Earlier Today...



Ness: You see that Troy? I told you I would turn the tables on you. I told you I'd sneak up on you and show you that the "old man" still has plenty of tricks up his sleeve. I'm feeling pretty revitalized lately. I wasn't really feeling it when I pretended to serve Capcom, but now that I'm in business for myself and EBW's best interests, I feel like making another go at this EBW thing. Of course to do that I have to make sure you're not going to keep blindsiding me don't I?

Troy: Then make your fucking move, but when I get up you're going to regret picking this fight fucker.

Ness: Hold up Troy, I have a much more enticing offer for you. It's an offer my family would hate to have you refuse....



EBW is still reeling from the events at the World Gaming Convention. EBW President Trevor Mach shocked the world with his actions, and promised to continue his chaotic revolution upon his return to EBW. Calling out the gaming industry has brought all eyes to EBW, and the company itself must prepare for the good and the bad that's sure to come of that...The show was supposed to open with a big Infinity Division #1 Contender Match, but Tess, Paula, and the Queen's Crown Champion Tracy had other plans in mind. The trio entered the ring to a chorus of boos.

Tess: Music to my ears. I prefer we keep things honest between us, and I would much rather you hate me, because I hate all of you.

Tracy: Heh....she's not the only one.

Paula: That makes three of us.

Tess: You're probably all scratching your thick skulls trying to find out what the hell happened with the three of us screwing over Tali Mach. It's quite simple, that bitch got what was coming to her! She tried to take SPARKLE from me, so now I'll take this new SPARKLE from her. The would be Queen was never as good as my babies right here. My beloved daughter Tracy, and my daughter in love whom I love like my own Paula. We're a family....one great big happy family, and we were here first in EBW. Hell, I'm the one that brought about EBW if you think about it. If I hadn't supported him way back in 199X, Nintendo never would have made a game about his life story and EBW never would have existed. I think I know how things should be run in EBW. For starters, my girls are the rightful heirs to SPARKLE royalty. We're the first family of EBW. We're....the Earthbound Family, and we'll see to it that EBW is taken in the direction we choose. EBW is now truly in good hands.

Paula: Oh boo hoo hoo, I'm so scared of Lady M's! Tali, I'm so sorry I blah blah blah! HAHA! You really did buy it didn't you? Of course I was looking out for me. I was looking out for the best interests of my family, and I always will. I used to be a prim and proper little psychic girl. I don't need psychic powers to know that Lady M's is nothing but trouble, and the other girls like Heather Mach, Erica, Val, Nanimura, and Kumatora better watch and learn. We'll make an example and show you all which bitches are in charge.

Tracy: Taaaaaaali. Look who still has the Queen's Crown Championship! You all expected the "ace" to take the belt eh? I hate to tell you that...no wait...I don't hate it at all. I'm the ace of SPARKLE now. It's the Tracy era and you're all just living in it. The Earthbound Family has got the gold and we're not giving it up. You want this belt? You can take it from my cold dead hands.

Lady M's: Happy to oblige bitch!

Tracy: Eh?



Lady M's: I said happy to oblige! What, are you deaf as well a stupid horse's ass?

Tess: What the hell are you doing out here M's?!

Lady M's: I thought I would crash your so called family reunion love fest or whatever the hell it is. See, I never trusted any of you, and you ended up getting one up on me. I can respect that, but you know how Smash Mouth Justice works. You bring a knife and I bring a gu.....well....chair. So who get this chair wrapped around their skull first?

Tracy: Just try it! You going to take all three of us alone?

Lady M's: Nope! Let's just say I have some family of my own.

Heather Mach: GAGOOSH! I've been looking forward to this for a looooong time.

Paula: What's the ref doing out here? She going to fight us too?

Lady M's: No, she's here to do her job. We're not waiting till later for this ass beating. You're getting got right NOW!

-M's and Mach always prove to be a formidable team in every situation, and this Sparkle tag match was no exception. Dominant effort from the ladies as they had the champ and Paula on the ropes for most of the match. Tess tried to get involved on more than one occasion, but M's responded by tossing the champ onto her mother and splashing on both as Heather Mach rushed Paula with a Macha Ye and the pin. After the match the so called Earthbound Family scrambled to escape while Lady M's ran after them with a chair. Catching the champ off guard helped assure the win in this exciting contest. Sparkle Division Tag Team: Lady M's/Heather Mach beat Tracy/Paula (7:10) via Heather Macha Ye on Tracy -> Pin ***1/2 Stars

Hater: Nyah! Hater here with acting President Ryan IQ and Undisputed Global World Champion #1 Contender Maurice for some big announcements from Mr. Moneybags himself. Lay it on us boss! Nyah.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Mr. Moneybags.....unprofessional....yet very accurate. Anyways, I would like to discuss a few matters with the EBW fans regarding the WGC incident and the future of the company. I'd like to report that President Trevor Mach will have his case thrown out, and he will be returning to his job come next week. A valiant if not crazy effort to expose injustice has also put all eyes on EBW. We're getting new offers from new companies for sponsorship and endorsements. We're also getting invites to different cities that EBW has never visited, so expect to see us in your town soon. We're being seen as the company that says no to the big bads of the world, and that is just what we are. You may look upon our President as a villain.....I've personally called him a bastard on more than one occasion, but the fact of the matter is that EBW is on the rise once again as a voice not just for wrestling fans, but for anyone that will say NO to tyranny. President Trevor Mach will return on Xcite, but before that I am in charge for the time being. I'd like to make a big announcement. On the next Xcite we will see the #1 Contender Maurice get his shot against the first ever champion Kinniku Mike. A huge main event that can not wait.

Hater: This is big news! Nyah! Maurice are you ready for this match?

Maurice: I was born ready. You don't get to choose when destiny knocks. You just have to answer the door. I want Mike to know that I'll be watching his match tonight very closely, and I intend on becoming the Undisputed Global World Champion. I'd say I hate to cut his reign so short, but......that's exactly what I intend to do.

Hater: There you have it folks! The controversial President Trevor Mach returns to his company on Xcite, a show that will also see a huge battle for the Undisputed Global World Championship. You don't want to miss that!

-An entertaining Infinity Division #1 Contender Ladder match saw the division duke it out to see who would be the next to take on the rookie king Firebrand X. Guys like Mike Ishijima and Chad the Hipster tried to rush the ladder at the start, but Hotlanta and Generator tossed them out of the ring. A lengthy encounter saw the ladders get used a lot more to hurt than to climb. End came when tag partners Hotlanta and Generator climbed both sides of the ladder and duked it out at the top. Mike Ishijima popped up to pull Hotlanta from the ladder and Generator managed to grab the contract. A big needed win for Generator who now find himself back in the title picture. Hotlanta took out his frustrations on Ishijima for obvious reasons. Infinity Division #1 Contender Ladder Match: Curry Man vs. Bolshoi vs. Hotlanta vs. Generator  vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Chad the Hipster vs. Cherub Kid Winner: Generator (10:26) *** Stars

-No Rules Infinity action saw the Rookie King Firebrand X and former Division Champion Randy no Kachi battle their new rivals SinDOS in and out of the ring, as well as in the crowds at the expo center. Weapons, violence, and blood were the name of the game, and the Rookie King proved to be very versatile by hanging in their with the savage SinDOS. Shadow was able to freely get involved though, and that turned the tide, as Metrion managed to slam RnK through a table with the Hate Driver and get the pin as Shadow put a beating on Firebrand X. The match ended with SinDOS continuing their assault until Hotlanta and Generator ran them off to make the save. No Rules Infinity Division Tag: Avion/Metrion beat Firebrand X/Randy no Kachi (8:48) via Metrion Hate Driver on RnK through Table -> Pin ** Stars

-A surprising new team changed the paradigm of the growing Tag Team Division, as Ness returned the ring with none other than Troy to take on The Sharks, Generation Gimmie's Ratz and Karnage, and Jet Set Future. A crazy match full of high intensity, tags, and near falls. Troy managed to clear the ring and hit the Punt Kick on Shark #2 before getting the pin. After the match Tess came out and congratulated the new #1 Contenders, revealing that they too must be apart of the new Earthbound Family. Camilo Ortega and Anwin appeared on the stage to get a look at their next challengers. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Ness/Troy beat Shark #1/Shark #2, Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage, and Grind/Switchback (10:01) via Troy Punt Kick on Shark #2 -> Pin *** Stars

-3-Way action saw Amigo and Sal Paradise try to recover from very hard recent losses, with Hashim Al-Singh being the wild card and blindsiding the two former World Champions. High athletic match that saw a funny moment when Sal and Amigo traded hitting finishers on Hashim, trying to get the pin, but the other wrestler would always break it up and land his finisher before going for the pin. Late in the match a smiling Jamie OD appeared on the screen, getting Sal's attention as Amigo trapped Hashim in the Rolling Olympic Hell and forcing him to submit. Great match. 3-Way: Amigo beat Hashim Al-Singh and Sal Paradise (6:55) via Rolling Olympic Hell on Hashim -> Submission *** Stars

After the match Jamie OD started to laugh on the screen as Sal demanded he come out and face him.



Jamie OD: Oi! You're looking a little upset chap. It couldn't be because you've lost everything that matters to you is it? That sucks when that happens doesn't it? The same thing happened to me, but I soon realized that all the things I thought mattered to me really don't. I thought it mattered to be Trevor Mach's replacement, but that's not really what I wanted. I didn't want to be the next Trevor Mach and because of that I lost in a fluke of a match. I learned that trying to be the next Trevor Mach was setting my standards too low. Shenanigans and a crazed sense of justice? That's not for me. I just want what's mine, and I want to take from people like you....especially you actually. See, you and I weren't finished settling our score before I targeted the EBW President. That's why I'm picking a fight with you now. I'll calling your ass out Sal. You and me are far from over. I'll be seeing you soon.

-Main event action saw Undisputed Global World Champion Kinniku Mike and Tack Angel team up against Little Mac and Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings. Great match with big power moves from the champ who controlled the pace of the match. Maurice kept to his word and came down to scout the entire match. Tack Angel was motivated and unleashed vicious kicks on Noah Jennings before taking him to the top rope for a top rope Angel Driver nicknamed the Power To Tearer before the pin. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Tack Angel beat Little Mac/Noah Jennings (12:04) via Tack Power to Tearer Cutter on Noah Jennings -> Pin *** Stars

As Mike and Tack celebrated their win, a large graphic appeared on the screen of Trevor Mach's mask and a message that the President will be back very soon. Tack Angel especially has to be wondering what the boss has in store for his return...



EBW: Xperience
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Sparkle Division Tag Team: Lady M's/Heather Mach beat Tracy/Paula (7:10) via Heather Macha Ye on Tracy -> Pin
2. Infinity Division #1 Contender Ladder Match: Curry Man vs. Bolshoi vs. Hotlanta vs. Generator  vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Chad the Hipster vs. Cherub Kid
Winner: Generator (10:26)
3. No Rules Infinity Division Tag: Avion/Metrion beat Firebrand X/Randy no Kachi (8:48) via Metrion Hate Driver on RnK through Table -> Pin
4. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Ness/Troy beat Shark #1/Shark #2, Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage, and Grind/Switchback (10:01) via Troy Punt Kick on Shark #2 -> Pin
5. 3-Way: Amigo beat Hashim Al-Singh and Sal Paradise (6:55) via Rolling Olympic Hell on Hashim -> Submission
6. Tag Team: Kinniku Mike/Tack Angel beat Little Mac/Noah Jennings (12:04) via Tack Power to Tearer on Noah Jennings -> Pin

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Nerma: Welcome again to the EBW News Center, and do I have big news for you. Xcite is going to be STACKED! Seven huge matches to kick off Trevor Mach's return following his victory in court regarding the WGC incident. Both the Infinity Division Championship and the Undisputed Global World Championship will be on the line on live and free television! We're also hearing word that the Earthbound Family will kick off the show with a big statement, a tag team will make their debut on the show against Generation Gimmie, and Erica and Val will take their aggression out on each other in singles action. This is all headlined by Kinniku Mike and Maurice for the Undisputed Global World Championship. Don't miss it!  

EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi vs. Metrion
2. Infinity Division Singles: Curry Man vs. Avion
3. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Generator
4. Tag: Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage vs. ?/?
5. Non-Title Tag: Anwin/Camilo Ortega vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
6. Sparkle Singles: Erica vs. Val
7. Undisputed Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Maurice

Hater: Nyah! President Mach's actions at the WGC have resonated throughout the gaming and wrestling worlds, and EBW might have found a new ally in Sega All-Star Wrestling. The once mammoth company was forced into the shadows by the same CEOs that Trevor Mach railed against, but now they are making a comeback. Sega All-Star Wrestling was created to capitalize on the release of successful titles in the gaming world like Sonic Generations, and the highly anticipated Sonic 4 Episode 2. EBW has been invited to join the company in their wrestling revival, and three of EBW's biggest stars are heading across the pond to compete. Current Gold Ring Champion Tails will have the fight of his life against life long Sonic fan Tack Angel. Sal Paradise and Amigo will attempt to rebound from recent losses by taking the Sega Tag Team Championship from Sonic and Knuckles in the main event. This should be an amazing show which you can watch if you get Egg TV, but I hear you have to either be an Eggman robot or a Resistance member to get that channel. In any case, we'll be covering the EBW related matches here on The EBW Network. NYAH!

Sega All-Star Wrestling
Green Hill Zone
Egg TV

1. Sega Gold Ring Championship: Tails(c) vs. Tack Angel[EBW]
2. Sega Tag Team Championship: Sonic(c)/Knuckles(c) vs. Sal Paradise[EBW]/Amigo[EBW]

Nerma: Finally, we can already confirm that EBW Xperience will have a Tag Team Championship Main Event. Anwin and Camilo Ortega will attempt to defend their titles against the recently formed tandem of Ness and Troy. The EBW OG and the Alpha Beta have joined forces for the brand new stable called the Earthbound Family. Their goal appears to be to shift EBW in directions they see fit, and to do so they need title belts. We'll see if they can grab the gold on the next Xperience! I would also like to point out that Xperience will not be shown in the Expo Center, as EBW is going on the road! The recent surge in EBW's brand presence stemming from the WGC has lead to the decision to take the shows on the road! Xperience will take place at Summer, where a big announcement will be made regarding the rumored touring system through the summer. Should be an interesting announcement!

EBW: Xperience
Summer Beach
The EBW Network

1. Tag Team Championship: Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Ness/Troy

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Kinniku Mike: Well well well, look who is back?

President Trevor Mach: Sup Mike! How is my Undisputed Global World Champion? Ready for tonight?

Kinniku Mike: You know it man. I'm ready and Team Strong Tits is ready! Uuuuuuu!

President Trevor Mach: Uuuuuu! Good luck to you.

Little Mac: Good to know a terrorist in Eagleland can get away with his crimes.

President Trevor Mach: Good to see you too Mac.

Little Mac: You're a menace to EBW. You and Lady M's both.

Lady M's: Want me to kick his ass?

President Trevor Mach: Nah, I'm in too good of a mood tonight. I'm back, I made my point, and I ready to take EBW to a new level. GAGOOSH! It's good to be the man.

Sal Paradise: Only you could pull something like that and get away with it.

President Trevor Mach: Ha! Hey Sal, I wasn't just pulling some prank here. This was for all of us. It was for EBW.

Sal Paradise: I hear ya man. Sometimes, you have to speak with a louder voice to get everyone to hear you. Glad you're back.

President Trevor Mach: Thanks man. Enjoy your trip this week to Sega All-Star Wrestling. Good luck over there.

Retro Hippie: BOO! THE OPPRESSOR IS BACK TO FILL HIS POCKETS WITH MONEY THEY COULD BE GIVING ME?!

President Trevor Mach: Hippie?! What the hell are you doing here?

Lady M's: He works for EBW again.

President Trevor Mach: HE DOES?! I'm going to fire him!

Lady M's: Well he was brought in with Generation Gimmie, but what the fuck do I care. Fire his stinking hippie ass.

Retro Hippie: AH! PLEASE NO!

President Trevor Mach: Ha! Fine, go take a shower, and get out of my way.

Lady M's: Should have fucked him up.

President Trevor Mach: Ha! That's why I love you Tali. You deadly sexy amazon you. Man, I am in a great mood tonight!

Tack Angel: Trevor.

President Trevor Mach: Tack! How the hell are ya brah?

Tack Angel: Fine I suppose.....kind of confused though. Figured you would be upset all things considered.

President Trevor Mach: Why? I got exactly what I wanted. I made a statement, I raised some hell, and injected a little chaos into the equation. All eyes are on us, and all eyes are on the gaming industry to finally keep them in check. They pissed me off, and I went looking for justice. I made sure EBW wouldn't get dragged down and I placed people around me that could help me make my point. Of course.....you did your job perfectly.

Tack Angel: What? What do you mean? I stopped you.....unless....that....is what you wanted me to do.

President Trevor Mach: I kept you in the building for a reason Tack. I knew you would be the hero, you're the consummate protagonist remember?

Tack Angel: You....used me....to prove your point?

President Trevor Mach: Hell, I'm the one who made sure you got the right information at the right time.

Tack Angel: I....but you.....

President Trevor Mach: What? Surprised? You think I'm too eccentric to come up with stuff like this? You know how creative I can get when I want to fuck things up Tack. You also know what I'm willing to do for EBW.....anything that I have to do. No offense intended buddy. Good luck at the Sega promotion this week....you've earned the trip.

Tack Angel: Trevor....you son of a bitch....



The President of EBW has returned! EBW continues to be changed and reshaped into the leader of wrestling in Eagleland, but it's now being looked at as the face of revolution against the corrupt gaming industry that has long plagued wrestling and gaming in general. An era of Revolution has come. The packed Expo Center was excited to see an announcement on the screen touting a Trevor Mach speech tonight, but first, the Earthbound Family made their way to the ring.

Ness: Hello everyone! The EB OG is BACK, and the family is all together. I bet you didn't see it coming, but it really all makes a lot of sense. See, when I saved EBW from Capcom I got no respect. I was the one who saved us all....ME! You all treated me like trash. The only people who understood what I had to do was my family. Tracy and Paula they do what they have to do in a division that lacks the honor and class that we deserve. My mother Tess does whatever she can in a Mach lead administration to provide for her children. Troy is....well he's a monster without a cause just looking to hurt people, but I'm happy to welcome that muscle into our family. We're here united together because EBW needs a change and we're the ones to do it. It won't be the dirty Generation Gimmie, and it won't be Greed that brings the change. We're the family that will take EBW back to a golden era.

Tracy: That's right brother. We are the originals, we're the best, and we deserve to be given the respect we deserve. My brother Ness has been treated like a has been for too long, and you'll all be eating those words when he once again claims gold. As for me, I think that EBW needs to respect its women and give us better matches and better competition. I'm of course talking about getting rid of the President's wife. She's a cheating, lying, foul mouthed bitch, and I'm tired of her trying to take away the torch I worked so hard to earn and carry for the Sparkle Division. My Sister in law and I will carry Sparkle into a new age. Lady M's, you can get on our level or get out of our world.

At that point Lady M's came out to respond, but she was also joined by the Tag Team Champions Camilo Ortega and Anwin.



Tess: Well look at this. Tali's got some back up it seems.

Lady M's: I don't know what the hell those two are doing out here, but I'm guessing it's because they don't like what they see either. A bunch of sell outs conspiring to take what doesn't belong to them. Well hell, if you want to try you might as well have to go through them too.

Tracy: M's they at least have a reason to be out here. They are gazing upon the next champions. I have already come out of two title matches with you and I'm still the champion. You need to get your ass back to the end of the line.

Lady M's: My ass is staying put, actually I take that back. I think we might all just want to head into that ring and kick your ass right here and right now!

M's and the Tag Champions began to walk down to the ring when....

Tess: Hold it right there! I have a better idea! How about you back off for now, cause I have a solution that will work out for all parties involved. My family is looking to claim more gold this week in a tag team match. We COULD make it a Mixed 6-Person Tag, with yourself and.....Paula included. If Ness, Troy, and Paula win then my boys get the gold, but if your team can somehow win.....you get another title shot against Tracy. What do you say?

Lady M's: I say....speaking of asses we've got the fattest and loudest ass jacking her jaw right now. You know I don't trust you one damn bit, but taking that title from Tracy in a manner that doesn't involve going to jail suits me just fine. You've got a deal.

-Infinity Division action saw former champion Randy no Kachi take on Metrion in a vicious singles match. Brutal kicks and slaps from both men, but RnK almost won out with the No Kachi Cutter until Shadow rolled into the ring and busted a chair over Randy's head forcing the DQ. Shadow and Metrion kicked and punched at him to try and rip the mask off after the match, until Firebrand X arrived and clocked Shadow out of the ring. Good start to the match, but the DQ stopped the momentum dead. Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Metrion (2:09) via DQ N/A Stars

-Avion of SinDOS fared better than his partner by taking on Curry Man in an entertaining and quick match. Curry Man spent most of the match playing up to the crowd and not taking the youngster seriously, but Avion dropkicked him to the mat and viciously stomped him over and over until his mask began to tear apart. Curry Man covered his face and that allowed Avion to kick him in the abdomen and set him up for the Double Underhook Wrist Cutter followed by the pin. Infinity Division Singles: Avion beat Curry Man (5:50) via Double Underhook Wrist Cutter -> Pin ** Stars

Backstage we saw Erica and Val arguing. Nerma tried to get a word in and question why they had been screwing each other over in recent weeks, but they continued their name calling and announced their partnership over. They would battle later on in the evening.

-The title was on the line, as Firebrand X fought the veteran Generator in a highly entertaining Infinity Division Championship match. Generator returned to old form and tried to take down the rookie king with his High Voltage Backbreaker and his GNR8R Moonsault Legdrop, but FBX was able to escape his big moves and took the challenger to the mat where Firebrand had the advantage. Hotlanta watched on as his tag partner was trapped in a Kimura and had no choice but to submit. A fantastic 1st defense for Firebrand X. After the match Hotlanta rushed into the ring and declared himself the next #1 Contender. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Generator (9:22) via Kimura -> Submission -> 1st Defense! *** Stars

Backstage a very happy and casual President Mach was chatting it up with some of the wrestlers. Hater tried to get him for an interview, but Trevor ran off to meet Captain Strong as he came into the building with two old familiar faces. The Onett Police Force tag team hadn't been seen in Eagleland in years, but had made a name for themselves in Edo, winning the Real Life Tag League for All Edo Pro Wrestling. Now dubbed the Fourside Police Squad or FPS, They had come to rejoin EBW, and Trevor Mach welcomed them by leading them out to the ring immediately for their surprise return match!

-Tag Team action saw the Fourside Police Squad return to applause to take on the vicious Rex Ratz and Keith Karnage. The dirty duo of Generation Gimmie were immediately caught off guard by the lightning fast chops and judo skills from the tandem. They were like always hard to tell apart, but one was had a #1 on his badge and the other had a #2. Ratz and Karnage liked to fight dirty and tried to get away with a lot. FPS in turn obliged them in dirty tactics when FPS #1 used some pepper spray on Ratz and hit the Gun Stun to get the pin. A welcome and surprising return for FPS! Tag: FPS #1/FPS #2 beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (4:59) via FPS #1 Gun Stun on Rex Ratz -> Pin *** Stars

-The Tag Team Champions were up next against veteran Sharks in a non-title rematch from a previous encounter. More of the same from their last fight as old and new collided. Ness and Troy appeared and teased getting involved, but Anwin shook off their attempted interference and captured the win following a Static Suplex on Shark #2. Non-Title Tag: Anwin/Camilo Ortega beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (6:11) via Anwin Static Suplex on Shark #2 -> Pin ** Stars

-Sparkle Action lit up the ring and Erica and Val brawled in a very heated singles match. Erica has the experience, but Val had been her muscle for a reason, and chucked the former champion around the ring in impressive fashion. Very early in the match Tess, Tracy, and Paula made their way down to the ring. They got in Erica's corner and whispered something to her. She quickly agreed to something. The referee tried to get Tess out of the corner, which allowed  Tracy and Paula to both attack Val. Val turned her back on Erica to force them out of the ring and Erica locked a Read Naked onto Val. She tried to fight out of it, but ultimately passed out. Erica had won, and with Tess, Tracy, and Paula congratulating her, it looked like she might have decided to join the Earthbound Family. Sparkle Singles: Erica beat Val (3:06) via Rear Naked Choke -> Choke Out ** Stars

The camera cut to backstage as both Undisputed Global World Champion Kinniku Mike and Maurice were on their way to the ring. Neither man said a word as they walked side by side. Amigo appeared at the curtain to wish them both good luck. The champion and challenger parted ways and made their entrances.

