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    12/07/2019 6:19 am  #171

    Machismo
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    Mia Lamina: Party people! Wooooooo!

    Amigo: ....woo..

    Mia Lamina: Your party girl Mia Lamina here! I'm excited to kick off tonight's X-perience with none other than the ass kicking suplex machine Amigo!

    Amigo: Thank you...it's great to be here.

    Mia Lamina: Come on Amigo! Can't you show a little more spirit?! Wooooooo!!!

    Amigo: No....I can not.

    Mia Lamina: Oh......well in any case tonight is a big night for you! You and your good friend Kinniku Mike will go head to head for the first time in a while to see who might advance in the E-1 Climax with the all important 2 points. What are your thoughts going into the match?

    Amigo: I treat all my matches seriously. Mike is no exception. He and I have traveled together and trained together. We both want to make sure this is a damn good match with interference from Greed. I'll do my best.

    Mia Lamina: Wow....this interview has all the fluff of a piece of burnt toast.

    Amigo: Maybe you have gotten Mike for the interview. I'm not too good at these. If it were Mike he would have tried to take you to the broom closet for a pre match "warm up" by now.

    Mia Lamina: No way! Kinniku Mike is great, but Tack Angel is the champion of this party girl's heart! Speaking of Tack Angel, we know that you were one of the guys that found him bleeding from the mouth and nose the other day. Any news on his condition, and will he be here tonight?

    Amigo: Well I don't really keep tabs on Tack. We helped him to the hospital, and that's the last I've seen of him. Hope he's alright though.

    Mia Lamina: Yes, let's hope the Pushpin Seraphim shows up tonight healthy as ever. Let's also hope that Amigo and Mike give it their all to entertain you fans! It's time for X-perience!





    Two shows, that is all that remains of the Block Stages of the E-1 Climax. It's been a tough, and crazy ride for the wrestlers of EBW, but the end is at hand. A final push is all it will take for a chosen few to rise above for a date with destiny. Will the old guard return to form, or will a new generation rise up to take the torch?

    -The opening contest saw Swift make short work on Bolshoi. The match started with Bolshoi offering Swift a balloon. Swift grabbed the balloon and popped it with his teeth before going on the dominant offensive. Bolshoi's game plan was merely to survive, but he eventually ate a POUNCE and stayed down for the 1-2-3.

    -Another one sided battle saw Troy dominate Simon Stuart. The bad luck continues for the rookie, as he took a beating from another of EBW's elite. The wear and tear is obvious, and Simon could barely make it into the ring for this one. Troy gave no mercy and planted the Punt Kick to the skull before taking the win.

    -Jamie OD and Hashim Al-Singh had an interesting and entertaining encounter. Early in the match Little Mac offered Jamie OD a free win by paying off Hashim to take another fall, but Jamie grabbed the cash, tossed it out to the fans, and picked up Hashim to force him into a match. The bad luck and frustration of Hashim made him dangerous when he got serious in this match. He let loose elbows and floored the hooligan before going for a Camel Clutch. Jamie managed to make it to the ropes before it could be locked in and regained composure. Late in the match, Hashim went for a big boot that Jamie dodged. He came back around to clock Hashim with a high kick before showing off a new finisher. A Michinoku Driver Variation called the OD Crazy Crash. He rolled up Hashim for the pin and now stood at 10 points. The impressive showing for Jamie continues.

    -Ness and Anwin were up next in a fast pace battle that saw the Infinity Division star really take it to the EBW OG. Back and forth action saw Anwin stand up to the veteran and even get a near fall following a Static Superplex. Ness kicked out and took over, getting a near fall of his own following a PSI ROCKIN. A Thunder Brainbuster followed and sealed the deal for Ness, who now stands at 8 points.

    -The match between Perfect Man and Maurice stopped before it could even start. Greed came out to stir up trouble with Mike and Amigo swooping in to try and cut them off. Seeing Greed get the upper had left Maurice and Perfy no choice but to jump out of the ring to save their comrades. An entertaining brawl ensued, but the referee continued to count. Perfy and Maurice tried to make it back to the ring, but they were too late. The countout gave both wrestlers 1 point.

    -The impressive run for Sal Paradise was halted by Troy, but momentum picked up again today with a win over Dynamic Dougie. The ginger Mach's only win came from a fluke roll up with Troy, and so far he's struggled to keep up in the E-1. He was no slouch in this match, but Sal was more determined. After escaping a Dynamic DDT, Sal hit the Control Nekbreaker. Dougie kicked out so Sal showed him the Sheer-Drop Brainbuster known as the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori and pinned him for the win.



    Mia Lamina: We're backstage with Vice President Ryan IQ, and some chick named Amy.

    Amy Taylor: I'm Amy Taylor and don't forget it, cause I'm in charge of talent relations!

    Mia Lamina: Whatever! So Mr. Ry Ry I-

    Vice President Ryan IQ: That would be Mr. IQ Mia.

    Mia Lamina: ....Mr. Ry Ry, the EBW Arena is about to have the roof blown off from all the excitement around here, but people want to know one thing. Will Tack Angel be making it tonight to compete?

    Jessica: That's what I want to know!

    Tracy: Yes, they wouldn't let me in to see him since we're no longer.....a...well anyways, how is he?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: From what I was told he should be alright. The champion has obviously been suffering from a lot of anxiety. I can't confirm he will be here tonight, because I'm not sure myself. I did receive an odd phone call telling me the match would happen, so we're keeping it that way. w00t will head out to the ring later, and if Tack does not come out then w00t will be awarded the points. It's as simple as that.

    Mia Lamina: Everyone knows I'm a big fan Tack, so you better get well and continue lighting up that ring!

    Amy Taylor: Just get better Tack....please get better.



    -The anticipated match up between Amigo and Kinniku Mike was up next, they certainly did not disappoint. From the ring of the bell to the handshake at the end these two were always at a climax. Maurice and Perfy appeared with chairs on the outside to keep Pretty Tony and Noah Jennings away from the ring, so this was a fair fight between two friends. They both knew each other so well and went hold for hold and counter for counter. Mike had to play it safe, as Amigo knew how to take him off of his feet and catch him at his weakest. Mike on the other hand was able to block Amigo's suplex attempts and unleash the Release Dragon Suplex early. Amigo had a rough landing on that one and hurt his right hip in the process. Mike took the advantage and applied a sleeper hold, but Amigo somehow made it to his feet and swooped around Mike to attempt a German Suplex. Mike blocked it twice, but on the third attempt Amigo took him down hard. Both men look to be hurting by this point, but the match continued for several minutes with near falls and big moves aplenty. Both men traded finishers late in the match, but neither would stay down. They locked up one final time, with Mike overpowering Amigo and trying to go for the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Amigo tried to fight out of it and hit Mike repeatedly and even latched onto the ropes to survive. Finally the bell sounded signaling the end of the time limit. The two friends went the distance, and Amigo narrowly escaped a move that could have affected him in his other upcoming E-1 match. Both men were bruised, battered, and beaten, but they shook hands as friends afterward and accept the point a piece.

    -The final E-1 match of the night would see Tack Angel lock up with w00t in a rematch from the days they battled over the Global World Championship. Fans were expecting a classic just like from those days, but what they got was totally different. w00t awaited Tack and the ref started the count just like Ryan IQ had stated. On the sound of 8 Tack's theme music played, but out of the entrance way came the painted up dark Tack. He rushed the ring attacked w00t viciously. w00t tried to combat the twisted Tack, but Tack was not looking for a match. He was looking to hurt and maim. 4 minutes in, Tack had w00t down in a choke hold. He refused to let up, and the referee had to disqualify him. Fans were shocked to see the dark side of Tack again after weeks. Tack continued to attack w00t and this brought out KYO of all people. Tack stood across the ring staring at him and goading him on to attack. KYO grabbed a mic.

    KYO: ......Chaos....something I can support....but you are not the Angel I am looking for either.

    KYO dropped the mic and walked away as Tack ran out of the arena through the crowd as well. What is going on with Tack Angel?



    -The main event would ONCE AGAIN see Camilo Ortega put the Infinity strap on the line. This time he would be taking on the protege of Shadow, Randy no Kachi. RnK has been ruthless and merciless since pairing with Shadow. His dirty tactics counter Camilo's, which made this match up very interesting. Hotlanta acted as special referee to make sure that RnK did not befall the same fate that he did. Hot also had to watch out for Randy though, as he tried to cheat to win as well, gouging Camilo in the face at the start of the bout. Camilo was up against a wall here, as he had to use his skills to beat RnK in a fair contest. It was here that the fans finally got to see that Camilo is fairly versed in Judo, and relied on take downs and hip tosses to slow Randy down. Late in the match RnK went for a No Kachi Cutter, but Camilo countered out of it. Shadow got onto the side of the ring to coach Randy on. Camilo tossed Randy right into him and then went for the roll up, but only got the one count. Randy and Camilo continued on until RnK once again tried to hit the No Kachi Cutter. Instinct took in and Camilo kicked back and low blowed Randy no Kachi. Hotlanta swooped in to check for foul play, but unfortunately did not see the attack take place. He watched Camilo like a hawk, but the damage was down. Camilo set Randy up for the STO before pinning him for another defense! Camilo was ecstatic after the match, and gloated about his third title defense. Suddenly, EBW President Trevor Mach made his way out to the stage...

    President Trevor Mach: Well done Camilo! Bravo! You've really stood up to the challenge haven't you? I mean, it's not like you have had Greed helping you....or it's not like you haven't defended the title in a fair match once.....it's not like that at all is it? You want to know why I keep having you defend that title? It's because the Infinity Division is supposed to be a landmark of EBW. It's supposed to symbolize what we have, and what the other companies do not have. I do not need a weasel worming his way out of every challenge! The matches happen, you snake by, you defend the title. The results stand, and I will not tell a ref to overturn a decision. I will on the other hand continue to make sure that you are a fighting champion, and that you defend that title with integrity. I have given you 3 chances, and 3 times I've seen you find a way to survive. Very crafty I must say. I think you'll be up to my next challenge as well. Don't worry, you can take some time to rest and recover after 3 title matches, but you will be defending the title again.....at Zero Hour. It will be you.....versus Picky.....versus Hotlanta.....versus Randy no Kachi....in a Ladder Match! BOOSH!

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. E-1 Climax Block B: Swift[10] beat Bolshoi[4] (5:05) with a POUNCE!
    2. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy[9] beat Simon Stuart[0] (2:23) with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
    3. E-1 Climax Block B: Jamie OD[9] beat Hashim Al-Singh[0] (9:51) with an OD Crash Dynamite.
    4. E-1 Climax Block A: Ness[8] beat Anwin[4] (6:02) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
    5. E-1 Climax Block B: Perfect Man[5] vs. Maurice[5] (0:30) ended in a Double Countout.
    6. E-1 Climax Block A: Sal Paradise[10] beat Dynamic Dougie[2] (8:14) with a  (Sheer-Drop Brainbuster).
    7. E-1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike[8] vs. Amigo[7] (30:00) ended in a Time Limit Draw.
    8. E-1 Climax Block A: w00t[8] beat Tack Angel[9] (4:08) via DQ.
    9. Infinity Division Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Randy no Kachi Special Referee: Hotlanta (8:43) with an STO.


    Block A
    ----------
    Tack Angel[9]
    Sal Paradise[10]
    w00t[8]
    Dynamic Dougie[2]
    Ness[8]
    Troy[9]
    Simon Stuart[0]
    Anwin[4]

    Block B
    ----------
    Swift[10]
    Jamie OD[9]
    Bolshoi[4]
    Hashim Al-Singh[0]
    Perfect Man[5]
    Kinniku Mike[8]
    Amigo[7]
    Maurice[5]

    -




    SPARKLE RETURNS!

    Many have wondered what the First Lady of EBW has been up to while Trevor has been running the day to day operations of the company. We now know exactly what she was doing, and that is taking the Sparkle promotion back from Tess! That's right, Sparkle, the counterpart of EBW, has been under the control of Tess and Boss Lu for some time. They tried to get some shows going with network backing and a strong roster, but Tess became cold and vindictive. After the marriage of Trevor and Tali, Tess put a stop to all Sparkle operations. With Lu's help and her new found power, First Lady Mach has been on a crusade to rescue her beloved brand. That day has finally come. After filing an injunction, Tali and Lu have finally won the court battle and Sparkle will finally return!



    First Lady Tali Mach: This is a great day for me and for Sparkle. I love women's wrestling, and I owe everything I have to it. When I knew that Tess was going to squander away the gift she was given I said "BITCH GOTTA GO!". No seriously, I wanted to chuck her out the window of a high rise, but Boss Lu helped me take the legal route, and with VP IQ handling the legal jargon I am happy to say we have won!

    Boss Lu: I could not have done it without you Tali. I mean that Tess.....she had my balls in a vice gripe.....literally Tali....literally.

    First Lady Tali Mach: TMI dirty old man!

    Boss Lu: My apologies. It's just great to see the youth generation taking matters into their own hands and creating their own future.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Well you will be the one creating. You are in charge after all.

    Boss Lu: No no Tali. I might own the place, but YOU will be in charge.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Eh?

    Boss Lu: You were the foundation for Sparkle, and you're already the First Lady of EBW, so it stands to reason that someone of such prestige and experience would be the one to run Sparkle! I will handle the business end, all I ask of you is to give the fans the best wrestling possible. If you'll take the job of course.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Yeah I'll do it....till I'm dead or you find someone better.

    Boss Lu: Don't know what to make of that, so I'll just take it as a yes. Together, and I can make Sparkle into what it always should have been!

    Tess: BITCH!

    First Lady Tali Mach: What was that Tess?!

    Tess: I'M TALKING TO LU!

    Master Lu: HEY!

    Tess: YOU SCREW ME OUT MY POSITION OF POWER?! YOU WORK WITH.....HER!? The thorn in my side.....the new boss of Sparkle....PATHETIC! I see when you marry into power you can do whatever you want!

    First Lady Tali Mach: I haven't been handed ANYTHING on a silver platter like you Tess! Just because your son is important in EBW you started throwing your weight around. What have you accomplished? I have earned everything I've ever had! Me and select few built a division that grew into it's own entity. No offense....ok offense intended....I deserve this....you don't.

    Tess: We'll just see about that bitch! Good luck trying to remove me from Sparkle! Read my contract, I'm not going anywhere! This isn't over! Not by a long shot!

    First Lady Tali Mach: .....

    EBW President Trevor Mach was pleased that his wife was bringing back Sparkle and pledged full support in a recorded statement...



    President Trevor Mach: That's my honey bunny Talicious for ya! They tell her that she can't save Sparkle and she says "F*ck it, I'll do it anyway!". That's exactly what she's done and I couldn't be more proud! Tali, I know you're gonna have your hands full with Sparkle, and I want you to know that you have my full support and the support of the company. Anything you need, don't hesitate to ask. I love yo-

    Heather Mach: OH MY GAWD! I LOVE SPARKLE! You know me Trev, I'm a HUGE fan of women's wrestling, and you happened to marry my favorite wrestler! I've been looking for a chance to follow you into wrestling, this might be my shot!

    President Trevor Mach: I thought Tack was your favor-wait WHO LET YOU BACK IN HERE?! SECURITY!

    Heather Mach: What the hell! I won't bother Tack just let me go!

    President Trevor Mach: Tell Grandma Mach I said Hi! I do enjoy her random came-I mean-visits. Anyways, let me be the first to say this. Welcome back Sparkle! BOOSH!



    -




    So much to do and no time for Tack Angel!

    Global World Champion Tack Angel's continued troubles in EBW and his personal life have caused uncertainty in the company. The dark side of Tack has come out of nowhere to disrupt the tournament, yet the champ doesn't seem to remember his these turn of events and continues to swear up and down that his goal is to win the tournament. Then the problem with the ladies.....



    Tack Angel: Ugh...I'm really starting to lose it I think. How could things get more complica -OH MY GAWD!

    Mia Lamina: Tack! Are you alright?! I was so worried!

    Tracy: Oh Tack, I tried to come visit you at the hospital, but they wouldn't let me! It was like that time that you sat with me at-

    Jessica: Tack, I brought you some cookies I made at home!

    Mia Lamina: He doesn't want your cookies! Look at him, he's stressed to the max, and he needs to let off some steam with a party girl! Come on Tack, let's go to the club!

    Tracy: Tack doesn't like going to the club! He wants to go home and watch some Tokusatsu!

    Jessica: He would rather watch Sailor Moon....WITH ME!

    Mia Lamina: I don't think so!

    Tracy: Step off bitch!

    Jessica: No you!

    Tack Angel: STOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Could SOMEONE....please tell me.....what is going on here?

    Tracy: What?

    Jessica: You mean you don't know?

    Tack Angel: These past few weeks.....I have never been more confused in my life!

    Mia Lamina: Tack, we're all crazy about you silly man!

    Tack Angel: Oh.....excuse me for a second....*deep breath* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

    Jessica: That's right Tack. A single guy like you. You've got a lot to offer a lady.

    Tack Angel: LIKE WHAT?! I'm a nervous wreck! I've failed at keeping my life together, and I'm no longer the hero I always wanted to be! People are starting to hate me for it too! I'm apparently snapping and I can't even remember it! What do I have to offer anyone?

    Amy Taylor: It's not about what someone can offer Tack! It's about the content of character! It's about the measure of a man! Whether you believe it or not, you are someone worth loving....by someone...

    Tack Angel: Amy?

    Tracy: She's right Tack. You deserve to be loved. I didn't realize what I had when I had it, but now I want to make up for that by holding on and never letting go!

    Jessica: And I want to do everything with you! I want to travel the world with you and experience all these things. You've been there and done that with Tracy. It's time to try something new!

    Mia Lamina: That something new is me you skank! I'm the party girl! I'm all about having fun, and Tack's the nice decent guy that I could really enjoy being with.. What do you say Tackers?

    Amy Taylor: ......

    Tack Angel: You girls don't get it....I'm not about that. I'm not about what you can do for me. It's about what we can do together.....what I can do for you. I like you all very much, but I'm in a stressful state right and my heart is fragile. I don't like being alone, but if I were to pick someone....it would have to be someone I could trust....someone I could love.



    Tack Angel: I'm still confused! Who could love me? Could this day get any crazier!?

    Tess: Tack!

    Tack Angel: Aw dammit! Come on!

    Tess: Tack! I need to talk to you hehehehee!

    Tack Angel: Tess?! You're looking......kinda scary. You're not going to confess that you love me too are you?

    Tess: No! I have to warn you about something!

    Tack Angel: Why are you warning me about anything? Last time I checked you weren't on anyone's friend list.

    Tess: Call it one last favor between old friends. I've been doing some digging and snooping in EBW lately. Let's just say this....you have 4 women that are currently "lusting" after you. One of them....is playing you for a fool.

    Tack Angel: Eh?

    Tess: What? What's hard to understand? 4 women....1 black widow in the bunch!

    Tack Angel: No, I'm confused by 4. Who is the fourth?

    Tess: ....You really are oblivious! Anyways, I'm not going to tell you who it is, cause I like to watch you squirm...just like the old days. Just remember, watch your back! Heeheehee....now onto my plan for REVENGE heeheehee!

    Tack Angel: Wow....she has LOST it! .....I wonder who the fourth is. No seems to care who I like....which happens to be-

    Shadow's protege dons the mask!

    A big match has been set up for Zero Hour, with Camilo Ortega putting the Infinity Division title on the line against Hotlanta, Picky Minch, and Randy no Kachi. Randy no Kachi and Shadow had a talk shortly after the announcement, and EBW.com cameras were in the back watching...



    Shadow: Randy, you've been doing well....but well isn't good enough for me! I expect the best! Do you know what I was doing in the early days of EBW? I wasn't cutting promos about how I was going to be the best. I struck fear in my opponents and I became the best through my actions! They called me a bully.....I don't think the term was harsh enough for the pain and brutality I brought to EBW! I never had to say a word! I've made a few missteps when it came to my recruitment in the past, and because of that I lost a little something. I lost that dark edge....I lost this mask. This mask...was what made me Shadow. It is what struck fear and kept wrestlers awake at night. This mask is the symbol of everything that is Shadow....and I'm giving it to you.

    Randy no Kachi: Me? But I-

    Shadow: No. Don't say a word. You let your actions do the talking for now on Randy. We have gone on a journey to remove from you your humanity. The conscience that limits the weak minded do gooders. This is the final step. Take this mask....make it your own. Become the new Shadow!

    Randy no Kachi: .....

    X-cite Card Revealed! Final block matches for E-1 Climax!

    The E-1 is almost at an end! The tournament of tournaments, which has been the best E-1 in EBW history is coming up on the final block matches for the year. X-cite will play host to the final set of matches including anticipated showdowns between Jamie OD and Swift, as well as Sal Paradise and Global World Champion Tack Angel. Big matches that could determine which two wrestlers will meet in the E-1 Finals at Zero Hour. This show will determine everything! You don't want to miss the stunning conclusion to the block matches of the E-1 Climax!

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division Tag: Camilo Ortega/Randy no Kachi vs. Picky Minch/Hotlanta
    2. E-1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike[8] vs. Perfect Man[5]
    3. E-1 Climax Block A: Dynamic Dougie[2] vs. Simon Stuart[0]
    4. E-1 Climax Block B: Bolshoi[4] vs. Maurice[5]
    5. E-1 Climax Block A: w00t[8] vs. Anwin[4]
    6. E-1 Climax Block B: Hashim Al-Singh[0] vs. Amigo[7]
    7. E-1 Climax Block A: Troy[9] vs. Ness[8]
    8. E-1 Climax Block B: Jamie OD[9] vs. Swift[10]
    9. E-1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[9] vs. Sal Paradise[10]


    Block A
    ----------
    Tack Angel[9]
    Sal Paradise[10]
    w00t[8]
    Dynamic Dougie[2]
    Ness[8]
    Troy[9]
    Simon Stuart[0]
    Anwin[4]

    Block B
    ----------
    Swift[10]
    Jamie OD[9]
    Bolshoi[4]
    Hashim Al-Singh[0]
    Perfect Man[5]
    Kinniku Mike[8]
    Amigo[7]
    Maurice[5]

    -



    Mia Lamina: This is it part people! The moment you've all been waiting for! The final block matches of the E-1 Climax are here! I'm standing with the 5 wrestlers that have a chance of taking the point lead for their respective blocks and head into the Zero Hour for the E-1 Climax Finals! This is your chance guys! What do you have to say about your run, your chances at winning, and how you plan on winning the whole thing! We'll start with with the apple of my eye Tack Ang-

    Sal Paradise: No offense Mia, and no offense to Tack, but I think we "start off" with the Global World Champion enough around here.

    Tack Angel: Oh....good point?

    Sal Paradise: You don't have to agree with me Tack.

    Tack Angel: Oh sorry.

    Sal Paradise: You don't have to apologize either.

    Tack Angel: Right....sorry.

    Sal Paradise: *sigh* This E-1 has taught me a lot about who I am and where I belong in the wrestling business. I've been popular with the fans that I love because of my zany antics and personality along with Jamie over there. That's not all of what I'm about though. I'm also about speaking my mind, something I've held off on cause I didn't want to be "unpopular". That's over now. I love the fans, and they'll accept me as I am, not just a cat loving, ladies man, but a serious wrestler that plans to shake the very foundation of EBW by winning the E-1 Climax and shattering that glass ceiling. Shattering the status quo! Shattering all the expectations and proving that I belong.

    Jamie OD: Oi! I couldn't have said better myself! This hooligan is taking the E-1 very seriously, and it's time to show you all just what I can do! Swift, Little Mac tried to bribe me into taking the fall against you. He said it was because he saw "potential" in me. Of course I have potential, but I don't think that was the reason. He was afraid that I might beat you! Fear is going to become reality tonight, cause I'm going to kick your head off!

    Swift: .....You're deadmeat bitch....deadmeat.

    Troy: ........

    Mia Lamina: You gonna say anything Troy?

    Troy: .....F*ck off.

    Mia Lamina: Alright! That just leaves Tack Angel now! So Global World Champion, what do you have to say?

    Tack Angel: The E-1 Climax has been the most hectic time of my life. I don't know how it's going to end, but I'm going to give it my best and persevere til the very end. Win of Lose.....I'll keep my head held high.

    Mia Lamina: Sound reasoning from the man who should take me out tonight!

    Tack Angel: *sigh*

    Mia Lamina: It's E-1 Time! Let's wrap it up boys! Woooooo! 





    The time has come! The end of the block matches in the E-1 Climax would determine the two men who would go to Zero Hour to battle in the Finals. One man would have the chance of a lifetime to win the biggest tournament and get a shot at the biggest championship. Who would win it all?



    -The opening match featured Picky Minch and Hotlanta teaming up to take on the Infinity Division Champion Camilo Ortega and Randy no Kachi. All four men would be taking part in a Zero Hour Ladder Match for the Infinity belt, so this match would serve as the precursor. Camilo looked on edge coming out, as he was soon joined by Shadow and his protege Randy no Kachi, now donning the Shadow mask. The intimidation that comes with the mask still works, as Hotlanta and Picky started taking the match much more seriously. Camilo was either legit hurt or feigning injury most of the match, so RnK did most of the work in the ring and worked over Picky after a harsh rake to the eyes. He went for the No Kachi Cutter, but Picky tagged in Hotlanta, and the youngster battled the vet for the remainder of the match. Towards the end Camilo gloated to the crowd that he was playing possum to wear everyone down, and grabbed his belt. As Hotlanta hit the Bellerophon Bomb on RnK he saw the Champion start to leave the ring. He tried to follow, but Randy popped right back up and surprised Hot with the Shadow Driver #2 before getting the quick pin. After the match he did the same to a weary Picky Minch before chasing Camilo to the back.

    -Kinniku Mike ended his E-1 run with 10 points, after taking on Eagleland Champion Perfect Man. The two have worked together against Greed during the tournament, so they showed respect, but when the bell rang Mike immediately went to work with hard slams and suplexes. Perfy attempted a comeback with the Perfect Cannonball, but Mike caught him in midair and hit a bodyslam instead. He picked up Perfy one final time to land the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb and get the pin. After the match Hashim Al-Singh ran down to try and get to Perfy, but Mike stood in his way and helped the Eagleland Champion to his feet.

    -Dynamic Dougie ended his run with a much needed win, while Simon Stuart would end his Climax run with 0. Dougie seemed like the best chance for Stuart to get points, but the Dynamic one worked through some injuries and hit his Dynamic Tornado DDT to capture another win. After the match Simon Stuart could barely stand. Dougie helped him to his feet while the crowd applauded. He might not have won an E-1 match, but the kid survived the gauntlet of elite EBW talent.

    -Bolshoi pulled off something of an upset in the next match as he took on Maurice. Amigo, Mike, and Perfy guarded from Greed on the outside while Maurice took Bolshoi to school with his signature hard punches and forearms. The striker was in control, until Mac burst through the chaos outside of the ring and belted Maurice with his brass knuckles. Bolshoi did not see the attack and promptly set up Maurice for the Bolshoi Bomb. He got the bomb, the pin, the win, and the points. Meanwhile, Little Mac smirked as his goal to keep the New Generation out of the Finals was nearly complete.

    -Former Infinity Division Champion Anwin has had an up and down E-1, but he proved he belonged in his final Block match by going toe to toe with the EBW Genius w00t. Anwin was quick and evasive against his one time tag partner. They knew each other well from their run with the tag belts, so it made for an entertaining match. Late in the encounter, both men were on the top rope, with Anwin trying to hit the Static Superplex. w00t fought out of it and floored Anwin with a ring shaking Top Rope WKO instead. w00t got the pin, and ended his E-1 with 10 points.

    -Hashim Al-Singh battled Amigo in a one sided match, meaning Amigo was mopping the floor with Hashim. That is until Little Mac once again entered the fray. Greed's commotions outside of the ring have caused chaos in these E-1 matches. Mike, Perfy, and Maurice ran out to try and stop him getting involved, but Mac was once again able to clock Amigo with brass knuckles, giving Hashim the chance to slam him down and lock in the Camel Clutch. Amigo refused to give up while the fans chanted for him and threw garbage at Little Mac. Eventually Amigo passed out, and the referee awarded the match the points to Hashim. Mission successful for Little Mac.

    -Ness and Troy battled next in a main event caliber performance. Ness did his best to avoid the elbows and big boot of the pissed off Alpha Beta in the early goings. Troy was motivated by his chance to win the E-1, but that motivation lead to frustration, and a loss of focus when he could not keep the EBW OG down. Ness tried a PSI ROCKIN at one point, but Troy elbowed his way out of it and took Ness down with the Overdrive. 1-2-KICKOUT! Ness was back up, but hurting. Troy tried to go in for the kill, but Ness ducked a big boot and took Troy down with a back body drop. Troy didn't stay down for long and speared Ness to the ground. He went for the Punt Kick, but Ness avoided it. As Troy ran the ropes Ness jumped in his way and landed a flying lariat. He picked Troy up for the Thunder Brainbuster, but instead of going for the pin he picked Troy up once more. Troy tried to throw a punch, but Ness kicked him in the gut and hit one more Thunder Brainbuster before getting the pin. The OG was now the spoiler for Troy, as he stood at 10 points and kept Troy at 9.



    -Jamie faced his biggest test to date against Swift in their final E-1 block match. Swift attacked like an unchained grizzly, mauling Jamie with hard, over bearing shots. Little Mac stood at ring side shrugging off Jamie for not accepting his earlier offers. He looked poised to pull out the knuckles yet again, but Maurice swooped in to make the save with a hard punch that floored Mac. This kept things fair in the ring, but it was still a tough fight for Jamie. Swift wanted back in that title picture, and was willing to do anything to get there. Swift tried to POUNCE Jamie, but Jamie avoided the Pounce and hit a lariat of his own, though Swift withstood the attack and goaded him to try again. Jamie acted like he was going for another lariat, but instead he stopped dead in his tracks, kicked Swift in the midsection, and hit a Fireman's Carry into an Emerald Frosion. The big move took Jamie off his feet too as the crowd cheered and chanted for him. Both men started getting up, with Jamie getting there first and hitting the Shining Wizard before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Swift was down, but not out. Once he shook off the surprise big move he was back on the offensive with his brutal brawling style. He lifted Jamie up high for a Sitout Shoulder Powerbomb before going for the pin. It looked like a 3 count, but Jamie grabbed the ropes at the last possible second. He was hurting at this point, as Swift was looking to go in for the kill. Swift did something different and went to the top rope where he went high risk with a Blast Yama Diving Senton. Jamie just managed to roll out of the way in time. Swift tried to get back to his feet, but Jamie popped up first and kick the Penalty kick, which sent Swift out of the ring. Swift landed on the ground hard, and it didn't look like he was getting up. The ref started the count, as Jamie and the fans counted with him. Finally, he reached the 10 count and sounded for the bell. Jamie OD had beaten Swift by countout and gained the points needed to make it to the finals! With 11 points, Jamie OD would be going to the finals of the E-1 Climax at Zero Hour. He and the fans were ecstatic, but Jamie had to gleefully bolt as Swift got to his feet and began to thrash around angrily at ringside.

    -The main event was up next. The last of the block matches, and the match that would decide the E-1 Climax finals. Tack Angel, the Global World Champion was looking to capture the ultimate combination of the title and the E-1 Climax. Sal Paradise, a man on a new mission, was poised to break through into the main event. It's been a long road for both men, but the time had come for their first ever confrontation. They started with a hand shake. Noticeably, the guys were cheering for Sal as the kids and women cheered for Tack. Tack looked confused by this and shrugged at the fans. They started off slow, as Tack tried to get a feel for the evolving new style of Sal Paradise. Sal knew the Tack flowchart and tried to stay away from the kicks. His tag team with Jamie also helped prepare him for fighting a kicker. They finally let loose with Tack unleashing kicks, with Sal blocking with his forearms and responding with a high kick of his own. Tack fought back with a kick to the midsection and an early attempt at the Angel Driver, but Sal battled out and tried to hit a Sheer-Drop Brainbuster in response. Tack fought out of that as well and both men backed into respective corners as the audience applauded the flurry. The two were evenly matched with striking, so they went to the ground with holds and submission attempts. Tack locked in a Dusty Dunes Clover Leaf, but Sal fought his way to the ropes. Sal later went for his Paradise Lock, but the Global World Champion was too able to reach the ropes. Tack finally took control and let the kicks fly and floored Sal with a Spinning Leg Sweep. That's when he went high risk and connected with the TaToBa kick, but only reached a two count. Sal was proving himself to be quite the fighter and Tack was bringing out his A-Game to battle the up and comer. They both traded blows back and forth with Tack winning out and going for the Belly to Back Takedown, but Sal escaped and hit a high kick and a backdrop. Tack tried to get back up, but Sal grabbed him up and hit the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori, but Tack kicked out of the subsequent pin attempt. The match continued on with both men hitting the big moves, but neither man staying down. Late in the match they were both tired and wearily trading blows in the center of the ring. Sal missed a high kick, but Tack landed it. With Sal down, Tack tried to climb up to the top rope for a finishing kick. Sal got to his feet first though, and met him on the top rope they traded blow until the bell rang. That's right, the match reached the 30 minute mark and ended in a Time Limit Draw. Both men gave it their all, and refused to stay down. The crowd cheered with approval when it was revealed that with the 1 point a piece Sal Paradise would move on to the Finals of the E-1 Climax. Tack even applauded him and raised his hand in victory before walking towards the back. Jamie OD ran down to the ring with Sal, as the tag partners would now become enemies at Zero Hour. But for now they were still friends who were both happy for each other. They shook hands and played up to the crowd. As Tack walked up the ramp he ran into KYO. KYO might be looking for another Angel, but at Zero Hour he will be facing Tack Angel, in 3 Stages of Hell.....



    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division Tag: Camilo Ortega/Randy no Kachi beat Picky Minch/Hotlanta (8:48) when RnK hit the Shadow Driver #2 on Hotlanta.
    2. E-1 Climax Block B: Kinniku Mike[10] beat Perfect Man[5] (6:29) with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.
    3. E-1 Climax Block A: Dynamic Dougie[4] beat Simon Stuart[0] (2:02) with a Dynamic Tornado DDT.
    4. E-1 Climax Block B: Bolshoi[6] beat Maurice[5] (5:50) with a Bolshoi Bomb.
    5. E-1 Climax Block A: w00t[10] beat Anwin[4] (8:02) with the Top Rope WKO.
    6. E-1 Climax Block B: Hashim Al-Singh[2] beat Amigo[7] (5:22) with a Camel Clutch Choke Out.
    7. E-1 Climax Block A: Ness[10] beat Troy[9] (8:44) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
    8. E-1 Climax Block B: Jamie OD[11] beat Swift[10] (6:01) via Count Out.
    9. E-1 Climax Block A: Tack Angel[10] vs. Sal Paradise[11] (30:00) ended in a Time Limit Draw.


    Block A
    ----------
    Tack Angel[10]
    Sal Paradise[11]
    w00t[10]
    Dynamic Dougie[4]
    Ness[10]
    Troy[9]
    Simon Stuart[0]
    Anwin[4]

    Block B
    ----------
    Swift[10]
    Jamie OD[11]
    Bolshoi[6]
    Hashim Al-Singh[2]
    Perfect Man[5]
    Kinniku Mike[10]
    Amigo[7]
    Maurice[5]

     

     

    12/07/2019 6:20 am  #172

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    Road to Zero Hour Ends! Lovekick Returns for Main Event Battle!

    The long trip through the E-1 Climax is nearly at an end. The tournament matches are over, but we still have one last stop before the big show. X-perience will see many return to action including the stars of the Infinity Division! The rookie Chu Chu is 2-0, and will be making his X-cite debut against Jeff Andonuts. Ninten and Poo will take on Little Mac and Swift, in a precursor to a Zero Hour tag title match. Troy will take out his E-1 loss frustrations out on Dynamic Dougie. The New Generation will team with Eagleland Champion Perfect Man, as they take on Hashim and the New Money of Greed. The main event will see opponents team up! Tack Angel will be paired with his Zero Hour opponent KYO as they take on the E-1 finalists Sal Paradise and Jamie OD. Lovekick returns for the main event, will the friends be able to focus on the match, or will the lure of the E-1 Climax finals cause them to turn on each other? Tune in and find out!

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Singles: Mike Ishijima vs. Generator
    2. Infinity Singles: Randy no Kachi vs. Ultimo Tiger
    3. Singles: Chu Chu vs. Jeff Andonuts
    4. Tag Team: Ninten/Poo vs. Little Mac/Swift
    5. Singles: Troy vs. Dynamic Dougie
    6. 8-Man Tag: Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice/Perfect Man vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Ra/Noah Jennings/Pretty Tony
    7. Tag Team: Tack Angel/KYO vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD



    Then we come to Zero Hour. One of the biggest shows of the year. It will be here that all the titles barring the Tri-Force Championship will be on the line. Ness and Ninten will be putting the tag belts on the line against Little Mac and Swift, as well as Maurice and Amigo. A lot of heat and animosity in this match. Can Greed claim another title? The Eagleland Championship will be on the line when #2 Ranked Kinniku Mike has an E-1 rematch with ally Perfect Man. The Infinity Division Championship will also be on the line in that 4-Way Ladder Match. Can Camilo survive his biggest test to date? Then of course we have the double main event of the E-1 Climax Final and the Global World Championship 3 Stages of Hell match. The 3 stages in said match with be Tables Match, Submission Match, and finally Cage Match if the need arises....and it usually does. This is a show you will not want to miss!

