Retro Hippie: The people are displeased with one named Tack Angel. The so called Pushpin Seraphim cheated them out of the justice he rightfully deserved to receive. The Reckoning will set out to give the people what they are owed!



Destroyer A: Looking for someone Tack Angel? Cherub Kid is with us, and believe me, he's just as disappointed in you as we are that you ducked out of your judgement. The penalty is quite severe I'm afraid. Now you're going to have to pay and pay dearly. The price is the EBW Tag Team Championships. You will drop the titles to Noah Jennings and Troy or Cherub Kid will pay for your sins. Think about it.

Noah Jennings: Hahaha! Another Tack title is coming to Noah Jennings. Bet you've got to be hating that right now. We're got your precious protege, so don't let him down. Hahaha!

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Retro Hippie: In other news, the criminal Firebrand X, who has selfishly forced himself into the spotlight of two divisions thinks he's cleverly taking the fight to Jigoku Gundan by challenging Bolshoi in his owed title match on Xcite! The fool will soon be parting with his belt, and the demented clown will be your new Infinity Division Champion! The people have spoken! The Reckoning has spoken!

EBW: Xcite
SS Anne
The EBw Network

1. Tag Team: Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage
2. Tag Team: Amigo/Maurice vs. Avion/Metrion
3. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Bolshoi
4. Non-Title Singles: Camilo Ortega vs. Jamie OD
5. EBW Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Swift(c) vs. Troy/Noah Jennings

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Tack Angel: So you see w00t, that's the problem.

w00t: What's the problem?

Tack Angel: Pardon?

w00t: I just walked up and you said "that's the problem". You haven't told me what the problem is.

Tack Angel: Oh sorry....I've got....a lot on my mind.

Amigo: Basically, we're on a search for Cherub Kid.

w00t: Oh.

Maurice: We've been helping Tack look for him, but it hasn't been working out. They move him the moment we get too close.

w00t: Alright, what's that got to do with me?

Tack Angel: How can I put this without offending you? No one would suspect that The Wrestling would infiltrate and bust Cherub Kid out of captivity because you're....

w00t: What? A lowly minor league? Not even a blip on the radar? What is it Tack?

Tack Angel: I was going to say something that probably sounded meaner, let's go with one of those two. I'm sorry.

w00t: *sigh* What does any of this have to do with me? You have ignored me since I moved to run The Wrestling. Hell, Swift was in the promotion and he's not even looking at me.

Swift: >:C

Tack Angel: He smells rookies on you. In fact, that's why we're in this situation. I would forfeit the titles if I had to, but Swift refuses to drop the tag belts.

Swift: Ain't do no charity for no damn rookie Tack! They want it, they gotta earn it.

w00t: So you want me to help you. As much as this might make me sound like an ass, but what do I get out of it.

Tack Angel: Whenever we get back to land I'll wrestle a couple shows for The Wrestling free of charge.

w00t: ......Can I sell your merch?

Tack Angel: Uh...I think the Reckoning threw it all overboard.

w00t: Not all of it. I managed to smuggle away a box of old John Tack merch. Even found an unsold t-shirt. "Rise Above Neutrality" is the logo on it.

Tack Angel: Yeah I didn't like that one.

w00t: How about this yellow and black one that says "Bee a Star"?

Tack Angel: No. Trevor wanted me to have a bee gimmick. Said the play on words was hilarious for some reason. I didn't get it.

w00t: Alright then, just the orange and blue stuff.

Tack Angel: Deal.

w00t: Alright then, we'll see what we can do. This might take some...NO....ALL of my cunning to pull this off. I'll concoct a master plan the likes of which you have never seen. After all, I'm still the wrestling genius.

Tack Angel: Great, thanks man. Thanks to all of you too. I appreciate what you've tried to do to help.

Camilo Ortega: My Grandmother always says, those who have the ability to do good, also have the responsibility to do good. If I am to rule over everything, it will be with compassion.

Tack Angel: Huh....well....thanks again Camilo. You've really become a bro I must say.

Camilo Ortega: My time has come to lead EBW. Tonight, I will make an example out of Jamie OD. Walking the path of Heaven, I am the man who will rule over everything.

w00t: Huh, haven't had much of a chance to get to know that guy. Seems like a jerk.

Tack Angel: Actually, he organized the initial search.

w00t: By jerk I meant straight up bro.....like you said.

Tack Angel: Of course.

w00t: I remember when I "ruled over everything". That was good times. Hey remember when-

Tack Angel: Aren't you going to get looking now?

w00t: Oh right! Yes! I'm on it! Gotta go!



The siege of EBW continues through another week, the roster still stranded on board the SS Anne. Summer dates in other countries have been put on hold or cancelled outright, as the wrestlers of the company stand divided, fighting for the future of EBW. The Reckoning threw down an ultimatum to Tack Angel tonight. Either he drops the tag belts, or Cherub Kid pays the price. What result would the main event hold with such high stakes?

-Sharks battled Generation Gimmie in tag action. The Wrestling tag champs wanted to continue their recent streak, but the Sharks dominated in the experience department. Short match ended when Karnage broke up a pin attempt and low blowed Shark #1 to end the match via DQ. N/A Stars

Jamie OD: HAHAHAHA! Jamie OD here, your resident bastard, ne're-do-well, and apparently interview guy! Gee, it looks like SOMEONE....us....SOMEONE....made a mess back here! What's up with that Sal?

Sal Paradise: Call it a little gift of solidarity with our brothers in Jigoku Gundan, right Shadow?

Shadow: *nods*

Sal Paradise: Yeah see, he's nodding! He's likes it Jamie, he likes it! We're keeping things "fair" tonight by making sure these guys don't get involved in the Infinity Division Championship match later in the night. Now, Jigoku Gundan MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT want to get involved later tonight, but we're sure that Shadow will put a stop to that right?

Shadow: ......

Sal Paradise: See, that's an honorable guy right there. He wouldn't lie. Even if that undeserving green rookie champ has it coming to him!

Jamie OD: SOUNDS FAIR TO ME! HAHA!

Sal Paradise: Speaking of undeserving champs? Camilo Ortega, you made me laugh last week with your little speech. You seem to speak from the heart, but I speak for the people and the people want to see that title back around MY WAIST! We showed you that Lovekick is the better team, and soon....very soon....I'll you that between you and me.....the People's Choice is the better man.

-More tag action as SURGE Generation battled SinDOS in a controversial match. Controversial in that Nerdler was once again the referee for an Amigo match. Amigo wanted to ring his neck, but had to stay focused on the bloodthirsty Avion and Metrion. Late in the match Maurice caught Avion trying to go high risk and tackled him out of the ring. Amigo was setting Metrion up for a German Suplex when Metrion started taking a bite out of him. Nerdler looked away as Amigo fought to get free. Metrion dropped Amigo and locked in the Grudge Clutch. Amigo tried fighting to the ropes, but once again Nerdler called for the bell claiming that Amigo submitted. Nerdler screwed Amigo once again, and the World Warrior chased the ref into the back. Good match with bad ending. *** Stars

-Firebrand X attempted to defend his title for a record 6th time against the demonic clown Bolshoi, but the odds would be stacked against him, with Jigoku Gundan surrounding the ring and his back up laid out in the back. Bolshoi was the aggressor for the start and tried ripping off FBX's mask on the ground, but the ground was where Firebrand was stronger and he nearly locked in a Triangle. Bolshoi escaped and dragged Firebrand to his feet where they traded blows. Bolshoi hit a knee strike/neckbreaker combo and sent the champ to the outside, but Firebrand swept his legs out from under him and Bolshoi landed back first on the apron. Firebrand hurt Bolshoi's back and worked it over with his submission skills, but Bolshoi refused to tap. He tried going high risk with the Phoenix Splash, but Shadow pushed him off the top towards a waiting Bolshoi who drop kicked him in midair. He picked Firebrand up for the Bolshoi Bomb and went for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! The champ was down, but not out. Bolshoi was slowed as well due to the back injury, and the match continued on back and forth for several minutes. The champ was being taken to his limits. The crowd fired up behind him as won out in a striking exchange and whipped Bolshoi into the ropes, but Shadow tripped him up before he could capitalize and Bolshoi ran him over. He lifted him for another Bolshoi Bomb, but a sudden development caught him off guard. The old school red colored Bolshoi lead Jet Set Future out to brawl with Jigoku Gundan. The sight of the other Bolshoi helped Firebrand take the dark Bolshoi to the mat and trap him in a solid Kimura. The dark Bolshoi had no choice but to tap out, giving Firebrand X a record 6th title defense. Big win for Firebrand, but a puzzling ending as another Bolshoi has appeared. This Bolshoi tossed a rose onto his counter part before making a quick exit. **** Stars

Backstage Tack Angel was pacing back and forth nervously, waiting to hear back on the whereabouts of Cherub Kid.

-The champion would continue his new war with Lovekick by battling nemesis Jamie OD in a non-title singles bout. Top notch wrestling from the EBW World Champion and the Notorious J.O.D, even as Jamie did all he could to cheat and injure the champ. Near falls came early and often, as Jamie tried to put away Camilo with his patented Penalty Kick, but on the flip side Camilo nearly embarrassed Jamie with an early cross face that could have lead to Submission. Jamie was getting frustrated mid match, as Camilo used his judo skills to flip the Hooligan to the mat. He let him up to charge again only to be flipped again. Jamie's frustrations lead him to force the champ out of the ring. They fought on the outside with Jamie whipping Camilo into the steps. Jamie rushed him again, but Camilo dodged, leading to Jamie smashing his foot on the ropes. Camilo put him in an ankle lock on the outside, using the injured foot to his advantage, but the champ wouldn't get a victory on the outside, so he pushed Jamie back into the ring. Just as it looked like Camilo was setting up the Saka-Otoshi, Sal Paradise ran down with a chair and clobbered the champ. Sal caused the DQ, but the goal was always to do as much damage to Camilo as possible. Anwin ran down to try and make the save. He came with a chair in hand as well and chased off Lovekick, returning the favor and helping out the EBW World Champion. Great match with an unfortunate DQ finish. N/A Stars

-Main event time, as Tack and Swift put the tag belts on the line against Troy and Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings. The pressure was on Tack Angel, because if he didn't drop the belt then Cherub Kid would be in for a world of hurt. Still, Tack fought like Cherub was being rescued and hoped for the best against the Reckoning tandem. Troy came out swinging and Swift was looking to win regardless. Noah played troll to Tack and tried to egg him into the ring for what he thought would be an easy win, but Tack fought back, knocking the Eagleland champ with his series of kicks. Troy rushed the ring and floored Tack, demanding that he stay down or Cherub would pay the price. At that moment w00t, Blue Lightning, and Ultimo Tiger rushed out of the entrance way with Cherub Kid. Apparently the "master plan" was just grab the kid and run like hell, because that was exactly what they were doing with Generation Gimmie on their tails. Tack say the development and hit and spinning back kick that sent Troy out of the ring. He picked up Noah for the Angeldriver and pinned him for the 1-2-3. Tack and Swift retained the belts, and guilt free thanks to an assist from w00t and The Wrestling. ***1/2 Stars

EBW: Xcite
SS Anne
The EBw Network

1. Tag Team: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (6:43) via DQ
2. Tag Team: Avion/Metrion beat Amigo/Maurice (9:56) via Metrion Grudge Clutch on Amigo -> Submission
3. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Bolshoi (16:58) via Kimura -> Submission -> 6th Defense
4. Non-Title Singles: Camilo Ortega beat Jamie OD (11:51) via DQ
5. EBW Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Swift(c) beat Troy/Noah Jennings (9:35) via Tack Angeldriver on Jennings -> Pin -> 1st Defense

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w00t: So I might have made a mistake. I tried helping Tack Angel in a way that would also benefit The Wrestling. Let's face it, we're low budget and we needed a guy like Tack to sell tickets and really get us going as a brand. That pissed off the new "powers that be" as it were, and now we've got their attention.....for better or worse.



Retro Hippie: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT W00T?!

w00t: Like what?

Retro Hippie: Like what? What do you mean like what? Look! We just laid out Ultimo Tiger!

w00t: Oh....I just thought he was taking a nap. They didn't give us any beds you know. I know you're used to sleeping on the street, but it's below our standards really.

Retro Hippie: SHUT UP! You really screwed us over on Xcite and we're not going to just let that go unpunished. We're calling the shots around here now, and your guys are going to pay!

w00t: They would have to get paid first to be able to pay.

Noah Jennings: Your dingy little "promotion" gets the privilege of having the Reckoning on your show tonight, and even more than that, you have the privilege of having me in the main event, and I'll be facing your so called champion. Don't worry about being the referee either w00t, as we got that covered tonight.

w00t: My champ versus the EBW Eagleland Champion? Can this wait until we can make some money on a match like this?

Retro Hippie: NO!

w00t: Gah! Fine, but then I want something from you Hippie. I want to beat your pathetic hippie ass in the ring.

Noah Jennings: HA! You got it.

Retro Hippie: Wait! What?!

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w00t: Well agreeing to all of that turned out to be a big mistake. The Reckoning brought in Nerdler, who is less than impartial these days. I wanted to get my hands on the Hippie though. A big 10-Man tag saw my guys take on Jigoku Gundan unsuccessfully. Great match, but Shadow hit his Shadow Driver on FPS #2 to win it. Ra was booked against Ultimo Tiger, but Tiger was too hurt to come out. He tried only to get attacked on the way to the ring. Nerdler gave Ra a count out victory. I'm not too happy about that decision. I got to have my match with Hippie though, and while it was short it was also sweet. It didn't take long to get the Hippie in my WKO and I dropped him like the bag of garbage he is to get a very easy pin. That felt good. So good in fact I dropped him with another WKO after the match. My euphoric high was cut quickly though as I was nervous about the main event. I had all the faith in the world in Chu Chu, but Nerdler and Noah Jennings were up to no good. I tried to keep things clean, but Mike Ishijima made his presence felt, and clobbered Chu Chu with a chair as he was about to Chokeslam Jennings. Jennings capitalized with a Cash Out Guillotine that choked out Chu Chu, giving the greedy little bastard the win and our championship! This really isn't good...



The Wrestling
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. 10-Man Tag: Shadow/Bolshoi/Hotlanta/Avion/Metrion beat Simon Stuart/Fighter Daron/Onisuiken/FPS #1/FPS #2 (9:19) when Shadow hit the Shadow Driver on FPS #2 -> Pin
2. Singles: Ra beat Ultimo Tiger (0:00) Count Out
3. Singles: w00t beat Retro Hippie (0:13) via WKO -> Pin
4. The Wrestling Championship of Wrestling Wrestling: Noah Jennings beat Chu Chu(c) (14:54) via Cash Out Guillotine -> Choke Out -> NEW Wrestling Champion of Wrestling Wrestling!  



Announcer: The Reckoning continue to control the SS Anne and continue to book EBW matches, which makes this next show a little puzzling. For all intents and purposes it seems to look legit for the most part. Anwin is obviously being punished for assisting the champ on Xcite though. Randy no Kachi and Generator are looking for pay back on Lovekick in a first of its kind Mixed Division Tag match. We'll get another one of those later in the night when EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega teams with Rookie King Firebrand X against Shadow and Bolshoi of Jigoku Gundan. The main event is the most puzzling element, as Tack Angel is actually getting an Eagleland Championship title shot against Noah Jennings. Tack has twice survived challenges presented to him against the Reckoning. Is this a reward, or is there some kind of catch. Tune into Xperience and find out.

EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Mixed Division Tag: Randy no Kachi/Generator vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
2. Tag: Amigo/Maurice vs. Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage
3. No Rules Singles: Troy vs. Anwin
4. Mixed Division Tag: Camilo Ortega/Firebrand X vs. Shadow/Bolshoi
5. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Tack Angel

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Week 3 of the Reckoning occupation of EBW was going to end in a big way. Tack Angel survived the challenges of the Reckoning, and now it looked like he would get a measure of payback with a potential win and title victory on Noah Jennings. Everyone had been waiting for some kind of catch, but as the show went underway their was no catch added to the match. On a night full of big mixed division tag matches as well as a No Rules match between Troy and Anwin, it appeared that Tack Angel would finally get a fair chance at reclaiming the Eagleland Championship from Noah Jennings...

-Opening bout saw Lovekick take on Randy no Kachi and Generator in Mixed Division Tag action. Sal and Jamie weren't much heavier than the Infinity duo, so it didn't make too much of a difference, but Lovekick still had the aggression and the tag experience. Randy and Generator wanted a measure of payback from the beating earlier in the week and nearly claimed it when Generator dropped Sal with a ring shaking brainbuster, but Jamie clocked him with a Penalty Kick and Sal quickly recovered to lock in the Paradise Lock, forcing GNR8R to tap. After the match the beatings continued. When the ref threatened to overturn the decision Jamie OD knocked him out with a vicious headbutt. *** Stars

After the match Sal Paradise circled the ring with mic in hand...

Sal Paradise: People, I am your voice. I speak for you for we are all apart of EBW's Reckoning! The unjust deserve to be punished, I don't know why you're booing me! Maybe you're booing the ref over here? He had that coming for trying to take something from us. We don't get anything taken from us anymore. We do the taking because we deserve it! We've busted our asses for years to get where we are. Jamie and I were the new stars of a new generation, but the moment one gets injured, and the moment one loses a title we both get pushed to the back of the line. That's not happening anymore. I'm back on top baby! I'm going to beat Camilo Ortega, and I'm going to beat him SO BADLY, that their will be no choice for him but to acknowledge me as the true champion of champions. The "real ruler of all" as he would like to put it. I've decided that I will claim the EBW World Championship in a Best of Seven Series! Seven matches to become the Undisputed EBW World Champion, but I'll only need four. After four matches I will have beaten Camilo four times. No excuses and no rematches after that. The kid will fall back to the bottom of the pack where he belongs after I rip through that weak, inexperienced, paper champion! You just watch me! I'll tell you right now that on a very special episode of Xcite next week we're going to be changing things up a bit. The show will be called Wrestle. And. Reckoning, and that is in fact what we'll be calling ourselves from now on. Yeah yeah yeah, the WAR acronym has been used before blah blah blah I don't care, we're taking it back! WAR is going to claim ultimate victory on that show because Camilo and I will begin our series then. Since it's the first match, and I'm a generous guy, I will let the so called "champ" decide the stipulation. He can make the match later tonight if he wants or-

At the point the EBW World Champion took his cue and appeared at the entrance way.

Sal Paradise: I wasn't going to say "hey Camilo, come out and interrupt me!" No, I wasn't going to say that at all.

Camilo Ortega: You talk too much.

Sal Paradise: Excuse me?

Camilo Ortega: You heard me. You're talking too much. You're supposedly the voice of the people, well MY people don't want to hear all of this talk. They want to see wrestling, and they want to see me accept your seven match challenge and I do.

Sal Paradise: Of course you do! Not like you had a choice! WAR is in charge around here ya know.

Camilo Ortega: Hardly, I will be the man who rules over everything, and I say the people decide. If you want to be a man of the people like you claim, then you'll allow the fans to vote for every match stipulation. Every single one of them.

Sal Paradise: You want to let them decide this?!

Camilo Ortega: Absolutely.

Sal Paradise: .....YOU'RE ON! I'll let the People decide how I'm going to end your embarrassing reign.

Camilo Ortega: Bring it on.

-Generation Gimmie battled SURGE Generation in tag action, with Amigo looking flustered that Nerdler was again the ref for one of his matches. This again proved to be a bad omen for SURGE Generation as Nerdler purposely missed a pin attempt after Maurice clocked Karnage with a KO Punch. He did however see Amigo in the Ratz Rack later on and AGAIN spit in the submission expert's face by calling the finish when Amigo never tapped. ** Stars

After the match Amigo had had enough. With a crazed look in his eyes he dropped Ratz and Karnage before ripping off his shirt and choking Nerdler with it. Maurice tried to calm down the World Warrior, and this gave Nerdler a chance to escape with Amigo hot on his trail. He chased him to the back, where he dropped him hard on the floor with a German Suplex.



Hater: Nyah?

Nerma: Amigo? Are you....are you alright?

Amigo: No, I'm pretty far from alright. This....ASSHOLE....took something away from me....then he did it again.....and AGAIN!

Hater: Calm down Amig-

Amigo: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I'm the man who never taps, and thanks to him I have it on my record that I tapped. You know I didn't and he knows I didn't but he took that away from me! What do I have left? EBW is going to hell, Kinniku Mike is probably staying in Edo to impregnate God knows how many women, and SURGE Generation isn't the relevant force it once was. I don't know what I have left. I don't know what to do.

Nerma: Well maybe you could-

Amigo: I have to go.... I just have to go. I've got something thinking to do.

Nerma: .....

Hater: ....Nyah.

-Third match of the night was more like a brutal slaughter, as Troy crushed Anwin in a No Rules Singles match. It wasn't actually much a singles match either, as WAR members assisted in a beat down on Anwin. Ortega, Tack, and Firebrand X tried to get involved, but they couldn't get close enough. Troy placed a chair on Anwin and stomped it into his face until the referee finally had to end the match  via Referee Stoppage. EMTs hit the scene to check up on Anwin, but the man once called the white noise ninja refused to be stretchered out and limped to the back on his own, only to get attacked near the entrance way once again. A Reckoning pour down upon Anwin in this match and he's got the lumps and bruises to prove it. ** Stars

-Fourth match of the night saw the EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega and Rookie King Firebrand X try to shake off Anwin's beating and focus against Shadow and Bolshoi of Jigoku Gundan. Top notch action in this Mixed Division Tag match that ended when the other Bolshoi appeared once again to toss a rose at this counterpart. The distraction last long enough to let Camilo lock in the Saka-Otoshi and force the dark Bolshoi to tap out. Just what is the story between the two Bolshois? **** Stars

After the match Lovekick Connection hit the ring to assist Shadow and Bolshoi, but the champs were able to thwart the attack and send WAR packing.

-Main event saw Tack Angel make a run at the Eagleland Championship against Noah Jennings, who recently claimed The Wrestling Championship of Wrestling Wrestling as well. Great back and forth between two fighters that knew each other well. Little Mac tried to get involved, but Tack let a back kick fly that knocked him into the water.  Noah nearly choked out Tack with a Cash Out Guillotine, but Tack escaped and countered with a Cobra Clutch he learned from his time at the Cobra Kai dojo. Noah wasn't expecting this new submission and it nearly cost him the match. Late in the match Tack looked to have it won. He landed his TaToBa and was prepping for an Angeldriver when suddenly Destroyer A appeared on the screen. He had left the ship and gone to Summer where he found Amy Taylor. The threat was now apparent. Lose the match or Amy would find herself in a world of hurt. Tack screamed at DA, but ultimately allowed Noah to drop him with the Stock Market Crash and pin him for the defense. *** Stars

Destroyer A: I hope you see now that you can't beat us Tack Angel. I hope you have learned a lesson. You can thank me for teaching you and for sparing this girl when I get back on board the boat.

Tack Angel: The only thing you have taught me is to HATE YOUR GUTS! You never threaten an innocent woman like that, and when you get back I'm going to make YOU pay for YOUR CRIMES!



EBW: Xperience
SS Anne
The EBW Network

1. Mixed Division Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Randy no Kachi/Generator (8:48) via Paradise Lock on Generator -> Submission
2. Tag: Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage beat Amigo/Maurice (6:14) via Ratz Rack on Amigo -> Submission
3. No Rules Singles: Troy beat Anwin (5:19) via Referee Stoppage
4. Mixed Division Tag: Camilo Ortega/Firebrand X beat Shadow/Bolshoi (16:04) via Camilo Saka-Otoshi on Shadow -> Submission
5. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) beat Tack Angel (9:19) via Stock Market Crash -> Pin -> 1st Defense

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Sal Paradise: The Reckoning has come and gone and left us as the victors. The will of the people poured into EBW, and together we have changed it into what we want it to be. We occupied, we fought, and we won. You can now refer to us as WAR, signifying  the steps it took to get us where we are right now. In celebration of our victories we will be heading to land for the first time in a month for a big show. A show that will see me personally begin my road to reclaiming what belongs to me. The fans have voted and decided that my first match with Camilo Ortega will be a good old fashioned singles match. Just the way I like it. "Wrestle and Reckoning" will take place on the famous Death Queen Island, home to the most active volcano in the region. Here will defeat the twisted ideals of the Mach Administration once and for all...

Wrestle and Reckoning
Death Queen Island
The EBW Network

1. EBW World Championship Best of Seven Singles: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Sal Paradise

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*SPLASH*

?: AY DIOS MIO! I have finally made it aboard the fine vessel known as the SS Anne. What a fabulous looking cruise this is!



