“Daze - Poets of the Fall” 

Tommy Dukes: Welcome to Iwata Memorial Arena! We’re in a packed building to see…I guess Metal Rush more than Havok? The Renegades are split on this one as- wait where is Nerma? 

Poo: She was asked to kindly vacate the booth, and now I’m going to ask you. The difference is, your refusal will lead to painful consequences. 

Tommy Dukes: Huh?

Poo: SCRAM! 

Tommy Dukes: AH! 

Poo: Haha, that’s right. I’m back everybody! Did you miss me? I got a little thrashed, a little shredded sure, but Trevor Mach can’t keep me down. This is a Metal Rush show, and Metal Rush is taking over! I’ll be covering the commentary for now, as we’re in the house that Ness and I built! This is Metal Rush country! The other brand feels like heading to MY house of Dalaam, and I’ll remember that, but for now, this is my house, and these people are MY people, and we’re going to see the force that SHOULD have been controlling the course of EBW prove that once again. It’s our momentum you’re riding on now “Renegades”. Let’s roll!

EBW: Feel the Rush! [Havok Event]
Iwata Memorial Arena, Onett
ENT+

1. World Tag Team Championship Ladder: Hotlanta(c)/Generator(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Boomtown vs. Mike Thunder/Isiah Muscle 
-The atmosphere was charged with anticipation for the opening bout, as three elite tag teams prepared to vie for the prestigious World Tag Team Championships in a heart-pounding ladder match. In one corner were the reigning champions, Hotlanta and Generator, representing the formidable Metal Rush faction. Across from them stood the formidable former champions, Kinniku Mike and Isiah Muscle of Samurai Ifrit, and the fun loving and action packed duo of Sal Paradise and Boomtown from LoveBoom! Ladders were set up around the ring, becoming both weapons and stepping stones to championship glory. From the onset, the match showcased a blend of teamwork, agility, and cunning tactics, with each team aiming to outsmart and outmaneuver their opponents. It was the kind of match some skinny short dudes will base their whole live around. Hotlanta and Generator, the champions, wasted no time in asserting their dominance. With a combination of precision strikes and coordinated maneuvers, they utilized the ladders strategically to keep their adversaries at bay. Meanwhile, Samurai Ifrit and LoveBoom! showcased their resilience, countering with high-flying acrobatics and powerful slams. As the match unfolded, each team took turns ascending the ladders, reaching for the dangling championships that hung tantalizingly above the ring. The crowd was on the edge of their seats as the momentum swung back and forth, creating a symphony of steel clashing and bodies crashing. In a pivotal moment, Generator displayed incredible agility, springboarding off the ropes to evade an oncoming attack, only to snatch the titles from their hanging perch. The bell rang, declaring Hotlanta and Generator the winners, successfully defending their World Tag Team Championships in a grueling ladder match. The arena erupted in mostly cheers for the champions.
Winners: Hotlanta/Generator[o] via Title Grab -> Title Defense! 

Poo: And would you look at that! We won the thing! Haha! I had no doubt in my mind, because if it looked bad for us out there I might have pushed over a ladder or two. Oh look, here comes Sal and Boomtown! Are they gonna use that VIP Card! I really really hope they try. 

Sal Paradise: Hottie…Generator…you guys won that one…fair and square. I’ve got to give you props. Way back when, when I was a rookie like Boomtown here, I looked up to you two. Getting to battle you back then, that was an honor. Can’t say I’m down with Metal Rush, but considering I’ve taken a walk on the dark side on more than one occasion, I’m not going to condemn ya for it. Not right now anyways. You’re thinking I’m going to use the card right? We didn’t win so we get another immediate shot? A do-over? A mulligan? Nah, I know a trap when I see one, and like I said, you won fair and square. We’ll hang onto the card, and you hang onto those belts…for just a little while longer. How about that? 

Catering

The Gamer Girlz took a rare break from gaming to hit up catering for snacks. As they sat the table, Kid Havok joined them. 

Kid Havok: Hey Girlz! You getting ready to watch the Women’s World Tag Team Championships?

Alison Chains: Huh? No RJ, we’re here to chow down. Gamerz need gamer fuel! 

Christy Angel: We’re already the Senshi Champions. We whooped those girls in the frilly dresses remember? 

Kid Havok: Huh. I guess that IS an accomplishment, but I assumed you were going to go make a big statement tonight, you especially Alison. 

Alison Chains: Why would I do anything that would require me to stand vertically and not slur my words?

Kid Havok: Well…because your Dad is here.

Alison Chains: My Dad!?

Kid Havok: Yeah, he was looking for you earlier. He’s like…really old though.

Alison Chains: He’s not THAT old! He’s Dad aged!

Suddenly, an elderly man with long hair, though bald at the top, long pointy nose, narrow beady eyes and cane approached the table. 

Alison Chains: Oh…it IS my Dad. Girlz that’s-

Alison’s Dad: Cornelius Parnasus is the name! 

Christy Angel: Your last name is Parnasus? 

Alison Chains: Apparently? 
‘
Cornelius Parnasus: Greetings children. Hello girl, how are you?

Alison Chains: …

Cornelius Parnasus: Look upon your FATHER girl! 

Alison Chains: I see you! I just can’t stare at the light right now! 

Kid Havok: Wow, he IS old. What do you do sir? 

Cornelius Parnasus: Look upon me children, for my occupation is of much import! For 82 years I have been an oil man….a baron…some would call me. Now what does an oil baron do? The answer? CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DUST! MAKE THEM REGRET THEY WERE EVER BORN! 

Christy Angel: Oh sick! 

Kid Havok: Wow! Into dust! Gnarly! Alison, why didn’t you just take up after your very very old Dad here and make a cushy living?

Cornelius Parnasus: Oil is not for the weak. It is the Earth’s milk, and only the strong may suckle at Earth’s teat. 

Christy Angel: Don’t tell my Dad that allegory. He’ll get a shovel. 

Cornelius Parnasus: Only the strong…do you hear me girl. Look at me. Look at your Father. Look at me! 

Alison Chains: I’m looking! I’m looking! Gosh! 

Cornelius Parnasus: One man came close to breaking me. His name was Mordecai Poochyfud, back in 1952, but he did not succeed. FOR I CRUSHED HIM INTO THE GROUND! 

Kid Havok: Wait…MORDECAI Poochyfud? Who is that?

Cornelius Parnasus: EXACTLY! Oil is not about profit! It is about domination of the spirit! Girl…feel this…do you think I was always the picture of strength that I am now? 

Alison Chains: I assume you had hair up top at one point, but Dad…you couldn’t get out of bed for a week because the mattress was too soft. 

Cornelius Parnasus: Mind over flesh girl! I was born seven months too early! Incubation technology was still in its infancy, so they placed me in a cast iron pot! My bones never hardened, but my spirit did! BE STRONG AND CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! For example, once I CRUSHED Mordevai Poochyfud, I TOOK HIS WIFE FOR MY OWN, FILLED HER BELLY WITH MY FESTERING SEED, AND SIRED THIS GIRL! YOU’RE NOT A BOY! YOU CAN NOT BECOME A MAN, BUT YOU MUST STILL CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! 

Alison Chains: Is there…like…a reason you’re here Dad? 

Cornelius Parnasus: Why yes girl…yes indeed. Your Mother baked you these cookies. Enjoy them…like you will enjoy CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES AND MAKING THEIR BONES TURN TO OIL BENEATH YOUR FEET! Farewell.

Alison Chains: ….

Christy Angel: ….

Kid Havok: …So your Mom is a Poochyfud widow? 

Alison Chains: Hehe….Poochy.

-

Poo: Well, that Alison Chains has a screw loose, but we could always use someone like here in Metal Rush. Her morals are malleable! 

Hotlanta: That’s right, and when that Christy Angel comes of age, we’ll take her too. *wink*

Generator: You want to show her Hotlanta huh?

Hotlanta: Mostly downtown! 

Generator: Haha! 

Poo: What’s your take on Sal trying to be a white meat babyface. That’s a load of BS right? 

Hotlanta: He got that kid Boomtown ready to face us. He didn’t win, but he survived. I guess that says something, but it’s still not that much. 

Generator: We’re the rightful champs. We always should have been. This is what EBW SHOULD BE! All Metal Rush! All the time! 

Poo: Exactly, and I want to thank Darius Grouch for not playing favorites here. “The Rumble” is going to let us fight it out, cause he’s an animal of the corporate world, while we’re beasts in the ring. We have a couple more beasts about to tear it up, this time for the Women’s World Tag Team Championships. 

Generator: Ness and Paula are the dream team power couple, I think we can all agree on that, and Paula in her infinite wisdom picked out a hell of a duo in Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox, to not only bring into Metal Rush, but also ensure we got that tag gold too baby! 

Hotlanta: Aoi and Mitra wanted to toughen up these chickadees, and now she really gets the chance. How rough is she willing to go against Dem Girlz? I think we’re about to find out! 

Generator: Where’s the popcorn?

2. Women’s World Tag Team Championships: Darkness Aoi(c)/Mitra Lennox(c) vs. Jenny James/Jessy James 
-Next up, the Women's World Tag Team Championship match got underway, featuring the reigning champions Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox from Metal Rush defending their titles against the fierce duo, Dem Girlz, composed of Jenny James and Jessy James. The energy in the arena was palpable, with the promise of a hard-hitting, no-holds-barred brawl. The bell rang, and the match immediately erupted into chaos. Darkness Aoi and Mitra Lennox wasted no time taking the fight to Dem Girlz, and the action spilled to the outside of the ring within moments. The four competitors exchanged brutal strikes, utilizing the ringside area as a battleground. As the brawl intensified, the fierce competition skirted the boundaries of the rules. The referee struggled to maintain control as the combatants engaged in a gritty, hard-hitting contest. Blood was drawn, staining the canvas as the competitors fought tooth and nail for the coveted championship titles. The referee's attempts to restore order seemed futile in the midst of the chaotic clash between Metal Rush and Dem Girlz. In the closing moments, Jenny James climbed to the top rope to meet Mitra Lennox, aiming to deliver a decisive blow to her with a Powerbomb. She hit the mat hard with the big bomb, but Aoi made sure a pin wasn't happening as she slammed the hard steel of a chair into the back of her head for the DQ. The crowd was mixed with cheers and boos as Metal Rush retained, but lost the match at the same time. Hope Mach ran out to chase off with Aoi and Lennox, with Master Lu not far behind her. 
Winners: Jenny James/Jessy James via DQ 

Poo: Oh “shoot” we lost. 

