Xperiment Card Revealed! Biggest Main Event Yet!



The Xperiment continues this week, with the biggest episode yet! Mr. Hotlanta is promising an explosive 6-Man Tag Ladder Match Battle. Shadow and his allies will attempt to make a power grab, by earning title shots against Generator and Lovekick Connection. Can the all-star team prevail? Also booked is another Manu Kalani trial against Bullet, The Sons of Anarchy will take on Picky Minch and Lukie. Fuel will kick start his comeback in a 3-Way against Hoodlum and Bakayaro. Bolshoi and Rey Dorado will collide in a match to determine who might soon get a shot at the CXJ Gold. All of this as the Xperiment goes full throttle in 2011.

The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center

1. Manu Kalani Trial: Manu Kalani vs. Bullet
2. Tag Team: Given/Taken vs. Picky Minch/Lukie
3. 3-Way: Fuel vs. Hoodlum vs. Bakayaro
4. Singles: Bolshoi vs. Rey Dorado
5. 6-Man Tag Ladder Match: Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Shadow/Avion/Metrion

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The first Xperiment of EBW was the biggest to date. The fans of the CXJ movement are growing, and a revolution is brewing. A packed house at the CXJ Center saw 5 great matches, capped off by the biggest main event the show has had to date.

-Manu Kalani finally scored a big singles win, narrowly beating out the Power Player Bullet. High flying worked for the TUE rookie, as he finished off Bullet with a Wave Crasher Splash.
-Given and Taken continue their road back to dominance. The Sons of Anarchy brought the pain to Picky and Lukie in a rough brawl, which ended when Taken pinned Lukie following a Doomsday Device. Picky took off running halfway through the match, as the Sons are looking to take their former leader out.
-Fuel's return continues to impress fans. The TUE 2 winner looked really good in the 3-Way with Hoodlum and Bakayaro. High flying was the name of the game again, as Fuel hit the Ring of Fire 450 to get the [in on Hoodlum.
-Bolshoi and Rey Dorado put on an exciting singles match. It was a match to determine who might be in the running for a CXJ title match, but just before the 9 minute mark, bot wrestlers were counted out as they were fighting outside of the ring. A heated contest that is sure to lead to a rematch.
-The main event saw Shadow and SinDOS, a new renegade alliance of sorts battle the all-star team of Champion Generator, and Tag Team Champion Lovekick Connection in a 6-Man Tag Ladder Match. Two ladders were used, and they were used a lot. Half the match the teams were using the ladders like weapons and ignoring the briefcase hanging above the ring. This 20-minute epic had the fans on their feet. In the end Avion and Metrion cleared Lovekick out of the ring using the second ladder. Shadow gouged the champion Generator in the eyes and pushed him over the top rope before quickly climbing the ladder and grabbing the case for his team. This means that Shadow and SinDOS get title shots whenever they choose.

The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center

1. Manu Kalani Trial: Manu Kalani beat Bullet (3:51) with a Wave Crasher Splash.
2. Tag Team: Given/Taken beat Picky Minch/Lukie (4:57) when Taken pinned Lukie following the Doomsday Device.
3. 3-Way: Fuel beat Hoodlum and Bakayaro (6:09) with a Ring of Fire 450 on Hoodlum.
4. Singles: Bolshoi vs. Rey Dorado (8:58) ended in a Double Countout.
5. 6-Man Tag Ladder Match: Shadow/Avion/Metrion beat Generator/Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (20:11)

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CXJ NEX CHAMPIONSHIP ANNOUNCED! Decision Match to be held next week on Xperiment!



"The CXJ Xperiment is growing". This came from Xperiment Exec Mr. Hotlanta as he was making a big press conference. It was noticeable that Mr. Hotlanta said CXJ Xperiment and not EBW Xperiment for some reason. The subject of the press conference was to present the people with a brand new championship belt. The CXJ Nex Championship, a belt that will serve as the next step in the growth of the brand as well as the upcoming expanded roster. A match will be held on the next Xperiment to determine the first Nex Champion. The match will be a rematch between Bolshoi and Rey Dorado and the winner will make CXJ history. As the press conference was coming to an end, Mr. Hotlanta found himself interrupted by Rufus Poochyfud.

Rufus Poochyfud: Heh...the Xperiment? The CXJ Division? I never would have green lit it.

Mr. Hotlanta: ...Is there something I can do for you sir?

Rufus Poochyfud: Not really, but I'm the boss and all so I thought I would touch base with you, no matter how insignificant I think your little Xperiment is.

Mr. Hotlanta: You got a problem with how I r-

Rufus Poochyfud: Please just don't even bother. I've got to hit the clubs in a few minutes and I really don't care what you have to say. Ever hear of bearing false witness? Keep that in mind when I say "keep up the good work". One more thing....your logo has the outdated logo. I want that changed immediately.

Mr. Hotlanta: .....

w00t and Tack's private meeting!

EBW.com might not have a Hervey Cam, but we were able to obtain footage of a private meeting between Tack and w00t in the underbelly of the Expo Center...



Tack Angel: You wanted to see me?

w00t: Yeah, thanks for coming. I'm not one to ask for help, but I'm wondering if you might be able to assist me.

Tack Angel: You're asking for my help? Why me?

w00t: Well, you never know who you can trust in EBW these days. I know for a fact I've got a target on my back, so I'm taking a gamble in even risking this meeting. I chose you for a couple reasons, but I heard from Trevor once upon a time that you're the most trustworthy guy on the roster, so there we go.

Tack Angel: Trevor said that?

w00t: Yeah, called you a "consummate"....something or other.

Tack Angel: Protagonist.

w00t: Yeah, that's it.

Tack Angel: What is this all about w00t?

w00t: Look, I know we have had our scraps in the past, but I need a tag team partner. I've got a tag title match coming, but first I need to get through another couple of Ensiders. I'm not saying you have to stick with me the whole way through, but I would appreciate the back up on X-perience.

Tack Angel: I don't know. I'm kind of busy writing my own story w00t.

w00t: It's your call. You're the go to guy when it comes to tag title reigns, so I thought I'd give it a shot.

Tack Angel: ....Alright, I'll try to help on X-perience.

w00t: Well alright then. I appreciate it. I've got to go now. All I can say is watch your back.

Tack Angel: Thanks....you too.

Swift: Good advice bitch.

Tack Angel: Swift! Are we doing this now?!

Swift: No...I just wanted to show you something. No matter where you are....what time it is...how many people are around....I can get to you. I can ring your scrawny little neck, and pounce your punk ass into next week. So yeah...like w00t said...watch your damn back.

[b]X-perience Card Revealed!

The first X-perience of 2011 will feature most of the fall out from the first X-cite of the year, so it's sure to be explosive. Swift will kick off the show in a singles match with returning Jeff Andonuts. The brawler is in top form, so will we see Jeff back on the shelf sooner then later? TV Champion Kinniku Mike will team up with the new Royal Crown Champion Amigo and Billy Tharpe to take on Little Mac, Maurice, and Hashim of Greed. Can the champions work together and put the past behind them, or will Greed get the upper hand? w00t has found a tag partner in Tack Angel, and the two will do battle against the Ensider rookie team of Randy no Kachi and Olly Oliver. What tricks will The Ensiders have up their sleeves. Troy was just named the new #1 Contender to the Global World Championship. This after half the EBW roster beat the champion in the center of the ring on X-cite. We don't know if the champion will be making it to the show, but we do know that Troy will be facing  a mystery opponent in singles action. Ensiders leader and FSW Regional Champion Ninten has agreed to fight a mystery opponent as well. This will be someone of Ness's choosing, so let's hope he picks well. In the main event, Ness will take on eternal rival and newest Ensider Poo in a 2/3 Falls Match. All of this, plus an update on Global World Champion Trevor Mach on the next X-perience![/b]

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Singles: Swift vs. Jeff Andonuts
2. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Billy Tharpe vs. Little Mac/Maurice/Hashim Al-Singh
3. Tag Team: w00t/Tack Angel vs. Randy no Kachi/Olly Oliver
4. Singles: Troy vs. ?
5. Singles: Ninten vs. ?
6. 2/3 Falls: Ness vs. Poo

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Nerma: Nerma here, with Television Champion Kinniku Mike and Royal Crown Champion Amigo. Both former members of the "New Generation", the "Surge" of new talent that entered the EBW scene in 2010. Now Amigo and Mike both hold gold, and they will be unifying that gold at the first Pay Per View of the year, New Year Rising 2011. Now Mike and Amigo, it has been rumored that your match is actually going to main event the show. It will take place last, even after the Global World Championship match against champion Trevor Mach and Troy.

Amigo: If I might say something, I believe that to be an adequate spot for such a match. Two of the biggest names in the sport today, the "New Generation" unifying two of the biggest titles in the sport. I think that deserves a main event spot.

Kinniku Mike: Amigo, you're absolutely right bud. I was at home with my harem of Edo women, when it hit me that I need to be taking this seriously. 2010 was supposed to be all about us. We might be a year off, but 2011 is going to be the year of the New Generation bitches! Amigo, I respect ya brotha, but at New Year Rising, I'm making history.

Amigo: I beg to differ, but I respect your opinion and your right to express it freely.

Kinniku Mike: .....right.

Rufus Poochyfud: What have we here? The New Generation? Ha! You're already yesterday's news. The only one of you that's relevant in my book is Maurice here. He's the wrestler from the "New Generation" that gets my endorsement. That makes him an agent of chaos, so I'm going to use him to rattle a few cages and shake up this this title match. I am officially making Maurice the Special Guest Referee for your Unification Match at New Year Rising 2011. If you want to win, you'll have to appeal to your old friend here. Maybe you'll offer him the next title shot? Maybe you'll open your wallets? Point is, I'm going to corrupt you. I'm going to take away your "honor" and make you beg. It's not about the best of the best in my book. This is chaos. It's all about survival of the fittest....or smartest.

Amigo: .....

Kinniku Mike: .....

Rufus Poochyfud: Wow, I just love being a dick! It's great really! I just wake up everyday thinking "Hmm, who am I going to f*** with today?". HA! Come on Maurice.

Maurice: .....



The first X-perience of 2010 was off and running! The fans packed the Expo Center to see what would happen next in this unfolding saga with Rufus Poochyfud, and the rising Ensiders faction. Kinniku Mike and Amigo are taking center stage, while Ness acts as an army of one against his brother schemes. The show kicked off in an unusual way, as the cameras were following various members of The Ensiders as they tried to track down Ness.



Poo: Ness, I figured you would be in hiding tonight.

Ness: Once again, you thought wrong Poo. I hate to disappoint you and my brother, but I am here and ready to go.

Poo: That's good, cause I'm ready too. 2 out of 3 falls....that means I get to beat you more then once.

Ness: Well you DO have some catching up to do on me, but I'm afraid tonight won't be your night.

Poo: Heh...we'll see. So Ninten sent us out to find you. He wants to know who his opponent is for the night.

Ness: You can tell Ninten that he'll find out when everyone else does.

Poo: Have it your way.

Ness: Why are you taking orders from my brother anyways? I figured you would be tired of playing second banana.

Poo: A means to an end Ness. You're right, I'm tired of being a second banana. I'm tired of always being in your shadow. So yeah, I'll work with Ninten to see that you are finally gone from EBW once and for all.

Ness: We'll see about that Poo. We'll see about that.



-The first match of the night was an obvious squash between Swift and Jeff Andonuts. Doctor SCIENCE is still recovering and working off ring rust, while Swift is in top form with his eyes bigger goals. Swift tossed Jeff around in a show of dominance before hitting the POUNCE and the Blackhammer before getting the pin and the win.

-New Year Rising opponents Mike and Amigo teamed with rising star Billy Tharpe to take on Little Mac, Maurice, and Hashim Al-Singh of Greed. This brawl really showed off the ability of both teams. Mac acted as the ring general, and also the first to attempt the dirty tactics. Mike ate a loaded punch early on, but Amigo prevented the pin. Mike and Amigo were both apprehensive about attacking Maurice first. This created the opportunity for a near fall, as Maurice clocked them both with the KO Punch he learned from Mac. He tried to roll up Amigo, but Billy Tharpe splashed off the top rope to break the pin. He kept the team going until Mike and Amigo recovered. Late in the match Kinniku Mike had Little Mac down after his Release Dragon Suplex. A barely conscious Mac scrambled to the corner to tag in Hashim. Hashim ran at Mike only to be kicked in the gut and dropped with the  Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Kinniku Mike got the pin and the win for his team. The momentum for Mike and Amigo continues to grow while Greed is struggling to put together a win.



AJ: HEY LADY M'S!

Lady M's: I know that voice. It better not be who I think it is. Oh shit, it's just you.

AJ: Yeah, it's me. Don't act like you don't know who I am, M's!

Lady M's: I know who you are, AJ. So you better say what u got to say to me, while you still got all your teeth.

AJ: I...uh...I just wanted to warn that you are on the losing side of something big.

Lady M's: Is that fact?

AJ: You saw it happen firsthand in X-cite, you know it's true. More importantly.....HE HAS NO FRIENDS! Trevor Mach's shenanigans have alienated him from everybody else, even Tack.

Lady M's: Ah man, I LOVE shenanigans! But you know what what I love more than shenanigans, AJ?

AJ: What?

Lady M's: A good fight. So I'll take my chances with Trevor Mach. Good day, AJ.

AJ: YOU MEAN GOOD-BYE! SIDING WITH THAT RETARD WILL ONLY LEAD TO YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION!

Lady M's: ....Out of my way.

AJ: What are you doing?

Lady M's: I am looking for that orge headed buffoon, you call a boyfriend. But he's not around is he, AJ?

AJ: No.

Lady M's: Then this a good news, bad news situation for you and me. The good news is that I can do what I want and how I want to. The bad news is I am gonna do that to you. So I suggest you better get the hell out of my face before I get angry. And trust, you won't like me when I am angry.

AJ: You'll be sorry! AAAHHHH!!!

Lady M's: Heh....like I haven't been before?



-Match 3 saw w00t and Tack Angel take on the Ensiders team of Randy no Kachi and Olly Oliver. While Tack and w00t were the obvious veterans here, the advantage went to Ensiders, as Swift was lurking outside of the ring. For most of the match it was a fair and close contest. w00t was trying to make a statement to The Ensiders while Tack was keeping one eye open while looking out for Swift. Late in the match Tack found himself outside of the ring, thanks to Swift grabbing his foot and The Ensiders double drop kicking him out. Security arrived to keep them apart, as now Tack was trying to get a hold of Swift. The referee was distracted as he initiated the countout on Tack. This lead to Moz appearing on the top turnbuckle and kicking w00t in the back of the head. When he slowly climbed back to his feet, Randy no Kachi was waiting to hit his No Kachi Cutter, a move similar to w00t's and pinned him for the win. w00t's tag team turmoil continues, and a war between Swift and Tack is on the horizon.



Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: *Nom Nom* Hey Swift, you should try some of this scener-

Swift: POOOOOOUNCE!!!

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: AAAHHHHH!!!

Captain Strong: Not so fast Swift. You're on quite the roll at the moment. The Ensiders have some momentum as well. Why don't you jo-

Swift: Stop right there. I'm done with this stable/faction bulls**t! I'm only looking out for me. Anyone else is in my way, and right now Strong....you're in my way.

Captain Strong: Oh sh-
 


-The next match was supposed to be a Troy open challenge. The #1 Contender promised to tear through opponents on his way to reclaiming the title against Trevor Mach at New Year Rising. AJ boasted that he would take on anyone in the back....but she wasn't expecting Lady M's. Sexy Strong Style rolled down to the ring in her chopper and clocked out both members of Red Shirt Security as they tried to stop her. AJ quickly rushed out of the ring, as Troy smirked at his opponent. Most would have refused to fight her, but Lady M's wasn't backing down, so both fighters circled the ring. Just as they were about to collide Rufus Poochyfud and his security broke things up.

Rufus Poochyfud: Don't even think about it M's! You REALLY think I would let this happen?!

Lady M's: What wrong Poochyfud? You afraid I'll embarrass your golden boy?

Rufus Poochyfud: No, I'm not afraid of anything. I would laugh my as off either way. I just can't have a woman getting brutalized unless I get the match booked in writing. Then he can kick your ass all he wants. I mean...you think I'm scary? Ever have to deal with lawyers? Ryan IQ would tell ya, but he's on a business trip.

Lady M's: I don't care about any of that! You can go ahead and book a match for next week. I'm not a messenger from Trevor, but I know that when he's more then ready for you Troy. So you won't mind if we have a little prelude match...an intergender tag match! You know...the division that Poochyfud scrapped?

Rufus Poochyfud: Yeah that was funny.

Lady M's: The challenge is thrown down. Do you have the balls to accept?!

AJ: Troy...no....

Troy: I accept.

Lady M's: Good. Book it for one week from now. I think Trevor's got plans for X-cite.

Rufus Poochyfud: Yeah we'll see about those plans. As for the match, I'll book it on one condition. Our "esteemed" Global World Champion can't lay a finger on AJ, BUT.....Troy can manhandle you...all he wants.

Lady M's: I thought you were going to pose a real challenge. You're on.



-The next match saw FSW Regional Champion and Ensider leader Ninten taking on Ness's mystery opponent. The opponent threw everyone off guard when it turned out to be Ness's former protege Lucas, recovered and back to the heavies. Lucas mentioned that he was attacked several months back, and blamed the Ensiders and Ninten. He also stated that Ness was the "true hero" and he would walk his path and reject the path of Ninten. Ninten rolled his eyes and attacked Lucas. The young rookies put on a fast paced encounter. Both used the same PK Style and showed experience beyond their ring years. Lucas had obviously been training hard for his return. It looked like Lucas might pull off the upset late in the match, when he tried his new finisher the PK Flash Piledriver, but Ninten barely escaped. The infuriated Ninten pushed Lucas into the corner and clobbered away at him and choked him with his foot. The referee had to disqualify Ninten, but that didn't stop the attack. Ness entered the ring and attacked his brother, which also brought out Poo. Security had to break things up. Ninten and Lucas were escorted to the back, but Ness and Poo remained for the main event.
 
-The main event saw the oldest rivalry in EBW history renewed, as Ness and Poo battled it out in a 2/3 Falls Match. This match was a vintage throwback to the very first EBW main event. The stakes were raised, and the wrestling landscape was a much different place, but both men gave it there all and the fans loved it. The master of the PK style had Poo scouted and took control early in the match. He scored the first pinfall a little over ten minutes in, after he hit the Thunder Brainbuster. Poo was rocked, but he wasn't giving up. As Ness picked him up following the pinfall, Poo low blowed him and went on the offense. Eventually this lead to Poo hitting the Starstorm OMEGA and getting a pin. It was all tied up as a weary Ness and Poo continued to duke it out. Near the end of the match Captain Strong made his way out to ringside, narrowly escaping a Swift beating from earlier it seems. Ness tried to whip Poo into the ropes, but Poo countered and tossed him over the ropes. He then purposely tumbled on the ref to get his attention. Captain Strong pulled out a night stick and smashed Ness in the head with it. This kept Ness down long enough for the ref to regain composure and count out Ness. Ness tried to climb back in, but it was too late.  Poo got the cheap victory and celebrated over Ness as the show came to a close.  

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Singles: Swift beat Jeff Andonuts (2:02) with the Blackhammer.
2. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Billy Tharpe beat Little Mac/Maurice/Hashim Al-Singh (10:43) when Kinniku Mike hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Hashim.
3. Tag Team:  Randy no Kachi/Olly Oliver beat w00t/Tack Angel (5:56) when Randy hit the No Kachi Cutter on w00t.
4. Singles: Troy vs. Lady M's (0:10) went to a No Contest.
5. Singles: Lucas beat Ninten (4:02) via DQ.
6. 2/3 Falls: Poo beat Ness (18:11) 2-1.
-Ness beat Poo (10:50) with the Thunder Brainbuster.
-Poo beat Ness (14:00) with the Starstorm OMEGA.
-Poo beat Ness (18:11) via Countout.

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PROJECT: ReGENESIS ANNOUNCED!

EBW.com can now confirm straight from the offices of Rufus Poochyfud, that a new project called "Project: ReGENESIS" is going to be enacted in EBW. This project was created as a talent initiative of sorts, to bring in new talent, unique personalities, and the best fighters from other wrestling promotions. Of course this could be beneficial to the promotion, so Rufus Poochyfud laughed it off and put Ryan IQ in charge.



The first acquisition to the roster is the son of a legend. The son of the late Antonio Stuart, founder of New Edo Pro Wrestling. None other then Simon Stuart.

Ryan IQ: This kid has got what it takes. He is made of money! We can forget all about those rumors of Antonio Stuart's involvement in the SSS scandal. I assure you that those charges were false. I can also assure you that Don Panini is not a member of the SSS, and he's totally not threatening me to add Stuart to the roster....oops.

Don Panini: ....

Simon Stuart: I want it made clear that I am my father's son, but I will carve out my own legacy here in EBW. I will do it alone, and I will assure the continued honor and legacy of the Stuart family name.

Ryan IQ: Of course you will! You'll also make us a mint in the process! Now just follow my Red Shirts and we'll get that contract signed!

Don Panini: IQ.

Ryan IQ: Eh?

Don Panini: You know what to do....unless you want to be fit with a pair of cement shoes.

Ryan IQ: That does not sound profitable...not one bit. *Gulp*

The new talent in EBW will begin to be introduced on the next X-cite. The ReGENESIS wrestlers will be given center stage to prove their worth and work with the veterans of EBW. One particular story coming from the locker room was that w00t was looking at the rookies for a new tag team partner...



w00t: Alright, as you know I have a Tag Team Championship match coming up. I've been set up to fail, BUT...if I use a rookie that has yet to be tainted by Poochyfud then I might have a chance. I just need to find a partner that I can really work with. Billy, you've already proven yourself, but you're a bit on the odd side for me.

Billy Tharpe: F*** it. I'm no Damned Aries anyway, I don't give a flying f***.

w00t: What?!

Billy Tharpe: What? Oh I'm sorry were you talking to me?

w00t: Right. That leaves me with this new guy. Who would you be?

?: THE NAME IS BRAD ZUBAZ! I'M READY TO KICK SOME ASS AND BUST SOME HEADS! YES! IN YOUR FACE THARPE!

Billy Tharpe: Que?

Brad Zubaz: W00T, THE TIME IS COMING, WHEN YOUR OPPONENTS WILL FACE THE END ALL! THE BE ALL! THE LE....THAL...BRAD ZUBAZ!

w00t: O....k. Mullet....Fannie Pack....Zubaz Pants. Yeah, you're straight out of the 80's aren't ya? Why don't you go to the locker room and "juice up" while I find a suitable partner.

Brad Zubaz: YOU WILL RUE THE DAY! THERE WILL BE MAJOR RUAGE!

w00t: Yeah yeah....now...who is left? I guess I don't really have any other ch-

?: Hey.

w00t: HOLY SH.....whoa...I didn't see you there....or hear you.

?: Yeah I get that a lot. My name is Anwin, the white noise ninja. I would like to-

w00t: WHAT?! I'm sorry I can't hear what you are saying. It just sounds like a bunch of white noise!

Anwin: *Sigh* I said I would like to be your tag team partner. Best way to break into EBW I think.

w00t: Still not getting a word of this. Did you want to know where the bathroom is?

Anwin: .....

w00t: Or did you want to be my tag team partner?

Anwin: *Nods*

w00t: Fantastic! You'll do.

Anwin: *Sigh* It's not easy being a white noise ninja.

w00t: Yeah I think they're serving steak in the cafeteria. Ness' favorite you know.

The story on the Project: ReGENESIS will continue as we get more information. Stay tuned for breaking news.

SPECIAL GUEST HOST ON T'nT SHOW!



Tack Angel: Tack Angel here, welcome to another episode of the T'nT Show. I'm joined by a special guest who will be my broadcast partner tonight. That guest is Royal Crown Champion Amigo!

Amigo: Thank you. It's good to be here.

Tack Angel: Are you pumped for the show tonight Amigo?

Amigo: Yes....my excitement is at a fevered pitch.

Tack Angel: Uh....you sure?

Amigo: Absolutely.

Tack Angel: Well alright then, I guess we'll start with-

Art Donovan: HEY TACK!

Tack Angel: Yeah Art?

Art Donovan: Where is Trevor?

Tack Angel: I don't know....and I don't care.

Art Donovan: But I was-

Tack Angel: LOOK! I have no idea where he is, or what he is up to. The crazy bastard didn't take a hint and nearly got himself killed! I don't know when we'll see him again. I've got my own problems to deal with! I've got my own story to write! I have to deal with Swift, and getting back into the title picture, and dealing with a possible new family. I don't really have time for this.

Amigo: Yeah but isn't he your broth-

Tack Angel: I DON'T WANT TO BE A F***ING MAAAACH!

Art Donovan: ......

Amigo: .......

Tack Angel: I'm sorry....just don't...don't bring this up please. I don't want to talk about it.

Amigo: Aren't you guys like friends or something at the very least?

Tack Angel: I don't know. I think....I think I hate him.

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The EBs Announced!

EBW.com can confirm that the EBs will be held again this year. The EBs is an award show, where we look back on the previous year and congratulate those who have truly accomplished a lot. Then again we also recognize the year's losers, as the infamous Tanooki Suit is rumored to be making a return. The show will be held later this week, and a guest host picked by the fans will run the program and hand out the awards. This will be an award ceremony you won't want to miss.

X-cite Card Announced!