    EBW: Zero Hour
    Winters Athletic Colosseum
    PPV

    1. Infinity Division 6-Way: Generator vs. Blue Lightning vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Anwin vs. Bolshoi
    2. 6-Man Tag: Ra/Pretty Tony/Noah Jennings vs. Dynamic Dougie/Onisuiken/Simon Stuart
    3. 3-Team Tag Team Championship: Ness/Ninten(c) vs. Swift/Little Mac vs. Maurice/Amigo
    4. Eagleland Championship: Perfect Man(c) vs. Kinniku Mike
    5. Infinity Championship 4-Way Ladder Match: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Hotlanta vs. Picky Minch vs. Randy no Kachi
    6. E-1 Climax Finals: Jamie OD vs. Sal Paradise
    7. Global World Championship 3 Stages of Hell: Tack Angel(c) vs. KYO
    Stage 1: Table Match Stage 2: Submission Match Stage 3: Cage Match

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    Tack Angel: Trevor, you wanted to see m- oh Tali hi!

    First Lady Tali Mach: Sup.

    Tack Angel: I was told that Trevor wanted to see me.

    First Lady Tali Mach: He did.....yesterday.

    Tack Angel: WOW! I am losing LONG tracks of time!

    First Lady Tali Mach: You alright? Can't have the Global World Champion being sent to the loony bin just before a big show....wait till it's over at the very least.

    Tack Angel: I'm fine.....I think. The E-1 is over, but the stress continues. KYO is playing his mind games, and I no longer feel ready for this 3 Stages of Hell match. He's totally left me unprepared for this one.

    First Lady Tali Mach: I don't think anyone can quite be READY for the 3 Stages of Hell Tack. It's a disgustingly brutal match. I love it. Besides, were you ready the last time? Look what happened then. You nearly broke your leg to beat Trevor down that cage. You're never quite sure what you're capable of until the moment comes to do something.

    Tack Angel: Yeah, I guess you're right.....but that's not the only issue. I have 3 or 4 women who apparently have the hots for me of something. I don't understand any of it, but I don't know what to do in this situation.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Tack, that one is easier then you know. Just ask yourself something. What do YOU want?

    Tack Angel: Oh....uh...I want to be happy I guess....with someone I can be with, get along with, and really communicate with?

    First Lady Tali Mach: That's a little vague Tackenshmidt. Do they also have to like long walks in the rain? Think harder about this. What do YOU want?

    Tack Angel: I....want a soulmate. I want to love and I want to be loved. I

    First Lady Tali Mach: Again, very vague and basic stuff Tack. WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?

    Tack Angel: I WANT EVERYONE TO GET OFF MY BACK AND LET ME DECIDE WHO I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH! .....I'm sorry!

    First Lady Tali Mach: Don't be! It's about time you let off some steam and told it like it is. You're tired of being pressured? Well then think about this. Of the four women who we know have an interest in you....which one hasn't pressured you? Which one has either been too shy, too respectful of your space, or hell even both?

    Tack Angel: ......I'm still confused about who the fourth is.

    First Lady Tali Mach: DAMMIT TACK! It's been right in front of you the whole time! Green hair! Glasses! Big fan of yours! Works for Trevor! Leaves notes on his desk constantly wondering about your health and well being, and NOT because that's her job!

    Tack Angel: Amy?!

    First Lady Tali Mach: YES! FINALLY! Thank you GOD! It finally hits him like a sack of bricks!

    Tack Angel: Amy Taylor....but why would she-

    First Lady Tali Mach: Tack, wipe that confused look off your face, pop the question mark emote above your head, and think about this for a minute!

    Tack Angel: You can see that emote?

    First Lady Tali Mach: You two are peas in a pod! You were made for each other! I hate having to play the damn matchmaker here, but if I have to go through another week of this Tacky Muyo CRAP, I might just kill someone!

    Tack Angel: Amy Taylor...maybe you're right.

    First Lady Tali Mach: I'm not saying go sweep her off her feet right away, but dammit GO TALK TO HER! See how you feel!

    Tack Angel: You're right! Where is she?

    First Lady Tali Mach: She's.....not here today.

    Tack Angel: Oh...

    First Lady Tali Mach: Yeah....should've thought about that before my long winded speech.

    Tack Angel: No problem. It's all starting to become clear what I have to do here. No more confusion. No more playing around. It's time to get serious, and make some serious decisions. I know what I have to do....





    The wait is just about over, and Zero Hour is just about here. The E-1 Climax has seen Jamie OD and Sal Paradise go from Tag Champions to singles main event players in the course of a couple weeks. It's been a roller coaster ride for both men, but they are both just one step away from breaking into the Global World Title picture. They will have to go through each other of course. Two men who know each other like brothers will put it all on the line for one shot. All or nothing. Tonight though, the story would be different. Tonight, they would join forces one more time before their upcoming battle to take on Global World Champion Tack Angel and his Zero Hour opponent KYO. The show would begin with Lovekick, as they put on their Loveshack Segment one final time....



    Jamie OD: Oi! This is it folks! One last round on us, Lovekick Connection! This is the Love Shack where Sal brings the chicks and I supply the kicks!

    Sal Paradise: We thought it would be fitting if the E-1 Climax FINALISTS brought you one last Love Shack before Zero Hour. One last look at what we were before we step it up and burn the house down! Everything is going to change at Zero Hour.

    Jamie OD: That's right, the pretty boy Sal ain't going to be so pretty anymore once I rearrange his features.

    Sal Paradise: Ha! You got that twisted Jamie. My ginger friend here might eat a Nekbreaker, or I might choke him out. In any case, I'm sure he'll be the classy guy and raise my hand after I beat him.

    Jamie OD: Oh har har har! I think you'll be the one raising the hand of the hooligan thank you very much.

    Sal Paradise: Well, we'll just see about that won't we? Seriously though, Jamie.....it's been a hell of a ride with you my friend. You've been like a brother to me since we came out of the first TUE Season. Some people might remember that season for different reasons, but I'll always look back on it fondly as the beginning of Lovekick!

    Jamie OD: Like wise Sal. We both knew going in that it couldn't stay like that forever though. The tag team run was an amazing few years, but we both wanted that brass ring. We both wanted the Global World Championship. Now we both have a chance to claim it. We could talk smack back and fourth this whole segment, but instead I will just wish you luck, and let you know that I will pull no punches. You will get the best Jamie OD and nothing BUT the best.

    Sal Paradise: And you'll be getting a brand new....new and IMPROVED Sal Paradise. I've mentioned lately that the E-1 has taught me a lot, and it has. It's changed me. The blood, sweat, and tears I put into this ring....have been some of the best moments in my life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything. I used to be a casanova ladies man, and while Sal will always love the ladies, the playboy days are over for me. It's time to be a man that makes tells it like it is, keeps his promises, stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, and puts on the best damn matches in the best damn wrestling promotion IN THE WORLD! I will be the best, and I will be the Global World Champion.

    Suddenly, the theme music began to play for EBW President Trevor Mach...

    President Trevor Mach: Lovekick! I love you guys! I couldn't be happier for the both of you. It's been a long time coming, that's all I can say. I just wanted to come down here and personally tell you both good luck.

    Sal Paradise: We're all wishing each other luck around here right now, but now that I think about it.....I don't need luck. All I need are my skills in this ring and on this microphone. I seem to recall a certain EBW President that got where he is the exact same way.

    Jamie OD: Yes, as a matter of fact I seem to recall that as well!

    President Trevor Mach: HA! You two are totally right about that! You got to have skills and be a smart ass sometimes to get what you want around here! In the end luck has very little to do about it. It's about what you're willing to do for yourself, and for these fans. You going to give them everything you have? Going to put it all out there?

    Jamie OD: Damn right I will and these hooligans out here know it!

    Sal Paradise: You're going to get more then you bargained for from me Trevor...excuse me President Trevor. No offense to you or Tack Angel personally, but things need shaken up around here! I feel like it's been the Tack Angel Show! The Global World Champion gets the focus, I understand that, but it's time for something new! All this TV time dedicated to the life and times of Tack Angel....it's a bit much don't you think?

    President Trevor Mach: Sal, I swear this stuff literally falls into my lap. You couldn't make half this stuff up! If you want to change the "story" around here in EBW, then do it! I'm not stopping you, and I never will. We DO need chaos around here. We need guys like you and Jamie taking the attention and the spotlight! When I was in your shoes my main goal was to inject as much chaos and shenanigans into this company as possible! That's what EBW needs! It THRIVES on chaos and shenanigans! It thrives on guys like Jamie OD and Sal Paradise. Sal....Jamie....you guys want to usher in a new era? You want to take EBW where it has never been before? Be my guest. I'm practically ecstatic over the idea. It's expected of you at this point! Don't let me down. BOOSH!

    Sal Paradise: I won't let you down, because I'm going to say what's on my mind, I'm going to bust some heads in the ring, and I'm going to fulfill my lifetime dream of becoming Global World Champion!

    Jamie OD: I'm sure you will Sal....but not before me....not before me.



    -The opening match saw TUE5 winner Mike Ishijima take on Generator in heated Infinity action! The TUE5 winner is struggling to make his mark, but he put up a good fight against the veteran Generator. Mike got a near fall after clocking Generator with a surprise high knee strike early on in the match. He then took a page out of Big Mike's playbook and went for the Dragon Suplex, but Generator escaped and brought Ishijima down with a Bulldog before hitting the GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop and getting the pin.

    -Randy no Kachi was up next against the off beat Ultimo Tiger. Tiger spoke to his Tack doll and tried to shake hands with RnK before the match, but the new Shadow knocked the doll away and assaulted UT with a series of kicks and slaps. This was a quick and dominant match for Randy, and it felt more like a warm up for the Zero Hour Ladder Match for him. UT tried to salvage the match with a Tiger Driver attempt, but Randy escaped and brought him down with the No Kachi Cutter. Randy picked him up one last time for the Shadow Driver #2 and got the pin and win.

    -EBW rookie Chu Chu made his X-perience debut against veteran Jeff Andonuts in another short match up. Jeff has been around since day one, but his win loss record leaves a lot to be desired. Chu Chu powered over him from the moment the bell sounded. An over bearing brawling style meshed with strong style kicks and chops gave Chu Chu a dominant move set. Rather then show it off, Chu Chu ended the match quickly, hitting the Mongolian Chops, kicking Jeff in the midsection, and plowing him into the mat with a Powerbomb Pin. 3-0 Chu Chu continues to impress.

    -Little Mac and Swift get a tag title shot stemming from their War Games win at Crash! Tonight, they showed off what this team can do against Earthbound Brothers stable members EBW Tag Team Champion Ninten and Poo. Amigo and Maurice scouted both teams, as they too will be involved in the match. Ninten and Poo held up well against the Greed tandem, despite Swift's power and Mac's keen mind and dirty tactics. Maurice and Amigo tried to keep Mac honest, but during an attempt to snag the brass knuckles from him. Swift was able to POUNCE Poo and land the Blackhammer for the 1-2-3. Will Greed add more gold? Will Ness and Ninten be able to retain their belts? Can Amigo and Maurice get absolute revenge on Little Mac?

    -The hits and squashes keep on coming in this go home show before Zero Hour, as Troy dominated Dynamic Dougie in the next match. He was obviously frustrated about losing the E-1 and not having a Zero Hour match. He tackled Dougie in the beginning and bloodied him early with his hard grinding elbows. This one did not take long as Troy quickly hit the Overdrive and followed up with the Punt Kick and the pin.

    -A lengthy war saw New Generation and Eagleland Champion Perfect Man battle Hashim and the New Money of Greed. A crazy battle that saw every man enter and hit their big finishers almost in sequence late in the match. The New Money were still green, but quickly learning and relying less on the dirty tactics....of course they were still there as well. Little Mac came out late and tried to get involved, but Perfy did the Perfect Cannonball to knock him away. Maurice tagged in and took turns clocking the members of Greed with the KO Punch, finally hitting Hashim and pinning him for the victory. Big win for Maurice and the New Generation.



    Tack Angel: Look girls, don't say anything right now....I need to tell you something. I REALLY appreciate the thoughts and feelings you have for me.....even though one of you is supposedly being dishonest.....I'm not going to believe that. I believe you are all amazing, but I just don't see us being happy together. Mia, you're a fun party girl and I admire your spirit, it's just way out of my range of understanding. I'm a bit more laid back....I sip my juice apathetically know what I mean?

    Mia Lamina: No....actually I don't.

    Tack Angel: I don't want to hold you back from being the free spirit that you are.

    Mia Lamina: Tack.

    Tack Angel: Jessica, you're a really nice girl, and we do have a few things in common. However, I don't think I'm the man you think I am. I'm just a simple guy, not a larger than life super hero.

    Jessica: ......

    Tack Angel: Tracy I-

    Tracy: Tack please!

    Tack Angel: Tracy....what we had was special. You helped me come out of my shell. You did a lot to help me, and I'll always be grateful. I think it's time we moved on, but remain as friends. I want you to be happy, and I'm glad we have moved past the ugliness of before.

    Tracy: Tack, I was wrong to hurt you please forgive me.

    Tack Angel: I forgave you a long time ago. You don't have to apologize. You were unhappy and I'm sorry for that. Let's be friends and both try to be happy alright? You all mean a lot to me. You really do. I'd be happy to have you as my dear friends. My heart belongs elsewhere, and my focus right now....needs to be on the Global World Championship. I'm a wrestler.....I'm a champion, and I have a responsibility to be at my best every night in that ring. The confusion and the stress ends now. I have to get going.

    Mia Lamina: ......

    Jessica: ....

    Tracy: .....

    All 3: TACK WAIT!



    -The main event would see the anticipated tag team match featuring Global World Champion Tack Angel and KYO taking on the E-1 Finalists Lovekick Connection. This is would be the final match for all involved before a career changing night at Zero Hour and the pressure was on. Tack and KYO made an odd pairing, but Tack refused to give into KYO's mind games and focused on the match. He continued his amazing battle with Sal Paradise at the start, with both men going at it with colliding kicks and chops. Perfectly symmetrical violence was going nowhere, so Sal tagged in Jamie while Tack tried to tag in KYO. The demon refused to tag in, so Jamie tagged Tack....in the back of the head with a high kick. He took Tack to the ground and hit the Penalty Kick, but Tack kicked out of the pin attempt. A kicker versus kicker naturally meant lots of kicks. Tack and Jamie had to have bruised their shins from some of the brutal exchanges. KYO finally tagged himself in and immediately tried to lock in the Hell Claw on Jamie. Jamie back into his corner and Sal tagged in, going high risk with a dropkick to KYO. Lovekick were still a tag team and still friends, so they refused to let KYO injure the other so they could have the Zero Hour advantage. Late in the match, Tack Angel was shocked to see his "Angels" come out to the ramp. Were they trying to get his attention or cheer him on? In any case it also got the attention of KYO, who slowly left the ring and crept towards them. Tack quickly followed and ran past KYO to serve as a wall between the demons and the angels. Lovekick and the referee were confused, as the count reached 10 and the team of Tack and KYO lost via countout. Sal and Jamie celebrated the victory, but quickly turned their attention back to the action on the ramp once Jamie grabbed some popcorn from a fan.

    Tack Angel: NO KYO! YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE!

    KYO: Tack Angel, protecting the little angels? Even if you don't love them? Even if one of them might just stab you in the back?

    Tack Angel: I don't care if one of them tries to stab me in the back. You don't understand something about me KYO. There isn't anything I don't love. I love them, I love wrestling, I love EBW! Love and hope is what drives people to do great things, and through all of that I can give dreams to the people. It's something I had forgotten along the way, but I remember now. Someone very special reminded me of the value of dreams. So no matter what, I will stand in the way of evil, and right now.....that evil is you. You want to hurt these women? YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME! CAUSE I WON'T ALLOW IT!

    KYO: THERE! THAT IS THE ANGEL I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR! HAHAHAHAHAHA! The champion of hope and dreams and light! The man that thinks he's just a man, but he's become a symbol to many people! A symbol of the light that I will extinguish! You have revealed yourself to me Tack Angel, and as such made the biggest mistake you could ever make. You've awakened the demon! The demon who will crush you and send you to HELL!

    Tack Angel: Don't count on it KYO! You're forgetting something very important. A demon WILL NEVER beat an Angel....

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Singles: Generator beat Mike Ishijima (6:02) with a GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop.
    2. Infinity Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Ultimo Tiger (3:44) with a Shadow Driver #2.
    3. Singles: Chu Chu beat Jeff Andonuts (1:20) with a Powerbomb Pin.
    4. Tag Team:  Little Mac/Swift beat Ninten/Poo (8:29) when Swift hit the Blackhammer on Poo.
    5. Singles: Troy beat Dynamic Dougie (2:01) with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
    6. 8-Man Tag: Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice/Perfect Man beat Hashim Al-Singh/Ra/Noah Jennings/Pretty Tony (28:04) when Maurice hit the KO Punch on Hashim Al-Singh.
    7. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Tack Angel/KYO (12:14) via Countout.

    -



    Mia Lamina here, your resident party girl! We're about to heat up the frozen tundra of Winter, as Zero Hour has arrived, and that means 3 Stages of Hell! The stage is set for one of the biggest Global World Championship matches in history! Now we know we won't get a comment from KYO, but he seems determined to make his point tonight by extinguishing the light of Global World Champion Tack Angel! Despite a broken heart, I am personally in the corner of Tack Angel! Here is hoping he can stop that sinister baddie from making things a lot less fun around here! I'm joined by the one person who can probably best explain Tack Angel's condition in this match. Amy Taylor.

    Amy Taylor: Huh? What do you mean by that?

    Mia Lamina: Girl, did you not hear what happened on X-perience? Tack Angel picked you!

    Amy Taylor: What do you mean? Tack....picked me?

    Tack Angel: No.

    Mia Lamina: What?

    Amy Taylor: Tack?

    Tack Angel: Women aren't something to be chosen out of a lineup, but Amy....I-

    Amy Taylor: Tack, there is something I have wanted to tell you for a long time! I have these emotions that have been boiling up inside of me. I've been a big fan for a long time, but not of Tack Angel the wrestler, but of Tack Angel the person! EBW is full of shenanigans, and weirdos, and bad bad people. In the middle of all of this is Tack Angel, a guy who has been through a lot in his life. A guy who has gotten past all of it and come out the over end without becoming spiteful and bitter. Despite a televised emotional roller coaster, you're still the normal, down to Earth Tack Angel. That is something I can respect and adore. I saw you capture your dream, and I thought that I could capture mine as well. So, I worked really hard to get to this position so that I could let you know, that you inspired me.

    Tack Angel: Amy.....I'm just guy. Just a guy trying to get by. I don't think there is anything special about me. I will just keep on doing my thing, and if that gives dreams to people, then it's all for the best. I'm not the kind of person who will choose a woman. I am not a player and this isn't Tenchi Muyo. That being said, I'm a man, I'm the Global World Champion, and I try my best to be a nice guy. I think I have a lot to offer in my heart, but it's been broken before so it's fragile. Amy, I can't choose you, but you can choose me. I want to take this slow though, so Amy, if you choose me....if you want to give this a try.....I would love to take you out to dinner.

    Amy Taylor: Tack.....absolutely!

    Tack Angel: Fantastic!

    Mia Lamina: Oh my goodness! I think I'm going to cry! I wish I could find a guy like that!

    Perfect Man: Perhaps Perfy is the man for you sexy purple haired lady!

    Mia Lamina: Uh.....no thanks.

    Tack Angel: I wish I had more time to talk, but this IS a wrestling show. No time for drama anymore. Time to get ready and kick KYO's ass back to the dark hell he spawned from!

    Amy Taylor: ...Good luck Tack.



    Zero Hour was now upon us! The EBW fans packed the frozen Winters Athletic Colosseum, to heat up the cold night with hot wrestling action, all capped off by a trip to Hell with with the Global World Championship on the line. The night would also see Lovekick Connection face their destiny, where only one could ascend to the highest peaks of wrestling glory. The E-1 Climax, has been the biggest tournament in EBW history. This year's tournament was the biggest of the big. Whichever man won tonight would be immortalized as one of the greats. It all came down to tonight....Zero Hour.

    -The action kicked off with an Infinity Division 6-Way match featuring Generator, Blue Lightning, Ultimo Tiger, Mike Ishijima, and Bolshoi. Anwin and Bolshoi were fresh off tough E-1 runs, and the other participants in the match saw this as a target and tried to take them down quickly. BL, UT, and Mike Ishijima worked together in the beginning before UT hit a TaToBa Kick on Anwin before going for the pin. Mike rushed to break it up and the Blue Team all started trading blows. This was a fast paced cluster match, that saw Anwin somehow come back from a beating to take the Tack fan Ultimo Tiger to the top rope to his the Static Superplex on him. As the cameras went to static, Bolshoi and Hotlanta dove out of the ring onto Mike and BL while Anwin rolled up Tiger for the pin. A nice comeback win for Anwin. The first Infinity Division Champion is getting back on track as evidenced by the post match endorsement from Generator and Bolshoi.

    -The New Money were up next as they took on the odd team of Dynamic Dougie, Onisuiken, and Simon Stuart. Oni was especially chomping at the bit in this match, as the E-1 took a lot of his ring time, and he was looking to make an impact. Dougie and Simon were both visibly hurting from the E-1, but even with New Money targeting them, the team held up well enough to make this a timely match. In the end though, dirty tactics decided the victors, as Ra tossed Pretty Tony a pair of brass knuckles. The ref saw this and took them away. That's when Noah pulled out another pair and handed them to Tony. He clocked the rookie Simon Stuart over the head and rolled him up as Ra and Noah kept back Dougie and Oni. Another tainted victory for the Tri-Force Champions.



    -A heated 3-Team Tag Championship match, would see a lot of heat and controversy, as Greed continued to cause problems in big time matches. In this case the whole Greed stable came out en mass as Ness and Ninten, the Earthbound Brother tried to defend  the belts against Swift and Little Mac as well as Amigo and Maurice. Amigo and Maurice seemed more focused on getting to Little Mac, and keeping Greed from getting involved. The lure of the titles had them trying to mix it up with Ness and Ninten, but then someone from Greed would try to get involved. The ref told many of them to go to the back, but hardly did they listen, or if they did leave they made sure to come back. The match itself was very compelling, but the outside shenanigans took away from the in ring action, which drew the ire of the fans. The interference was too much for Amigo and Maurice and they soon went outside to bust Greed skulls. Maurice clocked the New Money, while Amigo tackled Hashim into the guard rail to brawl. The fans cheered, as this evened the odds for the Earthbound Brothers, but when the match became a fair fight Swift was still too much for Ninten, and he promptly got the pin following a hard POUNCE! While Swift did most of the work in the match, Little Mac was now a champion once again as he and Swift celebrated with Greed. New Tag Team Champions.



    -Another title match followed, as Perfect Man put the Eagleland Championship on the line against Kinniku Mike. Both men had been allies in recent weeks, but put that behind them to focus of a quality hard hitting match. Perfy's elusive shenanigans began to frustrate Perfy and he laid into him with hard shots. He went for the Release Dragon Suplex, which Perfect Man evaded. Perfect then went for a Perfectplex of his own, but Mike also escaped and planted Perfy hard with a bodyslam. Perfect Man tried to wear down Mike while avoiding the powerful slams. This was made even more difficult as Hashim Al-Singh made his way out with a score to settle with Perfect Man. More Greed interference lead to Perfy's distraction which in turn lead to Kinniku Mike planting him with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb before getting the pin and the Eagleland Championship. Mike did not like the way the match ended, but shrugged it off and helped Perfect Man to his feet. Hashim tried to attack Perfect from behind, but Mike floored him with a lariat and chased him away from the ring. Kinniku Mike once again had gold with the Eagleland Championship.

    -By hook or crook, Camilo Ortega proved himself to be on top of the Infinity Division after claiming victory in a heated Ladder Match. With the title on the line, Camilo would have the overcome the challenge of Hotlanta, Picky Minch, and Randy no Kachi. RnK was looking to be the favorite in this match, after claiming the Shadow mask and picking up victories in dominant fashion. He was more then able to hold his own with the vets in the ring, but he seemed more focused on attacking then climbing for that belt. Camilo was the one using the ladder to his full advantage. Using it like a propeller he managed to clear the ring of Hotlanta and Picky late in the match. RnK jumped up instead of out and climbed the cable holding the title. Camilo tried pulling him down, but was kicked for his troubles. Remembering a strategy against RnK's mentor, Camilo climbed the ladder and tried to pull off Randy's new mask. This forced RnK to fall to the ground to protect the mask. He tried to race back up, but Camilo has beaten him to the belt and once again defended the Infinity Division Championship.



    -The stakes were never higher for Sal Paradise and Jamie OD as they stepped into the ring as enemies for the first time since 2008. They both had proven their critics wrong, and overcome the best that EBW has to reach this point. No questioning the drive, talent, and passion of Lovekick now. Sal and Jamie were here, but which one would win the most important match of their careers? The old friends started out in separate corners just staring as the fans chanted their names in a dueling fashion. They slowly approached each other and shook hands before colliding with back and forth kicks and slaps. Jamie took control early on with hard kicks, before trying to end it early with a Backbreaker x Facebuster, that managed a 2 count on the pin attempt. Sal was caught off guard and narrowly evaded a Shining Wizard when trying to get back up. Paradise was shaken, but he responded with a high kick of his own, and tried to take Jamie down a Paradise Lock. They went into a sequence of counter holds and moves that fired the fans up even more. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD continued in a fast paced, high caliber performance, which neither man refusing to give up or stay down. Late in the match Jamie had Sal on the mat. He mouthed "sorry" to his friend before hitting the Penalty Kick. He went for the pin 1-2-KICKOUT! Jamie looked amazed as the hurting Sal somehow survived. He lined Sal up for yet another Penalty Kick, and the thud from the second kick could be heard from the back of the arena. 1-2-KICKOUT! Jamie was shocked as Sal once again kicked out. Jamie was getting frustrated as he lined up for one more kick. As he charged in, Sal used all of his energy to lunge up and floor Jamie with a desperation lariat. They both slowly fought back up to standing, with Sal gaining control and with a thunderous roar he elbowed Jamie hard enough to draw blood, before hitting the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori² x Jujigatame Submission. Jamie OD panicked, as he tried his best to reach for the ropes. Jamie fought for what felt like forever before having no choice but to tap out. The fans went crazy as Sal Paradise ran around the ring celebrating this huge victory. Sal Paradise had gone from casanova tag star to E-1 Climax winner. Jamie OD embraced his friend and personally handed him the E-1 trophy while President Mach, VP IQ, and Moz applauded. Sal Paradise had shattered the glass ceiling and changed the paradigm. Sal Paradise has won the E-1 Climax, and now the path to the Global World Championship is open to Sal Paradise....





    It was now time for the big main event, as Tack Angel, Global World Champion and symbol of what EBW is would battle KYO, the demonic symbol of what EBW could become. KYO's quest to vanquish the angel had come to this. Who would stand atop the world with the belt and the glory? Angel versus Demon. 3 Stages of Hell! Both fighters stood in the middle of the ring and engaged in a long stare down as the ring crew brought out the table of the Tables Match stage. The bell rang and the battle began. KYO and Tack started the fight circling the ring as the crowd chanted. Then they started trading strikes. That's when Tack unleashed his vicious kicks. Tack immediately stumbled back and a kick to his face almost connected. KYO tried to respond with an early Hell Claw. Tack in turn managed to avoid and backed away from the claw. After a little more circling the two fighters engaged in a test of strength. Maybe it was a way to gauge how strong the opponent was or maybe it was just a way to see who was better, but the fighters grappled back and forth as the crowd watched with bated breath. Tack took this time to gain momentum by kicking KYO in the gut and taking him to the mat after a series of quick snap suplexes. KYO quickly got back to his feet, with Tack attempting to toss him into the table. It turned into a brawl, with both men trying to get their opponent through that table for that first point. Tack's confidence had returned, and he was not backing down from the intimidating KYO. The demon grabbed Tack by the throat and tried to choke him, but Tack responded as well. Not only were they choking each other, but they were headbutting each other as well in a brutal scene. Tack backed away into the ropes with KYO charging. Tack ducked down and flipped KYO out of the ring and straight through a table. Tack Angel captured the first win.

    The tables were taken away and the rules were changed for Stage 2, as it was time for the Submission Stage. Tack tried to get KYO back into the ring to go for a single leg crab, but KYO powered out and immediately went for a Hell Claw. Tack had to pull himself out of the ring to survive. KYO was showing more fire then ever before as he tried to strangle and claw at Tack Angel while laughing maniacally. The Hell Claw played the major factor, as KYO tried to rip Tack's jaw off! The fans were 100% behind Tack as they chanted for him. KYO responded to this by pulling Tack up and covering his ears while laughing. He continued to wrench the jaw until Tack had no choice, but to tap out. Tack and KYO were tied 1-1 going in to the Zero Hour conclusion....the cage match.

    The cage lowered, and now the demon and angel were trapped together, with only one able to emerge. Both men had been here before, but who would survive this time? The moment it was locked in place the fighting continued. This match could be settled by pinfall, submission, or cage escape. Both men were tired and battered. This stage of the match was much slower paced but they still managed to trade off on their finishers. Each man almost sealed the deal only to have their opponent kick out at 2. It was crazy and the fans were all standing. Tack captured KYO in a headlock, but KYO elbowed out of it and headbutt him with the back of his head. Tack fell to his knees, where KYO captured him in the cradle piledriver. 1-2-KICKOUT! Tack in turn battled back to this feet and kicked KYO hard in the head. We went for the TaToBa Kick, but KYO avoided it and grabbed Tack by the throat to hit the chokeslam. KYO was not attempting to escape this match, he was going in for the kill. He went for the choke again, but Tack rolled him up and nearly scored the pin. Tack climbed back up and let KYO have it. This time he hit the Angel Driver and started climbing the cage. The fans chanted as Tack was looking to get another big win by hopping off the cage. Tack stood atop the cage and looked around only to close his eyes and hit a huge Moonsault right onto KYO. No running, not anymore. Tack rolled up KYO for the pin. 1-2-3! Tack Angel captured the victory, defended his title, and survived hell. The Angel overcame the Devil to close out Zero Hour.

    EBW: Zero Hour
    Winters Athletic Colosseum
    PPV

    1. Infinity Division 6-Way: Anwin beat Generator, Blue Lightning, Ultimo Tiger, Mike Ishijima, and Bolshoi (4:02) when Anwin hit the Static Superplex on Ultimo Tiger.
    2. 6-Man Tag: Ra/Pretty Tony/Noah Jennings beat Dynamic Dougie/Onisuiken/Simon Stuart (9:38) when Pretty Tony hit the KO Punch on Simon Stuart.
    3. 3-Team Tag Team Championship: Swift/Little Mac beat Ness/Ninten(c), and Maurice/Amigo (12:05) when Swift hit the POUNCE on Ninten to become the NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
    4. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike beat Perfect Man(c) (5:50) with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb to become the NEW EBW Eagleland Champion!
    5. Infinity Championship 4-Way Ladder Match: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Hotlanta, Picky Minch, and Randy no Kachi (13:44) by grabbing the Championship.
    6. E-1 Climax Finals:  Sal Paradise beat Jamie OD (28:15) with a Kokoro Hiraite Kaori² x Jujigatame Submission to win the 2011 E-1 Climax!
    7. Global World Championship 3 Stages of Hell: Tack Angel(c) beat KYO 2-1 (37:49).
    Stage 1: Table Match Tack (10:20) Stage 2: Submission Match KYO (22:21) Stage 3: Cage Match Tack  (37:49)

    -



    Zero Hour Fallout! Paradise will gets his shot THIS WEEK! Hardcore Halloween!



    Big news out of EBW Tower today, as President Trevor Mach has announced that EBW will be hitting the road for a huge Halloween Special this week. The title is Hardcore Halloween, it will replace X-perience this week, and it will go down in the zombie infested city of Threed. The biggest news is that the main event of this special will see Sal Paradise get his Global World Championship title shot against Tack Angel! The reactions for Sal have been huge, and this is the biggest show to hit Threed in some time. The show promises a lot of high action, thrills, and brutality, as the show will kick off with a big Hardcore Halloween Battle Royale, where anything goes.

    The week of excitement will begin with X-cite, where a new Infinity Division #1 Contender will be determined. New Generation will continue their fight with Greed as well. Jamie OD will attempt to rebound from the biggest loss in his career when he takes on Kinniku Mike for his newly won Eagleland Championship. The main event will be a huge test for the E-1 Climax winner Sal Paradise, as he will battle KYO. The match is 2/3 Falls, so we'll find out if Sal can last as long as Tack did against the demon. Speaking of Tack, the Global World Champion will be acting as the Special Referee. Plenty of chances to scout the competition, or even make sure he barely makes it to his title match. Will Tack give in to the temptation, or will the consummate protagonist live up to his name? Also scheduled for X-cite is the "Celebration of Camilo Oretga". The crafty young Ortega has found his way on top of the Infinity Division, and Greed will be throwing him a celebration party. Everyone is invited....whether they like or not really. All of this and more on the next X-cite and Hardcore Halloween! The excitement never stops in EBW!

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division #1 Contender 4-Way: Hotlanta vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Blue Lightning vs. Mike Ishijima
    2. Tag Team: Amigo/Maurice vs. Noah Jennings/Pretty Tony
    3. Non-Title Tag Team: Troy/w00t vs. Swift/Little Mac
    4. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Jamie OD
    5. 2/3 Falls: Sal Paradise vs. KYO Special Referee: Tack Angel

    EBW: Hardcore Halloween on
    Threed

    1. Hardcore Halloween Battle Royale: TBD
    2. Global World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Sal Paradise

    FSW Returns! Mass Exodus!

    Fourside Wrestling, the brother promotion to EBW went on hiatus sometime ago around the same time as sister promotion Sparkle. With the Machismo Administration strengthening the market for wrestling, Fourside will be making a triumphant return. Vice President Ryan IQ made the big announcement this week, and he's pleased to be working with and slightly competing with Earthbound Wrestling. The VP was looking forward to a great working partnership with EBW. Some of the wrestlers making an exodus back though were less than civil about their EBW departures...

    Taken from...


    Perfect Man: Yes Perfect Man knows! 

    Subculture:  Well, we gotta do somethin about this! 

    Perfect Man: Let Perfect Man handle this....

    *ring*

    Perfect Man: Yea....Oh??....Really??....Wonderful...That's great!...See you soon....Oh yea...Perfect Man will let em know!!...Buh-bye!

    *hangs up*



    Picky Minch:  So who was that?

    Subculture: What now?

    Perfect Man:  That was the solution!  Time for Perfect Man to make a phone call to Mr. President! 

    Jay: I don't like the sounds of this. 

    *rings*

    Trevor:  Yo Perfy! 

    Perfect Man:  Yo!  Mr. President!  Got some good news and some bad news.

    Trevor:  Ok, what's the bad news!

    Perfect Man: Since you insist, bad news is we are walking out!

    Trevor:  What?  Why?  and we as in who else?

    Perfect Man: Subbie, Picky, Jay, and Perfect Man.  Why?  Well, thats the good news!  Ryan IQ got some things under control and we are going back to FSW!

    Trevor:  Nah!  You and Picky ain't going anywhere.  You have contracts!  Subbie and Jay can go!

    Perfect Man:  Um, actually, there were no contracts.  I recall that was just a ploy to make that website article sound good.  No matter what you say, we're walking all of us!

    Trevor:  You're making a big mistake Perfy!  Look at the money EBW is paying you for this. 

    Perfect Man: We weren't paid diddly squat!  Ryan actually paid us back in FSW, since he owns the damn place.  Hell, we all like to get paid and actually have FUN!  Not controlled and brainwashed into your system! 

    Trevor: You are making a big mistake!  You'll rue the day, Perfy!

    Perfect Man: And ONLY LADIES call Perfect Man, Perfy!

    This is what you didn't see...



    First Lady Tali Mach: Well hello boys. Leaving so soon are we?

    Perfect Man: AH! Perfy just told Trevor! How did you find out so fast?

    First Lady Tali Mach: I make it my business to know these things Perfect Man. See EBW belongs to my husband, and anything that belongs to him belongs to me. We're partners in this, so I don't like hearing that some goofy idiot who is nothing more then a talentless parody is planning to leave so rudely after being given such an opportunity! Now really Perfect Man.....COULD YOU BLAME ME IF I WAS LITTLE UPSET?!

    Perfect Man: .....Perfect Man understands completely?