Ryan IQ: Ummm....excuse me....who are you?

Nerma: WHAT?! You don't know who he is?!

Ryan IQ: Looks like a stowaway. I'd normally call for the Red Shirts, but at this point I just don't care.

Nerma: I can't believe you don't who this is! This man is famous.....and DREAMY!!!

?: I thank you senorita, but perhaps I should introduce myself to the Vice President of EBW. My name is Antonio......DAMAAAAAAAAAN!

Ryan IQ: Oh! That guy!

Hater: Nyah! I'm still confused.

Nerma: Antonio Daman is the expert trainer of Joshi stars in Edo! He's the winner of the Ikeman of the year award FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!

Hater: That supposed to mean something to me?

Ryan IQ: Means he's a pretty boy with abs. If you value your marriage I'd be a little concerned about it.

Hater: NYAH!

Nerma: What are you doing on this boat you fine hunk of man you?

Antonio Daman: You flatter me, but I am here for how you say, serious business. You see I have come to offer my services to EBW. I wish to feel the spotlight of the big leagues, and I wish to prove myself as one of the all time greats. I unfortunately can not wrestle amongst the Joshi stars I trained over the years, so here I am!

Ryan IQ: Great. You've got look and personality. The only problem is that we're kind of...."occupied" at the moment.

Destroyer A: I wouldn't say that Ryan IQ. EBW is a melting pot for new and old is it not? If we were to turn this man away we'd be no better than the previous administration would we not?

Ryan IQ: We never did that. We hired people who earned it and deserved it. ALWAYS!

Destroyer A: Temper temper! Just relax, I want to see what this flamboyant man can do. You have a match at the next show. Win it and you're in. Lose, and we leave you burn on Death Queen Island.

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Ness: Look, I've come along way to talk to you about this, so please hear me out. I understand why you wouldn't want to, but this is kind of important.



Ness: I know I've made some mistakes. We're all guilty of that. I still can't say I always got what you were trying to do, but what I did in response was taking things way too far. I'm just as bad if not worse. I know that at least you think you've always had the best interest of EBW in mind, but you kept so many people out of the loop, and you pulled such crazy stunts that I didn't know what to do. I guess.....I guess I was just angry. I mean I've been angry about a lot of things lately. I used to be considered a hero. I tried to be humble about it, but you can only hear it so many times before you start believing your own hype. I got older, I got married, and I got responsibilities. I think you know how much stress that put on a man. When the word retirement came up I got nervous and snapped. I'm seeing things clearly now, and I see that something has to be done. I have to make this right, but to do that we're going to need to work together. Are you there? Are you even listening? Look I'm sorry alright! I'M SORRY! HELP ME PLEASE!



Trevor Mach: You want my help? Get me the fuck out of here!

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Announcer: The EBW home office has acquired footage and information regarding WAR's plans for a big show on Death Queen Island. It's called Wrestle and Reckoning, and we can confirm the card fully after an announcement was made on board the ship regarding the Infinity Division



Shadow: Look at you, you're all pathetic. A bunch of pretenders who don't realize what true pain and true sacrifice really is. If you did you'd look deep within yourself and realize you've all got deep dark shadows.....just like me.

Randy no Kachi: Yeah I bought that nonsense once and it's not going to happen again. What did you want with us?

Shadow: You're the biggest disappointment Randy, but yes I'll get to the point. We are ALLOWING you a chance to take part in an Infinity Division Battle Royale, all are welcome to attend. The winner will receive a shot at Firebrand X at a place and time of their choosing.

Generator: Waiting for the catch.

Shadow: The catch is trying to survive the members of Jigoku Gundan. We're entering and we're going to win. One way or another we finally take that belt off of Firebrand X.

Firebrand X: I've heard it from you before, but I've yet to see results. Made my fire burns a little hotter. Anyways, what will I be doing on this show? Perhaps the "management" will see fit to let me defend my Maelstrom Openweight Championship. You seem to have forgotten I am a Double Champion and I take both titles seriously.

Shadow: No your fate is already sealed. See, I said we take that title off of you one way or another. That's because you'll be facing Avion for the Championship at the same event. One way or another.....we win.

Firebrand X: Yeah, we'll see about that won't we? I'm still waiting to be impressed.

Shadow: Oh, and if you see the imposter Bolshoi, tell him my associate would like to have a "word" with him.

Wrestle and Reckoning
Death Queen Island
The EBW Network

1. Tryout: Antonio Daman vs. Chad the Hipster
2. Handicap: Anwin vs. Retro Hippie/Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage
3. Infinity Division #1 Contender Open Battle Royale: TBA
4. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Maurice
5. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Avion
6. Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Swift(c) vs. Troy/Little Mac
7. EBW World Championship Best of Seven Singles: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Sal Paradise

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Ness: I'm so confused right now. Who are you, and what is this place?



?: Oh forgive my poor manners. I'm Doctor S. Degrees, and this is my lab.

Ness: Doctor Degrees?

Doctor Degrees: Yes, Doctor Sixteen Degrees, I work for EBW's research and development department.

Ness: What? What is all this?

Doctor Degrees: Oh! You're looking at Project Lazarus. My greatest achievement so far. I was commissioned with finding a method to increase the healing time for wrestling sustained injuries, we're talking about the really serious ones. Project Lazarus was designed to carry out such a method. It allows the body to heal faster and even recover from injuries once thought to be career ending.

Ness: Incredible!

Doctor Degrees: Yes, I think so too. I was very please when Mr. Mach basically gave me a blank check to work on the project in secret.

Ness: This was Trevor's plan? I had no idea. So, it's stuff like this you were trying to keep secret.

Professor Degrees: The Slime Geyser made a perfect cover for the secret entrance to the facility. He takes the hit for purchasing such a weird item, while we keep my research a secret.

Ness: I think I'm finally starting to get it.

Doctor Degrees: The process is almost complete. Stand back. 



Doctor Degrees: How do you feel Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Woozy.....like I just spent hours in a strange tube. My knee is still killing me Doc.

Doctor Degrees: Here, take your cane. Yes, the process isn't instantaneous, but the knee should be healing now. We're still not if the procedure leads to 100% restoration, but you'll definitely be more mobile within a few days. Look, it's already starting to work. You've grown some hair back. Amazing.

Ness: Brown hair? But I thought-

Trevor Mach: You ever hear of hair dye Ness? Hair color changes when you get...*sigh* older.

Ness: I see.

Trevor Mach: Sorry, I'm still in a lot of pain from being temporarily dead and all! Doc, put me in the chamber again till I don't need this damn cane anymore.

Doctor Degrees: Oh no, we can't do that! Constant use of the machine would lead to addiction and debilitating side effects.

Trevor Mach: *sigh*

Ness: Trevor, I need to get back to the ship to set things right. Now that I got you out and we've got you on the road to recovery we need to plan what we're doing next. I know you have a way to get to that ship so we need to hurry.

Trevor Mach: That's the plan, but before we do that, we're going to need to make another stop. We're not going to do this alone.

Amy Taylor: Tack? Tack, are you here?

Tack Angel: Yes, I'm in the back!

Amy Taylor: Did I mention it's a little weird you're living with the Machs?

Tack Angel: Huh? Well, I didn't have anywhere else to go.

Amy Taylor: *sigh*

Tack Angel: Right back here. Welcome to the Tack Shack!

Amy Taylor: The what?

Tack Angel: I'm sorry I was told I had to name it.



Amy Taylor: Oh wow, more than one person can actually stand in here. That's a big upgrade for you Tackers!

Tack Angel: I know right! It's almost too much room.

Amy Taylor: Tack, you look kind of nervous....and you're sweating. Are you....alright?

Tack Angel: Yeah! Never better!

Amy Taylor: Tack, you asked me to come here and now you're shaking and breaking into cold sweats. You didn't kill a hooker did you?

Tack Angel: WHAT?!

Amy Taylor: I mean when Trevor told me that you did that I figured he was joking, but now you're white as a sheet.

Tack Angel: No! It's not that at all. I'm nervous because.....I'm really happy.

Amy Taylor: Happy? Joy looks painful for you Tackykins.

Tack Angel: Look, let me just get this out of my system Amy. I have something very important to tell you. Listen, Amy.....I like you......I like you A LOT! I even....Love you....and after heartbreak in the past I didn't know if I could ever say that.

Amy Taylor: Tack?

Tack Angel: You've been like.....an angel on my shoulder....pun intended. You've helped me through tough times and inspired me to be the best I could be. I don't think I could get by without you anymore.

Amy Taylor: I...

Tack Angel: Amy, I know this is kind of sudden. I mean....we haven't even talked about moving in together or anything but-

Amy Taylor: *sigh*

Tack Angel: I've been giving this a lot of thought and I know it's what I want. The questions is, is it what you want?



TacK Angel: Amy Taylor, will you marry me?

Amy Taylor: *gasp* Oh my....goodness! Tack I....I....don't know what to say I-

Tack Angel: Rejection? No problem! I can handle this! It's not a big OH MY GOD WHY?! MY HEART IS SO HEAVY IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE! AHHHH!

Amy Taylor: No Tack! I mean....I can't find a word to describe how much I want that very thing.

Tack Angel: You mean?

Amy Taylor: I mean yes! OF COURSE!

Tack Angel: Amy! You've made me the happiest man alive I-

*SLAM!*



Trevor Mach: HOLY FUCK! Tack! Bro! You are NOT gonna believe this! So I was having some toast and I put butter on it like I normally do only....it wasn't butter. It wasn't fucking butter Tack! It was like some sort of space age replacement butter in a yellow tub! Margarine?! What kind of crazy science is this?! IT WASN'T BUTTER! My God, FABIO WAS RIGHT! I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD AND......Oh hey Amy....am I...interrupting anything?

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Mr. Lu: Greetings everybody and welcome to the return of SPARKLE MAX on THE EBW NETWORK. Tonight we....



Tess: We start this show off on the right foot, with you presenting your star, the Show Stealer, and most all the SPARKLE Queen's Crown Champion, Tracy with what is rightfully hers. THAT title belt that Lucca is holding inside that briefcase.

Mr. Lu: I wanted to wait till later to do this, Tess. But since u want to right now, fine. I'll meet you and Tracy in the ring in a few minutes.

Tess: A wise decision, Lu.

Mr. Lu: *SIGHS*

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*After the opening video package, we immediately cut to Mr. Lu, along with Lucca, in the ring. Mr. Lu wastes no time in addressing the crowd....

Mr. Lu: Alright, let's get down to the business at hand, I would like for the SPARKLE Queen's Crown Champion, Tracy, to come down to the ring right now. Oh and please bring the current championship belt with you.

*After a few moments, Tracy, along with Tess, comes out carrying the SPARKLE Queen's Crown Championship belt with her. She enters the ring and immediately tells Lu....*

Tracy: Let's not waste anymore time Lu, just give me what I deserve and what is rightfully MINE.

*Mr. Lu just shakes his head as Lucca hands him the briefcase. Mr. Lu now tells Tracy....*

Mr. Lu: Inside this briefcase, is a championship belt that has represented Women's Wrestling in Eagleland for many years. It is symbolic of what I want the new SPARKLE to stand for on THE EBW NETWORK. And Tracy, you are the current champion. And that means....

Tracy: AND THAT MEANS YOU SHOW ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE!

Mr. Lu: SHUT YOU MOUTH!

Tracy: .......

Mr. Lu: I am you boss, damn it. You will let me finish what I was gonna say. *SIGHS* And you know what, I was gonna be a proper boss and be nice to you and say how you are a deserved it and earned it. But I can't. Cause you see.....I HATE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SELFISH GENERATION! SO JUST TAKE THE BELT AND GET OUT OF MY FACE!

*Lu now tosses the briefcase on the mat in front of Tracy and Tess. Lu now stands there with his arms crossed and a very peeved look on his face. Tess now opens the briefcase and both look in it. Tess now has a upset look on her face and tosses the surprisingly empty case on the mat. Tess now tells Lu....*

Tess: It's empty, Lu. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?! You can't ever do ANYTHING right!

Mr. Lu: I am about to, Tess. And believe me, you won't like it at all.

*Tess now shuts up as Tracy now tells Lu....*

Tracy: And where is MY BELT, Lu?! DID YOU LOSE IT?! DID IT GET BLOWN UP WITH THAT SHITHOLE OF A TUGBOAT?!

Mr. Lu: I don't know. Lucca, where is it?

Lucca: That's what I've been trying to tell you for weeks now, she still has the championship belt.

Mr. Lu: WHO?!

Lucca: SHE! The former champion.

Mr. Lu: Oh....my....god.

Tracy: WHAT?!  Who has MY BELT?!

Voice: I DO, TRACY!



Tracy: HEATHER MACH?! You have MY BELT?!

Heather Mach: Very observant, you dumb bitch. And why shouldn't I? I beat Erica for that belt, didn't I?!

Lucca: Exactly. Heather Mach is still rightfully the Women's World Champion. Which means.....

Tracy: Which means, she has something I want. This SPARKLE Queen's Crown Championship belt means NOTHING to me, if I am not the only World Champion. I can't steal the show like that.

Heather Mach: Awwww, what a shame. Well see ya, I got more important matters to take care of.

Mr. Lu: Hold on, Heather. I've being thinking...

Tess: Don't hurt yourself, Lu.

Mr. Lu: AS I WAS SAYING, I've been thinking about how to handle this situation. We now have two World Champions essentially. So it's only natural we have a Title VS Title Unification Match to crown an Undisputed SPARKLE Champion in the near future.

Heather Mach: I like the sound of that. I'd love to make history yet again.

Tracy: Only history you will be making is that you will be the LOSER of the match.

Heather Mach: Loser, huh? Who pinned who on Xperience again?! I can't remember Tracy, so please remind me?

Tracy: ......

Heather Mach: BOOSH! What I thought too.

Tracy: You and me, tag team rematch, tonight. NOBODY steals the show from me. NOBODY!

Heather Mach: Well I just did and I will later tonight.

Tracy: We shall see about that.

1.) Melanie Cruise dominated Zoe Malibu for most of the opening match of SPARKLE MAX on THE EBW NETWORK! Cruise's power proving to be too much for much for the Summers Surfer. But Cruise repeatedly refused to make the three count in pin attempts, pulling Malibu up at two counts. Eventually Cruise charged Malibu in the corner and she crashed hard in the steel post, head first. Malibu then took advantage of the misfire by rolling Cruise up for the surprise three count! 2 & 1/2 STARS

*After the match, Malibu quickly left the ring and exited through the crowd, avoiding the wrath of the stunned and fuming Cruise. The ringside equipment was not so lucky though. Eventually the security had to come out and stop Cruise, threatening to arrest her and making her leave to the back.*



Mia: Hi SPARKLE fans, remember me? No, you probably don't. My name is Mia and I was once one of Lady M's best friends. My how things have change for me. I got forgotten about and have saddled with THIS LOSER....Jessica.

Jessica: Um, hi. I will be making wrestling debut tonight. I've actually been training really hard for it and I hope leave good impression on all the SPARKLE fans tonight.

Mia: Just shut up and go to the ring......NOW!

Jessica: Ok, Ok, I'm going.

*Jessica now leaves and Janice walks up to Mia. The dejected Mia now asks her...*



Mia: What do you want? Came over to gloat and insult me too before you beat that loser?

Janice: No, not at all. I came to ask you a question?

Mia: And what question is that?

Janice: Is this the New SPARKLE of what?

Mia: Huh? What do you mean by that?

Janice: What I mean is, if it is, why are you still hanging out with that loser?

Mia: Because Lady M's told me too. Oh....my....god.

Janice: Exactly, my point. And as I recall M's is no longer in charge. So ditch the loser, Mia. All I am saying. Well I gotta go kick some loser ass now. See ya around.

*Janice now leaves for her match with Jessica, as the dumbfounded Mia left standing there, still thinking about what Janice just told her.*

2.) Jessica surprised Janice with her improved wrestling skills, by taking her down with a single leg and then a double leg. Jessica mounted and punched Janice repeatedly and Janice had to go to outside to regroup. The angered Janice came back and began kick Jessica's ass like she said she would. Janice taunted instead of covered and Jessica cradled her from behind with a Schoolgirl for a long two count! The stunned Janice charged Jessica and Jessica cradled her again with a small package, this time for the three count! 2 STARS

*After the match, Janice celebrated her victory in the ring with the crowd, taking her eyes off Janice for a few moments. Janice then attacked the celebrating Jessica from behind as a result and left her laying in the ring.

Backstage, Mia was seen watching what just happened with a slight smirk on her face.*



Venus: Venus, here with one half of the SPARKLE Twin Star Champions, Sarah. And the question on everybody's mind tonight is.....where is Siren and is she here tonight?

Sarah: *Smirking* Oh, she's here tonight alright. And don't worry about it, cause when the time is right, she will show herself to the world. I guarantee it. Just like I am guaranteeing that I will be the sole owner of BOTH Twin Star championship belts after tonight.

3.) It was time to welcome many of the former SPARKLE, that disappeared for various during the transition to EBW and their network. The 10-Woman tag match was wild with all 10 ladies getting involved and wanting to show something to the new network. But in the end, it was Miss April getting the win for her team, when she pinned Kayla Sparkz with the Face Breaking Finish (Skull Crushing Finale) for the victory. 3 STARS

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Heather Mach: Hey Nanimura, are you ready for the tag match, yet? Nani?!

Nanimura: Yes. Yes, I am.



Heather Mach: WHOA! I like the new look, Nani.

Nanimura: Don't call me that anymore. Just call me The Great Mura now.

Heather Mach: That's fine by me.

4.) In the first of the two main events, Heather Mach teamed with the seemingly darker version of Nanimura called The Great Mura. This and the fact that Heather beat Tracy on XP just days earlier, really took Tracy and Erica out of their proper mindset. Towards the end of the match, Tess distracted the referee and Tracy tries to nail Heather with the SPARKLE Queen's Crown championship belt. But Heather ducks and was setting up Tracy for the Macha Ye (Boma Ye) again when Erica tried to interfere. This lead to the Great Mura spraying green mist into the face and eyes of Erica, effectively blinding her. Tracy tried to check on her blinded partner, but Erica unknowingly nails her with the Endgame (Diamond Cutter). The Great Mura then sends herself and Erica out of ring with a Cactus clothesline while Heather measures Tracy in the ring. Then in a moment of deja vu from XP, Heather immediately nails the recovering Tracy with Macha Ye for the three count. 3 & 1/2 STARS

*After the match was over, Heather picks up the SPARKLE Queen's Crown championship belt off the mat and poses with both it and the Women's World Championship belt in the ring, as Tess screams in anger as she checks on the still dazed Tracy.

Backstage Erica and The Great Mura were still brawling with each other, and the security eventually has to break up the fight between the two.

We now go to ring for the main event of the evening, with Lady M's already there....*

Lady M's: Already let's get down to business here. Sarah, bring your half of the SPARKLE Twin Star Championship belts and more importantly, your ass, down to this ring and let's finish this between us once and for all. And after I am done kicking your ass, if my sister, Siren, wants a piece of me too, then she knows where to find me.

*Sarah walks out on the stage, but stops and doesn't head down to the ring. Sarah just stands there, staring and smiling at Lady M's. The angry Lady M's now lays the belt down in front as if to tell Sarah to cross that line. Sarah slowly down to the ring, gets on the apron, but then stops. Sarah steps off the apron and walks back up the ramp backwards, just smiling back at her. Lady M's now starts yelling at her, and doesn't realize this has happened in the ring....*



*Siren now raises her gloved hand high into air as she measures Lady M's, waiting for her to turn around. M's finally does and is goozled by Siren. Siren lifts M's high into the air and then Chokeslams her right onto the belt with great force! Siren is not done there as she signals for the end, while lifting the groggy M's back to her feet. Siren drives M's headfirst onto the belt with the Tombstone Piledriver! Siren now stares down at the unconscious Lady M's as Sarah enters the ring. Siren now leaves the ring slowly and Sarah yells at the ref call for the bell so Title VS Title Match can now begin. The ref has no choice here and does so.....*

5.) Sarah immediately covers the still unconscious Lady M's for the academic three count. DUD

*Sarah now celebrates her "victory" like she has won a World Championship over the fallen Lady M's. As the disgusted ref begins to hand her both belts, Mr. Lu appears on the stage and interrupts her.....*

Mr. Lu: DON'T DO THAT, REF! DON'T YOU DARE! Those belts are not being awarded like that, not on my watch. Therefore this match is officially a NO CONTEST! And we are going to have the real match eventually in the near future. Yes, we are. And I GUARANTEE YOU, we WILL have a real winner too. That is all, thank you very much. Oh and Sarah, look out behind you....

*The stunned Sarah now turns around and Lady M's lifts her onto her shoulders. Lady M's now smiles big into the camera and then lays Sarah out cold with the GTS! Lady M's now stands over Sarah holding both SPARKLE Twin Star championship belts high over her head as the show fades to a final close from there.*

 SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Zoe Malibu beat Melanie Cruise (08:42) with a rollup.
2.) Jessica's Wrestling Debut: Jessica beat Janice (11:57) with a small package.
3.) "Welcome Back, Girls!" 10-Woman Tag Match: Miss April, Brooke Carter, Rayne, Alere Little Feather, and Jenny James beat Kaie, Mercedes Martinez, Nikki Roxx, Kei Akiyama, and Kayla Sparkz (16:18) when Miss April beat Kayla Sparkz with the Face Breaking Finish.
4.) Winner Take All Match for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: Lady M's© and Sarah© (00:00) ended in a no contest.

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Announcer: Big news in the world of EBW once again, but this time it involves something outside of the ring! For this we go to Nerma!

Nerma: Thank you vague formless voice over guy! It turns out that our resident Pushpin Seraphim will soon be getting married to Talent Relations Executive Amy Taylor. The big update here is that the wedding will take place on the Xcite after Zero Hour! We wish the couple nothing but the best. Needless to say we've all been rooting for them behind the scenes.

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Announcer: The Xcite card has been revealed with a couple of big surprises. Ness is setting aside a match for some sort of new surprise, and the Boss Trevor Mach is getting back into the ring ahead of Zero Hour, teaming with Team Kinniku against Team WAR! We can also confirm that the winner of the New Wave Tournament will get an Eagleland Championship shot against Noah Jennings at Zero Hour.

EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. New Wave Tournament Round 1: Simon Stuart vs. Chad the Hipster
2. Tag Team: Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Avion/Metrion
3. Ness Special Match: TBA
4. Infinity Division 6-Man: Firebrand X/Amigo/Randy no Kachi vs. Shadow/Bolshoi/Hotlanta
5.  8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Swift vs. Jamie OD/Little Mac/Troy/Noah Jennings
6. EBW World Championship Best of Seven Submission: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Sal Paradise (Camilo 1 - Sal 2)



EBW: Zero Hour 2012
New Onett Dome
Pay Per View

1. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. TBD
2. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Amigo
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Jamie OD
4. EBW World Championship: TBA
5. 3 Stages of Hell: Trevor Mach vs. Destroyer A

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Mr. Lu: So ladies, there you have it. At SPARKLE's return to the PPV, THE BIG BANG!, you two will face off in a Title VS Title Unification Match to determined the first-ever SPARKLE Shining Star Champion! Oh and don't worry about which title belt will be use either, as I am having a brand new being made and it will be presented to the winner after the match. Now smile ladies, cause we all are about to make women's wrestling history.



Lucca: With that being said, THE BIG BANG! will be live in less than three weeks on PPV and already two more matches have been added to the card besides the main event. Lady M's and Sarah will be fight it out for real this time in their Title VS Title Match to determined who is the sole owner of the SPARKLE Twin Star Championship belts. Also after what happened on SPARKLE MAX between Erica and The Great Mura, these two will meet in a singles match at the PPV as well. More exciting matches will be added to PPV card at thing continue to develop in the new SPARKLE.

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SPARKLE presents THE BIG BANG!
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on Pay Per View

1.) Singles Match: Erica vs The Great Mura
2.) Winner Take All Match for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: Lady M's© VS Sarah©
3.) SPARKLE Queen's Crown Title VS Women's World Title Unification Match: Tracy© VS Heather Mach©

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Nerma: Nerma here with lots of security, as when WAR is in the building you never know what is going to happen. Tonight, the battles continue in our build up to a showdown at Zero Hour.

Destroyer A: Zero Hour, a fitting name for your final show Trevor Mach. It will be Zero Hour for you when I finish what I started. I will personally make sure that this time you stay in Hell where you belong. WAR will finish what they have started and bring true justice to the people, and a new era will rise.