The X-cite card has been announced, and Project: ReGENESIS has heavily affected the matches we will see. The opening match will see the jacked up Brad Zubaz debut and team with Billy Tharpe against Little Mac and Hashim Al-Singh. The Green Legend is hoping to put the rookies through the ringer and finally teach Hashim how to be rid of his nemesis Tharpe. The much anticipated debut of Simon Stuart will see him take on Jeff Andonuts in singles action. Ness and Lucas will join forces in the war against The Ensiders when they take on Captain Strong and Poo. Swift will attempt to continue his new winning streak with a singles match against Ensider Olly Oliver. On XP, Swift made it clear that he has no qualms in attacking any member of this formidable faction, so he won't be going easy on the rookie. w00t has selected ReGENESIS rookie "White Noise Ninja" Anwin to join him in his tag campaign against The Ensiders. This time he will be taking on the tag team champions themselves. In the main event, TV Champion Kinniku Mike and Royal Crown Champion Amigo will have to join forces again to take on #1 Contender Troy and Maurice. We're also expecting to hear from Tack Angel about recent events, and his plans for the future. Finally, we're also hoping to hear from the Global World Champion Trevor Mach. Lady M's stated that Trevor has plans for X-cite, but Rufus Poochyfud does not want to see them play out. Will Mr. Machismo have his way? Find out on the next X-cite!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team: Brad Zubaz(Debut)/Billy Tharpe vs. Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh
2. Singles: Simon Stuart(Debut) vs. Jeff Andonuts
3. Tag Team: Ness/Lucas vs. Captain Strong/Poo
4. Singles: Swift vs. Olly Oliver
5. Non-Title Tag Team: Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie/Moz vs. w00t/Anwin(Debut)
6. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Troy/Maurice

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Captain Strong: Come on you guys, we've got work to do tonight.

Moz: Right behind ya Strong.

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: Wait guys, have you tried any of this scenery? It's delicious!

Captain Strong: I have never seen such a literal scenery chewing before, but we don't have time for it right now. Ninten wants Ness and Lucas out of here. The Ensiders are going to put them on the shelf just like we did Trevor Mach.

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: Yeah, Trevor got his ass kicked! He was all afraid of me and stuff. I doubt he'll show his face tonight.

Captain Strong: Yeah, and if he did I'd slap that stupid smirk right off his face.

?: Oh this is about to get really awkward for you.

Captain Strong: Wha- OOF!



Moz: TREVOR!

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Trevor Mach: You were saying Strong?

Moz: Uh....should I be grabbing a pipe or something?

Trevor Mach: No, I've got a Ginger bastard to track down, but you can tell that Ness wannabe Ninten, Troy, Rufus, and basically everyone.....that I'm here. Could you do that for me Moz?

Moz: I was totally planning on it.

Trevor Mach: Good....oh one more thing....BOOSH!



Ryan IQ: Look at that! That despicable scoundrel just blindsided the Ensiders! I'll get him escorted out of here pronto! Red Shirts, where is my wrist watch?

Rufus Poochyfud: Nah, that's not necessary. I think it's hilarious. Let's let him have his fun. When Troy gets his hands on him at X-perience I doubt we'll hear anymore from..."Mr. Machismo".

Ryan IQ: And what if he weasels his way out?

Rufus Poochyfud: The situation....is well in hand.  



The excitement was already at a fevered pitch, as Global World Champion Trevor Mach kicked off the show with an attack on The Ensiders. The champ had not been seen since his beating at the hands of Greed and The Ensiders. Trevor was noticeably limping, but pursued his cousin Tag Team Champion Dougie as the show went on the air. A lot would be at stake tonight, as Project: ReGENESIS project was underway. Rookies and outsiders alike would have a chance to show the EBW fans why they belong. The main event would see champions, friends, rivals, and NYR opponents KInniku Mike and Amigo team up to take on #1 contender Troy and NYR special referee Maurice of Greed. The crowd was pumped as the action got underway.



-The opening contest saw Green Legend Little Mac mentor Hashim Al-Singh as they took on the oddball Billy Tharpe and the debuting Brad Zubaz. Zubaz really made an impression in this match with his rage and high energy. He even caught Little Mac off guard, even though he is a product of a time where most wrestlers were like that. Billy and Hashim continued their rivalry through most of the match, with Little Mac mostly coaching and Zubaz blind tagging himself in any time he could. The Brad Zubaz had a very basic move set, mostly comprising of slams, bearhugs, and big boots. The fact that he wasn't working with Billy Tharpe turned into the disadvantage. Zubaz tagged himself in one too many times, which got Tharpe angered, as the oddball shouted nonsensical ramblings at the rookie. This gave Mac enough time to sneak up behind and clock Zubaz with the KO Punch. The Green Legend got the pin and the win.

-Match #2 saw another debut, as Simon Stuart, son of the late Antonio Stuart took on Doctor SCIENCE! Jeff Andonuts. Ryan IQ, quickly rushed to the ring with the Red Shirts for this encounter. Don Panini even showed up to watch the youngster have his first EBW match. Simon Stuart looked good in his debut, starting off with a slap to Jeff, to get the EBW vet fired up. He employed a submission wrestling style, attempting several armbars and leglocks. Jeff Andonuts was still trying to shake off the effects of two losses to Troy and Swift, and this might have slowed him down. IQ and the Red Shirts were also watching in anticipation, almost in waiting if things went badly for Stuart. Simon Stuart got the big win on Jeff following a Bridging fallaway slam. Ryan IQ breathed a sigh of relief, as Simon Stuart won his debut match.



Nerma: Nerma here, with former 2-Time Champion Tack Angel. Now Tack, a lot has been going recently behind the scenes and in the ring. Talk of you being the half brother of a certain Global World Champion, and attacks at the hands of Swift. You've been quite busy.

Tack Angel: To say the least. A lot of people like to say that last year was the "The Year of the Pushpin Seraphim". I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good year. This year is not off to such a great start, but I promise all of my fans that I am focused on writing my story in EBW. I am focused on wrestling in the promotion I love, for the fans I love, and winning the Championship that all wrestlers strive for, the Global World Championship. I'm not going to let issues behind the scenes stop me from-

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Trevor Mach: GOTCHA!



Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: AH COME ON! I'M SORRY!

Trevor Mach: Not as sorry as you're gonna be you ginger bastard! Oh, I'm sorry Nerma, I'm interrupting your interview with....oh.....Tack.

Tack Angel: ....Trevor. What the hell are you doing here tonight?

Trevor Mach: My job. I'm the Global World Champion remember?

Tack Angel: Yeah...how could I forget? Rufus has put a hit out on you. You saw what happened last time.

Trevor Mach: Yeah I did, I found out that I'm apparently not the most popular guy in the back. That's not my problem.

Tack Angel: You could get hurt and-

Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well what do you care?

Tack Angel: .....I'm not going to help you.

Trevor Mach: Don't worry. I wasn't going to ask you. I won't make that mistake again. Time to go Dougie.

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: Hey, does this trashcan count as scenery? *Nom Nom*

Tack Angel: .....Like I was saying....I'm NOT going to let issues behind the scenes stop me from doing what I love. I have my eyes on the Global World Championship, and to get to that, I'm going to have to get through Swift.

Tracy: ....Tack.

-The third match saw Ness and the returning Lucas join forces to take on a team of The Ensiders. It was supposed to be Captain Strong and Poo, but after the attack earlier in the night, Strong decided to opt out, and former Ness ally Randy no Kachi was brought in to take his place. Captain Strong did remain at ringside though, waiting to strike when he could. Ness and Lucas really took it to the Ensiders team, the fans 100% behind the EBW OG and his protege. Even the involvement of Ninten later in the match could not stop this duo, as Ness introduced a new finisher, the PK Firedriver and pinned Randy no Kachi. After the match, as Ness and Lucas celebrated their win, Global World Champion Trevor Mach appeared on the stage with Dougie.



Trevor Mach: Excuse me, do you have Dynamic Dougie in a can?! You DO?! Well ya better let the poor guy out! AHA! AHA! AHA!

Ninten: Trevor Mach! What the hell are you trying to prove? What do you want?

Trevor Mach: So you're Ness's brother. I wonder if you can take a knee to the face and get back up like he can. Plus, since you're ducking out on fighting Ness again anyways, how about you take me on right here right now! After all, I know you guys hate the "Trevor Mach show" so now is your chance to take the Global World Champion off the air.

Ninten: A match against you? FORGET IT!

Trevor Mach: I see which brother got the guts. Fine, how about I take on ol' Cappy down there!

Ninten: Fine!

Captain Strong: WHAT?! Are you kidding? I'm hurt after you attacked me you little punk! That's not fair.

Trevor Mach: Not fair? Like 10-on-1 beat down not fair? Hey Strong, ask me if I give a sh*t anymore?

Captain Strong: ....I'm gonna guess no.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!



-And impromptu surprise match saw Global World Champion Trevor Mach take on Ensider Captain Strong in a quick beat down. Trevor was limping, but always one step ahead of Strong. He pounded away with the punches and kicks and floored him with a Macha Ye. Outside of the ring, The Ensiders and the Red Shirts tried to get to Dougie and then get to Trevor. That is when Lady M's rolled down to the ring on her chopper. This kept them at bay long enough for Trevor to introduce Strong to his new Machismo Special, a type of Cross Armbreaker, that forced "Ol' Cappy" to quickly tap out. After the match, Trevor scooped up his title, tipped over Dougie in the can, and hopped on M's Chopper to take off before reinforcements arrived.

-For the fourth match we saw Swift take on Olly Oliver of the Ensiders. This was not a good night for the Ensiders so far, and things would not get better here. Olly tried to sell Swift on some "Dolt Mode" brand products, only for Swift to Pounce him to the ground and give him a quick beating. After a Blackhammer it was lights out, and Swift got the quick pin. After the match Tack Angel ran down to the ring with a barbed wire bat. He got the drop on Swift who turned around shocked, but Tack did not hit him. Instead, Tack asked for a mic.

Tack Angel: Don't worry Swift, I'm not going to hit you. I just wanted to prove MY point. That point is that I too can get to YOU....anyplace....anytime. I'm not one to sink to this low though, so how about we have ourselves a match at New Year Rising? Winner gets the champ. If you refuse....you'll be seeing a lot more of me I assure you.

Swift: Heh...that's what I'm talking about. Finally growing a pair of nuts Tack. Alright, you're on, and I'll be happy to show you out of my ring with a POOOOOOOUNCE!



Rufus Poochyfud: Oh Lady M's.....Tali Tali Tali....I admire your persistence....your tenacity. It might be fun to see Troy rough you up next week though.

Troy: Fun...it'll be my pleasure to humble her.

Rufus Poochyfud: Just rough her up a bit. I'll do the humbling. After all....I think I'm in love hehe.



-Match #6 saw the debut of the White Noise Ninja Anwin, as he teamed with w00t to take on the tag team champions, Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie and Moz. w00t will get a title match against these guys at New Year Rising, so he was hoping that Anwin would be the partner that would assist him in gaining the gold. Dougie was still trapped in the trashcan, and had the tag title taped to it. Moz threw up his arms as he knew he would have to carry the brunt of the match. Anwin might have a made a good debut, but it was so difficult to tell that he was actually there most of the time, part of the White Noise Ninja way I suppose. He kept Dougie busy long enough for w00t to hit the WKO on Moz and get the pin. The bad luck of the night continued  for The Ensiders and w00t and Anwin pick up the win.

-The main event of the night saw TV Champion Kinniku Mike and Royal Crown Champion Amigo take on #1 Contender Troy and Maurice. Maurice will be the special referee for the Mike/Amigo unification match at New Year Rising. Troy was back in top form, but Amigo and Mike were ready to face him head on. Maurice was the wild card, as he holds the future of Mike and Amigo's careers in his hand. He can choose who wins at NYR. AJ was also at ringside trying to help her man. All of these factors weighed heavily in the match. A little dissension began to creep up between Mike and Amigo over who would have to attack Maurice. The temptation of getting on his good side is starting to show. This opening allowed Troy to clobber Amigo with the Punt Kick and showed his strength by flooring Mike with the Overdrive before pinning him for the win. After the match Trevor Mach appeared from out of the crowd and shared a staredown with Troy as Maurice picked up the belts of his former friends and stood over them as the show came to a close.  

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team: Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh beat Brad Zubaz(Debut)/Billy Tharpe (3:43) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on Brad Zubaz.
2. Singles: Simon Stuart(Debut) beat Jeff Andonuts (4:09) with a Bridging fallaway slam.
3. Tag Team: Ness/Lucas beat Randy no Kachi/Poo (10:40) when Ness hit the PK Firedriver on Randy no Kachi.
4. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Captain Strong (1:19) with a Machismo Special.
5. Singles: Swift beat Olly Oliver (2:02) with the Blackhammer.
6. Non-Title Tag Team: w00t/Anwin(Debut) beat Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie/Moz (9:05) when w00t hit the WKO on Moz.
7. Tag Team: Troy/Maurice beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo (16:15) when Troy hit the Overdrive on Kinniku Mike.

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Jamie OD: OI! Welcome to the Xperiment! How are all my hooligans doing tonight? We thought we'd kick off tonight's episode right with the debut of our own little show, The Love Shack!

Sal Paradise: Yeah, you might say the timing is purrrfect.

Jamie OD: Sal, what are you doing?

Sal Paradise: What?

Jamie OD: Can we get over this Control Neko thing yet? I know it was your favorite TV show, but it's over. I thought you were all about the chicks?

Sal Paradise: Oh you know I love the pus-

Jamie OD: Hey! NO! No more cat puns. We've got a show to do.

Sal Paradise: Right! This is the Xperiment, the least acknowledged show by management, and yet it's got the best talent and the best matches!

Jamie OD: I know right! I think that's why our boss "forgot" to send EBW.com the match listings tonight. It might also be why he didn't send Rufus Poochyfud tonight's format. That old school EBW logo is still up too. HA!

Sal Paradise: Yeah, that Mr. Hotlanta is stirring the pot alright. Hey, didn't we used to rassle that guy? How come we're taking orders from him now?

Jamie OD: He signs our checks.

Sal Paradise: Oh yeah!

Jamie OD: Since we don't have a format tonight, I guess it's up to the Lovekick Connection to make things happen tonight. I know we've got a title match main eventing the show, but let's talk about that all important undercard. As you know we're the CXJ Tag Team Champions, we're the most decorated team in the division. We've got these new guys called SinDOS breathing down our necks. We beat them, and they just come right back.

Sal Paradise: You got a goth and an straight edge emo....what do they have in common? They both shop at Hot Topic. I bet that is where they met. So SinDOS couldn't cut it in the heavies. They fell into obscurity and thought they would have it easy here....they thought WROOOOONG.

Jamie OD: How about we start this show off right. Avion...Metrion...get down here. Let's have some one-on-one matches right here right now.

-SinDOS answered the challenge of Lovekick and came down to the ring for two singles matches. Jamie OD kicked it off with a brutal strikefest with Avion. Jamie was in firm control with his kicks and headbutts until Avion used his spiked choke collar on his fist and clocked the hooligan. He hit the sXe DDT and rolled him up for the cheap win.
-The Cat versus The Goth saw even more dirty tactics. Metrion sunk his teeth into Sal's forehead late in the match. The blood blinded Sal long enough for Metrion to hit his Death Brand followed by the pin. The challenge backfired for Lovekick, but after the matches they brawled and Lovekick managed to clear the ring. SinDOS showed they are willing to do anything to win the tag belts.
-Manu Kalani's trials continued on the show. This time, he teamed with Bullet, Fuel, and Bakayaro to take on the destructive team of Shadow, Hoodlum, Lukie, and Picky Minch. This was the longest match of the night, but most of it involved Shadow and his team run roughshod on Manu and his crew. Shadow capped off the beat down with a Neo Shadow Driver on Manu. Will this destructive new team be the biggest thorn in Mr. Hotlanta's side? Will he overcome the CXJ Ace and capture the gold once again?
-Bolshoi and Rey Dorado main evented the show with a singles rematch to determine who would become the first CXJ NEX Champion. This match was a step up from their already impressive last match. Bolshoi's wacky tactics caught Rey off guard, and the Power Player was dropped with a Bolshoi Bomb and pinned just before the 10 minute mark. Bolshoi and the fans celebrated as Mr. Hotlanta handed the resident clown the CXJ NEX Championship. We then got balloons, fireworks, and Curry Man? Ok.....Curry Man. KOOOONICHIWA CAMEO! Rey Dorado, a former CXJ Champ in his own right, raised Bolshoi's hand, but turned down the offer for Cotton Candy and headed to the back. Bakayaro also came out to congratulate his partner as the show came to a close. Bolshoi finally has gold.



The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center

1. CXJ Singles: Avion beat Jamie OD (8:47) with a sXe DDT.
2. CXJ Singles: Metrion beat Sal Paradise (6:14) with a Death Brand.
3. Manu Kalani 8-Man Tag Trial: Shadow/Hoodlum/Lukie/Picky Minch beat Manu Kalani/Bullet/Fuel/Bakayaro (10:30) when Shadow hit the Neo Shadow Driver on Manu.
4. CXJ NEX Championship Decision: Bolshoi beat Rey Dorado (9:59) with the Bolshoi Bomb to become the 1st CXJ Nex Champion!

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The 2010 EBs!

Announcer: LIVE, from the Fourside Auditorium, it's the EB Awards! Now presenting the man with the money, Ryan IQ!

Ryan IQ: Thank you! Thank you! Please continue the applause....oh yes....soaking it in...ok that's enough. Tonight, we celebrate the best....and worst of EBW in the year 2010. We had great matches, great rivalries, and I got Red Shirt Security....it was a great year. The awards were decided by fan voting, that also includes who will host tonight's extravaganza. So without further ado I shall open this envelope to see just who is.....oh....you've got to be kidding me.....the guest host is....Bolshoi.



Bolshoi: It's not true, it's Bolshoi! I did not hit her...I did NAUGHT....oh hai audience! Is everyone ready for my juggling act....on my UNICYCLE?!

Ryan IQ: What? Bolshoi no, this isn't the circus! This is the EB awards and you are the guest host....apparently.

Bolshoi: HUZZAH! Lucky for me I had my football tux on for just such an occasion!

Ryan IQ: Ugh...stupid clown.

Bolshoi: You think I'm stupid? Patches the Clown used to work in a candy factory, but they let him go. He kept throwing away all the M & M's that said W! *Honk Honk* Wocka Wocka!

Ryan IQ: ......

Bolshoi: Reminds me of the time I tried to put them in alphabetical order. *Honk Honk* Wocka Wocka!

Ryan IQ: WOULD YOU JUST GET ON WITH IT?!

Bolshoi: Alrighty! It's time to present out first award for the evening. We're starting off big, and by big I mean HEAVY! It's time for the Best Heavyweight! The winner is.......TROY!



Troy: .....

AJ: Uh....I think what Troy is trying to say is that he is honored to win this EB. He will be even more honored once he wins the Global World Title back, and he will win it because-

Troy: Because I'm Troy.

Bolshoi: What that was short, sweet, and to the point. I guess we'll move right on to a subject near and dear to my heart...THE CXJ DIVISION! Even though it seems my boss has no showed the event I would like to say it's an honor to be the first CXJ Nex Champion! It's time to find out the winner of Best CXJ Wrestler. And the winner is......Bolshoi? BOLSHOI!

Picky Minch: Booo! No fair!

Bolshoi: Wow, I don't know what to say! This is quite the honor, but who will I present the award to? Oh wait....I gots an idea!

*POOF*



Bolshoi: Well hi Bolshoi!

Bolshoi: Hello Bolshoi! Nice Tux!

Bolshoi: Thank you!

Bolshoi: You're welcome!

Picky Minch: ......

Ryan IQ: What the fu-

Bolshoi: Hey guess what Bolshoi?

Bolshoi: What Bolshoi?

Bolshoi: We won the Best CXJ Award!

Bolshoi: Oh that's awesome!

Bolshoi: I know! Here ya go!

Bolshoi: Thank you!

Bolshoi: Well see ya later!

Bolshoi: Toodles!

*POOF*

Bolshoi: Well that was fun! Onto our next award. I have been instructed to introduce guest presenters for this next award. Please welcome Tack Angel and Tracy!

Tack Angel: Hey Bolshoi, how did you do that?

Bolshoi: Do what Tack?

Tack Angel: ....nothing...forget it.

Bolshoi: Well, Rufus wanted you both here to announce the winner of this next award, the best Tag Team. Would you please be so kind as to read the winner?

Tack Angel: Sure. The winner for best tag team in 2010 is....

Ryan IQ: COME ON RED SHIRTS!

Tack Angel: .....Macho Sexy....Trevor Mach and Lady M's.



Trevor Mach: Thanks for the "warm" introduction Tack.

Tack Angel: ...What do expect. This is just something else you've taken from me and Tracy.

Trevor Mach: Is that so well I-

Lady M's: Hey Trevor look, I clocked out the Red Shirts with our awards.

Ryan IQ: Red Shirts NOOOOOO!!!

Trevor Mach: HA! Wait....what was I talking about before? Oh well...thanks for the votes everyone I promise I will stay Macho and Tali will stay Sexy!

Tack Angel: .....

Bolshoi: Well that was awkward....moving on to the Most Charismatic now, the winner of this award is none other then....Ryan IQ!

Ryan IQ: YES!!!! OH YEAH! BO....wait...don't want to get sued.....BOOYA! Come on up Greed! You deserve to join me in this moment!



Ryan IQ: This is just amazing! I really really do deserve this! Look, I'm even making it rain. That's how awesome I am. I want to thank myself, my money, my Red Shirts, and Greed. This is the best choice you stupid people have made since Troy winning. Thank you for not being too stupid. THANK YOU!

Bolshoi: Alrighty....this money falling from the sky is fake. I haven't seen this much funny money since the last time I play Monopoly Junior! We'll move right on to the next award which is Best Stable. EBW is known for its bickering stables, but which stable bickered the most? According to the fans the winners are.....The Ensiders!



Ninten: The Ensiders....are all about control. It's all about taking what belongs to us. In my case...it's about taking my rightful place as the hero of EBW. Ness and Lucas....I see you in the crowd so pay attention. If you think The Ensiders caused you trouble in 2010 just wait for this year. You haven't seen anything yet.

Bolshoi: Short, not very sweet, and quite threatening....ok then. The next two awards were awarded earlier in the day. Amigo won Most Improved and Randy no Kachi won Newcomer. Here are their taped speeches.



Amigo: I thank you for this award, although I make the case that I was always an adequate grappler. I will point you to my resume to show that I was an amaresu star before coming to-

Bolshoi: Zzzzzz.......Zzzzzzzz.....

Amigo: Why does that keep happening?

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Randy no Kachi: You think I was good in my debut? Now that's I'm in the Ensiders, you just wait see what I have pl-

Bolshoi: Hey Randy! Want me to teach you how to juggle.....ON A UNICYCLE?

Randy no Kachi: Uh....no Bolshoi....I sure don't.

Bolshoi: Awwww. 

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Bolshoi: The next two taped speeches were for the awards Best Gimmick and Biggest Loser....Loser...that's mean. The winner/loser are Dougie's Background Scenery Chewing and Danny Leung....poor Danny...should have taken the push.



Moz: A little more to the right Dougie...ok...you're there!

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: Ah man, this scenery is delicious! *nom nom*

Moz: Here is the award man....remember....you're on stage....in front of people?

Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie: In front? What do I do? I'm used to being in back! Uh.... *Nod*

Moz: Alright that's good enough, let's go man.

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Ryan IQ: I will be accepting this award on behalf of the biggest loser of 2010. Oh man...this water is STILL so delicious. Hahaha....Danny really should have taken that push!

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Bolshoi: Knock Knock....who is there? Why the MVP of 2010 of course. I've been told that Rufus Poochyfud has asked for a guest presenter for this award. So let's bring him out....Global World Champion Trevor Mach!

Trevor Mach: Oh gee, I wonder why he asked me to present this award. Oh yeah....it's Tack Angel.



Tack Angel: Thank you everyone! Some say that last year was my year, and for that I truly appreciate it. At least this is one Trevor Mach didn't try to take from me.

Trevor Mach: WHAT THE HELL TACK!? You got a problem?!

Tack Angel: Yeah I do! I've got a problem with you!

Trevor Mach: Well out with it then! No time like the present!

Tack Angel: Alright fine! I'm sick of you trailing behind me looking to take everything that I have earned! I find some happiness and gold with Tracy and you snag it from me. I find myself with the Global World Championship again and you CAN'T WAIT to try and take it from me! I believe in honorable combat, and you bested me on that day, but while I would have been respectful in victory all you can do is gloat! You gloat in my face about what you take from me and you expect me to be happy when I find out you might be my brother!? You've taken my identity from me too!

Trevor Mach: That's bullshit Tack! You've always been my friend and always been like a brother to me! I give you my best because I know you wouldn't accept any less! I was happy to be your friend, your broadcast partner, and maybe even your brother, but when I needed you the most....when I needed my best friend the most he wasn't there and I got my ass kicked!

Bolshoi: Uh guys...we've got more awards to hand out. Actually, Best Finisher goes to Trevor's Macha Ye so I'll just place this right over here.

Tack Angel: You're always there! Pushing. Pushing! PUSHING! Pushing me to join the Unbreakables! Pushing me to be a "Mach"!

Trevor Mach: I've only ever pushed you to be better then me! As for being a "Mach", you're the one who wanted a family!

Bolshoi: And the biggest moment of 2010 was the Travis/Tracy reveal. Here ya go Tracy.

Tracy: Uh thanks....we had better step back.

Trevor Mach: Look if you want to step outside and settle this then let's settle it!

Tack Angel: You don't think I won't?! You think I'm afraid of you!?

Bolshoi: That just about does it for tonight's show, except for the grand finale. This segment, taped earlier reveals who won Worst Gimmick of 2010 and must therefore wear the infamous Tanooki Suit. The "winner" is.....OLLY! GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!



Olly Oliver: *Sigh*

QUICK RESULTS!

