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The entire year has lead up to this moment. Since the moment Victory Explosion VI ended last year and Capcom was forced from EBW, the build has been to this night, where EBW, WAR, and even Zodiac would enter the big Saturn Dome and do battle in front of its biggest audience of the year. Millions were watching all around the world, and the thousands would pack the Dome to see what could possibly be EBW and WAR's biggest night ever! As the fans were continuing to pack into the Dome, other fans had already packed into the nearby 2nd Building of the Dome for the the Preshow Special, with big matches of its own to get the viewers hyped on the EBW Network...
The opening of this Preshow saw the competitors of both the Bravest Division and the Infinity Division fill the ring for an over the top Royale, with future title implications probable for the winner. Exciting match to start the evening off right, with the enigmatic newcomer Picasso Priest continuing to make immediate waves by tossing Bolshoi out lastly to win the bout.
The next match saw the WAR Animus Division Champion Flying Man, formerly Chicken Man, take on his biggest challenge in the new division so far, by battling Spiteful Crows hired goon Guardian Digger. The big mole that claims to be the 3rd Best in the World, used his strength to manhandle the Animus Champion, but with the fans on his side, Flying Man overcame the disadvantage and used his speed and smarts to force Digger out of the ring the hard way and kept him out for the 10 count leading to a Count Out victory. Smart move by the champion, who outsmarted Spiteful Crow on this night.
The Hooligan Jamie OD was looking for blood in the next bout, when he took on Cherub Kid in a rematch from the XP match that Cherub Kid surprisingly won. No Rules was the name of the game, and OD thrived in this situation, using anything that wasn't bolted down and then using the things that WERE bolted down, but the Kid showed his incredible heart by refusing to stay down. The fight left the ring on Cherub's prompting, and Jamie was happy to oblige, using a vicious head butt to send Cherub flying out of the door to the arena...
Jamie OD: Oi! Where you think you're going kid? Ahahaha!
Flying Man: Get up Cherub! You can do this!
Jamie OD: You hear the big poultry kid? You can do this! Ahahaha! Don't make me laugh. If you want to go cry to your mommy right I might let you if you say please! Who am I kidding, NO I WON'T! You're really getting back up?
Cherub Kid: Hai.
Jamie OD: You still think you've got the stones to hang with me?
Cherub Kid: Hai!
Jamie OD: You REALLY want this match to continue?
Cherub Kid: HAI!
Jamie OD: Outstanding! Let's take a little trip then! We're going to the Saturn Dome!
The No Rules match spilled outside of the arena, as Jamie and Cherub brawled with cameras following along.
The main event of the Preshow saw Eagleland Champion Magnum PT put his recently won belt on the line against Zodiac's Taurus. The powerhouse Taurus was dominant in the early goings, but Magnum PT continues to show experience beyond his years, and the 3rd Generation star rallied back and hit the Mustache Ride before the pin and defense, giving the charismatic new hero of Eagleland the big win, as he waved the Red, White, and Blue to end the Preshow.
We move from the 2nd Building to the big show, the Saturn Dome, where a fireworks and pyro display would kick off the start of Victory Explosion VII LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW!
The crowd was not only packed with fans, but wrestlers from other promotions, with five members of the once prominent Fourside Wrestling watching from the balcony seating. This was definitely the place to be for wrestling, and EBW and WAR wasted no time in presenting the first match...
Opening contest for the Pay Per View saw Bravest Division and Infinity Division tangle in a tag match, with the Reality Gangsters going against Randy no Kachi and Anwin. Exciting contest to start the show off with, as Anwin and RnK had the crowd on their side against the Bravest Division scoundrels. Late in the match Anwin tagged in RnK before going for the Static Splash. Ditch caught him and tossed him right into Randy. Randy caught him, but then they both ate the Bootlegger, with DZ knocking Randy's foot off the rope to steal the win for the Bravest Division amidst a chorus of boos.
The Bravest Division Champion Grind gave the Division a better name as he put the belt on the line against Subculture, leader of the Reality Gangsters, in a Ladder Match. The Lucha Blades star was at home in this extreme setting, with the ladder playing a role in most of his high risk offense, but this wasn't Subbie's first brawl either, and he countered a rolling lariat attempt and rolled Grind right into the ladder and used it to trap Grinds leg's and take his best moves away from him. DZ and Ditch came down to try and help, but Anwin and Randy no Kachi ran down to settle their score with the duo. Ditch climbed onto the ring apron and tried to take a swing at Grind, but the champ pulled out a signature spray can and tagged Ditch in the face. The match came down to the two climbing the ladder to grab the belt, as the broken ladder started to buckle. The ladder finally gave way, with Grind being able to jump to the cable holding his belt to grab it and retain, much to the dismay of the Reality Gangsters.
The little spitfire Little M's stood up to the challenge of the Valkyries, and agreed to go one on one with Lady Leo. Though M's is deaf, Leo was still unable to get the drop on her in the opening with a botched attack. The daughter of Tali and Trevor made her parents proud, first using a Rolling M's to take Leo down, but then moved to a Cross Armbreaker to force a submission and get the surprisingly dominant victory.
Little M's stayed ringside as her mother Lady M's rolled down the stage in epic fashion on his bike with Gemma and Opal of AGES in tow. The next match would see these three take on 2 of the Valkyries and a mystery partner. That partner turned out to be M's oldest nemesis, Alissa Flash...
Flash was in the Venus Pro match that lead to the change of this match, and now it could be seen that Flash was in cahoots with Zodiac the entire time, working with them to get the belt and return to her feud with Lady M's. This element added an unstable aspect to what turned into a hot brawl. Flash tried to play mind games with M's brawling on the outside, making the match in the ring more of a tag bout. Late in the match M's tried whipping Flash into her bike, but Flash countered and tossed her instead, before cuffing her to her own bike. Flash quickly climbed back onto the ring apron and tagged in to put the hurt on Gemma, hitting a Double Underhook Piledriver before getting the pin to win the match for the Valkyries. After the match Flash taunted M's until M's realized she could just hop onto the bike she was cuffed to and drove Flash and the Valkyries off.
The Infinity Division Championship was up next, with the Zodiac's Aries Hotlanta putting the title on the line against Switchback in a Table Match. Another intense title bout, with the table being used in various ways before being set up for the finish. Leo and Scorpio tried to run interference, but Bravest Division Champion Grind appeared on the scene to keep them at bay. Still, it appeared Hotlanta would take the match following a Bellerophon Bomb as he set the table up in the corner, but Switchback used the momentum of his roller blades to spin around and whip Hotlanta straight into the table giving him the win and the Infinity Division Champion. Grind and Switch back celebrated after the match, as Jet Set Future both found singles gold success.
The EBW Typhoon would come rolling in next, as they battled a disgruntled Team WAR in a first of its kind in EBW Flag Match. Typhoon acted as a solid unit, while KYO and Akinan were able to work well, but Troy didn't want to work with either one. Little Mac tried to get involved as well, but Swift gave him the POUNCE right into Mike who followed that up with the Black Ocean Sonoko Bomb, taking care of the outside interference. Several attempts were made for the flags, but both teams kept up strong defense. Late in the bout Troy demanded that KYO and Akinan get out of his way to get the flag. They complied and didn't lift a finger when Troy turned and faced all three members of Typhoon, who slammed him to the mat hard. Mike went to the other side of the ring to grab the WAR flag and went back to hold both flags, winning the match for EBW. The Alpha Beta raged after the match, as he his temper and unwillingness to cooperate continues to hamper his career. The EBW Typhoon continues to grow in strength with the big win for EBW.
We then cut to the back for a press event in the back, where Amy Angel was set to make her big announcement...
Amy Angel: Thank you for the time on this Pay Per View to make my big announcement. I've come to a decision, and it's been a long time coming. That's why I wanted EBW President w00t here, Ryan IQ, and my husband Tack Angel.
w00t: Hey Ry Ry, why you dressed like that?
Amy Angel: I'm getting to that w00t. I came into this business under false pretenses with the intent of revenge, but in the time I've been here I've fallen in love and through that love I've learned about things like honesty and forgiveness. Things I was never raised on, being in the Stuart family. My revenge made things bad for everyone, but I tried to make the most of it and make things better, but in the process my marriage was taking the hit, and I was losing my dearest friend. I have a child on the way, and I don't have an ounce of revenge in my body anymore. I've come to peace with the Mach family, and I would even go so far as to call them....friends. I sought out to do one thing, but what actually happened is much more meaningful, and now I have a new life and I want to start living it. That's why as I of right now I am resigning from my position as Executive in charge of WAR, and handing the reigns over to the real brains of the wrestling business.......Ryan IQ.
Tack Angel: What?!
w00t: What?!
Ryan IQ: Haha! Finally, someone gets the picture here. You know, for a loooong time I've kept my mouth shut and done my job, because financial stability is sort of my thing. However, I can't think of anything better than running the next big wrestling brand than myself, and taking it places EBW couldn't even dream of! I'm going to make it the bigger brand! The renegade brand everyone will want to see and be apart of! The best wrestling from all over the world, and the top talent mixed with the best up and comers!
Amy Angel: This all started as a Reckoning, that became Wrestle and Reckoning or WAR, but now it's time to abandon that name, that creed, and that concept once and for all.
Ryan IQ: It's actually very fitting that Team WAR lost the Flag Match tonight, as WAR dies as of this moment, and w00t, you'll have to deal with something completely different now!
w00t: What is this all about Ry Ry? Thought you were on my side here?
Ryan IQ: I stood by Trevor Mach, and I supported his decision to ultimately step down and appoint you, because not only was that good for him and his family, but it was good for me. All I had to do was wait for my moment to make a deal with our smart and sophisticated rival Amy Angel, and I, like her, have found a new lease on life. I'm going to take wrestling places it's never been and I'm going to be far more aggressive. Not because I have an axe to grind, or because I'm out to get you or be the "bad guy". It's not even entirely because I want to make money, but that's part of it....just not the whole thing. No, I want to do this because I LOVE wrestling. That's why it's time for WAR to evolve....into total full on......HAVOK!
w00t: .....Fine! Competition suits me! We'll see how you can handle the EBW President! The Genius!
Ryan IQ: Remember the name...Ryan IQ! May the best brand win! Tonight is a new beginning!
Tack Angel: Amy? Are you sure about this? I-
Amy Angel: Would have told me to do what I think is best because you trust me right?
Tack Angel: Well yeah!
Amy Angel: Trust me, this is what I want. We have a family to start Tack, and I can come up with plenty of others things I'd rather be doing then carrying on with a grudge that doesn't even exist anymore. Besides, I can't carry this kid in the middle of all the chaos Ryan IQ is about to create.
Ryan IQ: HAHAHA!
Tack Angel: Yikes.
Amy Angel: Tack, don't worry about any of this. You have something to do tonight, and I want you focused on that. Destroyer A has got to go. Be the hero I know you are and end the mistake I started please. One more thing Tack, nothing is stopping you from taking off that stupid and ridiculous costume. I got you something more.....you. Go out there as Tack Angel, not anybody else, and end Destroyer A.
Tack Angel: .....I will.
The cage was lowered during the announcement of the birth of Havok, for the Machismo Office offer match, where Amigo would attempt to shut up the critics and decisively beat the up and comer Simon Stuart. The match was set to take place in a cage with the time limit removed, and while the cage played a part with Amigo's vicious streak showing, the time limit wouldn't make a difference as Stuart blind sided Amigo with a rolling elbow that clocking Amigo straight on the jaw and knocked him out. The Shoot Club were astonished as Amigo lay flat. Simon Stuart has gone from the Eagleland Championship and Euro-Continental Champion to Macho Hero Grand Champion!
Backstage, cameras finally caught up with Jamie OD and Cherub Kid. Jamie was gassing hard, looking frustrated that he couldn't keep Cherub Kid down. Finally, he grabbed a light fixture and tossed it at Cherub, knocking him down and setting him up for a final Penalty Kick that knocked Cherub Kid out. Jamie demanded that the ref count the pin, giving him the win, but not the demoralizing loss that OD was looking to hand to the kid.
Jamie OD: Oi! *huff puff* You damn crazy kid! Learn how to stay the hell down! *huff puff* You know you're a mess when I'm calling you crazy! AHAHAHA! Let me tell you something while you're asleep in lala land. If you EVER come after me again.....I'll make DAMN SURE you don't get back up. AHAHAHAHAHA! *huff puff* Someone get me some water dammit!
Tack Angel would have to look passed his protege's defeat to defend his family, his brand, and his honor against the man responsible for the ignition of WAR, Destroyer A. The silent and deadly DA stood motionless in the ring as Tack Angel came out in new merch to the roar of the enormous crowd.
Tack's held titles all his career, and currently holds two tag belts, but this battle was more personal and pushed him beyond his limits in this David and Goliath showdown. DA was in firm control with his brutal attacks, and ability to absorb kick after kick from the master of kicks. DA responded with an effortless chokeslam, but like Cherub Kid, Tack refused to stay down. DA slammed Tack repeatedly but couldn't keep him down. The Destroyer dragged Tack to the corner and tried to strangle the life of him, but Tack fought out of it and let the kicks fly even harder, even going high risk with the TaToBa Kick to take the big man off his feet followed by a rare Angel Moonsault, but DA refused to stay down as well. Tack rallied with the fans to manage an Angel Driver but only got the 2 count. He clutched his wrist for another Angel Driver, also only received a 2 count. Finally he dusted off the super rare once a year Wrist Clutch Heaven Driver, finally keeping DA down for the 1-2-3. Tack Angel won the big match and defended his family from Destroyer A once and for all.
We then went to the back for an interview with the participants of tonight's main event...
Nerma: It's almost showtime for these three men, the three best in the sport today. Firebrand X the EBW World Champion, Camilo Ortega the former Champion, and Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius the would be Champion. All three of these men claim to be Kings in some right, but tonight they will battle to determine the true King. It doesn't get any bigger than this as far as Victory Explosion main events go. This might just be the biggest. All three men are ready, I've learned I don't have to ask that, but I do want to ask what your thoughts are on this match. What does it mean to you? What does victory mean for you?
Nikky: I'll go first obviously! This win is just another part of my destiny. My future is golden, and I will rise to the top, ushering in a Golden Age for wrestling as the EBW World Champion. I've said it all before, and you've been privileged to hear it all again. My motivation is destiny. I will be the King of Wrestling. I am the King.
Camilo Ortega: My journey walking the path of Heaven has taken me many places, and win or lose tonight, the path will continue in a new unknown direction. However, I don't intend to lose. I don't know how to lose anymore. I took that loss from Firebrand and I learned from it. I can't allow it to happen again. My shoulders will never be pinned to EBW's mat for the 3-Count ever again. I have a lot I could say. I have a lot I could reference from my Grandmother.....but I won't. There is time for talk and time for action. It's time for action. It's time for victory.
Firebrand X: I walked in the EBW World Champion. I will walk out the EBW World Champion. I respect Camilo Ortega, but EBW exists in my reality now. The reality of the Firebrand. The phoenix will continue to rise, and everyone in my way.....will get burned.
Nerma: That's how it is. Three hungry fighters who all believe that only one of them can thrive in EBW. Who will rise above and claim the title of best of the best? You'll find out tonight!
The ultimate grudge match of the last half year has come to a breaking point between Sal Paradise and Trevor Mach. The personal animosities, twists, and turns have lead up to this first time ever singles battle between two "burnouts" according to Paradise, who believes that they are the last two rats and one more devour the other. Sal came out first, but stood his ground on the ramp waiting for Trevor. Mach stood above him in his entrance gear showing no fear, holding the titles up and looking passed Sal to the ring. He brushed by his rival and walked to the ring, Sal tried to blindside him, but Trevor turned around and the two traded blows and rolled down the steps of the stage as they threw kicks and punches. The chaos erupted outside the ring, but finally found its way in the ring to officially start the bout. Nothing fancy about this bout as the two hit hard and hit often. The grappling wouldn't lead to fancy counters and reversals, but more hard slams and hits with the intention to hurt and hurt badly. Sal and Trevor traded head butts, with Sal getting the advantage after re breaking Trevor's nose and lifting him up for a dangerous Piledriver, with the intent to damage the neck and head. On a pin attempt Trevor caught Sal with the Triangle Choke and nearly blacked him out, but Sal reached the ropes. The heated battle continued with Sal once again taking over, hitting the Paradise Lost Brainbuster, but Trevor fell outside of the ring and avoided the pin. Sal went outside to get him, but Trevor caught him with the pull in Mach Shoot and whipped him into the steps before dragging him back into the match for the 2 count. The vicious back and forth had the fans on their feet and the hatred both men had for each other was oh so obvious as they spit blood at each other in the center of the ring. Sal looked to end the career of Mach with a Paradise Lost Brainbuster with intention to cripple, but Trevor escaped and dusted off his old finisher the Trevorplex! He followed it up with Shining Black, but Sal refused to stay down once again. The bloody Sal got to his knees and lifted his hands to flip Trevor the bird. Trevor responded in kind and landed a big Macha Ye before finally scoring the 1-2-3! Trevor Mach won the war with Sal Paradise at Victory Explosion VII. After the match, Trevor grabbed a mic.
Trevor Mach: Hey Sal......last....rat....standing! BOOSH!
It's been said many times, but few times has it meant so much. It was now main event time, as EBW World Champion Firebrand X put the title on the line against both former champion Camilo Ortega and Zodiac leader Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius. Months and months of build has lead up to the moment when the true King would be crowned. The true best of the best. While Nikky came in on a golden throne hoisted by the Zodiac, Firebrand and Camilo came out to their usual entrances, nothing flashy for the two men defined by their wrestling. This 3-way match would go down as one of the biggest and best contests in Victory Explosion history, as all three men put it all on the line. The match started with Camilo and Firebrand turning to Nikky, going for the double team and taking him out of the ring. Camilo and Firebrand went at it like they had at Last Clash, but turned up even higher. They went back and forth on the mat during the early stages of the match. The crowd chanted for both men as they circled each other before going at it again. Firebrand set up for a dive a few minutes later, but Ortega got out of the way and tried to hit a lariat, that Firebrand too got out of the way, before taking Ortega down with a headscissors. Camilo quickly recovered and floored Firebrand with a knee lift before going to work back on the ground, but Firebrand countered and the two escaped any damaging submissions. They scrambled to their feet as the crowd applauded. As they faced off, Nikky jumped from the apron to the ropes and floored both men, trying to pin one and then the other to no avail. He showed his tenacity in the match as well going toe to toe with both him, and managed to his the Cradle Piledriver on the champ, but Camilo stopped the pin attempt and floored Nikky with an STO just as Firebrand was getting back up to hit Camilo with the Crash Fire Buster. All the big moves hit slowed the bout down considerably, but they recovered as the fans grew louder and louder. Late in the match Firebrand and Camilo had worn down while Nikky played it smart and conserved for the late game. While the ref wasn't looking he thumbed Camilo in the eye when he was going for the finish attempt and followed it up with the Golden Arrow Cradle Piledriver, but only managed a 2-Count. Nikky looked frustrated, but laughed it off as Firebrand crawled to his feet and tried to grab at him. Zodiac's leader stomped away at Firebrand's face till the signature mask started to chip and smash apart. He picked him up looking to hit the Golden Arrow to end the reign of the champ, but Firebrand suddenly came to life and snapped off the Crash Fire Buster and held on tight for the pin attempt and the 1-2-3! Firebrand snatched victory from the clutches of Nikky and the Zodiac to retain his title in the biggest match of his career.
Nikky Sagittarius had to be dragged away by Zodiac, while Camilo simply nodded to Firebrand and left the ring. The ring was filled with supporters as the fireworks went off and Firebrand X hoisted his EBW World Championship. It truly is a new reality for EBW, the reality of Firebrand X.
Victory Explosion VII Preshow in Saturn City
Saturn City
The EBW Network
2,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Bravest Infinity Royale: Bolshoi vs. Fighter Daron vs. Ultimo Tiger vs. Blue Lightning vs. Picasso Priest vs. Antonio Daman vs. Onisuiken vs. Doctor Degrees
Winner: Picasso Priest (13:09)
2. Animus Division Championship: Flying Man(c) beat Guardian Digger (10:01) via Count Out -> 2nd Defense
3. Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) beat Taurus (6:59) via Mustache Ride -> Pin -> 1st Defense
Victory Explosion VII
Saturn Dome, Saturn City
Pay Per View
55,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Bravest Division vs. Infinity Division Tag: DZ/Ditch[o] beat Anwin/Randy no Kachi[x] (7:22) via the Bootlegger -> Pin
2. Bravest Division Championship Ladder: Grind(c) beat Subculture (9:02) via Title Grab -> 1st Defense
3. Women's Singles: Little M's beat Lady Leo (4:09) via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission
4. 6-Woman Tag: Lady Sagittarius/Lady Scorpio/Alissa Flash[o] beat Lady M's/Gemma[x]/Opal (8:30) via Double Underhook Piledriver -> Pin
5. Infinity Division Championship Table: Switchback beat Hotlanta(c) (9:04) via Table Break -> 32nd Generation Infinity Division Champion!
6. 6-Man Tag EBW vs. WAR Flag Match: EBW Typhoon (Kinniku Mike/Swift/Chu Chu) beat Team WAR (Troy/KYO/Akinan) (10:08) via Flag Get!
7. Macho Hero Grand Championship Shoot Rules Cage: Simon Stuart beat Amigo(c) (8:55) via KO -> 2nd Generation Macho Hero Grand Champion!
8. No Rules: Jamie OD beat Cherub Kid (?:??) via Penalty Kick
9. Singles: Tack Angel beat Destroyer A (14:09) via Wrist Clutch Heaven Driver -> Pin
10. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Sal Paradise (13:11) via Macha Ye -> Pin
11. EBW World Championship 3-Way: Firebrand X(c) beat Camilo Ortega and Nikky[x] (28:22) via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin -> 2nd Title Defense
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Announcer: And now with the post Victory Explosion VII breakdown, let's take it to Nerma in the EBW Network News Center!
Nerma: Thanks disembodied voice that still horrifies me to my core! Victory Explosion VII was a complete success, both in the attendance and early pay per view buyrates. We saw some big wins, and some big losses. We haven't been able to get a word from Camilo Ortega or Nikky, but we did manage to get a word with Sal Paradise as he was on his way out of the building. Roll the footage!
Retro Hippie: Sal! Sal! Can we get a-
Sal Paradise: Dammit! Can't I just be left alone for FIVE MINUTES!? What do you want from me?! Get the hell away fro me!
Retro Hippie: But Sal I need to-
Sal Paradise: You see THIS is why I have a chip on my shoulder! Shit like this! I spilled blood out in that ring! I took significant brain trauma in that ring! It's never enough for you people! You want more more MORE MORE MORE!
Retro Hippie: I'm just trying to get your thoughts on the loss to Trevor Mach and your future with-
Sal Paradise: Loss?! You call that a LOSS?! I'm still standing! I'm still here! You think I care about getting my shoulders pinned to the mat!? I don't care about wins or losses. I don't care about the accolades of wrestling. I don't care about the big money I'm being paid because people apparently love a good "villain". All I care about is PUTTING TREVOR MACH'S HEAD ON A PIKE....and.....that's what I'm going to do. Nothing's over. I checked the website, they said the war was over....WAR? You haven't seen anything yet. Nothing's over.
Nerma: Victory Explosion VII, saw EBW continue to rise, while both WAR and Zodiac fell, but for two very different reasons. We have learned that Amy Angel has finally put aside the struggle against EBW, but in the ashes of the revolution is Havok! Ryan IQ has broken away from EBW and his Vice Presidency to take over the former WAR, evolving it into Havok, the "escalation of professional wrestling" as Ryan IQ put it. Apparently even before VE VII, Ryan IQ went to work recreating the former XP Zone, and building the new Havok brand.
Nerma: Ryan IQ gave us a small peak into his new revolution, showing off the logo of EBW's new rival promotion, and with the unveiling came two announcements. First, Ryan IQ has successfully performed a trade with President w00t, bringing the Bravest Division to Havok in trade of the Infinity Division which will return home to the EBW brand. Second, will see the WAR titles replaced with new Havok titles, including the new Havok Television Championship. These little tidbits come with the promise of even bigger surprises and announcements on the eve of the post Victory Explosion VII Xcite that will.....wait....what's that?
Hater: Nyah! Sorry honey, but we're getting some huge news coming in! Apparently, a coalition lead by EBW World Champion Firebrand X has tracked down the base of Zodiac called Sanctuary. Firebrand is looking to end the war with Zodiac once and for all, and with the masked invaders on the ropes it looks like it's now or never.
Nerma: Well what are we waiting for?! Cut to the feed!
Announcer: Firebrand X is leading the troops to Zodiac's Sanctuary, and Harvey Refman and Mo are apparently with them with the intention of a Wild Style elimination of Zodiac! The men, women, and human-ish animals of EBW and now Havok are taking the fight back to the enemy! Let's take you there live!
Tack Angel: No wonder we never found them before! It's all the way out here in the desert!
Trevor Mach: Ha! This place doesn't look so big and bad to me! Let's evict these jackasses.
Kinniku Mike: About damn time! Uuuuu!
Lady M's: What's the plan? We smoking them out? I brought enough gas to light this place up and-
Tack Angel: Tali no! I already told Trevor no fire!
Lady M's: When did you start listening to Tack?
Trevor Mach: Hey....when DID I start listening to Tack?! That's gotta stop, let me just find a lighter.
Firebrand X: We're fighting our way in, remember?
Trevor Mach: Oh yeah, that's much better!
Lady M's: I agree.
Firebrand X: This is a mess I was apart of, but it has no place in the new reality.
Trevor Mach: Lead the way brah! You got this!
Tack Angel: Harvey.....Mo....try to stay back, this could get ugly.
Mo: We're here to do our jobs. You're going to have Wild Style, you need someone to officiate.
Harvey Refman: ...What she said basically. We're with you.
Kinniku Mike: Here they come.
Taurus: What do you think you're doing here!?
Firebrand X: I'm going to defeat Sagittarius.
Trevor Mach: Obviously! Gah!
Firebrand X: Step aside Taurus.....give it up.
Taurus: Not a chance. You'll have to go through me.
Firebrand X: We'll do what we have to and-
Flying Man: Look out! He's not alone!
Tack Angel: Flying Man? What are you doing here?
Flying Man: I'm here to stand by you all. We have to give hope back to the people, and to do that we must vanquish Zodiac.
Trevor Mach: Ha! Spoken like the true physical manifestation of courage brought out of Ness's psyche.....that is your origin right?
Lady M's: He's right, Hotlanta's up on the cliff over there.
Firebrand X: That's not Hotlanta anymore.......Aries...
Flying Man: I'll take on Aries!
Kinniku Mike: And I've got Taurus. The Typhoon's gonna roll right over you big man! Uuuu! The rest of you go on ahead!
Firebrand X: Let's go.
Trevor Mach: Lead the way.
Hotlanta: ......
Flying Man: You betrayed everything and everyone, and this is where it ends Aries. You're branded a traitor, and now you have to live with that!
Taurus: Bring it on Kinniku!
Mike Kinniku: Gladly! Uuuuu!
Tack Angel: Whew....quite a bit of stairs. How much further?
Firebrand X: Not far....try to keep up.
Tack Angel: Right. Hey Tali, where is Trevor?
Lady M's: .....Look down there.
Trevor Mach: *Huff Puff* Damn these stairs! I-I-ugh!
Tack Angel: Trevor, get up man.
Trevor Mach: Gee Tack, maybe you didn't get your head kicked in at Victory Explosion, but I did and I'm just a LITTLE sore and tired! Ugh....wait up I'm up I'm up. Stupid never ending stairs.
Lady Sagittarius: Well look who we have here!
Lady M's: I was expecting that bitch Flash.....you seen her?
Lady Sagittarius: She was a hired gun, nothing more.
Lady M's: That's a shame. With her, you might have stood a chance.
Firebrand X: You got this M's?
Lady M's: Naturally.
Mo: 3-on-1?
Lady M's: ....I've dealt with worse.
Lady Sagittarius: I don't need Leo or Scorpio, I'll finish you myself.
Lady M's: Your funeral.
Trevor Mach: Good luck babe!
Tack Angel: You're not staying?
Trevor Mach: She's got this, and we've got work to do. Not like she's a pregnant green hair or anything.
Tack Angel: Hey!
Trevor Mach: What? She IS pregnant and she has GREEN HAIR!
Firebrand X: You guys coming?
Trevor Mach: I don't know about you guys, but I'm jacked up for this!
Tack Angel: Of course.
Trevor Mach: I swear, if I have to go up ANOTHER flight of stairs I'm going to-
Tack Angel: No stairs Trev.
Trevor Mach: Oh great!
Tack Angel: But, we've got a ladder.
Trevor Mach: Always the fine print with you!
Firebrand X: Scorpio....Leo....
Leo: You're not getting by us.
Trevor Mach: This knee that's going to your face says otherwise! We kind of have the numbers advantage here. Tell em' Harvey!
Harvey Refman: Eh?
Scorpio: Don't forget, I still have your belt.
Tack Angel: Keep it! WAR is done for, and that belt goes with it.
Trevor Mach: Do you guys not have cable out here? Internet? Man, this place sucks! Anyways, let's cut to the chase. I see two of you, and I see Justice 87 ready to bust some skulls!
Tack Angel: I don't bust skulls much, but I get what you're saying. Stick around Harvey, cause we've got a Wildstyle Tag match brewing.
Firebrand X: That just leaves me....and Sagittarius.....now step aside.
Leo: .....Do it.
Scorpio: He will stop you this time. He is the chosen one.
Firebrand X: The only thing he's been chosen for is to be defeated at my hands.
Trevor Mach: Go get him Firebrand!
Tack Angel: Good luck.
Firebrand X: *Nod*
Trevor Mach: Let's do this!
Nikky: YOU! How did you get in here?!
Firebrand X: You knew this was coming. You knew I was coming.
Nikky: You will pay for your insults to me! You'll pay for taking my destiny from me! I am Nikky "The Golden"!
Firebrand X: You are DONE! Today this ends! The destiny was always mine, and I took it without Zodiac. I grabbed it with my own hands and made it a reality. In this reality, you're finished. I challenge you here and now to a Wildstyle match.....loser leaves.
Nikky: You don't have a referee! How are we supposed to-
Firebrand X: I Quit match....you don't need a referee to quit.
Nikky: Fine! Seal your doom! I'll prove I'm the best! I AM SAGITTARIUS!
Firebrand X: Come on......Come on......COME ON!
Trevor Mach: Ugh...Tack...it's happening again.
Tack Angel: What is?
Trevor Mach: The walls are like all melting and wavy and stuff. It's psychedelic.
Tack Angel: I think you've taken one to many hits to the head.
Trevor Mach: You're telling me you don't see this? *Bop!*
Tack Angel: Ow! Why did you.....oh wait....yeah...I totally see it now. COOL!
Trevor Mach: I know right!?
Scorpio: Die!
Trevor Mach: Not today pal!
*SMAAAAAAASH!*
Leo: Time to clip the Angel's wings!
Tack Angel: Not to....well....not ever! Hyah!
*SMAAAAAAASH!*
Nikky: AH! Don't let me fall!
Demonbrand: But you ripped off the mask.....BIG MISTAKE! HE wouldn't allow it, but ME! I think it sounds like justice!
Nikky: Please! No! I Quit! You hear me?! I QUIT!
Harvey Refman: I heard him! Winner Fir-Demonbrand!
Gemma: Firebrand NO!
Demonbrand: Gemma. What are you-
Gemma: I came to stop you from making a huge mistake! You've defeated Zodiac! You've won! Don't go down this path! Don't stoop to their level! Don't let him go! Please! The Demon does NOT control you! I know you can hear me. Save him....be the better man.
Demonbrand: Be....the better man....
Firebrand X: ....The better man.
Nikky: ....*sigh*......I am....defeated....my empire crumbles...the Golden Age....it would have been glorious.
Firebrand X: This isn't the "Golden Age" and it never will be. This is my reality, and you're just living in it.
The War in Sanctuary
Zodiac Sanctuary, Dusty Dunes Desert
The EBW Network
1. Wild Style Singles: Kinniku Mike beat Taurus (?:??) via Black Typhoon Sonoko Bomb -> Pin
2. Wild Style Singles: Flying Man beat Hotlanta (?:??) via Chickenwing Neckbreaker -> Pin
3. Wild Style Women's Singles: Lady M's beat Lady Sagittarius (?:??) via Rolling M's -> Submission
4. Wild Style Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel beat Scopio[x]/Leo (?:??) via Macha Ye -> Pin
5. Wild Style Loser Leaves I Quit: Firebrand X beat Nikky "The Golden" Sagittarius (?:??) via Nikky Surrender -> Nikky Leaves
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Announcer: EBW and the brand new revolution known as Havok will kick off the new era post Victory Explosion VII with some big action and big changes.
Announcer: Ryan IQ has promised the "Escalation of Professional Wrestling" with Havok, and fully intends to "fire the first shot" in a brand war with EBW, citing that Havok will bring the change that wrestling needs, and in the process remind EBW what real competition feels like. Ryan IQ is busting out his own checkbook, renovating the former XP Zone which is now going to called the "Danger Zone".....nice. Ryan IQ was at the scene of the construction site, with Tack Angel and Simon Stuart, who were there to show solidarity and support despite the loss of Amy Angel as the head of brand. Kyo was there too....no one is sure why....but it was creepy. It was at this point that Ryan IQ promised that a big move was in the works that would shake up both promotions, and that a merger was being talked about. He also announced that he is doing away with the Xperience name to break away from the old and bring about the new. Chaos TV will be the new name of the brand's flagship show, and they promise to showcase any and every style of wrestling to present the best wrestling period for the fans. Ryan IQ is certainly pulling out all the stops for the big debut of Havok. EBW on the other hand is reeling from recent moves. It got the Infinity Division back for the Bravest Division, but the top of the roster and the mid card has been depleted. The brand conflict and the departure of Zodiac make this all too clear, but President w00t has a plan. He believes it's time to get back to EBW's roots before it can be taken to the next level. That is why some of EBW's legendary wrestlers are apparently set to return on the next Xcite to compete against new comers who will be EBW's next generation. We've also learned that EBW is getting the Animus Division to bolster Xcite and bring this hot new property to the network's flagship. This comes as Ryan IQ promises to innovate is his own way and capture a market begging for crossover appeal, whatever that means. In any case, Xcite is stacking the deck in the first week of this new era, with three championships on the line. The Infinity Division Champion will immediately face a challenge in an opening 3-Way, while Magnum PT will put his Eagleland Championship on the line against Typhoon's Chu Chu. The main event will see a 3-Team Tag Championship match, with the battered and bruised Justice 87 going up against EBW Typhoon, and Shoot Club. A heated main event to say the least. Plus, we'll hear from both EBW World Champion Firebrand X and Camilo Ortega regarding the future. All of this and more, on what promises to be a game changing Xcite.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
1. EBW Infinity Division Championship "Welcome Back Infinity": Switchback(c) vs. Bolshoi vs. Antonio Daman
2. Tag: Debut Team vs. Returning Legends
3. Singles: Debut vs. Returning Legend
4. EBW Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) vs. Chu Chu
5. EBW Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Swift vs. Amigo/Noah Jennings
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It's the beginning of a new era on the EBW Network, as a post Zodiac EBW is looking to move forward with President w00t leading a new direction against the "Escalation of Professional Wrestling" Havok. The show opened with EBW's Champions and Camilo Ortega standing around the ring as President w00t addressed the crowd.
w00t: Welcome everyone to the start of a new era in EBW. I stand alone as President, with the Vice President having taken over as the representative of the new Havok group, but I want to assure you all that I, the genius that I am, have everything under control. Throughout all the uncertainty and shakeups, I have made sure that EBW will not only survive, but thrive, with new overseas deals, merchandising, and of course some brand new talent as well as returning legends. We have the Infinity Division back home where it belongs, and the Animus Division is going to have a home here to bolster our ranks further, PLUS some trades from Havok. I have resurrected the former EBW World Championship, and upgraded the design as a symbol that we're getting back to our roots so that we can evolve to higher places! We're got the big names, the best names, and the up and coming talent here and now. We're unhindered by the past and by Zodiac, and we will give you the best and show Havok why EBW has been going strong and getting stronger everyday since 2006. Without further ado, let me introduce the EBW Wor-
Camilo Ortega: Hold it, Mr. President......if I may?
w00t: Oh of course!
Camilo Ortega: I stand here a man without a contract, and with the EBW World Championship. I have walked the path of Heaven, yet I am not yet a King or ruler. I told you, Firebrand X, and the fans that I had made a decisions regarding my future and my destiny. And the thing is today was the last day of my EBW contract, and I had told you, w00t, that I had decided to stay with the company. However... something hit me once the main event was done. Once I went to the locker room and took a shower, I looked myself at the mirror. Everything came to me at once: my hours practicing at Judo dojos and pro wrestling academies, all the advices from my Grandmother, when I decided to sign a developmental contract with FSW, my title reigns, my battles at Maelstrom, and no matter what... NO MATTER WHAT! I still have to be under the shadow of THOSE two, Trevor Mach and Tack Angel. Main events, segments, and internet reports. I had to fight for my exposure under the shadow of Justice 87. Maybe I was too naive, but I thought that having the caliber of athletes such as Nikky, Firebrand X, or me at the main event of Victory Explosion things were going to change. But there were you again, in the spotlight, even there during Firebrand’s moment. I’ve had enough of this. I know now that the path of Heaven I’m walking on isn’t here..Know now that I won’t be under your shadow anymore, know that from this day I will make my own destiny and build a legacy with my hands, and the ones of others who are tired of this big, fat travesty.......I-QUIT!!
w00t: Wait....Camilo wait!
Camilo Ortega stormed out of the ring silence and a smattering of boos as he also ripped up his new contract. The EBW World Champion followed Camilo to the back.
Firebrand X: Ortega stop.
Camilo Ortega: Don't try to stop me Firebrand.
Firebrand X: I won't. I have no intention of getting in your way. I just want to know why.
Camilo Ortega: I told you, my destiny is elsewhere.
Firebrand X: It's not like you to blame others.
Camilo Ortega: You don't know.....nobody does.
Firebrand X: I guess it's true, the lure of the EBW World Championship can taint even the purest souls.
Camilo Ortega: Believe what you want, but my destiny lies in a new direction, no longer under the shadow Tack or Tre-
Firebrand X: I see or feel no shadow bearing over you or me. I see the two of us having ruled EBW for the last year. I see myself with the EBW World Championship. I saw myself winning the main event of Victory Explosion VII, and I stopped Zodiac with my own hands. I see no shadow in my reality.
Camilo Ortega: Please, continue to hold that belt with pride and honor. That's all I can ask, and all that I'm going to say on this matter any further. I respect you Firebrand, above all others, you have earned my respect. We will meet again.
Firebrand X: .....Until then.
Xcite was already off to a crazy start when the first match got under way, a 3-Way for Infinity Division Championship, back home on Xcite. Switchback won the title in impressive fashion over Hotlanta, and came into the area to a heroes' reception, with opponents Bolshoi and Daman also showing respect in the beginning of this high flying free for all. Finish came when Daman used a top rope legdrop bulldog on Bolshoi, only for the champ to catch him with a rolling spin DDT for the 1-2-3. Exciting return for the Infinity Division and a great win for the champ.
The next encounter would see the first of the debuts and returns matches, with a debuting tag team from 3'dPW called the Overworked Accountants Zombie Bob and Zombie Andy were set to battle legends. Hater tried to get a word with the working stiffs, but to no avail, as they moaned like the dead, although one could be heard whispering to the other one about keeping up the act. Suddenly, the legend team came out to a big ovation...
Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny, the killer duo from Edo returned to reignite the tag team division in EBW. They made short work of the lumbering comedy duo, with Green Destiny hitting the Emerald Frosion to win it all. After the match Hater tried to interview them, but they were even less talkative than the zombies. Typical of the duo who have returned to EBW.
After that match the EBW audience was introduced to the next newcomer by the name of Iga. Not much was known about the newcomer, but Nerma tried to go in and get a word.
Nerma: Nerma here with the newcomer Iga, who is looking to make a big impact tonight, taking on a legend of the past. Why don't you introduce yourself to us Iga.
Iga: Well the name is Iga of course, and wrestling is in my blood. I've been to Euroland and Edo, working on my skills in the ring. The current EBW World Champion is well versed in the art of switching styles on the fly, and I'm proud to say I can do the same, switching from stiff strikes to Euroland catch-as-catch can just like that. I'd also like to say that-
Nerma: *Gasp!*
Nerma: Ness! You're back!
Ness: ......
Iga: Ness! I get to wrestle the EBW OG tonight? That's going to be a big honor I have to say. I've got a lot of respect for you and your work in that ring, and I won't take you lightly.
