Backstage

Hope Mach, with her hand in a cast, Christina Angel, Alison Chains, and the James Sisters approached Swift all at once.

Swift: Cripes! Don't sneak up on me!

Alison Chains: We were walking straight up to you.

Swift: ....I had a lot on my mind. Shut up. Women I swear! You know how hard it is to be President?!

Hope Mach: I lost a finger, and I'm calmer than you.

Swift: It's been a long week getting this Golden Week stuff going, and having to talk to all these other promoter assholes about Collision.

Christina Angel: But we need to talk about-

Swift: I know why you're here. They won't get getting involved tonight. I've got the place covered in security. Plus, they already said they're not, but damn, I already paid for the Red Shirts.

Alison Chains: Wait, how do you know that?

Swift produced a box, with a note that simply read "Collision".

Swift: I think you can understand what this means.

Hope Mach: It could be a trap.

Christina Angel: It's a risk we'll have to take. The Golden Tournament went off without a hitch. We all want to see the same for the Killer Queen Tournament.

Swift: Then help out. Keep your eyes open, and don't go anywhere alone. I can't really do much else to stop them. This is Tess shit.

Alison Chains: Well then, if it's going to be an uninterrupted Tournament, then I'd better just go win then.

Christina Angel: Good luck Chains.

Hope Mach: Swift, about my Television Championship. I-

Swift: I can't stop you from holding onto that title, but I can't stop them coming for it either. You have a couple weeks, and then you can't really run from the challenges or else you'll start losing the respect of the fans.

Hope Mach: It's a wild wild world out here Mr. President. I'll do what I've got to do.

Backstage....elsewhere

Erica walked out of her dressing room, and found herself face to face with the "Valkyries". Duvalie was bowing, and when she looked up, she had a feint smile on her face, and nearly closed eyes.

Duvalie: Hello Mistress.

Erica: Duvalie. Tonight, we both have an opportunity to regain some control of our lives. I trust we both want that.

Duvalie: The "Valkyries" and I simply go with the flow, and follow the will of our Mistress. Unfortunately for you....things have changed, and we are an army without a cause. Therefore, we'll create our own cause. Self preservation, like you said. We'll survive this reckoning. We'll thrive....no matter who gets in our way.

Erica: ....That's more than I expected, but don't forget who your master is....or was.

Duvalie: I bow to you out of courtesy, but I will not kneel in the ring. If you expect it, you'll be very surprised. Very disappointed.

Backstage....elsewhere.....elsewhere

Tack Angel walked into the building, sporting his most recent attire, but feeling out of place in it. He looked around at all the wrestlers passing by, and held his head, as Makoto ran up to him.

Makoto Angel: Uh....Tack? Do you have time for an interview? I mean, I know I needed to keep my distance at home, but this work related so-

Tack Angel: Of course Makoto, you can talk to me. We're apparently very close. I'm sorry I'm having trouble remembering.

Makoto Angel: That's all right. We'll all work hard to help you remember and fall in love all over again. However, this is about your condition for tonight. Are you sure you're cleared to compete?

Tack Angel: I am. I'm told I'm needed for something important, and while I have a lot on my mind, I won't back down from the challenge. The "Bad Dudes" will enter that ring together tonight, and these so called "War Kings", and everyone else in the arena, and all over the world are going to learn.

Makoto Angel: Learn what Tack?

Tack Angel: ....Spoilers.

Makoto Angel: He seems all right. I'm just worried. Please be all right Tack! I love you! *sigh* Stop. Try to be professional. Oh he's gone.






Larry Grim: Welcome to the Mid-South Sportasseum for Xperience! Golden Week continues, with this, the Killer Queen Tournament! We're told the "Skulls & Bones" are nowhere to be seen, but they weren't exactly seen before either. We still don't know who they are. Well I do, but I'm not allowed to say.

Makoto Angel: Hang on! I'm here! I'm here! I just got done talking to Tack, and he's ready tonight, but more importantly for everyone, we've got the Killer Queen Tournament. The winner will face off with Christina, and I'm very excited to see who steps up to take on the daughter. It could go in many ways. Alison Chains could make it a "C.O.D.E" vs. "C.O.D.E" match. Lainey Strong could rise to the occasion like she's worked hard to do. Erica could stage a drastic comeback. Duvalie could shock the world. Yeah, I mentioned those four, because we already had the Quarter-Finals on ENN+! Lainey Strong beat her eternal rival Calamity Jane with the Northern Lights. Jane was still smarting after that "S&B" attack Alison Chains beat Kaie in a hard hitter, with a Sit Out Inverted DDT. Duvalie used her sly tricks to choke out the desperate BeShemoth to advance, and Erica beat Gold with an Air Raid Crash.

Larry Grim: We also saw Picky Minch beat Aron Vayne in a Bushido Rules bout, submitting him with the Crossface in Round 3. Vayne is a great Judoka, but he's also improving slowly but surely with Pro Wrestling. Big Shark and Danny Leung once again beat "Flood Generation", with a Big Shark Splash on Nosan. Good News Gary looked worn out from crying for some reason, and Rains was nowhere to be seen.

Makoto Angel: We're kicking things off with a big bout. "Dan Club" will be in action first against Team Mid-South! That's right folks, we're starting with the Triple Crown World Champion! Let's take it to the ring!

