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2/07/2021 9:23 pm  #901


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

EBW World

Tangelo: Hello. Tangelo here. How do you do. Irrelevant, you can not answer, because you're watching on television. This is EBW World. I'm here because a loud, screaming woman complained about Makoto over the phone apparently. So here I am. We have surprises for you today. They're pretty good in my estimation. First off, remember VBW? If you don't, you're in luck, because I do. VBW or Very Bloody Wrestling, is a promotion that EBW has worked with in the past. They have been forced to shut down a couple times, but the will to continue their brand and vision saw them come back. I'd say stronger than ever, but they still make the Twoson Elementary Gym their home for "big shows", that can barely seat more than 200 people. In the past, critics argued that EBW was using VBW to legitimize their stars, hog the spotlight, and take the top talent. When you see that we had their championships the first time they shut down, you might see their point. When you see that we took Mav Valentine, and he became one of the biggest names in wrestling in the year 2020, you might see their point even more. The counterpoint, is that there is no counterpoint. It's a devastating case. However, EBW DID bring their star power to VBW's most recent show. Bashin Dan, wanting to prove his worth as the true World Champion, paid them a visit, but he didn't show up alone. Here is the latest VBW card results.

VBW
Twoson Elementary Gym, Twoson
Channel 2


1. VBW Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach/Subculture[o] beat Kamikaze A(c)[x]/Kamikaze B(c) via KO Punch -> Pin -> NEW VBW Tag Team Champions!
2. Gas Match: The Jumbler beat Sami Crowe via Knockout Gas -> Pin
3. Barbed Wire Brawl: Razorblade beat Bob the Uber Blob via Barbed Wire Wrapped Exploder -> Pin
4. Choke Out Match: Black Tempest beat Mike Ishijima via Rear Naked Choke -> Stoppage
5. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Bashin Dan(c) beat Mr. Scary via Brave Clash through Light Tubes -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Tangelo: Yes, that is right. "Blood 4 Blood" invaded VBW as well, when they took on the veteran "Kamikaze Clowns". The hardcore and violent clowns were a mainstay of VBW, and frequently teamed with veteran CP Munk, who is still missing by the way. It's weird that no one has been looking for him. The "KO Bombers" reunited to defeat the "Kamikaze Clowns" to win the VBW Tag Team Championships. So yes, once again EBW's new working agreement with VBW has lead to them losing titles...again. A familiar face was in the mid-card, the violent Razorblade. He nearly killed VBW veteran Bob the Uber Blob with barbed wire, and afterwards cut a scathing diatribe against EBW for getting rid of him in the first place. The main event saw Bashin Dan surprisingly put the title on the line against Mr. Scary, the hardcore legend of VBW. He made a promise that whoever won would still face Tack Angel at Rumble City. You have to wonder what the "Pushpin Seraphim" had to say about this title match. Dan fought in a brand new environment here, and the true World Champion managed to win with a Brave Clash through light tubes. To be fair, Dan did not set up the light tubes, however when you're presented with light tubes, you're going to use the light tubes. Light tubes. Dan was surprised by the inclusion of "Blood 4 Blood", but claimed that he was there to show that he was serious about traveling to other promotions as the Triple Crown World Champion, and would be happy to travel to Mid-South, EV-X-T, Edo promotions, or any other promotions that wanted the champ to come to them. Likewise, they could come to him. I guess the moral of the story is, be careful what you wish for. That being said EBW has been wanting to work with the other promotions around Eagleland, trying to create a system between them for years. Maybe this "Foreboding Gate" has been opened? So I shall continue. We already have the Xperience card, and the top match is a surprise. A match we thought was going to happen at Rumble City is happening on Xperience. w00t vs. Mav Valentine in a No Rules environment. Why? Well, w00t is here to answer that.

w00t walked up with his masked associate behind him.

w00t: It's simple Tangelo, I'm a smart man. I'm a "Perfectionist". I spent a moment thinking about the possibilites of that match, and thought about my "Trilogy of Retribution". I thought to myself, that the end game might be a little different then originally planned, because an opportunity presented itself. You're all so generous, giving me resources that I need. So many opportunities. I'm going to face Mav Valentine, before I announce my next move, but it's going to be "Perfect". That's all. That's all it is. That's what you get. Trevor Mach, stay tuned.

Tangelo: The rest of the card is also intriguing, as Tess has taken back the book as it were, and that means big matches for the Women's Division, that will raise eye brows. The Valkyries are being unleashed on the roster, while while BeShemoth and Lainey Strong will face off to determine the #1 eContender for the Women's World Championship. Erica is going to be Special Referee. You have to wonder why? Neither is an Angel and neither is in Eisenritter. Tess is hoping to tear apart "C.O.D.E" immediately, by having the James Sisters challenge the "Bad Dudettes" for the Women's World Tag Team Championships. Back to the subjext of VBW. You know how I was mentioning that the fear is we'll take the titles and pilfer the talent? Well, I guess we're doing both. Our bad. A couple of names caught our eye, but one man in particular is getting his try out on Xperience. An enigmatic figure, where a mask, that puzzles his opponents, before knocking them out in a unique and possibly not all that legal way. Let's hear from "The Jumbler".


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On a monitor in a dark room, The Jumbler appeared on screen with his signature mask and entrance hood. His voice was modulated to sound almost mechanical.

The Jumbler: You've spent your whole life observing people, instead of living a life of your own. You watch people in the ring, fighting for everything they have, when you have so very little. You don't even value your life. Yes, Lakitu, I am referring to you. The door behind you has just locked. This is your test. In front of you is a word jumble, that requires you to put down the camera on a fishing pole, get out of the cloud, and do something for yourself. You have 1 minute to solve the jumble. If you don't GAS will fill the room. G-G-G-GAS that will knock you out, and leave you feeling very groggy when you wake up. It's very annoying and frustrating, to be knocked out by G-G-G-GAS GAS GAS. Make your your choice. Solve the jumble, or be knocked out by the G-G-G-G-G-GAS G-G-GAS GAS GAS!

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Tangelo: I'm told the Lakitu was fine....after he woke up from the gas. Yeah, he wasn't going to solve the jumble. He's a Lakitu. They throw things and hold cameras. That's about it.

EBW: Xperience
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN


0. Singles: Danny Leung vs. The Jumbler[Debut]
0. Handicap: Firebrand X vs. Chad Salad/Sammy the Simp/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich
0. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Nosan
1. 6-Woman Tag: Gold/Lt. Lacy Wagner/Chrissy Angel vs. Duvalie/Ines/Ennea
2. Women's World #1 Contender: BeShemoth vs. Lainey Strong Special Referee: Erica
3. Bushido Rules Singles: Picky Minch vs. Aron Vayne
4. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships: Hope Mach(c)/Christina Angel(c) vs. Jenny James/Jessica James
5. Why Wait? No Rules Singles: w00t vs. Mav Valentine

Crystal Heaven

Amy Angel was watching from the balcony, as Tack Angel was being followed by Tracy in the courtyard below.

Tracy Angel: Come on Tack! Why won't you TRY it!

Tack Angel: Because, I don't DO that sort of thing....UNLESS you do it to me too!

Tracy Angel: But THAT would be gross!

Tack Angel: You see!

Tracy Angel: You saying I'm gross?!

Tack Angel: What?! No!

Tracy Angel: You can't do ONE thing for me? I mean, you're lucky I like the cat o' nine tails shit so much. I mean you got everything you want, so all I'm asking is for you to one thing for me. For JUST me.

Tack Angel: ....

Tracy Angel: Trevor said it's awesome.

Tack Angel: WHAT?! You're talking to Trevor about this?!

Tracy Angel: Well yeah! You're not going to!

Tack Angel: Where is he!? I'm going to have a word with him.

Tracy Angel: In the walls with "Pops" as he calls him.

Tack Angel: Uh-huh.

Tracy Angel: Would you rather I speak about it with Tali? Cause I will. I'm totally cool with that. I was really into he-

Tack Angel: No no! Not necessary! I need to go have a word with Trevor now. 

Tracy Angel: You think about it. I'd hate to have to tell my brother that my hubby wubby is being a selfish pricky wicky.

Tack Angel: Don't do that! Even when you sing my praises he still kicks me in the balls every time he comes to visit! *sigh* This is ridiculous. I need this like I need Chris Redfield coming in and-

Chris Redfield: TAAAAACK!

Tack Angel: OH COME ON!


Amy watched as Tack ran away from Chris Redfield, and scoffed.

"Amy Angel": Morons. Absolute morons. What a nightmare this is. A bunch of stupid clowns, goofing off constantly. Living a carefree life, incapable of perceiving the horrors they deserve. They are in need of correction, and I will help bring it about. That's right all of you in here. "I" will. Not "we". I'm not a part of you. While you all sleep, I'm in control, and when this is all over, I will be the only one left.

Amy looked back down to see Tack punching through a wall, and wringing Trevor's neck as he was speaking with Pops inside the wall.
 

Last edited by Machismo (2/07/2021 9:24 pm)

 

2/08/2021 1:53 am  #902


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Onett

With the Coyote X parked not too far away, the Mach family were enjoying a stroll with the kids.

Trevor Mach: Why are we walking, I mean, enjoying a stroll with the kids....cause that's apparently what we're doing.

Lady M's: We're doing just that Trevor. Just a harmless, fun, no ulterior motives needed walk through Onett.

Trevor Mach: .....

Lady M's: It's wholesome?

Trevor Mach: More like diabetic.

Lady M's: ....Would you believe therapeutic?

Trevor Mach: .....

Lady M's: Alright fine! I'm setting us up to see if that attacker is still keeping a close eye on us.

Trevor Mach: But our kids are with us!?

Lady M's: No they're not. Look down.

