Apple Kid: Apple Kid here with a E1 Climax update for you! We have the first two cards hot, fresh, and ready to deliver. We'll be in Konikoni City, as the King Kamehameha Center for Xperience, and Xcite. XP gets the opening night this year, with one match from each block! Big matches too. We've got Shiryu vs. Leos, Tiburon vs. Branish X, Benjamin vs. Big Shark, and Bashin Dan vs. Kinniku Mike! We'll also be seeing Trevor Mach put the Challenge Championship on the line against Radzi Schrieffer in a No Ropes Bushido Rules Match. Mach is not holding off until his title bout with Tack. The fight with the Stardust Crusaders as they are now called continues on. On the ENN+ side of things, we'll see a 4-Way Match with our rising Women's Division. We'll see the debut of Noroi against TUE Finalist Eiji Hino. Darkness Aoi will target her former TUE "partner" in Moira Lees, while Derek Mach will get a warm up for his match against Void, by taking on Point Man. Everyone loves Point Man. We'll also hear from the 4-Crown King himself! Tack Angel WILL be in attendance. Don't miss this one folks.

EBW: Xperience E1 Climax 2021 Aloha Nights!
King Kamehameha Center,  Konikoni City
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0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's 4-Way: Gold vs. Sister Mercy vs. Korra vs. Duvalie Angel
0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Noroi[Debut] vs. Eiji Hino
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Darkness Aoi vs. Moira Lees
0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Derek Mach vs. Point Man
1. EBW Climax 2021 Block D Match: Dragon Shiryu vs. Javier Leos
2. EBW Climax 2021 Block C Match: Fray Tiburon vs. Brandish X
3. EBW Climax 2021 Block B Match: Benjamin vs. Big Shark
4. EBW Climax 2021 Block A Match: Bashin Dan vs. Kinniku Mike
5. EBW Challenge Championship No Ropes Bushido Rules: Trevor Mach(c) vs. Radzi Schrieffer

Apple Kid: Before we get to Night 2, we'll find ourselves with the premiere of a brand new season of The Ultimate EBW. This year it's Team Vape vs. Team Jammer. We already met a few of the trainees looking to break into EBW, but we can now reveal two more members. These two will join Giorno Giovanni and Virgil Boyd to round off the Men's Divison. You already know one of them. Following in the footsteps of Chrissy Angel, it's Dajh, the son of Sazh, whose Team Sazh stable literally fell apart when  Tomo-kun went back to Edo to "suck titties and do choppas". The other goes by the name Zyro Kurogane, and like Bashin Dan and Jaden Yuki before him, he's....well he's got a game gimmick. It's BeyBlade.



Dajh: Man, I think this is absolute trash. My Dad always taught me to be respectful where respect is due, but I don't feel it's due right now. Who is showing me respect? Nobody! I was already on that roster, and now I have to work my way back up? I was learning on the job. I don't need this show, but I'll win it. I'll win it and write my own ticket. No excuse to hold me back once I've won. That 4-Crown is gonna be mine someday soon!

Zyro Kuragane: You know it's all about the BLADE! ZYRO-K BEY-BLAAAAADE! Story time with Zyro-K! I see everyone talking about Battle Spirits. I see them talking about Duel Monsters. That Jaden Yuki upstart shows up and upsets a former World Champion. He does it with an inferior game! Not inferior to Battle Spirits, both game suck! Inferior to BeyBlade! The battle top KINO that truly shows I have a heart for battle! I'm coming to TUE to LET 'ER RIP BEY-BLAAAAADE! Also, tell Apple Kid, that Hilda Iceheart is MY girlfriend, and I've seen him hanging out after work, having drinks. STOP IT!

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Apple Kid: *clears throat* Uh...yes, I knew that! I knew they were dating! She's just a new friend! A FRIEND! I just wanted a friend! I'm a lonely guy! I wanted to find out how on Earth a guy like that could date a woman who is obstensibly in love with a dragon though. Long story there, but I guess his BeyBlade summons a dragon and she thought that was really cool? I tuned out because she's attractive....FOR A FRIEND! AH! Moving on! The next show will be Xcite, and we've got a big one for you here too. Starting with ENN+ this time, we have Trevor Mach, Derek Mach, and Subculture giving the TUE guys a more official welcome to the roster in 6-Man Tag action! The NOT Zombies have a new member apparently? They'll debut against The Shark Order, also in 6-Man Tag action. Amiga will take on TUE Finalist Wendy Mustang, and the EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships will be on the line, as Ines and Ennea defend against World and Television Champion Christina Angel and Hope Mach. That's right. Christina could potentially hold all the gold possible in the entire division. Then, we move onto the E1 Climax, where the Stardust Crusaders will explode! It's Ilya vs. Govoth! That's followed by Takumi Inui taking on Radzi. Will he have the Challenge Championship with him? Picky Minch will face the young upstart Jaden Yuki, and Mav Valentine will take on Hazen. The main event is a big one folks, as Tack Angel, our 4-Crown King, will compete in non-title action against E1 Climax competitor Kinniku Mike. Mike is really wanting to win this year, but felt he needed to do this for his son. Conversely, Tack is out to show he's not going to take it easy either on the road to his biggest test yet with all the gold. Don't miss either of these shows. Just don't ever do it. Something ALWAYS happens! Ain't wrestling great?

EBW: Xcite E1 Climax 2021 Aloha Nights!
King Kamehameha Center,  Konikoni City
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0. ENN+ Premium Match 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Derek Mach/Subculture vs. Isiah Muscle/Eiji Hino/Point Man
0. ENN+ Premium Match 6-Man Tag: Big Shark/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi vs. NOT Zombie Anwin/NOT Zombie Misogynist Paul/NOT Zombie ?
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Amiga vs. Wendy Mustang
0. ENN+ Premium Match EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships: Ines(c)/Ennea(c) vs. Christina Angel/Hope Mach
1. EBW Climax 2021 Block D Match: Ilya Fedorovich vs. Golvoth
2. EBW Climax 2021 Block C Match: Takumi Inui vs. Radzi Schrieffer
3. EBW Climax 2021 Block B Match: Picky Minch vs. Jaden Yuki
4. EBW Climax 2021 Block A Match: Mav Valentine vs. Hazen
5. Non-Title Singles: Tack Angel vs. Kinniku Mike
 

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Konikoni City Bay

Amidst the beauty of the tropical island, with palm trees, distant volcanoes, and sandy beaches, the Syldra II pulled up to the dock, as the proud Captain Faris Angel made the order for the pirates to toss over the anchor...

Faris Angel: Avast ye salty dogs! All ashore that's comin' ashore! Haha! Well done guys! A successful maiden voyage for the Syldra II.

Tack Angel: Yes...well done.

Faris Angel: Tack, my love and King, I know you're not in the BEST of moods, but I hope you enjoyed this little surprise. We built a brand new ship that can actually take us where we need to go. No more public transportation for us.

Tack Angel: I do appreciate it Faris. It was quite the surprise. However, this is property of Crystal Heaven, that can never actually BE in Crystal Heaven, not without expansion. I fear that it will be defaced, and I'm already angry at the thought of it. Then again, being in Crystal Heaven wouldn't keep it safe either would it?

"Lady M's": Hey now, you said you weren't upset about that anymore.

Tack Angel: No, I said I was forgiving. I'm more furious than I've ever been. That bastard defaced my property. He defiled it. He tossed it to that cowardly bit- sorry, I let my anger get the better of-

"Lady M's": Hey, you say whatever you want. You're the King, and I don't disagree. Don't worry though. You might not have that title....for NOW, but you have this one, the one Faris is holding. The one Iroha has, and the one you have. You're a 4-Crown King. A true King in every sense of the word, including where it counts. *wink*

Tack Angel: I know...but thank you for reminding me. I appreciate you all. I'm just put in a position that was somewhat out of my control, and I made a vow not to let that happen again. I don't envy Kinniku Mike, my "old friend". He might be upset that I hurt his son, but my anger is far greater, and he's going to have to face that next week. Then maybe HE will see the big mistake that he's made. He wants to be a husband and father. He won't be able to do that when I'm done. I doubt his ego and ignorance will allow him to be so humble. That's why we're here to begin with. *sigh* Let's go. I want to get settled into our suite before I-

Makoto Angel: Uh...Tack? Tack, can I talk to you?

Tack Angel: Huh? Of course Makoto. You...you're shaking. What wrong?

Makoto Angel: I just....feel very responsible for all of this anger you're feeling. I should've known better, but Subculture is technically famil-

Tack Angel: He's not family. He's Christina's husband by law, and I can't change that, but he's not family. Still, I don't blame you for trying to trust someone. It's a lesson I wish you didn't have to learn. You can't trust these people. They're too blinded with arrogance. They're too ready to hurt us in any way possible.

Makoto Angel: I don't want to believe all people are like that. I know they're not.

Tack Angel: Of course not EVERYONE is, but we're in a war in EBW, and those that don't stand with us, stand against us. I'm sorry about that Makoto. I still want you to be neutral though, as neutral as you CAN be on commentary. You do a great job. I'm proud of the work you do.

Makoto Angel: I just...I want to fix this! I want to make it up to you. I know I can't get you back the Mars Championship right now, but I have something else for you.



Makoto Angel: This is the Jupiter Championship. It's...uh....it's for the planet obviously. I uh...I made it. The reasoning being, is that I am technically the Queen of Jupiter...and I get to crown its champion. Right? So...I..I...I decided that you are the Jupiter Champion.

Tack Angel: ....Heh. Makoto...sweet sweet Makoto. I'm sorry. You don't have to ever be afraid around me. I love you. I will cherish this title. It means a lot to me. Thank you so much. Will you do me a favor and hide safely on board the ship? I want to keep it safe. It means too much to put it at risk. Thank you.

