Episode 2: It Hurts When I Go!!

The city of Fiji was still feeling the effects of the attack from the Kidney Stone Army, lots of people were walking with pain and purpose. One woman fell over in pain and crawled her way to a bench. She took out a bottle of water to drink from.

Woman: Dang kidney stones, wish I never went out with my boyfriend that day.

A pop was heard by the woman as a sudden wave of red liquid came out of nowhere to her left and splashed all over her, leaving her a sticky mess. The wave now crashed and dissipated onto the grassy ground leaving a red spandexed hero standing before the woman.

Woman: Sodarangers!



Cherry One: That's right! And I'm Cherry One! I overheard that you are dealing with a kidney stone? Is that correct?

Woman: Yeah, that Kidney Stone Army got a lot of people in Fiji.

Cherry One: Hmm, I don't like that they implanted your insides with their discharges.

Woman: That's kinda a gross way to put it.

Cherry One: I have just the thing!

Cherry One then pulls out from behind him a can of soda.

Woman: Oh I can't take that, I'm trying to flush the stones out. Not add more with Soda.

Cherry One: It's not what you think.

Cherry One then turned the can around and showed a moving face, the can was alive!

Woman: AHHHHH!!!!!!

Cherry One: Don't panic, this is a can of lemon juice. Citric Acid after all is one of the best ways to break down kidney stones.

Woman: o-ok?

Cherry One: Here! Take it!

The woman takes the can but is still put off guard by the can when it suddenly spoke.

Can: Drink me!!!

Woman: Ahh!!!

Cherry One: Go on! Drink it!

The woman opened the tab of the can, and the can let out a weird sigh of relief.

Can: I'M FULFILLING MY PURPOSE!

The woman then drank the can, instantly she felt the lemon juice do it's work as the kidney stone was being broken down. Suddenly she felt a huge need.

Woman: I gotta go!

The woman ran to the nearest park bathroom, with Cherry One running along in tow. His can gun, known as the Depositer, at the ready. The woman then came out relieved from the pain she experienced.

Woman: Thank you Sodarangers! I'm going home now.

As the woman left to head home, a bunch of stone monsters piled out of the bathroom. As each exited, Cherry One blasted them away with his Depositer.

Cherry One: Get broken! Get broken! Get broken! Get broken! Hot gates! Hot gates!

Soon after, all the stone monsters were defeated. Cherry One took a sigh of satisfaction at a job well done. He then summoned another red wave of cherry juices to surf away to defend Fiji from evil as the scene closed from there to a white screen until Dr. Colada stepped into frame.

Dr. Pin A Colada: Remember kids, citric acid can be a useful way to clean out your insides. Just remember to do so in moderation and with parent supervision.

Preview: The Kidney Stone Army is stealing home? The baseball season has started and it's up to the Sodarangers to save the day. Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 3: This Home Run Is For You!!!" 

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Episode 4: Couples Counseling with C***s!!!!

It was as any normal recent day in the town of Fiji. A poor couple in Fiji were arguing inside a restaurant, disturbing all the customers around them.

Guy: What do you mean you're not ready yet?!

Girl: I'm saying I'm still dealing with the attack from the Kidney Stone Army!

Guy: I haven't either but you still promised!

Girl: Do you really want to deal with that pain as we **** ***?!

Guy: Baby, I'm so bricked up...

Girl: So am I but I don't want to be in pain during it!

The sounds of sizzling food was heard as a waiter drew near

Waiter: Your steaks, madam & sir...

Suddenly a big crashing wave of white & pink juices flooded the resturaunt and doused the steak with sticky sugar. Two females in tight spandex stood next to the couple.

Couple: Sodarangers!

Strawberry Five: Strawberry Five!


Coconut Three: Coconut Three!


Strawberry Five & Coconut Three: We are! Fizzing Sentai! Sodarangers!

Girl: Thank goodness you're here, we need your help!

Strawberry Five: Don't worry Fijian, just leave it to us!

Coconut Three then took the suffering guy's hand and led him to the handicapped bathroom, as Strawberry Five followed soon after.

Coconut Three: Just sit tight, we'll be back in 5-10 minutes.