Trevor Mach: Huh?


Trevor looked down to notice that he was holding a fake baby, and another fake baby was in the stroller.

Trevor Mach: Well shit, none of that opening narration was true! Except that the car is parked over....where did I park the car again? I need one of those noisy key fobs.

Lady M's: Tess is making plans. She's up to something. w00t wants to end your career. Between those two things, this would be the perfect moment to attack again. This soon to be dead meat attacked Heather, loomed over the kids, and then attacked Hope.

Trevor Mach: I know. I tend to keep an eye open wherever I go at this point. It helps that I'm not wearing the eye patch anymore.

Lady M's: Hey look.

Trevor Mach: What?


Trevor and M's stood in the road, with M's looking down it with a faraway look in her eyes.

Trevor Mach: What is it?

Lady M's: This is where we met....well as adults.

Trevor Mach: Hey, you're right! I got flung right here, and you were standing right over there. We come here a lot, but we're never really come back to THIS spot.

Lady M's: I think I was avoiding it, subconsciously. Cause this was also the place I was possessed.

Trevor Mach: Oh right....by...uh-

Lucca: LAVOS!

Trevor Mach: AH! Lucca?!

Lady M's: She tends to follow me closely at all times.

Trevor Mach: R-right.

Lucca: The being was Lavos, an alien being that came to Earth in 65,000,000 BC, at least it did where I come from. It piggy backed its way here when we first crossed over all those years ago. It had regressed to a physical form to do so, but then evolved again, into a possessive being, capable of inhabiting people. Sir, you were the closest at the time. I've long speculated that it was not the entirety of Lavos that came here, but a fragment, with the remaining consciousness fusing with Magus's sister to become the Dream Devourer, and later the Time Devourer.

Trevor Mach: You....you speculated that huh?

Lucca: Indeed. Of course, these are theories, based on events that may or may not happen in this timeline. It would take Chrono Cross....over of epic proportions to figure it out.

Lady M's: Yeah, well we're not going to do that.

Trevor Mach: Damn right.

Lucca: Oh of course. It's only speculation after all! It could be the entity that was used to wipe the memories of people for so long though. I mean, how else are the Celestials capable of such precise memory manipulation?

Trevor Mach: .....

Lucca: I'm done! I'm done!

Trevor Mach: You know Tali hates the plot!

Lucca: Of course I do.

Lady M's: I just consider this a win personally. The fact that I was able to come back here without thinking about it. That's a big win. Of course, NOW it's ALL I can think about! Thanks a lot Lucca!

Lucca: Sorry sir! I will try to back off a little.

Trevor Mach: Is she really always with you?

Lucca: *further away* I am. I must look after her.

Lady M's: It's borderline obsessive, but since I don't care, it's fine. She's even at our house a lot.

Trevor Mach: She is?!

Lucca: *further away still* Indeed! Even the bed room! I have to say that your bedroom stamina is impressive, but your skills are sub par.

Trevor Mach: WHAT?! Come here!

Lucca: I was just leaving!

Trevor Mach: Oh, I insist you come back!

Lucca: Nope!

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2/10/2021 4:56 am  #903


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Iwata Memorial Arena - Parking Lot



Tommy Dukes: We're in Onett, it's February, and I can feel it in my broken bones, but I'm out here with the newest women's group on the block. I'm talking "C.O.D.E" Creators Of Dangerous Entertainment. Christina, you surprised us all with your inclusion into the group.

Christina Angel: Why is that? Hope is my best friend, and these ladies are all like minded about what needs to be done around here. For years, we've played their games. More recently, it's been seemingly set in stone that a group is needed to take control of a division. I mean, even though Hope and I have claimed 2/3rds of the Women's Championships, it still seems to be the "Eisenritter" show. That's why we formed "C.O.D.E", to be the catalyst for change. Fighting fire with fire, like I've been talking about recently.

Jenny James: Put simply, those bitches gotta learn.

Alison Chains: Couldn't have said it better myself. You're not going to be able to hide behind Tess much longer Sunny. You got a lot of hurt coming your way.

Hope Mach: *nods*

Jessica James: And tonight, you've got us against each other. Trying to stop something before it starts. You forget the name already. We make "Dangerous Entertainment". We'll fight with all we've got, and we'll bleed, and it'll hurt, but at the end of the day, we're going to shake hands. We've got respect for each other, and that's what counts. We've got a like minded goal to kick YOUR asses, and THAT is what counts!

Christina Angel: I've run the "Eisenritter" gauntlet before. You're done. We'll see to that. We are "C.O.D.E". Remember the name.





Mav Valentine: Hey w00t, you know you're not such a bad guy after all. I mean, you moved up our match. That means I get to be a bro, kick your ass and STILL get to be in the Bad Ass Rumble! Thank you for that. It would've been enough, but then you go and ask for it to be No Rules? You KNOW that's my life! You saw these scars and knew that it was my wheelhouse? SO GENEROUS! Thank you w00t!

Trevor Mach: Now now Mav, you know when w00t does anything he's got an ulterior motive. Don't worry though, I'll be in your corner. Same with you Pick-man.

Subculture: I guess that counts me in too. I'll be watching your dome cue ball.

Picky Minch: Cue ball? Alright soul patch, whatever you say. Thanks for the support. So yeah, I did bust out the scissors on the ol' bowl cut. Figured it was time right? I'm not a kid anymore. Remember that Aron Vayne. You're master Judoka, but this "mission" started with Mach and me. I know this kind of fight. I grew up on it. I know what I'm doing.

Trevor Mach: w00t, you dick, I know you think you're doing, but it's not working. Better men than you have tried to take me down, and they failed miserably. You did Pick-man dirty, and tried to kick his head in. It's not going to go as easily for you this time around. Not happening!

Picky Minch: But, what if he uses a weapon.

Mav Valentine: Not happening.

Picky Minch: What about his plan.

Trevor Mach: Cancelled.

Picky Minch: What if the masked dude gets involved?

Mav Valentine: Not happening.

Picky Minch: His plans though!

Trevor Mach: Cancelled.

Picky Minch: Well alright then.

Subculture: I'm still pissed that he's leaving me out, and I have no idea why. Oh well, I was very much involved when "Blood 4 Blood" invaded VBW. The Champ had his foot in the door but-

Trevor Mach: Like usual, I took the backdoor.

Subculture: I had a less weird analogy in mind.

Trevor Mach: You said analogy.

Subculture: I noticed the moment I said it. We came in hard and-DAMMIT now you got me doing it!

Trevor Mach: We won the belts baby! VBW Tag Team Champions! Machy 3-belts and the Subster are just getting started.

Subculture: Subster? I don't HATE it but-

Mav Valentine: w00t, you better be ready. You like to give out advice right? You're the genius? Take some advice from me. Stay ready. Because "Blood 4 Blood" is here.






Larry Grim: Welcome to Iwata Memorial Arena! We're here for Xperience, and I hope you're ready to level up! We got a big show tonight, as Rumble City quickly approaches. We're not waiting for a big match that we thought was going to happen there though. Plans changed, and it was thanks to w00t? The "Perfectionist" shifted gears, when he said a resource came his way, and he quickly made the change. Exciting stuff for us, but you have to wonder what he's planning.

Makoto Angel: Christina and Hope are going to put the titles on the line against the James Sisters tonight too. That's a Tess call. She's got the book back, and M's can't do much about it, because of all the unfettered access she's had in recent weeks. The grace period is apparently over, and Tess is back to fighting this ideological war with her tonight. In fact, she's made it clear she's busting out new weapons, in the form of the "Valkyries", an off shoot of "Eisenritter" featuring the Assassin Maid Duvalie, and her mysterious partners Ennes and Inea. Erica is going to be the Special Referee in a match to see who faces Christina Angel at Rumble City, and then after that she's going to host a "Queen's Court" with me as the guest? I have no idea why. I don't compete anymore. I'm happy with my job, but she wants to singal me out for some reason? Well, I'll be there. I'm not afraid to "face the court" as it were.

Larry Grim: Proud of you....also I'm sorry.

Makoto Angel: Huh?

Larry Grim: I said I'm proud of you! You're really good at your job. You inspire me too. I really want to tell you something. Can you tell?

Makoto Angel: Yeah. You can tell me if you want.

Larry Grim: I really can't.

Makoto Angel: Why not write it down?

Larry Grim: Whenever I try, all I can write is "the pen is blue".

Makoto Angel: Huh.

Larry Grim: Yeah.

Makoto Angel: Well, let's just move on then. We have such an exciting show tonight, but we already had some big matches on ENN+. Our Dark Matches. The Jumbler debuted, and used knock out gas that he somehow had come out of a turnbuckle to score a pin on Danny Leung. Firebrand X destroyed Heat Parade, and I mean ALL of them. He beat them ALL. "Flood Generation's" bad night continued after Danny's loss when MY Sheriff Sweetness Tack Angel beat Nosan, a man he respects though, so he was quick to help him up and shake hands. Another impressive night for Tack though. He's really ready for his match with Dan. Oh, here he comes now.

Tack Angel: You're right about me being ready for Dan, but is Dan ready for me? He's dealt with a lot of challenges, but when I CLUTCH the WRIST, it's all over. That's all it takes from me. A hard kick and a CLUTCH of the WRIST, as I bring you down to the mat. I won't be going for the Angel Driver either. That normally gets the job done, but I know you well enough to know that it's going to take the WRIST CLUTCH Heaven Driver to get the job done. I have one other thing to say. Tracy, you know I love you with all of my heart, and ♫ I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE...but I won't....do....that. ♫

Makoto Angel: ...Huh. What did he mean by this?

Larry Grim: Now see that I CAN tell you, but I really don't want to.