EBW: Xperience "Killer Queen Tournament"
Mid-South Sportasseum, Mid-South
ENN

0. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Lainey Strong beat Calamity Jane via Northern Lights Suplex -> Pin
0. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Alison Chains beat Kaie via Sit Out Inverted DDT -> Pin
0. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Duvalie beat BeShemoth via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
0. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Erica beat Gold via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
0. Dark Match Bushido Rules Singles: Picky Minch beat Aron Vayne (R3 3:03) via Crossface -> Submission
0. Dark Match Tag: Big Shark[o]/Danny Leung beat Nosan[x]/Manu Kalani via Big Shark Slam -> Pin
1. 8-Man Tag: Benjamin[o]/Bashin Dan/Jammer/Vape beat Barry "The Master" Lawless/Johnny Starbound/Dirk Laramie[x]/Dick Wagner via Masamune -> Pin
-The opening match saw "Dan Club" go toe to toe with a team straight from Mid-South, in a prelude to the upcoming Collision event. This was a fun clash of styles, where new took on old, but Johnny Starbound, the Unified World Champion stood out, and tried to impress and show what he could do against Bashin Dan. Problem was Dirk Laramie was on his team, who ate a Spear from the Triple Crown World Champion, and was taken to the mat with the Masamune for the pin.

Tommy Dukes: That's a great win for our team! Johnny Starbound doesn't look too happy about it. He's trying to go across the ring to talk trash at Dan, but I don't think he realizes who he's talking to here.

Johnny Starbound: Come on Dan! Why stop now! You surprised you won? You're used to choking by now right! Choke! You're a choke artist!

Bashin Dan: What's your problem Starbound?

Johnny Starbound: My problem? I have to work here in Mid-South, surrounded by hillbillies and yokels! I have to work in a shit ring, against shit opponents, in shit part of the country! I should be where you are, because if I were in your shoes, I wouldn't keep choking during the big match! I would actually win! Do you have a choking fetish or something? Someone should warn Hope that-

Bashin Dan: Don't! Don't do it. Don't drag her into this. You want to pick a fight? Direct it right here. I'm here. I'm looking right at you. Let him go guys. Make a move.

Johnny Starbound: I want you to know something Dan. I don't have to kick your ass right now. I just needed to provoke you. I know I can get in your head. You idiots in EBW make it too easy. You have too many attachments. Me? I pump em and dump em. They know it going in too. They could care less. These rats, they're not for relationships, not even the ones that dare to step in the ring to do what we do. You don't romance them. You fu-

Bashin Dan: ENOUGH!

Larry Grim: Whoa! Dan is fired up! Now he's being pulled back from Starbound, while the Mid-South's star and so called Unified World Champion is walking off with the last laugh. It doesn't look like he just lost, and he's walking away even as Barry Lawless is trying to get him to come back and apologize. Most of the Mid-South roster knows about honor and respect.

Makoto Angel: I still feel bad for Dirk Laramie. That guy can't catch a break no matter where he goes. I think Dick Wagner just wandered into the crowd. What a mess.

Backstage

Lilly Belle Hopper: And so I said I'd do him if it meant-oh are we on? Hop hop! Lilly Belle Hopper here! Did you all miss me? I know I'm not always around when you need me, but I have a twitch channel and patreon, where you can donate to help me help you, if you know what I'm saying. *wink* I'm joined by the "Bad Man" Trevor Mach, who tonight will reform the "Bad Dudes" with Tack Angel, to take on the "War Kings". After the street fight and explosion just a few days ago, are you up for this?

Trevor Mach: Is there ever any doubt? If he and I had to be scraped off the ground at Crystal Heaven, we'd still find a way to come back swinging. If I died, I would haunt a necromancer to raise me from the dead, so I could come back and kick some ass. Plus, the game is just beginning with Ilya Fedorovich. Ol' crazy eyes still needs a reality check from yours truly. He's going to get it. I know the "War Kings" want to add more trophies to the collection, well a win tonight, and they get a shot at the Challenge Championship, but they could've had it either way. It's called the Challenge Championship for a reason dickbags. You CHALLENGE for it, and the CHAMPION, that's me, accepts the CHALLENGE! Win OR lose tonight, come and get it. Take your shot.

Lilly Belle Hopper: A lot of people are worried about Tack Angel going into tonight. From the looks of it, he's forgotten some things.

Trevor Mach: Maybe he has, but if you'll recall, I've always thought that Tack was at his best before he was the "Star Prince". He's got that mindset that made him practically unstoppable for years, so you shouldn't be worrying about Tack. Worry about yourselves, cause the "Bad Dudes" are back.

2. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Finals: Alison Chains beat Lainey Strong via Sit Out Inverted DDT -> Pin
-The Semi-Finals of the Killer Queen Tournament saw Chains take on Strong in a quick sprint of a match. Lainey's in ring improvement has very noticeable, but she was still not prepared for the rule bending and outright breaking of Chains, who thrives on violence. Chains put a thumb into Strong's eye, and used it to push her into the corner, where she battered her with elbows, before lifting her for a Sit Out Inverted DDT and the pin.

Larry Grim: That's a win for Alison Chains. She's not holding back on this one. I don't think her and Strong have any animosity, in fact I know they don't, but she could've blinded her right then. This is the Chains people have been waiting to see. She perfected this in VBW.

Makoto Angel: Lainey just needs to keep working. She's getting back up, and waving off the assault, not taking it personally. That's a good attitude I think. Still, I don't know if I approve of Chains' style.

Larry Grim: She's made it very clear she doesn't care what WE think. "C.O.D.E" is lucky she's on their side. Loyalty to M's is a powerful thing. Hey look in the crowd, it's former Television Champion Sunny Malibu. She was watching during Xcite too. I wonder what's going through her head right now. Well I know, but I'll ask for your sake.