Twenty minutes passed as the suffering girl gnawed at her juice covered steak. Various sounds were heard during that time by the patrons of the restaurant to varying degrees of disgust and interest. Eventually, the bathroom door opened with steam coming out up top, dusted stone monsters on the ground, and a disheveled and releaved man following the Sodarangers.

Girl: Finally! Took you long enough. Are you feeling better honey?

Guy: Oh yeah... I uh-, hm... yeah... never felt better.

The suffering girl put two and two together when she also noticed some bite marks and hand prints on the Sodarangers that could have only come from a man. Noticing this, her body suddenly rose in excitement.

Girl: C'mere bubby, tell me all about it~

The guy was so woozy and foggy headed, he did exactly that. With each passing moment, the girl's eyebrows seemed to raise higher and higher and her face redder and redder. Soon enough, she would uncharacteristically release a moan that was followed by a stone monster popping up from under the table. The Sodarangers were at the ready with their Depositers.

Coconut Three: Your finished!

The Sodarangers then blasted away the stone monster before it could even utter a word.

Strawberry Five: I believe it's You're.

Coconut Three: Oh! Duh... Hehe.

Couple: Thank you Sodarangers!

The couple extended their hands as the Sodarangers received them. The girl pulled Coconut Three close to her to whisper in her ear.

Girl: In more ways than one.

Coconut Three: But we didn't do what you think we did.

Coconut Three was put off a bit by her response but shrugged. The Sodarangers then summoned another wave of juices to surf away, as the couple would wave goodbye and the girl goosing her boyfriend to a yelp.

Waiter: WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE CLEAN UP OF ALL THIS?!

The couple then quickly bailed on the restaurant while the waiter's back was turned and skidaddled, fading to Dr. Colada playing a ukulele on a beach.

Dr. Pin A Colada: Remember kids, be sure to see a mental health therapist to work out any trauma that could lead to bad habits in the future. Monogamy is the best policy!

Preview: The Kidney Stone Army is on a full on attack! And have now figured out a way to attack mass parts of Fiji! Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 5: Flavor Boosters, Take Off!!!!!" 

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Episode 6: Sodarangers DAI DAI DAI PINCH, The Big Reveal!!!!!!

The town of Fiji was under attack once again, The Kidney Stone Army was rolling out constant attacks, with the Sodarangers winning the fight but by the time they finished, the Kidney Stone Army was attacking the town in another location. As the Sodarangers were surfing to another fight...

Coconut Three: I'm getting really tired.

Cherry One: We have to keep moving, we have to save Fiji!

Coconut Three: I know, but I just need a break.

Melon Four: We can break after the fights are done!

Coconut Three: This is why she never called Melon Four.

The Sodarangers arrived at another fight, this one led by the Kidney Stone Army's leader Spikey.

Spikey: Sodarangers! Having a hard day are we?

Cherry One: Shut up! We'll stop you no matter what it takes!

The Sodarangers then rushed to attack the Kidney Stone Army with their Depositers, shooting away as many stone monsters as they could but they just kept coming.

Strawberry Five: How are they still coming?

Spikey: Don't you get it Sodarangers? There's so much artificial sweeteners, and sugars, & minerals in the WORLD that we will always have enough to keep fighting. Get them!

Soon the Sodarangers were overwhelmed, no matter how fast they shot a monster down, two more took their place. Eventually the Sodarangers were pushed back, the Kidney Stone Army then threw rock after rock at the Sodarangers until they un-transformed.

Spikey: Who even are you five?

The five armorless Sodarangers then stood up, seemingly even unknown to the Fijians that were nearby.

"Cherry One": We... we're not even from here.

Spikey: You mean you're not from Fiji?

"Coconut Three": We mean we're not from "here"

"Coconut Three" pointed down at the ground, leaving the Kidney Stone Army.

Spikey: Wait... you were the aliens all along?

Suddenly at crashing yellow wave of juice crashed over the Kidney Stone Army, leaving them all stunned. A man in a white coat stood in front of the Kidney Stone Army, protecting the Sodarangers.

Dr. Pin A Colada: Sodarangers! Are you okay?

"Strawberry Five": Yeah, we're fine.

Spikey: Father!

