Backstage - Motor City Smog Mask Arena

Everyone appeared to be in a panic and rush backstage. Makoto Angel was very curious as to what was happening. She approached a camera and looked right into it.

Makoto Angel: Steve? Steve, what's going on?

Producer Steve: Several members of the ENN crew have passed away from Sudden Death Syndrome not at all related to their booster shots.

Makoto Angel: ...Oh. That's horrible.

Producer Steve: Plus, the government are apparently investigating the Lilith Fineberg-Angel's tax history, now that she's in charge of ENN. Everything she had planned for tonight has been thrown out the window. She's not even here.

Makoto Angel: Lilith is in trouble? Oh no. That's horrible.

Producer Steve: President Swift has retaken control backstage, and he's on a tirade, getting ENN loyal people out of the building. He's physically removing them.

Makoto Angel: ...Explains the running and panic.

Producer Steve: Just keep your head down, and do your best tonight. Remember, if he rubs his forehead on you, it means he's keeping you around.

Makoto Angel: ...OK?

Production Truck

Producer Steve took off his head set and looked back to Mr. Face, who was with him in the truck.

Producer Steve: I feel bad for helping PT with that leaked footage, and for what we're doing to Lilith, but something had to be done.

Mr. Face: You're doing the right thing Steve. You helped us get our foot in the door on investigating the Fineberg family. However, I'm not sure why you helped PT. That...that was all on you.

Producer Steve: PT is very persuasive, and Tack Angel is really over stepping his bounds. I have to go over all the footage. When you see Tack Angel sit on the face of his wives, you just decide you can't be on his side.

Mr. Face: ...I've seen horrible things when dealing with Blue Rose cases. That....sounds like it's worse.

EBW: IGNITION
Motor City Smog Mask Arena, Motor City
ENN+

0. IGNITION Bushido Rules Singles: Picky Minch vs. Mr. Scary
-With Little Mac in his corner, the veteran Picky Minch put on a technical clinic against the rabid Scare-meister. Picky worked over his limbs, stretched and twisted Scary like a pretzel, before stepping up to land a Hagen with a bridge for the pin.
Winner: Picky Minch via Bridging Hagen Suplex -> Pin

0. IGNITION Women's Singles: Cherry Akintola vs. Alison Chains
-Alison Chains was more colorful than usual, and still upset that ENN was blocking her show, she tried to take her frustrations out on Cherry Akintola. The bronzed jungle warrior, showed experience beyond her years, by trying to steer clear of Alison's rage, but once the chains were pulled out, the DQ win for Cherry was obvious. Ouch.
Winners: Cherry Akintola via DQ

0. IGNITION ENN+ Championship: Zyro Kurogane(c) vs. Jason Boomtown
-"Main Event" time...for IGNITION anyways, and it was battle of youth, as Boomtown took on Zyro-K for his ENN+ Championship, and yes, Boomtown came out on Sophia the 3rd. People love that tank baby! Zyro-K tried an early sunset flip, but Boomtown locked the head of Kurogane with his feet and did a nice neck crank. Boomtown hit a straight jacket lungblower, snapmare and punt kick to the lower back. Zyro-K would eat kicks and keep rising until he blocked a kick with a hard forearm. Huge clothesline sent Kurogane to the floor. In a Vertebreaker position, Boomtown had Kurogane locked in a submission until they went to the corner and Boomtown hit a big superplex for two. Horace Angel kept shouting "OK BOOMER" at Boomtown from the outside to distract him. Zyro-K rolled through a Blue Thunder Bomb into a side headlock takedown, but Boomtown got a cross face. Zyro-K rolled into a pin attempt for two, but as they both got up, Boomtown hit the Blue Thunder Bomb. Zyro-K blocked a jumping knee strike and hit a leg wrapped dragon screw. A forearm battle ensued until Boomtown lit up Kurogane, who responded with an enzugiri, but Boomtown won the battle with a lariat. Zyro-K  got a kimura, transitioned into a cross arm breaker. Boomtown barely made it to the ropes to break it up. Horace Angel popped Boomtown in the mouth, and stunned him long enough for Zyro-K to hit the Straight Jacket Hagen Suplex, and pinned him for the 1-2-3. Zyro-K and DVNO retain the ENN+ Championship.
Winner: Zyro Kurogane via Straight Jacket Hagen Suplex -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Parking Lot

A limo pulled up, and the crowd booed as Tack Angel exited the vehicle, dressed in an M. Bison like costume, complete with flowing blue cape. Korra was seen wiping something from her mouth as he shut the door and breathed in a relaxed sigh.

Tack Angel: Today is the day. Magnum PT, I'm going to kick your head off! The peasant that thinks he can stand up the King. He has no idea what he has gotten himself into. FOR I BEHELD SATAN, AND HE FELL, LIKE LIGHTNIII-

Makoto Angel: Tack?

Tack Angel: *deep breath* Makoto? What was I just...never mind. Hello my beautiful wife.

Makoto Angel: What are you wearing?

Tack Angel: *looks down* Well you know...I don't know. No matter, I've got a job to do tonight.

Makoto Angel: Did you hear about what's happening behind the scenes?

Tack Angel: Yes...it doesn't matter. We must always focus on the mission, and I know I can do that, because you are with me.

Makoto Angel: Me?

Tack Angel: You...and all the others.

Makoto Angel: ...Right. We're here for you Tack.

Tack Angel: ...and I'm here for all of you.

A camera switch showed Trevor Mach driving up the arena, and the crowd went wild as the motorcycle pulled in.





EBW: Xcite
Motor City Smog Mask Arena, Motor City
ENN

1. 3-Way: Benjamin vs. Subculture vs. Isiah Muscle
-The show opened with a highly athletic contest, featuring Benjamin, Subculture, and Isiah Muscle. Isiah was the young gun, in there with two former World Champions, so he had his work cut out for him. Kinniku Mike tried to help his son, but both Mav Valentine AND Bashin Dan got in his way, putting a stop to that. Those three would face off later in the night. Lots of ground action, slams, and near falls. Benji hit the Spear on Isiah in the corner, but Subculture was quick to pick at the bones, tossing Benji out of the ring to clock Isiah with a KO Punch and a quick roll up. A win for B4B ahead of the Bushido Ladder Match for the World Tag Team Championships.
Winner: Subculture via KO Punch on Isiah Muscle -> Pin

Sal Paradise: That's how you open a show baby! Subculture knocking his sock off there! Yeah! You love to see it!

Apple Kid: Subbie with the win! Benji had the kill shot with that Spear, but he wasn't watching for Subbie to take the opportunity. Blood 4 Blood don't ask permission before they take what they want. They'll fight you for it. We still have so much to go tonight, and I want to remind everyone, that the smog is NOT pyro, it's literally what it's like living in this big...beloved...dumpster fire. Did I just say that? I need to learn to lie better.

Sal Paradise: They'll look for you after the show, but who can see anything in all that smog. Up next, we got the RIGHTFUL World Champion Jammer, taking on Colby Roads. Much like Pirate Bill, Jammer is fine with going through DVNO to get to Vape, and then to Tack again. Let's see it go down.

Apple Kid: I hear that Colby tore something before the this match, but wants to have it anyways. I said...he wants to have it anyways. It says here "wait for cheers," but no one seems to care.

Sal Paradise: I sure as hell don't!

2. Singles: Jammer vs. Colby Roads
-Colby Roads apparently tore muscles in his shoulder and arm, and thought coming out to wrestle anyway would make him some sort of Christ-like marytr that the people would worship and adore. Lesser people with less minds watching a lesser product might buy it, but everyone booed Colby and cheered one of their favorites, in the Slam Master Jammer. Jammer obviously worked over the injured Colby and took him off his feet, finishing him off with the Pumped Up Slam Jam for the pin and the win.
Winner: Jammer via Pumped Up Slam Jam -> Pin

Sal Paradise: An easy win for Slam Jam. Colby had no business getting into that ring. What an absolute dumbass. Also, he's not nearly as good as his older brother or father, and his legacy will be being a mediocre drama queen, who is begging for the company to the north east to take him back. However, I'm told him marrying a black woman DID end all racism.

Apple Kid: The Eagleland Cheese stinks.

Jammer: VAAAAAPE! You fat bastard! YES, I AM fat shaming you! You deserve it you prick! I was your best friend, and you cost me my dreams. Now, I'm going to cost you your teeth! I'm going to dunk on you at Bushido, and you're going to regret the moment you decided that you decided to turn your back on the Dan Club! Take it from a guy who did it before. Cade? He'd probably tell you too. This...is going to hurt you a LOT! Why? CAUSE I'M ON FIRE!

3. EBW Women's Television Championship: Jenny James(c) vs. Erica
-After a series of early clotheslines, Erica punted Jenny in the face with a low running boot. Jenna James responded with a Fireman’s carry Snake Eyes and handspring elbow to the corner. A running bulldog got Jenny a two count on Erica. Jenny hit a twisting Power Bomb out of the corner for another near fall. Erica battled back with heavy chops and Death Valley Driver for two. Violent party and leaping dropkick in the corner led to the Three Amigas, as the last suplex was a twisting neckbreaker off the ropes. Jenny was struggling, but it was made worse as Hilda, Mitra, and Aoi came out to get involved. They each got a shot in on Jenny before Christina and Hope were able to run out and make the save. Erica lifted Jenny for the Air Raid Crash, and brought her down hard for the pin, the win, and the Women's Television Championship.
Winner: Erica via Air Raid Crash -> Pin -> NEW EBW Women's Television Champion!

Sal Paradise: Damn! Erica's got gold again. It's not the gold she wanted though. Look at her, acting like it's beneath her. Don't do that! I would never do that!

Apple Kid: I think you did do that before.

Sal Paradise: I'm medicated! I can't be held responsible for my pre-medication life! I'm a good guy! I love nice things, and happy people! Haha!

Apple Kid: You're not wrong though, Erica had to use her new friends to get her gold again, but we can't deny that was a good bout until then. Erica has always been a top talent, one of the very best. A record breaker in many ways, but on this night, she took the easy way out to get the gold. A new Television Champion. You know Jenny James is going to want another shot at her sooner than later.

Backstage

Makoto Angel: Ummm...I'm here with Trevor Mach right now, and I'm...a little nervous about it.

Trevor Mach: What? Why? It's just little ol' me. Nothing to worry about Big Jup!

Makoto Angel: Big Jup?

Trevor Mach: That's right! Makoto, I've never lied when I say that I like you. You're probably my favorite Sailor Scout that wears green and is connected to a gas giant.

Makoto Angel: Thank you? Wait.

Trevor Mach: You want to know why I'm here.

Makoto Angel: Yes, that's right! You were given the night off so you wouldn't get involved in the title match, and so you could train for the Bushido Den.

Trevor Mach: Well, I- could you hold the microphone closer please? I need you to be more useful than an ashtray on a motorcycle Makoto. Focus, I'm not going to bite. I only bite my wife, in the places she like.

Makoto Angel: She...she likes getting bit?

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah. She can't get enough of it, and I can't get enough of her. I'm addicted. No matter how much time has passed, and no matter how much of a fix I get, I seem to fiend for her more and more like a drug addict. I'm sure you and Tack have the same relationship. Surely, he can show you that much love and affection in a day. He totally doesn't have literally twenty some other things to "do".

Makoto Angel: Hey!

Trevor Mach: Haha! This is fun. Listen Makoto, I'm here to scout the main event. I have to be here. When I'm here, and I'm near that ring, and I'm taking in that good ol' fighting spirit, I feel like a fighting BEAST! I want to remember the feeling, and hold onto it. I'm chomping at the bit, to get your husband in that Bushido Den. I'm going to batter him Makoto! I'm sorry, but it's gotta be done!

Makoto Angel: No it doesn't! You too don't have to fight like this! You were best friends!

