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Ninten: HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO! It's me Ninten, the winner of the battle with Lucas! I hope that set things straight going forward! Haha! I'm in a great mood, and why not, because after all Victory Explosion 16 was a huuuuuge success! Yeah! From top to bottom, the show got rave reviews! It broke records baby! EBW is not just an Eagleland staple, it's STILL on the grow, and the push from ENN has really helped that. I think everyone feels a lot more enthusiastic about our bright future after that show. In fact....Lucas...I think we should bury the hatchet. When you're the bronze medal in a trio of heroes, that's still a medal worth having. Wait, that's a bad way to make up. I used to be a nice kid ya know? About time I remember that. Lucas...you're not that guy from "YIIK" so that makes you OK in my book. There, I think that about covers it right? I hate that guy from "YIIK". Hipster douchebag if you ask me. You're NOT asking me though, because you want to know what's next right? The next chapter in EBW? Well it begins in the Renegade Arena! We're going home for the next show, and it is being called "Tack Angel Celebration Night!" Apparently, wife #25 to be Lilith Fineberg arranged for it. We're going to see a celebration of his life and career apparently. OK I guess...but what about the matches, well don't worry if you don't like Tack, and that's a lot of people in Eagleland, because we have some AMAZING matches to soothe that burn. TAKE A LOOK!
EBW: Xcite "Tack Angel Celebration Night"
Renegade Area, Saturn City
ENN
0. IGNITION Women's Television #1 Contender: Aoife Aisling vs. Jenny James
0. IGNITION 6-Woman Tag: Cherry Akintola/Rei Hino/Trixie Gamble vs. Hilda Iceheart/Mitra Lennox/Darkness Aoi
0. IGNITION ENN+ Championship: Magnum PT(c) vs. Zyro Kurogane
1. Singles: Pirate Bill vs. CP Munk
2. Tag: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod vs. Jason Boomtown/Mr. Scary
3. Singles: Tony Wonder vs. Trevor Mach
4. EBW Television #1 Contender 6-Way: Jaden Yuki vs. Pucky vs. Tad Blinko vs. Amigo vs. Mav Valentine vs. Point Man
5. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Kinniku Mike/Isiah Muscle/Cadmus
6. Women's World #1 Contender: Erica vs. Hope Mach
Ninten: That's right, the new TUE recruits are going to hit the ground running! They're in matches. Pirate Bill is in action against former World Champion CP Munk! Trevor Mach is going to introduce Tony Wonder to the roster! We're going to get a new #1 Contender for the Television Championship, the Dan Club, in fractured form, will try to pick themselves up off the ground from their VE wars to take on DVNO, and Erica and Hope Mach will fight to see who is next in line for a shot at the Women's World Championship! That's a big show! Even IGNITION looks great! Zyro-K lost to Jaden Yuki, but DVNO is giving him a redemption mission. Claim the ENN+ Championship from PT. I know you're excited about this show now right? You should be. BUT....HOWEVER....ALSO....uh...check out THESE matches for XP!
EBW: XP
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
ENN
1. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Cherry Akintola
2. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Jason Boomtown
Ninten: That's right, we're staying in the Renegade Arena...because we're all VERY tired and don't want to travel! We will see TWO World Championship matches! Cherry Akintola and Jason Boomtown BOTH get their title shots. Boomtown has made it clear that unlike Zyro-K, he is NOT trading in his shot for a seat at the DVNO table. Mach's top student is coming for Tack Angel, who narrowly escaped the Dome with his titles. He's STILL got that Royal Flush people. Who walks into the Dome with the titles and walks out with them too? Tack Angel apparently. In fact, he might just be getting started, as the slow takeover has reached another stage, with his connections to ENN now solidified. He might have lost Undeth, and Chaz Hardcastle might have gone missing after VE, BUT Lilith Fineberg has made it clear she's pulling for Tack Angel all the way.
ENN HQ - Saturn City
ENN HQ was busy following the success of Victory Explosion, and the media blitz planned for the post VE Xcite, but some of that would have to wait. Lilith Fineberg advised the crowd to part as Tack Angel strolled into the offices, decked out in a large fur coat, and shades to cover his bruising from the previous night. He used a cane thinking it looked fashionable, but it was also apparent he was using it to walk off the damage he sustained. He shot finger guns at everyone looking at him confusingly.
Lilith Fineberg: This is where we brainstorm for new programming and look at new scripts. We have new standards that even the best scripts that could make millions and bring in millions of viewers will be rejected if they don't meet arbitrary "diversity" standards. *looks at the camera* We're seriously doing that. Look it up. We believe that we have an important duty to send a message to people.
Tack Angel: Oh, I'm all about sending messages. This looks great. So we can use the channel to set the record straight with Crystal Heaven?
Lilith Fineberg: Bubala, we can promote any narrative you want. That's what we do. *looks at the camera* Seriously.
Tack Angel: Heh...Boobala.
Suddenly, President Swift burst into the room and immediately flipped a table.
Lilith Fineberg: Oh boy, here we go.
Swift: You know, I make it a habit not to hit ladies, but I swear, you're tempting me woman!
Tack Angel: Don't talk to my future wife like that Swift!
Swift: Shut your damn mouth! You're not the King here Tack! You might think you're hot shit in your hooker harem compound, but here, you're MY employee! You don't control his contract Lilith, I do!
Lilith Fineberg: You let Chaz Hardcastle walk all over you. What makes you think you can do anything now "President?"
Swift: You bitches keep me overly busy with red tape on purpose while you try and take over a product that I have lived for, bleed for, and flipped tables over for years! I'm LEARNING how to play ball, but make no mistake, I'm still a Brawler, and if you make me, I will burn ENN AND EBW down to make my point! That dickbag cracker Hardcastle had an ace up his sleeve. He had a debilitating corrupting force behind him. What do you have?
Lilith Fineberg: Network television and social media....so basically the same thing. Swift, we're going to continue to grow EBW, but that only works if WE work together.
Tack Angel: Everyone will prosper with me assuming more control along side you Swift. Don't worry, in all ways, I am a savior.
Swift: ...You're a *bleep*ing psycho. And people used to think I was the weird one between us! Just remind them of who I am Tack. Maybe you need to remember too. When I tried to step back in the ring to fight Chaz, I wasn't in the right headspace. I'm back. I'm fired up. I will not hesitate to fight you if I have to.
Tack Angel: You know what that cause Swift?
Lilith Fineberg: Big box office!
Tack Angel: So go ahead and try it. Didn't you see VE? I've got destiny on my side. I'm unbeatable.
Swift: ...He's completely lost it. Just took 25 wives to get there. *sigh* Last thing we need...more Angel bullshit.
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Ana: Ana here, to continue EBW World! Yes, it's still going. This isn't being done the next day. Why would you think that? Not only do we have those big cards ahead of us, but the next couple of weeks will promise to be some of the busiest in recent EBW memory, as we head to the Twoson Fairgrounds for the 2nd Annual Collision: The World Games!
Collision: The World Games Day 1
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Youtube
1. World Games Elimination 6-Man Tag: Subculture<EBW>/Mav Valentine<EBW>/Picky Minch<EBW> vs. Aidan Kohl<SDW>/Fishy Bob<SDW>/Potato Kyle<SDW>
2. World Games Elimination 6-Man Tag: Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>/Geoff Garrett<Mid-South> vs. Flying Man<3'dPW>/Curry Man<3'dPW>/Blue Lightning<3'dPW>
3. World Games Elimination 6-Woman Tag: Christina Angel<EBW>/Hope Mach<EBW>/Jenny James<EBW> vs. Dulce Reina<BBB>/Fabiola Torres<BBB>/Chin Flanchard<BBB>
4. World Games Elimination 6-Woman Tag: Erica<EBW>/Hilda Iceheart<EBW>/Mitra Lennox<EBW> vs. Korone<Hololive Edo>/Ookami<Hololive Edo>/Nekomata<Hololive Edo>
5. World Games Elimination Women's No Rules No Rules 4-Way: Alison Chains<EBW> vs. Dentist Brit the Dentist Dentist<SDW> vs. Kyoko the Love Shocker<AGES> vs. Chin Flanchard<BBB>
6. World Games Elimination Men's No Rules No Rules 4-Way: Magnum PT<EBW> vs. Painmaster<Mid-South> vs. Razorblade<VBW> vs. Hexagon VI<BBB>
Collision: The World Games Day 2
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Youtube
1. World Games 6-Man Tag Finals: TBD vs. TBD
2. World Games 6-Woman Tag Finals: TBD vs. TBD
2. World Games Bushido Den: Trevor Mach<EBW> vs. Severide<Mid-South>
3. World Games Elimination Men's 4-Team Tag: Bashin Dan<EBW>/Benjamin<EBW> vs. Dom Barris<Mid-South>/Tom Barris<Mid-South> vs. Curry Man<3'dPW>/Flying Man<3'dPW> vs. Max Superkick<SDW>/Larry Superkick<SDW>
4. World Games Elimination Women's 4-Team Tag: Wendy Mustang<EBW>/Lainey Strong<EBW> vs. Opal<AGES>/Arylite<AGES> vs. Ms. Scary<VBW>/Bloody Mary<VBW> vs. Dulce Reina<BBB>/Fabiola Torres<BBB>
5. World Games Elimination Women's 4-Way Singles: Christina Angel<EBW> vs. Dentist Brit the Dentist Dentist<SDW> vs. Chin Flanchard<BBB> vs. Kyoko the Love Shocker<AGES>
6. World Games Elimination Men's 4-Way Singles: Jammer<EBW> vs. Curry Man<3'dPW> vs. Soyboy Paige<SDW> vs. Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>
Ana: That's right, the two day event is returning to the Twoson Fairgrounds, with a couple of new events, and some special conditions. For starters, the events will be hosted on Youtube this year, because the other promotions were not too pleased with helped ENN do big ratings last year, even though they were compensated. I would advise adblocker, because it's going to be ad crazy. Most of the events will feature participants in elimination matches to score their medals, BUT for the 6-Man and 6-Woman Tag Matches, they had so many team requests, that Day 1 will see eliminators, and Day 2 will see the finals declared. Trevor Mach, last year's Bushido Division Gold Medal Winner will take on Mid-South's Severide in the Bushdio Den for this year's Bushido Gold Medal. You might NOTICE something. At least 732,438 of you noticed it immediately. I'm proud of you. The Tack Angel family sans Christina are nowhere to be found on the card. There is a reason for that. Let's take it to their representative for more information on this.
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Crystal Heaven Food Court
Amy Angel for some reason decided to make this statement in the legendary Crystal Heaven Food Court.
Amy Angel: Hello EBW fans and ENN viewers. The Angel Family has decided to boycott the World Games this year. As much as my husband would love to add another Gold Medal to his collection, and further his legacy as the best wrestler of all time, we have political reasons for doing so. The committee involved refuses to acknowledge Crystal Heaven as being its own entity after a loophole allowed Nani to participate last year. Therefore, you will not see any of us at the event. Thank you...when visiting Crystal Heaven, please try our food court. We have the best hot dogs in the world.
Zell: Dammit! They just ran out! It's not fair!
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Ana: Uh-huh. So yeah...I know it feels like we're playing catch up, but just...you know...ignore that, cause we're not done yet. We also have....THIS!
Ana: Yes, we also have Golden Week coming! Yes, Golden Week is still a thing! Yes, it's still upcoming. No, we didn't miss it. You must be confused or mistaken. It's totally still happening. Don't make an issue out of it!
Golden Week Schedule
Day 1: Xcite "Tack Angel Celebration Night"
Day 2: Killer Queen Tournament 2022
Day 3: XP "Championship Night"
Day 4: The Golden Tournament 2022
Day 5: Collision: The World Games 2022 Day 1
Day 6: Collision: The World Games 2022 Day 2
Day 7: ???#EVER 2.0 Maybe???
Hotel Saturn
Tali Mach stood atop the roof of Hotel Saturn. The door had been locked, but she easily busted it open. She took a swig from her flask as she took in the view. With a faraway look her in her eyes, she barely noticed Trevor walking up behind her, counting his VE payday.
Trevor Mach: That was the easiest big money match of my career! Haha! Everything's coming up Trev-
Tali Mach: ...
Trevor Mach: I told him didn't I? He wasn't ready. None of them are going to be.
Tali Mach: ...
Trevor Mach: Uh...Tali?
Tali Mach: ...Huh?
Trevor Mach: Your match was pretty freaking amazing too. Loved every second until the finish.
Tali Mach: ...Yeah.
Trevor Mach: Hmm?
Trevor waved his hand in front of Tali's face, and she didn't even blink.
Trevor Mach: You know, I could talk to Swift about getting you a rematch. I know how much you LOVE the thought of wrestling in EBW again.
Tali Mach: ...Uh-huh.
Trevor Mach: ...But..since I'm acting like your Tinseltown agent, you will have to suck my cock first.
Tali Mach: ...Right.
Trevor Mach: And I'm talking deep throat, and you'll have to swallow.
Tali Mach: ...Yeah.
Trevor Mach: I'll be fair though. I'll totally bury my face in your ass.
Tali Mach: ...Sure.
Trevor Mach: I mean we got no lube, so if I'm going to raw dog you in the ass it's the least I could do right?
Tali Mach: ...Right.
Trevor Mach: Hehe...this is fun. And then...in the height of passion, I'm going to give you a...wet willy.
Tali suddenly blinked, let out a breath, and turned around.
Tali Mach: I'm sorry what?
Trevor Mach: THAT got you?!
Tali Mach: I was thinking about stuff. When did you get here?
Trevor Mach: A couple minutes ago. Wow, you really were in a daze. Everything all right?
Tali Mach: Despite the results tonight, I guess so.
Trevor Mach: I'd call it the match of the night myself, and yes I'm biased, but I don't see how that's got anything to do with it.
Tali Mach: She's good, I'll give her that. I went out, and I gave it my best. I needed to see for myself, and now I know, and that's going to make what I do next easier.
Trevor Mach: Well...silver linings then right?
Tali Mach: I appreciate you trying to cheer me up. I know if the situations were reversed you'd be breaking things and screaming for most of the night.
Trevor Mach: Not ALWAYS...but yeah I guess I got rage issues. I broke w00t's nose really badly though. Can't help but feel good about that.
Tali Mach: Now THAT is a silver lining. You also made sure he's out of town, and you got your Church. You're...you're not going to try and make me go are you?
Trevor Mach: You kidding? I'm such a flake I'll have trouble going myself!
Tali Mach: Heh.
Trevor Mach: I'd love to get into that head of yours and figure out just what you're thinking right now.
Tali Mach: That's not what you want to get into.
Trevor Mach: Sure it is.
Tali Mach: You sure it's not just my pants?
Trevor Mach: I'm not going to apologize that I find my wife to be the most attractive thing in the world to me. I'm not going to pretend I'm not obsessed. I don't see a thing wrong with it. That being said, what makes you so attractive is the connection we have, and it doesn't just come from looks. If we hadn't spent the last several years getting to know each other so much, it wouldn't be like this. I'm ALWAYS wondering what's going on behind those eyes Talicious. Making you smile is always top priority...or at the very least making sure you don't feel alone. I got to take care of you.
Tali Mach: I don't need anyone to-
Trevor Mach: Yeah I know, but I'm going to do it anyways, because that's the choice I've made. Just got to deal with it.
Tali Mach: ...Heh..I guess so. No thanks by the way.
Trevor Mach: No thanks about what?
Tali Mach: Talking to Swift about a rematch. When MCW formally launches weekly, that is where I'm going to be. If she wants another match, she can come to me.
Trevor Mach: Oh...sooooo you heard all of that then?
Tali Mach: Uh-huh.
Trevor Mach: Oh.
Tali Mach: You have a very dirty mind, you know that?
Trevor Mach: ...Not as a bad as some people I know?
Tali Mach: You know you don't have to get me a title match to get what you want Trevtastic...sans the wet willy of course.
Trevor Mach: ....Sweet!
Tali Mach: However, I think I'd prefer some fucking privacy!
Tali quickly grabbed up a brick from the roof and smashed the camera drone ENT was using. The screen went to static. The viewer switched back to ENN.