Hotlanta: I’m totes bothered by that! 

Hotlanta and Generator: NOT! 

Poo: Toughen up ladies! Aoi comes from the old school! She comes from Edo! They know how to rough people up! Gotta be hard as metal to survive. 

Hotlanta: Speaking of “hard”, a guy that has a hard on for himself is up next! Zyro Kurogane! The new hotness eh? You’re just another one of those dudes with a toy gimmick! If it’s not cards it’s tops! What?! Who cares about tops in whatever year this is!?

Poo: Samurai Ifrit huh? You got Mike…he’s the best you’ve got. His son doesn’t measure up, and that Seto Kaiba guy? I’ve got a lot I could say about that guy, but let’s talk about you Zyro. You had your moment in the sun and you got burned. It happens a lot in EBW. Showed us what you were truly made of. You think picking a fight with Ness is going to impress us? Survive Ness and we’ll talk….but it’s not happening. “LET’S TAKE IT TO THE RING!” Did I do that right? Who cares.

3. Singles: Ness vs. Zyro Kurogane 
-Next up, two titans prepared to clash in a generational battle. On one side stood Zyro Kurogane, the charismatic leader of Samurai Ifrit, hailed as the new hotness in the wrestling scene. Opposite him, Ness, the stoic and silent veteran OG, leading the ruthless Metal Rush. The clash promised a contrast of styles—Zyro's flashy flamboyance against Ness's calculated and brash approach. Zyro, brimming with confidence and flair, showcased his acrobatic prowess with flips, spins, and high-flying maneuvers. Ness, on the other hand, moved with a deliberate and efficient style, countering Zyro's showmanship with precise strikes and calculated takedowns. As the match unfolded, Zyro's ego proved to be a double-edged sword. While his flashy moves wowed the crowd, they also left him vulnerable to the seasoned tactics of Ness. The stoic veteran exploited every opening, countering Zyro's bravado with a mix of experience and cunning. The battle between the generations intensified, the ebb and flow of momentum swinging back and forth. The crowd was on the edge of their seats, witnessing a clash of styles that encapsulated the essence of professional wrestling. In a crucial moment, as Zyro Kurogane prepared for a high-risk maneuver, Ness seized the opportunity. Seto Kaiba, a member of Samurai Ifrit, came to ringside in the middle of the action. His presence went unnoticed by Zyro as he stumbled backward from the ropes. Just as Zyro regained his footing, his stablemate struck with precision, delivering a well-timed blow from behind. The impact disrupted Zyro's balance, leaving him vulnerable. Seizing the moment, Ness unleashed his signature move—the PK Rockin'. Zyro crashed to the mat as Ness went for the cover. 1-2-3! 
Winner: Ness via PK Rockin -> Pin 

Poo: Like I said, I could say a LOT about Seto Kaiba! He’s a genius! He’s got good taste! He’s METAL RUSH! HAHAHA! 

Hotlanta: Welcome aboard Kaiba! 

Generator: He knows how to adapt and survive. He’s the new school example of what it means to be Metal Rush. 

Poo: Absolutely. Haha! You love to see it. Ness, my boy, stands atop the young punk. I hope this taught him a much needed lesson. Don’t screw with Metal Rush kid.

Backstage

Mrs. Xtra: We’re backstage with my husband’s friend Trevor Mach, the World Champion, and tonight he and the Blood 4 Blood boys are all in action in Onett, however-

Trevor Mach: You want to bring up the personal life stuff right? We’re in the belly of the beast, but you want to talk about what happened in Smalltown. Fine, let’s cut right to it. My Church is gone. A place of great comfort and strength over the last year is just gone. It was there one day and the next it’s not. To say THAT SUCKS….would be an understatement. I want to make something clear though. A Church is more than its walls, and the people you meet and the faith you grow. You can’t put a price on that. You hear me? You CAN NOT PUT A PRICE ON THAT! I’d love to tell you what I’d want to do to those who worship the “almighty dollar” but we’re not here for that. Does that answer your question? 

Mrs. Xtra: …I was going to ask if you knew where Mav’s controller went? He told me to ask you. 

Trevor Mach: …Oh! Uh..um…I think Picky had it last? We should…we should ask Picky. 

Picky Minch: *from a distance* I left it in his office! 

Trevor Mach: Oh! Well there ya go. THANK YOU PICKY! It’s uh…it’s in his office.

Mrs. Xtra: …Great. Thanks guys.

-

Hope Mach’s Locker Room

Hope was watching her Dad on the television as Master Lu helped her tape up her wrists. 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* Those closed captions can’t be right can they?

Master Lu: *talking and signing* Your Dad is….well he’s got a lot of complex feelings going on. 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* I hope he can find out who set fire to the Church. I loved it too. 

Master Lu: *talking and signing* Yes, but you need to focus on tonight. I told your Mom that I’d look after you, just as I looked after her. I only wish I could’ve been around when she was put in the chair. 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* She told me you were. She said she saw you when she was on death’s door. 

Master Lu: …. *looks away from Hope* That would explain why she thought I was dead, which is funny, because so did I.*looks back to Hope signing* I want you to give it your all tonight. Paula is not to be taken lightly. She can reach inside of your mind and pull out the things that scare you if need be. The fact that she rarely does, just shows you how capable she is in the ring. 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* Metal Rush wants a fight. Paula wants a fight. I’m going to give it to them. I get hot blooded thinking about the challenge. I used to think Dan was just making a metaphor…and then I thought he had a blood illness of some kind. Now, I understand exactly what he was talking about. Paula is going to wish she stayed at home, which would have then more than likely been invaded by another season of TUE or something. 

4. EBW Television Championship Strikes Only: Subculture(c) vs. Ilya Fedorovich
-Next up, a highly anticipated Strike's Only match for the EBW Television Championship. Subculture, the current champion and a member of Blood 4 Blood, stood shadow boxing in one corner, ready to defend his title. Opposite him was the deranged challenger, Ilya Fedorovich, hell-bent on dethroning Subculture and making him bleed. The bell rang, initiating a contest where standing strikes were the only currency. Early in the match, Ilya lived up to his ominous reputation, landing a vicious strike below Subculture's right eye. The cut opened quickly, and blood began to flow. Despite the early adversity, Subculture pressed on, his eye swelling as he absorbed a barrage of strikes from his relentless opponent, but that cut was both a target and ticking time bomb. The match unfolded as a brutal exchange of blows, each strike echoing through the arena. Subculture, hampered by the cut and impaired vision, fought valiantly, countering Ilya's aggression with well-placed hurting bombs of his own. The audience witnessed a fierce struggle, with both competitors pushing their bodies to the limit. As the battle raged on, Ilya Fedorovich unleashed a Spinning Back Elbow that connected with precision. The impact sent Subculture crashing to the mat, struggling to rise as the referee assessed the situation. The cut below Subculture's eye, now a crimson mask, played a crucial role in the decision. The referee, monitoring Subculture's condition, made the controversial call for a TKO. Despite Subculture's protests that he was getting up and could continue, the decision stood. Ilya Fedorovich was declared the winner and the new EBW Television Champion.
Winner: Ilya Fedorovich via Spinning Back Elbow -> TKO -> NEW EBW Television Champion!

Hotlanta: HAHA! Subculture goes down! Subculture goes down! 

Generator: Were we rooting for Ilya? 

Hotlanta: Huh? No idea! We weren’t rooting for Subbie though! Gee, I wonder who we’re rooting for next?
 
5. 6-Man Elimination Tag: Grind/Crono/w00t vs. Trevor Mach/Cade Yaggis/Picky Minch
-The semi-main was set to be one big throwdown as Blood 4 Blood and Metal Rush collided in a 6-Man Tag Team Elimination Match. On one side stood the tenacious trio of Trevor Mach, Picky Minch, and "Trigger" Cade Yaggis. Across the ring, the ruthless Metal Rush faction fielded their own powerhouse team consisting of Grind, w00t, and Crono. The six competitors wasted no time launching into a frenetic exchange of strikes, slams, and high-impact maneuvers. The match showcased the contrasting styles of Blood 4 Blood's grit and Metal Rush's calculated aggression. Each team demonstrated impressive teamwork and coordination, making it clear that victory was the only acceptable outcome for both factions...which I mean...duh. Why do I write these things? As the action continued, the first elimination occurred when Picky Minch found himself on the receiving end of a devastating sequence from Metal Rush. Crono, known for his precision and speed, managed to secure the pinfall, forcing Picky to exit the match. Undeterred, Blood 4 Blood rallied, looking to even the odds. Trevor and w00t were locked up in the center of the ring, giving a new wrinkle to their long history, as w00t laughed and begged for help at the same time, while wrestling at his peak. Trevor Mach and "Trigger" fought valiantly to turn the tide. The resilient duo managed to eliminate w00t, when Mach hit the Busaiku Knee Kick, and tagged in Cade to hit a Cadebreaker to get the pin. The small victory was short lived as Crono hit the Wind Slash on Cade and rolled him up, with Grind blocked off Trevor's attempts to break the pin. Metal Rush were in firm control, as Trevor locked up with Crono and Grind, who were making quick tags to tear Trevor down. Ripper Jane appeared on the outside to laugh at him in the process, licking his face as he fell to the mat and crawled to the ropes. Mach was set up for the Wind Slash from Crono, but Trevor ducked it, and landed a harsh head butt that left them both reeling. Trevor borrowed the Cadebreaker from "Trigger" and used it to set up the Knee Trigger. 1-2-3! Trevor got the pin and eliminated Crono from the bout. Seizing the opportunity to swing the momentum in Metal Rush's favor, Hotlanta discreetly tossed a pair of Brass Knuckles to Grind while the referee's attention was elsewhere thanks to Ripper Jane. Grind, now armed with the clandestine weapon, struck World Champion Trevor Mach with a swift and brutal blow, the impact masked by the chaos of the match. Before the referee could catch wind of the illicit move, Grind tossed the Brass Knuckles out of the ring to Generator. With Trevor Mach reeling from the unseen assault, Grind seized the moment to execute a spectacular Rolling SSP off the ropes. The high-flying maneuver connected with precision, leaving Trevor Mach sprawled on the canvas as the Jetsetter pinned the World Champion for the victory. 
Winner: Grind[o]/Crono/w00t via Rolling SSP on Trevor Mach -> Pin 

Poo: OH YEAH! THAT’S GOTTA HURT! You need more brass in your diet Mach! 