3. Singles: Razorblade<VBW> beat Magnum PT via Head Drop Exploder Suplex -> Pin
-Magnum PT has been looking strong since returning to EBW months ago, but this match with Razorblade had him looking like he was back in his losing stream funk, when Razor slammed his face into the turnbuckles at the bell, and immediately busted him open hard. Razor battered PT, who showed his fighting spirit by returning to his feet every time, which got the crowd behind him, but Razorblade kept him down with an Exploder Suplex that dropped him directly on his head and neck before the pin.

Razorblade: Oh you're booing that? Boo this. *flips the bird* I don't give a shit what you think, but really I'm doing you all a favor. Inadvertently of course. I do things for me, and for me alone, but when I conquer EBW by myself, the "One Man War", will liberate you all from the grip of Swift and his gaggle of idiots! These sons of bitches didn't think I was worthy to be one of them. When I'm stepping on the throat of EBW, and I crush it, I wonder if they'll be thinking that then. I-

Benjamin: Paint a vivid picture, I must say. You've got a way with words, and with violence. Save it. Save it up, and use it on me, because when I beat you, I don't want you running around and making excuses. EBW isn't some oppressive place. We're literally opening the door at Collision, and look, you just had a match!

Razorblade: Look at the apple polishing, weak willed, dick sucking champ!

Benjamin: I don't appreciate the language.

Razorblade: I don't care!

Benjamin: You want to insult me because I have loyalty to my promotion? Fine. Go for it. Where I come from, loyalty is very important. I had loyalty to my Kingdom. Loyalty to those who helped me save the world. Now, I have loyalty to my friends, loved ones, these fans, and yes, this company. It gave me a new home. I'm not ashamed of that. I think you'll be ashamed though. You'll be ashamed when all of your tough talk, language, and violence gets you nowhere against me. Call me whatever you want, because at the end of the night, the Masamune will pierce the Heavens, and bring you down for the count. Also, this distraction allowed for Mike and Amigo to pull PT out of the ring, so thanks for keeping your eyes on me.

Razorblade: Like I care what happens to him. Just think about what's going to happen to you. I WILL keep dropping you on your head, until you break....one way or the other.

4. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Finals: Duvalie beat Erica via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
-Another match in the Killer Queen Tournament saw Duvalie and Erica mix it up for the first time. Duvalie showed respect with the bow, and Erica asked her if she really wanted this, and Duvalie nodded in the affirmative. Erica was expecting to roll over her former maid, but Duvalie was able to work with her on the mat, and seemed to have a counter for every hold and slam attempt. It was obvious that Duvalie had been watching Erica's every move, but Erica hadn't done the same. Still Erica, was Women's World Champion for many reasons, tough wrestling acumen, and of course the penchant for breaking the rules, but when setting up her former maid for the Air Raid Crash, Duvalie escaped, and trapped Erica in the Read Naked Choke. The same choke involving the concealed wire that referees really need to check harder for. Erica was getting a taste of her own medicine, as she blacked out. A Referee Stoppage win for Duvalie.

Makoto Angel: She lost? Duvalie choked out Erica, the former Women's World Champion, and Christina's biggest rival. I'm shocked! The rematch isn't happening.

Larry Grim: This means that no matter who wins the finals, we'll be seeing a new challenger for Christina Angel and the Women's World Championship.

Makoto Angel: Wait, here comes Alison Chains right now!

Alison Chains: That's some win Duvalie! You beat her ass, and saved me the trouble, but I know how you did it, and that pisses me off. So does that attitude. Look at you just smiling. You think that air of superiority is going to save you from me? You think a little cord is going keep me down when you apply that choke? I *bleep* with hands around my neck, and that's on a slow night. I want you to try that choke. I want it nice and legal. Hell, this is the Killer Queen Tournament. Killer is in the name, and while I don't give a shit about being a Queen, I do know a thing or two about a killer instinct, the game and the attitude. Let's cut to the chase. I don't want to wait for the main event. I'm fired up. You're already in the ring. Let's do this with NO RULES! Are you game? I mean, who the hell is going to stop us?

Duvalie: Heh....*bows* as you wish Mistress Chains.

5. Killer Queen Tournament No Rules Finals:

Duvalie beat Alison Chains via Licht Breaker(Fire Thunder Piledriver) -> Pin -> Killer Queen Winner!

Hazen/Ilya Fedorovich[o] beat Tack Angel/Trevor Mach[x] via Corkscrew Euroland Uppercut -> Pin

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Tommy Dukes: After several years, and the disappointments of further installments, the return of The Ultimate EBW is here. It's a new era, with a new crop of talent, and things are going to be completely different!



Hope Mach: Thanks for letting us use your place again Ness.

Ness: .....

Hope Mach: Yeah, I'd pack up and move too if I was getting paid that much.

Christina Angel: It just seems right to do the show here.

Paula: Well, we weren't too happy with it being converted into a museum as it is. Add to the bad feelings between Ness and his Mom right now, and we just think it's best to not fight this one.

Ness: .....

Christina Angel: I'm sorry about Gra....Tess. I'm sorry about Tess. We're not thrilled with her either. However, I promise that we'll do our best to make you proud.

Paula: The first season changed EBW forever, and that change extended far beyond the promotion. It created the future, and now it's your turn to plant the seeds and light the way. We both wish you good luck. Where's King? We'll just go get him and leave you to it.