Best Heavyweight: Troy
Best CXJ: Bolshoi
Best Tag Team: Macho Sexy
Most Charismatic: Ryan IQ
Best Stable: The Ensiders
Most Improved: Amigo
Best Newcomer: Randy no Kachi
Best Gimmick: Dougie's background scenery chewing
Biggest Loser of 2010: Danny Leung
MVP of 2010: Tack Angel
Best Finishing Move: Macha Ye!
Biggest Moment of 2010: Tack/Tracy Reveal
Best Gimmick: Dougie's background scenery chewing
Worst Gimmick: Olly

 

Tack Angel: Ugh...this is going to be a "fun" day. Tracy, we need to keep our eye out for Swift. I'm worried that he may come after you to hurt me. He's done it once, he might do it ag-

Tracy: Tack.

Tack Angel: Yeah?

Tracy: What are you going to do about Trevor?

Tack Angel: *sigh* What about him?

Tracy: He's getting set up tonight. You know this.

Tack Angel: I think everyone knows it, look at this wanted poster. He'd be a fool to show up tonight!

Tracy: You know he will.

Tack Angel: I know...his call.

Tracy: And you're not going to help him?!

Tack Angel: Why would I Tracy?! This guy on this poster is an asshole!

Tracy: But he's also your friend.

Tack Angel: Yeah, some friend. Remember how eager he was to take that Global World Championship from me both times I had it?

Tracy: That's the job of every wrestler to gun for that belt.

Tack Angel: Yeah, but whenever I had the belt was when Trevor decided he wanted to make a run for the belt. Well....he took it.

Tracy: I think he only did that cause he realized that with you as champ he was facing the best. I know it seems like he "took" the belt from you, but are you forgetting what he gave back?

Tack Angel: What do you mean?

Tracy: Who was there with you in that hospital everyday when I was hurt? Who tried to be there when you needed a family?

Tack Angel: .....

Tracy: I'm not trying to take sides here Tack. You know I love you. I'll always stand by you. You'll make the right choice I'm sure *kiss*.



The road to New Year Rising is reaching its end, as we enter the final X-perience before the Pay Per View. The show kicked off with Rufus Poochyfud, his administration, Greed, and The Ensiders in the ring. Outside the ring security was keeping watch for riffraff. Up on the set were most of the remaining EBW roster.



Rufus Poochyfud: Hello EBW fans! You all having a good time? I know I am! That's because I'm in charge! It's great to be rich, attractive, and in charge. I know that none of you could understand, but trust me....pretty freaking awesome. Why are we out here again?

Ryan IQ: New Year Rising.

Rufus Poochyfud: Oh yeah! That PPV is going to be something, cause Troy is basically going to be handed the Title. I would pay to see that!

Ryan IQ: ME TOO!

Rufus Poochyfud: Maurice is going to be having some fun, The Ensiders are going to retain the tag belts and chew some scenery, we're going to be doing some house shows on the weekend before the PPV while I work on my tan, blah blah blah..CXJ stuff.

Ryan IQ: HA!

Rufus Poochyfud: Oh, before I forget I'm adding a match to the card. It's going to be for Ninten's FSW Regional Title. I own FSW right?

Ryan IQ: Actually..I do....which means you do.

Rufus Poochyfud: Oh that's hilarious! Alright then, we're going to have Ninten versus Ness.....versus Lucas! Why? Well two reasons, I know Ninten can handle it and I love to make two friends have to hit each other. That's entertaining as hell. Tonight we should have a great main event as well. Trevor Mach, you and the Lady are in for quite a treat. This is where I would laugh maniacally, but I've got sh*t to do, so let's get this show going. Security, clear a path for me!  



-The opening match saw a 4-way contest between some of EBW's newer talents. Billy Tharpe, Hashim Al-Singh, Brad Zubaz, and Simon Stuart were all looking to impress and it showed with their performances. Ryan and the Red Shirts made their way down to the ring half way through the match, as Billy ducked a clothesline and dropkicked Hashim out of the ring. Ryan IQ quickly rushed to him and whispered something in his ear. He flashed some cash which got a smirk from Hashim and he quickly rushed back into the ring. Simon Stuart's methodical strong style kept him in the fight, but Billy and Brad teamed up and took him down with a double suplex. Hashim entered the fray and elbowed his rival Billy Tharpe out of the ring. He then dropped Brad Zubaz from behind with a body slam. He then grabbed the unconscious Simon Stuart and placed him over Brad Zubaz before falling to the mat to "take a dive". Simon Stuart won the match without even realizing he had won. Ryan and the Red Shirts helped him out of the ring, but not before handing over some serious cash to Hashim Al-Singh.

-The second match involved a wrestling in a Tanooki Suit...so yeah...it was a squash. Tack Angel came out looking frustrated by many things. The goofy antics of Olly Oliver made things even worse. When the bell rang Tack circled him like he was taking the match seriously, but after seeing that Olly would rather have a dance party he clocked him with a Superkick and rolled him up for the quick pin. After the match he ran into Hater in the back.



Hater: NYAH! Nerma is busy prepping her interview with Mike and Amigo. I HATE doing solo interviews, but I gots to get paid. So Tack, what are your thoughts on Sw-

Brad Zubaz: AH! I'm so freaking pissed by that screwjob! Gorilla and Bobby were right! This place is a mad house! I should've stayed in Edo where they know how to treat a jacked up gaijin! And another thing I-

Tack Angel: Enough!

*SUPAKICK!*



Tack Angel: Shut the hell up already! I've got a lot on my mind!

Rufus Poochyfud: That was awesome Tack.

Tack Angel: Poochyfud? What do you want?

Rufus Poochyfud: Relax Tack! This isn't an ambush or anything. I'm here by myself. I just thought that you and I could have ourselves a little chat.

Tack Angel: ...about?

Rufus Poochyfud: About you! About your future in my company. Ya know I hated my father, but we have a few things in common. One of those being our belief that with the right guidance, you'll be the the biggest star that wrestling has ever seen.

Tack Angel: Fair enough, but unlike your father I hope you know that I'm not going to be a corporate shill. I'm writing my story here. I don't need your help.

Rufus Poochyfud: I know that...you don't need anyone's help. Everyone is just standing in your way...especially Mach?

Tack Angel: .....

Rufus Poochyfud: He's holding you back, or just flat out getting in your way. If you could learn to let that go, and put that friendship aside....if you could crush Trevor Mach...you would truly be the unstoppable God of Wrestling.

Tack Angel: Crush Trevor Mach?

Rufus Poochyfud: Have you ever heard the story of Cain and Abel?

Tack Angel: Of course.

Rufus Poochyfud: I always believed that the story falsely painted Cain to be the bad guy. Cain was just as good as Abel...better in fact. He had the drive and the desire to do what had to be done so he could be the best....even if that meant....taking out his brother.

Tack Angel: Yeah, that story didn't end too well for Cain.

Rufus Poochyfud: True, but it could end exceptionally well for you. Who is going to stop you? No one dares stand up with Trevor Mach except that girl. He's an outcast. You could dismantle him, take away his legacy, and bring a bloody end to the man that took away the Global World Championship.

Tack Angel: I...

Rufus Poochyfud: Hey, it's just an idea Tack. I'm just throwing it out there. I certainly wouldn't judge you. Have a good one.

Tack Angel: ....*sigh*



-Match #3 was yet another squash, but Swift took his time beating down Captain Strong. The Ensider extended his hand at the start of the match, but Swift quickly Pounced and took over from there. During the match he kept screaming the name "Tack", perhaps picturing his opponent for New Year Rising. He ended the match with a Blackhammer and the pin. Swift rubbed his head against the ring ropes and quickly stormed off to the back. This match almost seemed like an afterthought to the vicious brawler.

-The fourth match saw rivalries collide, as Ness, Lucas, w00t, and newcomer Anwin took on the elite of The Ensiders. Each man carried his weight in this match, even the rookie Anwin, who used his White Noise Ninja quickness to run circles around the opposition. Ninten did what he could to avoid Ness, but he had no qualms stomping Lucas's head into the mat. w00t was busy trying to wear down his NYR opponents. He bashed Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie's face into a turnbuckle pad as he attempted to chew it, turning around just in time to WKO a flying Moz and almost getting the pin. Ness was chomping at the bit to get his hands on Ninten. He and Lucas would have to face each other as well as the FSW Champion and Ensiders leader at New Year Rising. Late in the match, Lucas and Dougie were tangling while everyone else went to brawl outside the ring. Poo rolled in and tried to attack Lucas with a loaded glove. Dougie saw this and pushed him back, telling him he had it covered. Poo pushed back, and this lead to Dougie getting rolled up by Lucas and accidentally pinned. Ness's team celebrated in the ring while Ninten and Poo yelled at Dougie, forgetting that Poo was somewhat responsible for the whole mess.



Tack Angel: I need to get to my locker room and clear my head. Wait...is that....PENGUIN!

Penguin: Qua!

Tack Angel: Penguin, where have you been?! It's been like weeks. I have missed you.

Penguin: Qua!

Tack Angel: Yeah I bet it did! I bet you're hungry too. Let's see if we can't find...hey....what's that note on the wall.

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Hey Tack,

I found your Penguin in between the cushions of my couch. Always the last place you check right? It was awesome having you and Tracy over for Christmas, even with all the silliness of what my Dad said. I don't know if you're actually family, but to me you're like a brother. So thanks for coming over. By the way, I am really looking forward to our title match at Last Clash. If I win let's have a rematch ASAP!

-TM

PS: So I'm playing this game for my PSP where they force this wife on you and it turns out to be a talking Penguin! Weird right? PENGUINS CAN'T TALK!  :D

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Tack Angel: *sigh* Hey wait....this letter is from last year. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR ME?!

Penguin: .....Qua.

Tack Angel: *Groan* I need to go to my locker room more often.

We then cut to another section of the back, where Nerma was interviewing the two champions Amigo and Mike.



Nerma: Nerma here with the silent, but deadly Royal Crown Champion Amigo and the....*sigh....

Kinniku Mike: Say it.

Nerma: ....Samoan Sex Machine Television Champion Kinniku Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Hehe....damn right.

Nerma: You two have had quite the history in EBW. You both started together as part of the New Generation, you formed SURGE, and then you went your separate ways. Yet here we are in 2011 and you have crossed paths again. Two champions poised to break into the main event once and for all. I can now make it official that you two will be the main event match at New Year Rising, even ahead of the Global World Championship match. That has to be a big deal.

Amigo: Well, it's logical considering that two belts are at stake instead of just one....I mean....yes, that's a big deal.

Kinniku Mike: Could not have said it better myself. The management, they know that the fans want the excitement, the athleticism, and the sex appeal! They get that right here baby!

Amigo: Yes....sex appeal and excitement....I'm all over that.

Kinniku Mike: Hey, you were never the talker in our group. You got the job done in the ring. I respect you for that, but I can get it done too....remember that.

Amigo: I won't underestimate you, but don't underestimate me either. I would like this to be a respectful competitive match, but that doesn't mean it can't get ugly.

Kinniku Mike: Ugly? I have no idea what that even means.  

Nerma: The wild card in this match will be the special guest referee who...oh....well there he is right now.

Maurice: Mike....Amigo.

Amigo: .....

Kinniku Mike: Well if it isn't the chump stain that USED to hold my belt. What can we do for you?

Maurice: I just thought that you might want to take this time to start making your offers. I hold your careers in my hand. I can make or break one of you at will. It's my decision who walks out of there with the unified titles. So what do you have to offer.

Kinniku Mike: How about a nice tall glass of shut the hell up, followed by a slice of who gives a rat's ass?

Amigo: Maurice, we're not going to do it. We're not going to play the games. Mike and I are two very different people, but we're going to do this honorably. You never did quite understand the honor aspect did you. We used to watch your back and I helped you when you were down on hard times. The moment you win some money you were off to Greed.

Maurice: I did what was right for me and my career. The fact that we debuted together means nothing to me. You aren't my friends. We didn't bond. I got what I needed and I moved to bigger and better associations. You two can play buddy buddy all you want, but in the end you're going to have to fight, and in the end you're going to need me more then I ever needed either of you!

Amigo: .....

Kinniku Mike: .....

The main event was here, as Troy and AJ casually made their way down to the ring. This match would see Troy and AJ take on Global World Champion Trevor Mach and Lady M's, the last Intergender Tag Team Champions, in a precursor of sorts to the big Trevor versus Troy showdown at New Year Rising. After waiting for several minutes, the champ and Sexy Strong Style made their way to the ring through the crowd. Trevor still retaining his new "Black Mage" look and Lady M's sporting her new red/camo gear. AJ immediately hopped out of the ring and crawled under it. This got laughter from the crowd, but Trevor and M's were busy scoping out the situation before finally hitting the ring. Most of the early part of this match saw Trevor and Troy trading shots. The big powerhouse Troy got the better of the exchanged and slammed Trevor around the ring. It's was Trevor's ground game that evened the odds, as a Triangle Choke nearly ended the match. AJ popped back up from under the ring, and it looked like she was hiding something in her hands. Lady M's tagged herself in and dared AJ to tag in. She refused and Troy slowly started to approach Lady M's. Trevor yelled for her to tag out, but Lady M's got right in Troy's face. He smirked until she let him have it with a closed fist punch. Troy responded in kind by knocking Tali to the mat with his big boot. Trevor sprung to action and jumped onto the top turnbuckle. He flew at Troy and clocked him with a flying knee. This brought both wrestlers to the ground. Meanwhile Lady M's was about to get back up when AJ ran around the ring and quickly handcuffed her to the bottom rope. She tried to get at AJ, but Troy's girlfriend got just far away enough to grab a chair and start landing shots on M's. Trevor staggered to his knees and tried to get to her, but ate a Punt Kick for his troubles. Troy then placed his boot on Trevor's neck and started to choke him out. The referee had called for the DQ, but Troy chased him off. This gave Trevor enough time to tackle him to the mat and try to get in some offense, but that was short lived as Hashim, Maurice, Little Mac, and The Red Shirts took came down to take part in the beating. Just like the last time, when a coalition to remove Trevor Mach from EBW, this group sought to take him out, but this time for keeps. Trevor took a finisher from each man involved before Troy placed his boot back onto Trevor's throat. Things were looking bleak when suddenly, Tack Angel ran down to the ring to make the save! He knocked Troy off his feet and cleared the ring of the others. As he helped Trevor to his feet Troy quickly bailed out and backed away grimacing. Meanwhile, M's had taken one too many shots from AJ and finally managed to break her cuffs and go after her. AJ promptly ran through the crowd to the nearest security. The crowd erupted in cheers as the two friends on the verge of a war made amends. Tack extended his hand for the handshake, but in typical T'nT fashion, Trevor gave him the respect knuckles instead. Tack had made his choice, and it would be a choice that would send shockwaves through EBW.



EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 4-Way: Simon Stuart beat Brad Zubaz, Billy Tharpe, and Hashim Al-Singh (9:06) with a Pin on Brad Zubaz.
2. Singles: Tack Angel beat Olly Oliver (0:09) with a Superkick.
3. Singles: Swift beat Captain Strong (2:41) with the Blackhammer.
4. 8-Man Tag: Ness/Lucas/w00t/Anwin beat Ninten/Poo/Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie/Moz (13:34) when Lucas got the Roll up Pin on Dynamic Dougie.
5. Intergender Tag: Trevor Mach/Lady M's beat Troy/AJ (10:02) via DQ.

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Meet Steve Blackman



Trevor:  Hey WATCH!!

Watch: click..

Trevor: Meh, its not the same...where IS Tack anyway?  

Watch:  click click

Perfect Man:  He's in jail??

Trevor:  He's at home, Perfy.

Perfect Man: Ahhh!  

Trevor: I was wondering because I was about to show him this!  



Trevor: An updated bracket!  OOOOOOO!!!!

Perfect Man: It says here on the back from that guy you stole money from.  "Peasants, this is the updated brackets for the upcoming 32-man tournament where one has a chance to face the FSW Champion.  In this case, its Ninten.  I have revealed that Tack's mystery opponent is none other than the fully recovered Mr. Plain.  The wrestlers have their updated looks and attires for this picture as you can see.  Good luck in the tournament.  Remember, I am Ryan IQ an I have more money than you!"

Trevor:  Ehehehehe!!  Mr. Plain!  My old stablemate.  Tack is gonna get murdered!

Perfect Man: He will indeed.

Trevor:  Anyway, I can be a double World Champion if I do win this thing.  That FSW title would sure look good next to this Global World Title.  

Perfect Man:  Say...who's that guy facing Watch?

Watch:  click click

Trevor:  You're right.  That guy does look different than the last guy.  HEY!  ITS STEVE BLACKMAN!!

??:  Somebody call my name?



Perfect Man: HOLY BRATWURST, MACHMAN!!

Trevor:  ITS STEVE BLACKMAN!!

Steve Blackman:  Yes.  I am Steve Blackman.

Trevor:  Where is your cheese head?

Steve Blackman: Its a head cheese.  And it was for that circus deal.

Perfect Man: You look familiar, has Perfect Man seen you before?  Wait!  Perfect Man knows!!  You're that reverend guy Perfect Man and Subbie saw at that church!!

Steve Blackman: That is right.  The reverend gig was just a shtick to take a closer look at all these up and comers.  And I must say...THEY ALL SUCK except for you there and that Subbie fellow.  If I see any of these boys slack, I will cane them to no end.  I will cane them like its nobody's business.  

Trevor: Well, your first guy to fight in the tournament is Watch so...

Steve Blackman:  He is an exception.  He knows his place and surroundings.  I am Steve Blackman.  If they are not manly, I will cane the manliness out of them.  

Trevor:  Well, I would like for you to join our group then.  You passed sir.  


Giff loses a partner?



Giff:  Now we got you cornered, Johnny!  We lead you onto this closed bridge.  Confess!  You are Oog!

John: Not in your lifetime Baldy.  

Giff: We got you cornered.  There is no where to run.  We are even in numbers!  We have Camilo now.  Give it up, Johnny!

John: Oh yea?  Well I got something for you sir!  

Giff: Oh?  What is it, Johnny?

John: I have this letter from Ryan IQ.  And I quote.  "I am Ryan IQ and I hereby announce to FSW that Camilo Ortega will be called up and promoted to the main EBW brand.  Mr. Rufus Poochyfud has high expectations of Mr. Ortega and his creepy smile.  Camilo Ortega will still be around to compete in the 32-man FSW Tournament but may his future shine even brighter in EBW.  I am Ryan IQ and I have more money than you."

Giff:  You got to be kidding me.

John: That's right.  You are outnumbered....again!

Giff: *sigh*  You know what.  You leave us no choice.  GD call him up.

Green Destiny: Alright.  *calls*  There's your cue.

John: What are you talking about?  What's going on?

Giff: You'll see.  

John: What is that?  Why is the bridge shaking?

??:  ARRRGH!!!!!



Giff:  Johnny my boy....Meet Captain Leandro and Lilly.  

Leandro: Shiver me timbers!  Who's leg are we gonna cut around here and shove em down Davey Jones' Locker this time?

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The trip to Mushroom Kingdom for EBW Live!

The EBW Live! house show tour is making a comeback, with a 2-day trip to the Mushroom Kingdom to raise awareness of the New Year Rising PPV. Most of the crew made use of a plane to get there, but as for T'nT.......Roadtrip!



Trevor Mach: Wooo! Yeah! Roadtrip!

Tack Angel: Yeah! Roadtrip! Yeah!

Trevor Mach: Woooooooo!!!

Tack Angel: Hell yeah! Road trip baby!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Lady M's: *sigh*....Could you try to keep it down....just a little...I'm trying to sleep.

Trevor Mach: Oh sorry honey bunny.

Lady M's: It's ok....just...ya know...2 hours of that is....

Tack Angel: A bit much....perhaps you're right.



Trevor Mach: *whisper* So....this is fun.

Tack Angel: *whisper* Yeah....totally.

Trevor Mach: *whisper* Lots of 80's style shenanigans on the road.

Tack Angel: *whisper* Aw man, I LOVE shenanigans.

Trevor Mach: *whisper* Glad you decided to come along buddy.

Tack Angel: *whisper* Yeah, me too.

Trevor Mach: *whisper* By the way....where is Penguin? He seems to have wandered off again.

Tack Angel: *whisper* No, I shipped him airmail. He'll be there when we get there.

Trevor Mach: *whisper* Ha! Respect Knuckles!

Tack Angel: *whisper* Respect Knuckles!

Lady M's: *Groan*

Trevor Mach: *whisper* Shhh....you're waking her up.

Tack Angel: *whisper* No you.

Trevor Mach: *whisper* You!

Tack Angel: *whisper* You!

Trevor Mach: *whisper* Hey, you wanna play a game?

Tack Angel: *whisper* What game?



Trevor Mach: *whisper* I challenge you to a staring contest.

Tack Angel: *whisper* Oh you are so on.











Tack Angel: *whisper* I told you I don't drive.

Trevor Mach: I don't think we have to whisper anymore.

Lady M's: .......



Kinniku Mike: Has this ever happened to you? Hi, I'm EBW Television Champion Kinniku Mike, the Samoan Sex Machine. Texting and driving is really stupid, but playing road game that involve the driver looking away from the road....that ranks up there too. Don't be a douche bag. Keep your damn eyes on the road and remember "EBW Cares". At least they put on seat belts.

EBW Live! returns on the first day with a CXJ 6-Pack featuring Rey Dorado, Picky Minch, Fuel, Manu Kalani, Bakayaro, and Bullet. The winner will go a long way to challenging Bolshoi for the new Nex Title. In singles warm up matches, Anwin will have his first singles match against Moz while w00t will tango with Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie. The top feuds of EBW will swap for one day, as Ness and Lucas take on Troy and Little Mac of Greed. Mike and Amigo will team up one more time against Maurice and Hashim in the next match. The main event will see the new tag team being called The Mega Powers as they take on Ninten and Poo of The Ensiders. It promises to be a great return for EBW Live!

EBW Live!
Mushroom Kingdom Resort and Spa

1. CXJ 6-Pack: Rey Dorado vs. Picky Minch vs. Fuel vs. Manu Kalani vs. Bakayaro vs. Bullet
2. Singles: Anwin vs. Moz
3. Singles: w00t vs. Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie
4. Tag Team: Ness/Lucas vs. Troy/Little Mac
5. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Maurice/Hashim Al-Singh
6. Tag Team: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Ninten/Poo

-





Perfect Man: Ten thousand dollars!  Any higher?  Ten thousand dollars going once!  

Black Cena: Eleven thousand.

Perfect Man:  Oh, eleven thousand!

Callahan:  Twelve Thousand.

Perfect Man: Oh, twelve thousand!

Disco Kid:  Thirteen Thousand!

Perfect Man:  Yes, thirteen thousand.  Thirteen thousand.  Is there anybody that  wants to bid any higher?  If not, then its long gone!!

New Year Rising Full Card Revealed!

The day is finally here, and EBW.com has obtained the full card for this evening's event. The newest members of the roster are going to get some major screen time, as they open the show for the ReGENESIS Rumble. Which rookie is going to come out on top and make that big impression? Ninten, Lucas, and Ness will all compete in a 3-Way match with the FSW Regional Championship on the line. This is a big opportunity for Lucas's career, and a big opportunity for revenge for Ness. Will The Ensiders make their presence felt? Finally, the main event will see EBW's Television Championship and Royal Crown Championship unified, when Kinniku Mike and Amigo go head to head. The special guest referee will be Maurice, so you know this will be a battle for both wrestlers. Who will prevail in the battle that solidifies the main event status of the SURGE generation? Find out at New Year Rising!

EBW: New Year Rising 2011
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. ReGENESIS Rumble: Billy Tharpe vs. Brad Zubaz vs. Simon Stuart vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Uchubaco
2. CXJ Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) vs. Avion/Metrion
3. CXJ Championship: Generator(c) vs. Shadow
4. EBW Tag Team Championship: Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie(c)/Moz(c) vs. w00t/Anwin
5. FSW Regional Championship 3-Way: Ninten(c) vs. Ness vs. Lucas
6. #1 Contender Singles: Tack Angel vs. Swift
7. Global World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Troy
8. Unification Television Championship/Royal Crown Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo(c) Special Referee: Maurice

Collision IV Announced! EBW vs. The World!

ENN announced today that they are green lighting Collision IV for a big Television Special. The Collision series has always brought in good ratings, with last year's EBW vs. Tatsunoko bringing in record ratings for the time slot. This year's Collision promises to be an even bigger event, as this year it is EBW vs. The World! The best of EBW will go head to head with the best of NCW, Tatsunoko, 3'dPW, FSW, P+P, and Sparkle. The event is being planned for Plateau Hall, the site which was used for Collision II: EBW vs. P+P. We'll have more for you soon, as the event is planned for a week after New Year Rising. EBW has always had bad luck in the Collision Series, the exception being last year when then Global World Champion Tack Angel lead Team EBW to victory over Team Tatsunoko. Can EBW prevail again against The World?

Collision: EBW vs. MKPW Winner: MKPW
Collision II: EBW vs. P+P Winner: P+P
Collision III EBW vs. Tatsunoko Winner: EBW

Collision IV: EBW vs. The World
Plateau Hall
ENN Television Special!

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NEW YEAR RISING 2011 THEME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CmfDKUyoo

The wait was over, and the time to ring in the new year proper had arrived. The Twoson Fairgrounds were packed, and televisions all over the world were tuned in for New Year Rising 2011. Before the show, several wrestlers were seen in the back preparing.



The main event would see the SURGE Generation collide, and one title would be created from two. Which star would break the glass ceiling once and for all?



Trevor Mach: Alright! New Year Rising! YEAH!

Tack Angel: Wooo! New Year Rising!

Lady M's: *sigh* You guys are going to do this for everything now aren't you?

Trevor Mach: Just warming up for a fight Tali. Tonight, ....is gonna HURT! Doesn't matter though, as no matter how much the big Alpha Beta tries to take me down, that ham sandwich will not stop the BOOSHMASTER!