Sal Paradise: Always with the cryptic talking from this guy. I love ya DA, but allow the voice of the people to make your proclamations here. Trevor, your clock is ticking down to zero, and the fate that DA here has for you, will make your dance with death look like child's play.

Nerma: Well Sal, let's shift focus on you and-

Sal Paradise: The focus is always on me Nerma. You think the "security" would be called out for just anyone. No, it's only here for guys like me, Jamie OD, and big DA here. We're what the people want, and no matter what you do, we're the people will get.

Camilo Ortega: You're always talking Sal. You're always moving that mouth, yet I never hear anything of substance.

Sal Paradise: I think I can get it done in the ring too green boy, or would you rather pretend I haven't beaten you twice now! I don't even know why you keep fighting. Why DO YOU keep fighting?

Camilo Ortega: My Grandmother always says "Asking a warrior why they fight is like asking a man why he breathes." It's just something I've gotta do.

Sal Paradise: Yeah yeah, "Ruler of Everything". I'm not impressed with your whole Path of Heaven mumbo jumbo, and your delusion that you represent justice. WAR represents true justice, and that's why we'll win by any means necessary. We're going to win and I'm going to take that EBW World Championship. You think I'm scared cause we're in a Submission match tonight? You think you've got one over on me? I've submitted plenty of people with the Paradise Lock.

Camilo Ortega: Good for you. I haven't been one of them.

Sal Paradise: You will be tonight kid. I'm going to make you take. What are YOU gonna do about it?

Camilo Ortega: .....I will paint the brightest colors of humanity onto the canvas of history.  



Tack Angel: Alright guys, I'm not the best at pep talks, but I know that tonight we can do this! I believe in us cause we don't look like a group of wrestlers.....we look like a bunch of ducks and ducks fly together! I know Coach Bombay isn't here right now, but I don't think he'd mind if I got us started with a round of quacks! Ready guys? Quack....Quack....Quack...Quack......

Swift: Tack, what the fuck man? >:C

Trevor Mach: Quack.....what we're stopping? I was just getting into it bro!

Kinniku Mike: Tack seems to be in a better mood than usual. Guessing Amy is in a good mood too.

Tack Angel: Hahaha....well what makes you say that Mike?

Kinniku Mike: Got laid didn't you? HAHA!

Tack Angel: Wait what?!

Trevor Mach: Tack, did you give her the dick?! WAY TO GO BRO!

Tack Angel: WAIT! STOP! I'm not talking about that! I proposed to Amy remember?!

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah! I remember that! I was telling you about my butter epiphany! Congratulations buddy!

Kinniku Mike: Don't do it Tack! It's a mistake! Trevor still won't let me annul my marriage via time travel!

Tack Angel: Uh...I appreciate your concern Mike, but this is something I really want. Swift....my oldest tag partner....my friend....what do you think?

Swift: I think I'm hungry. >:C

Tack Angel: Of course.

Trevor Mach: Tack, I'm really happy for you buddy. Lots of crazy shit's been going down in EBW, and we could all use some good news. After I send DA to hell at Zero Hour, I'll be looking forward to the biggest EBW wedding since.....well mine. Mine was literally the last one. We got a wedding a year thing going on right now.

Tack Angel: Thanks Trevor, and don't worry guys I'm really focused. I've got gold and I've got the girl. All I need to do now is help save EBW.

Trevor Mach: That's the spirit! Let's head out there! YEAH!

Kinniku Mike: Match isn't until later Boss.

Trevor Mach: Right you are chocolate bear! Let's head to catering while we wait then! YEAH!

Tack Angel: Trevor wait.

Trevor Mach: Yeah?

Tack Angel: Well, as you know I'm getting married and-

Trevor Mach: Yes, Amy can move in too, but I really think you should think about moving in with her and-

Tack Angel: No no, I'm talking about....needing a best man.

Trevor Mach: Oh you want me to ask Swift for you? Not a problem cause the secret to Swift is his stomach you see and-

Tack Angel: No. I mean....will you be my best man?

Trevor Mach: No.

Tack Angel: Eh?

Trevor Mach: Cause I'm going to be BESTEST MAN! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Ahaha!

Trevor Mach: Had you going there didn't I?

Tack Angel: You did!

Trevor Mach: AHAHA! I'd be honored to bro. Now come on, let's go eat and-ack!

Tack Angel: You alright man?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, it's just the leg.....and pretty much everything else too.

Tack Angel: You up for this tonight? I mean you're not 100% obviously, and they'll likely be targeting the EBW Boss more than any of us and that's you.

Trevor Mach: Don't worry about it. Let's go eat HUH.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Again with the Room quotes. IT'S 2012 TREVOR! ENOUGH ALREADY! 



The Xcite Center was packed for a brand new episode, with huge stakes and surprises in the beginning of the lead up to Zero Hour. Big matches and big ramifications lied in store. With WAR in the building, anything could happen...

-Round 1 of the New Wave Tournament ended with a solid win by The Wrestling's Simon Stuart. The son of a legend is finally showing his potential with the win over Chad the Hipster. His moveset remains very basic, and won the match with a very simple back drop. The 2nd Generation star now moves onto Round 2 with Antonio Daman, Grind, and Dr. Degrees. **1/2 Stars

Multiple shots of the backstage area as security tried to keep EBW guys away from WAR guys. A very tense situation with Retro Hippie and Generation Gimmie raising the tension with an annoying protest of EBW's actions on just about everything.

-SinDOS battled The Sharks in tag action. The legends were in firm control in the start of the match, with Shark #1 very nearly ending the match in dominant fashion with a Shark Driver on Avion, but Metrion attacked with his vicious claws and bites, nearly ripping off the Shark's masks. The brutality of his attacks lead to a DQ, with SinDOS continuing to disrespect the veteran team until security could break up the action. SinDOS made it clear that they will hurt any tag team that gets in their way. N/A Stars

After the 2nd match, Director of Wrestling Ness made his way to the ring with Mrs. Mach herself Sexy Strong Style Lady M's.

Ness: Hello everyone, you all know me and you all know Tali here, but what you don't know is why I'm out here. See, now that Trevor has given me the keys to his castle as it were, I've been coming up with some new and interesting ideas. Actually, this idea stems from the beginning of EBW, back in the wild days, where anything could happen. I mean it, anything could happen. We had to wrestle zombies and aliens. It was really weird, really fun, and really wild. It's that wild style I want to bring back to EBW. That's why I'm kicking off the new Wildstyle Division. In this Division anyone can fight anyone in any kind of match they want. That's why I brought Lady M's out here with me. A wild division needs a wild lady, and none come wilder than Lady M's. No really, I'm actually slightly intimidated right now.

Lady M's: That's a good feeling to have Ness. You should go with that.

Ness: Right. Anyways M's, this is the first match of the Wildstyle Division. Basically, you call out anyone in the back for any kind of match that you want. We're not always going to schedule these matches either. They can happen at any time. Even when the shows are over!

Lady M's: It's crazy Ness.....and I fucking love it.

Ness: Alright then, who do you want?

Lady M's: I have such a long list, but I'm just going to go at random here and say Retro Hippie.

Ness: Really? Why Hippie?

Lady M's: I have wanted to beat the hell out of that sad sorry sack of shit for years. Bring him to me if you want to see Wildstyle.

Ness: You want it? You got it. Bring out Retro Hippie.

The Red Shirts forced the terrified hippie to the stage followed by Janine.



Retro Hippie: WAIT! Wait right there! Hold it M's! You're making a big mistake here. Now, I'm a big feminist don't get me wrong, but I'm no Chris Brown. I'm not going to hit a woman. Wouldn't you rather face Janine in a fair and clean bout devoid of any hippie violence?

Lady M's: Are you going to get into this ring, or am I going to have to bring you in here.

Retro Hippie: I choose.....RUNNING LIKE HELL!

Hippie tried to run, but he tripped on his organic sandals before Lady M's dragged him by his hair into the ring.

-Wildstyle got off to an unpredictable start, as Lady M's picked Retro Hippie for a short and rather funny intergender match. Retro Hippie pleaded for his life as M's played games with him before assaulting him hard with elbows, dropping him with a bulldog from the corner, and lifting him up for a GTS finish followed by the pin in less than a minute. For good measure she also dragged Janine into the ring and gave her the GTS as well. **1/2 Stars

-Infinity Division action saw Champion Firebrand X, Amigo, and Randy no Kachi take on the elite of Jigoku Gundan. Firebrand and Amigo continue to mesh as a team, and Amigo himself has adapted amazingly well to his new element, taking Shadow and his team off their game with his renewed enthusiasm. Once again the Red Bolshoi showed himself and gave Amigo an opening on Dark Bolshoi, hitting the German and scoring the pin. After the match the Dark Bolshoi went crazy and tried to chase down Red Bolshoi, but the happy go luck clown rolled away on his unicycle. ***Stars

-The Boss is back in the ring as he teamed with the tag champs Tack Angel and Swift, and the controversial Kinniku Mike against Jamie OD, Little Mac, Troy, and Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings of WAR. A crazy brawl of a match, that saw the WAR faction try to take out the Boss off the bat. Trevor lured Noah into the corner where Tack flattened him with the TaToBa Kick. As he tried to get up Trevor landed the Macha Ye, but clutched his knee. Noah recovered enough to tag in Troy, who went to work on the Boss's knee. Trevor looked to be regretting his decision to start the match and finally reached out to tag in Mike, who over powered Troy and tackled him out of the ring. Mac tried to blindside him but Mike chucked him out of the ring as well. Jamie went high risk and landed a big kick of his own that floored Mike. Before he could land his penalty kick Swift swooped in and POUNCED Jamie out of the ring. Tack patted his tag partner on the back, which the jumpy Swift took as a sign of attack and lifted Tack up and tossed him onto WAR. The EBW team cleared the ring, but it wouldn't last and the crazy brawling continued. Late in the match Troy was clearing house, until he missed a Punt Kick on Tack, who recovered and prepared for an Angel Driver until Trevor Mach limped into the ring and talked Tack into helping him with a Double Trevorplex! The crowd went wild as T'nT looked to win the match, but suddenly the rest of WAR rushed down the ring. EBW wrestlers also poured out and the brawling continued all over the place. The referee had no choice but to end the match in a No Contest. N/A Stars

-Main event time as EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega and Sal Paradise's Series of Seven continued in a Submission Match. The Champion would seem to have the advantage in the match being a Judo and Submission expert, but Sal had an ace up his sleeve early in the match, targeting Camilo's arm and leg that were still hurt from the crazy Xperience Falls Count Anywhere match. Camilo found himself on the defense again, but Paradise could not lock in his Paradise Lock or force the champ to tap no matter what he did. A late match Paradise Lock attempt saw Camilo Ortega block it leading to an STO and momentum for the champ. He finally managed to hit his Saka-Otoshi finisher, but DA and Jamie OD loomed to try and get involved. The Boss Trevor Mach and Kinniku Mike brought out chairs to keep them back leading to a Submission victory for Camilo, when the People's Choice couldn't get the ropes and had no choice but to tap. Big win for the Champion, who is now neck and neck with Sal Paradise in the battle for his EBW World Championship. ****Stars

EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. New Wave Tournament Round 1: Simon Stuart beat Chad the Hipster (3:59) via Backdrop -> Pin
2. Tag Team: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Avion/Metrion (6:30) via DQ
3. Wildstyle Division: Lady M's beat Retro Hippie (0:38) via GTS -> Pin
4. Infinity Division 6-Man: Firebrand X/Amigo/Randy no Kachi beat Shadow/Bolshoi/Hotlanta (10:09) via Amigo German Suplex on Bolshoi -> Pin
5.  8-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Swift vs. Jamie OD/Little Mac/Troy/Noah Jennings (12:59) No Contest
6. EBW World Championship Best of Seven Submission: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Sal Paradise (10:22) via Saka-Otoshi -> Submission (Camilo 2 - Sal 2)

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Jessica: So how did I do tonight?



Mia: Ugh! You did........fine.

Jessica: I thought I did pretty good myself.

Mia: How do you figure that?

Jessica: I won the match.

Mia: Goody goody gumdrops.

Jessica: I like gumdrops.

Mia: ARRRGH! Just shut up, Jessica.

Jessica: Geez, what is your problem?

Mia: My problem is YOU.

Jessica: ME?!

Mia: Yes.

Jessica: Why?!

Mia: WHY?! I'll tell you why. I don't like being saddled with loser who thinks for some reason that escapes me at the moment she can be a wrestler now. I mean I wanted be a manager in SPARKLE, but managing you is like trying to manage the Chicago Cubs to a World Series.

Jessica: OUCH! That one hurt......alot.

Mia: OH PUH-LEASE! SPARE ME THE PITY PARTY!

Familiar Voice: ENOUGH, MIA!

Mia: I know that voice, but it can't be her. Not right now.



Lady M's: Yes, Mia. Right fucking now.

Mia: Goddamn it. What do you want, Tali?

Lady M's: That's very simple actually. I want you to leave Jessica alone.

Mia & Jessica: WHAT?!

Lady M's: You heard me, LEAVE HER ALONE.

Mia: But I.....

Lady M's: Grrrrrrr.

Mia: But I just wanted to.....

Lady M's: GRRRRRRRRRRR!

Mia: AH FUCK IT! You got it. I'M OUTTA HERE, BITCHES!

*Mia now slowly leaves, scowling in disgust as she does. The now excited, yet relieved Jessica tells Lady M's....*

Jessica: Thank you, thank you so so much.

Lady M's: Don't mention it, Jessica.

Jessica: Questions?

Lady M's: I have answers.

Jessica: Why did you do that anyways? And isn't Mia your friend?

Lady M's: Mia is...........difficult. And she'll get over it. As for the why, let's just say we have a close mutual friend in this behind the scenes, Jessica.

Jessica: Oh. *Thinks for a moment* OH!

Lady M's: And let's just say I promised this mutual friend that I would watch your back.

Jessica: So you are like my Guardian Angel now?

Lady M's *Smirking* Heh, you could say that. You got that......SWIFT.



Swift: I got nothing. Your days are STILL numbered rookie. >:-C

*Swift now stomps off in anger while staring at Jessica as he does. The terrified Jessica now tells M's after he is gone....*

Jessica: I'm gonna die, aren't I?

Lady M's: No, you are not. That's why I am here.

Jessica: *Breathes sigh of relief* Well I'll see ya around. I've gotta go shopping.

Lady M's: For Cosplay?

Jessica: Oh no, I gave that up for my wrestling career. I'm gonna go buy some pepper spray or something.

Lady M's: For Swift?

Jessica: *Nods*

Lady M's: Smart girl.

Jessica: Hey, I'm a rookie, but not stupid.

Lady M's: Riiiight.

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Announcer: Hot off the heels of Xcite, we can confirm the full card for Xperience. The war with WAR continues in the main event while Camilo and Sal continue their struggle in a Blindfold match. The New Wave Tournament will also continue. With all of this plus the potential of new Wildstyle matches, this is a show you won't want to miss.

EBW: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. New Wave Tournament Round 2: Antonio Daman vs. Grind
2. New Wave Tournament Round 2: Doctor Degrees vs. Simon Stuart
3. Infinity Division Singles: Generator vs. Bolshoi
4. Hybrid Tag: Avion/Metrion vs. Firebrand X/Amigo
5. EBW World Championship Best of Seven Blindfold: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Sal Paradise (Camilo 2 - Sal 2)
6. 6-Man: Kinniku Mike/Tack Angel/Swift vs. Jamie OD/Little Mac/Troy



w00t: I hate wrestling in a Parking Lot! I think it's below me. That's not to say that I'm an elitist....but wait I am an elitist. I just hate wrestling here. I think I'm meant for more, and to be honest I think these kids in The Wrestling are meant for more. We held another show regardless of my complaints and it was another profitable show. Of course Tack is still the main draw here, but Chu Chu is really coming into his own.

The Wrestling
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1. Singles: Fighter Daron beat Chad the Hipster (3:12) via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. #1 Contender Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat FPS #1/FPS #2 (8:55) via #1 Shark Driver on FPS #2 -> Pin
3. Singles: Ultimo Tiger beat Retro Hippie (5:40) via Tiger Driver -> Pin
4. Non-Title Tag: Tack Angel/Chu Chu beat Keith Karnage/Rex Ratz (8:09) via Chu Chu Choke Slam on Karnage -> Pin

Announcer: A lot of action happening constantly in the EBW Network, and we're here to recap important news and events. Maurice recently turned his back on SURGE Generation and EBW to side once again with Little Mac and WAR. Nerma was standing by to get some comments after XP, and we've got the footage.



Nerma: Nerma here with-

Little Mac: Nerma, step back little miss. The men are going to be talking now, so unless you want to get me a drink or undo a couple of the buttons on your blouse you can get out of here.

Nerma: HEY! I NEVER!

Little Mac: And that's the problem.

Maurice: I don't need anyone to speak for me right now. I want to explain myself and make it perfectly clear that what I did tonight was just the start of what I consider payback. Payback for EBW neglecting me and payback for SURGE Generation turning their backs on me. I didn't betray them, they betrayed me. Once again I was the odd man out after all this time. Little Mac may have been a thorn in my side for months and months, but what he was really doing was lighting a fire under me and showing me that when I'm motivated I'm better than Mike and Amigo could ever be. WAR appreciates me, and I appreciate the opportunity to take part in this true justice that WAR is going to bring to EBW. The elite will be taken down from the pedestals, and the chosen ones will finally get the spot light!  

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Announcer: The Wildstyle is officially off and running! Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings took part in this new division to make a point to anyone gunning for his gold at Zero Hour...



Referee: 1-2-3! Winner Noah Jennings!

Noah Jennings: You see Cherub Kid, you've never been on my level peasant! Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings. I'm the 4-Time Eagleland Champion! I'm with WAR! All the other peasants in the New Wave Tournament better pay attention. All it takes is one Stock Market Drop and you're down for the count. You'll never beat Noah Jennings! NEVER!

-Wildstyle Singles: Noah Jennings beat Cherub Kid (0:53) Stock Market Drop -> Pin

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Announcer: We end the update with the Xcite card as well as an updated Zero Hour card this is really beginning to take shape.

EBW: Xcite
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1. 6-Man Infinity Division: Curry Man/Randy no Kachi/Generator vs. Shadow/Hotlanta/Dark Bolshoi
2. 6-Man Hybrid Tag: Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X/Amigo vs. Jamie OD/Shadow/Maurice
3. Sparkle Singles: Lady M's vs. Janine
4. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Swift/Cherub Kid vs. Avion/Metrion/Troy
5. EBW World Championship Best of Seven Sal's Choice: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. Sal Paradise (Camilo 3 - Sal 2)

EBW: Zero Hour 2012
New Onett Dome
Pay Per View

1. Infinity Singles Loser Leaves EBW: Bolshoi vs. Dark Bolshoi
2. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. TBD
3. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Amigo
4. Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Swift(c) vs. Avion/Metrion
5. Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Jamie OD
6. EBW World Championship: TBA
7. 3 Stages of Hell: Trevor Mach vs. Destroyer A

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The week before Zero Hour is upon us, where the Boss will battle his arch rival Destroyer A in 3 Stages of Hell match, and the conflict between EBW and WAR will be taken to a whole new level. The week before the show Sal Paradise, the so called voice of the people, is all smiles as he heads down to the ring with all of the members of WAR. The WAR logo flashes on the screens as the renegade faction takes over the ring. Sal Paradise smirked as he grabbed a microphone.



Sal Paradise: People, your voice has come! WAR is here to liberate you and liberate EBW! WAR appeared on board the SS Anne to send a message to the world and to the Mach administration that the oppressed would get their revenge. I think it's worked out pretty well so far. What do you guys think? Why all the boos? We are here for YOU! We're the new generation of wrestling! We're the cool cats on the block man! Lovekick is in the house! Generation Gimmie is here! The badasses of Jigoku Gundan! The rich and powerful clients of Little Mac! I think the problem here is that we're surrounded by brain washed sheep. What do you think Jamie?

Jamie OD: HAHA! You hear boo I hear BAAAAAA! HAHA!

Sal Paradise: Exactly. Don't worry about it though. We're going to free you sheep from the oppression of those bastards who think they call the shots. They are wrong. We're calling the shots around here now! In fact, I get the say on what my match is tonight against Camilo Ortega. They finally gave the choice to the people, and the people have chosen. You see Nerdler here? He is oppressed too because he took a stand and chose a side. That's why he hasn't been working in weeks. That's money out of his pocket! Well, I'm going to give him some work tonight, as he's going to be the special referee for my match tonight, and I'm SURE he'll call it fairly. Camilo, your time as the paper champ is coming to an end. Can you feel it? You've stretched this out long enough. Lucky wins and cryptic nonsense catchphrases will only get you so far. I'm battle tested kid. I can go the distance. You're gonna find out the hard way. As for Trevor Mach I-

Destroyer A: Trevor Mach, you think you made a dent in me by trying to send some sort of message? I told you before that I'm patient and I'm a planner. You think your path to hell is so straight forward, and the goal is so easy. You underestimate me, and you assume you can beat me. You were never able to finish me before, what makes you think you stand a chance now. You've used your tricks and tactics to great success on the uninitiated, but you know full well that I am initiated. I learned all I ever needed about you from our time in Fenrir. I know what kind of person you really are. The dark devious bastard child that hides behind a smile and a laugh. You're weak and you're afraid. I will take you to Hell, and I'll make sure you stay there this time.

-The show cut back from commercial break to see The Wrestling's Champion Chu Chu tossing Retro Hippie around the parking lot. Open door policy in effect, Chu Chu challenged the Hippie to a Tables Match Wildstyle. For whatever reason Hippie accepted and found himself on the receiving end of a Chokeslam through a table. Surprise win and the first instance of a full Wildstyle match outside of a ring being recorded on camera. **Stars

Hater was standing by with an excited w00t.

Hater: NYAH! Hater here with w00t! w00t, why did Chu Chu challenge Retro Hippie to a Wildstyle match?

w00t: Why not? EBW's got an open door policy in the Wildstyle, and we wanted to send a message. We're going to make more of our presence known and we're going to bring the pain to those that have been throwing a monkey wrench in our growth. The growth of The Wrestling, the company that I'm running, which you can see on The EBW Network, and we hold our shows right here in this parking lot. Ticket prices are very fair. We've been getting Tack Angel to show up and-

Hater: Did you turn this into a commercial?

w00t: ......Yes.

Hater: Nyah.

-First advertised match of the show saw Infinity Division 6-Man action, with Curry Man, RnK, and Generator taking on Jigoku Gundan. Hot action with Generator and Hotlanta kicking it off with a great exchange until Hotlanta went for the eye gouge and tossed his rival out of the ring. Avion and Metrion swarmed Generator and wore him down until the crazy Curry Man flung himself out to make the save. Bolshoi tried to get involved, but SinDOS kept him away from Dark Bolshoi. Randy no Kachi and Shadow resumed their old rivalry, but it served more to keep RnK's attention away from Hotlanta slamming Curry with the Bellerophon Bomb and pinning him for the win. Crazy action with Jigoku Gundan looking dominant. ***Stars

We cut to a scene with the Boss Trevor Mach in the gym. He was slamming knees into the heavy bag when the Hervey Cam tried to get a word with him about DA. Trevor simply used his braced knee to blast open the heavy bag, and challenged DA to meet him in the ring on XP to discuss the terms of their 3 Stages of Hell battle. What matches will these two life long rivals engage in?

-More 6-Man action for the night, as Kinniku Mike, Infinity Division and Maelstrom Champion Firebrand X, and Amigo took on Jamie OD, Shadow, and Maurice of WAR. Shadow was pulling double duty, but he pulled no punches trying to hurt the rookie king ahead of his match against Amigo at Zero Hour. Mike and Amigo were solid as a team and showed that SURGE Generation teamwork, but Maurice used that against them many times during the match. Late in the bout Shadow pulled both Amigo and Firebrand out of the ring. Kinniku Mike was putting Jamie OD in the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb when Maurice clocked him with a KO Punch. Jamie followed that up with a Penalty Kick and pinned Mike for the win. Crazy action with Jamie OD dementedly laughing in the corner celebrating his win. ***Stars

-Sparkle action saw Lady M's make very short work of Generation Gimmie's Janine singles style. The green hippie chick ate a series of elbows at the start and immediately was dropped by the Go 2 Sleep. M's didn't go the pin and continued to lay in the elbows until the referee stopped the match in M's favor. Janine had to be carried out of the ring as M's celebrated a strong one sided victory. Obviously had a lot of aggression she needed to get out from the chaos erupting in the Sparkle Brand. **1/2 Stars

Nerma: Nerma here with the sexy and all around fabulous Antonio Daman, Doctor Degrees, and Grind of Jet Set Future. We'll get with Grind in a bit, but we're here right now to get a word from the two finalists in the New Wave Tournament. The final will take place on Xperience, and the winner will go on to face Noah Jennings at Zero Hour. You have both made a quick splash in EBW. What are your plans in this tournament and beyond?

