EBW: X-cite Card Announced/Breakthrough Card Partial Announcement!

The Machismo Era continues to bring changes, as the next X-cite will see the new Infinity Division taking over! It will all start with the anticipated debut of Blue Lightning as he takes on the veteran Generator. Following that, a mini tournament of sorts will be held between members of the Infinity Division based on their ranking. The winners of 3 singles matches will go on to Breakthrough in the decision match for the Infinity Championship! It has also been decided that #1 Ranked oddball pairing w00t and Onisuiken will get their title shot against Lovekick at Breakthrough. As a warm up Jamie OD will take on w00t in a first time singles encounter. The main event will see the new #1 Ranked Kinniku Mike try and defend his position against Lukie, who would love nothing more then another shot at champion Tack Angel. We know the champ will be watching, and the world will be watching, so can Lukie reclaim the #1 spot, or will Kinniku Mike finally break into that main event title picture. All of this and more on the next X-cite.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Blue Lightning Debut: Blue Lightning vs. Generator
2. Infinity Division Championship Elimination: Camilo Ortega vs. Randy no Kachi
3. Infinity Division Championship Elimination: Anwin vs. Shadow
4. Infinity Division Championship Elimination: Hotlanta vs. Bolshoi
5. Singles: Jamie OD vs. w00t
6. Ranking Match Global World #1 Spot: Kinniku Mike vs. Lukie

The Breakthrough card is also shaping up, with a Tag Title Match, an Infinity Championship Decision 3-Way, and of course the Global World Championship Match. Three title matches already booked, means this will be an important PPV in the Machismo Era.

EBW: Breakthrough 2011
Winters Athletic Colosseum
PPV

1. Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(c) vs. w00t/Onisuiken
2. Infinity Division Championship Decision 3-Way: ? vs. ? vs. ?
3. Global World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. ?

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Announcer: The action continues amidst a new era in EBW. With a new Presidency comes a mandate that the new generation be ready for the instant spotlight and scrutiny that comes with being on the main brand. The changes also mean that the rookies would now have to switch from a 4-Sided ring to an 8-Sided ring...



Amigo: Alright, so we can't get into the EBW Training Center right now until they finish installing that new ring.

Kinniku Mike: And for some reason that's not bothering you too much.

Amigo: Perhaps I'm going to turn a new leaf Mike. It seems to me that too much stress could lead to an ulcer, and besides....I AM the Double Crown Champion after all.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah, you're just lucky I'm working on getting a Global World title shot or I'd want a rematch for that belt.

Amigo: Hey, I welcome it anytime. Cause it's a new era and a new Amigo. I'm a champion, Mrs. Ra just made me a delicious muffin, and I'm a coach that gets respect from his rookies. Nothing could sour my good mood!

Dynamic Dougie: Hey....you guys? Something is going on in front of EBW Tower.

Amigo: ....Spoke too soon didn't I?

Kinniku Mike: Let me just peak outside and take a-yes....yes you did.

Amigo: *sigh*



Ra: My children! For too long we have suffered under the yoke of our oppressors, but it's time for a new dawn! The sun is shining on you and I shall lead the wa-

Amigo: RA!

Ra: Uhoh....

Amigo: What....*sigh* what are you doing?

Ra: Starting...a....cult?

Amigo: Well knock it off! You think we're oppressive eh? Well that's funny cause we WERE going to let you know that with the new ring getting installed you had the day off. So the teams will go with the coaches for a little rest and relaxation.

Ra: Oh...well in that case....NO CULT...hahaha....for now.

Dragonzombie: The harbinger of destruction and doom requires no rest nor relaxation!

Amigo: Now wait a minute DZ! You have no idea what my idea of rest and relaxation is just yet...hehehe.....

Kinniku Mike: Amigo never laughs...this is scary...come on team! I know just where to go!



Ness: Mike!? Why did you bring them here? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something!

Kinniku Mike: Relax Ness, I was contractually obligated to bring them here at some point. It's part of the "Bother Ness" clause in all TUE contracts. Honestly though.....I broke the AC at Trev's place and it's nice and cool in here.

Ness: *sigh* Mom, you see now that I have company. Could we perhaps do this tomorrow?!

Tess: No Ness, we need to deal with this now. I've spent a lot of time thinking about this, and while your Dad might be an as*hole and Ninten might not be my child, he is YOUR brother and you two need to work this out now!

Ninten: Yeah "Bro"! Let's work it out! Hahaha!

Ness: Look Mom, he's being sarcastic!

Tess: Sounded sincere to me!

Ness: HE'S MAKING FACES AT ME BEHIND YOUR BACK!

Tess: Ness, please behave here. You're a grown and married man.

Ness: Which is exactly why I'm wondering what you're trying to do here!

Kinniku Mike: Oh man, this is GREAT! Much better then training today eh Mike?

Mike Ishijima: Actually sir,  I've got to be honest about something. I want to take this wrestling career seriously, and I'd rather try and improve my skills in that new ring!

Kinniku Mike: Now you're sounding like Amigo. Listen Mike, you've got the skills and you've got the swag. All you need is the confidence of a Sex Machine. That's why I'm going to take you under my wing. Whether you win this show or not, I'm going to see to it that you go places. In fact, from this day forward you can call yourself Kinniku Mike Ishijima!

Mike Ishijima: Man, that's awesome, but isn't going to confuse a lot of people?

Kinniku Mike: Yeah. Hahahahahahahaha!

Mike Ishijima: Hahahahahahaha!



Ra: AAAAHHH!

Amigo: Haha! That's right! My idea of a break is MORE TRAINING! I want you guys to swim ALL THE WAY around Fourside....5 TIMES!

Dragonzombie: Grrr....I will destroy you...

Amigo: What was that?! Sounds like you want to swim 10 LAPS!

Dragonzombie: ......

Mr. Jennings: This is very unbecoming of my elite status.

Amigo: If you're so elite then you won't mind swimming 15 LAPS!

Mr. Jennings: This is an outrage! I don't see Pretty Tony having to swim!

Amigo: Hmmm....I don't see him either....where is he?



Amigo: *sigh* Thanks for the bail money Maurice. I was a little broke after bailing out Mike so many times. I owe you one.

Maurice: Don't worry about it. I think we'll call it even all things considered.

Pretty Tony: Hello Coach! It's a bully day today!

Amigo: Tony....what the hell?

Pretty Tony: What Coach?

Amigo: *sigh* Why were you in jail?

Pretty Tony: Well I was walking along the street when I saw a damsel about to walk into a puddle of water. The scalawag next to her didn't even offer to drape his coat over it, so I gave him what for.

Amigo: I....owe....I think I just broke a blood vessel in my eye...

Pretty Tony: You look like you could use a mint julep.

Amigo: I could use a golf club...to smash you in the head....but you've got a match tomorrow....so let's get out of here.



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TUE5 Round 1: Ra(Amigo) beat Xanshin(Kinniku) (5:03) via Countout.

-The first match of tonight's show saw the charismatic Ra take on the fish out of water samurai Xanshin. Both had come a long way, with Xanshin learning the basics of mat work while Ra spent most of his time evading Xanshin like a slippery eel. The samurai lunged at Ra late in the match and fell out to the ring floor. Unfortunately, Mike had forgotten to teach him about the count out rules. So as Xanshin tried to get refocused he accidentally got himself counted out. An odd finish that had Mike less then pleased at forgetting to teach that little tidbit.
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TUE5 Round 1: Pretty Tony(Amigo) beat Ditch(Kinniku) (4:59) via DQ.

-Another hard loss followed for Mike as he the striker Pretty Tony took on Ditch. Both men were well versed in fighting, with Tony having an extensive boxing career and Ditch seeing every wrestling bootleg tape imaginable. Unfortunately Ditch is a shady fellow who didn't take to rules well. Tony was in control and delivering hard body shots, when Ditch pulled a blackjack out from under his hat and tried to clock the turn of the century pugilist. This blatant disregard for the rules lead to an obvious DQ. Pretty Tony wins and moves on.
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Announcer: Kinniku Mike's carefree ways have lead to his team taking two odd loses. With Mike Ishijima as the sole survivor on his team it's going to be tough, but can Kinniku Mike recover from this loss and pull the team together? Nah, they'll probably go to a strip club instead...

Round 1 Winners: Mike Ishijima(Kinniku), Mr. Jennings(Amigo), Ra(Amigo), Pretty Tony(Amigo)

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*clang clang*



Onisuiken: MAN! I COULD NOT BREATHE IN THERE!

Dynamic Dougie: You...uh you alright Oni?

Onisuiken: Yeah....so Dougie, I hear that tonight's show is going to be packed with the Infinity Division?

Dynamic Dougie: Yep! With all that high flying, Ry Ry's gonna have to watch them like a "hawk"!



w00t: I've been told we can't do bird puns anymore....don't know why. Hey....how the hell did I get in this locker? What was I doing here?



Vice President Ryan IQ: What's all this nonsense! We've got a show to do tonight, and I'm in charge while the President is away so back to work!

Dynamic Dougie: Hey Ryan? When is Trevor coming back from the honeymoon anyways?

Ryan IQ: I don't know.

*SPLAT!*



Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* Enjoy the show tonight folks.




An odd start to the show, but the early shenanigans were just a warm up to a night that would be full of wrestling action, as the Infinity Division was taking center stage. EBW under the Machismo Era would be pushing these top stars and really giving them the exposure that the CXJ Division had when it put EBW on the map in the first place. The Center was packed, and the fans were excited to see Infinity action, but also to see the debut of Blue Lightning. Finally, we would know after tonight who would be taking on Tack Angel for the Global World Championship at Breakthrough. Would Lukie get another shot, or would Kinniku Mike get his main event chance?



-The first match saw the debut of Blue Lightning to EBW, and Eagleland for that matter. The trickster is known the world over as a wrestler that could get under your skin, but you can't help but like his cheeky antics. Generator wasn't up to antics though, as the veteran was low on the totem poll after a poor showing in the Rankings Battle Royale, and was looking to turn it around. BL played up the crowd and went move for move with Generator. A "high voltage" match all the way through. Blue Lighting caught Generator off guard mid match by pulling out some goofy captioned photos. Generator was puzzled, but grabbed them. Mr. High Voltage lightened up and laughed with BL as they skimmed through the pics, but then BL backed off and drop kicked Generator into the ropes. On the bounce back Blue Lightning rolled up Generator with a School Boy and grabbed the quick pin. Blue Lighting won his big debut. Generator was upset by the loss, but rose BL's hand in victory none the less. Blue Lighting let him keep the pictures.



After the first match the Infinity Division headed out to the ring, followed by a slime covered Vice President Ryan IQ. He reminded everyone what was at stake, as the next matches would determine which 3 wrestlers would move onto the Infinity Championship Decision 3-Way at Breakthrough.

-The first of 3 matches saw Camilo Ortega take on Randy no Kachi. Both have made the move from the heavies, but both are fast and agile enough to be a force in this division. Randy seems subdued after his Ensiders run, and kept it straight laced, while Camilo had no trouble breaking the rules. Late in the match he low blowed Randy, which gave him enough time to go high risk with an Ortega Placha, which he turned into a pin to get the win.

-Light and Darkness seemed to collide when the White Noise Ninja Anwin took on the shifty veteran Shadow. Shadow was in control for most of the match, but Anwin would get his moves in whenever Shadow would lose sight of him. Anwin was faster, as years of brutal matches have taken their toll on Shadow. Late in the match Shadow looked to end the match after a Shadow Driver, but it wasn't a hard hitting Shadow Driver, so he only got the two. Shadow held his fist up to symbolize a top rope fist drop was coming. Suddenly, Anwin sprang into action and met Shadow on the top rope. They traded blows before Anwin shocked Shadow and the fans by hitting a Static Superplex and pinning him for the win.

-The streak continued into the third match, with Bolshoi upsetting Hotlanta. The former CXJ Exec was still working on his cardio, as evidenced by this match, where Bolshoi just flat out had more energy. It was a close one, but Bolshoi won it clean after a Bolshoi Bomb, and a Rose Covered One Wheeled Family Unicycle for good measure. After the match, Hotlanta raised Bolshoi's hand and wished him luck. The Infinity Division's young guns all took surprising wins, and will collide for the belt at Breakthrough.



Nerma: Time for Xciter Spotlight, where we take a look at one of EBW's wrestlers. Tonight, we're joined by Maurice. He's a former Television Champion before it became the Double Crown. He's a part of the SURGE Generation, and has made many big moves in recent years. One of those moves involved joining Greed. Do you regret that Maurice?

Maurice: Not for a second. I learned a lot from them, and I learned that I needed to grow up and earn my stripes. Amigo and Mike seemed to push ahead of me, and yet I was able to beat them both on different occasions. I thought that it was bias, but really I just wasn't winning fairly. I was doing anything, but winning fairly. You don't really earn respect that way. I've been the "French Fist" and I've been the "Smelly Bum"-

Nerma: Better then being a "Smelly Frenchman".

Amigo: NERMA?!

Nerma: Sorry.

Maurice: I've been the "Golden Boy of Greed", but now I'm just going to be Maurice. A wrestler that plays fair, cause I know I can win, and a wrestler that will demand Little Mac's respect. It has come to my attention that you aren't the role model I thought I wanted. Neither was my former mentor Captain Strong for that matter. That's why I'm realigning with my old SURGE stablemates. We're going to watch each other's backs from now on. We're going to take you down Greed, and we're going to stop Little Mac. Mac, I'm challenging you to a match at Breakthrough. Just you and me....one...on one. Got the guts? Do you have it? Prove it!

Nerma: I....I don't hate French People.....seriously...



-The fifth match of the night saw the first time match between Jamie OD and w00t. A striker taking on a thinker in a warm up to a Tag Team Title Match at Breakthrough. The match started off slow and methodical, as Jamie picked his spots while trying to avoid the WKO. w00t shot in and took Jamie off his feet to protect himself from more kick damage. He then started working on the legs with kicks and hooks to try and slow him down. Jamie tried to get to his feet, but w00t kept kicking him down. He finally managed to get up and push w00t back. w00t tried to hit a WKO, but Jamie evaded and hit a suplex and a clothesline on the rebound. Jamie went in for the Penalty Kick, but w00t shot up and hit the WKO before getting the 1-2-3. w00t wins the first match against the champs, leaving Sal and Oni to duke it out on X-perience.



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with Ryan IQ and the Tri-Force Champions. Mr. Vice President, what is this all about?

Vice President Ryan IQ: That's what I would like to know! I was cleaning off this slime in the office, when Moz asked for me to come down here.

Hater: Nyah....nyah....so Moz, what is this all about?

Moz: My fellow champs and I were sitting in the back thinking....that we were sitting in the back thinking. We won and defended these titles recently, but we're not ones to rest on our laurels are we guys?

Lucas: Nope!

Dynamic Dougie: I don't even think I own a laurel.

Moz: That's why we want to put up the belts on X-perience.

Vice President Ryan IQ: You do?

Moz: You bet! We're seeing the Infinity Division really take off, so we thought we'd let three from that division make the challenge. This time it will be defended in a traditional 6-Man Tag Team Match. I'm curious to see how some of these guys will work together.

Vice President Ryan IQ: That's a great idea....normally I think up all the great ideas....don't steal my thunder Moz.

Moz: Alright Vice President Ry Ry.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Don't call me that Moz.

Dynamic Dougie: Hey boss?

Vice President Ryan IQ: Yes?

Dynamic Dougie: Why do you think the Heat lost tonight? Is it because they suck or just Lebron sucks?

Vice President Ryan IQ: I don't know.

*SPLAT*



Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* If you need me.....I'll be in the shower.



-The main event saw Kinniku Mike take on Lukie for the #1 Ranking and a shot at the Global World Championship at Breakthrough. Mike has had a lot going for him lately, as he was the first Double Crown Champion and he is a TUE5 coach. On the other hand, Lukie has made a name for himself with winning at all costs being the name of the game for him. With Little Mac on the outside he had a trump card, but Mike neutralized that with Amigo and Maurice keeping him in check. This would be a fair, one-on-one fight. Mike had the first stretch of long offense following a big back body drop. He whipped Lukie to ringside and roughed him up with shots to the back. Back inside the ring, Mike delivered hard slaps to Lukie's chest, and hit a Release Dragon Suplex. Lukie scrambled out of the ring to recover. Lukie came back later with some signature offense, but his tackles weren't going to do much to Mike, so he pulled out the bag of dirty tricks. When the ref was not looking, Lukie untied one of the turnbuckle pads. Mike charged him, but missed and hit the exposed turnbuckle hard. Lukie took over here and got some near falls with his feet on the ropes, but no go. Mike recovered and returned to dominance, ultimately hitting his Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Lukie and rolling him up for the pin. Kinniku Mike secured his #1 Spot, and now has the match he's been waiting for. At Breakthrough, he takes on the champs. Tack Angel came out after the match and gave Mike some applause. I think both are looking forward to this first time title match as much as the fans.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Blue Lightning Debut: Blue Lightning beat Generator (7:38) with a Schoolboy U Mad?
2. Infinity Division Championship Elimination: Camilo Ortega beat Randy no Kachi (5:32) with a Ortega Placha Pin.
3. Infinity Division Championship Elimination: Anwin beat Shadow (6:15) with a Static Superplex.
4. Infinity Division Championship Elimination: Bolshoi beat Hotlanta (8:09) with a Rose Covered One Wheeled Family Unicycle.
5. Singles: w00t beat Jamie OD (7:55) with a WKO.
6. Ranking Match Global World #1 Spot: Kinniku Mike beat Lukie (14:03) with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.

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Vice President Ryan IQ Press Conference!



Reporters flocked to EBW Tower today, as Vice President Ryan IQ held a small press conference to make some announcements. Amongst those in attendance were Swift and Troy. That alone had everyone on edge. Why were they at the Tower?

Reporters: Mr. Vice President? Who is this mystery person "returning" to EBW? We've all seen the cryptic posters around town, as well as on the EBW website.

Vice President Ryan IQ: I'm afraid that information might even be above my pay grade, as I know nothing about it. I'm here, because the President sent me a letter with a few announcements to make regarding X-perience, as well as the Breakthrough PPV. First, I have to mention a change to PPV formatting. I've been informed that for now on we'll only be using 80's songs for PPV themes.....judging by the President that sounds about right. Now down to business. I shall read the letter to you all out loud. *clears throat* Hey...hey...hey Ry R- *sigh* ....don't call me that Mr. President. You know what....I'm not going to read it. Here, you all can read it.



Blue Lightning: Tl;dr

Vice President Ryan IQ: What?! Blue Lightning?! What are you doing here?

Blue Lightning: Oh nothing....just....haaaaanging around....with my top hat....and monocle....and cane.

Vice President Ryan IQ: I see that.

Blue Lightning: U Jelly?

Vice President Ryan IQ: No.

Blue Lightning: U mad?

Vice President Ryan IQ: Getting there actually Blue....I'm getting there.

Blue Lightning: Yeah.....u mad.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Red Shirts!

Blue Lightning: and thus I exit the scene with my top hat and monocle that Ry Ry wants!

*Blue Lightning skedaddles*

Vice President Ryan IQ: Man, what is with that guy? Anyways, by reading the letter we have learned that Ness and Ninten will main event this week's X-perience. I would also like to mention that the contract signing between champion Tack Angel and challenger Kinniku Mike will take place then. In the other part of the letter we have learned that Swift and...uh...Troy...over here...will compete against each other at Breakthrough. I'm not sure if it's a ranked match yet, but it will be No Rules. Also, the President will be back for X-perience.....I don't know what that last part was all about. "Operation: Sonoko Kato"? Anyways....that's the end....so...I'm going back inside now...bye.

Dougie disguised as Reporter: Wait! I have one more question for you! Do you believe that mammas should let their babies grow up to be cowboys?

Vice President Ryan IQ: What?! I don't know!



Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* Dougie...

So here is what we know about X-perience!

XP Rundown!
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-The EBW President will be in the house!
-There will be a contract signing between Tack Angel and Kinniku Mike for the Breakthrough Global World Championship Match!
-Hotlanta is going to welcome the newcomer Blue Lighting to EBW with an Infinity Singles Match!
-Sal Paradise and Onisuiken will collide as the series continues between tag champs and tag challengers!
-The Tri-Force Champions made a challenge to the Infinity Division and it has been answered by Division Championship Contenders Anwin, Randy no Kachi, and Camilo Ortega!
-Akinan from 3'dPW will attempt to take Swift's #8 ranking in the Global Division bracket!
-Global World Champion Tack Angel will lead his Breakthrough opponent Kinniku Mike, EBW DC Champion Amigo, and Maurice against the elite of Greed!
-Ness and Ninten will attempt to end their rivalry in the main event! The Global World #3 Ranking will be at stake!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Infinity Singles: Blue Lightning vs. Hotlanta
2. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Onisuiken
3. Tri-Force Championship 6-Man Tag: Dynamic Dougie/Lucas/Moz(c) vs. Anwin/Randy no Kachi/Camilo Ortega
4. Global World Ranking (#8): Swift vs. Akinan[3'dPW]
5. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice vs. Troy/Lukie/Hashim Al-Singh/Little Mac
6. Global World Ranking (#3): Ness vs. Ninten

Plus: The Breakthrough contract signing between Tack Angel and Kinniku Mike




EBW: Breakthrough 2011
Winters Athletic Colosseum
PPV

1. Singles: Maurice vs. Little Mac
2. Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(c) vs. w00t/Onisuiken
3. No Rules Singles: Swift vs. Troy
4. Infinity Division Championship Decision 3-Way: Camilo Ortega vs. Anwin vs. Randy no Kaci
5. Global World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Kinniku Mike

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EBW SELLS OUT....AGAIN!

All joking aside, EBW is looking to expand the name recognition even more, so President Mach has decided to use the current Global World Champion as his spokesman. What better way to get the EBW name out to the fans then with products like....



Warning: Product contains nails....it's a gag product....DON'T EAT IT!

EBW is also getting back into the fast food business. After a previous working relationship with Awesome Burger, EBW is now putting its name on a new chain of stores called....TACKO BELL!



President Trevor Mach: I was looking for a company that would be proud to work with us, but I was also looking for a company that had the balls to make burrito milkshakes....I love those.

Tack Angel: With Tacko Bell, you won't be running for the border, but you'll be running inside the building because....*sigh* because of the quality food and fast service. Kid's Meals come complete with a Tack Angel action figure. Tacko Bell.....where else you gonna eat?

Reporter: Tack, you've always seemed like more a humble champion. Why now are you agreeing to take part in this business agreement?

Tack Angel: Well first of all, Trevor has assured me that no lemon products will be sold in Tacko Bell stores, so I'm alright with that. Also, I've been wanting to buy a PS5 for months now, and EBW doesn't pay very well!

President Trevor Mach: HAHAHA! He's kidding of course! Shut up Tack, I told you I'm working on that....HAHAHAHA!

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Nerma: Nerma here, with X-perience just about to get underway we are awaiting the arrival of the EBW President Trevor Mach. Oh look, there he is right now! Mr. President welcome back! How was the honeymoon?

President Trevor Mach: Ohohoho! Let me tell you all about the-

First Lady Tali Mach: *cough cough*

President Trevor Mach: It was pretty good!

Nerma: Glad to hear! Everyone was excited to see the First Couple returning so soon! Any special occasion?

President Trevor Mach: Well, you don't expect me to miss too much work do ya? I just got elected after all, and I've still got a lot of damage to fix around here! Plus, I have to finalize the signing of a big name talent. Can't miss that!

Nerma: Is this the mystery man that has been appearing on posters and ads all around Fourside?

President Trevor Mach: Ha! I'm not saying diddly squat right now Nerma! Let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, and a couple surprises here and there.

Nerma: I see. That's very exciting news sir. Tali Mach, how does it feel to be married, and the First Lady of EBW?

First Lady Tali Mach: So far so good, but if any of these slackers in EBW think that things are going to be a breeze during the Machismo era they've got another thing coming! Sure we might have some shenanigans here and there, but if you slack off I'll kick your ass myself!

Nerma: Well alright then, that about wraps it up here so let's-

Dynamic Dougie: Hey wait! Welcome back cousin!

President Trevor Mach: That's President Cousin to you....NAH I'M JUST KIDDING! What do you need?

Dynamic Dougie: Actually, I have a question for the VP.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Uh oh.

Dynamic Dougie: Ryan, how well do you think my team is going to do tonight in our Tri-Force Championship defense?

Vice President Ryan IQ: Well I don't know see-



*Splat*

Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh*

President Trevor Mach: Ha! I love this place! On with the show!




The Machismo Era is in full swing, and the countdown to Breakthrough is winding down. With a week to go, EBW wrestlers are still battling for an all important spot on the pay per view. A new era and a new venue, mean that all eyes will be on EBW that night, so the bar is being raised for everyone.



-The show opened with big name newcomer Blue Lightning taking on veteran Hotlanta in singles action. BL made an impact on Day 1 with a win over Generator, but could he topple the foundation of the Infinity Division? They traded barbs back and forth early before Lightning played to the crowd. It was back and forth in the early going, with Hotlanta trying to keep BL down with power moves as BL evaded with lucha quickness. He attempted his Troller Coaster finisher late in the match, but Hotlanta caught him in the air and took him down with a big slam. Hot then picked him up for the 2 Hot 2 Pump Handle Slam and rolled him up for the pin. A good showing for both men, with Hotlanta shaking hands with Blue Lightning. After the match Blue Lightning picked up his top hat and monocle and did his best Ryan IQ impression until Red Shirt Secret Service escorted him away from the ring.

