Tangelo: *low energy and borderline monotone* Tangelo here. How do. Well folks, the independent scene in buzzing all over with energy, especially after the good showing at the World Games. However, we're not going to cover any of those promotions on this episode. No, we're here to work with our friends Lucha Libre WorldWide on this one. Why you might ask? Stop asking, because I'm going to tell you. It's not I wasn't going to. Lady M's has been found. The former EBW wrestler, multiple time Women's World Champion, and former head of the Women's Division of EBW, has been absent as of late, but she's been spotted south of the border in Anahuac. What follows is the footage gained by the Lakitu's Non-Union Anahuac Equivalents.

Random Cantina - Toledo, Anahuac

Lady M's sat at the bar watching the television show EBW wrestling. She took a shot as a crazed and manic Tess turned her chair around to reveal the symbol of the "Skulls & Bones".

Lady M's: Ha! Oh shit.

El Jackito: Is uh...something wrong senorita?

Lady M's: Wrong? No. Hilarious? Sure. Bad news for other people? Probably. My problem? Nah.

El Jackito: Aren't you the woman she's talking about?

Lady M's: What gave it away?

El Jackito: Uh...you have very famous face. I'm not Jackie.

Lady M's: I...I never said you were. Well, she's trying to lure me out, but I'm not having it. I am down with that vicious cycle. I came down here to clear my head, get away from everything I was used to, and start fresh. I needed to do that for myself and my family, because I was about to lose it again, and the last thing my kids needed to see was their mother on a murder spree.

El Jackito: Yes....probably wise then.

Lady M's: I started that "Skulls & Bones" club. I have no connection to whatever they're doing now. A monster I created though. Another shot.

El Jackito: Si.

Lady M's: Tess wants me back, but I couldn't be more done. I'm actually with her in a sense. The division needs to be torched up there, so they can build something better, but not the vision she has. Hope and Christina might pull it off, but who knows. They've been trying for years. I tried for years. It's not easy, but I gave it a shot.

El Jackito: Your daughter might be in danger though. Don't you care?

Lady M's: Care? Of course I care, but she's an adult. She needs to learn to stand on her own! Am I getting loud? I might be getting drunk.

El Jackito: Perhaps.

Lady M's: Another shot!

El Jackito: Si.

Lady M's: You don't know what it's like to try and care the way I do, when I have no fucks to give, but still have to give a fuck. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever been inhabited by an alien being that wiped out your thoughts, your feelings, your sense of right and wrong?

El Jackito: I...can not say that I have.

Lady M's: You become a viewer inside your own head, watching your body carry out atrocities. It's one of the few things that can still shake me. A part of me enjoyed it. Isn't that scary? When it's over though, what was I left with? I've spent years attempting to regain and rebuild what you'd call my humanity, while trying not to show any weakness to jackals and animals that would take advantage. Maybe I seem cold to you, but I've tried to do this one thing harder than you've ever tried to do anything in your life, and that's care! Another shot!

El Jackito: Si.

Lady M's: *sigh* You get so bogged down in things, you try to find a goal to attain, so I thought I'd try and build up Women's Wresting in Eagleland, so I tried, and I tried, again and again, and the cycle kept on REPEATING! I want to build it, someone wants to break it! You can only do the same thing so many times, before it drives you insane....more insane in my case. So, they are on their own. They can do. They'll be fine....they'll be fine.

El Jackito: You seem so close to some people though, for someone struggling to care. Like Trevor Mach.

Lady M's: You sure do know a lot about me...."Jackito" was it?

El Jackito: I just watch the TV. I'm not Jackie.

Lady M's: Right....right. Of course I'm close to him. You know, he's the last person I saw as Tali, and the first person I saw, when that damn thing left me, and all that was left.....was M's.

El Jackito: If you're so close, why did you set Lucca onto him like that?

Lady M's: That? It's just funny! We goof like that, and why shouldn't he get some action while I'm gone. The man has a ridiculously high libido. I left him with the kids, but I didn't want to leave him with blue balls. Haha....*hic* Another shot.

El Jackito: Si. But, isn't he your husband? I mean-

Lady M's: What? What's the big deal? She's the designated pinch hitter...well I guess catcher is more accurate. HAHA! *hic* Isn't that a thing married couples do?

El Jackito: ......

Lady M's: It isn't?

El Jackito: ....Not unless you live in Crystal Heaven. I'm not Jackie.

Lady M's: ....Well maybe I'm just ahead of the curve. Don't worry about it. He and I got a bond. An understanding. It's all good. *hic*

El Jackito: It seems like you've had enough senorita.

Lady M's: I've had enough of a lot of things. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Where do I go from he- Zzzzz......Zzzzzz.......Zzzzzz......

El Jackito: Senorita? Senorita? *sigh* Dios Mio.

Later...

The passed out Lady M's woke up outside, behind the cantina, In her hand was the shot glass, filled with change by people passing by.

Lady M's: Heh....is this where I'm at now? Is this what I am. Pathe-

?: I was told I'd find you here, just not like this.

Lady M's: You? What are you doing here?

?: Looking for you, like I said. I was told you were at this cantina, spouting off your life story. Loose lips sink ships M's.

Lady M's: Maybe so, but who cares? The ship blew up. It smashed into a rock. It's obliterated. THE SHIP IS GONE!

?: You've hit rock bottom huh?

Lady M's: I don't know, but I could probably find new ways to defile and embarrass myself. Give me time.

?: I hear you want a fresh start, to figure out who you are.

Lady M's: Did I say that? I might have said that. I don't really remember anything.

?: Why don't you come with me. I want to show you something.

Lady M's: .....

Days Later

BBB Arena

Lady M's and her familiar acquaintance were seated in the front row of a packed building, as the stars of BBB Lucha Libre were flipping around the ring, and battling at high speeds.

?: You see that? No problems here. No one trying to destroy it or get in the way of it. It's wrestling....just wrestling.

Lady M's: You're right. Simple...pure...I miss that. I used to be a big fan, before I got enveloped into the bullshi-

Dave Larmore: BOOO! YOU SUCK! THROW A CHAIR OR SOMETHING!

Lady M's: Larmore?!

Dave Larmore: You again?! *hic* Want a drink?

Lady M's: I'm good...maybe later. What the hell are you doing here?

?: Same as you. He's lost. Drinking away his life in Anahuac, wishing for what was, and what could be. You could do more than that. You could rebuild...and start again.

Dave Larmore: Fuck that! Beer me baby!

Lady M's: *sigh*

?: I have been working with BBB, Toledo Championship Wrestling, and the up coming ALL promotion, and they are looking to expand their rosters, and they're not picky about gender mind you.

Lady M's: Oh yeah?

?: You'd have to learn some new tricks, start at the bottom, and work your way up, but I know you're capable. You could do it. With those skills and connections, you could be the lynch pin in my brave new vision. Doing the things you've always wanted....but doing them right.

Lady M's: ...I might need to think...and drink...and think...and dri-

Dulce Reina fell from the ring and crashed into the barrier, bumping into M's. Reina knew exactly who she was.

Dulce Reina: ¿Qué diablos crees que estás haciendo aquí?

Lady M's: I have no idea what you're saying, but I'm just here to watch the show.

Dulce Reina: ¡Necesitas irte, o vas a salir lastimada!

Lady M's: I *points to self* am WATCHING *points to eyes* the SHOW *points to ring*.....PUTA *points to Reina*

Dulce Reina: Put-

?: Now now. *slips her cash* Leave her be, and get back to the match.

Dulce Reina: ....*spits on the ground in front of M's*

Lady M's: Where did you come into so much money?

?: I've never been unable to acquire what I want. Perfecting the acquistion of wrestling has been a problem for years, but I'm finally going to get what I want. With your help, it could be something truly special.

