Earlier Today

Trevor Mach's Coyote X rushed up to the arena, as he popped out, along with Mav Valentine and Picky Minch. Todd Pettentool rolled up to them in his electric wheel chair.

Ted Pettentool: Hey guys! As you can see I'm in a full body cast now, BUT my chair is electric, I can go anywhere....that doesn't have stairs. That's awesome right? I have a headset mic attached, so speak into if you can guys.

Trevor Mach: Dude. Take a week off or something!

Ted Pettentool: I can't! I have a job to do!

Trevor Mach: Whatever. What do you want?

Ted Pettentool: We want to know more about you alliance with Mav and Picky.

Trevor Mach: This? It's obvious. It's family. Even an outlaw, a renegade like myself, can appreciate family. In fact, I might appreciate it more than you, because in a world of people trying to stab me in the back, it's good to know you've got family. Want a simpler analogy? Go ask Dan about "tomodachi". I'm sure he'll fill you in.

Ted Pettentool: But you've been in bloody wars with these gentlemen.

Picky Minch: We fought it out in the ring. We had our wars there. It was up front. I had a point to make, and I did my best to make it. That's all that was. I aligned with w00t to get the match I wanted, but I never asked for his assistance, and I didn't ask for Dae Montell's help, when he asked me either. It was business. It was about the sport of wrestling.

Trevor Mach: I still haven't met this Dae Montell guy. Sounds like an asshole.

Ted Pettentool: Do you not watch the product?

Trevor Mach: I do, but I think he comes on whenever I'm taking a piss break or something. You know, during a w00t match, so it makes sense.

Mav Valentine: Look, it takes big man to realize some things about himself. Misplaced rage mixing in with ambition. The fact is, Trevor opened some doors for me. He got me in the right head space to make the big moves that I did. Training with him, helped me round out my game. I became more than an indie garbage wrestler. Family has feuds, just watch the game show, but at the end of the day, brothers stick together. Right?

Trevor Mach: Absolutely. Now, I'm the big brother here, but that doesn't mean I'm trying to overshadow these two. They have my back, and I have their back. Simple as that. Are you looking at yet another Trevor Mach group, or did I just really want to give a ride to show off my Coyote X? Eh? Eh? I'm not telling.

Ted Pettentool: Well, what's the plan for tonight?

Trevor Mach: Ted, I try to never have a plan. Let's go guys.

Ted Pettentool: Well, there you have it folks. The Challenge Champion is keeping it vague and...my wheelchair isn't moving. It's out of juice. Guys? It's starting to rain! Guys!





Larry Grim: Welcome to Onett folks! It's time to level up, but it's not time for Level Up Wrestling, that's later. We're here for another round of Xperience!

Makoto Angel: Yes, we're on the way to New Year Rising 2021, and the first steps towards Victory Explosion XV! That's right "VeXXV"! That's a lot of letters near the end of the alphabet attacking that lower case "e", but it makes for cool logos for merch and stuff!

Larry Grim: It looks like Trevor Mach and Picky Minch was sitting up in the front row. Are they going to be watching the show from there tonight? Where's Mav Valentine?

Makoto Angel: I'm sure we'll find out. We already had our Dark Matches on ENN+, with Dirk Laramie finally getting a win. Yes, after losing his mustache, he finally got a win, pinning Vape of all people! Dick Wagner was back to hang out with him, and they shared a beer after the match. Aron Vayne beat Sbarrge in a Bushido Rules match, after a Split Decision. It was a close one folks. Aron Vayne continues to be an athlete to keep your eyes on. Lainey Strong strung together a second win, with a similar finish to the one she had before, pinning a returning Kyoko the Love Shocker. Not sure if this was a full time return, or a one off before heading back to Anahauc, but it was a surprise outcome. Lainey Strong, the daughter of Mayor Strong has really doubled down on her in ring work, now that she's no longer with Calamity Jane.

Dirk Laramie: I won! Wooooo! Did you see that shit?! I did it! Party in the panel van!

Larry Grim: That was an hour ago. You're still here?

Dirk Laramie: How else was I going to get some TV time? WOOOOO! PANEL VAN PARTY!

Larry Grim: Right.

Makoto Angel: Well moving on from that, we've got Mav Valentine coming down to the ring now. I guess we're going to find out what he's up to right now.

Mav Valentine: EBW! Let me hear ya! Yeah, Onett's the home of EBW isn't it? It's where it was born. On these very streets. EBW has become a part of me, like it's a part of this city. Sure, EBW might have left Onett in a wreck once or twice, but that's not the important thing. The important thing is that Onett pressed on, EBW pressed on, and I'm pressing on. I lost to Bashin Dan twice, but I get closer every time. I get into that mind set. I get into the groove, and I want another chance. I want to know what I've got to do to get there. That's why I'm out here. What does Mav Valentine have to do to get another title sho-

Cade: You need to get to the back of the line, you cheating piece of garbage.

Mav Valentine: Here we go.

Cade: You use my own tricks against me, and try to claim the high ground? You're lying to yourself, to Dan, and to all of these people. Don't lie to me too. Look me in the eyes, and try to tell me you didn't want to screw me out of that title.

Mav Valentine: Yeah, I wanted to, but I didn't. You were not responding, so I called for the match to end, and I probably saved your career. You should be thanking me.

Cade: There you go with the lies again. I can hear them clear as day, which means something isn't right. Most of the time, when people talk, it's drowned out by noise. The sound. But, I hear you Mav. I hear you. You're just like me.

Mav Valentine: I'm nothing like you.

Cade: We both want the title. We both want to beat Dan. We both turned our backs on our mentors.

Mav Valentine: I got into it with "Big Bro" a few times, but we're cool now. Better than ever. You can't say the same. You're burning bridges, while I'm building a future. You're what I could've been, a sad, sorry, sack of regrets. I have no regrets. I was the Champion of the WORLD! I'm going to get that back.

Cade: Fake humility isn't impressing me. Your words mean so very little. I say we settle this our own way. We fight it out on Xcite. The winner gets to challenge Bashin Dan, and the loser backs off. You game?

Mav Valentine: Always. But you best watch yourself Cade, cause I'm good, I'm damn good. I rain down the pain. I'm "Monsoon Mav". I come at you quick like lightning. I'm frighting.  Chick chicka chickaaaa!

Cade: *sigh* You're going to get hurt if all you've got is jokes.

Makoto Angel: Wow, what a start to the show, and already a reason to watch Xcite people. Did he just "Chicka chickaaa" though?

Larry Grim: He did.

Makoto Angel: Huh. I bet tonight's going to be full of surprises.

Larry Grim: You're not kidding. Especially for you.

Makoto Angel: Huh?

Larry Grim: I've said too much.

Makoto Angel: You never say enough!

EBW: Xperience
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN

0. Dark Match Singles: Dirk Laramie beat Vape via Leg Drop Bulldog -> Pin
0. Dark Match Bushido Rules: Aron Vayne beat Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge (R3 5:00) via Split Decision
0. Dark Match Women's Singles: Lainey Strong beat Kyoko the Love Shocker. via Arm Drag into Pin -> Pin
1. Handicap: Fray Tiburon beat Danny Leung/Sammy the Simp[x] via Brainbuster -> Pin
-The opening match, saw an easy lay up win for Fray Tiburon, as the heroic Friar put the hurt onto Danny Leung and Sammy the Simp. Tiburon grappled the demons out of Sammy, in an in-ring exorcism of sorts, and hit the Brainbuster, before the pin. Danny didn't even try to break it up because "No Push". After the match Tiburon placed a Bible onto the simp, and told him to get help, but then he motioned Danny over to talk with him, as they were joined by Hope Mach, and Mr. Face.

Makoto Angel: An easy win for Tiburon. When he's motivated, he's a grappling nightmare, but it looks like they have other business now, with Danny Leung. What's that about?

Larry Grim: Ask Tack later. He'll be able to fill you in.

Makoto Angel: Oh yeah? Well alright then! I won't worry about it!

Larry Grim: You might want to though.

Makoto Angel: Oh.

Larry Grim: Don't worry. You're about to be distracted by a big thing.

Makoto Angel: Yeah? You're scaring me.

Larry Grim: No, it's cool. Can't wait to see the look on your face.

Makoto Angel: I like GOOD surprises. Then again, who doesn't?

2. Women's Tag: Kaie/Duvalie vs. Jenny James/Jessica James ended in a Double Count Out
-A brutal confrontation between the diminished Eisenritter and the James Sisters turned bloody, as the two teams got fired up, and left the ring to battle it out on the outside. Nothing but a big brawl, as the Eisenritter members attempted to regain their control on the division. The match ended in a Double Count Out, but the brawling continued. Soon, Muscle Girl Security came out to help Kaie and Duvalie, but the James Sister had Lainey Strong, Alison Chains, and Gold come to their aid. This also brought out Eve, and the brawling just continued to get out of control until....




Makoto Angel: WHAT?!

Larry Grim: HAHA! WORTH IT!

Makoto Angel: That's....Sailor Uranus! Sailor Neptune! They're here!?

Larry Grim: THEY'RE HERE!

Makoto Angel: I don't believe it! I haven't seen them in so long, but they're here! Uranus and Neptune are on the stage, and the rest of the women are in shock! What does this mean? Are they joining EBW?! WOW!