Tack Angel: Swift thinks he's the big bad wolf that's going to blow my house down! I think not. He used to be my friend, but if I'm going to be able to have that rematch with you I'll have to put the big dog down.

Tracy: I know you can do it Tack. You might not be able to drive....or ski, but you do the impossible in that ring on a weekly basis.

Lady M's: Trevor, you know Troy won't be coming alone. Not with Rufus in charge, and not with the Global World Championship at stake.

Trevor Mach: Well then, I guess I won't come alone either *wink*.



Nerma: Nerma here with-

Ryan IQ: That's enough out of you! Everyone knows who we are! We're the best of the best and richest of the rich. We're GREED! Tonight, Rufus Poochyfud has given me the keys to the castle. I'm going to make sure that everything that happens tonight is....justified.

Nerma: Does that mean you're going to-

Ryan IQ: Hey, what do we pay you for anyways?

Nerma: Uh....to do what I'm doing right now.

Ryan IQ: Oh...oh right...well just shut the trap and keep the mic and camera on me. I'm Ryan IQ, tonight I'm going to see to it that justice is served. The whole of Greed will see to it as well. Look, we've even  brought back an old face. Lukie is of the same opinion as the rest of Greed. The CXJ Division is laughable and worthless. That is why they are jerking the curtain, and that is why Lukie is moving back up to the big leagues.

Lukie: After spending all that time in Summer, sitting on my ass, drinking umbrella drinks, and getting paid to do nothing, I figure it's time to put the work in and reestablish Greed as the top of the crop!

Nerma: Does that mean you'll be in Troy's corner tonight?

Lukie: Hehe....of course...me...and a couple other guys.

Nerma: How about the match before it that will see Tack and Swift face off. How does Greed feel about the potential #1 Contenders.

Lukie: Well personally, I think that Swift should make the smart choice and join Greed. As for Tack.....F*** that Tack guy! I never liked him. I hope he loses and loses ROYALLY!

Ryan IQ: Could not have said it better myself. Let's get the show under way. As per orders of Rufus Poochyfud, we're begin with the ReGENESIS Rumble! Excuse me, I've got to find the Red Shirts and get to the ring. Hashim, you come too.

Nerma: Uh....Troy? Do you have anything to say about your first ever one-on-one encounter with the Global Champion Trevor Mach?

Troy: ......dead meat.



-The in ring action kicked off with a ReGENESIS Rumble, an over the top elimination Rumble featuring the rookies of the ReGENESIS Project. Ryan IQ and the Red Shirts interrupted the match just seconds after the bell to announce that Hashim Al-Singh would be joining Billy Tharpe, Brad Zubaz, Camilo Ortega, Simon Stuart, and Uchubaco. Simon Stuart looked none to happy when he saw Ryan pass more cash to Hashim. The last time that happened Hashim's mission was to help Stuart win. The green rookies put on a great opener and they all had a chance to show off their styles and introduce themselves on the big stage. Stuart was the technician, Zubaz the jacked up power man, Ortega presented himself as an always smiling yet always deadly addition to the match, Uchubaco looked like he came straight out of MMA, Billy Tharpe was the wild card, and Hashim was of course the rule breaker. Brad Zubaz was eliminated quite early, as he charged toward Ortega and Simon Stuart, but they both ducked and lowered the top rope which caused him to fly out of the ring. Tharpe nearly eliminated his rival Hashim with a dropkick, but Uchubaco shot in and tackled him out of the ring instead. He tried grappling with Hashim, only for Hashim to thumb him in the eye and toss him right out. Simon Stuart sent a message to Ryan IQ by tossing Hashim out of the ring right after. The crowd was now on his side as he and Mr. 25:17 Camilo Ortega put on an impressive display. In the end Simon forced Ortega over the top rope with simple shoulder block, and knocked him off the ring apron by forcing his chin onto the rope. Simon Stuart wins the ReGENESIS Rumble. The Son of a legend making a statement.



-Rufus Poochyfud's lack of respect for the CXJ Division was present as two CXJ title matches were presented so low on the card. The wrestlers were slightly miffed to say the least, but they promised the fans to fight with all their heart for the glory of what they consider to be worth far more then the parent company. Sal and Jamie were up first in a rematch with SinDOS, Lovekick's titles once again on the line. SinDOS were much more brutal and proactive this time around. They wanted to take down the fan favorites fast, but Sal and Jamie continue their hot streak of impressive performances. The TUE1 alumni looked like grizzled veterans as they took SinDOS to task one more time and defended the belts once again. The match ended when Sal got the pin on a bloody Avion when Sal countered the sXe DDT and brought the straight edger down with the Control Nekbreaker. The Lovekick Tag reign continues.

-The CXJ Championship match was a much different story and marred with controversy. CXJ Ace Generator has attempted to stay out of the issues with management and just entertain the fans the best he can, but his opponent was a man that thrived on this type of chaos, so this became his environment. The CXJ Champion and the CXJ Bully put on another classic effort. Less technical then their previous match, this was more of a heated brawl. Late in the match Generator has Shadow down to his knees. He hit the ropes to come back with a Shining Wizard to floor the masked man. He then played up to the crowd to signal that the big finish was incoming. As Generator prepped to hit the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop he was suddenly interrupted by Fuel. The champ looked puzzled as the pyromaniac jumped onto the ring apron. Generator turned to hit his move on another rope only to see the Sons of Anarchy. former disciples of Shadow. Finally, Shadow's partner in crime Hoodlum blocked the other rope. This confusion gave Shadow enough time to recover, hit a low blow, and floor the champ with a new move called the Shadow Driver #2. He rolled him up for the pin and obtained the victory. Shadow had done it, he had reclaimed the CXJ Championship for a record shattering 5th time. He was joined in the ring by SoA, Hoodlum, and Fuel as they beat down the now former champion. CXJ Exec Mr. Hotlanta sent down Nex Champion Bolshoi and Bakayaro to pull him out as this new alliance of sorts celebrated with the dark lord of CXJ.

We then went to the back as w00t was looking for his tag partner Anwin.



w00t: *sigh* Come on Anwin, quit hiding you white noise ninja....we need to get this over with....and hopefully not do to much damage to your car-

Anwin: I'm right here w00t.

w00t: AH! Quite sneaking up on me! I barely see you.

Anwin: Yeah....I know. Listen, there is someone here who wants to talk to you.

Natalie: Hi w00t!

w00t: Sis?! What are you doing here? Oh be careful, there is a white ninja standing around here somewhere.

Anwin: *sigh*

Natalie: I know w00t, he invited me.

w00t: He did?

Anwin: I'm sorry for over stepping boundaries w00t, but I heard what Rufus said to you. We're supposed to be tag partners. I know I'm a rookie, but I have a say in what we do out there as well. If Natalie wants you to throw the match for her operation I won't try to stop it. I am only 3-4 matches in and I'm already getting a shot at a title on Pay Per View. That chance will come again, but let's hear what Natalie has to say about it.

w00t: .....

Natalie: w00t, you know I appreciate all that you do for me, but I don't want you to throw this match. I know your career matters to you and I refuse to see it thrown away on my behalf. w00t, I'll be fine as long as I've got a protective big brother, but I don't want an operation payed for by bribe money.

w00t: Natalie....

Natalie: w00t please. Don't sell your soul.

w00t: ....Thank you Natalie. I understand. Anwin?

Anwin: Uh oh here it comes.

w00t: Wherever you are right now....thank you too. You're very proactive. You've got the makings of genius in you....the w00t respects genius. Now let's go win those tag titles.

Anwin: You got it! 



-The first title match of the night saw Dynamic Dougie and Moz of the Ensiders attempt to defend the tag belts against w00t and the rookie Anwin. The Ensiders were ever present around the ring despite and Dougie and Moz assuring them they would win on their own. w00t and Anwin looked good in this contest, the rookie obviously learning from the veteran multi-time Global World Champion. Dougie and Moz were no slouches either, but they had to deal with actually stopping The Ensiders from getting involved on their behalf. Since Ness called them out they have been trying to prove themselves. The succeeded against the Ice Climbers, but this was a whole other story. Late in the match Anwin took Dougie out of the ring. Moz clocked w00t with a spin kick and looked to capitalize with a Moz Splash. Poo reached in the ring to try and hold w00t to the mat, which took Moz's attention away as he demanded that he let go. Moz finally went for the splash, but at the point w00t was awake and turned the splash into a WKO in midair. 1-2-3! w00t and Anwin pulled off the huge upset to become the new Tag Team Champions! As they celebrated on the stage with Natalie, EBW Owner Rufus Poochyfud could be seen for the first time tonight. With a smug look on his face he applauded w00t and Anwin before walking to the back. Meanwhile in the ring, Ninten and the other Ensiders circled the former tag champs as they tried to get to their feet. When they finally did Ninten snapped his fingers and the other members of The Ensiders tore Dougie and Moz apart.....except for Olly....he was celebrating with w00t and Anwin. Security finally had to drag the Ensiders to the back as Dougie and Moz attempted to escape the beating. The scenery chewer and the unorthodox high flier were given their walking papers from The Ensiders.



-The next match would be a 3-Way for the FSW Regional Championship. The Ensider presence was again felt as Ninten took on his brother Ness and Lucas. This top notch match was made even more entertaining with the addition of Lucas. Ness and Ninten nearly lost many times as they lost focus on the youngster. He made them pay attention though, even trying to pin his mentor, which Ness approved of before flooring his protege with a Brainbuster. Ninten did all he could to cheat or take out his brother. When none of these things worked for him he had Poo remove Ness from the ring and hit the PK Flash Piledriver on Lucas before pinning him for the win. Ninten cheats to keep the gold once again.



- Next, was a match that would determine the fate of two men and possibly change the course of EBW. Would the Pushpin Seraphim triumph again, or would Swift bring down his hated rival? We would soon find out. The fans were on fire, and the excitement was just getting started. Tack and Swift shared a staredown and circled the ring. Tack came out first, swinging with everything he had boxer style. Swift was forced against the ropes, but bounced back and and took Tack to the mat with a shoulder block. Tack got back up and they both ended up back in the center of the ring and shared another staredown. As Tack and Swift stared each other down, the fans cheered, the cheers for Tack grew louder and louder, and he found strength which was obvious when he collided mid ring with Swift and took his Pounce. They rushed each other again fast and attacked with hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. Tack tried a straight punch to the face, but Swift grabbed his hands and hit a high kick. Tack was dazed enough for Swift to drop him to the mat with a powerbomb and tried to get a quick pin. Tack escaped the early pin attempt. The brawler stepped it up. He tossed Tack into the corner and ground his elbow into his face hard. He tried to hit a big elbow, but Tack pushed him away to the ropes and as he bounced back Tack hit a dropkick. He rolled up Swift for a pin, but he quickly kicked out. Tack then tried to go for the high risk move as he climbed to the top turnbuckle to hit the Rider Kick. Swift evaded the attack as he was coming down and floored him with a lariat of sorts. 1-2-Kickout! Swift brought his A-game, and that of course involved his uncanny ability to absorb severe strikes and keep on coming. Swift was a beast as he tackled Tack around the ring and tossed him like a rag doll. Tack fought through it all and you could tell that Swift was getting frustrated. Swift had Tack on the mat and went in for the Pounce, but Tack evaded, got to his feet, and hit the Standing Shirinai Kai, but Swift could barely be kept down for a 1 count. Tack attempted to end it all with a last ditch Angel Driver, but Swift forced his way out of it and forced Tack out of the ring. Swift followed him out of the ring and the referee started the count and tried to get them back in. The hated rivals stopped caring about the rules and let their fists fly as they moved up the ramp. Tack tried once to get back to the ring, but Swift grappled him and they both toppled over the ref. Tack and Swift fought right up to the big screen. Swift headbutted Tack down and set him up for the Pounce, but Tack evaded it as Swift smashed right through the screen. The crowd went wild, but Tack looked less then happy as the ref declared the match a no contest. Once again Tack and Swift are so evenly matched that a #1 contender has yet to be determined. What will happen next in this epic rivalry?

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- It was now time for the first of two main events. The main event for the coveted Global World Championship. Trevor Mach was once an unstoppable champion at the top, but when he lost the belt it took him over two years to gain it back, winning the 2010 E-1 and beating Tack Angel on New Year's Eve. Troy became the fastest rising champion in EBW history when he beat Tack Angel for the belt at last year's Heat Wave PPV. His reign was dominant, but the Tack/Swift rivalry lead to him finally losing the belt. For the first time in EBW history, Global World Champion Trevor Mach would go head to head and one on one with former champion Troy. The match started with Trevor and Troy in the center of the ring. Troy towered over Trevor, so he grabbed  a step ladder to meet him eye to eye. It got the fans to laugh, and it showed that Trevor was not afraid of Troy, but it also made the big Alpha Beta that much more angry. The match started with a trade of strikes. Trevor jumped up to headbutt Troy and he was forced against the ropes, but bounced back and and took Trevor to the mat with a big boot. Trevor got back up and they both ended up back in the center of the ring and shared another staredown. As Trevor and Troy stared each other down, the fans cheered, the cheers for Trevor grew louder and louder. He played up to the crowd and spit at Troy, which really pissed him off. They rushed each other fast and attacked with hard hitting moves. It was a back and forth encounter for a very long time. Troy tried a straight punch to the face, but Trevor grabbed his hands and hit a high knee. Troy was dazed enough for Trevor to drop him to the mat with a Trevorplex! and tried to get a quick pin. Troy escaped the early pin attempt. The Alpha Beta stepped it up. After being caught off guard early the dominant bastard returned and he tossed Trevor into the corner and ground his elbow into his face hard. He tried to hit a big elbow, but Trevor pushed him away to the ropes and as he bounced back Trevor shot in and took him down. He rolled up Troy for another early pin, but Troy kicked out once again with little trouble. Trevor backed away to hit the Shining Black, but Troy evaded the attack and as he was coming by, jumped to his feet, and floored him with a lariat of sorts followed by a pin attempt. 1-2-Kickout!  Neither man was going down, and the fans were loving this clash of the titans. Troy lined up Trevor for the Punt Kick, but Trevor avoided the boot and brought Troy down for an ankle lock. Troy was in intense pain, but refused to tap and finally made it to the ropes, though at this point he was now hurting. Trevor targeted the leg to bring the big man down to size. When he got him down to his knees he hit the Macha Ye, but Troy stayed upright. Trevor and Troy both laughed before Trevor hit another Macha Ye. Once again Troy stayed upright. Both bloody warriors continued to laugh until the third Macha Ye brought down Troy. 1-2-KICKOUT! Trevor was stunned and quickly backed into the corner to regroup. This is when the other members of Greed began to head down to the ring. They circled around to make sure Troy would not lose, but the odds were quickly evened as Lady M's and Tack Angel came down to back up Trevor Mach. Tack floored Mac and Lukie while M's chased off Ryan and the Red Shirts. This distracted Troy when he got to his feet and Trevor quickly took advantage, bring him back down with a big Shin Trevorplex! Pin. 1-2-3! Trevor Mach did it! Thanks to the assist from Tack and M's, Trevor Mach was able to tear out the heart of Greed and bring down the beast. Ryan and the Red Shirts pulled Troy out of the ring and stopped him from rushing back in as Trevor celebrated his first defense.

-The second main event, and final match of an exciting pay per view was next. Kinniku Mike, the Television Champion and Amigo, the Royal Crown Champion. Two friends turned rivals turned friends/rivals. Basically their careers have collided many times since joining EBW together. The third piece of this puzzle is the special guest referee Maurice. A former TV Champion in his own right, Maurice has always felt like he was the best of the SURGE Generation yet treated like the worst. He now holds the careers and future of his former comrades in his hands as he officiates this match for the ages.  These two would put on one of the more brutally hard hitting matches of the night. Amigo had to be quite elusive in the early goings, as Mike came out full of energy and looked to end it early. Mike forced Amigo into a corner and bashed away at his chest with front and back hands and chops. Amigo pushed him away and let loose some chops and kicks of his own, but Mike tackled him back into the corner. He caught the Royal Crown Champion in a bear hug and smashed him down on the mat. Mike quickly went for a sleeper, but Amigo got his hand on the rope. Mike let up, but quickly stomped the hell out of the champ. Eventually, Amigo worked his way back up and let a stray elbow fly that happened to connect and forced Mike to stumble backwards. He ran back into Amigo just as he was charging him and the two collided in a huge headbutt that knocked them both down. The impact forced Amigo to his knees, but Mike was still standing. Mike nodded in approval to his friend before stomping him down and going for the pin. 1-2- KICKOUT! Mike was stunned yet impressed that Amigo was able to take the blow get back up so he winded up for another one only for Amigo to get up at the last second, shoot behind Mike, and take him down with a ring shaking German Suplex. This knock down drag out brawl continued for several more minutes with more blood loss and nearfalls. Amigo's amaresu skill wasn't doing the trick and Mike assumed control late in the match. Maurice had been playing it straight so far in his counts, but as time went on he began to turn his head as the wrestlers attempted pins. His straight face turned to a grin as he refused to count the pin when Amigo turned things around and hit a High Angle German turned into a pin. Both wrestlers were frustrated beyond words as the match continued on. They both fought on and on, even though they knew Maurice would not count the pins. Late in the match Mike and Amigo were trading blows when Mike sparked to life and quickly dropped Amigo with a Capture Suplex. Amigo shot right back up, but Mike took him right back down with a Release Dragon Suplex. Amigo jumped up one more time and yelled with a rage we have never seen from him before. He demanded that Mike give him his best shot. Mike complied and hit the Blue Ocean Bomb to keep Amigo down. Kinniku Mike shot his gaze at Maurice and demanded that he count the pin. When Maurice refused Kinniku Mike took matters into his own hands. He clocked Maurice hard and knocked him out. He then covered Amigo and made Maurice count the pin himself. 1-2-3! Kinniku Mike's act of desperation brought a controversial end to the match, but an end none the less. Mike quickly helped Amigo to his feet and offered him a handshake. Amigo complied and raised his hand in victory, acknowledging that he would accept the finish as it was the only way. The show ended with blue fireworks as Kinniku Mike overcame the odds to unify the Television Championship and the Royal Crown Championship!

EBW: New Year Rising 2011
Twoson Fairgrounds
PPV

1. ReGENESIS Rumble: Simon Stuart beat Billy Tharpe, Brad Zubaz, Camilo Ortega, Hashim Al-Singh, and Uchubaco (5:01) to win the ReGENESIS Rumble.
2. CXJ Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise(c)/Jamie OD(c) beat Avion/Metrion (6:12) when Sal Paradise hit the Control Nekbreaker on Avion.
3. CXJ Championship: Shadow beat Generator(c) (9:57) with a Shadow Driver #2 to become the NEW CXJ Champion.
4. EBW Tag Team Championship: w00t/Anwin beat Tag Team Champion Dynamic Dougie(c)/Moz(c) (10:02) when w00t hit the WKO on Moz to become the NEW Tag Champions!
5. FSW Regional Championship 3-Way: Ninten(c) beat Ness and Lucas (9:18) with a PK Flash Piledriver on Lucas.
6. #1 Contender Singles: Tack Angel vs. Swift (10:20) ended in a No Contest.
7. Global World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) beat Troy (15:59) with a Shin Trevorplex! Pin.
8. Unification Television Championship/Royal Crown Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Amigo(c) Special Referee: Maurice (22:04) with a Blue Ocean Bomb to become the Unified TV/Royal Crown Champion!

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Collision IV Press Conference!

EBW opened up its brand new Press Conference hall for the official conference concerning the huge ENN special: Collision IV: EBW vs. The World! Representatives from EBW and a few of the other promotions involved gathered to answer questions and be on hand for the first matches to be announced. Normally, Ryan IQ has been handling these types of meetings, but today the head honcho himself was present to make the announcements.



Rufus Poochyfud: Nothing pleases me more then to see my wrestlers actually put the work in for the salaries I pay them. That's why I was more then happy to tell ENN that we wouldn't just take on one promotion, we'll take on the world. I'm not a second place kind of guy. In school I was top of the class. In sports I was always the star player. In martial arts.....I was the one that ended careers. As the man in charge of EBW my goals are no different. We'll throw the wrestling world into chaos when we destroy our competition. That's right, that's the goal. Why else would I agree to have the show in P+P's neck of the woods? Same reasons. When my fun and games are over, I'm still only about one thing...winning.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I would just like to announce that that man does not speak for all of us.

Tack Angel: You got that right.

Rufus Poochyfud: Trevor and Tack.....T'nT.....how nice of you to chime in. It just so happens I have your matches already booked for Collision IV. Tack Angel, you were actually the one who lead Team EBW to their first victory last year against Tatsunoko.

Casshern: Oh! I thought that guy looked familiar! I thought he had a beard at the time though....huh. You're going down!

Rufus Poochyfud: Casshern will be representing Team Tatsunoko in The World Coalition that will take on Team EBW. Tack....you're the captain of Team EBW.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Respect Knuckles Tack!

Tack Angel: Just wait....there is going to be a catch.

Rufus Poochyfud: Of course I will be determining your fellow team members.

Trevor Mach: Oh there it is!

Rufus Poochyfud: Trevor, you'll be making the 2nd defense of the Global World Championship. I know what you're thinking "another defense so soon after Troy kicked my ass"? The answer is yes and I don't care how hurt you are.

Trevor Mach: I wasn't thinking that at all. I was thinking "man, what a BOOSHbag", but please...please go on.

Rufus Poochyfud: Your series of matches with Ness in EBW have been "legendary"....so I have heard, so I figure, why not let his brother have a shot? Ninten may appear on EBW television every week, but he's still an FSW wrestler and the FSW Regional Champion. That's why we will see Trevor Mach take on Ninten with the Global World Championship at stake!

Trevor Mach: This wouldn't be because he's got an entire stable of your ass kissers backing him up would it?

Rufus Poochyfud: Well how else am I going to keep the cheating Tack and M's away from the ring? Maybe you can win on your own terms this time?

Trevor Mach: I always win on my own terms, you should try it sometime.

Rufus Poochyfud: My terms are the only terms. Let's move on, cause Bowser is looking pissed over there. Kinniku Mike wants to have two titles, so he'll be pulling double duty at C4. First he will represent EBW in singles action against an undetermined opponent. Then, he will join Tack Angel on Team EBW.

Kinniku Mike: No problem boss, I'm used to multitasking. In the ring...in the bed room.....I'm a pro.

Tack Angel: Well, at least I'll have one ally.

Rufus Poochyfud: That concludes this little Press Conference. I now ask that my security escort everyone not associated with EBW out of my building now.

Bowser: ...Grrr....

Rufus Poochyfud: What's wrong Bowser? You got something to say? You want to make a move? I would have so much security on you so fast that even you couldn't do anything about it. Get out of my building!

After the Press Conference, the Hervey Cam caught up with Rufus as he ran into an unexpected guest.



Rufus Poochyfud: Ah, Lady M's. I was not expecting you here today.

Lady M's: Maybe that's because you ordered the red shirts to keep me out.

Rufus Poochyfud: I didn't order the Red Shirts to do that.

Lady M's: Oh I'm sorry I was confused. The shirts weren't red before I got my hands on them.

Rufus Poochyfud: Oh that is hilarious Tali. You're chaotic, destructive tendencies, they really do it for me.

Lady M's: Out of my damn way. I'm here to find Trevor and-

Rufus Poochyfud: Why bother with that loser? He couldn't ever give you what I can.

Lady M's: I highly doubt that.

Rufus Poochyfud: How about a title shot?

Lady M's: What are you talking about?

Rufus Poochyfud: I need a representative from Sparkle to compete at Collision IV. Someone to take on the NCW Woman's Champion Samus Other M. The spot....is all yours.

Lady M's: What's the catch? Making a deal with you is like making a deal with the devil.

Rufus Poochyfud: Ironic you said that, and I'm not going to tell you why. I will say that I don't think you women should be wrestling period, but a certain much sought after demographic disagrees so ENN basically said if I book women I get more money.

Lady M's: So for money to sacrifice your principles eh?

Rufus Poochyfud: I'm going to tell you something Tali, it's really easy to sacrifice your principles.....when you don't have any.

Lady M's: I will take the match, not because you're giving it to me, but because I deserve. Besides, I've been waiting a long time to get my hands on Samus Other M. You're not going to butter me up though. You're not getting what you want.

Rufus Poochyfud: Oh trust me Tali. In the end.....I always get what I want. 

The partial card is listed below. More matches will be announced soon.



Collision IV: EBW vs. The World
Plateau Hall
ENN Television Special!

1. Singles: Kinniku Mike[EBW] vs. ?
2. NCW Woman's Championship: Samus Other M(c)[NCW] vs. Lady M's[Sparkle]
3. Global World Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[EBW] vs. Ninten[FSW]
4. Team EBW vs. Team World 5-on-5 Elimination Tag: Tack Angel[EBW]/Kinniku Mike[EBW]/?/?/? vs. Casshern[Tatsunoko]/Wario[NCW]/Demon Dan[P+P]/?/?

X-cite Card Revealed!

The X-cite card was also revealed on the day of the Press Conference, and it looks like the first X-cite of February is going to be all about Collision! The ReGENESIS project continues, as the new comers battle it out in the opening 6-Man tag. Billy Tharpe and Hashim Al-Singh will be leading the teams. Lukie of Greed will be making his return, and will take on Jeff Andonuts in his first match back. We're also told that he has something to say involving Troy's match at NYR. Captain Strong and Randy no Kachi of The Ensiders will look to finish off Ness and Lucas after both men failed to capture the FSW Regional Title from Ninten. Swift still makes a claim that he should be the next #1 contender, but first he will meet a blast from the past when he takes on Hurricane Polymar of Tatsunoko Pro. This is a rematch from Collision III that Swift won. The new "Double Crown" Champion Kinniku Mike will go on the hunt for more gold with Amigo as they take on new Tag Team Champions w00t and Anwin in a title match. Can this teacher student team defend the title they won in a huge upset? The main event will see The Mega Powers take on Ninten and Poo in a big tag team match. All of this and so much more on the next X-cite!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man Tag: Billy Tharpe/Simon Stuart/Uchubaco vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Brad Zubaz/Carmilo Ortega
2. Singles Return: Lukie vs. Jeff Andonuts
3. Tag Team: Captain Strong/Randy no Kachi vs. Ness/Lucas
4. Collision III Rematch: Swift vs. Hurricane Polymar[Tatsunoko]
5. Tag Team Championship Match: w00t(c)/Anwin(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo
6. Tag Team: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Ninten/Poo

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General Manager Frankie opened FSW with FSW Champion, Ninten, and the rest of the Yellow E's....

