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9/25/2020 8:32 am  #801


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Outside of Renegade Arena

A limo pulled up, as Presidential Candidate Harley Rex and Tess made their way out. Bev and Raza rolled out the literal red carpet, as Harley waved to the people. w00t ran up to them.

w00t: I'm really glad you're both here tonight.

Tess: It's my job to be here. I have to set things straight, get these ladies beaten into submission and back on track. You should be extremely grateful that the future President of Eagleland is gracing you with his presence.

w00t: Absolutely. I mean, it's truly an honor. Two future Presidents side by side. I appreciate your support.

Harley Rex: If you win, you know what I expect. Just crush this Orange Man, and get to it. Understood?

w00t: Yes. I get it. Together, we'll change the world!

Tess: Uh-huh. I-SECURITY!


Christina Angel ran up, as Bev and Raza got in the way.

Tess: What do you want?

Christina Angel: Do you know who I am? I'm your Granddaughter! I might not be by blood, but we're family. Family doesn't betray family. You have abandoned Tracy, and she might be cool with that, but I'm not, and I certainly don't appreciate the way you're treating me. We're supposed to be family!

Tess: You were supposed to be a successful Ace for EBW, and you failed. Erica can fill those shoes. She's always been capable. She's proven it time and time again. She's breaking records, and creating historic reigns. What was good about you reign? Excellent matches? Who cares? The men weren't watching. You didn't give them what they wanted. You're used up anyways, because you got married to a nobody. If they can fuck their pure virgin waifu, then they don't care. You're garbage Christina. I can discard you just as easily as I can Tracy, the rest of your pathetic and degenerate family. and Tali too. Harley, we can agree on that right?

Harley Rex: Yes we can.

Tess: Now get out of our way. Bev and Raza will see you later tonight.

Christina Angel: You're horrible. Everything about this is horrible. I can't take it anymore.

Tess: Then take off! I need want you, and I don't need you.

Christina Angel: ....






Tommy Dukes: Welcome to EBW Xcite! We're back in Eagleland, at our home in Renegade Arena, for another thrilling installment. We've got Mav Valentine out in the ring with Makoto Angel right now, and we're not wasting any time. Let's take it to the ring!

Makoto Angel: It was a fun and thrilling show for all of us, but for Mav Valentine, it was his biggest test to date. Here you stand, with all three titles still in your possession. You're turning heads, and you're changing hearts and minds.

Mav Valentine: I never set out to do that, but I don't mind the change in sentiment. It works both ways. You learn to love the cheers, and you wonder why the hell you ever wanted to be booed. It's fun to be the maverick. Yeah! Let me hear ya! See? This ain't bad. Being taken out of the E1 was a huge blow for me. I wanted to make history, but I did in another way. I took down the undisputed King of the 4-Crown in Swift. The man, the myth, the Brawler, the legend. There were times that I thought I was trying to take down an unstoppable train. I didn't stop though. All due respect in the world to Swift, but I wanted to be better. I planted my feet, and took that POUNCE, and when I realized I could survive it, then it was over. I won and NOW I-





Trevor Mach rolled down to the ring on his motorcycle to a big reaction. He tipped his black snakeskin hat and took off his shades, revealing a nasty black eye.

Tommy Dukes: Trevor Mach is here! The #1 Contender for the Triple Crown! He won the E1 in Edo, after both of his opponents found themselves dealing with unsettled demons. The "War Wolf" took advantage, and took it to the next level, claiming his spot as "Mr. E1".

Nerma: Tommy, I don't think it's "Mr. E1" or "War Wolf" right now. You see the gear? The shirt? The name on the screen? I think we're dealing with a new beast here. The "Bushido Renegade"?!

Mav Valentine: I was expecting this. I was waiting for it actually. What took you so long?

Trevor Mach: I wanted to give a chance to soak up that victory. You got the cheers and the adoration. Nice right? Feels good? Then you hear it. The rev of my motorcycle, and the bitchin' new theme song. Trevor Mach is here, the "Bushido Renegade", and I'm going to tell you why I'm a renegade right now. I never played by the rules, and I don't leave things unsettled. Things are unsettled between you and me. You'll have to excuse the shiner. It came from a misunderstanding with me and the Star Prince. I want to assure you, that I'm fit, and I'm healthy, and I'm not waiting long for a chance to take back what you've got.

Mav Valentine: Well, I wouldn't expect any less. I've see you're feeling recharged. Edo did wonders for the ol' ego eh? Must be nice to have another E1 trophy to add to the collection.

Trevor Mach: It's a big tournament, with big stakes, but my opponents weren't watching their blind sides. I hate that it went down that way, but it did. Tack and Dan, will get rematches whenever they want, when I win the Triple Crown. You will too kid.

Mav Valentine: Don't call me kid. I'm not kid anymore.

Trevor Mach: You're right...Mav...you're not a kid. You're the champ. You're the man. You're the Ace, but I'm something of an Ace Killer, and time to play nice is over. I'll hurt you if you're not very VERY careful. You've got a prick breathing down your neck, trying to make your life a living hell too. A lot of that going around these days. You and Swift had that in common with w00t.

Mav Valentine: ...."Mr. President" will have a lot to-

Trevor Mach: Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. Swift and I talked about that in Edo, and we've got the solution. You know, it might even solve ALL your problems.....except for me. Look at me, right in the eyes. Eye to eye Mav. I don't like looking at people directly in the eyes, because I'm weird like that, but I will when I have something important to say, and I'm saying it now. I am damn proud of you, but if you want to wear those belts, you've got to be ready to go to war with me. I'm not talking about just any match either. I get to pick the stip. What I want is a Last Man Fighting match. You remember that? No ropes, no high flying acrobatics. No pomp and circumstance. Just two warriors battling it out. First one that fails to reach their post on a 10 Count loses. It's one thing to push a man to the mat and keep him there for 3 seconds. When I was pushing the "Bushido Mission", I believed in more definitive victory. Sounds like it's time to dust that off. What do you think?

Mav Valentine: I think, that it's exactly what I need, to show that once again I am capable of being the best and beating the supposed best. I WILL take what I learned from you once again, because I'm not an idiot, I know that you got to where you are because of how good you are. I'll take it, make it better, and use it against you. I still remember all the times you made me sleep on that couch and carry your bags.

Trevor Mach: And look where it lead you. You're....welcome.


EBW: Xcite "Prelude to the Election
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN


1. Singles: Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge[Debut] beat Dirk Laramie via Atomic Drop x Lariat -> Pin
-The opening match saw Arliss Michael's newest signing Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge debut against Dirk Laramie. Sbarrge had a lot of people talking, as he was a breakthrough athlete in the EFL's half season, before the mushroom pandemic had the athletes running in weird directions and into walls. Blitzworth lost to Jammer in Edo, and seemed to make peace with him in the fact that both sports are essentially garbage these days. Sbarrge on the other hand seemed slighted by a basketball player taking down a fellow football player, and went from signing autographs and stroking his ego, to showing power and intensity in the ring. Dirk Laramie was blindsided by the debuting rookie, taking an Atomic Drop to the pills before a Lariat took Laramie to the mat. "The Rumble" won the match, and Dick Wagner drank Dirk's light beer.

2. 10-Man Tag: Cadmus/Chad Salad/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich/Sammy the Simp[o] beat Pirate Bill[x]/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod/Saxon/Novus via Simp Splash -> Pin
-Frantic action, saw the TackForce run circles on all the members of Heat Parade except Cadmus, who blasted Pirate Bill with the Dark Star Cutter. The Television Champion then tagged in Sammy the Simp to splash down on Bill and pin him for the humiliating loss.

Tommy Dukes: Oh, Tack can't be happy about that one. In fact, here he comes, the Star Prince. He just pushed Saxon and Novus harshly out of the way to get to Bill.

Nerma: He's not happy. He's busy trying to be a Dad to 5 new girls, and Cadmus just humiliated Bill like that. It's not right.

Tommy Dukes: Bill is my favorite Pirate.

Nerma: Mine too. Mine too.


Erica Eisen, the new EBW Women's World Champion came out next, joined by Duvalie, NEW Interim Women's Television Champion Sunny Malibu and Millie, her biggest fan. The crowd booed, as the footage replayed of Sunny's attack on Special Referee Hope Mach following the screwy finish to the title match.

Erica: Bow to your Queen! Dorks, losers, incels, and marks, you have a glowing, vibrant, and radiant icon with the coveted title once again. It should never leave the Queen. Yes, I AM a Queen, and not like other supposed Queens who are more concerned about getting fake tits and a boyfriend who can't speak the same language. Besides, I don't really swing that way. I'm a Queen and a Golden Goddess. You can throw Angels at me, or Machs, or BeShemoths, or that bitch with the Chains, or anyone else for that matter. They're not taking this from me again. We're not here to talk about me though. We're here to discuss my new friend Sunny Malibu. Think of her more like associate of Eisenritter. We had similar goals, and we worked together to get it done.

Sunny Malibu: I appreciate the warm welcome Erica. Any animosity we might have had at any point, you can consider that wiped clean. We made a good team on this one. Summer is over huh? Seems that way, but my "Cruel Cruel Summer" will keep on going as the NEW "Interim" Television Champion. You're all wondering why aren't you? Why did I do it? Want to hear the bad guy tell you the whole plot? It's a simple story. It's a revenge story. Lady M's never believed in me. Once upon a time, she claimed that I was Ace material back in Sparkle, but that didn't happen like I had hoped, and any time I came into EBW, she was never there to lend a hand or help me keep my foot in the door. Being a success meant everything to me, but I was being denied. You know who was never denied? Hope Mach. That stuck up bitch got everything I should have had simply by being a Mach. So, I set about my plan, but only after I received a little training.

Duvalie: That is where I came in. You might not know this, but I am more than a mere Maid. Let's just say I have skills that make me very dangerous.

Sunny Malibu: Skills that I required for my mission. Skills that allowed me to jump behind Hope Mach, and take away the precious gift of hearing from the privileged brat. That's right, I did that. You had your eyes on Duvalie, when it was me the entire time. Duvalie had the Interim title, and she had every intention of happily handing it over to me.

Duvalie: My Mistress wished for it to be so, so it was so. I held the title until such time as we could spring our trap. No one else stood a chance.

Sunny Malibu: So that's how I paved a path to the title, but it was getting back into EBW that was the real challenge, because M's didn't give a shit about Sunny Malibu anymore. She had new toys to play with. Failures like Wagner, Blaze, BeShemoth, the James Sisters, and Chains. She didn't care about me. So, I had some help from-

Millie: Millie Malibu! Sunny's loving and adoring sister! I would do anything for Sunny, even if that meant pretending to be a Lady M's fan, even though it made me sick, and I wanted to puke, and I felt nauseous, and it gave me a headache, and I wanted to-

Sunny Malibu: I think they get the idea Millie. The point is, that Millie made sure I got signed back into EBW, so I could be put into THIS position, and I-


Lady M's tried running down to the ring, but Jenny and Jessica James blocked her.

Sunny Malibu:Better listen to your "security" M's, because I won't hesitate to fight you, even with that little baby bump you've got there. It'd be self defense from the looks of things. Why did I do all of this M's? Now you know. I am buying into the Tess mindset. I am aligning with the Eisenritter way of doing things. I am here to make you pay, and I will hurt Hope Mach even more when we face off for an Undisputed Television Champion. This title is my ticket. You can't stop it from happening. "The Mom" will see her baby girl's career ended.

Backstage

Sal Paradise was leading a laughing Amigo to the ring, with Kinniku Mike fretting not too far behind as his little son followed him.

Isiah: That sure was fun in Edo Dad, but we didn't really get to do much together. Do you think we can hang out more now that-

Kinniku Mike: Kid, I think that it was truly....truly awesome, that you stowed aboard a plane to follow me to Edo. However, don't you have a home to get back to? I'm sure someone is very worried about yo-

Isiah: Nope! I live with you now!

Kinniku Mike: I'm sorry what?

Isiah: It's going to be just you and me now.

Kinniku Mike: ....O-oh.

Amigo: *in the distance* AHAHAHAHA!

Kinniku Mike: You're enjoying this WAAAAY too much Amigo! You think I deserve this? DON'T ANSWER THAT!


3. EBW Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)/Amigo(c) vs. Firebrand X/Subculture ended in a No Contest
-Thrilling tag bout for the titles saw a funky finish, when Maurice ran out and attacked both teams very early on, leading to a chorus of boos and thrown garbage from the crowd.