EBW: Xperience
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENN


0. Dark Match Singles: The Jumbler[Debut] beat Danny Leung via Gas -> Pin
0. Dark Match Handicap: Firebrand X beat Chad Salad/Sammy the Simp[x]/Misogynist Paul/Robert Sandwich via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin
0. Dark Match Singles: Tack Angel beat Nosan via WRIST CLUTCH Angel Driver -> Pin



1. 6-Woman Tag: Duvalie/Ines/Ennea[o] beat Gold/Lt. Lacy Wagner/Chrissy Angel[x] via Bridging Tiger Suplex -> Pin
-The opening match saw "The Valkyries" in action against Gold, Lt. Wagner, and Chrissy Angel. This was the debut of the trio on the main roster, and gave a larger audience a chance to see the two new members of the roster. Ines, the red haired girl, was no nonsense, and quite stoic, while Ennea was more flirty and theatric. While they have little experience in EBW, it's obvious that they have experience elsewhere, as they worked in tandem to break down the make shift opposition. Ennea hit the Bridging Tiger Suplex on Chrissy for the pin and the win.

Makoto Angel: Oh Chrissy no! *sigh* She's trying so hard. She's just a kid guys! Be nice!

Larry Grim: You can't go easy in the ring Makoto, and everyone needs to realize that when dealing with these three "Valkyries". Duvalie is just smiling and bowing to the crowd, and if you look up in the VIP room, you can see Tess toasting to them. She might have bolstered her side with dangerous forces here. They are violent, yet you have Ennea there embodying sex appeal. She can barely keep those things contained behind her-

Makoto Angel: Larry!

Larry Grim: I was just pointing it out!

Makoto Angel: Should you be? I mean Tack JUST left!

Larry Grim: Oh right. Right.


Backstage

w00t was walking around with his "shadow" not far behind. Tommy Dukes ran up.

Tommy Dukes: w00t! w00t! *huff puff*

w00t: Breathe you inbecile.

Tommy Dukes: Sorry. I have to do the interview stuff because Nerma and Ted are....never mind. We all have to know why you skipped ahead in this feud with "Blood 4 Blood"? Why not wait until the Rumble City payday?

w00t: For one, I'm not "feuding" with "Blood 4 Blood". I'm feuding with that plague Trevor Mach. I already told you why I "skipped ahead" as you put it like a moron. Because I found myself with a new resource. A key that could assist me in my OTHER "feud". Namely that of President Swift. He hasn't been around lately. He's been letting Tack keep an eye on things. I call that lazy. I would craft and create EBW constantly, into my own image, and I would call it good. No. We stagnate because of him, and I'm tired of it. We'll get to that later though. We're just getting started here. I just want to tie up loose ends, and prove to the people I wasted my time, money, and resources on, that they made a huge mistake by siding against me. We could have had it all. Now, it'll all belong to me.

Tommy Dukes: We haven't seen Dae Montell recently. Where is h-

w00t: This interview is over.


2. Women's World #1 Contender: Lainey Strong beat BeShemoth via Arm Drag x Roll Up -> Pin  Special Referee: Erica
-The next bout saw Erica come out in ref stripes to see over the #1 Contender bout between Lainey Strong and BeShemoth. The fans were behind Lainey, as was Benjamin, who followed her out to the ring to support her, showing how far she had come in a short amount of time. This all served to make BeShemoth more vicious in the match, attacking from the bell, and battering Lainey with her large frame and strength. She screamed at the fans to look at her, and flexed, asking them why they would cheer Lainey, when she deserved it all. A Chokeslam onto her own knee would have sealed the deal, but Lainey wisely rolled out of the ring. Erica laughed at the action, and failed to do a 10 Count OR throw out the match, as BeShemoth went outside and started throwing Lainey into ringside equipment. With Benjamin cheering her on, Lainey was able to fight back, with hard shots to the midsection. She targeted the abdomen that BeShemoth is so proud of. That made it hard for BeShemoth to lift Lainey, and she was able to escape a two handed choke that would have slammed her into the ring steps. Back in the ring, she showed the heart that has endeared her to the fans, but BeShemoth was still in control. However, on a pin attempt Erica refused to count it. BeShemoth was shocked, as Erica backed off laughing. With BeShemoth distracted, Lainey got back to his feet, and spun her around for an Arm Drag into a Roll Up. Erica did a very fast 3 Count, to award Lainey Strong the win. Lainey was confused, and BeShemoth was livid. Muscle Girl Security had to escort her away from the ring.

Erica: Wow! Give it up for Lainey everyone! Look! She did it! I was happy to be there for you! I can't WAIT to see you become the EBW Women's World Champion Lainey. I'm looking forward to it a lot. I have it on good authority that your chances will be very good. Don't look confused. You won. Enjoy it! Enjoy it somewhere else. I need my throne out here. Don't even bother with the crap chair, because we're making this quick. This is the "Queen's Court", and I want Makoto Angel up here NOW!

Makoto took off her headset, and confidently stepped into the ring.

Makoto Angel: I'm here Erica. I'm here. What can I do for you?

Erica: What can YOU do for ME? That's a great attitude. More people should have it. I deserve it. I am the "Golden Goddess" of EBW. You've seen the gold armor right? You know my history. I am every this division needs. I am the best example of my gender period! A woman, willing to do whatever it takes, and show off whatever it takes. I'll fight or I'll f*ck if I have to, because at the end of the day I WILL get what I want. But back to the question. What can you do for me? You can admit that you were wrong.

Makoto Angel: Excuse me?

Erica: At New Year Rising, you said something you're going to really regret. Do you remember, or do all Angels have dementia? I'll save time and fill you in. You said, that the "Eisenritter", MY "Eisenritter" was falling apart. You think we're weak? You think we're finished? Is that it Makoto?

Makoto Angel: You want to know the truth?

Erica: Oh please, I insist.

Makoto Angel: The truth is, I DO think "Eisenritter" is falling apart. Christina beat you, and "C.O.D.E" beat "Eisenritter". She keeps outsmarting you, and eventually, your one bright spot in Sunny Malibu is going to get what's coming to her.

Erica: So....you won't admit that you were wrong?

Makoto Angel: I will not.

Erica: You won't apologize?

Makoto Angel: Not for telling the truth. Why would I? You're all anti-Angel?

Erica: Are we? Did you just see what happened here? BeShemoth? She signed that petition you know? Not just Blaze and Calamity Jane. She did too, and I was more than happy to award the win to Lainey Strong.

Makoto Angel: You were up to someth-

Erica: Maybe I am. Maybe I am, but that's my business. That's "Eisenritter" business! The group you think is falling apart. I will ask you one more time. Are you going to admit you were wrong?

Makoto Angel: ....No.

Erica: Well....alright then!


Erica smashed the microphone into Makoto's face, and then lifted her for the Air Raid Crash. She tossed her into the throne and laughed as Christina and the rest of "C.O.D.E" tried to get by Bev, Raza, Sunny Malibu, Eve, and Kaie.

Erica: Oh don't worry Christina, I'm done for now.....for now. We're just getting started though. This group that is apparently falling apart has a lot of power you know. I have enough power, bestowed by Tess, to make this happen. Makoto Angel will be the Special Referee for the World Championship match at Rumble City. Makoto, if Christina walks out of Rumble City with the title, then Tess is going to fire you. Christina might win, but then we'd have one less Angel in EBW. I call that win-win.

3. Bushido Rules Singles: Picky Minch beat Aron Vayne (R3 5:00) via Unanimous Decision
-Bushido Rules were in play for the next bout, as Picky Minch took on Judoka expert Aron Vayne. A fantastic display of ground action, with Picky trying his best to keep Aron from hitting his signature throws. They fought tooth and nail, mostly on the ground for 3 Rounds, with Picky hitting the Ground 'n Pound, but Aron showed effective ground defense. When he finally got back to his feet, he tossed Picky over his shoulder, and went for an Armbar, but Picky blocked it long enough for the bell. They hit the limit, and it went to the Judge's Decision. While Vayne had a last minute comeback, he was on his back for most of the bout, and so the decision was unanimous for Picky Minch.

Tommy Dukes: That's a big win for Picky and "Blood 4 Blood".

Larry Grim: Ah!

Tommy Dukes: What? Makoto left, so I came in to give you a hand. I was calling that whole match. How did you not notice?

Larry Grim: Oh sorry, I just...I thought I saw someone, but I didn't know they were here, and that's....that's not normal.

Tommy Dukes: Oh wonderful.


4. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships: Hope Mach(c)[o]/Christina Angel(c) beat Jenny James[x]/Jessica James via Olympic Slam -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-The Women's World Tag Team Championships were on the line next, as Hope and Christina took on the James Sisters. They were all members of the newly formed "C.O.D.E", but as Alison Chains on the outside said, the violence doesn't matter, because the respect is there. They must have meant it, because they didn't waste any time battering one another. Jenny and Hope had awkward moments in the ring, doing more grappling than throwing punches, but Christina had no qualms about punching and kicking at either of them. Since we had rules in place, the "James Sisters" were at the disadvantage, but they impressed with their amateur abilites. Still, Hope managed to out wrestle her...uh...old friend, and managed to hit the Olympic Slam for the pin, the win, and the title defense. After the win, Hope picked Jenny off the mat, and Jenny hugged her, showing no hard feelings, but a little groping action might have been a bit much.

Tommy Dukes: That was a good showing from both teams, and seeing them shake hands is great to see. "C.O.D.E" is going to be quite the challenge for "Eisenritter".

Larry Grimes: Jenny is really getting a handful of Hope though...I wonder what Dan would think about that.

Tommy Dukes: Huh? Oh yeah! I've got to interview him! Hang on! I'll be back!


Backstage

Tommy Dukes ran up to Bashin Dan.