Poo:  *Eh hem*...its Ensiders.

Whatever.  Anyway, Ninten and his group are in the stands and watches as the General Manager takes the stage.



Frankie:  Welcome to FSW.   As you can see, alot, and I mean ALOT, has changed since the last time we were in this building.  We have a new champion we can be proud of and yet we have three kumquats running amuck here.  Anyway, tonight is the start of the road to FSW 30!  That's right, the huge 32-man tournament will begin tonight and...

Trevor: BOOSH!!

Frankie:  What the hell?  What are you two hooligans doing here?

Trevor: Uh...competing in  the tournament of course.  We are in the brackets, ya know.  And look, we brought the creepy smiling bastard with us too.  

Frankie:  I thought you two were out of Fourside doing your tour and whatever shenanigans you are up to.

Tack:  Ah man, I LOVE shenanigans.

Trevor: Uh, we came back to Fourside a while ago.  We just had a press conference, didn't you watched that?  And if you thought we were gone, then your champion and those other guys should not  be here too.

Frankie:  Oh right.  Well, get out of here you BOOSHbag, this is my time here to talk.

Trevor: Not anymore buddy.  I am here to say  that this BOOSHbag will win this tournament and will become a Double...no, Undisputed Champion.  BOOSH!

Frankie: Oh you will be surprised.

Trevor:  What was that?

Frankie:  Nothing.  (Oh, how I wish Mr. Ryan IQ is here to get me out of this mess.)



The first match of the tournament is Green Destiny taking on KYO.  This one was kept short as KYO unleashed hell on GD.  KYO beat GD down to a bloody pulp and drops GD with a Cradle Piledriver.  KYO wins the match and began dragging GD away.  

MB Callahan takes on Surgeon in the second tournament match.  Unlike the first match, it didn't end as soon as it started.  Surgeon and Callahan took things to the mat but Surgeon left himself open for Callahan to lock the Wings of Torture.  Surgeon broke the hold and got Callahan up for the Doctor Bomb.  Surgeon went for the brainbuster but Callahan blocks it and lifts Surgeon up.  Callahan spins and slams Surgeon down with the Whirley Bird.  Callahan wins the match and advances to the next round.   



After being called up to the main EBW roster, Camilo Ortega makes his appearance in FSW to take on the seasoned vet from Mushroom Kingdom, Toad.  Camilo went for the arm but Toad tried to avoid the attack every instant.  Camilo whips Toad to the corner.  Camilo went for the attack but Toad puts the boots up and climbs to the middle rope.  Toad proceeds with the Mushroom Stomp to send Camilo to the outside.  Toad went for the Tope Mushroom-cida but Camilo dodged and Toad's shoulder hit the barrier.  As Toad gets back, Camilo hits the 25:17 Driver followed quickly by the ECOR Armbreaker to win.  

Camilo stayed around for the next match as Perfect Man takes on Master Bubu.  Camilo seems to take a special interest in Master Bubu.  Perfect Man toys with Bubu up until Bubu gets in a rage and starts to go crazy.  Perfect Man tried to dodge Bubu in every way he can.  Bubu actually put Perfect Man down after the Bubu-Matic.  Bubu sets Perfect Man up for quite possibly a spear but looked down and saw Camilo.  Camilo just smiled as Bubu has a look of disgust.  That took time for Perfect Man to see the spear coming and kicked Bubu's shin.  Perfect Man lifts Bubu up and drops him with the Perfect Driver to win.



Giff:  Oh boy.  This is not good.  Surge!  You're a doctor!  How's the Green man?

Surgeon:  Well, from the looks of it.  He won't be back anytime soon.  

Giff: What's his condition then?

Surgeon: For one, its not good because I have to pull him off of KYO for a while.  Secondly, he suffering multiple and deep lacerations everywhere on his body.  That pounding also managed to give him a dislocated shoulder on both shoulders.  That Piledriver gave him a fractured skull and a ruptured spine.  His time dropping people on their heads and being dropped  on his head is also taking a toll on his body.  So yea, he will be out indefinitely.  

Giff:  Oh just great.  We lost another one.  So who's gonna fill his spot now?  My bald head starting to hurt with all this.  Who's gonna be the 4th person?

Leandro:  Eh hem!  Look here matey.  We have a fourth member for ye crew.  Lilly here.

Giff: Ummm...your lady is a...lady...I don't think she can...

Lilly:  *smiles*  Don't think I can what?  Am I not fit for your little group??

Giff:  O.O  Uh....well...come to think of it, we DO need a fifth member of the group.  Let's see we gotta look long and hard on this one.

Lilly:  *smiles* See there?  The more the merrier!  

Giff:  O.O  (Man, there is something about the girl that terrifies me.  That smile.  That smile.  Scary.)



Disco Kid faces his toughest challenge to date in Skeleton.  Disco Kid tried to hammer the monster down but to no avail.  Disco Kid whips off the ropes only to be met with a boot to his face.  Skeleton tries to pick Disco Kid up but Disco Kid picks Skeleton on his shoulders and drops Skeleton with the Sundance Jiggy.  Skeleton quickly gets up and hits Disco Kid with the Powerbomb to Hell to hand Disco Kid his first loss.

Giff Hoyt looks to take a leap in the rankings as he looks to take down FSW Rising Champion, Rude.  The number one contender of Rude's championship, Black Cena, was watching this one from backstage closely.  Both Rude and Giff put up a fight against each other with none seems to give in.  Rude went for the Bamma Jamma but Giff elbows his way out.  Giff headbutts Rude down to his knee.  Giff hits the Shiny Head to Rude.  As Giff went for the pin, Sergei Rushkin, Nate Nemesis, and Jun Toyota came down and taunt Giff.  Giff taunts the three back but as Giff turns around, Giff gets caught in the Bamma Jamma from Rude.  Rude wins the match and Giff looks over with a small smirk towards John Brontostone's cronies.  

Junior takes on Oog in the next tournament match.  Oog went on a rampage on Junior but Junior manages to kick his way out.  Oog went for the Double Club but Junior ducks followed by a kick.  Junior kicks Oog to the outside followed by a running apron kick to put Oog down.  Junior went up top and hits a double stomp on Oog.  Junior picks Oog up but Junior gets pushed on the apron.  Junior retaliated with a push to the railing.  Junior went back to the ring and as soon as he did....



Leandro:  ARGHH!  LILLY DROP THE ANCHOR!!  WE HAVE FOUND THE HOLY FOUNTAIN!!

Lilly:   Okie.  

Leandro:  AH!!  SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!  ITS YOU!!  YOU ARE THE LEGENDARY LANDLUBBER OF LANDLUBBERS!!

Oog: HEY!! Are you insane??  You just killed those two guys?

Leandro:  No I didn't.  Hey laddies, are you ok down there?

Dude: We're ok.  

Leandro: See there, nothing to worry and...HEY!!  YOU ARE THAT SUIT WEARING HAIRY CAVELUBBER.  

Oog:  ....

Leandro: Yes!  Lilly weigh anchor!  Yo ho! Yo ho!  To report identify to the bald guy, I will go.

Oog, the now-revealed John Brontostone, tries to go back to the ring to break the count only to meet a PK from Junior.  Junior picks up the win to advance on.



The main event features Tack Angel and the generic one himself, Mr. Plain.  Trevor Mach and Watch came down to ringside and to watch the match, no pun intended.  Trevor held on to Tack's Double Trouble title as Tack faces Mr. Plain.  Mr. Plain already used one of his signature moves, the collar and elbow tie up, to try to maneuver Tack down.  Mr. Plain went for another of his moves, The Irish Whip, and Tack gets hit by a standard shoulder block.  Mr. Plain puts on a side headlock on Tack and had the move wrenched on Tack for awhile.  Tack moves to position and kicks Mr. Plain to break the hold.  Mr. Plain went for another headlock but Tack rolled away and both wrestlers threw dropkicks and end in a standoff.  Mr. Plain extends his hand and Tack shook hands.  Suddenly, Tack pulls Plain in and hits the Standing Shiranui Kai and it seems to have ended the match but Mr. Plain shockingly kicks out.  Tack looked in disbelief and Mr. Plain puts Tack down with a Body Slam.  Mr. Plain went for an elbow drop but Tack rolled away.  Tack went for the STO and went up to the top rope.  Tack hits the Rider Kick on Mr. Plain and went for the pin attempt only to get the nearfall.  Tack has Plain in position for the Angel Driver but Plain reverses and hits a Vertical Suplex.  Mr. Plain pulls out the heavy artillery and went for his finisher, The Pin.  Tack surprisingly kicked out of The Pin.  Mr. Plain looks to have learned more moves in his arsenal during his time away from action as Mr. Plain puts on a sleeper hold on Tack.  Tack tries every instance to break the hold but Mr. Plain still has the hold locked in.  Tack climbs the ropes and pushes himself on top of Plain and Plain still have the hold locked.  Tack slowly got himself and Mr. Plain back to standing position.  Tack reaches back and suddenly drops Mr. Plain down with a jawbreaker.  Tack springboards off the ropes with a Rider Kick to the back of Mr. Plain's head.  Tack picks Mr. Plain up and hits the Angel Driver on Mr. Plain.  Tack went for the pin and still a nearfall.  Watch began to (assumingly) cheer for Tack on.  Trevor Mach, for some reason, cheered for Mr. Plain.  Tack tries to pick Plain up but Plain drops down with a Small Package but gets the nearfall.  Mr. Plain hits the Armdrag and looks to finish the match.  Mr. Plain went for The Pin and Tack kicks out again!  Mr. Plain goes for the Vertical Suplex but Tack reverses it.  Tack went for the Standing Shiranui Kai but Mr. Plain elbows Tack's lower back and locks on the Hammerlock.  Tack reverses and flips Mr. Plain over with a desperation suplex.  Both Tack and Mr. Plain are down.  The crowd began cheering both competitors on.  tack and Mr. Plain both slowly got back on the feet and stared other down.  Tack yells and kicks Mr. Plain in the midsection.  Mr. Plain retaliated with a single leg takedown and puts on the Spinning Toe Hold.  As Mr. Plain went for another spin, Tack uses his legs to push Mr. Plain away.  Mr. Plain got up and hits a clothesline to put Tack down.  Tack quickly got back up and hits a running single-leg dropkick to Plain.  Tack slowly got up and slowly picked up Mr. Plain.  Tack hits another Standing Shiranui Kai and Mr. Plain still kicked out.  Tack and everyone else looked in shock.  The crowd began to applaud loud for Mr. Plain's performance as Tack began to signal the end.  Mr. Plain suddenly hits the Vertical Suplex again.  Mr. Plain wasn't finished here.  Mr. Plain picked Tack up and gives Tack an amazing Piledriver.  Mr. Plain looks to have this in the bag and went for his finisher, The Pin.  Shockingly, Tack kicks out Mr. Plain's third attempt of The Pin.  Mr. Plain tried the Body Slam but Tack reverses and hits one more Angel Driver to finally win the match.  



Giff: Lady and Gentlemen.  I think we have found our fourth...

Lilly: *smiles*

Giff: Durr...fifth member to our group!

FSW 25: Tournament 1
Fourside Arena

1. Round 1:  KYO def. Green Destiny (0:50) with the Cradle Piledriver.  
2.  Round 1:  MB Callahan def. Surgeon (5:32) with the Whirley Bird
3.  Round 1:  Camilo Ortega def. Toad (6:00) with the ECOR Armbreaker
4.  Round 1:  Perfect Man def. Master Bubu (7:45) with the Perfect Driver
5.  Round 1: Skeleton def. Disco Kid (3:38) with the Powerbomb to Hell
6.  Round 1:  Rude def. Giff Hoyt (11:11) with the Bamma Jamma
7. Round 1: Junior def. Oog (10:47) with the PK.
8. Round 1:  Tack Angel def. Mr. Plain (42:35) with the Angel Driver.

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Trevor Mach's Birthday Shenanigan!



Trevor:  Guys Guys!  You hafta check this out.

Perfect Man:  This better be good.  Perfect Man has a date waiting.  

Lady M's:  You better not disappoint me or else!

Tack: What's going on?  I was uh....well, I was asleep.

Tracy:  No you weren't.

Tack: Shhhh....

Trevor:  As you may know, I have a few minutes left of my birthday.  So I went ahead and did a wonderful last minute birthday shenanigan.

Tack: Ah man, I LOVE shenanigans.

Lady M's:  -facepalm-  What did you do this time?

Trevor: Well, my lady.  Just follow me and I will show you all.



Trevor:  BOOSH!

Lady M's: What the hell!!

Tracy: Oh my!

Watch:  click click

Tack: Yea Watch, I agree.

Perfect Man: Perfect Man is perplexed.

Trevor:  See, isn't this great??

Tack:  Uh...how did you...

Trevor:  Simple.  I've got the number to the Hammer Bros. Construction Group over at Mushroom Kingdom while we were still there for that tour.  So I gave them a call to come here and build this wonderful monument of yours truly here.

Lady M's:  You DO realize where you put it right?

Trevor:  No.  What you mean my love?

Lady M's: Look behind that wall.

Trevor:  Oh hohohoho!!  YES!  This is Perfect!  

Perfect Man:  Someone called for Perfect Man?

Tack:  Why in the world did you put it in front of the HQ building?

Trevor: I don't know.  I didn't even noticed.  I thought this was a spiffy location so I told them to build it here.  But man, the looks on their faces when they come out to see this!  

Watch:  click.

Tracy:  Watch is right.  You ARE an idiot.

Tack:  You can understand him?

Tracy: I picked it up after listening to you guys talk.  

Trevor:  Yes!  This is wonderful.  This place does not some changes in scenery here.  This is wonderful.  

Lady M's: Let's just go before you start to blow the building up again.

Announcement Regarding FSW Arena

As a result of the last FSW show, the FSW Arena won't be opened due to reconstruction.  As you may have seen, Captain Leandro and his ship has crash through the side of the building leaving that area of the building set in flames.  Owner of FSW, Ryan IQ, issued a statement regarding the issue.

Ryan IQ: Hello peasants.  As you know, the FSW Arena would not be opening for an indefinite amount of time.  As we speak, repairs and reconstruction are made as a result of a pirate ship ramming thru the side of building.  So for further shows until the building is rebuilt, future FSW will now be taking place at the CXJ Center.  The CXJ Center is home of the EBW Xperiment brand and will now host FSW shows for the time being.  This has been FSW news.  I am Ryan IQ and I am rich.

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FSW and the remaining of the first round kicks off with Ryan IQ and his red shirt security.  As expected, FSW Champion, Ninten, and the Ensiders are watching from the stage.  



Ryan IQ:  Hello peasants!  Mr. Ryan IQ here to present the remaining first round matches.  I am generally impressed with your General Manager, Franky, for taking over while I'm away.  Now I'm back!  First things first, it seems to me that there are some tension between the locker room and a certain individual in attendance.  Poo!  Come on down!  You are now taking stage and will now explain yourself to the locker room on your actions while FSW was on a hiatus.  

Poo: Alright.  I guess this is the time where I answer the questions to the guys in Team FSW.  Why I did what I did?  Why did I join the Ensiders?  Why I abandoned Team FSW?  Well, I will tell you why.  My real reason why I did what I did.  I say that Ninten is a reliable leader and I'm following his example.  Ninten will help lead FSW and bring it up to EBW's level.  I have taken the liberty to be by Ninten's side and give him the necessary advice to help FSW to full capacity.  

Jay: Whoa wait...that is complete and utter nonsense!

Poo: What are you doing here?

Jay: You're there to explain yourself to us, right?  So I asked you this.  What happened?  You were a great leader and a great mentor to us.  Because of your lead, we together have help build FSW from the ground up.  Under your guidance, we managed to put the end to a bunch of scrubs that tries to put EBW down.  I see why you did this while FSW was in hiatus.  

Poo: I joined the Ensiders to help...

Jay:  Bullsh*t!  You thought FSW is going down then, didn't you?  What happened to that speech you did while a few of use were in jail?  What happened to earning your respect and forming a bond?  This goes to you too, Randy!  What happened to making a change and remembering the FSW \name?  

Poo: I believed in you all.  Randy believed in you.  I still see that bond and fire in your eyes.  I still see that confidence.  But its time to move on.  Everybody believed FSW is no more and became the Tack 'N Trevor Show.  Where were you guys to step up and take a stand against them?  You are letting scrubs from EBW to come into FSW and steal your spotlight that you were protecting so much...

Jay:  Having them in gives us more competition and gives us a chance to prove ourselves that we belong among the elite.  

Poo:  I guess Ness and I weren't enough.

Jay: Look, we have a match tonight.  I will show you that we still believe in FSW.  I will beat you and I will show you that we are still about FSW!!



Punkmaster Teck kicks off the first match against Referee Chase's cousin, Billy Hill.  Billy Hill tries to take down Teck but Teck has none of it.  The Equation member grabbed onto Billy's head when Billy went for another takedown attempt.  Teck knees Billy and drop Billy headfirst with the DDT to advance to the second round.

Watch and Steve Blackman faces off in the next match.  Steve Blackman tries to kick Watch but Watch blocks it.  Steve Blackman went for another kick and connected with the kick.  No effect on Watch.  Watch hammered Steve Blackman down with a Hammer Blow.  Steve Blackman went for the kendo stick and Crazy Mike warned Steve Blackman not to use it.  Steve Blackman did anyway repeatedly and Crazy Mike calls for the disqualification.  Steve Blackman continued and no effect on Watch.  Steve Blackman gives in and points at Watch with the kendo stick.  



Trevor:  Woo, what an ordeal!  Hey Tackster!

Tack: Hey Trevor.  Watch advanced to the second round.

Trevor:  Steve Blackman lost?  What happened?

Tack:  He got DQ'ed because of...what's that?

Trevor:  What's what?

Tack:  The red stuff on your face...

Trevor: Oh that.  Uh...well, Tali and I...were into some shenanigans...and this stuff is Tali's lipstick.

Tack:  Ah, man I LOVE shenanigans...wait no, that doesn't look like lipstick!  That stuff is all over you.  Where'd you been anyway?

Trevor:  Eh...let's just say, we ran into a familiar face and he got the Tali treatment.  

Tack:  I see.  Well, hurry up.  You got a tournament match tonight!

Trevor:  Alrighty then.  I got Perfy out there to help Tali in my place anyway.  BOOSH!



The next first round match is the Mexi-Dude brother, Oscar, taking on Monoxide.  Oscar and Monoxide size each other up only for Monoxide gaining the advantage.  Monoxide went for the Carbon Detector but Oscar caught Monoxide and went for the Flat Taco.  Monoxide countered with a frankensteiner and connected with the Carbon Detector.  Monoxide went to the top and hits the Carbon Monoxide Press to win the match.

Fergus O'Flannery, accompanied by William Tharpe and Anubis, took on Sgt. Hardcastle.  Hardcastle didn't stand a chance against Fergus.  Fergus nailed the Ginger Boot followed by a Ginger Curse.  Fergus put the exclamation point with the Ginger Ale to win.



EBW Global World Champion, Trevor Mach, made his official FSW in-ring debut against Remy Radcliffe.  Remy went for the offense but Trevor just swished him away.  Knowing he is outmatched, Remy hit the bricks.  Trevor is having none of it and chased after him up to the stage.  Trevor backed Remy to the edge as the Ensiders looks from a distance.  Remy kept stepping back away from Trevor until he couldn't no more.  Trevor then let out a loud BOOSH!! and sends Remy crashing down to the entrance way.  Trevor poofs back into the ring and wins the match via countout.  

After the match, Surgeon came out to check on Remy.

Surgeon: He's not dead!  He's ok!  He'll live to fight another day!



Nate Nemesis, with John Brontostone and the rest of his group, takes on Black Cena, with Disco Kid and Katsuflex in his corner.  Nemesis overpowers Black Cena throughout the match.  Nemesis dominated the entire match and actually hits the Shotgun slam to Black Cena.  As Nemesis makes the pin, Giff Hoyt and his group came down to chase John and his group away.  Nemesis broke the pin and looked to see what happened.  Nemesis's distraction gave Black Cena enough time to recover and gives the Blackitude Adjustment to win the match.  

The Equation's Dre Money takes on Ca$h Money winner, Subculture in the second-to-last first round match.  Dre insisted that the Equation shouldn't come out at ringside and wants to fight this one himself.  Subculture brought out the big guns and pulls out stuff we never seen.  Dre went for a flapjack but Subculture twists into a tornado DDT.  Subculture pulled out a the Deja Vu headscissors to Dre.  Dre went for a flipping neckbreaker followed by a snap dropkick.  Dre has Subculture on his shoulders but Subculture counters with a Crucifix Driver.  Subculture then hits the Counterculture to advance to the second round.  



The last first round match features Jay Chung and Poo fighting for the name of FSW.  Poo and Jay traded blows back and forth with Poo using his experience to gain advantage.  Poo poked Jay in the eyes during the exchange.  Poo kicks Jay to the outside.  As Poo went to the outside, Jay went back in and hits a dropkick to Poo.  Jay flips over the ropes onto Poo on the outside.  Jay took Poo near the top of the entry way and hits the Victoria Peak on the entrance.  Jay went to the top of the stage and gave the Ensiders a cold stare.  Jay looks down and saw Poo getting up.  Jay then, while staring at the Ensiders, hits the Super Jay Press off the stage onto Poo.  Jay slowly got up and ran back into the ring.  As the count winds down, Poo slowly gets up as well and ran back into the ring with a second to spare.  Jay went for the Victoria Peak but Poo, instead, got Jay up for the Go To Poo.  Poo, surprisingly, got the nearfall and went for another.  Jay countered this time and hits the Victoria Peak.  Jay sets Poo up and hits the Super Jay Press.  Jay gets the pin over Poo and wins the match to advance.  As his hand was raised, Jay continues to look down at Poo and shakes his head in disappointment.  

Meanwhile...



Lady M's: Alright, dump it over there.

Perfect Man:  Perfect Man will comply.  

Lady M's: That's what happens when you insult me.  This comes as a warning to you too.

Perfect Man:  Oh, Perfect Man got the message loud and clear.  And Perfect Man must say, Perfect Man looks good in purple.

Lady M's: Good thing I have you to do the dirty work while I watch and enjoy every minute.

Perfect Man:  Perfect Man feels so dirty after doing this.  But this is great!

Lady M's:  Don't get any ideas.  Or else you'll end up like that or Black Cena.

Perfect Man:  Aww F*CK!!

FSW 26: Tournament 2
CXJ Center

1.  Round 1: Punkmaster Teck def. Billy Hill (1:30) with the Flowing DDT.  
2.  Round 1: Watch def. Steve Blackman (3:20) by DQ.
3.  Round 1:  Monoxide def. Oscar (5:49) with the Carbon Monoxide Press.
4. Round 1: Fergus O'Flannery def. Sgt. Hardcastle (1:00) with the Ginger Ale.
5. Round 1:  Trevor Mach def. Remy Radcliffe (2:20) by Countout.
6.  Round 1:  Black Cena def. Nate Nemesis (5:33) with  the Blackitude Adjustment.
7. Round 1:  Subculture def. Dre Money (7:43) with the Counterculture.
8.  Round 1: Jay Chung def. Poo (20:34) with the Super Jay Press. 
 

Pit Stop at Peach's Castle



Franky: Alright, we are making a pit stop here at Peach's Castle.

Giff:  We're at Mushroom Kingdom aren't we?

Franky: Yes.  We are.  But we're supposed to be at Bowser's Castle to see what the EBW crew is up to.  Now then...now that we have stopped here for a bit, I have something to address.  May I call KYO, Jay, and Captain Leandro to the front.  

Jay:  What's going on?

Junior: Just go.  Something must be up.

Leandro: Arggh...better not take my booty.

Franky: Boys.  Meet Pretty Cure Danny.  He will be joining you in the festivities today.  

Jay: What are we doing?

KYO:  Brother...I am disappoint.

Danny: ...

Franky:  Ok then.  Right now, we are gonna play a game I like to call Reverse Dodgeball!  You four put on these blindfolds and I'll take you to the field.  

Jay: But how can we follow you if we can't see.  

Franky:  Fine.  Follow me and then put on your blindfolds.  Now come with me.



Franky:  Alright now that you put on your blindfolds.  Let me explain the rules here.  The four of you that are blindfolded will stand completely still.  We will have another group of four, whom also blindfolded, and will attempt to throw some balls at you.  

Jay: So...who wins?  

Franky:  Everybody!  Because its fun!

Leandro: If you say so.

Franky:  Now then, Oog, Fergus, Teck, and Rude.  You four are the tossers.  Here are your "blindfolds" and your balls.

Lilly: Oh my.  

Jessica: But they aren't...

Rude:  Hush!

Junior: Oh boy.  I know where this is going.  I'm outta here, I can't watch this.  

Franky: Are you ready?

Jay: Yes!

Franky: Are you boys ready?

Teck: OH YES!!

Franky: GO!!



Leandro:  Ooomph!

Danny: Ooohh....

Jay:  *gasps for air*

KYO:   .....