Larry Grim: You should've seen the look on your face!

Makoto Angel: They're running down, and joining the fight! They don't look to be on any side! They're restoring order, and forcing the two sides to disperse! Uranus and Neptune! YEAH!

Larry Grim: New year, new surprises!

3. Non-Title 8-Man Tag: Hazen/Ilya Fedorovich/Radzi Schrieffer[o]/Golvoth beat Firebrand X/Subculture[x]/Kinniku Mike/Amigo via Head Kick x STO -> Pin
-The most competitive match of the night saw the NEW World Team Champions the "War Kings" take on Firebrand X, Subculture, Kinniku Mike, and Amigo, four of the top veterans in the company. With the mysterious man in their corner, the "War Kings" proved to be formidable opponents for the long tenured members of the roster. Firebrand was able to match mat grappling and strikes with Radzi, while Amigo found himself in a ground game stale mate with Ilya Fedorovich. Finish came when Subculture missed a KO Punch on Radzi, and ate a Head Kick and an STO. The "War Kings" played defense immediately as the ref counted the 1-2-3 on the pin. A huge upset, as the "War Kings" continue their dominance in the ring.

Larry Grim: That was intense, and a shocking finish too. The "War Kings" really are that good, and they just proved it. Subculture is still fighting lingering injuries from Cadmus not too long ago, but that doesn't change the fact that these newcomers just beat a team of seasoned veterans.

Makoto Angel: ....I'm still just shocked from before, but yeah, that was something!

Larry Grim: She's thrilled folks. It's cute right?

Makoto Angel: *blush* Hey! Cut that out!

Backstage

Tack Angel was walking the backstage area, with a shiny silver star on his chest, and a tiny cowboy hat. He was whistling, until he saw Hope, Tiburon, and Mr. Face interrogating Danny Leung.

Tack Angel: Whoa! What's going on here?!

Hope Mach: Personal business Uncle Tack. Wait, what are you wearing? Thought you were done with the Star Prince stuff?

Tack Angel: Huh? I am. I'm the Sheriff of EBW now. I need to uphold the law....even though I allowed that big brawl earlier, but did you see who broke it up?! That was awesom-wait, I still need to know what's going on here.

Fray Tiburon: Danny Leung is going to do the right thing and lead us to his brother, aren't you Danny?

Danny Leung: ....I don't know.

Mr. Face: Mr. Leung, KYO is very dangerous. Is he keeping in contact with you? Is he here? Can you tell us anything?

Danny Leung: I think he's been around, but I don't know where or when.

Hope Mach: Do you know if he attacked my Mom?

Danny Leung: I don't think so, but maybe.

Hope Mach: You're not giving us much here.

Danny Leung: I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I don't like putting in an effort either, so I'm at an impasse.

Mr. Face: Try and work with us here. Can you tell us this much? Is the Masked Man following around w00t your brother or not?

Danny Leung: ....... I don't know.

Mr. Face: We're not getting anywhere here.

Hope Mach: Let's not give up. Danny, you'll help us right.

Danny Leung: It depends.

Hope Mach: On?

Danny Leung: ....*whispers in Hope's ear*

Hope Mach: *Sigh* Uncle Tack, he wants a pair of Aunt Nani's panties.

Tack Angel: Absolutely not!

Fray Tiburon: Dios Mio.

Mr. Face: Well, this might have been a dead end.

Hope Mach: Maybe not. Let's talk elsewhere.

Fray Tiburon: Indeed. I wish to take a moment to myself if you don't mind, to pray for this poor soul.

Danny Leung: .....

Tack Angel: .......

Danny Leung: .....

Tack Angel: ....You know I'm going to have the Blue Shirts throw you out of the building now right?

Danny Leung: Yeah.

Tack Angel: By the way....*leans in close* I hit that weekly.

Danny Leung: ....*sniff* No push?

Tack Angel: No, you're getting pushed....right out the door.

As Saxon and Novus escorted Danny out of the building, Tack caught sight of himself in the mirror.

Tack Angel: Why didn't anyone tell me I look stupid? One of the Amy's is a practical joker. I really DO need to get to know them all.

4. 6-Woman Tag: Kimber Blaze[o]/Calamity Jane/BeShemoth beat Christina Angel/Chrissy Angel/Gold[x] via Eagleland Rack -> Stoppage
-A 6-Woman Tag saw Kimber Blaze and the other Anti-Angel members of the roster take on Christina, Chrissy, and Gold. Gold stepped up when Hope was busy, but that didn't stop Christina from feeling a little paranoid. Who could she trust at this point? A very personal bout, the ACE of the division was locked up with BeShemoth, as she watched Gold get caught up in the Eagleland Rack. Chrissy tried to make the save, only to eat a Lariat from Calamity Jane. The ref called for the Stoppage, when Jane was no longer responsive.

Makoto Angel: Oh dang. A hard loss for Christina, Chrissy, and Gold. Christina was too worried about their partner, but Gold has been nothing but trustworthy since joining EBW. Kimber is gloating. That's a win over the World Champion's team. She's making strides, but man do I want to just....have a stern word with her about what she's doing to my family.

Backstage

Mav Valentine was on his way to rejoin Mach and Minch in the stands, when he met up with Bashin Dan.

Mav Valentine: It's Mr. Triple Crown himself. The "Dangerous Player". Sup Dan the Man? You're not upset that Cade and I worked out a little match to see who comes after you next are you?

Bashin Dan: Not at all. I just have to ask you something. It's been on my mind. You and I respect each other right? Well, Cade was a good friend of mine, and I had a lot of trust in him. He seems awfully sure you cheated him out of the title.

Mav Valentine: Are you asking me if I did?

Bashin Dan: I don't want to but-

Mav Valentine: You don't know for sure. Well, I've been saying no. Are you calling me a liar.

Bashin Dan: No, but I don't want to call him a liar either.

Mav Valentine: He's been stabbing you in the back for months. I'm a straight shooter. I make it clear what I'm going to do. I want another shot at the title. It didn't matter who held it. No, I didn't cheat him. That's my story. He tells another. I guess it's up to you to decide who you believe. Can't be sure who to trust can you? Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Bashin Dan: ....*sigh*

5. 6-Man Tag: Bashin Dan/Benjamin/Jammer[o] beat Cade/Cadmus/Maurice[x] via Slam Jam -> Pin
-Main event time, as the Dan Club assembled to battle Cade, Cadmus, and Maurice. The remnants of the once solid "Anti-Swift" unit didn't really have their heads in the game for this one. A lot of in fighting and miscommunication, lead to opportunities for the dominant Dan Club. A disgruntled Maurice went for a kick, but a fired up Jammer caught it and hit a Dragon Screw, he came off the ropes with a big drop kick, and finished Maurice off with the Slam Jam for the win. After the match, as the Dan Club celebrated on the stage, the three in the ring kept fighting. Suddenly, w00t, with shorter hair, and a look more resembling his "Perfection" days, hit the ring and hit the wKo on Maurice. He threw him out of the ring, and grabbed a mic.

w00t: You're pathetic Maurice! You can't get the job done! You can't beat Mike. You can't beat Amigo! You keep losing! You're a loser! Perfection doesn't mingle with failure. Cadmus, you need to get your shit together, and figure out what you're going to do with your life and career, or get out of this ring, and MY EBW! Cade, there is hope for you yet, and still a chance to win the Triple Crown. People, things are going to change in 2021! I've had ENOUGH of the laughing and the jokes. I've had enough of the losses. I am w00t! I AM PERFECTION! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! ALWAYS WILL BE! NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME! I have a new lease on life, and re-commitment to my cause. No more Trevor Mach. No more Swift. No more OLD EBW. Only MY EBW!

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Studio B - Backstage

Benjamin entered the Studio, with his sword at his side, breathing in a sigh of relief, he was noticed by Lainey Strong, who was going to be teaming with him tonight.

Lainey Strong: You seem happy all of a sudden.

Benjamin: Huh? Oh. Hi! Yes, I just....feel very much....at home here. It reminds me of where I'm from.

Lainey Strong: I see. Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude, but I just...couldn't help by notice.

Benjamin: You noticed me?

Lainey Strong: Uh...y-yeah.

Benjamin: I'm....uh....I'm Benjamin.

Lainey Strong: Y-yeah, I know.

Benjamin: Right! Haha....ha...

Lainey Strong: Heh. *blush*

Benjamin: *blush*

In another part of the Studio, Tack Angel was hesitantly about to step into the building....

Trevor Mach: Dude, hurry up, I got to put on my robe and my wizard hat.

Tack Angel: You don't understand. It's weird, going back to 8-bit. No one tells me how they do it either. They just....sort of do it.

Trevor Mach: Does it hurt?

Tack Angel: To lose an entire dimension? Not really, and that seems strange.

Trevor Mach: It is strange, but you've got this "Ace". We got to be sharp tonight. We're not dealing with rookie Wrestler Priests tonight, but a real tag team. A good tag team. I've been told they were dug up, "from the ancient ruins of old Threeeeeeeeed." Ooooo!

Tack Angel: Zombies?

?: Not just ANY zombies!

Tack turned around to see Randy no Kachi and LG Rod, looking like zombies again.

Tack Angel: NO! NOT AGAIN! NOOOOO!!!!

