Announcer: News Flash! EBW Network has just gotten footage of an attack on the NEW EBW World Champion, when Zodiac blindsided him into a Wildstyle scenario. The self proclaimed "Master of Reality" was on hand in New Onett as part of a constant push by EBW officials to get the company back into the Onett area. Of course they once again wanted nothing to do with that. It was at this time the attack occurred. Infinity Division Champion Aries sent Taurus out to attack FBX, and body dropped him right onto the pavement hard. They brought out a referee, but this wasn't a match at all and more like abusing the system to try and embarrass the new champ...



-Wildstyle Falls Count Anywhere Singles: Taurus beat Firebrand X (0:05) via Back Body Drop on Pavement -> Pin

Announcer: Aries promised that they were just getting started with the new EBW World Champion, and said that next time they would demand that Firebrand put the belt on the line, or they would take it from him the hard way. This concludes the EBW Network News Update, now stay tuned for WAR: Xperience, ONLY on the EBW Network!



Amy Angel: Just where the hell do you think you too are going?! You're late....again!

Sal Paradise: Do we care?

Jamie OD: HAHA! NO! She thinks we care! HAHA!

Amy Angel: Save it! I've had all I can stand from Lovekick Connection. Sal, you turned your back on me, and Jamie OD.....I don't know what's wrong with Jamie OD, but it's bad. You guys cost us a clean sweep of the draft picks!

Sal Paradise: Again....do we care? You know you say you're sick of us, but in reality we're even more sick of you. You pathetic hypocrite. See, Sal Paradise was willing to play nice and work for you when it was good for me and the so called cause. The man of the people was going to be your champion to fight the good fight, but look at what you did the moment you got a little bit of power. You conformed! You gave me a taste of revolution, but I want the whole damn thing.

Amy Angel: That part is over. Now, we fight for the people by giving them the better promotion and-

Jamie OD: WRONG!

Sal Paradise: That part is far from over. That part is just beginning. Jamie OD and I are going to take that part and we're gonna run with it, cause we're not taking order from anyone anymore! See, we didn't REALLY join WAR for you. We did it for ourselves, but we also did it for a man with a vision named Destroyer A.

Jamie OD: Anarchy....is just....MORE FUN! AHAHAHAHA!

Sal Paradise: He helped us, and now we're going to give him the key back into this dump, and back into EBW. Oh by the way, don't call us Lovekick Connection anymore. That name has kind of lost its meaning. Our sexual and physical prowess is not in question here. You can call us Firestarter!

Amy Angel: Lovekick....Firestarter....it makes no difference who you are, you work for WAR, and WAR works for the people! If you want to serve the cause you need to get in that ring tonight and fight for the people!

Sal Paradise: No! Don't you get it? We're done with the people! We catered to them for too long. We didn't really want to deal with pandering, and corporate sponsors, or "rules", and "regulations. Those people out there can walk to the beat of our drum if they feel like it, but it doesn't really matter. Firestarter is going to remind you what a revolution is. Hell, Zodiac has been running around doing that job for us! I'll admit that and I can't even really stand them! Out of our way....AMY.....we've got more to say, but not to you.

Amy Angel: Don't take another step or you lose your spots in the Euro-Continental Championship tournament.

Sal Paradise: I! DON'T! CARE! Your precious brother Stu is going to win that anyways. That's what you want isn't it? Geez, you're as two faced and pathetic as all the others. At least with us you know you stand, and if you don't get out of our way you won't be standing much longer.

Amy Angel: You're a bastard Sal, but even you wouldn't hit a pregnant woman!

Sal Paradise: Who me? I NEVER would! .......Jamie might.

Jamie OD: Wanna find out?! HAHAHA!

Amy Angel: ....Fine....go.....but you're out of the matches.

Sal Paradise: Whatever.

Amy Angel: *sigh*

Sal Paradise: Jamie, bust out the flag and the lighter, it's time to make an example.

Retro Hippie: Hey! What are you guys doing?!

Sal Paradise: Hippie, you rattle your saber for WAR's ends enough, now you can rattle it for us, or you can get knocked out.

Retro Hippie: What?

Sal Paradise: Jamie.

Jamie OD: GOTCHA!

*Jamie OD headbutts Retro Hippie*

Retro Hippie: OOF!



Sal Paradise: Is the camera on? It better be. Look at this WAR viewing audience. This flag is the symbol of our "wonderful" country, and yet I'm burning it to ashes. Why? Cause I'm SICK and TIRED of the bullshit hypocrisy in this country, in this city of Fourside, and in this very building. WAR was going to change everything, but they stopped just short of the finish line. Firestarter, is going burn up that finish line. We're going the anarchy route? Why? Boredom maybe.....mostly because.....we just feel like it. Oooo, what a motive right?! Newsflash, we're not here to impress you, and we're not here to entertain you. We're here to do what we want....when we want.

Jamie OD: I'm the Firestarter! Twisted Firestarter! AHAHAHAHA!



WAR is finding cracks in its armor as it looks to the future with brand new talent and the return of a fan favorite in the new home for pro wrestling heroes. Xperience opened up with controversy, as Sal Paradise and Jamie OD rebranded themselves as Firestarter, and promised to take WAR over the edge by any means necessary. Tonight, they find themselves removed from a mini tournament to crown the first WAR Euro-Continental Championship, the counterpart to the EBW Eagleland Championship. Also on the card, we would see the debuts of Bonk Boy and Magnum PT. In the main event, Trevor Mach would cross over to join his Tag Team Champion partner Tack Angel, Dynamic Dougie, and Cherub Kid to battle Zodiac.

-The opening match saw Bonk Boy get introduced to WAR, by a no nonsense Randy no Kachi, in a high energy Infinity Division style match up. Bonk Boy came out in high spirits and jittery off Bonk, and ran circles around the ring before flipping off the ground over the top rope in an impressive display of vertical leap. Bonk Boy was light on his feet, but green in the ring. He managed to drop RnK with a series of dropkicks, but that wouldn't keep him down long enough for the Swanton attempt that turned into a No Kachi Cutter and a pin.  Welcome to WAR Bonk Boy. **1/2 Stars

-Magnum PT got off to a much better start in his WAR debut against Hashim Al-Singh. He had the classic good looks and charisma to instantly get him over with the ladies and mustache enthusiasts in the crowd. Hashim's bad of tricks were scouted by the third generation star, who kept clear of the signature boots and clutches to hit the Super Swinging Neckbreaker known at the Mustache Ride to get the win in his debut match. Magnum PT showed a lot of potential in the Xcite match, and this further elevated his young career. Fast, but entertaining match. Made good use of the 4 minutes.***Stars

After the match, Referee Nerdler ran to the back, where both Bonk Boy and Magnum PT were waiting.



Nerdler :*huff puff* Well....since Hippie is down and out tonight, it looks like they want me to pull double duty. I better get paid double for all of this. Bonk Boy and Magnum PT, welcome to the new home for pro wrestling heroes WAR! You both had good matches, I would know I was out there, but only one of you won. Bonk Boy, how are you taking the loss?

Bonk Boy: I take everything well when I have a nice refreshing can of orange Bonk! Energy! Mmmm, it gives me the energy I need, AND it improves my mood! You can't go wrong with Bonk! *wink*

Nerdler: Oh....oh so that's what you do....you shill....you're a shill. Shilly shill shill!

Bonk Boy: Mmmm! Bonk!

Nerdler: So, you're just here to sell product?

Bonk Boy: I'm here to show that with Bonk! Energy on your side, you can be the best in wrestling and win the gold!

Nerdler: How long has it been since you've slept?

Bonk Boy: .....Not important! Mmmm! Bonk!

Nerdler: Right. Magnum PT, you DID win your match tonight in impressive fashion. Do you think you did your family proud?

Magnum PT: Proud or not doesn't to me man. I just go with the flow and try to give those fans their monies worth. Give the kiddies a role model maybe, make the ladies fall in love, and teach the men out there how to grow a manly mustache complete with this bushy chest hair. That's the chest of a real man Nerdler. Want to touch it?

Nerdler: Um....actually....I kinda do.

Magnum PT: Too bad.

Nerdler: Oh.

Magnum PT: Don't get me wrong, I'm not an egotist like my father or my grandfather, who stunk up the place with his turn of the century boxer schtick. I'm a working guy, a blue collar Joe like all of you. I just find myself in the right place, at the right time, to do my thing and eventually get that beautiful gold around my waist. Now it's time to celebrate. Margaritas on me!

Nerdler: Sweet! I mean....dang....I gotta go be a referee again.....don't start the match without me!

-Euro-Continental Mini-Tournament saw a huge upset, as Anwin managed to overcome the Alpha Beta male Troy! Sal Paradise was out of the picture for this one, and Troy was poised to dominate on the white noise ninja, but he used his speed and agility to avoid the worst of the brute. He did get caught by a choke that sent him into a corner. Troy let the elbows fly and stomped away at Anwin. He backed up to Punt Kick Anwin, but Anwin rolled out of the way and Troy smashed his foot against the post. Troy backed right into a waiting Anwin who rolled him up for the shock pin and quickly took off running before the livid big guy could retaliate. Surprising ending elevated what could have been a squash. ***1/2 Stars

-Simon Stuart took on Little Mac in the other singles match to determine who will fight for the Euro-Continental Championship. Stu came out in new attire, new entrance music, and a new attitude. He showed respect to his veteran opponent, who didn't show him the same respect and tried to KO Punch him immediately, but Stu grabbed the fist, brought Mac down and nearly locked in an STF until Mac scrambled to get away. Stuart was in top form against the veteran, using his ground skills to keep Mac off his feet and negate his striking power. Fans quickly got behind this new attitude from Stuart and popped big when he ducked another KO Punch to kick Mac and land a Jumping Spike DDT to get the pin on Mac and get a huge upset over the former multiple time champion. Huge upset. ***1/2 Stars

Simon Stuart went to the back where Amy Angel congratulated him. Anwin also walked by and shared a nod with Stuart as he went out to the ring. The finals for this mini-tournament would be happening immediately. However, before Stuart could get back to the ring, Firestarter approached Anwin and wished him luck in his match. Neither of them left the ring side area, much to the dismay of Amy Angel...

-Entertaining bout between Stuart and Anwin battling for the right to be the first WAR Euro-Continental Champion. Stu started strong and tossed Anwin to the outside and hit a flying shoulder tackle causing. Anwin fired back with a backbreaker on the apron a short time later. They had some hard-hitting exchanges before Stu hit a backbreaker on the top turnbuckle for a 2 count. Anwin ended a big strike exchange with a jumping knee for a nearfall a short time later. Anwin climbed the turnbuckles and lifted Stu up for a super static suplex and the crowd went nuts. Stu recovered quickly from a gut buster after another big exchange and took out Anwin with a huge clothesline and both men were down. They battled back to their feet, where Anwin tried a Static Suplex, but Stu escaped and trapped Anwin in a Backslide for the sudden 1-2-3! Simon Stuart became the 1st WAR Euro-Continental Champion! ***1/2 Stars

After the match, Firestarter entered into the ring and pretended to celebrate with Simon before going on the attack. Amy Angel sent out security, but Firestarter fought them off and cleared the ring before mocking the boss and running off.

-Main event saw Tag Team Champions Justice 87 teamed up with returning wrestler turned "WAR Hero" Dynamic Dougie and Cherub Kid against Leo, Scorpio, Taurus, and Aquarius in a big, exciting 8-man free for all. The match erupted into a brawl almost immediately, and it took some time for the action to get under control in the ring. Trevor Mach made the off kilter decision to try and take on all four members of Zodiac in the ring. Tack and Cherub went high risk and splashed down on all four members. Dougie and Trevor traded blind tags as they worked over Aquarius in a funny display of the cousins reuniting in the ring. Back and forth action until a spam of finishers from everyone left Tack and Taurus in the ring. Tack found himself trying to deal with this big raging bull and getting gored into the corner, but on another attempt he dodged the gore and went for the Angel Driver. Taurus flipped him over and Tack scrambled to his feet just in time to see Cherub Kid try to crash down on Taurus, but he ate a head butt in midair that floored him hard. Trevor Mach rushed back into the ring and let the knee fly that knocked Taurus back. Trevor called for the TaToBa Kick, and as Tack went high risk, the crowd suddenly erupted in panic, as Destroyer A appeared on the balcony. Firestarter rushed back into the ring to take advantage of the chaos and cause a No Contest. N/A Stars

The show ended in a big way with a three way brawl with Justice 87, Firestarter, and Zodiac. All of this as the ominous presence of DA was causing fans to run out of the XP Zone. Anarchy was the mission for Firestarter. Mission accomplished.

WAR: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. Welcome to WAR Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Bonk Boy (5:05) via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin [Winner: $500 Loser: $250]
2. Welcome to WAR Singles: Magnum PT beat Hashim Al-Singh (4:08) via Mustache Ride -> Pin [Winner: $500 Loser: $250]
3. WAR Euro-Continental Championship Semi: Anwin beat Troy (6:38) via Roll Up -> Pin [Winner: $600 Losers: $300]
4. WAR Euro-Continental Championship Semi 3-Way: Simon Stuart beat Little Mac (11:09) via Jumping Spike DDT -> Pin [Winner: $600 Losers: $300]
5. WAR Euro-Continental Championship Final: Simon Stuart beat Anwin (8:22) via Backslide -> Pin -> 1st WAR Euro-Continental Champion![Winner: $1500 Loser: $750]
6. Heroes vs. Zodiac 8-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Cherub Kid/Dynamic Dougie vs. Leo/Taurus/Aquarius/Scorpio [Winners: $1500 Loser: $750] (16:01) No Contest

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Nerma: Welcome to AFTERMATH, where we look back at the last week and tell you about what you can expect in the week to follow. It was quite the first week of 2013 for EBW and WAR. Am I right Hippie?

Retro Hippie: .....

Nerma: You're awfully quiet for once. Care to explain?

Retro Hippie: ...My face hurts.

Nerma: Oh, still hurting from Jamie OD's assault?

Retro Hippie: ....I don't want to talk about it.

Nerma: Aw, I'm actually kinda sorta sorry Hippie.

Retro Hippie: Really?

Nerma: Yeah....kinda.

Retro Hippie: Thanks. I'm still not happy though. I mean look at the ratings!

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-Weekly Ratings-

EBW: Xcite - 4.8

WAR: Xperience - 4.6

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Retro Hippie: We were #1 for one whole week and now we dropped big time! What happened?

Nerma: Both shows took a bit of a dip Hippie. It's the start of a new year and people are back to work and kids are back to school. The crazy build up to the finish last year might have left some exhausted, and right now both companies are rebuilding and reorganizing for what we have in store this year. Those ratings are still great....even....*sigh*....WAR's.

Retro Hippie: :shy:

Nerma: Don't look at me like that you stupid hippie. Doesn't feel right us getting along.

Retro Hippie:

Nerma: Moving on, EBW will hold its first big pay per view of the year in the city of Summers! The home base for Sparkle, will play host to New Year Rising 2013. Watch as the stars of EBW...*cough* WAR *cough*.... and Zodiac warm up the winter with a hot battle in Summers City! The card has yet to be determined, but like always, we can expect the EBW World Championship to play huge roll don't miss it!



New Year Rising 2013 in Summers Theme Song: i01u4zgcTU0&feature=related

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Nerma: Nerma here with another EBW News Update. Firestarter, the new name for the combination of Sal Paradise and Jamie OD is on the war path! They released this video earlier today, and now you can see it here first!



Sal Paradise: You would not BELIEVE how easy it is to get into the Xcite center. Just look at this place! What a dump! I see you too Swift! Marketing everywhere! Look at this, this Bonk! Energy machine. I never liked this stuff anyway. Look, we're even covered in marketing! Get this new Firestarter shirt....actually....you can't have it. We've got the only two. Deal with it. I just wanted to let you know that we're not going to be contained on one show. We're GOING to be on Xcite. That's all! Nothing more to see here! Move along! I said turn off the camera. Jamie, help him out.

Jamie OD: AHAHAHAHA! TURN IT OFF!

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Nerma: And now I'm joined in studio by our new EBW World Champion Firebrand X and Gemma. Glad to have you with us.

Firebrand X: Who has time to be glad in chaotic times.

Nerma: Uh.....me?

Firebrand X: ...Continue.

Nerma: You were recently attacked by Taurus of Zodiac, and they have promised to continue their assault until they get the EBW World Championship. How do you feel about all this?

Firebrand X: Cowards taking cowardly actions to avoid getting burned by the fire. I'll face them head on, but I don't have to do it alone. I-

Nikky: Need a hero to assist you, and don't worry.....I'll take the job.

Nerma: Nikky? Don't you already have a match on Xcite? Another example for w00t and Amy?

Nikky: I'm willing to pull all the stops to steal the show. That's what a hero would do.

Firebrand X: ....I already have someone in mind. I don't know you. I don't know your motivations. Thanks.....but no thanks.

Nikky: Your loss! Hope it all works out for you. Just remember EBW and WAR....I am the hero you need, and I'll prove it to you.

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Nerma: Nikky seems sure of himself, but he's not apart of the World Champion's plan, as he will team with Kinniku Mike against Zodiac. Taurus will not be on the team though, as he is set to face Noah Jennings. In other action we'll see Ditch and "DZ" get a warm welcome when they take on the EBW Tag Team Champions Justice 87. All of this and build up to New Year Rising 2013 on the next Xcite!

EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Nikky vs. Doctor Degrees
2. Welcome to EBW Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Ditch/"DZ"
3. Singles: Taurus vs. Noah Jennings
4. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Grind vs. Bolshoi vs. Switchback vs.TBA
5. Tag: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike vs. Leo/Scorpio

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Last week on Xcite, the Master of Reality Firebrand X solidified his spot as the new EBW World Champion, while the new generation debuted, with two new members joining the roster. Tonight, not only would they get a "warm" welcome to their new home, but also the EBW World Champion would team with Kinniku Mike to take on Zodiac. Tonight's episode of Xcite would also introduce a new concept for the backstage area. A new interview section where the press will ask the hard hitting questions.

-Opening bout saw Nikky once again showcase his skills for the highest bidder. Both President w00t and Amy Angel had to be watching this match intently. Doctor Degrees got a measure of offense in with a quick opening flurry and a PhDDT, but Nikky kicked out of the finisher and shook off the opening minutes. A Golden Arrow Cradle Piledriver brought the good Doctor down and secured the win for Nikky. The free agent continues to be undefeated. **1/2 Stars

After the match w00t and Angel tried to woo Nikky with big money contracts as he declined and escaped through the crowd.

-Tag Team Champions Justice 87 were up next, in a non-title match against the newest members of the EBW roster, Ditch and "DZ". Action packed match, with "DZ" making the perfect opponent for the Bushido shoot style of Mach, while Ditch had the size and reach to avoid most of Tack's kick based offense and brandish some kicks of his own while also showing off an impressive high flying style. Short sprint of a match with fast tags and an out of nowhere Macha Ye to Ditch leading to the pin for the veterans. The newcomers looked good though, already able to hang with two of the best in the business. ***1/2 Stars

Reporter #1: Tack Angel! How does it feel to be apart of another successful tag team!

Tack Angel: Well I-

Trevor Mach: This isn't just ANOTHER successful Tag Team! This is THE successful tag team! Justice 87! Woooo!

Tack Angel: Uh....yeah....what he said.

Reporter #2: What are your plans as a team moving forward?

Tack Angel: Well, we're going to keep fighting, winning, and proving that friendship and teamwork will overcome anything!

Trevor Mach: Uh....yeah....what he said. Look, I've been with previous teams before, and Tack's been....well a tag whore of sorts.

Tack Angel: Hey!

Trevor Mach: But the point is this. This is the first time we've tagged together full time, and that's for a reason! We've waited for time when the wrestling world would be ready for our collective awesomeness!

Tack Angel: We have?

Trevor Mach: We're a tag team straight out of the 80's! Nothing you can throw at us can compare to our 80's style and bravado!

Tack Angel: He's not speaking for me right now....for the record.

Trevor Mach: What do you see when you see the two of us? Best! Tag Team! Ever! BOOSH!

Sal Paradise: I'll tell you what I see.....a couple of pathetic jokes. You won those belts by blindsiding me and Jamie. Hey nice scheme by the way. Ensuring that you could collect twice the cash by being on both shows every week.

Jamie OD: Trevor Mach the family man! AHAHAHA!

Trevor Mach: Tack....get the Fire Extinguisher.

Tack Angel: You're right. They might light something up at any moment.

Trevor Mach: No, I just want something heavy to hit them with.

Tack Angel: ....Guess it works for both then.

Reporter #1: Sal Paradise! Jamie OD! Why are you here? Why are you interrupting Justice 87?

Sal Paradise: Justice? Ha! The only justice we'll get is if there two decide to hand over those title belts back to us, but I don't see that happening.

Tack Angel: I don't see that happening either Sal.

Trevor Mach: Me either, what a coincidence.

Sal Paradise: That's fine. We have no problems taking them back, and we WILL take them back.

Trevor Mach: Love to see you try Sal. I beat your pal retarded obviously, guess it's your turn.

Sal Paradise: You're the brain damaged one around here if you think that Justice 87 is any match for Firestarter. You guys are proof that the so called revolution was a farce, but we'll bring the real revolution.

Trevor Mach: You could keep talking about it, or we could step outside.

Tack Angel: Better yet, we could step in that ring tonight. If a title shot is what you want a match in that ring will prove you still deserve it.