Franky: Now then, this should teach you a lesson on how you shouldn't be a bunch of idiots and flirt with young stewardesses.  Stewardesses that I hired with my own money.  

Jay: but....I already.....have a....girlfriend...

Leandro:  And Lilly...is....well, Lilly...I don't what Lilly is to me...but she's a good partner

Franky:  Shut up!  You're no different.  You four think you can have any girl you want.  You get so caught up with whoever you are trying to get and you think something good would happen.  You try so hard and hope for so much only for your balls to be busted the hard way.  Fortunately for me, your balls were busted...LITERALLY!!!  Now then, get back on the plane.  And Danny, fill these bottles up with your tears.  

Jay:  but....I already.....have a....girlfriend...

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Hater: NYAH! Hey guys, Hater here at Bowser's Castle. You know, a den of evil. A retched hide of scum and villainy. I normally HATE going to a place like this, but EBW has been invited by NCW to compete here at the X-perience before Collision 4. Plus, I've been told that I have to pull my own weight in EBW or I'm going to get fired.....so here we are. I hate when most promotions give away such awesome stuff on free TV, but EBW and the other promotions involved in C4 have so much stuff going on that this time I'm just going to sit back and enjoy! EBW is going to war with promotions like NCW, P+P, FSW and Tatsunoko Pro. NCW has taken the initiative to lead Team World, and that is why we are here right now. I'm here with two teams that are going to compete later tonight in intergender tag action. At C4, these teams are going to split up and face off in singles title matches. Lady M's will attempt to capture a new world title after being without one for so long when she takes on Samus other M at C4. New Global World Champion Trevor Mach will attempt to make his 2nd defense against The Ensiders leader Ninten, who is the FSW Regional Champion in his own right. Now Trevor I-

Trevor Mach: ORE! SANJOU!

Hater: Nyah?

Lady M's: Trevor, what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: What?! This is my new look and my new attitude! For now on hot stuff, I'm always fighting at a climax!

Lady M's: .....You found that stuff on that silly train didn't you?

Trevor Mach: ....Yes.

Ninten: Heh! Go ahead and joke around Mach. You realize that you're in over your head! You've gone to war with my little brother, but he's nothing like I am. I am the real deal and I'm going to be the true hero of wrestling.

Trevor Mach: You're boring the hell out of me Ninten. I've heard this a lot. Bring something new to the table. Show that you've got balls and let's step this up.

Ninten: What?! What are you talking about?

Trevor Mach: Let's up the stakes on this match!

Lady M's: If you've got the guts you'll both agree that we make our match a No Rules Tag Match! Unless of course Samus other M is scared she might break a nail?

Samus other M: Urg! The nerve! Ninten, if it's alright....I want to do this!

Ninten: Huh?

Samus other M: Is it alright?

Ninten: Why are you asking me? You don't have to ask me for permission. I barely know you!

Samus other M: Oh....well then....I accept.

Ninten: Me too! You're both gonna bleed, and then you're going to break. I'm going to clear out the garbage and take my place as the true hero of EBW.

Trevor Mach: Then you should really be taking this argument up with Tack! He's kind of the consummate protagonist, but that's not what this is all about. We've got a fight to get to so let's do this! GO! GO! GO! BOOSH!

Lady M's: ....too much coffee...too much coffee.

Hater: Well then EBW: X-perience is on the way. Big matches, and later on a word from Team EBW Captain Tack Angel. Here we go!



EBW traveled to one of its most unusual venues for the last X-perience before C4. NCW is leading the charge, and opened the door for EBW to enter their house...well actually the house of King Bowser. He, Wario, Waluigi, Demon Dan, and Yatterman will take on a team comprised of Tack Angel, Kinniku Mike, Troy, Lukie, and an unnamed 5th team mate. Would we find out who would be joining the team tonight? Who would gain the momentum?



-The first match on the card saw The Ensiders and Scorre collide in a 6-Man No Rules Tag. The hatred between these two teams lead to a brutal few opening minutes. It was more of a brawl then anything. Unfortunately, King Bowser quickly made his presence felt and called for the end of the match. A No Rules match ending in a No Contest? Sounds like something another stupid company would do. King Bowser demanded that the all EBW match be put to a stop. He said that EBW was here for a war, and they were going to get one.



-The first of the inter-promotional matches saw a quick showdown between Swift and Luigi. Luigi ran around the ring like a scardy cat while Swift wiped his forehead against the ropes and any NCW logo he could find. Eventually, Luigi made the mistake of running right into Swift, who quickly suplexed him into a ring post. From there it was a one sided match. With no instruction from Mario, Luigi is only good at fighting ghosts (and even that's debatable). In the end Swift hit his Pounce and covered Luigi for the win.



-The next match was originally going to be a singles showdown between Ness and Mario, but Little Mac of the Greed stable used his influence to bring the returning Lukie into the fold. This was an entertaining 3-way contest, with Ness and Mario especially giving it there all. Lukie stayed back and attacked when the situation looked best. With Little Mac coaching him from ringside, Lukie picked his spots and ran out of the ring whenever Ness and Mario tried to get at him. The Scorre leader was in top form against the plumber who took the old EBW Title out of EBW hands at the first Collision. Late in the match we got a rare instance (in EBW at least) where the ref got in the way of a whip and was knocked down as well. This lead to Mac quickly springing into action. He pulled out a pair of brass knuckles and instructed Lukie to hit and pin Ness. He specifically picked Ness, possibly due to the friendship Mac and Mario once has. At the first Collision Mac was the special referee for Mario's match with Trevor Mach. Mario had just bounced off Ness's head in typical Mario fashion, when Lukie shoved him out of the ring. He then whipped around quickly and clocked Ness with the brass knuckles before rolling him up just as the referee came too (how convenient). 1-2-3! Lukie scored the pin and gained a big victory through not so honorable ways. Mac sung his praises while Lukie randomly went on another random rant about Team EBW Captain Tack Angel. What's up with that?



-The EBW vs. NCW saga continued as Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike took on Ludwig Von Koopa. King Bowser came out again to personally sing the praises of his son. Ludwig and Mike went back in forth in strength tests and tried to outdo each other with various holds. Of course the fans being Bowser minions were 100% behind Ludwig as Bowser shot them all dirty looks. In typical Koopa fashion their were cheap tricks. Amigo attempted to get down to the ring and help, but the entrance was not wheel chair accessible and he fell down the steps. Bowser helped with the distraction, allowing Ludwig to hit his Koopa Capture Suplex and quickly pin the Double Crown Champion. Momentum for NCW grows with this win.



-The next match saw Macho Sexy take on Ninten of FSW and Samus other M in a No Rules Intergender Tag Match. Ninten and Samus other M accepted the match, but they had no idea how much of an advantage this would give a crazy team like Macho Sexy. Ninten and Samus other M were completely caught off guard when M's pulled out a bag of thumbtacks. She spilled them into the ring and laid down on them!

Lady M's: Look Trev, I'm making "Tack Angels"!

Trevor Mach: HA!

 The manic Trevor Mach ran in place getting ready to attack, but M's grabbed him and whispered into his ear. He then smiled and leaned against the ropes as Lady M's picked up a Kendo Stick and started swinging wildly at both Ninten and Other M. M's clocked other M several times, but the NCW Woman's Champ smirked since she could feel it through her ring gear/armor. Lady M's laughed as well before pushing Samus right out of the ring. She followed and started to rip off pieces of the armor and tossed them into the crowd. Trevor and Ninten traded blows in the ring. Trevor pretended that he stepped on a tack and started bouncing around the ring on one foot, before bouncing up to Ninten and smashing his knee right into his face. Trevor went for the quick cover, but Ninten pushed him off, this time landing him into the tacks for real. The hardcore action/hilarious shenanigans continued in and out of the ring, until Lady M's brought an abrupt end just before the 7 minute mark by dropping Samus other M with a Sexy Strong Stunner, after removing too much armor, and forcing Samus to cover up. M's got the win, and both Trevor and M's are looking dominant heading into C4.



-The next match would see the unlikely tag champs w00t and Anwin put their titles on the line against Troy and the rookie Simon Stuart. Anwin warned w00t that Ryan IQ was looking to get the belt on Stuart by any means necessary, so the champs had to be extra cautious. Simon also knew that Ryan was trying to keep the assisted winning streak going, which he was none too pleased about. He mostly let Troy do the ring work, which the Alpha Beta was happy to do. The former champion plowed through both w00t and Anwin in the early goings. Another story was forming at ringside as Simon shouted at Ryan, while Mr. IQ tried to reason with him, citing he was looking out for his interests. Finally, Simon Stuart snapped and tagged himself if as Troy was lining up to his Anwin with a Punt Kick that would have assured them victory. Instead of going in the ring he simply walked up the entrance steps. Ryan pleaded for him to go back, but it was too late. The referee counted him out and the match ended with the win for w00t and Anwin. An enraged Troy stood in the ring, promising to bring pain to the rookie that cost him more gold. Ryan quickly demanded that the Red Shirts step in, and Simon Stuart disappeared into the back. Ryan looked despondent, as Simon Stuart had now lost a match.



-The huge main event saw Tack Angel complete a dream of battling Sonic the Hedgehog one-on-one. The blue hero Sonic had asked for the match, and the Pushpin Seraphim happily accepted. Now these two big names were going to collide for the first time, in the longest bout of the evening. Sonic obviously had the speed, and opened up the match running circles around Tack, but Tack fired back with a well placed high kick that threw Sonic for a loop. The hedgehog got serious now as the two locked up. This was more a technical ground match then anyone expected. The strategy was obvious though. Tack wanted to keep Sonic from running while Sonic wanted to keep Tack from kicking. Tack had the edge in the submission game, lifting Sonic up by his legs in a moved dubbed the Tack's Cradle. Sonic was in pain, reaching for the ropes. Tack struggled to keep him in the hold, but the look on his face changed for a second as he could be seen saying "Oh! Tack Angels....in tacks! HA! I got it!". That gave Sonic enough time to grab the ropes. Sonic was free, but hurting, and very much slowed. He still got a near fall with a series of different pin attempts on Tack, but Tack blocked one with a kick to the gut followed by an Angel Driver and a pin of his own. 1-2-3! Tack Angel won the match! A big win for the captain of Team EBW, and a big personal win for the Pushpin Seraphim. After the match Tack embraced Sonic and told him that he hoped more games like Sonic Colors were made and less games like Sonic 2006 and Freeriders.

After the match, Tack Angel was expected to give his big speech about his plans for C4, and his hopes for leading another team to victory, but as he approached Nerma he was quickly speared by his eternal rival Swift.



Swift: You thought you saw the last of me punk ass?! You thought wrong. You're always talking about writing your story, well this is your personal horror story Tack, only it goes how I want it to go! I'm writing this damn story, and in my story....I just became the 5th member of Team EBW. If you want to win anything, or eat anything without the use of a straw, ....if you ever want to be able to make love to your woman again....you'll give me my damn match or this horror story....will never end!

EBW: X-perience on
King Bowser Castle

1. No Rules 6-Man Tag: Dynamic Dougie/Lucas/Moz vs. Poo/Captain Strong/Randy no Kachi (3:04) ended in a No Contest.
2. Singles: Swift beat Luigi[NCW] (4:14) with a Pounce!
3. 3-Way:  Lukie beat Ness and Mario[NCW] (10:03) with a Roll Up Pin on Ness.
4. Singles: Ludwig Von Koopa[NCW] beat Kinniku Mike (8:55) with the Koopa Capture Suplex.
5. Intergender Tag Team: Trevor Mach/Lady M's[Sparkle] beat Ninten[FSW]/Samus Other M[NCW] (6:50) when M's hit the Sexy Strong Stunner on Samus Other M.
6. EBW Tag Team Championship: w00t(c)/Anwin(c) beat Troy/Simon Stuart (4:38) via Countout.
7. Singles: Tack Angel beat Sonic[NCW] (16:05) with the Angel Driver.

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Finalized Card for C4!

Things are about to pick up, as EBW goes to war with the World! Collision 4's card has been finalized, and packed with top notch action. The opener will see Ness, Poo, and Ludwig von Koopa lock up in a 3-Way match. Shadow has agreed to put his newly won CXJ Championship on the line against members of the other promotions, namely Kirby, Rey Dorado, and Jay Chung. Kinniku Mike will have his first match of the night when he attempts to defend his new Double Crown Championship against King Dedede. Samus other M will put the NCW Woman's Belt on the line against Sparkle's Lady M's. Trevor Mach will attempt a V2 defense of the Global World Championship when he battles FSW Regional Champion Ninten of The Ensiders. The main event will see the elite go head to head, as Team EBW takes on Team World. It will be a big night at Plateau Hall, and you won't want to miss it!

Collision IV: EBW vs. The World
Plateau Hall
ENN Television Special!

1. 3-Way: Ness[EBW] vs. Ludwig Von Koopa[NCW] vs. Poo[FSW]
2. CXJ Championship 4-Way: Shadow[EBW] vs. Kirby[NCW] vs. Rey Dorado[P+P] vs. Jay "Danny Allegory" Chung[FSW]
3. Double Crown Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)[EBW] vs. King Dedede[NCW]
4. NCW Woman's Championship: Samus Other M(c)[NCW] vs. Lady M's[Sparkle]
5. Global World Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[EBW] vs. Ninten[FSW]
6. Team EBW vs. Team World 5-on-5 Elimination Tag: Tack Angel[EBW]/Kinniku Mike[EBW]/Troy[EBW]/Swift[EBW]/Lukie[EBW] vs. Bowser[NCW]/Casshern[Tatsunoko]/Wario[NCW]/Demon Dan[P+P]/Waluigi[NCW]

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Tack Angel: Alright...uh....team. I know some of you guys aren't exactly the biggest fans of me, and I can't say I'm your biggest fan either.

Kinniku Mike: You're not a fan of the Samoan Sex Machine?

Tack Angel: Uh...not you Mike. I'm talking about...the guys staring daggers into me right now.

Kinniku Mike: Oh...oh those guys.

Tack Angel: Anyways, I know we have had our problems, but tonight is about something more important.....TEAM WORK! EBW needs us to work together so we can win tonight and win big! I know we can do it! I believe we can! You wanna know why? Cause Ducks fly together!

Troy: .....

Lukie: .....

Swift: ....grrr.....

Tack Angel: So come on guys! Bring it in! Put your hands in the middle here! Quack....quack.....quack....Quack...QUACK....QUACK!

Troy: What the f*** are you doing?!

Lukie: Man, f*** this Tack guy!

Swift: I'm out of here.

Kinniku Mike: Well....that went well.

Tack Angel: Yeah.....we're in a lot of trouble.



The time has come for WAR! EBW goes head to head with the best of the rest in Collision IV, an ENN Television Special! Plateau Hall, deep in P+P territory, was the stage for this big show that would see interpromotional warfare, title matches, and the in ring return of King Bowser. The stage was set and the players were ready. C4 was about to EXPLODE!



-The opening bout saw rivals Ness and Poo battle along with Ludwig von Koopa in a 3-Way clash. Ness and Poo focused on Ludwig at first, in an attempt to keep him out of the way. The son of Bowser had the raw strength though, and dominated. Ness almost picked up the win after somehow picking up Ludwig for a Thunder Brainbuster, but Poo broke the pin. Ness had nothing left, as Ludwig got back up and floored Poo with a lariat before finishing him off with a Koopa Katch Suplex.



-Match #2 saw a big 4-Way match for the CXJ Championship. Rey Dorado on P+P addressed his home town fans before the match. He stated that while EBW's management may have given up on CXJ, the heart and soul remain, and he would go back to Xperiment to put the division on full display. Shadow interrupted the speech and went on the attack before Kirby and Jay "Danny Allegory" Chung could even get out to the ring. This was a highly competitive bout, with Shadow using his veteran tricks to maintain the advantage. Kirby attempted to swallow Shadow at one point, but the champ threw Danny....I mean Jay Chung into his path and the FSW Rookie was taken on a ride. Rey Dorado knocked down Shadow after that and tried to end it with a 450 Full Circle, but Shadow rolled out of the way. Kirby rushed at Shadow, but missed and fell out of the ring. Finally, Jay Chung ran back into the ring onto to be hit with a Shadow Driver #2 and pinned. Shadow retains.



-Kinniku Mike had his first of two matches for the night when he tried to defend the Double Crown against NCW's King Dedede. This was a knock down drag out brawl, that saw two big strong brawlers go all out with their slams and attacks. Mike was in control of the pace, and spent most of the match playing up the crowd and flirting with the women. The crowd in turn was 100% behind Mike as he tossed Dedede out of the ring with a Release Dragon Suplex. He posed in the center of the ring with his belts as the ref counted out Kind Dedede.



-The next match saw Sparkle's Sexy Strong Style Lady M's attempt to go after Samus other M of NCW and the NCW Woman's Championship. Lady M's was 100% over with the crowd, as Samus other M has not been making many fans recently with her "antics". Samus other M actually shocked many when she came out by herself and looked confident as she entered the ring and extended her hand. M's was skeptical, but extended her hand as well. Other M pulled her hand back and slapped M's across the face. Lady M's responded by tackling Samus to the mat for the ground and pound. She got up to bounce off the ropes and hit the Sliding M's, trying to end the match early, but Samus rolled out of the ring to buy some time. The ref started the 10 count as Samus's courage suddenly left her and she booked it for the entrance way. M's followed her and dragged her back to the ring just in time. M's controlled the early going of the match until Samus was able to clock her in the head with the arm attachment of her zero suit. The blood was flowing and Samus took control, kicking and stomping M's to the ground. She hit a Rolling Senton and attempted the pin, but barely scored a 2 count. Samus panicked as M's jumped back to her feet. She extended her hand to Samus, who fearfully extender hers as well. M's used this to pull Samus right into a Belly to Belly Suplex. Samus scrambled back to her feet only to get kicked in the abdomen and dropped with a Sexy Strong Stunner. 1-2-3! Lady M's wins the match in impressive fashion and finally regains gold as the NCW Woman's Champion! A big blow to the other promotions as EBW is looking dominant this time around.



-The next match saw Global World Champion Trevor Mach take on The Ensiders leader and FSW Regional Champion Ninten clash in title match action! Trevor Mach made a big entrance with his new gear and mocked Ninten by chanting "Ore! Sanjou!". The Ensiders leader was none to please and waved off the nonsense as the other members of the Ensiders came out of the crowd and surrounded the ring. They would play a  big part in the distraction game. This match basically played out like a Trevor versus Ness classic, as Ninten also used the PK style along with a few dirty tricks. Trevor had the style scouted after years of battles with Ness, and stole a few pages out of Tack's play book by kicking the hell out his opponent. As Ninten tried to get back up Trevor pulled out the Tack Angel flow chart to see what move to do next, ultimately kicking Ninten again. Randy and Strong tried to get involved, which distracted Trevor long enough for Ninten to hit the PK Rockin. 1-2-Kickout! Trevor narrowly escaped, but Ninten would assume control at this point. Late in the match Ninten picked up a tired and weary Trevor to hit one more Rockin, but Trevor turned it into a Trevorplex! and slammed Ninten hard. This bought him enough time to get to his feet before Ninten and came running at him with the Macha Ye! 1-2-3! Trevor Mach wins the match and makes a successful 2nd defense of the Global World Championship.



-The final match of this epic television special would be the one everyone was waiting for. The match King Bowser came out of retirement for. Team EBW would take on Team World in a 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Battle. Team Captain of EBW Tack Angel would have his work cut out for him, as he would have to lead a volatile team while also taking on the elite of NCW, Tatsunoko, and Power Play. Kinniku Mike would turn out to be a team player and start the match against Waluigi. Mike was not showing strain from his earlier fight and floored Waluigi with several lariats and forced him to tag out to Demon Dan. He too was having his issues with Mike and was quickly dropped with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Team Captain Tack Angel also got a quick elimination, when he took out Casshern. The lone Tatsunoko representative this year was looking to get revenge on Tack Angel for last year, and charged right at him. Tack's reflex was to quickly kick and he floored the charging Casshern with a kick to the face followed by the pin. It looked like the EBW team was going to dominate, but suddenly Rufus Poochyfud appeared on the scene and with a snap of his fingers Troy, Swift, and Lukie jumped off the ring apron and eliminated themselves from the match. This surprising move left Tack and Mike with an uphill battle as King Bowser lead the Wario Brothers. The NCW contingent were dominating, but Tack and Mike refused to be eliminated. Late in the match Mike regained control with a Release Dragon Suplex on Waluigi and pinned him for the elimination. Finally, Bowser tagged himself in and pretty much ran over Mike, before eliminating him after a Bowser Bomb. The odds were against Tack as he now had to take on two heavy hitters, but he very quickly evened the odds by eliminating Wario following an Angel Driver. It was now down to the team Captains. Tack had to avoid all the attacks as the much bigger Bowser was looking for the finish. Tack had to change up his strategy, and instead of trying to pin Bowser he decided to repeatedly kick Bowser until the big Koopa fell out of the ring. The weight and force of falling over the top rope hurt the King so much that he was unable to climb back into the ring and the referee counted him out, giving Tack the win as the Sole Survivor! The team captain has now lead EBW to two back to back wins! Mike and Tack celebrated while the other members of Team EBW grimaced and walked away. The show ended as Tack Angel waved an EBW flag overhead.

Collision IV: EBW vs. The World
Plateau Hall
ENN Television Special!

1. 3-Way:  Ludwig Von Koopa[NCW] beat Ness[EBW] and Poo[FSW] (7:10) with a Koopa Katch Suplex on Poo.
2. CXJ Championship 4-Way: Shadow[EBW] beat Kirby[NCW], Rey Dorado[P+P], and Jay "Danny Allegory" Chung[FSW] (10:42) with a Shadow Driver#2 on Wang Chung Leung.
3. Double Crown Championship: Kinniku Mike(c)[EBW] beat King Dedede[NCW] (4:09) via Count Out.
4. NCW Woman's Championship: Lady M's[Sparkle] beat Samus Other M(c)[NCW] (8:55) with a Sexy Strong Stunner to become the NEW! NCW Woman's Champion!
5. Global World Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[EBW] beat Ninten[FSW] (9:09) with a Macha Ye!
6. Team EBW vs. Team World 5-on-5 Elimination Tag: Tack Angel[EBW]/Kinniku Mike[EBW]/Troy[EBW]/Swift[EBW]/Lukie[EBW] beat Bowser[NCW]/Casshern[Tatsunoko]/Wario[NCW]/Demon Dan[P+P]/Waluigi[NCW] (22:55).
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Demon Dan (4:55) with the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.
-Tack Angel eliminated Casshern (6:17) with a Freaking Awesome Kick to the Face!
-Lukie eliminated via Count Out (10:00).
-Troy eliminated via Count Out (10:00).
-Swift eliminated via Count Out (10:00).
-Kinniku Mike eliminated Waluigi (15:52) with a Release Dragon Suplex.
-King Bowser eliminated Kinniku Mike (18:50) with a Bowser Bomb.
-Tack Angel eliminated Wario (19:20) with an Angel Driver.
-Tack Angel eliminated King Bowser (22:55) via Count Out.

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FSW at EBW Collision IV

The FSW crew made their trip to EBW's Collision IV worthwhile as FSW representatives are represented on the card.  FSW is featured in three matches on the lineup but ultimately were swept throughout the night.  Former FSW Champion, Poo, competed in a 3Way against Ludwig Von Koopa and Ness, another former FSW Champion.  Ludvwig von Koopa won the match via Koopa Katch Suplex on Poo.  Jay Chung has a chance to bring EBW gold to FSW in a 4Way CXJ Title match against Rey Dorado, Kirby, and the champion, Shadow.  Jay failed to capture the gold as Shadow pinned Jay after his move to win.  FSW Champion, Ninten, competed in one the biggest match of his career as he had a chance to become a double World champion against Global World Champion, Trevor Mach.  After a back and forth contest, Trevor Mach used the Macha Ye to take down the Ensiders leader. With the FSW crew making their trip back to Fourside, the FSW contender's tournament will now resume.

Full Collision IV Results Here

Collision IV: EBW vs. The World
Plateau Hall
ENN Television Special!

1. 3-Way: Ludwig Von Koopa[NCW] beat Ness[EBW] and Poo[FSW] (7:10) with a Koopa Katch Suplex on Poo.
2. CXJ Championship 4-Way: Shadow[EBW] beat Kirby[NCW], Rey Dorado[P+P], and Jay Chung[FSW] (10:42) with a Shadow Driver#2 on Jay Chung
3. Global World Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[EBW] beat Ninten[FSW] (9:09) with a Macha Ye!

Meanwhile....

Franky:  Mmmm...I don't like this.  I don't like this at all.

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Collision 4 Fallout!

The wrestling world has been all abuzz since EBW took a dominant victory at Collision IV. For the first time in the history of the event, EBW not only took the win, but did so in overwhelming fashion. The elite of EBW were in top form, and those who had a difficult climb prevailed. This shows that the core of EBW has never been stronger, but the feeling is still that anarchic forces from within just want to watch it all fall apart, namely.....Rufus Poochyfud. EBW.com was on hand as Tack Angel brought together members of the EBW roster to make amends with the other promotions following C4, something the EBW Owner outright refused to do.



Tack Angel: Leaders of NCW, P+P, and Tatsunoko Pro, we want to thank you guys for coming here. It's great that we can bury the hatchet and move on towards a brighter wrestling future together.

King Bowser: You're all right in my book kid! I have to admit that you impressed me during our match! I've never felt kicks so hard. It's good to know that SOME PEOPLE in EBW won't resort to blasting me through the roof with a laser cannon!

Trevor Mach: Heh, are you still on that Bowser? That was all Rishin Fliger I'm telling ya!

Tack Angel: In any case, I would ask that we all put our hands together for a Quack or two, but that didn't work out so well the last time I tried it so I'll just-

Rufus Poochyfud: *Clap clap clap* Well well well....I'm glad that I'm not the one in charge here or I might be upset that someone is directly disobeying my direct orders. Oh wait....I AM in charge.

