Apple Kid: HERE IT COMES! THE HEAVEN DRIVER! WRIST CLUTCH! 1-2-3! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

Makoto Angel: YES! HE DID IT! I mean....oh come on, you knew I'd be happy for him!

Apple Kid: Unfortunately for the "Warrior of Light" his time as Triple Crown Champion has come to an end, and the "Constellation King" has taken the crown for himself. Here comes Lainey Strong to help Benjamin out of the ring. Tack is trying to stop her, so Benjamin can kneel, but she's slapping him!

Makoto Angel: Don't do that Lainey!

Larry Grim: Tack is just staring at her. An ice cold gaze, as he walks Benjamin to the back. You wouldn't have seen this look or attitude from Tack just a few months ago, but a man driven to the breaking point, can become a different kind of person entirely.

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Tack Angel: You can have your rematch at the poorly named Dark Hero Days, and if you win, you get this back. You'll even have this beautiful and ornate new title belt. However, WHEN you lose, you're lady friend Lainey Strong, will have to pledge herself as a servant to me.

Lainey Strong: I'm Accepting your wager on behalf of Benjamin.

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Benjamin: I don't bow to mad Kings. Last time, we had a battle, but I'm ready for war.

Tack Angel: Dark Hero Days requires escalation. I don't trust that you won't pull a trick to try and steal these titles from me, so you can save the "purity" of Mayor Strong's daughter. That's why our match will be a Lumberjack Match.

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Trevor Mach: I might actually need a hand with War Games now.

Derek Mach: Consider it done.

Trevor Mach: Just like that?

Derek Mach: Just like that.

Trevor Mach: Why the generosity?

Derek Mach: ....You fought in a ring of fire to save my son. My son Trevor. You saved him.

Trevor Mach: Of course....we're family.

Derek Mach: Right. We're family. You and me kid. It's just like old times.

Trevor Mach: .....





Apple Kid: Welcome home EBW! We're in Renegade Arena for Dark Hero Days! That's right the second ENN+ show in a month! You have Chaz Hardcastle to thank for tha....all the extra content and action. It's worth it folks. High stakes tonight!

Makoto Angel: That's right, the Triple Crown is on the line, when my husband and King defends against former champ Benjamin in a Lumberjack Match. Dan Club and the War Kings will be on the outside. They won't be done though, as the main event will see....

Larry Grim: War Games! Blood 4 Blood and the War Kings will battle for the World Team Championship Rings. If the War Kings defend, they'll call the shots on Trevor Mach's next defense of the Challenge Championship. Is Ilya looking for a rematch? I'm sure he'd just have to ask.

Makoto Angel: We also know the Women's World Tag Team Championships will be on the line tonight. The James Sisters lost them, and then we lost Jessica James. Who is going to step up to take on the Valkyries?

Apple Kid: The most curious match, will see Bashin Dan travel to VBW. They're doing a show LIVE tonight too, and during a simulcast, we'll see Dan challenge Razorblade once again for the VBW Championship. Dan has been suffering from the post VE curse that seems to follow him, but he's planned out a new deck, and he's going in with confidence. The Dangerous Player is always ready to grow and learn, and I think the taste of violence he had with Razor was all he needed for a bloody war. We'll see tonight. Truly it is Dark Hero Days in EBW, and it's time for the action. That's the ring, and we're going there!

Makoto Angel: That last line needs work.

Larry Grim: I see where you were going.

Apple Kid: How about...and awaaaaaay we goooo!

Makoto Angel: Better!

Larry Grim: Well done.

EBW: Dark Hero Days
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN+

1. EBW Triple Crown World Championship Lumberjack [Lainey Strong at Stake]:

Tack Angel(c) beat Benjamin via Clutch Winged Angel -> Pin -> Title Defense!

-The opening match saw the Triple Crown World Championship on the line, as the War Kings and Dan Club surrounded the ring in their Lumberjack capacity. Lainey Strong sat at ringside as her boyfriend Benjamin came down to a huge ovation, ready to defend the honor of his love and reclaim the top prize in the sport. He held his sword, the legendary Masamune aloft and shouted to the heavens, as feather began to rain from the sky.




Tack came out with Neptune and Uranus backing him, as the wives sans Makoto all bowed to the sides of a blue carpet. Tack held aloft his scythe as the wives carried the Triple Crown to the ring for him. He stepped into the ring, and in a cool moment he clashed his scythe with Benjamin's Masamune. The two struggled for several minutes as sparks flew from their weapons. The bell rang and the fans fired up. A quick flurry of blows saw Benjamin fall out of the ring, and immediate get the boots put to him by the War Kings. Jammer and Vape quickly tried to make the save, but with Dan in VBW, they didn't quite have the numbers, so Lainey got out of her chair to assist in a crowd pleasing moment. Benjamin rolled back in and hit a Spear on Tack, and tried to set him up for the Excalibur, but ate a hard kick to head instead. An early Angel Driver lead to a 1-Count, though Tack didn't CLUTCH the WRIST. As the action ramped up, the match looked to surpass their original encounter, but the enthusiasm of the War Kings to get involved wasn't doing them any favors with the crowd, who were firmly behind the Warrior of Light. The story seemed to be the War Kings just overwhelming the stalwart former Champion, and throwing him back into the ring to "bow" at the feet of the King, but Benji remained defiant, bringing that action that has given a large contingent of fans the perception that he's the best in the ring today. However, late in the match, as Jammer and Vape were fighting off the War Kings in a spill outside, Ilya Fedorovich got a little handsy with Lainey Strong and tried to plant a kiss on her. An enraged Benjamin turned to see it. Tack tried to use the moment to land a vicious head kick, but Benjamin caught it and blocked. He lifted Tack for the Masamune, as the crowd went wild. Benjamin knew Lainey could handle herself, and indeed she did, as she slapped Ilya across the face and hit a Spinebuster to the floor. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack managed to narrowly avoid the pin from the Masamune, but came back strong. He landed his signature kicks to get some breathing room and a series of Suplexes, before finally CLUTCHING the WRIST for the Angel Driver. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack was astonished as Benjamin's heart refused to give up. Tack lifted him for the WRIST CLUTCH Heaven Driver, but Benjamin escaped and hit a Spear. 1-2-KICKOUT! Benji went to the 2nd turnbuckle for the Excalibur, but Tack dodged it and hit a kick. He finally had enough, as the King of Crystal Heaven lifted Benjamin for the Clutch Winged Angel. Tack was all but certain in his victory, but somehow Benji got a foot on the ropes. The fans hopes were dashed as Ilya pushed the foot off before the ref could see. 1-2-3. Tack Angel remains Triple Crown World Champion.

Apple Kid: And Tack Angel retains! War Kings really made the difference on this one. I think Benji could have done more against the King if not for them, but Tack Angel, master strategist as it turns out, made this more than difficult for the former champ.

Larry Grim: Benjamin got his foot on the ropes after the Clutch Winged Angel. He actually did that. We all saw it. The ref didn't of course, because of course. It's wrestling. We saw it though. It happened. The former Champion of the World gave it everything here. Not enough strength to kick out, but enough to get that foot on the ropes, which is more than anyone has been able to do so far. You have to think Bashin Dan wishes he were here for this one. The numbers game was too much. I mean, did Dan Club even get anything good on Tack?

Makoto Angel: He did his best to stay in the ring. He knew what he was doing. I'm proud of you Tacky, but we all know what this means right? This means that Lainey Strong is officially a retainer of my family.

Apple Kid: How do you feel about that?

Makoto Angel: I...uh...it's complicated.

Larry Grim: Indeed it is. Benji looks distraught as Lainey is being told to stay at ringside by Tack, as Jammer and Vape try to get him to the back. Folks, we'll be seeing Jammer a little later on, and after that, we'll have Bashin Dan LIVE from VBW, as he challenges Razorblade for the VBW Championship one more time. The One Man War has been making a mockery of EBW, and especially trying to get under the skin of Dan Club. He's got Dan's full attention on this one. You won't want to miss it...I mean you already paid for it....most likely. I see you Stan Wildabee from Onett....I see you.

Apple Kid: What a way to start the night, but it is indeed just the start. We have War Games in our Main Event, and perhaps Blood 4 Blood aren't as happy as Trevor is that Derek Mach is joining up to sub for Subbie.



Trevor Mach: Guys? You've been standing there silently for a few minutes now. I mean, it's better than smiling and looking up and to the right until you know the camera is on you, but still, you might...want to say something? Chime in? Get to the poin-

Mav Valentine: What is there to say but.....Derek Mach. I mean come on man.

Derek Mach: Not surprised by the reaction, but what choice do you have?

Picky Minch: We have a lot of choices here. Going without you seems like a safer bet.

Trevor Mach: I need you to trust me on this. I think everyone in this parking lot, homeless man sleeping over there excluded, can attest to having that bloodlust overwhelm us on more than one occasion. Right now, we're thinking clear bros. The objective is clear. We beat the hell out of the War Kings, and if they won't clear Subster, then Derek is the guy for the job.

Mav Valentine: I never fought you personally Derek, but I know of you. I've seen the footage, and I know your handiwork all too well. You look out at the night sky, and you can see your handiwork. That being said, Trevor is right. We've all had our moments where he lose it. This job, and the pursuit of the hunt, does things to us. It drives us to our limits. We find our what we're really made of. With that experience, I've learned you can come back from the ledge, so why not you? I'm willing to give it a shot, but do not screw us over, or I'll make you regret it.

Derek Mach: Understood.

Picky Minch: *sigh* It is what it is.

Derek Mach: ...I think the question is, do you accept this choice?

Subculture: Huh? Me? Like I have a choice here partna! They put me on the shelf, juuuust long enough to not be able to be in War Games, and yet, they think I can work Xperience later this week! It sucks! I'm angry, but they won't clear me! So yeah, you do you man! You fight for us, but you give it everything you've got! We're trusting Trevor, and Trevor is trusting you! It's all on the line! Don't forget that partna!

Derek Mach: ...You're certainly....different.

Subculture: I'm angry and I got feelings! What can I say!

Derek Mach: Well alright then. I guess we're good to go.

Trevor Mach: Hey Derek, these guys are brothers. We're all the same. We go to war together tonight, and we're counting on you.

Derek Mach: I'll do what I have to do. You don't have to worry. We may both be crazy, but one things that bonds us is the importance of family, and the changes our children made to us. It'll be different this time.

Trevor Mach: Then what are we waiting for?

2. Singles: Rains beat Danny Leung via Rainsmaker -> Pin
-The next match saw Rains take on Danny Leung, in a grudge match that's been building on ENN+, and surely you know all about it. Rains has aligned with Bad News Barry, and has been running through his old stablemates. This match would be no different. Though Danny Leung has learned through The Shark Order to love himself again and to win, he was not able to overcome the flurry of Superman Punches and the Rainsmaker to end the match in a quick pinfall.

Apple Kid: I'd say Rains is on fire, but that really doesn't make any sense does it?

Larry Grim: He calls him the "Eye of the Storm" for a reason, and tonight shows he's ready to break out of the lower card. He's actually winning. A meme joke no more. I'd say he's even got the fans on his side a little. Oh wait, he's about to speak. Let's listen.

Rains: You probably wonder why I am taking out all my old "friends". People think it's just because they were holding me back, but that's not true. The truth of the matter is....the Mushroom Head virus is still very real, and you people are all selfish for standing close together and trying to have fun. I got the mysterious and nebulous vaccine immediately, but these guys....they didn't, and that put them on my hit list. The "Eye of the Storm" says you all need to get the shot, wear a hat, two if you can, and stand far apart. Don't get close to anyone ever again, and do exactly what the Government wants. You can trust them. They always know what's best. That's a pro tip from the Big Driz!

Apple Kid: ....Well he HAD some of the fans....right until the cringe. "Eye of the Cringe".



Jammer: Alright, so things didn't work out for Benjamin guys, BUT, if we go out there and make this a fun and memorable entrance and get that win, I know it'll lift spirits for the Dan Club. So basically, just do your coffin dance, and when you get to the ring, a hoop will pop out of the coffin, and I'll make a sick jump shot, and HOPEFULLY.....hopefully....I'll sink it. So let's just-

Jenny James: Hey Slam Jam, can I talk to you?

Jammer: Huh? Of course.

Jenny James: Thanks. I...don't ask you for much do I?

Jammer: You don't really ask. You just kind of grab me by the shorts and drag me off when you-

Jenny James: I get it, I've got an abrasive personality.

Jammer: I didn't mean it like that. It's just who you are. Nothing wrong with that.

Jenny James: You don't think there is anything wrong with me?

Jammer: I think you're awesome.

Jenny James: I think my sister disagrees. I think that's why she left.

Jammer: She made a mistake. You guys were an amazing team. It's her loss.

Jenny James: I need to do something tonight, and no matter what happens, I don't want you to stop me or try to get involved. Stay away from the ring. Can you do that for me?

Jammer: What do you-

Jenny James: I need you to trust me and promise. I've never needed a white knight in my life, and I'm not going to start now.

Jammer: It's not being a white knight to worry about someone you love.

Jenny James: You...you love me?

Jammer: ...Did I say that out loud? Uh...ah...uh....I mean...I do but...

Jenny James: Please Jammer. Promise me.

Jammer: ....I promise.

Jenny James: Thanks. Oh and Jammer?

Jammer: Yeah?

Jenny James: I'm....pretty fond of you too.

Jammer: .....Pretty fond of me. That's...so much better than "get away from me you creep, you're subpar at basketball." I'll take it! Come on coffin dudes!




