellow newcomer in Camilo Ortega.  X tries to lock Ortega up but Ortega quickly takes X down.  Ortega manhandles X down while X tries to fight back.  X looks to have gain momentum with a front headlock but Ortega picks X up and drops X with the 25:17 Driver.  Ortega wasn't finish and locks on the ECOR Armbreaker.  X taps out as Ortega sadistically smiles in victory.



We now go backstage where Team FSW gets ready for the big match.



Perfect Man: So what happened?  Perfect Man thought you were in the E1 Climax?

Subculture: Oh, I will find a way to get in.  They may not include me but sooner or later, they are gonna HAVE to let me in.  

Perfect Man:  Ok!  Whatever floats your boat!

Poo: Ok guys, this is huge.  Its all on our shoulders.  We lose, FSW will be gone.  We have Ness, Randy and...err....OLLY here to take care of the Equation problem.  While they are doing that for us, we must fight for FSW.  

Jay: Sorry, I'm late!  I had uh...traffic problems.

Junior: Look who finally showed up!  Traffic problems this time?

Jay:  Yea!  

Poo: Well, I'm glad you don't have anything keeping you away from this tonight.  We have a big match with everything at stake here.  So we must fight and win.  FSW!

Everyone:  FSW!

The next match features Giff Hoyt taking on Oog.  Giff came with Green Destiny and Surgeon whil Oog is accompanied by Sergei Rushkin, Jun Toyota, and Nate Nemesis.  Giff tried the Shining Head early but Oog blocked and things went in Oog's favor.  Oog went on an assault on Giff by repeatedly hammering Giff.  Oog looks to finish with the Double Club but Giff ducks and hits a headbutt below the belt and quickly retreated with Green Destiny and Surgeon.  Because of the low blow, Oog is awarded the match via disqualification.



We now send you to Truthslayer where he is with newcomer, Philosopher X.



Thruthslayer: Hello all and this is my guest at this time, Philisopher X.  X, not a great way for your big debut tonight.  What are your thoughts?

X:  Well, this Ortega guy is tough and unpredictable.  But X will be back and he will be FSW Champion one day.  X will be the greatest of all time and...

*blackout*

*lights turn back on*

Truthslayer: Ah, what happened?  Wha?  Where's X?  He was just here!

Randy no Kachi and Olly Oliver return to FSW to take on Professor Ahmad and Master Bubu.  Ness and Ninten are nowhere to be found.  Randy and Ahmad were neck and neck with Randy nearly getting the No Kachi Cutter.  Ahmad has enough and brought his calculus book in.  Ahmad took a swing and randy ducked and tagged in Olly.  Olly actually connected the Shuffle Muffle Muzzle Duff on Ahmad as Bubu makes the blind tag.  Bubu came in to make the save.  Bubu spears Randy out of nowhere and looks to get ready to spear Olly.  Ness came out and dragged Randy out of the ring.  Ness tried to get Olly back but Bubu already speared Olly down to win.  The Equation wasn't done here.  Ahmad came in with a sharpened No.2 Pencil and began stabbing Olly repeatedly resulting in Olly being a bloody mess.  Ahmad picked Olly back up and Bubu hits the spear again as Ness and Randy looked on the attack on their fallen comrade.



The main event has everything riding on the line with Team FSW taking on the Prevention.  If Prevention loses, they must disband and if Team FSW loses, FSW will crumble to the ground.  



Subculture and Pokey Minch started things off and Subculture quickly destroyed Pokey with the Counterculture.  Apple Kid comes in as Callahan gets the tag.  Apple Kid flung himself at Callahan but Callahan caught Apple Kid and slams him down with the Whirley Bird for the elimination.  Perfect Man gets tagged in as Orange Kid comes in.  Perfect Man quickly hits the Perfect Cannon to Orange Kid followed by the Perfect Driver to eliminate Orange Kid.  Things are really not looking good for the Prevention.  Avion comes in with Junior getting the tag.  Avion put up a better fight this time but Junior proves to be too much.  Avion went for the sXe DDT but Junior countered into an axe kick on Avion's arm.  Avion got on his knees and Junior hits the PK and tags in Jay Chung.  Jay went up top and hits the Super Jay Press to eliminate Avion.  Metrion comes in and pounces on Jay.  Metrion opens his mouth and looks to attempt to bite Jay's nose.  Jay monkey flips Metrion off and hits a Tornado Kick to Metrion.  Jay went for the Victoria Peak but Metrion reverses it into a headlock backbreaker.  Metrion went for the nose again but Jay rolled away and tags in Monoxide.  Monoxide hits the Carbon Detector and Metrion is still standing.  Metrion regain composure and went for Monoxide.  Monoxide went around Metrion and hits the Lung Blower to bring Metrion down.  Monoxide went up top and hits the Carbon Monoxide Press to eliminate Metrion.  Dynamic Dougie quickly comes in and hits a new single leg dropkick he calls the Dynamic Entry.  Dougie got the Preventions first elimination by eliminating Monoxide.  Its now 6-on-2 as Dougie tags Captain Strong in.  Captain Strong looks around and knew shook his head in disgust.  Strong took off his shirt, tossed it away, and left the ring.  Strong is eliminated via countout leaving Dougie to fight for himself.  Everybody left on Team FSW teamed up on Dougie.  Callahan hits the Whirley Bird followed by a Perfect Driver from Perfect Man.  Subculture then hits the Couterculture and sits Dougie up for a PK from Junior.  Junior motions for Jay to hit the Super Jay Press as they left what's left of Dougie to Poo.  Po picks Dougie up and hits the Go To Poo to secure the victory.  The Prevention is now no longer and FSW is safe from banishment.  All Team FSW members stand tall in victory over the fallen Dynamic Dougie as Captain Strong looks on from ringside.



Meanwhile, at a bridge far, far, far away....



FSW 23: Disbandment
Fourside Arena
1. Disco Kid, Black Cena, & Katsuflex def. Sgt Hardcastle, Baka, & Unagi (3:34) when Black Cena used the Blackitude Adjustment on Hardcastle.  
2. Camilo Ortega def. Philosopher X (2:40) with the ECOR Armbreaker.  
3. Oog def. Giff Hoyt (6:50) via DQ.  
4. Professor Ahmad & Master Bubu def. Randy no Kachi & Olly Oliver (11:34) when Bubu used the Spear on Olly.  
5. 7 vs. 7 Group Breakup Match: Poo, Perfect Man, Subculture, Jay Chung, Junior, MB Callahan, & Monoxide def. Captain Strong, Dynamic Dougie, Avion, Metrion, Pokey Minch, Apple Kid, & Orange Kid (18:53).
-  Subculture eliminated Pokey Minch (0:30) with the Counterculture.
-  Callahan eliminated Apple Kid (2:30) with the Whirley Bird.
-  Perfect Man eliminated Orange Kid (3:25) with the Perfect Driver.
-  Jay eliminated Avion (8:43) with the Super Jay Press.
-  Monoxide eliminated Metrion (15:50) with the Carbon Monoxide Press.  
-  Dougie eliminated Monoxide (16:13) with the Dynamic Entry.
-  Captain Strong was eliminated (16:58) by countout.
-  Poo eliminated Dougie (18:53) with the Go To Poo.

 

What was set to be a special night, in a series of shows that were going to be special in the first place with the E-1, began with a big bang! Members of the newly formed Ensiders were brawling with The Equation, who looked to invade tonight, and the brawl spilled out onto the stage and the ring. Chaos ran rampant as Moz climbed the set to splash Teck, Ness tried to corner his brother Ninten, and the rest of the stable members poured into the ring. Ryan IQ came out with his Red Shirts to restore order.

Ryan IQ: HEY! What is this?! This is supposed to be a SPECIAL NIGHT! It's the E-1 Climax! It's the wedding night of the century! I have preparations to make and I can NOT be distracted! Don't make me sick the Red Shirts on you! I will remind you they have RED SHIRTS! They are RED SHIRT SECURITY! So you know they are bad ass! Clear the ring! We've got all sorts of matches tonight, but more importantly....the wedding of our Global World Champion Troy to April Jeanette.



The opening encounter of the night saw TV Title #1 Contender Amigo lock up with Billy Tharpe and Hashim Al-Singh once again. This time Television Champion Maurice came down to ring to play the distraction game. It worked, as Amigo left the ring to get in Maurice's face. A lot of anger between these old rivals. Hashim felt his chances improve, but he soon found Billy Tharpe on his back giving him noogies just like the last match. This time Billy got him to the mat and followed up with a Tharpe Shooter, which lead to a submission victory for the oddball newcomer.

The first Ensider vs. Equation tag team match saw Moz and Dynamic Dougie team up to take on Punk Master Teck and Dre Money of FSW's group. Ahmed tried to help his group from outside, but Captain Strong uncharacteristically assisted his team and held Ahmed at bay. Teck and Dre had more experience as a team, but Dougie and Moz had more experience over all by a mile. The green rookies quickly took their lumps when Dougie hit the Dynamic DDT on Teck and pinned him for the win.



We then went to the parking lot, where Ryan IQ was seen chewing out Lu and Tess.



Ryan IQ: WHAT THE HELL?!

Tess: Is there a problem Ryan?

Ryan IQ: You're damn right there is a problem! You had to have known those guys were going to pull that stunt at the beginning of the show!

Master Lu: We know nothing Ryan. We're washing our hands of everything tonight. This wedding....it's all you.

Ryan IQ: YOU BET IT IS! I am spending my vast VAST fortune on giving Troy the wedding he deserves. All the publicity! All the pageantry! IT'S ALL ME! I'll be dammed if I let these renegades bungle this! I don't want to see any lallygagging tonight! I don't want to see any hijinks, and I CERTAINLY don't want to see any SHENANIGANS!

Tack Angel: Ah man! I LOVE Shenanigans!

Ryan IQ: What? Where did that come from?

Tess: You don't have to worry about us Ryan....although I think you should keep your eyes open....all I'm saying.

Ryan IQ: My eyes ARE open you old bag! I've got the sharpness of a HAWK! NOTHING will get passed me!

Red Shirt #1: Hey.....is it just me or is there something fishy about those cake delivery guys!

Ryan IQ: I don't pay you to think Red Shirt! I pay you to mug at the camera, stand there, and look bad ass! The only thing fishy about those guys is that they ARE LATE BRINGING THE CAKE!!! Tess....Lu....I'll be watching you! Red Shirts, go make sure that AJ is safe....oh wait...we can't have you gazing upon Troy's woman before the ceremony....I've got an idea.

The E-1 Climax continued on for the remainder of the evening. The first match saw Maurice score his first win in the Climax, by taking a page from Little Mac and clocking Randy no Kachi with a loaded KO Punch. Amigo stood at ringside along with Olly Oliver, but neither could not get the TV Champion's attention in time.

Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting went on the warpath in the next match. The obviously fired up Danny was set to face Kinniku Mike, in what many thought would be a squash since Danny took a beating from Swift. Danny was focused though, he countered and evaded everything that Mike had to throw at him and actually finished the Slaughterhouse off with a superkick. Mike got up quickly after the pin, stunned that the pissed off Danny won the match. Mike was a bit spooked by the change of attitude, but still congratulated his partner. Danny scores 2 points in the climax. After the match he shared a staredown with Ryan IQ and chased him quickly to the back.



We then went to the back again, as AJ was getting ready for her big night.



Red Shirt #1: So....how are we supposed to protect AJ when we have these blindfolds on?

Red Shirt #2: I dunno....we're Red Shirt Security....we'll figure it out somehow.

April Jeanette: Damn I look good. Too good for a nerd like Danny Leung. What a loser.

Lady M's: Excuse me...

April Jeanette: AH! Lady M's! What do you want?

Lady M's: Just checking things out.....so....getting married tonight eh?

April Jeanette: As a matter of fact I am!

Lady M's: Oh....interesting....you know you're gonna die tonight right?

April Jeanette: WHAT?!

Lady M's: Nothing.....I said nothing tee hee hee.

April Jeanette: You're scaring me!

Lady M's: Buh BYEEEE!

April Jeanette: AH!!!

Red Shirt #1: AJ is in trouble! Time to spring to action!

Red Shirt #2: OW! I just ran into the wall! MAN DOWN!

The block of hell for FSW's Matt Wilson continued next in Block B. He put up a good fight against Randy no Kachi on X-perience, but the man that one day plans on challenging Ness for the FSW Regional Championship fell short against him tonight. Ness hit his Thunder Brainbuster, and that's all she wrote. Ness is up to 3 points following his tie with Tack Angel.

Akinan scored upset of the night against #1 Contender Swift, when Little Mac botched an attack on Akinan and hit Swift instead with a loaded punch. Akinan, not realizing what happened followed up with the Bonebreaker Chokeslam and pinned Swift for the win. After the match Akinan saw the replay, helped Swift up, and they both chased after Little Mac.





Nerma: Friends....allies.....broadcast partners. The last time Tack Angel and Trevor Mach fought....it was touted as the biggest match in EBW history. It was at Zero Hour that Tack narrowly defended the Global World Championship. Now these two will do battle again in the E-1 Climax. Trevor, are you aiming to get that win back?

Trevor Mach: No, I totally want to lose again! OF COURSE I want that win back! Tack's awesome though, no shame in losing to him, but I'm psyched at this opportunity. We went to war that night, and Tack beat me by one second....ONE SECOND....that's very hard for a man like myself to get over.

Tack Angel: I thought you said you were passed it?

Trevor Mach: .....I lied.

Tack Angel: Oh....well I hate to break it to you, but I'm on a mission, so you're peace of mind is going to have to wait for another day my friend.

Trevor Mach: HA! Tack, you magnificent bastard! If you win, you get one step closer to getting not one, but two title opportunities. That's a lot of clout to have. If I beat you though....I hope that means you'll finally join The Unbreakables.

Tack Angel: ....We'll just have to wait and see. Because the only thing that's for sure about the Tacker....is that nothing's for sure.