Tack Angel: This is a meeting between people with a little decency.

Rufus Poochyfud: What's the fun in decency? I don't see any honor amongst this bunch. I see Greed, Lust, Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, and Pride. All of them goodies, but in this case it's the Pride one that's going to bite you in the ass, cause now you'll have to feel my Wrath.

Trevor Mach: Shut your trap Pooch. Tack is doing his thing here whether you like it or not.

w00t: We came here on our own accord to make peace and respect the enemy. We may have shared a childhood Rufus, but I'm glad I didn't turn out like you. I can see the merit in this.

Rufus Poochyfud: Oh good for you. Let's see how much merit you find in this. I'm booking the next PPV, Radical Dreamers....right now. I'm booking a tag title match, you and Anwin against Maurice and Little Mac. If you lose then I am firing your little buddy Anwin. Do you see the merit in that?

Anwin: .....

w00t: You son of a-

Rufus Poochyfud: Who else has anything to say? How about you Kinniku Mike? I still want those belts.

Kinniku Mike: ....Why don't you try and take them.

Rufus Poochyfud: I will, and if I get them, you'll never see another title in your entire career.

Tack Angel: You call this fair ownership?!

Rufus Poochyfud: No, I call it doing whatever I want! It's time I do my job and introduce my own brand of chaos to your lives, after all....that IS why I was brought here.

Tack Angel: Brought here? By who?

Rufus Poochyfud: By none of your business. You shouldn't be worried about that, but I will give you something to worry about. On X-cite...the very next show....I'm giving Swift what he wants. You will face him in a #1 Contender match. If you value your career you should probably try and win that.

Tack Angel: Good, I'll finish things with Swift then.

Rufus Poochyfud: Trevor Mach looks pretty pleased with himself. He's got two title defenses already. I'm impressed.

Trevor Mach: The extra motivation came when I learned how much you bet against me.

Rufus Poochyfud: Well since you enjoy battles so much then you won't mind defending the title again. The next show....X-cite...you will be defending the title against the one blemish on our Collision 4 record. You will be taking on Ludwig von Koopa. I will once again be betting against you.

Trevor Mach: Then prepare to lose some money....no offense Koops.

King Bowser: Grrr.....

Rufus Poochyfud: Can you all hear it? The tick tock of time? The time is winding down. The moment is almost here. An explosion can be heard in the distance....a "Victory Explosion"? Hahahahaha!

Tack Angel: Man, that guy has lost his mind.

Trevor Mach: Says the guy trying to make the King of the Koopas Quack. Ya know Tali was right when she called you Quack Angel.

Tack Angel: Quack Angel?



Rufus Poochyfud: Well hello Tali! Let me guess....you're looking for Trevor?

Lady M's: No, as a matter of fact I was looking for you.

Rufus Poochyfud: Of course you were. About time you came around. I'll slip you a key to my room and you meet me tonight. I'll show you what a real man can do.

Lady M's: That's not what I'm talking about and you know it! I'm here to find out exactly why you put me in that title match?

Rufus Poochyfud: Oh you won that didn't you? Congratulations I guess. I knew you would win....you're the only female worth damn in any of these promotions.

Lady M's: You shut your damn mouth right now before I shut it for you!

Rufus Poochyfud: You see! There it is again! That FIRE! That energy! I've never seen it before in my life! It's so vibrant and powerful! It makes you stand out as a strong independent woman! That is why I will be happy to extinguish that fire and make you fall in line, cause in the end....you will be mine. My ownership of you will be that which defines you, and any trace of this fire will be gone.

Lady M's: Oh yeah? I highly HIGHLY doubt that!

Rufus Poochyfud: Ha! We will see won't we? Oh yeah, we definitely will see. If you want to why I put you in that match then you need to play the game. The game that starts now, runs through Radical Dreamers, and won't stop till the climactic EXPLOSION! Are you.....willing to play the game?

Lady M's: What is it that you want?

Rufus Poochyfud: Just show up at X-cite with that belt, we'll start this game first thing. Until then, you have a WONDERFUL day.

Lady M's: Yeah and you can go to hell!



Trevor Mach: Tack. Pst! Tack!

Tack Angel: What? Why are you whispering?

Trevor Mach: Look around for me.

Tack Angel: What am I looking around for?

Trevor Mach: Tali. Is she around? You will notice her by the intense hotness that radiates from her sexy form.

Tack Angel: Trevor, I know what she looks like and no I don't see her.

Trevor Mach: Good....good....I need you to do me a favor.

Tack Angel: What is it?

Trevor Mach: We've been through a lot of battles together....just like I have with Tali. Do you know how long it has been since we got together? It all started with that Ultimate EBW Finale, and it's just been a whirlwind from there!

Tack Angel: Yeah, it's been something, now what is it you wanted me to do.

Trevor Mach: Oh right....I need you....to come to the ring after my title match on X-cite. I need you to back me up.

Tack Angel: You mean after my match? After your match?

Trevor Mach: Yes, I need you at the very end of X-cite, I've got something I need to say. Win or lose, it's time I finally did this.

Tack Angel: What is it?

Trevor Mach: Something that could change everything. BOOSH!



Simon Stuart: Ryan, you wanted to see me?

Ryan IQ: Yeah, come on in please. We need to have a talk.

Simon Stuart: Where are the rest of the Greed cronies?

Ryan IQ: Not here, and you should be thankful for that. Troy wants to rip your head off after the stunt you pulled on X-perience.

Simon Stuart: It's not like you would let him.

Ryan IQ: You think I can hold that killing machine back forever? I am having this meeting with you in secret to protect you.

Simon Stuart: If it's secret then why is that camera guy in the doorway filming this?

Ryan IQ: That's the Hervey Cam, it's always there.....watching us....at all times. *shudder*

Simon Stuart: What did you want to talk about?

Ryan IQ: You and your career....your potential...your future. I told your mother and father that I would look out for you. I especially made that promise to your mother. I told her personally that if something happened to your father I would look after you and watch you grow and mature into a better man then he was.

Simon Stuart: Well you're doing a "heck of a job" I must say. I want to win battles with honor and integrity. I want to win myself. If I lose then I want to learn from the loss and become a better wrestler. I don't want to buy my success like my father did.

Ryan IQ: That's not what I want either.

Simon Stuart: You have a funny way of showing it.

Ryan IQ: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS AT STAKE HERE! You were brought in here because of your skill and name, but certain individuals from a certain group gave me instructions that stated you were not to lose! Losing means both of our heads! I'm trying to protect you till you're ready to do what "they" want you to do.

Simon Stuart: I'm not listening to what SS-

Ryan IQ: Shhh! Hervey Cam!

Simon Stuart: I am on that listening to what they have to say! It's not my fault they bet against Mach, Tack, Ness, and Tracy at the Battle Tower! It's none of my concern! I'm not going on some vendetta trail for them! I'm not going to assist Rufus Poochyfud either! I know he is there golden boy right now! I wish I didn't know this stuff! I just want to wrestle. All I want to do is compete! I don't care if they come after me! I don't care if your boy Troy comes after me! Just let me fulfill my dreams and get off my back! You are NOT my father!

Ryan IQ: I....I could have been......I should have been.



Troy: WHERE IS HE! I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE F***!

Maurice: Relaaaax!

Hashim Al-Singh: We're going to need help Mac!

Little Mac: You boys are doing just fine! Hopefully IQ will be done with his talk soon.

Don Panini: Did you say you know where IQ is?

Little Mac: Huh? Oh! Don Panini is it? I am actually not sure where he is, just that he's giving a pep talk to Simon Stuart. Supposed to be kept a secret, but you know how these things get out.

Don Panini: They are together you say? Excellent. You sure you don't know where they are?

Little Mac: I sure don't and I wouldn't lie to you. Men of fine tastes like us gotta stick together.

Don Panini: Indeed. If you see IQ....tell him the Sandwich needs to have a word.

X-cite Card Revealed! Huge News! ReGenesis Cup!

X-cite is promising to be a huge one, as the short build to Radical Dreamers begins. The final PPV before VE5 is coming quickly, but this card promises to get the ball rolling on making this a show worth watching over and over! We start with the announcement of the ReGenesis Cup! The new generation of EBW wrestlers will compete to see who wins the cup! Round 1 will take place on X-cite, Round 2 at X-perience, and the Finals at Radical Dreamers! The wrestlers will all be given mic time to announce why they feel they will win the cup. This will also give them time to introduce themselves properly to the fans. A new mystery debut is scheduled for the final 1st round match. EBW Home Army, Ensiders, Greed, and Scorre will all collide in a huge 4-Team WAR! Who will survive the carnage? Tack Angel and Swift will continue their epic rivalry to see once and for all who will become the #1 Contender for Radical Dreamers! The main event will see Trevor Mach, fresh off his 2nd Title Defense attempt to go for V3 as he takes on Ludwig von Koopa, the only NCW winner from C4. Can the Climax Hero go 3-0? What is his big announcement for after the main event? What does Rufus Poochyfud have in store? Find out on a huge action packed X-cite! You don't want to miss this one!

EBW: Monday Nite X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. ReGenesis Cup Round 1 Singles: Billy Tharpe vs. Brad Zubaz
2. ReGenesis Cup Round 1 Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Uchubaco
3. ReGenesis Cup Round 1 Singles: Simon Stuart vs. Hashim Al-Singh
4. ReGenesis Cup Round 1 Singles: Randy no Kachi vs. ? (Debut)
5. 4-Team Tag: Ness/Dynamic Dougie/Moz vs. Kinniku Mike/w00t/Anwin vs. Troy/Lukie/Maurice vs. Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong
6. Global World #1 Contender: Tack Angel vs. Swift
7. Global World Championship: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Ludwig von Koopa[NCW]

Tack Angel: Come on Penguin! I have to hurry and get to the stage. I'm not sure if Tali and Trevor will be here tonight so it looks like I'm going solo....the one man house band... it's got a certain ring to it I suppose!

Deneb: Tack! Wait up! I will help you!

Tack Angel: Deneb?! You're that new wrestler right?

Deneb: Wrestler?! Me?! No no no, I just wandered onto the set while I was handing out Deneb Candy! They thought I was this new debut and put me in a match!

Tack Angel: Ha! Well you don't have to carry my bag you know!

Deneb: Oh no I insist.

Tack Angel: Oh geez, I've got an entourage of a Penguin and this Deneb fellow....no wonder people think I'm a quack....wait....Quack...Tack....Quack Angel! HA! I GET IT!

Tracy: Uh Tack? I think we have company.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Lukie: Heh....Tack Angel....always showing up where you're not wanted.

Tack Angel As a matter of fact I'm the Xperiment one man house band!

Tracy: Tack, please stop saying that....it's just silly.

Tack Angel: Alright....wait...what are YOU doing here Lukie?

Lukie: To finish what I started on X-cite....EBW wrestling ain't big enough for the both of us, and I want you OUT!

Tack Angel: Is that so? Well thank you for reminding me that I owe you for that attack on Monday. You cost me quite a bit. This show isn't about us though....this show is about the CXJ Division. Something your boss doesn't seem to care about.

Lukie: He's your boss too. Just remember that, and remember which one of us he actually likes.

Tack Angel: .....Excuse me....I have a job to do.

Lukie: Heh......F*** that Tack guy.



Mr. Hotlanta: Hello, I'm Xperiment Executive Mr. Hotlanta. Due to reasons beyond my control I have to fire someone tonight. My boss Rufus Poochyfud has demanded that four of our CXJ Wrestlers compete in the main event. The loser, or the one who gets pinned to be precise.....will have to be fired from the company. I for one do not agree with this course of action.....in fact I think it's total BULLSHIT! That's why I decided not to reveal the card of tonight's show to EBW.com or the higher ups. They want to make things difficult on me then I'll make it difficult on them as well. We're going to start with a singles match between Shadow's right hand man Hoodlum and P+P's Bullet. Shadow's "children" Given and Taken will face the CXJ Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection in a non-title match. I'm putting this new faction to work tonight if you haven't guessed. The former champion Generator will team with our NEX Champion Bolshoi as they take on SinDOS. The main event....*sigh*....the main event will see Manu Kalani, Bakayaro, Fuel, and Picky face off in a 4-Way. The loser....will be fired. Let's get to the show.



-In singles action Hoodlum took on Bullet in a Power Play Battle. Both fighters knew each other very well, but Hoodlum had learned some new tricks thanks to CXJ Champion Shadow, who appeared as distraction while Hoodlum tossed Bullet over the top rope and onto the guard rail. The brutal landing hurt Bullet enough that he couldn't crawl back into the ring in time, and Hoodlum scored the count out victory.
-Given and Taken battled champions Lovekick in a classic match that resembled many of their previous encounters. Once again Shadow came out to assist his new team. The CXJ Champion did all he could from ringside to distract Jamie OD and Sal Paradise. Late in the match Paradise had Given up for the Control Nekbreaker, but Taken swooped in and took out the knee before bouncing off the ropes, knocking Jamie to the floor, and coming back around to hit Sal with a lariat as he tried to get back up. This left Sal open to a Doomsday Device followed by Taken scoring the pin.
-The former champion Generator and NEX Champion Bolshoi teamed up to score an impressive win over SinDOS. The fan favorite team had complete control, with Generator hitting the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Avion to end the match.
-The main event was controversial for 2 reasons. One of four wrestlers lost their job in what was in any other case an entertaining, high action match. As this was going down, Tack Angel, the "one man house band" found himself at odds on top of the stage with Alpha Beta Lukie. With the red shirts standing by, Tack could not get to Lukie, and this only served to further frustrate the Pushpin Seraphim. Back in the ring the four wrestlers did everything they could to keep their jobs, get the win, or at least avoid being the one pinned. Picky Minch, normally the confident ground and pounder was clutching to the bottom rope and avoiding the action all he could. Bakayaro and Manu Kalani were the only two putting up an honest fight, while Fuel looked to cheat any way that he could. CXJ Champion Shadow once again tried to get involved. This lead to the referee taking a bump when trying to stop the interference. Before Shadow could capitalize, Mr. Hotlanta came out in a referee shirt and officiated the rest of the match. Shadow had done his damage though, and Fuel was in control of the match. In the end, Fuel managed to hit his Firestarter 450 on Bakayaro and grinned at Hotlanta as he had to begrudgingly count the pin. 1-2-3. Fuel won the match, which meant that the rookie Bakayaro was gone from the Xperiment. The fans applauded him, and Bolshoi came out to help him as he slowly hobbled to the back, but not before waving to the fans one last time. The show ended with Hotlanta losing it in the ring, ripping off his referee shirt and cussing out Rufus Poochyfud. A hard ending to a roller coaster of a show.

The EBW Xperiment on
The CXJ Center

1. Singles: Hoodlum beat Bullet (3:49) via Count Out.
2. Non-Title Tag: Given/Taken beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (7:10) with a Doomsday Device on Jamie OD.
3. Tag Team: Generator/Bolshoi beat Avion/Metrion (6:04) when Generator hit the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop on Avion.
4. Loser is Fired 4-Way: Fuel beat Manu Kalani, Picky Minch, and Bakayaro (10:50) with a Firestarter 450 on Bakayaro.

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Breaking News! The Ultimate EBW Season 5 Confirmed! Team Kinniku versus Team Amigo!

EBW.com has just learned that The Ultimate EBW is returning for a fifth season. The show that has seen its ups and downs, and seen both future champions and future jobbers pass through will celebrate a 5th Anniversary of sorts as part of the upcoming "5 Years of Victory!" Victory Explosion Celebration. The coaches have been announced as none other then Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike and former Royal Crown and Television Champion Amigo!



Mr. Ryan IQ: OK! Red Shirts, make sure no one gets through those doors. If you see "the sandwich" coming then yell so we can get the hell out of here! I've been asked to announce that TUE 5 will feature Kinniku Mike and Amigo as coaches. Friends being forced to fight each other, I know Rufus just loves that stuff. Anyways, it will feature 8 new wrestlers and the winner will go on to get some of the best prizes in the history of the show. The winner will get a $250,000 contract with EBW, a Victory Explosion 5 match, as well as a future shot at the Double Crown Championship that will be on the line at Victory Explosion 5 when the two coaches go head-to-head in a big rematch. If Amigo can stop being crippled for a minute, and if Mike can get that title out of his pants I'll also make another announcement.

Amigo: I'm not crippled! See! I'm walking....limping....very slow- I'M GETTING BETTER!

Kinniku Mike: Amigo, this means we'll be sharing a house together. You know what that means right? HOUSE PARTY! Man, think of all the chicks!

Mr. Ryan IQ: You two will also take part in a 3-Way match at Radical Dreamers. TUE 4 Winner Hashim Al-Singh will be the third man in. If either of you win then you get first pick of the TUE teams, BUT if Hashim wins then I get to choose your teams for you.

TUE 5 will begin after the X-cite following Radical Dreamers.



X-perience Card and Radical Dreamers Card Announced!

The X-perience card is out, and it looks like we'll be seeing some big matches to lead up to the Radical Dreamers PPV. The show will start with the Round 2 Matches of the ReGenesis Cup, a Tournament that will conclude at Radical Dreamers. Troy is looking for a warm up match before taking on Simon Stuart at the PPV, so Rufus Poochyfud has ordered a CXJ Wrestler from the Xperiment Brand to step up. Yet another part of Rufus's schemes to "put the division in its place". Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, and the Tag Team Champions w00t and Anwin will team to take on Little Mac, Maurice, and Hashim Al-Singh. The Ensiders and Scorre will battle it out in 8-Man Tag action in the semi main. The main event with feature the Mega Powers T'nT taking on their Radical Dreamer opponents Swift and Lukie in tag action. Also expect a showdown between Trevor Mach and Swift. All of this and more on X-perience.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. ReGenesis Cup Round 2: Billy Tharpe vs. Randy no Kachi
2. ReGenesis Cup Round 2: Simon Stuart vs. Camilo Ortega
3. Singles: Troy vs. Selected CXJ Wrestler
4. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/w00t/Anwin vs. Little Mac/Maurice/Hashim Al-Singh
5. 8-Man Tag Team: Ness/Lucas/Moz/Dynamic Dougie vs. Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong/Olly Oliver
6. Tag Team: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Swift/Lukie

Then we get to the Pay Per View card, which has also been revealed. The CXJ Division is again going to be put through the ringer as Rufus Poochyfud has ordered a 6-Way CXJ Match, with the loser once again getting fired. This time the match features the top stars of Xperiment, as well as Fuel, who is responsible for Bakayaro losing his job. To make matters worse, CXJ Champion Shadow has been appointed as Special Referee. Then we get the 3-Way match between Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Hashim Al-Singh. The fate of TUE 5 will be at stake. w00t and Anwin will attempt to continue their underdog reign as teacher and student when they put the belts on the line against Little Mac and Maurice of Greed. The fourth match will see the finals of the ReGenesis Cup, who is ready to make an impact? Match 5 will see Troy attempt to take his aggression out on Simon Stuart for costing them the tag titles. This No Rules Match is Stuart's biggest match to date, but could it be his last? FSW Regional Champion Ninten will look to take another scalp in the war against Scorre when he puts the belt on the line against former Ensider Dynamic Dougie. Will the Dynamic One capture the gold? It looks like a war is brewing between Lukie and Tack Angel. Lukie's got a big chip on his shoulder, and he wants the Pushpin Seraphim gone. What will happen when these two have their first ever singles match. Speaking of first ever matches, the wrestling world is buzzing about the sudden announcement of the main event for this PPV. Trevor Mach will attempt to net his 4th Title Defense in a FIRST TIME EVER one-on-one match with the brawler Swift. Can the ring contain that much awesome at once? Find out at Radical Dreamers 2011!



EBW: Radical Dreamers 2011
Twoson Fairgrounds

1. CXJ 6-Way (Loser is Fired): Fuel vs. Bolshoi vs. Generator vs. Picky Minch vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD Special Referee: Shadow
2. 3-Way(If Mike or Amigo win then they get first pick of TUE 5 Teams. If Hashim wins then IQ picks the teams): Kinniku Mike vs. Hashim Al-Singh vs. Amigo
3. Tag Team Championship: w00t(c)/Anwin(c) vs. Little Mac/Maurice
4. ReGenesis Cup Final: ? vs. ?
5. No Rules Singles: Troy vs. Simon Stuart
6. FSW Regional Championship Lumberjack Match: Ninten(c) vs. Dynamic Dougie
7. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Lukie
8. Global World Championship(If Trevor loses then he never gets another title shot as an EBW wrestler): Trevor Mach(c) vs. Swift

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Mr. Ryan IQ's Busy Day!

What was a day off for most of the EBW roster turned out to be quite the busy day for EBW's money man Mr. Ryan IQ. As Rufus Poochyfud lives it up on the family fortune, Ryan IQ has become the "man in charge....temp" as it were. With this power comes a lot of responsibility. The day started with Ryan IQ attempting to negotiate with Double Crown Champion Kinniku Mike, over the matter of handing in the Royal Crown and TV Titles.



Ryan IQ: There Mike, what do you think? It's a brand new Double Crown Title. Are you satisfied?

Kinniku Mike: Now this is a sexy belt for a sexy man. You can have the other belts back. Gee, all you ever had to do was ask and not be such a dick about it.

Ryan IQ: Oh.....well I'm sure the lifetime supply of nuddie magazines I brought into the offer helped too right?

Kinniku Mike: Like you have to ask! Ha! You know something? You're not such a bad guy when you're not being a prick.

Amigo: Not a bad boss either.

Ryan IQ: What?! You...uh....you just watch yourself or I'll cut your pay! Now get out! Ugh....this having to look over my shoulder nonsense is starting to get to me. Not sure if I can handle the pressure. I think I need a drink.

Ryan IQ's next challenge presented itself only a few minutes later.



Ryan IQ: Hmm....even Danny's tears don't seem to be quenching my thirst. I wonder what the problem is. I just need to take a deep breath and count to 10. 1-2-

Dave Larmore: HEY IQ!

Ryan IQ: *Spits Water! LARMORE?! *cough cough* Is there something I can do for you?

Dave Larmore: Yeah! I'm back from my stint in the military! I need money for booze! Give me a f***ing job!

Ryan IQ: I can't! I don't have that authority! Although.....the more security the safer I am from SS- OK! I have an idea! You want a job? Fine! You can be an elite Red Shirt!

Dave Larmore: Fine. Whatever, let's go to f***ing work.

So with a new member of his "elite" security squad, Ryan IQ then went to the next order of business. A press conference detailing the reveal of new title belts that would soon be introduced into EBW.



Ryan IQ: Do we really have to  do this here? Outside? I mean so many places to get sniped....never mind. These, are the new titles that will soon be coming to EBW. These, are the EBW Trios Titles! Coming soon, right after Radical Dreamers we will assemble teams to participate in a mini tournament that should be booked during a live tour. These teams will compete with the final two team battling it out in a Decision Match on either X-cite or X-perience. The Trios titles will see 3 wrestlers form a team to engage another team of 3 in 6-man tag or best of 3 singles matches. These titles will-

Reporter #1: Excuse me? Where is Rufus Poochyfud?

Reporter #2: Yeah. He is the man in charge right?

Ryan IQ: Uh...well yes, but.....he has placed me in charge of this....conference.....yeah.

Reporter #3: Are the rumors about SSS involvement in EBW true?

Ryan IQ: SSS?! Where?! I mean...no.....that....is just silly. *cough cough* Anyways......time to get the hell out of here.

The fun kept coming for Mr. Ryan IQ, as he was set to promote the Radical Dreamers PPV.....on the T'nT Show.



Ryan IQ: So....I know we don't always get along guys....but I do think that at the Pay Per View we will-

Tack Angel: Trevor! Where do you get off saying something like that to me again!

Trevor Mach: Don't start sassing me Angel, or I'll come at ya fast like a bullet!

Tack Angel: Ha!

Trevor Mach: I'll put a move on you! You won't know what's coming!

Tack Angel: You haven't got any moves! I've felt your moves. How flimsy are they? They're like being gently caressed more then anything.

Trevor Mach: I've got new, powerful moves now, thanks.

Tack Angel: Really? Did you send off for some new ones?

Ryan IQ: Uh....guys?

Trevor Mach: I did! They arrived this morning.

Tack Angel: Oh yeah? Express post?

Trevor Mach: Express post yeah. The post that hurts the most.

Tack Angel Well come on then!

Trevor Mach: I'll put a move on you!

Tack Angel: Bring em on!

Trevor Mach: Do you want to feel something? I'll take you to dinner with Mr. and Mrs. Pain. Order up a violent sandwich!

Tack Angel: DO IT!

Trevor Mach: I'm gonna! I'm in a real bad mood today sir! Not having a good week!

Tack Angel: THEN BRING IT ON!

Ryan IQ: GUYS! GUYS! What is the problem?

Trevor Mach: Tack insists that Terra is the Ace of Final Fantasy Wrestling, but I KNOW that it is Locke!

Tack Angel: BOLSHOI!

Trevor Mach: No YOU are BOLSHOI!

Tack Angel: YOU!

Trevor Mach: YOU!

Ryan IQ: How about you guys just both think whatever you want to think?

Trevor Mach: MANCUSSOOOOOOOOO! THAT......is a good idea!

Tack Angel: I agree! Why didn't I think of that!  

Trevor Mach: HAHA! You're not such a booshbag after all Ryan!

Ryan IQ: AH! WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT?! I AM A GREEDY ASSHOLE! I have to call Rufus. I gotta go.



Rufus Poochyfud: Hey hey it's The Pooch! Fire away! IQ? Hey man, how much money you make me today? Nice! Oh me? I'm just showing my new lady Mattie the inside of my limo. Who? You say that's Danny Leung's new girlfriend? The guy that you traded for a Water Cooler? HA! HAHA!! This is hilarious! That guy has girlfriends coming out of the woodwork! What? You want me to what? No can do Money! I'm booked all day. Don't get soft on me now IQ! I've got plans to set in motion. Let's just say I'm far from done with that Tali. Hahahaha!