3. EBW Television #1 Contender 4-Way: Kinniku Mike beat Firebrand X[x], Jammer, and Big Shark via Muscle Buster -> Pin
-The next match was a fun and flashy clash of styles, as four of the best fought for the next shot at the EBW Television Championship. Big Shark was a dark horse favorite after his big matches in the previous week, but a ferocious Firebrand X sought to keep him out of the ring at all costs. Fighting a desperate, uphill battle, to claim the momentum he'd been looking for, but it cost him, as Jammer hit a Sling Blade on him, only to get floored by the even more in shape Kinniku Mike, who picked up X for the Muscle Buster and pinned him for the win.

Apple Kid: An exciting match, with Mike scoring the win. It looked like Jammer almost had it, but just like that jump shot, it was botched. Kinniku Mike will face Subculture on Xperience for the Television Championship!

4. Women's Singles: Gold beat Erica via Golden Exploder -> Pin
-Prior to this match, it was shown backstage that the Skulls & Bones were beating down on Erica, while other members of the Women's Division stood by and watched from a distance. As the S&B walked away, Erica spit blood on the ground, picked herself up, and limped to the ring. Despite everything Erica had done in the past, even that moment seemed to stir some guilt in the roster, but they let her take her lumps. Gold showed some solidarity with Erica as she limped to the ring to compete, but she didn't pull any punches. The injured Erica was unable to hit the Air Raid Crash, and fell to the Golden Exploder for the 1-2-3.

Makoto Angel: Erica was just battered twice, but she's still refusing help, and trying to hold her head high. I think maybe the gals need to get with the program here, because even if you can't trust her, she does seem to stand against the Skulls & Bones, and that's good enough for me. Also, the Skulls & Bones have STILL not had a single match yet. They truly are just here to dismantle the division. *sigh*

Backstage

Tack Angel and the War Kings were celebrating backstage, as they headed to Tack's locker room, where the wives were waiting with champagne. Lainey Strong was being towed behind Tack.

Tack Angel: Come on Lainey, you can join in on the celebration.

Lainey Strong: What do I have to celebrate about?

Tack Angel: How about the fact that Benjamin gets to live to fight another day, hopefully having been taught a lesson in humilty.

Lainey Strong: It took you and all of the War Kings to steal that win from him.

Tack Angel: I don't steal. He knew the rules going in. I never said it would be easy. It was difficult on purpose. I rose the stakes to protect him and you. I can't help it that you agreed for him. This is really all your fault.

Lainey Strong: ...I did this to myself? Maybe, but I'll keep my end of the bargain. I won't back out, even if it makes me sick.

Tack Angel: How honorable, of course, you really don't have a choice. A deal is a deal as they say. I'll try not to make it too difficult on you, but I will be continuing this lesson, for your sake and his.

Lainey Strong: *turns to Amy* Are you really OK with all of this? You like seeing your husband doing what he's doing?

Amy Angel: My husband is a provider, a hero, and a martyr. He's sick of the attitudes and the treatment of his family. We've been embarrassed and denegrated for a long time. If you don't like this, and others don't like this, maybe they shouldn't have started it. That's all I can say.

Tack Angel: Amy, if you want me to release her, I'll do it right now. All you have to do is say so.

Amy Angel: ....Not a chance.

Tack Angel: See? We're on the same page.

Lainey Strong: On the same page with them, and the War Kings. The guys that blew you up twice. Hazen, how do you serve at the feet of a man you've beaten?

Hazen: Beaten? Like you just said, we've blown him up twice, and here he stands, a proud leader of his nation. We are Kings of War, but he is a King during war, and peace, and strife, and every other situation, and he too knows what it is like to be mocked for not towing the Eagleland line. No, I may have won the matches, but I did not beat this man. He is a true King, and we are kindred soldiers, fighting a war of ideology. We-

Suddenly, Blood 4 Blood and Derek Mach appeared around the corner, and tried to rush at the War Kings.

Trevor Mach: Are absolute dick heads! You feel proud of yourself Tack?! You got another trophy. Good for you!

Tack Angel: Careful Trevor. Don't you dare get too close. You know what happens!

Trevor Mach: That stupid restraining order. You're a coward!

Tack Angel: I'm smart. You obviously still haven't learned your lesson.

Trevor Mach: You think this a lesson you're teaching? Benji's a good kid, and a damn good wrestler. He put his foot on the ropes, but Ilya knocked it off!

Ilya Fedorovich: I have no recollection of these events.

Trevor Mach: Right. Of course you don't. Don't celebrate too hard assholes, cause we're going to war tonight.

Hazen: We are always prepared to decimate our enemies. You have stepped into our world, and it will cost you a world of pain.

Trevor Mach: You know Tack.....never mind. Just nevermind.

Tack Angel: No. I want to hear this. Everyone clear out. Trevor, you keep your distance, but say what you've got to say. I'm dying to hear it.

Trevor Mach: Sanctum.

Tack Angel: What about it.

Trevor Mach: I had another one recently. I relived the same day over and over. You want to know something? There were days when I was armed, and I knew where you were, and I thought to myself, "I could take him out today and he'd just be back tomorrow. He wouldn't know, and I'd feel a little better." I never did. I thought back to when this whole Sanctum stuff started. I was there for you. I helped you. You were my best friend.

Tack Angel: You held me back in that Sanctum. You forced your way in and caused problems, just like you always did. If you had your shot, you should've taken it, because you won't ever get it again. I'm so tired of your bantz. You're trying to play a boy scout right now, and it doesn't suit you. You're not the nice guy you're presenting yourself to be. I used to think and hope you were, but you're not. You're a monster, a bully, and a joke. Look who is standing with you. Derek Mach. During your Sanctum, I saw who you truly were, especially when you were aligned with that psycho. He made me kill a man. I didn't want to. I never wanted to, but he made me. I'll never forgive you for that Derek. Trevor, I don't care how you feel about what I'm doing with Benjamin and Lainey. I don't care if you don't like my new alliance with the War Kings. I care that you learn your lesson one day, and kneel in forgiveness. One day, I just want you to admit you are wrong, and all of this is your fault, just like it's the fault of everyone who has ever slighted me, when I just tried to get by. I'll do whatever it takes to make you learn that lesson. However, you're not the only one who needs to be taught. A King's work is never done. I'm going to my dressing room now. Do not follow, or you WILL lose your children.

Trevor Mach: You son of a bitch.

Subculture: If it makes you feel better, I get to go home and grope his daughter tonight.

Trevor Mach: ....It does help a little.

5. Tag: Fray Tiburon/Javier Leos[o] beat Ishihiro Tomo/Yvgeny[x] via Leos Dive -> Pin
-In tag action the A-Men took on Team Sazh in an escalation of their ENN+ feud I'm sure you're very well aware of. Tomo has been the best man on the team, an absolute killer, so Leos instead focused on Yvgeny, and hit the Leos Dive on him after Tiburon landed the Brainbusted and a TOPE SUICIDA on Tomo to score the victory.

6. EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships: Ines(c)/Ennea(c)[o] beat Jenny James[x] via Gandiva Bomb -> Pin -> Title Defense!
-In a shocking move Jenny James came out alone to challenge Ines and Ennea for the Women's World Tag Team Championships. She wanted to prove herself it seemed, and put up the best fight she could against the dominate Valkyrie team. Jammer was seen in the back, struggling not to come out, as the two ladies eventually began to wear down and work over the former champ. Ennea finished her off with a Gandiva Bomb to score the title defense.

Makoto Angel: Jenny James put on a brave performance here, but they were just too much for her. It's hard to say where she goes from here, as the James Sisters were stalwarts of the division. Right now, the titles seem to be secure with the Valkyries and that means my family technically. They're friends of my new sister wife, so that counts doesn't it? It's hard to keep track! Still, I'm proud of Jenny for trying hard.

Apple Kid: We now go LIVE to VBW, for the VBW Championship bout! Bashin Dan in the heart of enemy territory with battle Razorblade for the most extreme prize!

7. VBW Championship Live from VBW:

Bashin Dan beat Razorblade<VBW>(c) via Top Rope Brave Clash through table -> Pin -> NEW VBW Champion!

-In VBW, Bashin Dan got a chorus of boos, as he entered from the crowd, with most of them throwing garbage at him. Razorblade soaked up the adoration of the crowd, even though he had made it clear he was in this for himself and not them or VBW. Bizarro world comment inserted here whatever. Dan and Razor were quick to take to the weapons, and it seemed Dan was learning more and more how to fight the ruthless style of extreme. Light tubes and pizza cutters were in play, as Razor sliced up Dan. That move was brought to you by Saturn Pizza. Dan's heart seemed to change the flow of the match, and he won over the crowd as he showed them respect by fighting their kind of fight. He escaped an Exploder attempt from the top rope, and hit a Brave Clash through a table to get the 1-2-3 on the "One Man War". Bashin Dan won the VBW Championship in the heart of VBW.

Larry Grim: HE DID IT! Bashin Dan is VBW Champion! The "Dangerous Player" lived up to his moniker, and broke the Victory Explosion curse! He's now the VBW Champion, though he looks a little regretful for all the damage he inflicted on Razorblade. He's even trying to help him up, but Razor smacked away his hand. Dan's a pure boy. I'm not supposed to devulge too many details, but he's got a real pure soul. He's totes going to Heaven. I'm just saying.

Apple Kid: Y-you can tell that sort of thing?

Larry Grim: ...Uh...no?

Apple Kid: I'm going to need to know Larry!

Larry Grim: But aren't you a scientist? You don't believe in that stu-

Apple Kid: I'm sitting next to the literal Grim Reaper. A true scientist also says "the only thing I know, is that I know nothing."

Rains: Don't listen to him! Trust the science, wear the hat, and get the shot!

Apple Kid: Ah!

Larry Grim: Moving on. Folks, it's time for the main event, and what a main event it's going to be. Blood 4 Blood and the War Kings will face off in War Games. You all know that the War Kings won the coin toss. You just know that already. If I hadn't said it, you would have assumed it. That's literally just what happens. But, enough about that. We have no time to waste. Dark Hero Days is going out with a bang. It's WAR GAMES!




Trevor Mach: War Games is a great way to settle things. Throw us in a double cage, and watch us go into a frenzy. Blood 4 Blood knows all about that. We know how to fight. We know how to kick ass. We know how to survive.

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Hazen: The War Kings have been nothing but dominant since coming to Eagleland. You still think they can beat us? You haven't been paying attention. We're a better breed of athlete, and we will show you that tonight. These rings stay with the War Kings.

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Mav Valentine: I want nothing more to beat a little humility into these pricks. They come here and claim to be the best, but they're not the best until they beat the best, and I'm still standing. Bring it on.

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Ilya Fedorovich: They want war. They will get war. I have been embarrassed, and I will not forget. I will not forgive. I will restore my honor.

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Picky Minch: We live to fight. We love conflict. We're here to make a statement, that the War Kings can't just roll over everyone. They're not the best. You're looking at the best. You got to have that confidence, and we do.

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Golvoth: ......

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Derek Mach: My cousin needed me, so here I am. I'll do what I have to do. I have no personal heat with these War Kings, but that doesn't mean they won't feel my wrath. I might have a clear head, but inside the ring, I can still be a monster.

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Radzi Schrieffer: Prepare for pain. Prepare for agony. Prepare for suffering. The War Kings WILL make Blood 4 Blood surrender.

8. War Games [World Team Championships vs. Challenge Championship Stipulation]:

Hazen(c)/Ilya Fedorovich(c)/Radzi Schrieffer(c)/Golvoth(c) beat Trevor Mach/Mav Valentine/Derek Mach[x]/Picky Minch via Surrender

-Main event time as Blood 4 Blood engaged the War Kings in War Games. A huge cage surrounded two rings, and the wrestlers would come out in intervals. The War Kings won the coin toss giving them the advantage. Derek Mach actually started for Blood 4 Blood, and had to fight off the World Tag Team Champions before Picky Minch came out to even it up. Ilya was next, before Mav came out. Finally, Hazen and Trevor came out. That apparently ends War Games, and then it becomes the "Match Beyond", so like, beyond War Games? A bloody mess of anarchy, and action packed, as they showed not only brutality, but athelticism. Late in the match, Hazen had Picky Minch trapped in an ankle lock, looking to break the ankle. Trevor went to break it up, but suddenly Tack stood just outside of the cage, too close to Hazen for Trevor to break it up. Picky fought in agony, determined not to surrender. Trevor went berserk, screaming at Tack to back away, but before anything could be done Derek Mach suddenly threw in the towel. He surrendered, giving the War Kings the victory and defense of the World Team Championship Rings.

Apple Kid: What the hell!? Tack knew Trevor couldn't get close to break it up, and Mav and Derek were blocked off too! Not fair, but it is what it is, and the War Kings have won the War Games. They defended the Rings, and now they call the shots on Trevor's next defense of the Challenge Championship! Will they tighten their grip on the titles of EBW?

Makoto Angel: Tack is trying to teach Trevor a lesson. I don't always have to like it or agree with it, but I do respect it.

Apple Kid: You do?

Makoto Angel: You just have to understand where he's coming from.

Apple Kid: He doesn't make it easy. Here comes Subculture, trying to get to Tack, but security is keeping them apart.

Makoto Angel: Oh Subbie no. Please don't!

Larry Grim: Anarchy ending the show folks. The War Kings stand tall, but what happens next? We'll see you next time!

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Twoson Elementary Gym

VBW
Twoson Elementary Gym, Twoson
Channel 2

1. VBW Tag Team Championship: Mr. Scary/Zombie Ripper[o] beat Trevor Mach(c)<EBW>/Subculture(c)<EBW>[x] via Chokeslam -> Pin -> NEW VBW Tag Team Champions!