Saturn Cafe
Jammer sat alone as a table. He was the only one in the restaraunt at the moment. With his hair a mess, and blood still caked on his face, the baller sat silently, barely blinking as he stared forward. He looked to his left to see the replay of Victory Explosion.
Jammer: ...Waitress...could you....could you turn that off please? At least turn it down?
Waitress: Oh sure. Sorry. Are you...are you going to be all right?
Jammer: ...
Waitress: Can I get you anything? Anything at all?
Jammer: ...Just a check please.
Waitress: For just the coffee? No...no it's on the house sugar. Don't worry about it.
Jammer: ...Thanks.
Jammer looked down to his cell phone to see that Jenny and Dan had called several times. He knew Benjamin would have called if he could figure out how to.
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Crystal Heaven Dragon District
Usagi & Seiya were walking around the Dragon District of Crystal Heaven, shopping around at the different clothing stores.
Seiya Kou: So Dango-Head, is there any specific design you're looking for?
Usagi Tsukino: Hmm... Whatever looks good I suppose. I wanna look my best for you for the upcoming Stardica Festival.
Seiya Kou: I suppose you could go for your usual theming of Moons or Rabbits.
Usagi Tsukino: But I wanna grow up from them, really embrace my womanly side. Living in Crystal Heaven really showed me that I need to grow up from my childish tendencies.
???: How grown up of you, Princess
Seiya & Usagi turn to see Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, & Tack Angel in the Crystal Tower Golf Cart. Tack sat in the back looking menacingly, not saying a word.
Usagi Tsukino: Uranus! Neptune! Your Highness!
Seiya stood in front of Usagi, staring daggers at Uranus. The two having no love for each other prior.
Sailor Uranus: I'm disappointed in you Princess, that you didn't fufil your role for the future of this planet.
Sailor Neptune: You know how much danger is coming, and you shirked your responsibility for a fling.
Seiya Kou: Back off, Usagi should be free to decide how to go about saving the planet. She's done so many times before, and will fufil her role on her own terms.
Sailor Uranus: And how dare you Seiya, you were a direct retainer to the Star Prince in your previous life along with Taiki & Yaten.
Seiya Kou: ...I... I was?
Usagi Tsukino: I don't remember that at all...
Tack Angel rose out of the golf cart and walked over to the couple. He outreached a hand to Seiya, and Seiya hesitantly clasped it. Seiya was then flashed with memories of his past life. Of the full story after his planet Kinmoku was destroyed, living on the North Star, and serving under Tackleton Angelsmythe. Seiya flashed back to the present and immediately dropped to a knee, bowing in front of Tack.
Seiya Kou: My King I... Forgive my impertinence... I... I apologize for everything.
Usagi Tsukino: Seiya? What's going on?
Seiya Kou: I'm sorry Usagi, I... I may have ruined everything.
Tack extended his hand to Usagi, Usagi was terrified at the offer, seeing what happened to Seiya. Looking at Uranus & Neptune, she questioned Tack.
Usagi Tsukino: Tack I... I'm sorry that I didn't meet your expectation but I don't appreciate how you're treating Seiya!
Tack Angel: Just take my hand Usagi.
Usagi hesitantly clasped Tack's hand and was awash of memories of the past. Of Tackleton's War efforts in helping the Moon Kingdom fight off against Beryl & the Dark Kingdom. Of her previous life's mother Serenity leading into battle side by side with the Star Prince, and of the friendship between her previous life & Tackleton. Of how Queen Serenity once courted her daughter with Tackleton, clasping their hands together. She flashed back and took a few steps backwards.
Usagi Tsukino: Tack, I...
Tack Angel: You know now of how important our mission is.
Usagi Tsukino: But Tack, I love Seiya.
Seiya Kou while kneeling started to sweat, staring at the ground with a panicked expression.
Tack Angel: Seiya, stand up.
Seiya stood up slowly, looking at Tack with sweat dripping down his face.
Tack Angel: If I were to call you to be by my side, you'd do so correct?
Seiya Kou: Y-yes my King.
Tack Angel: If I were to ask you to give up on your singing career and return to being a Sailor Guardian, you would correct?
Seiya Kou: Yes my King.
Tack Angel: Without a second thought?
Seiya Kou: At the moment's notice my King.
Tack Angel: If I were to ask you, Yaten, & Taiki to return to your original female form, give up on your relationship on Usagi, and bear my children. You'd do so, correct?
Usagi Tsukino: That's too far Tack!
Seiya started shaking, stammering, looking for words. But stopped when Usagi grabbed his hand.
Usagi Tsukino: Tack, you know my decision. You know that I am going to defy my destiny, and fulfill it on my terms.
Tack looked at Usagi with frustration, Seiya however guarded Usagi with his hand.
Seiya Kou: I'm sorry my King, but I cannot fulfill that request. I can't speak for Taiki or Yaten but I am going to stand by Usagi and defy destiny.
Usagi Tsukino: Please trust us Tack, I promise you, when it comes time to fulfill your role as the Star Prince, we will be by your side. We will give our all.
Tack looked at the two, looking right at the holding hands and then at Usagi's determination in her eyes.
Tack Angel: Seiya.
Seiya Kou: My King?
Tack walked up face to face to Seiya, pointing his finger right at him.
Tack Angel: I am going to give you an order, and you are going to abide by it. Understood?
Seiya looked at Tack with worried eyes but a squeeze in his hand by Usagi refocused him and he starred back confidently.
Seiya Kou: Yes my King.
Tack Angel: This is an order by the Crystal Heaven King, and the Star Prince. I am ordering you to guard the Moon Princess with your entire being.
Sailor Uranus: Your Highness!
Tack reached back and stopped Uranus from approaching with his hand. Tack returned to pointing at Seiya's face.
Tack Angel: Wherever she goes, you are to protect her at all times. You are going to fufil your role better than her previous relationship ever tried to do. Am I understood?
Seiya swallowed saliva but stood confidently.
Seiya Kou: Yes my King!
Tack moved over to Usagi, and relaxed his expression.
Tack Angel: Usagi... Usa-Ko. I may or may not be mistaken about my vision of your role, but I fully expect you to be there when the time comes.
Usagi Tsukino: I will, but Tack?
Tack Angel: Yes?
Usagi Tsukino: I don't want to give up on our friendship either.
Tack was taken aback.
Usagi Tsukino: You and Makoto mean so much to me, I don't want to give up on that. So I'd like to start over as friends.
Usagi extended her hand, Tack sighed and grabbed her hand and placed it in the other open hand of Seiya.
Tack Angel: A work-in-progress, Usa-Ko. We'll get there. In the mean time, try Juliana's, sinced it seemed you were shopping. Tell her the King sent you.
Tack turned and got back on the golf cart, Uranus tried to protest but Neptune stopped her. Guiding Uranus to the golf cart.
Seiya Kou: Thank you my King! I promise I'll protect her!
Tack waved his hand as the golf cart sped away. Usagi & Seiya sighed in relief and laughed as they walked into Juliana's.
Some time later
Maria Juliana: And what do you think Seiya? I think Ms. Tsukino's new choice fits well in current Crystal Heaven fashion.
Usagi showed off to Seiya, her hair now in a ponytail and her new outfit of revealing cloth, woman's fundoshi, and a light veil coat. Seiya looked at her blushing.
Seiya Kou: Well, it'll certainly beat the summer heat.
Usagi Tsukino: Well this is a new chapter in my life, I'm going to live the Crystal Heaven life. And I can't wait to live it with you.
Usagi skipped over to Seiya, her petite flesh jiggling, and gave Seiya a kiss.
Maria Juliana: Okay then, one down, one to go. Get over here Seiya.
Seiya Kou: Huh?
Usagi quickly jumped around to the back of Seiya and started pushing him to Maria who had measuring tape extended with a smirk on her face.
Seiya Kou: Wait! I like my suits. Dango-head wait!
Usagi laughed as she pushed Seiya, much to his protests.
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Renegade Arena - Backstage
Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, with a big POST VICTORY EXPLOSION IGNITION exclusive! I'm with a returning Trevor Mach and Little Mac, and I don't know if I should be worried.
Little Mac: Don't be worried you pretty little girl....be frightened.
Makoto Angel: *gulp*
Trevor Mach: Makoto, I've always liked you. I've got history with types like Tracy and Amy, and I have respect for Faris, but you're not bad either. That being said, if you're looking for an apology, you're not going to get it.
Makoto Angel: What? How did you know?
Trevor Mach: You have it written on your little clipboard there. I've stood by how I've felt, and I've backed it up. I ain't backing down now.
Makoto Angel: It's just so....mean?
Trevor Mach: Mean? Nah, about a year ago I got kicked in the head by my best friend, that was mean. Several months later, he gave me this eye problem, again with a kick. That was mean. Don't worry though, because if you want mean, you're going to get it.
Makoto Angel: I just don't understand why you can't be more cooperative!
Trevor Mach: I thought this would be an interview about my match tonight. I figured at most I'd have to deal with whatever was left of w00t. You want to get into it Makoto? Tonight of all nights? It IS "Suck Tack Off Night", so I figured you'd have your mouth full.
Makoto Angel: Hey!
Trevor Mach: None of you are portrayed in a good light Makoto. Not a one of you. Too much exposure really, a big ol' spotlight on that insane asylum you live in. Each one of you girls deserves better than to be in a pile, serving one man, and I don't care if it's Tack, me, or anyone else for that matter. I'm not a prude, that's the funny thing. I think we all know that by now. I'm no *bleep*ing prude by any stretch, but that shit is on a level I can't live with. I can't respect it. I'm downright against it. I have been. I've been true to that from the beginning. STILL, I tried to deal with it, and I got a kick to the head for my troubles.
Makoto Angel: We ARE loved and respected.
Trevor Mach: So you say. I see a lot of exhibitionism on display.
Makoto Angel: Exhibitionism? *blush* What about you? You and your wife are far more controversial! Babies aren't made that way!
Trevor Mach: HA! HAHAHA! Makoto, we don't *bleep* to have kids anymore. We have our kids. We love our kids. No, we *bleep* to *bleep*. Doesn't matter how we do it. Listen, I don't WANT the cameras invading my privacy, but I have no choice, and I'm going to live my life the way I want to no matter what. I don't try to push it on anyone else though, and I certainly don't make sure everyone knows that I'm spraying my "magic" on a harem pile as some sort of egotistical power play. You know Crystal Heaven's got water sports now huh? I hear Tack's got his own water sports he prefers with all of you.
Makoto Angel: Tack is a hero!
Trevor Mach: Heroes don't tend to enjoy their "burdens" as much as Tack. I don't see a way you can frame this in your favor, and I never have. I honestly feel sorry for you, but I don't even know why we're talking about it right no- oh wait...I get it...I got it now. I'm back full time as of tonight, and I just broke w00t's face. Haha...I got it Makoto...GREAT IDEA!
Makoto Angel: Wait! I never-
Trevor Mach: Don't sell yourself short. You're a genius. Haha!
Little Mac: Dearie, you should know better than to get the wheels turning. It'll only end in violence and pain.
Makoto Angel: ...Oh great.
EBW: IGNITION
Renegade Area, Saturn City
ENN+
0. IGNITION Women's Television #1 Contender: Aoife Aisling vs. Jenny James
-A fun match between two mouthy brawlers, but only one of them was comprehensible, cause Celts tend to just wander off into gibberish. Doesn't matter if they're drinking or not. Jenny played it smart and made Aoife work her pace, luring her in and out of the ring, and experience played a factor. Jenny wanted that TV title back, and made sure to get that shot with a Capture Cradle Suplex on Aoife to win. She'll be facing off with Rose Angel again very soon.
Winner: Jenny James via Capture Cradle Suplex -> Pin
0. IGNITION 6-Woman Tag: Cherry Akintola/Rei Hino/Trixie Gamble vs. Hilda Iceheart/Mitra Lennox/Darkness Aoi
-The next match saw the EBW roster debuts of Chery Akintola, Rei Hino, and Trixie Gamble, as they took on Hilda Iceheart, Mitra Lennox, and Darkness Aoi. The fans were interested to see what the TUE students would be able to bring to the table, but Trixie Gamble took that opportunity from them, as she immediately walked out, saying that EBW was a "bad bet", leaving Cherry and Rei to fight on their own. Cherry's got a title shot coming up, but the opposition didn't want to see her making it to the match. Rei tried to take advantage of a hot tag, but the trio wore her down, and previous TUE winner Darkness Aoi hit the Darkness Bomber on Rei for the 1-2-3.
Winners: Hilda Iceheart/Mitra Lennox/Darkness Aoi[o] via Darkness Bomber on Rei Hino -> Pin
0. IGNITION ENN+ Championship: Magnum PT(c) vs. Zyro Kurogane
-An ENN+ Championship bout saw DVNO come for Magnum PT, as Zyro-K tried to regain momentum after losing to Jaden Yuki. They traded the advantage early. Magnum PT gave Zyro-K three arm drags and clotheslined him over the top rope. Kurogane escaped to the outside to recover. Magnum PT ran Kurogane’s shoulder into the turnbuckle. Kurogane punched Magnum PT in the back. Kurogane caught Magnum PT and knocked him to the floor. Kurogane threw Magnum PT into the apron. Kurogane continued on offense back in the ring. Kurogane gave Magnum PT a backbreaker. Magnum PT chopped Kurogane and gave him forearms. Kurogane came back with a clothesline. Kurogane threw Magnum PT into the ring post and gave him an elbow drop at ringside. Fans chanted for PT, and that brought out Cadmus and Hazen. Kurogane speared Magnum PT in the corner. Magnum PT gave Kurogane a tornado DDT. Magnum PT punched Kurogane and gave him two neckbreakers and a DDT for a two count. Magnum PT gave Kurogane a neckbreaker on the floor. Magnum PT dropkicked Kurogane from the top rope and got a two count. Magnum PT went for a crossbody block, but Kurogane caught him and suplexed him. Kurogane gave Magnum PT a running clothesline and got a two count. Kurogane rolled up Magnum PT, but PT held the ropes and the referee saw it in time to stop the count. Kurogane gave Magnum PT a running knee. They exchanged punches, kicks, and clotheslines. Magnum PT hit a big Spinebuster on Zyro-K and motioned for the Mustache Ride. Cadmus distracted the referee, as Hazen clubbed him in the back. Point Man ran down to make the save for PT, but as PT tried to get his hands on Hazen he was trapped by Zyro Kurogane, who locked him into the Straight Jacket Hagen Suplex for the 1-2-3! NEW ENN+ Champion Zyro Kurogane!
Winner Zyro Kurogane via Straight Jacket Hagen Suplex -> Pin -> NEW ENN+ Champion!
EBW Locker Room
The salty Pirate Bill, wrapped wrapped his wrists, as he he prepared to face off with CP Munk, a former World Champion. It was obvious he hadn't wanted it to come to this, but he looked at the tattered rags of the DVNO shirt he ripped up after winning at Victory Explosion, and he knew he was setting sail on a new course. Suddenly-
Delivery Man: Escargo Express! I have a package for uh...Pirate Bill?
Pirate Bill: Yarr, I be Pirate Bill.
Delivery Man: Oh good! Sign here please, and here you go!
Pirate Bill: The box looks like ye ran it over.
Delivery Man: I know it looks that way, but that's how we got it.
Pirate Bill: *sigh* Aye. Who even sent a package to me? What? Tali Mach? What's in....oh...heh...well YO HO HO!
Announcer: Tonight, is a night for celebration and rememberance, as we dedicate this Xcite, to a very special man. A hero among men. A man of vision, who promises to save us all from the darkness ahead.
A montage played of Tack Angel's accomplishments in EBW, from first debuting as the Black Belt, to Journey, to John Tack, and beyond. As it played, the image of Tack basking in a spotlight was gently displayed behind the videos, slowly coming more and more into focus.
Announcer: Tack Angel, a man from humble beginnings, who has forged a literal empire, and a legacy inside of the ring, the likes of which no one has ever done before, and will likely never do again. A once in eternity champion. A hero. A King. A savior. An unstoppable force of nature, and a much beloved icon. Tack Angel, this night is for you. Golden Week, a special time for EBW begins with this....TACK ANGEL CELEBRATION NIGHT!