-Another show stealing classic main event from SURGE Generation. This time the Undisputed Global World Championship was on the line, as Kinniku Mike made history by being the first champion, and Maurice became the first #1 Contender. A hard fought battle by both sides, with Maurice letting vicious punches nearly get him the win as Mike had trouble staying on his feet, but the powerhouse champion finally forced Maurice into the corner and slammed him to the mat hard with a belly to belly to break his momentum. Back and forth big moves lead to Mike having to hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb three times to finally keep Maurice down for the 1-2-3. Excellent match that showed what both men could really do. Undisputed Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Maurice (19:30) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin -> 1st Defense!  **** Stars

After the match President Trevor Mach came out to congratulate both men and to make some announcements.

President Trevor Mach: How about that! People, you need to give them a big hand for that awesome match. That's the kind of action EBW needs at all times. Full throttle action 24/7! So....I'm sure you're all wondering what the hell I've been thinking lately, and you've got every right to be curious. You are the people that give EBW a voice, and you should be in on what I was thinking. I've sat back as President of EBW for a little more than a year, and I grew restless in my position. I wanted to light some fires again, create some chaos, and bring about revolution. I always wanted to be the anti-authority authority. It was time to make a move that would impact wrestling and gaming together. They work hand in hand in our world and we needed to burn away the corruption and breathe new life and a little chaos into the industry. I really need to thank Jamie OD for this. He reminded me about what kind of a man I really am. I'm not a corporate stooge. I'm a wolf that answers to no one....except the wife of course. It's time for me and for EBW to stand up as a voice for revolution in the wrestling and gaming world and make our voices heard! I'm going to use this power that you granted me last year. I'm going to use the way I think you wanted me to use it then. Not to settle EBW into a comfortable status quo, but to shake it up, set it on fire, and make it something awesome! I don't want you to call me President of EBW anymore. I abolish the job title. I don't want the same job title as a man that has spent four years fucking up and selling out. For now on you call just call me Trevor or better yet....call me the Boss. As the Boss of EBW I promise to-

At the moment Tack Angel's theme began to play. He quickly walked down to the ring and stood in it with Trevor Mach. Trevor tried to fist bump with Tack, but the Pushpin Seraphim in turn did the unthinkable and punched the Boss of EBW directly in the face. Trevor fell to the mat as blood began to drip onto the mat. He cracked a smile as Tack looked at the blood on his fist, took one more look at Trevor Mach, and walked back up the ramp. What was going through the mind of Tack Angel?!



EBW: Xcite
Fourside Expo Center
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Metrion (2:09) via DQ
2. Infinity Division Singles: Avion beat Curry Man (5:50) via Double Underhook Wrist Cutter -> Pin
3. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Generator (9:22) via Kimura -> Submission -> 1st Defense!
4. Tag: FPS #1/FPS #2 beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (4:59) via FPS #1 Gun Stun on Rex Ratz -> Pin
5. Non-Title Tag: Anwin/Camilo Ortega beat Shark #1/Shark #2 (6:11) via Anwin Static Suplex on Shark #2 -> Pin
6. Sparkle Singles: Erica beat Val (3:06) via Rear Naked Choke -> Choke Out
7. Undisputed Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Maurice (19:30) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin -> 1st Defense!

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Announcer: For all the EBW news and action around the world, it's time for another news break. Let's head into the EBW News Center with Nerma and Hater.

Hater: Nyah! It was a big day for EBW, as three former world champions went to SEGA's house to bolster the growing Sega All-Star Wrestling. Two big titles matches that excited the anthropomorphic denizens of the Green Hill Zone. Gold Ring Champion Tails was able to hold onto his belt, but Tack Angel took him to the distance in an incredible thirty minute match. Tack shook hands with the champ and invited him to come to EBW sometime for a rematch or even a team up. Nyah.

Nerma: Controversy marred an other wise excellent main event, as Jamie OD appeared to cost Sal Paradise and Amigo their shot at the Sega Tag belts. Sal was in control of Sonic, and it looked like the former champ's slump was over, but Jamie provided enough of a distraction that Sal took a full Spin Dash and got his shoulders counted on the mat. Sonic and Knuckles weren't happy with the outcome either, as Sal Paradise quickly ran out of the ring to chase his rival. The event was a success overall, and the goodwill generated between the two companies can only lead to good things. Sega too believes in EBW's new mantra of Revolution and Rebirth. Sonic personally stated that by recently returning to his roots he remembered what we've lost and what we need to get back. Sonic's words will serve as a rallying cry for this growing movement.

Sega All-Star Wrestling
Green Hill Zone
Egg TV

1. Sega Gold Ring Championship: Tails(c) vs. Tack Angel[EBW] (30:00) Time Limit Draw
2. Sega Tag Team Championship: Sonic(c)/Knuckles(c) beat Sal Paradise[EBW]/Amigo[EBW] (10:20) via Sonic Spin Dash on Sal Paradise

Hater: Nyah! Xperience will take EBW on the road for the beginning of a world tour of sorts that will see the company work with other promotions and come to new territories for the purpose of expansion and to present the EBW product to all new audiences. The Boss Trevor Mach has promised to make a big announcement regarding this upcoming tour, and it's something that he promises will be unique. Unique seems to be a keyword, as Xperience will be starting off in a unique  way with a Street Fight between Sal Paradise and Jamie OD. Jamie OD wanted his comeback match to be for the #1 Contender spot for the Undisputed Global World Championship, but to get that he has to do what the Boss wants, and that means a Street Fight. Sal Paradise personally presented the idea to Trevor following the Sega incident, and he booked the match. We'll also see Undisputed Global World Champion Kinniku Mike personally oversee the match to determine his next opponent, as well as a one on one match between Tack Angel and Little Mac. Speaking of Tack Angel, he's been the talk of the wrestling world since striking Trevor at the end of Xcite. What will the fallout be from that assault? The main event of the evening will see Lady M's and Paula inserted into the Tag Team Championship match. If Lady M's gets the win then she gets a shot at Tracy and the Queen's Crown Championship, but if she doesn't then Ness and Troy will bring the Tag gold into the Earthbound Family. With a lot at stake this will be an Xperience you won't want to miss. Nyah.

EBW: Xperience
Summer Beach
The EBW Network

1. Street Fight: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD
2. Infinity Division 3-Way: Bolshoi vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Chad the Hipster
3. Infinity Division 6-Man: Generator/Randy no Kachi/Curry Man vs. Shadow/Avion/Metrion
4. Sparkle Division Singles: Nanimura vs. Janine
5. Undisputed Global World Championship #1 Contender: Maurice vs. Amigo Special Referee: Kinniku Mike
6. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Little Mac
7. 6-Person Tag/Tag Team Championship: Lady M's/Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Paula/Ness/Troy

Nerma: Finally, we come the announcement of the next Pay Per View which will be called Destiny. The location is being kept mum, but we can tell you that Kinniku Mike will be defending the gold, and Sal Paradise and Jamie OD will settle up on their feud in a #1 Contender match. We'll update with more as soon as we get it.

EBW: Destiny
TBA
Pay Per View

1. Undisputed Global World Championship #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD
2. Undisputed Global World Championship: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. TBA

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Nerma: Nerma again with breaking news. The following episode of Kinniku Mike's show has come under a lot of fire for insensitive and indecent remarks made by the Undisputed Global World Champion Kinniku Mike. The host continues to push the envelope and has received complaints from parent groups. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

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Kinniku Mike: And so I said, you should try anal.

Maurice: Dammit! We're on Mike!

Kinniku Mike: Welcome to another episode of Booty Call and surprisingly were not cancelled yet. I'm your host Kinniku "Thats not my underwear in Your Wifes/Girlfriend/Female Relative room" Mike along with my soon to be perverted partner in crime "Mr. Pumper" Maurice.

Maurice: Mr. Pumper?

Kinniku Mike: Speaking of questions, that was a great match we had the other nite, possibly my toughest opponent and im not saying that because of SURGE GENERATION but because of THIS! *points lip*

Maurice: Ok so I busted your lip? I dont get it...?

Kinniku Mike: I didnt get laid Maurice, when women saw me, they left the moment I couldnt kiss. That explains why on the third damn episode I dont have a random pair of womens underwear on me head.

Maurice: Oh dont worry Mike *puts a pair over his head* you may came out the champion last week, but overall Maurice was on top...and then the bottom, and sometimes other ways. Oh my god I'm turning into you the more I'm on this show!!!! Lets just move on...

Kinniku Mike: Alright, well first off other than the obvious I-

Maurice: Sorry to cut you off Mike, but there was one thing that disturbed me in that match. The outcome. After the match was over and we shook hands we were distracted by the altercation with Tack and Trev. Now we had ups and downs in the past but that....THAT was something unpredictable. I just figured it took off the awesomeness of our main. Despite the SG name were basically the labled new gen of EBW. It may be just me perhaps...

Kinniku Mike: Well that is a good point, we came out and gave a ppv quality show. Reguardless, fans know that we had a good match. But, moving on, I understand the current situation of EBW's title picture but there was something else that I wanted to get off my chest. All my life I wanted to wrestle for New Edo Pro Wrestling. Mind you I love EBW for making me what I am but I always felt like that would be another accomplishment wrestling a match for them. Because whether fans believe it or not I've added more glory to any EBW title than any comparison to any E.W.G.P. singles or tag titles. So, I am making an open challenge, to any male on the roster. I dont care if its Yugi Nigata from the Edo Justice Army, or even High Flying Playboy Horoshi Tanahashi, hell give me a double titles match with E.W.G.P. Heavyweight Champion Kazuchico Okida and let me do what I do best, merge two things together!

Maurice: I knew the seriousness would end somehow...

Kinniku Mike: I look at it as this, they let Bakayaro wrestle there, they let Amigo wrestle there. I want to be not only the best with call comers in the bedroom, but the best with all comers from other promotions. I dont give two big asses if its from New Edo, All Edo, Pro Wrestling EDO, hell even those jr heavyweights from EDO GATE Pro Wrestling, they cant hang with the Infinity Division. To showcase EBW being the best, I want to be the one of many to give that milestone to where future EBW Champions can go "I wanna be like Mike, A World Champion, a fighting champion, and one sexy beast with strong tits!"

Maurice: So much for motivational speeches...well, we do have our segment of the week where we find a random internet babe thats considerable to have a blind date with Amigo.

Kinniku Mike: Yes, as someone like Amigo needs to have a special someone as I'm tired of hearing more stories of sports and his wrestling background rather than talk about all the hot women that pass by us due to sitting and talking...

Maurice: Well this week we chose, internet model Julri Waters. Now unfortunately due to trying not to get fired were not posting any pics but Mike you know from experience about her...

Kinniku Mike: Yes, she helped me get over Sonoko Kato due to her equal ass and her big old 32G boobies! It makes you go crazier than Mike Ishijima hitting puberty last week! Anyways, I'm just being handed something over the desk by this fine ass lady. What's your name?

Amy Taylor: Amy....you know this Mike....I've been working here for a while now.

Kinniku Mike: Yeah yeah, but you haven't slept with me yet. I would know cause one you'd be walking funny, and two if the carpets match the drapes I'd be picking green hair out of my-

Amy Taylor: That's quite enough Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Alright then, let me see what this is....a cease and desist order from the....Right to Boredom Parent's Council?

Amy Taylor: Apparently they don't like you Mike. They don't like what you're saying to the children.

Maurice: Children who are watching a late night show not meant for them. Whose fault is it again?

Kinniku Mike: Ha! They can deal with it. Now only am I going to be the best EBW Champion, but I'm also going to be the most controversial. Amy, take your top off.

Amy Taylor: No....just no Mike. I'm dating Tack remember?

Kinniku Mike: So?

Amy Taylor: I'm off limits to you.

Kinniku Mike: Impossible. Take your top off.

Amy Taylor: Yeah, I'm going now.

Kinniku Mike: Damn, Maurice I think I almost got her to do it.

Maurice: No, I think you almost got her to sue you. You're pissing off a lot of people tonight.

Kinniku Mike: That's what I do bitches. Next week, we'll bring in the Boss Trevor Mach where he'll discuss how using the Kinniku Mike method of ass worship has fired up his marriage......oh and hopefully he doesn't cancel us, but if he does......always remember to pull out and keep the tits strong. Uuuuuuuu!

Maurice: *sigh* We're so cancelled.

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Earlier Today...



Nerma: Nerma here in Summers on a large cruise ship with The Boss Trevor Mach, Lady M's, Undisputed Global World Champion Kinniku Mike, Amigo, and Maurice. Quite the party today Mr. Mach. What's the occasion?

Trevor Mach: Please call me Trevor. Let's not do the formal stuff anymore. It's a new age in EBW. It's time to really be exciting and rebellious! It's time to push the envelope and create some controversy! Nerma, I know you know we're about to kick off an EBW world tour. What you MIGHT not know is that you are standing on my big announcement regarding the tour. That's right, I have acquired the services of the S.S. Anne thanks to our friends in Kanto Pokewrestling, and the whole EBW crew will be setting sail in this around the world ALL Summer long! We'll be having shows right here on the boat, and we'll be setting up shop at various locations around the world we've never been to! We're taking EBW WORLDWIDE! BOOSH! GAGOOSH!

Nerma: That's huge news! That doesn't seem to be the only story here though, I'm looking over at Mike and-

Trevor Mach: Yeah those are topless women. Mike insisted. No one's complaining.

Amy Taylor: I complained.

Trevor Mach: No one but Amy is complaining.

Nerma: Actually, I was talking about that brand new championship belt on the table over there. That doesn't look a thing like the modified title you presented to Mike.

Trevor Mach: Oh that! Well I was going to save that for later, but now is a good a time as any. I've obviously been doing a lot of thinking lately.

Lady M's: Which is almost never good.

Trevor Mach: Oh haha! Anyways, I was thinking that now EBW is a symbol of a new kind of professional wrestling, and we need a proper title to signify that. Which is why I presented this title to Mike, but more than that I have renamed it. We're going back to basics and calling it the EBW World Championship. It's the centerpiece of the company, it might as well be called an EBW title.

Lady M's: Alright, that's actually not a bad idea.

Trevor Mach: I know right? HA!

Kinniku Mike: Tali, Amy, and Nerma. Don't you know this is a topless cruise. The controversial World Champion demands you comply with the rules.

Nerma: Well....alright then.

Amy Taylor: Nerma don't do it! He's just....being Mike.

Lady M's: Mike, if you want to keep those eyes you'll pop them back into your sockets and put those shades back on now.

Kinniku Mike: Noted.

Trevor Mach: One more announcement by the way. Amigo and Maurice are living it up today because tonight they will fight to see who gets the shot at the EBW World Championship. The winner will also decide the stipulation for the match at Destiny. If Maurice wins it will be a KO Only match. If Amigo wins....Submission match.

Kinniku Mike: That's cool brah, stack the deck I don't care!

Trevor Mach: It was YOUR idea!

Kinniku Mike: I think I would remember something like that man.

Maurice: He's had one too many umbrella drinks Trevor.

Nerma: Well this all sounds quite exciting!

Trevor Mach: Damn right it does! The Boss wants EBW excitement and he's going to deliver! Come on Tali, let's enjoy some of this sun. I've got coconut oil with your name on it.

Lady M's: *sigh* I have a huge match to get ready for tonight.

Trevor Mach: All the more reason I should give you a deep tissue rubdown. And then we can-

Tack Angel: Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Tack! What's up buddy?

Tack Angel: I think we need to talk.

Trevor Mach: What is there to talk about?

Tack Angel: It's obvious isn't it? I knocked you out on Xcite.

Trevor Mach: Well....PUNCHED me maybe. You didn't knock me out cause you didn't kick me.

Tack Angel: All the same, I punched my boss, and I punched my friend. I apologize.

Trevor Mach: I wouldn't do that. I probably deserved it! HA!

Tack Angel: No, I was wrong and I'm sorry.

Trevor Mach: Don't say you're sorry. These things happen. Besides, I really am the asshole you think I am.

Tack Angel: You do some crazy things, and you used as part of your plan, but I wouldn't call you an asshole. We just have some differing ideals and methods on how to achieve them. I can't fault you for that.

Trevor Mach: I would. Tack....I should be the one who apologizes to you.

Tack Angel: Why is that?

Trevor Mach: For what is coming next. I'm going to put you in my shoes. I'm going to put you in a position where your actions will affect the lives of others for good and for bad so you can see just how tough this job can be. Next week, you're going to be in a Ladder match with Noah Jennings. The title won't be on the line, but the stable of Greed will be on the line. You win and you get to personally dismantle the stable. If Noah wins you get no more shots at the Eagleland Championship as long as he is champion.

Tack Angel: *sigh* I'm just here to wrestle, but Greed has been a thorn in my side for a long time. I'll do what I have to do if you're going to book it. I deserve more for punching you.

Trevor Mach: No, I still disagree Tacklebox. There is one more thing I have to tell you. It involves who I used to feed you the information that set you on the path to suspecting my plans. Remember at Victory Explosion? I got someone to do that for me, and she asked if I would be honest with you about it. No time like the present I guess. She's got glasses, green hair, and she's right beside you.

Tack Angel: Amy?!

Amy Taylor: Tack.....I'm sorry.

Trevor Mach: I'll leave you two to talk this out.....I've got a show to do.

Tack Angel: ......



EBW hit the sandy beaches of Summers to kick off a World Tour that would see EBW board the S.S. Anne for adventures and excitement! There was a big party atmosphere, with beach balls being thrown around and surfing right off the coast. EBW was in the thick of it all day, with the roster partying with the locals and aboard the S.S. Anne. EBW Network covered the fun all day, with Xperience serving as a climax to the kick off date of the World Tour. Before any action could begin in the ring the cameras had to mow through the fans to find Sal Paradise and Jamie OD duking it out on the streets of Summers. The FPS tag team served as security, stopping traffic to let them fight. The Street Fight had already begun.

-Jamie OD and Sal Paradise brawled in Street Fight that went all over the main street of Summers while the fans and cameras followed the action. They were dressed in street clothes, and used whatever they could against each other. Jamie OD was fired up, having his first match in over a month while Sal was injured from several recent wars for the title. Jamie tossed Sal into the Stoic Club, and the nihilists and hippies inside fled the building. Jamie tried to toss Sal into a table, but Sal reversed it and slammed Jamie straight through to regain control. The fight went back out into the street where Sal stopped by the Magic Cake stand and tossed one right into Jamie's face,  before whipping him into a car. He tried to go for the pin, but the ref was too slow getting to the scene to count the pin. Jamie fought back by using a tire iron to Sal's midsection before choking him with it. He took Sal to the ground and tried to hit the Penalty Kick, but Sal dodged it and Jamie hit the car. Sal tossed Jamie onto the car and the two duked it out. Sal tried to hit the Control Nekbreaker, but Jamie versed it and slammed Sal onto the roof of the car. He lifted Sal for a deadly old school move new to Jamie's moveset, the Piledriver. He drove Sal's head into the car and pinned him for the 1-2-3. Exciting brawl with Jamie getting the big comeback win, but a tough loss for the already injured Sal Paradise. Street Fight: Jamie OD beat Sal Paradise (22:20) via Piledriver on a Car -> Pin ***1/2 Stars

After the match Jamie circled around at all the fans booing and introduced them to the new Jamie OD. He cackled as he took more shots at Sal Paradise then forced his way out of the crowd. We cut back to the ring where Bolshoi, Mike Ishijima, and Chad the Hipster were already standing in wait for their turn to entertain and compete.

-Infinity Division 3-Way action saw Bolshoi regain big momentum after months of teetering, but winning the match and getting his name out there for title contention. Chad and Mike Ishijima tried working together, and even had Retro Hippie on the outside helping them, but Bolshoi stopping clowning around long enough to toss Ishijima over the top rope onto Hippie, and then floor Chad with the Bolshoi Bomb to get the pin. Good showing for Bolshoi.  Infinity Division 3-Way: Bolshoi beat Mike Ishijima and Chad the Hipster (6:54) via Bolshoi Bomb on Chad -> Pin ** Stars

-Infinity action continued in 6-man tag form, with Generator leading RnK and Curry Man against Shadow and SinDOS. This was Shadow's first time wrestling in a while, but he and his team were on fire with their vicious brawling style. Metrion nearly caused the team a DQ when he tried to claw and bite at Randy no Kachi to remove the mask, but Generator made the save and took Metrion to the outside. Curry Man dealt with Avion as well leading former mentor and student to battle it out. Randy was about to hit the No Kachi Cutter for the win, but Shadow nearly ripped off the mask and reversed it into a Shadow Driver before getting the pin. Shadow and SinDOS are slowing gaining power in the Infinity Division. Infinity Division 6-Man: Shadow/Avion/Metrion beat Generator/Randy no Kachi/Curry Man (8:18) via Shadow Driver on Randy no Kachi -> Pin ** Stars

We cut back to the Stoic Club which had no been taken over by party goers. Mia Lamina and Jet Set Future were on hand to kick off a party, as the Red Shirts hauled in a large television for the people to watch the rest of the show.

We cut to another area where Amy was trying to apologize to Tack.

Amy Taylor: Tack, I'm sorry. I don't ever want to be that kind of person in our relationship, but I also agree with Trevor's ideals and the steps that had to be taken.

Tack Angel: Well that's all well and good, but it feels like I've been stabbed in the back in the process....if Trevor were here he'd say Tackstabbed I know.....I know.

Amy Taylor: Tack, I had to do this for myself and my career.

Tack Angel: What about us?

Amy Taylor: Tack....I think the world of you. I....love you.....but you've been so distant and oblivious lately about everything. Where has your head been? What are you plans?

Tack Angel: I've just been getting by.

Amy Taylor: Getting by? Tack, getting by isn't always enough. You need to get back that fire and edge when you were the Champion. I was so proud of you. I was proud that you were the champion. World Champion, Eagleland Champion, or Tag Team Champion....whatever title you held I was proud because I knew you were going somewhere. I want us to be together because you deserve to be happy, but you need to wake up and realize it too.

Tack Angel: How am I supposed to do any of that? I mean....I don't even have a cent to my name and-

Amy Taylor: PAY WINDOW TACK!

Tack Angel: Pardon?

Amy Taylor: Before we leave on this ship go find the DAMN PAY WINDOW!

Tack Angel: Pay window?

-Sparkle Division singles action saw Janine step in for a singles debut against Nanimura. Janine had the size and strength advantage, being the tallest woman in the division, but Nanimura had the skills and experience to bring her to the mat and grapple her into near submission. Late int he match Tracy, Erica, and Paula rushed the ring and attacked Nanimura. Janine backed out of the ring as the Earthbound Family put the hurting on Nanimura. Heather Mach and M's came out to make the save, but the Earthbound Family scrambled after disrupting the match. Sparkle Division Singles: Nanimura beat Janine (4:50) via DQ

-Amigo and Maurice clashed in a fantastic #1 Contender singles match. EBW World Champion Kinniku Mike served as the referee for this match, but spent most of the time hitting on the female referee. Amigo tried to keep the match on the ground, but Maurice wouldn't fall for his tactics and kept it standing, where the striker had control. Maurice was looking for another shot against Mike, and nearly got it with a KO Punch and a pin attempt, but Mike noticed Amigo had barely gotten his hand to the rope. Amigo had Maurice on the ground and forced him into an Ankle Lock that Maurice was barely able to escape from. Amigo followed it up with a Rolling Olympic Hell that Maurice had no choice but to tap out to. Amigo earned his shot, and at Destiny, he will face Kinniku Mike in a Submission match for the EBW World Championship. Undisputed Global World Championship #1 Contender: Amigo beat Maurice Special Referee: Kinniku Mike (12:59) via Rolling Olympic Hell -> Submission **** Stars

We cut to another part of the beach where Hippie and Generation Gimmie where protesting the fun. Shark #1 and Shark #2 were swimming beside them and scared them off thinking that the fins were from real sharks.

