Tommy Dukes: Happy Halloween EBW fans! It's party time in Threed! We're LIVE at Zombie U, where the living and dead have congregated for a night of tricks, treats, and most importantly fights! From top to bottom, we have a hell of show for you!

Nerma: We're got Makoto Angel out in the crowd handing out candy and fly honey flavored candy. She keeps getting them mixed up though, so make sure you smell the candy first. Does it smell like the worst thing you've ever smelled? That's the black licorice. The fly honey smells MUCH better.

Larry Grim: I'm here too! Something about having me here just felt right? I didn't understand the connection.

Nerma: Really?

Larry Grim: My previous job doesn't define me.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah, but you're a skeleton man.

Larry Grim: ....Oh...yeah that makes sense then.

Tommy Dukes: We're also joined, by...uh...a ghost?

Nerma: We are? What the hell? I love how we gloss over the afterlife situation so much!

Tommy Dukes: Ladies and gentlemen, it's Crystal Heaven's favorite haunter, the ghost of Paul Lynde!

Ghost of Paul Lynde: Ohohoho! Hey Mr. Skeleton Man, I sure hope you've got a "bone" to pick with me! Ohohohohh! Now now handsome, what are you dressed as?

Tommy Dukes: I'm dressed as Tarzan tonight.

Ghost of Paul Lynde: Well, I sure hope this Tarzan swings both ways! Ohohohoho! What are you sugar? What's your story?

Nerma: Well, I'm a shipwreck survivor, and my pregnant belly is my "floatation device".

Ghost of Paul Lynde: When a man falls off a boat they say "man overboard". When it's a woman they should say "full speed ahead"! Ohohohohoho!

Nerma: One liners from a ghost everybody. He's full of jokes.

Larry Grim: I'm dressed a hockey player myself. Say Paul, how many men on a hockey team?

Ghost of Paul Lynde: About half! Ohohohoho!

Nerma: Oh come on! You set him up for that one!

Tommy Dukes: We have so many exciting fights ahead of. Look above folks, that's the Grindhouse, brought back after years in storage, for the main event Ladder Match for the Undisputed EBW Women's Television Championship. Boy, that's a mouth full.

Ghost of Paul Lynde: Boy, I'll sa-

Tommy Dukes: LET'S TAKE IT TO THE RING!

EBW: Hardcore Halloween 2020
Zombie U, Threed
ENN+

0. Dark Match Bushido Rules: Picky Minch beat Fighter Daron (R3 5:00 Unanimous Decision)
1. 2-Team Rumble: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Firebrand X/Subculture/Jammer/Vape/Benjamin vs. Chad Salad/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich/Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge/Bobby Blitzworth/Golvoth/Dirk Laramie
Winners: Kinniku Mike/Subculture
-The opening match saw a 2-Team Rumble, with several of the wrestlers in costume, with Vape dressing like a straight up egg, being the most distracting one. Nothing fancy here, but a big brawl. Golvoth cleared the center of the ring, taking of Benjamin and Amigo, only for the big egg Vape to tackle him out as a measure of revenge for his loss the other day. The Might Gallery stood their ground, knowing how to plant their feet on a field, as Dirk Laramie questioned why he was on the "Heel Team". Kinniku Mike and Subculture lastly forced out Sbarrge to capture the win.

Backstage

Makoto Angel: What a spooky night so far am I right? I mean ghosts, zombies, and Vape as an egg. Spooky! What am I dressed as? A cat!  Meeeeooooow! Tack's idea. *blush* Does it look bad? I'm joined by LG Rod and Randy no Kachi, who for some reason weren't booked tonight!

LG Rod: That was by design. We love the night and all, but after being a ghoul for a few years, we tend to use this night as a vacation day.

Randy no Kachi: We're just kicking back!

Saxon: Hey, you guys can't relax too much! We're having that Pirate Ship costume party tonight!

Novus: Can you tell what we're dressed as? I'm dressed as Saxon!

Saxon: I'm dressed as Novus!

Chad Salad: You both look exactly the same! I'm not impressed! So what, Rod and Randy used to be dead, but they aren't anymore. Big deal! I'm not impressed!

Novus: Coming back from the dead doesn't impress you?

Saxon: Dude, it's KIND OF impressive.

Chad Salad: Like I care! I seem to recall myself Sandwich, and Paul getting mauled to death by an evil serial killer named Ripper, and yet no one cares that we're up and walking around.

Makoto Angel: Huh, that IS a good point. How DID you survive all of that?

Saxon: You could ask him?

Chad Salad: Huh?

Saxon pointed behind them as an angrily heaving Ripper stood behind them with a big knife.

Chad Salad: AHHHH!!!! NOT AGAIN!

Ripper walked up to the TackForce and removed his mask to reveal....

Pirate Bill: Yarr! Ain't I a stinker?

Novus: Great joke!

Saxon: It IS a great joke, however, if you're standing here, then who is that?

The group turned back around to see the real Ripper standing by a bleeding Tacquito.

Pirate Bill: Tacquitooooo!

Makoto Angel: CHEESE IT!

2. Intergender Tag: Cadmus[o]/Bellerophon beat Tack Angel/Amy Ange[x]l via Dark Star Cutter -> Pin
-An intergender tag was up next, as Star Prince Tack Angel, dressed as Tuxedo Mask, teamed with Amy Angel to take on Cadmus and Bellerophon. The thought was that Amy and Bellerophon weren't too experienced in wrestling, and it would act as an equalizer, but Amy seemed to slip into different states of mind where she was able to strike or grapple accordingly. She also seeming forgot how to do any of it at times, and spent other times playing up to the crowd. Even Tack was confused with what to expect from his wife, but his mean streak returned when he continually tried tagging to fight Cadmus. The Dark Star Emperor did all get could to rile up Tack and avoid the straight up conflict that's been brewing all year. Cadmus took the opportunity to go after Amy, who was tagged in, and suddenly staring blankly ahead like she forgot what she was doing. Cadmus hit the Dark Star Cutter, as Bellerophon grabbed Tack by the crotch to hold him back. Cadmus with the pin on Amy.

Nerma: Pathetic! Absolutely pathetic! Cadmus continues this war with Tack Angel, by even going after his wives AGAIN to avoid the direct match! I don't have balls, but this is giving me blue balls! 

Larry Grim: Please don't say that! I still feel awful for what I said to Makoto!

Tommy Dukes: Bellerophon looks like she knows what she's doing with that hand.

Nerma: What is THAT supposed to mean?!

Tommy Dukes: NOTHING!

Larry Grim: This is technically the worst crime yet by Cadmus. Amy is technically 101 wives.

Tommy and Nerma: WHAT?!

3. 2-Team Women's Battle Royale: Christina Angel/Chrissy Angel[Debut]/Jessica James/Jenny James/BeShemoth/Gold/Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner vs. Erica/Duvalie/Kaie/Bev/Raza/Sylvie/Eve/Troian
Winners:

Chrissy Angel

-The next match, saw the newly motivated Christina Angel lead a team including the Women's World Tag Team Champions and the debut of her "sister"?  Sister-ish? Same person from our timeline? It's Chrissy Angel! The 16 year old has apparently been training for years for this opportunity to help fight off the Eisenritter. Apparently. Erica was quick to throw anyone or anything in the way of Christina Angel, who did everything she could to get her hands on the Women's World Champion. Indeed, with the help of the James Sisters taking out Muscle Girl Security, it appeared that with the elimination of Eve and Troian, that Christina was alone in the ring with Erica. They battled it out, with Christina not realizing that Duvalie had rolled under the bottom rope earlier for just this scenario. She rolled back in, and helped Erica with the elimination. They celebrated, not realizing that their plan was so nice it would work twice. Chrissy had noticed Duvalie earlier and replicated her plan, sneaking up behind the Women's World Champion and her assassin Maid to eliminate them both.

Nerma: Wow! Holy shit! Chrissy Angel wins her debut! She won the match for her team! Erica is shocked! Duvalie wants to gets to into the ring to get a piece, but she's being held back. I've never seen someone get her irked like that.

Larry Grim: You know, this paradox could've destroyed all of reality, the entire time-space continuum, but I'm sure glad it didn't because that was THAT was a good match.