-Match #2 was a quick action packed encounter between Tag Champion Sal Paradise and Onisuiken. With w00t and Jamie outside of the ring watching, the pressure was on to perform and get the momentum before the title match at Breakthrough. Oni dominated early on with his unorthodox offense, but Sal came back, hitting the Control Nekbreaker and then introducing his new finisher the Paradise Driver II, before getting the pin and the win. It's 1-1 so far in this series. Things are heating up.



-Match #3 would see the Tri-Force Championship at stake, as champions Dougie, Lucas, and Moz put out an open challenge to the Infinity Division. The call was answered by the three men who will face each other for the Infinity Championship at Breakthrough, Anwin, Camilo Ortega, and Randy no Kachi. For this match the 6-Man Tag rules were in effect, which gave the champions an advantage over three wrestlers who did not get along. Anwin did most of the heavy lifting for his team while Randy and Camilo bickered. The champions functioned like a well oiled machine, and this odd group continues to impress with the high energy and fast tags. Late in the match Anwin tried to tag out to Randy, but Camilo elbowed him in the eye and dropped off the ring apron. The plan for Camilo was to see his championship opponents get hurt here and now. Anwin was now on his own and ate a high kick from Moz, before Moz tagged in Dougie. He scooped up the White Noise Ninja and hit the Reverse Dynamic DDT before claiming victory. The champs make their second defense while the #1 Contenders in the Infinity Division implode.

Backstage, we saw that Ness was about to have a run in with his old rival...



Jeff Andonuts: Congratulations on beating the Ensiders at their own game! You didn't even have to use SCIENCE! to stop them!

Ness: Yeah, it's a good thing I didn't. Jeff, I don't think a clone "third brother" would have solved anything. It's a good thing you didn't go through with that.

Jeff Andonuts: Yeah...I...uh....I totally didn't do that. So hey, I was thinking that maybe it's time I step back into the ring. Ya know, gotta show these new kids the power of Old School SCIENCE!

Ness: That's great, but listen I gotta go get ready for my ma-

Poo: Hey.

Ness: Poo, what do you want?

Poo: I just wanted to say....congratulations....with everything. I know that you still have that main event match with Ninten later, but you proved to me that you really are a hero....you always have been. I was just going on one of my crazy heel turn trips and I lost sight of that.

Ness: Thanks man, I appreciate that.

Poo: Maybe when all is said and done....we can be friends again.....put the last few years behind us....start fresh. I've gotten back into the teachings of MU, and it is stated that one should not hold a grudge, so....I'm done with the negativity.

Ness: Good to hear man. The three of us should talk this all out over drinks after the show. It's been a long time.

Poo: Good luck out there.

Jeff Andonuts: Wow....you really trust him?

Ness: HELL NO! Are you kidding?! This guy flips more then a coin! I do HOPE that he's changed though. The EBW originals are in short supply these days....if we're going to make a comeback....we've got to stick together.



-Match #4 was a Global World Ranking Match between Swift and Akinan. Swift found himself low on the totem pole thanks to Troy, and now the former Global World Champion face the risk of falling farther back against Akinan. This was a strike fest in the early going between the brawler and the big man of 3'dPW. Swift looked unfocused, and almost took an early defeat after a lariat and an Akinanimploder. One he kicked out Swift was snapped back into action and out for blood. He wiped his forehead against the ropes and Pounced Akinan to the mat. He picked up Akinan and introduced a new finisher. a Saturn Drop into a jack knife hold called the Kappa Hold. With that Swift got the victory and secured his spot.

-The semi main saw Global World Tack Angel lead Double Crown Champion Amigo, #1 Contender Kinniku Mike, and Maurice against their mutual rivals in Greed. With Tack and Troy on opposite sides you knew this would be a bloody brawl. These two teams went all out with Tack and Mike trying to outdo each other before their Breakthrough title match. Little Mac tried to play ring general while avoiding getting in the ring to face Maurice, but eventually the striker went around the ring and chased him from the outside. Late in the match Tack and Hashim were the legal men in. Troy tried to bum rush Tack with a punt kick, but Mike intervened and tackled Troy out of the ring, taking the sex machine along with him. Tack unleashed a flurry of kicks on Hashim before hitting the Angel Driver and scoring the pin. After the match the champ and the #1 contender shook hands, but they knew that the next week leading up to the PPV things would be heating up between them, and they would meet in the ring all too soon.

After the match we went backstage for an all new "Xpert Opinion"...



Nerma: Nerma here for the Xpert Opinion of the day! Today, we're talking with EBW President Trevor Mach. Mr. President, as a veteran of the ring what do you think it will take to get some of these guys noticed?

President Trevor Mach: What? Oh I'm sorry I was looking at these mysterious posters littered everywhere. Pretty cool stuff huh?

Nerma: Does this mean you want to comment on the mystery man?

President Trevor Mach: Huh? Nah! I just wanted to stir the pot a little. The mystery man will be here in due time. Probably by.....Breakthrough! Haha!

Nerma: Oh my!

President Trevor Mach: As for your first question, if you want to impress me you have to show me that you're not willing to accept those lemons from life. I'm a big fan of self empowerment, so you show me that your career and your life is under your control! Also....if you can crack me up with a funny idea that probably means you'll get pushed.  ;D

Nerma: Well there you have it everybody. Words from our very own President.

Meanwhile in another area backstage...



?: Swift. Slow down. I want to have a word with you.

Swift:  >

?: You're quite the impressive specimen you know that? Such rage and raw power. You SHOULD still be Global World Champion! Hell, you lost that title in a 3-Way match and you never got your rematch thanks to some new President wanting to "start from scratch".

Swift: Grrrr......

?: I would be mad too. Listen, I think I can help you. The last thing you need to complete your dominance is a manager.....I could be that manager. If you join me then we'll go straight back to the top!

Swift: ....I don't think your "golden boy" would be pleased about that sh*t at all.

?: Let's just say I'm cutting ties with what I once thought was a sure bet. I see that I was wrong, and I have an eye for this sort of thing. YOU....are the real deal. What do you say?

Swift: I say I want a f***ing Hot Pocket and some Faygo.....you'll get your answer from me when I feel like it.

?: Take your time....but I assure you that this is the right choice for both of us.



-The main event would see the estranged brothers Ness and Ninten finally collide! A pay per view worthy main event tonight, as these two just could not wait to collide. The old school EBW vibe filled the area, as Ness was joined by Jeff Andonuts, with Poo following behind not too far away. Would he be there to support or screw over the EBW OG. Ninten wasted no time with a flash entrance and charged down the ring to immediately start trading blows with his brother. It looked to be over VERY early as Ness clocked Ninten with a hard elbow and hit the PSI ROCKIN, but Ninten rolled out of the ring to recover. The ref started the count, but Ness wasn't planning on winning by count out. He left the ring to drag his brother back into the ring, but Ninten countered and whipped him into the ring steps. Ninten rolled back into the ring and Ness soon followed, barely making it in at the count of 9. Back and forth action for a very long time, with several near falls, but this brother's quarrel was too strong for either man to give. Late in the match Ness and Ninten were trading clotheslines in the middle of the ring. They would collide and try again until one of them would fall to the ground. Finally, Ness decided to duck one and hit a reverse neckbreaker on his brother. He then picked him up to attempt a Thunder Brainbuster, but Ninten countered and hit the PSI ROCKIN! 1-2-KICKOUT! Ness staggered up as Ninten wait to hit another finisher, but Ness countered this time and hit the Thunder Brainbuster! 1-2-KICKOUT! Both fighters traded blows as they fought to their feet. They shared a staredown before lunging at each other one more time. That is when the bell rang and the 30 minute time limit was reached! That's right, both fighters went the distance, and the match ended in a Draw. The fans chanted for more time, but still applauded the effort of both men. Ninten had fought fairly and earned the respect of the EBW fans. Sometimes all it takes is one heroic effort in the ring if you want the fans to view you as a hero. A lesson learned for Ninten as he saw the crowd cheering and actually smiled. Ness turned his brother around and the two had another staredown before Ness extended his hand. Ninten was shocked at this act, but slowly raised his hand up to shake his brother's hand. All at once the hatred seemed to melt away as Ness then gave his big brother a big hug and raised his hand up. Poo and Jeff entered the ring to congratulate them both, and it seems like months of animosity had come to an end. The show ended with the brothers both taking in the applause of the crowd.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Infinity Singles: Hotlanta beat Blue Lightning (5:34) with a 2 Hot 2 Pump Handle Slam.
2. Singles: Sal Paradise beat Onisuiken (4:50) with a Paradise Driver II.
3. Tri-Force Championship 6-Man Tag: Dynamic Dougie/Lucas/Moz(c) beat Anwin/Randy no Kachi/Camilo Ortega (12:19) when Dougie hit the Reverse Dynamic DDT on Anwin.
4. Global World Ranking (#8): Swift beat Akinan[3'dPW] (6:09) with a Kappa Hold (Saturn Drop into a jack knife hold).
5. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice beat Troy/Lukie/Hashim Al-Singh/Little Mac (14:49) when Tack hit the Angel Driver on Hashim Al-Singh.
6. Global World Ranking (#3): Ness vs. Ninten (30:00) ended in a Time Limit Draw.

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EBW @ E3!

EBW made it's annual trip to E3 over the weekend to introduce their brand new game: EBW X-cite 2011!



With the reveal also came the obligatory EBW LIVE Show! This would be the first LIVE show of the Machismo Era, and the card was stacked!



-An Infinity Rumble opened the show featuring just about everyone in the division. Camilo Ortega weaseled his way into the final 3 in the ring while Blue Lighting even the score with Hotlanta by taking him out late in the match. Blue Lighting also hit a hurracanrana to eliminate Camilo, but the ref wasn't looking, so the smiling heel returned to the ring and tossed out BL. Anwin ultimately picked up the win by kicking a gloating Camilo right out of the ring.

-Jamie OD and Onisuiken went head to head in singles action. It was a close fight, but Jamie scored the head kick that stunned Oni enough for a pin. Oni is having some bad luck in the series with Lovekick.

-w00t evened the odds for his team by narrowly escaping Sal's Paradise Driver II and turned it into a WKO before getting the pin.

-A huge 3-Team Tag Match saw Ness, Poo, and Jeff Andonuts reunite to take on Simon Stuart's rookie team of Brad Zubaz and Uchubaco, as well as the Greed stable. Both Ness's team and Little Mac's team had the same idea and picked apart the rookies. Simon Stuart held his own, but Brad Zubaz proved to be the weak link and took the fall after Ness hit a Thunder Brainbuster. Troy had nearly gotten the finisher and pin himself, but Jeff Andonuts of all people tripped him up. This did not go over well and the Alpha Beta chased Doctor SCIENCE to the back.

-The Global World Champion made an appearance for a special singles match with young upstart Hashim Al-Singh. Tack controlled most of the match, and used his unorthodox new Tatoba Kick to floor Hashim and pin him for the win.

-The main event was a special affair, as the rookies of TUE Season 5 got some mainstream experience against their coaches in a 4-on-2 Handicap Match. The rookies were impressive, and didn't look too shaken working for the first time in front of a live crowd, but Mike and Amigo were just too much for them. They put them in they place, and Mike scored the win after hitting his Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Ishijima, his sole surviving rookie. Global World Tack Angel could be seen scouting his Breakthrough challenger, and applauded him after the match.



EBW: Live at E3!
Electronic Entertainment Expo

1. Infinity Rumble: Winner: Anwin! (15:09)
Order of Elimination: 1. Given 2. Randy no Kachi 3. Bolshoi 4. Generator 5. Taken 6. Shadow 7. Hotlanta 8. Blue Lightning 9. Camilo Ortega
2. Singles: Jamie OD beat Onisuiken (6:44) with a Penalty Kick.
3. Singles: w00t beat Sal Paradise (9:09) with a WKO.
4. 3-Team Tag: Ness/Poo/Jeff Andonuts beat Simon Stuart/Brad Zubaz/Uchubaco and Little Mac/Troy/Lukie (8:13) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on Zubaz.
5. Singles: Tack Angel beat Hashim Al-Singh (5:51) with a Tatoba Kick.
6. TUE5 Handicap: Kinniku Mike/Amigo beat Mike Ishijima/Mr. Jennings/Pretty Tony/Ra (11:04) when Mike hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Mike Ishijima.

Nerma: Nerma here with Global World Champion Tack Angel and #1 Ranked Kinniku Mike. In just a little while I'll be conducting an interview with these two about their upcoming title match! You won't want to miss it! X-perience is NEXT!




Breakthrough is almost here, with just a few short days left. The first pay per view of the Machismo Era is sure to deliver, but first we had a stacked 7 match card to look forward to, so here we go!



-The first match was the 2nd in the EBW Challenge of Camilo Ortega, as he battled one of his Breakthrough opponents Anwin. It was a close contest between the always smiling heel and the white noise ninja, and Anwin nearly scored the win early with a Static Suplex that once again cause the broadcast to flicked upon impact. Camilo was able to kick out, but he was hurting and bought some time by going outside of the ring. Anwin was quick to follow as Camilo fell to his knees beside ring steps. He pleaded for Anwin not to attack, but the white noise ninja went for the Shining Wizard, but Camilo was playing possum and dodged just in time for Anwin to collide with the steps. Camilo rolled Anwin back into the ring and dominated, while Anwin limped around on his right leg. Camilo exploited the injury and finished him off with a Cradle Back to Belly Piledriver. For good measure he grabbed the ropes on the pin to get the win. After the match Anwin complained to the ref as Camilo celebrated. Mr. 25:17 then attacked Anwin again before running to the back. Camilo is 2-0 in his Challenge Series. One to go.

-The next match was an Infinity 3-Way match, featuring Randy no Kachi, Bolshoi, and Blue Lightning. This was a lengthy and very competitive match, that mostly featured them taking turns hitting moves in a rotation. Randy is in the Infinity title match at Breakthrough, so he had extra pressure on him to perform and get that momentum now that Camilo is dominating his series. Late in the match Bolshoi was set to go high risk on the top rope, but Blue Lightning intervened and hit the Troller Coaster. Randy took advantage and entered the fray to hit his No Kachi Cutter on BL, and rolled him up for the win.

We then cut back to the EBW Training Center where Nerma was standing by with champion Tack Angel and Kinniku Mike.



Nerma: Well here we are. Later tonight, you two will be on opposing teams in the main event, but then at the pay per view, it will be one-on-one for the most coveted prize in wrestling, the Global World Championship. Are you both ready?

Kinniku Mike: I'm always ready Nerma.

Tack Angel: Yeah....what he said....but not as Mike....reverse the names....I'm ready is what I'm trying to say....dammit!

Nerma: Okay! Tack, are you taking Mike seriously in this match?

Tack Angel: Of course I am! I don't disrespect any of my opponents by downplaying their skills. Mike deserves to be here just as much as I do, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give him this belt. It'll be a great match, but in the end I will still be the Global World Champion.

Kinniku Mike: Ha! I beg to differ Tacker.

Tack Angel: Well I didn't think you would agree with me, but just keep this in mind what happened in my match with Amigo.

Kinniku Mike: Oh I AM keeping that in mind. See, the Sex Machine has got you scouted! I know exactly how to beat you!

Tack Angel: Oh yeah? Just how is that Mike?

Kinniku Mike: Well I'm not going to tell you, but let's just say I'm very good at putting people on their backs.

Tack Angel: Are....are you coming on to me Mike?

Kinniku Mike: WHAT?! NO! The Sex Machine does not swing that way! It's called damn analogy.....speaking of that....remind me to give Sonoko Kato an "analogy" tonight.

Tack Angel: I don't really follo-OH NOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

Kinniku Mike: Tack, I've held plenty of belts, and I'm the coach of TUE. EBW recognizes that my time has come, and at Breakthrough, the Kinniku Era begins! Just ask my protege Ishijima! Right Mike #2?

Mike Ishijima: Well I-

Kinniku Mike: See there you go!

Tack Angel: Actions speak louder then words Mike!

Nerma: Well we'll see those actions take place in the main event tonight! Let's take it back to the ring!



-The third match featured #1 Ranked w00t and Onisuiken taking on Given and Taken in tag action, with Tag Champions Lovekick watching on and scouting their BT competition. w00t and Oni were in top notch form against the former multi-time CXJ Tag Champs. Given was hard to keep down, so Oni and w00t focused on Taken, and w00t scored the pin after a WKO.

-The next match could be considered a squash for a different reason. In the third match Swift was set to face Alpha Beta Lukie, but early on Troy appeared and the two attacked Swift in bloody fashion. The brawler won via DQ, and he tried to fight them off, but in the end they once again got the better of him and tossed him out of the ring the hard way.



-Match #5 featured Troy taking on Dynamic Dougie. It was learned that Vice President Ryan IQ booked this match as way of attempting to put a stop to Dynamic Dougie's sliming shenanigans. Dougie was actually in the match in the opening minutes, as he let loose with some hard shots and went for a Mach signature flying knee, but Troy took him down hard and took control. He slapped Dougie around the ring, until the Dynamic one managed to hit a Dynamic DDT, but Troy kicked out at 2 and took back control. Finally, with not one, but two punt kicks, Troy made the pin. After the match VP Ryan IQ entered the ring with Red Shirt Secret Service.

Vice President Ryan IQ: I'm sorry I had to throw you in a tough match like that with little prep time Dougie, but this slime thing is getting out of hand. Perhaps it's time to stop now?

Dynamic Dougie: Heh....don't you think green is a good color on you?

Vice President Ryan IQ: I don't know. I never really thou-

*Splat*

Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh*

Dynamic Dougie: Hahaha!

-Next up, we had a Tag Team Ranking Match, with the #3 Rank on the line. Simon Stuart and Uchubaco demanded a chance to prove themselves, and so they get a chance by taking on the new super tag team of Ness and Ninten. The rookies put up a good effort, but Ness and Ninten work so well as a team considering their heated past. In the end Ness got the win after hitting the Thunder Brainbuster on Stuart. After the match Jeff Andonuts and Poo joined Ness and Ninten in the ring. Ness grabbed a mic and stated that the Earthbound originals would be making a comeback. Their first targets would be the Tag and Tri-Force Titles. That is when Ness challenged the Tri-Force Champions at Breakthrough. Will the champs accept the last minute challenge from the man that used to lead their Scorre stable?



?: So Swift...you ready to take me up on my offer?

Swift:  >:-C

?: The numbers game is getting to you. Let me take your career to new heights Swift.

Swift: .......
 
The Xpert Opinion Segment was next...



Hater: NYAH! Time for the Xpert Opinion segment, with our guest this week being....hang on...the President told me to read this during the into....the lovely, talented, funny, smart, creative, sexy strong style honey bunny herself.....First Lady Tali Mach!

First Lady Tali Mach: *sigh*

Hater: I'm so sorry....he made me read it.

First Lady Tali Mach: It's fine Hater. What are your questions for me?

Hater: Well Mrs. Mach-

First Lady Tali Mach: Just Tali please.

Hater: Alright....Tali...you have become quite the legend in the business, and you know what it takes to win the big matches and get the gold. Who do you think has the best chance of leaving Breakthrough with the Global World Championship?

First Lady Tali Mach: That's a good question. I know Trevor was hoping for this match because of just how close it would be. Both guys have the talent in the ring, but Mike has the confidence to do just about anything....like at my bachelorette party....*shudder*. I guess it comes down to who wants it more. Who is 100% focused on the gold?

Hater: So you think Kinniku Mike could make history then?

First Lady Tali Mach: Anything is possible with Kinniku Mike. Like this one time during my birthday he got into my cake....how the hell did he get in there? He certainly wasn't baked into it. Then there is all these ideas he keeps putting into Trevor's head.....poor soul soaks it up like sponge. Then-

Hater: What about the match though?

First Lady Tali Mach: Oh.....meh.....it could go either way.

Hater: Thank you First Lady Tali Mach. Let's get back to the action! NYAH!



-It was now main event time, as Global World Champion Tack Angel teamed with Lucas and Moz to battle Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Maurice. This was definitely a main event caliber match, with all 6 athletes giving it all they had. The main focus of the match saw Tack and Mike collide. Maurice was taken out of the match for a bit after Little Mac appeared, but that did little to interrupt Tack and Mike fro exchanging blows. Tack busted out the flowchart and let the kicks fly. That is when Mike sprang into action. He grabbed one of the kicks and forced all of his weight onto the leg. Tack landed awkwardly and it looked like it hurt. Mike and Amigo tagged in and out and attacked Tack's leg's to keep him on the mat. Tack's offense was at a stand still, and he was unable to get to Lucas and Moz, who were chomping at the bit to get back in the ring. Maurice came back as well and helped keep Tack on the mat. Tack finally tagged out to Moz, who splashed all three of their opponents off the top rope. This bought Tack some time, but the Global World Champion was hurting badly. Lucas tagged in, but Mike ran over him quickly and forced Tack to tag back in, but Tack was still limping and unable to unleash his signature offensive moves. With Amigo and Maurice blocking Lucas and Moz, Mike hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Tack to score the pin and the win. A big upset from Mike, who proved that he indeed has the strategy to take Tack off of his game. Will this strategy pay off with a Global World Championship victory? Find out at Breakthrough!



Hater: NYAH! Mr. President, where have you been all night?

President Trevor Mach: Oh hai Denny.

Hater: Hater.

President Trevor Mach: Ryan?

Hater: No Hater.

President Trevor Mach: Oh hai Hater. Yeah, I was quite busy tonight finalizing some things for Breakthrough.

Hater: Like what? Care to comment?

President Trevor Mach: Just confirming that our big return will make it for Breakthrough.

Hater: Will he?

President Trevor Mach: You'll have to watch and find out. I will say this though. When he gets here....it's going to have everyone on their toes, and that's just the way I want it. BOOSH!

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. EBW Challenge Singles: Camilo Ortega(Challenger) beat Anwin (6:03) with a Cradle Back to Belly Piledriver.
2. Infinity 3-Way: Randy no Kachi beat Bolshoi and Blue Lightning (10:56) with a No Kachi Cutter on Blue Lightning.
3. Tag Team: w00t/Onisuiken beat Given/Taken (6:43) when w00t hit the WKO on Taken.
4. Singles: Swift beat Lukie (2:13) via DQ.
5. Singles: Troy beat Dynamic Dougie (4:05) with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
6. Tag Team Ranking (#3 Rank): Ness/Ninten beat Simon Stuart/Uchubaco (12:09) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on Uchubaco.
7. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice beat Tack Angel/Lucas/Moz (15:54) when Kinniku Mike hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Tack Angel.

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EBW @ Shinjuku Ryan!

EBW went LIVE! at the Shinjuku Ryan facility (formerly the CXJ Center) for the final show before Breakthrough. The show would see Camilo Ortega take on his final opponent in the first EBW Challenge, and the main event would see an injured champion Tack Angel take on one of his #1 Contender's closest allies, Maurice.





-The first match saw Hotlanta lead Blue Lightning and Bolshoi against Shadow, Given, and Taken in a hot Infinity 6-Man Tag. The action was all over the place as old rivals collided. In fact that action spilled out of the ring, when Bolshoi went super high risk and splashed everyone out on the floor except for Blue Lightning, who stood in the ring mugging. When everyone tried to get back up he flashed a "troll grin" and also splashed out of the ring. In the end the ref had to end the match in a Double Countout. An exciting match with an odd finish.

-Camilo Ortega was up next, as the smug and brash newcomer was set to finish his Challenge Series against veteran Generator. Generator was in a bit of a slump, but came into this match looking to be in top form. Of course Camilo was up to his dirty tricks, and having Little Mac out there to support him meant that Generator would have a battle on his hands. It looked like the vet might get the win after a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop, but during the pin Mac put Camilo's hand on the rope. Generator tried to scare Mac off, but Camilo attacked from the back and hit the Cradle Back to Belly Piledriver before rolling Generator up for the victory. Camilo won the series and the $5,000 prize that came with it! President Trevor Mach himself appeared to present the money, while Camilo's BT opponents Anwin and Randy no Kachi looked on. Would Camilo have the advantage along with the money?

-Speaking of Anwin and Randy, the two young guns collided in an Infinity Singles. With the Infinity Championship on the line at Breakthrough, these guys gave it everything in this quick encounter to get the momentum. In the end Randy escaped a Static Suplex and hit the No Kachi Cutter to score the pin and the win.

-Jamie and w00t battled one more time before the tag title match at Breakthrough in a very fast encounter. w00t dominated and nearly won with the WKO, but Jamie pushed his way out of it and responded with a PK Kick before the pin and the surprise upset win. A very big win for Jamie OD.

-Sal Paradise was not so lucky in singles action, when he once again took on Onisuiken. The ReGenesis Cup winner and Sal were on even footing, but Oni introduced his new finisher the Oni Koroshi to put Paradise down and score the pin. It's anyone's match to win at the title match at Breakthrough.

-In the main event Tack Angel battled Maurice in a kicker versus striker battle. Tack was still hurting from his loss on XP, and that gave Maurice an early advantage. Unfortunately for Maurice, his BT opponent Little Mac made his way out to try and make a move on him. Maurice none the less clocked Tack with the KO Punch taught to him by Mac, and got the 2 Count. Tack limped up and started using kicks,  but he was in visible. The pain was too much, so he took Maurice down and tried to grapple. Tack showed his submission skills with an elevated Texas Clover Leaf, but with his hurt legs he couldn't hold it to a submission. Maurice was back to his feet and ready for another KO Punch until Mac came up to ring side. Maurice tried to run him off, but by the time he turned around Tack was waiting to kick him in the abdomen and hit the Angel Driver. 1-2-3! Tack Angel won the match narrowly against Maurice. In the end he helped Maurice to his feet and shook his hand. Maurice then chased off Little Mac to the back. Kinniku Mike and Double Crown Champion Amigo appeared to applaud Tack Angel's effort. Tack responded with lifting the title over his head as the show came to a close...