Lady M's: Why should I trust you?

?: If you can't trust a former Mayor, then who CAN you trust?

Days later...

Toledo, Anahuac

Lady M's, sporting longer hair, and plain black tights, was putting on her gear, in a dingy changing room. A knock came at the door.

Mr. Pirkle: Knock knock. Can I come in?

Lady M's: It's fine. I'm dressed.

Mr. Pirkle: I see. You look great!

Lady M's: Back to basics. Rebuilding right?

Mr. Pirkle: That's right. I'm proud of the work you've been putting in.

Lady M's: You paid for those classes, training with the Lucha Libre stars, and it's about time you told me why.

Mr. Pirkle: You're an investment. I've made some good choices, and some bad choices in my career after being a Mayor, but every success and every failure has made me better prepared to finally make my goals a reality. I feel like we have that in common.

Lady M's: ...I guess so. It's a big thing, trying to rebuild at my age, but then again, I've been told I'm in my peak years actually, so go figure.

Mr. Pirkle: You're facing off with a male athlete today. Toledo Kid. He's the main star of Toledo Championship Wrestling. I hope you're ready for that.

Lady M's: Facing dudes has never been an issue for me.

Mr. Pirkle: Glad to hear it. Good luck.

Lady M's: Please. Luck is for-



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1. Intergender Singles: Toledo Kid beat Lady M's via 450 Splash -> Pin
-The smash mouth brawler Lady M's took on Toledo Kid in her debut south of the border, and her first match since leaving EBW. Sporting a new look, and attempting a new style, she worked to try and keep Toldeo's ACE grounded, but the way he was able to flip and counter had her against the ropes in no time. A series of takedowns had her on the mat long enough for Toledo to go high risk with the 450 Splash and the pin.

Toledo Tattoo Parlor

M's was laying on her stomach, as a lady tattoo artist with the name tag "Fabiola" was giving her some new ink.

Fabiola: So you have her living with him now? And trying to do sexual things?

Lady M's: Yeah? So? That's normal right? That bartender didn't think so, but I totally do. *takes a swig from a bottle of tequila*

Fabiola: I mean, if you're a cuckquen I guess so.

Lady M's: What?! I'm no cuck lady! *takes another swig*

Fabiola: You sent another woman to seduce your husband.

Lady M's: Yes?

Fabiola: It was your idea?

Lady M's: Yeah?

Fabiola: You've been watching on your phone?

Lady M's: It's funny!

Fabiola: It sounds like you have a cuckquen fetish.

Lady M's: I DON'T! *hic* Would you shut up and finish the ink! I want to commemorate this day, as particularly humiliating.

Mr. Pirkle: Hey, I think that was a very teachable expeirence!

Lady M's: Taught me not to think I can just shake off the rust and get into a brand new style of fighting. I should've known that before hand.

Mr. Pirkle: It's going to take time. Just keep at it. In the meantime, I was able to make some contacts in TCW regarding my new ventures, It's just going to take some time.

Lady M's: Well you know me...relentless to a fault.

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Tommy Dukes: As the students learn from Hope and Christina, an upcoming series of matches will better determine who is progressing and who is falling behind. The two coaches have decided instead of starting these singles wrestlers off in one-on-one matches, to instead have them compete as teams, to see if they've learned to cooperate with their teammates. However, on that day of that announcement, an unexpected delivery came in.



Hope Mach: Dammit! It's another one!

Christina Angel: Alright you bitches, come on out and quit playing games! We're not the kids you used to be able to harass anymore! We'll fight you here and now!

Hope Mach: We have a show to do! We don't want to have to deal with this, so get out here, and let's get it over with!

Trevor Mach: I..uh...I actually sent that.

Hope Mach: Dad?!

Christina Angel: Uncle Trevor, why would you-

Trevor Mach: I just used wrapping paper I had around! I didn't know it was the same kind!

Lucca: Sir used to wrap the presents for the "Skulls & Bones" in SPARKLE, so she had some left laying aro-

Trevor Mach: Right. Thank you. Should've thought about that one. *sigh*

Hope Mach: Well...I bet we look foolish right about now.

Trevor Mach: Uh...proud of you for sticking up for yourselves. That was nice to see.

Christina Angel: I'll just be going then. I don't want to get in the way of your time.

Trevor Mach: Oh come on Christina. Just because Tack-

Christina Angel: I know....I know Uncle Trevor. You'll always be my Uncle. It's just weird right now. Very weird.

Trevor Mach: ...Understood.

Hope Mach: So what brings you here....with her?

Lucca: Salutatio-

Hope Mach: Uh-huh. Seriously though.

Trevor Mach: Well, it's not just a happy visit obviously. It's even better. The answer, is inside of that box.

Hope Mach: Good thing you said something. I was about to step on it.

Lucca: That would have been unfortunate.

Hope Mach: Now I kind of want to again.

Trevor Mach: Open it for me please.

Hope opened the box, and saw two tiny mechanisms inside.

Hope Mach: What are these?

Trevor Mach: Those were made by Lucca, and they're going to give you your hearing back.

Lucca: Permanently.

Hope Mach: What? But, Degrees said I'd need a physical transplant to-

Lucca: Mechanical science can and will overcome the limitations every time.

Trevor Mach: It's future stuff apparently. Even more future than you were, like 2300 AD or some crazy stuff. I swear, people are weird in EBW huh?

Lucca: You were literally Death once.

Trevor Mach: Now see, I don't recall that, so it doesn't count.

Hope Mach: Can we....can we talk about this inside? *looks to Lucca* ALONE.

Trevor Mach: Oh course Hope.

Lucca: Is there a problem?

Hope Mach: Aside from the fact that you keep trying to bang my Dad?!

Lucca: Your Mot-

Hope Mach: Ah, that's enough out of you! I get it, my Mom is weird! Stay here!

Lucca: Will do.

Hope Mach: *sigh*

On the roof of the house, the Point Man was watching closely.

Point Man: The Point Man senses danger lurking. The Point Man will keep a close eye on these events. Don't worry Coaches, you can count on the Point Man! I-WHOA!

The Point Man quickly fell into the bushes below. The camera cut to the inside, where Trevor and Hope stopped on the 2nd floor.



Trevor Mach: And Hope, I don't WANT her in the house, but she's loyal to Tali to a fault! *sigh* Wow, look at that poster. This takes me back. You know, I don't think I say enough how proud I-

Hope Mach: Dad, I'm a little overwhelmed here. She made these for me?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I know, it's weird, BUT if they work you won't need your hearing aids anymore. You can hear just like before, maybe even better.

Hope Mach: I was deaf for a very long time, and when I could actually hear, it was like the world opened up to me. It was a new experience. Then I was dragged back into the darkness, but I was reminded of the peace and serenity that comes with having silence. It's hard to explain, but being deaf isn't exactly a weakness to me. Deaf people are just as capable.

Trevor Mach: I'm not saying they aren't hon, but you are kind of trapped between two world right now aren't you? You can hear outside of the ring, but inside you can't. It's making it hard for you. You're losing those extra senses. That's how they got you in the first place. That's how they cut your finger off. I don't meddle in your life that much, I think that's fair to say. You're an adult, and you've always made tough decisions the best you can. You've been bold and brave, trying to fill Tali's shoes, even though I've always thought you were a trailblazer in your own ways. Just once, let me be the overly worried Dad, and take care of you. Just once work with me here. I want you to choose. It doesn't have to be now, but soon. Choose between hearing or not. 100% one way or the other. Whichever you choose, you'll be the best at it, but you really should choose.

Hope Mach: I think you're right. I think it has been a problem. But, what if I choose to go back to silence?

Trevor Mach: *signing* I'll always have your back.

Hope Mach: Heh. You remember.