Hope Mach: That dog is like 30 at least right? How is that possible?

Ness: ......

Hope Mach: I guess not moving around much will do that.

Tommy Dukes: And thus Ness handed off the keys to the two coaches, who will use this house, and its legacy to-

Hope Mach: Tommy, what are you doing?

Tommy Dukes: Huh?

Christina Angel: You're narrating in real time?

Tommy Dukes; It's the idea of Chaz Hardcastle. He's got me out here with all these extra Lakitus, to capture real reactions. ENN doesn't want this to be a show created in post or something. I don't know....I'm sorry...I'm just doing my job.

Hope Mach: Well....it is what it is. Shall we Christina?

Christina Angel: Actually, I think before we do, we need to talk about my Father and-

Hope Mach: Not right now. The cameras are rolling. Let's give the people what they want.

Christina Angel: *nods*

The two walked up to the front door, and together, they put the key into the door, opening the house, and officially kicking off the new TUE!

-

Hope Mach: Do I want to talk about what Tack did to my Dad? Of course I do. Everyone wants to talk about it. It's all anyone CAN talk about. However, we have a show to do, and a duty to perform. Golden Week needs its big premiere. ENN needs its ratings. EBW needs this new blood. So, we'll set it aside for now, and we'll do our jobs.

-

Christina Angel: I think she's furious honestly. I hope she doesn't think I knew anything about it. I'm shocked to say the least. I don't know what's going on. My Dad hasn't spoken to too many people since it happened, and I'm in Onett, so I can't confront him. He's not taking any calls either. *sigh* I had nothing to do with it. I just want to do my best here. I'm coming into this as the Women's World Champion. Hope is the Television Champion. We're the standard bearers. I want to call us the "Bad Dudettes", but I think that's inappropriate right now. We owe it to this new class of talent to give it our all, and we will.

-

The two coaches got acclimated to the house that started it all, before leaving in separate vehicles to the EBW Training Center, where they would meet up with the talent, and choose teams.



Tommy Dukes: We're here at the training center, and before we go forward, I'm joined with Vape, who is here to talk about our sponsor for the night.

Vape: That's right. I'm here to talk about Vape Brand Condoms! You won't feel anything, but you won't catch anything either! An official sponsor of The Ultimate EBW AND ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier!

Hope Mach: Hey, can we move it along. We're a little busy here.

Tommy Dukes: Right. Right. Sorry. We just have....uh...3 or 4 more sponsors to run through. Hurry Vape.

Vape: Right. Vape Brand Bandages, for when you want my face covering your open wounds. Vape Brand Vitamins, no they won't make your hair fall out anymore. Vape brand wigs, they WILL still make your hair fall out ironically. Vape Brand Lube, for when you want to hit the backdoor and-

Hope Mach: Enough!

Christina Angel: We don't want this to be a joke. What we have here are potential megastars. Some of you could go on to Victory Explosion greatness. Others, might slip through the cracks like so many in the past. It's hard to say. EBW needs the best of the best, and we're going to find out this season which among you fits into that category.

Hope Mach: We both know you have some experience, we've studied the tapes. That doesn't mean you have EBW experience. It's a whole other level. You have to be great in the ring, and make yourself entertaining in the process. Athletes first, but athletes with personality. People tend to treat our sport like a variety show, so you do have to draw them in with the character, BUT you keep them forever with your abilities. Christina and I started wrestling when we were both 16. We're only in our 20's but we have a lot of knowledge to share, from traveling up and down the road, and fighting the worst fights. We have special insight, coming from a division constantly in peril from its own management. We're survivors, and we'll teach you how to survive.

Christina Angel: Of course, we'll do it in our own way, because this isn't about both of us teaching you. We're also in competition. We always have been. We're friends, but we're rivals, and at the end of this program, we may have a showdown of our own, but what's most important is which one of you men and which one of you women we can propel into a top spot. Now, we're both going to pick two men and two women. Tommy flipped a coin before we came in here, and Hope won so-

Hope Mach: My first pick is Chrissy Angel.

Chrissy Angel: What?!

Christina Angel: What?!

Vape: Wow, they really are the same person aren't they?

Tommy Dukes: Uh....yeah?

Chrissy Angel: Why would you pick me?

Hope Mach: Call it my ace in the hole. Don't question me, just come stand at my side.

Chrissy Angel: .....

Christina Angel: That was a low blow Hope.

Hope Mach: A real kick in the head right?

Christina Angel: *sigh* I get it. We're not pulling punches right? Well then, I am going for Darkness Aoi.

Darkness Aoi: ....*nods*

Hope Mach: Well she was my second pick, so good choice. I'll be going with Wendy Mustang then.

Wendy Mustang: I'll show ya why I shoulda been yer #1 pick, but thanks all the same.

Christina Angel: That leaves Tiger Cat with me.

Tiger Cat: Can't say I appreciate being the last one picked for the women. I think I deserve better than that, but I'm not going to throw a fit about it. I'll just prove it with my actions.

Tommy Dukes: Those are the women picked so far Vape. What do you think about it?

Vape: Wow....she's beautiful.

Tommy Dukes: Who is?

Vape: Darkness Aoi.

Tommy Dukes: How can you tell? She's wearing a mask.

Vape: I can just tell. I bet her foot game is unbelievable.

Tommy Dukes: I thought you were working on some girl named Minako?

Vape: She's very busy doing something? I don't know. Plus, she's apparently destined to be alone forever, and I figured that was something we had in common, but no dice. However, I think my broken heart has been mended by the sight of Aoi. The game begins again. Where's that Vape Brand Lube. I....might.....need it.