-A big semi main event saw Little Mac and Tack Angel lock up in a rematch on the same beach as the Victory Explosion IV showdown. Greed of course tried to get involved, but PuToTyra Tack had none of it and high kicked Hashim Al-Singh off the side of the ring right onto his rival Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings. Little Mac tried every trick in the book to avoid a full on fight with Tack, but tried to clock Tack out with a KO Punch. Tack ate the punch but stayed on his feet and angrily pushed Mac into the corner, taking him to the top rope for the Power To Tearer Top Rope Angel Driver and the pin. Tack Angel scored a dominant win here on his way to a career deciding match next week against Noah Jennings Singles: Tack Angel beat Little Mac (6:50) via Power To Tearer -> Pin ** Stars

After the match Tack Angel was heading to the back when The Boss Trevor Mach appeared in front of him.

Trevor Mach: Tack...hold on a minute. First, I want to congratulate you on the win there. It's good to know that you're on fire for the Xcite match. Tack, I know you're upset about the Amy thing, but it was my fault and I put her up to it. I put a lot of people up to a lot of things. It's part of my job and whether you condemn or condone it doesn't matter. It's something I feel I had to do. Don't take it out on Amy....take it out on me. Next week, I'll give you a chance to get some payback. I'm going to have five of EBW's top guys and gals decide if I should be punished for my actions at the WGC. I fought the law and I won, but I'll let EBW make the final decision. You can have me suspended and make me pay for doing what I feel I had to do. I'll let you ONCE AGAIN decide the life and career of of someone else. Walk a mile in my shoes Tackwell.

-The main event saw Lady M's team with Tag Team Champions Anwin and Camilo Ortega to take on Paula, Ness, and Troy of the newly formed Earthbound Family. Queen's Crown Champion Tracy lurked around the ring looking to help her family gain more gold and distracting Lady M's. A future title shot for M's was also on the line, so she couldn't hold focus on Tracy for long. This was a long and grueling battle, with Troy doing most of the heavy lifting for his team. Anwin and Camilo had learned to come together in the ring and were able to make quick tags to wear the Alpha Beta out, but the EBW OG and his wife prevented any pin attempts. Late in the match M's stopped chasing Tracy and finally tagged herself in to face off with Paula, but Paula quickly tagged out to Troy. M's shrugged and locked up with Troy who was also happy to continue. In a funny moment Troy actually found himself losing out in a test of strength, and he quickly elbowed M's in the head, in which she responded in kind and they traded bloody elbows until Paula tagged herself back in. She tried to hit the PSI Rockin', but M's countered it into a Sexy Strong Stunner and nearly got the pin, but Troy rushed in and plowed M's in the face with a punt kick. Anwin tagged himself in and the tag champs were back to work while Tracy tried to choke M's when the ref wasn't looking. Anwin tried tried to tag in Camilo, but Ness grabbed Camilo's feet on the outside and forced him off the side of the ring. Troy clobbered Anwin with a Punt Kick and pinned him for the win. Earthbound Family had won the match, and Ness finally had gold back around his waist along with Troy. Anwin and Camilo had a good run with the belts, but the Family now had the Tag Team Championships, and M's once again found herself screwed over by Tracy and Paula. 6-Person Tag/Tag Team Championship: Paula/Ness/Troy beat Lady M's/Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) (15:50) via Troy Punt Kick on Anwin -> Pin -> NEW EBW Tag Team Champions! ***1/2 Stars

EBW: Xperience
Summer Beach
The EBW Network

1. Street Fight: Jamie OD beat Sal Paradise (22:20) via Piledriver on a Car -> Pin
2. Infinity Division 3-Way: Bolshoi beat Mike Ishijima and Chad the Hipster (6:54) via Bolshoi Bomb on Chad -> Pin
3. Infinity Division 6-Man: Shadow/Avion/Metrion beat Generator/Randy no Kachi/Curry Man (8:18) via Shadow Driver on Randy no Kachi -> Pin
4. Sparkle Division Singles: Nanimura beat Janine (4:50) via DQ
5. Undisputed Global World Championship #1 Contender: Amigo beat Maurice Special Referee: Kinniku Mike (12:59) via Rolling Olympic Hell -> Submission
6. Singles: Tack Angel beat Little Mac (6:50) via Power To Tearer -> Pin
7. 6-Person Tag/Tag Team Championship: Paula/Ness/Troy beat Lady M's/Anwin(c)/Camilo Ortega(c) (15:50) via Troy Punt Kick on Anwin -> Pin -> NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!

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Announcer: EBW's big Destiny card has been finalized in a big way, with several new matches added that are sure to please. The big news is the declaration that newly suspended Boss Trevor Mach is going to re-enter the ring for a one-on-one encounter with Tack Angel. These two have only have battled a few times in the past, and it should be as big a battle as any of their previous matches. In other news, Frog from CTW has been added to a match that originally featured rookie Cherub Kid against Kid Icarus from MKPW. This will be Cherub Kid's biggest match to date. The Eagleland Championship will also be on the line, and the ladies of Sparkle will crown Twin Star Champions. The big main event is still of course a Submission Match between Kinniku Mike and Amigo. Mike survived a test against Maurice, but can he stop Amigo as well?



EBW: Destiny
Bowser Keep
Pay Per View

1. EBW x MKPW Infinity 8-Man: Randy no Kachi/Hotlanta/Generator/Diddy Kong[MKPW] vs. Shadow/Avion/Metrion/Shy Guy[MKPW]
2. EBW x MKPWx CTW 3-Way: Cherub Kid vs. Kid Icarus[MKPW] vs. Frog[CTW]
3. EBW x MKPW Non-Title Champion vs. Champion: Firebrand X(c) vs. Kirby[MKPW](c)
4. EBW x MKPW Singles: Swift vs. King Bowser[MKPW]
5. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings vs. TBD
6. EBW Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. Anwin/Camilo Ortega
7. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD
8. Sparkle Twin Star Championship: TBD/TBD vs. TBD/TBD
9. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach
10. EBW World Championship Submission: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo

Announcer: Before EBW leaves the shores of Guardia, one last show will take place in Porre. An EBW Live event that will see the Eagleland Championship #1 Contender decided. Cherub Kid will also get the big match promised to him on Xcite against the froggy knight Frog. The main event will see champion and challenger team up to battle new EBW Tag Team Champions Ness and Troy. If you're in the neighborhood check it out!

EBW: LIVE!
Porre

1. Infinity Division 3-Way: Hotlanta vs. Shadow vs. Curry Man
2. Tag Team: Grind/Switchback vs. FPS #1/FPS #2
3. Singles: Cherub Kid vs. Frog[CTW]
4. Sparkle Division Singles: Erica vs. Val
5. Eagleland Championship #1 Contender 4-Way: Hashim Al-Singh vs. Maurice vs. Ra vs. Tack Angel
6. Infinity Division Tag: Anwin/Camilo Ortega vs. Avion/Metrion
7. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Ness/Troy

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Announcer: EBW was LIVE! in Porre for a big show with surprising results. The show opened with a hot 3 way with a weird finished. Shadow actually assisted Hotlanta in finishing off Curry Man. He even applauded and raised his hand before leaving the ring in a strange turn of events. Jet Set Future continue to impress, and beat the FPS in solid tag action. The Lucha Blades style of Switchback lead to a SSP on FPS #2 for the pin. Cherub Kid got a big rub tonight by facing off with CTW's Frog in a short match. Frog dominated, but it was a good learning experience for Tack Angel's protege. A Frog Splash ended the match. Val and Erica tried to settle a score in singles action, but The Earthbound Family got involved and assaulted Val until Heather, Nanimura, and Lady M's made the save. Maurice got himself right back into a title picture by winnings #1 Contender 4-Way for the Eagleland Championship. Tack looked to be close to victory, but Maurice clocked Ra with the KO and pinned him before Tack could capitalize on his TaToBa on Hashim. Noah Jennings attacked after the match, but Tack helped fight him off and shook Maurice's hand. Anwin and Camilo solidified their growth as wrestlers and a team against SinDOS. They dominated Shadow's troops until Metrion tried to rip off Anwin's mask and bite into his forehead, causing a DQ. Camilo surprisingly came to his partner's aid and made the save. The main event saw the EBW World Champion and his Destiny opponent team up against the Tag Team Champions Ness and Troy. Kinniku Mike was quick to showboat, and that got on the nerves of Amigo to the point that he left the ring, and opened Mike up to a Thunder Brainbuster and a pin from Ness. Ness pinned the World Champion, and it appeared that Amigo had had enough of his friend's showboating as champ.

EBW: LIVE!
Porre

1. Infinity Division 3-Way: Hotlanta beat Shadow and Curry Man (6:50) via 2 Hot 2 Pumphandle Slam on Curry -> Pin
2. Tag Team: Grind/Switchback beat FPS #1/FPS #2 (8:15) via Switchback SSP on FPS #2 -> Pin
3. Singles: Frog[CTW] beat Cherub Kid (4:09) via Frog Splash -> Pin
4. Sparkle Division Singles: Val beat Erica (5:50) via DQ
5. Eagleland Championship #1 Contender 4-Way: Maurice beat Hashim Al-Singh, Ra, and Tack Angel (13:09) via KO Punch on Ra -> Pin
6. Infinity Division Tag: Anwin/Camilo Ortega beat Avion/Metrion (6:59) via DQ
7. Non-Title Tag:  Ness/Troy beat Kinniku Mike/Amigo (12:01) via Ness Thunder Brainbuster on Mike -> Pin



Nerma: Nerma here with an XP update! EBW will be allowing the fans to enter the S.S. Anne for a very special Xperience! The ladies of Sparkle will kick off the night with a 6-Woman war, but then they will pull double duty in the Twin Star Tournament. Will Lady M's find a suitable partner or will she go it alone? We will be hearing from Sal Paradise and Jamie OD concerning their match at Destiny, and we may also get a word from the now suspended Boss Trevor Mach, as he prepares to re-enter the ring to take on Tack Angel at Destiny. Why did he book the match? What are his motives? The main event will see EBW World Champion Kinniku Mike and Tack Angel team up to battle The Earthbound Family. All of this and more on what promises to be an explosive night of fights.

EBW: Xperience
S.S. Anne
The EBW Network

1. Sparkle Division 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Val/Heather Mach vs. Tracy/Paula/Erica
2. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Hotlanta/Randy no Kachi/Generator vs. Shadow/Avion/Metrion
3. Twin Star Tournament: Paula/Erica vs. Kumatora/Janine
4. Twin Star Tournament: Heather Mach/Nanimura vs. Lady M's/?
5. Singles: Maurice vs. Ra
6. Singles: Amigo vs. Hashim Al-Singh
7. Non-Title Tag: Kinniku Mike/Tack Angel vs. Ness/Troy

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Hater: Nyah! Hater here with some big EBW news aboard the SS Anne. Things are getting chaotic in EBW with the whole roster on a cruise ship and the Boss currently on suspension as an authority figure and apparently back as a wrestler! Through all of this, Acting President Ryan IQ and his board are hoping to regain stability. Nerma had a chance to speak with Ry Ry at the unveiling of the EBW Set on board the SS Anne.



Nerma: Nerma here with the Acting President of EBW Ryan IQ.

Ryan IQ: First off, I want to assure everyone that EBW is under control. As the Acting President and Actual Vice President of EBW, I want to promise you that we will keep up the same excitement and intensity that Trevor Mach expects from EBW. Some small changes are being in his stead to keep a hold on things, but nothing will contradict his vision for EBW's future.

Nerma: That's all good and all, but I was going to ask you questions about the set.

Ryan IQ: Oh....well then.....proceed.

Nerma: Well I-

Jamie OD: Hold it right there.

Nerma: Uh oh.

Ryan IQ: Jamie, what appears to be the problem?

Jamie OD: I need to have a word with Trevor Mach. You bring him out here right now!

Ryan IQ: Well Jamie, as the Acting President and Actual Vice President of EBW I can-

Jamie OD: Oi! Are you dense?! I said bring me Trevor Mach. This is between him and me! He's going to answer me straight up why he didn't fire me when he had the chance!

Ryan IQ: I can't answer that, but he decided to keep you around, so I suggest you continue to do your job if you want to be in that #1 Contender match.

Jamie OD: This isn't about the #1 Contender spot! It's about proving that I'm better than Sal Paradise! You saw what I did to him in that Street Fight! Imagine what I'll do when Destiny rolls around and he's still not 100%! I've been kept off TV for a reason! You would like to tell me it's to build the pay per view, but you're keeping me off television because Sal is more hurt than anyone is willing to let on and you're hiding it!

Ryan IQ: Well I-

Jamie OD: ADMIT IT!

Ryan IQ: I don't have to admit anything to you Jamie I-

Jamie OD: I'll beat the answers out of you moneybags! Maybe I'll make an example out of the pretty green haired bitch while I'm at it and-

Moz: Security!

Jamie OD: Shut your mouth Moz before I-

Ryan IQ: No he's right. RED SHIRTS!

Jamie OD: FUCK YOU!

*Static*

Hater: Nyah. As you can see Jamie OD is back up to his old habits. I've been told he did a lot of damage to the set that has to be repaired as quickly as possible. So anyways, Ryan IQ promised some small changes to bring stability back to EBW. One of those changes regards the over grown EBW Roster. With so many new wrestlers joining it up, it was high time to shuffle the deck as it were. That's why Ryan IQ has thrown a bone to The Wrestling as it were by sending them new roster members.



Hater: Fourside Police Squad, Dynamic Dougie, Ra, and Mike Ishijima are being moved to The Wrestling for the time being to strengthen the Alpha Project. Dougie was recently fired by Trevor Mach, but Ryan IQ rehired him for a 1/5th of his original pay. w00t is thrilled to have the new additions, and Swift really didn't care. Everyone seemed to be happy to be there expect for Mike Ishijima, who is falling fast after the end of Greed. It's rumored that Swift might rejoin the main roster after Destiny, so this is a needed boost for The Wrestling. Other changes include some of the EBW Network's programming. EBW has received several complaints about the Controversial Champion Kinniku Mike's show. Ryan IQ has created a new role in EBW to try and calm the outrage...



Kinniku Mike: Hail to the King baby. Alright, who wants an ass massage?

Nerdler: Oh my!

Kinniku Mike: Nerdler! What's up Ref?

Nerdler: Oh hi Mike....I need to talk to you about something.

Kinniku Mike: Alrighty. Grab a cheek and let's talk.

Nerdler: Pardon?

Kinniku Mike: The EBW World Champion has a duty to apply sun tan lotion to these lovely ladies.

Nerdler: Mike, I can't do that, and you really shouldn't be either.

Kinniku Mike: What do you mean?

Nerdler: Mike, I've been given a new role by Ryan IQ. I'm not a referee anymore. I'm here to let you know that I'm officially the "watchdog" for shows like the Kinniku Mike show to make sure that certain things are.....kept under control.

Kinniku Mike: Oh, you're a censor eh?

Nerdler: Well I wouldn't put it that way.

Kinniku Mike: I would. Trev won't cancel me, so I guess I gotta accept that he would have to hire a censor to keep us from getting sued.

Nerdler: This was a call by Ryan IQ like I said.

Kinniku Mike: Oh well shit that's TOO censored!

Nerdler: Watch language please! We're being filmed!

Kinniku Mike: No one gives a shit Nerdler. They're used to this sort of thing from us now. That's why we have a network!

Nerdler: Still! You're going a bit too far with the language and the topless women!

Kinniku Mike: HEY! These are NOT topless women! They are bottom less women! That's MUCH better!

Nerdler: No, it's much worse actually.

Kinniku Mike: Are you judging them because the curtains don't match the drapes because I-

Nerdler: No no! Mike, I want to see you succeed as a champion and score ratings as a show host. That's why we need to work together to clean things up a bit. What do you say.....partner?

Kinniku Mike: I would say.....go fuck yourself!

Nerdler: *GASP!*

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Earlier Today...



Nerma: Nerma here with the suspended Boss Trevor Mach and....Trevor....what are you doing?

Trevor Mach: Oh hai Nerma! I'm just throwing away this old thing.

Nerma: But sir I-

Trevor Mach: I know I know! Littering is bad......but see I don't care.

Nerma: No, I meant that is your prized mask! That is the symbol of your chaotic career in EBW!

Trevor Mach: Oh is that what it is? I thought it was a Halloween mask that I found and- I KNOW WHAT IT IS!

Nerma: Why are you throwing it away?

Jamie OD: Oi! I'd like to know the same fucking thing!

Trevor Mach: Jamie! What's up man?

Jamie OD: Don't do that Mach. What's your game this time?

Trevor Mach: No game....I just don't need this anymore. Do you want it?

Jamie OD: ......

Trevor Mach: Well? You stole it from me so many times I figured it was important to you.

Jamie OD: No....it never was. Pissing you off, taking you out, and becoming the next chaos in EBW was my goal. I thought that meant I wanted to be the next Trevor Mach, but that's not the case.

Trevor Mach: HA! Now you got it Jamie! That's why I didn't fire you. You're a frustrated ball of rage right now, and at the time you didn't know where to vent that rage. You've got it figured out now, and when I come back as the Boss I'm gonna let you run wild.

Jamie OD: Why would you do that?

Trevor Mach: I already told you. I want to see what you're going to do next.

Jamie OD: What about you? What the hell are you doing?

Trevor Mach: .....I don't know yet.....but I'm working on it. GAGOOSH!



EBW held its first show on board the SS Anne for a wild Xperience. It was a party atmosphere, as the SS Anne pulled up on shore and let in party goers from a nearby beach. A large beach ball was being tossed around the SS Anne set, and even some of the fans were taking part in a swim as the big show got underway with a surprise. Sal Paradise made his way to the ring with a fresh tan and a lady around his arm. The 2-Time EBW Champion was all smiles as he walked down to the ring and played up to the crowd. They were soon joined by Boombox Guy, who kicked up the jams and got the entire audience dancing. Hater rushed out to interview Sal.

Hater: Nyah! It's Summer and EBW is partying hard on board the SS Anne for a hot and exciting Xperience! We're joined by former EBW Champion Sal Paradise, who looks to have recovered well from his recent Street Fight with Jamie OD.

Sal Paradise: I feel like a million bucks Hater! I decided to take it easy and rest up for a little bit, but my batteries are charged and I'm ready to make another run at the EBW World Championship!

Hater: That's great to hear. Now Jamie OD was also scheduled to show up here today for a face to face interview, but it looks like he decided to decline.

Sal Paradise: That's cool with me. Whatever Jamie OD is doing these days I want no part of it, unless it involves wrestling in this ring. That's what Destiny is all about though. Getting my payback on Jamie OD for costing me the title, costing me a title shot, and injuring me in that Street Fight. The problem is he didn't finish me off, cause the People's Choice is back and feeling better than ever. All I needed was a short rest.

Hater: Are you sure you're back to 100%?

Sal Paradise: Damn right I am! Just ask this little lady here about my performance!

Retro Hippie: I OBJECT!

Suddenly, Generation Gimmie came out begging for a change to a chorus of boos.



Retro Hippie: I object to Sal Paradise getting this screen time, when Generation Gimmie could be using it to protest some war, or stop rich people from making money so I can have it!

Sal Paradise: How about wrestling?

Retro Hippie: Eh?

Sal Paradise: We could all be wrestling instead. That's what this show is about and that's what these people want is it not? So how about it. You send your guys up here to take me on! I'm sure a couple of bros in the back would be happy to help me out.

At that moment that theme for Jet Set Future kicked in, as Grind, Switchback, and Mia Lamina rushed in from different directions to join Sal in the ring.

Sal Paradise: See! So how bout it?

Retro Hippie: YOU'RE ON!

-Sal Paradise returned from injury to team with Jet Set Future against Rex Ratz, Keith Karnage, and Chad the Hipster for 6-Man tag action. A hot match that showed that Sal was back in top form. He dominated the green rookie Chad, while Jet Set Future used their Lucha Blades style to out maneuver Karnange and Ratz. A tight Paradise Lock sealed the deal, as Chad the Hipster quickly tapped out, giving Sal a need win. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Grind/Switchback beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage/Chad the Hipster (6:22) via Paradise Lock on Chad -> Submission *** Stars

-The ladies of Sparkle would clash later in a battle to determine the contenders for the Twin Star titles, but this match was all about grudges and dealing out damage. Lady M's lead Val and Heather Mach against Queen's Crown Champion Tracy and the rest of Earthbound Family. M's and Val did most of the heavy lifting, and actually melded well as a team, while Heather Mach did her best to keep Tess away from the ring. A solid match, with Val getting a measure of revenge on Erica by blasting her with the Implant Buster and pinning her for the win. Might Lady M's and Val team up later in the Twin Star Tournament? Sparkle Division 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Val/Heather Mach beat Tracy/Paula/Erica (8:04) via Val Implant Buster on Erica -> Pin *** Stars

-Infinity 6-Man action saw a controversial finish, as Shadow, Avion, and Metrion were able to get a victory against Hotlanta, RnK, and Generator with help from Hotlanta? Yes, the veteran of the Infinity Division abandoned his team late in the match, leaving SinDOS to assault a puzzled Generator, while Shadow finished off Randy no Kachi with a Shadow Driver. What is going on with Hotlanta? Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Shadow/Avion/Metrion beat Hotlanta/Randy no Kachi/Generator (6:40) via Shadow Driver on Randy no Kachi -> Pin ** Stars

We went to the back, where Nerma tried to get a word from Amigo as he passed by. She tried to ask him about his recent actions and animosity towards EBW World Champion Kinniku Mike. He made no comment and simply walked off. She tried to get a word from the Champion as well, but she took one peak into his locker room and quickly ran away screaming.

-The Earthbound Family ensured a place in the decision match for the Twin Star titles by making quick work of Janine and Kumatora in tag action. Paula and Erica controlled the match against the green Janine, and prissy Princess Kumatora, and Paula exploited Kumatora's squeamishness to lock her in a new finisher called the Rockin' Femme before getting the pin. Twin Star Tournament: Paula/Erica beat Kumatora/Janine (3:55) via Paula Rockin' Femme on Kumatora -> Pin ** Stars

Backstage it appeared that Val was heading to the ring for the next match, but someone suddenly blindsided her, and kept her from getting to the ring.

-Lady M's had to go it alone in the next match, as she took on friends Nanimura and Heather Mach in a bid to go for the Title Star Titles. This was an uphill climb for M's, as Nanimura did her best to keep her off her feet with her submissive MU style. Heather and M's toyed with each other at first, but Heather laid on on slap too many, and M's started pelting her with the good hurt, aka lots and lots of elbows to the side of the head. Late in the match chaos erupted outside of the ring. Lady M's old........friend Sarah suddenly reappeared and tossed Val into the water. The distraction almost lead to M's eating a Macha Ye to the back of the head, but M's blocked it and dropped Heather with a Sexy Strong Stunner and the pin. Big win for M's, but can she survive the Earthbound Family alone? Why has Sarah come back all of the sudden? Twin Star Tournament:  Lady M's beat Heather Mach/Nanimura (6:11) via M's Sexy Strong Stunner on Heather Mach -> Pin *** Stars

Nerma was backstage again trying to get a word with Tack Angel, but he was walking the deck with Amy Taylor before his match, and said that questions and answers could wait. No luck for Nerma in getting any kind of scoop tonight, but Kinniku Mike did finally come out of his dressing room to try and get her to take her top off.