EBW LIVE!
Shinjuku Ryan

1. Infinity 6-Man: Hotlanta/Blue Lightning/Bolshoi vs. Shadow/Given/Taken (13:56) ended in a Double Countout.
2. EBW Challenge Singles: Camilo Ortega(Challenger) beat Generator (9:04) with a Cradle Back to Belly Piledriver.
3. Infinity Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Anwin (5:23) with the No Kachi Cutter.
4. Singles: Jamie OD beat w00t (6:30) with a PK Kick.
5. Singles: Onisuiken beat Sal Paradise (7:29) with an Oni Koroshi.
6. Singles: Tack Angel beat Maurice (8:00) with an Angel Driver.

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Nerma: Nerma here! It's just before the start of the show here in Winters, and the new Athletic Colosseum is packed! Breakthrough, the first Pay Per View of the Machismo Era is about to begin! Mr. President, are you excited to see your first Pay Per View come to fruition?

President Trevor Mach: Damn it's cold here! I forgot how cold this place was! I'm freezing my ass of-

First Lady Tali Mach: *cough*

President Trevor Mach: Oh yeah....I am quite excited about the show tonight. Tack and Mike are going to blow the roof off the place....I just hope not literally because like I said....it's damn cold outside. That reminds me of the time me and Rishin Fliger blasted Bowser through the roof of-

Hater: Nyah! What about tonight's show sir?

President Trevor Mach: Right. Where was I? My special returning wrestler will debut tonight as well. This is going to change everything in EBW if I do say so myself, and you know what? I do....I do say so myself.

First Lady Tali Mach: I think Trevor is suffering from permanent brain freeze. What he means to say is that Breakthrough is going to follow through on the Machismo Administration's promise of the best wrestling EBW has ever seen.

Nerma: Glad to hear it! Expect to hear from the Global World Championship shortly, but until then enjoy tonight's show!

President Trevor Mach: Tali, did I ever tell you about the time I got baked into a pizza?

First Lady Tali Mach: Okay that SO did not happen Trevor!

President Trevor Mach: Just thinking warm thoughts honey bunny!




The time for a Breakthrough was upon us! EBW was ready to heat up the arctic north of Winters with the first PPV of the Machismo Era. From top to bottom the card represented a new generation, a new era, and a new time. The next evolution of EBW was ready to break through!



-The action kicked off with a hot Infinity 6-Way match! The bout itself got off to an odd start as the five advertised wrestlers awaited the mystery 6th man. That is when veteran wrestler Gary Linn made his way out to the ring. The fans, the ref, and the wrestlers were confused. Gary Linn, what the hell were you doing here? It turns out that he was not booked, as the REAL 6th participant turned out to be 3'dPW founder Curry Man! The Red Shirts escorted Gary Linn out of the ring as Curry joined the other 5 in the ring and the match got underway. With 6 of the best in the ring you knew this match would be exciting, and it didn't disappoint. Shadow dominated early on until Bolshoi and Blue Lightning teamed up to drop kick him out of the ring. Curry Man did his Hot and Spicy taunts before flying out of the ring to splash Shadow. Hotlanta and Generator lit up the center of the ring as they went hold for hold and counter for counter. Bolshoi and Blue Lighting tried to get involved, but Hot and Generator grabbed them and both put them in submission holds while staring each other down. The veterans were gunning for each other, and Generator was especially looking to shake his losing streak. Shadow finally jumped back in and broke up both holds. Curry Man went high risk to try and splash Shadow again, but the vet turned and caught him by the throat, before launching him into the pile of bodies. Shadow continued to assert himself, landing lightning kicks on everyone trying to get up, until Blue Lightning rolled him up for the 2 count. Bolshoi then rolled Shadow up for the 2 count. Curry Man did the same, as did Generator and Hotlanta, but Shadow would not stay down. Bolshoi then looked to go high risk, but BL intervened and met him on the top rope for a Troller Coaster. Hotlanta got under both of them and powerbombed them onto the mat hard. Generator then kicked Hotlanta out of the ring. Shadow went for a lariat, but Generator hit a Pele Kick and also tossed him out of the ring. Curry Man tried to attacked from behind, but Hotlanta hit him in the gut and landed his Ignition Facebuster. He then went for the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop, but Hotlanta got back in and interrupted it. He tried to hit his 2 Hot 2 Pump Handle Slam, but Generator escaped and hit one more Ignition Facebuster before pinning Hotlanta for the 1-2-3! Generator won the match and broke his streak in impressive fashion. Perhaps the comeback is just beginning...



-The second match featured a top rivalry dying to be settled, as Maurice was set to face the Green Legend of Greed Little Mac. The Greed boss threw Maurice out of his group, and the young striker was looking for revenge. This was of course a strikefest, and seemed more like a boxing match. Maurice was dominating early on with his longer reach, but Little Mac hadn't taught him all the dirty tricks, and after an eye gouge and a low blow the legend took Maurice to the mat for ground and pound. He let Maurice try to get up for the KO Punch, but Maurice caught Mac off guard with a shoot to the ground. Maurice must have been training with Amigo, case he showed a new ground game and nearly locked in the heel hook. Mac escaped, but when he got to his feet Maurice clocked him with the KO Punch! Little Mac quickly rolled out of the ring. Seeing he was bleeding he asked Hashim to cover him as he started walking to the back. Maurice demanded he come back in the ring, but the ref had to count out Little Mac, giving Maurice an unsatisfying count out win. This feud is far from over.

-Match #3 would be the first of many title matches that night, as Lovekick Connection put the belts on the line against w00t and Onisuiken. This was a very close match. These two teams have been going at it in singles matches for weeks, and it's been very even. Lovekick Connection is the definitive tag team in EBW, while former Global World Champion w00t has mentored a rookie to tag gold before so it could have gone either way. Late in the match Jamie OD and w00t were the legal men in. Jamie went for the PK Kick, but w00t dodged and tried to hit the WKO. OD pushed out of it and and brought w00t down with a double knee facebuster. As w00t tried to get Jamie hit the PK Kick. w00t was sent to his corner, where Oni tagged in and hit the Oni Koroshi straight off on Jamie. Jamie OD landed near his corner, where Sal tagged in and brought Oni down with a series of lariats before hitting him in the gut and landing the Control Nekbreaker. 1-2-3! Lovekick Connection retained the belts in a very close contest.



Nerma: Nerma here again, but this time I'm joined by THE Global World Champion Tack Angel.

Tack Angel: Or Big Daddy Platinum as Mike calls me.

Nerma: Eh?

Tack Angel: Oh I got a card from him wishing me luck, yet assuming I would fail. Kinda of a contradiction really, but he called me Big Daddy Platinum.

Nerma: Interesting. Well we've tried to get in touch with Mike for an interview as well but-

Tack Angel: Mike's got his game face on....he's ready....and so am I. This could a career definer for Mike, so he's going to come at me with everything he has. I plan on doing the same. He thinks he can beat me, and he thinks he's taken my best and gotten right back up. I've got news for him. I have more then one ace up my sleeve at all times. I'll see you out there Mike.



-The next match would be a bloody brawl with a twist, as the two powerhouses of EBW, Troy and Swift collided in a No Rules match! This was hard hitting and bloody from the get go, as footage backstage showed that they started early, and fought all the way out to the ring. Swift got the advantage early, immediately Pouncing Troy into a table sitting in the ring, but he could not get the pin. He tried to go for a Blackhammer, but Troy pushed him into the corner and let his signature elbow fly. He busted Swift open and dug his bony elbow into the wound. A few chair shots later, and Troy went for the pin, but only got a 1 count! Who could win in a match between two people who refused to lose?! Late in the match, as Swift attempted to shove a cart into Troy, Little Mac came down to the ring with Lukie and Camilo Ortega. The Greed contingent surrounded the ring, and hopped in. With No Rules they could interfere with no problems. The shocked came when they actually turned on Troy! The crowd was shocked as Little Mac clocked Troy with the KO Punch! Camilo and Lukie bombarded him with chair shots as Little Mac shook hands with Swift! This was the mystery man that wanted to manage Swift! In the end Swift hit his Pounce/Blackhammer combo to steal a cheap win over Troy. It looks like Troy is out and Swift is in, but why would Greed turn their backs on the Alpha Beta?!



-The next match would be an Open Challenge, with Amigo's coveted Double Crown Championship on the line. The Greed influence continued, as Hashim made his way out to the ring, but as instructed by Amigo just before the match, he would have to come alone. This was a short grappling contest, with Amigo in top form. The TUE 4 winner caught Amigo slipping up once and almost locked in a Camel Clutch, but Amigo fought out of it and trapped Hashim in an Ankle Lock, forcing him to tap out just over the 3 minute mark. A quick and impressive win for Amigo.

-The next match would be another title match, as Dynamic Dougie, Lucas, and Moz accepted the challenge of the EBW's OGs Ness, Poo, and Jeff Andonuts. The Tri-Force Champions decided to make this match a traditional 6-Man Tag, thinking that they would have the advantage here, but the originals know each other so well that they dominated the champions rather easily in this format. Dougie almost scored a surprise win with a flash DDT on Poo, but Ness broke it up. Everyone else traded off their finishers, with Jeff Andonuts being the last, hitting his Sky Runner on Lucas before rolling him up for the pin. The Earthbounders over came Ness's former stable to claim the Tri-Force Championships.

It was now time for the big reveal that everyone had been waiting for. The cryptic messages, and the scant details had everyone wondering, who would be coming back, and just how could they shake up the entire roster. That answer would soon be revealed. As Akinan stood in the ring awaiting the challenger who would try to take his #10 Ranking, the lights suddenly went out. The entire building was pitch black until a fiery graphic appeared on the screen. It started to grow to the other screens, before the image of the one staring eye also appeared. A spotlight hit the entrance way, as liquid that looked like blood began to pour down the ramp. Finally the returning wrestler stepped out into the spotlight. The lights immediately came back on to reveal...



KYO had returned...

-Akinan looked troubled as KYO made his return, slowly stalking down the ring, with his eye never moving off of his opponent. He crawled under the ring and appeared near Akinan with his mouth dripping with the red fluid. Akinan was caught off guard, but the big man composed himself and demanded that KYO enter the ring. Akinan came out with a big boot, but KYO ducked it and popped back up to hit a swinging head kick followed by a Shining Wizard. Akinan quickly rolled out of the ring, but KYO followed by running up the ropes and splash out onto him. Akinan gained control outside the ring and whipped KYO into the ring steps, but KYO got right back up and charged Akinan. The big man hit the big boot this time and rolled KYO back into the ring, but on the pin attempt he couldn't even get a 1 count. Akinan and KYO got back to their feet, with Akinan throwing forearm after forearm, but KYO just ate them and asked for more. Akinan then grabbed KYO by the throat to go for the Bonebreaker Chokeslam, but KYO responded by grabbing Akinan's throat with his left hand and forced his right clawed hand into Akinan mouth. He clamped on an iron claw and brought Akinan's head down to his knee multiple times. The pain must have been intense, as Akinan dropped to his knees and was forced to tap out to this Hell Claw Submission. KYO won his return match and claimed the #10 rank immediately. The dark demon of chaos has returned to EBW, and the entire roster should be ready for hell...



-The next match was the highly anticipated Semi-Main Event. The Infinity Division has risen from the ashes of CXJ, and was now poised to become bigger then it ever was, but who would be the torchbearer? Who would carry the Infinity Championship? We would soon find out as the young guns Camilo Ortega, Randy no Kachi, and Anwin all vied for the prestigious title. All three men came face to face as the bell rang and exchanged hard slaps and backhands. Camilo asserted himself early in the match before Anwin unleashed high-flying offense. Randy attempted to splash attack both men, but Anwin evaded and managed to kick him on the way down. Camilo and Anwin then came face-to-face to jaw with each other before applying submission holds in an entertaining "anything you can do I can do better" situation. Camilo grinned in both the faces of Randy and Anwin, which got him double head kicked right to the mat. At 11:00, Randy and Camilo had a standing exchange before Camilo delivered a neckbreaker across the middle rope. Camilo then tried a top-rope move, but Anwin executed a running cartwheel into an enzuigiri knocking Ortega off the top, and nearly out of the ring, but Camilo managed to catch the rope and avoid a potentially painful landing. Anwin then went up top, but Randy cut him off and the two battled before Anwin got the advantage and hit a Top Rope Static Suplex! The cameras flickered on impact, as Anwin rolled Randy no Kachi up. 1-2-3! Anwin had won the match, and the underdog was now the first ever Infinity Champion! Anwin ripped off his mask and costume as the ref handed him the title. He embraced it, as former champions Hotlanta, Bolshoi, and Shadow appeared to show respect. A highly exciting match, with Anwin becoming the torchbearer! A new division would now rest on his shoulders...

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-It was now main event time, as the two top stars in the wrestling sport would collide for the biggest title, the Global World Championship. Tack Angel had solidified his spot as "the guy" in EBW, but now Kinniku Mike was ready to make a Breakthrough and take that spot. Would he prevail, or would Tack Angel once again make life take the lemons back? Tack asked that his normal entourage stayed away from the ring, so Mike asked the same from Amigo and Maurice. The two stood nose to nose in the middle of the ring, as the ring announcer introduced them. They shook hands, but the courtesies ended there, as the ensuing match would instantly become a classic in the history of EBW.  The wrestlers squared off with each other and avoided locking up in the early goings. It started slow, but soon they were countering, and avoiding each others signature moves. Tack's legs looked strong, but Mike was out to take him off his feet again and take away his biggest weapons. Mike won an exchange with a German Suplex with a bridge for a two count. Mike then settled into a chinlock as Tack reached out looking for air. Tack finally got back to his feet after reaching the ropes and fired back with a big spin kick that sent Mike flying to the floor. Tack followed him out and let the signature kicks fly until Mike grabbed one kick and pushed Tack backwards, forcing his head to hit the ring steps. The champs was dazed and bleeding. Mike showed remorse for an instant, but quickly rolled Tack into the ring to go for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack staggered to his feet, when Mike shot him right back down and went to work on the legs. Mike was picking him apart, until Tack grabbed his head and rolled him into a pin, but only got a 1 count. He got back to his feet and leaned against the ropes as Mike charged. Tack waited til the last second to duck and pull down the top rope. Mike went straight out of the ring and into the guardrail. This gave Tack a few seconds to breath, but he quickly went outside to get Mike back into the ring. Tack was hurting, but decided to go high risk. He went to the top rope to attempt a moonsault, but as the angel flew Mike brought up his knees and Tack crashed into them hard. Mike was now reeling as well, and this slowed down the middle of the match. It mostly consisted of big move, pin attempt, kickout, and back to a big move, but as the audience cheered them both on they got back to their feet and kicked it back into full gear. They traded kicks and blows back and forth. Tack staggered and that's when Mike hit a Kokoro Hiraite Sonoko! 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack barely managed to get out of that one. Mike then went for a Release Dragon Suplex, but Tack escaped it and hit a high kick that sent Mike down. He went high risk again and this time landed a TaToBa Kick before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Mike clocked out Tack with a hard shot and surprised everyone by going high risk himself. He went to top rope for a moonsault press, but Tack rolled out of the way just in time. As Mike tried to get back up Tack hit the Shining Wizard and went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack and Mike fought to their feet, with Mike somehow staggering up first, and using the force of his weight to take Tack back down. He hit a Running Knee Attack called the Permanent Wave, but Tack flew out of the ring before Mike could follow up. He paced back and forth as Tack lay outside the ring. You could tell he was thinking about taking the win this way, but ultimately he went outside to push Tack back into the ring before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack had just enough time to rest and barely kept in it. Mike brought Tack up to try and hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb, but Tack escaped and hit a DDT before getting a second wind from the energy of the fans. He demanded they get louder as he once again went to the top rope. He went for the Moonsault again, but this time he hit and went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack was shocked, as Mike had survived everything he had to throw at him. Tack then went for a new submission move called the sunburn. A Cross-Arm Sleeper/Half Crab combo, but Mike was quickly able to get his hand to the ropes. Tack stood back ready to hit another Shining Wizard, but Mike sprang back into action and floored him with a Spinebuster. Mike got the weary champ on his feet and introduced him to another big move the Sonoko Kato Gulliotine Driver, which is an Axe Gulliotine Driver after a 180 spin. He went for the pin, but once again only got a 2-Count! The challenger was livid, as he could not keep the champ down. Mike picked him up one more time, for what looked to be the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb, but Tack slowly fought his way out of it. He let elbow after elbow fly and with the last of his strength hit a brand new big match finisher called the Heavendriver, a Wrist Clutch D-Gist. Both men fell to the mat hard, with Tack crawling over to lay his arm over Mike. 1-2-3! Tack Angel had done it! He barely survived Mike's onslaught, and 1 second passed the 45-minute mark, Tack Angel has retained the Global World Championship! The crowd erupted in cheers as the champ happily clutched his title. Mike slowly staggered up and did not look happy, but the sex machine was still a man of respect, and he shook Tack's hand and raised it high in the air, but not before stating that this wouldn't be the last time they would battle for that coveted belt. The show ended with a round of applause to both men, while newer challengers lurked in the back for the Global World Champion...

EBW: Breakthrough 2011
Winters Athletic Colosseum
PPV

1. Infinity 6-Way: Generator beat Hotlanta, Shadow, Bolshoi, Blue Lightning, and Curry Man[3'dPW] (9:49) with an Ignition Facebuster on Hotlanta.
2. Singles: Maurice beat Little Mac (6:43) via Count Out.
3. Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(c) beat w00t/Onisuiken (7:04) when Sal Paradise hit the Control Nekbreaker on Onisuiken.
4. No Rules Singles: Swift beat Troy (8:56) with a Blackhammer.
5. Double Crown Championship Open Challenge: Amigo(c) beat Hashim Al-Singh (3:03) with an Ankle Lock Submission.
6. Tri-Force Championship: Ness/Poo/Jeff Andonuts beat Dynamic Dougie(c)/Lucas(c)/Moz(c) (13:40) when Jeff hit the Sky Runner on Lucas to become the 3rd Tri-Force Champions.
7. Global World Ranking Match (#10): KYO beat Akinan[3'dPW] (5:50) with the Hell Claw Submission.
8. Infinity Division Championship Decision 3-Way:Anwin beat Camilo Ortega and Randy no Kachi (15:54) with a Top Rope Static Suplex on Randy no Kachi to become the 1st EBW Infinity Division Champion!
9. Global World Championship: Tack Angel(c) beat Kinniku Mike (45:01) with a Heavendriver.

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Breakthrough Fallout!

The Breakthrough pay per view has come and gone, delivering on action and excitement along the way. The fallout will be felt in the coming weeks as we ramp up for our next big show, but you can see the immediate reactions from some of the wrestlers right now, as EBW.com presents special post show footage. Let's get right into the footage...



Kinniku Mike: NO! DAMMIT NO! I WAS SO CLOSE!

Amigo: .....

Maurice: Uh Mike? You alright?

Kinniku Mike: NO! I'M NOT ALRIGHT! I almost had him! I almost became Global World Champion tonight! Do you understand how much that means to me?! Everyone always looks at me as the "Sex Machine" of EBW! I do the EBW Cares Infomercials, and I swoon the ladies! That's not all there is to me you know! I have DREAMED of getting my hands on that title!

Amigo: Look Mike, if you want to challenge for a title all you have to do is accept my next open challenge.

Kinniku Mike: NO! No offense Amigo, but I've been Double Crown Champion before! I've never been to the mountain top though. I've never been Global World Champion before. That's the title I want, and now I'm just supposed to let the next guy roll over me and take the shot? Not today......NOT TODAY!

Maurice: Uh...he's bleeding really bad from having most of those piercings ripped out....we should go get him some help.

Amigo: No...let him go....he needs to cool off and think.



Ring Crew #1: Uh....hello? Sir?

Ring Crew #2: He's uh......he's not leaving guys.

Ring Crew #3: Do we....take the ring apart around him?

Ring Crew #4: You asking me?! Look at that guy...he's a freak.

Ring Crew #3: I was actually asking #2.

Ring Crew #2: Really?!

Ring Crew #4: How can you tell us apart?!

Ring Crew #3: Good point.

Ring Crew #1: I don't even know which one I am!

Ring Crew #2: IDENTITY CRISIS!

KYO: ......Spread your wings Angel.....I want to see you fly....before I send you to hell.



Camilo Ortega: THIS SUCKS! I was screwed tonight!

President Trevor Mach: Oh hai Camilo! What's "bovering" you?

Camilo Ortega: Alot! Do you see a smile on my face?! NO! Because I was kept out of the final decision in that title match! I was all tied up while that loser Anwin stole my glory!

President Trevor Mach: Funny....it's almost like he forgets he's talking to the President....the same President that awarded him $5,000 the day before....must just be my imagination.

First Lady Tali Mach: It seems to me that he's forgotten that he's surrounded by Red Shirts and a very PISSED OFF First Lady!

Camilo Ortega: Oh.....uh....what I meant to say....sir....and madam....is how much I love working for EBW and I-

President Trevor Mach: Quiet you. I know what you're here for, and you're going to get it.

Camilo Ortega: I am?

President Trevor Mach: At the Great Eagleland Bash. You'll be taking on Anwin for his Infinity Division Championship. One-on-one. So instead of bitching about being cheated, you can prove that you're the better man.

Camilo Ortega: Oh...well thank you......I...uh....maybe I should go now.

First Lady Tali Mach: Yes....maybe you should  >:C

President Trevor Mach: Haha! Have I mentioned lately that I love you?

First Lady Tali Mach: Hourly.

President Trevor Mach: Good.....good.



Tack Angel: Heya Tracy!

Tracy: .....Tack.

Tack Angel: What's wrong? Didn't you see me out there? Best match of my career. A hell of a title defense if I do say so myself!

Tracy: Yeah, but I also see how banged up you are.

Tack Angel: Comes with the job, but you know all about that.

Tracy: Yeah, but I know my limits. I realize that I want to be able to get up the next morning and feel my legs.

Tack Angel: Something wrong?

Tracy: I'm worried about you Tack. Since you won back that title....since you took back the spot of company ace. You're not acting yourself anymore.

Tack Angel: I'm not acting scared you mean. Why should I? I'm not afraid to go for my dreams anymore. I deserve it.

Tracy: I'm not saying you don't....I just....

Tack Angel: You were used to be in control of the situation.

Tracy: No that's not-

Tack Angel: I'm tired of being rolled over, put down, spit on, and trolled. You can only play the passive role for so long until you have to get a little angry and kick some ass!

Tracy: And you're willing to destroy your body in the process?

Tack Angel: ...That....is not the plan.

Tracy: Well look at you. It's going to happen eventually. Do you know why I don't come to shows much anymore? Because I worry about you. I worry about you a lot.

Tack Angel: .....

Tracy: So are you going to live in reality, or will you follow these dreams to an early grave?

Tack Angel: .....

X-cite Card and GEB Partial Card REVEALED!

XC Rundown!
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-Several wrestlers are being forced to take the night off after the in ring beatings of the previous night. This includes Champion Tack Angel and #1 Ranked Kinniku Mike. As well as new Infinity Division Champion Anwin.
-An Infinity Ranking Elimination will take place to reshuffle the standings and shake things up for new champion Anwin.
-Ness and Ninten continue their tag team campaign against Given, Taken, and the #2 Rank.
-Onisuiken will try to get back on track against Simon Stuart.
-Dynamic Dougie returns to singles action to take on the veteran Poo. Dougie selected as next Challenger in the EBW Challenge Series.
-Amigo and Maurice go to war with Greed when they take on Little Mac and Lukie.
-A 4-Way for the #7 Global World Rank will see Troy and Swift collide once again after the shocking betrayal of Greed. w00t will refocus on singles action as well. KYO returns to X-cite to make an instant impact in this main event.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Infinity Division Ranking Elimination: Randy no Kachi vs. Hotlanta vs. Bolshoi vs. Shadow vs. Generator vs. Blue Lightning
2. Tag Team Ranking #2 Rank: Given/Taken vs. Ness/Ninten
3. Singles: Onisuiken vs. Simon Stuart
4. EBW Challenge Series: Dynamic Dougie(Challenger) vs. Poo
5. Tag Team: Amigo/Maurice vs. Little Mac/Lukie
6. Global World Ranking #7 Rank: Troy vs. Swift vs. w00t vs. KYO




GEB Rundown!
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-TUE5 will conclude during this TV Special.
-Amigo will once again issue an Open Challenge with the Double Crown on the line.
-Anwin will make his first defense of the Infinity Division Championship.
-A special match will be announced on the next X-cite.

EBW: Great Eagleland Bash on
Fourside Expo Center

1. TUE5 Semi-Final:
2. TUE5 Semi-Final:
3. Double Crown Championship Open Challenge: Amigo(c) vs. ?
4. TUE5 Final:
5. Infinity Championship: Anwin(c) vs. Camilo Ortega

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EBW employs new Talent Relations Manager!