Tack ran into the building screaming, turning 8-bit in the process.

LG Rod:Whoa! We scared him!

Randy no Kachi: He knows this is makeup right?

Trevor Mach: Thaaaaaat's Tack!





Apple Kid: Welcome back Travelers, for another thrilling adventure with Level Up Wrestling! The battle continues between the forces of good and the evil Dogma Empire. The journey will continue in the ring, as the Dogma Emperor himself, has hired an assassin to defeat Hero Dan at the apex of our adventure, but first, we begin, with Queen Faris, training her pirates to battle Dogma, as they attempt to cleanse the world of "evil piracy"

EBW Gaiden: Level Up Wrestling "Chapter 4"
Studio B, Saturn City
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1. 6-Person Tag: Pirate Queen Faris[o]/Pirate Bill/Pirate Tacquito beat Dogma Mask #44/Dogma Mask #45[x]/Dogma Priestess #3 via Shiryu Suplex -> Pin
-Faris and Bill were far more fired up and experienced in the ring than the Dogma Army.....but Tacquito was the weak link. The small, frail Pirate got battered from pillar to post, but Bill and Faris made up for his shortcomings, and Faris scored the win with a Shiryu Suplex on #45 and the pin.

Apple Kid: The Pirates fought off the advance of Dogma, and continued to sail the seven seas. See? Look....they're on a boat....with wheels...being carted away by other Pirates. Meanwhile, another attack on our home castle was taking place. The Warrior of Light was joined by the Captain of the Guards Lainey Strong in the defense of the Castle.

2. Mixed Tag: WoL Benjamin/Captain Lainey Strong[o] beat Dogma Mask #17/Dogma Priestess #4[x] via Arm Drag into Roll Up -> Pin
-A surprising good combination, Benjamin and Strong brought out the best in each other, as they worked in tandem, with fast moves and quick tags. Lainey pinned the Priestess after an Arm Drag into a Roll Up.

Apple Kid: The Castle was once again safe, thanks to the Warrior of Light and Captain of the Guards. They're looking at each other and blushing. Huh. Wonder what that means. MEANWHILE....the Dual Duel Champions found themselves in the middle of old Threed, where the undead roamed. They suddenly found themselves attacked by a two zombies.

3. Level Up Kings of the Dual Duel Championships: Magical Trevor(c)/Black Belt Tack(c)[o] beat Zombie Rod[x]/Zombie Randy via SUPERKICK! -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-A fantastic battle, between two solid teams. Despite Tack's worries, he locked up with the Zombie versions of his old friends, and blasted Rod with his Black Belt SUPERKICK for the 1-2-3!

Apple Kid: Our heroes prevailed, thwarting the undead menace. Tack seems really freaked out about the whole things, but one of the zombies is trying to console him? Perhaps, they uh....weren't evil after all....or the defeat restored their humanity! I don't know...this part wasn't in the script...I mean book of adventure!

4. Level Up Match: Hero Dan(Lvl. 5) beat Dogma's Hired Gun Akinan(Lvl. 4) via Brave Clash -> Pin -> LEVEL UP!
-Akinan made his surprise return, as the hired gun of Dogma. The much taller and powerful Akinan threw Dan around the ring, putting the big boot to him several times, but the Hero rose above, and in no time, we was battling back, and hoisting up Akinan upside down for the Brave Clash and the pin.

Apple Kid: And Hero Dan once again gets the victory. With that win, Dan found himself at Level 7, because that's how this works. You beat someone and get half their level. He is within reach of challenging the Final Boss himself. We'll see you in 2 weeks for another thrilling adventure!


 

Fourside Arena

An enraged Maurice was running around the back, kicking down doors, looking for w00t.

Maurice: w00t! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!  w00t! Dammit! Get out here!

w00t: I'm right here Maurice. I'm not hiding from you. Why would I ever?

Maurice saw w00t standing in the hallway, with Dae Montell standing behind him.

Maurice: Oh is THIS the way things are now? You side with that dude, and toss the rest of us to the side? By now, we should have known. Don't do business with w00t. You can't trust him.

w00t: I'm not tossing the rest of our associates to the side....just you. You're worthless. You're weak. I'm done with you.

Maurice: How dare you, I-

w00t: I got you the tag belts. I got you the ring. You couldn't do it on your own. You couldn't beat Mike. You couldn't beat Amigo. You're pathetic, and you don't have the killer instinct you think you do.

Maurice: You don't think so? What about Mike's kid. I-

Dae Montell: I can attest that you never would have attacked the kid. You're desperate, but not that desperate.

Maurice: How the hell do you know man? How would you ever know me and what is going through MY mind!

Dae Montell: Let's just say I'm a good judge of character.

w00t: Things are going to change Maurice. Things are going to go my way again. I'm giving it all I've got, as I strive for "Perfection". You're dead weight, and I want nothing more to do with you. Go back to being a broken down, dime less bum.

Maurice: I don't think so. I talked to Swift. I didn't want to, but I'm "desperate" remember? I got the match I wanted. I'm going to kick your ass on Xcite.

w00t: Another big mistake from Maurice.

Dae Montell: Absolutely. You don't know what you're doing. w00t has always had the talent, but he let himself get in the way. I'm "assisting" him with that flaw.

Maurice: Nothing can stop that ego.

Dae Montell: Oh no, I WANT the ego. The greed, the envy, and remorselessness.

w00t: I will do whatever it takes. I think I've proven that before, and I'll prove it again. I've already done something so horrible, I'll never be forgiven.

Maurice: What did you do?

w00t: I set wheels in motion, that lead to quite the ordeal near the end of the year.

Dae Montell: And when he did that, I knew he was ready.

w00t: I'll do the things you'd NEVER do. That's what makes me better. That's what makes me "PERFECTION". I'm just getting started. Now throw a punch Maurice. Make a move. Do it.

Maurice: ....I'll wait until we're in the ring.

w00t: Uh-huh. I figured as much. If you tried something now, I'd drop you where you stand.

Maurice: .....

Dae Montell: Well done w00t....well done.

Dae Montell patted w00t on the back, before walking off. He made his way near the entrance, where Lady M's walked in, with a bat in hand.

Dae Montell: She returns.

Lady M's: You? Save it, I'm here on business tonight.

Dae Montell: It's not often the Boss of a division comes to work with a bat.

Lady M's: I don't know if you know this, but I'm under A LOT of stress right now. I'll use this on you, if you don't get out of my way in 5 seconds.

Dae Montell: You want to know who attacked you huh? If you sign your name in my book I might-

Lady M's: 4-3-2-

Dae Montell: Heh. Suit yourself.

The Lakitu stopped followed Dae, and started following Lady M's, as she approached Hope, Mr. Face, and Los Tiburon.

Hope Mach: Mom?

Lady M's: Where's Danny Leung? If he knows where KYO is, I want to know too.

Hope Mach: How do yo-

Lady M's: Product! Product! I watch it! Of course I do! This joke is getting old Hope.

Hope Mach: Sorry Mom. We were JUST talking about this. I-

Tess: Tali, you're back.

Lady M's: Tess.

Tess: I'm....glad to see you're alright.

Lady M's: No you're not.

Tess: .....We've had our differences, but it's not like I want you dead.

Lady M's: Yes you do.

Tess: ....I didn't want any harm to come to Truth.

Lady M's: ...I'm willing to believe that one. She's fine. She's with Justice and Truth back home now. Safe.

Tess: ...Good. I don't want her harmed. I just want this fight between us to end.

Lady M's: You only say that, because Eisenritter is on the ropes.

Tess: They'll rebuild. That's what they do.

Lady M's: You don't want the fight to end. You want to fight and fight and fight forever don't you. You live for it. Conflict. That's something we can both agree on. That's where we're similar. We're going to get back to that, our war of words, and ideals, and fists, but right now, I have unfinished business. I WILL find who pushed him down those stairs. Do you hear me?

Tess: I've been trying to help. You'll find Danny Leung tied up in the broom closet.

Lady M's: The hell?

Tess: Duvalie wrapped a present for you. That's my contribution. Don't say I never did anything for you Tali. We're done here.

Tess walked away, as Lady M's ran off for the broom closet. Hope, Face, and Tiburon were not far behind. The Lakitu then hovered over to President Swift, as he was speaking with the grey haired man who has been seconding the "War Kings" They loomed behind him.

Swift: I'm not sure I'm see the problem Mr...uh...

?: Emmerich Shultz ist za name. I vill remind you, zat za "Var Kings" are here for competition. They are not here to sit back and relax.

Swift: Your boys just won the World Team Championships in record time. I figured I was doing them a favor.

Emmerich Shultz: Zhey are not mine boyz. Zey are men. Zey are "Var Kings", and zhey only need me to help zhem translate, and arrange room and board, and make sure zhey get to za ring to destroy your pathetic Eaglelanders. Remember zis. Zhey only vant competition. If zhey aren't given it, zhey vill go looking for it.

Hazen: We clear....Mr. President?

Swift: ...Oh, you're getting in my face right now. I don't know if I'm more mad, or impressed. You'd better walk away before I figure it out.

Hazen: You think we fear you? We don't know you. We don't care to know you. So why would we fear you? Push your papers, and sign the checks. Leave the competition to us.

Swift: ....I want to murder him....or give him an "atta boy". I'm SO CONFLICTED!





Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Fourside! We're in the Fourside Arena for Xcite! The aura of 2021 is setting in, and we're moving forward. We're looking ahead. We have New Year Rising 2021 coming up very soon, and we're going to see a Triple Crown World Championship match, and tonight, we're going to find out who his opponent is going to be.

Nerma: Bashin Dan is going to have his hands full though, because he and Television Champion Benjamin, are taking on the Heel Besties, for the right to challenge the Weekend Wrecking Crew for the EBW World Tag Team Championships. That's right, Bashin Dan is going for the 4-Crown. He's going to try and reach the much sought after accolade of 4-Crown King. It's not easy. It's the highest of the high benchmarks for excellence. Will he be able to pull it off?

Tommy Dukes: They have to go through the Heel Besties, who just had a competitive match with the Bad Dudes in Level Up Wrestling. Speaking Trevor and Tack, the ol' TnT duo have been nursing some nagging injuries. Trevor had the eye patch off, and Tack seemed to be moving around really well. You'll remember that he ended his feud with Cade, giving one of the best efforts of his entire career. He's looking trimmer, with superior cardio, and I think the "Sheriff" of EBW might be next in line for a Triple Crown title shot.

Nerma: Good thing Mach didn't lose his eye, cause he'll be needing it for his match with Dirk Laramie tonight. That's right, Dirk is BACK on the main show. All he had to do was get a win I guess?

Dirk Laramie: You're darn tootin' I'm back on the main show. Look, no mustache aside, I got me a win, and that was good enough to make some extra money. You might not know this, but I had an accident with my Carhartt jacket. My prized jacked got covered in oil, and I don't really have a washer, so I had to give it a viking funeral ya know? Like what, am I supposed to "wersh" it with soap and water myself. Hell no, a Carhartt deserves so much better. I've been having to wear a "Dickies" instead, and I'm just not feeling it, so I got a new Carhartt to celebrate my eventual second win tonight. It's gonna happen! I'm gonna regrow my mustache too! I had beef with PT until he told me the stipulation didn't mean I could NEVER grow a mustache again. See? I thought that's what it meant. We're cool now. He and the Weekend Wrecking Crew bummed a ride in the panel van to get here tonight. I think it's cause we're friends and stuff. It's nice. I gotta go. Good talk guys.

Tommy Dukes: We didn't even have him on the Dark Match segment tonight. Why was he here?

Nerma: Speaking of that. Lainey Strong was trying to chain another win together, until Calamity Jane stopped a match between Lainey and Gold tonight. After the attack, Lainey Strong challenged Calamity Jane to a match, so we might be seeing that this week, or maybe even New Year Rising 2021. Who knows? Calamity Jane hasn't been as vocal as Kimber about her reasons for turning on the Angel Family, and then her own partner. 

Tommy Dukes: Such a loaded card tonight, but we have an added match now, with w00t taking on Maurice. With Cade in the main event, that only leaves Cadmus missing from that Anti-Swift association. You have to wonder what he's up to. With all that out of the way, let's TAKE IT TO THE RING!

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN

0. Dark Match Women's Singles: Lainey Strong vs. Gold ended in a No Contest




Announcer: With a height of 6'2, and weighing in at a majestic 242 lbs, this athlete is a former World Champion of Wrestling! This man made the year 2019 HIS year, and intends to repeat that in 2021. This man knows how to SLAM and he knows how to JAM. Some would even call him....the "SLAM MASTER" He is....the one...the only....JAMMER!




Jammer rushed out to a big reaction, with his elaborate entrance. A stage light followed him, as someone threw him a basketball. He attempted several tricks, and tried to take shots at a descending hoop. He even actually managed to sink a couple shots. He went for a slam dunk, but a man in all black that was obviously Vape, played the role of a "kuroko", lifting up Jammer, and helping him reach the hoop. The crowd ate it up. He jumped into the ring and put on his gloves and mouth guard while attempting to bounce the b-ball, but to no avail. Pretending to summon it back with his mind, "kuroko Vape" threw it back into the ring, with the crowd pretending it was real. As Aron Vayne came out, a lively Jammer grabbed a mic, tried to cut a promo, but then took his mouth guard out, when he realized it wasn't happening otherwise.

Jammer: This slam of mine jams with a ballin' power! Its burning grip tells me to dunk you!

1. EBW Challenge #1 Contender Bushido Rules: Jammer beat Aron Vayne (R3 5:00) via Unanimous Decision
-Despite Jammer's big entrance, and big claims, he had his hands full with the Judoka Aron Vayne. Vayne was able to go with the likes of Firebrand X, so Jammer was hesitant to let him get close, wary of the big throws. Jammer used his superior speed, cardio, and reach to wear down Vayne, peppering him with shots,  before shooting in for take down attempts. It wasn't normally in Jammer's wheel house to work from the ground, but the effort put in was showing, however Vayne regained control on the ground, and worked Jammer over to end the first round. In the next two rounds, we saw fast, and explosive action. Jammer did all he could to avoid the Judo throws, continuing  to build up a point lead with hard shots. The Slam Jam was out of the question, so Jammer had to rely on other means to try and end the match. Late in the third round, Vayne finally got his hands on Jammer while standing, and looked to throw him over his shoulder, but Jammer miraculously flipped and landed on his feet. He bounced off the ropes, and hit a drop kick to Vayne's leg, taking him to the mat. The bell sounded before Jammer could capitalize, but even he seemed shocked by his reflexive reaction. It was a tough decision for the judges, but they ultimately awarded the match to Jammer, for fighting smart, and probably for that last dash effort to win the match.

Tommy Dukes: And with that win, Jammer lines himself up to take on Trevor Mach for the Challenge Championship. It was a smartly fought contest. Jammer is trying some new things here. He's trying to reinvent from the looks of it. Learning some new things, and picking up on new tricks. It's never too late to improve yourself. He just out fought a master Judoka. That's saying something.

Nerma: The match was something, but how about that entrance. He's not just picking up some new tricks, but he's becoming the top showman of EBW. That was something. Look, he's grabbing a mic.

Jammer: MACH! Did you see that? You have the experience in this type of fight, but if I can beat a well rounded and impressive fighter like Aron Vayne, then I know I can beat you too. We've had our fights in the past, and I want you to know, I'm only getting better. I'm only getting more fired up! I'm only gaining a larger and larger desire to win! I'm going to give you a fight to remember! Doesn't matter if it's on Xperience, Xcite, New Year Rising 2021, or outside after the show. I'm coming for the Challenge Championship! When you face me, you'll get MY SLAM, MY JAM, AND ALL OF MY GAME!

2. Singles: Picky Minch beat Vape via Roll Up -> Pin
-The "Supernova Reborn" Picky Minch took on Vape in Singles action. Cameras showed that Trevor Mach and Mav Valentine were watching the match, at a weird angle, from a television, before Trevor quickly corrects the placement. Vape had the size and power overwhelmingly, but Picky was faster, and able to avoid Vape's massive attacks. He basically tried to come up with the fattest solution possible, throwing his weight at Picky, but that backfired, when Picky used his momentum to Roll Up Vape for the pin and the win.

Tommy Dukes: Look at that! Picky left that match relatively unscathed. He's got it, I'm telling ya. Man, Picky's so cool!

Nerma: Uh....yeah. He's grabbing a mic. Let's listen in.

Picky Minch: Guys, we need to have a heart to heart I think. You might still think I was playing the "bad guy" when I was fighting Trevor, but I had a lot to prove to myself. You don't understand how conflicted I was in school, when I felt like this was my calling. The overwhelming sense that I was missing out on so much. I had to make up for it. I had to make a big impression. I had to go after the wolf, and see if I could beat him. A couple times I did. By hook and my crook, the two of us beat each other black and blue. He was right though, we are like brothers. Brothers fight, but they also forgive. I forgive him, he forgave me, and if you all would forgive me then-

w00t: Blah blah blah Picky, you're boring me with the white meat baby face crap. You were so much more interesting, when I could use you as a tool against Trevor Mach. I watched amusingly as you wrecked yourselves. It was like I was right there hurting Trevor myself, because I was the one that dug up those feelings of yours. I was the one that made you feel like you were missing out.

Picky Minch: I have to thank you for that w00t, cause it lead to me making some history. I doubt I'll be forgotten now.

w00t: You'll be remembered, as just another Trevor Mach lackey.

Picky Minch: No way. It's not like that. It's like what you claimed you started yourself. Like minded individuals, watching each other's backs. True brothers in arms. Besides, I've got my own goals now.

w00t: And what goals would those be?

Picky Minch: Kicking your ass for starters. You and Dae Montell. Where is he? He's never around when he's watching, and you know who I'm talking about. Why is that?

w00t: I couldn't tell you, and I don't really care. I got new goals myself, while keeping the old ones. I'm still going to take Trevor Mach off the playing board. I'm still going to make Swift regret every second of his Presidency. Now though, I'm also looking to wipe away my failures, and you're one of them. I already have a fight tonight, you can thank Maurice for that, but when I'm done with him, I have no problems taking you on, say at Last Clash 2021?