In the crowd

Makoto Angel: I've been looking at all these great costumes in the crowd, but I had to stop and cheer for my family's big win there! Great job Chrissy! We have more prizes and treats to give out, but first, I believe I have found where Dae Montell is sitting. Hey you, I've got a bone to pick with you!

Dae Montell: They've already used that joke I believe, and besides, I'm no skeleton.

Makoto Angel: You don't look dressed as anything.

Dae Montell: It's ironic if you think about it.

Makoto Angel: What?

Dae Montell: My costume.

Makoto Angel: What costume?

Dae Montell: You said you had a grievance?

Makoto Angel: I said I had a bone to pick!

Dae Montell: So feisty. What do you want?

Makoto Angel: I want to know what you said to get my husband so riled up!

Dae Montell: You saw that? Impressive observation.

Makoto Angel: I watch the product!

Dae Montell: Of course. Darling, it's simple. I told him what he already knew. I could do the same for you. You know, you don't have to settle for being just another piece of meat in one man's house. I mean, I do absolutely love the polygamous nonsense in Crystal "Heaven", but you could have so much more.

Makoto Angel: What are you talking about?

Dae Montell: The Queen of Jupiter deserves better, does she not? I can give you what you want. All you have to do is-

Makoto Angel: Save it! I love my family. My WHOLE family! We are what we are.

Dae Montell: Yeah, I didn't think you'd bite. Can't blame me for trying, or maybe you can. I might be damned if I do, and damned if I don't. I believed I answered your question. I told him what he already knew. Sometimes you Angels are oblivious. By sometimes, I mean constantly.

Makoto Angel: Huh? What is that supposed to mean?

Dae Montell: I'm very busy. May I get back to work?

Makoto Angel: What are you doing?

Dae Montell: Just observing....for now.

Makoto Angel: Yikes.

4. EBW Triple Crown World #1 Contender No Rules: Bashin Dan beat Cade via Brave Clash x Ankle Lock -> Referee Stoppage
-The next match saw heated rivals Cade and Bashin Dan battle it out in a No Rules situation with the winner getting the next shot against the EBW Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine. The No Rules stipulation made it clear that Cade could not just walk off, and a winner would have to be determined no matter what. Cade seemed calm and collected early on, but suddenly snapped when the bell rang, trying his best to maim and injure his former friend. Of all the wars they had fought over the previous year, this one felt the most personal, with Cade using his upper hand to take Dan out of the ring for a brawl. He hit the Cadebreaker on Dan and suplexed him through an announce table, but only managed a 2 count upon dragging him back into the ring. That heart and fire of Bashin Dan was showing, as he refused to stay down. This brought out Cadmus, w00t, and Maurice, but Jammer, Vape, and Benjamin stood in their way, keeping it between the two rivals. Cade was in control, but suddenly Dan shot in on Cade, and blindsided him with his growing grappling ability. He shot around him in the sitting position, and dead lifted him for a Hagen Suplex, and a near fall. Cade was frantic, as he grabbed a chair to repeatedly batter down Dan, but the Dangerous Player refused to stay down yet again. He grabbed Dan by the hair, and yelled for him to give up, getting blood spit at him for his troubles. Cade took Dan to the top rope, looking to toss him to the concrete below, but Dan fired back with a kick to the midsection, and a sloppy, but quick enough Brave Clash, as the two fell into the ring. Dan transitioned to the Ankle Lock, and poured out his aggression over Cade with the lock. Cade refused to tap, screaming as Dan, and then Dae Montell, and finally muttering "Giyg-" before passing out. The referee stopped the match, awarding Dan the win and the Triple Crown World Championship match.

5. EBW World Tag Team Championships: w00t(c)/Maurice(c)[o] beat Mav Valentine/Trevor Mach[x] via Head Kick x STO -> Pin  -> Title Defense!
-The semi-main saw Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine team with Trevor Mach to take on World Tag Team Champions w00t and Maurice. Another fierce, and highly personal bout, w00t and Maurice were more cohesive as a unit, while Mach and Mav both tried to "lead the dance". Mach turned things around by blocking the wKo, and spinning around to batter w00t with knees to the clinch, but while he tried transitioning to the Burning Machismo, Maurice clocked him in the back with a hard kick. w00t hit the wKo on the way down, as Mav broke the 3 count on the pin attempt. Later, Mav hit the Mav Buster on w00t, and tied up with Maurice in the corner. Maurice hammered down with fists, until Mach jumped off the 2nd rope with a knee to the back of his head. Mav suplexed Maurice onto w00t, and tried to pin both at once, but nearly pulling it off. Late in the match, w00t pulled off the "heel double play" as he gouged at Mach's eyes and low blowed him without the referee seeing. He tagged in Maurice while keeping Mav occupied on the outside. Maurice hit several hard kicks to the head, but as Mach fell to his knees, he dragged down Maurice for a Fireman's Carry Slam. He tried to transition into an Armbar, but Maurice blocked it and fought back to his feet. Another hard kick lead to the STO and the pin. 1-2-3.

Tommy Dukes: Maurice with the pin on Trevor Mach! That's something of an upset here, but we all knew that w00t would utilize his kind of tactics to even the odds with the Mav and Mach super team.

Nerma: They never meshed well, with the two still having unfinished business I think, but don't let it be said that Mav isn't out there right now, dragging Mach out of the ring, and returning the favor from their title match that w00t got involved in. w00t's band of associates continue to be a thorn in the sides of Mach, Mav, Paradise Collection, The Angel Family, and President Swift himself. Casting a wide net, they've certainly caught a lot of fish.

Backstage

A split screen showed Hope Mach, the Television Champion, and Sunny Malibu, the Interim Television Champion heading to the ring for their big showdown. Omnious music played, as the Grindhouse spun down from the ceiling like a drill, and settled around the ring. Lady M's and Lucca could be seen sitting on one side of the arena. A zombie tried to touch her stomach, and she slapped his hand off. On the other side of the ring, Tess sat with Millie Malibu, who was so frantic about her cheering, even the zombies had to roll their eyes and shamble off.

6. EBW Women's Undisputed Television Grindhouse Ladder: Sunny Malibu(c) beat Hope Mach(c) via Title Grab -> Undisputed Women's Television Champion!
-Main event time, as Hope Mach stepped back into action for a unification match. The two titles hung above the ring, with a spinning razor cage of death surrounding them. Sunny pretended to extend her hand for a shake, but then pulled Hope into a whip, dragging her over to the cage immediately, and attempting to grind her face. The two took some prods from the razor wire, but Hope dragged her back into the center of the ring to "hash it out" with some athleticism. Back and forth they tossed each other into the wire and back to the mat. Sunny wanted to hurt Hope further, but Hope was able to out wrestle her on the ground. Sunny brought the ladder in as an equalizer, and used it to smash Hope into the Grindhouse. Quite possibly the bloodiest women's match in EBW history, it even brought out Trevor Mach, who fought off EMTs to sit with Lady M's to cheer on their daughter. Finish came when Hope managed to put Sunny into the Ankle Lock in an attempt to keep her from climbing the ladder. She clinched it in hard, but Sunny managed to kick her off and through the ropes into the Grindhouse. By this point even Dan had run down to the ring in worry. She tried to pull herself off the barbs, as Sunny suddenly threw powder into her eyes. The deaf wrestler was blinded now, as Sunny laughed her way up the ladder. Hope felt around, and grabbed the ladder. She miraculously was able to get to the top with Sunny, but after a back and forth, she fell to the mat. Sunny Malibu grabbed both titles.

Nerma: No way! She was so close! Sunny tried take more senses away from her, and she was still able to wrest the title away from Hope Mach. That fighting spirit though. Machs don't seem to know how to give up. You've got Dan as the first one into the Grindhouse to get to Hope, with Christina rushing down and getting into Sunny's face. The Eisenritter are coming down to celebrate with Sunny Malibu. They're hoisting her up with the two belts. A disgrace considering the damage down to Hope Mach. She's bleeding all over and she's going to need some medical attention for sure. Still, she tried her very best. We got a bloody main event that's for sure. We'll see what happens next when we come back for Xcite! Don't miss it! We'll see you next time! Happy Halloween!

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Crystal Heaven Gym

Inside the Crystal Heaven Gym, Tack Angel paced back and forth. He restlessly messed with his weights, as Faris Angel came in.