EBW.com was on hand, as President Trevor Mach introduced a new Talent Relations Manager Amy Taylor to the EBW Team. Amy Taylor's job will be to help the wrestlers in their outside ventures, as well as handling any and all talent relations. This is part of the Machismo Era's new outreach to the talent, something that never happened during Poochyfud's reign.



President Trevor Mach: BOOSH! It's great to have someone who will be here to help with the talent. Seriously, no one listens to me.

Blue Lightning: *throwing his voice* Because no one knows what you're talking about half the time!

President Trevor Mach: Who said that?!

Amy Taylor: Well I thank you for the opportunity, and I promise I won't let you down. It's my job to make sure that talent have a voice and that you know exactly what is going on in the locker room.

President Trevor Mach: Actually, I wouldn't go into the locker room....I know those guys....*shudder*.

Amy Taylor: Oooook?

Blue Lightning: Hey Mr. President, how come she has green hair?

President Trevor Mach: What? Is that weird? I thought Anime was in canon in the EBW Awesomeverse. You have an over sized troll head...wait....what are you doing in my office?!

Tack Angel: Hey President Trev, you wanted to-

Amy Taylor: .....

Tack Angel: ....Whoa.

President Trevor Mach: *cough*

Tack Angel: You wanted to see me?

President Trevor Mach: Damn right I did you flapjack!

Tack Angel: Flapjack?

President Trevor Mach: I dunno. So Tack, congratulations on winning at Breakthrough, but you're taking X-cite off.

Tack Angel: What?! Why!?

President Trevor Mach: Uh.....

Tack Angel: Did Tracy get to you?

President Trevor Mach: I will not confirm that she showed up at my door with a request and a plate of cookies from Mrs. Ra......I will not confirm that at all.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Trevor, don't you do this. I will be there one way or the other.

President Trevor Mach: Tack, the answer is NO!

Tack Angel: I implore you to reconsider.

President Trevor Mach: Oh....ok!

Tack Angel: Yeah?

President Trevor Mach: Yeah! I want you to be there, cause I'm going to announce the main event of Great Eagleland Bash, and it's very very super relevant to your interests....mwahahahaha.....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Alrighty? I shall be off then....uh...Mrs....

Amy Taylor: Miss.....Miss Amy Taylor.

Tack Angel: Well Miss Taylor it was very nice to meet you. I am-

Amy Taylor: Tack Angel....I know....it's my business to know.

Tack Angel: Haha! Of course! Well....have a nice day.

President Trevor Mach: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough cough cough cough*

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Introducing: TEAM GUTZ!

President Mach has made two more major hirings in his program to rebrand and revitalize EBW for a new generation.....and for the President that involves hiring popular names pseudo sports names of the 90's. Namely....



President Trevor Mach: Mike O from the ever popular kid's sports show of the 90's GUTZ! With Mike's high energy and intensity I believe that-

Mike O: CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY TODAY FOLKS?! I KNOW I'M FEELING IT, AS THESE KIDS ARE READY TO TAME THAT AWESOME AGGRO-

President Trevor Mach: HAHA! I love it....but don't interrupt me....don't do that.

Mike O: SORRY PREZ, LET ME BACK OUT CAUSE IT'S TIME TO "SPILL YOUR GUTZ!"

President Trevor Mach: HAHA! This is awesome! Loving it Mike!

First Lady Tali Mach: I'm glad someone is.....I have a headache.

Amy Taylor: Truly this hiring will bring in that "I wish it was the 90's" demo! It's essential to EBW!

Mike O: I'M HERE AND I'M BRINGING THE HEAT, BUT I DIDN'T COME ALONE! IT'S TIME TO BRING IT OVER TO EBW'S NEW OFFICIAL! SO LET'S TAKE IT OVER TO MO! MO!!!



Mo: Thanks Mike! As you know you creep me out, so I'm going to stay at a distance if I can help it. Anyways, it's an honor to be apart of the EBW team, and I promise to bring tough, but fair officiating as well as my brit accent, to make sure the fans get their money's worth. Now I'm used to a scoring system so-

Nerf: *gasp* It's a....g....g...girl!

Nervert: A girl referee?! No way!

Nerdler: Calm down guys! Let me handle this....uh...Miss...uh....

Mo: Mo.

Nerdler: Mo......can...uh....can we.....would it be alright if we....smell you hair.

Mo: Uh.......where did I put my mace? Back to you Mike!

Two interesting additions to say the least, as the influx of high energy and hijinks continues in EBW.

 

EBW LIVE! @ Shinjuku Ryan!

EBW returned to Shinjuku Ryan for the second week in a row for another big LIVE! show. This show would serve as a precursor to the Great Eagleland Bash TV Special, and the matches were booked as such, with several sneak preview matches. The EBW Challenge Series for Dynamic Dougie would be decided, and the final two teams for Legends of the EBW would also be determined.



-In the opening match, Ness and Ninten, The Silver Snakes fought Kinniku Mike and Double Crown Champion Amigo of the Red Jaguars in tag competition. It was a close match, but the Earthbound Brothers prevailed, when Ninten hit a Fire Brainbuster on Amigo to get the pin.

-Global World Champion Tack Angel and Dynamic Dougie took on the Tag Champs Lovekick in a Green Monkeys vs. Orange Iguanas tag match next. This was a test for both teams, and a big match for the live show. Dougie was on the ropes several times, as Jamie and Sal wanted to collect the money that came with pinning an EBW Challenger, but in the end Tack would swoop in to pick up the win after hitting the Angel Driver on Jamie OD. Green Monkeys win, and Dougie went 3-0 in his Challenge Series. With the win comes $5000.

-Troy took on Greed's Hashim Al-Singh in a quick singles match. Little Mac was nowhere to be seen, leaving Hashim to Troy's mercy. Troy dominated the match, ending it with an Overdrive and the pin.

-Little Mac DID show up for the next match as Swift took on Onisuiken. Another quick match, with Oni getting in some surprise offense in an early spurt, but the cheating tactics of Mac saw Swift regain control and pin Oni after a POUNCE!

-In an Infinity Division 6-Man Tag, the team of Shadow, Randy no Kachi, and Camilo Ortega narrowly defeated the team of Hotlanta, Generator, and Bolshoi. Shadow picked up the win, hitting his Shadow Driver specifically on Generator to pin him and stop his forward momentum. Oddly Randy and Shadow functioned well together considering Randy got the pin in their last match together. It seems like Shadow may be taking him on as a pupil.

-The Legends of the EBW Series continued with a Trivia Elimination at the Steps of Knowledge. Vice President Ryan IQ asked the remaining 4 teams trivia questions. The first two teams to make it to the bottom of the steps would go on to fight at The Great Eagleland Bash. Green Monkeys took off to an early lead, but hit a snag with questions regarding 80's action movies. Red Jaguars were stuck at the top, unable to answer any questions first. This left Silver Snakes and Orange Iguanas facing off head to head, with both teams making it to the bottom. Silver Snakes will take on Orange Iguanas at The Great Eagleland Bash.

-The main event saw the first ever Infinity Division Champion Anwin take on Blue Lighting in a fast paced preview match to Anwin-Ortega at GEB. Mr. 25:17 was scouting heavily, as Anwin and Blue Lightning went move for move and hold for hold. Finally, Anwin managed to pull of the win after hitting the Static Suplex and getting the pin. Ortega jumped into the ring after the match and clocked Anwin with his belt. He then held it up grinning as the show came to a close.

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1. Tag: Ness/Ninten beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo (7:49) when Ninten hit the Fire Brainbuster on Amigo.
2. Tag: Tack Angel/Dynamic Dougie (Challenger 3-0) beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (12:26) when Tack hit the Angel Driver on Jamie OD.
3. Singles: Troy beat Hashim Al-Singh (4:04) with the Overdrive.
4. Singles: Swift beat Onisuiken (3:59) with the POUNCE!
5. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Camilo Ortega/Shadow/Randy no Kachi beat Hotlanta/Generator/Bolshoi (8:57) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on Generator.
- Legend of the EBW Trivia Elimination Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars Eliminated!
6. Infinity Division Non-Title Singles: Anwin beat Blue Lightning (6:50) with a Static Suplex.

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First Lady Tali Mach: HAHAHA!

President Trevor Mach: Yep. Go on. Laugh it up Honey Bunny.

First Lady Tali Mach: SILVER SNAKES RULE! BOOSH! HAHA!

President Trevor Mach: Uh-huh. If you say so.

First Lady Tali Mach: Awww, what's wrong? It's not like your favorite team got eliminated and my Silver Snakes made it to the finals! OH WAIT! That's EXACTLY what happened! HA!

President Trevor Mach: Seems that way yeah.

First Lady Tali Mach: SILVER SNAKES! SILVER SNAKES! SILVER SNAKES! Come on Trevtastic, get in the spirit. Kiss me like a ssssnake come on. *sticks tongue out* kisssss meh!

President Trevor Mach: ....I want to....but this feels like a trap.

First Lady Tali Mach: OF COURSE IT IS! That's how Silver Snakes roll!

President Trevor Mach: You're acting......kinda funny.

First Lady Tali Mach: When you see how much money I bet on Silver Snakes making it to the finals, you'll be acting "kinda funny" too.

President Trevor Mach: Oh!

Kinniku Mike: Hey boss, you wanted to see us?

President Trevor Mach: I did.....3 hours ago in fact!

Amigo: *sigh* I had to get Mike out of the-

First Lady Tali Mach: Strip club?

Amigo: No.....Gym actually.

Trevor and Tali: Wha?

Kinniku Mike: Hey, I have a Global World Championship rematch to be thinking about down the line. I've got to get my mind focused and my body in shape.

President Trevor Mach: But Mike....you've....you've taught me so much in the ways of bedroom seduction.

First Lady Tali Mach: Yeah....thanks a f***kin' lot for that one by the way.

Kinniku Mike: It's a new time and a new Mike. Now what can we do for ya?

President Trevor Mach: Well actually, I have some bad news. It turns out that Jeff Andonuts is insisting that one more of the rookies has to go back. Something about Space-Time collapsing or something....wasn't paying much attention. Tali dropped a pencil and-

First Lady Tali Mach: Behave!

President Trevor Mach: Right, as I was saying, we need one more to go back. Since you told me that you planned on taking on all the rookies in one final match. I've decided to make that match a Tornado Tag to keep you vets warmed up, and to have the rookie that gets pinned go back.

Kinniku Mike: Impossible, but what if they win?

President Trevor Mach: Then they can choose amongst themselves who goes home. Simple! We'll have 5 new EBW talents, and one of them will get a big push upon arrival. The winning coach is going to receive a nice bonus by the way.

Amigo: Fantastic.

President Trevor Mach: Oh guys? Just one more thing....PUT ME IN THE MATCH!

Mike and Amigo: What?!

President Trevor Mach: YOU HEARD ME! LET ME TEAM WITH YOU!

Amy Taylor: Sir, you're retired.

President Trevor Mach: I KNOW! BUT I'VE GOT THE ITCH! GAH!

Amigo: How about instead you get to referee the match? That way, the rookies are under extra pressure to perform, and you get to be in the ring!

President Trevor Mach: Yeah....good idea! We'll do that! Well....you better head outside and address the rookies. It looks like Swift has gotten to them.



Swift: So you green ass rookies think you're gonna get to use Swift's locker room eh? Gonna use up all my hot water in the shower? FORGET IT! You get to dress in the broom closet. The only shower you can use is the one with the broken hot handle! You even LOOK at my shower, and you're getting stabbed.

Ultimo Tiger: This guy is scary Tack! "I know, but I have beat him before! So can you!" YEAH!

Swift: WHAT?! Let me see that!

Ultimo Tiger: TACK NOOOO!!!!

Swift: *Swift grabs the Tack doll and rubs his forehead over it* Why does Tack get all the damn merch! I WANT A DOLL!

Kinniku Mike: Swift? Whatcha doin?

Swift: Sending a message >:C

Amigo: Oooook? Well guys, we've got some bad news.

Ra: What's that? You got fired and had to go? That's what happens when you play kiss ass with the man. I think everyone would be groovy with me taking over of course.

Amigo: No.....that's not it at all Ra...*sigh*

Kinniku Mike: We're cutting another one of you loose in our Tornado Tag match to end the show. Only 5 of you are making it to GEB, and only one will be the winner.

Mike Ishijima: Are those who already won at risk? I REALLY don't want to go back to where I'm from....no women....AT ALL!

Kinniku Mike: Sorry Mike 2, you're a target just like anyone else, and I won't go easy on you....even if....I'm like a father to you.

Mike Ishijima: I would say big brother more then-

Kinniku Mike: I SAID FATHER!

Amigo: The plan before the big match is to have some guest coaches impart some final knowledge on you. Mike is bringing in Tack, and I'm going to bring in our friend Maurice. I want Pretty Tony to brush up on his excellent striking, and the rest of you could learn a thing or two.

Kinniku Mike: And while Tack shows you the ropes I'm going to be scouting him for when I get my next shot at the title!

Amigo: Let's head out then, and we'll all meet up next for the big match.



Amigo: Pst....Dragonzombie?

Dragonzombie: Who beckons for the overlord of infinite darkness and doom.

Amigo: ....What?

Dragonzombie: What do you want?

Amigo: I don't want to have to ask this, but during the match, if things look bad for your team I want you to leave Ra out to dry.

Dragonzombie: Dragonzombie holds no loyalties to his "teammates" yet I must ponder why you ask for the services of the undying chaos.

Amigo: ...What?

Dragonzombie: Why?

Amigo: Because....I think he's trying to kill me.

Dragonzombie: Oh I know he's trying to kill you. He told me.

Amigo: SEE! That's my problem! How am I supposed to react to that?

Dragonzombie: Take his life and drink wine from his skull?

Amigo: ....Too 80's. I'd rather do this the honorable way....by staging his departure.

Dragonzombie: What is in it for me?

Amigo: I'll get you....a big....soft pretzel.

Dragonzombie: Normally I would demand your soul in return, but for a soft pretzel....I can not resist.

Amigo: Good. I'm counting on you.

Ra: Hmmmmm.



Ultimo Tiger: OH MY GOD! TACK ANGEL!

Tack Angel: Yeah....hi UT. We've met before....many times.

Ultimo Tiger: Tack Angel, meet.....Tack Angel! "HELLO ME!"

Tack Angel: Uh...what?

Mike Ishijima: Tack, you remember where you picked me up from right?

Tack Angel: Yeah.

Mike Ishijima: They intend on taking me back if I lose! You know what that means?

Tack Angel: Certain death?

Mike Ishijima: No women!

Tack Angel: No women! Yeah...that's....that's what I meant to say.

Mike Ishijima: I've got to buckle down just like Kinniku Mike and get focused. Please teach me everything.

Tack Angel: Alright, the first lesson is all about....lemon farming.

Kinniku Mike: That's right Tack, show them EVERYTHING you know....hehehe....

Amy Taylor: It's quite nice that Mr. Angel was able to fit this into his schedule. The past few days I've had him booked for several talk and radio shows to promote Great Eagleland Bash!

Kinniku Mike: Oh cool! Does he have something booked after this?

Amy Taylor: No I'm just....here to watch I suppose.

Kinniku Mike: I do a lot of watching myself....of course the police call it "voyeurism". You ever let a man watch you-NO! I must resist! GET FOCUSED! BAH!



Maurice: Let's run some drills in here to get you warmed up.

Amigo: Good idea.

Little Mac: Wait. Before you do that, I've come to inspect the talent.

Maurice: Mac, what the hell are you doing here.

Little Mac: Greed and I are taking a vested interest in the future of EBW. We're all trying to deliver our best for the future after all.

Maurice: If that was the case you would accept my rematch.

Little Mac: Oh sorry, no can do. I'm already booked for the GEB Main Event you see. I'm so busy. I'm in such high demand. Maybe you should ask me again around Victory Explosion 6. Haha!

Amigo: Let's get to the point Mac.

Little Mac: Good idea! I'm here.....to recruit the best of your team Amigo. I see some bright stars in the making.

Mr. Jennings: Noah Jennings sir, I would be delighted to join the elite and wealthy of Greed! I look the part, I think the part, and-

Amigo: NOAH! Get back in line!

Mr. Jennings: No! Mac hasn't told me to so-

Little Mac: Do as he says! Greed will only take those who are willing to listen to their seniors.

Ra: That's counts me out I guess. Your loss dudes.

Little Mac: On the contrary! You're a born leader! We could "groom" you into a Greed Champion. Then we come to the Zombie thing....no....just no.

Dragonzombie: F*** YOU!

Hashim Al-Singh: Grrr....

Little Mac: No Hashim. We're only here to observe. Pretty Tony, a classy boxer such as yourself would fit well in our-

Pretty Tony: How do you feel about Mint Juleps good sir?

Little Mac: I don't really care for them myself but-

Pretty Tony: I shall not do business with a scalawag who does not enjoy a julep on occasion. I will decline.

Little Mac: Suit yourself. We'll see how you feel when we make that money offer....if you survive of course. Good day gentleman....Maurice.

Maurice: .....He's up to something....acting too nice.

Amigo: I'm always a little uneasy when he's in a good mood myself. What are you rookies looking at?! Back to work!



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TUE5 Final Match: Kinniku Mike/Amigo beat Ultimo Tiger/Mike Ishijima/Mr. Jennings/Dragonzombie/Pretty Tony/Ra (15:05) when Mike got the Splash Pin on Dragonzombie.

-A lengthy match ensued between coaches and students with Tornado Tag rules. The power of numbers worked in the advantage of the rookies at first. With five of them attacking while Ra ducked behind the ropes to do direct their attacks. Eventually, Mike plowed through the students and flipped Ra into the ring, where Amigo shot him to the ground and applied a facelock until Jennings stomped him out of it. Mike was introducing his wide variety of suplexes and slams to UT and Ishijima, until Ishijima blocked a suplex attempt, and with UT they floored him with a Double Suplex before almost getting the pin. President Mach was watching closely and keeping things fair. At one point he caught Ra trying to sneak in a foreign bong, and tossed it out. As Ra argued with the President, Amigo snuck up for the 3 Germans and a pin attempt. 1-2-Jennings made the save again for Ra! Meanwhile, Pretty Tony was peppering Mike with some hard punches, taking him to the ground for some Ground and Pound. Mike escaped the ropes and flipped Pretty Tony out of the ring once he got to his feet. UT tried a desperation move by jumping onto Mike's back. He somehow got a good hold of him and turned it into a chokehold. Ishijima took advantage and hammered away at Kinniku Mike's midsection. He was fading fast until Amigo dropkicked his own partner, forcing him onto his back, crushing UT. Late in the match most of the rookies were cleared out of the ring. DZ and Ra were facing off 2-on-2 with the coaches. Suddenly, Ra tripped DZ right into Mike before bailing out of the ring. Amigo tried to follow, but then tried to stop Mike. It was too late however, as Mike slammed DZ to the mat and splashed him before getting the 1-2-3. The coaches won the match and Dragonzombie would have to leave EBW. After the match Ra and Dragonzombie argued...
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Dragonzombie: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!

Ra: What? It was an accident! Not like I planned this secretly with the coach or anything. Right Amigo? *wink*

Amigo: .......

Ra: Haha! C-ya DZ! In the words of my generation. Up yours!

Dragonzombie: COME HERE!

Announcer: TUE once again ends in controversy, but it's not over yet. Be sure to tune into the Great Eagleland Bash, where the final conclusion of the Ultimate EBW will be determined!

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Tali, thank you for the donation of the set and the backstage. You are my world and I love you.  :-*
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Nerma: Nerma here! Thanks to Hater, Mike O is locked out of the building, so I am standing here with Global World Champion Tack Angel. In just a few show minutes the Television Special Great Eagleland Bash will get underway. Tack, tonight you are teaming with one of your biggest rivals in your career to take on another of your biggest rivals. In fact, you have history with every man in this match.

Tack Angel: You don't have to remind me Nerma. I know fully well the dangers lurking in this match, but I'm booked and I'm going to give the fans what they want. Win or lose, I want to show them everything I have, so they feel they got their monies worth. It's important to me that-

Tracy: Tack.

Tack Angel: Uh....Tracy?

Tracy: Are you really going through with this?

Tack Angel: We talked about this. I really don't think we should be discussing this live on-

Nerma: No really, we don't mind!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Gee thanks.

Tracy: Tack, I told you that you need to take Little Mac up on his offer. It's the best thing for both of us. Take the protection, it's not too late. Just make sure that Troy doesn't walk out of this match tonight.

Tack Angel: For one, I'm the Champion. What position are they in to offer me anything? This is what they want, and I already have it. I negotiate on my terms. Secondly, going out there tonight will be my decision. I believe that making decisions together is important for our relationship, but it feels like you're trying to make me do this.

Tracy: It's because I am. Remember who pulled you up when you were down. I brought you to your peak Tack. You think this was all you? My Mother was walking all over you. She says it was to put confidence in you, but we both know better right? It wasn't until I came into the picture. It's important that you realize that all your best moves....have been made by me. So trust me Tack.....take the offer....join Greed.

Tack Angel: .....



The television event of the Summer had begun! The Great Eagleland Bash, a celebration of all things Eagleland and Wrestling. A good time to be a patriot and a fan of EBW, as President Mach booked seven highly appealing bouts. In the end, big changes would take place, including a new TUE winner, as the finals would be going down throughout the show. Which team would win the Legends of the EBW Tag Series? Would Anwin be able to hold off his nemesis Camilo Ortega? We would soon find out. The show opened with a huge fireworks display as President Trevor Mach rolled down to the ring on his chopper! He played up the crowd as the fireworks continued to boom. In his possession, a small black bag with what looked to be important contents inside. After the display the President grabbed a mic...



President Trevor Mach: BOOSH! HELLO EVERYBODY! WOOO! It's party time now cause EBW is in the house! I am pumped tonight! It's a night of celebration! EBW is kicking ass! Eagleland is the best country in the world and it kicks ass! I am the President of EBW and I kick ass! Everything kicks ass tonight! BOOSH! MAKE SOME NOISE! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Oh wait....my ear plugs were still in. Okay...now make some noise....YEAH THAT'S BETTER! Now, before we get into the matches for tonight I have a matter to discuss. It concerns the Double Crown Championship. That title is a combination of two other prestigious titles, and it's been coveted ever since its creation, but it's time for an evolution. Like the Aggro Crag became the Mega Crag, so to must the Double Crown Championship evolve, and what a better time to do this then now. Here, on the night we celebrate Eagleland on live television. I present the NEW belt to replace the Double Crown Championship. Behold the EAGLELAND CHAMPIONSHIP! It will carry on the legacy and lineage of the old belt, while showing the pride of Eagleland! Amigo, meet me in the back to pick this up. Alright EBW fans! LET'S DO THIS! BOOSH!

The night of wrestling and patriotism got underway with the Semi-Finals of The Ultimate EBW 5...



-The opening contest saw the "Sun God" Ra take on the "Pugilist" Pretty Tony in a Semi-Final Match for TUE5. With Mike and Amigo coaching them on, the two wrestlers looked primed to break into the business in a big way! The match started off with Ra playing up to the crowd and basically pissing off Amigo. Pretty Tony came out swinging with hard shots. He kept things standing, as he was still new to the ground game. Ra had shown little to no progress during TUE5, opting instead to incite revolution, but late in the match he turned some heads. As Tony was going for a knockout blow Ra suddenly showed that he was playing possum and speared Tony out of the ring. Ra winked to Amigo and landed a flip-dive that took its toll on both men. Ra was showing amazing high flying prowess, to go with the ground game Amigo had taught. Looks like the "Sun God" was paying more attention then he let on. Tony's ground game weakness turned out to be his downfall, as Ra tired him out on the ground and in the air before finishing him off with a perfect Sunset Flip Powerbomb that lead to the pin and the win! Ra will move onto the finals. Coach Amigo looked less then pleased, but Ra was all smiles as he knew he had the audience and his own coach fooled.

-The second match would determine just who would face Ra in the finals. Mike Ishijima, the last rookie for Kinniku Mike battle Mr. Jennings. Mike had put all of his hopes into his protege, while Mr. Jennings was another one of the rookies Amigo had trouble reaching. Jennings toyed with Ishijima early on, using his ground skills to keep Mike down, and increasing his frustration. Jennings would pretend to shoot in as the two circled, until one time Ishijima had enough, and he landed a knee to his jaw. Jennings was stunned, so Mike took control and hit a Dragon Suplex. One near fall later, and Jennings was outside the ring taking his time to recover. It was back and forth from here, with Jennings using his ground game to trap Ishijima in an ankle lock. Jennings would then bring out the rule breaking tactics from his FSW days and grabbed a hold of the ropes for extra leverage. The ref did not see it, but Amigo did, and he forced his student to let go. They began to argue, with Amigo shouting "not like this". The distraction lead to Ishijima taking a page out of Mike Sr.'s playbook and hitting the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb before getting the pin and the win. Mike Ishijima won the match, and would go on face Ra in the finals later in the show.

Amigo argued with Mr. Jennings after the match, but he didn't have too much time to bicker, because his open challenge for the newly renamed Eagleland Championship was up next. Amigo stood in the ring with his new belt and demanded that his challenger come out. The camera shot to the back where the fans expected several wrestlers to be fighting over who would get to go out. Instead the backstage area was pure black. The lights started going out one by one until the arena was also pure dark. Suddenly a laugh could be heard, as the face of Amigo's opponent loomed on the screen...