Makoto Angel: I'm glad. I'm really glad you like it! Alright, I'll go hide it just for you.

Tack Angel: She's so sweet. I'll never be angry at her, but I've never been more angry at those who deceived her, and they WILL pay the price!

"Lady M's": I love it when you're mad.

Iroha Angel: It uh...it made me shake a little...and I might have dropped the title.

Pirate Bill: YARR! TITLE OVERBOARD!

Faris Angel: Oh don't worry! Bill's got it. I think...I think Bill's got it....he's belly down in the water. Can someone go get him and the belt please!? Maybe hurry!?

EBW: Xperience Preshow!
King Kamehameha Center,  Konikoni City
ENN+

0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's 4-Way: Sister Mercy beat Gold, Korra[x], and Duvalie Angel via Crucifix Driver -> Pin
-Sister Mercy made a big splash, in a match showcasing some new talent mixed with some more established talent. The favorite to win this one was the methodical, yet always faintly smiling Duvalie, but before she could get that shady choke in, Sister Mercy pulled off a picture perfect Crucifix Driver on Korra, pinning the would be Angel for the win.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Noroi[Debut] beat Eiji Hino via Double Arm DDT -> Pin
-The masked Noroi made his debut against Eiji Hino, a newcomer in his own right. The naive Hino tried to shake Noroi's hand, but the new member of Void's growing circle was quick to attack. Smooth precision strikes, and takedowns, made this wrestler seem familiar to many, but they couldn't quite figure it out. The idea though, was that this might be someone we've seen before. Noroi hit Hino with a Double Arm DDT to win the match.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Darkness Aoi beat Moira Lees via Package Piledriver -> Pin
-The feisty woman from Kiltland battled the traitor Darkness Aoi next. The #1 Contender had none of Moira's grandstanding, and pie faced her off the bat. Though Moira was able to get the crowd behind her after a series of takedowns, she got a little too cocky and fell prey to a Neckbreaker, followed up with a Package Piledriver, both meant to target the next. 1-2-3. Darkness Aoi with another win.
0. ENN+ Premium Match Singles: Derek Mach beat Point Man via Chaos Theory -> Pin
-PRESHOW main event time! The reliable Point Man put on a banger of a throw down with Derek Mach, who most considered would dominate the match, but you can always count on the Point Man. Though Derek did capture the victory after a Chaos Theory, it can't be stated enough how cool and reliable the Point Man truly is.







Makoto Angel: Welcome to the Aloha Islands! Which island in particular? Well this one! The one we're on! We're in Konikoni City, for the opening night of the E1 Climax! This is Experience, and the first of our ALOHA NIGHTS!

Larry Grim: We have a big night of matches, from Block A, B,C, and yes, especially D, but especially the rest of them too. The biggest tournament in all of wrestling is entering its 15th year. I mean, yes, it was called something different a couple years, BUT we're retconning that! That was the E1 Climax! The winner got the same trophy and prize, so it counts! It doesn't get bigger than this folks, in regards to tournaments with a letter and number in the name! The previous winners have all gone on to bigger and better things. Take Jackson Kain, I mean he's a huge celebrity again, but for a while there, he was the World Champion! Franky, the first ever E1 Climax winner is successfully running The Shark Order with his son, and that's pretty cool! Mr. E1 Trevor Mach is going to be vying for the 4-Crown at the end of this year's tournament! Jammer is going to be a Coach on The Ultimate EBW! I'm just saying, you win this tournament and things happen. So without further ado.

Christopher Lambert as Raiden: Let the tournament begin. *eyes glow with electricity*

Makoto Angel: AH!

EBW: Xperience E1 Climax 2021 Aloha Nights!
King Kamehameha Center,  Konikoni City
ENN

1. EBW Climax 2021 Block D Match: Dragon Shiryu beat Javier Leos via Rozan Shoryu-Ha -> Countout
-The opening match saw a real clash of styles, as the methodical and quiet Shiryu took on the high flying Javier Leos. Leos was quick to avoid the signature Dragon moves and Full Nelsons into orbit. I mean...Shiryu never full nelson'd someone into space. That would be weird. Javier flipped off the ropes to hit a cutter, but Shiryu pushed him into the corner. Upon bounding out of the corner, Shiryu landed his devastating Rozan Shoryu-Ha uppercut. Leos fell out of the ring, and lost via Count Out, giving Shiryu the first 2 points of the E1 Climax.

Larry Grim: And we are off and running! A good way to start things off, with Dragon Shiryu showing you how to start the E1 off right.

Makoto Angel: And you can see the 4-Crown King Tack Angel, my husband, up in the VIP seating. He's sipping a non-alcoholic coconut drink, and watching this play out, because he's planning ahead, not looking BEYOND Trevor, but being ready for anything.

2. EBW Climax 2021 Block C Match: Brandish X beat Fray Tiburon via Fire Thunder Driver -> Pin
-The A-Men suffered another hard E1 loss in Block C this time, as Brandish X stepped into the ring to take on Fray Tiburon. Brandish was embracing his more vicious moves with a cold and calculating pace. Our grappling the Grapple Maniac, X worked over Fray's neck, before landing the Fire Thunder Driver for the pin.

Larry Grim: Void's followers are looking strong, and Brandish X might be just the turn the former Firebrand needed. Not to be a beloved hero of course, but to achieve what he wants. Domination.

3. EBW Climax 2021 Block B Match: Benjamin beat Big Shark via Spear -> Pin
-A fun clash in Block B, saw Benji try to survive a large and powerful Big Shark. Motivated by The Shark Order on the outside, Big Shark was able to take Benji off his feet, but Lainey Strong gave him the encouragement he needed to bounce back. Longest E1 match of the night, as the "Mystic Bout Machine" re-emerged, making Big Shark look great in the process. However, Benji ducked a Big Boot and came back with a Spear for the pin.

Larry Grim: That's the Benji we all know and love! It's great to see him back in form. Big Shark is far and away the stand out of The Shark Order right now. I think that's very obvious. Good News Gary seems thrilled with his new big guy he wants to see pushed. Now, let's take it to a special interview, with a very special host.

Backstage

Bashin Dan and Kinniku Mike were shown in split screen with a very special guest in the middle.

Jackson Kain: Hey guys! Jackson Kain here! That's right, your favorite action hero, wrestling icon, and former E1 Climax winner is back to cover the tournament! They paid me A LOT of money to be here, but I'm happy to be here to cover the action, and also to promote my next film "Kickdown!" coming soon to a theater near you, but also streaming on ENN+, which is killing theaters and is a bad idea. Just get out of your damn houses and go to the theater. Stop being shut ins! I'm here with Bashin Dan and Kinniku Mike. People say Dan is the breakout star of this generation, while Mike was the breakout of the SURGE generation. A big match up tonight. A win would propel you, and give you the momentum you need in this tournament. Are you heads in the game?

Bashin Dan: I'll admit, I have been distracted. I took a hard loss to Jaden Yuki, a loss to my new rival that needs avenged, but every loss should make a man stronger, and I intend to learn from it. I'm still the VBW Champion, and I have confidence that I can win this tournament. I'm going to go all out! Also, can anyone tell me why Hope has been so super excited? Anybody? What? Why are you all walking away? Jammer? Vape? Call me please?

Kinniku Mike: That son of a bitch Tack Angel has been talking a big game for so long, and I let him do it because I was occupied, but he likes to talk about how you don't mess with his family. He messed with mine. The kid went in like a house of fire, and he tried to make history, and Tack, you kicked him in the head, and as far as I'm concerned, you tried to end his career right there. That's what wrestling is. It's whatever. You did it, but it doesn't mean I have to like it. "Star Prince" or "Constellation King", it doesn't matter. The Strong Tits are coming for you, but that's later. That's next week. Tonight, Bashin Dan, you're going to find out that Kinniku Mike still has IT, and what IT is, is more than JUST Tits. They're STRONG TITS! Uuuuuuu!!!! Also, you really need to have a discussion with Hope I think. Dude, it's kind of serious.

Jackson Kain: Awesome! You guys are totally distracted by other things aren't you? STOP IT! GET FOCUSED! GET FIRED UP! GET- what Steve? Someone is demanding to see me in the parking lot? Who? Oh...ok...I'll be right there. Let's take it back to the ring.

4. EBW Climax 2021 Block A Match: Bashin Dan beat Kinniku Mike via Brave Clash -> Pin
-Another crowd pleaser, full of action and intensity. Dan's new rival stood on the stage, heckling Dan to a chorus of boos, as he tried to work over Mike's midsection to take away some of his lifting strength. It appeared to pay off, as even with Jaden Yuki showing up to try and intimidate Dan, he outworked Kinniku Mike, if just barely, countering a signature suplex into a Brave Clash for the pin fall over a fellow former World Champion.

Larry Grim: Bashin Dan with the win and the 2 points! I think Mike might have been the one slightly more distracted here. He has a big match on Xcite, while Dan will get the night off to rest and prepare for what he hopes will be an eventual showdown with Jaden Yuki no doubt.

Makoto Angel: Mike, please be careful because-

Larry Grim: Makoto, we all know why, and he's about to speak.

Makoto Angel: Hmmm?