Joe Chiles: There you have it folks! The extreme main event sees the VBW Tag Team Championships brought back home, thanks to a little help from a returning Ripper, in zombie form! Did you see that coming?! You have to give props to Blood 4 Blood though. Subculture was coming in hurt, and wasn't even cleared for EBW, but he was cleared for us, because we take anyone in any shape, see again, Zombie Ripper! Of course a special thanks? to Radzi Scrieffer, who attacked Subculture, from out of the crowd. He threw him back into the ring and right into the waiting Chokeslam of Zombie Ripper. Our Horror Icons reclaim the belts, and EBW's invaders are leaving Blood 4 Blood Bloody. Goodnight!

1 Day Earlier

St. Saturn's Cathedral

A bandaged up Trevor Mach entered the Church, and lit a few candles by the entrance, giving the sign of the cross before walking further in, supposedly in search of Fray Tiburon, instead, he found someone he wasn't expecting in the front row.

Trevor Mach: Derek? Well I'll be a son a-

Derek Mach: Careful. Remember where we are.

Trevor Mach: Right. I know where I'm at. Do you know where you're at?

Derek Mach: I do. I saw you come in here a lot looking for answers. Thought I'd give it a try.

Trevor Mach: Well don't mind me, I'll just sit here and let you do your thing.

Derek Mach: Is this what you do? You sit in here and stare at Jesus for hours?

Trevor Mach: Uh...I think mostly...pray a little...I nap too, but don't tell anyone.

Derek Mach: Right.

Trevor Mach: Something on your mind?

Derek Mach: A lot of things. You think doing the right thing, when it goes against your nature takes more of an effort than just being good and that being the default?

Trevor Mach: I think we both know it does. It takes a lot of effort. We're fighting our nature. We're fighting our impulses. People who just naturally default to doing the right thing, they don't understand.

Derek Mach: Maybe. Maybe it's not that simple. You're dealing with the problem right now actually. Tack Angel feels he is right, and doing "right by default", that he doesn't even realize that what he thinks is right isn't so right anymore.

Trevor Mach: It's right in his head. He won't be told otherwise. Stubborn jacka-...fella. Stubborn fella. Is that why you're here? That whole mess with Tack, throwing a cog into our War Games?

Derek Mach: No. It's....

Trevor Mach: Void?

Derek Mach: Void. He taps into impulses. It's dangerous. Far too dangerous. I think I feel guilt. Guilt that he's back. Guilt that I never warned anyone he COULD come back, because I wasn't truly ever Void. I was just carrying on an idea. I don't like guilt.

Trevor Mach: Welcome to Catholicism cousin.

Derek Mach: Heh.

Trevor Mach: So why did you do it?

Derek Mach: What?

Trevor Mach: Surrender in the War Games. Why did you do it?

Derek Mach: It was strategy. Your friend was about to get hurt permanently. Tack wanted you to surrender, and as long as he stood there, you couldn't do anything. This way, I took the loss. Blood 4 Blood didn't technically lose. I lost. I can live with that. I was just....doing you a favor I guess.

Trevor Mach: Well...thanks then. I was caught in a tough situation. I was going to do it. I was going to surrender.

Derek Mach: Allies can be a dangerous commodity in war.

Fray Tiburon: But, they can also be your greatest asset.

Trevor Mach: There's the Padre!

Fray Tiburon: I'm not a "Padre", but hello Trevor. I was wondering if I needed to be alarmed, when I saw two Machs in the Church. Especially one that gives us a few extra Lunar Eclipses every year.

Derek Mach: ....No need to be alarmed.

Fray Tiburon: Good. You're very welcome in the House of God then. No lost causes in the eyes of the Father.

Derek Mach: I see why you come here now Trevor. This guy's a comedian. You know what I've done?

Fray Tiburon: It honestly matters not. But like I was saying, allies can be a strength too.

Derek Mach: Having people you care about is the most dangerous thing you can do in this line of work. That's why Trevor and I refuse to speak out loud the name of my son. We don't talk about his features. We don't describe him. It keeps him safe.

Fray Tiburon: But, he's also the source of your strength. He gives you clarity.

Derek Mach: ...I guess so.

Fray Tiburon: Many times you were seen as the greatest villain the sport had ever seen, and one time, you put the whole planet at risk. Now, you are here. That's powerful, what your son does to you. Cherish that. I speak of myself as an ally too. Javier and I have moved on from our feud with Team Sazh. That is over. We need to focus on something more dangerous now. Void.

Derek Mach: He is dangerous. Of that, we are of the same mind.

Fray Tiburon: We will watch over EBW with you, if that is your mission here.

Derek Mach: That's part of it. Also, I'm here to correct a more personal mistake, and fix this, this friendship with my cousin. The one I was able to count on, when times were good and when times weren't so good. When the rest of the family were split here and there...it was always us, partners in crime. I've got your back.

Trevor Mach: Well good because, I'm tired, absolutely tired of losing to these War Kings fu....fundamentally flawed individuals, and I want pay back.

Derek Mach: Then let's hit the beach.

ENN+ Xcite Preshow

Lily Belle Hopper: *hop hop* Lily Belle here, and no it's not an illusion, your favorite bouncy bunny is here on the beach of Mariner Reef. Do you like if I pose like this? How about this? Tee hee! You silly boys. This is the Preshow to Xcite, exclusive to ENN+! You don't have it, you can't watch, and have no idea I'm saying this, because you're not watching! Still, it's a good reason to have it right? We're here for those matches you're used to, but we also have some progressive patting on the back to do with the introduction of an old EBW star you might remember. He's not quite the same as he used to be.

Chaz Hardcastle: He's not the same. He's better! He's stunning! He's brave! He's....ANWIN!



Chaz Hardcastle: What did you think he was a woman now or something? That's ridiculous! We're....still working on finding one of those, but no, we've got Anwin here, who died of the Mushroom Head virus, when he walked straight into oncoming traffic! Luckily, he had Zombie Resurrection on his Life Insurance Policy, so a quick bite on his deathbed brought him right back! However, he has decided that he is going to "identify" as living. So he's NOT a Zombie. Forget everything I just said. Forget what he looks like, and ignore his very nature and genetic make up. This man is a man cause he says so, and his words are worth more than evidence ever could be.

Not Zombie Anwin: ...Gurrrr.....

Lily Belle Hopper: Those words?

Chaz Hardcastle: Exactly. EBW wants to make it clear that we are inclusive, and welcome anyone from any background, even if it damages and diminishes us in the process! We want celebrities to say nice things to us on Twitter, and you should too. You don't want to get cancelled do you? I didn't think so. Tonight, Anwin WILL be in action against Chad Salad! That's a bonus match I'm adding to ENN+, just don't tell Swift. He can thank me later. Some people think you shouldn't put a Zombie in a match with the living. They say it's trouble, like a tranny reading to kids at a library, but I see this following the same logical conclusion, plus he's NOT a Zombie, and that tranny at the library is woman! Don't get cancelled now! Agree with it! Trust the science! Also wear the hats, and get the shot or whatever. ENN Cares! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got other things to do. Enjoy the show.

Lily Belle Hopper: Well there you have it. Let's-

?: HOLD ON! *hop hop*

Lily Belle Hopper: Oh...it's you.

?: Oh, it's me? You knew I was supposed to debut here! You trying to avoid me? Trying to ignore me? EBW can have more than one attractive bunny type woman you know!

Lily Belle Hopper: But does it NEED it is the question. I say no, because we're splitting the simps with a rabbit fe-I mean welcome aboard! This is Esther! She's....a friend....I guess....who is adding to the growing Women's Division!

Esther: You want EBW to beat MCW? You just got a lucky rabbit's foot right here!

Lily Belle Hopper: What was that kick? You slapped your thigh? Why would you do that?

Esther: Huh? Oh, I'm not faking it or anything, it's physical reaction to mastering the Rabbit Kick!

Lily Belle Hopper: .....Yeah alright.

EBW: Xcite Preshow
Mariner Reef Beach, Mariner Reef
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0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Picky Minch beat Bruman Urbank[Debut] via Hagen Suplex x Ankle Lock -> Submission
-In his debut, Bruman was completely overwhelmed when having to wrestle for real. He tried calling spots and a time out, but ate the mat with a Hagen, and was tapped out quickly with an Ankle Lock.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Gold beat Lainey Strong via Golden Exploder
-Lainey Strong was distracted by having to wrestle in a maid costume, and having the Valkyries on the outside trying to "coach" her to fight properly. Gold snapped her up with a Golden Exploder for the pin.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Not Zombie Anwin beat Chad Salad via Roll Up -> Pin
-Anwin actually wrestled very well against Chad, until a nose bleed saw him almost take a bite out of him. Chad fell back in fear and got "rolled up" into a pin.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Big Shark beat Aron Vayne via Big Boot x Big Shark Slam -> Pin
-Aron Vayne's growth hit another road block as the very popular Big Shark managed to make him eat the boot and take the Big Shark Slam for the pin. Like always he placed Baby Shark on his shoulders in celebration.



Lily Belle Hopper: *hop hop* Well look at the time! The Preshow is just about over! I was going to try and get a word with Chad Salad before we leave though. I wanted to get his thoughts on wrestling Anwin, who is not a Zombie! He ran this way with Robert Sandwich and Misogynist Paul. I think Anwin was following them actually, maybe to congratulate Chad on a good effort? I mean Anwin was a former World Champion. Anyone remember that? I mean I don't. I'm reading it off a cue card. Now the card says don't look behind me. What? Why wouldn't I look behi-OH MY GOD HE ATE THEM!?!?! F*bleep* THIS! I'M OUT OF HERE!

Backstage

Tack Angel arrived to the beach with several new faces around him, partying and lavishing his praises.

Tack Angel: That's right. I know. Life of the party right? Well, the King has to get back to work, but don't let me stop you from celebrating my accomplishments. After all, I deserve it don't I? Haha! Call me later Julian and Trisha. I might have something for you. My kind of people right there. They understand me, and they know how to take a knee.

Sailor Uranus: Sir, here she comes.

Tack Angel: Oh perfect.

Lainey Strong walked up, with Duvalie, Ines, and Ennea behind her.

Tack Angel: Hello Lainey.

Lainey Strong: *sigh* Hello King Tack.

Tack Angel: You mean "Hello MY King?"

Lainey Strong: ...No.

Tack Angel: Lainey. You have to learn to follow the rules. You work for me now. I didn't ask for this, and made it sound undesirable, but you just had to agree for Benji. Be a good girl and take your medicine.

Lainey Strong: I am. I'm here aren't I?

Duvalie Angel: I will continue to teach her my husband. Soon, she'll learn to be a warrior maid like us.

Lainey Strong: I'd rather not. I'd REALLY rather not.

Tack Angel: Well...not your decision I'm afraid. Now, I want you to do something for me.

Lainey Strong: *sigh* What can I do for you King Tack?

Tack Angel: ....Get on your knees.

Lainey Strong: Wh-wh-what?

Tack Angel: You heard me. Get on your knees.

Lainey Strong: I-wait...what? I don't...I can't...I mean here?

Tack Angel: Obey me Lainey. That's the rules remember? On your knees.
 
Lainey Strong: *gulp* Fine.

Lainey got on her knees and looked down. She suddenly felt a hand on top of her head, urging her to look up.

Lainey Strong: I don't want to d-

Tack Angel: You don't even know how to kneel properly. What are you doing down there? Wait...did you think...HA...HAHAHA! Oh wow, here let me help you up. You thought I wanted THAT from you?

Lainey Strong: Well I-

Tack Angel: You see? That's the problem. People like to make assumptions about me. I HATE that. I would NEVER force you to do that to me. I have wives that do that willingly. You're not a sexual conquest. You're just an example of what happens when you make a good man mad. Duvalie, show her how to properly kneel. I'm going to watch the first match closely. I suspect someone is going to want to have a word with me. I'm in real high demand these days.





Apple Kid: Welcome to Xcite! It's a Post War Games Xcite here at Mariner Reef! We're back on the beach to continue the Summer Series! It was quite an exciting night of fights at Dark Hero Days, with some unexpected outcomes to be sure! The War Kings won the War Games, and the Constellation King Tack Angel retained the EBW Triple Crown World Championship! So much more to talk about tonight, but did you see that ENN+ thing? I loved the Bruman Show, but seeing him crying about his first loss was a little disheartening. I mean, it's technically your first match ever man. These things happen. I tried to help him up, but he said he didn't know if I was real or not. What did he mean by this? Also, I think the Heat Parade died. I think that actually happened. We going to talk about that? No? They're up? Oh good. They're just...not...breathing? Ooooh. So catering isn't going to be crowded anymore is what you're saying? Folks, we have a big show tonight, with the Mach cousins teaming up, in a Fenrir reunion of sorts, as they take on Radzi and Golvoth of the War Kings for the World Tag Team Championships. Blood 4 Blood lost the VBW Tag straps thanks to Radzi, and I think he's writing checks his ass can't cash if you know what I mean. Don't swat a the bee hive essentially. We're also going to see the newest generation of EBW Women's Wrestlers tonight, fighting it out in two different matches. ENN's hired talent in one match, and the contestants of TUE competing with their coaches. That's right Hope Mach and Christina Angel are here tonight, and I'm told they are on the look out in the back for Skulls & Bones. They want to present a united front against these saboteurs. We're going to be starting off hot though, as former Triple Crown World Champion Benjamin is in action against Rains who-

Rains: Is not only right here, but notices that YOU are not wearing a hat!