-The dangerous and deadly KYO was accepting the challenge. Just one week into his return, and KYO has already become the guy to fear in the back. He's already made moves up the rankings, and was now gunning for Amigo's Eagleland Championship. Amigo was not looking pleased, but he took and deep breath and stood his ground as KYO entered the ring. The mysterious KYO has an impressive array of wrestling skills, and was easily able to go move for move and hold for hold with the champ in the early minutes. Amigo managed to get around KYO and landed a German Suplex, but KYO popped right back up, beating Amigo to his feet, and hitting the Shining Wizard. Amigo rolled out of the ring only for KYO to leap out of the ring and splash on to him. The two traded blows outside with Amigo hitting a sold suplex onto the hard ground. This one stunned KYO enough for Amigo to roll him back into the ring, he couldn't even get a 2 count on the pin attempt. More back and forth action followed, with KYO's relentlessness starting to wear down the champ. Near the end Amigo nearly landed his high angle German, a move that normally ends the match, but KYO escaped and tried to hit his Cradle Piledriver, but Amigo also escaped the attempt. Amigo went to the ground to try and lock the Rolling Olympic Hell, but KYO countered and managed to get his clawed hand into Amigo's mouth. The champion panicked as the Hell Claw was locked in. He tried to fight, but unable to reach the ropes, Amigo had no choice but to tap out. KYO won the match and became the NEW Eagleland Champion. On the day the title was renamed, KYO cemented his fast rise to the top with a title win. Can anyone stop this demented soul?



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with Camilo Ortega and-

Camilo Ortega: Shut up peasant! Mr. 25:17 is here, and I'm the only person the people want to hear talking right now. So this is the Great Eagleland Bash? A celebration of patriotism? I don't know about all that. I come from a place with a bit more class, where we speak more eloquently and we dress much more stylish. The bumpkins in this arena have no idea what they are about to see, as I will take the Infinity Division Championship from that undeserving static ninja, and I would give it class and distinction, the likes of which these idiots have never seen. You want to know why I'm always smiling Hater? I don't care if you want to know or not. I always smiles because I know that I'm simply better then you and the unwashed masses. That is why I am about to win the title. Because I am better.



-Next up, the Infinity Division Champion Anwin, the very first champion of the growing division, would make his first title defense against division rival Camilo Ortega. They fought in the 3-way determination match for the belt, but now it would be one-on-one. No excuses, and no second chances. Camilo asserted himself early in the match before Anwin unleashed high-flying offense. Ortega attempted to shoot in for an early pin attempt, but Anwin evaded and managed to kick him on the way down. Camilo shot back up and he and Anwin then came face-to-face to jaw with each other before applying submission holds in an entertaining "anything you can do I can do better" situation. Very similar to the Breakthrough classic, but no one to break up the moves so reaching the ropes was essential for both men. Late in the match, Camilo crouched down in a corner pretending he hurt his leg. Anwin went in to capitalize, but Camilo quickly turned to thumb him in the eye. He tried going for the 25:17, but Anwin evaded and Camilo bumped the ref instead. With the ref down the champ in pain, Camilo decided to pull out another trick and pulled out some powder. The intent was to throw it in Anwin's face, but this plan backfired, when Anwin blew it back into the face of Camilo. The ref got back up just as Anwin hit the Static Suplex. When the camera came back from "static shock" Anwin rolled up Camilo for the 1-2-3! Anwin defended the belt in a hard fought contest. After the match Camilo Ortega tried to argue with the ref about Anwin's cheating, but to no avail. Anwin, still the Infinity Division Champion.

-Match #5 featured the finals in the Legends of the EBW tag series. A fun little tag series with different color teams competing for the big win and the trip to Bush Gardens! Tag Team Champions Lovekick Connection represented Orange Iguanas while their current rivals, the Earthbound Brothers entered as the always slithering Silver Snakes. This match would be non title, but could prove to be a prelude of the eventual tag title match between the teams. Both team started strong, with Jamie and Sal showing their tag experience. Ness and Ninten were both impressed in early goings, as Sal and Jamie kept up with them and made frequent tags to wear them down. Then Ness and Ninten went to work on a new strategy. This involved keeping Sal and Jamie separate and unable to make the life saving tags at the right moments. This was all in an attempt to prove that the tag champs are "half boiled". The strategy paid off late in the match when a worn out Sal Paradise fell to the Thunder Brainbuster while Ninten made sure Jamie OD was not getting in. 1-2-3! The Silver Snakes won the match and with it the trip to Bush Gardens! That wasn't all though, as they proved that they could beat the tag champs with a winning strategy. After the match Jamie helped his "half boiled" partner to the back, throwing away the hush puppies the referee tried to give them.



-The fans were waiting in anticipation for then next match, as after weeks of waiting we would finally have a new Ultimate EBW Winner! The show has created many stars and many champions. One of the winners was traded for a water cooler once.....but we won't get into that. Mike Ishijima, the last hope for Kinniku Mike had survived till the end, but would the "Sun God" Ra be too much for him? The match started off slow, as both men were still slightly weary from tough matches earlier in the night. Ra and Mike Ishijima were both very impressive, showing off the styles of their coaches, and some stuff the fans were expecting. Ra was in control for most of the match, in a combination of surprisingly good wrestling skills and some dirty tricks. Without Amigo out to stop him Ra was able to nearly steal the match several times. They both traded big moves at the end. With the TUE5 cast looking on in anticipation to see which one would give out first. In the end Mike Ishijima narrowly pulled off the win after hitting a big Tiger Frosion to take down Ra and keep him down. Mike Ishijima wins The Ultimate EBW Season 5! The hope of Kinniku Mike pulled it off. Mike picked his protege up to celebrate as Ra stumbled off to the back. He was quickly join by Mr. Jennings who whispered something in his ear. They both crept off as Mike and Mike celebrated the huge victory.

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Tack Angel: *sigh*

Amy Taylor: Mr. Angel?

Tack Angel: I told you.....just Tack please.

Amy Taylor: Okay then....Tack...are you alright?

Tack Angel: Just got a lot on my mind is all. Nothing for you to be concerned about.

Amy Taylor: It is my concern. I'm a talent agent. I've got to keep the talent happy. What's the problem?

Tack Angel: It's personal.

Amy Taylor: Tack, there are cameras everywhere....nothing is personal around here.

Tack Angel: You're right. I'm just doing some second guessing.

Amy Taylor: Well that seems like a waste of time.

Tack Angel: Pardon?

Amy Taylor: Why spend time second guessing. If you made a decision see it through to the end. Much easier that way.

Tack Angel Heh....if only.

Amy Taylor: What? It is! Don't listen to what anyone else says Tack. You have to make your own decisions, and do what is right by you.

Tack Angel But by doing that wouldn't I be listening to what you told me to do?

Amy Taylor: I'm just making a suggestion. It's your choice to follow through. It's your life and your choices and your dreams.

Tack Angel: Dreams.....what if I told you that I don't have any of those.

Amy Taylor: I would tell you that you're silly. Everyone has a dream, and if you insist that you don't then your dream is to have a dream.

Tack Angel: Now you're talking semantics.

Amy Taylor: Listen, I don't know about your dreams. If you do have any you should tell me about them someday, but you're not looking at the big picture here. What you do....the decisions YOU make....give other people dreams.

Tack Angel: They do?

Amy Taylor: You give people dreams through your wrestling. The decisions YOU make, because that's what YOU wanted to do. Don't let anyone ever get in the middle of that.

Tack Angel: Someone very closely doesn't want me to wrestle tonight, but I guess no wrestling.....means no dream.

Amy Taylor: No wrestling. No dream. So it seems YOU have an important decision to make....and you better make it in like 30 seconds cause the main event is next.

Tack Angel: I've made it already. I know what to do. I'm going to go give dreams to the people. Win or lose, I do what I choose to do. Thank you Ms. Taylor.

Amy Taylor: Please.......call me Amy.....Tack.



-Main event time of The Great Eagleland Bash! The celebration of patriotism and wrestling would go out with a bang, as Global World Champion Tack Angel would team with Troy to take on Little Mac and Swift. A clash of legends, future legends, rivals, and titans. A worthy main event of the Bash! Tack and Little Mac started it off with exchanges reminiscent of their Victory Explosion 4 main event match. This time Mac was pulling no punches and doing his best to hurt and maim the champion who refused his offer. A gouge to the eye sent Tack to the corner to tag in Troy. The Alpha Beta charged the other side of the ring. Mac quickly tagged in Swift and the two raging bulls collided! A harsh and brutal exchange between the two, before Tack tagged him self in and leaped off Troy's  shoulders to hit the TaToBa Kick on Swift. The Brawler went down, but not for long as the champ grappled with Greed's newest top dog. Troy quickly tagged himself back in though to butt heads with Swift once again. Little Mac spent the majority of the match from here coaching Swift, but things took a turn when he waved for the Greed members to come out. It looked like they were going to get involved, as Little Mac confidently tagged back in. Lukie outside of the ring goaded Troy to come and get him. The Alpha Beta tagged Tack back in and chased Lukie, Hashim, and Camilo away from the ring. The ref turned to demand his return. That is when Ra and Mr. Jennings entered the fray. Both men attack Tack Angel and held him in place for a Little Mac KO Punch before bailing. The ref turned as Little Mac rolled up the champion. 1-2-3! Little Mac and Greed stole the victory. Troy rushed back into the ring too late, and was POUNCED by his rival Swift. The rest of Greed entered the ring and put the hurt on Tack and Troy. The crowd chanted for them both as they tried to get up, but Lukie acted like Troy and punt kicked them both back down. Ra and Mr. Jennings shook hands with the Greed members as Mac made it clear that he had recruited them from the TUE crop! Greed showed new power, new strength, new blood, and new authority as The Great Eagleland Bash came to a close...

The Great Eagleland Bash
Fourside Expo Center
ENN! Television Special

1. TUE5 Semi-Final: Ra beat Pretty Tony (4:04) with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb.
2. TUE5 Semi-Final: Mike Ishijima beat Mr. Jennings (6:30) with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.
3. Eagleland Championship Open Challenge: KYO beat Amigo(c) (8:26) with a Hell Claw Submission to become the NEW Eagleland Champion!
4. Infinity Division Championship: Anwin(c) beat Camilo Ortega (9:40) with a Static Suplex.
5. Legend of the EBW Tag Final(Non-Title): Ness/Ninten beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (7:22) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on Sal Paradise.
6. TUE5 Final: Mike Ishijima beat Ra (10:02) with the Tiger Frosion. Mike Ishijima wins TUE5!
7. Tag Team: Little Mac/Swift beat Tack Angel/Troy (13:30) when Little Mac hit the KO Punch on Tack Angel.

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EBW: X-cite Card Revealed! GEB Fallout! EBW: Crash!

EBW continues to get more and more interesting in this new Machismo Era. Greed is on the full assault and the plan is control! Little Mac has assembled a "new and improved" Greed lead by Swift, and including two new TUE rookies Ra and Noah Jennings. After winning the main event of The Great Eagleland Bash, Mac made a proclamation that Greed would be calling the shots in EBW from here on. President Mach, always loving a challenge, retaliated this morning by booking a huge match for the upcoming PPV EBW: Crash! Global World Champion Tack Angel will lead a team against Greed in WAR GAMES! Tack and Mac will have little time to pick teams, as the busy EBW schedule gives them only a week before Crash! emanates from the Saturn Dome Auxiliary Plaza. Tickets went on sale today, and they're selling fast. A packed crowd will be attendance as the power struggle begins....

XC Rundown!
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-Noah Jennings and Ra debut for Greed against Given and Taken in tag action!
-Camilo Ortega will welcome the TUE5 Winner Mike Ishijima.
-Ness will take on Sal Paradise in a prelude to a Crash! Tag Title Match!
-Ninten will also be battling Jamie OD.
-Tack Angel will lead a team against Greed in a prelude to Crash!
-KYO and Amigo will have an Eagleland Championship rematch in a LADDER MATCH!

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team: Ra/Noah Jennings vs. Given/Taken
2. Infinity Division Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Mike Ishijima
3. Singles: Ness vs. Sal Paradise
4. Singles: Ninten vs. Jamie OD
5. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Troy/Kinniku Mike/Maurice vs. Little Mac/Swift/Lukie/Hashim Al-Singh
6. Eagleland Championship Ladder Match: KYO(c) vs. Amigo




This is the rundown for the show so far...

Crash! Rundown!
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-Bolshoi will defend #5 Infinity Ranking against Shadow and Generator.
-Lovekick will put the titles on the line against Earthbound Brothers.
-Anwin will put up the Infinity Division Championship against Camilo Ortega, Hotlanta, and TUE5 Winner Mike Ishijima in 4-way!
-WARGAMES!

EBW: Crash!
Saturn Dome Auxiliary Plaza

1. Infinity Division Ranking #5 Rank: Bolshoi vs. Shadow vs. Generator
2. Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(c) vs. Ness/Ninten
3. Infinity Division Championship 4-Way: Anwin(c) vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Hotlanta vs. Mike Ishijima
4. War Games: Tack Angel/?/?/? vs. Little Mac/Swift/?/?

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President Trevor Mach: .....

Tack Angel: Uh....Trev? What are you doing?

President Trevor Mach: *sigh* Pondering dramatically at my window.

Tack Angel: I see that, but why did you call for me?

President Trevor Mach: Take a seat Tack.

Tack Angel: ......

President Trevor Mach: SIT DOWN!

Tack Angel: WHERE?! No seats asshole!

President Trevor Mach: Oh...right....and that's President Asshole.

Tack Angel: Trevor, I've got a lot on my mind can we just get down to brass tacks?

President Trevor Mach: Did you just slip a tack pun in there?

Tack Angel: I did.

President Trevor Mach: HAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Amy Taylor: *cough* Tight schedule sir.

President Trevor Mach: Right, so Tack, do you remember when the Greed stable formed in EBW?

Tack Angel: Yeah 2010.

President Trevor Mach: You know your history, very good.

Tack Angel: *sigh*

President Trevor Mach: When they formed they were unstoppable for the longest time. Troy and Lukie especially were trouble makers. My very own VP took part in their scheming. Luckily, you and I were able to stop them once. Problem is Little Mac is looking to make one of his trademark comebacks with this "new and improved" Greed. They want to take over the company, and bring the system down. Man, when I used to that it was fun and cheeky, but now that I'm in charge....these guys are just MEAN Tack!

Tack Angel: So what do you need me to do?

President Trevor Mach: Stop them! I've given them a fair match at the Crash! pay per view. You'll lead a team against the Greed team in WarGames. You win that match and you slow them down I would think. What you need to do is get your team together before the night is over.

Kinniku Mike: That's why I'm here Trev. The Global World Championship won't be on the line at Crash!, so I'll put my title desires on hold and help out the team.

President Trevor Mach: Oh no can do Mike. See, I've got a match waiting in the pipeline for you. A lot of people are gunning for your #1 Contendership. I have to give them that opportunity at Crash! You'll be facing the #2 Ranked wrestler at Crash!

Kinniku Mike: Fair enough.....sorry Tack.

Tack Angel: No worries Mike. I'm sure I'll be able to put together a team....at least I hope.

Amy Taylor: You can do it Tack. The roster is full of guys waiting to make a statement. Don't give up.

Tack Angel: Oh I won't. Got to give dreams to the people right?

Amy Taylor: Right.

President Trevor Mach: Well that about wraps it up gentlemen. Oh wait....one more thing Tack.

Tack Angel: Yes?

President Trevor Mach: You're the challenger in the EBW Challenge Series this week......no pressure.

Tack Angel: Gee....thanks. 



Little Mac: Listen up! For you newcomers, welcome to the high life. The time of living at the meager end of the stick is over for you.

Noah Jennings: That means new threads for you hippie.

Ra: Groovy. The Sun God is pleased.

Swift: Don't even think of using my shower though. >:-C

Little Mac: Right...Tonight, we begin our hostile takeover plan. We take the power in the company. We take out the marketable stars outside of Greed, and we make some moves towards taking some titles. I'm talking about Tri-Force for you new guys. I'm talking about Infinity Division for Camilo. Swift will take care of the Global World situation once we're done dealing with Troy. This is just the beginning for us. We're going to have even more new talent join us soon enough, and before long the elite will take the power from the bumbling buffoon Trevor Mach!

w00t: Heh.

Little Mac: I'm sorry, did you say something to Greed?

w00t: I just find the whole thing funny. You know I tried to do this once before right? Perfection? Hell, you should know all about that Mac. I was close to winning too, but you can't stop EBW. You won't be able to stop these hard working guys. I'm a genius, but it doesn't take a genius to see that you will fail.

Little Mac: The downfall of Perfection was a good example to follow. We know what NOT to do because of you w00t. You weren't exactly the best leader, but I am. I'm the best in the business. I've got an eye for these things. Like now for example, I'm willing to offer YOU a spot in Greed right now.

w00t: What?

Little Mac: You might not have been a good leader, but you're a hell of a talent AND a 2-time Global World Champion. You haven't exactly been used to your full potential lately have you? Make the right choice and join us. We only accept the best though, which leads me to my next point. Consider tonight a trial of Greed. If you lose....if you fail....if you take the pin fall....if you tap out....you're gone. Dismissed. w00t.....think about it.

w00t: .....




Great Eagleland Bash has come and gone. A celebration of patriotism and wrestling that ended with the resurgence of Greed. The elite stable that has always tried to suck the life and money out of EBW for its own personal gain. The stakes are being raised by Little Mac, and we could be heading for a "Crash". Tonight's show would heavily reflect the quick arrival of the next pay per view Crash!, that would feature a WarGames main event between Team Tack and Team Greed...

The show kicked off with the normal fireworks display before going to the back for the Xciter Spotlight and the TUE5 Winner Mike Ishijima!



Nerma: Nerma here with....

Mike O: IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY HERE IN THE EXTREME EBW ARENA, AND WE'RE HERE WITH THE ULTIMATE EBW SEASON 5 WINNER MIKE ISHIJIMA!

Nerma: *Sigh* I hate this guy.

Hater: Nyah.

Mike Ishijima: It's great to be here. I came from a bad environment, it was tough on the streets, but through this show I learned that-

Mike O: HE'S GOT THE GLORY, BUT DOES HE HAVE THE GUTS? MIKE ISHIJIMA, SPILL! YOUR! GUTZ!

Mike Ishijima: *sigh* You need a little less caffeine I think. For those of you who don't know, I'm Mike Ishijima. Kinniku Mike has been like a brother to me and taught me everything I know. So in the Infinity Division you can expect a high energy party animal that gets all the women to swoon. I like to reel the fans in, just like my opponents. I'll reel you in and take the gold, cause that's what I was hired to do so-

Mike O: THAT'S GREAT MIKE! REMEMBER THAT SINCE MIKE ISHIJIMA WON TUE5 HE WILL TAKE PART IN THE INFINITY DIVISION TITLE MATCH AT CRASH! TONIGHT THOUGH, HE'S FACING-

Camilo Ortega: Camilo Ortega, the pride of Greed, Mr. 25:17, Mr. Soon to be Infinity Division Champion.

Mike Ishijima: Right, and how many times has Anwin beat you now?

Camilo Ortega: Shut up rookie!

Mike Ishijima: Okay, you've BARELY been here longer then me.

Camilo Ortega: And look at what I've done already. What have you done?

Mike Ishijima: I won TUE5.

Camilo Ortega: Oh right....well....you want to know why I'm smiling?

Mike Ishijima: I'm sure you're going to tell me.

Camilo Ortega: It's because I know that I'm better then you......and I'm better then that cheating dog Anwin! I'll beat you tonight, and then I'm going to rightfully take my title at Crash! Don't get in my way.

Mike Ishijima: Oh I intend to Ortega. You're damn right I intend you.

Mike O: LET'S TAKE IT TO MO! MO!



-The opening contest saw "Sun God" Ra and Noah Jennings make their in ring EBW debuts against the strong veteran team of Given and Taken. Noah and Ra showed some skill during the TUE season, but they were quickly given a lesson in pain from the Sadomasochistic tag team. Little Mac came out to coach them as well, but Given and Taken were dominating until all of a sudden fellow TUE participant Pretty Tony came from out of the crowd and clocked Taken while the ref was looking away. Given then walked right into a Sunset Flip from Ra, before the "Sun God" tagged in Noah so he could continue to attack Taken. Noah Jennings gloated over Given, but the pain lover got right up in Noah's face and head butted him into the corner. A belly to belly suplex took Noah to the mat. As Given prepared to go in for the kill Noah Jennings fought back with a Side Triangle Choke. It was locked in tight, and normally a wrestler would be tapping all too soon, but Given refused, seemingly relishing the pain until he passed out. Ra and Jennings won their first match with a little help from their TUE pal Pretty Tony. Little Mac smiled as Pretty Tony handed him what looked to be a contract before celebrating in the ring.

-Match #2 featured the anticipated debut of Mike Ishijima as he battled the always smiling braggart Camilo Ortega. Ortega's persistence to defeat Anwin had him a little on edge in this one. It didn't help that the Infinity Division Champion appeared to scout the whole match. Mike looked impressive in his EBW debut, displaying a wide array of ground skills, to go with the suplex heavy offense inspired by Kinniku Mike. Late in the match Mike Ishijima look to take control, and almost hit the Tiger Frosion, but Camilo escaped and hit the 25:17. He then held tightly onto the ropes as he pinned Ishijima for the 1-2-3. Camilo Ortega picked up the tainted win, and immediately stared down Anwin and made it clear to him that he believes "3 times a charm".



Tack Angel: Look, I know we lost at Great Eagleland Bash, but we can make this work Troy. You need me to get in this match, and I need you to kick some ass in said match. It's pretty simple and-

Troy: K.

Tack Angel: Wait what?

Troy: I'll f***ing do it. Don't make me say it again!

Tack Angel: Huh....didn't think it would be that easy.

Troy: Ain't your girly gonna be pissed if you team with me again?

Tack Angel: I....haven't seen her since Great Eagleland Bash. I'm not going to worry about that right now. We have to do this for EBW. We've got to give the people dreams!

Troy: Stop! Enough of your wussy dream sh*t! Just shut up and kick ass or get the f*** away from me.

Tack Angel: Fair enough. Well I've got you on the team now, and Maurice here volunteered so he can get his hands on Little Mac. That just leaves one spot open.

w00t: I'll take that spot.

Tack Angel: What? Oh hey w00t. You want the spot?

w00t: Don't ask why alright. You don't like me and I don't-

Tack Angel: I like you.

w00t: Oh....well in any case....I'll join your team....seems like the right thing to do.

Tack Angel: Alright.



-Match #3 and #4 would feature EBW Tag Team Champions Lovekick taking on the Earthbound Brothers in singles competition. The hope being for one team to gain momentum over the other before the tag title match at the pay per view. This was also a chance for Jamie and Sal to prove they were not "half boiled". Sal and Ness were up first, in a fast paced match. Ness and Ninten were still wearing their Silver Snakes shirts to remind Lovekick that they beat them before. This match featured a lot of chain wrestling, with Sal showing off his submission and ground skills in the process. Still, Ness had him well scouted and escaped every submission attempt. The moment Sal tried to go high risk on the top rope. Ness met him there and promptly slammed him back to the mat. As he tried to get up Ness hit a new version of his old PSI Rockin finisher called the PK Kiai before getting the 1-2-3.

-Jamie OD and Ninten had a much different match, with strikes being the weapon of choice of Jamie. Ninten relied on his ground game to take Jamie off his feet and neutralize his best assets. A slightly longer match then the previous one, but the results was very similar. Ninten gained control and finished off Jamie OD with the PK Flash Piledriver. A devastating move which lead to Sal and ring side attendants having to help Jamie to the back. The Earthbound Brothers continue to be in top form. Can the Tag Champions stop them?



Kinniku Mike: You pumped man? You psyched? You Foked?! YOU READY FOR ACTION?!

Amigo: I am adequately prepared to kick ass I suppose.

Kinniku Mike: Good, because you've got a demon to deal with if you want to get the title back. In a Ladder Match no less!

Amigo: I already know all of this. Why are you saying it again?

Kinniku Mike: I'm saying to the people out there. Exposition to keep them caught up. That's right kids, keep track of continuity and remember....EBW Cares.

Amigo: *groan* I have to go get ready.

Kinniku Mike: Wait! Something else I wanted to tell you. I've been hearing rumors. You know that Little Mac doesn't like us one bit.

Amigo: We don't like him either.

Kinniku Mike: Exactly. I think they may try to pull something during the match tonight. I just want you to know that if sh*t goes down, the Sex Machine has your back.

Amigo: Thanks, but now it's time to-

KYO: Are you the Angel?

Amigo: *groan*

KYO: No....you couldn't be....so why do you persist in getting in my way? Do you enjoy pain? Do you enjoy suffering? I will burn you alive.

Amigo: I enjoy being Eagleland Champion, and I intend on getting that title back tonight! Your "scary gothic rhetoric" doesn't phase me in the slightest KYO. If you want to get gruesome I'll be sure to drop you on your head tonight on my way to the top of that ladder. How does that sound?

KYO: I will find the Angel. I will burn the Angel.

Amigo: *sigh* Wasn't even listening. Terrific.....simply terrific.