Trevor Mach: I helped him out with his first girlfriend, did you know that? Did everything I could to help him with Tracy. When he and Amy were having issues, I helped him there too. Call me an asshole all you want, but when it counts, I was the best friend your husband ever had. Even when I couldn't stand by his decisions, and I never wished him the malice I wish on him now, and he's earned every bit of it. Don't worry Makoto, I won't get involved tonight. I'm just going to sit there, watch, and read a new doujin.

Makoto Angel: What?! What...what kind of doujin? Is a Pirate giving it to you?

Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh no, I 'm getting this one from PT.

Makoto Angel: PT?!

Magnum PT: Hey Chieftess, I've got the newest issue, hot off the presses right here.



Makoto Angel: AH! WHAT IS THAT?! I DON'T DO THAT! I DON'T DO THAT!

Trevor Mach: Huh? Of course not! Tack'll do anything for love, but he won't do that right? Probably thinks your hygiene is poor.

Makoto Angel: What? You think so?

Trevor Mach: Why else wouldn't he? I mean look how happy you look here.

Makoto Angel: I do look happy...BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ME! They got my chest nearly perfect! How are they doing that?!

4. 3-Way: Bashin Dan vs. Mav Valentine vs. Kinniku Mike
-Another frantic 3-Way, only this time with three former World Champions. Mike was much bigger, and more experienced, and slammed his smaller opponents to the mat. Dan and Mav decided to work together to take him out of the ring, before they turned to each other. They went move for move and hold for hold, but in Mike's attempt to get back into the ring, he bashed Mav in the back of the head as he was coming off the ropes. This also sent Mike back down to the floor. Dan took advantage, scooping up Mav for the Brave Clash and the pin.
Winner: Bashin Dan via Brave Clash on Mav Valentine -> Pin

Sal Paradise: Oh Danny Boy! A winner is you baby!

Apple Kid: So many big outcomes tonight, but you have to wonder how they'll factor into Bushido.
 
Sal Paradise: I don't have to wonder about that. I have to finish this drink instead.

Apple Kid: *sniffs* I can smell that drink from here.

Sal Paradise: Apple, it's drink o' clock somewhere.

Apple Kid: Drink o' clock? What?

Sal Paradise: I have to have a hard drink with my pills.

Apple Kid: I don't think that's right.

Sal Paradise: I jus...I just...I need it right now.

Apple Kid: You're literally sinking into your chair.

Sal Paradise: I can't sink...I'm not underwater. Hahahaha!

Apple Kid: What IS underwater? Apparently Lilith Fineberg-Angel. We're hearing more and more about backstage chaos with ENN. The company is personally doing great, because streaming is sucking every last dollar out of your pockets, and I'm really sorry about that personally. The Finebergs are being investigated for multiple crimes. President Swift released a statement earlier. Let's check it out!

-

Swift was flipping tables, and running certain people out of the building. A woman tried running by Swift, but he hit the POUNCE on her, and sent her crashing through a table.

Swift: EBW IS MY COMPANY! FEEL THE POOOOOOUNCE!

-

Apple Kid: *cough cough* That's...that's the statement Steve? That's the statement? That makes our President look like a psychopath! He is one? I guess honesty is the best policy then.

Backstage

Makoto Angel and Trevor were sitting against the interview stage wall, as they looked at the doujin together.

Makoto Angel: See, I didn't even know you could do that!

Trevor Mach: Oh sure, it just requires a lot of stretching and lubrication, and I'm not kidding about that. You know that thing Tack probably makes you all do? He'd have to do that to you.

Makoto Angel: *blushes* Oh my!

Trevor Mach: And you've GOT to relax at first, or it's going to hurt like hell, or at least it would for Tali, cause I got a big ol' snake dick!

Makoto Angel: Eep!

Trevor Mach: I'm sure the ol' "Star Rod" gets the job done though.

Makoto Angel: Are you all right? You're looking a little woozy.

Trevor Mach: I think it's my meds Big Jup. I probably won't remember any of this. However, I need you to do me a favor, and remind me later where I got this delicious pear.

Makoto Angel: That's an apple.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah? *bites into apple* Oh yeah.

Makoto Angel: Where DID you get it?

Trevor Mach: ....I don't know. Hehe!

Tack Angel: MAAAAACH! You leave her alooooone.

Trevor Mach: I was just giving her some ideas!

Tack Angel: What?!

Makoto Angel: Tack, we got something new to try I think.

Tack Angel: Huh? What?! No! Do NOT corrupt my wives Trevor!

Trevor Mach: Just THIS one.

Tack Angel: NO! I'm going to kick your head off!

Trevor Mach: Oh try it! I'd LOVE for you to try it! Take your shot big shoots!

Tack Angel: When this is all over, you're going to wish you kissed the ring, apologized, and stood by my side.

Trevor Mach: If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest man on the planet Tackle box. I'm going to break your face man.

Tack Angel: Don't you DARE underestimate me.

Trevor Mach: You're impossible to underestimate.

Tack Angel: You just watch Trevor. Hell, you can even come out there and watch front row. I'm going to beat PT. I will batter that mullet bedecked bastard, and send a message to guys like Point Man, yourself, and whoever keeps calling me a tit...doer.

Trevor Mach: Are you NOT a tit*bleep*er Tack? I mean it seems like you would be. You run a milk factory at that cult compound of yours, so it's not like he's insulting you really.

Tack Angel: It's the WAY he says it. It's just like you. No respect. I will teach you all....to respect me. You will bow and worship the ground I walk on before it's all over, that is if you ever come out of the coma I'm going to put you in.

Trevor Mach: I could use a good coma. Can't sleep a wink unless I've *bleep*ed my one, better than all your wives, wife like two or three times a night, and she's in Sin City. Please, kick me in the head after I've had some melatonin and warm milk. That'd be just great.

Tack Angel: Keep making jokes.

Trevor Mach: You should be glad I'm making jokes. When the jokes stop....the violence begins. Tick tock Tack. Tick tock. Bushido Den baby. Hey, but good luck out there.

Makoto Angel: He's such a strange man.

Tack Angel: Do NOT listen to anything he said.

Makoto Angel: I mean look at this Tack. Doesn't it look kind of-

Tack Angel: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

5. EBW Triple Crown World Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Magnum PT
-Magnum PT offered his hand to Tack, but Tack looked at him and scoffed. PT tried to get him to shake his hand, but had to quickly duck as Tack threw a kick at his head. Tack got a quick takedown and pretty much placed PT in the ropes, causing PT to go for the rope break. PT picked up the speed, hit a leg lariat, but was stopped from delivering punches in the corner. PT leapt to the corner, but Tack shoved him to the floor, crashing down. Both men traded chops until Tack hit a float over snap suplex for two. Tack zoned in on the midsection and repeatedly jumped down on it. A Fourside Crab was applied and PT had no choice, but to go for the ropes again. Tack dragged PT to the corner ropes, but PT fought free with a step through flatliner. An enziguri sent Tack to the floor and PT hit a Double Axehandle. Back inside, a Northern Lights Suplex got PT a two count. Tack fought back with a palm strike, back drop, kick, kick, kick, and running corner boot. A Northern Lights Bomb got a very close two count for Tack. PT countered a Sharpshooter into a roll up, we got a quick chop battle that turned into forearms and slaps until Tack folded PT up with a head kick. Tack tried another, PT countered again into a stalling piledriver for two. Tack got the knees up to avoid a Frog Splash, locked in a Rear Naked Choke and PT fought again to get to the ropes. The story of the match was obvious. Tack was showing that he could wrestle a Bushido style. Trevor watched from on top of the commentary table, and had a good laugh about it, while holding up his lewd picture of Makoto to try and distract him. Tack went right back to the choke, but PT climbed the ropes with Tack on his back. He broke Tack to the mat, and hit the Mustache Ride! 1-2-KICKOUT! PT was shocked that didn't put him away. Tack grabbed at PT's mullet to get back to his feet, but then wiped his hands on the ref's shirt. Tack hit a big head kick, and then grabbed up PT, CLUTCHING the WRIST for the Clutch Winged Angel. He slammed PT to the mat and rolled him up. 1-2-3! Another title defense in the legendary reign of Tack Angel.
Winner: Tack Angel via Clutch Winged Angel -> Pin -> Title Defense!

Apple Kid: Tack Angel with the win! He didn't let Trevor's presence or prodding get in the way. The King made another defense! It's incredible how long he's held the belts, and how many opponents he's rolled through. PT gave him a fight, but no one kicks out of the Clutch Winged Angel. Tack has one more show to go, and then he meets Trevor Mach in the Bushido Den. Either he'll finally put a stop to the mouth of Trevor Mach in his own specialty match, or the King will face humility, and be thankful that Trevor Mach can't challenge for his Triple Crown. Folks, you're not going to want to miss that show. We'll see you on XP too right? We'd hate if you missed that one. I'm sure it's going to be awesome too. It's not like we're trying to rush to and through Bushido or anything. Hehe.

Sal Paradise: So when is the Tack match happening?

Apple Kid: ....

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RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS....

*Two motorcycles arrive in the parking garage of the MCW BattleZone in downtown Sin City. It is now shown that is both Real M's and Rhea Rampage, arriving just before FATAL FIGHT starts. Real M's now tells Rhea Rampage as she parks her motorcycle and gets off...*

Real M's: WE HAVE ARRIVED!

Rhea Rampage: FUCKING FINALLY!

Real M's: HEY! We would have arrived sooner, if you didn't make that pitstop along the way.

Rhea Rampage: I had to take a fucking PISS, sue me.

Real M's: For a fucking HOUR?! What are you, a fucking CAMEL?

Rhea Rampage: Don't start with me, Tali. And furthermore, we would have gotten here earlier if you didn't have to spend another night fucking your husband after VICTORY EXPLOSION 16!

Real M's: One good fuck deserves another, Rhea. Besides, it was a night to celebrate many things.

Rhea Rampage: Celebrate many things? You lost, Tali.

Real M's: True. But we can all blame one person for that, Rhea.

Rhea Rampage: Right. That fucking Pirkle.

*As if on cue, a familiar voice is now heard behind both Real M's and Rhea Rampage....*

Familiar Voice: You two are late.

*Real M's and Rhea Rampage now turn around to see Mr. Pirkle standing at door into the MCW BattleZone.*



Real M's: Well speaking of the fucking devil and he shall appear.

*Mr. Pirkle just shakes his head in disgust. He now tells Real M's....*

Mr. Pirkle: Very funny, Tali. It's almost as funny as you failing to win the EBW Women's World Championship at VICTORY EXPLOSION 16 too.

Real M's: I know right? Real knee slapper that one. It was almost like some fucking ASSCLOWN ruined the punchline too.

Rhea Rampage: So funny, I forgot to laugh too.

Mr. Pirkle: ENOUGH! I will NOT have you two continue to make a FOOL out of me or a mockery out of MCW ANYMORE!

Real M's: Too late, I am afraid.

Rhea Rampage: Cause the biggest fool is standing in front of us, blocking our way in.

*The now fuming Mr. Pirkle thinks about responding, but he thinks better of it and moves out of the way. He then tells them both as they walk into the building....*

Mr. Pirkle: THIS isn't over, ladies. We'll discuss this in FULL DETAIL later.

*Real M's just beems a fake smile at Mr. Pirkle as she walks into the BattleZone and tells Mr. Pirkle as she passes him....*

Real M's: Looking foward to it.

*Rhea Rampage then follow Real M's in, but then comes back and yells in Mr. Pirkle's face suddenly....*

Rhea Rampage: NOT!