Apple Kid: You're observant sir.

Rains: Did you get the shot?

Apple Kid: I need to know more about it fir-

Rains: ANTI-SCIENCE! ANTI-VAXXER! TRUST THE SCIENCE!

Apple Kid: I'm sorry, do you know who you're talking to? I know more about science then you do about condensation you prick! The fundamental pillar of true science is knowing that you know nothing.

Bad News Barry: We're in a post free thinking world. Just do what people tell you to! You people are the reason that Rains hasn't become the global phenomenon he's supposed to be yet! WEAR A HAT!

Rains: REEEEEE!!!

Apple Kid: *sigh* That guy was on a roll...an actual roll...and then he started with this crap.

Good News Gary: You think he saw me?

Apple Kid: Gary? I didn't even see you!

Good News Gary: I-I was sleeping under the table. How did Rains look? Did he say anything about me?

Apple Kid: ...

EBW: Xcite "Summer Series"
Mariner Reef Beach, Mariner Reef
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1. Singles: Benjamin beat Rains via Spear -> Pin
-A very quick match, in that it was less than 10 seconds. Benji hit the Spear immediately, and pinned Rains for the super fast 1-2-3.

Apple Kid: Now THAT is how you get it done! We love seeing Benji work, but man, that was sweet too.

Good News Gary: Rains NO!

Benjamin: TACK ANGEL! GET OUT HERE NOW! We need to talk.

As if knowing he was about to be called, Tack quickly appeared on the stage, as feathers rained from the ceiling. He was joined by his wives, guards, and Lainey Strong, but entered the ring on his own. He gave Benjamin $100.

Benjamin: What? What is this for?

Tack Angel: Well I'm a decent and generous man. If I'm going to live in your head, it can't be rent free. What kind of King would that make me?

Benjamin: You need to let Lainey go NOW!

Tack Angel: I do? I don't recall giving that edict. I am the one that gives them remember? I'm the King, and you're the Knight that really should have learned by now.

Benjamin: Learned what? That you can't beat me fairly? Not that last time anyways.

Tack Angel: I didn't do anything to break the rules. It was Lumberjack Match. I can't help that my men got a little "unruly". It comes with the territory.

Benjamin: Ilya put his hands on her. He tried to kiss her!

Tack Angel: You know what. I sympathize. It's not nice to see someone you love being manhandled by someone you despise. I don't care for it at all. However, I will remind you "Benji", that this is all your fault. It's your fault, and it's her fault, and you just can't handle accepting responsibility.

Benjamin: I lost! I get it! You're the Triple Crown World Champion. That doesn't mean you can-

Tack Angel: No. I CAN! That's the point. I always COULD. I tried to be nice, but we've been over this time and time again. What is good stopped being popular, and I'm here as a reminder and a teacher, not just your King. This is your teachable moment Benjamin.

Benjamin: What more do you want? Haven't you made your point? I don't want a rematch, not yet anyways. I have another opponent in mind. You have the power like you said. You COULD show benevolence and release her from the contract.

Tack Angel: Yes, I can. I have the power. Now you're getting it. I am more than capable of being the benevolent King, but what matters is that you, and these people earn my benevolence. You want Lainey out of her contract? I have an order for you....Knight. Kneel before your King.

Benjamin: That's what this is all ab-

Tack Angel: I didn't say talk. I didn't say question it. I didn't say oppose me in any way, shape, or form. I said kneel, plain and simple. The Knight kneels before his King, like I've always said.

Benjamin: That's what you want? That's what this is all about?

Tack Angel: Always has been, and again, I didn't say talk. You want Lainey out of my servitude? Kneel.

Benjamin: I didn't kneel before because of ego. I don't have that kind of ego. I was grateful for my spot. I worked hard to get those titles, and my time in the spotlight has been nothing short of glorious to me. However, I was never above doing what needed to be done to help someone. If all I have to do is kneel, then I will kneel. If I-

Lainey Strong: DON'T DO IT!

Duvalie Angel: Shhhh! We don't speak out of turn. That is impolite.

Lainey Strong: Don't kneel! It's what he wants! Don't give it to him! I'm fine Benjamin. Really, I'm fine. I'm begging you not to do this! Please, this is my choice, my consequence. I need you to respect me and decisions. Please.

Benjamin: ....Lainey...you've never need a white knight...and I don't want to be that to you. I just want to be something more. Something much more. I....I love you.

Lainey Strong: *sniff* I-I love you too Benji...but please...it's going to be OK.

Tack Angel: I love love very much, but at the same time maybe she loves working for me more?

Benjamin: YOU! YOU'RE....you....you're not the good man you think you are. Not even close.

Tack Angel: I'm a good man pushed into doing what he has to do. Say whatever you want. Do whatever you want. You can't change my convictions Benjamin. If you won't kneel then she stays with me. Also, no more chances for the Triple Crown. Sorry, but I've been having lovely chats with someone lately, and in those chats I've been reminded that I made a promise to come back around to someone. That time is now. But hey....that was a really great win Benji.

Benjamin: GRRRR! GAAAAH!

Benjamin tried to tackle Tack, but he rolled out of the ring and stood behind Lainey.

Tack Angel: Something you're going to have to really really learn here. I'm destined for this. You can't beat me. Trevor can't touch me. Tali had to run away because she was too scared of hearing the truth! I'm just getting started. We're going to have order around here. For once, we're going to have order. I could never get it when I was Boss. I couldn't get it as Sheriff, but I'll damn sure have it as the Constellation King. Now clear the ring, my wife is competing next, and I want a clear ring for my WIFE hehe...Lady M's




The crowd booed as "Lady M's" appeared, dressed very much like her sister. As the announcer said the name "Lady M's", chants of "fake" rang around the beach. She did the M's mannerisms with a smirk as she jumped into the ring, waiting for the 5 debuts that would face her in a retaliatory shot against the emerging MCW.

2. Women's 6-Way: "Lady M's" beat Sister Justice[Debut], Korra[Debut], Hilda Iceheart[Debut], Amiga[Debut], and Esther[Debut][x] via Bloody Bomber -> Pin
-Fast paced action, with new faces joining EBW's Women's Division, looking to repair and rebuild it, with the pious Sister Justice making a low key entrance, but being surprisingly brutal in the ring, with a mean streak when the bell rang. Korra was competitive, and agile, keeping a smile on her face as she fought her peers for dominance. Iceheart and Amiga were the standouts of the new gals, as they dominated whenever they stood in the center of the ring. If it wasn't stiff icy shots from Hilda, it was devastating slams and takedowns from the newer, better because it's a woman this time, Amiga. Esther was the wildcard, appearing suddenly, and confusing the other combatants, but nearly won it with a splash off the top onto Sister Justice. The relative veteran of "Lady M's" would ultimately take the win, after a flurry of elbows to Esther lead to the Bloody Bomber and the pin.

Apple Kid: Wow! Those women are-

Chaz Hardcastle: They're hot right?! Hot and athletic. Talented! Powerful! That's what the people want. They want the real deal to go with the sex appeal. We'll have it all here. We'll have "the agenda" present too, with Amiga, and other variants soon to come. I think it's a great idea to have another Lady M's too. Why not? We own the copyrights! I-I have to go. A lot of work to attend to. Things are heating up Apple. Keep em hyped!

Apple Kid: Well that's really all to say isn't it? They gave us all a lot to think about tonight!

Backstage...so somewhere down the beach

Jammer was looking for Vape, as he ran up grinning from ear to ear.

Jammer: I don't think I've ever seen you run that fast! Don't do it again! You're flop sweating everywhere, and the gyrating dick fat was a bit much.

Vape: I can't help it! I just an exciting new endorsement deal!

Jammer: Another one?

Vape: Yeah! Lukie Yoga has evolved into a full blown aerobics program, and they want to use ME as the spokeman!

Jammer: You? No offense bro....but look at you.

Vape: Well this is the before, but by doing the routine, and wearing the products, I'm going to lose weight, feel great, see my junk again, and make a boat load of money.

Jammer: That's ridiculous.

Vape: They also want to pay you a lot to endorse it too!

Jammer: I'm absolutely in. What do I have to sign?

Vape: Just wear....THIS!

Jammer: ....That?

Vape: Yeah.

Jammer: It's....a leotard.

Vape: With "Lukie Aerobics" on the front. All we have to do is wear it once. After that, you can just use the wristbands and sweatbands and stuff.

Jammer: Still...that's a big ask.

Vape: Look! Mine fits!

Jammer: What the hell?! How did you change so fast?! It fits?! I mean...it's straining....to hold you back....and you didn't put on the cup *gags* but sure, I guess it fits. Can I really do this?

Vape: This AND the routine.

Jammer: I do love money, but I think I have pride? Right? Do I have pride anymore, or has that been crushed after my heelish actions forever tainted my soul? Maybe I'm over thinking it? I-

Jenny James: Jammer, I have a proposition to make.

Jammer: Hmmm?

Jammer and Vape turned to see Jenny James, out of her biker gear, dressed up, with make up and jewelry on.

Jammer: W-w-w-WOWIE!

Jenny James: New look. *blush* I'm not used to skirts.

Vape: Better let me check to make sure it's on ri-OW!

Jammer: Knock it off! Jenny, you look amazing.

Jenny James: I thought I'd try something new. The old Jenny James died in that ring against the Valkyries, and you kept your promise and let me go through with it. So I have a proposition for you. You wear that, go out there and really just let go and have fun, then win or lose we can *whispers in Jammer's ear*

Jammer: REALLY?! Hell yes! Give me the tights and the cup!

Vape: What did she say? Come on, you can tell me!

Jammer: She said we could.....go on a date, and have a nice dinner together.

Vape: What?! That's kind of lame.

Jammer: And I LOVE it. It means she's serious. Heh. Wow. Let's go Vape! We can't keep the masses waiting!




Jammer and Vape came out to bright flashy lights and uplifting synth music, as they were joined by several other men and women in leotards. They stood on the stage and did a ridiculous aerobic dance number. Jammer and Vape were both hardly able to keep up the group, and some of them had to hold up Vape several times as he nearly collapsed from the routine. Him not wearing a cup was also very distracting, and the Lakitus tried to ignore his grundle area. Eventually they made their way close to the ring, where The Shark Order were totally into the routine and tried following along. Takumi looked down to notice that though Shiryu had his arms folded and his eyes closed, his foot was tapping to the music.

3. 4-Team Tag: Jammer[o]/Vape beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x], Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu, and Javier Leos/Fray Tiburon via Chaos Dunk -> Pin
-A frantic, all out match, that saw the four teams attempting to climb the ranks in the Tag Division. Inui and Shiryu were the odds on favorites, stemming from their massive success in Edo, but the result actually came down to a winded Vape falling onto most of the combatants in one corner, and Jammer used the moment to unseal the forbidden Chaos Dunk onto LG Rod for the 1-2-3! Afterwards, a tidal wave was recorded off the coast. The power of the Chaos Dunk.

Apple Kid: Wow! Vape and Jammer with the win! I'm shocked by that, but now I'm suddenly more shocked, as here come Bashin Dan to congratulate them! Here comes the war hero folks! He traveled behind enemy lines and beat them where they live! What's he here for.

Bashin Dan: Guys, I want to congratulate you, and I don't want to take up too much time, but I had to come out and see the people, and soak up this energy. I'm so excited to be back, and with this, the VBW Championship. I wanted to thank you guys for sticking by me, as I fought to climb up again, but I promise to never give up, and I'm proud of you guys for doing the same. The three of us and Benjamin, we're unstoppable when we stick together! I love you guys!

Jammer: He seems happy. That's good. Less pity card games. Congrats my friend.

Vape: I have to get out of this ring and drink some iced tea and lemonade like right now or I'm going to throw up until I die.

Bashin Dan: What? Where are you- Well, again, I just wanted to come out and celebrate with all of you. I brought this back for all of you too. Razorblade was disrespecting us, and disrespecting you, and I hope he learned a valuable lesson. Just don't be a bully. You're a great competitor and I loved the thrill of the fight. I look forward to a rematch, but I'm told he's gone in seclusion, so I'm just hoping that someone out there will step up, and duel me, both...in the ring...and at the card table. I haven't played Battle Spirits in wee-




?: ♫ Yeah! Alright! Let's crank this up! If-a-if if if you try to duel me, it's gonna' make me stronger! I need you to play a card now, 'cuz I can't wait much longer!
My deck's like totally gonna' beat ya! You may think your harder! But just wait for when I make my next move. My Winged Kuriboh's coming at ya! Get your game on! Get your game on! ♫ Yo! Cut the music!

Bashin Dan: A new challenger approaches! Who do we have here?



?: The name's Jaden Yuki mother*bleep*er, and I'm absolutely flawless!

Bashin Dan: Whoa! You...you're a brash one. I'll give you that.

Jaden Yuki: Listen man, I don't think you understand just what you're up against here. You asked for an opponent, and instead you get your replacement buddy boy! I can throw down a card and throw down on the mat better than you ever could!

Bashin Dan: Is that right? I take it you ALSO play the greatest card game ever made?

Jaden Yuki: You're damn right! I'm the champ when it comes to THE top card game....Duel Monsters!

Bashin Dan: Wh-what?! Duel what now?

Jaden Yuki: Duel Monsters bitch! I'm hyped about it! I feel another song coming! ♫ Y'all gonna make me get my game on, up in here, up in here! Y'all gonna make me throw a face down, up in here, up in here! ♫

Bashin Dan: Wait wait wait....Battle Spirits is the top game around here!