Faris Angel: Tack, we've got a problem. Tess is-Tack? What's wrong?

Tack Angel: *sigh* Nothing. A lot. Everything!

Faris Angel: What an escalation.

Tack Angel: I'm running out of time. I'm running out of chances. This bastard is going to take everything away from me, and my hands are constantly tied, because I can't get this singles match! Every time I try, he evades me. It's getting in the way of my career, and my family, and my dreams! My dreams Faris! Dreams! GAH!

Faris Angel: Tack! Please calm down! You're going to slip on the floor.

Tack Angel: WHY did I insist on being so damn literal with the crystal EVERYTHING!?

Faris Angel: Tack, you can do this. Trust me, any problem can be overcome. The things I've seen and done prove that. We made this a big challenge for you, because it's time to overcome your biggest obstacle.....yourself. You have all of us here, loving you and supporting you. It's time to truly earn that.

Tack Angel: You're right. I will, and I'll have to really raise the stakes.

Faris Angel: I have to tell you about our problem now.

Tack Angel: ...Uh oh.



Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here in our brand new interview set, that looks like parts of old sets, but that's not important right now. I'm joined by two very important people to me. Christina and Chrissy Angel! Christina, you lead a team into battle at Hardcore Halloween, and thanks to Chrissy you came out on top.

Christina Angel: She didn't let us down. Our team was strong and solid, but we're just getting started here. Tonight, I'm going to dip into Bushido Rules, because it's an opportunity to get at Eisenritter. I'm going to take them out one by one if I have to. I'm tired of this division being all about them! We have so much talent being held down by politics. I'm going to put a stop to it! Chrissy, you're going to help me right?

Chrissy Angel: That's why I'm here other me sister!

Christina Angel: Yeah, but you and Helios have been spending a lot of time with Cadmus. You know what he's doing to Dad right?

Chrissy Angel: He's just really cool and nice to us! His problem with Dad is between them.

Christina Angel: You're crazy. You know that? I can't imagine I'd ever be that gullible. He attacked Mom! Amy Mom specifically! Biological Mom! No offense Makoto.

Makoto Angel: Sure sure.

Chrissy Angel: I-

Cadmus: Ladies, is there a quarrel about me? Fear not, I don't wish to cause any trouble.

Christina Angel: You can back the hell off right now!

Chrissy Angel: Why DID you have to do that Cadmus! I feel like you've been lying, and leading me on!

Cadmus: Ladies! Isn't it obvious? I didn't attack Amy. I was wrestling one of the beings inside of her that knew how to fight. She could handle herself. I didn't overdo it either. I just pinned her and let. That's all. I DO apologize for Bellerophon. My...*sigh* "sister" got a little to "handsy". Please, forgive me.

Chrissy Angel: We DO forgive in this family. Right sis?

Christina Angel: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Cadmus: By the way, I do have some upsetting news regarding the Angel Family and EBW.

Christina Angel: Oh no.





Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Fourside, in the beautiful Fourside Arena! It's got FOUR SIDES! It's Xcite, but more importantly we're dealing with the fall out from Hardcore Halloween!

Nerma: Also, the Eagleland elections are here! Make sure you go out and vote....against Harley Rex specifically. See, I've got the guts to say what I really mean. Most assholes will just say go vote, and you'll know they specifically want you to vote for someone else. Celebrities want you to vote for Rex. He's a scumbag. Don't do what celebrities tell you. They're mostly the worst people on Earth. We're supposedly going to hear from Tess in just a moment. It regards something about the Angel Family? We're not quite sure.

Tommy Dukes: Also, we have the World Tag Team Champions in action tonight in our main event. w00t and his associates are ready for war, and they'll have to be, because not only are they facing the Paradise Collection tonight, but next week on Xcite, in Saturn City, back home in Renegade Arena, we're going to have Maurice vs. Trevor Mach in a Bushido Den match for the vacated Challenge Championship. We know that Trevor Mach has been cleared to compete. He must have a hard head, cause he seems concussion proof. We were going to catch up with Mach at the gym, but we were surprised to find someone else as well.



Hope Mach: Surprised to see me? Well, I can still see you Sunny Malibu. I can't hear you. I can never hear again, but I can see you. I don't know how loud I'm talking, but I want you to hear this, so listen up. This isn't over between us. I'm coming for you. I'll keep coming for you. You knocked me down, and left me in darkness, but I'll never stop getting up. Never.

Trevor Mach: You hear that? Shit, if my daughter can have that kind of attitude, then so can I. You've inspired me Hope. The Bushido Renegade is going to be ready to batter you in the Bushido Den Maurice. One week from today. Count it down. You lucked out in the tag match, but you'll be trapped in the Den with me, and I'll add the Challenge Championship to the legacy of the Bushido Renegade. w00t, I sure hope that REALLY pisses you off.

-

Tommy Dukes: Hope is looking alright! That's great news for us, and I'm thinking we're going to see more grueling matches with her and Sunny Malibu. Speaking of Malibu, apparently the big news regarding the Angel Family concerns her too?

Nerma: Can we just get to it?!

-

Tess's Office

Tess: I have a busy night for myself and the future President, so you'll excuse me if I'm brief about this. I had a petition placed on my table this morning, signed by a large number of the EBW Women's talent, that are upset over the number of Angels on the roster. They feel that it is too large of a number, and it's unfair to the rest. They feel that with Tracy connected to me, albeit barely, it could also be a conflict of interest. That is why I am making this decree, and M's you can't really object to this, when some of your own "chosen talent" signed the petition as well. Going forward, only TWO Angel wives or daughters can be active in the roster at any given time. As of now, it will be Christina Angel and Chrissy Angel. That means that Tracy and Nani are being pulled from the EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship match tonight. Don't worry, I have two suitable replacements. More than suitable. The perfect team to compete with the James Sisters. It should be...a lot of fun. Be grateful....and vote for Rex.

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

0. Handicap: Golvoth beat Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul[x] via Throat Crush Stomp -> Submission
0. Bushido Rules Singles; Firebrand X beat Fighter Daron (R1 1:03 via Ground Pound Stoppage)
1. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championship:

Erica[o]/Sunny Malibu beat Jessica James(c)/Jenny James(c)[x] via Air Raid Crash -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's World Tag Team Champions!

-The show opened with a big surprise, as Women's World Champion Erica and Undisputed Television Champion Sunny Malibu came out as the replacements for Tracy and Nani Angel. much to disdain of the crowd. The James Sisters were up to the challenge, but it was definitely a different match to prepare for entirely. Hard hitting action, with Erica and Sunny happy to break the rules, and the James Sister ready to break them right back. Shenanigans came in the form of Millie Malibu, who tripped up Jenny James, just long enough for Erica to hit the Air Raid Crash. As Jessica tried to stop her, she was pulled from the ring by Muscle Girl Security. 1-2-3. Erica and Sunny Malibu stole the win, and Women's World Tag Team Championships.

Nerma: Dammit! Eisenritter have all the gold again! This time, it's in the hands of Erica and Sunny Malibu, who are both double champions!

Sunny Malibu: Would you look at that! Success, sunny days, and big waves have come to this radical chick, and all she had to do was align herself with the right people. Hope and Christina Angel both need to realize something. Erica here, is the Golden Goddess of EBW. She's the franchise. The centerpiece. If she wants to make this all about herself and the Eisenritter, then you'd better just realize that it's in your best interest to join Eisenritter. I'm proud to be a friend and associate of the hottest act in wrestling.

Erica: For years, I've been saying it. I'm the best. I've surpassed you Tali. I've surpassed any and all expectations. Try as you might to bury that fact, you can't avoid it. You can't run from it. Accept it. I'm truly the best.

2. Singles: Bashin Dan beat Danny Leung via Brave Clash x Ankle Lock -> Submission
-Bashin Dan and Danny Leung had an exciting battle of the Dans. However, it was Battle Spirit vs. No Push, so you could kind of see how this was going. With Danny lacking the heart for that main event push, he ate a Brave Clash and tapped out to the Ankle Lock. After the match, Dan grabbed a microphone.