Hotlanta: How sweet it is! 

Generator: JET SET! 

Poo: They made that all too easy. That’s what happens when you mess with Grind and Crono…also w00t when we let him off the leash a little. Not too much though. So funny! Wait, I think Mach is crawling for the microphone. Is he going to concede defeat? That would be the SMART thing to do. 

Trevor Mach: *cough cough* Not bad Grind. Bet that felt good. I extended an olive branch to you, and you punch me with brass knuckles. I get it though. You think the weak die and the strong survive in Metal Rush right? All right then, we’ll play by your rules. You want to prove yourself then prove yourself. You want a shot at the title to close out the year? It’s all yours. Trevor Mach versus Grind….in a Dog Collar Match. Let’s see what happens when you can’t roll away from what you’ve got coming to you! 

Poo: A Dog Colla- that’s fine! It’s fine! Grind is good enough! He’s one of the best. He doesn’t NEED to keep his distance! He’ll fight ya! He’ll get right in your face and make you bleed some more when he takes that title and paints over with “Metal Rush!” Oh Ness is here! Isn’t that right Ness?

Ness: …..

Poo: Absolutely!

Parking Lot

A bloody Zyro Kurogane, Mike Thunder, and Isiah Muscle came running through the door to the parking lot looking for Seto Kaiba. They made it just in time to see his limo driving off, with Metal Rush spray painted on the side. 

Zyro Kurogane: ….KAIBAAAAAA!!!

6. Women’s World Championship: Paula(c) vs. Hope Mach 
-Main event time as the Women's World Championship match unfolded between the reigning champion Paula, the Psychic Matriarch of Metal Rush and the fierce challenger Hope Mach. The atmosphere crackled with anticipation as the two competitors, each with a storied history, prepared to clash for the coveted title. Paula, the crafty champion, and Hope, the determined challenger, circled each other in the ring, exchanging intense stares that conveyed the gravity of the championship on the line. As the match progressed, both competitors showcased their skills, exchaning holds, going move for move with technical prowess and hard-hitting strikes defining the ebb and flow of the battle. Paula, ever the strategist, removed a turnbuckle pad during the chaos of the match. The exposed steel lay in wait, a potential game-changer that would soon come into play. The tide shifted when Hope took Paula to the ground, using her mat skills to trap the World Champion in a Lebell Lock. Paula fought to reach the ropes and barely survived. A close call for the champ. Hope, who was unleashing a flurry of offense, soon found herself on the receiving end of a calculated maneuver by Paula. As Hope charged towards her opponent, Paula deftly sidestepped, causing Hope to collide with the exposed turnbuckle. Hope, now bloodied from the collision, fought through the pain, but struggled and Paula took her to the ground with a Spinebuster. Paula seized the opportunity, locking in the Sharpshooter submission. The crimson mask of blood painted a harrowing picture as Hope struggled against the excruciating pain coursing through her body. Hope's defiance shone through as she fought valiantly against the Sharpshooter, refusing to succumb to the agony. The crowd, torn between admiration and concern, watched as Hope's strength waned under the relentless pressure. The Onett crowd were all over Metal Rush, place popping all night, but they changed their tune and cheered for Hope to get to the ropes. In the end, the toll proved too much. The referee, recognizing the perilous state of Hope Mach, called for the bell. The match ended via Referee Stoppage, with Hope having passed out from the intense pain and loss of blood.
Winner: Paula via Sharpshooter -> Referee Stoppage -> Title Defense! 

Poo: Paula with the win! Bet you’re hyped Ness! 

Ness: …..

Poo: He saw it coming! Hahaha! 

Hotlanta: They made it way too easy tonight! 

Generator: If you’re going to make this easy we might as well just TAKE IT! 

Poo: 2023 is going to be known as the last year EBW SUCKS cause 2024 is the year Metal Rush FINALLY makes EBW Great Again. We’re out!

?

Tali Mach sat in a red room, covered in blood and tied to her wheelchair. A sealed door, ratty bed, and an old box television were all that she could see. She tried to scream for help, but to no avail as her mouth had been gagged with a rag. Her hands were tied to the wheelchair. As she tried to plan something, anything to escape, the static from the television suddenly stopped. The channel seemed to change on its own, and she saw a bizarre sight. Herself looking back at her, in a very similar room, as she turned on a camera. 

”Tali Mach”: Is this on? How can you tell? I’m sorry, I’m not very good with gadgets.

As she stood up, she revealed a person behind her, also tied to a chair with a bag over their head and a gag in their mouth from the sound of it. They were trying to cry out for help like Tali had done. 

”Tali Mach”: I prefer silence from you? I’ll be right with you. *turns to look at Tali* I’ve just got to do this one thing. I’ll bet you’re wondering why this is happening. Why am I doing what I’m doing? Why am I so hellbent on ruining your life? You’re cramping my style. You have money and fame, but you never know what to do with it. I do. I got the legs for it too. I’ll do all the things you never did, and have all the things you never had the guts to go for. Having more fun too! You want to know the real difference between us? I’m not afraid to be the center of attention. This poor slob is just collateral damage. I wanted the room and I wanted his car. I could leave him like this. I mean, who is going to believe a “cripple” could do all of this. I could let him go. No…I don’t think so. I’ve got plans Tali. I’ve got big plans that don’t involve you, but I take pleasure in knowing that you can see it all. This next part? This is just for kicks.

The other Tali proceeded to remove the man’s tie and stood behind him. She looked at Tali, seemingly right through the television, and never broke eye contact as she strangled the man to death. 

”Tali Mach”: Mmmm, now that’s what I’m talking about. Tali, you know how much I love to….”connect with people”. Was that evil? Was what I do evil? Heh…hey, I’m just what people want me to be. 

Last edited by Machismo (12/21/2023 4:26 am)

A Dan Club Christmas Special

The Battle Spirits Dojo was filled with people and covered in lights, as the most popular team in EBW celebrated Christmas with their fans. For Dan, that meant Battle Spirits….all night if he had to…he didn’t seem to mind at all. 

Bashin Dan: I win! 

Pirate Bill: Curses! I knew I be playin’ the wrong game when you looked at me funny for using my dice! 

Bashin Dan: That’s fine. You tried your best, and that’s what matters! Hey where is Raju….that dude beat me…and I’m TOTALLY over it…but I’d like a rema- oh Hope!

Hope Mach came into the Dojo with a large bandage on her forehead, and gifts for the Dan Club boys and girls. 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* Sorry I’m late, I wanted to make sure I brought something for everyone. 

Bashin Dan: Oh Hope, you didn’t have to go to all the trouble. How is your head? 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* It’s been better, but I’ll deal with it. 

Bashin Dan: I’m so sorry things went down the way they did, but remember to learn from it and come back stronger. 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* Absolutely. 

Bashin Dan: Right, you made it just in time for the big show. 

Hope Mach: Huh?

Bashin Dan: We decided to put something together for everyone. I had an idea about that. Here, sit next to this speaker, and put your hand on it. That way you can feel the performance. That would be fun right? 

Hope Mach: *snicker* 

Bashin Dan: I’m only guessing. 

Hope Mach: *talking and signing* It’s a very good idea.

Dan ran up to the makeshift stage, where Vape was trying to play director. 

Vape: I want to see big smiles, and lots of energy. I have experience in-

Jammer: Your play wasn’t good Vape! You ruined Sound of Music for me! We’ve got this!

Dan, Jammer, Vape, Jaden, and Benjamin all stood on stage, the whole Dan Club reunited for the first time in months. 

Vape: ♫ I don’t want a lot for Christmas! There’s just one thing that I ne- ♫

Jammer: *cough cough* 

Vape: Sorry. 

Bashin Dan: ♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Just like the ones I used to know. Where the treetops glisten and children listen. To hear sleigh bells in the snow. ♫

Jammer: ♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. With every Christmas card I write. May your days be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white. ♫

Jaden Yuki: Yo, I- *clears throat* ♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Just like the ones I used to know. Where the treetops glisten and children listen. To hear sleigh bells in the snow. ♫

Benjamin: ♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. With every Christmas card I write. May your days be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white. ♫

All the audience began to cheer, Jaden grabbed a mic as the music changed to a more hip hop blend. 




Jaden Yuki: ♫ It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark. When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park. I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear. 
Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer. But then I was illin' because the man had a beard. And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared. So I turned my head a second and the man had gone. But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn. I picket the wallet up, and then I took a pause. Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus". A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's. Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease. But I'd never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain't right. So I was going home to mail it back to him that night. But when I got home I bugged, 'cause under the tree. Was a letter from Santa and the dough was for me. It's Christmastime in Hollis Queens. Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens. Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese. And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees. Decorate the house with lights at night. Snow's on the ground, snow-white so bright. In the fireplace is the yule log. Beneath the mistletoe as we drink egg nog. The rhymes that you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's. But each and every year we bust Christmas carols, Christmas carols. Rhymes so loud, I'm proud you hear it. It's Christmastime and we got the spirit. Jack Frost chillin', the hawk is out. And that's what Christmas is all about. The time is now, the place is here. And the whole wide world is filled with cheer. My name's Jaden Yuki with the mic in my hand. And I'm chilling and coolin' just like a snowman. So open your eyes, lend us an ear. We wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ♫

As everyone clapped, Lainey Strong received a letter from someone at the door. At the same time Jenny James had nodded off and fallen out of her chair. 

Lainey Strong: Whoa! You alright? 

Jenny James: Huh? Are they done? Oh they’re done. I missed it? 

Lainey Strong: You’ve had a bit too much of the nog I think. 

Jenny James: Nah, that would be Jessy.

Jenny pointed over to Jessy who was face first passed out in the bowl of spiked egg nog. 

Lainey Strong: I see. I just…uh..got this letter for Jaden. I need to get it to him. You going to be alright? 

Jenny James: I guess? I’d better pull Jessy out of the nog so she doesn’t, ya know, DIE!

As Lainey approached Jaden, Jammer and Vape were at the table with the food, trying to place more dishes on it. 

Vape: Whoa! Hehe! Beep beep! Right?