Ness: .....*nod*
Nerma: Ness is the Silent Protagonist once again? What a startling development! Ness, the EBW original, the first EBW World Champion, the man who first defeated Giygas has come BACK to EBW!
The crowd exploded with the return of Ness, who wrestled the newcomer Iga in a very entertaining back and forth match. Iga was new, but he was no rookie, adapting well to the big time situation, and showing off his ability to flow from Edo to Euro style seamlessly. Ness was still Ness, meaning one of the best, and his time away from the ring seemed to make him even better, lighter on his feet, and more explosive in his moves. He escaped a German attempt by Iga to land his new Rockin Bomber Alpha finisher, a powerbomb to facebuster, to score the win. Iga looked good in defeat however, and the newcomer was helped up and silently congratulated by Ness for the great match. The crowd chanted wildly for Ness and the silent again protagonist left as quickly as he appeared.
Backstage EBW Typhoon was already busy giving the press the business...
Kinniku Mike: We're the real live shit, you hear me? We're the best EBW has ever seen! I'm a former EBW and EWGP Champion! Swift is a former champ too! Chu Chu is a future champ in the making. We're got the credentials, and we've got out deadly delicious duo of ladies at our side. We're the EBW Typhoon, and tonight is the start of our take over of the tag-
Amigo: Hold it Mike, stop running your mouth and listen to me.
Kinniku Mike: Well if it isn't glass jaw Amigo. I saw Stu drop you like a sack of potatoes at VE.
Swift: That shit was Hilarious! >:C
Amigo: I DON'T HAVE A GLASS JAW! The kid was cheating, and I want a rematch, only for SOME reason I'm not getting it! I'm just too legitimate for the pretenders! I have a strong jaw dammit!
Kinniku Mike: You don't have a strong jaw OR strong tits! Uuuuuu!
Amigo: I was the greatest champion in our sport, and the influence that the Shoot Club is going to have on wrestling isn't stopping just because I got screwed! Noah, and I are going to take you down, and we're going take Justice 87 down tonight and take the EBW Tag Team Championships. We make that main event legitimate. Tell them Noah.
Noah Jennings: Do you know who I am? Do you know who was left off the Victory Explosion card because how dangerous he is? Former 4-Time Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings! I am legitimate, and I have a strong chin!
Amigo: Just like me!
Noah Jennings: Uhh....yeah. We're getting that belt tonight for ourselves, and for my mentor Daisuke Saito.
Amigo: My mentor!
Noah Jennings: Our mentor, Daisuke Saito!
Kinniku Mike: I'm going to shatter your dreams tonight, Noah, and I'm going to shatter your glass jaw Amigo. Uuuuuu!
A night already full of controversy, debuts, returns, and departures, got even more crazy during the Eagleland Championship bout. The patriotic Magnum PT put the symbol of Eagleland pride on the line against Chu Chu in a great match up. During the match three men were seen at ringside, holding flags from different countries. Two of the men were recognized as an unmasked Ultimo Tiger, and Hashim Al-Singh, while the third man was unknown. Late in the match as PT was going for the mustache ride, the three men rushed the ring and attacked both men resulting in a No Contest finish. Amidst the chorus of boos the former Ultimo Tiger tossed both the Eagleland flag and the Eagleland championship on the mat, then grabbed a mic.
Stephen Collins: For those of you who don't know, I Stephen Collins, the former Ultimo Tiger. I have taken off the mask and revealed myself so I can deliver this message to all of you. I am from Euroland, and we are superior in every way, shape, and form to the disgusting and depraved here in Eagleland. I couldn't grin and bear it anymore, seeing this joke of a country being put on a pedestal and housing the greatest wrestling promotion in the world. EBW belongs somewhere more sophisticated, WITHOUT sleazy, "patriotic", slobs like the Eagleland Champion Magnum PT! We're not going to take this anymore, and the Global Invasion on Eagleland and EBW has begun. Hashim Al-Singh from Scaraba can take no more either, and has joined me here for the invasion. The man on my other side you would know if the unwashed of Eagleland would....hey....DON'T BOO THE TRUTH! You're not even listening to me. You just can't accept that you're not the best. Eagleland has the worst fans, the stupidest fans in the world! This man competed for his mother country Czechengrad at the recent Olympics in free style wrestling! He's the older brother of one Fighter Daron, and he's sick to death of red, white, and blue waving Eaglelanders! Yvgeny Daronofsky, is tired of his country being painted as the bad guys, just because of the fact that YES communism is a thing. Maybe they are right and you are WRONG! You ever think of that? No, because you're too stupid. Our Global Invasion will cleanse the unwashed masses, and enlighten you mouth breathers about what a true wrestler, athlete, and sportsman really is.
A crazy night would reach a fevered pitch in the main event as Justice 87 put the tag titles on the line against EBW Typhoon, and the Shoot Club. In the audience, former AGES Twin Rings of Saturn Champions Fungus, and Biff were looking on, making it clear earlier in the night online that they were looking for their rematch for the belts. Amazing action from both teams, with Mike nearly taking the belts with a Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb, on both Tack and Trevor, but Amigo assured the champs wouldn't be pinned by his heated rival, but by him. Amigo and Mike both tried to pin a member of the champion team only for them to both kick out at 2.9 in a heart stopping moment. Just when you thought the night couldn't get crazier, late in the match Noah suddenly turned on his Shoot Club partner, and decked Amigo forcing him to the mat, where Trevor Mach shrugged and capitalized with a Macha Ye and the pin. Justice 87 made the successful defense, and Noah Jennings turned on Amigo, with Daisuke Saito seemingly approving. After the match Trevor and Tack both backed up to the stage, where suddenly Ryan IQ appeared...
Ryan IQ: I want to congratulate Justice 87 on proving why they are the best tag team, and they as a team are money that can NOT be passed up under any circumstances. This is me firing the first shot EBW, as I would like to announce that Havok has signed one of the biggest names in the business today.....Trevor Mach.
The crowd went nuts as Trevor celebrated the announcement.
Trevor Mach: Hey hey! Fun surprise eh guys?! You all know I love a challenge, and Havok is going to be where my next challenge lies. I chose w00t as the President, and I think he's doing a great job, but Ryan IQ stayed loyal to me when he had multiple chances to stab me in the back. I'm going to return the favor. Besides, they called Havok the "Escalation of Professional Wrestling". Doesn't that sound like fun?! I do love escalation! BOOSH!
Ryan IQ: With that I would like to announce that Justice 87 will be relinquishing the EBW Tag Team Championship belts.....because they are being crowned the first ever Havok Tag Team Champions! Catch this duo at their new home with the Havok brand this week on the first episode of Chaos TV! Make the change folks! Join the escalation!
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
2,015 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. EBW Infinity Division Championship "Welcome Back Infinity": Switchback(c) beat Bolshoi and Antonio Daman[x] (10:02) via Rolling Spin DDT -> Pin -> 1st Defense
2. Tag: Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny[o] beat Zombie Andy/Zombie Bob[x] (4:38) via Emerald Frosion -> Pin
3. Singles: Ness beat Iga (6:50) via Rockin Bomber Alpha -> Pin
4. EBW Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) vs. Chu Chu (10:19) No Contest
5. EBW Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)[o]/Tack Angel(c) beat Kinniku Mike/Swift and Amigo[x]/Noah Jennings (15:50) via Macha Ye -> Pin -> 4th Defense <- Titles Relinquished
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Announcer: EBW and Havok go to war starting this week as part of this new era for the EBW Network, and the first shot fired by Havok has already been felt. Trevor Mach, the long standing stalwart of EBW has decided to join the "Escalation" and side with Havok. In the process, Justice 87 laid down the EBW Tag Team Championships to be crowned the first ever Havok Tag Team Champions. The loss has resonated throughout the company, but President w00t has shown resolve. During a press conference, w00t had this to say about the current events.
w00t: The future is still looking bright for EBW. One man is never the core of a company, it always lies with the entire group to keep things running and entertain the fans with the best sport on the planet. We've got the strongest roster. We've got the newcomers, and we've got the legends. Havok might be consolidating power and gathering their forces for a "war", but I'm more than willing and able to fight back. I'm putting together a administrative roster, and I'm bringing in the biggest names. I already have the biggest name in wrestling today, EBW World Champion Firebrand X. Firebrand is a mega star, plain and simple. The man had the most title defenses of anyone who ever held a belt in EBW when he was Infinity champ, and now he's come and gone through his first Victory Explosion as the World Champion. For a champion of that caliber, we need challengers strong enough to face him. I have brought together the Typhoon's Kinniku Mike, former EBW and EWGP Champion, Noah Jennings, former 4-Time Eagleland Champion, Amigo held the Macho Hero title recently, but also took Capcom's belt right out from under them last year. Ness....well do I need to say more about Ness? Maybe I do since he's not talking much these days. This man started it all. This man was the first champion, and brought us to a national and international level. This man also once upon a time beat me, when the EBW World Championship was called the Global World Championship. These four will pair off and fight to see who will-
Amigo: I want Noah Jennings! You purple clad ingrate!
Noah Jennings: Amigo, do you know who I am? I'm not ingrate sir......I'm Noah Jennings. I'm the former 4-Time Eag-
Amigo: I don't care! You are either crazy or stupid for striking me and costing us the tag titles on Xcite!
Noah Jennings: I had just realized that I was not only better than you, but I was more legitimate than you, and the Shoot Club doesn't need a glass jaw such as your-
Amigo: I DON'T HAVE A GLASS JAW! You think you're better than me?! You're a joke! w00t, your legitimate world warrior wants Noah Jennings. Make the talent happy!
w00t: You get Ness, and Noah will get Mike.
Kinniku Mike: Shoot Club's lacking the strong tits, so Ness, assume that the real live shit is coming for you! Uuuuuu!
Ness: ......
w00t: Well said Ness.
Firebrand X: I look forward to the matches and the challenge. I hope whoever wins is ready to step into my reality.
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Announcer: In other EBW news, the Animus Division is set to debut in its new home of EBW next week on Xcite, and Flying Man has already set to work trying to be a role model for the children of Fourside.
Flying Man: Remember kids, you should always embrace your dreams no matter how big or small. Don't give up no matter the obstacles. I spent years trying to make a difference before finally getting my chance and now-
Kid #1: Flying Man look!
Kid #2: It's some big giant Ant!
Flying Man: Eh?
Spiteful Crow: Flying Man, you pathetic poultry. You give us birds a bad name! That's going to change though, as my NEW client Titanic Ant is going to sink you and your title reign once and for all!
Titantic Ant: I'll crush you Flying Man! I'll break your wings, and you'll never fly again!
Flying Man: It takes a bully and a monster to try and ground a dreamer. I'm adept at beating both. I remember once upon a time in a dark cave a young boy full of heart SMASHED you into the ground. Lucky for you, I only wish to pin you to the mat.
Spiteful Crow: Good luck, you'll need it. HAHAHA!
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Announcer: We end tonight's update with some more major events regarding Havok. It seems that plans for a merger turned out to be true, and Machismo Office is going to be absorbed into Havok! The Machismo Office show was cancelled, with promised specials taking its place, with the desirable yet small roster heading over to the Havok brand. That means guys like BOOSHI and the Macho Masks will only be found in the Danger Zone of Chaos TV! Ryan IQ stated that the rules of Machismo Office would become the new rules of the Shoot Division, and that Simon Stuart would remain champion, with the belt becoming the Shoot Division Championship. It was during a press conference in the Bonk! Energy Arena, that this announcement was made, but it wasn't the only one made in the day...
Announcer: Justice 87 will be traveling back to AGES in Euroland this week, to defend the belts against former champs Fungus and Biff. The two were in attendance during the recent Xcite, and are looking to avenge a loss against Havok's top team, but this time in an explosive ladder match. Tack and Trevor accepted, with Tack relishing a chance to return to AGES. It was also interesting to note that Sal Paradise and Jamie OD were the only two men in the stands, silently looking on, with Sal looking worse for wear. Justice 87 either ignored Firestarter or didn't notice they were there. AGES will present "GEEZA" this week, and no one in EBW or Havok could tell you where the name comes from except maybe Tack Angel.
"GEEZA"
Fantasy Zone Arena, Euroland
1. Tag: Gear & DReAM vs Mr. Gouji & Death Adder
2. Singles: Til vs Dogma Mask
3. Singles: Betty Taylor vs Arylite
4. AGES Twin Rings of Saturn Championship Ladder: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Fungus/Biff
Announcer: And of course, we'll also have the debut of Havok's Chaos TV!, live in the Danger Zone. See the "Escalation of Profession Wrestling" kick off with the beginning of a Television title tournament, Bravest Division 6-Man action with a new debut or return in the match, a Master Medal match for the Shoot Division, Firestarter in tag action against the Macho Masks, and a 6-Man main event tag with Justice 87 and Simon Stuart taking on Troy, Little Mac, and KYO. Don't miss the new Revolution. The war is on!
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1. Television Championship Tournament: Anwin vs. BOOSHI
2. Television Championship Tournament: Cherub Kid vs. Randy no Kachi
3. Bravest Division 6-Man: Grind/TBA/Picasso Priest vs. Subculture/DZ/Ditch
4. Tag: Sal Paradise/Jamie OD vs. Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2
5. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Akinan(0) vs. Kazushi Sasaki(0)
6. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Simon Stuart vs. Troy/KYO/Little Mac
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Announcer: Big news coming from AGES over in Euroland, as the war between Justice 87 and Firestarter continues!
Announcer: Tack Angel and Trevor Mach returned to Euroland to defend their Twin Rings of Saturn Championships against Fungus and Biff in a Ladder match, that also saw Sal Paradise and Jamie OD appear to cost the team the match. A small distraction lead to Fungus grabbing the belts, but the story continued after the match, as the new AGES tag champs joined Justice 87 in trying to get to Firestarter, with AGES wrestlers standing in between to break things up.
Announcer: Justice 87 joined with the AGES team to force Sal and Jamie to back off, but the damage was already done. The show ended with Trevor and Tack endorsing the new champions and showing their respect, but you can believe that the Havok Tag Team Champions will be looking for pay back sooner or later. Is there anything they can do to stop the continued actions of Sal Paradise and Jamie OD?
"GEEZA"
Fantasy Zone Arena, Euroland
Space Channel 5
-AGES Twin Rings of Saturn Championship Ladder: Fungus & Biff beat Trevor Mach (c) & Tack Angel (c) (18:39) when Fungus grabbed the belts to become the 15th Generation Twin Rings of Saturn Champions
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Announcer: We end this news update, with some footage caught by the Hervey Cams, showing the EBW World Champion and President w00t having a very interesting conversation. Let's show you the footage...
Firebrand X: .....
w00t: *On the phone* Huh? Yeah, it's me w00t. w00t, the President of EBW! Yeah, I need to know if the deal has gone through. We're about to start off a another brand war, and I need to get all my ducks in row if we're going to win this thing. I'm talking a total upping the production values, and injecting more money into the product. That's what we're going to get. Yeah, it comes with an increased salary too, and that's an important factor as well. I knew you would understand that. Ryan IQ leaving has provided me with this opportunity, and it's time for my genius to be put to work. It's time for me to....hang on....I'll call you back. Firebrand, my EBW World Champion! What's up big red?
Firebrand X: .....
w00t: Sorry, I won't call you that.
Firebrand X: Doesn't matter......who was that on the phone?
w00t: Oh, just some business matters. I'm planning lots of stuff behind the scenes. Gearing up for competition and what not.
Firebrand X: ....Are you going to fill in the champion?
w00t: I like surprising people Firebrand. I've got the best interests of EBW at heart though, and I want to shift things into high gear so we can mop the floor with Havok. They made some big moves this week, but that's alright because we still have you, the EBW World Champion. You are the centerpiece of the whole promotion.
Firebrand X: ....I prefer to know the inner workings of my reality w00t.
w00t: Just expect more changes. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Firebrand X: .....
It's a new day, and a new revolution! The "Escalation of Professional Wrestling" has begun with the debut of Havok's Chaos TV! Ryan IQ promised change and that is what he presented, with a huge upgrade to the former XP Zone, now simply the Danger Zone. A raucous, packed beyond capacity crowd filled the new party center for Fourside, as Ryan IQ made his way down to the ring followed by Havok Tag Team Champions Justice 87, Havok Bravest Division Champion Grind, and Havok Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart. The crowd was on fire from the start.
Ryan IQ: Well hello renegades and welcome to the birth of the Havok brand! This is CHAOS TV! You've all known me for years as a man who loves to make money, well chaos sells, and escalation sells, and I know you people want the most extreme wrestling, and the biggest variety of wrestling, and you want the loudest characters, the baddest bad asses, and the most heroic heroes. You want the best or the worst of this sport, and you'll get all of that right here! This ain't EBW, and this is ain't WAR. You're looking at what wrestling is really all about. You people packed in here looking for fights, and you're going to get em. First I want to present your current champions. We start with Justice 87, the first ever Havok Tag Team Champions. Tack Angel is the most profitable ace of the modern era. He's a bonafide HERO! He doesn't care about any of that though. He just does what he does because he does. No ego at all. He wrestles for you people like a MACHINE! I couldn't be happier that he decided to join up with Havok. Trevor Mach.....do I need to say anything. This man is insane, and I worked under him for a couple years so I could tell you first hand. This mad man has chaos in his blood, and he prefers spilling blood to signing contracts behind a desk. He's back where he belongs, and he's better than ever. You'll have to ask him yourself why he defected, but I think we're all happy to have him on our side. Grind is simply amazing. He's got a style I've never seen before, and his lucha blades are welcome amongst the renegades. Your Bravest Division Champion folks! Simon Stuart is poised for greatness, and he proves that everyday. He's got the family name, but he doesn't use it for clout, and he's not looking for stroke. He just wants to fight, and that's why he's the Shoot Division Champion. The title I'm holding in my hand represents the Havok Television Title, and tonight we're going to get to work on finding out who will be the first to hold this belt, but I have another pressing matter to address while we're at it. We stand at the beginning of what could be a brutal war with EBW to see which company is the best, and what I want to know is this: do we crown our own World Champion, or do we go after EBW's. That's what I want to know, and that's what I'm asking all of you. You will vote and you will decide. Now that we got that out of the way I-
At that point the theme of Troy and Little Mac began to play, as the Legend and the Alpha Beta made their way down the steps.
Little Mac: Mr. Ryan IQ, it's an honor, and let me say congratulations on all of this. It's truly a big day for wrestling.
Ryan IQ: I appreciate that Mac, and every renegade in Havok is free to speak their mind, but I do hope you have a point to interrupting my opening address.
Little Mac: I do have a very big point Mr. IQ. You see, Troy has been....well.....we'll just say off his meds for some time. He's been a loose cannon with rage issues I can't even begin to get into. It's not ALL his fault though, with maniacs like KYO running around, screwing everything up for my client. The point is that he's new and improved now, and I nominate Troy as the man to either crown the first Havok World Champion, or the man to go after the EBW World Champion. Troy held EBW's version of the Television title before it got absorbed into the Eagleland belt, and he's also one of the most dominant EBW World Champions of all time. That's why I-
Ryan IQ: Little Mac, with all due respect, we will let the people decide what we're going to do in terms of a World Championship. When that time comes, the BEST man will claim the right. Not someone I nominate. We aren't playing favorites here. Everyone earns their spots and their shots, and Troy is sitting at the bottom of the totem pole right now. You want to get on the right track? Win your match tonight.
Little Mac: But I-
Ryan IQ: That's all Mac!
Little Mac: ....Alright then....we'll do our part, but pairing us with KYO...I don't what makes that monster tick, but I don't like it.
Ryan IQ: Renegades, the escalation begins tonight! No more talking, time for action!
Havok presented a brand new wrestling product, and that new feel was evident in the opening match, as the referee was willing to let a lot more things go, and the fan base was encouraged to go crazy, and chat whatever they felt like. The opening contest was an opening round tournament match for the Television title, with BOOSHI making the move with Machismo Office to Havok to take on Anwin, who was showing off new dark red and gold ring gear and a more brash and aggressive style. Anwin took full advantage of the relaxed rules to counter BOOSHI Bushido style hard strikes, hitting a move called the Based Bomber to put BOOSHI down for the 1-2-3. After the match, Anwin grabbed the mic and called himself "Based" Anwin, the new bad ass and sex appeal on Chaos TV!
Cherub Kid's heart continues to shine through, as he fought an uphill battle against a hungry Randy no Kachi. Cherub somehow managed to kick out of not one, but two No Kachi Cutters to the shock of all, and reversed a third one into a cutter of his own before going high risk with a Cherub's Flight to score the pin, moving on in the tournament. Cherub tried to shake hands with RnK, but he slapped his hand away and stormed out of the ring.
Hailey Havok: What's sup renegades!? I'm your new backstage "chick" Hailey Havok, and I don't know about you, but I'm digging the escalation, how about you guys? I'm here with the two men that next week, will fight for the Television Championship in the main event. You both just had your matches, but how you feeling about next week?
Cherub Kid: Watashi wa, katsu koto o nozomu!
Hailey Havok: I believe he said he hopes to win. Simple and to the point. Heart doesn't necessarily mean mic skills am I right? How about you Anwin?
Anwin: You can call me "Based" Anwin Miss Havok, because you're looking at a man who has realized just how awesome he really is. "White noise Ninja"? Ha! I'm not static! You can't look passed this! Look at me, I'm pretty damn great.
Hailey Havok: Well I do want to touch your abs....just a little bit.
Anwin: "Based" Anwin will allow it. Cherub, you're got guts, and you're got heart, but you're missing one important feature when it comes to being the first Havok Television Champion......you're not "Based" Anwin. Haha!
Hailey Havok: Got anything to say to that Cherub?
Cherub Kid: Saikō no otoko ga katsu kamo shirenai.
Randy no Kachi: Gah! I almost had him! How could I lose to that kid?! How did he kick out of TWO No Kachi Cutters?! How-
?: Did you turn into such a wimp?
Randy no Kachi: Shadow? You......you're looking very different. What do you want?
Shadow: I wanted to see this escalation for myself, and what do I find? I find my former protege whining like a BITCH! You claimed my darkness and used it to oust me from wrestling, but then what happened to you. You threw it all away cause you wanted to get cheered. What does that get you. Absolutely NOTHING!
Randy no Kachi: Well what the hell am I supposed to do about it then?!
Shadow: Simple. You do what the tag line says.....you "escalate". Come with me Randy, we have a lot to talk about.
The next match was set to be a 6-Man Bravest Division battle, a division where the rules are even more relaxed, with interference being the only way to get a DQ. Bravest Division Champion Grind and newcomer Picasso Priest were going to have mystery partner to help them take on the Reality Gangsters. That partner turned out to be.....
Subculture: Dave Larmore?! You're the man coming into the Bravest Division? I know all about this guy, he's a hungry street dog just like us. This man speaks his mind, and he hits harder than a son of a bitch.
Larmore: Glad you got that all figured out.
Subculture: Why are you coming back to side with those guys? You belong with us. You're a Reality Gangster just like me, Ditch, and DZ. Why side with those pansies?
Larmore: I don't side with anyone. I'm back to kick ass and win belts. The guy on the skates is holding the belt I'm gunning for, but right now you're standing in my way and that really pisses me off!
This six man tag was crazy and off the charts, with Larmore shaking off his ring rust with extreme brutality. Grind and Priest simply stayed out of his way and worked together to keep the Gangsters in check. Finish came when Larmore clobbered DZ and Subbie with a chair before hitting a Bridging Full Nelson Suplex on Ditch to score the pin. Big win for the returning Dave Larmore.
Tack Angel: Tonight, Justice 87 teams up with my brother in law Simon Stuart, and we're going against the big man Troy, the man with the #masterplan Little Mac, and KYO, but before that a lot of people have been asking me why I pledged allegiance to Havok when WAR was finished. I could have gone back to EBW, my reasons to be in WAR were gone. That doesn't mean I HAVE to go back though, and I'm trying forge a new path, and I'm thinking about the future. I have a family to take care of, a very soon a child to raise. I don't have to worry about Amy of the baby anymore. They are out of the harmful environment, and now this angel can spread his wings again. Tonight you'll see that in the main event.
Trevor Mach: Other people have been wondering why I defected to Havok. Other than the obvious reason that I LOVE chaos, and escalation has me written all over it. It's simple really....family. Even a bastard like me has loyalty. I might not always be the paragon of virtue, but the Machs and the Angels are like a family now and that means something. Tack Angel is like a brother to me, and I'll stand by him here or there, but I'm glad we're here cause Firestarter is here, and that war isn't over yet. We're up here in the rafters Firestarter, and we're going to get a really good look at your match tonight. Hope you don't get nervous.....never know what could happen right? Haha!
Justice 87 weren't lying when they said they were up in the rafters as Firestarter returned to active weekly competition against the Macho Masks formerly of Machismo Office. The lax rules of Havok were perfect for Firestarter, who opened the match strong, like you would expect from former multi-time tag champs. Trevor and Tack played mind games, heckling Sal and Jamie from up above and throwing down popcorn. Despite all of this Sal still managed to catch Macho Mask #2 in the Paradise Lock to force the submission victory, but they weren't done yet. Sal and Jamie went for chairs and went to work on their opponents until Ryan IQ intervened.
Ryan IQ: Stop it right now! You won the match, now get out of the ring before I have the decision reversed!
Jamie OD: AHAHAHAHA! Like we care!
Sal Paradise: You think I care about wins and losses. You think that is what this is ALL ABOUT?! I've said my stories, and I've made my threats. Now all I want is a match. We want Justice 87, and you're going to give them to us. You're up there watching right now aren't you Mach, thinking that you one upped me at Victory Explosion. You didn't kill me, so you didn't cripple me, so you didn't stop me, and now all I want to do is continue making your life a hell like wrestling has made MY LIFE a hell. You talk about how family means something to you, but you're just a vicious, rabid, lone wolf that only hurts those you're around just like me, so don't try to fool anybody! You're a joke, and you're only here to cause pain and misery. You're here for more accolades, and I'm going to take them from you! Ryan IQ, give us Justice 87 for the Havok Tag Team Championships! NOW! DO IT NOW! NOW!
Ryan IQ: Not a chance! They already have a match tonight and-
Trevor Mach: Give em the match! I'll kick Sal's ass again if that's what they want!
Tack Angel: Go for it Ryan!
Ryan IQ: No, with all due respect we earn things around here, and these two haven't earned much in months. You both need to earn it. Next week you'll be put into two matches. If one of you win you can have Justice 87 the week after. If both of you win, you can decide the stipulation. You earn it, you get rewarded. That's how we do things here Sal Paradise. What say you?
Sal Paradise: I'm going to put Trevor Mach in a WHEELCHAIR AND CART HIS ASS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AFTER I TAKE HIS TITLE! That's what I say.
The next match saw the Shoot Division debut in Havok with the big powerhouse Akinan taking on legend Kazushi Sasaki. The Shoot Rules from Machismo Office were still in place for this very technical encounter, but it got cut short due to a dislocated elbow to SAKU caused by a Kimura from Akinan. Akinan earned the Mastery Medal due to referee stoppage, and earned a lot of respect from the fans by helping SAKU to the back to get medical attention.
The main event saw Justice 87 team with Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart against Troy, Little Mac, and KYO. Hailey Havok was standing by for a main event interview...
Hailey Havok: Sup again renegades, I'm here with Little Mac on his way down to the ring. Are you ready for this main event contest?
Little Mac: Of course. I'm the best ring general in history, and I'll see to it personally that Troy and KYO function as a team or I'll personally pay the price, so failure is not an option.
Hailey Havok: There you have it. Here comes KYO, and Troy's not looking too happy so let's see if Mac can work this one out!
Unfortunately for Little Mac he would have to pay the price, as Troy and KYO grew unstable as a team, with the maniac KYO just playing mind games with Troy causing him to once again lose his temper leading to a bust up between the two. Justice 87 joined into the fray while Simon Stuart caught the Legend off guard and scored a big pin on him following a Bridging Fall Away Slam. The night ended in pull apart chaos, the kind of action you can expect every week on Havok's Chaos TV! The "Escalation of Professional Wrestling" has arrived!
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1,550 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House +
1. Television Championship Tournament: Anwin beat BOOSHI (6:02) via Based Bomber -> Pin
2. Television Championship Tournament: Cherub Kid beat Randy no Kachi (8:10) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin
3. Bravest Division 6-Man: Grind/Larmore[o]/Picasso Priest beat Subculture/DZ/Ditch[x] (9:39) via Bridging Full Nelson Suplex -> Pin
4. Tag: Sal Paradise[o]/Jamie OD beat Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2[x] (4:50) via Paradise Lock -> Submission
5. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Akinan(1) beat Kazushi Sasaki(0) (11:00) via Referee Stoppage
6. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Simon Stuart[o] beat Troy/KYO/Little Mac[x] (10:22) via Bridging Fall Away Slam -> Pin
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Announcer: Time for an EBW News Break, and it's a big one folks. The war is on, and EBW and Havok are expanding, planning to battle each other on Saturday Nights! Havok has only had one show, but Ryan IQ is pulling out all the stops and received a time slot for 6:05 on Saturday Night for Havok's secondary program "The Clash".
Announcer: The Clash will debut this Saturday, and will feature the debut of LG Rod, while BOOSHI and Fighter Daron vie for a Mastery Medal, Larmore will take on Ditch, and in the main event the Hooligan Jamie OD will take on Akinan. The Clash will take place in the Bonk! Energy Sports Arena where Machismo Office was filmed. Strong line up for the debut.
Havok: The Clash
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena (1,000)
The EBW Network
1. Singles: LG Rod(Debut) vs. Doctor Degrees
2. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: BOOSHI (0) vs. Fighter Daron (0)
3. Bravest Division Singles: Larmore vs. Ditch
4. Singles: Jamie OD vs. Akinan
Announcer: EBW President w00t was quick to counter, taking the 7:05 hour for EBW's brand new Saturday Programming simply called EBW Saturday Night!
Announcer: EBW Saturday Night will be filmed at Studio 8 in Fourside, with the debut episode having only three matches, but three matches with great importance. We'll see the opening of a tournament to crown new EBW Tag Team Champions, as well as an Eagleland Championship match, as the fighting patriotic everyman Magnum PT takes on Onisuiken.
EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8 (750)
The EBW Network
1. Tag Team Tournament: Swift/Chu Chu vs. Bolshoi/Blue Lightning
2. Tag Team Tournament: Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Chicken Man/TBA
3. Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) vs. Onisuiken
Announcer: We can also confirm that Breakthrough 2013 will be taking place in the Twoson Fairgrounds, and it will be a joint EBW and Havok production, so we'll see if the two sides can co-exist in the same building. No word yet on any inter-promotional matches or if Havok has decided the plans concerning a World Championship, but once we find out you'll hear it here first!
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Announcer: The Saturday Night Wars begin right here and right now on the EBW Network! Coming up up is the debut episode of Havok: The Clash as 6:05 pm, and the EBW Saturday Night will debut at 7:05!
Havok: The Clash debuted in front of a sold out crowd at the Bonk! Energy Sports Arena, for what was sure to be some chaotic action from the renegades and escalators of Professional Wrestling. The opening contest saw the cocky and charismatic LG Rod debut and immediately make an impact with a win following a Diving Leg Drop Bulldog on the good doctor. After the match the cocky newcomer flexed to the crowd and tried to make a pass at Havok's Hailey Havok.
Fighter Daron showed off a hidden angry streak in the Shoot Division Mastery Medal match, as BOOSHI's barrage of strikes ticked off Daron, who clobbered BOOSHI with a headbutt that took him off his feet. BOOSHI went for the strikes and took the TKO victory and his first medal. Impressive win for Fighter Daron, who has yet to comment on his brother's arrival on the EBW side of things, and it doesn't look like he's starting now.
Larmore is making waves with his return, using the lax rules of Havock to make the Bravest Division his hunting ground. The Reality Gangsters sent Ditch after Larmore, but a missed Bootlegger lead to a Bridging Full Nelson Suplex and the pin.
The main event saw the Hooligan Notorious J.O.D square off with Akinan, Havok Tag Team Champions Justice 87 and Cherub Kid coming out to watch and put the pressure on one of their rivals. In a case of turn about being fair play, the Hooligan was so distracted he found himself on the receiving end of a Powerbomb before the pin. After the match, it was announced that Jamie OD's match on Chaos TV! this week will be a rematch with the man that just blacked him out with the bomb. Strong opening show for The Clash.
Havok: The Clash
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena (1,000)
The EBW Network
1,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Singles: LG Rod(Debut) beat Doctor Degrees (6:02) via Diving Leg Drop Bulldog -> Pin
2. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Fighter Daron (1) beat BOOSHI (0) (6:50) via Headbutt -> TKO
3. Bravest Division Singles: Larmore beat Ditch (5:04) via Bridging Full Nelson Suplex -> Pin
4. Singles: Akinan beat Jamie OD (8:08) via Powerbomb -> Pin
The brand new Studio 8 was packed for EBW's newest show, EBW Saturday Night. Havok provoked w00t, and now the EBW President has brought out the big matches for EBW's move onto Saturday Nights!
We opened with tag team action as part of a tournament to crown new EBW Tag Team Champions, where Swift and Chu Chu of the EBW Typhoon took Blue Lightning and Bolshoi to task in an exhilarating opener. The Infinity Division team held in there with the bigger powerhouses, but a well placed POUNCE from Swift to BL lead to the pin and the rubbing of foreheads on the rope, with Swift even getting Chu Chu in on it.
The veteran team from Edo Greed Destiny and Eivion Thanatos were up next against the Animus Division's Champion Flying Man and Mighty Bear. Spiteful Crow and his client Titanic Ant came to watch at ringside. Once ET and Greed got over the fact that they were wrestling a Bear the match was quite entertaining, until Crow interfered, tripping up Flying Man and opening him up to a Shining Wizard followed by the pin. ET and Green Destiny move on in the tournament, while Flying Man continues to have problems with the Spiteful Crow.
EBW's patriotic everyman and current reigning Eagleland Champion Magnum PT came out to a huge ovation with "Eagleland" chants and waving flags abound to put the title on the line against Onisuiken. While PT was fairly new, Oni was the dark horse here, but a near fall following the Oni Koroshi wiped away that stigma. Late in the match Oni tried again, but PT countered with the Mustache Ride to score the pin and the successful title defense. After the match, Stephen Collins lead his stablemates down the steps of the stands to provoke PT. The show ended with Magnum welcoming them all into the ring to fight at once, with security having to separate everyone.
EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8 (750)
The EBW Network
750 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Tag Team Tournament: Swift[o]/Chu Chu beat Bolshoi/Blue Lightning[x] (5:55) via Pounce -> Pin
2. Tag Team Tournament: Eivion Thanatos[o]/Green Destiny beat Flying Man[x]/Mighty Bear (6:29) via Shining Wizard -> Pin
3. Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) beat Onisuiken (11:06) via Mustache Ride -> Pin -> 3rd Defense
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Announcer: Time for another EBW Network News Update! The second week of the new war between EBW and Havok is almost upon us, and with that brings new attempts to outdo each other. That's why Xcite this week will see the beginning of a tournament to crown a new #1 Contender for the EBW World Championship, plus the finals of the tournament to crown new EBW Tag Team Champions! We'll see three debuts on the show as well, as both promotions continue to build their ranks. DJ Milos, is a smooth talking, musically inclined Disc Jockey, and personal friend of Jet Set Future, so Infinity Division Champion Switchback has taken him under his wing, with his debut set to open the show in Infinity tag action. The other debut we'll get to in a minute, but the big main event will see Flying Man put his Animus Division Championship on the line against Titanic Ant, and to add prestige to an already big match, EBW World Champion Firebrand X will offer his services as Special Guest Referee. Now onto the other debuts for the night, as Magnum PT will answer the challenge of Yvgeny Daronofsky and Hashim Al-Singh of the Global Invasion. He's not coming alone however...
Nerma: Hater, what are you doing?
Hater: Nyah! Don't scare me like that dear, I can't see a thing right now. Did you bring me my contacts?
Nerma: Yes....I have them here. My question still stands though, what are you doing?
Hater: Well....I....um...nyah....I'm training to wrestle!
Nerma: ......What?
Magnum PT: Mam, it's really simple, Hater here loves his country and he came to me and Ness asking us if we'd train him, and we were happy enough to oblige him. Your husband's got guts I'll give him that.
Nerma: Hater....can we have a word....ALONE?
Hater: Nyah....uh...Nerma....I can't. I know what you're going to say, and I can't stop. I have to do this.
Nerma: Why?
Hater: I've seen the way you look at Retro Hippie!
Nerma: WHAT?!
Hater: I'm going to show you just what your husband is made of!
Nerma: You've got the TOTALLY wrong idea about-
Hater: NYAH! Nerma, you might see a lowly cowering man, but you know what I see? I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see a badass mother, that don't take no crap off NOBODY!
Nerma: ....I thought you couldn't see anything.
Hater: .....You know what I mean!
Nerma: Fine! Whatever! Just play with your new friends for too long, or you'll be late for dinner.
Hater: Alright! You hear that guys, I got permission to keep training! I'll be ready for that match on Xcite PT, don't you worry!
Magnum PT: That's great fella, but did you really have to ask for permission?
Hater: You don't know her when she's mad.....you have no idea. Being married is tough. Right Ness?
Ness: *gulp*
Hater: But no matter, cause I'm going to prove to my wife that I'm a man, and I'm going to prove to the Global Invasion what Eagleland is all about!
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
1. Infinity Division Tag: Switchback/DJ Milos(Debut) vs. Bolshoi/Blue Lightning
2. EBW World Championship #1 Contender Tournament: Noah Jennings vs. Ness
3. EBW World Championship #1 Contender Tournament: Kinniku Mike vs. Amigo
4. EBW Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals: Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Swift/Chu Chu
5. Tag: Magnum PT/Hater(Debut) vs. Yvgeny Daronofsky(debut)/Hashim Al-Singh
6. Animus Division Championship: Flying Man(c) vs. Titanic Ant Special Referee: Firebrand X
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Nerma: I'm here with President w00t, just before the start of Xcite, and it sounds like he's got some big announcements to make, so let's hear what he has to say.
w00t: Thank you Nerma. We just had an interesting couple of weeks, with Victory Explosion VII just passing us by, and the ignition of a new brand war with Havok. They have really stepped things up and given us proper competition, but I know for a fact that EBW is still the top promotion in the sport, and you don't need to look any further than our current crop of main event players and newcomers. That being said, I believe this has been true from EBW's very beginning, which is why I brought back Ness, but we're just getting started there. The veterans of EBW are still young guys capable of bringing a lot to this business, and I want to extend an invitation, for the veterans to return. I can confirm, that TWO former EBW World Champions will be making their returns very shortly. When they appear is up to them, but I promise it's going to add a whole new dimension to EBW, and MAYBE show people that the old school is still the best school. What can I say, while they may have been at odds at my genius and "Perfection", I still hold my former colleagues in high regard.
Nerma: Well there you have it, with the President promising the return of the old school it looks like the youth of EBW will have to fight harder than ever to prove they belong at the top. Speaking of youth at the top, here comes a man that doesn't have to prove anything, EBW World Champion Firebrand X. Firebrand, tonight you're taking time out of the ring to referee the main event, an Animus Division Championship match between Flying Man and Titanic Ant. Any particular reason why?
Firebrand X: After the encounter at Victory Explosion VII, I am the last King left standing. That being said I didn't walk away without an injury here or there. That wouldn't stop me, but w00t insists on letting me heal for my next opponent, whoever that might be. I'll play along, but I don't take time off. I'm here for the fans, and I'm here to support the Animus Division tonight. Some people say it's bizarre, but who isn't bizarre? I spend most of my life behind a mask. Wouldn't people also say that's bizarre? Not in my reality. If you think having me as special referee for this match is bizarre, you haven't seen anything yet.
EBW is back to present another big Xcite, fresh off the debut of the Saturday Night program, and in the midst of a new brand war with Havok. Tonight promised to be a special night, with all eyes on the Animus Division, but we'd also see several in ring debuts and even some very special returns.
The opening bout saw the Infinity Division Champion Switchback bring in Jet Set Future friend DJ Milos, a high flying musically inclined wrestler to take on Bolshoi and Blue Lightning. Fun match from start to finish, as different music would play whenever DJ Milos was tagged in. The newcomer looked good, and even managed to get the pin, when Switchback hit the Rolling Shooting Star Press on BL, DJ Milos finished him off with a beautiful Split-legged Corkscrew Moonsault and the pin. Very strong debut.
We then went to the back, as Animus Division Champion Flying Man was preparing for his match. He was soon met by an old friend...
Flying Man: *sigh* You can do this Flying Man. Never give up. Never give up. Never-
Ness: .....
Flying Man: Ness? Hey! It's good to see you! It's been a very long time!