Trevor Mach: Oh, I'd also like to take this time to plug The T'nT Show! Tack and I are going to be covering the first FTW Show, so check that out! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: Oh snap....I totally forgot...super secret meeting to get to pertaining to something that is totally not related to the wedding later....I'll be out to the ring in a second.

Tack Angel: But....our match is now! Trevor?

Nerma: Let's take it back to the front....and hope Trevor shows up on time for the match.

We cut back from commercial, and Tack was pacing back and forth in the ring waiting. Suddenly Trevor's theme began to play and the Royal Crown Champion ran down the ring in a flash. Tack backed away as Trevor shot into the ring. The rivals shared a staredown before rushing to the center of the ring. Tack attempted a Rider Kick while Trevor tried his Macha Ye. They collided and both fell to the mat. They both rushed to their feet and started throwing hard shots. Tack missed one hard right, so Trevor grabbed his arm and brought him down to the mat to attempt a Cross Armbreaker. Tack rolled out of it, immediately booted Trevor in the face, and went for the pin only to get a 1 count. This high energy action continued for quite a while and went through two commercial breaks. Neither man was willing to give, and the fans roared with dueling chants as they stepped it up. Late in the match Trevor hit Tack with a Shining Wizard followed by a Macha Ye. Two solid strikes to the head that still only amounted to a 2 count. Somehow Tack beat Trevor up and kicked him in the gut before delivering the Standing Shirinai Kai. Somehow, Trevor kicked out of that as well. Finally the bell sounded and once again, a Tack Angel E-1 Match ended in a Time Limit Draw. Both men slowly crawled to their feet and bumped fists before staggering to the back. Suddenly, M's and a shrouded figure approached Trevor, handed him a bag, and rushed him to the back.

It was now time for the main event, as the man about to get married, Global World Champion Troy, refused to take the night off and went toe to toe with w00t. w00t had the champ scouted. He evaded his hard strikes and tried to chop him down with kicks. He eventually almost hit his WKO, but Troy pushed him off and out of the ring. Troy followed him out and brawled with the Unbreakables star. Troy was focused on carnage, but realized he was about to be counted out. w00t realized this too, and hit the WKO on Troy as he tried to get back in. This lead to both mean receiving a double count out. w00t might not have won, but the genius former champion avoided losing to the champ and earned 1 point. Troy now sits at 3 points.



The lights now went out as the ring crew went to work on building the set for the wedding ceremony. Members of FSW and EBW alike were all set to attend the ceremony, but Red Shirts Security kept them in the back, and called it a "Greed Only Function". As the set was being built in the darkness some rustling could be heard, but no one paid much attention to it. Finally, the lights came back on, as the ring was filled with balloons and a large cake. A green carpet lead to a big archway, were Troy and Greed made their way down. Ryan IQ was all smiles as he played the organ. Little Mac walked April Jeanette down the aisle as Troy stood in the ring by a rather odd priest, who introduced himself as Father Popodopalous.



Finally, AJ stood beside Troy, and the "wedding of the century" could begin.

Father Popodopalous: We are gathered here tonight to witness a pledge of commitment. Now Troy and April Jeanette, I understand that you have written your own vows. Please proceed.

April Jeanette: Troy, when I first met you, the only thing I knew was that you were a bad ass in the ring....and then....in the bed. After that, I learned just how much I loved you. We had to keep our love a secret, but I knew it could not be contained forever. I love you Troy!

Troy: ......When I get to the hotel room....I'm gonna wreck this chick.

April Jeanette: Oh my!

Father Popodopalous: That was beautiful AJ! Troy....brief...and to the point. Before we can continue, I must ask if there is anyone who objects to this wedding. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Ryan IQ: I wouldn't worry about that Father. I kept the riffraff in the back!

Father Popodopalous: Very well. Troy, do you pledge to take AJ as your wife? In sickness or in health until death do you part?

Troy: ....Sure.

Father Popodopalous: And AJ, do you pledge to take Troy as your husband? In sickness or in health until death do you part?

April Jeanette: OF COURSE!

Father Popodopalous: Very well. I would just like to say that the bond between these two is sacred. It's the kind of love that makes you want to jump for joy! The kind of love that makes you shout! The kind of love that makes you say.......BOOSH!

Ryan IQ: YEAH....wait....what?

Father Popodopalous: Wait a minute....did I just hear myself say.....BOOSH?

At this point Father Popodopalous ripped off a face mask to reveal that it was actually.....Trevor Mach! Troy looked livid, but he couldn't do anything about it, as suddenly Danny Leung burst out of the cake and clocked Troy over the head with a chair. The rest of the Unbreakables quickly rushed down to the ring to brawl with Greed while Danny continued to attack Troy. April Jeanette panicked as Lady M's rushed in her direction. AJ got out of the ring and backed into  the crowd barrier. That is when someone we haven't seen for a long time jumped over the guard rail. It was none other then Nani, now know as Nanimura, the woman that instilled new found confidence in Danny. She and M's cornered AJ and forced her running into the crowd. Little Mac tried to finally bring order to the chaos, but the chaos wasn't over yet, as Akinan rushed down to the ring and chased him off as well. The show ended with a ruined wedding....who woulda thunk it. Danny Leung stood over the bloody Global World Champion and finally got his revenge.



EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 3-Way Match: Billy Tharpe beat Amigo and Hashim Al-Singh (6:08) with a Tharpeshooter Submission on Hashim.
2. Interpromotional Tag Team Match: Moz/Dynamic Dougie beat Punk Master Teck[FSW]/Dre Money[FSW] (7:43) when Dougie hit the Dynamic DDT on Teck.
2. E-1 Climax Block B: Maurice[2] beat Randy no Kachi[2] (5:54) with a KO Punch.
3. E-1 Climax Block A: Danny Leung[2] beat Kinniku Mike[2] (6:03) with a Superkick.
4. E-1 Climax Block B: Ness[3] beat Matt Wilson[0] (3:21) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
5. E-1 Climax Block A: Akinan[2] beat Swift[2] (5:58) with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam.  
6. E-1 Climax Block B: Tack Angel[2] vs. Trevor Mach[3] (30:00) Went to a Time Limit Draw.
7. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy[3] vs. w00t[1] (9:50) Ended in a Double Countout.

Block A
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Troy [3]
Swift [2]
Danny Leung [2]
w00t [1]
Akinan [2]
Kinniku Mike [2]

Block B
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Tack Angel [2]
Trevor Mach [3]
Ness [3]
Randy no Kachi [2]
Maurice [2]
Matt Wilson [0]

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Sanctum Ultimatum Opening Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQCEgExbhc8

PART 1

Tack Angel: My story.....it's an interesting one. Highs and lows....epic battles...and of course shenanigans. Through all of this....I was always just me....just Tack Angel. But.....once I felt like I was losing myself....losing who I was. When that happens...you have to find yourself again....at all costs. Please....listen to my story



Tracy: Tack....Tack? Are you ready to.....awwww....he's asleep in his chair....he must have been exhausted. Ever since he lost that title...he's just not the same.

*Tracy covers Tack with a blanket.*



Tracy: Tack....I know you're asleep...but if you can hear me....I love you...win or lose...I'll always love you....so try not to worry so much ok? Find your smile again Tack Angel. Find your smile.

*Tracy kisses Tack on the forehead and walks out of the room.*



Tack Angel: ....find my....smile...but who am I anymore? Zzzzzz.....



Tack Angel: WHOA! Where am I? What is this place? Hello? HELLO?! Where am I?! This place....it feels....familiar. But how do I get out of here? This must be a dream. It has to be! I'm so confused...and....alone.

*POOF*



Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: BOOSH!

Tack Angel: TREVOR?! How the hell did you get into my dream?!

Trevor Mach: Do what now?

Tack Angel: How did you get here?

Trevor Mach: Oh....I dunno. What is this place?

Tack Angel: I don't know. I thought it had to be a dream, but here you are....I'm just as confused as you are.

Trevor Mach: Oh....well...what's in that door over there?

Tack Angel: What door? Hey! Where did that come from?

Trevor Mach: We should totally check it out.

Tack Angel: You think?

Trevor Mach: Well it's that or stand around here.

Tack Angel: Good point....this place...feels so familiar....I can't explain it....let's hope the answers are on the other side of that door.



Trevor Mach: Great....now where are we?

Tack Angel: I....I know this place. It's Edo.....the Saikyo Dojo! This is where I trained before going into wrestling.

Trevor Mach: I know..I totally see you over there.

Tack Angel: Yeah...wait what?

Trevor Mach: Look over there.

Tack Angel: Oh my....that....that IS ME!

Trevor Mach: Black Belt Tack....man....you look a lot different now.

Black Belt Tack: Hyah. Hyah! HYAH!

Master Hibiki: Good. You have a lot of potential Tack....certainly more then my nephew Dan.

Black Belt Tack: Thank you Master but.....

Master Hibiki: What is it Tack?

Black Belt Tack: I'm not so sure....about my own abilities. What makes me special? I'm nobody.

Master Hibiki: So much doubt in you.....but you must let that go Tack. You must set aside the doubt and see what I see. You must push yourself with unending resolve. Seriously......Dan's not doing the Saikyo style any favors....I sort of need you.

Black Belt Tack: I....I'll do my best.

Tack Angel: I remember this. I never did quite get over that doubt.

Trevor Mach: This coming from the dude that whooped my ass. You were the Global World Champion for crying out loud! You jumped off the cage!

Tack Angel: Still....I couldn't stop the inevitable...I lost the title....I lost my self respect....I lost it all.

Trevor Mach: Hey...you still got me buddy....and Tracy's always going to be there for you.

Tack Angel: Yeah....but still..what I would give to tell that guy to run away now.

Trevor Mach: ....

Black Belt Tack: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Trevor Mach: OH HELL HE CAN HEAR US!!!

Tack Angel: Uh....you can see us?

Black Belt Tack: Well yes...you're standing right here. I'm sorry I didn't notice you before....can I help you?

Tack Angel: Well I....uh....

Black Belt Tack: Wait a second...you....you look like me!

Tack Angel: I think I am you!

Black Belt Tack: But...you can't be me....I'm ME!

Trevor Mach: Man this is trippy.

Black Belt Tack: I don't know what this is all about, but what were trying to tell me earlier?

Tack Angel: Well uh....me.....I was going to say that you should...

?: GIVE UP!



Tack Angel and Black Belt Tack: WHAT?! WHO ARE YOU?!

?: I am the darkness in the hearts of the weak. Black Belt Tack....is one such weakling. You allow your doubt to cloud you....to cover you in darkness. Now all that is left for you to do....is give up.

Black Belt Tack: I....uh.....

Tack Angel: NO! Don't listen to him. I don't know what he wants, but if he wants to pick a fight I say we stand up to him....together.

Black Belt Tack: .....Yeah.....let's do it!

Trevor Mach: Two's great, but three is better! I'm in too! BOOSH!

?: Confidence I see...but perhaps....too late? We shall find out, as you face your doubt head on.

Trevor Mach: Zoinks! It's a g-g-g-g-GHOST!

Tack Angel: I ain't afraid of no ghosts!



-Ghost of Doubt attacks with a Dark Wave. 100 Damage to the party.

Trevor Mach: Ow! Son of a bitch!

-Trevor Mach attacks with a Macha Ye. 120 Damage to the Ghost of Doubt.-

-Tack Angel attacks with a High Kick. 100 Damage to the Ghost of Doubt.-

-Black Belt Tack defends.-

Tack Angel: Hey! You gotta fight this guy!

Black Belt Tack: ......

Ghost of Doubt: No hope....just give up.

Tack Angel: NO! DON'T GIVE UP!

-Ghost of Doubt unleashes Negative Hell Wave. 200 Damage to the party.-

Trevor Mach: Whoa! This guy packs a wallop! Lemme try something!

-Trevor Mach attacks with PSI Burning Hammer. 500 Damage to the Ghost of Doubt.-

Trevor Mach: Hey! Wherever we are the psychic powers work again! BOOSH! You try it Tack!

Tack Angel: Oh....alright then!

-Tack Angel attacks with PSI Heavenly Flash. 700 Damage to the Ghost of Doubt.-

Tack Angel: WOW! We can do this! Come on Black Belt Tack! Don't give up!

Black Belt Tack: ....k..

-Black Belt Tack attacks with a Flurry Barrage. But he misses.-

Black Belt Tack: I CAN'T DO IT!

Tack Angel: NO!

Ghost of Doubt: You're right...you can't do it....you should just give up Tack....

Tack Angel: No....I will not give up! We won't give up! Come on Black Belt Tack! This time...we'll attack together.

Black Belt Tack: ....Right!

-Ghost of Doubt attacks with a Dark Wave. 150 Damage to the party.

-Trevor Mach attacks with a Macha Ye. 130 Damage to Ghost of Doubt.-

Trevor Mach: He's wide open guys! Finish him!

Tack Angel: RIGHT!

Black Belt Tack: RIGHT!

-Tack Angel and Black Belt Tack attacked with a Double Rider Kick. 999 Damage to the Ghost of Doubt. The Ghost of Doubt is Defeated!-

-Trevor Mach LEVEL UP! Trevor Mach reaches Level 55!-

-Tack Angel LEVEL UP! Tack Angel reaches Level 54!-

-Black Belt Tack LEVEL UP! Black Belt Tack reaches Level 10!-



Trevor Mach: OK....now THAT...was FUN!

Tack Angel: Where did the other guy go?!

Black Belt Tack: I think he went back through that strange black portal, and now that's gone too.

Tack Angel: Damn....I think he had answers.

Trevor Mach: Well it looks like that ghost dropped this crystal.

Tack Angel: Huh? What is it?

Black Belt Tack: It's our confidence.

Tack Angel: It is? How do you know?

Black Belt Tack: I don't know....I just do. You should take it with you. Thanks to you....I'm going to try harder and erase this doubt from my mind.