    First Lady Tali Mach: Good! Good thing for you that I'm not mad then! In fact, EBW wants to help FSW get back on its feet! That is why Ness and I agreed that Ninten, Poo, and Lucas should return to their old stomping grounds, to make FSW bigger then ever.

    Perfect Man: Perfy was the FSW GM. Perfy does not think we need EBW guys to get FSW going again.

    First Lady Tali Mach: It's cute that you think you have a choice here. By the way, Picky is an EBW Original.

    Picky Minch: ....She's right you know.

    Perfect Man: Fine fine fine. I'm sure Ry Ry would never say no to you anyways.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Not if he didn't want to eat all of his meals out of a straw he wouldn't.

    Perfect Man: So....can Perfy go now?

    First Lady Tali Mach: Sure! In fact, let me PERSONALLY help you all out of the building. A friendly farewell from the people who signed your checks.



    Perfect Man: HELP ME!!!

    Jay Chung: AH! I'M SORRY! Put me down! Where is Jessica!

    First Lady Tali Mach: Oh we have plans for her. She's not going anywhere. Have fun in FSW! We look forward to naming a water cooler after you!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Isn't this a bit extreme?

    First Lady Tali Mach: Feels just right to me. Good luck with FSW Ryan.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Thanks.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Might want to pick up Perfect Man's teeth. Wouldn't want to have to charge him with littering.

    -




    Zero Hour has come and gone, and Sal Paradise is now poised for greatness with ultimate victory in the E-1 Climax! The half boiled stigma is now gone, and Sal Paradise will soon be getting his very first Global World Championship opportunity against Tack Angel, the man that survived 3 Stages of Hell against KYO. Tonight, Tack Angel would serve as the special referee in a battle between his last opponent and his next one. Hardcore Halloween, the EBW Special will play host to the title match, but against an opponent like KYO can Sal make it to his match in one piece?

    After a recap of the previous night's events, the theme of Sal Paradise kicked in, with the E-1 Climax winner getting a warm welcome as he towed his trophy to the ring. He stood by and soaked up the applause of the fans and thanked them all before grabbing a mic.

    Sal Paradise: Thank you everyone! What can I say, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A WINNER! Hard work, determination, and never backing down....these are the keys to success and I'm the example that they work! The past few weeks have been nothing short of amazing. I've mentioned before that I felt like a brand new Sal Paradise, and this is true. I have changed, and now it's time for EBW to change. The glass ceiling is shattered, and I'm on may way to a Global World Championship match. I'm doing more then that though. I'm going to take it upon myself to speak up for the boys in the back and the fans in attendance. I'm going to speak my mind on what I find is wrong around here, and I'm going to change it. I've learned from the past of EBW that a little chaos is good for the soul, and good for the company. You want an erratic fighter that will do whatever and whenever? Look no further then right here. I'll be more then happy to shake things up around here. Oh and ladies, don't panic, I'll always still have time for you too *wink*. I wasn't intending on making a big speech when I got here, so I'm going to cut this short and just tell you all thank you. Thank you for always being by my side every step of the way. This trophy, belongs to all of you. We're in this together, and I will always fight for you.

    At that moment, the theme song of Jamie OD began to play...



    Jamie OD: Oi! Sal Sal Sally boy! Someone is in line for congratulations and a BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE! You really showed me something out there at Zero Hour. You showed it to me and you showed it to these fans. I have to say I wasn't expecting to have that much trouble against you. I mean no offense, but deep down.....I always thought I was the better man.....and I still do. At Zero Hour though, you somehow came through and ripped that trophy out from under me. It was quite the learning experience I have to say. You said you learned a lot about yourself during the E-1 Climax, and so has this hooligan. I learned that I don't like to lose.

    Sal Paradise: Jamie, it was a tough fight for both of us. I honestly think it could have gone either way. Unfortunately for you, you were facing Sal Paradise, and I've made it a habit of defying the odds recently.

    Jamie OD: Don't get a big head now pal! It's not very becoming of you.

    Sal Paradise: I'm just fooling with you Jamie. Look, that was a great match, I think we all agree on that. We shook hands leaving the arena that night, and I would like to shake your hand here and now one more time.

    Jamie OD: Ha! You seem a little worried Sal. You seem to think I might be bitter. You seem to think I might be jealous.

    Sal Paradise: No, I'm just not wanting to make an enemy out of a friend. It wasn't personal.

    Jamie OD: Sal, you have NOTHING to worry about. I don't intend on turning on you at Hardcore Halloween. I don't intend on "showing my true colors" at Hardcore Halloween. I will not be "turning heel" at Hardcore Halloween and costing you your title opportunity. You want to know why?

    Sal Paradise: Why?

    Jamie OD: CAUSE I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

    Jamie OD rushed Sal and hit him hard with a loud headbutt that sent him to the mat. Blood splattered, as it looked like Sal might have suffered a broken nose from the collision. Jamie knocked over the E-1 Trophy and picked up the mic again.

     

    Jamie OD: WHY WOULDN'T YOU STAY DOWN!? THE E-1 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE SAL! YOU STOLE IT FROM ME! LOOK AT YOU! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU! I CAN BEAT YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! I'M THE BETTER MAN! I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! YOU ARE NOTHING!

    Jamie took a few more shots before storming off to the back, where he ran into Mia Lamina.



    Mia Lamina: Mia here! The resident party girl has just run into Jamie OD, the man that just attacked E-1 Climax winner-

    Jamie OD: THE E-1 CLIMAX THIEF! Sal Paradise could not beat me on his best day! I carried him for years and this is how he repays me! This is what happens when you go soft. This is what happens when you hold back! You get betrayed! I WAS BETRAYED! I should be the E-1 Climax winner! I know it, and all the hooligans out there know it! Actually, I don't care too much if they know it or not! Playing the nice guy is starting to make me sick! Always have to smile for the kiddies and wait patiently for the opportunity that I deserve, but never get because of backstabbing and betrayal! I'm going to take what I want from now on! Sal was right about things changing around here, because I AM GOING TO BE THE ONE TO CHANGE THEM!



    -The opening bout of the show saw 4 of EBW's best Infinity Division wrestlers duke it out to see who might be able to topple the reign of Camilo Ortega. Hotlanta seemed like the clear favorite, but the lovable troll Blue Lightning was actually in charge for most of the match. He would tangle with Mike Ishijima, but then crash the party whenever Hot and RnK were trading shots. This strategy worked until Hot and Randy both dropkicked BL out of the ring. Mike Ishijima made his move at this point, but Randy no Kachi dropped him. Both Blue Lightning and Mike Ishijima got to their feet back in ring only to simultaneously get taken down again when Hot hit the Bellerophon Bomb on Blue, and RnK hit the Shadow Driver #2 on Ishijima. Both men went for the pin at the same time and both got the 3 count at the same time. This was a puzzling development. Both men claimed victory, but the ref could not make a decision. Finally, President Trevor Mach appeared on the tron and told Hot and Randy both that to decide this they would have a singles match and the match was next.

    -Both men continued the match in singles action, with Randy no Kachi using the soul of Shadow to dominate with a ruthless style. Hotlanta came back after escaping the No Kachi Cutter, and floored RnK with a Bellerophon Bomb. Hotlanta won the match, and will get another shot at Infinity Division Champion Camilo Ortega.

    -Greed continues to screw over Amigo and Maurice, and this tag match was no exception. The New Generation team clashed with 2/3 of New Money in tag action, with Little Mac and Ra outside trying to provide help. Maurice continues to try and get at Little Mac, and when Mac tried to toss knuckles into the ring he rushed after him. Amigo was holding his own against Noah Jennings, and hit a High Angle German to try and finish the match, but Pretty Tony clocked him hard with a KO Punch and draped Noah over him to capture the win.

    We then followed New Money to the back, where they entered the VIP Room, the setting for Camilo Ortega's celebration...



    Camilo Ortega: Hello everyone! So glad you could make it! I'm in such a good mood, I'll even let the peasants watching at home attend my party. You see, I'm still the Infinity Division Champion! I have taken on all comers, and I have survived with the belt. It takes a man of skill and determination to overcome the system that is trying to keep him down. Now, the Machismo Administration can see that I will down bow to their whims. I am a prince, and Trevor Mach can kneel at MY feet!

    Little Mac: Well said Camilo! This is just the beginning everyone. We're grabbing up titles left and right. Soon, we will be in control, and as long as no one drops a belt, the Administration will have no choice but to take orders from the elite of Greed!

    Camilo Ortega: I don't see me losing this belt anytime soon if ever HAHA! Who could they get to possibly stop me?

    Hotlanta: That would be my Camilo.

    Camilo Ortega: Hotlanta? What a surprise! Come in come in! Would you like a snack or a drink?

    Hotlanta: No, I'm not here to party with you Camilo. I'm here to remind you that you're looking at your next challenge right here.

    Camilo Ortega: Ha! Is that supposed to scare me? I have beaten you how many times now?

    Hotlanta: You and I both know that your tainted wins mean nothing. You're dealing with a guy who has dealt with your kind before, and I will have no trouble doing it again. I underestimated you before, but I know your strategy and I know how to beat you.

    Camilo Ortega: Oh yeah? How might you do that?

    Hotlanta: You forget....I'm Hotlanta.....I know how to fight fire with fire. Enjoy your party.

    Camilo Ortega: What did you mean by that? Hey! What did you mean?! Hotlanta?



    -The odd yet formidable tag team of Troy and w00t took on the EBW Tag Team Champions Little Mac and Swift in the next match. Both Troy and w00t put past tag team experience to use, and tried to keep Little Mac from tagging in Swift. That is until Swift taunted Troy and he practically forced Mac to tag in Swift. The two bulls collided full on and brawled for most of the match. Later on Mac got back in and tried to clock his old protege with brass knuckles. Maurice ran down though and grabbed them out of his hand. Mac turned around long enough for Troy to hit the lariat. As he tried to get back up the Punt Kick followed before the pin. w00t and Troy got a win on the tag champs, and Maurice's war with Little Mac continues.

    -Jamie OD shocked the wrestling world earlier in the show, but now he would be stepping in the ring against new Eagleland Champion Kinniku Mike. The slammer and the striker put on a good match, and the fans let Jamie have it for his words and actions earlier in the show. This set him off and after narrowly avoiding a body splash from Mike, the hooligan went to the outside to grab a chair. He took a swing at Mike, but Mike ducked so Jamie tossed the chair into his hands and dropkicked it straight into his face. The referee DQ'd Jamie as he continued to attack with the chair. He picked up the Eagleland Championship and screamed that he only wanted what Sal had stolen from him and he placed the belt back on Mike before hitting him again. Jamie OD has gone off the deep end!



    Mia Lamina: The party girl is back, with a new installment of Xciter Spotlight! This week we take a look at Tack Angel, a man that could have had some of this, but I'm still happy that he has found someone he cares about.

    Tack Angel: Thanks Mia, I really appreciate that you can be so matu-

    Mia Lamina: I just hope she isn't the black widow.

    Tack Angel: Pardon?

    Mia Lamina: Word is that one of "Tack's Angels" weren't being totally honest about their feelings. One of us is out to get you I hear. Hope it's not Amy.

    Tack Angel: Uh...yeah....now I remember that. I hope it's not her either......it's not you right?

    Mia Lamina: Wouldn't you like to know?

    Tack Angel: Yes! I would!

    Mia Lamina: ......So Tack, you just survived 3 Stages of Hell, and you'll be battling Sal Paradise later this week in yet another title match. Are you ready for this match?

    Tack Angel: I'm always ready Mia. I'm at no disadvantage here, as Sal Paradise just went through hell as well. We're both bruised and battered, but I know I still have it in me to give my best. I just hope that Sal can compete after-

    Sal Paradise: After what? Having a knife shoved in my back? I'll manage. I'm not going to let Jamie OD take this away from me. My best friend just turned his back on me, but I'll deal with that later. Right now I want to talk about you Tack Angel.

    Mia Lamina: Excuse me Sal, this is Xciter Spotlight and-

    Sal Paradise: Once again Tack Angel has the spotlight. This is nothing new. I'm here to change that up. I'm not going to be the bitter jealous type that Jamie is though. Instead of bitching and moaning I'll just let you know that I intend on taking the title and the spotlight at the Hardcore Halloween special. It's my dream, and I've earned it, so I'm going to take it.

    Tack Angel: You need to make it through tonight first Sal. KYO is not one to be taken lightly.

    Sal Paradise: Neither am I. I think I've proven that by now.

    Tack Angel: You have just be careful out there. I want to face the best Sal Paradise.

    Sal Paradise: I'm ALWAYS the best Sal Paradise.

    Tack Angel: Good luck tonight. I will be calling it right down the middle.

    Sal Paradise: I know you will. Never called you a cheat....just an oblivious spotlight hog.

    Tack Angel: Uh....thank you?

    Mia Lamina: No Tack...no thank you.

    Tack Angel: Oh.



    -The main event was marred in controversy, and would be notable for how it ended and what happened after more then anything. E-1 Climax winner Sal Paradise collided with KYO in a solid 2/3 Falls match with Global World Champion Tack Angel as the special referee. Sal was holding his own with KYO, and Tack was true to his word of officiating fairly. Sal did his best to take KYO off his feet and avoid the kicks, but he could not avoid the Hell Claw. The vicious claw was locked in tight and a Sal had no choice but to take and give KYO the first fall. Sal was hurting, but not done. He trapped KYO in a Paradise Lock, but when he realized the demon would not tap out he tried to change up the tactics. During this second fall KYO started paying more attention to Tack Angel. The light he wanted to extinguish was now the ref in this match, and it was only a matter of time before KYO considered attacking. As KYO and Tack stared down Sal hit a high kick on the demon and landed the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori before getting a pin of his own. The score was tied 1-1 and the next fall would decided it, but this is when things took a turn. Suddenly, the lights went out in the arena. When they came back on the dark painted Tack Angel was on the attack. He floored Sal and attacked several times, but oddly let KYO up and out of the ring. The odd thing about this? Tack Angel was still in the ring to observe "Tack Angel" attacking Sal. That's right, the dark Tack is apparently a completely different person. Tack tried to pull his counterpart off Sal and the two had a staredown before the dark Tack slowly exited the ring. The show ended with Tack staring down his own evil shadow. What is going on, and who is the dark Tack?

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division #1 Contender 4-Way: Hotlanta and Randy no Kachi beat Blue Lightning and Mike Ishijima (8:31) Double Pin.
    2. Infinity Singles: Hotlanta beat Randy no Kachi (6:29) with a Bellerophon Bomb.
    3. Tag Team: Noah Jennings/Pretty Tony beat Amigo/Maurice (6:38) when Noah got the pin on Amigo.
    4. Non-Title Tag Team: Troy/w00t beat Swift/Little Mac (10:11) when Troy hit the Fight Me IRL Punt Kick on Mac.
    5. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Jamie OD (4:09) via DQ.
    6. 2/3 Falls: Sal Paradise vs. KYO Special Referee: Tack Angel (20:09) ended in a No Contest.
    1st Fall: KYO (10:20) 2nd Fall: Sal Paradise (18:18) 3rd Fall: No Contest

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    Hardcore Halloween Special Card Revealed!

    Things are going to get spooky in EBW, as the Hardcore Halloween Special will be coming live from Threed, the most haunted city in Eagleland! The card has been revealed, and the biggest surprise is the addition of another big title match! After beating Swift and Little Mac on X-cite Troy and w00t will attempt to do it again with the belts on the line. Will lightning strike twice? EBW rookie Chu Chu has been very impressive so far, and the powers that be have decided to see what he can do on a bigger stage. That is why he will be facing Hashim Al-Singh in singles action. Anwin and Randy no Kachi will square off in a 30-Minute Iron Man match to show off the intensity of the Infinity Division to the people of Threed. The main event is of course the big one on one match between Tack Angel and Sal Paradise. Global World Champion versus E-1 Climax winner. Can Tack prevail again or will Sal overcome all odds and become champion? Tune in and find out.

    EBW: Hardcore Halloween on
    Threed

    1. Hardcore Halloween Battle Royale: Onisuiken vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice vs. Jamie OD vs. Dynamic Dougie vs. Pretty Tony vs. Ra vs. Simon Stuart
    2. Singles: Chu Chu vs. Hashim Al-Singh
    3. Infinity Division 30-Minute Iron Man: Anwin vs. Randy no Kachi
    4. No Rules Singles: Amigo vs. Noah Jennings
    5. Tag Team Championship: Swift/Little Mac(c) vs. Troy/w00t
    6. Global World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Sal Paradise

    -



    Things were about to get hardcore this Halloween, as EBW brought Threed a huge wrestling special for all the ghosts and ghouls in the zombie capitol of Eagleland. Fans and fiends alike gathered to see the big confrontation between E-1 Climax winner Sal Paradise and Global World Champion Tack Angel. Tack was looking to shatter records as champion, and keep the increasingly popular Sal Paradise at bay. Sal is poised to make it to the top. It's been quite a ride, but it all came down to this night. Hardcore Halloween!

    The show opened with many costumed people heading out to the ring with President Trevor Mach and First Lady Tali Mach leading the way.



    President Trevor Mach: Hello everyone in Threed, and all the fans watching from around the world! Happy Halloween! BOOSH! We're having a bit of a party in the back as you can see. I found Curry Man, Zombie Art Donovan, and I somehow even managed to find Rishin Fliger! They are all here to party, but more importantly, they are here to see the wrestlers of EBW do their thing in that ring! Tonight, we're going to see a hell of a title bout between my friends Tack Angel and Sal Paradise! Tack's the Global World Champion, and Sal Paradise is the E-1 Climax winner. Can Tack hold on to that title or will Sal finally grab the gold? Either way we're gonna have a good time HAHA! Oh by the way, you're probably all wondering about this mask. You see, it's the Dark Tack Angel Mask....that's right....IT WAS ME TACK! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

    First Lady Tali Mach: *cough cough*

    President Trevor Mach: Oh....I mean....I found this in the back a few minutes ago. That means that this imposter is lurking somewhere. Perhaps he'll show us who he really is tonight? We'll just have to wait and see. Enjoy your tricks, your treats, and our wrestling. This is Hardcore Halloween baby BOOSH!



    -The show opened with the Hardcore Halloween Battle Royale. 8 men would take part in the over the top elimination battle, that also saw hardcore weapons come into play. Pretty Tony, Ra, Kinniku Mike, and Maurice were all surprisingly eliminated early as they all battled too close to the ropes and took each other over with some help from the new instigator of EBW Jamie OD. The Celtland Hooligan was the first to pick up a weapon and clocked Simon Stuart, taking the rookie out quickly as well. Mike and Maurice continued to brawl with New Money outside of the ring, and it felt like 2 matches were going on at once. Jamie, Dougie, and Onisuiken were the last 3 in the ring, and held out for a very long time. Jamie and Dougie showed Oni Ginger power when they eliminated him with a double clothesline. Jamie then quickly turned on Dougie and eliminated him last with help from a soccer ball to the face. Jamie OD claimed victory in the Hardcore Battle Royale. After the match he could be heard gloating and saying that Sal Paradise was a fraud. Jamie's E-1 loss is continuing to fuel his hate and frustration. The Hooligan continues to show his true colors.



    -3-0 Chu Chu is moving up in EBW, as evidenced by a high profile match against Hashim Al-Singh. Both men were tall with a long reach, so the match started out even, until Chu Chu quickly snapped and went berserk on Hashim. The sudden shift caught Hashim off guard as Chu Chu floored him over and over with clotheslines. He then scooped Hashim over his head and spun around the ring before dropping him down hard. Chu Chu capped this off with a Powerbomb Pin for the 1-2-3. Chu Chu went from 0-80 MPH out of nowhere and ran over the TUE4 winner.



    -Next up, Anwin and Randy no Kachi faced off in an intense, high energy 30-minute Iron Man match. The former champion was looking to get back into the running for the belt, after having a moderately successful run in the E-1 Climax. These two wasted no time in trying to score pins, as RnK preyed upon Anwin's E-1 injuries and wore him down enough to lift him for the Shadow Driver #2 before getting the first pin. At this point Camilo Ortega came out to scout the talent, but Hotlanta was not too far behind, which meant that Ortega did not stick around for long. Anwin battled back against the ruthless protege of Shadow, and went high risk when he took him to the top rope for the Static Superplex. This lead to a pin and a tie score. The score would not remain tied though, as Anwin continued the momentum shift by hitting a White Noise Neckbreaker and getting another pin. RnK responded the best way he knew how, with an out of nowhere No Kachi Cutter followed by a pin. The match was tied up as they head into the final minute. Anwin tried to go high risk with a big splash, but RnK jumped up and hit a mid air dropkick on him before getting a quick roll up and the pin. There was little time left and Anwin could barely get to his feet and the bell rang. Randy no Kachi won a big match and kept himself in title contention, while Anwin is still licking his wounds from the Climax.



    -Amigo and Noah Jennings locked up next in a No Rules singles match. This obviously meant that New Money wanted to get involved, but Kinniku Mike and Maurice held them at bay, leaving Amigo the opportunity to school his TUE5 rookie. Noah tried to work the ground game with Amigo, but the Amaresu expert was too good, and he quickly took control. Despite the No Rules being in effect, Amigo laughed at the thought of using weapons in a match he figured he could easily win. That is when Noah rolled him up and held onto the ropes. Amigo barely managed to grab the ropes himself, and he quickly went back to work on Noah, not giving him a second to plot or plan. In the end Amigo landed his High Angle German Suplex and got the pin and victory.



    -The Tag Belts were on the line next, as Swift and Little Mac had a rematch with w00t and Troy. w00t and Troy both held tag gold in the past with different partners, so they were more then a match for Mac and Swift in the ring. Troy matched strength with Swift, while w00t matched wits with Little Mac. Of course the brass knuckles had to come into play though, with Mac using them to escape a WKO attempt. Troy meanwhile was trading blows with Swift outside. Swift POUNCED Troy into the ring steps before tagging himself in and lining w00t up for the POUNCE and the pin. Swift and Mac retain.



    -It was now main event time, and a main event worth of any pay per view, as Global World Champion Tack Angel would put the belt on the line against E-1 Climax winner Sal Paradise. The last time these two fought the match ended in a time limit draw. This time, there would have to be a winner. They started with a hand shake as dueling chants filled the night sky of Threed. They started off slow, with Tack knowing not to underestimate Sal. He waited for Sal to make a move, but Sal knew the Tack flowchart and tried to stay away from the kicks. They finally let loose with Tack unleashing kicks, with Sal blocking with his forearms and responding with a high kick of his own. Tack fought back with a kick to the midsection and an early attempt at the Angel Driver, but Sal battled out and tried to hit a Sheer-Drop Brainbuster in response. Tack fought out of that as well and both men backed into respective corners as the audience applauded the flurry. The two were evenly matched with striking, so they went to the ground with holds and submission attempts. Tack locked in a Dusty Dunes Clover Leaf, but Sal fought his way to the ropes. Sal later went for his Paradise Lock, but the Global World Champion was too able to reach the ropes. Tack finally took control and let the kicks fly and floored Sal with a Spinning Leg Sweep. That's when he went high risk and connected with the TaToBa kick, but only reached a two count. They both traded blows back and forth with Tack winning out and going for the Belly to Back Takedown, but Sal escaped and hit a high kick and a backdrop. Tack tried to get back up, but Sal grabbed him up and hit the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori, but Tack kicked out of the subsequent pin attempt. The match continued on with both men hitting the big moves, but neither man staying down. Late in the match they were both tired and wearily trading blows in the center of the ring. Sal missed a high kick, but Tack landed it. With Sal down, Tack tried to climb up to the top rope for the moonsault. Tack got big air, but Sal rolled out of the way just in time and tried to pin Tack. 1-2-KICKOUT! Sal got to his feet first and gripped the ropes as the fans roared with cheers. Tack got up to his feet as well, but just as he was about to face off with Sal, an image caught his eye. Coming out of the Pumpkin Head entrance was none other then the man who played Dark Tack. A man that EBW fans had not seen before, but a man Tack know knew very well. He mouthed the named "Taran" before Sal kicked him hard in the midsection and delivered one final Kokoro Hiraite Kaori before rolling him up for the pin. 1-2-3! Sal Paradise had done it! He had gone from the bottom to the top, claiming the E-1 Climax, and now the Global World Championship! The fans were on fire as Sal took to the top rope to tearfully raise the newly won Global World Championship above his head. Tack was down and out, as the man named Taran walked to the back. Who exactly is Taran? This would be a question for another days, as Sal Paradise had achieved what seemed to be the impossible. A new era had begun in EBW. Sal Paradise, Global World Champion!

    EBW: Hardcore Halloween on
    Threed

    1. Hardcore Halloween Battle Royale: Onisuiken vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice vs. Jamie OD vs. Dynamic Dougie vs. Pretty Tony vs. Ra vs. Simon Stuart
    Winner: Jamie OD (10:29) Last eliminated Dynamic Dougie.
    2. Singles: Chu Chu beat Hashim Al-Singh (3:20) with a Powerbomb Pin.
    3. Infinity Division 30-Minute Iron Man: Randy no Kachi beat Anwin 3-2 (30:00).
    -Randy no Kachi beat Anwin (2:02) with the Shadow Driver #2.
    -Anwin beat Randy no Kachi (9:44) with the Static Superplex.
    -Anwin beat Randy no Kachi (16:20) with the White Noise Neckbreaker.
    -Randy no Kachi beat Anwin (25:50) with a No Kachi Cutter.
    -Randy no Kachi beat Anwin (29:40) with a Mid Air Drop Kick.
    4. No Rules Singles: Amigo beat Noah Jennings (4:05) with a High Angle German Suplex.
    5. Tag Team Championship: Swift/Little Mac(c) beat Troy/w00t (8:54) when Swift hit the POUNCE on w00t.
    6. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise beat Tack Angel(c) (15:59) with the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori to become the NEW Global World Champion!

    -



    New Global World Champion! Sal Paradise!



    The rise of Sal Paradise has become one of the bigger stories in the wrestling world. Following an impressive E-1 victory, Sal Paradise went on to quickly win the Global World Championship, ushering in a new era in EBW. The old guard now have to step aside for the new. EBW held a victory press conference for Sal, where he made sure people knew he would speak his mind and be a fighting champion. Jamie OD attempted to crash the party, but Red Shirts held him out of public eye. He did get Sal's attention though, and Sal let him know that if he wanted to fight he would gladly put up the Global World strap. A possible future main event?

    Ness Retiring?!



    Yes, it appears to be true. The EBW OG Ness is hanging up his boots, but not before going out on his terms.

    Ness: It's been a long road for me in EBW. I came into the company as a young man full of dreams and wishes. I have seen all these things come true. I've been a champion, a mentor, and now I'm a husband. I have a family to think about now and a new future with my wife Paula. Wrestling takes its toll, and the veterans have to learn when to step aside and help the new generation grow. That is what I hope to do. I have a few matches left in me, and I intend to go out the right way. I'm starting a Retirement Countdown, where I wrestle the matches I want against who I want. Join me on the last legs of my career so I can cherish these last few chances I'll have to entertain you.

    President Trevor Mach: Not so fast Ness. Just because you're leaving the ring does not mean you have to leave EBW. We've had our ups and downs, but I will always have a place in this company for an old friend. That's why I would like to announce now that once Ness is done in the ring, he will join me in my Administration and help run the day to day operations alongside Tali, VP Ry Ry, Moz, and Amy Taylor. He'll be the....General...Executive Director of......Stuff?

    Ness: Gee thanks Trev....that's some job title.

    President Trevor Mach: You'll get your mug!

    Ness: Outstanding!

    President Trevor Mach: I know right?! It definitely pays to have-

    Vice President Ryan IQ: WHOA! WHAT THE?! Trevor, could you tell me when you're giving a press conference please! I'll make sure to use a different rest room!

    President Trevor Mach: What? There is a toilet in there?! You gotta be kidding me! I've been using the one on the first floor! Out of my way Ry Ry, I have....important paper work to attend to! 

    SURGE GENERATION!

    In order to better continue their struggle with Greed, Amigo, Maurice, and Eagleland Champion Kinniku Mike have effectively reformed as SURGE. Now calling themselves the SURGE Generation, the three will do what they can to stop the reach of New Money and Greed. To celebrate the reformation, Kinniku Mike treated his friends to a little surprise. They also received an unwanted visitor and a challenge....



    Kinniku Mike: Well guys, what do you think? Can the Sex Machine deliver or what?

    Maurice: Nice digs Mike. How the hell did you get this together?

    Kinniku Mike: I used my hard earned EBW paychecks to buy this place for us. What can I say, I'm a generous friend.

    Amigo: Come on Mike. I know how much you make, and I know how "cavalier" you are with your money. What did you REALLY do to get this place?

    Kinniku Mike: Alright so maybe I sexed up a few rich older ladies!

    Amigo: I see. Mike withdrew from the Sugar Mama bank.

    Kinniku Mike: Yes, right after I made a "deposit" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Amigo: ......

    Maurice: ......

    Kinniku Mike: Well I thought it was funny.

    Maurice: Still Mike, I have to hand it to you. This is a great place to train. If we're reforming SURGE, we might as well do it right.

    Noah Jennings: I agree!

    Maurice: Jennings.

    Noah Jennings: That's Noah f*cking Jennings. The New Money....you might have heard of me.

    Amigo: I brought you into this company as a rookie you ungrateful punk! What do you want?

    Noah Jennings: Just to congratulate you on the reformation. It will make it that much more satisfying when Greed crushes you guys.

    Kinniku Mike: Boy, you've got about 3 seconds before I plant your punk ass into the concrete!

    Noah Jennings: Hey easy! I'm here with a message.....more of a challenge really.

    Maurice: ....Go on.

    Noah Jennings: New Money, we're the Tri-Force Champions. You want a shot and we'll give it to you, everything in life comes with a price.

    Amigo: Name it.

    Noah Jennings: Eagleland Title shot. We trade shot for shot. As an added bonus, Little Mac is "considering" giving Maurice another match.

    Maurice: About damn time!

    Kinniku Mike: I would love nothing more then to whoop your rich bitch ass and then take your Tri-Force titles.

    Amigo: I guess you can consider that a deal.

    Noah Jennings: Great! Now I'll just be-

    Kinniku Mike: Running.

    Noah Jennings: What? AHHHH!!!

    X-cite Card Announced!

    Hardcore Halloween changed a lot of things in EBW, and we'll see the fallout on X-cite. Infinity Division will go to war, SURGE Generation and New Money will go to war. w00t and Swift will got to war.....you can see the pattern here right? We will also see Ness begin his retirement countdown. Who will his first opponent be? A huge main event has been scheduled, as former Global World Champion Tack Angel will face off against E-1 Runner Up Jamie OD. Can the former champion secure his rematch, or will the hooligan find himself one step away from the title? Also, after the events of Hardcore Halloween, will Tack explain the situation with the "Dark Tack"? All of this plus a word with new Global World Champion Sal Paradise on the next X-cite.

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. 6-Man Infinity Division Tag: Camilo Ortega/Shadow/Randy no Kachi vs. Hotlanta/Anwin/Blue Lightning
    2. Tag Team: Amigo/Maurice vs. Ra/Pretty Tony
    3. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Noah Jennings
    4. Singles: w00t vs. Swift
    5. Ness Retirement Countdown: Ness vs. ?
    6. Global World #1 Contender: Tack Angel  vs. Jamie OD

    -




    A new Global World Champion stands atop EBW, and a new has dawned. The new generation now rules and the old guard will have to fight to survive. We opened the show with the new champion Sal Paradise making his way to the ring. The crowd cheered the new hero and he was all smiles as he grabbed the mic.

    Sal Paradise: Now THAT is music to my ears. That was always my favorite part of the dream. The moment I first walk out as the champion. It was so nice I want to do it again. Should I do it again? I'm gonna do it again!

    And he did just that. The new Global World Champion walked to the back where he then made his entrance all over again.

    Sal Paradise: You guys have no idea how cool that is. You should though, cause we won this title together. I've been called a lot of things lately behind the scenes and on the dirt sheets. I've been told I was half boiled, and I should have stayed in the tag division. Then again, I was also called "The People's Choice". I rather like that one. You chose me and so I'll represent you in this ring and with this title. EBW needs us to mix it up a little bit so it's time for changes! Starting with-

    At that moment the theme of Sal's friend turned nemesis Jamie OD played.



    Jamie OD: Oi! Sal Paradise, still gloating about your cheap win eh? Your fluke victory?

    Sal Paradise: I won this title fair and square Jamie.

    Jamie OD: Not talking about the title win. I'm talking about your fluke win on me! Hell, I can beat Tack Angel! In fact, I will tonight, and in more impressive fashion then you did. Cause I'm the better man.

    Sal Paradise: Last time I checked Jamie, I beat you....you never beat me. I think logic dictates that I'm the better man.

    Jamie OD: THAT WAS A FLUKE! Everyone knows that except you! You'll find out though. I'll get the title shot I deserve and I'll take that belt from you! I'll kick your damn head off in the process Sal!

    Sal Paradise: Gee Jamie, jealous much?

    Jamie OD: I don't get jealous! I get even. You go ahead and parade around as the People's Choice. Play up to the fans and sell out for all I care. I've got the head of an Angel to take tonight!

    We then quickly went to the back as Mia was standing by with the EBW President.



    Mia Lamina: Mia here, the resident party girl, and I'm with the man that signs the checks Trevor Mach. Mr. President, you had an announcement to make?

    President Trevor Mach: Indeed I did Mia....indeed I did! I would like to announce the return this year of the Bad Ass Rumble! That's right, Rumble City is back, and this year it's going to be more brutal, more bloody, and more vicious. Sal Paradise will be making his first title defense as well, so you know it's going to be awesome! I remember last year I competed 3 different times in one night and got my ass whipped! It was something.

    Mia Lamina: That sounds fantabulous! Unfortunately, I won't be there as I'm sure my contract with SPARKLE will be in effect by then.

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah and- wait....what? SPARKLE?

    Mia Lamina: Yep! Mrs. Mach over there signed me up to start with SPARKLE for their relaunch!

    President Trevor Mach: Tali?!

    First Lady Tali Mach: Guilty!

    President Trevor Mach: But Tali...Nerma and Hater eloped! Mia is all I got!

    First Lady Tali Mach: Don't worry. I know just who to bring in. They will be here to start work on X-perience.



    -The opening match saw Infinity Division action as Infinity champ Camilo Ortega lead a shaky alliance of Shadow and Randy no Kachi against Hotlanta, Anwin, and Blue Lightning. Camilo basically used Shadow and his protege to protect him from #1 Contender Hotlanta. A hard fought battle that saw Randy no Kachi continue his rise with a pin on Blue Lightning after a Shadow Driver #2. Camilo attacked Hotlanta in the moments leading up the pin and was the first to leave the ring when the match was over. Hotlanta was hot on his tracks.

    -The second match saw SURGE Generation take on the New Money of Greed in stiff tag action. Maurice and Pretty Tony went all out in a striking session while Amigo did his best to keep Ra on the ground. Amigo and Maurice had the experience and avoided the dirty tricks to secure a win after Maurice clocked Ra with the KO Punch.



    -The third match of the night saw the Eagleland Championship on the line, with Kinniku Mike defending against Noah Jennings. Jennings has the most experience of New Money from his stint in FSW, but Kinniku Mike had more experience and the brute force power. Noah spent most of the match avoiding Mike and bought time outside of the ring. Mike followed him out and tossed him hard into the steps. Mike got his hands on Noah, but he suddenly found himself surrounded by Greed. Amigo and Maurice made the save and a brawl ensued as Mike tossed Noah back into the ring. Mike continued to dominate and landed his Release Dragon Suplex. He scooped up the downed Jennings and propped him on his shoulders for a torture rack. He spun Noah around and prepared to drop him one more time before Little Mac managed to get into the ring. Referee Nerdler was set to throw him out, but Mac signaled something to him and Nerdler turned his back, allowing Mac to clock Mike hard with the brass knuckles. Mike fell back and Noah capitalized with a roll up while holding onto the ropes. Nerdler saw Noah holding the ropes but counted the pin anyways. 1-2-3! Noah Jennings won the match and the Eagleland Championship in the most underhanded wa possible. All of Greed entered the ring to celebrate the theft of yet another title. Little Mac discreetly handed something to Nerdler, obviously showing that the ref was paid off. Greed continues to find new ways to cheat.

    -The next match saw w00t and Swift go head to head in a heated match up. The genius was able to avoid the POUNCE on more then one occasion, and nearly captured a win after a WKO, but Swift would not stay down for the 3 count. Suddenly, Troy burst onto the scene and entered the ring. The crowd cheered as he looked to attack Swift, but suddenly the Alpha Beta turned around and dropped w00t with the big boot. He followed it up with a Punt Kick. Little Mac laughed as he entered the ring and apparently welcomed Troy back into the Greed stable. He pulled out his Tag title belt and handed it to Troy, apparently giving him the championship as well.

    Greed made big moves in two matches and cheated big time on both accounts. The President was less than pleased...