Trevor Mach: Some of it. I was never a pro like you or your Mother.

Hope Mach: You don't like to learn things for anybody you stubborn guy, but you did do that for me, so I've always been grateful.

Trevor Mach: Well of course, you're my Daughter. You might not have ever needed me, but-

Hope Mach: I've always needed you Dad. Thank you, for stopping by, and giving me a choice that I really need to make. Let me think about it for awhile.

Trevor Mach: Of course. Well, I'll get going, because I'm getting glared at by those two over there.

Hope Mach: Huh?

Chrissy Angel: ...Mrrgrrgrr.....

Wendy Mustang: Uh...howdy! We wasn't eavesdroppin' or anything.

Trevor Mach: Chrissy, why do I get the feeling that if I got closer, you'd try to bite my hand or something.

Chrissy Angel: You're not exactly the favorite back at home. Dad despises you.

Trevor Mach: Feeling is mutual little lady, but I still like you!

Chrissy Angel: ......

Trevor Mach: Staring daggers through me. Yikes. Oof. This ain't it. I gotta go. Later Hope.

Hope Mach: .....

Chrissy Angel: What? You had to expect that!

Hope Mach: I expect respect and obedience while you're under my tutelage. Christina would tell you the same thing! I want you to run laps around the house, until you learn some respect.

Chrissy Angel: ....Yes Mam.

Wendy Mustang: Your Dad sure seems like a nice fel-

Hope Mach: Don't even think about it!

Wendy Mustang: What?!

Hope Mach: Run laps!

Wendy Mustang: I'm confused!



Point Man: The Point Man is saying that we need to keep our eyes open. These bikers could appear at any time.

Eiji Hino: But the gift was from her Father.

Point Man: The Point Man is well aware, but the Point Man saw the look in their eyes. I have my binoculars!

Isiah Muscle: My Dad has a pair like that....for creeper purposes....like you.

Point Man: The Point Man is no creeper! The Point Man is serious!

Isiah Muscle: Alright brah, take a chill. It's all good. If they show up, we'll help out, but right now, we got to focus on the ring action. Hino and I are going to talk strategy, so you gotta be leaving brah.

Point Man: The Point Man knows your strategies before you even make them. The Point Man will be rea-

Isiah Muscle: Alright great brah, but just get going aight?

-

Tommy Dukes: Later, it began to rain in the city, making it the perfect time for Christina Angel to take her team into town. A run from Saturn City to as close as they could make it to Onett. A true endurance test. As the camera panned to the front of the Saturn Cafe, waiting for the runners to reach them, a familiar duo left the establishment.

Jammer: .....So...I might have met someone for you.

Vape: Haha....very funny.

Jammer: No seriously. You told me to be on the look out, and I was.

Vape: I told you that like 2 years ago.

Jammer: And I've been on the look out ever since. I'm a committed wing man.

Vape: I guess?

Jammer: She's interested in you, and she actually knows who you are, because she's seen you on television.

Vape: And she didn't vomit?

Jammer: Not once. I even asked her.

Vape: Wow. She passed the first hurdle.

Jammer: I know. She's an old friend from school. We caught up, and I put in a good word.

Vape: A good word. Got to love those good words. Not too elaborate. Just in and out. A good word. I like it.

Jammer: I ran into her AGAIN the next day, and she asked about you.

Vape: She did? What did she say?

Jammer: How's Vape?

Vape: So she literally asked about me. Wow.

Jammer: She asked for your number. I think she's going to get in touch with you.

Vape: ...I'm telling you right now, if you're kidding, we can't be friends anymore. I NEED this to be REAL. PLEASE...BE REAL!

Jammer: Expect....a call!

Vape: He's not kidding. Wow, you really are a great pal. I think it's time I forgive you for your run as heel Champion.

Jammer: YOU'RE STILL HOLDING ONTO THAT!? Hell, even I'm starting to forget what it was like to be World Champion.

Vape: ...At least you have a GF.

Jammer: Well, you might also have a "GF" soon, if you play your cards right.

Vape: Dan plays cards. I'm the one that shills things.

Jammer: Figure of speech bro. However....that being said...you might need to go a little extra on this one. She wanted to know more about you, so I might have....possibly....mentioned that you were also a Marine Biologist.

Vape: What?! A Marine Biologist?! Why?!

Jammer: I panicked, and flash backed to that week we binged Shark Week shows. You seemed into it!

Vape: I spent the whole time wondering if female dolphins can give consent. That's how lonely I am Jam.

Jammer: Yikes.

Vape: Jammer, I'm NOT a Marine Biologist.

Jammer: Yes...yes I know that.

Vape: So?

Jammer: What? You don't think it's a good job?

Vape: I didn't even know it WAS a job?! Great...I need to scour the internet. Do you have encarta?

Jammer: Bro, what YEAR do you think it is?!



Christina Angel: Come on! You can keep it up! Endurance! We have a LOOOOONG way to go! Wait....Hino?! What are you doing here? Dropping in on my training session?!

Eiji Hino: I just thought we were going on a jog as friends! 5 miles in the rain, and I'm starting to see I was wrong.

Christina Angel: Great! You're here, and I can't find Point Man OR the clown guy! Where are they?! I need these teams ready people!

Darkness Aoi: It will not be a problem for me, just as long as she stays out of my way.

Tiger Kat: YOUR WAY?! Stay out of MY WAY!

Christina Angel: If you have time to argue, you have time to run! FASTER! NOW! Hino, go home!

Eiji Hino: Happily!



Darkness Aoi: Yes, we have a history in Edo, but it's none of your concer-

Tiger Kat: No! Why don't you tell them? Go right ahead. She was my Senpai, and star of Edo Gigamax Joshi, and she claimed to be taking me under her wing, but she degraded and humiliated me.

Darkness Aoi: I taught you to stand up for yourself. Girls your age, don't have the confidence to do this, until it's beaten into them.

Tiger Kat: Oh yeah? What about what happened in the sho-

Darkness Aoi: We're not talking about that, unless you want me to send you crying out of here, like I did Gigamax.

Tiger Kat: You didn't send me anywhere! Look, I played along, and I took what I needed from you too, because I wanted to be stronger. I made such a name for myself that EBW came calling from across the ocean. I didn't need your help for that. I got here on my own.

Darkness Aoi: I need you to show some humility if you expect to win. I have the most experience of anyone except for Wendy Mustang. We've met in Edo, where she is a popular "gaijin". I will handle her, but if you can't handle the Coach's sister, we'll fail, and that'll be on you. I don't want that disgrace on my name.

Tiger Kat: Humilty. Ha! Don't talk down to me. This isn't Edo, and you're not my senior anything right now! We're equals. I'm surprised your ego is even allowing yourself to be "taught" by anyone.

Darkness Aoi: I have things I'm learning. I'm always learning. I'll never stop learning. When I win this competition, then I'll make my moves. Until then, I will respect the structure.

Tiger Kat: Whatever. Just don't expect me to save your ass out there, or let you put me in a position like you used to. It's NOT happening ever again!

Darkness Aoi: ...This interview is over.

-

Tommy Dukes: Will this team be able to function? Will any of the teams be able to function? Is anyone going to help that Lakitu? Find out next time on The Ultimate EBW!


 

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Crystal Heaven

A stealthy Lakitu made its way into Crystal Heaven, as Amy Angel stepped into the main room of the castle. All the servants, Pirates, and sister wives bowed as he walked up to Tack Angel, who was standing at the base of the stairs. She walked up to him.

Amy Angel: It's...it's so quiet. I can't hear them anymore. I thought...I thought they'd be with me forever, and me with them.

Tack Angel: It couldn't be helped. A nefarious force was in control. This was the only way.

Amy Angel: Yes...yes I know. Tack, thank you....you saved me.