Picky Minch: You just made my night. I know I can out wrestle you.

w00t: You think so? Look back. Do your research. That's what I've been doing, giving little history lessons. You need one it seems. I'm one of the few, the proud, the 4-Crown Kings. When I'm motivated, and when my head is in the right place, I'm good. I'm really really good. I've been selling myself short, but thanks to Dae Montell, I feel reborn. When we're done, you're going to wonder what the hell you were thinking?

3. Non-Title Bushido Rules: Trevor Mach beat Dirk Laramie (R1 0:59) via Knee Trigger x Armbar -> Submission
-Another Bushido Rules match, but it wasn't really much of one, as in less than a minute the "Bushido Renegade" Trevor Mach had nailed Dirk Laramie with a Knee Trigger, and quickly moved in for an Armbar, forcing a quick Submission win on Dirk.

Nerma: Welp.

Tommy Dukes: Yeah. Yikes.

Trevor Mach: Tough luck Dirk. As you all can see, I can see. The eye is working fine, and the face is finally deflating from being perpetually black and blue for a solid month. My kid was just born. Little baby Truth. You know, Jammer, someone tried to make sure that didn't happen, so I'm a little distracted to say the least. I've got w00t trying to end my career, so I'm a little distracted there too. My brothers in arms are competing, and I want to be able to watch their backs too, so again....distracted. However, you don't get to be Challenge Champion without accepting any and all challenges. That's what this title is right? My ticket to the best fights? Well shit baller, if you don't want to wait, then neither do I. Maelstrom, this weekend. You and me for the Challenge Championship. When it's all said and done, I hope you'll be man enough to sign my basketball from the hospital. BOOSH!

4. EBW World Tag Team #1 Contender: Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o] beat Randy no Kachi[x]/LG Rod via Excalibur -> Pin
-The Dan Club battled the Heel Besties for the right to challenge Kinniku Mike and Amigo for the World Tag Team Championships. A highly entertaining back and forth, with Rod and Randy having the experience edge, but the Triple Crown Champ and Television Champ were both in top form. Benjamin is riding a wave of momentum and fan backing, stealing the show on this one, even over Dan, and smashing RnK with the Excalibur for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: And with that, the Dan Club is poised to receive a title shot. Dan is within striking distance of the 4-Crown. It could happen people. He's applauding Dan, and bowing at him in a joking gesture from his actions in that match. He was the notable star in this one.

Nerma: It takes a lot to out shine the "Dangerous Player" but the "Warrior of Light" is fast becoming the one you expect to put on a great match in any situation. Good sportsmanship as they shake hands with Rod and Randy. This is the kind of stuff we like to see. The cameras are following Rod and Randy to the back, but OH NO! THEY'RE BEING ATTACKED!

The "War Kings" suddenly converged onto Rod and Randy, battering them with hard shots over the back. They tossed them into stage equipment, as Tack Angel ran up with Saxon and Novus. The "War Kings" thought about continuing the attack, before Tack and his security were quickly joined by Dan and Benjamin responding to the commotion.

Tack Angel: What the hell are you guys doing?

Hazen: That's our business.

Tack Angel: Afraid not! Swift made me Sheriff of EBW. That means I have to uphold the law. We settle our issues in the ring. What issue do you even have with my friends here?

Hazen: They are weak. Too weak to be on the cards, while we are left off. Unacceptable.

Tack Angel: YOU WERE GIVEN THE NIGHT OFF AS A FAVOR! You guys are lucky. If I had more time off, I'd spend it buried in my wives' chests, but I'm stuck here, having to remind you to stay in your lane.

Hazen: ....Stay in our lane? You confuse me Eaglelander.

Tack Angel: Figure of speech Hazen. It means back off on the violence until you're in the ring!

Hazen: Maybe we will. Maybe we won't. Maybe we come after you eh? That little silver star, would make a fine trophy next to the World Team Championship rings?

Tack Angel: Try it. Right now. Just you and me. In that ring out there, where it matters.

Hazen: Gladly. Let's g-

Swift: I don't think so! We're not giving that match away. I've been reading more books on building matches for maximum profit. If Tack Angel is going to mix it up with the "War Kings" it's going to be promoted dammit!

Hazen: Heh...so this is the crazy "Brawler" in action huh? I'm not impressed.

The "War Kings" walked away laughing.

Tack Angel: What was that Swift?

Swift: Me? What's with YOU?! I hired you to keep the peace, not give away big money making matches.

Tack Angel: I hope you know I intend to challenge for the Triple Crown. I'm not just going to sit back here and play cop. That's my wife. She's the cop. I'm the Pushpin Seraphim.

Swift: I just need you to keep things under control when I'm not around. This job is a busy one! I'm busy Tack! Busy and conflicted! A part of me whats to take this 2x4, and smash it over Hazen's head. Another part of me wants to treat him to a round of beers on me. That brazen brashness....I respect it dammit!

Tack Angel: Maybe YOU need a day off.

Swift: Haven't had one since I started this shit Tack. Not ONE day.

Tack Angel: ...Go take a nap you angry weirdo!

5. Singles: w00t beat Maurice via wKo -> Pin
-w00t and Maurice were up next, in a heated grudge match. The brash w00t was more in Maurice's face then expected, taking him off his game, but the tall striker still managed to land a sick Head Kick, but w00t shook it off, while staying on his feet. Maurice went for another kick, before w00t took him down with a series of Dragon Screws. He targeted Maurice's legs and worked him over. Maurice fought back, but the damage to his legs, kept him from getting the momentum he needed. This lead to anger clouding his judgement, and opening him up for a wKo. w00t applied the right kind of pressure too, that lead to Maurice blacking out as he was pinned.

Tommy Dukes: Damn, w00t wasn't fooling around here. No theatrics. No tapping of the temple. We've seen this before. This is the same w00t that once forced Swift out of EBW in a loser leaves EBW match. This is the same w00t that formed "Perfection". He's back folks. That's peak w00t, and he's very dangerous. Dae Montell truly did get him into the right head space.

After the ring cleared, Lady M's was seen dragging Danny Leung out to the ring, followed by Hope. She threw him to the mat and pulled picked up a bat.

Lady M's: Alright, let's get this over with. I'm tired of waiting. I'm not Women's Boss Lady M's right now. I'm a pissed off Mom, getting revenge on the asshole that tried to hurt my kid! Against Doctor's orders I'm here, because I'm not letting you get away with this. KYO....was it you? We know you're capable of this shit. They say you killed a guy. That you lost your mind again? I personally think you've lost your balls, because you're not here helping out the kid brother. If you don't come out here NOW, I'm going to break this bat over his head. Just try and stop me! KYO! COME OUT HERE NO-

KYO was seen slithering his way to the ring.

Tommy Dukes: Oh shit, KYO IS here! How long has he been following EBW?!

Nerma: I feel unsafe! I feel unsafe! I'm pregnant too! Help me Tommy!

Tommy Dukes: Hide behind me. I'll protect you.

Nerma: Are you kidding?! He'd maul you. If anything, you'll buy me time to escape with our baby.

Tommy Dukes: ....Thanks.

M's was demanding that KYO get into the ring.

Lady M's: We've done this shit before. It only makes sense that you of all people would-

Suddenly, the big screen showed a knocked out Lakitu, was someone stole his camera. The camera slowly crept around a dark room. The figure turned on the light to show Heather Mach sitting beside a crib and a bed. She quickly woke up, only to be attacked by the camera. The camera with a crack in the lens hovered over the two sleeping children.

?: Shhhh.....

Lady M's quickly ran out of the ring. A camera followed her to the back, where she met with Trevor. The two quickly loaded into the Coyote X, and made their way back to Saturn City as quickly as possible. Luckily, it looked like the person with the camera, was leaving, dropping the camera on the way out the door, but barely leaving a glimpse of the figure's shoes. Back in the ring, Hope Mach was ready to face KYO, but Los Tiburon and Mr. Face came out to subdue him. KYO thrashed, gnarled his teeth, and laughed like a mad man, before Officer Amy Angel came out and tased the demon, before cuffing him.

Tommy Dukes: Well, they caught him! Amy, Face, and Tiburon are carrying KYO away, but it appears he wasn't the person who attacked M's after all. I hope Heather Mach is alright. They need to hurry. It's quite a ways to Saturn City from here.

Nerma: Look, the camera is moving. It's Heather. She seems fine. She's running to lock the door. That was a real close call right there. Way too close.

Tommy Dukes: Whoever is doing this, is really crossing the line. Someone call the Machs. I'm sure they're worried sick.

6. Women's Tag: Sailor Uranus[o]/Sailor Neptune beat Bev/Raza[x] via Sommersault Kick x Spiral Buster -> Pin
-The "Outer Senshi" Uranus and Neptune made their in ring debut against Muscle Girl Security, in an impressive display. Despite the lack of experience in an EBW ring, they managed to effortlessly mix it up with the bigger, stronger ladies. Uranus was the most aggressive, hitting an amazing Sommersault Kick on Raza, before lifting her for a move called the Spiral Buster for the pin and the win.

Nerma: That's how you make a statement, and an in-ring debut! What a good match! Makoto Angel looks happy about it. She's rolling into the ring to celebrate with the "Outer Senshi". Oh great, more Angel allies....is something I would have said before my therapy, but my paranoia is totally in check. I don't feel any sort of danger or foreboding at all! Ha...haha....HAHAHA!

Tommy Dukes: ....Uh....cut to commercial?