Doctor Degrees: That is a redundant question Nerma. I am a man of science and logic, and logically the plan is to win and be successful. I am the physician for EBW, and I have studied the injuries and weaknesses of all the wrestlers and that includes Antonio Daman. He might be new here, but he had to pass a physical, and let's just say his surgically repaired pelvis is just one of many targets.

Nerma: Antonio? My darling-I mean.....are you alright? What is this news about a surgically repaired pelvis?

Antonio Daman: Worry not seniority, let's just say that the injury was not sustained in the ring. Let's also say that such an injury only proves that I have more than enough....stamina to get any job done.

Nerma: Eh? Oh.....OH.....Ooooo!

Antonio Daman: Doctor Degrees, I respect your talent and your attention to detail, but while you are looking for weakness I will have already pinned you to the mat because I am Antonio.......DAMAAAAAAAAN.

Nerma: Maybe after that you could pin me to the mat....I mean....next we're joined by Grind who is obviously wearing a title around his shoulder here. It's The Wrestling Tag Team Championship of Wrestling Wrestling, and it's proof positive that anything can happen in this new Wildstyle environment. Before we head back to the ring we will show you exactly what happened earlier today in a very very weird location. Roll the footage. So Antonio, could you show me how you.....I SAID ROLL THE FOOTAGE!

-Wildstyle title match for The Wrestling's tag belts, saw Jet Set Future bring their Luchablades Style into the offices of Sparkle. We're not sure how the fight ended up in the office, but in the anything goes environment, they used everything in said office to clobber the champions Ratz and Karnage. Switchback landed a rolling shooting star press off Lu's desk onto Karnage as referee Mo counted the 1-2-3! Jet Set Future rebounded from New Wave Tournament losses to score their first set of gold. Jet Set Future, the new Tag Team Champions of Wrestling Wrestling. ***1/2 Stars

-6-Man tag action continued as tag champs Tack Angel and Swift teamed with the rookie Cherub Kid against SinDOS and Troy. Crazy hybrid action, with high fliers mixing it up with large brawlers. Late in the match Tack and Swift were on the outside fighting off SinDOS while Cherub Kid unfortunately found himself alone with Troy, who floored him with a Punt Kick. Avion tagged himself in and hit his sXe Splash followed by the pin. WAR continues to have the upper hand in the matches of the evening. Momentum for SinDOS ahead of their title shot against Tack and Swift. ***Stars

-Main event of the night saw EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega and Sal Paradise engage in the 6th match of their Best of Seven. Sal Paradise chose a special guest referee in Nerdler, who was obviously in the tank for the so called People's Choice. Camilo fought regardless to show Sal he wasn't going to lay down even if the odds were against him. Sal had his run of the match and blatantly cheated right in front of Nerdler, even taking Mac's brass knuckles to bust the champ open hard. Camilo did manage to lock in the Saka-Otoshi, but Nerdler forced him to break it up. The fans were having any of this, but chanted for Camilo to somehow pull through. Late in the match Sal Paradise locked Camilo in the Paradise Lock, and despite Camilo grabbing the ropes Nerdler called the match for Sal as a Submission victory. The fans were livid at the disgraceful showing from Sal Paradise, who gloated and treated the submission win like the real deal. **Stars

After the match, Director of Wrestling Ness made his way out to the stage.

Ness: Well well well, it seems that WAR has had their run of EBW tonight, and it would ALMOST seem like you got one over on me by letting you call the shots of this match. I mean, you made a mockery of the whole series and proved that you're willing to cut throats to win the EBW World Championship. Not really the behavior of a voice for the people is it? Well that's alright, Camilo Ortega had it figured that you would make the match impossible to win, but I think he deserves a hand for still giving it his all and proving why he really is the best of the best right now. Well Sal, you got what you wanted and now.....now I get what I want. See, I told you that you could call the shots of this match if you didn't complain about what happens next. You just wanted to even out the win count I know, but that leaves one match. One match that we will see at Zero Hour. One match that Camilo Ortega will get to decide! That's right, the EBW World Champion will get to decide the final encounter, and he has until Xperience to reveal it. Unlike you, he will give you proper time to prepare, and you better prepare, because the man who walks the Path of Heaven will rule over the final battle...



EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center
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1. Wildstyle Tables: Chu Chu beat Retro Hippie (1:34) via Chokeslam through Table
2. 6-Man Infinity Division: Shadow/Hotlanta/Dark Bolshoi beat Curry Man/Randy no Kachi/Generator (10:20) via Hotlanta Bellerophon Bomb on Curry Man -> Pin
3. 6-Man Hybrid Tag: Jamie OD/Shadow/Maurice beat Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X/Amigo (9:44) via Jamie OD Penalty Kick on Kinniku Mike -> Pin
4. Sparkle Singles: Lady M's beat Janine (3:50) via Referee Stoppage
5. Wildstyle The Wrestling Tag Team Championships of Wrestling Wrestling: Grind/Switchback beat Keith Karnage(c)/Rex Ratz(c) (3:44) via Switchback Rolling Shooting Star Press on Karnage -> Pin -> New Champions!
6. 6-Man Tag: Avion/Metrion/Troy beat Tack Angel/Swift/Cherub Kid (8:36) via Avion sXe Flip on Cherub Kid -> Pin
7. EBW World Championship Best of Seven Sal's Choice: Sal Paradise beat Camilo Ortega(c) Special Referee: Nerdler (9:14) via Paradise Lock -> "Submission" (Camilo 3 - Sal 3)

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The EBW World Champion, Camilo Ortega, finishes his road work and goes directly to the camera man.

The Seventh Match *sighs* We have come to his point, Sal... I wish I could tell this has been a wonderful experience. I wish I could say you have been my toughest opponent. I wish I could say that I'm closer to Heaven... but, no! You and your friend Jamie O.D. have proven to be nothing but unworthy people to be involved with the World Title that I bear. Speaking of your friend... let me tell both of you a story you probably heard before. There was once an old man, walking home from work. He was walking in the snow, and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake, and he brought it home, and he took care of it, and he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as that snake was well enough, it bit the old man. And as the old man lay there dying he asked the snake, 'Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life.' And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, 'You stupid old man. I'm a snake.'
So, before I reveal the stipulation for our final encounter... Sal, Jamie... you have to ask yourselves. 'Who's the Snake?'

Camilo continues with his road work. [Fade to black]

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Announcer: Zero Hour is just around the corner, and the card has been finalized. All that is left is two announcements. What matches will Trevor Mach and DA engage in for 3 Stages of Hell, and what match will EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega pick for his final confrontation with Sal Paradise? These answers as well as the finals in the New Wave Tournament all on a brand new Xperience!

EBW: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Tag: Amigo/Generator vs. Hotlanta/Avion
2. Infinity Tag: Firebrand X/Bolshoi vs. Shadow/Dark Bolshoi
3. No Rules Singles: Tack Angel vs. Metrion
4. New Wave Tournament Final: Antonio Daman vs. Doctor Degrees
5. 6-Man Tag: Camilo Ortega/Kinniku Mike/Swift vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Maurice



w00t: We're in the money! Alright, so maybe not, BUT I was able to pay off a ton of debts with the money we've been making. We're not hemorrhaging money like a bleeding hemophiliac anymore at least. We're keeping costs low by staying in this pit called a Parking Lot, and by bringing in guys like Tack Angel we've got big draws. Draws that brings in fans to see that our little promotion has some entertaining talent to boot. Things got even better when Jet Set Future decided to challenge Ratz and Karnage for the tag belts. They won in big fashion on EBW's flagship show. That's good exposure. They showed up for a rematch at our last show and retained in a good match. Simon Stuart blew off steam from a recent loss by beating Blue Lightning via Backbreaker. Onisuiken took some time off, but rebounded with a win over UT. Main event saw Tack Angel come back again and team with Chu Chu against Ishijima and RA. Great main event with Tack getting the win. We're on a bit of a roll and for once I'm enjoying this whole thing.  

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EBW Parking Lot
The EBW Network

1. The Wrestling Tag Team Championship of Wrestling Wrestling: Grind(c)/Switchback(c) beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (6:58) via Grind Rolling Shooting Star Press on Ratz -> Pin -> 1st Defense
2. Singles: Simon Stuart beat Blue Lightning (8:11) via Backbreaker -> Pin
3. Singles: Onisuiken beat Ultimo Tiger (4:32) via Oni Koroshi -> Pin
4. Tag Team: Tack Angel/Chu Chu beat Mike Ishijima/RA (10:22) via Tack Angel Driver on RA -> Pin

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Mr. Lu: Are you sure this is what you really want, Jessica?



Jessica:  Besides I've never been more sure about anything when it comes to wrestling, but I am sure about this. I want it BADLY. And I just signed the waiver, didn't I?

Mr. Lu: You did. And I have no further issues now. So as absurd as your request is, it will be as you wish and I will make it happen.

Jessica: Thank you very much.



Lady M's: STOP JESSICA, DON'T DO THIS!

Jessica: Too late, Tali, it's a done deal.

Lady M's: Is this true, Mr. Lu?

Mr. Lu: I'm afraid so, M's. She just signed the waiver for the match, so it's out of my hands now. It's now officially gonna be you and Jessica teaming up to face the team of Sarah and Siren, with the winners becoming the SPARKLE Twin Star Champions at THE BIG BANG!

Lady M's: Damn it, Jessica, what have you done?

Jessica: I made a choice, Tali. A choice to stand by you just like you been deciding to stand by me and protect me. I won't let you fight this battle alone. If I die, then so be it. It will be worth it. Cause I will have died for something worth fighting for. *Walks out of the office without saying another word*

Lady M's: *Smiling* It's finally happened Lu. It's finally happened at last.

Mr. Lu: What has finally happened, M's?

Lady M's: Somebody from this New Generation finally understands what it means to be a wrestler.

Mr. Lu: *Thinks about it for a few moments* I think you are right. But she's still probably gonna die, you know.

Lady M's: Not if I have anything to say about it, she won't.

*The scene now fades out to a close from there.*

Lucca: You heard it here folks, that match will take up at THE BIG BANG! More on the PPV's full card to come after this week's SPARKLE MAX. And besides teaming up with Lady M's to face Sarah and Siren at the PPV, Jessica will face off against Sarah in singles action on the final MAX before the PPV. Here is the full card.....*


SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Singles Match: Brooke Carter w/ Miss April VS Kei Akiyama w/ Kayla Sparkz
2.) Tag Team Match: Erica and Rayne VS The Great Mura and Nikki Roxx
3.) Tag Team Match: Heather Mach and Zoe Malibu VS Tracy and Melanie Cruise w/ Tess
4.) Singles Match: Jessica w/ Lady M's VS Sarah w/ Siren

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Destroyer A: Do you hear that Trevor Mach? It's the seconds of your pathetic waste of a life ticking down. How fitting that Zero Hour is the day you die.

Trevor Mach: Spare me the blah blah blah. Before we start I want to note in advance that I am rubber and you are glue. Anything that comes from you will bounce off of me, the rubber, and go right back to you, the glue. So now that we've got that out of the way I'm glad you at least had the balls to come up here and face me.

Destroyer A: Ha! Do you think that I fear you?

Trevor Mach: No, but I really think you should. Cause you've pissed me off more than anyone has ever pissed me off before. You got me so mad I'm actually laughing about it. I doubt you'll take me to Hell, but you have sent me on a one way trip to crazy town I'll tell you that much.

Destroyer A: Mad and crazy, that's nothing new, and yet I'm still trying to understand why I should fear you.

Trevor Mach: Cause angry and crazy people do angry and crazy things DA! People always say if you lose it you lose your focus, and I think that's bullshit. See, I want to beat you so bad SO BAD....that I'm staring daggers through you at all times. I'm not unfocused, I'm not afraid, and I'm currently lacking the voice in my head that tells me to stay down, so in this match you had better actually finish the job if you don't want me coming after you again and again and again and again AND AGAIN! BOOSH! You dug up old skeletons that I wanted to keep buried. You're hurt me, my friends, my family, and the company that was placed under my responsibility. You're trying to ruin it all and take away every last good thing in my life for what? Revenge? It's pathetic to see what DA has come to. You used to be bigger than that. You used to be 10 feet tall to me. Now, you're nothing. You're not in my head, I'm in your head DA. I OWN YOU!

Destroyer A: You think this is just about petty revenge? This was a calling. All along the voice of an angel guided me on my quest to dethrone the might Machismo and topple the self righteous atop the EBW tower.

Trevor Mach: You're delusional too huh? Two psychos killing each other in 3 Stages of Hell. This ought to be a lot of fun.

Destroyer A: Fun for the victory maybe, but the ultimate end for the loser.

Trevor Mach: Let's get down to it. Match one should be No Rules. We skip the games and get right down to it.

Destroyer A: No, the first match is First Blood.

Trevor Mach: Better! Next match will be a Landmine Deathmatch. First man to fall on the landmine and .......well you get the idea.

Destroyer A: I'll make sure there is nothing left of you.

Trevor Mach: If we both survive to a third match I saw cage it up. Only one of us is going to walk out of that bloodbath.

Destroyer A: Agreed.

Trevor Mach: See, we can still talk it out bro, but the time for talking is over. No more bantering back and forth, no more wise cracks, and no more bullshit. At Zero Hour, I'm ready to send you back to Hell.

Destroyer A: Are you now? Are you really ready for this? Are you ready for the end?

Trevor Mach: I'm ready for any challenge that is stupid enough to get in my way. I'm too much of a stubborn jackass to die again DA. You got me once, I'm going to make you pay for it.



The final stop before Zero Hour had arrived. No more games between EBW and WAR, as the first pay per view since the factional conflict was drawing close. The championship would be on the line, the fate of the EBW Boss was on the line, anything could happen. Tonight's show would be the last chance to make a statement, and it would be the night that Camilo Ortega, the EBW World Champion, would reveal to Sal Paradise his Zero Hour fate...

-Amigo and Generator teamed against Hotlanta and Avion of Jigoku Gundan in Infinity Tag action to open the show. Amigo and FBX were participating in separate matches to warm up for their Zero Hour battle, and you could tell Amigo was in high gear trying to show he could surpass the Rookie King. Hotlanta and Avion made for an odd teaming while Amigo was able to fit right in with the high energy style of Mr. High Voltage. They worked a bunch of combo moves where Amigo would take the opponent to the ground while Generator went high risk. That would win them the match as Amigo tried to German Hotlanta, but was unable to until Hot's rival Generator hit a top rope dropkick that lead to the pin and the win. Hot match that showed Amigo is ready for his first shot at the Infinity Division Championship. ****Stars

-The Rookie King did not fair as well as his Zero Hour opponent when he teamed with Bolshoi against Shadow and the Dark Bolshoi. A hot match, but the battle of the Bolshois took precedence in the ring, leading Hot and Avion to try and mess with Firebrand on the outside. He fought off Jigoku Gundan, but by then Dark Bolshoi had knocked out his jolly counterpart and assisted Shadow in a Shadow Driver before the pin. ***Stars

-Tack Angel is about to take an unknown journey into marriage, but that didn't stop him from treading into unfamiliar territory against Metrion in a No Rules Battle. A bloody brawl with weapons aplenty being tossed into the ring. The Pushpin Seraphim wrestled his more traditional style until the master of Gorecore got hold of a light tube and busted it over Tack's head. As the blood trickled Metrion quickly capitalized with a shopping cart he rammed repeatedly into Tack's head. He grabbed the tag champ and ripped his shirt off before slamming him in the chest with a chair. Amy Taylor came out to cheer Tack on, and when Metrion turned to Amy Tack quickly snapped into action, forcing the chair into Metrion's face before hitting a spin kick that knocked him to the mat. Tack went hardcore with skull shattering chair shots. He forced Metrion into a corner and tried to land a chair assisted TaToBa Kick from the top rope, but Metrion rolled out of the ring and Tack crashed into the chair the hard way. Metrion threatened Amy Taylor on the outside until Tack recovered and slammed him hard into the steel steps. He dragged the goth back into the ring and placed him on top of a table. With a rage we rarely see from Tack Angel, he lifted Metrion up on the table for an Angel Driver that sent them both crashing through, sending the fans into a frenzy. Tack covered Metrion for the 1-2-3 and won the No Rules bloodbath. Great showing from Tack Angel. ****Stars

-Antonio Daman and Doctor Degrees came to the EBW ring in very different ways, but the two would meet on this night to see who would win the New Wave Tournament and take on Noah Jennings for the Eagleland Championship at Zero Hour. Interesting match with two different styles that really clashed and made for something different. Antonio's flashy and fluid joshi inspired moves versus Doctor Degrees and his scientific method to the match. After a quick opening exchange, Antonio got the better of the good Doctor by slamming him with a German Suplex. He went high risk with a Diving Double Foot Stomp, but Degrees rolled out of the ring and Antonio looked to have landed badly on his left knee. Degrees targeted both the knee and the pelvic area that he knew was reconstructed being the EBW physician and all. He attempted to get a submission with the Schroedinger Special, but the referee could not see well enough to know if Antonio was tapping. Doctor Degrees forced Antonio up into a corner and attempted to spear him with the Particle Collider, but Antonio hopped over the top rope and came back around with the Tiger Feint when Degrees hit the corner. Antonio succeeded with the Diving Double Foot Stomp on the second attempt and finished Degrees off by lifting him for his finisher called the Daman Cutie Special before getting the pin. Daman won an excellent match and the New Wave Tournament. He is the man who will be facing Noah Jennings at Zero Hour for the Eagleland Championship, and the ladies in the crowd loved that outcome. Big pop from the female demo. ***1/2 Stars 

After the match Nerma raced to the back to try and get a word with Antonio Daman, but she reached him just in time to see a beating at the hands of Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings.



Nerma: STOP IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ANTONIO!?

Noah Jennings: Silence woman! Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings dammit! I can do whatever I want! If I want to wrap this chair around the head of this pretty boy I will do so! You like that Daman? How about ANOTHER! This is what happens when you try to cross me. You may have the women flocking after you like sheep, but I have the money, the gold, and with WAR I have the power. In the end those women will end up in my bed, because we all know what really turns a girl on. It's all about the size of the .....wallet. I'm Noah Jennings. Try not to forget it.....Antonio.

-Main event time, as EBW Champion Camilo Ortega lead his veteran partners Swift and Kinniku Mike against Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Maurice of WAR. The inclusion of WAR in place of Troy was obvious, as Mike was now splitting his focus and anger between Jamie and his former friend. Little Mac was also out there to give his team an overall edge. Sal and Jamie were strong as tandem like always, with the goal of Lovekick being to take down the champion Camilo. Sal had Camilo in the Paradise Lock while Jamie OD repeatedly rushed in with kicks to the face. Camilo was hanging on until Swift rushed in to POUNCE OD out of the ring and onto Mike who took him to the ground with a side slam. The two battled outside of the ring, with Mac tossing Jamie his soccer ball that he kicked right into Mike's face knocking him out. Back in the ring Camilo recovered and was letting Sal have it until Maurice came in with the brass knuckles and clocked Camilo right into Sal's Roll Up Pin leading to a cheap win for WAR before Zero Hour. ***Stars

Sal, Jamie, Maurice, and celebrated as they walked up the ramp before they saw the EBW World Champion start to smirk in the ring with a microphone in hand.

Camilo Ortega: Sal, your cheap tricks get you another win. Does it really matter though? Does it really make you think that you have accomplished something? Facing me man to man in a fair fight, proving who really is the best, that would be proving something. I'm not even asking you to be a great man....just a man. A man who will show everyone just how much this title means to them by facing me one last time with no tricks and no outside help. Then history can sort out what kind of man you really are. That is how you try and truly beat a man who walks the path of Heaven. That's the kind of match you and I are going to have at Zero Hour. Our final battle won't be marred or ruined by anything. It will be the two of us settling this once and for all......in an I Quit match.

Sal Paradise: WHAT?! AN I QU-

Jamie OD: Whoa you almost said it just now! HA!

Sal Paradise: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CAN NOT DO THAT CAMILO! YOU GREEN ROOKIE BASTARD! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

Camilo Ortega: I can and I am. Walking the path of Heaven......I'm the man who will rule over......you. 



EBW: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Tag: Amigo/Generator beat Hotlanta/Avion (6:18) via Amigo German Suplex on Hotlanta -> Pin
2. Infinity Tag: Shadow/Dark Bolshoi beat Firebrand X/Bolshoi (8:44) via Shadow Driver on Bolshoi -> Pin
3. No Rules Singles: Tack Angel beat Metrion (9:09) via Angel Driver through Table -> Pin
4. New Wave Tournament Final: Antonio Daman beat Doctor Degrees (12:35) via Daman Cutie Special -> Pin
5. 6-Man Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Maurice beat Camilo Ortega/Kinniku Mike/Swift (10:20) via Sal Paradise Roll Up on Ortega -> Pin

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Trevor Mach: Tali? You made it! I figured you'd be busy with Sparkle.

Lady M's: Yeah, well we both know I should be here right now considering what you're doing.....I mean really....what are you doing Trevor?

Trevor Mach: What do you mean?

Lady M's: You just got back on you feet after this guy killed you. Your heart stopped, you weren't breathing, you weren't doing anything. He effectively shut down Mr. Machismo. Now you're going into a situation where he could possibly do worse?

Trevor Mach: That's right.

Lady M's: ......Alright...just checking.....crazy bastard.

Trevor Mach: Worried about me Waifu?

Lady M's: I don't get worried. Just don't get killed....again. Unlike everyone else, I don't mind having you around so much.

Trevor Mach: I know what you're saying....Love you too. See ya after the show.



The countdown is over, as EBW has reached Zero Hour, a show that will shape the future of the company, with WAR on the assault, Sal Paradise trying to end the championship run of Camilo Ortega, and Destroyer A trying to end the life of the Boss Trevor Mach. EBW returns to an old home in Onett, to sell out the New Onett Dome on a night that promises to be full of wrestling action and excitement.

-Opening match saw Bolshoi return to action to take on his dark doppelganger Dark Bolshoi, with the loser being forced to leave EBW. Generator, Randy no Kachi, and Curry Man kept Jigoku Gundan busy on the outside, while the clowns engaged in perfectly symmetrical violence. Hilarious and chaotic exchanges, Dark Bolshoi taking things more seriously, while Bolshoi clowned around and played up the crowd. Dark Bolshoi frustrations lead to the goofy clown getting the better of his evil clone and he managed to hit the Bolshoi Bomb before getting the pin and the win. Bolshoi's comeback is complete, and Dark Bolshoi is forced out of Jigoku Gundan, WAR, and EBW. ***Stars

-The Eagleland Championship was on the line next, as Noah Jennings battled New Wave Tournament winner Antonio Daman. Daman came in with the female demo firmly behind him, but was at a disadvantage from the injuries he sustained at the hands of Noah Jennings just days ago on Xperience. Antonio still forced Noah out of the ring in the opening seconds and caught him with a dive through the ropes and a senton off the apron. Noah retaliated back in the ring and caught Daman with a big spinebuster and went to work on him in the corner. Jennings hit several hard slams on Daman, but Antonio rolled him up for a nearfall. Jennings immediately took down Antonio and went for a delayed vertical suplex, but Daman escaped and dropped Noah with a painful dropkick, painful for both. Daman tried going high risk with a Diving Double Foot Stomp, but Noah rolled out of the way and tossed powder into Daman's face upon landing. The blinded Daman fell right into a Stock Market Crash and was pinned for the defense. Noah worms his way out of another loss and retains the belt. ***Stars

-One of the bigger matches on the card saw Amigo finally get his Infinity Division Championship shot against the Double Crown Rookie King Firebrand X. Shadow was the only Jigoku Gundan member to appear, but only in a spectator role, as two friends were about to put on a classic battle. After a handshake the two went back and forth with exchanges, holds, and counter holds. Neither man could get the upper hand during the early stages. The pace picked up and they exchanged quick pinfall attempts before coming to another stalemate. After an exchange of counters, FBX wiped out Amigo with a springboard moonsault to the outside. Firebrand had the advantage, but Amigo fired back with a series of suplexes, including one that smashed FBX against a ring post. Firebrand and Amigo battled to the top of the post with Amigo attempting to land a top rope german, but Firebrand tossed him to the mat and instead attempted a Phoenix Splash that Amigo escaped from, leading to Firebrand smashing to the mat and getting very nearly pinned. Firebrand recovered as the crowd went wild between hot exchanges and slams. Eventually Amigo attempted his rolling Olympic Hell, but Firebrand escaped and turned it into a Kimura. Amigo fought to get out of a submission himself and made it to the ropes before the tap. Match continued like this with more near falls, as the opponents were very evenly matched. However, late in the match, Firebrand  beat Amigo at his own game, rolling out of a German attempt, getting behind Amigo, and slamming him with a German of his own. He was not going to be able to get Amigo to tap, so Firebrand went high risk again with a Phoenix Splash that connected this time before going for the pin. 1-2-KICKOUT! Amigo barely survived, so Firebrand went to the well one more time and connected with another Phoenix Splash before getting the 1-2-3 and the win. Firebrand X continues to makes records with a 9th title defense. Good show of respect after the match, as Amigo and Firebrand hugged, and Amigo raised his friend's hand. Classy ending to a classic match. ****1/2 Stars

Swift: Come on Tack, let's go kick some Emo ass! >:C

Tack Angel: I wouldn't say "Emo" Swift. It would sound better to call them....Joyously Challenged....