Apple Kid: Well...this is certainly different!
Sal Paradise: I don't like it!
Apple Kid: The song?
Sal Paradise: No, the track slams. I don't like what's happening tonight.
Apple Kid: That's right folks, this is the Xcite after the biggest Victory Explosion until the next one, and we're celebrating! It's Tack Angel Celebration Night....whether we like it or not!
Sal Paradise: What is there to celebate?! Vape screwed Jammer out of the rightfully earned Triple Crown. Is THAT what we're celebrating?! I'm not celebrating! I'm sitting over her with my gin martini being a grumpy boy, that's what I'm doing!
Apple Kid: This music, these lights, and the the silver and blue confetti falling from the sky. This is going to be a wild night isn't it? Yeah, I can already feel it.
Backstage
Good News Gary: Good News everyone! Good News Gary is here to report on one of tonight's big matches! I'm joined by Cadmus, one of the many soldiers of DVNO, and I'm told you're getting a new member tonight as well!
Cadmus: That's right, the Star Light General is here! That's what I'm calling myself! I've always been opposed to Tack Angel in every lifetime, but this time we're working together, and we're going to do for EBW what we've done for Crystal Heaven. Tonight is really a part of that. We have to thank the guy for working so hard, and finding it in his heart to forgive people that really don't deserve it. I wasn't always the best guy as you know, but I will make up for it. We're going to win tonight. Jammer, you didn't beat Tack Angel. You lost. You're a loser, I'm sorry to say. You might be a winner if you were on the winning side, but luckily not every member of Dan Club is dense. We got a big one, both literally and figuratively! Haha!
Good News Gary: Well...fat shaming aside, you seem to be in good spirits after recent losses. I guess that's Good News. I have to wonder though, why isn't Bellerophon a proud member of Crystal Heaven yet? Why haven't we seen her with DVNO?
Cadmus: Oh um...uh...well...you know how the King gets.
Good News Gary: Got it. Understood.
Cadmus: But this is just the beginning. It's a night for Good News Gary, cause it's Tack Angel Celebration Night!
Cadmus walked away from the interview, as Tack Angel approached with Lilith Fineberg.
Cadmus: There he is! My brother in destiny! Bring it man! Big hug!
Cadmus gave Tack a hug, but Tack just looked away as Cadmus hugged him and pulled back.
Cadmus: *clears throat* Looking sharp man! It's your night!
Tack Angel: ...Did you just have the spot before me?
Cadmus: Yeah! I was just doing a promo spot ya know? Hyping up the night, and the example we're uh...we're gonna set tonight.
Tack Angel: How?
Cadmus: Huh?
Tack Angel: How did you get the spot before me?
Cadmus: ...Ummm, I just uh-
Lilith Fineberg: It was a *bleep*ing mistake. Good News Gary is so *bleep*ing fire-
Tack Angel: I'm asking him. I'm asking you...Cadmus.
Cadmus: I don't...I, uh...but it's ridiculous. I-I should never go before you.
Tack Angel: ...Very sweet of you to say Cadmus. Good luck tonight.
Cadmus: *sigh* I think that actually went pretty well.
Lilith Fineberg: Gary, you're fired!
Good News Good: Well...that's not Good News.
Tack Angel made his way out to a chorus of boos. Everyone was throwing garbage, with DVNO, Uranus, and Neptune smacking them down before they hit Tack. He entered the ring and rose his scythe above his head, his titles still gleaming in his possession.
Tack Angel: Helloooo Saturn City! Tonight, we are to celebrate ME! I walked into the Dome with the titles, and I walked out with the titles. I said I was going to. Jammer got his hopes up, but he's only got himself to blame. It's his fault. You should all blame him for convincing you he stood a chance. I always had the outcome in my favor, because destiny was on my side, and so was....this guy!
Vape made his way out to even louder boos, which seemed to make Tack feel a little relieved.
Tack Angel: Well...I guess you idiots are capable of dog piling on someone even worse than me. Don't listen to them Vape. They're all bullies. They're the kind of people who don't respect saviors, and who have no gratitude. I just want to be a nice guy, which is why I'm welcoming you, an old rival, into DVNO. It took you a little longer than I expected after our previous match and your hospitalization, but you eventually came around. That makes you much smarter than the people in Saturn City. Yeah! That's right, I disparaged the people that live here! Furthermore, if you had a Keijo team it would be subpar and lackluster compared to the Crystal Heaven teams! Vape, while it is my night, I want you to celebrate too. You deserve it. You made the right choice. Here is your time in the spotlight. Tell them all about it!
Vape: *clears throat* I...I did what I did...for good reason.
Tack Angel: ...Right? But come on Vape, you can do better than that. Tell them everything! Who is responsible for this. Whose fault is it?
Vape: ...Jammer's fault...IT WAS JAMMER'S FAULT!
The crowd booed louder.
Vape: He stabbed me in the back! He took my endorsement deals! He didn't think I knew! I knew! I always knew! I'm not an idiot! Dan, Benji, and especially Jammer treated me like an idiot! I was the fool of Dan Club! I was the loser! They're all former World Champions, and I'm not! I get it! They thought I was the weak link, and they kept me around to make them look better! I can do so much more! I can be better! I deserve better!
Tack Angel: That's right! You do. You absolutely do, and you will DEFINITELY have a place at my table Vape. You just have to do one more thing and kneel.
Vape looked around as the crowd told him not to do it. He sneered at them and kneeled down before Tack, as the boos grew louder.
Tack Angel: You made the right choice! You did it! You're in the family! I'm feeling so generous tonight too, so I want w00t to come out here too. Oh? We're still looking for him apparently. Well then...let's cut to something that my new fiance made for me. A very special video from us to you....and me.
A video began to air, showing highlights of Tack Angel's entire career as "Sweet Victory" blared over the loud speakers. A split screen showed Hazen and Horace Angel dragging w00t out of the locker room. He had on a protective face mask, and was in the middle of strapping on a helmet. Another person was in the room with him, but they quickly ducked out of the way. By the time the video was over, Tack had a tear in his eye, and w00t was now standing before him.
Tack Angel: w00t? You OK buddy? You doing all right?
w00t: ...I've...I've been better.
Tack Angel: Obviously. You look like hell man. You worried about something?
w00t: I'm just...I'm just-
Tack Angel: I'm not going to kick you.
w00t: What? Wait...you're not?!
Tack Angel: No! Are you kidding? It's a special night, and I need to show these people the meaning of forgiveness. Did you fail to crush my opposition? Sure. That doesn't mean it's over though. We live to fight another day. What matters is that the Royal Flush remains in the hands of the Crystal Kingdom, and that is enough....for now.
w00t: Oh...oh thank you. THANK YOU! I promise, it's not over between myself and Trevor Ma-
Tack Angel: We're not going to talk about him right now. What we ARE going to do, is celebrate our new friend Vape's induction into DVN-
Suddenly, Jammer jumped the guardrail, and climbed the ropes, leaping off to smash Vape in the face. He went after Tack, but DVNO got in the way, and he had to roll out of the ring, before Hazen tried taking his head off.
Tack Angel: Oh of course! Of course! A sore loser everyone! A loser that can't accept his loss with dignity! Hazen and Cadmus, learn from Kinniku Mike tonight smash the Dan Club!
Jammer: The whole world knows you would've lost AGAIN! Tack, I had you! Vape, you're a backstabbing piece of trash! I didn't lose your endorsement deals! You did when you slept with my sister! Tack, I'm not done with you. I'M NOT DONE! That was supposed to be my redemption, and it got taken away from me. I'm not happy about that. Not happy about that all. But right now I'm more pissed at the one guy who knew how much that meant to me, and made sure it was taken away from me!
Vape: YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF!
Jammer: Get out of that ring and say that to my face!
Tack Angel: No Vape! Let him seethe. The secret is to let them stew in their own failures. We're not doing this tonight Jammer. It's not happening. Now walk away, or I'll snap my fingers, and make sure that DVNO MAKES you walk away. This is Tack Celebration Night! Don't forget that!
Jammer tried to rush back into the ring, but Bashin Dan and Benjamin ran out to stop him. They held him back and tried to talk him down as Vape turned his back on the Dan Club.
Tack Angel: Yes. Walk away. Smartest decision you could've made. Now, let's get this night started off the RIGHT way. Munk my old friend, Pirate Bill is all yours. Don't let me down.
EBW: Xcite "Tack Angel Celebration Night"
Renegade Area, Saturn City
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1. Singles: Pirate Bill vs. CP Munk
-Pirate Bill came out with a tattered gift box he sat in his corner. Pirate Bill attacked Munk immediately. Munk retreated to the corner and covered up. Pirate Bill fired away, but backed off for a second. As he came back in Munk hit him with a big right hand. Munk then pummeled Pirate Bill in the corner himself. Pirate Bill recovered and hit a fisherman’s suplex on Munk. Munk rolled to the outside. Pirate Bill went to the apron and hit Munk with a running kick from the apron. Pirate Bill then hit a Flying Forearm Smash and took out Munk on the outside.
Pirate Bill punched at Munk, but Munk recovered and took Pirate Bill down with a big punch. Munk mounted Pirate Bill and rained down elbows on the head of Pirate Bill. Munk choked Pirate Bill with the bottom rope. Munk dropped to the outside and delivered a dropkick to Pirate Bill. Munk rolled back in the ring and covered Pirate Bill for a near fall. Munk locked in a chinlock. Pirate Bill fought to his feet. Pirate Bill punched at Munk, but Munk punched back. Pirate Bill ducked a shot from Munk, dropped to his back and delivered a kick. Pirate Bill kipped up and hit Munk with running forearms in the corner followed by a suplex. Pirate Bill went for a senton, but Munk got his knees up. Munk came after Pirate Bill in the corner but Pirate Bill caught him with an elbow. Pirate Bill then hit a Walk the Plank Elbow and covered Munk for a near fall. Munk caught Pirate Bill coming in as both men got to their feet. Munk hit a standing Munk Bottom for a near fall of his own. He then lifted Bill for the Go 2 Munk, but Bill escaped and trapped CP Munk in a Roll up for a shocking 1-2-3!
Winner: Pirate Bill via Roll up -> Pin
Sal Paradise: BILL! MY BOY BILL WITH THE WIN!
Apple Kid: Tack can't be happy about that one. A loss for DVNO on Tack Angel Celebration Night! More than that look! Bill is ripping up Munk's DVNO shirt!
Sal Paradise: He won that Victory Explosion Battle Royale, and now this. Pirate Bill is on the rise!
Apple Kid: Wait...he's got something else up his sleeves. He's pulling something out of that box. What is it? What could it...IT'S THE MARS CHAMPIONSHIP?! PIRATE BILL HAS THE MARS CHAMPIONSHIP! TALI MACH GAVE HIM THE SIGNATURE RED BELT!?
Sal Paradise: HAHA! I HOPE HE WASHED THAT THING!
VIP Box
Tack facepalmed at the loss, but then spit his drink when he saw the Mars Championship. He stood up, paced, smacked the glass wall, and sat back down, ordering Maid Korra to rub his shoulders.
Tack Angel: Unbelievable Munk! You win the World Championship at random and then you lose to Bill at random?! And now BILL has the title?! BILL?! I don't know if this is better than Tali having it, but I still don't have it, and that upsets me. THAT UPSETS ME A LOT! GAAAH!
Lilith Fineberg: No worries bubbaleh. Please breathe. No worries. we'll begin our anti-pirate narrative immediately.
Tack Angel: No no...that would make all the good Pirates look bad. I don't want to throw them under the bus because Bill betrayed me.
Lilith Fineberg: So what do you want to do?
Tack Angel: ...*sigh* Let's wait this out. He might still come to his senses. That belt...just became a worthy offering.
2. Tag: Randy no Kachi/LG Rod vs. Jason Boomtown/Mr. Scary
-The TUE winner Jason Boomtown and the reinvented and fired up Mr. Scary took on the Heel Besties in tag action. Tack Angel was definitely watching this one closely, as Boomtown would be his opponent on Championship Night of Golden Week. Boomtown started against Randy no Kachi. RnK got a headlock, but Boomtown sent him off the ropes and delivered a powerslam. Boomtown then took him to the corner and stomped at him. Randy recovered and hit a springboard off the second rope and dropped Jason with a dropkick. Rod tagged in. The Heel Besties took down Boomtown with a double team. Boomtown escaped and tagged in Scary. Scary shook the ropes, and tried to strike fear into his opponents. Rod dropkicked Scary. Scary shot up then hit Rod with a Lariat and a Backstabber. Scary took Rod to the corner and slammed him out of it. Scary taunted in the ring. Rod hit a Shoulder Tackle that sent him into the corner. Boomtown tagged in and hit a big dropkick on Rod. He hit his finish Here Comes the BOOM! and rolled up LG Rod for another surprise finish.
Winners: Jason Boomtown[o]/Mr. Scary beat Randy no Kachi/LG Rod[x] via Here Comes the BOOM!
Sal Paradise: BOOM! Yeah baby! Boomtown's got it!
Apple Kid: I'm shocked! Boomtown and Scary beat the veteran team! The Heel Besties take the loss, and Boomtown gets a big win on his way to his title shot on XP. Incredible! Wait look, here comes the NEW ENN+ Champion Zyro Kurogane. Two TUE winners in the ring, as Zyro-K has a DVNO t-shirt for him. He's making the same offer that was made to him it seems. Tack evaded a title shot in that case. Is he going to this time?
Sal Paradise: NO! Boomtown is tossing that trash out of the ring! Not this time people! Boomtown is going for it! He's going for the Triple Crown! Do we have a Supernova on our hands?! My crippling gambling addiction says yes!
Apple Kid: Wait...what?
Backstage
Tack was walking with his entourage, when w00t in his protective face mask and helmet approached.
w00t: Tack...sir...I seriously need to talk to you...alone.
Lilith Fineberg: Anything you have to say can be said in front of his business partner, future wife, and-
Tack Angel: No Lilith, it's quite all right. w00t is one of my most trusted advisors. Like I said before, I'm quite forgiving, as long as you realize you're wrong, and you bend the knee. w00t did that did he not? That's the Crystal Heaven way. Setting good examples and all. That's why we're celebrating me in the first place tonight.
Lilith Fineberg: Right you are Tack. We'll be off then.
Tack Angel: Heh. She's great right? She can see my vision too, and thanks to her, the revolution WILL be televised...and streamed even. Heh.
w00t: I don't know. That's what I want to talk about sir. The biggest group of people you're trying to reach might just hate you for this move. They're the rugged individualist types. They're plebs to be sure, but the plebs are numberous, and they hate the media. They hate anything associated with the media. That's going to include you.
Tack Angel: They don't just hate the media, they fear it. They SHOULD love me...because I love them. That's why the King makes the sacrifices he does. Because I am love. Is it so bad that I would want to be loved too? I do w00t, I want to be loved. That being said, if I can't be loved, then being feared and respected is okie dokie with me. So relax w00t, everything is still fine. Would you take off that helmet?! I'm NOT going to kick your head off! At least not until that nose heals up. I'd be a real monster to do it now, right?
w00t: ....
3. Singles: Tony Wonder vs. Trevor Mach
-Tony Wonder made his main event debut in a big way? By using a magic trick to wow the audience? No, he tried pulling a rabbit out of his hat, and pulled out Ted Nelson instead, which DID get an amazing reaction, because after all it's Ted Nelson, but then everything went to Hell for Tony, as Trevor Mach hit the ring. Wonder panicked and tried to throw a fireball, but Trevor forced his hand up, shooting the ball into the air. Trevor threw hard elbows and landed a Belly to Belly Suplex. He ran off the ropes and smashed Tony with a Knee Trigger, and put his foot on him for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Trevor Mach via Knee Trigger -> Pin
Sal Paradise: The Bad Man is on a roll baby! I pulled him out of another dimension once!
Apple Kid: Huh?
Sal Paradise: Just impressive to see him blast through w00t at Victory Explosion, and now Tony Wonder got a proper introduction to the main roster. No bullshit here buddy...wait...a lot of bullshit technically...but you got to be ready to wrestle too, and Tony was not ready for THAT!