Jammer: Heh.

They both tried to set their dishes down again, but bumped into each other once again. 

Jammer: Heh….beep beep Vape.

Jammer tried to place his dish down, but Vape stopped him.

Vape: …Beep beep Jammer. I’m just gonna get right in there and-

Jammer stopped Vape this time. 

Jammer:  ….Beep beep. Let me just go by ya real quick. 

Lainey Strong: Uh…is everything alright guys?

Jammer: Everything’s fine Lonnie. 

Lainey Strong: Lainey. 

Jammer: Yeah uh-huh. I said…beep beep. 

Vape: No no no no no no no no….I said….beep beep. 

Jammer: No no no no no no no. I don’t think you understand Vape. See, I’m a little car right now, and I’m honking at you with my little horn. Beep beep. 

Vape: Well that’s interesting, because I’m in a little car too. A car WAAAY littler than yours.

Jammer: Oh yeah?

Vape: So little, I have my knees up to my chest. 

Jammer: I doubt that. 

Vape: Little tires the size of buttons. 

Jammer: No. Stop.

Vape: It’s used…bought it from a mouse. 

Jammer: Oh I see…I see. So you want to die tonight. 

Lainey Strong: Hey! Come on now! This is insane! 

Jammer: This is Dan Club! 

Lainey Strong: Same thing! Other men in the room! Want to get involved?! 

Benjamin: We can NOT get involved! 

Bashin Dan: When two men throw down a beep beep challenge. It’s a question of honor. 

Benjamin: One of them MUST yield to the other’s beep beep. 

Lainey Strong: This is stupid Benji! Very stupid! 

Benjamin: I am not disagreeing with you, my love. 

Jammer: You see, it may say Battle Spirits Dojo on the building, but this is my house Vape. When I say beep beep excuse me coming through, you’d better move. 

Vape: My Daddy didn’t raise no mover. 

Jammer: You’re adopted. 

Vape: What a time to bring THAT up. 

Jammer: You know what? I want you to say beep beep. I want you to say it ONE MORE TIME. Go on. I dare ya. See if I don’t drive my little car right up your *bleep* like Ms. Frizzle. 

Vape: BE-

Suddenly, Jenny James stormed onto the scene and flipped both dishes out of their hands. 

Jenny James: There! That solves the problem! 

Jammer: …I have a casserole all over me. 

Vape: I’m…I’m still going to eat what’s on the floor. 

Jammer: Dude. 

Vape: I know.

Lainey Strong finally made it to Jaden Yuki to hand him the letter. 

Jaden Yuki: Yo chick, what is this? 

Lainey Strong: Uh…a letter? 

Jaden Yuki: People still write those? 

Lainey Strong: Apparently. 

Jaden Yuki: Well let me checkity check it out. By the by, how was I up there? I’d say absolutely flawless myself. 

Lainey Strong: …Sure? I-

Jaden Yuki: Oh no! 

Lainey Strong: What?

Jaden Yuki: It’s Lyman Banner.

Lainey Strong: Whoman Whonner?

Jaden Yuki: My old teacher! He’s in trouble! 

Lainey Strong: …..

To Be Continued…

And now the conclusion to A Dan Club Christmas Special!

The van finally reached Merrysville, and pulled up to an inn, promising seasonal skiing and other winter related activities. The problem was that snow hadn’t hit Merrysville the entire season. As the gang exited the van, a strange looking man with wild blue hair, glasses covering his closed eyes that he was still able to see out of somehow, and a large orange cat on his shoulder came out to greet them. 

Lyman Banner: Jaden! You came! 

Jaden Yuki: Well of course I had to, after everything we went through at Duelist Academy! I couldn’t let my favorite teacher down dawg! 

Lyman Banner: It means a lot to see you after…the incident and all. 

Jenny James: So you were dead? 

Lyman Banner: Huh? Well sort of. I ended up in the Shadow Realm. 

Benjamin: What IS the Shadow Realm?

Jammer: Ask Tony Wonder. 

Lyman Banner: Yeah! I met that guy! 

Jaden Yuki: I mean an inn for duelists? I couldn’t pass up the chance to bust out my Duel Monsters deck and-

Lyman Banner: Actually, it’s just a normal inn.

Jaden Yuki: Huh?

Bashin Dan: What?! Did I hear that right?! A NORMAL inn! NOT an inn for duelists?

Lainey Strong: Deep breaths Dan. 

Lyman Banner: I’ve come to find out that certain parts of the country…don’t even PLAY…Duel Monsters. 

Jaden Yuki: What?! 

Bashin Dan: But they play Battle Spirits right? RIGHT?! 

Jammer: This is getting bad. 

Jenny James: Focus on the task people. I didn’t forgo a weekend of hard drinking to watch you two have an existential crisis. 

Jaden Yuki: Right! How can we help! 

Lyman Banner: Help? I didn’t know that you wanted to. I don’t know how you could. 

Jaden Yuki: Then what are we doing here? 

Lyman Banner: I wanted to spend Christmas with my favorite student. One last Christmas with my beloved inn…that I had to avoid the IRS. Now…I don’t know what I’m going to do. 

Bashin Dan: I know JUST what to do! 

Jaden Yuki: Card games! 

Bashin Dan: No, that was my first thought, but then I remembered we’re wrestlers, and people love wrestling EVERYWHERE! We should throw a big show and invite people to come, with all of the proceeds going towards the inn! 

Benjamin: A fantastic idea my friend! 

Jammer: Yeah, that actually makes sense. 

Lyman Banner: You would all do that for me? 

Jenny James: No.

Bashin Dan: Of course! Friends help each other! 

Jenny James: I mean whatever he just said. Sure. Whatever. 

Lainey Strong: We have enough here to do some fun matches! I guess that means Jenny and I will be fighting?

Jenny James: Your funeral. 

Lainey Strong: Huh? 

Jammer: We could do some serious dream matches. Like you and me Benji. One on one eh? 

Jaden Yuki: And I could finally prove I’m at Dan’s level! 

Bashin Dan: We got a lot of work to do. Let’s work up some Christmas magic and make a miracle happen to make sure that Lyman Banner’s inn is profitable and-

The inn behind them suddenly exploded. 

Everyone: WHOA! 

Lyman Banner: What happened?! 

Jammer: Vape? Where’s Vape!?

Out of the flames walked up a soot covered Vape, who looked despondent. 

Vape: I just…I just used the toilet! I JUST USED THE TOILET! 

Jammer: DANG IT VAPE! 

Lyman Banner: My inn!

Bashin Dan: Right…so…we’re just gonna all…write a check then right? Yeah, let’s just write a check. I think. 

Jaden Yuki: You can stay with me teach! It’ll be just like old times! 

Lyman Banner: Are you still possessed by the spirit Yubel from your Duel Monsters deck? 

Jaden Yuki: Yep! 

Jammer: Wait what?

Later that night, the gang surrounded the bonfire that was once the inn and tried to stay warm roasting marshmallows. Dan looked into the fire, with a look of slight defeat. 

Bashin Dan: This wasn’t a white Christmas at all. *sigh* I guess we could always try again next year. I-

Dan felt a tap on his shoulder, and he quickly turned around to see Hope, holding up a mistletoe, which she used as an excuse to kiss him. 

Bashin Dan: Hope! *signing and talking* What are you doing here? 

Hope Mach: *signing and talking* You think just because I lost a match that I wouldn’t want to spend Christmas with you? When we get married, you’re going to have to realize that we’re partners for life, no matter the situation. 

Bashin Dan: *signing and talking* Wow…you really are something. How did you even find us? A Christmas miracle? 

Hope Mach: *signing and talking* No Jenny texted me. She said you were over your head and about to snap. 

Bashin Dan: …I wouldn’t go THAT far.

Jenny James: I would.

Everyone: ♫ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Just like the ones I used to know. Where the treetops glisten and children listen. To hear sleigh bells in the snow. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. With every Christmas card I write. May your days be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white. ♫

Suddenly, it began to snow heavily. The gang looked up in amazement, with Lyman Banner realizing he probably would have been fine had he not written a letter to Jaden at this point. 

Vape: Wow guys! It’s snowing! This is truly a Christmas mirac-

?: That’s the guy! That’s the one who ran me over! 

Vape: Huh?!

Suddenly two police officers tackled Vape and put him in handcuffs. 

Vape: OH NO! THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! 

Jammer: …Someone else bail him out this time. 

Kyoto Airport - Edo

The World Champion took off his shades as he got off the airplane to see an odd sight, as the people of Kyoto cheered him, welcoming him to the land of the Rising Sun with open arms. 

Trevor Mach: I guess time heals all wounds? Hey Edo! Merry Christma-

That’s when a figure pushed aside Trevor to step out of the plane, getting the attention of the crowd. Turns out they were there for-

Edo Fan #1: IT’S WEIRD AL! 

Edo Fan #2: AL-SAN ICHIBAN! 

Trevor Mach: Oh. *turns to camera* Figuuurrresss.

 
“Skillet - Feel Invincible”



Tommy Dukes: Kooooonichiwaaaa! No, it’s not Curry Man, but a very excited Tommy Dukes with Nerma! We’re here in Edo for a Renegade Christmas, and NO, we’re not just doing this because the other guys called dibs on Dalaam! We really should have called dibs on Dalaam. 

Nerma: We ARE calling dibs on Edo, where they respect the Bushido spirit that only Havok can bring, and boy do we have Bushido spirit along with Christmas spirit. They love Christmas in Edo, so we gotta give them a gift, a Bushido Rules Match! World Champion Trevor Mach will face off with w00t for the first time since their Victory Explosion Trilogy came to an end. Everything is different now, as w00t is under the thumb of Metal Rush, who by the way, kicked out butts last week. It’s alright, I’m willing to admit it. We just have to get up, dust ourselves off, and hope that Renegade Security will keep them from taking the announce table again! 

Tommy Dukes: They were practically given their own show, and I can’t say I blame Darius Grouch, as he’s not playing favorites, but like, we only get paid if we actually do our work, so that really sucked. Christmas is coming and all. 