Sal Paradise: You would get yourself embarrassed tonight?! You're both dumber than I thought! Don't talk to me one bit about what I deserve. I deserve to kick your ass and I deserve to kick your ass Mach. When I'm done, Jamie's gonna punt you into the stands. You'll be lucky if you walk away from this one. I promise!

-Noah Jennings ran afoul of an angry bull in the next match, as Taurus showcased his raw power against the former 4-Time Eagleland Champion. He wasted no time in goring Noah immediately and proceeding to do so over and over into the corner until the referee had no choice but to call for a stoppage, with Taurus scoring a dominate victory. **1/2 Stars

After the match Taurus tossed Noah out of the ring and demanded that Firebrand X accept his challenge with the EBW World Championship on the line.

-Next match saw a surprise return in an Infinity Division 4-Way match, as the enigmatic Hotlanta returned to the ring in epic fashion. He entered late in the match and cleared the ring, not saying a word as Bolshoi climbed back in and tried to offer him a flower. Hotlanta hit a facebuster onto Bolshoi as Grind and Switchback jumped to either side of the ring. Grind jumped first towards the veteran, but Hot caught him and tossed him into Switchback midair. Bolshoi arose just in time to eat a Bellerophon Bomb and get pinned. Exciting return win for Hotlanta. ***Stars

Nerma: Hotlanta! Wait!



Nerma: Hotlanta! Can we get a word? That was a surprising return! Where have you been? Can you tell us more about your plans?

Hotlanta: Plans? Redemption? Return? Infinity Division Championship.

Nerma: .....Huh....short and too the point. Well I hope Aries is ready. Hotlanta is back in action!

-Tag action followed with the EBW World Champion and Kinniku Mike joining forces against Zodiac members Leo and Scorpio. High paced match, with Mike working off steam by rapidly taking down Leo and Scorpio. Amigo was the source of the frustration, and Amigo continued this by coming out during the match to mockingly chant for Mike and Firebrand X. Late in the match Amigo lured Mike to the outside to brawl while Firebrand was being double teamed by Leo and Scorpio. Leo put him in the Lion Tamer, but Firebrand escaped and booted him out of the ring. Scorpio tried to go for the Death Drop, but Firebrand reversed it and took Scorpio to the ground going for a Kimura. Amigo whipped Mike into the side of the ring shaking the hold loose in the process allowing Scorpio to grab the ropes. Near the end Mike got back into the match after chucking Amigo into the crowd, but Amigo returned and distracted Mike long enough for Scorpio to hit the Scorpion Death Drop and pin Mike before the Champ could get involved. ***1/2 Stars

After the match the rest of Zodiac tried to close in on Mike and Firebrand X, but the champ fought them off long enough for Mike to chase them out.



Reporter #1: Firebrand! Champ! How you feeling about tonight's loss.

Firebrand X: Any match with that much interference I can't get too upset about. I strive to be the best and maintain my place atop the mountain. When Zodiac wants to get serious and pose a real threat in that ring then I'll get worried. In the meantime the fires will simmer for now.

Reporter #2: Taurus has challenged you for a shot at the EBW World Championship. Are you taking the challenge seriously?

Firebrand X: Camilo Ortega deserves his rematch. He deserves the shot. However, until he is fit to return I will take on all comers. The Master of Reality runs from no one. My Kingdom will not be usurped by the Bull. If he's serious then the fire will rise at New Year Rising 2013. Give me your best Zodiac.

Reporter #1: Mike, you're looking perturbed. Is it because of Amigo or-

Kinniku Mike: Of course it's from Amigo! That little bastard has made it his personal mission to destroy my career! I'm not going to allow that! Who in their right mind would! This has gone on far too long! Don't worry Firebrand, I'm not gunning for that belt again just yet. You sit on your throne for now. I'm hunting for Amigo and I'm going to take his scalp at New Year Rising!

Amigo: Take my scalp?! You already stole all my thunder! You want my scalp too? What about this title!? I'm the REAL Champion around here! Took Mach's own title before he could get his hands on it! You want this Mike? You want what I got? You always have! You've always wanted what I have! You've always taken it from me! Not anymore! I'm the better man! You hear me?! THE BETTER MAN!

Kinniku Mike: SAY IT TO MY FACE!

Amigo: I'M RIGHT HERE!

Kinniku Mike: COME ON!

Amigo: OUT OF MY WAY! Mike, you want me at New Year Rising you've got it! You hear me?! YOU GOT IT!

-Extra main event....never took place. Justice 87 made their second entrance of the night only to be blindsided by Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Destroyer A of all people. The two were assaulted with chairs and hard shots, with Mach going through a table and Tack getting knocked out with a chair in the ring. No Contest obviously. N/A Stars

The show ended with Firestarter making true on their word, with Justice 87 having to be carried out of the building. It appears that Destroyer A is back and he's officially a Firestarter....

EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center
The EBW Network

1. Singles: Nikky beat Doctor Degrees (6:56) via Golden Arrow Cradle Piledriver -> Pin
2. Welcome to EBW Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel beat Ditch/"DZ" (5:49) via Macha Ye on Ditch -> Pin
3. Singles: Taurus beat Noah Jennings (0:51) via Gore -> Referee Stoppage
4. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Hotlanta beat Grind, Bolshoi, and Switchback (10:03) via Bellerophon Bomb on Bolshoi -> Pin
5. Tag: Leo/Scorpio beat Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike (13:03) via Scorpio Scorpion Death Drop on Mike -> Pin
6. Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD (0:00) No Contest

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Announcer: Machismo Office is heading to Summers! Ahead of New Year Rising in Summers, the Trevor Mach lead mini-promotion is heading down to promote and bring press for the big event...



Trevor Mach: See Tack, I told you it would be easy to book a building for the show!

Tack Angel: Yeah....but here?

Trevor Mach: What's wrong with Club New Wave?!

Tack Angel: ...Nothing....for you.

Trevor Mach: Tack, this is an 80's club in the hot neon streets of Summers. It's PERFECT for the show/concert.

Tack Angel: Right....wait...concert?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, that concert date I booked. This is the same place! Didn't think I forgot did you?

Tack Angel: Kinda hoped!

Trevor Mach: HA! It's funny cause I membereded!

Tack Angel: *sigh* ....I gotta work on the drums I guess.

Trevor Mach: Better! I got you a Keytar!

Tack Angel: Really? Well that changes everything!

Trevor Mach: I know right?!

?: ....This doesn't look good. We better tell da boss.



?: What the hell is this?!

Club Manager: Oh no not you guys again! What are you in here for! I fired you! What do you want Schemer?!

Schemer: Yeah you fired us for Machismo Office! That's bullshit! They took our jobs! You want to book them instead of us?! They came here to god damn wrestle for kids!

Club Manager: What the hell are you talking about!? I stopped letting Bad  Henchmen Wrestling use this building for months! It's got nothing to do with any of this! Get out of here!

Schemer: You're gonna pay for this! You don't know what wrestling's all about!

Club Manager: What are you deaf? I said get out of here!

Schemer: This isn't over! You hear me! This isn't over!



Trevor Mach: Um...guys? You're like....in the road, and Tack said I couldn't run you over so could you like....uh....move?

Tack Angel: I don't think they're listening man.

Trevor Mach: Why do you say that?

Tack Angel: That one is breaking a beer bottle.

Trevor Mach: Oh yeah....I don't they're listening.

Tack Angel: ....Yeah....me either.

Schemer: YOU TWO!

Tack Angel: Yes....us two.

Schemer: You're gonna get it now!

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack....this doesn't look like the welcome wagon.

Tack Angel: You're telling me.

Schemer: Bad Henchmen Wrestling owns this town! You need to get out of here NOW!

Trevor Mach: Aren't you forgetting Sparkle?

Schemer: .....OTHER THAN SPARKLE....Bad Henchmen Wrestling owns this town!

Trevor Mach: Bad Henchmen! I like where this going.

Tack Angel: Yeah I bet.

Schemer: You're looking at Skinhead and Neckbeard, Bad Henchmen Wrestling's top tag team. You mess with them and they'll knock your teeth down your throat!

Trevor Mach: That sounds like a dare Tack!  

Schemer: It's a Double Dare!

Tack Angel: Well we can't pass that up.

Skinhead: This fist is going right into your face Angel!

Tack Angel: Do your feet not work?

Trevor Mach: Bring it bitches!



Trevor Mach: Wow, that really got out of hand! I mean really, that escalated quickly!

Tack Angel: Where did all those henchmen come from? That was a brutal hours long fight in the streets of Summers!

Trevor Mach: It's a shame that the Hervey Cam wasn't around to capture it! Cause that was like, an amazing fight scene!

Tack Angel: I can't believe you challenged them to a Tag Title match at Machismo Office! Weren't we going to challenge Firestarter at New Year Rising with the belts on the line?

Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I don't give a fuck.

Tack Angel: ....Right. Well, at least I'll get paid for a title defense in Machismo Office right?

Trevor Mach: Hahahahahaha!

Tack Angel: Hahahahahahahaha!

Trevor Mach: Nope.

Tack Angel: Oh.

Machismo Office
Club New Wave
The EBW Network

1. Tag: Macho Mask #1/Macho Mack #2 vs. Grind/Switchback
2. Singles: Chu Chu vs. Aquarius
3. Non-Title Shoot Rules: Amigo vs. Ultimo Tiger
4. EBW Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Skinhead/Neckbeard

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Big night for Machismo Office on it's third outing, as the Mach lead promotion went to Summers for a show at Club New Wave. Amidst the smoke, neon, and 80's synth beats, Machismo Office put on an entertaining four match show to promote the upcoming New Year Rising 2013 show in Summers. Bad Henchmen Wrestling is trying to make Justice 87 pay for encroaching on their territory, and that's why the tag belts are on the line in the main event...

-Opening match saw the high fliers Jet Set Future take on Team Macho Mask in exciting tag action. The luchablades stars kept to the ropes and the air to stop the Macho Mask team from being able to use their ground game effectively, and Grind got the win after Switchback took MM #2 to the ground with a legsweep while Grind got the Rolling Shooting Star Press for the pin. Exciting opening. Grade: A-

-Chu Chu battled Zodiac's Aquarius in a powerful performance. Despite the best efforts of Leo, Chu Chu managed to power Aquarius around the ring for the majority of the bout and finished him off with a ring shaking Chokeslam. The young powerhouse looked good against the Zodiac. Grade: B

-The Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo was none to pleased to not be in the main event of the show, and made Ultimo Tiger pay for it in a dominating Shoot Rules match. Amigo didn't wear gloves, but he didn't need punches as he hit a high elevation german almost immediately followed by a Rear Naked Choke that blacked out Ultimo Tiger, giving Amigo an impressive win. The vicious streak of Amigo continues to pay off. Grade: B

-Main event saw Justice 87 put the Tag Team Championship on the line against Neckbeard and Skinhead of Summers own Bad Henchmen Wrestling. Big match, with the Henchmen team overwhelming in the early going, until a Spinerbuster onto Trevor Mach was turned into a Trevor Triangle Choke that nearly ended the match for Neckbeard. Late in the match Trevor hit a barrage of elbows and knees on Skinhead before tagging out to Tack who quickly went to the top rope for a TaToBa Kick while Trevor tackled Neckbeard to the outside. An Angel Driver to Skinhead finished the job and Justice 87 scored the win and the first title defense. Grade: B+

Machismo Office
Club New Wave
The EBW Network

1. Tag: Grind/Switchback beat Macho Mask #1/Macho Mack #2 (8:03) via Grind Rolling Shooting Star Press on MM #2 -> Pin
2. Singles: Chu Chu beat Aquarius (6:10) via Chokeslam -> Pin
3. Non-Title Shoot Rules: Amigo beat Ultimo Tiger (2:05) via Rear Naked Choke -> Choke Out
4. EBW Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) beat Skinhead/Neckbeard (8:22) via Angel Driver on Skinhead -> Pin -> 1st Defense

Pain.

The deepened wounds of my hollow shell of a body. My soul was sold to the darkness of the null long ago. But these wounds hurt like none other. The deception is clear.

For the maiden who walks by the night from far away is one in the same with the one who speaks with snakes. She is truly the one who opened Pandora's Box. You know who you are. But you fear speaking the truth to me. But much like your hair color, your lies stand out like a sore thumb.

For I sold my soul for the things I desired most. And hell would soon unleash upon my mortal being. And here, in front of you now... your king of EBW; your Lord Firebrand. But do not follow me heaven-bound. For I have sinned a thousand sins of pure evil. Inside of me, a demon truly exists.

And in the Year of the Firebrand, Angels will fall. For the Great Creator has summoned me as his royal assassin. And to restore the order between the darkness and light, The Creator must see that one particular Angel has fallen from his graces.

He is Lucifer. And I am the redeemer of balance. Soon, Creator. You will see.

My visions grow wary. Until the next, true believers...

- FBX

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Reporter #1: Amigo! Are you ready for your title match tonight, not to mention your match with Kinniku Mike later this week at the Pay Per View?

Amigo: What is this? You're asking questions of me? I don't recall the Grand Champion giving you permission to do so! I only have to focus on tonight's match for my Championship. I only have to deal with Chu Chu, cause Kinniku Mike can't be that dumb to actually show up here in Summers this week. I'll make my defense against Chu Chu tonight, and I'll take a nice vacation for the rest of the week. I only fight legitimate opponents from now on. I don't deal with the slovenly and perverted. I'm a legitimate fighter and a legitimate champion. Look at this title by the way. I fixed it. Gave it a gold plate befitting a true World Champion. You can tell Trevor Mach no need to thank me.

Trevor Mach: Wasn't going to anyways Amigo. Nice plate though.

Amigo: Mach, what do you want?

Trevor Mach: Not a thing brah. It's take your daughter to fight night in Machismo Office, so I'm just standing back with my daughter waiting.

Amigo: Waiting for what?

Trevor Mach: For this.

Kinniku Mike: Oooooooh Amigoooo!

Amigo: Mike! Get back right now!

Kinniku Mike: You and I are going to have a nice little "talk"!

Amigo: So you really ARE that stupid! You're a fool if you think you can take me! Wouldn't you be better suited fondling some big breasted bimbos on the beach?

Kinniku Mike: Not this time Amigo. This time I've got beef, and I'm taking my aggressions out on your ass. The fondling comes after that though....I'm still Mike after all.

Trevor Mach: Naturally.

Mr. Daisuke Saito: You'd be wise to back up and put the chair down. You're not contracted to appear tonight, and any violence committed on the legitimate champion could lead to legal action.

Trevor Mach: Oh I invited him! Haha!

Kinniku Mike: I don't know you, but I have no problem going through you to get to him, now step aside.

Amigo: I've got no time for this Mike! I've got a match tonight! Do the smart thing and go home!

Kinniku Mike: I'm not going anywhere. You're going to be seeing plenty of my tonight. "Good luck".

Amigo: ......



Machismo Office stuck around for another week in Summers in front of a packed crowd in the small retro 80's New Wave Club. Tonight would see the institution of the Mastery Medal System, and the first time ever pairing of Father and Daughter as Trevor Mach and Little M's team up to take on the Bad Henchmen Skinhead and Neckbeard. The main event will see Amigo take on the big man Chu Chu for the Macho Hero Grand Championship.

-First match was the first of Mastery Medal System. WAR's Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart continued his push to mend the past with the Mach Family by fighting for Machismo Office against the rookie grappler Fighter Daron. It wasn't a Shoot Rules match, but they still kept it mostly to the mat with submission attempts being the name of the game. Fighter Daron tried to go for a rear choke, but Stuart flipped over and pulled him into a vicious clothesline. He then locked the ankle and forced a Submission. Simon Stuart claimed the win in an exciting match and earned the first Mastery Medal. 2 more and Stuart can challenge the Grand Champion. Grade: A

-Scorpio invaded the House of Machismo to take on Onisuiken in an attempt to gain a Mastery Medal for Zodiac. Tough competition, with Scorpio somehow grabbing the ropes to avoid the pin following an Oni Koroshi, and came back to hit the Scorpion Death Drop to get the pin and the Medal. Grade: B

-Fun Intergender Tag action, with Trevor Mach teaming with his Daughter Little M's to take on Neckbeard and Skinhead of Bad Henchmen Wrestling. One sided affair with Mach and M's dominating their opponents. Trevor seemed to wipe away a tear as he proudly looked on to see Little M's use her amateur wrestling background to compensate for lack of hearing and take the much larger opponents to the ground only to let them back up for another take down. More of a wrestling clinic then anything. Trevor showed Little M's how to do a Macha Ye, crashing it down on Neckbeard before getting the pin. Fun win for Father and Daughter. Grade: A-

-Controversial main event saw the "Legitimate Champion" Amigo take on Chu Chu in a Shoot Rules match. Amigo nearly got yellow carded almost immediately for forcing Chu Chu into the corner and trying to shove his neck into the ropes, but Chu Chu inadvertently saved him from the card by using his strength to force Amigo all the way to the other side of the ring. Amigo had some trouble taking down the bigger man, instead going for hit and run tactics to try and score points with the judges. A smart match, with Chu Chu showing tactics that prove he's more than just a big strong guy by avoiding the set ups to Amigo's big submissions. The match went the full 15 minutes and a controversial split decision left Amigo with the belt. His plan to score points, avoid cards, and avoid the pin paid off. Grade: A-

After the match, before Amigo could celebrate, Kinniku Mike came out once again and this time managed to floor Amigo with the Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb. Mr. Daisuke Saito pulled his champion out of the ring, as Mike shook hands with Chu Chu.

Overall Show Grade: A-

Machismo Office Battle IV
Club New Wave, Summers
The EBW Network
50 Fans Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Mastery Medal Battle: Simon Stuart beat Fighter Daron (8:56) via Ankle Lock -> Submission -> 1st Mastery Medal Earned!
2. Mastery Medal Battle: Scorpio beat Onisuiken (7:01) via Scorpion Death Drop -> Pin -> 1st Mastery Medal Earned!
3. Intergender Tag: Trevor Mach O/Little M's beat Neckbeard X/Skinhead (6:50) via Macha Ye -> Pin
4. Macho Hero Grand Championship Shoot Rules: Amigo(c) beat Chu Chu (15:00) via Judges Split Decision -> 1st Defense

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Announcer: Time for another EBW Network News Update! Take it away Hater!

Hater: NYAH! EBW fans, you are in for a treat, with so many big announcements flooring in over the day. I'm excited myself! Just hearing some of these big announcements is making me want to shout something...like...."NYOM" or something like that. I don't know, I'm not really known for my random outbursts. Anywho, before we get to the big news I have the privilege to report we have to talk about WAR. A backstage confrontation has shaped the upcoming WAR card, and this change will also affect the New Year Rising 2013 card. Little Mac and Troy were seen backstage laying down a challenge to current reigning WAR Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart. Roll the footage.



Troy: YOU!

Amy Angel: Troy? What is it that you want? I don't think you should be shouting at your boss like-

Simon Stuart: He was talking to me I believe.

Amy Angel: Oh.

Troy: Damn right I was you little punk! I'd say thanks for keeping that belt warm for me, but I don't thank anyone! CAUSE I'M TROY!

Simon Stuart: You seem a little more off kilter than usual Troy. Was that supposed to be a challenge for my belt? Cause I am a fighting champion make no mistake, and I'm not afraid to accept. However, if I recall, Magnum PT recently handed you a loss? Why shouldn't he get the title shot.

Troy: YOU SON OF A-

Little Mac: Calm down Troy! Mrs. Angel, you're looking lovely as ever this evening. The champion there is right about the loss, but how about this as a compromise. Troy face PT again on Xperience, and the winner goes on to face Stuart at New Year Rising 2013?

Amy Angel: What do you think Stu?

Simon Stuart: Sound fair to me.

Amy Angel: You got it.

Little Mac: Thank you Mam. Come on Troy, I told you that's how you do business. You be calm and polite and-

Troy: FUCKERS! Biggest mistake of your lives!

Little Mac: *sigh*

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Hater: So the match was made official, and Troy and newcomer Magnum PT will face off for that #1 Contender spot. Elsewhere on the card, Simon Stuart will stick up for the family when he opens the show against Sal Paradise in a Non-Title No Rules match. Nikky will make another appearance in another bid to up his contract offers when he takes on Hashim. EBW and WAR Infinity wrestlers will face off in a 4-Way match, as part of the new Reality Gangster's plan to outshine WAR's Infinity wrestlers. Dynamic Dougie will face Leo in the only WAR vs. Zodiac matchs of the night, and Tack Angel will take on Jamie OD ahead of the Justice 87 vs. Firestarter Tag Championship match. This and the New Year Rising card look stacked. Be sure to order New Year Rising if you haven't already on Pay Per View...

WAR: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. Non-Title Falls Count Anywhere: Sal Paradise vs. Simon Stuart [W: $600 L: $300]
2. Singles: Nikky vs. Hashim Al-Singh [W: $500 L: $250]
3. EBW vs. WAR Infinity 4-Way: Subculture vs. Bonk Boy vs. DZ vs. Anwin [W: $800 L: $400]
4. WAR Euro-Continental #1 Contender Singles: Magnum PT vs. Troy [W: $700 L: $350]
5. Singles: Dynamic Dougie vs. Leo [W: $500 L: $250]
6. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD [W: $800 L: $400]

EBW/WAR/Zodiac: New Year Rising 2013
Summers
Pay Per View

1. EBW World Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Taurus
2. EBW vs. WAR Infinity Division 6-Man: Subculture/DZ/Ditch vs. Anwin/Randy no Kachi/Bonk Boy
3. WAR Euro-Continental Championship: Simon Stuart(c) vs. TBD
4. Non-Title Singles: Swift vs. Destroyer A
5. No Rules Singles: Amigo vs. Kinniku Mike
6. Infinity Division Championship: Aries(c) vs. Hotlanta
7. EBW Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD

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Hater: Now for the huge news. Every promotion under the EBW Network banner is gearing up for one of the biggest weeks in years, as EBW holds the first annual Golden Week! Golden Week will see big shows airing live 6 days in a row, with EBW getting 2, WAR, getting 2, and Machismo Office getting 2. Each promotion will be holding distinctly different tournaments in different cities. EBW will hold the Golden Tag League 2-Day event, Machismo Office will showcase the King of Shoot 2-Day event, and WAR will kick start a new Infinity revolution with the Infinity Gauntlet 2-Day event. More details are coming in fast, so get ready for a huge week from EBW! Golden Week! NYAH!