Swift: ...... >:C

Tack Angel: Or emo....emo works....whatever.

Amy Taylor: Tack!

Swift: Oh God.

Tack Angel: Give me just a minute Swift. Hey future bride to be! Come to wish me luck?

Amy Taylor: I want you to be careful out there. I can't marry you if you're in body cast you know.

Tack Angel: Well you could, but it would be awkward....and the honeymoon would suck and-

Amy Taylor: So oblivious like always. Just be careful alright.

Tack Angel: I will, cause I have a reason to. We're going to win tonight and then.....we're finally getting married.

Amy Taylor: You bet we are.

Swift: Your joy annoys me Tack.....quit that shit! >:C

Tack Angel: Right....sorry....let's go get em Swift.

Swift: About damn time. >:C

Amy Taylor: Good luck....Tack.

-Tag Team Championships were on the line next, as Tack and Swift put the belts on the line against he devious and brutal SinDOS tandem. SinDOS isolated Swift during the early stages of the match to keep the raw power in check. They worked over Callihan for a long period of time. Swift powered out of the SinDOS corner and made the hot tag, with running wild on the challengers. Tack hit a big TaToBa on Metrion off the top, but Avion made the save. Avion and Metrion hit a tandem lung blower on Tack, but Swift made the blind tag and sent Metrion to the outside with a POUNCE. Tack wanted tagged back in, and Amy Taylor's husbando to be hit Avion with an Angel Driver before getting the pin. Solid defense for the Tag Team Champions. WAR will have to wait another day to get tag gold. ***Stars

-Grudge match time, as Kinniku Mike would finally get his hands on the eccentric hooligan that cost him his EWGP Championship, Jamie OD. No playing up to the crowd for the Sex Machine, as he went straight to work against Notorious JOD. Strikes against slams for several minutes, with Jamie's shenanigans bringing out an angry focus in the controversial former champion. Late the match Maurice and Little Mac came out to play distraction with Maurice getting on the ring apron. Mike ran the ropes and bounced him off and onto Mac, but not before Maurice clocked Mike with the brass knuckles. Mike fell to his knees just as Jamie OD readied for a Penalty Kick, and let Mike have several of them before rolling him up for the pin. Dirty tricks give Jamie OD another win, and Maurice's treachery continues. ***Stars

-A month long Best of Seven Series has all come down to this. EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega decided that the final match would be an I Quit match, to show that the winner of this match is truly champion while the loser will have to accept that they have given up. Sal wasted no time, attacking Camilo when he attempted to bow to his opponent. They went to a fast-paced exchange and came to a stalemate. Camilo went for a legsweep, but Sal turned it into a hurricanrana before they came to another stalemate. They went to another big exchange and Camilo hit his signature Judo takedowns on Paradise. The champ went to work on Sal and slammed him into the turnbuckles. Sal fired back and surprised Camilo with the Kokoro Hiraite Kaori x Jujigatame to try and force him to quit. The champ barely showed any sign of pain as he calmly made it to the ropes with his free arm. Sal stomped the arm he was stretching and brought in a mic demanding that the "Green Boy" quit and prove that Sal and WAR are superior. Camilo eventually got back to his feet only for Sal to bash him in the head with the mic and return to stomping him. Sal attempted this a second time only to eat canvas from an STO. Sal grew frustrated and charged at Camilo only to be taken down time and time again by judo style takedowns. Long and tiring match for both men, but it was for the most part a fair fight devoid of outside interference or weapons. Just two wrestlers wrestling. Late in the match Sal had Camilo on the ground. Every time he tried to get up Sal would clock him with a kick or a harsh elbow, screaming for him to stay down and give up. One final attempt lead to Camilo catching Sal in the Saka-Otoshi. Sal panicked and thrashed around trying to get to the ropes. The crowd was going crazy as Camilo kept him in the center of the ring and forced him to tap, but that wasn't enough. Sal had the most disgusted and dejected look on his face when he finally said the words "I Quit" Camilo Ortega had survived the Best of Seven, and survived Sal Paradise. ****Stars

-It was now time for the main event of Zero Hour and that always means 3 Stages of Hell. This year Trevor Mach, the Boss of EBW and Destroyer A, the man that nearly finished Mr. Machismo would face off in the grudge match of grudge matches. No holds barred in this environment, as the two heated rivals would continue a war starting years before EBW. Two would enter Hell, but only one would escape. Who would it be? Trevor Mach wasted no time, rushing to DA and letting the kicks and knees fly. DA promptly picked Trevor up into a powerful bear hug and tried to squeeze the life out of him. The first stage of the match was First Blood, so Trevor took a big risk in headbutting DA to escape, but luckily he wasn't busted open. DA ran over Trevor like a train, using raw power in place of fancy wrestling moves and holds. Nothing about the brutal DA was civilized here. Trevor fought back with high knees and take down attempts so he could work away at DA until he sprouted some blood, but to no avail. DA slammed Trevor into the corner and tackled him repeatedly. Trevor leaped over one attempted and DA backed right into a Reverse Trevorplex!, but DA sat right up. Trevor tried to go for a Macha Ye, but DA jumped up, grabbed Trevor by the throat, and easily slammed him hard to the mat. Backstage you could see the two different factions watching on monitors. The WAR crowd seemed jovial as DA picked Trevor up off the mat just to toss him down again carelessly. DA then pulled barbed wire out of one of his gloves and placed it around Trevor's neck before tossing him over the top rope. Trevor managed to avoid being hanged, but the wire scrapped up his face upon removal and caused him to bleed profusely. DA won the first of the 3 Stages.

The ring crew placed a landmine into the ring for the next stage. The landmine deathmatch would only end when someone is caught in a vicious explosion. DA tried to immediately finish off Mr. Machismo by slamming him into the mine, but Trevor rolled out of the way and rolled DA into an armbreaker that he refused to let go. DA showed his first signs of pain as he fought to get up to his feet and dropped Trevor to the mat though he refused to let up on the arm. Finally Trevor managed to get his legs around DA's head and flung him over the top rope to the ground. Trevor jumped off the ring only get caught and slammed into the guard rails over and over. Trevor unabashedly head butted DA over and over unafraid of blood and this point and eventually broke free before whipping his rival into the ring steps. He tried pulling off DA's mask to lead him back into the ring. It was here that Trevor used all of his strength to lift DA up for a Trevorplex! onto the mine, causing both to get caught in the explosion, but DA's back landed on the mine giving Trevor the win here.

Both men looked hurt and shell shocked after the boom. DA had a burn on his back, but it could have been worse had it been a proper mine. Trevor and DA slowly climbed to their feet as the cage lowered around them for the final stage. DA was wobbling from the blast and this allowed Trevor to blast him the back over and over with kicks. He took DA to his knees and elbowed away at the burn. He forced DA into a clinch and kneed him repeatedly, but even after all of that he couldn't get the pin. He tried to whip DA into the cage, but DA retaliated and tossed him into it, nearly taking out a wall of the cage in the process. DA now tried to place a foot on Trevor to get the pin, but the Boss got an arm up and slowly tried to crawl up the cage while DA kicked and stomped at him. However, DA was staggered by a spinning elbow followed by a high knee. Both men limped to the center of the ring where they dropped all pretenses and just started trading punches. Trevor got the upper hand with the fans on his side, as he punched and kicked DA down to size. When he had him on his knees he put all over his anger and frustration into a giant Macha Ye that blasted DA in the face, ripping his mask off in the process. As he tried to cover himself, Trevor rolled up Destroyer A for the final 1-2-3! The Boss had overcome his nightmare and paid back the man who very nearly took his life. ****1/2 Stars

After the match Trevor Mach grabbed DA's mask and a microphone he looked to be sizing up DA for another Macha Ye from the knee with the harsh metal leg brace.

Trevor Mach: DA! Don't hunt what you can't kill! I told you that I'm too stubborn to stay down. Unlike some younger guys though I have a feeling I'm going to really regret this one tomorrow. Now comes the time where I can end you. One Macha Ye with this brace, and I can do to you what you did to me. I almost think it's what you want, me to drop to your level, and while most of the time I don't care what people think and I go by my own rules. In this case.....I'm going to do something different. Ending you now would be too easy for you. I'm going to make you pay by doing the one thing you wouldn't expect. DA.....I'm sorry I threw you out of Fenrir, and for all you've done to me.....I forgive you. No hard feelings right bro?! You see what I did there?! I'm being merciless with my mercy! HAHAHA! So you have a great night and you can tell the rest of WAR, that THEY can suck it, and that they are NEXT! BOOSH!

Trevor Mach climbed the cage to celebrate the end of Zero Hour...



EBW: Zero Hour 2012
New Onett Dome
Pay Per View

1. Infinity Singles Loser Leaves EBW: Bolshoi beat Dark Bolshoi (6:56) via Bolshoi Bomb -> Pin -> Dark Bolshoi Leaves EBW
2. Eagleland Championship: Noah Jennings(c) beat Antonio Daman (8:00) via Stock Market Crash -> Pin -> 3rd Defense
3. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Amigo (13:03) via Phoenix Splash -> Pin -> 9th Defense
4. Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Swift(c) beat Avion/Metrion (9:09) via Tack Angel Driver on Avion -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
5. Singles: Jamie OD beat Kinniku Mike (8:09) via Penalty Kick -> Pin
6. EBW World Championship Best of Seven I Quit: Camilo Ortega(c) beat Sal Paradise (18:21) via Saka-Otoshi -> Sal Quits -> 2nd Defense
7. 3 Stages of Hell: Trevor Mach beat Destroyer A (34:40) 2-1
-First Blood Match: Destroyer A beat Trevor Mach (6:02) via Barbwire Choke -> First Blood
-Landmine Deathmatch: Trevor Mach beat Destroyer A (15:50) via Trevorplex! on Landmine -> Explosion
-Cage: Trevor Mach beat Destroyer A (34:40) via Macha Ye -> Pin

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Lady M's: Trevor? Are you still in here? Show's been over for a while now and I'm ready to head home. Are you-

Trevor Mach: Tali.

Lady M's: Trevor? You alright?

Trevor Mach: I....I don't know. My hands won't stop shaking.

Lady M's: Your hands?

Trevor Mach: Tail, I don't feel right. I feel like....something is broken. I can't stop my hands.....help me.



Announcer: It feels like a new day in EBW, after WAR was thwarted in their latest attempt at a hostile takeover. That doesn't mean that the threat is over, but for the first time in months we can take a sigh of relief. EBW Champion Camilo Ortega was joined by Tag Team Champions Tack Angel and Swift, as well as Double Crown Champion Firebrand X to celebrate the victory with a big press conference. It was there that WAR let EBW know that it wasn't over.



Reporter #1: Mr. Ortega, how does it feel to have survived the Best of Seven, and what are your plans as Champion now? What's next for the "Ruler of All"?

Camilo Ortega: I feel justified in my life path, but I would feel that way regardless of my win or loss. No matter what I will continue to be the shining light that brings hope to EBW. I'm all the hope you'll ever need.

Reporter #2: Firebrand X, you now hold the record for the most defenses of any title in EBW. How does that make you feel?

Firebrand X: I feel like I need to prepare for the defense of the Maelstrom Openweight Championship. Amigo was the greatest opponent of my title reign, and when he comes from this title he's going to be even stronger.

Reporter #1: Getting a lot of vague cryptic responses here. Swift, can you-

Swift: >:C

Reporter #1: I mean Tack, you're probably riding on cloud 9 right now with the coming nuptials. How does it feel to finally become a married man?

Tack Angel: It's something I've thought about for a long time. Of course I couldn't ask her before cause I was broke and unaware of the "pay window". Ever here of it? They give you money there. It's amazing.

Amy Taylor: *sigh* Typical Tack.

Tack Angel: Things are coming up Tack right now, and for once I'm going to enjoy it. You hear that world, I'm going to enjoy it dammit! No one is going to stop m-

Retro Hippie: HOLD IT! You think this is over!? The scorned and rejected are don't give up so easily! We're just getting started! You guys have no idea what we have in store for you. You think you've got it all figured out, but WAR holds the key to power in our hands.

Swift: ....Hippies.. >:C

Tack Angel: Camilo and Firebrand do more than enough cryptic talking on their own, so why don't you spell it out for us. What you do have figured out, and how do you think you have so much power?

Retro Hippie: We were gifted the power to enact revenge and true justice.....by the voice of an angel.

Tack Angel: Well, this Angel didn't tell you diddly do da! Camilo, you walk the Path of Heaven. Run into any angels on the way telling you about how awesome WAR is?

Camilo Ortega: Can't say I did.

Tack Angel: Sounds like a bunch of Bolshoi Bologna to me.

Amy Taylor: Security, escort those men away from the press conference.

Camilo Ortega: Wait.....it occurs to me that Wildstyle matches can happen at any place and any time. Is that correct Ness?

Ness: You got it.

Retro Hippie: Would you look at the time, we gotta get going. CHEESE IT BOYS! You'll be sorry EBW! The voice of an angel will shatter your world forever! AHHHH!!!!

Amy Taylor: Pathetic.

Tack Angel: I wouldn't say pathetic....more like....courageously challenged.

Amy Taylor: ......

Tack Angel: Alright you're right...pathetic.

Ryan IQ: This concludes the Press Conference for the day. Thank you all and-

Reporter #2: Wait! One more question Mr. Vice President. Now that the Boss Trevor Mach has defeated Destroyer A in the 3 Stages of Hell, will he return to his place of power? In fact....where is Mr. Mach?

Ryan IQ: .....I don't know....on both accounts. Thank you and have a good day everyone.

Ness: ....Trevor...



*SLAM!*

Trevor Mach: Bullshit!

Lady M's: Hm?

Doctor Degrees: I'm afraid it's not Trevor. The results are very telling.

Trevor Mach: The results are bullshit!

Doctor Degrees: You suffered severe and long term nerve damage and head trauma. You had just recovered from a life threatening condition and then you went into that match. What did you think was going to happen?

Trevor Mach: I was THINKING that my physician....YOU....would be able to treat the problems with that machine of yours!

Doctor Degrees: That's for physical injuries, and we saw the extent of what it could do. You were never 100% in that match in the first place. Trevor, you threw yourself onto a landmine! You allowed a much larger and stronger man to slam your head against the mat repeatedly!

Trevor Mach: I KNOW THAT!

Doctor Degrees: Funny, cause you seemed to forget why you were here earlier.

Lady M's: Doc, what's going on here?

Doctor Degrees: Your husband is quite frankly in bad shape. Permanent nerve damage and head trauma like I said. Years of abuse to one's body and this will happen. Frankly I'm surprised it hasn't happened to you too.

Lady M's: I learned to tuck my head into chest on really bad falls. It looks like this goofball never quite figured that part out.

Trevor Mach: Wait what did I do?

Lady M's: *sigh* He's always been scatterbrained. This isn't a problem it's just him.

Doctor Degrees: I'm afraid it IS a problem. Notice the trouble he's having turning his neck to the left? The distant look in his eyes?

Trevor Mach: Doc, you're crazy. I'm fine!

Doctor Degrees: Oh yeah? Why are your hands still shaking?

Trevor Mach: ....Cause I'm....shut up.

Doctor Degrees: Noticing the numbness yet?

Trevor Mach: As long as I can still tell when I'm copping a feel on my wife it's fine!

Lady M's: Oh brother.

Doctor Degrees: Trevor, this is a serious condition you've got. You can't just wave it away. Your mental condition is being called into question here. How can you be expected to run a company? With nerve damage, twitching, and numbness, how can you expect your muscles to-

Trevor Mach: MUSCLES CAN'T BEAT THE HEART DOC!

Doctor Degrees: What does that even mean?

Lady M's: You know what? I think Trevor's fine. We're going to go home now.

Doctor Degrees: Mrs. Mach, this is a serious situation and you can't just claim that Trevor is alright on a hunch.

Lady M's: I know he's alright Doc. I know Trevor, do act like you fucking do. The moment he stops spouting those stupid and cheesy 80's lines.....that's when you can start worrying.

Doctor Degrees: ......Do be careful.....please.

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Trevor Mach: Tack? Hey Tack!



Trevor Mach: Thinking about jumping? It's a terrible idea trust me. The fall wouldn't be far enough and you'd just get wet. Now if we're going for splatter I suggest just standing in the road like me and-

Tack Angel: Very funny, no I'm just thinking.

Trevor Mach: Pre-wedding jitters?

Tack Angel: Not really, just a feeling I've never felt before. It's like being inside on a cold snowy day with a fire and warm blanket....but better.

Trevor Mach: You mean like buying a greasy hotdog and chomping it down while watching an 80's action movie marathon and slowly killing your kidneys with all the whoop ass soda you can drink?

Tack Angel: What? No! It's not like that at all!

Trevor Mach: That's how I would spend my day.

Tack Angel: Yeah, I'm sure you would. Anyways, I think what I'm feeling....is contentment.

Trevor Mach: *Gasp*

Tack Angel: I know right?

Trevor Mach: Fantastic, I'm really happy for you man. Really I am. I know I give ya a hard time, but you're like a brother to me, and I've been waiting years for this. I'm almost as excited as you are.

Tack Angel: Thanks man, that means a lot. I just hope all goes well. Barring a few exceptions, wrestling weddings never actually go well.

Trevor Mach: Hey, you leave that to me. I'll make sure this goes off without a hitch!

Tack Angel: I've heard that before Trevor. You're not the most reliable when it comes to.....things requiring stability.

Trevor Mach: I mean it! I'm the best man and I'm going to see to it that.....that.......what....what was I talking about?

Tack Angel: Hey you alright man? You weren't looking so good for a second there. Why are you hands shaki-

Trevor Mach: Hey, don't worry about any of that. This is your time now bro! Don't forget, we've got a bachelor party to attend.

Tack Angel: Uh oh.....do I absolutely have to?

Trevor Mach: Yes, you absolutely have to. It's gonna be ffffffffffffun! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: Yikes.

*10 Hours Later*



Tack Angel: Oh.....oh my head. What.....what the hell happened?

Trevor Mach: I don't remember....but either Cherub Kid is upside down.....or I am.....

Cherub Kid: Taskete!

Trevor Mach: I don't speak dutch! Now get me down from here! *snort* Anyone else smell that burning?

Tack Angel: Yeah, the parking lot is on fire!

Trevor Mach: Oh.......cool.

Tack Angel: I don't understand how this could happen. All I did was drink some juice last night.

Lady M's: Yeah about that. We put a little gin in your juice.

Tack Angel: What? Why?!

Lady M's: I dunno. Cause it was funny.

Tack Angel: Why are you and Heather laying on a broken table?

Lady M's: If you can't remember, I'm not going  to tell you.

Tack Angel: I can't remember much of anything.

Heather Mach: Probably for the best party animal.

Tack Angel: Oh dear.

Trevor Mach: I think.....I think....of wait...nevermind.

Tack Angel: *sigh* We definitely overdid it, but at least no one is hurt and -

Kinniku Mike: Guys, I don't have time to explain! Long story short, I might have married the female referee!

Trevor Mach: Ha! Now that's funny. I'm gonna go lay down.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Wait, where's Penguin?

Trevor Mach: As you all know, today is a special day for one Tack Angel. Our Pushpin Seraphim is finally getting married to Amy Taylor. It's a big day and a joyous day, so everyone better be happy. Dammit Firebrand, I said be happy! Show a smile! Just kidding man, mask and all, just playing with ya. We're going to have a shortened match order tonight and we're kind of booking on the fly here. Half the roster is barred from the ring, AKA most of WAR, so we'll be doing what we've got to do. Amigo and Kinniku Mike have manned up for the main event. Others get a much needed break tonight like my champions. So yeah...uh.....what were we talking about?

Ness: Allow me Trevor. Tonight we want to  see some great wrestling, but we also need you guys to keep an eye open. We don't want WAR ruining the big event tonight. They took hard losses at Zero Hour and you know they're up to something. I think that about covers it. You got anything else Trevor? Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh...uh....Tack, today is your day big guy. You got anything to say?

Tack Angel: Well I certainly don't see all the need to fuss over me, but I appreciate every you guys are doing. This IS a big day for me, and I hope it all works out. I'm counting on you all.

Trevor Mach: Great! Let's do this! Tack's Wedding Episode BOOSH!



Amy Taylor: I just want to thank all you ladies....and Antonio....for helping me out with this wedding. I mean Heather went shopping with me for everything, Antonio designed my dress, Nerma.....followed Antonio around, and Tali.....well you brought the kegs to my bachelorette party.

Lady M's: You're welcome. I mean they tried to make me wear a dress and drink "champagne"....whatever that shit is. Not happening.

Amy Taylor: Tonight is a night that I will never forget, and I hope it's the same for all of you. I hope nobody ever forgets what's going to happen. I'm finally getting married!

Lady M's: Big whoop....I did it last year. No big deal.

Heather Mach: Tali!

Lady M's: I mean....congratulations....get Tack out of my guest room as quickly as possible.....I just bought a new pool table.



EBW prevailed over WAR at Zero Hour, and now is in the air, as EBW's own Tack Angel will finally tie the knot with EBW Talent Executive Amy Taylor. The Xcite Center is packed, for what should be a joyous occasion. The show was not booked ahead of time, something EBW rarely does, so every match came as a surprise to the EBW fans. The opening contest saw the Infinity Division come out for a #1 Contender Battle Royale.  

-Crazy Infinity Division action, as nearly the entire division filled the ring for an over the top rope battle royale, with the winner getting a shot at Firebrand X and the Infinity Division Championship. A lot of high fliers kept to the mat to keep from getting eliminated, namely Jet Set Future, who relied more on team work to toss Randy no Kachi out surprisingly early. Bolshoi and Generator got the idea and it turned more into a tag team battle. The returning clown Bolshoi managed to toss Grind out of the ring just as Generator was tossing out Switchback. Bolshoi extended his hand for a shake. Mr. High Voltage felt more voltage then he was expecting, as Bolshoi shocked him with a hand buzzer and tossed him over the top rope. Bolshoi is the winner and new #1 Contender. Hater tried to get a reaction from Firebrand after the match, but champ simply awknowledged his next opponent and raised his title up. Will Bolshoi cap off his return with a title win or will Firebrand X become the first EBW champion of any kind to have 10 title defenses? ****Stars

-Antonio Daman and Cherub Kid had a fast rematch from the New Wave Tournament, with the result being very nearly the same. Cherub tried to capitalize on a missed Diving Double Foot Stomp with his own Cherub's Flight, but he too missed the big attack. Antonio managed to hit his Daman Cutie Special, make the ladies swoon, and get the pin. Short match and a good comeback for Antonio Daman after losing his first title challenge. ***Stars

Backstage you could see a table full of gifts, as EBW fans and wrestlers alike, showered the soon to be married couple with all kinds of presents. Another camera panned across the parking lot and outside of the building to show that WAR was nowhere to be seen. Still, the EBW wrestlers not booked for the evening were standing vigilant, keeping an eye open at all times.

-The Wrestling offered a singles match for the next bout, as the Happy Blue Troll Blue Lightning battled Simon Stuart. The son of a legend firmly controlled the opening minutes of the match, but BL managed to escape a suplex attempt and reverse it to gain the upper hand. A high risk Troller Coaster paid off, as Blue Lightning got the pin. Good little match from The Wrestling. ***Stars

Trevor Mach: Where you think you guys are going?

Sal Paradise: We heard there was a wedding going on, didn't want to miss that.

Jamie OD: Wait till you see what I got the blushing bride! HAHAHAHA!

Trevor Mach: Yeah no, you're not getting in here. WAR got their asses kicked at Zero Hour and you personally Sal failed to get the EBW World Championship. In fact, you verbally quit!