Jaden Yuki: Not anymore! I'm the new model Dan! Bigger, better, flashier, with a MUCH! BETTER! CARD! GAME!

Bashin Dan: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Jaden Yuki: Oh! I struck a nerve?! Ha! Dan lost his composure people. You saw it here first! Imma bounce, I got to lay down some cards and some girls if you catch the meaning. Peace!

Bashin Dan: Wha....what?!

4. TUE 6-Woman Tag: Christina Angel/Moira Lees/Darkness Aoi[o] beat Hope Mach/Wendy Mustang/Chrissy Angel[x] via Torture Rack Bomb -> Pin
-The next match saw Christina Angel lead her TUE team Moira Less and Darkness Aoi, against Hope Mach, Wendy Mustang, and her own sister? Chrissy Angel. A very interesting match up, that gave the students and the fans a taste of the future for the women of EBW. Great action, but the story was focused more on the Skulls & Bones sitting on the outside, with tickets in hand. Three of them sitting in the front row drinking beers. They mocked the fresh start, and threw trash at the ring. One of them threw a beer bottle at the girls, but the Point Man appeared out of nowhere and took the hit like a body guard. Darkness Aoi was subdued for most of the most, but tagged out when Christina hesitated a moment while in the ring with Chrissy. The Edo wrestler then battered down a surprised Chrissy and hoisted her up for a Torture Rack Bomb to get the win.

Apple Kid: Wow, so the Skulls & Bones didn't get involved, and the match was great, but the teams are shocked by the sudden surge from Aoi. Christina is checking on Chrissy, who took that landing badly. You don't like seeing-



Void: They say the eye is attracted to light, but in reality, we all want to live in the dark. We do all the things we want to do in the dark. Who says you can't be you in the darkness and light? Embrace who you are, because you're an animal inside. Your urges. Your impulses. The "evil"? That's you. That's real. Undeth is about embracing that. The world tries to hide it, and so I emerge again, to spread the word. Embrace Undeth. I....am....always with you, even if you don't know it.

Backstage...on the beach somewhere

Trevor Mach and Derek Mach arrived, boots laced up, with Blood 4 Blood watching their backs.

Subculture: I have a bone to pick with Radzi Schreiffer partna! So you leave me some scraps! This is bullshit! I should be out there, fighting with my best friend!

Trevor Mach: I'm your best friend?

Subculture: Uh...yeah I guess so! It just came out, so I guess it's from the heart! I don't have many friends! That's the way a street dog likes it! Yeah!

Picky Minch: We're your friends man. We're going to watch your backs out there.

Mav Valentine: We know why you surrendered Derek. That...was NOT a dick move, so we've got your back too.

Derek Mach: ...Appreciated.

As they walked, Fray Tiburon passed Derek.

Fray Tiburon: Did you see it?

Derek Mach: I did.

Fray Tiburon: I'm watching.

Derek Mach: So am I.

Trevor Mach: Add Void to the list cousin. We've got some pay back to get.

Derek Mach: Do you think they know what they're getting into?

Trevor Mach: Ha! Not a clue!




5. EBW World Tag Team Championship:

Trevor Mach/Derek Mach[o] beat Radzi Schrieffer(c)[x]/Golvoth(c) via Double Machbuster Knees -> Pin -> NEW EBW World Tag Team Champions!

-Derek Mach's theme brought out the "Fenrir" duo, joined by Blood 4 Blood, as they went up against the War Kings once again, dying to get that win and knock them on their asses for change. Hard hitting action, as the Mach cousins worked in tandem in both in ring shooting ability as well as when they brawled to the outside. They matched the World Tag Team Champions hold for hold, blow for blow, and dirty trick for dirty trick. The crowd were still hesitant to trust Derek, but popped big when the cousins tossed Golvoth out of the ring and hit a Double Machbuster onto Radzi. Trevor tagged in Derek, and the elder Mach rolled him up for the pin, while the other War Kings screamed in anger from the outside.

Apple Kid: NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Trevor and Derek Mach just BEAT The War Kings! The second loss they ever suffered, and NOW WE HAVE NEW EBW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Hazen is trying to compose himself. After all...he still holds the key to Trevor Mach's next title defense of the Challenge Championship. However, tonight the War Kings were finally knocked down a peg from an unlikely source. Thanks a lot to Derek Mach! Who would have ever thought we'd be saying that?! Haha!

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Mariner Reef Beach

Vape was standing on the beach with a bunch of children sitting around him.

Vape: Hey kids, Vape here, EBW star with a face on just about every product you probably own at home. Tell your mommies I'm available. Anyways, ENN Cares, and as the representative for the network, I'm here to give you a tip to keep you safe and healthy, as you continue to watch ENN, and consume more product! Don't ever yell at your parents. Don't cheat on a test at school. Make sure you wear a hat, and get the nebulous shot that has no noticable benefit. That's because it's working in secret kids. To do what? We don't need to know. Just trust the science! Also, whatever you do, NEVER take cough syrup, mix it up with iodine and lye, find muriatric acid and hydrogene peroxide, or get some PVC pipes and PH strips, because that is what you need to make Crystal Meth, and we don't want that. Not at all kids. Remember ENN Cares *wink*

EBW: Xperience Preshow

Swift: Swift here! That's right, it's the President dammit! I go off on a few international meetings, and I come back to find my show has been split in half with this ENN+ shit!? Do you have any idea how hard it is to do this job!? I have to travel to exotic locales, eating new food, meeting new people, seeing incredible sights and wonders, and sleeping with an assortment of international women, just to land TV deals in foreign markets! So I'm JUUUUUUST about done Chaz Hardcastle! I'm almost there. I'm going into your office to flip your damn table! However, I was told he had a new prospect lined up for me to check out, so bring him here. What's your name kid.

?: Uh...hey there everyone. My name is...uh...Scott.

Swift: Scott what?

Scott: ....Uh...

Swift: Dammit son, did you forget your own damn name?! Speak up!

Scott: ...It's uh...it's Enward sir. Scott Enward.

Swift: So? Why would that...ooooooh.

Scott Enward: Yeah.

Swift: Well...you're obviously not getting looked at, and you have about 10 seconds to run.

Scott Enward: I CAN'T HELP THA-

Swift: RUN!

Scott Enward: AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Swift: Funny Chaz! REALLY FUNNY! THAT'S IT! Oh, before I got hunt down some ENN assholes...and "SCOTT" over there, let's check out a clip from Dark Hero Days, that might intice you into checking out TUE, a show I DO like. THE HUNT IS OOOOON!

Renegade Arena - Backstage

Darkness Aoi was walking to the back by herself, when she was stopped by Coach Christina Angel.

Christina Angel: Hey, I need to talk to you.

Darkness Aoi: Do you really?

Christina Angel: Huh?

Darkness Aoi: I know where this is going. You think I was hard on your little sister?

Christina Angel: Well I-

Darkness Aoi: She's the opposition, and I beat her. We got the win. Isn't that what you wanted?

Christina Angel: Hope is upset, and quite frankly I'm upset, because that's NOT exactly what we wanted. She could have been seriously hurt. She landed all wrong, and-

Darkness Aoi: It's not my business how she lands. My intention is that the landing is as painful as possible. That's wrestling.

Christina Angel: Alright, you need to listen, because I am your Coach! We were having an exhibition. The finals are in two weeks, and I wanted to make sure you were all ready to go.

Darkness Aoi: And I am. Look "Coach", there are NO exhibitions. Wrestling is war. That ring is a battlefield. I will never half ass it, because you don't want your little sister getting hurt, and she will, if you coddle her. If women's wrestling in EBW is going to survive the coming of MCW, you're all going to need to toughen up. You are capable. I've seen it. I watched you run the Eisenritter guantlet, but you let your emotions sway back and forth. You're not resolute. You're not strong willed. If you were, maybe the Skulls & Bones wouldn't be tearing everything apart, without having a single match.

Christina Angel: ...I won't have you talking to me that way Aoi. If you want to stay on this show, you'll go outside and run laps around the building, until I say to stop.

Darkness Aoi: Fine. I could use more exercise.

Christina Angel: .....

EBW: Xperience Preshow
Mariner Reef Beach, Mariner Reef
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0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Sister Justice beat Erica via Cross Body Roll Up -> Pin
-Erica was the heavy favorite to win, as she tried to rally the crowd, not with her, but against the Skulls & Bones who appeared near the ring. The distractions allowed the Warrior Nun to show her high flying skills with a Cross Body Roll Up for the pinfall. A huge win and upset against the former Women's World Champion.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Hilda Iceheart beat Alison Chains via DQ
-Alison Chains "inducted" Hilda into EBW with a battering. A tough struggle that saw her go too far again, using chains to land a punch that lead to the DQ. A bloody Hilda demanded the match restart, which seemed to earn her a little respect from Chains.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Duvalie Angel beat Korra via Rear Naked Choke -> Referee Stoppage
-Korra the Avatar is fighting to become the next Angel Wife, but standing in her way was the most recent Angel Wife in Duvalie Angel, who worked over the parkour based Avatar. She kept Korra grounded and locked in her Rear Naked Choke with the concealed cord, leading to the Referee Stoppage.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Lingerie Pillow Fight: Esther vs. Lily Belle Hopper ended...it just ended.
-Part of Hardcastle's plan to mix sexuality and strength, the next match was pure exploitation, as Lily Belle Hopper agreed to take on her fellow rabbit cosplayer Ether in a Lingerie Pillow Fight, which actually seemed to show Lily wearing MORE than usual. Still as they struggled with pillows and lace, the fans were either confused or literally throwing cash at them, asking for their onlyfans. Lily seemed to purposefully fall out of her top, and the feed temporarily switched to ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier only. By the time it came back to ENN+, the match just sort of ended. Mission accomplished?
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: "Lady M's" beat Gold via Sexy Strong Stunner x Rolling M's -> Pin
-Main event of the Preshow saw the best match so far, as "Lady M's" took on Gold, with The Shark Order in tow. "M's" continues to use all the mannerisms, music, and moves of the original real de- I'm being told this is the original real deal. Whatever. "M's" hit a Sexy Strong Stunner on Gold and followed it up with a Rolling M's to get the win.

Makoto Angel: That does it for the Preshow! Wait...where's Swift you say? Well uh...he's...*sigh* he's flipping tables. Stick around everyone, because we have a huge Xperience coming up! My Tack Star King will announce his opponent for The Great Eagleland Bash! I don't even know who it is!

Mariner Reef Beach - Parkling Lot

Tack Angel got out of his limo as he saw Christina pacing back and forth in the parking lot.

Tack Angel: Christina? You alright?

Christina Angel: Dad? Yeah...yeah I'm fine. I was just needing to get out of the TUE house for a bit and think. It's not easy being away from the action.

Tack Angel: You've been doing well. I enjoy watching the show.

Christina Angel: I appreciate that. I just worry, because we're coming up to the finals, and it's been announced that Hope and I will be facing off on the Finals. It will be title vs. title. Between that, and our students finally locking up, I'm getting nervous. Can you believe it? I can still get nervous.

Tack Angel: I think you've just had your confidence shaken. Remember who you are. You're my daughter, and that makes you the best. Despite my best efforts with Hope, I just don't see her and I seeing eye to eye, but I'd wish her luck too. I'm trying to really stay out of the way though. You told me not to meddle in your career after all. Heh.

Christina Angel: I did ask you, and you have stayed out of the way. I thank you for that Dad.

Tack Angel: It's important to remember that Christina. This is business in EBW. What we do here, we do for a reason, and it's important now that we've established that we're not getting involved, unless asked to, that we keep it business.

Christina Angel: Huh?

Tack Angel: Don't worry about it. Just keep being you Christina. You're meant for greatness. You are royalty. You're my daughter, and you have something none of them could ever have, and that's destiny on your side.

Christina Angel: .....





Makoto Angel: Welcome to the beach once again in Mariner Reef! It's time for Xperience! In just a little over a week we have the ENN+ event The Great Eagleland Bash, and tonight, we're going to find out who the Constellation King will be facing in defense of his Triple Crown World Championship! We have so much for you tonight though.

Larry Grim: That's right. We have Hazen, taking on Picky Minch, and he will announce the stipulation for NEW EBW World Tag Team Champion and EBW Challenge Champion Trevor Mach, for his defense of the latter title at GEB. We also have Jaden Yuki making his debut. The hot shot new card player on the block, with attitude, and he can carry a tune. He'll be taking on Big Shark. Dan Club will take on Dragon Faiz as well.

Makoto Angel: The main event will see Subculture defend the Television Championship against Kinniku Mike. Mike is trim, strong, and ready to go, but my sort of step son-in-law is finally letting it all out. He's embraced himself. I'm proud of him, but some of us are more concerned that he lost his mind. I'm being the optimist like always.

Larry Grim: We open the show with The Shark Order taking on Dead Heat in-

Dr. Z: Hey! What is going on here?! You have Zombies outside of Threed?! Are you out of your minds?!

Larry Grim: Huh?

Dr. Z: I heard the rumors, and I didn't want to believe it. Look, it's me Dr. Z from Threed. I'm that guy you guys use to usher in the residents of Threed safely, and I say safely, because these people, can be DANGEROUS!

Makoto Angel: But they're not Zombies!

Dr. Z: What? What do you mean?

Larry Grim: They identify as living.

Dr. Z: They "identify".....as living?

Makoto Angel: Yeah.

Dr. Z: ....But they're Zombies.

Makoto Angel: That's insensitive. We have to respect their state of existence.

Dr. Z: But it's not true. They're literally Zombies! Biologically they are the undead! You can't just pretend to be something when you're something else!