Tack Angel: I'm going to protect you, no matter what it takes. I'm doing things I should have done a long time ago.

Amy Angel: So I've noticed. Tack, are you sure about all this?

Tack Angel: I am.

Amy Angel: Well...then I will do as I've always done, and support you the best that I can.

Tack Angel: You've always been there for me. I'm glad that I could be there for you.

Amy Angel: What about the others? Are they-

Tack Angel: They're safe. Degrees has kept them alive, but is working on excising the other Amy. 

Amy Angel: I'm so glad. Thank you Tack. If you don't mind, I think I'd like to lay down.

Tack Angel: Absolutely. The room is all made up for you.

Amy Angel: You have my gratitude...my King.

She smiled as she kissed his cheek and walked up the stairs. Makoto followed Tack out of the castle, wanting to talk to him, but they suddenly found themselves in the presence of Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune.

Tack Angel: Sailor Uranus. Neptune.

Sailor Neptune: It seems in our absence some things changed.

Tack Angel: You could say that.

Sailor Uranus: At least you've stopped hiding from your destiny, but your methods leave us suspi-

Tack Angel: Enough. I don't want to hear it. You don't like me? I don't care. That's not the point. The point is, I am your King, and you would do well to get on my good side. I want to know you are loyal.

Sailor Uranus: We are loyal to the crown, and that includes Queen Jupiter there, so of course you can always count on us, but-

Tack Angel: Then kneel.

Makoto Angel: Tack, you-

Tack Angel: I want them to kneel.

Sailor Uranus: ....

Sailor Neptune: ....

They both hesitated, before bowing to the Constellation King.

Tack Angel: I was told you were teachers to me once. You helped me in another time, in another life. I want to count on you now. I am reliving Samus, Chun-Li, Dorame of their duties as my personal guard, and moving them to watching over the other wives, and this city, including its people. I need the two of you, to watch my back, and do as your King requires. Please, remind me of the two that I had so much respect for. Serve your King.

Sailor Neptune: Of course we will.

Sailor Uranus: ....Absolutely, your Highness.

Tack Angel: Thank you.

Makoto sighed as Tack walked away. Pirate Bill approached.

Pirate Bill: Yarr, the King be very focused these days.

Makoto Angel: He is really taking this seriously. I worry about him. Yet, I've never seen him in this much control. He's so....powerful now. It's a sight to behold. So many changes going on around here now though. The guards to protect us wives, and now the Outer Senshi personally serving Tack. I don't even know what happened to Shepard. Remember him? The butler?

Pirate Bill: Yarr, turns out he didn't just look like Louis Gossett Jr, but was ACUTALLY Louis Gossett Jr. He left when he got a new acting gig.

Makoto Angel: Yarr....I mean I see.



Tangelo: *low energy and borderline monotone* Tangelo yet again. How do. Apparently the demand for the rest of the Lady M's footage has been very high. Can you tell? It's me again. I'm not talking about Mid-South, VBW, 3'dPW, FSW, SDW, Championship Wrestling from Summers, or even my new book "No Fructose: From Orange Kid to Orange Man". Anyways, Lady M's was on a losing streak in TCW, south of the border, but she was seen training with veterans for the sport like Star Man, not those Star Men, but Star Man, the veteran Luchador from NCW. The brawler was adding Lucha Libre into her game, as part of her rebuilding process, and it finally began to pay off.



TCW Presented by Los Muertos Brewery
Toledo Outskirts, Toledo, Anahuac
Youtube

1. Singles: Lady M's beat Mister Ra<ALL> via Camel Clutch -> Submission
-Lady M's sporting some new tats, and a more colorful attire, began to get the hang of the Anahuac style, as she took on Mister Ra, an EBW veteran in his own right, and a former contestant of The Ultimate EBW. Ra has made a name for himself in Anahuac, but his cool attitude gave way to ego, as he thought himself superior to M's. That came to bite him, when she utilized a Hurricanrana into a Cross Armbreaker attempt. Ra escaped, but M's managed to get his back for a Camel Clutch. Ra quickly tapped out, giving M's her first win in Anahuac.

El Jackito Cantina

M's sat at the table with Mr. Pirkle, and another man, his seeming Anahuac counter part, a seedy mustached old businessman named Alfonso Pinta, the head of Anahuac Lucha Libre.

Alfonso Pinta: That was quite the show Mrs. Mach. I was impressed. I personally sent Ra on behalf of ALL to see what you could do myself. You didn't disappoint.

Lady M's: Thanks. What am I doing here?

Mr. Pirkle: Mr. Pinta wants a piece of my grand plan.

Lady M's: What IS the "grand plan"?

Alfonso Pinta: You don't know? I figured you would have laid this all out by now.

Mr. Pirkle: I wanted her to focus on her. She's an asset, a very important asset for our causes. M's, I'm going back into the wrestling business. I'm going back up north, with you, and a working agreement with ALL, BBB, and TCW. I'm putting together a top notch women's roster, and I want you to be a centerpiece.

Lady M's: ...Are you joking right now? You know why I came here in the first place right? I wanted to get away from the cycle. SPARKLE failed. It kept failing. It never sto-

Mr. Pirkle: This is a fresh start. None of the bullshit with Master Lu or Tess. No "Skulls & Bones". No power struggles from within. It's going to be a product about wrestling. I know you don't care much about EBW anymore, but I know you've watched a little bit. The constant conflict, and the lack of new stars has created an opportunity. A vast market with a demand. We can supply it. We can make a lot of money on this. Brand deals. Networks bidding for our product. Wrestling is relatively cheap to produce, and if you've seen ENN+ and the ridiculous pricing, you can see money and opportunity. I'm going to kick in 67% of the initial investment, with Pinta putting in 33%. 

Lady M's: That's a lot of money. Where are you getting the financing?

Mr. Pirkle: Don't worry about that. Just focus on the opportunity here. That's the future we're going to create together.

Antonio Pinta: So, are we in business?

Lady M's: ....Yeah...yeah I think so.

Lady M's got the rest of her belongings, and put them on the back of her motorcycle. She waved goodbye to the Luchadors in the gym, and drove by the Cantina to say goodbye.

El Jackito: Hola Senorita! Welcome back! I'm not Jackie by the way!

Lady M's: Hi and bye Jackito. Thanks for the ear when I needed it, and the drinks I don't intend to pay the tab on.

El Jackito: Happy to help....but please pay the tab?

Lady M's: I'll see you around.

El Jackito: Sooner than you think.

Lady M's: Huh?

El Jackito: I'm not Jackie!

Lady M's: I NEVER SAID YOU WERE!

El Jackito: Oh....good.

Lady M's: Later Jackie.

El Jackito: Late- DAMMIT!

Lady M's: Hehe.

As M's got on her bike, she looked over to see Fray Tiburon returning from Eagleland.

Fray Tiburon: I arrive as you depart eh? Finally find what you were looking for?

Lady M's: I don't know, but I'm going to try something. It could work, it might not, but it's better than crawling into a bottle and dying.

Fray Tiburon: That's goo-

Lady M's: That's for later I'm sure.

Fray Tiburon: Oh.

Lady M's: Well, I might see you up there.

Fray Tiburon: Might? You're not going to Saturn City?

Lady M's: I am, but I'm not staying. Big changes are coming Padre.

Fray Tiburon: It's Friar, but I will pray for your success.

Lady M's: In the end you may not want to?

Fray Tiburon: Huh?

Lady M's: Don't worry about it now.

Fray Tiburon: That makes me worry more. Well, have a safe trip, and tell Trevor hello when you see him. Also, maybe try to tell him to cut down on the stealing, the destruction, the swearing, and the sodomy?

Lady M's: Heh, he's a real pain in the ass isn't he?

Fray Tiburon: W-what that a joke just now?