    President Trevor Mach: You mind telling me what the hell that was?

    Little Mac: Oh Mr. President! Didn't see you there. I was just celebrating that Troy was come to his senses and rejoined our elite club.

    President Trevor Mach: Troy, they beat the hell out of you before and now you go back because they offered you one of the tag belts? Why?

    Troy: .....Because I'm Troy.

    Little Mac: You see Trevor, I just created the most unstoppable tag team in wrestling. As long as Swift and Troy play nice, no one can stop them! I noticed this during out tag title bout and decided to make a deal.

    President Trevor Mach: Well that's all well and good, but these cheating dirty tactics had gone too far. You pay off a referee?! You can't even let a match finish cleanly anymore can you?

    Little Mac: We do what we have to to win Trevor. That's the Greed way. That's how we get control.

    President Trevor Mach: You forget that I AM IN CONTROL Mac! You want to play then I'll play. This is how it's going down. On X-perience the Tag titles and the Eagleland title are going to be on the line. If a single member of Greed tries to get involved them the titles will be stripped from your boys. Oh, and don't count on Nerdler. That little geek is being suspended for what he just tried to pull.

    Little Mac: Being the forceful President now are we? Guess we finally got your attention.

    President Trevor Mach: Mac, you do not want to piss me off.

    Little Mac: What could you possibly do about it?

    President Trevor Mach: For starters....I'm putting you in a singles match with Maurice for Rumble City.

    Little Mac: WHAT?! NO!

    President Trevor Mach: YES! Like it or not it's happening. You know what they say, you mess with the Mach....and you....you'll...I'll make you wish you hadn't.....F*CK YOU MAC!

    Little Mac: ....



    -The next match would be the first step in the Ness Retirement Countdown. Ness was all smiles as he thanked the fans for the warm welcome, and then announced that his first opponent would be his good friend Jeff Andonuts. Doctor SCIENCE had not been seen much recently, but he looked ready to fight and stepped it up for Ness. Ness was looking to be in top form still, with the fans letting him know he still had it. This was a quick match, with Ness dominating and winning following the Thunder Brainbuster. Jeff was always more of the brains type, but Ness still appreciated the match and embraced his friend afterward.



    -The main event saw the former Global World Champion Tack Angel try to ensure a rematch with Sal Paradise by taking on the hooligan Jamie OD. Tack was reeling following his loss at Hardcore Halloween and the reveal of Dark Tack as being someone he knows. Still, Tack came out full steam looking to entertain the crowd. This was a match between kickers plain and simple. Tack stuck to the flowchart, while Jamie tried to be more ruthless and peppered in some headbutts before taking him down and hitting the Shining Wizard for a 2 count. Tack responded in kind by letting Jamie have it with a high kick and an STO. He went high risk with the TaToBa Kick, and also got a 2 count on the pin attempt. Jamie had risen up to Tack's level and both men put on a good show. Late in the match, Tack was in control and looking to finish the match with an Angel Driver. Suddenly, the man apparently called Taran appeared on the stage. Tack was again disoriented at the sight, which gave Jamie OD the time he needed to kick Tack off his feet and land the Penalty Kick before getting the 1-2-3. Jamie had beaten the former champion, and was now on his way to face Sal Paradise for the Global World Championship at Rumble City. Taran once again walked away leaving a battered Tack with more and more questions...

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. 6-Man Infinity Division Tag: Camilo Ortega/Shadow/Randy no Kachi beat Hotlanta/Anwin/Blue Lightning (10:47) when Randy hit the Shadow Driver #2 on Blue Lightning.
    2. Tag Team: Amigo/Maurice beat Ra/Pretty Tony (8:51) when Maurice hit the KO Punch on Ra.
    3. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings beat Kinniku Mike(c) (8:08) with a Roll Up Pin to become the NEW Eagleland Champion!
    4. Singles: w00t beat Swift (6:59) via DQ.
    5. Ness Retirement Countdown: Ness beat Jeff Andonuts (5:50) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
    6. Global World #1 Contender: Jamie OD beat Tack Angel (18:03) with the Penalty Kick.

    -



    Greed on STRIKE!

    That's right, following the events on X-cite that saw Greed grow in strength and the EBW President Trevor Mach throwing the hammer down on the dirty tricks and interference, Greed has decided to go on strike.



    Little Mac: Alright guys, do the chant!

    Noah Jennings: 1-2-3-4! Trevor Mach's a facist whore!

    Little Mac: That wasn't the chant Noah....nice though.

    President Trevor Mach: YEAH I HEARD THAT JENNINGS! Ugh, this is getting ridiculous.

    Swift: We're here, we're hungry, we want a damn turkey sandwich and a Faygo!

    Little Mac: That's not the chant either!

    Swift: Well dammit! Screw this I'm outta here!

    Little Mac: EBW is unfair to their franchise players in Greed! We're pissed off at the unfair treatment and we want it to stop!

    Ra: This protest is lacking some hippie chicks burning bras.

    President Trevor Mach: Alright, I know just how to handle this. Ry Ry, grab your coat we're leaving!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: I don't have a-

    President Trevor Mach: I SAID GET YOUR COAT!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* Are we going down to negotiate sir?

    President Trevor Mach: No, I got a better idea. There are people you can get for this sort of thing.



    President Trevor Mach: EXCUSE ME DO YOU SPEAK EAGLISH?!

    Tomas Jefferson: Que?

    President Trevor Mach: I NEED YOU TO GET IN MY TRUCK AND RASSLE ON X-PERIENCE!

    Tomas Jefferson: Que?

    President Trevor Mach: I NEED SCABS! SCABS I CAN PAY VERY LITTLE TO!

    Tomas Jefferson: Que?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Sir....Trevor....hey...I don't think this is working.

    President Trevor Mach: I'm starting to reach them Ry Ry! I NEED-

    Vice President Ryan IQ: To listen to me! I have a plan. When dealing with occupying bastards you need to use a little ruthless aggression.

    X-perience and Rumble City Partial Card!

    X-perience may or may not be a great show based on the effects of the Greed strike. With title matches, Ness's retirement countdown, and the main event that will see Global World Champion Sal Paradise team with former champion Tack Angel as they battle Jamie OD and KYO. Who knows what is going to happen when most of the champions are on strike!

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Singles: Chu Chu vs. Onisuiken
    2. Ness Retirement Countdown Tag Team: Ness/Poo vs. ?/?
    3. Tag Team: Amigo/Maurice vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Pretty Tony
    4. Tag Team Championship No Interference: Swift(c)/Troy(c) vs. w00t/?
    5. Eagleland Championship No Interference: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Kinniku Mike
    6. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD/KYO

    A partial card for Rumble City 2011 has also been released.



    EBW: Rumble City 2011
    Saturn Dome
    PPV

    1. Singles: Maurice vs. Little Mac
    2. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Jamie OD
    3. Bad Ass Rumble: TBD

    -

    Earlier Today...



    President Trevor Mach: Hey Honey Bunny I-whoa.....

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Wow Tali, this sure is a nice new office you've got here.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Thanks. I got the chance to change things up with a little help from an employee.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Nice?

    President Trevor Mach: This is office is swank honey! It's much nicer than mine.

    First Lady Tali Mach: Yes....yes it is.

    President Trevor Mach: At least mine has a bathroom!

    First Lady Tali Mach: Yeah, and you just figured that one out HOW long ago?

    President Trevor Mach: That....is not...the important part.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Actually we came here because we needed to inquire about certain talent. We need them for tonight's show and-

    First Lady Tali Mach: Done.

    President Trevor Mach: Sweet!

    First Lady Tali Mach: With Greed on strike I think you could use some scabs anyways.

    President Trevor Mach: Oh no, I'm taking care of this. With a little Ruthless Aggression!




    EBW continues to be unpredictable, with the sudden Greed strike and a new Global World Champion. All the while Tack Angel is dealing with a shadow from his past, and Jamie OD has gotten everyone talking on his path to a title shot with Sal Paradise.

    The show opened with the theme of the EBW President, as Trevor Mach appeared to address the fans.



    President Trevor Mach: What up EB-DUB! El Presidente Mach hates to have to start the show off this way, but I have some matters to discuss. The first matter is about the strike with Greed. They think I'm being unfair apparently. I don't want them to cheat, I don't want them to pay off my referees, and I don't want them to screw you fans out of a good show. Apparently that is being unfair. Ya know, back when I was lower on the totem pole around here I didn't bitch about this sort of thing. I would do something about it. That's beside the point though. The point I'm trying to make is-

    ?: HEY! That's enough of that right there!

    President Trevor Mach: Eh? Retro Hippie?

    Retro Hippie: That's right! I'm glad that your capitalist greed and lust for power hasn't clouded out the memory of the sole voice of reason EBW ONCE had!

    President Trevor Mach: I didn't know we were doing a nostalgia show tonight. What can I do for ya?

    Retro Hippie: You can start by knocking off the slander! You're talking trash about Greed, a group that I now represent! That's right, I left wrestling to become a defender of Civil Rights and Social Justice!

    President Trevor Mach: Whoop-de-do Hippie! What does that have to do with anything?

    Retro Hippie: It means that I now represent the 99% of EBW! The 99% that is SICK of the Mach 1% that happens to rule over everything with an iron fist!

    President Trevor Mach: 99%? Aren't Greed the rich guys of EBW in the first place? Besides they aren't 99% of the roster. They are like.....23.5% of the roster. PLUS, I don't rule with an iron fist. Anything less then an Adamantium Fist wouldn't feel right.

    Retro Hippie: WHAT? UGH! THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM HERE! YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE DEMANDS OF MY CLIENTS SERIOUSLY!

    President Trevor Mach: No, I'm taking them seriously Hippie, I just don't take YOU seriously. I have heard their demands, and I have a counter offer for you. Greed WILL be competing tonight, in matches that will be closely watched. If they cheat to win they will all be stripped of the titles. If they fail to show up they will all be stripped of the titles, and they will lose their jobs. I don't negotiate with douche nozzles, so shut your mouth, and go tell your new clients that is how it is. Alright?

    Retro Hippie: ARG! YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS! WE WILL BE HEARD #OCCUPYEBW!

    President Trevor Mach: Knock that hashtag stuff off! The next person I want to bring out is none other than the new #1 Contender Jamie OD. Without further ado let's-

    Jamie OD: I'm right here Trev. I was here the whole time watching that pathetic excuse of negotiations. You know, if you don't give your talent what they want then you might face a backlash.

    President Trevor Mach: If I need advice on how to run a company then I'll ask my wife....and possible the VP.....but more than likely my wife. Don't tell me you're going to join Greed's little protest strike thing are you?

    Jamie OD: Not a chance. I got what I wanted when I beat Tack Angel last week.

    President Trevor Mach: Yes you did. That's why I brought you out here. You proved that you belong in the top tier, hell I always thought you did. I can also respect your new chaotic nature as a hooligan. That being said, do you think you can play nice until Rumble City?

    Jamie OD: Again....not a chance.

    President Trevor Mach: I didn't think so. Well don't worry Jamie. I plan on keeping you and Sal very VERY busy until your match at Rumble City. So let me just say right now that if you two get into it outside of the ring then their will be consequences.

    Jamie OD: Oi! Look at you Mr. Establishment!

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah I know. It kind of sucks. It would also suck if you didn't get your title shot.

    Jamie OD: Yes it would....fine...I'll play your game. I'll play nice with Salvatore, unless we're in the ring that is.

    President Trevor Mach: Glad to hear it. Well this promo has gone on too long, so let's get right to the action BOOSH!

    The camera then cut to the back where-

    President Trevor Mach: NO! I SAID LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE ACTION! BOOSH! DAMMIT!



    -The opening match saw the rookie Chu Chu continue his streak against Onisuiken. Chu Chu rolled over the unprepared Oni, and floored him with a Powerbomb. A quick and impressive match for Chu Chu. After the match Chu Chu called out the roster in the back and demanded bigger matches before reverting to his quiet self.

    -The second match continued the Ness Retirement Countdown, as Ness teamed with Poo to take on a mystery tag team. Older fans of EBW were delighted to see former tag champions The Sharks make a surprise return for this match. Two classic tag teams engaging in a classic tag team match. Ness hasn't lost a step, and with the fans cheering "Please Don't Go" Ness was able to put away Shark #2 with a Thunder Brainbuster and pinned him for the win. The countdown continues.



    -SURGE Generation stood in wait as Greed decided to give in to President Mach, and showed up for their first match of the night. Amigo and Maurice battled Hashim and Pretty Tony in a solid tag match. Little Mac stood at ring side, but did not get involved like normal. He shouted as Amigo and Maurice controlled the ring. Maurice and Tony spent most of their time in the ring trading blows like a boxing match until Maurice clocked Tony with the KO Punch and rolled him up quickly for the win. Maurice got in Mac's face after the match and let him know that he intended on doing the same thing to Mac at Rumble City.

    -The first of two title matches for the night saw the new team of Troy and Swift take on w00t and Dynamic Dougie in a brutal battle for the tag belts. Troy had rejoined Greed and was granted Mac's half of the Tag Titles. w00t and Dougie put up a good battle, but the Genius and the Ginger Bastard weren't prepared for this new team. Swift and Troy demolished the team, and capped off a big win after a Double Pounce on Dougie and one more POUNCE from Swift before the pin. Greed couldn't get involved, but in this case they didn't need to.

    We then head to the back where EBW's newest backstage correspondent was standing by. Take a big guess who it is?



    Mike O: I'M BACK BABY! MIKE O IN THE HOUSE AND THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET EXTREME HERE IN THE EXTREME EBW ARENA! I'M HERE WITH THE DARK TACK, THE GUY THAT CALLS HIMSELF TARAN! I CAN'T GET A WORD OUT OF HIM SO TARAN, HOW ABOUT YOU SPILL YOUR GUTZ!

    Taran: You're a little loud. Listen, I know everyone has a lot of questions about who I am and what I am doing.

    Tack Angel: I'm one of the people with the questions Taran. Why won't you talk to me?

    Amy Taylor: Tack? Who is that?

    Tack Angel: He's my-

    Taran: Tack, I don't want you to spoil this.....like you've spoiled other things, so don't say another word. I know Tack, and Tack knows me. He's not the only one though. Why not ask the President about me. How about the First Lady. They know me. You want to know who I am? I'll be happy to tell you. We'll take a stroll down memory lane....next week on X-cite.

    Tack Angel: .....



    -The next match was for the Eagleland Championship, as Kinniku Mike got his rematch against Noah Jennings. Noah was all smiles as he strutted his way to the ring, but when he got near Mike he switched to retreat mode and tried to stay away, buying time outside of the ring. He even attempted to straight up run away, but Mike caught him and pulled him back into the ring. Noah was on the painful end of Mike's various slams and suplexes in a one sided match. Greed could not get involved, but Noah still found a way to weasel his way out of the match. While outside of the ring Noah grabbed a chair and clobbered Mike with it, ending the match in a DQ. Mike picked up the win, but Noah held onto the title in the cheapest way possible.

    -The main event saw the new Global World Champion Sal Paradise and Tack Angel teaming up to battle Jamie OD and KYO in an excellent tag match. KYO and Jamie weren't exactly an elite tag team, but they got the job done against Sal and Tack in brutal fashion. Jamie did everything he could to keep down Sal while Tack and KYO continued their rivalry. Late in the match Taran made his way out to watch the match. He did not get involved, but the distraction was enough to get Tack's attention. This lead to Sal eating a Hell Claw. He fought out, but Jamie swooped in with the Penalty Kick and clobbered the Global World Champion before the pin and the win. Jamie gloated with Sal's title as he left the ring. Tack tried to talk with Taran, but KYO attacked from behind. Sal got to his feet to help chase off KYO as the show came to a close.

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Singles: Chu Chu beat Onisuiken (2:09) with a Powerbomb.
    2. Ness Retirement Countdown Tag Team: Ness/Poo beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (5:50) when Ness hit the Thunder Brainbuster on Shark #2.
    3. Tag Team: Amigo/Maurice beat Hashim Al-Singh/Pretty Tony (8:04) when Maurice hit the KO Punch on Pretty Tony.
    4. Tag Team Championship No Interference: Swift(c)/Troy(c) beat w00t/Dynamic Dougie (3:04) when Swift hit the POUNCE on Dougie.
    5. Eagleland Championship No Interference: Kinniku Mike beat Noah Jennings(c) (7:58) via DQ.
    6. Tag Team: Jamie OD/KYO beat Sal Paradise/Tack Angel (14:25) when Jamie hit the Penalty Kick on Sal Paradise.

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    Blue Friday Sale?!

    President Trevor Mach is doing anything and everything to grow interest in EBW these days. One of these plots involved what he called a Blue Friday Special.



    President Trevor Mach: Step on up ladies! I know what you're here for and you'll get your chance in just a second so line up!

    Kinniku Mike: Heya Trev, you wanted to see me?

    President Trevor Mach: Yes, you could say that. More importantly, I know a few other people that want to see you.

    Kinniku Mike: What do you mean?

    President Trevor Mach: Would you say your relationship with Sonoko Kato is "exclusive"?

    Kinniku Mike: Uh....no, but I am the only allowed to play train conductor with her caboose.

    President Trevor Mach: I'm going to pretend I don't know what that means. ALRIGHT LADIES! THE SALE IS ON!

    Kinniku Mike: What sale?

    President Trevor Mach: It's Blue Friday.

    Kinniku Mike: You mean Black Friday?

    President Trevor Mach: Nope, it's Blue Friday, although in this case....either would be appropriate I guess.

    Kinniku Mike: Eh? What exactly is on sale Trev? Merch?

    President Trevor Mach: Nope!

    Kinniku Mike: Tapes?

    President Trevor Mach: Nope!

    Kinniku Mike: What then?

    President Trevor Mach: You.

    Kinniku Mike: WHAT?!

    Fan Girl #1: IT'S MIKE! I call dibs on his shirt!

    Fan Girl #2: I'll take the boots!

    Fan Girl #3: I WANT A VIAL OF HIS BLOOD!

    Kinniku Mike: TREVOR?!

    President Trevor Mach: You go get em Chocolate Bear!



    President Trevor Mach: HAHA! Success....except....no one actually paid me. Oh well still funny.

    Amigo: Hey Mr. President.

    President Trevor Mach: Sup my amigo.....uh....Amigo.

    Amigo: I know it may not look it, but in actuality I am quite the "party guy" myself.

    President Trevor Mach: Really.

    Amigo: Yes....I like to..."boogie down" with the best of them. So if you need my services on this job I will be happy to-

    President Trevor Mach: Now that you mention it, it looks like we have one customer left!



    Old Lady: You're all mine young man! Time to show me some of those mat skills of yours.

    Amigo: ...*shudder*...

    President Trevor Mach: HAHA! This is totally illegal what I'm doing!

    New Infinity Team: Triple BLUE!

    Speaking of Blue, it looks like a new stable is forming in EBW's growing Infinity Division.



    Triple BLUE, or Triple B will see Blue Lightning, Mike Ishijima, and Ultimo Tiger comes together to help each other out and try to ignite their careers. Mike Ishijima has failed to gain momentum since winning TUE, and Blue Lightning came in as a big prospect only to be lost in the shuffle.

    Blue Lighting: At first I was all LOLZ about it, but now it's serious time. Look...see....this is my serious face.

    Mike Ishijima: We're going to work together in the ring to better ourselves, and we're going to work on possibly bringing the Tri-Force to the Infinity Division! The sky is the limit.

    Blue Lighting: It's funny cause the sky is blue....well most of the time....:trollface:

    Ultimo Tiger: My little friend thinks this is the best thing I could do in my career!

    Tack Angel: I'm glad to hear it! Sorry guys, I was just drawn by the discussion of the color Blue. I think this is a great idea and you have my full support. I wish you nothing but luck. Especially you UT. I'm glad that I....be your little friend and all....was able to give you that good advice.

    Ultimo Tiger: Oh, you're not my friend anymore Tack.

    Tack Angel: Eh?

    Ultimo Tiger: I'm afraid you have been replaced.

    Tack Angel: Replaced?! By who?



    Ultimo Tiger: He says that you've met before.

    Tack Angel: ........













    -



    X-cite Card!

    With Rumble City just weeks away, the escalation begins on a new X-cite. The new Triple B team will take their first test against Infinity Division Champion Camilo Ortega, Shadow, and Randy no Kachi. Generator and Hotlanta will clash head to head once again, as Hotlanta hope to gain momentum heading into his title match with Ortega. New Money will put the Tri-Force on the line against the SURGE Generation like previously agreed. Greed managed to hold onto the Eagleland Championship on XP. Will they keep the Tri-Force as well? w00t will take on Troy in one on one action in an attempt for revenge from Troy's return to Greed. Ness will continue his countdown with yet another mystery opponent. The main event will see an XP rematch, with Global World Champion Sal Paradise and Tack Angel teaming up to once again take on #1 contender Jamie OD and KYO. Also expect the mysterious Taran to reveal who he is, and what he has in store for the Pushpin Seraphim. A contract signing ceremony between Sal and Jamie will kicked off the show. Will the two rivals be able to keep it civil as instructed by the EBW President?

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Blue Lightning/Mike Ishijima/Ultimo Tiger vs. Shadow/Randy no Kachi/Camilo Ortega
    2. Infinity Singles: Generator vs. Hotlanta
    3. Tri-Force Championship: Ra(c)/Noah Jennings(c)/Pretty Tony(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice
    4. Singles: w00t vs. Troy
    5. Ness Retirement Countdown: Ness vs. ?
    6. Tag Team Rematch: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD/KYO

    -



    An Army of Jason Hervey Ninja Clones!

    Topic get your attention? Well, taking some advice from some very stupid people, President Trevor Mach mandated that EBW needed am army of Jason Hervey Ninja Clones to monitor the goings on of the EBW talent for EBW.com. The odd plan is part of a new push to really introduce the wrestlers to the audience, and get their stories out there in a more natural manner. This of course will never work when the brainchild demands an army of ninja clones that HAVE to be the older brother from The Wonder Years. None the less, some interesting stories are coming in, and EBW.com is here to cover them.

    The First Date of Tack Angel and Amy Taylor!

    Former Global World Champion Tack Angel is always busy in the ring with one problem or another, but behind the scenes things are starting to look up, as he had his first ever date with Amy Taylor from Talent Relations. The date was very simple and discreet. The budding couple were given their privacy until a tender moment on a bridge...



    Amy Taylor: Tack, I've had a really great time tonight. Flying kites in the park, having a chat with that hint guy in that empty room, fighting aliens taking over a shopping mall.

    Tack Angel: Yeah, things really got out of hand didn't they? Sorry about that.

    Amy Taylor: Don't be! Please, I had a BLAST! Did you have fun Tack?

    Tack Angel: Yeah...sorry for being a downer. I'm just....

    Amy Taylor: Thinking?

    Tack Angel: Yeah.

    Amy Taylor: Taran?

    Tack Angel: Yeah.

    Amy Taylor: You've been pretty tight lipped about that. I know this is only our first date, but I want you to know you can trust me if you want to talk about it.

    Tack Angel: I appreciate that. It's just tough....I didn't think I would ever see him again.

    Amy Taylor: So he's someone you, President Mach, and Lady Mach knew in your childhood?

    Tack Angel: Yeah....we grew up together....to a point.

    Amy Taylor: And then?

    Tack Angel: ...I don't know. Let's not worry about it anymore. I've learned to take a lot of crap in EBW, and right now I'd rather have some fun with you.

    Amy Taylor: Tack.

    Tack Angel: I could think of nothing better than to be here with you looking up at the st-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!



    Tack Angel: So Fourze WAS up there. I think we should go somewhere else.

    Jamie OD's Secret Meeting

    EBW's own Anwin has been been moonlighting as one of the Hervey Clones to make some extra cash in EBW. While President Mach claimed he couldn't be a Hervey Clone as he was not Jason Hervey, Anwin replied with "I'm wearing a mask. How do you know I'm not?". Thus even though Anwin has in fact been seen without a mask, he is using his white noise ninja powers to assist EBW.com on his days off. On the first out, Anwin uncovered a secret meeting between EBW's hooligan Jamie OD, and the evil maniacal Capcom, financial backers of the Greed stable. Unfortunately, he was only able to hear Jamie's portion of the conversation.



    Jamie OD: What? No, I'm not looking to make any kind of moves like that. I'm doing this my own way, and I don't care what you do, or what Greed does. This is about me here! You want something done, and I happen to want the exact same thing. That is the extent of your working relationship with this hooligan right here. There are certain careers you want dead, and I'll make sure that they are deader than Dan Hibiki or Mega Man! Oi! Don't think you can boss me around though! You don't intimidate me with your red robes, your lame ass henchmen here, or your full price games that should be cheaper DLC! So yeah, I'm not looking to help your bottom line here pal, I'm just looking to get what I deserve. By the way, did you bring the package? Good, I've got a surprise for Mr. President when he finds out what I have. Now piss off, I've got better things to do.

    Anwin: Now this is an interesting development to say the least. I have to get back and-

    Jamie OD: Anwin.

    Anwin: Eh?

    Jamie OD: I know you're out there somewhere. Not everyone from Celtland has had their senses dulled from too much booze. If I were you....I'd watch my back.

    Anwin: .....

    The Secret Lair and the Demand

    This one comes from President Trevor Mach himself, as he's making additions to EBW Tower....by building down?



    President Trevor Mach: So yeah, I was a little jealous of Tali's new office. I tried to at least help her "break in" the office, but instead she suggested to me that I make a better office and get out of hers promptly.

    Onisuiken: So, did she give you a bigger allowance for it?

    President Trevor Mach: HEY! Yes she did.....but that's none of your damn business.

    w00t: You brought this on yourself after buying a Slime Geyser.

    President Trevor Mach: HAHA! Yeah I guess I did, but at least the Geyser is awesome! Eh Chu Chu? Chu Chu? Cool Slime Geyser eh?

    Chu Chu: .....

    President Trevor Mach: Not a Nick fan? More of Hockey Fan aren't you?

    Chu Chu: Well actually now that you mention it I am sir.

    President Trevor Mach: Great! You're going to LOVE the air hockey table I'm having put in here!

    Chu Chu: .....

    President Trevor Mach: Yep, this is going to be my man cave! I'll be King down here.....until Tali comes by. I'm going to have a lot of cool stuff like-

    Mike O: AN AGGRO CRAG!

    President Trevor Mach: YES! That's a great idea!

    Camilo Ortega: EBW President forced to hide in an underground "man cave"? I had no idea that you were so whipped!

    w00t: You don't pay attention then.

    President Trevor Mach: Ortega, WHAT DA HELL are you doing in my under construction lair? Moz, did you let him down here?

    Moz: I did! I kind of thought it was my job to help with the talent, and what not. All I've done so far is oversee Red Shirt Secret Service look for your glasses....the glasses you are currently wearing.

    President Trevor Mach: It's the only way to keep them busy for a few hours.

    Camilo Ortega: EXCUSE ME! The Infinity Division Champion is trying to talk to you!

    President Trevor Mach: I didn't know Hotlanta was here. Oh wait, he hasn't beaten you yet.

    Camilo Ortega: Oh HA! That washed up old timer is nothing but a peasant to me! And what kind of President actually roots against one of his champions, the best champion mind you!

    President Trevor Mach: The kind of President that doesn't take kindly to the Occupy Bullsh*t. You Greed guys and your Hippie are making things complicated for me. You claim to be the 99%, but you hang out in a limo outside of the Tower, and get back massages all day!

    Camilo Ortega: Hey! I did not get a massage....I got a manicure! Someone of my distinction deserves to be pampered.

    President Trevor Mach: Well you big baby, I'm not going to put a diaper on you, so why don't you just tell me what you want?

    Camilo Ortega: I am no baby! I am the Infinity Division Champion! I deserve to be treated with respect and given better opponents! I shouldn't have to lower my standards and beat Hotlanta again.

    President Trevor Mach: You scared of Hot?

    Camilo Ortega: WHAT?! NO! I am scared of no one! I take offense to such accusations!

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah, you're scared of Hot.

    Camilo Ortega: I am insulted by you!

    President Trevor Mach: That's because I'm insulting you.

    Camilo Ortega: The Infinity Division Champion should be making the most money, and facing much better opponents in much better matches.

    President Trevor Mach: AHA! You just said something that caught my interest. Better matches eh? I have an idea for you....well....a mandate....I'm changing your title match.

    Camilo Ortega: Thank you!

    President Trevor Mach: Oh you're still facing Hotlanta.....in a Lumberjack Match.

    Camilo Ortega: You son of a-

    President Trevor Mach: On the next X-perience!

    Camilo Ortega: WHAT?!

    President Trevor Mach: Anything else Camilo?

    Camilo Ortega: You will rue this day.

    President Trevor Mach: I rue plenty of days. C-ya! Alright guys, who wants to play Uno? Chu Chu, I know you want to play Uno! Eh? Eh?

    Chu Chu: .....

    -




    X-cite kicked off this week with a big contract ceremony for the Global World Championship match at Rumble City. Sal Paradise shocked the world by becoming champion, and now the hooligan Jamie OD wanted to make his mark and take his destiny from his former friend and partner. President Trevor Mach came down with a contract in hand followed shortly by Sal Paradise. Trevor pleaded with Sal not to let this end with a broken table because tables are expensive. Suddenly, Anwin flew onto the stage holding onto his back. Jamie popped out and continued to attack until smugly strutting to the ring. He placed his ball on the table and held up a box. When Trevor questioned the contents of the box, Jamie happily showed him...



    Jamie OD: Oi! Check out my brand new mask. Ain't this a thing of beauty?

    President Trevor Mach: Jamie....where did you get my mask?

    Jamie OD: I have my ways Trev! It's my mask by the way. Possession being 9/10ths and what not.

    President Trevor Mach: You trying to push my buttons?

    Jamie OD: No, I'm trying to be a rebel and have some fun. Something you USED to be all about.

    Sal Paradise: No no no! Jamie, let's be honest here, this isn't about trying to make a statement. This is about me beating you and you not being able to handle it!

    Jamie OD: Ah, so the Global World Champion chimes into the discussion! You're wrong Sal. I'm not about making a statement. I just want to get what I want and I don't care what happens to anything else. Might as well have a little fun on my way to the Global World Championship. I'm just getting myself out there and defining who I really am. Something you can't do hiding behind a newly won belt.

    Sal Paradise: You think I'm hiding behind this belt? The Global World Championship does not define me. I define who I am. These people define who I am. We're the voice of the people. We say what needs to be said in EBW.

    Jamie OD: Look at you, trying to be the People's Choice? More like the People's Suck Up! You claim to speak your mind so speak your mind Sal. Don't sugar coat it. Why don't you really tell me how you feel about me right now.

    Sal Paradise: Honestly? I think you've turned into a coward. A jealous little crybaby that thinks he's turning heads by being a hooligan. In reality you are nothing new. You're just the next in a line of cowardly heels that will do anything to get what they want other then fighting like a man.

    Jamie OD: You think so huh? You forget who I am. You forget where I come from. I love to fight and I'll love fighting you at Rumble City.

    Sal Paradise: Then how about you shut up and sign this contract.

    Jamie OD: Something we're still on the same page about.

    Sal Paradise: You know, I used to think it would be an honor to defend this title against you. Now....I just want to beat you and shut you down.

    Jamie OD: Don't underestimate me Sal. Don't you ever underestimate me. You think you know what I can do, but you've never seen it all. You haven't seen what I'll do when I'm unchained of the burden of conscience. Unchained of the burden called Sal Paradise. A man who says I'm hiding, but in reality he's hiding behind a belt and the complete works of Jack Kerouac. Isn't that right Thom-

    Sal Paradise: SHUT UP!

    Jamie OD: Oi! Did I ruffle your regal championship feathers there? I made a point then. Just so you know though, I'm far from done with making points. You think you got this "heel" figured out? We'll see about that. I'm out of here.

    President Trevor Mach: Before you go.....give me back my damn mask.

    Jamie OD: No, I don't think I'm going to do that. EBW needs a hooligan after all. A break all the rules demon type. You just found the new fly in the ointment.

    President Trevor Mach: Damn that's cool....I still want my mask though.

    Jamie OD: You want it? Come and take it.

    President Trevor Mach: ......

    Jamie OD: That's what I thought.

    We then went to the back, where Amy Taylor was bringing the match list to backstage base of the new Greed "occupy" movement.

    *knock knock*



    Swift: Bitch, whatchu want?!

    Amy Taylor: Umm....Greed is scheduled to compete tonight. I have....the match list right here.

    Swift: Am I going over?

    Amy Taylor: Uh....what?

    Swift: Am I f*cking going over?!

    Amy Taylor: Um...I don't know what that means, but I don't think you're even competing tonight.

    Swift: What! *groan* Give me that!

    *rip tear shred!*

    Swift: That's what I think of your match list. Someone give me a damn table to flip over! I'm pissed now!

    Camilo Ortega: Hold the phone Swift! You need something to do tonight? I have just the thing hehehe.



    -Triple Blue kicked off the in ring action in their debut as a stable against Shadow, Randy no Kachi, and Infinity Division Champion Camilo Ortega. Ortega kept out of the match as much as possible while Shadow and RnK attacked the new team with brutal shots and moves. Lightning served as the veteran to get his team going, and coached Mike and UT along the way. He wasn't the only coach though, as Tack Angel came out with a sign and a whistle to try and get Triple Blue pumped up. He nearly caused a loss for the team when he tried to toss the Tack Angel doll back in to Ultimo Tiger. In the process he knocked over the creepy Tails doll which freaked UT out enough for RnK to hit the No Kachi Cutter, but Ishijima broke the pin attempt. Late in the match Blue Lightning got back in with Shadow. Shadow tried to hit the Shadow Driver, but he was too close to the ring post, and BL escaped onto to it to then hit a Troller Coaster and roll him up into the pin. A big win for Triple Blue.

    -The next match was another "Hot" classic between Hotlanta and Generator. The two veterans of a division always know how to bring out the best in each other and this was no exception. The only problem was that Greed, specifically Camilo Ortega, did not want to see the match have a conclusion. He sent Swift out to quickly attack Hot and Generator, in an attempt to injure his opponent for X-perience. The match was ended in a No Contest, as Swift stood tall and rubbed his forehead against the ropes.



    -The third match saw a Tri-Force Championship war between SURGE Generation and the champions New Money. This turned into an all out war, with the 6-Man rules in effect. Mike cleared the ring in the early goings by tossing them all out. Ra called a meeting with his New Money compatriots to plan a strategy. This lead to Amigo having Mike toss him straight onto the grouping. A brawl ensued outside of the ring as we went to commercial. Back from the break and order was restored. Amigo and Noah Jennings took to the ground for grappling while Noah tried to edge closer to his side for help from his team. Maurice jumped in and clocked Tony before he could reach Amigo. Amigo put Noah in an ankle lock and nearly got the tap until Little Mac came down to help him reach the ropes. The theme of this match saw a lot of rule breaking from Greed, while SG were in complete control. Late in the match Mike and Ra were in the match. Ra tried to go high risk, but Mike jumped up to meet him on the top rope and hit a big back body drop. Ra rolled out of the ring quickly and was joined by Tony and Noah. Little Mac grouped them up and whispered to them as they all smirked and turned towards the entrance. Greed were bailing on the match. SURGE Generation demanded they come back in as the bell rang and Greed were counted out. SURGE Generation won the match, but Greed kept the belts. SURGE charged after Greed and they brawled to the delight of the fans.

    Coming back from break, the mysterious man named Taran entered the ring. He didn't come alone though, as he was joined by none other than Jessica. Tack Angel, President Trevor Mach, and First Lady Tali Mach all made their way to the stage as an image appeared on the screen...



    Taran: Do you see that picture on the screen? Take a good long look at it. It's an old picture from the 80's. You can see legends of the ring Little Mac and Master Lu. You can also see a future President, a future First Lady, and a future phony. Hey, look at that....I was there too. That's right, I knew these "bright young kids" back in the day. I was with them a lot actually, as I worked for Polestar. Polestar being the Preschool they all came from. I felt like the older brother to Trevor, Tali, and Tack.....especially Tack. He looked up to me, and I wanted to give him the guidance he needed for the future. I was honored at the time when he started to emulate me. We were all very much into wrestling. I took them on field trips to NCW shows all of the time. Technically, you can thank me for inspiring the stars of the future at the time. Then....something happened. Something happened and I one day disappeared. What did these three kids that I considered family do? They forgot about me. They forgot about Polestar. They forgot about everything. That part hurt, seeing Trevor and Tali go on like they had never met me. But you Tack....you hurt me most of all. When I was gone you didn't forget about me, you BECAME me! You took my dreams and my ideals and paraded them around as your own!

    Tack Angel: That's not true! I thought you were dead! I wanted to-

    Taran: No, you hoped I was dead! Didn't turn out to be the case did it? Now you've been caught in the act of stealing my legacy.