Bashin Dan: That was a great match Danny. Thank you for the challenge. You know, before Cade became my all consuming focus, I was the "Dangerous Player", that got fired up for any match. Hot blooded battle was exciting to me. Cade, you dragged me down, and nearly took away that joy. You failed. You'll always be my friend, and I'll never want to give up on you, but I have to be me, and I have to do what I do best, and that's battle! I'm sure we'll meet again soon, but right now, I've got my sights on the Triple Crown World Champion. Mav Valentine, you are like me, a young hot shot, with dreams of being the very best. You've carved a path, and made yourself a legend in my eyes, with all your wins, and overcoming the idea that you were the underdog. You're the man, and I'm heading into this the underdog. I look forward to our match, and I promise, that I will bring my very best. I am unencumbered. You saw me with Hope earlier tonight. I saw her doing her very best, and Trevor wasn't the only one inspired by that. The "Dangerous Player" has a goal. The Triple Crown World Championship, and living up to the potential of being ACE of EBW.

3. Tag: Mav Valentine/Tack Angel beat Cade/Cadmus via Count Out
-Another match that looked awesome on paper, but ended in disappointing fashion with Cadmus. Tack Angel teamed with the Triple Crown World Champion to take on Cade and Cadmus, but once again, the Dark Star Emperor kept his distance from Tack. Cade also seemed low energy from his loss to Dan, and the two mutually agreed to just leave the ring. They lost via count out.

Mav Valentine: Oh sure, go ahead and take off! I'm seeing a pattern with w00t's lackeys. You might not think you are, but he's pulling the strings. He's unrelenting with his hatred that I have these titles, and he doesn't. I intend to keep it that way. However, the champ isn't in the spotlight right now. Cadmus, don't go too far, cause it looks like Tack has something to say.

Tack Angel: You're damn right I do! No, not "darn tootin", but damn right! Cadmus, this needs to stop! I know what you're doing! You're trying to harm me on every conceivable level, and it needs to stop! What is it going to take to get a singles match with you! What do you want from me?!

Cadmus: I want it all Tackleton. I want it all, just like I did back then! Just like I always have! You don't have what it takes to gamble on this one. You're not Tackleton, you're a coward. You're just plain old Tack, a real joke. Go back to being an 8-bit loser, cause you'll never-

Tack Angel: SHUT UP! STOP TALKING! ENOUGH OF IT! What do I have to do? You just look at me, and you tell me right now, what am I supposed to do!? What do I have to do?! What do I have to do to get that match?!

Cadmus: You could always force it. You could attack me. You could come after Bellerophon. Try to damage my home.

Tack Angel: That's not me. I don't do that. I won't do that. I felt like giving into my darkness last week, and I wanted to puke. So just TELL ME, what do you want to have this match!

Cadmus: Heh. I'm surprised here. I really am. You want stakes? We've been down this road before, but if you want real stakes, real big stakes, then you'll get them. We can have a match on these conditions. If you SOMEHOW were able to beat me.....nothing. Nothing would happen. No repercussions. I don't even want it showing up in the record books. Make it non-sanctioned. If I win, we put a stop to your plans, your goals, your hopes, and your dreams once and for all. No more Angel children. No more! You lose and you get a vasectomy!

Tack Angel: ...So what you're actually suggesting is that I'd get the match, and make sure my wives don't leave, but I open the possibility of never having another child?

Cadmus: On a personal level, how much bigger can the stakes be? See? I knew you wouldn-

Tack Angel: YOU'RE ON!

Cadmus: ....Huh?

Tack Angel: YOU HEARD ME! YOU'RE ON!

Cadmus: Well, now things really ARE getting interesting.

4. Bushido Rules Women's Singles: Christina Angel beat Eve (R3 5:00 via Split Decision)
-Christina Angel and Eve journeyed into uncharted waters with a Bushido Rules match. Sporting the gloves and mouth guard, helped Eve early on, as Christina went FULL ANGEL with a flurry of hard hitting kicks. Her intensity continues to be on another level. Christina's standing game has always been stronger than her ground game, so Eve tried to use her superior strength to keep Christina on the mat, trying the lay and pray strategy to dread of the crowd. Despite her efforts, Christina got back to her feet and floored Eve with a series of suplexes and a kick to the head of the downed onlyfans star. The time limit was reached with no winner, but the judges declared Christina Angel winner via Split Decision.

Nerma: Well it had to happen eventually with these Bushido Rules. We let that one get to the judges, and I believe they made the right call. Christina is grabbing the mi-
 
Christina Angel: I'm just getting started Erica. I'm just getting started Duvalie. Kaie! Troian! Sylvie! Bev! Raza! TESS! I'm just getting started. You come after me. You come after my family. You literally try to keep us all off the show. You knew you wouldn't be able to stop me. From this day forward, you can call me the Eisenritter HUNTER!

Nerma: What is she doing now? She's got scissors! She's taking some of Eve's hair! The simps are furious! I guess that's a trophy for this new very serious Christina Angel.

Backstage

w00t was sitting by a computer, clicking around, talking while not looking at the camera.

w00t: Trevor Mach. Do you remember our history? It's a long and storied history. Even with my superior intellect, I have to take some time to go back and look. It's been wild. Sometimes, we couldn't be further apart, and other times, we were actually friends. "Friends". We all know that if you and I were ever on the same side, it was because I could get something out of it. We were the Unbreakables. Remember that? You wanted to call us the Undefeatables, and I had to remind you that was not only stupid, but grammatically inaccurate. That was TEN years ago. A lot has changed. So much. Too much maybe. I've been made a mockery so many times. Remember the Tanooki suit? Heh. I think I've seen enough for one day. We go around and around in this sport, like the parasites clinging to this rock, flying through space. Let's break down all the nonsense. I'm smarter than you, and I'm a better athlete. We both know what I can really do. I use the wKo, because it works. Because, I can make you pass out before you hit the mat. A little pressure in the ring place, and that's that. You have constantly tried to reinvent the wheel, because your tire is out of air. I know you think you're in the your element now, but Maurice is going to give you a harsh dose of reality. If that doesn't work, I'll always be there to finish the job. Enough of that though, because I have a "Collection" to crush. Mike, don't bring your kid to the show if you can't handle the possibilities.

5. EBW World Tag Team Championship: w00t(c)/Maurice(c)[o] beat Kinniku Mike[x]/Amigo via Head Kick x STO -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-Main event time, as the new World Tag Team Champions battled Paradise Collection in a title rematch. Hard hitting, and more heated than the previous encounter. Mike did indeed keep Isiah in the back for this one, but perhaps that wasn't the best idea either. On the screen, Isiah could be seen cheering on his Dad, but Cade was standing menacingly behind him, moving ever closer. Mike panicked, and took a nasty head kick from Maurice, followed by the STO, as w00t dismantled Amigo with the wKo. 1-2-3, and the champs retained, once again by using Isiah to distract Mike.

Tommy Dukes: No! Come on! They did it again! No wonder everyone is throwing garbage into the ring! This is getting way out of hand! Mike is a single parent right now, and he can't even leave his kid in the back without w00t and his associates making threats! They still have the titles. They still have the rings. Will Maurice become the Challenge Champion next week in the Bushido Den? We'll see you on the next Xcite for that, but we've got Xperience coming your way still this week, and the debut of Level Up Wrestling! Don't miss ANY OF IT!

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Bad Dudes Dojo

Earlier today, Picky Minch was locking up the dojo after an extensive training session. The young man was all smiles as he shadow boxed, but was started when a figure stood before him.

Picky Minch: Whoa! You scared me man. Sorry I-

Dae Montell: You're Picky Minch aren't you?

Picky Minch: Yes. Do I know you?

Dae Montell: Not yet, but you could. You could know me very well. I DO know you Picky. A young super nova in wrestling, that suddenly left the scene. What happened there?

Picky Minch: I was a young kid when I started. I'm lucky kids my age were even allowed to compete back then. You have to at least be 16 now. Anyways, I needed to go to school. I needed an education, a life, and a plan for when I couldn't fight anymore. I never stopped training though. In high school and college, I was on the wrestling and judo teams. Wait, why am I tell you all of this?

Dae Montell: Well, you're a friendly guy, plus I'm very easy to talk to. People just tend to tell me things. A lot of things. I actually know about your endeavors in school.

Picky Minch: Are you the press? Do you want an interview? I mean I could, but I have to get going. I have a match on Xperience tonight. I'm back to the main roster, and I'm so excited to-

Dae Montell: Don't you think you deserve more?

Picky Minch: More?