Makoto Angel: That kind of mean talk could you cancelled mister!

Dr. Z: It's Doctor, and I don't think you understand the problem here! They will INFECT THE ENTIRE ROSTER!

Makoto Angel: Maybe if they were Zombies that would be true, but they identify as living!

Dr. Z: GAH! IDENTITY POLITICS IS GOING TO DOOM US ALL!

Larry Grim: He's not wrong.

Makoto Angel: Huh?

Larry Grim: Nothing!

Makoto Angel: Oh no.

Backsta-the sand

Mav Valentine was walking to the site of Xperience, in shades and tropical shirt, all smiles as Lily Belle Hopper literally hopped up to him.

Mav Valentine: Whoa! Careful chick. You'll fall right out.

Lily Belle Hopper: Oh I already did that silly!

Mav Valentine: And I missed it?! DAMMIT!

Lily Belle Hopper: So we know that Blood 4 Blood is a close group, and both Picky and Subculture have big matches tonight, but word is that Trevor isn't here, he's on a vacation from this vacation with his wife. What brings you here? Just backing up your brothers?

Mav Valentine: Well of course, I'm always going to do that. Something I learned lately is the value of loyalty. I took the long way around to get there in my career, having spent a lot of my rookie years being a bloody and battered lone wolf in VBW, but everything that's happened since 2020, or as I call it "The Year of Valentine," has lead me to where I am. I mean...other people probably remember 2020 for other reasons, but I don't want to dwell on that! I'm here for a personal reason too though. Tack Angel said he's got business to attend to. He's here, and he's going to name his opponent for Dark Hero Days. We know he's too chicken shit to take on Trevor, but he hasn't got a restraining order on the rest of us, and I'm ready to reclaim my Triple Crown. If he wants an opponent, I'm right here! If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look for him.

Lily Belle Hopper: *hop* Oh, it happened again!

Mav Valentine: I KEEP MISSING IT!

EBW: Xperience "Summer Series"
Mariner Reef Beach, Mariner Reef
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1. 8-Man Tag: LG Rod/Randy no Kachi[o]/Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Not Zombie Anwin/Not Zombie Chad Salad/Not Zombie Robert Sandwich/Not Zombie Misogynist Paul[x] via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
-An odd, but exciting way to start the show, as The Shark Order fought Dead Heat. The whole time, the Fly Honey deprived NOT Zombies, tried to claw and bite at the Sharks. Not since the 80's had we seen such a display of Shark vs. Zombie action. Excuse me NOT Zombie. They're totally alive. Randy No Kachi put himself into harm's way to hit the No Kachi Cutter and score the pin on Paul, but at a cost.

Makoto Angel: Oh no! It looks like Randy no Kachi got bit! Not Randy! Not AGAIN Randy for that matter!

Larry Grim: I wouldn't worry about it.

Makoto Angel: Huh?

Dr. Z: Are you mad?! I'll need to tend to him immediately! I told you this was a bad idea! They're ZOMBIES! GAH!

Larry Grim: ...He'll be fine.

2. Tag: Jammer/Vape vs. Takumi Inui/Dragon Shiryu ended in a No Contest
-The next match saw Jammer and Vape come out to the workout routine again, with Vape once again forgetting to wear a cup, causing a collective cringe throughout the beachside area. Dragon Faiz were in complete control of this one, when suddenly the lights went out. The beach was well lit enough by the moon that the fans could see someone run into the ring, but it was too late to warn the two teams, as the figure could be seen attacking them with a chair. The lights came back on to reveal...

Makoto Angel: FIREBRAND X!? HE'S NOT....HE'S NOT WEARING HIS MASK! I can almost see his face through his long hair! He's not wearing the face paint either! What's....what's going on he-






Void: A lost soul has been found, claimed by his instincts, and ready to accept who he really is. The problem was never the path. The problem was not going far enough. Cast aside your past, and claim your future. Violence, sex, and sin is the new normal. Eat it up. Indulge. Drink of the darkness and be full. Embrace Undeth

Makoto Angel: No way! Firebrand has been through this before! He's seen what Undeth is all about!

Larry Grim: I'm afraid it's something far darker this time Makoto.

Makoto Angel: Do you know who he is Grim? You know who is under that mask?

Larry Grim: Uh...yeah? I know...everything?

Makoto Angel: Your knees are knocking.

Larry Grim: How can you tell?

Makoto Angel: They're bones.

Larry Grim: Oh right. Fine, I actually have NO IDEA who he is.

Makoto Angel: *gasp*

Larry Grim: I know!

3. Singles: Jaden Yuki[Debut] beat Big Shark via Necroshade Neckbreaker x Lightning Vortex(Spiral Tap) -> Pin
-The next match saw the flashy Jaden Yuki make his debut in ring against Big Shark. The big man was in control at the sound of the bell, overwhelming Yuki, but the young "King of Games" seemed to take the beating as fuel, firing up much like Bashin Dan does, and wore Big Shark down eventually with the Necroshade Neckbreaker, leading to a Spiral Tap he called the Lightning Vortex off the top for the pin.

Makoto Angel: Wow! A flashy win for a flashy guy. What an amazing display. It was like watching a Bashin Dan bout, but....different?

Jaden Yuki: ♫ Yo! My name's Jaden Yuki, and my claim to fame, is throwing down cards, I'm the *bleep*ing King of Games! Dan they call you the best, but I think that's just a hex, cause I'm gonna *bleep* you up like it's GX! ♫  You see that one Dan? Big Shark got taken down with my Lightning Vortex. You BET that's named after a card. What do you got? I challening you pretender. Time to get your mother *bleep*ing game on!

Makoto Angel: Well...he's...vulgar?

Medical Tent

While Franky and Baby Shark helped up Big Shark, the rest of The Shark Order paced outside of the medical tent, waiting to hear about the fate of their bitten comrade, when Dr. Z finally left the tent.  

LG Rod: How is he Doc? How is my best best best heel friend?

Dr. Z: Uh...he actually IS going to be just fine.

LG Rod: HE IS?!

Shark #1: How is that possible?

Dr. Z: Well, remember how Rod and Randy are former ghouls?

Shark #1: Yeah.

Shark #2: Yeah.

LG Rod: No. Heh, I'm just kidding. Of course I do.

Dr. Z: Apparently, that makes you immune to zombification? I don't know HOW. I don't know WHY. The bite didn't cause infection of any kind.

LG Rod: So what you're saying....is that Randy and I...are immortal?!

Dr. Z: What?! I didn't say that at al-

LG Rod: HEY RANDY! WE'RE GOING TO BE BESTIES FOREVER! YEAH!

Dr. Z: *sigh* I need to draw more blood from them. Perhaps we have a vaccine to-

Shark #1: You really want to bring up a vaccine right now?

Shark #2: It's a bad time.

Dr. Z: But mine would actually work!

War Kings Tent

Lainey Strong walked into the tent, rolling her eyes as she brought in a tray full of drinks. Her maid costume was made to be even more scant.

Ilya Fedorovich: Hurry up wench! We're thirsty for those drinks, and your visage.

Lainey Strong: *sigh* I'm no one's wench. I've got your drinks. Here. Try not to choke on them.

Ilya Fedorovich: You look sad. You should be happy, you get to serve international superstars. Haha.

Lainey Strong: Oh yeah, so happy.

Hazen: The orders were clear girl, you belong to Ilya now. Consider yourself the spoils of war.

Lainey Strong: I consider myself a person, not something you be won or fought over.

Hazen: Then maybe you shouldn't have put yourself on the line.

Lainey Strong: I put my services on the line, and here I am. I'm doing my job, but that doesn't mean I'm the property of anyone. So go ahead, make me get you drinks, and laugh at my expense. Get a good look up this ridiculous short skirt even. I don't care. I'm not your property.

Golvoth: Heh.

Lainey Strong: Why is the big doofus laughing? Didn't you lose something this week? You and Radzi both seem to be short a couple of-

Radzi Schrieffer: Watch it girl. You keep up that tone, and you'll be on toilet duty AFTER Golvoth has been in there. You don't want that.

Golvoth: Heh.

Lainey Strong: *sigh*

Hazen: She's right you know. You are light a couple of our trophies. I suspect you intend to get them back?

Radzi Schrieffer: You know we want to, and we will, as soon as you're done with Mach at The "Great" Eagleland Bash.

Hazen: ....Indeed. Tonight though, I make an example of his one of his "brothers in arms", so keep your eyes open. You might learn something Radzi.

Radzi Schrieffer: .....I-

Benjamin: YOU SONS OF BITCHES!

A furious Benjamin jumped into the tent, and tried to get at Ilya, who laughed as he stood behind Lainey.

Hazen: GRAB HIM!

Benjamin: What are you doing to her Ilya?!

Ilya Fedorovich: Just giving her makeover. She look good now yeah? Haha!

Benjamin: YOU-

Hazen: Hold it! Knight, you have balls of steel coming in here by yourself. Either that, or you've gone insane. Either way, here you are. Lainey will not be harmed. She was a gift from the King of Crystal Heaven, but only on the condition that we don't touch her. Now, that exception goes out the window if you lay a hand on any of us outside of a match. Do you understand? Let him go. If you come into contact with us after this moment, and it's not a match, then you are allowing her....to be used to the furthest extent of the deal, and that deal was pretty straight forward. She does ANYTHING that the winner wants. This is a curtosey to our new ally.

Benjamin: You better be men of your word!

Lainey Strong: They haven't hurt me Benji.

Ilya Fedorvich: "They haven't hurt me Benji." Haha!

Benjamin: You! I want a match with YOU at The Great Eagleland Bash Ilya.

Ilya Fedorovich: As if you have to ask pathetic Knight. I gladly accept.

Benjamin: I'm not done! If I win, you give me Lainey back!

Ilya Fedorovich: You'd better have a good stipulation for if you lose.

Benjamin: If I lose, I will....serve the War Kings...and Crystal Heaven. I will kneel, and I will do what you ask of me.

Ilya Fedorovich: Is that right?

Lainey Strong: Benji no!

Benjamin: Trust...remember Lainey? Like I trusted you.

Lainey Strong: ....*nods*

Hazen: Fascinating. What if we said "attack Dan Club, and never stop attacking Dan Club." Would you accept?

Benjamin: .....I would.

Hazen: High risk, but high reward. We'll have another servant to do our bidding. I like it Ilya.

Ilya Fedorovich: I'll make you clean my boots, and I will carry your sword to the ring. I accept.

Benjamin: ...Until then.

Ilya Fedorovich: Get out of our tent.

Benjamin: ...I love you Lainey.

Lainey Strong: I love you Benji...and I believe in you.
 
4. Bushido Rules Singles: Hazen beat Picky Minch (R3 4:04) via Crossface -> Referee Stoppage
-In Bushido Rules, Picky Minch of Blood 4 Blood took on Hazen of the War Kings, as the war between the two factions continued. Picky was in firm control at the start, letting off sick kicks and gloved fists to Hazen, but the big man absorbed the damage and wore down Picky by the 2nd Round. The best of the War Kings escaped a Hagen attempt and landed one of his own. As Picky tried to get back to his feet, Hazen forced him back down into a Crossface. He wrenched it, with Picky refusing to tap, leaving the ref no choice but to stop the bout. Hazen with the win.

Hazen: Did you see that Trevor Mach? See how easy that was? I let him take it to three rounds as pity, but I could've finished him in one. The thing is, he was throwing punch after punch, and all I need to do was slam him to the floor and wrench in the Submission. See, I come from- oh yes Valentine, please DO get that trash out of the ring. Don't interrupt me again. You see, I come from a background of a more pure wrestling style. In Euroland, we're a superior breed of talent, with more sophisticated rules. To that end I say this Trevor Mach, we will do battle at The Great Eagleland Bash for the Challenge Championship, a title I believe should represent the pure wrestling, the superior style of Euroland. The rules will be different from what you're used to. It will be my speciality. We would start with 15 points each. Points would be lost for knockout attempts, being at a disadvantage during a hold, and or for breaking a hold by grabbing onto the ring ropes with hand and or feet. The only way to win will be by submission, 10 count knockout, or a wrestler's points being reduced to 0. We'll call it "International Rules" for now, but when I win the Challenge Championship, it will become the future of EBW.

Interview Stage

Makoto Angel: Well folks, we're two weeks away from the TUE Finale Special, and we now know that Hope Mach the Women's Television Champion will take on Christina Angel, the Women's World Champion. It will be title for title, meaning the last woman standing will be the undisputed best of the division. I'm joined by Hope right now. Hope, no offense but-

Hope Mach: You're rooting for Christina? I get that. No offense taken. I want to make something clear. Christina and I are friends, and though our fathers couldn't be farther apart, we're working hard to not let that get in our way. We're going to have a huge match, and it's going to be historic. After the match, we will shake hands and embrace, no matter what. That's a promise we've made, because yes, wrestling is important, and winning is meaningful, but we're not willing to throw away our friendship. Not over this. So even if I lose, or she loses, we have already made a decision regarding the next night's ENN+ event. The Great Eagleland Bash. We are calling out the Skulls & Bones! It will be myself, Christina, and....the winner of the Women's TUE Finale match taking on three of you. It's time to step up! It's time to prove you're worth a damn! If you don't accept then STOP WASTING OUR TIME!

Somewhere on the beach...there is NO stage to have a backstage

Tack Angel was walking around when he was approached by Mav Valentine, who set down the worn out Picky before stepping up.

Tack Angel: You're in my way.

Mav Valentine: Damn right I am. You want an opponent, well I'm right here.

Tack Angel: Don't you need to head to the ring? You have somewhere to be.