Day 1 - EBW: Xcite Special: Golden Tag League 2013 Stage 1
Day 2 - EBW: Xcite Special: Golden Tag League 2013 Final Stage
Day 3 - Machismo Office Special: King of Shoot 2013 Stage 1
Day 4 - WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1
Day 5 - WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Final Stage
Day 6 - Machismo Office Special: King of Shoot 2013 Final Stage

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Tack Angel: Hey, we need to have a word.

Jamie OD: AHAHAHAHA! Tack's acting all tough! Oi! He even brought backup! AHAHAHAHA!

Sal Paradise: If we have something to say or do we'll let you know, otherwise you better be ready for a fight.

Tack Angel: I'm not here for either you right now, that comes later. I'm here for Destroyer A. You've done nothing but hurt people, and cause problems. Now you say you're back for me and I want to know why.

Destroyer A: .....

Sal Paradise: The monster's not going to speak to you. If he wants something from you he'll wring it out OF YOUR NECK!

Tack Angel: .....My mistake....I confused DA for someone who wasn't gutless. I'll be going.

Destroyer A: You want to know why I'm back for you? All you need to do is see what I show when I decide it's time to show you.

Tack Angel: Well I'm normally a patient guy, but with you three not so much. Jamie, I'll see you in the ring later tonight. Come alone if you've got the nerve.

Jamie OD: Oi! You trying to call me a coward? Like I care! I do what I please! AHAHAHA!

Sal Paradise: While we're on the subject....Simon Stuart. Don't go too far....I'm coming FOR YOU TONIGHT! Actually.....WHY WAIT!



The go home show before New Year Rising was off to a hot start, as Sal Paradise wasted no time in accosting the Euro-Continental Champion and proceeding with their scheduled Falls Count Anywhere match.

-This was a match that never even started in the ring. Sal and Simon Stuart fought their Falls Count Anywhere match all over outside of the XP Zone and fans and bystanders watched on. The crowd was behind Stuart, as he tried to down the raging Paradise, but outside of the ring his technical skills only got him so far. Eventually the fight entered the arena in the back. Simon managed to get a measure of offense when he finally went hardcore and clobbered Sal with a fan's soft drink before hitting a series of Euroland Uppercuts and a suplex onto the hard ground. Jamie OD was nearby though and kicked his soccer ball straight into Stuart's face, knocking him off his feet and giving Paradise time to recover and lock in his Paradise Lock. Stuart refused to tap so Sal set up a table and pulled Stuart onto it, where he then hit his Paradise Lost Brainbuster through the table before getting the pin. The Euro-Continental Champion finds himself in bad shape before a big pay per view match, and Sal Paradise is looking crazy vicious heading into a tag title match against Justice 87. Grade: A

After the match Sal Paradise continued his assault on Simon Stuart until Tack Angel and Dougie Mach helped pull him off. The action quickly switched to the ring while order was being established in the back, as Nikky returned to once again show off his talents to Amy Angel.

-Nikky's return to the WAR brand to again showcase his skill lead to another big victory for the hot free agent. Hashim took him off his feet in the opener, but Nikky quickly recovered, and showed great strength with a series of slams followed by the Golden Arrow Cradle Piledriver and the Pin. Flashy all around on Nikky's part, and the free agent continues to spark intrigue. Grade: A

-EBW's new hire Subculture and newcomer DZ represented the Reality Gangster and EBW as they came onto WAR turf for what looked on paper to be a 4-Way match, but was essentially a Tornado Tag against Bonk Boy and Anwin. Anwin was in top form, but wasn't used to working along side the twitchy mascot for Bonk! Energy. Flashy high flying from the rookie mascot was nothing compared to Subculture's no nonsense style. Anwin was taken to the outside to brawl with DZ while Subculture took Bonk to the mat with the Counterculture and grab a win. Grade: B+

After the match Ditch joined his fellow Infinity Gangsters backstage, but they weren't alone...



Mike O: Mike O here with the new team on the block! They've got the goods, and they've got the skills! They are the Reality Gangsters, and they are here, looking for blood. One question though....DO YOU HAVE GUTS?!

Subculture: Do I have guts? I think that's a pointless question. Me and my new partners, the Reality Gangsters are going to give the Infinity Division a reality check. It's weak....plain and simple. It's a shell of its former self. We're taking it over! I'm through standing on the outside looking in! Tired of wrestling in high school gymnasiums, while guys with half of my fire, drive, and talent get to go to Saturn City and make bank! DZ and Ditch here, they don't talk much cause they don't have to. They both come from backgrounds where it doesn't pay to talk if you catch my drift. They both know what they have to do to ensure that we're remembered though, and we're all on the same page. WAR, your best isn't good enough for us. We're the "new team on the block", but we're the best there is.

Nikky: Well said....really well said. I was just on my way out, but I wanted to say congratulations. We're both winners tonight I guess. I know a winner when I see one, and you've got it. I like you all, so when the time comes I might just save the Infinity Division. Then again.....

Subculture: ....What was with that guy?

-Troy took on Magnum PT in another singles match, but this time the #1 Contendership to the Euro-Continental Championship was on the line. Tough match for Magnum PT, who has the style and the fans on his side, but he didn't have Little Mac, who helped on the outside and assured that PT would fail in his Mustache Ride attempt and ultimately eat a Punt Kick to get pinned. Troy will face Simon Stuart for the belt at New Year Rising. Grade: B

-Zodiac's presence wasn't as strong tonight, as Taurus was preparing for his EBW World Championship bout, but Leo was on hand to present a challenge to Dynamic Dougie. Dougie was showing off the Mach flash and nearly capture the win with a Dynamic DDT, but Leo showed his was no slouch by kicking out of the pin attempt and later taking down Dougie to land his Lionsault. He followed it up with the Lion Tamer, and Dougie had no choice, but to submit in the center of the ring. Grade: B+

-Main event time, as Tack Angel took on Jamie OD in a harsh striking encounter that would leave both men bleeding and bruised. Tack was taking Firestarters recent actions personally, and you could see it with his kicks to Jamie OD, but the laughing Hooligan ate them all and came back with hard soccer kicks of his own to Tack's legs, as tried to take out his main weapons before the big pay per view. Late in the match Destroyer A appeared and made himself clearer on why he targeted Tack Angel when he dragged out Amy Angel, Tack's pregnant wife and the boss of WAR, on to the stage. Threatening to push her down the stairs, Tack didn't notice Jamie sneak up from behind and slam him to the ground before hitting the Penalty Kick and getting the sneaky pin. Despicable way to get a win by threatening the safety of a pregnant woman. Grade: B-

The show ended with Destroyer A finally releasing Amy Angel, as Sal Paradise and Jamie OD promised to finish what they've started and take out Justice 87 at New Year Rising. The build up has been intense, but the time is almost here. Very shortly two teams that hate each other's guts are going to battle for more than gold, but for bragging rights and to see which team can survive. New Year Rising 2013 Live on Pay Per View! Order Now!

Overall Show Grade: B+

WAR: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network
1,430 Fans Super No Vacancy

1. Non-Title Falls Count Anywhere: Sal Paradise beat Simon Stuart (14:03) via Paradise Lost Brainbuster on a Table -> Pin [W: $600 L: $300]
2. Singles: Nikky beat Hashim Al-Singh (5:10) via Golden Arrow Cradle Piledriver -> Pin [W: $500 L: $250]
3. EBW vs. WAR Infinity 4-Way: Subculture beat Bonk Boy, DZ, and Anwin (9:44) via Counterculture on Bonk Boy -> Pin [W: $800 L: $400]
4. WAR Euro-Continental #1 Contender Singles: Troy beat Magnum PT (8:09) via Punt Kick -> Pin [W: $700 L: $350]
5. Singles: Leo beat Dynamic Dougie (5:16) via Lion Tamer -> Submission [W: $500 L: $250]
6. Singles: Jamie OD beat Tack Angel (9:09) via Penalty Kick -> Pin [W: $800 L: $400]

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Mike O: What's up everyone! We're here for a GUTSY night in the heated neon of Summers! We're right on the beach, you'd figure these guys would be hitting the waves or hitting on the hot tanned babes, but NO, these fighters have a drive that compels them to come here focused, and ready to perform at the top of their game! It's all or nothing and-

*HONK! HONK!*

Trevor Mach: Out of the way!

Tack Angel: I don't think they're gonna move.

Trevor Mach: Then we're going to have to make em!

Sal Paradise: ROAD BLOCK! You guys do good with metaphors? How about an ANALOGY! We're standing in your way! You gonna do something about it!?

Jamie OD: AHAHAHAHAHA! You guys chicken or what?! Get out here!

Trevor Mach: Happy to! No one calls me chicken!

Tack Angel: Here we go!

Mike O: Justice 87 and Firestarter are colliding right in the center of the Summers street in front of the arena! This feud can't be contained in the ring! Someone get out here and break this up! If one thing's for sure, these guy's have got GUTS!



New Year Rising 2013 in Summers Theme Song: i01u4zgcTU0&feature=related

EBW, WAR, and the Zodiac have all diverged on the Sparkle Battle Zone, taken over for one night for New Year Rising 2013. Despite the city being Sparkle turf, a near capacity crowd filled the Zone for a night of hot action in the Summers heat. The crowd wouldn't have to wait long for the big match ups they paid to see, as the EBW World Championship match would open the show for the first time ever, as Firebrand X would put the belt on the line against the mad bull Taurus...

-Hot opening contest saw the champ Firebrand go toe to toe with the much bigger and stronger Taurus of Zodiac. Leo and Scorpio would try to make assists on the outside during the course of the match, but Firebrand countered by keeping the match on the ground and in the center of the ring as much as he could to avoid interference and take Taurus's weapons away from him. Firebrand worked the legs to take away the running momentum power that Taurus builds for his attacks. Taurus still had the brute clubbing power and bashed FBX enough times that he was able to get back to his feet and capture Firebrand in a Bear Hug. Taurus laid on the pressure, with Firebrand barely hanging on to make it to the ropes and use leverage to flip Taurus out onto his Zodiac cohorts. Switching from MMA to Lucha style, Firebrand brought the fight to Zodiac and splashed on them, attacking Leo and Scorpio for good measure. The champ bit off more than he could chew though, as Taurus rammed him into the ring steps before tossing him into the ring and getting the near full. Firebrand was fighting keep alive until a huge Gore attempt was evaded, with Taurus hitting the corner hard. Firebrand was ready to capitalize with his Crash Fire Buster and rolled up Taurus for the pin. The champion made his successful first defense in a good match. Grade: A-

After the match Taurus tried to attack Firebrand, but Leo held him back, promising Firebrand that his win was only temporary, and that Zodiac was far from finished.

-EBW took on WAR in an Infinity Division 6-Man battle, with bragging rights on the line for the new team the Reality Gangsters, who want to make an example out of Anwin, Randy No Kachi, and Bonk Boy. It was a hot action packed, high flying battle, with the new trio showing off in a big way. Bonk Boy once again became the weak link and the target, with Subculture repeating history using a Counterculture to get the pin on Bonk while Ditch and DZ kept Anwin and RnK busy. Sneaky distractions bought them the time, but the Reality Gangsters have also shown they have the skills to hang in the Infinity Division. Grade: B+

-Simon Stuart had an uphill battle against the WAR Muscle Troy. The WAR Euro-Continental Championship was on the line, and Simon once again stepped up his game for the attempted defense. Troy was plowing him with the signature elbows and stomps in the ring, but Stu survived the barrage to get a take down in, surprising everyone including Troy. Simon had a solid ground game, but Troy managed to push him right off. Late in the bout Troy went for his Punt Kick, but Stuart dodged it and got in behind for the reverse cutter. He waited for Troy to get back up to hit the Backslide and hold Troy down for the 1-2-3 in what some might consider a huge upset. Great defense for Stuart. Grade: A-

Troy was livid after the match, but Little Mac protected Simon Stuart. He extended his hand to Simon, upon shaking his hand he clocked the Euro-Continental Champion with his brass knuckles, leaving the champ bleeding on the mat.

-The battle between brawlers never actually got to the ring, as Destroyer A blindsided the Eagleland Champion and "Mars Champion" before he could even get to the ring, the two duked it out in the sand below the stage, with Destroyer A smashing Swift onto one of the cars on the set. Glass cut open Swift badly, and EMTs tried to separate the two, with DA and even Swift attacking the EMTs in the process. A combination of security, police, and bloody EMTs finally stopped the brawl. Needless to say...No Contest. Grade: N/A

-Amigo and Kinniku Mike have quite the past, but here in Summers to two once dear friends were going to take their rivalry to a whole new level in a No Rules match. This gave Amigo the opportunity to use his wide variety of submissions without the worry of DQ or rope breaks, while Mike could slam Amigo into whatever he wanted. No handshakes from the once honorable Amigo, just a slap to Mike that prompted the controversial former champion to tackle Amigo right out of the ring. They took the action to the outside right away, where it was standard brawling for the first few minutes. Mike suplexed Amigo on top of two chairs, but Amigo came back a short time later with a German Suplex right onto the same chairs. They brought the fight back into the ring where Mike controlled until Amigo used massive strength to lift Mike and hit an exploder suplex into the corner. He followed it up with another German a short time later and went for the pin, but Mike was able to kick out at two. Mike came back from the near fall to force Amigo all around the ring. Amigo wanted to show off his legitimate background by taking down his rival, but Mike blocked it and floored Amigo with a Blue Ocean Sonoko Bomb, but Amigo shot right back up, woozy and swinging like crazy. Mike waited and again took Amigo down with a Spinebuster. Mike uncharacteristically went to the top rope and played up to the ladies in the crowd before going for the splash, but Amigo rolled out of the way and quickly locked in the Crossface. Mike fought to get to the ropes, but that wouldn't break up the Submission, but Mike fought his way back to his feet. Amigo tried running the ropes to take him back down, but to no avail. Amigo was about to eat another Bomb, when Noah Jennings ran past Mr. Daisuke Sato and knocked Amigo free of the bomb. Mike turned to knock Noah off the ring apron, but Amigo jumped onto his back and applied the Sleeper Hold. Amigo held the lock as Mike did all he could to fight out of it. Mike couldn't escape and eventually was choked out by the so called legitimate Macho Hero Grand Champion. Big win for Amigo, who flaunted the victory over the unconscious Mike. Great match, even with the interference. Grade: A

After the match, Amigo wasn't done with Kinniku Mike. Noah Jennings presented him with electric clippers that he used to shear the dreads off of Mike in a continued act of humiliation for his former partner. After the shaving he held up what was left of some dreads as if they were another trophy.



Reporter #1: Noah! Noah! Why did you help Amigo?

Noah Jennings: Do you know who I am? I'm Noah Jennings! I'm the guy everyone is out to get! I tried to play nice and help EBW against WAR, but did that lead to another Eagleland Championship run? No! I'm a man worthy of better then what I was given. I have the brains, the dress sense, and the legitimate wrestling background, and I should be much higher on the totem pole people! That's why I'm aligning myself with my old "coach" Amigo. He's got the right idea, and I want in on it!

Reporter #2: Amigo, why shave your friend after winning a great match?

Amigo: Cause those STUPID dreads have driven me crazy forever! I couldn't wait to get rid of them! Why have stupid dreads or a stupid look or a stupid gimmick! Why wrestle in stupid matches like a No Rules match? All of it redundant and all of it stupid! We're wrestlers, and we WRESTLE! No gimmicks, just wrestling. That's what I'm about, that's what Noah Jennings is about, and that's what Mr. Daisuke Saito always taught me. We are legitimate athletes from legitimate backgrounds. We came here to bring our level of class and competition to professional wrestling. Instead we get Mike making rude gestures to the women in the crowd. He might have won the match, probably not, but maybe if he wouldn't have taken the time to flirt! If it wasn't a No Rules match Noah would not have been able to get involved, and you would have been able to grab the ropes to escape my Sleeper. I taught you a lesson you'll never forget tonight, and that's just the start of it all. Starting tonight, we work to bring the wrestling back to professional wrestling. The pure sport that it deserves to be! You can call us the Shoot Club, and you better be ready for a real fight, cause we're the real deal.

-Infinity Division Championship match saw the Zodiac Champion Aries taking on the enigmatic Hotlanta in a swift competitive encounter. Solid chain wrestling opened things up in this one, with neither man having a clear upper hand. Aries got Hotlanta in the corner and hit a splash. reversed a whip with a springboard dropkick, sending Aries to the outside. The crowd was reluctant to get behind Hot due to recent actions and attitudes, but cheered him to spite the Zodiac member. Aries went for a dragon suplex on the outside, but Hot did a backflip and landed on his feet. Hot caught Aries a short time later with a big tornado DDT and followed up with a moonsault off the apron. Aries got Hotlanta back in the ring later with firm control and hit a missile dropkick for a two count. A short time later, he hit a unique inverted sitout slam that got another near fall. Hotlanta got control with an out of nowhere facebuster, and upon Aries attempting to get back to his feet, took him back to the mat with the Bellerophon Bomb. 1-2-3! Hotlanta quickly rolled up Aries for the win and the Infinity Division Champion! Great return match for Hotlanta, and another reign for a veteran. Grade: B+

After the match, every member of Zodiac rushed out to the ring. They helped Aries up, but then in a shocking move they all proceeded to beat him down, break his horn, rip his mask off, and toss him out of the ring. Leo stared down Hotlanta, and offered him something inside of a bag...another Aries bag. Hotlanta stared around as the crowd chanted for him not to take the mask, but he grabbed it none the less and put on the garb of the Zodiac. Hotlanta has become the new Aries. After the beating, Leo grabbed the mic.

Leo: Behold the new Aries. New and improved. Long have we sought a replacement for the failure who was unable to stop the ascension of the Firebrand. Now we have a strong Zodiac, and the title remains where it belongs. We might have taken lumps in the past, and our invasion has been halted at times, but we're just getting started. See, we've been buying time.....time to find the Zodiac's savior, and now that person has been found. The new Sagittarius.....the true Sagittarius. Sagittarius already walks amongst you. Sagittarius could be in EBW, WAR, or Machismo Office. Sagittarius could be in Sparkle or even in this very crowd right now. Hotlanta knows, as Sagittarius brought him into the fold to become our true Aries. Only the true Zodiac will survive, and soon.....very soon.....Sagittarius will lead us to victory.

-Main event time, as the two most heated teams in wrestling go to war for the EBW Tag Team Championships, and bragging rights. Firestarter is willing to do whatever it takes to get what they want, but Justice 87 stands in the way, the veterans turned team mates looking to solidify themselves as the legendary tag team. With Lady and Little M's and Amy Angel watching, only one team could be left standing. Tack and Jamie kicked things off with Jamie being disrespectful and almost getting his head kicked off for his trouble. Tack and OD chain-wrestled to a draw before both tagging in their partners. Trevor and Sal stared down, and Sal broke the tension with a hard right, but Trevor countered back with a head butt and a hard right of his own. Paradise let a kick loose and tried to quickly go for his Paradise Lost Brainbuster, but Trevor reversed it into a Trevorplex! attempt that was also escaped. Trevor caught Sal in the clinch, but Sal pushed back to keep Trevor from letting the signature knees loose. Sal brought his a-game, escaping the clinch and picking up Trevor for the brainbuster. 1-2-Kickout! Trevor kicked out of the early attempt, but was sluggish on getting up, allowed Jamie to tag in and land a vicious Penalty Kick. Trevor flew back into his corner where Tack tagged in and quickly went to the top rope for a TaToBa Kick that sent Jamie bouncing off the ropes right back into a waiting Tack who went for an Angel Driver, but was flipped over by Jamie. Jamie went for the Shining Wizard, but Tack ducked and countered with a spinning high kick that took Jamie off his feet. Trevor was tagged back in and ran the ropes to quickly floor Jamie with a Shining Black. 1-2-Sal made the save and pounded on Trevor by grabbing his hair and smashing his fists and head into his till he opened up the hard way. Innovative spot later in the match with the referee distracted when Sal lifted Jamie onto his shoulders and stood on Tack’s chest with the weight of two men. Sal backed up and Jamie splashed down onto Tack for the pin attempt. 1-2-Trevor makes the save! Heated match all the way, with the intensity rising with every blow. Sal and Jamie almost found themselves DQ'd on more than one occasion. The last minute of the match saw Trevor and Sal going toe to toe and hold for hold. Sal again went for the Paradise Lost, but Trevor escaped, again going for the Trevorplex!, but Sal again escaped. This time Trevor turned in time to head butt Sal and try again with a big Trevorplex! that hit. Sal refused to be pinned by Trevor Mach and kicked out at one. Trevor picked up Sal and whipped him into the corner with a flying knee in mind, but Jamie blind tagged in and jumped onto the top rope to clock Trevor with the dropkick as Sal bounced back and landed an elbow in a picture perfect combo sequence. Jamie was in control and ready to land a penalty kick, when Trevor rolled out of the way and went for the takedown and a Cross Armbreaker. Jamie escaped and the two got to their knees to trade blows. Trevor won out on the strikes and got to his feet to run the ropes. Sal tried to get in the ring to stop Trevor, but Tack hit the TaToBa off the top rope, sending Sal to the floor as Trevor smashed Jamie with the Macha Ye and pinned him for the win and the successful title defense. Justice prevails for Justice 87! Grade: A

The show ended with Trevor and Tack fist bumping as their families entered to celebrate the big win. Destroyer A watched intently in the distance, as Sal caused a ruckus outside of the ring, even going so far as to rip out some of his own hair in his bloody anger over the loss. The fire still burns for Firestarter, but Justice 87 has won the day...