Ness: .....
Flying Man: Back to the silent protagonist I once knew. That's great Ness, you never really had to say a word. Everyone flocked to you and helped you by your actions and courage. I'm glad you found your way again. It's what I always hoped for.
Ness: .....
Flying Man: Look, I'm sorry for not coming to you sooner about who I was. They used to paint me as quite a joke I know, but I just wanted to be nearby to make sure you grew up to be a good man. You didn't need my anymore, but I still needed to know that you would always be the hero I knew you were. Now that I know that I've tried to pave my own path, and hopefully I'll be able to inspire little Ness's and Paula's all over the world.
Ness: *Nod*
Flying Man: Good luck tonight Ness. Good luck to both us.
Ness would need more than luck against the former 4-Time Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings, as the man in purple was no longer bound by Amigo's creed and used any underhanded tactic he could get away with. He was even accompanied by Daisuke Saito, who was apparently choosing Noah over his old protege. Finish came when Ness tried hit his new finish only to be clocked with a loaded punch that lead to the Stock Market Crash. Ness got a leg on the rope, but Daisuke pushed the leg off for Noah to get the pin on the legend. Huge win for Noah albeit a dirty one, but Noah finds himself with a victory over the first EBW World Champion, and possibly on the way to a title shot against the current champion.
Kinniku Mike and Amigo were about to reignite their long standing rivalry to fill the other slot in the match to determine a new #1 Contender. This one was top notch like you expect from the former friends. Mike didn't come out with the EBW Typhoon, and Amigo no longer had a Shoot Club to back him up, but that didn't stop them from appearing anyways, with Noah Jennings taunting his former boss. It looked like Mike might have the win, when suddenly an old familiar theme began to play.
Former EBW World Champion and leader of the Sharks Franky had returned to EBW with Shark #1 and Shark #2 in tow. They seemed to have their sights set on Kinniku Mike specifically, leading to Amigo latching onto Mike for the Sleeper Hold and the Choke Out victory. After the match the Sharks just sat near ringside as Amigo exchanged words with Noah and Daisuke Saito. The former Shoot Club allies will determine next week who will face Firebrand X for the EBW World Championship.
Franky and the Sharks sat nearby for the Tag Team Championship Decision match pitting Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny against Swift and Chu Chu. Excellent performance from both teams hoping to be crowned champions, but it was not to be on this night. Franky and the Sharks hit the ring and attacked both teams, prompting a No Contest ruling. Kinniku Mike staggered out to chase off the Sharks, but the damage was done. The EBW Typhoon were in hot pursuit.
w00t: Whoa! Calm down here! What's going on!
Kinniku Mike: Some Sharks seem to think they're the still the big fish in a small pond! They don't realize they're looking at the real live shit!
Franky: Ha! Poor choice of words kid. The Sharks were given an open invitation by the President, who is an old friend of mine by the way, and what do we see when we show up? A bunch of Shark pretenders calling themselves the EBW Typhoon. You want to dress up in black and get noticed? Better not do it when you've got the genuine article right here. Haha!
Kinniku Mike: We don't sweat you Franky, not by a long shot! Next time you make a move, the Typhoon will be ready to beat that ass. Uuuuuu!
w00t: Franky, what are you doing?
Franky: Relax Pal, you wanted the old school back, and we're coming back. Don't forget the Sharks were the first "bad guys" of EBW.
w00t: That's fine Franky, and I've considered that. That's why I didn't just ask for the crime, I asked for the law as well.
Franky: Well about damn time. It's been too long since the Sharks roughed up the cops. You tell Captain Strong that I'll be waiting, playing with my new "friends" the "Typhoon". Hahaha!
Eagleland Champion Magnum PT is making waves with the fans, but also attracted the wrong kind of attention from Stephen Collins and the Global Invasion. The former Ultimo Tiger has assembled a group of Anti-Eagleland dissidents to terrorize the patriotic PT, but PT's found some back up in the form of former backstage guy Hater, who has been training to join the champ in the ring, against Hashim Al-Singh and Yvgeny Daronofsky.
This match was a strong showing for the new Global Invasion, who took Hater to task and made him rue the day he stepped into a ring. Magnum tried to rally the fans and turn things around, but Hater was still too green and fell to Yvgeny's Ankle Lock submission. After the match Stephen tried to grab the Eagleland Flag, but PT grabbed it and used it to clear the ring of the Global Invasion to save Hater. Good effort from Hater, but too tough a challenge on a week's training.
The main event saw Flying Man put his Animus Division Championship on the line against the big and powerful Titanic Ant. The odds were against the champ, especially with Spiteful Crow on the outside, but the special referee would even the score and keep things fair. Only problem was we didn't get Firebrand X, instead we got the Demonbrand, who only seemed to make things more unpredictable. The Ant dominated most of the bout, but Flying Man used his brains to overcome Titanic Ant's brawn, and forced him out of the ring hard to manage a Count Out victory. Smart wrestling lead to a successful 3rd Defense for the Animus Division Champion Flying Man.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
2,015 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Infinity Division Tag: Switchback/DJ Milos(Debut)[o] beat Bolshoi/Blue Lightning[x] (6:50) via Split-legged Corkscrew Moonsault -> Pin
2. EBW World Championship #1 Contender Tournament: Noah Jennings beat Ness (8:03) via Loaded Punch/Stock Market Crash -> Pin
3. EBW World Championship #1 Contender Tournament: Amigo beat Kinniku Mike (7:56) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out
4. EBW Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals: Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. Swift/Chu Chu (10:28) No Contest
5. Tag: Yvgeny Daronofsky(debut)[o]/Hashim Al-Singh beat Magnum PT/Hater(Debut)[x] (6:56) via Ankle Lock -> Submission
6. Animus Division Championship: Flying Man(c) beat Titanic Ant (10:10) via Count Out -> 3rd Defense Special Referee: Firebrand X
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Announcer: EBW just came off of an amazing Xcite full of debuts and returns, and Havok is looking to fire back with a big show of its own. We'll see Firestarter engage Akinan and BOOSHI in singles action for the right to face Justice 87 and select the terms of the first Havok Tag Team Championship bout. Speaking of Justice 87, Trevor Mach and Tack Angel will take on the Macho Masks in non-title action. Little Mac will attempt to bring some success to his camp by taking on Fighter Daron for a Shoot Division Mastery Medal. The main event will of course see "Based" Anwin take on Cherub Kid to determine the first ever Havok Television Champion. All of this plus some big news from the Havok Boss Ryan IQ on the next Chaos TV!
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1. Singles: Akinan vs. Jamie OD
2. Bravest Division Singles: Larmore vs. DZ
3. Singles: BOOSHI vs. Sal Paradise
4. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Little Mac(0) vs. Fighter Daron(1)
5. Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel vs. Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2
6. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid vs. Anwin
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Sal Paradise: Tonight....Chaos TV....the Firestarters go one on one with two other opponents, so we can "earn" the right to face Justice 87 for the tag titles in a match of our choosing. "Earn" the match.......EARN THE MATCH!? Sal Paradise has fought for EVERYTHING he's ever had! Jamie OD....you don't want to know what he's done for everything he's ever had. It ain't pretty.
Jamie OD: AHAHAHAHA!
Sal Paradise: I don't care about these matches. I don't care about wins or losses. It's not about the sport to me. It's not about earning the right. It's not even about the belts. It's about taking from Trevor Mach. It's about taking from Tack Angel. I'm not earning I'm taking. I'M TAKING! I'm going to take their titles, their careers, and THEIR HEADS! Tonight, Firestarter makes that happen.
Havok is off and running with week 2 of the "escalation", with the renegades packing the Danger Zone for what would be another hectic and raucous night. The crowd was crazy and the rules were lax, just the way the Havok brand wanted to be. Big implications were at stake for a possible tag title match next week, while the first Television Champion would be decided in the main event.
The opening match saw the hooligan Notorious J.O.D taking on the big man Akinan who beat him on the debut addition of The Clash last Saturday. Jamie was looking for revenge and using the lax rules to his advantage, with eye gouges, biting, strangleholds. Still, Akinan had the power on his side and managed to drop the big powerbomb on OD, until Sal came out and distracted Akinan to the point where Jamie managed to recover and land the Penalty Kick followed by the pin. After the match Jamie landed another Penalty Kick for good measure and signaled that he'd soon have tag gold around his waste.
The next match saw Bravest Division action as the returning Larmore continued his new found rivalry with the street dogs of the Reality Gangster. This time the former Yak- former member of a shady organization DZ was his opponent, and wrestled a much more cutthroat style, nearly getting a win with an unorthodox pressure point submission attempt, but Larmore countered with a Stunner type move and went high risk with a Rolling Rock Senton followed by the pin. Larmore has taken the fight to DZ and Ditch, but apparently he's got his sights set on the leader Subculture.
Sal Paradise was up next against BOOSHI, with the stipulation next week's tag title match on the line. Sal was vicious in his assault on BOOSHI, no long wrestling, simply brawling with the technical striker. He put on the Paradise Lock, but wasn't looking for the submission, only the opportunity to hurt. He finished off BOOSHI with a Paradise Lost and earned the right to determine the stipulation for the title match. Before he could make the announcement, Justice 87 made their way out, with Tack Angel sporting new silver and white threads and face paint.
Trevor Mach: Whoa whoa whoa Sal! Don't start without us. You didn't think I'd want to miss this did you?
Tack Angel: I'm with him. Our titles are on the line, we'd like to be here to find out how we need to beat you.
Jamie OD: Oi! Careful Angel, you sound just like that bastard up there with you! AHAHAHAHA! Cockiness is not befitting of an angel or some shit.
Tack Angel: Not cockiness, but confidence. You guys like to talk a big game about doing whatever you want, cause you thought you always had one over on us. That's not the case anymore. Nothing is holding me back, and just like all the renegades in the crowd out there tonight I'm ready to spread my wings. No distractions that you might go after my wife and unborn child. They are out of the business, that means out of your reach, and that means we're on a level playing field. Give us your best shot.
Trevor Mach: You heard the man! Bring it on bitch!
Sal Paradise: YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! GOOD! We'll treat it like a game then. Like I've said before, I have no problems having you spend the rest of your lives in a wheelchair. I treat ruining your lives like a game anyways. Might as well have some fun! Next week.....wait for it......wait for it......wait.....for.....it. TABLES MATCH!
Trevor Mach: HA! Great choice Sal, that really works for us, as Tack is something of a lumber expert. He puts wood to his wife all the time. He'll put you through a completely different kind of wood.
Tack Angel: Yeah! Hey....wait a minute.
Sal Paradise: I can NOT wait until that table shatters out from under you Trevor Mach, like your whole world that will come crashing down. I'm sick and tired and PISSED, and while you make jokes, I'll be ready to end your career. One more thing...I changed my mind. FLAMING TABLES MATCH! BURN IN HELL JUSTICE 87!
Trevor Mach: Haha! You too Sal! Right back at ya buddy!
Shoot Division was presented next with Little Mac trying to bring a little gold into his camp against Fighter Daron, the youngster who pulled off a big win to score a Mastery Medal. Mac told Troy to go to the back for this one, and seemed to have the situation well in hand, forcing Daron to use up his rope breaks fast, to show that the striker even had strong submission skills, while also leading in the points. However, Mac's jabs and constant badgering and taunting set off Daron, who clocked Mac hard in a fit of rage and took him to the ground, locking in a Kimura and nearly breaking the arm before Mac could tap out suddenly. A HUGE win for Fighter Daron, who picks up his second Mastery Medal in two weeks. Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart came out and shook hands with Daron, wishing him luck in his quest for a third medal.
Justice 87 was in action next against the Macho Masks, for non-title tag action. Solid action in this back and forth strike fest. Firestarter came back out and set up a table, sitting on it and watching the match, putting the intimidation of the tag champs. In the end though, Justice 87 shook off the outside distractions and score the win with Macha Ye to Mask #2 for the pin. After the match Justice 87 and Firestarter continued to talk trash until security came out to break things up, but not without a few of them going through a table.
Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades, your backstage chick Hailey Havok here with the Boss, and a special guest! We know you've got some news to lay down, so get right down to it Boss man!
Ryan IQ: I've got plenty of news for you Hailey, but first I'll introduce my special guest. EBW likes to bring in the veterans, so I brought in one of the oldest, toughest, and most decorated of his time. The man who has crashed and burned more times than I can count, the star of Excitebike Hank "Turbo" Thompson!
Hank: Huh?! What?! Who said that? Where am I?
Ryan IQ: You're in the Danger Zone Mr. Thompson.
Hank: Love that song! Any of you guys see Top Gun yet? I know it just came out but-
Hailey Havok: Just came out?
Ryan IQ: He's taken a lot of hits. Turbo Thompson, we're glad to have you here joining us on the Havok brand. I'm sure you have a lot of wisdom and experience you can impart on our renegades to make them as tough as you.
Hank: I've got wisdom.....and experience...but none of that means DICK if you can't take a bump like a PRO! I mean, come on! They say....they say these kids saw my moves on TV, and then try to go out and do em! You ever hear of something so stupid?! By the way, who the hell are you?
Tack Angel: Hi, I'm Tack Angel, and I'm a big fan!
Hank: Kids love me! Hey, You got any painkillers? I just swallowed my last bottle.
Tack Angel: Can't say I do sir.
Hank: Oh...whatever. Real tough guys play hurt! I've broken every bone in my body multiple times! Broken my fibula '83, tibia '85, collarbones '87, skull '89, skull '89, skull '89, and my ass!
Tack Angel: You can break that?
Hank: It...it says it right here, diagnosis fractured ass!
Tack Angel: So it does. You keep your medical reports right on you huh?
Ryan IQ: When you go to the hospital as much as he does it helps to keep the records handy. Anyways Tack, he's going to be joining the Havok team!
Tack Angel: You....you sure that's a good idea Ry Ry?
Ryan IQ: .....I don't see why not. He says he's good to go.
Tack Angel: ....Well alright then. Welcome aboard!
Hank: Where are we going?
Hailey Havok: Anyways Boss man, about that big news?
Ryan IQ: Right, let's get down to it. As you know I asked the renegades last week to decide whether we would crown our own champion, or if we would go after EBW's. It seems that the fans want us to blaze our own path, as we're going to crown our very own Havok World Champion! We'll be having a tournament to see who will go onto a match at the upcoming Breakthrough Pay Per View, to determine our very first champion. This will be a big moment in history. Will a veteran retake their place at the top, or will a new name make history. You'll just have to tune in and find out!
Hank: No seriously, where are we going? Will I be able to drink on the flight? GET THIS CATHETER OUT OF ME!
Subculture: Dave Larmore, you've made quite a splash this last week since your return, but if you think one win over DZ, and a win over Ditch is going to get you anywhere you're dead wrong. We're hungry street dogs, and we fight for position, and we'll keep our spots, and we'll take the top spot. You're not getting in the way of that. People call you the first street dog, and if that's the case we're going to put you down, cause you're dealing with the new breed. You're dealing with a vicious, rabid breed. You're dealing with the Reality Gangsters and-
Little Mac: And I think you guys and I need to talk. I see heart, fire, and potential here, and I'd like to discuss business. I think we can come to a deal that is mutually beneficial.
The main event was the huge match up between "Based" Anwin and Cherub Kid, for the right to become the first Havok Television Champion. Both youngsters put it all on the line for an exciting match, with Anwin bringing out the heavy guns early, but unable to seal the deal. Cherub continues to show unimaginable heart in his ability to fight on even after taking a Based Bomber from the top rope. A frantic Anwin was trying to figure out how he'd finish off Cherub Kid, when Shadow and Randy no Kachi appeared on the stage. RnK was once again wearing the colors of Shadow, and called out his former partner. Cherub didn't see what was going on, and back dropped Anwin on instinct once he recovered. He then went high risk with the renegades in the crowd roaring in approval as he hit the Cherub's Flight and rolled up Anwin for the 1-2-3! The crowd went crazy as the Kid grabbed the gold and made history, with Justice 87 coming out to congratulate him. "Based" Anwin just cursed RnK's arrival and traded words at the stage stairs, as Cherub Kid celebrated this big win to end the show.
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1,500 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Singles: Jamie OD beat Akinan (6:02) via Penalty Kick -> Pin
2. Bravest Division Singles: Larmore beat DZ (8:22) via Rolling Rock -> Pin
3. Singles: Sal Paradise beat BOOSHI (5:59) via Paradise Lost -> Pin
4. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Fighter Daron(2) beat Little Mac(0) (5:05) via Kimura -> Submission
5. Non-Title Tag: Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel beat Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2[x] (9:02) via Macha Ye -> Pin
6. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid beat Anwin (10:10) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin -> 1st Havok Television Champion!
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The Saturday Wars ignite again, for Week 2 of The Clash and EBW Saturday Night!
The Clash kicked off the Saturday Night Wars this week with another big debut, as the mad man in yellow, red, and orange Dangerous Dan joined the Havok renegades to take on Doctor Degrees. The man who knows the strengths and weaknesses of all the veterans in Havok can't quite figure out these rookies, and the manic and raging Dangerous Dan got the win following a Danger Driver. After the match Dan demanded that the Dangerous one get a chance to enter the Danger Zone, but then LG Rod came out with a lady in tow, and said that if any newcomer was going to move up it was him. He challenged Dangerous Dan to a match next week on The Clash.
Subculture scraped and clawed to get a win in a tough Bravest Division brawl with Picasso Priest. The enigmatic high flier was in control, but after going to the top rope for a 450 Splash, Subbie rolled out of the way and crashed a chair on Priest's head on the recovery and pinned him for the win. After the match, Subculture grabbed a mic and demanded that Larmore face him next week on Chaos TV, with the winner getting the next title shot against Bravest Division Champion Grind.
The main event saw Little Mac trying to get Troy's career turned around by joining him in tag action against Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart, and Fighter Daron. The young shooter pair took the legend and former World Champion to task, until the Reality Gangsters came out on behalf of Little Mac. Mac had apparently acquired their services of Chaos TV, and they distracted Daron long enough for Mac to get revenge with a KO Punch that lead to Troy's punt kick and the pin.
Havok: The Clash
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena (1,000)
The EBW Network
990 Fans - Super No Vacancy
1. Singles: Dangerous Dan(Debut) beat Doctor Degrees[x] (6:58) via Danger Driver -> Pin
2. Bravest Division Singles: Subculture beat Picasso Priest (10:09) via Counterculture -> Pin
3. Tag: Little Mac/Troy[o] beat Simon Stuart/Fighter Daron[x] (8:14) via Punt Kick -> Pin
EBW Saturday Night would not see any debuts this week, but it would feature the new young guns in action, while Onisuiken would step up to the Global Invasion's Hashim Al-Singh in the main event.
The newcomer Iga took on Zombie Bob in the opener. Iga mixes a Euroland and Edo style, while using a lot whips to keep his opponents off kilter. The slow lumbering Bob couldn't keep up, and a Cradle Backbreaker sealed the deal for Iga.
The new Infinity sensation DJ Milos got a big test in a focused Bolshoi, but who put away the roses and unicycle to take the newcomer to his limits, ultimately beating him out with a Bolshoi Bomb and getting the pin. After the match the unicycle came back, as Bolshoi showed respect and invited DJ Milos to try it out.
The main event saw Onisukien take on Hashim Al-Singh of the Global Invasion. Oni fought hard and nearly captured a win with the Oni Koroshi, but suddenly Stephen Collins and Darronofsky rushed the ring to assault him. Oni got the DQ win with the Global Invasion enforcing their will in the ring. As the show came to a close, Eagleland Champion Magnum PT appeared in the stands and called out the Global Invasion to face him, Onisuiken, and Hater this week on Xcite!
EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8 (750)
The EBW Network
700 Fans - Super No Vacancy
1. Singles: Iga beat Zombie Bob (5:12) via Cradle Backbreaker -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Singles: Bolshoi beat DJ Milos (6:50) via Bolshoi Bomb -> Pin
3. Singles: Onisuiken beat Hashim Al-Singh (9:19) via DQ
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Announcer: Time for another EBW Network News update, with some big cards to announce, including the initial matches for Breakthrough 2013.
Announcer: Breakthrough 2013 will be held live at the Twoson Fairgrounds, and you can only catch it on Pay Per View! The joint production between EBW and Havok will be the first, so it'll be interesting to see if these two forces can co-exist. Bravest Division and Infinity Division will both be on display with the members of Jet Set Future each holding one belt, and putting those belts on the line against opponents to be determined. Breakthrough 2013 will also be the place where Havok crowns its first Havok World Champion! Of course, Firebrand X will also be defending the coveted EBW World Championship against either Amigo or Noah in the main event.
Breakthrough 2013
Twoson Fairgrounds (5,000)
Pay Per View
1. Havok Bravest Division Championship: Grind(c) vs. TBA
2. EBW Infinity Division Championship: Switchback(c) vs. TBA
3. Havok World Championship Decision: TBA vs. TBA
4. EBW World Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Amigo/Noah
Announcer: Both EBW and Havok has both announced their upcoming cards for this week so let's take a look. We'll start with Xcite, where we will determine contenders for both the Infinity Division and the EBW World Championship. The Sharks will be back in action against a joint team of the men who cost the EBW Tag Team Championship last week. Eagleland Champion Magnum PT will lead his troops against the Global Invasion in 6-Man Tag Team action as well. EBW World Champion Firebrand X will step back into action against the Zombie Accounting Team, to test himself prior to his next title defense. All of this plus the apparent return of former EBW World Champion Captain Strong. We know veterans Ness and Franky will be very interested in his return.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
1. Animus Division Tag: Chicken Man/Mighty Bear vs. Titanic Ant/?
2. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Bolshoi vs. Blue Lightning vs. DJ Milos
3. 6-Man Tag: Magnum PT/Hater/Onisuiken vs. Stephen Collins/Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny Darronofsky
4. Non-Title Handicap: Firebrand X vs. Zombie Andy/Zombie Bob
5. Tag: Swift/Eivion Thanatos vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
6. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Amigo vs. Noah Jennings
Announcer: The renegades are up next, with a Television Championship match to open the show in a big way. 3-Ways, Shoot Division matches, and personal grudge matches all lead up to a very dangerous main event, that will see Justice 87 continue their long running war with Firestarter in a Flaming Tables match for the Havok Tag Team Championship. Don't miss it!
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid(c) vs. Randy no Kachi
2. 3-Way: KYO vs. BOOSHI vs. Doctor Degrees
3. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Fighter Daron(2) vs. Troy(0)
4. Bravest Division #1 Contender: Subculture vs. Larmore
5. Non-Title Shoot Division: Simon Stuart vs. Little Mac
6. Havok Tag Team Championship Flaming Tables: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Sal Paradise/Jamie OD
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Earlier Today...
w00t: *knock knock* Hey, I'm here. No, I don't think I was followed. It's not easy to slip out of the job, I am sort of the President. Well it was easier when I had Ryan IQ running the show! We've got business to talk about. I'm ready for phase II. This is going to change EBW from the ground up.
Firebrand X: .....Phase II?
Breakthrough is just 2 weeks away, and with the excitement building, tonight would be the night to see who would be going after the Infinity Division Championship, and who would be going after the EBW World Championship.
The show opened with Animus Tag action, as Flying Man teamed with the friendly giant Mighty Bear against a tandem put together by Spiteful Crow, Titanic Ant and Mondo Mole. Mondo is a veteran of EBW's past, and quickly used his size, strength, and ring presence to put the pressure on the champ. Mighty Bear was a match for the two in size and strength, but they had the numbers, and put him down before Mondo Mole hit his Mondo Piledriver on the champ to score the pin and the win. After the match, Spiteful Crow demanded that Mondo Mole get the next shot at the Animus Division Championship.
Lighting fast Infinity Division action was next, with the winner getting the shot at Grind at Breakthrough. Great action, with the clowned prince of the division Bolshoi waiting for BL to hit his Troller Coaster on DJ Milos before trapping him in the Bolshoi Bomb and pinning him for the win. Bolshoi gets the Infinity shot.
Eagleland Champion Magnum PT lead out the troops Onisuiken and Hater against Global Invasion for 6-Man action. The fans were behind Magnum's team, with red, white, and blue streamers flying into the ring, and Global Invasion didn't look to happy about that, attacking the Eagleland team before the bell sounded. Entertaining back and forth match up, with Stephen Collins doing all he could to avoid the Mustache Ride, the move he used as an example of Eagleland inferiority. Match came to an abrupt end, when Global Invasion trapped Hater in the corner and Stephen hit the Tiger Driver before getting the pin. After the match Stephen Collins demanded that he get an Eagleland Championship title shot at Breakthrough. PT said why wait, and challenged him this Saturday on EBW Saturday Night!
We then went backstage for a press conference for the upcoming #1 Contender main event.
Reporter #1: Noah, why did you and Daisuke Saito betray Amigo?
Noah Jennings: Getting right to the good stuff eh? First off let's get this straight. Do you know who I am? Noah JENNINGS! I'm a former 4-Time Eagleland Champion! Show your respect!
Amigo: They aren't going to respect an illegitimate, backstabbing, piece of garbage like you!
Noah Jennings: That's the pot calling the kettle black Amigo. You betrayed everyone that ever backed you to try and find success and it's backfired! I was never loyal to you or your cause. I do what I have to so that I can rise to the top. THAT is what being legitimate is all about. That's the nature of the beast. We don't let the higher ups give us a hand out, and we don't expect others to do it for us. We take what we want by any means necessary. That's why the Shoot Club failed, because you had your head in the clouds thinking you were better in that ring, but you're wrong.
Amigo: I was tired of being held back, and I made the mistake of finding another anchor to hold me down named Noah!
Noah Jennings: Noah Je-
Amigo: I don't care what your name is! What about you Daisuke? Standing there all stern and stoic. Just like when you trained me in my youth, but back then I respected that in you. Now, you just look like an old fool to me.
Daisuke Saito: You lack the attributes I tried to instill on you, and you fill me with shame Amigo! Noah is the chosen one, not you, and I'll do my part to see that he rises to the throne!
Amigo: Chosen one? Doing your part? What the hell are you talking about old man? Chosen by who? By you? What kind of agenda are you trying to pull here!?
w00t: We're out of time guys. Save it for the ring. Get ready everyone, because tonight you're going to see the former members of Shoot Club go toe to toe. The winner, gets a shot at greatness, the chance to Breakthrough! See you all out there.
Firebrand X: I don't like to say this, but it sounds like Amigo was right. Saito's got some kind of agenda from the sound of it.
w00t: Oh! Firebrand, surprised to see you here. You ready for your match?
Firebrand X: Always ready....boss.
w00t: Good! I'm glad I could book this match for you. I like to keep my wrestlers happy.
Firebrand X: Right. Like I was saying though, Saito's got an agenda. Maybe keep him away from ringside?
w00t: I wouldn't worry about that. Daisuke Saito is old school, he's got too much honor to blatantly interfere on Noah's behalf. Either way, you'll get your Breakthrough opponent.
Firebrand X: I was the best opponent. I don't want to deal with hidden agendas either.....know what I mean....boss?
w00t: ....What are you implying Firebrand?
Firebrand X: Backdoor deals.....know what I mean?
w00t: .....Firebrand, I'm doing what I think is best for EBW. I'm thinking about the future, and for that I have developed a clear goal in mind. That involves me working many deals to ensure our future, but that IS my job, and no offense, but it's my prerogative who I discuss my business with.
Firebrand X: You say clear goal, but I hear clear agenda, and in my reality that's-
w00t: Your reality? MY COMPANY! Look....I'm sorry, but I'm very busy Firebrand, so why don't you let me work, and you get ready for the match I booked especially for you. Got it? Good.
Firebrand X: .....
The champion was back in action tonight, against the Zombie Accounting Team in Handicap action. Bob and Andy didn't have the speed or the intensity to match up with Firebrand X tonight, and he won a very fast match after Crash Fire Buster on Andy.
Swift of EBW Typhoon teamed with Eivion Thanatos to take on the returning Sharks in tag action, to try and score some revenge on the Sharks for crashing the Tag Team Championship match from last week. Swift and Eivion worked well together making this a competitive match up with the Sharks. Late in the match, Franky started making his way into the ring, but he was quickly followed by Kinniku Mike and Chu Chu. Just as they were about to brawl, former EBW World Champion Captain Strong rushed the ring with the Onett Police Force. With batons in hand they cleared the ring and stood tall. Captain Strong said that it was time for law and order to reign in EBW once again, and that the punks and criminals would be taken out. Franky and Strong stared each other down as another tag team match ends in No Contest.
It was now time for main event action, as former Shoot Club members Amigo and Noah Jennings fought it out for the right to face Firebrand X at Breakthrough. Heated opening turned into a slower technical match, as Amigo wanted to show Noah that he was indeed the better wrestler. Interesting back and forth, with the crowd not knowing who really to cheer for, so they started cheering for themselves, like any awesome crowd would. Late in the match, Daisuke Saito mouthed something to Noah, and Amigo was prepared for whatever tricks they might have planned, but while the referee was telling Saito to back away, Franky rushed down to the ring and clocked Amigo in the back of the head with a pair of brass knuckles. Noah took the opportunity and trapped Amigo in a Sleeper, his own finisher. The Choke out was made and Noah Jennings finds himself on the way to the main event of Breakthrough. Ness appeared along with Kinniku Mike and Firebrand X to assess the situation. What was Franky up to?
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
1. Animus Division Tag: Titanic Ant/Mondo Mole[o] beat Flying Man[x]/Mighty Bear (8:03) via Mondo Piledriver -> Pin
2. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Bolshoi beat Blue Lightning[x] and DJ Milos (5:05) via Bolshoi Bomb
3. 6-Man Tag: Stephen Collins[o]/Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny Darronofsky beat Magnum PT/Hater[x]/Onisuiken (10:02) via Tiger Driver -> Pin
4. Non-Title Handicap: Firebrand X beat Zombie Andy[x]/Zombie Bob (3:30) via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
5. Tag: Swift/Eivion Thanatos vs. Shark #1/Shark #2 (6:29) No Contest
6. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Noah Jennings beat Amigo (9:03) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out
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Announcer: We've got some interesting news coming to you from the EBW Network News Center. We all know that EBW and Havok are currently in the middle of several bidding wars to bring in talent, as both brands are attempting to grow. EBW always relied on core talent, but the plan now is to explode the roster and see who can take advantage of the new opportunities and become mega stars. With six particular young guns, President w00t and Ryan IQ have agreed to come together and draft these men into their respective brands. We take you to the scene now.
New Talent: (From Left to Right) Sgt. Strife, Tad Sugiyama, Jimmy Bar, Jake Conway, Dirk? Dastardly, Dave? Dastardly
w00t: Ryan? How did you get passed security?
Ryan IQ: Your "security" works for me...under masks of course....but we're not supposed to know that. You invited me here remember?
w00t: Yeah, I remember. Doesn't mean I don't regret it. I see some future prospects here, and I don't feel like sharing.
Ryan IQ: You don't want to toss around money with me w00t. I'm more than willing to throw out my personal finances....you don't want that.
w00t: Well, how are we settling this?
Ryan IQ: We flipped the coin, and we know who goes first, but I'm not the kind of person who wants to drag someone kicking and screaming, so let's hear from these guys. Let's see who they are, and where they want to go.
w00t: You willing to be embarrassed when they all say they want to go to EBW?
Ryan IQ: I'm willing to take the risk. Start with the man over there. What's your name son?
Sgt. Strife: Sgt. Strife sir! Veteran of the war in Zealstralia! I come to you as my platoon's wrestling expert! I have been trained in various submission arts that easily cross over to professional wrestling. Zealstralia....so many lives....so many bodies....so many didgeridoos...*shudder*. Sir, it was in Zealstralia that current Eagleland Champion Magnum PT saved my ass from the wave of giant exploding boomerangs, and other various over the top stereotypical horrors. That's why I'm here sir. The man is carrying the colors of Eagleland, and I'm want to see to it that he doesn't have to do it alone. All due respect Mr. IQ sir, but I wish to go to EBW.
w00t: HA! See that Ryan? Strife, I'll be happy to have you on my team. A strong up and comer who can follow orders. You were going to be my #1 draft anyways. Who is next?
Sugiyama: Konichiwa, watashi wa Sugiyama des. Watashi wa kyoso shitai-
w00t: Do you have a translator?
Ryan IQ: Cherub Kid knows Edoese.....but he doesn't know Eaglish either. Anyways, I know this kid. They call him "Serene" Sugiyama, as he keeps his cool under pressure. He's a hard hitting Edo strong stylist, and I know for a fact that he wants to join us in Havok.
w00t: You can't know that for sure. You don't speak the language either! Sugiyama-san, would you prefer to compete in EBW or Havok?
Sugiyama: .....Hai.
w00t: ....We'll get back to him. Next.
Jimmy Bar: I'm Jimmy Bar. I'm not what you'd call a ....."thin man" by any stretch. However, what I lack in physical fitness.....speed......hygiene...I'll make up for in brute strength. Doesn't matter where I go. Just let me hit someone!
Ryan IQ: I like that. Next!
Jake Conway: That name's Jake Conway. I haven't been trained by anyone special, and I can't even afford any decent gear, but back in the day I knew a guy that works here today. You might have heard of him. Goes by the name Tack Angel. Kids being kids we did the backyard stuff, emulating the guys that we telling us not to emulate them cause what did we know? He made it and I didn't. Those are the breaks, but I didn't let it get me down. I've seen every event EBW and Havok have ever put on. I've seen your guys. I can think of a counter for every guy. It's just....the offense that needs a little work. Haven't exactly won many fights, but I never backed down. Give me a chance. I've got something to prove here. If I have a choice, I'd take Havok over EBW. Place seems to suit me better.
w00t: Fine fine fine. Throw away your career. Who do we have left?
Ryan IQ: Making the right choice Jake. Last we have....Dirk...and Dave? Or is it Dave and Dirk? Identical twins who call themselves the Dastardly Duo.
w00t: Dirk and Dave Dastardly.....alright then. What would you guys-
Dirk: I am Dirk, he is Dave, we wrestle for EBW or Havok....makes no difference.
Dave: No difference.
w00t: Quick and too the point. Thanks Dave and Dirk.
Dirk: Dirk.
Dave: Dave
w00t: Whatever.
Ryan IQ: These guys are as mysterious as those unibrows. Be interesting to see what they can do. It's time for us to decide, and I got the first pick so.....I choose.....the Dastardly Duo! They're a tag team, so they come as a package deal!
w00t: Hey! Fine, I choose Sgt. Strife.
Sgt. Strife: Thank you sir!
Ryan IQ: Jake Conway.
Jake Conway: I appreciate it.
w00t: "Serene" Sugiyama
Ryan IQ: I guess that leaves me with Jimmy Bar.
Jimmy Bar: *burp*
w00t: I feel like I've been screwed in this deal.
Ryan IQ: Can't split up a tag team. Look at these two. You really want to split up this brotherly love?
w00t: Where are you seeing brotherly love? Neither man has blinked since they've come in the room! No matter, I got the cream of the crop.
Ryan IQ: I beg to differ, however if either of you want to defect you know who to call.
w00t: Same goes for....most of your picks. Jimmy Bar not so much.
Jimmy Bar: Awww!
w00t: What? You smell!
Jimmy Bar: ....Fair enough.
Ryan IQ: Welcome to the big leagues boys, but don't get cocky, cause you're going to work for any match or accolade you get. Keep your Saturdays open is all I'm going to say.
w00t: ....What Ryan said....except better.
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Tack Angel: Tonight's the night! Justice 87 and Firestarter are taking this rivalry to a whole new extreme.
Trevor Mach: Sal Paradise doesn't know when to quit, and Jamie OD from one maniac to another you don't either. We've fought back and forth for months. Sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. I thought a Victory Explosion Macha Ye might have knocked some sense into Paradise, but he just won't quit. Now he wants to add fire to the equation? You play with fire you're going to get burned.
Tack Angel: I didn't want it to have to come to this, but you forced the subject and called the shots, so I'll do what I have to do, even though I would never voluntarily push a man into fire let alone a flaming table.
Trevor Mach: Tack might be too much of a nice guy for this one, but he sure as hell doesn't want to get burned either. He knows the rules, but he's the consummate protagonist. Good guys like him don't need rules when it comes to this sort of thing. What you should worry about is why I have so many. Tonight! Flaming Tables! You asked for it and you got it! You want these titles? Come and get em! I've got the war paint on right alongside Tack, and that means we're ready for war. BOOSH!
Breakthrough is closing in, the first Pay Per View for the "Escalation of Professional Wrestling" Ryan IQ has brought the renegades together under the Havok banner, and is bringing in a whole new breed. One of these Renegades will "Breakthrough" to become the first Havok World Champion in less than 2 weeks!
The opening match saw the first Havok Television Champion Cherub Kid put the belt on the line against the transformed Randy no Kachi. Shadow has returned and is once again guiding the young man's career. RnK reverted to a very vicious style with a lot of bullying into the corners and prolonged chokes that nearly lead to a DQ. The champ exploded right back with hard kicks that took the challenger off his feet on more than one occasion. Late in the match, "Based" Anwin appeared to return the favor to RnK from last week, and the distraction lead to Cherub successfully hitting the Cherub's Flight on the standing RnK. Cherub only got a 2 count, but would end up scoring a DQ victory, when Randy threatened the referee enough times about Anwin being ring side. The former tag team locked up on the outside, with the Television Champion taking matters into his own hands and splashing down on both men.
KYO returned to take on BOOSHI and Doctor Degrees in 3-Way action. The good doctor's bad luck continued, with KYO seemingly targeting him. Degrees tried to exploit previous injury spots on KYO, but the painted demon shows no pain and trapped Degrees in the Hell Claw to get the submission victory. After the match cameras followed a distraught Doctor Degrees to the roof to get some air.
Doctor Degrees: *huff puff* I don't know what I'm doing anymore! I can't seem to get a win and-
Hank Thompson: What the hell are you doing up here?
Doctor Degrees: Huh? Well, I was trying to get some air actually. Perhaps I should be asking you what YOU'RE doing up here?
Hank Thompson: What's it look like I'm doing kid?! I'm going to jump those 23 buses down there! All on fire....all with children inside....children with puppies. If I crash they all explode!
Doctor Degrees: Sir, I'm a Doctor and I can't advise this on the grounds that you're obviously delusional as there are no buses down there, and I'm pretty sure you did this already in 1987.
Hank Thompson: Yeah probably! My brain gets a little fuzzy sometimes! You know something kid, I've forgotten more about pain then you'll ever remember....about pain....about forgetting about...
Doctor Degrees: I've seen your X-rays. I believe you.
Hank Thompson: You're not with the Government are you?
Doctor Degrees: No....I'm a Doctor. Though the Government IS trying to force Doctors into precarious situations and...you know what I'll shut up. You don't care about this stuff.
Hank Thompson: You're right I don't! You got any pills?
Doctor Degrees: I could write you a prescription.....following an exam of course. I should probably focus on that job anyways. I'm not exactly the best wrestler.
Hank Thompson: You know what your problem is? You don't take any risks! You're not a balls to the wall crazy man! You're got to be OUT OF YOUR MIND to do the crazy stunts I perform. It paid off though....look at me now.
Doctor Degrees: .....You sure that's a good example?
Hank Thompson: Stick with me kid, I'll teach you what taking risks is all about. Now stand back, I've got to make this jump over 30 Nuns!
Doctor Degrees: Please....for the love of medical science....give me your keys.
We had our very first Shoot Division Red Card today in a heated battle between Fighter Daron and Troy. Troy was looking for his first Mastery Medal, but his anger lead to flagrant rule violations that eventually got him the Red Card and the DQ. Daron finds himself with 3 Medals thanks to the unstable Troy.
Larmore has gone through the Reality Gangster since his return, and was now faced with the leader Subculture in a match to determine the #1 Contender for the Bravest Division Champion. This was a hot back and forth battle between two hungry brawlers. The No Rules atmosphere suited both men, but when Larmore hit the Rolling Rock to the outside DZ and Ditch run out to attack. Bravest Division Champion Grind ran out to fend them off, but the big brawl ended things in a No Contest. After the crazy finish it was suggested that both Larmore and Subbie could challenge for the belt at Breakthrough.
Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! You know the score by now, so let's cut to the chase and hear from the Boss Ryan IQ. Looks like you're packing some new gold!
Ryan IQ: Right you are Hailey. I present to everyone the Havok World Championship! This belt will be the centerpiece of our brand and our movement. We're pushing wrestling to the limits and beyond, and this escalation needs a champion. That's why next week we'll hold a tournament to determine which two competitors will meet for the Havok World Championship Decision match at Breakthrough. The tournament will start on Chaos TV and end on The Clash. You won't want to miss-
Troy: IQ!
Ryan IQ: Uh oh. Yes Troy?