Tommy Dukes: Yikes! Despite losing to Mike and Amigo in singles action, Maurice is still salty, beyond salty. What IS beyond salty. What would you call that?

Nerma: PISSED!

Tommy Dukes: Or NETTLED!

Nerma: This ain't Tack here! Wait...Maurice is walking up to little Isiah. Leave him alone you prick!

Tommy Dukes: Oh no! Mike is getting up! He's struggling to get back to his feet! He's guarding Isiah. Maurice is grinning ear to ear. He's got Mike's kryptonite!


4. 8-Woman Tag: Erica[o]/Kaie/Bev/Raza beat Christina Angel/Faris Angel[x]/Jenny James/Jessica James via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
-A heated war ensued that saw Christina trying her best to get a measure of revenge on Erica. She repeatedly demanded a rematch during the bout, tossing Kaie out of the ring uncharacteristically just to get to the World Champion. Lots of stories playing out here, but Faris trying to regain relevance was a major factor. Finish came when Faris missed her Time Fire Kick, and ate the Air Raid Crash for the pin for the World Champion.

Nerma: That's not what the Angels or James Sisters were wanting at all. Eisenritter and Muscle Girl Security continue a return to dominance for Erica. Muscle Girl Security will definitely want a rematch as well, so we might be seeing some title rematches very soon.

5. EBW Challenge Championship: Bashin Dan beat Cade(c) via DQ -> It's not really a title defense. It's more shenanigans than a title defense. More like a title offense to my senses am I right?
-Main event saw even more shenanigans afoot, in the continuing rivalry between Bashin Dan and Cade. Cade continues to show a mixture of aggression and aloofness, and that was on display here. Dan was taking what Mach said to heart and trying to beat his rival once and for all, but once again Cade deprived him of the pleasure, this time attack Dan with a chair repeatedly, getting himself DQ'd.

Tommy Dukes: Son of a bitch! He did it again! Here comes Jammer, Vape, and Benjamin to make the save. I can't believe Cade keeps doing this to Dan, his most hated rival!

Nerma: You can't? You can't believe it?

Tommy Dukes: ....Alright, so maybe I CAN, but I'd rather not see it.

Nerma: *nods*


The real main event for Xcite saw Noah Jennings come out with Orange Man and w00t. w00t was booed loudly, while all the network news channels added loud boos and nazis to Orange Man's entrance. They of course claimed it was unedited.

Noah Jennings: Welcome everyone, to the historic moment. Pretty soon, the polls are going to open, and you all will decide the future of EBW. You will help me, by electing someone, who can take my company, and lead it bravely forward, better than I can, because I'm super busy with business stuff, my ex-wife claims I should pay "alimony" or something, and my current and forever wife, has been bored at home since sports died, so she wants to take me to "pound town" as it were. I'm fine with that. We'll end the show tonight, we some closing words from the candidates. Let's hear from Orange Man!

Orange Man: This is great, it's good stuff, and I-


The channel cut away for 10 minutes, reporting on "breaking stories" about how Orange Man voters were super mega Hitlers, who burned down cities and killed people.

Noah Jennings: Well said Orange Man. You made a great argument for yourself. Really glad you got a fair shake, and celebrities with shit opinions didn't try to bend over backwards to rig an election against you. That's really good. Now, we have w00t and-

w00t: Save it Jennings, just like I'm going to SAVE EBW. I've been to the top before, and then I just thought the position was beneath me, but now I realize I can lift the position up to my lofty standards and genius, and I can bring you all up a little too. We'll be heading towards a better EBW, and a better Eagleland, when I join forces with soon to be President Harley Rex. Together we'll undo the ideals of "Making Eagleland Great Again", and focus on reminding everyone why they're shit, and need to be better instead. It's important that we facilitate the other promotions and other countries that bash us behind our backs, and take advantage of us. You might not understand, but you're not a celebrity, so I wouldn't understand you to be enlightened enough. You all need to be better, and I'll take you there. I guarantee it. Trust me, and just accept that I will be the EBW President. Orange Man doesn't stand a chance. I've made sure of that.

Noah Jennings: Ominous. Should I check for voter fraud?

w00t: Uh....no?

Noah Jennings: Huh....well I'm convinced. That almost wraps it up, but-

w00t: Again, you can just save it. Just open the polls.

Noah Jennings: I will w00t....just as soon as the third party candidate chimes in.

w00t: I'm sorry what?

Noah Jennings: Last minute, and highly irregular sure, but not against the rules. A Trevor Mach idea I actually liked a lot. Here he comes......SWIFT!

w00t: What the fu-


Swift rushed into the ring, hit the ropes and POUNCED w00t right out of the ring.

Swift: That's what's up! You're not going to vote for this Orange Man, and you're not going to vote for that scum sucking piece of trash on the ground out there. You're going to vote for me, because I'm the King of this ring, and I'll fight to make EBW the best for us, for me, and for you. Besides, what better way to stick it to w00t, then to take this from him right? Haha!

Noah Jennings: The polls are officially OPEN!

w00t: NOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

9/27/2020 4:51 am  #802


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

EBW World

Nerma: Well, it's official. Swift won the election with a MAJOR landslide, proving that third party CAN beat the two party system. Hear that Eagleland? Do you hear me? Seriously....hear me. The move was sudden, but Swift is so beloved and feared that most voted expected he would personally come to their houses and POUNCE them if he lost. President Swift huh? It's like those Bad Dudes movies. Coincidence, or fate is running out of good ideas. Hahaha! So yeah, this week's Xperience will see the inauguration of President Swift. A card has already been lined up for the event, and it'll be a good one. Muscle Girl Security will be getting their rematches for the World Tag Team Championships, and the World Team Champions will defend in the main event, as w00t has decided to retaliate personally for his loss. He has recruited Television Champion Cadmus, Challenge Champion Cade, and Maurice to help him in his war. The target? Well, take a look at this.

Renegade Arena - Backstage

Right after Xcite ended, a livid w00t rushed up to a laughing Trevor Mach.

w00t: You think this is funny don't you?

Trevor Mach: I'll be laughing about this one for a long time w00t my man. No way you're beating Swift. Kiss your President ambitions goodbye.

w00t: This was YOUR idea wasn't it?

Trevor Mach: It was. I was surprised Swift went for it, but now he'll be the head honcho, and you'll be down here with us "common folk". Try not to get to teary eyed, cause I don't want to hear a sob story about how I took this from you. You tried to cheat from the moment you started running.

w00t: I do what I have to so that I can survive and thrive. "Cheat" is a word that weak minded fools use to excuse their failures. This wasn't my fault. I didn't fail. YOU did this! "Bushido Renegade" huh? You want to be an outlaw? That's fine, because I'm going to put a bounty on your head. More than that. I'm going to personally knock you off your high horse "cowboy". Maybe I've been wrong all these years to focus on Tack or Swift, when you have always been the biggest pain in the ass.

Trevor Mach: Glad you finally figured that out.

w00t: You've been allowed to run wild for too long.

Trevor Mach: Sounds like you want a fight w00t. I'm game for that. Right here, and right now. Only, you'd better hit me with your best. If I get back up, you're not walking out of here.

w00t: We'll fight alright. We'll fight in and out of the ring. We'll fight, with every tool I have at my disposal. I'll make you regret getting on my bad side.

Trevor Mach: I didn't know know you had a good side. Looks all bad from here. Throw a punch or get out of my face.

w00t: Just you wait.


EBW: Xperience "The Swift Administration"
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN


1. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Jammer/Benjamin vs. Grind/Switchback/Poison Jam
2. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships No Rules: Jenny James(c)/Jessica James(c) vs. Bev/Raza
3. Luchajack Match: Javier Leos vs. Rude
4. Non-Title Women's Singles: Hope Mach vs. Troian
5. EBW World Team Championships: Tack Angel(c)/Trevor Mach(c)/Firebrand X(c)/Subculture(c) vs. w00t/Cadmus/Cade/Maurice

     Thread Starter
 

9/28/2020 8:24 am  #803


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Battle Spirits Dojo

Dan was mindlessly lifting some light weights, while staring at Hope. Hope was lifting a heavy bag and performing suplexes with it. Dan seemed enamored by her persistence to keep going, and felt inspired. He suddenly found himself not alone.

Jessica James: She's something, isn't she?

Bashin Dan: She really is. Wait....you...you're Jessica right?

Jessica James: Jessica James. Yeah, that's right.

Bashin Dan: You know Hope pretty well?

Jessica James: Better than most, or at least I used to. We were very close. She's amazing isn't she?

Bashin Dan: She absolutely is. I was wondering how I got so lucky to find her.

Jessica James: I was wondering the same thing myself.

Bashin Dan: Huh?

Jessica James: She deserves the best . She deserves a man....or woman....who is at the top of their game. I've been looking you up a little. You're a once in a lifetime talent, that keeps falling back into complacency. It's like a pattern, and it's not good enough for her. You need to do two things. Stop worrying about her is the first. She was deaf her whole life. When she gets into the grove, she'll be better now then she was before. She's back in her element. The other senses get stronger. I spent a lot of time of the road with her. I saw it for myself. "Tough bitch" is what they all called her. Hell, she really is. Don't know what I'd do in her position.

Bashin Dan: ....What's the second thing you want me to do Jessica.

Jessica James: Stop holding back! Stop being fine with what you've got. Strive for more, and when you get it, stay there, because she deserves it.

Bashin Dan: With all due respect, I fight with my heart, always with my heart. It burns hot for competition, but also the other things that are important in my life. My friends and family will never be second best. If I stumble sometimes because I care, then I stumble. That's fine. The world can say what they want about me. What they should pay attention to, is the fact that I'll never give up. If I stumble, I get back on my feet. I will not surrender, and I will fight for what I believe in!

Jessica James: Even Hope?

Bashin Dan: Especially Hope! I love her!


The two realized they were shouting, and turned to see everyone but Hope were looking at them. Dan was embarrassed, while Jessica simply gave them the bird.

Jessica James: I hope you mean what you say Dan, because if she's unhappy, I'll be there to make sure she's happy.

Bashin Dan: I'm not quite sure what you're getting at still.

Jessica James: We used to be what you and her are now.

Bashin Dan: ....Wait...wait what? How does that work?

Jessica James: Are....are you serious?

Bashin Dan: No. I'm not stupid. Got you though didn't I?

Jessica James: ....You really did.

Bashin Dan: Hey, do you play Battle Spirits?

Jessica James: What IS Battle Spirits?

Bashin Dan: I'm glad you asked new friend. Come on.

Jessica James: What?! Where are we going?


As Dan took Jessica away to bore her to tears with his favorite card game, Jenny James was standing over Jammer, who was lifting weights. She was slowly adding more pressure to the bar.

Jenny James: Come on. Surely you can bench more than that.

Jammer: I uh...I uh....I can try?

Jenny James: Don't try Jammer. Just do it. I need a tough, strong, physical man who can handle me.

Jammer: I'm both intrigued and frightened.

Jenny James: Come on Jammer. You lift this, and you and I can hit the showers. You know what happens next?

Jammer: No idea?

Jenny James: Hehe...."Boomshakalaka".


Jammer suddenly found the strength to lift the bar all the way up.

Jammer: Yeah! Now, let's hit the show-

Jenny James: I'm not dirty. Maybe some other time.

Jammer: What? But-

Jenny James: I was just seeing where your head was at. I like it. You're amuse me. May be possibility for you yet.

Jammer: *whispers to himself* He's on firrrrrrre.


Crystal Heaven

The whole family was gathered around, holding the new children, with Tack nervously holding little Aiko, who was born a clown for some reason. They were sitting around the television watching Tack's TED talk.

Tack walked up to the stage kicking and posing to a group of people who had never watched wrestling.

Tack Angel: Hey hey! It's me Tack Angel, the Star Prince! Yeah! Boy a TED Talk? They should really call it a "Tack Talk"! AHAHAHA-

Tack quickly turned it off.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I can't defend OR watch anymore of that. Sorry ladies, I-

Amy Angel: Tack, we all need to talk to you.

Tack Angel: Uh oh.

Tracy Angel: Yeah. Uh oh.

Iroha Angel: I made an ultimatum to you, and I understand that you've been home with our children, and I appreciate that, but I meant it. You have until the end of the year to settle things with Cadmus.