Nerma: Yeah, did you notice that? Did you notice the Christmas? Did you notice it? We left the other matches unannounced as like gifts, and not because Darius kept the booking to himself or anything. We are starting off the night, with the newest member of Metal Rush, Seto Kaiba, joining forces with the World Tag Team Champions, and they face a team from the D2T promotion! After that, #1 Contender to the World Championship Grind will face off with Dougie Mach. Subculture is recovering from the match with Ilya Fedorovich, so Benjamin and Picky Minch will face off to see who challenges for the Television Championship next. The EBW Senshi Championships WILL be on the line. Paula, Aoi, and Mitra have two new members of Metal Rush to induct tonight? That’s not good for the Lady Renegades. Of course that all leads to the main event in the Bushido Den! 

Tommy Dukes: That’s right wife of mine, and I could not be more excited. You know, EBW has an incredible history with Edo. Years back, we saved the whole nation from the encroaching grip of Nobunaga Pro. Then, the promotions that were absorbed in the process returned to their territory system after we left. We’re sure that they will show their gratitude by sending the absolute best fro- D2T?! OH NO! 

Nerma: Ugh. THAT ONE!?

Tommy Dukes: *clears throat* I’m sure it’s going to be very exciting, when Seto Kaiba, Hotlanta, and Generation take on….Kota Hayashi…Sanshiro Takashima…and no…*sigh* Dino Buttstuff.

EBW: Havok “Renegade Christmas” 
Korahall, Kyoto Edo 
ENT

1. 6-Man Tag: Seto Kaiba/Hotlanta/Generator vs. Kota Hayashi<D2T>/Dino Buttstuff<D2T>/Sanshiro Takashima<D2T>  
-The opening bout was between the dominant Metal Rush faction and three formidable competitors from the D2T promotion. Metal Rush, led by the traitor of Samurai Ifrit, Seto Kaiba, alongside World Tag Team Champions Hotlanta and Generator, stood as a formidable force. Their opponents, Kota Hayashi, Sanshiro Takashima, and Dino Buttstuff from D2T, faced a daunting challenge, especially when Kota hit his head before the match began, and Dino attempted to wrestle naked, but no one was going to allow that here. As the bell rang, Metal Rush wasted no time asserting their dominance. The match quickly evolved into a one-sided affair, with Hotlanta and Generator showcasing their cohesive tag team skills, seamlessly isolating and decimating their opponents. Dino Buttstuff, Sanshiro Takashima, and Kota Hayashi fought valiantly, and you had to feel bad for Sanshiro, who wants to be successful, but he put all of his stock into Kota who turned out to be a big bust, and Dino Buttstuff should be on several "lists", but the overwhelming strength and teamwork of Metal Rush proved too much to handle. Seto Kaiba, in particular, displayed a ruthless edge, betraying any loyalty he once held for Samurai Ifrit with a singular focus on domination. In a pivotal moment, Kota Hayashi found himself at the mercy of Metal Rush's onslaught. Seto Kaiba, fueled by a ruthless determination, executed a devastating Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex, a move that echoed his iconic connection to the legendary creature. The impact was thunderous as Kota seemed to tilt his own neck in a very dangerous way on the landing, as if he wanted to break his neck on purpose....cause he's an idiot you see. Kaiba swiftly covered Kota Hayashi for the pin.
Winners:  Seto Kaiba[o]/Hotlanta/Generator via Blue Eyes White Dragon Suplex on Kota Hayashi -> Pin 

After the match, Ness, Poo, Crono, and w00t joined the trio in their onslaught on the D2T trio. Seto Kaiba grabbed a microphone. 

Seto Kaiba: Can you Edoese peasants understand me? I know you understand this. *holds up a dollar* The almighty dollar. This is where the power lies. This is what drives the world, and this is what drives Seto Kaiba! Loyalty has never been my strong suit, and I place bets on winners, and Samurai Ifrit were losers. I could tell where the wind was blowing, and I decided to join up with the winning side. It’s just that simple. 

Poo: It is that simple. We’re the winning side as he put it, and tonight we’re cementing our mission statement. Since we love Edo so much, and since we’re a little upset that the other brand tried to one up what we’re doing by blocking me from MY country…which we will address when the time comes, we’re going to give you all a Christmas present tonight. We’re going to unveil “the money man”. No, I’m not talking about Kaiba, but having Kaiba Corp. backing us ain’t half bad. No we’re a legit organization, hellbent on taking over and reshaping the foundation of wrestling. We’re hellbent on fixing it. You have to know someone to do that sort of thing. Ness and I are workers. This is what we do, here in the ring. We need a man in a suit…and we have him. We have the Metal Rush CEO, and tonight….YOU get to meet him! Can I get an ARIGATOOOO?! Haha! 

Tommy Dukes: A Metal Rush CEO?! What?!

Nerma: This Christmas in Edo just got INTERESTING! Metal Rush are here in full force tonight, including Grind, who wasn’t out here just now, because he’s getting ready for his match with Dougie Mach, who is standing by with Mrs. Xtra right now!

Backstage

Mrs. Xtra: I know it’s not very Christmassy back here, but that’s because we have a show to do and some fights to see! Dougie, you’re up next against the #1 Contender, and I’m sure your cousin has given you a pep talk that has inspired you and filled you with confidence? 

Dougie Mach: Actually no. He’s been keeping his distance, because he can’t handle the red hot, fiery love that I have with Rhea Rampa-

Rhea Rampage: Heather don’t like it either! We’re GREAT together right Doug Doug?

Dougie Mach: The way you grab my shoulder, tower over me, and humiliate me is the glue that bonds us together my dear. 

Rhea Rampage: Exactly! This dude can take a punch, so I like him! Listen Doug Doug, you win tonight, and your Christmas wishes will come true. 

Dougie Mach: You’re gonna step on me with the boots and spit in my mo-

Rhea Rampage: Whoa! Take it down a notch Doug Doug! Just focus on the fight! Get a win! Turn this streak around! 

Dougie Mach: I will….I WILL! 

Rhea Rampage: *sigh* Gotta love my Doug Doug. 

2. Singles: Grind vs. Dougie Mach
-The next match was personal, as Grind, the rollerblading high-flier and #1 Contender for the World Championship, faced off against Dougie Mach, the determined cousin of World Champion Trevor Mach, desperate to break free from a string of losses. Grind, representing the formidable Metal Rush faction, wasted no time showcasing his agility and rollerblade-assisted acrobatics. Dougie Mach, driven by the desire to reverse his fortunes, brought a tenacious spirit to the ring.
The match unfolded with a dynamic mix of high-flying maneuvers and technical prowess. Grind, utilizing his rollerblades to add an extra dimension to his offense, had the crowd on the edge of their seats. Dougie Mach, however, fought with an undeniable sense of urgency, aware that a victory could be a turning point in his career. In a pivotal moment, Grind seized control, executing a dazzling Rolling SSP, connecting with precision on Dougie Mach. The impact echoed through the arena as the referee counted the 1-2-3. 
Winner: Grind via Rolling SSP -> Pin  

Tommy Dukes: Well that didn’t work out quite like how Dougie planned it. 

Nerma: “Doug Doug” eats a pin, and Grind is flying high ahead of his Dog Collar Match with Trevor Mach for the World Championship. We tried to talk to the champ ahead of his match, but he’s been in his dressing room all night, warming up, and muttering something about…Weird Al? 

Tommy Dukes: Metal Rush don’t tend to let w00t do much talking, but we know how accomplished he is, even IN that suit. It’s going to be a hell of a main event tonight!

Gamer Girlz Room

In the dimly lit room, the Girlz were busy doing what they were always doing…playing videos games, and not doing enough to hide their shame. 

Alison Chains: *scratching her butt* What is this?

Kid Havok: It’s that DReAM game. 

Alison Chains: It’s Christmas like…am I on drugs? Am I having a stroke? 

Kid Havok: All of those things are true. It’s Christmas DReAM made to promote the AGES promotion on Christmas and-

Alison Chains: I stopped caring. 

Kid Havok: Right. 

Christy Angel: I gotta say, this is the first Christmas I’ve been away from my folks…and considering who my Mom is…I’m thrilled about that. I got two Dads now though. You know what that means? Two presents. 

Kid Havok: What do you want? 

Christy Angel: New controller. Alison has been putting mine through the wringer. 

Alison Chains: When I found out it vibrates I-

Christy Angel: She smashes it down on the table when she loses. 

Alison Chains: Yeah that. 

Kid Havok: I should be…doing my job, but I’m just not feeling it. 

?: Oh come on kiddo! You’re great at your job! 

Alison Chains: Eh?

Christy Angel: Hey Alison? Who is that older dude on the couch? 

Alison Chains: I dunno. Just some dude I hang out with. I call him Porkchop.

Kid Havok: Dad?! 

“Porkchop”: Hey sweetheart. This is some party huh? Boy it’s great being young and alive. 

Kid Havok: What are you doing here? Is this like a Christmas visit or something? 

“Porkchop”: What? No, it’s just a bro hanging out with his sisters ya know? Playing some games, and drinking some be-

Kid Havok: You’re 57! 

Alison Chains: Wait what? I thought you were 27! 

Christy Angel: You have really got to get your eyes checked out. 

Kid Havok: You mean you didn’t know? We’re over here drinking cheap beer, and he’s got whiskey in a glass with one square cube! 

Alison Chains: …That’s a fair warning sign, but he’s too cool to be that old. He was popping pills with me! 

Kid Havok: Those are blood thinners! 

Alison Chains: Huh. You’re still getting that keg later right?

“Porkchop”: Absolutely. 

Kid Havok: Dad! 

Alison Chains: RJ, you really need to relax. He’s a cool dude, he wants to cut loose. We have fun. 

Kid Havok: He’s married! You can’t sleep with him! 

Alison Chains: Who said I wanted to!

3. EBW Television #1 Contender: Benjamin vs. Picky Minch
-Next up, a hard-hitting #1 Contender match between two fan favorites, Benjamin and Blood 4 Blood's Picky Minch. The stakes were high, as the winner would earn the right to challenge Ilya Fedorovich for the Television Championship. The match promised a ground-based, MMA-inspired contest with a technical showcase. Benjamin, known for his technical prowess, and Picky Minch, representing the unyielding Blood 4 Blood faction, were set for a clash that would determine the next contender for the Television Championship. The match unfolded with a seamless blend of ground-based grappling and MMA-inspired techniques. Benjamin and Picky Minch engaged in a strategic battle, each attempting to gain the upper hand with calculated holds and counters. The crowd watched in anticipation as the two skilled competitors showcased their proficiency in mat wrestling. Benjamin, who was adapting well to the Bushido style, seized an opportunity. He executed a lightning-fast Spear that sent Picky Minch crashing to the mat. He didn't go for the pin, and instead capitalized on the opening, swiftly transitioning into a Crossface. Picky Minch, trapped in the clutches of the Crossface, resisted valiantly, refusing to submit. The Ref had no choice but to call for the bell, as the match ended via Referee Stoppage. 
Winner: Benjamin via Crossface -> Referee Stoppage 

Tommy Dukes: Benji with the win! Benji with the win! 