Troy: I'm tired of the bullshit! DQ'ing me for nothing!
Ryan IQ: No, it wasn't nothing Troy. That's a Division with very specific rules that you did not follow. You ever think you might be too.....angry to make a run in the Shoot Division?
Troy: The fuck you talking about?! I don't have an anger problem! I'm angry and I don't see a problem, because I'm Troy!
Ryan IQ: Right. Of course. You know what could help though Troy? Focus! You used to be a killer! You had that combination of instinct and skill. You were throwing main event guys around the ring, winning belts, and NOT screwing yourself over by losing your cool! You need to get that instinct back. You need that edge. You're going to be in the tournament to crown the first Havok World Champion, and if you lose your cool I guarantee you lose the tournament. Mark my words.
Troy: .....
Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart battled Little Mac in a Non-Title Shoot Rules bout. Stuart had the legend's game plan figured out, and kept the striker on the ground taking out his best weapons. Mac nearly go a KO from a stiff punch from the ground, but Stuart recovered and managed to turn Mac to clinch in an STF and force the submission. The once prominent Little Mac continues to have trouble matching up with the young guns of Havok. Simon Stuart continues to shine in the Shoot Division.
Main event time as the renegades in the crowd were going crazy for the big match about to take place. Justice 87 and Firestarter have been through so much in the early months of 2013, and it had all come down to this flaming tables match with the Havok Tag Team Championships on the line. Heated battle and yes the pun is intended, but it was also meant the other way too. Four tables were set alight around the ring, with the option of more tables right under the ring. Bloody brawl with Tack pairing off with Jamie and Trevor with Sal like predicted. Sal was on the war path, taking control and nearly flipping Trevor onto a table on the outside, but Trevor fought back on the outside, using a shoulder block to buy time to jump onto the top rope and go for a Macha Ye, but Sal dodged and clocked Trevor to the mat. Tack and Jamie were trading kicks, with Tack winning out and kicking Jamie repeatedly towards the ropes, but a dodged high kick left Tack's leg over the ropes, and Jamie pulled the top rope to keep him there. He tried pushing Tack, but Tack ducked and used momentum to flip Jamie and he very nearly landed on one of the tables. The crazy back and forth continued with Trevor and Sal fighting back and forth with a test of strength in the center of the ring. Trevor kicked Sal in the gut right before Sal tried the same thing and Paradise fell to his knees. Trevor tried to hit a Macha Ye, but Sal pushed him back nearly into the table. At this point Sal seemed to lose it and he charged Mach, with Mach going low and flipping him up and over. Sal crashed into the table and quickly caught ablaze, trying to roll to get the flames out. A nearby medical technician brought our an extinguisher and tried to help fight the flames. With the flaming table break, Justice 87 made the successful defense. A grizzly sight, with Sal Paradise putting out the flames and still trying to get his hands on Trevor Mach lead to a pull apart to close the chaotic show. Can anything stop this crazed feud?
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid(c) beat Randy no Kachi (5:09) via DQ -> 1st Defense
2. 3-Way: KYO beat BOOSHI and Doctor Degrees[x] (6:50) via Hell Claw -> Submission
3. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Fighter Daron(3) beat Troy(0) (7:01) via Red Card -> Disqualification
4. Bravest Division #1 Contender: Subculture vs. Larmore (6:25) No Contest
5. Non-Title Shoot Division: Simon Stuart beat Little Mac (10:03) via STF -> Submission
6. Havok Tag Team Championship Flaming Tables: Trevor Mach(c)[o]/Tack Angel(c) beat Sal Paradise[x]/Jamie OD (13:02) via Flaming Table Break -> 1st Defense
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Announcer: As Breakthrough is only a week away, we have learned from Ryan IQ himself just how the tournament will go for the Havok World Championship!
Announcer: Here are the brackets for the tournament that will take place on Chaos TV as well as The Clash, with with the final two meeting at Breakthrough for the Havok World Championship. Some huge matches are booked, with a singles match between Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise, a singles match between Tack Angel and Jamie OD, and the implosion of Troy and KYO. We also know that mystery participant will be facing Mac, and we're not sure who that will be. We won't know until his match either apparently, so make sure you check out Chaos TV this week when the "Escalation of Professional Wrestling" presents the tournament that will crown their first world champion! Now stay tuned for the Saturday Night Wars, beginning with Havok: The Clash!
The Claw saw a packed crowd for the debut of new talents, a face off between two hot new up and comers, and a tag match featuring the legend from Excitebike Hank Thompson!
Before the matches, the crowd was surprised by the arrival of Havok Tag Team Champion Trevor Mach, with a mic in hand, and apparently a lot to say.
Trevor Mach: Yo! Mr. Machismo here, Trevor Mach! I'm probably one of the most persistent assholes you've ever met, but I think Sal Paradise has me topped in that department. That psycho doesn't know when to quit! However, sometimes persistence pays off, as the mad man's standing in the way of me becoming a World Champion again. We're going head to head on Xcite this week. You want to see it? Well first thing you've got to do is put Grandma to bed, cause this won't be pretty. Go make yourself a sandwich and sit your ass down, cause this is going to be a good one!
As Trevor was talking he didn't notice an eyepatched and slightly crispy Sal Paradise sneaking out with chair in hand, flanked by a referee.
Trevor Mach: I haven't been World Champion in YEARS, since the EBW belt was called the Global World Championship and-
*Smash!*
Sal Paradise: Referee, you know what to do. Count the damn pin.
Referee: ....1-2-3! Winner is Sal Paradise!
Sal Paradise: You see how easy it is to do that Mach? Wild Style, just the way you wanted it! Your fault for not watching your back. See how easy it is for me to take you off your feet? Actually, I'm having a little trouble seeing it since I kinda sorta......GOT A LITTLE BURNED! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME! LOOK AT IT! A little fire won't keep me down though. Getting pinned won't keep me down either. Like I said, matches mean nothing to me. Pinning you right here and now meant nothing to me. I hold this win over you, but when all is said and done you're going to get back up, dust yourself off, and come back looking for more. Well I hope you do, because while my eye will heal, and these burns will scars, the pain and punishment I inflict on you will last a lifetime. I'm not in this tournament for the Havok World Championship. I'm in this to keep you from holding that belt. That's not all though. I promise you that when I'm done, our little dance with fire's will feel like child's play compared to what's next.
In ring action kicked off with BOOSHI taking on the newcomer Jimmy Bar. The big, sleazy rookie came off as a sloppy brawler, and ended up in BOOSHI's Cross Armbreaker for the tap out submission. The self taught street fighter Jake Conway battled DZ in Bravest Division action, with the Reality Gangsters looming around. Conway took a lot of punishment, but came up short following a Double Underhook Facebuster. LG Rod and Dangerous Dan are two newcomers, who came up with a win in their debuts, but now the faced each others in hopes of showing themselves ready to move up to Xcite. Dan brought the intensity, and Rod had to think, cleverly tossing Dan outside to score a count out win. The main event saw the Excitebike star Hank Thompson explode in the ring with Doctor Degrees against the debuting Dastardly Duo. No, he literally exploded in the ring. Showing up late for the match, he crashed his bike in the ring causing a fire. The distraction lead to the Doctor taking a risk and hitting the PhDDT on Dave to score the pin and his first win in awhile.
Havok: The Clash
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena (1,000)
The EBW Network
1,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Wild Style Singles: Sal Paradise beat Trevor Mach (0:03) Chair Shot -> Pin
2. Singles: BOOSHI beat Jimmy Bar(Debut) (3:22) via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission
3. Bravest Division Singles: DZ beat Jake Conway(debut) (5:09) via Double Underhook Facebuster -> Pin
4. Singles: LG Rod beat Dangerous Dan (3:02) via Count Out
5. Tag: Doctor Degrees[o]/Hank Thompson beat Dave Dastardly(Debut)[x]/Dirk Dastardly(Debut) (10:02) via PhDDT -> Pin
EBW Saturday Night would see their new debuts face off against other recent hires in 5-Minute Time Limit Matches. The patriot solider Sgt. Strife proved his worth, standing up to Iga for five minutes for the draw. The second match ended in the same way with "Serene" Sugiyama bringing his quiet storm style against the loud, musical, and flashy DJ Milos. They too reached a time limit draw. A big match on the card saw the EBW OG Ness team with his courage Flying Man against the Zombie Accounting Team, winning the match with Ness's Rockin Bomber Alpha. The main event saw Magnum PT put the Eagleland belt on the line against the anti-patriot Stephen Collins of the Global Invasion. The brash, defiant Eagleland style against the refined mat based skill of Euroland collided, but the title bout would end in a DQ, when Hashim and Darronofsky got involved after a Mustache Ride lead to a potential pin. Sgt. Strife, Hater, and Onisuiken ran out to make the save, giving PT's team the numbers advantage. The show ended with Eagleland running off the Global Invasion....for now.
EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8 (750)
The EBW Network
750 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. 5-Minute Time Limit Singles: Sgt. Strife(Debut) vs. Iga (5:00) Draw
2. 5-Minute Time Limit Infinity Singles: Sugiyama(Debut) vs. DJ Milos (5:00) Draw
3. Mixed Tag: Ness[o]/Flying Man beat Zombie Andy/Zombie Bob[x] (4:27) via Rockin Bomber Alpha -> Pin
4. Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) beat Stephen Collins (11:09) via DQ -> 4th Defense
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Announcer: And we're back with another EBW Network News Update, and we've got some big news for you today. It's line up time, where we announce the cards for the upcoming week, and this week includes the Breakthrough 2013 Pay Per View. A few multi-man tag matches have been added to the card plus the Shoot Division Championship match for Havok. We can also announce that the concept of the Pay Per View preshow is sticking around, and you'll be able to get a glimpse of the action live on the EBW Network. EBW is taking this preshow, and will present two matches. ET and Green Destiny will take on the returning Fourside Police Squad, and the Animus Division Championship will be on the line, as Flying Man goes up against the Behemoth Mondo Mole. Will David be able to topple another Goliath?
Breakthrough 2013 Preshow
Twoson Fairgrounds(5,000)
The EBW Network
1. Tag: Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. FPS #1/FPS #2
2. EBW Animus Division Championship: Flying Man(c) vs. Mondo Mole
Breakthrough 2013
Twoson Fairgrounds (5,000)
Pay Per View
1. Havok Bravest Division Championship: Grind(c) vs. Larmore vs. Subculture
2. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Swift/Chu Chu vs. Franky/Shark #1/Shark #2
3. Havok Shoot Division Championship: Simon Stuart(c) vs. Fighter Daron
4. EBW Infinity Division Championship: Switchback(c) vs. Bolshoi
5. 6-Man Tag: Magnum PT/Hater/Onisuiken vs. Stephen Collins/Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny Darronofsky
6. Havok World Championship Decision: TBA vs. TBA
7. EBW World Championship: Firebrand X(c) vs. Noah Jennings
Announcer: Before that though, we have a big week of wrestling action for you, starting with Xcite. All the big players will be out to fight, and the main event will see the EBW World Champion team with Kinniku Mike and Ness to take on the returning Sharks in 6-Man action. The champion is looking to stay loose before his World Championship match with Noah Jennings, and joining forces with the leader of the EBW Typhoon, and the EBW OG seems like the perfect way to do just that.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
1. Infinity Division Tag: Switchback/DJ Milos vs. Bolshoi/Blue Lightning
2. Singles: Amigo vs. Iga
3. Animus Division Singles: Mondo Mole vs. Mighty Bear
4. Tag: Magnum PT/Onisuiken vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny Darronofsky
5. Singles: Noah Jennings vs. Zombie Bob
6. 6-Man: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike/Ness vs. Franky/Shark #1/Shark #2
Announcer: The Havok brand is heading into Breakthrough in a huge way, with the beginning of their Havok World Championship Tournament. You won't want to tune in late, or else you'll miss a big opening bout, featuring Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise continuing the war. The card is stacked from bottom to the main event top, where Tack Angel and Jamie OD will face off once again.
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Trevor Mach vs. Sal Paradise
2. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Troy vs. KYO
3. Havok Bravest Division Tag: Grind/Larmore vs. DZ/Ditch
4. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid(c) vs. Anwin vs. Randy no Kachi
5. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Little Mac vs. TBA
6. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Tack Angel vs. Jamie OD
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Breakthrough 2013 is less than a week away, when EBW and Havok will be at the same place at the same time, in the Twoson Fairgrounds, a venue that has already sold out. While Havok will crown its first World Champion, EBW's World Champion Firebrand X will face off against the young, egotistical, and brash Noah Jennings. The show opened with Noah in the ring with Daisuke Saito. Noah had a mic in hand and addressed the crowd amidst a chorus of boss.
Noah Jennings: ....Do you "people".....know who I am? Do any of you know who I am? Former....FOUR TIME....Eagleland Champion! I'm not even FROM Eagleland! I'm from superior Euroland, and yet I was STILL your Eagleland Champion FOUR TIMES! One-Two-Three-Four TIMES! I'm the man who proved himself more legitimate than the so called World Warrior, and opened his eyes to the fact that to be legitimate you have to be a survivor and that means doing ANYTHING to win. I am the one with Daisuke Saito in his corner. I'm the #1 Contender to the EBW World Championship. Let's analyze this shall we? Firebrand X, man who defended the Infinity Division Championship eleven times. That's not bad. We're not in the Infinity Division though, so it means nothing to me. Firebrand is a man with everything to lose, while I have everything to gain. Firebrand has his kryptonite called Gemma that I can could easily exploit, cause I'm smart enough to know that a woman's place isn't in the ring. That ring rat can go to the kitchen and make my dinner. Keep booing all you want. It maybe unpopular, but I have the RIGHT to speak my mind. Also, if I haven't offended you yet give me time, I'll get to you soon enough. So much I can do to you Firebrand X, and I might not even have to do it alone judging by the way things have been going. At Breakthrough, you will come to know me not just as Noah Jennings, but as Champion.
At this point Firebrand X made his entrance to a huge ovation, as he sized up the #1 Contender.
Firebrand X: Do you think I sweat you Noah Jennings? I ruled the Infinity Division. I broke records. I won the E-1 Climax. I won this Championship. I survived Camilo Ortega. I survived the Zodiac. I will survive you.
Noah Jennings: Even though I highly DOUBT you can "survive" me, what makes you think you only have to deal with me.
w00t: Because I'm going to see to it!
EBW President w00t made his way out, but he wasn't alone. Captain Strong flanked w00t on his way out and looked on towards Noah in the ring.
w00t: Noah, I'm not going to question your legitimacy, or I'm not going to question your claim to the #1 Contendership. Once upon a time, I would be in your place. Time changes things. Now, the way I see it, it's time we do things the right way. The perfect way. The OLD SCHOOL way! I'm issuing a Special Guest Referee for this title bout at the main event of Breakthrough. A man who knows about law and order. A man who has been to the top before, and a man who has a history with the man that helped get you that #1 Contender spot, Captain Strong!
Captain Strong: Listen up buttercup, cause I'm only going to say this once! When that bell rings, it's Strong who is in charge in that ring, and what I say goes! I came back for a reason, and that's to make sure the right man wins. Franky, if you ever TRY to come and get in my face, you'll be in store for some police brutality without due process.
Noah Jennings: You think that scares me w00t! I'm not scared of anything! You know who I am?! I'M-
Firebrand X: I'm Firebrand X.......and in my reality.....YOU are nothing.
Opening contest saw the Infinity Division Champion team with DJ Milos against #1 Contender Bolshoi and Blue Lightning. The Clown and Troll team were in top form, with Bolshoi coming out strong in this entertaining contest, and actually managing to get the better of Switchback in a back and forth sequence leading to the Moss Covered One Wheeled Unicycle and the pin. Bolshoi holds a win over the Infinity Champ heading into the big title match this week at Breakthrough.
Captain Strong: Think we shocked em?
w00t: Of course! The old school is the best school, and the people love it when a legend lays down the law.
Firebrand X: Old school is the best school huh?
w00t: Firebrand! See that? I told you to trust me. I know what I'm doing around here, and now Strong will make sure this match is called-
Firebrand X: I don't need the help. Thanks, but no thanks.
Captain Strong: ....Kid's got some guts, but when a veteran offers his hand you should probably take it.
w00t: Firebrand just has trust issues....with everyone. Firebrand, I want the World Championship match to steal the show and have everyone talking. I'm not making this a choice Firebrand. I want this match to be perfect.
Firebrand X: ....Strong...call the match....but if Franky wants to come in and get a piece....step aside. I'll be happy to oblige him.
Amigo has not been happy in recent weeks, losing gold and losing his stable, and losing a shot at the EBW World Championship. The intense grappler lost it in his match with the newcomer Iga, not giving him a chance to show his stuff as Amigo quickly shot on Iga and choked him out quickly with the Sleeper, before rushing to the back as quickly as he arrived.
Reporter #1: Amigo? Amigo! Can we get a wo-
Amigo: NO! You can have a whole lot more than that! I can give you first class trip to Emergency Room if you don't get these damn cameras out of my face! The World Warrior deserves better than this! Jennings, you upstart little traitor! Daisuke Saito, you cut my heart out, and you're going to pay for it! Franky, you messed with the wrong guy and the wrong time. I'm going to clear my head, I'm going to train, and when I'm ready......WHEN I'M READY.....I'm coming for both of you. Get out of my way!
Spiteful Crow might have finally found the creature capable of dethroning Flying Man, as Mondo Mole took on Mighty Bear. Mondo was able to overpower the big friendly bear, and made short work, using the Mondo Piledriver to score the victory. Flying Man and Mondo Mole will meet during the preshow to Breakthrough, LIVE on the EBW Network.
The Eagleland Champion Magnum PT teamed with Onisuiken against Hashim Al-Singh and Darronofsky ahead of a bigger battle at Breakthrough. Good match until the Global Invasion's Stephen Collins attacked Hater on the outside who was supporting his team, leading to Oni getting distracted and trapped in the Camel Clutch for the submission. Global Invasion moves into Breakthrough with a win.
EBW World Champion #1 Contender Noah Jennings had what he called a warm up against Zombie Bob. Noah was able to run circle around Bob, and barely broke a sweat, when he captured the win with a Stock Market Crash. After the match, Noah busted out a fake Firebrand mask, placed it on the zombie accountant, and hit another Stock Market Crash to make his point. He soaked up the boos as he signaled that a belt would soon be going around his waist.
The main event saw the hero team of Firebrand X, Ness, and Kinniku Mike joining forces from different places in EBW against the returning Sharks, who have returned in full force, and are wrecking havoc like they were never gone. Big time main event had the crowd on their feet. A big exchange between Ness and Franky felt just like old times, but a Come Out Swinging from Franky intentionally missed Ness and clocked Mike, sending him to the floor. Mike challenged Franky to come out of the ring, and Franky was happy to, but the referee tried to stop him, leading to Franky putting hands of the referee and causing a DQ. Ness, Mike, and Firebrand collided with the Sharks until Captain Strong rushed in to keep everyone back, sharing a good old fashioned face off with Franky. Strong is going to hold his own and make sure that the main event of Breakthrough is one the fans won't forget.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
2,015 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Infinity Division Tag: Bolshoi[o]/Blue Lightning beat Switchback[x]/DJ Milos (9:38) via Moss Covered One Wheeled Unicycle -> Pin
2. Singles: Amigo beat Iga (2:30) via Sleeper Hold -> Choke Out
3. Animus Division Singles: Mondo Mole beat Mighty Bear (6:22) via Mondo Pildriver -> Pin
4. Tag: Hashim Al-Singh[o]/Yvgeny Darronofsky beat Magnum PT/Onisuiken[x] (8:04) via Camel Clutch -> Submission
5. Singles: Noah Jennings beat Zombie Bob (1:40) via Stock Market Crash -> Pin
6. 6-Man: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike/Ness beat Franky/Shark #1/Shark #2 (15:50) via DQ
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Little Mac: Tonight, it's the start of the tournament to crown the first ever Havok World Champion. My client and I are looking for our first gold in some time. Everyone loves a comeback, am I right? Troy's had "trouble" coming to terms with his anger issues, but a focused Troy is an unstoppable Troy, and Little Mac ALWAYS backs a winner. I'm lacing up my boots, and putting on my gloves to ensure....that the best man wins.
Troy: That gold is MINE, because I'm Troy!
Breakthrough 2013 will crown the first Havok World Champion, but tonight would see the beginning of that road, with the tournament leading to that history making match. The new revolution, the escalation, the birth of a new champion. Havok's future will be decided at Breakthrough 2013, but which two renegades would make it to the big dance?
The show kicked off in a HUGE way with another of the bloody battles between Trevor Mach and Sal Paradise. This match couldn't wait for the show to start, as the rivals duked it out down the steps towards the ring, with Sal managing to chuck Trevor down them right into the side of the ring. The Havok Tag Team Champion looked hurt from the fall, giving Sal the early advantage, but Trevor took Sal to the ground and took control with a near Triangle Choke that forced Sal to grab the ropes and leave the ring to regain his bearings. Trevor followed him out, where the two brawled on the outside. Trevor tried to whip Sal into the steps, but his right knee gave out and Sal countered, driving his knee right into the steps. That knee, hurt from the fall slowed Trevor and Sal attacked it like it had a target on it. Trevor fought on, exchanging head butts with Sal, but just like a previous match, Sal managed to break Trevor's nose with a headbutt, allowing him to drive Trevor into the mat with a Paradise Lost for the 1-2-3! Sal Paradise won the match, moving on in the tournament, and showing that he could get the job done, but he wasn't done yet. As Trevor got up to leave Sal grabbed a mic. That wasn't all though, as he pulled a small bottle of liquid and a lighter out of a bag, lighting the ring on fire.
Sal Paradise: Where do you think you're going Trevor? You're just going to walk away from me?! You think I'm done with you?
Trevor Mach: Paradise, for once in your life take the win and let it go!
Sal Paradise: NO! I told you that I DON'T CARE about pins, wins, or losses. I already wrapped a chair around your skull and pinned you. If that's all I wanted I'd be done by now. I wanted to block your path to the Havok World Championship, and thanks to me you don't even make it out of Round 1. That's not enough for me though! You burned me a little, now I want to burn you A LOT!
Trevor Mach: I hear you Sal. I know where you're going with this. Just get to it!
Sal Paradise: This is the final chapter Trevor....the final countdown....cause I'm going to be done with you once and for all! I am forfeiting my spot in the Havok World Championship Tournament. Instead, I'm challenging you at Breakthrough to an Inferno Match, with the ring surrounded by fire. I'm not done yet th-
Trevor Mach: I'll take you-
Sal Paradise: I SAID I'M NOT DONE YET! I'm going to give you an out, since either way I'll get what I want. In this match, if the heat gets too much for you, I'll ALLOW you to say the words "I Quit", and then it's over, and you'll know that I beat you and made you quit. Either that, or you'll get tossed into the flames, and be scarred for life because of me. Either way, I win.
Trevor Mach: You don't even have to ask me Sal, cause you already know I accept. I'll even extend the "I Quit" stipulation right back at ya brah, cause I KNOW that a gutless coward like you will BLINK before I do! Hell, I might still kick you into the fire though cause I'm SICK TO DEATH OF YOU! Sal Paradise used to be somebody. You wonder why I can hardly take you seriously? It's because you're a joke. You call me the joke, but it's you. You're a dangerous joke, which is my favorite kind of joke, but this joke is tired, and it's run its course. Sal Paradise.....he used to be the man. He used to be the franchise player. He used to be the people's voice. On his worst day he was better man than most of the men that ever stepped into that ring. Now, you're a joke, and it's time to end this. Look at me, I'm bruised, I'm bloodied, I've got a broken nose, and you've pinned me twice in one week.....and yet I'm still laughing at you. I should actually thank you, cause I look at you and see what I could have been. You could call us both burnouts, but only one of us is going to flame out at Breakthrough. This war between you and me....it's not going to go out with a whimper....it's not going to go out with a bang....it's going to go out with a BOOSH!
The enraged Alpha Beta Troy locked up with the sadistic monster KYO in one on one action in the World Championship Tournament. This one was a brawl much like the previous bout, but you had Mac in Troy's corner trying to calm him down, and focus him back into the ring. Mac's frustration was apparent, and he had to get Troy's foot on the rope, when Troy's anger lead to him missing a Punt Kick and eating a Cradle Piledriver shortly after. Mac had tried to manage KYO recently, but had no qualms clocking him in the back of the head late in the match, giving Troy his opportunity for another Punt Kick and the pin. KYO was none too pleased and chased off Mac after the bout.
The Bravest Division was on display before the big 3-Way title bout at Breakthrough, as champion Grind teamed with one of his opponents Larmore against DZ and Ditch of the Reality Gangsters. Rough and tumble brawl, with Subbie on the outside running interference lead to a distraction on Larmore, who then ate the Bootlegger from Ditch, while DZ kept the Lucha Blades user Grind away by taking his skates out from under him with Ditch scored the pin. Reality Gangsters got the momentum heading into that title bout. The odds are stacked up against fan favorite champion Grind.
The Television title was on the line next, as the explosive champion full of heart Cherub Kid put his title on the line for the 3rd time in that many weeks, against previous challengers Anwin and Randy no Kachi. Exciting match up more explosive and technical than the previous bouts in the night, with Shadow working on the outside to try and help Randy no Kachi. Anwin and RnK focused on each other, with several heated exchanges, but Anwin would explode with his stiff kicks whenever they took focus off the champion. Late in the bout Anwin and RnK whipped Cherub to the ropes that Shadow pulled down, leading to Cherub falling to the outside and taking a spill. Cherub spent the last year working off several injuries, and it looked like he might have hurt himself from the fall. Anwin and RnK countered finishers, until Randy was able to slam his No Kachi Cutter and score the pin, giving him the win and the Havok Television Championship. Cherub Kid lost the title without being involved in the final result, but Randy no Kachi is the new Television Champion.
The next match resumed the Havok World Championship Tournament, with the legend Little Mac stepping in the ring to take on a mystery opponent. The mystery was revealed, as Dynamic Dougie made his return to wrestling, but with a new look, no longer looking like his happy silly self, with his signature ginger hair is long dreads while wearing black and yellow tights. Mac felt assured that a win was on the way during the introduction, but the moment the bell rang, Dougie socked Mac in the mouth and set him up for a sudden Spinning DDT and pinned him for the 1-2-3. Dynamic Dougie made a huge impact on his first night back with a super fast victory over Little Mac. After the match, a stunned Mac stood back, questioning why Troy didn't help. Justice 87 were on the way down to the ring to congratulate Dougie until he grabbed a microphone.
Dynamic Dougie: Trevor....Tack...stay where you are. Don't come any closer, cause I've got something to say, and I want all eyes on me for this. For years, I have been the bumbling Dynamic Dougie. The "goofy ginger" cousin of one Trevor Mach. I have NEVER been given the respect I deserve, and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of not getting the CHANCE to even EARN that respect. I'm sick of playing second fiddle, and I'm not going to miss out on my career. I'm not going to sit back years from now and wonder what the hell happened, when I should have been the greatest wrestler in this ring. Let me run some facts and figures by all of you. I've been in wrestling for years, even taking part in the main event of a Victory Explosion people around here don't like to talk about due to "reasons". I mean....let's just say my body was on loan, which is the only reason I lost. Haven't had a World title match since. I've been Tag Champion, and when the other company had a Royal Crown Champion I got that belt....by beating Trevor. Yes, I do know that I'm the best Mach in wrestling. I'm younger, hungrier, and I'm not riddled with injuries. My back is strong, my knees are solid, and my brain is.....well....intact. All I needed was time....time to get a grip on my life, train my body, and shake off the stigma of being being the doofy, dumb, "Dynamic" Dougie. Don't call me that anymore. I'm tired of it. My name is Dougie Mach. This is Havok, the new brand, and this is a new Dougie. This is the escalation of Dougie Mach, and my road to the Havok World Championship.
The fans had little time to process the return of Dougie Mach, as Tack Angel tangled with Firestarter's Hooligan Jamie OD in an epic back and forth battle full of hard and heavy strikes. Easily the longest match of the night, TV time almost ran out as we neared the final minutes. As the minutes ticked on Tack attempted an Angel Driver, but Jamie flipped out of it and ran the ropes to come back with the Penalty Kick, but Tack avoided that as well, coming back with a Roundhouse Kick that hit Jamie in the face, and took him off his feet. Blood began to pour profusely, from the face, with the referee moving Jamie into the corner to check on the condition, ultimately ending the match in a Referee Stoppage victory for Tack. We would later learn that Jamie OD suffered a shattered orbital bone from the kick. Despite the wars between Justice 87 and Firestarter, Tack Angel still tried to apologize to Jamie OD just like the consummate protagonist is known for and helped him to the stretcher. Proving that Tack's kicks are more dangerous that ever, the Pushpin Seraphim will move on in the Havok World Championship Tournament, but with Sal Paradise bowing out, what will happen next in this tournament?
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1,500 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Sal Paradise beat Trevor Mach (15:50) via Paradise Lost -> Pin
2. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Troy beat KYO (9:08) via Punt Kick -> Pin
3. Havok Bravest Division Tag: DZ/Ditch[o] beat Grind/Larmore[x] (8:33) via Bootlegger -> Pin
4. Havok Television Championship: Randy no Kachi beat Cherub Kid(c) and Anwin[x] (6:59) via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin -> 2nd Generation Havok Television Champion!
5. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Dougie Mach beat Little Mac (0:09) via Spinning DDT -> Pin
6. Havok World Championship Tournament Rd.1: Tack Angel beat Jamie OD (20:22) via Referee Stoppage
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The Pre-Breakthrough Saturday Night Wars begin with Havok: The Clash followed by EBW Saturday Night! It's Live! It's Explosive! It's Now!
The Clash kicked off with a big announcement from Ryan IQ concerning the Havok World Championship Tournament. He stated that since Sal Paradise forfeit his spot in the Tournament that Tack Angel would receive a bye into the finals. After Tack's skull shattering kick to Jamie OD that might put him on the bench for some time, nobody really stepped up to disagree with the decision. Tack Angel came out to the roar of the crowd and apologized on air to Jamie OD, before blaming his deadly kicks on his recent lack of depression, meaning joy turns Tack into a death machine. Go figure. Degrees scored another win with the help of his new tag partner Hank Thompson, when Thompson's surgically repaired leg shattered, forcing Thompson to collapse on Macho Mask #2, holding him down while the good Doctor trapped #1 in the Schroedinger Special to get the submission. Anwin bounced back from his loss on Chaos TV by taking on the scrappy rookie Jake Conway. Conway held his own, but a Based Bomber scored Anwin the win. The main event was a solid battle in the Havok World Championship Tournament between Troy and Dougie Mach. Dougie's no nonsense attitude was on full display, taking no gruff from the Alpha Beta bully. A big Punt Kick from Troy surprisingly ended in a 2 Count Troy started losing it while Mac tried to talk to him, and that finally forced Mac to leave the ringside. A puzzled Troy opened himself up to a Spinning DDT and the pin from Dougie Mach. With that win the title match for Breakthrough is set, with Tack Angel and Dougie Mach facing off for the Havok World Championship at Breakthrough.
Havok: The Clash
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena (1,000)
The EBW Network
1,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Tag: Doctor Degrees[o]/Hank Thompson beat Macho Mask #1[x]/Macho Mask #2 (6:18) via Schroedinger Special -> Submission
2. Singles: Anwin beat Jake Conway (6:22) via Based Bomber -> Pin
3. Havok World Championship Tournament: Dougie Mach beat Troy (14:04) via Spinning DDT -> Pin
Saturday Night saw big action from the newer stars of the brand, as "Serene" Sugiyama went up against Blue Lightning. The troll of EBW wasn't able to make a bro mad, but he did get the win after going high risk with the Troller Coaster. The Fourside Police Squad showed a new vicious, methodical style never seem before from the tandem as they battled the Zombie Accountants. A Gun Stun from #1 to Bob lead to the pin. Sgt. Strife took on Hashim Al-Singh in the opener. Strife had Eagleland on his side, but Hashim had the Global Invasion literally at ringside as opposed to Strife's metaphorical back up, which is more just people supporting him than actually doing anything physically....unlike the Global Invasion who got involv- they were on the outside cheating is what I'm trying to say. Despite this Strife held on until the Global Invasion decided they were tired of waiting and attacked, ending the match with a DQ victory for Strife. Eagleland Champion Magnum PT came out to make the save, ending the show with another face off between Eagleland and the Global Invasion.
EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8 (750)
The EBW Network
750 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Infinity Division Singles: Blue Lightning beat Sugiyama (5:09) via Troller Coaster -> Pin
2. Tag: FPS #1[o]/FPS #2 beat Zombie Andy/Zombie Bob[x] (8:03) via Gun Stun -> Pin
3. Singles: Sgt. Strife beat Hashim Al-Singh (10:19) via DQ
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EBW and Havok came together tonight in the same building, the Twoson Fairgrounds, in front of a packed crowd for Breakthrough 2013. The biggest night of the post VE season so far, tonight would prove to be monumental for both brands, and shake the status quo forever. The Preshow saw EBW run the show, with Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny teaming against the Fourside Police Squad, that ended rather quickly, with Destiny used the Emerald Frosion on #1 to capture the win.
Flying Man once again fought off the evil schemes of Spiteful Crow, by defending the Animus Division Championship against Mondo Mole. The Mole was bigger, stronger, and just smart enough to know to stay inside the ring lest he suffer the same fate as Titanic Ant. However, Flying Man outsmarted his opponent yet again, using momentum from a failed charge to trap him in a Roll Up and score the defense. Spiteful Crow's gallery of goons just can't quite stop the heroic Flying Man.
The lights came up all the way to show off the set, and officially kick off the start of Breakthrough 2013 LIVE on Pay Per View. The set reflected the conflicted nature of the show, with Havok setting up its own entrance to rally the renegades in attendance, and the fans obviously were taking sides with dueling "EBW" and "Havok" chants throughout the evening.
The official show got off to hot start with the Bravest Division 3-Way title bout with Grind's title on the line. High flying action met brawling action, with no rules except when it comes to interference. Subculture preyed on Larmore's desire to overthrow Grind, using the Counter Culture on Larmore to pin him after Larmore had taken Grind out of action with the Rolling Rock. Subculture finally brought gold to the Reality Gangsters, using street smarts to cheat the champ.
The EBW Typhoon were looking to take out the returning Sharks before they could become a major menace, while The Sharks claimed that the Typhoon were copying them, leading to this 6-man brawl. Exciting action, with Kinniku Mike controlling the pace of the match, hitting the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb on Shark #1, as Swift POUNCED #2, and Franky was in the clutches of Chu Chu. However, the sneaky Franky pulled a blackjack out of his pocket and smacked Chu Chu hard with it, forcing a DQ. The Sharks also pulled out foreign objects and went to town on the Typhoon with Franky saying that if the Typhoon wanted to be accurate copy cats they had to throw the rules out the window.
Simon Stuart put the Havok Shoot Division Championship on the line against the first man to capture 3 Mastery Medals in the Era of Escalation Fighter Daron. A solid Shoot Rules match, with a competitive back and forth feel. Daron's new found rage lead to an amazing ability to absorb punishment. A back and forth punch fest from the bloody fighters had the crowd going wild, and will surely be featured in highlight reels for sometime to come. The match ended in a draw, with the judges awarding the bout to the champion based on points, but you can't deny the absolute heart of Daron in the match up.
We switched back to EBW for the Infinity Division title match between Switchback and the challenger Bolshoi. The clowned prince of EBW proved that he had Switchback's number in recent days, with many near falls in this match as well, but the champ stepped up his game, escaping a Bolshoi Bomb and turning it into a hurricanrana and following up with the lucha blades styled Rolling Shooting Star Press and the pin.
EBW and Havok advertised a 4 match main event, with titles on the line, the end of a war, possible burning, and the conflict between Eagleland and the Global Invasion. First up, at a second location not too far from the Fairgrounds, one final war to settle the score. Trevor Mach vs. Sal Paradise in an Inferno Match.
In the outdoor location Mach and Paradise butted heads in the middle of the ring, talking trash as the referee announced the rules. First man to burn loses, however the I Quit option was also on the table. The flames engulfed the ring and a wild stiff brawl was underway. The flames obviously made it hard to breath, as it ate up all the oxygen, but the heated rivals didn't let it slow them down. Paradise scored an early advantage, tagging Mach's broken nose and slamming him to the mat, with the flames rising with every impact. Sal tried to force Trevor into the fire, but Trevor trapped him in a Triangle Choke. Sal panicked, trying to carefully grab a rope for leverage. A very bloody Mach came back minutes later with a Macha Ye that sent Sal into the corner, but Sal quickly escaped the corner as a smirking Mach stomped down on the ring to raise the fire, sending Paradise to the center of the ring where the two traded blows. Months of wars poured out of the rivals, culminating in a moment where Sal thought he had finally achieved victory with a Paradise Lost, but as Sal pulled Trevor to the ropes, Trevor managed to trip him onto the second ropes which he quickly pulled away from, but then found himself in the clutches of Mach, who took to the top and grabbed him by the head and neck, forcing him near the fire. Sal spit at Trevor and told him he didn't have the guts, but as Trevor forced Sal closer and closer to the fire he was the first to blink, and had no choice, but to verbally submit. A slightly charred and bloody Trevor Mach finally put an end to the feud with Sal Paradise, who rolled around on the floor, wide eyed and speechless. With Tack Angel putting Jamie OD out of action, Justice 87 finally wins the war with Firestarter.
The next in the big main event series saw EBW Eagleland Champion lead his patriots Hater and Onisuiken against the Global Invasion. A rag tag team wearing our country's colors proud, just as the Invasion was tearing up the flag in the ring. Another multi-man brawl, with the Global Invasion dominating early on with their varied Euro-land styles of wrestling, but the blue collar third generation PT and the patriots in the crowd came back, with Hashim taking the pin following the Mustache Ride. Eagleland wins tonight as the color fly over the Fairgrounds.
The Havok World Championship Tournament has been a short yet hectic ride, with Tack Angel rising to the occasion like the consummate protagonist that he is. The other entrant was quite the surprise, and he's got the wrestling world talking. Dougie Mach, the former Dynamic One, has a new attitude, a new hunger, and a new approach to his in ring game that has paid off big time, with wins over Little Mac and Troy. Now the two would collide in a big time Angel vs. Mach showdown. Dougie wasn't sweating Tack's vicious kicks as evidenced by an early moment in the match where Dougie took a kick just to get close enough to take Tack off his feet. Dougie mauled him on the ground, with Tack having to fight his way back to his feet, where he regained control, yet couldn't get the pin even after an Angel Driver. Dougie later countered with his new Spinning DDT variation of his former Dynamic DDT, but also only got a 2-Count. Tack tried to be respectful to his tag partner's cousin and shake hands after all the counters, but Dougie slapped his hand away and delivered an elbow straight into his mouth. Tack countered with a kick that took Dougie off his feet, followed by another kick taking him to the mat. He tried going high risk with the moonsault, but Dougie put his feet up at the last second. Both men were struggling to get up with Little Mac made his way out. Mac made it look like he was out to get his hands on Dougie for costing him his shot, with Tack standing in the way to stop him. That's when Dougie attacked from behind, with the reverse DDT. He then lifted Tack up as Mac revealed his true intentions, backing Dougie and telling him to finish it. An Impaler DDT finished the job with the 1-2-3. Dougie Mach came back one week ago, and now finds himself a World Champion for the first time. The FIRST Havok World Champion. Ryan IQ and Hailey Havok rushed to the ring to hand the new champion, the first champion his title belt.
Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! I guess you EBW guys can listen in too, cause you're witnessing history in the making. Dougie Mach has captured his first World Championship, our FIRST World Champion! Whatcha go to say for yourself Dougie?
Dougie Mach: The history books.....are going to say that a Mach is the first Havok World Champion. It's not the Mach everyone would have expected. It's wasn't the Angel either. It wasn't Troy, and it wasn't KYO. It was Dougie Mach. I could go on, but instead....I'll just hold up my new belt. Ginger bastard? I don't think so! Havok World Champion? Absolutely!
Little Mac: Give me that mic! Dougie Mach, when you upset me last week, I realized that you were the true diamond of the Mach Family. I realized that you were the true potential, the true champion, the true franchise. All of that untapped potential has come out, and I knew it was time to stop wasting time, and hitch my wagon onto the rocket ship ready to explode in wrestling. Your skills, your youth, and your new hunger, matched with my experience and knowledge. The two of us will be unstoppable in this brand.
Dougie Mach: All eyes are on me. It's about damn. Tack Angel, look at this belt, and look who is holding it. You have just witnessed the Escalation of Dougie Mach!