Tack Angel: I'm gonna! I was just busy-

Amy Angel: Filming that Ted Talk? Tack, we all need to see you realize that full potential. We need you to be the man we know you can be. The best. Not just the "Star Prince", but the ACE of EBW. We demand that your finish this business with Cadmus. You MUST do it by the end of the year, or we'll ALL be leaving.

Tack Angel: Wait what?! Really?! No! Why?

Eris Angel: They're trying to encourage you to be the best. The plan is that tying the success of your wrestling career to your family and its future will make you care about the wrestling you rea-perform in.

Tara Angel: Not only that, but I will be forced to bring about the downfall of this reality, and bring forth a hellish eternal nightmare or unending insanity.

Tracy Angel: Wow! That one's got the theatrics huh?

Faris Angel: Let this motivate you.

Tack Angel: ....Putting my on the spot here ladies. I'm pressed for time!

Nani Angel: You literally have months.

Tack Angel: .....I-

Aoki Angel: *honk*

Tack Angel: Ah! Too much pressure!

Amy Angel: You can do it. We believe in you. However, until you start to make that change, we're going to have to keep you at arm's length. Meaning no more *sigh* Oppai Tuedays.

Tack Angel: Aw shit!

Iroha Angel: Language in front of the children!

Tack Angel: Fine. I'll do this! Just watch! I'll do it! I'll remind all of you, and all of them, what it means to be Star Pr- I mean TACK ANGEL!


Tack ran out of the room, and immediately started doing squats outside.

Amy Angel: Should we tell him he could at least sit down for dinner first?

Iroha Angel: No, it's better this way. Plus, this is what happens when you leave me to sit in a room for months on in. I get....ideas.

Makoto Angel: I wonder how that TED Talk went? What was he even doing there?

Faris Angel: Trying to talk about brand marketing I think. He's pasted his brand on so many things, he's only getting beaten by Vape in the art of selling out. I do love my Star Prince Body Pillow though.

Makoto Angel: I think we all do.

Eris Angel: What's wrong with all of you? He's a WEIRDO!


Mach Residence

Lady M's was sitting back drinking a can of "Star Soda" and eating a "Star Bar", as she continued laughing at the "Tack Talk".

Tack Angel: Wow, this is really going bad. I can't stop sweating. No, this isn't part of the speech! Help!

Lady M's: Hahaha!

Tack Angel: OH! I can talk about how your brand marketing can help you in secretive ways. For instance, I claim that my new products "Star Soda" and the "Star Bars" are full of vitamins and nutrients that can help pregnant women.

Lady M's: *talking to the television* Only reason I'm eating them dude.

Tack Angel: BUT, what is ACTUALLY in them, are hormones made to increase the thickness of a woman's "plot" and "backstory"!

Lady M's: *spits her drink* Son of a bitch! Tack you asshole, I thought it was the pregnancy! I'm going to kill him!


Later that night, Tack was still out in the field doing squats. A figure watched over him from the roof of Crystal Heaven.

?: Don't worry my love. You don't have to do any of this alone. Luck is on your side.

The figure watched as a car pulled up beside Tack.

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh hey Tali! What's u-AHHHH!

Lady M's punched him in the face as hard as she could.

?: Uh....your luck will change tomorrow?

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9/29/2020 8:39 am  #804


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



 

There was a cold open to Xperience, as the Presidential theme began to play. The crowd went wild as Swift came out in a suit, which he quickly tore the sleeves off of. He was joined by Noah Jennings, Lady M's, and Lucca.

Noah Jennings Wrestling fans around the world, welcome the Xperience, and as you can see, we're starting things off right. We're starting with the introduction of our NEW EBW President! That's right, and OVERWHELMING majority of you have declared that Swift will be leading EBW into the future! This was supposed to be a united ceremony, with all of the authority figures welcoming you Swift, but as it turns out Tess is-

Lady M's: Tess is a bitch, and she's a sore loser. w00t didn't get it, and you did Swift. Congratulations. Look, I managed to even show up, and I'm out here in sweat pants, sporting a beach ball under the shirt here.

Lucca: Sir, allow me. It is true that Tess is in fact a "bitch" as it were, but we're not here to talk about that. We're not here to talk about the betrayal of the annoying intern, or the actions of Sunny Malibu. Sir believes that Hope will let Sunny know exactly how they both feel about her, as soon as she's ready and warmed up. No, we're here to celebrate the election of a man who knows this business inside and out. He's been here from nearly the beginning, and he has made his mark as an exceptional athlete. He has been booed and cheered over the years, but deep down, he has always been true to EBW....we hope.

Swift: Heh, you're not wrong about that I guess. I could've done anything, and fought anywhere, but I made EBW my home for all of these years. I wouldn't do that if I didn't care I guess. Maybe a little bit. Don't get too emotional. I'll cock an eyebrow at you! I'd like to come in here, rub my head against these ropes, and claim this as my territory, and now, it turns out that it is, but how I expected. Trevor Mach suggested I run. He knew how it worked before when he beat Ness in the election, so he got my name on the ballot. Come on out here Mach. We need to talk.


The Bushido Renegade came to the ring, sporting a baseball bat and the old signature cowboy hat from his time as leader of Bushido Mission.

Swift: Feeling insecure Mach? Your wife is right here,

Trevor Mach: Oh, it's not you this is meant for. Give it time. I know how this works by now.

Swift: Right. I'm expecting it too. Mach, you and I have a history. We go way back. You were still a weirdo in a wizard robe and hat when you welcomed me to EBW. I never really knew what to make of you, but I guess that's part of the point isn't?

Trevor Mach: Yep.

Swift: You've been a friend, and you've been a son of a bitch, and it's gone on and on and on. EBW never stops after all. That shit, the war between us, is over as far as I'm concerned. I'm making it official, and bury the hatchet, if you're willing.

Trevor Mach: Despite the shit talking brah, I've always had respect for you. Yeah man, we're cool. I'll always have your back El Presidente.


The two fist bumped as the crowd cheered.

Swift: That's diplomacy right? First time trying it. I think it was presidential.

Trevor Mach: Nailed it bro.

Swift: People, this is the start of a new damn era for EBW, and I really mean that. Time to turn up the heat! Time to shake it up! When I played the President in Bad Dudes, I played a take no shit bad ass, because it's true to life, and that's how I'm going to handle this. The best damn wrestling on the planet, that's what people come to expect from EBW, that and bullshit shenanigans. We have plenty of that, so I think we're going to be jus-


Suddenly, w00t came out on stage with Heat Parade.

w00t: Can it you imposter! You fake King! You're a fraud! I'd demand a recount, but I know it would be tainted!

Trevor Mach: The reason I brought the bat.

Swift: I hear ya. w00t, you whiny little bitch, I won, so get over it. I always win when it's between me and you. Way back when, when you wore that stupid hat and did your little trivia quiz shows on the first episode of Xcite. I could beat you then, and I did. I've been doing it ever since.

w00t: Spare me your bravado Swift. I don't care! You might win battles, but the genius, the TRUE genius wins the WAR! I've been ignoring my intellect too much these days. I've been allowing myself to be dragged down to your level. Noah, you made a big mistake making him President, because I will destabilize this company, to show you that he can't put it back together! I have grudges now! I have receipts to carry out. To our Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine, I will NOT forget the disrespect you've shown me. To Swift, I will carry out my vengeance in due course. To Trevor Mach...heh....like I said before, you've been unchecked for too long. You are going to war you ignoramus, but I'm the Sun Tzu to your Celtic nitwit with a bat! So many ways I can get to you. Like your wife right there. 

Trevor Mach: You want to try to mess with my Lady there? You better bring a whole army pal, and I'm not just talking about what I'd do to you. She'd mangle your ass.

w00t: The best way to get Tack Angel's attention was always to put his family into harm's way. You have a wife that is pregnant and-

Trevor Mach: Unlike Tack, if you even nudge her, I WILL shoot you in the face, and happily go to prison for it.

w00t: And....I knew you'd say that....so...when we get into the ring fellas, we're NOT going to touch Lady M's. Understood?

Trevor Mach: Bosses, I think you should high tail it.

Lady M's: I'd really rather no-

Lucca: This way sir. I've lifted the ropes.

Lady M's: *sigh* You won't take no for an answer will you?

Lucca: I'll drag you out if I have to.

Trevor Mach: President Swift? You too partner.

Swift: Unlike the movies, the President feels like getting his hands dirty with a Bad Dude.

Trevor Mach: Well alright then.


w00t, Chad Salad, Misogynist Paul, Robert Sandwich, and Sammy the Simp surrounded the ring. w00t blew a whistle, and out came Maurice, Cade, and Cadmus as well. He blew another whistle, and Dogma Mask came out with Reno, Rude, and his masked Priests.

w00t: As you can see, we have a lot of unhappy voters that really want that recount.

Swift: I'll give him a State of the Union upside the head instead.

w00t: Two against all of us?

Trevor Mach: Bring more next time.

w00t: This isn't a movie, and we have no intention of coming into the ring one at a time like idiot ninjas! GO!


The men swarmed the ring, with Mach and Swift doing everything they could to fight off the hordes of heels. Suddenly, Kinniku Mike and Amigo ran out. They attacked Maurice and pulled him out of the ring. Tack Angel came out and went after Cadmus. The Lucha Bastards and The Legion came out to fight off "Dogma". The Dan Club ran out to chase down Cade. It left Mach and Swift able to batter down Heat Parade and send them packing. They backed w00t into a corner, and he quickly escaped the ring and left through the crowd.

w00t: This isn't over. This is just getting started. We're going to act like true, intelligent, and morally superior Eaglelanders, by protesting this Presidency for the next four years with violent rage! 

Swift: Looking forward to it.

w00t: We're not done tonight Mach. Not by a long shot.

Trevor Mach: Can't wait.


Backstage

Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, because Ted is in critical condition at the hospital. We wish him a speedy recovery! I'm joined by the Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine. You just saw what happened out there. What are your thoughts?

Mav Valentine: Good for Swift. That guy is a beast, and he nearly killed me, but I managed to come out on top. The Presidency is a good consolation prize I'd think. If Mr. President ever wants to step in the ring for a rematch, I'd accept. No question. Doesn't mean I'm looking by you Mach. "Bushido Renegade", I know how dangerous you can be when you're focused, and I'm seeing a sharp focus in those eyes. I'm seeing more than rage. I'm seeing controlled rage, and when man like you has the will to control that fire, it's downright terrifying....to just about everyone....but not me. I'm not afraid. I'm not underestimating, but I'm not afraid. We're going to have a Last Man Fighting match. I accepted that challenge. The E1 Winner vs. the Triple Crown World Champion. That'll be one to see. I'll be shaking off that Swift beating, and keeping in shape, and watching you compete, because I'm going to be ready, and I'll beat you again. Count on it.


EBW: Xperience "The Swift Administration"
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN


1. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan[o]/Jammer/Benjamin beat Grind/Switchback/Poison Jam[x] via Brave Clash -> Pin
-In the opening contest, the Dan Club had a highly energetic battle against The Legion. With Generator watching on the outside, Legion was looking to be in control, trapping Benji in their corner and working him over. Suddenly, Hotlanta came out of the crowd and attacked Generator, while sporting a Dogma mask. The break in the action allowed Benjamin to tag in Dan, who ran wild on The Legion, ducking a lariat from Poison Jam, before his own kick to the midsection and the signature Brave Clash for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Yikes! Dogma has Hotlanta now? He's like a mercenary, he has no loyalties, and does what he wants. I guess aligning with Dogma helps him stay close to his eternal rival Generator.

Nerma: Dan was looking sharp. He took advantage of that. He's helping up Legion now, but in the ring he had focus. Good stuff....except for the attack thing....sorry Generator.


2. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships No Rules: Jenny James(c)/Jessica James(c)[o] beat Bev/Raza[x] via Package Piledriver -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-The No Rules environment made it perfect for Muscle Girl Security to do anything they could to get back the World Tag Team Championships in this title rematch, but The James Sisters were prepared. Expected Eisenritter interference, Gold, Kimber Blaze, and Lt. Lacy Wagner came out to fend off Kaie, Eve, and Sylvie. Alison Chains ran down and tossed a chain to Jessica James, who belted Bev in the face with it, knocking her out of the ring. She then set up for a Package Piledrive on Raza, and had Jenny help with momentum off the top rope for the pin and the title defense.