-Eagleland Championship #1 Contender Maurice showed a watching Noah Jennings why he should be concerned in singles action against Ra. He made quick work of the former Greed member and knocked him out easily with the KO Punch before getting the pin. Noah tried jumping into the ring, but Little Mac stopped him and talked him into quietly leaving ring side. Dominant win for Maurice. Singles: Maurice beat Ra (2:02) via KO Punch -> Pin ** Stars

-Speaking of #1 Contender's, Amigo also made a dominant statement against Hashim Al-Singh in singles action. He took the big man to the ground and controlled him for most of the match, until he finally tapped him out with an Ankle Lock. SURGE Generation as a whole is looking strong while the former members of Greed have fallen on hard times. Singles: Amigo beat Hashim Al-Singh (5:56) via Ankle Lock -> Submission ** Stars

-The main event saw EBW World Champion Kinniku Mike and Tack Angel take on Tag Team Champions Ness and Troy of the Earthbound Family. It was packed around ringside, as Maurice and Mike's new "censor" Nerdler stood by in Champion's corner, while Tess came out with Ness and Troy. Little Mac and Noah Jennings even came out to watch the match for some reason. Perhaps to keep an eye on Maurice, or something more? This was a hot and even match between two tough teams. Tack was in top form and nearly got a pin on the Alpha Beta Troy following an Angel Driver, but Ness too has returned to top form and broke the pin and landed a Thunder Brainbuster on Tack Angel. Kinniku Mike was doing his part as well, but the champion was also having fun and playing up to the crowd. He tried to get the ladies in the crowd to take off their tops, with Nerdler begging them not to in a funny scene. It did look like Mike was going to get the win as he set up Ness for the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb while Tack landed a TaToBa on Troy, but suddenly Amigo appeared and the distraction allowed Ness to reverse into a PSI Rockin' before getting his second pin of the EBW World Champion. Non-Title Tag: Ness/Troy beat Kinniku Mike/Tack Angel (10:02) via Ness PSI Rockin' on Kinniku Mike -> Pin **** Stars

After the match Kinniku Mike grabbed a mic.

Kinniku Mike: What the hell Amigo? You got a problem?

Amigo: Yeah Mike, I've got a big problem. You're my problem. You're the EBW World Champion, and yet look what you're doing. You're not taking anything seriously are you?

Kinniku Mike: Of course I am. I take this title very seriously. It's just that-

Amigo: You feel you need to be the "controversial champion" first and not the "fighting champion" that you should be?

Kinniku Mike: NO! I-

Amigo: SURGE Generation was brought together because we believed we were the best wrestlers in EBW. BEST WRESTLERS Mike. I know I don't a lot charisma, and I don't get laid before and after each show like you might, but I pour my heart and soul into that ring. I give them my blood, my sweat, ......MY FUCKING TEARS! You know how important this all is to me, and yet you treat it like a joke?! Damn you Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Don't judge me Amigo. I'm not a stick in the mud like you are. I live my life the way I want to, and I'll be the kind of champion I WANT TO BE! I'll fight in this ring, and I'll make the ladies swoon and cry in every town and every port! I'm the real deal. That's how I got to this point.

Amigo: No Mike. You got to this point because I overestimated you. I didn't take you for a joke.....not really. Don't like what I'm telling you? Prove me wrong! We have a damn title match at Destiny. It's a Submission Match! That match is my bread and butter Mike! You really think you can jerk me around in a match like that?! Snap, Nap, or Tap Mike! Snap or Tap! This is the most important match in my career so far. You'll need to kill me to stop me. I REFUSE TO TAP!

Kinniku Mike: .......

Suddenly, Trevor Mach appeared in the entrance way....

Trevor Mach: BOOSH GAGOOSH! Hell, this has been a great show hasn't it?! I've been loving every second of it. I saw Sal Paradise come back and kick ass. I saw my Honey Bunny beat the hell out of everyone! I saw Amigo and Mike combust, giving this main event match at Destiny a much needed boost! I'll excited for Destiny now! I even get to get involved when I face Tack Angel! Heya Tack! I guess a lot of people are wondering what is up with that match right? Well, I just think it's going to be a lot of fun, but if you want a deeper meaning let's just say that Tack has unwittingly been apart of an ideological cat and mouse game. How is that for deeper meaning?

Tack Angel: Trevor, what the hell are you talking about? What is this really about? Chaos? Shenanigans? Cause I do LOVE Shenanigans, and I have no problem facing you at Destiny, but you're not being clear on your motives.

Trevor Mach: Alright then, it's because of those two nights you really kicked my ass when we were playing Team Fortress 2!

Tack Angel: WHAT?! Are you serious?!

Trevor Mach: No! I'm not! HAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: It's about accepting your Destiny versus making your own Destiny. How does that sound? Get the context? Name of the pay per view and what not? You used to make life take the lemons back, and you were a champion! You were the man! You were awesome! I had fun watching that Tack Angel kick ass for justice! I want to light that fire again, while I reignite my own chaotic side. Cause EBW needs that chaos if we're going to have some real fun! I LIKE FUN! I LOVE FUN! EBW LOVES FUN RIGHT?! Listen, I know I'm not in charge for a little bit thanks to Tack, and that's perfect because I have a proposition. I can't book a match, but I can make a challenge. I suggest we blow the roof off at Xcite with a first time ever 6-Man Tag! Amigo, Tack Angel, and Sal Paradise versus Kinniku Mike, Jamie OD, and .....Trevor Mach! Like I said, it's just a challenge, but listen to the people you know they want it. The question is.....do all of you want it?



EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Grind/Switchback beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage/Chad the Hipster (6:22) via Paradise Lock on Chad -> Submission
2. Sparkle Division 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Val/Heather Mach beat Tracy/Paula/Erica (8:04) via Val Implant Buster on Erica -> Pin
3. Infinity Division 6-Man Tag: Shadow/Avion/Metrion beat Hotlanta/Randy no Kachi/Generator (6:40) via Shadow Driver on Randy no Kachi -> Pin
4. Twin Star Tournament: Paula/Erica beat Kumatora/Janine (3:55) via Paula Rockin' Femme on Kumatora -> Pin
5. Twin Star Tournament:  Lady M's beat Heather Mach/Nanimura (6:11) via M's Sexy Strong Stunner on Heather Mach -> Pin
6. Singles: Maurice beat Ra (2:02) via KO Punch -> Pin
7. Singles: Amigo beat Hashim Al-Singh (5:56) via Ankle Lock -> Submission
8. Non-Title Tag: Ness/Troy beat Kinniku Mike/Tack Angel (10:02) via Ness PSI Rockin' on Kinniku Mike -> Pin

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Nerma: Big news for the Sparkle Division today, as Moz and Amy Taylor presented the first hire in a plan to expand and grow the division. She goes by the name of Manic, and from the looks of things she won't be a woman to trifle with in the Sparkle Division.



Moz: Manic, it's great to have you as part of the team and further more I-

Manic: Hmph!

Moz: Eh? I'm sorry what's wrong?

Manic: Hmmmm.....

Swift: *sniff sniff* I smell fresh meat.

Moz: Oh no here comes Swift. Swift, she JUST got on the boat so could you kindly-

Swift: Shut your damn mouth Moz. This is a rookie who's about to be put in her place.

Manic: .....

Swift: That's right chick. Swift is the man around here and I'm going to-

Swift attempts to rub his forehead on Manic, but Manic pushes him into a wall and rubs her forehead on him.

Amy Taylor: This could be a problem Moz.

Moz: I'll be calling the Red Shirts now and-

Swift: Don't you dare! I know just how to handle this rookie arrogance! It's time for Rookie Court Bitches!



Announcer: Welcome to another episode of Rookie Court, where the rookies of EBW get put in their place by......HOLY SHIT!

*SMASH!*



Swift: GAH! >:C

Manic: >:C

Swift: >:C

Manic: >:C

Swift: >:C

Manic: >:C

Swift: >:C

Manic: >:C

*SPLASH!*

Ryan IQ: Dammit Swift, you put a hole in the ship! You have any idea how much it's going to cost to fix that?

Swift: Grrrrrr..... >:C

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Nerma: More EBW updates aboard the SS Anne, with things getting very interesting in the build up to EBW: Destiny. Acting Boss Ryan IQ presented the Rookie Kind Firebrand X with brand new titles today as part of a push to make updated and more uniformed title belts. Firebrand X is currently the Infinity Division Champion and the Maelstrom Openweight Champion, so he was presented with two new belts.



Nerma: During the ceremony, Shadow and SinDOS appeared and suddenly attacked the 2-Crown Champion. Division legend Hotlanta appeared as well, but only looked on as Shadow and SinDOS attacked until Randy no Kachi and Bolshoi would finally appear to make the save. Hotlanta recently abandoned his long time friend Generator during a match with Shadow's troops, and now he has stood by and the Rookie King take a beating. What is going through the mind of Hotlanta?

Hater: Nyah! Xcite is sure to be a huge show, and you won't want to miss this lineup! The SS Anne has entered the waters of the Mushroom Kingdom, where the big Destiny Pay Per View will take place. However, Princess Peach will be hosting this special Xcite from her castle before the trek to Bowser's Keep. A big show with the debut of Manic, the return of Mario and Luigi to EBW to take on Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings and half of the Tag Team Champions Ness, and finally a huge 6-man tag main event. The Boss Trevor Mach returns to action on Xcite for the first time in well over a year. Do NOT miss this Xcite! NYAH!

EBW: Xcite
Mushroom Kingdom Castle
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Singles: Shadow vs. Bolshoi
2. Infinity Division Tag Team: Grind/Switchback vs. Avion/Metrion
3. Sparkle Division Singles: Manic(debut) vs. Janine
4. Sparkle Division 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Heather Mach/Nanimura vs. Tracy/Paula/Erica
5. EBW x MKPW Non-Title Singles: Noah Jennings vs. Luigi[MKPW]
6. EBW x MKPW Singles: Ness vs. Mario[MKPW]
7. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Jamie OD/Trevor Mach vs. Amigo/Sal Paradise/Tack Angel

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EBW has invaded the Mushroom Kingdom once again, for a line up of shows that will all culminate in the Destiny Pay Per View at Bowser's Keep. Tonight's show however would take place in the heart of the Mushroom Kingdom, at Princess Peach's Castle. The Mushroom People packed the courtyard for what was promising to be a huge show with both a debut and a return. Manic would add brutal excitement to the Sparkle Division, while the Boss Trevor Mach is spending his suspension in an Xcite ring for the first time in over a year.

-Show opener saw Shadow and Bolshoi lock up in Infinity action. Shadow had no patience for Bolshoi's clowning shenanigans, and tossed him around the ring. Bolshoi came back after offering a rose that squirted water in his face and Bolshoi landed a Moss Covered 3 Handled Unicycle followed by a near fall. Bolshoi controlled the match, and tried to hit the Bolshoi Bomb, but Shadow escaped and turned it into a Shadow Driver followed by the pin. Good match for Shadow, who showed that he can still win it clean. Infinity Division Singles: Shadow beat Bolshoi (5:49) via Shadow Driver -> Pin *** Stars

-Infinity tag was next as SinDOS battled Jet Set Future. A hot start to the match, but Metrion got his team DQ'd early when he tried to bite into Switchback. Post match assault brought out Randy no Kachi, Generator, and champion Firerbrand X fight off SinDOS. Shadow returned to the ring and a big brawl ensued. Suddenly, Hotlanta also made his way out to the ring in new darker gear, and he sided with Shadow and SinDOS in putting the hurt on everybody. Surprising turn of events that stopped what was looking to be a great match. Infinity Division Tag Team: Grind/Switchback beat Avion/Metrion (2:09) via DQ N/A Stars

In the midst of a big Infinity Division brawl Shadow grabbed a mic.



Shadow: ENOUGH! Bolshoi and Curry, don't even think of getting into this ring unless you want us to add to the body count. You will all listen to me here and now. For too long I've let the Infinity Division be over run with clowns, has beens, and punk kids. I used to run this show with an iron fist. Everyone used to be afraid. It's time to make the Infinity Division remember what fear tastes like. It tastes like the blood currently running down the faces of our victims. Hotlanta, he gets this too. He understands that we need to return to a different time and take this Division back and burn down the farce that it's become. It's going to take a dark army from hell to get the job done. From now on you can call us "Jigoku Gundan"!

Hotlanta has turned to the dark side it seems by aligning with Shadow and SinDOS to form Jigoku Gundan. What lies in store for the Infinity Division now?

-Manic made a solid debut in the Sparkle Division against the tall rookie Janine. Even match, with Manic forcing the action with harsh chops and slaps. Late in the match she locked in a mandible claw called the Manic Claw and forced Janine to tap out. Great debut for Manic. Sparkle Division Singles: Manic(debut) beat Janine (6:56) via Manic Claw -> Submission ** Stars

-The battles in the Sparkle Division continued, as Lady M's lead Heather Mach and Nanimura against Queen's Crown Champion Tracy, Paula, and Erica. Big match that saw every lady involved show off what they can do. Despite the appearance of Sarah on the outside, Lady M's remained focused on his targets in The Earthbound Family. Solid back and forth action throughout until Tess tried to get involved on behalf of Paula. M's and Nanimura rushed across the ring lunged out to get to Tess. The ensuing chaos opened up an opportunity for Heather to nail Paula with a Macha Ye and roll her up for the pin. Big win and exciting match. Sparkle Division 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Heather Mach/Nanimura beat Tracy/Paula/Erica (10:20) via Heather Macha Ye on Paula -> Pin ***1/2 Stars

We followed M's and company to the back, where they looked less that pleased even though they won.



Nerma: Nerma here, and I'm standing by with Lady M's, Heather, and Nanimura. You just won a big match, yet none of you seem happy about it.

Heather Mach: I'm fine!

Lady M's: Heather.

Heather Mach: I mean I'm upset.

Lady M's: We're pissed off with the Earthbound Family. We're pissed off that Val is on the shelf. We're pissed off that Sarah is sticking her nose where it doesn't belong! I told her to get out of my life, but if she insists on causing problems she just needs to step in the ring with the Earthbound Family and face us. I mean, don't screw around here. If you're a part of the family then you're another victim of Smash Mouth Justice. I'll take you out and I'll take out Paula and Erica myself at Destiny. I'll become the Twin Star Champion by myself just to stick it to those bitches! Sarah! You've put me in bad mood. Big mistake.

-EBW and MKPW collided in singles action as Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings took on the green plumber Luigi. Despite the best efforts of Little Mac, he couldn't keep the veteran from putting the hurt on Noah Jennings. The Eagleland Champion only got a measure of payback once Luigi started playing up to the crowd. He attacked him and landed the Stock Market Crash, but only got a 2 count on the follow up pin. Noah tried to hit it again, but Luigi forced him into the corner and used his amazing vertical leap to hit a Weegee Stomp to the top of his head followed by a pin. Weegee wins. EBW x MKPW Non-Title Singles: Luigi[MKPW] beat Noah Jennings (6:44) via Weegee Stomp -> Pin **1/2 Stars

-The head of the Earthbound Family and the ace of MKPW battled next, as Ness and Mario had a first ever singles match. A dream match on Xcite that the fans really got into, with Mario in control while at the same time avoiding Troy on the outside. Late in the match, Noah Jennings and Little Mac suddenly appeared again attacking Mario's brother Luigi on the steps. Mario was distracted by this and tried to leave the ring to help Weegee, but Ness turned him around to hit the PSI Rockin's and rolled him up for the big pin. Ness wins the match and evens the score with MKPW though by questionable means. EBW x MKPW Singles: Ness beat Mario[MKPW] (11:29) via PSI Rockin' -> Pin *** Stars

We went to the back again as Nerma was standing by with Generation Gimmie.



Nerma: I'm sorry....uh Nerma here....but I'm not actually scheduled to be having an interview right now so-

Retro Hippie: Exactly! No one gives Generation Gimmie any talking time, so we're here to take it! #OccupythisareawhereNermaisdoinginterviews!

Nerma: Um....alright? What is it that you want to talk about!

Retro Hippie: We want to talk about fairness! We want to talk about Rex Ratz and Keith Karnage. These two guys....let's face.....they are dumb as stumps!

Rex Ratz: HEY!

Keith Karnage: He's right right brah.

Rex Ratz: Oh yeah.

Nerma: I'm not arguing.

Retro Hippie: They have taken so many chair shots due to their death match roots, and I think it's because of that that EBW refuses to use them more! They are discriminating against them because of injuries they acquired in the line of duty!  

Nerma: So you're saying they deserve a title shot?

Retro Hippie: Deserve? Generation Gimmie doesn't "earn" anything. We just complain until we get it! No, we're not angling for a title shot! I'm here to make an announcement concerning Ratz and Karnage. No longer will they be a tag team facing other tag teams! Since they have the brain power of one man they shall be facing one man.

Nerma: Eh?

Retro Hippie: Handicap matches Nerma. It's very easy to comprehend.

Nerma: So they will only compete in 2-on-1 matches?

Retro Hippie: Yes, and if you complain about it you're probably racist.

Nerma: WHAT?!

Rex Ratz: 2 is greater than 1!

Keith Karnage: 2 is greater than 1!

Rex Ratz: 2 is greater than 1!

Keith Karnage: 2 is greater than 1!

Nerma: *sigh* I get it. Sorry to waste everyone's time. Let's take it to the ring for the big main event.

-A huge main event saw the Boss Trevor Mach return to the ring to form a team with EBW World Champion Kinniku Mike and Jamie OD to take on Tack Angel, Amigo, and Sal Paradise. The crowd was on fire for the Boss's return to the ring complete with a new Skull mask he was wearing to try and intimidate his friend/rival Tack Angel. A huge and exciting match with Mike and Amigo doing most of the work in the ring while Sal and Jamie were happy to take it to the outside. Amigo was able to run circles around Mike and caught the champion off guard. He tried playing up the crowd, but Amigo would have none of it. He lifted Mike for a series of Germans and nearly got the pin, until Trevor rushed in and landed an elbow to Amigo. He apologized for stepping, but asked for Amigo to tag in Tack. Trevor got Mike to tag him in, and layed on the top ropes waiting for Tack to get in the ring. Tack immediately rushed to the other side of the ring and tried to kick Trevor off the ropes, but Trevor whipped and a kicked him to the mat and nearly followed it up with a Macha Ye. Trevor came to fight and Tack was willing to oblige him. On the outside of the ring Mike and Amigo traded verbal barbs back and forth, and for once Mike looked concerned about his match against Amigo at Destiny. Back in the ring Tack had Trevor in the corner and pelted him with a series of kicks. Trevor unwisely ate the kicks unprotected and demanded that Tack kick him harder. Tack seemed to be holding back, but went to go for the high kick until Trevor evaded and whipped around Tack for a Reverse Trevorplex! He played up to the fans like the old days before locking onto the back of Tack's head and delivering a Macha Ye before getting the 1-2-3. Huge win for the Boss, and a sign that Tack Angel might not have his head in the game much like the EBW World Champion. Jamie OD and Sal Paradise were all over each other brawling throughout the match and it shows that this rivalry is only growing in heat and animosity. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Jamie OD/Trevor Mach beat Amigo/Sal Paradise/Tack Angel (14:40) via Trevor Macha Ye on Tack -> Pin **** Stars

EBW: Xcite
Mushroom Kingdom Castle
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Singles: Shadow beat Bolshoi (5:49) via Shadow Driver -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Tag Team: Grind/Switchback beat Avion/Metrion (2:09) via DQ
3. Sparkle Division Singles: Manic(debut) beat Janine (6:56) via Manic Claw -> Submission
4. Sparkle Division 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/Heather Mach/Nanimura beat Tracy/Paula/Erica (10:20) via Heather Macha Ye on Paula -> Pin
5. EBW x MKPW Non-Title Singles: Luigi[MKPW] beat Noah Jennings (6:44) via Weegee Stomp -> Pin
6. EBW x MKPW Singles: Ness beat Mario[MKPW] (11:29) via PSI Rockin' -> Pin
7. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Jamie OD/Trevor Mach beat Amigo/Sal Paradise/Tack Angel (14:40) via Trevor Macha Ye on Tack -> Pin

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w00t: I recently got some new recruits as part of a big EBW roster movement. This would be a big help in making The Wrestling a legit promotion to watch. We made some money by keeping costs low and stowing aboard the SS Anne. We had a little bit of money and a roster. Time for big changes. Time for a champion.



w00t: Look out there peo....I mean wrestlers....what do you see.

Blue Lightning: I see a field boss. An open field....with nothing in it.

w00t: Yes....but what else do you see?

Fighter Daron: I see a-

Swift: NO ONE GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK!

w00t: Actually I did.

Swift: Hmph! >:C

w00t: I see a bright future for The Wrestling. I see hope now. With a veteran Tag Team like FPS, a young upstart like Ishijima, and .......a Mach.

Dynamic Dougie: When do we get to eat w00t. I'm starving. I had to eat my shoes. MY SHOES W00T!

w00t: We will eat later Dougie. Right now we have to talk about our plans in the Mushroom Kingdom. Swift is going to be leaving soon to rejoin the main roster, but before that happens I need to see what you all can do so I can determine who will become my new assistant. That's why I need you all to help me with a task. We're going to have our biggest show yet right here, and on that show we're going to crown our first ever champion. The Wrestling needs an ace. What I need you guys to do is find us a cheap belt that we will use as our centerpiece. I'll be waiting on the SS Anne. You find me a title I like and you'll get the role as my assistant.

Mike Ishijima: Count me out! I just want to win whatever title belt gets brought in so I can be seen as the champion I am!

w00t: I don't think so Mike. Only the original members of the roster can take part in this mini tournament. It's a sign that hard work pays off and-

Mike Ishijima: Bullshit! Do you know who I am?! I won The Ultimate EBW! EBW's diamond in the rough! I was never used to my full potential, but you're going to show me the respect I deserve here and-

w00t: No. Wait in line. Alright everyone, let's get to work!

Mike Ishijima: .....



w00t: Alright guys what do you.....SWIFT?!

Swift: What?!

w00t: You made a belt out of Fighter Daron!?

Swift: So?

w00t: NO! JUST NO! You're not even supposed to be a part of this contest!

Swift: Hmph! >:C

w00t: Well BL, looks like you did better. Nice belt! It's shiny and spiny and.....it's a hubcap on a rope isn't it?

Blue Lightning: I literally just stole this from the car of some rapper.

w00t: I would probably return that.

Dynamic Dougie: I took this from Trevor's house after he fired me. I figured I would sell it to buy a gun and shoot mysel-

w00t: Perfect! The Royal Crown Championship will made a fine title to bring back as our-

Dynamic Dougie: Actually, I already got the name plate changed.

w00t: Oh! Let's see what you called it. The......Wrestling Championship of Wrestling.......Wrestling. Two Wrestlings at the end?

Dynamic Dougie: Typo.

w00t: *sigh* Alright....it'll have to do. Let's get back on to shore. It's time for the big show and we can't be late.



w00t: It was our best show yet and for the most part a total success. Luckily, Shy Guys love indy wrestling, so we got a big paying crowd. Dougie got the job as my new assistant, and he won his first match with The Wrestling, but not the way he had planned. Mike Ishijima was protesting his spot on the card and got himself DQ'd. Not too happy with his actions. Simon Stuart and Chu Chu both did what I know they can. They beat UT and Oni respectively to advance in the tournament for the......title. Swift had a big farewell match against a rookie who had had enough. Fighter Daron suddenly snapped and kicked Swift between the legs before running off screaming. Swift won the match and actually smirked at the kid for showing balls, but he wasn't happy that it involved kicking his. The main exceeded expectations, with Chu Chu and Simon Stuart rocking the place. Simon Stuart nearly captured the title, but Chu Chu was just too much. He chokeslammed Stuart and pinned him for the win. Chu Chu is....*sigh* The Wrestling Champion of Wrestling Wrestling.

The Wrestling
Mushroom Kingdom Open Field
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Dynamic Dougie beat Mike Ishijima  (5:40) via DQ
2. Title Tournament Round 1: Simon Stuart beat Ultimo Tiger (6:44) via German Suplex -> Pin
3. Title Tournament Round 1: Chu Chu beat Onisuiken (4:53) via Powerbomb -> Pin
4. Swift Farewell: Swift beat Fighter Daron (0:30) via DQ
5. Title Tournament Final: Chu Chu beat Simon Stuart (10:43) via Powerbomb -> Pin -> 1st The Wrestling Champion of Wrestling Wrestling

Nerma: Nerma here with a final update before Destiny. The big show will be taking place in Bowser's Keep, which was the scene for a press conference today hyping up the event. It was a rather standard Q&A with Ryan IQ until the announcement of Swift versus Bowser brought both men out.



Nerma: Bowser was Swift's mentor in his early years in wrestling, and helped him become the brawler that EBW knows and loves.....and fears.....mostly fears really. Swift and Bowser stared each other down and it quickly turned into a staring contest which Swift won after letting a fart rip and wafting it into Bower's eyes. Bowser responded by taking Swift's Capri Sun and a brawl nearly broke out. Swift is returning to the main roster with a big test. Will he make it by the big bad Bowser?