Spikey then looked fondly at Dr. Colada leaving the Sodarangers confused.

Dr. Pin A Colada: I'm sorry Sodarangers, it's true. The Kidney Stone Army is my fault, in my experimentation of Soda Energy I accidentally connected a wormhole to another time, another place. That's how I was able to harness the Soda Energy, through Black Hole Technology. You both came from the same place, a land where the lands were connected. A place destroyed by human ambition.

Spikey: So we deserve as much of a right to live as you Sodarangers! HAHAHAHA!

"Melon Four": Shut up you idiots! You hurt people, we save them.

Dr. Pin A Colada: We'll save them together, to make up for my mistake in ambition.

"Cherry One": We once were a shadow, and we once shone in the light. But it doesn't matter now. Everyone! Let's Henshin!

The Sodarangers and Dr. Colada all took out bottle openers, spun it around their index finger. They materialized glass bottles in front of them from their spinning, they then took their bottle openers and placed them on top of the bottles.

Sodarangers & Dr. Colada: Catch the Wave!



The six then opened the bottles and out flowed the fizzing juices of soda, covering them into colored armor. The six then posed together.

Dr. Pin A Colada: Pineapple Six! Dr. Pin A Colada!

"Strawberry Five": Strawberry Five! Sterre Phèdre!

"Melon Four": Melon Four! Lenny Branford!

"Coconut Three": Coconut Three! Kaliona Farrell!

"Raspberry Two": Raspberry Two! Antra Locke!

"Cherry One": Cherry One! Taran Locke!

Sodarangers: We are! Fizzing Sentai! Sodarangers!




The Sodarangers rushed into battle, with their commander Pineapple Six leading the charge. The Sodarangers with renewed energy surfed their way through the Kidney Stone Army with their Depositers and shot away at the monsters. Eventually the Sodarangers gathered together to face off the remaining Kidney Stone Army.

Pineapple Six: Sodarangers! Combine your Depositers!

The Sodarangers then rearranged the Depositers positions and were able to combine them into a big cannon.

Sodarangers: Dimes Cannon!

The shaky Kidney Stone Army struggled to get up as Spikey and a few monsters ran away in secret.

Sodarangers: Double Nickel Shot!

The Dimes Cannon then shot nickel coin sized shots into the remaining Kidney Stone Army and dusted them to pieces.

Sodarangers: Sodarangers, win!

Preview: A monster of The Kidney Stone Army is facing a huge mental crisis! So much so that he goes to therapy! Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 7: Can a Kidney Stone Get Medical Insurance?!!!!!!!" 

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Episode 8: My Bill Is Too Folded, Can I Trade You For A Straighter One?!!!!!!!!

The town of Fiji was struggling today as there were problems at the water treatment facility, shutting off water. As well as stores and vending machines having been emptied of the most popular drinks due to the new shipment being unable to through the mountain pass to town after a blockade was formed from a landslide. With the water rationing, the town essentially shut down. Forcing people to try not to move as much as they could. To help combat this, The Sodarangers split up to figure things out. At the water treatment facility saw Taran, Lenny, & Sterre helping the mechanical engineers.

Engineer: So I'm sorry to say we haven't been able to figure out where the blockade inside the pipes are.

Lenny Branford: Just leave it to us Sodarangers.

Taran, Lenny, & Sterre then took out their Bottle Openers and spun them, manifesting a soda bottle in front of each of them.

Sterre Pherdre, Lenny Branford, Taran Locke: Catch The Wave!



The Sodarangers were then transformed into their fruity forms, and using their juices they split up down the pipes to find the blockade.

Engineer: I didn't like the way you put it narrator.

WELL TOUGH COOKIE YOU IDIOT! Surfing down the pipes, the Sodarangers made their way deeper and deeper until they all found Kidney Stone Monsters holding back a lot of water pressure behind them in characteristic form. The Sodarangers blasted away the Kidney Stone Monsters with their depositers, but the natural consequences happened and they all were pushed by the incoming water. The Sodarangers all colided with Cherry One being on top of Strawberry Five.

Strawberry Five: Ah!

Strawberry Five then slapped Cherry One off her, to which Cherry One landed on Melon Four back to back.