Nerma: M's security, the James Sisters have beaten Tess's Muscle Girl Security once again for the title defense. We're not sure where Tess is tonight, but she can't be happy about those titles remaining out of her grasp. Eisenritter have World Championship back and the Interim Television Championship. Who knows what they intend to throw at the James Sisters next.

Backstage

Tack Angel was catching his breath from trying to catch Cadmus.

Makoto Angel: Tack! Tack! That was great, seeing you go after Cadmus like that!

Tack Angel: Is it enough?

Makoto Angel: Huh?

Tack Angel: Will you all love me again now? I'm trying!

Makoto Angel: We all still love you. That won't change. We simply agreed that you need to realize your full potential. If we're all trying our best, then you need to as well. You need to be the Tack Angel that won the World Championship on the beach in Summers when you were still only 16-bit.

Tack Angel: I overcame my bit decencies yes, but priorities have changed so much, and so have I-

Makoto Angel: We all fell in love with THAT Tack Angel. The Tack that ripped up his John Tack t-shirt and said, I WON'T be a puppet! Be a hero again. Be a "Bad Dude"! Until then, we're still keeping Oppai Tuesdays off the table. I'm sorry. I don't really like being the one to tell you this. I didn't want to be the messenger, but I'm literally doing the interviews tonight so I have no cho-

Tack Angel: It's alright Makoto. Dry your eyes and take a deep breath. You're right. I know I still have it in me to be that Tack Angel. I can even be better than that Tack Angel. After all, I have ALL the bits!

Makoto Angel: Great! It's such a relief to hear you say that. I'm so proud of you. I feel better telling you this part then. Amy said that if you and the other Team Champions don't defend your titles tonight, then you have to start sleeping in the Pirate Ship.

Tack Angel: WHAT?!

Makoto Angel: Eep!


3. Luchajack Match: Rude beat Javier Leos via Rulebreaker STO -> Pin
-The highflying members of the roster all surrounded the ring for the Luchajack match between Javier Leos and Rude of "Dogma". The force assembled around Dogma Mask, who found assistance in the Church of all places, to begin a push to make everyone wear masks. Leos continues to stand tall without his mask, and continues to be the prime target, but he's earned the respect and support of Legion and the Lucha Bastards, who stood on his side of the ring. Incredible acrobatics without all that grappling to get in the way from Leos, while Rude forced him to fight, and fight hard, with his more gritty striking. Late in the match Reno got physical, by jumping into the ring and attacking Leos from behind, by trying put a mask over his head. He fought it off, but ran into a Rulebreaker STO from Rude and the pin.

Tommy Dukes: That sort of thing can happen in a match like this, but you still hate to see it. They did well to stay in the ring most of the ring, but Reno was more than happy to get in there and help his buddy. You know, he's moving well these days, like a return to the ring might be coming or something. Hmmm.

Backstage

Hope was getting warmed up, with Christina Angel approached. Hope spun to meet her without being able to hear a sound.

Christina Angel: You felt me coming, and you didn't hear it. You must be back to your old self.

Hope Mach: *nods*

Christina Angel: I'm glad to see that. My heart is broken that you're like this again, but I knew you could overcome it, and you knew it too. You're ready. I want to be in your corner. Too much insanity going on tonight. People are picking sides, and they are ready to win at all costs. I'm sick of it. Tess wants the Women's Division to be meaningless. It means a lot to me, so I want to see this match go down as planned.

Hope Mach: *sign* Thank you.

Christina Angel: Hey, we're best friends. That's what I'm here for.


4. Non-Title Women's Singles: Hope Mach beat Troian via Olympic Slam x Ankle Lock -> Submission
-Hope Mach was in top form against the mimic Troian. Troian was dressed as Sunny to try and stir her up, but the deaf olympic level athlete was undeterred. Christina's presence kept any outside interference from coming out, giving us a breather from all the chaos in the ring so far. Troian could mimic a lot about Hope's move set, but nobody could out wrestle her on the mat. She slammed Troian with the Hagen Suplex, and ground pounded her, before lifting her up for the Olympic Slam. An Ankle Lock lead to the Submission victory. 

Nerma: Best match of the night so far. Pure, solid, athleticism from the progeny of Trevor and M's. That's our former World Champion and CURRENT Television Champion. Hear that Sunny? You might have A title, but it's not THE title, and Hope Mach is coming for you.

Millie Malibu: Hey! Hey! I got something to say to you! Not Hope, cause she can't hear a thing. You can tell her though. Sunny is going to crush her, beat her, pummel her, and rip her apart, and it's going to be cool, cause my big sis is the BEST!

Nerma: Where did that little shit come from? Where did she go?


5. EBW World Team Championships: w00t/Cadmus[o]/Cade/Maurice beat Tack Angel(c)[x]/Trevor Mach(c)/Firebrand X(c)/Subculture(c) via Dark Star Cutter -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Team Champions!
-A grueling match, saw the World Team Champions join forces against a team assembled by w00t. President Swift was seen watching from the VIP Box, as the bout got underway. Intense action, with w00t and Cade trying to strategically target Mach, He managed to knock w00t off the side of the ring, and used an arm drag to wrench at Cade, but w00t order Maurice into the ring to kick him in the back of the head. The pattern continued whenever Trevor specifically gained control. Late in the match, w00t threw powder in his face, and tossed him out of the ring. The entire match Tack was trying to get into the ring with Cadmus and finally got his chance, but as he approached, w00t hit the wKo out of nowhere. He ordered his team to lock down X and Subculture, while Cadmus played up the theatrics and mocked Tack before delivering a Dark Star Cutter of his own, and the Television Champion also claimed Tack's World Team Championship ring.

Tommy Dukes: More of that nonsense from w00t. He played a chicken shit game tonight. It worked, and that's what's so annoying. w00t's assembled team have the rings now. President Swift doesn't look happy about it. w00t is celebrating with his team, but here comes Mach! Trevor just dragged w00t back into the ring! A series of takedowns, and he's got him in the Kimura! He's ripping at him, as w00t's team, Trevor's team, and security try to break it up! What a wild night! It's Swift's show from here on out! Hope he can run the asylum!

Crystal Heaven

That night, a sullen Tack Angel lay in a hammock next to Pirate Bill.

Pirate Bill: Zzzzzz.....Yarrrrrr....ZZzzzzzzz......Yarrrrrr......

Tack Angel: *sigh* Guess I really do got to care again.


Outside of the boat, a figure was watching.

?: My love....it's time for a change, and luck WILL be on your side. Sorry it wasn't tonight....I got caught up in stuff. *sigh*

Last edited by Machismo (9/29/2020 8:40 am)

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10/01/2020 4:00 am  #805


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

EBW World

Nerma: Nerma here with another EBW World update, like usual, but every time stuff happens. I've always got stuff to show you. Look at my baby bump for example. It's getting big so fast. We don't know the gender yet. But wait, don't change the channel! We've got wrestling stuff too! Yeah, the Lakitus work around the clock FOR YOU! Give them a hand, cause we can't give them a raise! Yeah! The Swift Administration is already working hard to shape EBW in a new image, even though w00t is assembling dissenters, who can't accept the results of an election, and intend to cry about it for 4 years.

Swift's Office

Swift was sitting in an office with a pre-flipped table. The sleeves were still ripped off our his suit.

Swift: Alright, let's get this shit started. I want to see more wrestling, and better wrestling, with no bullshit. I want more security around the ring. I want true winners and losers. I'll let the rules be a little lax in the ring, as long as it's action from the combatants in the match. If you try and get involved, you'll be taken to the back by security and held until the show is over. Simple as that. Also, Mach has made it clear he wants to bring back the Bushido Mission. I always liked the Bushido Mission truth be told. It's a more direct style. I want to see "Bushido Rules" matches returned to EBW. That doesn't mean we don't want high flying either. Those acrobatic bastards amuse me. I want to see that too. I want to see everything, and I want the styles to clash sometimes, so we can see which is the best. I've got plans for all of this, and you'll be seeing it in the coming weeks. We have a big event at the end of the month called Hardcore Halloween 2020 in Threed. I intend to make that a show with the Swift stamp of approval. It's not a real stamp. It's me smashing this stupid desk! I'd flip it again if I could! As for w00t and his group of dissenters, I really hope you've got the balls to back up all that bravado. I'd love nothing more than to crush you again.

EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
ENN


1. 6-Man Tag: Grind/Switchback/Generator vs. Hotlanta/Rude/Dogma Priest #1
2. Women's 3- Team Tag: Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong vs. Eve/Sylvie vs. Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner
3. Handicap: Bashin Dan vs. Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich
4. EBW Neon Championship: Fray Tiburon(c) vs. Dogma Mask

House of M's

At the training center that used to be a bar, Trevor Mach gathered Firebrand X, Subculture, Kinniku Mike, and Amigo.

Kinniku Mike: What's up Mach? Make it quick, I have a kid to take care of apparently.

Amigo: Ahahaha! Wait, I was promised sandwiches.

Firebrand X: It's about the Bushido Mission isn't it?

Subculture: What makes you say that?

Firebrand X: He's dressed in MMA gear, and Picky Minch is standing behind him.

Picky Minch: Hey guys!

Subculture: Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Trevor Mach: Correctamundo! Guys, it's time to remind people how good wrestling can be. It's going to shit out there. You see some of the stuff from our competition? From our own show? Wrestling is our life. It's what brought us to the dance. Fighting, is how we live, so let's do it right. I'm not suggesting you all join me in yet another stable, but that we train here together. Tali has been busy with the baby and running the Women's Division. My cousin Heather and Rose Mulligan have moved training facilities to Summers. That leaves me to reopen "THE BAD DUDES DOJO"!

Kinniku Mike: I don't know about-

Trevor Mach: We'll still have beer on tap.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah, I'm in.

Firebrand X: Sounds good to me. I've been using Dan's place. They play cards....but not regular cards. It's weird.

Subculture: I'll do anything to get out of Crystal Heaven. It's a gym where everything is made out of crystal. You ever punch a crystal punching bag REALLY HARD! It hurts!

Firebrand X: Then why did you keep doing it?

Subculture: *sigh* Christina told me to give it a chance and-

Firebrand X: I get it. We do crazy things for our family.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah, I guess we do don't we?

Amigo: ....I'm so lonely.

Trevor Mach: Let's get to work fixing up the place then. You guys want to do this in montage mode or not?

Firebrand X, Amigo, Kinniku Mike, and Subculture: Not.

Trevor Mach: Well damn.


Bashin Dan poked his head into the doorway.

Bashin Dan: Trevor? Can I talk you for a minute?

Trevor Mach: Sure kid. Meet me on the roof.

Subculture: Why the roof?

Trevor Mach: It's more dramatic that way.


The two walked up the stairs.

Firebrand X: .....He's right you know. It's cooler too.

Subculture: I think you have your mask on too tight.


The two stood atop the roof at sunset.

Trevor Mach: What's up Dan?

Bashin Dan: I want to train with you too.

Trevor Mach: Don't you have your own dojo? Your own style?

Bashin Dan: I want to know what Cade knows. He trained with you for a while, and I want face him at that level.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, that makes sense. We both want to get that little bastard under control. Ness trained him to be a hero, and now he's the "villain".

Bashin Dan: Why do you think that is?

Trevor Mach: I think it has something to do with his Dad, and a scribbling I found in Edo. It had my hand writing. Something about it being in the sound.

Bashin Dan: Cade always talks about sound, like he can't hear me anymore, and all he can hear is the bad things in the world.

Trevor Mach: I hear it too honestly, all the time.

Bashin Dan: What do we do about it?

Trevor Mach: I don't think we can do anything about it anymore.  I don't remember much, but I know that Yaggis is still back "there", and we're here, and there is no way that I know of to get back "there". I think this is just something that is in our lives now. Bullshit negativity permeating through every facet of society. We'll fight it in our own way. In the ring.

Bashin Dan: If that's all we can do, then we'll do it. I won't give up on Cade, but I have to be able to match him at every turn. So please, can I train with you?

Trevor Mach: Sure.

Bashin Dan: Yea-

Trevor Mach: If you pay the gym fee.

Bashin Dan: Oh...alright then.

Trevor Mach: You understand. Got a new baby on the way.


Mach went back downstairs.