Apple Kid: Makes you "wonder" what Tack thinks of Trevor Mach wrestling on "HIS" night. "Airquotes".
VIP Box
Back in his VIP Box, Tack tossed his champagne to the side and face palmed again.
Lilith Fineberg: The was definitely a Swift move.
Tack Angel: *sigh* Swift. Dammit.
Lilith Fineberg: Do you still want to go forward with the next DVNO induction. We're getting a crew set up for it.
Tack Angel: Yeah...yeah we'll keep going as planned. This is my night. I won't let him screw it up.
Korra: Wow sir, did you see that last fight!? Incredible! He beat him so fast! I really admire strength you know?
Lilith Fineberg: .....
Tack Angel: *sigh* The segment will have to wait a bit, I need to deal with this. Korra....grab the whip.
Korra: *gulp*
4. EBW Television #1 Contender 6-Way: Jaden Yuki vs. Pucky vs. Tad Blinko vs. Amigo vs. Mav Valentine vs. Point Man
-A 6-Way free for all saw some past and present stars locking up for a shot at Tack's Television Championship. A chance to take a chunk out of the Royal Flush and the building DVNO empire. Amigo looked to be a favorite to win, trying to recover from his hard loss to Mike, but Mike and son made their way down to try and distract him as much as possible. Pucky was bashing skulls and talking trash, while the Point Man was being dependable as always. Mav Valentine cleared Pucky and Point Man from the ring, and the opportunist Jaden Yuki made his move. The "King of Games" spun the flexing Tad Blinko around and hit the GX Factor, quickly rolling him up for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Jaden Yuki via GX Factor on Tad Blinko -> Pin
Apple Kid: Jaden Yuki with the win! Not only is he NOT interested in joining DVNO, but now, he's got a shot at Tack Angel's Television Championship coming up. Between him and Boomtown, we're going to see how the new generation of talent matches up to the King.
Sal Paradise: He beat Kurogane at Victory Explosion in a hell of a match. Plus, he's got the attitude he needs. He's cocky, brash, and confident, and the fans are starting to eat it up too. Love to see it baby!
Backstage
Makoto Angel: Makoto Angel here, the proud of wife of tonight's hero, and the hero of my heart every day and night, it's Tack Angel!
The crowd booed, and chanted "No More Tack" as he walked into frame beaming with pride. Behind him, Maid Korra was limping a little and holding her butt.
Makoto Angel: I think they're uh...I think they're saying "We Want Tack" or something?
Tack Angel: No Makoto, it's all right. They're being petulant, but they'll learn that they need me. Someone else has gotten with the program, but first, I want to tell you how proud of you I am. You didn't win at Victory Explosion, but you tried your best, and THAT is what matters.
Makoto Angel: That means a lot Tack. I promise to get even better.
Tack Angel: I hope so, because eventually I want all the gold in the DVNO family. Zyro Kurogane brought us the ENN+ belt earlier, and he did so by beating that smug, mullet bedecked bastard, so he's really high on my happy list right now. So are you darling. I know you'll get there. Now though, we have some business to attend to. Yet another member of the roster is going to become DVNO certified! Let's bring him out! Come on out here....Colby Roads!
The crowd booed as the Eagleland Cheese walked into the shot.
Colby Roads: You know, when I was with SDW, I used to walk around with a scythe, and I used it to break a facsimile of your throne. That was just to get me over with the marks. I really did all of that to get your attention, so I could have a seat at your table. I used to say that wrestling had more than one royal family, but that's not true. You're the King, and I just wanted the opportunity to become an upper echelon kiss ass sell out.
Tack Angel: Well, you've come to the right place. Welcome to the team Colby Roads! Now....kneel.
Colby kneeled down before Tack, and Tack quickly kicked him in the head.
Tack Angel: I still owed you that for making fun of me. Welcome to DVNO though.
Colby Roads: ...ugh...Dad, is that you?
Tack Angel: I didn't hit you THAT hard.
5. 6-Man Tag: Jammer/Bashin Dan/Benjamin vs. Kinniku Mike/Isiah Muscle/Cadmus
-The Dan Club, battered and sore, valiantly came out to fight Kinniku Mike, Isiah Muscle, and Cadmus of DVNO. The crowd were firmly behind Jammer, as he worked to rebound from his devastating loss. He made it clear earlier in the night that he wanted another shot at Tack, but not before getting a piece of Vape, and Vape obliged, being ushered out by w00t to go to ringside, where Dan and Benji were even questioning him. Isiah Muscle was the freshest combatant after Victory Explosion, and it showed, as he was able to work over the trio of former World Champions, but the finish came when Big Poppa Mike was in the ring against Jammer. The two traded shots, and Mike hit the mat hard. Jammer went up for the Slam Jam, and Vape made his move, trying to take him down again. Jammer found him off, but Mike got back up and took him off the turnbuckle, dropping him with the Muscle Buster and pinning him for the 1-2-3.
Winners: Kinniku Mike[o]/Isiah Muscle/Cadmus via Muscle Buster on Jammer -> Pin
Sal Paradise: Dammit Vape! He did it again!
Apple Kid: Vape the Butcher strikes again. He did just enough to cost Jammer another match. Just twisting that knife in.
Sal Paradise: Doing a lot of damage as a member of DVNO. Those numbers are swelling like the tits on Tack's "wives" I tell ya!
Apple Kid: Well folks, it's been a CRAZY night for us, but we're not done yet. This is Golden Week after all. We're going to see some amazing matches this week, but we've still got a major main event for you tonight! Erica and Hope Mach are going to face off to see who takes on the conquering hero Christina Angel...or will it be Cherry Akintola. Christina managed to beat Tali Mach and keep the title in EBW, but she took a lot of damage in the process. Is Cherry going to be able to overcome Christina at Championship Night XP? The winner of this next bout, is next in line, simple as that. Let's check it out!
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Erica: I'm on the way back to where I belong. It was an insult that I wasn't on the Victory Explosion card. An absolute insult. After everything I've done for EBW. Fine, don't hand me what I am due. I'll take it myself.
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Hope Mach: Sunny Malibu is surfing into the sunset. She's gone. She's done. Now it's time refocus. What does Hope Mach want to do? Hope Mach wants to be the World Champion of course. Christina, I love you like a sister, but you better hang onto that title, because I'm coming for ya!
6. Women's World #1 Contender: Erica vs. Hope Mach
-Main event time, as Hope and Erica hit the ring. Jenny James and Alison Chains came out to back Hope, but in the end the ref called for everyone outside the ring to go to the back, keeping this one fair and balanced. The two continued to stare at each other after the bell. They did a little jawing. Slap from Erica. Hope missed a forearm, then a kick. Hope backed Erica into a corner for some blocks. Erica scissored Hope into the buckle, then slipped out. She tried to sucker Hope out. Hope tried to slam Erica inside, but Erica turned it into a cross-armbreaker. Hope missed another big boot and Erica bailed again. Erica tried a kick from the apron but Hope slammed her inside. Fallaway slam by Hope. Another. Erica shoved off Hope and hit a high cross-body, but Hope held on and tossed Erica onto the buckle. Hope hit some kicks in the corner and one more fallaway slam from there. She went up the ropes but Erica tripped her and hit a Yakuza kick. Hope spilled outside and Erica followed. Erica went out to roll Hope inside. She covered for two. Erica draped Hope over the second rope, hit a pump kick and then an axe kick. Cover for two. Erica dismissively kicked at Hope’s face as she was grounded, and Hope fired up and hit a few elbows and a press slam. Spinning sidewalk slam by Hope. Splash and a cover for two. Hope went for the Olympic Slam, but Erica held on. Hope swung Erica into the second turnbuckle. Hope countered a scorpion kick into a powerbomb for two. Both fell to the mat. Erica yanked Hope into the second rope then hit a series of different kicks and rolled up Hope for two. Hope suplexed Erica up and onto the top rope, where Erica flipped out onto the ramp floor. Erica got back in the ring and the two shared another intense look from across the ring. Erica hit a kick and Hope mocked her. Erica hit some more kicks and an Air Raid Crash, but Hope got her foot on the ropes for two. Hope went for another Olympic Slam, but Erica rolled through and dumped Hope. Erica rolled her back in and went up for a double stomp from the top for two. Hope lifted up Erica and ran her belly-first into a corner. She set her up on the buckle and Erica fought her off. Hope charged in again and Erica threw some headbutts, then escaped underneath for a thrustkick. Erica wanted a Yakuza Kick and Hope caught her in the corner and lifted her up for a powerbomb. Hope then went for the Lebell Lock, which Erica fought to escape. Erica refused to tap, leading to the ref calling for the stoppage, as Erica protested the decision.
Winner: Hope Mach via Lebell Lock -> Referee Stoppage
Apple Kid: Hope with the win! Hope with the win!
Sal Paradise: Lebell Lock baby! She could put me in a-
Apple Kid: I wouldn't finish that sentence!
Sal Paradise: Right! Great match there, but Erica is NOT happy that the match was stopped. She WAS close to the ropes, but not close enough in my opinion. She stopped fighting back.
Apple Kid: The ref's call stands. Hope Mach will go on to face the Women's World Champion after Championship Night XP. She might be facing Cherry Akintola, the student trained by her father, or she might be taking on her best friend Christina Angel, who is standing on the stage holding up her title now.
Sal Paradise: She has been on such a legendary reign, and that win over Tali Mach solidified her status, but how much longer can it last?
Apple Kid: Well, that about does it...even though we have time left. Wait...we're...we've got another segment? Who is-
Tack Angel came out with DVNO, as the crowd booed him, chanting "No More Tack" again. He waved them all off and smiled as he again showed them the titles adorned on his royal scythe.
Tack Angel: Thank you everyone! Thank you! It's been quite the night, but I just want to say that I think I deserved it. I put in the work for you. I fight for you. I put in all this effort for you. You should really be grateful for how many amazing matches and moments I've given you. Am I not a generous King? Come on! Cheer for me! Let me hear you! We're here to celebrate ME! SO CHEE-
Trevor Mach: Heeeeey Tacky!
The crowd went wild as Trevor Mach walked out onto the stage with Little Mac, Subculture, Mav Valentine, and Picky Minch. He asked them to stand back, as he walked to the ring by himself. DVNO began to stand in his way.
Tack Angel: No no! Don't block him. Don't surround me. Let him through.
Trevor Mach: Right, after all...I'm just one guy right? So Makoto got me thinking, and it's been far too long since you and I had a talk, and I figured no time like the present right? We're both here, and w00t is...well he's not right now is he?
Tack Angel: Of course you'd pick now of all times to come here. I'm in the middle of a celebration here!
Trevor Mach: I don't know if you were listening, but the boos meant they wanted no part of your self fellatio session in the middle of the ring here. I didn't even know you could bend like that quite frankly. Now hear that? Those are cheers! That means I'm nailing it.
Tack Angel: Of course they'll cheer you. They're idiots about that! Always have been! You're one of the worst things that could have ever happened to EBW and Eagleland itself!
Trevor Mach: I don't know about all of that. I didn't do so bad. I was even President for a year, and I wasn't half bad at it. Now if you mention Edo you might have had a point. I uh...I still have to apologize every time I want to get through customs.
Tack Angel: So you DO know how to apologize. Maybe then, it's FINALLY time that you've realized you owe me a lot of apologies.
Trevor Mach: I owe you a knee to the face for what you did to my eye. I don't owe you anything else, especially not an apology. I was a bro to you, even when everyone else turned on you. I was there. I stood by ya. You were the one that turned on me.
Tack Angel: You did it! It was YOUR fault! You've never taken responsibility for your actions!
Trevor Mach: Your actions are the problem here big shoots. It's been all you for a *bleep*ing year, and you know what they say about the wheel.
Tack Angel: No! Shut up about the stupid wheel! It's NOT all on the wheel, and it doesn't ALL come around! I have destiny and GOD on my side!
Trevor Mach: Bullshit! You might have some thing you have to do, but God didn't tell you to marry 25 women! You marry one woman Tack! It pisses me off that you made me the moral voice of reason here! It really does, but you went so far off the deep end, that's how messed up things are now!
Tack Angel: MY CAUSE IS JUST!
Trevor Mach: IT'S JUST BULLSHIT! You want to save the world?! Save the world, but don't tell me God told you to marry 25 women. That's bullshit, and if your God did that, then that's not a god I know. That's a "god" I outright reject. I'm starting to wonder if his name is Tack, and you're just looking in the mirror.
Tack Angel: How dare yo-
Trevor Mach: NO! How dare YOU! How dare you for all the shit you've pulled too. I've been a prick, and you've been a prick, but you know what? I never sent anyone to disrupt your sanctuary like you did to me. You sent w00t to my farm, and he almost ran over my wife and my dog.
Tack Angel: ...I didn't tell him to do tha-
Trevor Mach: You let him off his leash, knowing what he's capable of. You did the same when you looked the other way with Undeth. You're NOT the good guy here. You might have a part to play in something, but nothing you're doing makes you the hero. You're insane if you think you're the hero. How dare you even try to claim it! Heroes don't tend to enjoy the life you've living. You practically own the network now, and I hear you want even more! Is it ever going to be enough?! How is it that I found my place, and you're still looking? When you have the whole damn world is that going to be enough? Want the moon too? Send that *bleep*er plowing onto my farm, because I want no part of your bullshit destiny.
Tack Angel: I didn't ask you to be any part of it, so what the hell are you doing out here ruining my celebration? Ruining things like you always always ALWAYS do!
Trevor Mach: That! Exactly! I'm here to ruin things! I want a match Tack!
Tack Angel: Ha! Did you forget something?! You don't GET to challenge for the Triple Crown! You don't get to challenge for a title for a long time still. That limit hasn't expired. Besides, I'm an unbeatable King. Haven't you seen it? Why would you want to add your name to the list of the defeated?
Trevor Mach: Tack, it finally hit me, that if you're going to just let the mask come off, and be this prick that pretended to be a modest, normal guy, and you're going to have all this success, and all the wives and power, then what can't I? Let my mask slip off I mean. Why do I try so hard not to be seen as an absolute destroyer? An unbeatable, unstoppable ACE! Cue the farty horn John Tack meme all you want, because that's what you've got coming your way. An absolute beast, a big bad wolf, that's going to blow your house down. I earned it. I deserved it. Not because I feel like God chose me, or I have a destiny. Simply because I choose too. I'll win the titles again, don't worry about that. When the time comes, I'll take them back. That's not what I'm here for. I'm here for you. Plain and simple. Boomtown's got a shot at your belts. If you get through him, you've got Jammer wanting another go I'm sure. My Blood 4 Blood brothers, they all want a shot, and deserve one too. Dan Club, sans the fat bastard traitor, are in the line. You've got a lot of hungry and awesome talent hunting those titles, but I'm hunting you bitch. Just you.
Tack Angel: Alright, I've placated this long enough Trevor. You talk talk talk, and you take up time, and you live off your self importance, but I'm truly important. EBW needs me. ENN needs me. Eagleland needs me. The WORLD needs me. None of those things need you and your jackass bully "machismo" that I hate with every fiber of my being. This is my night, and I'm going to celebrate it. You can't stop that. If you even try, all I have to do is snap my fingers. I let you come to the ring as a courtesy, because I hoped you'd finally come to your senses. It'll never happen. You still just make jokes, and you fail to see the big picture. You try and question the love I have for my family, and the importance of my mission. You fail to see that I have created a utopia because I finally embraced who I was supposed to be. If anything, I let you keep me from it for too long. I won't make that mistake again. I'm letting THIS go on for far too long, being criticized by you. You're just a series of violent and unpleasant urges kept in check by your limited intelligence. You're a sociopath, just smart enough to try and pretend you're not.
Trevor Mach: Accusations from a narcasist are actually confessions big shoots.