Tack Angel: Heh...sounds good. Maybe this...."confidence"...will help me find out just what is going on.

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack, I think our door is open again. We had better get going.

Tack Angel: Right...well...farewell.....me.

Black Belt Tack: Hey...before you go...what were you going to tell me earlier?

Tack Angel: Oh....I was going to tell you....never give up...you'll achieve your dreams someday.

Black Belt Tack: Thanks....I'll take that to heart. Farewell.



Tack Angel: Well that was interesting....whoa....look at the crystal?

*The Crystal of Confidence radiated with light, as another doorway opened up. The Crystal then set itself on top of the previous door.*

Trevor Mach: OK....so the plan is to get the crystals and open the doors? Sounds like a video game or something.

Tack Angel: This is quite elaborate for a dream.

Trevor Mach: If this was a dream Tali and I would be using Twinkies to float down a river of Dr. Pepper.

Tack Angel: Is that what you dream about?!

Trevor Mach: HA! What do you dream about?

Tack Angel: I haven't had any dreams lately. I used to have a dream....but now...I don't dream anymore.

Trevor Mach: Well..if this IS a dream...it's certainly making up for lost time. If it isn't....well how about we go and find a NEW dream.

Tack Angel: Yes...let's do that. I feel...cold..

Trevor Mach: Well then...let's get the hell out of here.

Tack Angel: Yeah....let's do that.



Trevor and Tack Angel: WHOOOOOAAAA!!!!

*SPLASH!*

Trevor Mach: What a landing. Wait a minute....I know the garbage taste of this water....we're back in Fourside!

Tack Angel: Yeah...right place....but wrong time.

Trevor Mach: Huh?

Tack Angel: Look up at the bridge.

Trevor Mach: WHOA! That's you! AGAIN!

Tack Angel: *Sigh* The John Tack gimmick....please don't make me relive this.

Trevor Mach: Oh come on! That gimmick was mad over! YOU CAN'T SEE ME! Classic!

Tack Angel: Ugh....I wonder why we are here? This looks like one of my first dates with Tracy. Those were some crazy times.

Trevor Mach: Yeah...remember when she was Travis and I walked in on her in the showers?

Tack Angel: You did what now?

Trevor Mach: Nothing! Let's go shall we.



Trevor Mach: So...what's the plan?

Tack Angel: I have no idea. I don't know why were at the dojo, and I have no idea what we are doing here. None of this makes sense. Hey slow down! You're going to get their attention!

Trevor Mach: Relax! I think I know what's going on here! Somehow, you and I stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator and vanished. We awake to find ourselves leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that our next leap....will be the leap home. What do you think Tack? Tack?



John Tack: Yes...is there something I can do for you Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Oops! Well...I...uh...was just saying something about....uh....

John Tack: You look very different by the way.

Trevor Mach: Yeah....you too. Oh boy.



Tracy: Tack? Where did you go Tack?

Tack Angel: Oh hell. Trevor walked off with the wrong Tack! Uh...should I let her see me? Wow....I forgot how beautiful she is. I guess I've been spending too much time worrying about the Global World Title. She's really great....she's always been there for me. All I have been is distant. I hope she still knows how much I love her.

Tracy: Tack? Is that you behind the wall?

Tack Angel: Damn....I need to keep my monologues to myself! Uh...yeah...it's me....but don't come around...I'm uh....taking a leak.

Tracy: Oh...hehe...that's not like you Tack....but it is funny.

Tack Angel: Tell me about it. So...are you...are you having a good time on our date?

Tracy: Of course I am Tack! You're showing me a wonderful time.

Tack Angel: Good....I'm glad. I want you to be happy.....I always want you to smile...it make me smile. You know that right?

Tracy: Of course I do Tack. Is everything ok? Are you alright?

Tack Angel: I am better then ok...as long as I have you.

Tracy: Oh Tack.

John Tack: Oh there you are Tracy! You've gotta hear this weird story from Trevor. He says there is another Tack roaming about.

Tracy: What?

John Tack: Yeah...what a story Trevor.

Tack Angel: Actually....it's quite true.

John Tack: WHA?!

Tracy: Tack?

Tack Angel: Hi Tracy...uh...hehe....



?: Tack was just saying goodbye, before he loses the most important thing in his life.

John Tack: Whoa! Who is that?!

Trevor Mach: That douche bag has caused us trouble before! Let's get him Tacks!

?: Oh no....this time...the battle falls to Tack Angel alone.

Trevor Mach: Snap! I can't move!

John Tack: Me either! TRACY! HANG ON!

?: And now....the Ghost of Apathy will take Tracy away forever...not like you care right Tack?

Tack Angel: NO! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! YOU WANT HER.....YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!

?: Then let's see what you've got.



-Ghost of Apathy attacks with a Vortex Wave. 200 Damage to Tack Angel.-

-Tack Angel attacks with a Spinning Back Fist. 70 Damage to Ghost of Apathy.-

-Ghost of Apathy attacks with a Dark Grasp. 115 Damage to Tack Angel.-

-Tack Angel attacks with PSI Heavenly Flash. 450 Damage to Ghost of Apathy.-

Ghost of Apathy: You will loooosssseeee....Tracy....everything.

Tack Angel: NO!

-Ghost of Apathy attacks with a Vortex Wave. Tack Angel Evades.-

-Tack Angel attacks with a Rider Kick. Ghost of Apathy Evades.-

Ghost of Apathy: She will die.

-Ghost of Apathy attacks with a Dark Grasp. 150 to Tracy.-

Tracy: AH!

Tack Angel: TRACY NO!

John Tack: TACK! STOP THAT GHOST NOW! SAVE THE WOMAN WE LOVE!

Tack Angel: Right...the woman we love....RIGHT! RIIIIGHT!

-Tack Angel attacks with a Rider Kick OMEGA. 999 Damage to Ghost of Apathy. Ghost of Apathy Defeated.-

-Tack Angel LEVEL UP! Tack Angel Reaches Level 55!-



Tracy: Tack, thank you so much for saving me.

John Tack: Yeah...thanks for being there when I couldn't be.

Tack Angel: But...if I was there...then you were there.

John Tack: Oh yeah.

Trevor Mach: MY BRAAAAIN!

Tracy: That ghost...it left this crystal.

Tack Angel: I wonder what this is for.

John Tack: Compassion....it's a Crystal of Compassion. I don't know how I know.

Trevor Mach: It's a Tack thing.

Tracy: Take this Tack...I believe it belongs to you. Now make sure you get home and give...."me"...a big kiss. Hold her...and never let her go.

Tack Angel: I will....thank you.

Trevor Mach: That's our cue Tacker.

Tack Angel: Goodbye.....



*The Crystal of Compassion opened yet another door, before settling upon the second door.*

Trevor Mach: Door #3....you ready to hit this?

Tack Angel: I don't know what is going on or why....but if it means going home....let's do it.

To Be Continued...



Sanctum Ultimatum Closing Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zuI9A8uaB4

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Sanctum Ultimatum Opening Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQCEgExbhc8

PART 2

Tack Angel: What was going on here? Trevor and I found ourselves locked in some sort of strange journey. It all felt like a dream, and yet I felt the stakes were real. We seemed to be traveling to different times and places, with some dark force pitting us against monsters that seemed to feed on hope and prey on my fears. These crystals...what are they really? I couldn't explain anything...I had no answers....all I could do...was push on.



Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: HA! We're in Onett....and it's not a smoking crater in the ground. That's hilarious!

Tack Angel: Are you sure this is Onett? I mean it looks like Onett, but look at the signs...."City-ville".

Trevor Mach: Huh? I guess it's not Onett....makes sense....this place doesn't reek of ash and dead bodies. BOOSH!

?: WATCH OUT!

Trevor Mach: Whoa! Who was that?

Tack Angel: No way.....I don't believe it....IT CAN'T BE!


THEME SONG: GO! GO! ATTACK! KAMEN RIDER TACK!

-Lyrics-

FIGHTER! FIGHTER! Go on be a fighter!
RIDER! RIDER! Kick ass Kamen Rider!

Give em a Rider Punch to the face!
Spill bad guy blood all over the place!
PUNCH! JUMP! KICK! That guy was dick and he deserved to die anway!!!

FIGHTER! FIGHTER! Go on be a fighter!
RIDER! RIDER! Kick ass Kamen Rider!

Come on rider go save the day!
If they try to stop you they'll totally pay!
And by pay I mean a totally painful Rider Kick to the face!

Can you feel.....the shining justice? As you tear down all the walls.
Beat the ass of E.V.I.L, and kick them in the balls

FIGHTER! FIGHTER! Go on be a fighter!
RIDER! RIDER! Kick ass Kamen Rider!

GO! GO! ATTACK!

KAAAAAMAAAAN RIIIIIIDER TACK!!!

\

Tack Angel: WHAT?! KAMEN RIDER......TACK?!

Trevor Mach: Dude....where did that theme music come from?

Kamen Rider Tack: Get back civilians! I am too weak to continue this fight against E.V.I.L. Their newest creation is much too powerful for me.

Tack Angel: E.V.I.L? Kamen Rider Tack?!

Kamen Rider Tack: You've heard of me?

Tack Angel: I AM YOU! But....I have never done this before. This isn't my life!

Trevor Mach: Did we take a wrong turn at Albuquerque? Wait...I could totally see you dreaming about this Tack. Maybe it really is a dream.

Kamen Rider Tack: What? Wait....holy hell...you DO look like me.

Tack Angel: It's a long story that even I don't understand, but needless to say you are me and I am you.

Kamen Rider Tack: Well then...maybe you can help me. I've got a long story too, but all you need to know right now is that my enemies have recently found a new ally and he has helped them create some sort of monster I can't handle. Perhaps, a fresh Tack with the Rider Belt can make a difference!

Tack Angel: Rider Belt! Where I come from I'm the BIGGEST Kamen Rider Fan!

Trevor Mach: He is...he really is.

Tack Angel: I have always wanted to be a Kamen Rider! As long as I can remember....I thought about hiding behind a mask...and being a hero...because a Kamen Rider could be more of a hero then Tack Angel ever could.

Trevor Mach: Uh...Tack? I know you're having some issues brought on by some flashback, but if you could go kill the bad guy really quick that would be great.

Tack Angel: Right....give me the belt. I'm ready for this!

Kamen Rider Tack: Go get him!

Tack Angel: HENSHIN!



Tack Angel: NOW....I AM....KAMEN RIDER TACK! Taking down E.V.I.L for GREAT JUSTICE! HYAH!

Kamen Rider Tack: Um....I totally never do that....EVER.

Tack Angel: Oh...anyways....where is this bad gu.....OH MY GOD!



Trevor Mach: SHIT! It's a GIANT TROY!

Kamen Rider Tack: Does that look familiar to you?!

Tack Angel: Uh....yeah....Troy...the guy that....defeated me.

Kamen Rider Tack: What?

Trevor Mach: Another one of those long stories we keep chatting about. Tack, go kick his ass!

Tack Angel: Right! HYAH!

-Tack Angel attacks with a Rider Punch. 10 Damage to Mecha Troy.-

Tack Angel: That didn't do much!

Trevor Mach: Lemme try! BOOSH!

-Trevor Mach attacks with a Macha Ye. 0 Damage to Mecha Troy. 10 Recoil Damage to Trevor.-

Trevor Mach: OW! MY KNEE!! BAD IDEA! REALLY BAD IDEA!

Kamen Rider Tack: Back away! We have to figure out a way to fight this guy hard! He has some sort of shield I think! I don't know how to break it!

Tack Angel: Oh now you tell me!

-Tack Angel attacks with a Rider Kick. 10 Damage to Mecha Troy.-

-Mecha Troy attacks with Punt Kick. 200 Damage to Tack.-

Tack Angel: Oh wow! He hits like a sack of bricks inside of a freight train!

Trevor Mach: That made NO sense!

Kamen Rider Tack: Watch out! We're nearing E.V.I.L HQ!

*The battle between Tack Angel in the Rider Suit and Mecha Troy continued all over town until they reached the front of the E.V.I.L HQ.*

Mr. Mach: Kamen Rider Tack....and......another Tack?! Now I'm confused.

Kamen Rider Tack: Watch out! Mr. Mach is on top of the E.V.I.L building!

Trevor Mach: Mr. WHO?

Mr. Mach: Hey....who is that sexy bitch down there?

Trevor Mach: Hey....who is that sexy bitch up there?

Mr. Mach: Kamen Rider Tack, you fight in vain, this monster is imbued by power instilled by my new friend....who won't give me his name.

?: Tack, I see you wield the armor of your hero. However, the Mecha Troy is protected by a shield that a Kamen Rider can't penetrate. Heroes come in all shapes and sizes....I'm afraid a Kamen Rider can't save you now, and if you want this Crystal....you'll have to find another way.

Tack Angel: I don't understand....a different kind of hero? Kamen Rider is a hero....what am I supposed to do?

Kamen Rider Tack: Other Tack...I think he means you have to drop the armor!

Tack Angel: What? But then...how am I going to beat him?

Trevor Mach: More company guys!



?: My Ghost of Loss...will merge with the machine...you're greatest fears....combined.

Tack Angel: Loss? What am I afraid to lose? My identity?

Kamen Rider Tack: Fall back!



Tack Angel: The crystal....it's following me....but I can't touch it.

Kamen Rider Tack: I don't know what that is, but I think I know what that guy was talking about. This monster....wasn't meant for me...he's here for you...not Kamen Rider Tack...but Tack.

Tack Angel: Me? But I'm not hero!

Trevor Mach: BOWL-SHIT! You're kick ass hero Tack! Consummate Protagonist remember?! You're not afraid of Troy....machine or man....you're not afraid of loss...cause you know who you are! Be Tack Angel!

Mr. Mach: Shut up....you're not helping.

Trevor Mach: Kiss my ass....me.

Tack Angel: A rare moment of clarity for Trevor, but he's right...he's absolutely right. I'm not Kamen Rider Tack....I'm TACK ANGEL. I don't need the powers....I don't need the BELT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOOOOOOW!