Dae Montell: You are an EBW original. You were hanging with the top talent of EBW's early days, and you were just a kid. You're just NOW peaking, but because of your time spent in the early days in the thick of it, people think you're old news. Trevor Mach is still a top name though isn't he? You were "technically" his senior in EBW.

Picky Minch: He's been a good friend. We trained together a lot. If you can believe it, I managed to pin him in training. I was able to lock in submissions too.

Dae Montell: I believe it. I believe you were probably better than him. You're probably even better now. You deserve so much more. You've never lacked the ambition of your older brother, you just hide it better.

Picky Minch: You think I'm like Pokey? I'm nothing like my big brother.

Dae Montell: You're right, because you can actually be the success story of your family. Don't you ever feel ashamed to be a Minch?

Picky Minch: ....

Dae Montell: A fat, disgusting Mom, and a corrupt and abusive Dad. Your brother is guilty of so so much, to the point that he's in hiding right now. You could have been the star, the shining beacon of the Minch family, but you were used your whole career, but a man who used you as a stepping stone to his success, when I believe you could have beaten him. You could be in his position right now.

Picky Minch: Listen sir, I don't who you are, but you don't know a thing about the situations with me and my family personally. I'm not one to betray a friend either.

Dae Montell: Friend? Heh. Whatever you say. Listen, I'm called "The Enticing Sound" because I always have something lucrative and tempting to say. I know that you've received an offer, a very important offer. A life changing offer. I suggest you take it. Take what is yours. Show the world what the Minch name truly means.

Picky Minch: ...I have to go.

Dae Montell: Go right ahead. I trust you'll do what is best for yourself. Remember, if you need a hand, just let me know.





Larry Grim: Welcome to the Dusty Dunes Desert, as we take EBW to the next level with Xperience! You know, people say this place is HOT, but I can't really feel a thing. Bones chill, but they don't really get hot. It's weird right? We got a big show tonight, with the Triple Crown World Champion in action! He's taking on Bashin Dan's buddy Jammer in a non-title main event. If Jammer wins though, I think it'd be fair to say he should get the next title shot. Am I right? Makoto Angel WILL be joining me, but she's standing by in the back right now for a big interview. Let's take it to the back!



Makoto Angel: Makoto here, loving that I get to do the hard hitting, game changing interviews, especially since Tess wants to get rid of all us Angels. That's not going to happen. I'd have a word with her, but she's not here tonight. Gee, I wonder why. Anyways, I'm joined live by Trevor Mach and Maurice. The two men that will fight in the first ever Bushido Den match next week on Xcite. This match will be for the EBW Challenge Championship. I'm also joined by Picky Minch, who has returned as Mach's training partner.

Picky Minch: Uh, it's more than just that. I'm here to restart my own career.

Makoto Angel: I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Didn't mean to offend.

Picky Minch: It's....it's fine. *sigh* I just wanted to let you know that I gave President Swift the plans to the Den, and it will be ready and it will be awesome!

Makoto Angel: Thank you Picky.

Picky Minch: I also have a match tonight that I have to get ready for. If you'll excuse me.

Makoto Angel: You do? Oh right, a Bushido Rules match against Dirk Laramire. Should be a tough challenge.

Picky Minch: Actually, it should be a piece of cake if you know what I can do compared to the inexperienced Laramie.

Makoto Angel: Did I upset him? Oh dear, I didn't mean to. Onto the interview though. We must press on. Trevor, you once said that the World Championship was the title that mattered to you, and the one to shoot for. Suddenly, you're gunning for the Challenge Championship. Why is that?

Trevor Mach: Isn't it obvious? I'm a chaotic person, and I'm more flexible to change then I get credit for. Yes, I will NEVER leave the 80's, but NO, the World Championship isn't the only prize worth fighting for. We're reigniting a way of life here, the best fighting style. I'm going to win this title, and make it a symbol of the Bushido Mission. When they used the Television Championship as a cash in for the World Championship, it became my ticket to any fight I wanted. This is going to be my new ticket.

Makoto Angel: That's good to know. Some people wonder what a person does when they've reached the top. What makes Trevor Mach tick? What makes him reach for the next peak?

Trevor Mach: I think there is a certain point in your life, where your memories become more important than your dreams, and I haven't reached that point yet. Give a couple more decades. You'll all be sick of me by then I'm sure, but I'm going to keep reach for the next peak, because this is what I do. Wrestling is my life. You don't ever just turn that off. I got beat by Mav Valentine, and that was a kick in the ass, something I needed. I was ready for the rematch, and even won the E1 to get it. w00t, and guys like this douche Maurice, made sure I didn't get a proper rematch. Making sure they don't get this title, is yet another massive motivator.

Makoto Angel: Maurice, you've been standing there, just laughing to yourself. What do you have to say?

Maurice: Oh? You care what I have to say? The camera is on me? I figured you'd be too busy worshiping at the altar of Mach. No one ever cares what I have to say. Always the odd man out. You know, I've been around for years myself. I pulled myself out of destitution, and became a famous athlete in other sports, but I came back to get the respect I deserve. I have been ripping and tearing it away from Mike and Amigo. I will prove that I'm the best of the SURGE Generation, no matter how many years it takes, I'll never let them forget me. However, the other shadow looming over me has always been this asshole. Smirking, and brushing off anything that comes at him. You think you're bulletproof or something?

Trevor Mach: No, you can ask Tack about that. I'm NOT bullet proof. I just don't care about your ambitions Maurice. You had a little respect from me, but you lost it when you sided AGAIN with w00t, and you went after Mike's kid. You don't attack the kids. You leave them out of it. This is between men, and the children don't deserve to get caught up with it. "Sins of the Father" is only applicable when dealing with the man upstairs.

Maurice: I'm willing to do what I have to do. I'm not looked to get cheered. Your approval is not required. All I need, is for you to step into that den so I can kick your head off. We've both been in this sport for quite some time. We've been up and down the roads, but I'd like to think my body is in far better shape. I've taken good care of myself. You'll break down first in that Den.

Trevor Mach: You obviously don't know the wonders of Lukie Yoga. That little shit really struck gold with that one. Even if I did break down, the pieces would still come after you. Not going to happen though. See, I've got kids that need me. I've got a wife to love. I've got a best friend to be amused by because of his "oppai harem" as Tali calls it. I've got a lot going for me, and I won't lost it. I won't let anyone take it from me, and I WON'T be taken out of the equation either. Trevor Mach is here to stay whether you or w00t like it or not.

-

Larry Grim: Well there you have it. Makoto with the good interview there. I'm waiting for her to come out and-

Tack Angel: Hey.

Larry Grim: AH!

Tack Angel: AH!

Larry Grim: You scared me. How did that happen? What can I do for you Star Prince?

Tack Angel: I want to air some grievances, and I'm going to do so here and now. Tess, you just heard Makoto, if you want to keep my family out of EBW you can forget it! I'm building an army, but before you say anything Nerma, let me just clarify, that I'm building an army to fight EVIL. The wives need to become warriors so they can teach my daughters to fight the-

Larry Grim: She compromised.

Tack Angel: I'm sorry what?

Larry Grim: You didn't hear? I guess Makoto didn't either. Well, she already had a job at the announce table so-

Tack Angel: What did I miss?

Larry Grim: Tess said that they could all have new higher paying positions that would keep them on television.

Tack Angel: Wow, that must have been some talk they had. That's my wives for ya. They know how to negotiate. *sips drink*

Larry Grim: In fact, here they come right now! It's the EBW Dancers! Hit it ladies!

Tack Angel: *spits drink* NANI?!

Larry Grim: Yep, she's up there!

Amy Angel, Iroha Angel, Faris Angel, Tracy Angel, and Nani Angel all hit the ring in matched EBW themed cheerleader outfits, dancing to strobe lights and techno music.

Tack Angel: What the hell?! I'm so mad, and shocked, and turned on all at the same time!

Makoto Angel: Hey, I'm her-what's going on?

Tack Angel: This is an outrage!

Makoto Angel: They look like they're having a great time! Why aren't I up there? I could do that too.

Tack Angel: I can't believe Tess is making them do this! I can't believe they agreed! Why boner! Stop it! Not now!

Tack's Boner: I WILL NOT BE STOPPED!

Tack Angel: AH!