Nerma: We end on an updated line up for Destiny. It's a huge 10 match show, that will see inter promotional battles, title matches, and grudge matches aplenty. You don't want to miss this show. Order it on pay per view now.

EBW: Destiny
Bowser Keep
Pay Per View

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Shadow vs. Generator
2. EBW x MKPWx CTW 3-Way: Cherub Kid vs. Kid Icarus[MKPW] vs. Frog[CTW]
3. EBW x MKPW Non-Title Champion vs. Champion: Firebrand X(c) vs. Kirby[MKPW](c)
4. EBW x MKPW Singles: Swift vs. King Bowser[MKPW]
5. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings vs. Maurice
6. EBW Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. Anwin/Camilo Ortega
7. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD
8. Sparkle Twin Star Championship: Paula/Erica vs. Lady M's
9. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach
10. EBW World Championship Submission: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Amigo

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Nerma: Nerma and Hater here with a Destiny pre-show special! We're here in Bowser's Keep with many of EBW's stars who will be doing battle LIVE on pay per view! This our final opportunity to hear from the fighters before the big showdown. EBW World Champion Kinniku Mike will be taking on long time friend Amigo in a Submission Match, Sal Paradise and Jamie OD will fight to decide the next #1 Contender, and the Boss Trevor Mach will take on Tack Angel as part of a big triple main event scene. In other matches Camilo Ortega and Anwin will take on Ness and Troy in a rematch for the tag belts, Firebrand X the rookie king will lock up with the legend of MKPW Kirby, Shadow and Generator will decide the new #1 Contender for the Infinity Division Championship, and Lady M's will take on Paula and Erica by herself to see who will hold the Twin Star Titles first. All of this plus a showdown between Swift and King Bowser. This card is STACKED!

Hater: NYAH! We're going to allow the fighters to give their final words and thoughts before the show kicks off, so let's get right to it. Trevor Mach, you're in charge of EBW, and yet you've allowed yourself to get suspended following an aggressive statement you made at the WGC. All of this has lead to another match with your friend Tack Angel? Why have you thrown your life and career into disarray and decided to return to the ring to fight Tack?

Trevor Mach: Because.....I'm a masterpiece of self destruction.

Hater: Huh.....well alright then. Guess that explains it better than-

Trevor Mach: Well, their is MORE to it than that. You see I'm doing to this to show myself, Tack Angel, and the world that you can decide your own Destiny. Life is more than just getting by and accepting your fate. Make your own fate.....make your own Destiny.

Tack Angel: I don't see how any of this relates to you punching me in the face during our tag match!

Trevor Mach: Oh I was just goofing around then. HA!

Tack Angel: *sigh* Goofing around at my expense.....AGAIN.

Trevor Mach: Dude, don't take it so personally. I'm getting you fired up Tackleton! It's time for the Consummate Protagonist of EBW to make a comeback! It's better for you, and it's better for EBW revenues.

Tack Angel: I don't need a psychopath trying to act like a life coach here. I'll do my job the best that I can, and I do everything in my power not to let my fans down, not to let Amy down, and not to let myself down. You'll see that tonight. You know what I can do in that ring.

Trevor Mach: Which is why I had Ry Ry ban kicks in the match.

Tack Angel: DAMMIT!

Trevor Mach: KIDDING!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Trevor Mach: Hey, let's go out there and kick each others asses for a good 20-30 minutes. T'nT BITCHES! WOOOOO!!!

Tack Angel: woooo.

Trevor Mach: WOOOOOO!

Tack Angel: woooooo

Nerma: Well that does it for Trevor and Ta-

Trevor Mach: WOOOOOOO!!!

Nerma: Yes.....anyways, the main event is very personal, but don't let me tell you that. Let's hear from Kinniku Mike and Amigo.

Kinniku Mike: I know what everyone is expecting tonight. They are expecting Team Strong Tits to lose in the main event. They are thinking I don't have my head in the game. They think that Amigo has my number. They couldn't be more wrong. Somehow the controversial champion has found himself in the underdog role. I get the point Amigo is trying to make, but I am who I am and I don't change for anyone. It's time to show that Team Strong Tits can be more than serious when push comes to shove. Uuuuuuu!!!!!

Amigo: We'll see Mike. We'll just see won't we?

Hater: NYAH! Lady M's is-

Lady M's: Can it Hater. I don't have a lot to say here. I just plan on fucking up some bitches in that ring and having two belts to carry around. That's my "plan" tonight. That's my "personal motivation". I'm here to fuck shit up..

Trevor Mach: THAT'S HOT!

Nerma: Sal and Jamie have a feud reaching back several months. They have both declined to comment right now, but needless to say, the People's Choice and the Nefarious JOD are ready to settle this.

Hater: Shadow and Generator are old school rivals, and they will battle to see who takes on Firebrand X. The Rookie King is looking to put down the rise of Jigoku Gundan, but who does he really want to see win out in this match?

Firebrand X: Generator deserves it, but I wouldn't mind taking down the so called bully once and for all. Either way, they better step up, because I'm ready.

Nerma: We end it on the team that is turning heads Camilo Ortega and Anwin. Ortega made headlines by challenging the Boss Trevor Mach. Now they get a shot at the Earthbound Family and the Tag Team titles. I don't believe I need to ask if they're ready.

Camilo Ortega: Of course not. We're always ready. I'm an expert in this type of scenario. We deserve the belts therefore we'll win the belts. It's simple really. Right Anwin?

Anwin: ....Yeah.

Nerma: You seem to have finally accepted Anwin as your equal Camilo.

Camilo Ortega: I accept no one as my equal, but Anwin has earned my respect and I will grace him with my friendship.

Anwin: Heh.

Nerma: Anwin, is the "White Noise Ninja" going to make an impact tonight?

Anwin: You can say that again. By the time it's all over EBW will witness the future and see what I'm really made of.

Nerma: Well with that we'll close out this special pre-show. Don't forget to order EBW: Destiny on Pay Per View right now!

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EBW invaded Bowser's Keep for the Pay Per View Destiny tonight, and it was a big hit with big matches and surprising outcomes from start to finish.

-Shadow overcame a tough challenge from Generator, when Hotlanta came down and cost his old friend the match. Jigoku Gundan came down to beat on Generator until Firebrand X, Randy no Kachi, and Curry Man arrived to make the save. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Shadow beat Generator (5:15) via Shadow Driver -> Pin ** Stars

-Cherub Kid shocked the world in a big way when he somehow beat veterans Kid Icarus and Frog in an exciting 3-way match. Frog missed a Frog Splash on Icarus, which opened up Cherub to hitting his Cherub's flight after some hesitation to get the big win. Icarus and Frog both endorsed Tack's protege after the match. EBW x MKPWx CTW 3-Way: Cherub Kid beat Kid Icarus[MKPW] and Frog[CTW] (6:22) via Cherub's Flight on Frog -> Pin *** Stars

-Firebrand X proved once again why he is the Rookie King by surviving against the unorthodox and adorable MKPW Balloonweight Champion Kirby. FBX had to avoid being sucked into Kirby, but moved in close and managed to stretch Kirby into enough of a Kimura in that it actually hurt Kirby and forced him to submit. EBW x MKPW Non-Title Champion vs. Champion: Firebrand X(c) beat Kirby[MKPW](c) (5:59) via Kimura -> Submission **** Stars

-Swift and Bowser engaged in a very odd match up that started as a wrestling match, but turned into a game of laser tag, as Swift and Bowser left the ring and fought amongst the fans with their laser guns. All in all it was very entertaining, but very confusing. The referee had to end the match in a Double Count Out. EBW x MKPW Singles: Swift vs. King Bowser[MKPW] (15:09) Double Count Out N/A Stars

-Noah Jennings wormed his way out of a loss to Maurice and held onto the Eagleland Championship, but just barely. Little Mac was in Noah's corner, and got involved enough that Noah was able to drop Maurice with the Stock Market Drop, and Mac held him down for the pin. Noah retains, while Maurice and Mac's feud re-emerges. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings beat Maurice (4:50) via Stock Market Drop -> Pin ** Stars

-Anwin shocked the world by betraying Camilo Ortega in his battle with the Earthbound Family. The referee forced Tess and Mac in the back, but the Family still had it all wrapped up, when Anwin attacked Ortega, and allowed Troy to put kick him before the pin. Anwin was embraced by Little Mac and Ness as it appeared that Anwin had joined the Earthbound Family in a very shocking move. Red Shirts tried to help Camilo to the back, but he brushed them off and walked to the back on his own with a determined look on his face. EBW Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) beat Anwin/Camilo Ortega (8:08) via Troy Punt Kick on Camilo -> Pin ** Stars

-Sal and Jamie were evenly matched in a highly entertaining clash between blood rivals. Jamie did all he could to hurt and maim Sal, while the People's Choice nearly forced Jamie to submit with a tight Paradise Lock. Both men were a battered and tired as the minutes ticked by. Jamie tried to hit his Penalty Kick, but Sal dodged and countered with a Control Nekbreaker, but the bell sounded before the pin attempt. The match ended in a 30 Minute Draw. Everyone was confused what this meant, but Ryan IQ came out and announced that both Jamie and Sal will be getting the next shot against the EBW World Champion. The feud continues. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD (30:00) Draw **** Stars

-Lady M's stood up to the Earthbound Family on her own in a 2-on-1 battle to determine the first ever Twin Star Champions. She showed the heart and courage she's known for by keeping control early in the match, forcing Paula into a corner and putting the boots to her. Erica wasn't doing so well on her own either, as she tagged in and M's battered her with elbows until a rolling elbow floored her. Eventually though, the numbers game paid off and they began to put the beating on M's. It wasn't looking too good for Mrs. Mach, as Paula dropped her with a Rockin' Femme, and rolled her up for the pin. Suddenly, M's old friend/enemy Sarah rolled into the ring. She looked like she wanted to help Paula and Erica, but instead turned on them. She flung Erica out of the ring and hit a Reverse DDT on Paula before going for the pin. The referee was confused, but counted the pin regardless. Sarah grabbed the titles and smirked as she handed one of them to a confused Lady M's. M's fell to her knees as she realized that she was now Twin Star Champion along with Sarah. Sparkle Twin Star Championship: Lady M's/Sarah beat Paula/Erica (7:24) via Sarah Reverse DDT on Paula -> Pin -> 1st Twin Star Champions **** Stars

-The Boss Trevor Mach and Tack Angel locked up in a classic battle between two friends and rivals. Trevor started the match off by goofing around with Tack, but once he fired up they both let loose in a flurry of kicks and punches. This was the kind of battle you'd expect from Tack and Trevor. Trevor had a bit of ring rust, but shook it off and forced Tack into the clinch for a series of knees followed by a Trevorplex! Tack narrowly kicked out and responded with a ShaShaShauta Suplex and nearfall of his own. Late in the match they collided once again with a back and forth flurry that had the crowd on their feet. Suddenly, the match was ground to a halt as the Sharks rushed into the ring with chairs. They both clobbered Trevor Mach with chairs over and over. Tack tried to stop them, but he too was smashed with a chair. The referee called the match a No Contest as he too was nearly attacked with a chair. The Sharks continued their assault on the Boss before running off into the crowd as the Red Shirts ran after them. Why did the Sharks get involved in this match? Singles: Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach (21:04) ended in a No Contest N/A Stars

-The main event was a very personal Submission Match for the EBW World Championship between controversial champion Kininku Mike and World Warrior Amigo. Many were expecting Amigo to finally capture the EBW belt, as this match was tailor made for him, but his frustration leading into the match stemmed from his belief that Mike was not taking his reign seriously. Mike did his best to prove everyone wrong. He was focused and energized against his closest friend, but Amigo also had him well scouted. Amigo was able to take Mike to the ground on more than one occasion and nearly forced him to tap more than once. Mike survived and finally hit the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb on Amigo. He tried to pin, but remembered that pinning wasn't allowed and quickly slapped on a Rear Naked Choke. Amigo did all he could to fight out of it and he refused to tap. His face turned red as he slowly started to pass out. The referee raised his arm up for the 3 count, but Amigo came to just in time and fought for the rope once again. Amigo nearly made it, but Mike rolled him away and held the choke until Amigo finally blacked out. He refused to tap, but Mike had choked him out to win the match and defend his belt. Amigo smiled as he handed Mike the belt and the two friends reconciled. Kinniku Mike has proven he's the real deal. EBW World Championship Submission: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Amigo (13:57) via Rear Naked Choke -> Choke Out -> 2nd Defense **** Stars

EBW: Destiny
Bowser Keep
Pay Per View

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Shadow beat Generator (5:15) via Shadow Driver -> Pin
2. EBW x MKPWx CTW 3-Way: Cherub Kid beat Kid Icarus[MKPW] and Frog[CTW] (6:22) via Cherub's Flight on Frog -> Pin
3. EBW x MKPW Non-Title Champion vs. Champion: Firebrand X(c) beat Kirby[MKPW](c) (5:59) via Kimura -> Submission
4. EBW x MKPW Singles: Swift vs. King Bowser[MKPW] (15:09) Double Count Out
5. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings beat Maurice (4:50) via Stock Market Drop -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
6. EBW Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) beat Anwin/Camilo Ortega (8:08) via Troy Punt Kick on Camilo -> Pin -> 1st Defense
7. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD (30:00) Draw
8. Sparkle Twin Star Championship: Lady M's/Sarah beat Paula/Erica (7:24) via Sarah Reverse DDT on Paula -> Pin -> 1st Twin Star Champions
9. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Trevor Mach (21:04) ended in a No Contest
10. EBW World Championship Submission: Kinniku Mike(c) beat Amigo (13:57) via Rear Naked Choke -> Choke Out -> 2nd Defense

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Nerma: Nerma here again with your EBW News Update! EBW: Destiny was a huge event that saw many big happenings, and the impact is going to be felt, as EBW quickly heads into another pay per view in just ONE WEEK! The annual Great Eagleland Bash is heading to Pay Per View this year for a special discount price! The EBW World Tour will head back home for that show, and return to the sunny beach of Summer. The Infinity Division will go to war against Jigoku Gundan, with Firebrand X putting the title on the line against Shadow. Camilo Ortega and Anwin will also lock up for the first time since they former their tag team due to Anwin's new association with the Earthbound Family. Speaking of the Earthbound Family, Tracy will be putting the Queen's Crown on the line while Ness and Troy put the Tag Titles on the line. The main event will see a first ever 3-Way EBW World Championship match, as Kinniku Mike puts the gold on the line against Sal Paradise and Jamie OD. It's sure to be an exciting show!



The Great Eagleland Bash
Summer
Pay Per View

1. Infinity Division 6-Man: Randy no Kachi/Curry Man/Cherub Kid vs. Bolshoi/Avion/Metrion
2. Infinity Division Singles: Generator vs. Hotlanta
3. Infinity Division Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Anwin
4. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Shadow
5. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) vs. TBD
6. Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. TBD
7. EBW World Championship 3-Way: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD

Nerma: First however, EBW heads to Edo for a one week stay starting with Xcite at the famous Mt. Itoi. The Boss Trevor Mach returns to power, and he'll be looking for answers as to why the Sharks attacked him and Tack Angel during their Destiny encounter. We'll also hear from Jamie OD, Sal Paradise, Anwin, and Camilo Ortega following the fallout from their Destiny matches. The Twin Star Champions Lady M's and Sarah.....yes Sarah....will put the titles on the line in a rematch against Paula and Erica. The main event will see the SURGE Generation reunited to battle the Earthbound Family.

EBW: Xcite
Mt. Itoi, Edo
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi vs. Bolshoi
2. Infinity Division Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Chad the Hipster
3. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Grind/Switchback vs. Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage
4. Queen's Crown #1 Contender 5-Way: Heather Mach vs. Nanimura vs. Janine vs. Val vs. Manic
5. Twin Star Championship: Lady M's(c)/Sarah(c) vs. Paula/Erica
6. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice vs. Ness/Troy/Noah Jennings

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Nerma: Nerma here again with another EBW Update! We've just received footage of an interview between my hubby wubby snookums and the Boss Trevor Mach, who has just completed his suspension of power. In said interview he addresses recent actions and responds to the attack from the Sharks at Destiny. Let's take a look.



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with a big one on one with the Boss Trevor Mach.

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Hater: NYAH!

Trevor Mach: BOOSH!

Hater: NYAH!

Trevor Mach: BOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Hater: ......So anyways, you're suspension is officially up, you've got to be excited about that right?

Trevor Mach: You bet I am Hater, though I did enjoy mixing it up in the ring again. I miss the fighting every day, so it was great to make a return to in ring action.

Hater: Sorry that has to end for you now.

Trevor Mach: Who says it has to end for me? Ry Ry told me that as long as I don't abuse my power to stack the odds in my favor, I can wrestle whenever the hell I feel like it! I even made a new mask for the occasion......on sale now at EBWShop.xxx

Hater: .xxx?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, someone else already took .com, .net, .org, ect. But hey, Ry Ry figured out we're allowed to sell Kinniku Mike's merchandise again without being sued due to the .xxx address!

Hater: Oh awesome!

Trevor Mach: Yeah it is! Ry Ry's good for reading the fine print and what not. My contract also stated that I get a Yogurt Machine in my office. I had no idea!

Hater: Outstanding!

Trevor Mach: Of course I AM the Boss and COULD change the rules so I COULD stack the odds in my favor.......but I won't do that.....HAHAHAHA!

Hater: That's true, but it seems you have used your power recently to makes some big changes and create some big controversies. The WGC Incident for example.

Trevor Mach: We still talking about that?

Hater: Well you did take hostages and what not.

Trevor Mach: With fake guns and explosives!

Hater: All that same.

Trevor Mach: Look, I don't apologize for that sort of thing. I don't apologize for what I believe is right. I decided that EBW should be a weapon for justice against the tyranny of the gaming industry. Our lives have been tied to them for too long, and they have poisoned the future of gaming. It was time to take a stand and I did it in the only way I know how.

Hater: 80's Style Action?

Trevor Mach: 80's Style Action baby!

Hater: Between that and your recent clash with Tack Angel people wonder if you have a plan or if you're starting to crack.

Trevor Mach: Starting to? We're way beyond cracked at this point, but I have always had a plan. EBW is stronger now in the eyes of the gaming community and the wrestling community. We've gained allies that have allowed us to embark on this World Tour. Sounds like that worked right Hater?!

Hater: Well I guess it-

Trevor Mach: And did you see that match at Destiny? Before the Sharks got involved Tack and I were tearing the roof off the joint! I was fired up and he was fired up like he hasn't been in a long time. The best Tack Angel is a Tack Angel with his back against a wall. That's when you see what he can really do. Tack's my best friend, he's like a brother to me, but if I have to light a fire under his ass then I will. It's all part of the plan.

Hater: Plans coming from a man that loves chaos?

Trevor Mach: Well you see I call it "controlled chaos". Make sense?

Hater: Not really.

Trevor Mach: Oh.

Hater: Speaking of the Sharks. Why do you think they attacked you at Destiny, and what lies in store for them?

Trevor Mach: Hater I have NO IDEA why they would do that. I brought them back in and put them on the right track towards a title shot. I figured these veterans would return the Tag Team Division to former glory. I don't know why they did this or why they were even there.

Hater: What do you mean?

Trevor Mach: They were supposed to be in Edo ahead of us as goodwill ambassadors. Edo loves gaijin tag teams like the Sharks let me tell ya!

Hater: Very interesting.

Trevor Mach: Very.

Hater: Indeed.

Trevor Mach: Yes.

Hater: Well anyways, the Boss is back, so what can we expect in your future and EBW's future?

Trevor Mach: Well it's time we all make our own destiny. I decide my destiny, and it's time for the EBW wrestlers to carve out their own destiny. I'm going to open the flood gates, remove the glass ceiling, hand out all the brass rings I can find. We're going to make stars out of everyone! EBW is going to be home to the elite in wrestling and-

Hater: Uh....I'm sorry....is that Camilo Ortega?

Camilo Ortega: Yes.

Hater: Camilo....you're looking different. New look?

Camilo Ortega: You could say that.

Trevor Mach: Well hey there Camilo! Looking glum chum. You still upset that Anwin betrayed ya for the Earthbound Family? I wouldn't worry about that because-

Camilo Ortega: No, I'm not worried about it at all. Anwin betrayed my trust, but that's a mistake that won't ever happen again. No, I was thinking about what you were saying just now. I am in complete control of my destiny for the first time in EBW, and I'm better off for it. No Little Mac to tell me what to do. No tag team partner to hold me back. No, things are looking up for Camilo Ortega, because I have embraced a truth about myself. The truth is I will be the greatest EBW wrestler. Walking the path of Heaven, I am the man who will rule everything.

Hater: And there he goes.....just like that....what was that all about?

Trevor Mach: I don't know, but I want to see more. I like that guy!

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Nerma: We've also received a video from the Earthbound Family, gloating over recent success, and planning more in the future. Let's take a look.



Ness: Hello EBW, no need for a Nerma or Hater for this interview because we like to keep it in the family. First off, I want to welcome our newest member Anwin to the Family. We're glad to have such a talent represent us in the Infinity Division.

Anwin: Pleasure is all mine Ness. Happy to be here.

Little Mac: I always had my eye on this kid, and I see I was right in my judgements. While Camilo Ortega is nothing but a selfish little punk, Anwin understands what is right for business and for EBW.

Anwin: It's good to be around people that respect my talents. They don't call me white noise and they don't force me to team with Camilo Ortega. Trevor Mach is no good as the Boss of EBW, and I want to join this growing movement that sees his vision of EBW toppled. I'll do that by bringing the Infinity Division Championship to the Earthbound Family.

Tess: Titles are power around here, and the gold is stacking up for us.

Tracy: We're delayed in our possession of the Twin Star Titles, but that's only a matter of time.

Ness: And it's only a matter of time before one of us goes for the EBW World Championship. The Earthbound Family is here to bring down the Mach Administration, return EBW to its former glory, and make sure that the right people remain in EBW. For far too long the right talent has been over looked, forgotten, and fired. Replaced with second rate pretenders like the SURGE Generation. They could never replicate the epic battles that I fought in the EBW during its first years. I was the first EBW Champion! I formed Metal Rush and ripped that stupid hat and costume off Trevor Mach. I fought Giygas AGAIN! You people seem to forget that I'M A HERO! I was just a kid and I saved you all! I did it again and again, but then Trevor Mach would get the glory, and Trevor Mach's buddies would get the push. It's time we end all that. The Family is growing....and believe me.....it's just getting started.

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Nerma: It's the Xcite pre-show, and we've got the big scoops on tonight's big event on Mt. Itoi. Upon reaching the shores of Edo, Boss Trevor Mach made a big change to the card, apparently on a whim. He's moved the Twin Star Championship rematch to the Great Eagleland Bash so he can book a new main event for Xcite. Apparently, he'll be stepping into the ring against his wife Lady M's?!



Nerma: Nerma here with the Boss Trevor, VP Ry Ry, and one half of the Twin Star Champions Lady M's. I'm here to report a very strange turn of events, as it seems that Trevor Mach has challenged his wife to a wrestling match?!

Trevor Mach: HAHA! Yep!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Just for the record I think this is a really bad idea. You're supposed to be getting back to work and-

Lady M's What's wrong Ry Ry, you think I'll play too rough with the Boss?

Trevor Mach: That's called the good hurt.

Lady M's: Not this time Trevtastic. This time the pain is real.

Trevor Mach: I love it when you talk dirty.

Nerma: What brought this on Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Let's just say I didn't feel like I was spending enough time with my sexy strong honey bunny. We needed some bonding time, and I figure that this is the best way to connect/get ratings.

Lady M's: Rawr.

Trevor Mach: Hehe!

Lady M's: No seriously, do you know what you're doing here? This could be painful....for you....very much for you.

Trevor Mach: Hey, we agreed no punching to the face right?

Lady M's: ......

Trevor Mach: Riiiiiiiight?

Lady M's: .....I make no promises.

Trevor Mach: Oh.

Nerma: This is all very confusing.

Trevor Mach: Hey, don't question me! I have a plan....I always have a plan. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nerma: Are you.....are you drunk sir?