Tack Angel: I'm done Trevor. Go be a farmer. Make your jokes elsewhere. I-
Swift: Whoa whoa whoa! Hang on a minute Tack. It's Tack Angel Celebration Night! We can't end like this. It's not BIG enough. You might have stroke with the network, but people like to forget that EBW is MY company, and I will do with it as I please. It just so happens, my biggest concern is trying to put on a show that rivals Victory Explosion, and no I'm not going to call it Victory Explosion Fallout or anything, but to be honest that's a damn good name. Dammit, why didn't I think of that until just now? I mean it's cringe to call it that, but on the other hand Fallout tends to follow and explosion. Damn, that's kind of metal. I'll have to remember that one. I'm getting off track here. So it's true that Trevor can't challenge for the title, but I'm sure if Boomtown wins it on Championship Night of Golden Week, he'll surely give Jammer a rematch. I think that's something we all want to see. However, I also want to see these two beat lumps out of each other. Last time they did, Trevor got his skull caved in and Tack got his leg broken. That's wild! That's metal! That's something I want to see again! I wanted the show to match the kind of fight I'm wanting to see. Once upon a time after Victory Explosion, we had a show called "Bushido." Remember that guys? The place I won my first EBW World Championship. We're bringing it back! Bushido will be the scene of the rematch we all wanted to see. Now if Tack Angel makes it through Jason Boomtown, then the titles will NOT be on the line. HOWEVER, it will be...in the BUSHIDO DEN!
Trevor Mach: YEAH!
Tack Angel: FINE! FINE! YOU THINK I'M SCARED?! I HAVE TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME?! I'LL BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME! BUSHIDO DEN! FINE! I'LL CAVE IN THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR HEAD! FINE!
Trevor Mach: HAHAHA! Renegade Arena! Breathe with me! Breathe for me! Listen, I'm a walking disaster. I'm a *bleep*ing monster in here *points to head* and in here *points to the ring* and I will give you what you want to see! The "King's" got no clothes people. I can see you for what you are pal. You're trying to save face. Just remember something, when we get into that Bushido Den. Don't blink. If you blink, you'll lose with your eyes closed. BOOSH!
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Ana: Ana here for EBW World! It's Golden Week, and while Ninten is still taking his victory lap, I thought I would recap the results of the Killer Queen Tournament, because they fired Good News Gary, so I might as well right? That's a big shame about Gary, but I think he's still the manager for The Shark Order right? Hang on, let me find out. *touched her temple* Yeah...yeah they're not paying him for that, so it's cool. The Killer Queen Tournament signaled Day 2 of EBW's Golden Week. A great way to keep the momentum going after an amazing Victory Explosion. We saw EBW's ladies throw rules out of the window in front of a big crowd at the plaza in front of the Saturn Dome. It's hot out, so why not get some fresh air right? Jenny James and Alison Chains, two friends had to lock up, and Jenny ended up using Alison's own barbed wire against her with a Crossface that lead to a submission. They did fist bump afterwards. Darkness Aoi put Aoife through a table to advance herself. Rose Angel tried to go easy on Rei, on orders from Tack, but Rei gave her a hard slap and made her work for a victory. A Bloody Bomber allowed Rose to advance. Hope avoided outside interference from Mitra Lenox and shattered Hilda's hopes with a Lebell Lock submission. In the Semi-Finals Rose took down Jenny James, her recent rival for the Television Championship with another Bloody Bomber. Hope Mach had a bloody encounter with Darkness Aoi, but hit an Olympic Slam through a table to advance. The finals saw Hope Mach and Rose Angel collide. A Mach and an Angel, but also niece and aunt. A hard fought, hardcore brawl, with everything but the kitchen sink being used. Wait...no they also used the kitchen sink. Who brought that?! Hope smacked Rose in the head with said sink, and trapped the Women's Television Champion in the Lebell Lock to get the submission win, claiming the title of Killer Queen for 2022!
EBW: Golden Week Day 2 "Killer Queen Tournament"
Saturn Dome Plaza, Saturn City
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1. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Jenny James beat Alison Chains via Barbed Wire Assisted Crossface -> Submission
2. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Darkness Aoi beat Aoife Aisling via Table Assisted Darkness Bomb -> Pin
3. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Rose Angel beat Rei Hino via Bloody Bomber -> Pin
4. Killer Queen Tournament Quarter-Finals: Hope Mach beat Hilda Iceheart via Lebell Lock -> Submission
5. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Finals: Rose Angel beat Jenny James via Bloody Bomber -> Pin
6. Killer Queen Tournament Semi-Finals: Hope Mach beat Darkness Aoi via Table Assisted Olympic Slam -> Pin
7. Killer Queen Tournament Finals: Hope Mach beat Rose Angel via Lebell Lock -> Submission -> 2022 Killer Queen Tournament Winner!
Ana: We still have a big week ahead of us. I mean how much bigger can you get than with Championship Night? We'll see the Women's Television Championship on the line, the World Tag Team Championships, the Women's World, and of course the Triple Crown World Championship. All of that on one night. What's more though, is that Pirate Bill, the new "holder" of the Mars Championship is putting it on the line against Horace Angel? That's right. Pirate Bill is going to "defend" title. Now we could go over and over who the real Champion is. I can hear so many voices right now thinking about that right now. Fred Stranton of Twoson seems to think the title belongs to Ted Nelson. I mean he IS Ted Nelson. Ted Nelson. However, word is an enraged Tack Angel isn't very happy about this turn of events. Between Boomtown and Mach, he's already got his hands full. Will this distraction leads to a historic moment with a new super rookie? Tune in and find out.
EBW: Golden Week Day 3 "Championship Night XP"
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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0. IGNITION Singles: Mr. Scary vs. Pirate Harry Kim
0. IGNITION Singles: Pucky vs. Tad Blinko
0. IGNITION ENN+ Championship: Zyro Kurogane(c) vs. Magnum PT
1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Rose Angel(c) vs. Jenny James
2. "EBW Mars Championship": Pirate Bill(c) vs. Horace Angel
3. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Cherry Akintola
4. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)/Isiah Muscle(c) vs. Subculture/Picky Minch
5. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Jason Boomtown
Ana: Finally, we have an update for The Golden Tournament that will take place on Day 4 of Golden Week! We're being told that the winner this year will receive a cash prize, the honor of being "The Golden", and will then take on Jammer at a later date to determine who gets the next title shot for the Triple Crown Championship! Sound exciting! Tune in, because I'll know if you didn't.
EBW: Golden Week Day 4 "The Golden Tournament"
Saturn Dome Plaza, Saturn City
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1. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Mav Valentine vs. Cadmus
2. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Hazen vs. Point Man
3. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Amigo vs. Isiah Muscle
4. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Magnum PT vs. Kinniku Mike
5. The Golden Tournament Semi-Finals: TBD
6. The Golden Tournament Semi-Finals: TBD
7. The Golden Tournament Finals: TBD
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Announcer: And now, ENN has very special announcement from Tack Angel!
The camera cut to Tack sitting in front of a green screen, which Crystal Heaven projected onto it.
Tack Angel: Hello, I'm Tack Angel. *sigh* The world already knows who I am. Why do I have to say it?
*Take 2*
Tack Angel: We can't all be Kings, but you can be Kingly by not doing drugs. That's the cool thing to- This sounds lame. Even I know kids don't listen to this crap anymore. If it's not "bussin" they're not listening, and I don't even know what that means!
*Take 10*
Tack Angel: Seriously! Who wrote this script? Who approved it? Well get them on the phone Steve! I'm not saying this!
*Take 22*
Tack Angel: Is my drink here? Finally. Thank yo- Is this hot? Yeah? *throws cup to the ground* ICED! I WANTED IT ICED!
*Take 23*
Tack Angel: Hello, I- No seriously, IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL! I JUST WANTED IT ICED! TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
*Take 37*
Producer Steve: We need one more take.
Tack Angel: No, we don't.
Producer Steve: We could REALLY use it sir.
Tack Angel: We're done here. Okay? GREAT!
ENN HQ - Saturn City
Lilith Fineberg was running down the hall, with her ear to her phone in a panic.
Lilith Fineberg: No bubbeleh, I have NO idea who leaked those takes to the public, but I'm going to find out, and they're not only going to be fired, they're going to be blacklisted! They've going to be eviscerated! No, not literally! It's TV speak darling. I'll talk to you again soon. Bye. *click* No, I mean they're getting eviscerated! You! Who are you?!
Mr. Face: Me Mam? I'm Face, an assistant to your broth-
Lilith Fineberg: Not anymore you're not! Come with me! I hope you have your schedule clear, and I don't really care if you don't, because if you want to keep this job, you're going to help me find out WHO leaked that footage! It aired during EBW approved time, so it HAS to be someone from that promotion. Someone who is jealous of my King. I'm going to find out just who it was.
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Crystal Heaven Town Square
Merelda was walking downtown with Felicia in cat form, as they were just coming out of the Dragon District from shopping.
Merelda Angel: Do you think Tack will like the yukatas we got for the Stardica Festival?
Felicia Angel: Nya-I think so, but this heat is really starting to get to me.
Merelda Angel: But you're a cat? I thought cats can handle the heat?
Felicia Angel: Sure, but even this is getting to be a bit much.
Merelda Angel: Let's find a place to cool down.
Merelda and Felicia walked over to a shady bench near the Karaoke Arcade, a couple of sun dress dressed Crystal Heaven citizens walked out and noticed the two.
Citizen: Oh Em Gee, are you the King's wife?
Merelda Angel: That I am, and so is this one.
Merelda motioned over to Felicia who transformed back into her catgirl form.
Citizens: Oh!
Felicia tussled her hair to get some air through the thick follicles.
Felicia Angel: That we are!
Citizen: You are way too clothed to be in this summer heat your highness. I see the king hasn't given you the blessing yet, but that's ok. We're not like some of those fanatics like on the Angel Keijo Team.
Merelda was reminded of her full awareness of her lithe body as well as her wearing a shortened travel formal dress, cringing a bit at her body.
Citizen: Are the Angel family going to all make it to the Stardica Festival?
Felicia Angel: It's going to be a blast! That's for sure!
Merelda Angel: We're all hoping Princess Sally & Queen Alicia make it back home, yes.
Citizen: Well, we certainly hope that we see you there!
Merelda Angel: Um, I do have a question.
Citizen: What's up Queeny?
Merelda Angel: What is the Stardica Festival?
Citizen: Well, you are new in town. So I won't hold it against ya. Stardica is a festival adopted by Crystal Heaven by the King from another Kingdom... I forgot what it was called, do you remember?
Citizen: Not really. Anyway, we started having it every year at the middle of the year. It's a time where the Shards all let loose and have fun. There's lots of stalls, and games, and food.
Citizen: There's even a bonfire.
Merelda Angel: But what is it about?
Citizen: Love, of course.
Citizen: Stardica is about appreciating our loved ones, and the love of our kingdom.
Citizen: All of the Crystal Heaven Sister Kingdoms are going to celebrate as well this year too.
Merelda Angel (thinking): But why haven't I been told about this? I have a kingdom too... Even if I can't get back to it...
Citizen: And if a couple spends the Festival together all night, the legend says they'll fall in love and be together forever.
Citizen: Oh yeah! And the King then makes an appearance and wishes all well for the rest of the year.
Merelda Angel: I've never been to a festival before, so this will be a lot of fun.
Citizen: Oh yeah? What'd you do for fun in your home kingdom?
Merelda Angel: Well, we...
Felicia Angel: Hey! If you knew we were getting clothes for the festival, why didn't you ask about it before?
Merelda Angel: Amy asked us to go, right? She was really insistent. I didn't know what she was talking about but I played along.
Citizen: Seems like this is some Royal Business, so we're gonna head out. Sorry!
Merelda Angel: I apologize for my rudeness.
Citizen: All good! See you at Stardica!
Merelda & Felicia waved farewell to the citizens, Felicia was already caught up in a new distraction by a sunlight ray while Merelda was deep in thought.
Merelda Angel: Why didn't Amy tell me about Stardica?
Crystal Tower
Amy was seen caring for Helios & Rhea, Helios was glowing bright orange and Rhea was glowing bright white. Amy held them still, with concern.
Amy Angel: Oh my babies, my children...
Helios Angel: It's ok mama.
Rhea Angel: It's ok.
Amy Angel: You worry your mama too much.
Helios Angel: The time is soon mama.
Rhea Angel: The time is soon.
Amy Angel: Time for what?
Helios Angel: The sun.
Rhea Angel: The moon.
Amy Angel: What about the sun & moon?
Helios Angel: Stardica.
Rhea Angel: Stardica.
Space
The Sun glowed bright and started slightly pulsating and throbbing, the Moon as well started to throb like a heartbeat. Slowly, pillars started to rise on the surface of both.
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Parking Lot - Renegade Arena
The Point Man had just finished signing some autographs, as he tried to get into the building, and yet he was still swarmed by fans as he tried to get in.
Point Man: The Point Man wishes he could continue to spend time with you all, but remember, we've all got to do our part to support Magnum PT tonight! Let's all rally around our ally, and give him our support! The Point Man believes in supporting friends. If you know anyone who is suffering from depression, the Point Man says you should definitely lend an ear, and a shoulder to cry on!
Point Man continued his way into the parking lot, when he suddenly heard some clapping. He turned to see none other than the Royal Flush Holder Tack Angel, with Colby Roads and Vape at his side, and Uranus and Neptune watching from the shadows.
Tack Angel: Fine speech Point Man. That was a fine speech indeed.
Point Man: The Point Man appreciates that! Now if you'll excuse-
Tack Angel: Point Man, let's cut to the chase here. I want to be wrong about you. See, I see you presenting yourself as a man of high moral fiber, integrity, and confidence, but I believe you could be just another misguided pawn of a broken mind set. "Machismo" let's call it. I've come to believe it's the cancer that is killing EBW, society, and what is letting the darkness enter our world. People like Trevor Mach, Jammer, Magnum PT, Mav Valentine, Subculture, Picky Minch, and whoever keeps calling me...well a T-Doer. We'll go with that, cause I don't really want to say the real words. Point Man, I'm afraid you have "Machismo," but I'd LOVE to be wrong about that. That's why I'm offering you a chance right here and now. We don't want Magnum PT, and we don't want him holding the ENN+ Championship. We DO want you....in DVNO. I have Colby Roads and Vape here, who would be happy to vouch for what I can offer you. My army grows, my influence grows, and with it, the power to save the world. Don't you want to save the world Point Man?
Point Man: ...The Point Man believes in monogamy.
Tack Angel: What?
Point Man: The Point Man firmly believes that true love exists between a man and woman who love each other! The Point Man can not subscribe to your harem lifestyle. It goes against the beliefs of the Point Man!
Tack Angel: ...They say you're dependable Point Man. Turns out, that meant dependably stupid. Poor choice.
Point Man: The Point Man is ready if you want to fight! The Point Man does NOT back down from a challenge!
Tack Angel: Heh. I'm a little busy tonight actually. I took a little time out of my schedule to TRY and change your mind here. Don't worry though, because I believe as Trevor says "it's all on the wheel" or something. It's a stupid line, but in this case it works. *sigh* You're breaking my heart. We'll see you soon.
Pucky: *from a distance* Give your balls a tug you tit*bleep*er!
Tack Angel: Alright, who keeps saying that?! COME OUT HERE!
EBW: IGNITION
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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0. IGNITION Singles: Mr. Scary vs. Pirate Harry Kim
-Mr. Scary came in like a house of fire, and absolutely mogged Pirate Harry Kim. He appeared to be foaming at the mouth through his mask, as the ripped killer, hit a vicious Backstabber on Kim for an easy win.
Winner: Mr. Scary via Backstabber -> Pin
0. IGNITION Singles: Pucky vs. Tad Blinko
-Another quick and painful one, as Jim Derpman was busy spraying down a flexing Tad Blinko, neither saw Pucky coming, as he took Tad's shirt over his head and blocked his view, before delivering harsh upper cuts. The spoiled Blinko can go in the ring, but that was NOT on display here, as Pucky hit a harsh Hockey Check in the corner, and a Bulldog before the pin.