Ryan IQ: Well I am glad that day is over! Time to go home! Right guys? Uh....guys?

Red Shirt Larmore: We got f***ing company.

Ryan IQ: Uh oh....they found me. I don't know how but they found me. RUN FOR IT RED SHIRTS!

Don Panini: Why so worried IQ?

Ryan IQ: OH SHIT!

Don Panini: Relax Ryan! I have been looking everywhere for you.

Ryan IQ: Yeah....I know.

Don Panini: Don't worry Mr. IQ. You.....have not outlived your usefulness.

Ryan IQ: Yes! Yes! I am still very useful.

Don Panini: Let's just say that you can get back in the good graces of my associates by eliminating someone else who has fallen out of grace.

Ryan IQ: I am a ruthless bastard.....you name em....I'll make sure they are gone. Who do you want gone? Mach? Tack? w00t? Mike? Amigo?

Don Panini: Simon Stuart.

Ryan IQ: Eh?

Don Panini: Simon Stuart. The widow of the late Antonio Stuart has decided that her family will no longer be "paying dues" to my associates. That means that Simon Stuart is no longer under our protection. So not only do we want him to lose to Troy at Radical Dreamers, but we want you to let Troy take him out of action....permanently.

Ryan IQ: Take out....Simon Stuart?

Don Panini: Yeah see, I'm not always the bearer of bad news. Instead of protecting the little bastard you get to take him out! Simple right?

Ryan IQ: Yeah....real simple......

Don Panini: Good....oh one more thing. Don't fail this time....or you WILL have a reason to fear me.

Ryan IQ: .....

-

Lady M's Birthday Special 2011!



Trevor Mach: Hmmmm......hmmmmmm......HMMMMMM....

Tack Angel: Uh Trevor....whatcha doin?

Trevor Mach: Contemplating....

Tack Angel: Contemplating what may I ask?

Trevor Mach: It's Tali's birthday! I have to think about what I'm going to get her!

Tack Angel: Oh yeah! Today is that special day huh?

Trevor Mach: I was thinking of getting her a.....

Tack Angel: Blender?

Trevor Mach: WHAT?! How did you know what I was thinking?

Tack Angel: That's because you get her that every birthday....and Valentine's Day.....AND St. Patrick's Day!

Trevor Mach: Okay! So I'm no good at getting presents! That's why I'm thinking really hard this time around.

Tack Angel: Why don't you look into what you got her as a kid?

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Tack Angel: Why don't we look back at what you got her on her birthday when you were kids!

Trevor Mach: I still don't follow.

Tack Angel: You don't remember? We had that whole adventure going through my head? We found out we all knew each other as kids! I still don't know how you got there though!

Trevor Mach: Oh....oh yeah! We could do that....if only we had a time train of some sort.....hmmmm.

Tack Angel: Uh Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Not now I'm thinking....how to make a flux capacitor?

Tack Angel: *groan*

-Back in the 80's-



Trevor Mach: Ah man, I LOVE the 80's!

Tack Angel: Deja Vu!

Bolshoi: Haha! What's that Tack?

Tack Angel: BOLSHOI?! What are you doing here?

Bolshoi: Looks like I got off on the wrong stop! L-O-L!

Tack Angel: Uhoh....well....you can go back when we do.

Bolshoi: Sounds great! I'll just hang around and goof off! Weee!

Tack Angel: What an odd fellow.

Trevor Mach: Today is Tali's birthday...let us just see what a suave casanova such as myself got honey bunny all those years ago.



Trevor Mach: ORE! SANJOU!

Chibi Trevor: HOLY SHIT! A MONSTER! AAAAHHHH!!!!

Trevor Mach: Oops! I forgot I had this stuff on.

Tack Angel: No! Leave it on! I look different enough not to cause suspicion, but you look just like your younger self....let's try to be incognito.

Trevor Mach: Hey! I totally remember this as a kid! I was totally scared of me just now! HA! What a trip!

Chibi Tack: Uh....can we help you guys? The teacher isn't here yet.

Tack Angel: Oh that's alright! We're just here for Tali's birthday party!

Trevor Mach: Yeah, we're the act. I'm the clown and he's the magician!

Chibi Tack: Oh....huzzah!

Chibi Trevor: Snap! That's going to be hard to top! I must swoon my love with my present!

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? What did you get her?

Chibi Trevor: Would you like to see?

Trevor Mach: Definitely!

Chibi Trevor: Alright...come on guys....just try to sneak past Tali....she can't know we're up to anything.

Tack Angel: Oh yeah....we sure look inconspicuous.

Chibi Tali: Hmm...those boys are up to something...



Trevor Mach: A BLENDER!?!

Chibi Trevor: YEAH! Pretty sweet eh?

Trevor Mach: *Sigh* How did I even get a blender as a kid?

Tack Angel: Uh...hey..."Tack"? What the hell is that thing on the table?

Chibi Tack: Uh...I'm not sure. I've never seen that toy before.

Tack Angel: It's creeping me out...the eyes....

Trevor Mach: What's your problem? It's just a doll.

Tack Angel: Don't you get it? We're in the 80's now. That means that Giegue is still active.

Trevor Mach: Giygus?!

Tack Angel: No! Giegue.....or Gyiyg....not really sure how it's spelled.

Trevor Mach: That's not Giygas?

Tack Angel: No! Look, what I'm trying to say is that Giegue was notorious for bringing objects like this creepy doll to life. You never can be too careful!

Trevor Mach: Does this look like Podunk to you? We should be fine! Come on, let's go see Tali's reaction for the first time I failed on her birthday.

Tack Angel: Well....alright I suppose.



?: ....



Chibi Trevor: Hello Tali, my lovely lovely Tali.

Chibi Tali: Ugh....what is it Trevor?

Chibi Trevor: Happy Birthday!

Chibi Tali: Oh....heh...thank you.

Chibi Trevor: I got you this great gift! I think you're really going to....

Tack Angel: AHHHH!!! I KNEW IT LOOK!

Tails Doll: Must destroy the children!

Chibi Tack: Well that's something different!

Tack Angel: Over our dead bodies you demonic doll!

Trevor Mach: Let me say this to start, we're fairly awesome! Let's kick some ass!



Chibi Trevor: Don't fret Tali! I, your knight in shining armor shall save y-

*BONK*

Chibi Tali: Knock it off you!

Chibi Tack: Hey, the party clown and the magician are taking care of it! Look!

Trevor Mach: Hey doll, BATTER UP! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: AH! It's coming right towards me!

Trevor Mach: Bag it up!

Tack Angel: GOT IT! NOW WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!

Tack Angel: I'll find a lighter!

Chibi Trevor: Wow....those guys are badass!

Chibi Tack: Especially that blue fellow.

Chibi Tali: Oh brother...



Chibi Tali: Ugh...birthdays....

Trevor Mach: Hey you, don't mind that little chuckle head. I know that he really means well.

Chibi Tali: Yeah...me too. By the way, thank you for saving us.

Trevor Mach: No problem, I'm sure that Trevor over there would have done it if I weren't here.

Chibi Tali: Yeah, I will never forget this though...so thank you....oddly dressed man.

Trevor Mach: Anytime! Anyways, I think my friend and I should be going. Enjoy your birthday. Hope it's a very happy one.

-BACK TO THE FUTURE....WHICH IS THE PRESENT!-



Trevor and Tack: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Lady M's: Heh...thanks guys!

Trevor Mach: Tali, I love you so much and I'm sorry my presents always suck, so I got you a lot of presents this year and they are NOT all blenders.

Lady M's: Trevor, I love you too, and you don't have to get me presents. After all....you did save me from the evil doll as a kid.

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Lady M's: You really think I would forget that ridiculous costume....you "little chuckle head".

Trevor Mach: What?! You remember?! But....I....

Lady M's: Hehehehe.....

Tack Angel: Well looks like everything worked out after all.....OH SHIT WE FORGOT BOLSHOI! I wonder how this is going to affect things.

-2006-



Bolshoi: HEY GUYS! THIS SURE LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN! WEEEEEE!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TALI!!!!

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Ryan IQ: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Rufus Poochyfud is....well he's going his thing right now, so I am here to officially announce that the signing for Trevor Mach versus Swift has taken place, and they will do battle for the first time in EBW history at Radical Dreamers 2011. The same pay per view that will see Greed's Green Legend Little Mac and Maurice take on the Tag Team Champions w00t and Anwin. That signing has also taken place. I..uh...have a lot on my plate right now, so I'm going to open this up to Q&A.

Reporter #1: Trevor Mach, you will be attempting your 4th Defense of the Championship at Radical Dreamers, against Swift, a man you have never faced before. Are you prepared to make such a huge defense on such short notice?

Trevor Mach: Let me say this to start....I'm fairly awesome. I'm not worried by the short notice because I'm always fighting at a climax.

Swift: What the f*** are you talking about?

Trevor Mach: Eh? Well...it's sort of my thing.

Swift: Well cut that s*** out! You better take me seriously, cause I'm taking my title and your career! That ring....is MY yard, and it's about time I finally kick you out of it.

Trevor Mach: Honestly Swift, I'm looking forward to the challenge. This has been a long time coming, and I think the fans will get a great show.

Swift: Don't pander to the f***ing fans here Mach! This isn't about them! It's about you, and me, and the end of your title reign. Yeah, it's been a long time coming, and you're going to wish that it never happened once I'm through with you.

Reporter #2: Excuse me Swift, but do you-

Swift: Bitch! Do you have a sandwich?!

Reporter #2: I....I beg your pardon?

Swift: Do you....have....a sandwich?

Reporter #2: Uh....no?

Swift: Then don't f***ing talk to me! This about one thing....kicking the ass of Trevor Mach....and it's gonna be an epic, glorious, ass beating.

Trevor Mach: Well....I don't know about any of you....but I'm excited...heh....heh.....oh boy.



One show before Radical Dreamers, and the excitement is at an all time high. The road to Victory Explosion V runs through this PPV, so the fans are buzzing over what to expect at his launch pad to the greatest wrestling show of the year. Trevor vs. Swift, promises to be a huge main event, but the other match people are buzzing over is the grudge match between Lukie and Tack Angel....



Hater: NYAH! I....

Tack Angel: Hater! I was....oh wait...you were talking first this time...go ahead.

Hater: Nyah? Oh....I am here with Tack Angel, who is set to take on Lukie at Radical Dreamers. This grudge match seemed to come out of nowhere, but it started with a bang, when Lukie cost Tack his shot at the Global World Championship. Now we're not sure why he targeted-

Tack Angel: Hater, if I may....I think I know exactly why he has a problem with me. He's got a chip on his shoulder, and he's got his orders. You combine those things and you can see why I am no longer getting a title match at Radical Dreamers. You can thank Rufus Poochyfud for this.

Rufus Poochyfud: Me? Why blame me?

Tack Angel: Rufus? What are you....you know exactly why that is. You orchestrated all of this?

Rufus Poochyfud: You act like I'm some genius, working behind the scenes to undermine the foundation of what WAS EBW, so I can replace it with what I want EBW to be.

Tack Angel: What?

Rufus Poochyfud: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Tack Angel: WHAT?!

Rufus Poochyfud: Nothing! I am here right now Tack, because I've got a proposition for you. I know you want a shot at the title, and you might even get it....but the chance could cost you.

Tack Angel: What do you mean?

Rufus Poochyfud: If you can beat Lukie, I'm willing to give you a shot at the title at Victory Explosion 5.....BUT....if you were to lose for any reason....I want you to tear up your contract and get out of my ring forever. That's right, I want to see you gone so badly, that I'm willing to give this one to ya. What do you say?

Tack Angel: I don't make deals with the devil Rufus....I have seen where that gets people. I know this is a set up, but....the lure of the title, and the lure of pissing you off when I win...might be too much this time around. I accept Rufus. I'll settle this with Lukie, and then I'm going to the biggest show in wrestling to claim the Global World Championship.

Rufus Poochyfud: I'm glad you're so confident.....oh by the way.....Lukie accepts the terms as well. You can confirm if you like.....he's right behind you.

Tack Angel: Huh? OOF!

Lukie: You feel that Tack? Hurts doesn't it? That's nothing compared to the hurt I'll put on you at Radical Dreamers, because I'm going to do something you will never recover from! I'm going to take your job! You see Tack, you've got it all wrong about me. I don't have a chip on my shoulder. The reason I hate you is.....well....there is no reason. I'm what you might call a "troll". All I want is to see you suffer and show that I'm the better man because I can. Just because I can. That's why I'm taking your job....ending your career....ruining your life. Because......I can.



The ReGenesis Cup continued with Round 2 matches that will lead to the Finals that take place at Radical Dreamers.

-The first match saw the eccentric and unpredictable Billy Tharpe taking on Randy no Kachi of the Ensiders. Billy threw no Kachi off with his hodge podge of unexpected moves and Super Sentai poses. Randy brought his Ensider posse, but Billy Tharpe also had someone at ringside....that one guy with the boombox? Randy's confusion lead to Billy getting dropped by a series of dropkicks, a quick powerslam, and finally a locked in Tharpeshooter that lead to the submission win. Despite the efforts of the Ensiders, Billy Tharpe is moving to the Finals.

-The second match saw the young prodigy Simon Stuart taking on the snarky, always smiling newcomer Camilo Ortega. This was a fairly basic match between the two rookies. Simon showed off a sound ground game, while Camilo was happy to bust out the dirty tricks and pander to the crowd. The basic match got more interesting, as Troy rushed his way down to the ring. He looked like he planned on getting an early start with his Radical Dreamers opponent. This brought out Ryan IQ as well, who actually tried to calm down Troy. This got the ref's attention, which in turn lead to Hashim Al-Singh of Greed getting the drop on Simon and clocking him in the back of the head. This allowed Camilo to roll up Simon for the win. After the match Troy and Simon tried to brawl, while Ryan got security out to keep them apart. Ryan IQ looked conflicted as he tried to keep these two apart, but in the end he got the situation under control as Camilo Ortega grinned it up in the ring and celebrated. He will now meet Billy Tharpe at the ReGenesis Cup Final at Radical Dreamers.

We then went to the back as Ryan IQ tried to collect himself. He suddenly walked into his..."protege".



Ryan IQ: This is just getting crazy! I don't know what to do.

Simon Stuart: Well that's obvious.

Ryan IQ: Oh...uh...Simon....I wasn't talking about what just happened. I definitely wanted to protect you there.

Simon Stuart: Did you?

Ryan IQ: .....Yeah...I did....too protect the match of course.

Simon Stuart: Oh....right.

Ryan IQ: What do you want from me Simon? I'm going to leave you alone in the ring now. I just wanted to make sure it was a fair fight.

Simon Stuart: If you say so. I know you've only been protecting me because of certain outside elements. I have a feeling that you're no longer under pressure to do a thing. Now maybe when this match happens I can wrestle without you around.

Ryan IQ: I...always just wanted to look out for you.

Simon Stuart: I don't need a father Ryan.....my father is dead.

Ryan IQ: ....*sigh* Kid, you have no idea what you're about to face.

Simon Stuart: I'll face it on my own.



-The next match was supposed to be a Singles match, that would feature Alpha Beta Troy taking on a member of the CXJ Xperiment Division. This is part of the ongoing battle between Rufus Poochyfud and his own CXJ Division that is run by Mr. Hotlanta. Rufus ordered that Hotlanta bring out both Angel and Gou, one of the more tenured teams on Xperiment. Instead of a one-on-one match, Rufus appeared on the tron and said that he would allow both men to face Troy, but now if they lost they would also be losing their jobs. Mr. Hotlanta fumed at this, but gave his team a pep talk and sent them in against a fuming former Global World Champion. Angel and Gou are a great tag team, but Troy had the size and strength to swat down they high flying attempts, and outright blocked their takedowns. Troy was livid, and in a league all his own. In the end Troy hit a lariat that knocked Angel out of the ring, and turned to Gou to hit the Punt Kick followed by the pin. This meant that Troy had ended the EBW careers of two more CXJ wrestlers. Rufus reappeared on the screen to laugh and send Angel and Gou on their way. Hotlanta was fuming further and trashing ringside until security came out to escort the CXJ Exec away.

-The fourth match was scheduled to see Little Mac, Maurice, and Hashim of Greed take on Kinniku Mike, w00t, and Anwin. w00t and Anwin are set to take on Mac and Maurice with their belts on the line. Things changed up however, as Amigo ran down to ringside and humbly asked Anwin if he could take his place in the match. Kinniku Mike reminded his friend that he had just gotten out of the wheelchair, but Amigo insisted that he needed to shake off the rust from his off time. This lead to Amigo joining the team, while the white Noise Ninja went into scout mode to see what Greed would have in store for Radical Dreamers. All the men gave it their all, with Mac captaining his team and trying to stay out, while also breaking the rules from time to time. Mike continues to be in top form as he lead the team, but w00t was also on his game, and ready to hit his WKO at any time. Amigo was the one trying to shake off ring rust, and the predators in Greed took to his weaknesses. Maurice was especially happy to attack his former ally, but in the end it was actually Hashim who got the tag and clocked Amigo with brass knuckles, while Maurice distracted Mike, w00t, and the ref. Hashim rolled up Amigo and scored the win. A big win for the match who will take on both Amigo and Mike at Radical Dreamers. Can the suplex machine recover in time to give it his all?



Ryan IQ: Sir? You asked me to....WHOA! What is this place?!

Rufus Poochyfud: This...is my chariot....in which I sit atop my throne and ride atop the Earth.

Ryan IQ: I beg your pardon?

Rufus Poochyfud: It's my nerve center Ry Ry. This is where I see everything on the show, and believe me....I do see everything. Like that issue with you and a certain sandwich.

Ryan IQ: Oh...you know about that?

Rufus Poochyfud: Of course I do! Those guys are the same guys that made sure that I am where I am now! I make it my business to know these things.

Ryan IQ: Aren't we alone sir? I think we can drop the semantics.

Rufus Poochyfud: No....there is a Hervey Cam in here somewhere. I can not see it....but I can hear the auto focus.

Ryan IQ: Oooook....then what is this all about sir?

Rufus Poochyfud: It's about this doubt I am seeing in you. Ryan, you are a ruthless son of a bitch...that's why I like you. You're ruthless and you only care about yourself. This should be a no brainer to you! During this match you let Troy destroy this kid. I'll look the other way and Troy can finish the job. "She" might try to sue us, but hey....she might disappear too.

Ryan IQ: NO! I mean....I think that might be too suspicious.

Rufus Poochyfud: You are getting soft Ryan. Making a face turn are you?

Ryan IQ: No sir! I'm a heel! I'm 110% heel sir. I am only looking out for myself, as I don't want to be a part of any investigations if certain people disappear.

Rufus Poochyfud: Ryan IQ, I refuse to have a middle ground in my organization. You are either my kind of person or you're not. If my kind of Ryan plays along then I can promise you'll get away with it scott free. You'll ALSO....get the biggest raise you've ever had. Because my kind of Ryan only cares about money.

Ryan IQ: Money you say?

Rufus Poochyfud: If you're not my kind of Ryan....then....well "THEY" won't be the only ones you have to worry about. You're not one to make a gutsy decision unless you can profit from it. I trust you'll make the right choice.

Ryan IQ: .....

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-The semi main event saw The Ensiders and Scorre continue their faction rivalry with an 8-Man Tag Team Match. Since Randy no Kachi was already in a match that night, Olly Oliver, Tanooki Suit and all was finally brought in as the replacement, although the rest of The Ensiders seemed less then pleased. Dougie and Ninten were obviously going to target each other in this match, as Ninten made the unexpected announcement last week that he would put the FSW belt on the line against Dougie at Radical Dreamers. As Ensiders and Scorre brawled outside of the ring, Dougie actually surprised the Regional Champ with his in ring game. The former Ensider attacked his former boss with a Swinging Corner Clothesline and picked up Ninten for a Full Nelson Facebuster. This forced a stunned Ninten to roll out of the ring and send in Olly who tried to shake hands, but was quickly booted out of the ring by Moz. The match finally got underway when the other members of the teams jumped on the ring aprons. A lengthy and exciting match, until The Ensiders began to cheat again. Late in the bout. Strong and Poo chucked Olly into Ness, Moz, and Lucas at ringside. In the chaos that followed Ninten clocked Dougie with the title belt. He then picked up the Dynamic One and hit the PK Flash Piledriver before rolling him up for the pin and the win. Ninten carries the momentum heading into Radical Dreamers. Will the Dynamic One be able to shock the world and break through the glass ceiling?

-The main event saw the mega powers of T'nT, Tack Angel and Global World Champion Trevor Mach tangle with #1 Contender Swift and the menacing Lukie. Last year, Tack and Swift were tag partners in a match involving Trevor Mach as well, so the tables had really turned. Swift started the match off in high energy fashion, clearing the ring of both Trevor and Swift and marking his terriory by rubbing his forehead against the ropes. Trevor and Tack huddled for a team meeting, and got the idea to lure Swift to the ring apron, which they did, and then quickly move which resulted in a Pounce attempt that sent Swift out of the ring and into the guard rails. With Swift down the match began proper, with Tack started off with Lukie. These heated rivals weren't messing around they traded Tack's signature kicks. Trevor could be seen with his copy of the Tack Angel flowchart and yelling "kick!", until Swift recovered and knocked the champ off the apron. They brawled outside of the ring as Tack and Lukie's strikefest turned to a brawl inside the ring. Order was finally restored, and Trevor and Swift finally battled it out in the ring. Swift forced Trevor's face into the ring ropes and kicked him in the gut serveral times before simply pushing him to the mat. He set up what looked like a Pounce attempt, but Trevor avoided the Pounce and responded with a flying knee kick. Trevor tagged in Tack, who went high risk with the Rider Kick and clocked in Swift as he got to his feet, but the Brawler would not stay down. The team dynamic was much stronger with T'nT, but Swift and Lukie had no problem breaking the rules, especially Lukie, who is reveling in his new "Troll" persona. Tack began to slow down late in the match, possibly stemming from the chair attack from Lukie earlier in the show. Lukie capitalized by tagging in Swift and hitting his 3 Point Tackle on Tack, who had just tagged out. This lead to Tack falling off the ring apron and cracking his head on the guard rail. Trevor was distracted as he tured to attempt to help his partner, but this lead to a Pounce from Swift followed by a Blackhammer and a pin. The #1 Contender stood tall as he rubbed his forehead against the title belt and stood over the fallen champ...



Ryan IQ: What am I going to do? I mean...what choice do I have?

?: You always have a choice Ryan.

Ryan IQ: Mitsuko?!

Mitsuko Stuart: Hello Ryan, it's been a long time.

Ryan IQ: Far too long....not since....

Mitsuko Stuart: The funeral....I know. I don't blame you Ryan. You work with those monsters, but you're not one of them.

Ryan IQ: How do you know that?

Mitsuko Stuart: Because I know you. I know that deep down...you want to do the right thing.

Ryan IQ: The right thing? The right thing Mitsuko...is all about the bottom line. The bottom line is that I wish to turn a profit.

Mitsuko Stuart: Does that involve hurting my son?

Ryan IQ: ...I....

Mitsuko Stuart: I admit that I don't follow this promotion that much, but I know that my son is set up to be badly hurt. I can't believe you would let that happen to Simon.

Ryan IQ: Why wouldn't I? It's not like he's my son Mitsuko! Remember? I wasn't good enough for you! That's why you left me for my friend Antonio!

Mitsuko Stuart: Is that still what you think happened?

Ryan IQ: IT IS WHAT HAPPENED! I tried to do the right thing in my life, for you.....but that wasn't good enough. The one thing that never lets me down is money. Love can break your heart....greed won't.

Mitsuko Stuart: Ryan....you really think I meant to break your heart? Antonio....you know the kind of man he was....you know what he was involved in. You called him a friend, but he always saw you as a rival....he wanted you out of the way...and he wanted to take me away from you. He told me that he was going to kill you unless I agreed to marry him.

Ryan IQ: I...what....Mitsuko?! What?!

Mitsuko Stuart: That's the only reason Ryan....I'm...sorry that I abandoned you, but I wanted to protect you. In reality I wanted to be with you, and I always wanted Simon to be your son.

Ryan IQ: ......I...Mitsuko I'm sorry. I had no id-

Mitsuko Stuart: Shhhh....it's alright now Ryan. It's all over now, except for one choice. Are you going to continue this Greedy path....or will you be my kind of Ryan.

Ryan IQ: Mitsuko...I.....I'm sorry.......BUT....I'm a man of Greed now.

Mitsuko Stuart: Ryan....this isn't you. You used to be so humble.

Ryan IQ: Humility...is for poor people. I have money.

Mitsuko Stuart: Oh Ryan, how could you!

Ryan IQ: ....*sigh*....Mitsuko.....

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. ReGenesis Cup Round 2: Billy Tharpe beat Randy no Kachi (3:55) with a Tharpeshooter Submission.
2. ReGenesis Cup Round 2: Camilo Ortega beat Simon Stuart (5:19) with a Roll Up Pin.
3. Handicap: Troy beat Angel/Gou (3:24) with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Gou.
4. 6-Man Tag: Little Mac/Maurice/Hashim Al-Singh beat Kinniku Mike/w00t/Amigo (8:40) when Hashim hit a Brass Knuckle KO Punch on Amigo.
5. 8-Man Tag Team: Ninten/Poo/Captain Strong/Olly Oliver beat Ness/Lucas/Moz/Dynamic Dougie (10:07) when Ninten hit the PK Flash Piledriver on Dougie.
6. Tag Team:  Swift/Lukie beat Trevor Mach/Tack Angel (12:39) when Swift hit the Blackhammer on Mach.