Strawberry Five: Oh! Sorry guys. Just natural instinct.

Engineer: Thank you Sodarangers!

Cherry One: No problem! Glad to be of help!

Meanwhile at the mountain pass saw Antra & Kaliona transformed as Raspberry Two & Coconut Three try to help the town's fire department & volunteers to clear the way of the awaiting supply trucks. Raspberry Two was working a little slower than usual, being distracted by Coconut Three.

Raspberry Two: So are you sure you don't want to hang out later?

Coconut Three: Antra Locke, I'll have you know me and Lenny are still together.

Raspberry Two: Yeah yeah, sure. I just feel left out. Sterre & Taran have each other, you have Lenny. And I'm not dating the Doctor. Makes me feel like a Shadow.

Coconut Three: Just because you got split from Taran, doesn't make you a Shadow.

Raspberry Two: My name is a literal anagram of Taran.

Coconut Three: But you are still your own person, just takes time. Don't be so blu-... oh.

Raspberry Two: Very Funny.

Fireman Stan: You catching anything from this Bob?

Fireman Bob: Went over my head when they took out those bottle openers and suddenly they're in spandex.

Fireman Stan: Wait a minute... Hey Sodarangers? Why can't you use your flying robots to clear the way?

Everyone at the blockade stopped and looked right at the Sodarangers, Coconut Three had visible blushing on her helmet as Raspberry Two looked down in depression. Dejected, the Sodarangers opened the cans at their side.

Sodarangers: Flavor Boosters... take off...

With the way now clear, the two Sodarangers as discreetly as they could slunk back into town as the people cheered the truck after truck of supplies went through the now cleared mountain pass. You idiots.

Preview: Raspberry Two is now on the dating scene, can he find a suitable partner? Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers "Episode 9 My Blind Date Is A Monster!!!!!!!!!" 

Episode 10: The Hair Of The Dog Is Worth Two In The Bush! Or Something Like That!!!!!!!!!!

Sun was setting on the beaches of Fiji as the Fijians & the Sodarangers were enjoying the night in, when the door of the Beach House Laboratory burst open from a stumbling Dr. Colada having just woke up for the day.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: The rum flowed like rivers, The ale never ran dry, We'd dance on the deck under the starry sky, In taverns and inns, Our voices would ring, Singing tales of adventure, The joys that it brings...

Dr. Colada stumbled on the soft sand while being coddled by the sounds of crashing waves. Dr. Colada makes it onto the edge of the beach as he sobers up enough to head inside the local beach tavern. Making his way he makes it to the bar but is quickly escorted by the staff to a booth, as they've dealt with him before.

Waitress: Mackey?!

Chef Mack: Yes Brie?

Brie: Get the good doctor a burger and fries, as usual put it on his tab.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: So raise your tankards high, Let the spirits flow, Sing with all your might, Let the whole world know, We're free as the wind, As fierce as the tide, Proud Celtic pirates, Sailing side by side...

The staff soon brought over to the doctor food, sobering him up further as he slowly devoured the meats and carbs.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Why do I do this to myself after getting stumped in my experiments?

???: I hear ya pal, happens to me all the time.

Dr. Colada could hear the voice that spoke to him in the booth behind him. Not wanting to turn his body to avoid motion sickness, he stayed still munching on his food.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: I had been working on applying my technology on going further than I had before. I was able to reach into the past and bring something here, but I want to see how far I can go.

???: So you made a time capsule finder? That's neat.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: In layman's terms, yes. I had been laughed at by my peers for my ambitions, but I showed them.

???: Hear hear, I too had great ambitions as well. Casting aside my parental upbringing, I wanted to have a fresh start, where I could be me and not what my heritage was.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: So you had crappy parents?

???: In so many terms, yes. They never wanted me or my siblings, but we've made our own way.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Sounds like you've had it rough, my sympathies.

Dr. Colada raised his drink and took a sip of the disappointing water, his woes compatriot the same.

???: My recent experiment was a failure as well, I was going to try and use the Earth as a way to connect to other Worlds.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Oh! So like echo location?

???: Exactly! By using the Earth's natural magnetism, I was going to ping it like a tuning fork and see if I got a response.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Interesting, you could probably make it work if you were to use a higher pitch frequency.