Trevor Mach: So you guys said montage right? Montage it is!




Crystal Heaven

Narrator: The Tack Show is filmed before a live studio audience.

Tack burst into the living room, smiling, with his arms wide open.

Tack Angel: Tack Angel's in the house!

*Laugh Track*

Little Christina: Silly Daddy, we're all in the house.

*Laugh Track*

Tack Angel: Right, well I'm just saying how happy I am to be home. Having to sleep near a bunch of smelly pirates was not my idea of a fun night.

*Laugh Track*

Helios Angel: Daddy stinks!

Tack Angel: It's nice to see you too Helios.


*Laugh Track*

Amy Angel: Oh no, you're not coming in here until you take a shower mister!

*Laugh Track*

Tack Angel: H-hey, did you hear something? Never mind. The point is, I wouldn't be smelly in the first place, if you hadn't thrown me out.

Amy Angel: Well then, you should've won your match.

Tack Angel: I can't help that!

Amy Angel: Why not?

Tack Angel: Because I lost!


*Laugh Track*

Amy Angel: Tack, we're just trying to push you to be the-

Tack Angel: I know. I know. The best I can be. I was thinking about that. I was thinking last night that it's time to change, but what if I'm happy the way I am. I like being the Star Prince.

Amy Angel: Tack come sit on the couch with me.

Tack Angel: Alright.

Amy Angel: Too close, you still stink!


*Laugh Track*

Tack Angel: Wha-

Amy Angel: Tack, you know the reasons I allowed all of this to happen? The extended family I mean. I realized that you were a larger than life personality, with so much love to give. I didn't want to hold you back from being you. Also, I kind of sort of still felt guilty about using our marriage as a political ploy.


*Laugh Track*

Tack Angel: Hey, I forgot all about that.

Amy Angel: Of course you did.


*Laugh Track*

Amy Angel: I have always wanted you to be larger than life, and somehow, when I see you wanting to stay here, inside these walls, and not focusing on being the very best in the ring, it saddens me.

*cue somber, but thoughtful music*

Tack Angel: Do you hear music?

Amy Angel: Tack, we just want you to be a champion in the ring. You're already champion here.

Audience: Awwww.

Tack Angel: What was that?

Amy Angel: What was what?

Tack Angel: Listen.

Amy Angel: Uh....I don't hear anything.

Tack Angel: Guess it was just me?


Suddenly a rumbling came from the wall.

Wayne Angel: *in the wall* You probably just heard my stomach! When's dinner?

Tack Angel Oh Dad!


*Laugh Track and Applause*

Tack Angel: WHAT IS THAT?!

Last edited by Machismo (10/02/2020 9:42 am)

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10/03/2020 1:56 pm  #806


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling





Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Studio B, for another one of our Neon Nights! I'm Tommy Dukes!

Orange Kid: And I'm Orange Kid!

Tommy Dukes: Huh?

Orange Kid: It's great to be back after being gone for so long! Happy to be here, to shower you all with my true genius and insight!

Tommy Dukes: ...Is...is that right?

Orange Kid: Absolutely! I'm about you hit you all up some doses of Vitamin TRUTH!

Tommy Dukes: ...Uh-huh.

Orange Kid: We have a big show tonight. Our illustrious President Swift wants to light a fire under everyone, and rocket EBW! That means more fights! More action! More shenanigans! More Orange Kid!

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, but where's Apple Kid?

Orange Kid: What Tommy? What?

Tommy Dukes: Let's take it to the ring!

Orange Kid: Yeah!


EBW: Neon Nights
Studio B, Saturn City
ENN


1. 6-Man Tag: Grind/Switchback/Generator beat Hotlanta/Rude/Dogma Priest #1 via DQ
-The opening match continued the war going on between the Luchadors of EBW and Dogma. With a Dogma Priest in action, and Hotlanta once again donning a mask, all eyes were on the Dogma group. They held their own against the high flying Legion, but when Switchback started to run them down, Hotlanta lowblowed him in front of the ref to set him up for the 2x Powerbomb. He placed his foot on Switchback, even though Dogma lost by DQ. The Dogma Priest showed his crazy side with a Tope Suicida on Grind and Generator from the outside. Somewhere, in another dimension, a dork in a mask popped huge for that. The rest of Dogma sans Dogma Mask hit the ring. They all made sure their masks were on before "proudly?" taking the knee.

Tommy Dukes: What a ridiculous sight! They use a show of weakness and conformity, and they make it part of their "victory" pose? They didn't even win!

Orange Kid: Those guys are just aware of the mushroom pandemic spreading through what remains of other "sports". It's proper hygiene to-

Tommy Dukes: I honestly forgot you were here for a minute. It's like, I can't process this.


Backstage

A somber Tack Angel stood before the camera.

Tack Angel: Hi everyone. Welcome to Neon Nights. My name is Tack Angel, or at least, it was. You see, until recently I was just like you. I believed that everything taught to me was right, and everything was as it seemed. Then one day, I found myself pursued by agents of a secret government agency. They held a grudge because I created my own micro-nation, and wiped out every shred of proof that I exist. They took everything. My identity...my life. Now I'm on the run, never knowing when I'll be caught or where my enemies will turn up. They should know, I will do anything to get back what is mine.

Eris Angel: Hey idiot! I found your wallet!

Tack Angel: Oh...where was it?

Eris Angel: In my underwear drawer! What was it doing in there?!

Tack Angel: I...uh...I don't know! But never mind about all that other stuff. Apparently I just misplaced my wallet! Haha! Wait, how do I know this is mine?

Eris Angel: Because it's got the very lewd photo of Yog'tara in it!

Tack Angel: Oh yeah!

Eris Angel: You DO know what she actually looks like right? Mach didn't just get that grey streak through his hair at random! He saw the true visage of madness!

Tack Angel: ....But those tits though.

Eris Angel: *sigh* We need to do something about this. All the wives are trying to get your head in the game! They will quit on you if you don't give them everything you've got! You're too distracted. I will have to take Yog'tara with me to the other side.

Tack Angel: Wait! You can't do that!

Eris Angel: She's evil! Pure madness incarnate! Why do you want to keep her around?!

Tack Angel: I was gonna purify her....with my-

Eris Angel: With your penis. Yes. Yes. You seem to think you can do that for some reason!

Tack Angel: I'm the Star Prince. The Star Rod draws it's power from the mana in the boobs, and uses it to-

Eris Angel: Is the Star Rod your penis?

Tack Angel: ......Yes.

Eris Angel: Ugh! Why do I love you!

Tack Angel: You love me?

Eris Angel: No! I didn't say that!

Tack Angel: You did! You love me! Huzza-

Eris Angel: SLEEP!


Eris waved her arms and knocked out Tack, slumping him over her shoulder, she carried him away.

2. Women's 3-Team Tag: Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner[o] beat Calamity Jane/Lainey Strong and Eve/Sylvie[x] via Cobra Clutch -> Submission 
-A hot contest, with three teams looking to break back into prominence. Eve and Sylvie tried to stir the pot between the other two teams, but Wagner, used her combat skills to snake behind Sylvie, and trapped her in the Cobra Clutch. She wrenched it on the Queen of Soft Style until she had to tap out.

Tommy Dukes: Great match! Good win for Blaze and Wagner. They were needed this to get back to prominence. I see a drunken and slurring Dick Wagner cheering his daughter by the beer stand. Orange, what do you think of Eve? You like muscles? What about her pit game?

Orange Kid: That's not really my fetish Dukes. What a strange fetish.

Tommy Dukes: It's not mine! I-

Orange Kid: Though, if I saw her in the shower, I'd bury my face into her a-

Tommy Dukes: Alright! Alright! I got it! Damn Orange, and you are judging those other fetishes?


3. Handicap: Bashin Dan beat Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich[x] via Fujiwara Armbar -> Submission
-Bashin Dan came out with brand new trunks, and a "Dangerous Player" shirt. He had a mouth guard in, and wrapped fists. Wrestling a more aggressive shoot style, it seemed like the master strategist was trying out a new style. With a take down, he managed to lock Sandwich into a Fujiwara Armbar, and quickly tapped him out, while Chad was not impressed.

Tommy Dukes: A nice win for Dan. He beat two guy in one match, and did it with a new style. The Bushido Style might be Dan's future!

Orange Kid: I used to be an EBW World Tag Team Champion!

Tommy Dukes: ...I know.

Orange Kid: ....Remember Mondo Mole!

Tommy Dukes: Yes.

Orange Kid: Titanic Ant!

Tommy Dukes: Uh huh.

Orange Kid: Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Fraaaaanky! I'm gonna c-

Tommy Dukes: Orange, what's up with you man? You were a dick before you were a weird politician. What's up with this?

Orange Kid: I....I don't know who I am anymore!

Tommy Dukes: Shut up a second! Look! It's EBW Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine! What is he doing out here?!

Mav Valentine: I bet you're wondering what I'm doing out here.

Tommy Dukes: Yes!

Mav Valentine: Well I'm here because I'm the Champion, and what better way to heat up this show then having the Champ show up. I always find myself the odd man out in things. I'm not a member of any faction, and I don't have a long list of friends. I'm not a veteran, nor am I anyone's anointed successor. As much as Mach would say so, I know that "Dan's the man" in the situation, and I'm not implying it's because he's dating his daughter, but I bet it helps. I have to do things my way, and my way is challenging anyone that wants a piece to come out and step up. Maybe one of w00t's stooges? Anyone? The title can't be on the line, but I'm sure a chance to pin me has to offer some prestige these days. So come on out and-





Benjamin came out, tearing off his top armor and running to the ring.

Mav Valentine: Benji? You're the one stepping up huh? No armor?

Benjamin: Here, I don't need it. This is a different battle altogether. Call it inspiration, but I'm fired up. I see a generation of new fighters rising to the top, and I want to be a part of it. I'm more than just Dan's friend. I'm the WARRIOR OF LIGHT! The Warrior of Light is challenging "The Champ". Do you accept?

Mav Valentine: Absolutely. Step up WoL.


4. Non-Title Singles: Mav Valentive beat Benjamin via Mav Buster x Crossface -> Referee Stoppage
-Mav and Benji started trading hard punches, before Benjamin shot for a leg and attempted a heel hook on the downed Valentine. The Maverick put his skills to work and escaped. WoL caught several shots before getting back up to his feet and taking Mav to the mat. After some grappling and submission attempts they both returned to their feet. They bounced around the ring for a bit, waiting for an opportunity to attack. Benjamin shot in for the spear, but Mav blocked it, and hit the Mav Buster. On the ground, he tied up Benji in a Crossface, hoping for the Submission. Benjamin refused to tap out, but the referee had to stop the match. Mav won, but Benjamin earned his respect, and the respect of the fans.

Tommy Dukes: That rocked! Benjamin showing more shades of what he can really do. A very nice surprise.

Apple Kid: .....

Tommy Dukes: Apple?

Apple Kid: What the hell Dukes?

Tommy Dukes: What?

Apple Kid: Orange put a soda machine against my door and stole my spot and you let him?!

Tommy Dukes: I didn't know! I had no idea where you were or why he was here! Why didn't you just move the soda machine?

Apple Kid: Have you tried moving one of those? It held back a black hole once!

Tommy Dukes: What?!


5. EBW Neon Championship: Dogma Mask beat Fray Tiburon(c) via Dogma Bomb -> Pin -> NEW EBW Neon Champion!
-Main event time, as Dogma Mask challenged Fray Tiburon for the Neon Championship. A symbol for the high fliers, the leader of the Dogma unit wanted to take the title as a show of superiority over the luchadors. Fierce competition, with Tiburon stretching and slamming the big man, but Reno interfered on the outside, tripping up the Friar whenever possible. Security swarmed like President Swift had planned. Match heated up with a near fall on Dogma after a Brainbuster. Tiburon tried to take Dogma to the top rope, but Dogma Mask had none of it, pushing Tiburon to the mat. He then hit the Friar with the big boot and a Dogma Bomb for the 1-2-3. Dogma Mask became the new EBW Neon Championship.

Tommy Dukes: I don't believe it! Dogma Mask with the win!? We have a new Neon Champion! The motivations behind this Dogma group are still hazy and nebulous, but they're starting to get a major foothold here with this win.

Apple Kid: When I find Orange Kid, I'm going to have it out. Mark my words. I-

Tommy Dukes: We just saw a thrilling main event!