7. EBW Triple Crown #1 Contender: Cade vs. Mav Valentine ended in a Double Count Out
-Main event time, as Cade and Mav Valentine faced off in a big match, for the right to face Bashin Dan for the Triple Crown at New Year Rising 2021. A solid effort from the fired up contenders. Cade went right for the jugular from the bell and cornered Mav. Cade hit a standing senton before Mav rolled out of the ring. Cade followed and beat Mav down on the floor before tossing him into the barricade. Valentine was able to gain some offense after shoving Cade into the post. From there, they both got back inside of the ring and Mav started pounding away at Cade. Cade escaped the corner and took Mav to the ground, as he started clawing and tearing at Mav's face hoping for the submission win. Mav tried to counter, and both men rolled out of the ring again. A big brawl broke out between them, and they stopped listening to the ref. Before long, he had no choice but to count them out.

Tommy Dukes: Oh no! They got DQ'd! They lost control of themselves, and now neither man is #1 Contender?! How could this b-

Swift: No no no. We're not having this guys. It's not happening. You want to fight like that for the right to challenge Bashin Dan? You want to get out of control? Fine. Xperience, the two of you are fighting again, in a No Rules match. The winner will face Bashin Dan at New Year Rising 2021!

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Lady M's drove the Coyote X towards the Mid-South Sportasseum, as Trevor snoozed in the passenger seat.

Lady M's: *talking towards speaker phone* So Heather, did you make it there alright?

Heather Mach: *from the speaker phone* Yeah Tali, we're here. Your Uncle is going to keep an eye on things while we all try and get some sleep.

Lady M's: *talking towards speaker phone* Good. Trevor's going to be on the warpath tonight, and so am I. We have to go at this from both ends. If someone wants to mess with our family, then we're going to mess back.

Heather Mach: *from the speaker phone* I hear ya. I want to get my hands on whoever smashed that camera in my face, but I know the safety of the little ones is more important. You two be safe.

Lady M's: *talking towards speaker phone* Not if we can help it.

M's hung up the phone, and looked towards Trevor.

Lady M's: Most sleep he's gotten since it happened. I know I told him we'd swap halfway, but I'm going to let him sleep.

As M's kept driving, Mach suddenly began to twitch in his sleep. He woke up to find himself in the psychiatric ward again, with his arms bound in a straitjacket. He looked up to see a familiar face in the chair, but not making a familiar face.

Trevor Mach: Yaggis? It's Yaggis right?

Giygas: Not exactly. Giygas.

Trevor Mach: Giygas?

Giygas: Man, they really did swiss cheese your memory huh? They don't like the secrets of the universe in the hands of an unstable element. Trust me on this, I know.

Trevor Mach: What am I doing here?

Giygas: Only way to talk to you. I know it tends to fade afterwards, like all good dreams do, but it's the only way. I want to make you realize something.

Trevor Mach: What?

Giygas: If you bring him back, then you're bringing me back. We're a package deal.

Trevor Mach: Bring him back? Yaggis....damn....I'm supposed to help him. He help me pass through. We wanted to warn people...about....something.

Giygas: You don't remember that either? I guess you wouldn't. You know why I like you Mach? Because, we've got so much in common. Ness, was my enemy, plain and simple. I existed as an entity of madness, and he sought to stop my efforts to make sense of everything. You though, you were my friend, and you kept it straight and simple. You wanted to smash my head in for screwing with things. That made it more fun. You both thought that I was as evil as it gets though. As much as it bruises my ego, I can't say that. "Entity V"? Nope, I wouldn't consider that evil either. It had an obsession to consume. That was all. Death? Yeah, that was pretty evil, undoing the deaths caused by "Entity V" to served his ends, but it brought back....his son....so I wouldn't call that the worst thing ever. No, a true evil has leaked into your reality. Not mustache twirling bullshit. Not metaphysical concepts of evil. I'm talking to originator of the word.

Trevor Mach: What? Who? How?

Giygas: Let's play a hypothetical game. Let's say, that your word is dictated by another world. A world where thoughts, ideas, hopes, and dreams help to build the world you live in.  What if it's a world, where evil has won. Logic and reason abandoned. Horrible atrocities happening everyday, especially to children. It's a nightmare. As close to hell as it can get sometimes. It's my kind of place. Except I never really wanted to hurt kids. All I wanted was world domination. This place called Hollywood is too fucked up, even for me. Back to the point though, because dragging you across dimensions ISN'T EASY, let's say the poison of that world, and whatever caused it to begin with discovered your world, your layer of reality.

Trevor Mach: This is a lot to take to in, especially coming from you. I believe we're in control of our own destiny, not some other place. No one controls us.

Giygas: Oh sure. Remember, this is all a hypothetical. Like if you, or someone else does something good or inspiring, as boring as that might be to yours truly, they instill an emotion onto the other world. It's give and take. One doesn't exist without the other. That doorway is a blessing and a curse. That world's needs inspired you personally. Why else would your children be named "Hope", "Justice", and "Truth" if it wasn't what was desired for the world?

Trevor Mach: ...Ummm Tali really liked the names? Truth was her idea.

Giygas: *sigh* I know you're feeble minded like the rest of your kind, but try to keep up here. You were a celestial. You'll never be rid of that. Some of that stays with you. You need to remember what you were going to do, but also think about what I said. If he comes back, so do I. Weigh that out before you decide.

Trevor Mach: You don't want to go back?

Giygas: This isn't a very good place to be. I rather enjoy it here, but I'm good either way. Would all of you be? Now that's the question.

Trevor Mach: I-

Trevor suddenly snapped awake in the car, feeling like he was just thrown at a high velocity.

Trevor Mach: Whoa!

Lady M's: Sorry Trev, but I had to pick up the pace if we're going to make it on time.

Trevor Mach: No, that's fine. I was having...uh...bad dreams anyways. I just feel like I'm forgetting something. Something important I was supposed to do.

Lady M's: You've forgotten a lot of things, but remember what's most important.

Trevor Mach: You don't have to remind me about that. Pedal to the metal baby. Let's get to work.

Lady M's: Figuratively?

Trevor Mach: AND QUITE LITERALLY!

Lady M's: Mmmm, I do love your euphemisms.

Outside of the Mid-South Sportasseum

Later, the Coyote X pulled up to the building, with Trevor Mach jumping out with his baseball bat, and a look of determination. As he stormed into the building, he was quickly stopped by Tack and the Blue Shirts.

Tack Angel: Whoa buddy! Calm down! Is everything alright?

Trevor Mach: Not exactly Tack. You know, they go after your family, and you try to play it cool. You know that's not my style. My KIDS Tack! Somebody was hovering over my kids, threatening violence?! That won't stand. If they're here, they pay. It's as simple as that.

Tack Angel: I have to try and keep the peace.

Trevor Mach: No, we're not here for peace. We come to work for war buddy, and you better get ready for it yourself. They come for me, and it's only a matter of time before they come for you too.

Tack Angel: ....I'm getting a little tired of everyone coming after my family too. Alright Trevor, you go ahead, but be careful. You can fool a lot of people, but you can't fool me. That eye Trevor...that eye.

Trevor Mach: You noticed huh? It's fine...or it's going to be fine, but I don't have time to sit around and wait. I'm on the hunt, and I'm hungry like the wolf.

Tack Angel: Yes yes...Duran Duran....wait Trevor, I'm supposed to ask you about a note! You apparently heard something wrong. Trevor?! Damn my memory!

Lady M's: Out of the way Tack, I'm still your Boss so-

Tack Angel: Tali! I need you to tell Trevor something!

Lady M's: A little busy Tack.

Tack Angel: Tell him about the note! He heard something wrong!

Lady M's: Whatever. I'll try to find the time.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Too much going on around here. I'm getting fired up. Saxton? Nobus?

Saxon: Saxson sir.

Novus: Novus sir.

Tack Angel: Whatever. Slackson and Globus, I need you to watch out for suspicious activity tonight, and keep an eye on the "War Kings" especially. They might be big trouble. I hope Swift NEVER gives them another week off.

Backstage

EBW Triple Crown World Champion Bashin Dan and Jammer were walking and talking together.

Jammer: So, I had this rash, I think it was front sliding around on the b-ball court, and I wanted to do something about it.

Bashin Dan: Did you put some salve on it?

Jammer: No man, I put some balm on it. I think it made it worse.

Bashin Dan: You put balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?

Jammer: Vape suggested it. It's his brand.

Bashin Dan: You put on a Vape brand product? That's nebulous at best.

Jammer: Well it hurt, and I needed something for it. It doesn't hurt anymore, but it's....well it's blue now? It's weird.

Bashin Dan: Jam have you ever seen a balm? Did you read the instructions? No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. Especially not a Vape brand balm. They're unpredictable. They're mysterious. Always go for the salve. That's the winning strategy my friend.

Jammer: Yeah apparently. You see that I'm taking on Mach this weekend?

Bashin Dan: Well yeah, you've been talking about it for days. I saw you hitting the gym really hard. Don't take the fight lightly, and I believe you can win it.

Jammer: Thanks man. I figured you'd be sucking up to Mach, since you're dating his daughter.

Bashin Dan: I keep getting told that. Is that the right strategy?

Jammer: It wouldn't hurt. Especially if you want to marry the girl.

Bashin Dan: M-marry?! *blush* A little early for that isn't it? I mean we haven't even....you know....