Overall Show Grade: A

EBW/WAR/Zodiac: New Year Rising 2013
Sparkle Battle Zone, Summers
Pay Per View
4,800 Super No Vacancy

1. EBW World Championship: Firebrand X(c) beat Taurus (12:02) via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin -> 1st Defense
2. EBW vs. WAR Infinity Division 6-Man: Subculture O/DZ/Ditch beat Anwin/Randy no Kachi/Bonk Boy X (5:09) via Counterculture -> Pin
3. WAR Euro-Continental Championship: Simon Stuart(c) beat Troy (6:50) via Backslide -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
4. Non-Title Singles: Swift vs. Destroyer A (0:00) No Contest
5. No Rules Singles: Amigo beat Kinniku Mike (20:09) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out
6. Infinity Division Championship: Hotlanta beat Aries(c) (7:37) via Bellerophon Bomb -> Pin -> NEW Infinity Division Champion!
7. EBW Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c) O/Tack Angel(c) beat Sal Paradise/Jamie OD X (14:55) via Macha Ye -> Pin -> 2nd Defense

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Nerma: Nerma here with a HUGE post New Year Rising news update! We just got done with a huge show in Summers in front of a near capacity crowd, and what a show it was. Zodiac talked up the mysterious new Sagittarius that walks amongst us and will lead Zodiac sooner rather than later. We saw Firebrand X make his first defense of the EBW World Championship. Hotlanta became the new Aries after claiming the Infinity Division Championship. The main event saw an epic clash, but before we get to that we'll need to check on the ratings for last week. Retro Hippie is still recovering from the Firestarter attack, so we "hope" he'll be back next week so we can resume Aftermath.

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-Weekly Ratings-

EBW: Xcite - 5.0

WAR: Xperience - 4.8

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Nerma: As you can see WAR held their rating while EBW jumped a point on the promise of a strong show that delivered. Ratings are still close between both brands. We now move onto the Justice 87 versus Firestarter. Sal Paradise has taken off the mask, and apart of his new mission in life involves taking out Justice 87, but it would not happen at New Year Rising. Justice 87 prevailed and retain the Tag Team Championships following a Macha Ye to Jamie OD and the pin. The team took it about as well as you'd expect and refused to comment to the Hervey Cams post match. They did however record a video and make sure we got it, so let's roll the footage.



Sal Paradise: Well done.....WELL.....DONE.....WELL FUCKING DONE! So you got one over on us eh?! Who cares?! Mach, you didn't pin MY shoulders to the mat! We're STILL STANDING! I know that w00t and Amy want to bust out the rolodex and look for any team to challenge Justice 87 next, but you don't get to look past us! You think I care about that loss?! It's not about the wins or losses anymore. It's not even about the belt. IT'S ABOUT TEARING YOUR HEARTS OUT! We're not intimidated by the Machs or the Angels, I'd just as soon burn your houses down and piss on the ashes if that's what it takes to change the history books! This business eats you alive, it's survival of the fittest, and smartest, AND MEANEST, AND MOST BLOOD THRISTY! I'M A RABID DOG! You didn't put me down, and now you're gonna get bit, right in the jugular, and it's a bite you'll never recover from. A loss doesn't deter us.....not one bit. It just makes us...more unpredictable.....more dangerous.....more violent. People are going to get hurt, and until the moment comes when you realize that you're to blame for taking what belongs to this rabid dog and pissing him off, more and more people will get hurt. Hey, you made the rule remember? We can do....whatever....we....want.....and we will.

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Nerma: We end with some of the biggest news in quite some time. EBW is forgoing a Pay Per View in the month of February to instead prepare of month of celebrations and specials leading up to our big show at the Saturn Dome. We kick this all off with EBW: Golden Week, a week full of big tournament shows. You're going to see live EBW events 6 days in a row. It all starts with the Golden Tag League, where EBW, WAR, and Zodiac show off just some of what EBW's rebuilt Tag Division has to offer, and we've got the best teams out there. We then move onto the King of Shoot Tournament, where the new Shoot Rules are put to the ultimate test against some of MMAs best. Then we have the Infinity Gauntlet Tournament, where the Infinity Division battles over the Gauntlet, the right to be called the best, and the right to challenge new champion Hotlanta for the Infinity Division Championship. It should be an amazingly Golden Week, and you don't want to miss it.



Day 1 - EBW: Xcite Special: Golden Tag League 2013 Stage 1

EBW: Xcite Special: Golden Tag League 2013 Stage 1
Twoson Fairgrounds
The EBW Network

1. Golden Tag League Stage 1: Grind/Switchback vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
2. Golden Tag League Stage 1: Amigo/Noah Jennings vs. Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2
3. Golden Tag League Stage 1: Firebrand/? vs. Troy/Little Mac
4. Golden Tag League Stage 1: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Leo/Scorpio
5. Golden Tag League Stage 2: TBD
6. Golden Tag League Stage 2: TBD

Day 2 - EBW: Xcite Special: Golden Tag League 2013 Final Stage

TBA

Day 3 - Machismo Office Special: King of Shoot 2013 Stage 1

Machismo Office Special: King of Shoot 2013 Stage 1
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. King of Shoot 2013 Stage 1: Simon Stuart vs. Jon Frye
2. King of Shoot 2013 Stage 1: Fighter Daron vs. Kazushi Sasaki
3. King of Shoot 2013 Stage 1: Trevor Mach vs. Aquarius
4. King of Shoot 2013 Stage 1: Amigo vs. Hashim Al-Singh
5. King of Shoot 2013 Stage 2: TBD
6. King of Shoot 2013 Stage 2: TBD

Day 4 - WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1

WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1
Summers Beach
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Bolshoi vs. Hotlanta
2. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Subculture vs. Randy no Kachi
3. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Anwin vs. DZ
4. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Ditch vs. ?
5. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 2:
6. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 2:

Day 5 - WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Final Stage

TBA

Day 6 - Machismo Office Special: King of Shoot 2013 Final Stage

TBA

Announcer: With a big Golden Week Announcement on the way, it's time for another EBW Network News Break. Let's take it to Nerma.



Nerma: Thanks...uh...disembodied voice? Seriously, has anyone actually seen this announcer guy? Who is he? Anyways, Golden Week is underway, and part two of EBW's Golden Tag League is going down tonight, with some big matches leading up to the finals of the tournament. One such match was just added, as the Zodiac's Leo has made a demand for a title match, and Eagleland Champion Swift stepped up to the challenge. Leo, why the sudden decision to make a move for the Eagleland Championship?

Leo: I will present it as tribute to our new leader when Sagittarius is revealed, and Sagittarius will be revealed sooner rather than later. Our leader is tired of hiding.

Nerma: Wow, that sounds like a big deal. The entire roster will need to be- ok seriously, who the hell is the announcer guy? This is really bugging me! Is the announcer guy Sagittarius?

Leo: ......No.

Nerma: Well, I'm out of ideas. Swift, are you up to the challenge of Leo?

Swift: I better be! Last thing I want is to lose this championship, since I already lost the Mars Championship to Tack! >:C

Tack Angel (in the distance): That didn't happen Swift!

Swift: Quiet Mars Champion! Trying to do an interview over here! I don't interrupt your interviews do I? You just keep rubbing in the fact that you beat me! >:C

Nerma: Well there you have it! You can also expect to see Justice 87 team up with the returning Cherub Kid to take on Firestarter in a 6-Man No Rules battle. Should be an interesting show. Don't miss it!

EBW: Xcite Special: Golden Tag League 2013 Final Stage
Twoson Fairgrounds
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division Tag: DZ/Ditch vs. Grind/Switchback
2. Singles: Scorpio vs. Doctor Degrees
3. Eagleland Championship: Swift(c) vs. Leo
4. 6-Man Tag No Rules: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Cherub Kid vs. Sal Parade/Jamie OD/Destroyer A
5. Golden Tag League Final Stage: Firebrand X/Nikky vs. Amigo/Noah Jennings

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Nikky: NYAH! This is just crazy! Tag champs Justice 87 and Cherub Kid are brawling with Firestarter right in the middle of Twoson Mall. The police are trying to regain control, but to no avail. This is insane! Tack Angel is launching into a TaToBa Kick on Destroyer A, Jamie OD tried to launch a soccer ball at Trevor Mach, but he dodged and is retaliating with the Macha Ye! Sal Paradise has Cherub in a cart and he's launching him towards the escalator. Dammit, he JUST came back from recovery! This is just wild! How are we going to get these teams back to the arena for the show?!



Another packed crowd filled the Twoson Fairgrounds for the second night of Golden Week, and the final stage in the Golden Tag League. Teams from EBW, WAR, and Zodiac were all vying  for the win, the trophies, and the title shots, but now it was down to two teams. The makeshift team of EBW World Champion Firebrand X and Nikky taking on Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo and Noah Jennings of the new Shoot Club team. This big match, Justice 87 and Firestarters in a 6-Man No Rules Brawl, and an Eagleland Championship match would make this quite the eventful night.



Amigo: w00t, what do you want? This better be very important! I've got a big main event match to get ready for.

Ryan IQ: Wait, I've always wondered about that. What exactly do you have to do to get ready? People say that all the time. I'm just curious.

Amigo: Ummm....uh....stretching.

Doctor Degrees: Oh that's good! Stretching is really helpful for-

w00t: Enough guys. I brought you all here for a reason. Zodiac has claimed that Sagittarius is on the way, and I'm going to find out who it is. I've brought you here because you're my three suspects in this little case.

Amigo: Me? Don't make me laugh w00t. I'm not into the masks and the gimmicks. I've got my title and I've got Shoot Club.

w00t: Oh right....but you're still shady.

Amigo: I'll give you that one.

w00t: Fine, well how about you "Doctor" if that is your real name!

Doctor Degrees: It's not....it's Degrees.

w00t: How come I never see you around like the rest of the roster. Hiding something?

Doctor Degrees: I'm the EBW Doctor. I have patients and an oath to maintain. I don't go to the shows if I'm not booked. That reminds me. How is the "situation" going with the-

w00t: Fine! It's fine! The cream worked. That's all I can say right now in front of a camera!

Ryan IQ: Why do you have Curry Man out here? He's on the Board of Directors.

w00t: Yeah, but you never know what's going on in his mind. Just look at those eyes....crazed.....unblinking....*shudder*

Curry Man: Ichiiiiiiiban!

w00t: So he admits it!

Ryan IQ: No, that was just him....doing his thing.

w00t: Fine then....is it YOU RY RY?!

Ryan IQ: *sigh* No.

w00t: Oh. Well....maybe it's me?

Ryan IQ: I don't know, are you Sagittarius?

w00t: No.

Ryan IQ: Then it's not you.

w00t: Right.

Ryan IQ: You doing alright sir?

w00t: I'm fine! I'm just on edge about the identity of Sagittarius. I want to know who it is.

Ryan IQ: You might not have to wait long. I'm just getting word that Zodiac have entered the building.

w00t: *sigh* Here we go then.

-Opening match saw the Reality Gangster take on Jet Set Future in Infinity tag action. Subculture ran the angles outside the ring to try and cause the distractions, but the Lucha Blades team was already injured following their match the previous day. Great action none the less, but the newcomer duo of DZ and Ditch showed their worth, when DZ hit Grind with an Over the Shoulder Reverse Piledriver followed by the pin. Big win for the Reality Gangsters, while Jet Set Future continues to struggle. Grade: A-

-Zodiac started the night off strong, as Scorpio put on a dominating effort against the good Doctor Degrees. Degrees knows the physical well being and weaknesses of most of the roster, but not Zodiac, so his advantage was thrown out, and after a Scorpion Death Drop and a pin he was knocked out. Grade: B+

-Swift would stand up to the Zodiac next by putting his Eagleland Championship on the line and answering the challenge of Leo in a hard fought brawl. Not a pretty match, with Swift going for his signature power moves, and Leo just managing to evade at time. Aquarius and Taurus weren't far off to help Leo, and freed him from a Blackhammer attempt. Swift went after Taurus, but Leo put him in a Reverse DDT and dropped him for the nearfall. The title was on the line and the action was top notch, but Swift would not be allowed to put away Leo if Zodiac could help it. Late in the match, Swift barely missed a POUNCE! and hit the turnbuckle hard. He backed out of the corner with Leo hitting the Bulldog and a Lionsault. He followed it up with a Lion Tamer that Swift refused to tap to. Swift grabbed for the ropes with the fans chanting for him, but as he reached for the ropes Taurus spit in his face and pulled the ropes away. Leo forced Swift back to the middle, but still Swift refused to tap out. The pain forced the Eagleland Champ to black out, and the referee had no choice, but to end the match. Leo won with help from Zodiac, but more importantly, is now the Eagleland Champion. Another belt goes Zodiac. Grade: B+

-It would be No Holds Bared for these two teams, as Justice 87 and Cherub Kid took on rivals Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Destroyer A of Firestarter. The action could barely be continued in the Twoson Fairgrounds let alone the ring. No tags and no rules, which served both teams just fine. Destroyer A ripped Tack Angel into the crowd and they brawled throughout, with Tack taking some hard shots to avoid DA actually hurting some of the fans. Security eventually came out to form a ring around them, but the damage was done, as DA lifted Tack by the throat and chucked him down the stands, landing right through a merchandise table. Trevor was fairing a little better against Jamie OD, but using a lighter and a little fluid, a fireball took Trevor to the ground, with the hooligan stomping away. Cherub Kid tried to put up a fight, but Sal hit his Paradise Lost Brainbuster, and trapped Cherub into the Paradise Lock until he had no choice but to tap out, but Sal held the hold to try and re-injure Cherub until security poured in to break it up. Justice 87 took a lot of punishment from Firestarter on this night. What a mess. Grade: A-

-The main event would see the EBW World Champion Firebrand X align with the enigmatic free agent Nikky against Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo and Noah Jennings of the newly formed Shoot Club, with Mr. Daisuke Saito watching from ring side. Shoot Club claims to bring the true legitimate wrestling, so we saw no outside interference from Saito for a match with such big stakes. The final match in the Golden Tag League, who would get the title shot? Amigo took Nikky down with a series of arm drags during the early going, but Nikky recovered and launched into a flying lariat to floor the "legitimate champion". Nikky tagged in Firebrand, with the champ taking shots from Amigo. FBX fired back and took down Amigo with a headscissors takedown. Firebrand had the advantage with his ability to switch from MMA to a Lucha based style, and he tagged in Noah Jennings. Nikky demanded to be tagged in. Firebrand looked hesitantly across the ring, but tagged in the free agent. Nikky went wild on Noah with dropkick after dropkick. He got the crowd fired up and they supported him as he attempted to lift Noah up for the finish, but Amigo shot in and took Nikky off his feet, recouping the momentum for Shoot Club. Nikky was tossed into his corner and Firebrand quickly tagged back in to rush Amigo. Match continued on like this for quite some time, with the champ getting caught in the corner and isolated. The crowd went wild for Firebrand as he finally put a halt to Amigo's German trio and hit one of his own. Firebrand staggered to his feet and went to tag Nikky, but suddenly Firebrand's makeshift partner jumped off the ring apron and smirked at Firebrand as he slowly backed up the stage. Firebrand was livid and about to get out of the ring to get Nikky, but Amigo caught him with his new signature Sleeper Hold, locking in the hold tight and quickly putting the bloody champ to sleep. Amigo and Noah Jennings celebrated their big victory, but the victory came with the betrayal of Nikky. Grade: A

After the match Amigo and Noah clung to their trophies, but looked on puzzlingly at Nikky, who backed up to the entrance on the stage. Just then, Zodiac poured out and surrounded Nikky until no one could see him. They suddenly parted as Nikky in a golden mask and cloak walked back down to the ring. Shoot Club quickly took their prizes out of the ring, as Nikky lead Zodiac into the ring and continued an attack on the EBW World Champion. Nikky picked up Firebrand X for the Golden Arrow Cradle Piledriver, a move that has a whole new meaning. A meaning that was staring everyone in the face the entire time. The golden arrow comes from Sagittarius. The show ended with the EBW roster pouring out to witness the arrival of the new Zodiac leader. Their chosen one, Nikky the Sagittarius...



EBW: Xcite Special: Golden Tag League 2013 Final Stage
Twoson Fairgrounds
The EBW Network
4,000 Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Infinity Division Tag: DZ O/Ditch beat Grind X/Switchback (9:09) via Over the Shoulder Reverse Piledriver -> Pin
2. Singles: Scorpio beat Doctor Degrees (4:03) via Scorpion Death Drop -> Pin
3. Eagleland Championship: Leo beat Swift(c) (8:50) via Lion Tamer -> Referee Stoppage -> NEW Eagleland Champion!
4. 6-Man Tag No Rules: Sal Paradise O/Jamie OD/Destroyer A beat Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Cherub Kid X (16:43) via Paradise Lock -> Submission
5. Golden Tag League Final Stage: Amigo O/Noah Jennings beat Firebrand X X/Nikky (18:09) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out -> Golden Tag League Win

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Announcer: And now with another EBW News Update, let's take to Nerma in the EBW News Center!



Nerma: Hello everyone, I'm Nerma, and I've got a very special guest with me tonight, as I'm joined by Gemma, who is here to update everyone on the EBW World Champion's mental state following the reveal of Nikky as Sagittarius. We all remember just two days ago when Nikky cost the World Champ the Golden Tag League, before revealing himself as the leader of the Zodiac. The enigmatic free agent played EBW and WAR for fools while positioning himself within both promotions. Firebrand can't be too happy about it.

Gemma: To say the least. I mean, both Firebrand and I were apart of Zodiac in the past. Firebrand long before EBW, and me up until recently. We never expected anything like this. I mean, they were always looking for the "Sagittarius". They were always waiting for the one they thought would bring them together to achieve their goals. We thought that once Firebrand turned them down and left Zodiac that they would be left leaderless, but I guess they moved on.

Nerma: So Firebrand's pretty livid then.

Gemma: You don't really get to see Firebrand get upset. He wears the mask. He keeps his cool. He only shows himself to me, and I don't even get to see him angry. No, the only time you know he's angry is when the mask comes off, and the demon comes out to play. By then it's already too late.

Nerma: So do you expect Firebrand to make a statement on recent actions himself?

Gemma: I think his actions will speak for him. Expect that.

Nerma: Alright, thank you Gemma. Big news from the Golden Tag League with Nikky becoming Sagittarius, but that's not all that happened in those two nights. Justice 87 and Firestarter were both in the League, but the teams cost each other respective second stage matches. This lead to a No Rules 6-Man Tag, where Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Destroyer A continued to show their high levels of violence. Jamie OD just barely missed with a Fireball that scorched Trevor Mach's face, but could have blinded him. Tack Angel took a nasty fall right through a merchandise table. Cherub Kid was nearly re-injured after just coming back for this match. It was brutal, but the fact that Justice 87 is still standing shows that Firestarter is far from done. In fact, they sent in a tape saying that exact thing...



Sal Paradise: Tack Angel, if you don't want your "kid" getting hurt badly, I'd suggest you KEEP HIM OUT OF THE WAR ZONE! Justice 87, we beat you at the Golden Tag League. We proved we are more vicious. We proved that we're the hungrier, and willing to do a lot more to you or to others to get what we want then you are to us. No boundaries, no rules, that's just the way we like it. That's how I've always liked it. Since I've taken off that mask and showed you what you can really expect from me I want you to know that I'm just getting started. You both got hurt, but you got back up, and that's the problem. Trevor Mach is still able to compete in the King of Shoot tournament and that's the problem. I'M NOT COVERED IN YOUR BLOOD AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM! I'm going to BEAT THE HELL out of you Trevor Mach, cause I'm hungry, and I'm angry, and I don't care.....about anything. Right now, I bet "Mr. Mach", is off goofing around making jokes, but I've got news for you. If it hasn't happened yet, reality is going to give you a cold hard *slaps himself* SLAP IN THE FACE! The Trevor Mach of the past used to be RUTHLESS! FEARLESS! Now....he's gone soft. Maybe he's too old now, or maybe he's too injured. Maybe after sitting behind a desk for awhile helps you forget how to fight for your life.....WELL I'M GOING TO REMIND YOU!

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Nerma: We end today's update with a card for the show that will be taking place very shortly for Golden Week. Despite the short time between shows, Trevor Mach was able to secure Kazushi Sasaki to return and team with Simon Stuart in the opener. Noah Jennings of Shoot Club will take on Hashim Al-Singh, while Little Mac takes on Fighter Daron. The main event will of course be the King of Shoot Final Stage pitting Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo against Trevor Mach. Remember, the winner will receive the $10,000 prize, the trophy, and the two mastery medals. Amigo finds himself in a position to not only grab another trophy this week, but also to gain some leverage as a champion who happens to have medals he can use for leverage. Will this continue to be Amigo's Golden Week? Tune in and fine out! It's NEXT!