The final main event was up next, as Firebrand X put his EBW World Championship on the line against the controversial mouth and former 4-Time Eagleland Champion Noah Jennings. Captain Strong would serve as special guest referee to keep Franky and the Sharks from moving in. Franky indeed tried to get involved during the opening prematch title ceremony, but Strong stood his ground on the ramp and Franky pulled back. He even forced Daisuke Saito to the back before the match even started. EBW's King Firebrand X battled through Camilo Ortega and the Zodiac to reach this point, and just seemed to look even more pumped in the opening minutes as he ran down Noah repeatedly in the opening minutes. Hot action from the champ, but Noah showed off his actual wrestling talent countering Firebrand, and trying to lock him in a proper submission, but Firebrand fought out of it. Noah was climbing an uphill battle against the champ and the fans, but wormed his way out of many pin attempts and lured Firebrand to the outside where he went on the attack. A trip from Noah to Firebrand had the champ land face first onto the ring steps, with Noah stomping his head down, shattering the iconic mask. He did all he could to be underhanded behind Strong's back, using his wrist take to choke the champ and hiding it best he could, but the Captain was vigilant, and broke the choke, almost DQ'ing Noah for the action. Late in the match Firebrand on was on top again, coming back from a Stock Market Crash and hitting a Crash Fire Buster of his own and looking to make the pin. That's when Franky and The Sharks ran into the ring. Strong stood between them and Firebrand, as the other FPS joined alongside him. That's when the unthinkable happened, and Captain Strong turned to Firebrand and clocked him over the head with a baton. The Sharks and the Fourside Police embraced in the middle of the ring, before Franky and Strong helped Noah Jennings to his feet. They lifted the champ for a Stock Market Crash and Strong counted the 1-2-3. Noah Jennings was the new EBW World Champion, but through controversy and one of the biggest screw jobs in the history of EBW World Championship bouts. Franky and Strong kicked Firebrand out of the ring, as President w00t rushed down to the ring. He looked about ready to lambast the whole group, when a look of anger turned to laughter, and embraced his new champion. EBW's roster poured out onto the stage, as w00t pointed to the screen behind them. The logo for the pay per view went to black, and one word appeared......."Perfection".
w00t: If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, I have EBW's best interests at heart, and you know what I demand? Perfection! What you see here is the best of the old school, the best school, and you've got the shining hope of the new school, that is going to continue our legacy. When I gained control of EBW, all I had to do was play the face and get people to like me, but I've been waiting for YEARS to make a power play, and when Ryan IQ made his move I decided it was time to make mine. I control EBW, and I demand a tight ship. I demand everyone falls in line and does what I say, because I'm the President and I am a genius. I demand Perfection, and that's what EBW has once again. PERFECTION!
Noah Jennings: Do you people know who I am? Do you? If you didn't before you do now. I'm Noah Jennings. I am Perfection. I am.....the EBW World Champion!
Breakthrough 2013 Preshow
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1. Tag: Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny[o] beat FPS #1[x]/FPS #2 (6:03) via Emerald Frosion -> Pin
2. EBW Animus Division Championship: Flying Man(c) beat Mondo Mole (8:20) via Roll Up -> Pin -> 4th Defense
Breakthrough 2013
Twoson Fairgrounds (5,000)
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5,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Havok Bravest Division Championship: Subculture beat Grind(c) and Larmore[x] (10:01) via Counter Culture -> Pin -> 2nd Generation Bravest Division Champion!
2. 6-Man Tag: Kinniku Mike/Swift/Chu Chu beat Franky/Shark #1/Shark #2 (16:23) via DQ
3. Havok Shoot Division Championship: Simon Stuart(c) beat Fighter Daron (15:00) Unanimous Decision -> 1st Defense
4. EBW Infinity Division Championship: Switchback(c) beat Bolshoi (9:22) via Rolling Shooting Star Press -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
5. Inferno Match: Trevor Mach beat Sal Paradise (12:31) via Verbal Submission
6. 6-Man Tag: Magnum PT[o]/Hater/Onisuiken beat Stephen Collins/Hashim Al-Singh[x]/Yvgeny Darronofsky (13:10) via Mustache Ride -> Pin
7. Havok World Championship Decision: Dougie Mach beat Tack Angel (12:51) via Impaler DDT -> Pin -> 1st Generation Havok World Champion!
8. EBW World Championship: Noah Jennings beat Firebrand X(c) (19:29) via Stock Market Crash -> Pin -> 28th Generation EBW World Champion! Special Referee: Captain Strong
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Announcer: Welcome to a big Post Breakthrough edition of the EBW Network News Break! The foundations were shaken once again in this sport that is constantly changing, with President w00t reforming his Perfection stable, and placing Noah Jennings at the top of the company as EBW World Champion. On the Havok side of things, Ryan IQ has crowned his first champion in the form of Mach.....Dougie Mach. The younger cousin of Trevor Mach has come back to immediately find himself with his first World Championship and now the managerial services of Little Mac. Big changes are definitely expected from EBW, now that w00t has revealed his true intentions and vision for EBW, but changes are coming for Havok as well. Not satisfied that the Havok World Championship match didn't top the card, Havok threatened to break from the Network Pay Per View format until a new compromise was reached. The number of Pay Per Views in a year are being cut down, with Zero Hour and Last Clash announced as the only joint Pay Per Views for this year. From now on, Every two weeks on a Sunday, EBW and Havok will alternate with Pay Per View caliber specials. That means in two weeks, Havok will present its first special show, while 2 weeks after that EBW will have the night for themselves. Havok's first special has already been titled "Megabrawl" and the rumor is that the venue will be in Threed. We'll have more information as we get it, but we can tell you that the 1st Generation Havok World Champion Dougie Mach will be putting the title on the line against an as yet unnamed opponent. Speaking of the new champion, Justice 87 had some words for the history making Dougie Mach...
Trevor Mach: *clap clap clap* Well done Dougie! Well done! I'm proud of you, I really am. It's not everyday a Mach gets to put one over Tack Angel, but you pulled it off. I mean suuuuure....Little Mac MIGHT have helped a little tiny bit, but surely you didn't NEED the help right? Right? I don't know, I'm not so sure. What do you think Tack?
Tack Angel: I never underestimate an opponent on his own, let alone when he has someone in his corner.
Trevor Mach: That's not the response I was looking for Tack. I'm trying to psyche him out here and you're being all respectful and shit!
Tack Angel: ......and shit.
Trevor Mach: What?!
Tack Angel: Nothing.
Trevor Mach: In all seriousness brah, you're family, and that means something. That means I MIGHT feel a little sorry when I cave your skull in with the Macha Ye. That's what you're expecting right? You're expecting me to come for you and your newly won title right? Winning the Havok World Championship.....that would be something. My first singles gold since coming back. That win would almost be as sweet as when I got to adopt Little M's, or that time I found 20 bucks in my pocket when I was doing laundry. The golden moments in life to be sure. However, I'm taking my tag title reign very seriously, it's just as important to me. Justice 87, we're going to solidify ourselves as the greatest tag team in any promotion. We've held the gold in EBW, AGES, and now here in Havok. So no Dougie, I'm not gunning for you. I want that to haunt you at night, cause one day I'm going to change my mind, and you have no idea when that is. Frankly, neither do I. That's what makes it so much fun! BOOSH!
Tack Angel: I'm going to want a rematch myself down the line, but I'm focused on these belts too, and this week we're going to put them on the line against the two guys that stole the show in their title bout. Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart, my brother in law, and Fighter Daron. Those guys really brought it and excited the crowd. It will be an honor to put the belts on the line this week.
Trevor Mach: We're challenging not just them, but any team to come into Havok, and bring your A game, cause you're not dealing with just any tag team. You're dealing with Justice 87!
Tack Angel: I still wish we could've had the name-
Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack, I REALLY like the name Justice 87!
Tack Angel: I'm just not as big on the 80's as you are! Too much bravado and-
Trevor Mach: What? Say it! I know what you were going to say. Machismo right?! Too much Machismo?! NO SUCH THING!
Tack Angel: That's not what I meant!
Lady M's: Trevor, you forgot to turn the camera off again.
Trevor Mach: Aww dammit! Make sure you edit out the last couple minutes before this airs for me would ya?
Lady M's: You got it.
w00t: I've heard just about enough of the T'nT Show, I don't know about anyone else. For those of you who have had your head under a rock on Mars with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears, I'm the President of EBW. I am the trivia master. I am the genius. I am w00t. It's been awhile since we've really had a good chat, so I'm interrupting this broadcast to reintroduce myself. See, for years I've been waiting to make a power play, and the opportunity fell into my lap when I assumed the role of President. Of course Ryan IQ would have blocked my interests, but once he left it was all too easy to line up my vision for EBW and that vision is....Perfection. The old school had it right, the new generation will have to fall in line if they want to climb onto our backs and take the ride to the top. Noah Jennings understood that, and look at him. He's your new EBW World Champion. Yeah, everyone knows who he is now. The gentlemen next to me are my oldest and dearest friends. Franky and Captain Strong. We went through wars together. We beat the hell out of each other, and through that a bond was formed. A bond that lead to a mutual understanding that we were the best this sport had ever seen, and if anyone was going to decide EBW's future it was us. We waited and waited, but the time is now. EBW's new era needs new heroes, so I hope everyone in the roster is listening closely. Loyalty is highly valued....and rewarded. The new era starts this week with the crowning of new Tag Team Champions. Justice 87 thought they left us in a lurch, but all they did was provide opportunity for a better tag team to be crowned. A tag team that exudes......Perfection.
Firebrand X: I noticed that your new vision doesn't seem to include your former World Champion. What? You think you're the only one who can interrupt a broadcast? This is my reality, and your "vision" could not be more incompatible. w00t....Noah....Franky....Strong....don't hunt what you can't kill. The legend of the phoenix must be lost on you. You can beat me, you can turn me to ash, but I'll rise up even brighter and burn away the parasites. See you on Xcite.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
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1. Tag Team Tournament: Franky/Captain Strong vs. Kinniku Mike/Swift vs. FPS #1/FPS #2 vs. Ness/Flying Man
2. Infinity Division Singles: Blue Lightning vs. Sugiyama
3. Infinity Division Singles: Bolshoi vs. DJ Milos
4. Non-Title Singles: Noah Jennings vs. Chu Chu
5. Tag Team Tournament: Magnum PT/Onisuiken vs. Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny Darronofsky vs. Shark #1/Shark #2 vs. Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny
6. EBW Tag Team Championship Decision: TBD
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
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1. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: BOOSHI[0] vs. Jake Conway[0]
2. Singles: Cherub Kid vs. Anwin vs. TBA
3. Havok Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)/Trevor Mach(c) vs. Simon Stuart/Fighter Daron
4. Bravest Division Tag: Grind/Larmore vs. Subculture/DZ
5. Tag: Dougie Mach/Little Mac vs. Dave Dastardly/Dirk Dastardly
6. Havok World Championship #1 Contender: KYO vs. Akinan
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w00t: This is it people! This is the high life. Perfection is in the house, and we're in charge. No more public transportation for my champion. Police escort and a brand new expensive limo.
Noah Jennings: An entrance worthy of the EBW World Champion Mr. President, you've outdone yourself this time.
w00t: You haven't seen anything yet. Wait...who is this? Well who do we have here? It's been a long time......Rude.
Rude: Sir.
w00t: You're looking well. Nice suit by the way. Looking quite refined. What can I do for you?
Rude: I heard what you said about loyalty.
w00t: I do value it above al...well most things.
Rude: I want back in. When you're reforming Perfection, it pays to have a little rudeness on your side.
w00t: I like that. You're absolutely right. Welcome to the family Rude. Welcome back to EBW. Hahaha!
EBW is forever changed....again.....again again....with President w00t's resurrection of Perfection, and the return of legends to take over EBW and direct its future. Wrestlers old and new will not have to pick sides in an uncertain time.
w00t: Behold! I cleaned the place up a bit, what do you think? Feels like old times right?
Franky: The old times didn't have naked women just waiting in the hot tub.
w00t: Oh them? They're for you guys....after your tag matches tonight that is. You DO intend on winning the Tag Team Championships tonight don't you?
Franky: As if you have any doubts!
Captain Strong: Law and Disorder have this in the bag Sir.
w00t: Law and Disorder? I like that. I like that a lot! Hahaha! Go show them how the old school does business gentlemen. Rude? Do me a favor since you're back in the family.....go pick a fight with someone. I don't care who. Go set an example. Spread the word and let the wrestler's know they have two weeks to sign their brand new contracts. Sure, most of them will be taking a pay cut, but I'm sure they'll have no problems if their careers are on the line.
The opening contest featured 4 teams facing off as part of the Tag Team Tournament to crown new champions. Franky and Strong debuted their tag team Law and Disorder against EBW Typhoon, Fourside Police Squad, and the inter species tandem of Ness and Flying Man. Hectic battle, with two of the teams working together in the early going, namely the members of Perfection. By the time Ness and Mike realized what was going on it was too late, as Franky used a Fingerpoke on FPS #1 and pinned him to seal their spot in the Tag Tournament Finals. Cheap way to win a match for the Perfection stable, but maybe a sign of the new status quo.
After the match Ness and Flying Man went to the back for reporter interviews....
Reporter #1: Ness! Ness! How do you feel about the reformation of one of the most dominate stables in EBW history and the screwy nature of the last match?
Ness: .....
Reporter #1: ...I don't know what I was expecting.
Flying Man: This was a travesty and a the coward's way out. Wrestling is a sport of honor, and right now EBW needs heroes to show the kids that the light still shines.
Kinniku Mike: We can't provide the light, but sometimes a little darkness can get the job done.
Flying Man: Eh?
Kinniku Man: They screwed us too, and Franky personally has it out for the Typhoon. Problem is he's looking at the real live shit, and if he thinks he can top these manly tits, he's got another thing coming! Uuuu!
Flying Man: Try not to swear please. The children don't need to hear it.
Kinniku Mike: Uuuu?
Swift: >:C
Chu Chu: They are trying to say that we should stick together. Think about it.
Ness: .....
Infinity action saw Blue Lightning take on "Serene" Sugiyama, with the rookie holding his own, but ultimately take the Troller Coaster to defeat.
Meanwhile, Bolshoi recovered from his Breakthrough loss to Switchback, by defeating DJ Milos. The clown is focused and looking for a rematch. With Switchback give it to him?
The new EBW World Champion Noah Jennings came out flanked by the Sharks and the Fourside Police Squad for the next bout, as he was set to take on Chu Chu. He said he wanted to prove himself a fighting champion, yet didn't put the title on the line. Exciting action with Chu Chu going full steam ahead while Noah played the worm, and tried to escape Chu Chu's intensity at every turn. Late in the match Noah got outside followed by Chu Chu. As the Sharks tried to get to him, Swift and Mike rushed down to make the save. However, Perfection has the numbers, and FPS were able to stun Chu Chu with a stun gun, allowing Noah to whip into the crowd, and rolled back into the ring to take the count out victory.
Rude: Ness, been a long time man. Missed getting the opportunity to lay your ass out cold. Just like old times.
?: You made a very big mistake assuming it was just like old times Rude. He may not have seen you coming, but I did.
Rude: Huh? Who are you?
?: The worst possible thing you could have met in this hallway.
Four more teams packed the ring for the Tag Team Championship Tournament, with Magnum PT looking to earn more gold alongside Onisuiken, while Hashim Al-Singh and Yvgeny Darronofsky did all they could to take out the patriots. The Sharks were smarmy as always, using the heat between those to teams to blindside both, but ET and Green Destiny were the odds on favorites, and pulled out the big win, when ET slammed a Shark with the Brainbuster and quickly pinned them. They wouldn't have long to celebrate or even rest though, as Law and Disorder quickly rushed the ring to assault them and begin the Tag Team Championship Decision match.
Exciting action between the veteran tandem and the team from Edo, with stiff strikes and head drops being the overall theme of the bout. Late in the match, Rude rushed out to shout for the Sharks who were surrounding the ring and they ran to the back, with the FPS stayed near ringside to get involved whenever possible. Green Destiny looked to have the win after an Emerald Frosion on Strong, but the FPS pulled the ref out of the ring, telling him to make the "right" call. When Harvey Refman refused to be corrupted, President w00t rushed out as Strong hit the Gun Stun on ET and made a fast count himself, awarding the Tag Team Championships to Law and Disorder.
Noah Jennings joined his fellow champions in the ring to celebrate the quick success of Perfection, but as w00t smiled on, Rude rushed back out and tried to get his attention. The matter he wanted w00t to see however, appeared on the tron.
Firebrand X: This was a nice limo w00t. Real shame that something happened to it. Hope it didn't cost you too much. I'm not feeling as bad about breaking the Sharks though. w00t, you and Noah Jennings took something that belongs to me, and I'm going to get it back. Like I said, don't hunt what you can't kill. Now comes the fun part. Where I get the title back. Sleep with one eye open, and always watch your back. Because I'm coming after you......all of you.
EBW: Xcite
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2,015 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Tag Team Tournament: Franky[o]/Captain Strong beat Kinniku Mike/Swift vs. FPS #1[o]/FPS #2 vs. Ness/Flying Man (14:41) via Finger Poke -> Pin
2. Infinity Division Singles: Blue Lightning beat Sugiyama (6:25) via Troller Coaster -> Pin
3. Infinity Division Singles: Bolshoi beat DJ Milos (8:13) via Moss Covered One Wheeled Unicycle -> Pin
4. Non-Title Singles: Noah Jennings beat Chu Chu (4:09) via Count Out
5. Tag Team Tournament: Eivion Thanatos[o]/Green Destiny beat Magnum PT/Onisuiken, Hashim Al-Singh/Yvgeny Darronofsky, and Shark #1/Shark #2[x] (16:01) via Brainbuster -> Pin
6. EBW Tag Team Championship Decision: Franky/Captain Strong[o] beat Eivion Thanatos[x]/Green Destiny (8:42) via Gun Stun -> Pin -> 35th Generation EBW Tag Team Champions!
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Announcer: Time for another EBW Network News Update. EBW's Xcite was quite eventful this week, with Perfection taking charge, and Firebrand X standing up to them with rebellious vandalism. The EBW President was wanting to take legal action, but no one seems to know where Firebrand X lives....so....where would one deliver a subpena? The episode also saw the return of another EBW veteran in the form of Rude, who held all kinds of titles in the past, and has affiliated himself with Perfection once again. Havok, not to be outdone, is now touting that a well known names will be jumping to the new revolution, the list of names had one member of Justice 87 less that pleased...
Tack Angel: Man, I still can't get over this place.
Cherub Kid: Don'na sutekina ie!
Tack Angel: Yeah I know right?
Little M's: .....
Tack Angel: Hey Little M's it's me Tack!
Little M's: .....
Tack Angel: Tack Angel.....I'm a friend of your father's.
Little M's: .....
Tack Angel: Breaks into my house a lot? Made me shoot him once?
Little M's: *nod*
Tack Angel: Oh good, you remember me. So hey, I was looking for Trevor, cause we have to talk about something kind of important regarding the next Havok show. You know where I can find him?
Little M's: *points*
Tack Angel: Oh alright, thank you! Just down that hall? Man, I'm not used to this new pad yet. Cherub, wait here ok?
Cherub Kid: Hai.
Tack: I'll be right back.
Cherub Kid: .....
Little M's: .....
Cherub Kid: ....Konichiwa! Watashi wa Cherub Kid des!
Little M's: *giggle* *wave*
Cherub Kid: Kyō wa suteki ni mieru. Hehe.
Little M's: *shrug*
Cherub Kid: Sōda ne! Anata wa nihongo ga hanasemase?
Little M's: .....*shrug*
Cherub Kid: ...Y...you...l-look...ve.....very....n-n-n-nice...today.
Little M's: Th-thank you.
Cherub Kid: Hai. *bows*
Little M's: *bows*
Tack Angel: Hey Trevor, sorry I didn't know but I'm a bit rushed! See we have to talk about-
Lady M's: ......
Tack Angel: ....Oh......Oh my....G-
Lady M's: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Lady M's: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Lady M's: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Tack Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Tack Angel: Tali...I am SOOOOOOOO-
Lady M's: Shut up Tack....just shut up. Here is what's going to happen right now. I'm going to continue to enjoy my bubble bath, and you're going to leave this room right now, and throw yourself out the window, because I'm not going to get out. You got me?
Tack Angel: I'm going to what? I-I-uh.....*sigh*.....but I need to talk to Trevor about-
Lady M's: TACK!
Tack Angel: Awww shucks.....fine....I'll throw myself out the window. You have a lovely home by the way.....big bathroom.
Lady M's: Thank you....we invest....now get the fuck out.
*SMASH!*
Tack Angel: *sigh* I REALLY hope I land on something soft.
Trevor Mach: The hell was that?!
Lady M's: ....Nothing.
Trevor Mach: You've got that shifty look in your eyes. Did something-
Lady M's: I don't recall saying you could come up for air yet!
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Announcer: While we never figured out who was joining up with Havok, we can confirm that Tack Angel did in fact land in a truck full of pillows as it was driving by. Typical Tack Angel luck.
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Anwin: Based Anwin here, and I'm passed tonight, towards a Television Championship reign once I take down Randy no Kachi. Cherub Kid can't hang with me, and whoever they got coming in, well he can't hang either because I'm Based Anwin and-
Olly: Hey hey! What's up Anwin?
Anwin: Olly Oliver? What are you doing here?
Olly: You know just....hanging out. Looking to have a talk with some friends inside. Hey, good luck in your match tonight. *wink*
Anwin: ....Is he the third guy? Wait Olly! Olly!
The new revolution, the escalation of professional wrestling has found its champion in Dougie Mach, and now back by Little Mac, the question becomes just what kind of legacy can the younger Mach forge as champion? Tonight, we'd get a glimpse as Dougie would be in action, while in the main event the crazed KYO would lock up with the big man Akinan to see who will face the champion on the first Sunday special known as Megabrawl!
Opening contest saw a Shoot Divison match, where BOOSHI took on the rookie Jake Conway. BOOSHI had the pointes lead throughout the bout, but Conway showed resilience and an ability to counter and absorb plenty of punishment, although an out of nowhere Cross Armbreaker attempt by BOOSHI yielded the submission win and his first Mastery Medal.
Subculture: Check it Havok. You see this? It's the Bravest Division Championship, and it's finally where it belongs. This title isn't just the title of the Bravest, but the hungriest. Grind and Larmore want this, and I know that weird looking Picasso Priest is primed to make a move. What about all these new guys wanting to make a name of themselves. You think you're as hungry as me? I'm the champ, and I'm still hungry. I still want more. You can' satiate a street dog. Coming soon, DZ and Ditch as Havok Tag Team Champions. The title bout's already in the book, but tonight, Ditch is going to take it easy, cause I'm not done hurting Grind and Larmore. Tonight, DZ and I take them on, and we're going to take them out.
Anwin was looking to take on the former Television Champion Cherub Kid and a mystery opponent to see who might get Randy no Kachi next, and after a scene earlier in the evening he was sure it was Fourside Wrestling's Olly Oliver making the move, but Anwin was way off. Shadow and the new Television Champion Randy no Kachi came out with the brutal and violent Slayer, a veteran from VBW, who looked to be making his Havok debut. Explosive match up, with Cherub Kid once again being taken out of the possible finish with a Based Bomber that rolled him to the outside on impact. Slayer absorbed blow after blow from Anwin and hit the Flowing Snap DDT followed by the pin to give him the win. Shadow's newest client handed Based Anwin another defeat.
The Havok Tag Team Championships were on the line next, as Justice 87 took on the Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart and Fighter Daron. Tack and Simon was family by marriage, making this an awkward situation that was luckily handled with respect by two professionals, beginning and ending with a handshake. While Tack tried to keep the peace, Trevor tried to raise hell, leading to a chaotic fight. Finish came when Fighter Daron tried to shoot on Tack Angel, only for Tack to reverse it into an Angel Driver and capture the win before Stuart could break the pin. Solid 2nd Defense of the tag belts for Justice 87, but just as they were celebrating, a familiar face appeared on the stage flanked by Troy, and a new face sporting poms poms and a short skirt...
Lukie: I'M BAAAAAAAACK! Did you guys miss me? I sure missed you. For those of you who don't remember me, I'm Lukie, the best bro of the big man Troy here, and together we are the Alpha Betas. We came out of college as elite athletes, and decided that wrestling needed us. Time has passed, and we're a little older now, but we're wiser too, and we're a hell of a lot more seasoned. We're just now hitting our prime! I took some time off to live the high life, but it looks like wrestling needs a little of the old jock mentality back. There former champions are looking for gold again, and that means "Justice 87" is in our cross hairs. By the way, say hello to the official Alpha Beta cheerleader from Pi Delta Pi Betty!
Betty: Lukie Lukie he's our man, if he can't do it-
Trevor Mach: Alright! I get it! You want a title match! Shut up! JEEZ!
Tack Angel: Lukie, I've known you were coming back all week, and I've thought of the things I would say to you after what you pulled last time we crossed paths. Then I buried them in the pit of my stomach, cause I dislike verbal confrontations.
Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack!
Tack Angel: However, that doesn't mean I'm afraid of you. Justice 87 are more than willing to put the belts on the line against any worthy team. Worthy meaning a tag team that's proven something in this ring. Try winning a match before you throw down the challenge.
Lukie: You interrupted Betty, and now you're questioning our legitimacy? What happened Tack? I thought we were old friends! I can't believe your....firing all these shots at me! Hahahaha! The Alpha Betas always back up the talk, and we're going to do so next week. We win our match against ANY team, and you put those tag titles on the line at Megabrawl. Unless of course you're....chicken?
Trevor Mach: Nobody calls me chicken Lukie! NOBODY!
Lukie: I was talking to Tack.
Trevor Mach: Oh, well alright then.
Tack Angel: *sigh* Challenge accepted.
Bravest Division was up next, with the new champion Subculture and DZ taking Grind and Larmore. Hot action from both teams, with the former champ fired up and looking for payback. Finish looked to be coming when Larmore cleared DZ from the ring and hit the Rolling Rock on Subculture, only for Ditch to come in and land the Bootlegger ending the match in a DQ. The Reality Gangsters put the beating on Larmore and Grind until security came out to pull them apart.
The first ever Havok World Champion was up next in tag action with his new mentor Little Mac. Hailey Havok tried to get a word with him on his way out, but he bypassed her and made his way out for the match against the rookie Dastardly Duo. Short and dominating match for the new champion, who introduced Dirk Dastardly to his new Vertebreaker, followed by the pin. After the match, Hailey tried to get another word, but Dougie simply walked up the steps to the stage where he set down a chair to watch the main event.
KYO and Akinan got the main event spot, in a match that would determine the first #1 Contender that would face Dougie Mach at Megabrawl. Great action from both men, with Akinan coming out with a new brooding attitude, but he still gave it everything in the ring, while KYO showed focus as well with his precise kicks and methodical slams. Late in the match Little Mac, who had history with both KYO and Akinan from a short lived alliance he tried to forge, came down to ringside, and when Akinan was bouncing off the ropes, he clocked him in the back of the head. Neither KYO or the ref saw the impact, leading to KYO hitting the Cradle Piledriver and pinning Akinan for the win. After the match Mac tried to extend his hand to KYO, before the Havok World Champion tossed him the chair which he used on Akinan. KYO in a surprising move forced Mac out of the ring and saved Akinan from the attack.
Dougie Mach: KYO....the demented monster....the messed up freak of nature....the horror show. Just what the hell do you think you're doing? Little Mac tried to throw you a bone, and you wouldn't take it? Opportunity doesn't knock every day you know? I had one shot at it and look at me. I am the first ever Havok World Champion. Ever since then people have been trying to get a word with me, calling me the underdog, the younger Mach, and "Dynamic". I won the match, and I'll talk to the press when I feel like it. I'll come out on this show when I feel like it to make my statement. I have that power cause I took the opportunity. So here we were, offering you a chance to do battle with the new champ. Not because we had to, but because I told Mac that I felt like beating you. That a World Champion of my caliber deserves to meet and defeat former World Champions, so I can show everyone that I'm the best. We throw you a bone though, a chance to get beat by the new champion. Maybe it would "give you the rub" and get your career in focus. I'm generous like that. What do you do? You disrespect us. You decide to actually help out someone else? Not sure why, or who it's really for, but either way it's a stupid move. I'm for real KYO. I'm not afraid of you. I WANT you in this match, and at the first Sunday special....at Megabrawl....I'll slay the demon and retain this, the Havok World Championship. So go ahead and play the Dark Hero KYO, cause you'll never hold this title. The title of titles. My title.
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1,500 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: BOOSHI[1] beat Jake Conway[0] (6:02) via Cross Armbreaker -> Submission -> Mastery Medal Get!
2. Singles: Slayer beat Cherub Kid and Anwin[x] (8:22) via Flowing Snap DDT -> Pin
3. Havok Tag Team Championship: Tack Angel(c)[o]/Trevor Mach(c) beat Simon Stuart/Fighter Daron[x] (14:09) via Angel Driver -> Pin -> 2nd Defense
4. Bravest Division Tag: Grind/Larmore beat Subculture/DZ (9:17) via DQ
5. Tag: Dougie Mach[o]/Little Mac beat Dave Dastardly/Dirk Dastardly[x] (4:55) via Vertebreaker -> Pin
6. Havok World Championship #1 Contender: KYO beat Akinan (8:01) via Cradle Piledriver -> Pin
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Time for another week of the Saturday Night Wars, where both shows are stepping it up to bring you the best of the up and comers, while also providing main event action you can't find anywhere else!
The Clash opened this week with the promise of a big time main event and the debut of a renegade to the escalation of professional wrestling. Bravest Division action was up first, when Picasso Priest tried his best to take down the tape seller Ditch, but a high risk move gone awry lead to the Bootlegger and the pin.
Akinan brought his dark, brooding new attitude to The Clash, taking on rookie Jake Conway, in a brawling match that ended with a Muscle Buster on Conway for the pin. After the match, Hailey Havok tried to get a word with Akinan.
Hailey Havok: Akinan! Slow down big guys, I've to get a word with you. All the renegades out there are curious about the end of Chaos TV this week. You and KYO were battling for the #1 Contender spot and-
Akinan: I don't know why KYO felt the need to get involved and "help" me. I bet he doesn't know either. You look at the demon and get the idea that he just does whatever whenever. I didn't need his help though. I take my beatings and then I dish them back out ten fold. I don't need anyone looking out for me. I'll do what I got to do, and I'm going to look out for myself. Little Mac and I have a history, and history's going to repeat itself, when I slam his skull to the mat. Dougie Mach's making enemies fast as World Champion. He better not think that just because I was screwed that I'm going away. No, at Megabrawl, I'm challenging Little Mac. When I'm done with Mac, I'm gunning for him, champion or not. If not, then KYO and I will be seeing each other again real soon.
The duo of Doctor Degrees and Hank Thompson scored another win this week, even though Thompson was still in a cast from his shattered leg the week before. The victory came as a result of the newcomers LG Rod and Dangerous Dan being unable to function as a team, with the cocky Rod (pun intended) leaving Dan to face the team alone, with Dan ultimately falling to the PhDDT.
Havok didn't disappoint with its promise of a big main event, as Justice 87 came out to face the rookies Jimmy Bar and the Dastardly Duo, but they didn't come alone, as they were flanked by Olly Oliver making his in ring debut after a short sighting this week on Chaos TV. Good match for Olly's debut, as the Justice 87 trio took the rookies to school, with Olly finishing off Jimmy Bar with a Crossface Chickenwing Suplex to score the pin. Exciting finish and debut on The Clash!
Havok: The Clash
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena (1,000)
The EBW Network
1,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Bravest Division Singles: Ditch beat Picasso Priest (5:09) via Bootlegger -> Pin
2. Singles: Akinan beat Jake Conway (6:44) via Muscle Buster -> Pin
3. Tag: Doctor Degrees[o]/Hank Thompson beat LG Rod/Dangerous Dan[x] (8:04) via PhDDT -> Pin
4. 6-Man Tag: Tack Angel/Trevor Mach/Olly Oliver[o] beat Jimmy Bar[x]/Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly (10:02) via Crossface Chickenwing Suplex -> Pin
EBW Saturday Night featured a different feel to it this week, as you could definitely tell that Perfection was in charge of things. The Sharks took on the Zombie Accountants in the opener, and the Fourside Police Squad took action on the outside, leading to the Sharks scoring an easy win.
A big upset occurred in the second match of the night, as Sgt. Strife managed to beat Hashim Al-Singh. The war vet was against the ropes against the entire Global Invasion, but Eagleland Champion Magnum PT, Hater, and Onisuiken ran off Collins and Darronofsky, leading to Strife catching Hashim off guard with the Cobra Clutch and forcing the submission. Big win for the newcomer Strife.
Kinniku Mike came out flanked by the EBW Typhoon to take on FPS #1. The Typhoon kept the Perfection lackeys at bay long enough for Mike to take out his frustrations on the officer, before finishing him off with the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb. Satisfying win for Kinniku Mike.
Old school main event saw the silent protagonist Ness take on the returning Rude in singles action. Exciting bout that ended with Rude escaping the Rockin Bomber and low blowing Ness to force the DQ. The FPS rushed out to assist Rude in putting the beating on Ness, but the Typhoon and Flying Man rushed out to make the save for Ness. Nerma came out to try and get a word with the protagonist, but to no avail. Mike however did state that they were all in this together in putting the hurting on Perfection.
EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8 (750)
The EBW Network
750 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Tag: Shark #1[o]/Shark #2 beat Zombie Andy/Zombie Bob[x] (4:50) via Shark Driver -> Pin
2. Singles: Sgt. Strife beat Hashim Al-Singh (11:09) via Cobra Clutch -> Submission
3. Singles: Kinniku Mike beat FPS #1 (6:08) via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
4. Singles: Ness beat Rude (11:20) via DQ
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Announcer: What a crazy week it's been for both EBW and Havok, but not time to rest, as the first of the Sunday Specials is only a week a way, when Havok presents MegaBrawl. Title bouts and Mastery Medal matches from top to bottom on this card, all headlined by the first Havok World Champion Dougie Mach trying to prove his legitimacy as the best in the world against the dark hero KYO. While it's become difficult to get a word from Dougie Mach unless he's ready to talk, we were able to get some words from Justice 87, who will be meeting the Alpha Betas at MegaBrawl, with the tag belts on the line.
Tack Angel: Lukie, I was pretty upset to hear you were coming back. I don't normally get upset when wrestling is concerned. As long as you keep my family out of it, I'm normally filled with a general malaise at best.
Trevor Mach: That gets REALLY annoying when you're trying to piss him off too!
Tack Angel: After what you pulled Lukie I find myself very upset. I mean...I know I don't LOOK it right now, but that's just because I'm a guest in someone's home right now, and that would be rude. I do upset, but I don't do rude. Bad manners are-
Trevor Mach: Get on with it!
Olly Oliver: Goal! Haha! Gotcha Trevor!
Trevor Mach: Dammit! Now I'm losing at Foosball! Just tell him what you want to say!
Tack Angel: I.....I lost my train of thought. I just want you to know Lukie, that you can talk all the trash you want, but we'll settle this in the ring, with the result being the same as before. This foot in your face....or this foot....and it might not even be the face. I guess what I.....I'm not good at talking trash.
Olly Oliver: "Get to the part about Olly!" Hey good idea Tack!
Tack Angel: I didn't say-
Trevor Mach: One thing I can't stand is when someone other than me is beating the shit out of a heel in broad daylight, the exceptions of course are Tack aka the pimpiest pimp from pimp town to ever benefit from the female reproductive organs, and our good bro Olly! This 80's badass oozes the bravado that makes Justice 87 what it is!
Tack Angel: I don't like bravado....and I'm not a pimp!
Olly Oliver: You're not fooling me Tack! I also heard it on the grapevine that you cheat at Un-
Tack Angel: I DON'T CHEAT AT UNO!
Trevor Mach: Careful Olly, he's liable to roundhouse kick you in the fucking heart. Just ask what's left of Jamie OD's skull how that might feel.
Tack Angel: Finally some truth! I DID cave in Jamie's skull.....and I'm very regretful of it. I'm sooooooo sorry.
Trevor Mach: Anyways, Olly's been working with FSW, but we figured it was time to bring him into the new revolution to party hard like the rest of us. So watch your back Alpha Betas, cause we've all got your number. Even that sorority chick you've got that looks like she's put so much "work" in that her uterus has been turned into a timeshare. Lady M's is always looking for a new victim. Hell, even my daughter Little M's will step up and.......hey....Cherub Kid.....HEY!
Cherub Kid: Nani?
Trevor Mach: What are you doing? Giving Little M's the googly eyes? Yeah, I see you over there. I don't trust you little man.
Cherub Kid: Gomennasai!
Little M's: *signing*
Tack Angel: Trevor, he's harmless!
Trevor Mach: Yeah you both SAY that, but I don't trust any boys lurking around my princess. That's for sure! Pumpkin, you've got to watch out for boys like that. I would know.....I was one.
Tack Angel: *sigh* You just don't understand young lo-
Trevor Mach: Don't say it Tack! Don't want to hear it! Lalalalalala!
Havok Sunday Special: MegaBrawl
Threed Fly Honey Arena (3,500)
The EBW Network
1. Havok Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach(c)/Tack Angel(c) vs. Troy/Lukie
2. Havok Television Championship: Randy no Kachi(c) vs. Cherub Kid vs. Anwin vs. Olly Oliver vs. Slayer
3. Havok Bravest Division Championship: Subculture(c) vs. Larmore
4. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Akinan(1) vs. Little Mac(0)
5. Havok World Championship: Dougie Mach(c) vs. KYO
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Announcer: Time for another EBW Network News update with cards for this week announced and a message straight from the EBW President/Perfection Leader w00t. The President has an ultimatum for EBW, and the clock is ticking...
w00t: Firebrand X....I'm not happy with you, but I'll get back to you in a minute. This goes out to the whole EBW roster, so I hope you're watching. I've heard whispers about some of you wishing to defect to the "other brand", so let's get this cleared up here and now. That's not going to happen. I won't let it happen. Contracts are locked down. Speaking of contracts though, I don't think any of you heard me the last time I spoke about this, so I'll repeat myself. I am hereby DEMANDING that all EBW wrestling personnel, including commentators, ring crew, and the guy at the merch stand, sign your brand new EBW "Perfection Approved" Contracts. You don't even have to read the contracts, as I'll clear this all up for you. You're going to be paid EVEN LESS, because Firebrand X decided to vandalize an expensive limo, and I had to buy a couple more to replace it. Also, my new private jet isn't going to pay for itself. You're going to sign away your merchandising rights, and you're going to make a legally binding vow that you'll never set foot on "the other brand". Failure to do this won't result in your termination, cause I thought that over and that would just open up the floodgates to "the other brand", and we won't have that. No, you'll keep your job, but I'll make sure you regret it every day of your lives, and if you try to quit I'll sue your asses for breach of contract. I'm trying to help you here. I'm trying to bring true PERFECTION to EBW, but first you're all going to have to pay the price. I'm going to be generous. I'll give you one week from the next Xcite to sign your new contracts before I unleash Perfection on you. One week from Xcite. Think about this very carefully. Tick tock tick tock.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
1. Tag: Swift/Chu Chu vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
2. Singles: Hater vs. Stephen Collins
3. Tag: Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny vs. FPS #1/FPS #2
4. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Blue Lightning vs. Bolshoi vs. DJ Milos
5. Singles: Rude vs. Iga
6. Handicap: Noah Jennings/Franky/Captain Strong vs. Ness/Kinniku Mike
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1. Bravest Division 6-Man: Subculture/DZ/Ditch vs. Larmore/Grind/?
2. Singles: Trevor Mach vs. Lukie
3. 4-Way: Cherub Kid vs. Slayer vs. Anwin vs. Olly Oliver
4. Singles: KYO vs. LG Rod
5. Singles: Tack Angel vs. Troy
6. Non-Title Singles: Dougie Mach vs. Akinan
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Announcer: Time for more news with this EBW Network News Update! Big news coming out of both EBW and Havok brands today, so let's get right to it. While Havok gets to have the first Sunday Special of the new format, EBW isn't slouching, and plans to put on a big Xcite next week to compete with Havok. The main event will apparently be a Flag Match.
Announcer: Eagleland Champion Magnum PT is joining forces with Sgt. Strife, Hater, and Onisuiken to challenge the Global Invasion in a Flag Match. That would give team Eagleland a 4-3 advantage, but PT said that if the Global Invasion really had a point about the world hating Eagleland, then it shouldn't be too hard to find a fourth. Global Invasion in turn sought the assistance of the EBW President.
Stephen Collins: While we don't respect the Eagleland way of life we do respect Authoritarianism, and Perfection seems to symbolize that. You wish to rule with an iron fist, and we can help you, as long as you can help us.
w00t: That all depends.....those contracts I was talking about?