Jammer: And I bet that's entirely on you. You're like an anime parody! I-

They both found themselves standing in front of Cade all of a sudden, with Dae Montell behind him. He looked so far away as he gazed at the two of them.

Dae Montell: What boring conversation gentlemen. Time to break up the monotony.

Cade: Tell me something Dan. Do you choose to believe me or Mav Valentine? Do you really think that I quit?

Bashin Dan: I want to be able to believe everyone when they say something. Honesty is honorable.

Dae Montell: But it's boring. Right Cade? It's so boring. Better to tell a lie. Sometimes, it makes things better.

Bashin Dan: You don't believe that, do you Cade? Maybe you do. Maybe you are lying to me.

Cade: Maybe it doesn't matter either way. I'm going to get my shot. Mav had his chance, and it's more than he deserved. After tonight, it'll be you and me again.

Bashin Dan: Cade, I-

Cade: I can't hear y-

Bashin Dan: YES YOU CAN! The "sound" clouds your mind, but I know you can hear me! Fight the honorable fight. I don't mind another challenge from you. I welcome it. It welcome Mav's challenge too. I'm a fighting champion. Just do it right! Do it the RIGHT way! 

Dae Montell: Look at you, acting like you know the right way and the wrong way. There is a third option, and it's my way.

Jammer: I'm really starting to wonder just who the hell you are anyways? You come out of nowhere and start sticking your nose where it doesn't belo-

Dae Montell: Poor pathetic Jammer. Trying so hard to be relevant in the story. That's all this is really. One big story, and your part kept getting smaller and smaller. You were flying so high before, and now you're here. See, Cade is standing on the precipice of what you used to be. The center of the story. We're going to make sure he doesn't make the same mistakes as you did.

Jammer: Mistakes? My mistake, was abandoning everything I believed in for glory. That's not the way Cade. That's not how this works. You might think you've got it all, but try looking in the mirror when you're done. Try looking at yourself. I couldn't. I couldn't stomach the image looking back at me. That's where you're heading.

Cade: ....I....don't recall asking for your opinion. Let's go Mr. Montell.

Dae Montell: Lead the way.

Bashin Dan: Cade! I'm going to find a way to bring back your Father.

 Cade: .....

Bashin Dan: I'm going to bring him back. That's a promise, and I keep my promises!

Cade: ....I'm going to beat you for the Triple Crown. That's MY promise.

Bashin Dan: ....

Jammer: Man....what a couple of dicks right?

Bashin Dan: .....

Jammer: What?





Larry Grim: Welcome to the Mid-South Sportasseum, for another episode of Xperience. It's already been a thrilling one. That dream sequence with Trevor was really something. I'm wondering if he'll ever remember. Just kidding, I already know.

Makoto Angel: What are you talking about?

Larry Grim: I sometimes forget that I'm the only one around her that knows mostly everything.

Makoto Angel: What do you mean mostly? What DON'T you know?

Larry Grim: Well, for example, I wonder what's in my Vape brand Wonder Ball? Who knows what surprises a Wonder Ball can hide.

Makoto Angel: Why don't you open it and find out?

Larry Grim: If I do that, then it would ruin the surprise. I LIKE not knowing, but HOW I don't know is the bigger mystery. Something fishy about that Vape fella.

Makoto Angel: That's just the stink of his losing streak. I'm sorry, that was really mean. I didn't want to say that, but Producer Steve just put it on my desk. Don't do that Steve! It's negative! Controversy doesn't ALWAYS create cash! Sometimes it's just MEAN! *sticks her tongue out at Steve* Sorry Vape. I hope you win your next match.

Larry Grim: We have a great show tonight, if I can shift my focus back to present tense here. Cade and Mav Valentine are going to have a No Rules match tonight, after the Double Count Out from Xcite. The winner will go on to face Bashin Dan at New Year Rising 2021. We know before that though, that Dan and Benjamin will be challenging the Weekend Wrecking Crew for the World Tag Team Championships, so the winner of tonight's main event may be facing the ever elusive and glorious 4-CROWN KING!

Makoto Angel: Exciting stuff! Tack is going to be back in action tonight! Our Sheriff that we love so much. He's going into battle against another guy with an Angel grudge in Chad Salad. I like this. Just go around kicking the haters in the head....followed by teaching them the meaning of friendship and forgiveness, because we're not a negative family.

Larry Grim: Hope Mach and Alison Chains will BOTH be taking on Sunny Malibu for the Women's Television Championship at New Year Rising 2021, but they'll have to join forces tonight to take on Malibu and Duvalie. Duvalie taught Malibu the art of stealth, which she used to deafen Hope again. Thanks to a device she can hear again out of the ring, but in the ring, she has to rely on her abilities, and whether or not she can trust Alison Chains. Chains had debt she felt she had to pay to Lady M's, but that debt might be paid. All bets could be off.

Makoto Angel: We DID just have a surprise Dark Match on ENN+. None were scheduled, but Trevor Mach rushed into the building, demanding a fight against anyone who wanted a piece. It came down to Robert Sandwich AND Misogynist Paul, who tried to use the numbers advantage in a No Rules match. With the help of the equalizer bat, Mach took out the opposition, and forced Sandwich to submit to a Kimura in the middle of the ring. He kept up the attack, to the point where members of the locker room came out to break it up. In the chaos, the EBW Challenge Champion punched Jammer in the face! Here comes the fired up Jammer now.

Jammer: Yo! I was trying to help keep the peace! You were getting a little out of hand Mach, and I don't want anything to get in the way of our match this weekend in the Maelstrom Fight Club, at the Mad Gear Bar. I don't want anything to get in the way. I'm taking my shot. I'm going from the 3, and I'm taking it to the hole. I want a win then, but I want an apology now.

Makoto Angel: You might get it. Here comes Trevor now. Wait...an apology from Trevor? I actually doubt it now that I'm thinking about-

Trevor Mach: Hey look, here's a slice bread. That's all that's left of Robert Sandwich, and now they're trying to throw me out, kick my off TV again! That's fine, it'll only be the 1,000th time you did that! I'm here trying to find out who the hell would go after my family, and I'll batter the whole roster if I have to. Apparently, that makes Jam Jam mad!

Jammer: Whoa. Calm down. Mad? No. Maybe a little upset. I'm not the only one you sucker punched in there, and yet you got your hands in your pockets right now.

Trevor Mach: Well yeah, cause I'm not afraid of anything.

Jammer: Fine. That's you. That's Mach for ya, and I don't have a problem with that, but you punched me in the jaw, when all I was doing was trying to break up the fight. You say you're sorry, and all is forgiven. I deserve an apology. I deserve it.

Trevor Mach: I never ASKED you to break up the fight Jam. I never asked you to. I didn't want you to. You got into my business. You stay out of my way, and you won't get hurt! You want an apology? You take your ass to the Mad Gear Bar, put the mouth guard in, put the gloves on, and beat it out of me. You might just walk away with this belt too. I'm sure whoever wins between, SOMEONE is going to be happy.

Jammer: Fine. I'll get my apology, sink the shot, because I'M ON FIRE!

Trevor Mach; Dammit Jam, we BOTH suck at Basketball. It's time to accept that!

Jammer: Never!

Trevor Mach: Shifting tracks! I'll be in the back! If you want to take a shot at my family, come and find me. If you don't, then stay the hell out of my way!

Larry Grim: Whoa! He's fired UP!

Makoto Angel: I guess so. Let's TAKE IT TO THE RING! Oh, that's so much fun to say.

EBW: Xperience
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN

0. Dark Match No Rules Handicap: Trevor Mach beat Robert Sandwich[x]/Misogynist Paul via Kimura -> Submission
1. EBW Television #1 Contender: Subculture beat Cadmus via KO Punch -> Pin
-A less than enthused Cadmus, got his clock cleaned to open the night of matches. Sporting stubble and unkempt hair, the normally theatrical Cadmus was battered from pillar to post, putting in only the most rudimentary of defense, while trying to rely on the Dark Star Cutter to end the match without the effort. Even Bellerophon begged Subculture to take mercy on Cadmus, but as revenge for the injury weeks prior, Subbie worked Cadmus over, before landing a big KO Punch to get the pin, and the nest shot against Benjamin.

Makoto Angel: Not sure what's going on with Cadmus. He can't mess with us anymore, but that doesn't mean life is bleak and awful.

Larry Grim: You're feeling sympathy for Cadmus?

Makoto Angel: Well sure. You always have to have heart, even for the worst people.

Larry Grim: You're truly innocent aren't you? I think the reality is, that Cadmus banked everything on thwarting Tack. Without a foe to chase, where does he go from here? We know where Subculture is going. The Green Bomber and Former World Champion, will be the next to face Benjamin for the Television Championship. Benji already beat Firebrand X in an incredible match. Can we do the same to the other half of this tag team?

2. Women's Singles: BeShemoth beat Chrissy Angel via Powerbomb -> Pin
-Chrissy Angel continued her crusade for the family, taking on BeShemoth. It was recently revealed that BeShemoth lied to everyone and did indeed sign the petition that kept the Angel wives out of the ring, except as dancers. Chrissy started her in ring career with a mini-streak, but found herself on the losing end before, and tonight as well. BeShemoth was just too big and too powerful. She threw the youngster around, and didn't pull any punches. A big Powerbomb sealed her fate.