Mav Valentine: Yeah. I need to be right here. You need an opponent for The Great Eagleland Bash, and I'm calling you out.

Tack Angel: You think I'm here to challenge you? Mav, you might be a former World Champion. You might have given me quite the fight when I held back. Now, I don't even think about you at all. Step aside.

Mav Valentine: You're kidding right? Where do you think you're going? Get back here! Dammit! No title shot and no tits! GAH!

5. EBW Television Championship:

Subculture(c) beat Kinniku Mike via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin -> Title Defense!

-Main event time, as Subculture put the Television Championship on the line against a lean and mean Kinniku Mike. The tits were still strong though, and Subbie would have an uphill battle to climb. The two charged at each other for forearms. They went to a corner and did the same. Big boot in the corner by Mike. Another in another corner. Rope run and Mike hit a lariat. Subculture threw the hurting bombs and dumped Mike, before splashing onto him. Mike shot Subculture into a barricade but Subculture recovered for some ground & pound and a monkey flip into the barricade. Subculture shoved Mike into the glass again. Subbie grabbed a chair from under the ring and sat Mike on it, and gave him some punches to the face. Mike rolled backwards out of the chair and hit a Belly to Belly on the floor. Back in the ring, Mike slammed Subbie around, before working a guillotine. Subculture escaped and went for a KO Punch, but Mike ducked it and hit a backdrop for the nearfall. More back and forth action, and a heated contest for two people with no real bad blood at the moment. Subculture was fighting like a street dog, and finally managed to hit the KO Punch, but Mike stood his ground. The woozy Mike ate another one. At this point, the crowd noticed Golvoth of the War Kings coming down to the ring. The two in the ring were too busy to notice, as Subculture landed another solid blow before hitting the Counter Culture. Mike got his foot on the rope, but unbeknownst to Subculture or the ref, Golvoth pushed it off. 1-2-3. Subculture with the title defense! Mav ran out to celebrate with his Blood 4 Blood brother, but he told him about what happened with Golvoth. As Subculture questioned what happened and tried to get a match restart, Golvoth re-entered the scene, with Hazen, Radzi, and Ilya. The group attacked everyone in the ring. This brought out Tack Angel, as the War Kings seemed to all turn their attention to Subculture. They held him up, as Tack Angel got into the ring.

Tack Angel: Subculture, I told you. I told you I was coming back for you, and I keep my promises. That's what a King does. I want to make this clear right now, while we have this moment to have a talk, "father to son." I can't stand you. You're not good enough for my daughter. You're not good enough for my family or my Kingdom. I think you're trash. You're a loud mouth, and you've never shown me the respect I deserve as the FATHER OF YOUR WIFE! Not just as a King, but as a man, you haven't given me what I deserve. You are indicative of all these booing people. You're wrong. You're villains. You don't understand destiny. I'm going to teach you. Can I get involved in your marriage? No. I told Christina, that we won't get into each other's business. I respect my daughter's decisions, no matter how wrong they are. However, here in the ring, I WILL MAKE YOU KNEEL! It's going to be title for title, and the King will become the 4-Crown King!

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Narrator: In just one week, we have the TUE Finale, the moment the whole season has been building up to. All the weeks have gone on, the two teams have been training and developing, with two of the greatest minds of the current generation in Women's World Champion Christina Angel, and Women's Television Champion Hope Mach. Soon, the two friends would do battle in a title for title bout, but for now, the show must go on.

EBW Training Center

The men and women of TUE stood in the ring, as Christina and Hope paced back and forth. They were silent as they both paced, before they unknowingly bumped into each other.

Christina Angel: Oof!

Hope Mach: Ouch!

Christina Angel: What happened?

Hope Mach: I was thinking.

Christina Angel: So was I.

Hope Mach: Now I lost my train of though.

Point Man: Allow the Point Man to clarify the sit rep Commander! The two of you were deciding the line up for tonight, which would lead to the TUE Finale next week.

Christina Angel: Right! I totally knew that!

Hope Mach: Me too! Me too! *sigh* So we have a big decision to make here people. This is it. We'll be holding our first matches to determine who is going to the finals. Now, as far as making it to EBW is concerned, you've all got the job. That tends to be how it goes, but you guys really earned it. I mean Point Man, you're the key to all of this, if we get you working. You're a funnier character than we've had before.

Point Man: The Point Man understands that reference!

Christina Angel: Hey, stop heaping praise on my talent! That's my job! Yeah...and clown guy...you don't terrify me as much....since I started locking the door to my room....several times.

Shrieker the Clown: *heavy breathing*

Christina Angel: Moira, you've come along far with less time than the others. I'm proud of that.

Moira Lees: Oi, you be sayin' I need moor time, ya git? I'm ready fer tha donnybrook!

Christina Angel: Yes...yes I'm sure you are. Darkness, I-

Darkness Aoi: This is a waste of time.

Hope Mach: Still disrespectful huh? We don't tolerate that crap on Team Mach, do we?

Isiah Muscle: Nope.

Eiji Hino: No Mam.

Wendy Mustang: Shoot no!

Chrissy Angel: Sorry sis!

Christina Angel: *sigh* Aoi, you don't want to waste time? Fine. Just keep your mouth shut, and do your job.

Darkness Aoi: That's what I'm here f-

Christina Angel: I said shut it!

Darkness Aoi: .....

Christina Angel: That's right. Now, let's see I get to pick the first match right?

Hope Mach: That's right.

Christina Angel: I pick...for the men...Point Man vs. Eiji Hino.

Hope Mach: Which means we also have Isiah Muscle vs. Shrieker. For the women....I pick...Darkness Aoi vs. Chrissy Angel.

Christina Angel: What?!

Chrissy Angel: Yes!

Christina Angel: What are you doing?

Hope Mach: That means Wendy Mustang will take on Moira Lees. These matches will take place tonight, and the winners, will move onto the TUE Finale. The losers will still have a job, but the climb will be much harder. I guess what I'm trying to say is get used to ENN+. Let's go home and rest. It's a big day tomorrow.

Christina Angel: Hope, can I talk to you for a minute?

Hope Mach: Sure, what's up?

Christina Angel: Why did you book my sister against Darkness?

Hope Mach: She asked for it. She wanted that match.

Christina Angel: Darkness tried to end her career during an exhibition!

Hope Mach: And it really pissed Chrissy off! I can relate! I'm a bit pissed off myself these days, and at least one of us can do something about it!

Christina Angel: You're pissed? About what?

Hope Mach: A disconnect...a little problem personally that I-

Christina Angel: You're ready for more intimacy with Dan, but he's being a card weirdo again?

Hope Mach: Dammit! How did you know?

Christina Angel: I watch the product.

Hope Mach: Yeah yeah yeah.

Christina Angel: By the way, don't watch ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier right now.

Hope Mach: Why?

Christina Angel: No reason.

Hope Mach: Wait....why do YOU have ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier?

Christina Angel: *blush*

-

Christina Angel: Subculture has it! He got the tier! I just...sort of....leave it on. Anyways, I wasn't sure about Chrissy fighting Darkness, but I couldn't stand in her way. If I was her, and technically I am, I wouldn't want to be stopped from making my own decisions. She's really developed more in TUE, but that being said, of a professional level, I have to root for Darkness Aoi, the disrespectful student. *sigh*

-

TUE Men's Bedroom

Point Man: The Point Man will remember the bonds we've made during this show. I want you all to have a movie from my collection of "Point Man Recommendations!"

Isiah Muscle: "Eagle Force Reckoning 4?" Sweet.

Eiji Hino: I don't have a movie player....of any kind.

Shrieker the Clown: *heavy breathing*

Isiah Muscle: You're a weird man Point dude, but I appreciate it. Hino, you're a rich kid playing a hobo, but I respect it. Shrieker, I'm...going to beat your ass in that ring, and I'm going to be quick about it, because you're scary, and I don't really want to deal with you for too long. You've literally eaten Lakitus.

Eiji Hino: I know we are opponents from here on out, and we'll face off in the ring, but I want you to know I'll never forget the memories. You're all my precious friends, even the scary clown fellow. See you in the ring my friends.

Isiah Muscle: You know it.

Shrieker the Clown: *heavy breathing*

Point Man: The Point Man concurs!

TUE Women's Bedroom

Chrissy Angel: Well ladies, it's definitely been an experience. I wasn't exactly sure why Christina wanted me to join this show, but I get it now. I've learned a lot.

Wendy Mustang: Tarnation, you're a little hot shot, but you've got the skills to back it up. I'll team with you any day kiddo!

Moira Lees: Oi, I don't know the lot o' ya, but I be sure you're all maed o' the roight stoof! We'll be havin' a cheeky battle tomorrow. Dontcha be forgettin'!

Chrissy Angel: Aoi's not here. I bet Tiger Cat would have at least shown up if she hadn't been snatched up. Well, that's fine. We'll keep our distance for now, and tomorrow, we'll go to war.

Outside of the TUE House

Darkness Aoi was standing outside looking up at the sky, when Vape pulled up behind her, in a van that also saw Bashin Dan quickly exit to enter the house. Jammer made his way out hesistantly.

Jammer: So that's your girlfriend from Mapleland you were talking about?

Vape: Huh? No, she and I broke up, when she said I was too much man for her.

Jammer: ...I've seen you in tights bro.

Vape: She's..I mean just look at her.

Jammer: She's pretty hot. I mean damn, she's bending down to stretch? Check that shit out.

Vape: What....is that?

Jammer: I didn't even know they made them like that.

Vape: I don't even know what I'm looking at.

Jammer: I mean Jenny is hotter to me, but still. Wow. You know?

Vape: I am really curious about that.

Jammer: Yeah, I bet you are.

Vape: I mean I really have no idea.

Jammer: Well, I bet you have somewhat of an idea.

Vape: No, I really don't.

Jammer: That's...her ass man.

Vape: Yeah....or something.

Jammer: Uh....no man...you're definitely oogling her lady parts.

Vape: OR....maybe it's just more skin.

Jammer: Huh? What? What Vape?

Vape: I mean, you never know.

Jammer: I do know. It's going to be lady parts.

Vape: Why though?

Jammer: Why?! Vape? What the hell man! Just go and talk to her!

Vape: What do I even say?!

Jammer: Tell her...uh..you find her costume and allure to be intoxicating, and intriguing. You want to spend time with her to learn more.

Vape: That's good. Yeah...I think I'll do that.

Jammer: Maybe put on some body spray too.

Vape: No time! My legs have already started moving.

Jammer: Yeah whatever.

Vape: Uh...hi Aoi. Uh...your costume, is so...uh...intriguing...because uh...if you sneeze, I think you're tits would fall out.

Darkness Aoi: .....

Jammer: IDIOT!

Vape: I mean...uh...dat ass tho? It's alluring, and I want to bury my face in-

Jammer: STOP TALKING!

Vape: I'm...I'm sorry.

Darkness Aoi: Were you speaking to me? I wasn't paying attention. In the future, don't waste your time.

Vape: Phew, she didn't hear me!

Jammer: She also said don't waste your time! Seems like a no man!

Vape: She didn't SAY no though.

Jammer: *sigh* Drove all the way from the beach for this. I'M the idiot.

Bashin Dan ran inside to find Hope Mach watching a video on her phone. She quickly gagged and threw her phone.

Hope Mach: Why didn't I listen?! Why did I listen!? That was TOO CLOSE! Why didn't I listen?!

Bashin Dan: Hey Hope!

Hope Mach: Dan?! What are you doing here?

Bashin Dan: You seemed upset, so I thought I'd come and-

Hope Mach: Listen Dan, I'm unfairly upset. I know who you are, and what you're about, and I love you for it. I just, wonder when we're going to take things to another level. I figured this whole Summer at Mariner Reef would have been the time, but SUDDENLY AND FOR NO REASON I just now...lost that feeling.

Bashin Dan: Hope, I'm sorry, I'm not being attentive to your feelings. People can using this term "autism", and while I don't know what that means, I'm sure it has to do with me being selfish, which I have been. I just...I don't....know much...about that...sort of thing.

Hope Mach: Do you have ENNXXX+++ Gold Tier by chance?

Bashin Dan: No why? I don't know what it is? Vape has Platinum Ex +1 Tier, and I tried to watch it with him to see what it was, but he said he was "protecting me." I don't know what that means.

Hope Mach: Heh. Dan, you're hopeless.

Bashin Dan: Probably.

Hope Mach: If I can get you to study me half as much as you study cards, then we'll be just fine.

Bashin Dan: Oh good! I'm sure I'll figure out what you mean by that.

Hope Mach: *turns to camera* You cringing yet Dad? Yeah, I know you watch the show. It's not fun is it? Although...that was totally my fault...cause I was warned. I probably just lead to Dan getting a knee to the face. I regret this immediately.

Outside of the TUE House

Christina Angel went to look for Darkness Aoi, only to see her walking away from a sobbing Vape, who couldn't take no for an answer. She turned to see a limo pulling up, with Tack Angel coming out. He smiled, but Christina was not happy.

Tack Angel: Daughter, I-

Christina Angel: What the hell was that Dad?!

Tack Angel: Oh here we go.

Christina Angel: Here we go?! Are you kidding me?! What did you do to Subculture!?

Tack Angel: I didn't do anything to him. I didn't order the War Kings to do it either. They just happened to come out there and jump him, when I planned on going out myself.

Christina Angel: Funny how that keeps working.

Tack Angel: I'm just lucky I guess. Christina, you know what we said right? You didn't want me involved in your career, so don't try to get involved in mine now.