Machismo Office Special: King of Shoot 2013 Final Stage
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. Tag: Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2 vs. Kazushi Sasaki/Simon Stuart
2. Singles: Noah Jennings vs. Hashim Al-Singh
3. Singles: Fighter Daron vs. Little Mac
4. King of Shoot 2013 Final Stage: Trevor Mach vs. Amigo



Machismo Office returned to the Bonk! Energy Sports Arena for the second night of the King of Shoot Tournament. Trevor Mach and Amigo will face off Shoot Style for all the accolades, but we'd also see the return of Kazushi Sasaki tonight, as he'd open the show with Simon Stuart to take on the Macho Mask duo.

-Opening contest saw WAR Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart join forces with the cross over legend Kazushi Sasaki against the Macho Masks in a great tag team match. Kazushi endorsed Stuart after winning the match with an Armbar Submission on Mask #2. Grade: A-

-Noah Jennings represented Shoot Club against Hashim Al-Singh, bringing with him the more "legitimate" style which surprisingly has lead to no dirty tricks from the former 4-Time Eagleland Champion. Hashim Al-Singh's bad luck losing streak continued, as he fell right into a Stock Market Crash, and Noah pinned the much larger fighter for the 1-2-3. Grade: B

-Fighter Daron continues to fight one sided battles against veterans of the fighting arts. He's developing an underdog status as he refuses to give in to his more experienced competitors. Unfortunately, none of that means anything when a KO Punch from the Green Greed Legend leads to an instant KO and pin. Grade: B+

-Main event saw a classic encounter between Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo and Trevor Mach in the Final Stage of the King of Shoot Tournament. Shoot Rules lead to Noah and Daisuke Saito being taken away from ringside. Opening minutes saw more of a strike fest then we normally see from Amigo. Mach used a smashing elbow to bust Amigo's mouth open, but Amigo countered hard with a punch that broke Trevor Mach's nose. Blood poured as he tried to recover while Amigo took him to the mat for submissions attempts. Needless to say that Mach had to blow through his rope breaks fairly quickly, but he also nearly tapped Amigo. As the match progressed Trevor started landing more shots and caught Amigo in the clinch for the knees. Stealing a move out of Tack's playbook, Trevor used a series of kicks to weaken the legs of Amigo and take the power out of his shoot attempts. Amigo instead shot behind Trevor and went for the German, but Trevor reversed it into a Reverse Trevorplex!, which was then escaped in a tense exchange. Amigo was getting frustrated and forced Trevor into the corner with stomps, and held his boot on his throat a little too long and found himself with a yellow card. Before Amigo could argue about he card Trevor hopped up and clipped Amigo with a Macha Ye. The move had Amigo reeling, but he survived the full contact. The match ended at the 15 minute mark with both men trading punches looking to finish strong. Amigo knew the Yellow Card would hurt his score, and he was right as Trevor Mach won the match via Judge's Decision, but the scoring was close, and it could have gone either way without the Yellow Card. First instance of the cards coming into play for the scoring, showing that you can not break the rules in a Shoot Rules match. Grade: A-

After the match, Trevor Mach was presented with the King of Shoot trophy, $10,000, and the two Mastery Medals, along with some gauze for his broken nose. The celebration was short lived however, as Sal Paradise appeared in the arena in casual wear and brought a beer bottle to the fron row where he busted it over the head of Tack Angel, who was sitting in attendance. Trevor rushed to the stands and tried to get to Sal, but he chucked what was left of the bottle at Mach as security dragged him out of the building. A solid Shoot Rules tournament that ends with Sal Paradise once again crashing the party for Justice 87...



Machismo Office Special: King of Shoot 2013 Final Stage
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network
2,900 Super No Vacancy

1. Tag: Kazushi Sasaki O/Simon Stuart beat Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2 X (12:09) via Armbar -> Submission
2. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Hashim Al-Singh (8:44) via Stock Market Crash -> Pin
3. Singles: Little Mac beat Fighter Daron (5:56) via KO Punch -> Pin
4. King of Shoot 2013 Final Stage: Trevor Mach beat Amigo (15:00) via Judge's Decision

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Golden Week continues on the hot beaches of the hot city of Summers, for WAR's contribution for the week, the Infinity Division tournament the Infinity Gauntlet. On this hot night the Infinity Division would heat back up with a new fire to re-energize the the hot division. I'm trying to get across that it's really hot, did you get that? Cause that's what I was going for. Members of EBW, WAR, and Zodiac filled the ring for the Trophy unveiling and the unveiling of the Infinity Gauntlet, the symbol of excellence that will be awarded to the winner. We also got to see that Cherub Kid was the extra entrant, after making his return from injury earlier in the week.

-Great matches from top to bottom...alright maybe not bottom, as Zodiac's new Aries the Infinity Division Champion Hotlanta didn't feel like playing by the rules or advancing in the tournament. He got himself DQ'd after attacking the referee who tried to stop him from shoving Bolshoi's rose down his throat. WAR was looking for this tournament to go off without a hitch, but plenty of hitches were delivered by the Infinity Division Champion. Grade: N/A

-Subculture and Randy no Kachi battled in a contest to see who was hungrier for the belt. RnK had been to the mountain top before, but the Reality Gangster was starving for a shot and narrowly won out by reversing a No Kachi Cutter into the Counterculture. Grade: A

-DZ, the former Yaku.....man of questionable background took on the White Noise Ninja next. He roughed up Anwin for most of the match and almost ripped off his mask following a head lock to the mat, but Anwin fought to his feet and hit an out of nowhere Static Suplex followed by the quick pin to shock this Reality Gangster. Grade: A

-The last match of the first stage saw Cherub Kid return to the Infinity Division to take on Ditch. Ditch's tape library only covers wrestle up to the start of the DVD age, so he didn't have the Tack Angel influenced style scouted. Cherub showed fire and intensity with his kicks that took Ditch to the mat. Cherub went to the top rope for a Cherub's Flight and the pin. Big win for the protege of Tack Angel Grade: A-

-Subculture didn't make things as easy for Bolshoi as Hotlanta did. The clowned prince of Infinity is no slouch in the ring as a former champion himself, but that didn't stop his usual antics which cost him this time around, as the no nonsense Reality Gangster gave him a reality check with the Counterculture and pinned him for the win. Grade: B+[/b]

-Main event saw Cherub Kid face a tough challenge from Anwin. Anwin is a former Infinity Division Champion and Tag Team Champion in his own right, but Cherub Kid was resilient and actually managed to kick out of the Static Suplex. The Kid was looking focused and used a high kick to position Anwin into the finisher of his mentor the Angel Driver to get the pin and the win. Great night for Cherub Kid and a surprise loss for Anwin. Grade: A-

Overall Show Grade: A

WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1
Summers Beach
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Bolshoi beat Hotlanta (2:24) via DQ
2. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Subculture beat Randy no Kachi (9:10) via Counterculture -> Pin
3. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Anwin beat DZ (8:25) via Static Suplex -> Pin
4. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 1: Cherub Kid beat Ditch (6:03) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
5. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 2: Subculture beat Bolshoi (5:59) via Counterculture -> Pin
6. Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Stage 2: Cherub Kid beat Anwin (10:03) via Angel Driver -> Pin

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Announcer: It's time for another EBW News Update, with Nerma!

Nerma: WHERE ARE YOU?! WHO ARE YOU?! *sigh* Stupid disembodied voice. Hi, Nerma here again with more updates for Golden Week and BEYOND! That's right, we've got news about a big special event next week that will continue the momentum from this week's tough, but exciting schedule! First, we look at WAR's Infinity Gauntlet Final Stage. The EBW and Zodiac wrestlers will be in the house for this final show of Golden Week. We've got hot 3-Team Infinity Tag action, the Infinity Division Champion will be in action. The rising star Magnum PT will take on Zodiac, as will EC Champ Simon Stuart and Dynamic Dougie. Tack Angel is going to represent Justice 87 against Firestarter when he takes on Jamie OD. The main event will see Cherub Kid and Subculture face off in the Final Stage of the Infinity Gauntlet Tournament. Should be an amazing show.

WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Final Stage
Summers Beach
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division 3-Team Tag: DZ/Ditch vs. Grind/Switchback vs. Randy no Kachi/Anwin
2. Infinity Division Non-Title: Hotlanta vs. Bonk Boy
3. Singles: Magnum PT vs. Aquarius
4. Tag: Simon Stuart/Dynamic Dougie vs. Leo/Taurus
5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD
6. Infinity Gauntlet Final Stage: Cherub Kid vs. Subculture

Announcer: Tell them about what's next!

Nerma: I'm getting to it! Geez! The success of Golden Week has lead to an even bigger story. Machismo Office will be taking a week off next week so that we can present to you a live special event. It will be called EBW: The Golden, and will feature four giant match ups, two of them with belt implications! That's right, no rest for the weary, as the ragged schedule will continue for EBW, WAR, and Zodiac. Simon Stuart will put the WAR Euro-Continental Championship on the line against the Green Greed Legend Little Mac, while Hotlanta will immediately face the winner of the Infinity Gauntlet Tournament, so it will either be Cherub Kid or Subculture. Firebrand X will return to action following the loss in the Golden Tag League to join Antonio Daman and Jet Set Future against the new leader of Zodiac Nikky the Sagittarius. Nikky is looking to quickly ascend to the top, and he'll be joined by Taurus, Scorpio, and Eagleland Champion Leo. The main event is a huge one, as it comes as a counter challenge to Firestarter by the EBW Tag Team Champions Justice 87. The duo shot a little footage of their own, on a much nicer camera I might add. Let's check it out!



Trevor Mach: Sal! Jamie! DA! Look, we can record our own footage too! Man, you guys are really looking for a fight aren't you? Well guess what? YOU FOUND ONE! BOOSH! We were just hanging out with some of our friends here, having a bit of a party, when we got this GREAT idea! Tell em Tack! Tack? TACK!

Tack Angel: Huh? What? What was the plan?

Trevor Mach: *sigh* Dammit Tack, the cage remember?

Tack Angel: Oh right. Listen DA, I don't know what you're problem is with me, but we can work it out this next week at EBW: The Golden. We'll take on Firestarter in a Steel Cage.

Trevor Mach: We're not just talking Jamie and Sal. We're talking about the big man too. Don't worry about us, we've got ourselves a Brawler to back us up!

Tack Angel: I know you want a shot at the Tag Team Championships again. Well our dance card is going to be full with Amigo and Noah Jennings soon enough, you win and you can call the shots on when and where we defend these belts. You want to be first in line then step up.

Trevor Mach: If we win you keep your hands off Tack's PREGNANT wife!

Tack Angel: Amy.

Trevor Mach: Yeah! What he said! You keep your hands off of her, and you stay on your own show! You want a fight, you invite me and I'll come over to play. I know you want a fight don't you Sal? You don't have to make threats or badger me with any kind of videos. You make the challenge and I'll be right there! Let's see if you'll do the same. I wouldn't think Sal Paradise the cowardly type. Haha!

Tack Angel: Be there....or...be....somewhere else....but without a shot at us....so your loss....help me out Trevor.

Trevor Mach: Time to man up Firestarter! We're hurt, and we're bruised, and we're prime targets, so get while the getting is good! I'm all jacked up just thinking about this fight! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: That went well I think.

Trevor Mach: Hey Tack, real talk?

Tack Angel: Real talk.

Trevor Mach: Gotta work on those threats brah!

Tack Angel: I know, I've just never been mean spirited on the mic and-

Trevor Mach: Wait, is this camera still on? Dammit!

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Nerma: We sent out the tape and quickly got back a response. The match is on! Justice 87 and Swift will battle Firestarter inside of a Steel Cage, Trevor and Tack are stretching themselves thin in this fight with Firestarter, but so are Sal and Jamie. Which team will snap first?!



EBW: The Golden
Twoson Fairgrounds
The EBW Network

1. WAR Euro-Continental Championship: Simon Stuart(c) vs. Little Mac
2. Infinity Division Championship: Hotlanta(c) vs. TBA
3. 8-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Antonio Daman/Grind/Switchback vs. Nikky/Taurus/Scorpio/Leo
4. 6-Man Tag Cage: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Swift vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD/Destroyer A

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Golden Week ends with the final stage of the Infinity Gauntlet, where a bright young star will get the chance to claim it all and go after the champion.

-Opening match saw Shoot Club take on Jet Set Future, and the duo of RnK and Anwin in Infinity Division 3-Team action. Hot match from start to finish with fast tags and near falls. Jet Set Future continues to suffer some hard losses, and here it came from Ditch hitting the Bootlegger on Switchback before getting the pin. Grade: A-

-The Infinity Division Champion wasn't having any of Bonk Boy's zany antics. The energy drink mascot tried to hand out product to the fans in attendance, but the new Aries dragged Bonk into the ring and controlled the one sided effort, finishing off the rookie with the Bellerophon Bomb renamed the the Aries Bomb. Grade: B

-Magnum PT continued his roll while taking on Aquarius. Zodiac's been getting big wins, but the mustacheod newcomer managed to thwart off Aquarius and hit the Mustache Ride for the pin and the win. Grade: A-

-Zodiac got back on track in the next match, as Eagleland Champion Leo and Taurus took on WAR Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart and Dynamic Dougie. Exciting back and forth action from start to finish, but a GORE from Taurus to the Dynamic One lead to the win for Zodiac via pinfall. Grade: B+

-Tack Angel and Jamie OD continued the Justice 87-Firestarter war in singles action. The heated match up featured a particularly brutal exchange where Tack and J.O.D stood in the center of the ring exchanging vicious head kicks back and forth to see who would fall first. Jamie broke up the back and forth with a head butt that took Tack to his knees. He ran the ropes for the Penalty Kick, but Tack evaded and assisted Jamie OD out of the ring. The Hooligan was livid, but the anger quickly turned to manic laughter as Jamie proceeded to walk away from the ring to the back. The referee had to give the 10-Count, and Tack Angel won the match. Erratic behavior from the hooligan ended an otherwise great match prematurely. Grade: B+

-Main event for the Infinity Gauntlet, and two young up and comers have a chance to break out big and make a run for the Infinity gold with this very big win. Subculture glared at Cherub Kid from across the ring before they went at it. Subbie backed the Kid into the corner and shoved him. Cherub shoved him back, but Subculture decked him with a closed fist. They went to a fast-paced exchange and Subculture got a trailer hitch on Cherub, but he got the ropes. Subculture caught Cherub with another closed fist and the normally happy and subdued Cherub got upset. Both men began shoving each other and Subculture threw another hard right, but Cherub caught him with a cartwheel into a dropkick for a 2 count.
Subbie recovered and worked him over for a long period of time and nailed him with a dive through the ropes. Subculture went for a running kick from the apron to the floor, but Cherub ducked and caught him with an ace crusher on the apron a short time later. Both men came back into the ring on opposite side of the ring at the same time and went face-to-face. They began exchanging blows in the middle of the ring. Both men took big kicks and kept on coming. Subbie took control and tried to hit the Counterculture, but Cherub escaped and hit the backdrop. He went high risk for the Cherub's Flight, but Subculture rolled out of the way. Luckily for Cherub, he saw it coming and rolled into his move, recovering on the landing and managed to hit Subculture in the abdomen before hitting the Angel Driver. 1-2-3! Big surprise win, as Cherub Kid over came the Reality Gangster and captured the win and the Infinity Gauntlet. Excellent match that showed off the best of the new generation. Grade: A

After the match Tack Angel rushed the ring to celebrate with his protege as Cherub Kid was awarded the Infinity Gauntlet and the trophy. Cherub Kid just scored the biggest win of his career, and will now go on to face the Infinity Division Champion Hotlanta at EBW: The Golden.



Overall Show Rating: A-

WAR: Xperience Special: Infinity Gauntlet 2013 Final Stage
Summers Beach
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division 3-Team Tag: DZ/Ditch O beat Grind/Switchback X and Randy no Kachi/Anwin (10:13) via Bootlegger -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Non-Title: Hotlanta beat Bonk Boy (2:28) via Aries Bomb -> Pin
3. Singles: Magnum PT beat Aquarius (6:49) via Mustache Ride -> Pin
4. Tag: Leo/Taurus O beat Simon Stuart/Dynamic Dougie X (4:50) via GORE -> Pin
5. Singles: Tack Angel beat Jamie OD (9:03) via Count Out
6. Infinity Gauntlet Final Stage: Cherub Kid beat Subculture (8:33) via Angel Driver -> Pin

Announcer: And now with another EBW News Update, let's take it to Nerma!

Nerma: I'm on to you disembodied announcer voice.....I'm on to you. So Nerma here, and boy do we some interesting developments for you! The countdown to Victory Explosion VII has begun, with the announcement that Firebrand X will be putting his EBW World Championship on the line against both Nikky "The Golden" and the returning former champion Camilo Ortega. Ortega was one of the most dominant title reigns in EBW history, and Nikky hasn't been made the leader of Zodiac for no reason. This exciting match can only be seen during our biggest show of the year, Victory Explosion VII in the Saturn Dome! We still have a ways to go to get there however, and the road is going to be paved with some big matches that could shape the card for that show. Take for example the next installment of WAR. A title match...of sorts, has been made due to a challenge thrown down by Zodiac to one Tack Angel. A complicated matter just gets worse. Let's roll the footage...



Leo: It's a very simple question Angel! Are you or are you not the Mars Champion!

Tack Angel: What?! No! Well....maybe kinda sorta? I have the physical belt in my possession, but I never really won-

Leo: So you're the Mars Champion then?

Tack Angel: ....It's really kind of hard to say and-

Taurus: LET ME GORE THIS GUY LEO! HIS CONSTANT UNCERTANTY IS PISSING ME OFF!

Tack Angel: Constant uncertanty? Well I'm QUITE certain.....that you're being rude right now.

Swift: Don't listen to Tack! He's totally the Mars Champion! He really got one over on me on Mars didn't you Tack!? *wink*

Tack Angel: What? What are you talking about? What's wrong with your eye Swift? You got a twitch going.

Swift: ....You're a dammed oblivious fool Tack! >:C

Tack Angel: *sigh* I get that sometimes. Wait, what are you doing here?

Swift: I go where I want! Now as I was saying, Tack Angel IS the Mars Champion! You should've seen that match. Fucker was pissed at me cause I owed him 20 bucks, and he took it out of my ass! Right Tack?!

Tack Angel: YOU DON'T OWE ME 20 DOLLARS!

Swift: Not anymore I don't! Not after I "did the job" on Mars! Now we're even! >:C

Tack Angel: What job?! I've never even been to Mars!

Leo: Look, you've got the title and possession is 9/10ths of the law. Problem for you is that Zodiac wishes to have possession of Mars' coveted prize.

Amy Angel: Must be a Greek Pantheon thing. Look, the Mars Championship real or not isn't technically a sanctioned title that we-

Swift: HA! Tack'll take you on won't you?

Tack Angel: I will?

Swift: He will! He ain't afraid of your shady mask wearing asses.

Tack Angel: But I JUST had a title defense on Xcite!

Swift: No need to brag Tack! We all know you got titles. Some of us wish we got titles, but we know you got titles. >:C

Tack Angel: No, that's not what I-

Swift: Tack accepts the match.

Leo: Excellent. Taurus will be more than happy to take that belt from you on your next Xperience show.

Swift: In a Tables Match.

Leo: Eh?

Amy Angel: Eh?

Tack Angel: EH?!

Swift: Don't worry Tack, I got your back on this. Tack will put the belt on the line in a Tables Match. Pinning that big guy would be just too easy for Tack! Not only is he going to fight you in a Tables Match, but he's going to use this table right here. The unbreakable Table-san straight from Edo!

Tack Angel: Tables Match? Unbreakable Table-san? Swift, please stop helping!

Leo: Ha! You've sealed your own doom Tack Angel. Let's go Taurus.

Taurus: YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Tack Angel: I didn't seal anything! I like my ass where it is! Swift!

Swift: ....I'm hungry....want to get a sandwich.

Tack Angel: No....we like just had one 20 minutes ago!

Swift: I'm going to go get another sandwich.

Tack Angel: Swift? *sigh* .....So I got a Tables Match then. Great.

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Nerma: So yeah, the Mars Championship will be on the line against Taurus in Tables Match that will see the debut of the unbreakable Edo Table "Table-san". No, I promise I'm not pranking you or smoking anything. Speaking of debuts, we're going to be seeing a new debut in our officials branch this week with a new referee Harvey Refman! He's a middle aged referee that has traveled the world....being a referee....doing referee stuff....officiating...things.



Nerma: Harvey Refman has arrived at the perfect time, as the Nerd trio is reforming on the WAR side of things. That would have left us with a large gap, but Harvey has arrived just in time to join referee Mo. Harvey is known for his fair approach to the calling matches and his signature "I'LL REF THE MATCH!" catchphrase. Welcome to the team Harvey! We end this update with the final card for this week's WAR: Xperience. Stay tuned for another installment of Machismo Office! Only on the EBW Network!

WAR: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Anwin vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Cherub Kid vs. Switchback
2. Infinity Division Non-Title Singles: Hotlanta vs. Bolshoi
3. Singles: Troy vs. KYO
4. Tag: Simon Stuart/Dynamic Dougie vs. Leo/Scorpio
5. Mars Championship Tables: Tack Angel(c) vs. Taurus



Machismo Office returned for Battle V in the Bonk! Energy Sports Arena. The nonsense home of Shoot Rules would play host to more Mastery Medal Battles, a Women's Shoot Rules encounter, and the Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo taking on the legendary Kazushi Sasaki.