Trevor Mach: WHOA!



-Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy attacks with a Punt Kick. Tack Angel Evades.-

-Tack Angel attacks with a Spinning Back Fist. 100 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy.-

-Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy attacks with a Dark Overdrive Wave. 400 Damage to Tack Angel.-

Tack Angel: UGH!

Kamen Rider Tack: You can do it! Give it everything you've got!

Tack Angel: Everything I've got....you beat me once Troy....I won't let it happen again!

-Tack Angel attacks with PSI Angel's Wings. 999 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy.-



?: You grow stronger....but so do I. That means...I make my own rules. If you want this crystal...you have to come get it.

Tack Angel: GET BACK HERE!

Mr. Mach: Nice meeting you Trevor....gotta go!

Trevor Mach: Man.....that guy's an ass!

Kamen Rider Tack: They are running off to E.V.I.L HQ. You wanna go after them?

Tack Angel: Hell yeah. The shield is shattered and we need that crystal. If he's going to change the supposed "rules" of this game....then so will I. Let's get them...together.

Trevor Mach: Now you're talking my language! BOOSH!



Mr. Mach: I've gotta tell ya...it's great being the mad leader of E.V.I.L, but I can't stand all the noise around here.

Ms. Tali: *sigh* That would be the red alert. You know...the sound it makes....WHEN WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

Mr. Mach: SNAP! They followed us?

Ms. Tali: No shit Sherlock.

Trevor Mach: Ok.....here is the plan....Escape Pod....GO!

Ms. Tali: *Facepalm*



Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Kamen Rider Tack: Huh..a knee to the face is super effective. Maybe it's better then the Rider Kick?

Trevor Mach: It could be...but it's also copyrighted.

Kamen Rider Tack: Oh.

Tack Angel: Guys, we've got company!

Monster: RAWR! I am Gryffdor!

Tack Angel: Hi Gryffdor. Do you enjoy being alive?

Gryffdor: Uh....yeah?

Tack Angel: Do you want to keep it that way?

Gryffdor: Uh....huh.

Tack Angel: Then you should realize that you're surrounded, and the best option for you is to run away.

Gryffdor: Good point.....BYE!

Trevor Mach: Bah! What a useless guy!

Kamen Rider Tack: This way guys!



Tack Angel: Trevor! We have to go this way!

Trevor Mach: Just a second! Looky! It's another Rider Belt!

Kamen Rider Tack: That must be the Kaiser Belt! I heard they were working on a new belt!

Trevor Mach: Kaiser Belt? Try the Machismo Belt!

Tack Angel: But Trevor, the whole point of this world was to realize that I am strong enough just as I am!

Trevor Mach: This is true, but you're the one who had an identity crisis. I've always been cool with who I am!

Kamen Rider Tack: He's....got a point.

Tack Angel: Alright fine! Take it!

Trevor Mach: Ha! It's go time bitches! HENSHIN BOOSH!



Trevor Mach: Kamen Rider Mach! Ready to kick some ass for Great Justice!

Tack Angel: OK...now that you mention it...that does sound a bit lame.

Kamen Rider Tack: Told ya! If you can't trust yourself who can you trust?



Tack Angel: You again! You ready for Round 2?!

?: So...you actually decided to show...and you're thinking outside of the box with your Rider tag team. That's good....I want my opponent at his best....because it means I am at my best. Defeat the Ghost of Loss....if you can.



-Tack Angel attacks with a Spinning Back Fist. 200 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy.-

-Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy attacks with a Dark Overdrive Wave. 400 Damage to Party.-

-Trevor Mach attacks with a Rider Knee. 300 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy.-

-Kamen Rider Tack attacks with a Rider Punch. 290 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy.-

-Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy attacks with a Punt Kick. 200 Damage to Tack.-

Trevor Mach: I think he wants a piece of you Tack!

Tack Ange: I got that vibe!

-Tack Angel attacks with PSI Heavenly Flash. 517 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy.-

-Kamen Rider Tack and Trevor Mach attack with a Double Rider Punch. 753 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy.-

-Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy attacks with a Dark Overdrive Wave. 400 Damage to Party.-

-Tack Angel attacks with PSI Angel's Wings. 999 Damage to Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy. Ghost of Loss/Mecha Troy is Defeated!-

-Tack Angel LEVEL UP! Tack Angel reaches Level 56!-

-Trevor Mach LEVEL UP! Trevor Mach reaches Level 56!-

-Kamen Rider Tack LEVEL UP! Kamen Rider Tack reaches Level 48!-

?: Another win for Tack Angel...your light grows....but soon....you will be veiled in darkness....and now that the virtues are almost revealed...the true test is coming.

Tack Angel: WAIT! GET BACK HERE! WAIT!



Kamen Rider Tack: Thanks again guys. Because of you the monster is defeated, you've driven E.V.I.L's ally back to the shadows, and you've liberated this belt!

Trevor Mach: Uh yeah...about that....are you sure that I can't keep that?

Kamen Rider Tack: I have a feeling it should stay here, but this crystal...it should go with the other Tack.

Tack Angel: Thank you.

Kamen Rider Tack: I don't know how I know this, but I fell that crystal is....identity.....self.

Tack Angel: I know....thank you Kamen Rider Tack. You're a great hero.

Kamen Rider Tack: So are you.

Tack Angel: Heh. Goodbye.



*The Crystal of Self radiates with light and sits atop the third door. No new doors open*

Trevor Mach: Uh....where is the next door?

Tack Angel: I have no idea....it feels....it feels different this time.

Trevor Mach: Oh great...how could this get any worse?



Trevor Mach: Uh....who turned off the lights? What happened?

Tack Angel: *sigh* It got worse.

To Be Continued...



Sanctum Ultimatum Closing Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zuI9A8uaB4


 

Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: I am still UTTERLY confused by that movie you made me watch Tack.

Tack Angel: What? Urusei Yatsura 2 is a great movie! I figured considering out recent "adventure" it would have been relevant.

Trevor Mach: I'm just saying....time loop....post apocalypse.....city on the back of a turtle...and dreams.....quite a bit of shenanigans in one movie.

Tack Angel: Ah man! I LOVE shenanigans!

Trevor Mach: I know! I dunno....Swift....what do you think about it.

Swift: I think if Tack gets in my way I'm going to humble the poor bastard.

Trevor Mach: Are we STILL on this!?

Tack Angel: It's OK Trev. Listen to me Swift, I understand you've got the tunnel vision on the Global World Championship. I'm looking forward to that eventual 3-Way match myself. I'm ready more then ever to reclaim that title and I will give it all I've got, not because I have to anymore....not because I need to....but because I WANT to.

Trevor Mach: And the Oscar goes to Tacker! You're both forgetting something, I'm going to win the E-1 and take on the winner, so you're both screwed BOOSH!

Ryan IQ: STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU PUNKS!

Trevor Mach: Uh oh it's....WHOA! What happened to you?

Ryan IQ: What do you mean?

Trevor Mach: Monocle....twirly mustache...who are you? Snidely Whiplash?

Ryan IQ: None of your business! You guys have a lot of explaining to do! You guys helped that son of a bitch Danny Leung ruin the wedding I PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO!

Trevor Mach: HA!

Tack Angel: WHAT?! I didn't do anything! But....I wish I did.

Ryan IQ: Exactly! I see what's going on here! A coalition against the champion is forming! I won't let it happen! Mach! You've gotten on my bad side one time too many. I'm going to make your life a living hell!

Trevor Mach: Then you better shave the stache cause you are HILARIOUS!

Ryan IQ: Grrr....payback is coming Mach! Payback on YOU! Payback on The Unbreakables! Payback on Tack Angel! Most importantly....payback on EBW's new Public Enemy #1 Danny Leung!

Trevor Mach: You think you scare me IQ? I WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING YOU FOOL!

Ryan IQ: You were?

Trevor Mach: No.....I can't back that up.

Tack Angel: *Facepalm*

Ryan IQ: I have got my eye on you gentlemen!



Nerma: There he is....ASK HIM!

Hater: NYAH!

Danny Leung: .....

Hater: Danny...I hate a lot of things, but....

Danny Leung: NOT NOW! I've got a match to win and I need to get in my new gear.

Hater: But I....

Nanimura: Danny needs to get ready, please excuse us.

Nerma: Well look at that....another couple have rekindled the flame...I wish another man would STEP UP LIKE THAT!

Hater: NYAH!!!

The E-1 keeps on rolling! The results so far have been quite unpredictable, but the biggest tournament of the year is far from over. Several huge matches have yet to take place, and the finals are far from determined. Some wrestlers are hitting ruts while others look poised to capture a second wind. How would this all play out? We would soon find out.

The show started with another match up between Hashim Al-Singh and newcomer Billy Tharpe. Hashim has taken losses from the newcomer in embarrassing fashion, and demanded this match to regain his honor. Billy Tharpe gleefully accepted and came out swinging. Hashim was utterly confused by the crazy style of EBW's latest oddball. Billy pulled off some crazy moves like his now signature noogie special, but he also trapped Hashim in the ropes and went high risk with an elbow off the top turnbuckle to the outside. Hashim was exhausted as he tried to keep up, but eventually the manic Billy Tharpe rolled him with a school boy pin to get another big win.

Next up, the newly formed Ensiders came out in fore to tangle with FSW's Equation in an Interpromotional 4-on-4 Match. From the get go it was obvious that Strong and the other Ensiders would have difficulty working together, while Ahmed had his troops doing everything they needed to. The rookies of Equation were looking good, but Ensiders had the experience, the talent, and home field advantage. The balance was shifted as Ninten made his way out, which got the attention of Ness from backstage. As Ness tried to come out he was suddenly blindsided by none other then Rude. The former Royal Crown Champion turned FSW star then made his way out to the ring and assisted Ahmed in hitting the Number Crunch on Olly Oliver to get the cheap win. Equation was caught off guard by the formation of Ensiders, but it's obvious they still have more tricks up their sleeves.



Ryan IQ: Mr. IQ is throwing the hammer down toni.....uh...what is wrong with the Champ?

Little Mac: Well he's obviously "miffed" ....to say the least.

Ryan IQ: Troy, I know you want payback, but you're the champion! You have men who can handle this for you! I'm sure your mentor Little Mac and the rest of Greed would be happy to bring Danny to you. Right Mac?

Little Mac: Actually, I was going to be keeping an eye on Akinan during that match. You send the others to deal with Danny. You might not think he's a threat, but the big man is a killing machine and I'll see to it that he is kept away from the title.

Ryan IQ: Oh...well...we'll get someone to....oh my....he's literally red...and is that....yeah....that's actual steam coming out of his ears. Let's get to work people!

The E-1 kicked off for the night with an athletic first time encounter between Royal Crown Champion Trevor Mach and rookie Randy no Kachi. Randy was looking good against The Unbreakables leader in the ground work and exchanges of strikes. The big match implications really brought out the best in Randy, but he still found himself the victim of a solid Macha Ye late in the match. Instead of getting pinned, Randy rolled out of the ring to recover. Trevor applauded the effort and played to the crowd. He then noticed as Ryan IQ was sending out the red shirts. He jumped out of the ring to try and get Randy back in, but the red shirts cut him off. Trevor got a laugh out of the crowd as he circled the ring with security chasing him. He finally got to Randy and got him to his feet just in time for both of them to duck a double clothesline. Randy and Trevor then attacked with a double drop kick of their own. Unfortunately, they weren't paying attention and were both counted out. They both had to share a point a piece, but shook hands afterward in a show of respect. The Red Shirts tried a double spear from opposite directions, but Trevor and Randy jumped onto the ring apron and the red shirts collided.

Next up, the new Public Enemy #1 of EBW, Danny Leung made his way out in new ring gear and with a new attitude against the big man Akinan. Little Mac, Hashim, and Maurice were out there immediately to get involved, which made things unpredictable. Danny was attacking with high energy, and it was obvious that the days of the brooding emo were over. With Nanimura in his corner, Danny was holding his own with the big man Akinan. Akinan was holding up his end as well with his big power slams, but Mac's distraction factor was too much, as he ate a Superkick out of nowhere and was pinned by Danny Leung. A big win for Public Enemy #1. After the match Hashim and TV Champion Maurice tried to get to Danny, but he kept them at bay with a flurry of kicks before taking off and gloating in the face of Ryan IQ.



After the match, Global World Champion Troy attempted to get to Danny in the back, but standing in his way were tag team champions and co #1 contenders Tack Angel and Swift.



Troy: OUT OF MY F***ING WAY YOU F****TS!

Swift: Not a chance kid. You might think you're hot sh*t around here, but you just try getting by all of us.

Tack Angel: Why should I let you by? So you can go after Danny? Or...are you going to hit Nanimura....kind of like how you laid hands on Tracy. No, it's not going to happen. Ryan IQ was right, there is a coalition forming to take you down, but we're not the low down and dirty type. We're not going to make it unfair, but we're going to make damn sure that Danny Leung is 100% when you two finally meet again. We're going to make sure that Swift and I are at our best for our title match. So back off now, or you're going to have trouble.

Troy: ....When did you get your balls back? Maybe I didn't embarrass you enough before. Maybe I have to take Tracy just like I took AJ!

Danny Leung: Son...

Tack Angel: ...of a....

Swift: BITCH!

The three were about to get into Troy's face when security and the rest of the Unbreakables got in the way.

Order was restored, and the E-1 continued, as a "new" Tack Angel made his way down to the ring to continue Matt Wilson's block of hell. Tack was back to top form and dominated the match with stiff, precise kicks and strikes. Ryan IQ made his way out with the Red Shirts, only to be cut off by Swift of all people. The tag champs may be ready to destroy each other over the Global World Title, but they are working together for now. Tack won the match with a Standing Shirinai Kai to score 2 points and win his first match on the E-1.