Tommy Dukes: *huff puff* Oh God. My sides! I think something exploded!

Bashin Dan: Uh...here. You sit down. I'll take this microphone. Tack, I heard what you said earlier. You think a CLUTCH of the WRIST will do me in? I think that a Brave Clash is all it takes. You better have a lot of wild cards in the deck, because I might just show you some things you haven't seen yet. All my experiences and my cross training. It's all coming together. They call me the "Dangerous Player", and I'm ready to believe my own hype....with humility still...I mean...I'm not an ego monster or anything. I don't want to wait for Rumble City to fight again. I'm ready for the next fight, and I want to get into the ring, and I don't intend on waiting until Xcite. I'll see you all in the Maelstrom Fight Club.

Jammer: Me too! I'll be there too! Dan Club in the Fight Club baby! We're on FIRE!

Benjamin: Uh...me three I guess?

Vape: Me four! I REALLY need a win! I hope they don't make me face Golvoth.

Bashin Dan: ....Hehe. *shurgs*


Backstage...Elsewhere

Tack was walking down the hall, when he saw Franky, his son, the Sharks, Rod, and Randy talking to Danny Leung. As he did, he found himself suddenly approached by the "War Kings".

Emmerich Shultz: Look at you. Perfectly safe in the knowledge zhat you are vorthy of the Triple Crown, but are you really? You can't even do your job as Sheriff right? The "War Kings" demand matches weekly. Zhey demand combat. You can't even keep the peace. Zhey "Kings" just battered "Heat Parade". It was glorious. Your catering is in ruins.

Tack Angel: The "Heat Parade"? Oh...no....don't do that that. *rolls eyes* You're throwing a tantrum. You didn't want me to call them your boys and yet you do that? For what?

Emmerich Shultz: For dominance. In the ring and out of the ring, you will all remember us. You vill remember za name "War Kings". Tack Angel, you skate on thin ice.

Tack Angel: Joke's on you. I don't even skate!

Emmerich Shultz: Yes. Please. Continue to make za jokes. Laugh it up. Be the typical EBW star. Be a naive Eaglelander. You vill get a rude awakening. All too soon.

Tack Angel: Zhat guy is rude. I mean THAT....that guy. I didn't do that on purpose. *looks to camera* I wasn't mocking his accent!


5. Why Wait? No Rules Singles: w00t beat Mav Valentine via wKo x Punt Kick -> Pin
-The next match saw an all out No Rules brawl between w00t and Mav Valentine. Stemming back from their time working together, through Mav's title reign, this feud has persisted, but "Perfectionist" w00t wanted it to come to an end here and now. Trevor, Picky, and Subculture were on the outside, as w00t and Mav exchanged heavy weapon shots, and nasty bumps. w00t, who was usually squemish to ultra violence, had no trouble taking a chair shot, and asking for another. Back and forth big shots saw Mav finally hit the Mav Buster, but w00t kicked out at 2.9. This brought the masked person to ringside, but as Trevor got in their face, he looked confused about who he was seeing. As he tried to see through the mask, ANOTHER masked person, much larger in build rolled into the ring and hit an Exploder Suplex on Mav. This opened him up for the wKo and the Punt Kick. 1-2-3, and w00t scored the victory. After the match, the masked person outside of the ring backed away, but the one in the ring took off his hood to reveal....

Tommy Dukes: Razorblade! We just saw him the other day in VBW!

Larry Grim: This is what w00t was referring to. Another ace in the hole, and someone who has it out for President Swift. He used his other asset to throw off "Blood 4 Blood". It didn't seem like w00t had any other allies left in EBW, so why not outsource?

Tommy Dukes: Mav was cheated by w00t once again. A repeating story, but "Blood 4 Blood" at least ended the night 1-1. Still, what does Razorblade's inclusion in all of this drama mean for Rumble City? Maybe we'll find out next time. See you then!

Last edited by Machismo (2/11/2021 9:15 am)

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2/11/2021 9:25 am  #904


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

EBW World

Tommy Dukes: Tommy Dukes here, wishing my wife well on the rest of her vacation, which she needs to continue to take, because she broke my hand giving birth to Luke, and she's making it up to me by STAYING IN BED! Yeah. That being said, if I let Makoto do this segment, she'd break my other hand. Sorry Makoto. I know you're busy as it is. We have some announcements here, with more news regarding promotions outside of EBW, but let's focus on us right now, because this is EBW World not NOT EBW World. Maelstrom Fight Club returns this week, with a focus on Dan Club. The Triple Crown World Champion, the Television Champion, the holder of the "Brass Ring", and....Vape. They're all going to be busy in Bushido Rules matches. No special stips this week. Nothing to push the boundaries of the style, just a clear cut, and focused night of bouts. We'll also see Chrissy Angel in a Bushido Rules environment, as she takes on Calamity Jane. Subculture of "Blood 4 Blood" will be taking on Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge, who didn't win an EFL Superb Owl Ring this year, because the league was shut down due to Mushroom Head, however, he DID win $20 bucks....off of me...betting on a game of darts, on what would have been Superb Owl Tuesday. *sigh*



Subculture: Yo! Subculture here, repping the new "Blood 4 Blood" merch! You guys got to check this out, and you'll get a good, close look at it in the Fight Club, when I take that EFL reject Sbarrge, and knock his ass out. Yes, he's bigger, but what's he got? A tackle? Just move. Like, I'll side step it. What's the big deal? Meanwhile I've got the footwork, and the hurtin' bombs. The street dog will be in his element, when I hit up the Maelstrom Fight Club and-

Christina Angel: What are you wearing?

Subculture: Huh? Christina? What are you doing in here?

Christina Angel: Is that a fanny pack? Did you Uncle Trevor give you that?

Subculture: Well I'm never ever calling him "Uncle Trevor", but he MIGHT have sold me on them....and shell tracksuits.

Christina Angel: Huh. Well alright then. Listen, I need your help. You need to talk some sense into her.

Subculture: Huh? Her who?

Chrissy Angel: She's talking about me.

Subculture: You're in here too? Am I in the wrong locker room?

Chrissy Angel: I want to do this Christina.

Christina Angel: And I want you to think about what you're doing here. This is dangerous work.

Chrissy Angel: It's all dangerous. I know how to fight. I want to prove it. I'm tired of losing.

Christina Angel: You're 16! The fact that you had a streak was remarkable! You need to take some time to learn the game more. Get more experience, before you deep dive into something like Bushido Rules.

Subculture: Uh. I-

Chrissy Angel: It's bad enough that you didn't want me to join "C.O.D.E", but please don't get in the way of this.

Christina Angel: It's not that I didn't want you to join us. I just didn't want you to get too in over your head. I need you to trust me, like you and Helios did with Cadmus. I was right then too.

Chrissy Angel: You can't be right about everything regarding me.

Christina Angel: I AM you!

Chrissy Angel: No. We might be the same person is SOME ways, but we're way different in so many other ways. I want to stick up for our family too, and I want to be successful at wrestling.

Christina Angel: I was still training at your age. You're jumping ahead a little.

Chrissy Angel: Maybe when I win, you'll see that I'm ready.

Christina Angel: You know what, I'll agree to that, if you win. If you lose, you need to trust me regarding your next move. Alright?

Chrissy Angel: Fine.

Christina Angel: Fine. Thanks for the help Hubby Subbie.

Chrissy Angel: Yeah, thanks. My Dad is wrong about you I think.

Subculture: Hubby Subbie?!  I didn't do anything! IS this my locker room? I seriously don't know anymore! Your Dad is a real prick by the way!


EBW Gaiden: Maelstrom Fight Club: MFC 5
Mad Gear Bar, Saturn City
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1. Bushido Rules Singles: Vape vs. Golvoth
2. Bushido Rules Singles: Jammer vs. Cadmus
3. Bushido Rules Singles: Benjamin vs. Danny Leung
4. Bushido Rules Singles: Subculture vs. Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge
5. Bushido Rules Women's Singles: Calamity Jane vs. Chrissy Angel
6. Bushido Rules Non-Title Singles: Bashin Dan vs. Fray Tiburon

Tommy Dukes: Also, we have an update for Rumble City 2021, which will be airing next week on ENN+. You don't want to miss it. It's already looking hype. Recently added is a Hazen Open Challenge. I guess the "War Kings" aren't waiting to be booked, and taking matters into their own hands even more!

EBW: Rumble City 2021
River City Gymnasium, River City
ENN+


1. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)/Amigo(c) vs. Radzi Schrieffer/Golvoth
2. "War Kings" Open Challenge: Hazen vs. TBA
3. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Lainey Strong Special Referee: Makoto Angel
4. Women's Bad Ass Rumble: TBA
5. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Bashin Dan(c) vs. Tack Angel
6. Men's Bad Ass Rumble: TBA

Tommy Dukes: Bashin Dan continues to play lightning rod in a way no other EBW World Champion has before. Not since that time Trevor Mach and Rishin Fliger did a fusion dance to send Bowser into the ICU, have we had such crossover action here. Down in Summers, where Mayor Rex is still not allowing EBW by the way, Some Decent Wrestling emanated out of Jackie's Place, where Colby "The Eagleland Cheese" and his stable "The Cheese Wheel" were out in force, after Colby took 15 minutes to make an entrance that no other wrestler on the roster gets. He leaves from his own personal entrance, with his wife, who changes her personality every 2-3 shows, and his old mentor who feuded with his Dad, and now owes a debt to the family, which would be an interesting story, but we're only going to gloss over it. He came out eventually, and pimped his spot on a non-wrestling variety show, saying that it's his big break, and the reason he's doing anything, not for love of the sport or anything. I'm on a tangent here. It's called the Go Paul Wight Show, and I have no idea who Paul Wight is, but then again who is John Tenta? Anyways, let me refocus here. Colby beat an out of shape, untrained dickhead, who is friends with people in the back, hence his spot, and no other reason *cough* weed *cough* How did he beat him? No idea. The lady ref got in the way of the camera....all of them. Every time the camera angle changed, she looked right at them and made sure to get in the shot. Colby won though, and said he wants to beat Dan, so he can show the title to the "normal people who are better than wrestling fans" on the Go Paul Wight Show. I personally think they can go to hell, but I bet Dan will answer the challenge. Why not too? SDW is already needing New Edo and Simpact to help them stay afloat. The only reason they're doing well, is because EV-X-T is so so SO much worse! At least SDW has a height requirement!