Tommy Dukes: ...Ew.

Hope Mach: For my first male pick, I choose Isiah Muscle.

Isiah Muscle: #1 draft choice baby. *flex* I won't let you down.

Christina Angel: Then I have to go with.....the Point Man.

Point Man: The Point Man is always ready. The Point Man will always get the job done. That's what I do. You made a good choice.

Hope Mach: I choose Eiji Hino.

Eiji Hino: Oh wow, I wasn't picked last. I'm very grateful. I think this will be a lot of fun.

Hope Mach: Not if I can help it.

Eiji Hino: Oh.

Christina Angel: Well...creepy clown man....I guess you're with me.

Shrierker: *deep breathing*

Christina Angel: Right.

-

Hope Mach: I didn't pick the clown cause they scare the hell out of me. I think I got that from my Mom. Ironically Dad has been a clown in the past. Mom threw him out of a window once. We all laughed, so it was alright in the end, but like I screamed, he screamed, the police came, it was awkward. I got the exact team I wanted, though I was surprised to find Hino so chill. His work rate is impressive in the ring, but you'd never know it from his personality. To be honest, Wendy Mustang was my must have, but the opportunity to nab Chrissy came up and I had to take it. The gamble paid off.

-

Christina Angel: Hope got a lot of my picks, but I see potential in everyone, yes even the clown. In my experience, a guy like that can be very dangerous. I'm just glad he's on my side. At least, I hope he's on my side. It'll be interesting to train guys along with gals, and maybe I'll even pick up a few things along the way. You always have to be a student. I spent a long time trying to develop my own style, before realizing that embracing the Angel Family style best suited me. Right now though, I'm having some doubts, so we'll see what happens.

-

Chrissy Angel: I didn't expect this. I just assumed I'd be on Christina's team. This was her idea after all. I already had a little experience in EBW, but after some losses, she suggested I do this, and grow into it naturally, instead of being thrown in without preparation. I can't say I was happy about it, but The Ultimate EBW is a big deal, so I look at it as an opportunity. What? My Father? I don't think we should talk about that right now. I don't really have much to say, as I've been here with Christina. I don't know what's happening either.

-

Wendy Mustang: Shoot, this is gonna be fun. I want big action, and big challenges. As you can tell, I like things big. *grabs her chest* I've seen chicks like Kimber Blaze talk about Eagleland Muscle, and she didn't have great things to say about the ol' Red, Blue, and White these days, but if you want someone who doesn't run when things aren't looking great, then I'm your gal!

-

Eiji Hino: I'm just really happy to be here. I look forward to the opportunities, and I hope I can do well for my team. Huh? You want to know about how I dress? It's just how I dress. I don't know what to say really. I don't have much. I live on the streets mostly. I make just enough to get by, and give the rest to people who need it more, and then I camp out under the stars. It will be nice to have a roof and a bed though. It's been a while. Wish me luck!

-

Isiah Muscle: Hope made a good call. I think my Dad tried to come on a little too strong with her Mom a few times, in that he took Bowser's flying clown thing and snagged her up or something. I really only heard stories, so I'm glad she's not blaming me for that or taking it personally. I can bring a lot to her team, and I can win this whole things. It's not cockiness if you can back it up. Reserve the judgement until you see me work. *flexes*

-

Shrieker: *deep breathing and unblinkingly staring*

-

Point Man: The Point Man is honored to be on Team Angel. The Point Man will do his best to win one for the team. You can always count on The Point Man.

-

Tiger Cat: I'm not used to being overlooked like that. Maybe that was the point? To get my blood boiling? I'm already well enough motivated for this. I beat up ladies in Edo, and I'm ready to do it in Eagleland. Not to be cliche, but this cat does have claws, and I can strike at a moment's notice. These other gals look up to the challenge, but only one us is going to get that big win in the end, and it's going to be me.

-

Darkness Aoi: I'm not used to starting at the bottom, as I have attained great respect in Edo, but I understand the system, and I will abide by it, and I will dominate. In Edo I was feared, and for good reason. If you look at me as a rookie, you'll pay for that mistake gravely. I-



Vape: H-hey there, my name is Vape. I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance. So look, I would really love to take you to-



Darkness Aoi: Save the games for the Tiger Cat. I know she likes to play.

Vape: *inside the wall* Ow...I think I'm in the love.

Wayne Angel: *inside the wall* That's great news Vape. I'm happy to hear it!

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Tack Angel was walking backstage after Xcite, he was greeted by his body guard Samus Aran as she opened the door to his ride back home. He greeted the person inside when a hand grabbed his shoulder.

Lucca: I'm afraid Tack that I have some questions for you.

Tack brushed her hand away.

Tack Angel: Hands off me Lucca, I have no time for you. And you will address me as Highness.

Lucca: Fine... your Highness. But I still have questions for you.

Tack Angel: Fine, you may ask one question. I do this in respect for Crono.

Lucca: Why have you forgotten about forgiveness along with the rest of your memories?

Tack Angel: FORGIVENESS?! You speak to me of forgiveness? When has anyone ever ask forgiveness of me? Of all the wrongs that were made? Of how people treated me as a stepping stone or a jester, to prance around. Is that what you want of me Lucca? To hand you a balloon animal?

Lucca: N-no. I don't

Tack Angel: All those times that Trevor used me as an out? A get-out-of-jail-free card? As his trump card to get away with kidnapping and murder?

Lucca: I don't know what to say.