Apple Kid: I MISSED EVE'S MATCH DAMMIT!

Tommy Dukes: Oh....I get it now.

Last edited by Machismo (10/03/2020 1:59 pm)

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10/04/2020 1:34 am  #807


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

EBW World

Ted Pettentool: Hey everyone! Ted here! Did you miss me? Well, my condition wasn't as bad as they thought. I'm just stuck in this wheel chair for....a little while? I don't know. They wouldn't say how long, but I saw an x-ray behind Doctor Degrees, and wow, does my spine look twisted! Haha....ha. Nerma decided to let me call the shots for this installment because she said, and I quote here, "I don't wanna". Pregnancy, am I right? So, we're heading to Mid-South for the next Xcite! Get ready flyover country! Yeah! Swift is promising an exciting beginning to his administration! He's introducing dark matches before the show, to give the live audience a little something extra! He's also reopened the seal! Bushido Rules are back! What are Bushido Rules? It will be a wrestling match, but will consist of 3 x 5-minutes rounds. Closed fists will be allowed if you wear MMA gloves and grabbing the ropes will not result in a break, unless the two combatants get tied up in them. Obviously, you have to remain on the mat. The winner can be determined by pinfall, submission, KO, TKO, or judge's decision. Low blows and ignoring referee calls can lead to disqualification. The judge's will score the bout in a round by round system. If the score is tied at the end a sudden death round will determine the winner. The main event will see the "Star Army" lead by the Star Prince himself Tack Angel, as he takes on "Dark Star" lead by Television Champion Cadmus. He'll be joined by Cade the FORMER Challenge Champion. More on that later. For now, here's the card!

EBW: Xcite
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN


0. Dark Match Women's 3-Way: Alison Chains vs. Gold vs. BeShemoth
1. Singles: Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge vs. Vape
2. EBW World Tag #1 Contender: Firebrand X/Subculture vs. w00t/Maurice
3. Bushido Rules Singles: Trevor Mach w/ Picky Minch vs. Fighter Daron
4. 6-Woman Tag: Hope Mach/Jessica James/Jenny James vs. Kaie/Troian/Duvalie
5. Non-Title Singles: Sunny Malibu vs. Christina Angel
6. 2-Team Battle Royale: "The Star Army" Tack Angel/Pirate Bill/Saxon/Novus/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. "The Dark Star" Cadmus/Cade/Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul/?

Ted Pettentool: So, we're at later. Yes, I said Cade is the FORMER EBW Challenge Champion. Whaaaa happun?! Well, it's another ruling by Swift. Let's check it out! I'll "roll" the footage! Get it? Because I'm stuck in this wheel chair....it rolls....*sigh*

Swift's Office

Cade, w00t, Cadmus, and Maurice barged into Swift's office. Cade tossed the Challenge Championship onto Swift's desk.

Cade: There. Is that what you want?

Swift: Absolutely.

w00t: This is garbage Swift!

Swift: That's Mr. President to you.

w00t: I don't think so.

Swift: Why haven't I fired you yet?

w00t: Because, we've all banded together to oppose you. All of us and more. If you fire me, they will go on strike.

Swift: It still sounds tempting. I'm mulling it over. Anyways, this title is supposed to symbolize true challenges and pure, athletic competition. It's not meant to be held by someone taking that "villain" shit too seriously. More than once you're screwed your opponents over to hang onto that title, and it's not going to happen on my watch. That's why you're stripped of the title Cade. I'll tell you this too, Bashin Dan IS going to get a match with you, and it's going to be fair. The best will prevail, and be elevated to the main event. For Dan, that's a trip back to where he belongs. For you, I guess it's the spot you think you "deserve".

Cade: Whatever. You think I care what you do? I won't stop following my own path.

Swift: I honestly don't care, but in my ring you WILL compete.

w00t: Power going to your head already? That's fine Swift, because we will see to it that you're kept in check. We're not all forming some big super stable, but we're going to be watching out for each other, especially because of your barbaric rules keeping us away from the ring.

Swift: Oh, you mean the rules that will allow matches to actually happen? Fuck me right? Get out of my office!

w00t: We're just getting started Swift. We have the Team Rings, and now I've become the partner Maurice has been looking for. Together, we're going to take the titles from Paradise Collection. When we start raking in the gold, you'll have to listen to us.

Swift: Just get out before I flip this table at you.

w00t: We're leaving. We'll get that title back too sooner than later. Just you wait and see.

Swift: ....I'm going to flip the table anyways.


Crystal Heaven

Narrator: The Tack Show is filmed by a live studio audience.

It was nighttime in Crystal Heaven, as Eris Angel crept through the Crystal Castle, she quickly realized she didn't need to do that, because crystal doesn't really creak like wood does. She made her way into Tara Angel's room, which was covered in blood, and odd markings all over the room. The only thing that didn't scream horrific horror was a picture of Tack with a pink heart painted on it. Somehow THAT is what made Eris gag. She was hanging upside down, sleeping, and dreaming of the horrors she wished to unleash on the world. Eris quickly pulled out the sleeping bag and encased Tara in it. As she awoke, Eris ripped her down from the ceiling, and zipped up the bag. She dragged the kicking and screaming Tara outside.

Tara Angel: Hey! What are you doing?

Eris Angel: Something that needs to be done! You're going to destroy this reality! It's survived too much to just be wiped away into a nightmare by the likes of you!

Tara Angel: Awwww! Come on! I just want to play with it a wittle! Teeheehee! Seriously though....LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Eris Angel: I don't think so. I'm putting a stop to this. Tack needs us both gone. He may not realize it, but the numbers, the numbers are just too high right now, and he can't be at his best trying to purify an eldritch horror like you.

Tara Angel: You're such a mean bitch!

Eris Angel: I know, but deep down, I really do care about that lunkhead. I still couldn't tell you why. This is for him. You and I are going back where we belong.

Tara Angel: But I want to stay here!

Eris Angel: Yog'tara, creative has nothing for you right now.


In a flash of light, the two were gone, scorched grass the only evidence they were ever there. Tack bolted up to the sound, and looked outside to see the scorched grass. He looked down on his nightstand and saw a note.

Tack Angel: What? It's from Eris? "Dear Tack, sorry but I have to go again. I'm taking Yog'tara with me, and you'll thank me later for that. You probably won't. You're probably thinking about the boobs you've just lost, but focus here. I meant what I said before, that I'd be with you at the end. I'm leaving now, but not forever. -Eris"

Suddenly, the note disappeared.

Tack Angel: Wait...what was I just reading? I feel like I just lost something. Weird. Well at least, I have my whole family here and-

Out of nowhere, an object hurtled towards the ground. It landed in the woods outside the castle.

Tack Angel: What in the?

Amy Angel: Tack? What was that?

Tack Angel: I don't know. It landed outside. Let's go check it out.


Tack and Amy ran outside towards the sight of the object landing. They found themselves at a crater, with a small metal probe in the center.

Tack Angel: We should NOT touch that! I mean, at least it's not a meteor exuding great evil or anything. Still, I wouldn't-

Amy Angel: Got to check it out. I'm a cop remember? Time to investigate.

Tack Angel: Sometimes I forget that actually.


Amy held up her flashlight and drew a gun. Tack wondered where she was carrying the gun, and realized she was carrying it in bed. He tried to shake off that dread as Amy slowly made it to the probe. Suddenly, it opened up, with smoke rising from the opening. Amy peered inside, and suddenly a small, grey, tentacled alien burst forth, and latched onto Amy's mouth. She quickly tried to fight it off, but it suddenly went down her mouth and inside her body.

Tack Angel: OH MY GOD! AMY?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

Amy stood silent for several moments, before saying out loud-

Amy Angel: Oh. Oh wow. Yeah. I totally understand. No, don't worry about it. If you were dying, you couldn't really help it. You're all welcome. My life is already crazy, so why not?

Tack Angel: Amy? Who are you talking to?

Amy Angel: Huh? Oh, it's the symbiote inside of me.

Tack Angel: What?!

Amy Angel: Sorry. It's a symbiote alien, that was in need of a new host, or it was going to die.

Tack Angel: What?!

Amy Angel: It carries the lives and memories of 100 women who have been its host before.

Tack Angel: What?!

Amy Angel: They are all looking into my memories right now. It's a weird feeling.

Tack Angel: What?!

Amy Angel: Oh. Oh wow. They've all decided. Since I'm married to you. So are they. It's almost like you have over 100 wives now.

Tack Angel: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Last edited by Machismo (10/04/2020 1:34 am)

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10/09/2020 11:40 am  #808


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Tess's Office

Tess was laughing on the phone, when she suddenly hurt a loud thud outside of her door.

Lady M's: *outside the door* Ow! What the hell?! Why didn't it open?!

Lucca: *outside the door* Sir, it appears to be locked!

Lady M's: *outside the door* Locked?! Who locks their doors when they need a serious kick in like this one!

Lucca: *outside the door* One would assume that was the point.

Lady M's: *outside the door* Bullshit! I'll just kick harder!


Tess sighed, and pushed a button, automatically unlocking, and opening the door.

Tess: That won't be necessary. I just got that installed. I'd rather keep it a little while longer.

Lady M's: You're messing with the dynamic, and I hate it. You and I have to talk!

Tess: About our differing philosophies? It's tiring Tali. I will be shaping this division in my image. It'll be even easier when I'm the First Lady of Eagleland.

Lady M's: No, for once that's not what I'm here for. What the hell is up with "dear old Dad" banning EBW from Summers again!?

Tess: It's a strategic move. He got offers from other promotions to keep EBW out, and it was good for his city. He might be President soon, but right now he's still Mayor, and that's very important to-

Lady M's: Cut the shit. You're both throwing a fit that w00t didn't get the Presidency. What you fail to realize is that if he did, I would have kicked his ass before he ran us into the ground! Swift is the better choice!

Tess: Your opinion.

Lady M's: That's fine Tess. It's fine. If the people of that city want EBW, they will demand it. If they don't get it, they will tar and feather my old man, and toss him out.

Tess: He's be President by then.

Lady M's: Maybe, or maybe not. You were wrong about one election.

Tess: The media and the celebrities of this country have worked hard to convince the people that Harley Rex is the correct choice.

Lady M's: Facts me damned?

Tess: Facts be damned. We live in a stupid world Tali. The strong dictate to the weak, regardless of the facts.

Lady M's: We'll see about that.

Tess: You know, sometimes I wish I had this mindset when Ness and Tracy were still kids. I wish knew the truth. Maybe I would've kept Ness home that night. Maybe it would've been better.

Lady M's: And if you believe that, you're more of a fool than I thought.







Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the Mid-South Sportasseum, for another thrilling episode of EBW: Xcite! I'm Tommy Dukes!

Nerma: And I'm Nerma, and tonight feels great already! It's a new era, and that's not just hyperbole! President Swift has taken full control, or the men's division at least. Lady M's and Tess are still fighting for power in the women's division, but baby steps people! We've gone a step in the right direction!

Tommy Dukes: Tonight, we'll see plenty of action. For those of you with ENN+, you got to see a dark match already, with Alison Chains beating Gold and BeShemoth in a 3-Way! Not the kind of 3-Way Apple Kid would be into!

Nerma: Tommy! Anyways, we have a message from President Swift for you, so let's take you to it!


-

Swift: Hey. The President here, I guess. I didn't think I'd have to sign so much shit! Paper work everywhere! Whatever. Look, tonight, is the first official night for the kind of EBW I want. All out action. Non-stop! I'm throwing Tack at Cadmus in the main event, and I'm bringing back Bushido Rules. I've already stripped Cade of the Challenge Championship, and I've signed off on E1 Climax winner Trevor Mach taking on Mav Valentine in a Last Man Fighting match. Oh, by the way, that match is happening on Xperience. What? Did I stutter? Did you not hear me? I'd rather have done it tonight, because I want everything we do to be worth your time. We ain't wasting time on my watch! So make sure you tune it to Xperience this week, because the main event will see the Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine take on the E1 Climax winner "Bushido Renegade" Trevor Mach. How's that for making an impression?

-

Tommy Dukes: Wow! That's a great main event! Exciting!

Nerma: No! Tommy, we don't call Xperience!

Tommy Dukes: We'll get to just watch it!

Nerma: But we'll be missing out on a big match to call!

Tommy Dukes: I'll make dinner and rub your preggers tum tum.