    Tack Angel: I haven't stolen anything from you! I've honored you everyday of my life. You WERE like a brother to me, and I will never forget the advice you imparted to me. The truth is though that I am Tack Angel. This is who I am, and I am not trying to be you or anyone else!

    Taran: Oh yeah? Then how come Jessica was able to fool you so easily? That's right, she was the supposed black widow.

    Jessica: Tack, I never saw anything in you! I was helping Taran to prove a point. He wanted to out you as nothing but a phony, so he told me all of his likes and dislikes. Wouldn't you know, you checked out on all of them.

    Taran: You stole my identity, and every facet of my personality!

    Tack Angel: I DID NOT! I am Tack Angel, and I'm not ashamed of the man I have become! I didn't steal from you, but you helped forge who I am. Of course we have the same likes and dislikes. WE WERE LIKE BROTHERS! I wore your colors to honor your memory, never to steal it.

    Taran: You thought I was dead! You never cared to find out for yourself! You just took what you needed and moved on!

    Tack Angel: I WAS DEVASTATED! Even the memories of Polestar were blocked from my head because of how traumatic that was! You left one day and we never saw you again until now! If you didn't die then just what did happen to you!

    Taran: Polestar happened to me Tack, and if you remember as much as you think you do, then you would understand what that means.

    Tack Angel: I don't....I don't understand.

    Taran: I know you don't. None of you do. Polestar was the beginning of a process.... a plan that worked out perfectly until a point. When that time came I didn't need to hide anymore. I wanted to come back and be welcomed with open arms! What I found was betrayal!

    Tack Angel: You're not making any sense. You sound like you've lost it. You made Jessica a black widow to what? To hurt me? Fine, you got your shot in. I still don't understand any of it. What does Polestar have to do with anything? Where were you? Why were you gone? Why do you want to fight me?!

    Taran: Fight you? I don't want to fight you. I want to destroy what you are and take back what is mine. I want to take back who I AM!

    Tack Angel: If that is what you want then I'm all for it Taran. I know you know how to wrestle, so why don't we do just that. You think I stole this from you, then prove it. Face me in the ring. If I beat you then you tell me what I want to know.

    Taran: ....Fine....I'll do that, but WHEN I beat you....you have to leave wrestling FOREVER! I don't just mean retire and show back up whenever you please. I mean I want you erased from the record books. I want it to be as if you were never here! You hear me Tack? I want you ERASED!

    Tack Angel: You were my friend...my mentor....my brother....but if that's what you want then fine. I'm not running from you and I'm not taking blaming myself for whatever happened to you. I've bottled up too much doubt and regret to last a lifetime, so whatever you're trying to do I'm not going to let it happen. Trevor, I want Taran at Rumble City!

    President Trevor Mach: .....You got it.



    -A short singles match between w00t and Troy ended early with yet another interruption from Swift. The EBW genius had Troy scouted and ducked a Punt Kick only to come back with a WKO. Swift played the distraction game long enough for Troy to get back up and lift w00t high up for a torture rack. He finally slammed him back down and set up the Punt Kick before getting the pin. The hard knocks from the Tag Champions continue for w00t.

    -The Countdown for Ness saw him take on his young protege Lucas this week. Lucas has had a tough time reaching the heights of Ness, but a trip back to FSW is helping him hone his skills. The two had a basic match and wrestled a very similar style. Ness had the major experience factor and had Lucas well scouted. He managed to escape a Starstorm attempt and turned it into a Thunder Brainbuster and scored another big win. The fans once again chanted please don't go as Ness and Lucas embraced in the ring.



    -The main event was a rematch between Global World Champion Sal Paradise and Tack Angel taking on Jamie OD and KYO. This was more of the same, but intensity was turned up. Jamie brought the mask and taunted Sal with it whenever they weren't in the ring. Top notch action, as the silent demon KYO spent most of the match once again going after Tack Angel. Taran did not come out for this match, so the two were able to go all out with distraction. Late in the match a curve ball was thrown as Tack and KYO were trading kicks Jamie OD tagged himself in. KYO turned to him as he smugly entered the ring only to get clocked out by Jamie's mask. Tack looked stunned as Jamie then turned to him and clocked him as well. Finally Sal ran in and took a shot from the mask. Jamie attacked all three men as the ref tried to DQ him he chased him away. Sal tried to get back up only to eat a kick to the face. The show came to a close in total chaos as Jamie proved himself to be more than just the typical hooligan.

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Blue Lightning/Mike Ishijima/Ultimo Tiger beat Shadow/Randy no Kachi/Camilo Ortega (6:59) when Blue Lightning hit the Troller Coaster on Shadow.
    2. Infinity Singles: Generator vs. Hotlanta (8:03) ended in a No Contest.
    3. Tri-Force Championship: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice beat Ra(c)/Noah Jennings(c)/Pretty Tony(c) (10:20) via Countout.
    4. Singles: Troy beat w00t (3:41) with a Fight Me IRL Punt Kick.
    5. Ness Retirement Countdown: Ness beat Lucas (6:02) with a Thunder Brainbuster.
    6. Tag Team Rematch: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel beat Jamie OD/KYO (13:49) via DQ.

     

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    XP Card and Updated Rumble City Card!

    The buildup to Rumble City continues, as the Infinity Division brawls and Greed continue their war with SURGE Generation. Global World Champion Sal Paradise will lead a team of four for the first time when Tack Angel, w00t, and Dynamic Dougie take on Jamie OD, KYO, Swift, and Troy. The main event will see Camilo Ortega attempt the defend the Infinity belt against the veteran Hotlanta in a Lumberjack match. All of this and more on the next XP.

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division Singles: Generator vs. Randy no Kachi
    2. Singles: Maurice vs. Ra
    3. Infinity Division Tag: Anwin/Bolshoi vs. ?/?
    4. Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Noah Jennings/Pretty Tony
    5. 8-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel/w00t/Dynamic Dougie vs. Jamie OD/KYO/Swift/Troy
    6. Infinity Division Championship Lumberjack: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Hotlanta

    The Rumble City card has also been updated. Chu Chu will be given a big pay per view opportunity when he takes on Dynamic Dougie Mach. The Tack Angel and Taran match has also been added. 11 wrestlers have been added to the Rumble City, but there will be more announcements made in the future.



    EBW: Rumble City 2011
    Saturn Dome
    PPV

    1. Singles: Dynamic Dougie vs. Chu Chu
    2. Singles: Maurice vs. Little Mac
    3. Retirement or Answers: Tack Angel vs. Taran
    4. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Jamie OD
    5. Bad Ass Rumble: w00t vs. Troy vs. Swift vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Hashim Al-Singh vs. Onisuiken vs. Amigo vs. Maurice vs. Noah Jennings vs. Ra vs. Pretty Tony vs. ?

    -



    Mike O: MIKE O HERE IN THE EXTREME EBW ARENA WITH THIS LOVELY LADY RIGHT HERE! SHE'S IN CHARGE OF TALENT RELATIONS AND SHE'S HERE TO UPDATE EVERYONE REGARDING THE STATE OF THE TALENT! SO AMY THE CAT TAYLOR SPILL YOUR GUTZ!

    Amy Taylor: Uh...thank you for that "warm" introduction Mike. The Administration just thought it would be prudent to inform everyone about a couple items of note. This Taran situation has been settled and a temporary contract has been drawn up for a match. This way a match between Tack Angel and Taran will be nice and legal. The stipulations will also stand, with Tack Angel agreeing to retire if he loses. As for Taran, his stipulation is a little more vague as he promises answers, but what answers he gives is really up to him. I can't say I like the situation but-

    Jessica: Getting a little personal and biased now aren't we?

    Amy Taylor: Jessica? What do you want?

    Jessica: I'm just fulfilling my end of the arrangement with Mr. Taran. He paid me very well to expose Tack Angel as a fraud.

    Amy Taylor: Tack Angel is not a fraud! He's a good person, and an honest person. He doesn't lie, cheat, and deceive like some people.

    Jessica: Was that a shot at me? I'm just looking to get the money and attention I deserve. If that means I have to step on people to get there then so be it. Jay Chung was a nice guy, but he only served to help me get picked up by EBW. Then Taran suggested I help him, and I figure it would be a great way to get money and exposure. Mission Accomplished wouldn't you say?

    Amy Taylor: Taran, you think that Tack stole your identity? He would NEVER do something this low and despicable to anyone.

    Taran: When you've been through what I've been through.....it changes a man. I used to be young and idealistic. I used to think that the world was an incredible place full of hopes and dreams like any bright eyed kid. Then I discovered the truth about many things. I discovered what Polestar was, and I discovered what became of the kids I tried to mentor. They abandoned me, forgot about me, and stole my identity. It can turn a man bitter. It can turn ANY man bitter. Even Tack Angel Amy....remember that. The only difference between him and me is that he hasn't been set off yet. You've seen it in the past. You've seen his psyche being a step or two away from SNAPPING! What happens when it does?

    Amy Taylor: I don't believe you. I would never believe something like that. I may not have known him that long, but I see a heart and soul there that will not break.

    Taran: We'll see.

    Amy Taylor: What is the truth about Polestar anyways?

    Taran: Spoilers I'm afraid. See, this is something very personal between me and Tack, but I'll be sure to tell the people what they want to know....if he can beat me of course. I'm many things these days, but I'm still a man of my word. I just wanted you to tell him that.

    Amy Taylor: .....



    Tack Angel: .....What is up with Taran? What is talking about with Polestar?

    President Trevor Mach: I don't know.

    Sal Paradise: Jamie OD must have a screw loose. What is he doing stealing your mask, dealing with Capcom, and picking a fight with the President?

    President Trevor Mach: I don't know!

    Moz: What is this stain on my suit? Is that......is that ketchup?

    President Trevor Mach: I DON'T KNOOOOW! Look, we've got a big show tonight, and I know there are a lot of questions, but the only way to get some answers is to do these the way we always do them. Punch someone really REALLY hard repeatedly in the face until you get the information you want. That's worked pretty well so far.

    Tack Angel: He's right, violence has pretty much been the solution to every problem in EBW.

    Sal Paradise: Then we better get going. I've got a team to lead tonight.

    Tack Angel: You going to be up for this?

    Sal Paradise: We'll find out won't we?

    Moz: You know.....I think this is BBQ sauce actually. When did I eat BBQ?

    President Trevor Mach: *sigh*




    Mystery and intrigue have been injected into EBW, but the answers won't come without a fight. X-perience kicked off with a recap of recent events followed by a reminder of the night's main event. Hotlanta could be seen warming up in the back while Camilo was sipping champagne with ladies in the VIP room. A stark contrast for tonight's Lumberjack Main Event for the Infinity Division Championship...



    -The first match saw Generator and Randy no Kachi tangle in Infinity Division action. Shadow coached his masked protege as he took it to the veteran with a relentless assault of strikes. Generator took his best and reversed a Shadow Driver into an Ignition Facebuster. He was about to go for the finish, but Shadow intervened, as he and RnK attacked and forced a DQ. This match had to be more about making a message than looking for a win. Randy no Kachi is ready to follow in the dirty handed style of his mentor.

    -The next match saw Maurice take on the sly hippie Ra. He wasn't here to protest or occupy, and he tried any underhanded way to take Maurice down. One well placed KO Punch from the striker Maurice ended the match out of nowhere after the eight minute mark. The rest of New Money was less than pleased and they went on the attack. Mike and Amigo came down as well and a brawl ensued. Little Mac snuck in to get his shots on Maurice before the whole brawl was broken up.

    -Infinity Division lit up the ring again as Anwin and Bolshoi took on 2 of the 3 members of the new Triple Blue stable. Before the match they played Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who would go in, with Ultimo Tiger and Mike Ishijima winning out. This was one of the most explosive matches of the night with some amazing high flying action. A close match, but Bolshoi hit a Bolshoi Bomb on UT after knocking off the Tails doll and got the pin.

    -The SURGE Generation continued their war with New Money, as Mike and Amigo battled Noah and Pretty Tony in a continuation from the earlier brawl. Mike and Amigo still have the experience factor, but Noah and Tony had the outside numbers advantage. Still, SURGE managed to get the win and Mike got a measure of revenge with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Eagleland Champion Noah and the pin.



    -The semi-main was nothing short of chaos as 8 men went to war in the ring, but the action didn't stay there. Sal Paradise lead his team against a team comprising of the Tag Team Champions, KYO, and #1 Contender Jamie OD. Tack seemed to face the biggest opposition as each man had a reason to hate him on the other team and tried to trap him in their corner. Sal made the save and tangled with Jamie, almost hitting his finisher before Jamie tagged out and escaped the ring. Taran made his way out to watch the action. Surprisingly, he was followed by EBW President Trevor Mach, who was trying to ask him a few questions. Jamie OD caught sight of Trevor and left the ring area to dangle the signature mask in front of its "previous" owner. Trevor Mach tried to get to the mask, but Jamie OD shocked the fans by smashing the EBW President with said mask. This forced the Red Shirt Secret Service to push Jamie back as the President tried to stumble back up to his feet. Sal Paradise soon followed Jamie out of the ring and attacked from behind to try and drag him back into the ring. Chaos erupted in the ring as Tack and w00t battled KYO and Swift, while Troy had chased Dougie out of the ring. Tack hit the TaToBa Kick on KYO just as the legal man w00t evaded a POUNCE attempt and WKO'd Swift before getting the surprise pin. Jamie OD's team may have lost, but he was all smiles as he drew the blood of the EBW President.



    -The main event saw a big Infinity Division Lumberjack match with the belt on the line. Camilo looked less certain of victory than earlier, as most of the wrestlers around the ring were not big fans of the champ. Hotlanta rushed right down to the ring and tackled Ortega to the mat immediately. He lifted Camilo and hit a Cross Legged Fisherman Buster, and that sent Camilo out of the ring where the lumberjacks were waiting. However, Shadow and Randy no Kachi seemed to have another plan as they fought off the other lumberjacks every time Camilo fell out, and only attacked Hotlanta. Late in the match Hotlanta was back in control. He hit the Bellerophon Bomb on the weakened Camilo and looked to go for the pin, but Shadow intervened at ring side and played the distraction game. Camilo Ortega rolled up Hotlanta and held onto the ropes as the ref made the 3 count. Camilo cheated Hotlanta yet again and retained the belt once more. It seemed that Shadow and Randy no Kachi were in cahoots with Camilo. Is there an conspiracy afoot?

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division Singles: Generator beat Randy no Kachi (5:09) via DQ.
    2. Singles: Maurice beat Ra (8:13) via KO Punch.
    3. Infinity Division Tag: Anwin/Bolshoi beat Mike Ishijima/Ultimo Tiger (7:20) when Bolshoi hit the Bolshoi Bomb on Ultimo Tiger.
    4. Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo beat Noah Jennings/Pretty Tony (10:44) when Mike hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Noah Jennings.
    5. 8-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel/w00t/Dynamic Dougie beat Jamie OD/KYO/Swift/Troy (18:09) when w00t hit the WKO on Swift.
    6. Infinity Division Championship Lumberjack: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Hotlanta (11:05) with a Roll up Pin.

    -



    Post Presidential Punch Preposterous Preparations

    EBW was rocked this last week, when Jamie OD stepped out of line and laid hands on the President of EBW. President Trevor Mach has been unhappy with Jamie OD since he somehow obtained his old mask. Now the question remains: What will the ramification of these actions mean for Jamie OD?



    President Trevor Mach: Tali, I don't really want to do this! Do you really think if you asked me to come over here and discuss taking legal action against Jamie OD I would say yes?

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: That's exactly what I asked you to do.

    President Trevor Mach: And?

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: You said no.

    President Trevor Mach: THEN HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: You're easily distracted and easy to manipulate Trevtastic.

    President Trevor Mach: Oh.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Anyways, this is something we should talk about. We can't just let Jamie think he can get away with laying hand on authority figures.

    President Trevor Mach: Aren't you like having the same problem with Alyssa Flash?

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: That's different. I can control my anger Trevor. I can think things out rationally. Now granted most of the time I would still bust a beer bottle over her stupid bitch head. In this case we can't have the EBW President acting irrationally.

    President Trevor Mach: .....

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Well.....more irrationally than normal.

    President Trevor Mach: Ah. Still....Jamie OD is trying to get my attention. He wants me to know that he intends on becoming the new Public Enemy #1 by doing the exact same things I would be doing, and I respect the hell out of that. I want to acknowledge that respect by beating him in the face repeatedly with my fist as hard as I possibly can until he losses consciousness. I don't see the problem.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: I know that. I like it too, but fact of the matter is you're my husband and you're the President of EBW. I have to think about what is best in the long run, and I can't let you risk losing what you got because of one dammed hooligan.

    President Trevor Mach: You might be right. Let's brainstorm then. I tried to get a pot of coffee going, but I couldn't get the coffee maker working.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Trevor, I don't have a coffee maker.

    President Trevor Mach: Then what the hell was I messing with?

    Sal Paradise: Trevor.

    President Trevor Mach: Salvatore! What can I do for my new primary source of income?

    Sal Paradise: I wanted to talk to you about Jamie.

    President Trevor Mach: I wouldn't worry about Jamie. For punching out the President I think a suspension is in order for starters.

    Sal Paradise: No.

    President Trevor Mach: No?

    Sal Paradise: No.

    President Trevor Mach: No?

    Sal Paradise: No.

    President Trevor Mach: You sure?

    Sal Paradise: Pretty sure.

    President Trevor Mach: Why not?

    Sal Paradise: I know you're pissed at Jamie right now, but I have a match with him at Rumble City and I want to see it through. Don't do a thing to Jamie OD. That's my job.

    President Trevor Mach: Wow....thanks Sal.

    Sal Paradise: I'm not doing this for Trev, and I'm not looking to come here and be your company guy. I speak for the fans, and I know they want this match, and I know they want to see me whoop his ass.

    President Trevor Mach: They also want to see Control Neko Season 3 eventually.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: *cough*

    President Trevor Mach: But I know you're busy....being champion and all. Alright Sal. I'm going to do this for you. Jamie OD is all yours. Don't let me down at Rumble City.

    Sal Paradise: I don't know how to disappoint Trev.

    President Trevor Mach: Also, if you could get my mask back that would be awesomesauce.

    Sal Paradise: *sigh*

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: DAMMIT TREVOR! My now BROKEN hot water heater does NOT look like a coffee maker!

    President Trevor Mach: Eep!

    SURGE Generation throws down the Gauntlet!



    SURGE Generation invited New Money to their dojo today to discuss a war at Rumble City.

    Pretty Tony: I do say chaps, this establishment is rather gaudy.

    Ra: I don't know. Throw up some Greed posters on the wall and it might be groovy.

    Noah Jennings: SURGE Generation. As you know time is money. So how about you don't waste our time any further and get to why you asked for us?

    Maurice: The last thing we want to see on our day off is you clowns, but we got a great idea for Rumble City that you couldn't possibly want to resist.

    Amigo: It'll be more like a deal actually. Noah, I know you love a good deal.

    Noah Jennings: Indeed I do.....go on.

    Kinniku Mike: You little punk asses like nothing more than pissing off the SURGE Generation. We like nothing more than knocking your teeth down your throat. So this is what we propose.

    Amigo: We propose that New Money works double duty at Rumble City along with SURGE Generation. We're all in the Bad Ass Rumble, but Maurice is also taking on Little Mac. Why don't the rest of us get into it as well. Ra or Pretty Tony, I'll take either one of you two on in any kind of match you want.

    Ra: Ha! I'll have some of what you're smoking Amigo.

    Noah Jennings: Too afraid to challenge me?

    Kinniku Mike: No, I'm challenging you. I want another shot at that Eagleland Championship. Make it a No Rules match if you want, cause I know you won't fight fair to begin with.

    Noah Jennings: Well we know we could win these matches, but why would we agree to them?

    Amigo: Because if you can beat us then you can have the SURGE Generation dojo. We'll put our new training center here on the line.

    Maurice: Do we have a deal?

    Noah Jennings: Hey, we could always use more property. Why the hell not. New Money would be happy to take this place off your hands. You can let President Mach know that New Money is in.

    Kinniku Mike: Then I guess it's on like Donkey Kong!

    Noah Jennings: Ugh...what a ridiculous dated cliche. I don't think that one's coming back Mike.

    Kinniku Mike: HA! That's what they said about Parachute Pants!

    Amigo: Uh Mike? Those didn't come back either.

    Kinniku Mike: Then why did I buy 3 pairs last week?

    Amigo: Because.....you're an idiot?

    Kinniku Mike: You tell that to Hammer!

    Amigo: *sigh*

    -



    X-cite Card Revealed! Big Matches Booked!

    X-cite has been booked, and it's looking good. With Greed and SURGE feuding, Taran making his presence known, and Sal Paradise looking to be a fighting champions, that means good matches are in store for the EBW fans.



    President Trevor Mach: How is it looking Talicious?

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Not bad, but I'm feeling cramped in this dank, old office. If only we were in a nice large office like mine.

    President Trevor Mach: HEY! I-

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Stop moving around.

    President Trevor Mach: Oh sorry.

    Tack Angel: Trev, you wanted to see me?

    Amigo: Yeah me too. What's going on in here?

    President Trevor Mach: Tali is painting my portrait! She's quite the resplendent artist.

    Amigo: Resplendent?

    President Trevor Mach: Learned it from Swift.

    Amigo: Ah. So what can I do for you Mr. President?

    President Trevor Mach: Well I looked into your request for Rumble City and I approve.

    Amigo: Good....resplendent even....I guess.

    President Trevor Mach: I'm also giving SURGE Generation another go at the Tri-Force Titles. We haven't had a 2/3 Singles style title match in a while so there ya go.

    Amigo: Even better. Thanks Trevor.

    Tack Angel: If you're in the favor giving mood I could use a new wireless adapter for my computer.

    President Trevor Mach: Hey Tack....how ya doin?

    Tack Angel: I'm....alright?

    President Trevor Mach: No seriously....how are you doing man?

    Tack Angel: ....Good?

    President Trevor Mach: Everything with Amy alright?

    Tack Angel: ....Yeeeaaaah.

    President Trevor Mach: Fantackstic.

    Tack Angel: How about you....are YOU alright?

    President Trevor Mach: I'm just trying to figure out how you're doing with Taran in the picture.

    Tack Angel: I'm still a little freaked about the whole thing. Trying to find out what happened. Wondering if it has anything to do with that one incident.

    President Trevor Mach: What incident?

    Tack Angel: You know....the little trip we took....into my head.

    President Trevor Mach: THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!

    Tack Angel: YOU WERE THERE!

    President Trevor Mach: I WAS?!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: HOLD STILL TREVOR!

    President Trevor Mach: Sorry Honey Bunny.

    Tack Angel: Anyways, these days I'm more concerned when someone ISN'T attempting to ruin my life. I'll take him on at Rumble City, and hopefully I'll get some answers. Then it's back to the Global World Championship.

    President Trevor Mach: Glad to hear it! I'm putting you in a match to get your head back into the game. You'll be teaming with the rookie Chu Chu. I want to see what he's got, so the two of you will take on KYO and Hashim Al-Singh.

    Tack Angel: You got it.

    President Trevor Mach: One more thing. Taran has a match as well. If I have him under contract then I'm putting him to work. Keep your eye out.

    Tack Angel: Understood.

    Amy Taylor has the unenviable task of alerting Greed of their matches for X-cite...



    Amy Taylor: Uh....hello again Swift.

    Swift: *sniff sniff* .....Fear.

    Amy Taylor: Pardon?

    Swift: Nothing....did you bring the table?

    Amy Taylor: Uh...yeah....right here.

    Swift: You got the match list?

    Amy Taylor: Yes.

    Swift: Am I going over?

    Amy Taylor: I still don't know what that means.

    Swift: RAAAAR!
     
    *Flips over table*

    Amy Taylor: AH!

    Swift: Don't come back unless you've got a Double Down! >:C

    Amy Taylor: ...Oh my....

    Jamie OD: HEY!

    Amy Taylor: AH!

    Jamie OD: Tough work eh?

    Amy Taylor: Uh....it's a living.

    Jamie OD: I'm not talking about this. I'm talking about being Trevor Mach's lapdog. I'm talking about having to suck up to Tack Angel! Bet you have to fingercuff to keep your job.

    Amy Taylor: I BEG YOUR PARDON!

    Jamie OD: Oi! I'm sorry am I offending you? I could care less. If you're going to do the bitch work then I'm going to treat you as such.

    Amy Taylor: What's your deal Jamie? You TRYING to get fired? You forget that I'm in charge of Talent Relations!

    Jamie OD: Mach won't fire me. Suspend me? Punish me? Maybe, but he would never fire me, and I can take anything he dishes out. As for Talent Relations, if you want to "relate" with this talent we can go back to my place and-

    *Slap*

    Jamie OD: Heh! You're lucky that I don't hit women......but I'm always up for trying new things.

    Amy Taylor: .....

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. 6-Man Tag: Ultimo Tiger/Mike Ishijima/Blue Lightning vs. Hotlanta/Generator/Bolshoi
    2. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Anwin vs. Randy no Kachi
    3. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Chu Chu vs. KYO/Hashim Al-Singh
    4. Singles: Taran vs. Dynamic Dougie
    5. Tri-Force Championship 2/3 Singles Rules: Ra(c)/Pretty Tony(c)/Noah Jennings(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice
    6. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Troy

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    President Trevor Mach: Jamie, unless you're here to give me back my mask I'll ask you to kindly get the hell out. I'm very busy and-

    Jamie OD: Going to hide behind your paperwork eh?

    President Trevor Mach: What do you want from me?

    Jamie OD: Just raising a little hell boss. You should know all about that.

    President Trevor Mach: If it's a fight you want then go talk to Sal Paradise.

    Jamie OD: And now you're hiding behind your champion. It seems to me you might be starting to crack under the pressure of being President eh? With Ry Ry working with FSW and Tali at Sparkle, you've been barely keeping things together around here. Perhaps you should step down and let someone else take a crack at it before this place falls apart.

    President Trevor Mach: I've got everything under control Jamie. I mean sure....sometimes I go find a closet to scream and cry in cause I'm overwhelmed by the work around here. Maybe it's starting to....TEAR APART......my psyche. Perhaps I fell like my life is....ERODING AWAY....ERRRRRRRRODING! BUT I ASSURE YOU.....EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL! AHHH!

    Jamie OD: Ha! We'll see about that. I know a group that would be happy to take over for you, so whenever you're ready to be the quitter everyone is expecting you to be then just let me know. Oi! One more thing....I'm keeping this mask until you take it from me by force. Deal with it.

    President Trevor Mach: Gah! That sassafras! That Rhubarb!

    Taran: Trevor.

    President Trevor Mach: Oh sure pile on more stress Taran! What do you want?

    Taran: Heh...it's funny watching you do all the paper pushing and busy work around here. You were so anti-establishment as a kid. It's nice to see you've grown up.

    President Trevor Mach: Hey, don't tell anyone about that. I've got a rep to maintain. I'm still a immature bastard dammit!

    Taran: If you say so.

    President Trevor Mach: I may not be able to remember you as well as Tack...for that matter neither can Tali. It seems to me that you remember me well though, and much more fondly then Tack. Why is that?

    Taran: Oh I'm still hurt that you all forgot about me, but I understand why even if you don't. Tack remembers though. He remembers enough to steal my identity and everything about me. That's why I want him to pay.

    President Trevor Mach: You've got Tack all wrong Taran. He's not your enemy. He's the one guy that seems saddened by your turn.

    Taran: What about you?

    President Trevor Mach: Honestly? I could care less. I don't remember you, and I don't need to. Tack seems interested in your secrets though, so I gave him an avenue to beat them out of you. My job is done.

    Taran: And so it is. When Tack is gone from EBW I'll be happy to stand in as the real deal. I just wanted you to know that. So long Trevor.

    President Trevor Mach: ......Where is my aspirin?




    X-cite would be a night of chaos, with just a few days left until the Rumble City Pay Per View, enemies and allies on all sides were preparing for a war in the Bad Ass Rumble...



    -The night kicked off with some 6-Man Infinity Division action, as Triple Blue battled Hotlanta, Generator, and Bolshoi. It was an excellent match to start the show, but the fans would be cheated out of a definitive finish, as New Money stormed the ring with chairs and attacked both teams. This was obviously to send a message to SURGE Generation, as the New Money told them they would be next and exited the ring.

    -The next match saw rivals Anwin and Randy no Kachi go at it again to determine who would get the next shot at Camilo Ortega. The Champion came out and watched on as Anwin took control on the match with a Static Suplex. He tied up RnK in a Crossface, but Randy made it to the ropes to escape. Late in the match Anwin had RnK by the mask and was looking to rip it off and toss it back to Shadow. Shadow suddenly signaled to Camilo Ortega, and the Infinity Division Champion jumped onto the side of the ring to play distraction long enough for Randy to rip off Anwin's mask and land the No Kachi Cutter before getting the pin. Ortega had for some reason helped Randy no Kachi win the match, and now he would face the Shadow protege at Rumble City.



    Mike O: I'M HERE WITH THE BIG MAN CHU CHU AND THE BLUE PHENOM TACK ANGEL. THIS IS A BRAND NEW TAG TEAM POISED TO REACH FOR WRESTLING GLORY IN THAT RING IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS! ARE YOU READY!?

    Chu Chu: ....

    Tack Angel: He doesn't really talk a whole lot. Gets his point across in the ring ya know? I DID get him to play me in a game of Kerplunk the other day. Can you believe I still had Kerplunk in my closet?! I mean seriously, how old is that game?

    Mike O: YOU SEEM DISTRACTED TACK! ARE YOU WORRIED THAT TARAN MIGHT DERAIL YOUR TACK PACK AT RUMBLE CITY!? SPILL YOUR GUTZ!

    Tack Angel: Tack Pack? What? No, I'm not worrying about that right now. Taking every challenge as it comes. Tonight, Chu Chu and I take on KYO and Hashim. I'll deal with Taran at Rumble City.

    Mike O: ALRIGHT THEN! LET'S TAKE IT TO MO! MO!!!



    -Tack and Chu Chu battled another odd pairing in KYO and Hashim Al-Singh in the next match. Two first times teams going head to head. Tack tried to play the mentor role a bit, but "Super Rookie" Chu Chu was happy to take the lead and tagged himself in to bicycle kick Hashim in the opening minutes of the match. Tack and KYO spent most of their time in the ring fighting each other, as KYO only seems to light up one the Angel is in the ring. He locked in the hell claw early on, but Tack hit a back body drop to escape and tried to follow up with a Ta To Ba Kick from the top rope, but Chu Chu tagged himself in and grabbed KYO by the throat. He tossed KYO into the corner and looked to charge, but KYO tagged out and walked away from the ring for some reason. Chu Chu and Hashim traded blows, but Hashim was losing out. Chu Chu kicked him in the gut and went for the Jackknife Powerbomb before getting the pin and the win for his team. Chu Chu continues to move up the card.

    -Taran made his big in ring debut next as he took on Dougie Mach. Taran seemed to know the Mach style very well and avoided Dougie's signature DDT set ups. Taran used a moveset that mirrored Tack Angel's to a T. He let loose with the hard kicks and ultimately beat Dougie with little effort after a big Angel Driver. Taran could be the real deal, and the former Global World Champion may be in trouble, as he will battle someone that apparently knows him better than anyone.



    Mike O: MIKE O HERE AGAIN WITH THE INFINITY DIVISION CHAMPION CAMILO ORTEGA! NOW HE'S GOT THE GOLD, BUT WE'VE GOT THE QUESTIONS! CAMILO, WHY DID YOU HELP RANDY NO KACHI WIN THE MATCH EARLIER?

    Camilo Ortega: I don't answer questions from loud mouth peasants Mike O! I'm the elite of my division, and I'll do what I want, when I want, because I feel like it! Nothing is going to change that and further more-

    Shadow: Camilo.

    Camilo Ortega: AH! WHAT?!

    Shadow: Just wanted to let you know something. Our arrangement is complete. We helped you retain, and you made sure that Randy is next in line for the title. Your grace period with us is over, and now that we have what we want, we're coming for you and that title. Randy no Kachi is ruthless, he's hungry, and he wants your title and your blood.

    Camilo Ortega: Oh...uh....haha....yeah....we'll discuss that more later Shadow. I'm kind of busy here and-

    Shadow: No more talking. See you at Rumble City.

    Camilo Ortega: HA! I don't know...what he was...uh...talking about. He's just a crazy old man and....listen I gotta go.

    Mike O: LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO MO! MO!!!!

    We then cut elsewhere in the back, as SURGE Generation and New Money were duking it out.



    President Trevor Mach: HEY! WHOA! Break it up guys! What is going on here?!

    Kinniku Mike: Those little bitches over there blindsided us on our way to the ring!

    Maurice: Must be worried about losing their belts.

    Noah Jennings: We don't worry about anything Maurice. We've got money and we've got the Gold. Don't be upset that we're always a step ahead of you.

    President Trevor Mach: Well dammit. Now we can't have the match tonight.

    Noah Jennings: I love it when a plan comes together.

    President Trevor Mach: Guess that means we'll have to reschedule it for X-perience....oh and this time it will take place live via satellite from the SURGE Generation Gym.

    Noah Jennings: WHAT?!

    Pretty Tony: How uncouth!

    Ra: Yeah, what he said!

    President Trevor Mach: You want to mess with my card then I'll mess with you! Let's see what you can do in SURGE's house.

    Amigo: Thanks Mach.

    President Trevor Mach: Don't thank me, just get the job done. Ball is in your court now....literally. See where I'm going with this analogy?

    Amigo: Yes.

    President Trevor Mach: Good, I'm out of here. 



    -The main event saw the Global World Champion take on Troy in an explosive match that nearly went the distance. The powerhouse Troy threw everything he had at Sal, with Sal having to use brains instead of brawn to avoid the brunt of Troy's hard hitting moves. Late in the match Troy nearly got one over on the champ when he hit the Overdrive. He set him up for the Punt Kick, but Sal moved at the last second and Troy flew out of the ring, with Sal diving right after him. The two brawled outside of the ring with Troy tossing Sal into the ring steps. He went for another Punt Kick, but Sal rolled away again. Troy collided with the steps and sent them very nearly into face of a fan at ringside. Sal could not keep Troy down during the match, so he came up with another plan and hit his Blue Lightning Kick that sent Troy to the ground. Sal proceeded to boot Troy until the referee counted to 9, and the champion rolled back into the ring. Countout! Troy was livid, as Sal outsmarted him and proved that brains helped make him a strong all around Champion. After the match Jamie OD appeared and applauded the effort. Sal held up the title to the crowd and ignored his former teammate. A lot of animosity between these two. They will do battle once again at Rumble City.

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. 6-Man Tag: Ultimo Tiger/Mike Ishijima/Blue Lightning vs. Hotlanta/Generator/Bolshoi (10:02) ended in a No Contest.
    2. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Randy no Kachi beat Anwin (8:59) with a No Kachi Cutter.
    3. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Chu Chu beat KYO/Hashim Al-Singh (11:07) when Chu Chu hit a Jackknife Powerbomb on Hashim.
    4. Singles: Taran beat Dynamic Dougie (5:05) with an Angel Driver.
    5. Singles: Sal Paradise beat Troy (28:59) via Countout.

    -



    EBW Christmas Shenanigans!

    EBW.com sent out the army of Hervey Ninjas Clones this Christmas season, to try and follow the color characters of EBW in their  weekend off. These are just a few of the stories found so far. More Shenanigans to follow...or not....depending on how I feel...I mean...how EBW.com feels tomorrow....after too much Egg Nog.



    President Trevor Mach: Guys, I can't thank you enough for helping me get these ads up all over town.

    Tack Angel: Not a problem Trev, but why do this one Christmas?

    President Trevor Mach: It's been so busy that I didn't have time until now and I'm playing catch up.

    Amy Taylor: Sir, making the wrestlers work tonight is illegal.

    Tack Angel: I volunteered Amy!

    Amy Taylor: I did not....you will be hearing from my lawyers.

    President Trevor Mach: WHA?!

    Amy Taylor: ....GOTCHA!

    President Trevor Mach: HAHA! You hang onto her Tack, she's a keeper.

    Tack Angel: Yeah. It's great to spend Christmas with Amy and all of my friends.

    President Trevor Mach: Tali, I'm glad you could find some time off to spend tonight with me.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: No problem hubby. Tis the season for giving.

    President Trevor Mach: Can I have your office?

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: No.

    President Trevor Mach: DAMMIT! Alright then....you and me...mistletoe...tonight.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Fair enough.

    Tack Angel: Christmas truly is a magical time. Here in Saturn City with all of you, I feel like everything is going to work out. Despite all the hardships we go through all year, now is the time to reflect on the good and hope that tomorrow will be a brighter day and-

    *ZAP!*



    President Trevor Mach: OH HOLY NIGHT!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: MORE LIKE OH HOLY SHIT!

    Amy Taylor: TACK NOOOOO!!!!

    Tack Angel: BAH HUMBUUUUUG!!!

    *BOOM!*



    Amy Taylor: TACK! WAAAAA!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: ...Hmmmmm

    *poke poke*

    President Trevor Mach: Tack? Taaaaack? Dammit Tack, pull yourself together, you look ridiculous!