Stephen Collins: Consider them signed. We will stand by Perfection and the new regime.
w00t: Fantastic. I'm sure we can work this out then. You have my word on that.
Announcer: On the Havok side of things, Tag Team Champions Justice 87 have been sent to Edo, to the lovely Fuuto City to hype Havok's plans to head overseas following MegaBrawl, and put on their first show in Edo. Trevor and Tack were joined by Fuuto's famous detectives Shotaro and Phillip, who will be apparently be in attendance this next weekend for MegaBrawl. We can expect some big news to come out of this excursion to Edo, so keep checking on The EBW Network for all the news and updates as they come in.
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w00t: Tonight, Perfection rules EBW. I don't just mean that in the sense that we are the best, because you already knew that. No, I mean tonight's matches will be held under Perfection Rules. What does that mean exactly? Well you'll find out as we go along. Don't sweat the details, that's the job of the President!
Noah Jennings: Do you know who I am? I'm the EBW World Champion Noah Jennings, and tonight I'm teaming with Law and Disorder to shut down Ness and Kinniku Mike once and for all.
w00t: One more thing to the EBW Roster. You have one week from tonight to sign your new contracts. One more week till the biggest mistake or opportunity of your lives. Think about it.
EBW is a whole new place with Perfection in control, and those big changes could be felt on Xcite, with "Perfection Rules" being enforced. The fans and wrestlers in the back were oblivious to just what was in store for the night.
The impact of Perfection Rules were felt nearly immediately, with Captain Strong deciding that he would be the Special Referee for the opening contest between Swift and Chu Chu of the EBW Typhoon taking on the Sharks. Swift and Chu Chu had the match in hand, with Swift POUNCING Shark #2 out of the ring as Chu Chu choke slammed #1 to the mat for the pin. Surprisingly, Strong counted the pin, but as Swift and Chu Chu celebrated Strong smirked and declared the match decision be reversed due to the grandstanding and bravado of the winning team. The Sharks were handed a victory, leading to Swift and Chu Chu putting hands on the Captain. This brought out the FPS as Strong grabbed a mic.
Captain Strong: Hold it right there gentlemen! I was just trying to call this match down the line and uphold Perfection Rules, when you put hands on me. I don't think you understand what that means. You put hands on an officer of the LAW, and Perfection Rules don't tolerate that. It's within my power to place you both under arrest for assaulting an officer. Cuff them now!
Stephen Collins won a short yet hard fought battle against the improving Hater, after only Global Invasion were allowed at ringside due to "Perfection Rules". A series of Euroland Uppercuts were the set up for the Tiger Driver and the pin.
Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny faced off against the FPS team, but found themselves in a similar position as the opening tag when Captain Strong inserted his authority in the match, reversing an Emerald Frosion induced victory in favor of the Police based on the fact that Eivion had a foot inside the ring during the pin apparently, though no playback footage was used to show this. Another case of shady officiating from Captain Strong.
The Infinity Division #1 Contender match was more or less free of the Perfection Rules, leading to an exciting 3-Way contest. Switchback looked on as his friend DJ Milos nearly scored a pin on Bolshoi, only for Blue Lightning to come down hard with the Troller Coaster and pin the rookie for the win and the right to challenge Switchback for the Infinity belt.
Backstage, Global Invasion were giving a piece of their minds to the press at the conference center...
Stephen Collins: No! You don't say a word! We don't take questions from the stupid, fat, lazy Eaglelanders. You will listen to us and be grateful that real world culture had made its way into your festering country. We came here to educate you, and we'll do just that when we embarrass your Magnum PT next week, take your precious flag, and stomp on it once again. We're going to trash your symbol of pride, and you can't do anything to stop us. The First Amendment is-
Magnum PT: The First Amendment is one of the greatest parts of out democracy asshole, and I'll defend your right to say what you want. But you come into our country and trash our people, our values, and our way of life. That's when I exercise MY free speech. Only, I do my exercising in the ring, and instead of words I use my fists, but you know that all to well. That Hater guy is going to put you down one of these days, but next week it's my turn, and whichever flag you decide to bring out for our match I'll be sure to wrap around your skull. You DID decide which flag to use right? I mean, you talk about being better than Eagleland, but you come from 3 different countries. I'm SURE you talked out which one you think is REALLY the best by now haven't you?
Stephen Collins: .....
Hashim Al-Singh: .....
Yvgeny Darronofsky: ......
Magnum PT: That's what I thought. You guys have fun with that.
The returning Rude took on newcomer Iga in the semi main. Iga continues to impress and improve against the veterans, but a Rule Breaker would take him out just passed the five minute mark, and award the match to Rude. After the match, it was announced that Rude would be the fourth man to team with Global Invasion against PT's team in next week's Flag Match. The match would apparently be held under "Perfection Rules", obviously stemming from Global Invasion being the first to sign the new "Perfection Approved" contracts with EBW.
The main event saw Kinniku Mike and Ness team up to take on the all champion team of Noah Jennings, Captain Strong, and Franky. The Sharks were out to surround the ring and "Perfection Rules" were once again in place, with the Sharks demanding that referee called the match the way they wanted, leading to Ness and Mike being denied several possible pins. Grueling match for the two, who eventually started to succumb to the numbers game. Just as Strong and Franky were set to Double Powerbomb their old enemy Ness, Firebrand X rappelled down from the rafters to get into the ring and help Ness and Mike clear the ring. Noah Jennings escaped from Firebrand just in time, as the referee had to declare the match a DQ victory for Perfection, but it's a victory that EBW and the fans could live with. Firebrand X continues to be the thorn in the side of EBW President w00t.
EBW: Xcite
Xcite Center (2,015)
The EBW Network
2,000 Fans - No Vacancy Full House
1. Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2 beat Swift/Chu Chu (6:50) via Reverse Decision Special Referee: Captain Strong
2. Singles: Stephen Collins beat Hater (5:59) via Tiger Driver -> Pin
3. Tag: FPS #1/FPS #2 beat Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny (10:22) via Reverse Decision Special Referee: Captain Strong
4. Infinity Division #1 Contender: Blue Lightning beat Bolshoi and DJ Milos[x] (11:09) via Troller Coaster -> Pin
5. Singles: Rude beat Iga (5:05) via Rule Breaker -> Pin
6. Handicap: Noah Jennings/Franky/Captain Strong beat Ness/Kinniku Mike (19:09) via DQ
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Dougie Mach: I'm Dougie Mach, the Havok World Champion. THE World Champion. That means I'm the best that Professional Wrestling has to offer, and that's after all the critics had written off ol' Dougie as a comedy act. Do I look like I'm laughing to you? I made history, and now I'm going to make victims. Doesn't sound very funny if you ask me. Tonight, Akinan is going to see what would have happened had he faced me this week at MegaBrawl, cause the result will be the same....Vertebreaker......Pin....winner and STILL Champion....Dougie Mach.
MegaBrawl is right around the corner for the new revolution, as the escalation brings the first Sunday Special of the new format complete with a title bout between Dougie Mach and KYO. KYO has gotten people talking with his erratic behavior, and while everyone is sure we won't be getting an answer to any of it, it does look like KYO is more focused than he has been in years, and the former World Champion might claim the prize at MegaBrawl.
The opening match saw the former Bravest Division Champion Grind teaming with Larmore against champ Subbie and his Reality Gangsters. They promised a mystery partner earlier in the week and they delivered in a big way with the return to wrestling of the young fireball Picky Minch! The youngest member of the original EBW Roster is all grown up, and he hasn't lost a step, going so far as to capture the win with a Picky Plex on Ditch. The renegades were happy to see Picky join the new revoluton.
Backstage, Hailey Havok rushed Picky Minch to get a word, but she wasn't alone...
Hailey Havok: Hey! Hey Picky! Slow down! The renegades want to have a word with you, and I know I do. That was quite the return just now!
Picky Minch: Well if you're coming back, might as well do it in a big way.
Hailey Havok: I'll cut to the chase here. Where have you been, and what brought you back?
Picky Minch: Turns out kids are supposed to go to school! Color me surprised. I'm back though, and I'm better than ever. I'm hitting my peak years, and I have all those years of experience already. I figured now was the best time to come back, and what better way than to jump on board the Havok express. I want a taste of the new revolution. This is gonna be-
Trevor Mach: BOOSH! Welcome back Picky!
Picky Minch: Trevor!
Trevor Mach: Haha! How ya been you little bastard?!
Picky Minch: Not so little anymore!
Trevor Mach: Little Picky all grown up. Missed ya brah, and it's good to have you on board with us.
Tack Angel: What's your game plan now that you're back? Welcome back by the way. I should have said that first. How awkward. I'm sorr-
Picky Minch: Bravest Division Championship all the way.
Tack Angel: Well good luck, and again I'm sorr-
Picky Minch: Don't you guys have matches tonight?
Tack Angel: We do. We're taking on the Alpha Betas.
Trevor Mach: That's right! BOOSH! That's a big ol' Justice 87 BOOSH just for you Lukie! Lukie, you came back and you talked a lot of trash. Your problem is that you let your mouth override you ass and now it's gonna get kicked! I've got news for you Lukie. I know I was a bit of a bastard the last time you were around, but I've only gotten better at it, and I'm just going to go ahead and say I've got your number. I'm either going to choke your ass out, break your arm, or cave your skull in with a knee. Either way, tonight and at MegaBrawl I! OWN! YOU! BOOSH!
Tack Angel: Troy, we've had our past, but my beef is more with Lukie, so let the best man win and let's both do out best to-
Trevor Mach: Come on man! YOU'RE KILLING ME! These guys are a couple of jocks with jock mentality, and a one thing I know you can't stand, cause I've got lots of it.....BRAVADOOOOOOOO!
Tack Angel: Yeah....you're right! I've never liked a bully, and Troy you've been nothing BUT a bully, so I'll drop you to the mat. Then, I get my chance at Lukie at MegaBrawl. When I'm done with Lukie....I'm not even going to APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY!
Trevor Mach: Oooooh SHIT! Tack's pumped! I'm pumped! It's showtime! Let's do it! BOOSH!
The next match saw Trevor Mach lock up with the returning Alpha Beta Lukie, who was looking to take Mach's scalp ahead of the MegaBrawl Tag Team Championship bout. Originally, the Alpha Betas were going to have to win a tag match to earn the show, but 87 instead went the one on one route to get a piece of the jock duo ahead of MegaBrawl. Lukie kicked it off with the tackle in the corner, but that lead to a series of knees and the Trevorplex attempt, which was reversed, with Lukie escaping the ring. The smarmy Alpha Beta played it safe after the initial barrage, but eventually Trevor locked him down in the center of the ring. Just as the Macha Ye was being lined up, Troy made his way into the ring and big booted the rushing Mach, leading to the DQ. Tack came out to make the save, with Lukie taking the chance to toss Tack into the ring steps, to take his legs aka kicks out of the equation later in the night.
A 4-Way prelude to the 5-Way Television Championship match saw champion Randy no Kachi look on at his would be contenders, trying to get that edge ahead of the big bout. An interesting sequence saw all the wrestlers trying to target the first Television Champion Cherub Kid and hitting their finishers, yet the Kid survived all attempts and exploded right back. Following this bout fans and critics would dub Cherub the Bakuhatsu Kid, but the big story of the match was Olly Oliver's big win with the Crossface Chickenwing Suplex on Based Anwin for the pin. The newcomer to Havok survived the challenge, but after the match Slayer attacked seemingly on the orders of Shadow.
The #1 Contender KYO was in action next against the rookie LG Rod, who was hoping to make a big splash thanks to his advancement from The Clash, but he picked the wrong night against the wrong opponent. The cocky and flashy Rod tried to gloat his way through the match, but ended up eating a Hell Claw, forcing a swift Submission and a solid win for the #1 Contender. After the match, the fans actually applauded KYO and clapped for him. He looked around seemingly puzzled before slowly sulking out of the ring.
The next match between the Alpha Betas and Justice 87 saw the age old rivalry of Tack Angel and Troy ignited once again. Tack got hurt earlier in the evening thanks to Lukie, and had limited use of his kicks. Luckily for Tack, Troy is more of a brawler and less of a strategist, and he didn't attack the legs as much as he could have. Late in the match, Lukie came out with what looked to be one of the t-shirt bazookas in the back. He aimed it right at Tack and hit him in the ribs. Tack quickly rolled out of the ring and staggered after Lukie. This lead to a Count Out victory for Troy, who left the ring shortly after to blindside Tack. Both members of Justice 87 were left hurting, but Tack wasn't leaving the building on his own with sore legs and a possibly injury to his ribs.
The main event saw the Havok World Champion take on Akinan in one of the matches that could have taken place at the upcoming MegaBrawl, of course the belt wasn't on the line this time around, but Akinan still had plenty of reason to want to take the heads off the champ and his new manager Little Mac. Fast paced action, with the champ continuing to silence the critics, however Mac continued to get involved, leading to Dougie being about to hit the Spinning DDT and followed it up with his new finisher the Vertebreaker to score the pin. After the match, Mac and Dougie put the boots to Akinan, until Akinan was able to fight them off. Akinan knocked down the champ and chased Mac up the stairs. Meanwhile, KYO was slipped into the ring from the crowd somewhere and stared down the champ on the ground. Dougie dusted himself off, and instead of showing fear in the face of the demon, he held up the title and goaded him to make a move. The champion and challenger ended the show locked in an icy stare. At MegaBrawl, the first big test for the first Havok World Champion might also be the last.
Havok: Chaos TV!
Danger Zone (1,500)
The EBW Network
1,500 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Bravest Division 6-Man: Larmore/Grind/Picky Minch[o] beat Subculture/DZ/Ditch[x] (9:30) via Picky Plex -> Pin
2. Singles: Trevor Mach beat Lukie (10:22) via DQ
3. 4-Way: Olly Oliver beat Cherub Kid, Slayer, and Anwin[x] (13:44) via Crossface Chickenwing Suplex -> Pin
4. Singles: KYO beat LG Rod (5:04) via Hellclaw -> Submission
5. Singles: Troy beat Tack Angel (7:50) via Count Out
6. Non-Title Singles: Dougie Mach beat Akinan via Vertebreaker -> Pin
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The Saturday Night Wars are back for another solid block of wrestling action. While Perfection tightens the grip on EBW, Havok is gearing up for MegaBrawl!
Another packed house for The Clash, as Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart and Fighter Daron opened the show against the Dastardly Duo. Fighter Daron's mean streak appeared once again when he snapped on Dave and nearly snapped his ankle for a Submission win.
Doctor Degrees proved himself in singles action against Jake Conway. The good Doctor recently gave the rough around the edges street fighter a physical, and knew exactly were to strike, with a PhDDT sealing the deal. Hank Thompson tried to get his wheelchair down through the crowd to congratulate the Doctor, but he flipped multiple times down the stairs and erupted into flames. Curious as it wasn't even a motorized wheel chair.
The main event saw the jacked up rage machine Dangerous Dan make a name for himself against the cocky LG Rod, who was still looking shaky following his loss to KYO, and the rude and crude big man Jimmy Bar. Exciting action between 3 rookies that Dangerous Dan score the victory after hitting the Danger Splash on Bar in the corner followed up by a Bulldog and the pin. The fans got behind the intensity of this newcomer, and his rise to Chaos TV could be sooner than later.
Havok: The Clash
Bonk! Energy Sports Arena (1,000)
The EBW Network
1,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Tag: Simon Stuart/Fighter Daron[o] beat Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly[x] (9:22) via Ankle Lock -> Submission
2. Singles: Doctor Degrees beat Jake Conway (5:14) via PhDDT -> Pin
3. 3-Way: Dangerous Dan beat LG Rod and Jimmy Bar[x] (10:02) via Danger Splash to Bulldog -> Pin
President w00t opened the show on a big screen, warning all the rookies that they had less than a week now to sign their new contracts or else.
Infinity Division action opened the in ring portion as "Serene" Sugiyama proved his worth against DJ Milos, going high risk with his "Serene" Splash to score the victory.
The Fourside Police Squad demanded the next match be held under "Perfection Rules", as the FPS team were allowed to do whatever they wanted while the Zombie Accountants were not given the same freedom. This lead to the Police Brutality finish and the pin.
The main event was a big Animus Division 6-Man, where Flying Man rallied Mighty Bear and Bubble Monkey against Spiteful Crow's team. Finish came when Mighty trapped an already gasping for water Manley Fish in the Bear Hug and forced the Submission.
EBW Saturday Night
Studio 8 (750)
The EBW Network
750 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Infinity Division Singles: Sugiyama beat DJ Milos (8:12) via "Serene" Splash -> Pin
2. Tag: FPS #1/FPS #2[o] beat Zombie Andy/Zombie Bob[x] (5:10) via Police Brutality
3. Animus Division 6-"Man" Tag: Flying Man/Mighty Bear[o]/Bubble Monkey beat Titanic Ant/Manley Fish[x]/Mondo Mole (14:50) via Bear Hug -> Submission
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Trevor Mach: Hey guys, enjoy the party! Drinks are on Tack!
Tack Angel: Huh?
Trevor Mach: Oh nothing man, don't worry about it. I'll just put it on your tab.
Tack Angel: ....Weren't we told that EBW and Havok wrestlers aren't supposed to be gathering like this?
Trevor Mach: Yeah, but I don't give a fuck. Who wants chips?
Swift: Bring that bag right here...right now. >:C
Olly Oliver: So Tack, you impregnator of women, how goes it with the bun in the oven?
Tack Angel: If you're referring to my pregnant wife, she is doing very well Olly. In fact, she's recently signed up to take fitness courses for those expecting. Trying to keep healthy for the baby.
Olly Oliver: Sweet! Two hot chicks helping each other stretch. Even if one of them has bloated up like a blimp that's still kind of hot.
Tack Angel: Actually, it's a guy....a guy trainer.
Trevor Mach: *sips drink* .................... *spit take* WHAAAAAAAT?!
Kinniku Mike: The hell man?!
Olly Oliver: What are you thinking?!
Tack Angel: What?! What's wrong with that?
Kinniku Mike: Some ripped, greased up guy touching all over my woman....no no....that wouldn't sit with me or my strong tits.
Tack Angel: His name is Hans and-
Trevor Mach: Stop right there Tack. His name isn't Hans....it's "The Other Guy". This man has intentions towards your green haired waifu......evil intentions, and he's not going to let your growing blue spawn get in the way of his plans to put wood to your lady.
Tack Angel: Guys, you are over reacting. She goes to see him once a week, during the day, and it's only for a couple hours.
Swift: Mmmmhmmmm >:C
Tack Angel: What? What do you mean by that Swift?
Trevor Mach: What he's saying is, you need to lock this situation down immediately and "take care of" this crisis.
Tack Angel: Guys, it's fine really.
Tack Angel: What could possibly happen?
Tack Angel: Honey, it's time for the Lamaze class.
Amy Angel: Oh shoot, Tack I can't go today. I scheduled another appointment with Hans.
Tack Angel: Ag...again? That's....three times this week now.
Amy Angel: I know, but I feel the program is really starting to work if you know what I mean.
Tack Angel: Do I know what you mean?
Amy Angel: Huh?
Tack Angel: Oh...uh...nothing. Have a good time sweetie.
Amy Angel: Thanks! See you at dinner. I'm thinking pickles and ice cream tonight!
Tack Angel: ....That's what we have every night....and I'm not even pregnant.
Amy Angel: Pizza it is! Later!
Tack Angel: ...*sigh*.... Oh dear. Let's just take a deep breath Tack. You can't get overly paranoid about this. It's just those guys getting into your head. Don't lose it. Before you know, you'll start talking to yourself. Deep breaths. Everything is going to be alright.
Tack Angel: There he is!
Trevor Mach: Huh? Who? Sorry, I was spacing out there.
Tack Angel: The guy!
Trevor Mach: Which guy?
Tack Angel: Hans.
Trevor Mach: ......
Tack Angel: The OTHER Guy!
Trevor Mach: Oooooooh! Man, fuck that guy!
Tack Angel: Home wrecking bastard!
Trevor Mach: Whoa....that's a little-
Tack Angel: I just want to go kick in that stupid Euroland face of his right now!
Trevor Mach: .....I like the way you're thinking, but it's uncharacteristic.
Tack Angel: Yeah, I know. I think....I think I'm just being paranoid. Amy is great and I love her, and I don't think she is the type that would cheat ever.
Trevor Mach: Still....what a smug bastard.
Tack Angel: .....Yeah.
Trevor Mach: Say, what kind of car does he drive?
Tack Angel: What?
Trevor Mach: His car, what kind is it?
Tack Angel: Oh, it's this expensive car. The 6000 SUX I believe.
Trevor Mach: Oh alright....thanks.
Tack Angel: Huh, I wonder what that was about? Anyways, I'm getting overly worked up. So what if she goes to see him a lot. It's still for a couple hours during the day. This is totally fine.
Tack Angel: Amy, my workout is over so if you want to head out to dinner now we ca.....oh.....hi...."Hans".
Hans: Ello there Mister Angel, it's a lovely evening tonight isn't it?
Tack Angel: Yes.....indeed. What are you doing here....with my wife?
Amy Angel: Oh, well since I've been working so hard Hans thought we should step it up with an evening routine.
Tack Angel: An....evening....routine? Yeah? Hans thought that huh?
Hans: Your wife is so full of fire and energy! I plan to give her quite the workout!
Tack Angel: .....Yes....I'm sure you do....plan...that.
Amy Angel: Sorry honey, but we gotta think healthy for the baby!
Tack Angel: I....understand.
Amy Angel: See you later tonight!
Hans: Farewell!
Tack Angel: FareweI'LL KILL YOU!
Hans: I'm sorry?
Tack Angel: Nothing! Goodnight.....HANS.
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Tack Angel: Trevor! It's true! I think she's cheating on me!
Trevor Mach: I thought that this might happen. You know what we've got to do right? We've gotta do downtown and jack this dude's car up! I just happen to have these two barbed wire baseball bats, and these two ski masks! One for me and one for whoever else, I don't know uh....YOU maybe? I found out what days he works and where we can find him and I think that-
Tack Angel: You've been planning this. How long have you been planning this?
Trevor Mach: Does it matter? The point is I got this map that shows me where he parks his car, and we need to get over there right now and start beating the shit out of it. If he happens to show up we'll beat his ass too! What, is he REALLY going to place the blame on Tack Angel the consummate protagonist? I think not!
Tack Angel: I don't know man. This doesn't sound right....or legal for that matter.
Trevor Mach: Come on Tack we ride together, and we die together! Bad boys for life!
Tack Angel: Huh?
Trevor Mach: Thug life!
Tack Angel: What are you doing right now?
Trevor Mach: I don't know, I'm just getting all jacked up thinking about trashing this car. Let's do this man!
Tack Angel: .....You know what....I know what I have to do. I need to confront them about this. If it turns out that Amy is truly being unfaithful and tears out my heart......THEN we'll break his car.
Trevor Mach: Sweet! I'll be ready! You better not be fooling! Weeeee!
Tack Angel: Having too much fun at my expense.....again.
Tack Angel: Amy, we need to talk.
Amy Angel: You're right Tack, we do. I've been very selfish and I apologize.
Tack Angel: So....you're admitting it?
Amy Angel: Yes. I've been taking all these courses, because I thought if I were fat you wouldn't find me attractive, but in the process we haven't been able to spend a lot of time together.
Tack Angel: I see....wait...I don't see. What are you telling me?
Hans: She's been working very hard for you Mister Angel, but I told her that family time is just as important as healthy eating and fitness. I don't want to see such a warm and loving relationship damaged, especially now when you have a baby on the way. I stepped in and said something. I hope I wasn't out of line, and if so I'm very sorry sir.
Tack Angel: .....I'm so confused.....what's going on here?
Amy Angel: I always get so caught up in things. I just didn't want you to think of your wife as an unattractive fat cow. It would break my heart.
Tack Angel: Oh....oh my....I am an idiot! Amy, I would never think that you're a fat cow. You're glowing! You're beautiful! You're my wife and I'll love you no matter what.
Amy Angel: I love you too! Wait.....why are you an idiot?
Tack Angel: It's just a big misunderstanding I was having and Trevor, he.....oh my.....Trevor! Trevor NOOOOOO!
Amy Angel: Where are you going?
Trevor Mach: Hahahahaha! Fuck around with my friend will you?! Not on my watch! BATTER UP!
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Sundays would change forever for The EBW Network with the beginning of the grand experiment. Sunday Specials alternating every 2 weeks between EBW and Havok in place of the old pay per view format. The experiment would get off to an exciting start with the escalation of professional wrestling introducing the inaugural Megabrawl! Havok traveled to Threed, in the new Fly Honey Arena, for this history making event, that would see all but one Havok Championship on the line. Five matches were originally announced, but the near sell out crowd were treated to seven in the end.
The opening match saw the Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart team with Doctor Degrees and Fighter Daron against the newcomers Jimmy Bar, LG Rod, and Dangerous Dan. Dissension between Rod and Dan made Jimmy Bar easy prey, with all three members of Stuart's team slamming the big man to the mat in a comical scene that saw them all have to work together for the suplex and the pin. The stench of Jimmy Bar cleared the ring of Stuart's team, but Rod and Dan continued to argue after the match, both men claiming to be the best thing to come out of The Clash, yet both failing to realize they cost their team the loss.
The Tag Team Championships would be the first titles on the line on this night, as Justice 87 put the belts up against the reformed Alpha Betas. The untested Alpha Betas were flanked by their cheerleader, but Justice 87 came out with Fuuto's famous detective duo Shotaro and Phillip, even sporting their signature colors. The duo came to Eagleland with Justice 87 to hype Havok's plans to travel to Edo for a tour following Megabrawl, with the first event hitting the windy city Fuuto. Heated battle between two well known teams, with the Alpha Betas quickly silencing any doubters as they fell right back into their dominant team, with Lukie conniving and Troy brawling. Hard hitting affair with Tack nearly getting the win and revenge on Lukie with an Angel Driver only to Pom Pom obstructing the view of a Punt Kick that nearly took his head off. In turn, Troy was tagged in, looking to finish the match only for Mach to rush in the ring, taking advantage of Havok's lax rules to head butt Troy causing the big Alpha Beta a possibly broken nose. Troy's bleeding lead to Lukie tagging in, while Tack tagged in a Trevor still woozy from the head butt. While Mach tried to shake off the headbutt, Lukie pounced with the 3 Point Tackle, and went for the pin, covertly grabbing the ropes to score the pin. The Alpha Betas were the NEW Havok Tag Team Champions! After the match the detectives Shotaro and Phillip came to the ring to argue the decision with the referee, pointing out the rope grab, and presenting the evidence of replay footage. Since wrestling doesn't use replay footage to reverse a decision it stood, but the detective duo argued that foul play warrants a chance at retribution, with Justice 87 challenging the new champions to a match later in the same night, which the Alpha Betas accepted.
The next match was the big 5-Way battle for the Television Championship. Olly Oliver came from FSW to Havok in a big fashion and poised himself as the odds on favorite to win, but Randy no Kachi's No Kachi Cutter could be hit anytime leading to a win at any moment. Based Anwin knew the champion like the back of his hand, while the "Bakuhatsu Kid" Cherub Kid was the first champion, and was making a name for himself with his undying heart. Slayer would play the wild card, and Shadow at ringside also created a tense situation. Strong showing from all five men, in the match of the night, showing the strength of Havok's midcard scene. While Olly did in fact look to be the favorite to win the match, hitting the Crossface Chickenwing Suplex on the champ and forcing Shadow off the ring apron, the win would go elsewhere, as Cherub Kid survived a series of finishes on him earlier in the match to go high risk on the hardcore Slayer with the Cherub's Flight to capture the pin and regain the Television Championship. RnK's short reign halted by the "Bakuhatsu Kid" who exploded again right into another championship.
The Bravest Division was on display, with the Reality Gangster's Subculture putting the title on the line against Larmore in a brutal hard hitting match between hungry street dogs. Anything goes in a Bravest Division match other than interference, and we got all of the above in this match. With Larmore going hardcore with anything he could find on the outside, bloodying the Reality Gangster leader, and forcing DZ and Ditch to get involved to avoid the champ seemingly dropping the title. Grind and Picasso Priest came out to brawl with the Gangster's with Picky Minch coming out last to help clear the ring. Larmore claimed he didn't need the help, and cared little about the win because it didn't come with the belt.
Havok was escalating the sport, and unpredictability came with the territory, as the Alpha Betas and Justice 87 came to the ring once again to fight over the tag belts at Megabrawl. More of the same from earlier in the night, stepped up, and carefully monitored by the Fuuto detectives, who this time kept close to ringside. Lukie tried to go after them, only for the timid Philip to lure Lukie near the ring steps for a side step right into them, taking him out of the match for a few minutes while Justice 87 attempted to deal with the raging bull Troy. Late in the match Lukie tried whipping Trevor into the corner where a Troy boot was waiting, but Mach reversed it, sending Lukie into the boot and knocking Troy off the corner. As Lukie stumbled around the ring, Tack entered the ring and kicked off Justice 87's brand new finishing combo, the W Driver. A Superkick that sent Luke straight into a Reverse Trevorplex!, right into the pin for the 1-2-3. Justice prevailed for Justice 87, and the now 2-Time Havok Tag Team Champions celebrated with Shotaro and Phillip as Lukie did all he could to calm the raging Troy.
A Mastery Medal would be on the line at Megabrawl, as the brooding big man Akinan locked up with his old mentor turned enemy Little Mac once again. Their storied history helped them scout each other for a Shoot Division bout. Mac had to do all he could to keep standing and not get trapped in a corner by Akinan, while Akinan had to avoid the big KO Punch. Mac couldn't rely on dirty tricks in a Shoot Rules bout, as his first attempt at it got him a Yellow Card, meaning he'd have to step it up or lose on points. He tried winding up for the KO Punch, but Akinan was quicker on the draw, smashing him with a Rolling Elbow that reverberated through the building, causing the knockout and the win for Akinan, who now has two of the needed three Mastery Medals.
Main event time for the first Megabrawl, as the unlikely history maker Dougie Mach would face the nightmare turned Dark Hero KYO for the Havok World Championship. Dougie came out without the unconscious Mac, and fearlessly got into the face of KYO during the ring introductions. The moment the bell rang, Dougie came out with a fury, taking it to KYO like no one else in his career. KYO responded with a very early Hell Claw, but Dougie fought his way out of it and quickly planted the challenger with the Spinning DDT, but barely got a 1 count on the pin attempt. Dougie wasn't backing down, but KYO was absorbing his best blows, and what he came back with was putting the pressure on the champ. Late in the bout, Little Mac staggered out to the ring, and tried to get involved, but attempting to attack KYO from behind, but KYO caught his fist and responded with a Hell Claw. Not a good night for Mac to be sure, but Dougie capitalized, turning KYO around for the Vertebreaker, but KYO sat right back up. A stunned Dougie clocked him with kicks as he got back up, but KYO took them and kept on coming. A sequence of counter and reverse counters lead to Dougie escaping a Cradle Piledriver attempt, and hitting yet another Vertebreaker, this time scoring the 1-2-3 on the Dark Hero. As Dougie celebrated with his title, Havok's renegades came out to be the next to challenge. Who would be next in line? Little Mac may have tried to get involved, but Dougie Mach did most of his own heavy lifting, and by pinning the Dark Hero, proved that he is the real deal on this night.
Havok Sunday Special: MegaBrawl
Threed Fly Honey Arena (3,500)
The EBW Network
3,000 Fans - Super No Vacancy
1. 6-Man Tag: Simon Stuart[o]/Doctor Degrees/Fighter Daron beat Jimmy Bar[x]/LG Rod/Dangerous Dan (8:01) via 3-Man Suplex -> Pin
2. Havok Tag Team Championship: Troy/Lukie[o] beat Trevor Mach(c)[x]/Tack Angel(c) (9:09) via Roll Up -> Pin -> 2nd Generation Havok Tag Team Champions!
3. Havok Television Championship: Cherub Kid beat Randy no Kachi(c), Anwin, Olly Oliver, and Slayer[x] (18:04) via Cherub's Flight -> Pin -> 3rd Generation Havok Television Champion!
4. Havok Bravest Division Championship: Larmore beat Subculture(c) (11:20) via DQ -> 1st Defense
5. Havok Tag Team Championship: Trevor Mach[o]/Tack Angel beat Troy(c)/Lukie(c)[x] (8:57) via W Driver -> Pin -> 3rd Generation Havok Tag Team Champions!
6. Shoot Division Mastery Medal: Akinan(2) beat Little Mac(0) (6:01) via KO -> Rolling Elbow -> Mastery Medal Get!
7. Havok World Championship: Dougie Mach(c) beat KYO (16:19) via Vertebreaker -> Pin -> 1st Defense
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Announcer: Developments keep....well....developing in the growing conflicts between a Perfection run EBW and the renegades of Havok, and this week brings no exceptions. Perfection is laying down the law, and promising the beginning of the new EBW, while Havok is going on a trip to the land of the ring sun, Edo.
Trevor Mach: I don't know, that ship looks a like shady. Doc, will that really get us all to Edo?
Doctor Degress: I have no idea Trevor. I'm a Doctor of medicine. You don't quite grasp that it's not my field.
Trevor Mach: ....I don't even think we can all fit in one, and I plan to ride shotgun....just saying.
Doctor Degrees: *sigh* We're not all going to get fitting into one. We got this package from Edo full of these capsules. You hit the button and a plane appears.
Olly Oliver: Just for the record, I want one of my own. I tend to fly naked. It's a personal preference.
Tack Angel: When have you ever had the opportunity to....nevermind.....I don't want to know. Should be a good flight. I always enjoy being in the air.
Trevor Mach: That's nice....I get air sick...plus I've been drinking.....I may throw up on you.
Tack Angel: *sigh*
Hailey Havok: Sup Renegades! You want a trip to Edo you better move your asses!
Lady M's: Trevor....who is that?
Trevor Mach: Her? That's Hailey, and she's our new-
Lady M's: I'm going to go "introduce" myself.
Trevor Mach: Wait! Tali? Tali?! Dammit, my wife is going to hit on that hot chick!
Olly Oliver: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Little Mac: You're all going to have to wait. This first class ride is for the World Champion. Dougie Mach, this flight is all yours.
Dougie Mach: The Champ, will meet any of you in Edo if you feel like getting embarrassed in a new country. Let's go Mac.
Trevor Mach: That ginger bastard! He's letting this ego trip go to his head, that's for sure.
Ryan IQ: Well guys, I hope you all have a safe trip, and I look forward to meeting you all in Edo, where we'll take the country by storm.
Tack Angel: You're not coming with us?
Ryan IQ: Not yet, I've got someplace I've got to be. Wouldn't want to miss Xcite this week.
Tack Angel: What?
Ryan IQ: You'll see, but don't watch on television.....wouldn't want to help with ratings.
Trevor Mach: Gonna stream dat shit!
Jimmy Bar: Alright, so who wants to ride with me to Edo? Anyone? It's a long trip and.....I don't want to get lonely. Is it because I smell? I took a shower dammit!
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Announcer: Meanwhile, EBW got a big surprise, as a controversial figure has entered into a working agreement with w00t to work with EBW on a project. He held a press conference when the man appeared.....the Eggman.
w00t: Behold ladies and gentleman, you want results and I always deliver results. You demand and I supply the best, because I am the best, and I surround myself with the best. That is why Perfection has brought in one of the greatest minds in the business. Eggman!
Eggman: Hahaha! Thank you for the warm introduction Mr. w00t! It's high time a man of my intelligence met an equal. I look at EBW, and you know what I see? A grand opportunity....for science!
Reporter #1: Doctor Eggman, why are you here?
Reporter #2: Is it true that you have been affiliated with the SSS criminal organization in the past?
Reporter #3: Why do you hate hedgehogs?
Eggman: I will answer only one of those questions, as the others are beneath me. I am carrying out research and experiment, pertaining not just to the future of professional wrestling, but the future of the world! When I'm done, EBW will never be the same, for I am the Eggman and I have the #Masterplan!
Reporter #1: Wh....why did you put a hashtag in front of Masterplan?
Eggman: I have embraced social media! Mwahahahaha!
Reporter #1: Truly, we are in the midst of a monster.
Reporter #2: Eggman or social media?
Reporter #1: Yes.
w00t: EBW is already going to change Eggman, as I have a #Masterplan of my own, and it involves a countdown that is just about up. My roster has refused to conform to new standards, and this week they begin to pay the price of a wrestling lifetime. I'm not announcing any matches in advance. You want to see what happens when you cross the boss? Just tune in and find out.
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Gemma: Firebrand.....we've.....we've got company.
Firebrand X: .......IQ.
Ryan IQ: Well well well, you've had quite tumultuous few weeks haven't you?
Firebrand X: This isn't Havok, and I have no interest in defecting.
Ryan IQ: I'm not here to entice a defection, even if I want you on our team of renegades. No, I'm here because I want to be the fly in the ointment of your boss, and I've-
Firebrand X: I have no bosses.
Ryan IQ: ...The guy that signs the checks? Is that alright? Anyways, I've got a little information about EBW that could just provide the monkey wrench you're looking for.
Firebrand X: .....Go on.
The time is up for the wrestlers of EBW, and Perfection will now target anyone who was unwilling to sign the new contracts and conform to the new vision of EBW President w00t. The first man on the Perfection chopping block was the Eagleland Champion Magnum PT, who found himself fed to the Global Invasion in the opener, with the belt on the line. Any member of the team could go for the belt, and the newcomer Yvgeny stepped up to take the champ to his limits. As the match progressed the Global Invasion on the outside got into the faces of PT's friends, including the newcomer Sgt. Strife, who rushed down to the aid of his old war buddy. All the while EBW's newest hire Doctor Eggman looked on from the stage, smiling and taking notes for whatever purpose. PT managed to overcome and hit the Mustache Ride to get the pin and defend the title in the solid opener.
Franky: Heya ladies, you here alone tonight?
Captain Strong: No lovely lady should go unescorted in these halls. Those hoodlums you hang around with have been banned from the arena tonight? Didn't anyone tell you? Franky, I thought you were supposed to pass that along.
Franky: Oops! Hahaha!
Captain Strong: That's alright though, as we're here for you. Miss....
?: You can call me 21st Century Foxx, and she's Natasha, and we're not in the mood to put up with your pick up line bullshit.
Franky: Wow! She's a feisty one. I like that, and she'll love me. Women love the bad boy.
Captain Strong: No, I think they love the strong arm of the law, and you can have the Foxx, cause the one in the eye patch over here seems like the silent type, unlike my ex wife.
Franky: I think we can agree that chicks dig the gold, and we're the EBW Tag Team Champions so how about we-
Kinniku Mike: Uuuuuu! You put one finger on my ladies and you'll be dealing with the real live shit!
Captain Strong: Kinniku Mike! This flagrant violation of Perfection Rules simply will not stand. You're not allowed in the building tonight!
Kinniku Mike: You think I care? You jailed Chu Chu and Swift, but the big man and his strong tits are still standing, I'm calling your asses out! I don't care which one, or if it's got to be both of you. Let's do this!
Franky: Ha! The weak imitation thinks he's as bad as me? I'd be happy to show him why the Sharks don't fear the Typhoon. WE'LL SWIM RIGHT INTO IT! HAHAHA!
Captain Strong: Hey I like that! Why don't we keep it fair though. Perfection Rules, with your truly as the Special Referee. You got the match Mike, hope you don't regret it.
Franky: See you later ladies. *wink*
3-Way Infinity Division action saw the rookie "Serene" Sugiyama pull off an upset on Bolshoi and DJ Milos, pinning the Jet Set ally following a Serene Splash after a lengthy example of his calm attitude paying off in the heat of a match.
President w00t appeared on screen and promised the EBW fans that he would address them and the roster concerning the end of his countdown at the end of the night, but wanted to set an example of his "fairness" by giving a decenter a shot at the EBW Championship, as the Silent Protagonist Ness was put in a #1 Contender's Match against both Captain Strong and Rude. The odds were against him, with Rude and Strong working together from the start. However, their underestimation of Ness lead to the duo to play games to decide who would get the pin. Ness burst up off the mat and quickly took Rude down with the PK Rockin Bomber, and scoring the flash pin to win the match and capture the #1 Contender Spot. Once again Ness proves why he is a legend in EBW, as a stunned EBW World Champion made his first appearance of the night, standing in shock at his next opponent. Eggman also came out much more pleased than Noah Jennings and took down even more notes. What is Eggman's #Masterplan?
Eivion Thanatos and Green Destiny were thrown into the Perfection meat grinder next, as the Edo duo had to face both the Fourside Police Squad and the Sharks, under Perfection Rules, with Captain Strong as Special Referee. They fought the good fight, but Strong had no intentions to count any pin of submission attempt they tried to make. They were the stronger of the three team, but the 2 teams on 1 atmosphere wore them down and eventually, Shark #2 hit the Shark Driver on GD one too many times and kept him down for the 1-2-3.