*Both ladies now disappear into the BattleZone, leaving the stunned Mr. Pirkle standing there by himself. He calmly walks out into the parking garage. He now looks around, nod his head, and then yells out in anger....*

Mr. Pirkle: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

*The camera now abruptly fade out from there.*

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*The opening video package for FATAL FIGHT now begins to play with following narration...*

Narrator: Tonight, the FATES OF MANY will be decided. But not by words. Cause talk is CHEAP! And not enough to pay the price. The price that only ACTION can pay for. The price of BLOOD....SWEAT....AND TEARS! It is time to put it all on the line. Cause tonight is the night for FIGHTING! So let the FATAL FIGHT begin!

*The opening pyro now begins to go off in the MCW BattleZone as the official theme song begins to play.*

 


*The camera now zoom in on the announcer's table up near the stage, but with only the commentators, Tommy and Nerma Dukes shown. Tommy now welcomes everybody to show....*

Tommy Dukes: HELLO EVERBODY, IT IS I, THE ONE AND ONLY TOMMY DUKES! WELCOME TO FATAL FIGHT, LIVE ON ENT! I AM NOW JOINED BY MY WIFE AND PARTNER IN COMMENTARY CRIME, NERMA DUKES!

Nerma Dukes: Thank you, dear husband. I am VERY excited to be here tonight. But obviously not as excited as you are!

Tommy Dukes: WELL I CAN'T HELP IT! Mother Championship Wrestling is FINALLY back again, babe!

Nerma Dukes: YAY FOR WORK!

Tommy Dukes: WORKRATE, you mean. Cause tonight is about FIGHTING!

Nerma Dukes: And fates being decided, I know. I just watched the opening video package with everybody else watching on ENT.

Tommy Dukes: And I've just got word from the back, that we are gonna kick things off in a REALLY BIG WAY!

Nerma Dukes: And what BIG WAY is that?

Tommy Dukes: With the FIRST EVER MCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS being decided in a 10 TEAM GAUNTLET MATCH!

Nerma Dukes: OH MAN! That is really big, indeed. But speaking really big, where is PIRKLE?!

Tommy Dukes: Feels very awkward and strange by his absence, for sure. Must be dealing with some last minute business decisions.

Nerma Dukes: Yeah, let's go with that.

Tommy Dukes: How about we go to the ring instead for the start of the 10 Team Gauntlet Match instead.

Nerma Dukes: Nice segway there.

Tommy Dukes: Thanks, I do my best.

Nerma Dukes: Oh brother.

*We now cut back to ring with the unofficial Administrative Assistant, Lucca, along side the MCW senior referee, the one and only Mo, displaying the brand new MCW Tag Team Championship belts in the ring to the sold out crowd.*



*After the presentation, as Mo began to explain the rules of the Gauntlet Match, Lucca walked up the ramp, over to the announcer's table, and sat in Mr. Pirkle's spot, much to the stunned silence of both Tommy and Nerma. As Lucca put on the headset, Tommy now tells the television audience....*

Tommy Dukes: OH MY! It looks like we are being joined for commentary by the Mr. Pirkle's secretary, Lucca. Welc....

Lucca: Administrative Assistant.

Tommy Dukes: What?

Lucca: It's Administrative Assistant. I am NOT a secretary.

Tommy Dukes: Oh right.

Lucca: And as such, it is my job assist this administration in way possible. And right now, you two seem be in need of a third person for commentary. So here I am.

Nerma Dukes: Well it's pleasure to have you, Lucca.

Lucca: Like wise. So let's get back to the ring for the start of the Gauntlet Match.

Nerma Dukes: That sounds good to me.

Tommy Dukes: Me too.




*The music of the Ensiders now begins to play as Kimber Blaze and Lacey Wagner have unfortunately drawn NUMBER ONE to start the Gauntlet Match.*

Tommy Dukes: WOW! The Endsiders have drawn NUMERO UNO in the Gauntlet Match! This is a really tough break for them.

Nerma Dukes: So true. But I am more surprised by the fact that Tiger Storm is not coming down to the ring with them.

Lucca: And if that remains true, then the Ensiders have alot more character then I ever gave them credit for.

Tommy Dukes: Straight FACTS from Lucca.

Lucca: Expect nothing less, Tommy.

Tommy Dukes: Of course.




*The familiar music can only mean one thing, that 2K has drawn NUMBER TWO in the Gauntlet.*

Nerma Dukes: HOLY RANDOM DRAWS, BATMAN! 2K is the second team in the Gauntlet Match!

Tommy Dukes: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Lucca: Apparently not. And while the luck of the draw was NOT on their side, the luck of the opponents was.

Nerma Dukes: Very true. And I think both Kayla Sparkz and Kei Akiyama will gladly accept that.

Tommy Dukes: Life is NOT fair, yet sometimes it still is.

Lucca: Philosophical, Tommy? Well done.

Tommy Dukes: Thanks. I have my moments from time to time.

Lucca: AND just like that, it's time to move on.

*Back in the ring, the bell then sounded and the first match of the Gauntlet began....*

1a.) The Ensiders and 2K continued their long standing rivalry in the gauntlet match. It was a decent back and fourth contest, with the Ensiders isolating Kei Akiyama for much of the match. But after ducking double clothesline attempt, Akiyama laid both Ensiders out with a big dropkick to both of them. This allowed Akiyama to make the hot tag to Kayla Sparkz. Kayla cleaned house and then set up for the Sparkler (Trouble in Paradise), but that is when distaster struck as TIGER STORM crawled out from under the ring and grabbed Kayla's leg from the outside. But the odds were soon evened as KIMMY LIXX ran out from the backstage and began to brawl with Tiger Storm on the outside. Tiger wanted none of Lixx and ran away as she gave chase. All of this action on the outside distracted Lacey Wagner and she nailed with the Sparkler, as a result. Kayla then pinned her to win the first match, as Kei Akiyama laid out Kimber Blaze with Exploder.

Tommy Dukes: REDEMPTION FOR 2K!

Nerma Dukes: How SWEET it is!

Lucca: And the Ensiders also proved they have ZERO character whatsoever as Tiger Storm was hiding under the ring the WHOLE time.

Tommy Dukes: Thank goodness Kimmy Lixx was there to even the odds.

Nerma Dukes: Indeed. But we are not done yet.




*With the opening static and unmistakable music, ABC then made their way out as team NUMBER THREE in the Gauntlet Match.*

Tommy Dukes: ABC IS NUMBER THREE!

Nerma Dukes: Looks like AJ Munk and Brit Savage didn't have the luck of the draw tonight.

Tommy Dukes: But I thought luck was for LOSERS?

Nerma Dukes: HA!

Lucca: I sensing your sarcasm there, Tommy.

Tommy Dukes: I hope so, it was pretty thick.

Lucca: Just like you.

Tommy Dukes: Huh, what?

Lucca: Nevermind.

*The bell then sounded and second match of the Gauntlet began immediately....*

1b.) In the second match, ABC wore down the already worn out 2K some more. Especially Kayla Sparkz, who was doubled teamed repeatedly by both AJ and Savage. At one point, AJ Munk had Kayla Sparkz locked in the Black Widow (Octopus Hold), but Kayla refused to give up. Kei Akiyama encouraged her partner to fight back more. Kayla eventually did and escaped the hold with last ditch hiptoss. Kayla was spent as she collapse to the mat afterwards, unable to make the tag. But thanks to Kei and the crowds loud cheering and clapping, Kayla dug deep and made the tag with a final last gasp leap. Kei Akiyama then ran in and was a house of fire, delivering a flurry of offense to both AJ and Savage. Kei went for the Exploder on AJ, but she elbowed out of it. AJ goes for the GTS (Go To Sleep), but Kei escapes out the backdoor. Kayla then tried to nail AJ with the Sparkler, but AJ ducked and she hit Kei instead! This misfire allowed AJ to nail Kei with GTS this time around. Brit Savage then pulled the upset Kayla Sparkz out of the ring as AJ pinned Kei for the victory.

Nerma Dukes: HOLY MISFIRE! ABC ADVANCES!

Lucca: Damn shame too. 2K was looking really good tonight too.

Tommy Dukes: Very true. But ABC still has LONG ROAD ahead of them.

Nerma Dukes: And let's see which team is the next ROAD BLOCK.




*The music signals the arrival of Jessy James. But she comes out alone without a partner. Jessy James then motions to the back and....*




*The music plays and crowd errupts as Christy Angel walks onto the stage and shakes hands with Jessy James. Both then march down the ring together....*

Tommy Dukes: NO WAY! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Nerma Dukes: IT'S HAPPENING! IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

Lucca: The rumors were CORRECT! Christy Angel has joined forces with Jessy James.

Nerma Dukes: Crystal Heaven is NOT fine tonight.

Lucca: Good.

Tommy Dukes: Awkward. Let's move on.

*Jessy James and Christy Angel stopped at the bottom of the ramp and looked at each, then back at ABC in the ring. They then nodded their heads and charged into the ring at full speed, beginning the third match....*

1c.) Christy Angel and Jessy James now began brawling with both AJ Munk and Brit Savage in the ring, causing both of them to flee the ring. Now all four ladies brawled around ringside for a few minutes, the rules being relaxed for this all important Gauntlet match. The action eventually returned to ring with AJ Munk not wanting anymore of Christy on this night, begging off in the corner. But Brit Savage then attacked her from behind, before Christy could get her revenge on AJ Munk. ABC then began to isolate and wear out Christy Angel more and more. Christy tried to make the tag several times to Jessy, but ABC stopped it each time and taunted Christy each time more and more. As AJ Munk continued to bad mouth Christy, it seemed to fire her up more and she fought back harder. She then ducks and chops AJ repeatedly before blindsiding Savage on the apron with an impressive dropkick. Christy then took a running leap, diving over AJ Munk and finally making the big tag to Jessy James. Jessy cleaned house, nailing series of double axehandle smashes to both AJ and Brit. Jessy James then set AJ up for the White Trash (Air Raid Crash), but AJ escapes and locks Jessy James in the Black Widow instead! Jessy fought the hold for a long time as Brit Savage held back Christy. Just as Jessy may have tapped out, Christy managed to shove off Brit Savage and into AJ, breaking the hold. Christy then called for the tag, and Jessy tried to make it. But AJ grabbed her by the leg, so Jessy kicked her off. Jessy then made the tag to Christy. AJ then realized she was alone with Christy in the ring, and this time Christy got what wanted and then some. Christy hammered AJ with hard chops, sending her into the corner. Christy then gave her a 10 punch with the fans counting with each one. Christy then monkey flipped AJ out of corner, sending her inside out! Christy then signaled for the end, but Brit Savage jumped her again from behind! This allowed AJ to pick Christy up onto her shoulders for GTS, but Christy lands on her feet behind AJ instead. Christy then nails AJ with the Christino (Destino). Jessy holds off Savage, as Christy covers AJ for the pinfall victory.

Tommy Dukes: CHRISTY ANGEL JUST PINNED AJ MUNK!

Lucca: Christy Angel is now overwhelmed with emotion.

Nerma Dukes: IT'S TEARS OF VINDICATION!

Lucca: And AJ Munk is blowing a gasket in the ring. SHE IS NOT HAPPY! This is FAR from over!

Tommy Dukes: True. But tonight belongs to Christy Angel.

Nerma Dukes: Not for long. As the Gauntlet match continues....




*The music signals the arrival of Sunshine and Candy Floss, aka Two Sweet as team NUMBER FIVE!*

Nerma Dukes: Two Sweet is team NUMBER FIVE!

Tommy Dukes: More like Team HIGH FIVE!

Lucca: Will you stop.

*Two Sweet now enter the ring and shake hands with both Christy Angel and Jessy James, before the match begins....*

1d.) This was decent back and fourth contest between four young fan favorites. Just nice clean match, until the finish ruined it all. As AJ Munk, who never left ringside and was hiding from sight the whole time, nailed Christy right in the back of her head with a steel chair shot, as she was in the ropes. This sent her staggering into the waiting arms of Sunshine. It was nice "Hug It Out" moment, followed up with an even nicer Hugplex (Belly-to-Belly Suplex) for victory.