Lady M's: Maybe. He's my pain in the ass though, and I'm going to go see him.

Fray Tiburon: And there she goes. What a complicated woman. Pulled in so many directions, never knowing where she's going to land. In a lot of ways, she's always been a good role model for the younger ladies. Not in EVERY way, but in the ones that count. Yeah....yeah I'll pray for her success. Wait...who am I talking to? God? Yeah, we'll say I was talking to you God. I certainly wasn't monolouging.

Saturn City Courthouse

An angry Trevor Mach marched out of the Courthouse and kicked over a trashcan. Tack Angel came out, with Rose, Nani, Uranus, and Neptune surrounding him, while Amy put papers in her briefcase, apparently serving as the lawyer for the proceedings.

Tack Angel: It didn't have to be like this Trevor. You could've just signed over your end, and gotten paid for it.

Trevor Mach: That Dojo was mine. You never gave a shit about i-

Tack Angel: Back up! Don't get too close. Remember the restraining order? You don't want to lose your kids do-

Trevor Mach: You make that threat again, and I'm going to choke the life out of you!

Sailor Uranus: Don't try it.

Sailor Neptune: ....

Trevor Mach: A wall of waifus huh? Even Tack the goof didn't hide behind his harem.

Tack Angel: Keep making jokes. That's what lead to all of this. The jokes. The constant jokes. I want to be happy. I want to be full of joy and smiles around my family and my people, but I was forced into this, and this situation, especially regarding your kids, is all on you.

Trevor Mach: If you believe that bullshit, then you're a bigger joke now than you were before! Here, let me ball up this deed, and you can take it and shove it up your ass! Screw you, screw your harem, and screw this Courthouse with a WORKING CLOCKTOWER! I hope lightning strikes it! All I ever tried to be was your friend. I don't apologize for how I went about it either. If you can't handle that shit fine, but lie to yourself, not to me.

Tack Angel: ....He just doesn't get it. Stubborn fool. He's going to bow eventually. He'll apologize.

Amy Angel: Is this all reasonable Tack?

Tack Angel: No, it's not Amy, but it's where they made me go. It's what I have to do now, as a man, a husband, a father, and a King. With so much at stake, a reasonable man must do unreasonable things.

Amy Angel: ...Right. I'm with you.

Later, Trevor Mach had finished dousing the Dojo in gasoline. He stood outside with his lighter, ready to set the place ablaze, when a motorcycle pulled up behind him.

Lady M's: Having a party without me? Sorry, I didn't bring the marshmellows.

Trevor Mach: Tali? What wonderful timing. You're about to witness a crime in progress. Care to be an accessory.

Lady M's: With you? Always. But, maybe tell me what's going on first?

A little while later they were back at home, Trevor embracing M's tightly.

Lady M's: It's like you missed me or something.

Trevor Mach: Or something. Hell, I'm proud when you go off to do your own thing. You're trailblazer like that. You don't stiffle a fire that burns that bright. I'm allowed to miss you though.

Lady M's: I missed you too. That's why I'm here, because I'm about to do something big, and I don't want it to take me away from you or the kids again. It's going to be crazy but if you're in-

Trevor Mach: I'm in!

Lady M's: You-you don't even know what it is yet.

Trevor Mach: *shrugs* So? I mean tell me, but I'm in.

Lady M's explained her masterplan to Trevor.

Lady M's: So, what do you think?

Trevor Mach: Well, that's something spectacular to be sure. It's crazy. I love it.

Lady M's: Really? It's competition.

Trevor Mach: Not with me. Hope'll understand. Maybe she'll even join you. That's her call though.
 
Lady M's: Yes it is.

Trevor Mach: At The Strip though?

Lady M's: In Sin City specifically, but it'll operate out of The Strip from what I understand.

Trevor Mach: That's a long drive, but-

Lady M's: That's the second part of the plan. I found a place, a farm, smack dab in the middle, between Sin City and Saturn City. It's in a place called "Smalltown".

Trevor Mach: It's literally called Smalltown?

Lady M's: Yeah.

Trevor Mach: Huh.

Lady M's: Look at the pictures. A big place with farm land, and a big barn. We'd be a family, away from this bullshit in Saturn City, and away from the problems that are just begging to pop up in Sin City. What do you say?

Trevor Mach: ...Absolutely. No reason to stick around here. This building, and that Dojo, are all reminders of that jackass. You were talking about a fresh start. Maybe that's what we both need. A shame we can't leave now.

Lady M's: We can. I already put a bid in. They accepted.

Trevor Mach: You did?

Lady M's: I can read you like a book Trevor Mach.

Trevor Mach: Well...it's mostly pictures and big font anyways. Before we do anything though, you and I have to have a talk about Lucca!

Lady M's: Hehe....hehe....Hahahaha!

Trevor Mach: Hah....ha-what are you laughing at? Hahahaha.

The next morning, the Mach family were all packed up. Lucca was behind them in a moving truck, having used Robo to help her load everything in record time.




Trevor Mach: Well, this is it.

Lady M's: You ready?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, it was just very sudden.

Lady M's: Isn't that how we like to do things?

Trevor Mach: Absolutely.

Lady M's: It's going to be a big change...for all of us.

Trevor Mach: Hell, what's wrong with a little change huh? The kids'll love it, and the dogs will finally get to stretch their legs. This is the second best idea you ever had.

Lady M's: What was the first?

Trevor Mach: Throwing me through that wall.

Lady M's: Heh.

Trevor Mach: Are we really taking THEM though?

Lady M's: Did you want to load and unload all that junk?

Trevor Mach: Absolutely not. *sigh* Fine. At least you'll call her off right?

Lady M's: Hm? What'd you say?

Trevor Mach: ....Uh-huh.

Lady M's: Ain't a I stinker?

Trevor Mach: The worst....and the best. Let's drive.

Trevor pulled away from the building he'd lived in for years, the city he had lived in for years. Memories flooded by of all the time spent in Saturn City. As they drove by the Saturn Cafe, they stopped to see Hope Mach inside, eating and laughing it up with the "Dan Club". Trevor sent her a quick text, with the details, before telling her to look outside. She looked up, shocked at the sudden decision, but simply smiled and shook her head, before waving bye to her family.  He drove by his dojo one last time, thinking about what it was meant to be. Under the painted sign, he could see the last vestiges of the "Bad Dudes Bar". He laughed to himself and finally tossed a match, igniting the old Dojo, before driving off. As they hit the bridge, the sun began to set over the water. No more looking back, they both seemed to think, as they drove off to greener pastures together.

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Saturn Cafe

The "Dan Club" were sitting at their usual booth, sitting in silence for several minutes before...

Vape: So I got kicked out by my roommates.

Jammer: What?

Benjamin: Your roommates?

Vape: Yeah, they kicked me out of the house.

Bashin Dan: How could they do that?

Vape: Well it's their house.

Jammer: We've never met these roommates. Who are they?

Vape: Well...they're my folks.

Jammer: Oh, it becomes clear now.

Benjamin: Don't you have a lot of money from your endorsement deals?

Vape: You'd think. I mean, I'm OK, but Arliss gets 85% so-

Bashin Dan: Wait, why does Arliss get that much?

Vape: He's the one getting me all the deals. He said it was standard.

Jammer: Greedy dick.

Vape: So I mean, I could get myself a new place that's modest, but I was kind of sticking around before I get lonely. It was just nice to have a place with people where I could be myself.

Benjamin: Why did they kick you out?

Vape: ....They....they caught me furiously masturbating to hentai until I passed out with a rope around my neck.

Jammer: *gags*

Bashin Dan: Oh Vape no.

Benjamin: What's henta-

Jammer: Don't ask! Your appeal is your purity Benji. Just ignore it.

Benjamin: Oh....alright then.