The main event would see the Typhoon's Kinniku Mike take on Shark's leader Franky in a Perfection Rules match, again with Captain Strong as Special Referee. Great back and forth action between the striker and the slammer, but Strong made power plays to thwart every effort to pin from Mike. Franky would blatantly cheat, even using brass knuckles with his Come Out Swinging Finisher to clobber Mike, but Mike took the blow and responded with the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb. Strong refused to count, so Mike went under the ring to grab and chair and used it to pound on both Tag Team Champions. Strong tried to render a DQ ruling between chair shots, as Perfection filled the ring to remove it of Kinniku Mike. Firebrand X came in through the crowd and they all backed off as w00t entered the ring with mic in hand. His smug look from earlier was gone though, as the stable that was ready to celebrate were now looking puzzled at w00t's blank expression.
w00t: I....I....DAMMIT! This isn't right! I was coming out here to tell you all about the wonderful new EBW I was going to form and....well......GAH!
Ryan IQ: I showed up.
Ryan IQ: Hello everyone, it's great to be back even if for a minute. Make sure you check out Havok if you like wrestling that isn't being watered down by Perfection bullshit.
w00t: Hey! Don't sully the name of Perfection! We're going to fix EBW! Make it better! Make it perfect! That was going to start tonight but-
Ryan IQ: But, I came to you with news you could NOT believe, but it's true, and it's all written out in black and white, and the board of directors will abide by it. See everyone, back when I was the VP around here, I had to follow a lot of crazy orders from one Trevor Mach. However, when something was really important he did listen to me, and we made sure that the possible abuse of power that comes with a Presidency could cripple the company, just as it is right now. That's why we created our checks and balances system, so that one man could not hold all of the power and exploit it to violate the rights of the roster and the fans. SOMEONE forgot about our system and has indeed been violating those rights, and abusing his power. While I don't want to HELP my competition per say, I do believe the wrestlers and the fans deserve better no matter what, and I'm happy to screw over w00t right now. See, a President can NOT make rulings in EBW without a Vice President, and the Vice President MUST represent the opposing view point to assure that fairness and balance exists in EBW. Since I'm no longer the EBW VP that means that the fans must vote for a NEW EBW VP, and this week an election will be held. The winner will be revealed next week on Xcite. I wouldn't normally say to tune in, but I can't wait to see w00t's face either. Besides, Havok is going to Edo to show you what real wrestling is all about, so I'm not really feeling the heat w00ter. Next week, order is restored. Goodnight everybody!
w00t: .......No....NO......NO!
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1. EBW Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) beat Yvgeny Darronofsky (10:26) via Mustache Ride -> Pin -> 4th Defense
2. Infinity Division 3-Way: "Serene" Sugiyama beat DJ Milos[x] and Bolshoi (14:10) via Serene Splash -> Pin
3. EBW World Championship #1 Contender: Ness beat Captain Strong, and Rude[x] (10:27) via PK Rockin Bomber -> Pin
4. Perfection Rules 3-Team Tag: Shark #1/Shark #2[o] beat Eivion Thanatos/Green Destiny[x], and FPS #1/FPS #2 (13:31) via Shark Driver -> Pin Special Referee: Captain Strong
5. Perfection Rules Singles: Franky beat Kinniku Mike (8:09) via DQ Special Referee: Captain Strong
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Lady M's: YO JACKIE!
Jackie: AH! OH! It's just my favorite patron, Lady M's.
Lady M's: Gee, you're funny, Jackie. Why I am gonna kill you last when the time comes.
Jackie: What?
Lady M's: Sorry. Nevermind what I said.
Jackie: So what'll be, Lady M's? The usual?
Lady M's: Of course.
Jackie: And how about you two ladies?
Little M's and Jessica: ........
Jackie: The usual coming up. Wait a minute, are you two 18?
Little M's and Jessica: ........
Lady M's: Uh, Jackie. The drinking age is 21.
Jackie: Oh right. *Goes back to making three drinks anyway*
Lady M's: *Sighs* I am gonna get drunk really quick tonight.
Jackie: So M's, I've got a question?
Lady M's: Okay.....shoot.
Jackie: Is SPARKLE really coming back?
Lady M's: Yes, it is. Very soon, in fact.
Jackie: Cool. Cause I heard the rumors of an upcoming TV special called KICKSTART. So I am glad those rumors are true then. I will always support SPARKLE.
Lady M's: Cause it's good for business?
Jackie: Yes and I am a huge fan of women's wrestling.
Lady M's: Of course.
*Doorbell Rings*
Jackie: Speaking of fans, another customer. A new one, in fact. Welcome to One Eye Jack's, how may I help you?
Voice: You can shut your mouth, dawg.
Jackie: Fair enough, I don't want any trouble.
Voice: Won't be any trouble cause I just want to talk to Lady M's.
Lady M's: Jenny James, what do you want?
Jenny James: M's, I want to talk to you straight up, no funny business.
Lady M's: Okay. What's on your mind?
Jenny James: I've been thinking about this entire situation between all four of us. I think it got out of hand the last time SPARKLE was around. You feel me?
Lady M's: I feel you.
Jenny James: Now with the time that has passed, I had to think and I've realized this whole thing was pointless. I acted very immature and stupid.
Lady M's: You can say that again.
Jenny James: AS I WAS SAYING.....I just wanted come down here and in front of all three of you and say I am sorry. I am sorry I fucked you and Jessica out of SPARKLE Twin Star Championship. I am sorry for everything.
Lady M's: I am sorry too. We both acted like immature idiots. So I forgive you. Friends? *M's extends her hand to Jenny....*
Jenny James: *Thinks about it for a moment and then says....* No dawg, we can never be friends....
Lady M's: ......
Jenny James: *Smiles and shakes hands with M's as she tells her....* We are sisters.
Lady M's: *Nods* Yeah, I like that.....sister.
Little M's: *Signs*
Jessica: I agree, Abby.
Lady M's: Huh?
Jessica: Abby says sisters don't shake hands, sisters gotta hug.
Lady M's: I see. What do you say, Jenny?
Jenny James: I don't know, dawg. My image has a no hug policy.
Lady M's: Well I guess that policy is about to voided. *M's now hugs Jenny*
Jenny James: OK OK OK! *Shoves M's away after a few moments*
Jessica: I have a better idea now too. Cause I think you two should win the SPARKLE Twin Star Championship together at KICKSTART!
Lady M's and Jenny James: WHAT?!
Jessica: I mean, we do have a rematch for the belts, being the former champions. Right, Tali?
Lady M's: Yes, we do.
Jessica: Then there you go.
Lady M's: Fine. So Jenny....wanna win the Twin Star Championship with me or not?
Jenny James: Sure dawg, it would be a good sister bonding experience too. I'll see you at KICKSTART.
Lady M's: Cool, see you then.
*Jenny James now leaves the scene and exits the bar.*
Lady M's: Sisters. *Sighs* What have I gotten myself into now?
*Lady M's now finishes her shot and tells Jackie.....*
Lady M's: Jackie, give me another shot and make it a double.
Jackie: Coming right up, future SPARKLE Twin Star Champion.
Lady M's *Sighs* Better make it a triple.
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Phillip: If I replace x with this variable then I-
Trevor Mach: Found you guys!
Tack Angel: Trevor? This is the secret detective headquarters of Phillip and Shotaro, how did you find it?
Trevor Mach: Well this guy in suit was totally beating up these bad guys in the street. He was like half black and half green. He rode off this way and when I got here all I found was this place. Hey maybe Phillip and Shotaro are-
Phillip: It is done.
Trevor Mach: What is done?
Tack Angel: Phillip's got the brain of a computer. We're dealing with a genius here. He was able to mathematically create an equation to beat the Alpha Betas.
Trevor Mach: Wait....what?
Tack Angel: It's the equation that can beat the Alpha Betas once and for all.
Trevor Mach: Math?! We don't need math!
Tack Angel: Trevor, why are you erasing that-TREVOR!
Trevor Mach: What we need Tack...is....momentum.
Tack Angel: Eh?
Trevor Mach: Momentum! I hear commentators talking about it all the time. They say he's creating some serious momentum heading into this or that. We need some of whatever that is!
Tack Angel: We're the Havok tag champs. Don't we already have the momentum? I mean technically we don't as we don't need it, being at the top and all.
Phillip: Momentum would imply forward motion needed to propel to the top, a position you already hold and-
Trevor Mach: Shut up Phillip! We need momentum dammit!
Tack Angel: Fine! Whatever! Let's go....uh....momen....tize then. See you at the show tonight Phillip.
Trevor Mach: Now you're talking!
Dougie Mach: Fuuto, the windy city of Edo. You are being graced with the presence of a true champion for the first time. I hear this is the home of the Kamen Rider W, but I'm not impressed with any of it. I'm not impressed that this is the first city in the world to run entirely off of wind energy. I'm not impressed with your architecture like this giant windmill Fuuto tower behind me, and I'm not impressed by the people in this city. Not impressed. Because, when you're at the top of the game it's hard to be impressed by anything. Tonight, I hear they are going to have a 20-Man Rumble to see who will face me next week for our next Sunday Special. I'm looking for someone to impress me, but I'm just not seeing it. Fuuto....Edo...psh!
The renegades have brought the escalation to the island nation of Edo, for a Chaos TV live from the packed Fuuto Hall. A first time show in such a hallowed hall would require a big show, and Havok was sure to deliver. The show opened with Justice 87 and the Alpha Betas in the ring. Little M's was with 87, while Cheerleader Betty was with Lukie and Troy. Suddenly, Lady M's theme began to play as she made her way to the ring.
Lady M's: Konichiwa Fuuto! Atashi wa Lady M's des. Atashi wa Ryan IQ's chosen replacement to run the show tonight, as he's apparently planning huge things for Havok. Now none of that really concerns me, and I've used up just about all the Edoese I know. Point is I'm in charge tonight, and the reason Justice 87 and-
Trevor Mach: Hi honey!
Lady M's: .....And the Alpha Betas. We're going to kick things off with a Mixed 6 tag. As much as I want to beat the hell out of that prissy pom pom over there, I'm going to let my daughter do it, and we're going to see that happen.....right now. Ring the damn bell!
Opening match saw Justice 87 and Alpha Betas collide like Lady M's wanted, with the additions of Little M's, who nearly stole the show with her show of amaresu talent, unfortunately she could only direct her skills at the screaming cheerleader who had no experience, though the heelish Lukie attempted to get involved, using M's hearing impairment to his advantage, but that lead to a near DQ and a pile up brawl in the ring, when proud papa Mach rushed the Alpha Beta. M's got the win with her Olympic Style M's Slam on Betty, but this feud seems far from over, as Lukie once again tried to take Tack out of action after the match, leading to another pull apart brawl.
Based Anwin made his case for another shot at the TV title taking on the equally based LG Rod in a battle of the of the self inflated egos. Good showing for Rod this time around, but Anwin had the experience and dropped LG with the Based Bomber to get the pin.
Former TV Champion Randy no Kachi made a case as well for a shot with a win over Dangerous Dan. The jacked up and intense new comer gave RnK a fight, but Shadow's involvement lead to the No Kachi Cutter and the pin.
Hailey Havok: What's up Renegades!? Konichiwa! We're here in the land of the rising sun, although.....the sun rises everywhere regardless of where you are technically. I'm here with the new tag team called-
Akinan: We are NOT a tag team. I work alone!
Hailey Havok: I was told by Lady M's that you are now a tag team called "Akikyo", and then I think she tried to lure me into some kind of three way....it was weird.
Akinan: I work alone!
Hailey Havok: Well I was told, again by Lady M's, that one of you requested to be put into a team, and then challenged the champion Dougie Mach and Little Mac tonight.
Akinan: Well it wasn't me! Wait...it couldn't be.....KYO?
KYO: ....friend....
Akinan: What?! Look, I don't know why you have felt the need to stick your neck out for me, but we're NOT friends, and we're not going to be a tag team!
Hailey Havok: Well tonight you are!
Akinan: DAMMIT!
Bravest Division action saw 4 of the best tangle to see who would get the next shot. Larmore beat Subbie the champ by DQ, and wanted to ensure another title shot, but the returning youth turned legend Picky Minch proved he still had it by forcing the lucha blade former champ Grind to the ground and submitted him with the Ankle Lock. DZ, who was in the match, attacked Picky after the match at the behest of the Reality Gangsters leading Subculture.
The brand new reluctant team Akikyo were brought together to take on the champ Dougie Mach and Little Mac in tag action. Akinan tried to work the match on his own, to prove he worked alone and didn't need KYO, but that worked for the rival team more than anything, as KYO tried to tag in only for Akinan to keep tagging back and forth. Mac clocked the big man with the KO Punch, before Dougie tagged in to hit the Vertebreaker and get the pin. Not a great start for "Akikyo".
The main event saw a big main event booked by Lady M's, a 20-Man Rumble that would determine the next challenger for Dougie Mach's Havok World Championship. 20 men filled the ring for this intense free for all. Crazy action and sick spills, with the stunt man Hank Thompson taking a hard fall onto the guardrails on the outside. Match came to an end when the Shoot Rules Champion Simon Stuart managed to last eliminate Olly Oliver to win the #1 Contender spot. Little Mac looked on as the Shoot Rules Champion was set to face the Havok World Champion at the next Sunday Special.
Havok: Chaos TV!
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1. 6-Person Mixed Tag: Trevor Mach/Tack Angel/Little M's[o] beat Lukie/Troy/Betty[x] (13:09) via M's Slam -> Pin
2. Singles: Anwin beat LG Rod (5:50) via Based Bomber -> Pin
3. Singles: Randy no Kachi beat Dangerous Dan (7:10) via No Kachi Cutter -> Pin
4. 4-Way Bravest Division #1 Contender: Picky Minch beat Grind[x], Larmore, and DZ (8:39) via Ankle Lock -> Submission
5. Tag: Dougie Mach[o]/Little Mac beat Akinan[x]/KYO (8:59) via Vertebreaker -> Pin
6. 20-Man #1 Contender Rumble Winner: Simon Stuart (22:11)
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Announcer: Time for another Network News Break! No Saturday Block this week, as we've got major news for you instead that's taken up the whole day. The people have spoken! Havok Boss Ryan IQ opened the floodgates, and gave the people a voice to determine the new VP for the EBW brand, and the new Vice President is none other than everyone's favorite Mayor Mike Haggar!
w00t: I'm not happy about this at all! I want that on the record right now! Perfection was about to reshape EBW and take it to the next level, but we've taken a step back here! Needless to say I will continue to do the PERFECT job as President despite this decision and I will shape EBW into-
Mike Haggar: You ain't doing shit without my permission boy!
w00t: Who are you calling boy sir?! Remember your place! You're the VICE President! You are under me!
Mike Haggar: The only time I'm under someone is when it's a lady. I'm here to keep you in check. Checks and Balances remember? I'm going to check on you and if you're exerting your authority I'm balance it out with a boot up your ass!
w00t: .....How colorful.
Mike Haggar: Everyone knows I know how to do two things, kick ass, and run a city. Fourside thrived with me in charge, and I'll fix things in EBW. For starters, I'm leveling the playing field and vetoing any future "Perfection Rules" bullshit! We're not having it! It's gotta go through me, and it's not going to. No one takes a pay cut, and I'm going to figure out exactly WHY we got this rolly polly Eggman on the pay roll! What purpose does he serve within the damn company!
Dr. Eggman: We've got a plan! A #Masterplan! Hahahaha!
Mike Haggar: That hashtag bullshit ain't flying either! Knock that shit off!
w00t: He is here for scientific research that will turn EBW into the greatest wrestling promotion on the planet now and forever. That's all you need to know.
Mike Haggar: Don't think so w00t! I'm going to get to the bottom of this shit! You can count on that! Enough of the back and forth bitch fit, I've got a job to do! Clear the streets people! The Mayor is back at work!
w00t: ....We'll just see for how long.
Mike Haggar: What was that?!
w00t: NOTHING!
Iga: Hey Ness, amazing about Haggar yeah? He's going to change things up here for sure. By the way congratulations of getting the next shot against-
Captain Strong: Hold it!
Ness: .....
Iga: What do you guys want?
Franky: Beat it! We're not talking to you! This is between us and the silent stooge. None of your business!
Iga: I'm making it my business!
Franky: Don't know if you're gutsy or stupid kid! I'll be happy to find out!
Iga: Any time and any place! Wild Style rules still apply!
Franky: Ha! Well if that's what you wa-
Rude: Nah man, don't sweat that punk. I'm dealing with him this week on Xcite. I'll put him in his place.
Franky: You're lucky kid. Damn lucky.
Iga: You're the lucky one.
Franky: Grrrr.
Captain Strong: Enough! Ness, we know you're looking to reclaim your "past glory". Go back to your roots and triumph in EBW again, but things are different now! Perfection is in charge and the rightful ones are standing at the top! No one could ever get a fair shake when you were at the top, and it made me sick! We're not going back to that. You think you've got Noah's number at the Sunday Special, but it's not happening, and I'm going to see to it.
Franky: I'm going to see to it!
Captain Strong: Haha! Either or really. One of us will challenge you this week on Xcite, and we're going to put you on the shelf. No rules, no limits, and no regrets when you're carted off to the ER.
Ness: ......
Captain Strong: Yeah, I thought you might say that.
Kinniku Mike: Fellas, I thought I might find you here. Chu Chu is quite the drinker after all.
Chu Chu: .....Not really.
Kinniku Mike: Well how am I supposed to know? Literally no one knows anything about you! Look, I'm here with some good news. The Typhoon is going to roll over the Sharks soon enough, and we're going to show them we're not pretenders, but the real live shit! Uuuuuu! Haggar's here now, and you guys can come back without worry of the cops exerting their power. That being said, I want you and the girls to hang back this week. Firebrand X and I have been talking. He's not joining the Typhoon, but we're teaming up this week against the Sharks. Then, we'll go after the Fourside Police, and finally Law and Disorder. They want to keep me away from the World Championship, so I'll take the backdoor and grab another tag title reign. Do they realize how many title reigns I've had with tag belts? Do they realize how much I love the back door? Uuuuu! Law and Disorder, the Strong Tits are coming for ya!
Jackie: That's great Mike, but we've got to talk about this tab your boys are racking up. Swift just rubs his forehead on the beer and takes it without paying. I didn't want to say anything but-
Kinniku Mike: Good idea. Go with that. Uuuuu!
Jackie: Oh....alright then.
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1. Singles: Rude vs. Iga
2. Tag: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike vs. Shark #1/Shark #2
3. Infinity Division Singles: "Serene" Sugiyama vs. Bolshoi
4. Animus Division Tag: Flying Man/Rowdy Mouse vs. Manley Fish/Mole Playing Rough
5. Tag: Hater/Sgt. Strife vs. Stephen Collins/Hashim Al-Singh
6. No Rules Singles: Ness vs. Franky or Captain Strong
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w00t: Hello everyone, EBW President w00t here.....and so is Mike Haggar. He MIGHT be the Vice President of EBW now, but I demand a recount. That being said I'm going to TRY and work together with Haggar.....as long as he realizes that EBW is now entering the age of Perfection, and it would REALLY benefit him to fall in line.
Mike Haggar: All I'm hearing from you is bullshit right now, so unless you want me to stick my fist up your ass so far I can work your mouth like a puppet and actually get some work done around here, I suggest you get to the point.
w00t: .....So violent....see what I've got to work with here? Fine, I'll "get down to business". Perfection....and EBW will be presenting our first Sunday Special this week and it will be called "The Perfect Storm", taking place at the Twoson Fairgrounds. The main event will see Ness challenge our Perfect EBW World Champion Noah Jennings. Unfortunately, I can't make Captain Strong the special referee for that match to keep order. I know you're all as bothered by that as I am, but Mike Haggar insists on impeding progress.
Mike Haggar: Yeah, you're pulling my fucking heart strings w00t. Get on with it!
w00t: Language! Show some manners! Tonight, we'll see Franky or Captain Strong face Ness in the main event, but Law and Disorder will also be putting the tag belts on the line at The Perfect Storm. Firebrand X and Kinniku Mike want to join forces and go for the belts? That's fine, but under my terms. Since they are a new team they must go through a gauntlet of both the Sharks and the Fourside Police. If they can beat both teams one after the other they get the shot. Unless we have any objections?
Mike Haggar: No objections. Firebrand and that Kinniku guy are primed to kick some ass, and far be it from me to get in the way of a good ass beating.
w00t: You'll also see a match between Sugiyama and Bolshoi. The winner will get the Infinity Division shot against Switchback. Finally, we have a tag match against the Global Invasion and PT's Patriots. The winning team determines Magnum's opponent for The Perfect Storm. I know you're all clamoring for your champion Noah Jennings to appear tonight, and the good news that he is! He'll grace your presence during the main event! Isn't that awesome!?
Mike Haggar: Are you done? Let's get on with the fucking show! These people don't want you running your mouth! They want wrestling!
w00t: How rude.....just saying. Let's start the show.
One week before The Perfect Storm, and EBW is a company divided once again. Mike Haggar has entered the scene to bring balance and stability, but w00t's Perfection still looks to take complete control and alter the company to serve their vision and perspective on pro wrestling's future. In less than a week the silent protagonist Ness will rise to the occasion once again to face the EBW World Champion, but with tonight's main event being a mystery as far as opponents go, what shape will he be in for the big event?
Opening contest saw the Euroland/Edo hybrid rookie Iga take on Rude in a match that came about from a backstage altercation. Iga stood up to Perfection, and their hired muscle sought him as his next target. Short match, with Iga starting strong, but Rude showed his experience and turned a botched Rulebreaker into a new finisher the Turk Takedown to score the pin.
Firebrand X and Typhoon's Kinniku Mike joined forces for a tag gauntlet against the various goons of Perfection to try and earn a shot at the tag belts. The Sharks were up first, with FPS hanging around the outside trying to get involved, but to no avail. The tandem of former World Champions proved too much, and Shark #1 ate the Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb before the pin. Fourside Police Squad tried to capitalize and ambush the duo who had just had a match, but showed little fatigue, with Firebrand disposing of FPS #1 with the Crash Fire Buster. FBX and Kinniku Mike will take on Law and Disorder at the Perfect Storm with the belts on the line.
"Serene" Sugiyama found his biggest test to date in a one on one match with the eccentric clown Bolshoi, not just due to his experience, but his spastic nature and style colliding with the rookie's calm demeanor. Sugiyama's patience paid off, as Bolshoi tried a flashy move from his unicycle that went awry, leading to Sugiyama hitting his Serene Splash and getting the pin. The rookie earned himself a huge title match against Infinity Division Champion Switchback, who came out after the match and congratulated him on his victory.
The Animus Division has grown again, as Spiteful Crow brought out the Mole Playing Rough to work with the unfortunate Manley Fish, that had to be dragged out in a water tank. Animus Division Champion Flying Man was accompanied by the hot headed Rowdy Mouse. Mole Playing Rough had to do most of the heavy lifting as Manley couldn't exactly get too far from the water, but lucky the Mole Playing Rough plays rough....who knew? He held his own, but the mouse in a kilt trapped Manley in the Sleeper and dragged him out of the water to force the Submission.
Reporter #1: Doctor Eggman? Why are you here in EBW?
Reporter #2: Doctor Eggman? What role will you be playing in EBW now that Mike Haggar has been elected?
Reporter #3: Dr. Robotnik, what is-
Doctor Eggman: Robotnik?! I AM THE EGGMAN AND I'VE GOT THE #MASTERPLAN! My plans are purely for the good of EBW, you must believe me. Look at me, would I lie?
All Reporters: YES!
Doctor Eggman: Insolent fools! I am conducting research of the most important kind. Science that you wouldn't even begin to comprehend! I will create the ultimate EBW with these hands and this magnificent noggin! I'm doing this for all of you! You SHOULD be thanking me!
Mike Haggar: Thanking you for what you egg shaped bastard? We haven't seen any results.
Doctor Eggman: Oh but you have, and you'll be seeing even more. All you have to do is watch!
Mike Haggar: What is it exactly we should be watching out for? What are you doing Eggman?
Doctor Eggman: #Spoilers! Mwahahahahahaha!
Mike Haggar: Seriously.....no more fucking hashtags.
The Global Invasion mixed it up with PT's Patriots, with the winning team determining Magnum PT's opponent at The Perfect Storm. Hater and Sgt. Strife made for an odd couple team, but held their own until Hashim caught the rookie Hater in the Camel Clutch, leading to submission. Hashim announced that he is next in line for a shot at the Eagleland Championship at The Perfect Storm.
Main event saw a classic encounter relived, as Franky stepped up to fight Ness in a battle of the old school. Captain Strong stuck around to play Special Referee, which brought out a disgruntled Mike Haggar, who kept an eye on the match, though No Rules meant anything goes, so he could do little. Ness brought out the great equalizer late in the match, the Gutsy Bat, which he used to clobber Franky after a missed Come Out Swinging. Strong refused to count the pin, so Ness SMAAAASSSSSHHHHHED him in the gut, leading to Haggar rushing into the ring to count the pin. Ness overcame the numbers game to come out of the match ready to go toe to toe with Noah Jennings. The Champion finally came out after the match and smugly applauded his opponent's win, as Ness stared and pointed his bat at his next target, the EBW World Champion. Ness versus Noah Jennings at The Perfect Storm.
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1. Singles: Rude beat Iga (5:09) via Turk Takedown -> Pin
2. Tag: Firebrand X/Kinniku Mike[o] beat Shark #1[x]/Shark #2 (8:33) via Black Ocean Typhoon Bomb -> Pin
3. Tag: Firebrand X[o]/Kinniku Mike beat FPS #1[x]/FPS #2 (7:50) via Crash Fire Buster -> Pin
4. Infinity Division Singles: "Serene" Sugiyama beat Bolshoi (6:15) via Serene Splash -> Pin
5. Animus Division Tag: Flying Man/Rowdy Mouse[o] beat Manley Fish[x]/Mole Playing Rough (8:11) via Sleeper Hold -> Submission
6. Tag: Stephen Collins/Hashim Al-Singh[o] beat Hater[x]/Sgt. Strife (8:46) via Camel Clutch -> Submission
7. No Rules Singles: Ness beat Franky (18:09) via Gutsy Bat -> Pin Special Referee: Captain Strong
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Announcer: Breaking News coming into the EBW Network news room regarding Havok and a major announcement! For all the news on this let's take it to Havok's Hailey Havok!
Hailey Havok: What's up Renegades? I say that literally today, cause the answer is Havok? What am I talking about? Has Hailey Havok gone mad you ask? Probably, but that's not what we're talking about! Havok is going to SPACE! No seriously! Havok is going to SPACE! We caught footage of Havok's boss Ryan IQ calling in some old connections from his former day job to bring us this huge news. NASADA has just put the finishing touches on the first permanent self sustaining space station in history, and Havok will be heading up to celebrate with the first ever wrestling show.....IN SPACE! Doctor Andonuts personally announced that NASADA was happy to partner with the wrestling promotion, and would provide everything needed to get the wrestlers ready for the trip. This is a huge coup for Havok is the battle of spectacle against EBW, but we can probably expect some sort of retaliation from President w00t, so stay tuned. WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO SPACE!
Announcer: In other news, the card for the next Chaos TV! has been released, with the Bravest Division main eventing the evening, and new opponents for the Tag Team Champions being determined. Justice 87 has been noticeably absent the past few days, and the duo is not scheduled for the show, but we can promise a word from the new #1 Contender Shoot Division Champion Simon Stuart, who is looking to become the total champion of Havok and break away from his father's shadow forever.
Havok: Chaos TV!
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1. #1 Contender Tag: Troy/Lukie vs. Macho Mask #1/Macho Mask #2 vs. Akinan/Kyo vs. Dirk Dastardly/Dave Dastardly
2. Singles: LG Rod vs. Doctor Degrees
3. Television Championship: Cherub Kid(c) vs. Anwin
4. Bravest Division Tag: Larmore/Grind vs. DZ/Ditch
5. Non-Title Singles: Dougie Mach vs. BOOSHI
6. Bravest Division Championship: Subculture(c) vs. Picky Minch
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Reborn a New Era
??: A group long forgotten. A project left for dead. But no more. The group once went toe-to-toe to the higher power won't be buried. It is time to relive. It is time to restore. It is time to reborn. As I...
Don Panini: ...Don Panini has taken back FSW, my creation, and will launch a rebirth! A rebirth that will make noise. A rebirth that will get people talking. A rebirth that will take its place in history and not dwell into the abyss. Its the rebirth of FSW.
Somewhere in town....
??: YES FINALLY I GOT MY JOB BACK!!!
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Announcer: Breaking News from the EBW Network News Center! We apologize for the down time that the EBW Network experienced this last week. The cause is still unknown, but when we know, you'll know. Onto other big for this week. We already reported on the huge news of Havok taking part in the first wrestling event in space, but EBW is not going to be outdone. President w00t responded with a statement of his own and a big announcement!
w00t: Son of a bitch Ryan! You think you got a big coup of me huh? I'm the EBW PRESIDENT! The network is named after my brand, the original brand, the perfect brand! Don't forget that you're running the B-Show around here! The originals can do anything you can do, but better, and that's why we're here outside of this Eggman installation. The good doctor is at work on our counter to your announcement! You might need help from NASADA, but who needs them when I'll have the Eggnaught!
Dr. Eggman: Haha! Yes, the Eggnaught will be my greatest creation! It will follow you into the cold black vacuum of space! All apart of the #Masterplan!
Mike Haggar: Hey, I thought I told you to knock off that hashtag bullshit! Now listen, I don't much care for math, but I sure as hell know that a wrestling company doesn't have this in the budget! You want to tell me where the hell you're getting the money for this?! Don't eyeball me you fat ass egg shaped bastard. I'll come over there and-
w00t: Calm down Haggar! Don't you worry about the financial details. The people elected you to snarl and grunt at me, so try not to hurt your head with numbers.
Mike Haggar: I'll kick your ass you little prick!
w00t: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Just let me finish my announcement! When the Eggnaught is completed, we will follow Havok into space! Before that, we'll be holding a special event on board the deck of the Eggnaught as we fly over Fourside for next week's show which instead of Xcite will be this year's Great Eagleland Bash! See Ry Ry, we know how to step it up too, and we do it with, say it with me, PERFECTION! Haha!
Mike Haggar: ......
EBW Sunday Special: The Perfect Storm
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1. 6-Man Tag: Swift/Chu Chu/Iga vs. Rude/Shark #1/FPS #1
2. EBW Infinity Division Championship: Switchback(c) vs. Sugiyama
3. Tag: Onisuiken/Sgt. Strife vs. Stephen Collins/Yvgeny Darronofsky
4. EBW Tag Team Championship: Franky(c)/Captain Strong(c) vs. Kinniku Mike/Firebrand X
5. EBW Eagleland Championship: Magnum PT(c) vs. Hashim Al-Singh
6. EBW World Championship: Noah Jennings(c) vs. Ness
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The following segment of higher learning is being brought to you by SCIENCE!
Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE!
Dr. Degrees: Uh...uh....EXCELSIOR!?
Jeff Andonuts: We're the new Tag Team coming to Havok! Our name is Muscle Science!
Dr. Degrees: Yeah, my other partner is on hiatus due to .....breaking just about every bone in the human body. Why you thought you could jump 50 flaming buses full of children I'll never know.
Hank Thompson: Hey, kids love me! Don't you worry about me Degrees, I got two fat hookers and I'm going to rock their world!
Dr. Degrees: Hank, you broke your penis, and I think I see smoke from inside your body cast. Are you still on fire?!
Hank Thompson: Nah, I'm just hot for these fat old broads. Now who wants to take a ride first?
Dr. Degrees: *shudder* Since Hank is out on injured leave, Jeff Andonuts is coming back to team with me. Together, we will educate, motivate, and rise to the top. We are Muscle Science!
Jeff Andonuts: Together, we're going to win titles, but we're also going to blow your minds....with SCIENCE! For our first segment, CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING! EBW has been going on for years, with Havok broadening the legacy and scope of our storied lives. You'll notice if you pay attention to history, and we do, several inconsistencies though. Odd questions that keep getting raised all of the time. That brings us to Sparkle. The hot and action packed women's wrestling promotion that was born from WEB which was born from EBW Women's. An interesting phenomenon occurs when this promotion seems to appear out of nowhere for a rebirth or a reboot only to disappear just as quickly. We have figured out the answer to why this happens and the answer is very simple.....Hypertime! Tell them Degrees!
Doctor Degrees: Well it's not really my field but-
Jeff Andonuts: Read the notes!
Doctor Degrees: Oh right. We've concluded in EBW laboratories that time travel does in fact exist. This would indicate that time runs in a straight line, but what if it isn't the only line. What if alternate timelines run beside us and sometimes intersect? Consider that. We propose that Hypertime is responsible for what we call the Sparkle Effect. Let's bring in our test subjects to discuss the theory.
Jeff Andonuts: Thank you all for coming. You all know why you're here right?
Lady M's: Yeah, you're paying me.
Jeff Andonuts: I meant other than that.
Tess: We're talking about some women's promotion right?
Jeff Andonuts: Ah ha! See that? Tess is currently suffering from the Sparkle Effect! Look at this chart right here. Pretend the red line represents our time line, and the blue line represents a time line where Sparkle is the premiere promotion in all the world. Just for argument's sake, we'll say the 3rd line is a time line where Tali and I hooked up. Hehehe!
Lady M's: That time line doesn't exist.
Jeff Andonuts: All time lines exist.
Lady M's: Yeah, except for that one.
Jeff Andonuts: But Science sa-
Lady M's: But Science says SHUT UP! Get on with it!
Jeff Andonuts: Right. Anyways, let's say these time lines don't always run in a straight line. What if they curve? What if the lines converge? What if Sparkle's time line collides with ours? Sparkle would appear in our timeline. If the lines move apart, suddenly the event becomes hazy and forgotten until the lines converge again. Do you remember Sparkle Lady M's?
Lady M's: .....I don't remember things when I drink.
Doctor Degrees: *sigh* We said we needed you sober for this experiment. Tess, how about you?
Tess: Now that you mention it....I do seem to recall sometimes I was in charge of Sparkle, but then I would just...not be.
Doctor Degrees: Remarkable results so far. How about you Jackie.
Jackie: Me? How could I forget?! These women have a tab run up with me so high I could retire if they paid off just half of it! They always pretend like they forget so they don't have to pay!
Doctor Degrees: But they did forget!
Lady M's: I didn't forget. I just don't care.
Doctor Degrees: Oh.
Jeff Andonuts: Well there you have it folks. You are now aware of Hypertime. Have we blown your minds yet?! We're just getting started. Look forward to seeing more from Muscle Science! SCIENCE!
Doctor Degrees: Uh...EXCELSIOR!
Lady M's: ....So when are you going to get back to work on solving the problem with Trevor and Tack?
Jeff Andonuts: Eh? Oh yeah! Oh no, were they in the shot?! We were told not to show......quick.....turn the camera off! Turn it off!
The preceding segment of higher learning was brought to you by SCIENCE!
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Tack Angel: I keep having....bad dreams.....the worst I've ever had. The kind of stuff true nightmares are made of. All my fears and all my doubts play before me like a movie I've seen a hundred times already, but it never stops filling me with dread and hopelessness.
Tack Angel: In the darkness of my bedroom I see horrible images, and hear frightening voices in the darkness. I guess I've had a lot of reasons to be stressed these days, but the things I see.....the things I see.
Tack Angel: I see a figure staring me down. I can't see who it is, and I don't know what it wants, but I can feel the icy gaze piercing through me. Then I see a clash between two beings. One of light and the other of darkness. The darkness suddenly sparks to light just before......
Tack Angel: This giant explosion. I don't know why, but I feel like something important is lost in the explosion. It fills me with sadness and loss. I don't even understand it, but the feelings are overwhelming. It's just too much to handle, and it's almost every night that I see this.
Tack Angel: I don't know what to do about this Trevor. When you have the same drea....nightmares....for so long you have to think it's trying to tell you something right? But what? Trevor, what do you think? Trevor?
Tack Angel: *GASP!*
Tack Angel: Ah! *deep breath* It's....it's....it was just.....oh man....
Amy Angel: Tack? Were you having another nightmare?
Tack Angel: Yeah.....yeah....just a nightmare. Just a nightmare.
Trevor Mach: Come on Tack! You need to try harder! You're bad at this game!
Tack Angel: What are you talking about? I'm beating you 10-3!
Trevor Mach: Yeah, but you let me score three times, and I've got ZERO hand-eye coordination! HAHA! By the way, what's with bringing HIM over here?
Tack Angel: Cherub? What's wrong with having him here?
Trevor Mach: I know what he's doing here Tack. YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK CHERUB! Little M's ain't here! You keep your damn hands off of her!
Cherub Kid: Gomen! Gomen!
Trevor Mach: I keep telling you I don't know what the hell you're talking about! You should apologize for trying to put the vibe out on my daughter!
Tack Angel: He WAS apologizing Trevor.
Trevor Mach: Oh....well....GOOD!
Tack Angel: *sigh* Trevor, were you listening earlier? I was trying to talk to you about-
Trevor Mach: Yeah yeah! It's a nightmare you're having. They suck, but come on man! You just need to stop eating spicy food before you go to bed!
Tack Angel: It's not that man. Something about this feels like.....that one time.
Trevor Mach: .....What time?
Tack Angel: ....We never did talk about it. Not really.....the Ultimatum.
Trevor Mach: What Ultimatum?
Tack Angel: You know what I'm talking about Trevor. That time we were....in my head....or my dreams? For whatever reason you followed me into that strange journey, and it feels like I'm being pulled somewhere again, but it's.....different.
Trevor Mach: Well....no offense, but I think you're just losing your marbles cause you have a kid on the way.
Tack Angel: Yeah but-
Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack! Enough! It's just a bad nightmare alright?! We all have them! What does it matter that your happens to be about fear and dread, and a man staring you down in front of a blood red moon!
Tack Angel: ......I didn't mention the blood red moon.
Trevor Mach: .....wh...what?
Tack Angel: I never said ANYTHING about the blood red moon.
Trevor Mach: ....Lucky guess?
Tack Angel: You're having the nightmares too aren't you?
Trevor Mach: I gotta go Tack.
Tack Angel: Trevor wait! Trevor!
Lady M's: Tack....what did you do?
Tack Angel: Hey! I didn't! I never! *sigh*
Trevor Mach: AH! *huff puff* Where......where am I? Hello? Hello?!
Tack Angel: Trevor.....I'm here.
Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack, you didn't!
Tack Angel: I didn't! I swear!
Trevor Mach: I was just having the BEST dream about me, Tali, a beach, and sun tan oil! Then, you pull me into your subconscious......again!
Tack Angel: I didn't!
Trevor Mach: This should be like a once in a lifetime sort of thing man! Wait....THIS SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE!
Tack Angel: Trevor, I have no idea what's going on either! This doesn't feel the same as before. It's different this time! I feel like I was dragged here just like you!
Trevor Mach: For what reason this time!?
Tack Angel: I think we'll find out soon enough....
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Trevor Mach: ......
Tack Angel: ......
Trevor Mach: Alright, this is starting to bug me. Are we falling or floating? Cause like, I get the feeling like I'm falling, but I'm not seeing anything. Have you ever been in a place this dark before?
Tack Angel: ....Feels like I'm staring into the depths of my bitter sorrowful soul.
Trevor Mach: Dude, a simple yes or no is all I was asking for. Drop the emo shit.
Tack Angel: Huh? Oh sorry, I was just.....entranced?
Trevor Mach: You're upside down. It's just the blood rushing to your head.
Tack Angel: Am I upside down, or are you really right side up?
Trevor Mach: Neither I think. I feel side ways. In any case, this journey of spiritual and emotional enlightenment you're dragging me on is taking an awful long time.
Tack Angel: I know! I mean, I get the whole concept now, but-
Trevor Mach: Tack wait.....do you see that?
Tack Angel: See what?
Trevor Mach: That light....over there....whichever direction that is.
Tack Angel: Yeah....I see it. What is-
Tack Angel: It......wait....where are we?
Trevor Mach: People screaming....the smell of fire.....sound of explosions. Obviously......this is Onett.
Tack Angel: How can you tell from just that?
Trevor Mach: I'm not just going off of that Tack......look ahead.
Tack Angel: Huh?
Trevor: Alright Crono, I gotta be honest with you here. I have NO IDEA how we're going to pull this off, but can do spirit yadda yadda ducks flying together such and such. Know what I'm trying to say?
Crono: .....
Trevor: It's like a pep talk but....I've got nothing.
Crono: ......