Opening bout saw Lady M's put on the gloves against Lady Leo as part of the start of a war between the ladies of EBW and the Valkyries of Zodiac. Leo showed her skills in the wrestling ring, but M's had the advantage in shoot rules and landed a Rolling Elbow square on the jaw that knocked Lady Leo out, giving M's a dominant victory. Scorpio and Simon Stuart both fought for the chance to get a second Mastery Medal in a much longer outing. The WAR Euro-Continental Champion had the support of the crowd, but a well positioned Scorpion Death Drop kept Stu from using his final rope break and resulted in the pin. Trevor Mach faced off against patriotic and mustacheod mentor Jon Frye in the next Mastery Medal Battle. Top notch competition that saw Mach debut a new finisher, whe he pulled Frye in by the arm to clobber him with a rising knee called the Mach Shoot, to get the KO victory and his final Mastery Medal.



The Macho Hero Grand Champion ended the night victoriously, but in controversial fashion. The normally brutal master of the "legitimate arts" was reserved and kept back to pepper the veteran Sasaki, a tactic he employed against Chu Chu in a previous title bout. This tactic paid off as Sasaki got impatient and found himself in trouble on occasions. The time limit was reached without a winner so the judge's had to give it to Amigo by split decision. After the match Trevor Mach came out to let Amigo know that by earning his third Mastery Medal, he would be challenging him next week on Machismo Office.

Overall Show Grade: A-

Machismo Office Battle V
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network
1905 Fans - No Vacancy

1. Ladies' Shoot Rules: Lady M's beat Lady Leo (5:59) via Rolling Elbow -> KO Grade: A
2. Mastery Medal Battle: Scorpio beat Simon Stuart (10:40) via Scorpion Death Drop -> Pin -> 2nd Mastery Medal Grade: A-
3. Mastery Medal Battle: Trevor Mach beat Jon Frye (8:02) via Mach Shoot (Pull in Rising Knee) -> KO -> 3rd Mastery Medal Grade: A
4. Non-Title Shoot Rules: Amigo beat Kazushi Sasaki (15:00) via Judge's Split Decision Grade: B+

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Announcer: Time for-

Nerma: Hey! No! You're driving me crazy with this "Time for another installment" blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda! WHO ARE YOU?!

Hater: NYAH! Forgive us, Nerma has just gone a little crazy...these things happen from time to time. We had some big happenings in EBW today, so let's check em out. We'll start with a big brush up that happened between Justice 87 and Firestarter today at of all places a movie theater.



Hater: This happened during the big premiere of Bad Dudes III. It was a big red carpet event that was crashed by Sal Paradise, Jamie OD, and Destroyer A. Luckily the Mach and Angel families did not get caught in the cross fire and security eventually broke up the scuffle. I HATE when people talk during a movie, but this is ridiculous. Oh, and I heard that Bad Dudes III is pretty damn good. It will come out in theaters nationwide very soon.



Nerma: I'm alright now Hater, I'll take back over. That's not all we got from today, as the official signing for the Victory Explosion VII main event was set to take place. Both champion Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega showed up to fill out the contract. Both were very quiet and somber. Firebrand only nodded in acknowledgement to Camilo Ortega, who for once didn't have a saying from his Grandmother to quote during a big event. The press tried to get a word with him, but the man who walks the path of Heaven hasn't said a word since going out with an injury at the beginning of the year. Noticeably absent from the proceedings was Nikky. The Zodiac leader didn't show up to sign the contract, but he did send in this tape. Let's check it out.



Nikky: Sorry, I could be there today, but "The Golden" works on his time, and will sign a contract on his time. I'm not sure just how happy I am to see the former Champion added into the fold. I am a better man than either of them, and I will be a better champion. Camilo Ortega fancies himself the ruler of everything, but look at me, you're looking at the true King. I am your King. I am your Champion. I am Sagittarius. I am "The Golden".

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Nerma: That about wraps it up for right now, but we have one little odd video clip to close out on. Let's take a look.



Tack Angel: *whistling* Oh hey Swift! Hey Rishin Fliger! How are the Board of Directors doing these days?

Swift: There he is. >:C

Tack Angel: Huh? Were you looking for me Swift?

Swift: If he's going to be in a Flaming Table Match for the Mars Championship, he's gonna need to be ready.

Tack Angel: Wait what? Flaming Table? I thought it was just-

Swift: Now Fliger!

Rishin Fliger: GIMMICK BEAM!

*POOF!*



Tack Angel: Huh? Wha? AW WHAT THE HELL SWIFT!

Swift: Huh? Who said that? Where did Tack go? I can't see him. Ha! Let's go Fliger.

Tack Angel: *sigh* Dammit.

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Nerma: This is an EBW Network News update, and I'm filling in for the Announcer on account of the fact that I DON'T NEED HIM LORDING OVER ME! Anyways, we're on the way to Xperience, but first we got some news about big signings. Both EBW and WAR are bringing in new blood....or maybe old blood? It's a little complicated. Let's check it out.



Nerma: Amy Angel has brought back Akinan, who left EBW to pursue his career overseas in Edo. The big man was on his way up in the company back then, but now he's even more seasoned and focused. The sky is the limit for Akinan, and WAR has gotten themselves another big hire.



Nerma: On the flip side of things, Trevor Mach has introduced a "new" wrestler going by the name of BOOSHI. This Shoot Rules styled competitor will be competing in EBW and Machismo Office. I say "new" with the obvious air quotes, because he seems very familiar to older EBW fans.

Trevor Mach: Check this out guys! This is BOOSHI! He's new, he's tough, he's Booshtastic, and he's going to tear up EBW and -

Tack Angel: That's Danny.

Trevor Mach: Eh?

Tack Angel: That's totally Danny Leung.

Trevor Mach: What? Why would you say that?

Tack Angel: I have eyes.....and he sounds like Hater....and Ryan IQ.

BOOSHI: I DO NOT! I mean....Danny Leung does not! I don't know who this Danny fellow is, but he sounds like quite the competitor. I hope that one day I can match up to his technical prowess, and suave fashion sense.

Tack Angel: If you don't know Danny Leung, how do you know if he does or doesn't sound like Hater and Ryan IQ?

BOOSHI: Don't worry about it! All you need to know is that I'm gonna be starting somethin' in EBW! YEEEEEEOW!

Tack Angel: Whatever you say...."BOOSHI".

BOOSHI: YEEEEEEOW!

Trevor Mach: HAHA! That's what I like to-

Swift: NOW! >:C

Trevor Mach: Huh?

*POOF!*



Trevor Mach: ......WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Tack Angel: Oh my! Looks like they got you too. That sucks man. Looks like you're stuck like me.

Trevor Mach: Oh hell no! I hung up my wizard hat years ago! This ain't no flashback tour! I'm taking this off right now!

Tack Angel: Wait. You mean that you can just take off the costume? Even if it came from the Rishin Fliger Gimmick Beam?

Trevor Mach: Well yeah look, I'm taking it off right......I'm taking it off in the back....cause the beam stole my clothes.....son of a bitch!

Tack Angel: You mean....I can just take off the costume? I can take off the gimmick? Well then.....I'll take that under consideration, but ultimately decline despite my best wishes as that would be rude......*sigh*

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Retro Hippie: Retro Hippie here, the voice of the Revolution, and I'm here with *gulp* ....the Zodiac. Guys....please don't hurt me. I'm frail, I'm weak, I eat nothing but wheat grass and tofu!

Nikky: Relax little Hippie man, we mean you know harm. In the new order we'll need people like you.

Retro Hippie: Really? Oh....well...thank you! So, what brings you to WAR tonight!

Nikky: A King needs to support his knights, and the Zodiac are heading into battle tonight. I will soon meet my destiny and make it rain from the heavens, and I stand here now to show you all that I'm unafraid of your pillars of EBW. Firebrand X is beneath me, and unable to carry the burden of being Sagittarius. Camilo Ortega, you claim that you will be the ruler over all. You claim that you are justice, but you see I am King! As King, I shall decree my judgement...Death. Now if you'll excuse me, we have someplace we have to be.



The thing that's like a road, but not really a road but more of a symbolic path to the date when a big show is happening, and that big show is called Victory Explosion VII, but I refuse to call it a road cause it's done elsewhere and it's retarded begins! The main event is already set, but plenty of time is left for everyone else to prove they deserve to be on the card, and tonight might help shape up how that show is going to go down. With Zodiac in full force the locker room was on full alert, and the wrestlers were...uh...worried...maybe....that Zodiac might grab the Mars Championship?

The night kicked off with a big 4-Way Infinity Division match to see who will face Hotlanta of Zodiac next. It was a big action match that the fans enjoyed with a surprising finish. Cherub Kid had just landed the Cherub's Flight on Randy no Kachi, but Anwin swooped in with a Static Shock Splash on both of them when Cherub tried to pin and snatched the win away by tagging his own tag partner. Anwin's cunning earns him a shot at the champ. Speaking of the champ, Hotlanta and Bolshoi had another classic bout between two old rivals. I say rivals, but Bolshoi played it up like usual with his mix of antics and high flying fun. Looking to put on a show more than beat down Hotlanta proved to be the downfall, as he fell prey to the Aries Bellerophon Bomb and the pin.



Tack Angel: Hey Amy, I'm all set for the.....Amy?

Amy Angel: Oh....hi Tack. I'm sorry I was just-

Tack Angel: Crying? Are you alright?

Amy Angel: Dammit, no one's supposed to see me like this.

Tack Angel: What's wrong.

Amy Angel: I'm just....worried.....about a lot of things. Feeling a lot of pressure with WAR, and then their is the Zodiac, and more importantly we have a child on the way and-

Tack Angel: You're worried about DA.

Amy Angel: .....Yeah....he's rather persistent isn't he?

Tack Angel: Why is he doing this?

Amy Angel: I don't know. We have a past together, but not like what it sounds like. We were more than just business partners. He was....my friend. See, DA was apart of this group called Fenrir along with Trevor Mach, but when that organization disbanded he was brought into the Stuart Family business. I wasn't close to the family as I've said before, but I was still protected, and DA was my bodyguard. He protected me for a long time before I disappeared to plan my move in EBW following the death of my father. I relied on him so much that I found him again to help me here, but he took things so far and hurt so many people. I tried to put on a straight face about it, but I couldn't bear to think of the price that was paid to get us where we are. I blame myself, but-

Tack Angel: You couldn't possibly have known just how far DA would take this.

Amy Angel: I...I just don't know. Now we're finally getting somewhere though. WAR is supposed to be the new home for heroes, and yet DA still has unfinished business and I don't think he's going to stop until he gets what he wants. I'm.....I'm scared Tack.

Tack Angel: I know Amy, but I won't let him hurt you, or the baby. If DA wants a fight he'll have to go through me, and he like....can't see me....or whatever. I don't get it either.

Amy Angel: Hehehe.

Tack Angel: Heh.

Cherub Kid: Konichiwa desu desu!

Tack Angel: Cherub Kid I- LOOK OUT!

Jamie OD: COMING THROUGH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This little punk kid's been a pain in my ass AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: What do you want Jamie?!

Jamie OD: Just to give you two "lovebirds" a message. Destroyer A wants you and he's going to get you. You can't stop him! No one can! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tack Angel: .....

Back to the action as the big bad Alpha Beta Troy tried to defend Little Mac's loss to the recently returning KYO, but even equipped with a new submission hold this wasn't going to be a technical match by any stretch. The two could barely keep it in the ring five minutes before they spilled out to the floor. The demented KYO nearly took Troy's head off with the ring bell and vice versa he narrowly dodged and chair whipped at him like a frisbee. The referee ended up hitting the double count out and neither man won the match or took home the win/loss purse. The brawl continued after the match with security having to break it up.



WAR Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart and Dynamic Dougie took on Eagleland Champion Leo and Scorpio in tag action, and it was a pretty good back and forth until Sal Paradise and Jamie OD of Firestarter rushed the ring from the crowd and battered Simon and Dougie. Leo and Scorpio didn't seem to mind and backed away to let Firestarter do the damage, even if it resulted in a DQ. After the match Sal and Jamie grabbed microphones.

Jamie OD: Oi! A Stuart and a Mach at the same time! Two birds with one stone! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sal Paradise: You see how easy it is for us. We can show up whenever we feel like it, stop any match we want, and hurt anyone we want. This is far from over, and I promise that we'll get what we want by the time all is said and done. Tack Angel and Trevor Mach, you guys better keep at least one eye open at all times cause you're gonna start losing family members to the INTENSIVE CARE UNIT! We're out of here.

The main event saw Tack Angel "defend" the "Mars Championship" against Taurus in a Tables Match, where the only table was the supposedly unbreakable Table-San from Edo. Yeah, this match was as weird as it gets. Taurus controlled the pace of the match, but in typical Tack fashion, he was able to come from behind and put Taurus down with an Angel Driver on Table-San. I say on and not through because the table indeed refused to break. It then managed to leave the ring on it's own volition confusing Tack Angel and just about everyone else. Technically a win and a "defense" for Tack Angel. What the hell just happened?



The comical nature of the main event quickly shifted, as Amy Angel came out to congratulate Tack, but with DA slowly following up behind. Tack quickly rushed to the steps and stood in between the two, DA ALMOST getting what he wanted. Tack Angel will indeed have to keep a constant watch, as the Destroyer is always on the hunt for Amy Angel...

Overall Show Grade: B+

WAR: Xperience
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1,500 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Anwin beat Randy no Kachi[X], Cherub Kid, and Switchback (10:34) via Static Shock Splash -> Pin Grade: A [W: $600 L: $300]
2. Infinity Division Non-Title Singles: Hotlanta beat Bolshoi (8:53) Grade: A-via Aries Bellerophon Bomb -> Pin [W: $800 L: $400]
3. Singles: Troy vs. KYO (6:03) Double Countout Grade: B
4. Tag: Simon Stuart/Dynamic Dougie beat Leo/Scorpio (9:48) via DQ Grade: N/A [W: $900 L: $450]
5. Mars Championship Tables: Tack Angel(c) beat Taurus (8:09) via Angel Driver "through" Table-San-> Pin -> 1st Defense? Grade: A- [W: $1000 L: $500]

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Announcer: Time for an update from the EBW News Room! We've got the card for Xcite to announce, PLUS a main event for this week's Machismo Office. On Xcite we'll see Trevor Mach and Noah Jennings open the show, Bravest Division action, Magnum PT's Xcite debut AKA an Eagleland Championship match, Amigo taking on Doctor Degrees, Women's action with Little M's going singles against Lady Scorpio, and a huge main event with EBW World Champion Firebrand X, Swift, and Kinniku Mike going against Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Taurus. All of this and more in the lead up to Victory Explosion VII, the biggest show of the year in the Saturn Dome!

EBW: Xcite
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1. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Noah Jennings
2. Bravest Division 6-Man: Subculture/DZ/Ditch vs. Grind/Onisuiken/Fighter Daron
3. Eagleland Championship: Leo(c) vs. Magnum PT
4. Singles: Amigo vs. Doctor Degrees
5. Women's Singles: Little M's vs. Lady Scorpio
6. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Swift/Kinniku Mike vs.  Nikky/Scorpio/Taurus

Announcer: Machismo Office's Battle VI will see a huge main event with founder Trevor Mach using his Mastery Medals to have a Shoot Rules Battle with the Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo with the belt on the line. Will Mach claim the gold, or will Amigo retain once again with his legitimate style?

Machismo Office Battle VI
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena
The EBW Network

1. Macho Hero Grand Championship: Amigo(c) vs. Trevor Mach

Announcer: We end this update with another video sent in from one Sal Paradise. The Firestarter and former employee of EBW and WAR continues to have words for the Mach and Angel families...



Sal Paradise: I'm going to have to be the one to say it aren't I? Tali Mach, she wants me. You can just tell she wants me. She's the kind of girl that was looking to hook up with a rebel and she got a punk. A family man wannabe. She's the kind of girl that likes the grim, and gritty, and grim dark and she ended up with a clown. She wants to drop that zero and take a trip to Paradise, and I don't blame her. You might act out like all bad girls do, but that's just cause you don't understand your feelings. Tali Mach...Lady M's is in love with me. Deeply and passionately, but she doesn't understand how to handle these feelings. This animal lust that she has for me. Tali, I know a good divorce lawyer, but why wait for that? I don't care. You need a real man, and Little M's.....needs a good "role model" heh. I'll be seeing you around M's. Try not to get too worked up over it.

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A new week brings us closer to Victory Explosion VII, and one step closer to a one of a kind EBW World Championship title bout. The stage is continuing to be set for the biggest show of the year in Saturn City.

The show opened with Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach of Justice 87 taking on Shoot Club member Noah Jennings in the start of a solid opener. Shoot Rules styled match to set up Trevor's title shot against Amigo this week was interrupted by Jamie OD who appeared on the tron.



Jamie OD: AHAHAHAHA! Trevor Mach! I'm feeling a bit...I don't know....NOSTALGIC right now! It has been a year since our little Victory Explosion VI battle and I STILL want to kick your teeth down your throat! AHAHAHAHAHA! Why don't we have ourselves a trip down memory lane, but not in the ring. Oi! Let's take it outside WILDSTYLE as you would put it! I'm outside....right now....come and get me Mach. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Trevor wasted no time in leaving the ring and rushing to the back, as the referee counted him out, giving Noah Jennings the victory.

The brand new Bravest Division lit up the ring next with solid 6-man action. The rules of the Division meant all 6 men were in the ring at once, making it hard to follow at times, but very exciting. The Reality Gangsters continue to show dominance, with Subbie getting the pin on Fighter Daron following the Counterculture. A rematch for the Bravest Division Championship is the demand of Subculture, and it looks like Grind is happy to oblige him. A huge upset came with the Xcite debut of Magnum PT against Leo. A lot of pressure for PT with the Eagleland Championship on the line, but the mustacheod third generation star proved he was worth the investment by taking it to the 2nd in command of Zodiac. Even with interference  from the Valkyries, Magnum PT was able to avoid and dirty tricks or Lion based offense to surprisingly hit the Mustache Ride and get the pin. The newcomer won the Eagleland Championship in his first match for EBW, and at the same time brought the title back from the clutches of Zodiac.



Amigo's got a title match coming up this week, and will be going into it strong, after showing Doctor Degrees first hand what unconsciousness feels like with a sleeper that took him out in just over a minute.



Amigo: Don't talk just listen. I didn't come here to talk. I didn't come here to give the people a good show. I didn't come here to talk about Kinniku Mike. I came here to fight legitimately, and you can claim all you want that we tried to cheat last week in our title match against Justice 87, but it DIDN'T HAPPEN! Just like it won't happen this week at Machismo Office. Only the outcome will be different this time. The outcome will see me defending my championship and proving once again why compared to the rest of these clowns, I'm the real deal.

Little M's is still learning the ropes, but the hearing impaired daughter of the Mach's looked strong against Lady Scorpio in Women's Singles action. The youngster showed evolving skills and a hungry spirit, she was unprepared for the dirty tricks of Zodiac and fell following a Scorpion Death Drop. After the match the cameras quickly cut to the back as Trevor Mach and Jamie OD were locked in the middle of their street fight.



w00t and Ryan IQ sent the Red Shirts to keep the brawl contained, and even "newcomer" BOOSHI tried to control the chaos. Lady M's watched on, but so did Sal Paradise, who tried to make a pass at her before taking his beer bottle and busting it over Mach's head, perfectly legal in Wildstyle matches. This set up Jamie with the opportunity to hit the Penalty Kick and lay out Mach for the pin. A tough night for the Mach family thanks to Firestarter.



Hater: Nyah! Camilo! Can we get a word with you? You've been silent since you announced as being apart of the VE VII main event. Will you comment on it?

Camilo Ortega: ....My Grandmother would have a saying for this, and I do have a lot to say, but right now and until Victory Explosion VII we'll let actions speak louder than words.

Main event saw EBW World Champion Firebrand X lead Swift and Kinniku Mike into a war with Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius, Scopio, and Taurus. Fantastic wild action brawl that nearly lead to the first confrontation between Firebrand and Nikky, until Hotlanta and Leo rushed the ring to assist in a beating on Firebrand's team, causing a DQ. Zodiac were just looking to hurt the champ before the big match, but Camilo Ortega rushed the ring and made the save for the EBW team, forcing Nikky out of the ring. Firebrand and Camilo stared off, but both of them also turned to Nikky. In a 3-Way match, you can never get to close to one opponent. You can't trust anyone, loyalty to brand or not. It's all about the EBW World Championship.



Overall Show Grade: B+

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1. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Trevor Mach (4:03) via Count Out Grade: B
2. Bravest Division 6-Man: Subculture[o]/DZ/Ditch beat Grind/Onisuiken/Fighter Daron[x] (12:03) via Counterculture -> Pin Grade: A
3. Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT beat Leo(c) (6:25) via Mustache Ride -> Pin -> 49th Generation Eagleland Champion Grade: A-
4. Singles: Amigo beat Doctor Degrees (1:03) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out Grade: A-
5. Women's Singles: Lady Scorpio beat Little M's (5:50) via Scorpion Death Drop -> Pin Grade: B+
-Wildstyle Street Fight: Jamie OD beat Trevor Mach (13:02) via Penalty Kick -> Pin
6. 6-Man Tag: Firebrand X/Swift/Kinniku Mike beat Nikky/Scorpio/Taurus (9:59) via DQ Grade: N/A

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Machismo Office returned for a sixth time with a stacked card and a big main event for the Macho Hero Grand Championship. A night full of Shoot Rules and a bout to determine who will get that third Mastery Medal and be next in line for the Grand Championship!