Nerma: Benjamin had a recharging Christmas adventure with his old friends, and that seemed to give him the confidence he needed for this bout. Cade Yaggis is coming into the ring to help up Picky, and the two of them are….showing respect to Benjamin. You love to see it! 

Tommy Dukes: “Trigger” has been looked at as the heir apparent for titles like this, but he gave the opportunity to his stable mate Picky. He showed respect to his veteran peer and gave him a Christmas gift all in one. He’s been a great fit in Blood 4 Blood. Teamwork in wrestling is important, especially when you have five Lady Renegades in a team, defending the Senshi Championships! That’s the segueway to our next match! 

Nerma: Hope Mach, coming off a hard loss to Paula, now has to lead her team against Paula once again, with the belts on the line. This time however, Paula has two aces up her sleeve. We don’t know who is joining her team tonight, but we’re about to find out.
 
4. EBW Senshi Championships: Hope Mach(c)/Christy Angel(c)/Alison Chains(c)/Jenny James(c)/Jessy James(c) vs. Paula/Darkness Aoi/Mitra Lennox/Val Dorado/Ripper Jane 
-The semi-main event saw a match Senshi Championship, anticipation hung thick in the air as champions Hope Mach, Jenny James, Jessy James, Alison Chains, and Christy Angel prepared to defend their titles against the fierce challengers from Metal Rush—Paula, Darkness Aoi, Mitra Lennox, and their mystery partners Val Dorado and Ripper Jane. The ring was a canvas for the clash of titans, with each participant showcasing their unique skills and determination. As the match progressed, it became evident that the Metal Rush challengers were not interested in a fair competition. The mysterious partners, Val Dorado and Ripper Jane, added an unpredictable element to the mix, keeping the Senshi champions on their toes. However, the match took an unexpected turn when Ripper Jane, with a malevolent gleam in her eye, went feral. Her involvement escalated the situation into chaos, turning the bout into an all-out brawl. Paula's team, fueled by a more sinister agenda, shifted their focus from winning the titles to inflicting harm on their opponents. The once-structured championship match devolved into a chaotic and uncontrollable melee. The referee, unable to restore order, had no choice but to signal for the bell, declaring the match a No Contest.
Winners: No Contest 

Tommy Dukes: This is getting out of control! Can we get some security to break this up! We need more guys! 

Nerma: Val Dorado, the mercenary, a new member of Metal Rush it looks like, and Ripper Jane returned to the ring, and made it a bloody mess like we expect from the unpredictable psychopath. 

Tommy Dukes: She might be close enough to hear you. 

Nerma: Eep! 

Tommy Dukes: Folks, we haven’t gotten the chance to talk to Trevor Mach, as he’s been focused on this bout, but we did see a shocking development happening with w00t, and we’re going to show you the footage now, to kill time for them to set up the cage!

Backstage

Ness had his back to the wall with Grind as Poo paced back and forth around w00t. 

Poo: w00t, when we found you, we found a broken man, and the CEO came up with a plan to make you useful again, and you have been. You’ve been quite the asset to us in our conquest plans. I know how much you’d rather be leading “Perfection”, but Metal Rush was always meant to be the prevailing force in wrestling. We’re correcting a mistake. You’ve helped us in that regard, and don’t think we’re not grateful. So here is what’s going to happen. I’m going to remove this suit. You win? It stays off. You lose, you go back in.

Poo went behind w00t and pulled out a key that kept the zipper locked. He unzipped the costume, and allowed w00t to step out of it. 

Poo: What do you have to say to that? 

w00t: ….I…I see clearly again. I’m me…but I’m not me. I lost what I was…and now I’m just w00t.

-

Tommy Dukes: Cryptic! With that out of the way, let’s unwrap this Edo Christmas present and TAKE IT TO THE RING!

5. Bushido Den Non-Title Singles: Trevor Mach vs. w00t 
-In the sacred battleground of the Bushido Den, the air was charged with tension as two bitter rivals, Trevor Mach and w00t, prepared to settle their longstanding grudge in a Bushido Den bout. The unique rules of the contest dictated that Bushido Rules would govern the fierce encounter inside the confines of an 8-sided cage that enveloped the ring. The bell chimed, signaling the commencement of a battle steeped in history and animosity. Trevor Mach and w00t circled each other, eyes locked, as the steel cage loomed ominously around them. The Bushido Den match demanded not only physical prowess but a deep understanding of the principles of honor and respect. As the clash unfolded, both warriors showcased their mastery of Bushido Rules, incorporating elements of martial arts and traditional wrestling techniques. The atmosphere inside the cage was electric, with each move executed with precision and purpose. The animosity between Trevor Mach and w00t fueled the intensity of the match, and w00t, temporarily free of the Tanooki Suit, seemed dead set on staying out of it. Strikes echoed through the arena, and both competitors relentlessly pursued victory within the confines of the Bushido Den. The ebb and flow of the contest demonstrated the depth of their rivalry. In a pivotal moment, Trevor Mach seized an opportunity to gain the upper hand. A lightning-fast flying knee connected with w00t, sending him crashing to the mat. Capitalizing on the opening, Trevor swiftly transitioned into a Cross Armbreaker, locking w00t's arm in a vise-like grip. w00t, trapped in the Cross Armbreaker, fought valiantly to escape. However, the pain proved insurmountable, and he tapped out to the submission.
Winner: Trevor Mach via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission 

Tommy Dukes: Trevor with the submission win! The World Champion tapped out w00t. The trilogy became a quadrilogy of losses for w00t, but he looks more panicked than anything else. What is he yelling at Trevor as they’re dragging him away? 

w00t: *unheard by the audience or commentary* Azrael! I remember everything! I’m sorry! I was under the influence of it! Forgive me! 

Trevor Mach: I already forgave you w00t. 

w00t: I wasn’t the only one! It wasn’t my idea! 

Trevor Mach: What? 

w00t: SHE made me do it! Everyone forgot! 

Trevor Mach: What are you talking about? Who made you do what?

As w00t tried to tell him, Metal Rush came in to grab him and drag him kicking and screaming back inside of the Tanooki Suit. As Trevor tried to interject, Grind hit a two footed spinning kick, using the cage as leverage. Blood 4 Blood ran to the ring, as the two sides stared each other down. Suddenly, a familiar voice was heard over the sound system. 

?: The more things change, the more they stay the same. It’s a day that ends in “y” and Trevor Mach is a big ol’ pain in my *bleep*ing *bleep*. I can see why these guys don’t like you. That runs deep in Metal Rush, and quite frankly, I’m here for it. These guys are ruthless, but nothing is more ruthless than corporate synergy, and what a guy like myself can do in a takeover situation. Darius Grouch is a shrewd businessman. He was biding his time on the board, waiting for his moment to strike. I can respect that. No one has waited longer than me…for a moment like this. Introducing the Metal Rush CEO!

Out stepped a red headed man with a soul patch and microphone headset. The all too familiar look for-

?: RUFUS POOCHYFUD! 

Tommy Dukes: HOLY *bleep*! IT’S RUFUS! HE’S BACK! 

Nerma: COAL IN THE STOCKING! THIS IS DEFINITELY COAL IN THE STOCKING!  

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Larry Grim: Welcome to Dalaam! Welcome to the Rajamouli Stadium! We’re here for an ENN+ ONLY event! The best brand in wrestling is here to Rise Roar Revolt! 

Apple Kid: And we’ll be rising from a seated position! We’ll roar as we commentate! We’re revolt if you don’t find this show to be TRULY exciting! 

Larry Grim: Tonight, our ACE, our CHAMP, and the national HERO, Rama Raju will have the challenge of his short career as he takes on Troy, Colby Roads, AND Jackson Kain for the EBW Championship! 

Apple Kid: People LOVE Raju, but Kain is also a popular face in the country. They also have respect for the ferocity of Troy. Colby is there….yeah. 

Larry Grim: We have such a big show, that’s just ONE of the matches we have to offer….the last one in fact! We’re starting things off with a Women’s Singles bout with our buddy Makoto Kino take on Bellerophon of 3Queens. 

Apple Kid: GO MAKOTO!

Larry Grim: Let’s do it to it in Dalaam!

EBW: Rise Roar Revolt [Xcite Event]
Rajamouli Stadium, Dalaam
ENN+

1. Women’s Singles: Makoto Kino vs. Bellerophon 
-The show opened with a match between Makoto Kino and the 3Queens "maid" Bellerophon. Bellerophon, known for her unusual strength and a mysterious past, stood across the ring from the powerful and intuitive Makoto. Unbeknownst to the spectators, a secret lingered in the air, adding an extra layer of intrigue to the impending clash. Well beknownst to you now...because I just told you. Makoto Kino, also known as Sailor Jupiter, possessed both strength and grace, while Bellerophon moved around like she had more experience than she's had. Makoto seemed to have an uncanny insight into Bellerophon's hidden secret. The intensity of their exchanges escalated as Makoto attempted to exploit the mysterious vulnerability that Bellerophon guarded so closely. The climax of the match came when Bellerophon, drawing upon her unusual strength, lifted Makoto Kino into the air for a thunderous Powerbomb. The impact resonated through the arena as Bellerophon pinned Makoto for what seemed to be a decisive victory. Bellerophon celebrated, but Makoto quickly got to her feet, holding two objects in her hands. She allowed herself to be powerbombed to reveal what Bellerophon was hiding. She held two fake boobs in her hands. As Bellerophon protested, Makoto ripped down "her" shirt to reveal that Bellerophon was actually a man, and not just any man, but Bellerophon's own brother Cadmus. The Xciters in Dalaam were shocked as Cadmus ran out of the ring, to join the 3Queens on the stage. The referee overturned the result by way of Cadmus not actually being a woman, so the end result was a No Contest. 
Winner: Bellerophon via Powerbomb -> Pin No Contest 

Larry Grim: WHAT?! THAT’S CADMUS! 