SDW: Explosive
Jackie's Place, Summers
EBS


1. SDW EBS Championship: Colby "The Eagleland Cheese"(c) beat Jelly Nutella -> Female Referee Stood in the way of the camera -> Results unclear

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2/12/2021 6:54 am  #905


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Bad Dudes Dojo

Trevor and Tack were sitting at the bar, still left over from when the place served drinks, and toasted to recent success. However, the conversation quickly turned...

Trevor Mach: So you won't do it?

Tack Angel: Not unless she does it too.

Trevor Mach: That doesn't make sense.

Tack Angel: I'm for equality after all.

Trevor Mach: So you're going to suck her dick then?

Tack Angel: She doesn't have one!

Trevor Mach: So it's NOT all equal then is it?

Tack Angel: I don't like talking about this! It's not a big deal! One Lakitu had to ruin everything!

Trevor Mach: Dude, you should try it.

Tack Angel: I don't want to!

Trevor Mach: Tracy would probably appreciate the effort.

Tack Angel: I give my best within my means! I'm great at other things!

Trevor Mach: I'm sure you are Meat Mountain! That's why the ladies call you Meat Mountain right?

Tack Angel: I'm pretty sure you spread that rumor.

Trevor Mach: Do I look like I have the time?

Tack Angel: You've always made the time for nonsense.

Trevor Mach: ....It's awesome you know.

Tack Angel: I don't care!

Trevor Mach: Tali likes it.

Tack Angel: I really don't want to hear about all of this! I'm holding up a red card here. That's a big stoppage on you AND her trying to talk to me about this!

Trevor Mach: Hold that red card all you want. She won't know what it means.

Tack Angel: What do you mean?

Trevor Mach: She's color blind.

Tack Angel: She is?!

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah. Just like me.

Tack Angel: I had no idea. Something else you two have in common huh?

Trevor Mach: That and the other thing we were talking abou-

Tack Angel: That's enough for that! Hope and Justice, can they see in all the colors?

Trevor Mach: Hope can, but she had hearing problems instead. Justice seems like he's fine.

Tack Angel: And Truth?

Trevor Mach: Actually, it's funny you mention, because Tali took Truth to Degrees' office a couple hours ago. It's check up time. After the tumultuous birth, they aren't taking chances. *cell phone ringing*

Tack Angel: Is that the theme to the Star Prince Cartoon?

Trevor Mach: Hey, I can't help it that Steve took off and the show got cancelled. I STILL am a fan! I have all the episodes!

Tack Angel: I'm going to need every copy you have....so I can burn them....in a fire...not like the other kind of burn. I want to destroy them is what I'm-

Trevor Mach: *on the cell* Hang on Tack. What? She's what? Hang on. I'll be right over.

Tack Angel: What's wrong?

Trevor Mach: I got to go. I'll...uh...I'll talk to you later.

Tack Angel: You just got pale as a she-Trevor? Well, there he goes. I hope everything's alright. That took a turn. I really didn't want to discuss eating a-


*knock knock*

Tack Angel: Huh? Someone there? Listen, Trevor's not here so-

Cadmus: You.

Tack Angel: YOU!

Cadmus: I was coming here for Trevor, but this is perfect! I was going to talk him into convincing you to feud with me again!

Tack Angel: It wouldn't work! I'd be LESS likely to do it if he suggested! I don't listen to the advice of a psychopath! If I did, Tracy would be using my face like a-

Cadmus: PLEASE TACK! I NEED A FEUD! I NEED A REASON TO CONTINUE!

Tack Angel: You could...I don't know...do good and charitable things will all your wealth and resources.

Cadmus: Fine! Keep mocking me!

Tack Angel: I wasn't mocking you!

Cadmus: I might as well just jump into traffic.

Tack Angel: I mean...you coul-no wait...no..that's not me. I'm better than that. You don't deserve to die in traffic. You're an evil, malicious, sycophant, but...I guess....you could find someone ELSE to feud with? 

Cadmus: Someone else? Someone else. SOMEONE ELSE! A perfect idea! I'm too good for you anyways! I've been slumming it this whole time! I'm pretty sure Dan is going to beat your ass anyways!

Tack Angel: Why did I try and help you again?

Cadmus: I'm going to reevaluate a few things, and emerge bigger and badder than ever, and it's all thanks to my former arch nemesis, who is far too much of a coward to continue feuding with me!

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'm sure that's it. You were just leaving right?

Cadmus: Right! I have a lot of work to do! HAHA!

Tack Angel: *sigh* I'm sure that'll work out just fine.


Tack went to sit back down at the bar, but before he could drink his grape juice, he was interrupted again, by two men entering the Dojo.

Tack Angel: You guys?

Saxon: We went out into traffic like you said! It was great evasion training sir!

Novus: Telling us to go play in traffic was a master stroke! Very well done!

Tack Angel: Uh-huh. Go do it some more. I'm almost done in here.

Saxon: Alright!

Novus: Yes sir.

Tack Angel: ....In about 3-4 more hours.

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2/13/2021 9:35 am  #906


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling





Apple Kid: Welcome to the Mad Gear Bar, as the Bushido Mission continues with Maelstrom Fight Club's MFC 5! I'm Apple Kid joined by....uh...Tangelo apparently, who has become very popular in EBW recently it seems.

Tangelo: How do you do?

Apple Kid: I do Tangelo....I do....very confusingly. I preferred working with Lucca, but I've got a dinner date with her. No big deal right? Haha!

Tangelo: I hope it goes well.

Apple Kid: ...You're....you're different.

Tangelo: I spent month meditating in Dalaam, trying to find my center.

Apple Kid: Oh...oh alright. That makes sense actually. Finally, we have an explanatio-

Tangelo: When that didn't work, I went about the real reason for my change.

Apple Kid: Wait. What? What was it then?

Tangelo: Another time perhaps. We have a show to do today.

Apple Kid: Uh...but-

Tangelo: Bushido Rules, are an extension of the belief that Professional Wrestling and Mixed Martial Arts are one and the same. It comes from a belief originated in Edo "SSS-ism" that states that "Pro Wres is Strongest". EBW already employed a measure of this belief, by allowing closed fist punches as long as your worse regulation gloves, and that rule stems from the original Bushido Mission. Proof of its validity. Tonight, we see the sport pushed even further, with a series of Bushido Rules bouts. Dan Club is here in full force, as well as Fray Tiburon, and "Blood 4 Blood" member Subculture. The "War Kings" have their representative in Golvoth, and Danny Leung is sure to lose his bout. Let's not waste any more time, and get right to the action.

Apple Kid: Uh...yeah...yeah. Let's do that!


EBW Gaiden: Maelstrom Fight Club: MFC 5
Mad Gear Bar, Saturn City
ENN


1. Bushido Rules Singles: Golvoth beat Vape (R2 1:03) via Spinning Backhand -> KO
-Golvoth battered Vape from pillar to post in a one sided bout. Vape was lucky to have survived until the 2nd round, where Golvoth hit a Spinning Backhand and knocked Vape to the mat.

Apple Kid: Well, I kind of saw that coming, because-

Vape: Vape lacks the confidence and training. He hoped that Golvoth would not be his opponent, but with the "War Kings" Golvoth has found his true potential, and it's going to be bad news for anyone that gets in his way. A back hand caused a KO to that large man, so think of the impact it must have had.

Apple Kid: Y-yeah. Vape needs to stop dicking around....*sigh*


2. Bushido Rules Singles: Jammer beat Cadmus via No Show Forfeit
-Jammer got an easy win, when Cadmus No Showed the event, giving him the Forfeit victory.

Apple Kid: Jammer is shrugging it off, telling the raucous crowd sorry for not getting to see the fight, but I bet the Slam Master is happy for the "lay up" win? Eh?

Tangelo: Truly a missed opportunity. The two styles would have meshed in a unique way given the rule set, and you have to wonder if Cadmus missed this show due to his conversation with Tack Angel. Jammer gets the win. A real "slam dunk".

Apple Kid: ....I said "lay up".

Tangelo: You did.

Apple Kid: I did.


3. Bushido Rules Singles: Benjamin beat Danny Leung (R1 0:02) via Submission
-The next match was equally disappointing, because Danny Leung immediately made a verbal submission, giving Benjamin the win in just 2 seconds.

Apple Kid: Oh the crowd does not like this. They are booing Danny Leung. The "Flood Generation" is chewing him out, but you've got "The Shark Order" trying to encourage him. I-

Benjamin: Oh no, it's not going to end like that. I came here to fight, and I want to fight. Jammer, my good friend, has an excuse, because his opponent isn't here. I want to fight. People have been telling me how much they enjoy my fights. They tell me they're behind me. I've never felt more happy to be here, with all of you having my back, even you drunk biker types, and that one lady over there showing me her boobs. M'lady, those are....quite something. "Flood Generation" you'd have to know that Danny Leung would not give you the result you wanted. Rains, why don't you send someone else right here and now.

Scott Free: Hey, I'll do it. Why not? I mean I'm just a guy, but hey why not?

Benjamin: Well met good sir. Step up!