Winner: Pucky via Hockey Check x Bulldog -> Pin
0. IGNITION ENN+ Championship: Zyro Kurogane(c) vs. Magnum PT
-A rematch from Xcite, that saw Zyro Kurogane shake off his VE loss with an ENN+ win, albeit with help from DVNO, and that happened again this week, however, instead of helping Zyro-K win, they showed up just in time to stop a title change, as PT hit the Mustache Ride on Kurogane, and narely pinned him. Colby, Vape, Hazen, and Horace Angel hit the ring. They battered PT as the ref called for the DQ. Point Man ran in to try and make the save, but they attacked him as well. That brought in Pucky, Chuck Rand, and Dirk Laramie to make the save on them both. The fighting spilled out of the ring and back up the stage.
Winner: Magnum PT via DQ -> I don't see how that's a title defense!
Backstage
The action continued in the back, as the two teams brawled in a big pile. More members of DVNO tried to get involved, but King Tack tried to call off his guys.
Tack Angel: Guys! Guys! Back off! We've got work to do tonight! We've made our point!
Magnum PT: Oh yeah, you're a big man chief! Couldn't stand to see your boy lose huh?
Tack Angel: No, I can't stand to see your stupid mullet!
Pucky: Hey Tack, I made an oopsie and double booked a couple of your wives, can you pick em up for me ya *bleep*ing loser.
Tack Angel: IT'S THAT GUY! HE'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE! SCATTER! WHERE DID HE GO?! I'M GONNA FIND YOOOOU!
Larry Grim: Welcome everyone to the Renegade Arena! It's Golden Week in EBW, and that means it's time for Championship Night XP! I'm Larry Grim, joined by Makoto Angel, who put in a stellar performance at Victory Explosion 16. You really did a great job. I'm very proud as your friend.
Makoto Angel: *blush* I appreciate that Larry, but the problem is, I didn't win.
Larry Grim: Sometimes you can look good in defeat, and I believe you did. You spend most of your time doing this and interview work, and yet you put yourself out there, and you went for the gold on the biggest show of the year. That says a lot.
Makoto Angel: Thank you Larry.
Larry Grim: I say biggest show of the year, but we have a show coming up that might rival that. Bushido is on the way, and with it, an incredible main event. Tack Angel and Trevor Mach will face off in the Bushido Den. Nothing is on the line but pride here. You might think that Tack's reign is safe for another month, but it's definitely not, because tonight he's taking on Jason Boomtown, winner of TUE 3: The Revenge. He had to be a holographic man to get here, and he's got a tank! I mean, that's pretty cool.
Makoto Angel: Where IS Otto Mann?
Larry Grim: He actually realized he wasn't meant for wrestling, but fighting crime instead. He's joined forces with Arremer X to battle the scum and filth on the streets. We wish him all the best!
Makoto Angel: Oh...great!
Larry Grim: You said it! Now this is Championship Night, and that means every match is a title match. Unfortunately for some, that means no Dan Club tonight, but they did have this to say earlier. Let's take a look!
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Bashin Dan: Vape, it always breaks my heart to see our friends abandon us. The Dan Club, we're all about friendship, supporting each other, and competing with each other to get better! That is where our fighting spirit comes from. That is what drives us. We always had your back, no matter what.
Benjamin: You sold your soul to DVNO, and now you're kissing the ring of a false King. Do you remember what he put Lainey through? He treated her like a slave, and sold her to Hazen and his goons. You were there for that. You saw how much it hurt me. How much it angered me. I wasn't even angry that he took the Triple Crown. I was devoted to getting it back, but I was more devoted to her, and he used that against me. That's who you're serving now. Can you live with that?
Jammer: Vape, I was the closest thing you had to a best friend. We didn't always get along, but we were bonded like brothers. I put up with a lot of your shit, and this is what it got me. You cost me everything that night. It was going to be my redemption. That's all I've wanted, is redemption. So you broke ol' Dan's heart. He's a softie, so he won't come after you. Benji, you betrayed his trust, and he MIGHT come after you. Me? I'm just pissed off, so I'm definitely coming after you. I want a match at Bushido. You and me. I win? I get another go at Tack Angel. You win, and I'll give you back all those endorsement deals you lost. You in? I don't care about your answer, because I'll drag you to the ring if I have to. One-on-One street ball. You and me. I'm gonna dunk on you at Bushido bitch!
Bashin Dan: Language please.
Jammer: *sigh*
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Makoto Angel: Vape is a nice guy, but he keeps trying to smell my hair. Is that...is that normal?
Larry Grim: Nothing is normal anymore....ever. So let's get going with the show shall we? We're opening with a big rematch here as Rose Angel defends the Women's Television Championship against Jenny James, after taking the title back from her, and the beating her in the Killer Queen Tournament. Let's get to the action!
EBW: Golden Week Day 3 "Championship Night XP"
Renegade Arena, Saturn City
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1. EBW Women's Television Championship: Rose Angel(c) vs. Jenny James
-The next match was for the Television Championship, as Rose Angel put the title up against Jenny James once again. They had been battling back and forth, and Jenny had earned the right to challenge again, and what better time than Championship Night of Golden Week? Well...maybe Victory Explosion cause that pays better, BUT...this is for the TELEVISION Title, and VE was already overbooked! Rose was disrespectful at first, reminding her that she had just beaten her not once, but twice, but Jenny slapping her in the face got her to shut up and get serious. She took Rose down with a waist lock takedown, and Rose had to go for the ropes. Back and forth mat work, that really showcased that they were well rounded athletes, when compared to their brawl in the Killer Queen Tournament. Rose hit a Belly to Back Suplex to catch a break, but soon found herself eating a Spear from Jenny, who ground and pounded just enough to avoid the DQ. As Rose got up, she threw a Tack tribute kick, but Jenny caught it, leading to an Enziguri from the Television Champion. She snapped on a Fisherman's Suplex for a 2-Count, before going wild with the flurry of elbow synonymous with her "name". She went for the Celtic Whip, but Jenny reversed it for a Belly to Belly Suplex. "M's" was on the ropes, but stopped Jenny's momentum with a Neckbreaker. Rose went for the Bloody Bomber attempt, but Jenny escaped it. She ducked an Enziguri attempt and trapped Rose in a Capture Cradle Suplex for the 1-2-3. NEW Television Champion! 2x Television Champion!
Winner: Jenny James via Capture Cradle Suplex -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Television Champion!
Makoto Angel: Oh no!
Larry Grim: Whoa! Jenny James did it! Jenny James with the pin on Rose, and she has reclaimed the EBW Women's Television Championship! Rose is immediately demanding a rematch, and having to be held back by Duvalie.
Makoto Angel: Be careful Rose, you might be injured! Oh dear.
Larry Grim: You can bet this isn't over yet, but tonight's Championship Night is already off to a big start, with a title change right out of the gate! Before we move onto our next match, I hear we have Alison Chains waiting, with another installment of the Alison Chains Show! Her guests? Blood 4 Blood!
The Alison Chains Show
Alison Chains: Heya kids! Wanna know how to make a homemade bomb? Check out my twitter, but that's besides the point! I'm joined today by-I'm sorry my mouth freaking hurts, on account of the barbed wire crossface at the Killer Queen Tournament. You ever bit down on barbed wire kids? I suggest trying it at least once so you know what it feels like, but when you get to like your fortieth time, it just *bleep*ing hurts! I'm joined today by Blood 4 Blood! I love these guys! Bloody shooters who don't even need gun laws to do their shooting! Cause it has a different meaning kids. Some words have multiple meaning kids! Little Mac, Trevor Mach, Mav Valentine, Picky Minch, and Subculture! The best of the best!
Little Mac: You look a little off dearie. Your eyes are dilating at different sizes.
Alison Chains: That's perfectly normal.
Little Mac: I don't think it is, but that's your life. We're here, because we were asked to be here, so let's make it quick. Assassins don't normally appear by request.
Alison Chains: Well between the World Tag Team Championship match tonight, and Trevor's upcoming Bushido Den battle with Tack Angel, it appears that Blood 4 Blood are in the spotlight, and the kids seem to love you too. Gotta get good role models on the show you know?
Little Mac: Role models? Look at these men. Do they look like role models? Do I look like a role model? Sure, Mr. Mach here is trying to raise his kids, but that's on his farm. This is a battlefield, and these are soldiers of the trade. We deal in pain, and that is something I know all too well. Look at the scars on my hands would you? Grizzly yes? Years of punching at bigger and stronger opponents, but I would win, because I could take the pain, and I could inflict the pain. I didn't leave anything for AFTER the match. If I had to be carried out of the ring then so be it, but I never held back. That's what Blood 4 Blood is all about. These four men give it all they've got. Mach is a monster in the ring. Mav is a brash cocky bastard, and he backs up his talk. Subculture is going down the path I went down, and that makes him very dangerous to anyone who gets in his way. Picky Minch has been and always will be underrated for his abilities, and he makes sure to remind anyone he gets in the ring with. In that ring, they are the best. They don't have to jump off the top rope and do twenty flips to get your attention. They simply hurt their opponents. They make them bleed. They make them suffer. They all went to war with each other, before they joined together to wage war, so they know what they can do. They can rip and tear, and that's what we do. That's what Blood 4 Blood is all about. So if you wanted us here for anything else, I've got bad news for you.
Alison Chains: Me wanting you here? I was going to spend this segment bitching about the Killer Queen Tournament personally. It was Lilith Fineberg who asked for this segmen-
Trevor Mach: Oh shit.
Mav Valentine: Get ready!
Alison Chains: What? WHOA!
Suddenly, DVNO hit the scene, tearing through Alison's set and attacking Blood 4 Blood. Kinniku Mike, Isiah Muscle, Hazen, Zyro Kurogane, CP Munk, and Vape got into it with Blood 4 Blood, and had the numbers advantage! Mike and Muscle specifically targeted Picky Minch's and cracked his ankle with solid steel stage equipment. Jason Boomtown, Mr. Scary, and Amigo eventually showed up to help Blood 4 Blood, and security had to be called to try and bring order to the chaos as the show went to commercial.
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An upset Lilith Fineberg paced back and forth as the show came back from commercial.
Lilith Fineberg: Oy vey, this whole thing has me verklempt. Deep breaths. It's cool. Listen, Face or whatever your name is, I want you to get me pictures of Point Man! I want to see him doing the things he speaks against! We need to out him as a hypocrite!
Mr. Face: I thought you wanted me to find out who leaked Tack's ad outtakes?
Lilith Fineberg: You will address him as King, and yes, that's what I want from you. STEVE! YOU need to get me pictures of Point Man! Immediately! *sigh* Do we have footage of the brawl. I want the good angles for DVNO. Splice in Tack talking down his team. He's a diplomat. He's a man of the people. We need to capture that in our footage.
Producer Steve: Mam, he brow beat them, and said they were making him look bad.
Lilith Fineberg: Get a shot of his back and mute the audio. Have Makoto talk over it.
Producer Steve: ...Yes Mam.
As Lilith continued pacing and planning, Mr. Face got out his audio recorder.
Mr. Face: *clicked record* Gordon, I've got an update. The Statue's remnants are in my possession. I will be delivering them with this tape. They appears to just be fragments now, nothing more. I will continue to remain undercover within ENN, as reports of the "Bacon Man" reappearing around the same time as Tack Angel's "Yin and Yang" seem to be verified. I will-
Lilith Fineberg: FACE! What are you doing?! Get to work!
Mr. Face: *click* Right away Mam!
Before the next match, Horace Angel grabbed a microphone to address Pirate Bill.
Horace Angel: Bill, you're sus as *bleep* man! On God you are cappin' rn fr. A hater get caught lackin' in the crib, and you think that's our vibe? Deadass, I am the one that's bussin! Now you're gonna give me back that strap fr, or you're gonna be hurtin'!
Pirate Bill: Arrr...I be non-comprehensible me'self, but I have no idea what ye be sayin' ta me right now. If ye be wantin' this belt, come and claim it, but ye best start believin' in tragedies. Yer in one.
2. "EBW Mars Championship": Pirate Bill(c) vs. Horace Angel
-Pirate Bill yo ho ho'd to the ring, with the Mars Championship, as Horace called him cringe. Bill got wrist control early and then hit a neck swinging suplex. Horace then hit a head lock and the two men then grappled. Horace bridged up from a pinning attempt, Bill then hit chops in the corner, Horace then hit is own chops as the two went nose-to-nose, with Horace demanding back the title for his Uncle Tack shouting "No Cap", but Bill was indeed wearing his Pirate bandana so that made no sense. Horace was learning, but Bill continues to impress with how much he has picked up with his limited experience in the ring. Bill hit the Double Arm DDT on Horace, and tried to go up top. Colby Roads tried to get to him, but Bill jumped first, and hit the Walk the Plank Elbow for the pin, and I guess a title defense?
Winner: Pirate Bill via Double Arm DDT x Walk the Plank Elbow -> Pin -> "Title Defense?"
Larry Grim: And Pirate Bill "retains" the title? We're not sure how to address it really.
Makoto Angel: I know how! That meanie won't give back something that belongs to Tack, and it's really stressing me out because of how much we all love Pirate Bill! It's just not fair! *chomp chomp chomp*
Larry Grim: Umm....Makoto? What are you doing?
Makoto Angel: Stress eating!
Larry Grim: On air?
Makoto Angel: ...*blush* I'm so sorry!
Larry Grim: Calm down. It's quite all right. I know you're stressed about the situation with Bill. He's making it clear by ripping the DVNO shirt off of Horace though, that he's NOT on the DVNO bandwagon.
Makoto Angel: *sigh* Bill....*quietly eats slightly off camera*
Larry Grim: Oh dear.
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Cherry Akintola: Christina Angel, you are the benchmark. You are an incredible warrior. You would be highly respected among my people and my culture. I do look at you with reverence. However, in my culture we always strive to be the mightiest warrior, even if we have to topple our own heroes. I don't see you as unbeatable. I don't see myself as less than. I just see this as a great challenge, and beating you for the title would be sweet, like an ice cream sundae, with a cherry on top.
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3. EBW Women's World Championship: Christina Angel(c) vs. Cherry Akintola
-Akintola took Christina down with some chain wrestling. A surprising scene, but Christina did the same and followed with some kicks. Slap to the chest of Cherry. She tried to fire up, but Christina shut her down. Forearm to Cherry’s midsection and another hard kick to the chest. She ran into a big boot. Christina with a submission leglock. Cherry went for a couple flash pins, but Christina kicked out. DDT from Cherry followed by a sleeperhold, but Christina elbowed her way free. A Facebuster from Cherry for two. Christina, fed up with her nagging VE injuries, and letting the rookie get this much offense, kicked into high gear, and let the kicks fly. One last kick to the mid-section, and she was able to drop Cherry with the Angel Wings for the pin, and yet another title defense in this historic reign.
Winner: Christina Angel via Angel Wings -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Makoto Angel: Christina with the defense! She's incredible! She's simply incredible! We're all so proud of her in the Crystal Kingdom.
Larry Grim: She did great, but look there. Look on the stage. It's Hope Mach! Christina's best friend! The Killer Queen! The #1 Contender for the Women's World Championship! It looks like we're truly going to get the biggest and the best at Bushido, as Hope Mach will challenge Christina Angel for the Women's World Championship!
4. EBW World Tag Team Championships: Kinniku Mike(c)/Isiah Muscle(c) vs. Subculture/Picky Minch
-Picky limped to the ring after the attack in the back, but insisted to go in first, in this match for the tag belts. Little Mac fired him up with a slap to the face, yelling for him to rip and tear. They took turns one on one in various athletic exchanges. Then they all stood opposite of each other and chaos broke out. The DVNO team were feeling fresh, while the B4B team were struggling, with Picky appearing seriously hurt, but trying to fight through it. Mike hit the Muscle Buster on him, before tossing him to his son Isiah, who hit the Lighting Spiral for a pin on the EBW veteran, and a title defense for the World Tag Team Champions.
Winners: Kinniku Mike(c)/Isiah Muscle(c)[o] via Lightning Spiral on Picky Minch -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Makoto Angel: And Mike and son get the win! That brawl earlier was crazy, but I'm happy that the father and son continue to bond as a team together. w00t was a tag champ with Isiah before, but he sacrificed so much to try and bring up the next generation at TUE. *sigh* It's hard to have so many people to care about. *chomp chomp chomp*
Larry Grim: Your heart is too big for your own good my dear friend.