Christina Angel: You planned this.

Tack Angel: I did?

Christina Angel: The moment you suggested to Duvalie to go easy on me, you knew it would lead to this. That's...that's scary Dad.

Tack Angel: I didn't say that's what I did.

Christina Angel: You didn't say it wasn't either.

Tack Angel: Listen, I came here to wish you and Chrissy both luck, not as a wrestler, but as a father. I have an issue with your husband, but that's in the ring.

Christina Angel: Then keep it in the ring! Leave his mother out of this.

Tack Angel: That's shame, I was invited over for tea.

Christina Angel: Even after what you did?

Tack Angel: I'm very good at explaining my actions to smart people who listen. You're one of those people remember? We need to table this for now. I just wanted to say good luck. I want you both to succeed. I love you very much. Just...just pass that on to Chrissy please. You don't seem to be in the mood to listen, so we'll try this another time.

Christina Angel: *sigh* Grrr! No! You know what? I'm getting so tired of this! I mean, you don't see Hope getting into arguments with her paren-

Tack Angel: DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THE MACHS! DON'T EVER DO THAT! They are trash. They are bullies. They are everything wrong with wrestling, and with life. I'm NOT counting Hope! She can't help that she was spawned from two wrongs converging. I'm a better person, and a better parent. I care, SO MUCH THAT IT HURTS! You don't understand the stress I'm under right now, but I'm changing the world, one match at a time. One moment at a time. Every word I say. That's a lot of responsibility. So yeah, I don't like your husband, but I won't try to get in the way of your marriage. I WILL however, do my JOB in EBW, and become the 4-Crown King. He has the belt, and I want it!

Christina Angel: You seem more upset by the fact that people consider the two of them to be a more stable, and loving couple than-

Tack Angel: Them stable?! Christina, I know that you're mad, but let's not lie here. They're screwing around on some island, while I'm trying to rebuild a legacy and forge a destiny! Despite all the burdens, I still love you and the wives with every fiber of my being. I don't pawn off the kids to a robot baby sitter! I'm there ALL THE TIME! I love you Christina. I'm never NOT proud of you, despite how I feel about Subculture, but please, I'm asking you this, do not compare me to the Machs. I'm nothing like them. They'll kneel one day, and realize how wrong they were to push me into this position. Subculture might just do that too, but that's not the point. The point is the Television Championship.

Christina Angel: And if Subculture wins, then you've done US a favor, cause he'll be the one making history.

Tack Angel: Yes....wouldn't that be something? Goodbye Christina.

-

Narrator: With time winding down on this season of TUE, it was now time for the qualifiers, that would see the top 4 move to the big Finale event on ENN+ on the eve of The Great Eagleland Bash. Stakes were high, as the two coaches sent their troops to battle. This time, it was for keeps.

The Ultimate EBW
EBW Training Center Onett Branch, Onett
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1. TUE Men's Finale Qualifier: Eiji Hino beat Point Man via TaToBa Kick -> Count Out
-The first match saw Hino and Point Man face off. Eiji was a soften spoken and kind man, but proved to be high athletic in the ring, capable of switch up his offense to suit he needs, almost like his head, body, and legs were connected to the medals in his belt, and as he changed them to different colors it changed his style in the ring. Point Man was basic, methodical, but reliable, and don't ever let it be said that you can't rely on the Point Man. In this case, you could rely on the Point Man to eat a top rope kick called the TaToBa Kick that sent him flying out of the ring. Eiji wanted to help him back to the ring, but Hope begged him to stay inside. Point Man got counted out, advancing Eiji to the Finale.
2. TUE Women's Finale Qualifier: Wendy Mustang beat Moira Lees via Lariat -> Pin
-A hard hitting brawl, that saw the two women show off their stuff. Definitely grapplers of the old school variety, utilizing basic slams, to weaken opponents for the big strike, in this case a Lariat. Moira appeared to be a little off, possibly drunk in the bout, and her woobly legs gave way to Wendy hitting that Lariat to score the pinfall.
3. TUE Men's Finale Qualifier: Isiah Muscle beat Shrieker the Clown via Vertical Suplex Powerbomb -> Pin
-Isiah had an uphill fight against Shrieker, who seemed to relish in pain, both taking it, and inflicting it. The most animated we'd seen the clown so far. Surprisingly capable in the ring, but when he tried the Hell Claw submission he almost got himself DQ'd for trying to bite Isiah. The young son of Kinniku Mike fought through it, and lifted the clown for a surprisingly polished Vertical Suplex Powerbomb, showing off his great strength, and pinned Shrieker to advance.
4. TUE Women's Finale Qualifier: Darkness Aoi beat Chrissy Angel via Torture Rack -> Submission
-The final match saw Chrissy Angel specifically want to mix it up with Darkness Aoi, and she got that, and it was more than she bargained for. The Edo based Aoi had size, experience, and brutality on her side, as she worked over Chrissy, targetting her ribs this time, before lifting her in the Torture Rack. Chrissy fought as long as she could before having to submit.

Hope Mach: Well there we have it. *sigh* Good effort Chrissy. You did well.

Christina Angel: Are you alright?

Chrissy Angel: I'm fine. I-

Darkness Aoi: Stay out of my way in the future, if you don't want to get hurt. That's a warning of respect, since you made the challenge and actually showed up.

Chrissy Angel: She's....she's...*sigh* she's tough Sis.

Christina Angel: Don't worry. You'll get there. Sorry I doubted you.

Chrissy Angel: But I lost. You were right t-

Christina Angel: No. You need to fight your own battles win or lose. I'm proud of you.

Hope Mach: That is so egotistical, being proud of yourself.

Christina Angel: What? Hey, I-

Hope Mach: I'm kidding.

Christina Angel: Can't believe Aoi is the only one on my team to advance. Team, I'm proud of you, I'm just...it's just....of course it'd be Aoi.

Hope Mach: And my team, we're going to get some ice cream on me!

Point Man: The Point Man approves!

Isiah Muscle: Hell yeah.

Wendy Mustang: Yeah!

Hope Mach: Within reason guys! Within reason.

The teams were both on their way back to pack up and leave the TUE House, to give their final goodbyes before the Finale, but unfortunately for them, that wasn't an option.



Hope Mach: Umm....this...this is bad.

Christina Angel: Hope?

Hope Mach: And it's a present from the Skulls & Bones. What's this say? "See you at the Finale." Grrrreeeeaaaat.

Christing Angel: Hope.

Hope Mach: I can't imagine this getting anywo-

Paula: OUR HOUSE!

Ness: !!!!!!!!

Hope Mach: Oh dammit!

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Ninten: Ninten here, still wondering why Lucas is ducking me, and I'm doing this one on my own, as Ana is busy you know. She's got a personal life. I have to be on my best behavior though. She'll know if I'm not. She'll know if you're making fun of me too, so I wouldn't do that, even IF I deserve it. She's protective. So we have so much coming up this week, with Xcite, Xperience, and of course The Great Eagleland Bash. However, we also have the TUE Finale! LIVE from the EBW Training Center Onett Branch, we'll see the stars of the future battle it out. We'll also see some of the talent that didn't make it to the Finale matches. What will they be doing? Well, they'll be facing talent that will appear in the NEXT SEASON! That's right, you're hearing it here first! The Ultimate EBW is coming back for another season! We have new talent selected already apparently, PLUS, we have the new coaches! I get to be the one to announce that! The next season of The Ultimate EBW will be.....TEAM JAMMER VS. TEAM VAPE! The coaches had THIS to say about the selection!

-

Jammer: Uh...are you sure you want to do this?

Vape: This isn't a good idea.

Jammer: I mean, I don't about-

Vape: This is a mistake.

Jammer: I don't know if we should-

Vape: What have you done?

-

Ninten: Heh...uh...yikes...um...oof...not like this fellas. Well, despite all of that, they ARE going to be the coaches, and you'll see them-

Chaz Hardcastle: Exclusively on ENN+!

Ninten: What?!

Chaz Hardcastle: That's right, TUE's next season will be on ENN+...and the Finale is also going to be on ENN+! Make sure you get that tier. You should also get the other tiers while you're at it, because why not? You get so much exclusive footage! ENNXXX+++ Platinum Tier EX +1 is now available! You really want to catch that. I think we see some girls in the showers. I think a Lakitu may have survived the Mach island getaway. So much to-

Ninten: That's really sleazy. I mean, no wonder we're seen as the bad guys these days.

Chaz Hardcastle: Bad guys?! No, we're the REAL guys. You just get to see the REAL LIVES of these people. We just try to catch all of it. It's part of the contract!

Ninten: It's really going too far. You know Swift wants your head right?

Chaz Hardcastle: Let's just make sure we get a camera on the scene for that! Hahaha!

Ninten: Ha?

Chaz Hardcastle: We're probably going to see someone fall out of their top on Xcite too. I'm just saying. You'll need the bigger tiers to see it uncensored. That's right, we're adding censor bars to ENN+, because ENN cares about the children.

Ninten: Uh-huh.

Chaz Hardcastle: So if you want to see that, you need to upgrade! Also, the fee is going up, marginally. Only $5 bucks a month more.

Ninten: I was told this service was pulling in millions. Why do you need to increase it.

Chaz Hardcastle: Oh, we don't need to.

Ninten: ...So-

Chaz Hardcastle: Make sure you check it out! The TUE FINALE is going to be HOT HOT HOT!

EBW: The Ultimate EBW Finale
EBW Training Center Onett Branch, Onett
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1. TUE Men's Next Match: Point Man vs. [Next Season Contestant]
2. TUE Women's Next Match: Chrissy Angel vs. [Next Season Contestant]
3. TUE Men's Finale: Mike Ishijima vs. Eiji Hino
4. TUE Women's Finale: Wendy Mustang vs. Darkness Aoi
5. EBW Women's World vs. Television Title for Title: Christina Angel(c) vs. Hope Mach(c)

Ninten: So who makes these decisions? Is it just you?

Chaz Hardcastle: You don't know how networks work do you Ninten? It's a long process of bosses talking to bosses bosses and what not. It goes all the way to the top! The President of the company! Finkel Fineberg!

Ninten: And how does he make these decisions?

Chaz Hardcastle: Good question!

ENN HQ

A young man in a suit sat in a fancy chair, playing on his phone, with a blue tooth device in his ear.

Executive: Mr. Fineberg? Sir?

Mr. Fineberg: Just a second, I'm buying out an animal shelter, so I can put up a new transmitter for the network.

Executive: Oh.

Mr. Fineberg: I don't even know what a shelter is. Sounds stupid. OK, we're good. Talk to me.

Executive: Well, the transition to ENN+ is going well. We just announced the movement of TUE and the price increase.

Mr. Fineberg: Right. An extra $50 a month right?

Executive: We had to make it just $5 right now, but we'll increase it slowly over the next several years.

Mr. Fineberg: I don't get it. People can just pay the price we set.

Executive: Some people don't have the money sir.

Mr. Fineberg: I don't get it.

Executive: The amount of money some people have is finite.

Mr. Fineberg: You lost me.

Executive: It's in limited supply? They only have so much of it.

Mr. Fineberg: ....You're hilarious.

Executive: R-right. So...uh...we have a new script that has come in, that we think Jammer will be perfect for.

Mr. Fineberg: Let me hear it.

Executive: It's called "Street Ball". He plays a guy that lives in the hood. He shares a house with his Mo-

Mr. Fineberg: Stop. What's a house?

Executive: Oh. Think..uh...tiny mansion.

Mr. Fineberg: Got it. Go on.

Executive: So they're poor, and his mother works at a supermarket.

Mr. Fineberg: Stop.

Executive: Oh. A supermarket is a place where you get food, and anyone can go there.

Mr. Fineberg: So where my butlers go?

Executive: Yes.

Mr. Fineberg: Huh. OK, go on.

Executive: So Jammer, will want to make the basketball team, and in order to do so, he'll play pick up games outside and-

Mr. Fineberg: Stop. You lost me.

Executive: Outside? That's the place between the limo and the mansion.

Mr. Fineberg: Really? Interesting. This seems like an out there kind of movie.

Executive: Sure. This will lead to Jammer getting a spot on a major team, but he'd have to leave behind all of his new friends and his love interest. He'll have to choose between.

Mr. Fineberg: Stop. What is "choose" again?

Executive: Well, he'll have two options, and he has to pick just one.

Mr. Fineberg: But, he has two. Why doesn't he just have both of them?

Executive: That's the conflict of the movie. The choice.

Mr. Fineberg: I don't like the science fiction twist there. This "choice" thing. I don't like it. Scrap it. Don't even tell Jammer about it. Get him that script for Space Jam 3 instead. That'll make a lot of money, which is, according to you, a finite thing that some people don't have. Heh. That's STILL funny man. Still funny.

Executive: Very good sir.

Mariner Reef Beach

Mav Valentine was sitting on the beach, getting his tan on, when a figure suddenly rose from the water.

Mav Valentine: Did one of the NOT Zombies fall into the ocean?

Trevor Mach: Not quite.

Mav Valentine: Trevor?! Thought you were on vacation.

Trevor Mach: I was. Over there.

Mav Valentine: That island?! Isn't there a tribe of Saturns over there?

Trevor Mach: They weren't so bad.

Mav Valentine: Huh. So...how was the vacation?

Trevor Mach: Well, I can barely walk, but neither can she, so it was a success I think. We've got plans when we head to the Aloha Islands.

Mav Valentine: Nice.

Trevor Mach: What did I miss?

Mav Valentine: Depends. Were you watching the product?

Trevor Mach: Not this week. What's up?

Mav Valentine: Heh.