3a. Bushido Rules Singles: Benjamin beat Scott Free (R2 4:19) via Spear x Ground and Pound -> Stoppage
-The carefree Scott Free stepped up to face Benjamin, with Bushido Rules in play. Scott Free was all smiles, as he managed to work on the mat Catch AS Catch Can style to take away Benji's big tools, but late in the 2nd Round, Benjamin managed to hit the Spear and a Ground and Pound to get a Stoppage victory.

Apple Kid: Now THAT'S a win. Benjamin continues to be on a roll. Benjamin, Jammer, and of course Bashin Dan are really becoming the heroes of EBW. Truly pillars of the promotion. Shame about Vape though.

4. Bushido Rules Singles: Subculture beat Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge (R2 3:55) via KO Punch -> KO
-The former Superb Owl winner Colton "The Rumble" Sbarrge took some time off to get better at his new profession, and stepped into the ring to face Subculture in Bushido Rules. Colton was able to take down Subbie several times, using his Football experience to take the Bomber to the mat. Late into Round 2, Subculture trapped the larger Sbarrge in the corner with a flurry of blows, and the KO Punch did the job, knocking him out for the victory.

Tangelo: Subculture has found his confidence again. He's found his smile. He knows that his punches are the harshest in the sport, and he used his tools to perfection to KO "The Rumble", a man who won the Superb Owl. The pinnacle of his sport, and a former World Champion of our sport beat him. That truly makes "Pro Wres Strongest".

Apple Kid: Some good points there....good points.


5. Bushido Rules Women's Singles: Calamity Jane beat Chrissy Angel (R3 0:38) via Side Suplex x Single Leg Crab -> Submission
-Chrissy Angel put it all on the line against Calamity Jane in this one. She knew this was her chance to prove herself, and used the signature Angel kicks to take control of the first round. She felt the rush and got a little too cocky though, as Jane hit the Lariat and roughed her up in the 2nd round. Final round saw a quick Side Suplex from Jane turned into a Single Leg Crab. Chrissy fought back tears as she had to submit.

Apple Kid: Another loss for Chrissy, and it's a hard one here, because now she's going to have to allow Christina to give her direction in her career.

Tangelo: Calamity Jane has the mic.

Calamity Jane: You see that?! You see it! I made that look good! I'm good at this! I'm great at it! I'm capable of so much more! All I want is my recognition and MY SHOT! Lainey Strong, I carried you for so long. I let you follow me to tag success, but I MADE the "Sunset Riders". You don't deserve a title shot! I don't know what Erica is planning, but you listen to me! I want the title shot! I'm challenging you for that spot Lainey! On Xcite! I want that SHOT!


6. Bushido Rules Non-Title Singles: Bashin Dan beat Fray Tiburon (R3 5:00) via Split Decision
-The main event saw Triple Crown World Champion Bashin Dan take on Fray Tiburon in a grappling showcase, as Dan found himself on the ropes against the Grapple Bastard himself. The Anahauc holy man was in control in the first round, but Dan got fired up and showed off the fruits of his Bushido training, as he countered Tiburon on the mat, and gave the people a wrestling clinic. Tiburon's normal supremacy in this category was missing, as Dan the Man matched his intensity all the way to the bell. It came down to a Split Decision from the judges, giving Bashin Dan the victory.

Apple Kid: That was a great bout! A really great showing! The points show that it was close, but Dan narrowly won out there. He's showing respect to Tiburon, but Tiburon is raising his hand, encouraging the crowd to cheer for the champ. Intensity and respect. You love to see it.

Tangelo: Bashin Dan's training as of late has vastly changed up his game. It used to be all about intense big moves, and an ability to take punishment and use it as fuel to win out, but now you have a well rounded and experienced World Champion. Tack Angel will surely have his hands full at Rumble City. We'll see you again in two weeks.

Apple Kid: Oh yeah? You'll be back? Great....g-great.

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2/14/2021 9:13 am  #907


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Announcer: And now ENN presents Wide World of Wrestling!

Tangelo: *low energy and melancholy* Hello. It is I, Tangelo. You all remember me from EBW I'm sure. While you might be wondering what I'm doing here, you can rest assured that I am very much still employed by EBW. I was there at the first show after all. That's called "tenure". We'll get into that another day, but you're probably wondering what this show is about. This is a special new ENN show that covers the other territorial promotions of Eagleland, as they have returned to prominence and acclaim. When the Mushroom Head pandemic lead to the cancellation of everything else, because people are inherently cowards, wrestling continued, and the fans of wrestling, who can be loud and obnoxious at times, but have a far greater loyalty to their sport of choice, flocked to the shows. Suddenly, local studios are full again, when before they could barely seat 20-30 people. Twoson has become a hot spot for ultra violence again, thanks to the rebirth of VBW under new management. Of course, we don't talk much about what happens to the north east....for obvious reasons. We will mention it when needed, but right now, we'll be covering some of the promotions that EBW is working with, and by working with I might mean invading. I might mean raiding the talent pool. I might mean scooping up championships. Maybe I mean those things, but maybe not. We start with Mid-South Wrestling 4-EVER, which is a spiritual sequel to both old Mid-South Wresting and #EVER, which some would call a blight on the world. Some would say that. Would I say that? Who knows. EBW invaded with some success and some failure. Thanks to two of the invaders being Sandwich and Paul from "Heat Parade", the Mid-South team of Johnny Starbound and Dirk Laramie were able to capture a win. Starbound helped Dirk Laramie avoid yet another losing streak it seems. The Panel Van Maestro celebrated with a luke warm beer in a "No Fat Chicks" beer cozy. How apropos.  Legendary southern "rassler" and new owner of Mid-South, "Dirty" Dick Wagner beat local legend "Mega Star" Phil Dunfree with a Piledriver. Some other local talent were on display, but the main event was the surprise, as the hero of territory Barry "The Master" Lawless, and the Barris Twins, who were the Mid-South Regional 6-Man Tag Team Champions came to the ring. They called out EBW, namely "Blood 4 Blood", who are seemingly looking for trouble at all times.


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Barry Lawless: It seems you young PUNKS don't understand where you are. This is Mid-South! My HOME! This is where we learn to fight and fight dirty. You got the flippy moves, and you got the MMA cosplay, but you're not us. You're not Mid-South.

Trevor Mach: Young punks? I'm turning 38 in a few days. Don't you know what that means? It means I'm a hot young prospect apparently, and I'm due for one of my best years yet. I'm a title hunter dude, and if you want to shut us up and show the "Mid-South style", and you'll put those titles on the line.

Mav Valentine: "Blood 4 Blood" is invading the world. A band of brothers looking out for each other, because we're the best, and it's time to prove it. So Barry, stop cutting your studio promo. Let's skip the trip to the "Sportasseum", and let's do this here and now.

Picky Minch: Toe to toe. Hold for hold. *rubs head* Bald for bald Barris Twins. You in or not?

Barry Lawless: I was hoping that the kid Bashin Dan would bring his three belts to Mid-South. I wanted to show him what a TRUE World Champion really is. However, I see a couple of former paper champions in front of me. You all claim that your belts are the top, but you lived in a bubble for so long, and ignored tradition! You absorbed what you wanted, and ignored the rest. We've always been here, fighting for our piece, and we'll do that now. You're on!


Mid-South Wrestling 4-EVER
Studio 5, Mid-South
Channel 5


1. Tag: Johnny Starbound[o]/Dirk Laramie beat Robert Sandwich<EBW>/Misogynist Paul<EBW>[x] via Flying Forearm Smash x Standing SSP -> Pin
2. Singles: Dick Wagner beat "Mega Star" Phil Dunfee via Piledriver -> Pin
3. Mid-South Regional 6-Man Tag Team Championships: Trevor Mach<EBW>/Mav Valentine<EBW>[o]/Picky Minch<EBW> beat Barry "The Master" Lawless/Tom Barris/Dom Barris[x] via Mav Buster -> Pin -> NEW Mid-South Regional 6-Man Tag Team Champions!
-The good ol' boys of Mid-South roughed up the members of "Blood 4 Blood" in the opening minutes, but that was quickly turned around, as "Blood 4 Blood" seemed to get fired up from the brawling. Mach smashed Tom Barris to the outside with a knee to the face, while Picky tied up with Barry Lawless. Mav and Dom Barris were the legal men in, and once the ring cleared, Dom Barris missed a Big Boot, and instead ate a Mav Buster from Valentine. 1-2-3! "Blood 4 Blood" won the match, becoming the Mid-South Regional 6-Man Tag Team Champions.

Tangelo: So, as you can see, "Blood 4 Blood" claimed more championships on their title hunt, giving them the 6-man belts. Subculture was busy in the Maelstrom Fight Club, but he was also successful, with a big win. He could still be considered in contention for the Challenge Championship, and you have to wonder if the KO Bombers might have a match in the near future once again.

Johnny Starbound: You mean the KO BOOMERS!

Tangelo: *sigh* You spoiled the surprise. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Johnny Starbound, a former EBW star, who has found himself in Mid-South.

Johnny Starbound: That's right, and it's garbage! I'm young, I'm fast, I'm athletic, and I'm really really good looking! I'm the only one in this territory that can do a move off the top rope! I WISH I was kidding! They are brawlers! They work in the ring, and they like to fight on the outside, but you won't see anything EXPLOSIVE like what I can do. So yes, I did side with EWA, when they formed an alliance to take down EBW. I DID pick the wrong side, and they fell apart quickly, BUT rather than side with a group like Some Decent Wrestling, or EV-X-T, I found myself here, in the boonies of Mid-South! I'll PROVE I deserve back into EBW!