The Macho Masks took on the duo Neckbeard and Skinhead in the opener. The Henchmen almost finally got a Machismo Office win, but Macho Mask #1 caught Skinhead in a Kneebar to force a Submission and a win. WAR Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart battled Scorpio in a fantastic and hard hitting competition. Without Zodiac interference, Stuart had a fair shake, and the young champ managed to surprise Scorpio with a Backslide to nap a huge win and claim his third Mastery Medal. Simon Stuart will get the next shot against the Macho Hero Grand Champion. BOOSHI made his "debut" in the ring against Noah Jennings of the Shoot Club. Strong match up, with BOOSHI looking like a ring veteran, but that's probably cause he is as he's not fooling anybody with that mask. BOOSHI managed to get the win after countering the Stock Market Drop into the Landslide and hit the Crucifix Armbar to get the Submission. More Shoot Rules followed, with the ladies going head to head. Heather Mach showed Lady Leo the Mach Family roughness by knocking her out with a Macha Ye to score the win.



The main event saw a lengthy and solid title bout between champion Amigo and challenger Trevor Mach. Tough shoot style attacks back and forth, with Trevor going for the KO with a Mach Shoot, but Amigo survived the blow and and countered with his various submissions to no avail. Interference isn't allowed in Machismo Office, but an altercation in the stands with Sal Paradise sitting near Lady M's and Little M's distracted Mach long enough for Amigo to catch him in the Sleeper Hold. Mach couldn't reach the ropes and ended up being choked out by the Macho Hero Grand Champion. A successful defense by Amigo, but the celebration wouldn't last long, as Simon Stuart made it clear that he would be challenging for the title next week at Machismo Office VII...

Overall Show Grade: A-

Machismo Office Battle VI
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2055 Fans - No Vacancy

1. Tag: Macho Mask #1[o]/Macho Mask #2 beat Neckbeard/Skinhead[x] (8:09) via Kneebar -> Submission Grade: B+
2. Mastery Medal Battle: Simon Stuart beat Scorpio (12:09) via Backslide -> Pin -> 3rd Mastery Medal Grade: A-
3. Shoot Rules: BOOSHI beat Noah Jennings (6:05) via Crucifix Armbar -> Submission Grade: A-
4. Women's Shoot Rules: Heather Mach beat Lady Leo (5:55) via Macha Ye -> KO Grade: A-
5. Macho Hero Grand Championship: Amigo(c) beat Trevor Mach (13:09) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out -> 2nd Defense Grade: A

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Announcer: Big news for WAR fans out there, as the next Xperience will hold not one, but two different title bouts! Yes, both the Infinity Division Championship and the WAR Euro-Continental Championship will be on the line for this big lead up show to Victory Explosion VII. The card is still forming, and now is the time to really step it up if you want to make it to the big show. Akinan will also make his debut for the WAR brand, going up against Zodiac's powerhouse Taurus. Switchback will take on Randy no Kachi, and Tack Angel will team with Cherub Kid against the Zodiac's leader Nikky and Leo. Also expect to hear an announcement from Amy Angel regarding a big match for VE VII, PLUS rumors are swirling that EBW World Champion Firebrand X AND Camilo Ortega will be invading WAR with a purpose. What is that purpose? Tune in and find out!

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1. Singles Debut: Akinan vs. Taurus
2. Infinity Division Singles: Switchback vs. Randy no Kachi
3. Infinity Division Championship: Hotlanta(c) vs. Anwin
4. Tag: Tack Angel/Cherub Kid vs. Nikky/Leo
5. WAR Euro-Continental Championship: Simon Stuart(c) vs. Scorpio

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Retro Hippie: Hey! What are THEY doing here?

Amy Angel: That's a good question. Firebrand X....Camilo Ortega....is there something I can do for you two?

Firebrand X: Yeah....you can get out of my way.

Amy Angel: This is my show gentlemen, I have no problem letting you if-

Firebrand X: Zodiac.

Amy Angel: ......Alright, in you go then.

Retro Hippie: What? You're letting them in? EBW guys just seem to be able to come and go these days!

Amy Angel: We all have pressing matters to death with right now. I for one have an overbearing monster following my every move, while I'm starting to get weird cravings for peanut butter and pickle ice cream! If they want to put the pressure on Nikky Sagittarius, I'm not going to stop them. Besides, the issues between EBW and WAR are going to be handled in another way.

Retro Hippie: What do you mean?

Amy Angel: Let's talk away from cameras follow me.



The XP Zone was not just packed with fans, but all sorts of outsiders for this big edition of Xperience, with the EBW World Champion Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega storming the building looking for Zodiac, and sightings of Firestarter in the area. This episode was sure to be unpredictable.

The action opened with Akinan returning from overseas to join the WAR brand against the Zodiac powerhouse Taurus. A clashing of two bulls saw the returning Akinan overpower Taurus, nearly scoring a pin before Zodiac went in for the attack, causing the DQ. Akinan did clear the ring though, and looked strong in the face of the Zodiac. After the match Retro Hippie rushed down to the ring and whispered something to Akinan, leading him to the back. Randy no Kachi's bad luck streak continued in the Infinity Division with a narrow defeat against the Lucha Blades Switchback. A missed splash of the ropes lead to the Rolling Shooting Star Press and the pin. The Infinity Division Championship match was up next, with Zodiac's Hotlanta defending against Anwin. Hot match from the start with Anwin nearly scoring the pin following a Static Superplex off the top rope, but Hot narrowly got his foot on the ropes. Later, an eye gouge from Hotlanta opened up the path to a spear followed up by a Bellerophon Bomb and a pin. Anwin came close but the title remains with Zodiac. After the match, Cherub Kid, the holder of the Infinity Gauntlet tried to come down to seemingly challenge for another shot at Hot, but Jamie OD appeared out of nowhere and shoved Cherub down the long flight of stairs. Cherub was scheduled to compete later in the night, but now he was in bad condition and had to be stretchered out.



The cameras followed the stretcher as Tack and Amy Angel appeared and stayed with Cherub till he was loaded in the ambulance and driven off.



Trevor Mach: Uh....hey guys? What's uh....what's going on?

Tack Angel: Jamie OD is what's going on? Cherub Kid's on his way to the hospital.

Trevor Mach: ......Again?

Tack Angel: *sigh* This is getting a bit ridiculous. Can't deal with Zodiac, cause Firestarter is doing whatever they want with no consequences. It's not supposed to be like this. We're supposed to be able to handle this, but it seems they're coming at us from all sides.

Trevor Mach: That's what bad guys do Tack!

Tack Angel: Bad guys....you always see it so black and white. All I see is trouble, and we're trapped in a position where we can barely get by. The fans are going to start to notice it too. WAR is supposed to be the new home for heroes, but we're lacking in heroics at the moment. I don't think I have it in me, and now I've got to go face Nikky and Leo on my own.

Trevor Mach: Well Tack, you're wrong, and you're not alone.

Tack Angel: Huh?

Trevor Mach: Come Tack, we've got a match to get to. Dammit, we've got to give the people back their heroes! BOOSH!

In a surprising move, Trevor Mach crossed lines to WAR to assist his Justice 87 tag partner Tack Angel in a non-title tag battle against Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius and Leo. Great match that saw the champion tandem hold up against the Zodiac leader, and fight off outside interference. However, Firestarter made their presence felt again, attacking Justice 87 and forcing a DQ. Zodiac didn't seem to mind and assisted in the beat down, but Trevor and Tack managed to fight them off and clear the ring of all but Destroyer A. As Nikky smugly backed his way up the steps the chaos intensified, with Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega going on the attack, trying to force Nikky to stop playing games and make the make the match official at Victory Explosion VII. Nikky narrowly escaped, but Leo wasn't as lucky. Justice 87 managed to back Destroyer A down, and force him and Jamie OD to leave through the crowd. Sal Paradise was no where in sight. Crazy action all around.



We then went to the back for an announcement from Retro Hippie.



Retro Hippie: Alright everyone listen up! Retro Hippie here, the voice of the Revolution, and it's time to make a big Victory Explosion VII announcement. We're challenging EBW to take us on 3-on-3 in what we're calling a Flag Match. One side will have a WAR Flag, and the other an EBW Flag. First team to get the other flag and plant it on their side wins the match. For this inaugural battle that will reignite this rivalry we're bringing in the big guns, namely the recently returning Akinan, the monster KYO, and the powerhouse Alpha Beta Troy! You don't have what it takes to get through this massive unstoppable wall. We've got offense covered, we've got defense, and we've got....well whatever scary stuff KYO's got planned.

Troy: HOLD IT! YOU THINK I'M GOING TO WORK WITH THAT DEMENTED LITTLE BASTARD KYO THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING CO-

Little Mac: TROY! My client would be honored to serve alongside these men for the glory of our cause. It is time for WAR to step up and take the glory, and Troy will be remembered in the history books as the guy that made it happen even IF KYO gets in our way.

KYO: .....

Little Mac: Akinan, we have a past I know, but now we need you. For our future let's put aside the past. Welcome back.

Akinan: I'll do what I got to do, but how about we just keep our distance Mac. Old wounds don't heal easily, and I've been known to hold a grudge.

Little Mac: Fair enough.

Retro Hippie: There you have it! This team is ready! Let's see what you've got EBW! We'll see you at Victory Explosion VII!

The main event saw WAR Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart take on Zodiac's Scorpio, with the belt on the line. Stuart had already beaten Scorpio this week at Machismo Office for his third Mastery Medal, and Scorpio was looking to make sure it didn't happen again, and to get revenge by bringing the belt into Zodiac. Athletic contest dragged down by outside interference. The addition of Taurus to the outside saw Simon take a hard headbutt while the referee was distracted by one of the Valkyries. The headbutt lead to Scorpio hitting the Scorpion Deathdrop, for the 1-2-KICKOUT! Scorpio looked livid as he put Simon in the Deathlock. Stuart showed great spirit, never tapping out and fighting for the ropes until seemingly blacking out, forcing a referee stoppage. Scorpio won the match and claimed the belt for Zodiac. A rough end to close out this episode of Xperience.



Overall Show Grade: B+

WAR: Xperience
XP Zone
The EBW Network
1,500 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Singles Debut: Akinan beat Taurus (6:29) via DQ [W: $600 L: $300] Grade: N/A
2. Infinity Division Singles: Switchback beat Randy no Kachi (8:01) via Rolling Shooting Star Press -> Pin [W: $600 L: $300] Grade: A-
3. Infinity Division Championship: Hotlanta(c) beat Anwin (7:50) via Aries Bellerophon Bomb -> Pin -> 2nd Defense [W: $2000 L: $1000] Grade: A
4. Non-Title Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach beat Nikky/Leo (8:38) via DQ [W: $800 L: $400] Grade: N/A
5. WAR Euro-Continental Championship: Scorpio beat Simon Stuart(c) (10:03) via Scorpion Deathlock -> Referee Stoppage -> 2nd Generation WAR Euro-Continental Champion [W: $2000 L: $1000] Grade: B+

Announcer: Time for another EBW News Update! We've got some interesting news from overseas, some news from right here in the EBW HQ, and some unique news from WAR. We start in Euroland, with Justice 87. Trevor and Tack had a big celebration after winning the AGES set of tag belts, and spent the night at a hotel before heading back to Eagleland. It was during that night, that the Hervey Cam Ninjas witnessed this event...

Trevor Mach: dun dun dun da dun......da duuuun....ugh...I think....I think I'm trapped....come on...almost....gah! Finally! Shhh! Quiet me!

Harvey Refman: Uh Trevor? You in here?



Trevor Mach: Refman? How did you get in here? You didn't pass me on the way down the chimney did you?

Harvey Refman: .....No....no I didn't do that. I came in through the door. It wasn't locked.

Trevor Mach: Oh....wanna help me out here?

Harvey Refman: What are we doing in here?

Trevor Mach: Are you here to ask questions or be the best damn referee that I was able to actually get a hold of on my cell phone?

Harvey Refman: I'm always ready to ref the match.

Trevor Mach: Good, now follow me.

Harvey Refman: Wait, is that Tack? Is he.....is he dead?

Trevor Mach: No, he's just a really deep sleeper. Like a hibernating bear and shit.

Harvey Refman: I see.

Trevor Mach: Are you ready?

Harvey Refman: For?

Trevor Mach: This! Wildstyle Match for the Mars Championship GO!

Harvey Refman: Oh! Alright!

Tack Angel: Huh? Trevor? What are you doing?

Trevor Mach: Pinned! Ref go!

Harvey 1-2-3! Trevor wins!

Trevor Mach: YES!

Tack Angel: Huh? What just happened?

Trevor Mach: NEW EBW MARS CHAMPION! BOOSH!

Tack Angel: Wait what?! No! That's not how this works! You have to agree to a Wildstyle title bout!

Trevor Mach: But the Mars Championship is contested under retarded 25/8 rules I thought!

Tack Angel: It is?!

Trevor Mach: Isn't it?

Tack Angel: No!

Trevor Mach: Oh.

Tack Angel: Wait a minute....what's Harvey doing here?

Harvey Refman: Trevor flew me in to officiate this match.

Tack Angel: You paid to bring a referee over here for this ridiculous idea?

Trevor Mach: .....I was bored?

Tack Angel: I know you're anxious to get back for obvious reasons with Sal. I mean, I had to leave Amy and hope DA keeps his distance, but is this really a constructive way to handle things?

Trevor Mach: Well I AM the new EBW Mars Champion!

Tack Angel: You are NOT!

Trevor Mach: I thought you didn't even want the title!

Tack Angel: It's the principle of the thing!

Trevor Mach: Well how about we settle this like men?

Tack Angel: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Trevor Mach: You ready ref?

Harvey Refman: Ready. Go!

Trevor and Tack: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS SHOOT!

Trevor Mach: Rock!

Tack Angel: I also picked Rock!

Trevor Mach: I ALWAYS pick Rock!

Tack Angel: I figured you were due for a change!

Trevor Mach: A draw! Well now what?!

Tack Angel: I don't know!

Trevor Mach: Co-Hold the Championship?

Tack Angel: Alright then!

Trevor Mach: Freebird rules?

Tack Angel: Sure!

Trevor Mach: Well alright! Goodnight then!

Tack Angel: Goodnight! Lock the door this time please.......and start a fire in that chimney....Zzzzzz.......Zzzzzzz.....

Harvey Refman: That was fast!

Trevor Mach: Loudest snoring ever. It's maddening.



Kinniku Mike: Where my bitches is at?!

Ryan IQ: .....You're going to clean that off the wall right?

Kinniku Mike: I want to talk to the President right now!

Ryan IQ: He's still gone. You ARE going to clean that off the wall right?

Kinniku Mike: You tell him the Typhoon is here. You tell him I'm tired of playing games, treading water, and waiting for my shot at a title, waiting for my shot to handle this Zodiac situation, waiting for my shot to legitimately kick Amigo's ass. Not happening Ry Ry! I selected the team that's going to take on WAR at Victory Explosion VII! Make it happen!

Ryan IQ: Well I can if you....ya know....clean that off the wall.

Kinniku Mike: Make it happen Ry Ry!

Ryan IQ: .....*sigh*



Retro Hippie: Uh....Amy?

Amy Angel: Yes Hippie! Wait! Don't say anything. Can you guess, my brand new idea for WAR?

Retro Hippie: I....I'm going to guess that it involves all of these animals?

Amy Angel: Animal Division.

Retro Hippie: Animal Division?

Amy Angel: Animal Division. Hear me out! WAR is supposed to be a a home for heroes right?

Retro Hippie: ....Yeeeeeah?

Amy Angel: Well who says that humans are the only ones who can be heroes? Plus, kids LOVE animals.

Chicken Man: Finally, it's Chicken Man's time to shine!

Retro Hippie: Right....you're aware that a bear is behind me right?

Amy Angel: This is going to be great Hippie! Chicken Man speaks to the animals, and he's like.....training them....to wrestle! Plus, we got Bubble Monkey! Bubble Monkey Hippie!

Retro Hippie: Amy? Are you feeling alright? Do you think maybe your pregnancy might be affecting your judgement?

Amy Angel: No! Not at all! This is going to be great! I'm gonna go get a pineapple pickle pizza!

Retro Hippie: Oh boy.

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Announcer: We're back with another EBW Network News Update! It looks like WAR is gearing up for a big show to take the momentum leading into Victory Explosion VII, but first a big special is coming to the EBW Network both in preparation for the Pay Per View, but also for charity. EBW: No Laughing Matter, will be a "unique" special featuring members of EBW, WAR, and even some outside celebrities. The special will be all for fun with several charities making out big in the process. Some shenanigans and levity before the biggest show of the year so don't miss it. Before that though we have a bit installment of WAR: Xperience, that will see the debut of the eccentric "Animus Division", some big Infinity action including the debut of AGES star DReAM against Bolshoi, former Euro-Continental Champion Simon Stuart will face Leo and make an announcement of some sort regarding his career after the bout, Team WAR will be put to the test against Zodiac to see if they are ready to face the EBW Typhoon at Victory Explosion VII, and finally Tack Angel is set for a huge main event against Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius. All of this and more on a HUGE Xperience!

WAR: Xperience
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1. Animus Division Championship Decision: Bubble Monkey vs. Chicken Man vs. Manley Fish vs. Big Bubba Bear [W: $1000]
2. Infinity Division Singles: Bolshoi vs. DReAM[AGES] [W: $600]
3. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Switchback vs. Anwin vs. Randy no Kachi vs. Bonk Boy [W: $850]
4. Singles: Simon Stuart vs. Leo [W: $600]
5. 6-Man Tag: KYO/Troy/Akinan vs. Scorpio/Taurus/Hotlanta [W: $1800]
6. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius [W: $1000]

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Earlier Today...



Tack Angel: Trevor, calm down please.

Trevor Mach: I can't calm down and you know it Tack. I'm physically incapable of CALMING DOWN!

Amy Angel: What is it that you want?

Trevor Mach: You know what I want Amy, and I need you to give it to me.

Amy Angel: I THINK I know what you're wanting but-

Trevor Mach: I need you to reinstate Sal Paradise, and I need you to do it NOW!

Amy Angel: You realize how crazy that sounds right? I don't think I could possibly-

Trevor Mach: Look, you know why I need this. Sal Paradise wants a fight at Victory Explosion VII, and I'm going to give it to him, but for that to happen he needs to be reinstated. You know what he's willing to do to get what he wants. Well this is what I'm willing to do. Do you want me to beg for this?

Amy Angel: Beg your pardon? No, I don't-

Trevor Mach: I'm sorry alright! For everything! Amy, whatever you think I did to you I'm sorry! You win! If I don't do this you know what could happen. My daughter is exposed right now, and if Tali goes after Sal she'd try to kill him. I'm willing to beat him at his own game instead, so reinstate Sal Paradise. Give me that chance......PLEASE!

Amy Angel: Trevor calm down, I would give you what you want but we already took care of Sal Paradise.

Trevor Mach: Eh? What do you mean?

Tack Angel: That's what I'd like to know. I'm in the dark on this too.

Amy Angel: I pressed charges on Firestarter in general. Jamie and DA haven't been found, but Sal Paradise is already behind bars. What they have done while fired from WAR more than warrants this. I solved the problem!

Trevor Mach: .....Do you realize what you've done? *sigh* It doesn't work like that.....not with him. That wouldn't stop me either. Now....I'm going to have to do something I really don't want to do. Tack, I hope you have some bail money set aside. Later.

Tack Angel: Wait....what are you doing? Where are you going?

Amy Angel: I don't understand. What's the problem?

Tack Angel: Some people can't be swayed or stopped so easily Amy, you should know that. They'll do what they want and get what they want no matter who else gets hurt.

Amy Angel: Tack....why do you sound mad at me?

Tack Angel: I'm not mad at you, but I am mad, and you know why.

Amy Angel: .....You want to face DA.   

Tack Angel: Trevor and I are in the same boat. I don't want anything to happen to you.

Amy Angel: But Tack....I'm worried about you. I was actually worried about Trevor's family too. I never thought I'd be saying that. I've been revenge oriented for so long, but with this baby on the way and with these guys doing what they are doing, all I've got left is fear.

Tack Angel: That's what they wanted. They want to ruin our lives and destroy our marriage....whatever marriage we have.

Amy Angel: Tack? What do you mean by that?

Tack Angel: You HAVE been pre-occupied with revenge, and your all consuming goal has been to beat EBW, but that personal conflict for you has been over for months. You just heard Trevor, it's over! More importantly someone very dangerous is coming after my wife, and I've had to sit back and watch it happen too many times. I love you too much to let anything bad happen to you. I'll always support you and be by your side, but while you're busy with business I'll be facing Destroyer A at Victory Explosion VII.

Amy Angel: Tack...wait....Tack? Tack please wait!



Xperience this week would kick off in a unique way, with the introduction of the Animus Division. A division giving the "wrestling animals" a shot to enter the same ring as the men and women of WAR. An interesting set up with four "fighters" taking part in the first battle to determine the Animus Division Champion with veteran Chicken Man taking on former FTW wrestler Bubble Monkey, former actor turned wrestler Manley Fish, and burly Big Bubba Bear. Surprisingly entertaining, and the referee Penguin was lucky enough not to get mauled. Match came to a finish when Chicken Man redeemed his long stagnant career with a Chickenwing Neckbreaker to Bubble Monkey to score the pin and the Animus Division Championship.



The next match saw the whimsical DReAM from AGES enter WAR's ring to lock up with the resident clown Bolshoi. The two seemed very friendly with each other, opening the match in comedic fashion with a series of bows that wouldn't seem to end. A high entertaining high flying bout, but the match was soon interrupted when EBW's DZ and Ditch entered through the fans to try and strike another blow on behalf of the Bravest Division. DReAM and Bolshoi managed to fight them off though, and formed a fast friendship after the No Contest with a Unicycle performance.