Nerma Dukes: A NICE CLEAN MATCH RUINED BY AJ MUNK!

Tommy Dukes: DAMN YOU, AJ!

Lucca: As I said before, this rivalry is NOT over.

Nerma Dukes: Especially for Jessy James as she now chasing AJ Munk up the ramp!

Tommy Dukes: KICK HER ASS, JESSY!

Lucca: Easy, Tommy. Please show some restraint.

Tommy Dukes: Sorry, I can't help it.




*"DESTINATION UNKNOWN!" blares throughout the arena as Ruby Soho and Shotzi Black Hart make their way out as team NUMBER SIX.*

Tommy Dukes: *singing* Destination Unknown! Ruby, Ruby, Ruby Soho!

Lucca: Will you stop.

Tommy Dukes: I can't help it, the song is so catchy.

Nerma Dukes: Facts.

Lucca: *sighs*

1e.) This was a furious and fast paced match, with nonstop action and brawling. Two Sweet did not even know what really hit them here. And in the end, Ruby Soho nailed Candy Floss with the No Future (Rain Maker set up into Overheard Kick) causing her stagger right into the Ball Breaker (Code Breaker) from Shotzi for the quick pinfall victory.

Tommy Dukes: WOW! THAT WAS FAST!

Nerma Dukes: I'LL SAY! RUBY & SHOTZI ARE WASTING NO TIME TONIGHT!

Lucca: A smart strategy, I would say.




*The brand new theme music signals the arrival of only one duo as team NUMBER SEVEN, the team of Real M's and Rhea Rampage.....REAL RUSH to thunderous cheers from the crowd.*

Tommy Dukes: The crowd has COME ALIVE!

Nerma Dukes: AS THEY SHOULD!

Lucca: Real Rush, one of the heavy favorites to win the whole damn thing, are NUMBER SEVEN!

Tommy Dukes: LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN?

Lucca: Maybe, but maybe not. Cause there are still several other teams left.

Nerma Dukes: Right. And wonder WHO decided that?

Lucca: Let's not speculate those circumstances right now and just watch what should be an exciting match instead.

Tommy Dukes: Sounds good to me.

1f.) This was a hard hitting contest between four women who love a good fight and that is exactly what we got. All four ladies brawled in and around the crowd, taking every advantage of the relaxed rules. Back in the ring, Real M's and Ruby Soho proceed to exchange chops and elbows with each other, neither one back down. Real M's went for the Roaring Elbow (Rolling Elbow) but Ruby ducked it and nailed her with nice Gamigiri instead! Ruby then nails M's with a Falcon Arrow! SHE DID THE DEAL! Nobody kicks out of it, but Rhea makes the save instead. Shotzi now drags Rhea back to the outside as Ruby signals for end. Ruby now goes for the No Future, but M's blocks it, spins Ruby around, goes for the Stunner, but Ruby catches the kick, spins M's around, but takes the back elbow instead. M's nails Ruby with a flurry of elbow strikes, ending with the Roaring Elbow, sending Ruby to mat in a seated position. M's runs the ropes and nails Ruby with the Smash Mouth (Sliding D). M's makes the cover as Rhea holds off Shotzi, but Ruby still kicks out at 2.9! M's grabs Ruby in a double underhooks position and drags her to her feet. M's lifts Ruby up for the Death Eater (Death Rider DDT) but Ruby reverses into a small package, but M's kicks out a 2! Both ladies get to their feet and exchange strikes again, this time Ruby catches M's by the arm and reverses right into the No Future! Ruby makes the cover and M's kicks out at 2.9! Ruby can NOT believe it! Ruby goes to the top rope and demands that M's get up. As M's does, Ruby tries to dive off, but Rhea grabs her leg from the apron. This distraction allows M's go up top to meet her and M's nails her with a Stunner from top rope! OH MY GOD! M's then makes the cover for the victory.

Tommy Dukes: OH MY GOD! WHAT A FINISH!

Nerma Dukes: WHAT A MATCH!

Lucca: A well fought and well deserved win for Real Rush.




*Team NUMBER EIGHT is hard hitting and even harder kicking team of Evie Kai and Nixon Nox, TEAM KICK!*

Tommy Dukes: And the HITS just keep coming!

Nerma Dukes: You mean KICKS!

Tommy Dukes: CHICKS WITH KICKS! I love it!

Lucca: Will you stop.

Nerma Dukes: YES! PLEASE STOP!

1g.) This match continued the hard hitting trend of the last one, but surprisingly even harder hitting. It was strikes versus kicks. And some questioned the logic of such hard hitting exchanges, as both teams wore each out more and more. Especially Real Rush, who just a had similar match.  Evie and Nox also continued the trend of the last match too, isolating Real M's and continuing to wear her down and out with hard kicks. But M's refused to quit and just kept kicking out of the multiple pin attempts. Evie Kai finally had enough and continued kick M's hard in the chest and midsection with kicks, but M's refused to back down. Evie charges the defiant M's and nails her with a running Yakuza kick, sending M's into corner. Evie stomps her foot and runs a lap around the before nailing M's hard with the corner big boot. Evie signals for end and lifts M's onto her shoulders for the GTK (Go To Kick), but M's elbow out of it and escapes out behind Evie. M's nails with Evie with nice high release German suplex that drops Evie right on her head and shoulders. But Evie stands right back and both ladies charge each other. Both then nail each other with a double clothesline collision. After the double down, M's is finally able to make the tag to a fired up Rhea Rampage. Rhea then does what she does best and unleashes a rampage on both Evie and Nox. Rhea goes for the Rip Tide (Pumphandle Lift into Sitout Powerbomb) on Nox, but Evie breaks it up with a running Yakuza Kick. Evie and Nox then nail Rhea with an impressive looking High/Low (Running Yakuza Kick and Back Leg Sweep) combiniation. Nox makes the cover, but M's makes the save at 2.9! Nox and Rhea exchanges strikes again, but Nox ducks a discus clothesline attempt and nails Rhea with a low dropkick. Rhea goes down to one knee and Nox goes for the Shiniest Wizard (Original Shining Wizard) but Rhea catches the leg and stands back up. Rhea spins Nox around and shoves her off right into a Stunner from M's. Nox staggers back towards Rhea and this time, Rhea is able nail her with the Rip Tide for the hard fought victory!

Nerma Dukes: YESSSS! REAL RUSH WIN AGAIN!

Tommy Dukes: WHAT A FIGHT!

Lucca: And more hard hitting than the last one. How much does Real Rush have left?

Nerma Dukes: Not much at this point, I would wager.

Tommy Dukes: I didn't know you gambled?

Nerma Dukes: There is lots you still don't know about me! *winks at Tommy Dukes*

Tommy Dukes: *George Takai impression* OHHHHH MY!

Lucca: Will you stop.




*All of sudden, unmistakable music begins to play as the crowd cheers wildly as the Roller City Derby Girls, Melicious and Crybaby, make the surprise return to wrestling in MCW!*

Tommy Dukes: NO WAY!

Nerma Dukes: YES WAY! THE RUMORS WERE CORRECT!

Tommy Dukes: THE ROLLER CITY DERBY GIRLS ARE BACK IN MCW!

Lucca: AND surprisingly reunited as a tag team. But for how long?

Tommy Dukes: I DON'T KNOW!

Nerma Dukes: Then let's FIND OUT!

1h.) Unlike the last two matches, which were hard hitting matches in the ring, this was just a wild brawl in the crowd with all four ladies beating the crap out of each other, much to delight of the cheering crowd. Thing turned really ugly though, when both Melicious and Crybaby double suplex Real M's right on the hard concrete stairs in the stands! The fight then continued in the crowd as the RCDG double teamed Rhea Rampage. Crybaby then nails Rhea with a full SOLO cup of beer from one of the fans, and lays her on a nearby concession table as Melicious went to upper deck of the stands. Melicious then looked around at the cheering crowd, smiled, crossed herself, and dove off without further care or thought. Melicious then puts herself and Rhea though the table with a huge Ack Attack (Flying Elbowdrop)! OH MY GOD! Melicious and Rhea now lay in wreckage of the table as the crowd goes completely apeshit. Back at ringside, Crybaby and Real M's continue to brawl, with M's getting better of it. M's goes for the Death Eater on the floor, but Crybaby escapes and rakes M's in the eyes, blinding her for a moment. Crybaby grabs M's by arms and whips her hard, right into steel ring post face first! HOLY SHIT! M's is now busted open badly and bleeding all over the ringside mats, as she tries to crawl around and recover. Crybaby tries lift M's back up, but can not do it alone. But Melicious finally returns to ringside, with no sign of Rhea though. RCDG now pick up M's and throw her back into the ring. Crybaby then makes the cocky cover, but the bloody M's still kicks out at 2.9! Crybaby now begins hammer M's bloody head and face with hard punches. Crybaby then throttles her with a chokehold as the crowd boos loudly. Crybaby slowly gets to her feet, licks M's blood from her hands and flips off the angry crowd in return. Crybaby now tags Melicious, who goes to the top rope. Crybaby now nails M's backbreaker and holds her in that position. Melicious now nails the prone M's with Ack Attack. That's it, it's over! Melicious makes the cover, but Rhea dives in at the last second to break up the pinfall at 2.9! Rhea now clutches as her damaged ribs and yells at M's to "GET THE FUCK UP!" as she gets ready for the tag in the corner. Melicious just shakes her head at Rhea, saying M's will never make the tag now, but M's fights back with left and right hands of her own, but very weakly. Melicious sensing death is near, puts M's in a sleeperhold, and looks to wear her out completely. But M's refuses to go down like that and fights back to her feet with hard elbows to midsection, and tries to run off the ropes. But Melicious obviously sees M's coming and goes for a clothesline, but M's ducks it. M's then nails Melicious with a last gasp Stunner out of nowhere! Both ladies now lay on the mat, but M's slowly crawls to corner. Crybaby tries to stop her, but M's makes a last ditch leap for the tag! Rhea now cleans house the best she can with damaged ribs, but Crybaby kicks her hard in the ribs. Crybaby now goes for the Roller Jam (Killswitch) and taunts crowd that "IT'S FUCKING OVER!". But this allows Rhea to escape and shove Crybaby off and right into Melicious, who is on the apron. It's a meeting of the minds, as Melicious falls off the apron and to the floor, while Crybaby now staggers back. Rhea now rolls up Crybaby from behind with a deep schoolgirl cradle for the surprise 3 count!

Tommy Dukes: THEY DID IT! REAL RUSH ACTUALLY DID IT!

Lucca: YES! I mean good for them.

Nerma Dukes: HA! Wait a minute! OH COME ON!

*Melicious and Crybaby now continue to attack and double team Rhea Rampage after the match. They then execute the same Backbreaker and Ack Attack combination on her as they did M's earlier. RCDG now survey the damage of both M's and Rhea laying prone on the mat as the crowd boos loudly at their actions.

The RCDGs now walk back up the ramp and immediately greeted by the owner of MCW, Mr. Pirkle, himself. He has the biggest shit eating grin on his face as he shakes hands with both ladies. Mr. Pirkle now walks down off the stage and over to the announcer's table. Tommy Dukes now tells Mr. Pirkle....*

Tommy Dukes: Welcome to the show, Pirkle.

Mr. Pirkle: That is MISTER Pirkle to you, Tommy.

Tommy Dukes: Sorry, Mr. Pirkle.

Mr. Pirkle: You better be, cause I own everything around here, even YOU! Don't forget THAT!

Nerma Dukes: Just like we won't forget how you shook hands with the Roller City Derby Girls moments ago.