    Amy Taylor: I....can't believe he's gone.

    ?: Mister Mach?

    President Trevor Mach: Eh?

    ?: Is your name Trevor Mach?

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah?

    ?: I've got something for you......A letter.

    President Trevor Mach: A letter for me? That's impossible.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: How is that impossible?

    President Trevor Mach: Who the hell are you?

    ?: Escargo Express! Actually a bunch of us guys at the office were kinda hoping maybe you could shed some light on the subject. You see, we've had that envelope in our possession for the past 126 years. It was given to use with the explicit instructions that it be delivered to a man with your description, and answering to the name of Trevor, at this exact location, at this exact minute, December 24th 2011. We had a little bet as to whether this Trevor would actually be here - looks like I lost! Hahaha!

    President Trevor Mach: Did you say 126 years?

    Escargo Express: Yeah, 126 years, 2 months and 12 days to be exact. Here, sign on line 6 please, here you are.

    President Trevor Mach: ......IT'S FROM TACK! Dear Trevor, if my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw me struck by lightning. First, let me tell you that I blame this 100% on you for making me go outside on Christmas Eve. I am alive and well in the year 1885.....1885! If....if you don't come and get me soon then I will make sure you pay dearly for stranding me in a world devoid of Sega games and Kamen Rider. I just met a guy named Sheamus Mach who I could easily coerce into NOT marrying his fiance...you see where I'm going with this.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Erased....from existence....

    President Trevor Mach: Ah Tack you sassafras! You damn rhubarb! I gotta get going!

    Escargo Express: Wait! Are you alright? Do you need any help?

    President Trevor Mach: There is only one man that can help me!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: This has NOTHING to do with Christmas.

    Amy Taylor: So wait is Tack not dead?



    Sal Paradise: Thanks for coming over for the Christmas Party guys. Normally, I'm used to a Lovekick Christmas, but things are a little different thing year.

    Maurice: I was told there would be gingerbread....where is the gingerbread?

    Sal Paradise: Oh...uh...there is no Gingerbread....sorry.

    Maurice: ....Why do I keep getting lured by false Gingerbread?

    Amigo: It's cool man. SURGE Generation is happy to celebrate with our EBW friends. I mean...it's not like we see plenty of you at work and would like a damn break during the holiday season. As long as you've got Die Hard and Lethal Weapon on the tube then it'll be an alright Christmas for me.

    Kinniku Mike: I can't stay long. Let's just say that Sexual Santa has some gifts to unwrap and stockings to "stuff".

    Maurice: Oh look, Mike is gonna get laid....that's new.

    Kinniku Mike: Don't be a scrooge because you don't get any Gingerbread Maurice.

    Amigo: Say Sal, what's with the big gift?

    Sal Paradise: Oh this? Trevor sent it over. Some sort of...award or something. I'm not sure what it is.

    Kinniku Mike: Well then open that bitch up!

    Sal Paradise: Alright, why not! Here I go!

    Amigo: What.....what is it?

    Sal Paradise: Some kind of....leg? Oh wait...it's a lamp....A LEG LAMP!



    Sal Paradise: What a great lamp!

    Kinniku Mike: Hells yeah.

    Amigo: *sigh*

    -



    XP Card and Finalized Rumble City Card!

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Singles: Chu Chu vs. Hashim Al-Singh
    2. Singles: Onisuiken vs. Simon Stuart
    3. Infinity Division 6-Man: Hotlanta/Generator/Anwin vs. Camilo Ortega/Shadow/Randy no Kachi
    4. Singles: Jamie OD vs. Dynamic Dougie
    5. Non-Title Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Tack Angel vs. Troy/Swift
    6. Tri-Force Championship Singles Rules (SURGE DOJO): Noah Jennings(c)/Pretty Tony(c)/Ra(c) vs. Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice

    +An Update on the Ness Retirement Tour



    EBW: Rumble City 2011
    Saturn Dome
    PPV

    1. Singles: Dynamic Dougie vs. Chu Chu
    2. Singles: Amigo vs. Ra
    3. Singles: Maurice vs. Little Mac
    4. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Kinniku Mike
    5. Retirement or Answers: Tack Angel vs. Taran
    6. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Jamie OD
    7. Bad Ass Rumble: w00t vs. Troy vs. Swift vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Hashim Al-Singh vs. Onisuiken vs. Amigo vs. Maurice vs. Noah Jennings vs. Ra vs. Pretty Tony

    -



    X-perience Results?!



    Tack Angel: Man, that was a crazy few months!

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Yeah about that. Sorry it took so long to get you out of 1885.

    Tack Angel: I'm just wondering why out of all the time machines we apparently have you would go and use the Delorean. You know, the only one that needs gas!

    EBW President Trevor Mach: What? I thought it would be alright with Mr. Fusion!

    Tack Angel: Only the time circuits work with Mr. Fusion! The engine needs gas, it always has!

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Well we wouldn't have had to steal that train if your damn ancestors didn't shoot the gas line! Man, they were pissed.

    Tack Angel: They thought you were demon!

    EBW President Trevor Mach: They were only half right! Anyways, I still find it hilarious how Clayton Ravine is now called Angelsmyth Ravine. Well, we're back and nothing else in the timeline has apparently changed s0-

    Kinniku Mike: Sup Tack! Sup President Trev!

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Chocolate Bear?! What...uh...did you do something to your hair?

    Kinniku Mike: Not recently man.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Oh...well then....hey guys. You excited for X-perience tonight?

    Amigo: X-perience? What do you mean? That was last night.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Wha?

    Tack Angel: Oh that's just great! Use a time machine and STILL show up late.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: DAMN! How the hell did that happen? What happened with the show? Did everything work out?

    Kinniku Mike: Oh yeah, I would certainly say so. HAHA!

    Tack Angel: What does that mean?

    Amigo: We'll get to that if you want a recap.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Who ran the show?

    Amigo: Moz did.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Oh...how did that go?

    Amigo: .....



    Moz: AH! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?! I WAS JUST FILLING OUT PAPER WORK! WHAT THE HELL! AAAAHHH!!!



    Amigo: He did alright. I wouldn't go into your office for awhile though.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Uh...why?

    Amigo: Well uh...you see.....

    Kinniku Mike: So yeah, that new kid Chu Chu rocked ol' Hashim in the first match. Took him out rather quick with a chokeslam! That guy is going places.

    Amigo: Simon Stuart came back from that hiatus like you wanted, but he still didn't do to well against Oni. The rookie tripped up and allowed himself to get rolled up. Anwin got the pin for his team against Camilo, Shadow, and Randy. It's funny cause early on Shadow and Randy took off and left the champion open to a 3-on-1 beat down. It was pretty funny actually.

    Kinniku Mike: Yeah, I was laughing so hard I spilled my big gulp on Maurice. HAHAHAHAHA....yeah he didn't find it funny.

    Amigo: You might want to check on your cousin Doug, as he had to be carried out of the ring after Jamie OD made an example out of him. Kicked him unconscious, and wouldn't stop kicking until the ref stopped the match.....then he kicked him one more time.

    Kinniku Mike: Ginger on Ginger violence...tsk tsk....

    Tack Angel: Wait a minute. I was scheduled to have a match! I was supposed to tag with Sal against the Tag Champions!

    Amigo: Oh you were there.

    Tack Angel: I WAS?!

    Amigo: Yeah, you came barging in all panicked, muttering something about creating a Paradox, the collapse of space-time-

    Kinniku Mike: Blah blah blah.

    Tack Angel: Well....that doesn't sound good.

    Kinniku Mike: The point was that the match was incredible! Hell, you and Sal really took it to the Tag Team Champions! That was an amazing match.

    Amigo: Yes, even I was impressed by the technical mat skills involved .Greed didn't get involved either. It was just two teams giving it everything in a 30 Minute Time Limit Draw.

    Tack Angel: Oh, well good for me?

    EBW President Trevor Mach: I wish I could have seen that match. I'm sure it was incredible, and would have made for an excellent read on EBW.com.

    Amigo: Well you COULD check it out and-

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Nah, that's alright.

    Amigo: *sigh*

    Kinniku Mike: Ness was mum on his Retirement Plans. He said he couldn't reveal much until he talked to one of you. He didn't say which one.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: All of this is well and good, but how did the main event go? Did you guys win or lose on your home turf?

    Kinniku Mike: Good question. Maybe this will answer your question.



    Kinniku Mike: BAM!

    Tack Angel: YOU DID IT!

    Amigo: As if there was any doubt. The Red Shirts kept Little Mac back so we could do our thing uninterrupted.

    Kinniku Mike: Our house, our rules.



    Amigo: I got the drop on Ra and sent him to the mat hard with a German, and I pinned him to win the belts. Little Mac was pissed! Maurice even went up to him to shove it in his face. That had to be satisfying.

    Kinniku Mike: Noah Jennings took off before I could get my hands on him. I'll just have to wait till Rumble City.

    Tack Angel: No issues with Taran.

    Amigo: He did say he would see you at Rumble City and he left it at that.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Well, I guess everything worked on then!

    Amigo: Sure, if you don't count the black hole.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Pardon?

    Amigo: Oh yeah, huge black hole in this room right here. Yeah, looks like the fabric of space and time is collapsing! I've told you guys not mess with time travel.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: HA! You're a funny guy Amigo. When did you become so funny? I'll look right now and-



    EBW President Trevor Mach: AHH! wait....I mean....AAAAHHH!

    Tack Angel: Trev? Everything alright?

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Oh sure...if you ignore the HUGE BLACK HOLE IN THIS ROOM!

    Tack Angel: WHAT?!

    Amigo: Told ya.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: What was in this room before?

    Kinniku Mike: Arcade.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: DAMMIT!

    Tack Angel: What are we going to do? Travel into the time stream and fix the collapse at its nexus point using a tachyon pulse at fixed locations in time?  

    EBW President Trevor Mach: No. I liked that episode of Star Trek too, but I've got an even better idea.



    EBW President Trevor Mach: THERE! All better.

    Tack Angel: But Trevor I-

    EBW President Trevor Mach: I SAID ALL BETTER! We just leave this here and pretend that the room behind this machine does not exist.

    Tack Angel: Don't you think it could get worse and-

    EBW President Trevor Mach: DOES NOT EXIST!

    Tack Angel: Right! Fine! I won't bring up the door.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: WHAT DOOR!? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TALKING ABOUT?! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GO HOME!

    Tack Angel: *sigh* See you at Rumble City Trev.

    EBW President Trevor Mach: Yep see ya!

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Singles: Chu Chu beat Hashim Al-Singh (4:35) with a Chokeslam.
    2. Singles: Onisuiken beat Simon Stuart (3:20) with a Roll Up Pin.
    3. Infinity Division 6-Man: Hotlanta/Generator/Anwin beat Camilo Ortega/Shadow/Randy no Kachi (12:59) when Anwin hit the Static Suplex on Camilo.
    4. Singles: Jamie OD beat Dynamic Dougie (4:55) via Referee Stoppage.
    5. Non-Title Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Ness vs. Troy/Swift (30:00) ended in a Time Limit Draw.
    6. Tri-Force Championship Singles Rules (SURGE DOJO): Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice beat Noah Jennings(c)/Pretty Tony(c)/Ra(c) (11:03) when Amigo hit the German Suplex Pin on Ra to become the NEW Tri-Force Champions!

    -



    Mike O: MIKE O HERE IN THE BIG CITY FOR RUMBLE CITY! IT'S TIME FOR THE BLOOD AND THE VIOLENCE AND THE GUTS! IT'S TIME TO RUMBLE! I'M HERE WITH JAMIE OD, THE HOOLIGAN THAT'S CAUSED A BIG UPROAR IN THE EXTREME EBW ARENA! HE'S GOT A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER AND A TITLE SHOT TONIGHT! JAMIE OD, SPILL YOUR GUTZ!

    Jamie OD: Oi! Spill my Gutz eh? Where should I begin on the spilling Mike? You make it sound like President Mach didn't have this coming. Everyone could see my potential, but Sal Paradise was more buddy buddy with the higher ups so he got the rub. I decided to prove my worth by showing just how much damage I can cause around here. I'll admit at first I was just trying to prove a point......but now.....now I'm really starting to like it. I'm going to like it even more when I become the Global World Champion. Sal Paradise, the "People's Choice" is going to find out the hard way that I am the better man, and when it's all over......I might just destroy the Global World Championship. Why you may ask? Because I can!



    EBW was ready to kick off the end of the year with Rumble City, a Pay Per View all about hard hits and violent action. Big titles matches would lead up to the second ever Bad Ass Rumble. This would be a night of high octane action....and controversy.

    -The opening bout saw Chu Chu get his first Pay Per View exposure with a quick squash over Dynamic Dougie. The President's cousin was no match, as every punch thrown just served to energize the big man, who promptly hoisted Dougie up for the Powerbomb Pin.

    -The SURGE vs. Greed series kicked off with Amigo taking on Ra with Pretty Tony at ringside. Ra and Tony tried to work together to confuse Amigo, but the tested ring general had them figured out and didn't take the bait. Amigo kept Ra away from his outside assistance and kept the fight on the ground. Amigo capped off the match with a Rolling Olympic Hell submission to win the match.

    -Maurice finally got another chance to tangle with the Green Greed Veteran Little Mac in one on one action. By one on one, it obviously means that most of Greed was outside of the ring. This was obviously a match between two strikers as Mac and Maurice took to the center of the ring to let the fists fly. Maurice was getting the better of the exchange, and Little Mac left the ring. An angered Maurice demanded that Mac come back into the ring, but Little Mac laughed him off and let himself be counted out. Once again Maurice was cheated his chance to truly beat the legend.



    -SURGE Generation took the series completely in the Eagleland Championship match as Kinniku Mike defeated Noah Jennings in a heated battle. Noah fought a very smart match against the big slam master, but Mike managed to corner him and let the signature suplexes fly. New Money once again tried to get involved, but Amigo and Maurice cut them off. Little Mac tried to get Troy and Swift into the frey, but Swift seemed occupied elsewhere. Mike hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb to finish off Noah and get the pin. Surge Generation stands tall with the Tri-Force titles and now the Eagleland Championship. A big blow for the Greed stable.



    Mike O: MIKE O HERE AGAIN WITH THE GLOBAL WORLD CHAMPION SAL PARADISE! HE'S THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE! HE'S GOT THE GOLD! HE'S GOT THE GIRLS! HE'S GOT THE EYES OF THE WRESTLING WORLD ON HIM! HOW DOES HE FEEL ABOUT TONIGHT'S MATCH?! SAL PARADISE, SPILL YOUR GUTZ!

    Sal Paradise: Take it down a notch or two Mike. I would suggest less cocaine. I'm feeling great tonight! I'm psyched to kick some ass for the fans in Saturn City. This city has always been good to me, and I'm going to be good to it by kicking the ever living hell out of my old "friend" Jamie OD. He wants to cause havoc in EBW that's fine. I'm all for speaking your mind and doing what you've gotta do, but he's starting to cross that line just a little bit. Threatening women Jamie? I thought you were made of sterner stuff. Lovekick loved the ladies remember? In any case you're going to have to get in the ring with me tonight. You underestimate me like last time, and I'm going to drop you like last time. I'm not the Global World Champion because of some fluke. I earned this. Just try and take it from me. We'll see what happens..."buddy".



    -The next match would mean a lot for both men, as former Global World Champion Tack Angel fought his friend and mentor from years back Taran. Taran proved that he could compete, and had a very similar style to Tack Angel. That was part of the whole story really, with Taran claiming that Tack Angel stole his identity. Tack wasn't looking like Taran on this occasion though, as he came out dressed like a rugged old west cowboy complete with cowboy hat and rope. Would the mind games pay off? Tack and Taran stood face to face in the center of the ring for their big showdown. Taran used the signature Tack kicks, but Tack fought back with his arms for once and floored his mentor with lariat after lariat. Tack really showed off in this match, as he had Taran's moves scouted, and was seemingly borrowing from an entirely new moveset. Taran was just as formidable as Tack though, and floored him with a high kick, which turned into an attempted Angel Driver, but Tack managed to escape only to try one of his own which Taran also escaped from. Near the 15 minute mark, Tack and Taran both tried to take each other down with a clothesline in the center of the ring, but both collapsed. Tack was up first and used the energy of the crowd to get to the top rope and floor Taran with a Top Rope Rider Lariat. He rolled Taran up for the 1-2-3 and won the match! Tack Angel secured his job and answers from Taran. Big win for the former champ.

    -The Infinity Division Championship was on the line next, as long running champion Camilo Ortega battled Randy no Kachi. Randy was ruthless in his pursuit of the gold, and attacked Camilo before the bell even rang. Camilo tried to play it safe by staying back and catching a breather outside of the ring, but Shadow was there to make sure he got back in. With no other plan available, Camilo shrugged and shot in on Randy, but Randy caught him and dropped him with a body slam. He goaded the champ to get back to his feet, but Camilo instead tried to roll Randy up and use the ropes for leverage. Shadow smashed his hand and forced him to let go. Nowhere to run, and no way to cheat for Camilo Ortega. The match carried on with Camilo finally getting into things by taking Randy to the ground with his Judo skills. The takedown knocked the wind out of RnK, and Camilo celebrated prematurely. Randy got back to his feet and nearly hit the No Kachi Cutter on Camilo before he escaped. Fans felt the reign of Camilo Ortega coming to an end, as Randy attacked and sized him up for the Shadow Driver. Camilo however had other plans, as he stopped playing possum and circled around Randy to lock in a choke hold. Randy tried to fight out of it, but Camilo held on for dear life until RnK hit the canvas. He tried to fight towards the ropes, but persistence paid off as RnK blacked out and Camilo Ortega once again defended the title. Some mind games from Camilo in this encounter, as he built up Randy's confidence and caught him off guard with the choke. After the match Shadow stormed the ring and attacked Camilo. RnK grabbed a chair once he came to and tried to hit Camilo with it as well. The champions was not out of the woods yet with Shadow and his protege, and it looks like Shadow might make a move towards the title once again.



    -It was now time for the heated match up between Sal Paradise and Jamie OD. Two friends turned rivals once again going head to head for Sal's Global World Championship. President Mach and his cabinet watched on, as the Ginger Hooligan Jamie OD came out with the mask of Trevor Mach still on his face. He dangled the mask over the ropes and goaded the President to come and get it. He got the Global World Champion instead, who ran down to meet his rival and headbutted him right into a corner. He let the fists fly, but Jamie facepalmed him and tossed him away. Sal rushed back in to eat a head kick followed by a nearfall. A fast paced way to start the match, and that's how the match continued. These two were high energy all the way. Jamie took control early on with hard kicks, before trying to end it early with a Backbreaker x Facebuster, that managed a 2 count on the pin attempt. Sal was caught off guard and narrowly evaded a Shining Wizard when trying to get back up. Paradise was shaken, but he responded with a high kick of his own, and tried to take Jamie down a Paradise Lock. They went into a sequence of counter holds and moves that fired the fans up even more. Sal Paradise and Jamie OD continued in a fast paced, high caliber performance, which neither man refusing to give up or stay down. Late in the match Jamie had Sal on the mat. He grinned and gloated before smashing Sal with the Penalty Kick. He let Sal get up just enough for another Penalty Kick. Finally, he set up for one more Penalty Kick, but Sal rolled him into a pin. Jamie kicked out and scrambled to his feet, but Sal was there first and after a kick to the gut he floored Jamie with a Kokoro Hiraite Kaori before going for the pin. 1-2-3! Sal Paradise once again defended his belt against Jamie OD. The Ginger Hooligan was livid, and he cracked Sal in the back of the head with the mask. He scared off the referee and caused a ruckus around the ring before stopping to suddenly laugh. The laugh turned to a cackle as he looked at Sal and then the President before pointing to his head and walking off through the crowd. What the crazed ginger planning?



    Little Mac: Swift, tonight has been nothing short of terrible for Greed. We lost another belt, and I was HUMILIATED by that little PUNK Maurice.

    Swift: Hrm. Yeah...all of that sucks. >:C

    Little Mac: Sucks?! Of course it sucks! Greed is the ELITE of EBW, yet for some reason we were on the losing end for most of the night! To make matters worse, A PARTICULAR MEMBER of Greed could not be bothered to come to our assist tonight....in ANY MATCH!

    Swift: Yeah, you should fire Hashim. I hate that guy and his stupid mustache.

    Little Mac: I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!

    Swift: Oh...so?

    Little Mac: SO?! You do realize who you work for right?

    Swift: I have more important things to do than help some of these bitches. >:C

    Little Mac: Like what?! AND WOULD YOU STOP MAKING THAT FACE!

    Swift: No. >:C

    Little Mac: GAH! It's like talking to a brick wall with you! Listen, Greed is only successful because we work as a unit. All the pieces have to work or the whole system breaks down. You get what I'm saying?

    Swift: ....What? I was busy thinking about getting a burrito after I win the Bad Ass Rumble. I'll be looking forward to that.

    Little Mac: *sigh* Yeah about that. Change of plans.

    Swift: What? >:C

    Little Mac: I just got word from our "financial benefactors". The word is....you're not winning.

    Swift: ....I gotta tell ya Mac I'm not liking this word one damn bit!

    Little Mac: Hashim is bowing out of this match and being replaced. The replacement is set to win the match. If we want to keep the cash flow coming than we allow this to happen. That means, you work with your tag team partner Troy to facilitate this.

    Swift: I don't like working with Troy....guy gives me funny looks....and never puts on pants. Something suspicious about a guy that doesn't war pants.

    Little Mac: I don't care about any of that just-

    Swift: Now if he wore a cape it would be different....cape and a monocle maybe.

    Little Mac: ENOUGH! Swift, get your head in the game. You know what to do. Don't let me down!

    Swift: ...... >:C

    -It was now main event time for Rumble City, as the Cage was lowered for the Bad Ass Rumble. The rules are simple. The first wrestler to escape the insanity of the Bad Ass Rumble will get the next title shot against Sal Paradise. Hashim Al-Singh would not be taking part in the match, as a replacement was scheduled to compete, but didn't appear right off the bat. The match was anarchy incarnate, as half the wrestlers started the match climbing, and the other half tried to drag them down. SURGE Generation and New Money were continuing their fight while guys like Oni and w00t tried to take advantage and make the escape. Troy was a man on a mission though and slammed them both to the mat. This match was heating up, but it looked like Greed might take control with their combined numbers making up a majority, but Swift suddenly decided that he wanted to win the match and began to climb out. Troy pulled him back down and questioned his actions, to which Swift replied with a POUNCE! The rest of Greed dog piled on Swift, and it was any man's victory now. Amigo looked closest to making it out of the cage, but suddenly Jamie OD's theme began to play. He rushed up the cage and knocked Amigo down. He then touched the mat and proceeded to climb the cage once again. It was a race between Jamie and Amigo, but Jamie touched the ground first and shocked the fans as he won the Bad Ass Rumble in controversial fashion. Trevor Mach came out to argue the decision, but Jamie was apparently the replacement man for Hashim Al-Singh, so the result was valid. Jamie OD weaseled his way into another match with Sal Paradise, and ended the night in chaos and controversy.



    EBW: Rumble City 2011
    Saturn Dome
    PPV
     
    1. Singles: Chu Chu beat Dynamic Dougie (0:43) with a Powerbomb Pin.
    2. Singles: Amigo beat Ra (3:55) with a Rolling Olympic Hell Submission.
    3. Singles: Maurice beat Little Mac (5:50) via Countout.
    4. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike beat Noah Jennings(c) (6:13) with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb to become the new Eagleland Champion!
    5. Retirement or Answers: Tack Angel beat Taran (16:09) with a Top Rope Rider Lariat.
    6. Infinity Division Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Randy no Kachi (6:30) via Choke Out.
    7. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) beat Jamie OD (14:44) with a Kokoro Hiraite Kaori.
    8. Bad Ass Rumble: Jamie OD vs. w00t vs. Troy vs. Swift vs. Kinniku Mike vs. Onisuiken vs. Amigo vs. Maurice vs. Noah Jennings vs. Ra vs. Pretty Tony
    Winner: Jamie OD (19:55)

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    TARAN EXPLAINS!



    Tack Angel: Well Taran, I'm here.

    Taran: So you are, and I see you didn't come alone.

    Amy Taylor: You have tried to ruin Tack's life. No way I was going to let him come alone.

    Taran: Heh. That's a good woman there Tack. Don't let go of her.

    Tack Angel: Huh? What's your game Taran?

    Taran: No game Tack. In fact, I owe you a big apology.

    Tack Angel: What?

    Taran: I have not been acting like myself. I put you in harm's way and jeopardized your career, and for that I am sorry.

    Tack Angel: ...Taran.

    Taran: I want you to know that it wasn't intentional Tack. There is a real danger present, and EBW and its wrestlers are in the cross hairs.

    Tack Angel: You know, that doesn't really surprise me. EBW's constantly under threat. Granted, it's been a couple years since the "Onett Incident". So what new  threat are we talking about here?

    Taran: Not a new threat....it's an old threat....wrapped in a new package.

    Tack Angel: ....Cryptic much?

    Taran: Tack, do you remember your time at Polestar?

    Tack Angel: Not a lot I just remember the-

    Taran: Sanctum Ultimatum?

    Tack Angel: WHA?! How do you know about that?

    Taran: I was there remember?

    Tack Angel: Yes you were, but I didn't know that I was. Thought that was like a head....trip....thing.

    Taran: Heh...it was....but it wasn't. There is a reason that you went to Polestar, Trevor went to Polestar, Tali went to Polestar, Ness went to Polestar, and Paula went to Polestar. There is a reason that you all somehow ended up together in EBW. It was all part of a plan. A plan that I no longer wanted a part of, so I had to disappear. They found me and sent me here to stop you, but you freed me from the control.

    Amy Taylor: Control? Polestar? Sanctum Ultimatum? Onett Incident?

    Tack Angel: Yeah, you're a bit behind Amy. Sorry for the exposition dump. So Polestar was more than just a school?

    Taran: It was. It was testing sight to create subjects for a very big project. Project EVC.

    Tack Angel: MVE?

    Taran: Yes, the project created by the backers of Polestar. Those backers are-

    *Screech!*

    Tack Angel: TARAN WATCH OUT!!!!



    Tack Angel: TARAN!

    Amy Taylor: TACK! WHAT HAPPENED!?

    Tack Angel: No one was driving?! The parking break was released. Who did this!? Taran, are you alright?

    Taran: Ugh.....Tack.....follow.....follow the money....follow Polestar's....ugh..

    Amy Taylor: Is he?

    Tack Angel: He's out cold...that's all. Call an ambulance!

    Amy Taylor: Alright

    Tack Angel: ....Wait...what is this...ball?!

    -



    LAST CLASH 2011

    The end is here....for 2011. EBW will be heading to it's old home in the Battle Dome for the Last Clash 2011 special, an annual event for Eagleland National Network. These shows are always exciting, with big matches and big moments. This year will be no different...



    Tack Angel: I WANT IN!

    President Trevor Mach: *sigh* Tack, you already ARE in. You kicked open the door and here you are.

    Tack Angel: NO! I mean I want in the main event for Last Clash!

    President Trevor Mach: The title match?

    Tack Angel: I want a shot at Jamie OD!

    President Trevor Mach: You're ticked at him too eh? Interesting development, what happened?

    Tack Angel: Taran.

    President Trevor Mach: You think he was responsible?

    Tack Angel: I found his Soccer Ball near the sight.

    President Trevor Mach: ....Seems sketchy.

    Tack Angel: You're not one to think things out logically Trevor! Let's get serious.

    President Trevor Mach: ....Yeeeeah. You make a good point. So you think that you've earned a spot in the main event?

    Tack Angel: ....I know it.

    President Trevor Mach: HA! Confidence suits you Tackwell. Well, to tell you the truth I'm pissed about Jamie's antics myself....pissed that I never thought of it when I was active. I mean that was a BAD ASS move....but I digress. They tried to pull a fast one on me, and I don't like that sort of thing. Jamie may have caused that accident, and he may have pulled a fast one on me in Rumble City. The problem is that I'm supposed to set an example here as the authority figure....*sigh* it really sucks. I didn't think about that when I took this job. I guess though....maybe I shouldn't try to follow old rules. When all else fails...fresh tactics. TACKtics.....heh....get it?

    Tack Angel: What are you getting at Trev?

    President Trevor Mach: ....I'm not cut out for this suit and tie bullshit. Tack....you're in, BUT.....Amigo is in too.

    Tack Angel: Amigo?

    Amigo: Sup Tack.

    President Trevor Mach: If Jamie had not gotten involved it looked like he was going to win. That's why I called him in here as well. I was going to book him in the match.

    Tack Angel: So you were already planning on changing the match, making your spiel on rules and regulations pointless?

    President Trevor Mach: .....................................Yes.

    Tack Angel: Fantastic. So you're going to let me in?

    President Trevor Mach: Depends. Amigo, you alright with this?

    Amigo: If I couldn't hang with a former Global World Champion than I don't belong in this match. Put him in.

    Tack Angel: Thank you Amigo.

    Amigo: I wouldn't thank me Tack. You just made yourself a target.



    Mike O: SO GUYS, YOU GOT THE GOLD, YOU GOT THE GUTZ, YOU GOT THE.....DREADLOCKS! WHAT IS NEXT FOR SURGE GENERATION?!

    Maurice: We're not through with Greed just yet.

    Mike O: YOU DEALT THEM A SERIOUS BLOW AT RUMBLE CITY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY HAVEN'T GIVEN UP?!

    Maurice: Because Little Mac is right behind you.

    Little Mac: Maurice! How ya doing buddy? Congratulations on that "win" from Rumble City.

    Maurice: Yeah, you and I both know I'm not satisfied by that.

    Kinniku Mike: Maurice has punching Mac in the face Blue Balls. I wouldn't know what it's like to not be "satisfied", but I imagine it must suck.

    Maurice: You have no idea Mike.

    Little Mac: Well then, I'm guessing you'd like another shot.

    Maurice: Like you would give me one.

    Little Mac: Oh I will! I'll even give you a Brass Knuckles match!

    Maurice: .....What's the catch. There is always a catch.

    Little Mac: Of course there is. We want a shot at getting back the Eagleland Championship. Gold equals power, we realize that. You hold some leverage over us right now, and we're willing to deal to get back out power. It's that simple. Title shot for a shot at me.

    Maurice: ......Mike?

    Kinniku Mike: Hey, I'm down for a title D. You want to get your mitts on Mac than let's do it.

    Little Mac: Outstanding. You'll be facing Pretty Tony here.

    Kinniku Mike: Ha! It's gonna be hard for the striker to hit me when I'm planting him on the mat.

    Pretty Tony: You underestimate me rapscallion! I shall defeat you, toast a Mint Julep to my new Eagleland Championship, and visit the Haberdasher to treat myself to a new hat.

    Kinniku Mike: I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I only wear Sonoko Kato's ass as a hat.

    Little Mac: Alright then! Inappropriate! We're done here! I have other business to attend to. Good day gentleman.

    Maurice: ....Again with Sonoko Kato?

    Kinniku Mike: What? All I'm saying is that I want to bury my face in her-



    Swift: ASS!

    *Flips Table*

    Swift: DAMMIT!

    Little Mac: What Swift what?!

    Swift: Those damn rookies took the last bag of potato skins from the vending machine!

    Little Mac: Well Swift I-

    Swift: THEY WERE BACON AND CHEDDAR DAMMIT!

    Little Mac: Swift, we have more important things to talk about!

    Swift: >:C

    Little Mac: You let me down again Swift. You're supposed to be a team player here. That is what Greed is all about remember?

    Swift: A team player would help me file a complaint about this vending machine nonsense.....by chucking this table into the rookie locker room and making them pay their damn dues. >:C

    Little Mac: There is that face again. Swift, you seem to be on a different wavelength than us. Our mission and your...."mission" don't seem to be the same anymore. It's time to settle this I think. We're going to have a Tag Team Championship match at Last Clash. I want you and Troy to do what you are paid to do. Failure isn't an option here. Do you understand?

    Swift: ....I never did get my burrito.

    Little Mac: Swift? Are you even listening to me?

    Swift: WHO PUT THIS DAMN TABLE IN MY WAY! GAH!

    *Flips flipped table and runs off*

    Little Mac: *sigh* Troy....I think we need to re-evaluate this situation.

    Retro Hippie: We COULD protest big business!

    Little Mac: That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

    Retro Hippie: Oh.....I hate the economy.

    Little Mac: Hmm.....Hippie....I think I do have an idea for you. This....could work.



    EBW: Last Clash 2011 on
    Battle Dome

    1. Final Battle Royale 2011: Onisuiken vs. w00t vs. Chu Chu vs. Ra vs. Dynamic Dougie vs. Hashim Al-Singh
    2. Final Infinity Battle Royale 2011: Hotlanta vs. Shadow vs. Generator vs. Bolshoi vs. Blue Lightning vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Anwin
    3. Brass Knuckles: Maurice vs. Little Mac
    4. Camilo Ortega Wrestling Exhibition: Camilio Oretga vs. Simon Stuart
    5. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Pretty Tony
    6. Tag Team Championship: Swift(c)/Troy(c) vs. ?/?
    7. Global World Championship: Sal Paradise(c) vs. Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD vs. Amigo

    -



    Tack Angel: LET ME AT HIM! OUT OF MY WAY RED SHIRTS!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Calm down Tack! Trevor wanted me to make sure that you don't go attacking Jamie until the match. Then....you can beat on him all you want.

    Jamie OD: Temper temper Tack! What seems to be the problem?

    Tack Angel: You know DAMN WELL what the problem is Jamie!

    Jamie OD: The only problem I see is that I am lacking the Global World Championship. A problem I intend to rectify tonight.

    Tack Angel: Jamie.....you're missing something else.

    Jamie OD: Oi! There is my ball. I've been wondering what happened to that. Mind giving it back?

    Tack Angel: I was talking about guts!

    Jamie OD: Mike O seems to thank I've got guts! HAHAHA!

    Tack Angel: .....

    Jamie OD: Are you accusing me of hitting Taran or something? Maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. Point is that you can't prove it, and I'm not about to fess up one way or the other.

    Tack Angel: So you'd rather play the coward. Whatever Taran was tangled up in, it seems you might be on the same leash too.

    Jamie OD: HA! I'm on no leash Tack. I'm just adding some chaos to the equation. This place was a lot more fun when it was on the verge of collapse every other week. I'm just bringing back that element of surprise.

    Tack Angel: By selling your soul to the highest bidder?

    Jamie OD: Wrong again Tack. They don't want my soul. They want EBW, and they'll do whatever it takes to get it. You have no idea what kind of hell lies in store for 2012. Anyways, see ya out there buddy! HAHAHA!

    Tack Angel: ....



    The year 2011 is coming to an end, and EBW is going with a bang like always with a Last Clash. One final blow out before taking the company into 2012. One last chance to make a memorable year and create lasting and shocking moments. Last Clash 2011.

    The show kicked off with President Trevor Mach entering the ring with Mr. Moz. Despite the chaos in EBW the President seemed to be in good spirits.



    President Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Hello EBW fans! It's New Year's Eve, and you what that means? JUST THREE MORE YEARS TIL 2015!!! That's right, soon we'll have Hoverboards, Pepsi Perfect, and Nike Mags!

    Moz: Trev...*cough cough*

    President Trevor Mach: Oh right, it's also one of the biggest nights of the year for EBW, as we have Last Clash 2012. These are always big shows, and tonight will be no exception. Last year, I was in the main event against my good friend Tacker Jack. It was an exciting night, and it reminds me that it's really hard to sit on the sidelines on nights like tonight. However, I have put together a card that should electrify and entertain the hell out of you! Let's go out with a bang and celebrate the start of the new year with a HUGE championship match! Sal Paradise, the People's Choice will put his belt on the line against 3 other fighters! Tack Angel, Amigo, and that sassafras rhubarb mask stealing hooligan Jamie OD! Only one can take the title into 2012, so now we-

    At that moment, the theme song of the EBW OG Ness began to play as the crowd erupted in cheers.

    President Trevor Mach: Ness! How the hell are ya buddy! I've been trying to get a hold of you for weeks!

    Ness: Yeah, sorry about that. I've been sitting out and thinking about stuff while my impending retirement looms. I could NOT miss a night like this though. It's the Last Clash of the year, it almost requires that the EBW OG comes back.

    President Trevor Mach: Well, the fans seem to agree. So Ness, what can I do for ya?

    Ness: I'm glad you asked Trev, because I have a request. You seem to be in the giving spirit recently when it comes to putting challengers in the Global World Championship picture, so I figure.....why not one more.

    President Trevor Mach: Wha?

    Ness: I'm retiring soon, and I might not get another chance to grasp that gold, but what if I could one more time. I have to know if I still have it in me. I already spoke to Sal, Tack, Amigo, and Jamie backstage. Amigo was the only one who didn't like the idea of adding me to this match.