Tack Angel: And Tali as well, how she always treated me like shit. Never a nice thing to say. An alsoran is how I was treated by her. No humility for the Bad Bitch Mom.

Lucca: Sir never meant...

Tack Angel: Your Sir has never asked for forgiveness from me or anyone for anything she's done to EBW or The World. We were all just supposed to accept that, "Ooopsy-Woopsie, I made a fucky-wucky! Haha!" and just move on.

Lucca: That's really uncalled for...

Tack Angel then rushes directly to Lucca's face and looks down on her. He raises his right hand in a fist as Lucca turned away. Lucca with her eyes closed felt the wind of motion in front of her and opened her eyes to see the back of Tack's hand.

Tack Angel: Do you see this Lucca?

Lucca looked at Tack's hand and noticed a scar reaching his index knuckle to the end of his wrist.

Lucca: I don't understand what I'm seeing your Highness.

Tack Angel: This, Lucca, is my eternal reminder of what your Sir, what Trevor's wife, did to me. This scar is when I knocked away that taxi to save those people during the Incident. And you know what Incident.



Lucca: Y-y-yes, I do know.

Tack Angel: And did I ever get a sorry? Did I ever get any sense of sorrow from her about the sacrifices that others did? That I did?

Lucca: I don't know.

Tack Angel: Very rarely has Tali been 100% honest with you, hasn't she?

Lucca: Well, I...

Tack Angel: Most of the time you've had to find out the truth by yourself?

Lucca: Yes.

Tack Angel: But I'm going to be 100% honest with you Lucca.

Lucca gulped.

Tack Angel: I'm going to win the Triple Crown, and then I'm going to break Trevor's will. I will beat him so badly, I will break his spirit, I will force him to KNEEL in fealty to me. He will say, "Tack, I made a mistake in terrorizing you and your family. And I ask your forgiveness." And if he does so, I might show mercy. I might.

Lucca: I'm speechless, your Highness.

Tack Angel: And as for your Sir, your boss, your... I'll refrain for naming further. I have something special for her.

Lucca: What do you mean?

Tack Angel: In realizing my path, I decided to take as King, what is mine. I am the Constellation King, and all that shines down is mine to harvest.

Lucca: Harvest?

Tack Angel: For some reason, I had an epiphany. My stars in the skies are my seeds, and when harvest comes on certain produce, I will reap what was sown. And in doing so, I have claimed a new wife.

Lucca: A new wife?

A figure steps out of the nearby vehicle, and wraps her arms around Tack's.

Lucca: Oh God.

Tack Angel: I present to you, my new wife, Rose Mulligan. Or as she is now, my sweet sweet Rose Angel.

Lucca clasps her hands over her mouth, as Tack & Rose step into the vehicle and Samus drives them away.

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Nerma: Nerma here....well....things are certainly interesting these days. Oh, this is EBW World by the way. I've got some news for you, but I'm sure you already know all about it. It's been playing all over the internet. It's gotten a million views on youtube already. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Tack Angel's speech, and what happened after with Lucca. Oh yeah....another wife. Lady M's half sister Rose Mulligan. Rose Angel now. EXCUSE ME! Tack was a real jerk to me when I asked him about this! We tried to get answers, but he won't talk to me anymore. If you want what little we got....*sigh* unfortunately you're going to have to get the ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier package. I wish I was kidding. I can tell you some information after Collision though. The upcoming "summit" of sorts. Wrestling's answer to the Olympics. It will be a 2 Day event now, and will have feature matches to go with the other events planned. I'm not allowed to talk about the other events, because apparently Wide World of Wrestling gets to do that. Blasted Tangelo!

Collision: The World Games Day 1
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN

1. EBW Challenge Championship: Trevor Mach(c)<EBW> vs. Ilya Fedorovich<EBW>
2. Unified World Championship: Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>(c) vs. Bashin Dan<EBW>
3. EBW Triple Crown World #1 Contender: Mav Valentine<EBW> vs. Tack Angel<EBW>

Collision: The World Games Day 2
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN

1. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel<EBW>(c) vs. Bloody Mary<VBW>
2. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Benjamin<EBW>(c) vs. Razorblade<VBW>

Nerma: That's what we have so far, with VBW sending out Bloody Mary to come after Christina Angel, who will have to take a day off of TUE for this challenge. Meanwhile, an interesting conflict arose based on the card for Day one, with Mav Valentine vs. Tack Angel taking place in the main event, as opposed to the the Unified World Championship match. Starbound was displeased.

Swift's Office

Starbound was shouting at President Swift about the care placement.

Johnny Starbound: I don't know why you think you can always call the shots! EBW doesn't control me or Mid-South, or this Unified World Championship for that matter. You have to figure out that we out number you, and if we want the main event, we're going to get it. What do you have to say about that!

Swift: I think you're a massive idiot for coming in here, raising your voice at me like that. I let you in as a courtesy, and will happily throw your stupid ass out of my window if you raise it again. Also, I didn't make this call Starbound. You're right, this wasn't EBW's call. He made it happen.

Johnny Starbound: Who?

Swift pointed behind Starbound. The Unified World Champion. He slowly turned around to see Tack Angel standing over him.

Tack Angel: Do we have a problem?

Johnny Starbound: Wh-what? I just-

Tack Angel: Starbound right? Heh...you're only "Starbound" if I let you be. Do you understand?

Johnny Starbound: Excuse me? I-

Tack Angel: Don't say another word. Just leave.

Johnny Starbound: ....