Mr. Pirkle: THAT is MY business. And you know what that means, it's NONE of YOUR business! GOT IT?!

Nerma Dukes: I got it. *low voice* Doesn't mean I have to like it.

Mr. Pirkle: What was that?

Nerma Dukes: Nothing.

Mr. Pirkle: Damn right. Speaking of a big fat nothing. Lucca?

Lucca: Yes, Mr. Pirkle?

Mr. Pirkle: You are in my seat.

Lucca: Only because I was doing guest commentary.

Mr. Pirkle: Not anymore. So get backstage and calculate some numbers for me, NERD.

Lucca: *Rolls eyes in disgust* And that's just fine by me.

*Lucca now gets up out of her seat and hands the headset to Mr. Pirkle. Lucca now leaves the announcer's table and begins to head backstage as she mutters under her breath...*

Lucca: Prick.


*Mr. Pirkle now puts on the headset and immeadiately begins yelling into it....*

Mr. Pirkle: ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE CAN FINALLY START THE REAL SHOW! And I appologize for the delay, but good business doesn't wait for ANYONE or ANYTHING! And speaking of good business, I believe the final team in the Gauntlet Match is now ready to come out....




*The music signals the arrival of only one team, Rayne and Ariel, Bad Vibrations, to extremely loud chorus of boos from the crowd.*

Mr. Pirkle: LISTEN TO THAT CROWD! THEY LOVE IT!

Nerma Dukes: Oh, give me a break!

Tommy Dukes: Sounds to me like the crowd is booing Bad Vibrations out of the building.

Nerma Dukes: Naturally.

Mr. Pirkle: HEY! Any reaction is a reaction in my book. And these two are gonna be your first ever MCW Tag Team Champions!

Tommy Dukes: REALLY?!

Mr. Pirkle: Of course, they are!

Tommy Dukes: And why is that?

Mr. Pirkle: Cause it's best for business. And I know business.

Nerma Dukes: Oh, of course it is.

1i.) Bad Vibrations immediately wasted no time, continuing the job that the RCDGs started, looking to finish it quickly. But they could not get the job done, as Rhea Rampage kept kicking out of the pinfall attempts, as the bloody Real M's continued to try and recover on the apron. Bad Vibes continues their attack, focusing on Rhea's damaged ribs too. Rhea refused to give up and kept fighting back harder and harder, until she broke through and made the tag to M's. Real M's ran wild as best she could, given the bloody state she was in. She managed to hit the Death Eater on Rayne out of nowhere, but Ariel pulls the referee, Mo, out of the ring at 2! Ariel now lays out Mo with a right hand, so Rhea now chases Ariel around ringside. But given that Rhea is already hurt, Ariel easily dodges her and drop toe holds Rhea, sending her crashing ribs first into the gaurdrail! Ariel now flips off the angry M's in the ring, distracting her. M's then turns around and Rayne nails her in the bloody face with the brand new MCW Tag Team Championship belt!  Rayne now covers as Ariels rolls Mo back into the ring. Mo then slowly crawls over and counts ONE.......TWO........THR-NOOO! M's still kicks out at 2.99! This causes Mr. Pirkle to jump out of his seat and yells at Bad Vibes to "FINISH HER NOW!" Bad Vibes nod their heads in agreement and set M's up for the Bad Ending (Magic Killer) to do just that. But Rhea manages to jump back into the ring and break it up! Rhea now helps M's back up. Both now look at each and realize they are in bad shape now. But they then look at the now recovered Bad Vibes and tell them to "BRING IT BITCHES!" Cause if they are going down, they are going down fighting. Bad Vibes happily obliges and we have a four way brawl in the ring now. But Real Rush seems to get the better of the straight fight. Rhea manages to take Rayne down with a double leg and locks her in the Prism Trap (Standing Gorilla/Kondo Clutch) as M's reverses Ariel onto the ground and locks her in the Iron Maiden (Matt Riddle's Bromission/Twister) at the same time. Both refuse to tap out as Mr. Pirkle begins to leave the announcer's table. But as he get to the stage, both Rayne and Ariel tap out at the same time!

Tommy Dukes: HELL YES! REAL RUSH WIN THE GAUNTLET MATCH! THEY ARE THE FIRST EVER MCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Nerma Dukes: AND AGAINST ALL ODDS TOO!

Tommy Dukes: AND THAT MAKES VICTORY TASTE EVEN BETTER!

Nerma Dukes: DAMN RIGHT!

*Mr. Pirkle can do nothing but look on in absolute anger and total disgust as Mo gives the brand championship belts to both Real M's and Rhea Ramapage. Real Rush then turned their attention immediately to Mr. Pirkle on the stage and both just given him the double bird in defiance."



*And Mr. Pirkle could do NOTHING but walk back over the announcer's table and sit back down. Tommy Dukes now tries to talk to him....*

Tommy Dukes: Uh, Mr. Pirkle....

Mr. Pirkle: Don't YOU start with me either. All I am gonna say is....*Yelling in rage* THIS ISN'T OVER! YOU HEAR ME, REAL RUSH! THIS ISN'T FUCKING OVER. NOT BY A LONG SHOT! *Calms down* Now let's just leave it at that. And move on.

Tommy Dukes: Okay then.

Mr. Pirkle: GOT IT?!

Tommy Dukes: I got it. We are moving on. Uh, Nerma?

Nerma Dukes: To the back!



Kid Cadet: HI EVERYBODY! I AM KID CADET!

*The muffled crowd chant in the arena is now heard yelling back "HI KID CADET!" Kid Cadet's interviewee, Carma, now rolls her eyes in disgust at hearing that as she says out loud to herself...*

Carma: OH, KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!

*The muffled crowd is now heard loudly booing. Kid Cadet now tells her....*

Kid Cadet: That was very rude. And I think the crowd agrees.

Carma: Really, you think so?

Kid Cadet: Yes.

Carma: Well then....GOOOOOD FOR YOU!

Kid Cadet: Ummm, yay?

Carma: NO! BOOOOO! CAUSE IT'S BAAAAD FOR ME!!

Kid Cadet: *gulps*

Carma: So got a quick little question for you, Kid Cadet.

Kid Cadet: Ok, shoot.

Carma: Do you know hole in your face that you put pie in?

Kid Cadet: You mean my piehole?

Carma: SHUT IT!

Kid Cadet: But...

Carma: NOOOOOOW!

Kid Cadet: ......

Carma: Cause I don't give a single FLYING FUCK what you or these stupid ass fans think! Their options are DO NOT MATTER to me.

Kid Cadet: Well they matter to me.

Carma: OF COURSE THEY DO! Cause you are just like people out there, complete and utterly WORTHLESS! One Hundred Percent Grade A TRASH! And you do you know what you do with trash, Kid Cadet?

Kid Cadet: Recycle it and make Mother Earth a happier and better place?

Carma: WRONG! You throw it out. You get rid of it. And this is EXACTLY what I am gonna do tonight with the biggest piece of TRASH still left in MCW.

Kid Cadet: You mean Heather Mach?

Carma: Correct.



Heather Mach: Speak my name and I shall appear.

Carma: Yeah, I spoke your name if your name is TRASH!

Heather Mach: *Shrugs her shoulders* Meh, I've been called worse.

Carma: But after tonight, you'll never haven been BEATEN worse.

Heather Mach: Try me, bitch. TRY ME, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Carma: *scoffs* No thanks, I'll save it for in the ring. See you out there, TRASH!

*Both Heather Mach and Kid Cadet shake their heads in disgust. Kid Cadet now blurts out....*

Kid Cadet: Man, what a fucking bitch. *Looks at Heather Mach* Sorry.

Heather Mach: Don't be, I agree. But others might not. So keep those thoughts to yourself next time.

Kid Cadet: I can't help it. I just say what is on my mind.

Heather Mach: *smirking* Heh, you are alright, Kid.

Kid Cadet: Really?

Heather Mach: Better than most around here. Speaking of which, somebody is NOT around here AGAIN!

Kid Cadet: You mean Kelly Steel?

Heather Mach: Correct. And don't tell me, she had some prior engagement again.

Kid Cadet: Well she is touring with her rock band right now.

Heather Mach: *scoffs* Rock band? HA! I don't even remember it's name!

Kid Cadet: Twisted Steel.

Heather Mach: Yeah, that's it. And only thing that is gonna be TWISTED when I get my hands on Kelly Steel again will be her fucking NECK!

Kid Cadet: Oh shit.

Heather Mach: But for now, I'll just have to settle for you, Carma. And Kelly Steel, I seriously hope you are watching from wherever you are, cause you....are.....NEXT!

*Heather Mach now leaves for the match, which is next.*

Kid Cadet: Well there you have it folks, back to you, guys.

*Heather Mach now rushes back into camera as began to fade to a close. Heather Mach now takes the mic from Kid Cadet and says quickly....*

Heather Mach: Oh and silly me, I forgot one very important thing to mention, so......CONGRATS TO REAL RUSH ON BECOMING THE FIRST EVER MCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! BOOOOSH!

*Heather Mach now throws the mic on the ground and runs off again for the match as the camera fade out from there.*

2.) Heather Mach and Carma had a pretty decent back and forth match. Until the finish ruined everything. Or Kelly Steel did, so to speak. After Heather Mach hit Carma with the Macha Ye, she threw off her shirt and was about the climb to the top rope for the Swanton Bomb, but then this happened mid-match...




And that music playing only meant ONLY one thing to Heather Mach, the arrival of Kelly Steel! Could the self proclaimed Rock Star not really be on tour with her band, Twister Steel. Well she never appeared either way and the distraction allowed Carma to roll up Heather Mach from behind, while grabbing Heather's pants, for 3 count!

Tommy Dukes: OH COME ON!

Mr. Pirkle: CARMA WINS! BRILLIANT WORK!

Nerma Dukes: WorK? She cheated.

Mr. Pirkle: Not if you don't get caught.

Tommy Dukes: Plus, Heather got distracted too.

Mr. Pirkle: Man, it's almost like these damn Machs are THAT stupid and easy to predict.

Nerma Dukes: Besides Tali, you mean?

Mr. Pirkle: Do NOT go there. NOT NOW!

Nerma Dukes: Sorry, Mr. Pirkle.

Tommy Dukes: Alright, let's go to the back.



Kaie: Taeler Hendrix. You think that I am afraid of your little HORROR SHOW? THINK AGAIN! Cause a warrior FEARS NO BODY! NOT MEN! NOT WOMEN! NOT BEASTS! And not even your so-called friends from the other side. SO BRING THEM ALL! Bring them all to face Odin's Chosen Champion. They will NOT protect you! They will NOT save you! They WILL fail you! And you will WATCH THEM FALL! One by one. Until they ALL lay at my feet. Then you can look back to the HEAVENS and BEG FOR MERCY! Cause I will show you NONE!

*Kaie then marches off for the 3-on-1 Handicap Match, which is gonna happen NEXT!*

3.) Kaie proved her point tonight as she dominated both Ripper Jane and Murasaki, while Taeler Hendrix looked on from the outside in fear. While it was a three on one Handicap match, Taeler Hendrix never got involved, in fact, she fled up the ramp to escape Kaie's wrath. But thanks to Kaie's tunnel vision, she got counted out instead, giving a rather cheap victory to the Horror Show.

Nerma Dukes: Horrow Show wins by countout.

Tommy Dukes: LAME!

Nerma Dukes: Such a cheap victory too.

Mr. Pirkle: But it is still a victory in the record books, nonetheless.

Tommy Dukes: Technically yes.

Nerma Dukes: But Kaie LOOKS like the victor to me.

Tommy Dukes: Me too. And alot of other things.

Nerma Dukes: Like what?

Tommy Dukes: Well I just like strong women. And being domina.....NEVERMIND THAT! MOVING ON!

