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Jokes, puns, one-liners. See a joke, respond with a joke. Aaaaaand GO!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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What is the only good thing about a child predator?
They always slow down in school zones.
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What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
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What kind of music does a balloon hate?
Pop music.
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Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur?
A Floss-a-raptor.
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I asked my dog what two minus two is.
He said nothing.
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Why is diarrhea hereditary?
Cause it's in your jeans.
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
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