Vape: *sigh* Can I live with one of you guys?

Jammer: Oh Vape, I would let you but....I don't wanna.

Bashin Dan: Uh...I live in the Dojo.

Jammer: What?! Since when?

Bashin Dan: I spend a lot of my time there anyways. I figured I'd just move it. It's given me a lot of time to get acclimated to the No Rules style.

Jammer: I can tell. You're got table splinters in your face!

Bashin Dan: Huh? Oh good....I'm getting numb to it.

Jammer: That can't be good.

Benjamin: You can stay with me Vape.

Vape: Really?

Benjamin: Of course. You're my comrade. One of my very best friends. I'll be happy to help you out.

Vape: That's awesome! Thank yo-

Benjamin: I still don't have electricity....or running water....or indoor plumbing.

Vape: Huh?

Benjamin: I-I just have trouble assimilating. Lainey says it's cute. I bet it freaks her out though. She's just being nice.

Jammer: It's a wonder how you get anything done with that attitude Benji.

Benjamin: Oh yeah? These three title belts say I'm doing just fine.

Jammer: Heh...fine fine I take it back.

Benjamin: Heh. We should toast to my new roommate! Also, we need to toast to Bashin Dan winning the Grand Hero Championship for Season 1.

Jammer: That is awesome. "Dan Club" continues to dominate this sport. However, I have to wonder why you're playing the ENN++ game and giving that Dogma dude a rematch.

Bashin Dan: I was challenged. I don't back down from a challenge.

Jammer: But you BATTERED this guy!

Bashin Dan: ....Maybe he'll have another deck.

Jammer: Huh? That's never made sense to me.

Bashin Dan: The game isn't that hard to understand Jam!

Vape: I don't know about moving in with an Amish guy. No offense Benji.

Benjamin: ...What's Amish?

Vape: I just....need to go outside for a bit. I'll be back.

Vape went outside and saw Amigo across the street. The clinically depressed Amigo was looking to step into traffic. Vape was about to stop him when his cell phone rang, which he stored under the folds of his dick fat.

Vape: Vape here! Gotta make it quick though, because I have to hel-

Arliss Michaels: My favorite client in wrestling with a name that starts with V! How are you? Listen, the money is rolling in on those endorsements, but it gets better!

Vape: That's great but-

Arliss Michaels: How would you like to star in a movie?!

Vape: M-movie?!

As Vape saw stars in his eyes, Amigo stepped into traffic, but luckily, was gently knocked into the back of a truck carrying pillows.

Amigo: *sigh* Oh man, I can't even do this right!
 

Apple Kid: Apple Kid here, filling in for Nerma again, and this is EBW World, where we cover just what's going on around this crazy place called EBW. We're days away from Kingdom Come, but before that we'll already be in Fourside for E3! That's right the gaming expo is back this year, and if certain people can get off Kojima's dick, they'll see our amazing show, as we not only give you great action, but we pimp out our new video game EBW 2k21! Spoilers, it's not a wrestling game, it's a dungeon crawler RPG for some reason. It's like the company that makes the games, couldn't make a good wrestling game anymore, so they just kind of gave up? I don't know. It looks fun as hell though, definitely my kind of game. We'll have those big ENN+ and ENN++ matches, including a Cage Tag with the "Weekend Wrecking Crew" trying to rally one more time, using their recent Bushido Rules match wins to motivate them against the "War Kings". Yeah, that HUGE match is coming up....out of nowhere...on ENN++. I'm sorry. It's only $4.99 more a month. *shrugs* It's not a bad package. It's not like the ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier package. That's very expensive, but I just want to keep an eye on Lucca, and protect my buddy Trevor. Yeah, I want to help him out. I'm not obsessed with the nerd girl or anything. Help me. *cough cough* Xperience will see Duvalie ANGEL in action, as the "Valkyries" now seemingly serve Crystal Heaven. They'll be taking on "C.O.D.E", who are still feeling embarrassed after what happened on Xcite, and they need to take out their frustrations. We'll hear from Bashin Dan, as he recovers from his surprise match with Razorblade that cost him the Level Up title, with Razorblade himself taking on Danny Leung in No Rules action. The final four participants of the Television Championship Tournament will pair off in Tag Team action! Tack Angel will be in action, yes ahead of Kingdom Come, as he now apparently settles a score with Fray Tiburon? Benjamin, our hero, our ACE, our Triple Crown World Champion will ALSO be in action, as he takes on Pirate Bill in a non-title bout. Bill HAS held gold in the past, so don't discount him so easily, but I'm sure the "Mystic Bout Machine" will be firing on all cylinders, to show Tack, that he's ready.

EBW: Xperience
Fourside E3 Expo Center, Fourside
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0. ENN+ Match Bushido Rules: Picky Minch vs. Aron Vayne
0. ENN+ Match Singles: Rains vs. Bobby Blitzworth
0. ENN+ Match 8-Person Mixed Tag: Big Shark/Shark #1/Shark #2/Gold vs. Scott Free/Nosan/Manu Kalani/Lt. Lacy Wagner
1. No Rules Singles: Razorblade<VBW> vs. Danny Leung
2. Television Tournament Prelude to Finale Tag: Subculture/Mav Valentine vs. Dragon Shiryu/Jammer
3. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Fray Tiburon
4. Non-Title Singles: Benjamin vs. Pirate Bill
5. 6-Woman Tag: Alison Chains/Jenny James/Jessica James vs. Duvalie/Ines/Ennea
0. ENN++ Premium Main Event Cage Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Hazen/Ilya Fedorovich

Apple Kid: Benjamin and Tack Angel BOTH have had words for each other recently during their training, and we got some footage, and put music to it. I think they call that a montage. Let's check in on these two ahead of their epic incoming battle!




Footage aired of both men sweating heavily as they put the work in at the gym.

Tack Angel: Benjamin, he's a Knight, and a talented one at that, but I am a veteran. I am finally unchained. I am a King.

-

Benjamin: Quite frankly, it feels like Tack Angel has lost his mind. He was a hero people could look up to. Now he thinks he's a role model, but in reality he's teetering on crazed dictator. When I became Triple Crown World Champion, my hope was to be the best and have the best matches, but now as Champion, it looks like I have to put a stop to this movement of his before it goes too far.

-

Tack Angel: This is fifteen years in the making, where I finally embrace what it means to be the best. What it finally means to be the Triple Crown World Champion. Humility didn't get me anywhere. It should have, but you wouldn't let it, so now, I'll be the man you were afraid to face. I'll TEACH YOU humility.

-

Benjamin; EBW seems to be more than just wrestling. You get to see our whole lives, and I think when you look at my life compared to his, I have the edge. He's got so many distractions. I live simply, and I train with what I have available. I'm still hungry even though I have the titles. Like a good adventurer, I always crave the next quest. Overthrowing a mad King is a quest I accept.

-

Tack Angel: You might see all of this as a distraction, but I see it as motivation. I fight for them all. This is a place where we know how to treat people. These people are treated with respect, and in turn they bow to me. You'll bow too Benjamin. Like I said before, I have unbelievable kicking power. I wear these kick pads out of pity. Even guys like Hazen, Cadmus, and w00t, at their very worst were spared what would happen if I took these off, but I'm willing to now. I'm willing to kick your legs out from under you and FORCE YOU to bow to me. I am a King and you a Knight. It's time you learn your place.

-

Benjamin: I have a code of honor. I stand by it, and I always have. I won't serve a mad King. I won't bow. I won't break. I will rise to the challenge, and bring his movement, his ego, and his madness down with a Masamune.