Trevor Mach: What? No! I definitely didn't just get out of a drinking game with Tack over a shitty episode of Battle Spirits. I hate that show so much.

Nerma: I....I'm at a loss.

Lady M's: I don't get it either, but I'm alright with this. I'm a little confused and pissed off about recent events, so this should be a fun distraction while I clear my head.

Nerma: Yes, why exactly is the Twin Star Title match being postponed? Is it because of this recent Sarah situation, or is it just because our Boss hit the bottle a little too much tonight?

Trevor Mach: A little of column A, and a little of column B! BOOOSH!

Vice President Ryan IQ: I can explain actually. Sarah is a champion with EBW, that is true, but we have yet to sign her to a contract. She won't be at Xcite, but we'll be holding a signing ceremony on Xperience.

Nerma: This is an interesting development, with her stepping in to assist M's in winning the Twin Star Titles. She came off as a foe in the past, so this was a shocker.

Lady M's: Believe me, I'm just as confused as you are, but I intend to find out what the hell her game is.

Nerma: Last time we saw her she spoke of some secret, care to elabora-

Lady M's: Nope.

Nerma: Fair enough. Sarah has only been seen in EBW a few times over the years, but we first saw her as a friend involved in a double date with Trevor and Dougie.....didn't go well.

Trevor Mach: What are you talking about? I thought it was hilarious.

Lady M's: Let's just say Sarah had her eyes elsewhere that night.

Trevor Mach: Right....who would want to date a ginger!? Wait....isn't Jamie OD a ginger? Didn't they-

Lady M's: You're thinking too hard again, that's going to lead to a headache.

Trevor Mach: Right.

Nerma: Well there you have it. An interesting main event between Trevor Mach and Lady M's. You can only find this kind of....."unique" action on Xcite!

EBW: Xcite
Mt. Itoi, Edo
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Singles: Randy no Kachi vs. Bolshoi
2. Infinity Division Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Chad the Hipster
3. Tag Team Championship #1 Contender: Grind/Switchback vs. Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage
4. Queen's Crown #1 Contender 5-Way: Heather Mach vs. Nanimura vs. Janine vs. Val vs. Manic
5. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Amigo/Maurice vs. Ness/Troy/Noah Jennings
6. Intergender Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Lady M's

The Great Eagleland Bash
Summer
Pay Per View

1. Infinity Division 6-Man: Randy no Kachi/Curry Man/Cherub Kid vs. Bolshoi/Avion/Metrion
2. Infinity Division Singles: Generator vs. Hotlanta
3. Infinity Division Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Anwin
4. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Shadow
5. Tag Team: Swift/Oldhack vs. Bower[MKPW]/Ludwig von Koopa[MKPW]
6. Twin Star Championship: Lady M's(c)/Sarah(c) vs. Paula/Erica
7. Queen's Crown Championship: Tracy(c) vs. TBD
8. Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. TBD
9. EBW World Championship 3-Way: Kinniku Mike(c) vs. Sal Paradise vs. Jamie OD

Announcer: And now for the Post GEB update, let's take it to Nerma and Hater.

Hater: NYAH! The Great Eagleland Bash was a huge show, and the ramifications are already being felt from top to bottom! Jamie OD shocked the world to become the EBW World Champion once again! Kinniku Mike was injured from his EWGP title win, and his gamble to hold both belts didn't quite pay off.

Nerma: Kinniku Mike is still the EWGP Heavyweight Champion, and as such will have to travel back to Edo for a tour with New Edo Pro Wrestling as part of a bargain made between the companies. This of course will be when Kinniku Mike recovers from his injuries. Sal Paradise is suffering from a concussion from the belt shot, and he too will have to sit out for a time. That wraps it up on the major injuries, although several wrestlers will have some bumps and bruises for the next few weeks.

Hater: Trevor Mach, Tack Angel, and Camilo Ortega beat Olly Oliver, Dave Larmore, and Anwin of the Earthbound Family. The loss for the Family lead to immediate fall out.



Amy Taylor: Sir, I really don't know if this is such a good idea!

Trevor Mach: I know! You keep saying that, and I still don't care. These guys are going overboard! They had a chance, they blew it, and I'm not so generous to give em a second one!

Ness: Mach, once again you prove why you're the worst person to-

Trevor Mach: I will chuck this chair into your throat if you don't zip it Ness! We won fair and square, so now I get to have a little fun. Olly Oliver, any last words?

Olly Oliver: Fuck off!

Trevor Mach: Ha! I wish you well in your future endeavors, now go take a swim.

Olly Oliver: Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

*SPLASH!*

Trevor Mach: Larmore? Any last words?

Dave Larmore: I don't like that Manic chick for some reason.

Trevor Mach: That's it?

Dave Larmore: Yeah, pretty much.

Trevor Mach: Huh.....well I wish you well in your-

Anwin: You're a coward Mach!

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Anwin: I'm guessing you'll be throwing me overboard next, and I just want you to know I think you're a coward! You'll rue this decision. Oh yes, there will be ruage!

Trevor Mach: HA! How do you figure?

Anwin: I'll get back on this ship and I'll challenge you myself!

Trevor Mach: How do you expect to get back on the ship?

Anwin: I'll use that ladder over there!

Trevor Mach: Huh? Dammit, there IS a ladder and Olly's climbing back up! Biggs, force him off the ladder and pull it up! Jab him with a net or something.

Anwin: So you go ahead and chuck us all overboard, but if you're the guy you want everyone to think you are, you won't back down from a threat. You'll nut up and face it.

Trevor Mach: Nut up he says? Anwin, I like the cut of your jib. You associate with some bastards and cut throats, but you've got guts all the same. Fine, I won't throw you overboard.

Anwin: Whew.

Trevor Mach: Actually, I was never going to. You're under contract unlike these two and Ry Ry said we needed to avoid a lawsuit.

Anwin: Oh.

Trevor Mach: Well enough of this I'm hungry. Who wants some Tacos? Moz, I'm looking at you buddy. You're always up for a Taco. HAHA! Oh wait......throw Larmore overboard too.

Dave Larmore: ........whatever.

*SPLASH!*

Trevor Mach: Taco time!

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Nerma: The biggest news of The Great Eagleland Bash, was Notorious JOD's EBW World Championship win. The hooligan went from thorn in the side to "THE MAN" in short amount of time. He was found in the ring earlier today making a statement on his big win.



Jamie OD: Oi! EBW! Take a gander at this! The EBW World Championship. Now it should come as no surprise that I find this title in my possession again. I've been here before. You people know what kind of man I am. I'm the kind of man that will do anything to win this.....anything. I did just that at The Great Eagleland Bash. I once again showed Sal Paradise who is superior. I kicked that sleazy Kinniku Mike to the curb and sent his ass packing back to Edo. They are both gone because of ME. I did this by myself, without "strong tits", and especially without "the people". I don't need you people, I never have. You're the people that doubted me and polluted me with negativity. I say fuck you, I did it myself. This title right here, it's the World Cup of wrestling. It's the most important championship in the sport......and it's mine.

Amy Taylor: Um....excuse me Jamie I-

Jamie OD: Oi! Amy Taylor, this better be bloody good.

Amy Taylor: Just passing along a message from the Boss sir.

Jamie OD: Trevor Mach.....what does that wanker want?

Amy Taylor: He wants to congratulate you on your big win actually.

Jamie OD: Of course he does. I'm the champion he needs for EBW.

Amy Taylor: He also wants to let you know that you have a title defense scheduled.....for the very next Xcite.

Jamie OD: What?! That fucking plocker! Mike is Edo, and Sal's on the shelf. Who is the opponent?!

Amy Taylor: You'll find out when he makes his entrance.

Jamie OD: .....

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Nerma: We end on some interesting Maelstrom news. The Hybrid brand will return in a big way, as Firebrand X will be making a defense of the Openweight Championship against an outside mega star from the Super Fighting Championship MMA promotion Andy "The 3 Toed Sloth" Silvia. Since Maelstrom's return, the MMA promotions of the world have been salivating at the chance to invade to try and show our Hybrid fighters as weak and inferior. This will be the biggest test to date for the brand and for the Rookie King Firebrand X. The Boss Trevor Mach is not the biggest Andy Siliva fan due to past instances of boring fights and outright cheating. None the less, he will allow the match to happen with the belt on the line.



Vice President Ryan IQ: Let it be known that-

Trevor Mach: Look at him Ry Ry. Suspicious son of a bitch with his shifty eyes.

Vice President Ryan IQ: You're the one with the shifty eyes Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Wedge, check him real quick. I want to see if he's covered in Vaseline.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Really? You think he'd be greased up for a signing ceremony and weight in?

Wedge: He's covered sir.

Trevor Mach: SEE!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Really? Son of a bitch Silvia!

Andy Silvia: I'm sorry, I'll make it better with BBQ.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Eh?

Andy Silvia: You come over to my house for family BBQ.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Uh....no thanks...

Trevor Mach: Luckily for you, Hybrid Fighting allows knees to the head of a downed opponent you cheating jackass!

Andy Silvia: BBQ?

Trevor Mach: No, I don't want your damn BBQ! It's like the Hiro Takashi thing all over again except without the stupid hair. Firebrand X is going to take you apart!

Firebrand X: I'm an honest champion. I'm a fighting champion. I'm a nightmare for anyone who gets in my way. Silvia, you're stepping into a world you're not ready for. You're stepping into my world. Maelstrom is my reality, you're just living in it.

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Nerma: The card will also feature Camilo Ortega's biggest test to date in Hybrid Fighting, as Jorge Jacie steps up to continue the Ortega/Jacie rivalry. We'll have more details on the complete card as they come in.

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Announcer: Time for an EBW rundown! Xcite will join Xperience on board the SS Anne this week, as EBW travels farther than it's ever gone, yes even further than Winter. EBW is heading to the far off north of Arctica, to heat things up in the coldest place on Earth. The card for Xcite is booked, with Jet Set Future and SURGE Generation getting a shot at Ness and Troy in the opener, with the Tag Titles hanging up above the ring, that's right it's a Ladder match to start the show. The main event will see new EBW World Champion Jamie OD put his newly won title on the line, but who will the opponent be?

EBW: Xcite
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Tag Team Championship 3-Team Ladder: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. Grind/Switchback vs. Amigo/Maurice
2. Infinity Division Singles: Generator vs. Bolshoi
3. Tag Team: Little Mac/Anwin vs. Camilo Ortega/Tack Angel
4. Sparkle Division 3-Way: Nanimura vs. Manic vs. Janine
5. Sparkle Division 6-Woman: Lady M's/Heather Mach/Sarah vs. Tracy/Paula/Erica
6. EBW World Championship: Jamie OD(c) vs. ?

Announcer: At the behest of Rookie King Firebrand X, Shadow will get another shot at the Infinity Division Championship on Xperience, but this time it's under No Rules conditions. Is Firebrand X planning to show up Shadow at his own game?

EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Twin Star Championship: Lady M's(c)/Sarah(c) vs. Heather Mach/Nanimura
2. Infinity Division Championship No Rules: Firebrand X(c) vs. Shadow

Announcer: The card for Maelstrom V is set. It too will take place on board the SS Anne, and two big Women's Hybrid matches have been added. Should be an exciting show. This is your EBW run down for the week.

Maelstrom V
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Women's Hybrid: Heather Mach vs. Gina Marquez[PIXEL FC]
2. Women's Hybrid: Manic vs. Nanimura
3. Men's Hybrid: Camilo Ortega vs. Jorge Jacie[PIXEL FC]
4. Maelstrom Openweight Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Andy Silivia[SFC]

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Coming off the heels of The Great Eagleland Bash, we have new EBW World Champion in Notorious JOD Jamie OD, and the Earthbound Family continue to tighten their grip on the promotion they believe that are trying to save. Xcite is taking place on board the SS Anne this week, as EBW heads to distant lands, but that didn't stop them from pulling ashore and letting more beach goers attend the hottest event of the week. The action quickly got underway, as we started off with the Tag Team Championship 3-Team Ladder match.

-A hot opener between 3-teams vying for the Tag Team Championship hanging above the ring. The Earthbound Family's Ness and Troy were the champions, but Jet Set Future had the advantage with their high flying style and penchant for high risk tactics. Amigo and Maurice were the wild cards here. While they worked with Jet Set to keep the ladder away from Ness and Troy, they also wanted those titles themselves, with SURGE Generation using the ladder to push the young team out of the ring. Ness and Troy stuck then, with Ness dropkicking Maurice out of the ring, and Troy picking up Amigo to drop him on the ladder. Grind and Switchback jumped back onto the ring apron, onto the top ropes, and jumped off onto Ness and Troy to regain control of the ladder and the match. Wild opening to a wild and entertaining match. Noah Jennings tried to come out on behalf of the Family, but the Boss Trevor Mach appeared to drag him to the back. Back in the ring, Amigo and Switchback were fighting on the ladder towards the title. Maurice was about to jump back into the ring to make the save for Amigo, but Grind flipped over the top rope and splashed down on him. Troy rushed on to the ladder to slam Switchback to the ground, while Ness appeared behind Amigo to push him off the top of the ladder and grabbed the titles he was about take down. The Earthbound Family retains. ***** Stars

After the match the Boss Trevor Mach appeared again on the stage to applaud the gloating Ness.



Trevor Mach: Weeeeeeeeell! Didn't think you had it in you Ness. That was ALMOST a completely legit title defense. Of course, I had to boot Noah Jennings on his ass for trying to get involved, but I'm SURE you didn't expect any help did you?

Ness: Didn't need it Mach! I bet you're really happy to have us as champions, we're the only ones around here with any class! You NEEDED us to retain these belts.

Trevor Mach: Needed it like I need a brick to the face Ness. All the same congratulations.

Ness: That "congratulations" you just gave me, was the smartest thing you've done as "Boss" thus far. I'm glad to see you realize that the Earthbound Family is-

Trevor Mach: I realize that I seemed to recall something important I said to you. I told you that when I was done with Olly Oliver and Dave Larmore, that I would be coming back your way. I'm really liking this hands on approach to controlling my company. You want the Earthbound Family to take me down and replace me? I say like hell! Ness, I'm going to make sure that your next title defense is "worthy" of your supposed elite status. It's match you won't soon forget. BOOSH!

Ness: .....



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with the brand new EBW World Champion Jamie OD. Jamie shocked the world at the Great Eagleland Bash when-

Jamie OD: Oi! I've been thinking about that actually. "Shocked".....who was "shocked" that I was able to reclaim my belt? This was a long time coming. I got myself distracted once upon on a time, but when I'm focused, I'm the best. I've always been better than Sal Paradise, and I'll always be better than Kinniku Mike. Thanks to me neither man is here tonight. "Shocked"......"Expected" should be the word.

Hater: Well how about the news tonight that you already have a title match scheduled for the main event? Was that "expected"?

Jamie OD: You trying to be a smart ass Hater? Don't even think about being a smart ass to me. People that piss me off tend to get hurt around here.

Hater: NYAH! No, I was just-

Jamie OD: Shut it! Listen, I don't care if I have to put the title up for grabs tonight or any night. That's an expected move from Trevor Mach. He wanted to see what I would do next when he didn't fire me, that's when I won this belt. He's probably wondering what will happen now. I'll tell you....I'm keeping this belt. Mike is stuck in Edo, and Sal is on the injured list. Who could possibly stand up to me?

Little Mac: I'll tell you one thing....it's not someone from the Earthbound Family.

Jamie OD: Oi! Like I care who it is.

Little Mac: Isn't it a little unnerving not to know. Wouldn't you like a little....insurance policy? The Family can-

Jamie OD: I don't need your help! I'm the EBW World Champion! No force on Heaven or Earth can stop me!

-Generator battled Bolshoi in Infinity Division singles action next, but it wouldn't be a long bout. Hotlanta rushed out soon after the match began. Hotlanta and Bolshoi attacked Generator and ended the match via DQ rather quickly. Firebrand X and Randy no Kachi rushed out to make the save and yet another brawl broke out due to Jigoku Gundan. N/A Stars

-The man who walks the path of Heaven and the Pushpin Seraphim joined forces against Little Mac and Anwin in an exciting tag match. Mac had Anwin do his heavy lifting through most of the match. Anwin and Camilo had an impressive back and forth with Camilo escaping a Static Suplex and turning it into a Vertical Drop Emerald Flowsion, named the Kewatun. Mac had to rush into the match finally to break the pin attempt. He clocked Camilo and dragged Anwin to the corner to make the tag. Mac and Tack let the fists and kicks fly, with Tack taking the advantage, landing his TaToBa Kick off the top rope, and finished the Green Legend with an Angel Driver before getting the 1-2-3. Impressive win for Camilo and Tack Angel. *** Stars

Nerma: Nerma here with the ladies of Sparkle. Twin Star Champions Lady M's and Sarah, along with Heather Mach. Later on, these three will take on the Earthbound Family in 6-woman tag action. Are you ready for-

Sarah: Of course we're ready! Why would you ask such a stupid question? We-

Lady M's: Can it Sarah. You don't speak for me, and you don't speak for Heather.

Sarah: Remember who your tag partner is? You're with me now understand?

Lady M's: Strike 2 Sarah....knock it off.

Sarah: She's a Mach....she's a worthless failure just like that-

Heather Mach: What's that bitch?!

Lady M's: And Strike 3. SARAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Sarah: ......

Lady M's: As you can see Nerma.....we're not ready. I never asked for this psycho to be my tag team partner, but I'll deal with....we'll deal with it in that ring. Heather, let's move. Sarah, do us a favor and stay in the back.

Sarah: Oh Tali....you still have a lot to learn.....and I guess I'll have to teach you.

-Sparkle action was up next with Nanimura, Manic, and Janine taking part in a 3-way match. The focus on the match was between Manic's power and Nanimura's submission ground style, with Janine trying to steal a win whenever she could. Manic attempted to powerbomb Janine, but Nanimura forced her out of the ring and forced Janine to submit herself with an Abdominal Stretch. ** Stars

-Sparkle 6-Woman action next, with M's team taking on the whole of The Earthbound Family. M's had the upper hand on Tracy during the early going, but Tracy fired back and tagged in Erica for a tandem dropkick on Sexy Strong Style. Heather Mach got the tag from M's and sent Erica to the outside. Mach eventually connected with a knee drop off the apron on Erica and the crowd fired up. Paula eventually tagged in, and that started a series of quick tags from the Family to keep M's out of the ring and Heather in the ring. Eventually Heather got close enough to tag in Sarah, but Sarah hopped off the ring apron and dragged M's down with her. Paula finished off Heather with the Rockin' Femme as M's and Sarah argued outside of the ring. ** Stars

It was time for the main event as the EBW World Champion Jamie OD made his way out to the ring. He circled the ring holding his title overhead. He gloated to the crowd and demanded his challenger come out. That challenge would soon be answered by the man who walks the path of Heaven Camilo Ortega.

-EBW World Championship time, as Jamie OD would make his first defense against Camilo Ortega. Jamie OD laughed at his opponent and wasn’t paying attention when the bell rang and Camilo nailed him with a running dropkick in the corner. He followed up another dropkick and another. Camilo went to town on the hooligan and forced him outside of the ring. Blow after blow lead to an irish whip that was reversed, sending Camilo into the ring steps. Jamie rushed him to try and land a Penalty Kick, but Camilo rolled out of the way and Jamie hit himself kicking the steps. Ortega dragged OD back into the ring and controlled the pace of the match, using his Judo styled take downs to keep the champ off his feet. Both men got up and exchanged blows. After an exchange of counters, Camilo countered a Jamie escape and rolled into the half crab. Jamie quickly pulled himself to the ropes to get free. Camilo tried picking him up, but Jamie gouged his eyes and went to work with stiff kicks. A Shining Wizard lead to a pin attempt but Camilo kicked out. Jamie started toying with the young upstart, by kicking him every time he tried to get up. He lined up for a Shining Black and went for another pin to get the 2.9. Jamie was a little frustrated at this point and picked up Camilo for a facebuster, but Camilo escaped and landed his Kewatun for a pin attempt and a 2.9 of his own. Back and forth action had the fans of their feet. The crowd really got behind Camilo Ortega for a change. Late in the match, Jamie had Camilo on the ropes, landing kick after kick. He once again gloated to the fans as he attempted to pick Camilo up for a finish, but Camilo escaped behind him and clinched in a sleeper hold. Jamie fought violently to get Camilo off, bashing him into the corner so hard he even slammed his head and the post and busted open hard. Camilo wore Jamie down before hitting an inverted facelock takeover followed into a rear naked choke. The move called the Saka-Otoshi was locked in tight, and Jamie OD could not escape. With little choice left the champion tapped out, and just like that Camilo Ortega shocked the world to win the match and become the NEW EBW WORLD CHAMPION! The crowd was on its feet at this startling development, and Jamie OD himself was stunned in utter shock at what had happened. Excellent match! ***** Stars

The show ended with one of the biggest moments in Xcite history. A man instantly turned to legend, as he ended Jamie OD's short title reign to become EBW World Champion. Camilo Ortega, walking the path of Heaven, he is the man who will rule everything...



EBW: Xcite
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Tag Team Championship 3-Team Ladder: Ness(c)/Troy(c) beat Grind/Switchback and Amigo/Maurice (18:03) when Ness grabbed the belts -> 4th Defense
2. Infinity Division Singles: Generator beat Bolshoi (2:20) via DQ
3. Tag Team: Camilo Ortega/Tack Angel beat Little Mac/Anwin (6:59) via Tack Angel Driver on Little Mac -> Pin
4. Sparkle Division 3-Way: Nanimura beat Manic and Janine (8:01) via Abdominal Stretch on Janine -> Submission
5. Sparkle Division 6-Woman: Tracy/Paula/Erica beat Lady M's/Heather Mach/Sarah (9:10) via Paula Rockin' Femme on Heather -> Pin
6. EBW World Championship: Camilo Ortega beat Jamie OD(c) (13:03) via Saka-Otoshi -> Submission -> NEW EBW World Champion!

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Mike and Anwin posts go here

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Announcer: The most surprising and shocking moment in Xcite history took place when Camilo Ortega shattered the ceiling and the status quo to become the new EBW World Champion. Nerma managed to track down the elusive new champion and get a quick word from him. In addition, she may have witnessed a preview of things to come.



Nerma: Camilo Ortega, the NEW EBW World Champion! I've been looking everywhere for you.

Camilo Ortega: I've been getting that from a lot of people lately. It seems my victory has attracted some attention.

Nerma: You bet it has! You're the center of the wrestling universe right now with that shocking win. You upset a brand new champion, and made Jamie OD's reign the shortest in EBW history on your way to your first ever world championship. What do you attribute your win to? Skill or an opponent that underestimated you.

Camilo Ortega: Either way I achieved my fated destiny. My Grandmother used to tell me, if I wish for it, fate will always be my ally.

Firebrand X: Doesn't seem like to me. Seems like something altogether different.

Nerma: Double champion Firebrand X! This is certainly unexpected.

Firebrand X: It seems to me like you stopped trying to act like someone else, and started being yourself.

Camilo Ortega: My Grandmother used to tell me it's alright to act like someone else, if it means you find yourself.

Firebrand X: You impress me Ortega. I look forward to seeing what you can do as EBW World Champion.

Camilo Ortega: You're not the only one who is impressed. It seems fate has thrust EBW onto both of our shoulders. I trust you won't "buckle under the pressure".

Firebrand X: As long as a shadow looms over the Infinity Division, I'll be the light that chases it away.

Nerma: Amazing! Two young champions ready to take EBW by storm!



w00t: So we're out in the middle of the ocean. That means we can't do anything or go anywhere. They expect us to do a weekly show, but how the hell are we going to do anything way out here. Luckily, a solution made itself available.



Dynamic Dougie: I'm booooooooored.

w00t: Yes.....me too....me too.

Simon Stuart: We could run drills and train sir.

w00t: That would be great if we were allowed to use the ring installed on the boat. VP Ry Ry made it clear that we're not allowed to use it.

Simon Stuart: Oh.

w00t: Yep.

Simon Stuart: Well that sucks.

w00t: It does.

Simon Stuart: *sigh*

w00t: *sigh*

Dynamic Dougie *burp*

w00t: Something happen please.