Nerma: ....Well alright then.


EBW: Xcite
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN


0. Dark Match Women's 3-Way: Alison Chains beat Gold[x] and BeShemoth via Backhand Wonderland x X-Factor -> Pin
1. Singles: Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge beat Vape via Scoop Slam -> Pin
-Colton Sbarrge returned for his second match, this time taking on the much bigger Vape. Jammer and Bobby Blitzworth were both interested to see the progress of "The Rumble" who is known for partying hard, but training even harder. Not a technical masterpiece, but Sbarrge was able to use muscle and momentum to take Vape off his feet several times. He took a squash and narrowly avoided the Top Rope Splash, before coming off the ropes and somehow lifting Vape for the Scoop Slam. The impact was enough to keep Vape down for the 1-2-3.

Tommy Dukes: Another win from our EFL star. Blitzworth and Arliss Michaels both look pleased, but Jammer is taking it a bit more cautiously. He knows he's got another football star that's going to want a piece of the b-baller.

Nerma: Oh, he plays football? I didn't notice because he wasn't taking a knee or kissing the ass of a foreign country.

Tommy Dukes: *looks to the camera* I miss the 90's.


Backstage

Ted Pettentool: Wow, what a great match that was right? Exciting action! Great stuff! Engagement! Engagement! I might be in a neck brace again, sitting in a wheel chair, but I'd be on my feet for my guest here, the E1 Climax winner and a multi-time World Champion. It's the "Bushido Renegade" Trevor Ma-

Trevor Mach: I'm going to wheel you out of the way for just a second Ted. So Mav, it looks like we're going to find out sooner rather than later which one of us is going to be the last man fighting huh? That's good. No time to bond, or form a team to take on a common enemy, or any of that bull. We're going to get right to it. You against me for the Triple Crown World Championship. Masterstroke El Presidente. We're stepping into my world, and my wheel house. I invented the damn match. I know you know how to fight that fight. I got to know you pretty well when you were living under my roof. We were both wrestlers in school. We took karate before that. We took a great interest in MMA after that. You know what you're doing, so I won't feel bad ground pounding your face, choking you out, or breaking a limb.

Picky Minch: Plus, you've got me in your corner!

Trevor Mach: Picky Minch! What are you doing here?

Picky Minch: Y-you invited me?

Trevor Mach: I know. I'm just...we're doing a thing.

Picky Minch: Oh right! Well Trev, since you're bringing back the Bushido Mission, you can't very well do that without your old friend and training partner can you? You got to take this Mav kid seriously. He's the real deal. Just ask Tack or Swift.

Trevor Mach: Don't mind if I do!


Trevor held a goofy smiling Tack hand puppet, and a grumpy looking Swift puppet.

Trevor Mach: *doing a Tack voice* I was too busy focusing on my massive harem, and that's what cost me!

Trevor Mach: *doing a Swift voice* Grrrr! I'm just a big ol' grumpasaurus, and I expected to win with the POUNCE, cause that normally does it. Gotta go the extra mile for this dude! Grrr!

Trevor Mach: *doing a Tack voice* People are contradictions Trevor!

Trevor Mach: I never said they weren't! Man, I'm a bit parched. Picky, want to help me out?

Picky Minch: Oh sure!


Picky put the water bottle to Trevor's mouth, and as he took a drink-

Trevor Mach: *doing a Tack voice* Grglgrglgrglgrl.

Trevor Mach: *doing a Swift voice* Grglgrglgrglgrl.


Somehow both puppets spit water.

Trevor Mach: Much better!

Picky Minch: And people think you're crazy.

Trevor Mach: *crazy eyes* I'm practically insane.


2. EBW World Tag #1 Contender: w00t/Maurice[o] beat Firebrand X/Subculture[x] via Head Kick x STO -> Pin
-The next match saw the Paradise Collection watching closely, as w00t and Maurice took on the Crimson Bombers for the #1 Contender spot for the tag straps. X and Subbie had the teaming experience, but w00t's underhanded tactics, and Maurice's onslaught played into the bout heavily. A flurry of strikes between the punching Subbie and the kicking Maurice had the crowd going wild. Subculture was backed into w00t's corner, who kicked him in the pills as the ref tried to get the combatants back into the center of the ring. Maurice hit the staggered Subculture with a head kick and dropped him with the STO. X tried to break the pin, but w00t swooped in with the wKo out of nowhere to secure the win.

Tommy Dukes: Dastardly w00t! He made sure that Maurice gets that match he's wanted for quite some time. He lost to both of the champs in singles action, but he's renewed, he's fired up, and he's got w00t in his corner. That might not have mattered as much in the past, when they were trying hard not to be "forgotten", but I think it matters now. It matter at lot.

3. Bushido Rules Singles: Trevor Mach w/ Picky Minch beat Fighter Daron (R1 2:37 Submission via Kimura)
-The next match saw the return of Bushido Rules. Judges were in place, and it was made clear that rules involved staying in the ring, and off the top ropes. Also, it gives Fighter Daron a purpose again, so that's pretty good. A very quick bout, and good example of Mach being in prime shape, as he quickly shot in on Daron, taking away his striking tools. After a serious of forearms to the face, Daron tried backing out of the struggle, but Mach dragged him back, twisted to side control, and locked in the Kimura, for a tap out submission in the first round.

Tommy Dukes: A good win for the Bushido Renegade! He's on fire, and ready to-

Nerma: Wait look! Here comes Mav Valentine! Our Triple Crown World Champion! He looks ready to take on the E1 Winner! No fear as he steps into the ring with Mach.

Mav Valentine: Mach, that was impressive, but you think you can do that to me?

Trevor Mach: *takes out mouth guard* Why don't you come over here and we'll find out.

Mav Valentine: We've got a match on Xperience. I don't want either of us injured. I want you at your best. I'm going to be at my best.

Trevor Mach: I'm always at my best, not because I actually am, or that I'm overly confident, it's just because I choose to be. That's the difference between me and most. I just want it more. Anger is a powerful motivator too.

Mav Valentine: Forgive me if I don't take notes. I don't need you trying to teach me.

Trevor Mach: Is it getting under your skin? Just making conversation, and getting the crowd hyped for what's going to be a hell of a match. What do you want Mav?

Mav Valentine: Stop acting like you're my mentor! You're not! You're not my mentor! I want you to look at me, and treat me as an equal.

Trevor Mach: THAT is going to be your downfall Mav. You don't want to take my advice? Fine. I'm a mad man, who would listen to me? However, you wanting that from ME is a big mistake. What do I always say? Don't come for my torch kid. You're the champ. Make your own damn torch. Who cares what I think?

Mav Valentine: I was hoping that we could at least head into this with some SOME mutual respect.

Trevor Mach: I don't want your respect. I want your anger. I want your ambition. I want your best.....KID.

Mav Valentine: You'll get it, and you'll stop calling me ki-

w00t: Oh my, what a touching scene here. Deep down, we all know what this is. Trevor, I've been doing a lot of studying regarding you lately. Don't think I've forgotten about my vow to finally put you in your place. You've tried to take three kids under your wing. One turned out to hate you, in my good friend Cade. One is dating your daughter in Bashin Dan. Then, you've got the ungrateful shit Mav Valentine. Your track record sucks. They might go places, but they either hate you for it, or they disrespect you and stick their tongues down your daughter's throat. You're poison. Everything you touch gets poisoned, sick, and twisted. It's all your fault. Mav, you got what you wanted, and I lost out at my chance to prove what a great President I could have been. You'll pay for that. You'll both pay for that.


4. 6-Woman Tag: Hope Mach[o]/Jessica James/Jenny James beat Kaie/Troian/Duvalie[x] via Bridging Hagen Suplex -> Pin
-Exciting 6-Woman Tag action, saw Hope Mach team with her mother's "security" and the World Tag Team Champions, to take on Eisenritter, with Muscle Girl Security being barred from ringside as part of the new rules of the Swift Administration. Smash mouth style from Hope's team. SOMEBODY wasn't watching out for Hope, who shot behind Duvalie as she tried to choke one of the James Sisters. A Bridging Hagen Suplex caught assasi-MAID by surprise for the pin.

Nerma: Wonderful! Hope did it! She got a measure of revenge on Duvalie for assisting Sunny Malibu in her ruse, which took away Hope's hearing. Oh no, here comes Tess.

Tess: Hope, you're some of "family" to me now, so I'll say I don't WANT to see you hurt further, but you really shouldn't have come back to the ring. That was impressive tonight, for sure. Not many people can do that to the darling maid of House Eisen. Maybe she let you do it to get your confidence up, so it hurts more when Sunny Malibu takes even more from you. Will you even make it that far? See, even though Duvalie just lost, she is the former Interim Television Champion, and I feel she deserves a shot at your title, since Tali did you a favor and didn't strip of the title like she should have. Nepotism in action people. I don't care if it's more like what they do in other sports, we don't tend to do that in EBW now do we? Suddenly, we adopt that rule when it involves Hope? It doesn't matter. It's fine, because Duvalie is going to challenge for that Television Championship, and she's going to show you that you're no match for our new friend Sunny Mali-

Sunny Malibu: I'll speak for myself boss. You looking at me Hope? You see me? Read my lips. You're nothing. They wanted you to be what I actually was, the happy, fresh faced hero and role model, that could drive a company to new heights. I could have been that. I should have been that. Now, every day will be a "Cruel Cruel Summer", even as the leaves turn brown, and the cold air comes in. At Hardcore Halloween 2020, I will be waiting for whoever is holding the other Television Championship belt, and I think that either Hope or Duvalie will approve of the my match decision. It's a little complex, so try and follow along. Remember the "Grindhouse" match? A rotating circular cage, covered in razor wire. I want that around the ring. In the center of the ring, I want the two Television Championships hanging up above, and I want a ladder to climb. Isn't that something you'd want Tess? You told us blood or breasts get the ratings. Why not both? I'll strip you down, and humiliate you, before I take your title. Duvalie, if it's you, sorry, but I'm going to do the same thing. You helped teach me a lot, but I'm not backing down from anybody!

Tess: Wow! I like this one.

Millie Malibu: She's the best! The best! The best! The best!

Tess: Uh-huh....the best you say?

Millie Malibu: She's so much better than Tali, and her dummy daughter!

Jessica James: You little shit, come here and I beat you! You don't get to talk about Hope like that! The James Sisters, we've got her back. Why don't you make things more interesting Sunny? I'm sure Hope is happy to take on Duvalie, but why don't you pick a partner, to take us on. The Muscle Girl Security couldn't beat us. Kaie, Sylvie, and Duvalie couldn't beat us. Find someone else to-

Erica: She doesn't have to. The Golden Goddess heard you, and I was very intrigued. You put those World Tag Team Championships on the line, and you'll be taking on the Women's World Champion and the REAL Television Champion.

Jenny James: We've got no problem with that.

Erica: Good. We'll make a great team Malibu. I see great things in your future.

Sunny Malibu: That's all well and good, but I have a match to get ready for, so clear out.


Backstage

Christina Angel was gearing up for her match up next.

Tack Angel: Christina, you're looking nettled, but you need to calm down.

Christina Angel: No Dad, I've got get fired up, and so do you. We're at war here. People want to hurt us, and destroy us. They come after me, you, and even my husband Subculture!

Tack Angel: ....But why Su-

Christina Angel: Dad, come on.

Tack Angel: Christina, I AM focused. I have everything I could ever want at home, and it's at stake. I have even more than thought possible, especially with Amy these days.

Christina Angel: Oh you mean ACTUAL Mom? She's been acting funny lately.

Tack Angel: Well, she's currently 100 people.

Christina Angel: Huh?

Tack Angel: 101. Sorry.

Christina Angel: Doesn't help.

Tack Angel: So an alien crashed down and-

Christina Angel: Never mind. I have to go. I'm sure whatever it is this week will either eventually make sense or blow over

Tack Angel: Good luck daughter!

Trevor Mach: Your plot is too complicated.

Tack Angel: AH!

Trevor Mach: AH!

Tack Angel: How long were you there?

Trevor Mach: The whole time. I was making faces behind you.

Tack Angel: That explains why she was smiling.

Trevor Mach: So you got more wives now huh? Great. What happened to Tara and Eris though?

Tack Angel: Who?

Trevor Mach: Huh? What? Nobody. I didn't mean say anything.

Tack Angel: Your nose is bleeding.