Tack Angel: Everyone thought I was here tonight to address a certain son of a bitch, but I don't feel like it. That would be giving in to provocation. He's going to do, what he's going to do. No, I'm here for you Mike. From one father to another, I understand where the rage comes from, but he brought it on himself, what I did to him. He wanted the best and he got it. You are going to bring this on yourself too. You're coming at me at a VERY bad time right now. I wish you'd reconsider, but I doubt you will. You want to fight for your family? That's good Mike. About time you cared about someone else or something else other than your chest. Dan just beat you, and he's not in the mood I'm in. I'm being pushed way too far, and a King pushed to his limits is a very bad thing. People get hurt. I don't want to hurt you that much Mike. I want you to kneel and be humble. You have the weekend to think it over. For the sake of Isiah, I hope you reconsider. Of all the guys in our generation, we're starting to fall off one by one. Don't be another statistic. For once...think.



Subculture: You ready partna! It's go time! It's all or nothing time! Let's do this!

Trevor Mach: Take it down a notch Subbie! Yeah! I'm ready! Had some fun in the sun, and got laid in the shade, but I got to put aside the overwhelming love I'm feeling. The love for my God above and my wife down below. *wink* This shit with the "Starcrust Lamers" needs to be dealt with, and the Bad Man, the BIG BAD WOLF is howling!

Subculture: "Starcrust Lamers?"

Trevor Mach: What do you want from me? The name sucks! I-

Amy Angel: Trevor, I want to talk to you.

Trevor Mach: Amy Angel? Well well well...I...am very confused why you'd be here.

Amy Angel: What you've done to Tack has gone too far. You and that wife of yours are making a mockery of something that means a lot to him. Don't you realize you're the villain here?

Trevor Mach: I'm the villain? Amy, have you been paying attention?! This jackass has been dolling out concussions left and right to anyone that disagrees with him. He stabbed me in the back, while I ALWAYS had his. I can't help that he can't take a joke. So we took his belt. So what! He tried to rip me from my family. He wanted to test my rage, by threatening the things I hold dear. I never ONCE tried to break you apart, even if I didn't believe in it. Listen Amy, do you remember when you lied to Tack when you married him? Who fixed that? I DID! You wouldn't even have Tack Angel if it wasn't for me. I could say the same to all you crazy women who are obsessed with the egotistical bastard! I didn't even want a thanks. I just wanted a brother. A brother who could handle a *bleep*ing joke. Now he IS the *bleep*ing joke, and I'm the moral center, and that really sucks that we're counting on me to be the moral center, because I'M CRAZY! I could SNAP at any moment, but don't cower, because I'd never attack a pregnant woman. I WON'T go after your family, even if I don't believe in it. Even if I think it's sick and twisted. Even if I think you're deluding yourself if you think for a second that Tack Angel has the time, patience, virility, and power to love you all equally. He's got his favorites. The bigger the tits, the more attention am I ri-

*slap*

Amy Angel: How dare you! You judge us, while you go off with your wife and his belt, doing unspeakable things!

Trevor Mach: Oh, I'll speak on it! You just won't want to hear it! We had a rematch in the sand on our honeymoon, for the Mars Championship. We locked each other in a vicious 69 Choke! It was...a double choke out, but she claims she won, which I dispute! That woman has stamina tho-

Amy Angel: You're right, I don't want to hear it! Look, he has a great destiny!

Trevor Mach: I'm tired of hearing about his destiny. He's gonna save the world? Get in line pal! EBW is full of heroes. The difference is, we don't fall back on destiny. We CHOOSE our actions. Tack is hiding behind destiny, while being a dick head dictator.

Amy Angel: Tack is a great man!

Trevor Mach: WAS a great man. Now? He's just a "heel". But don't worry, I beat heels. It's what I do I guess. I don't know what you wanted, but I have a match to attend, so I'd get out of here.

Subculture: Trevor? You just gonna leave me here with her partna?

Amy Angel: .....

Subculture: Look, it uh....it ain't personal Amy. You know why I did what I did. He doesn't think I'm worthy of Christina. Do you?

Amy Angel: ...Not anymore.

Subculture: Hmmm....well TOO BAD! Hang on partna, I'm coming with!

Amy Angel: Well, I tried to reach him. I did remember Trevor. I owed you favor. Trying to talk you out of this horrible mistake...that makes us even.

5. EBW Challenge Championship No Ropes Bushido Rules:

Trevor Mach(c) beat Radzi Schrieffer (R3 1:20) via Guillotine Choke -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense!

-Main event time, as Trevor Mach put the Challenge Championship on the line against Radzi Schrieffer. Mach was flanked by Subculture, but as the rest of Tack's Stardust Crusaders came out, Mav and Picky entered to even the odds, because that's what stables do in wrestling. It'd be weird if a beat down happened and they were like right behind the curtain the whole time. As a viewer you'd wonder what the hell they were doing right? I would. I do in fact. What the hell Tony? The ropes were taken down for this Bushido Rules contest. 3 Rounds for the work horse title. Mach and Tack stared daggers through each other as Mach handed his title to the ref. As the bell rang, he was genuflecting in the corner, as Radzi came out strong. The more unknown element of the Crusaders dominated the first round in surprising fashion. He quickly bloodied Trevor's mouth with elbows, and took him to the mat, but failed to lock in a submission. Mach had to fight smart to make it through the round and beat the clock. Round 2 was more evenly matched, as Mach was able to lock up and trap Radzi. Elbows and knees rocked the Crusader and took him off his feet. Radzi matched Mach's strategy, and tried to hold on until the round was over. He nearly fell out of the ring as Mach tried to drop a knee on him. Round 3 looked to be a pivotal one, as neither man looked like he was saving energy to go all 5 rounds, but suddenly Mach was able to counter Radzi into a Guillotine Choke. He landed some knees as he cinched it in. With both teams cheering their members, Radzi did all he could to try and escape, but the added knees were too much. With no ropes to grab, Radzi was trapped and seemingly blacked out. The ref called the match, but after the bell a woozy Radzi tried to protest the stoppage. This lead to both teams getting into the ring and getting into a brawl.

Larry Grim: We need security out here now! This night has been wild, and it's only going to get wilder on the Aloha Islands!

Makoto Angel: Guys! Be careful! I'm sure Tack wants you to be safe as his loyal knights! Oh no, I-

Larry Grim: Wait Makoto, I'm hearing from the back. We have a situation taking place. Let's go to the parking lot now!

King Kamehameha Center - Parking Lot

Apple Kid and EMTs were surrounding a bloody figure. Derek Mach, Fray Tiburon, and Javier Leos were also there looking around.

Apple Kid: Guys, we just found Jackson Kain laying bloody in the back here. Someone jumped him and-

Derek Mach: You know who it is. I know who it is. Yeah Void, this guy beat me. He beat ME, not YOU. However, it seems you have an ego about that image. You don't like seeing the mask get tainted. I want to rip it off your face and snap it in half. When the actor comes to, I'm going to make a proposition. A challenge really, and it goes out to you too. You and that Noroi guy against me and Jackson Kain. Who says we wait for the finale? It's about time you show me what I had oh so wrong about Undeth right? This is the Undeth way right? Put up or shut up. That's the Mach way.

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Hotel Konikoni

Days Earlier...

The Machs had just completed their renewal ceremony, and after a little party, Trevor said goodbye to his kids as a grinning and crying Hope Mach was more than happy to babysit them for the night, just as long as her Dad didn't go into detail as to why. He made his way to the top floor of the tropical themed hotel, taking in the extravagant architecture. This place was better than he was used to pay for, but it was a special occasion, a second honeymoon. Trevor entered his room, and looked around for Tali.

Trevor Mach: This place is too big. Tali, I said goodnight to the kids. Hope was crying for some reason. You think she's all right? I mean she was smiling too, so it was confusing.

Tali Mach: *in the other room* You mean you don't know?

Trevor Mach: Know what Tali Cat?

Tali Mach: *in the other room* Never mind. You'll find out later. It'll be funnier this way.

Trevor Mach: Uh....I feel like I should be concerned, but I'm not gonna worry about it right now. I just want to focus on the here and now, cause I haven't had a chance to have lewd thoughts about you in 5 minutes, and I'm getting backed up.

Tali Mach: *in the other room* You're insatiable! Don't you ever get tired of me?

Trevor Mach: Never! Isn't it nice to be the object of my desire?

Tali Mach: *in the other room* Uh....sure?

Trevor walked into the bedroom, still not seeing Tali.

Trevor Mach: I want to thank you again for coming out here for that ceremony. It meant a lot to me.

Tali Mach: *in the other room* Hey, I enjoyed it too, and I like getting to spend time with the family. Who knew we'd ever be saying that?

Trevor Mach: I always hoped. What are you doing in the bathroom? Getting a sexy bubble bath ready?

Tali Mach: *in the other room* No point in getting clean right now. Beside, didn't you want to lick the sweat off me?

Trevor Mach: Oh...Tali is playing a dangerous game tonight. You tempt me wife!

Tali Mach: *in the other room* Oh, I'm just getting started.

Trevor turned as Tali came out, dressed in sailor fuku, but not her usual one, more like the one won by the namesake of the title she had around her waist.

Trevor Mach: Oh shit.

Tali Mach: I thought the Mars Champion should wear the right Mars outfit. What do you think?

Trevor Mach: I've never seen you in high heels before.

Tali Mach: They say it adds to the "backstory", but you'll have to tell me.

Trevor Mach: Hang on, I need to lift my jaw off the floor, and maybe I'll just take a peak under...you're wearing those too?

Tali Mach: Uh huh?

Trevor Mach: Calvin Kleins?

Tali Mach: Well that's not MY name written all over them.

Trevor Mach: I'm a lucky man.

Tali Mach: Yes you are. You might be head over heels for, but I'd only wear heels and put them over my head for you. What does that say about me?

Trevor Mach: We're two peas in a pod.

Tali Mach: I guess s-HEY!

Trevor rushed forward, putting his head under Tali's skirt.