The next match brought another big time limit draw epic. This time it was between Swift and w00t. In a hard hitting encounter, Swift proved that he is ready for his match with Troy and Tack, while w00t stepped up his game to prove he is still and always has been main event worthy. The brawler and the genius brought the best out of each other and ended the match with one point apiece.

Ness of the Ensiders pulled off a big win following the attack by Rude earlier in the night, by making short work of the TV Champion. Amigo once again came out to scout Maurice, but did not get involved. Ness was dominant and angry from the events of earlier in the evening and won the match following a Thunder Brainbuster.

In the main event of the evening, Kinniku Mike of The Unbreakables got his big main event moment with the Global World Champion Troy. Troy was dominant and brutal as always, but his distractions lead to Mike getting some big slams in and several near falls. Mike even hit the Release Dragon Suplex, but couldn't keep the champ down. Suddenly, Danny Leung made his way out to get in the face of Troy. This took the champ right out of the match, as he ran up the ramp to fight with Danny. Ryan tried to stop him, but got pushed to the side. The ref had no choice but to count Troy out, and Kinniku Mike celebrated as he won the match and the 2 points by default. Security tried to do everything they could to stop the two enemies, but the show went off the air with a confident Danny Leung holding his own with the champ while Tack Angel and Swift held off Greed. The champ has found himself with his first big challenge. Can he take the heat?



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Singles Match:  Billy Tharpe beat Hashim Al-Singh (5:45) with a Schoolboy Pin.
2. Interpromotional 4-on-4 Match: Professor Ahmed[FSW]/Master Bubu[FSW]/Punk Master Teck[FSW]/Dre Money[FSW] beat Strong/Dynamic Dougie/Moz/Olly Oliver when Ahmed hit the Number Crunch on Olly Oliver.
3. E-1 Climax Block B: Trevor Mach(4) vs. Randy no Kachi(3) (5:19) ended in a Double Countout.
4. E-1 Climax Block A: Danny Leung(4) beat Akinan(2) (7:04) with a Superkick.
5. E-1 Climax Block B: Tack Angel(4) beat Matt Wilson(0) (3:52) with a Standing Shirinai Kai.
6. E-1 Climax Block A: w00t(2) vs. Swift(3) (30:00) Ended in a Time Limit Draw.
7. E-1 Climax Block B: Ness(5) beat Maurice(2) (4:58) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
8. E-1 Climax Block A: Kinniku Mike(4) beat Troy(3) (6:05) via Countout.

Block A
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Troy [3]
Swift [3]
Danny Leung [4]
w00t [2]
Akinan [2]
Kinniku Mike [4]

Block B
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Tack Angel [4]
Trevor Mach [4]
Ness [5]
Randy no Kachi [3]
Maurice [2]
Matt Wilson [0]

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Tack and Trevor to FSW Part Deux



Trevor:  Heya Tackster!  

Tack:  What?  You're gonna rip off my skin too?

Trevor: No.  But I have noticed that you grew your hair out quick.  

Tack: No, you are not pulling this one out.  Not this time!

Trevor: Of course not.  I wouldn't do that to my best friend.  I couldn't even imagine a bald Tack, wink wink.

Tack:  You are gonna make me bald for your next new-look Tack sprite aren't you?

Trevor:  Perhaps...

Tack: Oh jeez...

Trevor: Anyway, where's cousin Skeeter?  Now that we both scored some wins for the E1, we gotta go to FSW soon...

Tack:  Skeeter was only here to visit Trevor.  He went back to Bluffington.

Trevor:  Aww shucks.  No matter.  Your other cousin can come and take his place.  BOOSH!!

Tack: What other cousin?  Why do you have your phone out?  Who are you calling?  How do you even know any of their numbers?  Why are you doing this to me?

Trevor:   Shush!  Hello.  Are you here yet?  Ok ok!  Sheesh, its like you're speaking some other language!!  *click*  He's at the door.  

Tack:  Oh no...



Tack: Watch?  Why did you call Watch?

Trevor: Because Watch is awesome.  Plus it fits.  Listen...........TACK & WATCH!!

Tack:  How did you even know his number?  

Trevor:  I don't know.  His name was just there on  my list.

Tack:  Why is he green??

Trevor:  Because the guy that writes this stuff thinks it would be funny if your family members are all green.  

Tack: Oh lordie...DANNY!!  Just because Trevor wants to push you and remade your sprite ugly, does not mean you  can take it out on me!!!

Trevor:  Who are you talking to?  

Tack:  The guy who is writing this...

Trevor: I don't even know who or what you are talking about...

Tack: Danny!  He writes this!

Trevor: Danny?  He's over yonder busy being mad at Troy.  You talking crazy man.

Tack:  You were just talking about...nevermind.

Trevor:  Anyway, let's have Watch feel at home and we can go to FSW now.

Watch:  click click click click click click

Trevor: Pardon?

Tack: He said he can't wait to join us on our wild adventures.

Trevor: Oh yes!  This is gonna be fun!



Trevor:  Oh yea!  FSW!  Here we come!

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Trevor and Tali discuss the main event scene!

Tali has been away filming The Ultimate Search for Sparkle, so Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting somehow stowed away on the boat, and luckily for us cameras were rolling.  



Trevor Mach: Now THIS is the life. I see why you were happy to accept this coaching gig!

Lady M's: It's hard work too Trev....but...it has its advantages from time to time.

Trevor Mach: Hehehe I must say that anything that gets my lovely lady in a bikini is great.

Lady M's: Oh brother.

Trevor Mach: I can't help but think about EBW though. I mean Troy is the champ and he's got 3 of my good friends breathing down his neck. I have to wonder....which one do I root for?!

Lady M's: Here is a concept for you to grasp Trevtastic. You don't have to root for any one of them. You have for once found yourself off the radar. No where near the main event. You have the Royal Crown Championship, we have the Intergender Tag Team Titles, and you're currently on a cruise with the woman of your dreams. So how about you just relax and enjoy it.

Trevor Mach: Great point! I've only got Ryan IQ to worry about....and what's the worst he could do?  Anyways, speaking of "enjoyment" how about you and I go to your cabin and....

Lady M's: Oops! Time's up!

Trevor Mach: Pardon?



Trevor Mach: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Alyssa Flash: AHA!

Lady M's: Something I can do for you bitch?

Alyssa Flash: Oh that's real cute M's! I KNOW you had Trevor on the boat! How are we supposed to train the rookies when your busy gallivanting with that stupid son of a bitch!

Lady M's: Oh...he's not the only guy on board the boat.

Alyssa Flash: What do you mean?!

Lady M's: ....Shenanigans.

Tack Angel: Ah man! I LOVE shenanigans!

Alyssa Flash: What?! Where did that come from? Why is he here?!

Lady M's: Heh.....heh.....heh....

New TUS is coming so check Sparkle Programming for some awesomeness!

The Ensider/Equation Summit



The growing animosity between EBW's Ensider and FSW's Equation has come to a head, as Master Lu and Tess brought the two teams together for a peace summit of sorts.

Master Lu: Equation....Ensiders....we all know why we're here.

Professor Ahmed: Do we really? I think I know, but do you really know?

Master Lu: I....

Captain Strong: Yeah we know! You punk asses can't wait your turn!

Professor Ahmed: Oh if only it were that simple Strong, but I'm onto your games.

Captain Strong: What games?!

Tess: Guys, stow the testosterone for a minute! We're trying to avoid a war here! Now we've looked passed the Equation invading EBW as long as we can. We can't keep the Ensiders from counter attacking any longer.

Professor Ahmed: It's inevitable that they will invade, and it's been planned for. See, our actions may seem like acts of terror to you, but it's all part of a well laid plan. I've done the calculations, and have determined that the Ensiders are the problem and we are the solution. Guys like Ninten here. Held back by his older brother. He's been too silent for too long. He will speak up soon and....

Ness: If my brother has anything to say he needs to talk to me!

Professor Ahmed: As I was saying....he will speak up soon and reveal a secret that will shake the foundations of EBW.

Ness: What?

Professor Ahmed: Ness, he doesn't wish to speak to you, but I have something to say. How about you let go of that titan grip on the FSW Regional Title and actually give an FSW wrestler a title shot.

Ness: I will put this title on the line any place any time!

Professor Ahmed: Great.....because I'm challenging you for the E-1 PPV. Put that title on the line against me. Once I have the title I'll have the clout in FSW, and I can show you all that you really have no idea what is going on in this little feud.

Ness: You're forgetting about the E-1 Climax. I might just win it after all.

Professor Ahmed: No....you won't....we'll see to that.

The banter continued for hours, but no peace agreement could be reached. It looks like war is still on between Equation and Ensiders.

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E-1 UPDATE! X-cite Card Revealed!

We've seen a lot of great action thus far in the E-1 Climax. Making such highly competitive block has shown that anyone can be beaten, and the best in the sport still have to step up their games if they want to stay at the top. Block A is currently lead by the resurgent Danny Leung begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting and Kinniku Mike, both of The Unbreakables stable. While this team has been forced to battle each often, the stable remains united. Ness has a narrow lead in Block B, but Trevor Mach and Tack Angel are hot on his heels. Tack is attempting to secure another title shot in his quest to take down the dominant champion, while Trevor Mach is looking to win his 2nd E-1 and get a shot at a title he hasn't held since 2008! That's nearly 3 years!  We now move on to X-cite, this will be the final week of the E-1 Climax. The opener will see Amigo get a warm up match against Billy Tharpe before his upcoming TV Title Match against Maurice. Captain Strong and Dynamic Dougie will team to face Rude and Dre Money of the Equation in interpromotional tag team action. Tack Angel will meet rookie Randy no Kachi in the opening E-1 Match in Block B. w00t will have a big test after surviving an epic with Swift when he takes on the big man Akinan. Matt Wilson's Block of Hell will put him on a collision course with the TV Champion Maurice. Swift and Kinniku Mike, two Unbreakable team mates and friends will go toe to toe in what should be a hard hitting power fest. Then we get to one of the matches everyone has been waiting to see, when Trevor Mach and Ness lock up once again. The eternal rivals are sure to deliver. In the main event Danny Leung will get his chance to make history when he takes on his hated rival Global World Champion Troy. Will Danny shock the world, or will he be lucky to survive the onslaught of a pissed off Alpha Beta? Find out on X-cite!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Singles Match:  Amigo vs. Billy Tharpe
2. Interpromotional Tag Team Match: Captain Strong/Dynamic Dougie vs. Rude[FSW]/Dre Money[FSW]
3. E-1 Climax Block B: Tack Angel vs. Randy no Kachi
4. E-1 Climax Block A: w00t vs. Akinan
5. E-1 Climax Block B: Matt Wilson vs. Maurice
6. E-1 Climax Block A: Swift vs. Kinniku Mike
7. E-1 Climax Block B: Trevor Mach vs. Ness
8. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy vs. Danny Leung

Block A
-----------
Troy [3]
Swift [3]
Danny Leung [4]
w00t [2]
Akinan [2]
Kinniku Mike [4]

Block B
-----------
Tack Angel [4]
Trevor Mach [4]
Ness [5]
Randy no Kachi [3]
Maurice [2]
Matt Wilson [0]

We can also confirm that the E-1 Climax 2010 PPV will be taking place in the Twoson Fairgrounds! Generator will be making the first defense of his CXJ Championship against an opponent decided on during the next EBW Xperiment. Then of course we have the big Global World Championship 3-Way Match. Swift has been waiting for this moment since winning the Badass Rumble at Rumble City, but Tack has refused to give up as well and is looking to reclaim the glory he found this year. The main event will see the E-1 Climax Finals. Who will be in the main event? Will we see two rookies battle it out. Will certain wrestlers have to pull double duty in one night? Will past winners get a shot at making history? It's E-1 Climax only on Pay Per View!

E-1 Climax 2010
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. CXJ Championship Match: Generator(c) vs. ?
2. Global World Championship 3-Way: Troy(c) vs. Tack Angel vs. Swift
3. E-1 Climax 2010 Finals: ? vs. ?

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Thanksgiving with the Machs!

After dating for 2 years, Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting finally decided to bring his lovely Lady M's to meet the folks for Thanksgiving Dinner. Tali was expecting many things, but probably not what she ended up getting...



Trevor Mach: Alright Tali, the time has come. You're finally going to meet my parents!

Lady M's: I'm looking forward to it. Ought to make for a couple funny stories I'm sure.

Trevor Mach: I have to warn you though. My folks are a little....off.

Lady M's: This coming from you?! Oh no worries Trevor, I've gotten used to your antics. I don't think anything could possibly top your weirdness.

Trevor Mach: Oooook! You've been warned my love. Let's go!



Trevor Mach: Heya Mom! Heya Dad! Happy Thanksgiving!

Lady M's: Wha......

Father Mach: Well hello and warm Thanksgiving greetings to you my son. It has been rather more then a fortnight since your last visit. I'm so glad that you got my invitation. I made it myself you know. Done in an old style book man's font and printed on eggshell white paper. It's meant to be elegant, yet casual.

Trevor Mach: Aw Dad!

Mother Mach: Now dear you're embarrassing our son in front of his guest!

Trevor Mach: Hiya Ma!

Lady M's: Ma?! That woman....is your MOTHER?!

Trevor Mach: Yep! She sure is!

Mother Mach: And is this the Lady M's we have heard so much about?

Lady M's: I....uh....your mother?

Trevor Mach: She's a little tongue tied Ma. This is Tali, and she is of course the love of my life!

Mother Mach: Glad to hear it son! BOOSH!

Trevor Mach: Ha! BOOSH!

Father Mach: Aw love, such a wonderful concept. I remember the first time I felt the warm embrace I love. I was at a lecture with Dr. Clayton Templeton when....

Mother Mach: Oh dear, don't go boring them with that story. I know you have so many more you're just dying to tell!

Father Mach: Indeed honey, I can spin quite the yarn.

Lady M's: Trevor....I.....

Trevor Mach: I know...my Dad can lay it on a little thick.