Tangelo: ....Johnny Starbound everyone. For anyone who doesn't remember, the EWA was formed not too long ago, with the intention of competing with EBW, and running them out of major territories. They did not, and the coveted EWA World Championship remains in limbo. The EWA World Championship is one of the oldest titles in the sport, with only the former NCW World Championship coming close, before its lineage was merged into the EBW World Championship, which evolved into the Havok World Championship, and back to the EBW World Championship, before it became the EBW Triple Crown World Championship. Easy to follow right? This is what this show is about. We set the stage, and give you the history you need to know to figure out how important these matches are. Mav Valentine is looking to make a comeback following the end of last year. He lost the title, and suffered injuries, with w00t exacerbating the situation. That means to make it worse. The "Hardcore Icon" of VBW, made a mark in Mid-South, but he also traveled to VBW to help an old friend.


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Twoson Elementary Gymnasium

The Kamikaze Clowns hit the ring with a chip on their shoulders.

Kamikaze A: *honk* This is some *honk*ing bull*honk*! *honk honk* We love clowning around violently as much as the next goof offs, and we've been doing it here for over 10 *honk*ing years, BUT we lost the tag titles to EBW. We lost the tag titles to "Blood 4 Blood". This *honk* happened before. EBW came in, took the belts, and when VBW went under, they took the lineage of those belts with them. We spent years crafting a legacy with the new belts, only to have them taken again! We want a *honk*ing rematch!

Kamikaze B: We know that we have a tag match tonight, and it's going to be extreme, but I hope "Blood 4 Blood" is watching because-

Mav Valentine: I see you. I'm well aware of you guys. We go WAY back.

Kamikaze B: Mav? Well, the sell out returns. How much did it cost you to make it to the top. Now look at you. Right back here.

Mav Valentine: I'm here, because "Blood 4 Blood" is taking over the world of wrestling, but I got other reasons too. An old friend asked for a favor. A returning hero needs a good partner for his first match back. I don't know where he was, and frankly, I don't think he knows either, but he's back, and ready to wreck the place!

Kamikaze A: Well who the *honk* is it?!







VBW
Twoson Elementary Gymnasium
Channel 2


1. First Blood: Mr. Scary beat Mike Ishijma via Whip into Glass -> First Blood
2. Thumbtack Deathmatch: Razorblade beat Mr. Andrews via Exploder onto Thumbtacks -> Pin
3. Tag: Mav Valentine<EBW>/CP Munk[o] beat Kamikaze A/Kamikaze B[x] via Chipmunk Vice -> Submission

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Tangelo: That's right, CP Munk returned to VBW. Two former World Champions teamed up to defeat the Kamikaze Clowns in extreme fashion. Munk made a clown submit with the Chipmunk Vice. Apparently, the former World Champion claims he was some other place for a while, but suddenly found himself back here. Who knows what that means, but we're glad he's back. You'll also notice Razorblade was-

w00t: We'll handle this "Tangelo" is it? Listen, we'll handle this now. You used to be useful, but now I know you're not. I know that the only one I can count on is me, my special friend, and my new friend. My asset. My assassin Razorblade.

Razorblade: Yeah, that's right, I'm back people. You miss me? Of course you didn't, because you know that I bring the pain, and I give no shits about any of you. What I care about, is taking what's mine. While I AM VBW now through and through, I have a little piece of business with EBW that needs dealt with, and THAT is why I'm coming to Xcite. w00t and I have a challenge to throw down.

w00t: It's all about getting what we want isn't it? I'm finally going to get what I want. I've put the pieces into place, and really thought this through. Trevor Mach, pay very close attention, because the wastes that you've surrounded yourself with yet again will not save you, when Razor, my special friend, and I come to town. Let's just say....I know something you don't want me to know. If I can learn this much, imagine what else I know, and what else I'm capable of doing.

Tangelo: ...*sigh* That wraps up our first episode of Wide World of Wrestling. See you next time? Will do.


Earth-5 Crystal Hell

An elated Raspberry Kid rushed into the throne room of Queen Jupiter, as she lay mostly exposed, on a lavish silk bed, being fanned down by lobotomized versions of Rod and Randy.

Queen Jupiter: Mmmm, this better be good. I'm having "me" time.

Raspberry Kid: I did it! The test was a success!

Queen Jupiter: What do you mean?

Raspberry Kid: I wasn't about to send someone from here there, but I managed to lock onto someone from Earth-14 when we came into close orbit. A "CP Munk" I believe he was called. He had been to Earth-1, and so I used that exposure as like a tether, and I managed to "fling" him back.

Queen Jupiter: Amazing. First, you solve the time displacement problem to bring us to this point in time, and now you've done this. We just need to find that moronic Christina's fuckboy Justice Mach. I know he's here. He's been spotted. No doubt trying to get Christina to return to Earth-10, but she's too stubborn and stupid to do that. We use him, and we'll have our tether to Earth-1.

Raspberry: Your majesty, if I may ask a question, why DID we have to come to this time period? 1992 would have been a much easier time period to conquer.

Queen Jupiter: Maybe....but HERE is where the other end of our little project lies, in THIS time period. Also, you've seen the pictures right? A ready made Queendom, already built and ready for me. The base for our invasion of Earth-1. Hahaha!

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2/15/2021 4:43 am  #908


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

Crystal Heaven - Star Lanes Bowling Alley

Trevor Mach: Really like what you've done for the place bro!

Tack Angel: Thanks man, I was honestly surprised by how much new business we're getting. Thanks for letting us use a lane Mr. Costava!

Jorgi Costava: Please, anything for Prince. Jorgi just appreciate job.

Trevor Mach (whispering): That guy ok? He looks green.

Tack Angel (whispering): He's fine, he's just moved from Arstotzka, not a lot of sunlight there.


Tack & Trevor put on their bowling shoes and started their game.

Tack Angel: I appreciate you taking your time on your birthday to come over.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, sure thing. Wanted to check out the town since you got that huge influx.

Tack Angel: We've both been so busy lately, I figured the best present was something to slow down with.

Trevor Mach: It's appreciated brosef, though you may want to improve on your throwing arm as I'm up a few dozen pins.

Tack Angel: If there was a kicking version of bowling, I'd probably be better at it.


Trevor finishes the first set with a victory, as both take a break at the bar.

Tack Angel: I got you something else too.

Tack pulls out a wrapped present from his pocket.

Trevor Mach: How deep are them pockets bro?

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: It's like Pop's living room he's got in your walls.

Tack Angel: What?!

Trevor Mach: Never mind, hey look I got a present!


Trevor proceeded to open the present and finds a vhs tape.

Trevor Mach: Well you know I always appreciate old things but there's no label on this.

Tack Angel: It's a tape I was given via the mail, I looked through it but didn't see anything out of the ordinary, it was just some security cam footage. But at the end of the tape, there was a voice that said to give the tape to you.

Trevor Mach: Creepy, but I appreciate it I guess.

Tack Angel: Someone pulling a prank?

Trevor Mach: Maybe, probably, most likely. I'll throw it to someone I know to take a look at it.

Tack Angel: Great! Oh yeah, one more thing.


Tack produced another present out of his pocket.

Trevor Mach: Black hole of pockets...

Tack Angel: Huh?

Trevor Mach: What? Present! All right!


Trevor opened the present and found a wired cassette tape.

Tack Angel: This is for your car, you can use that wire to hook it up to a phone and play the audio from it through your car speakers.

Trevor Mach: Hey, thanks man! I appreciate it.

Tack Angel: No problem, ready to hit the lanes again?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, let's do it.


Both got up and walked to their lane, Trevor stared at the VHS for a little bit on his way and shook his head.

Trevor Mach: Nah... Couldn't be.

 

2/15/2021 9:17 am  #909


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Nerma: Welcome to EBW World! Yes, I'm still at home, and yes, this is Luke breastfeeding right now, BUT the boob is covered so RELAX! PLUS, this is MY JOB, and I really care about MY JOB! This green sheet makes for a FINE green screen, and now we can get to business. What? What's so funny Tommy? Nothing? Hmmm...you're sus....very sus. That's what the kids are saying now right? I'll have you know that I'm still VERY young, it's not like I'm 38 or anything. Someone ELSE is 38 today, but it's not me. He'll be at Xcite, but I'm not saying WHO that is *cough* Trevor *cough*, but we need to get into Xcite, because it's going to be a BIG one. Let's just say that the "Foreboding Gate" has been kicked WIDE open! We're heading to Mid-South, to the Sportasseum, where a new rule dictates that we take up a large chunk of the day, putting on matches for the local crowds, who are used to hours and hours of Mid-South matches for WEEKS of show tapings. That means a LOT of Dark Matches, and we'll seeing wrestlers from Mid-South, VBW, and Anahauc's BBB, for an evil talent named "El Demonico", who will be making the rounds in VBW and Mid-South, but will first be hitting up EBW. We're joined by his opponent Fray Tiburon, who seems ready to "exorcise" El Demonico. Haha...am I right?

Fray Tiburon: Ha...yeah...but seriously, he might need it. I've seen this guy in Anahauc. It's been a long time coming, where the forces of good and evil do battle once again. I've had some free time, now that KYO has been taken into custody, and a certain someone has disappeared. I've been working hard to unleash that inner grappler again. My fight against Dan really fired me up. He's really great these days, truly the best, but I know that I can be better. By the grace and glory of God, I will rise up, and give thanks, fighting in service to the cause.

Nerma: That's great. Glad to hear you're committed. So other than training, what have you been doing?

Fray Tiburon: Well, I help out at the Church and the Orphanage as always. A lot of my fight purse always goes to the children. I fight to keep them fed and clothed it's an honor. That being said, I recently started writing some theme music.

Nerma: Theme music?

Fray Tiburon: Trying to get myself a new theme, and I play instruments so I've been dabbling.

Nerma: Want to share some?