Tali Mach: Easy boy! What are you do-oh!

Trevor pulled the CKs down with his teeth, he went up for even more, and the sudden rush sent Tali backwards onto the bed.

Tali Mach: Whoa! Haha!

Trevor Mach: You seem happy.

Tali Mach: It's about time I let myself be happy right? At least when we're not in the ring anyway.

Tali rolled onto her stomach, playfully lifting her skirt a litt.

Tali Mach: Then again, who says I can't be happy doing a little wrestling.

Trevor Mach: *drooling* There's just something about you tonight Tali. I can't quite put my face in it- I mean finger on it.

Tali Mach: Who says you can't?

In the other room Robo sat beside a wall, plugged in and charging. Suddenly a ring sound emanated from his chest, and a screen popped out.

Robo: Whoa. What? Even I wasn't expecting that.

Lucca: Robo! Did you forget that installed a video phone in you?

Robo: My memory is in tact.

Lucca: Oh right, I turned you off for this one.

Robo: You did what?

Lucca: I need you to let Sir know that she's needed in Sin City. The contracts have been finalized, the locations have been settled upon. That path is clear. It's time.

Robo: Wonderful, I shall let her know. I just need to turn on the infrared sensors to find which room they're i-OH! Oh no...I...I can't right now.

Lucca: Why not?

Robo: If I had the function, I would be blushing right now.

Lucca: Oh! So it was like that time you walked in on Crono and Marl-

Robo: He doesn't speak a word! How was I supposed to expect that? *robotic sigh* She's so happy right now, I'd hate to-

Lucca: She's happy?!

Robo: Affirmative.

Lucca: ....Tell her tomorrow. It can wait.

Robo: Acknowledged.



Ana: Ana here, and one of the best parts of being a psychic is that I already have a vision of what's going to happen in this quick installment of EBW World! We actually have some footage, sent in by Undeth, plus, the Crystal King seeks a new prospective Queen? I mean no question, that's exactly what happened. Let's start there.

King Kamehameha Royal Resort

A lavish resort played host to the entire Angel Family. As the wives, children, and pirates played, Tack sat in a pool side seat, watching footage of Trevor Mach's matches as of late.

Amy Angel: Tack, come on a jump in. The water will feel ni-

Tack Angel: Amy sit down.

Amy Angel: Wha-

Tack Angel: Please. Please sit down.

Amy Angel: All right. What's wrong?

Tack Angel: I know what you tried to do, on my behalf, and on behalf of the Kingdom. You tried to get back that title.

Amy Angel: I-

Tack Angel: Let me finish please. I want you to know, that I don't like it when people speak for me.....unless you're one of them. I appreciate you trying to talk some sense into a maniac, but you put yourself at risk.

Amy Angel: I don't think he would have hurt me. I don't say that because he cares about us, but he seems to care about Subculture as a friend, and Christina would never forgive him if-

Tack Angel: Sound logic, but this backstabbing bastard cares about no one but himself. He calls me disgusting, while fulfilling his own hedonistic desires, with a belt that belongs in our Kingdom. I might just have more evidence to support that too.

Amy Angel: Oh yeah?

Makoto Angel: That's where I come in!

Amy Angel: Ah!

Makoto Angel: Ah! Sorry, I was so excited I couldn't wait anymore. So listen Amy. One of the newcomers to EBW is named Eiji Hino, and he says his sister's name is Rei Hino! Rei Hino is one of my best friends! She's Sailor Mars! As the true Queen of Mars, she would be the one to decide who is the rightful champion.

Tack Angel: Plus, it wouldn't hurt to marry her as well.

Amy Angel: What?!

Tack Angel: Another royal pairing would solidifying our strength, and further legitimize our eventual reign over everything when the time comes.

Amy Angel: That's smart, but you haven't even met her have you?

Tack Angel: ....In my dreams.

Pirate Bill: Yarr! Be beggin' yer pardons sir and madams, but ye guest has arrived!

Makoto Angel: I haven't seen her in such a long time! More and more I realize that a lot of my friends exist in this world after all, and I really need to call them-

Eiji Hino approached with his sister, a homely ginger, with braces and pig tails.

Eiji Hino: Here she is Mr. Angel...sorry Mr. King Angel! My sister Rei!

Makoto Angel: Th-that's Rei Hino?

Eiji Hino: She sure is!

Makoto Angel: I guess I was wrong, but that would make someone else the true heir to Mars.

Tack Angel: .....

Amy Angel: ...Tack are you-

Tack Angel: Huh? No. Needless to say I will NOT be going forward with the merger, but I will not stop until I humble that bastard Mach, and reclaim the prize that belongs to me.

"Lady M's": ...Hmmmm.

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?

Distorted phone footage aired next. A man could be head sobbing, as he was appeared to be chained to a table. A portly man, bald, covered in scars, and wearing sun glasses sat across from him, with an old fashion type writer sitting before him.

?: *crying* Please! Let me go! Jesus Christ!

?: Oh Heaven's no. Same city, different zip codes. HE will offer you a different salvation perhaps, but that's not my job. My job is to weigh and measure your soul. See if you are found wanting. He does not believe that a man is damned for giving into his desires. He believes he is saved for embracing and indulging. True freedom perhaps? It's not really my place to decide, not without information. Assess your situation. If we wanted you dead, you would be. You are here for some questions. We simply want to talk. Realize that you are without hope of escape, so let us save time for both of us and just get on with it shall we? I am The Auditor. Answering truthfully and you will be rewarded based on your tastes and interests. The things you indulge in.

?: ...You...you know about me?

The Auditor: I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't know. You resume is what drew us to you. Now, let's just dive in. Tell me about the first time you committed an act of violence. Do not skimp on the details. I am a patient man, and we have plenty of time. Do not waste that time though, because patience isn't my only currency. As you can see, pain is a currency I could also spend on you, if you'd like.

?: HEEEELP MEEEE!

The camera suddenly panned up to Void, who held it closer.

Void: Embrace Undeth.

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ENN+ Presents: The Xcite E1 Climax Aloha Nights Preshow, brought to you by "Kickdown!" in theaters NOW!

Konikoni City Beach

Lily Belle Hopper: *hop hop* A hopping hello from Konikoni! Aloha from Aloha! I'm Lily Belle Hopper, and I'm just busting out of this new bikini....with excitement for the E1 Climax!

Esther: That's right, she's always looking for a climax...with anyone who stands in line quite frankly.

Lily Belle Hopper: ....HAHAHAHA! You're just so FUNNY Esther!

Esther: I'm the funni-EST-ER!

Lily Belle Hopper: Right. That's a stupid gimmick by th- *clears throat* It's so beautiful here isn't it?

Esther: It sure is! I know we're both excited for Xcite tonight! Not only will we see our King, the awesome and unrelenting King of Crystal Heaven, Tack Angel! We'll also see Strong Tits Mike I guess? I'm sorry he just doesn't do it for me. He's not a King. King's are rich right?

Lily Belle Hopper: Why are you even here? Does Chaz need us to oil wrestle again?

Esther: No, actually I'm here to sell our new gravure video, and by video I mean streaming movie, and by streaming movie I mean you're going to have to get an ENN subscription with a LOT of pluses behind it if you want to see! We do everything from wrestling to foot fetish stuff. It's....it's wild guys...and gals...I'm judging. *wink*

Lily Belle Hopper: Hated every second of it. Loved the check. Listen, we have the E1 Climax tonight on ENN! Isn't that awesome folks! We're going to take a quick commercial break, but when we return, we also have some big news regarding Xperience this week, which will be taking place in Ula'ula!

Commercial Break

Jackson Kain: Hey folks, Jackson Kain here, and I'm proud to announce that Xcite will air with limited commercial interruptions, and they will be PICTURE IN PICTURE, so you won't miss a second of the action. This all brought to you by my new movie coming out called "KICKDOWN!" In the movie I play Parker Deveroux- no wait, that's from another movie. I play...uh....John DeSilva? No? Uh....Ray Spartan? John Rath? Johnny Carboni? Jimmy Truelove? Korben Kincaid? NO WAIT! I got it, I play Hudson Urbanski, a cop on the edge, who also knows martial arts! You can see why I'd get confused. I play that role A LOT! This movie is the BEST ONE since the last one though, so check it out! You'll see previews of the movie during the show, in PICTURE IN PICTURE! So thanks again EBW, and I have just one more thing to say. Void, you're like a bad nightmare coming back to haunt me. I thought I vanquished you once before, but then I find out it was Derek, and the real Void was holding a grudge. You attacked me and humiliated me, but you forget that even though I went back to movies, I'm the real deal. I played a hero in movies, and then I became one for real. Then I won the E1. Then I became World Champion. Derek Mach, you want me to team with you? You want a fight with these asshole? You got it.

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Lily Belle Hopper: And we're back! Folks that commercial gave away out big surprise. That makes me super super sowwy. *pouty face*

Esther: Oh brother. People, we have Jackson Kain coming back to the ring THIS WEEK! The movie SUPERSTAR and former EBW World Champion will team with Derek Mach, the man he beat in EBW's most epic E1 Climax too! Lily, didn't you say you met up with Jackson in a club and sucked his co-

Lily Belle Hopper: *cough cough* Shut up Esther! You're making things up! Uh....*hop hop* Just stare at the chest fellas! Tee hee! We'll also have our usual ENN+ Premium Matches, which are totally worth the tier increase, but they have yet to be announced. You can see the card for Xperience right now though! Esther, come here!