Makoto Angel: What?! My heart is too big?! Am I dying?! Is that what you're telling me?!
Larry Grim: What?! No! I meant metaphorically!
Makoto Angel: Oh...oh sorry. *chomp chomp chomp*
Larry Grim: Well folks, this has been an incredibly eventful Championship Night, but we have one match left. Our main event that will see-
Makoto Angel: THE KING!
Larry Grim: Tack Angel will try and defend the Triple Crown against the TUE winner Jason Boomtown! This is Trevor Mach's student, so let's see how he does against the Star Prince eh? Let's head to the ring for our MAIN EVE- oh wait...we've got word that someone in the back has just hijacked the attention of a Lakitu. Let's take a look!
Backstage
A bloody and angry Little Mac stood alone against the steel mesh of the backstage area, using it to hold himself up.
Little Mac: I'm in the late autumn of my career, and recently, I've been pondering over the legacy of Little Mac. What it's all been about. I'm a vicious, sadistic, and vengeful fighter. I've been a unique entertainer. I've gotten myself into a lot of trouble in my later life haven't I? Made some mistakes? We all do. I've got the scars...and the receipts. I'm here now though, to set it all straight, and make sure my legacy ends on my terms. I came back because the fighting spirit of Blood 4 Blood reached me, and awoke that part of me that's begging for a fight, and now after that brawl I have a taste of my own blood again, and I want a fight. I want a fight against DVNO. Tack Angel, you'd be at the top of my list. I made you. You wouldn't be King, if you didn't pass through me. I'm the Kingmaker. You have a full lineup though don't you? Trevor Mach is going to cave your face in. He's got to make you bleed. He's going to make you suffer. So where does that leave me? Still itching for a fight. If anyone and I mean anyone from DVNO wants to step into the ring with Little Mac at Bushido, then I am more than ready to take you on. Are you willing to pay the price?
5. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Jason Boomtown
-Main event time, as Jason Boomtown came out on his signature tank Sophia the 3rd, to a big reaction. Tack ignored the booes as he walked by the tank, unimpressed by what he considered a cannon that fired "blanks" compared to his. Match started with an intense exchange of technical holds and counters. Tack finally overpowered Boomtown with chops and kicks. Tack countered a fireman’s carry into a rear naked choke and transitioned to elbow strikes. As Jason tried to get up, Tack kicked him in the head, and ground pounded some more. The intent here was obvious. Tack was wrestling a more Bushido like style, specifically to show Mach that he could. Boomtown dropped Tack with an arm wringer DDT on the apron and worked over his arm, blocking the champ from reapplying the rear naked choke. Tack was finally able to stop Jason with an underhook superplex, but Tack’s arm was too hurt for him to take full advantage, and he suddenly showed concern that he couldn't CLUTCH the WRIST. Tack was able to drop Boomtown in a strike battle, but when he applied tried to apply a bulldog choke like Mach, his injured arm allowed Jason to reverse and nearly pin him with a shining wizard. Boomtown applied the crossface chicken wing, but Tack made the ropes. Tack escaped a triangle choke and stomped on Jason’s head. Tack looked to subdue Boomtown with kicks, but Jason kicked out of the pin. He wouldn’t quit but was finally put away when Tack grit his teeth to CLUTCH the WRIST, and hit the Angel Driver on Boomtown. 1-2-3. The legendary reign continues.
Winner: Tack Angel via Wrist Clutch Angel Driver -> Pin -> Title Defense!
Makoto Angel: TACK WINS! TACK WINS! YOU DID IT BABY!
Larry Grim: And Tack's reign continues, but Boomtown showed him a few things. He and Akintola are BOTH going to be valuable members of the roster going forward. Although deciding to not follow along in the footsteps of Zyro-K might put him in the DVNO cross hairs going forward. That being said Tack's got to refocus now, because he's on a collision coarse with Trevor Mach, inside of the Bushido Den at Bushido. Golden Week continues with The Golden Tournament, and then EBW participates in Collision: The World Games 2022! Also...possibly something from #EVER 2.0. See ya later!
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The sun was starting to set but the lights were on, as the Stardica Festival went underway. The streets were filled with vendors and stalls, all selling unique food, hand-crafts, & games; they were also filled with the Crystal Heaven Citizens, all chatting and laughing. Most were dressed for the summer heat or were in celebratory yukatas, lots of different patterns and colors adorned the people. Three of the Sailor Guardians were waiting in front of the now abandoned Undeth Church. The three dressed in yukatas of their iconic colors.
Minako Aino: It's too hot...
Rei Hino: She's late as usual.
Ami Mizuno: Oh come now, this is very much like Usagi. It's really no different than how it's been in the past.
Rei Hino: You'd think as she got older that she'd be more timely, if anything it's gotten worse!
???: Sorry guys!
???: Yeah, sorry!
The three ladies turned to see Usagi & Seiya run up to them. Seiya wearing a grey yukata & trunks while Usagi was in her new loose and revealing cloth & fundoshi, fanning herself with a paper fan. The guardians gasped at Usagi's new attire.
Ami Mizuno: Usagi, I...
Rei Hino: Usagi, what are you wearing?!
Usagi Tsukino: It's my new wardrobe, picking up on the Crystal Heaven fashion. What do you think?
Rei Hino: Where's your shame?
Usagi Tsukino: Why should I be ashamed? It's just my body. I'm a grown woman now, so I'm wearing what best reflects my personality.
Minako snuck up close, hand on chin and looked Usagi in the face, Usagi leaned back a bit but kept a strrong determination. Minako quickly then stared at Seiya and gave him the look, Seiya responded to her inquisitive nature by chuckling and rubbing the back of his head. Minako dashed around the two, inspecting their outfits. Poking and pulling on the fabrics, combing through Seiya's traditional and Usagi's more recent ponytails. Minako then faced them and gave one more glance over before putting her hands on Usagi's shoulders.
Minako Aino: I'm so happy for you Usagi!
Minako & Usagi then embraced in a hug and laughter, to the much confused others.
Rei Hino: You two brainless airheads...
Minako Aino: I gotta say Usagi, I'm jealous of your bravery.
Usagi Tsukino: It's really all thanks to living here in Crystal Heaven with Seiya. I've let go of a lot of my childish traits I think. And that's thanks to the two most important men in my life. Seiya of course is one.
Seiya Kou: Thanks Dango-head, though I don't know if I should really call you that anymore.
Usagi Tsukino: I still have my ball buns, but it's just the one now for my ponytail.
Ami Mizuno: And the other?
Usagi Tsukino: Hmm?
Ami Mizuno: The other guy you mentioned who was important to you.
Usagi Tsukino: Oh, that's the King, Tack.
Rei Hino: You mean he hasn't tossed you aside since you didn't marry him?
Usagi Tsukino: Of course not, Tack's better than that. After that talk he had with me & Seiya, I visited him more often. We're good friends now.
Minako Aino: ...Maybe I was too quick to judge...
Usagi Tsukino: And getting to catch up with Makoto has been wonderful, though she has seemed stressed lately.
Ami Mizuno: Oh really? Over what?
Usagi Tsukino: She's been having odd dreams lately, but wasn't able to remember clearly as to what they were.
Seiya Kou: Hopefully we'll get to see her today, I'm sure seeing you three will help put her mind at ease.
Usagi Tsukino: Oh, Rei! How'd you feel about The Ultimate EBW? Seiya & I have been rooting for you when you've been on ENN.
Rei Hino: Eh, not as well as I'd have liked. I'm still trying to improve.
Minako Aino: You did fail your mission though to get the Mars Championship back.
Rei Hino: Can't be helped, it's with Pirate Bill now.
Ami Mizuno: I'm sure his highness wouldn't be too upset with you, right Usagi?
Usagi Tsukino: Of course not!
Usagi took her fan and pointed it at Rei while leaning forward, sticking back into an unsuspecting Seiya.
Usagi Tsukino: And if he gets upset about it, I'll give him a piece of my mind. I'm still the Princess of the Moon, so I'm still a diplomat.
Seiya grabbed Usagi's hips and pushed them away from his waist, Usagi was startled but laughed at the situation. Seiya noticed footstep and noticed more people coming over.
Seiya Kou: Taiki! Yate-... Yaten, what are you wearing?!
Taiki was wearing a normal Yukata but Yaten was wearing what was essentially lingerie, revealing more than a swimsuit. Seiya slapped his head in embarrassment while the other girls were shocked.
Taiki Kou: You'll have to excuse our sister, she's gotten a bit of a complex.
Yaten Kou: Too many people have forgotten about me, they forgot I'm part of the band with you two.
Rei Hino: So you're just going to wear nothing at all?!
Yaten Kou: I'm not wearing nothing! I'm just expressing more of my femininity.
Ami Mizuno: We should get you some clothes...
Minako Aino: Too late, everyone is out at the festival. All the shops are closed.
Minako shrugged her shoulders as Rei sighed. Yaten looked at everyone's dismissal and started to tear up. Yaten was about to turn and leave but was suddenly embraced by Usagi. Usagi held Yaten tight and pet the back of her hair.
Usagi Tsukino: It's okay. It's okay.
Yaten in shock, hugged back and started to cry a bit.
Yaten Kou: I just don't want to be forgotten...
Usagi Tsukino: You'll never be forgotten, you'll always be an important member of our team.
Yaten Kou: But I'm not even a Sailor Guardian from this Solar System.
Seiya Kou: But you are a Sailor Guardian, and served with me under the Star Prince. It was a joint effort by all the Guardians everywhere, not just by location. You're family, and we'll always love and care about you.
Seiya joined in on the hug, and eventually the other ladies as well. Letting go, Yaten composed herself.
Yaten Kou: I really went overboard, didn't I? You can see my well... everything.
Usagi Tsukino: I don't think you'll have to worry about it in Crystal Heaven. And if anyone gets handsy, the Viera Guardswomen will take care of it, they got eyes everywhere.
Usagi motioned over to a tree branch, everyone looked toward it and saw a Viera hiding. Usagi waved at the guardswoman, the guardswoman smiled, waved back, and then jumped off to another tree.
Rei Hino: How did you know where they were?
Usagi Tsukino: I've been mingling about town, I know a lot more than I used to that's for sure.
Everyone except Seiya was confused by that statement, as Seiya patted Usagi's head.
Seiya Kou: Come on everyone, let's enjoy the festival!
The group then walked into the mass of people enjoying Stardica.
Some time later
Festival floats were going through Crystal Heaven's Town Square, adorned by different craftsman and masonry works. Some floats included a Crystal Tower replica, the Keijo League Athletics Logo made of flowers, as well as the mascots Mr. & Ms. Stardica. Soon, lights started to shine down from the Crystal Tower. Everyone turned and cheered as they saw the Royal Family emerge on the front steps. And every Angel Family member was there, Tack then took to a podium as a hush filled the citizens.
Tack Angel: My Crystal Heaven citizens, my Shards. I thank you all for joining us here for our yearly celebration of Stardica.
The crowd cheered as multiple projected screens appeared behind the Royal Family.
Tack Angel: This year is a very special year as for the first time, our sister kingdoms are joining us. The Tycoons!
A screen of the Tycoon Kingdom cheered in celebration, as Queen Lenna Tycoon waved.
Tack Angel: The Acorns!
A screen of the Acorn Kingdom cheered in celebration.
Tack Angel: The Gerudo!
A screen of the Gerudo Town cheered in celebration, as Cheiftess Riju sat lazily on her throne smirking.
Tack Angel: The Mushroom Kingdom!
A screen of the Mushroom Kingdom cheered in celebration, the echo of the toads' high pitch caused a bit of reverb on the podium mic.
Tack Angel: The Hylians!
A screen of the Hyrule Kingdom cheered in celebration, with a familiar face celebrating with his loved one.
Tack Angel: We also want to remember the Kingdoms & Families that could not celebrate with us tonight for various reasons. They have passed on or are out of our reach either by force or by choice, so tonight we share our love for: The lost Kingdoms of our Solar System and beyond..
The Sailor Guardians in the crowd all gave a big group hug.
Tack Angel: The Eternians.
Dana gave a big sigh.
Tack Angel: The Shake Dimension.
Merelda teared up a little.
Tack Angel: The Sakuras, the Xang Orphanage, the Mulligans, the Itois, the Sylphs, the Stuarts, & yes...
Tack gritted his teeth but took a deep breath.
Tack Angel: Even the Machs... We wish they all could be here today to join us in celebration of Stardica, the celebration of love. Soon, we will be adding the Fineburgs to our family, and we couldn't be happier to have Chosenland as part of our legacy. If I may, I'd like to read a verse for you.
Tack took out a Bible from his Yukata and placed it on the podium, flipping through pages until he found his page.
1 Corinthians 13:4–8a (ESV)
Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails.
Tack Angel: I'll be honest my citizens, just as we all have fallen short of the glory of God, so have I. I've not been as patient as I could be, I've not been less of irritable or resentful as I have been. Your King is not infallible, and in fact I've gotten a bit over the top recently. But like our God asks, is that we try to improve ourselves. To be Christlike, but not try to be Christ. Christ's job was to be a guiding light to man, but my job... my mission, is to be a guiding light to the stars. As after all, that is what the North Star's purpose is. I will be that North Star, and guide all of you to salvation through God's will.
The crowd cheered in response, as the sun finally hit the midpoint of the horizon and the Moon rose up next to it. Amy noticed the phenomena as she held onto Helios & Rhea. Almost unseen to the naked eye, particles of light poured from the Sun & the Moon. Drifting above the crowd of people, unnoticed by all except two people: Usagi & the Tea Shop Owner. The particles of light from the Sun & Moon floated into Helios & Rhea respectively. As the particles finished pouring in, symbols appeared on their foreheads. A ☉ for Helios & a ☽︎ for Rhea. Just as quickly, the symbols disappeared.
Helios Angel: It's done mama.
Rhea Angel: It's done.
Amy Angel: What's done?
Helios: The Sun.
Rhea Angel: The Moon.
Helios & Rhea Angel: It is done.
Helios & Rhea hugged Amy and almost immediately fell asleep. Amy tried to check on them, but institutionally just assured herself and hugged them both. The heat of the summer turned down heavily, as a slight chill wind blew through Crystal Heaven.
Tack Angel: But tonight, we celebrate love! Tonight we celebrate our families! Tonight we celebrate Crystal Heaven!
The citizens cheered in response, Tack looked over to the side of the steps to the Crystal Tower and gave a nod. Pirate Harry Kim, Colby Roads, Hazen, Vape, & Horace Angel all pressed various buttons on a control panel as fireworks shot up behind them. The crowd ooh and awed at the spectacular display.
Tack Angel: To Love!
Crystal Heaven Citizens: To Love!
The citizens all took in the fireworks as Tack got off the podium and walked back to his wives. The Angel Wives of Sally, Alicia, Peach, Urbosa, & Samus all stepped forward.
Tack Angel: Well wives? How'd I do?
Samus Angel: You did great T-Chan!
Urbosa Angel: We're very proud of you.
Tack Angel: What's with the look on your faces wives? You look happier than usual.
Peach Angel: Well, we have some unexpected news to give you.
Alicia Angel: And boy is it big news.
Sally Angel: We're pregnant!
Tack looked at the girls with a big smile, he stepped forward for a hug and laughed. Some of the other wives were crying at the display, Tracy in particular though seemed upset. Tack palmed over each of the newly pregnant bellies.
Tack Angel: Truly, a blessed day.
Christina Angel: Thanks for having me dad, but I gotta get home.
Tack Angel: I appreciate you coming by, I'm truly proud of you my daughter.
Christina Angel: Dad...
Tack Angel: I'm surprised though that Subculture was okay with you coming.
Christina Angel: Oh I left to go get milk, I just "happened to walk by"
Tack smiled but nodded in understanding.
Tack Angel: Take care. I love you.
Christina Angel: Love you too Dad, bye Mom... er... Moms. Congratulations!
Faris & Azuli Angel snuck off to a bush while everyone was preoccupied. Faris then transformed back into an Azuli clone.
Azuli Angel: Good work me.
"Faris Angel": I'm just glad he didn't say anything to me, I'm not good with Pirate accents...