Amy Angel: Tack! Tack, please wait! I'm sorry!

Tack Angel: No, I'm sorry. You don't have to be sorry about anything. You've always worked hard to reach your dreams, and I shouldn't ever get in your way and-

Amy Angel: You're my dream Tack. This baby is my dream! My whole life I've had to work for all of this, and I just don't know what I'm supposed to do with it anymore. I've always just tried to work hard and do my best, but that must not be enough if I'm losing you. That would kill me Tack!

Tack Angel: You're not losing me, you'll never lose me, but I can't sit by and wait for you to make this decision Amy. Destroyer A is nothing but trouble and I'm not going to let him hurt you or the baby.

Retro Hippie: Ummm.....guys? I've heard that Destroyer A has been sighted in the city. Should I call the cops?

Tack Angel: ......Don't ask me.

Amy Angel: ....No. If he shows up, my husband will take care of it. He's more than enough to handle Destroyer A. He's my hero after all.

Retro Hippie: That's all well and good, but isn't Tack in the main event tonight?

Tack Angel: Oh crap! I totally forgot! Dang it! Gotta get ready honey, I love you.

Amy Angel: I love you too Tack.

Retro Hippie: What were you guys arguing about?

Amy Angel: We weren't arguing. I was just getting hit with a hard dose of reality.

Retro Hippie: Oh....I don't like to deal with stuff like "reality" or "facts" myself.

Amy Angel: *sigh* You're such a goofball.

More Infinity Division action saw Switchback survive three other competitors to earn the shot at Hotlanta at Victory Explosion VII. The finish came when Anwin and Randy no Kachi turned on each other in the match, giving Switchback the time he needed to hit the 450 on Bonk Boy and serve up the mascot rookie another loss. Switchback meets Hotlanta in a Table Match for the belt at Victory Explosion VII. In singles action, Simon Stuart got a measure of revenge on Zodiac, by forcing a Referee Stoppage on Leo from a Front Facelock that was tightly applied. The rising star who has won over the fans and made basic moves dangerous again tried to rip off Leo's mask before departing the ring to the back.



Retro Hippie: Hippie here, the voice of the Revolu-

Simon Stuart: Let's make this short and sweet. I'm not the kind of person that will dispute a win or a loss. I take my experiences and I learn from it. All I want to do is become the best and entertain all of you. I'm not flashy, I'm a fighter. But even a fighter needs to stop once in a while and call out an injustice. I don't believe that Macho Hero Grand Champion Amigo defeated me at the last Machismo Office show. He hid behind his injury and used that as an excuse to deny me a real chance at the title. I pride myself on being honorable, and if I must I'll do the honorable thing and claim three more mastery medals to challenge you, but you could do the honorable thing instead and grant me the rematch I deserve at Victory Explosion VII. I have been Eagleland Champion and Euro-Continental Champion, and now my all consuming goal is that Macho Hero Grand Championship, and I want that rematch Amigo. I want it at Victory Explosion VII. I want it Shoot Rules, and I want it in a Steel Cage. Are you really legitimate or are you a coward?

Retro Hippie: WAR's Simon Stuart calling out EBW's Amigo for the Machismo Office Championship inside a Steel Cage! How crazy can it get!

6-Man action saw Team WAR see if they could function as a team ahead of their Flag Match against EBW Typhoon at Victory Explosion VII. They quickly proved they have a long way to go. Even with Little Mac throwing out orders from ringside, Akinan and KYO were not the type to take orders from the Green Greed Veteran or from Troy, who ended up eating a Gore from Taurus of Team Zodiac in the match and taking the pin. The experiment is so far not working out for WAR. The main event saw Tack Angel the Ace of WAR battle Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius in a blockbuster main event match up. The hype was huge for this first ever one-on-one showdown, and the match was delivering until Tack Angel noticed on the tron that Destroyer A was nearing the building. Without any hesitation Tack ran from the ring leaving the gloating Nikky to soak up the jeers and take the victory. After the match he continued to flaunt the unsigned contract, and promised that Zodiac would soon control all after he got what he wanted at Victory Explosion VII.



Tack Angel: DA, don't even think of coming any close to this building.

Destroyer A: You would get in my way? I'm here for her.

Tack Angel: No DA, you leave her alone.

Destroyer A: She was mine, and she will always belong to me. I did all of this for her. I protected her, and cared for her, cause she was willing to befriend a monster. It will be like it was before. I wasn't going to kill you, because I didn't want to see her tears, but if you don't get out of my way I will tear you apart.

Tack Angel: That's my wife. I love her. You WILL leave her alone. Do you hear me? If you won't listen to that maybe you'll listen to this. I'm challenging you DA. I'm challenging you at Victory Explosion VII. You want Amy, you're going to have to go through me, and while I have a reputation as a push over I have to tell you DA......I won't allow it. I WON'T ALLOW IT!

Overall Show Grade: B

WAR: Xperience
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1,500 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Animus Division Championship Decision:  Chicken Man[o] beat Bubble Monkey[x], Manley Fish, and Big Bubba Bear (8:09) via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin -> 1st Generation Animus Division Champion! [W: $1000] Grade: B+
2. Infinity Division Singles: Bolshoi vs. DReAM[AGES] (4:04) No Contest [W: $600] Prize Split Grade: N/A
3. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Switchback[o]beat Anwin, Randy no Kachi, and Bonk Boy (9:59) via 450 Splash -> Pin [W: $850] Grade: A-
4. Singles: Simon Stuart beat Leo (6:22) via Front Facelock -> Referee Stoppage [W: $600] Grade: B+
5. 6-Man Tag: Scorpio/Taurus[o]/Hotlanta beat KYO/Troy[x]/Akinan (5:59) via Gore -> Pin  [W: $1800] Grade: B
6. Singles: Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius beat Tack Angel (7:20) via Count Out [W: $1000] Grade: B

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Nerma: It's time for another EBW Aftermath with-

Retro Hippie: You should call it WAR/EBW Aftermath! We're not being properly represented here!

Nerma: WAR isn't being properly represented with you here in the first place! Why don't we just call it EBW/WAR/Zodiac Aftermath then?

Retro Hippie: Why would we do that? Screw Zodiac!

Nerma: No, you don't get the double sta- never mind!

Retro Hippie: What?

Nerma: You're a goofball, and yet....I feel like I would miss you if you were gone.

Retro Hippie: Huh?

Nerma: Nothing.....stop looking at me like that!

Retro Hippie: What are you talking about? Why are you so red in the face?

Nerma: ......Time for the ratings!

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-Weekly Ratings-

EBW: Xcite - 4.5

WAR: Xperience - 4.8

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Retro Hippie: Hey! We did it! The Revolution is on! Wooooo!

Nerma: Well you guys did have a strong line up presented including the start of a new division, and the first time ever match up of Tack Angel and Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius. Of course the night saw a lot of shady finishes, but the draw of the matches kept the audience around to give WAR its second ratings win over EBW. Congratulations.

Retro Hippie: This is getting too civil. Takes all the joy out of winning dang it!

Nerma: Excellent.

Retro Hippie: You keep looking at me funny.

Nerma: Moving on, the action is really starting to pick up all around the network as we move towards Victory Explosion VII in the Saturn Dome. Later on, we'll have an actual guest in studio to talk about the main event, and that's a guest you're going to want to stick around for, as this will be the first time we'll be getting any real words from this man. Before that though-

Retro Hippie: TREVOR MACH IS A CRIMINAL!

Nerma: *sigh* Way to spoil the next story. It appears that one Trevor Mach was seen busting INTO the Fourside Jail over the weekend, and we have the footage thanks to our Ninja Ghost Jason Hervey Cam.

Retro Hippie: He's a ghost now?

Nerma: Yeah he died, but he's still on the clock.

Retro Hippie: Oh.

*SMASH!*



Sal Paradise: I was wondering when you were going to show.

Trevor Mach: Just shut your mouth Sal, I want no part of this, but my hand's been forced.

Sal Paradise: Breaking into jail to bust out the guy that's put hands on you, and threatened your wife and daughter. How much is this pissing you off right now? I have to say I'm really enjoying it. Been awhile since I had a good laugh.

Trevor Mach: Look, you can blame me for all your problems if you want, but how about that waits till I get you out of here. By the way, they didn't rough you up any when they put you in here did they? No? What a damn shame. Here, put these on.

Sal Paradise: Handcuffs? Don't trust me eh? Hahaha!

Trevor Mach: Glad you're having a good time. Put em on.

Sal Paradise: I don't want to know what you and Tali do with these, but let her know I could do it better.

Trevor Mach: Oh wow, I want to hurt you SO BAD right now! Like this knee to your throat. Know what I mean? Get out of the cell.

Sal Paradise: Whatever you say "Boss". Hahaha! I fucking hate you so much.

Trevor Mach: No kidding!

Captain Strong: HOLD IT!



Captain Strong: Trevor?! Son of a Bitch! I might have known!

Trevor Mach: Heya Chief!

Sal Paradise: He's trying to bust me out of jail! Look him up! HAHAHA!

Trevor Mach: You knew I'd be coming here Chief.

Captain Strong: Yeah, I figured. I still watch EBW after all.

Trevor Mach: You know I need to get him out of here.

Captain Strong: I'm not a wrestler anyone, I'm a police captain again! I have responsibilities, and you could not be breaking the law MORE right now. This isn't something I can just look away from.

Trevor Mach: We've bent the law together in the past. I'm asking you to do this for me one more time.

Captain Strong: *sigh* I'm getting too old for this shit. You've got a minute to get the hell out of here before I sound the alarm. I suggest you get Paradise out of town if you don't want to have to come back here. I'd much rather he rot in jail.

Sal Paradise: Thanks Chief!

Trevor Mach: Sal, I hope you burn easily cause I'm dropping your ass off in the Dusty Dunes Desert. By the way, I don't have keys for those cuffs.

Sal Paradise: You think you can intimidate me? I'm burned out, what have I got to lose? It's not like you'd kill me....family man.

Trevor Mach: You'd be surprised what you can live through. Just remember what you said. You leave them alone and you get what you want. It's what we both want. Trevor Mach versus Sal Paradise at Victory Explosion VII.

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Nerma: We can now confirm that Firestarter have in fact been reinstated for the purpose of two HUGE matches at Victory Explosion VII. Tack Angel will defend the honor of his wife and WAR when he takes on Destroyer A, and one year after Trevor Mach's battle with Jamie OD he will now have his first time ever encounter with the burned out and dangerous Sal Paradise. Matches don't get more heated and personal than this. The tag champs are putting something far more important on the line.....pride.

Retro Hippie: That.....was well said.

Nerma: Oh....thank you. *blush* Uh...so the hype for Victory Explosion VII continues on, with a response to Simon Stuart, who made a challenge to Amigo for the Macho Hero Grand Championship in a Shoot Rules Cage Match.



Amigo: You have the NERVE to challenge me Simon Stuart? Who are you? Son of Legend? Brother of the Boss? You're coddled. You have no idea what it's like to really REALLY work for this championship. To face a legitimate champion! Last time I was going easy on you! I was injured and I did you a favor by letting you continue to have a career. You want to be trapped with me a in a Cage? That's fine! Shoot Rules? Great idea! I'm going to school you kid.....son of a legend....bah! I'm the legitimate athlete! The legitimate champion!

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Nerma: Now we're joined LIVE in studio with the longest reigning former EBW World Champion in history Camilo Ortega. It's great to have you here.

Camilo Ortega: *Nod*

Nerma: You've been very quiet since your return, but you looked strong in your in ring return on Xcite. How are the injuries?

Camilo Ortega: I am 100% and like always I'm ready.

Nerma: Glad to hear. We haven't heard much from you since your return. Why is that?

Camilo Ortega: I talk when I need to. I'll say what needs to be said.

Nerma: The EBW World Championship is obviously weighing heavily on your mind.

Camilo Ortega: Many things are on my mind right now. The future of the man that walks the path of Heaven is at a crossroads, and very soon I'll be making a life changing decision in a life changing moment. That's why Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius must be in this main event. That's why I must have my rematch with Firebrand X. The battle of the Kings will open my eyes to my destiny.

Nerma: What do you mean by that?

Camilo Ortega: That's all for today. Good day to both of you.

Nerma: Wait! Where are you going? No sayings from your Grandmother?

Retro Hippie: Cryptic as always.

Nerma: Well uh....there you have it. Time for the next segment I guess? We move onto the city of New Onett, where an independent promotion named Venus Pro held its debut show. The women's wrestling promotion got a huge break with it's main event, as Venus Pro's Alyssa Flash faced Opal from AGES Pro, and her oldest and most hated rival Lady M's in a 3-Way for the inaugural Queen of Venus Championship. It was during the match that chaos broke out.



Nerma: During the match, Zodiac's Valkyries  appeared with a bloody Heather Mach, causing a distraction that lead to M's leaving the ring, and in the chaos Flash cheated her way to a pin with a roll up on Opal by holding the ropes to become the first Queen of Venus. Lady Sagittarius taunted M's by showing what she could easily do to any of the ladies scheduled to fight them at VE VII. Sagittarius then promised that a new Valkyrie would be joining the fight at the big event, and that Lady Leo wanted to take on Little M's personally. The means that with Heather Mach on the injured list, Lady M's must allow her daughter to face the challenge of Lady Leo while also putting together a new team to face whatever threat is waiting at Victory Explosion VII. We end the show with an updated card for Victory Explosion VII. Goodnight everybody!

Retro Hippie: Yeah! What she said! Goodnight!




Victory Explosion VII
Saturn Dome, Saturn City
Pay Per View

1. Bravest Division vs. Infinity Division Tag: DZ/Ditch vs. Anwin/Randy no Kachi
2. Bravest Division Championship Ladder: Grind(c) vs. Subculture
3. Women's Singles: Little M's vs. Lady Leo
4. 6-Woman Tag: Lady M's/TBD/TBD vs. Lady Sagittarius/Lady Scorpio/TBD
5. Infinity Division Championship Table: Hotlanta(c) vs. Switchback
6. 6-Man Tag EBW vs. WAR Flag Match: Team WAR (Troy/KYO/Akinan) vs. EBW Typhoon (Kinniku Mike/Swift/Chu Chu
7. Macho Hero Grand Championship Shoot Rules Cage: Amigo(c) vs. Simon Stuart
8. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Destroyer A
9. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Sal Paradise
10. EBW World Championship 3-Way: Firebrand X(c) vs. Camilo Ortega vs. Nikky

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Announcer: EBW has entered the final week before its biggest event of the year. Victory Explosion VII is poised to be biggest of the big, as tickets for the Saturn Dome have SOLD OUT! The three way title main event has been the big selling point, but the recently added matches of Trevor Mach versus Sal Paradise and Tack Angel versus Destroyer A put the card over the top, and helped solidify the shaky main event situation that Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius had put the event in. However, Nikky had recently released a video promising a solution to the problem...



Nikky: Firebrand and Camilo Ortega....the demon and the angel....the would be kings of EBW. You see how easily I can manipulate you? Granted, we had a "bad week" last week, but the power still belongs to me. We've got ourselves a big match coming up, the biggest match for any of us, and the biggest match in EBW history in my opinion, but the problem is that neither of you are in the talking mood these days. How can we hype our match that way? How can we hype the crowd? My people demand to hear from the true King and I will deliver. EBW will soon belong to Zodiac, and I will be rule you all, leading us into the "Golden Age" of EBW. It is my destiny. I want this match just as much as either of you, so I WILL sign this contract, but I have one more condition. We'll see just how much your sense of "honor" holds up on this. I suggest the two of you bring your gear to the Xcite Center, cause what I want is the main of Xcite to be the "rematch of the century" Firebrand X versus Camilo Ortega. The supposed best of the best. The hope of the next generation. Beat the hell out of yourselves to please your King and you can be certain, that I will sign this contract. I will see both of you at Victory Explosion VII.

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Announcer: We can already confirm that both the EBW World Champion Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega have accepted and will meet for the first time since Last Clash 2012 in a non-title Xcite main event. This is one of the biggest main events in recent memory, and a hell of way to get the fans hyped for VE VII, though it is all part of the games of Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius. In other news, Zodiac's Valkyries have gained the upper hand on the women sent from SPARKLE to fight them off. Lady M's finds herself alone against two of the Valkyries she knows of, and one she doesn't, while her daughter Little M's will have the biggest challenge of her short career against Lady Leo. M's was seen mulling over these recent events with a few cases of beer, and the cameras were rolling, let's check it out...



Gemma: Uh....M's? Haven't you had enough yet?

Lady M's: Hmm? Wha? Oh this? No....I nev.....never have enough. I do my besht thinking when I'm blitzed off my assh. Makesh it easier to come up with bad decisionsh to make. I undereshtimated these bitches, but that'sh not going to happen again. My daughter ish going to surprise the world when she beats Lady Leo, and I'll whoop all three of thoshe bitches asses by myself if I have to. BUT....I'm not going to have to....caushe you're coming with me.

Gemma: Wait what? I am? M's I-

Lady M's: You can wreshtle right? You know what Zodiac ish all about. You've been there and done that. You're on the other shide of the tracks now, and you're going to ride with me back over thoshe tracksh and together we're going to kick shome assh!

Gemma: I never knew about the Valkyries, and I don't know who this other girl could possibly be, but I tell you what, I WILL follow you, and we will beat the Valkyries, but I think we need to find a third.

Lady M's: Shuit yourself, but who would-

Amy Angel: Tali, I need to talk to you.

Lady M's: Ha! Amy no offenshe, but we need a shomeone lessh pregnant to join our team.

Amy Angel: What? No, I need to talk to you about Trevor and Tack. I need you to let Trevor know, that I am sorry for what he had to go through to get this match with Sal, but I assure you he'll have the match he wants. When it comes to Tack, I want....well....I need....I need some advice.

Lady M's: Girl talk?

Amy Angel: Eh?

Lady M's: Are you trying to have a girl talk sesshion with me right now?

Amy Angel: I don't know who else to talk to, and you're pretty blunt about these things. I feel like Tack is drifting from me. I'm worried he doesn't know that I care, but I don't know how to show it.

Lady M's: You're carrying Tack'sh blue spawn inside of you right now, isn't that enough?

Amy Angel: A marriage is based on love and trust, but also friendship. We used to be such good friends before all of this. He used to make me laugh all the time, especially whenever he listened to Trevor's advice and tried to recite his "pick up" lines.

Lady M's: Ha! Trevor'sh pick up lines? You mean the linesh he getsh from Kinniku Mike, and THEN givesh to Tack? I'm shure you haven't heard the worsht of them. He once came up to me all confident and shlightly inebriated and shaid and I *air quotes* quote, "I want to bury my dick so far up your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur". If that washn't bad enough he proceeded to round the corner and give Mike a thumbs up. You have to admire the idiotsh trying that hard I guessh.

Amy Angel: Yeah, and Tack used to try that sort of stuff all the time even though it wasn't really who he was, but it'd do what he had to to make me smile, even though all I needed was him and-

Trevor Mach: HEY! I didn't say that!

Amy Angel: Eh?

Gemma: Eh?



Trevor Mach: Well, I didn't say it JUST like that anyways.

Lady M's: Trevor......what the hell are you doing in the wall?

Trevor Mach: I'm hiding!

Lady M's: ......I can shee that........why?

Trevor Mach: Well as you know I broke a man out of jail. Just trying to lay low until the heat dies down. Amy, Tack is a man made of feels. You want to get to Tack you go for the feels. He's oblivious, so your actions will have to speak louder than words. If nothing else, take a day off from work, sit down, and spend dome time with him at home. Fire up the Genesis, Saturn, or Dreamcast. Any will do.

Amy Angel: .....Surprisingly insightful. Thank you Trevor.

Trevor Mach: No worries. I'm going to go back to hiding now. Tali, before I go can you maybe hand me one of those-

Lady M's: Nope.

Trevor Mach: Oh...well alright then. Love ya Honey Bunny!

Lady M's: Later Trevtashtic.

Gemma: What's with all the secret rooms in this place? I tried to move this soda machine that was blocking off a door and I was told not to upset the black hole. This place is weird!

Lady M's: Tell me about it.

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Announcer: We end the updates, with another look inside the EBW offices, as the EBW Typhoon was once again looking for the EBW President...



Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu!

Ryan IQ: Oh Mike, you're back. I'm glad cause I wasn't able to get all of that black paint out and-

Kinniku Mike: Where is w00t!?

Ryan IQ: Oh....well he's still not here. Securing overseas deals, endorsement contracts, and-

Kinniku Mike: You tell w00t that the Typhoon wants a match on Xcite! We're going to show that WAR team that we're the real live shit!

Ryan IQ: Well....I can book that match for you if you'd like Mike, but I would like to add something to it....namely....Trevor Mach? You'll be facing the Zodiac and-

Kinniku Mike: All I needed to know. I'm out. Uuuuuu!

Ryan IQ: Wait! Before you go might you introduce me to your two lady friends? They seem to be appearing on EBW television and it WOULD be prudent if-

Kinniku Mike: Don't you worry about it Ry Ry!

Ryan IQ: Right....not worrying about it Mike....*sigh*

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1. Bravest Division Singles: Ditch vs TBA
2. Bravest Division Singles: DZ vs. Fighter Daron.
3. Women's Tag: Lady M's/Gemma vs. Lady Sagittarius/Lady Scorpio
4. 8-Man Tag: Trevor Mach/Kinniku Mike/Swift/Chu Chu vs. Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius/Scorpio/Leo/Taurus
5. Non-Title Singles: Firebrand X vs. Camilo Ortega