*A nice video package was then shown hyping up the TRACY ANGEL VS PAULA NON-TITLE MAIN EVENT with this song playing...*




*The main event is NEXT!*

4.) Paula and Tracy Angel had decent back and fourth contest in the main event, but neither one could actually get the advantage for most of it. And unfortunately at the end, it was also the end of the show. This leading to a very unpopular TIME LIMIT DRAW!

*The crowd began to boo this decision very loudly, but Paula was trying to get "FIVE MORE MINUTES!" from the officials, but Tracy Angel would have NONE OF IT! Tracy had already ready decided to just take her MCW World Championship belt from ringside and leave as the crowd continued to boo loudly.*



Tommy Dukes: DAMN IT! THIS MATCH IS A DRAW!

Nerma Dukes: SCREW YOU, ENT TIME CONSTRAINTS!

Mr. Pirkle: That is unfortunate. But can NOT be avoided with national television. Speaking of which.....MCW WRESTLING FANS, WE ARE OUTTA TIME!

Nerma Dukes: SHIT! I MEAN SHOOT! WE WILL SEE YOU AT AFTERSHOCK FOR THE FATAL FIGHT AFTERMATH!

Tommy Dukes: ADIOS AMIGOS!

Mr. Pirkle: Will you stop.

*The show then faded to a dramatic final close from there*

MCW FATAL FIGHT
MCW BattleZone - Sin City, Eagleland
LIVE! ON ENT

1.) 10 Team Gauntlet Match for the MCW Tag Team Titles: Real Rush (Real M's & Rhea Rampage) beat Bad Vibrations (Rayne & Ariel), Roller City Derby Dolls (Melicious & Crybaby), ABC (AJ Punk & Britt Savage), The Ensiders (Kimber Blaze & Lacy Wagner), 2K (Kayla Sparkz & Kei Akiyama), Two Sweet (Sunshine & Candy Floss), Team Kick (Evie Kai and Nixon Nox), Ruby Soho & Shotzi Blackhart, and Christy Angel & Jessy James to become the 1st Ever MCW Tag Team Champions.
2.) Special Singles Match: Carma beat Heather Mach with a roll up.
3.) 3-on-1 Handicap Match: Taeler Hendrix, Ripper Jane & Murasaki beat Kaie by countout.
4.) Non-Title Match: Tracy Angel© and Paula battled to a Time Limit Draw.

Downtown Saturn City

Jammer was drinking heavily, as he sat on the couch, watching the scene play out before him. Bashin Dan and Hope Mach were having a party thrown by ENN to celebrate their upcoming wedding. Jenny was sitting right beside him, having snaked a bottle of the expensive stuff from the bar. She grabbed some ice too, to put on her swelling eye. They both looked like they wanted to be anywhere else.

Jammer: I'd rather be anywhere else.

Jenny James: Even Vape's room?

Jammer: ...Would I have to inhale at all?

Jenny James: You're asking if you'd have to breathe?

Jammer: ...Fine, I guess this isn't rock bottom, but it's close.

Jenny James: I know why I don't want to be here, but I thought you were happy for Dan.

Jammer: Oh I am, but this is a bit much don't you think?

Jenny James: You can take five minutes out of your "wanting to punch Vape" life to celebate your friends getting married soon. Maybe even comes up with some ideas of your own?

Jammer: You're not wanting this are you?

Jenny James: Oh hell no. Just, come up with something that has that kind of open bar though. That's the way to my heart.

Jammer: I see.

Hope Mach: I want to thank everyone for coming tonight, and I want to thank ENN for throwing this party for us. We didn't realize the network had such a vested interest in our relationship, but I guess I should stop being surprised by now.

Jammer: Oh boy.

Jenny James: Here we go.

Bashin Dan: Um...this isn't like a card game...or a wrestling match, so I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing. I've been holding this glass, nodding my head, and laughing all night because that's what I've seen everyone else doing. Someone called me autistic, and I don't know who that was or what it means.

Jammer: *cough*

Jenny James: You?

Jammer: I was just joking...kind of.

Bashin Dan: However, if we're here to celebrate how much I care about Hope, then that is something I can get behind. This is all a little extravagant, and we haven't even set the date yet, but it will be soon.

Hope Mach: Probably within a year...two tops...ya know? I DO know that my Dad has already gotten someone to officiate...without being asked...so that was nice. I mean OF COURSE we're going to use Fray Tiburon right? He's here tonight! Everyone clap for Fray Tiburon!

Fray Tiburon: Your Dad doesn't read social cues well, I wouldn't hold it against him Hope. He also still insists I'm a "Padre" when I'm just a Friar, but I am qualified to officiate marriages, and I would be happy to officiate this one. It will be an honor. As I oversee the construction of the new Church in Smalltown, I've had some time to write down my thoughts, on what it takes to have a successful marriage. The top bit of advice I can give is to remember that you're both human. Because-

As Tiburon spoke, Jammer leaned in to Jenny's ear.

Jammer: *whispering* They're going to remember that they're human? Honestly, how could they forget? That seems like a basic requirement for living.

Jenny James: Hehe...don't make me laugh...too obviously at least.

A professional cameraman was covering the event, recording it either for the couple or for ENN, and he rotated the camera around the room to capture the reactions of the people. He fixed his lens onto Jammer, who was rolling his eyes back and making the gagging motion with his finger in his mouth, making Jenny laugh. He opened his eyes just in time to see the camera pointed right at him. He panicked.

Jammer: Oh no.

Jenny James: What?

Jammer: The camera guy.

Jenny James: What about him?

Jammer: He's pointing the camera right at me. They're going to watch this back and see this.

Jenny James: So?

Jammer: That would be rude!

Jenny James: Doing it wasn't rude, but being seen doing it is?

Jammer: Exactly! I...I have to do something about this. I'll be back.

Jammer snaked out of his seat and quietly wandered over to the cameraman.

Jammer: Excuse me, I-

Cameraman: I'm working.

Jammer: I know you are. I know. The craziest thing just happened though. A moth flew into my mouth, and I was trying to get it with my finger, and you might have caught that.

Cameraman: I did...and that's not what it looked like.

Jammer: Could you maybe erase that part?

Cameraman: I can't do that.

Jammer: You ARE aware that I'm a pro wrestler and could batter you right?

Cameraman: I'd have the filmed evidence for a law suit.

Jammer: ...Right. Look Mister...uh...

Cameraman: Tannenbaum.

Jammer: ...Tannenbaum? Huh...so you're a member of the tribe huh? Chosen?

Cameraman: ...That's right.

Jammer: You know...I am too.

Cameraman: ...Is that right?

Jammer: Uh...yeah. Yeah, let's go with that. You sure you couldn't uh...be a mensch, and....do me a solid on this one?

Cameraman: ...Yeah...yeah I'll erase it. Sure.

Jammer: Thank you. I appreciate that. We got off on the wrong foot huh? Listen, for their sake I have an idea. Maybe cut back to me in a minute, and I'll give you some good reactions for the video.

Moments later, Jammer was sitting back at the couch, and both he and Jenny were tearing up and looking on in awe and wonder as the two star crossed lovers told the story of their relationship.

Jenny James: How'd you talk him into this?

Jammer: He was just a really nice guy. Uh...unrelated, but I'm going to need you to go to Temple with me this Friday.

Jenny James: ...Aren't you Catholic?

Jammer: ...Not for this Friday.

Jenny James: Uh-huh.

Hope Mach: Most people want to travel the world with the love of their life. We already get to do that, as you all know. So what I really look forward to doing is chilling at home with you and *handed a paper* enjoying the quality programming of ENN+. You could say we'll "ENN+ and Chill".

The crowd laughed and applauded, and Jammer mimicked it, with the cameraman whispering that he was nailing it.

Jenny James: OK...it makes sense now.

Later at the party, Jammer began to settle down. It was probably the alcohol, but he had relaxed enough to sit back and watch what appeared to be a corporate sponsored party. He even laughed when he saw Dan try the drink he had been holding all night. His face immediately turned green, and he excused himself to the restroom. His Battle Spirit deck spilled out of his pocket, and he struggled to pick them up while trying not to throw up. That was the highlight of the night to be sure. He heard a voice behind, and was immediately startled by who it was.

?: It's nice isn't it?

Jammer: From downtown! You scared the hell out of me! C-Cade?

Cade Yaggis: Keep it down, I don't want him to know I'm here.

Jammer: What are you doing here?

Cade Yaggis: I put this together for them.

Jammer: You did? That's...confusing man. Why? Why would you do that? This isn't really our court if you catch my meaning.

Cade Yaggis: Don't they look happy? My mother suggested it. My "Dad" suggested I throw a meteor at them. That's....that's his solution for most everything. I have no idea how he swooned my Mom in the first place, but here we are.

Jammer: You seem-

Cade Yaggis: With it? Yeah, my head has finally cleared up. If it wasn't one thing, it was another. Haven't been myself for a long time. I just...I wanted to see this for myself. I wanted to see Dan and Hope happy. So I got into the ear of some people at ENN. I mean, our best friend found the woman he's going to marry. I never got to be there to be happy for him. I wasn't there when he needed me. Never for any of the good times. I was only there for the bad.

Jammer: Feeling guilty huh? I'd say join the club, but I've replaced guilt with the urge to strangle the life out of Vape. It's nice.

Cade Yaggis: Don't be too hard on him. He's just confused. I think he'll figure it all out eventually.

Jammer: If he lives long enough.

Cade Yaggis: That's the funny thing about life. You know how they say you need to die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain? In life, if you don't die a villain, you get the chance to see yourself become the hero. That's something I think about a lot.

Jammer: You're being cryptic Yaggis. Mind telling me what this all about?

Cade Yaggis: I don't know for sure. I get these feelings sometimes. The hairs on the back of my neck stand up, and I just feel like the good times aren't going to last. Something bad is coming Jammer. It's coming soon. That's what my gut tells me. I just wanted to see them together and happy...before that happens. Don't waste your time holding onto a grudge. We might not have all the time in the world.

Jammer: .....

Jammer turned to talk with Cade further, but he had disappeared.

Jenny James: Slam Jam? Who were you talking to?

Jammer: Uh...myself? I'm crazy you know.

Jenny James: Don't have to tell me. Don't worry, I like it.

Jammer: ...I love you...you know that right?

Jenny James: ...*blushes* Shut up idiot, I know...I know that.

Jammer: Good...I just...wanted to make sure you knew that.

Jenny James: ....Well...I do...and I suppose...ditto...back at ya.

Jammer: Good...very good.

The two awkwardly held hands as they tried to enjoy the rest of the party. Jammer was left with a foreboding feeling. Something bad was definitely on the way.

Crystal Heaven

Peach Angel was sneaking around Crystal Heaven and was able to infiltrate inside. Peach turned a corner and saw two pirates having a conversation, waiting until both were turned she crept forward deeper into the building. Peach climbed down the stairs quietly as she could, making sure she didn't bump into anything. Eventually she reached her target, Peach looked over the console of controls.

Peach Angel: Let's see here, the Princess said that it should be here.

Peach looked through the different folders of the computer console, noticing different files. Some familiar like files on Eagleland, wrestlers, Crystal Heaven... Noticing this, she clicked on the Crystal Heaven folder and searched through. The data she saw was fairly mundane, until she reached the file on Azuli. Clicking on it, it prompted for a password. Peach thought for a moment and tried "booba" but the password was incorrect. Trying not to possibly lock up the console, she went back and looked at the Amy folder. Looking through she saw the history of her, the troubled history of her family the Stuarts and her eventual love for Tack. Peach took a moment and sighed.

Peach Angel: Should I really be doing this? Tack's treated me more fairly than my own kingdom. That mean streak though. So out of character.