-The next match was a huge semi-main feature Tack Angel, Kinniku Mike, Troy, and Maurice with w00t supporting at ringside taking on Little Mac, Swift, Lukie, and Hashim Al-Singh of Greed. A giant free-for-all, filled with brawls and big action. Troy kicked it off with Lukie and immediately put his former partner down with a running powerslam. Swift jumped into the ring to butt heads with Troy which lead to Lukie sneaking up behind for the roll up, but Tack jumped in to break it up. The champ then ate a POUNCE from Swift as the first of many brawls erupted. Mike and Swift went at it for a lengthy period while Little Mac barked orders. Maurice tried to round the ring to get to him, but Hashim stood in the way and they fought on the outside. Eventually Team Tack took control during a brawl that cleared the ring of Greed except for legal man Lukie. Tack, the legal man, floored Lukie with an STO. He then tagged in Maurice who picked up Lukie for a KO Punch. Maurice then tagged in Troy, who hit the Punt Kick on Lukie. Kinniku Mike came in last to hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Lukie before going for the pin and the win. Team Tack won the match and halted the Greed advance for the evening. After the match Tack's team celebrated in the ring while Lukie limped up the ramp where the rest of Greed was waiting. Lukie asked for Mac's help, but instead Greed turned on Lukie and they each took a turn dismantling him. Swift capped it off by Pouncing Lukie off the stage. It appears that Lukie's failure has cost him his spot in Greed. Tack Angel rushed to the scene and helped medical technicians take Lukie to the back. Troy looked puzzled, but the crowd applauded as the champion showed decency to his long time rival.



-The main event would see a rematch from Great Eagleland Bash, but this time the stakes would be even higher, as KYO would defend his newly won Eagleland Championship against former champion Amigo in a Ladder Match! The ladders were barely used in the opening minutes, as Amigo and KYO traded hard shots and exchanged moves in a long chain wrestling sequence. Amigo took down KYO and worked the arm, but KYO escaped back to his feet. Both men went for a dropkick after a flurry of exchanges and came to a stalemate. Amigo took KYO down  again and locked in an arm submission, but KYO lifted him up and powerbombed him into the turnbuckles. He then went for the Hell Claw, but Amigo escaped the ring and grabbed a ladder. KYO followed and ate said ladder a couple times in the mouth. He set the ladder against the ring steps and tried to suplex KYO onto it, but KYO reversed and suplexed Amigo hard on the floor. He then picked up Amigo and chokeslammed him onto the ladder that was barely able to hold together from the impact. KYO went back into the ring with the other ladder and started to climb, but Amigo limped into the ring and pushed the ladder over. KYO jumped from the ladder to a top turnbuckle and proceeded to splash down onto Amigo. KYO set Amigo up for the Shining Wizard, but Amigo shot in at the last second and took him back to the mat. He controlled KYO on the ground and forced him back to his feet where he hit the 3 Germans hard. Amigo then tried to climb the ladder, but KYO pulled him back down and locked in his Hell Claw. Amigo panicked and forced himself over the top rope, KYO going along with him. Minutes later they were back in the ring. KYO hit a kick to the back of Amigo’s head. He went up top, but Amigo nailed him with a dropkick. Amigo then set up KYO and attempted a top rope German. KYO hung on with his legs and went for a moonsault, but Amigo cut him off. Amigo hung KYO upside down and nailed him with a huge double knee strike off the top. Amigo then once again tried to climb to the top, but KYO was following soon after. Later on still, and both men had ladders at this point, using them as weapons, and trying to get to the top first. This was when Little Mac made his presence felt. He and Hashim rushed down with the intention of stopping Amigo, as he and KYO were both slowly climbing separate ladders to get to the belt. Kinniku Mike and Maurice rushed the scene as well and battle the Greed duo in the ring around the ladder. Mike and Maurice halted Greed, but a Punch from Mac sent Kinniku Mike right into the ladder of KYO. The demented demon and his ladder spilled to the outside of the ring, and KYO took a hard head shot on the floor. Amigo meanwhile stood at the top of his ladder and before Mac could stop him, he grabbed the Eagleland Championship. Amigo was once again Eagleland Champion after a hectic ladder match. After the match Mike thought about trying to assist KYO, as the demented one lay in a pool of his own blood staring up at Mike with his unblinking eye. The show ended with Maurice chasing off Mac and Amigo standing victorious...

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Tag Team: Ra/Noah Jennings beat Given/Taken (6:06) when Noah choked out Given with a Side Triangle Choke.
2. Infinity Division Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Mike Ishijima (8:40) with a 25:17.
3. Singles: Ness beat Sal Paradise (4:28) with a PK Kiai.
4. Singles: Ninten beat Jamie OD (5:23) with a PK Flash Piledriver.
5. 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel(Challenger 1-0)/Troy/Kinniku Mike/Maurice beat Little Mac/Swift/Lukie/Hashim Al-Singh (18:42) when Kinniku Mike hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Lukie.
6. Eagleland Championship Ladder Match: Amigo beat KYO(c) (12:13) by grabbing the title to become the NEW Eagleland Champion!

 

-The semi-main event saw an explosive Infinity Division 4-Way match, with the first champion Anwin taking on his rival Camilo Ortega, veteran Hotlanta, and TUE5 winner Mike Ishijima. This title match saw high velocity action from the start with Anwin and Hotlanta sending Ishijima and Ortega to the outside before splashing down on them hard. They brawled outside of the ring for a time, with the crowd really pumped for the action. Back in the ring, Hotlanta took control and hit a big running powerslam on Mike Ishijima, but Anwin took him down with a springboard splash. Camilo traded some slaps to the face with Anwin, but got taken down with a tilt a whirl slam. Hotlanta entered the fray and they all traded blows while the rookie Mike Ishijima went high risk and hit a 360 Splash on the other three. He tried pinning Anwin first, but he kicked out. He then tried Hotlanta, who also kicked out. Camilo then grabbed Mike and nearly got the 3 of a surprise roll up, but Anwin broke the count to protect his title for the time being. Action continued with Hotlanta taking control and hitting the 2 Hot 2 Pump Handle Slam on champion Anwin, before Camilo pushed him out of the ring. Camilo and Mike Ishijima faced off in the ring with Mike getting in some offense, but was unprepared for an eye gouge and a quick roll up from Camilo followed by a roll up pin. Using the ropes as leverage Camilo got the 1-2-3 and won the match! Camilo Ortega is the NEW Infinity Division Champion! Camilo ran around the ring with his new title and gloated over Anwin as third time appeared to be the charm for the smarmy and always smiling Ortega.



-It was now time for the main event, as EBW's best would take on the Greed stable in War Games. Would Greed prevail, or would Tack Angel appear and make the save for EBW? The rules were simple, two wrestlers would start in the caged double ring. They would go 5 minutes until the next entrant would come in. Once everyone is inside the cage the match can only be won by pinfall, submission, or team surrender. Swift and w00t started things off with a brawl. They used the cage to their full advantage while they still had all the open space. 5 Minutes would pass by quickly for w00t, who had taken Poo to the mat with a spinebuster, only to be floored by the entering Ra. Maurice came out 5 minutes later to even the odds, but w00t was hurting by this point from the two on one beating of a former champion and the rookie Ra. Maurice hammered Ra with hard punches until Ra tackled him into the cage. Swift whipped w00t into the ropes and POUNCED him into the other cage. The action continued like that until Little Mac entered the fray. He tried to keep back, but had no trouble shouting orders. Maurice tried get to him, but Ra captured him in a Sunset Flip and held him down. It was now Troy's turn to enter the match, and he quickly went to work flooring anyone in his way, including his own team for some reason. When he got to Swift they both stared down and collided like raging bulls. The opening left Maurice the time he needed to get in the other ring with Mac and the two traded punches like a boxing match. Noah Jennings rounded off his team, and the numbers advantage helped in taking down Troy. w00t was hurt badly in the corner and Maurice was dealing with Mac, so Ra, Jennings, and Swift took their time attacking Troy and picking him apart. The time finally came for Tack Angel's entrance, but he was nowhere to be found. The ref had no choice but to go ahead with the final phase of the match. Now Greed could use their advantage to get the Pin, Submission, or Surrender. Troy was fighting back, and Maurice had knocked Mac on the floor with a hard jab, so the target became w00t. He fought bravely, but the numbers were overwhelming. The rookies Ra and Jennings were developing real heat with the fans with their gang style tactics on the bloody and battered w00t. In the battle between Maurice and Mac, Mac had comeback after busting out the brass knuckles and clocking Maurice hard with shot after shot. Suddenly, the theme of Tack Angel began to play, but his entrance raised even more questions, as the Global World Champion came out in dark attire and face paint. Looking overall angry and disgusted he he quickly climbed to the top of the cages. He shot a look at Tracy who was watching on the stage before crashing down hard on the rookies Noah and Ra. This was a different Tack, as he thrashed them with hard punches and choked them on the ground. He ran over to Mac and pushed him against the cage and choked him. Maurice tried to get him to back down and let up, but Tack pushed him back and screamed with rage as he choked Mac. Troy had Jennings up on his shoulders and hit a Verdict as it looked like they had control of that cage, but in the other cage Ra and Swift had been double teaming w00t. He tried one final WKO, but Swift pushed him into the cage and POUNCED him on the rebound. One final Blackhammer and he pinned w00t for the 1-2-3. Greed had won War Games. Even with Tack's arrival, his brutal tactics had him focused on one target and that gave Swift all the time he needed to get the win. The show ended with the brawl continuing in the ring, as Tack continued attacking Greed. Security came in to break it up as the show faded to black...

EBW: Crash!
Saturn Dome Auxiliary Plaza

1. Ry Ry's Rules Loser is Fired: Simon Stuart beat Uchubaco (5:53) with a Roll Up Pin.
2. Infinity 3-Way: Randy no Kachi beat Blue Lightning and Ultimo Tiger (6:20) with a No Kachi Cutter on Tiger.
3. Infinity Division #5 Ranking: Generator beat Bolshoi and Shadow (6:09) with a Ignition Facebuster on Shadow.
4. Tag Team Championship: Ness/Ninten beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD(c) (13:40) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on Sal to become the NEW Tag Team Champions!
5. Eagleland Championship Open Challenge: Hashim Al-Singh beat Amigo(c) (5:24) with a Camel Clutch Choke Out to become the NEW Eagleland Champion!
6. Eagleland Championship Open Challenge: Perfect Man beat Hashim Al-Singh(c) (0:11) with a Perfect Cannon to become the NEW Eagleland Champion!
7. Global World #1 Ranking: KYO beat Kinniku Mike (20:31) with a Hell Claw Submission.
8. Infinity Division Championship 4-Way:  Camilo Ortega beat Anwin(c), Hotlanta, and Mike Ishijima (10:02) with a Roll Up on Mike Ishijima to become the NEW Infinity Champion!
9. War Games: Little Mac/Swift/Ra/Noah Jennings beat Tack Angel/Troy/w00t/Maurice (38:08) when Swift hit the Blackhammer on w00t.

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Huge Updates! Crash! Fallout! New Ranking System! Zero Hour! E-1 Climax 2011!

EBW.com was swamped with major news today, so it's all going right here right now. The fallout from Crash! has been massive, with many titles changing hands, some wrestlers facing injuries, and a Global World Championship match on the way. After the pay per view, the EBW Ranking system saw a reshuffling. It also saw a major cut down, the rankings now only covering the top 5. Greed's win in the War Games heavily influence the new ranks, as Swift has found himself within distance once again of the all important #1 spot. Little Mac and Swift are serving as the Greed reps atop the Tag Team Rankings as well. Camilo Ortega rules the Infinity Division with his title win at Crash!, but Anwin still has the #1 spot there.

Global World 5
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1. KYO
2. Kinniku Mike
3. Swift
4. Troy
5. Amigo

Tag Team 5
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1. Little Mac/Swift
2. Poo/Jeff Andonuts
3. Amigo/Maurice
4. Given/Taken
5. TBD

Infinity 5
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1. Anwin
2. Bolshoi
3. Hotlanta
4. Randy no Kachi
5. Generator

The stage is now set for the other big show besides Victory Explosion for the year....Zero Hour. This year's show will be the biggest yet as it will play host to the finals of this year's E-1 Climax! That's right, the biggest tournament in EBW and in wrestling returns much earlier this year to end the Summer with a bang!



Very few details have been released yet, but seeing as the tournament is set to begin on X-cite, we will have a full list of the wrestlers and some of their matches very soon. Stay Tuned. The other big story is that Tack Angel is set to defend his title against #1 Ranked KYO in a first time big battle of the ages. This main event is sure to bring the house down....whichever house that is....the location has yet to be determined. Everyone is looking for a spot to win the prestigious tournament and a title shot that catapults the winner to the top of the Global World Rankings and grants them a coveted title shot. The question now is, who gets the chance? Two people in particular are looking for a shot after recently parting ways as a tag team....



President Trevor Mach: What the f*ck Tack!?

Tack Angel: I swear I have no idea what you're talking about! I barely remember that night. I felt sick and passed out!

President Trevor Mach: Yeah right! Explain to me how you then appeared at the War Games LATE mind you, and didn't do a damn thing to try to win the match or stop Greed from winning?

Tack Angel: I wish I had some answers for you Trev, but I'm as confused as you are.

President Trevor Mach: .....I'm going to choose to believe this....as crazy sh*t happens to you on a consistent basis. Just don't let me down Tack. I'm counting on you to be a pillar of this company. That's why I brought in KYO. A guy like that will keep you on your toes and push you to your best. Plus, I wanted to see what you would do if I did. Hehehe.

Tack Angel: I won't let you down. I'll be there for the title match, and I'll be at my best for the E-1 Climax. I'll put my crazy personal life behind me and win it all!

President Trevor Mach: Sounds better then having to firing you.

Tack Angel: What?!

President Trevor Mach: Nothing! Can we get back to training now?

Tack Angel: First of all, I'm still not sure why you insist on training if you're not an active wrestler anymore. Secondly.....did you get "Trevor" tattooed on your chest?!

President Trevor Mach: What? Am I just supposed to let myself get out of shape? Oh you'd like that wouldn't you Tackwell!? Not gonna happen! I like to keep in peak physical condition.....and I gotta look sexy for Tali......and yes I did get the tattoo.

Tack Angel: Okay whatever! Your egotism knows no bounds.

President Trevor Mach: Mmm delicious Egotism.

Sal Paradise: Excuse me President, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

President Trevor Mach: Salvatore Paradisio! What can I do for ya?

Sal Paradise: I was hoping to get a spot in the E-1 Climax. Jamie and I disbanded the Lovekick team, and now....now I want to prove myself as being more then just "half boiled".

President Trevor Mach: Yeah I know. Lovekick was my favorite tag team. Got all the ladies. Bet you read them some Jack Kerouac....."on the road" eh?

Tack Angel: What the hell are you talking about?

President Trevor Mach: Insider stuff. Well Sal, I'd love to tell you who is in the tournament, but I just can't at the moment. I will say this though. We're looking for the best in EBW. We want the guys who are ready to blaze a new trail and stand up to new challenges in their career. They have to be tough, but they also have to be....insistent.

Sal Paradise: Oh....well alright then.

President Trevor Mach: *cough cough* Sal....INSISTENT.

Sal Paradise: Yes sir...I heard you.

President Trevor Mach: Insist.....ent SAL *cough cough*

Tack Angel: You got a little cough there buddy?

President Trevor Mach: QUIET YOU!

Sal Paradise: Insistent.....OH! President Mach.......Trevor, I INSIST ON BEING IN THE E-1 CLIMAX!

President Trevor Mach: Alright then.

Sal Paradise: Yeah?

President Trevor Mach: Sure! Jamie OD too! You were both going in anyways, the fans love ya!

Sal Paradise: Then what was all that talk of insis-

President Trevor Mach: I was bored. Have a nice day Sal!

Sal Paradise: Wait! Since I'm here, mind if I train with you guys? I've got to round out my move set, and you two know all about the striking game.

President Trevor Mach: Sounds spifftastic. Watch out for Tack though. The guy's gone schitzo or something, and he could turn into Peter Criss as any moment.

Tack Angel: >:-C



Jamie OD: Oi! Sup guys?

Kinniku Mike: In no mood for damn nonsense!

Amigo: Did you just read my line there Mike?

Kinniku Mike: ......

Amigo: Don't get upset. I agree with you. We both lost something big at Crash!, and Maurice still has yet to get his revenge on Little Mac. Now I've got my own grudge with him too.

Maurice: Wait in line Amigo.

Amigo: Guys, the point is that we've still got a chance to make this all right. Maurice and I are going to get to Mac through the Tag Division, as that is where he is hiding himself for the time being. Mike, you're not too far off from your goal, and if you win the E-1 then you're right back into it.

Kinniku Mike: I know that. I've just lost two big matches in a row, and it's starting to piss me off! I used to have this coach who would help me calm down at times like this with....well....we'd go out scoping for chicks actually. No time for that now though. We've got work to do. Still, I should try calling him again.

Jamie OD: Mind if I join you guys if you're training? If I get into the E-1 then I'm going to have a lot to prove. Neither myself nor Sal want to become....the "JoMo" of our tag team, so I've got to make this run work.

Amigo: Say no more. You want to to work then let's go to work.

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TUE 6 A NO GO!?

EBW has a lot planned in the coming months, with Zero Hour and the E-1 Climax. A third feature, TUE Season 6 was set to premiere with a new concept, new coaches, and Vice President Ryan IQ hosting the whole affair. Don't get your hopes up on that last one because.....well see for yourself.



Vice President Ryan IQ: FORGET IT! I'M NOT DOING IT!

President Trevor Mach: What's bovering you Ry Ry?

Vice President Ryan IQ: THIS TUE 6 IDEA IS BAD IDEA! A REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA! I MEAN IT'S JUST GOING TO BE A BIG JOKE!

President Trevor Mach: Well, not ALL my ideas are winners, but I don't really think this is that ba-

Vice President Ryan IQ: IT IS THAT BAD! Let's start with the coaches. Dougie and Bolshoi?! I'm going to get slimed EVERY SINGLE WEEK!

Dynamic Dougie: Haha! Yeah you ar-

Vice President Ryan IQ: SHUT IT DOUGIE!

President Trevor Mach: Zip the lip Douglas, this is man talk.

Dynamic Dougie: Aw...

Bolshoi: Here, have a balloon.

*POP!*

Vice President Ryan IQ: NO BALLOONS!

Bolshoi: Aw....

First Lady Tali Mach: You see kind of glum chum.

Vice President Ryan IQ: You would be too if you had to go through this humiliation! I mean, it's like he did it on purpose!

President Trevor Mach: No....not this time I didn't.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Look at this roster by the way! Weren't we supposed to have 6?!

President Trevor Mach: Yeah, well Super Fugu quit wrestling to become a "T" Party activist, whatever that is. Fighter Daron was supposed to be here, but something must have come up.



Fighter Daron: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Swift: >:-C



Vice President Ryan IQ: THAT LEAVES US WITH WHAT?! THREE?!

?: 4 sir!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Who said that?

?: Me sir....Jacob Novack.

Vice President Ryan IQ: You're here?! You leave such little presence I can barely acknowledge your existence. Who else do we have here? What is this tin can looking guy?

President Trevor Mach: Google Bot.

Google Bot: GOOGLE BOT.

Vice President Ryan IQ: GOOGLE BOT?!

Google Bot: GOOGLE BOT.

Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* What the hell Mr. President?

President Trevor Mach: What? He was always sort of hanging around, so I thought why not.

Vice President Ryan IQ: ......What horrible logic. What about that other guy right there in Red?

President Trevor Mach: Pyro.

Vice President Ryan IQ: ......From Team Fortress 2?

President Trevor Mach: Yep! Crossover appeal!  O0

Vice President Ryan IQ: .....His head is so tiny and disproportionate to his body.

President Trevor Mach: To HER body! I'm pretty sure it's a girl!

Vice President Ryan IQ: ......*sigh* What about this guy here? What is your name?

Chu Chu: Chu Chu sir.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Chu Chu, you're the only one that actually belongs here.

Jacob Novack: What about me sir?

Vice President Ryan IQ: Chu Chu, you're the only one that actually belongs here.

Chu Chu: Thank you sir, I'm here to wrestle for the best wrestling company in the world.

Vice President Ryan IQ: I like that attitude, and you're a tall drink of water to boot. What kind of gimmick do you have? EBW is crazy place full of crazy characters. Just look at the would be coaches.

Chu Chu: I don't have a gimmick sir. I just want to climb the ranks and make the main event, the goal of any wrestler really.

Vice President Ryan IQ: You make too much sense to actually be applying for this season. You should just be brought up immediately. Trevor, I know money, and I see money in this kid. Hire him right now and cancel this stupid show!

President Trevor Mach: Sure!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Wait what?

President Trevor Mach: Go for it! Sign the guy up! Welcome to the roster Chu Chu.

Chu Chu: Thank you sir.

President Trevor Mach: The rest of you can get the f*** out! ESPECIALLY you Jacob Novack.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Good call Trevor. I was just about to bust a blood vessel honestly. With this and Simon Stuart constantly demanding an E-1 spot, I was about to lose it. Let's go sign you to a contract right now Chu Chu.

President Trevor Mach: Well that went well.

First Lady Tali Mach: Are you ever going to tell him that TUE 6 was actually just a practical joke, and you always planned on signing Chu Chu?

President Trevor Mach: If I did.....he might kill me.....so no.

First Lady Tali Mach: You know this is being recorded for EBW.com right?

President Trevor Mach: .....Dammit.

Tack Angel's E-1 Dream!

Everyone is buzzing about this year's E-1 Climax. With the return of the Round Robin format, this could possibly be the biggest tournament yet! Global World Champion Tack Angel has thrown his hat in as the first confirmed participant. Hoping for a Double Crown of Global World and E-1, Tack Angel will have to focus and prepare, because a Zero Hour confrontation with KYO is looming, and the champ may have to pull double duty on the biggest night of his career. EBW.com can also confirm that KYO will NOT be participating in the E-1. Everyone is too afraid to ask him why. Back to the champ now, Tack Angel has had a hectic time in his war with Greed. The pressure of the heels winning the War Games, and the loss of his girlfriend Tracy, may be starting to take its toll...



Tack Angel: ......

Tracy: Tack, I want your sh*t out of the house by the end of the week! Your garbage is cluttering up the place and I'm sick out it! You can take all the crappy cheap stuff you ever bought me with you too! You were always so cheap! Greed knows how to treat a lady!

Tack Angel: .....

Tracy: You just going to stand there?! Are you even listening to m-

Tack Angel SHUT THE F*CK UP TRACY!

Tracy: What?!

Tack Angel: YOU HEARD ME! SHUT UP! I GAVE YOU MY HEART AND MY SOUL AND THAT'S WORTH MORE THEN THAT JEWELERY YOU'VE WHORED YOURSELF OUT FOR! WAS GREED THERE WHEN YOU WERE INJURED AND LEFT IN THE HOSPITAL?! NO! I WAS THERE EVERYDAY! YOU'RE JUST A GREEDY, STUCK UP BITCH! I WAS WORTH IT AND YOU F*CKED UP! KEEP THE HOUSE AND ALL THE STUFF IN IT! YOU GET RID OF IT IF YOU WANT IT GONE SO BADLY! GET OUT OF MY FACE AND MY LIFE!

Tracy: ...I....you're an asshole Tack!

Tack Angel: *sigh* What's happening to me?

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E-1 Climax Names Revealed!



This week begins the E-1 Climax, the biggest tournament in wrestling. The news has been coming out slowly, but we can finally confirm the participants and the blocks.

Block A
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Tack Angel
Sal Paradise
w00t
Dynamic Dougie
Ness
Troy
Simon Stuart
Anwin

Block B
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Swift
Jamie OD
Bolshoi
Hashim Al-Singh
Perfect Man
Kinniku Mike
Amigo
Maurice


Global World Champion Tack Angel leads the A Block, with Sal Paradise beginning his singles career in the tournament. w00t will attempt to restart his Global World campaign with a win as well. Dynamic Dougie has been given a spot after the cancellation of TUE 6. Tag and Tri-Force Champion Ness will represent his group, and attempt to be the first to win 2 E-1 Climaxes. Troy will be the one to watch, as the power house pushes for domination once again. Block A will also see the rookie Simon Stuart involved. The son of a legend demanded the chance to prove himself and he's going to get it when he takes on some of the best in the business. For Infinity Champion Anwin will round out Block A.

Former Champion Swift was the first named announced for Block B, with Jamie OD being the next. His singles career will start at the E-1 as well. Bolshoi will be the sole Infinity Division wrestler participating in Block B. His spot was given to him after the cancellation of TUE 6. New Eagleland Champion Perfect Man made an instant impact in EBW. Now he's hoping to continue that push with an E-1 win. The three torchbearers of the new generation, Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Maurice will round out the very competitive block. 16 wrestlers in all will battle, and only one will claim the ultimate glory and the chance for Global World greatness!

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E-1 NEWS! X-cite and X-perience BOOKED!

The E-1 will shortly begin, and the first two cards of the tournament have finally been revealed. X-cite, X-perience, and even LIVE! will be stacked with matches, as the normal schedule of 6 matches per show has been blown up to 9! With more action then ever before, and huge singles matches, these are shows you will NOT want to miss! The recap style for the next few shows on EBW.com may be slimmed down, as their will be a lot to cover. The first night should be interesting, with a 6-Way to determine who will first face Camilo Ortega for the Infinity Division Championship, as well as many first time E-1 matches. One match of note is Global World Champion Tack Angel taking on former Infinity Division Champion Anwin. Sal and Jamie will also be starting their singles run in this tournament. Ness vs. Mach....Dougie that is, as the friendly rivalry between families continues. The main event will see Greed's Swift take on Little Mac's mortal enemy Maurice.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Hotlanta vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Generator vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Picky Minch vs. Jay Chung
2. E-1 Block A: Sal Paradise vs. Simon Stuart
3. E-1 Block B: Hashim Al-Singh vs. Perfect Man
4. E-1 Block A: Dynamic Dougie vs. Ness
5. E-1 Block B: Bolshoi vs. Kinniku Mike
6. E-1 Block A: w00t vs. Troy
7. E-1 Block B: Amigo vs. Jamie OD
8. E-1 Block A: Tack Angel vs. Anwin
9. E-1 Block B: Swift vs. Maurice

On X-perience, the night will kick off with a 6-Man Tag, as the new Greed Generation from TUE 5 will take on members of the Earthbound Brothers stable. Big matches include Swift taking on Amigo, Kinniku Mike taking on Maurice, and the main event of Sal Paradise and Ness. Ness is partially responsible for the singles run of Sal Paradise. Now he will try to prove to the EBW OG that he is not "half boiled".