EBW: Xperience E1 Climax 2021 Aloha Nights!
Ula'ula Beach, Ula'ula
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1. EBW Climax 2021 Block D Match: Golvoth[0] vs. Javier Leos[0]
2. EBW Climax 2021 Block C Match: Brandish X[2] vs. Takuku Inui[0]
3. EBW Climax 2021 Block B Match: Benjamin[2] vs. Jaden Yuki[0]
4. EBW Climax 2021 Block A Match: Bashin Dan[2] vs. Mav Valentine[0]
5. Tag: Derek Mach/Jackson Kain vs. Void/Noroi

EBW: Xcite Preshow!
King Kamehameha Center,  Konikoni City
ENN+

0. ENN+ Premium Match 6-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Derek Mach/Subculture[o] beat Isiah Muscle/Eiji Hino[x]/Point Man via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin
-Derek Mach teamed with Trevor and Subculture of Blood 4 Blood to welcome the TUE Rookies to the main roster officially. Isiah was still sporting a bruise on his face from the match with Tack, but showed fearlessness as he tried working over the Mach cousins. Point Man was reliable and cool as always. The crowd really really thinks Point Man is cool! The finish came when Subculture took the wrapping off his fist to deliver the KO Punch to Eiji Hino, pinning him for the win.

0. ENN+ Premium Match 6-Man Tag: Big Shark[o]/LG Rod/Randy no Kachi beat NOT Zombie Anwin/NOT Zombie Misogynist Paul/NOT Zombie Rains[x] via Big Shark Slam -> Pin
-Rains found himself the newest member of the growing transliving movement, as he not only became a NOT Zombie, but also had a mushroom on his head, showing he wasn't listening to his own advice, just like every other hypocritical piece of shit celebrity asshole, who I wish would walk into traffic! I mean, Bad News Barry tried to make the best of it, while Good News Gary seemed relived at the announce table, that he had found a new star in Big Shark. The E1 participant leveled the NOT Zombies with Big Boots, before catching a lunging NOT Zombie Rains and flooring him with the Big Shark Slam for the pin and win. After the match, Dr. Z washed ashore, trying to warn the people to stay away from the transliving, but some absolute idiots in the crowd called him a bigot for not respecting their life status pronouns. People too stupid to live. Ironic isn't it?

0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Jenny James beat Korra via Uraken x Spinebuster -> Pin
-Jenny James, sporting a more athletic look, "redebuted" of sorts, in a bout with Korra. Being a friend of of a certain Mach who is on the wrong side of the Angel family, that made this inadvertently a grudge match of sorts, with Korra, flexing her sick "Avatar" gains, and tried to describe to the camera what Tack could do to her muscles, before being blindsided by Jenny. After all the time working as a tag competitor, she found herself going back to the corner, but shook that the habit off enough to keep Korra on the losing end of things in EBW. She ate a Uraken and followed it up with a Spinebuster for the pinfall.

0. ENN+ Premium Match Women's Singles: Wendy Mustang beat Amiga via Rydeen Bomb
-The totally superior female copy of Amigo named Amiga took on Wendy Mustang in a fun clash of styles. Amiga was no nonsense, while Wendy was outwardly happy and playing up to the crowd, showing that having a personality is not a weakness or a detriment to a female that would be classified as strong. Amiga just continued to display the worst possible traits of the person they were emulating. Amiga tried to hit the Hagen, but Wendy flipped out of it, and came back hard with a Lariat for a nearfall. Wendy showed off her strength with a Rydeen Bomb on Amiga before the pinfall.

Konikoni City Beach

Lily Belle Hopper: Listen, you need to stop tell them stories about what YOU do, and claiming I did them! You were the one deep throating the-

Eshter: *cough*

Lily Belle Hoppper: ...Haha! Wow, we're back already?! So exciting, of course we DO have one more extra special treat for a select few coming at you right now....on ENN++!!!

President Swift, who was sitting on the beach in shorts, sipping a drink with sunblock on his nose, burst up and upturned his umbrella.

Swift: Wait what?!

Lily Belle Hopper: AH!

Esther: Didn'y you know sir? The Women's World Tag Team Championship bout was moved to ENN++ as a SUPER Premium match!

Swift: ....CHAAAAAZ! I thought we had this shit worked out! Where is he?!

Lily Belle Hopper: We don't know Mr. President! Please don't hurt us!

Swift: What? Why would I hurt you?! I'll just flip a table!

Esther: No tables sir. We're on a beach.

Swift: .....NOOOOOOO!!!!

Lily Belle Hopper: Esther quick, do the thing! You know. *points to Swift and does the BJ hand motion*

Esther: ...

EBW: Xcite SUPER Preshow!
King Kamehameha Center,  Konikoni City
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0. ENN++ Super Premium Match EBW Women's World Tag Team Championships: Christina Angel/Hope Mach beat Ines(c)/Ennea(c) via DQ
-In a shocking twist the match that many anticipated would be a historic one, saw Ines and Ennea go overboard on the violence, seemingly breaking with the orders of Duvalie to make it a good, clean contest. That's when Darkness Aoi appeared on the ramp and ordered the two to smash Christina down with chairs. Duvalie ran in to make the save, but it was now clear that Ines and Ennea, the Women's World Tag Team Champions, had an employer that seemed to offer more money, and when they pull out the masks they wore as "S&B members" it made it all the more clear. Ines and Ennea were working with Darkness Aoi.

Stardust Crusader's Locker Room

Ilya Fedorovich paced back and forth with frustration, as Hazen entered the room.

Hazen: The hot shot, the loose cannon, appears ready to explode again. Tell me, what troubles you. The match with Golvoth?

Ilya Fedorovich: You think I fear the giant Nord? Of course not. I'm not afraid of anyone. Look in my eyes. Do you see fear? There is anger, because we have been cast out from our homes, and now, we serve another master. I bowed, like the rest of you, but maybe I am tired of masters.

Hazen: We need a place to call home. That has always been part of or credo together. A place to hold up in pride in contrast to the pitiful Eagleland way of life. The Crystal Kingdom, odd as it may be, is our home now.

Ilya Fedorovich: Maybe I don't want a home. No home. No masters. Just me, and what I do best. You'll see it tonight. I will be the first of us to beat the another member of the War Ki-excuse me Stardust Crusaders. You actually like that name?

Hazen: I know who I am too Ilya, and I know what I want. Your disrespect is starting to get the better of you. It will be your downfall.

Ilya Fedorovich: Then let it be, because whatever happens next must be better than servitude!

Hazen: .....







Apple Kid: Welcome the Konikoni once again, for more E1 Climax action! It's Xcite! It's Aloha Nights! If you JUST saw ENN++, we have two new mercenaries revealed, Ennes and Inea joining up with Darkness Aoi! Oh wait, I hear we have action in the back! Let's take it there now!

Backstage

Ines and Ennea were leaving with Darkness Aoi, as security tried keeping back Hope, Christina, Alison Chains, Duvalie Angel , and Erica.

Duvalie Angel: This is unacceptable! Why would you do this?

Ines: We do not serve you or your "King" Duvalie. We are products of the Black Workshop, as were you. Trained to serve the highest members of society, and the highest bidders. Tess paid more.

Ennea: And quite frankly, we were personally tired of being associated with the harem. Enjoy being in a *bleep* rotation if I may speak frankly again.

Darkness Aoi: You're making this too easy on us ladies.

Hope Mach: Why don't you come here and see how easy I make it!

Christina Angel: You better show up for that title match you earned Aoi. Bring the maids. They'll never to clean up what's left when I'm through with you.

Alison Chains: Oh damn, I like that.

Erica: At least, you all seem to be coming together in this situation.

Christina Angel: We're going to do what we have to. If you want in Erica, stay out of the way, follow along, and nobody turn your back to her, or you'll get a knife in it for sure.

Erica: ...Hey, she might be right. You never know.

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Apple Kid: I can't believe we hid that behind a tie-

Chaz Hardcastle: What you fail to realize is just how important that match was, and why we wanted to elevate it. Sure you pay more, but you pay for what you want right, or do you just get fed up and take it? It's really a question of how much someone is willing to take. But, if you really shell out the cash, we'll give you all the vices you need. Not just the best matches. Want to see the women change? Hell, want to see the men change? Want to see things you wouldn't imagine from a wrestling product? That's great, because we're on the verge of transitioning into a full on "CONTENT COMPANY", that will give you everything you desire. Just pay the cash, get all those pluses, and those XXX's. Get the Platinum Tier. You'll see it all. All the pleasures and pain that ENN can provide. All that wonderful wonderful.....content.

Apple Kid: ...He's out there right? I'm not the only one that thinks that? He's like...all over the place. Well folks this is Night 2 of the E1 Climax, and we've got twists, turns, and surprises coming our way, plus a special main event. Tack Angel, the 4-Crown King, will be battling Kinniku Mike, who is forgoing a rest day in the tournament to stand up for his son. We've seen Mike turn into a selfless Dad, and that's inspiring. At least in the hedonistic filled days of "current year" we still have heroes and role models. They're just not always where you'd expect to find them. As if that's some theme EBW currently has or something.

Interview Stage

Good News Gary: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! Good News Gary here with Kinniku Mike and Isiah Muscle, who just had a rough match of his own on ENN+! We're here because-

Kinniku Mike: Because tonight Tack Angel learns that he doesn't have the monopoly on family values. That douche bag is living his best life, and it's got me envious. A wife for every day of the week and then some. Big shoes to fill....and a lot of holes, but the Strong Tits could pull it off! That's one thing, but then he goes rough on my son, and I mean too rough. He won the match already, and-

Isiah Muscle: Dad, I'm fine really.