Starbound looked as if he might speak again, but begrudgingly took his title belt and let. Swift just stared across his table at Tack.

Swift: ....

Tack Angel: ....

Swift: ...The hell's gotten into you man?

Tack Angel: Something that should've happened a long time ago Swift, and it's not "man". It's your Highness. I don't want to have to come down here and settle business again. Someone has a problem with the King, they know where to find me.

Swift: ....

Saturn Cafe

Bashin Dan was sitting with Benjamin, watching the clips of Xcite and after on his phone.

Bashin Dan: What do you think?

Benjamin: I'll never not be intrigued by the moving pictures on your tiny box...I mean phone...cellular phone. As opposed to a land line....that was connected by cords...going all over the place. That sounds like madness by the way.

Bashin Dan: I meant about Tack man. This is really wild.

Benjamin: We both looked up to him as a pillar of the promotion, but we need to hoist it up ourselves, now more than ever. You convinced me of that.

Bashin Dan: And you proved that you have what it takes when you beat me. I think so anyways.

Benjamin: You're coming back for a rematch right?

Bashin Dan: I want to, but that's why you need to have your head in the game for what's coming. You have Razorblade in your way, and he's going to stop at nothing to beat you and prove and his point.

Benjamin: And he probably thinks of me as joke. He beat me in VBW. That DID happen, but the circumstances won't be the same, nor will the result.

Bashin Dan: Then you have Mav Valentine....or Tack Angel.

Benjamin: I see. You're thinking several steps ahead. I can't do that. I'm taking Razorblade very seriously. He has my attention.

Bashin Dan: ...and you have my confidence buddy.

Benjamin: Thank you Dan. That means a lot. Now, you wanted to talk about that "other" thing right?

Bashin Dan: *blushes* Uhhhh! I don't know! Maybe it's not such a great idea?

Benjamin: You're fearless in the ring, and while playing Battle Spirits, but going beyond that, with women at least, you're a novice huh?

Bashin Dan: I uh... I guess so.

Benjamin: Well, I'll help, but I don't have much more experience....that wasn't started by someone else. Heh...heh...uh. To be fair, you're still helping me with modern things too. Like for example...the cellular phone.

Bashin Dan: Cell phone...or just phone. Phone works.

Benjamin: My phone doesn't work actually. See? Blank box.

Bashin Dan: You have to charge it?

Benjamin: With the credit card?

Bashin Dan: *looks at the camera* This could take a while.

ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier

Fourside Arena - Shower Room

Trevor Mach let the hot water flow over him, as he suddenly heard the door open behind him, shocked to see Lilly Belle Hopper and a Lakitu entering the showers. Luckily the small wall between them obscured his lower half. 

Trevor Mach: The hell are you doing in here?

Lilly Belle Hopper: Hop hop! I'm so sowwy Mr. Mach, but Chaz Hardcastle encouraged me to go after the biggy wiggy stories, so I have an all access pass!

Trevor Mach: No story here, unless you're trying to get a candid shot of my ass. I don't think that's news. I-I what the hell?

Lilly Belle Hopper: What's wrong?

Trevor Mach: *looks down* Nothing! Nothing is wrong! What do you want?!

Lilly Belle Hopper: We wanted to get an interview, so we could hear about your upcoming match with Ilya Fedorovich, and your thoughts about Tack Ang-

Trevor Mach: I-I-I don't have any thoughts to share right now! I'd rather you get the hell out of here!

Lilly Belle Hopper: What is-

Trevor Mach: Stay on that side of the wall! Lakitu, don't even THINK about it! Listen, I have a lot to say, and a lot I'm going to do, but I'll say it, and I'll do it ON MY TIME! MYYYYYYY- HA.....Ha.....ha......

Lilly Belle Hopper: I'm so confused.

Lucca suddenly rose up from behind the wall.

Lucca: I don't feel very highly about Tack Angel myself. If you'll excuse me.

Trevor Mach: .....

Lilly Belle Hopper: .....

Trevor Mach: I....I don't know how she got down there....I don't know where she ever comes from...*sniff* Help me Tali. *sniff*

Crystal Heaven

A sneaky Lakitu followed Tack Angel back to Crystal Heaven, where Tack was overseeing the continued reconstruction of Crystal Heaven.

Tack Angel: How is it going Bill?

Pirate Bill: Yarr, we be doin' our best your Highness. Soon the banners will be hoisted like a main sail. Yarr.

Tack Angel: Soon is good....sooner would be better.

Pirate Bill: ...Aye sir.

Tack looked around, as the people gave him timid looks.

Tack Angel: Don't be scared. As long as you're on my side, and as long as you remember to kneel when the time comes, you'll all be safe in my Kingdom.

Tack affixed his new family crest ring to his finger, as he entered his home. He took in a deep breath as he walked by the kneeling pirates. Several of the wives wanted to speak with Tack, but he looked at them, and they walked away, except for Nani.

Tack Angel: Are you afraid too?

Nani Angel: Of you? Never. You are the only one on this Earth that I would ever kneel to.

Tack Angel: I wish I could remember you better Nani, but you bore me children, and gave me your loyalty this whole time.

Nani Angel: Your new found strength makes me want you even more.

Tack Angel: ...Come with me.

Tack walked Nani into a room, where the pirates were in the process of giving Amy Angel and Rose Angel tattoos. Womb tattoos below the belt.

Nani Angel: What is this?

Amy Angel: Pledging our loyalty Nani. Consider it getting married all over again, but this time, to the King of Crystal Heaven. You've come a long a way from the timid man I once knew Tack.