More footage aired of Tack Angel taking off his kick pads, and kicking a tree, surprisingly cracking it in the side with one solid kick. He grit his teeth as his shin began to bleed, but he stared directly at the camera, as if to say that could happen to Benjamin. Meanwhile Benjamin tested his strength, by actually lifting up Vape enough to hit a mock version of the Masamune, showing he had the strength to bring Tack down and bring him down hard. Either way, someone was going to get hurt.

Tack Angel: This matters. More than ever it matters. You can boo. You can whine and cry. You can say that Tack Angel has lost it, but in reality I've found myself, and what I am is the Constellation King, and the next EBW Triple Crown World Champion.

-

Benjamin: Rumble City lead to the biggest match of my career. I made some history that night. I'll make a little more history when I overthrow the mad King at Kingdom Come. The Triple Crown will stay with the "Dan Club" and all the fans that support us. I fight for you. Tack's got a God complex. I doubt God walks around pretending he's Tack Angel, so maybe it's time for that to stop.

EBW: Kingdom Come
Fourside Arena, Fourside
ENN+

1. Television Championship First Contender Battle Royale: TBA
2. EBW Women's Television Championship: Hope Mach(c) vs. Kimber Blaze
3. EBW Television Tournament Semi-Finals: Subculture vs. Dragon Shiryu
4. EBW Television Tournament Semi-Finals: Mav Valentine vs. Jammer
5. VBW Championship: Razorblade<VBW>(c) vs. Bashin Dan
6. EBW Challenge Championship Bushido Den: Ilya Fedorovich(c) vs. Trevor Mach
7. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Duvalie Angel
8. EBW Television Tournament Finals: TBA vs. TBA
9. Loser Leaves EBW: Erica vs. Kaie
10. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Benjamin(c) vs. Tack Angel

The Mach Farm

Lady M's walked out onto the porch to look up at the night sky. She wasn't used to living out of the city, but the quiet nights and clear skies were a nice contrast to noise and pollution of Summers, especially now that Harley had his iron grip on the city. She looked over to see a light on in the barn, and went inside. She saw Trevor doing crunches with a weird set up that had him hanging off hay bales. A fire burning underneath him, kept him from giving up and falling onto his back.

Lady M's: That's a bit hardcore Trevor. If you wanted to bring fire into the proceedings we could've started with hot wax.

Trevor Mach: This motivates me to work on the midsection! If I fall, I burn. No better way to get me to do it. Even though I'm at the PEAK AGE of 38, I still need to do new workouts to keep the body guessing and improving.

Lady M's: If you say so. Want me to get out the car battery and shock you while you do pull ups next?

Trevor Mach: No....no....that would be too much fun.

Lady M's: Oh right, you're a freak.

Trevor Mach: Oh, I'M the freak! You don't complain when I cuff you to the bed post and dominate.

Lady M's: ....You're dangling over fire!

Trevor Mach: ...Hehehehehe.

Lady M's: Hehehehe. Are you upset that you lost? Is that what this is?

Trevor Mach: You mean on Xcite? No, I'm over it. I trashed a locker room, and now I feel MUCH better. I'm going to blame it on fatigue. This move was a big change, but I think I'm going to love it here. Already thinking of what I want to plant. It IS a farm after all. I think we should use it.

Lady M's: So the back and neck are all right?

Trevor Mach: I got a bruised tailbone from that Buckle Bomb, but other than that, I'm gold baby. Enough about me though. We talk about me a lot. What about you? You've obviously got a lot on your mind.

Lady M's: Just thinking about where the future leads. You'll be doing your thing in EBW, and probably having to deal with Tack's whole deal. I'm starting a brand new chapter of my life, hoping I can pull it off. You said 38 is the "PEAK AGE". It's a shame that I'm 39 then. *sigh*

Trevor Mach: With that tight body and hot ass, you EASILY pass for 36-37.

Lady M's: Heh....gee thanks.

Trevor Mach: That comes from the heart Lady.

Lady M's: Oh, I'm suuuure it does. I rebuilt my "tool box" in Anahuac. I cleared my head. I'm feeling ready for a fight, any fight, every fight. I just want you to know, you might not always like where I go when I get into the zone.

Trevor Mach: Tali, whatever happens it happens. You want to know where the future leads? Right back here...at our farm. Our home.

Lady M's: You're such a cringey sap!

Trevor Mach: I know! What's wrong with me?!

Lady M's: Heh, who knows?

Trevor Mach: Make no mistake. I'll always be the "Bad Man", and that punk Ilya is gonna get it! As for you? You'll do what you always do. You'll kick ass with no apologies.

Lady M's: .....Damn right I will. After all, I can pass for 36-37 right?

Trevor Mach: I think I meant 26-27?

Lady M's: I know what you said.

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I know what I meant.

Lady M's: Yeah, but I know what you said.

Trevor Mach: Hehe....well you know when I say I love you.

Lady M's: ....You also mean it.

Trevor Mach: That's right.

Trevor leaned upwards for a kiss, but M's put her hand on his chest, and pushed him closed to the fire.

Lady M's: I think you need a little bit more of a challenge.

Trevor Mach: Apparently?!

ENN Studio

A confused Jammer was standing next to Vape on a basic set.

Jammer: What am I doing here man?

Vape: We're shooting a new commercial, and the extra didn't show, so we needed you to fill in.

Jammer: What?! I specifically wanted no part of your ridiculous product placements bro.

Vape: Dude, it's cool. They're going to pay you $25 bucks!

Jammer: Oh wow....aaaaaall that money huh?

Vape: Well it's not like you don't pimp out your brand. I mean Jammer "Athletic Tape"?

Jammer: That serves a purpose.

Vape: So does this!

Jammer: What purpose? What even is it?

Vape: No time, just play along.

Jammer: *sigh*

Director: 3-2-1 Action!

Vape: Everyone! Vape here, EBW MEGA STAR, and I'm here to tell you about something really awesome today. Well Jammer, do you notice anything different about me?

Jammer: Uh....no? Did you get a new girdle?

Vape: Nope.

Jammer: New hair in a can for the balding?

Vape: No.

Jammer: New pants?

Vape: Nope.

Jammer: New hat?

Vape: ...There's no hat.

Jammer: Do you have a new ear?

Vape: No!

Jammer: New socks?

Vape: Nope!

Jammer: New coat?

Vape: There's no coat either.

Jammer: New book?

Vape: Well yes, it's called "All Aboard the Vapetrain", but that's not it.

Jammer: New girlfriend?

Vape: *sniff* N-n-no.

Jammer: New nose?

Vape: No.

Jammer: New shir-

Vape: Nope!

Jammer: New-

Vape: Nope!

Jammer: New-

Vape: Nope!

Jammer: Did you get your nose hairs extended into your facial hair?

Vape: Nope!

Jammer: Well, I've got nothing.

Vape: ...I got a new ball.

Jammer: Like a basketball?

Vape: No, I've got third testicle.

Jammer: Oh...WHAT?! Why?!

Vape: It raises your energy levels, increases your libido, and I just think it's stylish, and now YOU TOO can get a third ball! Just head on downtown, and ask for Vape's Brand 3rd Testicle! Now YOU can have the style of a man who lets one ball just kind of sit in the middle.

Jammer: ......

Vape: Vape's Brand 3rd Testicle! Get yours today!

Director: And cut!

Jammer: Dude what the hell?! Did you really?!

Vape: Well yeah. I use all my products. The Super Happy Fun Ball turned my stool a glowing orange, but I still keep one. That's how committed I am to the products with my name on them.

Jammer: You're insane!

Vape: Sounds like someone doesn't want $25 bucks!

Jammer: Oh no, I did the damn commercial. Give me the money!

Saturn's Cafe

The "Dan Club" were sitting at their table, with the "Weekend Wrecking Crew's" Mike and Amigo sitting beside them.

Kinniku Mike: So...this 3rd testicle. Does it make your dick bigger?

Vape: ....Sadly no.