Fray Tiburon: Uh....um...sure...alright? Let's uh...do this? Let me think. *clears throat*

Nerma: This should be good.

Fray Tiburon: ♫ EVOLUTION AIN'T MY HISTORY! PROOFS FALSIFIED, SO CLEAR TO ME! GOD'S PLAN MADE A FOOL OF CHARLIE! A MILLION YEARS, SO LONG AGO! HOW COULD SCIENCE EVER SHOW! THAT I CAME FROM A "CHIMPANZEE"? I SEE GOD'S HAND IN THIS LAND! SCIENTISTS CAN'T UNDERSTAND! HOW ALL OF THIS, IS PREPLANNED! CREATIONISM, CREATIONISM! ♫

Nerma: Wow, that wa-

Fray Tiburon: ♫ You've Done it now! You've gone and made a big mistake. And I can't allow. You to think you can just walk away! So turn around, and face the savior, you're gonna pray. Cause eternal life is now!! You'll be ready for Judgement Day! But blasphemy, that's the way that you play the game. I was misguided, things will never ever be the same. Bad Guys, it's said they always finish last. But God's children, always kickin' ass! You're gonna pray, You're gonna pray! There's God's forgiveness this time. You're gonna pray, You're gonna pray! It's God's business, you'll find. You're gonna pray, You're gonna pray! I'm turning your life around. You're gonna pray, You're gonna pray!
I'M GONNA MAKES YOU FOUND!

Nerma: Alright! Wow! That's great Fray Tiburon. I love it!

Fray Tiburon: Thank you. Thank you. I'll be going now, since I've just noticed you're breastfeeding, and it's a little weird to do live and right in front of me. I'll see you at Church I hope!

Nerma: That's a big ol' MAYBE. *sigh* Why is it such a big deal that I'm breastfee- wait...this is a green blanket...in front of a green screen. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M MISSING A BOOB DOESN'T IT?! THAT'S WHY TOMMY KEEPS GIGGLING! Ugh, I got to finish this up. Folks, Barry "The Master" Lawless is the Mid-South Southern Champion, and he claims that his title is more of a World Champion than Bashin Dan's. Dan is the one that basically opened this door to begin with, once again becoming a historic figure, and now it's put up or shut up time. Bashin Dan vs. Barry Lawless will main event Xcite. The title WILL be on the line! Once again, Tack Angel is letting it happen. I'd ask him why if he were he-

Tack Angel: *kicks open door* DID I HEAR BOOB?!

Nerma: *sigh*


EBW: Xcite
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN


0. Dark Match Singles: The Jumbler vs. Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>
0. Dark Match Singles: Fray Tiburon vs. El Demonico<BBB>
0. Dark Match Women's Singles: Alison Chains vs. Gold
0. Dark Match 8-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Subculture/Mav Valentine/Picky Minch vs. Chad Salad/Robert Sandwich/Misogynist Paul/Sammy the Simp
0. Dark Match Singles: Firebrand X vs. "Mega Star" Phil Dunfee <Mid-South>
0. Dark Match Women's Tag: Jessica James/Jenny James vs. Bloody Mary<VBW>/Ms. Scary<VBW>
0. Dark Match Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Tom Barris<Mid-South>/Dom Barris<Mid-South>
1. Women's World #1 Contender: Lainey Strong vs. Kimber Blaze
2. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Benjamin/Vape vs. Shark #1/Randy no Kachi/LG Rod
3. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Danny Leung
4. Singles: Ilya Fedorovich vs. Magnum PT
5. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Bashin Dan(c) vs. Barry "The Master" Lawless<Mid-South>

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2/16/2021 10:52 am  #910


Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling



Tangelo: *low energy and borderline monotone* Hello, it is I, Tangelo again, and this is the Wide World of Wrestling. We have more updates for you, as the wrestling season ramps up towards EBW's big event Victory Explosion XV, and the repercussions of Bashin Dan's "World Championship" statement continue to reverberate through the sport. We can now make a big confirmation, and you will get it here first, and not on EBW World or the main brand shows like you would expect. Victory Explosion is not going to be taking place in the Saturn Dome. Yes, it's quite the shock, for myself included. Can't you tell? We don't know where it's going to take place yet, but it might be a strategic move by EBW President Swift, who is trying to counter the plans of other promotions to hold shows in Saturn City for "VE Weekend" which might lead to burn out and a cooling off of EBW's major territory. In any case, this does mean several big shows are still going to try and be held for that weekend, and we can add a new promotion to the list of those that have passed through the "Foreboding Gate". Championship Wrestling from Summers, a local promotion that Mayor Rex has allowed to run, despite his disdain for EBW, and now EV-X-T, which is using college connections to bypass his ordinance. Championship Wrestling from Summers is a part of the failed revival of the Eagleland Wrestling Alliance, in fact, it might be the last surviving member, or they can't afford to buy a banner without the logo. This is a place for old talent to still find relevance, and for new guys and gals to pay their dues for 20 bucks a night at best. It was here that an unexpected individual was found, when local hero, and grizzled veteran Harvey Chase, issued an open fight challenge for his Regional Heritage Brass Knuckles Championship, which may or may not be 3 or more local titles merged into one. Some title histories get vague. The title may or may not have existed since the wood paneled days of Atari Live Pro Wrestling from the early 70's. Pong Paddle MIGHT be a former title holder. In any case, back to the individual...



Championship Wrestling from Summers
Rex Night Club, Summers
Channel 7


1. Regional Heritage Brass Knuckles Championship: Trevor Mach<EBW> beat Harvey Chase(c) via Brass Knuckle Punch x Burning Machismo -> Pin -> NEW Regional Heritage Brass Knuckles Champion!

Tangelo: Yes, you saw that right. Trevor Mach showed up to this tiny promotion, as part of his title hunt with "Blood 4 Blood", but why would he come here, and for this title in particular? To answer that question, we have Trevor Mach with us right now in fact. Trevor.

Trevor Mach: That's 5 belts now baby. My pants are NEVER going to fall off unless I want them to. How's it going Nectarine?

Tangelo: Tangelo.

Trevor Mach: Absolutely.

Tangelo: You seem quite pleased with your work so far, but we have to know why Championship Wrestling from Summers? Why the Brass Knuckles Championship?

Trevor Mach: Why NOT Brass Knuckles? It's a relic, and like my friend Tackle box, I'm grinding away for all those relics. Inside joke! You want to know why this place though? Isn't that obvious too? Summers. Mayor Rex. My wife's dick head father, wants to keep us out, but they let this place run, cause the carny owners kick up a percentage. He doesn't want me setting foot in Summers. I go where I want to go. I do what I want to do. Why wouldn't I show up on his precious channel? This is the SAME channel, where Tali had to dress up in skimpy outfits, and read off scripts that made her sick. In typical Tali fashion, she made them regret it, and had the last laugh, but I wasn't laughing as much. I would laugh if I threw his corrupt and sleazy ass through plate glass. That might make me laugh. A LOT actually! What I wouldn't give to have a fight with "Mayor" Rex, but I just wanted to prove a little point here. I got a ticket back to Summers now. Wait...that's the wrong belt. Here. THIS belt, is my ticket.

Tangelo: You're looking to be in good shape. A stark contrast from months ago, when you were fighting doctor's orders to compete. The "Blood 4 Blood" team dynamic working wonders already?

Trevor Mach: It's good to have family watching out for each other, but ACTUALLY, someone happened that should have everyone shaking in their boots! I turned 38!

Tangelo: .....

Trevor Mach: It's the magic number! It's peak time bro! This is MY year! You think I was full of myself before? I wasn't at my peak yet! This is the magical year that makes you truly legendary! Remember Kota Hayashi? That Edo twink boy that liked to drop on his head for fun and eat paste? The MOMENT he turned 38, he somehow found himself the EWGP Heavyweight Champion! Yes, even though he burned and betrayed this company time and time again, the idiot of idiots found himself and the top, and you know why?

Tangelo: Skill, determination, and-

Trevor Mach: He turned 38!

Tangelo: Would have been my next guess.

Trevor Mach: I'm feeling great! I'm-

Tangelo: Just a moment Trevor. We appear to be getting a phone call? Live? Let's connect it.

w00t: *on the phone* Trevor Mach, you're slumming it in Summers instead of focusing on the main problem aren't you? Why are you running?

Trevor Mach: Running? Ha! From you?

w00t: *on the phone* From the "problem". I'm not talking about Razorblade either. That was just his way of re-introducing himself. He's got an issue with someone else. You'll see on Xcite, and you'd better be there.

Trevor Mach: "Blood 4 Blood" is in action. I wouldn't miss it.

w00t: *on the phone* The problem is your family is still in danger is it not? You're running from it aren't you? The anger you feel. The burning and screaming inside. Someone got to you, and hit you where it counts. They didn't go after just your career, because THAT has been done before, but every time they go after your family, you find yourself full of so much...."malice"? I think that's the right term isn't it?

Trevor Mach: You making a confession w00t? If so, I'd go ahead and get Last Rites out of the way too.

w00t: *on the phone* Like I said before. I did NOT do anything to your family. I did NOT attack Heather Mach. I did NOT attack Hope Mach from behind. I did NOT use a camera to show your sleeping children in a dire situation. I didn't do those things. I do get satisfaction out of seeing you run from your anger though. You can't find an answer, and that's unacceptable for a man like yourself. Isn't it?

Trevor Mach: I'm getting tired of you looking into me. I'll be at Xcite. You make sure you're not alone, or if I find you, you find trouble. Not for being a dick bag, because that's the normal for you. No, you're bringing up things that go beyond the ring, and I got a receipt for you.

w00t: *on the phone* Heh. That reaction....is "perfection". Happy Birthday Trevor. I do hope you enjoyed my present.

Trevor Mach: Your present?

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