???: So maybe I could use a lot of water, like the sounds of the beach reverberated in an echo chamber charged with enough electricity or energy in a metal bowl to broadcast the natural sounds higher and faster.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: That's actually genius, you're a smart one eh? What did you say your job was?

???: Geologist, but still working on my doctorate. And you?

Dr. Pin A. Colada: I have a doctorate but in theoretical physics.

??? (under his breath): Oh, he's an idiot.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: What was that?

???: Oh, nothing. Hey, how about you and I brainstorm together?

Dr. Colada finally was sobered up fully after getting food in him and the stimulating conversation. He got up to greet the man behind him.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Sounds great! Maybe it could help me too, let's get go... ah...

???: Ah...

Dr. Colada stood in shock with finger pointed at the man in the other booth was none other than Spikey of the Kidney Stone Army.

Spikey: Father?!

Dr. Pin A. Colada: You...

Spikey took a fighting pose while Dr. Colada took out his Bottle Opener and begun to spin it.

Brie: HEY!

Dr. Colada stopped spinning his bottle opener as he and Spikey looked at Brie.

Brie: Take it outside!

The two caught in the act slumped their shoulders and calmly and collectively walked out of the tavern. They were about to continue where they were but were stopped by Brie again.

Brie: To the beach! Not in front of the business! You two know the rules.

Spikey & Dr. Colada slumped over again and walked to the beach, once there they looked over to the tavern while Brie gave the thumbs up to which both returned. Looking back to each other they continued where they left off.

Dr. Pin A. Colada: Catch The Wave!



With a crashing wave of yellow juices, Dr. Colada was transformed into Yellow Clad Armor.

Pineapple Six: Pineapple Six! Dr. Pin A. Colada!

The two then had a father & son fight, one that would be reminiscent of comedy domestic violence. A poke in the eye, a stomping of feet, a kick in the pants. Soon though Pineapple Six got tired of the fight, and took out his Depositer. Take a few shots Spikey was able to dodge as best he could given his lumbering frame.

Spikey: Why can't you treat me like you treat the Sodarangers?

Pineapple Six: Enough of this!

Pineapple Six summoned a huge wave of juices that flowed around him, taking out his Depositer he then rushed at Spikey. Spikey in a panic then took out three giant metal bowls out from behind him, hiding in one he then shuffled himself and the bowls around fast enough to where Pineapple Six couldn't figure out which one he was under.

Pineapple Six: A Shell game huh? Well, I'm going to give my all in this one shot!

Pineapple Six then roared with the yellow juices and crashed them into one of the metal bowls, shooting the waves along the way. The juices and shot pinged against the bowl with a deafening sound that caused all the animals in Fiji to call out in response.

Pineapple Six: Did I get him?

One of the metal bowls not shot then popped open as Spikey had survived.

Spikey: Haha Father! I was under here the entire time!

Pineapple Six: Drats! Well, I guess it's time for round two.

Spikey: Wait! No! Dang It!

As Pineapple Six was about to shoot Spikey, however a deafening reverberation shook from under the beach that knocked both down. The reverberation could even be seen visually as it shook every building in Fiji, causing flickering lights and some power outtages in town.

Spikey: What was that?

Pineapple Six: Oh dear... oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Spikey: What is it Father?

Pineapple Six: I accidentally made your experiment work.

Spikey: It worked? Hurray! I did it... We, we did it Father! As a parent & child!

Pineapple Six: Oh we certainly did... the experiment was a success. We sent out the call.

As Pineapple Six looked in horror, he turned to Spikey who was confused. He thumbed behind him to where he was previously looking. Spikey looked in that direction and suddenly saw fire sprout from the beach, and apparitions start slipping through the sand and ocean.

Pineapple Six: And somebody picked up the phone...

The consequences of Dr. Colada & Spikey is now being felt! The dead are rising from the Earth! What can be done?! Who can save us?! MOVIE VERSION Fizzing Sentai Sodarangers x Kamen Rider Soul: Flavored Spirits Is Good For The SOUL!" 

Last edited by tackangel (4/11/2024 2:17 am)