Makoto Angel: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Larry Grim: DID IT JUST?!

Tack Angel: I HAVE TO GO!

Backstage

w00t was back to sitting behind his desk, clicking around on a computer.

w00t: You know, it was just last year that I was the Triple Crown Champion. Anyone remember that? The memory span of the average mark is only a few weeks, so let me enlighten to. I was on top of the world. I had formed a group that finally set out to do what I had planned for so long. We took over. We were in control. We sent you packing for some time Mach. It was exactly what I always wanted. Of course, as you put it "It's all on the wheel. Everything comes around". Sure enough, it did. I went through some tumultuous times after that. We'll just leave it at that. No point in elaborating. You couldn't remember if you wanted to, hence "The Forgotten". It was another stab at the success I had dreamed of. It failed. Mav, I believe I have you to thank for that one, and I will never ever forget that. "President" Swift, you tried to crush my ambition too didn't you? You couldn't handle that I was the better man. You never could. You still can't. I've got my list. It WILL all come around for you all, but right now, I'm looking at you Mach. If I'm ever going to finally make the EBW that I envision, you can't be in it. I'll make sure YOU'RE the one that's forgotten.

w00t stood up.

w00t: I've got your number. You just don't know it yet.

EBW: Xperience
EFL Practice Stadium, Dusty Dunes Desert
ENN

0. Women's Tag: Lainey Strong/Calamity Jane beat Kimber Blaze/Lt. Lacy Wagner via DQ
0. Women's Singles: Gold beat Sylvie via Golden Exploder -> Pin 
0. 10-Man Tag: Pirate Bill[o]/Saxon/Novus/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi beat Chad Salad/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich/Sammy the Simp/Danny Leung[x] via Walk the Plank Elbow -> Pin
1. Tag: w00t/Masked Man beat Firebrand X/Subculture[x] via Bridging Hagen Suplex -> Pin
-A fantastic opener saw w00t team with a masked man to take on Firebrand X and Subculture. The mask itself, was a mock of the old mask that Trevor Mach had worn before it was given to Firebrand X and "evolved" into its current look. The man was short, but powerful, and displayed an amazing ground game, flipping Subculture to the mat with a hard thud from over his shoulder. A Bridging Hagen Suplex lead to the pin, and as Firebrand went to break it up, w00t hit the wKo out of nowhere. 1-2-3.

Larry Grim: Wow, a big win for w00t and his masked man.

Makoto Angel: You know who he is don't you?

Larry Grim: Excuse me?

Makoto Angel: You know who the masked man is.

Larry Grim: I-I might?

Makoto Angel: You DO.

Larry Grim: Yeah, I guess I do.

Makoto Angel: Who is he?

Larry Grim: I can't tell you! It'll spoil things!

Makoto Angel: Awww come on!

Larry Grim: Big win for this team. w00t seems to have a powerful new weapon on his side. Firebrand looks absolutely fed up, but he's helping up Subculture regardless.

Makoto Angel: Seriously, I won't tell anyone.

Larry Grim: Nope.

Makoto Angel: SHOOT!

Backstage

Firebrand X and Subculture limped to the back.

Firebrand X: This is unacceptable.

Subculture: I couldn't agree more.

Firebrand X: You can't keep dropping falls like that.

Subculture: Me? Where were you? Oh that's right, falling for the wKo AGAIN!

Firebrand X: Look, let's just stop now because we're both heated. You have me respect, so I don't want to go down this road with you.

Subculture: Well, we got to do something! You've seen my wife right?! She's on a whole new level with this shit! That's motivation enough to say that I can't be jerking the curtain and taking losses like this anymore. I can't stomach it....and I REALLY don't want to sleep on a VERY uncomfortable couch.

Firebrand X: My wife isn't thrilled either. Two former World Champions need to be doing better. I think we both need to find what is going to fire us up and bring us back to that level. I think....I think I know exactly what I've got to do.

Subculture: You know what, I just got a great idea for that myself. I'll see you later.

Firebrand X: Yeah. See ya later.

2. Singles: Cade beat Amigo via Count Out
-Another thrilling bout, with the seemingly uncaring Cade mixing it up with Amigo. The match stemmed from w00t's associates going after Mike's son Isiah. Amigo brought the Catch....AS catch can action when Cade looked like he had enough. Leaving the ring, in familiar fashion, Amigo followed him up the ramp. That's when Cade hit him with the head butt and the Cadebreaker. He casually rolled back into the ring and smirked as the ref counted to 10.

Cade: A sneaky win? A cheated victory? The coward's way out? A win is a win. A rose by any other name and so forth. Maybe I just don't care. Maybe the sound is just too loud. I feel numb. All I wanted was my due. All I wanted was to accomplish a couple certain goals, and they were snatched away from. Only for now. Only for now. I'll get it back. I'll get it all back. Heh....Ness, when you trained me, did you ever see it all coming to this? This is your legacy. You taught me what I know, and look how I use it. Does it make you proud? Does it hurt you? I really don't care. It's too loud. I don't hear you anymore.

3. Bushido Rules Singles: Picky Minch beat Dirk Laramie (R1 0:49 via Ankle Lock Submission)
-A Bushido Rules match saw Picky Minch take on the increasingly irrelevant Dirk Laramie. Trying his hand at Bushido Rules matches, the Neon Rookie Cup winner was out of his league against the much more experienced Picky Minch. The young prodigy all grown up managed to snap Dirk down with an amateur style suplex, and put on an Ankle Lock for the quick submission in less than a minute. 

Makoto Angel: Wow! That was intense! I'm really sorry Picky! I thought he was just coming back as a manager or training partner for Mach. I didn't realize he was going to be this amazing fighter!

Larry Grim: He always had the potential. The youngest ever wrestler for EBW, Picky Minch could be moving on to really big things in the future. We'll have to see where he wants to take his career. I'd say that was a great showing. He just turned a lot of heads there. This isn't a nostalgia act.

4. No Rules 8-Woman Tag: Christina Angel[o]/Chrissy Angel/Jessica James/Jenny James beat Kaie/Troian[x]/Bev/Raza via WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver -> Pin
-Christina continued her fight against Eisenritter, enlisting Chrissy and the James Sisters to take Kaie, Troian, and Muscle Girl Security. Christina's new attitude was really throwing off the dynamic of Eisenritter, with Troian no longer able to properly mimic her. A WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver from Christina to Troian lead to the win, making Chrissy 2-0 so far in her EBW career, and giving the James Sisters a little measure of payback after losing the titles again to Eisenritter trickery. After the match, Christina cut some of Troian's hair and added it to the hair she cut from Eve.

Makoto Angel: I'm both thrilled and concerned. Thrilled that Christina and Chrissy won again, but concerned at this hair collection thing. She's taking trophies. Do we need to like....talk to her? Family meeting or something? Is this a healthy outlet for rage? I spent my high school years learning how to cook. Maybe I should've gone into child psychology or something. Then again, she's not much younger than me is she? I'm all kinds of confused.

Larry Grim: I think that's a healthy parental expression, no matter how confused you, me, and the fans really are right now.

Backstage

Pirate Bill was sitting with a bottle of rum and his Television Championship, when he was approached from both sides suddenly by Firebrand X and Subculture.

Firebrand X and Subculture: I want to challenge you for the Television Championship!

Pirate Bill: Yar! Ye be startlin' me in stereo!

Firebrand X: You?

Subculture: Hey wait a minute. This was my idea!

Firebrand X: I think you're confused. This was my idea.

Subculture: I thought it first.

Firebrand X: I don't think so. Look into my eyes, and tell me you didn't steal my idea.

Subculture: I didn't steal your idea, but I don't want to look in your eyes. They're quite frankly a little unsettling.

Firebrand X: The eyes of the man challenging for the Television Championship.

Subculture: Not a chance. I'm not afraid of you! Just unsettled! I'll still punch you right in the face, and drop you like a bad habit!

Firebrand X: Bad habits die hard Subbie, so you better make it count or-

Pirate Bill: Yaaaarrrr! Ye be killin' me buzz here! I be celebratin' me win tonight. Look, fairplay be the name of the game for ol' Pirate Bill. I gotta be teachin' the young Angel kids about good morals, so we'll be doing it like this. A 3-Way Match for the Television Championship. Savvy?

Firebrand X: Fine.