Shaking her head to shake off doubts, she looked further into the file eventually coming across her target. Information about the Trill Symbiote, that her Princess called a parasite. She saw the notes about how the symbiote had the souls of over a hundred people, one of which was Amy from another Earth inhabited the symbiote, but was surgically removed by Doctor Degrees and [REDACTED]. Soon, she found the information she needed, the location of it. She noticed the activation to look at it was not password protected and was recently used as of last week. Activating it, a panel opened and revealed the capsule encased symbiote. The capsule had a life support system attached with a monitor for data. The symbiote was still alive, something Peach was hoping for.

Peach Angel: I'm sorry Tack, but we need this.

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RIGHT AFTER FATAL FIGHT ENDED....

*After the TV special faded to a close on ENT, the MCW World Champion, Tracy Angel, continued to walked up the ramp, ignoring Paula in the ring as the crowd continued to chant "FIVE MORE MINUTES!" very loudly. Suddenly....*




*The familiar music brought out the MCW General Manager, Venus, much to the shock of Tracy Angel and the loud cheers of the crowd. Venus then began to speak, directly to Tracy Angel and everybody in the MCW BattleZone....*



Venus: HEY TRACY!

*Tracy Angel just kept ignoring Venus, walking passed her on the stage. The irate Venus now yells at her.....*

Venus: TRACY ANGEL! STOP RIGHT THERE!

*Tracy Angel finally stops and turns around to face Venus now. Venus tells her...*

Venus: Thank you. Now where do you think YOU are going? Leaving so soon? I AM AFRAID NOT! Cause you, my dear champion, have a match to FINISH!

*Tracy Angel just began shaking her "NO!" as Venus told her...*

Venus: I mean LISTEN TO THAT CROWD!

*The crowd now begins chanting "FIVE MORE MINUTES!" loudly once again. Venus now tells her....*

Venus: Obviously they want FIVE MORE MINUTES!

*The crowd cheers loudly at that statement. Venus then turns her attention to Paula, who is still standing in the ring....*

Venus: Paula wants FIVE MORE MINUTES!

*Paula just nods her head in approval as Venus now turns her full attention back to Tracy....*

Venus: And most of all, I want FIVE MORE MINUTES! So Tracy, my dear champion, it's looks like you have no other choice but to give EVERYBODY what they want!

*Tracy again shakes her head "NO!" in defiance. Venus then tells her...*

Venus: You can shake your head "NO!" all you want, but it's not gonna change my mind. So you will go down to that ring.....RIGHT NOW!

*Tracy Angel refuses to budge at inch and this makes Venus even more upset. She now tells Tracy....*

Venus: TRACY! LISTEN TO ME! AND LISTEN GOOD! I AM THE GENERAL MANAGER OF MCW! AND WHAT I SAY GOES! So whether you like or not, you WILL go down to that ring and give everybody FIVE MORE MINUTES! Cause if you don't, I will STRIP you of the MCW World Championship. GOT IT?!

*Tracy just clutches the MCW World Championship belt even tighter as she continues to shake her "NO!" over and over again. Venus now tells her...*

Venus: Tracy, you now have TEN SECONDS to make your decision. TEN......NINE......EIGHT......

*As Venus continues to countdown, Tracy Angel finally drops the MCW World Championship belt on stage and walks back down to ring. Tracy now enters the ring....*

1.) Tracy Angel immediately turns her attention back to Venus, who was now watching the Five Minute Overtime from the ramp. She is too focused to even hear the bell ring for it to begin. Tracy Angel then turns around and right into the PSI Kick (Sweet Chin Music/Super Kick) from Paula! Tracy Angel is out cold as Paula covers for the victory![/b]

*Paula now celebrates the victory over Tracy Angel in the ring and then goes outside to slap and shake hands with the crowd at ringside as Venus looks on from the ramp, a smile slowly forming on her face.

We then fade out to close from there*

IN THE BACK....

*In the back outside the MCW Trainer's room, the brand new first ever MCW Tag Team Champions, Real M's and Rhea Rampage, were shown leaving, looking a little worse for wear at the moment. Suddenly.....*



Tommy Dukes: HEY REAL RUSH!

Real M's: Oh hi, Tommy.

Tommy Dukes: Got a minute to chat.

Real M's: Let me think about that. *Thinks for a moment*

*Real M's now grabs her now bandaged forehead for moment and groans in pain. Real M's now tells Tommy...*

Real M's: NEVERMIND! It hurts too badly to think right now.

Tommy Dukes: I imagine so. The RCDG really gave you and Rhea Rampage quite the beating tonight.

Rhea Rampage: YES, THEY DID! BUT IT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!   *groans in pain* I shouldn't be yelling right now either.

Real M's: So Tommy, as you can plainly see, we are BOTH pretty banged up. In fact, the MCW Trainer just informed me that I might have a concussion.

Rhea Rampage: And that I might have bruised ribs.

Tommy Dukes: Well, that's not good news for either of you. But still congratulations on becoming the first ever MCW Tag Team Champions!

Real M's: Thanks, Tommy. Winning these belts almost makes the constant pain go away too.

Rhea Rampage: Yeah, almost.

Real M's: But you know what will make it all go away, Tommy?

Tommy Dukes: What's that?

Real M's: Two things. Lots of drinking and lots of fucking. Preferably in that order.

Rhea Rampage: You do not mean with that crazy husband of yours, do you?

Real M's: Well I certainly don't mean you, Rhea. *Looks her over* Yeah, defiantly don't mean you.

Rhea Rampage: And what's wrong with me?!

Real M's: Nothing, you are fine tag team partner. But you just don't have the "goods" when it comes to a fucking partner.

Rhea Rampage: OH REALLY?!

Real M's: REALLY!



Trevor Mach: What my sexy wife means is you should grow a dick first before trying to fuck her.

Rhea Rampage: There are other WAYS around that problem!

Trevor Mach: I think I will have to take a hard pass on that one.

Real M's: Me too.

Trevor Mach: Besides where's the fun in that?

Real M's: Very true. *Turns to Rhea* Sorry Rhea, wrestle time is over.

Rhea Rampage: FINE! I SEE HOW IT IS! I'll just go find my own entertainment tonight then. *Storms off, griping to herself in anger*

Real M's: It's fuck time now and this is only "strap" *Holds up MCW Tag Team Championship belt* I will be needing tonight.

Tommy Dukes: *George Takai impression* OHHHHHH MY!

Real M's and Trevor Mach: WILL YOU STOP!

*Real M's and Trevor Mach now leave together, leaving Tommy Dukes all alone. The cameras then fade out from there.*

 

ALSO BACKSTAGE....

*Also backstage, we now see both Bad Vibrations and the Roller City Derby Girlz yelling and arguing with each other VERY loudly.....*



Rayne: YOU TWO MUSCLE HEADS DIDN'T GET THE FUCKING JOB DONE!

Melicious: HEY! IT IS NOT OUR FAULT YOU TWO IDIOTS CAN'T FINISH ANYTHING QUICKLY ENOUGH!

Crybaby: STORY OF THEIR FUCKING LIVES, I BET!

Ariel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Crybaby: NO! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Rayne: DON'T TELL HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Melicious: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Rayne: .......

Melicious: NO! THEN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!



Mr. Pirkle: EVERYBODY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I AM DOING THE FUCKING TALKING NOW!

Everybody: ........

Mr. Pirkle: YOU ALL DIDN'T GET THE JOB DONE! GOT IT!

*All four ladies now nod their heads in agreement with Mr. Pirkle. Mr. Pirkle now tells them....*

Mr. Pirkle: But NEXT TIME you better make sure you do. Cause I have VERY BIG PLANS for the future of MCW and women's wrestling! And I will not have ANY OF YOU fucking it all up! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?!

*All four ladies nod their heads in agreement again. Mr. Pirkle then tells them....*

Mr. Pirkle: GOOD! You can all take your leave now! *Turns to the cameraman* And that means YOU too. Ladies?

*Both Melicious and Crybaby now walk towards the cameraman and the screen suddenly cuts out to static. We then fade out to an abrupt final close from there.*

 

Crystal Heaven - Dragon District

Toadette is shaken up as she clutches tightly her crown and the capsule containing the symbiote, as she is confronted by the people who dragged her inside the store.

Toadette: Don't hurt me!

Usagi Tsukino: Don't worry, we won't hurt you. My name is Usagi, and this is my friend Seiya. We heard a commotion and saw you hiding, what's going on?

Toadette: I... I don't know anymore really.

Seiya Kou: Why don't you start at the beginning.

Toadette (thinking to herself): Can I really trust them? Usagi is Tack's friend... I guess I could trust them.

An explanation later

Seiya Kou: So you ran off with the symbiote but you aren't sure if you can trust your Princess?

Usagi Tsukino: That must be so hard for you, I can see why you're conflicted.

Toadette: I care about Tack, I love him so much but I have a loyalty to my Kingdom.

Seiya Kou: So what do you plan to do?

Toadette: I don't know! I wish things would go back to the way they were! I wish I could go back to competing in Keijo with my Sister-Wives!

Toadette started to cry while holding the symbiote closely, Toadette noticed Usagi get closer and clutched the capsule but was met by an embrace by Usagi, who patted her head.

Usagi Tsukino: It's okay, just let it out. We're here for you.

Toadette caught off guard, let go of the capsule and hugged Usagi. Toadette cried for a while until they heard a knock on the door. Seiya quickly scooped up the capsule and hid it behind the counter. The door opened up and Viera Guardswomen entered.

Viera: Usagi and your consort I see, and who is your vinur there?

Usagi Tsukino: Just as you said, a friend.

Viera: ...I see... Usagi, we are investigating someone who had stolen something from the Crystal Tower. You wouldn't know anything about it, right?

Usagi Tsukino: I...

Seiya Kou: We haven't seen anyone with anything matching the description.

Viera: Right... Be sure to contact us if you do.

The Viera Guardswomen walked out, and as the door closed they all sighed a breath of relief.

Seiya Kou: So what do you plan to do?

Toadette: I'm going to put back to capsule, Tack means too much to me and if that means betraying my Kingdom, so be it.

Usagi Tsukino: I'm so proud of you, let's go there together and talk to Tack.

Toadette put her Super Crown back on and surprised Seiya & Usagi.

Seiya Kou: You really are the spitting image of the Mushroom Princess.

Peach Angel: Let's go..

Usagi, Seiya, & Peach walked out of the store in the Dragon District and began walking to the Crystal Tower, at the same time coincidentally the Limo carrying the Angel family arrived at Crystal Heaven, just as they arrived at the front steps the trio arrived as well.

Usagi Tsukino: Tack! We have something to talk about!

Tack Angel: Little busy at the moment Usa-ko, I am in the process of extraditing someone.

Out stepped from the Limo were Mario & Princess Peach in handcuffs escorted by Sailor Uranus & Neptune. Both Peaches caught eyesight with each other.

Princess Peach: You dumb bitch, what are you doing here still?

Peach Angel: I'm not going to steal something from my husband!

Pirate Hans: I'm seeing double! Four Princess Peaches!

Princess Peach: You idiot, you're going to ruin MY Kingdom!

Peach Angel: Which was your fault when you experimented on Poison Mushrooms to try biological warfare!

Mario: If-a you knew any better, you'd-a shut your mouth.

Princess Peach: Just run you idiot, get that symbiote to the Mushroom Kingdom!

Amy Angel: Symbiote?

Peach Angel: NO! I won't betray my husband!

Princess Peach: It's a fake marriage anyway, you are a pawn, someone to be used for a greater purpose.

Peach Angel: It was real to me! I never felt so accepted and loved as when I joined this family. The care everyone has for each other is so overwhelmingly nice, and I won't have that ruined by you!