Kinniku Mike: It's not the point. Someone attack his family and he goes off, so it stands to reason he gets back a little. Tack, you're NOT a King, and honestly I have no respect for you OR that life style anymore. I mean sure it's be great to be surrounded by hot women all the time, but I can do that without being tied down. IF I did that though, I wouldn't have made the time to catch up with my son, and that's something I would have regretted. I got a short list of regrets, that would have been the biggest one. Isiah, I'm grateful that you made me a STRONG DAD! UUUUUU! Tack, you're a cult leader, and I'm going to drop you on your head. That's the headline. That's the narrative. Run that! I'm gonna flex these, and then I'm going to beat some "Star Ass".

Good News Gary: Uh...alright then! Let's get to the action, which is GOOD NEWS! It's the E1 Climax!

EBW: Xcite E1 Climax 2021 Aloha Nights!
King Kamehameha Center,  Konikoni City
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1. EBW Climax 2021 Block D Match: Ilya Fedorovich beat Golvoth via Corkscrew Euroland Uppercut x Missle Dropkick -> Count Out
-The opening match saw Ilya take on Golvoth in a battle of the Stardust Crusaders. Ilya seemed to flinch at the utterance of that team name. They showed respect, but held back nothing when the bell rang. A classic David and Goliath story, if David was an intense psychopath. He blitzed Golvoth, using strikes to take the big man off his feet, but Golvoth would wear him down in the corners and trap him in bear hugs. Unwilling to submit, Ilya started playing dirty against his teammate, and staggered him with an eye gouge. He quickly hit a Corkscrew Euroland Uppercut to make the big Nord woozy, and a Missile Dropkick off the top rope sent him to the outside. We found ourselves with another Count Out victory.

Apple Kid: Wow, a surprise victory there. I wasn't expecting Ilya to win this one, but you really can't count him out. He is a former Challenge Champion after all. Golvoth has not been used to losing since re-emerging with this faction. This was some hard hitting action, and you can still find all of that in EBW. Despite what some people think, this promotion provides wrestling, it just happens to provide a lot of other stuff, but for the wrestlers of EBW, it's all about giving you the best wrestling action. We've been at this for 15 years people. We don't plan on stopping either.

2. EBW Climax 2021 Block C Match: Takumi Inui beat Radzi Schrieffer via Rider Kick x Fisherman Suplex -> Pin
-The next match was another absolute strike fest, as Takumi battled Radzi Schrieffer. Brandish X was personally looking on, as his old ally took the hard shots from Radzi and kept on his feet. He wasn't wearing the MMA gloves required for closed fist strikes, so relied on his patented kicks instead. Takumi went off the top with a Rider Kick, sending Radzi bouncing off the ropes, and into a Fisherman Suplex for the 1-2-3. A big win for Takumi, and something of a shock for the Stardust Crusader, who was livid following his loss.

Apple Kid: Well one of the Crusaders was destined to the lose the previous match, but this one was a bit of a shock, of course Takumi Inui is a former Television Champion, and a long time EWGP Tag Team Champion, so he had the credentials and pulled it off. Well done Takumi.

Backstage

Tack Angel was backstage, pacing back and forth on his phone, while his wives attempted to massage him in preparation for his match.

Tack Angel: *On cell phone* So yeah, apparently they're not all happy with the new situation. Yeah. I'll deal with it. That's not a problem. I'm just wondering if you're going to be here or not. You are? Good. That's good. It's time we bury the hatchet to deal with other problems. Yeah, I got to go, the Lakitus are here, so you know what that means. I'll see you soon.

Nani Angel: How did it go?

Tack Angel: It's all set. Time to consolidate power, and truly establish the new way of things around here.

Nani Angel: I agree.

Makoto Angel: You think we can trust him?

Tack Angel: This time yes, because he needs this. It's the best choice, to have that kind of person in the fold sometimes. Besides we both share a common nuisance right now and-

Good News Gary: Good News everyone! I'm here in the locker room of Tack Angel and-

Tack Angel: The King did not give you permission to just enter my dressing room!

Good News Gary: Ah!

Tack Angel: But I know what you're here for. It's what everyone has been asking me about the last couple days. Where oh where is Tracy Angel and Chriss-sorry "Christy" Angel. Obviously they aren't here. They've gone somewhere else. One I knew about and endorsed. The other, not so much, but teenagers will be teenagers. It's funny that an entire promotion could have so much unified hate over one man, that they'd even spread the lie that a certain thief is the Mars Champion. You hate me, and yet, you have no problem using me to get over, or using my wife and child. Funny how that works. A certain someone has spent the last couple weeks tainting my property. She's spent the last couple weeks making jokes. She's spent the last couple weeks playing hypocritical happy wife to an animalistic son of a bitch. Look what that got her. You should really see it. No, I don't care that I'm promoting "the competition". I want everyone to see what happened to that thief. You got what was coming to you. Trevor Mach will too. I think it's time Hope was talked to as well, because what I hear, is that you were the bridge to "Christy" making her move. I really want to believe you're different Hope, but you don't make it easy. It's fine. I like you. You don't even have to kneel. A simple apology will do, but I expect it soon, so we can avoid "education". I deserve that right? A worried parent deserves an apology? I deserve my property back? I don't? You're booing? What a surprise. Boo all you want. It doesn't actually change anything. It doesn't change who I am, what I have, and what I'll keep when I humble Trevor Mach. Kinniku Mike though, you're up first. I heard you, I heard everything you said. You're just like the others, and the same thing that happened to the others is going to happen to you. Wait...maybe that's not enough anymore. Time to turn up the heat and accelerate the lessons.

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Jaden Yuki: Yo! I'm Jaden Yuki, the King of Games. I'm beating Minch tonight, that's prophetic like King James. Blood 4 Blood is what they want to sell ya, but they're washed up has beens, I don't hate to tell ya. Picky, your boss don't got your back, he's too busy talking shit to King Tack. Trevor Mach, he can't beat the heat, he'd rather have his traitor wife beat his meat. Going back to you one more time Bashin Dan, I'm glad to see you realize that I am the man. You thought you had me with your brand new deck, but in the end you can suck my- *mic drop*

3. EBW Climax 2021 Block B Match: Jaden Yuki beat Picky Minch via Air Stratos Double Underhook Facebuster -> Pin
-The cocky young Jaden Yuki had a bit of a wake up call at the onset, as Picky rocked him hard and took him to the mat, but given time it appeared that Yuki had the same heart and ability to adapt as Bashin Dan. The "Dangerous Player" watched on as Jaden Yuki learned to escape Picky's holds in real time, and managed to keep the fight on their feet. Picky still managed to work him onto the top turnbuckle, where he attempted a big slam, but Jaden managaed to reverse it into an Air Stratos Double Underhook Facebuster for a shocking victory over the EBW original.

Apple Kid: Whoa! What the hell?! That's an upset win! That's...totally called for around here! We like surprises. But still, that's an EBW original he beat! Trust me! I was there! I'm getting old! Jaden Yuki has the skill to match the cocky attitude. Bashin Dan even seems surprised. You just know he wants a rematch. That could happen if the stars align in the E1 Climax.

Backstage

Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here with Hope Mach. Hope, I really hope there are no hard feelings with us. I mean I know what Tack said, and then Christina won both ti-

Hope Mach: Makoto, I'm a professional. I want to say I was raised to be respectful, but that's not true in the slightest, so I'm not sure WHERE it came from, but as long as you're doing your job, we're cool. I want to talk about Darkness Aoi, Ines, and Ennea. We have some turncoats in our midst, and I've been doing the match. We have at least one left, or maybe not, it could be someone new altogether. Who knows, but I want to find out. Why don't you show up. Why don't you make yourself known. Face me and let's find out eh? I'm challenging you any time and any place. Let's just put all the cards on the table. I want to know exactly whose ass I need to tap out!

Makoto Angel: You seem to be focused for sure, but what about the other big news for you. Something big happened didn't it?

Hope Mach: *blush* We...we haven't talked about it much since, but yeah. I'd really rather not get into it right now but-

Makoto Angel: I'm just so happy for you and Dan! As an engagement present, I feel like I should warn you about something though. Listen Tack-

Hope Mach: No Makoto, if you want to stay neutral you should. Don't get involved. It'll make it easier to keep liking you. Whatever happens happens, but I hear he wants to "educate" me, and I'm sorry Tack, but it's a little weird to want to take your daughter's best friend to your "dungeon". It's especially weird considering you actually assumed you might be my Dad at one point you weirdo! Christy came to me because she wanted a way to branch out and stand out. I taught her a bit during TUE, but she has a lot of growing to do. She doesn't want to grow up to be Christina. She wants to be her own force of nature, and this was the way SHE decided to do it. I didn't talk her out of it, because that's not my job. That's not for me to do. She asked a favor, and I obliged her. No apologies.

4. EBW Climax 2021 Block A Match: Mav Valentine vs. Hazen ended in a Time Limit Draw
-The next bout was an intense battle between Mav Valentine and Hazen. The former World Champion has been stewing with frustration, looking to break out again, and this bout was a showcase of that, as he took it to the leader of the Stardust Crusaders. They had a hot start to the match and they took the action to the floor. Later in the match, they ended up on the apron. Hazen set up for a package piledriver, but Mav backdropped him to the floor. They really picked up the pace a short time later with some big exchanges. Mav bounded up after a Hagen, but Hazen caught him with a short arm Lariat for a nearfall. Mav recovered and countered with a leg drop bulldog, and followed it up with the Mav Buster for a near fall. The two continued to keep exchanging strikes until the bell rang. To their shock, they had reached a time limit draw. Mav and Hazen split a point as the E1 Climax continues.