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man Tag: Ninten/Poo/Lucas vs. Ra/Pretty Tony/Noah Jennings
2. E-1 Block B: Bolshoi vs. Hashim Al-Singh
3. E-1 Block A: Troy vs. Anwin
4. E-1 Block B: Amigo vs. Swift
5. E-1 Block A: w00t vs. Dynamic Dougie
6. E-1 Block B: Perfect Man vs. Jamie OD
7. E-1 Block A: Tack Angel vs. Simon Stuart
8. E-1 Block B: Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice
9: E-1 Block A: Sal Paradise vs. Ness

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Mike O: MIKE O HERE! IT'S TIME FOR GLORY! IT'S TIME FOR GUTS! IT'S TIME FOR THE E-1 CLIMAX! THE BIGGEST, MOST EXTREME TOURNAMENT IN THE SPORT! THIS GUY HERE THOUGH IS SITTING OUT AND WAITING FOR HIS SHOT AT THE GLOBAL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, AND A PIECE OF THE GLOWING ROCK! KYO, SPILL YOUR GUTZ!

KYO: ......

Nerma: Mike! Are you stupid?! Get away?! He's a psycho!

Hater: Nyah!

KYO: Are you the Angel? No....you couldn't be. I'm looking for the one that shines his light on EBW....I wish to show him despair. No tournament.....no title....means as much to me....as send an Angel to Hell.

Mike O: .....LET'S TAKE IT TO MO! MO!

Nerma: *sigh*



Tack Angel: .....Boombox Guy, could you do me a favor and turn that off.....I need to focus.

Boombox Guy:  :'(

Tack Angel: I feel like I'm going to have an ulcer....too much pressure. Maybe Trevor was right. Maybe I'm cracking under the pressure a bit. Still, I need to focus. I need to win the E-1 and I need to defend this Championship against KYO. It's a hefty goal, but I can do it.

Amy Taylor: Tack?

Tack Angel: Oh...uh...hi there...Amy.

Amy Taylor: Are you alright?

Tack Angel: I....I honestly don't know right now, but I'm going to wrestle none the less because that is my job.

Amy Taylor: Right, bringing dreams to the people.

Tack Angel: I don't know about all that anymore. That wasn't working too well for me. Right now, I just need to wrestle for the sake of wrestling. I have to go now. Good to see you again Amy.

Amy Taylor: ....Tack.

The E-1 Climax has begun! The hype has been huge, and the wait has been painful. Seriously, it feels like it's been a month since the Crash! pay per view, but it's only been a couple days! Weird huh? Anyways, the biggest tournament in wrestling was about to begin! The participants filled the ring as EBW President Trevor Mach made his way out to the stage with the coveted E-1 Trophy.



President Trevor Mach: BOOSH! HELLO EB-DUB FANS! It's time for fun! It's time for action! It's time for shenanigans! It's time for the E-1 Climax! Here it is peeps, the trophy you're all going to be battling for. I just brought it over from my house....left a big empty space in my trophy case. Just for the record, it does NOT have chocolate in the middle. I had to go to the dentist after that little debacle! HAHA! Now where was I? Oh yeah, the BIGGEST TOURNAMENT IN WRESTLING! The Machismo Era is all about doing it big and doing it right, so all of you give it your best. In the end, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Tack Angel: *sigh* I was waiting for the obligatory Highlander reference.

Ness: I'm surprised it took this long.

President Trevor Mach: Ladies and Gentlemen......Wrestlers in the ring.....LET THE E-1 CLIMAX BEGIN!

-The action got underway with an Infinity Division 6-Way to heat up the crowd before the tournament. Camilo Ortega appeared mugging with his newly won Infinity Division Championship as Hotlanta, Randy no Kachi, Generator, Mike Ishijima, Picky Minch, and Jay Chung all battled to see who would face Ortega first. Picky Minch was right at home mixing it up with Hotlanta and Generator once again, while Jay Chung played it safe in his first big match in EBW. Randy no Kachi's new ruthless streak nearly got him the win early in the match, after targeting the rookie Ishijima and attempting to choke him out, but Hotlanta made the save and dropped No Kachi with a Bellerophon Bomb. Late in the match the ring was cleared, as the high fliers spilled outside to do battle. Picky Minch dragged young Jay Chung back into the ring and landed a German Suplex Pin to get the 1-2-3! The pioneer of the former CXJ Division has found himself right back at the top of the rankings, as he will face Camilo Ortega in the near future.

-The tournament began with a rookie and man beginning his singles career, as Sal Paradise took on Simon Stuart. It was a slow and methodical match, with Simon trying to control the pace with basic hold and submissions. Once Sal got over his impulse to try and make a tag, he took over by changing up his game and adding high kicks and elbows to his offense. An Enzugiri lead to Sal picking up Simon Stuart for the Control Nekbreaker followed by the pin. Sal gained the first win of the E-1 and 2 points. The rookie Simon Stuart will have a tough fight ahead of him in this tournament.

-Perfect Man shocked the world by answering Hashim Al-Singh's Eagleland Championship challenge, and took the belt from him mere minutes after taking it from Amigo. Now the two foes once again locked horns in this E-1 Block B match. Hashim was angered and frustrated, and even with Greed coaching him on, he was still too unfocused and ate a Perfect Cannonball from Perfect Man and a pin. Perfect Man is on a roll in EBW, while the TUE 4 winner is beginning a spiral fall after winning gold.

-In a Ness vs. Mach battle, Ness was able to overcome the "Ginger Bastard" Dynamic Dougie. A couple close calls with the Dynamic DDT were not enough, and Ness managed to hit his Thunder Brainbuster and plant Dougie hard to get the pin and the win. Ness was in top form, and with 2 titles already, this could be the time Ness rises back up to top in EBW.

Bolshoi was the first of the Infinity Division representation to step in the ring for the E-1, and he has his work cut out for him, as his opponent would be #2 Ranked Kinniku Mike. Bolshoi survived an early onslaught of slams by the big man, and got in some offense after evading enough to wear Mike down. The battle damage from his clash with KYO was also showing. Bolshoi, who was dressed in a black costume for the tournament, took control and nearly managed to lift Mike for the Bolshoi Bomb, but Mike flipped him over and set him up for the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb before getting the win. Mike made it clear that he's not giving up on his championship quest.

-Troy and w00t were up next in the E-1, as the former Global World Champions put on a fast paced classic. w00t isn't called the Genius of EBW for nothing, as he had Troy's big moves scouted, and forced him to work outside of his norms. Late in the match w00t hit the WKO, but only got a 2-count. He picked up Troy for another one, but Troy picked him up for a back drop. With w00t down Troy went back to his standard Punt Kick and clocked w00t before rolling him up for the pin. Troy gets his 2 points. He'll be a tough fight for everyone in the tournament.

-It was not Jamie OD's turn to begin his singles run, and what better way to kick it off by facing the wrestling and submission master Amigo. Jamie wanted to keep it standing for striking purposes, but Amigo begged to differ and took it to the ground early. After some grappling, Jamie took over with strikes and nearly hit his Penalty Kick, but Amigo caught the leg and took control again, forcing him into an Rolling Olympic Hell Submission and forcing the hooligan to tap out. Not the best start for Jamie, but he looked confident and credible against Amigo, a dark horse favorite to win it all.

-The Global World Champion took to the ring next, in his first ever encounter with former Infinity Division Champion Anwin in Block A. The two shook hands, but Tack wasn't acting his normal self. The man who is mostly all smiles was very serious and focused. Anwin took him to the ground early with a dropkick to the knee, and went to work on the legs. Taking out the legs of the kick master was a good strategy for Anwin, as it slowed the champ down greatly. With Tack on the mat Anwin went high risk for a Static Shooting Star, but Tack rolled out of the way and Anwin hit the mat hard. Tack took over rather aggressively, and forced Anwin's face down to his knees many times before hitting a high kick that took him down. Anwin would not stay down until Tack hit a Fisherman's Suplex. He then went high risk, and landed the TaToBa Kick from the top rope before rolling Anwin up for the pin. A solid match from both competitor's. The Global World Champion scores 2 points.

-The main event saw the striker Maurice take on the brawler Swift. This was a tough and close encounter, with Maurice's longer reach keeping the monster Swift at bay. Little Mac was more then happy to get involved on the outside, which forced Amigo and Mike out to chase him off and keep it fair. In the end though Swift did manage to hit his POUNCE! on Maurice, and finished it up with the Blackhammer to get the win and the points.

A very exciting and impressive first day, with quick and exciting matches. The tournament is just getting started though, and the road to Zero Hour will paved with many big matches and surprises. Stay tuned!

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Picky Minch beat Hotlanta, Randy no Kachi, Generator, Mike Ishijima, and Jay Chung (8:04) with a German Suplex Pin on Chung.
2. E-1 Block A: Sal Paradise[2] beat Simon Stuart[0] (4:03) with a Control Nekbreaker.
3. E-1 Block B: Perfect Man[2] beat Hashim Al-Singh[0] (5:20) with a Perfect Cannonball.
4. E-1 Block A: Ness[2] beat Dynamic Dougie[0] (5:09) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
5. E-1 Block B: Kinniku Mike[2] beat Bolshoi[0] (8:52) with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.
6. E-1 Block A: Troy[2] beat w00t[0] (7:17) with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
7. E-1 Block B: Amigo[2] beat Jamie OD[0] (6:45) with a Rolling Olympic Hell Submission.
8. E-1 Block A: Tack Angel[2] beat Anwin[0] (9:05) with a TaToBa Kick.
9. E-1 Block B: Swift[2] beat Maurice[0] (11:03) with a Blackhammer.

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Tack Angel: *sigh* I wonder what Trev could want? I have to get ready for tonight's show.

Little Mac: The reason you're here pertains to us Tack.

Tack Angel: Mac.....Tracy....what do you mean?

Tracy: Isn't it obvious Tack?! You are a crazy man! You're out of control. I have no idea what kind of harm you will do to me!

Tack Angel: WHAT?! I would never hit you and you KNOW THAT!

Little Mac: That's what they all say Tack. See, Tracy realizes that you have no class. Greed though......is all about class. The only time we lay hands on a woman is in the bedroom. You're out of control behavior is scaring Tracy so much, that I demanded that the President order you to stay away. Face it Tack, as much as you want to hit me right now.....I'm untouchable. Haha!

Tack Angel: ....Yeah....we'll see about that.



Jamie OD: Oi! Sal, congratulations on winning your first E-1 match.

Sal Paradise: Thanks bro! You came pretty close yourself against Amigo.

Jamie OD: He was a tough customer, but one loss isn't going to keep the hooligan down. We may not be Lovekick anymore, but we still supply the kicks.

Sal Paradise: We still attract the chicks.

Jamie OD: And once one of us wins the E-1, we'll be in the Global World Mix.

Sal Paradise: Sounds good to me. Ya know, I've got some new tricks up my sleeve and-

Ness: That's good to hear Sal. You and Jamie both need to step it up in the tournament. As a team you were half boiled and predictable.

Jamie OD: Nice to see you too Ness. Wanna start smack about our mothers too? Cause I'm looking for a reason to belt you in the face with my Soccer ball.

Ness: Hey, I'm just trying to help you out here! Remember, I was a coach for your season of The Ultimate EBW.

Jamie OD: Yeah, and everyone remembers that as the best season for a reason!

Sal Paradise: The Trevor/M's hookup?

Jamie OD: What?! No! I'm talking about the Genesis of Lovekick!

Sal Paradise: Oh right!

Ness: That's just the thing. You're not Lovekick anymore. It's time to introduce the world to who you really are.

Sal Paradise: Fine, and I'll start things off. I'm Sal Paradise, a wrestling fan all my life, given the chance to fulfill my dreams. I'm Sal Paradise, the man that's going to beat you tonight in the E-1 Climax.

Ness: Heh....good luck.





The E-1 Climax is off and running! The action of the excitement of Night 1, got rave reviews, and that was just the beginning. In a night with 9 huge matches, we would see several epic match ups, including Kinniku Mike and Maurice in a clash of the SURGE Generation. Rivalries were heating up, and the quest to win it all had begun!

-The night kicked off with a 6-Man tag, with Tag Team Champion Ninten, and Tri-Force Champion Poo teaming with Lucas to battle the newest three members of Greed from TUE 5. The green rookies were still able to hold their own. Little Mac was noticeably absent, but that did not stop them from using dirty tricks, with Ra especially proficient at hiding his dirty deeds from the ref. They could not keep the Earthbound Brothers stable down though, and Pretty Tony started attacking with close fisted punches in the corner until the referee had to DQ them. After the loss they continued to brawl with their opponents on the outside and attacked with weapons. Ness and Jeff finally made their way down to back them up. Noah Jennings grabbed a mic once atop the stage.

Noah Jennings: If you don't know us yet, you will soon enough. We're the elite of the new Greed! I am the rich and powerful Noah Jennings! I do what I want when I want, because I've got more money then you. Ra is influential and knows just how to stir the pot. Pretty Tony has the class, sophistication, and the KO Punch to make him a very dangerous man. We're new here, but that doesn't mean we're going to be treated like rookies. We're going straight to the top, and that means capturing those Tri-Force Championships. Accept our challenge, or we'll make your live miserable!

-The first E-1 match of the night saw Infinity Division's Bolshoi taking on Hashim Al-Singh in Block B. Hashim was a frustrated man after his losses to Perfect Man. It didn't help that the current Eagleland Champion was sitting at ringside gloating either. Once again Little Mac was nowhere to be seen and Hashim tried to go it alone. Bolshoi's quickness and agility were too much, as he chopped the big man down, but not before Hashim leveled him to the mat as well. With both men down, it looked like Hashim was getting up first. Bolshoi suddenly sprang up to hit a Kip-Up Enzuigiri called the Payaso☆giri. He then rolled up Hashim for the win and 2 points! Infinity Division is on the board!

-The next match featured the other Infinity representation, as Anwin had the unfortunate task of taking on Troy. Troy had the size and the power, so Anwin's one hope was to be evasive and slippery. Troy caught in the corner however and mashed his elbows in hard before tossing him to the mat and hitting the Punt Kick before the pin. Another hard loss for Anwin, as he continues to be paired off with the top talent in the tournament.

-Back to Block B, as Amigo battled Swift in an instant classic. Amigo slowed the pace of the raging bull and forced him into grappling and avoiding submissions. Amigo was holding his own with the former Global World Champion, hitting his three German combo, but Swift stopped him on the third and turned it around to hit his own set of slams. Swift whipped Amigo into the corner and repeatedly POUNCED him till he was holding his ribs in agony. Swift lined up for one more POUNCE, but Amigo ducked it and caught Swift in a high elevation German that sent him to the outside the hard way. Surprisingly, Swift was shaking off such a hard impact, but he was not paying attention to the time as the referee hit the 10 and counted out Swift. Amigo won the upset and claimed 2 more points. After the match Swift was livid, and he POUNCED that referee. He looked for Little Mac, but once again he was gone.

We then went to the back for an interview segment with Infinity Division Champion Camilo Ortega and #1 Ranked Picky Minch.



Hater: Nyah! Hater here, with the Infinity Division Champion, and his upcoming opponent Picky Minch. Picky, how does it feel to be back in EBW, and back in title contention.

Picky Minch: It's like riding a bicycle. I've been doing this sort of thing since I was a little kid! Climbing back to the top should be a cinch. I've traveled around the indies, I've gained experience in places like P+P, and I'm just now hitting my prime. I look forward to-

Camilo Ortega: Hold it! First off, how DARE you not address the Champion first Hater! Secondly, why should I be afraid or intimidated by some punk who USED to be good. I mean, you were a big fish in a small pond. EBW has become an OCEAN, and I, the greatest Champion of all time, am the shark that devours the little fishes.

Picky Minch: Is that why it took you three times to beat Anwin for the title? You didn't even pin him if I recall!

Camilo Ortega: Quiet! You will not tarnish the beautiful legacy I am forging for myself with Greed. My stock continues to rise, while you......you were unemployed until a friend in a high place got you your job back. I am the best now, and you will soon be pouring my drinks at the snap of a-

Hater: Hold on! I'm just receiving important news. Something has happened in the EBW Parking Lot. Let's take it to the back! NYAH!



Nerma: It's a grizzly scene down here, as it appears someone has viciously attacked Little Mac! We're not sure who is responsible, but medics, the police, and President Trevor Mach are on the scene to get to the bottom of this. Let's take it back to the action in the ring.

-The E-1 continued with Dynamic Dougie taking on w00t in a quick match, that saw Dougie struggling against the expert w00t. A WKO was all that it took to drop Dougie and capture 2 points. w00t has rebounded from the first night, while Dougie continues to struggle.

-Back to the B Block, as Jamie OD battling Perfect Man in Block B. This was a tough, close encounter, with Jamie OD narrowly edging out Perfy by avoiding his Cannonball and landing the Penalty Kick to capture the win and his first 2 points.



-The next match was a shocker as Global World Champion Tack Angel appeared in the dark costume from Crash!, for his match with the rookie Simon Stuart. Stuart extended his hand to the champion, obviously looking forward to the opportunity to take on Tack, but the champ brushed his hand aside and floored him with a high kick. Tack dominated viciously, as he forced Simon into a corner and repeatedly blasted him with hard kicks. One particular kick knocked Simon Stuart out, and the ref ended the match via Stoppage. Tack got his points, but fans were curious as to why he put such a hurting on the green rookie, who was helped to the back by a puzzled EBW Vice President.

-Kinniku Mike and Maurice were up next in an instant classic for the SURGE Generation. These two know each other so well, that they had to bust out the big moves and change up the strategy. Maurice was hitting hard blow after hard blow and doing some damage, but he could not keep Mike down. Mike relied on slams to take Maurice off of his feet and finally hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb to the get the pin and the win. After the match the two shook hands in a show of respect. Mike is climbing in points, while Maurice's run is still stalled.

-The main event saw a spectacular clash between Sal Paradise and Ness. Sal and Ness shook hands and grappled in the center of the ring, with Sal taking control, locking Ness in a headlock, and flipping him to the mat. We were seeing a very different Sal Paradise, as the charismatic ladies man rounded out his game with a nice combination of ground skills and striking. Ness is still the EBW OG though, and soon enough powered out and took over, hitting a PK ROCKIN before going for an early pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Sal survived his first test and took the finisher. He jumped back to his feet to trade blows with Ness, and won out with a hard elbow that took Ness to the mat. Sal ran the ropes and hit an Enzugiri. before locking in the Paradise Lock. Ness struggled and reached the ropes just in time. He applauded Sal as they circled the ring, and the OG took Paradise more seriously. Late in the match, Ness looked to have Sal beaten, as he set him up for the Thunder Brainbuster, but Sal escaped and attempted his Control Nekbreaker. Ness also escaped, and the two traded blows until Sal shocked everyone with a kick, suplex, and Michinoku Driver II into Cross Armbreaker. The combo Sal later called the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori² x Jujigatame Submission was caught Ness off guard and forced him to quickly tap out! Sal Paradise submitted the first EBW Champion to score 2 more points in his E-1 run! The fans went crazy as a bloody Sal celebrated. Ness got to his feet and applauded as well. Both Sal and Jamie proved tonight that they were more then just "half boiled". They are contenders.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. 6-Man Tag: Ninten/Poo/Lucas beat Ra/Pretty Tony/Noah Jennings (5:04) via DQ.
2. E-1 Block B: Bolshoi[2] beat Hashim Al-Singh[0] (6:08) with the Payaso☆giri.
3. E-1 Block A: Troy[4] beat Anwin [0] (7:04) with the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
4. E-1 Block B: Amigo[4] beat Swift[2] (8:49) via Countout.
5. E-1 Block A: w00t[2] beat Dynamic Dougie[0] (5:50) with a WKO.
6. E-1 Block B: Jamie OD[2] beat Perfect Man[2] (8:34) with the Penalty Kick.
7. E-1 Block A: Tack Angel[4] beat Simon Stuart[0] (1:03) via Referee Stoppage.
8. E-1 Block B: Kinniku Mike[4] beat Maurice[0] (10:23) with the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.
9: E-1 Block A: Sal Paradise[4] beat Ness[2] (12:09) with a Kokoro Hiraite Kaori² x Jujigatame Submission. (Michinoku Driver II into Cross Armbreaker)

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E-1 UPDATE! EBW LIVE! REVEAL

The E-1 Climax has been a success so far, and the excitement is set to continue over the weekend during EBW LIVE! at the Twoson Fairgrounds. A match from Block A and Block B will take place, when Maurice and Hashim go head to head in a battle to get some points on the board. Simon Stuart will continue to get a crash course when he faces off with Ness. The show will be capped off by #1 Ranked KYO tangling with Subculture. The LIVE! show will also see the debut of the newly signed Chu Chu. Should make for an exciting night of fights.

EBW LIVE!
Twoson Fairgrounds

1. Infinity 3-Way: Blue Lighting vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Mike Ishijima
2. Infinity Singles: Generator vs. Randy no Kachi
3. Singles: Chu Chu(Debut) vs. Onisuiken
4. E-1 Block B: Maurice[0] vs. Hashim Al-Singh[0]
5. E-1 Block A: Simon Stuart[0] vs. Ness[2]
6. Singles: KYO vs. Subculture

Block A
----------
Tack Angel[4]
Sal Paradise[4]
w00t[2]
Dynamic Dougie[0]
Ness[2]
Troy[4]
Simon Stuart[0]
Anwin[0]

Block B
----------
Swift[2]
Jamie OD[2]
Bolshoi[2]
Hashim Al-Singh[0]
Perfect Man[2]
Kinniku Mike[4]
Amigo[4]
Maurice[2]

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EBW LIVE! E-1 Climax in Twoson!



EBW hit the town of Twoson for the EBW LIVE! show, which would include two E-1 Climax matches.

-The Fairgrounds were packed, as the show kicked off with Blue Lightning beating out Ultimo Tiger and Mike Ishijima in the battle of blues. Tiger was in control at the start, using the Tack Angel flow chart until BL knocked off his Tack doll and hit the Troller Coaster before getting the pin. Mike Ishijima continues to learn after winning TUE 5.

-Randy no Kachi made big leaps today in his clash with veteran Generator, but his brutal attitude lead him to low blowing his senior when things looked bad and getting himself DQ'd. Shadow's effect of RnK continues.

-Chu Chu made his debut in a big way, and dominated Onisuiken in surprising fashion. The grizzled Oni was not expecting the silent big man to switch gears so quickly, but in the end he found out not to underestimate the rookies, when he took a Vertical Drop Brainbuster and got pinned. An impressive debut for Chu Chu. Big things could be in store for this man.

-The first E-1 match of the night saw Maurice get his first 2 points when taking on Hashim. Hashim continues to be pestered and distracted by Eagleland Champion Perfect Man, and that lead to Maurice clocking Hashim with the KO Punch before the pin.

-The Block A match of the night saw Ness give Simon Stuart a quick lesson in the ring. Ness has years of experience on Stuart, and imparted his knowledge the hard way, finishing the rookies off with a PSI ROCKIN. Simon Stuart continues to struggle against the elite of EBW.

-In a brutal main event, Subculture made his debut as an EBW wrestler against the #1 Ranked KYO. KYO was slow and methodical, and didn't let Subbie get in much offense before going for the Hell Claw. The brutal submission always brings a guarantee of pain and blood, and with Subbie choking on his own blood he had no choice but to submit. The show ended with Global World Champion Tack Angel appearing to stare down his Zero Hour opponent KYO. These 2 will face off for the first time very soon....for 3 Stages of Hell.

EBW LIVE!
Twoson Fairgrounds

1. Infinity 3-Way: Blue Lighting beat Ultimo Tiger and Mike Ishijima (6:04) with a Troller Coaster on Ultimo Tiger.
2. Infinity Singles: Generator beat Randy no Kachi (8:38) via DQ.
3. Singles: Chu Chu(Debut) beat Onisuiken (5:52) with a Vertical Drop Brainbuster.
4. E-1 Block B: Maurice[2] beat Hashim Al-Singh[0] (9:05) with a KO Punch
5. E-1 Block A: Ness[4] beat Simon Stuart[0] (5:01) with a PSI ROCKIN.
6. Singles: KYO beat Subculture (8:59) with a Hell Claw Submission.

Block A
----------
Tack Angel[4]
Sal Paradise[4]
w00t[2]
Dynamic Dougie[0]
Ness[4]
Troy[4]
Simon Stuart[0]
Anwin[0]

Block B
----------
Swift[2]
Jamie OD[2]
Bolshoi[2]
Hashim Al-Singh[0]
Perfect Man[2]
Kinniku Mike[4]
Amigo[4]
Maurice[2]

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Perfect Man: Welcome everyone to P! True Perfy Story. I am your host, the Eagleland Champion, Perfect Man! That's right, the Perfect one has his own internet show, cause all the "Doods" out there demanded it. Yeah that's right, Perfect Man is calling you all my Doods now. Make sure it becomes a trending topic. So yeah, Perfy's move to EBW has been the best thing that could ever happen for EBW. They just got the best talent in the sport! If you all want to see the Perfy Push then you need to make sure you buy all of my Merch. Wait....Perfy doesn't have EBW Merch?! What's up Dood?