Lady M's: I was more shocked about your Mo....

Mother Mach: Dinner is ready everyone! Trevor, why don't you go get your brother Bobby. He's upstairs playing games.

Lady M's: BROTHER?! BOBBY!

Trevor Mach: Yeah I'll get him. Yo BOBBY!

Father Mach: Well, good day my young lady. You truly are the stunning sight my son raved about, and I just love your dress. It's tasteful, yet not too formal. It really suits you.

Lady M's: Oh uh...thank you Mr. Mach.

Father Mach: Please...call me Dad!

Lady M's: Uh...ok?

Father Mach: I really hope you enjoy the spread today. We got the recipes from my good friend Burt Wolf, and of course I fancy myself quite the gourmet cook!

Lady M's: Sounds....great?

Mother Mach: Dear, you're doing it again.

Father Mach: Oh do forgive me my sugarplum. I get so caught up in my tales. Let us partake of this feast in joyous celebration as a family.

Lady M's: Words can not describe...the confusion.



Father Mach: And there they are! My two sons back under one roof!

Bobby Mach: Hiya Bro hehehe!

Trevor Mach: Bob! Long time no see little bro! You're looking...manic as always!

Bobby Mach: Hehe....BOOF!

Trevor Mach: Hey, you're getting closer.

Mother Mach: Please mind the mess Tali. I've been busy getting everything ready.

Lady M's: That's not a problem Mrs. Mach. Just glad to be here. So...you're married to that balding old man over there?

Mother Mach: Oh I know what you're thinking. I actually get this a lot, but he's actually quite the hunk once you get to know him!

Father Mach: Have I ever told you boys about the time I went on an ocean expedition with a certain Mr. Jacques-Yves Cousteau?

Dynamic Dougie: Trust me Trevor.....this story will help put you to sleep after we eat some turkey.

Trevor Mach: Dougie?! What are you doing here? Thought you were living with your mom?

Dynamic Dougie: You mean after you kicked me out of your house? She didn't want me living with here either....I've had to live with your folks!

Trevor Mach: HA!

Father Mach: And it's been quite the pleasure having you with us Dougie. By the way, you all need to try some of my Cornbread Stuffing. A recipe given to me by the great chef....

Dynamic Dougie: I tried it Uncle Mach....it was...*sigh*....the best stuffing I've ever had.

Father Mach: SPLENDID!

Trevor Mach: The food looks great! Ready to chow down Bobby?

Bobby Mach: Chow down...hehehe....

Trevor Mach: NO....that doesn't mean eat your foot Bobby. It's time for dinner!

Bobby Mach: Din din!

Mother Mach: Oh those boys of mine!

Lady M's: It all looks great Mrs. Mach...."Dad". Are we going to be watching the game on TV as well?

Mother Mach: I'm afraid not Tali. My husband is not a big fan of televisions.

Father Mach: They are balderdash if you'll excuse my language at the dinner table. I prefer to read a good book from my study. I could always read a delightful tale after this meal, or perhaps play one of my many classical instruments.

Mother Mach: He wears a lot of hats.

Lady M's: I....see....

Father Mach: Speaking of hats, I have this story about my last trip to the haberdashery that will bowl you over. Oh but first, Trevor, how about after dinner us guys throw the pigskin in the yard. We've still got your old football clothes in the closet upstairs.

Trevor Mach: Sounds alright to me. BOOSH!

Father Mach: Yes...a loud proclamation of excitement from me as well. Let's eat!  



Lady M's: Trevor, what the hell!?

Trevor Mach: Yes m'lady?

Lady M's: Don't give me that bs right now Trev. We've gotta talk! How come you've never told me about your brother!

Trevor Mach: You never asked? We've kind of never mentioned family....either of us...ever.

Lady M's: Oh....I suppose that's valid....but I'm still....shocked...and confused....and....

Father Mach: Try "befuddled" my dear! I just read about it in my latest edition of the thesaurus. Always a fascinating read.

Trevor Mach: Maybe....for now on...we talk about more of the personal stuff. Open up a bit more?

Lady M's: Yeah....I didn't realize before just how much we still have to learn about each other I guess.

Trevor Mach: And THAT is the fun part! Now, I must get ready to throw the football. Shall I "change" in front of you?

Lady M's: Oh brother.

Trevor Mach: I didn't hear a no!

Dynamic Dougie: Hey, if you guys are gonna do anything on my bed will you change the sheets....and let me watch?

Lady M's: Dougie, you ginger bastard. You're a dead man!

Trevor Mach: I have an idea...do you have a lighter?



Dynamic Dougie: AAAAHHHHH! MY HAIR! IT'S ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT!

Father Mach: It's so swell to have the Mach Clan under one roof. Even though Dougie is a cousin, he and Trevor act just like brothers. It reminds me of the biblical tale of Cain and Abel where......



Lady M's: So this is "football" to the Mach Family?

Mother Mach: Yes Tali....that's pretty much all they know about the game. Throwing the ball back and forth, three feet away from each other.

Lady M's: And the tuxedos?

Father Mach: I always found it more "apropos" to be dressed in your finest when throwing around the old pig skin, but did you know that footballs aren't even made of pigskin anymore?

Trevor Mach: That's really interesting Pop! Catch the ball Dougie, or I'll throw it in your face!

Dynamic Dougie: No! You set my beautiful hair on fire! Why should I...OOF!

Trevor Mach: Told you I would do it. You need to lighten up....oh wait...we already did that...ya know....with the lighter? HAHAHAHAHA!

Father Mach: What an amusing joke my son. Now I have one about a wood carpenter and his chair gone awry.

Trevor Mach: Oh....oh boy.



Trevor Mach: I'm glad you could join me today Tali.

Lady M's: Me too...it was actually kind of fun getting to know your family. Not really what I expected...except for Bobby and Dougie. They were right on the money.

Trevor Mach: I was serious about what I said earlier. I really want to start digging a little deeper, finding out more about who you are and what makes you tick.

Lady M's: That's a scary thought Trevor. Once you're in my head, who says you get to leave?

Trevor Mach: Who says I would want to.

Lady M's: Heh.

Trevor Mach: I love you Tali. Happy Thanksgiving.

Lady M's: Happy Thanksgiving...I love you too. Oh boy...hehe...

Trevor Mach: What is it?

Lady M's: Oh I was just thinking....how much "fun" it's going to be for you....when you meet my family. Hehehe....

Trevor Mach: Uh oh.


Happy Thanksgiving EBW Readers!

Major lineups revealed! 3-Hour X-perience Special! Updated E-1 PPV Card!

EBW.com has received a slew of info regarding this major week in EBW! The countdown to E-1 is upon us! One more show, and we will know exactly who will be battling for the coveted trophy in the biggest tournament in wrestling. It all starts on a 3-Hour X-perience Special! The show will begin with a match to determine the #1 Contenders for Tack and Swifts tag titles the X-cite after E-1 Climax. Will either of the tag champs be Global World Champion by then? Dynamic Dougie and Moz of The Ensiders have been selected to represent the Ensiders, as they thought they might need a high flier and a background chewer. Unbreakable Amigo has recruited newcomer Billy Tharpe to join him while the other Unbreakables handle the Climax. Amigo is on the road to a TV Title match with Maurice, can he find himself on the path to more gold as well? Ness and Randy no Kachi will have an Ensider showdown to kick off the final round of E-1 Block matches. Will the Equation try and get involved? Akinan has been screwed out of the Semi Finals running by Little Mac, but that won't stop him from trying to get a big win over Kinniku Mike in Block A. Trevor Mach begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting has exploded late in the E-1, while Matt Wilson has finally attained a much needed win. Can FSW's Subculture follow that up with the biggest win of his career? w00t is poised to solidify a spot in the Semi Finals, but the on form Danny Leung is even closer to the E-1 title. What will happen in the final Unbreakables confrontation of this tournament. The reignited Tack Angel has his sights set on many things these days. Troy, the Global World Championship, even his own tag team partner Swift. Will he be able to shift focus to TV Champion Maurice, or will the Greed member stop Tack's regained momentum dead? Block A's final match will see the long awaited showdown between Swift and Global World Champion Troy. This will serve as a preview to the big showdown for the Global World Championship, and could be one of the biggest matches of the tournament. The show will end with the semi-final encounters, so expect to finally know will main event the big PPV. It's an X-perience you don't want to miss.

EBW: X-perience 3 Hour E-1 Special on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Dynamic Dougie/Moz vs. Amigo/Billy Tharpe
2. E-1 Climax Block B: Ness(5) vs. Randy no Kachi(4)
3. E-1 Climax Block A: Akinan(2) vs. Kinniku Mike(4)
4. E-1 Climax Block B: Trevor Mach(6) vs. Matt Wilson(2)
5. E-1 Climax Block A: w00t(4) vs. Danny Leung(6)
6. E-1 Climax Block B: Tack Angel(5) vs. Maurice(2)
7. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy(3) vs. Swift(5)
8. E-1 Climax Semi Final: Block A #1 vs. Block B #2
9. E-1 Climax Semi Final: Block B #1 vs. Block A #2

Xperiment will serve as the final stop before the PPV, and Hotlanta is not only going to make the CXJ Championship official, but will also determine who will face Lovekick Connection for the CXJ Tag Team Titles. We will also see the return of the Sons of Anarchy in tag action, some mystery wrestlers will debut on Xperiment, and the all champion team will collide with Shadow, Hoodlum, and Picky Minch. Xperiment will bring the house down!

The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center

1. Sons of Anarchy Return Match: Given/Taken vs. Rey Dorado/Bullet
2. Manu Kalani Rookie Trial: Manu Kalani vs. ?
3. CXJ Tag #1 Contender 3-Team Match: Angel/Gou vs. Bolshoi/Bakayaro vs. ?/?
4. 6-Man Tag Team Match: Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Shadow/Hoodlum/Picky Minch

The E-1 Climax card is not yet complete, but it is updated to reflect the CXJ Matches, as well as the announcement that Akinan has accepted Little Mac's challenge to compete at the show. It's a big show as is, but expect more matches to follow.



E-1 Climax 2010 Theme Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTw8qSu_Os

E-1 Climax 2010
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. Little Mac Challenge: Little Mac vs. Akinan
2. CXJ Tag Team Championship Match: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. ?/?
3. CXJ Championship Match: Generator(c) vs. Shadow
4. Global World Championship 3-Way: Troy(c) vs. Tack Angel vs. Swift
5. E-1 Climax 2010 Finals: ? vs. ?

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News from Ryan IQ via Radio?

We see Trevor Mach and new Double Trouble Champion, Tack, doing the T'nT radio show with Perfect Man and Tack's cousin and Double Trouble Champion, Watch, as special guests.  



Trevor:  And thats where babies come from.

Perfect Man:  You have just now took Perfect Man to a whole new world with that.

Tack: It's fairly creepy.

Trevor:  Hey hey!  Not my fault we all came from rhinoceros eggs.

Tack:  Right.

Trevor: So I'm looking at your flick rankings and I can't believe you ranked Pokemon SSS over Bad Dudes.

Tack:  I never really enjoyed it as much as you have, Trevor.  Don't get me wrong I like it but I'm not as obsessive about it as you do.

Perfect Man:  At least the Room is very high up.  If it were Perfect Man, that would be at the top right next to Bad Dudes...ok, above Bad Dudes.  At least, you didn't watch Secret Vampire Project.  

Tack:  Yea.  That movie was bad.  It didn't even have an ending.  It was just a big cliffhanger.  The entire movie was set up towards the sequel.  And from what I read online is that the sequel has been canceled and director who filmed it was murdered by a flock of angry wannabe glittery vampires.  

Trevor: Yikes!  Oh and look, I know you like SSS Fighter but you gotta see this flash video.  But whatever you do, DO NOT watch the last clip.

Tack:  Why?  What is it?  

Trevor:  It's something you will regret to see.  I'll be right back, I gotta go snort some candy mixed with Whoop Ass Soda.

Tack:  Again, Trevor?

Trevor: Why you think I'm so insanely hyperactive all the time?

*knock knock*

Tack:  Come in.

Trevor:  Really?  In the middle of our broadcast?  Let's be professional here.

Tack: You're the one whose excusing himself to go snort something.

Dude:  Mail for the T'nT Show.

Perfect Man:  Ooh, mail!  

Watch: click

Tack:  Yea, Watch.  I'll go through to see if Trevor's proposal letter to Tali was sent back.  Hmm?  There's mail for me...and for Trevor...and for Watch...and for Perfect Man too?

Perfect Man: Hmmm...these all look the same.  

Watch:  click click.

Tack:  You're right, Watch.  They all are the same.

Trevor: Um...Tack?  I need you to read mine.  I can't read afterall.

Tack: Alright.  And I quote:  "Dear peasant.  I am Ryan IQ, owner of FSW.  As owner of FSW, I will formally announce that the upcoming FSW events, starting at FSW 25, will be dedicated to a huge 32 wrestler tournament.  If you have received this letter, that means you have qualified for this tournament.  The winner of the tournament will face the winner of the upcoming FSW title match between Ness and Professor Ahmed.  The tournament will be contested over four separate shows with the last show taking place at the Fourside Expo Center.  The same place that a few of you destroyed at one time.  For a "selected" few who can't read, here is a visual of the tournament brackets.  May money not be on your side.  Ryan IQ, FSW Owner."

Trevor:  Hey!  I so can read!  Oh, pretty picture.



Perfect Man:  Look at this Tack has a mystery opponent.  

Trevor:  Uh oh.  We are definitely getting into some serious shenanigans now.

Tack: Ah man, I LOVE SHENANIGANS.  

Watch: click click

Tack:  Yes, Watch.  We are calling it a show for tonight.

Trevor:  Indeed.  I gotta go prepare for this thing and run one out.  BOOSH!!

Perfect Man: Rub what out?

Trevor:  Get your head of the gutter, you trying to be like me person.  I'm saying I gotta rub on my scruff to mentally prepare for this thing.