Sal Paradise: Yeah yeah yeah whatever, the green boy would be champion had more luck on his side then I thought. I'm going to shake that off and get back to it down the road. WAR has got bigger plans. Us winning at Zero Hour wasn't even our Plan A. We're not going to be stopped.

Trevor Mach: I stopped your leader pretty good I think. Blew him up, bloodied him up, and left him on the mat.

Sal Paradise: Who ever said DA was our leader. We're more like a family. We do things together, and if one of us goes down, two more will take his place to carry the weight of our purpose. Too cryptic for you? Yeah, I hear you're not comprehending things well these days, so let me dumb down for you. We're not done. We're not going anywhere, and we're just getting started. The voice of an angel is going to guide us to ultimate victory over EBW and justice will be served.

Trevor Mach: Whatever....but until then....kindly get the fuck out!

Jamie OD: HAHAHA! You're in so much trouble and you don't even know it!

-Shenanigans ensued as Tag Team Champion Swift teamed with Mrs. Mach herself Lady M's against 4 of the 5 members of Generation Gimmie in a Hybrid Handicap match. Obviously one sided affair, with Swift and M's being two of the toughest fighters around. M's was even fighting the men, elbowing Hippie over and over in the corner till he was spitting teeth. Match ended with Swift POUNCING through the team with M's hitting Hippie with the Go To Sleep to finish it off. ***1/2 Stars

-Main event of the evening saw friends Kinniku Mike and Amigo cross divisions and put everything aside to give the fans a hell of a main event. Big match feel here for an impromptu match, as Amigo and Kinniku Mike always give it everything. A couple of funny and awkward moments occurred during the match, as referee Mo fought to be impartial even though she's apparently gotten married to the controversial Kinniku Mike.   Maurice tried to get involved during a sequence of holds and counters holds. He ran in through the crowd, but Red Shirts were close enough keep him at bay. Very even match that ended in a time limit draw. Amigo and Mike embraced after the match, showing the crowd SURGE Generation respect still existed between the friends. ****Stars

The time had come as the ring crew came out to turn the Xcite Center into a wedding hall for the big moment. A few friends came out on each side of the ramp as Trevor and Tali Mach walked down to the ring together to await the soon to be married couple. Tack came down first looking quite flushed and nervous and then the music hit, as Amy Taylor the bride to be slowly walked down the aisle....



Reverend: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to honor the union between these two people, Tack Angel and Amy Taylor. These two....we have all been able to see their love grow. From humble sparks erupted a flame of true love. Amy was able to show Tack the best of himself, and Tack was able to help Amy step up in her job and make a lasting impact within the company. When two people are able to improve each other's lives in such a way you know it's a lasting commitment that can stand the tests of time. I know you two have written vows for each other. Amy would you like to go first.

Amy Taylor: Tack, I always looked up to you. I thought I was your biggest fan until I really go to know you....then I actually became your biggest fan. Inside the ring and out you've always been kind and considerate. You've never raised your voice at me, and you've always been understanding. Even your oblivious nature is something I would never change. I know that together you and I can do anything. We'll take on the world and we'll win.

Tack Angel: I'm sorry my vows aren't as good as yours, but I'll try my best to get by here. Amy, my heart was hurting when you came into my life, but you patched my heart and made it stronger. You gave me courage and pushed me to be the best I could be. You never had to, but you did.

Trevor Mach: Actually she did have to.....she was in charge of talent morale.

Lady M's: Shut up Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Shutting up dear.

Tack Angel: In any case I love, and I'll follow you through the best of times and the worst of times.

Amy Taylor: I'm going to hold you to that.

Tack Angel: I'm a man of my word.

Amy Taylor: Another reason I love you, and something I am counting on.

Reverend: Now then, do you have the rings.

Trevor Mach: Oh no....I think... I think I lost mine.

Tack Angel: What?

Trevor Mach: HA! Just kidding brah! Can you imagine if I actually had though? HAHAHA!

Tack Angel: *sigh*

Reverend: Now then, Tack Angel, do you take Amy to be your lawful wedded wife, through rich or poor, through sickness and in health, til death do you part?

Tack Angel: I do.

Reverend: Amy Taylor, do you take Tack to be your lawful wedded husband, through rich or poor, through sickness and in health, til death do you part?

Amy Taylor: I do.

Reverend: Well then, by the power invested to my by the city of Fourside, I declare you Husband and Wife! You may kiss the bride.

Tack and Amy lock lips as the Xcite Center explodes in celebration. Everyone cheering for the newly wedded couple. Everything had gone off without a hitch until suddenly WAR stormed Xcite Center set. Everyone panicked as a huge brawl was about to erupt until...

Trevor Mach: How the hell did they get in here? Everyone get out here! We've got asses to kick!

Lady M's: Amy what are you doing?

Tack Angel: Amy? What is it?

Amy slowly walked out of the ring and backed up the ramp towards WAR.

Tack Angel: Amy! Get away from them!

Amy Angel: It's alright Tack, it's perfectly alright. They aren't going to hurt me. You said up there just now that you would follow me through anything. I apologize for having to put you to the test so soon, but this is something that just couldn't wait. See, WAR has been telling to all that an angel would lead them, and it's true. I, Amy ANGEL, will lead WAR in toppling the oppression of EBW, and I will do so with my husband at my side.

Tack Angel: WHAT?!

Trevor Mach: WHAT?!

Amy Angel: You see, I always felt that Tack was unappreciated in EBW. The moment he wasn't on top he was thrown to the wolves, much like the rest of the rejected in WAR. I was always an idealist, looking to see that those at the top gave their dues to those at the bottom. I joined EBW to get on the inside track and I waited. My friend Dynamic A joined me in bringing everyone together under one banner and one voice. The true voice of EBW. Now it's time to step up. I'm not hiding anymore. I'm Amy Angel, and I am WAR!

Amy Angel ripped the top of her gown off revealing a WAR shirt underneath.

Amy Angel: For years, I have waited to say this to you Trevor Mach. You're a bastard, and you're going to get what's coming to you. You know just how smart and how clever I am, after all....you hired me. The end of EBW hiding in plain sight the whole time. I figured you would love the irony. Tack, you belong with me and you belong with WAR. Come stand with me side by side and we'll change the world. We'll fight and we'll win. Please.....Tack....join me.

The show ended with a perplexed Tack staring in silence, as the stakes have just been raised to a whole new level in the conflict with WAR...



EBW: Xcite The Wedding of Tack Angel and Amy Taylor
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Battle Royale: Generator vs. Bolshoi vs. Grind vs. Switchback vs. Randy no Kachi
Winner: Bolshoi (19:20)
2. Singles: Antonio Daman beat Cherub Kid (3:59) via Daman Cutie Special -> Pin
3. The Wrestling Offer Match: Blue Lightning beat Simon Stuart (5:50) via Troller Coaster -> Pin
4. Handicap Hybrid Tag: Swift/Lady M's beat Retro Hippie/Keith Karnage/Rex Ratz/Janine (4:51) via M's GTS on Retro Hippie -> Pin
5. Hybrid Singles: Kinniku Mike vs. Amigo (30:00) Time Limit Draw

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Announcer: EBW is still recovering from the shock of the betrayal of one Amy Angel, who just seconds after marrying Tack Angel revealed herself as the one who created WAR. Someone that deep in the company has been pulling the strings all this time. The company is reeling and the groom probably is too after basically being thrust into the middle of this whole conflict. A man loyal to EBW is now married to the opposition leader. A big choice lies in front of him, but what choice will he make?



Trevor Mach: Alright....not gonna get mad....but HOW THE HELL DID WE MISS THIS?! They waved it right in front us! Stupid word play bullshit! Ness, how come you didn't see it coming? You told me you were the master of wordplay!

Ness: Trevor, I've literally never said that.

Trevor Mach: Oh. So what's the plan guys? Do we fire Amy on the spot? I mean it's obvious now that she's the one that altered the contracts of the WAR guys to protect them from the big ol' banhammer, and that's reason enough to fire her. However.....she's also Tack's wife now, and I can't-

Ryan IQ: Let me stop you there and make this really easy on you. Her contract is ironclad. We try to fire her or fight her on this and we'll be spending months in court.

Trevor Mach: Dammit. Just....dammit. I'm so mad my...uh...my hands are shaking. It's cause I'm mad and all.

Ness: You alright?

Trevor Mach: NO! Nothing is alright! This WAR thing keeps getting worse! The chick in charge of WAR is now booking stuff left and right and we can't really stop her cause we trusted her too much and gave her too much power! We fell right into this and......and......

Ness: And?

Trevor Mach: ....*sigh* She's my best friend's wife. They hit us where it hurts this time. She's got us by the short hairs and she's got no qualms about pulling. That shit hurts.

Ness: I think the bigger problem here is Tack himself. I mean, he's always been loyal to EBW,  but this is wife we're talking about here. We have no way of knowing what he's going to do and-

Trevor Mach: Let me worry about that one. You guys try to see if we can block some of this stuff that Amy Angel is up to behind the scenes. She's planning more and I don't like it.

Ryan IQ: One more thing. We've got the return of Bushido coming up this year. It's a big pay per view and we've got Twoson Fairground booked as the location, but what about a main event. Camilo Ortega just defended the belt against Sal Paradise, now what?

Trevor Mach: Well Camilo is up for the challenge of anyone who is willing to step up, and if Amy Angel tries to play her hand on this one I know just what to do. I've gotta go now I've got......I've just gotta go.

Ness: He's not looking too good.

Ryan IQ: I was just about to say the same thing.

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Announcer: Big cards have been booked for the remainder of this week plus we have the first announcement regarding the next pay per view, Bushido. Maelstrom finally returns with some big matches. Lady M's and Gina Marquez will go toe to toe in the biggest Women's Hybrid match to date, and Firebrand X will honor his agreement with Amigo and put his other title on the line against the World Warrior. After Amigo took FBX to the limit at Zero Hour, will he finally be able to overcome the rookie king and break his title drought?

Maelstrom VI
Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1. Women's Hybrid: Heather Mach vs. Val
2. Women's Hybrid: Lady M's vs. Gina Marquez[PIXEL FC]
3. Men's Hybrid: Maurice vs. Hashim Al-Singh
4. Maelstrom Openweight Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Amigo

Announcer: Rookie King Firebrand X will continue to be a fighting champion on Xperience, when he takes on Bolshoi with the Infinity Belt on the line. Can FBX go 10-0 in title fights, or will the clown regain gold? The Tag Team Championships will also be on the line as Tack and Swift go up against the reformed Lovekick Connection. Tack will have a lot on his mind and Sal Paradise will want to recover from his title loss at Zero Hour. A match not to be missed. The main event will see EBW and WAR continue their fight as Camilo Ortega leads Kinniku Mike and Amigo against Maurice, Little Mac, and Troy. An Xperience you won't want to miss.

EBW: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Bolshoi
2. 6-Man Mixed Division Tag: Antonio Daman/Cherub Kid/Doctor Degrees vs. Noah Jennings/Shadow/Hotlanta
3. Tag Team: Avion/Metrion vs. Grind/Switchback
4. Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Swift(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
5. 6-Man Mixed Division Tag: Camilo Ortega/Kinniku Mike/Amigo vs. Maurice/Little Mac/Troy

Announcer: Bushido has been revealed as the next EBW Pay Per View. The Twoson Fairgrounds will play host to the returning Bushido in 2 short weeks. Little time to book ahead, but we already know that Camilo Ortega will attempt to defend the EBW World Championship once again. Who will the Ruler of All face? We'll get that news to you as soon as we have it.

EBW: Bushido 2012
Twoson Fairgrounds
Pay Per View

1. EBW World Championship: Camilo Ortega(c) vs. TBA

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Mr. Lu: Greetings everybody and let me welcome you all to SPARKLE's very first iPPV, THE BIG BANG! Many great things are happening here tonight and most importantly of all is the SPARKLE Queen's Crown and Women's World Title Unification Match, with the winner becoming the first ever SPARKLE Shining Star Champion and will receive this brand new title belt *Shows off new belt to the home audience*

Tess: And that winner is gonna be the Show Stealer, TRACY!



Mr. Lu: *Sighs* Tess, what do you want?

Tess: As the Official Voice of the Champion, I am here to speak on her behalf. And I must say it is only fitting that the new SPARKLE World Championship belt is called the Shining Star Championship, cause Tracy is the only shining star on this show.

Mr. Lu: I see. And since she seems to be so confident tonight and you are here to be her Voice and all, you can bring Tracy a message.

Tess: And what message is that?

Mr. Lu: That tonight's Unification Title match will only end by pinfall or submission and it will go until there is a REAL winner.

Tess: You can't do that.

Mr. Lu: I can and I just did.

Tess: You gonna regret this Lu. *Tess storms off in anger*

Mr. Lu: I doubt that. Enjoy the show everybody, cause I know I am going too.

*The scene then faded out to the opening video package...*

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1.) The show kicked off with the 2 out of 3 falls Top Contenders Tag Match between ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter) and Double K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz). Kei and Kayla started off the match strong with Kei pinning Miss April in little over minute, when Kei blocked the Face Breaking Finish (Skull Crushing Finale) and April ran right into the Exploder Suplex afterwards. Double K 1 & ABC 0. After the first fall, Miss April and Brooke Carter tried to regroup on the outside, but that's when Kei and Kayla took them both out with stereo over the top rope dives! After few minutes of action, Kayla looked to end things by setting up Brooke Carter for the Sparkz Magic (Standing Shining Enzigiri Kick) but Brooke ducked out of the way and shoved Kayla into the ropes. Miss April then hotshotted her across them as a result. Kayla then staggers back into the Blonde Blowout (Lung Blower) from Carter for the three count. ABC wins the second fall. We are now tied! Double K 1 & ABC 1. In the third fall, ABC isolated Kayla and targeted her neck and throat that was injured from the hotshot. Kayla eventually managed to ducked a double team clothesline and take out both ladies with a crossbody! Kayla then made the tag to Kei. Kei and April then continued what they started at the beginning of the match with Kei cleaning house. Kayla nails April in the back of the head with Sparkz Magic and then sends herself and Carter to outside. Kei drops April on her head with a spike ddt and locks on the Front Necklock (Guillotine Choke with bodyscissors.) in the middle of the ring. Nowhere to go, April struggles and fights for a few moments before tapping out with Carter barely missing the last second save! DOUBLE K WIN! 4 STARS

*Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz embrace in the ring, ecstatic at becoming the top contenders. ABC just looks on from the outside, and begin arguing with each other as the scene fades out to a close.

Backstage we see Tess on the phone with somebody important, telling the person that the plans have changed. Tracy is standing by with her, not very happy and nervous about Lu's decision earlier. Melanie Cruise comes in and tells them her match is next. Tess just motions for her to leave and the dejected Cruise walks off in disgust. Tess then continues to talk on the phone with Tracy, pacing back and forth.*

2.) It was then time for the Wipeout Match between Zoe Malibu and Melanie Cruise. With Tess seemingly absent from Cruise's corner, it kinda threw Cruise off her A-game as Malibu jumped her from behind on the ramp, to start the match. Malibu had the advantage for few moments, until she got backdropped on the steel ramp. Malibu got up though, refusing to be KOed that easily. The two fought through the crowd and near the back of arena's equipment. Zoe Malibu hit Cruise in the head with a unused monitor and laid her out on a table. She climbed to the top of a nearby scaffolding. Malibu looks around and shrugs her shoulders, like "what the hell" and jump off, putting herself and Cruise through the table with the Tidal Wave (Flying Splash). Zoe Malibu barely gets up, but Cruise stays down and is declared to be knocked out as a result, giving the victory to Zoe Malibu!3 STARS

*The exhausted Zoe Malibu now takes a nearby mic and tells Melanie Cruise as the EMTs check on her...*

Zoe Malibu: Pardon my language but Melanie Cruise, YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

*Zoe Malibu then celebrated with the crowd as the scene faded out to the back, with the EMTs still checking on Melanie Cruise...*



Venus: Hi everybody, I am here with Erica. And don't worry, I am not gonna laugh this time.

Erica: Yeah, I showed you and everybody last week, didn't I?

Venus: You did, I'll give you that.



Lucca: You even showed me and Lu, Erica. So congratulations. *Mockingly claps for her*

Erica: I always show everybody. Why I was the Champion for THREE YEARS!

Lucca: Yes, you were. And because you showed us, we've decided to make the mist LEGAL tonight. No harm, no foul after all.

Erica: WHAT?!

Lucca: You heard me, the mist is legal tonight.

Erica: You can't do that.

Lucca: If you don't like that ruling, then you can remove the face shield and fight The Great Mura without it.

Erica: *Grumbling to herself in anger*

Lucca: What was that? I can't hear you.

Erica: I said, the mist can be legal for all I care. Cause I'm still gonna win. Now get out of my way....NERD! *Pushes Lucca out of way and storms off for the match in anger*

Venus: That girl has problems, Lucca.

Lucca: Like always, Venus, like always.

*The scene then faded out to a close from there*

3.) Erica did not like the mist being legal, but still felt like it didn't matter, as she had the face shield. Eventually The Great Mura did go for the mist attack and like on MAX it nailed Erica. And while it failed to blind her, it blinded the official that was standing behind her in the aftershock. The ref was down out, blinded by the mist, as a result. Erica took the advantage and managed to nail The Great Mura with the Endgame (Diamond Cutter). But the ref was still out and blinded. Eventually a second ref ran out and made a long two count! Erica then began yell at the second ref and shoved him around. The ref threatened to DQ Erica, so she laid him out with Endgame, in anger. Erica then turned right into a second misting from recovered The Great Mura. This time the mist was BLACK in color! The mist was almost a tar like substance, and it managed to stick to the face shield of Erica and effectively blind her! Erica staggers around and The Great Mura drops her with a backbreaker slam. The Great Mura then went to top rope and nailed her with the Moonsault. The first ref finally recovered and counted the three count, giving the victory to The Great Mura.3 STARS

*The Great Mura celebrated her victory as Erica is helped the back by the trainers, with the mask now effectively stuck to her face and hair, thanks to whatever sticky substance The Great Mura sprayed her with.*



Venus: Hi again, I am here with...*Sighs*....Rayne. Rayne, most may forget, but you and Nikki Roxx have a long history with each other here in SPARKLE. Tonight that all ends, with one of you losing your hair. What are your final thoughts before the match?

Rayne: You mean, before I lose my hair right?

Venus: Well I....

Rayne: Since you like to bring up the past so much, let's not forget you and me never got along before. And it must make you so mad that The Beautiful People are all gone in SPARKLE from now, but I'm still here to RAYNE on your parade.

Venus: Ha Ha Ha. Charming as always.

Rayne: And your still skanky as always. So your point is?

Venus: Grrrrrr...

Rayne: I thought so. Well listen up, Angel and Velvet, my friends, may be gone. But that doesn't mean a damn thing. Cause just like you will be always be skanky, I will always win in the end. Besides I've got one more trick up my sleeve. And I guarantee you it's are pretty bitchin! *Begins to walk off*

Venus: What?! You can't be serious? RAYNE?!

Rayne: *Shoves her elbow hard in Venus's face and tells her....* Talk to my elbow, cause the hand is on vacation! *Giggles to herself and leaves...*

Venus: *Holding her cheek* What a fucking bitch.

*The scene now fades to a close from there.*

4.) Nikki Roxx met Rayne on the steel ramp and the match began there. The two brawled around ringside with this being No Rules. This eventually led to Rayne dragging a table into the ring. Rayne set it up in the ring and tried to slam Rayne's head off it. But Roxx blocked it and slams Rayne's head hard off it instead. Roxx then got up on the table and dragged Rayne up there with her. Roxx tried to set up Rayne for the Barbie Crusher (Voodoo Drop) through the table. But Rayne elbows out and rolls off the table. Rayne then trips Roxx, making fall backwards and onto the table. The table doesn't break though, and Rayne pounds away on Roxx for a moment. Rayne then goes to the top rope slowly and measures Roxx. But Roxx recovers and crotches Rayne on top. Roxx goes up top and set ups Rayne again for it. This time, unfortunately for Rayne, the Barbie Crusher, is successful. And worse, it's off the top rope and through the table! Both ladies around now out cold in a heap. Roxx finally makes the cover, and The ref counts 1....2...THR-NO! Some masked female pulls the ref out of the ring and decks him. The furious Roxx just stares at the woman and grabs her by the top of the head and mask from behind. The masked woman jerks away, removing the mask in the process. Roxx now drops the mask in shock as she sees who the person is and it's.......ARIEL! Nikki Roxx's best friend! The shocked Roxx now gets hotshotted by the smiling Ariel from the outside. Rayne now takes the opportunity to nailed the stunned Roxx with the Beauty Mark (Reverse Overdrive/Zack Attack) for the three count! RAYNE WINS!3 STARS

*After the match, Rayne and Ariel wake Nikki Roxx up. Roxx just sits int he chair in the ring, not saying a word at all as Rayne shaves her head bald with Ariel watching on and smile. Rayne now shows her the mirror and tells her.....*

Rayne: How does it look, Nikki. To me it, ROCKS! *Laughs*

*Nikki Roxx just looks over at Ariel with look of betrayal on her face and shakes her head in disgust. Rayne now tells her...*

Rayne: What's the matter, Nikki? Don't like it? That's okay. You just need a CLOSER LOOK!

*Rayne now smashes the mirror over Roxx's head, laying her out and busting her open. Rayne and Ariel now pose over the fallen and now bald and bloody Roxx as the scene fades out to close.*



Jenny James: Jessica, you ready?

Jessica: I'm coming, Tali. *Walks out and sees it's her sister, Jenny, standing there.* Oh hi, Jenny.

Jenny James: Hey sis, be careful out there.

Jessica: Jenny, I am not a little girl anymore. I can handle myself in the ring. Besides Lady M's is with me.

Jenny James: That's what I am afraid of.

Jessica: WHY?!

Jenny James: I don't trust that bitch. She's always been lone wolf in SPARKLE and everybody, especially you, seemed to forget that.

Jessica: That not it all. I see it now. You are just jealous of Lady M's?

Jenny James: BULLSHIT!

Jessica: YOU ARE! You can't stand the fact that Tali is my friend and wants to protect me from danger. You feel like she is being more of big sister than you ever were.

Jenny James: Don't even go there, Jessica.

Jessica: I just did. *Begins to walk off in anger*



Lady M's: Ready, Jessica?

Jessica: YES! *Leave the scene quickly*

Lady M's : *Looking at the angry Jenny James* What's wrong with her?

Jenny James: Don't ask me, dawg. She's your problem now. *Walks up to Lady M's and tells her coldly...* You fucking INTERLOPER! *Shoves M's out of the way violently and leaves.*

*Lady M's just shakes her head in discuss as leaves, trying catch with Jessica as the scene fades out to a close.*

5.) Lady M's and Siren squared off at the beginning of tag match to determine who will be the NEW SPARKLE Twin Star Champions. Siren dominated M's in the opening moments and laid her out with repeatedly hard body slams. Sarah then tagged to try and pick the bones, but M's refuse to go down that easily and almost locked her in the Cross Armbreaker. Sarah quickly escaped and rolled to outside with Siren consoling her. Lady M's then pointed at her and then to Jessica. Sarah smiled and nodded in response. Lady M's then tagged in Jessica. Jessica and Sarah now continued where they left off on MAX. Jessica dominates Sarah for a moment, but Siren grabs her by the hair from apron and jerks her to ground. Siren then tags herself and begins to destroy Jessica as Lady M's is forced to watch. Siren throttles her repeatedly with chokeholds and M's is livid on the outside. Siren signals for the end and goes for Tombstone on Jessica, but Lady M's runs in and chopblocks Siren from behind, causing Jessica fall onto of Siren! Siren still powers out of the pinfall at one though. Jessica crawls for the hot, but the now tagged Sarah grabs her by leg and tries to stop her. Jessica fights to her feet on one leg and lays out Sarah with an enzigiri! Jessica now makes the tag to Lady M's. Lady M's enters the ring and cleans house, even managing to sent Siren out to the floor following series of clotheslines. Sarah, whom is still legal, is groggy and prone in the corner and M's charges her. M's smashes Sarah in the face with a jumping knee attack and grabs her head. M's now nails Sarah with the running bulldog out of the corner. Lady M's now points to Jessica and tags her in as she goes to top rope. Lady M's now takes the recovered Siren out with high suicide dive through the ropes and to the outside as Jessica comes off the top onto the prone Sarah with a Flying Doublestomp! Sarah rolls around on ground, in pain for a few moments, and Jessica makes the cover. The ref counts 1....2....THR-NOOOO! Sarah still kicks out! Jessica gets up and stalk Sarah and waiting for her to get up. Jessica kicks the recovering Sarah in the midsection and goes for the Sexy Strong Stunner, but Sarah shoves her off and into the turnbuckles. Sarah now rolls up Jessica and grabs the tights for the 1...2....THR-NOOOO! Jessica kicks out. Sarah immediately picks up Jessica and looks at Lady M's, smiling. She now goes for the GTS, but Jessica slips out the backdoor and then nails her with the Sexy Strong Stunner!! Jessica now makes the cover for three count and the titles! Siren barely misses making the save, as M's grabbed her leg as she tried to get back in the ring.4 STARS

*Siren now shoves Lady M's off with her legs, and M's flies, slamming hard into the guardrail. Siren and Sarah now get in the ring, cornering Jessica like poor mouse in a corner. Jessica begins to cower in fear, but then Jenny James runs out to makes the save. Jenny James now stands tall ready fight off both Sarah and Siren alone. There is now a standoff as a result. This allows enough time to pass for Lady M's to return to the ring, carrying the same lead pipe from MAX. Sarah and Siren then leave, not wanting to fight anymore. Jenny James and Lady M's now begin stare and mouth off at each other, as Jessica just sits in the corner, holding both SPARKLE Twin Star Championship belts, in confusion.