Princess Peach managed to struggle free from the grip of Neptune and lunged toward Peach Angel, Usagi quickly stood in front but was knocked away by Princess Peach's Peach Bomber hip attack which sent him flying away. Princess Peach then lunged at Peach Angel, but again was stopped by Seiya who tried to hold her back. However, the force of the collision pushed Seiya over and into Peach Angel, causing her to lose grip on the capsule which shattered, causing the symbiote to start to twitch on the ground in open air. Princess Peach then stood over the symbiote and raised a foot.

Princess Peach: Fine, if I can't have it, no one wi...

Usagi Tsukino: Kacho-sen!

Princess Peach was knocked away from stomping on the symbiote as a fan hit her ribs.

Usagi Tsukino: Ninpo Chou Hissatsu Shinobi-bachi!

Princess Peach was met with an elbow strike right in the chest, knocking out the deranged royalty. Suddenly, Mario broke free and tried to do a Super Jump onto the symbiote himself.

Seiya Kou: Fighter Star Power! Make-up!

Seiya was quickly wrapped into his Star Fighter armor and gave a Palm heel strike to Mario in the air, knocking the plumber out cold. Sailor Neptune & Uranus quickly grabbed the unconscious Princess & Pumbler and dragged them away, Usagi then tried to help up Peach Angel but Peach quickly crawled over to the symbiote, soon to be joined by Amy.

Peach Angel: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

Amy Angel: I... I can't believe this. Can anyone help? We don't have much time!

Tack & Makoto ran over to the symbiote while the other wives looked on.

Amy Angel: Tack... it can't survive much longer. It needs a host or a new capsule.

Tack Angel: And Degrees is with Shao dealing with the funeral process of his daughter's bodies.

Makoto Angel: And we have no idea where Jeff is.

Amy Angel: I'll... I'll take it on again.

Tack Angel: You can't do that, it almost killed you. Your mind almost split apart.

Amy Angel: What are we going to do? It needs us!

Suddenly, everyone noticed the symbiote being picked up by a silent Azuli.

Tack Angel: What are you doing?

Azuli Angel: Ah, so you're the one I was told about. Don't worry Tack, I got this.

Azuli then took the symbiote and swallowed it whole to the shock of all.

Amy Angel: Wait! What are you...

Azuli started to convulse a little, her stomach bloated and shrunk, her eyes widened and shrunk, her limbs lengthened and shortened. Then, as if in deep concentration, Azuli started to glow and suddenly split apart over and over into clones of herself. Multiplying and multiplying, eventually reaching over 100 Azulis. Those clones then started to change, adapting to new skin tones and hair colors, all different sizes and shapes, Top Heavy & Pear Shaped, some familiar and some not.

Tack Angel: Azuli, what happened?

Azuli Angel: Well, a long time ago, the big guy told me that I'd be saving a lot of people at once with my abilities, looks like this was it.

Tack & Amy were caught off guard as a few familiar faces stepped forward.

Bellamira Angel: Tacky dear? Is that you? It's me, your goth mommy gf Bellamira.

Tack Angel: Bella? Wait... Daisy? Leila?

Daisy Angel: Fire haired and freckled faced and all lil' darlin'.

Leila Angel: This ain't no prank Tacky Star Boy, we've been freed!

Tack Angel: Morrigan? Rayne? Cee? Lammy? Lei-Lei? Mei-Ling? Wait... Ms. Pac-Man? I never met you.

Mrs. Pac-Angel: I was hiding out darling, and that's Mrs. Pac-Angel now. Didn't want to cause a ruckus.

Amy Angel: Azuli, did you free everyone?

Azuli Angel: I sure did, the curse is broken and now they're all free.

Amy ran up to the blue haired alien and gave a big hug.

Amy Angel: T-thank you... I can't tell you how much this means to me.

Azuli patted her sister wife's head as Amy cried. Peach walked up to Tack solemnly.

Peach Angel: I don't know how you'd be able to forgive me.

Tack grabbed Peach and gave her a big hug as well.

Tack Angel: You gave me a great gift, you took this huge weight off my shoulders. Whatever you were doing, you obviously changed your mind, and for that I'm grateful. I'm proud to call you my wife.

Peach returned the hug and cried into Tack's shoulder as all the Azuli clones started to socialize with each other for the first time individually.

Seiya Kou: So wait, bun head, does this mean Tack has over a hundred wives?

Usagi Tsukino: Well... I mean he technically hasn't gained anyone new, it's just the symbiote that was in Amy before and put into clones of Azuli, so it's still technically 25...

Seiya Kou: Huh... I guess you're right... But I don't think it's going to stay that way for long.

Seiya nudged to Usagi and pointed at Kitana, who was looking forlorne at Tack.

Usagi Tsukino: Oh yeah, I think he'll be adding one more for sure...

As night fell, all that could be heard from the Crystal Tower was the sounds of the many Azuli clones "doing their wively duties" in celebration.

Crystal Tower - Bathhouse

Tack was getting scubbed down by Kitana after the night of intimacy between Tack & the Azuli clones, getting ready for the next day. Tack was noticeably tired.

Kitana: Master's blood is quite thin today.

Tack Angel: Blood? Oh, that must be the Skarlet soul talking.

Kitana: I'm sorry Master, every now and then, their thoughts creep through.

Tack Angel: It's ok, just relax. You don't have to apologize.

Kitana stayed silent for a while, scrubbing Tack's back, but then picked back up the conversation.

Kitana: Do you feel mentally prepared Master for your Bushido match?

Tack Angel: I am, I am at full relaxed nature because of everyone's efforts. I don't have to worry about my wives, don't have to worry about my guilt about the symbiote with my weekly visits, don't have to worry about my kids, I am fully focused on facing Trevor and proving him wrong.

Kitana: You have the weight of the World on your shoulders.

Tack Angel: I'm thankful enough that I have everyone to help me carry that weight. However doing what I have to do, in the future to save the World, is going to take everything out of me.

Kitana: We Outworlders will support you the entire way.

Tack Angel: I thank you Kitana.

Moments pass of silence as Kitana continues to scrub, admiring the wide and strong back of Tack.

Tack Angel: I think I'm clean now.

Kitana continued to scrub.

Tack Angel: Kitana?

Still Kitana scrubbed.

Tack Angel: Kitana?

Tack turned and saw Kitana's face flushed red and her eyes brim over with tears.

Tack Angel: Kitana? What's wrong?

Kitana: I... I have a confession to make.

Tack Angel: Kitana?

Kitana: I love you.

Tack Angel: Wha-

Kitana: Ever since your wives Sally & Alicia came and regaled about stories of your achievements, I was enthralled in intrigue. And when you saved my people from certain doom, I admired you. But learning more about who you were from your wives and your people, I grew into a crush. But last night, when you cared so deeply for the symbiote, the care and compassion, I fell in love with you.

Tack Angel: I-

Kitana: I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have spoken up out of turn Master. I-

Kitana then collapsed into Tack's arms, crying in full emotion. Tack held here as the showerhead continued to spray the two down. Kitana looked up at Tack and was returned with a face showing that same concern that she saw him give for his wives. Kitana then quickly snuck a kiss onto Tack's lips. Overcome in the moment, Tack returned the affection. The two held each other close as Kitana gave in to her feelings.

Kitana: Please do not think less of me Master.

Tack Angel: Shhh... Just enjoy the moment.

Tack reached behind Kitana as they kissed and gave a grip onto Kitana's backside, the grip sensation made Kitana moan as she fell deeper and deeper into the mystery of Tack. Tack gently laid her down onto the bathhouse floor, still in deep kiss as Kitana caressed Tack's chest. Tack responded in kind by grabbing in soft grip of Kitana's breasts. Kneading and pulling as the two fell into each other's kiss. Kitana pushed back Tack back for a moment.

Kitana: Please, take me. I am yours and forever.

Tack Angel: As you wish.

Kitana slowly widened her legs as Tack kissed his way down Kitana's body. Her neck, her chest, her nipples, her belly, stopping at her lower half. Gently he caressed and kissed her hips, the inners of her thighs, and her pelvis. With a kiss, Kitana's petals bloomed and Tack received her nectar. Tack took to her hanging petal, causing Kitana to arch in ecstasy.

Kitana: No! Stop! Don't suck on my clitoris!

Tack ignored the requests as he continued to play his game, and Kitana was winning to her chagrin. With her body warmed up, Tack then took his fingers and began to explore the insides of Kitana's body.

Kitana: Wai- Sto- Mgf- Fu!

Kitana covered her mouth at the pleasure, trying not to make a big noise. Tack explored deeper and caressed all around her walls, soon Kitana could take it anymore and began to shake, holding as long as she could she spoke up to her Master.

Kitana: Plea-please! Please Master! Let me cum, let me cum, let me cum!

Tack took this as an invitation and accelerated his exploration, kissing and licking her blooming petals. Kitana bucked and jerked rapidly until she finally heard a decree.

Tack Angel: You may.

Kitana finally let herself free as Tack quickly removed his hand from her as Kitana came in rapid succession, immediately cleansed by the showerhead above them. Kitana breathed quickly and heavily as she outreached her arms.

Kitana: Take your slave my Kahn.

Tack Angel: I refuse.

Kitana, still pumped full of adrenaline jerked up.

Kitana: What?

Tack took her hand and clasped it with his other.

Tack Angel: I would rather take you as my wife, if you'd like.

Kitana couldn't help but smile as she hugged Tack.

Kitana: Yes! Yes my Kahn!

Kitana and Tack kissed as Kitana led Tack back down and spread her petals.

Kitana: Take your wife, my Kahn.

Tack then readied himself above her and slowly but surely slid the Star Rod into place. Kitana moaned at the sensation and as she felt a bit of tearing, she yelped.

Tack Angel: Are you ok?

Kitana: Just... just a moment.

Kitana breathed deep breaths as Tack waited patiently, soon Kitana noded.

Kitana: Go ahead, but move slow.

Tack carefully then thrusted forward, gently pushing forward until he felt resistance. Kitana breathed heavily as all sorts of emotions flooded her. The emotions of love, of family, of her people's pride, of her sisterhood. Eventually, she relaxed and Tack could feel her opening up further.

Tack Angel: Do you want to continue?

Kitana: Please.

Tack then slowly continued, eventually getting far enough for the bags of stardust to reach Kitana. Both waited a few moments.

Kitana: Go ahead, you can move faster now.

Tack then pulled back and moved forward in slow movement, the rubbing of the rod and petals slowly caressing each other. Soon, the pace quickened as Tack upped his momentum. With the lubrication from the showerhead and the juices between them, Tack & Kitana were soon were moving in fast succession. Soon Kitana felt her insides droop downward as Tack started feeling an inner wall.

Kitana: You're... you're going to smash my womb...

Tack Angel: Do you want a child?

Kitana: Yes... yes I do! Please my Kahn!

Tack's body shifted into a new gear as he started moving faster and started thumbing her clitoris, Kitana in response instinctually rolled her eyes and head back.

Tack Angel: Does it feel good?

Kitana: I feel like I'm floating!

Tack Angel: Your folds are wrapping around me so tightly!

Kitana: I can't help it!

Tack's leg muscles started to shake unwittingly as he continued while Kitana started to buck against Tack again.

Tack Angel: I'm close.

Kitana: i'm about to as well.

Faster and faster they went until eventually Kitana interlocked her hands with Tack, the hand holding was enough and soon Tack's magic started to pour out of him once again, deep inside Kitana.



Kitana exhaled in release and jerked all around the hips of Tack. Moments pass as both finally catch their breath, still with hands interlocked Tack slowly removed himself from Kitana, Kitana's grip still held him tightly, her body not wanting to let go, as he finally forced himself free. Tack leaned into Kitana for a kiss.

Kitana: I love you my Kahn.

Tack Angel: And I you, my Queen.

Last edited by tackangel (8/01/2022 10:34 pm)