Tack: I thought you were gonna go snort some candy.  Or did you really mean rub some candies together into powder so you can do something stupid again.

Trevor: Please...I never do anything stupid...just that one time...and the next time....and that one time...LOOK YOU!   You have a mystery man to prepare for!!   And you and not even me know who it is!  

Tack: Right.  And people this has been the T'nT Show.  Up next is commercial free music followed by the Master Hibiki Show:  Street Fighter or the Streetest Fighter?  Night everybody.

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Trip to Scaraba

We now see Trevor, Tack Angel, and Watch off in another wild adventure.  This time in Scaraba.  Seriously though, is everyone in FSW having peaceful happy time lately?  Why are these three taking up the all of the screentime recently?  




Trevor: Tack!  I want a picture in front of this thing!

Tack:  Do we really have to take a picture of you with everything you see?

Trevor: Hey!  No!  Its every single thing I see and every single thing that's cool and interesting.

Watch:  click click click

Tack:  Yes, Watch.  We shoulda stayed home and let him go by himself.

Trevor:  What was that?

Tack: Nothing.  Now say cheese!

Trevor:  NO!  Wrong!  Its fuzzy pickles!  Get it right.

Tack:  Ok fine.  Fuzzy Pickles!

Trevor:  Fuzzy pickles!!  BOOSH!

*snap*

Trevor: Ooo lemme see!

Tack: Um, Trevor.  You can't see the pictures.  This is a disposable camera.  You just bought 400 of these remember?

Trevor: Oh......let's go inside that pyramid!  

As the gang enters the pyramid, several familiar faces are not far off from a distance...

Fergus: Are you sure this will work?

Tharpe:  Trust me...it should.



Trevor:  Whoa man.  Look at this thing.  Looks so...unappealing.  I want a picture!

Tack:  Tomb of the God of the Dead, Anubis.  So this is it huh?

Watch: click

Trevor: What did your cousin say this time?

Tack: He said you shouldn't be hugging it like that.  

Trevor: Aww come on.  Hurry and take the damn picture already.

Tack:  Fine.  Say fuzzy pick...

SLAM!!

Tack: What was that?

Trevor:  Holy Dr. Girlfriend!  Somebody's coming!  

Tack: What the?  What we do?

Trevor: Umm....oh!  Look!  Stand over there!  Quick!  Turn to statue!  BOOSH!

Tack: Wait!  How can we...

POOF!



Tharpe:  So KYO, you got the human sacrifice?

KYO:  Yes.

Fergus:  Looks abit soggy there and misshapen.  What's the deal here?

KYO:  Bridge.  Ocean.  Sharks.

Tharpe:  Very well.  Let's begin.  Oh mighty God of the Dead.  Lord Anubis, may we bow before thee.  We have come with an offering.  Now then, Fergus give me the book and the supplies.

Fergus: Hangman, give him the supplies.

Tharpe: Alright...gah.  I shall now create a seal around this carcass with my blood and...Rise Anubis.  Rise from your slumber.  Rise from the dead.  Rise from the afterlife to the reality of the living!  Anubis!  Awaken!



Trevor:  HOLY...

Tack:  Shhh!!

Anubis: Who has awaken me from my slumber?

Tharpe: It is I who have brought you to this world my lord.  

Anubis:  And what is this one who brought me here known as?

Tharpe: My name is William Tharpe.

Anubis:  So William Tharpe, what purpose have you brought me here?

Tharpe:  I am here to give this group the necessary power to become the most powerful entity of all the land.  This one by the name of Fergus is the most important and thus I request you to provide him absolute power.

Anubis:  And what will Anubis get in return?

Tharpe:  Ruler of the city and the entire continent.  I will discuss our terms at another location sir.

Anubis: Fair thee well..

As the group walks away with the historical figure...

Trevor: HOLY CRIPPLED PANCAKES!

Tack: What the hell was that?

Trevor: Why did you talk me into going to FSW, Tack?

Tack:  Me?  It was YOU that wanted to go to FSW, Trevor!  It was YOU that wanted me to come.  It was YOU that decided to come here and take pictures with cameras that are only cool ten years ago.

Trevor: Oh man...once they leave, we gotta bounce.  I can't take anymore of this.  

Tack:  yea.  Come on Watch....Watch?

Trevor: Hmmm...he's stiff.  Now THAT'S dedication.  Well, I'm done with shenanigans for one vacation.  Time for me to hit the ol' dusty trail.  You wouldn't mind carrying Watch, right?  

Tack: Ah man, I love shenanigans.  Wait!  What?  Me?  Why do I have to carry him?  It was your idea to turn statue!  

Trevor: Yea...I decided that I've done enough heavy lifting for one day.  Let's go...wait!  That big guy haven't left yet.

Anubis:  IF YOU DESICRATE AND LOITER AROUND MY TOMB AGAIN, I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WON'T LIVE TO SEE THE SUN SHINE THE NEXT DAY!!  

Trevor:  HOLY....

Tack: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

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Photographer: Alright Ensiders, time for the group shot! Get ready and say "Fuzzy Pickles!"

Ness: You!

Photographer: What? That's not what I....oh...and now he's walking off the shoot.....wonderful.

Ness: Ahmed....what are you doing here? Why did you bring my brother. He finally ready to talk things out?

Professor Ahmed: No...he's ready to black mail you.

Ness: What are you talking about?

Professor Ahmed: You know exactly what I'm talking about. Your brother is ready to speak up about what's going on around here. Just like I calculated. We're going to air of the dirty laundry.

Ness: Look, I'm not going to pretend to know what you're talking about, but I am curious about what it is you want.

Professor Ahmed: Oh that one is easy. I want a title match at the E-1 PPV. We'll have our own little "summit" in that ring. No Equation and no Ensiders.....just you and me. Ninten here was going to get the shot, but...well he doesn't exactly need to now does he....I think you understand why.

Ness: .....

Professor Ahmed: I'm going to make sure that FSW Regional Championship comes back where it belongs.

Captain Strong: Is that so?! What then? You gonna destroy the expo center again?!

Dynamic Dougie: Yeah! *Nods*

Professor Ahmed: Heh....I think we all know that's a bunch of smoke and mirrors...well...your illustrious leader does.

Olly Oliver: This guys confusing anyone else?

Moz: Oh good....I thought it was just me.

Ness: I intend on winning the E-1 Climax Ahmed. If my brother wants to talk to me, then we can talk in private.

Professor Ahmed: If that's how you feel about it....we'll take matters into our own hands. Just remember....you started this...despite what everyone believes...you started this.

Ness: ....



The finale of the biggest tournament in wrestling was on the path to being decided, with a special 3-Hour EBW: X-perience! 3 hours to determine who will have a date with destiny at the PPV. Who would rise to the occasion and reach for greatness? We would soon find out.



Master Lu: Well everyone, the time is almost at hand. Tonight we will see which two fighters will meet at the PPV for this trophy, as well as the next title shot after Tack and Swift take on the near unstoppable champion Troy.

Tess: Speaking of that title match, the winner will of course receive this brand new version of the Global World Championship. This title, that will serve as the symbol of EBW from now o...ugh....

Master Lu: What is it?

Tess: It's Ryan IQ over there...he's bothering me....he's not being belligerent, he's not ranting and raving, he's not counting money.....he's just standing there.

Ryan IQ: Huh? Oh...don't mind me guys....I'm just watching.

Master Lu: Watching? Not getting involved? That's a new concept for you isn't it?

Tess: Yeah, don't you have FSW to run?

Ryan IQ: I just wanted to witness this moment....you two standing there...totally oblivious to what's coming.

Tess: What nonsense are you going on about now?

Ryan IQ: Oh nothing. I'm not going to spoil anything. Let's just say every last individual in EBW is about to be put on notice, as the company is going to be shaken to its very core. Oooo....I like this vague foreshadowing stuff....almost as much as money....almost.

The show opened with a Tag Team #1 Contender Match between Dougie and Moz of the Ensiders, and the odd couple combo of Amigo and Billy Tharpe. Top notch action from both teams, but the constant threat of an Equation run in seemed to overshadow this. While the Equation failed to get involved, Hashim and TV Champion Maurice had no issues trying to keep down their mutual enemies Amigo and Billy. In the end the distractions from the outside forced the team of Amigo and Billy, as Dougie, who up until this point was keeping back and chewing scenery, snapped into action and dropped Billy Tharpe with a Dynamic DDT before the pin. It looks like Dougie and Moz of the Ensiders will be the next in line to battle Tag Champions Tack Angel and Swift.

The opening of the E-1 battles commenced with Ensiders leader Ness taking on his young protege in the stable Randy no Kachi. Both Ensiders and the Equation made their way out during this match up. Ness and Randy both got involved, with Ness especially trying to get to his brother who he deemed the instigator. Luckily, they both managed to get back in the ring to avoid a count out once order was restored. Ness controlled the pace of the match, and after a long struggle put away Randy with a Thunder Brainbuster. 2 more points for Ness.



The next match saw Kinniku Mike score the points he would need to ensure a Semi-Final spot, after going to war with Akinan. The deciding factor was once again Little Mac, who has deemed Akinan too dangerous to be an enemy of Greed or be anywhere near the title picture. His distractions allowed Mike to hit his Release Dragon Suplex, but that wasn't enough to keep the big man down, so Mike went high risk with a big Top Rope Splash to seal the deal and get the pin. After the match Mike celebrated as Little Mac came into the ring to get to Akinan. He laid so heavy hits on the youngster, but Akinan managed to get his hand on Mac's throat and that was it for the green legend. Akinan brought him down with a Bonebreaker Chokeslam and let him know that at the E-1 PPV he would put the hurt on the former mentor that screwed him out of E-1 glory.

Trevor Mach and Subculture Matt Wilson collided in an odd sort of way for the next match. Half the time in the ring they spent quoting "The Room", and playing to the crowd, but when the time came they got serious and went to battle in a quick sprint. Matt Wilson had grown a lot in this block of hell and avoided most of Trevor's ground game and submission attempts, but one lapse of judgment gave the opening for a Macha Ye followed by the pin. Trevor Mach solidified his spot in the Semi-Finals. After the match, Ryan IQ and the Red Shirts tried to get a piece of Trevor, but standing in their way was none other then Sexy Strong Style Lady M's, who popped out of the crowd and scared off the Red Shirts. She then revved up Trevor's chopper and threatened to run down Ryan IQ to force him to take off as well.



We quickly followed Trevor and Lady M's to the back where they were stopped by Nerma and Hater.



Nerma: Nerma standing by with...

Trevor Mach: This woman I tell ya! I mean, where would I be without my Lady M's?! She's so busy dealing with Sparkle and The Ultimate Search, yet she makes the time to come and watch my back!

Lady M's: Well I had to come here tonight to see you earn your spot in the E-1.

Trevor Mach: You think I have a chance eh?

Lady M's: No....I know you do. Behind all that crazy....all the jokes...all the shenanigans.

Tack Angel: Ah man, I LOVE Shenanigans!

Lady M's: Behind all of that I know that you want this.....you want this badly.

Trevor Mach: You're right Tali. I'm fired up! I haven't been Global World Champion in 2 Years! You're damn right I want this! I've made my mark with the Royal Crown Championship! I've lead a revolution to try and make this sport better then ever. Now, I want to be Global World Champion again! The only way I can do that is to make history and win the E-1 for the second time!

Nerma: Um....excuse me...I thought I was doing the interview here. I mean...you've pretty much covered it all already, but I know that many of your fans are hanging onto the hope that you're going to rise back to the title picture. Some of your friends want to see this, while many of your detractors say that it's a slim hope. What do you have to say?

Trevor Mach: Well...I've never known hope when it wasn't on a diet, but I don't need hope. 5 years of wrestling with EBW and I'm only getting better and better. They aren't saying they doubt that I can do it....they are afraid of what is going to happen when I finally do win back the Global World Championship. This E-1 Climax....is the test....can I rise to the challenge? You might say that I'm a bit manic, and a big unfocused, but look into my eyes. You know what you're going to see? A mad man....BUT....a mad man with focus...a mad man with a goal. A few months back I hesitated for one second and lost my shot at glory once again. Tack, you taught me a lesson that night. I'm ready to make that jump now. I'm ready to jump through fire. I'm ready to win this damn tournament and claim the Global World Championship once again! BOOSH!

In the next match of the Tournament, Danny Leung capped off an impressive series with a hard fought win over Unbreakable stablemate w00t. April Jeanette tried to get involved, but Nanimura held her back and the Red Shirts had to tear them away from each other. w00t ate a super kick and fell to his knees. Danny hit one more kick and rolled w00t up for an upset win. Danny now stands at 8 points and leads his block heading into the semi finals.

Tag Team Champion Tack Angel was looking to take his spot in the semi finals in the next match, as he took on current Television Champion Maurice, but Tack's tag team partner Swift once again made his presence felt. The disgruntled brawler did all he could to distract a very confused Tack Angel. This gave Maurice the upper hand as he pelted the former Global World Champion with hit after hit. Even with Swift at ringside Maurice could not keep Tack down until he loaded his punch with brass knuckles and clobbered Tack with a KP Punch. Swift smirked as he walked to the back. Maurice celebrated the fact that he kept an enemy of Greed out of the Semi Finals. The Pushpin Seraphim quickly came to after the match and clocked Maurice in the side of the head with a high kick before chasing Swift to the back.



We caught up with Tack as he chased down his tag team partner.



Tack Angel: What the hell was that all about?!

Swift: Oh I think you know exactly what I'm doing you punk ass!

Tack Angel: Care to explain it to me, because last time I checked we were tag team champions! You know....meaning we don't attack each other!

Swift: Well then maybe you shouldn't have gotten involved in my damn title shot!

Tack Angel: Are we still talking about this?

Swift: I won that badass rumble! I got the title shot, and you have cost me time that I could have been champion!