Trevor Mach: Huh. Weird! No reason though. It's not like I remember something you don't that's kind of important.

Tack Angel: Both nostrils are bleeding now. You're red in the face.

Trevor Mach: Hehehehe! I gotta go.

Tack Angel: Wait! Trevor! What do you remember?! What's important?!

Amy Angel: Where's he going?

Tack Angel: Huh? Oh Amy hi, I'm-Whaaaaaaaa......


Tack drooled as he turned around to see Amy looking completely different. She had dyed her hair black, and was wearing revealing black clothes, with short shorts, and chains.

Amy Angel: How do you like my new thigh highs?

Tack Angel: Uwu, what's this?! Amy?!

Amy Angel: Sort of. I'm Bellamira right now, sort of "borrowing" her body. With consent of course.

Tack Angel: I like to borrow her body with consent too....differently of course. So you're-

Amy Angel: One of the beings inhabiting the alien symbiote? Totally. It's raaaad. I ran into it in the 90's around the time some meteor fell from the sky. 

Tack Angel: So a few of the wives are human?

Amy Angel: I guess we are "wives" now aren't we? Well come here big boy, you can lay on my lap.

Tack Angel: *drooling* Duhuhuhuh-wait no, I can't. I have to focus tonight! I'm taking the TackForce into war with me! Pirate Bill is my bro, and I owe a life debt to LG Rod and Randy no Kachi.

Amy Angel: What about Saxon and Novus?

Tack Angel: Huh? What about em? Wait, you know them?

Amy Angel: It's me again Tack.

Tack Angel: Oh, hey Amy. You're a goth girl now!

Amy Angel: What better time then at my age, and with all the children right? It was a mutual decision. It was voted on, and won like 82-12 or something. I abstained. Seemed like the right thing to do.

Tack Angel: Huh. Very confusing.

Amy Angel: Very. It's shame Trevor left.

Tack Angel: Why?

Amy Angel: He knows one of us from their previous life.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Amy Angel: Yeah. One of us is very very interested in talking to Trevor again. Hehe...it's weird. It's a flirtatious feeling.

Tack Angel: NOOOOOO!!!!!


Tack ran off screaming. Trevor popped back in.

Trevor Mach: Did he buy it?

Amy Angel: Absolutely. Why did I just prank him like that?

Trevor Mach: Cause it's funny.

Amy Angel: But why did I do it though? Oh yeah, cause you met one of us in 1992.

Trevor Mach: Apparently. Thanks for the help with the joke. Leila was it?

Amy Angel: She said you're welcome. She's laughing too. Hehe....it's funny to me too I think? Trevor, why are you bleeding from the face so much?

Trevor Mach: Cause I got so much going for me today! Everything's coming up Trevor!


5. Non-Title Singles: Sunny Malibu beat Christina Angel via Count Out
-The Interim Television Champion Sunny Malibu battled Christina Angel, in what surprisingly turned into more of a brawl than a match. Christina came out in street clothes, with her first wrapped, which allowed her to straight up punch, as per the rules of EBW. Sunny was caught off guard and took Christina to the outside to try and recover. As they fought, Troian, disguised as a fan, tried to attack from the crowd, but Christina blocked her punch and flipped her over the rail and outside the ring. She laid into Troian, as Sunny ran back into the ring in time to win via Count Out, but that didn't stop Christina from rushing back in to take her down. With the result in the books, Muscle Girl Security were allowed down to the ring to break it up, but Christina started laying into them as well. The scene turned crazy, when Christina's friends rushed down to try and pull her off Eisenritter.

Nerma: Wow! The crowd is really behind Christina. We've seen her develop over the years, and really change and grow, but this is a new side to Christina. She's confident, and she's ready to fight on the same level as Eisenritter. One too many times being screwed over must do that to you.

6. 2-Team Battle Royale: "The Star Army" Tack Angel/Pirate Bill/Saxon/Novus/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. "The Dark Star" Cadmus/Cade/Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul/Danny Leung
Winners:

Tack Angel and Pirate Bill




-Main event time, as Tack Angel lead the "Star Army" into battle against the "Dark Star", which was composed of Television Champion Cadmus, former Challenge Champion Cade, the Heat Parade, and the returning Danny Leung, who had seemingly returned to holding a grudge against Tack for Nani. He stopped for a while when someone threatened him, but I can't remember who it was. Weird. This was a Battle Royale between two teams, a fun concept that more feds should do, and EBW will totally be doing more of, because I find it's a good way to introduce more team sport ideas to wrestling and-I'm losing my train of thought. The Star Army made quick work of Heat Parade, but Chad Salad was less that impressed. Cadmus, Cade, and Danny Leung turned the tides by eliminating Saxon and Novus. Tack didn't seem to notice or mind. A head kick from the Star Prince sent Danny over the top ropes, but Cadmus and Cade also eliminated the Heel Besties. It was 2 on 2, as the teams struggled for superiority. In a surprise effort, a fired up Tack and Bill managed to eliminate Cadmus, and Cade seemingly eliminated himself. Tack Angel and Pirate Bill won the Battle Royale for their team.

Tommy Dukes: They did it! Tack Angel assembled a worthy team, and he and Pirate Bill have gotten the big win! This will go a long way to Tack Angel FINALLY getting that match with Cadmus. Could it happen at Hardcore Halloween? Could it happen sooner? Later? Ever? SO MANY QUESTIONS! AAAAAHHH!

Nerma: Oh, I think the baby kicked.

Tommy Dukes: Too soon. Probably gas.

Nerma: .....*sigh*

 

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10/11/2020 9:53 am  #809


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

EBW World

Nerma: Hello wrestling fans! Nerma here with some more big news for you in the Swift era of EBW! I just want to assure you all that I was NOT having gas during Xcite. Tommy feels really REALLY sorry for saying that I can assure you. We have a HUGE Xperience, coming from Swift's home town of River City. We'll be packed in the Gymnasium for a car filled with title bouts and personal feuds. Lots of wars, leading up the Triple Crown World Championship Last Man Fighting bout. Trevor Mach lost the Triple Crown to Mav, and this is his rematch finally, and all it took was winning the E1 Climax. Check it out!

EBW: Xperience
River City Gymnasium, River City
ENN


0. Dark Match 6-Man Tag: w00t/Maurice/Cadmus vs. Pirate Bill/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi
0. Dark Match Tag: Dorado Mask/Hex No Limit vs. Dogma Priest #1/Dogma Priest #2
1. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Jenny James(c)/Jessica James(c) vs. Erica/Sunny Malibu
2. Bushido Rules: Subculture vs. Benjamin
3. 6-Man Tag: Dogma Mask/Rude/Masked Lanta vs. Javier Leos/Grind/Fray Tiburon
4. EBW Women's Television Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Duvalie
5. Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Danny Leung
6. EBW Triple Crown World Championship Last Man Fighting: Mav Valentine(c) vs. Trevor Mach

Arliss Michaels Management

Arliss was shakily drinking his coffee, as Colton Sbarrge and Bobby Blitzworth carried on about their contracts.

Arliss Michaels: Guys, I can see that you're upset about-

Bobby Blitzworth: Upset is an understatement!

Colton Sbarrge: Look little man, you seedy, insidious worm. I play for big money, and I go for success. I knew you managed stars in the past, but I had NO IDEA that you were this SHIT at managing wrestling talent!

Arliss Michaels: To be fair, I'm GREAT at selling the merchandise. These fans, or marks as they're called, love buying t-shirts, and you BOTH get a percentage of those sales! A small small percentage, but a percentage none the less.

Bobby Blitzworth: Not good enough! That Jammer dude was right, we can't go back to our sport right now. It's in the shitter! They don't care about the game anymore! They care about being martyrs or symbols or some shit! Playing in empty arenas, cause people are afraid of those damn mushrooms with a 99.7% survival rate! Hell, I had one, and it was actually kind of fun wanting to walk one direction and going another! This crazy lady attacked me in Twoson, and I went and punched myself instead. That's funny shit!

Colton Sbarrge: I want money, and I want success. I didn't train myself to look like this, just so "The Rumble" "Chocolate Thunder" THE Colton Sbarrge would be jerking a damn curtain man!

Arliss Michaels: I hear you! I understand! I think I know the problem here! We need to go at this as a unified team! We need uh...MORE talent in our stable, and we'll inject ourselves into the big stuff going on. We'll focus on athletes like yourselves, and I'll make a fortune on name rights, merchandise, and so much more. I really wish I had Vape and Angel on the pay roll. Those boys know how to market! Don't worry team, Arliss Michaels Management will assemble a gallery of might! A "Might Galley"......tm.

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10/12/2020 8:29 am  #810


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Crystal Heaven

Narrator: The Angel Family is filmed and watched by one person in particular.

Tack Angel walked into the living room with his cell phone, almost slipping on the crystal floor.

*applause*

Tack Angel: *on the phone* Whoa! I almost slipped there! So what are you saying? My cartoon got cancelled? Huh. So did Tali's show? Well damn. Oh? Do I sound happy? I wonder why that would be. Haha! I hated that show. I'm so glad that dumb cartoon got can- what? It's because they want to make a movie and then RELAUNCH the cartoon? What am I? Spiderman? Well tell me about the movie. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Really? What do I think? Hang on. I'll let you know.

Tack placed his phone on the kitchen table, pulled out a hammer, and repeatedly smashed the phone until it was complete shattered.

*laughter*

Tack Angel: Who is laughing now? No seriously. Where is that laughing coming from?

Tracy Angel: Tack, why are you breaking your phone?

Tack Angel: That jerk face mc jerkington had me SUPER NETTLED!


*laughter*

Faris Angel: What happened?

Tack Angel: They're going to make a movie about me. However, instead of a white male lead, the role of Tack Angel will be filled by a woman of color. They'll keep the wives those, as she's a poly-amorous lesbian woman of color, who will be the Princess of Earth. So to recap, The Earth Princess will be a lesbian woman of color, with many wives, and will apparently have very political thoughts that will be the main focus of the movie. I may have to look into blowing up this movie studio....once its empty of course.


*laughter*

Tack Angel: Does anyone else hear that?

Tracy Angel: Can we block them from writing this?

Tack Angel: I don't know, but I intend to. Later though. Got to focus. Got to beat Cadmus this year. I'm running out of time.

Faris Angel: I'm impressed you remember.

Tack Angel: I have Nani and Iroha constantly repeating a reminder to me in my sleep to keep it there on a subconscious level. Plus, Iroha is standing behind you holding a up a sign making it clear to me that the wife train halts if I don't beat Cadmus.

Tracy Angel: Maybe just tie a string around your finger?


*laughter*

Iroha Angel: It's giving me something to do.

*laughter*

Nani Angel: Amy is acting weird again.

Faris Angel: Yeah, I noticed that. Isn't she supposed to be at work today? She's still a cop right?

Tracy Angel: Leave of absence to deal with....stuff?

Tack Angel: She's 101 women right now.

Tracy Angel: Huh?

Tack Angel: Basically aliens.


*laughter*

Tack Angel: It wasn't that funny?

Tracy Angel: Never said it was.

Tack Angel: Where is she?

Tracy Angel: Outside in the garden. She's going planting crazy, complete with suspenders and a straw hat. Also, when did she have so many freckles?

Tack Angel: Freckles?!


*laughter*

Tack ran outside to see his formerly goth wife was now a farmer.

Tack Angel: Amy? Is that you Amy?

Amy Angel: More or less, but I'm sharing time with Daisy. She likes to farm.

Tack Angel: Yes....of course. I was digging the goth look though.

Amy Angel: That's tomorrow.

Tack Angel: Sweet!


*laughter*

Tack Angel: So, you want to tell the others about these other wives yet or what?

Amy Angel: Isn't it funnier to leave them guessing?

Tack Angel: That's Leila talking....right? I'm right that Leila is the prankster?

Amy Angel: Good job! Surprised you're keeping it in your head like that.

Tack Angel: Right....head....and not a giant white board....haha.


*laughter*

Tack Angel: Where is that coming from?!

Amy Angel: The audience.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Amy Angel: What?

Tack Angel: You just said the audience.

Amy Angel: Did I? Weird.

Tack Angel: .....So...what are you planting?

Amy Angel: Melons. Do you like melons Tack.

Tack Angel: Oh....*looks at camera* I LOOOOVE melons!


*laughter and applause*

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