The scene now fades to a close from there*



Tracy: Are you sure she is gonna be here? The main event is next, mom!

Tess: Tracy, Momma is handling this. That's why I am here remember? She will be here, I promise.

Tracy: She better be. I need a backup plan.

Melanie Cruise: You got me, don't you?

Tracy: *Laughs* I don't need a LOSER!

Melanie Cruise: Fine. I am outta here. You didn't bother helping me anyways. *Leaves the scene*

Tess: MELANIE?! She didn't mean it! *Looks at Tracy in anger* TRACY! You shouldn't have done that! MELANIE?! *Leaves to catch up with Cruise* MELANIE?!

Tracy: MOM?! Don't leave me too! COME BACK HERE! The main event is NEXT! MOMMA?! GODDAMN IT! *Leaves the scene as well*

*As Tracy said, the main event is NEXT!*

6.) In the main event to unify the titles as the SPARKLE Shining Star Championship, Tracy came out alone, as Tess was busy trying to get Melanie Cruise to come back. Heather Mach took advantage for situation nailed Tracy with a spinning heel kick early on. Heather Mach then goes to the top rope for the Swanton Bomb, but Tracy rolls out of the way! Tracy goes for the cover and Heather kicks out quickly. Thanks to the early crash and burn by Heather, Tracy was able to ground her and control the match at her pace. Tracy eventually locked her in a sleeper hold and Heather seemed to be fading away. But the fans cheered her back into and elbowed out it. Heather ran the ropes, and Tracy ducked early. Heather now nails Tracy in the face and head with the Macha Ye! Heather now makes the cover and the ref counts 1....2....THR-NOOOOO! Tess pulls out the referee, having sprinted down to ring during the pin attempt. Heather now chases Tess around the ring and back into it. Heather stalks the begging Tess in the corner. Tess now smiles as somebody is now behind Heather. Heather now turns around and right into the Starstruck (Superkick) from the returning PAULA! Paula now helps Tess back up and leaves the ring with her. Paula now rolls the ref back into ring and Tracy makes the cover on Heather Mach. The groggy ref now counts 1....2....THR-NOOOOO! Heather barely kicks out. Tracy now yells in anger at Heather as she struggles to get up slowly. Tracy now lays out Heather Mach with a hard Tik-Tak (Zig-Zag) and this time gets the three count!4 STARS

*Tess and Paula now enter the ring and pose with Tracy as the first ever SPARKLE SHINING STAR CHAMPION! Paula now bends down next to Heather Mach and mouths something to her. Paula then smirks as the show fades to final close from there.*

SPARKLE presents THE BIG BANG!
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

1.) Two out of Three Falls Top Contenders Tag Match: Kayla Sparkz and Kei Akiyama beat Miss April and Brooke Carter in (20:32) 2 - 1.
-1st Fall: Kei Akiyama pinned Miss April (1:31) with the Exploder Suplex.
-2nd Fall: Brooke Carter pinned Kayla Sparkz (17:54) with the Blonde Blowout.
-3rd Fall: Kei Akiyama forced Miss April to submit (20:32) with the Front Necklock.
 2.)Wipeout Match: Zoe Malibu knocked out Melanie Cruise (15:42) with the Tidal Wave off a scaffold.
3.) Grudge Match: The Great Mura beat Erica (12:21) with the Moonsault.
4.) "Hair VS Hair" No Rules Match: Rayne beat Nikki Roxx (17:05) with the Beauty Mark.
5.) Winner Take All Match for the SPARKLE Twin Star Titles: Lady M's© and Jessica beat Sarah© and Siren (17:28) when Jessica pinned Sarah with the Sexy Strong Stunner to become the NEW Champions.
6.) SPARKLE Queen's Crown Title VS Women's World Title Unification Match: Tracy© beat Heather Mach© (19:01) with the Tik-Tak to become the 1ST EVER SPARKLE Shining Star Champion.

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Venus: HEY PAULA! It's Venus, I want to get a statement from you about what happened during the main event of THE BIG BANG! tonight. So do you even have anything to say in regards to your actions?

Paula: ......



Tess: EXCUSE ME! Hi, Venus.

Venus: Hi....Tess. What do you want.

Tess: Not much cause as you can see by the championship belt that I am carrying, Tracy is now the 1ST EVER SPARKLE Shining Star Champion! Just like I said she would be.

Venus: No thanks to Paula.

Tess: HEY! Paula did what was right for herself and what was right for her family. Family sticks together now and forever.

Venus: I want to hear what Paula has to say about all of this, NOT YOU!

Tess: Well that's too bad then. Cause you will just have to wait a little bit longer then. At least until SPARKLE MAX. Then I promise you, Paula will explain her actions fully in detail.

Venus: OK then. I guess I will wait till SPARKLE MAX.

Tess: Yes, you will. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

Venus: Fine, I'm going. Goodbye. *Leaves the scene*

Tess: Good riddance. *Turns to Paula* I am so happy you are back, Paula. And I am even more happy that you made the right choice. *Leaves the scene as well*

Paula: Yeah....the right choice. *Sighs*

*The scene now fades to a close from there.*

Lucca: After a huge iPPV debut with THE BIG BANG!, the fallout of that show happens on SPARKLE MAX this week. Should be an exciting night of Women's wrestling action. Here is the card for the show.....


SPARKLE MAX
Summers Battle Zone
The EBW Network

1.) Zoe Malibu VS Janice
2.) Rayne and Ariel VS Double K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz)
3.) Jenny James VS Erica
4.) 6-Woman Tag Team Match: Heather Mach, Lady M's, and Jessica VS Tracy and ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter) w/ Tess

Lucca: Also on the show, Paula will explain her actions from THE BIG BANG! And finally the next iPPV has been revealed for SPARKLE and it will be called BREAKDOWN. And it will be live in just two short weeks from the SPARKLE Battle Zone. Should be an entertaining show, if it's anything like THE BIG BANG!


SPARKLE presents BREAKDOWN
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

Full Card to be announced at a later date.

Lady M's: *Drunkenly* DAMN IT! *Finishes her last beer off.* DOUBLE DAMN IT! *Tosses bottle off to the side*



Melanie Cruise: Looks like somebody's been having GOOD time.

Lady M's: *Approaches Melanie Cruise* You could say that.

Melanie Cruise: *Back off a bit* WOOOO! I take that back. Cause from the from the SMELL of you, I'd say you've had a VERY GOOD time.

Lady M's: Very funny. What the fuck do you want?

Melanie Cruise: I want you to get out of my way so I can go home.

Lady M's: MAKE ME!

Melanie Cruise: Listen M's, I don't want to fight a drunk. So don't make me. Cause unlike you it seems, I've had a VERY BAD night.

Lady M's: YOU HAD A BAD NIGHT?! *Laughs* Is Tracy being given death threats by your best friend or sister?

Melanie Cruise: At this point, I wish that was happening. But to answer your question....no.

Lady M's: Then your night has been FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC compared to mine.

Melanie Cruise: Is THAT so?

Lady M's: I know so, LOSER.

Melanie Cruise: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Lady M's: LOSER!

Melanie Cruise: I'M WARNING YOU!

Lady M's: LOOOOOOOOSER!

Melanie Cruise: So you wanna fight me, M's?

Lady M's: Yes.

Melanie Cruise: Fine. YOU versus ME at BREAKDOWN. Then we can see who the real LOSER is.

Lady M's: I accept.

Melanie Cruise: I'll see you then. NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!

*Melanie Cruise violently shoves Lady M's onto the pavement of the parking garage. Melanie Cruise now tells the laid out and still drunken Lady M's....*

Melanie Cruise: *Snickers* Oh look, she's fallen and she can't get up. I'd lay off the beer, M's. It's gonna be the death of you, just like I will be at BREAKDOWN. *Laughs as she now leaves*

Lady M's: *Closes her eyes in anger* Goddamn it.

*The scene now fades to close with Lady M's continuing the lay on the pavement of the parking lot.*

Lucca: That match is now official for BREAKDOWN, folks. And speaking of BREAKDOWN, the iPPV is just a mere SIX DAYS away. The full card has been posted, with one MAJOR change. Cause given the very volatile situation of Heather Mach and Paula, their match at the iPPV will now be a SUMMERS STREETFIGHT! That should be a good one too. So here is the full card for BREAKDOWN....


SPARKLE presents BREAKDOWN
Summers Battle Zone
Live! only on iPPV

1.) Top Contender's Tag Rematch: Double K (Kei Akiyama and Kayla Sparkz VS ABC (Miss April and Brooke Carter)
2.) 2-on-1 Handicap Match: Rayne and Ariel VS Nikki Roxx
3.) Singles Match: Jenny James w/ Jessica VS Siren w/ Sarah
4.) Singles Match: Lady M's VS Melanie Cruise
5.) Summers Streetfight: Heather Mach VS Paula
6.) SPARKLE Shining Star Title Match: Zoe Malibu VS Tracy© w/ Tess

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Announcer: October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, and EBW is getting involved in the fight. We're raising awareness all month long and beyond. Kinniku Mike quickly jumped on board to be the spokesman for the campaign...



Nerma: Nerma here with Kinniku Mike, the controversial former champion is actually standing up for a worthy cause this month hence the new pink outfit. Why don't you tell us all about it Mike.

Kinniku Mike: Well Nerma, the ladies know that the Sex Machine loves boobies, so of course I'm going to be the spokesman for Breast Awareness Month.

Nerma: Wait what?

Kinniku Mike: I think it's the perfect fit, and that's what she said, but I'm getting off track here. Breast Awareness is very important to me. I mean who doesn't love tits?! How is it that people aren't aware of fun bags? It's as implausible as me getting married twice and yet....oh wait that happened.

Nerma: Mike, I don't think you're-

Kinniku Mike: I mean the wondrous things you can do with the milk jugs! You might as well call me a sailor with all the motor boating I do if you get my meaning.

Nerma: Mike-

Kinniku Mike: I mean that I shove my face between the hooters and go-

Nerma: MIKE!

Kinniku Mike: What?

Nerma: This is Breast CANCER Awareness month!

Kinniku Mike: Breast Cancer is EVIL! How could something exist that wants to destroy boobies! WE MUST DESTROY IT! TELL ME HOW RIGHT NOW!

Nerma: Tell you how to what? Destroy Cancer?

Kinniku Mike: Screw it, I'll figure it out myself! I'm going to have to pull a few all nighters and feel up a bunch of boobies to get to the bottom of this....might need to feel up some bottoms too.

Nerma: *sigh*



w00t: So we got a visit today. I didn't like it.



w00t: Amy Ta-....Angel, to what do we owe the honor?

Amy Angel: Just letting you know that Tack Angel will not be taking part in your show today.

w00t: Keeping the leash short already?

Amy Angel: Don't be disrespectful to me w00t. I actually like you and would be willing to give you the respect you deserve if you'll play ball. Don't forget that you've been slighted too. If you join me I will-

w00t: Sorry, I don't play second banana to anyone.

Amy Angel: *sigh* Have it your way. No, I don't know where Tack is and that's why he won't be appearing on your show. No one has seen him since Monday, but don't worry, I've brought a replacement.

Noah Jennings: I'm worth 10 Tack Angels anywa-

Amy Angel: *cough*

Noah Jennings: Forget I said anything mam. Might I add that your hair is extra green today?

w00t: Looks like you've got enough boot lickers anyways Amy.

Amy Angel: That's not what any of this is all about, and I'll make that clear when I feel like it. I came down here to try and help you, but instead I'll show you what happens when you oppose us. I'm over-ruling you on your next card. You will be booking these matches. Have a nice day.

w00t: ......Well....if that's what you want.

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w00t: We might have made a little history tonight and the show certainly ended on an unexpected note. Amy Angel changed up my card and put Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings in a match against my Champion Chu Chu and another opponent of my choosing in a 3-Way match. The Eagleland Championship was also on the line, but I saw this for what it was, a ploy to get the title to make an example. With that in mind I put Simon and Oni in a match to see who would match up. Stuart had a new look and new energy about him, probably from training by himself. He looked better than ever when hit the German on Oni and pinned him to move onto the main event. Mike Ishijima and RA represented WAR as they took on Tiger and Fighter Daron. Ishijima was up to his cheating ways and used his necktie to choke out Daron before putting him up in the torture rack and feigning a submission victory over our submission guy. Our Tag Champions Jet Set Future humiliated Ratz and Karnage again, when Switchback hitting a Rolling Senton on Karnage to get the pin. The big main event might have been our biggest to date, with Noah Jennings trying to snake our title away. Simon Stuart was the big player here, as he wasn't afraid to mix it up with either man, and showed class by never double teaming Noah with Chu Chu.....a shame really...class is nice...but hurting that guy would have been better. It all worked out though as Simon shocked everyone including myself by hitting a Fallaway Slam and pinning Noah Jennings to become the Eagleland Champion! How bout that! Score one for the little guys.

The Wrestling
EBW Parking Lot
The EBW Network

1. Main Event Qualifier: Simon Stuart beat Onisuiken (7:54) via German Suplex -> Pin
2. Tag: RA/Mike Ishijima  beat Ultimo Tiger/Fighter Daron (5:50) via Ishijima Torture Rack on Daron -> Submission
3. Non-Title Tag: Grind/Switchback beat Rex Ratz/Keith Karnage (6:56) via Switchback Rolling Senton on Karnage -> Pin
4. The Wrestling Championship of Wrestling Wrestling/Eagleland Championship 3-Way: Simon Stuart beat Noah Jennings(c) and Chu Chu(c) (14:32) via Bridging Fallaway Slam -> Pin -> NEW Eagleland Champion!

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Noah Jennings: And I'm saying you're a cheater!

Simon Stuart: I didn't ask for the match, but I earned it and I earned the Eagleland Championship!

Noah Jennings: Just because this company has a ridiculous open door policy now doesn't mean that Mach Administration scum like you gets to wear MY Eagleland Championship! Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings DAMMIT! This is just another attempt to silence WAR! To silence true justice! To silence-

Trevor Mach: SILENCE! Now......what were we talking about?

Ryan IQ: You alright Trevor?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, I'm fine just got....a lot on my mind.

Noah Jennings: A lot on your mind?! The only thing that should be on your mind right now is making this right! I want an Eagleland Championship rematch right now!

Trevor Mach: Fine.

Noah Jennings: What?

Trevor Mach: Fine. Ness started the Wildstyle thing for just such an occasion. You want the match? w00t you up for being a ref?

w00t: Gladly.

Trevor Mach: Stu, you up for this?

Simon Stuart: Of course.

Noah Jennings: Now wait a minute I-

Trevor Mach: Ring the bell ding ding. I'm out of here...

Noah Jennings: WAIT!

-Simon Stuart made an easy defense of the Eagleland Championship Wildstyle by scooping up Noah Jennings and sending him through the boss's table with a German Suplex. w00t counted the 1-2-3 giving Simon his 1st Defense. **1/2 Stars

The world of wrestling was rocked once again with the reveal that Amy Taylor now Amy Angel has been the mastermind behind WAR all along. The one who secured the contracts of the splinter group, the one who conspired with Destroyer A, and the one who held EBW hostage worked behind the scenes the entire time. The one people have been calling the Puppet Master entered the ring to a chorus of boos to kick off the show lead by Lovekick, Troy, and Maurice. She circled the ring and held the mic out to all of the booing fans who just booed harder before speaking up.

Amy Angel: Go ahead and boo, that's your right, but do I really deserve the scorn? Does WAR really deserve the bad reputation it has gotten? I don't think so. I have seen a group trying to liberate themselves from a sort of oppression. Trying to break through and call their own shots. Don't all men and women strive for that? Sometimes you have to do something drastic to get people's attention and alert them to the injustice of the Mach Administration. I have hated working for that man, but I stood by and did my part because I love WAR, I love the family we're becoming, and I love all of you that have felt slighted in your life. I also have another love....someone I love more than anyone else in the world....my new husband Tack Angel. I never meant to hurt him, but it seems that I have in the way that I exposed myself as being apart of the opposition. For that I am sorry, but Tack I want you to know that I love you and I want you with me. We could both do so much good tonight. Please, come out and talk to me tonight. Think really hard about the future we could forge together and tonight you can show these people that WAR will overcome the evils of Trevor Mach and his goons and-

Trevor Mach: HOLD IT!

The Boss Trevor Mach stormed out to the stage of the XP Zone along with EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega, Infinity Division Champion Firebrand X, Maelstrom Openweight Champion Amigo, and Kinniku Mike.



Trevor Mach: Amy, I don't want to hear another word about it! Normally I could care less about what people say about me or what they think of me, but if you call me an oppressor one more time I'm going to LOSE IT! Look at the guys standing by my side right now. They don't think I'm an oppressor. They all stood up and earned what they have, I just opened the door for them. In fact, I think I've done a damn good job as Boss around here.

Amy Angel: You would think that, but the truth is you've been terrible from day one. You've thrown yourself into the mix one too many times, and you and I both know that you're not mentally fit to hold that job anymore. Yes, I have access to your medical records, it comes with my position.

Trevor Mach: It doesn't matter what you say or think on the subject. You act like EBW is so wrong and oppressive, but the people, the actual people, have always been in charge around here, I just work for them. They VOTED me in, and I'm going to do right by them, not by a bunch of whiners who want everything handed to them on a silver platter. That's not how justice works!

Amy Angel: Rufus Poochyfud is the only reason people were deluded into thinking you could be President, and from day 1 you have taken that faith and goodwill that the people had in you and you've smashed it on the ground! You've played games with the careers of your employees, especially Tack Angel he-

Trevor Mach: Tack Angel is my best friend and the closest thing to a brother I have in this business, but when I came into power I had to treat him the same as anyone else. Despite all that I will admit to making one mistake as Boss. I hired you, not on the grounds of your mental prowess, but on the grounds that I figured you and Tack would hit it off and I was right.

Amy Angel: Well you obviously should not have underestimated my genius, because now I'm going to take your company right out from under you and give it to the people.

Trevor Mach: It's not my company. It's always belonged to the people, and it always will as long as I keep EBW away from a demented power hungry bitch like you!

Amy Angel: Power hungry? I just believe in what is right, that's why I'm going to use the power I do have to make things right. Might makes right as they say.

Trevor Mach: They don't say that....I say that. Might does make right in wrestling, so how about we stop bickering and get right down to it. You want EBW and you want to bring me and the roster to our knees. To do that you need to get through my EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega and I don't think you can do that. You'll need to get through Infinity Division Champion Firebrand X and I don't think you can do that either. Amigo and Mike? Not a chance you're getting through them!

Amy Angel: All I have to do is start at the top, and the rest will come crumbling down. EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega, I don't suppose I could convince you to defect to a group that will truly appreciate you?

Camilo Ortega: I don't need appreciation to feel justified in my existence. My Grandmother always said don't try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history sort out the rest. I do have convictions though, as well as loyalty. As long as I am EBW World Champion I will stand by the company I am representing.

Amy Angel: Well then, we're just going to have to take the belt off of you won't we? Bushido is coming up and-

Trevor Mach: Yes, Bushido IS coming up, and considering the memories I have from that pay per view in the past I'm going to book a show that ensures it lives up to that past.

Amy Angel: You gave me too much authority in this department too I'm afraid. You put me in charge of talent relations and you gave me the authority to do what I had to to make the talent happy. That's why one of my men in the ring should get a title shot against Camilo Ortega....to make them happy.

Trevor Mach: Oh no you don't she-devil! The guys backing me up more than deserve the title shot! It ain't happening!

Amy Angel: Looks like we've reach an impasse. We'll have to settle this soon as Bushido is not far off and I want a new champion in place ASAP.

Trevor Mach: You act like it's a done deal! Camilo Ortega is a bro amongst bros and he can take any of those guys on at any time. You're ready right Camilo?

Camilo Ortega: To ask if I'm ready is to assume their are moments in my life when I'm NOT ready.

Trevor Mach: HA! That's why he's so damn awesome. I tell you what Amy, I'm going to be the bigger person and make a compromise. I'll get three guys and you get three guys. We'll have them battle it out, and the three that survive will face off in the same night. That winner can get Camilo Ortega. That's what it takes to take on a fighter of Camilo's caliber.

Amy Angel: Fine, I have no objections to that. Any one of my family could defeat Ortega, because we have justice and righteousness on our side. Our cause is just and our victory is assured. We'll decide who faces who later. I'm patient enough for that. I was patient enough to deal with you all this time.

Trevor Mach: I'm tired of all the yakkity yak. This is still EBW and in EBW we freaking wrestle! Clear the ring and let's get this show started dammit! Firebrand, you're up first brosef!

-Opening match was for the Infinity Division Championship, as Firebrand X put the belt on the line against Bolshoi in a hot contest. The antics of Bolshoi didn't phase FBX and the two had a fantastic back and forth in the early goings. Bolshoi nearly captured the title with a Bolshoi Bomb, but Firebrand escaped and hit a Bridging package powerbomb called the Phoenix Plex to get the pin and the record 10th Title Defense. Big night for the rookie king as he showed respect to his opponent and shook his hand. Shadow and Hotlanta tried to get involved after the match, but Firebrand and Bolshoi teamed up to keep them out of the ring. ***1/2 Stars

-6-Man Mixed Action saw the odd trio of Antonio Daman, Cherub Kid, and Doctor Degrees taking on Noah Jennings, Shadow, and Hotlanta of WAR. Crazy action throughout the match, but the shifty tactics of the WAR team lead to an already hurt Jennings playing up the injury to trick Cherub and clock him with his wrist watch before tossing him to Shadow who nailed the Shadow Driver and got the pin. ***Stars

Amy Angel: Tack, there you are! I have been looking for you for days! Do you know how worried I've been?!

Tack Angel: ....Sorry....I've....had a lot on my mind.

Amy Angel: Tack, I know this hasn't been easy but that wedding and those vows were real. We belong together and I want you to stand with me in WAR.

Tack Angel: It's a lot to process what you're asking me Amy. I wasn't planning on this being a problem. I think we could just be happy together as man and wife. I put myself out these like I never have before to ask you to marry me and now......I wonder if you ever loved me at all.

Amy Angel: Tack I do love you more than anything.

Tack Angel: Enough to leave with me right now and leave WAR?

Amy Angel: Yes.

Tack Angel: Oh....wait....wait what? I wasn't expecting that answer. You'd rejoin EBW for me?

Amy Angel: I'm not going back to EBW, but if you wanted to run away from all of this I would follow you.

Tack Angel: .....I don't run away.

Amy Angel: I know, which is why things are the way they are.

Tack Angel: .....

Amy Angel: I don't think you understand just what WAR really means. It's about freedom and hope for those who don't have it.

Tack Angel: I must be watching a different show as I have never seen that.

Amy Angel: That's because you're on the other side of the conflict. Come over to my side and you'll see what I mean. All you've ever wanted to do was bring joy to the people and you could with me and with WAR. Think about it Tack.....please....for me....for our marriage.....think about it.

Tack Angel: ....I will.....I really truly will.