Makoto Angel: Oh no Chrissy! She tried her best, she really did, but BeShemoth was just too powerful. I can't believe she'd turn her back on us like that. Why? WHY?

Larry Grim: She grabbed a mic. She's about to tell us.

Makoto Angel: Oh. Thanks.

BeShemoth: So the question is WHY is it? It's simple, this mean bitch got impatient. I got impatient with people forgetting about me. I got impatient that you people weren't groveling at my feet with a physique like this. I got impatient trying to please people. I wanted Lady M's to acknowledge me as top level talent, but I kept jerking the curtain to the damn Angel family. Kimber Blaze is already on her way up, and I'm heading down THAT road now. The road to success is paved with envy and greed. I'm going to take it all, everything the Angels were hogging from the rest of us. You get in my way, and you end up like the little snot nose brat!

Christina Angel: Don't blame my family BeShemoth! Don't go looking excuses! The problem is ALWAYS the other person, when you're nothing but a jealous, conceited loser. Smashing Eisenritter was supposed to open the field, and allow fair play and opportunities, but I'm finding more and more people creeping out of the woodwork, who feel like showing their true colors.

BeShemoth: Fair play? Opportunities? Who is the World Champion? You. Who has the World Tag Team Championships? You and Mach! Angels and Mach from here to eternity! I'm sick of it! With Eisenritter, at least you have opportunity. Kaie was Television Champion. Duvalie was Television Champion. Sunny Malibu IS Television Champion.Opportunities came to them. Why? Because they took risks. I'll not only take a risk, but I'll take your blood, and your title, especially if Blaze doesn't get the job done.

Christina Angel: Why wait? Let's test out your new friend's loyalties. She wanted a title shots at NYR, and she got it. YOU get a title shot next week on Xcite!

Makoto Angel: Whoa! She just gave her a title shot!? Next week on Xcite?! It's going to be HUGE!

3. Singles: Tack Angel beat Chad Salad via WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver -> Pin
-Tack Ange made very quick work on Chad Salad, wrestling as quick and fleet footed as he used to. The Pushpin Seraphim hit a Head Kick and Superkick combination that required lightning fast foot work, impressing the crowd. He finished off the Chad man with a WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver for the pin.

Makoto Angel: And a big win for my Sweetness! So happy for him.

Larry Grim: He hasn't looked this impressive in years. Ending that feud with Cadmus has breathed new life into him, and casting off the weight of "Star Prince" and all that went with it, at least for now, is helpful too.

Makoto Angel: He still has weird ideas at home, like wrestling us wives in a "consensual yet forced impregnation" match. What does that even mean? 

Larry Grim: Hey look....something else I can't figure out.

As the commentators bantered, the screen suddenly lit up to a shot of the "War Kings" and Emmerich Shultz, standing over a battered LG Rod and Randy no Kachi again. Saxon and Novus tried to stop them, but the "War Kings" decided to attack them instead.

Tack Angel: Oh no! Rod and Randy! Keep them distracted human shields Stakson and Clovus!

Larry Grim: Is he doing that on purpose?

Makoto Angel: You'd think, but surprisingly not.

4. Women's Tag: Sunny Malibu[o]/Duvalie beat Hope Mach[x]/Alison Chains via Float Over DDT -> Pin
-Heated Women's Tag action, as Hope and Chains, the coolest 90's band name, took on Television Champion Sunny Malibu and Duvalie, of the currently fractured Eisenritter. Brawling back and forth action, with Millie Malibu trying to distract on the outside with her incessant taunting. Duvalie took Alison Chains to the outside, where she managed to get the cord choke on her, but Chains reversed it and pulled out her own chain for a choke. The two legal participants Malibu and Hope, were hitting hard and heavy. Millie seemed to not realize or not care that Hope couldn't hear her, but when she tripped her up, she noticed that, and told the little brat to back off. Sunny quickly hit a Float Over DDT, and pinned Hope. Hope got her foot on the ropes, but Millie pushed it off, before the ref saw it. 1-2-3, and Sunny Malibu stole another one from Hope Mach.

Makoto Angel: Someone needs to keep an eye on that Millie Malibu. Such a nuisance.

Larry Grim: Sunny has the momentum, as he head closer to New Year Rising 2021, but she's got a little over a week before we get there. Things could change. She's got Hope and Chains gunning for her. She might be biting off more than she can handle this time.

Backstage

Trevor Mach was in the background, questioning some jobbers, as Lady M's spoke in the foreground to Tess.

Tess: I already told you, I don't know Tali. I truly don't.

Lady M's: I was to make something clear. I'm going to track them down. I'm going to find them. I don't care if I have to do this week after week. Day in and day out. Trevor seems fine with it too back there. We'll go through everyone in the promotion if we have to. I don't care about my position anymore. The only reason I have it, is to block you, but my family, has become much much more important than my career at this point. Trevor might live for this bullshit, but I'm starting not to. All I want is a name, and I'm going to get it. By hook, by crook, or maybe even a gun to the head if we get that far. IF we get that far.

Tess: .....

5. EBW Triple Crown #1 Contender No Rules: Cade beat Mav Valentine via Con Chair to -> Pin
-Main event time, as Cade and Mav Valentine fought again for the right to face Bashin Dan for the Triple Crown at New Year Rising 2021. The Dan Club were watching from a monitor in the locker room, but it was a Vape brand TV and quickly fried. The two wasted no time, going outside the ring and grabbing what they could. Anything that wasn't bolted down. Cade's violent moments were the only time in months that he looked and felt alive, the way he targeted Mav's still injured ankle. He threw Mav back into the ring and locked in the Ankle Lock, telling the ref that he submitted about as much as Cade quit during his previous title shot. Mav escaped and fought back, with a Mav Buster, before kicking Cade out of the ring, and putting him through the announce table. He grabbed Makoto's water bottle, and poured it onto Cade to "wake him up", before tossing him over the guard rail. They fought in the crowd, with Dae Montell lurking from a distance. Picky Minch appeared to keep him back just in case, but out of nowhere w00t popped in through the crowd and hit the wKo on Mav Valentine. He smacked him with a chair several times before Picky could come to his aid, but he was also hit with the chair from Cade, and wKo from w00t. Cade dragged Mav back to the ring with two chairs, and placed his head on top of one. With a sickening smash, he hit a Con Chair To, and pinned him for the win. Cade is on the way to New Year Rising, where he'll get his title shot. Da w00t laughed from the crowd, with Dae Montell and their mysterious masked associate appearing behind them to close the show.

Crystal Heaven

Tack stood out on the balcony of his castle, looking up at the night sky. Just last night, Iroha had left, and he already missed her more than anything. Amy approached with a blanket.

Tack Angel: Thanks babe, but you know I prefer to be cold.
 
Amy Angel: You miss her huh? We do too. It was a weird adjustment before, but since we have become many, we understand the concept of closeness. We're not all just here for you, but for each other. A true family. A large family.

Tack Angel: I love you all. It used to just be you and me....well one of you, and before that it was just me and Tracy. I thought that one person would be enough, but then our family kept growing. Seeing you all happy together made me happy too, and I felt like I couldn't live without any of you. This is....is really hard. However, we're going to listen to what Iroha said. We're going to make the most of our lives, and we're going to live for her. I don't know if we'll ever see her again but-

Suddenly, the sky opened up. The clouds parted, as a phoenix type image appeared in the sky. An object began falling from the sky. Tack looked up to see it falling.

Tack Angel: What in the world? What is that?

Amy Angel: It appears to be a person.

Tack Angel: What? Is that....is that?!

The person fell faster and faster. She opened her eyes and smiled just as she collided heads with Tack, smashing him to the ground.

Tack Angel: OW! MY HEAD! OW THAT SMARTS! I-.....I-I-I-IROHA?!

Iroha Angel: I'm back!

Amy Angel: Wow, we didn't expect this!

Iroha Angel: I know it's been a couple of years, but I promised I would return, and here I am!

Tack Angel: Two years?! It was yesterday!

Iroha Angel: Yesterday?!

Tack Angel: Yes!

Iroha Angel: Oh...HA! It was like I didn't even have to give a big heart felt goodbye or anything! That's hilarious!

Tack Angel: Hilarious?! My heart was ripped out! I felt like I lost a part of myself. I was at my lowest low. Then suddenly you show up like this....AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Iroha Angel: Eh?

Tack Angel: Showing up completely naked! It's not even my birthday yet!

Iroha Angel: Eh?! Oh I am naked!? *blush*

Amy Angel: And looking good too! That training got rid of the mom bod didn't it. You're ripped!

Iroha Angel: Indeed, and now that my mission is complete in the other realm, I'm back for good!

Tack Angel: That's great Iroha. I promise that things are going to be more exciting around here from now on. When we're not on the road, and even when we are, we'll be doing more fun things together, and I'm going to personally write about it in a "journal" weekly, bi-weekly at the latest!

Amy Angel: No pressure though.

Tack Angel: SO MUCH PRESSURE!

Tack held Iroha aloft, which made her more embarrassed due to the nudity. She blushed and swung her arms about as Amy Angel backed away.

"Amy Angel": This one was capable of reaching Earth-14 and returning. That means it's possible. I could finally return home.