Kinniku Mike: Well that's good for me. Last thing I need is the tripod to be off balance! Haha! You know what I'm saying! Up top Amigo! No? Dude, you seem down?

Amigo: I drank some draino last night. I thought it might end it all. Instead it helped with my constipation. I actually feel physically better now. THAT'S NOT HOW THAT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK!

Jammer: Dude, I've been seeing you and Vape moping about lately. What's going on?

Amigo: I just feel like time is passing us by, and I haven't reached my peak potential! I can do and be so much more, but it's never happened. Plus....no GF to share my life with.

Vape: *sniff* All the products in the world, and the one thing I don't have....is a GF.

Jammer: So, they're sharing their lonliness and misery. Mike, you didn't notice?

Kinniku Mike: It's not easy being the best wrestler ever, a Dad, and keeping up the best strong tits ever. Uuuuu!!!!

Jammer: Sure sure.

Bashin Dan: Everyone just seems down lately. Count me in. I can't believe I feel for the trap card.

Kinniku Mike: Kid, I know what you mean. They look like women, but then you reach down and find a wang, and it's like "I'M OUT!" you know?

Bashin Dan: Huh?

Benjamin: I think we need a way to cheer up. We have a few days off before the next show. We should relax and let loose. Some revelry you know?

Jammer: Right...revelry....

Benjamin: Fun?

Jammer: ....Just say fun then.

Vape: I know what we need to do. We need to have a party! Now, I know for a FACT that Jammer's parents have this awesome summer home in....well Summers, and they are going to be on a cruise all week!

Jammer: What? How do you know that?

Vape: I intercepted this postcard from them to you. Took it right out of your mailbox.

Jammer: ....You just took my mail?

Vape: It was in the box....public property.

Jammer: That's not how that works.

Vape: They'll be gone, it's an awesome place. I say we go on a roadtrip, and throw a huge party!

Jammer: ....Aww what the hell. Why not. ROADTRIP!

Vape: ROADTRIP!

Jammer: ROADTRIP!

Bashin Dan: Road trip?

Vape: ROADTRIP!

Benjamin: Wait, what are we doing?

Kinniku Mike: ROADTRIP!

Amigo: .......

Jammer: ROAD TRIP! LET'S DO THIS!

An hour later, the gang was already packed into a van on the way down to Summers.

Vape: This is going to be GREAT! Some fun in the sun, and a big party. That'll settle all of this stress, and maybe we won't want to kill ourselves so much. Right Amigo?

Amigo: ...I hope so.

Vape: Yeah!

Bashin Dan: I really feel like I should talk with you guys about getting some help?

Vape: Nah, don't worry about it!

Jammer: I hope we didn't invite too many people. My folks will kill me if I trash their place.

Vape: I just sent out a few invites. No big deal! However, it's important to note that it's gonna be just us guys! A real guy's night! No chicks allowed!

Lainey Strong: Um....I'm here.

Vape: Huh?

Lainey Strong: I've been here the whole time Vape. I was sitting next to Benjamin when you had the idea. You saw me get into the van. I wanted to spend some time with my boyfrie-

Vape: Hey! You don't have to brag about your love all right!? JEEEEEEZ!

Lainey Strong: Sorry?

Benjamin: I wouldn't worry about him. That's just....well that's Vape.

Vape: We'll all be like single guys tonight....EXCEPT BENJAMIN...and no one will make anyone else feel bad.....EXCEPT BENJAMIN!

Benjamin: What did I do?

Vape: You know what you did "CHAMP"!

Benjamin: *sigh*

Lainey Strong: Yeah, let's not worry about him....or get to close to him tonight.

Benjamin: Good idea.

Lainey Strong: I was really wanting to do something together, so this seemed like a great opportunity.

Benjamin: I agree. The horseless carria....the VAN...might be packed, but all I see and hear...is you.

Vape: *loudly gags*

Benjamin: ....and Vape. *sigh*

Amigo: Listen to me Benjamin...hold onto her....love her....never let her go....*sniff*

Benjamin: Do you need....like a hug or something?

Bashin Dan: ...Hmmm maybe I should have called Hop-

Vape: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Jammer's Parent's Summer Home - Summers(obviously)

The gang were all dancing around to music, and having snacks as more guests arrived.

Jammer: Guys, please don't mess up the place! Keep it clean! Who is at the door?

Curry Man: Kooooonichiwa!

Jammer: Curry Man?!

Flying Man: Vape invited us?

Jammer: Uh...come on in?

Perfect Man: That's right, Perfect Man is here to make it the perfect party!

Jammer: Perfy? What the hell?

Penguin: QUA!

Jammer: Oh, you got out of Crystal Heaven for the weekend huh?

Ghost of Paul Lynde: When I heard it was a guy's night, I thought it'd be quite the night for this guy. Huehuehuehuehue!

Jammer: ....A ghost at the party. Sure why not. Guys, I want you to PLEASE....not destroy this place. That being said, let's have the time of our lives! YEAH!

The party was lively, with everyone doing their thing, while Jammer, instead of having any fun, spent most of the time picking up after people. Outside Benjamin stood on the porch, looking up at the night sky. Lainey followed him out.

Lainey Strong: Having an introspective moment?

Benjamin: No, I was just doing some thinking.

Lainey Strong: ....

Benjamin: What?

Lainey Strong: Nothing.

Benjamin: You....you called me your boyfriend earlier...or at least you tried to.

Lainey Strong: Well, you are aren't you?

Benjamin: I guess it just didn't hit me like that. It's wonderful, but with these titles, and my responsibilites to you, my life has certainly changed.

Lainey Strong: You don't have to worry about me Benji. I know that you're doing your best. That's what I like about you. That's why we get along so well. I was raised to always do my best too. Win or lose at Kingdom Come, I want you to know I'm proud of you, for everything you've accomplished.

Benjamin: I know I can accomplish more. I just have to overcome this hurdle.

Lainey Strong: I believe in you. Not just if you win. I believe in your resolve, and who you are.

Benjamin: I don't deserve all of this support from you. You're too wonderful. How did I get so lucky?

Lainey Strong: I don't know. You have a high luck stat?

Benjamin: Heh. Thank you for-

Lainey Strong: Benji? What's wrong?

Benjamin: Uh....look.

Lainey Strong: Uh-oh.

Benjamin: Back inside. Hey Jammer! Jammer.

Jammer: Yeah?

Benjamin: Is that your parent's vehichle?

Jammer: Huh? OH DAMN! EVERYONE CLEAN UP AND GET IN THE CLOSET! MY PARENTS ARE BACK EARLY!

Everyone scrambled to clean up, as Jammer started tossing them into the closet. He picked up the last of the drinks and rolled into the closet, shutting the shutter doors just as they entered the house.

Jammer's Dad: Good to be home.

Jammer's Mom: I agree. No privacy on that cruise, for what we really want to do. Right "Daddy?"

Jammer's Dad: You know it babe. Take it off.

The two started making out on the couch, as the group in the closet had no choice but to watch and wait silently.

Bashin Dan: *whispering* I'm shutting my eyes, and yet I still see it. How is that possible?

Perfect Man: *whispering* Oooo. Perfect Man likey what he sees.

Vape: *whispering* She's so close to taking off that bra. Come on baby.

Jammer: *whispering* Guys, I can hear every word you're saying.

As Vape pulled out his phone to record the "action", the parents were getting more hot and heavy, while Jammer tried not to throw up.

Jammer's Mom: Oh "Daddy", you're far from disappointing, which is more than I can say about our son. What a waste of time, being a wrestler.

Jammer's Dad: That idiot is a disappointment, but enough of that, come get some.

Jammer: .....*looks directly at the camera* roadtrip.

Last edited by Machismo (6/13/2021 10:08 am)