Apple Kid: NO WAY! I WAS OOGLING CADM- I mean we’ve all been watching a man pretend to be a woman?! Why?! That’s disgusting! Who would ever do that?! I am appalled! 

Larry Grim: Indeed. It seems Tack Angel’s old nemesis has found his loophole back into EBW. This is…well this is just disturbing. Thank you Makoto for exposing this imposter.

Backstage

A cocky Johnny Starbound was making his way to the ring…

Johnny Starbound: Cha-ching. Another easy pay day for the TRUE Star Prince. Am I right people of Dalaam? I’m just sorry you all have to see this fake facade. This absolute charade. This fake as fu-

Swift: YOU WERE SAYING! 

Johnny Starbound: Swift?! 

Swift: PRESIDENT Swift John-boy. You have a big match tonight. Kiva is a talented athlete. He represents this division better than you ever could, but you’re the champ, and you’re an investment, and I’m not going to waste this investment. 

Johnny Starbound: …..

Swift: Oh? Nothing to say? You’re a little punk Starbound. I know what you intend to do, but you’re not going to get to do it. Your match needs a Special Referee to make sure you’re doing what you’re supposed to be doing. 

Johnny Starbound: And just WHO are you going to get to “keep me in line?”

Swift: Heh….ME.

Johnny Starbound: *gasp*

2. EBW CXJ Championship: Johnny Starbound(c) vs. Kiva Special Referee: Swift
-Next up, a high-flying CXJ Championship match between the champion, Johnny Starbound, and the agile challenger, Kiva. The air crackled with anticipation as the two lucha libre warriors prepared to engage in a bout that promised acrobatics, speed, and dazzling aerial maneuvers. With President Swift looking on as Special Referee, the nimble combatants wasted no time launching into a breathtaking display of athleticism. Johnny Starbound, known for his cocky demeanor and nefarious tactics, was desperate to retain his coveted CXJ Championship and went light on the showboating, and attempted to "expose" his division. On the other side of the ring, Kiva, the high-flying challenger, aimed to seize the opportunity and claim the title for himself. The match unfolded with a flurry of gravity-defying moves, as both competitors soared through the air with precision and grace. The crowd roared in approval, enraptured by the seamless blend of lucha libre artistry on display. Kiva, fueled by determination, ascended to the top rope, ready to execute his signature Kiva Dive. However, the wily Johnny Starbound, sensing an opportunity, dodged the incoming aerial assault, leaving Kiva to crash and burn on the canvas. Seizing the advantage, Johnny Starbound wasted no time. The champion ascended the turnbuckle with confidence, positioning himself for a breathtaking 450 Splash. He grinned at Swift, as the President of EBW counted the 1-2-3. 
Winner: Johnny Starbound via 450 Splash -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: Wow! Johnny Starbound kept it together, and he won the match? I’m shocked. I saw that as President Swift exposing the exposer, but Starbound put his skills to work. 

Apple Kid: He kept his wits about him. You gotta keep your wits about ya. 

Larry Grim: I’m not even sure what you mean by that, but yeah, Johnny Starbound managed to narrowly defeat Kiva. He is still the CXJ Champion, but that was a much better example of what the division is supposed to offer. We’re moving on now to one of the biggest matches of the year. This is THE must see bout that Apple and I have personally been waiting for. 

Apple Kid: The MEGA BESTIES EXPLODE IN DALAAM!

-

Geoff Garrett: It’s been a season of change for ol’ Double G, with highs and lows. Yes, my Church was burned down, but no one was hurt, and through it all we found that you can be jacked up on Jesus no matter where you are! Isn’t that right Tack?

Tack Angel: Idon’twanttodothis.

Geoff Garrett: Two friends, two comrades, two amigos having to do battle for one of the richest prizes in wrestling. It’s something the people want to see, but not something we want to do, because it means I have to fight my good buddy Slap Angel for the Mars Championship. 

Tack Angel: I’mnotAmigoandI’dratherdiethanseeyouwithmybeltagain. 

Geoff Garrett: It’s going to be a struggle, but I know we can do this, and in the end, we’ll still have respect for each other. No matter what Tack, I want to thank you for everything up to this point Slappy. 

Tack Angel: IhatethatnameIhatethismatchIwanttomcloseit.

Geoff Garrett: You said it buddy. Now get ready cause G-E-O-Double F G-A-Double R-E-Double T is going to strut into that ring and do what he does best. 

Tack Angel: I’mgonnakickyourheadoff. 

-

Larry Grim: Wow. This can’t be easy for them, but they’re gonna go through with it. 

Apple Kid: A match up for the ages. It’s the King of the Mountain and Mars Champion Tack Angel facing good friend Geoff Garrett. They were tag champs, they’re still Team Champions, but this one is for the Mars Championship. Here we go people.

3. EBW Mars Championship: Tack Angel(c) vs. Geoff Garrett 
-The third match for the hot Dalaam crowd of Xciters, was a highly anticipated clash unfolding for the EBW Mars Championship, pitting the champion Tack Angel against his tag partner, team ally, and bestest buddy, Geoff Garrett. The anticipation in the air was so SO palpable as the two comrades, known for their friendship and camaraderie, found themselves on opposing sides of the ring. The bell chimed, signaling the commencement of a match that carried emotional weight for both competitors. Geoff, hesitant to go all out against his bestest buddy, grappled with conflicting emotions as Tack, probably with a heavy heart, mustered the courage to bury his feelings and engage in a competitive contest. He didn't seem to have any issues at all hitting Geoff. He actually looked incredibly motivated, which speaks volumes to how much he respected the wishes of Double G not to hold back. That was the story of the match, marked by an underlying sense of reluctance, with Geoff seemingly holding back to avoid causing harm to his friend. Tack, however, demonstrated a remarkable ability to compartmentalize his emotions, unleashing a flurry of signature kicks to assert his dominance. As the match progressed, Tack appeared to be on the verge of victory, applying relentless pressure on Geoff. However, the narrative took a sudden turn when CP Munk, seizing the opportunity when neither Geoff nor the referee were looking, launched a surprise attack on Tack. The unsuspecting Tack fell victim to the ambush from his arch-nemesis, before stumbling into Geoff Garrett's patented finisher, The Stroke. With Tack disoriented from the attack, Geoff capitalized on the moment, hooking the leg for the pin. Geoff Garrett recaptured the EBW Mars Championship for the second time. A shocked Tack Angel screamed out in agony, as he went blank with rage and ran after CP Munk. Tracy Angel-Garrett ran out to celebrate with her husband, as he hoisted up the Mars Championship for a second time. The second time he's held it in his career. He had before...and he has it now. 2-Time! 2-Time! EBW Mars Champion! 
Winner: Geoff Garret via The Stroke -> Pin -> NEW EBW Mars Champion! 

Larry Grim: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! Geoff Garrett is the Mars Champion, and Tack Angel is absolutely enraged at CP Munk. He’s gone running off after him. I’m sure that’s what kept him from shaking the hand of his good buddy and who can blame him?! 

Apple Kid: Those “Story” goons are always just showing up where they don’t belong and ruining things. Guys like Colby Roads and CP Munk just jump wherever they want, soak up the reactions, chase clout, and leave damage in their wake! 

Larry Grim: That’s very very real. What else is real, is our EBW Champion Rama Raju. Now he has a big challenge tonight. He’s been keeping to himself. The only two people allowed in his locker room were his friend Komaram Bheem and his EBW Tag Team Championship partner Bashin Dan. Dan told us earlier that he’s ready, and he’ll need to be, because not only does he have this challenge tonight, but IF he survives…IF he makes it out…he’ll be taking on the winner of this, the RRR Cup Battle Royale at Last Clash 2023. Bashin Dan IS in the match, along with several other hungry Xciters ready to shake up the main event, and claim the top prize. Who will get that title shot? Let’s find out!

4. RRR Cup Battle Royale: Tower vs. Bashin Dan vs. Magnum PT vs. Brother Tiburon vs. Rey Dorado vs. Sabre vs. Jammer vs. Turbo vs. Point Man vs. Razorblade vs. Brunson Burner vs. Snakebite vs. Mav Valentine vs. Rains vs. Blue Rains
-It was now time for the RRR Cup Battle Royale, the squared circle became a chaotic battleground for Tower, Bashin Dan, Magnum PT, Brother Tiburon, Rey Dorado, Sabre, Jammer, Turbo, Point Man, Razorblade, Brunson Burner, Snakebite, Mav Valentine, Rains, and Blue Rains. The air crackled with anticipation as the diverse cast of competitors eyed the coveted RRR Cup hanging in the balance. As the bell rang, the frenetic action erupted with every participant vying for supremacy. Tower, a formidable force, showcased his dominance early on, eliminating Point Man with a thunderous clothesline over the top rope. The mighty Bashin Dan, with his unyielding spirit, managed to eliminate Magnum PT with a well-timed dropkick. Brother Tiburon, the enigmatic Holy warrior, clashed with friend Rey Dorado, their acrobatic maneuvers captivating the audience. In a surprising turn, Turbo utilized his speed to send Jammer tumbling over the ropes, while Brunson Burner demonstrated his raw power by eliminating Sabre with a powerful splash. Eternal mortal enemies Rains and Blue Rains, actually fought as a cohesive unit, attempting to eliminate competitors with precise teamwork. However, the nefarious Razorblade thwarted their efforts, countering their tandem maneuver and sending Blue Rains soaring over the top rope. The field continued to thin as Snakebite, a strategic tactician, targeted his opponents with calculated strikes. Mav Valentine, with a mix of cunning and athleticism, managed to eliminate Brunson Burner with a well-executed dropkick. As the final moments of the Battle Royale unfolded, the ring filled with tension. Snakebite, known for his powerful kicks, narrowly avoided elimination as he dodged a tackle from Turbo, but Dan collided with him and they found themselves both falling out of the ring. Seizing the opportunity, Mav Valentine capitalized on Snakebite's vulnerability, sending him toppling over the ropes with a swift shove. Mav Valentine remained in the ring, triumphant amid the chaos. The crowd erupted in cheers as he hoisted the RRR Cup, a symbol of his resilience and strategic prowess. 
Winner: Mav Valentine last eliminating Snakebite 

Larry Grim: Mav Valentine is our winner! Snakebite got bit…by the floor hard…when he hit you see. Good for Mav! He’d be a good match for any of the competitors vying for the EBW Championship tonight, and he is a former champ in his own right. Recovering from his injuries and being split from Blood 4 Blood has not stopped the Maverick from making his mark!