Retro Hippie: YOU GUYS!

w00t: Oh thank God.

Retro Hippie: We've got a bone to pick with you!

w00t: Go oooooon.

Retro Hippie: Generation Gimmie is PISSED! We're pissed that you guys get so much television time! We want that television time! Give it to us now!

w00t: HA!

Retro Hippie: Don't you laugh at me! Do I look funny to you?!

w00t: Yes, you look ridiculous and you smell worse than Dougie over there.

Dynamic Dougie: BURN!

Retro Hippie: We're Generation Gimmie! Our college professors told us that we could have whatever we wanted if we beg and protested enough, and we'll protest until we get your show if we have to!

w00t: Oh great, I didn't intend on dealing with a stinking Hippie. Let's just go back to being bored.

Retro Hippie: NO! WE'RE GONNA PROTEST!

w00t: *sigh* How about a match instead?

Retro Hippie: Eh?

w00t: Uh...yeah...we'll challenge you to a 5-on-5 match down in the EBW ring.

Simon Stuart: I thought you said we weren't allowed to.

w00t: Shhh....don't worry about it.

Retro Hippie: Well considering you said 5-on-5 I'll assume you can find a woman for your team.

w00t: Eh? That's a woma- I mean of course.....of course I can.

Retro Hippie: Good, or else you'd have to forfeit. Mwahahahahaha!

w00t: *sigh* I better got find the Sparkle girls.



Lady M's: Well Jackie, you see......I would really like to talk about it, but there is some creepy looking bastard looming above me right now.

Blue Lightning: Sup ladies. Who wants to donate their sexy body.....for  wrestling......a match.....in the ring and not in a bed.

Lady M's: Yeah we got it.

Blue Lightning: So yeah?

Lady M's: No.

Nanimura: No.

Heather Mach: Perhaps if your name was RED Lightning. As it stands I really just don't like the color blue.

Lady M's: She's a Mach.

w00t: *sigh* Dammit Blue, that's not how I told you how to ask them!

Lady M's: w00t, what is it you want?

w00t: I need a lady to join us for a 5-on-5 against Generation Gimmie.

Lady M's: Hmmm, as much as I hate hippies, I'm gonna pass on account of me just not giving a fuck.

Nanimura: My MU teachings, state that I can't discriminate against anyone, even hippies.

Heather Mach: Aw, what the hell, I'll help you. I was bored anyways.



w00t: Well a big waste of time turned into a match with no bearing on anything. Heather Mach helped us out big time, but the best part was being able to get in the ring again and blast Retro Hippie on the mat with a WKO. I needed a shower though cause let's face....hippies are dirty. Of course the Red Shirts tracked us down and reported us to Ry Ry, but who cares. A capitalist beat a hippie today, and that's all that matters. Wait...that WAS the point right? What a boring day.

The Wrestling's Unsanctioned Event
SS Anne
The EBW Network

10-Person Mixed Tag: w00t/Chu Chu/Simon Stuart/Blue Lightning/Heather Mach beat Retro Hippie/Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage/Chad the Hipster/Janinie (14:50) via w00t WKO on Retro Hippie -> Pin

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Announcer: Some big announcements have been made for this week, so let's have another EBW run down of the week's events. We start with Xperience, which is now fully booked with 3 title matches. New EBW Champion Camilo Ortega will address the crowd, but he'll get a break in the ring, as will Jamie OD, Tack Angel, and most of the Earthbound Family. The ladies of Sparkle will step up in two big matches, while Swift returns to the main cards and not just pay per view matches when he has an interpromotional battle against Ludwig von Koopa, continuing Swift's new rivalry with the Koopa clan. Noah Jennings will put the Eagleland Championship on the line against the rookie Cherub Kid. Kid hasn't won many matches in his short tenure, but he's pulled off some surprises. Can he stand up to the 3-time Eagleland Champion? The main event will see Rookie King Firebrand X put the belt on the line against Shadow in a No Rules contest. Who will survive? Find out on the next Xperience!

EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Tag: Avion/Metrion vs. Generator/Randy no Kachi
2. EBW x MKPW Singles: Swift vs. Ludwig von Koopa[MKPW]
3. Sparkle Singles: Manic vs. Erica
4. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Cherub Kid
5. Twin Star Championship: Lady M's(c)/Sarah(c) vs. Heather Mach/Nanimura
6. Infinity Division Championship No Rules: Firebrand X(c) vs. Shadow

Announcer: The Maelstrom V card takes on a whole meaning now that the EBW World Champion is on the card. The Jacie family is pumped up more than ever at the chance of taking down EBW's new World Champion. Can Camilo Ortega fend off the challenge? Also, an odd match has been added to the card, with someone named Macho Mask getting a bout against Bobby Lawless. Who is Macho Mask? Other than that the card remains the same. Don't miss this event!

Maelstrom V
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Women's Hybrid: Heather Mach vs. Gina Marquez[PIXEL FC]
2. Women's Hybrid: Manic vs. Nanimura
3. Men's Hybrid: Macho Mask[?] vs. Bobby Lawless[PIXEL FC]
4. Men's Hybrid: Camilo Ortega vs. Jorge Jacie[PIXEL FC]
5. Maelstrom Openweight Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Andy Silivia[SFC]

Announcer: We're back with another EBW rundown of upcoming events. EBW: Alpha will air at a later date this week, as The Wrestling is setting up for its biggest show yet. The title will be on the line for the first time, when the rookie powerhouse champion Chu Chu battles friend and veteran Poo. We'll also see a new #1 Contender crowned and a Sparkle Division Offer match. All of this and more might make this the show to watch for those uninitiated with The Wrestling.

The Wrestling in Arctica
Arctica City
The EBW Network

1. Tag Team: FPS #1/FPS #2 vs. Fighter Daron/Blue Lightning
2. Singles: RA vs. Chad the Hipster
3. #1 Contender 4-Way: Simon Stuart vs. Mike Ishijima vs. Retro Hippie vs. Hashim Al-Singh
4. Sparkle Division Offer: Heater Mach vs. Janine
5. The Wrestling Championship of Wrestling Wrestling: Chu Chu(c) vs. Poo[Free]

Announcer: That leads us into a stacked Xperience aboard the SS Anne. This card is packed with title bouts, revenge matches, and a battle to determine the next #1 Contender to the EBW World Championship. Amigo has been included into the fray with Jamie OD and Anwin, to see who gets a shot at Camilo next. Ortega himself will oversee the match as the Special Referee. Not an Xperience to be missed.

EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division 6-Man: Firebrand X/Generator/Randy no Kachi vs. Shadow/Hotlanta/Bolshoi
2. Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Keith Karnage/Rex Ratz
3. Singles: Maurice vs. Little Mac
4. Eagleland Championship: Cherub Kid(c) vs. Noah Jennings
5. Sparkle Division Championship: Tracy(c) vs. Val
6. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Jamie OD vs. Anwin vs. Amigo Special Referee: Camilo Ortega
7. EBW Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. Tack Angel/Macho Mask



Kinniku Mike: Ok so this is another episode of Booty Call folks...and yes I do sound a bit out of it.

Maurice: Well Mike this is the first time we've seen you since your match on New Edo for the title. You gotta give us the scoop of what happened after your match.

Kinniku Mike: Ok on the documentary, it showed around 3am me and Sonoko getting kicked out of the hotel for making noises, well most didn't know that on the way to the hotel we passed by wedding that night.

Maurice: A wedding at 3am? What the hell man?

Kinniku Mike: It gets worse, the wedding was for Koji Yamamoto and his wife from New Edo whose wrestling in All Edo. The theme was a ladder climb for the bouquet and one of the ladies fell off and the flowers landed on my hands. So I was forced by Sonoko Kato and a group of All Edo guys to get married while still having my luggage. That's why I was a bit extra focused in my match with Takashi.

Maurice: It did show in that match. But what did you do afterwards?

Kinniku Mike: I begged for Trevor to get the time-machine and he said "Well Chocolate Bear, you're a double champion for the 2nd time, EBW is the dominant show, you've done it all as a Samoan Sexmachine, its time for you to settle down this time and not lose a good woman. In other words...NO!"

Maurice: *laughs* Double titles, wedding bells...what the hell Mike. No wonder why you was weak in the triple threat.

Kinniku Mike: That shit ain't funny...anyways onto another subject. This promotion on women who are against people like me. The O.O.W.A.K.M. or Organization of Women Against Kinniku Mike when really they should be called "Women Who Lack Orgasms". Blaming me on your kids wanting to be like me, which is sad because they consider me more of a man than their own daddies. Well the ones that claim them. You people haven't said anything when guys like Noah Jennings have to BUY your attention or Anwin...and he's just plain weird. I know I'm a pervert, but that mans awkward. Overall I just want to tell you guys, all of you can kiss my Samoan Gorilla Nuts! Now, excuse me Maurice, I will be back in the EBW ring soon. I'm not sure when, as NEPW has been giving me bookings. My next match is with the supposed "Complete Player" Yujiro Nakanishi. Guess what bros, I'm the Complete Sexmachine! Be at your best and please Trevor wherever you at, please go get the time machine man!

Trevor Mach: *pops up from under the table* No, no, and no Chocolate Bear! Good luck in New Edo representing EBW as well as being a married man...BOOSH!

Kinniku Mike: Fuck...

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Trevor Mach: You guys....I love you guys! No seriously, you guys are awesome! You're the future of my company right here in front of me. I've got an exciting new EBW World Champion, an enigmatic and dominant rookie king, and a surprising surge for Cherub Kid. I mean, if that kid could learn Eaglish he'll really be going places! Tack, tonight you and Macho Mask will win the tag belts, and I'll have the perfect set up to really push EBW hard on this world tour. The last thing we need is-

Ness: The Earthbound Family retaining?

Trevor Mach: I was going to say the last thing we need is that treacherous fuck Ness continuing to undermine me, but either or really.

Ness: That's funny coming from you. Treacherous.....surprised you even know what that means. I mean, you are the one who has the dirty hands around here. You're the one that causes so much controversy. My hands....are clean.

Trevor Mach: Your hands might be clean, but you've got a dirty brown nose from shoving your head so far up your own ass you think you can be Boss around here.

Ness: You think you can do it and I can't?

Trevor Mach: I'll be honest, I'm learning as I go along, but I know that I've got the fortitude to do the things that need to be done, and you don't!

Ness: Oh, I know all about that so called "fortitude", and I know you know how to do the low down dirty deeds necessary to get what you want.

Trevor Mach: What is it that you want Ness? I know you're running for Boss around here, but I don't think you came to wish me luck or anything.

Ness: You're right about that. I came to remind you of something....that sleeping giant I was talking about. That threat you wouldn't see coming.

Trevor Mach: Alright alright, I've been waiting for this. Don't tell me, you're going to let Troy off his leash to attack me because I fired him at one point right? You're forgetting I'm also the guy who rehired him on my own volition so-

Ness: Hahahaha! No, this isn't about Troy. You're not looking at the big picture here. If I want to get you Trevor....if I want to beat you at your own game and take the job I rightfully deserve, then I need to personally seek out someone from outside of EBW that could let me know just what kind of man you really are.

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Ness: You did an excellent job of covering up your past before 2006 Trevor. It was very smart of you to cover your tracks. You weren't perfect though. A few "loose ends" you never tied up. Fortunately, once I announced I was running for Boss around here.....one of those loose ends came to me.

?: Trevor......it's been a long time.

Trevor Mach: No.....it can't be......DA?!



DA: It's good to know that even at the top you will always remember the "little people".

Trevor Mach: It can't be you. I....I thought....you were...

DA: Dead? No....you hoped I was dead. After what you did....I would hope I was dead too.

Trevor Mach: You got it all wrong, I-

DA: Trevor Trevor Trevor.....that's all in the past now....a dark past that you've hidden in the shadows. You haven't told anyone have you? Can't say I blame you. The carnage and chaos.....it was glorious wasn't it? Ironic to find you standing here in a position of power....after all we accomplished.

Trevor Mach: You....you can't be here. Red Shirts!

DA: I'm a guest of your friend Ness. I don't intend on going anywhere. I want to see this wrestling show you put so much effort into. And at some point....you and I must catch up on....old times.

Trevor Mach: What are you here for DA?

DA: I promise you Trevor, after tonight....my plans won't concern you.....after tonight.

Trevor Mach: Ness, you've made a big mistake.

DA: Not as big of a mistake as you.

Tack Angel: Trev....hey....you alright man?

Trevor Mach: No.....no I'm not.

Tack Angel: Who was that?

Trevor Mach: The worst thing that could have ever gotten on board this boat......the absolute worst.



The EBW crew has gone from the frigid Arctica back to the SS Anne for Xperience. Titles would be on the line, and the EBW World Champion would personally oversee the match to determine his next opponent. The action would kick off with the Infinity Division, as Firebrand X would continue to lead the charge against Jigoku Gundan.

-Firebrand X, Generator, and Randy no Kachi battled Shadow, Hotlanta, and Bolshoi in a solid Infinity Division opener. Jigoku Gundan were up to dirty tricks from start to finish, with Shadow trying to rip the mask off his rival Firebrand X. Late in the match Hotlanta once again got one over on Generator by tripping him off the side of the ring and flinging him into the ring steps, giving Shadow enough time to hit the Shadow Driver on RnK and pinned him for the 1-2-3. Dirty tricks lead to victory Jigoku Gundan, but Firebrand X refused to let them win the war and tossed them all out the ring, standing tall with both his titles. *** Stars

-The Sharks returned to form for tag action against Rex Ratz and Keith Karnage of Generation Gimmie. Retro Hippie tried to get involved from the outside, but The Sharks had the experience and foresight to chase him off. Shark #1 hit the Shark Driver on Keith Karnage to get the pin. **1/2 Stars

Backstage, Nerma tried to get a word with the Boss Trevor Mach, but he quickly brushed by her, not saying a word. Uncharacteristic of the Boss.

-Maurice and Little Mac collided again in singles action. The Green Legend seemed to have lost a step over time, as he wasn't able to keep up with Maurice in the back and forth striking. Maurice went for the KO Punch, but Little Mac rolled out of the ring and retreated to the tune of a count out loss. Maurice continues to get the better or Mac in singles action. **1/2 Stars

-Top of the hour main event saw Cherub Kid put his newly won Eagleland Championship on the line against former champion Noah Jennings in a rematch of sorts. Their first match was a quick shocker, as Cherub Kid rolled up Noah easily for the pin, but this was much more of a battle. Noah dominated the early goings, letting out his anger and frustration. Cherub Kid did impress though by showing the spirit of his mentor Tack Angel, by coming back with a series of harsh kicks that took Jennings off his feet. Cherub followed it up with a Shining Wizard before going high risk with the Cherub's Flight before getting the pin and the win. Surprisingly good defense, as the rookie proved himself in this lengthy contest. ***1/2 Stars

Nerma: Nerma here with the EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega, and the three men who will fight for a title shot tonight. He'll decide the winner, as he's the special guest referee. Camilo will you-

Jamie OD: Oi! Don't talk to that fluke first toots. I'm the man you want to be talking to. Camilo Ortega got lucky once, and that won't happen again. He'll be FORCED to count the pin tonight when I beat either of these chumps.

Camilo Ortega: My Grandmother used to say "speak when spoken to".

Jamie OD: I thought I told you before, I couldn't care less about what your Grandmother says. I'm here to be champion. I'm here to hurt anyone in my path. I don't need to hear lectures from you.

Anwin: You're not the only one tired of hearing it! The problem for you is I will be the one to shut him up, once I shut you up.

Amigo: And you're both counting me out, and that's the biggest mistake you could make. I'm a former world champion. I'm the world warrior. I'm the man who refuses to tap. I'm the next EBW World Champion.

Nerma: Well, strong words from the contenders, but what do you have to say about all of this Camilo?

Camilo Ortega: The opponent doesn't matter.....the outcome will always be the same. Walking the path of Heaven, I'm the man who will rule everything.

-Tracy put her Queen's Crown on the line for the 4th time tonight, with her opponent once again being Val. The tough brawler took the champion to the limit in this title bout full of intense back and forth action. She nearly captured the win after an Implant Buster and a pin attempt, but Val's old friend turned enemy Erica put Tracy's foot on the rope to keep the match going. The action turned to Tracy's favor with the outside help and she managed to keep Val down after two Tik Taks for the pin. After the match, Erica and Paula entered the ring with chairs and attacked Val until the rookie Manic appeared the clear the ring and make it known that she wants the next title shot. ***1/2 Stars

-A big 3-way saw Jamie OD, Amigo, and Anwin square off, with EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega acting as the special referee. This was a great back and forth bout, with one wrestler hitting his finisher on the other, only for the third to break up the pin attempt. Amigo eventually cleared Jamie and Anwin to the outside and landed a double axehandle to the Anwin's back before Jamie tossed him into the steps. Jamie dragged Amigo back into the ring for the pin attempt, but Amigo reversed it and nearly got the pin. Anwin stepped up in the big match scenario by going high risk and splashing both his opponents. Late in the match Jamie tried to bring his ball into the match to launch it into Anwin's face with a kick, but Camilo stopped him. Jamie argued with Camilo long enough for Anwin to get behind him and hit the Static Suplex. Amigo couldn't reach the pin attempt in time to break it up, and Anwin pulled off the upset victory. Amigo acknowledged the win and shook Anwin's hand, but Jamie OD lost it at the entrance way. Anwin took toe to toe with his old rival, as Camilo held up his belt. The two foes will battle once again. ****1/2 Stars

The main event was set to be a Tag Team Championship title bout between champions Ness and Troy and Tack Angel and Macho Mask. However, Tack Angel was the only one to come out. The music played for the Earthbound Family and for Macho Mask, but no one else came out. Finally, Amy Taylor ran out crying, begging for Tack to follow her. They ran to the deck of the ship to a horribly gruesome display...



Tack Angel: OH MY GOD! TREVOR?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Amy Taylor: HE DID IT! THAT BASTARD DID IT!

Ryan IQ: Stay back! I don't know who you are, but you're not going anywhere until the cops get here!

DA: You think you can stop me? I did nothing illegal. You're very own Boss that lies in a heap allows this very thing to happen on a weekly basis.

Tack Angel: Trevor? Hey....he's....hey he's not breathing! TREVOR!

Doctor: Too much blood loss, we need some blood and a defibrillator NOW!

Nurse: His knee is shattered Doctor!

Doctor: One thing at a time nurse!

DA: Looks like your Boss was indeed hiding behind a mask. We all hide behind masks, but at least some of us are honest about it.

Tack Angel: Why?! Why the hell did you do this?!

DA: It was a long time coming.

Doctor: CLEAR! No pulse.....I'm going to try again.

DA: Ashes to ashes.....

Doctor: CLEAR!

DA: Dust to dust.....

Doctor: CLEAR!

DA: We send Trevor Mach......straight to Hell.

Doctor: CLEAR! 

EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division 6-Man: Shadow/Hotlanta/Bolshoi beat Firebrand X/Generator/Randy no Kachi (5:50) via Shadow Driver on Randy no Kachi -> Pin
2. Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Keith Karnage/Rex Ratz (6:38) via Shark Driver #1 on Keith Karnage -> Pin
3. Singles: Maurice beat Little Mac (6:24) via Count Out
4. Eagleland Championship: Cherub Kid(c) beat Noah Jennings (10:02) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
5. Sparkle Division Championship: Tracy(c) beat Val via Tik Tak -> Pin -> 4th Defense
6. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Anwin beat Jamie OD and Amigo Special Referee: Camilo Ortega (13:50) via Static Suplex on Jamie OD -> Pin
7. EBW Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. Tack Angel/Macho Mask NO CONTEST

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BREAKING NEWS!

Nerma: Nerma here with a breaking story. The EBW Network can finally confirm that the Boss Trevor Mach was successfully resuscitated, following a vicious attack on Xperience by a masked man going by the name of "DA". The President was left in horrific condition, and sustained several injuries to his body, including a shattered knee, cranial damage, and several cracked ribs. Doctor's say that Mr. Mach's heart stopped beating for in excess of five minutes, and as such may have also incurred some heart trauma. The EBW Roster was shaken by this attack, but the world tour will continue on, as EBW left the shores of Arctica following The Wrestling's big event. We'll deliver more coverage on this situation as it comes in. For now, stay tuned to the EBW Network.

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Nerma: EBW is still reeling from the near death of the Boss Trevor Mach. In EBW's history their have been some injuries and hospitalizations, but this might be one of the worst. We can confirm that his condition is stable, but we're not sure exactly what the means. We know he had more than one procedure done, and is awaiting a final one to be done later today. Everyone is speaking out about the attack, and what it means for EBW. We start with the Earthbound Family, who many are blaming for the attack since they were the ones to bring in the mysterious DA.



Ness: I want to speak on behalf of myself, and the rest of the Earthbound Family when I say that we are all pulling for a speedy recovery for Trevor Mach. We might be enemies in the ring as well as the political ring, but never did I ask for this. I'm more honorable than this, and I wouldn't run a company that would allow something like this to be legal. I merely brought in this man named DA so he could shed light on who Trevor Mach really is. I was not expecting him to-

DA: If I may interject, you got exactly what you wanted and so did I. I was not attempting to kill Trevor Mach, no that would have been too easy. Instead I want him to sit back and observe what happens next. The company he built, and the rules for it he created will be used against him, and I will show what happens to someone who betrays us.....

Ness: DA! I'd like to point out that DA does not speak for us on this matter. Get well soon Trevor, so I can beat you on my own terms.



Tack Angel: Trevor's a crazy guy who seemed to have it out for me in recent months. He did all he could to fire me up and piss me off it seems. I get what he was trying to do though....in a way. You can't waste time just getting by and waiting. You have to take action, even if it leads to something like this. My friend is in the hospital now, and I blame the Earthbound Family for bringing in this DA guy. I don't know who he is, but he's dangerous, and the time may come where I need to step up and face him. Before that I am going to find a partner and I'm going to take those tag belts from Ness and Troy like Trevor wanted. I still claim the right as #1 Contender. Further more I-

Camilo Ortega: My Grandmother always said, don't hunt what you can't kill. The Boss will be back so we gave no need to grieve. Instead focus on the future. Focus on the upcoming title match between me and Anwin. The future of EBW is what the Boss cares about, so care about that in place of grieving and worrying.

Tack Angel: His Grandmother said that? What was the context of THAT coversation?!



Nerma: Nerma and Hater here at Summer Hospital where-

Dynamic Dougie: Shhh....we're supposed to keep quiet. They are busy operating.

Nerma: Oh, I had no idea sorry. You're looking cleaned up Dougie. This is the first time we've had a chance to see you react since Trevor had you moved to The Wrestling and all. Care to comment on-

Dynamic Dougie: Look, let's get serious here. I'm sure I had that coming, but none of it matters now. Family come together at a time like this.

Heather Mach: That's right.

Nerma: I see. So, do you know anything about this DA guy?

Dynamic Dougie: I've been looking for the words to explain DA, cause I knew I would be asked, but all I can think of his fear. I'm afraid of that guy. He's here with a purpose, no matter how wrong it is. He's too misguided and crazy to see that. They threw him out, and I replaced him, but it was for good reason!

Nerma: I'm sorry, WHO threw him out? Replaced him in what?

Dynamic Dougie: .....It's not my place to say. This is personal past stuff best left unsaid right now. All you need to know is that DA is short for Destroyer A. He's a killing machine, but the scariest part is that he's not a mindless brute. No matter how crazy I think his motives are, the truth is they are thought out well in advance, and he has to have been planning this for a long time.

Nerma: What do you think he has planned next?

Dynamic Dougie: I don't know, but it's my responsibility to try and stop him.

Nerma: Yours? Why?

Dynamic Dougie: Because of what I represent to him. He'll come for me eventually anyways, so I'll beat him to the punch. I've asked Ryan IQ to let me return the main roster where I will face Destroyer A on the next Xcite. I'll.....do what I can.

Nerma: Well, I know we all wish you luck and-

Heather Mach: M's?

Lady M's: How is he?

Heather Mach: Not good.....not good at all. Where have you been? We tried to get a hold of you days ago.

Lady M's: They keep moving her around so it's hard to track her.....besides I know Trevor.....he wouldn't have cared if I was here.