Tack Angel: And I have told you that I never got my title rematch. They over looked me cause they thought I was too hurt, but I don't take my ball and go home. I suck it up and fight for what is already supposed to be mine. I'm sorry you had to get involved, but I'm going to take back my pride, my dignity, and my championship.

Swift: I don't see how you're going to be able to do that when I break your face. Look...it's quite simple....I'm tired of playing buddy buddy with you weak punk asses. I am going to take my shot because it's my time to reign. You want to try and stop me...partner? You're going to get hurt.

Tack Angel: ....
 
The final match of the initial blocks was also a match fans had been waiting for with great anticipation. Swift has been waiting for his moment to collide with the unstoppable Global World Champion, and although the title isn't on the line, bragging rights and an E-1 spot are on the line for the brawler. He came out to a chorus of boos just as loud as the champs, obviously because of his recent actions against the fan favorite Tack Angel. These two brawled from the get go in what could easily be called a "mutual clobbering". Tack Angel came out to cheers, as the fans were expecting him to get some payback, but the Pushpin Seraphim just stayed back and watched his tag partner compete. Late in the match Hashim Al-Singh was sent out by Ryan IQ with a steel chair. Tack could have stopped him, but he remained neutral and allowed Hashim to hit Swift when the ref wasn't looking. Troy followed it up with an Overdrive and pinned him for the win. The champ won't be going to the semi finals, but he earned 2 more points and kept Swift from making it as well. After the match Tack grabbed a mic.

Tack Angel: No offense Swift, just showing you the same courtesy as a tag partner that you showed me.



The semi finals ended the night with two explosive matches. They would set the stage for what would be an incredible end to the biggest E-1 in EBW history Danny Leung has gone from heart break to the top of cards, looking impressive and ready for the big win. Ness is in the middle of a confusing war with Equation, as the FSW Regional Champion attempts a 2nd E-1 win. These two put on an excellent performance, with Ness getting the upper hand early on after a PK Flash. Danny held in there and got half the crowd on his side. Ness looked visibly perturbed, either by Danny's comeback or the chicanery with Equation and his silent brother Ninten. Speaking of Ninten, the long lost brother made his way out near the end of the match, which was more then enough to distract Ness for a Superkick and Roll Up Pin. 1-2-3! Danny Leung won the match and would move on to the main event of the E-1 Climax Pay Per View.

The final match of the night saw another Unbreakable confrontation, as RC Champion/Intergender Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach took on the powerful Kinniku Mike. Trevor had a bit more energy in this match, as Mike had to put more work in against Akinan, but Mike was no slouch either. He used his mass and power to slam Trevor around the ring before hitting a belly-to-belly suplex and going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor quickly got to his feet and floored Mike with a Shining Wizard. He waited for Mike to get up before sneaking in behind for a Shin Trevorplex! Mike blocked the attack and flipped Trevor right over him before taking him back down yet again with a belly-to-belly suplex. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor was hurting, but not done. He got back up to land some hard elbows, which dazed Mike enough for Trevor to run the ropes and floor him with a Macha Ye. Mike got back up to his knees, so Trevor introduced his face to the new Shining Black finisher and pinned Mike for the win! Trevor Mach's super run in the E-1 will now lead him on one more Unbreakable collision. This time he will take on the wrestler he has adopted as a protege....Danny Leung. Everything will be on the line as these two battle for E-1 Glory!



The stage is now set. Two friends will go to war over the E-1 Trophy, and three of EBW's best will meet with the coveted Global World Championship at stake. The time is almost here. E-1 Climax on the way!



EBW: X-perience 3 Hour E-1 Special on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Dynamic Dougie/Moz beat Amigo/Billy Tharpe (6:44) when Dougie hit the Dynamic DDT on Billy Tharpe.
2. E-1 Climax Block B: Ness(7) beat Randy no Kachi(4) (8:52) with the Thunder Brainbuster.
3. E-1 Climax Block A: Kinniku Mike(6) beat Akinan(2) (5:59) with a Top Rope Splash.
4. E-1 Climax Block B: Trevor Mach(8) beat Matt Wilson(2) (4:38) with a Macha Ye.
5. E-1 Climax Block A: Danny Leung(8) beat w00t(4) (7:23) with a Superkick.
6. E-1 Climax Block B: Maurice(4) beat Tack Angel(5) (9:09) with a Loaded KO Punch.
7. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy(5) beat Swift(5) (10:40) with an Overdrive.
8. E-1 Climax Semi Final: Danny Leung beat Ness (8:41) with the Superkick/Emo Cutter.
9. E-1 Climax Semi Final: Trevor Mach beat Kinniku Mike (10:28) with the Shining Black.

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IT'S NOW TIME FOR A TACK AND TREVOR CHRISTMAS!

Audience: *APPLAUSE!*



Trevor Mach: Oh hello everyone! We didn't see you there.

Tack Angel: What are you talking about? It's a studio audience?

Trevor Mach: *COUGH* Play along *COUGH*

Tack Angel: Oh...oh yeah. I am shocked as well.

Audience: *Canned Laughter*

Trevor Mach: It's Christmas time Tack. You know what that means buddy?

Tack Angel: You're going to overdo it on the egg nog?

Audience: *Canned Laughter*

Trevor Mach: No, it's time for our Christmas Special!

Tack Angel: Oh awesome. Does that mean Christmas shenanigans?

Trevor Mach: Oh Tack...ha...ha...ha.

Audience: *Canned Laughter*

Trevor Mach: We've got all sorts of "shenanigans" for tonight. We're going to open some gifts, eat some gingerbread, and we might even have some GUESTS!

Tack Angel: Oh man, I love Christmas!

Trevor Mach: Uh....I said....we might even have some GUESTS!



Lady M's: *Groan* Merry Christmas.

Trevor Mach: Oh look! It's our first guest of the evening! Tali, my sun, my moon, my starry sky. Merry Christmas!

Lady M's: Trevor, I just want you to know that I will get revenge on you for this. Someday....somehow...for making me do this show...wear this silly costume...you will pay.

Trevor Mach: Oooo! That sounds saucy!

Audience: *Canned Laughter*

Trevor Mach: Don't be so down Tali! Tis the season for giving, and I got something just for you!

Lady M's: Oh yeah? It's not a blender this year is it? Cause the one you got me last year still works fine.

Trevor Mach: No, tonight I actually got you something you will like! Open it up!

Lady M's: Oh wow....A Nightmare before Christmas illustrated book with a hand drawn bookmark? Wow, this much better then a blender! Thank you Trevor!

Trevor Mach: My pleasure m'lady! I love you.

Lady M's: I lo...



Sal Paradise: Meowsltoe! That means the two people under it have to kiss....although...I seem to be under it too.

Lady M's: Looks like I'm going to have to put this kitty down.

Sal Paradise: Yipes!

Trevor Mach: Oh look, it's another guest ladies and gentlemen! The suave neko Sal Paradise!

Tack Angel: Looks like he didn't come alone Trevor.



Jamie OD: OI! Merry Chrismas guys! I brought a gift....it's definitely not a football. Wait...I think someone else is at the door. Ooo...it's a lady!

Tack Angel: Yeah, that's my lady. Heya Tracy, why are you dressed like a reindeer?

Tracy: It's Christmas!

Tack Angel: Works for me!

Audience: *Canned Laughter*

Tack Angel: I got you something. I really think you're going to like it!

Tracy: Oooo what is it? Oh...it's the....

Tack Angel: HUMBLE INDY BUNDLE! Some awesome PC games! Keep looking, there is more!

Tracy: Oh...Super....

Tack Angel: Super Meat Boy!

Tracy: Huh...well at least it's not another Kamen Rider Femme costume....that was an awkward birthday as Mom tried to wear the suit instead.

Tack Angel: You don't like it?

Tracy: I do...it's just that....maybe you want to play them instead?

Tack Angel: No way I couldn't.....could I?

Tracy: Sure you can!

Tack Angel: OH GOODY!

Tracy: Oh Tack! Ha...ha...ha.

Audience: *Canned Laughter*

Trevor Mach: Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back!

(ONE COMMERCIAL BREAK LATER)



Trevor Mach: Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum

Tack Angel: A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum

Trevor Mach: Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum

Tack Angel: To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum

Trevor and Tack: rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum p....

Kinniku Mike: CAMEO!!!



Tack Angel: What the....

Trevor Mach: Crippled pancakes?!

Tack Angel: Wait...what?

Kinniku Mike: HEY GUYS! Couldn't have Christmas without the Samoan Sex Machine!

Audience: Oooooo!

Tack Angel: I guess not?

Kinniku Mike: Besides, I brought some mistletoe for the lovely Lady M's.

Trevor Mach: Mistletoe for M's you say? Be right back...must find a blunt object to strike you with.

Tack Angel: Uh..Mike...we already did that gag. I would probably run. Trevor is going to...

Kinniku Mike: Nah, he's just joking around. So M's we meet again.

Lady M's: ...Mike.

Kinniku Mike: I know I have been busy with my female fans lately, but I wanted to give you something for Christmas you would never forget. Namely my OOF!



Tack Angel: Oh look! We've got more guests. It looks like Trevor's mother and father have come for a visit!

Trevor Mach: Hiya mom and pop! I'll be with you in a second!

Kinniku Mike: AH! You crazy bastard!

Mr. Mach: Warm Christmas greetings to all of you, on this the night we celebrate this festive time. This is also the night where Ol' Saint Nicholas will present all the good girls and boys with presents. If you're bad though, then you should beware the Krumpus, a creature who...

Tack Angel: Oh look, we also have Tess and Master Lu....as a couple....HOLDING HANDS?!

Tess: What? Can't a single lady bring a date?

Master Lu: I know this is awkward...really awkward...but I can't resist this woman's charms. My son Danny and Nanimura should be arriving shortly as well.

Mrs. Mach: Uh Dear, is something wrong?

Mr. Mach: Something about that Tack kid. Looks familiar to me...but I've never seen him before.

Mrs. Mach: Well he is one of Trevor's wrestling buddies.

Mr. Mach: Times like this I wonder if I should sell my soul to the mindless box known as television....no...I would rather read a book. Who wants to hear a story about an old fashioned Christmas in New Eagleland?

Trevor Mach: No time for that Dad, we've got a special treat coming up folks. It's time for some Christmas comedy with my E-1 opponent Danny Leung!



Danny Leung: What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle

Audience: *CANNED LAUGHTER*

Danny Leung: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

Audience: *CANNED LAUGHTER*

Danny Leung: What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia

Audience: *CANNED LAUGHTER*

Mr. Mach: That Tack...why do I think he looks familiar....oh wait...oh I know....OH MY GOD! It can't be! IT IS!

Danny Leung: Thank you...you've been a great audience...really....ellipses....I don't care I'm done.



Trevor Mach: Well, I have to say that this has been a GREAT T'nT Christmas Special!

Tack Angel: I would agree. Did you get everything you wanted this year Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Well I would if I could get you to join The Unbreakables.

Tack Angel: I see...probably not gonna happen...but I see.

Trevor Mach: Fine...no harm in trying....did you get everything you wanted?

Tack Angel: Well no...not really. You see...the one thing I wanted for Christmas...was my family. I was left at the door step of the Saikyo Dojo when I was a small child. I have never seen my parents or spent a Christmas with them. I know what you're all thinking, "But Tack...we are your family now". That might be true, but it would still be nice if I could see my real parents for Christmas.

Trevor Mach: Oh snap...I didn't know that....and I was in your head for a while...literally. Well man, I wish I could help you but....

Mr. Mach: PERHAPS I CAN HELP YOU MY LAD!

Trevor Mach: Pops?

Tack Angel: Mr. Mach?

Mr. Mach: Tack, several years ago, before I met Trevor's mother, I fell in love with a woman. She conceived a child, but one day disappeared. I looked, but I could never find her. Then I met Mrs. Mach and we became a family. I always wondered what happened to that child, and now I think I know. Tack, that child...I think...was YOU!



Trevor Mach: WHAT?!

Lady M's: WHAT?!

Tracy: WHAT?!

Tess: WHAT?!

Audience: WHAT?!

Tack Angel: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

Ryan IQ: You didn't think you could have a Christmas Special without Ryan and The Redshirts did you?! Uh...hello? OK.....what did I miss?

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Another crazy installment of Xperiment capped off the long road to the E-1 Climax PPV. 4 great matches capped off by a huge announcement.

-The Sons of Anarchy returned to old school form and defeated the Power Players, when a Doomsday Device lead to Given getting the pin on Bullet.
-Manu Kalani was supposed to take on a new member of the roster, but Picky Minch forced his way into the match instead and regained some momentum by tapping of the rookie with an ankle lock submission.
-Metrion and Avion jumped to the growing Xperiment brand to instantly make a name for themselves. The former rivals of Akatsuki beat the teams of Angel/Gou and Bolshoi/Bakayaro to instantly make a challenge to Lovekick Connection. They will do battle at the E-1 Climax.
-Shadow, Hoodlum, and Picky Minch beat the all-star team of Champion Generator and Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection. Hoodlum raked the champ in the eyes before Shadow hit the Shadow Driver to score the win on his E-1 PPV opponent.
-At the signing ceremony Mr. Hotlanta announced that since Shadow always resorted to cheating, he would personally special referee the match to make sure Generator and Shadow have a fair fight. A war continues to brew between those loyal to Hotlanta and those loyal to Shadow.

The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center

1. Sons of Anarchy Return Match: Given/Taken beat Rey Dorado/Bullet (8:20) when Given pinned Bullet after the Doomsday Device.
2. Manu Kalani Rookie Trial: Picky Minch beat Manu Kalani (3:02) via Ankle Lock Submission.
3. CXJ Tag #1 Contender 3-Team Match: Metrion/Avion beat Angel/Gou and Bolshoi/Bakayaro (10:48) when Avion hit the sXe DDT.
4. 6-Man Tag Team Match: Shadow/Hoodlum/Picky Minch beat Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (14:59) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Generator.