    President Trevor Mach: Amigo didn't like it huh? Well that actually helps your case.

    Ness: What do you say Trevor? You want to put me in that match? Give me ONE MORE SHOT at greatness.

    President Trevor Mach: Well about we let the fans decide this one. What do you guys think?

    The crowd chanted unanimously to let Ness in the match, and Trevor shook his hand, symbolizing that he had indeed been added to the main event. The EBW OG going for the gold one more time.

    -The opening contest was a Battle Royale featuring Oni, Chu Chu, Ra, Dynamic Dougie, Hashim Al-Singh, and w00t. The intention of the match was to see who could make a great last impression in the year, and that impression was made by the young rookie Chu Chu. He plowed through the competition, knocking Dougie out almost immediately. Ra and Hashim tried to team up and eliminated Oni, but w00t and Chu Chu worked together to take them out. In the end, Chu Chu and w00t went toe to toe. w00t tried the WKO, but Chu Chu picked him up and tossed him out of the ring instead. The Super Rookie ends the year in victorious fashion.

    -The Infinity Division got their shot at a Battle Royale next, with Hotlanta, Generator, Bolshoi, Blue Lightning, Mike Ishijima, Randy no Kachi, and Anwin participating. The veterans worked together to eliminate the younger fighters before turning on each other. Shadow even forced his own protege over the top before turning to Hot and Generator. The old rivals worked together to put the boots to Shadow, but all three men forgot that the white noise ninja Anwin was still in the game. Using stealth to his advantage, Anwin drop kicked Generator out of the ring. Hotlanta turned just in time to eat a Static Suplex. Anwin played up to the crowd, but Shadow had recovered and chokeslammed Anwin into the corner to let the fists fly. Hotlanta grabbed him by the jacked and forced him over the top, leaving just HOT and Anwin. The two friends traded blows, with Hotlanta coming out on top with a 2 Hot to Pump Handle Slam. He picked up Anwin for the elimination, but Anwin held onto the ropes and used his leverage to force Hotlanta over the top. The White Noise Ninja had won the match, and boosted his momentum back towards the Infinity Division Championship.

    -The third match of the night saw a big grudge match play out, with Maurice taking on the legend Little Mac in a Brass Knuckles match. The two competitors were strikers primarily, so the knuckles would be dangerous weapons on both me. Little Mac had been ducking Maurice, but he had no where to run in this match. Mac started the match by running to his corner to grab the knuckles tied to the turnbuckle, but Maurice caught him first and let him have it with hard shots. He took him to the mat with an uppercut, and then freed Little Mac's brass knuckles himself. Mac pleaded with Maurice not to strike, but then suddenly went for the low blow and clocked Maurice with a KO Punch of his own. He went for the pin, but barely got a 1 count. The brass knuckles fell out of the ring, so Maurice and Mac traded straight blows trying to get to the other pairs. This felt more like a boxing match until Maurice brought his feet into the equation and rang Mac with a high kick. He tried to get to his knuckles, but for some reason they wouldn't come untied from the turnbuckle. That's when Little Mac pulled out another pair of knuckles from his tights. Maurice turned just in time to eat the punch, but kicked out of the pin attempt. Mac was livid, as Maurice got back up and tossed the knuckles out of the ring. He punched at Maurice, but Maurice took the blows and kept on coming. He slammed Mac into the corner and went for the body blows. Mac was spitting blood and holding his side as Maurice once again went for the knuckles. Suddenly, Noah Jennings ran down and tossed Mac his knuckles again. Mac and Maurice both had knuckles and punched at each other at the same time. While Maurice had the longer reach, Mac was able to duck the punch, but land his own. Little Mac then rolled Maurice up and held onto his tights as the ref counted the 1-2-3. Little Mac gloated and celebrated in the ring. Maurice quickly shook off the KO Punch however, and chased the Greed leader to the back.

    The next match featured Infinity Division Champion Camilo Oretga putting on what he called a "Wrestling Exhibition", but first he had something to say.

    Camilo Ortega: Greetings peasants, bask in the glory of the great Infinity Division Champion ever Camilo Ortega. For months, I have defended this belt more than any other champion. I have fought off every challenge presented to me with my enormous skill and cunning. Yes still, I hear all of the time that I have to cheat to win. Cheat to win? I have no idea where these accusations came from! I am a well rounded wrestler, and I'm versed in Judo take downs. I can also submit you from any position at any time. I'm no cheating loser like all of you. I have the skills and the smarts to beat any challenger no matter what "plan" they have for me. I figured I might relax tonight give you a demonstration of my skills. I'm going to have a light little exhibition with the rookie son of a legend Simon Stuart. I'll show you peasants exactly what I can do.



    -Camilo started the match by extending his hand to Simon, but he pulled back when SS tried to shake it. Camilo circled the ring and raised his hands to challenge Simon to a test of strength. Simon was happy  to accept, but Camilo took his time before slowly locking hands. Camilo had the advantage, but Simon powered back. Camilo kicked him in the gut and took him down with a head lock. Camilo escaped and tried to lock in a head lock of his own, but Camilo grabbed the ropes and reminded him to take the exhibition easy. They spent a few more minutes testing the waters before Simon Stuart got fed up and shot in on Camilo, landing blows with a the ground and pound. Camilo once again struggled to the ropes. The Infinity Champion was looking frustrated, but stuck his hands out again for another test of strength. Simon complied again, but Camilo faked and shot around to capture Simon in a belly to back suplex. Simon got up to eat another suplex, and then another, but on the next attempt Simon blocked and reversed it. Camilo switched up his tactics and went to the ground where he nearly locked in the Kimura, but Simon grabbed the ropes. Unlike Simon though, Camilo didn't back off and applied the lock just long enough to avoid DQ. The exhibition was heating up, and before long Simon and Camilo were spitting blood. Simon took control and showed some growth from a lackluster year, but out of nowhere Camilo shot around him and jumped onto his back for the choke. He took Simon to the mat, but could not hold the choke so he switched tactics and went for a heel hook. Simon tried to reach for the ropes, but couldn't make it, so he had to tap out. Camilo won his exhibition, but he had to work to get Simon suppressed. After the match, Anwin swooped down to challenge Camilo, but the champion laughed him off and headed to the entrance...where Shadow was waiting. Camilo slowly backed away and ran off into the crowd.



    -The Greed/SURGE Generation battle continued as Kinniku Mike put the Eagleland strap on the line against Pretty Tony. Striking versus slamming ensued, with Mike controlling a large portion of the match with his strength. Pretty Tony came back with some hard shots, but he made the rookie mistake of trying to follow up with a body slam, something Mike was able to easily block and respond with a slam of his own. Late in the bout Mike had Tony up for the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb, when Noah Jennings and Ra quickly rushed in with chairs. They hit Mike in the midsection and forced him to drop Tony. They gave Tony a chair and all three took turns going on the attack. Amigo tried to make the save, but Hashim Al-Singh blocked his path. In the end security had to come out and put a stop to the attack. Mike was hurting, but he was still champion. DQ victory.



    -Controversy continued in the Tag Team Title match, as Swift and Troy were set to face a mystery team. Swift was confused to see the loudmouth liberal Retro Hippie make his way out as one of the challengers. This was looking like a Greed ploy to give Swift and Troy an easy title defense, but that was not the case. Troy blindsided Swift from behind and made his intentions clear that he would be teaming with Hippie of all people. Little Mac also came out to watch, as it became obvious that Greed intended to split the monster team and remove Swift from the stable. The angry brawler tried to get to Mac, but Troy pulled him back into the ring for the match. The match consisted mostly of Troy and Swift trading big power blows and slam. Hippie seemed far too afraid to jump into the match, getting in shots only when Swift wasn't looking. Late in the match Swift was looking to set Troy up for a POUNCE and a series of shoulder blocks. Troy stood firmly and faced Swift. As he went in for the POUNCE, Troy grabbed Hippie and chucked him into Swift's path. He tripped up and found himself eating a Punt Kick before a pin. Mac kicked Swift's arm off the bottom rope and the ref counted the 1-2-3. Swift was ousted from Greed as well as his half the Tag Titles. Troy held up both titles, although he was technically now champions alongside Retro Hippie. The most mismatched team in EBW History?

    -It was now main event time, the final match of 2011. Sal Paradise had an amazing 2011, but could he hold the title into 2012? Standing in his way would be former champions, rising up and comers, and one deranged hooligan. The final battle of 2011 was about to begin. All five men circled the 8 sided ring and waited for an opening. All at once they collided, paired off, and traded punches and kicks. Amigo took Tack down with a German, while Ness and Sal teamed up with a double shoulder tackle on Jamie. Ness pat Sal on the back before the two also locked up. Tack got back up just in time for Amigo to take him back down to the ground where he tried to go for a submission. Tack fought his way to the ropes and climbed up. He forced Amigo back and landed a high kick and big knee. Jamie recovered and went high risk, landing on all 4 of the other fighters. He gloated and hopped around the ring, kicked anyone who tried to get up in the head. Sal blocked one of his kicks and the two continued their rivalry while the others were on the mat recovering. Jamie pushed Sal into the corner and let the kicks and headbutts fly, but Sal pushed him away and went for the Double Knee Facebuster. He tried to follow it up with a Flashing Elbow, but Tack popped back up and hit a front that sent Sal out of the ring. Tack turned to Jamie and stomped away at him until Ness got involved. He hit Tack with a few shots before trying to hit a German Suplex. Amigo got behind Ness though and tried a German of his own. The three men were fighting to a stalemate until Sal got back in and dropkicked Tack, who fell back on Ness who fell back on Amigo. Jamie head butt Sal to the mat and landed his Shining Wizard. The game of oneupsmanship continued for several minutes, with some nearfalls, but nothing conclusive. Late in the match Tack was looking to send Amigo the mat with an Angel Driver, but Amigo fought it and flipped Tack out of the ring. He looked concerned about the landing, giving Jamie OD enough time to kick the head butt and floor Amigo as well. Sal, Jamie, and Ness circled each other, preparing to strike. It looked like Sal and Ness might team up against Sal, but Ness suddenly turned to Sal and kicked him in the gut before hitting the Thunder Brainbuster. He got back up to look at Jamie, but then stepped back and almost presented Sal to Jamie. Jamie smirked and hit Sal with the Penalty Kick before going for the pin. 1-2-3! Jamie OD pinned the champion, with Ness unexpectedly letting it happen. Jamie raised the belt in air and gloated over his victory of Sal. Ness smirked as the fans booed him and tried to toss garbage at him. He pulled off his shirt to reveal another shirt with a "C" logo on it. The C resembled the logo of one of EBW's biggest threats, and it looks like Ness has aligned with them. As the clock struck midnight, a new champion was crowned, and the EBW OG had sold his soul....to Capcom.



    EBW: Last Clash 2011 on
    Battle Dome

    1. Final Battle Royale 2011: Onisuiken vs. w00t vs. Chu Chu vs. Ra vs. Dynamic Dougie vs. Hashim Al-Singh
    Winner: Chu Chu (6:54)
    2. Final Infinity Battle Royale 2011: Hotlanta vs. Shadow vs. Generator vs. Bolshoi vs. Blue Lightning vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Anwin
    Winner: Anwin (8:09)
    3. Brass Knuckles: Little Mac beat Maurice (8:22) with a KO Punch.
    4. Camilo Ortega Wrestling Exhibition: Camilio Oretga beat Simon Stuart (8:01) with a Cross Armbreaker.
    5. Eagleland Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Pretty Tony (7:40) via DQ.
    6. Tag Team Championship: Troy(c)/Retro Hippie beat Swift(c) (8:32) when Troy hit the Punt Kick. Retro Hippie gains title, Swift loses title.
    7. Global World Championship: Jamie OD beat Sal Paradise(c), Tack Angel, Ness, and Amigo (22:10) with a Penalty Kick on Sal to become the NEW Global World Champion.

     

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    Happy New Year EBW! Year 7 Begins!

    EBW is entering its seventh year running, and it wouldn't be possible without the support of the viewers. Thank you all so much.
    (Seriously, this started on the old board so it is legit heading into its 7th year. I'm a sad sorry bastard. Still, thank you all for reading.)


    Planning for New Year Rising!



    President Trevor Mach: Do you really think that would work?

    Kinniku Mike: Hey it couldn't hurt to try.

    President Trevor Mach: This is my Honey Bunny we're talking about here.

    Kinniku Mike: Oh right.

    President Trevor Mach: I'm intrigued by this "Sonoko Kato Advanced Method" you speak of, but how would it work?

    Kinniku Mike: Well first, you're going to want a lot of oil and then-

    Tack Angel: *cough*

    President Trevor Mach: Tack! Happy New Year Brosef Smith! What are you doing here? Further more, what are Sal and Amigo doing here as well. This is a day off.

    Tack Angel: Actually, you asked us to come here. I even mentioned to you on the phone when you called last night at 4am that after Last Clash I REALLY needed the day off, but you INSISTED that I show up.  

    President Trevor Mach: Funny, I don't remember any of this.

    Tack Angel: Of course you don't.

    Sal Paradise: I don't know what it's supposed to be about, but we better get to the part where you tell me how to get my rematch with Jamie OD.

    President Trevor Mach: Oh that's right! I was going to talk to you guys about Last Clash and what happens next! First, I need to apologize for putting Ness into that match. I had no idea.....that he was Capcommunist.

    Tack Angel: Neither did we. We all agreed to let him in the match, and that is exactly what they wanted.

    Amigo: Capcom is making a move it seems.

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah, I've been waiting for those pansy ass bitches to make the first move. I'm not going to take that lying down either! I'm working on a little retaliation, but for now all I can say is watch your backs. Capcom has killed off beloved characters before, they could just as easily come after you.

    Sal Paradise: What is the plan concerning the Global World Championship?

    President Trevor Mach: As much as I hate to say it, I'm impressed that Jamie OD blazed his own trail to the belt. That being said, the moment he started taking money from Capcom was the moment I decided that I would throw every challenge I could in his way. I'm not going to cheat Jamie OD though. He is champion and I have to respect that. We'll see how long he can hold the title though, when I unleash some hungry challengers on him. Sal, I'm sorry you lost the belt in the manner you did. That wasn't honorable in the slightest, so you're in the title match for New Year Rising, no questions asked. As for the rest of you, I'm looking to put one more person in the match. A nice and entertaining 3 way match. That's why you will be working to earn your spot. On the first X-cite of 2012 you will take part in a timed challenge. You'll all be competing in singles matches, this includes you Mike. If you win the match you have a chance to be the third man, but only the fastest victory will net you the spot. That's the way it is fellas.

    Tack Angel: Trevor, right now I just want to get my hands on Jamie OD for what he did to Taran.

    President Trevor Mach: You really believe he did this huh?

    Tack Angel: I know he did.

    President Trevor Mach: Alright then. In a non-title match, you're qualifying opponent will be Jamie OD. I'm going to put my new champion to work.

    Tack Angel: Thank you.

    President Trevor Mach: That's all I can do for you guys really. I'm trying to be fair about this, but honestly I think I need to add one more person to this equation. Someone unpredictable who isn't always towing the company line. That way I don't show bias. I wonder who-

    *SMASH!*

    Swift: Trevor! Hey Trevor! I'm pissed and you need to hear about it! >:C

    President Trevor Mach: I know Swift. Greed pulled a fast one on you, but I'm afraid it was technically legal what they did.

    Swift: What?! No! I'll handle that shit on my own time! I'm talking about those damn rookies! They drank all the damn root beer Faygo in the vending machine. This shit is getting out of hand!

    President Trevor Mach: What? Well Swift....I certainly wouldn't want.....hey....Swift.....while you're here, I have a match you might be interested in.

    EBW: New Year Rising 2012
    Twoson Fairgrounds

    1. Global World Championship: Jamie OD(c) vs. Sal Paradise vs. ?

    -



    Tag Teams Needed!

    With SURGE Generation members vying for the Global World Championship and Lovekick disbanded, a need has arisen for new tag teams to come together to challenge Troy and his new tag team partner Retro Hippie. Vice President Ryan IQ issued the call for new teams.



    Vice President Ryan IQ: Alright guys, I need you to listen up. We need tag teams.

    w00t: .....and?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: That's it. We need tag teams.

    w00t: Simple and to the point eh? Well, I've taken a couple rookies to the tag team gold in the past, I could probably do it again if that's the need.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: It is the need. We are short on tag teams, and before I look into importing outside teams I want to see if EBW can form some teams internally. I know some of you have worked together in the past so it shouldn't be too much trouble. If you take to this initiative, there will be some benefits.

    Bolshoi: Oooo! Free cotton candy and pony rides! I LOVE COTTON CANDY! Weeeee!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: No....you ridiculous clown.....no pony rides. Do you think we can fit pony rides in the budget?

    Bolshoi: .......What about the cotton candy?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh* Look, we're looking for teams to challenge the tag champs, so if you form teams we're going to put you in a match against each other. The winning team will get a title shot against Troy and that dirty, poor, bleeding heart Retro Hippie at New Year Rising 2012. Are you all in?

    Onisuiken: Yeah, like we're going to pass up a title opportunity. OF COURSE WE'RE ALL IN!

    Dynamic Dougie: I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. What's going on?

    Simon Stuart: Just nod your head in approval.

    Dynamic Dougie: Oh alright then. *Nods*

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Fantastic. Now if you'll excuse me I-

    Swift: RAWRG!

    *Flips table*

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Alright, where the hell does he keep getting these tables? Swift, what seems to be the problem?

    Swift:  HMPH >:C

    Vice President Ryan IQ: If it's about the Tag Team Championship, I can't put you into this match. You don't have a partner and you're already in the Global World Qual-

    Swift: NO! It's about those damn rookies again. I'm looking at you Stuart!

    Simon Stuart: *gulp*

    Swift: They ate all that damn cotton candy! >:C

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Wait....we actually do have a Cotton Candy Machine?

    Bolshoi: Weeeeee!!!!

    The first X-cite of 2012 will be big on action, as we determine who will face the Global World and Tag Team Champions all in one night! Teams have formed to take on Troy and Retro Hippie, while EBW's best will compete in timed challenges to see who will take the third spot in a New Year Rising 3-Way for Jamie OD's newly won Global World Championship. All of this PLUS a word from the EBW OG/turncoat Ness on his recent actions. The first X-cite of 2012, an X-cite you won't want to miss.

    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Tag Team Qualifier: Bolshoi/Dynamic Dougie vs. w00t/Chu Chu vs. Onisuiken/Simon Stuart
    2. Global World Qualifier: Amigo vs. Hashim Al-Singh
    3. Global World Qualifier: Kinniku Mike vs. Ra
    4. Global World Qualifier: Swift vs. Noah Jennings
    5. Tag Team: Sal Paradise/Maurice vs. Little Mac/Pretty Tony
    6. Global World Qualifier: Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD

    -



    Jamie OD: ......Have I got EVERYONE'S attention? What you see before you, is the inevitable consequence of Sal Paradise standing in my way. He delayed me in getting what I wanted, so I made a deal with the devil to ensure that I got what was owed to me. Not because I needed to, but just....for the "Hell" of it! I am the Global World Champion. This is my show now. Anyone who wants try and take this from me will be put in hospital with a concussion after I kick their skulls in. Or maybe....they'll find themselves in an unfortunate "accident". That seems to be happening a lot around here under the administration of Trevor Mach. Trevor, you're just not President material. This company is about to fall apart right around you. You're barely keeping it together as is. What do you think it is going to happen when they decide that it's time to take it from you? It's already started....with me. I'll f*ck this company up and have a good laugh in the process! That's just what I do! Pure Chaos. Hahaha!





    President Trevor Mach: Hey Booshbag! You mind telling me what the hell that was all about?

    Jamie OD: Trevor Mach....not toting your security around with you?

    President Trevor Mach: No Jamie, it's just you and me, and I'm not letting you go anywhere until I have some answers!

    Jamie OD: What are you going to do....hit me? That wouldn't be Presidential now would it?

    President Trevor Mach: F*ck being Presidential!

    Jamie OD: Oi! That's the spirit! That's the fire you lost when you took this job! Admit something to me. You never really wanted this did you.

    President Trevor Mach: Wanted what?

    Jamie OD: The Presidency. You never wanted to retire in the first place but-

    President Trevor Mach: I did what I had to.

    Jamie OD: Right, but then when you tried to get out they pulled you back in. They made you President, and thrust responsibility upon you. Forced you to "grow up" and stop listening to that voice in the back of your head. That voice that screams for chaos.

    President Trevor Mach: ......

    Jamie OD: You hear it right now. It's telling you to hit me, and hit me, and hit me until your fist bleeds. I'm right aren't I?

    President Trevor Mach: ......Yes.

    Jamie OD: HA! See I know you Trevor. The difference between us is that you stopped listening to that voice and I.....I started listening. That's why I stole your mask....it's a symbol in EBW of the chaos and the destructive. This mask is an instrument of chaos.

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah? Well my fist is an instrument of shut the hell up! I know about my demons, and I don't need to be lectured by you. You work for me remember? What I want to know from my new......champion, is what they plan on doing and when.

    Jamie OD: Who?

    President Trevor Mach: You know who dammit.

    Jamie OD: Oh right.....Capcom. They already started. The foundation of your administration is crumbling, and it's been a blast to watch, but it's only going to get better. See, the first step should always be to destabilize internally before-

    President Trevor Mach: Before?

    Jamie OD: .....Invasion.



    -The opening match of the night, and first match of 2012 saw three put together teams clash in an attempt to get a title shot against Tag Team Champions Troy and Retro Hippie. The champs watched on as veteran w00t and Chu Chu plowed through the other teams of Dynamic Dougie/Bolshoi and Onisuiken/Simon Stuart. w00t always seems to strike gold when team with rookies, and this time was no exception, as the Super Rookie Chu Chu used his size and strength to dominate and open up Dynamic Dougie to w00t's WKO followed by the pin. An impressive display, as w00t takes on yet another protege in a climb for tag gold.

    The Global World Qualifiers were up next, with a Timed Challenge being used to determine who would take the third slot in a Global World Championship match at New Year Rising 2012. Whoever beat their opponent, and did so in the fastest time would win out and take the spot.

    -Amigo took on Hashim Al-Singh in the first qualifier. Hashim tried to use his size and reach to keep Amigo from shooting in, but Amigo eventually can always take his opponent to the ground. Hashim attempted to adapt but going for submissions on the ground, but Amigo had the experience edge here and applied a choke that nearly ended the Greed member. Eventually, they took it back to standing, where Hashim took over with some stiff shots and a running knee that floored Amigo. He tried to go for a Camel Clutch, but Amigo flipped him over and nearly got the 3 with a roll up. Instead, they got back to their feet where Amigo hit his series of Germans followed by a German Suplex Pin for the 1-2-3.

    -Kinniku Mike was up next, and looking to go for a Triple Crown with a Global World Title shot. His opponent was the rookie Ra, who was green in more way than one. Mike was looking to try and finish this early, but Ra tried to drag it out and avoid Mike to keep him from making it in the match. Mike's frustration was evident, but he did finally catch Ra, and after a dominant  showing, finished the hippie off with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Unfortunately, it was two seconds later than when Amigo put away Hashim. Mike was upset, and took his frustration out on Ra with another Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.

    -The eccentric brawler Swift, who was recently ousted from Greed and his Tag Team Championship was up next, and his opponent would be former Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings. If Ra was attempting to draw out his match out spite than Noah was doing the same thing out of fear. Swift rushed Noah like a raging bull from the outset. Noah went outside of the ring to keep away, but staying out too long would mean that Swift would win quite handily, so Noah eventually entered and locked up with Swift. Swift had the power and the experience on his side, but Noah was crafty, and did his best to keep Swift grounded. Every time Swift would get momentum, Noah would escape the ring to buy time. Eventually, Swift went outside the ring after him. He went for the POUNCE, but missed and hit the ring steps instead. Swift was furious, and pulled a table out from under the ring for the sole purpose of flipping it. Noah waited for Swift to get back in the ring to attempt a takedown, but Swift just tossed him into the corner and pounced him on the rebound. He followed it up with a Blackhammer and covered him for the win. Swift won the match, but clocked in nearly three minutes too late.



    Mike O: MIKE O HERE WITH-

    Sal Paradise: OUT OF MY WAY!

    Mike O: EH?

    Sal Paradise: Ness! Get over here now!

    Ness: Sal, could you give me a couple minutes here, I'm trying to make a statement.

    Sal Paradise: NO! I don't want to hear any "why I did it" speeches! I just want to kick your ass for selling out and costing me the title!

    Ness: Selling out? Is that what you think this is? How about we call it what it really is Sal. It's survival. See, the fact of the matter is.....I DON'T WANT TO RETIRE! I have no intention of going gently into that good night. Trevor seemed to think out time had passed. He wanted get me out of the ring and behind a desk. I'm not going to be put out to pasture just yet! I'm the EBW OG! Do you people really even know who I am or what I've done for you!? You don't thank a hero by issuing him walking papers and sending him out the door! I did what they wanted so I could survive. When the time comes and EBW is purged, I will be one of the last few standing.

    Sal Paradise: I don't care about any of that crap anymore Ness! You threw away your legacy when you screwed me! I don't want to honor you, I want to knock your teeth out! EBW is always the target of some plot by some other organization looking to take over. It's happened before, and it'll happen again. I'm not one to tow the company line, but even I can see that EBW can fight and win. What makes Capcom any different?

    Ness: Ha! Are you kidding me?! You know exactly what Capcom is capable of! Capcom has killed off some of its most beloved characters for no reason whatsoever. What do you think they will do with people like you?

    Sal Paradise: ......

    Ness: Look, I know why you're here Sal. You want "revenge" or whatever. I've had to deal with you young punks demanded revenge for years now. I'll tell you what, let's not drag this out. Let's have it out next week on-

    Sal Paradise: No! I'm not waiting for next week. We fight in that ring on X-perience, or else I will come looking for you!

    Ness: Fine. Have it your way...."People's Choice".

    Mike O: .......LET'S TAKE IT TO MO! MO!!!

    -Former Global World Champion Sal Paradise teamed with Maurice of the SURGE Generation to take on Little Mac and Pretty Tony of Greed in tag action next. Maurice was looking for pay back on Little Mac in their continued war, while Sal was just looking for some comeback momentum. Mac and Tony were strikers through and through, so Maurice matched them with his fists while Sal took them down with slams. Little Mac tried to stay out of the ring when Maurice was in and left it to Tony. Tony has extensive boxing experience, but in the wrestling ring, Maurice has the advantage. Late in the match Sal tagged out to Maurice as Ness made his way down to the ring. Sal kept him back, but the distraction opened an opportunity for Mac to bring out the brass knuckles again and clock Maurice before getting the pin. Hard times for Maurice and the former Global World Champion.



    Camilo Ortega: I have this funny feeling I'm being followed.

    Shadow: That's because you are.

    Camilo Ortega: AH!

    Anwin: From both directions.

    Camilo Ortega: AH! Anwin, I totally didn't even know you were there. I just felt Shadow following me. You need to do a better job of existing my man! HAHA!

    Anwin: *sigh*

    Camilo Ortega: Allow me to revert back to pants wetting terror, and ask what you dirty peasants could possible want from the Infinity Division Champion.

    Shadow: You know what I want.

    Anwin: Me too.

    Camilo Ortega: Oh yes, you both want an opportunity to lose to me....again. Well I would LOVE to help you with that, but.....uh....oh yeah....we already have a 3-way title match at the next Pay Per View.

    Shadow: I'm not looking for a 3-Way match Ortega. I want you one-on-one. If not, I'll take your head, but I'd rather have that title.

    Anwin: You forgetting something Shadow? I tossed you over the top rope at Last Clash. I was the first ever Infinity Division Champion. That title shot is mine.

    Camilo Ortega: How about....you guys beat the hell out of each other on XP. THAT WAY....the winner can face me....while also being quite injured. How does that sounds?

    Shadow: Not good enough!

    Camilo Ortega: AH! Winner picks stipulation?!

    Shadow: .......

    Camilo Ortega: ......

    Shadow: .......

    Anwin: .......

    Shadow: .......Acceptable. You get to live for a little whole longer. Anwin, you die this week.

    Anwin: We'll see about that.

    -The big main event would see former champ Tack Angel lock horns with new Global World Champion Jamie OD in a Global World Qualifier. Tack wasn't seeking the Global World Championship however. What he wanted was revenge for the assault on Taran. An assault that looks to have been carried out by our new champion. Tack didn't waste time in letting the kicks fly, but Jamie was happy to respond in kind. Top notch, fast paced action from these two. The last time they were in the ring together it was high caliber, but pace was stepped up here, with Tack overwhelming Jamie and scoring several nearfalls. Late in the match, Tack tried his Angel Driver, but Jamie blocked it and flipped him over. He tried going for the Penalty Kick, but Tack shot up and hit the lariat first. The angered Tack was looking to land a Penalty Kick of his own to Jamie, when suddenly all hell broke loose. The Capcom Shocktroopers, suddenly poured out of the entrance way and through the fans. They circled the ring, and it looked like Tack was the primary target. Jamie OD cackled as they closed in. EBW President Trevor Mach and Moz lead out Sal Paradise, The Red Shirts, and Triple BLU in retaliation. The President looked livid as he pushed past the Red Shirts and knocked one of the Shocktroopers down with a hard right. Even Swift came prepared to brawl and POUNCED his way through a formation of Shocktroopers. Total anarchy forced a No Contest, as EBW ended with EBW wrestlers facing down the looming threat of what Capcom may have in store....



    EBW: X-cite on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Tag Team Qualifier: w00t/Chu Chu beat Bolshoi/Dynamic Dougie and Onisuiken/Simon Stuart (12:41) when w00t hit the WKO on Dougie.
    2. Global World Qualifier: Amigo beat Hashim Al-Singh (6:03) with a German Suplex Pin.
    3. Global World Qualifier: Kinniku Mike beat Ra (6:05) with the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb.
    4. Global World Qualifier: Swift beat Noah Jennings (8:54) with a Blackhammer.
    5. Tag Team: Little Mac/Pretty Tony beat Sal Paradise/Maurice (13:58) when Mac hit the KO Punch on Maurice.
    6. Global World Qualifier: Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD (19:49) ended in a No Contest.

    -



    Capcom Fallout!

    EBW is under threat, by a hostile organization known as Capcom. The company has slowly been moving itself into position for months now, by financing groups such as Greed, and enlisting the services of the chaotic Jamie OD. Now, they are making their presence known physically, with the invasion of X-cite by the Capcommunist Shocktroop. Some within EBW are wondering about the future, while others prepare for battle...



    President Trevor Mach: TALI! TALI! TALI!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Hey Trevtastic.

    President Trevor Mach: You know when I said I might need your help with Capcom if war we declared?!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Yes.

    President Trevor Mach: War were declared.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: I see.

    President Trevor Mach: Those Capcommunists are pissing me off! First, they screw over their own fanbase, and now they're messing with my company! It just pisses me off and...wait....why are you covered in blood.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Swift and I just got back from an important mission.

    President Trevor Mach: Swift? Where?

    Swift: Sup.

    President Trevor Mach: AH!

    Swift: Hrm! >:C

    President Trevor Mach: Sorry Swift, wasn't expecting you to be there. What the hell did you do?

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Killed SOPA.

    Swift: You're welcome.

    President Trevor Mach: Killed SOPA? The Online Piracy Bill? How did you do that? Did you threaten the guy trying to enact it?

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: No, I mean we literally killed it. Swift cut it's head off with an axe!

    Swift: I got blood all over my damn hotpockets! >:C

    President Trevor Mach: Wait....WHAT?!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: I'll explain later. The point is I already helped you by killing the bill. SOPA would have allowed Capcom to cause even more harm, and now it's dead. Unfortunately, that's all I can do right now until things escalate. Got people to answer to and what not.

    President Trevor Mach: Dammit! What happened to us? We used to be so bad ass!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Speak for yourself Trev, I'm still pretty bad ass. Just killed an internet destroying monster with my bare hands.

    President Trevor Mach: You know something honey bunny. Jamie was right about something on X-cite. He is listening to the same voice I was. He is me.

    Swift: Don't be stupid Trevor, you're you and he's a ginger with a soccer ball. Big damn difference! >:C

    President Trevor Mach: I didn't mean literally Swift! He knows that I'm missing the thrill of the fight. With Capcom looming, I want to do more than just sit back and shout orders. I want to do something. I want to shut them down....and I want to personally shut Jamie OD down and take back my mask. Still, I have a responsibility to EBW, and to you my wife.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Trevor, you've got to do what you've got to do just like I do what I have to do. We're partners till the end, and I'll support you if you do what you think is right. Hell, do what you think is fun too. Raise some hell dammit! With Capcom fight fire with fire! Show Jamie what real chaos is!

    President Trevor Mach: Thanks babe, I knew you would get it.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Besides, if you did something to lose your job it's not big deal. I get paid more than you anyways.

    President Trevor Mach: Wait seriously?!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: You betcha!

    President Trevor Mach: But I'm the President!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Sparkle still pays better.

    President Trevor Mach: Well I'll be dammed.

    Swift: This table.....it won't flip dammit! >:C

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Bolted to the ground Swift.

    Swift: >:C

    -



    Capcom Fallout Part 2

    While some prepare to fight, others search for answers...



    Tack Angel: Wow, been awhile since I've been in here.

    Paula's Dad: Now that sounds like Tack.

    Tack Angel: Long time no see sir!

    Paula's Dad: Hey kiddo. It's been a long time! I know you've made quite the name for yourself in that EBW thing right?

    Tack Angel: You could say that. How are things here?

    Paula's Dad: Very quiet ever since Paula moved out. Did she send you this way?

    Tack Angel: No actually, I'm here of my own accord. I was wondering about some thing.

    Paula's Dad: Well sure Tack ask away.

    Tack Angel: I was just curious about my childhood here. I don't know if you know this, but I don't remember a lot of it.....not much at all really.

    Paula's Dad: You know, that seems to be a case with a lot of the kids that came through our doors. It's a funny sort of thing isn't it?

    Tack Angel: Do you remember Taran?

    Paula's Dad: Well of course I do! He was sent here to help us run the place by our financial benefactor. He was always a bright and happy kid. You kids looked up to him. He used to tell you all these stories, I swear I don't know where they came from sometimes. One particular story he told was just crazy. He told you kids that about a boy that came from a place where the continents were all connected and heroes and villains freely roamed the streets. I can't remember the whole story, but you were always wanting to know more about that one.

    Tack Angel: Heh....I think I remember that a little bit.

    Paula's Dad: I take it you came here for more than just reminiscing though. What's really on your mind.

    Tack Angel: Taran....he told me something....said there was a reason that we all came here as kids.

    Paula's Dad. Yes, there was actually. This school, has always been a center for....gifted kids. Children that had a special kind of talent and heart that made them stand out. My own dear sweet Paula has special gifts. I think you know all about that.

    Tack Angel: Yeah, I know all about.....Giygas.

    Paula's Dad: She wasn't the only one though. You all possessed something special that lead to you coming here. At least, that's what we were told by Taran.

    Tack Angel: He handled that sort of thing?

    Paula's Dad: He made sure that the right kids came here he used to say. Always talking about some grand plan....some great future. That changed one day though.

    Tack Angel: What happened?

    Paula's Dad: He found out something that upset him. He went off on whoever was giving us the financial backing to run the place. Said they had a new plan. He was livid and distraught. So one day, he took you kids to see a wrestling show like he always used to. You all loved going to the NCW shows. He dropped you kids off, but never came back the next day. I never saw him again. Soon after the funds from our mysterious financial backers dried up, and we changed business practices to allow in all kids to stay afloat. It was much better that way I think, cause my wife and I never wanted to keep any child out. It was part of some plan though.

    Tack Angel: What plan and what do you mean mysterious financial backer. Do you not know it was?

    Paula's Dad: We were kept in the dark. Taran told us they wanted to be kept anonymous for tax reasons or something. We went along with it so we could live out our dream of running this place.

    Tack Angel: Polestar, a development center for special children, funded by a mysterious backer. The plot thickens. In any case thank you for everything. It was good to see you again.

    Paula's Dad: Glad I could help Tack. Don't be a stranger! Visit us anytime.

    Tack Angel: I will. Goodbye for now.



    Tack Angel: That was informative but-

    ?: Not quite all you wanted to hear.

    Tack Angel: Wha.....You!

    Mega Man: I think it's time you figure out just what is going on here.

    -



    XP Card!

    Capcom is lurking, but the show must got on! EBW is looking to show it's confidence by putting on a huge show that will see Tack get a No Rules Rematch against Jamie OD, as well as a big one on one showdown between former Global World Champion Sal Paradise and the turncoat that cost him the belt Ness. Shadow and Anwin will also do battle in a fight of light versus dark, with the winner getting show at the long running Infinity Division Champion Camilo Ortega in a match of their choice. All of this PLUS a word from President Trevor Mach on the current status of EBW, and it's future regarding the looming Capcom. Don't miss it!