Trevor: Alright this stoic shit's gotta stop. Silent protagonists and your disdain for the spoken word! GAH! Sorry, I'm just a little jacked up and the prospect of property damage.....not so much death....death is bad....but property damage. Alright, let's do this! Giygas! Lavos! Time to suck it bitches!
Tack Angel: .....That's you.
Trevor Mach: No shit. Who else can pull off a wizard robe like that?
Tack Angel: I don't know, but why a wizard robe again? Were your tricks ever so clever?
Trevor Mach: Shut the hell up Tack, this is serious!
Tack Angel: Oh so, when we run into you it's serious, but when we're dealing with my issues it's hilarious right?
Trevor Mach: I'm just saying Tack, this could be a problem. We're obviously in Onett 2006, the day that Crono and I fought Giygas AND Lavos in the streets. Have we figured out if this whole....traveling thing....that we're doing is like...a dream state? Is this real? Cause to be honest, remember that time we visited our younger selves. I really think I remember that shit.
Tack Angel: I remember too.
Trevor Mach: No, I mean from the perspective of the kid me.
Tack Angel: Oh.....yeah....this could be bad. How is that even possible? We better not get involved. We need to let these action play out exactly how they happened before.
Trevor Mach: Well that shouldn't be a problem cause that can't be what we're here for. This is your story right? So why are we in Onett?
Tack Angel: I actually WAS in Onett at the time....but I was wrapped up in other stuff, so I didn't actually SEE the fight going down.
Trevor Mach: You were here?! Where? What were you doing?
Tack Angel: I'd....rather not say.
Trevor Mach: Come on man! This has got to be what we're here for! Show me!
Tack Angel: *sigh* Fine. I'm going to regret this.
Black Belt Tack: Terra wait! Don't go!
Terra: Tack please! Something is wrong in the city and I really need to-
Black Belt Tack: But I love you! Don't you understand! I'm trying to confess my feelings!
Terra: *sigh* Tack, this just wouldn't work out. I mean, you're a great guy, but I'm kind of an Esper so....not really compatible.
Black Belt Tack: But you're the Protagonist.....of my Heart!
Trevor Mach: Protagonist of your Heart?! Really Tack?! Hahaha!
Tack Angel: *sigh* I was trying to pour out my soul. I'm not good at this sort of thing. You know this. It's well documented. Don't have to laugh so hard, and maybe hide behind something like me?
Trevor Mach: Why? No one knows what I look like, and even then I was blonde back in the day. Actually right now would be the point were I lose my hat in the fight too. Had to work my ass off to hide from the camera till I found it.
Tack Angel: Why didn't you want to be seen on camera anyways?
Trevor Mach: Well I- wait....we're here for you! What are we supposed to be doing here? Helping you overcome Terra putting you in the friend zone?
Tack Angel: No I-
Trevor Mach: Locke's the protagonist of FFVI by the way.
Tack Angel: *sigh* I-
Trevor Mach: You ever notice how Locke and Hotlanta looked a lot alike? What was up with tha-
Tack Angel: Trevor! This turns out fine! I get over it rather quickly believe me. Everything that happens with me lead to Amy, and I'm happy about that. All this is....is embarrassing. I-
Trevor Mach: Shh! Look! Here I come!
Trevor: Seriously guys! Time out! I have to find my hat!
Tack Angel: You really loved that hat didn't you?
Trevor Mach: I STILL DO DAMMIT!
Tack Angel: Wait....Trevor look behind you! It's..
Trevor Mach: The red moon.
Tack Angel: And the figure standing in front of it. The one from our dream. Suddenly, my hands won't stop shaking.
Trevor Mach: Neither will mine, but we've got to nut up and stop this guy from jumping.......ME! Hey you, leave that bad ass wizard alone and-
Trevor Mach: Whoa....did it just....
Tack Angel: Yeah....it's night....and raining....and 3 dimensional.
Trevor Mach: That guy....it's that guy again. WHO ARE YOU?!
?: ......
Trevor Mach: Answer me! You brought us here, what do you want!?
Tack Angel: What do you want with me? What are you trying to show me? What do I have to prove? Tell me so I can face it. I don't intend to run or hide, so let's get it over with!
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Tack Angel: Hey, what's that's coming down from the sky?
Trevor Mach: Oh damn. You can't have a Storm without a little Thunder.
-Thunder and Storm used a Crashing Boom Bang attack!
Trevor Mach: You got a Franklin Badge handy?
Tack Angel: No. Why?
Trevor Mach: This is REALLY gonna hurt!
-Trevor took 300 HP of Damage!
Trevor Mach: Dammit! I was right! OW!
Tack Angel: Don't worry I've got him! Dream or not, the last time we were able to over come our limitations and do anything to stop what blocked our path. I'll just do that again.
-Tack uses PK Flash! Thunder and Storm couldn't stop crying!
-Trevor used PK 80's Explosion! 888 Damage to Thunder and Storm!
-Thunder and Storm used a Crashing Boom Bang attack! Tack took 400 HP of Damage!
Tack Angel: OW! You were NOT kidding!
Trevor Mach: I know right?! I don't want to get blasted again. Cloaked bastard's actually got me a little afraid of this thing. We need to kill it now!
Tack Angel: Right! Let's do this!
-Tack used PK Freeze! 999 Damage to Thunder and Storm!
-Trevor used PK MegaForce! 900 Damage to Thunder and Storm!
-Thunder and Storm was defeated! YOU WON!
Tack Angel: Freeze seemed to be the weak point!
Trevor Mach: You really kicked some ICE! Hey Tack, what killed the dinosaurs?
Trevor and Tack: THE ICE AGE!
Tack Angel: Well that set everything back to normal, but it didn't really end the way I was expecting. I didn't learn anything, and the cloaked figure didn't have anything to say. All he did was attack us.
Trevor Mach: At least we didn't create a paradox or anything! Everything is working out just like it was suppo-
Tack Angel: Trevor.....is that?
Trevor Mach: Tali? Oh.....oh yeah.....today was that day. Crono and I won, but.....Lavos...it....it didn't stop. Today was the day that.....I have to stop it!
Tack Angel: Trevor no!
Trevor Mach: Tack! Come on man! You know what happens! You know what it did to her! I can't let her go through that! I CAN'T! I have a chance to save her from those years of HELL! DON'T STOP ME TACK!
Tack Angel: DON'T TREVOR! STOP!
Trevor Mach: Tali stop! TALI NOOOOOOO!
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OOC: Curious about this episode and wondering what the hell was going on? To know more you'd have to read EBW from 2006 AND check out the EBW Movie found here:
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Trevor Mach: Look I just don't understand the concept!
Tack Angel: How could you not get it? It's so simple man! Come on!
Trevor Mach: I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way that paper can beat rock!
Tack Angel: Those are the rules!
Trevor Mach: What, the paper is MAGICALLY supposed to wrap around rock?! Leaving it immobile?! Why can't rock do this to scissors?
Tack Angel: Well because-
Trevor Mach: Screw scissors, why can't paper do that to PEOPLE?! Why aren't sheets of college rules notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat SHIT! A rock would tear it up in like, 2 seconds! I ALWAYS choose rock!
Tack Angel: I know! That's why I choose paper to beat you!
Trevor Mach: Well then next time, I'm going to punch you in the face with rock. Don't worry, paper will totally protect you right? RIGHT?!
Tack Angel: *sigh*
Trevor Mach: That light, it's getting bigger.
Tack Angel: Or are we getting closer?
Tack Angel: Wow....where are we now?
Trevor Mach: .....I've been here.
Tack Angel: This place looks like a mess. Like a war has rolled into town! You said you've been here before? Trevor, between last time and now I'm starting to understand why this doesn't feel right to me. This isn't my Sanctum Ultimatum......this is yours!
Trevor Mach: What are you talking about? I don't have any of the emotional baggage you've got!
Tack Angel: Well then tell me about this place. Why are we here?
Trevor Mach: I'd....I'd rather not. This isn't something I talk about. It's not a place I want to be, and I'd rather we just got the hell out of here.
Tack Angel: I would if it were an option, but we have to prevent something, help with something, or witness something. It's part of this crazy design, and I think the sooner you open up about this the better.
Trevor Mach: Well I-
?: SOMEONE HELP!
Tack Angel: I think that's our cue.
Trevor Mach: Tack wait!
Tack Angel: Destroyer A?!
Bystander #1: Run for it! Fenrir's back in town!
Bystander #2: What do you want?! Here, take my wallet, just don't hurt me!
Tack Angel: Who is that with him?
Trevor Mach: ....Murasaki.
Tack Angel: What? Do you know her?
Trevor Mach: I do. Tack, we really need to get out of here NOW!
Tack Angel: We've got to stop them from hurting those people!
Trevor Mach: We can't! We're not supposed to interfere in stuff that's supposed to happen remember? I know that this happened....nothing we can do.
Tack Angel: How do you know?
Trevor Mach: ......
Tack Angel: Trevor, how do you know?
Trevor Mach: ....Go see for yourself.
Bystander #3: It's one of them!
Tack Angel: Trevor?!
Trevor: .....Picked a hell of a day to run into us didn't you?
Bystander #1: Please don't hurt us! We didn't do anything!
Trevor: .....Hasn't stopped us in the past. What's wrong? Aren't you having fun yet? I know I am.
Tack Angel: Trevor.....
Bystander #2: Oh no! The others are coming!
Trevor Mach: You're just lucky HE isn't here, or else the fun and games would stop, but I feel like being generous today so we're going to play. It's called Hide and Seek. You three go run somewhere, and I'm going to give you 60 seconds to hide. Let's hope for your sakes I don't find you. Ready?
Bystander #3: No please! Why is Fenrir doing this!?
Trevor: Set......
Bystander #3: Please!
Trevor: Run.......RUN!
Murasaki: You let get away? That's not like you Mach.
Trevor: What's the fun in cornering the rats without letting them sweat first? AHAHAHA! Careful Murasaki, you almost cracked a smile there. We can't let that happen!
Murasaki: No....we can't. I'd rather beat the hell out of them and take whatever they got then play games like you do.
Destroyer A: Fear is worth so much more than money.
Murasaki: Yeah, for you maybe. Fear doesn't buy me shit big man.
Trevor: That's 60! Ready or not....here I come.
Tack Angel: Trevor......no.
Tack Angel: There you are....I've been looking for you.
Trevor Mach: So I'm guessing you saw that.
Tack Angel: How could I not. That was you. You behind that mask working with those two. "Fenrir" is it? I remember you mentioning this once before when we were dealing with DA but I never imagined-
Trevor Mach: There were four of us at the time. We called ourselves Fenrir, a regular order of disorder as it were. I don't like to talk about it.
Tack Angel: I can see why! You did this all didn't you? You tore this town apart, and hurt the people and-
Trevor Mach: I didn't hurt them.....for the record.
Tack Angel: Huh?
Trevor Mach: The game? Hide and Seek? Yeah, that was me giving them time to get away. I....I didn't want them to get hurt.
Tack Angel: You didn't?
Trevor Mach: Don't say that like it's surprising! I'm a bad guy sure, but-
Tack Angel: I never said you were a bad guy.
Trevor Mach: I said it. I meant it. I've done some bad stuff. I tried to make up for it, but it doesn't change my nature. Doesn't change who I am and what I've done. I enjoyed it. I actually enjoyed it at the time, but it wasn't my idea! Fenrir was HIS idea!
Tack Angel: Whose idea? DA's?
Trevor Mach: No.....I don't want to talk about it. It's not important....he's not here right now.
Tack Angel: Look, we all make mistakes. We do bad things and hurt people sometimes whether we want to or not. The point is you don't hurt anyon.....you at least ATTEMPT to keep innocent people out of the way of your violent, self destructive tendencies.
Trevor Mach: .....Was that supposed to make me feel better?
Tack Angel: ....Well....had to be honest.
Trevor Mach: ....Ha....hahaha. You passive aggressive son of a bitch.
Tack Angel: Just put it all behind you. Let's figure out why we're here, and let's go.
Trevor Mach: I know why we're here. I can feel. I'm not here to feel better about myself. I'm supposed to hurt. Someone or something is making me watch this......to hurt....to feel....fear. Well I'm not afraid, just slightly perturbed and a little nauseous from all the free falling we've been doing for some reason. I'm tired of this trip down memory lane. Let's just get the hell out of here.
Tack Angel: Right. Let's.....wait.....over there!
Trevor Mach: Here we go.
Trevor Mach: You again! I don't who you are, but if you want to play games with me then let's play! Cut the mind games and let's throw down!
Tack Angel: I think we're about to get out chance. It's starting to look like Night of the Living Dead around here.
Trevor Mach: You never saw that movie!
Tack Angel: I understand the concept!
Trevor Mach: You have to SEE the movie to-
Tack Angel: Just shut up and hit something!
Trevor Mach: Gladly!
-Trevor used Macha Ye on Shattered Man! 500 Damage to Shattered Man!
-Trick or Treat Kid Spit pumpkin seeds at Tack! 150 Damage to Tack!
-Tack used Spinning Back Kick on Shattered Man! 200 Damage to Shattered Man!
-Zombie Thad tried to bite Tack! Zombie Thad Misses!
-Trevor used PK 80's Explosion on Trick or Treat Kid! 888 Damage! Trick or Treat Kid is defeated!
-Tack used Rider Kick on Zombie Thad! 500 Damage to Thad! Thad is defeated!
-Tack pukes from decapitating Zombie Thad with the kick! 15 Damage to Tack!
-Shattered Man Growl and lunged forward at Trevor! 300 Damage to Trevor!
-Trevor uses Macha Ye on Shattered Hand! 500 Damage to Shattered Man! Shattered Man is defeated! YOU WON!
Trevor Mach: Hey Shadow Man, get back here and settle this....whatever this is! I'm not afraid of you! NOT AFRAID!
?: .....You will be!
Trevor Mach: What? Get back here!
Tack Angel: He's gone man, relax.
Trevor Mach: *sigh* Whatever. We need to get out of here anyways. I really hate Spokane.
Tack Angel: Wait what? Where are we?
Trevor Mach: Spokane.
Tack Angel: Oh....oh no....I knew this place kind of looked familiar.
Trevor Mach: ....Don't tell me you were here too?
Tack Angel: ....Well....I-
Black Belt Tack: Jupiter! Wait! Don't go!
Sailor Jupiter: Tack, you followed me? I told you it's not safe around here! Serena told me about some serious nega vibes coming from-
Black Belt Tack: But I love you! Don't you understand! I'm trying to confess my feelings!
Sailor Jupiter: Tack...I understand your feelings, and I appreciate them. I wish I could feel the same, but I'm a warrior for justice, and we don't have time for love or relationships. Please understand. I have to protect the people.
Black Belt Tack: But, you're the Princess.....of my Heart!
Trevor Mach: Again with that man! Thanks though, I needed the laugh.
Tack Angel: I was in love dammit! Love makes you do stupid things!
Trevor Mach: Don't worry....you got yourself a green haired waifu later down the line.
Tack Angel: Yeah....wish I could see her right now. We've got to get to the bottom of this and get out of here.
Trevor Mach: I know....I don't think I'm going to like it though...fuck it....let's go!
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Trevor: Stay with me Dougie! I'm going to get you out of here!
Dougie: Trevor? What happened? What's going on?
Trevor: It's alright now. I got you out. I killed him....I think I killed him. I don't know. I really hope I did....for both our sakes. Dougie, he tried to kill you. He was going to make you a sacrifice. He'd lost it. He went too far and I had to stop him. He wanted to make you the living vessel of Giygas!
Dougie: Giyga.....
Trevor: Dougie! Dougie no! This is my fault! I never wanted you to be apart of this, but I let you join anyway! I failed you and I'm sorry! Please hang in there! I'm going to get you out of here! Do you hear me? I'm going to get you out!
Trevor: I failed you and I'm sorry!
Trevor: I failed you and I'm sorry!
?: Poor Dougie, didn't know what he was getting himself into....and you could've told him. You could've warned him, but you didn't. You were too afraid....too much of a failure. He didn't die that day, but you never stopped blaming yourself. Oh, you put on a facade, but you care and it eats you alive like so many other blunders and sins you carry with you. You're afraid that you've failed everyone, and you're afraid that when the time comes to pay for your crimes you'll die miserable and alone. So much hate and anger......loneliness.....depression.....frustration. It all comes back to fear.
?: You're a burnt out loose canon looking for a way to go out with a bang, but in the end you'll die cold and alone. You look up at the sky and wonder if your life serves any purpose, but you're afraid that all you've caused is pain to those you actually claim to care about. Again, it all comes back to fear. Like right now, you're afraid of what's going to happen next right? Trevor? Trevor?
Tack Angel: Trevor? You alright man?
Trevor Mach: Huh? Oh...yeah I'm fine....I guess.
Tack Angel: Still shaken up?
Trevor Mach: I'm seeing a lot of things I'd like to forget....a lot of things I can never forget. I don't need to see them again to know that I'm a bad guy.
Tack Angel: You're not supposed to take that away from this Trevor. It's about overcoming your doubts.
Trevor Mach: I have no doubt this isn't the same as before. You were being lead in a way that reminded you of what you could do, I'm being reminded of what I HAVE done, and it's not pretty. Frankly, I'm getting tired of it. I want off this ride NOW!
Tack Angel: Trevor....the light.....it's bigger again. What is-
Tack Angel: it? Wait....now where are we?
Trevor Mach: The middle of nowhere. I know what this is. It's after Dougie and I started running....we've never really stopped. But this is where we parted ways the first time.
Tack Angel: What?
Trevor: How is he Flint?
Flint: You're damn lucky kid. The wounds missed all the vital stuff I think, but he damn near bled out. He's lucky to be alive.
Trevor: Has to be luck, cause I'm not much help.
Flint: You brought him here, so my wife could take of him.
Trevor: I almost got him killed by bringing him into Fenrir!
Flint: Neither of you should be running around with that lot.
Trevor: I thought I knew what it stood for and what I stood for. I'm not going to apologize for that! But then....it turned into...THAT....and after this...I had to do what I had to do, and I'm not apologizing for that either.
Flint: Are you sure you finished them off?
Trevor: No, I'm really not, and if HE is alive....then I need to run. They'll come after me. They'll hopefully leave Dougie alone if he stays here.
Flint: Here?
Trevor: You'll take care of him until he's ready to leave right?
Flint: Well.....of course, but-
Trevor: I have to stay away for awhile and keep my distance. They'll be looking for me if they're still alive. I have to disappear. Flint....thank you....please....when he wakes up, tell Dougie that getting him involved in that mess....that's something I'll apologize for. Then...tell him to run.
Trevor Mach: *sigh*
Tack Angel: You just left him here and you ran?
Trevor Mach: I did it to keep them on my trail, but I never knew if they had survived or not. I've only seen DA since that day.
Tack Angel: How could you leave him like this?
Trevor Mach: I HAD NO CHOICE TACK! BACK OFF!
Tack Angel: Trevor wait.....Trevor!
Tack Angel: Trevor, I'm sorry. I don't understand the whole picture here. I don't-
Trevor Mach: Fenrir....had turned into something horrible and twisted....even more than it was before. I thought by taking out DA it would have stopped, and the family I thought we were would continue on. Family always seems to stab family in the back though. Talk behind their backs, lie to each other, and abandon each other. I never wanted my family to be that way. HE decided that Fenrir would become a Cult of Giygas. Chaos was our motto and nothing was more chaotic than the would be destroyer of Earth. It went too far, and they chose Dougie to seemingly stab me in the back. I wasn't going to allow that. I did what I could, but I was scared.....I was scared Tack. I did it and I ran. That's all I could do. My mind, heart, and soul were shattered that day. I was left broken, so all I could do was run, and then subsequently start the largest 80's VHS collection you've ever seen.
Tack Angel: Is now the right time to be making jokes?
Trevor Mach: When is the right time to make jokes anymore Tack? I need to know. I really need to know, cause I've got nothing left but jokes at this point.
Tack Angel: .....I'm sorry. After this....where did you go.
Trevor Mach: A town called Tazmilly....where I found the hat and cloak, and started my new life.
Tack Angel: Tazmilly....why does that sound famil....oh no.....OH NO!
Trevor: Sir? Excuse me sir can I-
Black Belt Tack: Just a moment please I'm busy confessing my love! This is much more important than a job! Cure Black, I-
Cure Black: Tack, calm down man. Listen it's not going to work out between us and I think you know why!
Black Belt Tack: Look I know you and Cure White are......"Special Friends", but I want you to know I'm not wanting to get in the way of that! I'm hardcore, I'll take both!
Cure Black: .....Goodbye Tack.
Black Belt Tack: MY WAIFU! COMEBAAAACK!
Trevor: Uh...hey....you alright buddy?
Black Belt Tack: I just...had my heart and soul crushed....I think I might need a minute.
Trevor: Hey man, don't get down. So she dumped you. It's not like she's the only one or anything.
Black Belt Tack: But she was my favorite! She does this thing where she jumps out of this smoke running and-
Trevor: Yeah yeah yeah. Listen, I REALLY need to buy something. A costume that would conceal ones identity. Something inconspicuous.
Black Belt Tack: Well....this is Tazmilly's best costume shop. Why we have seven costume shops in Tazmilly I'll never know. The population is like 30 but-
Trevor: I'll take that hat and robe...I know a thing or two about wizardry.
Black Belt Tack: Are your tricks ever so clever?
Trevor: Shut the hell up whoever you are! You gonna sell them or not?
Black Belt Tack: Alright alright jeez! Sorry!
Trevor: I get this weird feeling I've heard that apology 7-8 million times before....must be my imagination. Thanks.
Black Belt Tack: Come again....preferably not when I'm getting my heart ripped out, but whatever.
Tack Angel: I don't recall any of this....I sold you that stuff?!
Trevor Mach: I'm hardcore? I'll take em both? I'm telling Amy.
Tack Angel: Trevor wait! Don't do it please! I was in love! Wait!
Trevor: And now for my next trick I'll-
Tack Angel: Make a cow disappear!
Trevor: What?
Trevor Mach: Shut up Tack!
Tack Angel: Oh sorry, I love a good magic show. I'm not seeing any immediate danger. No issues to speak of and no encounters this time. Why are we here?
Trevor Mach: Why have we been anywhere? Unlike your trip, mine has been nothing but a trip down memory lane. It's leading to something, it's gotta be, and I don't like where this is going. The man in black is playing mind games. This isn't a ploy to get me to nut up.....something wants me to suffer, and they're doing a damn good job.
Tack Angel: We'll figure this out....we have to. Reminders of the past. It's gotta mean something.....but what?
?: What indeed? Fear of the unknown will tear you apart. Fear is the mind killer, and fear will claim you soon enough. The darkness is coming. It's looming closer and closer. The terror you feel will make your worst nightmare feel like a dream. The darkness is coming. Surely you hear it by now Trevor Mach? The screaming in your head. It's been getting louder for years. The darkness is coming, and it's coming soon. Fear it.
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Doctor Degrees: Well....let me put it this way. I have no idea what's going on here. This....this really isn't my field.
Jeff Andonuts: And my field is SCIENCE! in general, and even I'm nearly puzzled by this. I say nearly, but I have SOME clue as to what is happening.
Doctor Degrees: And I....well I can say that for now they are "technically" in good health.....even though....it might not look it.
Lady M's: Would both of you cut the bullshit!? Look, I didn't bring them here for you to dance around the subject. This shit isn't normal and I want it explained NOW!
Amy Angel: Yes...I...I would like it as well.
Doctor Degrees: Are you alright Mrs. Angel?
Amy Angel: I'm fine, I'm just woozy, and very worried about my husband.
Lady M's: Can you blame her?! Look at that shit! What's going on!
Jeff Andonuts: SCIENCE! is going on! Sweet saucy SCIENCE! I have looked into this along with my father and Doctor Degrees here. We've been researching the "Sanctum Effect". It's something that first presented itself last year according to Tack Angel. He confided to me in secret. I've deduced that emotions have physically manifested into a tangible anomaly that is affecting reality on a conscious and subconscious level.
Lady M's: Eaglish doc!
Jeff Andounts: E=MC2 is the theory of relativity correct?
Lady M's: That's what my teacher always told me, but I always thought she was full of shit so I didn't pay attention.
Jeff Andonuts: Not even in science class?! Anyways, that formula came from Einstein, who helped us forge the building blocks for physics. We believe that Length, Width, Height, Space, and Time are the dimensions in which reality is grounded on, but we now believe that the concept of emotion could be a tangible element in the equation. The 6th Dimension!
Lady M's: .....I thought I told you fucking eaglish.
Jeff Andonuts: The strength of emotions concentrated has created this effect that has opened a 6th Dimension. This was accomplished due to Trevor and Tack having heightened telepathic senses on a subconscious level stemming from their time as part of the Polestar Program and-
Lady M's: If you don't break this down into simple terms, I'm going to break YOU down in to simple terms!
Jeff Andonuts: Ah! Heightened emotions have trapped them in a dream state, but a dream state that can alter reality. We have photos suggesting more than one Tack and Trevor in Onett 2006. Meaning that whatever they are dreaming it's taking actual form. The walls of reality are tearing down, and emotions and memories are proving to be stronger than time and space.
Lady M's: ....Sounds like a concept from some stupid Edo children's show. What do you plan to do to fix this?
Doctor Degrees: Well, while their bodies remain here, they have projected themselves elsewhere through their dream state, meaning the minds are active. The portal between them is being amplified to the point that we can see it with the platform device. We believe we can send someone into the dream state and pull them out.
Amy Angel: Tack told me about this. He said they would wake up naturally. But....he said it was as if no time had passed when they woke up, while this has been going on for a couple days now. Something....oh....I...something must be wrong.
Doctor Degrees: Are you alright? Please, have a seat.
Amy Angel: I just need to g.....
Doctor Degrees: Oh no. Catch her!
Little M's: *signing*
Lady M's: I don't know. Is she alright?
Doctor Degrees: I just need to take her to lie down. She's very pregnant, and the stress must be getting to her I think.
Jeff Andonuts: Meanwhile, we need to figure out who is going to try and cross the rift into the dream state.
Lady M's: I will of course. Let's do this.
Jeff Andonuts: No, it can't be you.
Lady M's: Why not?
Jeff Andonuts: We're deal with the subconscious of Trevor Mach here. He wouldn't be able to recognize you from a vision in a dream. If you were all that was on his mind, you'd be lost in a sea of Talis so to speak.
Lady M's: Yeah....he'd like that the perverted psychopath. Alright then, who do we get.
Jeff Andonuts: Someone he wouldn't expect to see in his mind. Dreams and nightmares bring about euphoria or fear. We need a different kind of reaction.
Lady M's: ...I think I know just who to get.
Tack Angel: Lucas! Claus! Don't stop running! We're going to get you out of here!
Trevor Mach: Up and over you go fucking Pig Mask!
Trevor Blade: We got more incoming! Get the kids out of here now!
Tack Striker: I'll take care of these guys!
Tack Angel: Trevor, this is getting crazy! One moment we're taking a trip through your memories, and now we're stuck in this Pig Mask laboratory trying to rescue Lucas and Claus with the characters we played in the Bad Dudes movies!
Trevor Mach: I know! I'm finally starting to have some fun!
Tack Angel: No, this isn't fun, this is insane! This is coming from your head! These are your dreams taking form and they've got to STOP!
Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack! Are you happy now?! We're back to the dark room with seemingly no ground! I was getting tired of falling, I don't know about you! If I'm going to be trapped in my own dreams I at least wanted them to be good ones! I'm sick of waiting for the guy in the shadows to come out and pick and fight! What's the purpose?! What's the point!? Why doesn't he just come out and face me! GAAAAAAAAAH!
Tack Angel: ......Feel better?
Trevor Mach: A little bit.
Tack Angel: We're not going to figure that out jumping through fictional realities.
Trevor Mach: Hey, you got to be Kamen Rider Tack dammit. Why can't we have fun in my head!?
Tack Angel: Because this isn't an inspiring or empowering trip for either of us. This is a different kind of emotion, and if we can't conquer it, we might be stuck here forever. No offense, but I don't want to be stuck in your head for eternity. I got a wife and kid on the way and-
Trevor Mach: Oh look....the hole got even bigger....ooooo
Tack Angel: Here we go again.
Tack Angel: Now where are we?
Trevor Mach: *sigh* Ohshoe Castle, and don't look now, but the man in black is already here.
?: .....
Trevor Mach: Hey fucker, this is getting old. What do you want?
?: I'm getting what I want.....the frustration and confusion is masking the real emotion, and that emotion is what gives me strength. I'm savoring every moment.
Trevor Mach: You can savor my knee in your suck hole! Why did you bring us here, and what's with the "This is your Life" bullshit?!
?: You need to see. You need to be reminded. Reminded of your pain and torment. Reminded of the screaming in your mind that will never stop.
Tack Angel: Reminded so that he can overcome?
?: .....Do I look like I want anyone to overcome anything?
Tack Angel: What are you?
?: I'm savoring the emotions you feel too Tack Angel. Forming the connection, bringing you here, was oh so easy, and a bonus impossible to pass up. You get to bear witness, to the moment that Trevor Mach trembles in abject.....fear.
Trevor Mach: Fear! That's what you want isn't it?
Tack Angel: This Sanctum is built on fear?
?: You both have so much fear. Tack, you fear that you won't be a good father. That one is obvious. You've been thinking about it this whole time...I know because I've seen it. Trevor Mach, his fears run deeper then his bravado would lead you to believe, and we'll crack the shell, as his fears come to life.
Trevor Mach: What do you mean?
?: Follow me.
Tack Angel: Trevor?
Trevor Mach: ....Let's do what he says....and see how this plays out.
Tack Angel: Alright we're here, now what did you-
Trevor Mach: Oh no....no....this can't be true.
Tack Angel: What?
Trevor Mach: What year is this? No, this can't be right. He can't be here! YOU CAN'T BE HERE!
Tack Angel: Who is that man in shadows?
?: Fear! There it is! The trembling! I can FEEL it! You thought you ended it that day didn't you? You got Dougie out and you went into hiding, spending years under a hat because you were AFRAID that you didn't get the job done. Well let me fill you in on something.....you didn't. Now, HE knows who you are, and knows that you're still alive, and you can't escape. Time to face what you fear most Trevor Mach.....can you handle it?!
Tack Angel: Trevor? Trevor who is it?
Trevor Mach: It's him....it can't be....but it is.....the leader of Fenrir.
Doctor Degrees: Uh...look....sir...I know you weren't expecting to be brought here for such a request. You're probably the LAST person I would have picked for obvious reasons, no offense intended. If you do this though it would be a great help to all of us and would go a long way to restoring your name and-
Lady M's: Cut the bullshit Doc. He knows why I brought him here. The question is, will he nut up and do it?
Sal Paradise: So let me get this straight. You want me to save Trevor Mach? How incredibly interesting.
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?: Trevor......Trevor........Trevor
Lady M's: What are you doing Trevor? Are you giving up? Maybe you should. You were never worth my time to begin with. You can fool plenty of people into thinking you're willing to take things all the way, but I know you're afraid. That fear is what manifested him you know? Your fear brought about your own demise. I shouldn't have expected anything other than this. You're a failure as a husband.
Trevor Mach: No, I do my best. I try to be the best I can be for you! I try to be the man you need.
Lady M's: Maybe I don't need a man Trevor. I certainly don't need you!
Tack Angel: You're not much of a friend either Trevor. I'd say you're the worst.
Dougie Mach: You're the worst cousin too. I'm ashamed that we're family.
Tack Angel: You get enjoyment from putting me in harm's way and making me play your stupid games. I can't stand you.
Dougie Mach: You abandoned me, and made me a joke. I almost died because of you. Now I'm abandoning you.
Trevor Mach: No, I tried to save you! Tack, you're like a brother to me!
Tack Angel: You're just afraid to do anything alone aren't you? Lone wolf my ass. You dragged me in here!
Dougie Mach: You only want to be a lone wolf if it means sharing the spotlight with someone else....especially family. You're pathetic!
?: You must not think very highly of yourself Trevor Mach? I'm not making any of this up. I found this in your head.
Trevor Mach: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
?: Impossible. I'm here forever. I'm your fear. I'm the screaming in the back of your mind. The doubts, the worries, the pain. The things you wish were gone forever.
Trevor Mach: NO! Our pain makes us who we are! I need my pain! I don't need you!
?: You're in for a world of pain Trevor Mach. The time will come when you have to face your greatest fear, and when you succumb to it and fail....I win.
Trevor Mach: NO.....NOOOOO!
Tack Angel: Trevor! Snap out of it man!
Trevor Mach: Huh? Wha....what's going on?
Tack Angel: You blanked out! We're running man! You said you say the leader of Fenrir and told me to bolt so we bolted!
Trevor Mach: Fenrir....him....we can't be here! We have to go now!
Tack Angel: We were doing that!
Trevor Mach: Good! Keep doing just that! Run!
Trevor Mach: Well shit, that's a long drop.
Tack Angel: I thought you knew the layout of this place. Why bring us here?!
Trevor Mach: I forgot how far that fall is. Man, that's pretty far.
Tack Angel: Great, your terribly memory dooms us again.
Trevor Mach: Hey, you're in my head, you should've seen this coming!
Tack Angel: It doesn't work that way!
Trevor Mach: How does it work expert?!
Tack Angel: I don't know!
Trevor Mach: Neither do-
?: End of the line.
Trevor Mach: You.
?: You're so afraid right now aren't you. Afraid of the man slowly approaching? He's like a demon to you isn't he? Shrouded in the shadows. You're afraid because you thought he was dead, and that you covered your tracks to hide from Fenrir after that fateful night you saved Dougie from the ceremony....well you failed at that too didn't you.....just took awhile for Giygas to take hold.
Trevor Mach: This is my life and my memories you're fucking with!
?: Your life is at its end. That's your biggest fear isn't it? Death. You saw it before, years ago the Malice Rider showed you what it would be like to die, and it's scared you ever since. You're traumatized by the thought aren't you?!
Trevor Mach: I....I...NO!
?: You can't lie to me. You're scared of dying. That's why you won't take that jump. Listen though, he's coming up the stairs. What are you more afraid of at this very moment. Reveal it to me, and give me strength.
Trevor Mach: Fuck off you cloaked asshole! I'm sick of the cryptic talk about fear! You think fear is stopping me from jumping? Shows what you know! Tack now!
Tack Angel: What?
Trevor Mach: Go Tack Go!
Tack Angel: Where?
Trevor Mach: Jump!
Tack Angel: ........Who?
Trevor Mach: Dammit Tack, jump down!
Tack Angel: Are you crazy?! You do it first!
Trevor Mach: No, I can't! I can't move my legs! You need to push me!
Tack Angel: *sigh* Jump together?
Trevor Mach: .....Push me?
Tack Angel: *sigh* 3....
Trevor Mach: No time!
Tack Angel: Here we go!
Trevor Mach: It worked! I knew it would!
Tack Angel: You HOPED it would!
Trevor Mach: Same difference!
Tack Angel: Never thought I'd see the day you were afraid of something!
Trevor Mach: What? You mean that jump?! Nonsense! Dude, we jumped much further down a building when we filmed Bad Dudes II!
Tack Angel: We had harnesses!
Trevor Mach: We still made the jump!
Tack Angel: ......What were you afraid of?
Trevor Mach: .....Don't worry about it!
Tack Angel: This is about fear Trevor, and it looks like it's working! You're falling apart! Look at you!
Trevor Mach: Look at me? You're one to talk! Look at you!
Tack Angel: Me too?! But why?! What's going-
Trevor Mach: Tack.....that light is so close now....here we go again.
?: .....Huh....this is....something.
Trevor Mach: What? Where am I? Who.....who the hell are you?
?: I was going to ask the same question. You just kind of appeared in my house all of a sudden. Looking at you though, I can tell instantly....I just can't believe it. I might have had a little too much to drink. That's the last time I mix vodka and starbursts......this week.
Trevor Mach: You know who I am, but who are you?
?: My name is Trevor Morris, and I know you because I created EBW.....and I created you Trevor Mach.
Trevor Mach: What? That's impossible! What's...what's going on here? This has got to be some kind of trick by-
Trevor Morris: Fear? That's what he is you know. No wait, you don't know, I haven't gotten that far yet.
Trevor Mach: That far with what?
Trevor Morris: The Second Sanctum.
Trevor Mach: You're doing this?
Trevor Morris: Me? I'm just a writer. I do this as a hobby. I belong to a message board, I'm a moderator there actually. I created this thing called EBW, now it's called EBW vs. Havok to reflect the-
Trevor Mach: Two brands.
Trevor Morris: Yeah. I was doing this side project called Second Sanctum. I wanted to write a semi serious look into my mind, by using the fictional characters of EBW.
Trevor Mach: Fictional characters? That's impossible. I'm real. I'm standing right here!
Trevor Morris: Yeah, that's a new one on me too, but it's pretty damn cool.
Trevor Mach: That means I'm you though? Another you? Another me? I already had to deal with another me. Dammit we look good though.
Trevor Morris: Our looks are only rivaled by our impeccable wit and legendary sense of humor!
Trevor Mach: Damn right! Haha! BOOSH!
Trevor Morris: Oh wow, so that's what that sounds like coming from me. No wonder people think I'm an asshole.
Trevor Mach: It's cause we are!
Trevor Morris: You're taking the news of being fictional VERY well by the way.
Trevor Mach: I'm not fictional. I'm real. I exist. I think therefore I am and shit. I mean, it's not like you're writing this right now.
Trevor Morris: What if I am. What if I'm writing this conversation right now.
Trevor Mach: Well you're not typing right now. That would have to mean that another you is typing you as himself to talk to me which is also.....himself....and that's just impossible right?
Trevor Morris: Totally! Haha.....ha.
Trevor Mach: I don't know what I'm doing here, or how to get back.
Trevor Morris: Well, the Sanctum Ultimatum series was supposed to deal with emotions and character growth by presenting the strengths and weaknesses of the subject character, in this case you. Well Tack to an extent but-
Trevor Mach: Wait, Tack's still apart of this? I thought he just got pulled a long for the ride.
Trevor Morris: That would be spoilers Trevor. We can't do that.
Trevor Mach: Dammit me!
Trevor Morris: I know I know. You're dealing with your fears as a way for me to express mine. I use EBW to keep my mind focused and express things that people might not even notice or see sometimes, cause more than anything I'm a comedy writer. I like to make people laugh.
Trevor Mach: Me too.
Trevor Morris: Of course you would.
Trevor Mach: Oh right yeah, that totally would make sense.
Trevor Morris: I use self deprecation for humor a lot, but deep down it's cause I think I'm a bad guy, and it's kind of an atonement. I mean, look at the thing's you've done in EBW.....and then I think about what I've done.
Trevor Mach: Hey, you're not a bad guy....you look more like a nerd to me.
Trevor Morris: Well that too. You're on the money there. I totally spent all of last night playing Tack in this online Pokemon thing. I swear the next time he sweeps me with a dark type I'll-
Trevor Mach: Throw the computer on the ground in a pointless fit of rage?
Trevor Morris: Yes exactly!
Trevor Mach: Wait a minute. Tack exists in whatever kind of reality this is too? Can I talk to him? Not sure where my Tack has gone.
Trevor Morris: No problem! I can call him on Skype right now.
Trevor Mach: You guys good friends?
Trevor Morris: I'm certain he'll be the man to kill me.
Trevor Mach: Oh.
Trevor Morris: Nah, he's about as apathetic about shit as you would expect.
Trevor Mach: Tack's still Tack then, and all is right with the world.....whatever world this may be.
Trevor Morris: Ring ring Tack answer the Skype call!
Tack: Yo!
Trevor Morris: What's up Tack?
Tack: Oh, this and that. Hang on I've got like 50 pictures to send you on Skype.
Trevor Morris: 4chan pictures can wait Tack. You're not going to believe this shit when I tell you.
Tack: Let me guess. You got some company that looks just like you?
Trevor Morris: How did you know?
Tack: Call it a hunch.
Tack Angel: So....you like Kamen Ri-
Tack: Yes yes, you're an exaggerated caricature of me. I like what you like, but not with the obsession you have.
Tack Angel: Oh....well then...
Tack: .....
Tack Angel: ......
Tack: .....
Tack Angel: ......
Trevor Morris: Dammit Tack, the silence over there is driving me mad!
Tack: Nothing wrong with a little silence Trevor. I for one-
Sal Paradise: Need to shut up!
Tack Angel: Sal Paradise?! What are you doing here?!
Sal Paradise: Tack Angel, I wasn't expecting to run into you first, but no matter. You'll be easier to convince you gullible fool!
Tack Angel: Hey, I'm not that-
Tack: You are, but it's not your fault. You were written that way.
Tack Angel: Oh. Convince me about what?
Sal Paradise: Believe it or not, this time I'm your only hope.