Backstage

The Sailor Sensations were all walking with Usagi to hype her up as she made her way out to the ring. 

Minako Aino: You got this Usagi! 

Ami Mizuno: I mean statistically it’s a possibility. You do have the momentum. 

Rei Hino: Just go clean her clock. I mean she’s really sick. She hired a dude dressed like his sister, AND she’s bringing out Mamoru. That dude was never good enough for you! 

Makoto Kino: Yeah, that was weird when I realized it the other day, and I wanted to expose him for the creep that he is. Wait…didn’t you date Mamoru at some point too Rei?

Rei Hino: THAT…is NOT….the point Makoto. 

Ami Mizuno: He has not been the same since you got-

Usagi Tsukino: A LITTLE older? Is that what you were going to say Ami? 

Ami Mizuno: …Yes..only slightly older. 

Usagi Tsukino: That HAG Erica is older than me, so what does that say? It doesn’t matter. That is who I was going to spend an eternity with, and I dodged a bullet. I chose to fight the destiny that was laid out in front of me, and it worked out. I’m truly happy with my sisters, with all of you, fighting for what we want, and not just to protect the people, though that is something still near and dear to me. Plus, I like wrestling…no studying or tests! 

Ami Mizuno: I tried to get you to study tapes, but-

Usagi Tsukino: NO STUDYING OR TESTS! 

Ami Mizuno: …Right. 

Usagi Tsukino: I don’t want any of you to go out there tonight. 

Rei Hino: What? Why not?

Usagi Tsukino: I have a secret weapon for the occasion. I hope it’s enough. I have to try. As for all of you, I want to thank you for always being by my side. You’ve always supported me when I have been reaching for my dreams. I want YOU to reach for your dreams too. *stares directly as Makoto* COUGH COUGH MAKOTO! 

Makoto Kino: Huh? What?

Minako Aino: Well all know you want to go help Tack right now. He’s hurting. You want to be by his side. 

Ami Mizuno: We know how you truly feel. 

Usagi Tsukino: Yeah. Even I can see that! You’re in LOVE! 

Makoto Kino: WHA! *blushes* 

Rei Hino: He’s a good guy! We have fun together on The Angel Express! 

Minako Aino: Plus, he’s a single father, and that’s kind of hot in a Daddy choke me sort of wa-

Everyone but Minako: EWWWW! 

Minako Aino: WHAT?

Makoto Kino: Everyone….thank you!

Makoto ran off as Usagi left towards the ring for her match. 

5. EBW Women’s Championship: Erica(c) vs. Usagi Tsukino 
-The EBW Women's Championship hung in the balance in the next bout, with champion Erica of 3Queens defending against the valiant challenger, Usagi Tsukino, leader of the Sailor Sensations. The stakes were heightened by the presence of Mamoru Chiba, better known as Tuxedo Mask, in Erica's corner. The ex of Usagi Tsukino seemed to have found himself entangled with a new "Queen", but Usagi shook off the display of affection, and introduced an equalizer, as Seiya Kou made a rare appearance. Usagi's newest flame, who is seemingly in touch with his feminine side from those in the know, was tried of Mamoru's antics. Erica wasted no time in employing every rule-breaking tactic at her disposal to assert dominance. Usagi, known for her resilience, fought back with determination, showcasing a mix of technical prowess and high-flying agility. The two warriors engaged in a back-and-forth struggle, each vying for control in this intense championship bout. Outside the ring, tensions escalated between Mamoru and Seiya, their animosity threatening to spill over into physical confrontation. As the referee struggled to maintain order, Mamoru handed Erica a mysterious object. Usagi ascended the turnbuckle, poised to unleash her signature Moonsault. However, Erica, ever the cunning strategist, rolled out of harm's way at the last second. The miss left Usagi vulnerable, and as she rose to her feet, Erica seized the opportunity. Erica unleashed a fireball into Usagi's eyes, utilizing the mysterious object given to her by Mamoru. The unexpected assault blinded Usagi, leaving her disoriented and vulnerable. Seizing the moment, Erica executed the devastating Air Raid Crash, driving Usagi into the canvas. The referee, though aware of the questionable tactics, counted the pinfall. Erica with the pin, the win, and the title defense. 
Winner: Erica via Air Raid Crash -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: That’s no good! Erica threw a fireball at Usagi! 

Apple Kid: She seems like she’s alright! She was just caught off guard, and who wouldn’t be! Seiya has her in his strong yet feminine arms. Something funny about that fella. 

Larry Grim: Erica continues her reign as champ, but what’s this! Here comes Christina Angel. The one who dethroned her originally. She’s down here with the Sensations now, and she’s got the microphone. 

Christina Angel: Alright, I’ve had about enough of this crap! You play mind games a lot, but I’m over it. You use people to get into your opponent’s heads, but I KNOW that I’m in your head. I have run a gauntlet against you before, and I intend to do it again if I have to. I’m challenging you Erica. I’m challenging you to face me at Last Clash! I will run through Hilda and I will run through Gianna to get to you. I will run the gauntlet again to stop you once and for all! 

Erica: You think you can!? You think you’re still that warrior that shocked the world? You did too. It wasn’t a fluke. I realized that. You had something special that night. I found it myself, and I went through Hell and back to get it. You’re focusing on your new house, spending time with your husband, and thinking about children. You’re not all in like I am. THIS…this is my home. THIS is what matters to me more than anything, I will do ANYTHING to keep it. Let’s see if you still have it Christina. Let’s see if that spark erupts into a flame again. You’re on. 

Larry Grim: And just like that, Last Clash got even BIGGER! Christina is going to try and run the gauntlet AGAIN! 

Apple Kid: Can she repeat that historic feat?! I believe in her, but Erica is better than ever, so it’s a toss up. It could go either way. 

Larry Grim: As could the following bout. The main event of the evening. We’re going to see Rama Raju defend against Troy, Jackson Kain, and Colby Roads. Who will come out on top to face Mav Valentine at Last Clash? Let’s find out! In fact let’s DO IT TO IT!

6. EBW Championship No Rules: Rama Raju(c) vs. Troy vs. Jackson Kain vs. Colby Roads 
-Main event time! In the grand stage of Dalaam, the EBW Championship hung in the balance as the reigning champion, Rama Raju, defended his title against the formidable trio of Troy, Colby Roads, and Jackson Kain. The odds were stacked against Raju, with each challenger bringing their unique brand of intensity and ruthlessness to the ring, but Raju had the backing of the huge Dalaam crowd, as well as his friend Komaram Bheem in his corner. As the bell rang, the violent and uncontrollable Troy wasted no time asserting his dominance, unleashing a barrage of powerhouse maneuvers on both Colby Roads and Jackson Kain. Colby Roads, fueled by a relentless desire to "FINISH! THE! STORY!" and claim the championship, targeted Raju with a series of calculated strikes. Meanwhile, Jackson Kain, the Tinseltown action star, showcased his agility and prowess, countering the onslaught with a dazzling array of acrobatic moves. Preacher Ra, a constant thorn in the side of Troy's opponents, utilized every opportunity to interfere, creating chaos at ringside. Despite the odds, Raju fought valiantly, relying on his technical prowess and resilience to weather the storm. In a pivotal moment, Kain and Troy spilled to the outside, their battle of brute strength and Tinseltown flair escalating outside the ring. Back inside, Colby Roads continued his relentless assault on Raju, attempting to wear down the champion. However, in a display of sheer determination, Raju turned the tide. Dodging a charging Troy, he executed a lightning-fast Burning Arrow on Colby Roads, the impact resonating through the arena. The crowd erupted in cheers as Raju hooked Colby's leg for the pin. 1-2-3! Rama Raju retained the title as the crowd went wild!
Winner: Rama Raju via Burning Arrow on Colby Roads -> Pin -> Title Defense! 

Larry Grim: Rama Raju retains! Incredible! What a year it has been for this DOUBLE CHAMPION! The Dan Club is coming out to celebrate with him, as the crowd is in a joyous frenzy. A lot of national pride for their hero. The place is LOUD! 

Apple Kid: WHAT?!

Larry Grim: EXACTLY! XCITERS, THAT’S THE END OF THE SHOW! WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR LAST CLASH 2023! DON’T MISS IT!

Backstage

Tack Angel continued to run around backstage looking for CP Munk.

Tack Angel: MUUUUNK!!!! YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME! I’LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARRRRTH! *deep breath* As soon as I catch my breath! It was one thing to sleep with my ex-wife, but this is OVER THE LINE! MY MARS CHAMPIONSHIP! YOU SON OF A-

Swift: Whoa! Easy now Tack. Calm down. It’s just me. The President….so do NOT even TRY to take a swing at me, even accidentally, or I’ll plant your *bleep* 

Tack Angel: Swift! WHY!?

Swift: Why what? 

Tack Angel: WHY WON’T YOU GIVE ME A MATCH WITH MUNK!? I HAVE BEGGED FOR IT! I HAVE PLEADED FOR IT! I RENTED A BUS AND LIVED ON IT WITH THE WEEKEND WRECKING CREW SWIFT! I’VE BEEN WITH THEM FOR WEEKS! RICK SHAW SWIFT! RICK SHAW! WHY OH WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME!? WHY WON’T YOU GIVE ME THE MAAAATCH?! 

Swift: Well Tack…maybe you forgot something…like ASKING ME FOR IT! 

Tack Angel: Huh?

Swift: You NEVER asked for it! 

Tack Angel: …Wait…no…surely I-

Swift: NOPE! 

Tack Angel: I did ALL of that…before I even asked you for the match? 

Swift: CORRECT! 

Tack Angel: Oh…heh…so can I-

Swift: YES! 

Tack Angel: Oh! Oh good…thank you.

Swift: IDIOT! 

Tack Angel: Yeah, I’m an idiot. *sigh* My Mars Championship….am I going to have to kill Ge-

Makoto Kino: TACK! 

Tack Angel: Makoto? What are doing he-

Makoto embraced Tack and kissed him. He immediately fell into it and kissed her back. Swift slowly started walking away. 

Swift: …That guy….is an emotional roller coaster.

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