Apple Kid: What a banger that was! This tournament always brings out the best in people, and that was shown right here full force! This is the great wrestling action EBW provides, and it has since Day 1. I mean look, sometimes we also wrestled like aliens and robots, and sometimes we were throwing down with Mario or Sonic, BUT deep down we're all about the wrestling. I have to disagree with Chaz Hardcastle. This isn't a content company. It's a wrestling company, and it always will be.

Backstage

Makoto Angel: We're joined by Bashin Dan now, who still seems shocked after that match he saw against Jaden Yuki. Impressed?

Bashin Dan: Very much so. You know the Dan Club has always been about improving, and expanding, and showing our Battle Spirit, and I'd say Jaden Yuki fits the bill in a lot of ways. He'd be a valuable member, rival, and friend. However, his attitude leaves a lot to be desired. Maybe it gets results though. I mean, you might not like HOW he beat me, but he did BEAT me, and now he's got a win over a legend I respect in Picky Minch. You can't deny that. However, I don't believe he's better than me. I haven't been to the top as many times as I have, and I didn't claw back to win this VBW Championship, to be replaced that easily. You got to work for it Jaden. I'm not a rookie anymore, and though I may not be a veteran either, I do have some years on my career. I'm a little more seasoned than you. I've learned a few more things about this sport. Rude awakenings are the name of the game, and you're in for one. Keep winning though. Keep winning, and I'll see you down the line in the E1 Climax.

Makoto Angel: That's a motivated Bashin Dan, and I'm sure he's motivated beyond wrestling too regarding what's coming up with Hope right?

Bashin Dan: What's coming up with Hope?

Makoto Angel: ....Hahaha! You're funny Dan. I like you, and I think Tack does too, so that's one less thing to stress about.

Bashin Dan: I'm so confused.

Makoto Angel: You even sound like Tack now. I-

Trevor Mach: There you are. Give me that mic!

Makoto Angel: Eep!

Trevor Mach: A few quick items here! Dan, you better beat Jaden Yuki's ass before I cave his skull in with my knee. Second, what the hell are people going on about with you and Hope?

Bashin Dan: I have no idea.

Trevor Mach: I think we're being pranked.

Bashin Dan: Perhaps.

Trevor Mach: Tack, isn't it funny that family is sacred unless it's my family. You have no problem being the very thing you hate when it comes to pissing me off. You're the biggest hypocrite I've ever met, and that's coming from me, a very big hypocrite! What I do with my wife, and however many times I do it in one session are our business. You call me animalistic? You're damn right I am. I'm the Big Bad Wolf, and I'm going to blow down Crystal Heaven to get to you if I have to. I hope when Mike's done kicking your ass, they can scrape up enough of you to meet me in the ring. I'm going to make history after all. I'm the Challenge Champion, and I'm a World Tag Team Champion. I'm going to have a LOT more gold to hold, especially when I get back the Mars Championship from its current rightful holder. She's a tough one. She insists she keeps beating me, but I know it's a double count out, double KO, or something! She's too hot to handle, and yeah she might have had a loss over "there", but you should see what happens when she loses. She doesn't like it very much. Watch and learn, cause what she does to that lizard looking try hard is what's going to happen to you. Let's go Dan.

Bashin Dan: Where are we going?

Trevor Mach: Right, you didn't come here with me! Go whevever you want Dan!

Bashin Dan: He's fired up huh?

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The Auditor: Derek Mach, it appears that you are coming up on the list. It will soon be time to audit your sins. Oh how I do look forward to this special occasion. I have developed a special way of chronicling your records.

Void: You wished to face me? The movie star and the phony. I guess that makes you both phonies then. You'll face reality. A reality of pain. A reality of desecration, but maybe, if you survive, you'll remember the feeling of embracing Undeth.

The Auditor: Oh yes, Jackson Kain, surely a lot to cover there too. It will be a very busy day. I will make sure to clear my schedule. So busy, and it isn't even a Tuesday.

5. Non-Title Singles:

Tack Angel beat Kinniku Mike via Head Kick -> Refereee Stoppage

-A Victory Explosion worthy main event, as Tack Angel fought Kinniku Mike in a Non-Title Match. The pair began with a solid series of counters, that lead to Mike getting the upper hand with a solid belly to belly suplex. The crowd was behind him 100%, as his son cheered him from ringside. Late in the match, both men attempted tombstone piledrivers, but Tack was the man to succeed, Mike's drop in mass lately making it easier for Tack to get the job done. He hit a top rope elbow and soaked in the jeers while asking Mike to kneel, but Mike nailed a furious pair of clotheslines. Mike then went for a Dragon Suplex, but ate the kicks of Tack, which sent both men to the mat. Tack hit a pair of Angel Drivers, sans Wrist Clutch, and then when he attempted the CLUTCH Mike countered with a cradle for a 2.999. Mike then hit a Hagen suplex and then a Dragon suplex. Tack kicked out at one and the fans went booed louder than ever. Both men back on their feet, they began a strike exchange once again Tack hit a dropkick, and then after another Tombstone attempt. Tack then landed a vicious Head Kick that seemed to rock Mike badly. He stumbled and clutched at his ear, as an angry Tack kicked him again, so hard it knocked Mike to the mat. The referee swooped in to check on Mike, calling the match for Tack, as the crowd started throwing food and drinks into the ring. Isiah and Sal Paradise helped EMTs get Mike out of the ring as Tack soaked in the boos.

Apple Kid: Whoa. I think something might be wrong with Mike. That kick was solid. You don't see very many hard shots like that in wrestling. Mike was in top form. I haven't seen him this good in ages. Mike and Tack both were fighting at their peak. I didn't think they could get BETTER and yet they did, but that well placed kick from Tack ended everything. WAIT LOOK! Here comes Trevor Mach! He wants a piece of Tack Angel on behalf of Mike now too! What a hero for EB-WHOA! WHOA IS THAT?!

Out of nowhere a man in a hoodie jumped the rail and hit Trevor with a well timed cutter. He rolled into the ring to stand with Tack Angel, falling to his knees as Tack pull off the hood to reveal...

Apple Kid: W00T?! The mastermind behind so many attacks on both Machs AND Angels! We haven't seen him since Victory Explosion! What's going on here?

w00t: Amazing isn't it? What time can do. It can heal wounds. It can change things. For instance, in 2000 the same people that would hate consumerism, big pharma, and that banks, now wear the brand names and take the mysterious shots. Those that questioned authority, now worship authority, the status quo, and will try and wish death upon the people that question it. The would be shepherds became the sheep. That just goes to show you how much can change. A total 180 sometimes. You're looking at a 180 here, because two "mega powers" realized that they were right, where all of you were so so wrong. This man is a King. He's proven it to me. I bow at his feet. It just took time. Now, he's got the smartest mind in wrestling watching his back, and this is just the beginning. It's time you people realize that you need to take THIS pill, the Angel Pill. He WILL be victorious, and I will be right there with him, because w00t is back! What is it that you say Trevor? Oh yeah, that's GOOD FOR US, AND BAD FOR YOU! HAHA!
 

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AFTER THE SHOW WENT OFF THE AIR....

*The still bleeding Rhea Rampage was standing in the ring, posing to the still stunned to silence crowd. Her victory over Real M's still had no set in fully for them. As Rhea continued to soak it all in, Tommy Dukes made his way from the announcer's area and into the ring for a post-show interview with her.*


Tommy Dukes: Hello wrestling fans, I am here with the winner of tonight's main event, RHEA RAMPAGE!

*Rhea Rampage just smiles in response to the loud chorus of boos. She now nods her head as Tommy Dukes continues....*

Tommy Dukes: Rhea, congratulations on your victory tonight. Many people would call this a MAJOR UPSET too. Your thoughts?

*Rhea Rampage now become almost immediately enraged and snatches the mic from Tommy. She now yells at him.....*

Rhea Rampage: MAJOR UPSET?! I DO NOT THINK IT WAS AT ALL! But do YOU think so, Tommy?

Tommy Dukes: Yes, I do.

Rhea Rampage: Well then, GOOD FOR YOU!

Tommy Dukes: AH!

Rhea Rampage: EVERYBODY seems to think that. Including all these *Motions to the crowd* SILENT IDIOTS in the crowd! And believe me, when I say this to you all. YOUR SILENCE IS DEAFENING! *Crowd boos loudly* Cause whether you like or not, I DO NOT CARE AT ALL! *Crowd boos more loudly* But do you know WHAT I care about, Tommy?

Tommy Dukes: No, what is that?

Rhea Rampage: BEING THE BEST IN THE WORLD! And proving you ALL wrong! DEAD WRONG! *Crowd boos more* Just like I did tonight. I beat Real M's at HER OWN GAME!

Tommy Dukes: But officially, it doesn't count.

Rhea Rampage: What was that, Tommy?

Tommy Dukes: It was nothing.

Rhea Rampage: Say it again.

Tommy Dukes: No, I don't think so.

Rhea Rampage: *Grabs Tommy Dukes by his jacket collar* SAY IT!

Tommy Dukes: AH! Okay, Okay. Just let me go.

Rhea Rampage: Fine! *Lets Tommy go*

Tommy Dukes: Thank you. I said officially, it doesn't count.

Rhea Rampage: WROOOOOOOONG!

Tommy Dukes: AH!

Rhea Rampage: It may not count officially. But it does where it matters the most. And where is that, Tommy?

Tommy Dukes: Um, I don't know, Rhea.

Rhea Rampage: In the eyes of the everybody watching. And now ALL THEIR EYES will be on ME! *Crowd Boos loudly* That's right. I'll say it again. ALL EYES ON ME! *Crowd Boos even more louder* WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA! THE RHEA ERA!