Subculture: Fine.

Firebrand X: I'd rather pin Subculture anyways. You're...well you're a nice guy Bill. I'd hate to hurt.

Pirate Bill: Much appreciated.

Firebrand X: I'm still going to have to though.

Pirate Bill: Less appreciated.

Subculture: I'll knock both your asses out. I'm the Green Bomber! Former World Champion! Have any issues with Dracula this Halloween? No? Ask Larry Grim why, and he'll tell you because I stopped him!

Firebrand X: You defeat one immortal evil being and you never stop talking about it. *sigh*

Subculture: I used to a real mean guy! Don't forget that!

Firebrand X: And what happened to you.

Subculture: ....*sigh* Marriage.

Firebrand X: ....Yeah.

Pirate Bill: ....Aye.



Jammer was pacing back and forth in the ring for the main event, when Jenny James signaled for him to come closer.

Jenny James: Jammer, come her.

Jammer: Y-yeah? About to have a big match here.

Jenny James: Keep your shoes pumped, I just want to tell you something. I'm going to be watching you very closely tonight. It's going to get me all "fired up", and I think tonight, IF YOU WIN, I'll be willing to let you do ANYTHING.

Jammer: A-anything?

Jenny James: Anything you want.

Jammer: ....Let's do this!

5. Non-Title Match: Mav Valentine beat Jammer via Mav Buster -> Pin
-Main event time, as the Slam Master took on the Triple Crown World Champion Mav Valentine, in hard hitting action, ahead of an eventual match between Mav Valentine and Bashin Dan. Dan looked on, as Mav found himself in a bigger match than expected. World Champion caliber Jammer out of nowhere, perhaps motivated by something or other, nearly got a win on Mav with a Twisting Crossbody left Mav open to the Pumped Up Slam Jam and the pin, for a near fall. Eventually, the champ managed to wear down the Slam Master for the Mav Buster, which kept him down narrowly for the the 3.

Mav Valentine: I-

Jammer: NOOOOOO!!!! COME ON MAN! You couldn't just let me have that! I was too distracted is what it was. I got nervous! I WAS NERVOUS! She was going to let me do whatever I wanted!

Mav Valentine: ...Sorry? As I was about to say. Bashin Dan, I was waiting for this to happen. I knew our paths would cross eventually. You are the heir apparent to the dynasty after all, and I'm the one that came out of nowhere to take it for himself. We both have a lot in common, but one thing is clear to me. I can't lose to you. I won't lose. I'm not going to lose what I've fought for. I'm just getting started here. I'm just getting started building a legacy. For myself, and for these fans, and for you, cause I know you wouldn't accept it otherwise, I'm going to come at you with every single thing that I have. You want the ultimate challenge? I want the ultimate challenge. Two supernovas colliding. That's what I want, and that's what we're going to get!

Backstage

A flustered Tack approached his wives as they left the dressing room.

Tack Angel: Hey! What was up with that out there!

Amy Angel: I know right? I didn't know I could dance like that either, but a few of us are really good at-

Tack Angel: I mean, why were you out there doing that! What did Tess say to convince you to do that!

Tracy Angel: Nothing.

Tack Angel: Nothing?

Faris Angel: Yeah, we thought it'd be a fun idea, and it really was.

Nani Angel: I found it surprisingly amusing.

Tack Angel: But you're up there, showing yourselves off to everyone!

Tracy Angel: Showing our sick dance skills off maybe.

Iroha Angel: It was a good work out. I need to get back into shape.

Tack Angel: But, I thought you wanted to have more meaningful roles. Don't you want to wrestle?

Tracy Angel: Tack, my Mom believes that sex sells, and she doesn't want us in the ring. Neither do the Eisenritter. That'll be hard to fight. However, we're getting paid really really well to do a few dance moves. That's going to keep the Angels financially in the black.

Tack Angel: In the black? That's....that's the good thing right? It means good?

Amy Angel: Yes Tack, it means good.

Tack Angel: Still though, I'm surprised by-

Amy Angel: Listen, you need to see the big picture here. I had a meeting....with everyone in my head...so a rather large one, and we came to a realization. We're under contract, meaning that we'll all get to collect paychecks from a bitter Tess while doing nothing....when we're on maternity leave.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Iroha Angel: You got the match with Cadmus set up. All you have to do is win, and guess what? Everyone, except for me obviously, are "ready" to add more bundles of joy into our lives.

Tack Angel: Wait....you mean?

Amy, Tracy, Nani, and Faris: Mmmhmm.

Tack Angel: *gasp* YEAH!




Tack threw his fist up into the air and jumped for joy. The wives were slightly confused by his freeze frame, as he didn't come down. He just sort of hung in the air, with a frozen look of joy. As they all slowly walked away, several pirates appeared to pull him down from the air and gently carry him back home.
 

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EBW World

Nerma: Nerma here, with another EBW World update! As the cramps and cravings for weird food kick in, I'm reminded that Tess is not going to be the first lady of Eagleland, and it gets me through the day. Maelstrom returns this week, with a special return from Jon Frye opening things up. We'll also have a #1 Contender match for the Challenge Champion, who will either be Mach or Maurice. Also, the main event will see Trevor Mach team with Paradise Collection against w00t, Maurice, and Cade in a "Bushido Tag". What is a "Bushido Tag"? Apparently it's like a Bushido Rules match, but with tagging, and no team breaks, meaning if your teammate is trapped in a submission you can't help them escape. It will go 5 Rounds instead of 3, and judges will be present to observe the action. I like it! We also have a big Xcite for you coming up in Saturn City. Get your tickets now for this one, cause they'll be sold out before you know it. Trevor Mach and Maurice will be facing off inside of the Bushido Den for the vacated Challenge Championship in out main event. The title that has been dubbed the "work horse" title by some, could be the centerpiece of this new Bushido Mission OR it could become another title that w00t and his associates collect in their quest to counter Swift's Presidency. As we all know, titles equal powe-

Tack Angel: That is SO ridiculous. It's never made sense to me! You don't have power! Clout MAYBE, but not power. The President can just strip you of the titles, or fire you!

Nerma: ....Tack Angel everybody! Hey, it's the Star Prince! So, you're letting the wives dance now? I'm surprised you don't have them all bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen.

Tack Angel: ....We have plenty of shoes in Crystal Heaven. We're getting a shoe store in the mall. Yes, it'll be run by a pirate, but I don't see what that would be a problem.

Crystal Heaven Shoe Store

Iroha Angel: My feet aren't as swollen anymore, so I don't know the size. Could you check for me?

Pirate Horatio: Yarr, I be happy to miss. Let me check out that foot game. Yarr, these be fine feet. *sniiiiiiiff* Mmmm, the sights, touch, and smell of-

Iroha Angel: I'm out of here!

EBW World

Nerma: So, what do you want Tack?

Tack Angel: I'm here to announce that I'll be teaming with the Paradise Collection against w00t and his associates, sans, Maurice. Sans means without.

Nerma: Right. I know. Like "sin".

Tack Angel: No, I won't be looking to sin in the match against Cadmus, but if he keeps up his shenanigans, I might have to. Also, I wanted to say that I'm catering to a new demographic now. I want these people to know that the Star Prince is on their side.

Nerma: Oh yeah? Who is that?

Tack Angel: The LGBT Community!

Nerma: Really? Huh, that's very interesting. I wouldn't expect such biting social commentary in EBW, but I-

Tack Angel: That's right! The Lesbian Girls with Big Titties! If only I could bring them back to the other team with my "star rod" I-

Nerma: Uh huh. Just shut up and get out of here!

Tack Angel: I mean I'm technically a lesbian too and-

Nerma: You're the biggest lesbian ever, now get out of here!

Tack Angel: Yikes! Was it something I said!

*audience laughter*

Nerma: What was that?

Tack Angel: You heard that?! It's following me out of Crystal Heaven now! AHHHH!