    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Mike Ishijima/Ultimo Tiger/Blue Lightning vs. Hotlanta/Bolshoi/Generator
    2. 6-Man Tag: Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice vs. Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Pretty Tony
    3. Singles: Chu Chu vs. Retro Hippie
    4. Singles: w00t vs. Troy
    5. Infinity Decision: Shadow vs. Anwin
    6. No Rules Rematch: Jamie OD vs. Tack Angel
    7. Singles: Sal Paradise vs. Ness

    Here is the partial card for New Year Rising 2012 as well.



    EBW: New Year Rising 2012
    Twoson Fairgrounds
    PPV

    1. Tag Team Championship: Troy(c)(c)/Retro Hippie vs. w00t/Chu Chu
    2. Infinity Division Championship (Stipulation Pending): Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Shadow or Anwin
    3. Global World Championship: Jamie OD(c) vs. Sal Paradise vs. Amigo

     

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    Re: EBW - Earthbound Wrestling

    COMING FEBURARY 2012!!!!



    "I want to change the wrestling world...one female ass at a time" The phrase Mike used after winning the TV title.
    2 years since his debut Mike has been voted Heavyweight of the year, and already a former TV and Global champion
    as well as the current Tri-Force and Eagleland champion. As a silent Samoan Slaughterhouse, he debuted as a
    powerhouse while later on using that same charisma being the current Samoan Sexmachine. This 3 disc DVD set
    features the documentary with words from stars like Sal Paradise, Trevor Mach, SWIFT, Amigo and Maurice
    of the SURGE GENERATION, infamous matches such as his debut, and extras like the EBW cares vinginettes.
    Don't just buy, SNAG A COPY! Like you would a woman's ass!

    DISC ONE - The Documentary
    - The Samoan Slaughterhouse
    - Starting SURGE with Amigo and Maurice/Feud with SWIFT
    - Heel Turn with Captain Strong
    - Feud with Mach
    - Part of the Unbreakables
    - The Samoan Sexmachine
    - Sonoko Kato
    - Television and Global Champion
    - EBW Cares / Theme Song "Laid in Japan"
    - Hair Styles Deadlocks
    - Reunite to form SURGER GENERATION
    - Feud with Greed
    - Triforce and Eagleland Champion
    - Commercial Deals In Project

    DISC TWO - The Matches
    - 3-Way New Generation Battle (EBW: X-cite)
    vs. Amigo vs. Maurice
    - No Rules Tag Team Battle (VICTORY EXPLOSION 3)
    Maurice/Kinniku Mike vs. Generator/Larmore
    - Royal Crown Championship "Take it All" (EBW Breakthrough)
    Trevor Mach(c) vs. Kinniku Mike
    - FSW Double Trouble Titles
    Kinniku Mike & Captain Strong vs. Mr. Jennings & Fergus O'Flannery
    - Tag Team Match (EBW: X-cite)
    Swift/Kinniku Mike vs. Captain Strong/Pokey Minch
    - WARGAMES (EBW: Renegade Nation)
    Troy/Little Mac/Akinan/Hashim Al-Singh vs. Trevor Mach/w00t/Kinniku Mike/Danny Leung
    - E1 CLIMAX Semi-Finals
    Kinniku Mike vs. Trevor Mach
    - Television Championship (EBW: Last Clash 2010)
    Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice (C)
    - Unification Television Championship/Royal Crown Championship (EBW: New Year Rising 2011)
    Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo(c) Special Referee: Maurice
    - Double Crown Championship TUE Finale (Victory Explosion 5)
    Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo
    - Double Crown Championship 3-Way (Victory Explosion 5)
    Amigo vs. Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Maurice Special Referee: Little Mac
    - Ranking Match Global World #1 Spot (EBW: X-cite)
    Kinniku Mike vs. Lukie
    - Global World Championship (EBW: Breakthrough 2011)
    Tack Angel(c) vs. Kinniku Mike
    - Eagleland Championship (EBW: Zero Hour)
    Kinniku Mike vs. Perfect Man(c)
    - Eagleland Championship No Interference (EBW: X-perience)
    Kinniku Mike vs. Noah Jennings(c)
    - TriForce Championship (EBW: X-cite)
    Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice vs. Ra(c)/Noah Jennings(c)/Pretty Tony(c)
    - Tri-Force Championship 2/3 Singles Rules [Belts vs. SURGE DOJO] (EBW: X-cite)
    Ra(c)/Pretty Tony(c)/Noah Jennings(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice
    - Eagleland Championship (EBW: Rumble City 2011)
    Kinniku Mike vs. Noah Jennings (c)

    DISC THREE - The Extras
    - Introduction of Mike and Maurice by Captain Strong
    - Debut of SURGE
    - Vinginettes of Mike vs. Trevor
    - "LETS GET HIM!" Mike poses as Randy no Kachi on FSW
    - "I want Mike!" - X-Cite on EBN
    - The Unbreakbles Music Video for Renegade Wars
    - EBW Cares Promos - "Dont Text and Drive", "Reckless Driving", and "Keep it Wrappy Wrappy"
    - TUF 5 Shenanigans UNCUT
    - "My Suplex is better than yours!" - Mike and Amigo compared finishers
    - "Laid in Japan" MV by Shing02 (EBW edit)
    - EB Awards, Heavyweight of the Year speech
    - "Orgin of Finishers: From the Release Dragon Suplex to Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb" by Amigo
    - Mike training rituals from "TACK vs. MIKE" Special on EBN

    -



    Financial Warfare! Pimpin out Kinniku Mike!

    A struggle with Capcom would be a costly one, so President Mach and his staff are doing all they can to raise money against the financial juggernaut.



    President Trevor Mach: So yeah, Capcom makes so much damn money, that they stopped using their most beloved characters and they just do the same stuff over and over. It's tired, boring, and bad business YET THEY STILL MAKE MONEY! This company is pure damn evil, and the only way we could possibly fight them is if we raise some money to match their financial fire power. EBW is always good at turning a profit, but we gotta kick it up a notch! Ry Ry told me that EBW is strong cause it's self sufficient, but we could be stronger if we spent someone else's money!

    Amy Taylor: Are we thinking fund raiser sir?

    President Trevor Mach: No, I had a great idea about getting some back up from some of the other companies out there. We kind of burned the bridge with New Edo Pro after we....sorta....kinda....took part in the events that lead to Antonio Stuart's death BUT......but there is still All Edo Pro. I sent Ry Ry to Edo to see if they wanted to work with us in against the oppressive Capcommunists. Oh wait, looks like he just got back! Heya Ry Ry!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: *huff puff* Don't....call...me....that....Trevor.

    Moz: Uh...you're not looking too good IQ.

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah Ry Ry.....everything alright?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: I don't....know how it happened....but it happened....how could this happen?

    Amy Taylor: What happened Ry R- See now you got me doing it!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: *deep breath* Long story short I somehow married Makoto Thanatos, and I'm no longer allowed in Edo.

    President Trevor Mach: Oh alri- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: I KNOW RIGHT?! I've got to stop hitting the mini bar when I'm on a business trip.

    President Trevor Mach: Yeah....I should say so. It's a good thing for you that Eivion Thanatos is dead.

    Moz: Uh....he's not dead Trevor. He's actually very much alive.

    President Trevor Mach: .....I've got to stop getting my info from Wikipedia. So Ry Ry, long story short is that the plan did not work?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: .....I don't think it could have gone more wrong to be honest.

    President Trevor Mach: Huh. Well then.....PLAN M!

    Vice President Ryan IQ? Plan M?

    President Trevor Mach: That's right! PLAN MIKE....not the Ishijima one.....of the Mike O one.....I'm talking about Kinniku Mike.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Color me intrigued....and very fearful. What is your plan.

    President Trevor Mach: Well, we recently put up an add on the site for the Kinniku Mike 3 Disc DVD. The preorders broke records. That's big money for us when we really need it! That leads me to believe that Kinniku Mike is big money! Also, I saw he is popular on that Tweeter thing, and Heather told me that means something. That's why I think we need to pimp out Kinniku Mike as much as possible!

    Moz: Great idea Trev. We could make some t-shirts and headbands and-

    President Trevor Mach: EVEN BETTER! Another DVD!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Already? The other DVD hasn't even been released yet! What could you possibly put on the DVD that isn't on the set coming out?

    President Trevor Mach: It's already been made. See for yourself!



    Vice President Ryan IQ: OH MY GOD!!!

    President Trevor Mach: I KNOW RIGHT?!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Is this what I think it is?!

    President Trevor Mach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......yeah.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Trevor, you actually expect this to sell?!

    President Trevor Mach: Ladies will love it, and Kato ass fans will love it. Besides, it was totally Mike's idea! See, it says so right on the cover!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: This is a risky move Trev.

    President Trevor Mach: We need to cater to all demographics Ry Ry. I mean how would you like it if a product you loved for years suddenly made it clear to you that you weren't apart of the "demo" anymore. They didn't want your viewership or your business. You would get pissed right?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: I don't get "pissed". I get financial.

    President Trevor Mach: Still, you know what I mean. It's like if we were some game company that made millions because of one franchise. A franchise that millions loved all around the world. Suddenly, that company starts doing crystal meth and decides it doesn't want their money or their fandom anymore. It just wants to make shitty fighting games that are bare bones and lazy. Then, they sell the DLC at full price! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: You really lost me on that analogy. What were you trying to say?

    President Trevor Mach: I HATE CAPCOM RY RY! I will do whatever I have to to ensure that everyone in EBW keeps their jobs, and we don't get bullied out of the market by those asshole Capcommunists. Even if I have to create a little chaos of my own.

    Amy Taylor: Sir?

    President Trevor Mach: What? Forget that I said that last part....I was just being....silly.

    Amy Taylor: The commercial is about to air on TV sir!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Commercial?

    President Trevor Mach: Yep! As part of our endorsement deal with Whoop Ass soda, I got Kinniku Mike in the commercial for the new Whoop Ass Xtreme!



    Kinniku Mike: *sigh* My pelvis is sore from all that thrusting.

    Kid: Mr. Mike? Mr. Mike!

    Kinniku Mike: Yeah?

    Kid: You need any help?

    Kinniku Mike: ...nah.

    Kid: I just....I just want you to know I think....I think you're the best ever!

    Kinniku Mike: Yeah....sure.

    Kid: Want my Whoop Ass Xtreme?

    Kinniku Mike: .....

    Kid: It's ok, you can have it.

    Kinniku Mike: No no.

    Kid: Really, you can have it.

    Kinniku Mike: *sigh* Ok. Thanks.



    Kid: *sigh* Well...see ya around.

    Kinniku Mike *gulp gulp gulp* Hey Kid?

    Kid: Yeah?

    *RIP!*



    Kinniku Mike: Catch!

    Kid: Wow!

    Kinniku Mike: HAHA!

    Jessica: OH MY GOD MIKE HOW COULD YOU I'M CALLING THE POLICE AHHHHH!!!

    Announcer: Whoop Ass Xtreme, if you drink enough of it the censor bar disappears from Jessica.

    ----

    Vice President Ryan IQ: .....I'm at a loss for words.

    Amy Taylor: It was alright.....right up until the very end.

    Moz: *gulp gulp gulp* Oh man....the ANNOUNCER WAS RIGHT!

    President Trevor Mach: I smell money!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: No, I think that's the impending lawsuit.

    -



    President Trevor Mach: Suck it Capcommunist! You ain't getting into my show!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Trevor! What the hell are you doing?! You have Red Shirts for a reason!

    President Trevor Mach: They are busy kicking ass over there! Besides, I'm tired of sitting back dammit! Sal, look out behind you!

    Sal Paradise: Got it!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: These guys have been pouring into the arena all day. We need to do something!

    President Trevor Mach: Right, I'll have Biggs and Wedge hold one of them down while you break their ribs with your wrist watch punch.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: What?! You're still on that? I'll have you know that it was a LEGAL OPENHANDED-

    President Trevor Mach: Not really the time Ry Ry!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: *sigh*

    President Trevor Mach: There! That is the last one of them. HA! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT CAPCOM?! YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP SENDING YOUR FLUNKIES TO GET THEIR ASS HANDED TO THEM! WE'RE NOT TIRED....WE'RE NOT EVEN WINDED! WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOURSELVES TONIGHT SO WE CAN PICK A FIGHT!

    ?: That...sounds like a good idea Mr. President....a very good idea indeed.

    President Trevor Mach: Huh? Wha? Who said that?

    Sal Paradise: Well, that doesn't sound good.



    WAR! The battle between EBW and Capcom has officially begun! The company known for giving the best wrestling product available versus the cold heartless conglomerate looking to add EBW to it's trophy case. The 9-5 programmers known as the Capcom Shocktroop haven't posed much of a threat, but their relentlessness is beginning to wear down the fighters of Earthbound Wrestling. A fight is taking place from outside and within, as our very champion is in cahoots with Capcom, as is the EBW OG Ness. Battle lines are being drawn and this confrontation is heating up. Despite all of this, the show must go on, and thus President Mach booked seven big matches, with the main event seeing former Global World Champion Sal Paradise battle Ness. Can Sal shake off the recent bad luck and gain momentum by taking a Capcom scalp?

    -The veterans of the Infinity Division took on Triple BLU in the opener. A hot contest that saw the youngsters come close, but the eccentric Bolshoi turned it around with a Bolshoi Bomb on Ultimo Tiger followed by the pin.

    -SURGE Generation continue to be on fire, as they hold the gold and one of their own is in the main event of New Year Rising 2012. Amigo showed confidence as he lead Mike and Maurice against Mac, Hashim Al-Singh, and Pretty Tony. The amaresu expert took the striker Pretty Tony to the ground with a Rolling Olympic Hell submission late in the match as Mike and Maurice crossed the ring to brawl with Mac and Hashim. Tony had no choice but to tap out, giving Amigo and impressive win heading into his title opportunity.



    Mike O: MIKE O HERE WITH-

    Amigo: *groan* Mike please, I know that you want me to spill my GUTZ so just let me do so. My name is Amigo, I'm an amaresu practitioner turned professional wrestler. I came in with the New Generation, the most promising group of debuts in EBW history. Since then I've wrestled my heart out for you people. What I lack in charisma I make up for in talent. It's my dream to become Global World Champion, and I intend to do just that when I-

    Jamie OD: ....What? I wasn't going to interrupt or anything, I was just so ENTHRALLED by your speech! Fiction can be fun, but I prefer fact in this situation Amigo. The fact is that this is between me and Sal. You're just an after though bud. HAHA!

    Amigo: Don't you dare underestimate me! You might have the flashy mask, the soccer gimmick, and a mouth that can run all day, but I have you beat in that ring, and WHAT WE DO IN THAT RING IS WHAT MATTERS!

    Jamie OD: You think that's true eh? The real way to make an impact is chaos. You shake things up around here and make a loud enough noise, you'll find out that people will start to notice you. Burn the place to the ground....and they'll remember you forever.

    Amigo: In infamy maybe.

    Jamie OD: I'd rather be infamous than famous anyways. So Mr. "Amaresu" star, you keep talking about your wrestling skills. It won't change the fact that a dull, lifeless, nobody will never amount to the Global World Champion. Haha!

    Amigo: ..... 

    w00t and Chu Chu, another pairing of veteran and rookie vying for the Tag Team Championships. Only this time for w00t, he has become a seasoned mentor in this field, and he's teaming with a Super Rookie with amazing potential. Before their New Year Rising 2012 title shot however, they will be facing their opponents in various matches. Tonight would see them pair off for singles matches.

    -Chu Chu took on the left loving Retro Hippie first. Hippie was always known for his cowardly liberal tactics, and nothing changed for him, but Chu Chu charged him like a predator and brought him down with a big boot. He set him up for the Powerbomb and dropped him hard. The fans were loving it, so the Super Rookie dropped him one more time before the roll up and the pin.

    -w00t and Troy collided in the next match. It was a close and entertaining encounter, but Greed came out for this one and took it much more seriously. Ra and Noah Jenning's outside involvement lead to w00t botching a WKO and eating a Punt Kick before the pin.



    -Shadow and Anwin battled in a Infinity Decision match, with the winner getting a shot at Camilo Ortega in a match of their choosing. Randy no Kachi was nowhere to be seen, and it looked like Shadow would go this one alone. He was all over Anwin in the early minutes with hard clubbing blows. He went for the Shadow Driver early, but Anwin escaped and turned the match around with a Reverse DDT. He went high risk with a moonsault that landed just right, but Shadow kicked out at 2. He tried to go high risk himself on the top rope, but the always surprising Anwin rushed up and surprised him with a Static Superplex that once again knocked out the cameras. As they came back Shadow was pinned the mat for a 1-2-3. Anwin won decisively over Shadow, and showed that he is ready to make another run at the Infinity Division Championship. Camilo Ortega even looked impressed that Anwin was able to take Shadow that easily, but knowing the champion, he already had a plan up his sleeve.

    -Global World Champion Jamie OD and Tack Angel had their rematch next. It was a No Rules match, meaning that Tack and Jamie could do anything and go anywhere. The weapons were brought out almost immediately, with Tack aiming to avenge Taran, he clobbered Jamie with a chair. Jamie backed into a corner and punted his soccer ball right into the chair and hit Tack in the face. Jamie then swept his leg, and Tack fell down hard on sign. Jamie controlled the match from here, laying in hard kicks and throwing any weapon he could find at Tack. The Pushpin Seraphim used the energy of the chanting crowd to get back to his feet. He blocked a chair shot from Jamie and hit a high kick that sent the chair straight into his head. He placed Jamie into the corner of the ring and placed the chair on his face. Tack then went to the top rope for a high risk TaToBa Kick into the chair. Jamie ate the kick hard, but rolled out of the ring. Tack followed, but soon he stopped dead in his tracks, as hand reached out from under the ring and grabbed him. As he tried to fight them off Jamie came back with a Shining Wizard. He rolled Tack back into the ring and set him up for the Penalty Kick. Instead of pinning he let Tack get back up for another kick. A third and final kick sealed the deal, as Jamie placed his foot on Tack to score the pin. Jamie revealed the Capcom Shocktroopers under the ring as they all ran into the crowd. Jamie was all smiles as knocked the signs and cellphones out the hands of the fans he passed by.



    President Trevor Mach: Tack, I'm sorry they got into the building somehow and ruined your match. I know you want to get back at Jamie for Taran and.......Mega Man is here.

    Tack Angel: Yeah...he is.

    President Trevor Mach: Huh....well ain't that something.

    Tack Angel: Indeed.

    President Trevor Mach: ....So....want to tell me....WHY?

    Mega Man: It's good to see you again Trevor. It's been a long time.

    President Trevor Mach: Considering I thought Capcom had you terminated, it really is a pleasant surprise.

    Tack Angel: He told me everything Trev. We might be in a lot of trouble.

    President Trevor Mach: Well then, you better enlighten me as well.

    -The main event of the evening saw former Global World Champion Sal Paradise lock up with EBW turncoat Ness. The fans have never booed harder, as a once great EBW hero had become a villain. Sal answered for the people by firing hard shots at the target of their disdain. This was not a technical match at all, as both fighters relied more on brawling. It wasn't about winning the match, it was about inflicting punishment. Sal took control late in the match and locked in the Paradise Lock. Ness fought to get to the ropes, but Sal forced him back and made it impossible. Suddenly, the lights went out in the arena. When they came back on, the Capcom Shocktroopers were in the ring, but they weren't alone. Standing above Sal and Ness was none other than Capcom star Dante. He flung his hair back before booting Sal Paradise in the head. He and the other Capcommunists attacked viciously, as the ref rang the bell for Sal's DQ victory. Sal was being made an example of by Capcom. The surprises were not over yet, as standing at the entrance way was none other than Shadowloo Leader M. Bison. Reploid Creator Dr. Wily, and of course the Great Leader of Capcom. The invasion....has begun.



    EBW: X-perience on
    Fourside Expo Center

    1. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Hotlanta/Bolshoi/Generator beat Mike Ishijima/Ultimo Tiger/Blue Lightning (4:04) via Bolshoi's Bolshoi Bomb on Ultimo Tiger -> Pin
    2. 6-Man Tag: Amigo/Kinniku Mike/Maurice beat Little Mac/Hashim Al-Singh/Pretty Tony (8:24) via Amigo's Rolling Olympic Hell on Pretty Tony -> Submission
    3. Singles: Chu Chu beat Retro Hippie (0:40) via Powerbomb -> Pin
    4. Singles: Troy beat w00t (3:03) via Punt Kick -> Pin
    5. Infinity Decision: Anwin beat Shadow (7:31) via Static Superplex -> Pin
    6. No Rules Rematch: Jamie OD beat Tack Angel (6:50) via Penalty Kick -> Pin
    7. Singles: Sal Paradise beat Ness (10:03) via DQ.

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    The Master Plan



    President Trevor Mach: ....I think you all know why you're here. This meeting is being held in secret, even my own staff is barred from the room.

    Amigo: Then why is Amy here?

    Amy Taylor: Hi sir!

    President Trevor Mach: ....Because I FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR! Amy, any chance you would-

    Amy Taylor: Not on your life sir.

    President Trevor Mach: I didn't think so. Look, Capcom has made their move, and for the longest time we have thought it was just part of some hostile takeover. Those Capcommunists are crazy assholes, they don't always need a reason to do what they do. Turns out that this time Capcom DOES have a reason, and it affects most of us very personally.

    Taran: More than even some of you know.

    Tack Angel: Taran?

    Taran: I'm alright Tack. My injuries are healing, and my head is clear. Mega, I see that you've come out of hiding.

    Mega Man: We couldn't exactly stand back for this one could we?

    Sal Paradise: What exactly is going on here?

    Taran: The end of EBW as we know unless something is done.

    Mega Man: Capcom, for all their eccentricity has a plan for EBW, and it's plan that's been coming for years.

    President Trevor Mach: Tali, this is where it gets interesting and-

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Shhhh...

    President Trevor Mach: Oh right yeah sorry.

    Taran: Polestar, a school for gifted youths, was actually the front for a program to create a new form of human. Capcom funded the project....and I was in charge of it.

    Tack Angel: You!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: .....

    Taran: It was my idea, but you see I had another vision in mind. Where I come from....the fantastic and impossible has become reality. I just wanted to bring that here.

    Sal Paradise: Where exactly are you from Taran?

    Taran: ....That's classified still I'm sorry.

    Amigo: So you tried to create gifted students for some bright future eh? How come that's not what happened? What got in the way?

    Mega Man: Capcom got in the way.

    Taran: They saw the potential in my work, but wanted to use it for other means. Project Polestar changed, and I was outed from my position. I tried to help the kids escape one day, but.....they stopped me, and I had to go into hiding.

    Tack Angel: Where did you go?

    Taran: I can't tell you that either. The plan changed, and Capcom sought to use the kids for other means.

    Sal Paradise: Other means?

    President Trevor Mach: Earthbound Wrestling.

    Sal Paradise: What?!

    Taran: EBW, was orchestrated by Capcom. Former Mayor Pirkle got his financial backing from-

    Amigo: Capcom.

    Mega Man: Poochyfud took over with financial backing from-

    Tack Angel: Capcom.

    Taran: A shadow group called SSS installed Rufus Poochyfud when they were given the order by-

    President Trevor Mach: Konami....I mean....I mean Capcom.

    Taran: The one thing they never intended was the Presidency of Trevor Mach. They never intended on Tack Angel being more than a puppet for the company. They never intended on Tali Mach taking over Sparkle. They never intended on Sal Paradise becoming the face of the company.

    Tack Angel: That's what this is all about. EBW isn't following the plan, so they intend to wipe us off the map!

    Taran: That's right. EBW is not subservient, and Capcom hates free speech.

    Mega Man: The entire purpose of EBW, was so that Capcom would have another franchise in which to feud with. Marvel vs. Capcom, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, and now EBW vs. Capcom.

    President Trevor Mach: Heh...the entire point of our careers to Capcom was to make more games to profit off of. Ain't that a bitch?

    Taran: That's why Capcom is on the attack. That's why they are doing everything in their power to stop you. Because you took control of your own destinies....and they don't like that.

    Amigo: So, what's the plan?

    President Trevor Mach: I think that's obvious Amigo. We fight back!

    Tack Angel: ....I agree.

    Sal Paradise: No other option I see.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: Make em pay for trying to control our lives.

    Mega Man: You're going to be up against a lot. Capcom has deep pocket, and no morals. They can brainwash and control. They can eliminate beloved characters at the drop of a hat. They can use people you trust and turn them against you.

    Taran: Polestar housed many of the EBW wrestlers in their youth. After Capcom got to me, my memory became fuzzy. I can only remember that Tack, Trevor, and Tali went to the school. We know that Ness probably went, and that Paula was definitely there. However, there may be wrestlers that have no recollection of their time there, and we can't remember if they went either. That means they could be under Capcom's control and not even realize it.

    Amigo: You think their are moles in EBW?

    Mega Man: Not moles, but people who don't realize they are under control. Meaning that at any time Capcom could....."activate" them. The human mind is easy for them to manipulate. That's why they tried to get rid of me. I'm a robot and I would conform to their plans or their brainwashing.

    Tack Angel: You really think they can do that?

    President Trevor Mach: They fooled millions into thinking that Marvel vs. Capcom 3 was a good game. Then, they convinced them to buy the same damn game less than a year later. I believe they can do it. I believe they can do a lot, but we can do more. We can say NO to Capcom. We can stand up for ourselves and fight the fate they want to hoist upon us. They want to fight then we will fight! We will forced them back and then....and then we'll take the fight to them! We'll tear down Capcom and free EBW from the shackles of dictatorship once and for all!

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: And the award to hammiest speech goes to......

    Sal Paradise: He's right though. The people want EBW to survive, and they want Capcom to be exposed as the evil corporation that they are. Hell, I'll bring them down if I have to do it myself! I fought for years to win that Global World Championship. I'm not letting Capcom take away my chance to get it back.

    Mega Man: You don't have to do this alone. There are....allies....waiting for their moment. You're not alone in this...just be cautious in who you trust.

    President Trevor Mach: Listen guys, lately I've been....emotionally compromised.

    Tack Angel: When AREN'T you emotionally compromised Trev.

    President Trevor Mach: Stuff it Tackwell! The point is that I might not be the best person to lead this fight right now. I need one of you to step up and lead the locker room.

    Tack Angel: If you need me to then I-

    President Trevor Mach: Not you Tack.

    Tack Angel: What?

    President Trevor Mach: You have to admit, you're compromised too.

    Tack Angel: ....Yeah.

    President Trevor Mach: Sal....Amigo...I need BOTH of you to step it up. Sal, you're the voice of the people. Amigo, you're the grounded logic. I hate having to be biased here, but one of you HAS to take that Global World Championship from Jamie OD. The other....the other I have another special mission for. We'll get more into that later. I want to remind you all that this meeting is classified and secret. Don't tell anyone.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: *sigh* Trevor, this is being recorded for EBW.com....like right now. The camera guy is standing right over there.

    President Trevor Mach: ......DAMMIT! GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!



    Swift: If another one of those damn rookies tries to sneak into the veterans locker room then I'm gonna-

    *FLASH!*

    Rishin Fliger: Swift!

    Swift: ....What?

    Rishin Fliger: You'ves gots to come back withs me!

    Swift: No.

    Rishin Fliger: Backs to teh Fu- wait noes?

    Swift: No.

    Rishin Fliger: Oh....The Fligers has importants message to tells. Capcom is goings to attacks!

    Swift: We know....they already did.

    Rishin Fliger: Oh.....well do you know who the Great Leader is yet?

    Swift: No.

    Rishin Fliger: Wells then, looks like the Fligersis possessuming informations that you doesn'ts have.

    Swift: So who is it?

    Rishin Fliger: ........Fligers forgots.

    Swift: >:C

    Rishin Fliger: .....I'm going back now.

    Swift: Yeah maybe you should >:C

    Rishin Fliger: Befores I goes.....



    Rishin Fliger: FLIGER GIMMICK CHANGE BEAM!



    Swift: .....

    Rishin Fliger: ......

    Swift: ....What the hell was that all about? >:C

    Rishin Fliger: .....C-ya.

    Swift: >:C

    -



    Goodbye EBW?



    Vice President Ryan IQ: TREVOR! HORRIBLE NEWS!

    President Trevor Mach: Did we run out of Funyuns?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: NO!

    President Trevor Mach: Did Eivion find you and Makoto?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: NO!

    President Trevor Mach: Then spill it Ry Ry!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: IT'S CAPCOM! They just....they just bought a majority stake in ENN!

    President Trevor Mach: ....And?

    Vice President Ryan IQ: They're shutting us down! EBW is no longer welcome on the Eagleland National Network!

    Amy Taylor: OH NO!

    Moz: OH NO!

    President Trevor Mach: ......Well Fuck.
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    Thank you all for years of support in this thread. EBW is not actually dead, but it's about to change in a big way to allow everyone a chance to get involved. I hereby lock the EBW Thread.

    -



    -Press Release

    EBW, the company that has brought wrestling to Eagleland and the rest of the world since 2006, is expanding beyond it's original intent to become a multimedia empire with the launch of the EBW Network! The EBW Network will be based in Fourside, Eagleland, and feature wrestling as its primary attraction. However, other avenues for entertainment will also be pursued in an attempt to make The EBW Network an all encompassing television experience. EBW President Trevor Mach has pulled all of the stops to give fans and new viewers what they want.

    EBW was formed in 2006 by former Onett Mayor Pirkle. The company has seen much expansion since then, including a company move to Fourside following the destruction of their home base of Onett. The company also made big strides by moving from their original television home of Boogaloo TV! to Eagleland Nation Network. When chief rival Capcom decided to purchase a majority in ENN, the time had finally come for EBW to become it's own media entity once and for all. EBW has the license to several defunct wrestling companies, and their own vast vault of footage at their disposal. The plan is to present the wrestling of the past, present, and future while also showcasing various other wrestling promotions and other entertainment shows. At The EBW Network, all will be able to join in on the experience and help forge the best network on television.



    The future is here! The EBW Network has been launched in near record time to compete with Capcom, who has purchased the majority stake in ENN, and brought it's own long running Capcom vs. series to the network. President Mach declared war and saw to a speedy launch of the network, which can be found in just as many homes. Free from the binds of Capcom, how will EBW grow from here, and will Capcom continue to try and get involved?

    President Trevor Mach: HAHA! It's a new day for EBW! We're rocking our own network now! They said I couldn't do it, but I punched em straight in the mouth and said I'm doing it anyways! Then I was told to apologize of course because I was punching the board of directors, but who cares we totally own a network now! BOOSH! I want to let you all know that the EBW Network will be full of different programming. We're still working out the schedule, so expect a lot of old episodes of EBW, SPARKLE, VBW, CTW, MKPW, NCW, and anything else we can get our hands on. This will be the channel for wrestling fans, but it will still have something for everyone. Shenanigans? Of course! I want you all to know that my Administration is stronger and more confident then ever. We will stand together to match Capcom, beat Capcom, and make the EBW Network a success! BOOSH! EBW NETWORK BABY!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: If this fails we're all out of the job. This time I REALLY hope you know what you're doing.

    President Trevor Mach: HAHA! I have no idea! Just go with me on this.

    Sparkle GM Tali Mach: That's about how his marriage proposal went, and I haven't regretted it yet.

    Vice President Ryan IQ: That....does not fill me with confidence.

    President Trevor Mach: HA! Enough of the worries Ry Ry! It's a brand new day and fresh start for EBW!

    Vice President Ryan IQ: Yeah, now how about we actually get some other brands working with us so this Network we're launching RIGHT NOW will have some actual shows on it.

    President Trevor Mach: Oh yeah....I better get on that.

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    The EBW Network is a collaboration effort between the different bookers of SSS. It is starting primarily as the continuation of EBW. The EBW thread can be found here: http://puroresufan.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=69

    -





    Nerma: Welcome to the EBW Network News! This is your new source for all the information you want to know about EBW! I might be a familiar face to some old school EBW fans, as the best interviewer in the business Nerma! This is my fellow interviewer and husband Hater!

    Hater: Nyah!

    Nerma: Yeah, he says that a lot. We used to work for EBW until we eloped to be together.....but somehow they found us.....somehow.

    Hater: Nyah.

    Nerma: So we're back to head up the news side of things on the brand new network! While things are changing and growing in EBW, most of the talk seems focused on war with Capcom!

    Hater: I like Capcom!

    Nerma: That's what I told them, but they made us come back anyways!

    Hater: Capcom, the home of the best games in the industry....and that's about it these days.

    Nerma: The Cold War heated up when Capcom invaded the last show, but things got even more intense, when Capcom bought the majority stake in ENN and forced EBW out. Capcom vs. the premiere showcase for Capcom has now taken over the time slots of Xcite and Xperience. We caught up with Trevor Mach, the EBW President to discuss this move, and how the EBW Network will respond to new competition.



    Nerma: Nerma here with President Trevor Mach!

    President Trevor Mach: Heya Nerma! It's great to see you back with us here at EBW!

    Nerma: Yes. Imagine my surprise to find out that you were going to be my boss. Horror is probably a better word to use.

    President Trevor Mach: HAHA! I missed you too!

    Nerma: So President Mach, EBW has taken some huge steps in the last couple weeks. A new network, an upcoming war with Capcom, and all the while juggling a marriage and the pressure of trying to keep an entire corporation from crashing down.

    President Trevor Mach: Yes....I've been...under a lot of pressure.

    Nerma: Are you twitching sir?

    Sparkle GM Lady M's: Yeah he does that a lot lately.

    President Trevor Mach: Things have indeed been hectic, but we're doing our best to make this situation become a huge opportunity to reach more homes and increase our influence and the wrestling and entertainment communities. Capcom can kiss my ass, and if they want to compete with us then we'll be happy to compete! I want to announce right now that Xcite and Xperience will be airing at the same times as they did on ENN. We're not going to run from Capcom, in fact we'll take their viewers from them! Xcite and Xperience are getting a bit of an upgrade, and we'll only be showing the best matches possible! We're running things very...."professionally" around here....I assure you.

    Bolshoi: *honk honk!*

    Nerma: What was that?

    President Trevor Mach: IGNORE IT!



    Hater: Nyah! You know what I hate? Lack of continuity. Sometimes, you just need to know what happened before to understand what is happening now. At least, that's what my cue cards are telling me. EBW has a rich history, and we're here to cater to old fans and new fans alike, so expect a refresher on EBW history from time to time on the network. In the meantime we'll take this opportunity to speak with some of the bigger names in the current EBW lineup. We're here with former Global World Champion Sal Paradise, Infinity Division #1 Contender Anwin, Consummate Protagonist Tack Angel, and one third of the Tri-Force Champions Amigo. Going down the line, please give your thoughts on this new experience with the EBW Network.

    Sal Paradise: The people asked for it, and the people get it! The EBW Network is the prime opportunity we've been waiting for to make our voices heard. I started in EBW as part of a reality show. I moved onto the tag team division, and now I'm running with the big dogs at the top of the company. To be where I am now during this big moment is pretty awesome I must say. Expect more rabble rousing from me, as I speak my mind and do what I do in that ring to gain back the Global World Championship.

    Anwin: The Infinity Division is some of the-

    Nerma: Anwin, please wait we need another microphone. All I'm getting is static.

    Anwin: *Sigh* I brought my own microphone. It's static proof. Listen, everyone likes to make jokes about me being the white noise ninja, but the fact is I was the first Infinity Division Champion. A division that prides itself on fast, high flying action. The kind of division that certain companies don't find marketable. Others don't know how to utilize them very well. EBW has proven it can be done, because we're all hungry and ready fight. That belt is a simple of success. It's currently in the clutches of a greedy aristocrat who intends on doing anything and everything to keep it. I hate to be the guy that spoils that....wait....I don't hate it at all. When I name the stipulation of our match, he's going to be less than pleased.

    Hater: Any word on what the stipulation will be?

    Anwin: You'll find out soon enough.

    Tack Angel: EBW Network is great! I mean, as long as I have enough to afford a roof over my head. Everybody needs a warm place to sleep. I kicked myself out of my place....so my ex could live there. I've been looking for a permanent place to live....it's cold outside....so very cold. I have to shower at the "Y" sometimes. When security isn't looking I tend to sleep in the boom closet of EBW Tower. I take a nap in there. When someone knocks on the door I normally put a broom against the door till they go away. It's hard sometimes when you're coming down from being Global World Champion.....so very hard. So I guess what I'm trying to say is it's still exciting to get a paycheck doing what I love for the fans! YEAH!

    Hater: ....Dark.

    Tack Angel: Amy said I could sleep at her place, but last time I checked she didn't have a big enough couch. I don't know where she expected me to sleep! Hahaha!

    Hater: Riiiight.

    Amigo: If I could chime in, I'm looking forward to showing a bigger audience what I am capable of. I'm a member of SURGE Generation. We're the best athletes in the business, and we're going to show everyone in 2012 why SURGE Generation is the best generation.

    Hater: Alright then! With that out of the way, let's take it to Nerma to close out the update!


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    Nerma: Capcom just had their big ENN debut earlier tonight, where company ace Ryu retained the Capcom Champions

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