Perfect Man: This is EBW.



Perfect Man: This is the Spotlight.



Perfect Man: This is EBW NOT putting Perfect Man in the Spotlight. Any questions?



President Trevor Mach: Hey Perfy, I've got a question. You DO know you're the Eagleland Champion who happens to be in the E-1 Climax right? How is that not being in the spotlight?

Perfect Man: Uh....Perfect Man will get back to you on that one. Now it's time for the next segment. Ask Noah Jennings!



Noah Jennings: Little Billy Barty from Twoson asks "How can I make it in the wrestling business someday?" My answer to you is, don't even think about it. The roster is already crowded with bums who don't deserve to shine my shoes. You see this watch? Rolex! You see these shoes? More expensive then your education! I'm the best, I'm the elite. I am Noah Jennings, and the last thing I want to deal with is another pretender trying to steal what I got. So Billy Barty, make sure you find another career path, cause I've got the money to find out where you live, and let's just say I have no issues beating up a small child cause I'm Noah f***ing Jennings and I have money! #Jennings!

Biggs: Is he supposed to be in here?

Wedge: No.....I don't think so.

Biggs: Should we.....should we do something?

Wedge: You're right....I'll go get the tasers.



Perfect Man: That concludes Perfy's first show, but remember to tune in next time, buy the non existent Perfy Merch, give me a Thumbs up on Youtube, mention me on Myspace, tell your Mom about me, and Be a man, get a tan! Perfy is still working on that catchphrase....give me time.

EBW Challenge Series E-1 Style!

EBW.com was listening in on a meeting with President Trevor Mach, when the topic of the Challenge Series was brought up....



President Trevor Mach: Alright Amy, you're supposed to be my Ombudsman here, so lay it on me. Give it to me straight.....how am I doing as President?

Amy Taylor: Well sir you're doing great!

President Trevor Mach: That's what I thought see-

Amy Taylor: Except you've forgotten to push the Xciter Spotlight and Xpert Opinion segments on the shows.

President Trevor Mach: Well it's E-1 time and we don't have the time to-

Amy Taylor: And you forgot to work out a deal on the EBW Video Game License.

President Trevor Mach: Well that's not a big deal. I'm sure plenty of developers will still be willing to work with us and-

Amy Taylor: Just Capcom sir.

President Trevor Mach: .....Mother Fuc-

Amy Taylor: Then of course you forgot to continue the EBW Challenge Series.

President Trevor Mach: I DID NOT FORGET! It's just that....I....had a plan to....you know what....I forgot alright. But....we can fix this.

Amy Taylor: How sir?

Sal Paradise: Mr. President, can I talk to you for a minute?

President Trevor Mach: Why yes Sal, you certainly CAN volunteer for the EBW Challenge Series this week! You win all your E-1 matches this week, and you win the big cash prize!

Sal Paradise: Sweet! That's not what I was coming here for though. I wanted to let you know the newest episode of Control Neko Season 2 is up!

President Trevor Mach: OH HELL YEAH!

Amy Taylor: Control what?

First Lady Tali Mach: *sigh* Sal Paradise is not just a wrestler. He's also the animator of Trevor's favorite cartoon Control Neko.

Amy Taylor: Oh! I did not know that. I guess Mr. Mach needs to work on pushing the personalities of the wrestlers as well.

President Trevor Mach: ALRIGHT AMY I GOT IT! JEEZ! Anything else?!

Amy Taylor: Well....the problem with Tack Angel is-

President Trevor Mach: Hey, I have no idea where Tack has been going after work. No idea where his new house is yet. He hasn't told me, or anyone as far as I know. If you find him I will talk to him. Even better, YOU talk to him! You can discuss....."business".

Amy Taylor: I don't know what you mean sir.

President Trevor Mach: Yeah, of course you don't! Come on Tali, let's watch some Control Neko! BOOSH!

 

Camilo's Next Challenger: HOTLANTA! When: X-cite!

Camilo Ortega may have just bypassed his first challenger for the Infinity Division Championship, but he won't have long to rest of his laurels, as his next defense will be against Hotlanta, and the title match will take place on the very next X-cite. Camilo Ortega was less then pleased.



Camilo Ortega: HEY! What is this all about! I just defended my title!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Yes....yes you did.

Camilo Ortega: And now you and the President just expect me to defend the title AGAIN on X-cite?!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Yes....yes we do.

Camilo Ortega: How can you just stand there so calm when you are screwing over the biggest and the best on your whole roster! I am Camilo Ortega! Do you not understand that this is NOT how you treat someone of such class and sophistication?!

Vice President Ryan IQ: .....You're doing it anyway. Look, I don't really have time for this. I've been dealing with a lot of red tape behind the scenes, something has come up with Capcom, Simon Stuart is blaming me for all of his problems, and I still haven't managed to wash the smell of slime off of me. I have other problems to deal with. You are the Infinity Division Champion, and if you want to keep this new division going strong during the E-1 then that means you step it up and defend that title when needed. Maybe you can actually win by yourself this time!

Camilo Ortega: What is THAT supposed to mean?!

Hotlanta: Don't act like you don't know Camilo. We know all of your tricks. When I was the champion of the CXJ Division, I defended the title with honor and respect against the likes of Shadow, Picky Minch, and Generator. I didn't need the tricks.

Camilo Ortega: All of those names are beneath a person of my esteem and caliber. You are old news Hotlanta. I don't know who you are or where you come from, but where I come from, and in the business I was in before joining wrestling the has beens knew when to walk away. You want to be humiliated on live television? Fine. Allow me to be the one to show you that you're a step too slow, a day late, and a dollar short.

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. E-1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike[6] vs. Jamie OD[6]
2. E-1 Climax Block A: Anwin[2] vs. Simon Stuart[0]
3. E-1 Climax Block B: Amigo[6] vs. Maurice[2]
4. E-1 Climax Block A: Ness[6] vs. w00t[4]
5. E-1 Climax Block B: Perfect Man[4] vs. Bolshoi[2]
6. E-1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[7] vs. Dynamic Dougie[2]
7. E-1 Climax Block B: Swift[6] vs. Hashim Al-Singh[0]
8. E-1 Climax Block A (EBW Challenge Series): Troy[5] vs. Sal Paradise[8]
9. Infinity Division Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Hotlanta

Block A
----------
Tack Angel[7]
Sal Paradise[8]
w00t[4]
Dynamic Dougie[2]
Ness[6]
Troy[5]
Simon Stuart[0]
Anwin[2]

Block B
----------
Swift[6]
Jamie OD[6]
Bolshoi[2]
Hashim Al-Singh[0]
Perfect Man[4]
Kinniku Mike[6]
Amigo[6]
Maurice[2]

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Mia Lamina: Mia Lamina here, your hostess with the mostess, and this party is kicking off early! The Greed guys came nosing around the Parking Lot to attack Mike, Amigo, and Maurice, and that is when they got the drop and this brawl started! Even Eagleland Champion Perfect Man is getting into the mix! This is crazy, and a crazy start to X-cite is just how I like it! Wooooo!





X-cite kicked off with a brawl, but would end with yet another Infinity Division Championship match. Add the big E-1 matches that were to follow, and the fans were in for one hell of a Monday Nite X-cite! The points and close, but the wrestlers are getting tired. At this point it's going to come down to who wants it more? Who wants that E-1 win and the chance at the Global World Championship?



-In the opening match Kinniku Mike battled Jamie OD in a battle of slammer versus kicker. Jamie had to avoid the brute force of Mike, while Mike had to evade those vicious kicks. Jamie got in some solid offense after a sick headbutt knocked Mike off of his feet, but Mike regained control and a near fall with a painful release Dragon Suplex. Little Mac made his presence known to both men. Mike and Jamie both looked displeased, but Mac seemed to be in Jamie's corner. After attempting to get involved on his behalf Jamie left the ring to get in his face. Mike followed and both men showed solidarity as they chased off the Greed legend. Unfortunately they were out of the ring too long and both got counted out. A great match that saw both men get a point, but the ending tainted by Greed left a lot to be desired.

-Former Infinity Division Champion Anwin got his E-1 back on track with a solid win over Simon Stuart. The rookie is learning, but the constant top matches are wearing the kid down, and he was easily set up for the Static Superplex that knocked the cameras out until the 1-2-3 pin. Anwin now has 4 points. An impressive showing from Infinity Division.

-Maurice and Amigo would have to put friendship aside in the next match, as E-1 points were on the line. This was a solid match up of striker and grappler. These two had classic battles in the past, and the New Generation has always been able to deliver in the ring. Late in the match Little Mac came out to taunt both wrestlers, but mostly Maurice who has never been able to get his hands on him. Late in the match Mac tried to jump Maurice from behind, but Maurice turned in time to clock him hard. Amigo laughed, but took the opportunity to shoot in. Maurice took caught sight of this and clocked his friend with the KO Punch before getting the 1-2-3. Maurice won the match and earned the points. After the match Maurice tried to get another shot in on Mac, but he once again ran off. Maurice then helped Amigo to his feet. Amigo shrugged off the loss and the two laughed at his attempt to swoop in on opportunity.

-w00t and Ness were up next in a classic battle that hasn't been seen in years. These two used to feud over the Global World Championship, and traded it back and forth at one time. Now both men were looking to rise again. Ness was a tag champion with Ninten, but lost the Tri-Force belts to Greed. w00t was struggling in the mid card and looking for his ticket back to the top. Both men gave it 100%, but w00t was slightly faster on the trigger this day, hitting the WKO and rolling up Ness for the pin. Ness looked hurt during and after the match, as the effects of the E-1 are definitely starting to show.

-An odd pairing of two odd people came up next as Eagleland Champion Perfy squared off with Bolshoi. When they weren't attempting to put on a magic show in the ring these two put on a good effort. The crowd was laughing and entertained by the mix of shenanigans and wrestling. Things got serious later as they traded holds in an attempt to get the final move in. Perfy had missed a Cannonball, and looked a little roughed up from the brawl earlier in the night. This gave Bolshoi the momentum to hit his Moss Covered One Seated Unicycle and get the pin of the Eagleland Champion. A huge win for Bolshoi, as Infinity Division is turning over the slump and really starting to shine in the tournament.

-It was time for an anticipated battle, as Global World Champion Tack Angel took on Mach.....Dougie Mach. Dynamic Dougie brought that crazy Mach style against the champ and stepped up his game. KYO could be seen lurking around the ring, and that kicked in Tack's more aggressive side, as he wanted KYO to see he was capable and unafraid. Tack remained in firm control and won the match with an Angel Driver. After the match Tack held up his title and KYO backed away into the shadows.

-It would be Greed versus Greed in the last Block B match of the night. Swift was set to take on Hashim Al-Singh. Swift was back on track to score major points, while Hashim had been struggling the whole tournament thanks in part to Perfect Man. Perfy was not out there this night, but that hardly changed the outcome. Both men had a plan going into this one, with Hashim almost immediately taking the dive, allowing Swift to place his foot on his chest for the win. After the match Swift and Hashim were booed out of the ring and straight to the backstage area.....



Mia Lamina: Mia here in the Party Zone! Things are getting wild and-

Ra: Hey groovy chick let me handle this. I'm Ra one of the Tri-Force Champions as if you cats didn't already know that. Since I'm one of the few Greed members not picking up my teeth after that brawl at the beginning of this show, I'd like to speak for the group on this one. First off, that was a groovy performance by the main man Hashim. He played his part to the letter and he's going to be making big bucks from that performance.

Mia Lamina: Are you kidding?! He took a dive and that is ULTRA LAME-OOOOOO!

Swift: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! IF I FOUGHT THE MAN HE WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED! I'VE BEEN STRAIGHT UP BEASTIN' THIS ROSTER! HOW MANY MORE LIVES DO I HAVE TO TAKE HUH?! HOW MANY MORE LIVES!?

Ra: Could not have said it better myself. This big beast is showing me a thing or two about ruthless aggression. Aggression I could use in the bed room if you're interested Mia.

Mia Lamina: EW! Besides, aren't you married?!

Ra: We're swingers baby. If you're ever in the mood for a ride on the "swing" you let me know. Swift, great win you big hoss. Let's go pick up Noah and Tony from the hospital!

Mia Lamina: Sorry Ra, but nobody touches this bodacious body unless that man happens to be an "Angel". Let's take it back to that awesome action in the ring!



-The final Block A match of the night saw Sal Paradise take on his biggest opponent yet in his amazing run in the form of Alpha Beta Troy. Points were on the line, but so was the EBW Challenge Series. Sal had handled the pressure to this point, but the constant battles were taking their toll. Troy was much more rested, having very short and dominant matches to this point. Sal gave it his all and worked the extremities of the big man, but to no avail. Pain just fueled Troy as he plowed him into a corner and let the elbows fly. Sal managed to kick out of the Overdrive, but that gave Troy the time he needed to hit the Punt Kick and go for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! No, Sal wasn't done yet then either. Troy looked a little bewildered as Sal tried to get back up. Once more Punt Kick would keep him down though as he was quickly pinned, this time for the 1-2-3. Troy scored major points and ended the Challenge Series for Sal Paradise. This was the first loss for Sal and a tough one at that. Sal has just started finding his footing as his own man. Will this derail his run or inspire him to try harder?

-The main event of the night saw Camilo Ortega put the belt on the line for the second time in a few short days. This time the challenger was the legend Hotlanta. Camilo was much more elusive against Hot. The vet knew his stuff and had Camilo's dirty tricks well scouted. Camilo realized he would have to work for this one, and the two put on a very competitive match up. With no Greed to save him, Camilo had to rely on his skill and his wits. Hotlanta had the massive experience factor on his side, and he was able to easily counter most of Camilo's submission attempts. Late in the match Hotlanta's mask got a little flimsy. Camilo saw this as an opportunity and "accidentally" backed into the ref knocking her down. Hotlanta went in for an attack, but Camilo grabbed at his face and ripped the mask off. They both turned around to face each other and Camilo clocked Hotlanta with the mask hard. He then rolled Hot up with the ref regaining composure and counting the 1-2-3. Camilo pulled off more trickery to once again defend the belt. After the match Hotlanta tried to alert the ref to the dirty tactics, but to no avail. As Camilo celebrated, another challenger laid in wait, as Shadow brought his protege Randy no Kachi to the ring. Would RnK be the next contender to the throne? Camilo Ortega was developing a reputation as being a crafty champion. Could the streak continue, or will a new champion be crowned sooner rather than later?  

The E-1 Climax Continues....

EBW: X-cite on
Fourside Expo Center

1. E-1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike[7] vs. Jamie OD[7] (6:50) ended in a Double Countout.
2. E-1 Climax Block A: Anwin[4] beat Simon Stuart[0] (4:46) with a Static Superplex.
3. E-1 Climax Block B: Maurice[4] beat Amigo[6] (10:10) with a KO Punch.
4. E-1 Climax Block A: w00t[6] beat Ness[6] (7:09) with the WKO.
5. E-1 Climax Block B: Bolshoi[4] beat Perfect Man[4] (6:13) with a Moss Covered One Seated Unicycle.
6. E-1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[9] beat Dynamic Dougie[2] (5:54) with an Angel Driver.
7. E-1 Climax Block B: Swift[8] beat Hashim Al-Singh[0] (0:10) with a Pin.
8. E-1 Climax Block A (EBW Challenge Series): Troy[7] beat Sal Paradise[8] (5:41) with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
9. Infinity Division Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Hotlanta (12:18) with a Roll up Pin.

Block A
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Tack Angel[9]
Sal Paradise[8]
w00t[6]
Dynamic Dougie[2]
Ness[6]
Troy[7]
Simon Stuart[0]
Anwin[4]

Block B
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Swift[8]
Jamie OD[7]
Bolshoi[4]
Hashim Al-Singh[0]
Perfect Man[4]
Kinniku Mike[7]
Amigo[6]
Maurice[4]

-




Sal and Jamie prepare for Final E-1 Matches! Unexpected arrival!

EBW.com cameras were on hand for a training session between Sal Paradise and Jamie OD. The former tag team is still friends and working hard to help each other make it to the finals. Sal suffered his first E-1 loss on X-cite to Troy, while Jamie tied with Mike due to a count out. Both are very close to the top of their blocks and have proven themselves to be high quality singles stars. Could one of them make it to the end? The training was fairly standard until an unexpected arrival shifted the tone....



Jamie OD: Oi! Where you keep learning all these flippin new moves?

Sal Paradise: I rented an old VHS tape from the library! "Learn 1,005 Wrestling Moves including the Armbar".

Jamie OD: Ha! That sounds about right.

Moz: Well you guys never change.

Sal Paradise: Moz?

Jamie OD: Were the hell have you been?!

Moz: I got injured awhile back. I'm glad you two noticed!

Sal Paradise: Hey! We did notice, but we lost touch with ya after you moved to the heavies so how were we supposed to know?

Moz: I know, that's my bad, but I'm back now and I see you two are in the heavies as well. Doing pretty well in the E-1 from what I've seen.

Jamie OD: Of course we are.

Sal Paradise: Did you expect anything less?

Moz: Ha! That's what I like to hear.

Jamie OD: By the way, what's with the monkey suit?

Moz: Oh this? Well, I'm still not fully healed from my injuries, so President Mach just hired me on as a talent agent!

Sal Paradise: No kidding? Well, Moz is moving up in the world haha! Congratulations buddy!

Jamie OD: Yeah man, big congrats.

Moz: Thanks guys. Congratulations should go out to you though. You've shut a lot of people up and changed some minds. They all thought Lovekick was half boiled. They thought you were tag team for life. Now we know better. Well....I always did. I may have started out as a teen idol, but even then I had a feeling you guys would become breakout stars.

Sal Paradise: That's what I'm working on. It's all about winning that E-1 Climax now.

Moz: Well just remember to take your losses in stride and keep going. Jamie, you've been going toe to toe with some tough guys and hanging in there. Sal, you're just starting to blaze your own trail. You and Jamie came in together, so you both adopted a casanova type attitude, but I know there is something different about you. It's time for the real Sal Paradise to make his mark on EBW. I'll be rooting for both of you guys so don't let me down.

Jamie OD: Oh sure Moz, pile on more pressure why don't you?

Sal Paradise: More pressure fueling the fire. I'm too stubborn to disappoint. Let's get back to work.

Jamie OD: You got it.

ZERO HOUR build begins!

With the E-1 Climax winding down the build for Zero Hour will begin! Zero Hour is always one of the biggest shows of the year. It's basically the second Victory Explosion for a year, as the stakes are always high, and some big matches always change the layout of EBW. President Trevor Mach and his Administration held a Press Conference today, to officially begin the Zero Hour push, and to make the Tack Angel vs. KYO 3 Stages of Hell match official. KYO surprisingly showed up for the event, while Tack Angel appeared stressed and apprehensive. The crowd may have had something to do with that...



President Trevor Mach: BOOSH! That's right, it's Zero Hour time peeps! Haha! This is gonna be good and-

Amy Taylor: *cough cough* The script sir?

President Trevor Mach: Oh right! Zero Hour, it's a huge show for us. We're going to make a big push for it now that the E-1 is winding down. The finals of said tournament will be taking place on that show as well as the big main event that everyone is waiting to see. Tack Angel will make a defense of the Global World Championship against the dark lunatic demon KYO! It's going to be an epic showdown, as both of these men have experience in 3 Stages of Hell....with your truly of course. The battle where the demon finally faces the Angel he has been looking for.

KYO: This is not the Angel.

President Trevor Mach: Wait...what?

KYO: This is not the Angel. This is not the symbol of hope and light. This is but a shell. A worn down, burnt out.....shell.

Tack Angel: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!

President Trevor Mach: Oh come on Tack, you're not THAT oblivious! He's talking trash!

Tack Angel: I know that much, but if I'm not the "Angel" he's been looking for then who is?!

KYO: When I find it.....then you'll know.

Tack Angel: You know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap these days. I got the E-1 to worry about, I've got to focus on defending this title against you, and I apparently have an issue with a certain demographic! All things considered I think I'm taking that stress rather well. I don't intend on backing down from you, so whatever mind games you're playing right now can stop!

KYO: ......

Mia Lamina: That's right Tack! You tell him!

Jessica: GO TACK!

Mia Lamina: Excuse me, I'm the one cheering on Tack!

Jessica: I can cheer him on too ya know! He would rather have me supporting him anyways!

Mia Lamina: No no no! He wants this party girl in his corner!

Amy Taylor: ...Ugh....keep it down you two! ....You tell him Tack.

Tracy: Tack....

Tack Angel: GAH!

President Trevor Mach: Tack? Where ya going buddy? Tackers and Cheese? Tacker Jack? Animal Tackers? Tackle Box? Huh....well I guess this concludes the Press Conference for today. Let the push for Zero Hour begin! BOOSH!



President Trevor Mach: Ugh, this thing with Tack is worrying me. We need him in the right frame of mind for that Pay Per View. All eyes have been on him and that Global World Championship since this whole thing started with KYO and those ladies. If he doesn't get his head on straight I won't be able to allow him to compete.

Vice President Ryan IQ: I have to say, that's a very mature, well informed, and Presidential decision sir. Well done.

President Trevor Mach: That's right! If Tack can't compete that means I'LL get in there and fight KYO! HAHA!

First Lady Tali Mach: And there it is...

President Trevor Mach: In any case, to keep Tack sane we need to make sure that their are no more "problems" to deal with. That means no more ladies!

?: Heya Trev!

President Trevor Mach: EH?! Heather? What are you doing here?

Vice President Ryan IQ: Who is this? Shall I call the Red Shirts to show her the exit?

President Trevor Mach: No that won't be necessary Ry Ry. This is my cousin Heather Mach.

Moz: Another one? How many cousins you have Trev?

President Trevor Mach: Don't even get me started Moz. So Heather, what are you doing here?

Heather Mach: Well Trev, I was told that if I came up here I could finally get a chance to meet that Global World Champion Tack Angel. He is such my favorite wrestler and I-

President Trevor Mach: OH NO YOU DON'T! Heather, you get the F*CK out of here!

Heather Mach: Eh?

President Trevor Mach: Not gonna happen! Ry Ry, go ahead and call security!

Heather Mach: Hey! What the hell? Let go of me!

President Trevor Mach: See you at the next family reunion! Well, that was nice to see her.

Moz: So, what was that about?

President Trevor Mach: I have no idea. Someone was messing with me......Taaaaaaaliiiii?

First Lady Tali Mach: Yeah....it was me.

President Trevor Mach: WHY?!

First Lady Tali Mach: Thought it would be funny....and it was.....very funny.

President Trevor Mach: Yeah...I guess it was HAHA! You like messing with me don't you?

First Lady Tali Mach: Naturally.

President Trevor Mach: Well how about I "mess" with you.

First Lady Tali Mach: Hehe I dare you to try it.

Vice President Ryan IQ: OH GAWD! Enough of this lovey dovey crap! I'm out of here. Gonna refill the Danny Leung memorial water cooler or something.

Moz: .....um....Can I stay? No? Alright.



Amigo: Alright guys, the Greed group isn't messing around anymore. We need to stay together, watch each other's backs, and make sure that they don't get involved in our matches.

Maurice: I agree. Little Mac is getting desperate to make sure that none of us make it to the end.

Kinniku Mike: So all we have to do is guard the ring. That sounds simple enough.

Perfect Man: Perfy agrees! The Eagleland Champion is with you on this an- Tack? You alright?

Tack Angel: I'm.....not.....feeling.....so.....ugh!

Kinniku Mike: Man down!

Amigo: Perfy, call the hospital!

Maurice: Tack? Tack?

-




X-perience Card Announced!

E-1 Climax matches continue on X-perience, with big matches like Kinniku Mike versus Amigo and Tack Angel taking on w00t. Camilo Ortega is once again going to have to put up or shut up, as he has yet another title defense of the Infinity Division Championship. Randy no Kachi has earned his shot, and as an added attraction to this match, Hotlanta will be serving as the special referee to make sure that Camilo Ortega keeps to the rules.

EBW: X-perience on
Fourside Expo Center

1. E-1 Climax Block B: Swift[8] vs. Bolshoi[4]
2. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy[7] vs. Simon Stuart[0]
3. E-1 Climax Block B: Jamie OD[8] vs. Hashim Al-Singh[0]
4. E-1 Climax Block A: Ness[6] vs. Anwin[0]
5. E-1 Climax Block B: Perfect Man[4] vs. Maurice[4]
6. E-1 Climax Block A: Sal Paradise[8] vs. Dynamic Dougie[2]
7. E-1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike[8] vs. Amigo[7]
8. E-1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[9] vs. w00t[6]
9. Infinity Division Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Randy no Kachi Special Referee: Hotlanta


Block A
----------
Tack Angel[9]
Sal Paradise[8]
w00t[6]
Dynamic Dougie[2]
Ness[6]
Troy[7]
Simon Stuart[0]
Anwin[4]

Block B
----------
Swift[8]
Jamie OD[7]
Bolshoi[4]
Hashim Al-Singh[0]
Perfect Man[4]
Kinniku Mike[7]
Amigo[6]
Maurice[4]