Heather Mach: I don't believe that. This is serious Tali. Remember when you were badly hurt, and in trouble. All he wanted was to be by your side.

Lady M's: He would understand. He knows what I have to do. He would understand this.

Heather Mach: I hope that he would.....cause right now I don't.

Lady M's: Family is important, which is why I have to save a member of mine. That's important, and he knows that! Don't fucking try to judge me! This is something I have to do!

Heather Mach: Then go do it!

Lady M's: I....I needed to see if he was alright.

Heather Mach: He's not, but he'll live. Don't you have something to do?

Lady M's: .....I'll be back when it's all over.

Dynamic Dougie: Heather, that wasn't necessary.

Heather Mach: Her husband nearly died!

Dynamic Dougie: Her sister is in the same situation. She's being pulled in two directions at once! Let her do what she can, she's can't do anything standing here with us!

Heather Mach: ......You're right. Better to do something to help than to just stand here and do nothing. You're going up against the Destroyer. I'll do what I have to do too.

Dynamic Dougie: Hey! Where are you going? 



w00t: It was a big day for us at The Wrestling. In the wake of the Boss Trevor Mach's near death experience, we rallied together to put on our best show yet, the problem was it was about as cold as it could get and I was freezing my nips off, but other than that it was a success. I swear someone of my prestige and intelligence deserves better, but what we made due with what we had. The Fourside Police Squad roughed up Daron and Lightning, and for good measure pepper sprayed Generation Gimmie, who were picketing around the ring. In a battle of hippies scum, Ra managed to overcome Chad the Hipster and scored the pin after a Sunset Flip from the so called "Sun God". Mike Ishijima showed just how ruthless he is by swooping in to steal a victory from Simon Stuart. The young Stuart is finally on his game and looked to have the match in the bag, hitting a backbreaker on Retro Hippie and going for the pin, but Ishijima landed a diving headbutt on Stuart and stole his pin. Ishijima just became the new #1 Contender. He gloated after the match in a big way, which resulted in a lot of boos. So that's why people booed me when I did that. I DID look like an asshole! Heather Mach continued Generation Gimmie's losing streak by forcing Janine to choke out with the Triangle. The Sparkle ladies are a big help in getting people to attend our shows. I think they might be the biggest draw at the moment, and I STILL can't get one of them to go out to dinner with me. In an excellent main event, Chu Chu proved why he is my biggest star in the making by beating his new friend Poo in an excellent match. I've worked with Poo in the past. We've had our ups and downs, but I was happy to let Chu Chu bring him in for the brand name and the drawing power. Everything paid off, when Chu Chu hit a Spin-out Fireman's Carry Facebuster on Poo to land the pin and the win. A big 1st Defense for my best investment. We actually made some money on this one. Perhaps now I can finally pay some people, starting with myself, and get some t-shirts printed up. At least I don't have to pay Dougie for this one. He wasn't here for good reason.

The Wrestling in Arctica
Arctica City
The EBW Network

1. Tag Team: FPS #1/FPS #2 beat Fighter Daron/Blue Lightning (6:26) via #1 Gun Stun on Fighter Daron -> Pin
2. Singles: RA beat Chad the Hipster (4:13) via Sunset Flip -> Pin
3. #1 Contender 4-Way: Mike Ishijima beat Simon Stuart, Retro Hippie, Hashim Al-Singh (12:59) via Diving Headbutt -> Pin
4. Sparkle Division Offer: Heather Mach beat Janine (7:25) via Triangle Choke -> Submission
5. The Wrestling Championship of Wrestling Wrestling: Chu Chu(c) beat Poo[Free] (16:09) via Spin-out Fireman's Carry Facebuster -> Pin -> 1st Defense

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Announcer: EBW is heading to the other side of the pond for the first time ever, when Xcite invades Foggytown in jolly ol' Britland. The event is being treated like a big deal to get the fan base fired up again about the World Tour after the attack by Destroyer A to the Boss Trevor Mach. Several titles will be on the line, and we'll see some big crossover matches with Britland's own Rare Ware Wrestling. Swift will continue his undefeated series against the children of Bowser as well. The man who has instantly become the most controversial figure in EBW will be having his first match in the company, when Destroyer A takes on Dynamic Dougie Mach. The main event will see Camilo Ortega put his EBW World Championship on the line for the first time against eternal rival Anwin. All of this and more on a stacked and packed EBW: Xcite.

EBW: Xcite
Foggytown, Britland
The EBW Network

1. EBW x RWW Tag Team: Curry Man/? vs. Banjo[RWW]/Conker[RWW]
2. Ultimo Tiger Hometown Non-Title Singles: Cherub Kid vs. Ultimo Tiger[The Wrestling]
3. EBW x MKPW No Rules Singles: Swift vs. Lemmy Koopa[MKPW]
4. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Hotlanta
5. EBW Tag Team Championship: Ness(c)/Troy(c) vs. Tack Angel/?
6. Singles: Dynamic Dougie[The Wrestling] vs. Destroyer A
7. Sparkle Division Tag: Tracy/Paula vs. Nanimura/Manic
8. EBW World Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Anwin

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Announcer: EBW was represented by the former EBW World Champion and current EWGP Heavyweight Champion Kinniku Mike in Kora Hall today, as he made the 1st defense of that coveted belt against the Player of Completion Yujiro Nakanishi. It was a hard fought contest, but Mike slammed Yujiro to the mat with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb to get the pin and the win. The New Edo crowd loved the Sex Machine, and he promised to stick around and continue to be a fighting champion.

New Edo Pro Wrestling
Kora Hall
Shogun TV

EWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kinniku Mike[EBW](c) beat Yujiro Nakanishi (19:20) via Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb -> Pin -> 1st Defense

Announcer: EBW will continue its working agreement with New Edo, as the Mike teams with Hoyt Archer against Hiro Takashi and Nagi Yoto in tag action, while Maurice tries to mimic the success of his SURGE Generation partner by going against Super Duper Actual Real Ace of New Edo Shin Matsumura for the EWGP Intercontinental Championship.

New Edo Pro Wrestling - Explosion Tour 2012
Buddhacon Hall
Shogun TV

Tag Team: Kinniku Mike[EBW]/Hoyt Archer vs. Hiro Takashi/Nagi Yuto
EWGP Intercontinental Championship: Shin Matsumura(c) vs. Maurice[EBW]

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Destroyer A: People, your chains have been broken! No longer must you serve under the oppression of a clod and buffoon! Your former "Boss" was crushed under my boot, and now his cousin too has been brought to justice! This lowly ginger once thought he could replace me, but obviously that was not the case. This fraud of a human being was the imposter trying to allow Trevor Mach to do as he pleases with his power by donning the mask I tossed overboard last week. He thought he could escape us, but we brought him to justice. No longer do the Mach's rule here. It's time for you to take back what belongs to you. What is owed to you! EBW belongs to YOU! The time is soon coming where you will hold this company in the palm of your hands and you will mold it into what you want! Go! Take what is yours!

Jamie OD: HAHA! I like this guy! Wooooooooo!

Chad the Hipster: Jamie OD? What the hell happened to you man?

Jamie OD: Woooohoohoohoo! HAHAHA! Weeeeee!

Chad the Hipster: Whatever.



Tack Angel: Uh....well guys....I'm not very good at speeches here, but I'd like to speak on behalf of Trevor here. This guy Destroyer A appears to be bad news in every way, shape, and form.

Swift: Is he a lemon Tack? You hate lemons don't you? >:C

Tack Angel: I stopped the lemon thing forever ago Swift.

Swift: Yeah whatever lemon hater. >:C

Tack Angel: Destroyer A came in as a guest of the Earthbound Family, but he doesn't appear to be on their leash. He's riling up dissent in the locker room and trying to start some revolution. This coupled with Trevor out of action, Lady M's gone, and Dougie Mach brutally beaten earlier today leads me to believe that if we don't stand together, they will get what they want and that's not good for us.

Manic: How do you know that? Maybe we DO want what they want!

Swift: Who let you up here shifty eyed, blue lipped, she devil!? >:C

Manic: >:C

Tack Angel: Believe me, this isn't what we want. I can't say I was ever a subscriber to Trevor Mach's methods or ideals, but at least he meant well unlike Destroyer A. This guy nearly murdered my friend, and he's just getting started. We need to stick together.

Amigo: Tack, I'm a wrestler, that's what I do, and that's what I'm here for. However, whenever someone tries to hurt EBW, you know I'll always be there to do my part to save it.

Maurice: Me too.

Firebrand X: The dragon's fire burns hot.

Tack Angel: I'm going to guess that means you're in.

Cherub Kid: Itadakimasu!

Tack Angel: No Cherub, we're not talking about eating we're-

Swift: That kid better not come anywhere near my Funyuns Tack.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Guys, seriously we-

Camilo Ortega: My Grandmother always said that evil prospers when good men do nothing.

Swift: Pft! You think you're a great man?! Still smell like a lucky rookie to me!

Camilo Ortega: My Grandmother also said, don't try to be a great man, just be a man and let history sort it out.

Swift: I.....uh.....damn >:C

Tack Angel: Ortega, what are you saying?

Camilo Ortega: How can I be the ruler of all if this Destroyer A or anyone else for that matter tries to get in my way. I can't let that happen.

Tack Angel: Alright. I'm glad you guys are on the same page. We need to rally and stick together, because things are about to get crazy in EBW.



Last week a masked man by the name of Destroyer A appeared in EBW, and nearly took the life of the Boss Trevor Mach, now he intends to incite chaos, as EBW heads to jolly old Britland, for a major show in Foggytown. A packed crowed would see seven big matches. Eight were originally planned, but Destroyer A took out Dougie Mach before the match could ever take place. The show kicked off with Vice President Ryan IQ welcoming everyone to the show and running down the card. Biggs and Wedge came out to alert him that Generation Gimmie was trashing equipment backstage and he quickly rushed to the back as the first match was set to get underway....

-Rare Ware Wrestling sent two of their biggest names Banjo and Conker to battle Curry Man and his new friend Fish and Chips Man. The crowd supported the home team even as Fish and Chips Man tried to play up to the crowd by throwing fish from his weird hat. The big and powerful Banjo controlled  the pace of the match and scored a pin following a Kazookie Krush on Fish and Chips Man. Fun opening match. ** Stars

Backstage everyone was in a frantic rush, as half the roster caused a ruckus. Paula and Tracy took advantage of the chaos and attacked Manic and Nanimura before their match later in the evening. With M's and Heather Mach gone, the Earthbound Family had the numbers on their side.

-Ultimo Tiger enjoyed a moment in the spotlight of his hometown, as he returned to the main brand for one night to face Eagleland Champion Cherub Kid. The crowd backing him gave Ultimo Tiger energy and motivation and he really stepped up his game. He nearly caught the Eagleland champ in a Tiger Driver, but Cherub Kid escaped and floored UT with a series of kicks before going high risk with the Cherub's Flight before the pin and the win. UT looked good, but Cherub Kid continues to come into his own now that he's got gold. Besides, the home town guy never win. *** Stars

Nerma and Hater tried to get a word backstage with Ryan IQ about Trevor Mach's status but Retro Hippie ran in and began to rant about the oppressed before Avion and Metrion also appeared and scared off the interviewers. They backed Ryan IQ into a corner until Biggs and Wedge showed up to make the save and fight off SinDOS. The cameras cut to the SS Anne as Tack Angel lead Amy Taylor to the boat before knocking off the ramp that lead to it. Troy swooped in out of nowhere and beat Tack Angel bloody before staring up at Amy Taylor and slowly creeping back to the Xcite set.

-Swift continued his spree through the Koopa Clan by taking on Lemmy Koopa in a No Rules match. Lemmy is a notorious goof off, and was outmatched by the brawler Swift. They fought in and out of the ring with Lemmy mostly trying to escape and run away. Match ended with a Swift chair assisted Blackhammer followed by the pin. Swift called out Bowser after the match in hopes to settle the feud once and for all. *** Stars

-First hour main event saw Firebrand X put the belt on the line once again against a Jigoku Gundan member, this time being the masked veteran Hotlanta. Match kicked off with Hotlanta immediately head butting Firebrand out of the ring and flying out after him. He controlled the pace landing blow after blow before tossing the champ into the ring steps. Hotlanta then hit his Bellerophon Bomb on the outside and rolled FBX into the ring for a near fall. Hot tried to lift him for another Bellerophon Bomb, but Firebrand showed his versatility by trapping Hot in a Triangle Choke. The challenger panicked and just barely made it to the ropes. Firebrand took control of the match, which brought out Shadow and Bolshoi, but Grind and Switchback also came out to fight them, allowing the champ to land his Phoenix Splash and get the pin to retain the title for an amazing 5th time. Big brawl after the bout was just icing on the cake for the fans. **** Stars

The chaos continued in the back as Retro Hippie tried to rip the star off of the makeshift veterans locker room. Swift quite literally erupted from the ground with an uppercut that sent Hippie flying into the water. Nerma was nearby and tried to get a word with Swift, but he merely wiped his forehead on the microphone and walked towards the ring.

-Tack Angel was getting another shot against the Earthbound Family, as Destroyer A made sure the tag title bout never took place on XP. The problem was that Troy attacked Tack earlier in the night, and no one knew if Tack had found a replacement partner. All fears were put to rest as Tack limped to the ring with his old tag partner Swift, who would be working double duty for a chance to once again hold the tag belts with Tack. Crazy action all around, with Swift being a perfect foil to Troy. Ness tried to play the nice guy and make it look like he was sorry for Troy's attack earlier, but gouged Tack in the eyes and nearly pinned him with a PSI Rockin'. Late in the bout Ness tried to use a title belt to clock Tack, but Swift hit him with the POUNCE and they both fell out of the ring. Troy likewise tried to land the punt kick, but Tack avoided it and kicked Troy hard repeatedly until his landed on his knees, hitting one more time for good measure before putting him in the Angel Driver and dropping him to the mat for the pin. Tack Angel and Swift proved to be a great combination once again as they held the Tag Team Championships once again. Ness tried to play off the loss and handed out "Elect Ness" pins to the fans, while Troy nearly burst a blood vessel as he seethed with rage. Awesome bout. **** Stars

Nerma and Hater were having a hard time getting interviews during the show, but finally managed to stop Camilo Ortega. They asked the EBW World Champion for his thoughts on the backstage chaos and his upcoming title bout. Camilo nearly reaffirmed his belief that he will rule over all before walking off. They saw Anwin looming nearby and rushed to ask him his thoughts as well, but merely told them to look to their past bouts to see that Anwin is ultimately the superior fighter. A claim that would be put to the test later in the evening.

-Tracy and Paula had the advantage in the early minutes of a Sparkle tag bout between Nanimura and Manic, as they had attacked them earlier in the show and dragged them out to the ring to start things off. Manic was on the ropes and nearly fell to the Tik Tak, but Manic locked in her Manic Claw and forced the frantic Queen's Crown Champion to tag in Paula, who ripped Manic off the champ and dropped her with a double knee backbreaker. Manic managed to kick Paula off and tagged in Nanimura, who used her MU style to nearly tap out Paula with various submission holds, but Tess distracted the ref while Tracy clocked Nanimura with the Queen's Crown and Paula hit the Rockin' Femme before getting the pin. After the match Manic made the save and once again let Tracy know that she wants the next title shot. *** Stars

Nerma and Hater were set to take off early to the SS Anne, but Destroyer A blocked their path. He claimed that tonight was merely the beginning, and not only would the oppressed take back what is theirs on XP, but they would also learn who Trevor Mach really is...

-The main event saw two old rivals face off once again with the biggest stakes ever in their entertaining feud, as EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega battled challenger Anwin. A great back and forth opening, with Anwin playing it straight and telling Noah Jennings and Little Mac to not get involved in the match. That didn't stop them from trying though, which lead to the ref forcing them to the back to the delight of the fans. Anwin went for the pin early, following a series of holds and counter holds that lead to a Static Suplex, but Camilo barely stayed down for a 1 count. The crowd fired up as both men squared off. After neither man could get the upper hand on the mat, they went to a rapid-fire exchange that saw Camilo escape a super kick attempt and fail at his own attempt at a takedown. Both men went for multiple dives to the outside. They ended the sequence with Camilo hitting a spear through the ropes into the ring. The champ remained cool and collective and Anwin grew frustrated as the match progressed. Late in the match Camilo and Anwin traded punches, kicks, and backhands to the chest in the center of the ring. Anwin took charge and lifted Camilo for the Static Suplex, but Camilo escaped and attempted a judo style take down of his own. Anwin escaped this as well and went back to the Static Suplex, hitting his signature move this time before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Anwin could not believe that Camilo had kicked out of two Static Suplexes. He tried to pick Camilo up once more, but Camilo countered and hit his new finisher the Saka-Otoshi, the inverted facelook take over, that goes into a rear naked choke. Anwin fought and gasped for air as he tried to reach the ropes, but in the end he had to tap out, giving Camilo Ortega his first defense victory. Excellent title bout. **** Stars

After the match Camilo tried bury the hatchet and shake hands with Anwin, but Anwin just quietly left the ring. This brought out the various rioters who had made a fuss backstage all night, and their target was the EBW World Champion. He looked to all the men circling the ring and urged them to come in and face him. He wasn't alone though, as Sal Paradise made his big return, leading the troops out to clear the ring and fight alongside the EBW World Champion. Sal and Camilo glanced at each other and the belt before shaking hands. The night was chaotic, but cooler heads were able to prevail on this night. How long could that last though?



EBW: Xcite
Foggytown, Britland
The EBW Network

1. EBW x RWW Tag Team: Banjo[RWW]/Conker[RWW] beat Curry Man/Fish and Chips Man (3:10) via Banjo Kazooie Krush on Fish and Chips Man -> Pin
2. Ultimo Tiger Hometown Non-Title Singles: Cherub Kid beat Ultimo Tiger[The Wrestling] (5:52) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
3. EBW x MKPW No Rules Singles: Swift beat Lemmy Koopa[MKPW] (8:39) via Chair Assisted Blackhammer -> Pin
4. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Hotlanta (8:54) via Phoenix Splash -> Pin -> 5th Defense
5. EBW Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel/Swift beat Ness(c)/Troy(c) (14:56) via Angel Driver on Troy -> Pin -> NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
6. Sparkle Division Tag: Tracy/Paula beat Nanimura/Manic (6:56) via Paula Rockin' Femme on Nanimura -> Pin
7. EBW World Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Anwin (12:58) via Saka-Otoshi -> Submission -> 1st Defense

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Nerma: EBW is under assault from within! The chaos and havoc caused by the arrival of Destroyer A is putting the EBW Summer World Tour in Jeopardy! All of this was meant to lead up to a big pay per view finale in a place EBW has never been before, but plans are quickly changing, and the rumor is that many are wanting to return to Fourside ASAP! An allegiance of disgruntled employees is being formed, all heeding the words of the mysterious Destroyer A, the man that nearly killed the Boss Trevor Mach. Destroyer A has since continued his rampage, and now we can report that he has taken out yet another major player within EBW. This footage comes to us from earlier today, as Earthbound Family leader Ness was attempting to issue an apology in hopes of saving his fledgling campaign to run for President. Let's roll the footage.



Ness: I want to start this off by apologizing for my role in current events. Destroyer A was brought onto this ship to show the world what kind of man Trevor Mach really is. This was a part of my campaign strategy to show that I could be the stable and reliable candidate, that would ensure EBW's future for years to come. This has obviously backfired, and while I disagree with my associate Destroyer A's actions, I can not condemn them, as they are protected by EBW law and-

Destroyer A: Please. Let me ask you a question Ness. If you made owning guns illegal, do you think that would stop criminals from owning them? Rules or no rules, this was going to happen to prove a point.

Ness: Right, and you didn't do that! Instead you tried to kill the man! You were just supposed to show that he was unhinged and unable to do his duty in EBW!

Destroyer A: We've had different objectives from the very beginning Ness, I merely accepted your offer so as to board this ship and begin my plans.

Ness: Your plans?

Destroyer A: Yes.

Ness: The plan is to SAVE EBW!

Destroyer A: No Ness, the plan right now is to eliminate the obstacle in my way......that would be you.

Ness: What?!



Ness: AHHHH!!!!

Paula: NESS! NOOO!

Destroyer A: Relax woman, he can swim can he not?

Tess: What have you done?!

Destroyer A: What I always planned to do.

Tess: He let you in EBW! He paid you!

Destroyer A: So?

Little Mac: Tess, calm down. It's better this way. Now the Family can get in on the fun.

Tess: Fun? He threw my son overboard you heartless bastard!

Little Mac: Who needs a heart?

Noah Jennings: We've got money.

Little Mac: And we're hedging our bets on the winning side.

Tracy: It's the smart bet Mother.

Tess: Tracy?! No....not you too.

Destroyer A: Fear not....this isn't the time for tears......this is the time for pain.....for we shall be the ones who "save" EBW.....from itself!

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Hater: Nyah! As you can see Destroyer A has tossed Ness overboard from the SS Anne, and as such has added the Earthbound Family into the growing number of wrestlers looking to rip EBW asunder and take it over from within. Vice President Ryan IQ and Amy Taylor are working hard to control the situation...



Vice President Ryan IQ: Are you sure we can't do anything about this?! I mean come on! This guy had nearly killed three people now! This is a wrestling company, people can't be getting killed! It's bad for business!

Amy Taylor: I'm afraid Destroyer A is beyond the law on this one. Being in international waters is one thing, but the Giygas Act also states that any force necessary can be used in the defense of EBW and the cities it happens to be in, in the event of a catastrophic event. This can be interpreted to mean that if Destroyer A believes he is acting in EBW's best interests, then he can do what he wants.

Vice President Ryan IQ: Dammit! Too many loopholes in that act. If I had written it this wouldn't have been a problem.

Amy Taylor: I don't think any of this would have actually stopped this guy. This feels like it's been a long time coming. Dissent has been rising ever since.......

Jamie OD: ME!

Amy Taylor: AH!

Vice President Ryan IQ: DAMMIT JAMIE! You're going to damage my pacemaker! Yes, you started this chain of events. You showed what would happen if someone stood up to a Trevor Mach in power. He beat you in that match, but you did get to him, and that was the opening wasn't it?

Jamie OD: It was that guy's idea in the first place!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Wait a minute, you know Destroyer A?

Jamie OD: How should I know, I've gone delightfully mad! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Great. Guess he didn't take losing the title again so well did he?

Amy Taylor: What should we do Ryan?

Vice President Ryan IQ: For now we go about our business. We head to the next port as soon as possible while I begin plans to book the next Pay Per View. We keep the pay window open and-

Retro Hippie: How dare you! How dare you pay main eventers SO MUCH and leave so little for the oppressed at the bottom!

Vice President Ryan IQ: Oh no not this guy again.

Retro Hippie: The agenda of the Machismo Administration was corruption! The rest of us are going to get what we deserve now!

Vice President Ryan IQ: I'll say you will.....where's my wrist watch?

Amy Taylor: You get paid for the work you put in and the contract you negotiate. It's more than fair and-

Retro Hippie: LIES! We'll take what is OWED TO US! Destroyer A is going to gives us what is rightfully ours! Take from the haves and give to the have nots.

Vice President Ryan IQ: That's it, I'm punching this guy!

Retro Hippie: AH!

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Nerma: Things are taking a turn for the worse, but EBW is going to continue moving forward at full force! A huge match is booked for the main event of the next Xperience, taking place on board the SS Anne. EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega is leading the charge against this new assemblage of dissenters in an all out, multi division, 12-Man Elimination tag battle! You won't want to miss this, as Sal Paradise returns as well to join EBW in the battle to bring order to chaos! Don't miss it!

EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division 6-Way: Hotlanta vs. Curry Man vs. Chad the Hipster vs. Generator vs. Bolshoi vs. Randy no Kachi
2. Sparkle Division Singles: Manic vs. Erica
3. Eagleland Championship: Cherub Kid(c) vs. Noah Jennings
4. Sparkle Division No Rules Singles: Val vs. Tracy
5. Singles: Maurice vs. Retro Hippie
6. 12-Man Elimination Tag: Camilo Ortega/Firebrand X/Sal Paradise/Amigo/Tack Angel/Swift vs. Troy/Shadow/Jamie OD/Little Mac/Avion/Metrion