EBW: Xcite
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. Singles: Picky Minch vs. Vape
2. Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Tack Angel vs. w00t/Cade/Cadmus
3. Mav Valentine Chooses Opponent: Bashin Dan vs. ? Special Referee: Mav Valentine
4. Eisenritter Eliminator: Kaie vs. Troian
5. EBW Challenge Championship Decision Bushido Den: Maurice vs. Trevor Mach

EBW Gaiden: Maelstrom Fight Club: MFC 1
Mad Gear Bar, Saturn City
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1. "A Legend Returns" Bushido Rules: Jon Frye vs. Aron Vayne
2. Bushido Rules: Jammer vs. Colton "The Rumble' Sbarrge
3. Bushido Rules: Picky Minch vs. Danny Leung
4. Bushido Rules: Firebrand X vs. Benjamin
5. EBW Challenge Championship #1 Contender: w00t's Masked Man vs. Vape
6. 6-Man Bushido Tag: Trevor Mach/Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. w00t/Maurice/Cade

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Saturn City Hospital

Trevor Mach lay in the hospital bed as Lady M's and Hope stood over him with Degrees.

Trevor Mach: I really just want to get out of here. I just won the title, and I want to celebrate!

Degrees: Not happening Trevor. You could have a serious concussion here. Maybe worse.

Trevor Mach: I feel fine! Hey Tali, where's Justice?

Lady M's: I'm holding him, to my left side?

Trevor Mach: ....The right side of my face is caved in isn't it?

Lady M's: Practically.

Trevor Mach: That explains a few things.

Hope Mach: *signing* Like the blood in your mouth.

Trevor Mach: I only caught half of that.

Lady M's: The blood in your mouth.

Trevor Mach: That? That's from stress. Whole other thing.

Lady M's: You're a mess.

Degrees: I think he should stay for longer than the night. I want to run a series of tests. He may not be all there.

Trevor Mach: Tali, this bed is VERY comfortable. I want to get one.

Lady M's: We probably could. Can't be that expensive.

Trevor Mach: I bet this one is $50,000.

Lady M's: I'm sure we can get one much cheaper.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but not with me in it. *wink*

Lady M's: Doc, he's fine.

Degrees: All the same Mach, if you want to get cleared for Maelstrom this week, you need to stick around.

Trevor Mach: Fine: Fine fine fine. Fine. Fine.

Hope Mach: *signing* Love you Dad. Get some rest.

Trevor Mach: Caught half again, but the sentiment was there. *signing* Love you too.

Lady M's: We'd better go then. I need to put Justice to bed. You sure you have everything you need?

Trevor Mach: Haven't had any complaints yet. *wink*

Lady M's: I think you're trying to wink, but you're doing it with your very swollen eye.

Trevor Mach: ....It's the thought that counts. Doc, I could use a drink.

Degrees: I'll a nurse get you something. What do you want? We have apple juice, grape juice, orange juice, pineapple juic-

Trevor Mach: Turn off the juice, I'm getting electrocuted.

Degrees: Yeah...yeah you're probably fine.

Suddenly, another patient was wheeled in, and placed into the bed next to Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Oh shit.

Maurice: Oh absolutely NOT!

Degrees: Tough turkey guys. We're full up for the night. You have to share the room.

Trevor Mach: This dick head CAUSED all of this damage to my glorious visage.

Maurice: You did the same to me AND you knocked out my tooth!

Trevor Mach: You're lucky it was just the one. You're lucky you're smaller than me or I'd get out of this bed and batter you.

Maurice: But I'm bigger than you!

Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well that's another reason. Screw it! Let's dance!

Maurice: Gladly!

The two men crawled out of bed, and tried to attack each other from the floor, punching and kicking until nurses came to break them up. Outside the room, Lady M's was looking at the bill.

Lady M's: Doesn't insurance cover this stuff?

Degrees: It does, but we are instituting an "EBW Tax" where you pay for the stuff that Trevor will most certainly break why he's here.

Lady M's: ...*listens to the smashing sounds on the other side of the door* Of course! I knew that. Why a four year old child could understand this bill. Now find me a four year old child. I can't make heads or tails of it. *looks at the camera* Look, all the jokes can't be winners. You've got to expect that once in a while.

Degrees: ....You're two peas in a pod aren't you? Look, I'll waive the fee, because I owe you guys for "past occurrences".

Lady M's: Thanks. Seriously Hope, I can't read this.

Christina Angel: Hope. Boss. Everything alright with Uncle Trevor?

Lady M's: *holds a finger up so everyone can hear Trevor and Maurice shouting in the next room* He's totally fine.

Hope Mach: *signing* Thanks for stopping by to check in.

Christina Angel: Least I could do, but I'm here for another reason too.

Chrissy Angel: It's about that petition that was floated around to get our family taken out of the ring.

Lady M's: Smart idea, turning that around and doing the ring girl thing. That's a lot of money for little work. Tess probably isn't too happy they embraced it. She doesn't have a lot to be happy about these days.

Chrissy Angel: We've been hearing whispers.

Lady M's: Around here? How could you? It's so loud.

Christina Angel: In the locker room. A thought occurred to me. To be able to do a petition like that, and to get the approval of Swift on the matter, it had to be bi-partisan. Meaning, that Eisenritter weren't the only ones to sign that thing.

Lady M's: That's what Tess implied isn't it? I haven't been able to get a look at it myself, but you're probably right. A lot of jealousy when it comes to Machs and Angels. You never know who you can trust. Just watch your backs, while we try to figure out who isn't on the same page.

Chrissy Angel: It's really sad. Whoever they are, I hope they have a change of heart.

Lady M's: Wouldn't do them much good. They'd still have the same face.

Saturn City Streets

Somewhere else in the city, Kinniku Mike was walking home, with his face bandaged up, and Isiah on his shoulders.

Kinniku Mike: I shouldn't have parked in that tow away zone. I figured at worst they'd tow my car, but the entire area was gone!

Isiah: Still, this is fun right?

Kinniku Mike: I've had a perfect evening.....but it wasn't this one kid.

Isiah: ...Oh.

Kinniku Mike: Sorry. I just...I've got a lot on my mind...and you on my shoulders.

Isiah: Am I really that much of a burden to you?

Kinniku Mike: No, you're easy to carry. Your Dad is strong.

Isiah: No, I meant in the other way.

Kinniku Mike: No....no you're not a burden....just a surprise. A surprise I'm still working on understanding. Why won't you tell me who your mother is, and why won't you go back to her?

Isiah: Why do you want to get rid of me if I'm not a burden?

Kinniku Mike: I'm just sure that she's worried sick, plus I'm certain she'd be a better parent than me. It's not like I wouldn't come see you, or call you, but I'm not really cut out for this.

Isiah: You're just a big jerk. Put me dow-

Kinniku Mike: No no, I'm sorry kid. I'm sorry. For once, I'm really trying here. You ever been afraid?

Isiah: ....All the time.

Kinniku Mike: Really? Well, being a Dad scares the hell out of me.

Isiah: ....Obviously.

Kinniku Mike: Oh? Oh. Huh.

Isiah: But...I appreciate that you're trying. Thanks Dad.

Kinniku Mike: ...You uh...you hungry?

Isiah: Yeah, can we go to the pizza place a few blocks over?

Kinniku Mike: That place? Too greasy. It's full of empty calories and fatty toppings. Detrimental to the growth of STRONG TITS!

Isiah: That's only if you put the bad toppings on it. You could put those toppings on a mattress and it'd be just as bad for you.

Kinniku Mike: ....That's one of the few things I haven't had on a mattress.

Isiah: *snicker*

Kinniku Mike: Oh shoot. You didn't hear that. Forget I made that jo-

Isiah: Hahaha!

Kinniku Mike: Heh...yeah...you're alright kid.

EBW World:

Nerma: Hey all, Nerma here, and yes, I'm sitting behind a desk and wearing my pajamas. Leave me alone. I'M MOODY! I won't stop working though! I'm a professional....even if I'm not dressed for the part right now. We have a big show coming up with Black Friday, but on the road to that we're going to have the first Maelstrom return show. We don't know if Trevor Mach will be cleared, but we will determine his first contender. It's going to be Bushido heavy, so if that's your thing, make sure to tune in....or just do it anyways. It's gonna be fun!

EBW: Xperience
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
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1. Women's Tag: Christina Angel/Chrissy Angel vs. Kaie/Eve
2. EBW Women's World #1 Contender: Hope Mach vs. Duvalie

EBW: Black Friday 2020
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN+

1. "Victory or Vasectomy": Tack Angel vs. Cadmus
2. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Mav Valentine(c) vs. Bashin Dan

Last edited by Machismo (11/14/2020 4:28 am)