Tack Angel: Does it hurt?

Amy Angel: No. Not at all.

Tack Angel: How about you Rose?

Rose Angel: Not nearly enough. You'll have to show me more later.

Tack Angel: Gladly. Well Nani? What do you think?

Nani removed her pants, and went to lay on the third table in the room.

Nani Angel: I'm ready.

Tack Angel: Well done Nani.

Tack quickly turned and grabbed the Lakitu, pulling him in closely.

Tack Angel: Did you get all of that? Good, because it's the last thing you'll see in Crystal Heaven. Lakitus are no longer welcome here.

Tack dragged the Lakitu outside, and tossed him into the air across the border.

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Tangelo: *low energy and borderline monotone* Tangelo. How do. Well, it's finally here, the biggest event in wrestling. A 2-Day event in Twoson, which is ironic. Ha....ha....ha. Collision: The World Games, will feature the first of an annual Olympics like wrestling event. Through constant negotiations and planning, the cards have finally been revealed. Only a few names remain absent, and a couple of surprises. The matches will more or less be 4-Way Elimination Matches, with the first to be eliminated getting nothing, the next will get the bronze, after that the silver, and the winner will get the gold.

Collision: The World Games Day 1
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN

1. World Games Elimination Men's 4-Team Tag: Trevor Mach<EBW>/Subculture<EBW> vs. Tom Barris<Mid-South>/Dom Barris<Mid-South> vs. Kamikaze Clown A<VBW>/Kamikaze Clown B<VBW> vs. Max Superkick<SDW>/Larry Superkick<SDW>
2. World Games Elimination Women's 4-Team Tag: Jenny James<EBW>/Jessica James<EBW> vs. Ms. Scary<VBW>/Bloody Mary<VBW> vs. Dentist Brit the Dentist<SDW>/Rebel Reba the (Not) Rebel<SDW> vs. Dulce Reina<BBB>/Fabiola Torres<BBB>
3. World Games Elimination Men's 4-Teams: Kinniku Mike<EBW>/Amigo<EBW>/Magnum PT<EBW>/? vs. Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Dirk Laramie<Mid-South>/Dick Wagner<Mid-South>/Lobster Man<Mid-South> vs. Hazen<EBW>/Ilya Fedorovich<EBW>/Radzi Schrieffer<EBW>/Golvoth<EBW> vs. Curry Man<3'dPW>/Flying Man<3'dPW>/Blue Lightning<3'dPW>/Bolshoi<3'dPW>
4. World Games Elimination Women's 4-Teams: Christina Angel<EBW>/Hope Mach<EBW>/Jenny James<EBW>/Jessica James<EBW> vs. Opal<AGES>/Arylite<AGES>/Betty Taylor<AGES>/Kyoko the Love Shocker<AGES> vs. Dulce Reina<BBB>/Fabiola Torres<BBB>/Chin Flanchard<BBB>/Ayako<BBB> vs. Korone<Hololive Edo>/Ookami<Hololive Edo>/Nekomata<Hololive Edo>/Yuzuku<Hololive Edo>
5. EBW Challenge Championship: Trevor Mach(c)<EBW> vs. Ilya Fedorovich<EBW>
6. World Games Elimination Women's No Rules 4-Way Singles: Alison Chains<EBW> vs. ? vs. Ms. Scary<VBW> vs. Ripper Jane<?>
7. Unified World Championship: Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>(c) vs. Bashin Dan<EBW>
8. EBW Triple Crown World #1 Contender: Mav Valentine<EBW> vs. Tack Angel<EBW>

Collision: The World Games Day 2
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
ENN

1. World Games Team Battle Royale: Mav Valentine<EBW>/Firebrand X<EBW>/Jammer<EBW>/Vape<EBW>/Takumi Inui<EBW>/Dragon Shiryu<EBW> vs TBD
2. World Games Bushido Semi-Final: Trevor Mach<EBW> vs. Severide<Mid-South>
3. World Games Bushido Semi-Final: Picky Minch<EBW> vs. Iga<3'dPW>
4. World Games Men's No Rules 4-Way Singles: Trevor Mach<EBW> vs. Mr. Scary<VBW> vs. Big Boy Jelly Nutella<SDW> vs. Harvey Chase<CWFS>
5. World Games Elimination Women's 4-Way Singles: Hope Mach<EBW> vs. Kyoko the Love Shocker<AGES> vs. Chin Flanchard<BBB> vs. Dentist Brit the Dentist<SDW>
6. World Games Elimination Men's 4-Way Singles: Tack Angel<EBW> vs. Johnny Starbound<Mid-South> vs. Flying Man<3'dPW> vs. Colby "The Eagleland Cheese"<SDW>
7. World Games Bushido Finals: TBD vs. TBD
8. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel<EBW>(c) vs. Bloody Mary<VBW>
9. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Benjamin<EBW>(c) vs. Razorblade<VBW>

Tangelo: *low energy and borderline monotone* As you can see, it's quite a varied field. We have some interesting match ups coming your way. Something of interest on Day 1 sees the "War Kings" and "Weekend Wrecking" crew of EBW participating against each other in the Team Eliminator. The "War Kings" manager Mr. Shultz has made it clear that they are representing Euroland, and not EBW, but will have the EBW designation all the same. We have some mystery names yet to be announced, but as you can see several talents will be pulling double duty or even triple duty. It promises to be an exciting and engaging couple of days. Oh boy....I can not wait.

Last edited by Machismo (5/12/2021 3:13 am)