-Jet Set Future continue their winning ways in a big match with SinDOS. Avion and Metrion tried putting the hurt on the luchablades duo, but they ran circles around their opponents before Grind was able to take down Avion and hit the Corkscrew 630° Senton before getting the pin. Excellent effort from a fast rising team. ***Stars

-The Tag Team Championships were on the line next as Tack Angel and Swift put the straps on the line against the reformed Lovekick Connection. Hot action from bell to bell with Tack Angel trying to set everything aside to focus on the match though Lovekick dominated the action during the early stages of the match. Jamie OD fired away on Swift until the Brawler tackled him into the corner. Sal made the blind tag and took Swift to the mat where he put in the Paradise Lock, but Tack made the save with a big TaToBa Kick. He made the save, but his distant attitude lead to Jamie OD clocking him with a high kick to the back of the head. Lovekick went to work on the champs with combo moves and tried to isolate Tack when he tagged in. The team work paid off as Tack's frustrations lead to him eating a Penalty Kick and getting dropped by Sal's Kokoro Hiraite Kaori and pinned for the 1-2-3. Lovekick won the match to once again become Tag Team Champions after over a year apart. Sal rebounded quickly from his series with Camilo to bring the coveted tag belts into the WAR camp. ***Stars

After the match Tack wandered off as Swift trashed the ringside area. Sal and Jamie followed Tack to the back...



Sal Paradise: Hey man, slow down for a second.

Tack Angel: Did you follow me to gloat? I'm sorry, my heart wasn't in the match and-

Jamie OD: HAHA! Slow down dudemeister, we're not here to gloat!

Sal Paradise: We wanted to say good match.

Tack Angel: You did?

Sal Paradise: Yeah, just sorry that you weren't feeling it. If you want a rematch anytime just let us know.

Tack Angel: You guys are acting.....kind of weird.

Sal Paradise: What makes you say that? You're one of us right? You're married to Amy, and that makes you alright in our book. We treat our own with respect. You might think we're all a bunch of dick heels, but we do what we do because we have to.

Tack Angel: I might not agree with all that, but I appreciate the offer for a rematch. I don't know if Swift would want to team with me again or not, but still....thanks.

Sal Paradise: Do the right thing Tack. Listen to the will of the people. You do know that Amy wants you to lead us too right?

Tack Angel: Aren't you the so called voice of the people?

Sal Paradise: I am the voice and I do as I please, but I respect Amy enough to adhere to what WAR is doing. She opened a lot of eyes the day she got showed us what we could do to bring justice to EBW, so I owe her for that. That's a great wife you've got there.

Tack Angel: Thanks.

Sal Paradise: Think about it.

Tack Angel: I will....

-Main event time, as EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega was set to lead Kinniku Mike and Amigo against Troy, Maurice, and Little Mac. Amy Angel stacked the odds against Team Ortega by bringing back Nerdler as a full time referee. The WAR ref sided with the WAR team like you would expect, and Troy managed to get the win for his team after Maurice clocked Amigo with a loaded fist before the Maelstrom Openweight Champion ate a punt kick and got pinned. Good match though tainted by the return of Nerdler. **1/2 Stars

After the match EBW and WAR teams continued to brawl until Amy Angel came out to the center of the ring she asked for Tack Angel to come out so they could talk and she could convince him why WAR was the only choice. As Tack came out so did EBW Boss Trevor Mach. Trevor and Amy shot dagger through each other with their glances as Tack picked up a mic.

Tack Angel: Amy! Trevor! Please, give me a minute here as I have something to say. Amy, I love you and I promised that we would always stand together, but at the same time I have found friendship and loyalty in EBW and I swore to remain loyal myself. Through everything I have stood by the company I love, but I also have to think about the woman I love....my wife. Trevor....Amy....this is a hard decision but what I think I should do is-

Trevor Mach: Tack.....let me save you the trouble.....you're fired.

A collective gasp ended the show as Trevor Mach had just fired his best friend...



EBW: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. Wildstyle Eagleland Championship: Simon Stuart(c) beat Noah Jennings (0:13) via German Suplex through Table -> Pin -> 1st Defense
2. Infinity Division Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Bolshoi (8:02) via Phoenix Plex -> Pin -> 10th Defense
3. 6-Man Mixed Division Tag: Noah Jennings/Shadow/Hotlanta beat Antonio Daman/Cherub Kid/Doctor Degrees (9:18) via Hotlanta Bellerophon Bomb on Cherub Kid -> Pin
4. Tag Team: Grind/Switchback beat Avion/Metrion (8:59) via Grind Corkscrew 630° Senton on Avion -> Pin
5. Tag Team Championship: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Tack Angel(c)/Swift(c) (19:09) via Paradise Kokoro Hiraite Kaori on Tack Angel -> Pin -> NEW EBW Tag Team Champions!
6. 6-Man Mixed Division Tag: Maurice/Little Mac/Troy beat Camilo Ortega/Kinniku Mike/Amigo (9:50) via Troy Punt Kick on Amigo -> Pin

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Announcer: EBW is ramping up again with another big pay per view on the way. Bushido will take place in just one week and the Twoson Fairgrounds have already been sold out merely on the promise of a Camilo Ortega title bout. The man who walks the path of Heaven has truly stepped up as an ace and defender of the company since winning the title and the rise of WAR. Hater caught up with our World Champion in the SURGE Dojo, where the champ was sparring with the Maelstrom champ Amigo...



Hater: NYAH! Hater here with-

Camilo Ortega: Shhh....when facing a worthy foe, my attention must be solely fixated on the task at hand.

Amigo: He means shut it, we're sparring.

Hater: I see that, but can I just get a little interview time in?

Camilo Ortega: Time waits for no man, so use the few minutes I'm about to give you wisely.

Hater: Right, so we've got Bushido coming up and you've got several big potential opponents to deal with. Will you be ready not knowing who your opponent is until a couple days before the show?

Camilo Ortega: The opponent doesn't matter. They all have strengths and they all have weaknesses. My Grandmother says to always be prepared for anything, and I know that I am. Because I have eliminated my weaknesses and I have taken control of my destiny.

Hater: What makes you sound so confident about that?

Camilo Ortega: Because while I don't know who my opponent will be I do know that I will face them in a match of my choice, and since Bushido in the past has been about the celebration of the wrestling and mma hybrid style, I will face my opponent in a Hybrid match. I have proven myself in that environment before and I will do it again. Now, if you'll excuse me, the Maelstrom Openweight Champion and I are sparing. Oh wait, one more thing. Walking the path of Heaven, I am the man who will rule over everything...

Hater: Nyah, well that about wraps it up and-

Kinniku Mike: Hello everyone, I'm Kinniku Mike the controversial former EBW Champion, and I'd like to talk to you about something very important. Breast Cancer is the #1 killer of boobies and the people attached to them too I suppose. I want this evil EVIL CANCER TO DIE! WALKING THE PATH OF SLEAZE, I WILL DESTROY BREAST CANCER AND I'LL BE THE MAN WHO TOUCHES ALL THE BOOBIES! AH! AH! AAAAAH.....and remember....EBW Cares!



Trevor Mach: Bullshit! I know what I'm doing!

Ryan IQ: Trevor, what did you expect to happen!? Of course people are call your sanity into question....more than usual. I mean you just fired one of our biggest draws and merch sellers! You put him right into the hands of WAR. You KNOW that Amy is going to scoop him right back up into the WAR camp!

Trevor Mach: I'm not crazy! I had my reasons dammit!

Ness: Whatever reasons you may have we can't question them as you're the Boss, however the Board of Directors would like an explanation.

Trevor Mach: Wait a minute....wait...a.....MINUTE! When the HELL did we get a Board of Directors?!

Ryan IQ: We've always had a Board of Directors.....literally always.

Trevor Mach: You're jerking my chain!

Ryan IQ: I don't jerk chains.....I make money.

Ness: They want to talk to you man. This is the first time they've ever wanted a meeting like this.

Ryan IQ: It might also have something to do with your latest medical report and psyche evaluation. Yes, I can always get into your medical records.

Trevor Mach: CURSES! I'm going to have those burned! I mean come on! What happened to privacy!?

Ness: Are you going to have the talk with the Board?

Trevor Mach: Do I have a choice?

Ness: Well I guess you don't really have to but-

Trevor Mach: Then I'm not!

Ryan IQ: *sigh* Trevor, go to the meeting. This is important.

Trevor Mach: Gah! Fine! Whatever! My ride is here, peace out yall!

Lady M's: Get on the back, you're riding bitch.

Trevor Mach: Whatever you say Waifu. We're going to have to make a little stop and....hey.....I thought you were going to quit smoking?

Lady M's: I was going to quit I REALLY was, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.

Trevor Mach: HA! Suck it conventional wisdom!

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Announcer: True to the statements from Director Ness and Vice President IQ, the recently fired Tack Angel was immediately brought back into the fold by Amy Angel and WAR. The Pushpin Seraphim is joining his wife on the other side of the battle lines, and for the first time EBW is without its guardian angel...



Amy Angel: Today marks a history day in wrestling, as one the sports greatest champions has joined the side of truth and justice. WAR is renewed in its battle against the tyrannical EBW, and we will prevail now that the Angel Family is together.

Reporter #1: Tack Angel, what are you plans now that you've become an enemy to EBW, and do you feel that not even being fired a week might draw parallels to some other wrestler who doesn't understand the concept of being fired?

Tack Angel: I assure you that CP Munk understands the concept of being fired if that's who you're talking about. As for WAR and EBW, I was conflicted in my thoughts and I still am, but I have found myself in this position and I will do what I can for my wife and her dreams. Her dreams will become my dreams and we'll work to build a better EBW.

Reporter #1: Uh....he does know I wasn't talking about CP Munk right?

Amy Angel: No more questions!

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?: Yous dere, yous standsis befores da Board of Directorses for a very important reason!



Trevor Mach: Wait what?! Rishin Fliger?! Curry Man?! You're a member of the Board?! BOOMBOX GUY?! What kind of fresh madness is this?! Don't tell me....wait a minute.....you want to lambast me for what I did with Tack Angel? Go for it! I'm not sorry I did it! I did what I had to do for my reasons and as the Boss of EBW I stand by my decisions. I don't work for you I work for the people and I do what I want! I don't care if you think I'm out of line or think that I'm making bad decisions. I stand by my decisions. I walked through Hell with Destroyer A and YEAH I might have suffered for it, but nothing has changed and I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing no matter what! So you know what? Judge all you want! We're all going to die someday and I intend to deserve it!

Rishin Fliger: Acutallys, we were just goings to asks yous how to sets up da DVRs.

Trevor Mach: Oh.....well that's different! Of course I will, I just have one question for you first.....WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!

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Rishin Fliger: Dos you knows why you are here!?

Ryan IQ: I don't even know where HERE is!



Ryan IQ: Wait a minute....so THIS was the place that Trevor was talking about, but....he said there were only three people here. Apple Kid and Orange Kid?! You're members of the board too?

Orange Kid: Of course, our combined genius is necessary to help keep things in order around here. You don't actually expect to get any insight out of those three do you? Rishin Fliger can barely speak Eaglish for crying out loud!

Ryan IQ: Then where were you before?

Apple Kid: You think all we do is stand in pillars of light in this dark room all day!? We got things to do.....stuff ya know.....things. Can't spend all my time in this room. I don't even know where this room is to be honest!

Ryan IQ: You don't know either? Then why am I here?

Camilo Ortega: More importantly, why am I here?

Ryan IQ: Camilo?

?: No, I really want to know what I'm doing here if that's alright.

Ryan IQ: Eh? Who are you?

Apple Kid: Pizza guy. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get pizza when you can't give directions! "Yeah, do you deliver to the 4th Dimension?" Yeah, I think not.

Orange Kid: Listen Ry Ry, you're here because we want to tell you that Trevor Mach might not be of sound mind, but he is still more than capable of doing his job considering he was able to fix our DVR.

Apple Kid: I haven't seen Storage Wars in weeks.

Ryan IQ: Fantastic, but we've got more important things to worry about. Amy Angel is making a power grab and we were stupid enough to let her do it.

Rishin Fliger: Dat green hairs chick scareses Rishin Fligers.

Orange Kid: We can't do much about that. Her contract is air tight. The problem is that the pizza we ordered is not in my stomach yet.

Apple Kid: Yeah, someone hand that pizza over here.

Pizza Delivery Man: Here! Take it! Can I go now!?

Camilo Ortega: I'm still waiting for an answer.

Orange Kid: Ah, Camilo Ortega, you sir have caught my interest more than anyone in EBW.

Rishin Fliger: Rishin Fligers is impressed with the champs.

Camilo Ortega: Is that all there is to this? I appreciate the sentiments, but I was in the middle of something so if you don't mind I-

Apple Kid: We want to know if you're incorruptible. Dark times are looming now that Tack Angel is on the other side. The people need a symbol and they need someone they can trust to lead EBW in a crisis.

Camilo Ortega: Heh.....don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of everything. I'm all the hope you'll ever need.  

Pizza Delivery Guy: CAN I PLEASE GO NOW?!

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Announcer: We got some very interesting footage today from EBW Tower, where former 4-Time Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings made a stop inside the head office of Director of Wrestling Ness...



Ness: Jennings? What are you doing here?

Biggs: You want us to toss him into the dumpster sir?

Ness: What? No! Why would I have you do that?

Wedge: Well, Trevor and Ryan IQ like to-

Ness: Yeah yeah I got it. I do things a little differently. Noah Jennings, what do you want?

Noah Jennings: First off, what the hell Red Shirts?! I'm standing right here! That's just rude! Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings! I come offering good tidings and an offer that you can't possibly refuse.

Ness: Yeah, we'll see about that. What's your offer?

Noah Jennings: It's simple really....I want to switch sides.

Ness: Switch sides? Leave WAR?

Noah Jennings: Exactly!

Ness: Can I ask why?

Noah Jennings: You can! I think what you meant to say was "MAY I ask why?".

Ness: *sigh* Just get on with it.

Noah Jennings: I'm tired of the games in WAR. I'm a high caliber wrestler and the most sophisticated gentleman in EBW, plus do you know anyone else who can pull off purple like this? I mean really, I look fantastic! I'm a power player, and the addition of Tack Angel puts one too many power players in WAR for my taste. I'd rather balance the scales a bit.

Ness: I think you'd rather just not work with Tack Angel.

Noah Jennings: .....Alright that MIGHT be part of it....but not the whole thing. Let's get serious here I'm really looking out for my best interests and I think WAR is intending to make an example out of EBW. If EBW goes down my contract doesn't get paid out and that upsets me. I wish to join you and pledge my undying loyalty.....as long as I continue to get paid.

Ness: Going where the money is eh? Well this might surprise you, but I don't trust you for a second.

Noah Jennings: And why would you, but I'm being frank with you. I saw what EBW is willing to do to survive. I saw a man go the distance with Sal Paradise and make it out the other side only to ask for more. I saw a man blow up a cruise liner and fire his best friend at the drop of a hat. That's ruthless. I like ruthless. I want to be apart of that again.

Ness: Well, we'll see about that. Maybe fighting fire with fire wouldn't be so bad. Alright then, you're booked. On Xcite you will face Retro Hippie and Chad the Hipster in Handicap action. You fight it out like a man and we'll see where this road goes between you and EBW.

Noah Jennings: Consider it done.

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Announcer: On Xcite we will determine Camilo Ortega's opponent for Bushido in a mini-tournament of sorts. 6 men will fight for the spot, and it will lead to a 3-Way match with the champs as Special Referee. One of the participants has yet to be named. The winner will go on to face Camilo in a Maelstrom Hybrid style fight. An Xcite you won't want to miss.

EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. Handicap: Noah Jennings vs. Retro Hippie/Chad the Hipster
2. Singles Qualifier: Firebrand X vs. Troy
3. Singles Qualifier: Kinniku Mike vs. Maurice
4. Singles Qualifier: Amigo vs. TBD
5. Non-Title Tag: Antonio Daman/Doctor Degrees vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
6. 3-Way Decision: TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD Special Referee: Camilo Ortega

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Nerma: Nerma here backstage just before Xcite is supposed to get underway and I'm tailing the Boss Trevor Mach trying to get a word. Trevor. Trevor!

Trevor Mach: You rang?

Nerma: Trevor, the world has been dying to know why last week you fired Tack Angel and essentially handed him over to Amy Angel and WAR.

Trevor Mach: I'm sure they have.

Nerma: Well are you going to enlighten all of us? I mean, I kind of want to know myself on a personal level. I think all of EBW is wondering why?

Trevor Mach: That's for me to know and you to possibly maybe find out if I feel like telling you. I'm the Boss, and I've got to make some tough decisions. Making decisions for myself has always been easy. Doing things for other people, now that can be a real bitch. Speaking of Amy Angel, if you see her you can tell her something. You can tell her I said "You're welcome".

Nerma: Now what was that all about?



Ness: You want what now?

Amy Angel: I want the three qualifiers to be No Rules.

Ness: Why would I do that? WAR has no issue with doing whatever it takes to win as it is. I get rid of the rules and we could probably expect an all WAR main event.

Amy Angel: You've got us all wrong. We had to do some hostile things to get people's attention, but things are different now. We may have SOME scrupulous characters in our organization, but as a whole we're going to show the world that we can be more trustworthy than EBW.

Ness: Yeah, I'm sure people will buy that.

Amy Angel: It's not something we're selling. Tack Angel, my husband is proof enough of our genuine attitude. He would never be apart of something so villainous.

Ness: I don't want any part of this trust exercise personally but, I'll play your game in the spirit of fairness. To show WAR what fairness really is, and by the way, it doesn't involve chucking someone over the side of a cruise ship in the middle of nowhere.

Amy Angel: That was quite unfortunate and-

Ness: Yeah yeah yeah. We're going to play your game, but we have one condition. It's a condition set by Trevor Mach himself.

Amy Angel: Do tell.

Ness: Tack Angel has to be the third WAR representative for tonight's qualifiers.

Amy Angel: Really? Trevor Mach wants that?

Camilo Ortega: I want it too.

Amy Angel: Camilo Ortega, I would still love to get you on our side, but I think Tack Angel, Troy, or Maurice would make fine champions as well. You've got a deal Ness.



EBW is already just one week away from Bushido in the Twoson Fairgrounds, where EBW and WAR continue their ongoing conflict and Camilo Ortega will attempt to continue his amazing title reign. Tonight on Xcite, the opponent for said match would be determined.

-Opening match saw recent defection Noah Jennings try to prove himself to the EBW brass by taking on Retro Hippie and Chad the Hipster in a Handicap Match. The normally slimy and tricky Noah handled the match legitimately for a change and easily scored a win with a Stock Market Crash on Hippie. Is Noah turning legit? ***Stars

-The first No Rules qualifier would see a first ever singles match between Infinity Division Champion Firebrand X and the WAR Muscle Troy. The supposed trust exercise almost ended before it could start as Shadow loomed near the ring, however Little Mac appeared and asked him to stay away. Unexpectedly Firebrand controlled the pace of the match with some unexpected fire, chopping down Troy and keeping him down. The brutal opening minutes has Troy livid and he fought back, slamming Firebrand into the ring post and then onto the mat hard for aggressive ground and pound. The fans were behind the champion underdog, who switched styles from lucha to MMA inspired ground moves to try and beat Troy, but nothing would keep the War Muscle down. Late in the match Troy had Firebrand on the ropes when he came in with the Punt. The kick forced Firebrand's mask right off and underneath it was demonic warpaint as an angry and vicious Firebrand stood back up and actually startled Troy before spitting a strange mist into his face and flooring him with a kick. Firebrand used some of the hardcore weapons littered around the ring quite aggressively before using a chair to assist with a Double Knee Facebuster before getting the pin and the win. Huge win for the Infinity Champ, as he showed yet another facet of his enigmatic persona, a vicious monster hiding underneath the mask. ****Stars

-Maurice and Kinniku Mike were up next in the No Rules qualifying matches, with the trust against almost being broken, this time by both Amigo and Jamie OD, who both came out for different targets, but held back on the orders of Amy Angel and Ness. Kinniku Mike controlled the match, slamming his former SURGE partner to mat, setting him up for the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. However, Jamie OD broke the truce just as expected and blindsided Mike with a high kick, allowing Maurice to clobber him with the KO Punch and get the pin. Amy Angel appeared to be yell at Jamie OD, but the Hooligan laughed it off and danced his way to the back with an angry Kinniku Mike not far behind him. ***Stars

-Tack Angel was up next in his first match as part of Wrestling and Reckoning, and he battled Maelstrom Openweight Champion Amigo in the last of the No Rules Qualifier matches. Unlike the other matches no one tried to get involved, and also unlike the other matches the two opponents showed respect and didn't rely on outside weapons or overly brutal tactics. Tack Angel looked like a man conflicted, but he had to keep on guard with Amigo, who looked focused and determined. Amigo looked to have the match wrapped up with a series of suplexes, but at the cheering of Amy Angel, Tack got fired up and made his wife proud by reversing a suplex and hitting his own Angel Driver in a lightning fast sequence that caught Amigo off guard and got him pinned. Tack Angel showing that when he's focused the Pushpin Seraphim is hard to top. ****Stars

-The new Tag Team Champions LoveKick battled the odd couple tandem of Doctor Degrees and Antonio Daman in a quick tag battle. The veteran team easily overwhelmed the new team, and while Antonio had the ladies on his side, Sal and Jamie had the experience. Jamie sent Antonio to the outside with a high kick while Sal submitted the good Doctor with the Paradise Lock ***Stars

-It was now main event time, as EBW World Champion Camilo Ortega donned the referee stripes to watch as three men battled to determine his Bushido opponent. Tack Angel and Maurice were apart of the same group, but that didn't stop them from tangling in the early going, with Firebrand breaking it up with a top rope splash on the two of them. The Infinity Division Champion looked like he belonged in the match, and with the crowd conflicted with Tack Angel, FBX got the majority of the cheers. Shadow made his presence known again, taking Firebrand's mask right off and backing up towards the entrance. Firebrand snapped back into a demonic stupor and chased Shadow to the back. Maurice missed on a KO Punch attempt, and the EBW World Champion had to count the 1-2-3 after Tack capitalized with a high kick and finally a high risk TaToBa Kick for the pin. Tack Angel, the newest member of WAR has found himself once again in title contention, and the match is coming very soon. Camilo Ortega versus Tack Angel in a Hybrid Style Match at Bushido! ****Stars

Tack Angel: Trevor......Trevor...



Tack Angel: TREVOR WAIT! I'm talking to you!

Trevor Mach: Yeah Tack? What can I do for you?

Tack Angel: What can you do for me? What can you DO for me? Didn't you already do for me by firing me?! I want to know why and I want to know now!

Trevor Mach: Well, since when did you become the physical type?

Tack Angel: Trevor, the Back to the Future quotes need to stop. My best friend fired me and I want to know why, now you level with me right now.

Trevor Mach: You're acting like I did something horrible to you Tack! I did you a freaking favor for crying out loud!

Tack Angel: A favor?! You call firing me a favor?! That's crazy even for you!

Trevor Mach: Think about it! You were having to choose between us and your wife.....YOUR WIFE! I told you this once....I made you a promise....that I was going to do everything I could to make sure you guys were happy and together. That's a promise I intend to keep.

Tack Angel: You took the choice from me!

Trevor Mach: IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A CHOICE! Even if Amy Angel is on top of my beef list right now, I'm not going to let you make a mistake and stand by the company when the love of your life is standing on the other side. I'm not going to have that on my conscience or yours. I made the decision and as Boss I stand by my decision!

Tack Angel: Yeah? Well maybe just maybe Amy is right about you then.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah?

Tack Angel: Yeah. You didn't have the right to decide my fate.

Trevor Mach: And you don't have the right put EBW in jeopardy or your marriage! I don't get serious about a lot of things, but I'm getting serious about this. You might think I'm a villain but I'm not backing down. You're going to have to do everything you can for your marriage and for what's important to your wife, and that's WAR. You're going to have to hate me because I'm going to try and stop WAR......and that's just the way it is. Don't like it? Don't worry.....I'll make it easy on you....I'm good at getting people to hate me. Good luck at Bushido.

Tack Angel: .....

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1. Handicap: Noah Jennings beat Retro Hippie/Chad the Hipster (5:18) via Stock Market Crash on Retro -> Pin
2. No Rules Singles Qualifier: Firebrand X beat Troy (8:26) via Chair Assisted Double Knee Facebuster -> Pin
3. No Rules Singles Qualifier: Maurice beat Kinniku Mike (5:53) via KO Punch -> Pin
4. No Rules Singles Qualifier: Tack Angel beat Amigo (9:30) via Angel Driver -> Pin
5. Non-Title Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD beat Antonio Daman/Doctor Degrees (4:04) via Paradise Lock on Degrees -> Submission
6. 3-Way Decision: Tack Angel beat Maurice and Firebrand X Special Referee: Camilo Ortega(10:10) via TaToBa Kick -> Pin