Subculture's Apartment
A clock ticked in an otherwise quiet room. Subculture sat at a table with an empty glass, staring at a bowl of cookies.
Subculture: ....She's been gone a long time getting that milk. Better be the best milk I've ever had for all the work they must be putting her through to get it.
He hesitantly reached for a cookie, before pulling his hand away.
Subculture: No! No. I can't do it! I have to refrain. She'll be back...any minute now.
The clock continued to tick in the silent room as Subculture continued to stare.
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Ninten: Wow! What a wonderful day to celebrate life right? I'm just thrilled to be alive today. Living is truly a wonderful thing that everyone should be allowed to do. Definitely. Ninten here for EBW World, and Golden Week rolls on, on this historic week. The Golden Tournament was next up, and like the Killer Queen Tournament, it took place outside at the Saturn Dome Plaza. Some protests were going on for something down the street, but the Plaza was packed with fans, waiting to see who would get the next title shot against Tack Angel, and get the right to call themselves "The Golden" for the next year. Last year's winner Mav Valentine made a great first impression with a win over Cadmus care of the Mav Buster. He also came out with more intensity, using some of that VBW experience to his advantage. The Point Man actually had Hazen on the ropes for a time, as the crowd rallied around one of their absolute favorites. CP Munk and Horace Angel tipped him up, and he was floored by a harsh Lariat, and pinned after a Wrist Clutch Death Valley Driver. Amigo's war against Mike and son continued, as he once again gave a clinic to Isiah Muscle. Isiah, feeling cocky after his win on XP, wasn't ready to get worked over by the mat expert, who smashed him to the mat with a Hagen Suplex for the pin. He wasn't done though, because Amigo pulled a DVNO and talked trash to Mike on the outside as he battled Magnum PT in the last Quarter-Finals match. Mike let his ego and anger get to him, and he ended up getting Counted Out, though his orders were specifically to make sure PT didn't progress. Mav and Hazen locked up in a serious match up, but Mav, looking to avenge the injury on Picky, used the ring steps on the outside to seemingly injure Hazen right back, and dropped him with the Mav Buster for the win. Mike returned the favor on Amigo, getting involved in his match, but he made a mistake there, in that allowing PT to hit the Mustache Ride on Amigo meant that he would advance to the finals. The main event saw two favorites collide in a fantastic match, an instant classic. A highly enjoyable match that could have gone either way, but luck was not with last year's winner, as PT with a crimson mask and highly exhausted proved his worth with a Mustache Ride on Mav to win the bout, the tournament, and the title shot. Tack Angel's nightmare became reality, as the man bedecked with the best mullet in the game, is now "The Golden" for 2022!
EBW: Golden Week Day 4 "The Golden Tournament"
Saturn Dome Plaza, Saturn City
ENN
1. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Mav Valentine beat Cadmus via Mav Buster -> Pin
2. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Hazen beat Point Man via Wrist Clutch Death Valley Driver -> Pin
3. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Amigo beat Isiah Muscle via Hagen Suplex -> Pin
4. The Golden Tournament Quarter-Finals: Magnum PT beat Kinniku Mike via Count Out
5. The Golden Tournament Semi-Finals: Mav Valentine beat Hazen via Mav Buster -> Pin
6. The Golden Tournament Semi-Finals: Magnum PT beat Amigo via Mustache Ride -> Pin
7. The Golden Tournament Finals: Magnum PT beat Mav Valentine via Mustache Ride -> Pin -> Winner of The Golden Tournament 2022!
Hotel Saturn
Pucky kicked open the door and basked in the sweet suite, before immediately spitting some chewing tobacco on the floor.
Dirk Laramie: Hey! What's up with that? These hotel people work hard to keep these places clean, and you just trash the place?
Pucky: Not my problem tit*bleep*er, give your balls a tug. If it bothers so much you pick it up. I'm a clean guy. You chuckle *bleep*s never notice when I use your rooms to *bleep* your Moms!
Chuck Rand: I do not believe that is something that actually happens. It would be apropos to use a cup though me thinks.
Pucky: You don't think much do ya Randy. I call the big room!
Dirk Laramie: You had the big room last time.
Pucky: And I'm gonna have it this time and every other time!
Chuck Rand: I just feel fortunate that we made it back to the city, and can relax for a couple days. Maybe watch the Collision shows.
Pucky: Imma have myself a *bleep*ing stick.
Dirk Laramie: A what? A stick? Now? Before dinner? Yeah, I could go for a stick.
Chuck Rand: That would make three of us gents.
The three men all huddled into the kitchen and produced a box of drumstick ice cream.
Pucky: *bleep me, that's a good drumstick. That's probably one of the best sticks I've ever had. Hey, eat with the bowl under ya so you can catch the toppings!
Dirk Laramie: This coming from the guy that spit tobacco on the floor! You're a clean freak now?
Pucky: No, I'm just a freak in the bed with your Mom. The bowl is so you catch the toppings so you can eat them later asshole. Nobody wastes a drumstick on my watch tit*bleep*er.
Chuck Rand: Oh dear. Speaking of Moms, it appears I have forgotten to call my parents.
Pucky: Did ya not call your parents?
Chuck Rand: Indeed. They might be quite concerned.
Pucky: Did neither of ya call your parents?
Dirk Laramie: ...I forgot?
Pucky: Ya took an airplane, and then you didn't call your parents to say you got here safe?
Chuck Rand: I tend to, but I just did not this time.
Dirk Laramie: Same.
Pucky: Well you better call em. Let em know you got here safe.
Moments later Pucky was back on the phone with his parents.
Pucky: *on the phone* I don't know Ma, they must be big shots or something, taking flights left and right and never calling their parents. No, we got off that plane two hours ago and they still haven't called their parents. Who does that?
Dirk Laramie: I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW PUCKY! *bleep* YOU MAN! Gee, if you know my Mom so well like you claim, why don't YOU call her!
Chuck Rand: I do not think it is wise to give him ideas.
Dirk Laramie: ...You're right what was I thinking?
Pucky: You weren't thinking, and that's why you didn't call your parents! *hangs up phone* tit*bleep*er!
Chuck Rand: ...At least he hung up the call first. Always thinking of his parents.
Dirk Laramie: He's a classy guy like that.
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Announer: And now a special ENN message from the King of Crystal Heaven! EBW's own Tack! Angeeeeeel!
Tack Angel: It's me, the record bleak- *sigh* Somebody turned the lights up too brightly, and I see a huge glare on the teleprompter. Can we fix that please?! NOW! Thank you!
*Take 2*
Tack Angel: I still...I still can't read it. Yeah Steve, I know what I'm supposed to say, but it helps to be able to read it! I like visualize it! That a good enough reason for you? How about DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO! That better?!
*Take 5*
Tack Angel: *deep breath* It's the record break-THE TELEPROMPTER JUST FROZE! THIS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL!
*Take 8*
Tack Angel: You know have many wives I have?! Twenty four! It's ABOUT to be TWENTY FIVE! You don't get that many wives without being able to talk! I know how to talk! I just want to SEE the LINES! Don't make me get your all FIRED!
*Take 12*
Tack Angel: It's m- Do you people have ANY IDEA how lucky you are to be working for ENN!? Working with me right now?! I AM THE FACE OF THE NETWORK! WHEN YOU COME TO THE BUILDING WE HAVE A TEN STORY PICTURE OF ME ON THE FRONT!
*Take 14*
Tack Angel: I know it's not ACTUALLY ten stories tall CARL! IT'S HYPERBOLE! I'M UPSET! IS YOUR FACE ON THE BUILDING CARL! YEAH, I'M LOOKING AT YOU CARL!
*Take 20*
Tack Angel: You're all moving around TOO MUCH back there! AGAIN, I'm looking at you CARL!
*Take 25*
Tack Angel: ....Do I need make up?
*Take 34*
Tack Angel: You know Eagleland Entertainment Quarterly called me the one star to watch under 40! Not for long?! WHO SAID THAT!? WAS IT YOU CARL?!
*Take 38*
Tack Angel: Who is THIS guy over here now?! Kale?! What a vegetarian name! I mean I like a good salad, but come on! Sorry Kale...I'm just a little mad...AT CARL OVER THERE! GET THIS MIC OFF ME! I'M GONNA KICK HIM IN THE HEAD!
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Collision: The World Games Day 1
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Youtube
1. World Games Elimination 6-Man Tag: Subculture<EBW>/Mav Valentine<EBW>/Picky Minch<EBW> vs. Aidan Kohl<SDW>/Fishy Bob<SDW>/Potato Kyle<SDW>
-Subculture eliminated Aidan Kohl via KO Punch -> Pin
-Mav Valentine eliminated Fishy Bob via Mav Buster -> Pin
-Picky Minch eliminated Potato Kyle via Hagen Suplex x Ankle Lock -> Submission
Winners: Subculture<EBW>/Mav Valentine<EBW>/Picky Minch<EBW>
2. World Games Elimination 6-Man Tag: Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>/Geoff Garrett<Mid-South> vs. Flying Man<3'dPW>/Curry Man<3'dPW>/Blue Lightning<3'dPW>
-Barry Lawless eliminated Blue Lightning with Piledriver -> Pin
-Flying Man eliminated Geoff Garrett via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin
-Curry Man eliminated Barry Lawless via Spicy Drop -> Pin
-Johnny Starbound eliminated Curry Man via 450 Splash -> Pin
-Johnny Starbound eliminated Flying Man via 450 Splash -> Pin
Winner: Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>/Geoff Garrett<Mid-South>
3. World Games Elimination 6-Woman Tag: Christina Angel<EBW>/Hope Mach<EBW>/Jenny James<EBW> vs. Dulce Reina<BBB>/Fabiola Torres<BBB>/Chin Flanchard<BBB>
-Dulce Reina eliminated Jenny James via Swinging Fisherman's Suplex -> Pin
-Hope Mach eliminated Fabiola Torres via Olympic Slam ->
-Christina Angel eliminated Chin Flanchard via Angel Wings -> Pin
-Hope Mach eliminated Dulce Reina via Lebell Lock -> Submission
Winners: Christina Angel<EBW>/Hope Mach<EBW>/Jenny James<EBW>
4. World Games Elimination 6-Woman Tag: Erica<EBW>/Hilda Iceheart<EBW>/Mitra Lennox<EBW> vs. Korone<Hololive Edo>/Ookami<Hololive Edo>/Nekomata<Hololive Edo>
-Erica eliminated Korone via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
-Hilda Iceheart eliminated Ookami via Northern Lights Suplex -> Pin
-Erica eliminated Nekomata via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
Winners: Erica<EBW>/Hilda Iceheart<EBW>/Mitra Lennox<EBW>
5. World Games Elimination Women's No Rules No Rules 4-Way: Alison Chains<EBW> vs. Dentist Brit the Dentist Dentist<SDW> vs. Kyoko the Love Shocker<AGES> vs. Chin Flanchard<BBB>
-Chin Flanchard eliminated Dentist Brit the Dentist Dentist via Diving double knee facebreaker -> Pin
-Chin Flanchard eliminated Kyoko the Love Shocker via Slingshot belly-to-back suplex -> Pin
-Alison Chains<EBW> eliminated Chin Flanchard via Barbed Wire Crossface -> Submission
Winner: Alison Chains<EBW> -> World Games Women's No Rules Gold Medal!
6. World Games Elimination Men's No Rules No Rules 4-Way: Magnum PT<EBW> vs. Painmaster<Mid-South> vs. Razorblade<VBW> vs. Hexagon VI<BBB>
-Magnum PT eliminated Painmaster via Chair Assisted Mustache Ride -> Pin
-Razorblade eliminated Hexagon VI via Exploder Suplex through table -> Pin
-Razorblade eliminated Magnum PT via Chair Assisted Piledriver -> Pin
Winner: Razorblade<VBW> -> World Games Men's No Rules Gold Medal!
Collision: The World Games Day 2
Twoson Fairgrounds, Twoson
Youtube
1. World Games 6-Man Tag Finals: Subculture<EBW>/Mav Valentine<EBW>/Picky Minch<EBW> vs. Barry Lawless<Mid-South>/Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>/Geoff Garrett<Mid-South>
-Johnny Starbound eliminated Picky Minch via 450 Splash -> Pin
-Mav Valentine eliminated Geoff Garrett via Mav Buster -> Pin
-Mav Valentine eliminated Barry Lawless via Heel Hook -> Submission
-Subculture via KO Punch x Counter Culture -> Pin
Winner: Subculture<EBW>/Mav Valentine<EBW>/Picky Minch<EBW> -> World Games 6-Man Tag Gold Medals!
2. World Games 6-Woman Tag Finals: Christina Angel<EBW>/Hope Mach<EBW>/Jenny James<EBW>
beat Erica<EBW>/Hilda Iceheart<EBW>/Mitra Lennox<EBW>
-Jenny James eliminated Hilda Iceheart via Capture Suplex -> Pin
-Mitra Lennox eliminated Jenny James via Crossface -> Referee Stoppage
-Erica eliminated Christina Angel via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
-Erica eliminated Hope Mach via Air Raid Crash -> Pin
Winners: Erica<EBW>/Hilda Iceheart<EBW>/Mitra Lennox<EBW> -> World Games 6-Woman Tag Gold Medals!
2. World Games Bushido Den: Trevor Mach<EBW> vs. Severide<Mid-South>
Winner: Trevor Mach via Bulldog Choke -> Submission -> World Games Bushido Gold Medal!
3. World Games Elimination Men's 4-Team Tag: Bashin Dan<EBW>/Benjamin<EBW> vs. Dom Barris<Mid-South>/Tom Barris<Mid-South> vs. Curry Man<3'dPW>/Flying Man<3'dPW> vs. Max Superkick<SDW>/Larry Superkick<SDW>
-Bashin Dan/Benjamin[o] eliminated Max Superkick[x]/Larry Superkick via Spear -> Pin
-Curry Man/Flying Man[o] eliminated Dom Barris[o]/Tom Barris via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin
-Bashin Dan[o]/Benjamin eliminated Curry Man/Flying Man[x] via Brave Clash -> Pin
Winners: Bashin Dan<EBW>/Benjamin<EBW> -> World Games Tag Gold Medals!
4. World Games Elimination Women's 4-Team Tag: Wendy Mustang<EBW>/Lainey Strong<EBW> vs. Opal<AGES>/Arylite<AGES> vs. Ms. Scary<VBW>/Bloody Mary<VBW> vs. Dulce Reina<BBB>/Fabiola Torres<BBB>
-Wendy Mustang[o]/Lainey Strong eliminated Opal/Arylite[x] via Lariat -> Pin
-Wendy Mustang/Lainey Strong[o] eliminated Ms. Scary/Bloody Mary[x] via Super Ultra Mambo-Tango-Foxtrot STO -> Pin
-Dulce Reina[o]/Fabiola Torres eliminated Wendy Mustang/Lainey Strong[x] via Swinging Fisherman's Suplex -> Pin
Winners: Dulce Reina<BBB>/Fabiola Torres<BBB> -> World Games Women's Team Gold Medals!
5. World Games Elimination Women's 4-Way Singles: Christina Angel<EBW> vs. Dentist Brit the Dentist Dentist<SDW> vs. Chin Flanchard<BBB> vs. Kyoko the Love Shocker<AGES>
-Christina Angel eliminated Dentist Brit the Dentist Dentist via Angel Wings -> Pin
-Chin Flanchard eliminated Kyoko the Love Shocker via Diving double knee facebreaker -> Pin
-Christina Angel eliminated Chin Flanchard via Wrist Clutch Angel Driver -> Pin
Winner: Christina Angel<EBW> -> World Games Women's Singles Gold Medal!
6. World Games Elimination Men's 4-Way Singles: Jammer<EBW> vs. Curry Man<3'dPW> vs. Soyboy Paige<SDW> vs. Johnny Starbound<Mid-South>
-Curry Man eliminated Soyboy Paige via Spicy Drop -> Pin
-Johnny Starbound eliminated Curry Man via 450 Splash -> Pin
-Jammer eliminated Johnny Starbound via Pumped up Slam Jam -> Pin
Winner: Jammer<EBW> -> World Games Men's Singles Gold Medal!
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