*Rhea now goes to hand the mic back to Tommy Dukes. But as he reaches for it, Rhea drops on the mat, cause it to land with a loud static THUNK! Tommy Dukes just shakes his head in disgust as the smirking Rhea Rampage continues to pose for the booing crowd and finally exits the ring.*

MEANWHILE BACKSTAGE....

*The newly formed Ensiders were now shown celebrating their debut and victory tonight. That is until an angry MCW General Manager, Venus, interrupted them to spoil the party....*


Venus: Excuse me ladies, PARDON THE INTERRUPTION!

Tiger Storm: You are not interrupting anything. Just a little victory celebration with my fellow Ensiders.

Venus: Ensiders, right. I bet you are proud of yourselves, aren't you ladies?

Tiger Storm: I know I am. I promised a storm was coming and I delivered.

Kimber Blaze: WE delivered.

Tiger Storm: Of course. WE delivered.

Venus: The only thing you delivered was BAD MEMORIES! And this is MCW! We are suppose to be about a CLEAN SLATE and a FRESH START! We do NOT need to be stuck in the PAST! WE ARE THE FUTURE!

Tiger Storm: And NEWSFLASH, the Ensiders ARE the future!

Kimber Blaze: Damn straight, we are. EBW never gave us that opportunity.

Lacey Wagner: They just held us back at every turn! THIS is about one thing!

Kimber Blaze: And that is sending a MESSAGE!

Tiger Storm: And that message is.....

Tiger Storm, Kimber Blaze, & Lacey Wagner: RISE UP!

Tiger Storm: And TAKE what belongs to you from the ENSIDE!

Venus: I get it. And believe me, you will get what you want, rather sooner than later.

Lacey Wagner: And what is that suppose to be mean?

Venus: It just means get ready to RISE UP, ladies. Just be careful you don't rise TOO HIGH and TOO CLOSE to the sun. You don't wanna get burned. *Exits the scene*

Kimber Blaze: Well the joke is on her, cause I always wear sunblock.

Tiger Storm: *sighs* I don't think that is what she meant, Kimber.

ALSO BACKSTAGE....

*In hallways of the BattleZone, a desperate Carma was looking for a way out of the new building. She eventually makes it down a long hallway and tries to open the door at the end. It won't budge, as it's locked from the others. Carma now yells out to herself....*

Carma: DAMN IT! I AM SO SCREWED NOW!

*A familiar voice now calls out to Carma from down the hall....*

Voice: DON'T WORRY, YOU ARE NOT SCREWED, CARMA!

*The voice now comes into view of the camera to reveal....*


*That it is RUBY SOHO chasing Carma. Soho is obviously still pissed off that Carma costed her the Break Out Rumble at THE NEW AGE....*

Ruby Soho: YOU ARE JUST FUCKED!

Carma: Sorry, you are not my type, you fucking tattooed psychopath!

Ruby Soho: I think you are wrong, Carma. I may not be your type, but my TWO friends defiantly are. *Shows her fists to Carma* And I am about to FUCK YOU UP!

Carma: But I am too FABULOUS to fuck up.

Ruby Soho: OH, I THINK NOT! *Rears back to punch Carma*

Carma: AH!

*Carma now braces for the impact of the punch, but Ruby's fist hits the wall right next to Carma's face. Ruby now holds her first there as she tells Carma.....*

Ruby Soho: NOT RIGHT NOW. *Removes fist from the wall* BUT SOON!

*Carma now crumbles to the floor in fetal position in absolute shock and fright. Ruby Soho now backs up from her as she tells her mockingly....*

Ruby Soho: I guess Carma really is a BITCH after all. See you soon.

*Ruby Soho now gives the humiliated Carma the peace sign before walking away completely. Carma just shakes her head as she reaches into her pocket for something. She now says to her in a low tone....*

Carma: I'll show you who the real bitch is, Soho. You are gonna PAY.

ALSO BACKSTAGE....

*The cameras now show one of the FINAL FOUR from the Break Out Rumble, Tracy Angel, pacing back and fourth backstage. She appears to be not in a good mood at all. In fact, she appears to be pretty upset as she talks to somebody on her cellphone. Tracy Angel now yells out in anger....*

Tracy Angel: WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL, TACK! *Listens to the other end.* Sorry I apologize for my outburst. *Listen to other end.* DAMN IT, TACK! YOU SAID I WOULD BE THE ONLY ANGEL IN MCW! *Listens to the other end.* I AM?! Then why the FUCK is your DAUGHTER here too! *Listens to the other end.* YOU DIDN'T KNOW?! WHY THE FUCK NOT! *Listens to the other end* DAMN THOSE MACHS! ALWAYS FUCKING WITH OUR FAMILY AFFAIRS! *Listens to the other end.* Right. I get that. And I understand. *Listens to the other end.* WHAT?! No way that is happening! NO FUCKING WAY! *Listens the other end.* YOU DON'T OWE YOUR DAUGHTER, JACK SHIT! *Listens to the other end* FINE! I UNDERSTAND! And I will give her WHAT SHE WANTS! BELIEVE ME, I WILL! *Hangs up the phone*

*Tray Angel now stands there for a few moments, seething with anger over the phone conversation.*


*Tracy Angel now finally yells out in absolute anger....*

Tracy Angel: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

*Tracy Angel now begins to paced back and fourth, talking to herself. Suddenly somebody interupts her.....*


*It is an upset Christy Angel. Tracy doesn't even acknowledge her existence. Christy Angel now tries to ask Tracy.....*

Christy Angel: What the heck what that all about tonight, Tracy?

Tracy Angel: ......

Christy Angel: I mean why did you eliminate me from the Break Out Rumble?

Tracy Angel: ......

Christy Angel: Damn it! TALK TO ME! I want ANSWERS!

Tracy Angel: Is that right? You want answers?

Christy Angel: YES! I think I deserve that.

Tracy Angel: Really? Well let me tell you what I think you DESERVE.

*Tracy Angel now walks up Christy Angel and gets in her face. Tracy now tells her angrily....*

Tracy Angel: NOTHING! You deserve nothing! WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES, LITTLE ANGEL!

*Christy Angel now backs up from Tracy Angel a bit as she tells her ins response....*

Christy Angel: You are scaring me, Tracy! And what is that suppose to mean?

Tracy Angel: Well it just means DADDY can't SAVE you now! AND NEITHER CAN I!

*Tracy Angel now storms out of the room, shoulder checking Christy Angel pretty hard as she does. Christy Angel now stands there all alone, shaking her head in disgust and confusion*

AND FINALLY, AT THE TANNEN HOTEL & CASINO IN SIN CITY....

*A bruised and bloody Tali Mach stood looking out the window of her suite. Despite all of the glamour, the loss she had suffered made her numb to it. She looked to a picture of her family, and sighed, as Rhea's face flashed in her mind. She paced and fired up, thinking about having a drink, going to her room, and beating the hell out of her, when suddenly a knock came at the door.*

Tali Mach: Lucca, for the last time, I DON'T want a full body massag-

Trevor Mach: That's a shame. That's what I came for.

Tali Mach: Trevor? What are you doing all the way in Sin City? Don't you have Angel's wings to clip?

Trevor Mach: That's a little later. Right now, I wanted to come see you. I saw the match. You haven't lost a step.

Tali Mach: Are you kidding? Normally, I'd kill a kid like that. Something is different. It's this, what's been going on with you and me. Look, you're here right now to console me, and I want that. I want to fall into your arms. I let myself get weaker in that way.

Trevor Mach: Is it weakness? I see it as inspiration. You've made my heart so full.

Tali Mach: Maybe that's the problem for me. It's true, but I am not focused on fighting. I'm not thinking 24/7 about the next victim. I'm laying awake at night, thinking about you.

Trevor Mach: Same here. Trust me, you know all about that. But I use that. It fills me with determination. I want to kick ass, bring that winning attitude home, and "celebrate" with you.

Tali Mach: We just go about these things differently, and it pisses me off how much I want that bloodshed, and I want you, and I don't know how to have both!

Trevor Mach: You just gotta learn honey bunny. You just gotta learn.

*Trevor turned Tali around and pushed her gently up against the wall. She pushed her hands up and clawed into the wall as Trevor reached around her body, kissing her neck and putting his hand down her pants.*

Tali Mach: You're not fair.

Trevor Mach: I'm a rule breaker baby.

Tali Mach: When we do this, I lose myself.

Trevor Mach: It's ok to lose yourself sometimes, as long as you remember who you are. You're my warrior, and nothing will ever get in the way of that. You just need to remember how tough you really are. You need a reminder?

Tali Mach: Mmmm, that Mars Championship ain't leaving my waist any time soon.

Trevor Mach: You can keep it tonight, but I'm very interested in your waist regardless.

*Trevor pulled down Tali's shorts and knelt down behind her. He vision went blurry, as she breathed heavier.*

Tali Mach: Trevor, I need to focus on a fight.

Trevor Mach: Well then, fight me off. That's our favorite game right? Come on M's, get "REAL".

*Tali smirked, quickly turned around, and tossed Trevor onto the bed. As he tried to get back up, Tali pinned him to the bed.*

Tali Mach: You're making this too easy. You like being pinned down by me.

Trevor Mach: How can you tell?

Tali Mach: I can "feel it" very obviously.

Trevor Mach: Well you up for a little ground and pound?

Tali Mach: Don't make me laugh! I'm trying to be angry!

Trevor Mach: Show me how angry you are. Take it out on me. You'll feel better.

Tali Mach: I don't want to feel better, and yet.....what the hell.

*Tali ripped Trevor's shirt in half and bit into his chest, deciding to forget about her troubles for the night, and yet the nagging thought of the loss never quite went away. The cameras then faded to a final close from there*